Post by EHWF Management on Apr 20, 2018 21:33:20 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw some incredible developments in the stories of Mayhem! Jason Dave defeated Sah’ta Thor to retain the EHWF Championship but Conner Creed showed up at the end of the night and leveled Dave, making a claim! Now Dave and new Jr Heavyweight Champion Aaron Kostan will team up in a champions vs. champions match main event to fight The Sons of Chaos!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right Steve – Kostan and Keegan also have a hot rivalry going on! Last week we saw Joanna defeat Savannah in a brutal match to retain the Hardcore Championship! The New Empire, still on their campaign tried to destroy Michael and Joanna Rissi after the Chicago Street Fight but Brianna Brookes from Anarchy rocked up and defended the Rissi’s revealing that she is Michael Rissi’s cousin! Tonight, Brianna and Joanna team up to fight The New Empire in tag team action!
Steve White: That is gonna be an amazing one Chuck! We also have Ryan Morgan going one on one against Imanov in a match that will not disappoint! Both men want a win and both men want to get into title contention but both are in desperate need of momentum if they want that to happen! There is so much going in to tonight Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: That’s gonna be incredible but next up is a triple threat match that features three women who need a big win here tonight! Zoe McDraven, Savannah and Robin Robinson all need to bounce back but it’s not gonna be easy for them as they have a long way to go! Winning a match here and now in the opener will be the perfect start to getting back on top!
Steve White: I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen tonight! It’s gonna be huge! What a night we have planned! Lets start the show, Chuck!
Ryan Morgan’s theme hits and the fans go wild! An ominous tone is heard right as his theme hits a low point and the “Bullet Kunts” Logo is displayed on spotlights and the tron as his theme continues and the fans LOSE IT with cheers!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Here he is to open up the start of Mayhem – The Bullet Kunt himself, Ryan Morgan!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan has been campaigning hard with his Bullet Kunts group that he’s started but we still don’t know that much about it! Regardless Morgan and this whole movement has become a massive explosion of fame on social media and with the fans here in EHWF!
Ryan’s theme continues as he walks out with a smirk on his face and cheers from the fans! Morgan runs down the ramp and slide sin the ring, humping the canvas as he looks around with a devious look before getting up and demanding a mic from the official outside.
Ryan Morgan: Can I get a fookin’ Bullet Kunts chant out here tonight or what!?
Fans: BULLET KUNTS! BULLET KUNTS! BULLET KUNTS!
Ryan Morgan: That’s what I’m fuckin’ talking about! I’m out here tonight to let one and all know that tonight I’m officially launching The Bullet Kunts to the world and to EHWF! In a time where creativity, excitement and balls has gone out the fookin’ window with all these dumb bints, I’m here to offer a group that embodies greatness, legends, future, synergy… I’m here to offer to you change and excitement… I’m here to offer you… THE BULLET KUNTS!
The fans go wild as the Bullet Kunts logo is blasted up on the tron again and some pyro goes off!
Ryan Morgan: Now as you all would have seen on EHWF.com I have added an enforcer to the group and that man is Patrick O’Flattery, the current EHWF Uprising Champion and my former CRA Tag Team Partner! Patrick will not serve as an active member of the Bullet Kunts because of his status on Uprising but he will serve as an enforcer and presence for the group… The Bullet Kunts are worldwide baby… unlike some other groups.
Steve White: Ryan Morgan making the current EHWF Uprising Champion his enforcer in the Bullet Kunts!
Ryan Morgan: I will in fact be revealing the FIRST active member of The Bullet Kunts at EHWF Mayhem’s exclusive event... SUDDEN DEATH! So all the fookin’ bints struggling to find their own identity in this business, struggling to be the slightest bit interesting and struggling to be a bit creative and not bore the fans to death like they enjoy doing every week; just watch me and the Bullet Kunts at Sudden Death!
Steve White: There you have it! Sudden Death is the next event and it will be a Mayhem exclusive Pay Per View where Ryan Morgan will apparently reveal the first ACTIVE member of the highly anticipated Bullet Kunts!!
The fans go nuts as Morgan nods along to their deafening cheers!
Ryan Morgan: Now I know that I’m bringing in me old mate Patrick O Flattery as a name in the group but there was another man that we used to team with and that man was Gerry O’Shea! I still kept time with Patrick after the CRA disbanded and after we suffered persecution in Anarchy but one man who ditched us and left us to die was Gerry O’Shea! Once Gerry found a better deal with Sah’ta Thor he left us to rot in Anarchy and saved himself by getting Thor to bring him to Mayhem, cutting me and Patrick off completely and getting Patrick sent back down to Uprising… Gerry O’Shea is a fookin’ bint coward but he has over looked one thing in his whole crusade to Mayhem to join The New Empire…
Ryan Morgan takes a second and smirks as he taps his head a few times with his index finger.
Steve White: What’s that?
Ryan Morgan: It’s that Ryan Morgan can survive anything! I pulled myself out of the mud that was Anarchy and I found my way back to relevance in Mayhem! Gerry O’Shea never saw it coming, he thought he was done with me and wouldn’t have to worry about me again, thinking that he won and he had it made with his partnership with Thor… Wrong! Wrong! Gerry, I’m gonna make sure you fookin’ pay for what you did cunt and so is Patrick… when I get my hands on you, the New Empire is gonna have to look for another old Irish cunt because I’m puttin’ you on the fookin’ shelf ya fookin’ bint!
Another Bullet Kunts chant breaks out for a minute before Ryan Morgan cuts the crowd off.
Ryan Morgan: Oi and since I’m out here givin’ it to Gerry O’Shea, let me put the rest of his crappy little friends in The New Empire on notice! Ryan Morgan isn’t scared of anyone! I’ve been there and done it all! I’ve beaten bints like you guys to a bloody pulp before! The Samson Family, The New Empire, The Black Asylum, The Monstimals, fuck all of those bints, they’ve all fallen to my feet and one time or another and that’s where they belong! This Bullet Kunt here is putting The New Empire on notice right here and I’m going to make sure I kill that fookin’ coward, Gerry O’Shea and make him pay!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Strong words from the Bullet Kunt right now here to open up Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan has never been one to know when to shut his mouth!
Ryan Morgan: Fuck, Gerry fookin’ O’Shea and Sah’ta Thor! I’m going to send a message to O’Shea tonight when I kick the shit out of his little friend; the useless Imanov Chovesch! I’m a fookin’ former EHWF Cham…
Just then, Ryan Morgan is interrupted by The New Empire’s theme as the fans get to their feet! The cheers roll in as Morgan looks out from inside the ring but the boos follow as Drake Coleman and Imanov Chovesch appear on the stage with arrogant smirks and mics in their hands!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan perhaps got the attention of The New Empire but didn’t get the attention from Gerry O’Shea that he was hoping for!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan not looking too worried as two members of The New Empire make their way onto the stage right now!!
Drake Coleman: Y’know Ryan, I’ve never once enjoyed anything that has come out of your dumb mouth, not one word! I know you come out here, you talk big, you ride off of these stupid fans and your stupid Bullet Kunt little gimmick bullshit and everyone is gonna cheer you for it and all the rest of it but the bottom line is, you came out and started talking shit about the wrong guys tonight!
Ryan Morgan: What guys?! All I see in front of me are two sloppy pussies!
Morgan smiles a wide smile, as Drake and Imanov look offended and double take! The fans go nuts with laughs as Imanov spits on the ramp and points out at Morgan!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan not backing down from Drake and Imanov here tonight and these fans love it!
Imanov Chovesch: Yeah, eat it up everyone, real funny… Not as funny as you thinking that you’re actually gonna beat me tonight Morgan or that you actually have what it takes to hang in the ring with me! You coming out here just signed your own death warrant Ryan. Tonight I was just gonna beat you but now I’m gonna destroy you in our match!
Drake Coleman: You’re looking at the New Empire Ryan! You’re looking at experience, power and greatness right now which are three things that you’ll never be known for. You’re looking at Imanov Chovesch, your opponent tonight, the man that’s gonna hospitalize you and perhaps very well the next Jr Heavyweight Champion! And you’re looking at Drake Coleman, The Icon, The Hall of Famer, The 4 Time EHWF Champion and soon to be the NEW EHWF Champion! You’re looking at your demise right now!!
Ryan Morgan: WHAT!?! WHAT!?
Morgan drops the mic and balls out in laughter in the ring as Drake and Imanov get to the bottom of the ramp and look pissed off.
Ryan Morgan: Don’t fookin make me laugh you two bints! See maybe… MAYBE Imanov can weasel his way into a Jr Heavyweight Championship match but that’d have to be some weaseling because 1. He fucking sucks and 2. I’m going to fucking own him tonight but for you to stand there and say that you’re gonna be the next NEW EHWF Champion Drake… That is fucking laughable! That’s fucking funny even for me you dumb fuckin’ bint! In what universe do you deserve an EHWF Championship match!? Really!? You fuckin’ suck cunt! All you’ve done is lose 90% of the fookin’ time!
Drake Coleman: You shut your mouth right now dammit! I’m Drake Coleman! The Icon, EHWF Hall of Famer, former EHWF Champion and the next champion of professional wrestling! Someone of my caliber shouldn’t have even been in half of the matches I’ve been booked in since my return! I’ve been misused but now with Sah’ta Thor’s influence as GM – he will do the right thing and he will give me the opportunities that I deserve! Now with Sah’t…
Ryan Morgan: Sah’ta Thor lost asshole! In case you didn’t see it Jason Dave threw his old arse off the top of a cage last week and almost killed him! You don’t have half as much talent as Thor so if he couldn’t get the job done then there is no chance that you’ll be able too! To even think you deserve to even smell the EHWF Championship is a joke!
Imanov Chovesch: Your mouth is a shovel, digging your grave deeper and deeper… I will destroy you tonight Morgan, mark my words; regardless of the hardships The New Empire might have faced in matches recently, remember what we did to Scott Wilson – the same can easily happen to your tonight during or after our match.
Ryan Morgan laughs and starts spazzing out in the ring, making fun of Drake and Imanov who are getting increasingly more enraged at the bottom of the ramp.
Ryan Morgan: What’s wrong with right now cunts?! Huh!? Both of you!
Imanov and Drake take a step closer to the ring but Daniel Keegan’s music goes off and everyone stops as they look out at the stage! The fans get loud and Drake and Imanov stay on guard.
Steve White: Oh no! Daniel Keegan! The dangerous enforcer for The Sons of Chaos is out here now and he is surely pissed off after losing a the Jr Heavyweight Championship to Aaron Kostan last week!!
Chuck Thompson: Mayhem has barely started and already all of these guys are out here, tensions are on high and things are going wild! I love Mayhem!!
Daniel Keegan makes his way out onto the stage and looks out at Drake, Imanov and Ryan with a smirk. He looks out at the booing fans and gives them a smirk as well before raising the mic to his lips.
Daniel Keegan: Just what we want to see to start the night, a bunch of LOSERS fighting each other when no one asked them to. You guys are seriously making me upset having to listen to all this bullshit!
Ryan Morgan: Coming from the dumb BINT who lost his fuckin’ title last week?! Fuck off pussy!
Imanov Chovesch: Yeah... That’s right… We might have lost our matches but you lost your match and your title… A title that’s going to belong to me real soon.
Daniel Keegan: Don’t make me laugh Imanov! You think you got a shot at that title? I’ve already beaten you once boy, don’t make me do it again because this time I’ll make sure you can’t walk!
Ryan Morgan chimes in…
Ryan Morgan: Ooo… Kinky! Can I join!?
The rest look at him disgusted as he smirks at them and humps the air before flipping them off while the fans laugh their heads off.
Imanov Chovesch: The Jr Heavyweight Championship is what I’ve set my sights on Keegan and I’ll go through you and anyone else I have to get it. You proved that you couldn’t get the job done against Aaron Kostan… Time to step aside and let someone who can have a shot.
Daniel Keegan: I never thought I’d ever find myself agreeing with a fucking idiot like Ryan Morgan but he’s right… Why the fuck do you think you deserve a shot at the Jr Heavyweight Championship and why does washed up gorilla next to you think he deserves a shot at the EHWF Championship… You both do SUCK!!
Drake steps in front and readies his fist.
Drake Coleman: So why don’t we find out right now who deserves what and stop talking about it? I’m ready to kick your asses, I don’t know about you?
The fans go nuts as Imanov and Drake get back to back and arc up at Ryan and Daniel from both sides! The fans ROAR with approval!
Daniel Keegan: Sounds good to me assholes!!
Ryan Morgan: Hey, I’m in!
Ryan slides out of the ring and Keegan edges closer down the ramp as Drake and Imanov watch intently in a fighter’s stance! The fans love it and they go nuts with cheers but they suddenly go silent as Michael Rissi’s music hits! The four men all stop in their tracks.
Steve White: And Michael Rissi – saved by the bell is out here to make sense of this whole situation right now!
Michael Rissi comes out on the stage, a little bruised up in the face from last week as he brings the mic to his lips before adjusting his tie and business suit.
Michael Rissi: Clearly you all saw why Sah’ta Thor couldn’t be here tonight but even if he was I don’t think he’d handle this situation correctly… You four all have matches tonight! Ryan and Imanov you’re not gonna fight here you’re gonna fight up next after the opening bout! Daniel Keegan you’re in the main event tonight, that’s what these people have paid to see and you’re not gonna jeopardize it tonight but getting your ass kicked at the beginning of the night! Drake… well you gotta do Daddy Thor proud tonight against a couple of Rissi’s don’t ya? There will be fight between you four tonight! Get the fuck back to the locker room now!
Ryan Morgan: Just give me like 54 seconds to Soccer Ball Kick these cunts heads in then I’ll go get ready for my match!
Michael Rissi: No… You’re all booked in your respective matches tonight and THAT’S where you’ll be fighting. If you want to meet up and fight somewhere afterwards that’s fine but right now you’ll compete in what you’ve been booked in!
The fans get a bit rowdy with a mixed reaction as Ryan and Daniel back off and Drake and Imanov relax.
Michael Rissi: That being said… Seeing as Ryan and Imanov; you guys want to fight right now, why don’t I add a little more intensity to your match seeing as you both think you’re so deserving of all this shit… The winner of your match will be named the number one contender to Aaron Kostan’s Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Ryan raises his arms and Imanov smirks as Drake pats him on the back and nods. Daniel Keegan shakes his head and pleads with Rissi but Rissi just nods along to the cheering fans!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! Michael Rissi makes Ryan Morgan vs. Imanov Chovesch number one contender for the Jr Heavyweight Championship! Now I can’t wait for that match!
Chuck Thompson: I was already looking forward to that match but now it’s going to be brutal! With all that’s happened already tonight and with the N1C for the Jr Heavyweight Championship on the line these guys are gonna kill each other!
The fans go wild as all of them congregate on the ramp and Illa Isabella is prompted to move into the ring.
Michael Rissi: Now do yourselves a favour and get the fuck out of here so we can start the night!!
We pan down to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting in the ring with a mic!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is a triple threat match set for one fall!
Robin Robinson’s music hits. She comes out to boos as she walks down the ramp. She slides in the ring and raises her arms to more boos as she walks over to the side of the ring and waits for her opponents.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Robin Robinson!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Illa Isabella: And next… Making her way to the ring… The Wild Cat… Savannah!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Illa Isabella: And finally… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
The fans are all on their feet with an amazing start to the night and an amazing starter to open. Savannah and Zoe lock up and Savannah beats Zoe down with a few big forearms to the back but Zoe grabs Savannah by the hair and hits her with a big right hand! Robin comes behind Zoe and nails her in the back, sending her to her knees as Savannah bounces off of the ropes and snaps a quick kick into Zoe’s head! Robin wants to cover her but Savannah rips Robin off of her and tosses her into the corner hard! Robin screams out in pain and her inexperience costs her as Savannah sprints across the ring and hits Robin with a big corner clothesline! Savannah turns around right into a dropkick from Zoe and the fans get behind her! Savannah is up but right back down again with another dropkick from Zoe! Zoe then leaps down to the mat and gets Savannah in a mean headlock!
Steve White: This one is scrappy and fast paced, as we knew it would be! Zoe is back tonight and is desperate for a win as she went from a winning streak to a losing streak before suffering a minor injury! Robin is winless while Savannah looks to bounce back after last week!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah with a dominant performance last week in the amazing Chicago Street Fight that captivated the fans but she came up short! Now she needs to win this match to get back into some sort of title contention!
Zoe stands Savannah up in the headlock and shakes her up and down but Savannah reverses it into a chicken wing hold! It’s no good though because Zoe is too submission savvy and reverses that into a wristlock! Savannah cries out in pain as Zoe applies the pressure! Zoe scoops Savannah up and runs her back first into the corner! Savannah drops in a heap but Robin is right behind Zoe and knocks her into the corner hard! Robin pulls Zoe out and goes for Robinplex but Zoe gets off of her back and shoves Robin into the ropes then hits Robin with a sidekick to the head on rebound! Robin goes down and Zoe runs up, spinning off of the second the third ropes, hitting Robin with a big moonsault! The fans love it and they go nuts! Zoe hooks Robin’s legs!
1…
2…
NO!
Savannah breaks it up!
Steve White: Savannah saves this one after Zoe puts on an impressive set of offense! Zoe wants this win bad!!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah wants it just as much though! They’re turning this one into a real fight night here in the opener as both women, even Robin Robinson are desperate for this win to keep them in some sort of contention somewhere on Mayhem!!
Savannah pulls Zoe up by her hair and rakes her face, scratching her up as Zoe screams out! Savannah runs up and springs off of the middle ropes, turning and planting Zoe with a big dropkick to the torso, sending her down on the mat hard! Robin runs in and tries to jump Savannah as she gets up but Savannah grabs Robin’s head and sends a running Robin over the top rope to the outside, hard! Savannah slides out of the ring and grabs Robin from the floor! The fans are going nuts as Savannah runs Robin up and tosses her into the barricade, shoulder first! Savannah turns back to the ring but Zoe is on the top rope and leaps from the top, to the outside as she lands on Savannah with a massive CROSSBODY! The fans go nuts as Zoe flies and lands on Zoe on the outside! Both women are down! Both women are down!!
Steve White: Zoe McDraven with that massive dive to the outside on Savannah and THAT shows how much she wants this win! BAH GAWD that was incredible!!
Chuck Thompson: That was freaking amazing but does it show Zoe wants this win or does it show that she’s stupid because she may have well hurt herself there with that massive flying move to the outside!!
Steve White: The fans love it but both women are down! Both women are down!!
Chuck Thompson: High risk action, fast paced, technical fighting, this match is going off the hook right now but in a triple threat contest there can only be one winner and Savannah and Zoe are tearing it up right now because it’s all on the line!!
Zoe slowly gets up but she’s hurt as well as Savannah! Zoe picks Savannah up and gets a punch in on her gut before she rolls her back into the ring! Zoe slides in and lines Savannah up! Savannah is up and Zoe locks her in Kinetic Energy as the fans go nuts! Savannah struggles but it’s no use! Zoe has her locked in tight until Robin Robinson comes in from behind and hits Zoe in the back of the head with a right hand! Zoe breaks the hold and Savannah falls limp and in pain! Robin picks Zoe up and slaps her right across the face as the fans cheer and Zoe falls into the corner! Robin runs up and goes for a corner move but Zoe jumps up and Robin runs straight into her boot face first!
Steve White: Zoe staying alive as Robin tries to come back with anything to show even half as much influence as Zoe or Savannah have had tonight!!
Chuck Thompson: Robin needs to work harder! Zoe is all over her now and if Savannah gets back up while these two are fighting then it just adds another complicated dynamic to this match for everyone!!
Zoe McDraven runs up and drops Robin into the mat with a running bulldog! The fans are going wild but Savannah is up and she lines Zoe up, sprinting at her! Savannah goes for Pounce but Zoe leapfrogs Savannah and she hits the ref instead! The fans go nuts as the ref takes most of the collision and goes down!
Steve White: Ref down! Ref down! She missed her dammit!!
Savannah spins back around into a Shock Wave! Zoe hits Savannah with the big kick and Savannah flails over to the apron! Zoe gets blindsided by Robin Robinson’s dropkick to the back that sends her into the corner! The fans are all on their feet! Robin runs up and hits Zoe with a big corner clothesline and Zoe goes down! Robin then lines Zoe up and hits her with a running punt to the ribs! The fans lose it and Zoe rolls around in pain on the mat! Robin lines Zoe up for Robinplex as another ref comes into the ring!
Steve White: The backup ref is out here and Robin Robinson is gonna win this one! I can’t believe it!!
Robin goes for the kill but Savannah is up and drops Robin! Savannah doesn’t know what to do so she locks Robin in a one legged Boston Crab! The new ref comes over then faces Savannah to check the hold is in! Robin screams out in pain as the fans cheer! Suddenly a groggy Zoe is enraged at Robin and slides down on the mat, grabbing her neck and locking her in Kinetic Energy! Zoe has Robin locked in from the neck and Savannah from the back! The fans are going nuts as Robin is in agony!
Steve White: WHAT!?! Zoe with Kinetic Energy locked in after Savannah locked in a Boston Crab! Robin is in two submission holds! She’s gonna get broken in half! BAH GAWD!
To complicate matters the old ref is up! We now have 2 refs as he crawls to Zoe and looks at Robin in the face! Robin taps out and the fans go nuts but both refs get up and call for the bell as they each raise Zoe and Savannah’s arms respectively!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: WHAT?! Who won!? It was Savannah right!? Two refs involved!?
The refs hold their respective arms but then start to argue! Savannah and Zoe start to argue as well as the whole thing becomes a mess with Robin passed out on the mat! The refs break it up and try to make sense of the whole thing as they roll out of the ring to Illa Isabella! They argue amongst each other some more as Savannah and Zoe sit in opposite corners, waiting.
Steve White: The refs are arguing over the winner of this one! I thought it was Savannah but both women had her locked in at the same time and she tapped… I thought Savannah comes away with it here but both refs did call submission in this match!
The refs walk off and Illa looks confused as the fans and Savannah and Zoe look on in anticipation.
Illa Isabella: Due to a dispute from two separate officials in this match calling win for both Savannah and Zoe via submission at the SAME time… The winner of this match due to dual submission… The Wild Cat Savannah AND The Supernova Zoe McDraven!
The fans give off a mixed reaction as Zoe and Savannah come into the center of the ring and start to argue in each others faces some more!
Steve White: What?! A double submission, a double win!? Bah Gawd I wasn’t expecting that but that was an AMAZING match!
Savannah and Zoe are up close, chest-to-chest, yelling in each other’s faces as a ref tries to separate them! We cut out from the scene to the backstage area!
We come in backstage where Lisa Caliber is waiting in the interview area with a mic.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen… Please welcome my guest at this time… The EHWF Champion… Jason Dave!
The fans go nuts as they watch Jason Dave walk into the scene on the tron! Jason Dave has his title belt on his shoulder as he looks it up and down.
Lisa Caliber: Jason… Thank you for joining me here tonight. You clearly retained you EHWF Championship against Sah’ta Thor in a brutal match last week – what do you think about what happened at the end of your hell in cell match?
Jason Dave: Well, it’s quite simple… I beat Sah’ta Thor up when he said he was going to take my title, end my career and destroy my friends. I retained my EHWF Championship because this Championship belongs around my waist. This is the biggest achievement and prize in professional wrestling today and I’ll be dammed if I was going to lose it against Sah’ta Thor in my first defense.
Lisa Caliber: So what about Conner Creed’s brutal attack afterwards?
Jason Dave: Conner Creed? Heh… Well let me just sa…
Lisa Caliber: AHHHHHHH!
Just then, Gerry O’Shea comes behind Jason Dave and nails him in the back with a running forearm, sending Dave to the ground and sprawling out of the interview area! The fans watching go nuts as Dave tries to get up but Gerry runs up and boots him in the side out of the area!
Steve White: Oh shit! It’s Gerry O’Shea!
Gerry grabs a tripod and hurls it at Dave! He nails Dave with it and Dave falls to the ground again! Gerry grabs Dave by the hair and they end up in the loading area! Gerry tosses Dave against a brick wall! Dave just can’t find his feet and he hits the floor in pain! Gerry picks him back up but Dave elbows Gerry in the face then tosses him shoulder first into a production crate! The fans are losing it!
Steve White: A backstage brawl ensuing right now as O’Shea is trying to do his worst to hurt Dave but Dave is coming back!!
Dave rips Gerry up off of the floor and then tosses him into the wall! Gerry falls and bleeds from his mouth! Dave is enraged and picks Gerry up! He whips Gerry into the side of a production truck! Gerry tries to get away but Dave picks him up and starts to punch him! Gerry punches Dave in the gut then the chest then headbutts him! Dave tries to recover but Gerry smacks Dave’s head off of the catering table as they venture to the next area!
Steve White: Both of these men have matches later! Is this worth it! It’s getting so intense right now that something big might happen to these guys and we might have to cancel a match! It’s a backstage brawl happening outtanowhere dammit!!
The fans are going nuts as they watch all this unfold! Gerry grabs Dave’s head and goes to smack it into the table once again but Dave pulls Gerry in and suplexes him through the table! The fans go nuts as Gerry is put through the catering table, debris, food and pieces of table bury him as Dave gets up and refs and producers rush over to break it up
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Dave ends it! Break it up!
The push Dave out and help Gerry up as we cut back to the ring.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic!
Illa Isabella This following contest is set for one fall where the winner will be awarded the number one contendership to the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The opening notes to the Polish national anthem starts to play as Imanov comes out from the back in a red camo jumpsuit. He snaps a salute at the top of the ramp before beginning a leisurely walk to the ring as "Jekyll And Hyde" plays while he shakes out his body in a show of intimidation and confidence. Once at the ring he walks up the steps and fixes his opponent with a predatory stare before climbing through the middle ropes. As soon as he gets in the ring he makes an Atlas style pose while a set of red and white pyros cross the ring. Before the smoke fades Imanov moves to his corner cracking his neck while waiting for the bell to ring. As he waits he strips off his uniform to reveal his red and white spandex wrestling pants.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Imanov Chosvech!
“Better Than You" begins to play on the audio system. Cheers fill the arena. Smoke starts to congregate around the entrance way. As it disappears, Ryan Morgan appears at the top of the ramp. He is wearing black vale tudo shorts and black MMA gloves. He has a green shirt on, reading "Better than you". Cadance walks at his side, wearing a really revealing red dress. He points to the ring and starts walking down towards it with determination, ready to get into the action. He kisses Cadance and then gets in the ring, removing his shirt. He starts to warm up, whilst talking to the referee.
Illa Isabella: And his opponent… Ryan Morgan!
DING DING DING
As soon as the bell rings, both Imanov and Morgan rush at each other and begin trading blow after blow. This continues for a few seconds until Morgan suddenly kicks Imanov in the gut. He stuffs Imanov's head in between his legs and signals for a power move, but Imanov reverses it with a back body drop!
Steve White: These two men start off by slugging the hell out of each other! Ryan and Imanov had heavy words earlier on tonight and they really took shots at each other but there is a lot more riding on this match right now as Michael Rissi has made it to determine the number one contender for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov needs this win as much as Morgan does! They both have been quite unimpressive lately and no Bullet Kunts hype is going to save Morgan in this one! He either wins or Imanov takes a step up the ladder!
Steve White: Well considering they already started to really lay into each other verbally at the start of the night, I guess that now they just want to kill each other, especially with what’s on the line now...
Morgan winces in pain as he quickly climbs to his feet, only to be knocked down by a clothesline from Imanov! The crowd pops as this happens one more time. Imanov starts stomping away on Morgan, but when he goes to drop an elbow on him, Morgan rolls out of the way! Morgan climbs to his feet as Imanov sits up, holding his elbow in pain. Morgan runs at Imanov and boots him right in the back of the head! Morgan goes for the quick cover, but Imanov kicks out before the referee can even get a one count.
Steve White: Ryan Morgan going for a quick pin there, but Imanov not even letting him get a one count. Ryan Morgan wants to take this one to the next level and get some gold here on Mayhem but Imanov and The New Empire really can’t deal with another loss here in a match like this!
Chuck Thompson: Brutal backstage ambushing on Jason Dave by The New Empire just before. Dave was able to get out of it but Ryan Morgan has to have eyes in the back of the head when fighting Imanov tonight!
Morgan picks Imanov up to his feet by his hair and clubs him in the face with a big forearm. Imanov stumbles back and bounces off the ropes, charging right at Morgan and hits a big forearm of his own, knocking Morgan down! Morgan sits up in shock as Imanov bounces off the ropes once again, charging at Morgan and hitting a diving shoulder block!! Morgan rolls over in pain as Imanov climbs up to his feet and starts stomping on Morgan with authority. Imanov then picks up Morgan but Morgan knees Imanov in the gut then bounces off of the ropes, knocking Imanov down with a lariat! Imanov is back up and Morgan hits him with another lariat! The fans really start to pick up but as Morgan goes for his fourth lariat! Imanov ducks it and locks Morgan in Perun’s Embrace!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov has Morgan locked in! Imanov has Morgan locked in! Morgan with good offense but Imanov is really impressing right here tonight!
Steve White: Indeed he is and it is just what Imanov needs to do! He’s been consistent but never impressive! Tonight he is actually impressive and if he beats Morgan then he gets a title shot and also can say he beat a hall of famer!
Morgan writhes in pain as Imanov starts to bring down the hold even tighter and Morgan struggles to breathe! Still, Morgan yells no whenever the referee asks him if he wants to tap out. Imanov drops back to apply more pressure on the hold, causing Morgan to lie back in pain as the referee makes a count!
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Morgan throws an arm up quick to show that he’s still awake, and also uses the momentum to push the two men over! Imanov tries to keep the momentum in his favor, but Morgan pulls back and throws his arm over one more time to flip Imanov over on the mat with impact! Imanov comes back over and gets hit with a big dropkick from Morgan! Morgan yells out “BULLET KUNTS!” as the fans go nuts! Morgan bounces off of the ropes and dives through the air, hitting Imanov with a running high knee and doing big damage as both men hit the mat and the fans GO NUTS!
Chuck Thompson: And that right there is why Ryan Morgan is one of the best! He reverses the polarity of this match and makes a huge impact almost taking Imanov’s damn head off with that running high knee! Ryan Morgan almost KOs Imanov right there and Imanov may have just lost this one!
Morgan uses the ropes to help him up to his feet, while Imanov slowly climbs to his feet nearby. Once Imanov turns to Morgan, Morgan jumps up and hits the White Stunn out of nowhere!
Steve White: WHITE STUNN! WHITE STUNN! I can’t believe it! Imanov just took it and Morgan hit it! These fans are going WILD! Imanov is done!!
Morgan quickly covers Imanov, hooking the far leg!
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The crowd pops when Imanov kicks out! Morgan sits up in disbelief that Imanov kicked out! Morgan climbs up to his feet and argues with the referee but the referee tells him it was only two! While this goes on, Imanov slowly crawls over and then rolls Ryan Morgan up! The fans all pick up as Ryan Morgan looks done and dusted!
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Steve White: Imanov with amazing resilience kicks out of Morgan’s WHITE STUNN! Imanov tries to get the win off that roll up but just can’t! What a match!!
Chuck Thompson: No idea how Imanov kick out of that one but the guy is impressing here tonight! Too bad he’s loyal to The New Empire!
The crowd is on their feet as Morgan starts stomping away on Imanov. Morgan is pissed. Morgan picks Imanov up and cracks him with a big uppercut! The fans go nuts as Morgan starts dancing around and simulates humping the air! Morgan runs up and snaps a big kick into Imanov’s chest that sends Imanov into the corner hard! The fans are all on their feet as Morgan is back up but he does some Bullet Kunt theatrics and wastes time. He turns back to Imanov who stumbles out of the corner and Morgan scoops him up on his shoulder! Imanov thumbs Morgan’s eye while he’s up there and Morgan releases Imanov! Morgan struggles with his eye all busted as he turns around! Imanov boots Morgan right in the gut off of the eye poke and hits Morgan with a big YGKTFO! The crowd goes berserk as Imanov goes for the cover!
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Morgan gets the shoulder up as the crowd continues to go crazy! Imanov can’t believe it as he sits up! Morgan can barely move but when Imanov looks back at Morgan on the mat, Morgan is breathing heavy and simply flips Imanov off!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan just cannot be defeated! He IS the Bullet Kunt for a reason! He is the most talked about trending wrestler of all time! This guy is MAYHEM!!
Steve White: I never denied that Ryan Morgan is a great competitor, he’s done just about everything but I would go as far as saying that he is Mayhem! The fans are going nuts and they love Morgan but Morgan hasn’t one yet! This one might go into over time, they want it so badly!
Imanov slowly climbs to his feet and rests in the turnbuckle, looking at Morgan with a little shock on his face. Morgan slowly starts to climb up to his feet and Imanov takes charge. But suddenly Morgan boots Imanov in the gut, down to the mat and wraps his arms, trying to lock him in!!
Chuck Thompson: Here it comes, Steve! Sovereign! Sovereign! Ryan Morgan is gonna lock it in and it’s all over for Imanov!!
Morgan's right knee buckles and causes Morgan to lose all momentum for a moment. Imanov takes advantage of this as he begins to repeatedly elbow Morgan in the gut! Imanov slips out of Morgan's grasp. Imanov shoves Morgan against the ropes. As Morgan charges back at Imanov, Imanov hits Morgan with another YGKTFO while Morgan was running! Morgan takes it and flips onto the mat from huge impact to the jaw!!
Steve White: Imanov hit it! He just blasted Ryan’s damn jaw off with that running YGKTFO! That was huge! Cover him kid! You can do it! Cover him! BAH GAWD!!
Fans: OHHHHHH!!
Imanov drops on top of Morgan for the cover!
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DING DING DING!
The crowd goes nuts as the bell rings! Imanov rolls off of Morgan and lies on the mat, no energy left and breathing heavy!
Illa Isabella: Here's your winner... Imanov Chovesch!
Imanov climbs to his feet as the referee raises his arm! The fans give a mixed reaction! Eventually Ryan comes too and rolls out of the ring looking disappointed as he sits on the outside floor!
Steve White: He did it! Imanov did it! I can’t believe it! The kid picks up a huge win over Ryan Morgan and he gets awarded a title shot against Aaron Kostan! Amazing match! Huge match right now!!
Imanov smirks and couldn’t be happier! He gets to the turnbuckle and raises his arms as the fans give off a mixed reaction. We fade out to a promo for The Bullet Kunts.
“Invincible” by Two Steps from Hell begins to play over the speakers as the lights go out. A spotlight comes up onto the stage. The music stops as Aaron Kostan steps into the halo of light, still in street clothes. The Jr. Heavyweight Championship is no where in sight. The crowd cheers as Kostan stretches his arms out wide and the music continues. He walks calmly down to the ring and climbs the steps. He looks around at the fans before stepping through the ropes and asking for a microphone.
Aaron waits for the crowd noise to die down as the lights come back on.
Aaron Kostan: Thank you...really, thank you all. I can't say that I deserve this though.
He pauses, again looking around at the fans in attendance.
“I have, week in and week out, insulted this company. I have insulted this sport, this company, the competitors in the back, my partner tonight...I have even insulted each and every one of you.”
Some members of the crowd begin to boo, as if suddenly remembering his earlier disrespect.
Aaron Kostan: Exactly! Exactly! See, that is what I thought I deserved from you all. I certainly couldn't care either way. Cheer for me, or boo me, I'm still going to do my job...but you cheered for me. No matter what I said, you have cheered for me.
A few stray cheers echo through the arena.
Aaron Kostan: It's for that very reason that I think you all deserve some answers. I STILL don't like wrestling. I can come here and win as many championships as I like and I will STILL hate wrestling. So of course, the question that has been floating around...the one that every opponent relentlessly brings up, the one that every one of you wants to know the answer to...if I hate wrestling so much, why am I here? If I think the championships here are worth as much as a handful of sand, why did I compete for one? If I think all of the men and women employed by this company are criminals, thugs, alcoholics, why do I give them my time? If I hate this sport, why did I sign a contract?
You see, wrestling used to be a job. Men would train until they were the best. They were artists, the ring was their canvas, the championships the fruits of years of labor. They came here, and with honor they fought so that their families could eat, have a roof over their heads, and live the best possible life.
The people back there? They aren't fighting for their families. They aren't fighting for you. They are fighting for their own ego, their own pride, their own legacy. In and out of the ring they are vile and violent people. That is why I think you all cheer for me...because you see that I am not like them. I am like the wrestlers of old. The only true PROFESSIONAL here. I am an artist!
Why did I fight for the Jr. Heavyweight Championship if I didn't even want it? Why am I here? The same reason a man who hates handling accounts with more money than he will ever see goes to his accounting job. The same reason a woman who hates other people's kids goes to her teaching job. No matter how much I hate this job, I. Am. Good. At. It.
The fans cheer as Aaron emphasizes every word.
Aaron Kostan: And whether you cheer for me or not, whether my opponents continue to ask why I'm here or not, whether I am a 'champion' or not, win or lose, rain or shine, I will perform...I will do my job!
Aaron drops the microphone to his side as the fans cheer. After a moment he puts it back to his mouth.
Aaron Kostan: Now...about that championship. You'll all notice that I did not bring it out here with me tonight. Possessing that belt has not changed how I feel about it. I want you all to know that. If you're going to cheer for me, then you deserve the truth. I don't care that I won the Jr. Heavyweight Championship at Last Rites. Why? Because Daniel Keegan, who is better at using the f word and commenting on the cleanliness of my undergarments than he is at wrestling, got his grubby hands on it. And because men like his partner, Conner Creed, think that if they hit the champion enough they can punch their way to a title shot instead of earning it.
Aaron laughs and shakes his head.
Aaron Kostan: Alright, alright I should probably stop...I'm done. Feelings time is over. I'll change into my attire and see you guys in the main event.
With that Aaron drops the microphone and heads back up the ramp as “Invincible” begins to play once again.
The scene pans over to Illa Isabella at ringside.
Illa Isabella: This following match is an intergender tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
The New Empire’s music hits as he and Drake Coleman appear on the ramp to a mixed reaction to the fans. They make their way down to the ramp and slowly walk down, making their way to the ring. They get in the ring and taunt around to the fans, awaiting their opponents.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Gerry O’Shea and Drake Coleman… The New Empire!
Brianna and Joanna are next to come out and they run out on the stage to a flood of cheers. They jump around for a moment, hyping the fans up then run down the ramp and slide into the ring. They look across from their opponents, waiting for the bell to sound as both teams are ready and raring to go after some rapid entrances!
Illa Isabella: And their opponents… The Showtime Champion… Brianna Brookes and The Hardcore Champion… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Brianna starts off with Gerry O’Shea. The two lock up and Brianna overpowers Gerry into the corner to where she starts hitting him with hard shoulder thrusts to the midsection until the ref breaks it up. They move back to the center and lock up again. Gerry can feel himself losing the stalemate so he knees Brianna in the midsection and pounds her with big fists to the back! Brianna pushes Gerry off and tries to go for a move but Gerry quickly takes her down with a lariat! Gerry goes for another but Brianna ducks it! Gerry turns around into a big dropkick to the thigh from Brianna, which sends him to the mat! Gerry is back up but Brianna hits him with another one! The fans get going as Brianna bounces off of the ropes and springs off of the second rope but Gerry catches her and throws her off of him into the corner back first as Brianna goes down to the mat hard!
Steve White: Gerry O’Shea taking some guff from Brianna early on in this match but Gerry is able to hit Brianna hard and counter her move which really gave him a lot of distance in this one! Gerry can’t let Brianna gain a huge lead early on.
Chuck Thompson: Very true, we know well and good what Brianna is capable of now and we know just how speedy and skilled Joanna is so they are a really dangerous team and The New Empire need some sort of win over The Rissi Family. They need to keep Brianna’s strength locked down and Joanna’s speed to a minimum if they want to win!
Gerry picks Brianna up and knees her in the midsection then locks her in a headlock. She yells in pain and can’t get out until she starts hitting Gerry in the midsection with hard elbows! Gerry pushes her away and goes for another lariat but she ducks it and hits Gerry with a big roundhouse kick to the head! Gerry falls to the mat and she quickly goes down and hooks both of his legs!
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Gerry gets up and so does Brianna. Brianna starts hitting Gerry with big lefts and rights until Gerry thumbs Brianna’s eye! Brianna goes down and Gerry takes time to recover. Drake calls for the tag but Gerry takes time to recover from Brianna’s assault! Brianna is against the ropes, holding her eye as Joanna argues with the ref that that was blatantly illegal!
Steve White: Gerry O’Shea getting a beating from the tough as nails Brianna there but Gerry takes the easy way out like he usually does and almost thumbs Brianna’s eye out! That was a blatant illegal maneuver right there!
Chuck Thompson: Drake wants the tag! Brianna should tag out too not just because of the thumb to the eye but you’ll notice that Brianna is still wrestling with that minor injury and soreness to her upper body. That could also impact this one!
Gerry gets back up and chops Brianna back down to the mat. Brianna holds her chest and shoulder, yelling in pain as Gerry targets the injury! Brianna’s eye is all red and you can tell the injury has taken a toll as she is slow to get up. He grabs her by the hair and implements a headlock but she reverses it into a chickenwing! Brianna boots Gerry in the back of the knee then hits him with a sideslam. Brianna buys enough time to get up to her feet and dash up, tagging in Joanna!
Steve White: Here comes Joanna! This is the first time we’re seeing Joanna and Brianna team up!
Chuck Thompson: Well Brianna did rush out last week and make the save on Michael and Joanna against The New Empire and reveal that she is in fact Michael Rissi’s cousin so I guess she is the newest member of The Rissi Family!
Steve White: Brianna is wrestling injured here tonight but you also have to remember that she is an Anarchy contracted superstar and she’ll also be competing over on Anarchy later tonight…
Joanna dives over the top rope and nails Gerry with a big flying elbow to his face! Gerry gets up from the mat at the same time as Joanna but Joanna hits him with a speedy lariat! Gerry is up but Joanna bounces off of the ropes and hits him with another!! She goes for a third but Gerry runs up and hits her with a big STO! She goes down and it gives a tired Gerry enough time to tag in Drake Coleman! Drake comes in and the fans boo. Drake runs in to hits Joanna with a big boot but she rolls out of the way and he trips from Joanna’s drop toehold! Drake gets up but gets dropkicked in the chest!! Drake doesn’t go down as Joanna goes for another running move but she runs right into a big boot from Drake Coleman! The fans are going nuts as Drake grabs Joanna by her hair and punches her in the midsection which almost knocks all the life out of her! Drake chops her and then tosses her into the corner hard as the fans get to their feet! Drake runs at Joanna for a corner splash but she dives out of the way and he hits the corner hard! Joanna runs over and knocks Gerry off of the apron then runs up and dropkicks Drake Coleman!!
Steve White: Joanna trying to pick up some speed here but Drake Coleman won’t go down!
Joanna runs at Drake once more but Drake hits Joanna with a shoulder block and sends her sprawling! Drake rips Joanna up and bashes her back down to the mat with fists to her back as she screams out in pain! Drake whips Joanna into the ropes and goes for a running big boot but Joanna ducks it then springs up on the second then the third ropes and snaps a big quick kick flying in Drake’s face! The fans go nuts as Joanna dashes over to the corner and tags Brianna back in! The fans go wild! Brianna comes in and plants Drake with Sunset! Everyone is on their feet in the crowd! Brianna picks up Joanna then tosses her on top of Drake with a team aided splash move!
Fans: OHHHHH!
Steve White: What a match! Joanna and Brianna coming away with it here after superior teamwork and skill! Drake Coleman getting fucked up by speed and strength combos right now!
Chuck Thompson: The New Empire can’t keep up! Drake needs to get up!
Joanna and Brianna both spring off of the ropes and hit a double moonsault on Drake! The fans GO NUTS! The ref grabs Joanna and tells her to get out! Joanna brushes past the ref and jumps through the middle ropes onto Gerry O’Shea who tries to come in! Joanna and Gerry hit the outside! The fans love it! Drake gets up holding his torso as Brianna spins him around and hits him with Sunset!! Brianna covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are you winners… Joanna Rissi and Brianna Brookes!
Joanna and Brianna get their arms raised in the ring! The fans go wild for them as Gerry helps Drake up the mat while he yells expletives at the Rissi Family!
Steve White: We knew they would be a great team tonight but they went above expectations and really impressed! What a great match!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov holds the fort for The New Empire tonight as it looks like Drake and Gerry will have to fight another day…
Brianna holds her arm and nurses her injury in the corner while her music plays and the fans go nuts! We fade out backstage.
We come in backstage where Lisa Caliber is waiting with a mic.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining is my guest at this time… Michael Rissi!
Rissi steps into the frame as the fans go nuts!
Lisa Caliber: Michael, thank you for joining me. I have a few questions about a few people that I think the world wants your opinion on?
Michael Rissi: Oh really!? Who are these people hmm? Chris Crappler or whatever his name is? That unknown rookie that EHWF saved from indy hell wrestling for half a cheese sandwich every week as payment? Hmm? Or perhaps it’s The New Empire’s attack on my wife and I those no good no hoper ass munching fucks? Or perhaps it’s Conner Creed and his blindside of Jason Dave right after we had the upper hand over The New Empire – that fuckwit!
Lisa Caliber: Umm… No it’s Sah’ta Thor and his campaign to destroy you and your friends and family and take your company… but we can talk about anything you like?
Michael Rissi: Oh yes! Sah’ta Thor… He’s not here tonight because Jason Dave FUCKED HIM UP! Sah’ta Thor might try every trick in the book but it’s going to end the same way. If it’s a war Thor and The New Empire want then it’s one they’ve got. If I had a dol…
Ryan Morgan: RISSI!
Ryan Morgan steps on the scene as we pan backwards. Morgan stands there, pissed off and beat up as he points at Rissi who gives minimal reaction. Lisa Caliber steps out of there and the fans watching on go nuts!
Steve White: BAH Gawd! Ryan Morgan!
Michael Rissi: ‘The fuck do your want!?
Ryan Morgan: I want another shot! I want another shot at getting a shot at the Jr Heavyweight Championship! That was unfair – you made that match for the contendership on the fly! If I had known you were going to do that I would have watched fight club last night in preparation!!
Michael Rissi: Get the fuck out of here!
Ryan Morgan: I deserve a shot! Fuck Imanov! Fuck Daniel Keegan! Fuck everyone, it’s me who deserves it now let me prove it! Book another match right now! You can do it!
Michael Rissi: I can’t give you that opportunity Morgan BUT my wife has defended her Hardcore Championship twice now both against members of The New Empire… She has stated that she wants a REAL contender this time at Sudden Death so you can compete next week in a six man over the top battle royal where the winner becomes number 1 contender to the Hardcore Championship! GOOD LUCK!
Rissi walks off leaving Morgan smirking as we fade out.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
The lights go out in the arnea...
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… One half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Daniel Keegan!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Conner Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next his partner the other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Conner Creed!
As the introduction to "Invincible" by Two Steps from Hell begins to play, the arena goes dark. A single spotlight races up the ramp and stops at the top of the stage. At the fifteen second mark the music cuts off. A hooded man steps into the halo of light before the music continues. Aaron throws the hood back, revealing his face to the crowd and stretching his arms out to the side. He then walks down the ramp as the spotlight follows him, eyes locked on the ring. Upon reaching the ring, he quickly walks up the steps before wiping his feet on the apron and stepping through the ropes to prepare for his match as the lights come back on.
Illa Isabella: And now their opponents… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… The Artist… Aaron Kostan!
Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… The EHWF Champion… Gods Gift To Pro Wrestling… Jason Dave!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: The Sons of Chaos have targeted both Dave and Kostan recently and now all of these men are finally getting the chance to meet in the ring! Jason Dave has a host of other problems behind him though and not just Creed!
Chuck Thompson: This one is going to be scrappy! It’s going to be a straight up fight! Kostan took Keegan’s title last week and Creed ambushed Dave after that brutal hell in a cell match! There’s so much in this one!
Aaron Kostan starts in the ring for his team, whilst Daniel Keegan starts for his. The pair grapples in the center, vying for position. Kostan manages to force Keegan to onto his knees and swings a right boot, which Keegan ducks and rolls across the ring, bouncing off the ropes and hitting Kostan with a dropkick! He races onto a quick cover but Kostan kicks straight out and gets to his feet. The pair grapples again and this time Keegan gets behind Kostan. He tries the back to belly suplex but Kostan flips and lands on his feet behind Keegan, before taking him to the canvass with a huge bulldog! Aaron Kostan gets up and walks around the hurt Keegan, taunting that he is the Jr Heavyweight Champion now!
Steve White: A great start to the match here!
Kostan follows up by getting Keegan in a headlock. The crowd cheers as Aaron applies a lot of pressure through his anger but Creed shouts to Keegan to break out! He shakes both his hands, trying to fight out of the lock with sheer willpower. He kicks his right leg backwards, forcing separation and jumps, tagging in Conner Creed! Creed rushes in and clotheslines Kostan, who gets back up only to receive another huge lariat!
A quick cover...
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Kostan’s arm raises at the count of one and Conner Creed locks in an arm bar. He tightens the hold, slowly applying more and more pressure. Kostan manages to fight and scrap, he then jumps and separates from Creed, before coming back off the ropes and hitting a flying knee! Kostan didn’t get all of it and Creed is too quick, coming back and hitting Kostan with big rights and lefts! Kostan is out matched as Creed brutalizes him! Dave reaches for a tag but Creed pounds Kostan to the mat then wags his finger at Dave! Creed tosses Kostan into the corner hard and Kostan yells out in pain! Creed runs up and goes for a corner move but Kostan jumps up and Creed runs right into his boot before Kostan acts quick and hits Creed with a quick DDT! The fans go NUTS!
Steve White: Kostan was getting FUCKED UP by Conner Creed there but Kostan thinks quick and is able to turn the tide and bounce back! That is why this kid is gonna be huge for EHWF! Kostan with great resilience tonight!
Kostan rests on the mat, holding his head for a few moments. Conner Creed holds his face on the canvass, having received the brutal flying knee. Daniel Keegan shouts for the tag from Conner, meanwhile Jason Dave holds his hand out for Kostan. Both men get to their knees slowly, then jump, making a tag each!
Steve White: Tag! Tag! Creed and Kostan both get a tag and here comes the EHWF Champion!!
Chuck Thompson: What a match so far! This one is going off the hook right now!
Dave and Keegan start exchanging bombs in the middle of the ring. They don’t care, there is just so much anger that they trade huge punches with no concern! The crowd are pumped as the speed of the exchange keeps increasing. Dave slips behind Keegan, who then slips behind Dave, hitting an uppercut to the back of the EHWF Champion’s head. Dave drops to the mat and Keegan starts dropping fast elbows on his back. The elbows keep coming and Dave looks like he is taking a battering on his back! The crowd go nuts!
Fans: OOHHHHHH!!!
Steve White: Daniel Keegan and Conner Creed are a force to be reckoned with that’s for sure! They along with Kevin Hunter are one of the best teams in EHWF history and believe me when I say they will do anything to beat these two up tonight! What a match!
Keegan stands Dave up and kicks him in the stomach. He bounces off the ropes and hits Dave with a mean running STO out of desperation!! He covers him!
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Steve White: He nearly put Dave away right there!
Keegan lifts Dave to his feet again. He goes for a full nelson hold but Dave manages to elbow Keegan right on the nose! Keegan sprawls back and Dave snaps a sidekick into Keegan’s head! Keegan falls to the mat and holds his face, Dave tags in Kostan! Keegan gets up and goes straight for the champ but finds himself on the end of a diving crossbody! Kostan covers!
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Creed has had enough and races into the ring, cleaning out Kostan with a huge running boot to the face! Dave responds by jumping into the ring and hitting a huge springboard DDT on Creed! It's complete madness!
Kostan is up and brawling with Keegan, whilst Dave is laying into Creed on the mat. Kostan throws Keegan straight into the turnbuckle and Keegan flies over the top and out of the ring. Kostan turns over to Dave and Creed! He lines up Creed and runs a massive elbow smash but Creed ducks it and Kostan hits Dave right in the face instead, busting him open! Kostan is shocked by the accident but Creed doesn’t fuck about and nails Kostan with a running big boot before the ref tangles him up!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! It’s Mayhem out here in the main event tonight! Kostan just accidentally hit Jason Dave with that massive smash and Dave looks like he’s out of it! Sons of Chaos might have this one!!
Creed goes to pick Aaron Kostan up but as he does Kostan hits Creed with Finale out of nowhere! The fans GO NUTS for Kostan! Kostan gets up and takes a second! He looks around but can’t find Keegan to end it! Jason Dave grabs Kostan’s shoulder and spins him around! He has a go at him about nailing him! Kostan tries to explain it was an accident but they argue! Dave shoves Kostan! Kostan shoves him back! The fans are going nuts!
Steve White: By Gawd! Aaron Kostan and Jason Dave tensions are boiling over! Dave, I think it was an accident!
Chuck Thompson: Dave is all busted up courtesy of Kostan! Everyone else is out for Dave and his title, why not Kostan too!
Aaron Kostan and Jason Dave are screaming at each other at the top of their lungs! The fans LOSE IT as they grab each other around the neck/shoulders but as they do Daniel Keegan runs in with a steel chair and nails Jason Dave in the head! Kostan turns and gets the chair to the gut then a chair shot to the back as the fans boo and the ref calls for the bell!!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners via disqualification… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aaron Kostan and the EHWF Champion… Jason Dave!
Steve White: By Gawd! Kostan and Dave do it but only because the Sons of Chaos have enough and brutally beat them down with that chair!!
Chuck Thompson: Daniel Keegan going crazy with that steel chair but he seems to think it’s worth it! What a match that was!
Keegan isn’t done! He brings the chair down on Kostan again then again then again! Kostan is bloody and beaten! Keegan then goes over to Dave on the mat and cracks it over his back before Creed slides back in and signals to Keegan! Keegan drops the chair and comes over, picking Dave up as Creed readies himself on the other side of the ring!
Steve White: No! This is too much! Don’t do it! DON’T DO IT!!
Keegan whips the limp and bloody Dave into Creed who nails him with Clothesline From Hell! Kostan and Dave may have won but they are bloody destroyed messes on the mat now as refs and a security guard come in and break it up! Eventually the refs and security get Sons of Chaos out of the ring and escort them back up the ramp while the fans boo, leaving the two other champions on the canvas struggling to get up while they bleed!
Chuck Thompson: That was brutal… Someone get some damn help out here fo… Wait what’s this!?!
The lights go out and we’re left in pitch black darkness as the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: The lights are out! What now!? What it is!?
The lights flicker back on and we see Sah’ta Thor standing over a struggling Kostan and Dave as he smirks! The fans boo while Thor looks on. Thor is all beaten and bruised and bandaged but he looks down at Dave and Kostan and the fans get loud with jeers!
Steve White: Thor is here! THOR IS ACTUALLY HERE! We thought he was out because of what Dave did to him! He’s beaten and bruised but Thor is actually here tonight! Bah Gawd! Get outta there Dave!!
Kostan looks up at Thor from the mat but Thor boots Kostan in the face!
Steve White: Thor can’t do this! Not again! He’s the fucking GM!
Sah’ta Thor: What a great match… What a great performance Jason Dave! I’m sure you didn’t think that I’d be here tonight after what you did to me but you should know by now after all the years we’ve known each other that you expect the unexpected from me…
The fans boo Thor but he takes it all in as Dave looks up at him all groggy.
Sah’ta Thor: I had a great idea for a match next week that I’m going to make right now… Instead of wasting my New Empire resources on you, why don’t I let Jason Dave and Aaron Kostan just kill each other before Sudden Death… I mean, you two clearly couldn’t get along in a match teaming together – in fact I think Aaron meant to knock you down and bust you open, Dave – you are the EHWF Champ after all… So next week, why don’t we have Jason Dave vs. Aaron Kostan in a Champion vs. Champion LUMBERJACK MATCH!
The fans go nuts as Dave seethes with rage!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Huge match for next week and it won’t help that there is now intensity between Kostan and Dave!!
Sah’ta Thor: That is… If you can make it to next week… Champ!
Thor grabs Dave on the mat and instantly bites his forehead! It wakes Dave up and Dave screams in pain as Thor bites hard, scarring him up even more! Dave is yelling in pain and pushes off of Thor but Thor boots Dave in the gut and pulls him in! Thor goes over to Keegan’s chair! Dave struggles but Thor pulls Jason Dave in for Parasite Eve!
Steve White: NO! NO! He’s the EHWF Champion! He just had a huge match! Leave him! He’s gonna put him out like Scott Wilson! DON’T DO IT!
Thor struggles with Dave but hoists him up for Parasite Eve! The fans go nuts as Michael Rissi’s theme hits and Rissi barrels down the ramp at great speed, ripping off his shirt and tie, ready to fight Thor! Thor drops Dave and doesn’t hit the move as he quickly slides out of the ring, escaping by the skin of his nuts while Rissi slides in and Thor flees through the crowd!
Steve White: It’s Rissi! It’s Rissi! Michael Rissi is here and he makes the save on Dave, not letting what happened to Wilson be the fate for his old friend here tonight!!
The fans hit a UGK chant as Rissi comes over and checks on Dave! Thor is long gone and EMTs rush in and check on Kostan and Dave.
Steve White: What a close call! Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for! Don’t miss next week as we have a huge main event now lined up! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!!
We fade out at the image of EMTs helping Dave and Kostan and Rissi helping Dave from the mat. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw some incredible developments in the stories of Mayhem! Jason Dave defeated Sah’ta Thor to retain the EHWF Championship but Conner Creed showed up at the end of the night and leveled Dave, making a claim! Now Dave and new Jr Heavyweight Champion Aaron Kostan will team up in a champions vs. champions match main event to fight The Sons of Chaos!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right Steve – Kostan and Keegan also have a hot rivalry going on! Last week we saw Joanna defeat Savannah in a brutal match to retain the Hardcore Championship! The New Empire, still on their campaign tried to destroy Michael and Joanna Rissi after the Chicago Street Fight but Brianna Brookes from Anarchy rocked up and defended the Rissi’s revealing that she is Michael Rissi’s cousin! Tonight, Brianna and Joanna team up to fight The New Empire in tag team action!
Steve White: That is gonna be an amazing one Chuck! We also have Ryan Morgan going one on one against Imanov in a match that will not disappoint! Both men want a win and both men want to get into title contention but both are in desperate need of momentum if they want that to happen! There is so much going in to tonight Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: That’s gonna be incredible but next up is a triple threat match that features three women who need a big win here tonight! Zoe McDraven, Savannah and Robin Robinson all need to bounce back but it’s not gonna be easy for them as they have a long way to go! Winning a match here and now in the opener will be the perfect start to getting back on top!
Steve White: I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen tonight! It’s gonna be huge! What a night we have planned! Lets start the show, Chuck!
Ryan Morgan’s theme hits and the fans go wild! An ominous tone is heard right as his theme hits a low point and the “Bullet Kunts” Logo is displayed on spotlights and the tron as his theme continues and the fans LOSE IT with cheers!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Here he is to open up the start of Mayhem – The Bullet Kunt himself, Ryan Morgan!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan has been campaigning hard with his Bullet Kunts group that he’s started but we still don’t know that much about it! Regardless Morgan and this whole movement has become a massive explosion of fame on social media and with the fans here in EHWF!
Ryan’s theme continues as he walks out with a smirk on his face and cheers from the fans! Morgan runs down the ramp and slide sin the ring, humping the canvas as he looks around with a devious look before getting up and demanding a mic from the official outside.
Ryan Morgan: Can I get a fookin’ Bullet Kunts chant out here tonight or what!?
Fans: BULLET KUNTS! BULLET KUNTS! BULLET KUNTS!
Ryan Morgan: That’s what I’m fuckin’ talking about! I’m out here tonight to let one and all know that tonight I’m officially launching The Bullet Kunts to the world and to EHWF! In a time where creativity, excitement and balls has gone out the fookin’ window with all these dumb bints, I’m here to offer a group that embodies greatness, legends, future, synergy… I’m here to offer to you change and excitement… I’m here to offer you… THE BULLET KUNTS!
The fans go wild as the Bullet Kunts logo is blasted up on the tron again and some pyro goes off!
Ryan Morgan: Now as you all would have seen on EHWF.com I have added an enforcer to the group and that man is Patrick O’Flattery, the current EHWF Uprising Champion and my former CRA Tag Team Partner! Patrick will not serve as an active member of the Bullet Kunts because of his status on Uprising but he will serve as an enforcer and presence for the group… The Bullet Kunts are worldwide baby… unlike some other groups.
Steve White: Ryan Morgan making the current EHWF Uprising Champion his enforcer in the Bullet Kunts!
Ryan Morgan: I will in fact be revealing the FIRST active member of The Bullet Kunts at EHWF Mayhem’s exclusive event... SUDDEN DEATH! So all the fookin’ bints struggling to find their own identity in this business, struggling to be the slightest bit interesting and struggling to be a bit creative and not bore the fans to death like they enjoy doing every week; just watch me and the Bullet Kunts at Sudden Death!
Steve White: There you have it! Sudden Death is the next event and it will be a Mayhem exclusive Pay Per View where Ryan Morgan will apparently reveal the first ACTIVE member of the highly anticipated Bullet Kunts!!
The fans go nuts as Morgan nods along to their deafening cheers!
Ryan Morgan: Now I know that I’m bringing in me old mate Patrick O Flattery as a name in the group but there was another man that we used to team with and that man was Gerry O’Shea! I still kept time with Patrick after the CRA disbanded and after we suffered persecution in Anarchy but one man who ditched us and left us to die was Gerry O’Shea! Once Gerry found a better deal with Sah’ta Thor he left us to rot in Anarchy and saved himself by getting Thor to bring him to Mayhem, cutting me and Patrick off completely and getting Patrick sent back down to Uprising… Gerry O’Shea is a fookin’ bint coward but he has over looked one thing in his whole crusade to Mayhem to join The New Empire…
Ryan Morgan takes a second and smirks as he taps his head a few times with his index finger.
Steve White: What’s that?
Ryan Morgan: It’s that Ryan Morgan can survive anything! I pulled myself out of the mud that was Anarchy and I found my way back to relevance in Mayhem! Gerry O’Shea never saw it coming, he thought he was done with me and wouldn’t have to worry about me again, thinking that he won and he had it made with his partnership with Thor… Wrong! Wrong! Gerry, I’m gonna make sure you fookin’ pay for what you did cunt and so is Patrick… when I get my hands on you, the New Empire is gonna have to look for another old Irish cunt because I’m puttin’ you on the fookin’ shelf ya fookin’ bint!
Another Bullet Kunts chant breaks out for a minute before Ryan Morgan cuts the crowd off.
Ryan Morgan: Oi and since I’m out here givin’ it to Gerry O’Shea, let me put the rest of his crappy little friends in The New Empire on notice! Ryan Morgan isn’t scared of anyone! I’ve been there and done it all! I’ve beaten bints like you guys to a bloody pulp before! The Samson Family, The New Empire, The Black Asylum, The Monstimals, fuck all of those bints, they’ve all fallen to my feet and one time or another and that’s where they belong! This Bullet Kunt here is putting The New Empire on notice right here and I’m going to make sure I kill that fookin’ coward, Gerry O’Shea and make him pay!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Strong words from the Bullet Kunt right now here to open up Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan has never been one to know when to shut his mouth!
Ryan Morgan: Fuck, Gerry fookin’ O’Shea and Sah’ta Thor! I’m going to send a message to O’Shea tonight when I kick the shit out of his little friend; the useless Imanov Chovesch! I’m a fookin’ former EHWF Cham…
Just then, Ryan Morgan is interrupted by The New Empire’s theme as the fans get to their feet! The cheers roll in as Morgan looks out from inside the ring but the boos follow as Drake Coleman and Imanov Chovesch appear on the stage with arrogant smirks and mics in their hands!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan perhaps got the attention of The New Empire but didn’t get the attention from Gerry O’Shea that he was hoping for!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan not looking too worried as two members of The New Empire make their way onto the stage right now!!
Drake Coleman: Y’know Ryan, I’ve never once enjoyed anything that has come out of your dumb mouth, not one word! I know you come out here, you talk big, you ride off of these stupid fans and your stupid Bullet Kunt little gimmick bullshit and everyone is gonna cheer you for it and all the rest of it but the bottom line is, you came out and started talking shit about the wrong guys tonight!
Ryan Morgan: What guys?! All I see in front of me are two sloppy pussies!
Morgan smiles a wide smile, as Drake and Imanov look offended and double take! The fans go nuts with laughs as Imanov spits on the ramp and points out at Morgan!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan not backing down from Drake and Imanov here tonight and these fans love it!
Imanov Chovesch: Yeah, eat it up everyone, real funny… Not as funny as you thinking that you’re actually gonna beat me tonight Morgan or that you actually have what it takes to hang in the ring with me! You coming out here just signed your own death warrant Ryan. Tonight I was just gonna beat you but now I’m gonna destroy you in our match!
Drake Coleman: You’re looking at the New Empire Ryan! You’re looking at experience, power and greatness right now which are three things that you’ll never be known for. You’re looking at Imanov Chovesch, your opponent tonight, the man that’s gonna hospitalize you and perhaps very well the next Jr Heavyweight Champion! And you’re looking at Drake Coleman, The Icon, The Hall of Famer, The 4 Time EHWF Champion and soon to be the NEW EHWF Champion! You’re looking at your demise right now!!
Ryan Morgan: WHAT!?! WHAT!?
Morgan drops the mic and balls out in laughter in the ring as Drake and Imanov get to the bottom of the ramp and look pissed off.
Ryan Morgan: Don’t fookin make me laugh you two bints! See maybe… MAYBE Imanov can weasel his way into a Jr Heavyweight Championship match but that’d have to be some weaseling because 1. He fucking sucks and 2. I’m going to fucking own him tonight but for you to stand there and say that you’re gonna be the next NEW EHWF Champion Drake… That is fucking laughable! That’s fucking funny even for me you dumb fuckin’ bint! In what universe do you deserve an EHWF Championship match!? Really!? You fuckin’ suck cunt! All you’ve done is lose 90% of the fookin’ time!
Drake Coleman: You shut your mouth right now dammit! I’m Drake Coleman! The Icon, EHWF Hall of Famer, former EHWF Champion and the next champion of professional wrestling! Someone of my caliber shouldn’t have even been in half of the matches I’ve been booked in since my return! I’ve been misused but now with Sah’ta Thor’s influence as GM – he will do the right thing and he will give me the opportunities that I deserve! Now with Sah’t…
Ryan Morgan: Sah’ta Thor lost asshole! In case you didn’t see it Jason Dave threw his old arse off the top of a cage last week and almost killed him! You don’t have half as much talent as Thor so if he couldn’t get the job done then there is no chance that you’ll be able too! To even think you deserve to even smell the EHWF Championship is a joke!
Imanov Chovesch: Your mouth is a shovel, digging your grave deeper and deeper… I will destroy you tonight Morgan, mark my words; regardless of the hardships The New Empire might have faced in matches recently, remember what we did to Scott Wilson – the same can easily happen to your tonight during or after our match.
Ryan Morgan laughs and starts spazzing out in the ring, making fun of Drake and Imanov who are getting increasingly more enraged at the bottom of the ramp.
Ryan Morgan: What’s wrong with right now cunts?! Huh!? Both of you!
Imanov and Drake take a step closer to the ring but Daniel Keegan’s music goes off and everyone stops as they look out at the stage! The fans get loud and Drake and Imanov stay on guard.
Steve White: Oh no! Daniel Keegan! The dangerous enforcer for The Sons of Chaos is out here now and he is surely pissed off after losing a the Jr Heavyweight Championship to Aaron Kostan last week!!
Chuck Thompson: Mayhem has barely started and already all of these guys are out here, tensions are on high and things are going wild! I love Mayhem!!
Daniel Keegan makes his way out onto the stage and looks out at Drake, Imanov and Ryan with a smirk. He looks out at the booing fans and gives them a smirk as well before raising the mic to his lips.
Daniel Keegan: Just what we want to see to start the night, a bunch of LOSERS fighting each other when no one asked them to. You guys are seriously making me upset having to listen to all this bullshit!
Ryan Morgan: Coming from the dumb BINT who lost his fuckin’ title last week?! Fuck off pussy!
Imanov Chovesch: Yeah... That’s right… We might have lost our matches but you lost your match and your title… A title that’s going to belong to me real soon.
Daniel Keegan: Don’t make me laugh Imanov! You think you got a shot at that title? I’ve already beaten you once boy, don’t make me do it again because this time I’ll make sure you can’t walk!
Ryan Morgan chimes in…
Ryan Morgan: Ooo… Kinky! Can I join!?
The rest look at him disgusted as he smirks at them and humps the air before flipping them off while the fans laugh their heads off.
Imanov Chovesch: The Jr Heavyweight Championship is what I’ve set my sights on Keegan and I’ll go through you and anyone else I have to get it. You proved that you couldn’t get the job done against Aaron Kostan… Time to step aside and let someone who can have a shot.
Daniel Keegan: I never thought I’d ever find myself agreeing with a fucking idiot like Ryan Morgan but he’s right… Why the fuck do you think you deserve a shot at the Jr Heavyweight Championship and why does washed up gorilla next to you think he deserves a shot at the EHWF Championship… You both do SUCK!!
Drake steps in front and readies his fist.
Drake Coleman: So why don’t we find out right now who deserves what and stop talking about it? I’m ready to kick your asses, I don’t know about you?
The fans go nuts as Imanov and Drake get back to back and arc up at Ryan and Daniel from both sides! The fans ROAR with approval!
Daniel Keegan: Sounds good to me assholes!!
Ryan Morgan: Hey, I’m in!
Ryan slides out of the ring and Keegan edges closer down the ramp as Drake and Imanov watch intently in a fighter’s stance! The fans love it and they go nuts with cheers but they suddenly go silent as Michael Rissi’s music hits! The four men all stop in their tracks.
Steve White: And Michael Rissi – saved by the bell is out here to make sense of this whole situation right now!
Michael Rissi comes out on the stage, a little bruised up in the face from last week as he brings the mic to his lips before adjusting his tie and business suit.
Michael Rissi: Clearly you all saw why Sah’ta Thor couldn’t be here tonight but even if he was I don’t think he’d handle this situation correctly… You four all have matches tonight! Ryan and Imanov you’re not gonna fight here you’re gonna fight up next after the opening bout! Daniel Keegan you’re in the main event tonight, that’s what these people have paid to see and you’re not gonna jeopardize it tonight but getting your ass kicked at the beginning of the night! Drake… well you gotta do Daddy Thor proud tonight against a couple of Rissi’s don’t ya? There will be fight between you four tonight! Get the fuck back to the locker room now!
Ryan Morgan: Just give me like 54 seconds to Soccer Ball Kick these cunts heads in then I’ll go get ready for my match!
Michael Rissi: No… You’re all booked in your respective matches tonight and THAT’S where you’ll be fighting. If you want to meet up and fight somewhere afterwards that’s fine but right now you’ll compete in what you’ve been booked in!
The fans get a bit rowdy with a mixed reaction as Ryan and Daniel back off and Drake and Imanov relax.
Michael Rissi: That being said… Seeing as Ryan and Imanov; you guys want to fight right now, why don’t I add a little more intensity to your match seeing as you both think you’re so deserving of all this shit… The winner of your match will be named the number one contender to Aaron Kostan’s Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Ryan raises his arms and Imanov smirks as Drake pats him on the back and nods. Daniel Keegan shakes his head and pleads with Rissi but Rissi just nods along to the cheering fans!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! Michael Rissi makes Ryan Morgan vs. Imanov Chovesch number one contender for the Jr Heavyweight Championship! Now I can’t wait for that match!
Chuck Thompson: I was already looking forward to that match but now it’s going to be brutal! With all that’s happened already tonight and with the N1C for the Jr Heavyweight Championship on the line these guys are gonna kill each other!
The fans go wild as all of them congregate on the ramp and Illa Isabella is prompted to move into the ring.
Michael Rissi: Now do yourselves a favour and get the fuck out of here so we can start the night!!
We pan down to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting in the ring with a mic!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is a triple threat match set for one fall!
Robin Robinson’s music hits. She comes out to boos as she walks down the ramp. She slides in the ring and raises her arms to more boos as she walks over to the side of the ring and waits for her opponents.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Robin Robinson!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Illa Isabella: And next… Making her way to the ring… The Wild Cat… Savannah!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Illa Isabella: And finally… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Zoe McDraven vs. Robin Robinson vs. Savannah
The fans are all on their feet with an amazing start to the night and an amazing starter to open. Savannah and Zoe lock up and Savannah beats Zoe down with a few big forearms to the back but Zoe grabs Savannah by the hair and hits her with a big right hand! Robin comes behind Zoe and nails her in the back, sending her to her knees as Savannah bounces off of the ropes and snaps a quick kick into Zoe’s head! Robin wants to cover her but Savannah rips Robin off of her and tosses her into the corner hard! Robin screams out in pain and her inexperience costs her as Savannah sprints across the ring and hits Robin with a big corner clothesline! Savannah turns around right into a dropkick from Zoe and the fans get behind her! Savannah is up but right back down again with another dropkick from Zoe! Zoe then leaps down to the mat and gets Savannah in a mean headlock!
Steve White: This one is scrappy and fast paced, as we knew it would be! Zoe is back tonight and is desperate for a win as she went from a winning streak to a losing streak before suffering a minor injury! Robin is winless while Savannah looks to bounce back after last week!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah with a dominant performance last week in the amazing Chicago Street Fight that captivated the fans but she came up short! Now she needs to win this match to get back into some sort of title contention!
Zoe stands Savannah up in the headlock and shakes her up and down but Savannah reverses it into a chicken wing hold! It’s no good though because Zoe is too submission savvy and reverses that into a wristlock! Savannah cries out in pain as Zoe applies the pressure! Zoe scoops Savannah up and runs her back first into the corner! Savannah drops in a heap but Robin is right behind Zoe and knocks her into the corner hard! Robin pulls Zoe out and goes for Robinplex but Zoe gets off of her back and shoves Robin into the ropes then hits Robin with a sidekick to the head on rebound! Robin goes down and Zoe runs up, spinning off of the second the third ropes, hitting Robin with a big moonsault! The fans love it and they go nuts! Zoe hooks Robin’s legs!
1…
2…
NO!
Savannah breaks it up!
Steve White: Savannah saves this one after Zoe puts on an impressive set of offense! Zoe wants this win bad!!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah wants it just as much though! They’re turning this one into a real fight night here in the opener as both women, even Robin Robinson are desperate for this win to keep them in some sort of contention somewhere on Mayhem!!
Savannah pulls Zoe up by her hair and rakes her face, scratching her up as Zoe screams out! Savannah runs up and springs off of the middle ropes, turning and planting Zoe with a big dropkick to the torso, sending her down on the mat hard! Robin runs in and tries to jump Savannah as she gets up but Savannah grabs Robin’s head and sends a running Robin over the top rope to the outside, hard! Savannah slides out of the ring and grabs Robin from the floor! The fans are going nuts as Savannah runs Robin up and tosses her into the barricade, shoulder first! Savannah turns back to the ring but Zoe is on the top rope and leaps from the top, to the outside as she lands on Savannah with a massive CROSSBODY! The fans go nuts as Zoe flies and lands on Zoe on the outside! Both women are down! Both women are down!!
Steve White: Zoe McDraven with that massive dive to the outside on Savannah and THAT shows how much she wants this win! BAH GAWD that was incredible!!
Chuck Thompson: That was freaking amazing but does it show Zoe wants this win or does it show that she’s stupid because she may have well hurt herself there with that massive flying move to the outside!!
Steve White: The fans love it but both women are down! Both women are down!!
Chuck Thompson: High risk action, fast paced, technical fighting, this match is going off the hook right now but in a triple threat contest there can only be one winner and Savannah and Zoe are tearing it up right now because it’s all on the line!!
Zoe slowly gets up but she’s hurt as well as Savannah! Zoe picks Savannah up and gets a punch in on her gut before she rolls her back into the ring! Zoe slides in and lines Savannah up! Savannah is up and Zoe locks her in Kinetic Energy as the fans go nuts! Savannah struggles but it’s no use! Zoe has her locked in tight until Robin Robinson comes in from behind and hits Zoe in the back of the head with a right hand! Zoe breaks the hold and Savannah falls limp and in pain! Robin picks Zoe up and slaps her right across the face as the fans cheer and Zoe falls into the corner! Robin runs up and goes for a corner move but Zoe jumps up and Robin runs straight into her boot face first!
Steve White: Zoe staying alive as Robin tries to come back with anything to show even half as much influence as Zoe or Savannah have had tonight!!
Chuck Thompson: Robin needs to work harder! Zoe is all over her now and if Savannah gets back up while these two are fighting then it just adds another complicated dynamic to this match for everyone!!
Zoe McDraven runs up and drops Robin into the mat with a running bulldog! The fans are going wild but Savannah is up and she lines Zoe up, sprinting at her! Savannah goes for Pounce but Zoe leapfrogs Savannah and she hits the ref instead! The fans go nuts as the ref takes most of the collision and goes down!
Steve White: Ref down! Ref down! She missed her dammit!!
Savannah spins back around into a Shock Wave! Zoe hits Savannah with the big kick and Savannah flails over to the apron! Zoe gets blindsided by Robin Robinson’s dropkick to the back that sends her into the corner! The fans are all on their feet! Robin runs up and hits Zoe with a big corner clothesline and Zoe goes down! Robin then lines Zoe up and hits her with a running punt to the ribs! The fans lose it and Zoe rolls around in pain on the mat! Robin lines Zoe up for Robinplex as another ref comes into the ring!
Steve White: The backup ref is out here and Robin Robinson is gonna win this one! I can’t believe it!!
Robin goes for the kill but Savannah is up and drops Robin! Savannah doesn’t know what to do so she locks Robin in a one legged Boston Crab! The new ref comes over then faces Savannah to check the hold is in! Robin screams out in pain as the fans cheer! Suddenly a groggy Zoe is enraged at Robin and slides down on the mat, grabbing her neck and locking her in Kinetic Energy! Zoe has Robin locked in from the neck and Savannah from the back! The fans are going nuts as Robin is in agony!
Steve White: WHAT!?! Zoe with Kinetic Energy locked in after Savannah locked in a Boston Crab! Robin is in two submission holds! She’s gonna get broken in half! BAH GAWD!
To complicate matters the old ref is up! We now have 2 refs as he crawls to Zoe and looks at Robin in the face! Robin taps out and the fans go nuts but both refs get up and call for the bell as they each raise Zoe and Savannah’s arms respectively!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: WHAT?! Who won!? It was Savannah right!? Two refs involved!?
The refs hold their respective arms but then start to argue! Savannah and Zoe start to argue as well as the whole thing becomes a mess with Robin passed out on the mat! The refs break it up and try to make sense of the whole thing as they roll out of the ring to Illa Isabella! They argue amongst each other some more as Savannah and Zoe sit in opposite corners, waiting.
Steve White: The refs are arguing over the winner of this one! I thought it was Savannah but both women had her locked in at the same time and she tapped… I thought Savannah comes away with it here but both refs did call submission in this match!
The refs walk off and Illa looks confused as the fans and Savannah and Zoe look on in anticipation.
Illa Isabella: Due to a dispute from two separate officials in this match calling win for both Savannah and Zoe via submission at the SAME time… The winner of this match due to dual submission… The Wild Cat Savannah AND The Supernova Zoe McDraven!
The fans give off a mixed reaction as Zoe and Savannah come into the center of the ring and start to argue in each others faces some more!
Steve White: What?! A double submission, a double win!? Bah Gawd I wasn’t expecting that but that was an AMAZING match!
Savannah and Zoe are up close, chest-to-chest, yelling in each other’s faces as a ref tries to separate them! We cut out from the scene to the backstage area!
We come in backstage where Lisa Caliber is waiting in the interview area with a mic.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen… Please welcome my guest at this time… The EHWF Champion… Jason Dave!
The fans go nuts as they watch Jason Dave walk into the scene on the tron! Jason Dave has his title belt on his shoulder as he looks it up and down.
Lisa Caliber: Jason… Thank you for joining me here tonight. You clearly retained you EHWF Championship against Sah’ta Thor in a brutal match last week – what do you think about what happened at the end of your hell in cell match?
Jason Dave: Well, it’s quite simple… I beat Sah’ta Thor up when he said he was going to take my title, end my career and destroy my friends. I retained my EHWF Championship because this Championship belongs around my waist. This is the biggest achievement and prize in professional wrestling today and I’ll be dammed if I was going to lose it against Sah’ta Thor in my first defense.
Lisa Caliber: So what about Conner Creed’s brutal attack afterwards?
Jason Dave: Conner Creed? Heh… Well let me just sa…
Lisa Caliber: AHHHHHHH!
Just then, Gerry O’Shea comes behind Jason Dave and nails him in the back with a running forearm, sending Dave to the ground and sprawling out of the interview area! The fans watching go nuts as Dave tries to get up but Gerry runs up and boots him in the side out of the area!
Steve White: Oh shit! It’s Gerry O’Shea!
Gerry grabs a tripod and hurls it at Dave! He nails Dave with it and Dave falls to the ground again! Gerry grabs Dave by the hair and they end up in the loading area! Gerry tosses Dave against a brick wall! Dave just can’t find his feet and he hits the floor in pain! Gerry picks him back up but Dave elbows Gerry in the face then tosses him shoulder first into a production crate! The fans are losing it!
Steve White: A backstage brawl ensuing right now as O’Shea is trying to do his worst to hurt Dave but Dave is coming back!!
Dave rips Gerry up off of the floor and then tosses him into the wall! Gerry falls and bleeds from his mouth! Dave is enraged and picks Gerry up! He whips Gerry into the side of a production truck! Gerry tries to get away but Dave picks him up and starts to punch him! Gerry punches Dave in the gut then the chest then headbutts him! Dave tries to recover but Gerry smacks Dave’s head off of the catering table as they venture to the next area!
Steve White: Both of these men have matches later! Is this worth it! It’s getting so intense right now that something big might happen to these guys and we might have to cancel a match! It’s a backstage brawl happening outtanowhere dammit!!
The fans are going nuts as they watch all this unfold! Gerry grabs Dave’s head and goes to smack it into the table once again but Dave pulls Gerry in and suplexes him through the table! The fans go nuts as Gerry is put through the catering table, debris, food and pieces of table bury him as Dave gets up and refs and producers rush over to break it up
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Dave ends it! Break it up!
The push Dave out and help Gerry up as we cut back to the ring.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic!
Illa Isabella This following contest is set for one fall where the winner will be awarded the number one contendership to the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The opening notes to the Polish national anthem starts to play as Imanov comes out from the back in a red camo jumpsuit. He snaps a salute at the top of the ramp before beginning a leisurely walk to the ring as "Jekyll And Hyde" plays while he shakes out his body in a show of intimidation and confidence. Once at the ring he walks up the steps and fixes his opponent with a predatory stare before climbing through the middle ropes. As soon as he gets in the ring he makes an Atlas style pose while a set of red and white pyros cross the ring. Before the smoke fades Imanov moves to his corner cracking his neck while waiting for the bell to ring. As he waits he strips off his uniform to reveal his red and white spandex wrestling pants.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Imanov Chosvech!
“Better Than You" begins to play on the audio system. Cheers fill the arena. Smoke starts to congregate around the entrance way. As it disappears, Ryan Morgan appears at the top of the ramp. He is wearing black vale tudo shorts and black MMA gloves. He has a green shirt on, reading "Better than you". Cadance walks at his side, wearing a really revealing red dress. He points to the ring and starts walking down towards it with determination, ready to get into the action. He kisses Cadance and then gets in the ring, removing his shirt. He starts to warm up, whilst talking to the referee.
Illa Isabella: And his opponent… Ryan Morgan!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Ryan Morgan vs. Imanov Chovesch
As soon as the bell rings, both Imanov and Morgan rush at each other and begin trading blow after blow. This continues for a few seconds until Morgan suddenly kicks Imanov in the gut. He stuffs Imanov's head in between his legs and signals for a power move, but Imanov reverses it with a back body drop!
Steve White: These two men start off by slugging the hell out of each other! Ryan and Imanov had heavy words earlier on tonight and they really took shots at each other but there is a lot more riding on this match right now as Michael Rissi has made it to determine the number one contender for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov needs this win as much as Morgan does! They both have been quite unimpressive lately and no Bullet Kunts hype is going to save Morgan in this one! He either wins or Imanov takes a step up the ladder!
Steve White: Well considering they already started to really lay into each other verbally at the start of the night, I guess that now they just want to kill each other, especially with what’s on the line now...
Morgan winces in pain as he quickly climbs to his feet, only to be knocked down by a clothesline from Imanov! The crowd pops as this happens one more time. Imanov starts stomping away on Morgan, but when he goes to drop an elbow on him, Morgan rolls out of the way! Morgan climbs to his feet as Imanov sits up, holding his elbow in pain. Morgan runs at Imanov and boots him right in the back of the head! Morgan goes for the quick cover, but Imanov kicks out before the referee can even get a one count.
Steve White: Ryan Morgan going for a quick pin there, but Imanov not even letting him get a one count. Ryan Morgan wants to take this one to the next level and get some gold here on Mayhem but Imanov and The New Empire really can’t deal with another loss here in a match like this!
Chuck Thompson: Brutal backstage ambushing on Jason Dave by The New Empire just before. Dave was able to get out of it but Ryan Morgan has to have eyes in the back of the head when fighting Imanov tonight!
Morgan picks Imanov up to his feet by his hair and clubs him in the face with a big forearm. Imanov stumbles back and bounces off the ropes, charging right at Morgan and hits a big forearm of his own, knocking Morgan down! Morgan sits up in shock as Imanov bounces off the ropes once again, charging at Morgan and hitting a diving shoulder block!! Morgan rolls over in pain as Imanov climbs up to his feet and starts stomping on Morgan with authority. Imanov then picks up Morgan but Morgan knees Imanov in the gut then bounces off of the ropes, knocking Imanov down with a lariat! Imanov is back up and Morgan hits him with another lariat! The fans really start to pick up but as Morgan goes for his fourth lariat! Imanov ducks it and locks Morgan in Perun’s Embrace!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov has Morgan locked in! Imanov has Morgan locked in! Morgan with good offense but Imanov is really impressing right here tonight!
Steve White: Indeed he is and it is just what Imanov needs to do! He’s been consistent but never impressive! Tonight he is actually impressive and if he beats Morgan then he gets a title shot and also can say he beat a hall of famer!
Morgan writhes in pain as Imanov starts to bring down the hold even tighter and Morgan struggles to breathe! Still, Morgan yells no whenever the referee asks him if he wants to tap out. Imanov drops back to apply more pressure on the hold, causing Morgan to lie back in pain as the referee makes a count!
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Morgan throws an arm up quick to show that he’s still awake, and also uses the momentum to push the two men over! Imanov tries to keep the momentum in his favor, but Morgan pulls back and throws his arm over one more time to flip Imanov over on the mat with impact! Imanov comes back over and gets hit with a big dropkick from Morgan! Morgan yells out “BULLET KUNTS!” as the fans go nuts! Morgan bounces off of the ropes and dives through the air, hitting Imanov with a running high knee and doing big damage as both men hit the mat and the fans GO NUTS!
Chuck Thompson: And that right there is why Ryan Morgan is one of the best! He reverses the polarity of this match and makes a huge impact almost taking Imanov’s damn head off with that running high knee! Ryan Morgan almost KOs Imanov right there and Imanov may have just lost this one!
Morgan uses the ropes to help him up to his feet, while Imanov slowly climbs to his feet nearby. Once Imanov turns to Morgan, Morgan jumps up and hits the White Stunn out of nowhere!
Steve White: WHITE STUNN! WHITE STUNN! I can’t believe it! Imanov just took it and Morgan hit it! These fans are going WILD! Imanov is done!!
Morgan quickly covers Imanov, hooking the far leg!
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The crowd pops when Imanov kicks out! Morgan sits up in disbelief that Imanov kicked out! Morgan climbs up to his feet and argues with the referee but the referee tells him it was only two! While this goes on, Imanov slowly crawls over and then rolls Ryan Morgan up! The fans all pick up as Ryan Morgan looks done and dusted!
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Steve White: Imanov with amazing resilience kicks out of Morgan’s WHITE STUNN! Imanov tries to get the win off that roll up but just can’t! What a match!!
Chuck Thompson: No idea how Imanov kick out of that one but the guy is impressing here tonight! Too bad he’s loyal to The New Empire!
The crowd is on their feet as Morgan starts stomping away on Imanov. Morgan is pissed. Morgan picks Imanov up and cracks him with a big uppercut! The fans go nuts as Morgan starts dancing around and simulates humping the air! Morgan runs up and snaps a big kick into Imanov’s chest that sends Imanov into the corner hard! The fans are all on their feet as Morgan is back up but he does some Bullet Kunt theatrics and wastes time. He turns back to Imanov who stumbles out of the corner and Morgan scoops him up on his shoulder! Imanov thumbs Morgan’s eye while he’s up there and Morgan releases Imanov! Morgan struggles with his eye all busted as he turns around! Imanov boots Morgan right in the gut off of the eye poke and hits Morgan with a big YGKTFO! The crowd goes berserk as Imanov goes for the cover!
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Morgan gets the shoulder up as the crowd continues to go crazy! Imanov can’t believe it as he sits up! Morgan can barely move but when Imanov looks back at Morgan on the mat, Morgan is breathing heavy and simply flips Imanov off!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan just cannot be defeated! He IS the Bullet Kunt for a reason! He is the most talked about trending wrestler of all time! This guy is MAYHEM!!
Steve White: I never denied that Ryan Morgan is a great competitor, he’s done just about everything but I would go as far as saying that he is Mayhem! The fans are going nuts and they love Morgan but Morgan hasn’t one yet! This one might go into over time, they want it so badly!
Imanov slowly climbs to his feet and rests in the turnbuckle, looking at Morgan with a little shock on his face. Morgan slowly starts to climb up to his feet and Imanov takes charge. But suddenly Morgan boots Imanov in the gut, down to the mat and wraps his arms, trying to lock him in!!
Chuck Thompson: Here it comes, Steve! Sovereign! Sovereign! Ryan Morgan is gonna lock it in and it’s all over for Imanov!!
Morgan's right knee buckles and causes Morgan to lose all momentum for a moment. Imanov takes advantage of this as he begins to repeatedly elbow Morgan in the gut! Imanov slips out of Morgan's grasp. Imanov shoves Morgan against the ropes. As Morgan charges back at Imanov, Imanov hits Morgan with another YGKTFO while Morgan was running! Morgan takes it and flips onto the mat from huge impact to the jaw!!
Steve White: Imanov hit it! He just blasted Ryan’s damn jaw off with that running YGKTFO! That was huge! Cover him kid! You can do it! Cover him! BAH GAWD!!
Fans: OHHHHHH!!
Imanov drops on top of Morgan for the cover!
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DING DING DING!
The crowd goes nuts as the bell rings! Imanov rolls off of Morgan and lies on the mat, no energy left and breathing heavy!
Illa Isabella: Here's your winner... Imanov Chovesch!
Imanov climbs to his feet as the referee raises his arm! The fans give a mixed reaction! Eventually Ryan comes too and rolls out of the ring looking disappointed as he sits on the outside floor!
Steve White: He did it! Imanov did it! I can’t believe it! The kid picks up a huge win over Ryan Morgan and he gets awarded a title shot against Aaron Kostan! Amazing match! Huge match right now!!
Imanov smirks and couldn’t be happier! He gets to the turnbuckle and raises his arms as the fans give off a mixed reaction. We fade out to a promo for The Bullet Kunts.
“Invincible” by Two Steps from Hell begins to play over the speakers as the lights go out. A spotlight comes up onto the stage. The music stops as Aaron Kostan steps into the halo of light, still in street clothes. The Jr. Heavyweight Championship is no where in sight. The crowd cheers as Kostan stretches his arms out wide and the music continues. He walks calmly down to the ring and climbs the steps. He looks around at the fans before stepping through the ropes and asking for a microphone.
Aaron waits for the crowd noise to die down as the lights come back on.
Aaron Kostan: Thank you...really, thank you all. I can't say that I deserve this though.
He pauses, again looking around at the fans in attendance.
“I have, week in and week out, insulted this company. I have insulted this sport, this company, the competitors in the back, my partner tonight...I have even insulted each and every one of you.”
Some members of the crowd begin to boo, as if suddenly remembering his earlier disrespect.
Aaron Kostan: Exactly! Exactly! See, that is what I thought I deserved from you all. I certainly couldn't care either way. Cheer for me, or boo me, I'm still going to do my job...but you cheered for me. No matter what I said, you have cheered for me.
A few stray cheers echo through the arena.
Aaron Kostan: It's for that very reason that I think you all deserve some answers. I STILL don't like wrestling. I can come here and win as many championships as I like and I will STILL hate wrestling. So of course, the question that has been floating around...the one that every opponent relentlessly brings up, the one that every one of you wants to know the answer to...if I hate wrestling so much, why am I here? If I think the championships here are worth as much as a handful of sand, why did I compete for one? If I think all of the men and women employed by this company are criminals, thugs, alcoholics, why do I give them my time? If I hate this sport, why did I sign a contract?
You see, wrestling used to be a job. Men would train until they were the best. They were artists, the ring was their canvas, the championships the fruits of years of labor. They came here, and with honor they fought so that their families could eat, have a roof over their heads, and live the best possible life.
The people back there? They aren't fighting for their families. They aren't fighting for you. They are fighting for their own ego, their own pride, their own legacy. In and out of the ring they are vile and violent people. That is why I think you all cheer for me...because you see that I am not like them. I am like the wrestlers of old. The only true PROFESSIONAL here. I am an artist!
Why did I fight for the Jr. Heavyweight Championship if I didn't even want it? Why am I here? The same reason a man who hates handling accounts with more money than he will ever see goes to his accounting job. The same reason a woman who hates other people's kids goes to her teaching job. No matter how much I hate this job, I. Am. Good. At. It.
The fans cheer as Aaron emphasizes every word.
Aaron Kostan: And whether you cheer for me or not, whether my opponents continue to ask why I'm here or not, whether I am a 'champion' or not, win or lose, rain or shine, I will perform...I will do my job!
Aaron drops the microphone to his side as the fans cheer. After a moment he puts it back to his mouth.
Aaron Kostan: Now...about that championship. You'll all notice that I did not bring it out here with me tonight. Possessing that belt has not changed how I feel about it. I want you all to know that. If you're going to cheer for me, then you deserve the truth. I don't care that I won the Jr. Heavyweight Championship at Last Rites. Why? Because Daniel Keegan, who is better at using the f word and commenting on the cleanliness of my undergarments than he is at wrestling, got his grubby hands on it. And because men like his partner, Conner Creed, think that if they hit the champion enough they can punch their way to a title shot instead of earning it.
Aaron laughs and shakes his head.
Aaron Kostan: Alright, alright I should probably stop...I'm done. Feelings time is over. I'll change into my attire and see you guys in the main event.
With that Aaron drops the microphone and heads back up the ramp as “Invincible” begins to play once again.
The scene pans over to Illa Isabella at ringside.
Illa Isabella: This following match is an intergender tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
The New Empire’s music hits as he and Drake Coleman appear on the ramp to a mixed reaction to the fans. They make their way down to the ramp and slowly walk down, making their way to the ring. They get in the ring and taunt around to the fans, awaiting their opponents.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Gerry O’Shea and Drake Coleman… The New Empire!
Brianna and Joanna are next to come out and they run out on the stage to a flood of cheers. They jump around for a moment, hyping the fans up then run down the ramp and slide into the ring. They look across from their opponents, waiting for the bell to sound as both teams are ready and raring to go after some rapid entrances!
Illa Isabella: And their opponents… The Showtime Champion… Brianna Brookes and The Hardcore Champion… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Brianna Brookes & Joanna Rissi vs. Gerry O’Shea & Drake Coleman
The bell rings and Brianna starts off with Gerry O’Shea. The two lock up and Brianna overpowers Gerry into the corner to where she starts hitting him with hard shoulder thrusts to the midsection until the ref breaks it up. They move back to the center and lock up again. Gerry can feel himself losing the stalemate so he knees Brianna in the midsection and pounds her with big fists to the back! Brianna pushes Gerry off and tries to go for a move but Gerry quickly takes her down with a lariat! Gerry goes for another but Brianna ducks it! Gerry turns around into a big dropkick to the thigh from Brianna, which sends him to the mat! Gerry is back up but Brianna hits him with another one! The fans get going as Brianna bounces off of the ropes and springs off of the second rope but Gerry catches her and throws her off of him into the corner back first as Brianna goes down to the mat hard!
Steve White: Gerry O’Shea taking some guff from Brianna early on in this match but Gerry is able to hit Brianna hard and counter her move which really gave him a lot of distance in this one! Gerry can’t let Brianna gain a huge lead early on.
Chuck Thompson: Very true, we know well and good what Brianna is capable of now and we know just how speedy and skilled Joanna is so they are a really dangerous team and The New Empire need some sort of win over The Rissi Family. They need to keep Brianna’s strength locked down and Joanna’s speed to a minimum if they want to win!
Gerry picks Brianna up and knees her in the midsection then locks her in a headlock. She yells in pain and can’t get out until she starts hitting Gerry in the midsection with hard elbows! Gerry pushes her away and goes for another lariat but she ducks it and hits Gerry with a big roundhouse kick to the head! Gerry falls to the mat and she quickly goes down and hooks both of his legs!
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Gerry gets up and so does Brianna. Brianna starts hitting Gerry with big lefts and rights until Gerry thumbs Brianna’s eye! Brianna goes down and Gerry takes time to recover. Drake calls for the tag but Gerry takes time to recover from Brianna’s assault! Brianna is against the ropes, holding her eye as Joanna argues with the ref that that was blatantly illegal!
Steve White: Gerry O’Shea getting a beating from the tough as nails Brianna there but Gerry takes the easy way out like he usually does and almost thumbs Brianna’s eye out! That was a blatant illegal maneuver right there!
Chuck Thompson: Drake wants the tag! Brianna should tag out too not just because of the thumb to the eye but you’ll notice that Brianna is still wrestling with that minor injury and soreness to her upper body. That could also impact this one!
Gerry gets back up and chops Brianna back down to the mat. Brianna holds her chest and shoulder, yelling in pain as Gerry targets the injury! Brianna’s eye is all red and you can tell the injury has taken a toll as she is slow to get up. He grabs her by the hair and implements a headlock but she reverses it into a chickenwing! Brianna boots Gerry in the back of the knee then hits him with a sideslam. Brianna buys enough time to get up to her feet and dash up, tagging in Joanna!
Steve White: Here comes Joanna! This is the first time we’re seeing Joanna and Brianna team up!
Chuck Thompson: Well Brianna did rush out last week and make the save on Michael and Joanna against The New Empire and reveal that she is in fact Michael Rissi’s cousin so I guess she is the newest member of The Rissi Family!
Steve White: Brianna is wrestling injured here tonight but you also have to remember that she is an Anarchy contracted superstar and she’ll also be competing over on Anarchy later tonight…
Joanna dives over the top rope and nails Gerry with a big flying elbow to his face! Gerry gets up from the mat at the same time as Joanna but Joanna hits him with a speedy lariat! Gerry is up but Joanna bounces off of the ropes and hits him with another!! She goes for a third but Gerry runs up and hits her with a big STO! She goes down and it gives a tired Gerry enough time to tag in Drake Coleman! Drake comes in and the fans boo. Drake runs in to hits Joanna with a big boot but she rolls out of the way and he trips from Joanna’s drop toehold! Drake gets up but gets dropkicked in the chest!! Drake doesn’t go down as Joanna goes for another running move but she runs right into a big boot from Drake Coleman! The fans are going nuts as Drake grabs Joanna by her hair and punches her in the midsection which almost knocks all the life out of her! Drake chops her and then tosses her into the corner hard as the fans get to their feet! Drake runs at Joanna for a corner splash but she dives out of the way and he hits the corner hard! Joanna runs over and knocks Gerry off of the apron then runs up and dropkicks Drake Coleman!!
Steve White: Joanna trying to pick up some speed here but Drake Coleman won’t go down!
Joanna runs at Drake once more but Drake hits Joanna with a shoulder block and sends her sprawling! Drake rips Joanna up and bashes her back down to the mat with fists to her back as she screams out in pain! Drake whips Joanna into the ropes and goes for a running big boot but Joanna ducks it then springs up on the second then the third ropes and snaps a big quick kick flying in Drake’s face! The fans go nuts as Joanna dashes over to the corner and tags Brianna back in! The fans go wild! Brianna comes in and plants Drake with Sunset! Everyone is on their feet in the crowd! Brianna picks up Joanna then tosses her on top of Drake with a team aided splash move!
Fans: OHHHHH!
Steve White: What a match! Joanna and Brianna coming away with it here after superior teamwork and skill! Drake Coleman getting fucked up by speed and strength combos right now!
Chuck Thompson: The New Empire can’t keep up! Drake needs to get up!
Joanna and Brianna both spring off of the ropes and hit a double moonsault on Drake! The fans GO NUTS! The ref grabs Joanna and tells her to get out! Joanna brushes past the ref and jumps through the middle ropes onto Gerry O’Shea who tries to come in! Joanna and Gerry hit the outside! The fans love it! Drake gets up holding his torso as Brianna spins him around and hits him with Sunset!! Brianna covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are you winners… Joanna Rissi and Brianna Brookes!
Joanna and Brianna get their arms raised in the ring! The fans go wild for them as Gerry helps Drake up the mat while he yells expletives at the Rissi Family!
Steve White: We knew they would be a great team tonight but they went above expectations and really impressed! What a great match!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov holds the fort for The New Empire tonight as it looks like Drake and Gerry will have to fight another day…
Brianna holds her arm and nurses her injury in the corner while her music plays and the fans go nuts! We fade out backstage.
We come in backstage where Lisa Caliber is waiting with a mic.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining is my guest at this time… Michael Rissi!
Rissi steps into the frame as the fans go nuts!
Lisa Caliber: Michael, thank you for joining me. I have a few questions about a few people that I think the world wants your opinion on?
Michael Rissi: Oh really!? Who are these people hmm? Chris Crappler or whatever his name is? That unknown rookie that EHWF saved from indy hell wrestling for half a cheese sandwich every week as payment? Hmm? Or perhaps it’s The New Empire’s attack on my wife and I those no good no hoper ass munching fucks? Or perhaps it’s Conner Creed and his blindside of Jason Dave right after we had the upper hand over The New Empire – that fuckwit!
Lisa Caliber: Umm… No it’s Sah’ta Thor and his campaign to destroy you and your friends and family and take your company… but we can talk about anything you like?
Michael Rissi: Oh yes! Sah’ta Thor… He’s not here tonight because Jason Dave FUCKED HIM UP! Sah’ta Thor might try every trick in the book but it’s going to end the same way. If it’s a war Thor and The New Empire want then it’s one they’ve got. If I had a dol…
Ryan Morgan: RISSI!
Ryan Morgan steps on the scene as we pan backwards. Morgan stands there, pissed off and beat up as he points at Rissi who gives minimal reaction. Lisa Caliber steps out of there and the fans watching on go nuts!
Steve White: BAH Gawd! Ryan Morgan!
Michael Rissi: ‘The fuck do your want!?
Ryan Morgan: I want another shot! I want another shot at getting a shot at the Jr Heavyweight Championship! That was unfair – you made that match for the contendership on the fly! If I had known you were going to do that I would have watched fight club last night in preparation!!
Michael Rissi: Get the fuck out of here!
Ryan Morgan: I deserve a shot! Fuck Imanov! Fuck Daniel Keegan! Fuck everyone, it’s me who deserves it now let me prove it! Book another match right now! You can do it!
Michael Rissi: I can’t give you that opportunity Morgan BUT my wife has defended her Hardcore Championship twice now both against members of The New Empire… She has stated that she wants a REAL contender this time at Sudden Death so you can compete next week in a six man over the top battle royal where the winner becomes number 1 contender to the Hardcore Championship! GOOD LUCK!
Rissi walks off leaving Morgan smirking as we fade out.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
The lights go out in the arnea...
"THE WORLD IS BROKEN...WE ARE THE LAST CHEKING EMBERS OF FIRE WAITING TO...BURN IN...LONG BEFORE OUR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER BEFORE THEM...WE STARTED PULLING OUR PLANET APART IN THE NAME OF...PROGRESSBLIND AMBITIONTHE GREED OF MAN HAS DECOURED THIS EARTH... UNTIL THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT...WE WATCH AS TIME EATS US ALIVE...A GENERATION BORN TO WITNESS THE END OF THE WORLD!"
As the lights come back on, "Wild Eyes" by Parkway Drive begins to play over the speakers as a man stepped out onto the stage throwing his arms up screaming out into the crowd "MY TIME HAS COME!" before pounding on his chest as he makes his way towards the ring, he walks up the stairs and steps into the ring through the top and middle rope, hoisting himself onto the middle turnbuckle and throwing his arms into the air before jumping down.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… One half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Daniel Keegan!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Conner Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next his partner the other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Conner Creed!
As the introduction to "Invincible" by Two Steps from Hell begins to play, the arena goes dark. A single spotlight races up the ramp and stops at the top of the stage. At the fifteen second mark the music cuts off. A hooded man steps into the halo of light before the music continues. Aaron throws the hood back, revealing his face to the crowd and stretching his arms out to the side. He then walks down the ramp as the spotlight follows him, eyes locked on the ring. Upon reaching the ring, he quickly walks up the steps before wiping his feet on the apron and stepping through the ropes to prepare for his match as the lights come back on.
Illa Isabella: And now their opponents… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… The Artist… Aaron Kostan!
Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… The EHWF Champion… Gods Gift To Pro Wrestling… Jason Dave!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Jason Dave & Aaron Kostan vs. Conner Creed & Daniel Keegan
Steve White: The Sons of Chaos have targeted both Dave and Kostan recently and now all of these men are finally getting the chance to meet in the ring! Jason Dave has a host of other problems behind him though and not just Creed!
Chuck Thompson: This one is going to be scrappy! It’s going to be a straight up fight! Kostan took Keegan’s title last week and Creed ambushed Dave after that brutal hell in a cell match! There’s so much in this one!
Aaron Kostan starts in the ring for his team, whilst Daniel Keegan starts for his. The pair grapples in the center, vying for position. Kostan manages to force Keegan to onto his knees and swings a right boot, which Keegan ducks and rolls across the ring, bouncing off the ropes and hitting Kostan with a dropkick! He races onto a quick cover but Kostan kicks straight out and gets to his feet. The pair grapples again and this time Keegan gets behind Kostan. He tries the back to belly suplex but Kostan flips and lands on his feet behind Keegan, before taking him to the canvass with a huge bulldog! Aaron Kostan gets up and walks around the hurt Keegan, taunting that he is the Jr Heavyweight Champion now!
Steve White: A great start to the match here!
Kostan follows up by getting Keegan in a headlock. The crowd cheers as Aaron applies a lot of pressure through his anger but Creed shouts to Keegan to break out! He shakes both his hands, trying to fight out of the lock with sheer willpower. He kicks his right leg backwards, forcing separation and jumps, tagging in Conner Creed! Creed rushes in and clotheslines Kostan, who gets back up only to receive another huge lariat!
A quick cover...
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Kostan’s arm raises at the count of one and Conner Creed locks in an arm bar. He tightens the hold, slowly applying more and more pressure. Kostan manages to fight and scrap, he then jumps and separates from Creed, before coming back off the ropes and hitting a flying knee! Kostan didn’t get all of it and Creed is too quick, coming back and hitting Kostan with big rights and lefts! Kostan is out matched as Creed brutalizes him! Dave reaches for a tag but Creed pounds Kostan to the mat then wags his finger at Dave! Creed tosses Kostan into the corner hard and Kostan yells out in pain! Creed runs up and goes for a corner move but Kostan jumps up and Creed runs right into his boot before Kostan acts quick and hits Creed with a quick DDT! The fans go NUTS!
Steve White: Kostan was getting FUCKED UP by Conner Creed there but Kostan thinks quick and is able to turn the tide and bounce back! That is why this kid is gonna be huge for EHWF! Kostan with great resilience tonight!
Kostan rests on the mat, holding his head for a few moments. Conner Creed holds his face on the canvass, having received the brutal flying knee. Daniel Keegan shouts for the tag from Conner, meanwhile Jason Dave holds his hand out for Kostan. Both men get to their knees slowly, then jump, making a tag each!
Steve White: Tag! Tag! Creed and Kostan both get a tag and here comes the EHWF Champion!!
Chuck Thompson: What a match so far! This one is going off the hook right now!
Dave and Keegan start exchanging bombs in the middle of the ring. They don’t care, there is just so much anger that they trade huge punches with no concern! The crowd are pumped as the speed of the exchange keeps increasing. Dave slips behind Keegan, who then slips behind Dave, hitting an uppercut to the back of the EHWF Champion’s head. Dave drops to the mat and Keegan starts dropping fast elbows on his back. The elbows keep coming and Dave looks like he is taking a battering on his back! The crowd go nuts!
Fans: OOHHHHHH!!!
Steve White: Daniel Keegan and Conner Creed are a force to be reckoned with that’s for sure! They along with Kevin Hunter are one of the best teams in EHWF history and believe me when I say they will do anything to beat these two up tonight! What a match!
Keegan stands Dave up and kicks him in the stomach. He bounces off the ropes and hits Dave with a mean running STO out of desperation!! He covers him!
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Kick out!
Steve White: He nearly put Dave away right there!
Keegan lifts Dave to his feet again. He goes for a full nelson hold but Dave manages to elbow Keegan right on the nose! Keegan sprawls back and Dave snaps a sidekick into Keegan’s head! Keegan falls to the mat and holds his face, Dave tags in Kostan! Keegan gets up and goes straight for the champ but finds himself on the end of a diving crossbody! Kostan covers!
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Arm up!
Creed has had enough and races into the ring, cleaning out Kostan with a huge running boot to the face! Dave responds by jumping into the ring and hitting a huge springboard DDT on Creed! It's complete madness!
Kostan is up and brawling with Keegan, whilst Dave is laying into Creed on the mat. Kostan throws Keegan straight into the turnbuckle and Keegan flies over the top and out of the ring. Kostan turns over to Dave and Creed! He lines up Creed and runs a massive elbow smash but Creed ducks it and Kostan hits Dave right in the face instead, busting him open! Kostan is shocked by the accident but Creed doesn’t fuck about and nails Kostan with a running big boot before the ref tangles him up!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! It’s Mayhem out here in the main event tonight! Kostan just accidentally hit Jason Dave with that massive smash and Dave looks like he’s out of it! Sons of Chaos might have this one!!
Creed goes to pick Aaron Kostan up but as he does Kostan hits Creed with Finale out of nowhere! The fans GO NUTS for Kostan! Kostan gets up and takes a second! He looks around but can’t find Keegan to end it! Jason Dave grabs Kostan’s shoulder and spins him around! He has a go at him about nailing him! Kostan tries to explain it was an accident but they argue! Dave shoves Kostan! Kostan shoves him back! The fans are going nuts!
Steve White: By Gawd! Aaron Kostan and Jason Dave tensions are boiling over! Dave, I think it was an accident!
Chuck Thompson: Dave is all busted up courtesy of Kostan! Everyone else is out for Dave and his title, why not Kostan too!
Aaron Kostan and Jason Dave are screaming at each other at the top of their lungs! The fans LOSE IT as they grab each other around the neck/shoulders but as they do Daniel Keegan runs in with a steel chair and nails Jason Dave in the head! Kostan turns and gets the chair to the gut then a chair shot to the back as the fans boo and the ref calls for the bell!!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners via disqualification… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aaron Kostan and the EHWF Champion… Jason Dave!
Steve White: By Gawd! Kostan and Dave do it but only because the Sons of Chaos have enough and brutally beat them down with that chair!!
Chuck Thompson: Daniel Keegan going crazy with that steel chair but he seems to think it’s worth it! What a match that was!
Keegan isn’t done! He brings the chair down on Kostan again then again then again! Kostan is bloody and beaten! Keegan then goes over to Dave on the mat and cracks it over his back before Creed slides back in and signals to Keegan! Keegan drops the chair and comes over, picking Dave up as Creed readies himself on the other side of the ring!
Steve White: No! This is too much! Don’t do it! DON’T DO IT!!
Keegan whips the limp and bloody Dave into Creed who nails him with Clothesline From Hell! Kostan and Dave may have won but they are bloody destroyed messes on the mat now as refs and a security guard come in and break it up! Eventually the refs and security get Sons of Chaos out of the ring and escort them back up the ramp while the fans boo, leaving the two other champions on the canvas struggling to get up while they bleed!
Chuck Thompson: That was brutal… Someone get some damn help out here fo… Wait what’s this!?!
The lights go out and we’re left in pitch black darkness as the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: The lights are out! What now!? What it is!?
The lights flicker back on and we see Sah’ta Thor standing over a struggling Kostan and Dave as he smirks! The fans boo while Thor looks on. Thor is all beaten and bruised and bandaged but he looks down at Dave and Kostan and the fans get loud with jeers!
Steve White: Thor is here! THOR IS ACTUALLY HERE! We thought he was out because of what Dave did to him! He’s beaten and bruised but Thor is actually here tonight! Bah Gawd! Get outta there Dave!!
Kostan looks up at Thor from the mat but Thor boots Kostan in the face!
Steve White: Thor can’t do this! Not again! He’s the fucking GM!
Sah’ta Thor: What a great match… What a great performance Jason Dave! I’m sure you didn’t think that I’d be here tonight after what you did to me but you should know by now after all the years we’ve known each other that you expect the unexpected from me…
The fans boo Thor but he takes it all in as Dave looks up at him all groggy.
Sah’ta Thor: I had a great idea for a match next week that I’m going to make right now… Instead of wasting my New Empire resources on you, why don’t I let Jason Dave and Aaron Kostan just kill each other before Sudden Death… I mean, you two clearly couldn’t get along in a match teaming together – in fact I think Aaron meant to knock you down and bust you open, Dave – you are the EHWF Champ after all… So next week, why don’t we have Jason Dave vs. Aaron Kostan in a Champion vs. Champion LUMBERJACK MATCH!
The fans go nuts as Dave seethes with rage!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Huge match for next week and it won’t help that there is now intensity between Kostan and Dave!!
Sah’ta Thor: That is… If you can make it to next week… Champ!
Thor grabs Dave on the mat and instantly bites his forehead! It wakes Dave up and Dave screams in pain as Thor bites hard, scarring him up even more! Dave is yelling in pain and pushes off of Thor but Thor boots Dave in the gut and pulls him in! Thor goes over to Keegan’s chair! Dave struggles but Thor pulls Jason Dave in for Parasite Eve!
Steve White: NO! NO! He’s the EHWF Champion! He just had a huge match! Leave him! He’s gonna put him out like Scott Wilson! DON’T DO IT!
Thor struggles with Dave but hoists him up for Parasite Eve! The fans go nuts as Michael Rissi’s theme hits and Rissi barrels down the ramp at great speed, ripping off his shirt and tie, ready to fight Thor! Thor drops Dave and doesn’t hit the move as he quickly slides out of the ring, escaping by the skin of his nuts while Rissi slides in and Thor flees through the crowd!
Steve White: It’s Rissi! It’s Rissi! Michael Rissi is here and he makes the save on Dave, not letting what happened to Wilson be the fate for his old friend here tonight!!
The fans hit a UGK chant as Rissi comes over and checks on Dave! Thor is long gone and EMTs rush in and check on Kostan and Dave.
Steve White: What a close call! Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for! Don’t miss next week as we have a huge main event now lined up! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!!
We fade out at the image of EMTs helping Dave and Kostan and Rissi helping Dave from the mat. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.