Post by EHWF Management on May 25, 2018 22:19:19 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Sudden Death, "Nice For What” by Drake, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Sudden Death! Tonight we have perhaps the biggest event of 2018 so far with an amazing card featuring the superstars of EHWF Mayhem! Tonight it all comes down to this as Jason Dave is forced to defend his EHWF Championship against The New Empire in a gauntlet match made by Sah’ta Thor himself! The New Empire and The Rissi Family have been at each others throats on Mayhem and last week shit hit the fan in more ways than one which also saw Thor take out both Dave and Rissi after an all in brawl at the end of the night! Will Jason Dave be able to overcome the odds and retain his title in this numbers game?!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that Steve but I am beyond pumped for the EHWF Hardcore Championship match which is taking the spotlight in the main event tonight at Sudden Death! Joanna Rissi will defend her Hardcore Championship against Ryan Morgan and Zoe McDraven in a triple threat extreme rules match which will not disappoint! Ryan Morgan was able to win a big one and qualify after making a big statement to Joanna and to make things even more exciting they all agreed to include Zoe McDraven in the match who has a history with Joanna, has been vying for a match for the Hardcore Championship and was jibbed out of the opportunity last week! Now we have a three way extreme dance on our hands and it’s gonna be incredible!
Steve White: That’s not all Chuck! We’ve also got the Jr Heavyweight Championship on defence as two men who have become quite intense rivals will go head to head in a submission contest! Imanov Chovesch will take on Aaron Kostan one on one with Kostan’s title on the line! These two have had words and encounters and have both talked a big game coming into this one but everyone has been anticipating these two fighting each other and I for one can’t wait to see these two fresh and exciting new stars go head to head!
Chuck Thompson: And to open off the night we’re gonna start off big with an EHWF World Tag Team Championship defence! The Sons of Chaos have had some problems with a lot of people on Mayhem and to add to that recently is the other fiendish faction on the red brand, The New Empire! Instead of chasing the EHWF Championship tonight, Sah’ta Thor will be going after the Tag Titles with Savannah and it has many asking why he would do this? Creed and Keegan on the other hand are ready to fight and send a further message to the Mayhem Roster! That’s gonna be huge!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen tonight! It’s gonna be huge! Let’s start the night, Chuck!
The lights cut off in the arena as “Invincible” by Two Steps from Hell begins to play over the speakers. A spotlight comes up on Aaron Kostan, still in jeans and a leather jacket. The music stops. He opens the jacket to reveal the Junior Heavyweight Championship beneath as the music continues. Kostan hastily walks down to the ring where he asks for a microphone.
The music cuts off as he looks out across the fans in attendance, many of whom are still on their feet cheering.
Aaron Kostan: Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats. Please, take your seats.
He waits as the crowd begins to settle down and return to their seats.
Aaron Kostan: Let me be the first to welcome you all to Sudden Death.
Cheers again rustle through the anxious crowd.
Steve White: Aaron Kostan here starting the night off!
Aaron Kostan: Let me also be the first to tell you all the truth. You paid for these tickets expecting to see some of the world’s finest wrestlers in their natural habitat, competing for the world’s top prizes. You came expecting to see the sport of the immortals, the sport of kings.
He looks up at the EHWF logo playing across the banner in the arena and chuckles.
Aaron Kostan: I am here to tell you that is not what you are going to get, and I apologize, but there will be no refunds. You see, tonight you will not get to witness greatness. In the first match of the night you will see Daniel Keegan and his partner Conner Creed, a man who has weaseled his way into the World Title picture by just hitting...everyone, defend the tag team championships against a tyrant and catwoman.
He pauses again, allowing the crowd to die down before continuing.
Aaron Kostan: Later? The World Champion is forced to defend his championship against three men because the aforementioned tyrant can’t find just one person capable of taking it from him, including himself. And of course, there’s also this…
He pulls the belt off his waist and holds it above his head before propping it on the turnbuckle and backing away from it.
Aaron Kostan: The contender for my championship? A Russian ruffian by the name of Imanov Chovesch. A man who claims to have honor...but we all know better.
A look of disgust crosses his face as he shakes his head.
Aaron Kostan: You all deserve better. You deserve to see the greatest contenders this world has to offer fighting the greatest champions, but you are going to get this crap. You are going to get cheaters, liars, swindlers. This company is rotten from top to bottom. They are all too busy with their own personal vendettas to fix this. I can’t fix it either...but I felt that I should at least come out here and apologize to all of you since no one else has the decency to do so.
The crowd sits mostly silent as the Junior Heavyweight Champion bows his head. He raises the microphone back to his mouth then just shakes his head and drops it. He goes to exit the ring, yanking his title belt off the top rope as he does so.
Aaron Kostan suddenly stops as he’s interrupted by Michael Rissi’s music smashing over the PA System! The fans go BERSERK as Michael Rissi appears at the top of the stage. Aaron Kostan backs back into the center of the ring as Rissi walks down the ramp and slaps the fans hands while they cheer!
Steve White: And what a away to start Sudden Death, both Aaron Kostan and Michael Rissi out here tonight and this is gonna be interesting!
Michael Rissi gets in the ring and looks at Aaron Kostan as both stare at each other somewhat apprehensive of each other. They both walk around the center of the ring for a moment before Rissi backs to the ropes and grabs a mic.
Michael Rissi: Aaron, I’m not out here to bark anything or rebut what you said or even to defend EHWF in that regard - I agree with you, you’re right there are cheats, liars and swindlers… but don’t make me out to be one of them…
The fans go wild as Rissi takes a harsh tone. Kostan doesn’t look all that impressed as he stares on at Rissi who gets closer with the mic.
Michael Rissi: You’re right, the fans do deserve better… They deserve better than seeing random attacks and ambushes and matches ruined all the time! They deserve better than seeing biased booking and bullshit matches! Sah’ta Thor really did a number on Mayhem. He fooled me and everyone else into thinking he had changed his ways, got to the GM position and then protected himself as best he could. Could I just fire Thor? Sure I could, with a little work and time all of his solidifications in all of his fabricated documents could be null and void with a very small and quick legal battle afterwards but that would take time and lead to a number of other issues… Thor has a problem with me and the company I’ve built - I know this has been hard on certain aspects of Mayhem but he wants to take me and my Family out and I’d rather fight him and his crew like a man!
The fans go nuts and get to their feet as they cheer for Rissi. Aaron looks around and nods in a slight agreement as he strokes his beard and waits for the fans to quiet down.
Aaron Kostan: But in the meantime; the fans, the competitors not involved in this little war and anyone else looking in from the outside have to suffer, right?
Michael Rissi: I agreed with you that the fans deserved better than what Thor has been giving them lately but I don’t agree that EHWF is rotten inside and out. We’ve got some of the best competitors on the face of the Earth! We’re the biggest global wrestling company in the world and Mayhem is one of the highest rating sports and entertainment shows of all time and anyone who disagrees or gives me some bullshit about their beloved Twitter or their shitty Indy promotion that they have to wrestle in part time because they’re not good enough - well they can get fucked!
The fans go wild! They start to cheer Rissi as he raises the mic in the air!
Michael Rissi: But back to what I was saying about Mayhem, Aaron. Thor wants me and my Family not only out of the EHWF picture so he can take over but he wants to take us out. I’m not ashamed to say that I’ll put EHWF on the line to protect my family and I’ll admit that I’ve got a motive for wanting to take Thor on head on instead of just firing him and that’s because I’ve gotta show him once and for all - not just for me and my Family but for EHWF and it’s future as well.
Steve White: Aaron Kostan bringing up some very valid points but Michael Rissi also appealing out here tonight to start Sudden Death off too and I can’t say that I disagree with either man right now!
Michael Rissi: I’ve seen your matches Aaron, you’re a quick riser and you got great talent but I know that a lot of your contests have been interfered with and you’ve been jumped or ambushed more times than anyone would like so let me make the promise now… whether it’s increased security at the entrances and me hanging around keeping watch myself, no one is gonna interfere in your match tonight! Your first defence of the prestigious Jr Heavyweight Champion is gonna be a blockbuster and it’s going to be a straight up match between you and Imanov! No interference, no ambushes, no New Empire, no Rissi Family or Sons of Chaos - just you and Imanov one on one in a submission match with the Jr Heavyweight Championship on the line!
The fans go wild as Rissi looks across from Aaron who holds the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt tight to his shoulder with half a grin. Rissi looks around at all of the cheering fans then back at Aaron as he nods.
Aaron Kostan: Well I suppose I should at least thank you for that Mr. Rissi, but that doesn’t fix the problem. One protected match is just a bandaid, a short term solution to one small problem. Do you even understand the irony of this pay per view? In sports, sudden death means that it is all about to come to an end. One team gets ahead and it’s game over. But this game you’re playing? Putting EHWF on the line, putting the prestige of your championships on the line is irresponsible, and is only drawing out this conflict further. I got here in January, so I honestly don’t even know when all of this began, but I feel like we’re still closer to the outset than the conclusion, and though you may not see it, it is your fault as much as it is Thor’s.
He pauses, but as Rissi goes to speak he holds his hand up and returns the microphone to his mouth.
Aaron Kostan: You can talk all you want. You can try to justify it, you can try to play the hero. Just remember that everyone is the hero of their own story. Only the reader, the outsider, knows the truth. Now, I have a match to prepare for, and you have security to arrange if you plan to stick to your promise. Are we done here?
Rissi looks Aaron up and down and nods before he smirks.
Michael Rissi: Whatever, Kostan - if that’s what makes you feel better then believe it. Nothing will harm you match as I’ve promised but just remember, unlike some people, I’m actually fighting for something and that’s a da…
Just then, The New Empire’s theme hits and the fans get up and go wild before resorting to wild boos! Rissi and Kostan look out at the stage as Gerry O’Shea and Blood Red from Insidious appear. Gerry O’Shea has a mic and he grins from ear to ear as the fans boo!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The night has barely started and now Gerry O’Shea and Blood Red from Thor’s Insidious offshoot group are out here and ready to cause a fuss! What’s gonna happen here!?
Gerry O’Shea: Ah Rissi… Keep telling yourself that aye. It’s just a matter of time before me, Thor and the rest of the fookin’ New Empire finally rid EHWF of you and claim this place as rightfully our own! And Kostan, you’re almost as dumb as Rissi is… seriously you two assholes both need a reality check. That title doesn’t belong to you Kostan, lets see if me and Blood Red over here can help you relinquish it to its rightful owner a lot quicker!
The fans get up as Blood Red and Gerry surround the ring! They then jump up on the apron as Rissi and Kostan look around and ready themselves! Blood Red is nieve and rushes in! Kostan isn’t taking any guff and Blood runs right into a European uppercut! The two start to trade blows and Gerry rushes in trying to come off of the distraction! He locks up with Rissi and Rissi beats him with big blows until Gerry boots him in the groin and takes control!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! We’re already seeing it here tonight! Rissi and Kostan are getting jumped by Gerry and Blood Red on behalf of The New Empire! They had enough of the talking and now we’re seeing an ambush involving the owner!
Chuck Thompson: Say what you will about The New Empire but this takes guts right now!
Gerry hits Rissi with a right hand and sends him into the ropes! Gerry manhandles Rissi and goes to toss him but Rissi reverses it and sends Gerry into the ropes! Rissi then runs up and clotheslines Gerry over the top rope to the outside and the fans go wild! Gerry tries to balance himself on the outside as he rages! The fans are cheering and Blood Red gets a thumb in on Kostan’s eye in the corner! The fans boo him as he hoists Kostan up on his back but Rissi runs up and Superkicks Blood Red right in the chin! Blood Red goes limp and Kostan slides off of his back, pushes him into the ropes then catches him on rebound and hits him with Finale! The fans go NUTS as Rissi and Kostan are left standing tall in the ring! Blood Red is out of it as Gerry reaches in and drags him out, helping him back up the ramp as they retreat!
Steve White: WOW! Rissi and Kostan! That was incredible! Gerry and Blood Red trying to make something out of the start of the night to give The New Empire a boost but they just couldn't get there! They picked the wrong two guys to cross tonight!!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi and Kostan exciting these fans and sending a message off of the ambush right now! Rissi keeping good on his promise to Kostan with that kick and his match hasn’t even started yet!!
Gerry O’Shea: Y-you think you guys are tough ay!? Just you BOTH fookin’ wait now, ya bints!!
Blood Red is at the top of the stage, still groggy but somewhat recovered as he tries to get back to the ring but Gerry stops him! Rissi and Kostan shout out at them and invite them back in the ring! Gerry looks pissed and disappears backstage with Blood Red!
Steve White: Not even at match one yet and we already get to see some great action here on Sudden Death
Kostan turns to Rissi who extends a hand to the Junior Heavyweight Champion. He looks at it for a second, then around to the cheering crowd. Finally he nods and shakes Rissi’s hand. He then backs off, jumps out of the ring, and walks back up the ring laughing and shaking his head.
Steve White: It looks to me like Kostan is wondering, “Did I just choose a side?”
We cut back to ringside where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is a tag team match and it is for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challengers… First up… “The Wild Cat” Savannah!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner also representing The New Empire… He is the Mayhem General Manager… Sah’ta Thor!
The lights go out in the arnea...
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… The Sons of Chaos… Introducing First… He is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Daniel Keegan!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… His partner… The other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Thor and Creed are the first two to lock up in the center of the ring with Creed overpowering Thor into the corner early on! Thor tries to fight out but he’s not strong enough as Creed dives in and starts hitting Thor with rights and uppercuts to the chest and gut as he bashes him in the corner! After a few big hits the ref stops it and pulls Creed out! They come in close and tie up again, this time with Thor moving behind Creed! Thor pulls Creed in but Creed again overpowers Thor and grapples with him before hoisting Creed up and planting him down with a side slam! The fans get loud as Creed rushes over and starts to stomp out Thor on the mat, ignoring the refs orders to let him up!
Steve White: Conner Creed punishing Thor and playing this one a big dirty as he just stomps the shit out of him on the mat right now! The ref is calling to let him up but Creed ignoring him!
Chuck Thompson: Conner Creed is a brutal and ruthless fighter in that ring! We know that The New Empire and Sons of Chaos have had some recent problems with each other so there is no way Creed and Keegan are gonna just let Thor and Savannah walk away with the Tag belts here tonight!
Creed continues the stomping assault until Thor grabs his leg and trips him up! Thor gets on top of Creed and snarls as he starts powering Creed in the face and head with a mean ground and pound! The fans give a mixed reaction! The two men get up and Thor hits Creed with a big dropkick to the chest! Creed and Thor are back up only for Thor to send Creed back down hard with a big dropkick to the chest once more! Creed gets up, pissed off and he charges Thor in the corner! Thor yells in pain as Creed gets him! Creed starts to hit Thor with big corner thrusts! Thor is devastated and wide eyed in the corner as he gasps for air! Creed backs off and goes for a running corner move but Thor dives out of the way and Creed eats the corner hard! Creed falls down to his hands and knees and holds his chest in pain as Thor gets time to recover! Thor smirks and gets up to the second rope, diving off as Creed stands up and nails Creed with a diving axe handle right to the head! Creed stumbles back disoriented as Savannah reaches over and grabs him by the arms from behind! The ref sees and berates Savannah and Thor but Thor runs up and starts hitting Creed with right hands close up in the face! Creed breaks free of Savannah’s grasp but the damage is done! Thor boots Creed down to the mat and cuts him off from tagging to Keegan!
Steve White: Thor with that big brutal boot to Creed, stopping him from making that tag! Things are getting heated now as Thor and Savannah try a few sneaky techniques to chisel away at the offense of Creed!
Chuck Thompson: Thor knows that he and Savannah have to be careful and also think this one out at every step of the way or they won’t win!
Thor laughs over a hurt Creed and picks him up slowly, tossing him in the corner hard then following up with a running corner elbow to the face! Creed is hurting badly and Thor tags in Savannah as Thor pulls Creed out! Savannah climbs the top rope as Thor holds Creed! Savannah flies off of the top rope as Thor whips Creed towards her and she lands on him with a perfect cross body! The fans all go nuts as Savannah hooks both legs!
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Steve White: Savannah trying to put Creed away off of the tag team move there but Creed powers Savannah off of him! Thor and Savannah really working well together here tonight and Creed needs to come back!!
Chuck Thompson: Creed and Keegan are being out teamed here tonight and as this match has progressed I’d say that The New Empire have taken a rocky control so far!!
Creed tosses Savannah off of him! Keegan is calling for the tag and tries to encourage Creed over there! Creed stands up but Savannah gets him in a headlock! She feels Creed overpowering her so she switches it into a chickenwing hold! Creed struggles in the hold for a second before lifting Savannah off of her feet! She lets go of Creed and claws at his face! He lets go of her and falls to the ropes, holding his face in pain! Savannah runs up and snaps a clear kick into Creed’s gut as they dominate him! Savannah backs off and goes for a running move but Creed levels her with a big hip and shoulder! The fans pick back up and Creed is PISSED! Thor calls for the tag but as Savannah goes to run for the corner Creed gets in her way and hits her with a big sidewalk slam! Creed covers!
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Steve White: Creed is raging and he hits a big power move on Savannah and gets a 2 count! What an impact!!
Chuck Thompson: I thought Creed might have had it there but Savannah with great resilience and rebound is able to kick out and keep this one alive! Savannah doing great right now!
Creed picks Savannah up by her hair and smirks at Thor as he brutalizes her in the center of the ring with big right fists to her ribs and torso! She screams but Creed shows her no mercy, hitting her again and again and eventually kneeing her in the face! Savannah falls to the mat but Creed helps her up and plants a big palm on her back! Savannah screams in pain as Creed changes the tide! Creed holds Savannah by her jaw and flips Thor off as he watches on the apron! Creed throws Savannah with a big hammer throw into the corner! Savannah hits the corner hard and screams! Keegan holds Savannah up and Creed runs up, hitting Savannah with a running corner splash! Savannah is flattened as Creed makes the tag and the fans cheer!
Steve White: Creed and Savannah with a big tug of war with Creed coming out on top and now Creed gets the tag to Keegan and the fans are going nuts!
Chuck Thompson: Keegan is gonna come in and Savannah and Keegan are gonna finish what they started last week! It’s gonna get real!
Creed pulls Savannah out and karate flips her flat on the mat in position for Keegan to vault over the ropes from the apron and land a big leg drop on her chest, keeping his leg there for the cover after the tag team move! The ref refuses to count until Creed gets out and he does! The fans go wild!
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Thor yells at Savannah to get up! Thor is screaming at her from the apron and banging the turnbuckle cover! Keegan rubs his hands together though and shakes his head as he’s going to have fun with Savannah! She sits up but he bounces off of the ropes and runs a snap kick right into her chest that sends her back flat on the mat! Keegan then drops a bullying elbow drop on Savannah and covers!
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Steve White: Another 2 count and they just can’t put Savannah away as they start to brutalize and bully her in this big contest! Can Savannah fight for a comeback! Thor is screaming at her to get up right now!!
Chuck Thompson: Thor has made it clear that he wants no more failure from The New Empire and tonight they have some massive opportunities! Winning the tag team titles from the Sons of Chaos won’t be easy but they’re doing a damn good job of fighting them for them tonight!!
The fans are really behind the action of this one now as Keegan pulls back and lines Savannah up! Savannah gets up and Keegan runs at her, deploying a running big boot but Savannah somehow ducks it then runs for the ropes! Keegan gives chase but Savannah jumps up to the second then third ropes and springs off, hitting Keegan with a flying corkscrew attack! Keegan is down and Savannah dashes up! He tries to stop her but she gets to the corner and makes the tag before doubling back and elbowing Keegan in the face! Keegan runs into the elbow and Thor initiates the second half of the tag team move as he runs over on the apron and takes Keegan down with a big lariat! Keegan is down and Thor gets in the ring, sliding down to his knees and hooking both of Keegan’s legs!
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Steve White: 2 Count! 2 Count! Sah’ta Thor almost had it! He really wants this win and he wants these titles so he can shove it in Rissi and Dave’s face! There is so much in this match but both of these teams don’t want to let go!
Chuck Thompson: It’s been back and forth and the fans love it but I think Thor has finally got the upper hand back for him and Savannah in this contest tonight!
Thor picks Keegan up and knees him right in the gut! Thor goes for a power move but can’t get it and Keegan gets Thor from behind! Keegan props Thor up but Thor elbows Keegan in the face and lands on his feet before pulling Keegan in and hitting Keegan with a big snap DDT right into the mat! The fans are going nuts as Thor quickly covers!
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Thor doesn’t like it and argues with the ref! Thor goes down and picks Keegan up but Keegan thumbs Thor’s eye! Thor falls back to the ropes, holding his face and eye as the fans give a mixed reaction! Thor turns around and Keegan swings but Thor ducks it! Thor springs back and lunges at Keegan! Keegan sidesteps him and sends Thor into the ropes! Thor bounces back and Keegan runs a big boot right into Thor’s chest! Thor impacts the mat hard and he’s done! Keegan quickly makes the cover as Savannah screams out!
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Steve White: MASSIVE BOOT! Massive boot like a gunshot to the chest of Thor and somehow Thor still survives and kicks out at 2 and a half! Keegan can’t believe it! Keegan is looking on in shock!!
Chuck Thompson: That massive boot! What does Keegan have to do to put Thor away! Thor and Savannah fighting the best we’ve ever seen them tonight and The Sons of Chaos have clearly underestimated the challengers tonight! Keegan is confused! He doesn’t know what to do next or what will put Thor away!!
Keegan can’t believe it! He smacks the mat and grabs Thor by the hair! Keegan tosses Thor in the corner and tags in Conner Creed! Keegan hoists Thor up and Creed gets in and slings Thor up over on one shoulder as Keegan and Creed toss Thor halfway across the ring, sending Thor plummeting into the mat hard! The fans are on their feet and Creed shakes his head. Thor tries to get up to tag Savannah but Creed walks over and drives his boot down on Thor’s back and digs it in as he laughs! Creed picks Thor up and dishes out a right hand! Thor is rocked and falls onto the ropes, barely conscious! Creed runs up and boots Thor in the gut! Creed then whips Thor from the ropes! Thor rebounds and Creed goes for a lariat! Thor somehow ducks it with little energy! Thor dives onto the ropes and bounces off but he’s slow and Creed spots him! Creed and Thor run at each other and take each other down with a double lariat each! Both men are down as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Both men take each other down! Creed and Thor clothesline each other down to the mat hard and they’re spent and exhausted! Everyone in this contest is hurting as we go into overtime!
Chuck Thompson: This high impact contest has been going on for a while now and fatigue and pain is starting to set in but neither team is showing a sign of conceding here!
Thor jumps up and tags in Savannah! Creed does the same and tags in Keegan! Everyone is hurt and tired! Keegan runs in as does Savannah but Savannah ducks down and takes him down hard with Pounce! Creed sees that it’s all over so he interferes as he is less damaged than Thor! Creed jumps on Savannah and lands on her hard, stopping her from following up as Keegan rolls around in pain! Thor isn’t having it and he backhands Creed across the face as he gets up! Thor boots Creed in the gut and gets him in place for Parasite Eve as the ref rages at them! Every fan is going NUTS! Thor jumps to hit it but Creed stands up and raises Thor overhead, sending Thor over the top rope and crashing back first on the apron! Savannah is back to it and catches Creed right away as she rushes him and sends him over the top rope to the outside with a big clothesline! Creed hits the outside, the fans are going nuts but Keegan is up and takes advantage off of the distraction! Savannah turns around back to the center and Keegan hits her with KeeganKO! The fans lift up and give a mixed reaction! The give a droning boo as Keegan smirks and hooks both of Savannah’s legs!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and STILL the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Conner Creed and Daniel Keegan… Sons of Chaos!
The fans boo wildly as Keegan slides out of the ring with both titles! He helps Creed up and they back up the ramp with their arms around each other, titles in hand, laughing!
Steve White: Shit! I can’t believe they did it! Creed and Keegan pull a fast one with that ending skirmish and somehow Keegan wins this one for the Sons of Chaos to retain by the skin of their ball sacks!!
Chuck Thompson: I thought Thor and Savannah had it here tonight, I think they looked just a bit more impressive but it just wasn’t The New Empire’s night for the Tag Team Titles!
Thor shakes his head as he comes back into the ring. He leans down and checks on a recovering Savannah on the mat as he looks out at Creed and Keegan, laughing and celebrating in the boos on the stage! We fade out to a promo for MELTDOWN!
We come back to the ring where The Mercenary’s music hits on the PA System and the fans look confused as they start booing!
Steve White: Eh?! What’s this!? Isn’t that The Mercenary from Anarchy? I thought he was gone? What the heck is he doing here tonight?
Chuck Thompson: That’s him… After a dismal career on Anarchy I guess maybe he jumped ship to Mayhem or even got a trade… I can’t say I’m glad to see this asshole on Mayhem though…
The Mercenary adjusts his sunglasses and bandana on the stage as the fans flood him with boos! He makes his way down the ramp as they pelt him with garbage! The boos keep coming as The Mercenary gets in the ring with a mic but can’t talk as the boos and jeers get too loud.
Steve White: Why is this guy out here tonight? He might have been ok for Anarchy but he shouldn’t be anywhere near anything to do with Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: I agree… The fans hate this guy and I’ve seen him wrestle… He couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag!
The Mercenary: Yo! YO YO! Everyone needs to shut their fucking mouths because The Mercenary is here on Mayhem and that means there are going to be a few fucking changes!
The fans’ boos get even louder as The Mercenary smirks on.
The Mercenary: I am The Mercenary and I have secured employment here apart of the Mayhem Roster… What better way to debut than here on Sudden Death! This all considered… now with me here on Mayhem, certain things won’t fly as there is a new set of rules I’m imposing on EVERYONE on the fucking roster and if you got a problem with it you can all come and see me to get your heads kicked in!
Chuck Thompson: Get this asshole out of here!
The Mercenary: The Mercenary is here and he IS the new law on Mayhem! The first thing I’m gonna do next week is kick down Sah’ta Thor’s door and demand an EHWF Championship match THE SAME NIGHT because no one deserves to be the champion of the world except for me! But that’s next week… Tonight, The Mercenary will take his first victim! That’s right! I’M OPENING UP AND OPEN CHALLENGE RIGHT NOW! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
The fans pick up and start cheering for the upcoming challenge! They resort to pelting the ring with garbage as The Mercenary tries to shield himself!
Chuck Thompson: An open challenge to this asshole?! Bahaha! Who’s it gonna be!? Jason Dave? Conner Creed? Is Ryan Morgan gonna come out here and shut this guy up!?
The Mercenary: COME ON! COME ON! Anyone get your ass out here right now! I don’t care who you are! World Champ, Hardcore Champ, Tag Champ, Hall of Famer I don’t give a fuck just get your fucking ass out here right now!!
The Mercenary paces up and down in the ring and points out at the stage as he waits for a Mayhem Star to come out and fight him! He grows angry as the fans start to get loud!
The Mercenary: I don’t have all ni…
The lights go dim and we’re left in silence for a second before Aubree Celeste’s music this the PA System and the fans GO WILD! The cheering erupts in the arena and The Mercenary stops in his tracks and looks out at Aubree Celeste who appears on the stage with a smirk!
Fans: AHHHHHHHHH!
Steve White: What!? WHAT!? Aubree Celeste! Aubree Celeste! Aubree Celeste is out here! She’s back after being away from EHWF for almost a year! Aubree Celeste is back!!
Chuck Thompson: OH SHIT! Aubree is back after being away to have her baby daughter Aurora and now here she is making a triumphant return to Mayhem! I can’t believe it! She looks amazing! She looks great!!
Aubree makes her way down the ramp, slapping the hands of fans as she gets to the ring and slides in! She gets on the turnbuckle and waves out to the crowd! She gets down and makes her way back to the center of the ring with a mic as she eyes off The Mercenary who stares at her.
Aubree Celeste: Now THAT is what I call a welcome back! Damn it feels so good to be back!
The fans chant for Aubree and pick up with amazing cheers at the fan favourite as she looks out at all of them
Steve White: These fans are so loud!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree Celeste is looking great! So good to see her back!
Aubree Celeste: I’ve been waiting almost a year for this moment! Last year I took leave and almost 2 months ago now, I gave birth to Mazzio and I’s beautiful baby girl Aurora who has become the light of our lives!
The Mercenary interrupts!
The Mercenary: Hey! I didn’t come here to chat! I came here to put out an open challenge! Now I know that you’re not all that I warrant so why don’t yo…
Aubree Celeste: HEY! Shut up! I was talking and this is my first night back in a long time so I’ll be dammed if some idiot is gonna ruin it – you’ll speak when spoken to!
The Mercenary looks pissed off and rages at the other end of the ring as Aubree smiles and the fans go NUTS!
Aubree Celeste: It was amazing having my beautiful daughter with Mazzio but I’ve had my ass in the gym and training non-stop for 2 months ready to get back on Mayhem and show my Aurora what her mother can do!
The fans lose it at the announcement and return but The Mercenary’s patience has grown thin!
Aubree Celeste: While I was sitting at home I witnessed a lot of amazing and great things on Mayhem… but I also had to watch on at some really crappy stuff… Unfortunately, people like you are the cause of some of the stuff that really brings down EHWF and to be honest I have no idea why you came back!!
The Mercenary: How dare you! I am The Mercenary…
Aubree Celeste: You’re nothing… You bring down EHWF your boring and pathetic existence… I will end you. I will be your opponent tonight!
The Mercenary: HA! You!? You’re just returning! You’re not worthy of being my first Mayhem opponent…
Aubree Celeste: You don’t deserve to be on in EHWF let alone Mayhem. Are we going to do this or not?
The fans are all on their feet as Aubree and The Mercenary both look around at the screaming crowd!
The Mercenary: Get a ref in this ring now dammit!
The fans cheer as a ref slides in and Aubree and The Mercenary get ready! They go to either side of the ring and prepare as the ref checks both of them. Aubree takes her jacket off and gets down to her tank top for the impromptu match as The Mercenary tightens his gloves!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Mercenary charges Aubree who ducks him! He turns around and Aubree starts hammering The Mercenary with big right hands! The Mercenary tries to get something in but he can’t as Aubree is too fast and she starts smashing him in the face over and over until he hits the corner! Aubree backs off and runs up, hitting The Mercenary with a running corner high knee! She pulls The Mercenary out of the ring and hits him with a snapmare in the center before she bounces off of the ropes and dropkicks him in the back! The fans roar with cheers!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste all over The Mercenary right now in this epic and unexpected return! I knew this was going to be a beyond amazing night tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree is looking damn fine I don’t know how I got along without her all these months, Steve! She is beating the shit out of The Mercenary right now tonight and these fans love it!
Aubree picks up the hurt Mercenary and whips him into the corner hard! The Mercenary wails in pain as she runs up and hits him with a massive corner spear at amazing speed! Aubree slips out of the ring and pulls Mercenary out by his leg, flopping him down on the outside floor hard! Aubree pulls him up and he tries to squirm out of her grasp but Aubree powers him into the barricade back first! The fans are going nuts! Aubree runs up and superkicks The Mercenary into the front row as the cheers get louder! The ref yells at Aubree to get him back in and she grabs him by the hair, whipping him into the apron back first! The Mercenary screams out in pain, barely able to move but Aubree rolls him back in the ring with a few seconds to spare!
Steve White: Aubree is dominating The Mercenary right now and she is looking as impressive as ever!!
Chuck Thompson: The Mercenary should have shut his mouth or stayed on Anarchy!
Aubree picks The Mercenary up in the center of the ring and presses him up high, hitting him with a quick and impactful Goddess Slam! The fans lose it as The Mercenary is coughing up on the mat and can barely move! Aubree shows no mercy though as she picks him right back up and flattens him with Beautiful Goodbye! Every fan is on their feet as Aubree destroys the weak Mercenary who is a coughing blubbering mess on the center of the mat right now!
Steve White: The Mercenary has no offense or defense right now! Aubree is just destroying this guy and I can’t say that he doesn’t deserve it right now!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree Celeste so impressive on her return and it looks like she never left!
The Mercenary tries to crawl out of there but falls short of Aubree’s heels. She picks him up by his hair and he almost falls limp. Aubree boots him in the gut and plants him down with Lights Out! The fans shrill at the impact and see that The Mercenary is a bloody unconscious mess on the mat! Aubree’s complete domination has destroyed The Mercenary beyond his limit but she continues to go and pick the limp and lifeless Mercenary up and hoists him up for another massive Goddess Slam! The fans are losing it but the ref runs in and steps in front of Aubree, calling for the bell and some EMT’s for The Mercenary!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner via knockout… Aubree Celeste!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Such intensity from Aubree, just dominating and destroying The Mercenary with ease and such aggression! I think everyone on the Mayhem Roster just got a tad nervous knowing that The Golden Goddess is back!
Chuck Thompson: The Mercenary needs medical attention now!!
Aubree backs off and raises her arms in victory as her music hits and the fans cheer! EMT’s rush in and check on the unconscious and bleeding Mercenary as we fade out to a promo for the Jr Heavyweight Championship – Kostan/Imanov feud!
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a submission match and it is for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The opening notes to the Polish national anthem starts to play as Imanov comes out from the back in a red camo jumpsuit. He snaps a salute at the top of the ramp before beginning a leisurely walk to the ring as "Jekyll And Hyde" plays while he shakes out his body in a show of intimidation and confidence. Once at the ring he walks up the steps and fixes his opponent with a predatory stare before climbing through the middle ropes. As soon as he gets in the ring he makes an Atlas style pose while a set of red and white pyros cross the ring. Before the smoke fades Imanov moves to his corner cracking his neck while waiting for the bell to ring. As he waits he strips off his uniform to reveal his red and white spandex wrestling pants.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challenger… Imanov Chovesch!
As the introduction to "Invincible" by Two Steps from Hell begins to play, the arena goes dark. A single spotlight races up the ramp and stops at the top of the stage. At the fifteen second mark the music cuts off. A hooded man steps into the halo of light before the music continues. Aaron throws the hood back, revealing his face to the crowd. He then walks down the ramp as the spotlight follows him, staring down the ring and completely ignoring the crowd. Upon reaching the ring, he quickly walks up the steps before wiping his feet on the apron and stepping through the ropes to prepare for his match as the lights come back on.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… “The Artist”… Aaron Kostan!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Aaron and Imanov lock up! Imanov uses his power advantage to power Aaron in the corner but Aaron slips out and pushes Imanov in the corner with a mean elbow to the head! Aaron hits Imanov with big rights and lefts as he traps his rival! Imanov headbutts Aaron off of him and the two lock up again! Aaron knees Imanov in the gut and tosses him against the ropes but Imanov knocks Aaron down with a big shoulder block on rebound! Imanov picks Aaron up and plants him with a suplex! The fans go wild! Imanov gets Aaron into a headlock and demands that he submit but Aaron lifts Imanov up off his boots and plants him down hard on the mat with a back body drop! Imanov holds his back in pain but Aaron gives no mercy and drops a leg on Imanov’s chest! Imanov forces himself up as Aaron holds him! The two tangles up but Aaron counters everything Imanov has got! Aaron gets Imanov in a headlock again! Imanov switches out to a standing armbar but Aaron reverses that into an arm lock! Aaron pushes him away and then they both run at each other as they take each other down with a running collision! Both men try to recover on the mat as the fans go nuts!!
Steve White: This match is going from one side to the other! Both men look evenly matched but the Jr Heavyweight Championship IS on the line in this one and there is only one way to win and that is to you’re your opponent submit! Imanov is a studied submissionist but Aaron Kostan knows his way around a hold or two as well and is also a counter specialist so we really have an amazingly technical and evened contest to witness tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The New Empire really looking for something big here tonight but can Imanov pull it off? Kostan has been impressive and has shot to the top quickly since debuting on Mayhem while it has taken Imanov a little longer to become prominent but he has really, really impressed this month! These two rivals are gonna put on a classic tonight!
Aaron gets up and chest chops Imanov Chovesch a couple of times! Imanov drops Aaron with a big right hand then gets Aaron in a Boston Crab on the mat as he rushes to do so! The fans pick up as Aaron struggles in the hold! Aaron is able to crawl with Imanov to the ropes and grabs them getting a rope break! Aaron gets up as does Imanov and the match starts again! Imanov and Aaron lock up! Imanov knees Aaron once but Aaron picks Imanov up and hits him with a scoopslam! Imanov bounces back up and off the ropes then takes Aaron out with an STO! The fans are going wild as the action picks up! Both men get to their feet! Imanov hits a dazed Aaron with lefts and rights then bounces off of the ropes and swings a clothesline but Aaron ducks it and hits Imanov with a big swinging neckbreaker! The fans go nuts as Aaron gets on top of Imanov and locks in an STF! He can’t get all of it though as Imanov is ready for him!!
Steve White: Imanov Chovesch with really heavy assult and a submission attempt at every turn but Aaron Kostan is able to thwart him at every junction with amazing reversals! He just can’t get anything over Aaron Kostan tonight and no one has been able to recently! Kostan is a reversal machine!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are sweating, hurt and they look exhausted! We’ve seen power moves, running moves and submissions in this contest and it’s taking a toll! The first man here to show an opening or take a second will be vulnerable and lose this contest! These two really want to beat each other tonight!
Aaron picks up Imanov but Imanov instantly flips Aaron and hits Aaron with a catapult right into the corner! Aaron is busted open and bleeds from the side of his face! Imanov scoops Aaron up and plants him with a big scoopslam! The fans go nuts as Imanov Chovesch shouts out at the fans and gets Aaron Kostan in a big camel clutch! Aaron cries out in pain as Imanov applies more pressure but Kostan’s reversal rate is off the charts and he somehow picks out of it and pushes Imanov into the corner! Imanov hits the corner hard and Aaron takes a second before getting to his feet! Aaron gets up and Imanov gets pissed off as he starts hitting Aaron with big right hands in the head which knocks him down then he gets on the mat! The ref tells Imanov to keep it clean but Imanov keeps hammering Aaron in the head with his fists! Aaron starts to bleed more and more as he tries to fight out of it but brutal fist fighting on the mat seems to be what works in slowing Kostan’s countering!
Steve White: Imanov with big shots to the head of Aaron! Aaron Kostan is bleeding badly from the side of his head and Imanov is rocking him right now, dominating the champion on the mat!
Chuck Thompson: They’ve put each other through a lot in this contest and Imanov may have to resort to this in order to slow the champion down! This is gonna get worse for Kostan before it gets better because Imanov really wants that title as he warned Kostan he did last week on Mayhem! Shit, he’s really hitting him hard!!
Aaron headbutts Imanov off of him! They both get up and lock up again! Aaron gets Imanov in a headlock then switches to an armhold then back to a headlock then back to an armbar quickly all over a surprised Imanov! Imanov gets out of it and gets Aaron in a headlock but Aaron reverses it into a chicken wing! Imanov yells in pain until Aaron jumps up and dropkicks Imanov into the corner headfirst! Imanov’s head comes off the corner and he bleeds on the mat from his forehead! Imanov stumbles around and Aaron hoists Imanov up on his back then hits him with a running back drop! The fans go nuts as Aaron goes to lock something in on the mat but Imanov elbows Aaron in the face then stands up! The fans are losing it right now and Imanov locks Aaron in Perun’s Embrace! Aaron struggles! He can’t get out of it and goes red! It looks like he might tap but the expert reversalist switches out of it behind Imanov and stands them straight! He locks Imanov in an abdominal stretch! Imanov is the one struggling in pain now as the fans go nuts! It’s not for long though as Imanov breaks free and elbows Aaron in the face to the mat as both men fall to the canvas in pain and tired!!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: I don’t know what’s more effective in this contest! Imanov’s quick and powerful submissions or Aaron Kostan’s ability to constantly reverse anything that’s thrown at him! Bah Gawd what a rivalry! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: Aaron is looking hurt and Imanov is looking tired right now! These two have put each other through the ringer here as both men promised each other last week but only one can walk away with the Jr Heavyweight Championship!!
Aaron gets up and Imanov rams Aaron into the corner hard! Aaron coughs and splutters and stumbles around! Imanov gets Aaron up and plants him down with a heavy sidewalk slam! Kostan is down yet again and he’s gasping for air! Imanov continues to dominate the contest of power! He lines Aaron up from behind and begs him to get up!
Steve White: A massive slam to Aaron right there and Imanov is looking desperate to finish this one off! This could be the end right here!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi has kept good on his promise though and not one person has interfered in this contest! Imanov looking like he needs to end it right this second!
Kostan gets up and Imanov locks him in Perun’s Embrace! The fans are all losing it! Kostan is locked up and struggles in the grasp of Imanov! Imanov wrenches back harder and Kostan struggles and gasps! Kostan looks like he might tap as he thrashes around! Eventually Kostan spins out of it and stands them up going for a chicken wing hold but Imanov spins Kostan into a wristlock! The fans are going NUTS! Kostan sees Imanov looking at him to go back to Perun’s Embrace so he quickly reverses into a flip bottom and slams Imanov down on his back! Imanov struggles hard as Kostan wrestles with his legs! Eventually Kostan gets Imanov up and locks him in Kostan Crab! The fans GO WILD as Kostan has it locked in and Imanov yells out in pain!
Steve White: Aaron Kostan has the Kostan Crab locked in! It’s locked in! Imanov is gonna tap! His back is about to snap in half!!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov got reversed and Kostan is gonna retain! What an incredible contest!!
Imanov powers out of the Kostan Crab! The fans are all cheering for the action! Kostan runs back up but Imanov hoists him up! Kostan slips down Imanov’s back! He gets Imanov in a sleeper hold and applies it hard! Imanov struggles as Kostan tries to put him out but Imanov drops down and sends Kostan into the corner hard! Kostan yells out in pain as he’s holds his arm and torso! Kostan tries to get out of there but Imanov runs up and hits Kostan with a corner clothesline! Imanov grabs Kostan and picks him up! He puts Kostan up on the turnbuckle then climbs up there with him as the fans lose it with cheers!
Steve White: They’re up top! They’re up top! What the heck is Imanov gonna do here! How long can these two go in this incredible battle for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: What an amazing night! I think Imanov is looking for a superplex! He’s trying anything he can to finish Kostan here tonight!!
Imanov tries a superplex but Kostan hangs onto the turnbuckle with his boots! Imanov can’t get him up and Kostan punches him in the ribs! Kostan hoists Imanov up and jumps off of the turnbuckle! Kostan falls to the outside, hitting Imanov with an inverted falling style of his Finale finisher! Kostan hits the apron as Imanov gets driven down head first into the outside from the top rope! The fans LOSE IT with cheers as both men are down! Kostan lies out of it in pain on the apron as Imanov is on the outside below him motionless! The ref starts counting! 1… 2… 3… 4… Imanov twitches as Kostan can barely look up. 5… 6… Kostan rolls into the ring barely from the apron! 7…. 8… Imanov starts stirring and tries to get up but it’s too late 9… 10!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… And STILL the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aaron Kostan!
Steve White: He did it! Bah Gawd he did it! Aaron Kostan had no options left and wins this one by countout! I don’t know if the fans are too happy about that but I think that’s all he had left!
The fans give a mixed reaction as Kostan sits up with his title, hurt and exhausted.
Chuck Thompson: Kostan wins… Kostan retains… It was a straight up match like Rissi promised Kostan but Kostan didn’t make Imanov submit to win this contest so I don’t think this rivalry is gonna end here at Sudden Death!
The fans go wild as we see Kostan clutch his title to his chest breathing heavily while we fade out to a promo for Mayhem!
We come back to the ring where The Bullet Kunts video plays after ominous darkness and silence! The fans GO NUTS as the video plays and Ryan Morgan’s music hits!
Chuck Thompson: Bullet Kunts! Ryan Morgan! Bullet Kunts!
The Bullet Kunts video continues to play, as Ryan looks left and right wearing his Bullet Kunts shirt. The fans are going nuts as Ryan slides in the ring and grabs a mic!
Ryan Morgan: Ya better fookin’ believe who it is cunts! It’s the Bullet Kunt himself Ryan Fookin’ Morgan live here on Sudden Death just hours before he’s set to compete in the main event and become your NEW Hardcore Champion!
The fans start a Bullet Kunts chant!
Ryan Morgan: I’m not out here to fight for the fookin’ Hardcore Champion just yet. No, I’m out here to do what I promised I was gonna do and that’s reveal the first active member of the Bullet Kunts Legends group!!
The fans roar with cheers as Ryan nods along!
Steve White: The blockbuster Bullet Kunts phenomenon trending world wide at number 1 on Twitter and Facebook last week is finally going to reveal another member other than Ryan Morgan!
Chuck Thompson: I’ve been wracking my brains all week trying to figure out just who could be apart of such an iconic movement that is becoming The Bullet Kunts!
Ryan Morgan: There have been many legendary and iconic stars in the past but most of them were dog fuckin’ trash… There were very few standup guys but I went out and I fookin’ found one and he just so happens to be the first guy to join me in the Kunt Crusade! Ladies and Gentlemen… Please welcome… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
The fans LOSE THEIR SHIT! They go nuts with cheers as Wilmer’s music hits and Ryan points out to the stage! The music plays and the cheers get louder but after a while no one appears and the fans give off a mixed reacton!
Steve White: WHAT!?! Wilmer!? Wilmer is fucking back! BAH GAWD!
Chuck Thompson: That’s incredible but where is he, Steve?!
Ryan Morgan: Uh… Um… I said… Please Welcome… “WACKY” Wilmer Patacky!
Still nothing and we begin to hear a few boos, that is until the tron booms on and we see Wilmer appear on the big screen, sending the fans into a flurry of cheers and screaming again!
Steve White: Well… There he is! Wilmer Patacky on the tron!
Chuck Thompson: He’s supposed to be out here getting inducted into the Bullet Kunts right now!!
Ryan looks up at the tron.
Ryan Morgan: Wilmer! Where are you? You’re supposed to be out here with me right now doing the whole Bullet Kunt thing! Get out here man!
Wilmer Patacky: I-It really is amazing to hear all the fans cheer again and I was supposed to return tonight and would have loved to be out there with you Ryan but… unfortunately I can’t… Unfortunately I have sustained a serious splinter in my big toe and will be unable to make it down there tonight!
The fans give off a mixed reaction but Wilmer cuts in as Ryan looks unsatisfied.
Wilmer Patacky: Hold on! Hold on! I know, it sucked that I can’t make it down there tonight BUT I have found the PERFECT replacement for you Ryan! I have already prepared everything!
Wilmer points down at Ryan in the ring from the tron as the fans cheer!
Wilmer Patacky: That Bullet Kunt jacket you got on now! I left a note in there! Read it out aloud to introduce the member you will be inducting into the Bullet Kunts tonight! Read it Ryan! Read it and read it loud!
Ryan rummages through his jacket pocket as the fans wait on in anticipation! Ryan pulls out a crumpled up note and flattens it out. He looks at it and starts reading it as the fans quiet down!
Ryan Morgan: Towering in at five foot, ten inches. Hailing from the bright side of the moon. He is the champion of good? He is dashingly heroic. He's the best thing since...Handsome Devil? He is none other than...Handsome Devil Jr!? WHA!?
Steve White: What the heck!? Handsome Devil?! Handsome Devil Jr!? Who the!?
Chuck Thompson: I-Is he like Handsome Devil or Handsome Devil’s son or something? We haven’t seen that guy in 2 years now…
Wilmer Patacky: Handsome Devil II, Ryan! It’s Handsome Devil II, not Jr!!
Ryan Morgan: Wha!? I didn’t fookin’ write this, you did!
Music hits the PA System and out comes Handsome Devil II sporting attire and making similar to the original Handsome Devil. He walks out on stage and points to the sky as the fans give a mixed reaction!
Steve White: H-Handsome Devil!? Handsome Devil Jr? Who the heck is this guy? That’s not Handsome Devil, that’s for sure…
Chuck Thompson: I-Is that? Is that just Wilmer Patacky wearing a mask? What the fuck is this? This just turned from weird to weirder! Handsome Devil Jr? Really, Wilmer?
Handsome Devil II gets in the ring and Ryan looks on in confusion! Handsome Devil II shakes Ryan’s hand as Ryan shakes back reluctantly. Handsome Devil II takes out a Bullet Kunts T-Shirt and puts it on as the fans cheer!
Handsome Devil II: Ryan! It feels so DAMN good to be finally apart of The Bullet Kunts!
Ryan Morgan: Wi-Wilmer… What the fook are you doin’? I know it’s you under there!
Chuck Thompson: See! I told you! That is Wilmer under the mask! I can tell by that goofy smile and he fucking voice! What is Wilmer doing!? These fans were pumped to see his return tonight but instead he’s dressing up like Handsome Devil?!!
Handsome Devil II: Wilmer?! Wha!? It is I, Handsome Devil II! Wilmer couldn’t be here tonight so he gave me the call and here I am!
The fans realizing it’s Wilmer go back to a mass of cheers as Ryan waits for them to calm down.
Ryan Morgan: Wi-Wilmer… What the fook are you doin’? I know it’s you under there!
Handsome Devil II: Don’t be foolish! It’s Handsome Devil II – right here, right now, ready for duty in the BULLET KUNTS!
The fans go wild but Ryan just shrugs.
Ryan Morgan: So then… Handsome Devil Jr what do y…!
Handsome Devil II: NO! It’s not Handsome Devil Jr it’s Handsome Devil II! Ryan… I’m here, I’ve been sent to help you… Enough of this Wilmer, Handsome Devil Jr stuff, those are all just distractions and inaccuracies… It’s me – Handsome Devil II and I’m ready to cunt it up as a Bullet Kunt bay-bay!
Ryan looks on and the Wilmer chants turn to Handsome Devil II chants! Ryan grabs HDII’s arm and raises it as they both point to the Bullet Kunts logos on their clothes!
Ryan Morgan: All right then… Ladies and gentlemen… Please give it up for the newest member of the Bullet Kunts, greatest group of all time… Handsome Devil II!
The fans roar in approval!
Steve White: So uh… Handsome Devil Jr or Handsome Devil II is the newest member… and we’re just gonna pretend that it’s not Wilmer under that mask!
Chuck Thompson: Who cares Steve! Wilmer Patacky! Handsome Devil II… He’s back and he’s a Bullet Kunt! Bah Gawd what a night!
Ryan and HDII celebrate in the ring as we fade out to a Bullet Kunts promo!
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is 3 on 1 Gauntlet Match EHWF Championship!
Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… He is the EHWF Champion… Gods Gift to Professional Wrestling… Jason Dave!
Blood Red appears at the stage as he enters the gauntlet match. He has a few words with Gerry O’Shea who is behind him before he takes off his robe and makes his way down the ramp, ignoring the fans! Blood Red looks intense as he eyes off Jason Dave before getting in the ring! He jumps up on the apron and gets in, eyeing his opponent off!
Illa Isabella: And next… His first challenger tonight… Representing The New Empire out of Insidious from EHWF Uprising… Blood Red!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Blood Red, still looking a little red from Kostan and Rissi’s skirmish earlier in the night, creates distance from an aggressive Jason Dave who tries to bundle him up! They come in close and lock up and Dave instantly knees Blood Red in the gut! Blood Red gets a third then forth then fifth knee to the gut before he falls over! Dave isn’t messing around! He’s angry and he jumps up, dropkicking Blood Red square in the side of the head while he’s on his knees! The fans get behind Dave as he looks really pissed off!
Steve White: Jason Dave anger has brewed beyond the point of no return! Dave has been victimized by Sah’ta Thor in recent times as Thor wants to take out both Rissi and Dave and rid EHWF of UGK for good, taking Rissi’s company and Dave’s title in the process…
Chuck Thompson: This is just another unfair match made by Sah’ta Thor to get at Jason Dave and the Rissi Family but there is every chance Jason Dave could overcome here tonight however, whether he wins or loses, he is still gonna get beat up in this 3 on 1 bullshit contest!
Dave picks up Blood slowly but Blood blasts Dave across the face with a big right hand! Blood Red then boots Dave in the gut and grabs him, sending him shoulder first into the corner! Dave yells in pain but Blood Red knows he has a job to do so he peels Dave out of the corner and hits him in the face with another right! Dave responds with one of his own! Blood Red hits Dave! Dave hits Blood Red and eventually Blood Red drops Dave! Dave is down and the fans are on their feet! He picks Dave up and gets a shot in on his ribs before whipping Dave into the ropes! He goes for a clothesline on rebound but Dave ducks it then springs up to the second then third ropes and drags a flying kick across Blood Red’s face! The fans go nuts as they see a tooth fly and both men hit the mat!
Steve White: The Uprising Rookie Blood Red fighting it out for The New Empire here but Jason Dave too skilled and experienced to let him keep him down! This one is heating up!
Chuck Thompson: Jason Dave knows he has to end each opponent as quickly as possible because each second they’re in their hurts his chances of retaining! Dave leading with control right now but Blood Red has got some big shots in so far!
Dave picks up a groggy Blood Red! Dave whips Blood Red but Blood Red catches himself on the ropes! Dave runs at him but Blood Red ducks him! They run at each other but Blood grabs Dave and goes for a sidewalk slam! Dave picks himself up around Blood Red then gets over him and slides down his back! Blood Red is out wrestled as Dave gets behind him and then grabs him, hitting him with Shattered Dreams! The fans LOSE IT as Dave plants Blood Red with massive impact off the finisher then covers him!
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Illa Isabella: Blood Red has been eliminated from this Gauntlet Match! Introducing Jason Dave’s next opponent… Aaron Fredrick Hudson!
Hudson runs down and slides in the ring! There is no rest for the weary as Hudson blocks a right from Dave then boots him in the gut! Hudson rams Dave into the corner then starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! Dave yells out in pain as Hudson ignores the ref and uppercuts Dave in the chin instead! Hudson pulls Dave out of the corner and whips him into the opposing corner back first! Hudson runs up for a corner splash but Dave dives out of the way and Hudson eats the corner hard! Both men are hurt and down to a knee as Dave buys some much needed time!
Steve White: Aaron Fredrick Hudson coming back into EHWF – competing in a PPV after 2 and a half years now! Hudson found his way back to EHWF through Uprising but if he wins here he’ll be back on the main roster and champion of the world! Can he do it!
Chuck Thompson: That’d be some jump but Jason Dave is gonna try to do everything to keep that from happening! This is gonna be a brutal one for Dave who is looking tired and sore in the ring right now!
They both get up and Hudson hits Dave with a big right hand! Dave is bleeding from the mouth and he’s tired and bruised but he fires back, dropkicking Hudson down to the mat! Hudson is back up only to get struck with another dropkick! He’s back up and Dave goes for a third but it’s a bad idea as Hudson slaps him away! Dave hits the mat and Hudson levels Dave with a clothesline! Hudson then resorts to stomping out Dave on the mat until the ref shoots over and gets to the count of four! Hudson pulls Dave up by his hair and tosses him into the corner!
Steve White: Hudson trying everything he can to hurt Jason Dave because he knows he’s going to have to do a lot more to put him away…
Chuck Thompson: This may not be a fair contest but it’s a damn intense one! It looks like Hudson wants to put Dave away here!
Hudson runs at Dave but Dave jumps up and Hudson runs right into his boot! Hudson stumbles around and Dave runs up for a clothesline but Hudson ducks it! Dave turns around and Hudson knees Dave right in the gut! Dave falls over and starts coughing up on the mat! Hudson lines him up as he tries to get up and bounces off of the ropes! Hudson goes for his running big boot but Dave ducks it, spins a shocked Hudson around and hits him with Transcendence! The fans go NUTS as Dave puts Hudson down out of nowhere! Dave falls on Hudson and hooks the far leg!
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Illa Isabella: Aaron Fredrick Hudson has been eliminated from this Gauntlet Match! Introducing Jason Dave’s final opponent… Drake Coleman!
Gerry O’Shea runs down the ramp with Coleman and hypes him up! Dave is puffing heavily and knows he won’t get a second to recover! Drake starts to climb in the ring but Dave gives him no time! As Drake gets in, Dave starts hammering big right hands on his head! Eventually the big Drake Coleman gets in and shoves Dave half way across the mat with a big palm! Dave is back up and goes back on the attack with rights and lefts but Drake punches Dave in the gut! Drake them chops Dave in the head and sends him to the mat! Drake is more aggressive and screams at Dave on the mat as he stomps on him over and over! 1… 2… 3… 4… Drake stops at the refs four count as Dave bleeds on the mat and wails in pain! Drake pushes the ref aside and picks Dave up by his hair before planting a massive palm on Dave’s back which sends him to the mat, yelling in pain and gasping for air! Drake covers him!
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Steve White: I thought Drake Coleman might have had it there! So close! It’s Drake Coleman’s goal in life to once again become the EHWF Champion and restore his legacy and I think tonight is the best chance he’ll have of doing that!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t put Jason Dave down that easy but Drake is walking in to a softened up opponent and Drake is the angriest I’ve ever seen him!!
Drake shouts at Dave on the mat before picking him up once more! Drake sends Dave into the corner! Drake sprints at Dave but Dave dives out of the way and Drake hits the corner hard! Dave is winded and hurt but he knows he has to fight through the pain and does! Dave runs up, springing to the middle then top ropes and leaping off, hitting Drake with a big dropkick to the head as he flies off of the ropes! The fans go nuts as both men are down! They slowly stir to their feet but Drake is fresher and boots Dave in the gut! Drake grabs the hurt Dave and gets his head between his legs for Icon Bomb! Just as Drake hooks the last arm, Dave twists out of it and gets behind Drake! Dave boots Drake in the back and sends him to the center of the ring! Dave bounces off of the ropes but Gerry O’Shea reaches in from the apron and trips Dave up! This gives Drake enough time to run over and hit Dave with a running big boot to the head! Dave is down and the fans all get to their feet as Drake covers him!
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Fans: OOHHHHHH!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Gerry O’Shea tripped Dave up and I swore Drake Coleman had it there! Dave kicks out at 2 and a half! Bah Gawd what a match! I thought Drake had it dammit!
Chuck Thompson: Drake so close! Dave is in bad shape but Drake is losing his cool right now as he can’t put Dave away!
Drake screams in Dave’s face as he picks him up! He hoists him up for Icon Bomb but the fans go NUTS as Dave starts bashing Drake in the face with right hands while he’s up there! Dave gets off of Drake’s shoulders and back to the mat! Dave sees Gerry O’Shea up on the apron and he backs off and elbows Gerry to the outside floor! Dave then runs at Drake but Drake fires a big boot! Dave ducks it and Drake almost trips up! Dave counters it right into Transcendence as Drake turns around! Drake is down! Drake is down! The fans go nuts as Dave hits it on Drake and gets big impact! Drake is out on the mat and Dave goes down for a cover but Dave looks confused, as the ref doesn’t count! Dave looks up and Conner Creed and Daniel Keegan run in! Keegan dives on Drake as Creed jumps on Dave and they start beating them! Keegan hits Drake with rights to the face on the mat as Creed man handles Dave off of them and starts bashing Dave with big right hands to the back of the head! The ref tries to stop it but it’s not good and he loses control of the mat!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: As a result of outside interference… This match has been declared a no contest!!
The fans are losing it! Keegan is stomping out Drake as Creed is beating up Dave on the mat now! The fans are all on their feet!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The Sons of Chaos! The Sons of Chaos running in and ruining this one! They’re beating up Drake Coleman and Jason Dave! Creed and Keegan are gonna end them here tonight if they keep going!!
Chuck Thompson: The Sons of Chaos are here and they’re laying an ambush beating on Dave and Drake right now! I didn’t see this coming!
Dave and Drake are too beat up and tired to fend off the ambush! Gerry O’Shea bursts in and king hits Keegan from behind! Keegan and Gerry get into a fistfight but Gerry clotheslines him and Keegan over the top rope sending both of them crashing to the outside! Creed sees Drake on his own on the mat! Drake tries to stir to his feet but Creed yanks him up and hits him with a pull back Clothesline From Hell! The fans are all on their feet as things heat up! Creed walks over to Jason Dave on the mat and grabs the bloody and bruised champion by the throat, picking him up to his feet!
Conner Creed: This is it huh!? This is what I’m forced to watch!? NO MORE DAVE! No more of this bullshit! I don’t care what’s going on! I’M NEXT IN LINE FOR THAT TITLE!
Creed knees Jason Dave in the gut and he falls to the mat, coughing and spluttering as a bloody mess! Conner Creed backs off to the corner and signals around his waist as he smirks and lines Jason Dave up!
Conner Creed: GET UP! Come on champ! No Thor, no Rissi just you and me right here right now! GET THE FUCK UP! DAVE, GET THE FUCK UP!
Dave is coughing up on the mat! Creed lines him up and eventually the groggy Dave stands up! Creed bolts out of the corner and goes for Clothesline From Hell but Dave somehow has the wherewithal to duck it! Creed turns around, shocked as Dave spins a kick into his gut! The fans GO NUTS as Dave pulls Creed in for Transcendence but Creed suddenly hits the mat as Keegan reaches in from the apron and drags him out of the ring by his leg, saving him!
Steve White: Ohh! Snap! Keegan saves Creed from Jason Dave there and I’m shocked that Jason Dave still had it in him to keep fighting! This guy has been through hell tonight, look at him!
Chuck Thompson: Creed sending yet another message though and I guess that means he won’t be waiting anymore to get his hands on Jason Dave and the EHWF Championship! I wonder what Thor will have to say about that!
Creed and Keegan back up the ramp as Creed points at Dave back in the ring but Keegan stops him from going back down!
Conner Creed: You’re fucking dead Dave! That title is mine and so is your fucking career asshole!!
Jason Dave: I’m right here! I’m right here asshole and that goes for anyone!
Keegan stops Creed from going back down as he says it’s not the time. They get to the stage and Dave gets on the ropes with the EHWF Championship!
Conner Creed: Just you fucking wait! You think I care about what’s going on or any of your fucking bullshit! Fuck you, fuck Rissi and fuck Thor! I’ll take your fucking title and end your fucking career, punk!
Jason Dave: I don’t give a fuck! Anyone in the back come take my fucking title! You wanna come take my title that’s fine but if your wanna try end me or end my friends that’s a whole new level of me kicking your ass and that goes for you and fucking Thor! I don’t give a FUCK who’s out there! One, two three or more I will take you all on, on my own if I have to! Anyone wants this title COME AND FUCKING GET IT!
It gets heated but a beat up Blood Red thinks he can rush Dave from behind as he gets back in the ring! Dave gets off the ropes and drives the EHWF Championship belt into his head! Hudson is back in now and Dave ducks a running big boot from him then turns around and leaps up, hitting him in the head with the belt also!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! And intense showdown with Dave and Creed and Dave STILL fighting off The New Empire even after all of that! Dave is gonna pass out and overheat if he can’t get a second! Look at him!
Creed and Keegan look down at Dave in the ring who stands tall and holds the EHWF Championship up at them. We fade out to backstage!
We come into the backstage interview area where we see Sah’ta Thor watching all of the events that just happened with Dave and Conner Creed, on a flat screen. Lisa Caliber walks over to Thor in the space.
Lisa Caliber: Sah’ta Thor… You’ve been standing here, witnessing the last hour and what just happened both with the Gauntlet Match and with Conner Creed and Jason Dave and it appears things didn’t go your way yet again… You must be disappointed.
Sah’ta Thor: Lisa… I am disappointed but not for what I just witnessed. The New Empire’s attempt at gaining gold tonight has been futile because it appears not only have The Rissi Family/UGK alliance risen up against us but so have other factions and it’s become a mess.
Lisa Caliber: A mess, which many would argue that you have created…
Sah’ta Thor: I disagree Lisa, this is a mess in which Michael Rissi has created. EHWF – the leader of professional wrestling in the world shouldn’t belong to him. The EHWF Championship – the greatest championship in the world and the world championship of wrestling shouldn’t belong to Jason Dave... I am here to right these wrongs, Lisa and if that means the systematic destruction of any of these individuals for my personal gain then so be it!
Lisa Caliber: However, Sons of Chaos walked away with the Tag Team Championships tonight. Aaron Kostan walked away with the Jr Heavyweight Championship and Jason Dave just retained the EHWF Championship... It doesn’t concern you who wins the next match as you don’t have a dog in that fight so, how can you chalk anything up to a success here tonight?
Sah’ta Thor: That’s a close-minded way of looking at things and yet another reason why certain individuals don’t belong here in EHWF. Jason Dave is weak now both physically and mentally now knowing that he has a hundred targets on his back. Regardless of what has happened tonight, that EHWF Championship is mine and belongs around MY waist – not Drake’s, not Blood Red’s and not Aaron Fredrick Hudson’s! I remember back in 2012 seeing glory and I will bring that glory back to EHWF as I hold the company in one hand and the title of champion of the entire world in the other hand!
Lisa Caliber: So your pursuit o...
Sah’ta Thor: Lisa… Let me stop you there because we’re not getting anywhere with this mess of an interview... As I said there are two things that are mine that other people currently hold: The EHWF Championship and Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation… I didn’t use the rematch I awarded myself as GM last month so allow to use it now… The next event will be Meltdown and at Meltdown the main event will see Jason Dave defend his EHWF Championship inside the Meltdown Chamber Match.
Steve White: BAH GAWD!
The fans go nuts as they hear this while watching on the tron! Thor takes the mic from Lisa and stands in front of her taking up the frame!
Sah’ta Thor: There will be top and prestigious stars trying to get into the Mayhem Meltdown Chamber match in which they will try and qualify for... I on the other hand will use my self titled rematch clause and am announcing that I will be placing myself in that match as the first challenger in the contest!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The Meltdown Chamber match! The Meltdown Chamber match and Thor just inserted himself into it!!
The fans boo as Thor smirks into the camera. He drops the mic and walks off, leaving Lisa to pick it up and look on confused!
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is an Extreme Rules match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challenger… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!!
“Better Than You" begins to play on the audio system. Cheers fill the arena. Smoke starts to congregate around the entrance way. As it disappears, Ryan Morgan appears at the top of the ramp. He is wearing black vale tudo shorts and black MMA gloves. He has a green shirt on, reading "Better than you". Cadance walks at his side, wearing a really revealing red dress. He points to the ring and starts walking down towards it with determination, ready to get into the action. He kisses Cadance and then gets in the ring, removing his shirt. He starts to warm up, whilst talking to the referee
Illa Isabella: And the next challenger in this contest tonight… He is the Bullet Kunt… Ryan Morgan!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches its peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Making her way to the ring… She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Joanna, Zoe and Ryan all stand across from each other, ready and careful of what’s about to happen! Ryan slips out of the ring and Joanna and Zoe get their guard up! Zoe makes a line for Joanna and they lock up! They trade rights and lefts as the fans pick up! Ryan slides in the ring with a kendo stick and Joanna pushes Zoe towards Ryan who snaps the kendo stick into Zoe’s midsection! Zoe falls to her hands and knees and Ryan snaps the kendo stick over her back as she screams out in pain! The fans are going nuts! Ryan turns around as Joanna comes off of the top rope and nails him with a missile dropkick, sending Ryan sprawling across the ring! The fans are all on their feet with cheers as Joanna picks Zoe McDraven up and tosses her over the top rope to the outside! Joanna slides out of the ring and grabs Zoe McDraven by her waistband as she slings her back first into the barricade!
Steve White: HERE WE GO! Zoe, Ryan and Joanna out here brawling in this extreme rules match and it’s started with a bang! This is gonna be a huge contest Chuck!!
Chuck Thompson: Yes it is! Joanna has been impressive as champion so far defending against Drake Coleman and Savannah but the real test is here tonight as she has not one but two opponents to try and defend against and anything goes in extreme rules!
Joanna picks Zoe up but Ryan cracks a steel chair over Joanna’s back! Joanna falls and screams in pain but Ryan hits her again and again! The fans shrill at the sight of it and Ryan tosses the chair away before shouting “BULLET KUNTS!” At the top of his lungs! Ryan goes under the ring and pulls out a table! He sets it up at ringside and picks Zoe up. Zoe elbows him in the side of the head before he can progress any further and then she smacks his head off of the table! Ryan grabs Zoe and the two grapple on the table before Joanna picks up the chair and cracks it over Ryan’s back in retaliation! Ryan falls to a knee and cries out in pain but Zoe and Joanna both hoist him up by a shoulder and slam him through the table he just set up! The fans LOSE IT with cheers!
Fans: OHHHHHH!
Steve White: RYAN MORGAN THROUGH A TABLE!
Chuck Thompson: Morgan trying to go hardcore there but Zoe and Joanna momentarily working together to put Morgan through that table with HUGE impact! Morgan just got rocked!
Steve White: This one is gonna be bloody and brutal Chuck! Ryan Morgan lies in a pool of splinters and debris right now after that massive slammer!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe and Joanna still standing though and they’re about to go at it!
Zoe runs Joanna back first into the apron! Joanna cries out in pain but Zoe has other ideas and tosses her back to the floor! Zoe grabs a garbage can and smacks it over Joanna’s back while she’s down! Zoe tosses it aside and rolls Joanna back into the ring as she slides in herself and quickly covers the champion!
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Zoe is frustrated and picks Joanna back up, hitting her with a big scoopslam on the mat! Zoe thinks about covering again but Ryan Morgan is back in the ring and he’s pissed off! He wipes some blood from his forehead and we see that he’s brandishing a ladder! He drives it into Zoe’s back then holds it vertical and starts beating Zoe on the mat with the steel ladder with no mercy as Zoe begins to scream and bleed!
Steve White: OH SHIT! Bah Gawd! Ryan Morgan taking it a bit far and starts beating Zoe McDraven with that damn ladder! This guy has lost it!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan didn’t appreciate being double-teamed through the table and now he’s getting revenge with those brutal ladder shots! How long can these guys last in such a brutal match up! This is ruthless!
Morgan tosses the ladder in the corner then slides out of the ring! He pulls out some tables and the fans go nuts! He sets one table up at ringside then another one up on top of it as the tables reach the same height as the top ropes! Ryan slides back in and grabs Zoe McDraven! He tosses her against the ladder in the corner and Zoe screams out as it takes great impact on her back! Zoe starts to bleed now and Ryan corners her in the corner against the ladder! He climbs up the ladder a bit and starts hammering Zoe with right hands to the face! It’s hard to watch but Ryan doesn’t care! He goes for his tenth punch but Joanna is back in the ring with a light tube and smashes it right over Ryan’s back while he stands on the ladder! He screams out in pure pain as shards of glass fly everywhere! The fans LOSE IT with cheers and Ryan’s back is filled with wood and glass as he bleeds badly and screams! He comes off of the ladder and falls to the outside, smashing right through both tables he set up earlier, one through to the other as the cheers deafen the arena!
Fans: OHHHHH! SHIT! OHHHHH! SHIT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! Ryan Morgan! Ryan Morgan just had that light tube smashed over his back! He went flying through not one but 2 tables consecutively from that height! BAH GAWD THAT KILLED HIM!!
Chuck Thompson: Glass and splinters sticking out of Ryan Morgan’s back and that was EXTREME from Joanna just then! Light Tube attack and Morgan may be out of this one!
Morgan is buried in debris of glass and wood as he’s out of it in a pool of blood on the outside! Zoe walks against the ropes gasping for air but Joanna hits her with a Final Strike kick to the side of the head and sends her over the top rope, crashing to the outside! The fans are still going nuts! Joanna wants to end it quick and slides out of the ring! She has to take a moment to recover herself then she picks Zoe up by her hair! Zoe goes deadweight though and waits a moment before pushing Joanna into the steel steps out of desperation! Joanna comes off of the steps hard and all three competitors are down and hurt as the fans cheer!
Steve White: Zoe sends Joanna into the steel steps with a massive thud and I think Joanna may have hurt herself badly coming off of that one! Zoe with that massive impact might have taken out the champion!
Chuck Thompson: This match is freaking incredible! What a main event this has been to cap off an incredible night!!
Zoe eventually gets up and grabs Joanna, tossing her back into the ring! Zoe is slow though and comes in herself! Zoe covers Joanna on the mat!
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The fans go nuts as somehow Joanna kicks out! Zoe helps Joanna up to her hands and knees then lines her up! Joanna sees a steel chair in the ring and gets up, going to reach for it but Zoe grabs her and turns her around before hitting her with Shock Wave! The fans go nuts as Zoe hits it and falls against the ropes! Joanna is down! Zoe limps over to cover but Ryan is back in and he runs up, hip and shouldering Zoe hard in the side of the head, sending her flying across the ring! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Morgan! Morgan is back! Zoe might have had it there but Morgan at the last second sends her flying! I don’t think Zoe is getting back up after that!!
Chuck Thompson: That may have saved Joanna but now she might be in worse trouble as Ryan Morgan is lining her up for the win! This could be it!
Joanna gets up, still groggy! Ryan turns her around and boots her in the midsection then goes for White Stunn but Joanna shoves Ryan away before impact and he goes through the middle ropes and hits the outside! Joanna knows she has to act but she’s hurt! She slides to the outside and grabs Ryan in a headlock but he pushes her forward and sends her into the announce table! The fans start to roar as Ryan runs at Joanna but she dives out of the way and he runs into the announce table! Ryan holds his torso and turns around but Joanna hits him with Final Strike and he lands right in the center on top of the announce table! The fans lose it!
Steve White: Oh shit! The action has spilled out right here in front of us! Final Strike and Joanna kicks Ryan right onto the announce table! What the heck is she gonna do now!
Chuck Thompson: This match is freaking incredible and is beyond amazing but I’m not thinking what she’s about to do am I?!
Joanna slides back into the ring as the fans go MENTAL! Joanna climbs to the top rope and looks out at all of the screaming fans! She launches herself off through the air and lands on Ryan Morgan with a big flying elbow drop, putting him through the damn announce table with authority! Ryan Morgan lies in a pool of blood and debris of the announce table as the fans GO BERSERK! Ryan is out and Joanna is hurt but he cushioned most of her impact! The fans are losing it as Joanna tries to get back up!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! THAT KILLED HIM FOR REAL THIS TIME! JOANNA PUT HIM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AS SHE FLEW THROUGH THE AIR WITH THAT ELBOW DROP!!
Chuck Thompson: This match is fucking incredible! Sudden Death is amazing Steve! I can’t believe what we’ve seen tonight but this match is STILL going somehow! What a night!!
Joanna slowly limps her way back to the ring! She gets in but Zoe has had time to get herself back together and Zoe starts bashing Joanna with forearms! Zoe jumps up and dropkicks Joanna in the chest and sends her into the corner! Joanna screams out in pain! Zoe goes for a running corner move but Joanna dives out of the way and Zoe lands hard in the corner! Joanna buys herself a few seconds but it’s not over! Zoe and Joanna face each other but Joanna is still hurting from the elbow drop! Zoe knees Joanna in the midsection and she goes down as Zoe lines her up!
Steve White: This is it!
Zoe fires Shock Wave but Joanna ducks it! Zoe stumbles back around and Joanna dropkicks Zoe’s leg out! Zoe falls to her hands and knees but she’s not losing this one! She growls and crawls a meter over to the steel chair! Zoe grabs it while on her knees but Joanna springs off of the ropes at great speed and hits Zoe with Celestial Shot, kneeing the chair right into her head! The fans GO WILD as Zoe and Joanna are down! Joanna crawls over to Zoe and hooks both of her legs!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Joanna Isabella!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT DAMMIT! Joanna retains! What a match! What an epic battle that was!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t believe that one! Joanna retains again in what is possibly one of the best matches I’ve ever seen! That was brutal! That was ruthless! That was EHWF!
Joanna falls in the corner with her EHWF Hardcore Championship as the fans are going crazy! Joanna uses the ropes to somewhat stand herself up as she looks out and holds the title up high as her music plays!
Steve White: Well, that’s all we have time for tonight ladies and gentlemen! That’s was perhaps one of the best PPV’s I’ve ever seen but so much happened and so much is going to happen at the fall out of this night next week! I can’t wait for that! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
We see Joanna limping across the ring, holding her title belt high to the screaming fans as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Sudden Death! Tonight we have perhaps the biggest event of 2018 so far with an amazing card featuring the superstars of EHWF Mayhem! Tonight it all comes down to this as Jason Dave is forced to defend his EHWF Championship against The New Empire in a gauntlet match made by Sah’ta Thor himself! The New Empire and The Rissi Family have been at each others throats on Mayhem and last week shit hit the fan in more ways than one which also saw Thor take out both Dave and Rissi after an all in brawl at the end of the night! Will Jason Dave be able to overcome the odds and retain his title in this numbers game?!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that Steve but I am beyond pumped for the EHWF Hardcore Championship match which is taking the spotlight in the main event tonight at Sudden Death! Joanna Rissi will defend her Hardcore Championship against Ryan Morgan and Zoe McDraven in a triple threat extreme rules match which will not disappoint! Ryan Morgan was able to win a big one and qualify after making a big statement to Joanna and to make things even more exciting they all agreed to include Zoe McDraven in the match who has a history with Joanna, has been vying for a match for the Hardcore Championship and was jibbed out of the opportunity last week! Now we have a three way extreme dance on our hands and it’s gonna be incredible!
Steve White: That’s not all Chuck! We’ve also got the Jr Heavyweight Championship on defence as two men who have become quite intense rivals will go head to head in a submission contest! Imanov Chovesch will take on Aaron Kostan one on one with Kostan’s title on the line! These two have had words and encounters and have both talked a big game coming into this one but everyone has been anticipating these two fighting each other and I for one can’t wait to see these two fresh and exciting new stars go head to head!
Chuck Thompson: And to open off the night we’re gonna start off big with an EHWF World Tag Team Championship defence! The Sons of Chaos have had some problems with a lot of people on Mayhem and to add to that recently is the other fiendish faction on the red brand, The New Empire! Instead of chasing the EHWF Championship tonight, Sah’ta Thor will be going after the Tag Titles with Savannah and it has many asking why he would do this? Creed and Keegan on the other hand are ready to fight and send a further message to the Mayhem Roster! That’s gonna be huge!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen tonight! It’s gonna be huge! Let’s start the night, Chuck!
The lights cut off in the arena as “Invincible” by Two Steps from Hell begins to play over the speakers. A spotlight comes up on Aaron Kostan, still in jeans and a leather jacket. The music stops. He opens the jacket to reveal the Junior Heavyweight Championship beneath as the music continues. Kostan hastily walks down to the ring where he asks for a microphone.
The music cuts off as he looks out across the fans in attendance, many of whom are still on their feet cheering.
Aaron Kostan: Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats. Please, take your seats.
He waits as the crowd begins to settle down and return to their seats.
Aaron Kostan: Let me be the first to welcome you all to Sudden Death.
Cheers again rustle through the anxious crowd.
Steve White: Aaron Kostan here starting the night off!
Aaron Kostan: Let me also be the first to tell you all the truth. You paid for these tickets expecting to see some of the world’s finest wrestlers in their natural habitat, competing for the world’s top prizes. You came expecting to see the sport of the immortals, the sport of kings.
He looks up at the EHWF logo playing across the banner in the arena and chuckles.
Aaron Kostan: I am here to tell you that is not what you are going to get, and I apologize, but there will be no refunds. You see, tonight you will not get to witness greatness. In the first match of the night you will see Daniel Keegan and his partner Conner Creed, a man who has weaseled his way into the World Title picture by just hitting...everyone, defend the tag team championships against a tyrant and catwoman.
He pauses again, allowing the crowd to die down before continuing.
Aaron Kostan: Later? The World Champion is forced to defend his championship against three men because the aforementioned tyrant can’t find just one person capable of taking it from him, including himself. And of course, there’s also this…
He pulls the belt off his waist and holds it above his head before propping it on the turnbuckle and backing away from it.
Aaron Kostan: The contender for my championship? A Russian ruffian by the name of Imanov Chovesch. A man who claims to have honor...but we all know better.
A look of disgust crosses his face as he shakes his head.
Aaron Kostan: You all deserve better. You deserve to see the greatest contenders this world has to offer fighting the greatest champions, but you are going to get this crap. You are going to get cheaters, liars, swindlers. This company is rotten from top to bottom. They are all too busy with their own personal vendettas to fix this. I can’t fix it either...but I felt that I should at least come out here and apologize to all of you since no one else has the decency to do so.
The crowd sits mostly silent as the Junior Heavyweight Champion bows his head. He raises the microphone back to his mouth then just shakes his head and drops it. He goes to exit the ring, yanking his title belt off the top rope as he does so.
Aaron Kostan suddenly stops as he’s interrupted by Michael Rissi’s music smashing over the PA System! The fans go BERSERK as Michael Rissi appears at the top of the stage. Aaron Kostan backs back into the center of the ring as Rissi walks down the ramp and slaps the fans hands while they cheer!
Steve White: And what a away to start Sudden Death, both Aaron Kostan and Michael Rissi out here tonight and this is gonna be interesting!
Michael Rissi gets in the ring and looks at Aaron Kostan as both stare at each other somewhat apprehensive of each other. They both walk around the center of the ring for a moment before Rissi backs to the ropes and grabs a mic.
Michael Rissi: Aaron, I’m not out here to bark anything or rebut what you said or even to defend EHWF in that regard - I agree with you, you’re right there are cheats, liars and swindlers… but don’t make me out to be one of them…
The fans go wild as Rissi takes a harsh tone. Kostan doesn’t look all that impressed as he stares on at Rissi who gets closer with the mic.
Michael Rissi: You’re right, the fans do deserve better… They deserve better than seeing random attacks and ambushes and matches ruined all the time! They deserve better than seeing biased booking and bullshit matches! Sah’ta Thor really did a number on Mayhem. He fooled me and everyone else into thinking he had changed his ways, got to the GM position and then protected himself as best he could. Could I just fire Thor? Sure I could, with a little work and time all of his solidifications in all of his fabricated documents could be null and void with a very small and quick legal battle afterwards but that would take time and lead to a number of other issues… Thor has a problem with me and the company I’ve built - I know this has been hard on certain aspects of Mayhem but he wants to take me and my Family out and I’d rather fight him and his crew like a man!
The fans go nuts and get to their feet as they cheer for Rissi. Aaron looks around and nods in a slight agreement as he strokes his beard and waits for the fans to quiet down.
Aaron Kostan: But in the meantime; the fans, the competitors not involved in this little war and anyone else looking in from the outside have to suffer, right?
Michael Rissi: I agreed with you that the fans deserved better than what Thor has been giving them lately but I don’t agree that EHWF is rotten inside and out. We’ve got some of the best competitors on the face of the Earth! We’re the biggest global wrestling company in the world and Mayhem is one of the highest rating sports and entertainment shows of all time and anyone who disagrees or gives me some bullshit about their beloved Twitter or their shitty Indy promotion that they have to wrestle in part time because they’re not good enough - well they can get fucked!
The fans go wild! They start to cheer Rissi as he raises the mic in the air!
Michael Rissi: But back to what I was saying about Mayhem, Aaron. Thor wants me and my Family not only out of the EHWF picture so he can take over but he wants to take us out. I’m not ashamed to say that I’ll put EHWF on the line to protect my family and I’ll admit that I’ve got a motive for wanting to take Thor on head on instead of just firing him and that’s because I’ve gotta show him once and for all - not just for me and my Family but for EHWF and it’s future as well.
Steve White: Aaron Kostan bringing up some very valid points but Michael Rissi also appealing out here tonight to start Sudden Death off too and I can’t say that I disagree with either man right now!
Michael Rissi: I’ve seen your matches Aaron, you’re a quick riser and you got great talent but I know that a lot of your contests have been interfered with and you’ve been jumped or ambushed more times than anyone would like so let me make the promise now… whether it’s increased security at the entrances and me hanging around keeping watch myself, no one is gonna interfere in your match tonight! Your first defence of the prestigious Jr Heavyweight Champion is gonna be a blockbuster and it’s going to be a straight up match between you and Imanov! No interference, no ambushes, no New Empire, no Rissi Family or Sons of Chaos - just you and Imanov one on one in a submission match with the Jr Heavyweight Championship on the line!
The fans go wild as Rissi looks across from Aaron who holds the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt tight to his shoulder with half a grin. Rissi looks around at all of the cheering fans then back at Aaron as he nods.
Aaron Kostan: Well I suppose I should at least thank you for that Mr. Rissi, but that doesn’t fix the problem. One protected match is just a bandaid, a short term solution to one small problem. Do you even understand the irony of this pay per view? In sports, sudden death means that it is all about to come to an end. One team gets ahead and it’s game over. But this game you’re playing? Putting EHWF on the line, putting the prestige of your championships on the line is irresponsible, and is only drawing out this conflict further. I got here in January, so I honestly don’t even know when all of this began, but I feel like we’re still closer to the outset than the conclusion, and though you may not see it, it is your fault as much as it is Thor’s.
He pauses, but as Rissi goes to speak he holds his hand up and returns the microphone to his mouth.
Aaron Kostan: You can talk all you want. You can try to justify it, you can try to play the hero. Just remember that everyone is the hero of their own story. Only the reader, the outsider, knows the truth. Now, I have a match to prepare for, and you have security to arrange if you plan to stick to your promise. Are we done here?
Rissi looks Aaron up and down and nods before he smirks.
Michael Rissi: Whatever, Kostan - if that’s what makes you feel better then believe it. Nothing will harm you match as I’ve promised but just remember, unlike some people, I’m actually fighting for something and that’s a da…
Just then, The New Empire’s theme hits and the fans get up and go wild before resorting to wild boos! Rissi and Kostan look out at the stage as Gerry O’Shea and Blood Red from Insidious appear. Gerry O’Shea has a mic and he grins from ear to ear as the fans boo!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The night has barely started and now Gerry O’Shea and Blood Red from Thor’s Insidious offshoot group are out here and ready to cause a fuss! What’s gonna happen here!?
Gerry O’Shea: Ah Rissi… Keep telling yourself that aye. It’s just a matter of time before me, Thor and the rest of the fookin’ New Empire finally rid EHWF of you and claim this place as rightfully our own! And Kostan, you’re almost as dumb as Rissi is… seriously you two assholes both need a reality check. That title doesn’t belong to you Kostan, lets see if me and Blood Red over here can help you relinquish it to its rightful owner a lot quicker!
The fans get up as Blood Red and Gerry surround the ring! They then jump up on the apron as Rissi and Kostan look around and ready themselves! Blood Red is nieve and rushes in! Kostan isn’t taking any guff and Blood runs right into a European uppercut! The two start to trade blows and Gerry rushes in trying to come off of the distraction! He locks up with Rissi and Rissi beats him with big blows until Gerry boots him in the groin and takes control!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! We’re already seeing it here tonight! Rissi and Kostan are getting jumped by Gerry and Blood Red on behalf of The New Empire! They had enough of the talking and now we’re seeing an ambush involving the owner!
Chuck Thompson: Say what you will about The New Empire but this takes guts right now!
Gerry hits Rissi with a right hand and sends him into the ropes! Gerry manhandles Rissi and goes to toss him but Rissi reverses it and sends Gerry into the ropes! Rissi then runs up and clotheslines Gerry over the top rope to the outside and the fans go wild! Gerry tries to balance himself on the outside as he rages! The fans are cheering and Blood Red gets a thumb in on Kostan’s eye in the corner! The fans boo him as he hoists Kostan up on his back but Rissi runs up and Superkicks Blood Red right in the chin! Blood Red goes limp and Kostan slides off of his back, pushes him into the ropes then catches him on rebound and hits him with Finale! The fans go NUTS as Rissi and Kostan are left standing tall in the ring! Blood Red is out of it as Gerry reaches in and drags him out, helping him back up the ramp as they retreat!
Steve White: WOW! Rissi and Kostan! That was incredible! Gerry and Blood Red trying to make something out of the start of the night to give The New Empire a boost but they just couldn't get there! They picked the wrong two guys to cross tonight!!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi and Kostan exciting these fans and sending a message off of the ambush right now! Rissi keeping good on his promise to Kostan with that kick and his match hasn’t even started yet!!
Gerry O’Shea: Y-you think you guys are tough ay!? Just you BOTH fookin’ wait now, ya bints!!
Blood Red is at the top of the stage, still groggy but somewhat recovered as he tries to get back to the ring but Gerry stops him! Rissi and Kostan shout out at them and invite them back in the ring! Gerry looks pissed and disappears backstage with Blood Red!
Steve White: Not even at match one yet and we already get to see some great action here on Sudden Death
Kostan turns to Rissi who extends a hand to the Junior Heavyweight Champion. He looks at it for a second, then around to the cheering crowd. Finally he nods and shakes Rissi’s hand. He then backs off, jumps out of the ring, and walks back up the ring laughing and shaking his head.
Steve White: It looks to me like Kostan is wondering, “Did I just choose a side?”
We cut back to ringside where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is a tag team match and it is for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challengers… First up… “The Wild Cat” Savannah!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner also representing The New Empire… He is the Mayhem General Manager… Sah’ta Thor!
The lights go out in the arnea...
"THE WORLD IS BROKEN...WE ARE THE LAST CHEKING EMBERS OF FIRE WAITING TO...BURN IN...LONG BEFORE OUR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER BEFORE THEM...WE STARTED PULLING OUR PLANET APART IN THE NAME OF...PROGRESSBLIND AMBITIONTHE GREED OF MAN HAS DECOURED THIS EARTH... UNTIL THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT...WE WATCH AS TIME EATS US ALIVE...A GENERATION BORN TO WITNESS THE END OF THE WORLD!"
As the lights come back on, "Wild Eyes" by Parkway Drive begins to play over the speakers as a man stepped out onto the stage throwing his arms up screaming out into the crowd "MY TIME HAS COME!" before pounding on his chest as he makes his way towards the ring, he walks up the stairs and steps into the ring through the top and middle rope, hoisting himself onto the middle turnbuckle and throwing his arms into the air before jumping down.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… The Sons of Chaos… Introducing First… He is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Daniel Keegan!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… His partner… The other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Daniel Keegan & Conner Creed (c) vs. Sah’ta Thor & Savannah
The bell sounds and Thor and Creed are the first two to lock up in the center of the ring with Creed overpowering Thor into the corner early on! Thor tries to fight out but he’s not strong enough as Creed dives in and starts hitting Thor with rights and uppercuts to the chest and gut as he bashes him in the corner! After a few big hits the ref stops it and pulls Creed out! They come in close and tie up again, this time with Thor moving behind Creed! Thor pulls Creed in but Creed again overpowers Thor and grapples with him before hoisting Creed up and planting him down with a side slam! The fans get loud as Creed rushes over and starts to stomp out Thor on the mat, ignoring the refs orders to let him up!
Steve White: Conner Creed punishing Thor and playing this one a big dirty as he just stomps the shit out of him on the mat right now! The ref is calling to let him up but Creed ignoring him!
Chuck Thompson: Conner Creed is a brutal and ruthless fighter in that ring! We know that The New Empire and Sons of Chaos have had some recent problems with each other so there is no way Creed and Keegan are gonna just let Thor and Savannah walk away with the Tag belts here tonight!
Creed continues the stomping assault until Thor grabs his leg and trips him up! Thor gets on top of Creed and snarls as he starts powering Creed in the face and head with a mean ground and pound! The fans give a mixed reaction! The two men get up and Thor hits Creed with a big dropkick to the chest! Creed and Thor are back up only for Thor to send Creed back down hard with a big dropkick to the chest once more! Creed gets up, pissed off and he charges Thor in the corner! Thor yells in pain as Creed gets him! Creed starts to hit Thor with big corner thrusts! Thor is devastated and wide eyed in the corner as he gasps for air! Creed backs off and goes for a running corner move but Thor dives out of the way and Creed eats the corner hard! Creed falls down to his hands and knees and holds his chest in pain as Thor gets time to recover! Thor smirks and gets up to the second rope, diving off as Creed stands up and nails Creed with a diving axe handle right to the head! Creed stumbles back disoriented as Savannah reaches over and grabs him by the arms from behind! The ref sees and berates Savannah and Thor but Thor runs up and starts hitting Creed with right hands close up in the face! Creed breaks free of Savannah’s grasp but the damage is done! Thor boots Creed down to the mat and cuts him off from tagging to Keegan!
Steve White: Thor with that big brutal boot to Creed, stopping him from making that tag! Things are getting heated now as Thor and Savannah try a few sneaky techniques to chisel away at the offense of Creed!
Chuck Thompson: Thor knows that he and Savannah have to be careful and also think this one out at every step of the way or they won’t win!
Thor laughs over a hurt Creed and picks him up slowly, tossing him in the corner hard then following up with a running corner elbow to the face! Creed is hurting badly and Thor tags in Savannah as Thor pulls Creed out! Savannah climbs the top rope as Thor holds Creed! Savannah flies off of the top rope as Thor whips Creed towards her and she lands on him with a perfect cross body! The fans all go nuts as Savannah hooks both legs!
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Steve White: Savannah trying to put Creed away off of the tag team move there but Creed powers Savannah off of him! Thor and Savannah really working well together here tonight and Creed needs to come back!!
Chuck Thompson: Creed and Keegan are being out teamed here tonight and as this match has progressed I’d say that The New Empire have taken a rocky control so far!!
Creed tosses Savannah off of him! Keegan is calling for the tag and tries to encourage Creed over there! Creed stands up but Savannah gets him in a headlock! She feels Creed overpowering her so she switches it into a chickenwing hold! Creed struggles in the hold for a second before lifting Savannah off of her feet! She lets go of Creed and claws at his face! He lets go of her and falls to the ropes, holding his face in pain! Savannah runs up and snaps a clear kick into Creed’s gut as they dominate him! Savannah backs off and goes for a running move but Creed levels her with a big hip and shoulder! The fans pick back up and Creed is PISSED! Thor calls for the tag but as Savannah goes to run for the corner Creed gets in her way and hits her with a big sidewalk slam! Creed covers!
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Steve White: Creed is raging and he hits a big power move on Savannah and gets a 2 count! What an impact!!
Chuck Thompson: I thought Creed might have had it there but Savannah with great resilience and rebound is able to kick out and keep this one alive! Savannah doing great right now!
Creed picks Savannah up by her hair and smirks at Thor as he brutalizes her in the center of the ring with big right fists to her ribs and torso! She screams but Creed shows her no mercy, hitting her again and again and eventually kneeing her in the face! Savannah falls to the mat but Creed helps her up and plants a big palm on her back! Savannah screams in pain as Creed changes the tide! Creed holds Savannah by her jaw and flips Thor off as he watches on the apron! Creed throws Savannah with a big hammer throw into the corner! Savannah hits the corner hard and screams! Keegan holds Savannah up and Creed runs up, hitting Savannah with a running corner splash! Savannah is flattened as Creed makes the tag and the fans cheer!
Steve White: Creed and Savannah with a big tug of war with Creed coming out on top and now Creed gets the tag to Keegan and the fans are going nuts!
Chuck Thompson: Keegan is gonna come in and Savannah and Keegan are gonna finish what they started last week! It’s gonna get real!
Creed pulls Savannah out and karate flips her flat on the mat in position for Keegan to vault over the ropes from the apron and land a big leg drop on her chest, keeping his leg there for the cover after the tag team move! The ref refuses to count until Creed gets out and he does! The fans go wild!
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Thor yells at Savannah to get up! Thor is screaming at her from the apron and banging the turnbuckle cover! Keegan rubs his hands together though and shakes his head as he’s going to have fun with Savannah! She sits up but he bounces off of the ropes and runs a snap kick right into her chest that sends her back flat on the mat! Keegan then drops a bullying elbow drop on Savannah and covers!
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Steve White: Another 2 count and they just can’t put Savannah away as they start to brutalize and bully her in this big contest! Can Savannah fight for a comeback! Thor is screaming at her to get up right now!!
Chuck Thompson: Thor has made it clear that he wants no more failure from The New Empire and tonight they have some massive opportunities! Winning the tag team titles from the Sons of Chaos won’t be easy but they’re doing a damn good job of fighting them for them tonight!!
The fans are really behind the action of this one now as Keegan pulls back and lines Savannah up! Savannah gets up and Keegan runs at her, deploying a running big boot but Savannah somehow ducks it then runs for the ropes! Keegan gives chase but Savannah jumps up to the second then third ropes and springs off, hitting Keegan with a flying corkscrew attack! Keegan is down and Savannah dashes up! He tries to stop her but she gets to the corner and makes the tag before doubling back and elbowing Keegan in the face! Keegan runs into the elbow and Thor initiates the second half of the tag team move as he runs over on the apron and takes Keegan down with a big lariat! Keegan is down and Thor gets in the ring, sliding down to his knees and hooking both of Keegan’s legs!
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Steve White: 2 Count! 2 Count! Sah’ta Thor almost had it! He really wants this win and he wants these titles so he can shove it in Rissi and Dave’s face! There is so much in this match but both of these teams don’t want to let go!
Chuck Thompson: It’s been back and forth and the fans love it but I think Thor has finally got the upper hand back for him and Savannah in this contest tonight!
Thor picks Keegan up and knees him right in the gut! Thor goes for a power move but can’t get it and Keegan gets Thor from behind! Keegan props Thor up but Thor elbows Keegan in the face and lands on his feet before pulling Keegan in and hitting Keegan with a big snap DDT right into the mat! The fans are going nuts as Thor quickly covers!
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Thor doesn’t like it and argues with the ref! Thor goes down and picks Keegan up but Keegan thumbs Thor’s eye! Thor falls back to the ropes, holding his face and eye as the fans give a mixed reaction! Thor turns around and Keegan swings but Thor ducks it! Thor springs back and lunges at Keegan! Keegan sidesteps him and sends Thor into the ropes! Thor bounces back and Keegan runs a big boot right into Thor’s chest! Thor impacts the mat hard and he’s done! Keegan quickly makes the cover as Savannah screams out!
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Steve White: MASSIVE BOOT! Massive boot like a gunshot to the chest of Thor and somehow Thor still survives and kicks out at 2 and a half! Keegan can’t believe it! Keegan is looking on in shock!!
Chuck Thompson: That massive boot! What does Keegan have to do to put Thor away! Thor and Savannah fighting the best we’ve ever seen them tonight and The Sons of Chaos have clearly underestimated the challengers tonight! Keegan is confused! He doesn’t know what to do next or what will put Thor away!!
Keegan can’t believe it! He smacks the mat and grabs Thor by the hair! Keegan tosses Thor in the corner and tags in Conner Creed! Keegan hoists Thor up and Creed gets in and slings Thor up over on one shoulder as Keegan and Creed toss Thor halfway across the ring, sending Thor plummeting into the mat hard! The fans are on their feet and Creed shakes his head. Thor tries to get up to tag Savannah but Creed walks over and drives his boot down on Thor’s back and digs it in as he laughs! Creed picks Thor up and dishes out a right hand! Thor is rocked and falls onto the ropes, barely conscious! Creed runs up and boots Thor in the gut! Creed then whips Thor from the ropes! Thor rebounds and Creed goes for a lariat! Thor somehow ducks it with little energy! Thor dives onto the ropes and bounces off but he’s slow and Creed spots him! Creed and Thor run at each other and take each other down with a double lariat each! Both men are down as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Both men take each other down! Creed and Thor clothesline each other down to the mat hard and they’re spent and exhausted! Everyone in this contest is hurting as we go into overtime!
Chuck Thompson: This high impact contest has been going on for a while now and fatigue and pain is starting to set in but neither team is showing a sign of conceding here!
Thor jumps up and tags in Savannah! Creed does the same and tags in Keegan! Everyone is hurt and tired! Keegan runs in as does Savannah but Savannah ducks down and takes him down hard with Pounce! Creed sees that it’s all over so he interferes as he is less damaged than Thor! Creed jumps on Savannah and lands on her hard, stopping her from following up as Keegan rolls around in pain! Thor isn’t having it and he backhands Creed across the face as he gets up! Thor boots Creed in the gut and gets him in place for Parasite Eve as the ref rages at them! Every fan is going NUTS! Thor jumps to hit it but Creed stands up and raises Thor overhead, sending Thor over the top rope and crashing back first on the apron! Savannah is back to it and catches Creed right away as she rushes him and sends him over the top rope to the outside with a big clothesline! Creed hits the outside, the fans are going nuts but Keegan is up and takes advantage off of the distraction! Savannah turns around back to the center and Keegan hits her with KeeganKO! The fans lift up and give a mixed reaction! The give a droning boo as Keegan smirks and hooks both of Savannah’s legs!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and STILL the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Conner Creed and Daniel Keegan… Sons of Chaos!
The fans boo wildly as Keegan slides out of the ring with both titles! He helps Creed up and they back up the ramp with their arms around each other, titles in hand, laughing!
Steve White: Shit! I can’t believe they did it! Creed and Keegan pull a fast one with that ending skirmish and somehow Keegan wins this one for the Sons of Chaos to retain by the skin of their ball sacks!!
Chuck Thompson: I thought Thor and Savannah had it here tonight, I think they looked just a bit more impressive but it just wasn’t The New Empire’s night for the Tag Team Titles!
Thor shakes his head as he comes back into the ring. He leans down and checks on a recovering Savannah on the mat as he looks out at Creed and Keegan, laughing and celebrating in the boos on the stage! We fade out to a promo for MELTDOWN!
We come back to the ring where The Mercenary’s music hits on the PA System and the fans look confused as they start booing!
Steve White: Eh?! What’s this!? Isn’t that The Mercenary from Anarchy? I thought he was gone? What the heck is he doing here tonight?
Chuck Thompson: That’s him… After a dismal career on Anarchy I guess maybe he jumped ship to Mayhem or even got a trade… I can’t say I’m glad to see this asshole on Mayhem though…
The Mercenary adjusts his sunglasses and bandana on the stage as the fans flood him with boos! He makes his way down the ramp as they pelt him with garbage! The boos keep coming as The Mercenary gets in the ring with a mic but can’t talk as the boos and jeers get too loud.
Steve White: Why is this guy out here tonight? He might have been ok for Anarchy but he shouldn’t be anywhere near anything to do with Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: I agree… The fans hate this guy and I’ve seen him wrestle… He couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag!
The Mercenary: Yo! YO YO! Everyone needs to shut their fucking mouths because The Mercenary is here on Mayhem and that means there are going to be a few fucking changes!
The fans’ boos get even louder as The Mercenary smirks on.
The Mercenary: I am The Mercenary and I have secured employment here apart of the Mayhem Roster… What better way to debut than here on Sudden Death! This all considered… now with me here on Mayhem, certain things won’t fly as there is a new set of rules I’m imposing on EVERYONE on the fucking roster and if you got a problem with it you can all come and see me to get your heads kicked in!
Chuck Thompson: Get this asshole out of here!
The Mercenary: The Mercenary is here and he IS the new law on Mayhem! The first thing I’m gonna do next week is kick down Sah’ta Thor’s door and demand an EHWF Championship match THE SAME NIGHT because no one deserves to be the champion of the world except for me! But that’s next week… Tonight, The Mercenary will take his first victim! That’s right! I’M OPENING UP AND OPEN CHALLENGE RIGHT NOW! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
The fans pick up and start cheering for the upcoming challenge! They resort to pelting the ring with garbage as The Mercenary tries to shield himself!
Chuck Thompson: An open challenge to this asshole?! Bahaha! Who’s it gonna be!? Jason Dave? Conner Creed? Is Ryan Morgan gonna come out here and shut this guy up!?
The Mercenary: COME ON! COME ON! Anyone get your ass out here right now! I don’t care who you are! World Champ, Hardcore Champ, Tag Champ, Hall of Famer I don’t give a fuck just get your fucking ass out here right now!!
The Mercenary paces up and down in the ring and points out at the stage as he waits for a Mayhem Star to come out and fight him! He grows angry as the fans start to get loud!
The Mercenary: I don’t have all ni…
The lights go dim and we’re left in silence for a second before Aubree Celeste’s music this the PA System and the fans GO WILD! The cheering erupts in the arena and The Mercenary stops in his tracks and looks out at Aubree Celeste who appears on the stage with a smirk!
Fans: AHHHHHHHHH!
Steve White: What!? WHAT!? Aubree Celeste! Aubree Celeste! Aubree Celeste is out here! She’s back after being away from EHWF for almost a year! Aubree Celeste is back!!
Chuck Thompson: OH SHIT! Aubree is back after being away to have her baby daughter Aurora and now here she is making a triumphant return to Mayhem! I can’t believe it! She looks amazing! She looks great!!
Aubree makes her way down the ramp, slapping the hands of fans as she gets to the ring and slides in! She gets on the turnbuckle and waves out to the crowd! She gets down and makes her way back to the center of the ring with a mic as she eyes off The Mercenary who stares at her.
Aubree Celeste: Now THAT is what I call a welcome back! Damn it feels so good to be back!
The fans chant for Aubree and pick up with amazing cheers at the fan favourite as she looks out at all of them
Steve White: These fans are so loud!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree Celeste is looking great! So good to see her back!
Aubree Celeste: I’ve been waiting almost a year for this moment! Last year I took leave and almost 2 months ago now, I gave birth to Mazzio and I’s beautiful baby girl Aurora who has become the light of our lives!
The Mercenary interrupts!
The Mercenary: Hey! I didn’t come here to chat! I came here to put out an open challenge! Now I know that you’re not all that I warrant so why don’t yo…
Aubree Celeste: HEY! Shut up! I was talking and this is my first night back in a long time so I’ll be dammed if some idiot is gonna ruin it – you’ll speak when spoken to!
The Mercenary looks pissed off and rages at the other end of the ring as Aubree smiles and the fans go NUTS!
Aubree Celeste: It was amazing having my beautiful daughter with Mazzio but I’ve had my ass in the gym and training non-stop for 2 months ready to get back on Mayhem and show my Aurora what her mother can do!
The fans lose it at the announcement and return but The Mercenary’s patience has grown thin!
Aubree Celeste: While I was sitting at home I witnessed a lot of amazing and great things on Mayhem… but I also had to watch on at some really crappy stuff… Unfortunately, people like you are the cause of some of the stuff that really brings down EHWF and to be honest I have no idea why you came back!!
The Mercenary: How dare you! I am The Mercenary…
Aubree Celeste: You’re nothing… You bring down EHWF your boring and pathetic existence… I will end you. I will be your opponent tonight!
The Mercenary: HA! You!? You’re just returning! You’re not worthy of being my first Mayhem opponent…
Aubree Celeste: You don’t deserve to be on in EHWF let alone Mayhem. Are we going to do this or not?
The fans are all on their feet as Aubree and The Mercenary both look around at the screaming crowd!
The Mercenary: Get a ref in this ring now dammit!
The fans cheer as a ref slides in and Aubree and The Mercenary get ready! They go to either side of the ring and prepare as the ref checks both of them. Aubree takes her jacket off and gets down to her tank top for the impromptu match as The Mercenary tightens his gloves!
DING DING DING!
Impromptu Match: Aubree Celeste vs. The Mercenary
The bell sounds and Mercenary charges Aubree who ducks him! He turns around and Aubree starts hammering The Mercenary with big right hands! The Mercenary tries to get something in but he can’t as Aubree is too fast and she starts smashing him in the face over and over until he hits the corner! Aubree backs off and runs up, hitting The Mercenary with a running corner high knee! She pulls The Mercenary out of the ring and hits him with a snapmare in the center before she bounces off of the ropes and dropkicks him in the back! The fans roar with cheers!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste all over The Mercenary right now in this epic and unexpected return! I knew this was going to be a beyond amazing night tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree is looking damn fine I don’t know how I got along without her all these months, Steve! She is beating the shit out of The Mercenary right now tonight and these fans love it!
Aubree picks up the hurt Mercenary and whips him into the corner hard! The Mercenary wails in pain as she runs up and hits him with a massive corner spear at amazing speed! Aubree slips out of the ring and pulls Mercenary out by his leg, flopping him down on the outside floor hard! Aubree pulls him up and he tries to squirm out of her grasp but Aubree powers him into the barricade back first! The fans are going nuts! Aubree runs up and superkicks The Mercenary into the front row as the cheers get louder! The ref yells at Aubree to get him back in and she grabs him by the hair, whipping him into the apron back first! The Mercenary screams out in pain, barely able to move but Aubree rolls him back in the ring with a few seconds to spare!
Steve White: Aubree is dominating The Mercenary right now and she is looking as impressive as ever!!
Chuck Thompson: The Mercenary should have shut his mouth or stayed on Anarchy!
Aubree picks The Mercenary up in the center of the ring and presses him up high, hitting him with a quick and impactful Goddess Slam! The fans lose it as The Mercenary is coughing up on the mat and can barely move! Aubree shows no mercy though as she picks him right back up and flattens him with Beautiful Goodbye! Every fan is on their feet as Aubree destroys the weak Mercenary who is a coughing blubbering mess on the center of the mat right now!
Steve White: The Mercenary has no offense or defense right now! Aubree is just destroying this guy and I can’t say that he doesn’t deserve it right now!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree Celeste so impressive on her return and it looks like she never left!
The Mercenary tries to crawl out of there but falls short of Aubree’s heels. She picks him up by his hair and he almost falls limp. Aubree boots him in the gut and plants him down with Lights Out! The fans shrill at the impact and see that The Mercenary is a bloody unconscious mess on the mat! Aubree’s complete domination has destroyed The Mercenary beyond his limit but she continues to go and pick the limp and lifeless Mercenary up and hoists him up for another massive Goddess Slam! The fans are losing it but the ref runs in and steps in front of Aubree, calling for the bell and some EMT’s for The Mercenary!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner via knockout… Aubree Celeste!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Such intensity from Aubree, just dominating and destroying The Mercenary with ease and such aggression! I think everyone on the Mayhem Roster just got a tad nervous knowing that The Golden Goddess is back!
Chuck Thompson: The Mercenary needs medical attention now!!
Aubree backs off and raises her arms in victory as her music hits and the fans cheer! EMT’s rush in and check on the unconscious and bleeding Mercenary as we fade out to a promo for the Jr Heavyweight Championship – Kostan/Imanov feud!
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a submission match and it is for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The opening notes to the Polish national anthem starts to play as Imanov comes out from the back in a red camo jumpsuit. He snaps a salute at the top of the ramp before beginning a leisurely walk to the ring as "Jekyll And Hyde" plays while he shakes out his body in a show of intimidation and confidence. Once at the ring he walks up the steps and fixes his opponent with a predatory stare before climbing through the middle ropes. As soon as he gets in the ring he makes an Atlas style pose while a set of red and white pyros cross the ring. Before the smoke fades Imanov moves to his corner cracking his neck while waiting for the bell to ring. As he waits he strips off his uniform to reveal his red and white spandex wrestling pants.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challenger… Imanov Chovesch!
As the introduction to "Invincible" by Two Steps from Hell begins to play, the arena goes dark. A single spotlight races up the ramp and stops at the top of the stage. At the fifteen second mark the music cuts off. A hooded man steps into the halo of light before the music continues. Aaron throws the hood back, revealing his face to the crowd. He then walks down the ramp as the spotlight follows him, staring down the ring and completely ignoring the crowd. Upon reaching the ring, he quickly walks up the steps before wiping his feet on the apron and stepping through the ropes to prepare for his match as the lights come back on.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… “The Artist”… Aaron Kostan!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Aaron Kostan (c) vs. Imanov Chovesch
The bell sounds and Aaron and Imanov lock up! Imanov uses his power advantage to power Aaron in the corner but Aaron slips out and pushes Imanov in the corner with a mean elbow to the head! Aaron hits Imanov with big rights and lefts as he traps his rival! Imanov headbutts Aaron off of him and the two lock up again! Aaron knees Imanov in the gut and tosses him against the ropes but Imanov knocks Aaron down with a big shoulder block on rebound! Imanov picks Aaron up and plants him with a suplex! The fans go wild! Imanov gets Aaron into a headlock and demands that he submit but Aaron lifts Imanov up off his boots and plants him down hard on the mat with a back body drop! Imanov holds his back in pain but Aaron gives no mercy and drops a leg on Imanov’s chest! Imanov forces himself up as Aaron holds him! The two tangles up but Aaron counters everything Imanov has got! Aaron gets Imanov in a headlock again! Imanov switches out to a standing armbar but Aaron reverses that into an arm lock! Aaron pushes him away and then they both run at each other as they take each other down with a running collision! Both men try to recover on the mat as the fans go nuts!!
Steve White: This match is going from one side to the other! Both men look evenly matched but the Jr Heavyweight Championship IS on the line in this one and there is only one way to win and that is to you’re your opponent submit! Imanov is a studied submissionist but Aaron Kostan knows his way around a hold or two as well and is also a counter specialist so we really have an amazingly technical and evened contest to witness tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The New Empire really looking for something big here tonight but can Imanov pull it off? Kostan has been impressive and has shot to the top quickly since debuting on Mayhem while it has taken Imanov a little longer to become prominent but he has really, really impressed this month! These two rivals are gonna put on a classic tonight!
Aaron gets up and chest chops Imanov Chovesch a couple of times! Imanov drops Aaron with a big right hand then gets Aaron in a Boston Crab on the mat as he rushes to do so! The fans pick up as Aaron struggles in the hold! Aaron is able to crawl with Imanov to the ropes and grabs them getting a rope break! Aaron gets up as does Imanov and the match starts again! Imanov and Aaron lock up! Imanov knees Aaron once but Aaron picks Imanov up and hits him with a scoopslam! Imanov bounces back up and off the ropes then takes Aaron out with an STO! The fans are going wild as the action picks up! Both men get to their feet! Imanov hits a dazed Aaron with lefts and rights then bounces off of the ropes and swings a clothesline but Aaron ducks it and hits Imanov with a big swinging neckbreaker! The fans go nuts as Aaron gets on top of Imanov and locks in an STF! He can’t get all of it though as Imanov is ready for him!!
Steve White: Imanov Chovesch with really heavy assult and a submission attempt at every turn but Aaron Kostan is able to thwart him at every junction with amazing reversals! He just can’t get anything over Aaron Kostan tonight and no one has been able to recently! Kostan is a reversal machine!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are sweating, hurt and they look exhausted! We’ve seen power moves, running moves and submissions in this contest and it’s taking a toll! The first man here to show an opening or take a second will be vulnerable and lose this contest! These two really want to beat each other tonight!
Aaron picks up Imanov but Imanov instantly flips Aaron and hits Aaron with a catapult right into the corner! Aaron is busted open and bleeds from the side of his face! Imanov scoops Aaron up and plants him with a big scoopslam! The fans go nuts as Imanov Chovesch shouts out at the fans and gets Aaron Kostan in a big camel clutch! Aaron cries out in pain as Imanov applies more pressure but Kostan’s reversal rate is off the charts and he somehow picks out of it and pushes Imanov into the corner! Imanov hits the corner hard and Aaron takes a second before getting to his feet! Aaron gets up and Imanov gets pissed off as he starts hitting Aaron with big right hands in the head which knocks him down then he gets on the mat! The ref tells Imanov to keep it clean but Imanov keeps hammering Aaron in the head with his fists! Aaron starts to bleed more and more as he tries to fight out of it but brutal fist fighting on the mat seems to be what works in slowing Kostan’s countering!
Steve White: Imanov with big shots to the head of Aaron! Aaron Kostan is bleeding badly from the side of his head and Imanov is rocking him right now, dominating the champion on the mat!
Chuck Thompson: They’ve put each other through a lot in this contest and Imanov may have to resort to this in order to slow the champion down! This is gonna get worse for Kostan before it gets better because Imanov really wants that title as he warned Kostan he did last week on Mayhem! Shit, he’s really hitting him hard!!
Aaron headbutts Imanov off of him! They both get up and lock up again! Aaron gets Imanov in a headlock then switches to an armhold then back to a headlock then back to an armbar quickly all over a surprised Imanov! Imanov gets out of it and gets Aaron in a headlock but Aaron reverses it into a chicken wing! Imanov yells in pain until Aaron jumps up and dropkicks Imanov into the corner headfirst! Imanov’s head comes off the corner and he bleeds on the mat from his forehead! Imanov stumbles around and Aaron hoists Imanov up on his back then hits him with a running back drop! The fans go nuts as Aaron goes to lock something in on the mat but Imanov elbows Aaron in the face then stands up! The fans are losing it right now and Imanov locks Aaron in Perun’s Embrace! Aaron struggles! He can’t get out of it and goes red! It looks like he might tap but the expert reversalist switches out of it behind Imanov and stands them straight! He locks Imanov in an abdominal stretch! Imanov is the one struggling in pain now as the fans go nuts! It’s not for long though as Imanov breaks free and elbows Aaron in the face to the mat as both men fall to the canvas in pain and tired!!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: I don’t know what’s more effective in this contest! Imanov’s quick and powerful submissions or Aaron Kostan’s ability to constantly reverse anything that’s thrown at him! Bah Gawd what a rivalry! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: Aaron is looking hurt and Imanov is looking tired right now! These two have put each other through the ringer here as both men promised each other last week but only one can walk away with the Jr Heavyweight Championship!!
Aaron gets up and Imanov rams Aaron into the corner hard! Aaron coughs and splutters and stumbles around! Imanov gets Aaron up and plants him down with a heavy sidewalk slam! Kostan is down yet again and he’s gasping for air! Imanov continues to dominate the contest of power! He lines Aaron up from behind and begs him to get up!
Steve White: A massive slam to Aaron right there and Imanov is looking desperate to finish this one off! This could be the end right here!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi has kept good on his promise though and not one person has interfered in this contest! Imanov looking like he needs to end it right this second!
Kostan gets up and Imanov locks him in Perun’s Embrace! The fans are all losing it! Kostan is locked up and struggles in the grasp of Imanov! Imanov wrenches back harder and Kostan struggles and gasps! Kostan looks like he might tap as he thrashes around! Eventually Kostan spins out of it and stands them up going for a chicken wing hold but Imanov spins Kostan into a wristlock! The fans are going NUTS! Kostan sees Imanov looking at him to go back to Perun’s Embrace so he quickly reverses into a flip bottom and slams Imanov down on his back! Imanov struggles hard as Kostan wrestles with his legs! Eventually Kostan gets Imanov up and locks him in Kostan Crab! The fans GO WILD as Kostan has it locked in and Imanov yells out in pain!
Steve White: Aaron Kostan has the Kostan Crab locked in! It’s locked in! Imanov is gonna tap! His back is about to snap in half!!
Chuck Thompson: Imanov got reversed and Kostan is gonna retain! What an incredible contest!!
Imanov powers out of the Kostan Crab! The fans are all cheering for the action! Kostan runs back up but Imanov hoists him up! Kostan slips down Imanov’s back! He gets Imanov in a sleeper hold and applies it hard! Imanov struggles as Kostan tries to put him out but Imanov drops down and sends Kostan into the corner hard! Kostan yells out in pain as he’s holds his arm and torso! Kostan tries to get out of there but Imanov runs up and hits Kostan with a corner clothesline! Imanov grabs Kostan and picks him up! He puts Kostan up on the turnbuckle then climbs up there with him as the fans lose it with cheers!
Steve White: They’re up top! They’re up top! What the heck is Imanov gonna do here! How long can these two go in this incredible battle for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: What an amazing night! I think Imanov is looking for a superplex! He’s trying anything he can to finish Kostan here tonight!!
Imanov tries a superplex but Kostan hangs onto the turnbuckle with his boots! Imanov can’t get him up and Kostan punches him in the ribs! Kostan hoists Imanov up and jumps off of the turnbuckle! Kostan falls to the outside, hitting Imanov with an inverted falling style of his Finale finisher! Kostan hits the apron as Imanov gets driven down head first into the outside from the top rope! The fans LOSE IT with cheers as both men are down! Kostan lies out of it in pain on the apron as Imanov is on the outside below him motionless! The ref starts counting! 1… 2… 3… 4… Imanov twitches as Kostan can barely look up. 5… 6… Kostan rolls into the ring barely from the apron! 7…. 8… Imanov starts stirring and tries to get up but it’s too late 9… 10!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… And STILL the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aaron Kostan!
Steve White: He did it! Bah Gawd he did it! Aaron Kostan had no options left and wins this one by countout! I don’t know if the fans are too happy about that but I think that’s all he had left!
The fans give a mixed reaction as Kostan sits up with his title, hurt and exhausted.
Chuck Thompson: Kostan wins… Kostan retains… It was a straight up match like Rissi promised Kostan but Kostan didn’t make Imanov submit to win this contest so I don’t think this rivalry is gonna end here at Sudden Death!
The fans go wild as we see Kostan clutch his title to his chest breathing heavily while we fade out to a promo for Mayhem!
We come back to the ring where The Bullet Kunts video plays after ominous darkness and silence! The fans GO NUTS as the video plays and Ryan Morgan’s music hits!
Chuck Thompson: Bullet Kunts! Ryan Morgan! Bullet Kunts!
The Bullet Kunts video continues to play, as Ryan looks left and right wearing his Bullet Kunts shirt. The fans are going nuts as Ryan slides in the ring and grabs a mic!
Ryan Morgan: Ya better fookin’ believe who it is cunts! It’s the Bullet Kunt himself Ryan Fookin’ Morgan live here on Sudden Death just hours before he’s set to compete in the main event and become your NEW Hardcore Champion!
The fans start a Bullet Kunts chant!
Ryan Morgan: I’m not out here to fight for the fookin’ Hardcore Champion just yet. No, I’m out here to do what I promised I was gonna do and that’s reveal the first active member of the Bullet Kunts Legends group!!
The fans roar with cheers as Ryan nods along!
Steve White: The blockbuster Bullet Kunts phenomenon trending world wide at number 1 on Twitter and Facebook last week is finally going to reveal another member other than Ryan Morgan!
Chuck Thompson: I’ve been wracking my brains all week trying to figure out just who could be apart of such an iconic movement that is becoming The Bullet Kunts!
Ryan Morgan: There have been many legendary and iconic stars in the past but most of them were dog fuckin’ trash… There were very few standup guys but I went out and I fookin’ found one and he just so happens to be the first guy to join me in the Kunt Crusade! Ladies and Gentlemen… Please welcome… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
The fans LOSE THEIR SHIT! They go nuts with cheers as Wilmer’s music hits and Ryan points out to the stage! The music plays and the cheers get louder but after a while no one appears and the fans give off a mixed reacton!
Steve White: WHAT!?! Wilmer!? Wilmer is fucking back! BAH GAWD!
Chuck Thompson: That’s incredible but where is he, Steve?!
Ryan Morgan: Uh… Um… I said… Please Welcome… “WACKY” Wilmer Patacky!
Still nothing and we begin to hear a few boos, that is until the tron booms on and we see Wilmer appear on the big screen, sending the fans into a flurry of cheers and screaming again!
Steve White: Well… There he is! Wilmer Patacky on the tron!
Chuck Thompson: He’s supposed to be out here getting inducted into the Bullet Kunts right now!!
Ryan looks up at the tron.
Ryan Morgan: Wilmer! Where are you? You’re supposed to be out here with me right now doing the whole Bullet Kunt thing! Get out here man!
Wilmer Patacky: I-It really is amazing to hear all the fans cheer again and I was supposed to return tonight and would have loved to be out there with you Ryan but… unfortunately I can’t… Unfortunately I have sustained a serious splinter in my big toe and will be unable to make it down there tonight!
The fans give off a mixed reaction but Wilmer cuts in as Ryan looks unsatisfied.
Wilmer Patacky: Hold on! Hold on! I know, it sucked that I can’t make it down there tonight BUT I have found the PERFECT replacement for you Ryan! I have already prepared everything!
Wilmer points down at Ryan in the ring from the tron as the fans cheer!
Wilmer Patacky: That Bullet Kunt jacket you got on now! I left a note in there! Read it out aloud to introduce the member you will be inducting into the Bullet Kunts tonight! Read it Ryan! Read it and read it loud!
Ryan rummages through his jacket pocket as the fans wait on in anticipation! Ryan pulls out a crumpled up note and flattens it out. He looks at it and starts reading it as the fans quiet down!
Ryan Morgan: Towering in at five foot, ten inches. Hailing from the bright side of the moon. He is the champion of good? He is dashingly heroic. He's the best thing since...Handsome Devil? He is none other than...Handsome Devil Jr!? WHA!?
Steve White: What the heck!? Handsome Devil?! Handsome Devil Jr!? Who the!?
Chuck Thompson: I-Is he like Handsome Devil or Handsome Devil’s son or something? We haven’t seen that guy in 2 years now…
Wilmer Patacky: Handsome Devil II, Ryan! It’s Handsome Devil II, not Jr!!
Ryan Morgan: Wha!? I didn’t fookin’ write this, you did!
Music hits the PA System and out comes Handsome Devil II sporting attire and making similar to the original Handsome Devil. He walks out on stage and points to the sky as the fans give a mixed reaction!
Steve White: H-Handsome Devil!? Handsome Devil Jr? Who the heck is this guy? That’s not Handsome Devil, that’s for sure…
Chuck Thompson: I-Is that? Is that just Wilmer Patacky wearing a mask? What the fuck is this? This just turned from weird to weirder! Handsome Devil Jr? Really, Wilmer?
Handsome Devil II gets in the ring and Ryan looks on in confusion! Handsome Devil II shakes Ryan’s hand as Ryan shakes back reluctantly. Handsome Devil II takes out a Bullet Kunts T-Shirt and puts it on as the fans cheer!
Handsome Devil II: Ryan! It feels so DAMN good to be finally apart of The Bullet Kunts!
Ryan Morgan: Wi-Wilmer… What the fook are you doin’? I know it’s you under there!
Chuck Thompson: See! I told you! That is Wilmer under the mask! I can tell by that goofy smile and he fucking voice! What is Wilmer doing!? These fans were pumped to see his return tonight but instead he’s dressing up like Handsome Devil?!!
Handsome Devil II: Wilmer?! Wha!? It is I, Handsome Devil II! Wilmer couldn’t be here tonight so he gave me the call and here I am!
The fans realizing it’s Wilmer go back to a mass of cheers as Ryan waits for them to calm down.
Ryan Morgan: Wi-Wilmer… What the fook are you doin’? I know it’s you under there!
Handsome Devil II: Don’t be foolish! It’s Handsome Devil II – right here, right now, ready for duty in the BULLET KUNTS!
The fans go wild but Ryan just shrugs.
Ryan Morgan: So then… Handsome Devil Jr what do y…!
Handsome Devil II: NO! It’s not Handsome Devil Jr it’s Handsome Devil II! Ryan… I’m here, I’ve been sent to help you… Enough of this Wilmer, Handsome Devil Jr stuff, those are all just distractions and inaccuracies… It’s me – Handsome Devil II and I’m ready to cunt it up as a Bullet Kunt bay-bay!
Ryan looks on and the Wilmer chants turn to Handsome Devil II chants! Ryan grabs HDII’s arm and raises it as they both point to the Bullet Kunts logos on their clothes!
Ryan Morgan: All right then… Ladies and gentlemen… Please give it up for the newest member of the Bullet Kunts, greatest group of all time… Handsome Devil II!
The fans roar in approval!
Steve White: So uh… Handsome Devil Jr or Handsome Devil II is the newest member… and we’re just gonna pretend that it’s not Wilmer under that mask!
Chuck Thompson: Who cares Steve! Wilmer Patacky! Handsome Devil II… He’s back and he’s a Bullet Kunt! Bah Gawd what a night!
Ryan and HDII celebrate in the ring as we fade out to a Bullet Kunts promo!
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is 3 on 1 Gauntlet Match EHWF Championship!
Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… He is the EHWF Champion… Gods Gift to Professional Wrestling… Jason Dave!
Blood Red appears at the stage as he enters the gauntlet match. He has a few words with Gerry O’Shea who is behind him before he takes off his robe and makes his way down the ramp, ignoring the fans! Blood Red looks intense as he eyes off Jason Dave before getting in the ring! He jumps up on the apron and gets in, eyeing his opponent off!
Illa Isabella: And next… His first challenger tonight… Representing The New Empire out of Insidious from EHWF Uprising… Blood Red!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Jason Dave (c) vs. Blood Red & Aaron Fredrick Hudson & Drake Coleman
The bell sounds and Blood Red, still looking a little red from Kostan and Rissi’s skirmish earlier in the night, creates distance from an aggressive Jason Dave who tries to bundle him up! They come in close and lock up and Dave instantly knees Blood Red in the gut! Blood Red gets a third then forth then fifth knee to the gut before he falls over! Dave isn’t messing around! He’s angry and he jumps up, dropkicking Blood Red square in the side of the head while he’s on his knees! The fans get behind Dave as he looks really pissed off!
Steve White: Jason Dave anger has brewed beyond the point of no return! Dave has been victimized by Sah’ta Thor in recent times as Thor wants to take out both Rissi and Dave and rid EHWF of UGK for good, taking Rissi’s company and Dave’s title in the process…
Chuck Thompson: This is just another unfair match made by Sah’ta Thor to get at Jason Dave and the Rissi Family but there is every chance Jason Dave could overcome here tonight however, whether he wins or loses, he is still gonna get beat up in this 3 on 1 bullshit contest!
Dave picks up Blood slowly but Blood blasts Dave across the face with a big right hand! Blood Red then boots Dave in the gut and grabs him, sending him shoulder first into the corner! Dave yells in pain but Blood Red knows he has a job to do so he peels Dave out of the corner and hits him in the face with another right! Dave responds with one of his own! Blood Red hits Dave! Dave hits Blood Red and eventually Blood Red drops Dave! Dave is down and the fans are on their feet! He picks Dave up and gets a shot in on his ribs before whipping Dave into the ropes! He goes for a clothesline on rebound but Dave ducks it then springs up to the second then third ropes and drags a flying kick across Blood Red’s face! The fans go nuts as they see a tooth fly and both men hit the mat!
Steve White: The Uprising Rookie Blood Red fighting it out for The New Empire here but Jason Dave too skilled and experienced to let him keep him down! This one is heating up!
Chuck Thompson: Jason Dave knows he has to end each opponent as quickly as possible because each second they’re in their hurts his chances of retaining! Dave leading with control right now but Blood Red has got some big shots in so far!
Dave picks up a groggy Blood Red! Dave whips Blood Red but Blood Red catches himself on the ropes! Dave runs at him but Blood Red ducks him! They run at each other but Blood grabs Dave and goes for a sidewalk slam! Dave picks himself up around Blood Red then gets over him and slides down his back! Blood Red is out wrestled as Dave gets behind him and then grabs him, hitting him with Shattered Dreams! The fans LOSE IT as Dave plants Blood Red with massive impact off the finisher then covers him!
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Illa Isabella: Blood Red has been eliminated from this Gauntlet Match! Introducing Jason Dave’s next opponent… Aaron Fredrick Hudson!
Hudson runs down and slides in the ring! There is no rest for the weary as Hudson blocks a right from Dave then boots him in the gut! Hudson rams Dave into the corner then starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! Dave yells out in pain as Hudson ignores the ref and uppercuts Dave in the chin instead! Hudson pulls Dave out of the corner and whips him into the opposing corner back first! Hudson runs up for a corner splash but Dave dives out of the way and Hudson eats the corner hard! Both men are hurt and down to a knee as Dave buys some much needed time!
Steve White: Aaron Fredrick Hudson coming back into EHWF – competing in a PPV after 2 and a half years now! Hudson found his way back to EHWF through Uprising but if he wins here he’ll be back on the main roster and champion of the world! Can he do it!
Chuck Thompson: That’d be some jump but Jason Dave is gonna try to do everything to keep that from happening! This is gonna be a brutal one for Dave who is looking tired and sore in the ring right now!
They both get up and Hudson hits Dave with a big right hand! Dave is bleeding from the mouth and he’s tired and bruised but he fires back, dropkicking Hudson down to the mat! Hudson is back up only to get struck with another dropkick! He’s back up and Dave goes for a third but it’s a bad idea as Hudson slaps him away! Dave hits the mat and Hudson levels Dave with a clothesline! Hudson then resorts to stomping out Dave on the mat until the ref shoots over and gets to the count of four! Hudson pulls Dave up by his hair and tosses him into the corner!
Steve White: Hudson trying everything he can to hurt Jason Dave because he knows he’s going to have to do a lot more to put him away…
Chuck Thompson: This may not be a fair contest but it’s a damn intense one! It looks like Hudson wants to put Dave away here!
Hudson runs at Dave but Dave jumps up and Hudson runs right into his boot! Hudson stumbles around and Dave runs up for a clothesline but Hudson ducks it! Dave turns around and Hudson knees Dave right in the gut! Dave falls over and starts coughing up on the mat! Hudson lines him up as he tries to get up and bounces off of the ropes! Hudson goes for his running big boot but Dave ducks it, spins a shocked Hudson around and hits him with Transcendence! The fans go NUTS as Dave puts Hudson down out of nowhere! Dave falls on Hudson and hooks the far leg!
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Illa Isabella: Aaron Fredrick Hudson has been eliminated from this Gauntlet Match! Introducing Jason Dave’s final opponent… Drake Coleman!
Gerry O’Shea runs down the ramp with Coleman and hypes him up! Dave is puffing heavily and knows he won’t get a second to recover! Drake starts to climb in the ring but Dave gives him no time! As Drake gets in, Dave starts hammering big right hands on his head! Eventually the big Drake Coleman gets in and shoves Dave half way across the mat with a big palm! Dave is back up and goes back on the attack with rights and lefts but Drake punches Dave in the gut! Drake them chops Dave in the head and sends him to the mat! Drake is more aggressive and screams at Dave on the mat as he stomps on him over and over! 1… 2… 3… 4… Drake stops at the refs four count as Dave bleeds on the mat and wails in pain! Drake pushes the ref aside and picks Dave up by his hair before planting a massive palm on Dave’s back which sends him to the mat, yelling in pain and gasping for air! Drake covers him!
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Steve White: I thought Drake Coleman might have had it there! So close! It’s Drake Coleman’s goal in life to once again become the EHWF Champion and restore his legacy and I think tonight is the best chance he’ll have of doing that!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t put Jason Dave down that easy but Drake is walking in to a softened up opponent and Drake is the angriest I’ve ever seen him!!
Drake shouts at Dave on the mat before picking him up once more! Drake sends Dave into the corner! Drake sprints at Dave but Dave dives out of the way and Drake hits the corner hard! Dave is winded and hurt but he knows he has to fight through the pain and does! Dave runs up, springing to the middle then top ropes and leaping off, hitting Drake with a big dropkick to the head as he flies off of the ropes! The fans go nuts as both men are down! They slowly stir to their feet but Drake is fresher and boots Dave in the gut! Drake grabs the hurt Dave and gets his head between his legs for Icon Bomb! Just as Drake hooks the last arm, Dave twists out of it and gets behind Drake! Dave boots Drake in the back and sends him to the center of the ring! Dave bounces off of the ropes but Gerry O’Shea reaches in from the apron and trips Dave up! This gives Drake enough time to run over and hit Dave with a running big boot to the head! Dave is down and the fans all get to their feet as Drake covers him!
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Fans: OOHHHHHH!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Gerry O’Shea tripped Dave up and I swore Drake Coleman had it there! Dave kicks out at 2 and a half! Bah Gawd what a match! I thought Drake had it dammit!
Chuck Thompson: Drake so close! Dave is in bad shape but Drake is losing his cool right now as he can’t put Dave away!
Drake screams in Dave’s face as he picks him up! He hoists him up for Icon Bomb but the fans go NUTS as Dave starts bashing Drake in the face with right hands while he’s up there! Dave gets off of Drake’s shoulders and back to the mat! Dave sees Gerry O’Shea up on the apron and he backs off and elbows Gerry to the outside floor! Dave then runs at Drake but Drake fires a big boot! Dave ducks it and Drake almost trips up! Dave counters it right into Transcendence as Drake turns around! Drake is down! Drake is down! The fans go nuts as Dave hits it on Drake and gets big impact! Drake is out on the mat and Dave goes down for a cover but Dave looks confused, as the ref doesn’t count! Dave looks up and Conner Creed and Daniel Keegan run in! Keegan dives on Drake as Creed jumps on Dave and they start beating them! Keegan hits Drake with rights to the face on the mat as Creed man handles Dave off of them and starts bashing Dave with big right hands to the back of the head! The ref tries to stop it but it’s not good and he loses control of the mat!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: As a result of outside interference… This match has been declared a no contest!!
The fans are losing it! Keegan is stomping out Drake as Creed is beating up Dave on the mat now! The fans are all on their feet!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The Sons of Chaos! The Sons of Chaos running in and ruining this one! They’re beating up Drake Coleman and Jason Dave! Creed and Keegan are gonna end them here tonight if they keep going!!
Chuck Thompson: The Sons of Chaos are here and they’re laying an ambush beating on Dave and Drake right now! I didn’t see this coming!
Dave and Drake are too beat up and tired to fend off the ambush! Gerry O’Shea bursts in and king hits Keegan from behind! Keegan and Gerry get into a fistfight but Gerry clotheslines him and Keegan over the top rope sending both of them crashing to the outside! Creed sees Drake on his own on the mat! Drake tries to stir to his feet but Creed yanks him up and hits him with a pull back Clothesline From Hell! The fans are all on their feet as things heat up! Creed walks over to Jason Dave on the mat and grabs the bloody and bruised champion by the throat, picking him up to his feet!
Conner Creed: This is it huh!? This is what I’m forced to watch!? NO MORE DAVE! No more of this bullshit! I don’t care what’s going on! I’M NEXT IN LINE FOR THAT TITLE!
Creed knees Jason Dave in the gut and he falls to the mat, coughing and spluttering as a bloody mess! Conner Creed backs off to the corner and signals around his waist as he smirks and lines Jason Dave up!
Conner Creed: GET UP! Come on champ! No Thor, no Rissi just you and me right here right now! GET THE FUCK UP! DAVE, GET THE FUCK UP!
Dave is coughing up on the mat! Creed lines him up and eventually the groggy Dave stands up! Creed bolts out of the corner and goes for Clothesline From Hell but Dave somehow has the wherewithal to duck it! Creed turns around, shocked as Dave spins a kick into his gut! The fans GO NUTS as Dave pulls Creed in for Transcendence but Creed suddenly hits the mat as Keegan reaches in from the apron and drags him out of the ring by his leg, saving him!
Steve White: Ohh! Snap! Keegan saves Creed from Jason Dave there and I’m shocked that Jason Dave still had it in him to keep fighting! This guy has been through hell tonight, look at him!
Chuck Thompson: Creed sending yet another message though and I guess that means he won’t be waiting anymore to get his hands on Jason Dave and the EHWF Championship! I wonder what Thor will have to say about that!
Creed and Keegan back up the ramp as Creed points at Dave back in the ring but Keegan stops him from going back down!
Conner Creed: You’re fucking dead Dave! That title is mine and so is your fucking career asshole!!
Jason Dave: I’m right here! I’m right here asshole and that goes for anyone!
Keegan stops Creed from going back down as he says it’s not the time. They get to the stage and Dave gets on the ropes with the EHWF Championship!
Conner Creed: Just you fucking wait! You think I care about what’s going on or any of your fucking bullshit! Fuck you, fuck Rissi and fuck Thor! I’ll take your fucking title and end your fucking career, punk!
Jason Dave: I don’t give a fuck! Anyone in the back come take my fucking title! You wanna come take my title that’s fine but if your wanna try end me or end my friends that’s a whole new level of me kicking your ass and that goes for you and fucking Thor! I don’t give a FUCK who’s out there! One, two three or more I will take you all on, on my own if I have to! Anyone wants this title COME AND FUCKING GET IT!
It gets heated but a beat up Blood Red thinks he can rush Dave from behind as he gets back in the ring! Dave gets off the ropes and drives the EHWF Championship belt into his head! Hudson is back in now and Dave ducks a running big boot from him then turns around and leaps up, hitting him in the head with the belt also!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! And intense showdown with Dave and Creed and Dave STILL fighting off The New Empire even after all of that! Dave is gonna pass out and overheat if he can’t get a second! Look at him!
Creed and Keegan look down at Dave in the ring who stands tall and holds the EHWF Championship up at them. We fade out to backstage!
We come into the backstage interview area where we see Sah’ta Thor watching all of the events that just happened with Dave and Conner Creed, on a flat screen. Lisa Caliber walks over to Thor in the space.
Lisa Caliber: Sah’ta Thor… You’ve been standing here, witnessing the last hour and what just happened both with the Gauntlet Match and with Conner Creed and Jason Dave and it appears things didn’t go your way yet again… You must be disappointed.
Sah’ta Thor: Lisa… I am disappointed but not for what I just witnessed. The New Empire’s attempt at gaining gold tonight has been futile because it appears not only have The Rissi Family/UGK alliance risen up against us but so have other factions and it’s become a mess.
Lisa Caliber: A mess, which many would argue that you have created…
Sah’ta Thor: I disagree Lisa, this is a mess in which Michael Rissi has created. EHWF – the leader of professional wrestling in the world shouldn’t belong to him. The EHWF Championship – the greatest championship in the world and the world championship of wrestling shouldn’t belong to Jason Dave... I am here to right these wrongs, Lisa and if that means the systematic destruction of any of these individuals for my personal gain then so be it!
Lisa Caliber: However, Sons of Chaos walked away with the Tag Team Championships tonight. Aaron Kostan walked away with the Jr Heavyweight Championship and Jason Dave just retained the EHWF Championship... It doesn’t concern you who wins the next match as you don’t have a dog in that fight so, how can you chalk anything up to a success here tonight?
Sah’ta Thor: That’s a close-minded way of looking at things and yet another reason why certain individuals don’t belong here in EHWF. Jason Dave is weak now both physically and mentally now knowing that he has a hundred targets on his back. Regardless of what has happened tonight, that EHWF Championship is mine and belongs around MY waist – not Drake’s, not Blood Red’s and not Aaron Fredrick Hudson’s! I remember back in 2012 seeing glory and I will bring that glory back to EHWF as I hold the company in one hand and the title of champion of the entire world in the other hand!
Lisa Caliber: So your pursuit o...
Sah’ta Thor: Lisa… Let me stop you there because we’re not getting anywhere with this mess of an interview... As I said there are two things that are mine that other people currently hold: The EHWF Championship and Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation… I didn’t use the rematch I awarded myself as GM last month so allow to use it now… The next event will be Meltdown and at Meltdown the main event will see Jason Dave defend his EHWF Championship inside the Meltdown Chamber Match.
Steve White: BAH GAWD!
The fans go nuts as they hear this while watching on the tron! Thor takes the mic from Lisa and stands in front of her taking up the frame!
Sah’ta Thor: There will be top and prestigious stars trying to get into the Mayhem Meltdown Chamber match in which they will try and qualify for... I on the other hand will use my self titled rematch clause and am announcing that I will be placing myself in that match as the first challenger in the contest!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The Meltdown Chamber match! The Meltdown Chamber match and Thor just inserted himself into it!!
The fans boo as Thor smirks into the camera. He drops the mic and walks off, leaving Lisa to pick it up and look on confused!
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is an Extreme Rules match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Challenger… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!!
“Better Than You" begins to play on the audio system. Cheers fill the arena. Smoke starts to congregate around the entrance way. As it disappears, Ryan Morgan appears at the top of the ramp. He is wearing black vale tudo shorts and black MMA gloves. He has a green shirt on, reading "Better than you". Cadance walks at his side, wearing a really revealing red dress. He points to the ring and starts walking down towards it with determination, ready to get into the action. He kisses Cadance and then gets in the ring, removing his shirt. He starts to warm up, whilst talking to the referee
Illa Isabella: And the next challenger in this contest tonight… He is the Bullet Kunt… Ryan Morgan!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches its peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Making her way to the ring… She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Joanna Rissi (c) vs. Zoe McDraven vs. Ryan Morgan
The bell sounds and Joanna, Zoe and Ryan all stand across from each other, ready and careful of what’s about to happen! Ryan slips out of the ring and Joanna and Zoe get their guard up! Zoe makes a line for Joanna and they lock up! They trade rights and lefts as the fans pick up! Ryan slides in the ring with a kendo stick and Joanna pushes Zoe towards Ryan who snaps the kendo stick into Zoe’s midsection! Zoe falls to her hands and knees and Ryan snaps the kendo stick over her back as she screams out in pain! The fans are going nuts! Ryan turns around as Joanna comes off of the top rope and nails him with a missile dropkick, sending Ryan sprawling across the ring! The fans are all on their feet with cheers as Joanna picks Zoe McDraven up and tosses her over the top rope to the outside! Joanna slides out of the ring and grabs Zoe McDraven by her waistband as she slings her back first into the barricade!
Steve White: HERE WE GO! Zoe, Ryan and Joanna out here brawling in this extreme rules match and it’s started with a bang! This is gonna be a huge contest Chuck!!
Chuck Thompson: Yes it is! Joanna has been impressive as champion so far defending against Drake Coleman and Savannah but the real test is here tonight as she has not one but two opponents to try and defend against and anything goes in extreme rules!
Joanna picks Zoe up but Ryan cracks a steel chair over Joanna’s back! Joanna falls and screams in pain but Ryan hits her again and again! The fans shrill at the sight of it and Ryan tosses the chair away before shouting “BULLET KUNTS!” At the top of his lungs! Ryan goes under the ring and pulls out a table! He sets it up at ringside and picks Zoe up. Zoe elbows him in the side of the head before he can progress any further and then she smacks his head off of the table! Ryan grabs Zoe and the two grapple on the table before Joanna picks up the chair and cracks it over Ryan’s back in retaliation! Ryan falls to a knee and cries out in pain but Zoe and Joanna both hoist him up by a shoulder and slam him through the table he just set up! The fans LOSE IT with cheers!
Fans: OHHHHHH!
Steve White: RYAN MORGAN THROUGH A TABLE!
Chuck Thompson: Morgan trying to go hardcore there but Zoe and Joanna momentarily working together to put Morgan through that table with HUGE impact! Morgan just got rocked!
Steve White: This one is gonna be bloody and brutal Chuck! Ryan Morgan lies in a pool of splinters and debris right now after that massive slammer!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe and Joanna still standing though and they’re about to go at it!
Zoe runs Joanna back first into the apron! Joanna cries out in pain but Zoe has other ideas and tosses her back to the floor! Zoe grabs a garbage can and smacks it over Joanna’s back while she’s down! Zoe tosses it aside and rolls Joanna back into the ring as she slides in herself and quickly covers the champion!
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Zoe is frustrated and picks Joanna back up, hitting her with a big scoopslam on the mat! Zoe thinks about covering again but Ryan Morgan is back in the ring and he’s pissed off! He wipes some blood from his forehead and we see that he’s brandishing a ladder! He drives it into Zoe’s back then holds it vertical and starts beating Zoe on the mat with the steel ladder with no mercy as Zoe begins to scream and bleed!
Steve White: OH SHIT! Bah Gawd! Ryan Morgan taking it a bit far and starts beating Zoe McDraven with that damn ladder! This guy has lost it!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan didn’t appreciate being double-teamed through the table and now he’s getting revenge with those brutal ladder shots! How long can these guys last in such a brutal match up! This is ruthless!
Morgan tosses the ladder in the corner then slides out of the ring! He pulls out some tables and the fans go nuts! He sets one table up at ringside then another one up on top of it as the tables reach the same height as the top ropes! Ryan slides back in and grabs Zoe McDraven! He tosses her against the ladder in the corner and Zoe screams out as it takes great impact on her back! Zoe starts to bleed now and Ryan corners her in the corner against the ladder! He climbs up the ladder a bit and starts hammering Zoe with right hands to the face! It’s hard to watch but Ryan doesn’t care! He goes for his tenth punch but Joanna is back in the ring with a light tube and smashes it right over Ryan’s back while he stands on the ladder! He screams out in pure pain as shards of glass fly everywhere! The fans LOSE IT with cheers and Ryan’s back is filled with wood and glass as he bleeds badly and screams! He comes off of the ladder and falls to the outside, smashing right through both tables he set up earlier, one through to the other as the cheers deafen the arena!
Fans: OHHHHH! SHIT! OHHHHH! SHIT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! Ryan Morgan! Ryan Morgan just had that light tube smashed over his back! He went flying through not one but 2 tables consecutively from that height! BAH GAWD THAT KILLED HIM!!
Chuck Thompson: Glass and splinters sticking out of Ryan Morgan’s back and that was EXTREME from Joanna just then! Light Tube attack and Morgan may be out of this one!
Morgan is buried in debris of glass and wood as he’s out of it in a pool of blood on the outside! Zoe walks against the ropes gasping for air but Joanna hits her with a Final Strike kick to the side of the head and sends her over the top rope, crashing to the outside! The fans are still going nuts! Joanna wants to end it quick and slides out of the ring! She has to take a moment to recover herself then she picks Zoe up by her hair! Zoe goes deadweight though and waits a moment before pushing Joanna into the steel steps out of desperation! Joanna comes off of the steps hard and all three competitors are down and hurt as the fans cheer!
Steve White: Zoe sends Joanna into the steel steps with a massive thud and I think Joanna may have hurt herself badly coming off of that one! Zoe with that massive impact might have taken out the champion!
Chuck Thompson: This match is freaking incredible! What a main event this has been to cap off an incredible night!!
Zoe eventually gets up and grabs Joanna, tossing her back into the ring! Zoe is slow though and comes in herself! Zoe covers Joanna on the mat!
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The fans go nuts as somehow Joanna kicks out! Zoe helps Joanna up to her hands and knees then lines her up! Joanna sees a steel chair in the ring and gets up, going to reach for it but Zoe grabs her and turns her around before hitting her with Shock Wave! The fans go nuts as Zoe hits it and falls against the ropes! Joanna is down! Zoe limps over to cover but Ryan is back in and he runs up, hip and shouldering Zoe hard in the side of the head, sending her flying across the ring! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Morgan! Morgan is back! Zoe might have had it there but Morgan at the last second sends her flying! I don’t think Zoe is getting back up after that!!
Chuck Thompson: That may have saved Joanna but now she might be in worse trouble as Ryan Morgan is lining her up for the win! This could be it!
Joanna gets up, still groggy! Ryan turns her around and boots her in the midsection then goes for White Stunn but Joanna shoves Ryan away before impact and he goes through the middle ropes and hits the outside! Joanna knows she has to act but she’s hurt! She slides to the outside and grabs Ryan in a headlock but he pushes her forward and sends her into the announce table! The fans start to roar as Ryan runs at Joanna but she dives out of the way and he runs into the announce table! Ryan holds his torso and turns around but Joanna hits him with Final Strike and he lands right in the center on top of the announce table! The fans lose it!
Steve White: Oh shit! The action has spilled out right here in front of us! Final Strike and Joanna kicks Ryan right onto the announce table! What the heck is she gonna do now!
Chuck Thompson: This match is freaking incredible and is beyond amazing but I’m not thinking what she’s about to do am I?!
Joanna slides back into the ring as the fans go MENTAL! Joanna climbs to the top rope and looks out at all of the screaming fans! She launches herself off through the air and lands on Ryan Morgan with a big flying elbow drop, putting him through the damn announce table with authority! Ryan Morgan lies in a pool of blood and debris of the announce table as the fans GO BERSERK! Ryan is out and Joanna is hurt but he cushioned most of her impact! The fans are losing it as Joanna tries to get back up!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! THAT KILLED HIM FOR REAL THIS TIME! JOANNA PUT HIM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AS SHE FLEW THROUGH THE AIR WITH THAT ELBOW DROP!!
Chuck Thompson: This match is fucking incredible! Sudden Death is amazing Steve! I can’t believe what we’ve seen tonight but this match is STILL going somehow! What a night!!
Joanna slowly limps her way back to the ring! She gets in but Zoe has had time to get herself back together and Zoe starts bashing Joanna with forearms! Zoe jumps up and dropkicks Joanna in the chest and sends her into the corner! Joanna screams out in pain! Zoe goes for a running corner move but Joanna dives out of the way and Zoe lands hard in the corner! Joanna buys herself a few seconds but it’s not over! Zoe and Joanna face each other but Joanna is still hurting from the elbow drop! Zoe knees Joanna in the midsection and she goes down as Zoe lines her up!
Steve White: This is it!
Zoe fires Shock Wave but Joanna ducks it! Zoe stumbles back around and Joanna dropkicks Zoe’s leg out! Zoe falls to her hands and knees but she’s not losing this one! She growls and crawls a meter over to the steel chair! Zoe grabs it while on her knees but Joanna springs off of the ropes at great speed and hits Zoe with Celestial Shot, kneeing the chair right into her head! The fans GO WILD as Zoe and Joanna are down! Joanna crawls over to Zoe and hooks both of her legs!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Joanna Isabella!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT DAMMIT! Joanna retains! What a match! What an epic battle that was!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t believe that one! Joanna retains again in what is possibly one of the best matches I’ve ever seen! That was brutal! That was ruthless! That was EHWF!
Joanna falls in the corner with her EHWF Hardcore Championship as the fans are going crazy! Joanna uses the ropes to somewhat stand herself up as she looks out and holds the title up high as her music plays!
Steve White: Well, that’s all we have time for tonight ladies and gentlemen! That’s was perhaps one of the best PPV’s I’ve ever seen but so much happened and so much is going to happen at the fall out of this night next week! I can’t wait for that! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
We see Joanna limping across the ring, holding her title belt high to the screaming fans as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.