Post by La Familia Gómez on Dec 8, 2012 2:15:35 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and thank you for joining us for another great edition of Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White along with Chuck Thompson like always and we plan to have a great night full of action.
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about that! We have a huge nine match card and i guarentee not one match will dissapoint! These are too great to miss, folks!
Steve White: And our main event is sure to be explosive too! Black retained his title last night with a surprise ending to the Pay Per View and defeated Frank Finelli after putting him through the top of the cell and through the ring mat! It was brutal! Then some guy named The Arbiter came down and beat down both the Mayhem World Champion and Frank Finelli. I wonder what will happen with that situation tonight.
Chuck Thompson: I'm surprised Frank and Black Man are even competing tonight. They both got beat up pretty badly. And i'm sure neither of them will be happy about what happened last week. We also have another great co-main event. Michael Rissi versus Frank Finelli versus Gabriel Creed. You can bet all three men want a win tonight. Rissi wants his title back and to continue his amazing undefeated streak, Frank has been gunning for another title shot since he lost the North American title months ago, and Creed is coming off a tough loss at the PPV as well, but is still being put in this big match!
Steve White: It will be amazing for sure! Let's get the action started!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This following match is for one fall!
The guitar solo from Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down begins to play over the pa system. As the group begins to sing Justice Orton walks out onto the top of the ramp looking around at the fans pointing her finger to a few of them at a time before running down the ramp towards the ring. Once at the ring she begins to slide under the bottom rope and goes to each corner standing up on the turnbuckle to pose for the fans to take pictures. Justice then hops down off the last turnbuckle turning to face the ramp and awaits her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Justice Orton!
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along.
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremely bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is eerie, unearthly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder as she does so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
"Let us entertain you."
The camera begins to notice the crowd change its demeanor slowly down sections as Pandora slowly makes her way down to the front row. She leans up against the rail as she tries to blend into the crowd. She finds herself around small group of children who are little baffled by Pandora’s presence, after getting some attention she begins to blend into the crowd as the next match begins to start.
Steve White: Pandora?
Patricia Downs: And her opponent… Munin!
DING DING DING!
Munin stares at Justice for a few seconds before moving forward with an amused smile on her lips. She reaches back and slaps Justice across the face before following up the move with a dragon leg sweep. This causes Justice to fall back but as she does her body spins as she tries to counter with a spinning heel kick. Both women land on the mat but Justice is a hair faster on moving. She goes for the pin attempt while Munin lays there a bit dazed.
Chuck Thompson: Justice is looking to steal this one with a quick pin attempt.
Steve White: Well both women have show great athleticism so far.
Munin get her shoulders up before the one count and bucks her body to get Justice off of her. This causes the two women to separate for a few seconds as both get back to their feet. Justice lunges forward and tries to connect with a clothesline. Munin catches her arm and uses the momentum to drive Justice to the mat. Once on the mat Munin follows the motion through pulling Justice's arm behind her back. Before Munin can get the move locked in Justice reverses them and goes to lock in a side headlock.
Chuck Thompson: Either of these talent women could keep me warm any night of the week.
Steve White: WIth that thought aside Chuck, you have to admit that both these women are showing a solid understanding of holds and reversals.
Chuck Thompson: I have a few holds I would love to have them reverse for me.
Munin seems to freeze up as Justice applies the hold. Justice doesn't see the smirk on Munin's lips and pays for it as she lightens up the headlock. Munin suddenly moves slamming her elbow into Justice's gut repeatedly causing the hold to be completely broken. Munin gets to her feet and then quickly yanks Justice to her feet before Irish whipping her into the corner of the ring. From there Munin back fists Justice across the face in the move she calls Sanity.
Chuck Thompson: Justice is bad shape here but I wouldn't count her out yet.
Steve White: Well like I said these women sure know how to move.
Before Justice can react Munin tries to drag her into the center of the ring. Justice counters with a sunset flip to the side. Munin turns right into a headscissors takedown which Justice follows up with a quick figure four submission. Justice locks in the hold but Munin grabs the bottom rope causing the referee to pull Justice away. Munin slides under the ring rope then moves to the corner turnbuckle and climbs up to the top rope. Once there she waits for Justice to get back to her feet. Justice is on her feet looking away from Munin playing her fans. Munin launches off the top ropes and lands on Justice's back locking in the Merciful Death. Justice struggles on the mat but she eventually taps out to Munin!
Steve White: Munin picks up the win.
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by submission, Munin!
Pandora jumps over the railing and makes her way to the corner of the ring, reaching into a pocket on front of her dress she pulls out a shiny pair of silver brass knuckles. With her other hand she puts a little Christmas stick on bow on it and laying it down at the corner of the ring. Pandora smiles at Munin as she begins to clap before exiting up the ramp leaving Munin to her gift.
Munin looks down upon the gift left by Pandora. The crowd looks on to see her decisions on joining the group calling themselves the Devils Rejects. The takes the ribbon off the brass knuckles and stares at her new toy Pandora has given her as token of being accepted into the group.
Munin slides the knuckles down her fingers and gives it a try as she punches into her palm. She turns to Orton who is recovering off the mat. She hits Orton over the head with the brass knuckles, cutting Justice Orton's left eyebrow. The crowd cheers at the scene as Munin breaks in the brass knuckles with Orton's blood to symbolize her new allegiance.
Steve White: What is this?!
She makes her way out of the ring and up the ramp and "The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson plays. She admires her new blood coated gift up the ramp where Aphazel and Pandora come back out with open arms to give a honorable hug to their new sister-at-war. They then look on the the lifeless Justice Orton before they disappear behind the curtain as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is scheduled for one fall!
"Cocky" by Kid Rock blasts over the PA system as the arena fills with boos. After a few moments of nothing but boos, the man Rock N' Roll God himself walks out from behind the curtains, which makes the fans boo even louder. He looks around and then smirks before making his way down to the ring, ignoring all of the fans on his way. He reaches the ringside area and slides into the ring before taunting the fans.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, Rock N Roll God!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Rockin’ Lunatic!
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: Here we go! This should be a good one!
Rockin Lunatic starts off by running up to RNRG and giving a big kick into the gut of. RNRG hits the ground on his knees and Rockin grabs him by the hair. Rockin drags RNRG over to the turnbuckle and slams his head into it a couple of times.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin with a quick start to this match and may continue to lead towards the end it looks like.
Steve White: Don't bury them just yet!
Rockin rests RNRG against the corner and starts hitting left and right hands to the midsection of RNRG. Each blow sending a rush of pain to RNRG's face. Rockin backs off and take a major run up to hit a running clothesline on RNRG in the corner but RNRG dodges out of the way and Rockin is met with the turnbuckle.
Chuck Thompson: How does that corner taste Rockin?
Steve White: I imagine not good Chuck.
RNRG runs up and takes advantage of the situation by hitting a tough clothesline on Rockin then dropping a leg. RNRG gets up and smirks at the crowd before picking Rockin up and hitting a scoopslam, driving him into the mat. Rockin lets out a moan in pain as RNRG stands over him.
Steve White: Now RNRG's back on top. This is getting interesting.
Rockin slowly gets back up but is met with RNRG locking his head under RNRG's arm. Rockin tries to struggle out but RNRG won't budge. RNRG steps back taps Rockin on the back and hits a huge DDT sending Rockin's face crashing into the mat. RNRG gets back up and raises his arms to the crowd as Rockin struggles in pain on the ground.
Steve White: the current of this match turns again as the big risk taker Rockin Lunatic goes up to hit a big risk move!
Chuck Thompson: Oh go home Rockin, this isn't the little leagues!
Rockin stands up on the top ropes as RNRG recovers and turns around to meet a ready to jump Rockin. Rockin gets ready to launch himself.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin Lunatic is crazy, looks like a diving cross body!
Rockin Lunatic dives off the top rope towards RNRG but RNRG Kicks and scouts the aerial attack and hits a boot to Rockin's gut in mid-air just in time, sending Rockin down to the mat coughing in complete pain.
Steve White: RNRG scouted Rockin Lunatic perfectly. RNRG just does not want to experience another loss and I think he is sending a message not only to Rockin but also to EHWF that he is ready to get vengeance for what happened in ECWF.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin looks like he is half destroyed on the mat, I wouldn't be surprised if he just sustained an injury.
Rockin rolls around the mat in pain for a while as RNRG gets his breath back. RNRG signals to the crowd and the crowd starts to cheer. Rockin uses the ropes to slowly stagger back to his feet as RNRG starts watching and scouting Lunatic from behind.
Steve White: What's RNRG got in mind here?
RNRG runs up to hit his finisher but Rockin' ducks it. Rockin turns around and boots RNRG in the gut before hitting a DDT, driving RNRG into the mat. RNRG tries to recover quickly but is stunned badly. Rockin ducks a bad clothesline from RNRG and then boots him had in the gut once more, this time hitting his finisher the Lunatic Twist.
Chuck Thompson: Lunatic Twist! Rockin' hit it and now RNRG is out cold on the mat. I don't believe it.
Rockin' goes for the cover.
Steve White: A hook of the far leg, can Rockin pull it off?
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Rockin' Lunatic!
As RNRG slowly climbs back up to his feet, Been to hell blasts over the PA and 2D runs out from backstage in his black jeans and his black tank top. He charges down the ramp and slides into the ring and dodges a hit from RNRG as the music fades. 2D bounces off the back ropes and comes back at RNRG with a clothesline. 2D then follows it up with a leg drop and then 2D gets on RNRG and starts giving him punches to the face left and right over and over again. 2D finally gets up and awaits for RNRG to stand up.
Steve White: Oh my God! 2D is out here beating Rock N' Roll God to death just moments after his loss to Rockin' Lunatic and now it looks like 2D is getting ready for the Chokeslam.[/color]
Once RNRG stands up to his feet, 2D slaps RNRG's throat with his hand and lifts him up for the Dope Slam (Chokeslam). 2D connects.
Steve White: Oh my God! We may need paramedics out here. 2D has connected with that vicious Chokeslam.
Chuck Thompson: I don't blame 2D one bit for this. 2D has been screwed by Rock N' Roll God in ECWF, this was 2D's revenge.
2D then starts kicking RNRG in the ribs and head until referees pull him off. He exits the ring and walks backwards up the entrance ramp, smiling at what he has done as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a mixed tag team match scheduled for one fall!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system but nothing happens across the entire arena. The song picks back up and the fans are quiet. Then from the ramp come the two figures of Spike Logan and Ray Austin carrying their opponents on their shoulders. Both of them are bloody messes as their pushed into the ring.
Chuck Thompson: Wait a minute, your telling me these two guys are bringing out already unconscious opponents!?
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Well, it looks like this is officially a match. I bet Quinton Hughes started the backstage fight.
Spike Logan lifts up Quinton Hughes as Ray Austin lifts up Whitney. Spike Logan connects with the Coupe De Grace on Quinton Hughes. Ray Austin connects with the Modified GTS on Whitney. Ray pulls Whitney to the outside and kicks her to the outside and spits on her. He then gets back up on the ring anpron and gets tagged in. He climbs into the ring and taunts the downed Quinton Hughes a little bit before locking in the Spiral Tap! Quinton Hughes can barely fight it and taps quickly.
DING DING DING!
Steve White: That wasn't even a match Chuck. They were already finished long before they were brought up into the ring here tonight. How long was the match anyway?
Chuck Thompson: Maybe 60 seconds? Maybe?
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners...Ray Austin and Spike Logan!
The two winners stand in the ring with their hands on there hips. Having destroyed both their opponents before even getting to the ring. We go to a commercial break as they both leave the ring and celebrate their victory.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and shows Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand once again.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, here to perform 2 Dope's theme song "Been To Hell"...Hollywood Undead!
The camera cuts to the stage where we see Hollywood Undead.
As the Band plays half way through the song 2D emerges from backstage bouncing around on stage holding several Undead Army shirts. 2D then walks down the ramp throwing the shirts into the crowd for the fans as they cheer for him. Once 2D is at the ring he notices Jhonny 3 tears, J-Dogg and Charlie Scene of HU has made their way to the ring. 2D gets into the ring through the top and middle rope and give high fives to the band members and then walks to the back turnbuckle and climbs it to the second rope and poses for the crowd by throwing his hands in the air. 2D then climbs down as Been to Hell ends and Hollywood Undead exits backstage. 2D paces the ring and awaits his opponent.
The lights go out and thunder and lightning is heard before Shoots And Ladders begins to play, as the lyrics start a spot light shines on the entrance stage. Storming Raven steps out on to the stage with his head bowed before jerking his head up to stare intently at his opponent and point at his opponent. Lightning strikes behind him as he points at his opponent with his left hand then runs his thumb across his throat, before sprinting down to the ring and sliding in.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first Storming Raven!
DING DING DING!
The Bell Rings and 2 Dope jumps Storming Raven quickly and hits him with a shoulder block. 2 Dope quickly drops down to the mat with Raven and hits a flurry of lefts and rights on his face. 2 Dope is all over Raven as he struggles on the ground. Raven is able to headbutt 2 Dope and push him off him. Raven gets to his feet and locks 2 Dope in a headlock. 2 Dope struggles and Raven is able to flip 2 Dope on the mat while still holding his headlock. 2 Dope drives and elbow into Raven and gets to his feet. 2 Dope goes to clothesline Raven but Raven ducks it and hits a shoulder block on 2 Dope, knocking him down to the mat.
Steve White: Raven surprisingly showing some incredible motivation here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: I have to say, it looks like Raven is taking this serious.
Raven runs over to a hurt 2 Dope and boots him in the ribs. The crowd boos but Raven just takes it in. Raven takes another run up and once again boots 2 Dope in the ribs, this time 2 Dope rolls out of the ring in pain. Raven slowly follows him and goes for a clothesline on the outside. 2 Dope ducks it and propels Raven into the steel ringpost. The ref starts counting. 1...2...3...4... 2 Dope takes a moment and throws Raven back in the ring, he then gets back in himself. Raven gets up but walks into a big boot from 2 Dope. 2 Dope goes for a cover.
Steve White: Hook of the leg!
Chuck Thompson: This could be it!
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KICK OUT!
2 Dope is pissed and picks Raven up. Raven tries to get back in the game by hitting a few rights and lefts to the head of 2 Dope. 2 Dope backs off and tries to swing at Raven but Raven hits a lariat and knocks 2 Dope down. 2 Dope struggles up to his knees but Raven gives a ruthless boot to 2 Dope's head. Raven goes for a cover.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Dangerously close there Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like shit is getting real here tonight.
Steve White: I didn't see this coming out of Raven tonight at all... I'm surprised and impressed.
Chuck Thompson: I still don't like him Steve.
Raven gets up and starts kicking 2 Dope on the mat. 2 Dope gets up and shoves Raven to the floor. 2 Dope goes to pick him up but Raven his 2 Dope with a thumb to the eye. 2 Dope is hurt and Raven capitalises by hitting a reverse leg sweep. 2 Dope goes down hard on the mat and Raven drops an elbow before covering once again.
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KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: I’m on the edge of my damn seat here tonight Steve... Raven is actually doing good here tonight, he could rack up a big win here over 2 Dope.
Steve White: If Raven could get a win over 2 Dope here tonight that would definitely prove to EHWF that he is capable of bigger things.
Chuck Thompson: Oh shit, watch out!
Storming Raven backs off and then runs up, kicking 2 Dope in the head and face at full force. The crowd yells and 2 Dope is badly hurt as we see him holding his now bleeding head. Raven stands behind a struggling 2 Dope waiting for him to get up so he can hit his finishing move and end this match, but when 2 Dope does get to his feet, he reverses the finishing move of Storming Raven and ends up planting his head into the ring mat with a spike DDT! 2 Dope then looks down at Raven, who is out, and stomps him in the face a few times. Seconds later, blood begins flowing from the face in various parts of Storming Raven. He begins to shake and stops protecting himself. The referee doesn't see Storming Raven fit to continue this match, so he ends it.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The referee has called a stop to this match declaring 2 Dope the winner due to Storming Raven not being able to compete any longer!
2 Dope gets his arm raised in victory by the referee as he has the same smile he had earlier in the night after attacking Rock N' Roll God on his face. 2 Dope exits the ring and throws his arms in the air, proud of what he did. The scene fades to a commercial break.
We come back from the commercial break as the next superstars come to the ring.
The lights go out as red, blue and white strobes fill the arena. The opening guitar riffs to "Enter Sandman" by Metallica begin to play as a large billow of smog covers the entrance. A shadow appears behind the smog before the young Alex Cross appears on the other side of it. His gazed is fixed firmly on the ring but he allows himself to look out into the crowd and snear in there direction.
He heads down the ramp as fans reach out to touch him but he jerks away as they come to close to him As he reaches the base of the ring he slides in underneath the bottom rope and walks to the center of the ring where a single spot light hits him as the rest of the arena appears black as night. Fireworks shoot up into the air from the stage as the lights finally come back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, Alex Cross!
The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arenas speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown. In his right hand is a royal scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the the lyrics start up, the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring, Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt, revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, Sah'ta Thor!
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with both men tieing up in the center of the ring. Alex Cross gets the quick upper hand and puts Sah’ta Thor in a headlock. It isn't tightly locked in, so Sah’ta Thor easily escapes the hold. They circle each other and then get in a tie up again. This time, Sah’ta Thor is the one that gets the upper hand. He puts Alex Cross in a head lock and then bulldogs him down to the ring mat. He quickly jumps back up to his feet and stomps Alex Cross while he is down a few times. Alex Cross rolls over to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope so Sah’ta Thor has to back off.
Steve White: Oh come on!
Chuck Thompson: Alex Cross is playing it safe! A good move on his part!
Sah’ta Thor backs off and Alex Cross climbs back up to his feet, rubbing his side and cracking his neck. They circle each other again and Sah’ta Thor suddenly dives in and spears Alex Cross down to the ring mat. Sah’ta Thor then begins punching Alex Cross in the head multiple times. Alex Cross finally scrambles out of the hold, but is quickly caught with a knee just as he is getting back to his feet. Sah’ta Thor jumps on him again and begins to hit him with forearms to the face. Alex Cross rolls over to the ropes again and grabs the bottom rope, but this time Sah’ta Thor doesn't back off. He just keeps beating on Alex Cross. Finally, Alex Cross pushes Sah’ta Thor through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Sah’ta Thor lays there, holding his back as he landed awkwardly on it. Alex Cross slowly uses the ring ropes to help him get back up to his feet.
Steve White: Thor took a pretty bad fall there.
Chuck Thompson: Get up Thor!
Steve White: He could beat your ass, Chuck.
Thor gets up to his feet and Alex Cross jumps over the top rope and hits a perfectly executed crossbody on Sah’ta Thor. Both men lay on the floor for a few moments, but Alex Cross is quickly back up to his feet. He picks up Sah’ta Thor and throws him against the crowd barrier. He hits it with a loud thud. His face twists in pain and Alex Cross kicks him a few times in the stomach. He then grabs Sah’ta Thor by the head, lifts him up, and drops him chest first onto the crowd barrier. Sah’ta Thor falls to the ground and holds his chest and coughs a few times as Alex Cross rolls into the ring and then back out to break the count.
Chuck Thompson: Another smart move by Alex Cross.
Alex Cross picks up Thor and smacks his head off of the ring apron and then tosses him back into the ring. He then slides into the ring after him and picks him up, but Sah’ta Thor finds it in him to knee Alex Cross in the stomach and then put him in a headlock and knee him in the face two times. Alex Cross falls backwards into the corner of the ring, where Sah’ta Thor gets down and begins to choke him. He then gets off of him when the referee counts to four and threatens to disqualify him. He leans against the ropes to catch his breath for a minute before going back to work on Alex Cross. He picks him up and scoop slams him back down onto the ring mat. He then picks him up again and throws him against the ropes and when Alex Cross comes running back at him, Thor hits a huge spinebuster on him. Alex Cross lays flat on his back on the ring mat.
Steve White: That was a pretty damn good powerbomb by Thor there!
Thor then gets fired up and signals for the end. He picks up Alex Cross and hits him with the Parasite Eve! The crowd cheers as Thor goes for the pin.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Sah’ta Thor!
The crowd cheers for him as he gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He then climbs out of the ring and begins to make his way up the entrance ramp towards the backstage area as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
As we come back from the commercial break we are welcome by the figures of our commentary team. Chuck Thompson and Steve White. As they are getting situated with their headsets we hear our lovely announcer Patricia Downs as she taps the microphone and brings it up to her mouth.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a tag team contest and is scheduled for one fall!
The lights go green as Hang Yourself hits the PA system. Out walks Sheamus and he looks behind him, but no Raven. All of a sudden, raven is lowered to the ground as he has a rope wrapped around his neck and they walk to the ring. Raven takes off the rope as they wait for their challengers.
Chuck Thompson: Here comes the team of Raven Trueblood and Sheamus. Raven Trueblood is coming off one of the biggest wins in his career this past Sunday. Do you think it'll come off as a big surprise for any of the fans at home if he followed up here tonight with another big victory?
Steve White: Well let's be honest. Raven Trueblood is great, but your totally forgetting that this isn't just about him. This is about him and his partner in Sheamus Moses. Who by the way is not at all hot right now. If you really want to consider both of there streaks as of late then yes. I believe there opponent's have a much higher chance of winning tonight.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first they are the team of the North American Champion Raven Trueblood and Sheamus Moses! They are the Insidious souls!!!
The fast pace guitars blare out "115" by Elena Siegman as the arena goes pitch black, the lights keep little view as they begin to flicker. Purple smoke begins to fill the entrance as Pandora and Aphazel walk on either side of Devil Bill. Devil Bill limping down the entrance with his cane, Aphazel by his arm. Pandora carrying her stuffed rabbit, and roller chest behind her.
Patricia Downs: Introducing their opponents..coming in tonight with Devil Bill. They are the team of Aphazel and Pandora. They are the Devils Rejects!
As they approach the ring, Pandora gives the handle to her roller chest to Bill and her Rabbit before they slide into the ring. Devil Bill rest up on the chest leaning on his cane as his daughters get ready.
Chuck Thompson: Well by the looks of things Steve I don't think that I can agree with you. This may come off as sexist but how can two women beat two men in a man's sport?
Steve White: And all the women who watch this show probably just turned the channel Chuck. Great job there you prick!
Patricia Downs is slowly getting out of the ring as Pandora and Aphazel are talking to Devil Bill in their corner. Devil Bill points his cane between them and his face is red as he commands them on how to go about this match. Pandora nods and she slowly walks into the middle of the ring. She runs her hands across her face as Raven Trueblood also walks into the middle of the ring. The ref comes in between them and he checks them both thoroughly. He backs up into the ropes and lifts his hand.
DING DING DING!
Pandora and Raven Trueblood talk at each other in mumbles that the camera don't pick up for multiple seconds and then Pandora does something that most wrestler's don't look for. Stomping on Raven Trueblood's foot! Raven screams out in shook before getting the shit slapped out of his mouth. Pandora begins landing forearms to his head as she pushes him into the ropes. The ref pulls her off and Raven comes out of no where with a forearm of his own. Pandora stumbles into the corner and Raven flies in with a clothesline!
Chuck Thompson: Pandora better be careful on how she pushes Raven's buttons here tonight. His on a hot streak. Even as weird of a girl as she is..shes only a woman. There is no way in any of the nine hell holes she can over power Raven Trueblood.
As we come back from break we see Pandora is getting pounded into the corner with right forearms of Ravens and she hides behind the ropes as she is in a daze. Raven comes back after pushing the ref out of his way. Pandora shoves her finger into his right eye! Raven turns and she grabs onto his hair pulling him straight down onto the mat with a loud thud! Pandora gets on top of Raven and begins landing punches to his head as the ref starts a count on her.
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Chuck Thompson: Ladies and gentlemen we will be back after a commercial break! Don't turn the channel! The actions only just started!
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Pandora pulls herself off as she looks at the ref with a sense of rage in her eyes. She turns toward Raven and kicks him across his stomach. Pulling Raven into her corner. She tags in her partner Aphazel. Aphazel enters and begins stomping on Raven and getting him planted into their corner. As the ref pushes her away Pandora grabs a hold of Raven's neck and wring's it from the apron. Choking him to the very little satisfactory of his partner Moses.
Steve White: Sometimes it doesn't matter what your gender is Chuck. Sometimes you just come up with a plan to win. And that's exactly what Bill has helped these women do here tonight. Raven Trueblood is getting his life beat out of him and his partner can't do a single thing about it!
Aphazel comes back into the corner and pulls Raven out by his feet. As he lifts himself up he his quickly pulled down into a DDT. Raven rolls out of the ring with his hands over his head. Aphazel comes through the ropes to follow him. As she runs up from behind Raven turns and gets her with a toe hold sending her face first into the railing! Raven turns as Pandora comes flying at him and he catches her with a clothesline of his own! Then as he turns around he gets caught with a dropkick sending him stumbling backward by Aphazel! Pandora lifts herself up and the two grab a hold of Raven. The ref is holding back Sheamus who is trying to help his partner on the outside!
Chuck Thompson: This isn't looking good for Raven Trueblood! Ref turn the fuck around! This isn't right! You won't let him go help his partner but your letting them gang up on his ass! Pay the fuck attention you retard!
Raven Trueblood is lifted and dropped with a suplex into the railings. Both girls roll into the ring into Moses who catches them both with a clothesline. Moses pushes Pandora into the ropes and catches her on the way back with a back body drop over the top rope and to the floor! Aphazel is on her way back up and gets nailed with a big boot! The ref pushes Moses into the corner and he curses as he looks out toward his partner Raven Trueblood. The ref turns and is looking back toward Pandora on the outside. Devil Bill pushes his cane into the ring.
Steve White: WAIT A MINUTE! WATCH OUT MOSES! Raven's still unconscious on the outside Chuck! This isn't right and you know it! It's not right if someone makes it a handicap match!
Moses turns toward Devil Bill who is on the apron and he swings for his head with a forearm. Bill ducks under the swing and pushes him back. Aphazel catches him across the back of his head with Bill's cane! Moses drops like a sack of potatoes as the ref turns back around. Bill catches his cane and slowly gets off the apron. Aphazel pulls Moses into the middle of the ring and hooks both of his legs!
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Raven Trueblood breaks it up with a elbow across Aphazel's head!
Chuck Thompson: Thank god! It would of been embarrassing to Raven Trueblood and Sheamus Moses if they lost to these two young women! That would be a slap across the face for both of these young men!
Aphazel lifts herself up and is caught with several right hands by Raven Trueblood. Raven pushes her into the ropes and then whips her out into corner! Moses rolls out of the ring as he tries to shake off the stars around his head. Raven connects with a clothesline into a bulldog! Raven turns into Pandora who catches him with a hotshot across the ropes as she drops off the apron! Raven drops onto his knees as Aphazel tags in Pandora. Pandora gets on the top rope and flips off the fans. She dives off and lands a flying clothesline on Raven Trueblood! Raven Trueblood begins lifting himself up and gets caught with a nose full of boot by Pandora! This is followed by Pandora catching Raven Trueblood with a scissor kick!
Steve White: Pandora catches Raven Trueblood with a very nice kick there! It's quite surprising to see her doing so well against a man isn't it Chuck? Do you regret how you worded that? Because it's about to get real hairy for your boys if this keeps up! We'll find out which way things are going after we come back from our second commercial break during this contest. It's been a long one hasn't it Chuck?
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As we come back from break again we see Pandora as she lifts up Raven' Truebloods legs and send him flying into the turnbuckle! Aphazel nails him across the jaw with a forearm! Raven turns into Pandora who pulls him face first into her knees by his hair! Raven curses and rolls trying to create distance. Pandora climbs onto the top rope and Aphazel tags herself in! Moses comes from out of no where with a big boot across Aphazel's face sending her crashing to the floor. He grabs a hold of Pandora who rakes his eyes! She pushes him off and to the floor! Pandora turns and dives at Raven Trueblood who catches her with a mid-air dropkick! Pandora rolls around in pain as Raven rolls up onto his feet. As Pandora lifts herself back up shes caught across the head with the night screams!
Chuck Thompson: FUCK YES! Get that pin Raven Trueblood! Teach these two little girls why women don't get in the ring with men! Come on you sorry son of a bitch! Be worth something for Christ sake!
Raven Trueblood looks at the ref who is telling him that Pandora isn't the legal person in the match. Aphazel comes from behind him with a clothesline! Raven picks himself up and pushes Aphazel off and she covers her head as he comes over her and lifts his boot and stomps on her chest. Pandora comes from the side with a headbutt! Aphazel capitalizes as the ref turns his focus to Pandora to get her out of the ring to hit a low blow on Raven Trueblood! Raven falls onto the mat and Aphazel hooks one of the legs! Devil Bill uses his cane to hold down Raven's legs as he is so close to the ropes!
Steve White: NO! NO! REF PAY ATTENTION! RAVEN IS BEING HELD BY HIS FEET! COME ON REF! DON'T END IT THIS WAY BY GOD! PLEASE DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY!
Moses comes from the side and pulls Bill out of the way. The ref starts the count as Moses pushes down Bill. Not hurting him but leaving him on his ass. Moses looks up as the ref count reaches the count of 2! The ref looks up to see Raven's feet in the ropes! Moses lifts himself onto the apron as Aphazel lifts herself from the cover in a cursing fit. Moses grabs her by the hair to her chagrin as she yells out for her partner. Receiving a backward hotshot! Aphazel falls onto the mat and rolls toward the middle of the ring. Raven begins lifting himself up as he looks down at his opponent. a grin crossing his face.
Chuck Thompson: Well this is gonna be a finish to remember Steve. The girl's are going down here tonight after all. I told you that men would beat women here tonight didn't I?
Raven pulls Aphazel back up and she is blindly tagged by her partner Pandora! Raven nails the forgotten drop on Aphazel with a loud thud. He hooks both legs and the ref gets down yelling at Raven. Telling him that he had not his finisher on the right opponent. Raven curses and lifts himself up but only to receive a knee to his chin. Raven stumbles back into the corner and Pandora walks toward him. He lifts his feet into her face and pulls himself onto the top rope!
Steve White: NO! NO! WATCH OUT PANDORA! WATCH OUT!!!
Pandora lifts herself to her feet as Raven lifts himself all the way up. Aphazel comes flying across the ring and she pushes the ref into Moses as his trying to enter the ring. Raven stumbles and falls off the top rope into a boot full to his nuts! Raven yelps out in pain! Raven stumbles onto the ground as the ref lifts himself slowly off the mat. Raven is laying there with his eyes on the lights as his completely out of it.
Chuck Thompson: FUCK NO! GET SOME BRAINS YOU RETARDED REF! THIS IS A SCREW JOB!THIS IS AT LEAST THE THIRD FUCKING TIME IN THIS MATCH THEY HAVE BROKEN THE RULES OF THIS MATCH! NOT ONLY DOUBLE TEAMING ON RAVEN TRUEBLOOD BUT ALSO TAKING OUT THE REF AND LOW BLOWING A OPPONENT!!
The ref crawls over as Pandora lifts herself onto the top rope and pushes herself as high as she can on the top rope before dropping onto Raven with a elbow across his face! Hooking both legs as Devil Bill is hitting the mat as harshly as he can!
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: And the match is over ladies and gents! Though it isn't left without controversy to say the least! It was still one hell of a match!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners the Devils Rejects!!
Pandora rolls off of Raven Trueblood and her arm is raised as her partner Aphazel is behind the ref. The two girls lift there hands in the air and we cut to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial as the next match is getting ready to start.
Patricia Downs: This contest is for one fall!
Ashburn walks out and looks pumped. He makes his way to the ring and gets ready for his match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first David Ashburn!
"You must FIGHT ... "
The lights begin flickering, and a cloud of steam precludes the arrival of the Arbiter. He steps out onto the stage and stands there for a moment, surveying the crowd through his mask. He then makes his way down to the ring, ascending the steel steps and entering through the ring ropes. Walking a slow circle around the inside of the ring, he either turns to stare at his opponent or up at the ramp in anticipation of their arrival.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The Arbiter!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings. Arbiter and Ashburn are locked up in the centre. Ashburn is able to push Arbiter in the corner and hit a few knees into Arbiter's mid-section. Arbiter is able to push out back into the middle of the ring. While locked up Arbiter punches Ashburn in the gut a few times and Ashburn unlocks out. Arbiter boots Ashburn in the mid-section and bounces off the ropes. Arbiter comes back and hits a diving elbow, taking Ashburn down to the mat.
Steve White: I think Arbiter is going to squash Ashburn here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Arbiter needs to prove himself after last weeks main event attack.
Steve White: I agree and what a better way to prove himself then against Ashburn.
Chuck Thompson: Uh... Yeah Steve.
Arbiter stands Ashburn up and hits a few lefts and rights. Ashburn reverses one of the strikes and locks Arbiter into a chicken wing. Arbiter turns Ashburn’s move into a close spinebuster and eventually stands Ashburn up after a while of staring at a struggling Ashburn on the mat. Ashburn is groggy and Arbiter goes for a dropkick but misses as Ashburn dashes out of the way. Arbiter comes up fast and boots Ashburn in the mid-section. He gets Ashburn up on his shoulders and dashes back towards the ropes. Ashburn falls off Arbiter’s shoulders and goes crashing down to the outside floor. Arbiter rolls outside as the ref starts a count 1! Arbiter grabs an injured Ashburn by his head. 2! Arbiter smashes Ashburn's head into the apron side a few times. 3! Arbiter rolls Ashburn back in the ring. 4! Arbiter hits a big forearm on Ashburn's head. 5! Arbiter rolls in and the ref stops the count.
Steve White: Going off the hook here tonight!
Arbiter stands Ashburn up and tries for a suplex but Ashburn reverses it into a DDT, driving Arbiter to the mat. Ashburn quickly covers Arbiter.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: The action is heating up here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: At least Arbiter can fight this match without resorting to underhanded and dirty tactics.
Steve White: Never say never... Remember last week?
Chuck Thompson: I’ll admit I am impressed but if Arbiter wants to really win me over, he is going to have to beat someone else than Ashburn.
Arbiter easily kicks out. Both get up and start slowly striking each other as they are beginning to show they’re exhaustion. Arbiter goes to hit his piledriver but Ashburn gets out of it and grabs Arbiter. Amazingly Ashburn tries to lock Arbiter in the Breaker Lock. Ashburn can't get the move locked in properly and is pushed away. Arbiter runs up and tries to hit a big boot but can’t hit that either. Ashburn goes for a clothesline but misses and Arbiter turns him around hitting the Black 13. Arbiter jumps down to the mat and goes for a cover.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Arbiter!
Steve White: Well, The Arbiter looked impressive in his debut match tonight.
Arbiter gets up and gets his arm raised in victory by the referee as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
As we come back from the break we see Patricia Downs in the middle of the ring. We hear the whistles of a couple of the men at ringside as she turns toward the ramp. She looks up as a entrance video starts up and the music hits.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a triple threat match! There will be no disqualifications..there will be no draws..there must be a winner and the match is scheduled for one fall!
Chuck Thompson: Well ladies and gents this is probably one of the bigger matches when it comes to tonight. There is no doubt that Rissi's streak has grown increasingly large. The problem that still remains however is that he has gotten by week to week and he has absolutely shaken the foundations of this company. Rissi knows his famous because of his long streak, but lets be honest..is Rissi really in the best shape right now?
Steve White: Your kidding right Chuck? For all we know Rissi could be exactly what he says he is. The guy says his one hundred percent and I'll bite into the cream until proven otherwise. Sure, Rissi's in a triple threat match but the guy didn't get to this point in his career by fighting people in one verses one matches his entire career. His won thirty five matches Chuck. Thirty five!
The lights in the arena begin to flash and smoke emerges from the ramp. Headlines by Drake then hits the PA system.
"I Might Be Too Strung Out On Confidence"
"Overdosed On Compliments"
"Started Not To Give A Fuck"
"And Stopped Fearing The Consequence"
The Fans break out into a cheer as Rissi performs some theatrics at the top of the ramp then bolts down into the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first..He hails from Miami Florida..at the height of five feet and eleven inches. With the weight of two hundred thirty five pounds... HE IS MICHAEL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIII!!!
Steve White: This is the guy who I think will walk out of here tonight as our winner. No doubt in my mind Chuck. I'll bet you half my paycheck!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the second participant in this triple threat contest. He is a top contender for the Mayhem World Title. He hails from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania at the height of six feet and six inches. He comes in tonight weighing in at two hundred and eighty five pounds. He is the one and only FRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKKK FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNELLLIIIIIII!!!
Chuck Thompson: If there is any man who can end Rissi's streak Steve this is him. Frank gave Black Man a great match at Last Rites and we all know just like Rissi he isn't coming in at one hundred percent. I still have to say..Frank has been hurting over the past few days but he fought for the World Title last Sunday. It doesn't matter how bad his hurting because he is in the mind set of going for the top notch in that ladder.
The arena goes dark. The word Nightmare flashes across the screen as "Fatal" by The RZA begins to play. Red lights begin to flash and as the music starts to get heavier you see a very large figure begin to emerge from underneath the stage. The arena is now filled with blood red light as Gabriel stands at the top of the stage. He raises his right arm several bolts of lighting strike the stage behind him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the third and final participant in this match up. He hails from Pine Ridge, South Dakota! He comes in tonight at the outstanding height of six feet and eleven inches. He weighs in at the weight of three hundred and thirty five pounds. He is none other then the one and only...GABBBBBBRRRRRRRRIEEEEEEELLLLLLL CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!
He slowly begins his ascent from the stage to the ring making sure to take his time entering the ring as he stares his opponent down. He climbs up on the apron and then over the ropes never breaking eye contact with his opponent. He lets out a menacing and bellow roar as he raises his fist in the air bolts of lighting hitting each ring post.
Chuck Thompson: This guy looks amazing but his main problem is his a new guy around here. I don't think any of us can take him seriously as of yet do you? I mean don't get me wrong but I don't see him getting close to winning this to say the least. Maybe I'm crazy but what do you think Steve?
Steve White:The guy isn't as big of a name as either of his opponents so if he were to crawl out with a victory he'd suddenly get noticed. Don't get me wrong it wouldn't be easy for any of them to win this. The guy isn't quite as experienced as either of them either though. So I have to say that Rissi and Frank both have huge advantages over this guy. He can play a major part in this match but I don't believe he'll have his arm raised at all tonight.
The ref walks into the corner and the three men sit back for a moment. Each looking back and forth among themselves. Rissi reaches out and he and Frank shake hands very smoothly. Both men look over at the rookie that is Creed. Frank runs his hands across the top of his head and grins from ear to ear.
Steve White: Well we have to go to a short break folks. We'll start the match when we come back and were sure to have one hell of a fight! Don't turn your channels folks! We have one hell of a match coming up!
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DING DING DING!
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and thank you for joining us for another great edition of Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White along with Chuck Thompson like always and we plan to have a great night full of action.
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about that! We have a huge nine match card and i guarentee not one match will dissapoint! These are too great to miss, folks!
Steve White: And our main event is sure to be explosive too! Black retained his title last night with a surprise ending to the Pay Per View and defeated Frank Finelli after putting him through the top of the cell and through the ring mat! It was brutal! Then some guy named The Arbiter came down and beat down both the Mayhem World Champion and Frank Finelli. I wonder what will happen with that situation tonight.
Chuck Thompson: I'm surprised Frank and Black Man are even competing tonight. They both got beat up pretty badly. And i'm sure neither of them will be happy about what happened last week. We also have another great co-main event. Michael Rissi versus Frank Finelli versus Gabriel Creed. You can bet all three men want a win tonight. Rissi wants his title back and to continue his amazing undefeated streak, Frank has been gunning for another title shot since he lost the North American title months ago, and Creed is coming off a tough loss at the PPV as well, but is still being put in this big match!
Steve White: It will be amazing for sure! Let's get the action started!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This following match is for one fall!
The guitar solo from Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down begins to play over the pa system. As the group begins to sing Justice Orton walks out onto the top of the ramp looking around at the fans pointing her finger to a few of them at a time before running down the ramp towards the ring. Once at the ring she begins to slide under the bottom rope and goes to each corner standing up on the turnbuckle to pose for the fans to take pictures. Justice then hops down off the last turnbuckle turning to face the ramp and awaits her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Justice Orton!
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along.
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremely bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is eerie, unearthly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder as she does so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
"Let us entertain you."
The camera begins to notice the crowd change its demeanor slowly down sections as Pandora slowly makes her way down to the front row. She leans up against the rail as she tries to blend into the crowd. She finds herself around small group of children who are little baffled by Pandora’s presence, after getting some attention she begins to blend into the crowd as the next match begins to start.
Steve White: Pandora?
Patricia Downs: And her opponent… Munin!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Munin vs. Justice Orton
Munin stares at Justice for a few seconds before moving forward with an amused smile on her lips. She reaches back and slaps Justice across the face before following up the move with a dragon leg sweep. This causes Justice to fall back but as she does her body spins as she tries to counter with a spinning heel kick. Both women land on the mat but Justice is a hair faster on moving. She goes for the pin attempt while Munin lays there a bit dazed.
Chuck Thompson: Justice is looking to steal this one with a quick pin attempt.
Steve White: Well both women have show great athleticism so far.
Munin get her shoulders up before the one count and bucks her body to get Justice off of her. This causes the two women to separate for a few seconds as both get back to their feet. Justice lunges forward and tries to connect with a clothesline. Munin catches her arm and uses the momentum to drive Justice to the mat. Once on the mat Munin follows the motion through pulling Justice's arm behind her back. Before Munin can get the move locked in Justice reverses them and goes to lock in a side headlock.
Chuck Thompson: Either of these talent women could keep me warm any night of the week.
Steve White: WIth that thought aside Chuck, you have to admit that both these women are showing a solid understanding of holds and reversals.
Chuck Thompson: I have a few holds I would love to have them reverse for me.
Munin seems to freeze up as Justice applies the hold. Justice doesn't see the smirk on Munin's lips and pays for it as she lightens up the headlock. Munin suddenly moves slamming her elbow into Justice's gut repeatedly causing the hold to be completely broken. Munin gets to her feet and then quickly yanks Justice to her feet before Irish whipping her into the corner of the ring. From there Munin back fists Justice across the face in the move she calls Sanity.
Chuck Thompson: Justice is bad shape here but I wouldn't count her out yet.
Steve White: Well like I said these women sure know how to move.
Before Justice can react Munin tries to drag her into the center of the ring. Justice counters with a sunset flip to the side. Munin turns right into a headscissors takedown which Justice follows up with a quick figure four submission. Justice locks in the hold but Munin grabs the bottom rope causing the referee to pull Justice away. Munin slides under the ring rope then moves to the corner turnbuckle and climbs up to the top rope. Once there she waits for Justice to get back to her feet. Justice is on her feet looking away from Munin playing her fans. Munin launches off the top ropes and lands on Justice's back locking in the Merciful Death. Justice struggles on the mat but she eventually taps out to Munin!
Steve White: Munin picks up the win.
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by submission, Munin!
Pandora jumps over the railing and makes her way to the corner of the ring, reaching into a pocket on front of her dress she pulls out a shiny pair of silver brass knuckles. With her other hand she puts a little Christmas stick on bow on it and laying it down at the corner of the ring. Pandora smiles at Munin as she begins to clap before exiting up the ramp leaving Munin to her gift.
Munin looks down upon the gift left by Pandora. The crowd looks on to see her decisions on joining the group calling themselves the Devils Rejects. The takes the ribbon off the brass knuckles and stares at her new toy Pandora has given her as token of being accepted into the group.
Munin slides the knuckles down her fingers and gives it a try as she punches into her palm. She turns to Orton who is recovering off the mat. She hits Orton over the head with the brass knuckles, cutting Justice Orton's left eyebrow. The crowd cheers at the scene as Munin breaks in the brass knuckles with Orton's blood to symbolize her new allegiance.
Steve White: What is this?!
She makes her way out of the ring and up the ramp and "The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson plays. She admires her new blood coated gift up the ramp where Aphazel and Pandora come back out with open arms to give a honorable hug to their new sister-at-war. They then look on the the lifeless Justice Orton before they disappear behind the curtain as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is scheduled for one fall!
"Cocky" by Kid Rock blasts over the PA system as the arena fills with boos. After a few moments of nothing but boos, the man Rock N' Roll God himself walks out from behind the curtains, which makes the fans boo even louder. He looks around and then smirks before making his way down to the ring, ignoring all of the fans on his way. He reaches the ringside area and slides into the ring before taunting the fans.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, Rock N Roll God!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Rockin’ Lunatic!
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Match #2: Rock N' Roll God vs. Rockin' Lunatic
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Here we go! This should be a good one!
Rockin Lunatic starts off by running up to RNRG and giving a big kick into the gut of. RNRG hits the ground on his knees and Rockin grabs him by the hair. Rockin drags RNRG over to the turnbuckle and slams his head into it a couple of times.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin with a quick start to this match and may continue to lead towards the end it looks like.
Steve White: Don't bury them just yet!
Rockin rests RNRG against the corner and starts hitting left and right hands to the midsection of RNRG. Each blow sending a rush of pain to RNRG's face. Rockin backs off and take a major run up to hit a running clothesline on RNRG in the corner but RNRG dodges out of the way and Rockin is met with the turnbuckle.
Chuck Thompson: How does that corner taste Rockin?
Steve White: I imagine not good Chuck.
RNRG runs up and takes advantage of the situation by hitting a tough clothesline on Rockin then dropping a leg. RNRG gets up and smirks at the crowd before picking Rockin up and hitting a scoopslam, driving him into the mat. Rockin lets out a moan in pain as RNRG stands over him.
Steve White: Now RNRG's back on top. This is getting interesting.
Rockin slowly gets back up but is met with RNRG locking his head under RNRG's arm. Rockin tries to struggle out but RNRG won't budge. RNRG steps back taps Rockin on the back and hits a huge DDT sending Rockin's face crashing into the mat. RNRG gets back up and raises his arms to the crowd as Rockin struggles in pain on the ground.
Steve White: the current of this match turns again as the big risk taker Rockin Lunatic goes up to hit a big risk move!
Chuck Thompson: Oh go home Rockin, this isn't the little leagues!
Rockin stands up on the top ropes as RNRG recovers and turns around to meet a ready to jump Rockin. Rockin gets ready to launch himself.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin Lunatic is crazy, looks like a diving cross body!
Rockin Lunatic dives off the top rope towards RNRG but RNRG Kicks and scouts the aerial attack and hits a boot to Rockin's gut in mid-air just in time, sending Rockin down to the mat coughing in complete pain.
Steve White: RNRG scouted Rockin Lunatic perfectly. RNRG just does not want to experience another loss and I think he is sending a message not only to Rockin but also to EHWF that he is ready to get vengeance for what happened in ECWF.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin looks like he is half destroyed on the mat, I wouldn't be surprised if he just sustained an injury.
Rockin rolls around the mat in pain for a while as RNRG gets his breath back. RNRG signals to the crowd and the crowd starts to cheer. Rockin uses the ropes to slowly stagger back to his feet as RNRG starts watching and scouting Lunatic from behind.
Steve White: What's RNRG got in mind here?
RNRG runs up to hit his finisher but Rockin' ducks it. Rockin turns around and boots RNRG in the gut before hitting a DDT, driving RNRG into the mat. RNRG tries to recover quickly but is stunned badly. Rockin ducks a bad clothesline from RNRG and then boots him had in the gut once more, this time hitting his finisher the Lunatic Twist.
Chuck Thompson: Lunatic Twist! Rockin' hit it and now RNRG is out cold on the mat. I don't believe it.
Rockin' goes for the cover.
Steve White: A hook of the far leg, can Rockin pull it off?
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Rockin' Lunatic!
As RNRG slowly climbs back up to his feet, Been to hell blasts over the PA and 2D runs out from backstage in his black jeans and his black tank top. He charges down the ramp and slides into the ring and dodges a hit from RNRG as the music fades. 2D bounces off the back ropes and comes back at RNRG with a clothesline. 2D then follows it up with a leg drop and then 2D gets on RNRG and starts giving him punches to the face left and right over and over again. 2D finally gets up and awaits for RNRG to stand up.
Steve White: Oh my God! 2D is out here beating Rock N' Roll God to death just moments after his loss to Rockin' Lunatic and now it looks like 2D is getting ready for the Chokeslam.[/color]
Once RNRG stands up to his feet, 2D slaps RNRG's throat with his hand and lifts him up for the Dope Slam (Chokeslam). 2D connects.
Steve White: Oh my God! We may need paramedics out here. 2D has connected with that vicious Chokeslam.
Chuck Thompson: I don't blame 2D one bit for this. 2D has been screwed by Rock N' Roll God in ECWF, this was 2D's revenge.
2D then starts kicking RNRG in the ribs and head until referees pull him off. He exits the ring and walks backwards up the entrance ramp, smiling at what he has done as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a mixed tag team match scheduled for one fall!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system but nothing happens across the entire arena. The song picks back up and the fans are quiet. Then from the ramp come the two figures of Spike Logan and Ray Austin carrying their opponents on their shoulders. Both of them are bloody messes as their pushed into the ring.
Chuck Thompson: Wait a minute, your telling me these two guys are bringing out already unconscious opponents!?
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Ray Austin & Spike Logan vs. Quinton Hughes & Whitney Wyld
Steve White: Well, it looks like this is officially a match. I bet Quinton Hughes started the backstage fight.
Spike Logan lifts up Quinton Hughes as Ray Austin lifts up Whitney. Spike Logan connects with the Coupe De Grace on Quinton Hughes. Ray Austin connects with the Modified GTS on Whitney. Ray pulls Whitney to the outside and kicks her to the outside and spits on her. He then gets back up on the ring anpron and gets tagged in. He climbs into the ring and taunts the downed Quinton Hughes a little bit before locking in the Spiral Tap! Quinton Hughes can barely fight it and taps quickly.
DING DING DING!
Steve White: That wasn't even a match Chuck. They were already finished long before they were brought up into the ring here tonight. How long was the match anyway?
Chuck Thompson: Maybe 60 seconds? Maybe?
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners...Ray Austin and Spike Logan!
The two winners stand in the ring with their hands on there hips. Having destroyed both their opponents before even getting to the ring. We go to a commercial break as they both leave the ring and celebrate their victory.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and shows Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand once again.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, here to perform 2 Dope's theme song "Been To Hell"...Hollywood Undead!
The camera cuts to the stage where we see Hollywood Undead.
As the Band plays half way through the song 2D emerges from backstage bouncing around on stage holding several Undead Army shirts. 2D then walks down the ramp throwing the shirts into the crowd for the fans as they cheer for him. Once 2D is at the ring he notices Jhonny 3 tears, J-Dogg and Charlie Scene of HU has made their way to the ring. 2D gets into the ring through the top and middle rope and give high fives to the band members and then walks to the back turnbuckle and climbs it to the second rope and poses for the crowd by throwing his hands in the air. 2D then climbs down as Been to Hell ends and Hollywood Undead exits backstage. 2D paces the ring and awaits his opponent.
The lights go out and thunder and lightning is heard before Shoots And Ladders begins to play, as the lyrics start a spot light shines on the entrance stage. Storming Raven steps out on to the stage with his head bowed before jerking his head up to stare intently at his opponent and point at his opponent. Lightning strikes behind him as he points at his opponent with his left hand then runs his thumb across his throat, before sprinting down to the ring and sliding in.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first Storming Raven!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Storming Raven vs. 2 Dope
The Bell Rings and 2 Dope jumps Storming Raven quickly and hits him with a shoulder block. 2 Dope quickly drops down to the mat with Raven and hits a flurry of lefts and rights on his face. 2 Dope is all over Raven as he struggles on the ground. Raven is able to headbutt 2 Dope and push him off him. Raven gets to his feet and locks 2 Dope in a headlock. 2 Dope struggles and Raven is able to flip 2 Dope on the mat while still holding his headlock. 2 Dope drives and elbow into Raven and gets to his feet. 2 Dope goes to clothesline Raven but Raven ducks it and hits a shoulder block on 2 Dope, knocking him down to the mat.
Steve White: Raven surprisingly showing some incredible motivation here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: I have to say, it looks like Raven is taking this serious.
Raven runs over to a hurt 2 Dope and boots him in the ribs. The crowd boos but Raven just takes it in. Raven takes another run up and once again boots 2 Dope in the ribs, this time 2 Dope rolls out of the ring in pain. Raven slowly follows him and goes for a clothesline on the outside. 2 Dope ducks it and propels Raven into the steel ringpost. The ref starts counting. 1...2...3...4... 2 Dope takes a moment and throws Raven back in the ring, he then gets back in himself. Raven gets up but walks into a big boot from 2 Dope. 2 Dope goes for a cover.
Steve White: Hook of the leg!
Chuck Thompson: This could be it!
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2 Dope is pissed and picks Raven up. Raven tries to get back in the game by hitting a few rights and lefts to the head of 2 Dope. 2 Dope backs off and tries to swing at Raven but Raven hits a lariat and knocks 2 Dope down. 2 Dope struggles up to his knees but Raven gives a ruthless boot to 2 Dope's head. Raven goes for a cover.
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Steve White: Dangerously close there Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like shit is getting real here tonight.
Steve White: I didn't see this coming out of Raven tonight at all... I'm surprised and impressed.
Chuck Thompson: I still don't like him Steve.
Raven gets up and starts kicking 2 Dope on the mat. 2 Dope gets up and shoves Raven to the floor. 2 Dope goes to pick him up but Raven his 2 Dope with a thumb to the eye. 2 Dope is hurt and Raven capitalises by hitting a reverse leg sweep. 2 Dope goes down hard on the mat and Raven drops an elbow before covering once again.
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Chuck Thompson: I’m on the edge of my damn seat here tonight Steve... Raven is actually doing good here tonight, he could rack up a big win here over 2 Dope.
Steve White: If Raven could get a win over 2 Dope here tonight that would definitely prove to EHWF that he is capable of bigger things.
Chuck Thompson: Oh shit, watch out!
Storming Raven backs off and then runs up, kicking 2 Dope in the head and face at full force. The crowd yells and 2 Dope is badly hurt as we see him holding his now bleeding head. Raven stands behind a struggling 2 Dope waiting for him to get up so he can hit his finishing move and end this match, but when 2 Dope does get to his feet, he reverses the finishing move of Storming Raven and ends up planting his head into the ring mat with a spike DDT! 2 Dope then looks down at Raven, who is out, and stomps him in the face a few times. Seconds later, blood begins flowing from the face in various parts of Storming Raven. He begins to shake and stops protecting himself. The referee doesn't see Storming Raven fit to continue this match, so he ends it.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The referee has called a stop to this match declaring 2 Dope the winner due to Storming Raven not being able to compete any longer!
2 Dope gets his arm raised in victory by the referee as he has the same smile he had earlier in the night after attacking Rock N' Roll God on his face. 2 Dope exits the ring and throws his arms in the air, proud of what he did. The scene fades to a commercial break.
We come back from the commercial break as the next superstars come to the ring.
The lights go out as red, blue and white strobes fill the arena. The opening guitar riffs to "Enter Sandman" by Metallica begin to play as a large billow of smog covers the entrance. A shadow appears behind the smog before the young Alex Cross appears on the other side of it. His gazed is fixed firmly on the ring but he allows himself to look out into the crowd and snear in there direction.
He heads down the ramp as fans reach out to touch him but he jerks away as they come to close to him As he reaches the base of the ring he slides in underneath the bottom rope and walks to the center of the ring where a single spot light hits him as the rest of the arena appears black as night. Fireworks shoot up into the air from the stage as the lights finally come back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, Alex Cross!
The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arenas speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown. In his right hand is a royal scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the the lyrics start up, the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring, Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt, revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, Sah'ta Thor!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Alex Cross vs. Sah’ta Thor
The match starts out with both men tieing up in the center of the ring. Alex Cross gets the quick upper hand and puts Sah’ta Thor in a headlock. It isn't tightly locked in, so Sah’ta Thor easily escapes the hold. They circle each other and then get in a tie up again. This time, Sah’ta Thor is the one that gets the upper hand. He puts Alex Cross in a head lock and then bulldogs him down to the ring mat. He quickly jumps back up to his feet and stomps Alex Cross while he is down a few times. Alex Cross rolls over to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope so Sah’ta Thor has to back off.
Steve White: Oh come on!
Chuck Thompson: Alex Cross is playing it safe! A good move on his part!
Sah’ta Thor backs off and Alex Cross climbs back up to his feet, rubbing his side and cracking his neck. They circle each other again and Sah’ta Thor suddenly dives in and spears Alex Cross down to the ring mat. Sah’ta Thor then begins punching Alex Cross in the head multiple times. Alex Cross finally scrambles out of the hold, but is quickly caught with a knee just as he is getting back to his feet. Sah’ta Thor jumps on him again and begins to hit him with forearms to the face. Alex Cross rolls over to the ropes again and grabs the bottom rope, but this time Sah’ta Thor doesn't back off. He just keeps beating on Alex Cross. Finally, Alex Cross pushes Sah’ta Thor through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Sah’ta Thor lays there, holding his back as he landed awkwardly on it. Alex Cross slowly uses the ring ropes to help him get back up to his feet.
Steve White: Thor took a pretty bad fall there.
Chuck Thompson: Get up Thor!
Steve White: He could beat your ass, Chuck.
Thor gets up to his feet and Alex Cross jumps over the top rope and hits a perfectly executed crossbody on Sah’ta Thor. Both men lay on the floor for a few moments, but Alex Cross is quickly back up to his feet. He picks up Sah’ta Thor and throws him against the crowd barrier. He hits it with a loud thud. His face twists in pain and Alex Cross kicks him a few times in the stomach. He then grabs Sah’ta Thor by the head, lifts him up, and drops him chest first onto the crowd barrier. Sah’ta Thor falls to the ground and holds his chest and coughs a few times as Alex Cross rolls into the ring and then back out to break the count.
Chuck Thompson: Another smart move by Alex Cross.
Alex Cross picks up Thor and smacks his head off of the ring apron and then tosses him back into the ring. He then slides into the ring after him and picks him up, but Sah’ta Thor finds it in him to knee Alex Cross in the stomach and then put him in a headlock and knee him in the face two times. Alex Cross falls backwards into the corner of the ring, where Sah’ta Thor gets down and begins to choke him. He then gets off of him when the referee counts to four and threatens to disqualify him. He leans against the ropes to catch his breath for a minute before going back to work on Alex Cross. He picks him up and scoop slams him back down onto the ring mat. He then picks him up again and throws him against the ropes and when Alex Cross comes running back at him, Thor hits a huge spinebuster on him. Alex Cross lays flat on his back on the ring mat.
Steve White: That was a pretty damn good powerbomb by Thor there!
Thor then gets fired up and signals for the end. He picks up Alex Cross and hits him with the Parasite Eve! The crowd cheers as Thor goes for the pin.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Sah’ta Thor!
The crowd cheers for him as he gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He then climbs out of the ring and begins to make his way up the entrance ramp towards the backstage area as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
As we come back from the commercial break we are welcome by the figures of our commentary team. Chuck Thompson and Steve White. As they are getting situated with their headsets we hear our lovely announcer Patricia Downs as she taps the microphone and brings it up to her mouth.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a tag team contest and is scheduled for one fall!
The lights go green as Hang Yourself hits the PA system. Out walks Sheamus and he looks behind him, but no Raven. All of a sudden, raven is lowered to the ground as he has a rope wrapped around his neck and they walk to the ring. Raven takes off the rope as they wait for their challengers.
Chuck Thompson: Here comes the team of Raven Trueblood and Sheamus. Raven Trueblood is coming off one of the biggest wins in his career this past Sunday. Do you think it'll come off as a big surprise for any of the fans at home if he followed up here tonight with another big victory?
Steve White: Well let's be honest. Raven Trueblood is great, but your totally forgetting that this isn't just about him. This is about him and his partner in Sheamus Moses. Who by the way is not at all hot right now. If you really want to consider both of there streaks as of late then yes. I believe there opponent's have a much higher chance of winning tonight.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first they are the team of the North American Champion Raven Trueblood and Sheamus Moses! They are the Insidious souls!!!
The fast pace guitars blare out "115" by Elena Siegman as the arena goes pitch black, the lights keep little view as they begin to flicker. Purple smoke begins to fill the entrance as Pandora and Aphazel walk on either side of Devil Bill. Devil Bill limping down the entrance with his cane, Aphazel by his arm. Pandora carrying her stuffed rabbit, and roller chest behind her.
Patricia Downs: Introducing their opponents..coming in tonight with Devil Bill. They are the team of Aphazel and Pandora. They are the Devils Rejects!
As they approach the ring, Pandora gives the handle to her roller chest to Bill and her Rabbit before they slide into the ring. Devil Bill rest up on the chest leaning on his cane as his daughters get ready.
Chuck Thompson: Well by the looks of things Steve I don't think that I can agree with you. This may come off as sexist but how can two women beat two men in a man's sport?
Steve White: And all the women who watch this show probably just turned the channel Chuck. Great job there you prick!
Patricia Downs is slowly getting out of the ring as Pandora and Aphazel are talking to Devil Bill in their corner. Devil Bill points his cane between them and his face is red as he commands them on how to go about this match. Pandora nods and she slowly walks into the middle of the ring. She runs her hands across her face as Raven Trueblood also walks into the middle of the ring. The ref comes in between them and he checks them both thoroughly. He backs up into the ropes and lifts his hand.
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Insidious Souls (Raven Trueblood & Sheamus Moses) vs. Pandora & Aphazel
Pandora and Raven Trueblood talk at each other in mumbles that the camera don't pick up for multiple seconds and then Pandora does something that most wrestler's don't look for. Stomping on Raven Trueblood's foot! Raven screams out in shook before getting the shit slapped out of his mouth. Pandora begins landing forearms to his head as she pushes him into the ropes. The ref pulls her off and Raven comes out of no where with a forearm of his own. Pandora stumbles into the corner and Raven flies in with a clothesline!
Chuck Thompson: Pandora better be careful on how she pushes Raven's buttons here tonight. His on a hot streak. Even as weird of a girl as she is..shes only a woman. There is no way in any of the nine hell holes she can over power Raven Trueblood.
As we come back from break we see Pandora is getting pounded into the corner with right forearms of Ravens and she hides behind the ropes as she is in a daze. Raven comes back after pushing the ref out of his way. Pandora shoves her finger into his right eye! Raven turns and she grabs onto his hair pulling him straight down onto the mat with a loud thud! Pandora gets on top of Raven and begins landing punches to his head as the ref starts a count on her.
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Chuck Thompson: Ladies and gentlemen we will be back after a commercial break! Don't turn the channel! The actions only just started!
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Pandora pulls herself off as she looks at the ref with a sense of rage in her eyes. She turns toward Raven and kicks him across his stomach. Pulling Raven into her corner. She tags in her partner Aphazel. Aphazel enters and begins stomping on Raven and getting him planted into their corner. As the ref pushes her away Pandora grabs a hold of Raven's neck and wring's it from the apron. Choking him to the very little satisfactory of his partner Moses.
Steve White: Sometimes it doesn't matter what your gender is Chuck. Sometimes you just come up with a plan to win. And that's exactly what Bill has helped these women do here tonight. Raven Trueblood is getting his life beat out of him and his partner can't do a single thing about it!
Aphazel comes back into the corner and pulls Raven out by his feet. As he lifts himself up he his quickly pulled down into a DDT. Raven rolls out of the ring with his hands over his head. Aphazel comes through the ropes to follow him. As she runs up from behind Raven turns and gets her with a toe hold sending her face first into the railing! Raven turns as Pandora comes flying at him and he catches her with a clothesline of his own! Then as he turns around he gets caught with a dropkick sending him stumbling backward by Aphazel! Pandora lifts herself up and the two grab a hold of Raven. The ref is holding back Sheamus who is trying to help his partner on the outside!
Chuck Thompson: This isn't looking good for Raven Trueblood! Ref turn the fuck around! This isn't right! You won't let him go help his partner but your letting them gang up on his ass! Pay the fuck attention you retard!
Raven Trueblood is lifted and dropped with a suplex into the railings. Both girls roll into the ring into Moses who catches them both with a clothesline. Moses pushes Pandora into the ropes and catches her on the way back with a back body drop over the top rope and to the floor! Aphazel is on her way back up and gets nailed with a big boot! The ref pushes Moses into the corner and he curses as he looks out toward his partner Raven Trueblood. The ref turns and is looking back toward Pandora on the outside. Devil Bill pushes his cane into the ring.
Steve White: WAIT A MINUTE! WATCH OUT MOSES! Raven's still unconscious on the outside Chuck! This isn't right and you know it! It's not right if someone makes it a handicap match!
Moses turns toward Devil Bill who is on the apron and he swings for his head with a forearm. Bill ducks under the swing and pushes him back. Aphazel catches him across the back of his head with Bill's cane! Moses drops like a sack of potatoes as the ref turns back around. Bill catches his cane and slowly gets off the apron. Aphazel pulls Moses into the middle of the ring and hooks both of his legs!
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Raven Trueblood breaks it up with a elbow across Aphazel's head!
Chuck Thompson: Thank god! It would of been embarrassing to Raven Trueblood and Sheamus Moses if they lost to these two young women! That would be a slap across the face for both of these young men!
Aphazel lifts herself up and is caught with several right hands by Raven Trueblood. Raven pushes her into the ropes and then whips her out into corner! Moses rolls out of the ring as he tries to shake off the stars around his head. Raven connects with a clothesline into a bulldog! Raven turns into Pandora who catches him with a hotshot across the ropes as she drops off the apron! Raven drops onto his knees as Aphazel tags in Pandora. Pandora gets on the top rope and flips off the fans. She dives off and lands a flying clothesline on Raven Trueblood! Raven Trueblood begins lifting himself up and gets caught with a nose full of boot by Pandora! This is followed by Pandora catching Raven Trueblood with a scissor kick!
Steve White: Pandora catches Raven Trueblood with a very nice kick there! It's quite surprising to see her doing so well against a man isn't it Chuck? Do you regret how you worded that? Because it's about to get real hairy for your boys if this keeps up! We'll find out which way things are going after we come back from our second commercial break during this contest. It's been a long one hasn't it Chuck?
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As we come back from break again we see Pandora as she lifts up Raven' Truebloods legs and send him flying into the turnbuckle! Aphazel nails him across the jaw with a forearm! Raven turns into Pandora who pulls him face first into her knees by his hair! Raven curses and rolls trying to create distance. Pandora climbs onto the top rope and Aphazel tags herself in! Moses comes from out of no where with a big boot across Aphazel's face sending her crashing to the floor. He grabs a hold of Pandora who rakes his eyes! She pushes him off and to the floor! Pandora turns and dives at Raven Trueblood who catches her with a mid-air dropkick! Pandora rolls around in pain as Raven rolls up onto his feet. As Pandora lifts herself back up shes caught across the head with the night screams!
Chuck Thompson: FUCK YES! Get that pin Raven Trueblood! Teach these two little girls why women don't get in the ring with men! Come on you sorry son of a bitch! Be worth something for Christ sake!
Raven Trueblood looks at the ref who is telling him that Pandora isn't the legal person in the match. Aphazel comes from behind him with a clothesline! Raven picks himself up and pushes Aphazel off and she covers her head as he comes over her and lifts his boot and stomps on her chest. Pandora comes from the side with a headbutt! Aphazel capitalizes as the ref turns his focus to Pandora to get her out of the ring to hit a low blow on Raven Trueblood! Raven falls onto the mat and Aphazel hooks one of the legs! Devil Bill uses his cane to hold down Raven's legs as he is so close to the ropes!
Steve White: NO! NO! REF PAY ATTENTION! RAVEN IS BEING HELD BY HIS FEET! COME ON REF! DON'T END IT THIS WAY BY GOD! PLEASE DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY!
Moses comes from the side and pulls Bill out of the way. The ref starts the count as Moses pushes down Bill. Not hurting him but leaving him on his ass. Moses looks up as the ref count reaches the count of 2! The ref looks up to see Raven's feet in the ropes! Moses lifts himself onto the apron as Aphazel lifts herself from the cover in a cursing fit. Moses grabs her by the hair to her chagrin as she yells out for her partner. Receiving a backward hotshot! Aphazel falls onto the mat and rolls toward the middle of the ring. Raven begins lifting himself up as he looks down at his opponent. a grin crossing his face.
Chuck Thompson: Well this is gonna be a finish to remember Steve. The girl's are going down here tonight after all. I told you that men would beat women here tonight didn't I?
Raven pulls Aphazel back up and she is blindly tagged by her partner Pandora! Raven nails the forgotten drop on Aphazel with a loud thud. He hooks both legs and the ref gets down yelling at Raven. Telling him that he had not his finisher on the right opponent. Raven curses and lifts himself up but only to receive a knee to his chin. Raven stumbles back into the corner and Pandora walks toward him. He lifts his feet into her face and pulls himself onto the top rope!
Steve White: NO! NO! WATCH OUT PANDORA! WATCH OUT!!!
Pandora lifts herself to her feet as Raven lifts himself all the way up. Aphazel comes flying across the ring and she pushes the ref into Moses as his trying to enter the ring. Raven stumbles and falls off the top rope into a boot full to his nuts! Raven yelps out in pain! Raven stumbles onto the ground as the ref lifts himself slowly off the mat. Raven is laying there with his eyes on the lights as his completely out of it.
Chuck Thompson: FUCK NO! GET SOME BRAINS YOU RETARDED REF! THIS IS A SCREW JOB!THIS IS AT LEAST THE THIRD FUCKING TIME IN THIS MATCH THEY HAVE BROKEN THE RULES OF THIS MATCH! NOT ONLY DOUBLE TEAMING ON RAVEN TRUEBLOOD BUT ALSO TAKING OUT THE REF AND LOW BLOWING A OPPONENT!!
The ref crawls over as Pandora lifts herself onto the top rope and pushes herself as high as she can on the top rope before dropping onto Raven with a elbow across his face! Hooking both legs as Devil Bill is hitting the mat as harshly as he can!
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Steve White: And the match is over ladies and gents! Though it isn't left without controversy to say the least! It was still one hell of a match!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners the Devils Rejects!!
Pandora rolls off of Raven Trueblood and her arm is raised as her partner Aphazel is behind the ref. The two girls lift there hands in the air and we cut to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial as the next match is getting ready to start.
Patricia Downs: This contest is for one fall!
Ashburn walks out and looks pumped. He makes his way to the ring and gets ready for his match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first David Ashburn!
"You must FIGHT ... "
The lights begin flickering, and a cloud of steam precludes the arrival of the Arbiter. He steps out onto the stage and stands there for a moment, surveying the crowd through his mask. He then makes his way down to the ring, ascending the steel steps and entering through the ring ropes. Walking a slow circle around the inside of the ring, he either turns to stare at his opponent or up at the ramp in anticipation of their arrival.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The Arbiter!
DING DING DING!
Match #7: David Ashburn vs. The Arbiter
The bell rings. Arbiter and Ashburn are locked up in the centre. Ashburn is able to push Arbiter in the corner and hit a few knees into Arbiter's mid-section. Arbiter is able to push out back into the middle of the ring. While locked up Arbiter punches Ashburn in the gut a few times and Ashburn unlocks out. Arbiter boots Ashburn in the mid-section and bounces off the ropes. Arbiter comes back and hits a diving elbow, taking Ashburn down to the mat.
Steve White: I think Arbiter is going to squash Ashburn here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Arbiter needs to prove himself after last weeks main event attack.
Steve White: I agree and what a better way to prove himself then against Ashburn.
Chuck Thompson: Uh... Yeah Steve.
Arbiter stands Ashburn up and hits a few lefts and rights. Ashburn reverses one of the strikes and locks Arbiter into a chicken wing. Arbiter turns Ashburn’s move into a close spinebuster and eventually stands Ashburn up after a while of staring at a struggling Ashburn on the mat. Ashburn is groggy and Arbiter goes for a dropkick but misses as Ashburn dashes out of the way. Arbiter comes up fast and boots Ashburn in the mid-section. He gets Ashburn up on his shoulders and dashes back towards the ropes. Ashburn falls off Arbiter’s shoulders and goes crashing down to the outside floor. Arbiter rolls outside as the ref starts a count 1! Arbiter grabs an injured Ashburn by his head. 2! Arbiter smashes Ashburn's head into the apron side a few times. 3! Arbiter rolls Ashburn back in the ring. 4! Arbiter hits a big forearm on Ashburn's head. 5! Arbiter rolls in and the ref stops the count.
Steve White: Going off the hook here tonight!
Arbiter stands Ashburn up and tries for a suplex but Ashburn reverses it into a DDT, driving Arbiter to the mat. Ashburn quickly covers Arbiter.
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Steve White: The action is heating up here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: At least Arbiter can fight this match without resorting to underhanded and dirty tactics.
Steve White: Never say never... Remember last week?
Chuck Thompson: I’ll admit I am impressed but if Arbiter wants to really win me over, he is going to have to beat someone else than Ashburn.
Arbiter easily kicks out. Both get up and start slowly striking each other as they are beginning to show they’re exhaustion. Arbiter goes to hit his piledriver but Ashburn gets out of it and grabs Arbiter. Amazingly Ashburn tries to lock Arbiter in the Breaker Lock. Ashburn can't get the move locked in properly and is pushed away. Arbiter runs up and tries to hit a big boot but can’t hit that either. Ashburn goes for a clothesline but misses and Arbiter turns him around hitting the Black 13. Arbiter jumps down to the mat and goes for a cover.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Arbiter!
Steve White: Well, The Arbiter looked impressive in his debut match tonight.
Arbiter gets up and gets his arm raised in victory by the referee as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
As we come back from the break we see Patricia Downs in the middle of the ring. We hear the whistles of a couple of the men at ringside as she turns toward the ramp. She looks up as a entrance video starts up and the music hits.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a triple threat match! There will be no disqualifications..there will be no draws..there must be a winner and the match is scheduled for one fall!
Chuck Thompson: Well ladies and gents this is probably one of the bigger matches when it comes to tonight. There is no doubt that Rissi's streak has grown increasingly large. The problem that still remains however is that he has gotten by week to week and he has absolutely shaken the foundations of this company. Rissi knows his famous because of his long streak, but lets be honest..is Rissi really in the best shape right now?
Steve White: Your kidding right Chuck? For all we know Rissi could be exactly what he says he is. The guy says his one hundred percent and I'll bite into the cream until proven otherwise. Sure, Rissi's in a triple threat match but the guy didn't get to this point in his career by fighting people in one verses one matches his entire career. His won thirty five matches Chuck. Thirty five!
The lights in the arena begin to flash and smoke emerges from the ramp. Headlines by Drake then hits the PA system.
"I Might Be Too Strung Out On Confidence"
"Overdosed On Compliments"
"Started Not To Give A Fuck"
"And Stopped Fearing The Consequence"
The Fans break out into a cheer as Rissi performs some theatrics at the top of the ramp then bolts down into the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first..He hails from Miami Florida..at the height of five feet and eleven inches. With the weight of two hundred thirty five pounds... HE IS MICHAEL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIII!!!
Steve White: This is the guy who I think will walk out of here tonight as our winner. No doubt in my mind Chuck. I'll bet you half my paycheck!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the second participant in this triple threat contest. He is a top contender for the Mayhem World Title. He hails from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania at the height of six feet and six inches. He comes in tonight weighing in at two hundred and eighty five pounds. He is the one and only FRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKKK FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNELLLIIIIIII!!!
Chuck Thompson: If there is any man who can end Rissi's streak Steve this is him. Frank gave Black Man a great match at Last Rites and we all know just like Rissi he isn't coming in at one hundred percent. I still have to say..Frank has been hurting over the past few days but he fought for the World Title last Sunday. It doesn't matter how bad his hurting because he is in the mind set of going for the top notch in that ladder.
The arena goes dark. The word Nightmare flashes across the screen as "Fatal" by The RZA begins to play. Red lights begin to flash and as the music starts to get heavier you see a very large figure begin to emerge from underneath the stage. The arena is now filled with blood red light as Gabriel stands at the top of the stage. He raises his right arm several bolts of lighting strike the stage behind him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the third and final participant in this match up. He hails from Pine Ridge, South Dakota! He comes in tonight at the outstanding height of six feet and eleven inches. He weighs in at the weight of three hundred and thirty five pounds. He is none other then the one and only...GABBBBBBRRRRRRRRIEEEEEEELLLLLLL CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!
He slowly begins his ascent from the stage to the ring making sure to take his time entering the ring as he stares his opponent down. He climbs up on the apron and then over the ropes never breaking eye contact with his opponent. He lets out a menacing and bellow roar as he raises his fist in the air bolts of lighting hitting each ring post.
Chuck Thompson: This guy looks amazing but his main problem is his a new guy around here. I don't think any of us can take him seriously as of yet do you? I mean don't get me wrong but I don't see him getting close to winning this to say the least. Maybe I'm crazy but what do you think Steve?
Steve White:The guy isn't as big of a name as either of his opponents so if he were to crawl out with a victory he'd suddenly get noticed. Don't get me wrong it wouldn't be easy for any of them to win this. The guy isn't quite as experienced as either of them either though. So I have to say that Rissi and Frank both have huge advantages over this guy. He can play a major part in this match but I don't believe he'll have his arm raised at all tonight.
The ref walks into the corner and the three men sit back for a moment. Each looking back and forth among themselves. Rissi reaches out and he and Frank shake hands very smoothly. Both men look over at the rookie that is Creed. Frank runs his hands across the top of his head and grins from ear to ear.
Steve White: Well we have to go to a short break folks. We'll start the match when we come back and were sure to have one hell of a fight! Don't turn your channels folks! We have one hell of a match coming up!
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DING DING DING!
Match #8: Michael Rissi vs. Frank Finelli vs. Gabriel Creed