Post by La Familia Gómez on Dec 31, 2012 1:27:37 GMT -5
The Camera pans to the stage to see a buried alive setup.
Chuck Thompson: Well folks as you are seeing there is a Buried alive set up here on the stage and nobody actually knows why?
Steve White: We may find out later tonight!
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello and Happy Holidays! We are LIVE in Bulgaria for the first ever time for this special Christmas edition of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White along with Chuck Thompson and we have a great smaller card for our loyal fans here in Bulgaria!
Chuck Thompson: That we do, Steve. Our main event is going to tear the house down! Drake Coleman is going to team up with Black Man to face off against the team of The Arbiter and Sah'ta Thor! Black Man and The Arbiter will finally be in an actual match against each other tonight! This match is going to explode, i guarentee it!
Steve White: I wouldn't doubt it. These two men have been at each others throats since The Arbiter appeared a few months ago and attacked Frank Finelli and Black Man, mainly aiming for Black Man. But we can't let that completely overshadow our co-main event. 2 Dope will finally go one on one with former boss over in ECWF, Rock N' Roll God. With how much these two hate each other, it will be fun to watch them tear each other apart.
Chuck Thompson: I would normally pick 2 Dope to win in a landslide, but with all that has been going on around the Undead Army here in EHWF lately, he will have to watch his back at all times tonight, even during his match. So i think Rock N' Roll God will pull off a win due to outside interfearance! I just have a feeling somebody else will get involved.
Steve White: Especially with what happened at the end of last week's Mayhem. He took Michael Rissi out of commission. Rissi badly wanted to be here tonight, but could not make the show due to the injuries he sustained at the hands of the Undead Army last week. We wish him a speedy recovery. But let's get on with the show now.
The camera pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to call the first match to ever take place in Bulgaria.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, Rockin' Lunatic!
"Glory" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the p.a system of the EHWF. The fans are all standing on there feet. Out to the top of the stage stands the greatest man alive stands on the stage. Chance Davis walks down the ramp slapping the fans hands and letting the fans slap him on the back. He walks up the step[s and then gets onto the apron. He jumps over the ropes and stands in the ring ready for a fight.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, weighing in at 203 pounds and standing at 5 feet and 3 inches tall, Chance Davis!
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Chance Davis running at Rockin' Lunatic and attempts a huge clotheline, but Lunatic ducks it and superkicks Chance when he turns around! Chance hits the ring mat hard and rubs his nose to make sure he is not bleeding from the hard superkick he just took. He gets back up to his feet and Lunatic drop kicks him, making him stumble backwards and fall out of the ring in between the ropes. Lunatic then points at Chance and climbs to the top rope. He stands backwards and once Chance Davis gets up to his feet on the outside of the ring, Lunatic does a moonsault off of the top rope and onto Chance Davis! Lunatic jumps back up to his feet fired up. He picks up Chance and attempts an irish whip into the steel ring steps, but Chance reverses and instread irish whips Lunatic into them! Lunatic lays on the floor holding his back.
Steve White: Chance Davis really needed that reversal. Good thing he hit it.
Chuck Thompson: Lunatic took a few big risks there and only one of them paid off.
Chance Davis picks Lunatic back up to his feet and scoop slams him on the floor. The referee yells at him to get back into the ring, so he slides back in as the referee begins to count out Lunatic. 1...2...3...4...5... Lunatic is back up to his feet and slowly begins to slide back into the ring, but Chance Davis runs at him and baseball slides him back out of the ring! The referee yells at Chance again.
Steve White: Chance won't even let Lunatic back into the ring! Smart or not?
Chuck Thompson: Of course it is smart. He is playing a smart game right now.
Lunatic climbs back up to his feet on the outside of the ring and Chance Davis decides he wants to take a high risk maneauver himself. He runs against the opposite ring ropes and jumps up and over the top rope and does a corkscrew, but Lunatic jumps out of the way and Chance Davis crashes hard to the floor and smacks the back of his head off of it, knocking him out cold. Lunatic looks down at the lifeless Chance Davis and then rolls back into the ring as the referee begins counting. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7 still no signs of life from Chance as he continues laying on the floor, motionless. 8...9...10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by countout, Rockin' Lunatic!
The fans boo heavily at this decision, but when the referee goes out to check on Chance Davis, it proves to be a good call. He calls for the paramedics as Lunatic's theme song blasts in the background and Lunatic taunts the fans inside of the ring. The paramedics put Chance Davis on a stretcher and roll him up the entrance ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from break to see the form of the young ring announcer Patricia Downs entering the ring. Her eyes going around the arena as we see Chuck Thompson and Steve White walking down the ramp with water bottles. Getting ready to call the rest of the show as they had used the break to there advantage. As they sit back down at their spots at the announce table we see Patricia Downs lift the microphone up to her lips.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a a regular singles match that is scheduled for one fall! Introducing the first contestant..she hails from Boston Massachusetts weighing at only one hundred pounds. She stands here tonight at the height of five feet and five inches. She is the returning diva of the year...SHE IS MADISOOOOON MURRRRRDOOOOCCCKK!
Steve White: This woman has had quite the history for a diva here in EHWF. A two time woman's champion before it's retirement. A 8-0 winning streak that most would call untested as of yet. Do you think that our good friend Munin could give Maddie a good match here tonight Chuck? I'm still not so sure.
Chuck Thompson: I believe that if Munin were to even get close to beating Maddie Murdock here tonight that she has shown more then what I expect. Maddie is in a lot of the diva's heads around here and that's why she goes through them like a knife through butter. You see the fact is that we can say that Maddie is gonna come in with ring rust. Sure,we've said that about more then just one returning wrestler as of late, but they've all came back and sent a message to the rest of the roster at one point or another.
The crowd goes wild when "Maneater" starts to play over the intercom, and she makes her way on top of the ramp, as the fans cheer for the Diva of the Years return! She smiles as she stands on top of the ramp, looking out into the crowd. She then begins to make her way down the ramp, waving to tall the thousands of people in attendance.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her opponent here tonight! She is known to hail from Hachiooji, Japan. She weighs in tonight at one hundred and twenty pounds. She comes in tonight at the height of five feet and three inches. SHE IS MUUUUUUUNNNNIIIINNN!
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along.
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremly bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is errie, unearhly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder as she does so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
"Let us entertain you."
Steve White: Munin comes in tonight in what many may call a very uneven scenario for her. I know that Maddie Murdock hasn't been in this company in months, but Munin still has a distinct disadvantage in the mind of fans because of who she's fighting. Maddie's dominance during her last stay in this company is almost unheard of for diva's around here.
Chuck Thompson: Now don't count out Munin just because this doesn't seem like a fair fight. Maddie can easily be upset after being gone for so long. After all we have seen many dominant competitors win there returns as of late, but a lot of legends in this company do fall off the mountain in their returns Steve. We'll just have to sit back and call the match rather we want to or not is just a little trouble for us right good ol Steve?
DING DING DING!
Maddie and Munin both slowly come into the middle of the ring as Patricia Downs slowly drops out of the ring and puts the microphone back were it belongs. Munin and Maddie both slap each others hand and back up again. The two then tie up and as Maddie begins to get the upper hand Munin lands a nice knee to her gut! Maddie bends over grabbing her stomach. Munin pulls her by her hair and swings her head first into the mat! Maddie begins to lift herself up and Munin comes at her only to get a hand straight across her face! Maddie grabs Munin by her hair and swings her halfway across the ring!
Steve White: FUCK! That looked like that hurt didn't it Chuck? I don't think I've even seen anybody get swung like that in a very long time when it comes to a diva's match. Munin may have started on the wrong foot by pissing off Maddie Murdock!
Munin is lifting herself up and Maddie throws her back first into the corner as hard as she can. Munin collapses grabbing her back in pain. Maddie slowly comes over to Munin and lifts herself on the ropes before dropping back down elbow first on Munin's back! Munin curses out loud and rolls into the middle of the ring. Maddie slowly lifts Munin up by her hair. Munin lands a thumb to Maddie's eye! Munin grabs Maddie by her hair and throws her head first into one of the turnbuckles in the corner. Maddie grabs a hold of her head and Munin reaches into her hair and pulls her back down on the back of her head with a hard thud!
Chuck Thompson:OUCH! Munin not going to joke around in this one as you can already tell Steve. I think that may have just seriously hurt Maddie. Munin is one the very many people in the EHWF that i think should be in a ward. I mean don't get me wrong she isn't the worst we have out here, but she's still legitimately crazy. Then again so are many of the stars we have on this show rather we want to admit that or not. It's quite depressing really if you think about it.
Munin slowly pulls Maddie onto her back and slowly lifts her foot before stomping hard across her nose. Maddie screams out holding her nose and rolling in pain. Munin slowly lifts herself onto the top rope and she is grinning from ear to ear before she dives off with a knee across the side of Maddie's head! Maddie rolls from under Munin holding her head in pure pain. Munin slowly lifts Maddie up by her hair and begins landing hard forearms to her temple. As Maddie collapses onto the mat Munin sits down on her and continues to land blows as the ref is screaming at her.
Steve White: Quite vicious tonight by the look of things Chuck. I've never seen Munin quite as out to hurt someone as she has here tonight. That's pretty viscous of Munin to start out so violent against her opponent here tonight. Maddie has to fight back soon or she may be sent out of here on her returning night on a stretcher. Wouldn't be the greatest return she could have in mind to say the least. Unless coming in and getting your ass handed to you in your first match is suddenly a good thing?
Munin slowly lifts up Maddie who is trying to pull the woman's hands out of her hair. Munin spits in Maddie's face and throws her by her hair again. She catches Maddie as she tries to lift herself up in the corner. Stomping on her chest continually. The ref pulls Munin off and she catches Maddie as she's lifting herself up with a full blown kick across the side of her head. Maddie collapses in the corner and Munin jumps back on her with kicks across the temple. The ref pulls her off and Munin pushes him down onto the mat. Pointing her finger at him she shakes her head back and forth. She slowly climbs onto the top rope above Maddie and begins landing shots on her head. Maddie is trying to cover her face to the best of her power. The ref is going toward the ropes to start counting but Munin looks back at him and shakes her head as Maddie begins to sloop down into the corner only to be pulled back up by her hair. Her hands lifting as she taunts the booing fans.
Chuck Thompson: Maddie needs to fight back soon or Munin may just leave her laying on her face in a pool of blood before the night is over. Munin isn't in a rush to put her down, but she sure is taking advantage of Maddie's stay away from the ring before her return here tonight. It's quite sad how much this poor girl has taken in a matter of the early going. This is just a little bit insane don't you think? How do you come back to the ring to this sort of contest and expect to win it?
Munin is slowly lifted off the corner as Maddie lifts herself out of the corner and drops her on the back of her head with a very harsh power bomb! Maddie stumbles in the corner and she slowly runs her hands through her hair. Munin begins to lift herself up only to be lifted up and dropped face first into the turnbuckle! Maddie grabs her by the hair and slams her on the back of her head! Maddie lifts her arms up to the cheer of the fans. Munin begins to lift herself up only to be thrown by her hair into the ring post! As Munin stumbles backward Maddie grabs her by her hair and swings backward to make her fall on the back of her head. Munin's eyes roll into the back of her head as Maddie lifts her arms up. Munin begins to lift herself up again only to be pulled into the arms of her opponent into a DDT that spikes Munin so hard into the mat that the whole arena fills with a bunch of fans going "ooooooh" and Maddie lifts herself up very slowly into the corner as she begins to stalk the opponent she has in Munin. Waiting for her to get up.
Steve White: What a damn turn around! Maddie may have just knocked Munin out cold! I've never seen Munin get laid out that hard! She had such fire only moments prior to that power bomb and now she is laid out on her back and I'm not so sure she's even close to being conscious right now. That DDT was freaking vicious if you think about it. I think she could easyily have a concussion!
Maddie slowly gets closer and closer to Munin as she begins to lift herself up to her feet. Maddie catches her as she turns around with a chick kick! Munin rolls to the outside grabbing her head and Maddie follows suit. Maddie grabs her by her hair and throws Munin head first into the steps! Munin rolls around in pain before being picked up by her hair and slung into the ring. Maddie lifts herself onto the apron and catches Munin with a elbow to the jaw as she comes at her. Maddie enters the ring and catches Munin coming at her with knee full to the jaw! Maddie grabs her by the roots of her hair and throws her head first into the turnbuckle and follows it up by drop kicking Munin to the outside! Munin slowly crawls on the outside holding the back of her head as we see the form of Pandora crawl out from under the ring. Maddie begins to follow after Munin who turns around and she nails Maddie with a running neck breaker! Munin slowly lifts up Maddie off the hard floor and she lifts her into the ring.
Steve White: What the hell is Pandora doing out here? Munin just got a good blow in on Maddie after taking a good few minutes of a beating to say the least. Thing is what the hell is Pandora out here for? Is she here to help out Munin against Maddie or is she here to watch up close? It's quite strange to figure out considering the little stable the girls have hasn't been recognized very often by the competitors around the company. Do you think she's out here for Munin's sake?
Munin begins to lift Maddie up and rams her knee into her face before pushing it down across her nose. Maddie stumbles into the ropes holding her face as we see Pandora get under the apron. Pandora slowly lifts her head up as Munin comes up on Maddie. Maddie trips up Munin as Pandora spits red mist up into the air. Munin gets a eye full of it as her throat connects with the ring ropes. Munin stumbles backward as she is grabbing her eyes and hollering in pain. Pandora shrugs as she slowly rolls back into the ring.
Chuck Thompson: Did Pandora just do that on purpose or by accident!? It's so hard to tell which person she was just aiming for! Maddie may as well roll up Munin and get a three count because Munin can't see were she is going to save her life after that mist got spewed into her eyes like that! Poor Munin was just starting to get the match back in her favor and now she may just have had her own partner screw her out of a victory against the diva of the year Maddie Murdock!
Maddie slowly lifts herself up as Munin stumbles to her knees. Maddie connects with a viscous Beautiful Bulldog! Munin's form is limp as she is rolled onto her back by Maddie. Maddies hooks both legs as she is looking back and forth at the ref and the mat. His hand going up into the air as Maddie is yelling at him to hurry up and count.
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Steve White: I don't know if Maddie should be proclaimed winner there or if Pandora should be. What a dumb way to finish a very good match!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner by pin fall..MADDIE MURDDDOOCK!
"Maneater" plays on the PA as Maddie Murdock slowly lifts herself off the mat and she spits on the unconscious form of Munin. She looks around to make sure her opponent's friend didn't try anything else funny on her. She slowly exits the ring and is very careful of the sides of the apron as she backs up the ramp very slowly. We go to break as Maddie lifts her arms into the air with her eyes dead set on Munin in the ring. With this we cut to break.
We come back from break to see Patricia Downs getting in the middle of the ring. As she does so we see the camera angle change to show the fans who are all getting ready for the next contest. Lifting their signs into the air as the microphone is lifted to the announcer's lips for the third time tonight.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match that is going to be scheduled for one fall! The victory can be obtained by pinfall or submission and there are no special rules applied to this match! Introducing the first wrestler in this contest: he hails from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania! He comes in tonight weighing in at two hundred and eighty five pounds. At a height of six feet and six inches. He is the man known as Frank FINNNELLLII!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Steve White: Frank has had quite a off and on month this month Chuck. With victories over the past couple of weeks and a couple losses prior. One to Black Man and one to Michael Rissi. He has rebounded here to the point he stands here tonight. A victory for him here could very easily pounce him into a North American title shot.
Chuck Thompson: It could also send him back down to the back of the line if he isn't careful about the toes he steps on Steve. I wouldn't want to be in his position here, because a win is a must have for him at this point. His month hasn't been the strongest so I would be careful if I was him. Then again I think that about every wrestler in this company.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent for this contest. He hails from the mad house. He comes in weighing in at the one hundred and eighty pound mark. He stands at the height of five feet and eight inches. He is the man that holds the North American Championship. HE IS RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
The lights turn bloody red as the whole arena turns black. Where's God hits the speakers as Raven Trueblood walks out. He has a cold look on his face. He puts his arms out to the side and pyros go off. He then walks down to the ring and rolls into it as he then leans against the lower turnbuckle and waits for his challenger.
Steve White: See this is what Frank has to worry about. Frank's month has been quite if when it comes to his wins and loses. Raven has had a good month when it comes to his contests. His put quite a few wins together this past month with only a loss to Pandora and Aphazel in a tag team contest a couple of weeks ago.
Chuck Thompson: Frank doesn't have to worry about Raven in the fact that Raven has had a more solid match then he has. He needs to focus on the fact that he HAS to win here tonight to prove that he belongs in this company. Raven is a champion simply because the people who go after his title aren't exactly the most competitive folks in the company.
DING DING DING!
Cody slowly comes to the middle of the ring and Frank is scratching his beard in the corner as Raven offers him his hand. Frank walks up toward Cody and slowly his hand wraps around the North American Champions and his eyes connect with Cody's. Cody seems to slowly back up but Frank pulls him back into a huge spine buster! Cody yells out in pain.
Chuck Thompson: WOAH! WOAH! Were did that come from!? I don't think I've seen Frank ever do that in one of his matches before. Raven may be out cold and the match just started! What the hell just happened?
Frank begins stomping on Cody as he tries to lift himself off the mat. Frank continues to stomp him into the mat with no let up. As the ref pulls Frank off Cody begins to lift himself up holding his chest in pain. Frank jumps on him with a boot full to the face! Cody falls on his back with a plop! Frank picks up Cody by his hair and swings him over the top rope! LITERALLY HANGING ONTO HIM BY HIS HAIR! Cody screams in pain as he is dangling by his hair over the ropes. Frank pulls his opponent to were his stomach is on the top rope and knees him across the face sending him crashing across the apron and onto the floor with a hard thud! Frank spits on Cody as he tries to lift himself off the floor with little to no success. The ref pulls Frank back off the ropes to give Cody a moment to recover.
Steve White: Is Raven okay? That doesn't look like he landed very well on his head. I think he may as well have just been knocked completely unconscious in this contest Chuck. This is simply insane!
As Cody's form slowly rolls into the ring he is caught with a boot full to his temple. Cody stumbles to his feet only to be lifted and dropped on his head with a very nice DDT. Cody begins trying to get up but Frank is right on top of him with a stomp across the back of his head. Cody yells out in pain. Frank lifts Cody up by his hair and Cody slaps him across the face. Frank's eyes fill with rage before he runs over Cody with a clothesline! Cody slowly lifts himself up grabbing his head. Frank lifts him up into the air and jumps up to add extra damage to the Brain Buster Suplex! Frank slowly lifts himself up off the mat and begins lifting Cody off the mat as well before dropping him on his head with the Frank Fatality. He pulls Cody onto his back and hooks both legs!
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Chuck Thompson: Well, that was a quick match to say the least. That was beyond a squash match!! Raven just got knocked the fuck out!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner..FRANK FINELLI!
Frank's arm is raised as "Bad to the Bone" plays on the PPA. Frank spits on the ring mat and he slowly exits the ring. He simply heads straight up the ramp without ever looking back to the ring. He laughs as he exits the arena into the backstage area. With that we cut to break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This following Divas match is for one fall!
“Bring me to Life” by Evanescence begins to play as the camera focus up the ramp where Whitney’s casket it being lifted up.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Whitney Wyld!
The words barely slip from her lips as Pandora comes running out with a nail gun. Hitting the coffin all around the edges!
Chuck Thompson: Already with the cheap tactics, Steve!
Steve White: Pandora warned her the third time is the toughest! Whitney is going to lose this one quick if she cant get out of the casket!
Pandora grabs ahold of the side rail and tugs and tugs on the closed nailed shut coffin, bringing it closer to the edge of the stage. Patricia makes her way out of the ring as the ref tries to make it out of the ring and up to Whitney to stop Pandora from throwing her off the stage! The ref grabs a hold of Pandora just before she can push the casket off the ledge. Pandora kicks at the casket hard, Whitney can be heard screaming inside a long with thumps from her first as she punches inside the casket. The casket see-saws for a second before falling downward, head first off the 12ft drop off the side of the stage.
Chuck Thompson: OH MY GOD! THAT COULD HAVE KILLED HER!
Steve White: Chuck, god, you’re such a faggot.
The casket burst open throwing pieces of wood everywhere and slidding into the crowd who has erupted the arena at the action packed match so far. The ref holds Pandora back who is laughing psychoticly before he dashes over to the ledge to see Whitney who is rolling around holding her spine as she cries out in agony. Pandora runs at the end of the stage and blindly does a long fall, driving elbow that connects right onto the heart of Whitney, throwing the air out of her lungs. Pandora collects herself for a moment before slowly getting to her feet as she looks down at Whitney, taunting her to get up but she can only roll around gasping for air. Pandora reaches down and begins to pull her to her feet delivering hard blows to the head of Whitney in a mix of punches to the head, the ref tries to make his way around to them. Whitney falls back down onto the ground as Pandora holds onto the rail as she mudhole stomps her opponent. The fans patting onto Pandora and cheering her, but she shoves some of the fans back and continues to stomp Whitney until ref pulls her back and points to the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Why hasn’t the ref stopped the fucking match yet!
Steve White: No Bell yet, Faggot! Looks like more refs are coming down to try and break this up! We will be right back after this commercial break!
-Jello 2012-
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DING DING DING!
As the commercials end, it goes straight for following match with Whitney Wyld and Pandora in the ring finally. Pandora is wailing on her opponent with punches and chops to the chest, pinning Wyld against the turnbuckle, giving a hard rake in the eyes of the battered Whitney Wyld. Whitney grabs her eyes and screams as the ref begins to try and ease Pandora off Wyld. Pandora shrugs out of the refs grasp and jumps onto the second rope of turnbuckle, punching Whitney again, over and over as Whitney tries to block the punches to her face. The ref tries to grab Pandora again, but she falls backwards onto him, carrying Whitney down in a headlock!
Steve White: Impressive DDT by Pandora!
Chuck Thompson: Impressive that this match is even continuing right now...
The ref lays down on the mat beside Whitney, but is quicker to get up. Pandora pulls Whitney up as the ref is giving Pandora her final warning. Irish whip to the ropes, but Whitney just falls down to the mat. Pandora laughs and kicks Whitney over to her back as she mounts her lap, holding her hands back above her head. Pandora drives her head down into Whitney, busting open her forehead. Before Pandora delivers two more hard head butts to Whitney. Pandora gets up and tries to pull the almost unconscious Whitney up to her feet, before slamming her with a standing close line. The camera pans over to Steve and Chuck. Chuck seems irritated and Steve is on the edge of his seat, as the two beautiful divas go at it in the ring.
Chuck Thompon: C’mon this is getting ridiculous! Pin her already! She’s had enough, damnit!
Steve White: Let her suffer! I really loving this crazy bitch! KazyDeath couldn’t touch her, Whitney hasn’t touched her! Undefeated, and dominated!
Chuck Thompson: And some trick up her sleeve, everytime, has no effect on the outcome huh Steve?
Steve White: Winning is winning, but Pandora would never cheat!
The camera moves back to the ring to show Pandora walking around Whitney who is trying to collect herself.. the ref begins to trigger the knock out count….
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Whitney is slowly brought to her knees, but keeps her head down into the mat as the ref goes to check on her as Pandora props herself back against the turnbuckle. Whitney slowly pulls herself up, blood dripping from her head as she stragers around the ring. Pandora leaps up onto the top turnbuckle she was propped against and drives out in a splash towards Whitney. Whitey delivers her first blow into Pandora, almost knocking her out cold! Pandora lays lifeless on the mat, and Whitney falls back into the mat from exhaustion. The ref is puzzled as he looks back and forth at the two diva wrestlers. As he continues yet another count..
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Pandora slowly rolls up to her feet and holds her nose as she gazes into Whitney Wyld. All of a sudden the lights in the arena begin to flicker.Pandora backs towards the ropes and slowly flips backwards, landing on her feet outside the ring as she eyes Whitney as she is seen walking up the ramp before the lights go completely out.
Chuck Thompson: What the hell? Another trick?
Steve White: Looks like we’re having power issues, folks! Be right back after this quick commercial break!
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-Jack Lynx: Messin with Sasquatch-
-Black Man streak-
The camera changes back to the dark arena that has grown stagnate for about 10 minutes. The lights start to flicker to show the ref keeled down to Whitney who is still laying in the middle of the ring in agony. All of a sudden small figures can be seen slowly making their way down to the ring. At least a hundred small figures, that appear to be young children in long black cloaks. They slowly make their way into the ring, as all hundred or more are fitted the entire ring. The lights continue to flicker as the ref makes his way out of the ring and over to to communications booth in shock.
The figures stand around Whitney for a long time before slowly reaching down and grabbing hold of her and slowly rolling her out of the ring. The hundred figures begin to pick Whitney up slowly and begin making their way up the stage as “115” by Elena Siegman begins to play, the entrance music for Pandora.
Steve White: I believe Pandora has won this match...
Chuck Thompson: Ya i think so too.
The scene then fades out to another commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as mist covers the arena. The lights dim over the arena. Everything is pitch black in the arena. The only thing heard are the soft inhales and exhales of the audience. Everyone remains seated calmly, but wear a confused look on their face. Smoke disperses out from the four ring posts and frightens the entire audience.
A lighting strike echoes throughout the arena. Static is followed after the lighting strike. The static noise comes from the titantron. Everyone turns their attention to the titantron; by now the titantron has lit up the arena slightly and you can see the audience's faces a little clear but not to much.
The titantron shows a familiar venue from last week. It's the graveyard with the ending of EHWF gravestone. The camera quickly finds the gravestone and focuses the lens on it. The flower from last week still remains there. This time, a shroud of a human being, sits on top of the gravestone, holding what seems to be another flower.
"EHWF, your ending is coming near. The Undead Army is arising. They will repeat history and bring down EHWF, just like they did with ECWF. As for me, on twenty-seventh day of the first month of the year, EHWF holds Sudden Death, their first ppv of the year, and their last one ever; I intend on being to attendance on that night. As this gravestone under me says..."
The shroud points down to the gravestone that reads the end of EHWF. The camera follows the direction of the shroud's finger. The camera rests in place with a clear view of both the gravestone and the shroud which is believed to be a man.
"...that is the ending day of EHWF. The question on all of your minds is: 'who are you and why are you going to be there?' Well, there's three potential reasonings on why I would be there. One: supporting the Undead Army, two: supporting the ending to the Undead Army, and three: watch the ending of EHWF. And for who am I, well, that's just something you'll all have to wait and see."
The passion in the man's voice could be clearly heard. A light breeze is heard, and the man lets go of the flower and lets it fly through the air. The camera is cut off, leaving the titantron to a blank screen. The mist in the arena fades away and the smoke stops dispersing from the four corner posts. The entire arena is clear and visible, but before they cut to commercial break, the titantron lights up with a final few words:
"Days till EHWF's ending: 30 Days."
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tables, ladders, and chairs match scheduled for one fall!
"Cocky" by Kid Rock blasts over the PA system as the arena fills with boos. After a few moments of nothing but boos, the man Rock N' Roll God himself walks out from behind the curtains, which makes the fans boo even louder. He looks around and then smirks before making his way down to the ring, ignoring all of the fans on his way. He reaches the ringside area and slides into the ring before taunting the fans.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Hollywood, California, standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in at 235 pounds, Rock N' Roll God!
The Lights go out making it pitch black in the arena. A gong is heard echoing through the arena. It rings TWO times. Then thunder and lightning is heard. As it continues, 12 druids walk out down the ramp carrying torches. They line up on each side of the ring 6 per side. The storm sounds then go quiet and Been to Hell blares through the PA flooding the arena in a black light.
Once the lyrics of the music begin to Play 2D emerges in a slow walking pace from behind the curtain and stops on the stage. He looks up and around the crowd the ciggerette style burn holes around the eye sockets of his mask glowing with a fierce intensity. 2 Dope raises his arms and a fog begins to fill the arena. 2 Dope then begins to walk down the ramp under the torches of the Druids. Once he reaches the ring he climbs the stairs and enters the ring through the top and middle rope and stands center of the ring. 2 Dope then raises his right arm and lightning strikes the ring causing fireworks to shoot out of each turnbuckle causing the lights to come on. The Druids return up the ramp as 2 Dope's music fades and 2 Dope awaits the bell.
DING DING DING!
The match starts and neither man can wait a second longer as the run at each other to the center of the ring and begin throwing haymakers with lightning fast speed! Good shots are landing on both men, and one really good one hits Rock N' Roll God right on the temple and makes his legs fall out from under him. He drops to the ring mat and 2 Dope begins pummeling him down on the ring mat. Rock N' Roll God struggles to get out of the grasp of 2 Dope, but finally does by rolling out of the ring and out of harms way, or so he thought. He turns around while standing on the outside of the ring and 2 Dope jumps over the top rope and does a flip right on top of him! Rock N' Roll God lays on the outside of the ring, holding his shoulder which he hurt by 2 Dope landing on him.
Steve White: 2 Dope has had the upper hand this whole match so far. How much longer can it last?
Chuck Thompson: By the looks of it, 2 Dope hates Rock N' Roll God more than Rock N' Roll God hates 2 Dope.
2 Dope walks to the side of the ring and picks up one of the chairs that are sitting against the crowd barrier. He walks back over to Rock N' Roll God and when Rock N' Roll God gets back up to his feet and turns around, 2 Dope blasts him over the head with the chair! The crowd makes an "ohh" noise from the noise of steel against skull. 2 Dope then begins repeatedly bashing the chair over the body of Rock N' Roll God! Finally, the chair is nearly bent in half so 2 Dope throws it to the side and picks up a ladder. He sets it up at the bottom of the entrance ramp near the body of Rock N' Roll God. He then picks Rock N' Roll God up and smashes his face off of the side of the ladder and he falls back to the floor. 2 Dope then walks back over and picks up a table and drags it by the ladder.
Steve White: 2 Dope is like a rabid dog right now. He must really hate Rock N' Roll God.
Chuck Thompson: Wouldn't you really hate somebody who you believed screwed you for many years?
2 Dope sets up the table right beside the ring and grabs another chair and begins beating Rock N' Roll God with it just like he did with the first chair. This chair doesn't get as destroyed, but 2 Dope tosses it out of the way and grabs another table. He puts it upside down on the first table then climbs into the ring and flips it over right on top of the first table. He gets back out of the ring and admires his handywork with the tables. He then picks up Rock N' Roll God's limp body and drags it up the ladder. He gets as high up as he can go and grabs Rock N' Roll God by the neck. He then chokeslams him off of the very top of the ladder through both tables set up below! Rock N' Roll God lays in a giant mess of wood as 2 Dope climbs off of the ladder and pins Rock N' Roll God. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: What a fucking match!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, 2 Dope!
Steve White: 2 Dope has just got his revenge on Rock and Roll god. 8 years of justice SERVED.
2 Dope rises to his feet and motions to cut the music and grabs RNRG. 2D grabs a steel chair from under the ring and then begins to slam RNRG with it in the head until RNRG finally begins to bleed bad from his head. After a moment Ashley Bullard, Psycho, and Rockin' Lunatic come out and they all start punching and kicking RNRG. 2D then picks RNRG up over his shoulder and carries him up the ramp.
Steve White: It looks like 2D is NOT done and the Undead Army has joined in on this Attack.
Chuck Thompson: You can't say Rock and Roll God had it coming. 2D has waited 8 years for this.
2D then slams RNRG down on the dirt. Rockin' Lunatic picks him up and then Ashley does the Undead Kick (Trouble in paradise) to RNRG. RNRG again hits the dirt, Rockin' kicks RNRG in the ribs so hard it may of cracked some ribs. Psycho then kicks RNRG in the jaw making RNRG spit out blood. 2D then picks up RNRG and grabs his throat and chokeslams RNRG into the dirt hole. 2D then tells Rockin' Lunatic to get into the truck and Bury him. 2D is then handed a mic from Ashley. 2D takes the mic and gets on his knees in front of a headstone on the dirt that reads:
Rock and Roll God
ECWF owner
Undead Army never forgave him
2D raises the mic to his mouth with a wicked laugh and looks down in the dirt hole at RNRG's motionless body as the dirt starts to fall from the dump truck.
2D: Rock and Roll God, it has been done. As i told you i will kill you. REST...IN...PEACE...
Wicked laughing can again be heard from 2D as he drops the mic and RNRG is buried alive and the scene cuts to a commercial break.
We come back from break to see Patricia Downs in the middle of the ring. Her hands on the microphone as we see the forms of Chuck Thompson and Steve White getting situated at their announce table. Most likely having taken a piss break in the commercial break they were allowed. As Patricia Downs lifts the microphone to her lips we see the fans.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is the Main Event here tonight! This contest is a hardcore match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first he hails from Parts Unknown. He comes in tonight standing at the height of six feet five inches. He weighs at two hundred and forty seven pounds. THE ARBITER!
"You must FIGHT ... "
The lights begin flickering, and a cloud of steam precludes the arrival of the Arbiter. He steps out onto the stage and stands there for a moment, surveying the crowd through his mask. He then makes his way down to the ring, ascending the steel steps and entering through the ring ropes. Walking a slow circle around the inside of the ring, he turns to stare up at the ramp in anticipation of their arrival.
Steve White: The Arbiter has had quite a dominant month hasn't he Chuck? His yet to have much of a match in his stay here in EHWF and many think that he never will. Then again he hasn't fought anyone who is remarkable in the ring as of yet either. What do you think Chuck? Is he going to continue his dominant streak here in this company by going through two legendary competitors in Drake Coleman and his partner Black Man?
Chuck Thompson: I can't count out Drake or Black Man. That is the main issue if you want to look at ti from that point of view. Arbiter has been dominant but his also been jumping others from behind to get his point across. So you can either call him dominant or you can call him cowardly. Depends how you want to look at things when it comes to this business. That and it's a handicap match after Thor ditched the poor bastard. It's quite sad really, but he could easily lose.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the first of his two opponents. He hails from New York, New York. He weighs in tonight at two hundred and sixty seven pounds. He comes in at the height of six feet and seven inches. He is the Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion holder. He is the man we know as BLACK MAN!
The lights go out as a breeze goes through the arena. Yet the entire arena goes quiet. There is no response in the entire building as Black Man fails to come out onto the ramp way. To the boos of the fans. Black Man is no where to be seen. Why would that be!?
Steve White: First Sah'Ta Thor gets arrested and now Black Man is no where to be seen? What the hell is going on in this company Chuck? I have never seen tihs company have so many issues with our main event competitors as we have in the past couple of weeks.
Chuck Thompson: Well if you think about it his partner got taken out by the Undead Army only a week ago and both members of the Undead Army that we have seen wrestle here tonight have verbally warned Black Man that he should be watching his own back. They could easily want to make a example of the world champion Steve. The thing is you have to wonder if that is going to be the same case for Drake or if he will come out to actually fight in the contest. I certainly hope Drake is okay.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the first of his two opponents. He hails from New York, New York. He weighs in tonight at two hundred and sixty seven pounds. He comes in at the height of six feet and seven inches. He is the Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion holder. He is the man we know as BLACK MAN!
Still there is no response as "Rollin" plays on the PPA. Black Man is no were to be seen in the entire arena as the fans boo once again. The fans boo harder and harder as there is no sign of the man that was there world champion.
Steve White: Still no sign of the world champion Chuck. I have to wonder if that bastard has been attacked or if he simply didn't make it to the arena. I mean he has never had this happen before in his career. Or at least I have never seen it.
Chuck Thompson: There is no way that a undefeated wrestler like Black Man would no show against this man in Arbiter in a two on one situation. He has the chance to further that streak and has so much more that he could benefit from it. There is no reason why he wouldn't show up for this match when he has a great partner in Drake Coleman for that matter.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his second opponent..he hails from Charlotte, North Carolina. He stands at the height of six feet nine inches. He weighs in at two hundred and ninety eight pounds. He is the man we know as the icon. He is a ehwf legend. He is the man we know as Drake Coleman!
"Unstable" hits the PPA and fireworks explode across the stage. Drake Coleman's form rises through the smoke. His hand taking off his shades as he looks around. Walking very slowly down to the ring he lifts himself to the apron and he slowly enters the ring. Starring at the ref with a tilted head. He laughs for a moment and turns around before sitting back against the turnbuckle.
Steve White: Well at least it's good to see that one of them made it out here for the match. Though you have to wonder if Drake has any idea where Black Man is. He certainly doesn't look happy in the ring at the moment. Drake had one hell of a week last week when he survived being attacked by the Undead Army and won a tag team match.
Chuck Thompson:Well to say the least Drake isn't known for having bad weeks to begin with is he? Drake is one of those guys who tends to have more of a say when it comes to what happens in hardcore contests to begin with. His the crazy son of a bitch who likes to swing chairs and put you down in some glass. His crazy and he loves that about himself. So of course he'd win hardcore matches.
Chuck Thompson: Well folks as you are seeing there is a Buried alive set up here on the stage and nobody actually knows why?
Steve White: We may find out later tonight!
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello and Happy Holidays! We are LIVE in Bulgaria for the first ever time for this special Christmas edition of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White along with Chuck Thompson and we have a great smaller card for our loyal fans here in Bulgaria!
Chuck Thompson: That we do, Steve. Our main event is going to tear the house down! Drake Coleman is going to team up with Black Man to face off against the team of The Arbiter and Sah'ta Thor! Black Man and The Arbiter will finally be in an actual match against each other tonight! This match is going to explode, i guarentee it!
Steve White: I wouldn't doubt it. These two men have been at each others throats since The Arbiter appeared a few months ago and attacked Frank Finelli and Black Man, mainly aiming for Black Man. But we can't let that completely overshadow our co-main event. 2 Dope will finally go one on one with former boss over in ECWF, Rock N' Roll God. With how much these two hate each other, it will be fun to watch them tear each other apart.
Chuck Thompson: I would normally pick 2 Dope to win in a landslide, but with all that has been going on around the Undead Army here in EHWF lately, he will have to watch his back at all times tonight, even during his match. So i think Rock N' Roll God will pull off a win due to outside interfearance! I just have a feeling somebody else will get involved.
Steve White: Especially with what happened at the end of last week's Mayhem. He took Michael Rissi out of commission. Rissi badly wanted to be here tonight, but could not make the show due to the injuries he sustained at the hands of the Undead Army last week. We wish him a speedy recovery. But let's get on with the show now.
The camera pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to call the first match to ever take place in Bulgaria.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, Rockin' Lunatic!
"Glory" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the p.a system of the EHWF. The fans are all standing on there feet. Out to the top of the stage stands the greatest man alive stands on the stage. Chance Davis walks down the ramp slapping the fans hands and letting the fans slap him on the back. He walks up the step[s and then gets onto the apron. He jumps over the ropes and stands in the ring ready for a fight.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, weighing in at 203 pounds and standing at 5 feet and 3 inches tall, Chance Davis!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Rockin' Lunatic vs. Chance Davis
The match starts out with Chance Davis running at Rockin' Lunatic and attempts a huge clotheline, but Lunatic ducks it and superkicks Chance when he turns around! Chance hits the ring mat hard and rubs his nose to make sure he is not bleeding from the hard superkick he just took. He gets back up to his feet and Lunatic drop kicks him, making him stumble backwards and fall out of the ring in between the ropes. Lunatic then points at Chance and climbs to the top rope. He stands backwards and once Chance Davis gets up to his feet on the outside of the ring, Lunatic does a moonsault off of the top rope and onto Chance Davis! Lunatic jumps back up to his feet fired up. He picks up Chance and attempts an irish whip into the steel ring steps, but Chance reverses and instread irish whips Lunatic into them! Lunatic lays on the floor holding his back.
Steve White: Chance Davis really needed that reversal. Good thing he hit it.
Chuck Thompson: Lunatic took a few big risks there and only one of them paid off.
Chance Davis picks Lunatic back up to his feet and scoop slams him on the floor. The referee yells at him to get back into the ring, so he slides back in as the referee begins to count out Lunatic. 1...2...3...4...5... Lunatic is back up to his feet and slowly begins to slide back into the ring, but Chance Davis runs at him and baseball slides him back out of the ring! The referee yells at Chance again.
Steve White: Chance won't even let Lunatic back into the ring! Smart or not?
Chuck Thompson: Of course it is smart. He is playing a smart game right now.
Lunatic climbs back up to his feet on the outside of the ring and Chance Davis decides he wants to take a high risk maneauver himself. He runs against the opposite ring ropes and jumps up and over the top rope and does a corkscrew, but Lunatic jumps out of the way and Chance Davis crashes hard to the floor and smacks the back of his head off of it, knocking him out cold. Lunatic looks down at the lifeless Chance Davis and then rolls back into the ring as the referee begins counting. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7 still no signs of life from Chance as he continues laying on the floor, motionless. 8...9...10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by countout, Rockin' Lunatic!
The fans boo heavily at this decision, but when the referee goes out to check on Chance Davis, it proves to be a good call. He calls for the paramedics as Lunatic's theme song blasts in the background and Lunatic taunts the fans inside of the ring. The paramedics put Chance Davis on a stretcher and roll him up the entrance ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from break to see the form of the young ring announcer Patricia Downs entering the ring. Her eyes going around the arena as we see Chuck Thompson and Steve White walking down the ramp with water bottles. Getting ready to call the rest of the show as they had used the break to there advantage. As they sit back down at their spots at the announce table we see Patricia Downs lift the microphone up to her lips.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a a regular singles match that is scheduled for one fall! Introducing the first contestant..she hails from Boston Massachusetts weighing at only one hundred pounds. She stands here tonight at the height of five feet and five inches. She is the returning diva of the year...SHE IS MADISOOOOON MURRRRRDOOOOCCCKK!
Steve White: This woman has had quite the history for a diva here in EHWF. A two time woman's champion before it's retirement. A 8-0 winning streak that most would call untested as of yet. Do you think that our good friend Munin could give Maddie a good match here tonight Chuck? I'm still not so sure.
Chuck Thompson: I believe that if Munin were to even get close to beating Maddie Murdock here tonight that she has shown more then what I expect. Maddie is in a lot of the diva's heads around here and that's why she goes through them like a knife through butter. You see the fact is that we can say that Maddie is gonna come in with ring rust. Sure,we've said that about more then just one returning wrestler as of late, but they've all came back and sent a message to the rest of the roster at one point or another.
The crowd goes wild when "Maneater" starts to play over the intercom, and she makes her way on top of the ramp, as the fans cheer for the Diva of the Years return! She smiles as she stands on top of the ramp, looking out into the crowd. She then begins to make her way down the ramp, waving to tall the thousands of people in attendance.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her opponent here tonight! She is known to hail from Hachiooji, Japan. She weighs in tonight at one hundred and twenty pounds. She comes in tonight at the height of five feet and three inches. SHE IS MUUUUUUUNNNNIIIINNN!
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along.
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremly bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is errie, unearhly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder as she does so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
"Let us entertain you."
Steve White: Munin comes in tonight in what many may call a very uneven scenario for her. I know that Maddie Murdock hasn't been in this company in months, but Munin still has a distinct disadvantage in the mind of fans because of who she's fighting. Maddie's dominance during her last stay in this company is almost unheard of for diva's around here.
Chuck Thompson: Now don't count out Munin just because this doesn't seem like a fair fight. Maddie can easily be upset after being gone for so long. After all we have seen many dominant competitors win there returns as of late, but a lot of legends in this company do fall off the mountain in their returns Steve. We'll just have to sit back and call the match rather we want to or not is just a little trouble for us right good ol Steve?
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Madison Murdock vs. Munin
Maddie and Munin both slowly come into the middle of the ring as Patricia Downs slowly drops out of the ring and puts the microphone back were it belongs. Munin and Maddie both slap each others hand and back up again. The two then tie up and as Maddie begins to get the upper hand Munin lands a nice knee to her gut! Maddie bends over grabbing her stomach. Munin pulls her by her hair and swings her head first into the mat! Maddie begins to lift herself up and Munin comes at her only to get a hand straight across her face! Maddie grabs Munin by her hair and swings her halfway across the ring!
Steve White: FUCK! That looked like that hurt didn't it Chuck? I don't think I've even seen anybody get swung like that in a very long time when it comes to a diva's match. Munin may have started on the wrong foot by pissing off Maddie Murdock!
Munin is lifting herself up and Maddie throws her back first into the corner as hard as she can. Munin collapses grabbing her back in pain. Maddie slowly comes over to Munin and lifts herself on the ropes before dropping back down elbow first on Munin's back! Munin curses out loud and rolls into the middle of the ring. Maddie slowly lifts Munin up by her hair. Munin lands a thumb to Maddie's eye! Munin grabs Maddie by her hair and throws her head first into one of the turnbuckles in the corner. Maddie grabs a hold of her head and Munin reaches into her hair and pulls her back down on the back of her head with a hard thud!
Chuck Thompson:OUCH! Munin not going to joke around in this one as you can already tell Steve. I think that may have just seriously hurt Maddie. Munin is one the very many people in the EHWF that i think should be in a ward. I mean don't get me wrong she isn't the worst we have out here, but she's still legitimately crazy. Then again so are many of the stars we have on this show rather we want to admit that or not. It's quite depressing really if you think about it.
Munin slowly pulls Maddie onto her back and slowly lifts her foot before stomping hard across her nose. Maddie screams out holding her nose and rolling in pain. Munin slowly lifts herself onto the top rope and she is grinning from ear to ear before she dives off with a knee across the side of Maddie's head! Maddie rolls from under Munin holding her head in pure pain. Munin slowly lifts Maddie up by her hair and begins landing hard forearms to her temple. As Maddie collapses onto the mat Munin sits down on her and continues to land blows as the ref is screaming at her.
Steve White: Quite vicious tonight by the look of things Chuck. I've never seen Munin quite as out to hurt someone as she has here tonight. That's pretty viscous of Munin to start out so violent against her opponent here tonight. Maddie has to fight back soon or she may be sent out of here on her returning night on a stretcher. Wouldn't be the greatest return she could have in mind to say the least. Unless coming in and getting your ass handed to you in your first match is suddenly a good thing?
Munin slowly lifts up Maddie who is trying to pull the woman's hands out of her hair. Munin spits in Maddie's face and throws her by her hair again. She catches Maddie as she tries to lift herself up in the corner. Stomping on her chest continually. The ref pulls Munin off and she catches Maddie as she's lifting herself up with a full blown kick across the side of her head. Maddie collapses in the corner and Munin jumps back on her with kicks across the temple. The ref pulls her off and Munin pushes him down onto the mat. Pointing her finger at him she shakes her head back and forth. She slowly climbs onto the top rope above Maddie and begins landing shots on her head. Maddie is trying to cover her face to the best of her power. The ref is going toward the ropes to start counting but Munin looks back at him and shakes her head as Maddie begins to sloop down into the corner only to be pulled back up by her hair. Her hands lifting as she taunts the booing fans.
Chuck Thompson: Maddie needs to fight back soon or Munin may just leave her laying on her face in a pool of blood before the night is over. Munin isn't in a rush to put her down, but she sure is taking advantage of Maddie's stay away from the ring before her return here tonight. It's quite sad how much this poor girl has taken in a matter of the early going. This is just a little bit insane don't you think? How do you come back to the ring to this sort of contest and expect to win it?
Munin is slowly lifted off the corner as Maddie lifts herself out of the corner and drops her on the back of her head with a very harsh power bomb! Maddie stumbles in the corner and she slowly runs her hands through her hair. Munin begins to lift herself up only to be lifted up and dropped face first into the turnbuckle! Maddie grabs her by the hair and slams her on the back of her head! Maddie lifts her arms up to the cheer of the fans. Munin begins to lift herself up only to be thrown by her hair into the ring post! As Munin stumbles backward Maddie grabs her by her hair and swings backward to make her fall on the back of her head. Munin's eyes roll into the back of her head as Maddie lifts her arms up. Munin begins to lift herself up again only to be pulled into the arms of her opponent into a DDT that spikes Munin so hard into the mat that the whole arena fills with a bunch of fans going "ooooooh" and Maddie lifts herself up very slowly into the corner as she begins to stalk the opponent she has in Munin. Waiting for her to get up.
Steve White: What a damn turn around! Maddie may have just knocked Munin out cold! I've never seen Munin get laid out that hard! She had such fire only moments prior to that power bomb and now she is laid out on her back and I'm not so sure she's even close to being conscious right now. That DDT was freaking vicious if you think about it. I think she could easyily have a concussion!
Maddie slowly gets closer and closer to Munin as she begins to lift herself up to her feet. Maddie catches her as she turns around with a chick kick! Munin rolls to the outside grabbing her head and Maddie follows suit. Maddie grabs her by her hair and throws Munin head first into the steps! Munin rolls around in pain before being picked up by her hair and slung into the ring. Maddie lifts herself onto the apron and catches Munin with a elbow to the jaw as she comes at her. Maddie enters the ring and catches Munin coming at her with knee full to the jaw! Maddie grabs her by the roots of her hair and throws her head first into the turnbuckle and follows it up by drop kicking Munin to the outside! Munin slowly crawls on the outside holding the back of her head as we see the form of Pandora crawl out from under the ring. Maddie begins to follow after Munin who turns around and she nails Maddie with a running neck breaker! Munin slowly lifts up Maddie off the hard floor and she lifts her into the ring.
Steve White: What the hell is Pandora doing out here? Munin just got a good blow in on Maddie after taking a good few minutes of a beating to say the least. Thing is what the hell is Pandora out here for? Is she here to help out Munin against Maddie or is she here to watch up close? It's quite strange to figure out considering the little stable the girls have hasn't been recognized very often by the competitors around the company. Do you think she's out here for Munin's sake?
Munin begins to lift Maddie up and rams her knee into her face before pushing it down across her nose. Maddie stumbles into the ropes holding her face as we see Pandora get under the apron. Pandora slowly lifts her head up as Munin comes up on Maddie. Maddie trips up Munin as Pandora spits red mist up into the air. Munin gets a eye full of it as her throat connects with the ring ropes. Munin stumbles backward as she is grabbing her eyes and hollering in pain. Pandora shrugs as she slowly rolls back into the ring.
Chuck Thompson: Did Pandora just do that on purpose or by accident!? It's so hard to tell which person she was just aiming for! Maddie may as well roll up Munin and get a three count because Munin can't see were she is going to save her life after that mist got spewed into her eyes like that! Poor Munin was just starting to get the match back in her favor and now she may just have had her own partner screw her out of a victory against the diva of the year Maddie Murdock!
Maddie slowly lifts herself up as Munin stumbles to her knees. Maddie connects with a viscous Beautiful Bulldog! Munin's form is limp as she is rolled onto her back by Maddie. Maddies hooks both legs as she is looking back and forth at the ref and the mat. His hand going up into the air as Maddie is yelling at him to hurry up and count.
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Steve White: I don't know if Maddie should be proclaimed winner there or if Pandora should be. What a dumb way to finish a very good match!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner by pin fall..MADDIE MURDDDOOCK!
"Maneater" plays on the PA as Maddie Murdock slowly lifts herself off the mat and she spits on the unconscious form of Munin. She looks around to make sure her opponent's friend didn't try anything else funny on her. She slowly exits the ring and is very careful of the sides of the apron as she backs up the ramp very slowly. We go to break as Maddie lifts her arms into the air with her eyes dead set on Munin in the ring. With this we cut to break.
We come back from break to see Patricia Downs getting in the middle of the ring. As she does so we see the camera angle change to show the fans who are all getting ready for the next contest. Lifting their signs into the air as the microphone is lifted to the announcer's lips for the third time tonight.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match that is going to be scheduled for one fall! The victory can be obtained by pinfall or submission and there are no special rules applied to this match! Introducing the first wrestler in this contest: he hails from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania! He comes in tonight weighing in at two hundred and eighty five pounds. At a height of six feet and six inches. He is the man known as Frank FINNNELLLII!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Steve White: Frank has had quite a off and on month this month Chuck. With victories over the past couple of weeks and a couple losses prior. One to Black Man and one to Michael Rissi. He has rebounded here to the point he stands here tonight. A victory for him here could very easily pounce him into a North American title shot.
Chuck Thompson: It could also send him back down to the back of the line if he isn't careful about the toes he steps on Steve. I wouldn't want to be in his position here, because a win is a must have for him at this point. His month hasn't been the strongest so I would be careful if I was him. Then again I think that about every wrestler in this company.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent for this contest. He hails from the mad house. He comes in weighing in at the one hundred and eighty pound mark. He stands at the height of five feet and eight inches. He is the man that holds the North American Championship. HE IS RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
The lights turn bloody red as the whole arena turns black. Where's God hits the speakers as Raven Trueblood walks out. He has a cold look on his face. He puts his arms out to the side and pyros go off. He then walks down to the ring and rolls into it as he then leans against the lower turnbuckle and waits for his challenger.
Steve White: See this is what Frank has to worry about. Frank's month has been quite if when it comes to his wins and loses. Raven has had a good month when it comes to his contests. His put quite a few wins together this past month with only a loss to Pandora and Aphazel in a tag team contest a couple of weeks ago.
Chuck Thompson: Frank doesn't have to worry about Raven in the fact that Raven has had a more solid match then he has. He needs to focus on the fact that he HAS to win here tonight to prove that he belongs in this company. Raven is a champion simply because the people who go after his title aren't exactly the most competitive folks in the company.
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Frank Finelli vs. Raven Trueblood
Cody slowly comes to the middle of the ring and Frank is scratching his beard in the corner as Raven offers him his hand. Frank walks up toward Cody and slowly his hand wraps around the North American Champions and his eyes connect with Cody's. Cody seems to slowly back up but Frank pulls him back into a huge spine buster! Cody yells out in pain.
Chuck Thompson: WOAH! WOAH! Were did that come from!? I don't think I've seen Frank ever do that in one of his matches before. Raven may be out cold and the match just started! What the hell just happened?
Frank begins stomping on Cody as he tries to lift himself off the mat. Frank continues to stomp him into the mat with no let up. As the ref pulls Frank off Cody begins to lift himself up holding his chest in pain. Frank jumps on him with a boot full to the face! Cody falls on his back with a plop! Frank picks up Cody by his hair and swings him over the top rope! LITERALLY HANGING ONTO HIM BY HIS HAIR! Cody screams in pain as he is dangling by his hair over the ropes. Frank pulls his opponent to were his stomach is on the top rope and knees him across the face sending him crashing across the apron and onto the floor with a hard thud! Frank spits on Cody as he tries to lift himself off the floor with little to no success. The ref pulls Frank back off the ropes to give Cody a moment to recover.
Steve White: Is Raven okay? That doesn't look like he landed very well on his head. I think he may as well have just been knocked completely unconscious in this contest Chuck. This is simply insane!
As Cody's form slowly rolls into the ring he is caught with a boot full to his temple. Cody stumbles to his feet only to be lifted and dropped on his head with a very nice DDT. Cody begins trying to get up but Frank is right on top of him with a stomp across the back of his head. Cody yells out in pain. Frank lifts Cody up by his hair and Cody slaps him across the face. Frank's eyes fill with rage before he runs over Cody with a clothesline! Cody slowly lifts himself up grabbing his head. Frank lifts him up into the air and jumps up to add extra damage to the Brain Buster Suplex! Frank slowly lifts himself up off the mat and begins lifting Cody off the mat as well before dropping him on his head with the Frank Fatality. He pulls Cody onto his back and hooks both legs!
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Chuck Thompson: Well, that was a quick match to say the least. That was beyond a squash match!! Raven just got knocked the fuck out!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner..FRANK FINELLI!
Frank's arm is raised as "Bad to the Bone" plays on the PPA. Frank spits on the ring mat and he slowly exits the ring. He simply heads straight up the ramp without ever looking back to the ring. He laughs as he exits the arena into the backstage area. With that we cut to break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This following Divas match is for one fall!
“Bring me to Life” by Evanescence begins to play as the camera focus up the ramp where Whitney’s casket it being lifted up.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Whitney Wyld!
The words barely slip from her lips as Pandora comes running out with a nail gun. Hitting the coffin all around the edges!
Chuck Thompson: Already with the cheap tactics, Steve!
Steve White: Pandora warned her the third time is the toughest! Whitney is going to lose this one quick if she cant get out of the casket!
Pandora grabs ahold of the side rail and tugs and tugs on the closed nailed shut coffin, bringing it closer to the edge of the stage. Patricia makes her way out of the ring as the ref tries to make it out of the ring and up to Whitney to stop Pandora from throwing her off the stage! The ref grabs a hold of Pandora just before she can push the casket off the ledge. Pandora kicks at the casket hard, Whitney can be heard screaming inside a long with thumps from her first as she punches inside the casket. The casket see-saws for a second before falling downward, head first off the 12ft drop off the side of the stage.
Chuck Thompson: OH MY GOD! THAT COULD HAVE KILLED HER!
Steve White: Chuck, god, you’re such a faggot.
The casket burst open throwing pieces of wood everywhere and slidding into the crowd who has erupted the arena at the action packed match so far. The ref holds Pandora back who is laughing psychoticly before he dashes over to the ledge to see Whitney who is rolling around holding her spine as she cries out in agony. Pandora runs at the end of the stage and blindly does a long fall, driving elbow that connects right onto the heart of Whitney, throwing the air out of her lungs. Pandora collects herself for a moment before slowly getting to her feet as she looks down at Whitney, taunting her to get up but she can only roll around gasping for air. Pandora reaches down and begins to pull her to her feet delivering hard blows to the head of Whitney in a mix of punches to the head, the ref tries to make his way around to them. Whitney falls back down onto the ground as Pandora holds onto the rail as she mudhole stomps her opponent. The fans patting onto Pandora and cheering her, but she shoves some of the fans back and continues to stomp Whitney until ref pulls her back and points to the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Why hasn’t the ref stopped the fucking match yet!
Steve White: No Bell yet, Faggot! Looks like more refs are coming down to try and break this up! We will be right back after this commercial break!
-Jello 2012-
-State Farm-
-Pandora Streak-
-Dos Equis-
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Whitney Wyld vs. Pandora
As the commercials end, it goes straight for following match with Whitney Wyld and Pandora in the ring finally. Pandora is wailing on her opponent with punches and chops to the chest, pinning Wyld against the turnbuckle, giving a hard rake in the eyes of the battered Whitney Wyld. Whitney grabs her eyes and screams as the ref begins to try and ease Pandora off Wyld. Pandora shrugs out of the refs grasp and jumps onto the second rope of turnbuckle, punching Whitney again, over and over as Whitney tries to block the punches to her face. The ref tries to grab Pandora again, but she falls backwards onto him, carrying Whitney down in a headlock!
Steve White: Impressive DDT by Pandora!
Chuck Thompson: Impressive that this match is even continuing right now...
The ref lays down on the mat beside Whitney, but is quicker to get up. Pandora pulls Whitney up as the ref is giving Pandora her final warning. Irish whip to the ropes, but Whitney just falls down to the mat. Pandora laughs and kicks Whitney over to her back as she mounts her lap, holding her hands back above her head. Pandora drives her head down into Whitney, busting open her forehead. Before Pandora delivers two more hard head butts to Whitney. Pandora gets up and tries to pull the almost unconscious Whitney up to her feet, before slamming her with a standing close line. The camera pans over to Steve and Chuck. Chuck seems irritated and Steve is on the edge of his seat, as the two beautiful divas go at it in the ring.
Chuck Thompon: C’mon this is getting ridiculous! Pin her already! She’s had enough, damnit!
Steve White: Let her suffer! I really loving this crazy bitch! KazyDeath couldn’t touch her, Whitney hasn’t touched her! Undefeated, and dominated!
Chuck Thompson: And some trick up her sleeve, everytime, has no effect on the outcome huh Steve?
Steve White: Winning is winning, but Pandora would never cheat!
The camera moves back to the ring to show Pandora walking around Whitney who is trying to collect herself.. the ref begins to trigger the knock out count….
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Whitney is slowly brought to her knees, but keeps her head down into the mat as the ref goes to check on her as Pandora props herself back against the turnbuckle. Whitney slowly pulls herself up, blood dripping from her head as she stragers around the ring. Pandora leaps up onto the top turnbuckle she was propped against and drives out in a splash towards Whitney. Whitey delivers her first blow into Pandora, almost knocking her out cold! Pandora lays lifeless on the mat, and Whitney falls back into the mat from exhaustion. The ref is puzzled as he looks back and forth at the two diva wrestlers. As he continues yet another count..
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Pandora slowly rolls up to her feet and holds her nose as she gazes into Whitney Wyld. All of a sudden the lights in the arena begin to flicker.Pandora backs towards the ropes and slowly flips backwards, landing on her feet outside the ring as she eyes Whitney as she is seen walking up the ramp before the lights go completely out.
Chuck Thompson: What the hell? Another trick?
Steve White: Looks like we’re having power issues, folks! Be right back after this quick commercial break!
-Black Ops 2-
-Jack Lynx: Messin with Sasquatch-
-Black Man streak-
The camera changes back to the dark arena that has grown stagnate for about 10 minutes. The lights start to flicker to show the ref keeled down to Whitney who is still laying in the middle of the ring in agony. All of a sudden small figures can be seen slowly making their way down to the ring. At least a hundred small figures, that appear to be young children in long black cloaks. They slowly make their way into the ring, as all hundred or more are fitted the entire ring. The lights continue to flicker as the ref makes his way out of the ring and over to to communications booth in shock.
The figures stand around Whitney for a long time before slowly reaching down and grabbing hold of her and slowly rolling her out of the ring. The hundred figures begin to pick Whitney up slowly and begin making their way up the stage as “115” by Elena Siegman begins to play, the entrance music for Pandora.
Steve White: I believe Pandora has won this match...
Chuck Thompson: Ya i think so too.
The scene then fades out to another commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as mist covers the arena. The lights dim over the arena. Everything is pitch black in the arena. The only thing heard are the soft inhales and exhales of the audience. Everyone remains seated calmly, but wear a confused look on their face. Smoke disperses out from the four ring posts and frightens the entire audience.
A lighting strike echoes throughout the arena. Static is followed after the lighting strike. The static noise comes from the titantron. Everyone turns their attention to the titantron; by now the titantron has lit up the arena slightly and you can see the audience's faces a little clear but not to much.
The titantron shows a familiar venue from last week. It's the graveyard with the ending of EHWF gravestone. The camera quickly finds the gravestone and focuses the lens on it. The flower from last week still remains there. This time, a shroud of a human being, sits on top of the gravestone, holding what seems to be another flower.
"EHWF, your ending is coming near. The Undead Army is arising. They will repeat history and bring down EHWF, just like they did with ECWF. As for me, on twenty-seventh day of the first month of the year, EHWF holds Sudden Death, their first ppv of the year, and their last one ever; I intend on being to attendance on that night. As this gravestone under me says..."
The shroud points down to the gravestone that reads the end of EHWF. The camera follows the direction of the shroud's finger. The camera rests in place with a clear view of both the gravestone and the shroud which is believed to be a man.
"...that is the ending day of EHWF. The question on all of your minds is: 'who are you and why are you going to be there?' Well, there's three potential reasonings on why I would be there. One: supporting the Undead Army, two: supporting the ending to the Undead Army, and three: watch the ending of EHWF. And for who am I, well, that's just something you'll all have to wait and see."
The passion in the man's voice could be clearly heard. A light breeze is heard, and the man lets go of the flower and lets it fly through the air. The camera is cut off, leaving the titantron to a blank screen. The mist in the arena fades away and the smoke stops dispersing from the four corner posts. The entire arena is clear and visible, but before they cut to commercial break, the titantron lights up with a final few words:
"Days till EHWF's ending: 30 Days."
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tables, ladders, and chairs match scheduled for one fall!
"Cocky" by Kid Rock blasts over the PA system as the arena fills with boos. After a few moments of nothing but boos, the man Rock N' Roll God himself walks out from behind the curtains, which makes the fans boo even louder. He looks around and then smirks before making his way down to the ring, ignoring all of the fans on his way. He reaches the ringside area and slides into the ring before taunting the fans.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Hollywood, California, standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in at 235 pounds, Rock N' Roll God!
The Lights go out making it pitch black in the arena. A gong is heard echoing through the arena. It rings TWO times. Then thunder and lightning is heard. As it continues, 12 druids walk out down the ramp carrying torches. They line up on each side of the ring 6 per side. The storm sounds then go quiet and Been to Hell blares through the PA flooding the arena in a black light.
Once the lyrics of the music begin to Play 2D emerges in a slow walking pace from behind the curtain and stops on the stage. He looks up and around the crowd the ciggerette style burn holes around the eye sockets of his mask glowing with a fierce intensity. 2 Dope raises his arms and a fog begins to fill the arena. 2 Dope then begins to walk down the ramp under the torches of the Druids. Once he reaches the ring he climbs the stairs and enters the ring through the top and middle rope and stands center of the ring. 2 Dope then raises his right arm and lightning strikes the ring causing fireworks to shoot out of each turnbuckle causing the lights to come on. The Druids return up the ramp as 2 Dope's music fades and 2 Dope awaits the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Rock N' Roll God vs. 2 Dope
The match starts and neither man can wait a second longer as the run at each other to the center of the ring and begin throwing haymakers with lightning fast speed! Good shots are landing on both men, and one really good one hits Rock N' Roll God right on the temple and makes his legs fall out from under him. He drops to the ring mat and 2 Dope begins pummeling him down on the ring mat. Rock N' Roll God struggles to get out of the grasp of 2 Dope, but finally does by rolling out of the ring and out of harms way, or so he thought. He turns around while standing on the outside of the ring and 2 Dope jumps over the top rope and does a flip right on top of him! Rock N' Roll God lays on the outside of the ring, holding his shoulder which he hurt by 2 Dope landing on him.
Steve White: 2 Dope has had the upper hand this whole match so far. How much longer can it last?
Chuck Thompson: By the looks of it, 2 Dope hates Rock N' Roll God more than Rock N' Roll God hates 2 Dope.
2 Dope walks to the side of the ring and picks up one of the chairs that are sitting against the crowd barrier. He walks back over to Rock N' Roll God and when Rock N' Roll God gets back up to his feet and turns around, 2 Dope blasts him over the head with the chair! The crowd makes an "ohh" noise from the noise of steel against skull. 2 Dope then begins repeatedly bashing the chair over the body of Rock N' Roll God! Finally, the chair is nearly bent in half so 2 Dope throws it to the side and picks up a ladder. He sets it up at the bottom of the entrance ramp near the body of Rock N' Roll God. He then picks Rock N' Roll God up and smashes his face off of the side of the ladder and he falls back to the floor. 2 Dope then walks back over and picks up a table and drags it by the ladder.
Steve White: 2 Dope is like a rabid dog right now. He must really hate Rock N' Roll God.
Chuck Thompson: Wouldn't you really hate somebody who you believed screwed you for many years?
2 Dope sets up the table right beside the ring and grabs another chair and begins beating Rock N' Roll God with it just like he did with the first chair. This chair doesn't get as destroyed, but 2 Dope tosses it out of the way and grabs another table. He puts it upside down on the first table then climbs into the ring and flips it over right on top of the first table. He gets back out of the ring and admires his handywork with the tables. He then picks up Rock N' Roll God's limp body and drags it up the ladder. He gets as high up as he can go and grabs Rock N' Roll God by the neck. He then chokeslams him off of the very top of the ladder through both tables set up below! Rock N' Roll God lays in a giant mess of wood as 2 Dope climbs off of the ladder and pins Rock N' Roll God. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: What a fucking match!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, 2 Dope!
Steve White: 2 Dope has just got his revenge on Rock and Roll god. 8 years of justice SERVED.
2 Dope rises to his feet and motions to cut the music and grabs RNRG. 2D grabs a steel chair from under the ring and then begins to slam RNRG with it in the head until RNRG finally begins to bleed bad from his head. After a moment Ashley Bullard, Psycho, and Rockin' Lunatic come out and they all start punching and kicking RNRG. 2D then picks RNRG up over his shoulder and carries him up the ramp.
Steve White: It looks like 2D is NOT done and the Undead Army has joined in on this Attack.
Chuck Thompson: You can't say Rock and Roll God had it coming. 2D has waited 8 years for this.
2D then slams RNRG down on the dirt. Rockin' Lunatic picks him up and then Ashley does the Undead Kick (Trouble in paradise) to RNRG. RNRG again hits the dirt, Rockin' kicks RNRG in the ribs so hard it may of cracked some ribs. Psycho then kicks RNRG in the jaw making RNRG spit out blood. 2D then picks up RNRG and grabs his throat and chokeslams RNRG into the dirt hole. 2D then tells Rockin' Lunatic to get into the truck and Bury him. 2D is then handed a mic from Ashley. 2D takes the mic and gets on his knees in front of a headstone on the dirt that reads:
Rock and Roll God
ECWF owner
Undead Army never forgave him
2D raises the mic to his mouth with a wicked laugh and looks down in the dirt hole at RNRG's motionless body as the dirt starts to fall from the dump truck.
2D: Rock and Roll God, it has been done. As i told you i will kill you. REST...IN...PEACE...
Wicked laughing can again be heard from 2D as he drops the mic and RNRG is buried alive and the scene cuts to a commercial break.
We come back from break to see Patricia Downs in the middle of the ring. Her hands on the microphone as we see the forms of Chuck Thompson and Steve White getting situated at their announce table. Most likely having taken a piss break in the commercial break they were allowed. As Patricia Downs lifts the microphone to her lips we see the fans.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is the Main Event here tonight! This contest is a hardcore match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first he hails from Parts Unknown. He comes in tonight standing at the height of six feet five inches. He weighs at two hundred and forty seven pounds. THE ARBITER!
"You must FIGHT ... "
The lights begin flickering, and a cloud of steam precludes the arrival of the Arbiter. He steps out onto the stage and stands there for a moment, surveying the crowd through his mask. He then makes his way down to the ring, ascending the steel steps and entering through the ring ropes. Walking a slow circle around the inside of the ring, he turns to stare up at the ramp in anticipation of their arrival.
Steve White: The Arbiter has had quite a dominant month hasn't he Chuck? His yet to have much of a match in his stay here in EHWF and many think that he never will. Then again he hasn't fought anyone who is remarkable in the ring as of yet either. What do you think Chuck? Is he going to continue his dominant streak here in this company by going through two legendary competitors in Drake Coleman and his partner Black Man?
Chuck Thompson: I can't count out Drake or Black Man. That is the main issue if you want to look at ti from that point of view. Arbiter has been dominant but his also been jumping others from behind to get his point across. So you can either call him dominant or you can call him cowardly. Depends how you want to look at things when it comes to this business. That and it's a handicap match after Thor ditched the poor bastard. It's quite sad really, but he could easily lose.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the first of his two opponents. He hails from New York, New York. He weighs in tonight at two hundred and sixty seven pounds. He comes in at the height of six feet and seven inches. He is the Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion holder. He is the man we know as BLACK MAN!
The lights go out as a breeze goes through the arena. Yet the entire arena goes quiet. There is no response in the entire building as Black Man fails to come out onto the ramp way. To the boos of the fans. Black Man is no where to be seen. Why would that be!?
Steve White: First Sah'Ta Thor gets arrested and now Black Man is no where to be seen? What the hell is going on in this company Chuck? I have never seen tihs company have so many issues with our main event competitors as we have in the past couple of weeks.
Chuck Thompson: Well if you think about it his partner got taken out by the Undead Army only a week ago and both members of the Undead Army that we have seen wrestle here tonight have verbally warned Black Man that he should be watching his own back. They could easily want to make a example of the world champion Steve. The thing is you have to wonder if that is going to be the same case for Drake or if he will come out to actually fight in the contest. I certainly hope Drake is okay.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the first of his two opponents. He hails from New York, New York. He weighs in tonight at two hundred and sixty seven pounds. He comes in at the height of six feet and seven inches. He is the Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion holder. He is the man we know as BLACK MAN!
Still there is no response as "Rollin" plays on the PPA. Black Man is no were to be seen in the entire arena as the fans boo once again. The fans boo harder and harder as there is no sign of the man that was there world champion.
Steve White: Still no sign of the world champion Chuck. I have to wonder if that bastard has been attacked or if he simply didn't make it to the arena. I mean he has never had this happen before in his career. Or at least I have never seen it.
Chuck Thompson: There is no way that a undefeated wrestler like Black Man would no show against this man in Arbiter in a two on one situation. He has the chance to further that streak and has so much more that he could benefit from it. There is no reason why he wouldn't show up for this match when he has a great partner in Drake Coleman for that matter.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his second opponent..he hails from Charlotte, North Carolina. He stands at the height of six feet nine inches. He weighs in at two hundred and ninety eight pounds. He is the man we know as the icon. He is a ehwf legend. He is the man we know as Drake Coleman!
"Unstable" hits the PPA and fireworks explode across the stage. Drake Coleman's form rises through the smoke. His hand taking off his shades as he looks around. Walking very slowly down to the ring he lifts himself to the apron and he slowly enters the ring. Starring at the ref with a tilted head. He laughs for a moment and turns around before sitting back against the turnbuckle.
Steve White: Well at least it's good to see that one of them made it out here for the match. Though you have to wonder if Drake has any idea where Black Man is. He certainly doesn't look happy in the ring at the moment. Drake had one hell of a week last week when he survived being attacked by the Undead Army and won a tag team match.
Chuck Thompson:Well to say the least Drake isn't known for having bad weeks to begin with is he? Drake is one of those guys who tends to have more of a say when it comes to what happens in hardcore contests to begin with. His the crazy son of a bitch who likes to swing chairs and put you down in some glass. His crazy and he loves that about himself. So of course he'd win hardcore matches.