Post by La Familia Gómez on Feb 15, 2013 23:18:49 GMT -5
The scene opens in a dark room. Some noises can be heard, but nothing can be seen. A dim light comes on to reveal none other than 2 Dope, sitting tied up to a chair with dried blood seen on his face and arms. His clothes are torn up pretty bad and he looks like a bum. A few seconds after the light comes on, 2 Dope seems to regain conciousness a little bit and looks around with a drowzy look on his face. A few more figures begin surrounding him and judging by their painted faces and hatchetman tattoos, it is revealed that they are juggalos. 2 Dope suddenly gets a scared look in his eyes as they take the gag out of his mouth.
Juggalo: Now you will be fucking quiet, or else that gag won't be the thing going in your mouth next!
The juggalos all laugh and 2 Dope looks around, worried.
Juggalo: Now motherfucker, it's time you pay for your sins! You obviously have no idea what we do to fake juggalos. You have made us all look like fools and now you shall pay the price!
The juggalo in charge, or so it seems, signals for another juggalo to bring over something. Another juggalo appears with gloves on and two wires in his hands. He begins wrapping them around 2 Dope and they all begin to laugh.
Juggalo: Anything else you would like to say before we teach you lesson number one?
2 Dope: I'm sorry! I really am! I never meant to offend any of you! I swear! We...we're family! Don't do this to me!
Juggalo: No! You fucked up! You are a bitch! And now, you will pay for acting like one of us. You have embarrased the brotherhood of juggalos. Now...it is time you understand the pain we feel!
The other juggalo finishes wrapping the wires around 2 Dope and walks over to what seems to be an electrical box with the wires hooked in to it. The "top juggalo" signals for the other to turn on the box, and he does. 2 Dope begins convusling in the chair he is tied to and the juggalo shuts off the box. 2 Dope is now crying and sweating. The juggalo turns the box on again and then shuts it off again. This continues as the camera slowly backs out of the dark room, ending the scene.
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The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Welcome to EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White once again along with Chuck Thompson and we have a great night of action set up for tonight. You will not be dissapointed!
Chuck Thompson: Of course! And what about 2 Dope? He seems to have caught himself in quite the situation. It's great! Haha!
Steve White: Well, let's not trail away from our matches set up for tonight. Including the main event Tyler Gates versus EHWF Hall of Famer, Sah'ta Thor. And what a great match that is sure to be.
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about it. Neither man ever exits that ring without putting on a good show for the fans. Tonight will be no different. And we also have Jason Dave facing off against Sujir Thorn! Just yesterday was Jason Dave named as the third member of the Chamber match set up for Meltdown. We'll find out the last three members of that match tonight. But Sujir Thorn doesn't look like he wants to let Jason Dave into that chamber match without a beating.
Steve White: And like you just said, we'll find out the last three members of the chamber match tonight. James Serenity will square off against Jayden Payne in a chamber qualifying match and EHWF's newest superstar, Mac Daddy, will go up against Kevin Hunter for another spot. And then later tonight Scorpion is set to announce the final superstar entered into the chamber match. And we can't forget that Michael Rissi has an episode of the EHWF Experience set up for tonight as well! So much to look forward to tonight and i can not wait! Let's get this thing started with Patricia Downs!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The first match of the evening is a mixed tag team match scheduled for one fall!
As Flyleaf’s “I’m So Sick” plaves from the speakers, Cadence walks onto the stage. She bows and flips back her hair as pyros shoot up from the floor, waving to the fans. As she walks down the ramp she greets fans, shaking hands and touching arms and she glides to the area. With little effort she puts a hand on the top rope and swings her long legs over it to land in the ring, ready for battle. She waves to more of the fans, and waits for her tag team partner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Austin, Texas, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in at 150 pounds, Cadence Stone!
"Wretches and Kings" by Linkin Park begins playing over the PA system as Ray Austin walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He looks around at all the fans, who are booing him, and shakes his head as he begins to make his way down to the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope and waits for his opponents.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her partner, fighting out of Sydney, Australia, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 219 pounds, Ray Austin!
Steve White: Well, i guess we will see if these two superstars can impress here tonight because Scorpion has said if they fail to, they could very well be released.
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along."
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremly bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is errie, unearhly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder ashedoes so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
"Let us entertain you."
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponents, first, fighting out of Hachiooji, Japan, standing at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 120 pounds, Munin!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her tag team partner, fighting out of Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, Rockin' Lunatic!
DING DING DING!
The match begins with Munin and Cadence Stone in the ring. Cadence Stone runs at Munin, but is leveled with a huge clotheline! Cadence almost lands on her head from the impact of it! Munin picks up Cadence and throws her into the corner of the ring. She runs at her and hits a jumping knee right to the stomach. Cadence doubles over in pain and Munin climbs to the second rope. She jumps off and legdrops the back of Cadence's head, driving her face first into the ring mat!
Steve White: Munin taking early control right now.
Chuck Thompson: And it doesn't look like she wants to give up control either. She's on fire right now.
Munin rolls Cadence over and goes for a pinfall attempt. 1...2...kickout! Cadence kicks out just in time! Munin slowly pulls Cadence back up to her feet and Cadence elbows Munin in the stomach and then hurries over to her corner and tags in Ray Austin. Ray comes in and begins walking towards Munin, but Munin tags in Rockin' Lunatic and Lunatic runs at Ray Austin and spears him into his corner of the ring. Cadence Stone, who just got back up to her feet in her corner, gets knocked off of the ring apron into the crowd barrier. Lunatic begins beating Ray Austin in the corner of the ring with multiple punches, kicks, and knees. Lunatic then drags him to the center of the ring and hits a jumping piledriver on him!
Steve White: Oh my...that piledriver looked brutal!
Chuck Thompson: Lunatic just drove Austin's head right into the ring mat. Good lord i hope his neck is still in tact.
Lunatic then rolls Ray Austin over and thinks about going for a pin attempt, but decides not to! He grabs Ray Austin by his head and pulls him back up to his feet. He irish whips him against the ring ropes and then runs against the opposite ropes and the meet in the center of the ring, where Lunatic jumps and does a spinning elbow to the face of Ray Austin! Lunatic then gets fired up even more and signals for the end. He picks up the almost limp Ray Austin and hits the Lunatic Twist on him! He goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Cadence Stone just gets back up on the ring apron, but it is too late and the match is already over.
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, the team of Rockin' Lunatic and Munin!
The two victors begin showing off to the crowd as Cadence Stone rolls back out of the ring and limps to the backstage area. Ray Austin begins to come to as Lunatic and Munin exit the ring, celebrating their victory, as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following match is for one fall and is for an entry into the chamber match at Meltdown!
Mac Daddy struts down the ramp and flirts with the female fans, but Kevin Hunter runs behind him and hits him with a forearm to the back then tosses him on the ground and then rolls him in the ring.
DING DING DING!
The Bell Rings and Mac Daddy and Hunter lock up. Hunter knees Mac Daddy in the gut and starts taking him down with forearms and elbows to the back. Hunter rolls out of the ring quickly. Hunter grabs a chain from under the ring and looks up with the chain in hand. Mac Daddy slides out of the ring and boots Hunter in the chest. Mac Daddy hits Hunter with a high knee.
Steve White: Mac Daddy looking to get into the chamber!
Mac Daddy hits Hunter with a scoopslam and then goes down and starts humping him.
Steve White: Mac Daddy is a sick motherfucker but he is a sex addict.
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter has had a bad EHWF career already though.
Mac Daddy rolls out and Hunter follows him. The two come to the outside and start brawling on the outside. They start hitting each other with hard lefts and rights. Mac Daddy hits Hunter with an Enziguri. Mac Daddy tosses Kevin into the ring post and then back into the ring. Hunter is bleeding badly.
Steve White: Oh my god!
Chuck Thompson: Blood everywhere! Hunter is hurt!
Both men get up and Mac Daddy swings a punch. Hunter ducks it and punches Mac Daddy in the face.
Steve White: Mac Daddy just got rocked with that right hand.
Chuck Thompson: The both want a key to the chamber but only one will get it.
Hunter picks up Mac Daddy and slams him down on the ground. Hunter then drops a leg on Mac Daddy!
Steve White: Both men are bleeding now. This is incredible.
Chuck Thompson: Mac Daddy needs to get up right now!
Mac Daddy gets back up and Hunter hoists him up on his back, but Mac Daddy drops off of his back and hits Hunter with a big DDT! Suddenly, Mike Maddox comes running down to the ring and clothelines the shit out of Mac Daddy! He then begins stomping the already downed Kevin Hunter. The referee calls for the bell as the fans partly boo and partly cheer.
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck is Maddox doing?!
Maddox then picks up the groggy Mac Daddy and hits him with The Love Guns! He then does the same thing to Kevin Hunter! He looks down at his handy work and rolls into the ring and demans a microphone.
Mike Maddox: I figured i should come out here and make my prescence known. As of this moment, i am the winner of this match and the 4th entrant into the Chamber match. Good luck to my opponents, they will need it.
He drops the microphone as his theme song begins playing over the PA system. He exits the ring met by cheers from the crowd and the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as Jayden Paynes' music blasts throughout the arena as the fans stand to their feet and applaud. Pyro hits the ramp as Jayden walks down the ramp. Jayden walks down to the ring. Jayden walks up the steel steps. Jayden enters the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Jayden Payne!
The guitar riff at the intro of “Kick Ass” by Egypt Central starts to play leading into the full theme. James Serenity walks out, pointing to the crowd, motioning his hands up and down his body, pointing out his muscular definition. He flicks his hands a couple of times as he turns with his back to the crowd. He takes his hands, motioning to the back of his t-shirt that reads "Highlight of the Night". He flicks his hands again away from his body as he turns around aggressively and starts walking to the ring. As he reaches the ring, he runs and slides under the bottom rope. He jumps up to his feet and walks over to the corner, climbing up to the second turnbuckle and motioning again as his muscular physique. He smirks as he leaps down, sliding off his t-shirt and tossing it out to the crowd. He leans back in the corner, waiting for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… James Serenity!
DING DING DING!
Jayden Payne and James Serenity lock up in the center of the ring. Jayden gets James Serenity in a headlock and then hits him with a big right hand in the face. James Serenity goes back and Jayden takes him down hard with a big running boot to the face.
Steve White: Nice start by Jayden here. He’s proved that he can go that one step further here.
Chuck Thompson: True. Jayden just needs that big break.
Jayden picks up James Serenity and scoopslams him back down to the mat. James Serenity reels in pain and holds his back as Jayden stares out eerily to the crowd.
Steve White: Jayden is dominant and looks to put away Serenity early.
Chuck Thompson: Wait just a second Steve. James Serenity isn’t just anyone you know. The guy but we know he can fight!
Both men go to lock up again. Jayden gets Serenity in a headlock but Serenity runs and jumps up on the second rope them bounces back and hits a cutter on Jayden. This time Serenity is able to hook the far leg of Jayden.
1...
KICK OUT!
Steve White: Jayden was quick to kick out right there. It looks like Serenity is gaining more of the upper hand slowly though.
Chuck Thompson: Serenity has shown impressive skill thus far.
Jayden sits up and grabs James Serenity. Jayden dishes out big lefts and rights on James Serenity then scoops him up on his shoulder once again. Jayden takes a second then hits James Serenity with a big powerslam, destroying James Serenity into the mat. Jayden covers.
1...
2...
KICK OUT!
Steve White: A two count... So close for Jayden.
Chuck Thompson: Now Serenity is back to square one. He has to get up and start to take Jayden out quickly now if he hopes to have a chance of winning a spot in the chamber at Meltdown.
Serenity and Jayden get up. Serenity boots Jayden in the gut then takes him down hard with a massive dropkick to the chest. Jayden gets up only to get taken down with a flying forearm from James Serenity. Jayden eventually struggles back to his feet. Serenity runs up for a lariat or clothesline but Jayden grabs him by the throat and slams him into the corner. When James Serenity comes back, Jayden hits him with a big boot.
Steve White: Impressive from James Serenity but Jayden put a stop to him yet again.
Chuck Thompson: Serenity is tough, he's shown us but can he pull it off?
James Serenity gets up and Jayden goes to grab him but Serenity boots Jayden in the gut. Serenity then taunts around and bounces off the ropes. He goes to hit a running move on Jayden but Jayden hits Serenity with a big knee to the gut. Serenity goes flying over Jayden's knee and flips in the air, crashing into the mat. Jayden then eerily waits behind a struggling James Serenity and ushers for him to get up.
Steve White: This could be it for Serenity right here.
Serenity gets up and Jayden gets him up for a powerbomb, but Serenity reverses it into the Age of Serenity! He then goes for the pin! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, James Serenity!
Steve White: Well, James Serenity is now officially in the chamber match!
James Serenity climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He begins showing off to the crowd and celebrating his victory as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as what you Want by Evanescence blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring. Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder and Melody Lee follows. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first...Mike Maddox and Melody Lee!
Beautiful Lie hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents. First… Domenic Mazzio!
Madison’s music hits and she struts out down to the ramp and gets in the ring facing her opponents.
Patricia Downs: And the Divas Champion… Madison Murdock!
DING DING DING!
Melody Lee hits Maddie with the back of her elbow. Maddie is taken back but runs up and quickly takes down Melody to the mat. Maddie and Melody fall and they start fighting down on the floor as Mazzio and Maddox watch from their corners. Maddie starts slamming Melody’s head down into the mat continuously then they both get up. Melody tries to clothesline Maddie but Melody is fresh and ducks it Maddie bounces off the ropes and bots towards Melody with incredible speed, hitting Melody with a massive running STO. Melody struggles up all groggy; when Melody turns around she is met with a dropkick from Maddie. Melody is down and Maddie covers quickly.
1...
2...
KICK OUT!
Steve White: Maddie still appears to be the dominant female force in EHWF Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Yes well, Maddie is a part of a great team here tonight. Maddie is a leader in the women’s division and Mazzio proved he could beat Maddox last week.
Steve White: Maddox and Melody have to work together closely and cleverly if they plan on taking out Mazzio and Maddie...
Melody dashes to the corner and tags in Maddox. Maddox runs in and Maddie tags in Domenic Mazzio. The crowd goes crazy and Mazzio launches himself onto Maddox. Mazzio and Maddox get into a massive brawl on the mat. Mazzio gets up and knocks Maddox down with a hard lariat. Maddox gets back up but is knocked down again. Mazzio backs off and hits a lariat when Maddox rises.
Steve White: Mazzio just too strong!
Chuck Thompson: This one just got good!
The crowd continues to go wild as Mazzio waits for Maddox to get up. Maddox and Mazzio start hitting each other in the head with hard lefts and rights. Maddox boots Mazzio in the gut then dropkicks him to the mat. Maddox starts to get back some vitality as he goes over to Maddie in the corner. Maddox attempts to intimidate her but Mazzio comes from behind and tosses Maddox away.
Steve White: By Gawd!
Mazzio gets up and grabs Maddox but Maddox hits Mazzio with a swinging neckbreaker then a legdrop. Mazzio gets up but Maddox takes him down with another dropkick. Maddox picks Mazzio up and knees him in the head. Mazzio quickly gets up and hits Maddox with a spinebuster. Mazzio goes to grab him but Melody Lee gets up on the turnbuckle and jumps on Mazzio. Mazzio tries to get her off but he cant shake her. Maddie runs in and pulls her off of him. Melody Lee slaps Maddie and rolls out of the ring. Mazzio looks over and goes to help Maddie, but Maddox gets up and hits Mazzio with The Love Gun then covers him, using the ropes to assist him.
1...
2...
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, by pinfall, Mike Maddox and Melody Lee!
Steve White: Oh come on! He used the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: What's it matter? This was just another match for him. He needs to save rest of his strength and energy for the chamber match that he officially announced himself in earlier tonight.
Mike Maddox exits the ring and him and Melody Lee get their hands raised in victory on the outside of the ring. They slap some fans' hands on the way back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial and 'I am Danny Givens' by Danny Givens hits the PA System. Scott Wilson and Danny Givens walk out onto the stage and down to the ring. Danny Givens is wearing a dress shirt and jacket and pair of jeans while Scott Wilson is wearing a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt with 'SMD' on the front of it. Inside the ring is a sofa a coffee table and a big leather chair. Scott Wilson grabs a mic and starts to talk but Danny Givens quickly snatches it off of him.
Danny Givens: Oh hello everyone. I'd say it's good to be back but I'm not really back and it's not really that good...
The fans give a mixed reaction.
Danny Givens: Now, now Scott and I are guests of Mr. Michael Rissi tonight and we've also come to an agreement with Rissi that Scott and I will join his management team. Back to the matter at hand tonight, we all know what we're here for and that's Michael Rissi's EHWF Experience, in which Rissi has promised a guest tonight that will stun the world!
The fans cheer.
Danny Givens: So Wilson and I are going to kick off The EHWF Experience tonight by introducing our host... MICHAEL RISSI!
Headlines hits the PA system and Rissi makes his way onto the ramp. The EHWF Experience video comes on as Rissi makes his way into the ring. Rissi gets in and shakes Givens' hand and Wilson's hand. Wilson and Givens sit on the sofa and Rissi sits in the large leather chair. Givens takes a glass of water from the coffee table and takes a drink while Wilson takes his flask from his pocket and takes a swig.
Michael Rissi: Thank you Danny it's good to be here hosting the EHWF Experience and I'm also happy to embrace the new management partnership I'm entering with you two. This truly is a great time for EHWF as three of the greatest ever, Scott Michael and Danny unite for the fans entertainment. 'SMD' will really have a great influence in 2013!
The fans go wild and Danny and Wilson clap.
Michael Rissi: But... To the matter at hand now guys. I did promise all week a guest that will shock the world and shake EHWF to it's very core. I want to just say that I've made good on that promise and that in just a few minutes I will reveal that guest to the world and he in turn will reveal some even more shocking and incredible news.
The crowd continues their cheering.
Danny Givens: Rissi, I for one can't wait for this guest tonight.
Scott Wilson: The fans should prepare to have their minds fucked right now!
More fan cheers emulate from the crowd as Rissi stands up.
Michael Rissi: Alright well I guess this is the best time to introduce my guest tonight on The EHWF Experience. He is highly prone to controversy. He is a big name in EHWF and he recently became a big deal in EHWF again after a long hiatus where everyone thought he was gone for good... I'm talking about none other than the former EHWF talent manager... ARMANDO CORTEZ!
The fans give start to cheer, but then give a mixed reaction as Cortez's music hits and he actually comes out...not dead.
Steve White: BY GAWD! Armando Cortez back from the deaf yet again! This is the second time this man has done this. By gawd, he died agsin last week on Mayhem what's going on here!?
Chuck Thompson: ...
Steve White: This is just too amazing Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Oh give me a fucking break Steve. These idiots! This is just stupid shit Steve, I'm going to take a piss...
Cortez gets in the ring to a mixed reaction. Scott Wilson has a worked shocked look on his face. Rissi ushers for Cortez to sit down and Cortez takes a seat on the sofa with Givens and Wilson.
Michael Rissi: Armando Cortez. Welcome to the EHWF Experience. Everyone around the world was shocked to see you die then come back then die again in a similar limo explosion last week. I would like an explaination on that but I doubt we'll ever get a straight one.
Armando Cortez: It's simple. Someone tried to kill me the first time and last week someone tried to kill me again. Someone is after me and has wanted me dead for the better part of a year now. I know for a fact that it's not Michael Rissi or Scorpion or John Swaggah or anyone like that.
Michael Rissi: Then who do you think is trying to kill you? And why did you choose to come back at Sudden Death in the Hardcore title match?
Armando Laughs.
Armando Cortez: I can probably kill two birds with one stone in regards to that question, Rissi. Firstly, why did I choose the Hardcore Championship match to stage my surprise return? Because something of mine was in that match!
Michael Rissi: Something of yours? The Hardcore Championship was never yours...
Armando Cortez: Not the Hardcore Championship Rissi... What was mine in that match was... Sujir Thorn!
Rissi and the others look confused.
Michael Rissi: Uh... Um... You lost me Armando... What do you mean?
Cortez stands up with an intense look in his eyes.
Armando Cortez: Don't you see Rissi. Sujir isn't Thor's son... He's my son. I am Sujir's father.
The crowd gives a surprised reaction. Scott Wilson jumps up completely shocked.
Michael Rissi: Armando this is a huge claim... Are you serious?
Armando Cortez: Michael I am 100‰ serious. I've never been more serious about anything in my life. I believe Thor has done everything within his power to keep me from my son but he's failed and now I can finally try to unite with my long lost child.
Michael Rissi: Armando, you've shocked the world on more than one occasion and tonight you've just shocked the world again. Certainly I can imagine that people will have a problem with these unbelievable claims and furthermo...
Sah'ta Thor's music hits and he storms down the ramp pissed off. Thor pushes over the velvet rope and slides in the ring. Before he can get to anyone in the ring, Scott Wilson gets in his face.
Scott Wilson: YOU WERE NOT INVITED!
Sah'ta Thor: I don't give a shit if I was invited or not. This lying piece of shit needs to shut his mouth and I'm going to shut it for him!
Armando Cortez: Thor, the game is over, everyone knows now. Just give it up, Sujir is not your son he's mine!
Sujir appears at the top of the ramp.
Sujir Thorn: IS THIS TRUE? IS THIS TRUE?!
Thor looks out at Sujir but doesn't say a word. Armando nods but Sujir just shakes his head and leaves backstage. Back in the ring Thor's anger grows and he goes to get at Cortez but Givens holds Thor back and Rissi holds Cortez back. The crowd starts chanting 'Jerry Jerry!'
Michael Rissi: Calm down both of you. I have a great idea. How about we have a paternity test live on The EHWF Experience next week at Meltdown?
Cortez shakes his head. Thor backs off to the ropes.
Sah'ta Thor: That's foolish. No!
Armando Cortez: Sujir is my son I have nothing to prove to anyone. He IS my son!
Come to me hits the PA system and Swaggah comes on the stage with a microphone.
John Swaggah: I like it... Rissi, you set up your EHWF Experience for Meltdown and we'll have a paternity test live!
The crowd cheers and Thor shakes his head and pushes over a vase then storms off. Cortez takes a tissue out of his pocket and wipes his forehead. The EHWF Experience logo shows as we fade out to a commercial break.
We come back from a commercial break to see the form of the announcer in the middle of the ring. Preparing for the next contest we can tell the fans are all pumped to continue what was a exciting night.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..she hails from Hartford, Connecticut. She comes in tonight weighing in at one hundred and sixty five pounds. She stands in tonight at five feet and seven inches. SHE IS HEATHER HELMSLEY!!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up (together), with thumbs out, she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her opponent. She comes in tonight hailing from parts unknown. She comes in tonight standing at five feet and five inches. She comes in tonight weighing in at one hundred and two pounds. SHE IS PANDORA!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays it's soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to it's bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
Chuck Thompson: Pandora is unbeaten here in the EHWF and one has to think that she has had quite a stay here in the EHWF. As we all have seen over the past she can be violent and through that violence she has made a statement. With Heather's new allegiance with Drake Coleman however, I doubt that will play much if any factor at all.
DING DING DING!
As Pandora is looking to the fans she seems to be not pay much attention to her opponent. Pandora turns and Heather charges at her. The two women begin trading punches back and forth to the shock of the fans as Heather gets the better of it! Pandora catches Heather's fist and she trips Heather up and begins ramming her head into the turnbuckle! ONCE! TWICE! Heather's form collapses under the third shot! Pandora pulls her by her hair and throws her onto the back of her head! Pandora proceeds to climb the top rope while gripping Heathers hair. Heather is getting nailed with several shots to her hair. Pandora lets go and Heather drops down onto the mat. Pandora motions for a quick finish!
Steve White: This could be a very quick finish to Heather Helmsley and a very easy win for Pandora! Someone needs to make sure that it doesn't go any farther than that!
Pandora waits as Heather lifts herself off the mat. Pandora jumps down and Heather spins with a Shot to the Heart! Pandora's form flips around in pain as Heather leans against the ropes. Pandora is then nailed with a Cardiac Unrest! THE FANS CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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DING DING DING!
Pandora's shoulders come up but a second to late. Her hands in her hair as Heather is backed into the corner with her hand raised with shock shinning across her face.
Chuck Thompson: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Heather Helmsley has just..beat Pandora!? Heather Helmsley just pulled the wool over the eyes of Pandora to steal a victory! BY GOD PANDORA'S STREAK IS OVER!
Patricia Downs: Your winner via pinfall..HEATHER HELMSLEY!
Heather Helmsley rolls out of the ring. Up the ramp is the form of Drake Coleman who has his hand against his chin. Heather begins talking to him as they head through the curtain. The scene then fades to a commercial break.
We come back from break to see the lovely form of Patricia Downs standing in the middle of the ring. Her hands lifting the microphone to her mouth as the next match is about to begin.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is to be a handicap match! Introducing first..he hails from Arkadelphia, Arkansas. He comes in tonight standing at six feet and a inch. He weighs in tonight at two hundred pounds. HE IS AJ FLARE!
Walk this way by Aerosmith hits and A.J. walks out and then sprints down to the ring and slides into it and shakes the ropes.
Steve White: Now this young man should be extremely pissed if you ask me. Getting put in this match against his certain opponents. It is ridiculous how much this guy is going to probably go through in his debut. Drake Coleman has been stacking people up like pieces of timber for the fire and he hasn't been showing any remorse as of yet.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his tag team partner! He comes from New York City! He comes in tonight at the height of six feet and four inches.He comes in tonight weighing in at the two hundred and either five pound mark! He is the man who is known as the sick one! HE IS KOREY KILL!
The arena turns red and the voice of Korey Kill fills the arena, "LETS GET FUCKING SICK!", Then "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits! Korey Kill comes out, but another form comes from behind him. Drake Coleman! Hitting Korey across the back of his head with a hammer! Korey falls like a sack of potatoes. As Korey tries to stand up to his feet he is grabbed by his hair and thrown violently. A CRASH CAUSING ELECTRICAL EXPLOSIONS AS HE GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH A STAGE LIGHT! Drake turns and his form slowly walks down toward the ring. His eyes intent on AJ Flare who is backed up toward the corner. Drake slowly enters the ring with his eyes not leaving the figure of AJ Flare who is looking up the ramp were paramedics are starting to show up for Korey Kill. AJ grimaces to himself.
Chuck Thompson: Korey Kill was just destroyed by Drake Coleman before he could even get to the ring! Drake isn't even waiting for his partner Frank to get down here either. This is going to be a quick match I think. This is looking like a ridiculous match up in a one on one contest. I think that AJ needs to roll out of the ring and just run back to the backstage area! At least the guy might be safe back there!
DING DING DING!
Drake Coleman catches the form of AJ Flare running in with a huge boot across his head. AJ lifts himself up and begins landing chops which only irritates Drake who grabs him by his neck and throws him head first into the ring post! Drake grabs him by his neck as the young man tries to struggle out of it. AJ is able to get out of the choke slam and land a kick upside the head of Drake who stumbles to the side for a moment. Drake chuckles as AJ runs into the ropes and Drake catches him with a Icon Cutter on his way back! AJ is turned inside out!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! Coleman may have just broken one of AJ's ribs with that spear! I hope that Drake doesn't intend on dragging this on to torture the kid, but damn that power is so hard to avoid! Drake may have just pushed his way straight through to another win! I sure as well wouldn't be the one to doubt it!
Drake lifts himself off the ground as AJ tries to do the same. AJ gets up alright, but Drake catches him with a vicious knee to his ribs. AJ yelps out like a hurt puppy as Drake throws him into the corner. Pinning AJ in the corner and landing multiple shoulder thrusts into those ribs. AJ tries to push him away but to no avail. Drake then Irish whips AJ into the opposite corner with precision. AJ collapses back on the mat with a groan as Drake is stalking him. AJ is able to lift himself up again but is grabbed by the throat and lifted straight up into the air. THE FANS ARE SILENT!!! Drake brings him down from a good 8 feet in the air! CHOKESLAM!
Steve White: This match is already over. The kid is showing spunk in the fact that he keeps getting up, but it is a futile effort for someone like him to continue to try and push out against someone who is three times better than he is, if not more. Drake is gonna beat this kid in every level of the game. Drake isn't gonna lose this match unless someone else comes down here and tries something funny. Which I doubt after what we saw with our friend Korey Kill.
Drake chuckles as he has his hands in the hair of AJ Flare. AJ tries to lift himself off his feet, but when Drake lets go his entire body drops down from pain. Drake stomps on his back a few times as he tries to stand up and finally AJ pushes Drake's feet away. Trying to find any way to fight back. Drake pulls his near defenseless form in between his legs and lifts him into the air with a cry from his opponent. The whole way down is only welcomed with a yelp. The thud getting cheers from the fans. ICON BOMB! COVER!
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DING DING DING!
Chuck Thompson: Well that is just another example of the domination some people have in this company. Drake with another easily expressed victory. He probably didn't even break a sweat.
Patricia Downs: Your winner via pin fall..DRAKE "THE ICON" COLEMAN!!
Drake rolls out of the ring with out getting his hand raised and puts his hands on his sides as he is walking back up the ramp. Looking up the ramp at the figures of the paramedics who are still pulling Korey out of the wreckage. He turns and he is laughing as the scene fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The lights in the arena go off as the opening riff of 'Killing In The Name' begins to play through the sound system. Blue and orange lights flash around the arena in time with the beat as the fans are already booing the monster that is Cyrus Walker.
"Killing In The Name Of"
The lights in the arena turn back on as the first words of the song are spoken, revealing Cyrus at the top of the ramp. He slowly walks down the ramp nodding his head to the beat and scowling at the fans. He walks towards a fan who's holding up a sign that he doesn't like and takes it off of him. He rips it in half before shoving the fan to the floor and continuing to the ring. He stands up on the ring apron before stepping over the top rope and into the ring. He walks to all four sides of the ring with his hands raised in the air, laughing at the fans jeers. Cyrus turns around to the referee and throws a fake punch towards him, scaring him and making him jump backwards. Cyrus laughs to himself as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of London, England, standing at 6 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in at 315 pounds, Cyrus Walker!
“Hall of Fame” by The Script hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and cheer as the world heavyweight champion, Black Man, hits the stage with the title in the his clutched left hand held above his head. Black Man looks at the world title and then back at the fans as he pats the title still raised in the air. Black Man begins his decent to the ring as pyro goes off behind the champion. Black Man slaps a few fans hands on his way down the ramp before hoping onto the ring apron and proceeding over the top rope. Black Man stands on the bottom rope and holds the title to the screaming fans.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, fighting out of New York, New York, standing at 6 feet and 7 inches tall and weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
Steve White: As most of you know, this match was requested by Cyrus Walker after Black Man assaulted him at the end of Mayhem last week. Walker wanted revenge on Black Man and to prove he can defeat the best EHWF has to offer. This is his oppertunity.
Chuck Thompson: That's right. Now the question is, will he make good of this oppertunity? Or will Black Man plow through him?
Steve White: I guess we'll see.
DING DING DING!
The fight starts off with Cyrus Walker walking cockily towards Black Man. He goes chest to chest with Black Man and slaps Black Man right in the face. He then raises his arms in the air. Black Man smirks and punches Cyrus Walker down to the ring mat! The crowd makes an "ooh" noise and Cyrus scrambles back up to his feet, but is immediately leveled back down by a huge clotheline! Black Man then picks Cyrus Walker back up to his feet and irish whips him into the corner of the ring. Black Man runs at him, but Cyrus turns and Black Man runs right into his elbow! Cyrus gets behind Black Man and german suplexes him down to the ring mat.
Steve White: Cyrus Walker showing this will be no squash match right now!
Chuck Thompson: I'll tell ya. This man came to fight for sure.
Cyrus then begins to taunt around the ring, giving Black Man time to recover. Black Man gets up and when Cyrus turns around, Black Man spears him nearly in half! Black Man grabs Cyrus by the head and tries to pick him up, but Cyrus squirms out of it and rolls out of the ring, drawing boos from the crowd. Black Man doesn't let him recover, as he exits the ring himself and elbows Cyrus right in the back of the head! Cyrus falls down onto his hands and knees and Black Man knees him right in the ribs! Cyrus rolls over onto his back and Black Man begins stomping him while the referee is counting them.
Steve White: The referee's count is now up to five. These two better get back into the ring soon.
Chuck Thompson: Meh, they'll be fine.
Black Man picks up Cyrus Walker and throws him into the steel ring steps, making them fall apart. He then drags the bottom set away from the ring a little bit and rolls in then rolls back out to break the referees count. He picks up Cyrus Walker and powerbombs him onto the steps! The bone breaking noise makes everyone in the arena cringe. Black Man looks down at him and shakes his head in dissapointment at the challenge of Cyrus. He rolls back into the ring and lets the referee count. When the referee gets up to seven, it seems Black Man has a change of heart and goes back out of the ring after Cyrus.
Steve White: Black Man isn't done with Cyrus yet. He could have left him out there to get counted out and he would win anyway. This is risking a win right here.
Chuck Thompson: It is, but i think Black Man is in control good enough to secure a win tonight. I guess he takes offense to Cyrus interrupting him last week.
Black Man picks up the limp Cyrus Walker and throws him back into the ring and then slides in after him. He gets up to his feet and kicks Tyler a few times before picking him up and hitting him with the Black Stunn! Cyrus lays on the ring mat, motionless. Black Man looks like he is going to pin him, but picks him up once more and hits him with another brutal Black Stunn, as if to send a message to Tyler Gates. Black Man then finally pins Cyrus. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
Chuck Thompson: Message sent?
Black Man climbs back up to his feet and gets the Mayhem World Championship handed to him. He gets his hand raised in victory by the referee and begins to celebrate inside of the ring as some medical personnel come down to the ring to check on Cyrus Walker. Black Man continues to celebrate as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from break to see the lovely Patricia Downs in the ring. She has the microphone to her mouth as she looks out into a pumped out crowd. The entire arena ready for the next contest.
Patricia Downs: The next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..he hails from Barcelona, Spain! He comes in tonight standing at six feet and four inches. He comes in weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds. He is SUJIR THORN!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Steve White: Our former hardcore champion..has been on a losing streak ever since his loss of the championship. Thorn has yet to spring back from what has been a horrible deficit for him as a wrestler. It helps make this match with Jason Dave all the more against his favor.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent! He hails from Cameron North Carolina! He stands at six feet and two inches. He comes in weighing at two hundred and fifteen pounds! HE IS JASOOON DAVE!
Above The Law by Bad Meets Evil hits the PA system and the fans lose it in their seats. They rage into a series of boos as Jason Dave steps out into the vicinity. He nods in approval of the crowd's recognition of him. He struts down the ramp, ignoring the degrading comments coming from each of the crowd members. He slides into the ring and taunts the crowd as he waits for the bell.
Chuck Thompson: Dave has came into this company and has been dominant with his friend Rissi over the past few weeks. That being said he has a lot of say in the way things can end up going around here. That being said I really think he'll win this match against Thorn because he is rolling in momentum.
DING DING DING!
Thorn and Dave meet in the middle of the ring and tie up, but this quickly turns south for Thorn as he is tripped up by Dave and thrown head first into the turnbuckle. Dave grabs him by his hair and begins to lift his head and slam it into the turnbuckle over and over! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12! 13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! Dave is pulled off and he is shaking his head as Thorn is trying to stay on his feet in the corner. Dave begins landing punches across his jaw and Thorn is trying to block these punches with little to no success in the matter!Dave lands a kick across his head! Pulls him in with a kick to the gut and a DDT that spikes him down on his forehead! Dave lifts himself up and on top of Thorn and begins landing punches across his head. Dave is again pulled from the nearly already unconscious form of the former Hardcore Champion. As Dave holds onto the ropes while Thorn lifts himself to his feet slowly.
Steve White: This match is already getting away from Thorn in a very bad way and one has to wonder if he is alright! This isn't supposed to be this big of a squash match, but Dave is all over this man! Somebody might as well ring the bell now because there is no way you can come back from this quick and deadly a assault as this is starting to become. SOMEBODY STOP THIS MATCH AND GET THORN A DOCTOR! This is not going to get any better! Somebody call the fucking doctor now! DAMMIT!
Dave catches Thorn on his way back up with a kick across his temple that drops him back down. Dave doesn't stop landing punches on Thorn and the ref is trying to check Thorn to see if he can continue. Finally the ref grabs the arm of Dave pushing him off again and Dave hisses in anger as he doesn't appreciate such action from a ref. Dave allows Thorn to slowly lift himself up only to connect with the move we know as the Reality Cut 1! The ref pushes Dave away, but Dave goes around the ref and drops down on the cover anyway.
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Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Jason Dave!
Steve White: Well that was probably the quickest match of Thorn's match history in his time here in EHWF. I really hope the kid is alright, but this victory that Dave has snatched out of his unconscious grasp was defiantly not a close victory. Thorn got his ass kicked.
Dave looks over the unconscious form of Thorn and spits down on him. Dave puts his hands across the back of his head as he looks around before rolling out of the ring. We cut to break as he walks back out through the curtain.
Juggalo: Now you will be fucking quiet, or else that gag won't be the thing going in your mouth next!
The juggalos all laugh and 2 Dope looks around, worried.
Juggalo: Now motherfucker, it's time you pay for your sins! You obviously have no idea what we do to fake juggalos. You have made us all look like fools and now you shall pay the price!
The juggalo in charge, or so it seems, signals for another juggalo to bring over something. Another juggalo appears with gloves on and two wires in his hands. He begins wrapping them around 2 Dope and they all begin to laugh.
Juggalo: Anything else you would like to say before we teach you lesson number one?
2 Dope: I'm sorry! I really am! I never meant to offend any of you! I swear! We...we're family! Don't do this to me!
Juggalo: No! You fucked up! You are a bitch! And now, you will pay for acting like one of us. You have embarrased the brotherhood of juggalos. Now...it is time you understand the pain we feel!
The other juggalo finishes wrapping the wires around 2 Dope and walks over to what seems to be an electrical box with the wires hooked in to it. The "top juggalo" signals for the other to turn on the box, and he does. 2 Dope begins convusling in the chair he is tied to and the juggalo shuts off the box. 2 Dope is now crying and sweating. The juggalo turns the box on again and then shuts it off again. This continues as the camera slowly backs out of the dark room, ending the scene.
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The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Welcome to EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White once again along with Chuck Thompson and we have a great night of action set up for tonight. You will not be dissapointed!
Chuck Thompson: Of course! And what about 2 Dope? He seems to have caught himself in quite the situation. It's great! Haha!
Steve White: Well, let's not trail away from our matches set up for tonight. Including the main event Tyler Gates versus EHWF Hall of Famer, Sah'ta Thor. And what a great match that is sure to be.
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about it. Neither man ever exits that ring without putting on a good show for the fans. Tonight will be no different. And we also have Jason Dave facing off against Sujir Thorn! Just yesterday was Jason Dave named as the third member of the Chamber match set up for Meltdown. We'll find out the last three members of that match tonight. But Sujir Thorn doesn't look like he wants to let Jason Dave into that chamber match without a beating.
Steve White: And like you just said, we'll find out the last three members of the chamber match tonight. James Serenity will square off against Jayden Payne in a chamber qualifying match and EHWF's newest superstar, Mac Daddy, will go up against Kevin Hunter for another spot. And then later tonight Scorpion is set to announce the final superstar entered into the chamber match. And we can't forget that Michael Rissi has an episode of the EHWF Experience set up for tonight as well! So much to look forward to tonight and i can not wait! Let's get this thing started with Patricia Downs!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The first match of the evening is a mixed tag team match scheduled for one fall!
As Flyleaf’s “I’m So Sick” plaves from the speakers, Cadence walks onto the stage. She bows and flips back her hair as pyros shoot up from the floor, waving to the fans. As she walks down the ramp she greets fans, shaking hands and touching arms and she glides to the area. With little effort she puts a hand on the top rope and swings her long legs over it to land in the ring, ready for battle. She waves to more of the fans, and waits for her tag team partner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Austin, Texas, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in at 150 pounds, Cadence Stone!
"Wretches and Kings" by Linkin Park begins playing over the PA system as Ray Austin walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He looks around at all the fans, who are booing him, and shakes his head as he begins to make his way down to the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope and waits for his opponents.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her partner, fighting out of Sydney, Australia, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 219 pounds, Ray Austin!
Steve White: Well, i guess we will see if these two superstars can impress here tonight because Scorpion has said if they fail to, they could very well be released.
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along."
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremly bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is errie, unearhly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder ashedoes so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
"Let us entertain you."
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponents, first, fighting out of Hachiooji, Japan, standing at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 120 pounds, Munin!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her tag team partner, fighting out of Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, Rockin' Lunatic!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Rockin' Lunatic & Munin vs. Ray Austin & Cadence Stone
The match begins with Munin and Cadence Stone in the ring. Cadence Stone runs at Munin, but is leveled with a huge clotheline! Cadence almost lands on her head from the impact of it! Munin picks up Cadence and throws her into the corner of the ring. She runs at her and hits a jumping knee right to the stomach. Cadence doubles over in pain and Munin climbs to the second rope. She jumps off and legdrops the back of Cadence's head, driving her face first into the ring mat!
Steve White: Munin taking early control right now.
Chuck Thompson: And it doesn't look like she wants to give up control either. She's on fire right now.
Munin rolls Cadence over and goes for a pinfall attempt. 1...2...kickout! Cadence kicks out just in time! Munin slowly pulls Cadence back up to her feet and Cadence elbows Munin in the stomach and then hurries over to her corner and tags in Ray Austin. Ray comes in and begins walking towards Munin, but Munin tags in Rockin' Lunatic and Lunatic runs at Ray Austin and spears him into his corner of the ring. Cadence Stone, who just got back up to her feet in her corner, gets knocked off of the ring apron into the crowd barrier. Lunatic begins beating Ray Austin in the corner of the ring with multiple punches, kicks, and knees. Lunatic then drags him to the center of the ring and hits a jumping piledriver on him!
Steve White: Oh my...that piledriver looked brutal!
Chuck Thompson: Lunatic just drove Austin's head right into the ring mat. Good lord i hope his neck is still in tact.
Lunatic then rolls Ray Austin over and thinks about going for a pin attempt, but decides not to! He grabs Ray Austin by his head and pulls him back up to his feet. He irish whips him against the ring ropes and then runs against the opposite ropes and the meet in the center of the ring, where Lunatic jumps and does a spinning elbow to the face of Ray Austin! Lunatic then gets fired up even more and signals for the end. He picks up the almost limp Ray Austin and hits the Lunatic Twist on him! He goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Cadence Stone just gets back up on the ring apron, but it is too late and the match is already over.
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, the team of Rockin' Lunatic and Munin!
The two victors begin showing off to the crowd as Cadence Stone rolls back out of the ring and limps to the backstage area. Ray Austin begins to come to as Lunatic and Munin exit the ring, celebrating their victory, as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following match is for one fall and is for an entry into the chamber match at Meltdown!
Mac Daddy struts down the ramp and flirts with the female fans, but Kevin Hunter runs behind him and hits him with a forearm to the back then tosses him on the ground and then rolls him in the ring.
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Mac Daddy vs. Kevin Hunter
The Bell Rings and Mac Daddy and Hunter lock up. Hunter knees Mac Daddy in the gut and starts taking him down with forearms and elbows to the back. Hunter rolls out of the ring quickly. Hunter grabs a chain from under the ring and looks up with the chain in hand. Mac Daddy slides out of the ring and boots Hunter in the chest. Mac Daddy hits Hunter with a high knee.
Steve White: Mac Daddy looking to get into the chamber!
Mac Daddy hits Hunter with a scoopslam and then goes down and starts humping him.
Steve White: Mac Daddy is a sick motherfucker but he is a sex addict.
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter has had a bad EHWF career already though.
Mac Daddy rolls out and Hunter follows him. The two come to the outside and start brawling on the outside. They start hitting each other with hard lefts and rights. Mac Daddy hits Hunter with an Enziguri. Mac Daddy tosses Kevin into the ring post and then back into the ring. Hunter is bleeding badly.
Steve White: Oh my god!
Chuck Thompson: Blood everywhere! Hunter is hurt!
Both men get up and Mac Daddy swings a punch. Hunter ducks it and punches Mac Daddy in the face.
Steve White: Mac Daddy just got rocked with that right hand.
Chuck Thompson: The both want a key to the chamber but only one will get it.
Hunter picks up Mac Daddy and slams him down on the ground. Hunter then drops a leg on Mac Daddy!
Steve White: Both men are bleeding now. This is incredible.
Chuck Thompson: Mac Daddy needs to get up right now!
Mac Daddy gets back up and Hunter hoists him up on his back, but Mac Daddy drops off of his back and hits Hunter with a big DDT! Suddenly, Mike Maddox comes running down to the ring and clothelines the shit out of Mac Daddy! He then begins stomping the already downed Kevin Hunter. The referee calls for the bell as the fans partly boo and partly cheer.
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck is Maddox doing?!
Maddox then picks up the groggy Mac Daddy and hits him with The Love Guns! He then does the same thing to Kevin Hunter! He looks down at his handy work and rolls into the ring and demans a microphone.
Mike Maddox: I figured i should come out here and make my prescence known. As of this moment, i am the winner of this match and the 4th entrant into the Chamber match. Good luck to my opponents, they will need it.
He drops the microphone as his theme song begins playing over the PA system. He exits the ring met by cheers from the crowd and the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as Jayden Paynes' music blasts throughout the arena as the fans stand to their feet and applaud. Pyro hits the ramp as Jayden walks down the ramp. Jayden walks down to the ring. Jayden walks up the steel steps. Jayden enters the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Jayden Payne!
The guitar riff at the intro of “Kick Ass” by Egypt Central starts to play leading into the full theme. James Serenity walks out, pointing to the crowd, motioning his hands up and down his body, pointing out his muscular definition. He flicks his hands a couple of times as he turns with his back to the crowd. He takes his hands, motioning to the back of his t-shirt that reads "Highlight of the Night". He flicks his hands again away from his body as he turns around aggressively and starts walking to the ring. As he reaches the ring, he runs and slides under the bottom rope. He jumps up to his feet and walks over to the corner, climbing up to the second turnbuckle and motioning again as his muscular physique. He smirks as he leaps down, sliding off his t-shirt and tossing it out to the crowd. He leans back in the corner, waiting for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… James Serenity!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Jayden Payne vs. James Serenity
Jayden Payne and James Serenity lock up in the center of the ring. Jayden gets James Serenity in a headlock and then hits him with a big right hand in the face. James Serenity goes back and Jayden takes him down hard with a big running boot to the face.
Steve White: Nice start by Jayden here. He’s proved that he can go that one step further here.
Chuck Thompson: True. Jayden just needs that big break.
Jayden picks up James Serenity and scoopslams him back down to the mat. James Serenity reels in pain and holds his back as Jayden stares out eerily to the crowd.
Steve White: Jayden is dominant and looks to put away Serenity early.
Chuck Thompson: Wait just a second Steve. James Serenity isn’t just anyone you know. The guy but we know he can fight!
Both men go to lock up again. Jayden gets Serenity in a headlock but Serenity runs and jumps up on the second rope them bounces back and hits a cutter on Jayden. This time Serenity is able to hook the far leg of Jayden.
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Steve White: Jayden was quick to kick out right there. It looks like Serenity is gaining more of the upper hand slowly though.
Chuck Thompson: Serenity has shown impressive skill thus far.
Jayden sits up and grabs James Serenity. Jayden dishes out big lefts and rights on James Serenity then scoops him up on his shoulder once again. Jayden takes a second then hits James Serenity with a big powerslam, destroying James Serenity into the mat. Jayden covers.
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Steve White: A two count... So close for Jayden.
Chuck Thompson: Now Serenity is back to square one. He has to get up and start to take Jayden out quickly now if he hopes to have a chance of winning a spot in the chamber at Meltdown.
Serenity and Jayden get up. Serenity boots Jayden in the gut then takes him down hard with a massive dropkick to the chest. Jayden gets up only to get taken down with a flying forearm from James Serenity. Jayden eventually struggles back to his feet. Serenity runs up for a lariat or clothesline but Jayden grabs him by the throat and slams him into the corner. When James Serenity comes back, Jayden hits him with a big boot.
Steve White: Impressive from James Serenity but Jayden put a stop to him yet again.
Chuck Thompson: Serenity is tough, he's shown us but can he pull it off?
James Serenity gets up and Jayden goes to grab him but Serenity boots Jayden in the gut. Serenity then taunts around and bounces off the ropes. He goes to hit a running move on Jayden but Jayden hits Serenity with a big knee to the gut. Serenity goes flying over Jayden's knee and flips in the air, crashing into the mat. Jayden then eerily waits behind a struggling James Serenity and ushers for him to get up.
Steve White: This could be it for Serenity right here.
Serenity gets up and Jayden gets him up for a powerbomb, but Serenity reverses it into the Age of Serenity! He then goes for the pin! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, James Serenity!
Steve White: Well, James Serenity is now officially in the chamber match!
James Serenity climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He begins showing off to the crowd and celebrating his victory as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as what you Want by Evanescence blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring. Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder and Melody Lee follows. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first...Mike Maddox and Melody Lee!
Beautiful Lie hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents. First… Domenic Mazzio!
Madison’s music hits and she struts out down to the ramp and gets in the ring facing her opponents.
Patricia Downs: And the Divas Champion… Madison Murdock!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Domenic Mazzio & Madison Murdock vs. Mike Maddox & Melody Lee
Melody Lee hits Maddie with the back of her elbow. Maddie is taken back but runs up and quickly takes down Melody to the mat. Maddie and Melody fall and they start fighting down on the floor as Mazzio and Maddox watch from their corners. Maddie starts slamming Melody’s head down into the mat continuously then they both get up. Melody tries to clothesline Maddie but Melody is fresh and ducks it Maddie bounces off the ropes and bots towards Melody with incredible speed, hitting Melody with a massive running STO. Melody struggles up all groggy; when Melody turns around she is met with a dropkick from Maddie. Melody is down and Maddie covers quickly.
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Steve White: Maddie still appears to be the dominant female force in EHWF Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Yes well, Maddie is a part of a great team here tonight. Maddie is a leader in the women’s division and Mazzio proved he could beat Maddox last week.
Steve White: Maddox and Melody have to work together closely and cleverly if they plan on taking out Mazzio and Maddie...
Melody dashes to the corner and tags in Maddox. Maddox runs in and Maddie tags in Domenic Mazzio. The crowd goes crazy and Mazzio launches himself onto Maddox. Mazzio and Maddox get into a massive brawl on the mat. Mazzio gets up and knocks Maddox down with a hard lariat. Maddox gets back up but is knocked down again. Mazzio backs off and hits a lariat when Maddox rises.
Steve White: Mazzio just too strong!
Chuck Thompson: This one just got good!
The crowd continues to go wild as Mazzio waits for Maddox to get up. Maddox and Mazzio start hitting each other in the head with hard lefts and rights. Maddox boots Mazzio in the gut then dropkicks him to the mat. Maddox starts to get back some vitality as he goes over to Maddie in the corner. Maddox attempts to intimidate her but Mazzio comes from behind and tosses Maddox away.
Steve White: By Gawd!
Mazzio gets up and grabs Maddox but Maddox hits Mazzio with a swinging neckbreaker then a legdrop. Mazzio gets up but Maddox takes him down with another dropkick. Maddox picks Mazzio up and knees him in the head. Mazzio quickly gets up and hits Maddox with a spinebuster. Mazzio goes to grab him but Melody Lee gets up on the turnbuckle and jumps on Mazzio. Mazzio tries to get her off but he cant shake her. Maddie runs in and pulls her off of him. Melody Lee slaps Maddie and rolls out of the ring. Mazzio looks over and goes to help Maddie, but Maddox gets up and hits Mazzio with The Love Gun then covers him, using the ropes to assist him.
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Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, by pinfall, Mike Maddox and Melody Lee!
Steve White: Oh come on! He used the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: What's it matter? This was just another match for him. He needs to save rest of his strength and energy for the chamber match that he officially announced himself in earlier tonight.
Mike Maddox exits the ring and him and Melody Lee get their hands raised in victory on the outside of the ring. They slap some fans' hands on the way back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial and 'I am Danny Givens' by Danny Givens hits the PA System. Scott Wilson and Danny Givens walk out onto the stage and down to the ring. Danny Givens is wearing a dress shirt and jacket and pair of jeans while Scott Wilson is wearing a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt with 'SMD' on the front of it. Inside the ring is a sofa a coffee table and a big leather chair. Scott Wilson grabs a mic and starts to talk but Danny Givens quickly snatches it off of him.
Danny Givens: Oh hello everyone. I'd say it's good to be back but I'm not really back and it's not really that good...
The fans give a mixed reaction.
Danny Givens: Now, now Scott and I are guests of Mr. Michael Rissi tonight and we've also come to an agreement with Rissi that Scott and I will join his management team. Back to the matter at hand tonight, we all know what we're here for and that's Michael Rissi's EHWF Experience, in which Rissi has promised a guest tonight that will stun the world!
The fans cheer.
Danny Givens: So Wilson and I are going to kick off The EHWF Experience tonight by introducing our host... MICHAEL RISSI!
Headlines hits the PA system and Rissi makes his way onto the ramp. The EHWF Experience video comes on as Rissi makes his way into the ring. Rissi gets in and shakes Givens' hand and Wilson's hand. Wilson and Givens sit on the sofa and Rissi sits in the large leather chair. Givens takes a glass of water from the coffee table and takes a drink while Wilson takes his flask from his pocket and takes a swig.
Michael Rissi: Thank you Danny it's good to be here hosting the EHWF Experience and I'm also happy to embrace the new management partnership I'm entering with you two. This truly is a great time for EHWF as three of the greatest ever, Scott Michael and Danny unite for the fans entertainment. 'SMD' will really have a great influence in 2013!
The fans go wild and Danny and Wilson clap.
Michael Rissi: But... To the matter at hand now guys. I did promise all week a guest that will shock the world and shake EHWF to it's very core. I want to just say that I've made good on that promise and that in just a few minutes I will reveal that guest to the world and he in turn will reveal some even more shocking and incredible news.
The crowd continues their cheering.
Danny Givens: Rissi, I for one can't wait for this guest tonight.
Scott Wilson: The fans should prepare to have their minds fucked right now!
More fan cheers emulate from the crowd as Rissi stands up.
Michael Rissi: Alright well I guess this is the best time to introduce my guest tonight on The EHWF Experience. He is highly prone to controversy. He is a big name in EHWF and he recently became a big deal in EHWF again after a long hiatus where everyone thought he was gone for good... I'm talking about none other than the former EHWF talent manager... ARMANDO CORTEZ!
The fans give start to cheer, but then give a mixed reaction as Cortez's music hits and he actually comes out...not dead.
Steve White: BY GAWD! Armando Cortez back from the deaf yet again! This is the second time this man has done this. By gawd, he died agsin last week on Mayhem what's going on here!?
Chuck Thompson: ...
Steve White: This is just too amazing Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Oh give me a fucking break Steve. These idiots! This is just stupid shit Steve, I'm going to take a piss...
Cortez gets in the ring to a mixed reaction. Scott Wilson has a worked shocked look on his face. Rissi ushers for Cortez to sit down and Cortez takes a seat on the sofa with Givens and Wilson.
Michael Rissi: Armando Cortez. Welcome to the EHWF Experience. Everyone around the world was shocked to see you die then come back then die again in a similar limo explosion last week. I would like an explaination on that but I doubt we'll ever get a straight one.
Armando Cortez: It's simple. Someone tried to kill me the first time and last week someone tried to kill me again. Someone is after me and has wanted me dead for the better part of a year now. I know for a fact that it's not Michael Rissi or Scorpion or John Swaggah or anyone like that.
Michael Rissi: Then who do you think is trying to kill you? And why did you choose to come back at Sudden Death in the Hardcore title match?
Armando Laughs.
Armando Cortez: I can probably kill two birds with one stone in regards to that question, Rissi. Firstly, why did I choose the Hardcore Championship match to stage my surprise return? Because something of mine was in that match!
Michael Rissi: Something of yours? The Hardcore Championship was never yours...
Armando Cortez: Not the Hardcore Championship Rissi... What was mine in that match was... Sujir Thorn!
Rissi and the others look confused.
Michael Rissi: Uh... Um... You lost me Armando... What do you mean?
Cortez stands up with an intense look in his eyes.
Armando Cortez: Don't you see Rissi. Sujir isn't Thor's son... He's my son. I am Sujir's father.
The crowd gives a surprised reaction. Scott Wilson jumps up completely shocked.
Michael Rissi: Armando this is a huge claim... Are you serious?
Armando Cortez: Michael I am 100‰ serious. I've never been more serious about anything in my life. I believe Thor has done everything within his power to keep me from my son but he's failed and now I can finally try to unite with my long lost child.
Michael Rissi: Armando, you've shocked the world on more than one occasion and tonight you've just shocked the world again. Certainly I can imagine that people will have a problem with these unbelievable claims and furthermo...
Sah'ta Thor's music hits and he storms down the ramp pissed off. Thor pushes over the velvet rope and slides in the ring. Before he can get to anyone in the ring, Scott Wilson gets in his face.
Scott Wilson: YOU WERE NOT INVITED!
Sah'ta Thor: I don't give a shit if I was invited or not. This lying piece of shit needs to shut his mouth and I'm going to shut it for him!
Armando Cortez: Thor, the game is over, everyone knows now. Just give it up, Sujir is not your son he's mine!
Sujir appears at the top of the ramp.
Sujir Thorn: IS THIS TRUE? IS THIS TRUE?!
Thor looks out at Sujir but doesn't say a word. Armando nods but Sujir just shakes his head and leaves backstage. Back in the ring Thor's anger grows and he goes to get at Cortez but Givens holds Thor back and Rissi holds Cortez back. The crowd starts chanting 'Jerry Jerry!'
Michael Rissi: Calm down both of you. I have a great idea. How about we have a paternity test live on The EHWF Experience next week at Meltdown?
Cortez shakes his head. Thor backs off to the ropes.
Sah'ta Thor: That's foolish. No!
Armando Cortez: Sujir is my son I have nothing to prove to anyone. He IS my son!
Come to me hits the PA system and Swaggah comes on the stage with a microphone.
John Swaggah: I like it... Rissi, you set up your EHWF Experience for Meltdown and we'll have a paternity test live!
The crowd cheers and Thor shakes his head and pushes over a vase then storms off. Cortez takes a tissue out of his pocket and wipes his forehead. The EHWF Experience logo shows as we fade out to a commercial break.
We come back from a commercial break to see the form of the announcer in the middle of the ring. Preparing for the next contest we can tell the fans are all pumped to continue what was a exciting night.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..she hails from Hartford, Connecticut. She comes in tonight weighing in at one hundred and sixty five pounds. She stands in tonight at five feet and seven inches. SHE IS HEATHER HELMSLEY!!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up (together), with thumbs out, she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her opponent. She comes in tonight hailing from parts unknown. She comes in tonight standing at five feet and five inches. She comes in tonight weighing in at one hundred and two pounds. SHE IS PANDORA!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays it's soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to it's bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
Chuck Thompson: Pandora is unbeaten here in the EHWF and one has to think that she has had quite a stay here in the EHWF. As we all have seen over the past she can be violent and through that violence she has made a statement. With Heather's new allegiance with Drake Coleman however, I doubt that will play much if any factor at all.
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Heather Helmsley vs. Pandora
As Pandora is looking to the fans she seems to be not pay much attention to her opponent. Pandora turns and Heather charges at her. The two women begin trading punches back and forth to the shock of the fans as Heather gets the better of it! Pandora catches Heather's fist and she trips Heather up and begins ramming her head into the turnbuckle! ONCE! TWICE! Heather's form collapses under the third shot! Pandora pulls her by her hair and throws her onto the back of her head! Pandora proceeds to climb the top rope while gripping Heathers hair. Heather is getting nailed with several shots to her hair. Pandora lets go and Heather drops down onto the mat. Pandora motions for a quick finish!
Steve White: This could be a very quick finish to Heather Helmsley and a very easy win for Pandora! Someone needs to make sure that it doesn't go any farther than that!
Pandora waits as Heather lifts herself off the mat. Pandora jumps down and Heather spins with a Shot to the Heart! Pandora's form flips around in pain as Heather leans against the ropes. Pandora is then nailed with a Cardiac Unrest! THE FANS CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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Pandora's shoulders come up but a second to late. Her hands in her hair as Heather is backed into the corner with her hand raised with shock shinning across her face.
Chuck Thompson: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Heather Helmsley has just..beat Pandora!? Heather Helmsley just pulled the wool over the eyes of Pandora to steal a victory! BY GOD PANDORA'S STREAK IS OVER!
Patricia Downs: Your winner via pinfall..HEATHER HELMSLEY!
Heather Helmsley rolls out of the ring. Up the ramp is the form of Drake Coleman who has his hand against his chin. Heather begins talking to him as they head through the curtain. The scene then fades to a commercial break.
We come back from break to see the lovely form of Patricia Downs standing in the middle of the ring. Her hands lifting the microphone to her mouth as the next match is about to begin.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is to be a handicap match! Introducing first..he hails from Arkadelphia, Arkansas. He comes in tonight standing at six feet and a inch. He weighs in tonight at two hundred pounds. HE IS AJ FLARE!
Walk this way by Aerosmith hits and A.J. walks out and then sprints down to the ring and slides into it and shakes the ropes.
Steve White: Now this young man should be extremely pissed if you ask me. Getting put in this match against his certain opponents. It is ridiculous how much this guy is going to probably go through in his debut. Drake Coleman has been stacking people up like pieces of timber for the fire and he hasn't been showing any remorse as of yet.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his tag team partner! He comes from New York City! He comes in tonight at the height of six feet and four inches.He comes in tonight weighing in at the two hundred and either five pound mark! He is the man who is known as the sick one! HE IS KOREY KILL!
The arena turns red and the voice of Korey Kill fills the arena, "LETS GET FUCKING SICK!", Then "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits! Korey Kill comes out, but another form comes from behind him. Drake Coleman! Hitting Korey across the back of his head with a hammer! Korey falls like a sack of potatoes. As Korey tries to stand up to his feet he is grabbed by his hair and thrown violently. A CRASH CAUSING ELECTRICAL EXPLOSIONS AS HE GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH A STAGE LIGHT! Drake turns and his form slowly walks down toward the ring. His eyes intent on AJ Flare who is backed up toward the corner. Drake slowly enters the ring with his eyes not leaving the figure of AJ Flare who is looking up the ramp were paramedics are starting to show up for Korey Kill. AJ grimaces to himself.
Chuck Thompson: Korey Kill was just destroyed by Drake Coleman before he could even get to the ring! Drake isn't even waiting for his partner Frank to get down here either. This is going to be a quick match I think. This is looking like a ridiculous match up in a one on one contest. I think that AJ needs to roll out of the ring and just run back to the backstage area! At least the guy might be safe back there!
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Drake Coleman & {Frank Finelli} vs. AJ Flare & {Korey Kill}
Drake Coleman catches the form of AJ Flare running in with a huge boot across his head. AJ lifts himself up and begins landing chops which only irritates Drake who grabs him by his neck and throws him head first into the ring post! Drake grabs him by his neck as the young man tries to struggle out of it. AJ is able to get out of the choke slam and land a kick upside the head of Drake who stumbles to the side for a moment. Drake chuckles as AJ runs into the ropes and Drake catches him with a Icon Cutter on his way back! AJ is turned inside out!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! Coleman may have just broken one of AJ's ribs with that spear! I hope that Drake doesn't intend on dragging this on to torture the kid, but damn that power is so hard to avoid! Drake may have just pushed his way straight through to another win! I sure as well wouldn't be the one to doubt it!
Drake lifts himself off the ground as AJ tries to do the same. AJ gets up alright, but Drake catches him with a vicious knee to his ribs. AJ yelps out like a hurt puppy as Drake throws him into the corner. Pinning AJ in the corner and landing multiple shoulder thrusts into those ribs. AJ tries to push him away but to no avail. Drake then Irish whips AJ into the opposite corner with precision. AJ collapses back on the mat with a groan as Drake is stalking him. AJ is able to lift himself up again but is grabbed by the throat and lifted straight up into the air. THE FANS ARE SILENT!!! Drake brings him down from a good 8 feet in the air! CHOKESLAM!
Steve White: This match is already over. The kid is showing spunk in the fact that he keeps getting up, but it is a futile effort for someone like him to continue to try and push out against someone who is three times better than he is, if not more. Drake is gonna beat this kid in every level of the game. Drake isn't gonna lose this match unless someone else comes down here and tries something funny. Which I doubt after what we saw with our friend Korey Kill.
Drake chuckles as he has his hands in the hair of AJ Flare. AJ tries to lift himself off his feet, but when Drake lets go his entire body drops down from pain. Drake stomps on his back a few times as he tries to stand up and finally AJ pushes Drake's feet away. Trying to find any way to fight back. Drake pulls his near defenseless form in between his legs and lifts him into the air with a cry from his opponent. The whole way down is only welcomed with a yelp. The thud getting cheers from the fans. ICON BOMB! COVER!
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Chuck Thompson: Well that is just another example of the domination some people have in this company. Drake with another easily expressed victory. He probably didn't even break a sweat.
Patricia Downs: Your winner via pin fall..DRAKE "THE ICON" COLEMAN!!
Drake rolls out of the ring with out getting his hand raised and puts his hands on his sides as he is walking back up the ramp. Looking up the ramp at the figures of the paramedics who are still pulling Korey out of the wreckage. He turns and he is laughing as the scene fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The lights in the arena go off as the opening riff of 'Killing In The Name' begins to play through the sound system. Blue and orange lights flash around the arena in time with the beat as the fans are already booing the monster that is Cyrus Walker.
"Killing In The Name Of"
The lights in the arena turn back on as the first words of the song are spoken, revealing Cyrus at the top of the ramp. He slowly walks down the ramp nodding his head to the beat and scowling at the fans. He walks towards a fan who's holding up a sign that he doesn't like and takes it off of him. He rips it in half before shoving the fan to the floor and continuing to the ring. He stands up on the ring apron before stepping over the top rope and into the ring. He walks to all four sides of the ring with his hands raised in the air, laughing at the fans jeers. Cyrus turns around to the referee and throws a fake punch towards him, scaring him and making him jump backwards. Cyrus laughs to himself as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of London, England, standing at 6 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in at 315 pounds, Cyrus Walker!
“Hall of Fame” by The Script hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and cheer as the world heavyweight champion, Black Man, hits the stage with the title in the his clutched left hand held above his head. Black Man looks at the world title and then back at the fans as he pats the title still raised in the air. Black Man begins his decent to the ring as pyro goes off behind the champion. Black Man slaps a few fans hands on his way down the ramp before hoping onto the ring apron and proceeding over the top rope. Black Man stands on the bottom rope and holds the title to the screaming fans.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, fighting out of New York, New York, standing at 6 feet and 7 inches tall and weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
Steve White: As most of you know, this match was requested by Cyrus Walker after Black Man assaulted him at the end of Mayhem last week. Walker wanted revenge on Black Man and to prove he can defeat the best EHWF has to offer. This is his oppertunity.
Chuck Thompson: That's right. Now the question is, will he make good of this oppertunity? Or will Black Man plow through him?
Steve White: I guess we'll see.
DING DING DING!
Match #7: Black Man vs. Cyrus Walker
The fight starts off with Cyrus Walker walking cockily towards Black Man. He goes chest to chest with Black Man and slaps Black Man right in the face. He then raises his arms in the air. Black Man smirks and punches Cyrus Walker down to the ring mat! The crowd makes an "ooh" noise and Cyrus scrambles back up to his feet, but is immediately leveled back down by a huge clotheline! Black Man then picks Cyrus Walker back up to his feet and irish whips him into the corner of the ring. Black Man runs at him, but Cyrus turns and Black Man runs right into his elbow! Cyrus gets behind Black Man and german suplexes him down to the ring mat.
Steve White: Cyrus Walker showing this will be no squash match right now!
Chuck Thompson: I'll tell ya. This man came to fight for sure.
Cyrus then begins to taunt around the ring, giving Black Man time to recover. Black Man gets up and when Cyrus turns around, Black Man spears him nearly in half! Black Man grabs Cyrus by the head and tries to pick him up, but Cyrus squirms out of it and rolls out of the ring, drawing boos from the crowd. Black Man doesn't let him recover, as he exits the ring himself and elbows Cyrus right in the back of the head! Cyrus falls down onto his hands and knees and Black Man knees him right in the ribs! Cyrus rolls over onto his back and Black Man begins stomping him while the referee is counting them.
Steve White: The referee's count is now up to five. These two better get back into the ring soon.
Chuck Thompson: Meh, they'll be fine.
Black Man picks up Cyrus Walker and throws him into the steel ring steps, making them fall apart. He then drags the bottom set away from the ring a little bit and rolls in then rolls back out to break the referees count. He picks up Cyrus Walker and powerbombs him onto the steps! The bone breaking noise makes everyone in the arena cringe. Black Man looks down at him and shakes his head in dissapointment at the challenge of Cyrus. He rolls back into the ring and lets the referee count. When the referee gets up to seven, it seems Black Man has a change of heart and goes back out of the ring after Cyrus.
Steve White: Black Man isn't done with Cyrus yet. He could have left him out there to get counted out and he would win anyway. This is risking a win right here.
Chuck Thompson: It is, but i think Black Man is in control good enough to secure a win tonight. I guess he takes offense to Cyrus interrupting him last week.
Black Man picks up the limp Cyrus Walker and throws him back into the ring and then slides in after him. He gets up to his feet and kicks Tyler a few times before picking him up and hitting him with the Black Stunn! Cyrus lays on the ring mat, motionless. Black Man looks like he is going to pin him, but picks him up once more and hits him with another brutal Black Stunn, as if to send a message to Tyler Gates. Black Man then finally pins Cyrus. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
Chuck Thompson: Message sent?
Black Man climbs back up to his feet and gets the Mayhem World Championship handed to him. He gets his hand raised in victory by the referee and begins to celebrate inside of the ring as some medical personnel come down to the ring to check on Cyrus Walker. Black Man continues to celebrate as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from break to see the lovely Patricia Downs in the ring. She has the microphone to her mouth as she looks out into a pumped out crowd. The entire arena ready for the next contest.
Patricia Downs: The next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..he hails from Barcelona, Spain! He comes in tonight standing at six feet and four inches. He comes in weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds. He is SUJIR THORN!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Steve White: Our former hardcore champion..has been on a losing streak ever since his loss of the championship. Thorn has yet to spring back from what has been a horrible deficit for him as a wrestler. It helps make this match with Jason Dave all the more against his favor.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent! He hails from Cameron North Carolina! He stands at six feet and two inches. He comes in weighing at two hundred and fifteen pounds! HE IS JASOOON DAVE!
Above The Law by Bad Meets Evil hits the PA system and the fans lose it in their seats. They rage into a series of boos as Jason Dave steps out into the vicinity. He nods in approval of the crowd's recognition of him. He struts down the ramp, ignoring the degrading comments coming from each of the crowd members. He slides into the ring and taunts the crowd as he waits for the bell.
Chuck Thompson: Dave has came into this company and has been dominant with his friend Rissi over the past few weeks. That being said he has a lot of say in the way things can end up going around here. That being said I really think he'll win this match against Thorn because he is rolling in momentum.
DING DING DING!
Match #8: Sujir Thorn vs. Jason Dave
Thorn and Dave meet in the middle of the ring and tie up, but this quickly turns south for Thorn as he is tripped up by Dave and thrown head first into the turnbuckle. Dave grabs him by his hair and begins to lift his head and slam it into the turnbuckle over and over! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12! 13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! Dave is pulled off and he is shaking his head as Thorn is trying to stay on his feet in the corner. Dave begins landing punches across his jaw and Thorn is trying to block these punches with little to no success in the matter!Dave lands a kick across his head! Pulls him in with a kick to the gut and a DDT that spikes him down on his forehead! Dave lifts himself up and on top of Thorn and begins landing punches across his head. Dave is again pulled from the nearly already unconscious form of the former Hardcore Champion. As Dave holds onto the ropes while Thorn lifts himself to his feet slowly.
Steve White: This match is already getting away from Thorn in a very bad way and one has to wonder if he is alright! This isn't supposed to be this big of a squash match, but Dave is all over this man! Somebody might as well ring the bell now because there is no way you can come back from this quick and deadly a assault as this is starting to become. SOMEBODY STOP THIS MATCH AND GET THORN A DOCTOR! This is not going to get any better! Somebody call the fucking doctor now! DAMMIT!
Dave catches Thorn on his way back up with a kick across his temple that drops him back down. Dave doesn't stop landing punches on Thorn and the ref is trying to check Thorn to see if he can continue. Finally the ref grabs the arm of Dave pushing him off again and Dave hisses in anger as he doesn't appreciate such action from a ref. Dave allows Thorn to slowly lift himself up only to connect with the move we know as the Reality Cut 1! The ref pushes Dave away, but Dave goes around the ref and drops down on the cover anyway.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Jason Dave!
Steve White: Well that was probably the quickest match of Thorn's match history in his time here in EHWF. I really hope the kid is alright, but this victory that Dave has snatched out of his unconscious grasp was defiantly not a close victory. Thorn got his ass kicked.
Dave looks over the unconscious form of Thorn and spits down on him. Dave puts his hands across the back of his head as he looks around before rolling out of the ring. We cut to break as he walks back out through the curtain.