Post by EHWF Management on Dec 13, 2013 21:03:47 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Chuck Thompson: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
Steve White: Well, it isn't Christmas quite yet but we have a very special edition of Mayhem tonight. Christmas Mayhem! With a main event sure to not disappoint! The Mayhem World Champion, TQ Smooth, facing off against a man well known to the EHWF universe, Scott Wilson. The Board of Directors have re-signed Scott Wilson to an EHWF contract and many feel the decision was made simply to just spite Scorpion.
Chuck Thompson: Of course it is, Steve! There is no other real reason why the Board of Directors would ever re-hire Scott Wilson. The guy caused so much trouble in EHWF in the past and now he's back for what?! Clearly, this is all just an attempt to ruin the direction Scorpion has EHWF going right now, which, might i add, is the right direction. But besides that great main event, we have a very special eight days of Christmas eight man elimination tag team match!
Steve White: And that match has to be great with the superstars involved in it! And how about former Mayhem World Champion, Black Man, facing off against a man who made a very good debut last week in Ryan Mercury?!
Chuck Thompson: The way I see it, Black Man has turned his back on the Corporate Powers. Then again, he is leaving in January so who really gives a damn?!
Steve White: There is no guarantee! He might stick around, Chuck. His contract is expiring, but that doesn't mean he can't go back into negotiations! Also, leaving the Corporate Powers was probably best for himself! Regardless of all of that, let's get the show going.
As we pan from the announcer’s table after the introduction of the show, Jingle Bells hits the PA System and Santa comes out with his elves down the ramp! Santa is decked out in the full red suit, present bag and all of the other festive apparel. Santa moves to the stage where he grabs the mic from a producer.
Santa: Welcome to EHWF Christmas Edition!
The fans cheer as Santa’s muffled voice cuts off and Patricia Downs begins to announce the first match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following opening contest is set for one fall!
The lights go out. Suddenly light blue spotlights starts searching the crowd until Foolish by Shawty Lo comes on. The fans break out into a cheer as Nick Rissi makes his way out on the ramp. He looks around at the screaming fans and nods then starts to make his way down the ramp. He gets to the steel steps and walks up them, wiping his feet on the apron and getting in the ring. Nick gets up on the turnbuckle and raises his arms as he waits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Nick Rissi!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Quinton Hughes!
DING DING DING!
The match starts. Nick Rissi looks visibly hurt from his vicious and ruthless beating from the Corporate Power two weeks ago. Rissi’s head is bandaged up and he’s walking with a limp as he and Quinton circle around in the center. They go to lock up but Nick is smarter and maneuvers to the back, getting Quinton into a hammerlock. Nick holds the hold in tight but Quinton gets out of it and tosses Nick right into the corner. Nick grabs his hurt ribs but Quinton shows no remorse and rams into him with a corner clothesline. Nick falls to his knees as Quinton grabs him by the hair.
Steve White: Well it’s not going to be a good Christmas Episode for this poor young man here. See, Nick Rissi shouldn’t even be competing here tonight but because of Scorpion and his douchebag evil corporate pussies, they’ve taken it upon themselves to try and hurt Nick Rissi and possibly threaten his career.
Chuck Thompson: Will you calm down Steve. Nick Rissi had this coming by questioning the Corporate Power and Scorpion. The best part is that Michael Rissi is banned from this arena and there are armies of guards at every door with his photo looking out for him. Nick Rissi is fucked here tonight!
Nick Rissi is hurting and Quinton picks him up, hitting a belly to belly suplex right on Nick Rissi! Nick yells in pain but Quinton grabs him by the throat and picks him up. Quinton grabs him but Nick elbows Quinton in the face and starts hitting him with wild jabs to the head! Nick gets out of Quinton’s grasp for a moment as the fans cheer. Nick bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt from Quinton. He bounces back and hits Quinton with a flying forearm, taking him down to the mat! The fans go wild.
Steve White: Well the Corporate Slimeballs might want to ruin this kid’s career and dreams but there is still heart and fight left in this young man. He has more heart and soul than all of the evil Corporate Power members put together and that’s something they can’t take away from him!
Chuck Thompson: You might be right but that’s not going to heal his injuries or slow Quinton Hughes down. Nick Rissi is in a lot of trouble here tonight, just admit it Steve, this could be his first and last wrestling match.
They both get up. Nick runs at Quinton but he stops his stride because of his injuries taking hold of his performance. Quinton takes the advantage and runs with it, hitting Nick with a massive spinebuster! The crowd shrills as Quinton gets up and laughs. Quinton gets up and drops an elbow on Nick, covering him in the process.
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Steve White: Gawd kid, just stay down. This fight may not be worth it! You have no one here that has your back tonight! Just stay down Nick, it’s not worth it!
Chuck Thompson: I have to agree with you. It’s not worth it. Nick shouldn’t have kicked out. Now Nick may be destroyed here in front of us... That’s the Corporate Power though, don’t mess with them.
Nick Rissi slowly gets up and limps to his feet. Quinton knees Rissi in the side and grabs him but Rissi drops down and hits Quinton with a jawbreaker. Nick comes back with an elbow block to the face. Quinton swings a right hand but Nick ducks it and faces Quinton once again, this time jumping and dropkicking Quinton in the face, sending him down to the mat. Nick slowly gets up but Scorpion’s new managing assistant Tim Patrick, makes his way down the ramp and gets to the apron arguing with the ref.
Steve White: Not this Irish Asshole again! Look, his face is all messed up from his beating last week. I heard Tim Patrick wet himself after it was over. Get him out of here ref!
Chuck Thompson: Tim Patrick is a pathetic excuse for a man Steve but it all dates back to when his f... Steve, look who it is!
Scorpion appears out of the crowd, putting on brass knuckles. The ref is busy as Tim Patrick creates the distraction. Scorpion gets up on the apron and when Nick turns around Scorpion hits him with a running fist right in the head with the brass knuckles. Nick is bleeding and almost KO’d on the mat. Scorpion gets off the apron and faces Tim and the ref. Scorpion pulls Tim down and acts like he’s trying to stop Tim’s interference for the ref. The ref thanks Scorpion as back in the ring Quinton Hughes is back to his feet. Quinton grabs Nick Rissi and picks him up from the mat. Quinton hits Nick with the Fallback Bomb and covers him.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Quinton Hughes!
Steve White: How disgusting!
Quinton hits an unresponsive Nick with a spinebuster before tossing him on the outside… Scorpion appears with an ugly and beaten Tim Patrick at the top of the stage.
Scorpion: There you GO! That’s what happens ladies and gentlemen! Last week the Corporate Powers were caught off guard! We’re still the most powerful unstoppable coalition in professional wrestling today! We are united, The EHWF is mine and this match that jut occurred should serve as a message for EVERYONE in the back. The fairy tale didn’t come to fruition. Michael Rissi or anyone didn’t make the save because I got security everywhere with his photo making sure he doesn’t come anywhere near this arena. So look what happened, this asshole who thought he could mess with me got his ass beat this week. I’m putting this out to everyone right now… Know your damn role and merry Christmas!
Scorpion’s music hits as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the arena. Suddenly, the lights go dim and the crowd hushes in silence. The tron begins to flicker and a video comes out on the screen. In a chair, lies none other than Jason Dave. He sits at rest and steadies his breathing and looks out into the arena
Jason Dave: Ho-Ho-Ho, merry mother fucking Christmas. Now, I'm not much of a jolly ol' goat like Scorpion is, but I know how to spread the holiday cheers. Like this..."
Jason clears his throat for a moment and presses his fingers around his neck. He looks down and then looks up slowly and glares into the camera.
Jason Dave: Scorpion, it's obvious that you and I have reached our boiling point. You want me, I want you but security has standards and obligations to uphold, hence why I’m not there tonight... So, anytime...anywhere, you and me one on one in a Tequila Deathmatch. My match, but you pick the time. Until then, adios faggot. Enjoy the holidays!
Jason offers a crooked smile and salutes out to the crowd as they react with holiday cheers of happiness. The lights come on and the cameras pan out to see the big ol' smiles pasted across the faces of the EHWF universe.
We pan back in to the ring where Patricia Downs is in the ring with a mic ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This next contest is set for one fall!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up (together), with thumbs out, she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Heather Helmsley!
The song "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA system as Cody walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He's wearing a grey snow hat with a baby blue hoody and he poses before he begins to make his way down to the ring. He hits the fans' hands on the way down and slides into the ring. He shows off a little bit and then waits.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent… The Legend… Cody!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Cody’s looking around as the fans chant his name and a cheer for The Legend breaks out. Cody and Heather circle each other in the center of the ring and eventually lock up which leads Cody to knee Heather right in the midsection and over power her into the corner where he begins hitting her with hard shoulder thrusts! Cody backs off and faces the opposite corner. He runs back and charges at Heather hitting her with a big corner dropkick! Heather drops down in the corner only to get caught by a running knee right into the corner!
Steve White: The Legend Cody has been on a roll this week and it looks like he’s going to continue that roll with the amazing performance he’s putting on right now. He’s squashing Heather!
Chuck Thompson: Cody’s family, girlfriend and friends are all here tonight and they’re hoping he wins and has a merry Christmas. I think The Legend will with a win over Heather here tonight!
The cheers for Cody get louder. He picks Heather up and tosses her back down with a big scoopslam then hits her with a big elbow drop! Heather kicks out and gets up. She swings wildly at Cody but The Legend uses his experience to dodge each move. He boots her in the gut and hits her with a big neckbreaker much to the crowds delight. Cody goes to the corner and waits for a hurt Heather to get up.
Steve White: By Gawd Cody wrestling one hell of a match right now absolutely schooling Heather to the game right now. It’s not looking good for the Hartford Heartbreaker right now!
Chuck Thompson: That neckbreaker could be heard from the cheap seats Steve! I think Heather might be out of it right now! Cody is on fire!
Heather gets up only to get hit with the Spear of the Dragon and get slammed into the mat! The fans cheer for Cody who showboats over Heather carcass. Cody picks Heather up and tosses her back into the corner then hits her with a corner clothesline sending Heather screaming and collapsing into the center of the ring. Cody gets up to the top rope and the fans are ecstatic. He dives off and hits her with a diving elbow drop, sending the fans into a wild cheer and Heather jumping up and down in pain on the mat!
Steve White: Spear of the Dragon! Heather’s out of it! This one’s over!
Chuck Thompson: The fans are loving it right now but Cody has it in the bag! Finish this one Legend!
Cody doesn’t care about Heather’s pain and feeds off of the crowd. He faces her as she crawls on her knees. Cody picks her up and hoists her up hitting her with a massive Extreme Bomb! Cody goes down and covers as the fans cheer his name.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner Cody!
Cody gets up and starts celebrating as a hurt Heather rolls out of the ring. Cody celebrates but Steve White interrupts over commentary!
Steve White: By Gawd ladies and Gentlemen! I’ve just been told that there is a situation developing backstage and we’re going to cut to it right now!
We cut into the backstage area where there is Mazzio and TQ having a backstage brawl! They’re trading punches and kicks as Superstars and Divas surround them. There are screams and yells as the fight intensifies.
Steve White: We just got word that TQ Smooth attacked Mazzio from behind backstage for what happened at the end of last week!
Mazzio slams TQ’s face off of the wall. TQ responds but charging Mazzio into a bunch of lighting equipment, causing it to spark and explode! TQ picks up a sound boom and Mazzio yells for him to “FIGHT FAIR” but TQ smashes it over Mazzio’s back! Mazzio runs up and spears TQ to the concrete and they start fighting on the ground! Superstars and refs approach them to break it up but a shadow and a voice comes from behind them.
Scorpion: Leave them! Anyone who touches them or breaks it up is fired! I hate these two queerbags, let them kill each other…
No one breaks it up as Scorpion, Tim Patrick and Brandon Bash stand tall and watch as the rest of the Superstars, Divas and Staff move back. Mazzio and TQ continue to brawl. The massive Mazzio hurls TQ through the door to the utility closet. TQ grabs a gallon bottle of detergent and smacks Mazzio right in the face with it! Mazzio goes down, halfway across the hall. TQ looks around and grabs his title but as he looks across the all again his eyes widen. Mazzio stands up and lifts a massive production crate! He runs up and tosses it at TQ Smooth only missing Smooth by mere inches. The two men look across from each other as everyone watches.
Steve White: By Gawd! Mazzio with that inhuman like strength could have crippled TQ Smooth with that if it hit him! Thank God it looks like these guys are stopping and there can be some peace now.
Scorpion grins in between it all as TQ grabs his title and spits on the floor.
TQ Smooth: I’m going to make sure that this is a Christmas that you all remember. Watch your backs! ALL OF YOU!
TQ storms off as Scorpion and Bash laugh loudly and obnoxiously. All of the other stars and staff walk off as we come back into the arena.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall!
David Hayes music hits as he comes onto the ramp to a mixed reaction. He walks down and gets in the ring waiting for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… David Hayes?!
Maddie’s music goes off as she comes out to a mixed reaction on the stage. She comes out with her North American Championship and gets in the ring looking at David. She waits for the bell to ring and the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… his opponent… The North American Champion… Maddie Murdock!
DING DING DING
The match starts out with Maddie bursting at top speed and taking down Hayes by diving right into him! Maddie springs up and Hayes begins to get up slowly only to receive a kick to the mouth from the NA Champion. Maddie grabs Hayes and goes to Irish whip him to the corner but he reverses it and gets tossed into the corner herself! Hayes runs up and hits her with a corner diving headbutt! Maddie falls to her knees and Hayes knees her right in the face! The fans cheer at the action as he grabs her and tosses her into the next corner, grasping her throat hard!
Steve White: Well EHWF Christmas Mayhem isn’t short of action ladies and gentlemen that’s for sure. Can Maddie get it done and make quick work of this newbie like usual or will Hayes pull out an upset?
Chuck Thompson: Hayes looks a little differnet from his profile doesn’t he Steve? Either way my money is on Maddie to kick his ass!
She gets out of his hold by kicking him in the gut and elbowing him in the face. Hayes turns around in pain, holding his jaw only to fall subject to an over castle by Maddie! The fans love it and she drops a quick leg on him, covering Hayes to which he kicks out right away! They both get up and Hayes tosses Maddie down to the mat and when she tries to get back up he gives her a lariat right back down! Hayes showboats to the crowd as Maddie tries to recover on the mat.
Steve White: Focus on the damn match Hayes! Your opponent isn’t someone you want to tread lightly with. Get yourself together man and cover her while you can.
Chuck Thompson: She’s up to her feet and the two lock up again Steve! This one is far from over.
They lock up and Hayes hits her with a big knee to the gut! Hayes appears to be in control right before Maddie boots him in the gut and hits him with a neckbreaker. Maddie runs up and springs off of the ropes and hits David with a moonsault! Hayes gets up in pain only to get a dropkick back down! Maddie calls for the Beautiful Bulldog but when Hayes gets back up he avoid it and headbutts Maddie away. Both Maddie and Hayes run at each other only to clothesline each other down at the same time!
Steve White: Both of these guys want the win bad but they’re not going to get it without doing something big. Maddie can’t get her finisher in and it seems Hayes can’t get control back over her. This one needs to start giving way soon Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: They’re starting to get more and more tired Steve. It looks like one of them will slip up and that’ll be the end but I have to say that my money is still on Maddie to win here tonight.
They both get up and Maddie boots David Hayes in the gut and covers him with a Sunset Flip!
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Hayes kicks out and they both get up. Hayes slaps Maddie across the face and boots her in the gut! He grabs her and hoists her up for his finisher but Maddie slides out of it. He swings at her but she catches his fist, twist his arm around and kicks Hayes in the face! Hayes backs into the corner and Maddie runs at him for the bronco buster but he moves and Maddie crashes into the corner!
Steve White: By Gawd! Could Hayes do it here!?
Chuck Thompson: He’s going to try! Look at this!
Hayes looks proud of himself but Maddie is pissed off and gets up, slapping him across the face! He comes back with big swings but she blocks then and boots him in the gut then hits him with a DDT! Maddie picks up Hayes and tosses him to the corner and follows up with a corner clothesline then she lifts Hayes up to the top rope and gets up herself, hitting him with a superplex! The fans go wild as both are on the mat in pain. Maddie gets up and picks up David, tossing him against the ropes and hitting him with a powerslam! She takes her time recovering and David tries to get up but Maddie climbs to the top and hits a high angle moonsault from the sky!
Steve White: By Gawd! Maddie Murdock has just destroyed David Hayes right here! This is amazing!
Chuck Thompson: Damn! Get him out of there! Someone help him!
Maddie gets up and David boots her in the gut. He grabs her and hoists her up, this time ready to hit her with his finisher but she pushes off of him and lands on her feet behind him, bouncing off the ropes and hitting Hayes with the Beautiful Bulldog! The fans cheer as Maddie covers Hayes.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The North American Champion… Maddie Murdock!
Maddie’s music goes off and she gets up. She raises her arms and her title in victory as she gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. We fade out from the match to a commercial.
We back open with David Krink in a dark business suit walking down the hallways. People look at him with suspicious looks. The new guy has made quite a mystery. Finding his locker room, he takes out a door sign from underneath his jacket. Placing it on the doorknob, he opens the door and goes inside to get his things ready. When the door closes, the sign says "OPEN FOR BUSINESS".
We fade back in to the arena where Patricia Downs is in the ring with a mic ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This next triple threat contest is set for one fall!
Psychosocial by Slipknot fills the arena as Odittty wearing a straitjacket slowly walks toward the ring, followed by three orderlies. He stops just before the ring as the orderlies remove the restraints. He slips off the jacket and looks around slowly before violently charging into the ring ready for a fight.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… OdItTTy!
Fall Apart by Twiztid erupts on the arena PA system, just as the lights begin to flicker. The crowd begins to boo as Alicia Frost emerges first from the black curtain, followed by Frost. They walk a few steps before stopping as Alicia leans her head against Frost side and gentle rubs his lower back. Frost raises his arm and slowly cuts his throat with his thumb, and then throws his hand towards the ground. He takes Alicia by her hand and begins his walk to ringside as he lets out this loud roar of anger. He pulls Alicia in front of him and picks her up and lifts her up onto the ringside apron, before pulling himself up and following. Frost takes a stance in the middle of the ring, and lets out one louder roar of anger. Music fades out.
Patricia Downs: And next… Frost!
The lights begin to flicker as the mores code like opening of "Image of the Invisible" by Thrice starts so play. As the guitar hits, filling the arena, a blue and white light show starts on stage. Next come the vocals, and with it, Jackson Frost in his signature long black tights with the words "Frost" in white inside of a thick blue stripe down his right leg. Frost stops at the stage with smile on his face as he looks around at the explosive crowed as his secretary, Julia McKean, comes out from behind the curtain. The two of them walk down the the ramp, Jackson more than happy giving high fives and raising his arms every now and then. As they get to the ring, He begins to run and slides in. The obviously annoyed Julia takes walks over to Jackson's corner as he hops onto one of the turnbuckle and lets out a huge roar. He then drops down and leans against the turnbuckle, resting his arms on the ropes as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Jackson Frost!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the three men look at each other. The very unique OdItTTy begins swaying back and forth, weirding out the two Frost’s. Jackson runs up and boots Frost in the gut. Jackson then whips Frost in the corner and the two begin to trade big punches! Frost knees Jackson in the gut and pushes him away but he smacks right into OdItTTy! OdItTTy stops swaying and the Champion and Od just look at each other for a moment. OdItTTy boots Jackson in the gut and hammers him with wild forearms to the back until Jackson falls to the mat. Frost comes be hind OdItTTy only to get a boot in the gut and a dozen hammers to the back with his forearm!
Steve White: OdItTTy is one strange guy Chuck but he’s doing pretty good and I think he has a big opportunity here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: How did he even get a job here?! What a complete freaking weirdo!
Frost and Jackson both get up. They look at OdItTTy who is now doing some sort of dance. Frost and Jackson look at each other and they boot OdItTTy in the gut and then hit him with a double suplex! The fans cheer as the two Frosts hit him with an elbow drop to follow up. Frost and Jackson pick OdItTTy up and toss him out of the ring!
Steve White: Frost and Frost working together to get rid of the OdItTTy right here but that partner ship can’t last forever.
Chuck Thompson: No it can’t and I don’t think Frost likes working with people that much!
Jackson is proud they threw Od out and asks for a high five from Frost but Frost responds with a boot to the gut! Frost hits Jackson with a big DDT! Frost is having no ones shit tonight has he picks up Jackson and boots him in the gut! Frost bounces Jackson off of the ropes and goes for the Frost Bite but Jackson gets out of it and goes for the Frostbite. Frost isn’t having it and dodges the move once again going for the Frost Bite only for Jackson to have reversed it into a Frostbite attempt but to no avail.
Steve White: I’m... So confused right now.
Chuck Thompson: What’s happening. Is Frost in control or is Frost?!
The two lock up. OdItTTy runs back into the ring like a mad man by the other two competitors grab him by the back of the head and toss him out of the ring once more! Jackson and Frost trade right hands until Jackson says no more and hits Frost with a big suplex! The fans cheer at the action as Jackson thinks of covering but gets a kick in the head! Frost gets up and dropkicks Jackson Frost into the corner!
Steve White: And this match has culminated to the cusp of its action. There can only be one man out of these three winning tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I’d have to pick Frost, Steve!
Jackson Frost lies hurt in the corner as Frost runs up for a corner clothesline but Jackson runs and spears Frost down to the mat! The fans love it as Jackson grabs Frost and goes for the Frostbite but Frost gets out of it and knees Jackson in the gut, going for a Frost Bite but Jackson is able to act quick and reverse it into a Frostbite! Jackson goes down and covers him! OddItTTy runs in and goes to boot Jackson in the head off of Frost but Jackson ducks it and rolls OddItTTy up instead!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Jackson Frost!
Jackson gets up and gets his arm raised as his music rings through the arena as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is announcing the next match!
Patricia Downs: This next contest is set for one fall!
“Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and boo continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man acts like he is going to raise him hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, but instead flips the fans off as he chuckles to him self. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction of hatred towards their once hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man taunts the fans in attendance and only laughs at their pathetic gestures towards him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Black Man!
Focus turns to the entrance ramp, yellow streaks of light flash up and down the walkway as Poison starts to echo around the arena. Ryan Mercury stands arrogantly at the top of the ramp wearing black trunks and a plain black t-shirt. Slowly but surely, the self-proclaimed Mechanic makes for the ring, nodding his head confidently as he does. The 6 foot figure of Mercury bends, leaning into the ring and under the first rope. Poison fades out and Mercury stands, waiting, expecting.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Ryan Mercury!
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Ryan Mercury quickly running at Black Man and hitting him with a jumping forearm to the face. Black Man falls to the ring mat and holds his jaw. Ryan Mercury doesn't let him recover though, as he begins to stomp Black Man repeatedly. He then gets down onto his knees and begins laying punches to the forehead and face of Black Man! He finally gets off of him because of the referee telling him to, and gets back up to his feet and stomps Black Man a few more times before taunting the fans again as they boo him.
Steve White: The beating Black Man received last week by the EHWF Mayhem Roster could not have helped this situation at all. He is certainly not one hundred percent and it’s showing in this match.
Chuck Thompson: You’re Steve but Black Man tormented the roster with the Corporate Power so he had it coming.
Steve White: I guess so but they really messed him up last week and it appears as if Black Man’s relations with the Corporate Power are almost non existent now!
Black Man gets back up to his feet, but is quickly met with a jumping knee to the face as he is bending down. Black Man falls into the corner of the ring and Ryan Mercury quickly begins punching him in the head repeatedly again, trying to open him up or knock him out. He stops for a moment, looks down and sees Black Man beginning to bleed from his head, and laughs at him. He then stomps him a few time in the chest area before backing off to the opposite corner of the ring. He looks at Venus at the opposite side and tells him to look at this. He then runs full speed at Black Man and knees him in the face while he is down in the corner of the ring! He drags Black Man away from the ropes and goes for the pin.
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Steve White: A close call, but Black Man is Man of the Year for the reason and it’s going to take a hell of a lot more to get rid of him then a few knees to the face and few punches to the head.
Ryan Mercury looks down at the bloody Black Man while sitting on his knees and he shakes his head and smiles. He picks Black Man up, but somehow, Black Man finds the strength to punch Ryan Mercury in the gut a few times and then sideslam him! Black Man stumbles back up to his feet and Ryan Mercury gets up and runs at him, but Black Man backdrops Ryan Mercury up over his head. He then kneels down to catch his breath a little bit.
Steve White: Black Man making a comeback here! Watch this Chucky I told you it’s not over until it’s over!
Chuck Thompson: I don't know, he seems pretty beat up right now. Black Man’s been beat before and Mercury can pull it off tonight if he doesn’t screw up.
Black Man gets back up to his feet once again and runs at Ryan Mercury as he is getting back up to his feet. He jumps at Mercury, hitting him in the back of the head, causing him to fall into the corner of the ring. Black Man then begins laying punch after punch to the ribs and gut area of Ryan Mercury. Mercury falls down onto the ring mat in the corner and then quickly rolls out of it to catch his breath. He slides back in and they lock up. Mercury deal a few big knees to Black Man’s gut but Black Man takes him down with a clothesline! Venus gets up on the apron but Black Man pushes him off but this gives Mercury enough time to jump up and dropkick Black Man square in the face!
Steve White: By Gawd Black Man got caught by that ruthless big dropkick to the head! He could be hurt right now!
Mercury begins using the ropes to try and get back up to his feet and Black Man does the same. Black Man runs at Mercury and slams him back down to the ring mat just as quick. He picks up Mercury and irish whips him into the corner of the ring and then walks over to him and sets him up on the top rope. He then climbs up to the second rope and does a superplex to Mercury back down onto the ring mat! Both men lay there for a few seconds, taking deep breaths. Black Man gets up before Ryan Mercury does. He awaits for Mercury to get back up to his feet and when he does, Black Man quickly goes for the Black Stunn which he cannot get! Mercury pushes him off against the ropes and tries to clothesline him when he comes back but Black Man ducks it and turns Mercury around, hitting him with a Black Stunn! Black Man covers.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Black Man!
Black Man gets up and celebrates as his music hits but the celebration is cut short as Venus runs in and clothesline him back down to the mat hard! Black Man lies on the mat hurt and Mercury gets up, pissed off. Mercury and Venus walk over and start stomping Mercury out as hard as possible. Venus picks Black Man up and hits him with a flapjack into Mercury’s cutter! They both get up and pick up the unresponsive Black Man once again. They toss him against the corner and Venus runs in hitting him with a big corner clothesline! The crowd is in shock as Black Man collapses! Venus grabs the downed Black Man and powerbombs him out of the ring to the outside! Mercury and Venus raise their arms in the ring as the crowd is shocked and we fade out to a commercial.
We come back and we’re met back in the ring as Scorpion, Brandon Bash and Scorpion’s new assistant, Tim Patrick come down to the ring. They are met with boos but Scorpion shrugs them off and grabs a mic.
Scorpion: Hello everyone. What a night it’s been so far and the best is yet to come! I have to say that it look’s like Black Man might not be having such a Merry Christmas Mayhem, especially after that terrible beating he just got! So far I’ve enjoyed Mayhem and I’m really going to enjoy TQ Smooth and Scott Wilson half killing each other in that Miracle on 34th Street Fight later on tonight!
The fans give a mixed reaction.
Scorpion: Now I know what you’ve all been waiting for tonight on this festive holiday episode of my show so why don’t we just cut to the chase! It’s Christmas time after all so with no introduction… here he is… SANTA!
Jingle Bells hits and Santa appears at the top of the ramp with his sack of presents. He walks down with some little elves as he throws candy canes out to the audience. The fans break out into a cheer as Scorpion and his minions clap in the ring.
Scorpion: Lets here it for Santa everybody! Come on Santa, bring some of those candy canes in here for the Corporate Power!
Santa nods and gets in the ring. He looks at Scorpion and his boys and shakes hands with all of them. Scorpion raises Santa’s hand and the fans cheer. Santa reaches in his bag and pulls out some candy canes. He gives one to Bash and reaches back in his bag, he gives one to Tim Patrick and reaches in his back then he finally pulls out a crowbar and strikes Scorpion in the head with it!
Steve White: SANTA! No what’re you doing! Why Santa!? Why!?
Santa takes off his beard, hat and glasses as the fans are in shock! We see Santa revealed as Michael Rissi. He snuck in disguised as Santa the whole time to get at Scorpion.
Steve White: By Gawd it’s Michael Rissi! Scorpion set up security to stop him from coming in the building but he was disguised as Santa the whole time! Genius!
Rissi still in the red jacket, starts stomping out Scorpion but Bash comes from behind and tackles Rissi to the ground! Tim Patrick checks on Scorpion as Bash and Rissi brawl. They get to the feet and Bash starts to boot Rissi in the gut but to no avail as Rissi is wearing all that Santa padding. Rissi starts to hit Bash with wild jab to the face! As Scorpion slowly gets up!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi’s getting that revenge he promised but he’s not watching his back! Look out!
Tim Patrick jumps on Rissi and Scorpion follows. Scorpion and Bash and Tim start to beat Rissi up and Bash goes for the crowbar, ready to smash Rissi with it but the fans cheer and out of the crowd comes Jason Dave, sliding in and tackling Brandon Bash!
Chuck Thompson: And it’s that other exiled maniac, Jason Dave coming to even out the odds! What a brawl!
Dave and Bash brawl while Rissi brawls with Tim and Scorpion. Scorpion grabs the padding falling out of Rissi’s jacket and throws it at his face. Scorpion uses the hindrance to roll out of the ring and escape through the crowd! Rissi looks over and sees Dave and Bash brawling. Rissi lines Bash up and goes to Superkick him but Bash ducks and Rissi Superkicks Dave accidentally while Bash rolls out and escapes through the crowd!
Chuck Thompson: No! Rissi got Dave by mistake and Scorpion and Bash have gotten away!
Rissi looks down at the downed Dave. Rissi then looks over at Tim Patrick trying to leave the ring but he runs up and grabs him, throwing him in the corner! Rissi comes over and starts repeatedly booting Tim Patrick in the balls as hard as he can as the fans go wild! Tim Patrick is crying like a little bitch as he collapses on the floor. Rissi picks him up and puts the Santa bag over Tim’s head, Rissi then finally knees Tim Patrick in the groin once more and lets him fall into a puddle of his own tears. Rissi looks out on the ramp and notices the Security barreling down to get him. Rissi rolls out and he too tries to make an escape through the crowd as they apprehend Jason Dave behind him in the ring. They chase Rissi through the crowd as we fade out to another commercial.
We come back to the scene as the ring is decked out in Christmas decorations. Patricia Downs is in the ring with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The following is an 8 Days of Christmas tag team match!
Justin Underwood’s music hits, as the crowd is flooded with mixed reactions. Underwood emerges on the stage, behind him is Alejandra, Mike Maddox and Samantha Ferrari. They make their way down the ramp and get into the ring as they look out to the crowd and wait for their opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The team of Alejandra Russo, Mike Maddox, Samantha Ferrari and Justin Underwood!
Put on your warpaint!
That was heard as "The Phoenix" by Fall Out Boy began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites, as he finally explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange "H" on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the "H" on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the bass drum of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. He would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "The Phoenix" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… First… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
The main lights in the arena go out as green and white strobe lights illuminate the stage area. "Fight Like This" by Decyfer Down hits over the PA System, the lights flashing in time with the guitar. As the first verse starts, the black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Electro can be seen walking out onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he yells and panders to the crowd. He repeats the process on the right side of the stage before walking back towards the ramp.
Stepping down the ramp, Silver slaps hands with as many of the front row fans as he can before sliding into the ring and jumping onto the top turbuckle, taunting and pandering to the crowd once more. He jumps down and then walks towards the middle of the ropes, climbing on the second rope and throwing his arms out to his sides once more to the roaring approval from the crowd. He steps down and pulls his shirt up over his head before throwing it into the crowd as "Fight Like This" fades out of earshot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Silver Electro!
Beautiful Lie hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And their partner… Domenic Mazzio!
After the first guitar riff of the song, Blaise emerges from the curtains. The arena is swallowed is darkness. She doesn't exactly look pleased to be there from what everyone can see by the spotlight that is entirely focused on her because that's how things should be after all. Blaise turns and motions for someone to come forward and a large figure emerges from the back. It's Jax Jensen. He walks and stops behind her, towering over her small frame. He punches his fist into his palm with a foul look on his face. He's looking unhappy while Blaise smirks. It's clear that Jax is here to do more than just manage Blaise.
The brunette shoots one leg forward as she stands sideways, raising her arms slowly before deciding she doesn't need the fans approval and throwing her arms down with a face as sour as Jax's. Blaise begins to descend down the ramp, not bothering sparing any of the fans a glance. As she walks she has her hands on her title that is around her tiny little waist. As she gets closer to the ring she walks closer to the fans as if she was going to hit one of their hands. However, that obviously doesn't happen. She raises her hand last minute and laughs at the sad expression the fan wears on his face. The fans boos grow louder as she mocks them. Jax walks to the side where the announcing table is and stands there with his arms crossed. Blaise walks to the right side of the ring and swings herself on the apron, shooting the crowd a glare. Before pulling herself up and climbing the turnbuckle. On a normal day Blaise was simply descend, however she takes a moment to raise her title high up in her hand. Before quickly placing it down, too fast for any pictures to be taken. She has no interest in what they want. She turns and sits on the turnbuckle, letting her legs swing as she awaits for her match to start with a small smirk on her lips and her title on her lap. The title facing her opponent as a sign so they know exactly who she is and what they're about to go into.
Patricia Downs: And Finally… The Hardcore Champion… Blaise!!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Mazzio starts out with Maddox. Maddox gets some good shots into Mazzio, hard knees to the gut and then Maddox starts to hit Mazzio with hard lefts and rights! Mazzio swings but Maddox ducks and hits Mazzio with a big elbow to the face. Maddox boots Mazzio in the gut and tries to hoist him up but Mazzio is too heavy. Mazzio pushes Maddox away and tosses him towards the ropes. When he comes back Mazzio hits him with a big clothesline and the crowd loves it. Mazzio picks Maddox up and presses him over his head then tosses him down hard on the mat! Mazzio walks over and tags in Silver and then hoists up Maddox as Silver comes off and they use a double team takedown on him!
Steve White: Mazzio and Silver working together very well here tonight but elimination rules apply and they need to do their best to make some eliminations tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Silver is the legal man now and Mazzio goes to the apron. I’m looking forward to Justin Underwood coming into this one to be honest.
Silver grabs Maddox but Maddox fights back with hard right hands to the midsection and eventually the head of Silver. Silver goes to kick Maddox but Maddox grabs his leg and Silver ends up hitting Maddox with an Enziguri! The fans love it as Silver picks up Maddox and rams him into the corner! Maddox fights back and hits Silver with a festive elbow block to the face. Maddox swings at Silver but Silver ducks him and goes for a roundhouse which Maddox ducks. Maddox goes for the Love Guns but Silver reverses it into the Electro Shock! The fans go wild as Silver covers him!
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Patricia Downs: Mike Maddox has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Silver making a great input to his team right there but can they get it done. It’s now 3 on 4...
Silver runs in and tags in Blaise as Alejandra comes in. Blaise and Russo lock up but Blaise goes on a very aggressive front, hitting Alejandra as hard as she possibly can with wild punches, kicks and slaps! Blaise bounces off of the ropes and hits Alejandra with a big bad spear! The fans go wild as Blaise picks Russo up by her hair but Russo slaps the shit out of Blaise and Blaise falls to her corner and Wilmer tags himself in, ensuring Blaise he will avenge her to which Blaise rolls her eyes. Wilmer runs in and gets tripped up by Russo. Russo gets over confident and thinks that Wilmer won’t smack a bitch but he does, smashing her in the face as hard as possible with a right hand. Russo falls to the mat and Wilmer goes back to his corner, he signals he’s going to tag Blaise but instead of tagging her in normally, he quickly gives her a kiss. The ref signals contact so now Blaise is now the legal competitor.
Steve White: What the hell is Wilmer doing?! Blaise might not appreciate that kiss right there.
Chuck Thompson: He kissed my future wife but it’s ok because I don’t think she liked it...
Wilmer looks out to the crowd with a big grin. Blaise looks a little confused as she goes back to the corner. Russo tags in Underwood but back in the corner. Blaise confronts Wilmer, Wilmer now looks a little nervous realizing he might have done the wrong thing. Blaise grabs his face and begins to make out with him! The fans go wild and almost tear the roof off of the place as Mazzio laughs on the corner and Silver looks uncomfortable! Blaise and Wilmer stop making out and Blaise grins as Wilmer looks like he’s in another world. The ref signals another tag saying that because of the contact, Wilmer is not the legal man again. Underwood rages and runs at them. The kiss makes Wilmer freak out and he runs at Underwood in a burst of adrenaline, spearing Underwood, clotheslining him then dropkicking him! Wilmer grabs him and hits a suplex then springs off of the ropes hitting Underwood with a moonsault! The fans cheer as Justin staggers to his feet and Wilmer hits him with a Lubrication Twist! Wilmer covers while looking at Blaise.
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Patricia Downs: Justin Underwood has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Ha! That kiss gave Wilmer a burst of adrenaline and caused him to make quick work of Underwood! Haha! Look at this fucking picture! Wilmer had a Merry Christmas just now, I know that!
Blaise reaches in and tags herself in and a dazed Wilmer out! She gets in and locks up with Alejandra again. Underwood is pissed and goes to run back in but Silver dives off of the apron right on top of him sending the fans going wild! Blaise hits Alejandra with a lariat then when she turns back to her feet, Blaise hits her with a big Soporose! The fans cheer but Blaise looks up in shock as Samantha Ferrari comes in the ring, frothing at the mouth literally and with a big candy cane decoration raised to knock her out with! Mazzio comes out of nowhere and spears the shit (literally) out of Samantha Ferrari, saving Blaise and letting her cover.
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Patricia Downs: Alejandra Russo has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Then there was one and it looks like Mazzio might have broken her back or some shit!
Mazzio rolls out of the ring and helps Silver up from his dive on Justin. Wilmer is still in somewhat of a daze on the apron. Blaise gets up as Samantha screams in pain but tries to get up, the froth spilling from her mouth and he left eye twitching. She curses Blaise but Blaise hits her with a Soporose and the fans love it. Blaise then goes to the top rope as the fans break out into a wild cheer! Blaise flies off and hits Ferrari with the Phoenix Splash! Blaise covers.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The Hardcore Champion, Blaise, Silver Electro, ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky and Domenic Mazzio!
Chuck Thompson: What a match!
As Wilmer, Blaise, Electro & Mazzio stand in the ring after their match. The arena goes black all of a sudden. After a few seconds the tron comes to life with the sound of static and a fuzzy screen. The static sound goes away and a creepy voice of a young child begins to sing.
Then the child gives a faint laughter. Before speaking again but with every word there is a slight echo.
The voice slowly fads out as the lights to the arena come back on. Now standing behind the four is Kaz, holding his friend the barbwire steel chair“Robbie” in his hand. Kaz has an angry sick look in his eyes. Wilmer turns around and is startled by the appearance of Kaz. Wilmer jumps back bumping into Mazzio and Electro who both turn around and see Kaz who wildy starts swigging the barbed wire chair at the three men while Blaise is oblivious to the situation, holding her title up to the fans. All three men waste no time jumping out of the ring leaving Blaise there with her hands up and a confused look. The men point behind her and yell for her to get out of the ring. Blaise turns and stops at the sight of Kaz. Kaz picks “Robbie” Up ready to swing but Blaise hits the mat and rolls out of the ring before he can. As Blaise backs up the ramp with the other men, Underwood still feeling the affects of the match has pulled himself up to the second rope. Kaz slowly turns his head and gives a twisted smile. Throwing “Robbie” down, Kaz grabs Underwood and positions his head under his arm. Kaz looks up at Blaise. Then DDT’s Underwood onto “Robbie”. Underwood lays limp as Kaz rolls over and up to one knee. He pulls “Robbie” out from under Underwood’s head and holds “Robbie” up as he continues to look up the ramp with t twisted look.
Steve White: By Gawd it’s Kaz.
As the four make their way up the ramp we fade to a commercial at the image of Blaise growing a smirk on her face, clutching the Hardcore Championship.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Chuck Thompson: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
Steve White: Well, it isn't Christmas quite yet but we have a very special edition of Mayhem tonight. Christmas Mayhem! With a main event sure to not disappoint! The Mayhem World Champion, TQ Smooth, facing off against a man well known to the EHWF universe, Scott Wilson. The Board of Directors have re-signed Scott Wilson to an EHWF contract and many feel the decision was made simply to just spite Scorpion.
Chuck Thompson: Of course it is, Steve! There is no other real reason why the Board of Directors would ever re-hire Scott Wilson. The guy caused so much trouble in EHWF in the past and now he's back for what?! Clearly, this is all just an attempt to ruin the direction Scorpion has EHWF going right now, which, might i add, is the right direction. But besides that great main event, we have a very special eight days of Christmas eight man elimination tag team match!
Steve White: And that match has to be great with the superstars involved in it! And how about former Mayhem World Champion, Black Man, facing off against a man who made a very good debut last week in Ryan Mercury?!
Chuck Thompson: The way I see it, Black Man has turned his back on the Corporate Powers. Then again, he is leaving in January so who really gives a damn?!
Steve White: There is no guarantee! He might stick around, Chuck. His contract is expiring, but that doesn't mean he can't go back into negotiations! Also, leaving the Corporate Powers was probably best for himself! Regardless of all of that, let's get the show going.
As we pan from the announcer’s table after the introduction of the show, Jingle Bells hits the PA System and Santa comes out with his elves down the ramp! Santa is decked out in the full red suit, present bag and all of the other festive apparel. Santa moves to the stage where he grabs the mic from a producer.
Santa: Welcome to EHWF Christmas Edition!
The fans cheer as Santa’s muffled voice cuts off and Patricia Downs begins to announce the first match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following opening contest is set for one fall!
The lights go out. Suddenly light blue spotlights starts searching the crowd until Foolish by Shawty Lo comes on. The fans break out into a cheer as Nick Rissi makes his way out on the ramp. He looks around at the screaming fans and nods then starts to make his way down the ramp. He gets to the steel steps and walks up them, wiping his feet on the apron and getting in the ring. Nick gets up on the turnbuckle and raises his arms as he waits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Nick Rissi!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Quinton Hughes!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Nick Rissi vs. Quinton Hughes
The match starts. Nick Rissi looks visibly hurt from his vicious and ruthless beating from the Corporate Power two weeks ago. Rissi’s head is bandaged up and he’s walking with a limp as he and Quinton circle around in the center. They go to lock up but Nick is smarter and maneuvers to the back, getting Quinton into a hammerlock. Nick holds the hold in tight but Quinton gets out of it and tosses Nick right into the corner. Nick grabs his hurt ribs but Quinton shows no remorse and rams into him with a corner clothesline. Nick falls to his knees as Quinton grabs him by the hair.
Steve White: Well it’s not going to be a good Christmas Episode for this poor young man here. See, Nick Rissi shouldn’t even be competing here tonight but because of Scorpion and his douchebag evil corporate pussies, they’ve taken it upon themselves to try and hurt Nick Rissi and possibly threaten his career.
Chuck Thompson: Will you calm down Steve. Nick Rissi had this coming by questioning the Corporate Power and Scorpion. The best part is that Michael Rissi is banned from this arena and there are armies of guards at every door with his photo looking out for him. Nick Rissi is fucked here tonight!
Nick Rissi is hurting and Quinton picks him up, hitting a belly to belly suplex right on Nick Rissi! Nick yells in pain but Quinton grabs him by the throat and picks him up. Quinton grabs him but Nick elbows Quinton in the face and starts hitting him with wild jabs to the head! Nick gets out of Quinton’s grasp for a moment as the fans cheer. Nick bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt from Quinton. He bounces back and hits Quinton with a flying forearm, taking him down to the mat! The fans go wild.
Steve White: Well the Corporate Slimeballs might want to ruin this kid’s career and dreams but there is still heart and fight left in this young man. He has more heart and soul than all of the evil Corporate Power members put together and that’s something they can’t take away from him!
Chuck Thompson: You might be right but that’s not going to heal his injuries or slow Quinton Hughes down. Nick Rissi is in a lot of trouble here tonight, just admit it Steve, this could be his first and last wrestling match.
They both get up. Nick runs at Quinton but he stops his stride because of his injuries taking hold of his performance. Quinton takes the advantage and runs with it, hitting Nick with a massive spinebuster! The crowd shrills as Quinton gets up and laughs. Quinton gets up and drops an elbow on Nick, covering him in the process.
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Steve White: Gawd kid, just stay down. This fight may not be worth it! You have no one here that has your back tonight! Just stay down Nick, it’s not worth it!
Chuck Thompson: I have to agree with you. It’s not worth it. Nick shouldn’t have kicked out. Now Nick may be destroyed here in front of us... That’s the Corporate Power though, don’t mess with them.
Nick Rissi slowly gets up and limps to his feet. Quinton knees Rissi in the side and grabs him but Rissi drops down and hits Quinton with a jawbreaker. Nick comes back with an elbow block to the face. Quinton swings a right hand but Nick ducks it and faces Quinton once again, this time jumping and dropkicking Quinton in the face, sending him down to the mat. Nick slowly gets up but Scorpion’s new managing assistant Tim Patrick, makes his way down the ramp and gets to the apron arguing with the ref.
Steve White: Not this Irish Asshole again! Look, his face is all messed up from his beating last week. I heard Tim Patrick wet himself after it was over. Get him out of here ref!
Chuck Thompson: Tim Patrick is a pathetic excuse for a man Steve but it all dates back to when his f... Steve, look who it is!
Scorpion appears out of the crowd, putting on brass knuckles. The ref is busy as Tim Patrick creates the distraction. Scorpion gets up on the apron and when Nick turns around Scorpion hits him with a running fist right in the head with the brass knuckles. Nick is bleeding and almost KO’d on the mat. Scorpion gets off the apron and faces Tim and the ref. Scorpion pulls Tim down and acts like he’s trying to stop Tim’s interference for the ref. The ref thanks Scorpion as back in the ring Quinton Hughes is back to his feet. Quinton grabs Nick Rissi and picks him up from the mat. Quinton hits Nick with the Fallback Bomb and covers him.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Quinton Hughes!
Steve White: How disgusting!
Quinton hits an unresponsive Nick with a spinebuster before tossing him on the outside… Scorpion appears with an ugly and beaten Tim Patrick at the top of the stage.
Scorpion: There you GO! That’s what happens ladies and gentlemen! Last week the Corporate Powers were caught off guard! We’re still the most powerful unstoppable coalition in professional wrestling today! We are united, The EHWF is mine and this match that jut occurred should serve as a message for EVERYONE in the back. The fairy tale didn’t come to fruition. Michael Rissi or anyone didn’t make the save because I got security everywhere with his photo making sure he doesn’t come anywhere near this arena. So look what happened, this asshole who thought he could mess with me got his ass beat this week. I’m putting this out to everyone right now… Know your damn role and merry Christmas!
Scorpion’s music hits as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the arena. Suddenly, the lights go dim and the crowd hushes in silence. The tron begins to flicker and a video comes out on the screen. In a chair, lies none other than Jason Dave. He sits at rest and steadies his breathing and looks out into the arena
Jason Dave: Ho-Ho-Ho, merry mother fucking Christmas. Now, I'm not much of a jolly ol' goat like Scorpion is, but I know how to spread the holiday cheers. Like this..."
Jason clears his throat for a moment and presses his fingers around his neck. He looks down and then looks up slowly and glares into the camera.
Jason Dave: Scorpion, it's obvious that you and I have reached our boiling point. You want me, I want you but security has standards and obligations to uphold, hence why I’m not there tonight... So, anytime...anywhere, you and me one on one in a Tequila Deathmatch. My match, but you pick the time. Until then, adios faggot. Enjoy the holidays!
Jason offers a crooked smile and salutes out to the crowd as they react with holiday cheers of happiness. The lights come on and the cameras pan out to see the big ol' smiles pasted across the faces of the EHWF universe.
We pan back in to the ring where Patricia Downs is in the ring with a mic ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This next contest is set for one fall!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up (together), with thumbs out, she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Heather Helmsley!
The song "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA system as Cody walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He's wearing a grey snow hat with a baby blue hoody and he poses before he begins to make his way down to the ring. He hits the fans' hands on the way down and slides into the ring. He shows off a little bit and then waits.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent… The Legend… Cody!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Cody vs. Heather Helmsley
The bell rings and Cody’s looking around as the fans chant his name and a cheer for The Legend breaks out. Cody and Heather circle each other in the center of the ring and eventually lock up which leads Cody to knee Heather right in the midsection and over power her into the corner where he begins hitting her with hard shoulder thrusts! Cody backs off and faces the opposite corner. He runs back and charges at Heather hitting her with a big corner dropkick! Heather drops down in the corner only to get caught by a running knee right into the corner!
Steve White: The Legend Cody has been on a roll this week and it looks like he’s going to continue that roll with the amazing performance he’s putting on right now. He’s squashing Heather!
Chuck Thompson: Cody’s family, girlfriend and friends are all here tonight and they’re hoping he wins and has a merry Christmas. I think The Legend will with a win over Heather here tonight!
The cheers for Cody get louder. He picks Heather up and tosses her back down with a big scoopslam then hits her with a big elbow drop! Heather kicks out and gets up. She swings wildly at Cody but The Legend uses his experience to dodge each move. He boots her in the gut and hits her with a big neckbreaker much to the crowds delight. Cody goes to the corner and waits for a hurt Heather to get up.
Steve White: By Gawd Cody wrestling one hell of a match right now absolutely schooling Heather to the game right now. It’s not looking good for the Hartford Heartbreaker right now!
Chuck Thompson: That neckbreaker could be heard from the cheap seats Steve! I think Heather might be out of it right now! Cody is on fire!
Heather gets up only to get hit with the Spear of the Dragon and get slammed into the mat! The fans cheer for Cody who showboats over Heather carcass. Cody picks Heather up and tosses her back into the corner then hits her with a corner clothesline sending Heather screaming and collapsing into the center of the ring. Cody gets up to the top rope and the fans are ecstatic. He dives off and hits her with a diving elbow drop, sending the fans into a wild cheer and Heather jumping up and down in pain on the mat!
Steve White: Spear of the Dragon! Heather’s out of it! This one’s over!
Chuck Thompson: The fans are loving it right now but Cody has it in the bag! Finish this one Legend!
Cody doesn’t care about Heather’s pain and feeds off of the crowd. He faces her as she crawls on her knees. Cody picks her up and hoists her up hitting her with a massive Extreme Bomb! Cody goes down and covers as the fans cheer his name.
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner Cody!
Cody gets up and starts celebrating as a hurt Heather rolls out of the ring. Cody celebrates but Steve White interrupts over commentary!
Steve White: By Gawd ladies and Gentlemen! I’ve just been told that there is a situation developing backstage and we’re going to cut to it right now!
We cut into the backstage area where there is Mazzio and TQ having a backstage brawl! They’re trading punches and kicks as Superstars and Divas surround them. There are screams and yells as the fight intensifies.
Steve White: We just got word that TQ Smooth attacked Mazzio from behind backstage for what happened at the end of last week!
Mazzio slams TQ’s face off of the wall. TQ responds but charging Mazzio into a bunch of lighting equipment, causing it to spark and explode! TQ picks up a sound boom and Mazzio yells for him to “FIGHT FAIR” but TQ smashes it over Mazzio’s back! Mazzio runs up and spears TQ to the concrete and they start fighting on the ground! Superstars and refs approach them to break it up but a shadow and a voice comes from behind them.
Scorpion: Leave them! Anyone who touches them or breaks it up is fired! I hate these two queerbags, let them kill each other…
No one breaks it up as Scorpion, Tim Patrick and Brandon Bash stand tall and watch as the rest of the Superstars, Divas and Staff move back. Mazzio and TQ continue to brawl. The massive Mazzio hurls TQ through the door to the utility closet. TQ grabs a gallon bottle of detergent and smacks Mazzio right in the face with it! Mazzio goes down, halfway across the hall. TQ looks around and grabs his title but as he looks across the all again his eyes widen. Mazzio stands up and lifts a massive production crate! He runs up and tosses it at TQ Smooth only missing Smooth by mere inches. The two men look across from each other as everyone watches.
Steve White: By Gawd! Mazzio with that inhuman like strength could have crippled TQ Smooth with that if it hit him! Thank God it looks like these guys are stopping and there can be some peace now.
Scorpion grins in between it all as TQ grabs his title and spits on the floor.
TQ Smooth: I’m going to make sure that this is a Christmas that you all remember. Watch your backs! ALL OF YOU!
TQ storms off as Scorpion and Bash laugh loudly and obnoxiously. All of the other stars and staff walk off as we come back into the arena.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall!
David Hayes music hits as he comes onto the ramp to a mixed reaction. He walks down and gets in the ring waiting for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… David Hayes?!
Maddie’s music goes off as she comes out to a mixed reaction on the stage. She comes out with her North American Championship and gets in the ring looking at David. She waits for the bell to ring and the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… his opponent… The North American Champion… Maddie Murdock!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Maddie Murdock vs. David Hayes
The match starts out with Maddie bursting at top speed and taking down Hayes by diving right into him! Maddie springs up and Hayes begins to get up slowly only to receive a kick to the mouth from the NA Champion. Maddie grabs Hayes and goes to Irish whip him to the corner but he reverses it and gets tossed into the corner herself! Hayes runs up and hits her with a corner diving headbutt! Maddie falls to her knees and Hayes knees her right in the face! The fans cheer at the action as he grabs her and tosses her into the next corner, grasping her throat hard!
Steve White: Well EHWF Christmas Mayhem isn’t short of action ladies and gentlemen that’s for sure. Can Maddie get it done and make quick work of this newbie like usual or will Hayes pull out an upset?
Chuck Thompson: Hayes looks a little differnet from his profile doesn’t he Steve? Either way my money is on Maddie to kick his ass!
She gets out of his hold by kicking him in the gut and elbowing him in the face. Hayes turns around in pain, holding his jaw only to fall subject to an over castle by Maddie! The fans love it and she drops a quick leg on him, covering Hayes to which he kicks out right away! They both get up and Hayes tosses Maddie down to the mat and when she tries to get back up he gives her a lariat right back down! Hayes showboats to the crowd as Maddie tries to recover on the mat.
Steve White: Focus on the damn match Hayes! Your opponent isn’t someone you want to tread lightly with. Get yourself together man and cover her while you can.
Chuck Thompson: She’s up to her feet and the two lock up again Steve! This one is far from over.
They lock up and Hayes hits her with a big knee to the gut! Hayes appears to be in control right before Maddie boots him in the gut and hits him with a neckbreaker. Maddie runs up and springs off of the ropes and hits David with a moonsault! Hayes gets up in pain only to get a dropkick back down! Maddie calls for the Beautiful Bulldog but when Hayes gets back up he avoid it and headbutts Maddie away. Both Maddie and Hayes run at each other only to clothesline each other down at the same time!
Steve White: Both of these guys want the win bad but they’re not going to get it without doing something big. Maddie can’t get her finisher in and it seems Hayes can’t get control back over her. This one needs to start giving way soon Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: They’re starting to get more and more tired Steve. It looks like one of them will slip up and that’ll be the end but I have to say that my money is still on Maddie to win here tonight.
They both get up and Maddie boots David Hayes in the gut and covers him with a Sunset Flip!
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Hayes kicks out and they both get up. Hayes slaps Maddie across the face and boots her in the gut! He grabs her and hoists her up for his finisher but Maddie slides out of it. He swings at her but she catches his fist, twist his arm around and kicks Hayes in the face! Hayes backs into the corner and Maddie runs at him for the bronco buster but he moves and Maddie crashes into the corner!
Steve White: By Gawd! Could Hayes do it here!?
Chuck Thompson: He’s going to try! Look at this!
Hayes looks proud of himself but Maddie is pissed off and gets up, slapping him across the face! He comes back with big swings but she blocks then and boots him in the gut then hits him with a DDT! Maddie picks up Hayes and tosses him to the corner and follows up with a corner clothesline then she lifts Hayes up to the top rope and gets up herself, hitting him with a superplex! The fans go wild as both are on the mat in pain. Maddie gets up and picks up David, tossing him against the ropes and hitting him with a powerslam! She takes her time recovering and David tries to get up but Maddie climbs to the top and hits a high angle moonsault from the sky!
Steve White: By Gawd! Maddie Murdock has just destroyed David Hayes right here! This is amazing!
Chuck Thompson: Damn! Get him out of there! Someone help him!
Maddie gets up and David boots her in the gut. He grabs her and hoists her up, this time ready to hit her with his finisher but she pushes off of him and lands on her feet behind him, bouncing off the ropes and hitting Hayes with the Beautiful Bulldog! The fans cheer as Maddie covers Hayes.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The North American Champion… Maddie Murdock!
Maddie’s music goes off and she gets up. She raises her arms and her title in victory as she gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. We fade out from the match to a commercial.
We back open with David Krink in a dark business suit walking down the hallways. People look at him with suspicious looks. The new guy has made quite a mystery. Finding his locker room, he takes out a door sign from underneath his jacket. Placing it on the doorknob, he opens the door and goes inside to get his things ready. When the door closes, the sign says "OPEN FOR BUSINESS".
We fade back in to the arena where Patricia Downs is in the ring with a mic ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This next triple threat contest is set for one fall!
Psychosocial by Slipknot fills the arena as Odittty wearing a straitjacket slowly walks toward the ring, followed by three orderlies. He stops just before the ring as the orderlies remove the restraints. He slips off the jacket and looks around slowly before violently charging into the ring ready for a fight.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… OdItTTy!
Fall Apart by Twiztid erupts on the arena PA system, just as the lights begin to flicker. The crowd begins to boo as Alicia Frost emerges first from the black curtain, followed by Frost. They walk a few steps before stopping as Alicia leans her head against Frost side and gentle rubs his lower back. Frost raises his arm and slowly cuts his throat with his thumb, and then throws his hand towards the ground. He takes Alicia by her hand and begins his walk to ringside as he lets out this loud roar of anger. He pulls Alicia in front of him and picks her up and lifts her up onto the ringside apron, before pulling himself up and following. Frost takes a stance in the middle of the ring, and lets out one louder roar of anger. Music fades out.
Patricia Downs: And next… Frost!
The lights begin to flicker as the mores code like opening of "Image of the Invisible" by Thrice starts so play. As the guitar hits, filling the arena, a blue and white light show starts on stage. Next come the vocals, and with it, Jackson Frost in his signature long black tights with the words "Frost" in white inside of a thick blue stripe down his right leg. Frost stops at the stage with smile on his face as he looks around at the explosive crowed as his secretary, Julia McKean, comes out from behind the curtain. The two of them walk down the the ramp, Jackson more than happy giving high fives and raising his arms every now and then. As they get to the ring, He begins to run and slides in. The obviously annoyed Julia takes walks over to Jackson's corner as he hops onto one of the turnbuckle and lets out a huge roar. He then drops down and leans against the turnbuckle, resting his arms on the ropes as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Jackson Frost!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Frost vs. Jackson Frost vs. OdItTTy
The bell rings and the three men look at each other. The very unique OdItTTy begins swaying back and forth, weirding out the two Frost’s. Jackson runs up and boots Frost in the gut. Jackson then whips Frost in the corner and the two begin to trade big punches! Frost knees Jackson in the gut and pushes him away but he smacks right into OdItTTy! OdItTTy stops swaying and the Champion and Od just look at each other for a moment. OdItTTy boots Jackson in the gut and hammers him with wild forearms to the back until Jackson falls to the mat. Frost comes be hind OdItTTy only to get a boot in the gut and a dozen hammers to the back with his forearm!
Steve White: OdItTTy is one strange guy Chuck but he’s doing pretty good and I think he has a big opportunity here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: How did he even get a job here?! What a complete freaking weirdo!
Frost and Jackson both get up. They look at OdItTTy who is now doing some sort of dance. Frost and Jackson look at each other and they boot OdItTTy in the gut and then hit him with a double suplex! The fans cheer as the two Frosts hit him with an elbow drop to follow up. Frost and Jackson pick OdItTTy up and toss him out of the ring!
Steve White: Frost and Frost working together to get rid of the OdItTTy right here but that partner ship can’t last forever.
Chuck Thompson: No it can’t and I don’t think Frost likes working with people that much!
Jackson is proud they threw Od out and asks for a high five from Frost but Frost responds with a boot to the gut! Frost hits Jackson with a big DDT! Frost is having no ones shit tonight has he picks up Jackson and boots him in the gut! Frost bounces Jackson off of the ropes and goes for the Frost Bite but Jackson gets out of it and goes for the Frostbite. Frost isn’t having it and dodges the move once again going for the Frost Bite only for Jackson to have reversed it into a Frostbite attempt but to no avail.
Steve White: I’m... So confused right now.
Chuck Thompson: What’s happening. Is Frost in control or is Frost?!
The two lock up. OdItTTy runs back into the ring like a mad man by the other two competitors grab him by the back of the head and toss him out of the ring once more! Jackson and Frost trade right hands until Jackson says no more and hits Frost with a big suplex! The fans cheer at the action as Jackson thinks of covering but gets a kick in the head! Frost gets up and dropkicks Jackson Frost into the corner!
Steve White: And this match has culminated to the cusp of its action. There can only be one man out of these three winning tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I’d have to pick Frost, Steve!
Jackson Frost lies hurt in the corner as Frost runs up for a corner clothesline but Jackson runs and spears Frost down to the mat! The fans love it as Jackson grabs Frost and goes for the Frostbite but Frost gets out of it and knees Jackson in the gut, going for a Frost Bite but Jackson is able to act quick and reverse it into a Frostbite! Jackson goes down and covers him! OddItTTy runs in and goes to boot Jackson in the head off of Frost but Jackson ducks it and rolls OddItTTy up instead!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Jackson Frost!
Jackson gets up and gets his arm raised as his music rings through the arena as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is announcing the next match!
Patricia Downs: This next contest is set for one fall!
“Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and boo continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man acts like he is going to raise him hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, but instead flips the fans off as he chuckles to him self. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction of hatred towards their once hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man taunts the fans in attendance and only laughs at their pathetic gestures towards him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Black Man!
Focus turns to the entrance ramp, yellow streaks of light flash up and down the walkway as Poison starts to echo around the arena. Ryan Mercury stands arrogantly at the top of the ramp wearing black trunks and a plain black t-shirt. Slowly but surely, the self-proclaimed Mechanic makes for the ring, nodding his head confidently as he does. The 6 foot figure of Mercury bends, leaning into the ring and under the first rope. Poison fades out and Mercury stands, waiting, expecting.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Ryan Mercury!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Black Man vs. Ryan Mercury
The match starts out with Ryan Mercury quickly running at Black Man and hitting him with a jumping forearm to the face. Black Man falls to the ring mat and holds his jaw. Ryan Mercury doesn't let him recover though, as he begins to stomp Black Man repeatedly. He then gets down onto his knees and begins laying punches to the forehead and face of Black Man! He finally gets off of him because of the referee telling him to, and gets back up to his feet and stomps Black Man a few more times before taunting the fans again as they boo him.
Steve White: The beating Black Man received last week by the EHWF Mayhem Roster could not have helped this situation at all. He is certainly not one hundred percent and it’s showing in this match.
Chuck Thompson: You’re Steve but Black Man tormented the roster with the Corporate Power so he had it coming.
Steve White: I guess so but they really messed him up last week and it appears as if Black Man’s relations with the Corporate Power are almost non existent now!
Black Man gets back up to his feet, but is quickly met with a jumping knee to the face as he is bending down. Black Man falls into the corner of the ring and Ryan Mercury quickly begins punching him in the head repeatedly again, trying to open him up or knock him out. He stops for a moment, looks down and sees Black Man beginning to bleed from his head, and laughs at him. He then stomps him a few time in the chest area before backing off to the opposite corner of the ring. He looks at Venus at the opposite side and tells him to look at this. He then runs full speed at Black Man and knees him in the face while he is down in the corner of the ring! He drags Black Man away from the ropes and goes for the pin.
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Steve White: A close call, but Black Man is Man of the Year for the reason and it’s going to take a hell of a lot more to get rid of him then a few knees to the face and few punches to the head.
Ryan Mercury looks down at the bloody Black Man while sitting on his knees and he shakes his head and smiles. He picks Black Man up, but somehow, Black Man finds the strength to punch Ryan Mercury in the gut a few times and then sideslam him! Black Man stumbles back up to his feet and Ryan Mercury gets up and runs at him, but Black Man backdrops Ryan Mercury up over his head. He then kneels down to catch his breath a little bit.
Steve White: Black Man making a comeback here! Watch this Chucky I told you it’s not over until it’s over!
Chuck Thompson: I don't know, he seems pretty beat up right now. Black Man’s been beat before and Mercury can pull it off tonight if he doesn’t screw up.
Black Man gets back up to his feet once again and runs at Ryan Mercury as he is getting back up to his feet. He jumps at Mercury, hitting him in the back of the head, causing him to fall into the corner of the ring. Black Man then begins laying punch after punch to the ribs and gut area of Ryan Mercury. Mercury falls down onto the ring mat in the corner and then quickly rolls out of it to catch his breath. He slides back in and they lock up. Mercury deal a few big knees to Black Man’s gut but Black Man takes him down with a clothesline! Venus gets up on the apron but Black Man pushes him off but this gives Mercury enough time to jump up and dropkick Black Man square in the face!
Steve White: By Gawd Black Man got caught by that ruthless big dropkick to the head! He could be hurt right now!
Mercury begins using the ropes to try and get back up to his feet and Black Man does the same. Black Man runs at Mercury and slams him back down to the ring mat just as quick. He picks up Mercury and irish whips him into the corner of the ring and then walks over to him and sets him up on the top rope. He then climbs up to the second rope and does a superplex to Mercury back down onto the ring mat! Both men lay there for a few seconds, taking deep breaths. Black Man gets up before Ryan Mercury does. He awaits for Mercury to get back up to his feet and when he does, Black Man quickly goes for the Black Stunn which he cannot get! Mercury pushes him off against the ropes and tries to clothesline him when he comes back but Black Man ducks it and turns Mercury around, hitting him with a Black Stunn! Black Man covers.
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Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Black Man!
Black Man gets up and celebrates as his music hits but the celebration is cut short as Venus runs in and clothesline him back down to the mat hard! Black Man lies on the mat hurt and Mercury gets up, pissed off. Mercury and Venus walk over and start stomping Mercury out as hard as possible. Venus picks Black Man up and hits him with a flapjack into Mercury’s cutter! They both get up and pick up the unresponsive Black Man once again. They toss him against the corner and Venus runs in hitting him with a big corner clothesline! The crowd is in shock as Black Man collapses! Venus grabs the downed Black Man and powerbombs him out of the ring to the outside! Mercury and Venus raise their arms in the ring as the crowd is shocked and we fade out to a commercial.
We come back and we’re met back in the ring as Scorpion, Brandon Bash and Scorpion’s new assistant, Tim Patrick come down to the ring. They are met with boos but Scorpion shrugs them off and grabs a mic.
Scorpion: Hello everyone. What a night it’s been so far and the best is yet to come! I have to say that it look’s like Black Man might not be having such a Merry Christmas Mayhem, especially after that terrible beating he just got! So far I’ve enjoyed Mayhem and I’m really going to enjoy TQ Smooth and Scott Wilson half killing each other in that Miracle on 34th Street Fight later on tonight!
The fans give a mixed reaction.
Scorpion: Now I know what you’ve all been waiting for tonight on this festive holiday episode of my show so why don’t we just cut to the chase! It’s Christmas time after all so with no introduction… here he is… SANTA!
Jingle Bells hits and Santa appears at the top of the ramp with his sack of presents. He walks down with some little elves as he throws candy canes out to the audience. The fans break out into a cheer as Scorpion and his minions clap in the ring.
Scorpion: Lets here it for Santa everybody! Come on Santa, bring some of those candy canes in here for the Corporate Power!
Santa nods and gets in the ring. He looks at Scorpion and his boys and shakes hands with all of them. Scorpion raises Santa’s hand and the fans cheer. Santa reaches in his bag and pulls out some candy canes. He gives one to Bash and reaches back in his bag, he gives one to Tim Patrick and reaches in his back then he finally pulls out a crowbar and strikes Scorpion in the head with it!
Steve White: SANTA! No what’re you doing! Why Santa!? Why!?
Santa takes off his beard, hat and glasses as the fans are in shock! We see Santa revealed as Michael Rissi. He snuck in disguised as Santa the whole time to get at Scorpion.
Steve White: By Gawd it’s Michael Rissi! Scorpion set up security to stop him from coming in the building but he was disguised as Santa the whole time! Genius!
Rissi still in the red jacket, starts stomping out Scorpion but Bash comes from behind and tackles Rissi to the ground! Tim Patrick checks on Scorpion as Bash and Rissi brawl. They get to the feet and Bash starts to boot Rissi in the gut but to no avail as Rissi is wearing all that Santa padding. Rissi starts to hit Bash with wild jab to the face! As Scorpion slowly gets up!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi’s getting that revenge he promised but he’s not watching his back! Look out!
Tim Patrick jumps on Rissi and Scorpion follows. Scorpion and Bash and Tim start to beat Rissi up and Bash goes for the crowbar, ready to smash Rissi with it but the fans cheer and out of the crowd comes Jason Dave, sliding in and tackling Brandon Bash!
Chuck Thompson: And it’s that other exiled maniac, Jason Dave coming to even out the odds! What a brawl!
Dave and Bash brawl while Rissi brawls with Tim and Scorpion. Scorpion grabs the padding falling out of Rissi’s jacket and throws it at his face. Scorpion uses the hindrance to roll out of the ring and escape through the crowd! Rissi looks over and sees Dave and Bash brawling. Rissi lines Bash up and goes to Superkick him but Bash ducks and Rissi Superkicks Dave accidentally while Bash rolls out and escapes through the crowd!
Chuck Thompson: No! Rissi got Dave by mistake and Scorpion and Bash have gotten away!
Rissi looks down at the downed Dave. Rissi then looks over at Tim Patrick trying to leave the ring but he runs up and grabs him, throwing him in the corner! Rissi comes over and starts repeatedly booting Tim Patrick in the balls as hard as he can as the fans go wild! Tim Patrick is crying like a little bitch as he collapses on the floor. Rissi picks him up and puts the Santa bag over Tim’s head, Rissi then finally knees Tim Patrick in the groin once more and lets him fall into a puddle of his own tears. Rissi looks out on the ramp and notices the Security barreling down to get him. Rissi rolls out and he too tries to make an escape through the crowd as they apprehend Jason Dave behind him in the ring. They chase Rissi through the crowd as we fade out to another commercial.
We come back to the scene as the ring is decked out in Christmas decorations. Patricia Downs is in the ring with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The following is an 8 Days of Christmas tag team match!
Justin Underwood’s music hits, as the crowd is flooded with mixed reactions. Underwood emerges on the stage, behind him is Alejandra, Mike Maddox and Samantha Ferrari. They make their way down the ramp and get into the ring as they look out to the crowd and wait for their opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The team of Alejandra Russo, Mike Maddox, Samantha Ferrari and Justin Underwood!
Put on your warpaint!
That was heard as "The Phoenix" by Fall Out Boy began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites, as he finally explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange "H" on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the "H" on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the bass drum of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. He would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "The Phoenix" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… First… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
The main lights in the arena go out as green and white strobe lights illuminate the stage area. "Fight Like This" by Decyfer Down hits over the PA System, the lights flashing in time with the guitar. As the first verse starts, the black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Electro can be seen walking out onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he yells and panders to the crowd. He repeats the process on the right side of the stage before walking back towards the ramp.
Stepping down the ramp, Silver slaps hands with as many of the front row fans as he can before sliding into the ring and jumping onto the top turbuckle, taunting and pandering to the crowd once more. He jumps down and then walks towards the middle of the ropes, climbing on the second rope and throwing his arms out to his sides once more to the roaring approval from the crowd. He steps down and pulls his shirt up over his head before throwing it into the crowd as "Fight Like This" fades out of earshot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Silver Electro!
Beautiful Lie hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And their partner… Domenic Mazzio!
After the first guitar riff of the song, Blaise emerges from the curtains. The arena is swallowed is darkness. She doesn't exactly look pleased to be there from what everyone can see by the spotlight that is entirely focused on her because that's how things should be after all. Blaise turns and motions for someone to come forward and a large figure emerges from the back. It's Jax Jensen. He walks and stops behind her, towering over her small frame. He punches his fist into his palm with a foul look on his face. He's looking unhappy while Blaise smirks. It's clear that Jax is here to do more than just manage Blaise.
The brunette shoots one leg forward as she stands sideways, raising her arms slowly before deciding she doesn't need the fans approval and throwing her arms down with a face as sour as Jax's. Blaise begins to descend down the ramp, not bothering sparing any of the fans a glance. As she walks she has her hands on her title that is around her tiny little waist. As she gets closer to the ring she walks closer to the fans as if she was going to hit one of their hands. However, that obviously doesn't happen. She raises her hand last minute and laughs at the sad expression the fan wears on his face. The fans boos grow louder as she mocks them. Jax walks to the side where the announcing table is and stands there with his arms crossed. Blaise walks to the right side of the ring and swings herself on the apron, shooting the crowd a glare. Before pulling herself up and climbing the turnbuckle. On a normal day Blaise was simply descend, however she takes a moment to raise her title high up in her hand. Before quickly placing it down, too fast for any pictures to be taken. She has no interest in what they want. She turns and sits on the turnbuckle, letting her legs swing as she awaits for her match to start with a small smirk on her lips and her title on her lap. The title facing her opponent as a sign so they know exactly who she is and what they're about to go into.
Patricia Downs: And Finally… The Hardcore Champion… Blaise!!
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Blaise & Domenic Mazzio & Wilmer Patacky & Silver Electro vs. Alejandra Russo & Mike Maddox & Justin Underwood & Samantha Ferrari
The bell rings and Mazzio starts out with Maddox. Maddox gets some good shots into Mazzio, hard knees to the gut and then Maddox starts to hit Mazzio with hard lefts and rights! Mazzio swings but Maddox ducks and hits Mazzio with a big elbow to the face. Maddox boots Mazzio in the gut and tries to hoist him up but Mazzio is too heavy. Mazzio pushes Maddox away and tosses him towards the ropes. When he comes back Mazzio hits him with a big clothesline and the crowd loves it. Mazzio picks Maddox up and presses him over his head then tosses him down hard on the mat! Mazzio walks over and tags in Silver and then hoists up Maddox as Silver comes off and they use a double team takedown on him!
Steve White: Mazzio and Silver working together very well here tonight but elimination rules apply and they need to do their best to make some eliminations tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Silver is the legal man now and Mazzio goes to the apron. I’m looking forward to Justin Underwood coming into this one to be honest.
Silver grabs Maddox but Maddox fights back with hard right hands to the midsection and eventually the head of Silver. Silver goes to kick Maddox but Maddox grabs his leg and Silver ends up hitting Maddox with an Enziguri! The fans love it as Silver picks up Maddox and rams him into the corner! Maddox fights back and hits Silver with a festive elbow block to the face. Maddox swings at Silver but Silver ducks him and goes for a roundhouse which Maddox ducks. Maddox goes for the Love Guns but Silver reverses it into the Electro Shock! The fans go wild as Silver covers him!
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Patricia Downs: Mike Maddox has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Silver making a great input to his team right there but can they get it done. It’s now 3 on 4...
Silver runs in and tags in Blaise as Alejandra comes in. Blaise and Russo lock up but Blaise goes on a very aggressive front, hitting Alejandra as hard as she possibly can with wild punches, kicks and slaps! Blaise bounces off of the ropes and hits Alejandra with a big bad spear! The fans go wild as Blaise picks Russo up by her hair but Russo slaps the shit out of Blaise and Blaise falls to her corner and Wilmer tags himself in, ensuring Blaise he will avenge her to which Blaise rolls her eyes. Wilmer runs in and gets tripped up by Russo. Russo gets over confident and thinks that Wilmer won’t smack a bitch but he does, smashing her in the face as hard as possible with a right hand. Russo falls to the mat and Wilmer goes back to his corner, he signals he’s going to tag Blaise but instead of tagging her in normally, he quickly gives her a kiss. The ref signals contact so now Blaise is now the legal competitor.
Steve White: What the hell is Wilmer doing?! Blaise might not appreciate that kiss right there.
Chuck Thompson: He kissed my future wife but it’s ok because I don’t think she liked it...
Wilmer looks out to the crowd with a big grin. Blaise looks a little confused as she goes back to the corner. Russo tags in Underwood but back in the corner. Blaise confronts Wilmer, Wilmer now looks a little nervous realizing he might have done the wrong thing. Blaise grabs his face and begins to make out with him! The fans go wild and almost tear the roof off of the place as Mazzio laughs on the corner and Silver looks uncomfortable! Blaise and Wilmer stop making out and Blaise grins as Wilmer looks like he’s in another world. The ref signals another tag saying that because of the contact, Wilmer is not the legal man again. Underwood rages and runs at them. The kiss makes Wilmer freak out and he runs at Underwood in a burst of adrenaline, spearing Underwood, clotheslining him then dropkicking him! Wilmer grabs him and hits a suplex then springs off of the ropes hitting Underwood with a moonsault! The fans cheer as Justin staggers to his feet and Wilmer hits him with a Lubrication Twist! Wilmer covers while looking at Blaise.
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Patricia Downs: Justin Underwood has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Ha! That kiss gave Wilmer a burst of adrenaline and caused him to make quick work of Underwood! Haha! Look at this fucking picture! Wilmer had a Merry Christmas just now, I know that!
Blaise reaches in and tags herself in and a dazed Wilmer out! She gets in and locks up with Alejandra again. Underwood is pissed and goes to run back in but Silver dives off of the apron right on top of him sending the fans going wild! Blaise hits Alejandra with a lariat then when she turns back to her feet, Blaise hits her with a big Soporose! The fans cheer but Blaise looks up in shock as Samantha Ferrari comes in the ring, frothing at the mouth literally and with a big candy cane decoration raised to knock her out with! Mazzio comes out of nowhere and spears the shit (literally) out of Samantha Ferrari, saving Blaise and letting her cover.
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Patricia Downs: Alejandra Russo has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Then there was one and it looks like Mazzio might have broken her back or some shit!
Mazzio rolls out of the ring and helps Silver up from his dive on Justin. Wilmer is still in somewhat of a daze on the apron. Blaise gets up as Samantha screams in pain but tries to get up, the froth spilling from her mouth and he left eye twitching. She curses Blaise but Blaise hits her with a Soporose and the fans love it. Blaise then goes to the top rope as the fans break out into a wild cheer! Blaise flies off and hits Ferrari with the Phoenix Splash! Blaise covers.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The Hardcore Champion, Blaise, Silver Electro, ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky and Domenic Mazzio!
Chuck Thompson: What a match!
As Wilmer, Blaise, Electro & Mazzio stand in the ring after their match. The arena goes black all of a sudden. After a few seconds the tron comes to life with the sound of static and a fuzzy screen. The static sound goes away and a creepy voice of a young child begins to sing.
One, Two
Kaz is coming for you
Three, Four
Dump tacks on the floor
Five, Six
Get the kendo stick
Seven, Eight
Staples Peirce the skin
Nine, Ten
Kaz returns again
Kaz is coming for you
Three, Four
Dump tacks on the floor
Five, Six
Get the kendo stick
Seven, Eight
Staples Peirce the skin
Nine, Ten
Kaz returns again
Then the child gives a faint laughter. Before speaking again but with every word there is a slight echo.
He’s come back
He’s come back for what is his.
He’s come back.....
He’s come back.....
He’s come back for what is his.
He’s come back.....
He’s come back.....
The voice slowly fads out as the lights to the arena come back on. Now standing behind the four is Kaz, holding his friend the barbwire steel chair“Robbie” in his hand. Kaz has an angry sick look in his eyes. Wilmer turns around and is startled by the appearance of Kaz. Wilmer jumps back bumping into Mazzio and Electro who both turn around and see Kaz who wildy starts swigging the barbed wire chair at the three men while Blaise is oblivious to the situation, holding her title up to the fans. All three men waste no time jumping out of the ring leaving Blaise there with her hands up and a confused look. The men point behind her and yell for her to get out of the ring. Blaise turns and stops at the sight of Kaz. Kaz picks “Robbie” Up ready to swing but Blaise hits the mat and rolls out of the ring before he can. As Blaise backs up the ramp with the other men, Underwood still feeling the affects of the match has pulled himself up to the second rope. Kaz slowly turns his head and gives a twisted smile. Throwing “Robbie” down, Kaz grabs Underwood and positions his head under his arm. Kaz looks up at Blaise. Then DDT’s Underwood onto “Robbie”. Underwood lays limp as Kaz rolls over and up to one knee. He pulls “Robbie” out from under Underwood’s head and holds “Robbie” up as he continues to look up the ramp with t twisted look.
Steve White: By Gawd it’s Kaz.
As the four make their way up the ramp we fade to a commercial at the image of Blaise growing a smirk on her face, clutching the Hardcore Championship.