Post by La Familia Gómez on Jan 10, 2014 21:51:43 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the first Mayhem of 2014! It's a new year, but nothing has changed here at ringside! I'm still Steve White and my partner is still Chuck Thompson and we are still ready to call some great action in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: You know what my new years resolution is, Steve?!
Steve White: Umm, what would that be?
Chuck Thompson: To get more phone numbers from the divas than i did last year!
Steve White: Oh, well then. How many phone numbers did you get last year?
Chuck Thompson: None!
Steve White: Right. Anyway let's talk about something more important. The card for tonight! Our first card of the year and what a card it is! With a great main event of Silver Kazama taking on Scott Wilson! Both men have been impressive since coming to EHWF and they continue to impress every week. No doubt they are both right up there in the title discussion so this match could be huge for the winner.
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about that! And our co-main event is going to be great as well! The Mayhem World Champion, TQ Smooth, is going to team up with David Krink to take on the team of Xavier Jacobs and the beast, Venus! Venus just joined the Corporate Powers last week and plans to make a statement tonight!
Steve White: Just because he joined the Corporate Powers doesn't mean he is going to automatically become a great wrestler! He's a joke just for joining them! Anyway, we must not forget that Black Man will be making his final apperance in EHWF tonight. He will be saying his farewells and i guarentee there won't be one dry eye in the arena. Let's get on with the show!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This following intergender match is set for one fall!
"Damaged" by Plumb hits; The lights in the arena glow a fuchsia color as heads and cameras pan to the stage entrance. The black curtain is peeled back as Alejandra Russo makes her way center stage in her custom black wrestling attire. Once center stage she pauses, looks to the left and right side of the arena, then does her infamous pose with both of her arms in the air. A scowl emerges as she takes in her moment, then she makes a beeline for the ring walking at a moderate pace not taking her eyes off of the ring. She pauses again when she meets the ring, and then she heads for the steel steps. Carefully she climbs up each step, then steps into the ring by way of the apron. Alejandra climbs the top rope and again throws her arms into the air, smiling as the crowd let their displeasure of her be heard.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Alejandra Russo!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent.. Quinton Hughes!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the match starts. Quinton goes to shake a nervous Russo’s hand and she takes his hand but Quinton pulls her in and starts pounding the shit out of her face until she hits the ground. Quinton goes down to the ground and begins a ground and pound! Alejandra bleeds all over the mat and Quinton gets up, yelling at the crowd that boos him. Quinton spirals into a rage and sees that the only one he can take it out on is the semi-conscious Russo on the mat.
Steve White: By Gawd! Quinton is a ruthless beast who has no soul! What an animal, he just beat up that poor young woman and laughed about it! Stop this match, that’s enough! This isn’t right!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck Quinton, what you did may have just looked pretty awesome but that’s a beautiful woman you just fucked up and her career was already going nowhere. It’s the failure divas who take pity on me and throw me a fuck here and there, now she’s gonna be in the hospital, thanks a lot you douche!
Quinton picks up Russo and hits her with a powerbomb then picks her back up and hits her with a big scoopslam. The fans cheer and boo and Quinton shakes his head as Russo tries to roll out of the ring. He stops her and hits her with a big piledriver as the crowd shrills. Quinton gets up and reflects on the match as Russo slowly fades out of consciousness.
Steve White: Get the EMT’s Quinton has gone too far this time. Cut the damn cameras!
Chuck Thompson: Wait… Wait just a second! Hold the damn phone! Could her being unconscious work in my favor do you think?! This situation just got interesting…
Quinton walks up and hits her with another powerbomb then goes down and starts punching her in the face again. EMT’s rush down the ramp. Quinton hits her with the Quinton Bomb when the EMT’s rush the ring and refs come in. The bell is rung.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Alejandra Russo is unable to continue the match due to injuries sustained in this contest… Therefore your winner by Knockout is QUINTON HUGHES!
Steve White: That was just downright disgusting!
The refs lead Quinton away as he celebrates back up the ramp. We see the EMT’s getting Alejandra up on a stretcher as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back and Patricia Downs is back in the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following match is an intergender match and it’s set for one fall!
Fall Apart by Twiztid erupts on the arena PA system, just as the lights begin to flicker. The crowd begins to boo as Alicia Frost emerges first from the black curtain, followed by Frost. They walk a few steps before stopping as Alicia leans her head against Frost side and gentle rubs his lower back. Frost raises his arm and slowly cuts his throat with his thumb, and then throws his hand towards the ground. He takes Alicia by her hand and begins his walk to ringside as he lets out this loud roar of anger. He pulls Alicia in front of him and picks her up and lifts her up onto the ringside apron, before pulling himself up and following. Frost takes a stance in the middle of the ring, and lets out one louder roar of anger. Music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Frost!
The lights go out and "I'm not cocky... I just love myself... BIOTCH!" starts over the pa followed by a kind of dance music. Suddenly, Alexis Fury emerges from backstage, raising her arms up in the air as she makes her way onto the platform. She is greeted by a bunch of cheers, as she makes her way down the ramp, as "Vanity" by Christina continues to play over the speakers. She enters the ring area, and then comes to a stop just outside the ring. She then walks to the steps, climbs them, and enters the ring between the top and middle rope, bending over seductively into the ring. She then gets up and throws her hands into a V-Shape, and smirks into the face of the crowd. She then waits for her opponent to come out, and the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Alexis Rodrigues!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and they circle each other for a quick moment. They go to lock up but Alexis moves behind Frost and wraps his arm up in a hold. Frost struggles for a moment before getting out of the hold and tossing Alexis in the corner. Frost goes for a corner clothesline but Alexis jumps up and boots Frost in the mouth! Alexis runs up and gets Frost into a headlock. Frost gets out of the hold and whips Alexis against the ropes. She bounces back and hits Frost with a flying forearm!
Steve White: Great start so far! Alexis really applying pressure to Frost but it looks like Frost is refusing to stay down. Alexis has had a string of injuries the last few months but she’s finally back now and looks to relaunch her career.
Chuck Thompson: She has the talent, we’re seeing that right now. She needs this win over Frost tonight to show that she’s still got it. Frost isn’t a scrub though, he won’t go down easy…
Alexis springs up and dropkicks Frost in the chest! She spins around; landing back on her feet then springs off of the ropes, hitting Frost with a corkscrew moonsault on the mat! Frost springs up in pain and pushes Alexis off of him. She boots him in the gut and goes for a DDT but he twists her arm around and takes her down with a big clothesline! Frost takes a moment to recover but it costs him as he reaches down to pick Alexis up she kicks him in the head then springs up to her feet, hitting him with a big dropkick! Frost doesn’t have time to react as Alexis hits him with an overcastle then covers him!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Oh a kick out at 2! Alexis is on fire tonight. She’s really fighting this match tough Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: She’s doing great. There is a lot at stake in this match. She needs this one to go her way this week so she can move on from her injuries that held her down in the past.
Alexis picks Frost up. She elbows him in the face and he falls into the corner. She runs at him but her moves and she slams into the corner. Frost takes advantage and scoops her up, planting her down on the mat. Frost comes over and drops a big elbow, covering her in the process…
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KICK OUT!
Alexis kicks out. Frost picks her up and knees her in the midsection then whips her against the ropes. She bounces back and when she comes back she hits Frost with a massive head scissor takedown! The fans cheer as Frost is planted face first into the mat!
Steve White: Wow! Did you see that one Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: That was an amazing move. Alexis is very athletic but Frost won’t go down that easy. She needs to hit him where it hurts and finish him off with a big move!
Alexis grabs a groggy Frost but he punches her in the midsection then grabs her by the hair and tosses her to the ground. Alexis tries to get up but is booted in the side! Frost picks her up and goes for a scoopslam but she slides off of his back and hits him with a dropkick! Frost goes down and Alexis bounces off of the ropes. She comes back but is hit with a spinning heel kick from Frost!
Steve White: Damn! Spinning heel out of nowhere! Frost is still in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Alexis is down and Frost is hurt. This one’ll be close but after that kick It’s not looking good for Alexis...
Frost picks her up and knees her straight in the gut! Alexis with her last strength swings a punch but Frost blocks it. Frost swings one but Alexis blocks it. Frost pushes Alexis back and goes for another spinning heel kick but she ducks this time. Frost faces her again and swings a flurry of punches but Alexis bobs and weaves, dodging them all. She then comes around and hits Frost with the Chick Kick right in the head! Frost falls to the mat and the fans cheer as Alexis covers him.
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Alexis Rodriguez!
Alexis’ music hits and she gets up, celebrating her win as the fans cheer her return. She gets up on the turnbuckle and raises her arms as we fade into backstage.
We come in backstage and Tim Patrick is seen pacing up and down the hallway. He looks nervous and is all beat up from the weeks up ass kickings he’s received. He looks up and stumbles down to the floor before jumping up to his feet and meeting Scorpion in the hall.
Scorpion: My God man you look like absolute shit!
Tim Patrick: I know, I’m sorry I really am but I need some relief on this whole situation man. That’s like three weeks in a row that I’ve had my ass kicked by Rissi and his niggas. You gotta protect me.
Scorpion: What did you say?!
Tim Patrick: Huh?
Scorpion: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Tim Patrick: What!? What!?
Scorpion grabs Tim Patrick by the collar and throws him up against the wall. Tim begins to cry as Scorpion yells, spitting in his face.
Scorpion: You said the N word! You said nigga! DO NOT use that fucking word around me again you piece of shit racist prick! That word is offensive and you shouldn’t use it, you make me sick. Racist fuck!
Tim Patrick: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I really am!
Scorpion: There is nothing more I can’t stand than a racist, you fuck! How dare you use that word around me. You better smarten up around here you Irish, leprechaun loving, potato eating Irish fuck! I told you that Rissi is banned from the arena on Mayhem’s and I told you that you can ride in my limo from now on so will you quit being a little whore and just get the fuck over it.
Tim Patrick: Yes, yes you’re right! I’m sorry Scorpion, I really am. And I’m sorry for being racist… I’ll try harder I promise!
Scorpion lets go of Tim and Tim cowers down on the floor wiping his tears on his knees.
Scorpion: Clean yourself up you pathetic shitface. I suspect some shit to go down tonight and I’m going to need you to go and handle it later on down at the ring. You won’t be hurt I promise. It’s confirmed Rissi isn’t even in the country tonight. He’s in Australia watching Kangaroo’s in the desert.
Tim Patrick: SURE! I’ll handle any job ya want me to Scorpion, sir! I will never let you down!
Scorpion walks off and we fade out back to the arena where Patricia is in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a singles match and it’s set for one fall!
Lift Me Up By Five Finger Death Punch blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The :Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring . Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Mike Maddox!
The song "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA system as Cody walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He's wearing a grey snow hat with a baby blue hoody and he poses before he begins to make his way down to the ring. He hits the fans' hands on the way down and slides into the ring. He shows off a little bit and then waits.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… ‘The Legend’ Cody!!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the match starts. Cody runs and takes down Mike Maddox instantly. Cody jumps down and starts to whale on Maddox on the mat. Maddox rolls to his feet but gets taken down again by Cody. Cody backs off and starts stomping Maddox out! Cody picks up Maddox and tosses him into the corner then hits him with a corner clothesline. Cody goes to the top rope and hits Maddox with a big moonsault! Maddox is down and Cody looks to take another scalp from EHWF.
Steve White: Cody’s been on an amazing winning streak lately and every opponent that he’s beaten in the past month or so has mysteriously been released from EHWF! I wonder what this conspiracy is?
Chuck Thompson: It’s because Cody is the legend and he’s show a bunch of underserving fuckwits the door as he’ll do tonight with Mike Maddox. Cody is looking to make this one a squash match!
Cody picks up Mike and scoops him up then slams him on the mat! The fans cheer and a Cody chant gets going. Cody drops a few elbows on a hurt Maddox and Maddox is trying to roll away but it’s no good. Cody grabs Maddox by the hair and stands him up then hits him with a big suplex! Cody gets up and orders Maddox up. Maddox stands only to headbutted into the corner. Cody runs up and dropkicks Maddox against the corner! Maddox falls to his knees and Cody goes up to the top rope then hits Maddox with a flying axe handle!
Steve White: Finish him!
Chuck Thompson: It has been a great night so far but seeing Cody control this match tonight and give Maddox a hiding has been the highlight for me so far. Finish this guy Cody, this has gone on long enough!
Maddox stumbles up to his feet. The crowd cheers and Cody waits in the corner, stalking the groggy Maddox… Cody eyes him down and when Maddox turns around, half confused, Cody runs up and hits Maddox with a massive Spear of the Dragon! The crowd cheers and Cody gets up, hooking both of Maddox’s legs!
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… ‘The Legend’ Cody!
The victor of the match tonight gets his arm raised as the music blares over the PA System. We fade out to a commercial break.
We come back to the arena.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a triple threat match and it’s set for one fall!
The lights go out in the arena as Sound Of Madness begins to play. Green strobes and laser lights flash as Kaz comes out from behind the curtain. He slowly walks towards the ring, his head down, his face is covered by his hair. He makes his way down the ramp, not looking up to address the fans. He makes his way up the ringsteps and into the ring before sitting down, leaning against the turnbuckles.
Patricia Downs: First… Introducing… Kaz!
The lights begin to flicker as the mores code like opening of "Image of the Invisible" by Thrice starts so play. As the guitar hits, filling the arena, a blue and white light show starts on stage. Next come the vocals, and with it, Jackson Frost in his signature long black tights with the words "Frost" in white inside of a thick blue stripe down his right leg. Frost stops at the stage with smile on his face as he looks around at the explosive crowed as his secretary, Julia McKean, comes out from behind the curtain. The two of them walk down the ramp, Jackson more than happy giving high fives and raising his arms every now and then. As they get to the ring, He begins to run and slides in. The obviously annoyed Julia takes walks over to Jackson's corner as he hops onto one of the turnbuckle and lets out a huge roar. He then drops down and leans against the turnbuckle, resting his arms on the ropes as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs And… Jackson Frost!
”Put on your Warpaint!”
That was heard as "The Phoenix" by Fall Out Boy began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites, as he finally explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange "H" on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the "H" on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-style wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the bass drum of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. He would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "The Phoenix" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And finally… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the three men look at each other. Kaz smiles and flips both men off, insulting them at the same time. Wilmer and Jackson then start to hit Kaz with chest chops repeatedly until he’s up against the ropes. Wilmer and Jackson spring Kaz off of the ropes then when he comes back they hit him with a double back body drop! Kaz gets up and yells but Wilmer and Jackson continue to work together. Wilmer goes up high with a clothesline while Jackson goes down low with a leg sweep and they take Kaz down! They pick him up and then hit him with a double suplex! Kaz is hurt on the mat and he goes to roll out but while he does Jackson comes up behind Wilmer and throws him into the corner then starts to wildly stomp him out!
Steve White: Wilmer and Jackson had a temporary alliance but Jackson Frost betrayed Wilmer pretty quickly!
Chuck Thompson: Kaz is on the outside trying to recover and Jackson is ruthlessly stomping the shit out of Wilmer right now. This one is going to be a damn good match!
Jackson follows up in the corner with a big corner elbow! Wilmer pushes Jackson off of him but it’s no good, Jackson comes back with another elbow to the Wacky One’s face! Jackson knees Wilmer in the gut and goes to toss him but Wilmer reverses it and tosses Jackson down to the mat! Wilmer picks Jackson up and goes for the Lubrication Twist but Jackson reverses it and goes for the Frostbite but Wilmer gets out of it. They lock up and Jackson elbows Wilmer in the face continually while Wilmer goes and starts kneeing Jackson in the gut until both men fall, hurt down on the mat!
Steve White: What a great contest. These men all have bright futures in EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: I thought we’d see Blaise somewhere during this match but she’s not here tonight. Things are complicated right now between her and Wilmer, I wonder where that relationship is going.
Wilmer gets up and fires a big shot to Jackson’s face then scoops him up and drops him on his knee! Wilmer covers Jackson.
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KICK OUT!
Wilmer goes back and starts to get Jackson’s arm into a hold but Jackson picks out of it and gets to his feet. Jackson gets up and drives Wilmer into the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts. Wilmer drops down and Jackson follows up with a big running boot to Wilmer’s face! The fans go wild for the action but a Wilmer chant breaks out, which is enough to save Wilmer from the cover Jackson applies.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Wilmer using the support from these fans tonight to stay in this one. Wilmer beating a champion here tonight would be big but if Jackson Frost could knock off a triple threat match then he’ll sky rocket to the top of the food chain here in EHWF… Who will win this damn match!
Chuck Thompson: Both guys are hurt and exhausted. This fight has been intense!
Jackson and Wilmer slowly get up but they forgot about Kaz! Kaz runs in with his barbwired steel chair ‘Robbie’ and makes a b-line for Wilmer but Wilmer grabs the chair and the two wrestle for it. Kaz boots Wilmer right in the balls and Wilmer goes down. Jackson Frost looks to take advantage by sneaking up on Kaz with a spear but it’s no good. Kaz turns from Wilmer and nails Jackson in the head with the barbwire wrapped steel chair! Jackson goes down and blood instantly pours out of his face! Jackson goes to get up but gets hit in the back with the weapon. Jackson Frost is bleeding and yells in pain but he makes the mistake of trying to roll away. When Frost rolls onto his back, Kaz nails him once more in the face with the barbwire chair! Frost sits up and screams in pain out at the cheering crowd as the mat is covered in blood!
Steve White: They forgot about Kaz and look what happened! Kaz just brutalized Jackson with that freaking barbwire chair! What the hell, he’s bleeding badly. We’re gonna need the EMTs!
Chuck Thompson: I love it! What a match this has been!
Kaz goes to hit Jackson again but Wilmer runs in. Kaz swings the chair but Wilmer ducks it. Wilmer comes back and fly kicks the chair right into Kaz’s face! Kaz goes down and Wilmer goes for the pin!
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
Wilmer gets up and he starts to celebrate. Jackson is outside of the ring and limps to grab his title belt. Kaz slowly gets back up to his feet. He grabs his chair and looks at Wilmer who has his back to him. Wilmer jams out to his music, not noticing Kaz stalking him with the chair. Kaz goes to hit Wilmer, but suddenly Blaise rolls into the ring from the crowd and dropkicks Kaz down to the mat. Wilmer still hasn’t noticed anything as he’s celebrating to his blaring music on the turnbuckle now. Kaz gets up slowly but then gets hit with a Soporose from Blaise, right onto the steel chair! The fans go wild!
Steve White: By Gawd! Kaz was going to destroy Wilmer from behind with that hideous weapon but Blaise came in and saved him. Wilmer still hasn’t noticed!
Chuck Thompson: She’s so incredible isn’t she Steve? Why is she wasting her time with a guy like Wilmer?
Blaise looks at Wilmer who still is oblivious to everything that happened behind him. She stares at him for a moment before rolling out of the ring and making her way out through the crowd. Wilmer turns around eventually but Blaise is gone.
Steve White: Hmm that was odd. I’m having a hard time grasping their relationship Chuck…
Wilmer continues his celebration until finally we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the arena where Patricia is ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
I've had enough by Kiss plays on the audio system. The cross planetary warrior "Venus" steps out from behind the curtains and walks intimidatingly towards the ring. Upon entering, Venus laughs sadistically and cracks his knuckles.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Venus!
"I'm the bakers man,
I'm the bakers man,
I'm the bakers man"
Can be heard throughout the whole EHWF arena. The lights begin to slowly fade down as red strobe lights begin to play throughout the arena. The fans burst into chants as the camera fades around the whole arena.
"Egg beater and sack (Whip!)
put it in my hand (skuuuurt)
Im the bakers man"
Xavier Jacobs can be seen making his way down the entrance ramp, the fans reaching out to grab and to feel the Xavier as he makes his way down the ramp. As he begins to get into the ring, the fans all begin to become quite as the entrance music begins to fade away as Xavier awaits another challenger.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Xavier Jacobs!
Prepare To Meet Your God by Kreepmaster blasts through the arena. As the intro plays, the lights go dark. Finally, David Krink slowly walks from backstage when the guitar is played, looking at the ring. He walks down the ramp, preparing himself for what's going to happen. He jumps on the apron and climbs through the ropes. He looks at the crowd before warming up.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… David Krink!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out with the EHWF Mayhem title draped over his right shoulder as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and hands him the EHWF Mayhem title.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… The EHWF Champion… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING!
Krink and Xavier start the match and they lock up. Krink gets the upperhand early by kneeing Xavier in the gut repeatedly then tossing him into the corner. Krink runs up and hits Xavier with a massive corner dropkick and Xavier goes down, crumbling into the corner! Krink picks up Xavier and whips him against the ropes. When he comes back Krink takes Xavier out with a big running high knee! Xavier tries to recover to his corner but it’s no good, Krink runs up and boots him in the jaw! Xavier is hurt and defenseless as Krink takes full control.
Steve White: I had high hopes for Xavier, I really did this time but now I’m not so sure. David Krink on the other hand, well my faith has almost been completely restored in him following his recent run!
Chuck Thompson: Krink is really taking it to Xavier right here and it’s not looking good. Venus is more than capable of getting the win for his team but I’m not so sure about Xavier. Xavier is in a really bad spot here.
Krink drops down to the mat and applies a headlock. Xavier screams in pain as he tries to hold out. Venus calls for the tag but he can’t get it. Xavier somehow struggles out but Krink pulls him back and goes for a butterfly submission! Krink locks it in but Xavier kicks him in the head and leaps, tagging in Venus!
Steve White: Here comes the big man of the Corporate Powers! TQ and Krink might be screwed now!
Chuck Thompson: Krink watch out!
Venus runs in and hits a massive running clothesline on Krink! Krink is flipped around on the mat and Venus picks him up, hitting him with a huge suplex! TQ calls for the tag but Krink can’t get away from Venus who picks him up and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a huge corner clothesline! Venus gets down and starts hitting huge shoulder thrusts on him, over and over again as Krink screams out in pain! Venus doesn’t care, he slaps Krink across the face then backs off. He takes a run up and goes for a big corner clothesline but Krink moves out of the way at the last second and Venus slams into the corner! This gives Krink enough time to dash up and tag in TQ Smooth!
Steve White: The Champ gets the tag! Look out Venus!
Chuck Thompson: Here comes TQ Smooth!
TQ runs in and starts hitting Venus with countless right jabs to the face! This goes on for a while until TQ boots Venus in the gut and then bounces off of the ropes! TQ comes in for a clothesline but Venus gets up and hits TQ with a massive spinebuster instead! TQ gets planted on the mat hard!
Steve White: TQ came in strong but Venus just almost damn near broke his back! By Gawd what a spinebuster!
Chuck Thompson: Is TQ still breathing?!
TQ yells in pain, his back has been hurt by the ruthless Venus. Venus has no compassion and starts stomping on TQ Smooth’s back then switches to dropping big knees on him! TQ yells out in pain, he tries to get up but it’s useless. Venus removes the turnbuckle pad then picks TQ up, slamming him into the turnbuckle back first! Venus then grabs TQ’s head and bounces his head off of the metal! TQ is bleeding and Venus laughs out to a mixed crowd. TQ struggle in pain on the mat as Venus goes to his corner and calls for a big move. The fans cheer at the action.
Steve White: TQ is hurt bad. He might be injured! I think we should stop the match. Sure this has been a great match but it’s not worth risking the champion’s health like this.
Chuck Thompson: I agree, it looks like TQ has legitimately hurt himself. He’s getting to his feet but that might be a bad idea. Maybe he should just stay down.
TQ is struggling to his feet in pain. He’s groggy and hurt but Venus stalks him. Venus screams in a rage and is about to run at TQ from his corner but suddenly Xavier tags himself in! The fans boo and Venus is pissed off but Xavier doesn’t care. Krink shakes his head on the apron as the boos for Xavier get louder. Venus spirals into a rage and goes to grab Xavier but the ref stops him and tells him to get to the corner or his team will be DQed. Venus is furious and Xavier is laughing at him as he enters the ring.
Steve White: TQ is still hurt but Xavier may have just saved hm from a serious injury right there. Venus is furious with Xavier right now! It still looks like TQ Smooth is badly hurt though – I guess Xavier will take the glory this time, much to Venus’ dismay.
Chuck Thompson: TQ might have to go to the hospital but he’s getting up, stay down son it’s not worth it, you could be seriously hurt.
TQ gets to his feet, Xavier looks at the struggling and hurt TQ Smooth and walks up to him. Xavier grabs TQ by his jaw and starts to insult him but TQ gets a second wind and hits Xavier with a massive TQ Special out of nowhere! Krink runs in to make sure Venus doesn’t interfere as TQ covers Xavier!
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… David Krink and the EHWF Mayhem World Champion TQ Smooth!
TQ gets his arm raised with Krink as Venus ominously disappears backstage. Suddenly, TQ and Krink quickly roll out of the ring as Mazzio explodes from the crowd and slides into the ring! TQ has been through a ruthless battle and wants no part of Mazzio in his current condition. Krink leaves as TQ walks up the ramp. Aubree Celeste follows from the crowd and joins Mazzio in the ring.
Steve White: By Gawd it’s Mazzio! He’s back and still gunning for TQ Smooth and the title.
Chuck Thompson: TQ making an efficient getaway not wanting to fight Mazzio after the battle he just had tonight… Oh great... Look who’s come out now…
Tim Patrick makes his way down the ramp and walks past TQ Smooth.
Tim Patrick: TQ, go backstage. Scorpion doesn’t want any fighting right now so I’ll handle this!
Mazzio gets out of the ring ready to pursue but Tim stops him as TQ goes to the back, looking at Mazzio in disgust.
Tim Patrick: Mazzio… You know what the deal is… You’ll never get what you want because you’re a little bitch and Scorpion hates you. You should just give up mate, become a slave for the Corporate Powers or something. Honestly you wasted your time here tonight. There is no way, you’re getting backstage.
Aubree gets down to the outside and calms Mazzio down she whispers to him as Tim Patrick laughs manically with a group of EHWF security coming down in front of the ramp.
Tim Patrick: Go home mate. No body cares about you.
Mazzio shakes his head. He goes to turn away but instead charges at the ramp! The security scramble to stop him but he bulldozers right through them and topples them all. A Mazzio chant breaks out as Tim Patrick is shocked and begins to run away. Mazzio sprints after him and catches him as the fans cheer!
Tim Patrick: Wait, you don’t wanna do this! I was just doing my job please!
Mazzio presses Tim Patrick over his head and walks over to the stage. Tim Patrick screams like a little girl but it’s not enough to save him. Mazzio tosses Tim Patrick over off the side of the stage. He plummets down the great height and the fans are in shock as EMT’s rush the area!
Steve White: By Gawd! Mazzio just may have damn well killed Assistant Tim Patrick! What the hell! Someone call an ambulance right now! This is serious!
Chuck Thompson: Good, I fucking hate that Irish fuck...
As EMT’s rush the area we see that Tim Patrick is badly hurt and injured but he’s twitching so it’s ok. We fade out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs once again in the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall and will be our main event of the evening!
As "Heir To the Throne" by I Am Abomination plays over the PA system, a man appears from behind the curtain. The man whom stands at six foot three, walks directly to the center of the entrance ramp, sending a cold glaze of a stare towards all of the crowd. Scott drops to a knee, then lowers his other knee, so that he is on both knees. Scott then proceeds by letting both of his arms go outwards as to embrace whatever reaction it is the crowd is throwing at him, may it be positive or negative. A smirk envelopes his face as he twist his head off to the left and spits into the crowd, to their dismay of such actions. After a few more moments, Wilson hops up to both of his feet and walks down the entrance ramp, both of his hands above his head, as if to try and avoid touching the crowd, showing a sign of feeling greater than them.
Once Wilson reaches the bottom of the ramp, he circulates around the ring, a fan is cheering for him and is holding his hand out for a high five. Scott goes to give him one before retracting his hand unto his wet hair, gathering some of the moisture and flicking it into the fans eyes, as he smirks and sends a slight calm dash for the ring apron, bending in one knee as he slides up onto the apron, grasping the ropes as he hoist himself up to a full standing position. Scott flings his right arm across his chest to grasp the ring rope behind him, with a forceful pull of that particular rope, Wilson spins his entire body around, allowing his left arm to latch upon the same rope. Thus resulting in Scott having his arms upon the rope and leaning on said rope gazing out into the crowd, a style that drastically resembles one of Chris Jericho's. Once standing Scott enters the ring through the centre ropes and walks to the middle in a slight spin holding his hands up once more, resembling the same pose as on the stage. His theme begins to fade out from thus point.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Chester, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 243 pounds, Scott Wilson!
The main lights in the arena go out as blue and white strobe lights illuminate the stage area. "Fight Like This" by Decyfer Down hits over the PA System, the lights flashing in time with the guitar. As the first verse starts, the black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama can be seen walking out onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he yells and panders to the crowd. He repeats the process on the right side of the stage before walking back towards the ramp.
Stepping down the ramp, Silver slaps hands with as many of the front row fans as he can before sliding into the ring and jumping onto the top turbuckle, taunting and pandering to the crowd once more. He jumps down and then walks towards the middle of the ropes, climbing on the second rope and throwing his arms out to his sides once more to the roaring approval from the crowd. He steps down and pulls his shirt up over his head before throwing it into the crowd as "Fight Like This" fades out of earshot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, fighting out of Los Angeles, California, standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in at 220 pounds, Silver Kazama!
DING DING DING!
The match begins with both men walking towards each other. Wilson brings a knee up and nails Silver right in the gut. Silver doubles over and Wilson grabs the back of his head and brings his knee right up into Silver's face! Silver falls backwards onto the ring mat and Wilson drops down and begins to punch Silver before he can get back up to his feet. Silver fights up and Wilson elbows Silver in the face, making him stumble backwards into the corner of the ring. Wilson goes to throw a haymaker at Silver's face, but Silver ducks it and backdrops Wilson right onto the top turnbuckle! Wilson's back bends awkwardly over the top turnbuckle and he falls to the ring mat in pain. Silver doesn't let off of the attack as he stomps Wilson until Wilson rolls out of the ring in an attempt to recover.
Steve White: Both men are being relentless right now. First Wilson wouldn't let Silver get back to his feet and now Silver is doing the same to Wilson.
Chuck Thompson: Why should they? This is a wrestling match not a dance contest!
Wilson climbs to his feet on the outside of the ring, holding his back in obvious pain. Silver looks at the ropes then back at Wilson and runs against the opposite ropes. He runs back and flips over the ropes right on top of Scott Wilson! Silver jumps back up while Wilson lays on the outside of the ring. Silver pulls Wilson back up and throws him into the crowd barrier. Silver then runs at Wilson and attempts a knee to the face while he is sitting up against the crowd barrier, but Wilson rolls out of the way and Silver's knee connects with the crowd barrier! Silver holds his knee as this gives Wilson a little bit of time to recover. Wilson runs back at Silver, but Silver sidesteps him and Wilson goes nearly head first into the steel ring steps! Silver notices the referee's count is up to seven so he rolls into the ring, then back out to break the count.
Steve White: What a match! These two are going at it!
Chuck Thompson: Well we talked about at the beginning of the show how this match could mean big things for the winner. No doubt both men want a huge win tonight.
Wilson crawls over to the crowd barrier and begins pulling himself back up to his feet. Silver walks to the end of the crowd barrier and runs, jumps on top of it and runs across it, jumping off and hitting a running shooting star press right onto Wilson! Both men fall to the floor as the fans go crazy. Silver is the first to climb back up to his feet and Wilson slowly follows. Silver grabs Wilson and tosses him back into the ring. Once in the ring, Silver waits for Wilson to get back up before attempting a superkick, but Wilson dives out of the way, taking out Silver's other leg in the process. Silver rolls on the ring mat, holding his leg in pain as it was the same leg that he rammed into the crowd barrier. Wilson slowly gets back up to his feet and now begins to target the injured leg.
Chuck Thompson: Haha! Now Wilson has something to aim for! Silver is in bad shape now.
Steve White: You may be right this time. Taking out the leg of a high flyer like Silver could really damage his technique in the ring.
Wilson stomps Silver's leg repeatedly. Silver pulls it away only to have Wilson grab it and stomp it again. Wilson pulls Silver over to the turnbuckle and kicks him in the face one time. This disorients Silver as Wilson climbs out of the ring and pulls Silver's leg over to the turnbuckle. He pulls it back and then slams it hard right into the ring post! Silver rolls around in the ring, the pain clearly worse now. Wilson slides back in and pulls Silver up before dropping him nearly on his head with a huge brainbuster! Wilson signals for the end as he pulls Silver back up and sets him up for his finisher, but Silver reverses it right into a Silver Diamond! Both men lay on the ring mat for a moment before Silver rolls over onto Wilson. 1...2...kickout! The fans go crazy as this match will continue!
Steve White: So close! Silver was one second away from a huge win with a hurt leg!
Chuck Thompson: Both men have to be gassed by now, but clearly neither is going to give up.
Silver slowly climbs back up to his feet, favoring his hurt leg. He pulls Wilson back up, but Wilson fights back! He nails Silver with an uppercut and has to regain his balance. He does as he quickly hits the Born Again on Silver! Both men lay flat on the ring mat once more as the crowd continues to roar. Wilson slowly crawls over to Silver and rolls him over! He puts his arm over his chest! 1...2...kickout! Silver kicks out!
Steve White: Silver kicked out! Silver kicked out!
Chuck Thompson: So close! So damn close Wilson!
Wilson crawls over to the turnbuckle and sits up against it, shaking his head. Silver slowly begins to make his way up as well. Wilson runs at him and clubs him hard right in the back of the head. Silver falls into the corner of the ring as Wilson begins nailing forearm shots right into the middle of Silver's back. Wilson begins pulling Silver out of the corner, but is too careless and Silver flips as he grabs Wilson's arm, throwing him into the middle turnbuckle face first! Silver gets a boost of momentum as he runs against the ring ropes, back at Wilson and nailing him with a running dropkick right to the chest! Wilson falls hard to the ring mat, Silver hurries to the top rope and hits The Last Kazama! He goes for a pin! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Silver did it! What a match!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Silver Kazama!
Silver climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He begins celebrating his victory inside of the ring when suddenly Brandon Bash runs down the ramp and slides in! Silver turns around and is speared down to the ring mat as Bash begins attacking Silver! The fans boo loudly.
Steve White: What the hell?! What is going on?!
Chuck Thompson: These two have talked shit to each other earlier this week. Clearly Brandon Bash has had enough!
Silver begins fighting back as both men get back to their feet. They two exchange punches as the boos start to turn to cheers when Silver slowly begins to get the upper hand. He spears Bash into the corner of the ring, but Bash continues to throw punches. Bash pushes out and puts Silver in the corner and they exchange punches more with Bash regaining control. Four referees run down to the ring and begin attempting to break the two men up, but they refuse to stop the brawl!
Steve White: This is an old school brawl right now! These two are going to kill each other!
Two more referees come running down to the ring and they finally begin seperating the men. Bash is dragged out of the ring as Silver looks like he is going to finally back off. The referees release their hold on him and he dives over the top rope right onto Bash! The referees scramble out of the ring and pull Silver up to his feet and they begin pulling him to the backstage area. Brandon Bash climbs to his feet, a little stunned, but he bolts straight for Silver and attacks him again at the top of the entrance ramp! The two men continue their brawl into the backstage area as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from the commercial break as “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons sounds over the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and surprisingly cheer as the former Mayham champion Black Man steps out onto the stage. The former champion stares at the fans chanting his name as he takes a moment to soak it all in for perhaps the last time before mouthing the words ‘thank you.’ Black Man begins to slowly stroll down the ramp towards the ring as he waves to the fans gracefully. As he approaches the apron, he slides under the bottom rope and is handed a microphone from one of the stage hands. Black Man does a complete 360 degree turn in the ring as he admires all the fans and former haters during his time in EHWF. Finally, as the crowd comes to a dull hush, the former champion addresses the masses.
Black Man
“Thank you. Thank you everyone that has come out tonight to show their love and appreciation to an old star like myself. You know, when I decided to resign with EHWF in August for a four month stinit, I never imagined that my career would have so many highs and lows. I was apart of a powerful, egotisitcal group called The Corportate Power.”
The fans boo loudly at the name as Black Man laughs.
Black Man
“I know, I know. But I do need to mention the bad with the good. I founded this group and was driven by hate and anger and greed. It is not a moment I was proud of, but ever since I lost the Mayhem title back in November, well I saw the light. I started to recapture the form that I was in during my first title reign and I appreciate that you all came back to me!”
The fans give a cheap pop which causes Black Man to chuckle.
Black Man
“I have been the bad guy and the good guy, but the only reason I even lasted this long in the EHWF was because of each and everyone of you sitting out there today. So for that, I say thank you!”
Another huge pop as the crowd starts to chant “Thank you Black Man” over and over.
Black Man
“I knew this day would come, but I didn’t know how hard it would be to say goodbye. I have used the word ‘retire’ before, so I won’t use it again here today. Afterall in this business there is a Never say never kind of attitude that floats around. What I am going to say though is farewell for now. Perhaps this was my last stand and I won’t return, but then again, what if one day The Blackest Man in all of professional wrestling comes back to reclaim his throne! Ha! Yeah maybe one day guys.
I won’t take up much more of your time. I will leave you all with one last bit of thought. I have fought many stars and I have won many matches here in EHWF. I am the longest reigning Mayhem champion this company has ever seen. I have won newcomer of the year and superstar of the year in back to back years. I was the last Anarachy champion and I have been apart of two very powerful, yet different groups. I headlined more PPV’s then not and came this close to defeating the great Michael Rissi. But what I will be most proud of is the fact that each and every week I entertained you all. Even at my old age I still showed the guts and heart to put on a show for all of you. That is what I will take away as being my proudest moment here.
And with that ladies and gentlemen, one final time, have a good night.”
The fans are cheering for Black Man who raises both hands above his head and embraces the cheers. Black Man slaps his chest which draws an even bigger reaction. As Black Man goes to leave the ring “Step Up” by Drowning Pool blasts over the PA system as the fans begin to boo. Black Man stops dead in his tracks and looks up at the ramp as The Corporate Power members Scorpion, Brandon Bash and Ryan Mercury with Venus in trail comes out from behind the curtain. Black Man gets back to the center of the ring and stands there with his hands on his hips screaming at the four men who start to proceed to the ring. All four men stand at the bottom of the ramp, ready to attack.
Steve White: What is the meaning of this? Black Man was just leaving.
Chuck Thompson: I think Black Mans old group The Corporate Power want to give him a proper send off Steve.
A man suddenly jumps from the crowd and slides into the ring behind Black Man! It's Jackson Frost! He attacks Black Man from behind as the four other men enter the ring!
Steve White: What the hell?! Jackson Frost is helping the Corporate Powers now?!
The other four men slide into the ring and join in on the attack on Black Man. Black Man is able to fight Jackson Frost off for just a moment and runs straight at Scorpion, hammering him with right fists! Venus quickly grabs Black Man by the waist and Bash and Ryan both start to pull and punch away at the former champion. Jackson Frost is able to quickly get up and join in once again on the assault. Black Man falls to the ground as the four men kick away at the gut and head of Black Man. Scorpion wipes his mouth to make sure there isn’t any blood and joins in on the action by kicking Black Man in the mid section sending him to groan in pain.
Steve White: We need help out here now!
Scorpion tells Venus to pick up Black Man. Venus listens and Black Man is raised to his feet groggy. Scorpion barks orders to Ryan as Ryan nails the DEATHTOUCH to Black Man! Black Man is out cold on the mat as Scorpion once again tells Venus to pick him up. Black Man is lifted to his feet and leans on Brandon Bash since he cant seem to stand on his own. Black Man looks up at Brandon as to say ‘Help me’ but Brandon slaps Black Man across the face and Hits THE WICKED PRAYER!!!
Steve White: By Gawd Black Man may be dead. Some one get down here to help him.
Chuck Thompson: There is no one that will stand up to The Corporate Power Steve!
Jackson Frost then gets his shot in as he pulls the lifeless Black Man back up and nails him with the Frostbite! Last but not least, Scorpion grabs Blacik Man by the head and pulls him up to his feet once more before screaming at Black Man “This is what you get for leaving us!” before hitting THE SCORPION DROP! Black Man is not moving any longer as The Corporate Power raises their hands in the ring over the fallen body of Black Man.
Steve White: Jackson Frost is now apart of the Corporate Power. Who can stop this group now?
Venus lifts Black Man up and throws him over his shoulder as the five men, with Black Man on Venus’ back, exit the ring and head up the ramp. The fans are in complete shock and booing as The Corporate Power vanishes behind the curtain with Black Man. The arena stays silent as the scene fades out to the EHWF logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the first Mayhem of 2014! It's a new year, but nothing has changed here at ringside! I'm still Steve White and my partner is still Chuck Thompson and we are still ready to call some great action in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: You know what my new years resolution is, Steve?!
Steve White: Umm, what would that be?
Chuck Thompson: To get more phone numbers from the divas than i did last year!
Steve White: Oh, well then. How many phone numbers did you get last year?
Chuck Thompson: None!
Steve White: Right. Anyway let's talk about something more important. The card for tonight! Our first card of the year and what a card it is! With a great main event of Silver Kazama taking on Scott Wilson! Both men have been impressive since coming to EHWF and they continue to impress every week. No doubt they are both right up there in the title discussion so this match could be huge for the winner.
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about that! And our co-main event is going to be great as well! The Mayhem World Champion, TQ Smooth, is going to team up with David Krink to take on the team of Xavier Jacobs and the beast, Venus! Venus just joined the Corporate Powers last week and plans to make a statement tonight!
Steve White: Just because he joined the Corporate Powers doesn't mean he is going to automatically become a great wrestler! He's a joke just for joining them! Anyway, we must not forget that Black Man will be making his final apperance in EHWF tonight. He will be saying his farewells and i guarentee there won't be one dry eye in the arena. Let's get on with the show!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This following intergender match is set for one fall!
"Damaged" by Plumb hits; The lights in the arena glow a fuchsia color as heads and cameras pan to the stage entrance. The black curtain is peeled back as Alejandra Russo makes her way center stage in her custom black wrestling attire. Once center stage she pauses, looks to the left and right side of the arena, then does her infamous pose with both of her arms in the air. A scowl emerges as she takes in her moment, then she makes a beeline for the ring walking at a moderate pace not taking her eyes off of the ring. She pauses again when she meets the ring, and then she heads for the steel steps. Carefully she climbs up each step, then steps into the ring by way of the apron. Alejandra climbs the top rope and again throws her arms into the air, smiling as the crowd let their displeasure of her be heard.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Alejandra Russo!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent.. Quinton Hughes!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Alejandra Russo vs. Quinton Hughes
The bell rings and the match starts. Quinton goes to shake a nervous Russo’s hand and she takes his hand but Quinton pulls her in and starts pounding the shit out of her face until she hits the ground. Quinton goes down to the ground and begins a ground and pound! Alejandra bleeds all over the mat and Quinton gets up, yelling at the crowd that boos him. Quinton spirals into a rage and sees that the only one he can take it out on is the semi-conscious Russo on the mat.
Steve White: By Gawd! Quinton is a ruthless beast who has no soul! What an animal, he just beat up that poor young woman and laughed about it! Stop this match, that’s enough! This isn’t right!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck Quinton, what you did may have just looked pretty awesome but that’s a beautiful woman you just fucked up and her career was already going nowhere. It’s the failure divas who take pity on me and throw me a fuck here and there, now she’s gonna be in the hospital, thanks a lot you douche!
Quinton picks up Russo and hits her with a powerbomb then picks her back up and hits her with a big scoopslam. The fans cheer and boo and Quinton shakes his head as Russo tries to roll out of the ring. He stops her and hits her with a big piledriver as the crowd shrills. Quinton gets up and reflects on the match as Russo slowly fades out of consciousness.
Steve White: Get the EMT’s Quinton has gone too far this time. Cut the damn cameras!
Chuck Thompson: Wait… Wait just a second! Hold the damn phone! Could her being unconscious work in my favor do you think?! This situation just got interesting…
Quinton walks up and hits her with another powerbomb then goes down and starts punching her in the face again. EMT’s rush down the ramp. Quinton hits her with the Quinton Bomb when the EMT’s rush the ring and refs come in. The bell is rung.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Alejandra Russo is unable to continue the match due to injuries sustained in this contest… Therefore your winner by Knockout is QUINTON HUGHES!
Steve White: That was just downright disgusting!
The refs lead Quinton away as he celebrates back up the ramp. We see the EMT’s getting Alejandra up on a stretcher as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back and Patricia Downs is back in the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following match is an intergender match and it’s set for one fall!
Fall Apart by Twiztid erupts on the arena PA system, just as the lights begin to flicker. The crowd begins to boo as Alicia Frost emerges first from the black curtain, followed by Frost. They walk a few steps before stopping as Alicia leans her head against Frost side and gentle rubs his lower back. Frost raises his arm and slowly cuts his throat with his thumb, and then throws his hand towards the ground. He takes Alicia by her hand and begins his walk to ringside as he lets out this loud roar of anger. He pulls Alicia in front of him and picks her up and lifts her up onto the ringside apron, before pulling himself up and following. Frost takes a stance in the middle of the ring, and lets out one louder roar of anger. Music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Frost!
The lights go out and "I'm not cocky... I just love myself... BIOTCH!" starts over the pa followed by a kind of dance music. Suddenly, Alexis Fury emerges from backstage, raising her arms up in the air as she makes her way onto the platform. She is greeted by a bunch of cheers, as she makes her way down the ramp, as "Vanity" by Christina continues to play over the speakers. She enters the ring area, and then comes to a stop just outside the ring. She then walks to the steps, climbs them, and enters the ring between the top and middle rope, bending over seductively into the ring. She then gets up and throws her hands into a V-Shape, and smirks into the face of the crowd. She then waits for her opponent to come out, and the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Alexis Rodrigues!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Alexis Rodriguez vs. Frost
The bell rings and they circle each other for a quick moment. They go to lock up but Alexis moves behind Frost and wraps his arm up in a hold. Frost struggles for a moment before getting out of the hold and tossing Alexis in the corner. Frost goes for a corner clothesline but Alexis jumps up and boots Frost in the mouth! Alexis runs up and gets Frost into a headlock. Frost gets out of the hold and whips Alexis against the ropes. She bounces back and hits Frost with a flying forearm!
Steve White: Great start so far! Alexis really applying pressure to Frost but it looks like Frost is refusing to stay down. Alexis has had a string of injuries the last few months but she’s finally back now and looks to relaunch her career.
Chuck Thompson: She has the talent, we’re seeing that right now. She needs this win over Frost tonight to show that she’s still got it. Frost isn’t a scrub though, he won’t go down easy…
Alexis springs up and dropkicks Frost in the chest! She spins around; landing back on her feet then springs off of the ropes, hitting Frost with a corkscrew moonsault on the mat! Frost springs up in pain and pushes Alexis off of him. She boots him in the gut and goes for a DDT but he twists her arm around and takes her down with a big clothesline! Frost takes a moment to recover but it costs him as he reaches down to pick Alexis up she kicks him in the head then springs up to her feet, hitting him with a big dropkick! Frost doesn’t have time to react as Alexis hits him with an overcastle then covers him!
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
Steve White: Oh a kick out at 2! Alexis is on fire tonight. She’s really fighting this match tough Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: She’s doing great. There is a lot at stake in this match. She needs this one to go her way this week so she can move on from her injuries that held her down in the past.
Alexis picks Frost up. She elbows him in the face and he falls into the corner. She runs at him but her moves and she slams into the corner. Frost takes advantage and scoops her up, planting her down on the mat. Frost comes over and drops a big elbow, covering her in the process…
1…
KICK OUT!
Alexis kicks out. Frost picks her up and knees her in the midsection then whips her against the ropes. She bounces back and when she comes back she hits Frost with a massive head scissor takedown! The fans cheer as Frost is planted face first into the mat!
Steve White: Wow! Did you see that one Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: That was an amazing move. Alexis is very athletic but Frost won’t go down that easy. She needs to hit him where it hurts and finish him off with a big move!
Alexis grabs a groggy Frost but he punches her in the midsection then grabs her by the hair and tosses her to the ground. Alexis tries to get up but is booted in the side! Frost picks her up and goes for a scoopslam but she slides off of his back and hits him with a dropkick! Frost goes down and Alexis bounces off of the ropes. She comes back but is hit with a spinning heel kick from Frost!
Steve White: Damn! Spinning heel out of nowhere! Frost is still in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Alexis is down and Frost is hurt. This one’ll be close but after that kick It’s not looking good for Alexis...
Frost picks her up and knees her straight in the gut! Alexis with her last strength swings a punch but Frost blocks it. Frost swings one but Alexis blocks it. Frost pushes Alexis back and goes for another spinning heel kick but she ducks this time. Frost faces her again and swings a flurry of punches but Alexis bobs and weaves, dodging them all. She then comes around and hits Frost with the Chick Kick right in the head! Frost falls to the mat and the fans cheer as Alexis covers him.
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Alexis Rodriguez!
Alexis’ music hits and she gets up, celebrating her win as the fans cheer her return. She gets up on the turnbuckle and raises her arms as we fade into backstage.
We come in backstage and Tim Patrick is seen pacing up and down the hallway. He looks nervous and is all beat up from the weeks up ass kickings he’s received. He looks up and stumbles down to the floor before jumping up to his feet and meeting Scorpion in the hall.
Scorpion: My God man you look like absolute shit!
Tim Patrick: I know, I’m sorry I really am but I need some relief on this whole situation man. That’s like three weeks in a row that I’ve had my ass kicked by Rissi and his niggas. You gotta protect me.
Scorpion: What did you say?!
Tim Patrick: Huh?
Scorpion: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Tim Patrick: What!? What!?
Scorpion grabs Tim Patrick by the collar and throws him up against the wall. Tim begins to cry as Scorpion yells, spitting in his face.
Scorpion: You said the N word! You said nigga! DO NOT use that fucking word around me again you piece of shit racist prick! That word is offensive and you shouldn’t use it, you make me sick. Racist fuck!
Tim Patrick: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I really am!
Scorpion: There is nothing more I can’t stand than a racist, you fuck! How dare you use that word around me. You better smarten up around here you Irish, leprechaun loving, potato eating Irish fuck! I told you that Rissi is banned from the arena on Mayhem’s and I told you that you can ride in my limo from now on so will you quit being a little whore and just get the fuck over it.
Tim Patrick: Yes, yes you’re right! I’m sorry Scorpion, I really am. And I’m sorry for being racist… I’ll try harder I promise!
Scorpion lets go of Tim and Tim cowers down on the floor wiping his tears on his knees.
Scorpion: Clean yourself up you pathetic shitface. I suspect some shit to go down tonight and I’m going to need you to go and handle it later on down at the ring. You won’t be hurt I promise. It’s confirmed Rissi isn’t even in the country tonight. He’s in Australia watching Kangaroo’s in the desert.
Tim Patrick: SURE! I’ll handle any job ya want me to Scorpion, sir! I will never let you down!
Scorpion walks off and we fade out back to the arena where Patricia is in the ring with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a singles match and it’s set for one fall!
Lift Me Up By Five Finger Death Punch blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The :Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring . Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Mike Maddox!
The song "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA system as Cody walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He's wearing a grey snow hat with a baby blue hoody and he poses before he begins to make his way down to the ring. He hits the fans' hands on the way down and slides into the ring. He shows off a little bit and then waits.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… ‘The Legend’ Cody!!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Cody vs. Mike Maddox
The bell rings and the match starts. Cody runs and takes down Mike Maddox instantly. Cody jumps down and starts to whale on Maddox on the mat. Maddox rolls to his feet but gets taken down again by Cody. Cody backs off and starts stomping Maddox out! Cody picks up Maddox and tosses him into the corner then hits him with a corner clothesline. Cody goes to the top rope and hits Maddox with a big moonsault! Maddox is down and Cody looks to take another scalp from EHWF.
Steve White: Cody’s been on an amazing winning streak lately and every opponent that he’s beaten in the past month or so has mysteriously been released from EHWF! I wonder what this conspiracy is?
Chuck Thompson: It’s because Cody is the legend and he’s show a bunch of underserving fuckwits the door as he’ll do tonight with Mike Maddox. Cody is looking to make this one a squash match!
Cody picks up Mike and scoops him up then slams him on the mat! The fans cheer and a Cody chant gets going. Cody drops a few elbows on a hurt Maddox and Maddox is trying to roll away but it’s no good. Cody grabs Maddox by the hair and stands him up then hits him with a big suplex! Cody gets up and orders Maddox up. Maddox stands only to headbutted into the corner. Cody runs up and dropkicks Maddox against the corner! Maddox falls to his knees and Cody goes up to the top rope then hits Maddox with a flying axe handle!
Steve White: Finish him!
Chuck Thompson: It has been a great night so far but seeing Cody control this match tonight and give Maddox a hiding has been the highlight for me so far. Finish this guy Cody, this has gone on long enough!
Maddox stumbles up to his feet. The crowd cheers and Cody waits in the corner, stalking the groggy Maddox… Cody eyes him down and when Maddox turns around, half confused, Cody runs up and hits Maddox with a massive Spear of the Dragon! The crowd cheers and Cody gets up, hooking both of Maddox’s legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… ‘The Legend’ Cody!
The victor of the match tonight gets his arm raised as the music blares over the PA System. We fade out to a commercial break.
We come back to the arena.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a triple threat match and it’s set for one fall!
The lights go out in the arena as Sound Of Madness begins to play. Green strobes and laser lights flash as Kaz comes out from behind the curtain. He slowly walks towards the ring, his head down, his face is covered by his hair. He makes his way down the ramp, not looking up to address the fans. He makes his way up the ringsteps and into the ring before sitting down, leaning against the turnbuckles.
Patricia Downs: First… Introducing… Kaz!
The lights begin to flicker as the mores code like opening of "Image of the Invisible" by Thrice starts so play. As the guitar hits, filling the arena, a blue and white light show starts on stage. Next come the vocals, and with it, Jackson Frost in his signature long black tights with the words "Frost" in white inside of a thick blue stripe down his right leg. Frost stops at the stage with smile on his face as he looks around at the explosive crowed as his secretary, Julia McKean, comes out from behind the curtain. The two of them walk down the ramp, Jackson more than happy giving high fives and raising his arms every now and then. As they get to the ring, He begins to run and slides in. The obviously annoyed Julia takes walks over to Jackson's corner as he hops onto one of the turnbuckle and lets out a huge roar. He then drops down and leans against the turnbuckle, resting his arms on the ropes as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs And… Jackson Frost!
”Put on your Warpaint!”
That was heard as "The Phoenix" by Fall Out Boy began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites, as he finally explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange "H" on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the "H" on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-style wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the bass drum of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. He would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "The Phoenix" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And finally… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Wilmer Patacky vs. Jackson Frost vs. Kaz
The bell sounds and the three men look at each other. Kaz smiles and flips both men off, insulting them at the same time. Wilmer and Jackson then start to hit Kaz with chest chops repeatedly until he’s up against the ropes. Wilmer and Jackson spring Kaz off of the ropes then when he comes back they hit him with a double back body drop! Kaz gets up and yells but Wilmer and Jackson continue to work together. Wilmer goes up high with a clothesline while Jackson goes down low with a leg sweep and they take Kaz down! They pick him up and then hit him with a double suplex! Kaz is hurt on the mat and he goes to roll out but while he does Jackson comes up behind Wilmer and throws him into the corner then starts to wildly stomp him out!
Steve White: Wilmer and Jackson had a temporary alliance but Jackson Frost betrayed Wilmer pretty quickly!
Chuck Thompson: Kaz is on the outside trying to recover and Jackson is ruthlessly stomping the shit out of Wilmer right now. This one is going to be a damn good match!
Jackson follows up in the corner with a big corner elbow! Wilmer pushes Jackson off of him but it’s no good, Jackson comes back with another elbow to the Wacky One’s face! Jackson knees Wilmer in the gut and goes to toss him but Wilmer reverses it and tosses Jackson down to the mat! Wilmer picks Jackson up and goes for the Lubrication Twist but Jackson reverses it and goes for the Frostbite but Wilmer gets out of it. They lock up and Jackson elbows Wilmer in the face continually while Wilmer goes and starts kneeing Jackson in the gut until both men fall, hurt down on the mat!
Steve White: What a great contest. These men all have bright futures in EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: I thought we’d see Blaise somewhere during this match but she’s not here tonight. Things are complicated right now between her and Wilmer, I wonder where that relationship is going.
Wilmer gets up and fires a big shot to Jackson’s face then scoops him up and drops him on his knee! Wilmer covers Jackson.
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KICK OUT!
Wilmer goes back and starts to get Jackson’s arm into a hold but Jackson picks out of it and gets to his feet. Jackson gets up and drives Wilmer into the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts. Wilmer drops down and Jackson follows up with a big running boot to Wilmer’s face! The fans go wild for the action but a Wilmer chant breaks out, which is enough to save Wilmer from the cover Jackson applies.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Wilmer using the support from these fans tonight to stay in this one. Wilmer beating a champion here tonight would be big but if Jackson Frost could knock off a triple threat match then he’ll sky rocket to the top of the food chain here in EHWF… Who will win this damn match!
Chuck Thompson: Both guys are hurt and exhausted. This fight has been intense!
Jackson and Wilmer slowly get up but they forgot about Kaz! Kaz runs in with his barbwired steel chair ‘Robbie’ and makes a b-line for Wilmer but Wilmer grabs the chair and the two wrestle for it. Kaz boots Wilmer right in the balls and Wilmer goes down. Jackson Frost looks to take advantage by sneaking up on Kaz with a spear but it’s no good. Kaz turns from Wilmer and nails Jackson in the head with the barbwire wrapped steel chair! Jackson goes down and blood instantly pours out of his face! Jackson goes to get up but gets hit in the back with the weapon. Jackson Frost is bleeding and yells in pain but he makes the mistake of trying to roll away. When Frost rolls onto his back, Kaz nails him once more in the face with the barbwire chair! Frost sits up and screams in pain out at the cheering crowd as the mat is covered in blood!
Steve White: They forgot about Kaz and look what happened! Kaz just brutalized Jackson with that freaking barbwire chair! What the hell, he’s bleeding badly. We’re gonna need the EMTs!
Chuck Thompson: I love it! What a match this has been!
Kaz goes to hit Jackson again but Wilmer runs in. Kaz swings the chair but Wilmer ducks it. Wilmer comes back and fly kicks the chair right into Kaz’s face! Kaz goes down and Wilmer goes for the pin!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
Wilmer gets up and he starts to celebrate. Jackson is outside of the ring and limps to grab his title belt. Kaz slowly gets back up to his feet. He grabs his chair and looks at Wilmer who has his back to him. Wilmer jams out to his music, not noticing Kaz stalking him with the chair. Kaz goes to hit Wilmer, but suddenly Blaise rolls into the ring from the crowd and dropkicks Kaz down to the mat. Wilmer still hasn’t noticed anything as he’s celebrating to his blaring music on the turnbuckle now. Kaz gets up slowly but then gets hit with a Soporose from Blaise, right onto the steel chair! The fans go wild!
Steve White: By Gawd! Kaz was going to destroy Wilmer from behind with that hideous weapon but Blaise came in and saved him. Wilmer still hasn’t noticed!
Chuck Thompson: She’s so incredible isn’t she Steve? Why is she wasting her time with a guy like Wilmer?
Blaise looks at Wilmer who still is oblivious to everything that happened behind him. She stares at him for a moment before rolling out of the ring and making her way out through the crowd. Wilmer turns around eventually but Blaise is gone.
Steve White: Hmm that was odd. I’m having a hard time grasping their relationship Chuck…
Wilmer continues his celebration until finally we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the arena where Patricia is ready to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
I've had enough by Kiss plays on the audio system. The cross planetary warrior "Venus" steps out from behind the curtains and walks intimidatingly towards the ring. Upon entering, Venus laughs sadistically and cracks his knuckles.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Venus!
"I'm the bakers man,
I'm the bakers man,
I'm the bakers man"
Can be heard throughout the whole EHWF arena. The lights begin to slowly fade down as red strobe lights begin to play throughout the arena. The fans burst into chants as the camera fades around the whole arena.
"Egg beater and sack (Whip!)
put it in my hand (skuuuurt)
Im the bakers man"
Xavier Jacobs can be seen making his way down the entrance ramp, the fans reaching out to grab and to feel the Xavier as he makes his way down the ramp. As he begins to get into the ring, the fans all begin to become quite as the entrance music begins to fade away as Xavier awaits another challenger.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Xavier Jacobs!
Prepare To Meet Your God by Kreepmaster blasts through the arena. As the intro plays, the lights go dark. Finally, David Krink slowly walks from backstage when the guitar is played, looking at the ring. He walks down the ramp, preparing himself for what's going to happen. He jumps on the apron and climbs through the ropes. He looks at the crowd before warming up.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… David Krink!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out with the EHWF Mayhem title draped over his right shoulder as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and hands him the EHWF Mayhem title.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… The EHWF Champion… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: TQ Smooth & David Krink vs. Venus & Xavier Jacobs
Krink and Xavier start the match and they lock up. Krink gets the upperhand early by kneeing Xavier in the gut repeatedly then tossing him into the corner. Krink runs up and hits Xavier with a massive corner dropkick and Xavier goes down, crumbling into the corner! Krink picks up Xavier and whips him against the ropes. When he comes back Krink takes Xavier out with a big running high knee! Xavier tries to recover to his corner but it’s no good, Krink runs up and boots him in the jaw! Xavier is hurt and defenseless as Krink takes full control.
Steve White: I had high hopes for Xavier, I really did this time but now I’m not so sure. David Krink on the other hand, well my faith has almost been completely restored in him following his recent run!
Chuck Thompson: Krink is really taking it to Xavier right here and it’s not looking good. Venus is more than capable of getting the win for his team but I’m not so sure about Xavier. Xavier is in a really bad spot here.
Krink drops down to the mat and applies a headlock. Xavier screams in pain as he tries to hold out. Venus calls for the tag but he can’t get it. Xavier somehow struggles out but Krink pulls him back and goes for a butterfly submission! Krink locks it in but Xavier kicks him in the head and leaps, tagging in Venus!
Steve White: Here comes the big man of the Corporate Powers! TQ and Krink might be screwed now!
Chuck Thompson: Krink watch out!
Venus runs in and hits a massive running clothesline on Krink! Krink is flipped around on the mat and Venus picks him up, hitting him with a huge suplex! TQ calls for the tag but Krink can’t get away from Venus who picks him up and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a huge corner clothesline! Venus gets down and starts hitting huge shoulder thrusts on him, over and over again as Krink screams out in pain! Venus doesn’t care, he slaps Krink across the face then backs off. He takes a run up and goes for a big corner clothesline but Krink moves out of the way at the last second and Venus slams into the corner! This gives Krink enough time to dash up and tag in TQ Smooth!
Steve White: The Champ gets the tag! Look out Venus!
Chuck Thompson: Here comes TQ Smooth!
TQ runs in and starts hitting Venus with countless right jabs to the face! This goes on for a while until TQ boots Venus in the gut and then bounces off of the ropes! TQ comes in for a clothesline but Venus gets up and hits TQ with a massive spinebuster instead! TQ gets planted on the mat hard!
Steve White: TQ came in strong but Venus just almost damn near broke his back! By Gawd what a spinebuster!
Chuck Thompson: Is TQ still breathing?!
TQ yells in pain, his back has been hurt by the ruthless Venus. Venus has no compassion and starts stomping on TQ Smooth’s back then switches to dropping big knees on him! TQ yells out in pain, he tries to get up but it’s useless. Venus removes the turnbuckle pad then picks TQ up, slamming him into the turnbuckle back first! Venus then grabs TQ’s head and bounces his head off of the metal! TQ is bleeding and Venus laughs out to a mixed crowd. TQ struggle in pain on the mat as Venus goes to his corner and calls for a big move. The fans cheer at the action.
Steve White: TQ is hurt bad. He might be injured! I think we should stop the match. Sure this has been a great match but it’s not worth risking the champion’s health like this.
Chuck Thompson: I agree, it looks like TQ has legitimately hurt himself. He’s getting to his feet but that might be a bad idea. Maybe he should just stay down.
TQ is struggling to his feet in pain. He’s groggy and hurt but Venus stalks him. Venus screams in a rage and is about to run at TQ from his corner but suddenly Xavier tags himself in! The fans boo and Venus is pissed off but Xavier doesn’t care. Krink shakes his head on the apron as the boos for Xavier get louder. Venus spirals into a rage and goes to grab Xavier but the ref stops him and tells him to get to the corner or his team will be DQed. Venus is furious and Xavier is laughing at him as he enters the ring.
Steve White: TQ is still hurt but Xavier may have just saved hm from a serious injury right there. Venus is furious with Xavier right now! It still looks like TQ Smooth is badly hurt though – I guess Xavier will take the glory this time, much to Venus’ dismay.
Chuck Thompson: TQ might have to go to the hospital but he’s getting up, stay down son it’s not worth it, you could be seriously hurt.
TQ gets to his feet, Xavier looks at the struggling and hurt TQ Smooth and walks up to him. Xavier grabs TQ by his jaw and starts to insult him but TQ gets a second wind and hits Xavier with a massive TQ Special out of nowhere! Krink runs in to make sure Venus doesn’t interfere as TQ covers Xavier!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… David Krink and the EHWF Mayhem World Champion TQ Smooth!
TQ gets his arm raised with Krink as Venus ominously disappears backstage. Suddenly, TQ and Krink quickly roll out of the ring as Mazzio explodes from the crowd and slides into the ring! TQ has been through a ruthless battle and wants no part of Mazzio in his current condition. Krink leaves as TQ walks up the ramp. Aubree Celeste follows from the crowd and joins Mazzio in the ring.
Steve White: By Gawd it’s Mazzio! He’s back and still gunning for TQ Smooth and the title.
Chuck Thompson: TQ making an efficient getaway not wanting to fight Mazzio after the battle he just had tonight… Oh great... Look who’s come out now…
Tim Patrick makes his way down the ramp and walks past TQ Smooth.
Tim Patrick: TQ, go backstage. Scorpion doesn’t want any fighting right now so I’ll handle this!
Mazzio gets out of the ring ready to pursue but Tim stops him as TQ goes to the back, looking at Mazzio in disgust.
Tim Patrick: Mazzio… You know what the deal is… You’ll never get what you want because you’re a little bitch and Scorpion hates you. You should just give up mate, become a slave for the Corporate Powers or something. Honestly you wasted your time here tonight. There is no way, you’re getting backstage.
Aubree gets down to the outside and calms Mazzio down she whispers to him as Tim Patrick laughs manically with a group of EHWF security coming down in front of the ramp.
Tim Patrick: Go home mate. No body cares about you.
Mazzio shakes his head. He goes to turn away but instead charges at the ramp! The security scramble to stop him but he bulldozers right through them and topples them all. A Mazzio chant breaks out as Tim Patrick is shocked and begins to run away. Mazzio sprints after him and catches him as the fans cheer!
Tim Patrick: Wait, you don’t wanna do this! I was just doing my job please!
Mazzio presses Tim Patrick over his head and walks over to the stage. Tim Patrick screams like a little girl but it’s not enough to save him. Mazzio tosses Tim Patrick over off the side of the stage. He plummets down the great height and the fans are in shock as EMT’s rush the area!
Steve White: By Gawd! Mazzio just may have damn well killed Assistant Tim Patrick! What the hell! Someone call an ambulance right now! This is serious!
Chuck Thompson: Good, I fucking hate that Irish fuck...
As EMT’s rush the area we see that Tim Patrick is badly hurt and injured but he’s twitching so it’s ok. We fade out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs once again in the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall and will be our main event of the evening!
As "Heir To the Throne" by I Am Abomination plays over the PA system, a man appears from behind the curtain. The man whom stands at six foot three, walks directly to the center of the entrance ramp, sending a cold glaze of a stare towards all of the crowd. Scott drops to a knee, then lowers his other knee, so that he is on both knees. Scott then proceeds by letting both of his arms go outwards as to embrace whatever reaction it is the crowd is throwing at him, may it be positive or negative. A smirk envelopes his face as he twist his head off to the left and spits into the crowd, to their dismay of such actions. After a few more moments, Wilson hops up to both of his feet and walks down the entrance ramp, both of his hands above his head, as if to try and avoid touching the crowd, showing a sign of feeling greater than them.
Once Wilson reaches the bottom of the ramp, he circulates around the ring, a fan is cheering for him and is holding his hand out for a high five. Scott goes to give him one before retracting his hand unto his wet hair, gathering some of the moisture and flicking it into the fans eyes, as he smirks and sends a slight calm dash for the ring apron, bending in one knee as he slides up onto the apron, grasping the ropes as he hoist himself up to a full standing position. Scott flings his right arm across his chest to grasp the ring rope behind him, with a forceful pull of that particular rope, Wilson spins his entire body around, allowing his left arm to latch upon the same rope. Thus resulting in Scott having his arms upon the rope and leaning on said rope gazing out into the crowd, a style that drastically resembles one of Chris Jericho's. Once standing Scott enters the ring through the centre ropes and walks to the middle in a slight spin holding his hands up once more, resembling the same pose as on the stage. His theme begins to fade out from thus point.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Chester, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 243 pounds, Scott Wilson!
The main lights in the arena go out as blue and white strobe lights illuminate the stage area. "Fight Like This" by Decyfer Down hits over the PA System, the lights flashing in time with the guitar. As the first verse starts, the black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama can be seen walking out onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he yells and panders to the crowd. He repeats the process on the right side of the stage before walking back towards the ramp.
Stepping down the ramp, Silver slaps hands with as many of the front row fans as he can before sliding into the ring and jumping onto the top turbuckle, taunting and pandering to the crowd once more. He jumps down and then walks towards the middle of the ropes, climbing on the second rope and throwing his arms out to his sides once more to the roaring approval from the crowd. He steps down and pulls his shirt up over his head before throwing it into the crowd as "Fight Like This" fades out of earshot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, fighting out of Los Angeles, California, standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in at 220 pounds, Silver Kazama!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Scott Wilson vs. Silver Kazama
The match begins with both men walking towards each other. Wilson brings a knee up and nails Silver right in the gut. Silver doubles over and Wilson grabs the back of his head and brings his knee right up into Silver's face! Silver falls backwards onto the ring mat and Wilson drops down and begins to punch Silver before he can get back up to his feet. Silver fights up and Wilson elbows Silver in the face, making him stumble backwards into the corner of the ring. Wilson goes to throw a haymaker at Silver's face, but Silver ducks it and backdrops Wilson right onto the top turnbuckle! Wilson's back bends awkwardly over the top turnbuckle and he falls to the ring mat in pain. Silver doesn't let off of the attack as he stomps Wilson until Wilson rolls out of the ring in an attempt to recover.
Steve White: Both men are being relentless right now. First Wilson wouldn't let Silver get back to his feet and now Silver is doing the same to Wilson.
Chuck Thompson: Why should they? This is a wrestling match not a dance contest!
Wilson climbs to his feet on the outside of the ring, holding his back in obvious pain. Silver looks at the ropes then back at Wilson and runs against the opposite ropes. He runs back and flips over the ropes right on top of Scott Wilson! Silver jumps back up while Wilson lays on the outside of the ring. Silver pulls Wilson back up and throws him into the crowd barrier. Silver then runs at Wilson and attempts a knee to the face while he is sitting up against the crowd barrier, but Wilson rolls out of the way and Silver's knee connects with the crowd barrier! Silver holds his knee as this gives Wilson a little bit of time to recover. Wilson runs back at Silver, but Silver sidesteps him and Wilson goes nearly head first into the steel ring steps! Silver notices the referee's count is up to seven so he rolls into the ring, then back out to break the count.
Steve White: What a match! These two are going at it!
Chuck Thompson: Well we talked about at the beginning of the show how this match could mean big things for the winner. No doubt both men want a huge win tonight.
Wilson crawls over to the crowd barrier and begins pulling himself back up to his feet. Silver walks to the end of the crowd barrier and runs, jumps on top of it and runs across it, jumping off and hitting a running shooting star press right onto Wilson! Both men fall to the floor as the fans go crazy. Silver is the first to climb back up to his feet and Wilson slowly follows. Silver grabs Wilson and tosses him back into the ring. Once in the ring, Silver waits for Wilson to get back up before attempting a superkick, but Wilson dives out of the way, taking out Silver's other leg in the process. Silver rolls on the ring mat, holding his leg in pain as it was the same leg that he rammed into the crowd barrier. Wilson slowly gets back up to his feet and now begins to target the injured leg.
Chuck Thompson: Haha! Now Wilson has something to aim for! Silver is in bad shape now.
Steve White: You may be right this time. Taking out the leg of a high flyer like Silver could really damage his technique in the ring.
Wilson stomps Silver's leg repeatedly. Silver pulls it away only to have Wilson grab it and stomp it again. Wilson pulls Silver over to the turnbuckle and kicks him in the face one time. This disorients Silver as Wilson climbs out of the ring and pulls Silver's leg over to the turnbuckle. He pulls it back and then slams it hard right into the ring post! Silver rolls around in the ring, the pain clearly worse now. Wilson slides back in and pulls Silver up before dropping him nearly on his head with a huge brainbuster! Wilson signals for the end as he pulls Silver back up and sets him up for his finisher, but Silver reverses it right into a Silver Diamond! Both men lay on the ring mat for a moment before Silver rolls over onto Wilson. 1...2...kickout! The fans go crazy as this match will continue!
Steve White: So close! Silver was one second away from a huge win with a hurt leg!
Chuck Thompson: Both men have to be gassed by now, but clearly neither is going to give up.
Silver slowly climbs back up to his feet, favoring his hurt leg. He pulls Wilson back up, but Wilson fights back! He nails Silver with an uppercut and has to regain his balance. He does as he quickly hits the Born Again on Silver! Both men lay flat on the ring mat once more as the crowd continues to roar. Wilson slowly crawls over to Silver and rolls him over! He puts his arm over his chest! 1...2...kickout! Silver kicks out!
Steve White: Silver kicked out! Silver kicked out!
Chuck Thompson: So close! So damn close Wilson!
Wilson crawls over to the turnbuckle and sits up against it, shaking his head. Silver slowly begins to make his way up as well. Wilson runs at him and clubs him hard right in the back of the head. Silver falls into the corner of the ring as Wilson begins nailing forearm shots right into the middle of Silver's back. Wilson begins pulling Silver out of the corner, but is too careless and Silver flips as he grabs Wilson's arm, throwing him into the middle turnbuckle face first! Silver gets a boost of momentum as he runs against the ring ropes, back at Wilson and nailing him with a running dropkick right to the chest! Wilson falls hard to the ring mat, Silver hurries to the top rope and hits The Last Kazama! He goes for a pin! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Silver did it! What a match!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Silver Kazama!
Silver climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He begins celebrating his victory inside of the ring when suddenly Brandon Bash runs down the ramp and slides in! Silver turns around and is speared down to the ring mat as Bash begins attacking Silver! The fans boo loudly.
Steve White: What the hell?! What is going on?!
Chuck Thompson: These two have talked shit to each other earlier this week. Clearly Brandon Bash has had enough!
Silver begins fighting back as both men get back to their feet. They two exchange punches as the boos start to turn to cheers when Silver slowly begins to get the upper hand. He spears Bash into the corner of the ring, but Bash continues to throw punches. Bash pushes out and puts Silver in the corner and they exchange punches more with Bash regaining control. Four referees run down to the ring and begin attempting to break the two men up, but they refuse to stop the brawl!
Steve White: This is an old school brawl right now! These two are going to kill each other!
Two more referees come running down to the ring and they finally begin seperating the men. Bash is dragged out of the ring as Silver looks like he is going to finally back off. The referees release their hold on him and he dives over the top rope right onto Bash! The referees scramble out of the ring and pull Silver up to his feet and they begin pulling him to the backstage area. Brandon Bash climbs to his feet, a little stunned, but he bolts straight for Silver and attacks him again at the top of the entrance ramp! The two men continue their brawl into the backstage area as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from the commercial break as “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons sounds over the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and surprisingly cheer as the former Mayham champion Black Man steps out onto the stage. The former champion stares at the fans chanting his name as he takes a moment to soak it all in for perhaps the last time before mouthing the words ‘thank you.’ Black Man begins to slowly stroll down the ramp towards the ring as he waves to the fans gracefully. As he approaches the apron, he slides under the bottom rope and is handed a microphone from one of the stage hands. Black Man does a complete 360 degree turn in the ring as he admires all the fans and former haters during his time in EHWF. Finally, as the crowd comes to a dull hush, the former champion addresses the masses.
Black Man
“Thank you. Thank you everyone that has come out tonight to show their love and appreciation to an old star like myself. You know, when I decided to resign with EHWF in August for a four month stinit, I never imagined that my career would have so many highs and lows. I was apart of a powerful, egotisitcal group called The Corportate Power.”
The fans boo loudly at the name as Black Man laughs.
Black Man
“I know, I know. But I do need to mention the bad with the good. I founded this group and was driven by hate and anger and greed. It is not a moment I was proud of, but ever since I lost the Mayhem title back in November, well I saw the light. I started to recapture the form that I was in during my first title reign and I appreciate that you all came back to me!”
The fans give a cheap pop which causes Black Man to chuckle.
Black Man
“I have been the bad guy and the good guy, but the only reason I even lasted this long in the EHWF was because of each and everyone of you sitting out there today. So for that, I say thank you!”
Another huge pop as the crowd starts to chant “Thank you Black Man” over and over.
Black Man
“I knew this day would come, but I didn’t know how hard it would be to say goodbye. I have used the word ‘retire’ before, so I won’t use it again here today. Afterall in this business there is a Never say never kind of attitude that floats around. What I am going to say though is farewell for now. Perhaps this was my last stand and I won’t return, but then again, what if one day The Blackest Man in all of professional wrestling comes back to reclaim his throne! Ha! Yeah maybe one day guys.
I won’t take up much more of your time. I will leave you all with one last bit of thought. I have fought many stars and I have won many matches here in EHWF. I am the longest reigning Mayhem champion this company has ever seen. I have won newcomer of the year and superstar of the year in back to back years. I was the last Anarachy champion and I have been apart of two very powerful, yet different groups. I headlined more PPV’s then not and came this close to defeating the great Michael Rissi. But what I will be most proud of is the fact that each and every week I entertained you all. Even at my old age I still showed the guts and heart to put on a show for all of you. That is what I will take away as being my proudest moment here.
And with that ladies and gentlemen, one final time, have a good night.”
The fans are cheering for Black Man who raises both hands above his head and embraces the cheers. Black Man slaps his chest which draws an even bigger reaction. As Black Man goes to leave the ring “Step Up” by Drowning Pool blasts over the PA system as the fans begin to boo. Black Man stops dead in his tracks and looks up at the ramp as The Corporate Power members Scorpion, Brandon Bash and Ryan Mercury with Venus in trail comes out from behind the curtain. Black Man gets back to the center of the ring and stands there with his hands on his hips screaming at the four men who start to proceed to the ring. All four men stand at the bottom of the ramp, ready to attack.
Steve White: What is the meaning of this? Black Man was just leaving.
Chuck Thompson: I think Black Mans old group The Corporate Power want to give him a proper send off Steve.
A man suddenly jumps from the crowd and slides into the ring behind Black Man! It's Jackson Frost! He attacks Black Man from behind as the four other men enter the ring!
Steve White: What the hell?! Jackson Frost is helping the Corporate Powers now?!
The other four men slide into the ring and join in on the attack on Black Man. Black Man is able to fight Jackson Frost off for just a moment and runs straight at Scorpion, hammering him with right fists! Venus quickly grabs Black Man by the waist and Bash and Ryan both start to pull and punch away at the former champion. Jackson Frost is able to quickly get up and join in once again on the assault. Black Man falls to the ground as the four men kick away at the gut and head of Black Man. Scorpion wipes his mouth to make sure there isn’t any blood and joins in on the action by kicking Black Man in the mid section sending him to groan in pain.
Steve White: We need help out here now!
Scorpion tells Venus to pick up Black Man. Venus listens and Black Man is raised to his feet groggy. Scorpion barks orders to Ryan as Ryan nails the DEATHTOUCH to Black Man! Black Man is out cold on the mat as Scorpion once again tells Venus to pick him up. Black Man is lifted to his feet and leans on Brandon Bash since he cant seem to stand on his own. Black Man looks up at Brandon as to say ‘Help me’ but Brandon slaps Black Man across the face and Hits THE WICKED PRAYER!!!
Steve White: By Gawd Black Man may be dead. Some one get down here to help him.
Chuck Thompson: There is no one that will stand up to The Corporate Power Steve!
Jackson Frost then gets his shot in as he pulls the lifeless Black Man back up and nails him with the Frostbite! Last but not least, Scorpion grabs Blacik Man by the head and pulls him up to his feet once more before screaming at Black Man “This is what you get for leaving us!” before hitting THE SCORPION DROP! Black Man is not moving any longer as The Corporate Power raises their hands in the ring over the fallen body of Black Man.
Steve White: Jackson Frost is now apart of the Corporate Power. Who can stop this group now?
Venus lifts Black Man up and throws him over his shoulder as the five men, with Black Man on Venus’ back, exit the ring and head up the ramp. The fans are in complete shock and booing as The Corporate Power vanishes behind the curtain with Black Man. The arena stays silent as the scene fades out to the EHWF logo, ending the show.