Post by EHWF Management on Jun 13, 2014 23:04:17 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers on the face of this earth, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! We welcome you to another amazing edition of Friday Night Mayhem and coming off the amazing events and announcements we saw last week, this is going to be a truly amazing night!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right, it’s going to be incredible Steve. Coming off of Aces High and off of last week! Last week not only did we see Brandon Bash take RNRG’s spot as a Board Member but we also saw David Gideon Smith end Misfit’s career possibly just to send a message to Silver Kazama, his opponent at Trail of Tears. This week, after another questionable call from Black Man, Silver and David will fight in a handicap match!
Steve White: Can they co-exist or will their team fall apart like last time and cost them the match? I can’t wait to see! Also on the card we have the Northern American Champion Bill Ryder facing Ryan Mercury in a blockbuster co main event that could very well steal the show!
Chuck Thompson: That match is going to be jizzworthy but what about that hardcore match between DJ Moore and Sahta Thor? I’m really looking forward to it. Thor has had ups and downs since he’s returned but he’s put in great efforts and even taken out guys like Scotty Paine and Mike Maddox. He’s just a little off, making back to the big time but he could do it tonight by beating Moore. Black Man won’t make it easy for him though as it will be contested under hardcore rules!
Steve White: You gotta love that! A Hardcore Match to break up such an amazing card! Anything could happen tonight, I can’t wait Chuck. Lets start the show!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The opening match is a last brother standin’ match!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… TQ Smooth!
The arena goes black, a chill moves through the arena as the fans are in anticipation… Suddenly the sound of "Bad Guy" by Eminem hits the PA System in the sold out arena, as gold and silver lasers reflect throughout the arena... As we see the future of professional wrestling emerge through the curtain. A tall, lengthy athlete wearing a black hoodie with the words "ILL" on it as the lights flicker on, Keyshaun Jones makes his way down the ramp full of confident as he interacts with his fans. He continues down the ramp, slides under the bottom rope and spins around the ring slowly.. he takes off the hoodie throws it into the crowd full of confidence, climbs the nearside turnbuckle raises his right arm to a nice ovation. Keyshaun now stands in the center of the ring ready to embark on his battle.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Keyshaun Jones!
DING DING DING!
The match begins and Keyshaun and TQ Smooth start brawling with left and right hands as an intense fistfight breaks out! TQ Smooth whips Keyshaun into the corner and tackles him, hitting him with corner thrusts to follow up! Keyshaun falls to his knees and TQ goes to the outside. He looks around at the weapons provided and grabs a six-pack of grape soda! The fans cheer as TQ gets back in the ring with it!
Steve White: TQ picked up a six can case of grape soda and he’s approaching Keyshaun with it!
Chuck Thompson: That’s a unique item to have in a match. I wonder what TQ plans on doing with it?
TQ starts beating the shit out of Keyshaun with the case of cans! He smacks it over Keyshaun’s head and starts beating him with it until the case breaks, cans bust open and fly across the ring! Keyshaun rolls out of harms way, beaten but is able to grab one of the half empty cans of grape soda on the mat and take a few swigs!
Steve White: And Keyshaun doing the smart thing after a beating like that and refueling with a sugar hit!
Chuck Thompson: The ring is covered in purple grape soda juice! TQ really did a number with that case but this match is far from over!
Keyshaun rolls out of the ring and TQ gets out and follows him on the outside! TQ goes to grab Keyshaun from behind but Keyshaun turns around and hits him with a tough elbow to the face! Keyshaun grabs TQ by his head and walks him over to a table set up on the outside! He smacks TQ’s head on the table then grabs a bucket of fried chicken set at the table. Keyshaun takes a wing out and takes a bite then tips the chicken out of the bucket and puts it on TQ’s head! Keyshaun then takes a step back and hits TQ with The Final Story! TQ goes down and Keyshaun moves away, letting the ref count!
Steve White: There’s fried chicken and grape soda all over the place! TQ is down after an amazing set of moves from Keyshaun! This is it!
Chuck Thompson: The ref is counting! TQ has to get up by 10 or he wont be the last brother standin’ and as a result will lose the fucking match!
The ref starts counting a downed TQ with a fried chicken bucket on his head on the outside! 1… 2… 3… Still no response… 4… 5… 6… 7… TQ starts to move and tosses the bucket off of his head. He gets up at 7 and Keyshaun gets pissed, running at TQ and kneeing him in the gut! Keyshaun brings TQ over and smacks his head off of the apron! Keyshaun goes to do it again but TQ puts his boot up and stops it. He pushes Keyshaun off of him and then takes him down with a clothesline! TQ takes the time to then look for a weapon to put Keyshaun down with.
Steve White: TQ just managed to save himself and get up. Keyshaun is stirring on the outside and TQ is looking for a weapon!
Chuck Thompson: What’s he gonna find!?
TQ pulls out a boombox and it comes on, playing a mean 50 Cent track! TQ puts it on his shoulder and runs at Keyshaun, nailing him in the head with it! Keyshaun goes down and the boombox breaks, haulting the music! The fans cheer as TQ tosses the broken boombox on the ground, watching Keyshaun bleed on the ground!
Steve White: Keyshaun is busted open after a big shot with that boombox! TQ is a ruthless individual!
Chuck Thompson: Get up Keyshaun! This one isn’t over yet!
The ref comes over and starts counting Keyshaun down! 1… 2… 3… 4… Keyshaun starts to move. 5… Keyshaun begins getting back up to his feet but TQ jumps on him and sits on his chest, pounding his face with big right hands! Keyshaun is bleeding badly but can feel that he’s about to lose, so he desperately gets up and pushes TQ Smooth into the barricade! Keyshaun gets up to his feet all groggy as he stumbles around looking for something to hit TQ with! Keyshaun looks under the ring and pulls out a crowbar. He walks up to TQ and swings but TQ ducks it and boots Keyshaun in the gut then hits him with a Snap DDT right on the outside!
Steve White: TQ avoids that crowbar! TQ saw this match flash before his eyes and was able to keep this one alive!
Chuck Thompson: What’s TQ doing now!?
TQ looks around for a weapon but only finds a 2 Chains album. He grabs it and walks up to Keyshaun beating him in the head with the album case! Keyshaun goes down to the ramp as TQ keeps beating him in the head with it! TQ starts stomping out Keyshaun! The ref comes over and stops TQ as he counts the bloody Keyshaun! 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Keyshaun begins to show signs of life but the beating from the 2 Chains album case was too severe. 6… 7… 8… 9… 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Your last brother standin’ and the winner of this match… TQ Smooth!
TQ gets up. He looks around, getting his arm raised by the ref but he snatches his arm back and picks up the 2 Chains CD. He grabs a Walkman from near the ring and puts it in, listening to the album. We fade out to a commercial.
We open back up to the ring where Patricia is standing with a mic.
Patricia Downs: The following match is set for one fall!
Tired by Stone Sour blasts over the PA systems. Michael Maddox comes on the stage and looks around the crowd before taunting the crowd as the cheer. Maddox is wearing his trademark leather jacket engraved with The Ladies Man On it. Maddox runs down to the ring and slides into the ring and jumps on the nearest turnbuckle taking his leather jacket off and throwing it into the crowd. Maddox jumps off the turnbuckle with a confident look on his face awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Mike Maddox
Your Nightmare Has Only Started…
You’ve been Warned…
Then, after the voice comes through the PA, the opening guitar riff to Alice in Chains "Last of My Kind"begins to blare through the speaker in the arena to mediocre pop from the crowd, but soon that pop would deafening at the very sight of who was emerging from behind the curtain. It was none other the out spoken James Christian. It was almost as if he didn't hear the crowd chant his name but as he stood upon the stage he moved both arms, stretching them out into a cross and slowly moved his head up and locked eyes with the crowd. After a slow scan he began to give the audience a smirk, the first signs of life as he made his down to the ring. Once clearing the aisle he made his way onto the ring apron and then another smirk comes over the rather brooding young man as he scans the arena in front of the fans.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… James Christian!
DING DING DING!
At the sound of the bell, both Christian and Mike Maddox make their way towards the middle of the ring. Christian goes to lock up with Mike in the center but Mike quickly grabs his arm and spins him around starting to wrench at his arm. Christian is stuck for a moment before he pulls Mike towards him, taking him down with a big clothesline!
Steve White: That almost took Mike Maddox’s head off! Maddox is back after suffering at the hands of Mazzio and Thor at Aces High but it seems like his injuries weren’t that bad.
Chuck Thompson: I thought we had seen the last of Mike.
Mike is holding the back of his head, as Christian rushes against the ropes and meets him as soon as he gets up to connect with a second clothesline! Mike again pops up to his feet, but is met with a third clothesline, and this time Christian grabs him by the head to pull him up to his feet. He forces him to stand all the way to his feet before connecting with a knife-edge chop! Mike covers his chest with his arm, but Christian rips it away before connecting with a second chop! He battles him back to the turnbuckle with the chops, and right as soon as he gets him to the corner.
Chuck Thompson: A great match here tonight and it looks like Christian is ready for Mike Maddox here!
Steve White: Both of these guys want this win can they get it?
Mike reverses a chop, and pushes Christian back into the corner. He starts delivering swift kicks right into the midsection, until he’s forced to a seated position. Mike runs against the ropes and comes back to go for a running kick to him, but he’s able to roll out of the way! Christian is quick to push himself to his own feet, as Mike turns towards him. Christian connects with a left jab, immediately followed with a right hook to send him dazed against the ropes.
Chuck Thompson: Mike coming back but James Christian refuses to let him get an inch of control in this match!
Steve White: Mike has underestimated Christian here. Christian is an intense competitor, he just needs a few wins to really get rolling!
Christian sends Mike across the ring with an Irish whip, and catches him with a power slam on the way back, in the center of the ring! Christian hooks the leg, and the referee counts.
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KICK OUT!
Christian shakes his head a but pushes Mike back down to the canvas and is apparently going for a second cover, but instead quickly manages to grab his arm and lock in a crossface!
Chuck Thompson: Crossface! Crossface! Christian has that arm away from Maddox and his neck and face locked tight!
Steve White: He has that hold locked in pretty well, will Mike tap out!?
Mike starts struggling a bit. Suddenly, Mike is able to roll Christian up so his shoulders touch the canvas, and the referee has to count.
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KICK OUT!
Both of the men get up to their feet, as Mike is shaking his neck in pain. James Christian stares at him for a moment before hoisting him up to his shoulders! Mike doesn’t go quietly as he struggles, elbowing James in the head repeatedly.
Steve White: James trying to take out Mike right here but Mike doesn’t want to lose it right here!
Chuck Thompson: Mike’s gonna get out of James’ grasp!
Mike reaches out for the ropes desperately, but is unable to reach them. Christian lifts him up further and brings him down to the canvas with a massive slam! He quickly rolls him over and hooks the leg.
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KICK OUT!
Christian slams the mat with his fist, as he becomes frustrated. He pops back up to his feet, and hits the far side ropes. On the return, he launches up into the air for a elbow drop. But Mike rolls out of the way, as Christian comes crashing down on the canvas.
Steve White: Mike stays alive!
Mike then gets up to his feet, and starts to measure Christian for a big move. He goes for it, and hits Christian with a dropkick to the head. Mike then picks up Christian from the mat and Christian out of desperation punches Mike in the face! Christian swings again but Mike blocks it, boots him in the gut and hits Christian with the Love Guns! Mike Covers!
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: Mike picks up the win. What a close match!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Mike Maddox!
Chuck Thompson: Well both men put on an amazing contest but Mike picks up a much needed win! Christian however should not be disappointed or discouraged by this loss, instead he just needs to try and win his next match to break out into the next rank of Mayhem.
Mike looks down at Christian and raises his arms in victory as the fans give a mixed reaction. Mike looks at Christian as he gets up and extends his hand. Christian looks apprehensive but eventually shakes Mike’s hand.
Chuck Thompson: Great match… But an even better show of respect by the two competitors.
James raises Mike’s hand as the fans cheer but out of nowhere, James hits Mike with a big Superman Punch to the head! He drops Mike and starts taunting him as he lies, half conscious on the mat!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! James Christian you prick! What a punch by Christian! He took out an unsuspecting Maddox when it seemed like he was showing respect! And what gets me more… He doesn’t even care!
Maddox starts to come to but James Christian rolls out of the ring and flips him off. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the Management Offices backstage where Joanna Isabella-Rissi is standing ready with a mic. She addresses the public.
Joanna Isabella-Rissi: Ladies and Gentlemen last week the notion to make the added match type to Silver Kazama vs. David Gideon Smith at Trial of Tears a vote between all of the EHWF Superstars was going forward until I received a message from a representative from Silver Kazama’s camp early yesterday morning.
The fans give a mixed reaction back in the arena as they watch the announcement on the tron now.
Joanna Isabella-Rissi: David Gideon Smith let management know the day after Mayhem that his match type choice would be the C4 Match! The message I received from Silver Kazama stated that Silver is fine with David’s choice and would also like to fight for the World Championship in a C4 Match.
The fans continue their mixed reaction.
Joanna Isabella-Rissi: So… On the 29th of June in Melbourne Australia at Trail of Tears… It will be Silver Kazama taking on David Gideon Smith for the World Championship in a C4 Match! … Thanks for your time.
The fans are still mixed as they process this. The tron flickers off as Patricia makes her way back in the ring with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The following tag team match is set for one fall!
A hush goes over the crowd as the lights lower to a level that is just above off. The sound of a woman's voice can be heard over the loud speakers. "Help me Handsome Devil! You're my only hope!" With that, "Invincible" by OK GO hits the loud speaker and the once quite crowed bursts into a earth shaking roar as Handsome Devil bursts from out behind the curtain. A huge smile spreads across his face as he looks around at all the screaming fans. He then runs down the ramp, high fiving some of the fans along the way. Not showing any sign of slowing down as he approaches the ring, Devil slides under the bottom rope and continues his way to the opposite ropes where he jumps on to the middle rope and raises his fist with a battle cry. The masked man then jumps off and heads to the middle of the ring and strikes a heroic pose. With a wink to the ladies and a thumbs up to the kids, he turns to and walks over to his corner where he takes a seat on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Handsome Devil!
“Take em Out” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… One of the Jr Heavyweight Champions… Conner Creed!
The arena lights dim as Adelitas Way’s “Scream” begins playing. A woman’s silhouetted figure appears on the stage, and chase lights flash all over the stage/arena and old wrestling footage plays from Rose's many matches at other wrestling federations, many focusing on the several titles she has held over the years. The silhouetted figure remains completely still with her arms at her sides and her feet shoulder width apart. As soon as the lyrics begin, the building erupts in pale green light and Rose thrusts her right fist straight up into the air. She stands for a moment, nodding her head to the music with a big smile on her face. She then skips once and struts down toward the ring, dancing somewhat provocatively and high fiving fans. As the music slows (“I want to take it too far…”), she slides into the ring. She crawls to the middle before hopping up and heading toward the far right corner. She climbs onto the top rope, keeping one foot on the second to keep balance. The lyrics continue, just before the lead singer gets into the chorus, Rose jumps from the top turnbuckle, does a flip in the air and lands as the singer yells “scream” while lip syncing. She then continues to dance, wave, and blow kisses to the audience as her music fades.
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… First Rose!
As the modern day Sinatra, Michael Buble's cover of I've Got the World on a String begins to play through the P.A. System, the tune is challenged by the heap of boos from the audience. Their roars of disapproval only spike when the Venetian born Chris DeAngelo, sporting his typical pair of black trunks with his gilded surname across the rear, kneepads and boots, emerges through the curtain, along with the EHWF Hardcore Championship that sits wrapped around his waist and the black t-shirt with the likeness of his company Silverscreen on in a fine, silver text. A million dollar smile lay on his face as he halts his walk at the end of the stage and takes a gander around the arena, soaking in the energy, while at the same time gripping onto the top of his title with his hands. He doesn't sit for long, and makes his way down the ramp where his strut sometimes finds itself jiving to the tune heard loud inside the packed stadium. His walk up the steps and into the ring finds someway to be even more arrogant, to the crowd's disdain. Once in the ring, he finds himself up one of the turnbuckles closest to the announce desk. With pride evident, he unstraps the title and hoists it high above his hand with his right hand. His music begins to fade as he slings the title over his shoulder and steps off the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The Hardcore Champion… Chris DeAngelo!
DING DING DING!
As the bell sounds Chris lets Rose start the match with Creed and they lock up! Creed turns Rose around and gets her in a rear choke before diving down and taking out the back of her knee with a chop! Creed grabs Rose by the head and picks her up, tossing her in the corner and firing elbow shots upon her! Creed doesn’t let Rose out of the corner as her holds her down and starts hitting shoulder thrusts on her causing the ref to count!
Chuck Thompson: Creed, the recently crowned Jr Heavyweight Champion was a total prick last week when he stole the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt from Aubree Celeste while she was fighting his partner tonight…
Steve White: Well… I’d argue that Creed has as much right to the belt as Aubree does. He is a Jr Heavyweight Champion just like her.
Chuck Thompson: You would think that Steve because you’re a homo!
Creed hooks Rose’s arm and goes to drive her to the mat but she twists out of it and gets him in an armbar! Creed struggle in the hold but is able to power out of it! They lock up and Rose hits Creed with big knees to the stomach of Creed! She follows up by bouncing off of the ropes and hitting him in the face with a running elbow! Creed goes down and Rose lines him up for a kick but Creed gets up and catches her leg, driving her down to the mat then leaping over and tagging in Handsome Devil!
Chuck Thompson: HD gets the tag and he has the advantage!
Steve White: Handsome is one of the hottest signings this year and he’s looking for a win before the Pay Per View to solidify his new name!
Rose gets up and is surprised to see Handsome eerily standing behind her. She swings but he blocks and jabs her in the gut then hits her with a snapmere! Handsome pushes her to the mat and quickly covers her!
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KICK OUT!
He picks Rose up and tosses her into the corner! He runs at her for a corner clothesline but she jumps up and boots him in the head! She regains herself but Handsome doesn’t seem phased by her kick, which shocks her. He grabs Rose and hits her with a big scoopslam! He quickly hooks both of her legs!
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KICK OUT!
Handsome shakes his head and waves his fist at Rose, grabbing her and pushing her back down to the mat, covering her once again!
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KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Handsome has to do more damage than that! If he wants to put away Rose.
Steve White: Yeah, it’ll take a lot more than that if he wants to pick up his first win against an undefeated competitor and a new champion!
Handsome picks up Rose and goes to Irish whip her but he pulls her back right into a big belly-to-belly suplex! Rose lies hurt on the mat but is closer to DeAngelo now and crawls over for a tag! She gets to him but he doesn’t tag in, instead DeAngelo is busy looking through his phone as he faces away from Rose. The fans boo.
Chuck Thompson: DeAngelo! Wake the fuck up and get off of your phone! Rose needs a tag!
Steve White: What’s he doing!?
DeAngelo continues scanning through his phone, ignoring Rose! Handsome comes up before she fully gets to the corner and drags her away! Handsome starts booting the crap out of Rose with big stomps to the head and face! Handsome sprawls a hurt Rose down on the mat then drops a big knee across her head! Rose is busted up and starts badly bleeding as Handsome covers her once more!
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ROPE BREAK!
Chuck Thompson: Oh so close! So damn close for Handsome right there!
Steve White: What the hell, Chris DeAngelo isn’t even paying attention… He didn’t even try to stop that then. What’s his problem, why is he leaving Rose hanging like this? Is he that selfish!?
Rose is badly hurt and bleeding on the mat as it appears there’s nothing she can do to damage Handsome Devil. He grins as he grabs her legs and drags her to the center of the ring away from the ropes. Not being able to hurt him, Rose quickly pushes Handsome off of her with all her might from her legs, sending Handsome back to his corner. He gets back up to go grab her but Creed tags himself in. Just like last week with Thor, he gets into an argument with his latest blind tagger.
Chuck Thompson: Uh oh! It’s happening again. Last week Handsome managed to do all the work and Thor tagged himself in and this week it looks like he’s put down Rose and Creed has tagged himself in!
Steve White: Well Handsome has every right to be pissed off!
The ref forces Handsome on the apron. Creed comes in and dishes out some sweet boots to Rose who really needs a tag. Creed picks her up and tosses her to the corner. He runs at her but she boots him in the head and makes a break for DeAngelo but Creed comes back and nails her with a massive running STO! Rose goes down and Creed laughs. He turns back to face her but as he does he double takes on the outside as the fans go wild. Aubree Celeste is on the outside and makes her way to the broadcast area! She grabs the Jr Heavyweight Championship Belt, Creed took from her last week and takes it back, walking back up the ramp!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree is here! YES! I got to see Aubree! This night isn’t a total waste!
Steve White: Oh shut up Chuck! It looks like she took belt the Jr Heavyweight Championship back though…
Aubree leaves backstage and a pissed off Creed rages. Just as he turns to the ref to tell him, Rose springs up off the distraction and hits him with Tansy! The fans go nuts as Creed goes down out of nowhere!
Chuck Thompson: She hit it! She hit it! Creed is down! Wait wha?
Rose takes a second on the ropes to get herself together but Chris DeAngelo reaches over and tags himself in! The fans boo as Rose can’t believe it. DeAngelo arrogantly gets up on the top rope and dives down on Creed! He hooks his legs and uses the ropes for assistance, disgusting the fans even more…
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Rose and the Hardcore Champion… Chris DeAngelo!
Rose looks up at DeAngelo who is celebrating, not knowing how to act. Handsome Devil already is walking to the bad as Creed stands on the outside, looking angry at the entrance. We fade out as DeAngelo parades around with his title belt.
We come back to the arena as Patricia gets in the ring with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The following match is a hardcore match and it’s set for one fall!
DJ really just has the generic "good guy" entrance. He bursts out onto the stage from the back, pausing for a moment to take a look around at all of the cheering fans. He then nods his head and takes off down the ramp, stopping to shake some hands and point at certain signs that he likes. He stops himself once again in front of the ring, taking a deep breath before he leaps up onto the apron, yelling out as he holds onto the ropes. He then proceeds to vault himself over the top rope, climbing the nearest turnbuckle to raise his arms up into the air as his theme song dies down.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… DJ Moore!
The opening riff to "Ruina Imperii" by Sabaton echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Sin Incarnate… Sahta Thor!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Thor and DJ Moore lock up. Thor quickly knees Moore in the gut then uppercuts him in the midsection, sending him to the mat with the single blow! DJ Moore coughs on the mat but Thor shows no mercy and begins to stomp him out with vicious boots to the front of Moore on the mat!
Steve White: And Thor is fighting an intense match here tonight… Not letting Moore get and inch in this one at all!
Chuck Thompson: Thor is really taking it to Moore! He really must want the win after suffering a loss to Silver and Aubree last week in tag team action.
Thor leaves Moore bleeding on the mat. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair! He slides back in the ring with it and waits until Moore gets on his hands and knees! Thor slams the chair over Moore’s back continuously until Moore is motionless on the mat!
Steve White: Thor has brutalized Moore with the steel chair… He’s a bloody mess on the mat!
Chuck Thompson: I think tonight Thor is really sending a message here!
Thor slams the chair over DJ’s back a few more times before heading outside the ring again. He pulls out a table and slides it into the ring! The fans are cheering but DJ Moore starts stirring. Thor gets in the ring and sets up the table! DJ slowly gets to one knee only to be grabbed by Thor and have his head slammed off the table! Thor picks him up again and rolls him on the table!
Steve White: Oh no! Not this! Thor, you’ve done enough by gawd! The kid is bleeding and hurt why do you have to take it this far!
Chuck Thompson: It’s an old side of Thor I never thought I’d see again but he’s come out here, beaten Moore, shocked us all and is fighting with something to prove!
Thor gets up on the table with Moore and picks him up! Thor puts Moore through the table with the Parasite Eve! The fans shrill as a mangled and unconscious Moore is left in the debris of the table and a pool of his blood! Thor covers him with a smirk!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Sahta Thor!
Thor looks down at Moore and shakes his head as we fade out.
We come back to the arena as Patricia gets in the ring with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The following match is set for one fall!
"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, begins to play on the audio system. As the song truly kicks in, Ryan Mercury appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He has gold wrestling tights on, with black tribal-like markings. These are accompanied by black elbow pads, knee pads and boots. He has a black t-shirt on too, which reads "Unfinished Business" in fancy font, across the middle, overlapping a caricature of himself. The young superstar smirks and then holds his arms up, wide in the air. The crowd boo and hiss at his display of arrogance. He walks down the ramp, pointing and laughing at various members of the front row in the process. Once he arrives at the ringside, he slowly climbs into the battleground via the middle ropes. He ventures up the bottom left turnbuckle and pulls his t-shirt off, throwing it to the ringside. He flexes his muscles and shows off before dropping back down to the canvass. As his music fades, he walks over to the referee and mumbles a few quiet words in his ear.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Ryan Mercury!
"300 Orchestra Violin Theme Remix" by Jorge Quintero begins to play, as Bill Ryder immediately emerges from behind the curtain, his head lowered towards the ramp beneath his feet, a black hood which is seen draped over his head; covering his facial features, his North American title draped over his right shoulder. He stops at the top of the ramp as he simply cocks his head upwards, his eyes scan the ring never taking his eyes off of his opponent; just before he slowly begins to walk towards the ring. He walks the three single metal steps just before stepping inside the ring; his eyes never stray away from his opponent while he removes the hood from his upper body tossing it to the outside floor beyond the ring. He slowly hands his North American championship to the official as he awaits for the bell.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The North American Champion… Bill Ryder!
DING DING DING!
Bill and Ryan step into the center of the ring after the bell rings. Bill glares at Ryan, who simply just looks out at the crowd and smirks. Bill shoves Ryan back, but Ryan catches himself. He looks at Bill and laughs as he steps back up and gets into Bill's face. Bill starts yelling at Ryan, something about respect. Ryan retorts with "Respect my elders?" This pisses Bill off, who goes for a right hand that is blocked by Ryan. Ryan then responds by slapping Bill hard across the face, causing the crowd to shout in unison "OHHHH!!!!!!"
Chuck Thompson: Look at that, Steve! Ryan Mercury showing his form of respect for his elders!
Steve White: I don't think that was a smart move on Mercury's part, Chuck...
Chuck Thompson: Are you kidding me, Steve!? Of course it was!
Ryan raises his right fist into the air with a big smile on his face as Bill stumbles back a bit, holding a hand over his cheek, a look of shock on his face at first that quickly turns to anger. Ryan is bragging to Dawson Hayes at ringside about slapping Bill, so he doesn't see Bill coming. Bill hooks his arms around Ryan's waist and lifts him up. Ryan's eyes widen up in shock, as he tries to pull Bill's hands apart to break his grasp. Bill steps back before Ryan can try to grab at the ropes, before spinning around and slamming Ryan onto the mat on his face, chest and stomach. Bill quickly jumps to his feet only to drop a kneedrop across Ryan's lower back. Ryan holds his back in pain as Bill stays on the attack, lifting Ryan up to his feet by his pulling on his hair. The referee warns Bill about the hair, right as Bill shoves Ryan's face to make him step back a bit. Bill then smashes Ryan in the side of his face with a back elbow. Ryan spins around, holding his face in pain and leans against the ropes to keep his balance.
Steve White: See, Chuck? I told you it wasn't a smart move. Bill Ryder has been on an outrageous offensive ever since Mercury disrespectfully slapped him in the face.
Chuck Thompson: Steve, relax. This is all part of Mercury's plan, I'm sure. Just wait and see!
Bill goes for the attack again, but Dawson yells to Ryan, warning him that Bill is behind him. Ryan quickly spins around and swings a huge right fist right into Bill's face. Bill hits the mat hard while Ryan shakes the pain from his right fist.
Chuck Thompson: Boom! Bill Ryder goes down like a sack of potatoes after he feels the Hand of the Great Shah! Told you Ryan had a plan, Steve!
Ryan quickly goes for the cover.
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Bill kicks out!
Steve White: He may have had a plan, Chuck...but it wasn't enough to put Bill Ryder away!
Ryan looks at the ref, a little bit angry as he argues that it should have been three. Ryan keeps arguing with the ref as Bill rolls over to the apron...only to get booted right in the face by Dawson Hayes. Bill rolls back towards the center of the ring, holding his face in pain. Ryan quickly shoves the referee aside and goes for another pin.
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Kickout!
Steve White: Ryder kicks out after a sneak attack by Dawson Hayes.
Chuck Thompson: What do you mean, sneak attack? If Bill would have been paying attention...he would have known not to roll to that side of the ring!
Ryan shakes his head in anger, as he gets up to his feet. He stomps down on Bill a few times. He does a quick taunt, before leaping up into the air and looking for the Spectacular Elbow. Bill rolls out of the way just in time, though! Ryan holds his elbow in pain, as Bill slowly starts to climb to his feet. Ryan follows suit, and charges at Bill. Bill ducks a clothesline. As Ryan bounces off the opposite ropes and comes flying back at Bill, Bill follows up by lifting Ryan up and spinning him around, dropping down with a huge tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam! He goes for the cover.
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Kickout!
Steve White: A huge tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam out of nowhere from Bill Ryder!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, Steve, but it still didn't get the job done. It will take more than that to beat Ryan Mercury!
Bill pushes himself up to his feet, watching as Ryan starts to pull himself up as well. Bill bounces off of the ropes as Ryan is now on his knees. As Bill comes back at Ryan, Ryan is in a hunched over position. Bill hooks his arms around Ryan's neck as he spins around, planting the back of Ryan's head into the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is on fire as Bill pounds his fist onto the mat before once again pushing himself up to his feet. Ryan rolls out under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring where Dawson rushes over to check on him. Dawson tries to help Ryan up, who is now using help from the announce table to pick himself up to his feet.
Steve White: Bill Ryder is on fire tonight, Chuck! And once again showing us what a great athlete he is!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, yeah...I still don't see how you could think he's better than Ryan Mercury, though.
Dawson is checking to make sure Ryan is okay, who just nods at him and goes to get back into the ring. As he does so, Bill once again bounces off the ropes and charges in Ryan's direction. Bill leaps off of the mat, flying over the top rope while flipping in mid air. Dawson sees this coming, and quickly shoves Ryan out of the way at the last second, causing Bill to land on him instead. The crowd goes wild, as Ryan sits up and crawls back a bit, his eyes wide with surprise as Bill is quick to get back to his feet. Bill notices that it was Dawson instead of Ryan, but still yells out to the crowd.
Steve White: Did you see that, Chuck!? Right in front of us! The best seats in the house, I tell you!
Bill gave Steve a thumbs up...then suddenly...his nose wrinkles up, and he sneezes right onto Chuck Thompson!
Chuck Thompson: What the hell!? Did he seriously just sneeze on me!? When there's been reports of him having the fucking flu!? That bastard! I better not get sick from this!
Steve White: Ha ha ha! That was priceless!
Bill grabs a washrag from one of the trainers at ringside to wipe his face, before holding up a thumbs up into the air to signal that everything is okay. Ryan has climbed back up to his feet as Bill walks his way. Bill goes to grab Ryan, who suddenly spits into Bill's face! Bill stumbles back, wiping the spit from his face as Ryan quickly rolls into the ring after hearing the referee's count that was blocked out by the roar of the crowd.
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Bill quickly slides into the ring before the ref counts to ten. Ryan is quick to start stomping on the back of Bill's head, though. Ryan begins to lift Bill up by his hair, only for Bill to jump up and hit Ryan with the Blackout! The crowd once again erupts!
Steve White: The Blackout from Bill Ryder! He could put Ryan away right here, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck Bill Ryder, that little sneezing mother fucker! Come on, Ryan! Knock that flu right out of him! Don't let me down!
Instead of going for the cover, Bill instead starts to stalk Ryan. Ryan holds his face in pain, while Bill kneels down a bit, waiting for Ryan to climb back to his feet. Ryan slowly starts to sit up, shaking the cobwebs out of his head before he starts to push himself up to his feet.
Chuck Thompson: Watch out, Ryan! Bill is looking to finish you off! Dawson! Get up! Warn Ryan!
Ryan now uses the ropes to help him to his feet, and is now facing into a turnbuckle, once again shaking out the effects of the Blackout. Once he turns around, he sees Bill charge at him, looking for the Midnight Storm spear. Ryan impressively leaps over Bill, who goes crashing face first into the middle padded turnbuckle! Bill pushes himself up to his feet, and stumbles back...now he's the one shaking off the effects of his face smashing right into the turnbuckle. He doesn't have long to recover, however, as Ryan charges at Bill. He leaps up, spinning in the air as he hooks his hands around Bill's neck. He then comes crashing down, smashing the back of Bill's head with the All is Dust neckbreaker!
Chuck Thompson: ALL IS DUST! IT'S OVER! BILL RYDER IS DONE!
The force and momentum of the move causes Bill to flip over onto his stomach, however. As Ryan goes for the quick pin, he realizes this and begins to roll Bill over. He goes for the quick cover, hooking the inside leg as the referee goes for the count.
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Thr..NO! SHOULDER UP!
Steve White: He got his shoulder up! Bill Ryder digs down deep to somehow get his shoulder up after Ryan hits All is Dust!
Chuck Thompson: NO WAY! I bet if Ryan wouldn't have had to roll him over, that would have definitely been a three count, Steve!
The crowd is going wild, now starting a "This is awesome" chant. Ryan rolls over, asking the ref if he's sure it wasn't a three count. Ryan slowly pushes himself up to his feet.
It was at this time that we see Brandon Bash makes his way down to ringside to a chorus of boos. He walks around to ring to check on Dawson Hayes, who has now gotten back up to his feet.
Steve White: What is Brandon Bash doing out here!?
Chuck Thompson: Well, Steve...he is one of the EHWF board members. He can be out here if he wants to be!
Steve White: But everyone knows there's bad blood between him and Bill Ryder. There's no way he's only out here to watch!
Brandon asks Dawson if he's okay, and Dawson nods. Meanwhile, inside of the ring Ryan has climbed back up to his feet while Bill is using the ropes to help him up to his feet. Once Bill is up to his feet, he stumbles back a bit before turning around right into a big dropkick from Ryan! Bill falls back onto the mat, as Ryan runs at the ropes and leaps onto the middle rope. He then springboards back, doing a backflip in the air as he looks for a lionsault. Bill rolls out of the way, as Ryan sees it in time and lands right on his feet. The momentum, however, causes Ryan to stumble back. Bill quickly leaps up to his feet as Ryan bounces off of the ropes. As Ryan charges at Bill, he is suddenly sent crashing down to the mat after Bill sends his right foot crashing into Ryan's face! The crowd pops as Bill hits the Ryde of Your Life! Bill collapses down to the mat next to Ryan, as the crowd is going wild!
Steve White: The Ryde of Your Life! Mark another line underneath Bill Ryder's win column, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: No! This can't be happening!
On the outside of the ring, Bash can be seen handing the North American Championship to Dawson and whispering something to him. Dawson nods to Bash, signaling that he understands. Bash then rushes around to the opposite side of the ring just as Bill slowly starts to roll over to pin Ryan. Bash hops up onto the apron, and yells at the referee. The crowd boos loudly as Bill's arm drapes across Ryan's chest for the pin, but the referee doesn't see it as Bash yells at him. This goes on for a few moments, and causes Bill to get up and head towards the referee to get his attention back onto the match. Ryan starts to roll over, holding his jaw in pain while Dawson hops up onto the apron with the North American Championship.
Steve White: You've got to be kidding me! This match should be over right now!
Chuck Thompson: Come on, Steve! Brandon Bash is just making sure the referee stays on the top of his game!
Steve White: Well, what the hell is Dawson Hayes doing now, then!? Making sure Bill gets his title!?
Dawson is trying to get Ryan's attention by waving the North American Championship at him. This catches Bill's attention right as he was about to tap the ref on the shoulder. Bill turns around, and then leaps at Dawson, sending his right foot crashing across Dawson's jaw for another Ryde of Your Life! The crowd once again goes wild, as the North American Championship flies into the ring!
Steve White: Well, looks like that won't work, Chuck! Bill takes Hayes out with another Ryde of Your Life! Brandon might as well call the medics...this match is done!
That was when Bill suddenly hunched over, grabbing his crotch in pain after Ryan delivered a low blow! Brandon still has the ref's attention, as Ryan quickly jumps to his feet and grabs Bill's closest arm. He then hooks his leg over the back of Bill's head and pulls back. Ryan would then snap forward, driving the back of Bill's head right into his own championship with the Deathtouch!
Chuck Thompson: DEATHTOUCH! This has GOT to be it, Steve! Ryan Mercury is about to show the world that Bill Ryder shouldn't even be the North American Champion right now!
Steve White: That's not right! Brandon Bash distracted the referee, allowing Ryan to hit the low blow and then land the Deathtouch right onto the North American Championship!
Ryan slowly rolls Bill's motionless body over and hooks both legs. Brandon points at the cover, causing the referee to turn around and go for the count.
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3!
The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as Ryan rolls off of Bill's body, and the referee grabs his right wrist and raises Ryan's hand into the air. Bill rolls out of the ring, hurt and tired. He looks up and to his confusion and Ryan’s as well. Sahta Thor is standing at the top of the ramp watching them…
Steve White: Wh… What’s Thor doing out here? Why’s he just standing there?
Bill stares back at him but back in the ring Mercury shakes his head and goes back to celebrating as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring for one last time tonight as Patricia gets in the ring ready to announce the main event.
We come back to the arena as Patricia gets in the ring with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following main event contest is an elimination handicap match!
Eli Sykes’ music goes off as he; David Arnold and Van Jam all come out onto the stage. None of the look particularly friendly with each other as they don’t talk but they manage to get down the ramp and in the ring and wait for their two opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The team of Eli Sykes, David Arnold and Van Jameson!
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “Not Gonna Die" by Skillet hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “Not Gonna Die” fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… Silver Kazama!
The choral build of "Birthright" signals the impending arrival of David Smith. The arena is filled with dim, cold blue light punctuated by white strobes that pulse in time with the opening riff, and white lasers form a shimmering archway around the entrance. The EHWF Champion appears as the first verse begins, garbed in all-black, a floor-length duster swirling around his lean frame. Notably absent from his person is the title belt itself, and the fans begin to raucously boo DGS as he stands atop the ramp, surveying the darkened arena with a slow, measured turn of the head. With equal slowness he raises his arms up from his sides, extending them out to either side of him and fully splaying his fingers, opening himself up to the fans' hatred. Basking in it, even.
He lowers his arms after a few moments and starts down the ramp, now solely focused on the ring. Ascending the steel steps, he walks to the center of the apron and turns outward, surveying the crowd once again, his face a mask of unassailable calm. He strikes the same pose as before, raising his arms and fully opening his hands, before stepping through the ropes into the ring. After removing his duster and tossing it to the outside, he goes to one corner and leans his back against it, waiting patiently for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally his partner… The EHWF Champion… David Smith!
DING DING DING!
The match begins with David Smith not even acknowledging Silver and starting the match with Eli Sykes. Sykes taunts and teases David as the two lock up! They fight for control but both come to a stalemate. Eli knees David in the gut and starts hammering him with hard forearms to the back! Eli drags David over to the corner and quickly tags in Van Jameson! Eli holds David up as Van Jameson hits David with three big punches to the side!
Steve White: And Eli quickly does the damage and tags in Van Jameson there. That’s smart and its quick tags and tactics like that that will win this match if their team can stay focused…
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think this is looking good for the champ and his contender. I just don’t think they can work together and the odds are stacked against them tonight.
David swings at Van Jameson but Van ducks him and jumps in the air, both legs ready hitting David with the Van Jaminator! The fans lose it as Van Jameson takes the world champion down to the mat!
Steve White: VAN JAMINATOR… BAH GAWD HE HIT IT!
Chuck Thompson: Did you see that!! Van fucking Jaminator!
Van quickly turns his attention to Silver on the apron and hits him with a Van Jaminator of his own! Silver falls off of the apron to the ground outside as Van looks out to the fans and taunts them! Van Jameson goes to focus back on the match. He turns around and suddenly… SPEAR! David hits Van Jameson with a massive spear and hooks both of his legs!
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3!
Patricia Downs: Van Jameson has been eliminated!
Steve White: I can’t believe Van Jameson was eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Those Van Jaminators though…
Just as Van Jam is eliminated Eli Sykes runs back in and starts stomping the hell out of David! He picks David up and rams him into the corner but David pounds Eli Sykes’ back and gets up. The two begin trading lefts and rights until it turns into a fistfight in the middle of the ring! David drops Eli with a right hand and when Eli gets up David lifts him up and hits him with a bodydrop! Eli tries to roll to David Arnold but David Smith drags him back to the center. David starts stomping out Eli but Eli rolls out of it and gets up in the corner! They lock up again and again David gets control by kneeing Sykes in the midsection and tossing him to the mat! Sykes gets up and instead of locking up with David again he shoots his leg and takes him down!
Steve White: Eli Sykes taking out David’s leg like that out of desperation! It may have worked though.
Chuck Thompson: These guys lost Van Jam early. It’s like a normal match now!
David holds his leg in pain but Sykes takes no mercy and starts stomping out David’s leg. Silver calls for a tag but David refuses to even look at Silver. David tries to get out of it but Eli keeps doing damage to David’s leg with big stomps! David rolls away but Eli runs up and boots David in the side back to his corner where a defiant Silver tags himself in! Silver springs over the ropes and hits Eli with a big missile dropkick! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Silver Kazama! Silver Kazama!
They get up and Silver takes Eli down and starts pounding him on the mad with big rights and lefts! Eli pushes Silver off of him. They get up and Silver swings but Eli ducks and boots Silver in the midsection, taking him out with a snap DDT! With Silver on the mat in pain an illegal David Smith runs in and blindsides Eli Sykes, hitting him with a spear! The ref grabs David and pulls him away as Silver sees Eli on the mat and quickly covers him!
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3!
Patricia Downs: Eli Sykes has been eliminated!
Steve White: Dammit David! His rage got in the way and he just cost Eli Sykes this match with that illegal spear! Wait your damn turn or tag out idiot! How unfair!
Chuck Thompson: Those Van Jaminators though…
Eli argues with the ref but is rounded to the outside. David Arnold runs in and picks up Silver, driving him into the corner and hitting him with big knees to the midsection! Silver is in pain and pushes Arnold off of him! They lock up but Arnold keeps hammering Silver with big shots all over! Silver drops down and hits a jawbreaker out of desperation! He looks back at David Smith on the apron and realizes he wont get any help there so he locks back up with Arnold! Arnold forces Silver into the corner and starts stomping him out!
Steve White: Well amazingly its 1 on 2 in the favour of the team the odds were stacked against in the beginning… Silver looks to be in pain here and a tag out would have been good but you can see there is no trust between those two men!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know if Arnold can pull it off here tonight but if he could it would be amazing!
Arnold tosses Silver to the mat! He picks him up and hoists him onto his back but suddenly Arnold is distracted as TQ Smooth and an unknown man start walking down the ramp!
Steve White: TQ Smooth is out here! Uh… Why!?
Chuck Thompson: And who is that guy with him…
The man with him is decked out in a pair of jeans and a tank top that says “Game” on it. They get to the outside and it’s enough to distract Arnold as Silver struggles and is able to shift them to the corner where David Smith reaches over and tags himself in! Arnold drops Silver and goes to face Smith but David Smith runs up and spears both Arnold and Kazama! The fans are shocked as David covers!
Steve White: David speared both his opponent and his partner!?
Chuck Thompson: I knew that was comin’!
David hooks both of Arnold’s legs as the ref counts!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The EHWF Champion… David Smith and Silver Kazama!
TQ and his friend drag Arnold out of the ring! His friend in the “Game” shirt starts stomping him out on the outside as TQ yells at him.
TQ Smooth: You wanna lose me that match last week huh? You and Christian cost me that match and you’ll pay!
TQ and the man pick up Arnold and toss him into the steel steps! Silver Kazama gets up and looks at David Smith in rage as Smith just smirks. Silver looks on at the situation on the outside. Silver doesn’t do anything. Instead he comes into the center of the ring and stares at Smith. Smith doesn’t back down and gets in Silver’s face, both men with intensity in their eyes.
Steve White: Well I got no idea why TQ came out here with one of his boys and assaulted David but it seems he blames him for last week maybe?
Chuck Thompson: Forget that! Are David Smith and Silver Kazama going to brawl right here right now!?
Kazama and Smith don’t fight. Both men are willing and ready but just stare each other down. We fade out as they get in each other’s faces. We cut to the EHWF Logo ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers on the face of this earth, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! We welcome you to another amazing edition of Friday Night Mayhem and coming off the amazing events and announcements we saw last week, this is going to be a truly amazing night!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right, it’s going to be incredible Steve. Coming off of Aces High and off of last week! Last week not only did we see Brandon Bash take RNRG’s spot as a Board Member but we also saw David Gideon Smith end Misfit’s career possibly just to send a message to Silver Kazama, his opponent at Trail of Tears. This week, after another questionable call from Black Man, Silver and David will fight in a handicap match!
Steve White: Can they co-exist or will their team fall apart like last time and cost them the match? I can’t wait to see! Also on the card we have the Northern American Champion Bill Ryder facing Ryan Mercury in a blockbuster co main event that could very well steal the show!
Chuck Thompson: That match is going to be jizzworthy but what about that hardcore match between DJ Moore and Sahta Thor? I’m really looking forward to it. Thor has had ups and downs since he’s returned but he’s put in great efforts and even taken out guys like Scotty Paine and Mike Maddox. He’s just a little off, making back to the big time but he could do it tonight by beating Moore. Black Man won’t make it easy for him though as it will be contested under hardcore rules!
Steve White: You gotta love that! A Hardcore Match to break up such an amazing card! Anything could happen tonight, I can’t wait Chuck. Lets start the show!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The opening match is a last brother standin’ match!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… TQ Smooth!
The arena goes black, a chill moves through the arena as the fans are in anticipation… Suddenly the sound of "Bad Guy" by Eminem hits the PA System in the sold out arena, as gold and silver lasers reflect throughout the arena... As we see the future of professional wrestling emerge through the curtain. A tall, lengthy athlete wearing a black hoodie with the words "ILL" on it as the lights flicker on, Keyshaun Jones makes his way down the ramp full of confident as he interacts with his fans. He continues down the ramp, slides under the bottom rope and spins around the ring slowly.. he takes off the hoodie throws it into the crowd full of confidence, climbs the nearside turnbuckle raises his right arm to a nice ovation. Keyshaun now stands in the center of the ring ready to embark on his battle.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Keyshaun Jones!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: TQ Smooth vs. Keyshaun Jones
The match begins and Keyshaun and TQ Smooth start brawling with left and right hands as an intense fistfight breaks out! TQ Smooth whips Keyshaun into the corner and tackles him, hitting him with corner thrusts to follow up! Keyshaun falls to his knees and TQ goes to the outside. He looks around at the weapons provided and grabs a six-pack of grape soda! The fans cheer as TQ gets back in the ring with it!
Steve White: TQ picked up a six can case of grape soda and he’s approaching Keyshaun with it!
Chuck Thompson: That’s a unique item to have in a match. I wonder what TQ plans on doing with it?
TQ starts beating the shit out of Keyshaun with the case of cans! He smacks it over Keyshaun’s head and starts beating him with it until the case breaks, cans bust open and fly across the ring! Keyshaun rolls out of harms way, beaten but is able to grab one of the half empty cans of grape soda on the mat and take a few swigs!
Steve White: And Keyshaun doing the smart thing after a beating like that and refueling with a sugar hit!
Chuck Thompson: The ring is covered in purple grape soda juice! TQ really did a number with that case but this match is far from over!
Keyshaun rolls out of the ring and TQ gets out and follows him on the outside! TQ goes to grab Keyshaun from behind but Keyshaun turns around and hits him with a tough elbow to the face! Keyshaun grabs TQ by his head and walks him over to a table set up on the outside! He smacks TQ’s head on the table then grabs a bucket of fried chicken set at the table. Keyshaun takes a wing out and takes a bite then tips the chicken out of the bucket and puts it on TQ’s head! Keyshaun then takes a step back and hits TQ with The Final Story! TQ goes down and Keyshaun moves away, letting the ref count!
Steve White: There’s fried chicken and grape soda all over the place! TQ is down after an amazing set of moves from Keyshaun! This is it!
Chuck Thompson: The ref is counting! TQ has to get up by 10 or he wont be the last brother standin’ and as a result will lose the fucking match!
The ref starts counting a downed TQ with a fried chicken bucket on his head on the outside! 1… 2… 3… Still no response… 4… 5… 6… 7… TQ starts to move and tosses the bucket off of his head. He gets up at 7 and Keyshaun gets pissed, running at TQ and kneeing him in the gut! Keyshaun brings TQ over and smacks his head off of the apron! Keyshaun goes to do it again but TQ puts his boot up and stops it. He pushes Keyshaun off of him and then takes him down with a clothesline! TQ takes the time to then look for a weapon to put Keyshaun down with.
Steve White: TQ just managed to save himself and get up. Keyshaun is stirring on the outside and TQ is looking for a weapon!
Chuck Thompson: What’s he gonna find!?
TQ pulls out a boombox and it comes on, playing a mean 50 Cent track! TQ puts it on his shoulder and runs at Keyshaun, nailing him in the head with it! Keyshaun goes down and the boombox breaks, haulting the music! The fans cheer as TQ tosses the broken boombox on the ground, watching Keyshaun bleed on the ground!
Steve White: Keyshaun is busted open after a big shot with that boombox! TQ is a ruthless individual!
Chuck Thompson: Get up Keyshaun! This one isn’t over yet!
The ref comes over and starts counting Keyshaun down! 1… 2… 3… 4… Keyshaun starts to move. 5… Keyshaun begins getting back up to his feet but TQ jumps on him and sits on his chest, pounding his face with big right hands! Keyshaun is bleeding badly but can feel that he’s about to lose, so he desperately gets up and pushes TQ Smooth into the barricade! Keyshaun gets up to his feet all groggy as he stumbles around looking for something to hit TQ with! Keyshaun looks under the ring and pulls out a crowbar. He walks up to TQ and swings but TQ ducks it and boots Keyshaun in the gut then hits him with a Snap DDT right on the outside!
Steve White: TQ avoids that crowbar! TQ saw this match flash before his eyes and was able to keep this one alive!
Chuck Thompson: What’s TQ doing now!?
TQ looks around for a weapon but only finds a 2 Chains album. He grabs it and walks up to Keyshaun beating him in the head with the album case! Keyshaun goes down to the ramp as TQ keeps beating him in the head with it! TQ starts stomping out Keyshaun! The ref comes over and stops TQ as he counts the bloody Keyshaun! 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Keyshaun begins to show signs of life but the beating from the 2 Chains album case was too severe. 6… 7… 8… 9… 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Your last brother standin’ and the winner of this match… TQ Smooth!
TQ gets up. He looks around, getting his arm raised by the ref but he snatches his arm back and picks up the 2 Chains CD. He grabs a Walkman from near the ring and puts it in, listening to the album. We fade out to a commercial.
We open back up to the ring where Patricia is standing with a mic.
Patricia Downs: The following match is set for one fall!
Tired by Stone Sour blasts over the PA systems. Michael Maddox comes on the stage and looks around the crowd before taunting the crowd as the cheer. Maddox is wearing his trademark leather jacket engraved with The Ladies Man On it. Maddox runs down to the ring and slides into the ring and jumps on the nearest turnbuckle taking his leather jacket off and throwing it into the crowd. Maddox jumps off the turnbuckle with a confident look on his face awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Mike Maddox
Your Nightmare Has Only Started…
You’ve been Warned…
Then, after the voice comes through the PA, the opening guitar riff to Alice in Chains "Last of My Kind"begins to blare through the speaker in the arena to mediocre pop from the crowd, but soon that pop would deafening at the very sight of who was emerging from behind the curtain. It was none other the out spoken James Christian. It was almost as if he didn't hear the crowd chant his name but as he stood upon the stage he moved both arms, stretching them out into a cross and slowly moved his head up and locked eyes with the crowd. After a slow scan he began to give the audience a smirk, the first signs of life as he made his down to the ring. Once clearing the aisle he made his way onto the ring apron and then another smirk comes over the rather brooding young man as he scans the arena in front of the fans.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… James Christian!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Mike Maddox vs. James Christian
At the sound of the bell, both Christian and Mike Maddox make their way towards the middle of the ring. Christian goes to lock up with Mike in the center but Mike quickly grabs his arm and spins him around starting to wrench at his arm. Christian is stuck for a moment before he pulls Mike towards him, taking him down with a big clothesline!
Steve White: That almost took Mike Maddox’s head off! Maddox is back after suffering at the hands of Mazzio and Thor at Aces High but it seems like his injuries weren’t that bad.
Chuck Thompson: I thought we had seen the last of Mike.
Mike is holding the back of his head, as Christian rushes against the ropes and meets him as soon as he gets up to connect with a second clothesline! Mike again pops up to his feet, but is met with a third clothesline, and this time Christian grabs him by the head to pull him up to his feet. He forces him to stand all the way to his feet before connecting with a knife-edge chop! Mike covers his chest with his arm, but Christian rips it away before connecting with a second chop! He battles him back to the turnbuckle with the chops, and right as soon as he gets him to the corner.
Chuck Thompson: A great match here tonight and it looks like Christian is ready for Mike Maddox here!
Steve White: Both of these guys want this win can they get it?
Mike reverses a chop, and pushes Christian back into the corner. He starts delivering swift kicks right into the midsection, until he’s forced to a seated position. Mike runs against the ropes and comes back to go for a running kick to him, but he’s able to roll out of the way! Christian is quick to push himself to his own feet, as Mike turns towards him. Christian connects with a left jab, immediately followed with a right hook to send him dazed against the ropes.
Chuck Thompson: Mike coming back but James Christian refuses to let him get an inch of control in this match!
Steve White: Mike has underestimated Christian here. Christian is an intense competitor, he just needs a few wins to really get rolling!
Christian sends Mike across the ring with an Irish whip, and catches him with a power slam on the way back, in the center of the ring! Christian hooks the leg, and the referee counts.
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Christian shakes his head a but pushes Mike back down to the canvas and is apparently going for a second cover, but instead quickly manages to grab his arm and lock in a crossface!
Chuck Thompson: Crossface! Crossface! Christian has that arm away from Maddox and his neck and face locked tight!
Steve White: He has that hold locked in pretty well, will Mike tap out!?
Mike starts struggling a bit. Suddenly, Mike is able to roll Christian up so his shoulders touch the canvas, and the referee has to count.
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KICK OUT!
Both of the men get up to their feet, as Mike is shaking his neck in pain. James Christian stares at him for a moment before hoisting him up to his shoulders! Mike doesn’t go quietly as he struggles, elbowing James in the head repeatedly.
Steve White: James trying to take out Mike right here but Mike doesn’t want to lose it right here!
Chuck Thompson: Mike’s gonna get out of James’ grasp!
Mike reaches out for the ropes desperately, but is unable to reach them. Christian lifts him up further and brings him down to the canvas with a massive slam! He quickly rolls him over and hooks the leg.
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KICK OUT!
Christian slams the mat with his fist, as he becomes frustrated. He pops back up to his feet, and hits the far side ropes. On the return, he launches up into the air for a elbow drop. But Mike rolls out of the way, as Christian comes crashing down on the canvas.
Steve White: Mike stays alive!
Mike then gets up to his feet, and starts to measure Christian for a big move. He goes for it, and hits Christian with a dropkick to the head. Mike then picks up Christian from the mat and Christian out of desperation punches Mike in the face! Christian swings again but Mike blocks it, boots him in the gut and hits Christian with the Love Guns! Mike Covers!
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: Mike picks up the win. What a close match!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Mike Maddox!
Chuck Thompson: Well both men put on an amazing contest but Mike picks up a much needed win! Christian however should not be disappointed or discouraged by this loss, instead he just needs to try and win his next match to break out into the next rank of Mayhem.
Mike looks down at Christian and raises his arms in victory as the fans give a mixed reaction. Mike looks at Christian as he gets up and extends his hand. Christian looks apprehensive but eventually shakes Mike’s hand.
Chuck Thompson: Great match… But an even better show of respect by the two competitors.
James raises Mike’s hand as the fans cheer but out of nowhere, James hits Mike with a big Superman Punch to the head! He drops Mike and starts taunting him as he lies, half conscious on the mat!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! James Christian you prick! What a punch by Christian! He took out an unsuspecting Maddox when it seemed like he was showing respect! And what gets me more… He doesn’t even care!
Maddox starts to come to but James Christian rolls out of the ring and flips him off. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the Management Offices backstage where Joanna Isabella-Rissi is standing ready with a mic. She addresses the public.
Joanna Isabella-Rissi: Ladies and Gentlemen last week the notion to make the added match type to Silver Kazama vs. David Gideon Smith at Trial of Tears a vote between all of the EHWF Superstars was going forward until I received a message from a representative from Silver Kazama’s camp early yesterday morning.
The fans give a mixed reaction back in the arena as they watch the announcement on the tron now.
Joanna Isabella-Rissi: David Gideon Smith let management know the day after Mayhem that his match type choice would be the C4 Match! The message I received from Silver Kazama stated that Silver is fine with David’s choice and would also like to fight for the World Championship in a C4 Match.
The fans continue their mixed reaction.
Joanna Isabella-Rissi: So… On the 29th of June in Melbourne Australia at Trail of Tears… It will be Silver Kazama taking on David Gideon Smith for the World Championship in a C4 Match! … Thanks for your time.
The fans are still mixed as they process this. The tron flickers off as Patricia makes her way back in the ring with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The following tag team match is set for one fall!
A hush goes over the crowd as the lights lower to a level that is just above off. The sound of a woman's voice can be heard over the loud speakers. "Help me Handsome Devil! You're my only hope!" With that, "Invincible" by OK GO hits the loud speaker and the once quite crowed bursts into a earth shaking roar as Handsome Devil bursts from out behind the curtain. A huge smile spreads across his face as he looks around at all the screaming fans. He then runs down the ramp, high fiving some of the fans along the way. Not showing any sign of slowing down as he approaches the ring, Devil slides under the bottom rope and continues his way to the opposite ropes where he jumps on to the middle rope and raises his fist with a battle cry. The masked man then jumps off and heads to the middle of the ring and strikes a heroic pose. With a wink to the ladies and a thumbs up to the kids, he turns to and walks over to his corner where he takes a seat on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Handsome Devil!
“Take em Out” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… One of the Jr Heavyweight Champions… Conner Creed!
The arena lights dim as Adelitas Way’s “Scream” begins playing. A woman’s silhouetted figure appears on the stage, and chase lights flash all over the stage/arena and old wrestling footage plays from Rose's many matches at other wrestling federations, many focusing on the several titles she has held over the years. The silhouetted figure remains completely still with her arms at her sides and her feet shoulder width apart. As soon as the lyrics begin, the building erupts in pale green light and Rose thrusts her right fist straight up into the air. She stands for a moment, nodding her head to the music with a big smile on her face. She then skips once and struts down toward the ring, dancing somewhat provocatively and high fiving fans. As the music slows (“I want to take it too far…”), she slides into the ring. She crawls to the middle before hopping up and heading toward the far right corner. She climbs onto the top rope, keeping one foot on the second to keep balance. The lyrics continue, just before the lead singer gets into the chorus, Rose jumps from the top turnbuckle, does a flip in the air and lands as the singer yells “scream” while lip syncing. She then continues to dance, wave, and blow kisses to the audience as her music fades.
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… First Rose!
As the modern day Sinatra, Michael Buble's cover of I've Got the World on a String begins to play through the P.A. System, the tune is challenged by the heap of boos from the audience. Their roars of disapproval only spike when the Venetian born Chris DeAngelo, sporting his typical pair of black trunks with his gilded surname across the rear, kneepads and boots, emerges through the curtain, along with the EHWF Hardcore Championship that sits wrapped around his waist and the black t-shirt with the likeness of his company Silverscreen on in a fine, silver text. A million dollar smile lay on his face as he halts his walk at the end of the stage and takes a gander around the arena, soaking in the energy, while at the same time gripping onto the top of his title with his hands. He doesn't sit for long, and makes his way down the ramp where his strut sometimes finds itself jiving to the tune heard loud inside the packed stadium. His walk up the steps and into the ring finds someway to be even more arrogant, to the crowd's disdain. Once in the ring, he finds himself up one of the turnbuckles closest to the announce desk. With pride evident, he unstraps the title and hoists it high above his hand with his right hand. His music begins to fade as he slings the title over his shoulder and steps off the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The Hardcore Champion… Chris DeAngelo!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Handsome Devil & Conner Creed vs. Rose & Chris DeAngelo
As the bell sounds Chris lets Rose start the match with Creed and they lock up! Creed turns Rose around and gets her in a rear choke before diving down and taking out the back of her knee with a chop! Creed grabs Rose by the head and picks her up, tossing her in the corner and firing elbow shots upon her! Creed doesn’t let Rose out of the corner as her holds her down and starts hitting shoulder thrusts on her causing the ref to count!
Chuck Thompson: Creed, the recently crowned Jr Heavyweight Champion was a total prick last week when he stole the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt from Aubree Celeste while she was fighting his partner tonight…
Steve White: Well… I’d argue that Creed has as much right to the belt as Aubree does. He is a Jr Heavyweight Champion just like her.
Chuck Thompson: You would think that Steve because you’re a homo!
Creed hooks Rose’s arm and goes to drive her to the mat but she twists out of it and gets him in an armbar! Creed struggle in the hold but is able to power out of it! They lock up and Rose hits Creed with big knees to the stomach of Creed! She follows up by bouncing off of the ropes and hitting him in the face with a running elbow! Creed goes down and Rose lines him up for a kick but Creed gets up and catches her leg, driving her down to the mat then leaping over and tagging in Handsome Devil!
Chuck Thompson: HD gets the tag and he has the advantage!
Steve White: Handsome is one of the hottest signings this year and he’s looking for a win before the Pay Per View to solidify his new name!
Rose gets up and is surprised to see Handsome eerily standing behind her. She swings but he blocks and jabs her in the gut then hits her with a snapmere! Handsome pushes her to the mat and quickly covers her!
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He picks Rose up and tosses her into the corner! He runs at her for a corner clothesline but she jumps up and boots him in the head! She regains herself but Handsome doesn’t seem phased by her kick, which shocks her. He grabs Rose and hits her with a big scoopslam! He quickly hooks both of her legs!
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KICK OUT!
Handsome shakes his head and waves his fist at Rose, grabbing her and pushing her back down to the mat, covering her once again!
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KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Handsome has to do more damage than that! If he wants to put away Rose.
Steve White: Yeah, it’ll take a lot more than that if he wants to pick up his first win against an undefeated competitor and a new champion!
Handsome picks up Rose and goes to Irish whip her but he pulls her back right into a big belly-to-belly suplex! Rose lies hurt on the mat but is closer to DeAngelo now and crawls over for a tag! She gets to him but he doesn’t tag in, instead DeAngelo is busy looking through his phone as he faces away from Rose. The fans boo.
Chuck Thompson: DeAngelo! Wake the fuck up and get off of your phone! Rose needs a tag!
Steve White: What’s he doing!?
DeAngelo continues scanning through his phone, ignoring Rose! Handsome comes up before she fully gets to the corner and drags her away! Handsome starts booting the crap out of Rose with big stomps to the head and face! Handsome sprawls a hurt Rose down on the mat then drops a big knee across her head! Rose is busted up and starts badly bleeding as Handsome covers her once more!
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ROPE BREAK!
Chuck Thompson: Oh so close! So damn close for Handsome right there!
Steve White: What the hell, Chris DeAngelo isn’t even paying attention… He didn’t even try to stop that then. What’s his problem, why is he leaving Rose hanging like this? Is he that selfish!?
Rose is badly hurt and bleeding on the mat as it appears there’s nothing she can do to damage Handsome Devil. He grins as he grabs her legs and drags her to the center of the ring away from the ropes. Not being able to hurt him, Rose quickly pushes Handsome off of her with all her might from her legs, sending Handsome back to his corner. He gets back up to go grab her but Creed tags himself in. Just like last week with Thor, he gets into an argument with his latest blind tagger.
Chuck Thompson: Uh oh! It’s happening again. Last week Handsome managed to do all the work and Thor tagged himself in and this week it looks like he’s put down Rose and Creed has tagged himself in!
Steve White: Well Handsome has every right to be pissed off!
The ref forces Handsome on the apron. Creed comes in and dishes out some sweet boots to Rose who really needs a tag. Creed picks her up and tosses her to the corner. He runs at her but she boots him in the head and makes a break for DeAngelo but Creed comes back and nails her with a massive running STO! Rose goes down and Creed laughs. He turns back to face her but as he does he double takes on the outside as the fans go wild. Aubree Celeste is on the outside and makes her way to the broadcast area! She grabs the Jr Heavyweight Championship Belt, Creed took from her last week and takes it back, walking back up the ramp!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree is here! YES! I got to see Aubree! This night isn’t a total waste!
Steve White: Oh shut up Chuck! It looks like she took belt the Jr Heavyweight Championship back though…
Aubree leaves backstage and a pissed off Creed rages. Just as he turns to the ref to tell him, Rose springs up off the distraction and hits him with Tansy! The fans go nuts as Creed goes down out of nowhere!
Chuck Thompson: She hit it! She hit it! Creed is down! Wait wha?
Rose takes a second on the ropes to get herself together but Chris DeAngelo reaches over and tags himself in! The fans boo as Rose can’t believe it. DeAngelo arrogantly gets up on the top rope and dives down on Creed! He hooks his legs and uses the ropes for assistance, disgusting the fans even more…
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Rose and the Hardcore Champion… Chris DeAngelo!
Rose looks up at DeAngelo who is celebrating, not knowing how to act. Handsome Devil already is walking to the bad as Creed stands on the outside, looking angry at the entrance. We fade out as DeAngelo parades around with his title belt.
We come back to the arena as Patricia gets in the ring with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The following match is a hardcore match and it’s set for one fall!
DJ really just has the generic "good guy" entrance. He bursts out onto the stage from the back, pausing for a moment to take a look around at all of the cheering fans. He then nods his head and takes off down the ramp, stopping to shake some hands and point at certain signs that he likes. He stops himself once again in front of the ring, taking a deep breath before he leaps up onto the apron, yelling out as he holds onto the ropes. He then proceeds to vault himself over the top rope, climbing the nearest turnbuckle to raise his arms up into the air as his theme song dies down.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… DJ Moore!
The opening riff to "Ruina Imperii" by Sabaton echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Sin Incarnate… Sahta Thor!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Sahta Thor vs. DJ Moore
The bell rings and Thor and DJ Moore lock up. Thor quickly knees Moore in the gut then uppercuts him in the midsection, sending him to the mat with the single blow! DJ Moore coughs on the mat but Thor shows no mercy and begins to stomp him out with vicious boots to the front of Moore on the mat!
Steve White: And Thor is fighting an intense match here tonight… Not letting Moore get and inch in this one at all!
Chuck Thompson: Thor is really taking it to Moore! He really must want the win after suffering a loss to Silver and Aubree last week in tag team action.
Thor leaves Moore bleeding on the mat. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair! He slides back in the ring with it and waits until Moore gets on his hands and knees! Thor slams the chair over Moore’s back continuously until Moore is motionless on the mat!
Steve White: Thor has brutalized Moore with the steel chair… He’s a bloody mess on the mat!
Chuck Thompson: I think tonight Thor is really sending a message here!
Thor slams the chair over DJ’s back a few more times before heading outside the ring again. He pulls out a table and slides it into the ring! The fans are cheering but DJ Moore starts stirring. Thor gets in the ring and sets up the table! DJ slowly gets to one knee only to be grabbed by Thor and have his head slammed off the table! Thor picks him up again and rolls him on the table!
Steve White: Oh no! Not this! Thor, you’ve done enough by gawd! The kid is bleeding and hurt why do you have to take it this far!
Chuck Thompson: It’s an old side of Thor I never thought I’d see again but he’s come out here, beaten Moore, shocked us all and is fighting with something to prove!
Thor gets up on the table with Moore and picks him up! Thor puts Moore through the table with the Parasite Eve! The fans shrill as a mangled and unconscious Moore is left in the debris of the table and a pool of his blood! Thor covers him with a smirk!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Sahta Thor!
Thor looks down at Moore and shakes his head as we fade out.
We come back to the arena as Patricia gets in the ring with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The following match is set for one fall!
"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, begins to play on the audio system. As the song truly kicks in, Ryan Mercury appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He has gold wrestling tights on, with black tribal-like markings. These are accompanied by black elbow pads, knee pads and boots. He has a black t-shirt on too, which reads "Unfinished Business" in fancy font, across the middle, overlapping a caricature of himself. The young superstar smirks and then holds his arms up, wide in the air. The crowd boo and hiss at his display of arrogance. He walks down the ramp, pointing and laughing at various members of the front row in the process. Once he arrives at the ringside, he slowly climbs into the battleground via the middle ropes. He ventures up the bottom left turnbuckle and pulls his t-shirt off, throwing it to the ringside. He flexes his muscles and shows off before dropping back down to the canvass. As his music fades, he walks over to the referee and mumbles a few quiet words in his ear.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Ryan Mercury!
"300 Orchestra Violin Theme Remix" by Jorge Quintero begins to play, as Bill Ryder immediately emerges from behind the curtain, his head lowered towards the ramp beneath his feet, a black hood which is seen draped over his head; covering his facial features, his North American title draped over his right shoulder. He stops at the top of the ramp as he simply cocks his head upwards, his eyes scan the ring never taking his eyes off of his opponent; just before he slowly begins to walk towards the ring. He walks the three single metal steps just before stepping inside the ring; his eyes never stray away from his opponent while he removes the hood from his upper body tossing it to the outside floor beyond the ring. He slowly hands his North American championship to the official as he awaits for the bell.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The North American Champion… Bill Ryder!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Bill Ryder vs. Ryan Mercury
Bill and Ryan step into the center of the ring after the bell rings. Bill glares at Ryan, who simply just looks out at the crowd and smirks. Bill shoves Ryan back, but Ryan catches himself. He looks at Bill and laughs as he steps back up and gets into Bill's face. Bill starts yelling at Ryan, something about respect. Ryan retorts with "Respect my elders?" This pisses Bill off, who goes for a right hand that is blocked by Ryan. Ryan then responds by slapping Bill hard across the face, causing the crowd to shout in unison "OHHHH!!!!!!"
Chuck Thompson: Look at that, Steve! Ryan Mercury showing his form of respect for his elders!
Steve White: I don't think that was a smart move on Mercury's part, Chuck...
Chuck Thompson: Are you kidding me, Steve!? Of course it was!
Ryan raises his right fist into the air with a big smile on his face as Bill stumbles back a bit, holding a hand over his cheek, a look of shock on his face at first that quickly turns to anger. Ryan is bragging to Dawson Hayes at ringside about slapping Bill, so he doesn't see Bill coming. Bill hooks his arms around Ryan's waist and lifts him up. Ryan's eyes widen up in shock, as he tries to pull Bill's hands apart to break his grasp. Bill steps back before Ryan can try to grab at the ropes, before spinning around and slamming Ryan onto the mat on his face, chest and stomach. Bill quickly jumps to his feet only to drop a kneedrop across Ryan's lower back. Ryan holds his back in pain as Bill stays on the attack, lifting Ryan up to his feet by his pulling on his hair. The referee warns Bill about the hair, right as Bill shoves Ryan's face to make him step back a bit. Bill then smashes Ryan in the side of his face with a back elbow. Ryan spins around, holding his face in pain and leans against the ropes to keep his balance.
Steve White: See, Chuck? I told you it wasn't a smart move. Bill Ryder has been on an outrageous offensive ever since Mercury disrespectfully slapped him in the face.
Chuck Thompson: Steve, relax. This is all part of Mercury's plan, I'm sure. Just wait and see!
Bill goes for the attack again, but Dawson yells to Ryan, warning him that Bill is behind him. Ryan quickly spins around and swings a huge right fist right into Bill's face. Bill hits the mat hard while Ryan shakes the pain from his right fist.
Chuck Thompson: Boom! Bill Ryder goes down like a sack of potatoes after he feels the Hand of the Great Shah! Told you Ryan had a plan, Steve!
Ryan quickly goes for the cover.
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Steve White: He may have had a plan, Chuck...but it wasn't enough to put Bill Ryder away!
Ryan looks at the ref, a little bit angry as he argues that it should have been three. Ryan keeps arguing with the ref as Bill rolls over to the apron...only to get booted right in the face by Dawson Hayes. Bill rolls back towards the center of the ring, holding his face in pain. Ryan quickly shoves the referee aside and goes for another pin.
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Kickout!
Steve White: Ryder kicks out after a sneak attack by Dawson Hayes.
Chuck Thompson: What do you mean, sneak attack? If Bill would have been paying attention...he would have known not to roll to that side of the ring!
Ryan shakes his head in anger, as he gets up to his feet. He stomps down on Bill a few times. He does a quick taunt, before leaping up into the air and looking for the Spectacular Elbow. Bill rolls out of the way just in time, though! Ryan holds his elbow in pain, as Bill slowly starts to climb to his feet. Ryan follows suit, and charges at Bill. Bill ducks a clothesline. As Ryan bounces off the opposite ropes and comes flying back at Bill, Bill follows up by lifting Ryan up and spinning him around, dropping down with a huge tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam! He goes for the cover.
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Kickout!
Steve White: A huge tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam out of nowhere from Bill Ryder!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, Steve, but it still didn't get the job done. It will take more than that to beat Ryan Mercury!
Bill pushes himself up to his feet, watching as Ryan starts to pull himself up as well. Bill bounces off of the ropes as Ryan is now on his knees. As Bill comes back at Ryan, Ryan is in a hunched over position. Bill hooks his arms around Ryan's neck as he spins around, planting the back of Ryan's head into the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is on fire as Bill pounds his fist onto the mat before once again pushing himself up to his feet. Ryan rolls out under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring where Dawson rushes over to check on him. Dawson tries to help Ryan up, who is now using help from the announce table to pick himself up to his feet.
Steve White: Bill Ryder is on fire tonight, Chuck! And once again showing us what a great athlete he is!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, yeah...I still don't see how you could think he's better than Ryan Mercury, though.
Dawson is checking to make sure Ryan is okay, who just nods at him and goes to get back into the ring. As he does so, Bill once again bounces off the ropes and charges in Ryan's direction. Bill leaps off of the mat, flying over the top rope while flipping in mid air. Dawson sees this coming, and quickly shoves Ryan out of the way at the last second, causing Bill to land on him instead. The crowd goes wild, as Ryan sits up and crawls back a bit, his eyes wide with surprise as Bill is quick to get back to his feet. Bill notices that it was Dawson instead of Ryan, but still yells out to the crowd.
Steve White: Did you see that, Chuck!? Right in front of us! The best seats in the house, I tell you!
Bill gave Steve a thumbs up...then suddenly...his nose wrinkles up, and he sneezes right onto Chuck Thompson!
Chuck Thompson: What the hell!? Did he seriously just sneeze on me!? When there's been reports of him having the fucking flu!? That bastard! I better not get sick from this!
Steve White: Ha ha ha! That was priceless!
Bill grabs a washrag from one of the trainers at ringside to wipe his face, before holding up a thumbs up into the air to signal that everything is okay. Ryan has climbed back up to his feet as Bill walks his way. Bill goes to grab Ryan, who suddenly spits into Bill's face! Bill stumbles back, wiping the spit from his face as Ryan quickly rolls into the ring after hearing the referee's count that was blocked out by the roar of the crowd.
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Bill quickly slides into the ring before the ref counts to ten. Ryan is quick to start stomping on the back of Bill's head, though. Ryan begins to lift Bill up by his hair, only for Bill to jump up and hit Ryan with the Blackout! The crowd once again erupts!
Steve White: The Blackout from Bill Ryder! He could put Ryan away right here, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck Bill Ryder, that little sneezing mother fucker! Come on, Ryan! Knock that flu right out of him! Don't let me down!
Instead of going for the cover, Bill instead starts to stalk Ryan. Ryan holds his face in pain, while Bill kneels down a bit, waiting for Ryan to climb back to his feet. Ryan slowly starts to sit up, shaking the cobwebs out of his head before he starts to push himself up to his feet.
Chuck Thompson: Watch out, Ryan! Bill is looking to finish you off! Dawson! Get up! Warn Ryan!
Ryan now uses the ropes to help him to his feet, and is now facing into a turnbuckle, once again shaking out the effects of the Blackout. Once he turns around, he sees Bill charge at him, looking for the Midnight Storm spear. Ryan impressively leaps over Bill, who goes crashing face first into the middle padded turnbuckle! Bill pushes himself up to his feet, and stumbles back...now he's the one shaking off the effects of his face smashing right into the turnbuckle. He doesn't have long to recover, however, as Ryan charges at Bill. He leaps up, spinning in the air as he hooks his hands around Bill's neck. He then comes crashing down, smashing the back of Bill's head with the All is Dust neckbreaker!
Chuck Thompson: ALL IS DUST! IT'S OVER! BILL RYDER IS DONE!
The force and momentum of the move causes Bill to flip over onto his stomach, however. As Ryan goes for the quick pin, he realizes this and begins to roll Bill over. He goes for the quick cover, hooking the inside leg as the referee goes for the count.
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Thr..NO! SHOULDER UP!
Steve White: He got his shoulder up! Bill Ryder digs down deep to somehow get his shoulder up after Ryan hits All is Dust!
Chuck Thompson: NO WAY! I bet if Ryan wouldn't have had to roll him over, that would have definitely been a three count, Steve!
The crowd is going wild, now starting a "This is awesome" chant. Ryan rolls over, asking the ref if he's sure it wasn't a three count. Ryan slowly pushes himself up to his feet.
It was at this time that we see Brandon Bash makes his way down to ringside to a chorus of boos. He walks around to ring to check on Dawson Hayes, who has now gotten back up to his feet.
Steve White: What is Brandon Bash doing out here!?
Chuck Thompson: Well, Steve...he is one of the EHWF board members. He can be out here if he wants to be!
Steve White: But everyone knows there's bad blood between him and Bill Ryder. There's no way he's only out here to watch!
Brandon asks Dawson if he's okay, and Dawson nods. Meanwhile, inside of the ring Ryan has climbed back up to his feet while Bill is using the ropes to help him up to his feet. Once Bill is up to his feet, he stumbles back a bit before turning around right into a big dropkick from Ryan! Bill falls back onto the mat, as Ryan runs at the ropes and leaps onto the middle rope. He then springboards back, doing a backflip in the air as he looks for a lionsault. Bill rolls out of the way, as Ryan sees it in time and lands right on his feet. The momentum, however, causes Ryan to stumble back. Bill quickly leaps up to his feet as Ryan bounces off of the ropes. As Ryan charges at Bill, he is suddenly sent crashing down to the mat after Bill sends his right foot crashing into Ryan's face! The crowd pops as Bill hits the Ryde of Your Life! Bill collapses down to the mat next to Ryan, as the crowd is going wild!
Steve White: The Ryde of Your Life! Mark another line underneath Bill Ryder's win column, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: No! This can't be happening!
On the outside of the ring, Bash can be seen handing the North American Championship to Dawson and whispering something to him. Dawson nods to Bash, signaling that he understands. Bash then rushes around to the opposite side of the ring just as Bill slowly starts to roll over to pin Ryan. Bash hops up onto the apron, and yells at the referee. The crowd boos loudly as Bill's arm drapes across Ryan's chest for the pin, but the referee doesn't see it as Bash yells at him. This goes on for a few moments, and causes Bill to get up and head towards the referee to get his attention back onto the match. Ryan starts to roll over, holding his jaw in pain while Dawson hops up onto the apron with the North American Championship.
Steve White: You've got to be kidding me! This match should be over right now!
Chuck Thompson: Come on, Steve! Brandon Bash is just making sure the referee stays on the top of his game!
Steve White: Well, what the hell is Dawson Hayes doing now, then!? Making sure Bill gets his title!?
Dawson is trying to get Ryan's attention by waving the North American Championship at him. This catches Bill's attention right as he was about to tap the ref on the shoulder. Bill turns around, and then leaps at Dawson, sending his right foot crashing across Dawson's jaw for another Ryde of Your Life! The crowd once again goes wild, as the North American Championship flies into the ring!
Steve White: Well, looks like that won't work, Chuck! Bill takes Hayes out with another Ryde of Your Life! Brandon might as well call the medics...this match is done!
That was when Bill suddenly hunched over, grabbing his crotch in pain after Ryan delivered a low blow! Brandon still has the ref's attention, as Ryan quickly jumps to his feet and grabs Bill's closest arm. He then hooks his leg over the back of Bill's head and pulls back. Ryan would then snap forward, driving the back of Bill's head right into his own championship with the Deathtouch!
Chuck Thompson: DEATHTOUCH! This has GOT to be it, Steve! Ryan Mercury is about to show the world that Bill Ryder shouldn't even be the North American Champion right now!
Steve White: That's not right! Brandon Bash distracted the referee, allowing Ryan to hit the low blow and then land the Deathtouch right onto the North American Championship!
Ryan slowly rolls Bill's motionless body over and hooks both legs. Brandon points at the cover, causing the referee to turn around and go for the count.
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3!
The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as Ryan rolls off of Bill's body, and the referee grabs his right wrist and raises Ryan's hand into the air. Bill rolls out of the ring, hurt and tired. He looks up and to his confusion and Ryan’s as well. Sahta Thor is standing at the top of the ramp watching them…
Steve White: Wh… What’s Thor doing out here? Why’s he just standing there?
Bill stares back at him but back in the ring Mercury shakes his head and goes back to celebrating as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring for one last time tonight as Patricia gets in the ring ready to announce the main event.
We come back to the arena as Patricia gets in the ring with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following main event contest is an elimination handicap match!
Eli Sykes’ music goes off as he; David Arnold and Van Jam all come out onto the stage. None of the look particularly friendly with each other as they don’t talk but they manage to get down the ramp and in the ring and wait for their two opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The team of Eli Sykes, David Arnold and Van Jameson!
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “Not Gonna Die" by Skillet hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “Not Gonna Die” fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… Silver Kazama!
The choral build of "Birthright" signals the impending arrival of David Smith. The arena is filled with dim, cold blue light punctuated by white strobes that pulse in time with the opening riff, and white lasers form a shimmering archway around the entrance. The EHWF Champion appears as the first verse begins, garbed in all-black, a floor-length duster swirling around his lean frame. Notably absent from his person is the title belt itself, and the fans begin to raucously boo DGS as he stands atop the ramp, surveying the darkened arena with a slow, measured turn of the head. With equal slowness he raises his arms up from his sides, extending them out to either side of him and fully splaying his fingers, opening himself up to the fans' hatred. Basking in it, even.
He lowers his arms after a few moments and starts down the ramp, now solely focused on the ring. Ascending the steel steps, he walks to the center of the apron and turns outward, surveying the crowd once again, his face a mask of unassailable calm. He strikes the same pose as before, raising his arms and fully opening his hands, before stepping through the ropes into the ring. After removing his duster and tossing it to the outside, he goes to one corner and leans his back against it, waiting patiently for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally his partner… The EHWF Champion… David Smith!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: David Gideon Smith & Silver Kazama vs. David Arnold & Eli Sykes & Van Jameson
The match begins with David Smith not even acknowledging Silver and starting the match with Eli Sykes. Sykes taunts and teases David as the two lock up! They fight for control but both come to a stalemate. Eli knees David in the gut and starts hammering him with hard forearms to the back! Eli drags David over to the corner and quickly tags in Van Jameson! Eli holds David up as Van Jameson hits David with three big punches to the side!
Steve White: And Eli quickly does the damage and tags in Van Jameson there. That’s smart and its quick tags and tactics like that that will win this match if their team can stay focused…
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think this is looking good for the champ and his contender. I just don’t think they can work together and the odds are stacked against them tonight.
David swings at Van Jameson but Van ducks him and jumps in the air, both legs ready hitting David with the Van Jaminator! The fans lose it as Van Jameson takes the world champion down to the mat!
Steve White: VAN JAMINATOR… BAH GAWD HE HIT IT!
Chuck Thompson: Did you see that!! Van fucking Jaminator!
Van quickly turns his attention to Silver on the apron and hits him with a Van Jaminator of his own! Silver falls off of the apron to the ground outside as Van looks out to the fans and taunts them! Van Jameson goes to focus back on the match. He turns around and suddenly… SPEAR! David hits Van Jameson with a massive spear and hooks both of his legs!
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3!
Patricia Downs: Van Jameson has been eliminated!
Steve White: I can’t believe Van Jameson was eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Those Van Jaminators though…
Just as Van Jam is eliminated Eli Sykes runs back in and starts stomping the hell out of David! He picks David up and rams him into the corner but David pounds Eli Sykes’ back and gets up. The two begin trading lefts and rights until it turns into a fistfight in the middle of the ring! David drops Eli with a right hand and when Eli gets up David lifts him up and hits him with a bodydrop! Eli tries to roll to David Arnold but David Smith drags him back to the center. David starts stomping out Eli but Eli rolls out of it and gets up in the corner! They lock up again and again David gets control by kneeing Sykes in the midsection and tossing him to the mat! Sykes gets up and instead of locking up with David again he shoots his leg and takes him down!
Steve White: Eli Sykes taking out David’s leg like that out of desperation! It may have worked though.
Chuck Thompson: These guys lost Van Jam early. It’s like a normal match now!
David holds his leg in pain but Sykes takes no mercy and starts stomping out David’s leg. Silver calls for a tag but David refuses to even look at Silver. David tries to get out of it but Eli keeps doing damage to David’s leg with big stomps! David rolls away but Eli runs up and boots David in the side back to his corner where a defiant Silver tags himself in! Silver springs over the ropes and hits Eli with a big missile dropkick! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Silver Kazama! Silver Kazama!
They get up and Silver takes Eli down and starts pounding him on the mad with big rights and lefts! Eli pushes Silver off of him. They get up and Silver swings but Eli ducks and boots Silver in the midsection, taking him out with a snap DDT! With Silver on the mat in pain an illegal David Smith runs in and blindsides Eli Sykes, hitting him with a spear! The ref grabs David and pulls him away as Silver sees Eli on the mat and quickly covers him!
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3!
Patricia Downs: Eli Sykes has been eliminated!
Steve White: Dammit David! His rage got in the way and he just cost Eli Sykes this match with that illegal spear! Wait your damn turn or tag out idiot! How unfair!
Chuck Thompson: Those Van Jaminators though…
Eli argues with the ref but is rounded to the outside. David Arnold runs in and picks up Silver, driving him into the corner and hitting him with big knees to the midsection! Silver is in pain and pushes Arnold off of him! They lock up but Arnold keeps hammering Silver with big shots all over! Silver drops down and hits a jawbreaker out of desperation! He looks back at David Smith on the apron and realizes he wont get any help there so he locks back up with Arnold! Arnold forces Silver into the corner and starts stomping him out!
Steve White: Well amazingly its 1 on 2 in the favour of the team the odds were stacked against in the beginning… Silver looks to be in pain here and a tag out would have been good but you can see there is no trust between those two men!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know if Arnold can pull it off here tonight but if he could it would be amazing!
Arnold tosses Silver to the mat! He picks him up and hoists him onto his back but suddenly Arnold is distracted as TQ Smooth and an unknown man start walking down the ramp!
Steve White: TQ Smooth is out here! Uh… Why!?
Chuck Thompson: And who is that guy with him…
The man with him is decked out in a pair of jeans and a tank top that says “Game” on it. They get to the outside and it’s enough to distract Arnold as Silver struggles and is able to shift them to the corner where David Smith reaches over and tags himself in! Arnold drops Silver and goes to face Smith but David Smith runs up and spears both Arnold and Kazama! The fans are shocked as David covers!
Steve White: David speared both his opponent and his partner!?
Chuck Thompson: I knew that was comin’!
David hooks both of Arnold’s legs as the ref counts!
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The EHWF Champion… David Smith and Silver Kazama!
TQ and his friend drag Arnold out of the ring! His friend in the “Game” shirt starts stomping him out on the outside as TQ yells at him.
TQ Smooth: You wanna lose me that match last week huh? You and Christian cost me that match and you’ll pay!
TQ and the man pick up Arnold and toss him into the steel steps! Silver Kazama gets up and looks at David Smith in rage as Smith just smirks. Silver looks on at the situation on the outside. Silver doesn’t do anything. Instead he comes into the center of the ring and stares at Smith. Smith doesn’t back down and gets in Silver’s face, both men with intensity in their eyes.
Steve White: Well I got no idea why TQ came out here with one of his boys and assaulted David but it seems he blames him for last week maybe?
Chuck Thompson: Forget that! Are David Smith and Silver Kazama going to brawl right here right now!?
Kazama and Smith don’t fight. Both men are willing and ready but just stare each other down. We fade out as they get in each other’s faces. We cut to the EHWF Logo ending the show.