Post by EHWF Management on Jul 28, 2014 0:42:42 GMT -5
The scene opens up with the opening fireworks shooting up from all around the tron to all around the stage area to down both sides of the entrance ramp and finally all around the top of the ring. All this while the official theme song of EHWF Scars & Stripes 2014 plays in the background!
The camera then pans around the entire arena, showing all of the EHWF fans in the sold out Consol Energy Center, in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania!
After about a minute of panning around the arena and showing all the fans on their feet, the camera pans down to ringside where the EHWF commentating team is ready to call a night full of action.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen let me be the first to welcome you to EHWF's biggest Pay Per View of the year, Scars & Stripes 2014! It is finally here, Chuck! The moment the world has been waiting for! What a night we have planned!
Chuck Thompson: Oh man you are not kidding! I've been pumped up for this night since last year! Michael Rissi, our new owner has set up an amazing Main Event match this year! An Extreme Hell in a Cell Match with the EHWF Championship on the line! David Gideon Smith defends against long time rival Silver Kazama – a man with one last shot at redemption. Eli Sykes – a long time Bash associate looking to bring EHWF to Legion. The returning Wilmer Patacky – the man who somehow got into this match and is looking to prove himself right where he left off, at the top. Rain – another Legion entity who is looking to finally add the world championship to his impressive list of achievements and Mazzio – a former champion looking to get back what was taken from him. When all six of these men collide the impact the match will have on the world will be huge!
Steve White: That will certainly be the match of the night and possibly the year! We also have Chris DeAngelo defending the Hardcore Championship against Rose, Conner Creed and Handsome Devil! That match will certainly live up to the meaning of hardcore but we also have a bikini contest and singles match in one with Aubree Celeste defending the Jr Heavyweight Championship against Jayne!
Chuck Thompson: And don’t fucking forget Bill vs. Sahta Thor in a big grudge match to settle their rivalry! One man will walk out the Northern American Champion and the other will walk out disgraced! It still probably wont be better than seeing Aubree Celeste in a bikini though…
Steve White: And the first match of its kind in EHWF! The Feast or Fired contest! 6 competitors. One Hardcore Contract, one Northern American Contract and one Firing are all up for grabs here at Scars and Stripes in this match and mark my words… Tonight someone will be fired! Enough talk though Chuck, I’m excited… Lets just start this show!
The fans all get to their feet as Michael Rissi’s music hits! Rissi comes out on the stage as his pyro goes off. He makes his way down the ramp, high fiving fans as he gets in the ring. In the center of the ring is a podium with a black sheet over it. Rissi makes his way over to it and holds a mic up to his face, gesturing for the fans to calm down.
Michael Rissi: Ladies and Gentlemen… Welcome… to SCARS AND STRIPES 2014!
The fans go wild as more pyro shoots out from the Scars and Stripes branding on the roof and on the stage! The announce team and officials on the outside stand up as Rissi once again waits for the fans to finish cheering.
Michael Rissi: Tonight… Before we kick off this amazing night I wanted to come out and unveil something very special to you all tonight! Seeing as EHWF has had another amazing year and we get to experience another incredible Scars and Stripes event… a change was made to commemorate the great work being done in the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation. Tonight, 6 of the very best will fight for the greatest prize in the wrestling and sporting world – EHWF management got together and invested in a new World Championship Title Belt… Here it is!
Rissi grabs the black sheet and pulls it off, unveiling the brand new EHWF Championship title belt! The fans cheer as we zoom in closer to the shining and sparkling title belt.
Chuck Thompson: Now that’s a beautiful title belt! We have a new World Championship belt and possibly after tonight a new world champion! This will certainly give the 6 men in the main event even more of a reason and motivation to fight for Championship inside that cell tonight now!
Steve White: Bah Gawd, now that’s a surprise! EHWF finally getting a new World Championship Title Belt! I think that’s amazing Chuck, a great way to start off Scars and Stripes 2014!
Michael Rissi: With that all said… Please enjoy the first match of the night!
We pan away as Rissi gets out of the ring and Patricia Downs gets in, wearing her pink sparkly dress for the event. She picks the mic up and brings it to her lips.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen… This opening contest is a no DQ match and it’s set for one fall!
“Rollin” by Limp Bizket hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and cheer continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man raises his hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, as he shows his respect for the fans that made him a legend. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction towards their hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man again raises both hands into the air and embraces the love that is showered upon him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Black Man!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING
The bell rings and both men swarm each other in the center of the ring, trading big left and right hands! TQ creates distance with a knee to the midsection then hammers Black Man with big forearms to the back! Black Man hits the ropes and TQ grabs him, choking him with the top rope the fans are going wild as TQ really applies the pressure, trying to choke Black Man out!
Chuck Thompson: And this one is underway! Two hall of famers brawling and trying to settle their recent rivalry! They’ve had issues these past two months and TQ Smooth was an integral player in over throwing Black Man as the Chairman!
Steve White: Don’t forget these two hated each other long before that! Last year they had many a brawl and TQ Smooth not only took the EHWF Championship from him and orchestrated his demise from competition but he also became the second man to defeat Black Man! Can he do it again tonight!?
Black Man elbows TQ in the face and forces himself up! He nails TQ with a right hand, knocking him down to the mat! Black Man rolls out to the outside and looks under the ring! He pulls out a frying pan and the fans cheer. He gets back in the ring with it and lines TQ up, nailing him in the head as he gets to his feet! TQ falls back into the corner, holding his face! Black Man runs at him to hit him with another shot but TQ jumps up and drives a boot into a running Black Man’s face! TQ dives onto Black Man and starts hammering him with big right and left hands to the head, taking them both down to the mat!
Steve White: And now the big man TQ Smooth, hammering away at Black Man on the mat! Remember, anything goes in this contest, it’s a no disqualification match!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man might be black but so is TQ Smooth and we’re gonna one hell of a fight here tonight! A good ‘ol brawl like we used to see in the bronx!
Black Man pushes TQ Smooth off of him but when Black gets back up, Smooth nails him in the head with the frying pan! Black Man falls on the middle ropes and drops to the outside! TQ follows Black Man and picks him up. TQ whips Black Man but Black Man reverses it and tosses TQ right into the steel steps! Black Man walks over to the broadcast area and folds up a chair! He walks over to TQ and hits him with a massive chair shot in the back! TQ falls to the ground and Black Man hits him with a second one! Black Man tosses the chair aside and picks TQ up, rolling him back in the ring! Black Man gets in and drags TQ back to the center of the ring and covers him!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: And TQ kicks out at 2 after those massive chair shots from Black Man!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man want this win just as bad as TQ does and I don’t think either man will think twice about bashing the others head in with a foreign object to achieve the victory tonight!
Black Man shakes his head. He picks up TQ Smooth but TQ thumbs Black Man right in the eye! Black Man stumbles back but falls victim to a big boot from TQ Smooth! Black Man hits the ropes and TQ pins him up against them, ruthlessly stomping him out! After that TQ backs up and clotheslines Black Man over the top rope and once again sends him to the outside! TQ follows Black Man. He goes to pick him up but Black Man fires a right hand into TQ’s midsection! Black Man uppercuts TQ then waits for him to turn around! When he does Black Man goes for the Black Stunn but TQ catches his leg and reverses it into No Mans Land on the outside! The fans go wild as Black Man is laid out on the outside!
Steve White: It’s over! It’s gotta be over! TQ laid out Black Man with a surprise No Mans Land after Black Man tried to hit the Black Stunn!
Chuck Thompson: TQ is gonna do it! He’s been focused this whole match and he’s gonna show Black Man who’s boss right now!
TQ grabs Black Man and rolls him back in the ring! He slides in himself and goes to cover him but Black Man kicks TQ in the head out of desperation and quickly uses the ropes to get up! TQ runs up and goes to hit Black Man with a corner clothesline but TQ slams into the corner as Black dodges him! Black Man rolls onto the apron to take refuge! TQ Smooth is pissed, he gets up and turns around but Black Man nails TQ with a chair shot! TQ stumbles around only to be hit with another chair shot and finally before TQ can drop, Black Man hits him with a third chair shot! TQ hits the mat bleeding while Black Man goes to cover him! TQ quickly headbutts Black Man before he can hook a leg and both men get up!
Steve White: Black Man using those vicious chair shots to slow down and beat up TQ Smooth but TQ Smooth is STILL not done yet! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Those chair shots may have done tremendous damage and they may have been the only thing that has slowed TQ Smooth down but TQ is still fighting back!
Black Man goes to pick up the chair once more but TQ boots Black Man in the side of the ribs and he drops it! TQ fires a forearm into Black Man’s now bleeding face but Black Man fires an elbow back to TQ’s head! Black Man goes again for the Black Stunn but once again TQ stops it and catches Black Man’s leg! TQ quickly grabs Black Man and hoists him up ready for the TQ Special but Black Man thrashes around and lands on his feet! Black Man turns TQ around and hits TQ with the Black Stunn! The fans cheer as Black Man covers TQ!
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DIND DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Black Man!
Steve White: Black Man did it! Black Man pulled this off somehow! Black Man has won the first match tonight and it was against long time rival TQ Smooth!
Black Man gets to his feet as his music hits! Black Man starts celebrating to a mixed crowd as TQ Smooth runs back in the ring with a steel chair! Black Man quickly rolls out of the ring, narrowly avoiding a chair shot from a pissed off TQ Smooth! Black Man backs up the ramp as TQ stares out at him as we fade out to a promo for MAYHEM #150!
We cut to the backstage area where we see Alexander looking quite a bit nervous. With her where several members of the indy cover band Wet With Wanting. Included where the pair of vocalists Velvet Grey and Jade. While the two were mostly identical in looks Jade was wearing a green corset and skirt which contrasted with Velvet's typical gray attire. With the pair was dummer Rosey.
Alexander Corvis: We are with vocalists for the Las Vegas based band Wet With Wanting. Ladies can you shed some light on what you are doing at Scars & Stripes tonight?
Velvet Grey: It is simple really, we are here to perform tonight.
Alexander Corvis: Can we get any indication in what manner you will be performing?
Velvet Grey: One of the roster asked up to help make tonight special by playing their entrance theme."
Rosey: Ten minutes, Mist- er- Boss.
Once Rosey finishes speaking Velvet leans forward slightly.
See us perform live in just a little while.
With that the trio walk off to meet up with the rest of the band. We fade back to the arena.
We come back as Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following interlude is the FORGOTTEN ROYAL MATCH! 20 past desperate superstars and divas will fight and wrestle this battle royal surrounded by the DEADLY EXOTIC FISH TANK! They will all be fighting for an EHWF contract and the last person left in the ring will be the winner!
A comical soundtrack hits the PA system as 20 past EHWF talents walk down the ramp and towards the tank that surrounds the ring. The officials lower a drawbridge attached to the tank and the participants climb onto it and all get into the ring. The drawbridge is then taken away and all the competitors stare each other down. The fish sense humans are near and they all perk up, ravaging the water, hungry for human flesh.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the participants tonight! …Drake Coleman, Heather Helmsley, James Serenity, Eric James, Scotty Paine, Rockin’ Lunatic, 2 Dope, Chance Davis, Kail Johnson-Etheniel, Coby Quik, Justin Underwood, Jake Hammer, Korey Kill, Destiny Michaels, Mike Flynn, Alexander Remington, Pandora, Lindsay Calaway, Eric Darkthrone, Storming Raven!
Chuck Thompson: Haha! I can’t believe this is what EHWF purchased the exotic dangerous fish for! This is great!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds! The fish are snapping and the eels are waiting. Drake Coleman bursts into the crowd of ‘wrestlers’ and dives on all of them! He gets up and grabs James Serenity and forces him in the corner! They brawl and Heather tries to break them up! All the rest of the competitors break out into a massive brawl! Jake Hammer grabs Coby Quik from behind and sends him over the top rope! The fish are all waiting as Coby hits the water! The piranhas quickly swam him and pull him down! Coby tries to swim back to the ring but the electric eels get onto him as well!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Coby Quik has been eliminated! That’s sick! Those fish and eels just took him down! They’re eating him, he can’t get out!
Chuck Thompson: Don’t worry; they’re going to fish out all of the competitors after the marine life gives them a savage beating! In that tank we got deadly exotic piranha fish, electric eels and parasitic candiru that’ll eat your asshole out!
Scotty Paine locks up with Mike Flynn! They wrestle but Rockin’, Scotty’s boy comes up and they both toss Mike over the top rope, feeding him to the fishes! Kail sneaks behind both Rockin’ and Scotty and sends both of them over as well! Flynn, Scotty and Rockin’ are all eliminated and thrash around in the water, getting eaten and destroyed! Kail runs up and hits Storming Raven with a running big boot to the face! Jake and Kail pick Raven up and toss him over the top rope to the fish! The fans are going wild as the refs are starting to fish some of the eliminated guys out!
Steve White: Now this is just too much! Do they want to kill these guys!?
Chuck Thompson: These guys are desperate! They need a contract with EHWF again and they’ll have to work for it!
Drake Coleman grabs Jake Hammer and starts booting him relentlessly in the balls! Jake is helpless as Drake gets to 10 ball stomps! The fans laugh as Drake slings Jake over his shoulder and tosses him to the fish! Kail knees Pandora in the midsection then tosses her to the fish as well. With no time to think 2 Dope comes up behind Kail and tosses him over the top rope into the water! The water is turning red now due to the blood spilled by the eliminated competitors! The fish are even more enraged now as the officials fish out the eliminated competitors with nets! The competitors they do fish out are cut up and have massive bites out of their flesh and burns on their skin!
Steve White: That’s sick!
Chuck Thompson: This is fucking awesome! Where else would you see this!?
Serenity sends Chance Davis to the fishes! Heather eliminates Lindsay Calaway and Drake eliminates Justin Underwood! The wild creatures in the water chew them up, putting them through hell! Suddenly, Darkthrone, Coleman, Helmsley, Remington, Serenity and James all surround Korey Kill! Kill notices and breaks down crying, begging for mercy but they don’t show it! The hacks all swarm Kill and begin beating him the fuck down! Kill takes a beating that lasts a good minute until he’s a bloody mess on the mat! They hoist him up and toss him to the fishes! Remington laughs out loud but when he turns around he sees only competitors staring him down with serious faces… He too begs for mercy but they beat him down! Drake grabs Remington and starts suffocating him with his crotch, getting some sort of sick pleasure from it! Drake pulls Remington out of the corner and tosses him to the fishes!
Steve White: That’s enough now! These guys are getting mauled by these fishes as they get eliminated! The water is a deep red from all that blood now!
Chuck Thompson: Well after they fish them out I don’t think the physical injuries from the fish and eels are going to be the worst of their worries. Those Candiru are parasitic and they will not only give you a horrible disease but they’ll eat you the fuck out from the inside… and not in a good way!
On the outside as they fish Remington out, they try and pry a piranha off of his balls with a crowbar! Back in the ring they brawling starts again! Serenity knees Eric James in the balls then sends him over the top rope! Coleman and Heather work together to ensure everyone else is eliminated until only Drake, Heather and Serenity are the only ones left in the ring! Drake and Serenity start to argue as Heather tries to calm them both down. Drake pulls a mic out of his pants and points to Heather while addressing Serenity.
Drake Coleman: I won’t continue to let you hurt the mother of my children! You’re not in her life anymore! Come on Heather lets teach this fuck a lesson!
Heather Helmsley: Drake… There has to be another way!
James Serenity: See Drake! She’s still in love with me! And… that’s not your child… THAT’S MINE!
Drake and Serenity get in each others faces while Heather tries to separate them.
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck has this turned into…
Suddenly a big right hand to Serenity! Drake and Serenity trade blows! Drake starts to fuck up Serenity but Serenity fights back! They both shed blood in the center of the ring as Drake weakens Serenity with hard shots to the head! Suddenly Heather betrays Drake and low blows him! The fans cheer as Drake goes down! Heather and Serenity hug but unexpectedly she pushes him against the ropes and outsmarts him, tossing him over the top rope, feeding him to the fishes!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! She betrayed Serenity and fed him to the fishes! Heather and Drake worked together!
Heather and Drake meet in the center of the ring and start making out. Drake grabs Heather by the hair and ruthlessly starts hitting her with big shots! He quickly runs over and tosses Heather over the top rope to the water!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Drake Coleman!
The drawbridge lowers back down and the officials slide in the EHWF contract to Drake! All of the other competitors have been fished out of the bloody water as the EMT’s come out. Drake starts to celebrate in the ring, holding his contract up but suddenly the lights dim and Maddie Murdock’s music hits!
Steve White: What!? What’s this!? Maddie Murdock!? She’s back!? She’s!? back!
Drake looks on confused as Maddie makes her way out on the stage and the fans cheer! Maddie walks down the ramp and quickly takes out Alexander Remington and Korey Kill with Beautiful Bulldogs on the ramp! The others look up; injured and confused to what Maddie is doing out here. She strikes again, this time grappling up with 2 Dope. Rockin’ Lunatic and Kail Johnson-Etheniel! She forces them back against the tank and throws the three back in the water as the fish strike! Maddie gets up on the drawbridge and gets in the ring with Drake!
Chuck Thompson: What’s she doing back here and why is she fucking up all these guys?
Maddie quickly strikes at Drake Coleman with a roundhouse! She clotheslines Drake over the top rope subjecting him to the fish as well! Maddie stands alone in the ring as she reaches down and grabs the contract and the mic. She shreds the contract up and tosses the remains in the water then brings the mic to her lips…
Maddie Murdock: Champ… I’m coming for you…
The fans are left in confusion as Maddie gets out and we fade out to a video promo for the main event!
We come back as Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the next match!
Patricia Downs: This following contest is the Feast or Fired match! In this match 3 cases are available to claim yet no competitor will know what lies in each one! Up for grabs is a Northern American Championship shot, a Hardcore Championship Shot and the unfortunate prize of a contract termination!
'Da Man' John Blade makes his way out onto the stage of the arena as the fans hear his theme. He looks around with a grin on his face as he runs to the ring and slides in. He dances around a big before leaning against the ropes and waiting for his opponent to come out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing… “Da Man” John Blade!
The arena goes black, a chill moves through the arena as the fans are in anticipation… Suddenly the sound of "Bad Guy" by Eminem hits the PA System in the sold out arena, as gold and silver lasers reflect throughout the arena.. as we see the future of professional wrestling emerge through the curtain. A tall, lengthy athlete wearing a black hoodie with the words "ILL" on it as the lights flicker on, Keyshaun Jones makes his way down the ramp full of confident as he interacts with his fans. He continues down the ramp, slides under the bottom rope and spins around the ring slowly... He takes off the hoodie throws it into the crowd full of confidence, climbs the nearside turnbuckle raises his right arm to a nice ovation. Keyshaun now stands in the center of the ring ready to embark on his battle.
Patricia Downs: And next… Keyshaun Jones!
"War" hits on the audio system. As the song kicks in, Dawson Hayes appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He has a pair of blue trunks on with his surname written across the back in white print. He has white elbow pads, kneepads and boots on too. He begins to walk down to the ring, looking confident and ready for a fight. He enters the ring and his music fades. He does a few warm up stretches and waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Next up… Dawson Hayes!
The opening dialogue of "Bad Religion" by Godsmack starts and out comes Aaron with a local woman on each of his arms and a beer in his hand. He makes his way down the ramp to the ring. As he gets there he kisses each of the woman and leads them to a seats next to the commentators. Once the ladies were seated Arron slips into the ring in a Shawn Michealesque knee slide. He stays still as his music comes to an end his eyes on the ramp as he watches he opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… Aaron Fredrick Hudson!
"Planetary (Go!)" by My Chemical Romance starts playing in the arena and the arena starts filling up with cheers as the lights in the arena start flashing blue and red with spotlights shining all over the arena. As the song gets to the first verse, that's when David Arnold suddenly bursts out from the backstage area, a smirk on his face, bringing more cheers. He's wearing his usual black jeans, black Converse shoes, and a black and blue t-shirt with a black and blue hoodie over it as well as a dark blue beanie.
He stands there for a few moments before making his way down to the ring, moving his head and arms to the beat of the music. He high fives some people at rampside while doing his usual hand taunt along with the music as the people in the arena are jumping up and down with the music now. He pauses to take a picture with a fan before running to the ring and sliding in under the bottom rope, then flipping up to his feet with a smile on his face. He runs over to one of the corners, getting up on it, and poses for the fans as hundreds of camera flashes go off. He then hops down and goes up on the opposite corner, doing the same there as well. He then hops back down and takes his hoodie off, tossing it out into the crowd as the music fades off and he waits for the start of the match in the corner sitting on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: Next… David Arnold!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And finally… “The Wild Cat” Savannah!
DING DING DING
The match starts and the competitors scramble out of the ring and go get their ladders! Savannah folds up a ladder and drives it into John Blade and Keyshaun Jones! She slides in and goes to set it up but David Arnold stops her! Hudson runs in with his ladder and sets it up but Dawson Hayes comes in and stops him as well! Arnold picks up the ladder but Savannah dropkicks it into him! The fans cheer as she quickly sets it up under the cases! She goes to climb but Dawson hits her in the back and pulls her off of the ladder! Dawson tosses her into the corner then follows up with a corner clothesline! Dawson begins climbing the ladder but so does Hudson! They both get near the top and start trading let and right blows! Savannah runs back up to the ladder and begins pushing it! She tips over the ladder and Hudson and Hayes go tumbling off to the outside!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Savannah sending Hayes and Hudson crashing to the outside from the top of that damn ladder! That was awesome!
Chuck Thompson: Three cases up for grabs right now! 2 hold championship contracts and one holds a contract termination! Who will get what!?
Savannah sets the ladder back up but before she can climb it Keyshaun hits her in the back with another ladder! Keyshaun nails Savannah with the ladder in the head and sends her down to the mat! He doesn’t notice that Arnold is already at the top of the ladder! Arnold fumbles around with a case but Keyshaun isn’t having any of that shit and climbs up, attacking Arnold just seconds before he opens it! Keyshaun grabs the case and rams it into Arnold’s head, sending Arnold dropping from the top of the ladder and crashing down into the mat!
Steve White: Keyshaun Jones knocks David Arnold off of the top of the ladder and sends him crashing down to the mat!
Chuck Thompson: And now Keyshaun Jones has firm grip of that briefcase!
Keyshaun climbs down with the case! He looks down at it and looks up at the roof in hope! Keyshaun flips the locks and opens the case but inside is a contract and a bright red card that says ‘YOU’RE FIRED!’ Keyshaun can’t believe it! He falls back and starts to rage! He argues with the official but it’s no good. Keyshaun has been officially fired!
Steve White: Look! Keyshaun got the contract termination case! I don’t believe it! Keyshaun is over, done, complete, fired! Keyshaun Jones is no longer an EHWF Superstar!
Chuck Thompson: Haha! Keyshaun is gone! He’s outta here! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!
Patricia Downs: Keyshaun Jones has been fired!
Savannah slides in the ring with a stepladder. She’s had enough of Keyshaun’s complaining and she smashes the stepladder over his head! John Blade gets on the apron but Savannah tosses the stepladder to Blade! Blade catches it but Savannah fly-kicks it into Blade’s face and sends him flying off of the apron down to the ground! Savannah rushes to the ladder in the center of the ring, knowing the last two remaining cases are both title opportunities she hurries to the top but stops in front of the cases and thinks hard on which one she’s going to choose!
Steve White: Savannah needs to make a decision! She needs to make it quick!
Dawson Hayes runs in and goes to climb the ladder but Arnold hits him in the back with a forearm! Arnold starts climbing the ladder and Savannah notices him! Arnold and Savannah trade left and right blows on top of the ladder! Savannah hits him with a big elbow block to the face and busts his nose up! Savannah quickly tosses Arnold to the mat from the top of the ladder again! Savannah grabs onto one of the cases but Hudson makes a come back and meets her up top! They fight over the case and Hudson rams it into her head, sending Savannah flying off of the ladder and crashing onto the outside! Hudson opens up the case and holds it up!
Steve White: Hudson got the Hardcore Championship shot!
Chuck Thompson: Only the Northern American Championship shot remains! Savannah, David, Dawson and John Blade are all ready to get a shot for that title!
Patricia Downs: Aaron Hudson has acquired the Hardcore Championship opportunity!
Hudson holds up his case as she walks out. Savannah slides back in the ring and locks up with Hayes! They trade blows but Hayes beats Savannah into the corner! Hayes runs at Savannah but Savannah boots Hayes in the face! Savannah starts hitting Hayes with a combo of jabs and punches! Savannah goes for a big boot but Hayes grabs her boot and plants her down on the mat and gets her in an ankle lock! Savannah screams out in pain but Hayes doesn’t give a damn and applies the hold harder! Hayes grabs Savannah and tosses her over the top rope, sending her landing right on top of John Blade! In the mean time David Arnold has started climbing the ladder and Hayes just notices!
Steve White: Look! Arnold’s gonna do it!
Chuck Thompson: Quick Hayes, stop him!
Hayes climbs the ladder and as Arnold gets his fingertips on the case, Hayes hits him with a mad haymaker! Arnold and Hayes trade blows! Just as it looks as if Hayes is getting the upper hand, Arnold blocks a swing from Hayes and slams his head down on the top rung of the ladder then pushes him off to the mat! Arnold then reaches for the case and opens it, earning the Northern American Championship shot!
Steve White: Arnold did it!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: David Arnold has acquired the Northern American Championship opportunity!
Arnold raises the case high above his head at the top of the ladder as the Scars and Stripes crowd cheers! We fade out to a video package outlining Roman Quartz and James Champ’s twitter escapades this past month.
We come back to the ring and we see Patricia Downs with a mic standing in the center, ready to introduce the next match!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen… This following contest is set for one fall!
Tired by Stone Sour blasts over the PA systems. Michael Maddox comes on the stage and looks around the crowd before taunting the crowd as the cheer. Maddox is wearing his trademark leather jacket engraved with The Ladies Man On it. Maddox runs down to the ring and slides into the ring and jumps on the nearest turnbuckle taking his leather jacket off and throwing it into the crowd. Maddox jumps off the turnbuckle with a confident look on his face awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Mike Maddox!
The opening to "Self vs Self" by Pendulum shreds throughout the arena, eliciting a chorus of boos from the crowd. James Champ walks out on to the stage and leans down on knee. He extends his arms to the crowd, relishing in the sweet sound of hatred. He strokes his beard before standing up and heading down the stage. He walks around the right side of the ring and hops up on the apron, linking one arm around the top rope and brandishing his other to the crowd once again. He steps through the middle and top rope, entering the ring and awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… James Champ!
DING DING DING
James runs up and starts hitting Maddox with wild jabs and punches and forces him into the corner! James starts beating Maddox down until the ref comes over and stops him! Maddox springs out of the corner and tackles James to the mat! They get into a fight on the mat until both men get up! James jumps up and dropkicks Maddox down to the mat!
Chuck Thompson: James Champ has been so vocal ever since he stepped foot into EHWF! He and his ‘father’ Roman Quartz have gotten under the skin or just plan annoyed many EHWF personalities. Champ wants a big Scars and Stripes win so he can prove that he deserves big things in the future.
Mike begins landing kicks to the gut of James. He pulls James out of the corner and he Irish whips him! James pulls his opponent back into a huge hook across the face that knocks Mike on his back! James lands a nice kick across the face! Mike tries to roll to his feet but as soon as he does so James lands a boot across his head! Mike stumbles back into the corner and he gets nailed with a clothesline! James pulls him into a power slam and the fans let out loud cheers for the action! James taunts to them as he motions at Mike Maddox.
Steve White: It looks like James Champ wants to make this a quick one! He wants to take the scalp of an EHWF vet this week just the way he took out an EHWF newbie last week!
James charges at Mike and in the last moment it seems that Mike doesn't get hit with anything! Instead he catches James by his head and drops it down across the mat with a DDT! The fans go crazy as Mike is on the outside holding his back. The ref is checking on James as Mike is slowly climbing onto the top rope, taunting to the fans with a big smile crossing his face. Mike seems to finally have a upper hand over the pro in this contest!
Chuck Thompson: Whoa! Mike may have just sealed the deal here against James Steve! I haven’t seen Champ get hit with a move like that yet in EHWF!
Mike points into the air and he lands a diving elbow drop, which catches the attention of the fans. Mike doesn't go for the pin as James begins lifting himself off his back. Mike quickly climbs back up the ropes as he waits for James to turn around. Lifting his hands into the air as James turns around. He dives off for a crossbody but Champ boots a flying Maddox in the gut and plants him down on the mat! Champ picks up Mike and whips him into the corner then follows up with a running corner high knee! Maddox stumbles around only to get taken out with a dropkick! James Champ covers Maddox!
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Chuck Thompson: Amazing resiliency shown by James Champ tonight! Champ needs this win and Maddox needs this win, which makes this match even more intense! Can the vet pull out the win or will the new James Champ get a huge win here at Scars and Stripes!?
James wraps his hands in Mike's hair and as he lifts Mike up we see Mike is a little limp. James wraps his arms around Mike's arms and he pushes forward for a power move but Mike is able to hang onto the ropes to avoid being dropped onto his face! Mike is able to catch Champ on his way back to his feet with a Suplex! James begins to lift himself up while trying to shake off the damage done to his back. Mike on the other hand is getting up holding his back. Mike connects with a very nice jumping clothesline! Mike lands on his feet and he slowly leans back against the ropes as he is motioning to the fans for the finish. James slowly lifts himself back up and Mike comes running at him and jumps up to connect with another one of his clotheslines! This time he isn't as lucky as James lifts up his boot and turns him inside out once again! Mike rolls to the outside holding his head in pain.
Steve White: It seems like every single time that Mike starts landing offense he gets pushed off. James just keeps landing one huge shot that sends him reeling out of the momentum that he has gained. He just can't seem to find any possible way to keep James down long enough to land any big moves of his own.
Mike is slowly lifting himself up on the apron when he gets pulled over it and onto his back in the ring by James! James starts landing kicks across Mike's head, which quickly is responded to with chagrin by the ref who pushes him into the ropes. James shrugs at the ref and he pushes him out of his way. Mike lands a nice uppercut and James falls into the ropes and James stumbles straight into a dropkick to his face!! Mike drops onto his back and begins lifting himself back up as his opponent James is lifting himself out of the corner!
Chuck Thompson: James Champ coming back with some big offense! Mike Maddox is ready and willing to try and steal this one though! This match is really turning out to be a great one!
James is holding onto his head as he lifts himself off the mat as Mike starts to slowly move out of the corner. Mike ducks under a boot thrown by James! James gets caught with a kick across the side of his ribs by Mike that sends him stumbling into the corner. He comes flying at him for a clothesline and James moves out of the way! For the second time in the contest Mike is the one who eats the turnbuckle! James stumbles onto Mike Maddox and starts hammering Maddox with wild shots to the head from behind in the corner! Maddox drops down as Champ keeps landing the huge shots!
Steve White: Can Champ do it! Can he do it right now and take out Mike Maddox on the grandest stage of them all!? He has him right where he wants him! Champ with a roll up!
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James's eyes go wide as Mike Maddox quickly kicks out at the last minute! Champ lifts Maddox up, both men are completely spent after this very physical contest! Champ runs at Maddox but Maddox sidesteps him and sends Champ right into the corner! Champ turns around and Maddox runs up going for the Love Guns but right at the last second, a surprised Champ is able to get out of it and drop onto the apron!
Chuck Thompson: Whoa! Almost over there in an instant for Champ! Maddox almost got the Love Guns finishing move but Champ was barely able to avoid it! What a match! What a night!
James slowly gets up and back in the ring! Champ goes for Distorted Reality but can’t get it! Maddox tries to turn it into Friends With Benefits but he can’t get that either! James Champ boots Maddox in the side then hoists him up high on his back! Maddox thrashes around and nails Champ’s face with elbows then drops off his back and hits Champ with a DDT! The fans go wild as Maddox covers him!
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Chuck Thompson: I thought that was it! I thought it was over but somehow James Champ kicked out after all the physical punishment he’s taken! Both men have taken a lot in this match and they’re both exhausted! This match is now living up to the Scars and Stripes event!
James slowly picks himself back up but he is countered with an uppercut! Mike whips James against the ropes then pushes him against them once more as he comes back! Maddox runs at a running James and goes for a clothesline but Champ ducks him and bounces off the ropes once more! Maddox turns around only to be hit with Realities a Bitch from a running Champ! The fans go nuts and Champ covers Maddox!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner via pinfall… James Champ!
Champ gets up, elated in his victory! He gets up on the turnbuckle and raises both arms to a mixed crowd! Suddenly the fans start to boo as Roman Quartz makes his way down the ramp! Champ gets out of the ring and meets him halfway. They embrace and celebrate the victory as they both back up the ramp. We fade out to a video package for the Northern American Championship match.
We come back to the ring and we see Patricia Downs with a mic standing in the center, ready to introduce the next match!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen… This following contest is set for one fall!
Patricia stands and waits as the stage opens up.
Patricia Downs: At this time I would like to welcome the members of the band Wet With Wanting to the stage. They will be playing Sah'ta Thor's theme song live as he makes his entrance.
The band comes out and takes their places in the sound stage that had been set up off the side of stage. Once settle there is a few second pause before they start to play. Wet With Wanting plays the opening riff to "Ruina Imperii" by Sabaton, which echoes through the arena as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp. He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits for Bill Ryder to show up in a manner much like that of a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… He is the challenger… Sahta Thor!
"My reign is as far as your eyes can see"
The arena becomes pitch black. There would be a few seconds of silence just before "Amazing" by Kanye West would blare throughout the arena. The fans that have filled their seats would now turn their attention towards the entrance ramp, as a figure would emerge from behind the black curtain. There, at the center edge of the stage stood the North American champion, Bill Ryder. His face coated with a thick beard, his eyes glaring forward towards the ring, but his presence and composure remained calm. The expressionless champion would slowly make his way down the ramp, biding his time as he stepped past the fans that seemed to swarm him, but not even they could affect his focus. The focused champion would step inside the ring and make his way towards the center of the ring. It was here where he would remove the hood from his head, as his eyes would raise up towards the crowd, as a sinister smile would make it's mark across his face.
Patricia Downs: And next… He is the Northern American Champion… Bill Ryder!
DING DING DING
The bell rings and Thor and Bill instantly come to the center and start brawling with right and left hands! A fistfight breaks out but Thor quickly boots Bill in the gut and hammers his back with hard forearms and elbows! Thor gets Bill on his knees then starts brutalizing him with knees and kicks across the body! Bill desperately springs up as the action intensifies! He grabs Thor and takes him down to the mat then starts rapidly pounding him with a right fist! Thor comes back and headbutts Bill. Thor gets up and grabs onto the ropes, nursing his jaw.
Steve White: We knew this was gonna happen! Thor and Bill just want to beat the crap out of each other and settle this rivalry once and for all! Both men are intent on breaking the other and tonight is where it all comes to an end for this rivalry!
Chuck Thompson: They don’t care about what they do in that ring tonight they just want to beat the shit though each other and that’s what I like to watch best!
Bill and Thor lock up once more. Thor knees Bill in the gut but Bill pushes off of Thor and nails him with a lariat! Bill picks Thor halfway up only to nail him with a hard uppercut! Thor stumbles back into the corner and Bill charges at him but Thor dashes out of the way and Bill collides headfirst into the corner! Thor takes advantage and rolls him up!
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Thor quickly gets up and sits Bill up. He hammers Bill with right hands to the back of the skull! Bill pushes Thor off of him but Thor charges at Bill! Bill catches Thor last second and hits him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! The fans cheer as Bill rolls to the corner and catches his breath.
Steve White: And this one is really heating up now! Both men coming to a stalemate each time they tango but only one of them can walk away with the Northern American Championship no matter how evenly matched this fight is!
Chuck Thompson: That’s true Steve. These two really hate each other dating back months now but the victor of this match will prove a lot!
Bill and Thor meet back in the center of the ring, charging each other! Thor comes off second best but when Bill goes down to follow up, Thor kicks him in the face and gets up! Bill swings but Thor ducks him and boots Bill in the gut, thinking Parasite Eve but Bill gets out of it and bounces off of the ropes! Bill charges Thor but Thor drops and trips Bill on the mat! Thor comes behind Bill and gets on top of him on the mat, locking him in a crossface!
Steve White: Thor’s got him locked in! He’s got him locked up tight and Bill’s gonna tap out!
Chuck Thompson: Thor’s gonna be the new Northern American Champion!
Thor has Bill in the hold tight! Bill screams in pain but is able to find the wherewithal to crawl to the ropes and get a rope break! The ref pulls Thor off of Bill and Thor pulls Bill off of the mat and tosses him in the corner! Thor runs up and goes to hit Bill with a corner clothesline but Bill boots a running Thor in the face! Bill runs up and hits Thor with a desperate Bulldog! Bill is recovering from Thor’s flurry of dominant attacks but realizes he needs to end this match quick so he covers Thor!
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Steve White: And Thor kicks out! Bill looks visibly shocked and shaken! Thor has put Bill though hell here tonight and I don’t think Bill has a way to put Thor away!
Chuck Thompson: Thor refuses to die. Thor has been all over Bill in this match and Bill just can’t find a second to breathe.
Bill picks Thor up and bounces him off of the ropes! Bill goes for a clothesline but Thor ducks it comes back hitting Bill with a straight knee to the midsection! Thor bends Bill over and goes for Parasite Eve but Bill squirms out of it and swings at Thor! Thor ducks it and comes back with a right hand of his own which Bill blocks! Bill boots Thor in the gut and give him the Ryde of Your Lyfe! The fans go nuts as Bill covers him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Northern American Champion… Bill Ryder!
The winner stands up as the fans go wild and their music hits the PA. We fade out to a video promo for Miss Scars and Stripes and the Jr Heavyweight Championship match.
We come back to the ring and we see Patricia Downs with a mic standing in the center, ready to introduce the next match!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen… These two following contests are for the title of Miss Scars and Stripes and the Jr Heavyweight Championship respectively!
Jayne’s music hits as she makes her way out onto the stage in her robe, ready for her epic bikini encounter with Aubree Celeste! Jayne taunts out to the crowd and blows kisses all around as she walks down the ramp! She gets a few jeers from the crowd and some fans that refuse to high five her but she continues to get in the ring where Alexander Corvis is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… She is the challenger… Jayne!
The fans erupt in cheers and get to their feet as Aubree Celeste’s music hits! Aubree makes her way out onto the stage and hypes up the crowd in her robe! She bolts down the ramp and high fives the fans then slides in the ring, facing Jayne and ready to fight for the title of Miss Scars and Stripes. She holds up her title belt to the screaming fans.
Patricia Downs: And next… She is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen, this first match is a traditional Bikini Contest. You know the rules, whoever the fans love to see the most in their bikini will win the match and claim the title of Miss Scars and Stripes!
Jayne demands that she start the match first and he/she walks up to Corvis and starts to de-robe. The fans shrill as Jayne fumbles with the rope on the robe, preparing for Jayne’s bikini. Jayne slowly removes the robe and drops it to the floor revealing a sight that all sends the fans back in shock! Jayne is wearing a teardrop bikini that’s 3 sizes too small for him and a G-string! The fans are outraged and start booing as Jayne begins to pose around the ring! Jayne looks offended.
Steve White: Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: That’s fucking disgusting! Why are they doing this? We know Jayne is a man! Stop this… Blaghghgha!
Steve White: Chuck’s vomiting everywhere!
Jayne flips off the fans as Corvis tries to calm the situation down.
Alexander Corvis: All right… That was Jayne, let’s give it up for Jayne! … … … And now, the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
Aubree walks up to the center of the ring as the fans erupt in cheers once more. Aubree slowly and sensually unties her robe and drops it to the mat… The fans go wild as Aubree showcases a bright red bikini, glowing as she poses – even Jayne is in awe. The fans cheer constantly for a while until Corvis pleads with them to calm down.
Alexander Corvis: Well… I guess that settles it… Here is your winner and the 2014 Miss Scars and Stripes… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING
The fans cheer as Corvis comes over and gives Aubree the Miss Scars and Stripes sash. Aubree celebrates out to the fans who continue to tear the roof off of the arena with cheers.
Steve White: Aubree looking beyond incredible tonight and it’s earned her the title of Miss Scars and Stripes tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I’m magically cured!
Jayne runs up and knocks Aubree down with a forearm to the back then demands that Corvis tell the ref to ring the bell for the title match!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: And the Jr Heavyweight Championship match started just like that!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree wrestling in a bikini! This is the greatest night ever! We can just end the night after this contest guys!
Jayne puts Aubree in the corner and starts booting the crap out of her! Aubree grabs onto Jayne’s leg and trips her up! Jayne drops to the mat and Aubree kicks her across the face! Jayne wales out in pain but forces herself up only to get incredibly fast kicks to the gut and chest which send Jayne reeling!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Those kicks!
Chuck Thompson: I’m in heaven right now… Aubree I love you…
Jayne fires jabs and strikes at Aubree but Aubree tilts out of the way to avoid each one! Aubree grabs Jayne and follows up with a Beautiful Goodbye! Jayne lies on the mat defeated as the fans roar with cheers! Aubree covers Jayne!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… STILL the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Miss Scars and Stripes… Aubree Celeste!
Aubree gets up, nursing her leg as she holds up her Sash and Championship! She holds the title belt up as we fade out to a video package for the Hardcore Championship!
We come back as Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the next match!
Patricia Downs: This following contest a fatal four way hardcore match set for one fall and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
A hush goes over the crowd as the lights lower to a level that is just above off. The sound of a woman's voice can be heard over the loud speakers. "Help me Handsome Devil! You're my only hope!" With that, "Invincible" by OK GO hits the loud speaker and the once quite crowed bursts into a earth shaking roar as Handsome Devil bursts from out behind the curtain. A huge smile spreads across his face as he looks around at all the screaming fans. He then runs down the ramp, high fiving some of the fans along the way. Not showing any sign of slowing down as he approaches the ring, Devil slides under the bottom rope and continues his way to the opposite ropes where he jumps on to the middle rope and raises his fist with a battle cry. The masked man then jumps off and heads to the middle of the ring and strikes a heroic pose. With a wink to the ladies and a thumbs up to the kids, he turns to and walks over to his corner where he takes a seat on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: First up… Handsome Devi!
“Take em Out” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… Conner Creed!
The arena lights dim as Adelitas Way’s “Scream” begins playing. A womans silhouetted figure appears on the stage, and chase lights flash all over the stage/arena and old wrestling footage plays from Rose's many matches at other wrestling federations, many focusing on the several titles she has held over the years. The silhouetted figure remains completely still with her arms at her sides and her feet shoulder width apart. As soon as the lyrics begin, the building erupts in pale green light and Rose thrusts her right fist straight up into the air. She stands for a moment, nodding her head to the music with a big smile on her face. She then skips once and struts down toward the ring, dancing somewhat provocatively and high fiving fans. As the music slows (“I want to take it too far…”), she slides into the ring. She crawls to the middle before hopping up and heading toward the far right corner. She climbs onto the top rope, keeping one foot on the second to keep balance. The lyrics continue, just before the lead singer gets into the chorus, Rose jumps from the top turnbuckle, does a flip in the air and lands as the singer yells “scream” while lip syncing. She then continues to dance, wave, and blow kisses to the audience as her music fades.
Patricia Downs: Next… Rose!
As the modern day Sinatra, Michael Buble's cover of I've Got the World on a String begins to play through the P.A. System, the tune is challenged by the heap of boos from the audience. Their roars of disapproval only spike when the Venetian born Chris DeAngelo, sporting his typical pair of black trunks with his gilded surname across the rear, kneepads and boots, emerges through the curtain, along with the EHWF Hardcore Championship that sits wrapped around his waist and the black t-shirt with the likeness of his company Silverscreen in a fine, silver text. A million dollar smile lay on his face as he halts his walk at the end of the stage and takes a gander around the arena, soaking in the energy, while at the same time gripping onto the top of his title with his hands. He doesn't sit for long, and makes his way down the ramp where his strut sometimes finds itself jiving to the tune heard loud inside the packed stadium. His walk up the steps and into the ring finds someway to be even more arrogant, to the crowd's disdain. Once in the ring, he finds himself up one of the turnbuckles closest to the announce desk. With pride evident, he unstraps the title and hoists it high above his head with his right hand. His music begins to fade as he slings the title over his shoulder and steps off the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And finally… He is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Chris DeAngelo!
DING DING DING
The match starts and DeAngelo slips out of the ring and quickly finds a steel chair. Creed is quickly behind him and knocks him down to the floor! Creed starts to stomp out DeAngelo on the outside but Chris trips him up and picks the steel chair up once more and cracks it over Creed’s head! Creed drops to the ground but DeAngelo shows no mercy and slams the chair over Creed’s head once again! DeAngelo picks Creed up and tosses him into the steel steps! DeAngelo picks up the chair once more but Handsome Devil moonwalks out of the ring and grabs the chair! The two start wrestling for control of the chair!
Steve White: And DeAngelo ruthlessly beating the crap out of Conner Creed with that chair, showing no remorse! DeAngelo is a real prick you know that!
Chuck Thompson: Prick is his middle name after all… Handsome and Chris are trying to gain control of that chair right now though!
Rose runs through the ring and baseball slides the chair right into the faces of Handsome Devil and DeAngelo! Rose then bounces off of the ropes then launches herself over the top rope and lands on both Handsome and Chris with a diving somersault! Rose gets up but only to be taken down with a Clothesline From Hell from a recovered Creed! Creed is quickly met with DeAngelo again who whips him against the barricade! DeAngelo grabs Handsome Devil and rams him into the apron! He pulls him back and rams him into it another 3 or 4 times! DeAngelo then tosses Handsome aside and starts looking for a weapon under the ring but Rose grabs him from behind and gets him in a chokehold! DeAngelo can’t get out of it as he thrashes around! After a while DeAngelo is able to jab Rose in the eye and free himself from the hold! He grabs Rose by her collar and hit her with big fists to the head, dropping her to the ground!
Steve White: DeAngelo giving no cares in the world about what he’s doing to his opponents tonight! He really wants to retain that championship!
Chuck Thompson: DeAngelo is a ruthless motherfucker tonight but he’s coming up against 3 of the best contenders for his title tonight!
Handsome comes up and hits DeAngelo with a kendo stick across the back! Handsome then snaps it over DeAngelo’s head and grabs him, rolling him back into the ring! Handsome gets up on the apron to get in himself but Creed comes up and grabs Handsome’s leg, pulling him down to the ground outside! Handsome grabs Creed as he picks him up but Creed grabs Handsome by his mask and bounces his head off of the ringpost! DeAngelo slides back outside, this time with a crowbar! DeAngelo hits Creed in the chest with it then smacks him in the head with it as all the fans shrill at the sight! DeAngelo doesn’t care what he does, he walks up to Handsome who’s getting up. DeAngelo boots him in the groin then hits him in the jaw with the crowbar! DeAngelo picks up Handsome and rolls him back into the ring but Rose runs over and dropkicks DeAngelo into the apron! Rose gets up and lifts up DeAngelo, slinging him onto her shoulder. She runs up and ramps his head right into the ringpost! The fans are cheering but Creed runs over and hip and shoulder’s Rose into the barricade!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! These guys are gonna kill each other here tonight! This is a true Hardcore Championship defense!
Chuck Thompson: DeAngelo is bleeding from that last shot from Rose! Creed is fucked up after DeAngelo wielded that crowbar on him and Handsome Devil and Rose are still down!
Creed rolls in the ring and covers Handsome Devil!
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Handsome kicks out and Creed lifts him to his feet, tossing him into the corner! Creed hits Handsome with a massive corner clothesline but Rose makes her way to the top rope from the outside and missile dropkicks Creed! Handsome stumbles around only to be booted in the midsection by Rose! Creed comes over for a Clothesline From Hell but she ducks him, grabs his and Handsome’s arms and locks them both in a double armbar maneuver! The fans go wild as both men struggle in the hold!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Rose has two men locked in the armbar at the same time! This is incredible! It could be over!
Chuck Thompson: The skill! Rose is going to be the new Champion!
DeAngelo quickly slides in to break it up! He lunges at Rose on the mat but she opens up the hold and gets him locked in the armbar as well as Handsome and Creed! She has all three men locked in at once in the unorthodox move as they all scream out in pain! The three try to work together to get her up but Rose doesn’t budge and pulls all three men back down! Handsome is about to tap but Creed doesn’t let him! DeAngelo reaches over with his free arm and pokes Rose in the eyes, forcing her to release the men! DeAngelo gets up and so does Creed! Creed runs at DeAngelo and rams him into the corner! Creed then reaches on the outside and pulls in a chair! He comes back in the ring and swings it at DeAngelo but misses! DeAngelo snatches the chair from Creed and smacks it over his head, sending him crashing to the outside!
Steve White: DeAngelo may have knocked out Creed with that huge chair shot!
Chuck Thompson: That was incredible!
DeAngelo runs up and slams the chair over Handsome Devil’s head then continues to do so around 7 or 8 times until the chair breaks and Devil is a bleeding and bloody mess in the corner! DeAngelo spots Rose who has gotten up and he runs at her but she pulls the top rope down and sends Chris flying over to the outside, landing on Conner Creed! Rose looks around and sees a groggy Handsome Devil, barely conscious! She runs up and forces him to the ground then locks in the armbar once again! The fans go nuts! Chris DeAngleo hears the crowd pick up and forces himself to get to the apron! He rolls into the ring to stop the hold but it’s too late, just inches away from them, Handsome Devil taps out!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Hardcore Champion… Rose!
Rose gets up and is handed the Hardcore Championship! She holds it high as the music hits. DeAngelo rolls to the outside, pissed off and raging. He grabs Conner Creed by the hair and bounces his head off of the ring post then backs up and tosses him right into the barricade! The fans cheer as Rose watches on. We fade out to a video package for the Main Event match!
We come back as Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the main event match! The Cell Structure on the roof slowly begins to lower!
Patricia Downs: This following contest is the Extreme Hell in a Cell Match and it is for the EHWF Championship!
"Killem All" by KING 810 begins to blare through the speakers, echoing throughout the pitch black arena, signaling the arrival of Eli Sykes. The lights come on as Sykes makes his way through the curtain onto the stage, taking a moment to look around the packed arena. He continues his way towards the ring, slowly, with a ice cold stare on his face. When he reaches the ring, he makes his way up the steel steps then walks along the edge of the apron. He then faces the crowd and a cocky smirk stretches across his face. He steps between the ropes and enters the ring, waiting for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing… Eli Sykes!
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “Not Gonna Die" by Skillet hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “Not Gonna Die” fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And next… Silver Kazama!
Linkin Park’s "Guilty All The Same" begins to play on the audio system. It is accompanied by red and yellow flashes, that light up the various aisles. Rain appears at the top of the entrance ramp, staring at the crowd. He has dark grey combat armour on, futuristic in appearance. It's skin tight and covers all but his face. His hair is slicked back and he has slight stubble. He makes his way down the ramp, taking his time, approaching the ring cautiously. He stalks the combat zone for a few seconds before slithering underneath the bottom ropes and into the ring. He approaches the referee and has a quiet word in his ear. His music fades
Patricia Downs: Next up… Rain!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And next… Mazzio!
SON OF A BITCH!
That was heard as "Witness" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites. Alex could then be seen walking out onto the stage wearing a pair of black capris with a black Misfits tanktop with the skull logo on the chest, with "The Misfits" above it. She flashes a big grin before she steps aside with her arms pointing at the curtain as Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, leaned in to let Alex kiss him on the cheek and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp, with Alex doing the same behind him. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would use his right foot to push down on the bottom rope, while pulling up on the middle rope to allow Alex to step into the ring a little easier. He would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Witness" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start before getting a small kiss from Alex and she climbed out of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Next… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
The choral build of "Birthright" signals the impending arrival of David Smith. The arena is filled with dim, cold blue light punctuated by white strobes that pulse in time with the opening riff, and white lasers form a shimmering archway around the entrance. The EHWF Champion appears as the first verse begins, garbed in all-black, a floor-length duster swirling around his lean frame. Notably absent from his person is the title belt itself, and the fans begin to raucously boo DGS as he stands atop the ramp, surveying the darkened arena with a slow, measured turn of the head. With equal slowness he raises his arms up from his sides, extending them out to either side of him and fully splaying his fingers, opening himself up to the fans' hatred. Basking in it, even.
He lowers his arms after a few moments and starts down the ramp, now solely focused on the ring. Ascending the steel steps, he walks to the center of the apron and turns outward, surveying the crowd once again, his face a mask of unassailable calm. He strikes the same pose as before, raising his arms and fully opening his hands, before stepping through the ropes into the ring. After removing his duster and tossing it to the outside, he goes to one corner and leans his back against it, waiting patiently for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The EHWF Champion… David Gideon Smith!
DING DING DING
The match starts as the fans are all going wild. Mazzio, Wilmer, Silver, Rain, Sykes and DGS all stare at each other as the cell fully seals and encloses them in. Quickly Silver rushes DGS in the corner sending the fans in a frenzy! DGS fights back and the two get into a brawl in the corner trading lefts and rights! Wilmer quickly rolls out of the ring as Rain releases Sykes to take on Mazzio head to head! Sykes and Mazzio lock up but before Mazzio can impose his size and power advantage Rain jumps on him and Legion begin double teaming him! On the outside Wilmer unhooks a barbed wire steel chair from the wall of the cage and slides the chair in the ring then follows! Rain and Sykes force Mazzio in the corner and start beating him down! Mazzio all of a sudden explodes up and tosses Rain and Sykes off of him! Wilmer rushes in and hits DGS in the back with the steel chair! DGS falls against the ropes only to get clotheslined to the outside by Silver! Mazzio picks Sykes up and whips him to Wilmer who knocks him down with the barbwire chair! Mazzio picks Rain up and whips him to Wilmer but Rain scouts it and boots the barbed wire chair into Wilmer's face!
Steve White: And Bah Gawd what a start to this match! This has been an incredible night and now the match that everyone has been waiting for is starting with a bang! Rain and Mazzio brawling inside the ring! Silver and the champion outside the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Well Steve I picked Wilmer to win this one! After seeing his amazing return and after seeing that Alex for some strange reason was the one that put him in this match I gotta pick The Wacky One!
Steve White: Well I said it before. I'm going with Mazzio tonight! He's hungry to win back that championship he was robbed of and he's ready. Mazzio has made improvements both technically and physically and the ability and power he possesses is nothing short of terrifying! What a contest this is going to be tonight!
Wilmer and Sykes begin to trade punches on the apron as a wild Sykes leans Wilmer over the corner ropes and begins to choke him! Mazzio forces Rain into the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! On the outside Silver is hitting DGS with knees to the gut and some quick swift kicks to the body! DGS pushes Silver into the barbed wire chain-link cell wall and then starts ramming him against it over and over again with big thrusts as we see Silver's back being torn up by the wall! DGS let's go of Silver and let's him drop on the outside! On the apron, Sykes knees Wilmer in the groin then runs him up, tossing him off right onto DGS! The fans go wild as DGS, Silver and Wilmer all lie in pain on the outside! Inside Rain is fighting back, blocking big rights from Mazzio and coming back with jabs of his own! Rain pulls back and dropkicks Mazzio right in the chest! Rain follows up with a jawbreaker, stunning Mazzio as Sykes comes from behind with big forearms to his back! Rain and Sykes swarm on Mazzio, beating him with big fists and forearms! They both knee him in the gut then whip him against the ropes! Mazzio bounces back and they wait for him but when he comes back running, Mazzio takes both Legion members out with a double clothesline! Sykes tries to get up to his feet quick but he's groggy! Mazzio presses him overhead and tosses him to the outside! The fans are going wild all on their feet as the action heats up!
Steve White: Now it's getting a bit more intense! All 6 of these top competitors deserve this superstar main event and they're fighting one amazing contest right now but when all is said and done there can only be one champion!
Chuck Thompson: That's right Steve. This match might be as extreme as they come and it might be in a cell but the only way to win is by a single pinfall or submission in the ring! Kind of funny huh?
Steve White: Mazzio fought back after a Legion beatdown and put a stop to Legion influence early but Rain and Sykes won't be silenced that easily!
Mazzio goes to turn his attention to Rain but he sees DGS get in the ring! Mazzio and DGS lock up! Mazzio wraps his hands around DGS and suspends him in midair but Rain comes over and low blows Mazzio! Mazzio falls to a knee and drops DGS with the champ landing on his feet! DGS bounces off against the ropes and hits a kneeling Mazzio with a big running boot to the face! Mazzio goes to get up but Rain dashes, taking out Mazzio's leg! Mazzio drops to the mat once more as DGS and Rain roll him out to the outside! DGS turns to Rain and Rain thinks there may be a temporary alliance but DGS realizes that this isn't Friendship Island and boots Rain in the gut then follows up with a DDT! The fans get to their feet and cheer. Silver quickly rolls in and makes a b-line for DGS. The lock up and Silver begins hammering the champ with quick jabs to the head! Silver blocks a swing from DGS then knees him in the gut and follows up with a dropkick, sending DGS in the corner! Silver thinks to follow up with a corner clothesline but DGS springs out of the corner and takes Silver down with a lariat! DGS doesn't get a second to react as he's sprayed by foam! Wilmer is in the ring with a fire extinguisher and sprays DGS then comes out of the mist and nails the champ in the head with the extinguisher itself! DGS drops to the mat holding his head in pain as we see the foam covered champ begin to bleed! Wilmer dives down and covers David quickly!
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Steve White: A cover! A cover!
Chuck Thompson: This is it!
NO!
Silver dives on Wilmer and David, breaking the cover attempt! Silver and Wilmer get up. They stare across from each other for some time as the fans go wild! Before anything is able to happen, Rain runs in and takes Silver down with a lariat and Sykes runs in, hitting Wilmer with a leg-sweep! Both men turn their attention to David who is trying to get up after that extinguisher shot. Rain and Sykes lift him up then quickly hit him with a double suplex! They pick the champ back up and plant him down with another one! Silver runs in and hammers Sykes down with a forearm to the back but he can't turn around quick enough and falls victim to a quick Hexproof from Rain! The fans go wild as Rain quickly covers Silver!
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Wilmer comes in at 2 and breaks up the cover! Wilmer gets up and gets into a grapple with Rain! The two wrestle for control of one another but come to a stalemate against the ropes! The fans cheer as DGS runs up behind both men and tosses them over the top rope and to the outside! DGS sees Silver trying to get up so he knees him in the midsection then tosses him to the outside through the middle rope. David follows Silver on the outside leaving the ring empty!
Steve White: Silver and DGS still going at it! DGS not wanting Silver to get anywhere near that title and Silver, knowing this is his last chance at true redemption in regards to the championship!
Chuck Thompson: Right, and Wilmer wanting to prove that he's still got it and that he's back! Rain wanting to show everyone he and Legion are forces to be reckoned with!
Steve White: There is so much talent and star power in this match! The fans have loved this amazing night and now they're all on their feet for the main event the world has been waiting for!
David grabs Silver on the outside and Irish whips him right into the door of the cell! The fans are going wild as DGS goes to do it again but Silver reverses it and this time sends the champ smashing into the cell! Silver runs up going for a desperate Devil Trigger but DGS ducks it and when he turns around he hits Silver with a massive Spear against the door! The door comes off of it's hinges and the two rivals break off to the outside of the cell! Every fan gets to their feet while Silver and DGS lie beaten and bloodied on the cage door outside the cell!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! DGS just speared Silver Kazama through the door of the damn cell! This is amazing! This is incredible! I think Silver might be out of it after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Are you a fool!? You can't keep Silver down, especially not tonight! I think you must be forgetting that there are also 4 other men still in this match and still in the cell!
Steve White: That's right and while it's all well and goof that both Silver and DGS have broken off to the outside, the only way to win this match is via a pinfall or submission in the ring!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Back in the cell Sykes and Rain pick up Wilmer and Irish whip him into the cell wall! A bleeding Wilmer drops to the floor but Legion picks him back up and slams him into the cell wall again! Sykes grabs Wilmer solo and goes to toss him into the wall once more but Wilmer reverses it and whips Sykes at full strength into the cell in retaliation! Rain wastes no time though and grabs Wilmer from behind then tosses him into the cell wall as hard as he can! The wall becomes slightly deformed under the pressure of each slam!
Steve White: These guys are gonna break the cell like that! Damn Sykes and Wilmer are hurt from this big shots into the wall and they're both bleeding badly!
Chuck Thompson: If the Wacky One wants to win this then he's really going to have to avoid devastating moves like that especially from Legion!
Steve White: Legion wants that title and both Rain and Eli have worked very well together here tonight! I know I already made my pick but the World Championship is not out of reach from Legion tonight by any means!
Rain picks Wilmer back up and slams him yet again at full speed into the cells wall! Eli gets up and both Legion members pick a beaten Wilmer up. Wilmer, fearing another slamming, elbows Rain in the midsection and gets into a grapple with both Legion enforcers! They struggle on the outside between the cell and the ring. Suddenly the fans all pick up as Mazzio has left the cell and is of the outside of it now! Mazzio walks over to the cell wall and watches Wilmer and Legion fight inside the cell! Mazzio grabs hold of the damaged cell wall where Eli and Wilmer were flung into many times and starts to grasp it! The fans cheer as Mazzio pulls on the chain link wall and looks the cell up and down!
Steve White: What's Mazzio trying to do to the cell!? Is he thinking of climbing it right now or what?
Chuck Thompson: It doesn't look like it but he sure has a tight hold on that wall!
The fans are cheering! Mazzio stresses and pulls at the cell wall violently. He stretches the chain link as he continues to pull as hard as he can! Suddenly the sides of the wall begin to spit out rivets and it comes lose! The fans get on their feet as Mazzio yanks out the massive cell wall right out of the cell itself! The fans go completely nuts as Mazzio holds the wall up and Legion and Wilmer stop fighting and watch on shocked!
Fans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Oh shit! Mazzio just reared off one of the four walls of the cell! How did he do it! This is incredible right now!
Chuck Thompson: I don't believe my eyes right now! The power, the strength! What is this fucking guy!? Wilmer, Sykes and Rain look like they can't believe it either! Two seconds ago they were slamming each others head in that wall and now somehow Mazzio has pulled it out of the fucking cell and is holding it up!
Steve White: That wall must weigh a gargantuan weight! Mazzio is on another level right now! I don't know how this is possible!
Legion and Wilmer let go of each other and look on at Mazzio. Mazzio, still holding the huge cell wall up, runs at them and slams into all three of them, sandwiching and crushing the three contenders against the ring! The fans go nuts as DGS who is leaning against the barricade watches on, somewhat shocked! Mazzio falls back outside the cell and drops the massive wall! It falls and comes crashing down on one side of the barricade! Most of the barricade under the wall gets destroyed while fans are forced back in the stands as the wall crushes part of the audience area as well!
Fans: This Is Awesome!!
Steve White: Shit... Is everyone ok!?
Chuck Thompson: Those fans in the front row got out of the way just in time. The cell is damaged, the barricade is broken, there is a huge cell wall crushing the outside and crowd area! Do these guys want to wreck this arena!?
Steve White: I don't know why or even how Mazzio did that but he's done tremendous damage not only to the cell and arena but also to some of his opponents! He wants this world championship Chuck!
Mazzio spots DGS leaning on the barricade! DGS gets up and stances, ready but Mazzio explodes at a rush of speed and nails the champ with a massive clothesline! Mazzio quickly makes his way back in the cell through the broken doorway. He goes on the outside of the ring and picks up Eli Sykes! Mazzio rolls Sykes in and goes to get in himself but Wilmer climbs on the apron and grabs Mazzio's leg! Mazzio kicks Wilmer back down to the outside! Mazzio gets in the ring and covers Eli Sykes!
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NO!
Rain runs in and slams a chair over Mazzio's head from behind, breaking the cover! Rain ruthlessly keeps slamming the chair over Mazzio's head! Mazzio pushes Rain off of him and forces him into the corner! Mazzio runs up and hits Rain with a big corner clothesline! Mazzio backs off and runs at Rain but Rain jumps up and drives his boot into Mazzio's face! Eli gets up and grabs the chair, smashing it over Mazzio's head! The chair breaks when Eli hits him a second time! Rain jumps on Mazzio's back and Eli grabs him! Both Legion members force the big man to the ropes and they clothesline him over the top rope and send him to the outside! Legion gets no time to rest though as Wilmer slides in the ring with a baseball bat he took off of the cell wall! He runs up and smacks Rain in the chest at full pace with the bat! Rain goes down and coughs up blood as Eli runs over and tries to wrestle the bat out of Wilmer's grasp! Eli snatches the bat and tries to hit Wilmer but ye catches it and the two go back to wrestling for it! After a while, a hurt Rain crawls behind Wilmer and low blows him! Eli gets the bat and smacks it across Wilmer's back! Rain then signals for Eli to get rid of Wilmer and Eli runs Wilmer up and tosses him out of the ring, sending him landing on top of Mazzio on the outside! Eli and Rain back off in the ring. They go to two separate corners and rest, trying to use the time to recover!
Steve White: And Legion are taking a well deserved rest here!
Chuck Thompson: They've been able to fight effectively as a team but only one person can be champion at the end of the night... Wait, what's that?
Steve White: Wait a second! That's Silver climbing the cell, Chuck!
We pan over outside the cell and Silver is halfway through climbing it! Silver looks down at DGS who just got up from Mazzio's clothesline! Silver gestures to DGS then smirks and shouts something at him. DGS isn't affected but he begins to climb the cage after Silver anyway! The fans cheer! They go nuts as Silver and then DGS get to the top of the cage! Silver runs at DGS but DGS hits Silver with a surprise lariat! DGS grabs Silver and goes to drag him off the cell with no remose but before DGS can send Silver plummeting, Silver elbows DGS in the gut then pushes him away! There are many weapons atop the cell and Silver grabs a barbwire wrapped 2x4! DGS goes to reach for an object but Silver snaps the 2x4 over David's back! David drops to his knees on the center of the roof! Silver grabs him but DGS rams into Silver with a corner thrust! DGS scoops Silver up but Silver slides down David's back, turns him around and hits him with the Silver Diamond! As DGS hits the roof of the cell, the force of Silver's finishing move puts DGS through the cell roof and amazingly sends DGS plummeting down into the ring! Silver sits up, just inches away from the hole in the roof, looking shocked himself! Every fan gets to their feet!
Fans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! No! No! Silver just sent DGS through the roof of the cell with the Silver Diamond and sent DGS plummeting back down to the ring!
Chuck Thompson: I think that's it for DGS! We're gonna have a new champ tonight!
Steve White: These fans are going completly wild right now! I can't even hear myself talk! What a night, what a match!
In the cell, Wilmer and Sykes have started to brawl once again. They slam each other against one of the walls. Wilmer grabs Sykes and smacks his head off of the frame of the cell doorway! They both spill outside the cell! Sykes picks up a table on the outside and hoists it on his shoulder! He runs at Wilmer and nails him right in the head with the corner of the table! Back on top of the cell, Silver grabs a ladder and tries to thread it through the hold back to the ring but realizes that it's too short. Silver stands on the cell roof ladder in hand. Bellow him on the outside, Sykes sets up a table, he goes to Wilmer who he thinks he's beaten enough but Wilmer pushes off of Sykes and nails him with the Lubrication Twist on the outside! The fans go wild as Wilmer grabs Sykes and puts him on the table he set up! Wilmer looks around and notices Silver on top of the cell... Wilmer gets his old friends attention and tells Silver to jump from the roof onto Sykes and the table! The fans go wild with cheers but Silver shakes his head and replies with no. The fans continue to cheer and a Silver chant breaks out! Wilmer continues to encourage his friend. Silver looks back down to the ring and sees Rain and Mazzio brawling over who'll cover a messed up DGS... Silver looks out at all the cheering fans as Wilmer can still be heard encouraging Silver... Silver looks down at Sykes on the table... Silver stands tall at the top of the cell... He sets up the ladder sending the fans even louder! Silver begins to climb the ladder getting even higher! He gets to the top and stands incredibly high on the ladder on top of the roof of the cell! Silver looks down and takes a moment but the fans that are going wild have already decided for him! Silver braces himself!
Steve White: Don't do it Silver! Think of your career! Think of your fans! Think of your family!
Silver stands tall at the top of the ladder then dives off the top! Every fan gets to their feet and the crowd erupts with cheers! Silver plummets down and puts Eli Sykes through the table with a sky high Last Kazama! Silver and Eli go crashing through the table and both men lie motionless and bleeding on the ground!
Fans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!! He's dead! He's dead! Silver Kazama has killed himself! I don't believe it! We've never seen anyone jump from that high before! Silver Kazama is dead!
Chuck Thompson: Eli Sykes might be dead too! Look at all that blood!
Steve White: I know this match has been beyond amazing but I think we need to stop it! That's just too far! Too far! This has gone too far now!
Wilmer looks shocked, holding his hand over his mouth as he instantly regrets that decision. EMT's rush down with a stretcher to come and collect Sykes and Silver. Wilmer waits with Silver as the EMT's swarm the scene.
Back in the ring Mazzio plants Rain down with a massive palm to the back! Rain backs off and takes refuge on the ropes. Rain looks past Mazzio and notices DGS getting up behind him. DGS and Rain get up! Rain runs at Mazzio hitting him with a clothesline the same time DGS takes out Mazzio's leg! They both drop Mazzio to the mat then swarm on him, stomping out his head and his body! Mazzio rolls onto the apron and Rain quickly grabs DGS from behind, trying for a DDT but he can't get it. DGS hits Rain with an armdrag! DGS lines up Rain as he gets up and hits him with a Spear! Rain rolls out, defeated to the outside! Wilmer runs in and goes for a clothesline but DGS ducks him and hits Wilmer with a Spear when he turns around! DGS is desperate for a cover but as he goes to pin Wilmer, Mazzio knocks DGS down with a forearm to the back of the head! Mazzio picks DGS up, tosses him in the corner and fires big lefts and rights, taking the wind out of DGS with each massive strike! On the apron, Rain gets up with a lead pipe! He runs over and smacks Mazzio over the head with it! Mazzio turns around and grabs Rain but Rain hits him with a hangman on the ropes! Rain slides back in and nails Mazzio with the lead pipe countless times across his legs and body! Mazzio falls on the ropes and Rain dropkicks Mazzio over the top rope! DGS is on the outside... He spots Wilmer recovering but he runs up and spears Wilmer right through the cage wall! A Wilmer sized hole remains in the chain-link as both men are on the outside of the cell now!
Fans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! DGS just speared Wilmer through the cell wall! What else!? What else dammit!?!
Chuck Thompson: How are any of these guys still standing!? There's blood everywhere!!
Steve White: Wait... is that Silver!
As Silver is being wheeled up the ramp on a stretcher along Eli Sykes, he gets off his and starts limping down the ramp back to the cell! Silver gets in the cell and the fans erupt into cheers! Rain rolls out of the ring and confronts Silver but Silver boots Rain in the gut and bounces his head off of the cell wall! A barely standing Silver grabs a pane of glass off of the cell wall and when Rain gets to his knees, Silver smashes it over his head! The fans are going nuts! There's debris and blood all over the ring and arena! DGS comes back in the cell through the Wilmer hole only to be struck with a right hand by Silver! Silver is all over DGS with knees, kicks punches and strikes! Silver boots David's head against the cell wall! Silver backs off and waits for DGS to get up! When he does Silver goes for a halfhearted Devil Trigger but misses and DGS shoves him into the cell wall! DGS and Mazzio face the same wall but stand on opposite sides. Mazzio in front of one ring post and DGS in front of the other... Rain stands up in front of Mazzio and Silver stands up in front of DGS! Mazzio and DGS spear Rain and Silver against the same cell wall at the same exact time! The fans all get up and cheer as the cell wall looks deformed now! A destroyed Rain looks up at the pillar holding the cell up and notices it's completely been bent by the force of the spears! Suddenly a loud creaking noise is heard and the cell wall pops out and lands on the ramp destroying parts of the barricade, lighting equipment and knocking down cameramen!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! What’s happening!?!
The whole cell structure begins to lean as the supports buckle and bend! The whole cell comes down! The roof splits into three parts and slams onto the ring and onto some superstars! The walls fall onto the barricade and take announce areas and the whole ring and cell are demolished! The rings ring posts are bent, it’s on an angle and the ropes are down as some of the roof leans on it! The sound of the destroyed cell breaking still sounds throughout the arena!
Fans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT!!
Steve White: THE CELL JUST COLLAPSED! THESE GUYS PUT THE CELL THOUGH SO MUCH PUNISHMENT THAT IT JUST FELL! Is everyone all right!?
Chuck Thompson: Best night ever! I think everyone is fine but some fans got knocked on their asses! This match is still going!
In the wreckage Mazzio pushes off one of the thirds of the roof off of him and gets up! From behind Eli Sykes who has recovered, hits Mazzio with a barbed wire steel chair! Rain comes up with his own and they hit Mazzio with their weapons countless times, beating him down! They roll him in what’s left of the ring and get in brutalizing him with the chairs once more until Mazzio is just a bloody pile of defeat on the mat! Suddenly, Wilmer springs off of one of the bent ring posts and double dropkicks Eli and Rain in the head, sending them falling out of the ring!
Steve White: It’s Wilmer! It’s Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: How the fuck are any of these assholes still standing!?
Wilmer turns around in the ring but to his dismay DGS runs in and knees Wilmer in the midsection then starts hammering him with huge shots! DGS pushes Wilmer to the mat then lines him up for a Spear! Wilmer gets up and DGS bolts at him but Wilmer spins around and sends DGS head first into one of the bent ring posts! Wilmer doesn’t stop there! He grabs DGS and bounces his head off of it then tosses him out of the ring onto one of the cage walls on the outside! Wilmer turns around and to his shock he sees a destroyed Mazzio, dripping with blood getting up!
Steve White: Mazzio is somehow to his feet! How do you stop this guy!?!
Wilmer runs up and sidekicks Mazzio in the head! Mazzio doesn’t fall; instead he knocks Wilmer back into the ropes with a massive right hand! Wilmer stumbles around but comes back to Mazzio and boots him! Wilmer lines Mazzio up and quickly hits him with a big Lubrication Twist! The fans go nuts! A Wilmer chant breaks out! Wilmer gets up to cover him but Silver slides in the ring, turns Wilmer around and hits him with the Silver Diamond! The fans go wild! Wilmer is hit with the Silver Diamond and rolls out destroyed! Silver stumbles around and falls on Mazzio! With all the other refs destroyed, Mayhem GM Joanna Isabella runs in the ring and makes the count!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And the NEW EHWF Champion… SILVER KAZAMA!
Silver lies on Mazzio, he can’t get up or move. Joanna drapes the title over him as the fans go wild. The other men in the match are all conscious. They look into the abyss, the match finally over yet they are far past their limits to actually react to the result.
Fans: AHHHH!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! SILVER DID IT!?! Bah Gawd Silver did it! New World Champion!
Chuck Thompson: What a match! That’s what you call a Scars and Stripes Main E-fucking-vent! This entire arena has been obliterated almost!!
Joanna helps Silver up so he can see the fans. She slings his arm over he shoulder and shows him to the screaming fans as confetti and fireworks all go off around the arena and stage!
Steve White: Oh wait… You know what this means… DGS successfully defended last month – he has a rematch clause… We… We’re gonna see DGS vs. Silver for the Championship again!
Chuck Thompson: What!? Are you kidding me!?
Silver falls to the mat once again as EMT’s rush the area. DGS walks back up the ramp. Mazzio sits up in the ring. Rain leans against the apron checking on Eli and Wilmer lies on the ground just staring at the roof. The fans erupt into cheers after the pyro show.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… It’s been one incredible night that will never be forgotten! Next week though we have Mayhem #150 so the celebrations are not over yet but we just want to thank you all for making history with us on this night! Thank you!
Pyro goes off once again as Silver leans against the ropes holding the Championship belt up to the screaming fans. We fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show.
The camera then pans around the entire arena, showing all of the EHWF fans in the sold out Consol Energy Center, in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania!
After about a minute of panning around the arena and showing all the fans on their feet, the camera pans down to ringside where the EHWF commentating team is ready to call a night full of action.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen let me be the first to welcome you to EHWF's biggest Pay Per View of the year, Scars & Stripes 2014! It is finally here, Chuck! The moment the world has been waiting for! What a night we have planned!
Chuck Thompson: Oh man you are not kidding! I've been pumped up for this night since last year! Michael Rissi, our new owner has set up an amazing Main Event match this year! An Extreme Hell in a Cell Match with the EHWF Championship on the line! David Gideon Smith defends against long time rival Silver Kazama – a man with one last shot at redemption. Eli Sykes – a long time Bash associate looking to bring EHWF to Legion. The returning Wilmer Patacky – the man who somehow got into this match and is looking to prove himself right where he left off, at the top. Rain – another Legion entity who is looking to finally add the world championship to his impressive list of achievements and Mazzio – a former champion looking to get back what was taken from him. When all six of these men collide the impact the match will have on the world will be huge!
Steve White: That will certainly be the match of the night and possibly the year! We also have Chris DeAngelo defending the Hardcore Championship against Rose, Conner Creed and Handsome Devil! That match will certainly live up to the meaning of hardcore but we also have a bikini contest and singles match in one with Aubree Celeste defending the Jr Heavyweight Championship against Jayne!
Chuck Thompson: And don’t fucking forget Bill vs. Sahta Thor in a big grudge match to settle their rivalry! One man will walk out the Northern American Champion and the other will walk out disgraced! It still probably wont be better than seeing Aubree Celeste in a bikini though…
Steve White: And the first match of its kind in EHWF! The Feast or Fired contest! 6 competitors. One Hardcore Contract, one Northern American Contract and one Firing are all up for grabs here at Scars and Stripes in this match and mark my words… Tonight someone will be fired! Enough talk though Chuck, I’m excited… Lets just start this show!
The fans all get to their feet as Michael Rissi’s music hits! Rissi comes out on the stage as his pyro goes off. He makes his way down the ramp, high fiving fans as he gets in the ring. In the center of the ring is a podium with a black sheet over it. Rissi makes his way over to it and holds a mic up to his face, gesturing for the fans to calm down.
Michael Rissi: Ladies and Gentlemen… Welcome… to SCARS AND STRIPES 2014!
The fans go wild as more pyro shoots out from the Scars and Stripes branding on the roof and on the stage! The announce team and officials on the outside stand up as Rissi once again waits for the fans to finish cheering.
Michael Rissi: Tonight… Before we kick off this amazing night I wanted to come out and unveil something very special to you all tonight! Seeing as EHWF has had another amazing year and we get to experience another incredible Scars and Stripes event… a change was made to commemorate the great work being done in the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation. Tonight, 6 of the very best will fight for the greatest prize in the wrestling and sporting world – EHWF management got together and invested in a new World Championship Title Belt… Here it is!
Rissi grabs the black sheet and pulls it off, unveiling the brand new EHWF Championship title belt! The fans cheer as we zoom in closer to the shining and sparkling title belt.
Chuck Thompson: Now that’s a beautiful title belt! We have a new World Championship belt and possibly after tonight a new world champion! This will certainly give the 6 men in the main event even more of a reason and motivation to fight for Championship inside that cell tonight now!
Steve White: Bah Gawd, now that’s a surprise! EHWF finally getting a new World Championship Title Belt! I think that’s amazing Chuck, a great way to start off Scars and Stripes 2014!
Michael Rissi: With that all said… Please enjoy the first match of the night!
We pan away as Rissi gets out of the ring and Patricia Downs gets in, wearing her pink sparkly dress for the event. She picks the mic up and brings it to her lips.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen… This opening contest is a no DQ match and it’s set for one fall!
“Rollin” by Limp Bizket hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and cheer continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man raises his hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, as he shows his respect for the fans that made him a legend. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction towards their hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man again raises both hands into the air and embraces the love that is showered upon him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Black Man!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Black Man vs. TQ Smooth
The bell rings and both men swarm each other in the center of the ring, trading big left and right hands! TQ creates distance with a knee to the midsection then hammers Black Man with big forearms to the back! Black Man hits the ropes and TQ grabs him, choking him with the top rope the fans are going wild as TQ really applies the pressure, trying to choke Black Man out!
Chuck Thompson: And this one is underway! Two hall of famers brawling and trying to settle their recent rivalry! They’ve had issues these past two months and TQ Smooth was an integral player in over throwing Black Man as the Chairman!
Steve White: Don’t forget these two hated each other long before that! Last year they had many a brawl and TQ Smooth not only took the EHWF Championship from him and orchestrated his demise from competition but he also became the second man to defeat Black Man! Can he do it again tonight!?
Black Man elbows TQ in the face and forces himself up! He nails TQ with a right hand, knocking him down to the mat! Black Man rolls out to the outside and looks under the ring! He pulls out a frying pan and the fans cheer. He gets back in the ring with it and lines TQ up, nailing him in the head as he gets to his feet! TQ falls back into the corner, holding his face! Black Man runs at him to hit him with another shot but TQ jumps up and drives a boot into a running Black Man’s face! TQ dives onto Black Man and starts hammering him with big right and left hands to the head, taking them both down to the mat!
Steve White: And now the big man TQ Smooth, hammering away at Black Man on the mat! Remember, anything goes in this contest, it’s a no disqualification match!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man might be black but so is TQ Smooth and we’re gonna one hell of a fight here tonight! A good ‘ol brawl like we used to see in the bronx!
Black Man pushes TQ Smooth off of him but when Black gets back up, Smooth nails him in the head with the frying pan! Black Man falls on the middle ropes and drops to the outside! TQ follows Black Man and picks him up. TQ whips Black Man but Black Man reverses it and tosses TQ right into the steel steps! Black Man walks over to the broadcast area and folds up a chair! He walks over to TQ and hits him with a massive chair shot in the back! TQ falls to the ground and Black Man hits him with a second one! Black Man tosses the chair aside and picks TQ up, rolling him back in the ring! Black Man gets in and drags TQ back to the center of the ring and covers him!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: And TQ kicks out at 2 after those massive chair shots from Black Man!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man want this win just as bad as TQ does and I don’t think either man will think twice about bashing the others head in with a foreign object to achieve the victory tonight!
Black Man shakes his head. He picks up TQ Smooth but TQ thumbs Black Man right in the eye! Black Man stumbles back but falls victim to a big boot from TQ Smooth! Black Man hits the ropes and TQ pins him up against them, ruthlessly stomping him out! After that TQ backs up and clotheslines Black Man over the top rope and once again sends him to the outside! TQ follows Black Man. He goes to pick him up but Black Man fires a right hand into TQ’s midsection! Black Man uppercuts TQ then waits for him to turn around! When he does Black Man goes for the Black Stunn but TQ catches his leg and reverses it into No Mans Land on the outside! The fans go wild as Black Man is laid out on the outside!
Steve White: It’s over! It’s gotta be over! TQ laid out Black Man with a surprise No Mans Land after Black Man tried to hit the Black Stunn!
Chuck Thompson: TQ is gonna do it! He’s been focused this whole match and he’s gonna show Black Man who’s boss right now!
TQ grabs Black Man and rolls him back in the ring! He slides in himself and goes to cover him but Black Man kicks TQ in the head out of desperation and quickly uses the ropes to get up! TQ runs up and goes to hit Black Man with a corner clothesline but TQ slams into the corner as Black dodges him! Black Man rolls onto the apron to take refuge! TQ Smooth is pissed, he gets up and turns around but Black Man nails TQ with a chair shot! TQ stumbles around only to be hit with another chair shot and finally before TQ can drop, Black Man hits him with a third chair shot! TQ hits the mat bleeding while Black Man goes to cover him! TQ quickly headbutts Black Man before he can hook a leg and both men get up!
Steve White: Black Man using those vicious chair shots to slow down and beat up TQ Smooth but TQ Smooth is STILL not done yet! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Those chair shots may have done tremendous damage and they may have been the only thing that has slowed TQ Smooth down but TQ is still fighting back!
Black Man goes to pick up the chair once more but TQ boots Black Man in the side of the ribs and he drops it! TQ fires a forearm into Black Man’s now bleeding face but Black Man fires an elbow back to TQ’s head! Black Man goes again for the Black Stunn but once again TQ stops it and catches Black Man’s leg! TQ quickly grabs Black Man and hoists him up ready for the TQ Special but Black Man thrashes around and lands on his feet! Black Man turns TQ around and hits TQ with the Black Stunn! The fans cheer as Black Man covers TQ!
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DIND DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Black Man!
Steve White: Black Man did it! Black Man pulled this off somehow! Black Man has won the first match tonight and it was against long time rival TQ Smooth!
Black Man gets to his feet as his music hits! Black Man starts celebrating to a mixed crowd as TQ Smooth runs back in the ring with a steel chair! Black Man quickly rolls out of the ring, narrowly avoiding a chair shot from a pissed off TQ Smooth! Black Man backs up the ramp as TQ stares out at him as we fade out to a promo for MAYHEM #150!
AFTER SCARS AND STRIPES!
We cut to the backstage area where we see Alexander looking quite a bit nervous. With her where several members of the indy cover band Wet With Wanting. Included where the pair of vocalists Velvet Grey and Jade. While the two were mostly identical in looks Jade was wearing a green corset and skirt which contrasted with Velvet's typical gray attire. With the pair was dummer Rosey.
Alexander Corvis: We are with vocalists for the Las Vegas based band Wet With Wanting. Ladies can you shed some light on what you are doing at Scars & Stripes tonight?
Velvet Grey: It is simple really, we are here to perform tonight.
Alexander Corvis: Can we get any indication in what manner you will be performing?
Velvet Grey: One of the roster asked up to help make tonight special by playing their entrance theme."
Rosey: Ten minutes, Mist- er- Boss.
Once Rosey finishes speaking Velvet leans forward slightly.
See us perform live in just a little while.
With that the trio walk off to meet up with the rest of the band. We fade back to the arena.
We come back as Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following interlude is the FORGOTTEN ROYAL MATCH! 20 past desperate superstars and divas will fight and wrestle this battle royal surrounded by the DEADLY EXOTIC FISH TANK! They will all be fighting for an EHWF contract and the last person left in the ring will be the winner!
A comical soundtrack hits the PA system as 20 past EHWF talents walk down the ramp and towards the tank that surrounds the ring. The officials lower a drawbridge attached to the tank and the participants climb onto it and all get into the ring. The drawbridge is then taken away and all the competitors stare each other down. The fish sense humans are near and they all perk up, ravaging the water, hungry for human flesh.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the participants tonight! …Drake Coleman, Heather Helmsley, James Serenity, Eric James, Scotty Paine, Rockin’ Lunatic, 2 Dope, Chance Davis, Kail Johnson-Etheniel, Coby Quik, Justin Underwood, Jake Hammer, Korey Kill, Destiny Michaels, Mike Flynn, Alexander Remington, Pandora, Lindsay Calaway, Eric Darkthrone, Storming Raven!
Chuck Thompson: Haha! I can’t believe this is what EHWF purchased the exotic dangerous fish for! This is great!
DING DING DING!
Interlude: Drake Coleman vs. Heather Helmsley vs. James Serenity vs. Eric James vs. Scotty Paine vs. Rockin’ Lunatic vs. 2 Dope vs. Chance Davis vs. Kail Johnson-Etheniel vs. Coby Quik vs. Justin Underwood vs. Jake Hammer vs. Korey Kill vs. Destiny Michaels vs. Mike Flynn vs. Alexander Remington vs. Pandora vs. Lindsay Calaway vs. Eric Darkthrone vs. Storming Raven
The bell sounds! The fish are snapping and the eels are waiting. Drake Coleman bursts into the crowd of ‘wrestlers’ and dives on all of them! He gets up and grabs James Serenity and forces him in the corner! They brawl and Heather tries to break them up! All the rest of the competitors break out into a massive brawl! Jake Hammer grabs Coby Quik from behind and sends him over the top rope! The fish are all waiting as Coby hits the water! The piranhas quickly swam him and pull him down! Coby tries to swim back to the ring but the electric eels get onto him as well!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Coby Quik has been eliminated! That’s sick! Those fish and eels just took him down! They’re eating him, he can’t get out!
Chuck Thompson: Don’t worry; they’re going to fish out all of the competitors after the marine life gives them a savage beating! In that tank we got deadly exotic piranha fish, electric eels and parasitic candiru that’ll eat your asshole out!
Scotty Paine locks up with Mike Flynn! They wrestle but Rockin’, Scotty’s boy comes up and they both toss Mike over the top rope, feeding him to the fishes! Kail sneaks behind both Rockin’ and Scotty and sends both of them over as well! Flynn, Scotty and Rockin’ are all eliminated and thrash around in the water, getting eaten and destroyed! Kail runs up and hits Storming Raven with a running big boot to the face! Jake and Kail pick Raven up and toss him over the top rope to the fish! The fans are going wild as the refs are starting to fish some of the eliminated guys out!
Steve White: Now this is just too much! Do they want to kill these guys!?
Chuck Thompson: These guys are desperate! They need a contract with EHWF again and they’ll have to work for it!
Drake Coleman grabs Jake Hammer and starts booting him relentlessly in the balls! Jake is helpless as Drake gets to 10 ball stomps! The fans laugh as Drake slings Jake over his shoulder and tosses him to the fish! Kail knees Pandora in the midsection then tosses her to the fish as well. With no time to think 2 Dope comes up behind Kail and tosses him over the top rope into the water! The water is turning red now due to the blood spilled by the eliminated competitors! The fish are even more enraged now as the officials fish out the eliminated competitors with nets! The competitors they do fish out are cut up and have massive bites out of their flesh and burns on their skin!
Steve White: That’s sick!
Chuck Thompson: This is fucking awesome! Where else would you see this!?
Serenity sends Chance Davis to the fishes! Heather eliminates Lindsay Calaway and Drake eliminates Justin Underwood! The wild creatures in the water chew them up, putting them through hell! Suddenly, Darkthrone, Coleman, Helmsley, Remington, Serenity and James all surround Korey Kill! Kill notices and breaks down crying, begging for mercy but they don’t show it! The hacks all swarm Kill and begin beating him the fuck down! Kill takes a beating that lasts a good minute until he’s a bloody mess on the mat! They hoist him up and toss him to the fishes! Remington laughs out loud but when he turns around he sees only competitors staring him down with serious faces… He too begs for mercy but they beat him down! Drake grabs Remington and starts suffocating him with his crotch, getting some sort of sick pleasure from it! Drake pulls Remington out of the corner and tosses him to the fishes!
Steve White: That’s enough now! These guys are getting mauled by these fishes as they get eliminated! The water is a deep red from all that blood now!
Chuck Thompson: Well after they fish them out I don’t think the physical injuries from the fish and eels are going to be the worst of their worries. Those Candiru are parasitic and they will not only give you a horrible disease but they’ll eat you the fuck out from the inside… and not in a good way!
On the outside as they fish Remington out, they try and pry a piranha off of his balls with a crowbar! Back in the ring they brawling starts again! Serenity knees Eric James in the balls then sends him over the top rope! Coleman and Heather work together to ensure everyone else is eliminated until only Drake, Heather and Serenity are the only ones left in the ring! Drake and Serenity start to argue as Heather tries to calm them both down. Drake pulls a mic out of his pants and points to Heather while addressing Serenity.
Drake Coleman: I won’t continue to let you hurt the mother of my children! You’re not in her life anymore! Come on Heather lets teach this fuck a lesson!
Heather Helmsley: Drake… There has to be another way!
James Serenity: See Drake! She’s still in love with me! And… that’s not your child… THAT’S MINE!
Drake and Serenity get in each others faces while Heather tries to separate them.
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck has this turned into…
Suddenly a big right hand to Serenity! Drake and Serenity trade blows! Drake starts to fuck up Serenity but Serenity fights back! They both shed blood in the center of the ring as Drake weakens Serenity with hard shots to the head! Suddenly Heather betrays Drake and low blows him! The fans cheer as Drake goes down! Heather and Serenity hug but unexpectedly she pushes him against the ropes and outsmarts him, tossing him over the top rope, feeding him to the fishes!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! She betrayed Serenity and fed him to the fishes! Heather and Drake worked together!
Heather and Drake meet in the center of the ring and start making out. Drake grabs Heather by the hair and ruthlessly starts hitting her with big shots! He quickly runs over and tosses Heather over the top rope to the water!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Drake Coleman!
The drawbridge lowers back down and the officials slide in the EHWF contract to Drake! All of the other competitors have been fished out of the bloody water as the EMT’s come out. Drake starts to celebrate in the ring, holding his contract up but suddenly the lights dim and Maddie Murdock’s music hits!
Steve White: What!? What’s this!? Maddie Murdock!? She’s back!? She’s!? back!
Drake looks on confused as Maddie makes her way out on the stage and the fans cheer! Maddie walks down the ramp and quickly takes out Alexander Remington and Korey Kill with Beautiful Bulldogs on the ramp! The others look up; injured and confused to what Maddie is doing out here. She strikes again, this time grappling up with 2 Dope. Rockin’ Lunatic and Kail Johnson-Etheniel! She forces them back against the tank and throws the three back in the water as the fish strike! Maddie gets up on the drawbridge and gets in the ring with Drake!
Chuck Thompson: What’s she doing back here and why is she fucking up all these guys?
Maddie quickly strikes at Drake Coleman with a roundhouse! She clotheslines Drake over the top rope subjecting him to the fish as well! Maddie stands alone in the ring as she reaches down and grabs the contract and the mic. She shreds the contract up and tosses the remains in the water then brings the mic to her lips…
Maddie Murdock: Champ… I’m coming for you…
The fans are left in confusion as Maddie gets out and we fade out to a video promo for the main event!
We come back as Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the next match!
Patricia Downs: This following contest is the Feast or Fired match! In this match 3 cases are available to claim yet no competitor will know what lies in each one! Up for grabs is a Northern American Championship shot, a Hardcore Championship Shot and the unfortunate prize of a contract termination!
'Da Man' John Blade makes his way out onto the stage of the arena as the fans hear his theme. He looks around with a grin on his face as he runs to the ring and slides in. He dances around a big before leaning against the ropes and waiting for his opponent to come out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing… “Da Man” John Blade!
The arena goes black, a chill moves through the arena as the fans are in anticipation… Suddenly the sound of "Bad Guy" by Eminem hits the PA System in the sold out arena, as gold and silver lasers reflect throughout the arena.. as we see the future of professional wrestling emerge through the curtain. A tall, lengthy athlete wearing a black hoodie with the words "ILL" on it as the lights flicker on, Keyshaun Jones makes his way down the ramp full of confident as he interacts with his fans. He continues down the ramp, slides under the bottom rope and spins around the ring slowly... He takes off the hoodie throws it into the crowd full of confidence, climbs the nearside turnbuckle raises his right arm to a nice ovation. Keyshaun now stands in the center of the ring ready to embark on his battle.
Patricia Downs: And next… Keyshaun Jones!
"War" hits on the audio system. As the song kicks in, Dawson Hayes appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He has a pair of blue trunks on with his surname written across the back in white print. He has white elbow pads, kneepads and boots on too. He begins to walk down to the ring, looking confident and ready for a fight. He enters the ring and his music fades. He does a few warm up stretches and waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Next up… Dawson Hayes!
The opening dialogue of "Bad Religion" by Godsmack starts and out comes Aaron with a local woman on each of his arms and a beer in his hand. He makes his way down the ramp to the ring. As he gets there he kisses each of the woman and leads them to a seats next to the commentators. Once the ladies were seated Arron slips into the ring in a Shawn Michealesque knee slide. He stays still as his music comes to an end his eyes on the ramp as he watches he opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… Aaron Fredrick Hudson!
"Planetary (Go!)" by My Chemical Romance starts playing in the arena and the arena starts filling up with cheers as the lights in the arena start flashing blue and red with spotlights shining all over the arena. As the song gets to the first verse, that's when David Arnold suddenly bursts out from the backstage area, a smirk on his face, bringing more cheers. He's wearing his usual black jeans, black Converse shoes, and a black and blue t-shirt with a black and blue hoodie over it as well as a dark blue beanie.
He stands there for a few moments before making his way down to the ring, moving his head and arms to the beat of the music. He high fives some people at rampside while doing his usual hand taunt along with the music as the people in the arena are jumping up and down with the music now. He pauses to take a picture with a fan before running to the ring and sliding in under the bottom rope, then flipping up to his feet with a smile on his face. He runs over to one of the corners, getting up on it, and poses for the fans as hundreds of camera flashes go off. He then hops down and goes up on the opposite corner, doing the same there as well. He then hops back down and takes his hoodie off, tossing it out into the crowd as the music fades off and he waits for the start of the match in the corner sitting on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: Next… David Arnold!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And finally… “The Wild Cat” Savannah!
DING DING DING
Match #2: John Blade vs. Dawson Hayes vs. Keyshaun Jones vs. Aaron Fredrick Hudson vs. David Arnold vs. Savannah
The match starts and the competitors scramble out of the ring and go get their ladders! Savannah folds up a ladder and drives it into John Blade and Keyshaun Jones! She slides in and goes to set it up but David Arnold stops her! Hudson runs in with his ladder and sets it up but Dawson Hayes comes in and stops him as well! Arnold picks up the ladder but Savannah dropkicks it into him! The fans cheer as she quickly sets it up under the cases! She goes to climb but Dawson hits her in the back and pulls her off of the ladder! Dawson tosses her into the corner then follows up with a corner clothesline! Dawson begins climbing the ladder but so does Hudson! They both get near the top and start trading let and right blows! Savannah runs back up to the ladder and begins pushing it! She tips over the ladder and Hudson and Hayes go tumbling off to the outside!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Savannah sending Hayes and Hudson crashing to the outside from the top of that damn ladder! That was awesome!
Chuck Thompson: Three cases up for grabs right now! 2 hold championship contracts and one holds a contract termination! Who will get what!?
Savannah sets the ladder back up but before she can climb it Keyshaun hits her in the back with another ladder! Keyshaun nails Savannah with the ladder in the head and sends her down to the mat! He doesn’t notice that Arnold is already at the top of the ladder! Arnold fumbles around with a case but Keyshaun isn’t having any of that shit and climbs up, attacking Arnold just seconds before he opens it! Keyshaun grabs the case and rams it into Arnold’s head, sending Arnold dropping from the top of the ladder and crashing down into the mat!
Steve White: Keyshaun Jones knocks David Arnold off of the top of the ladder and sends him crashing down to the mat!
Chuck Thompson: And now Keyshaun Jones has firm grip of that briefcase!
Keyshaun climbs down with the case! He looks down at it and looks up at the roof in hope! Keyshaun flips the locks and opens the case but inside is a contract and a bright red card that says ‘YOU’RE FIRED!’ Keyshaun can’t believe it! He falls back and starts to rage! He argues with the official but it’s no good. Keyshaun has been officially fired!
Steve White: Look! Keyshaun got the contract termination case! I don’t believe it! Keyshaun is over, done, complete, fired! Keyshaun Jones is no longer an EHWF Superstar!
Chuck Thompson: Haha! Keyshaun is gone! He’s outta here! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!
Patricia Downs: Keyshaun Jones has been fired!
Savannah slides in the ring with a stepladder. She’s had enough of Keyshaun’s complaining and she smashes the stepladder over his head! John Blade gets on the apron but Savannah tosses the stepladder to Blade! Blade catches it but Savannah fly-kicks it into Blade’s face and sends him flying off of the apron down to the ground! Savannah rushes to the ladder in the center of the ring, knowing the last two remaining cases are both title opportunities she hurries to the top but stops in front of the cases and thinks hard on which one she’s going to choose!
Steve White: Savannah needs to make a decision! She needs to make it quick!
Dawson Hayes runs in and goes to climb the ladder but Arnold hits him in the back with a forearm! Arnold starts climbing the ladder and Savannah notices him! Arnold and Savannah trade left and right blows on top of the ladder! Savannah hits him with a big elbow block to the face and busts his nose up! Savannah quickly tosses Arnold to the mat from the top of the ladder again! Savannah grabs onto one of the cases but Hudson makes a come back and meets her up top! They fight over the case and Hudson rams it into her head, sending Savannah flying off of the ladder and crashing onto the outside! Hudson opens up the case and holds it up!
Steve White: Hudson got the Hardcore Championship shot!
Chuck Thompson: Only the Northern American Championship shot remains! Savannah, David, Dawson and John Blade are all ready to get a shot for that title!
Patricia Downs: Aaron Hudson has acquired the Hardcore Championship opportunity!
Hudson holds up his case as she walks out. Savannah slides back in the ring and locks up with Hayes! They trade blows but Hayes beats Savannah into the corner! Hayes runs at Savannah but Savannah boots Hayes in the face! Savannah starts hitting Hayes with a combo of jabs and punches! Savannah goes for a big boot but Hayes grabs her boot and plants her down on the mat and gets her in an ankle lock! Savannah screams out in pain but Hayes doesn’t give a damn and applies the hold harder! Hayes grabs Savannah and tosses her over the top rope, sending her landing right on top of John Blade! In the mean time David Arnold has started climbing the ladder and Hayes just notices!
Steve White: Look! Arnold’s gonna do it!
Chuck Thompson: Quick Hayes, stop him!
Hayes climbs the ladder and as Arnold gets his fingertips on the case, Hayes hits him with a mad haymaker! Arnold and Hayes trade blows! Just as it looks as if Hayes is getting the upper hand, Arnold blocks a swing from Hayes and slams his head down on the top rung of the ladder then pushes him off to the mat! Arnold then reaches for the case and opens it, earning the Northern American Championship shot!
Steve White: Arnold did it!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: David Arnold has acquired the Northern American Championship opportunity!
Arnold raises the case high above his head at the top of the ladder as the Scars and Stripes crowd cheers! We fade out to a video package outlining Roman Quartz and James Champ’s twitter escapades this past month.
We come back to the ring and we see Patricia Downs with a mic standing in the center, ready to introduce the next match!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen… This following contest is set for one fall!
Tired by Stone Sour blasts over the PA systems. Michael Maddox comes on the stage and looks around the crowd before taunting the crowd as the cheer. Maddox is wearing his trademark leather jacket engraved with The Ladies Man On it. Maddox runs down to the ring and slides into the ring and jumps on the nearest turnbuckle taking his leather jacket off and throwing it into the crowd. Maddox jumps off the turnbuckle with a confident look on his face awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Mike Maddox!
The opening to "Self vs Self" by Pendulum shreds throughout the arena, eliciting a chorus of boos from the crowd. James Champ walks out on to the stage and leans down on knee. He extends his arms to the crowd, relishing in the sweet sound of hatred. He strokes his beard before standing up and heading down the stage. He walks around the right side of the ring and hops up on the apron, linking one arm around the top rope and brandishing his other to the crowd once again. He steps through the middle and top rope, entering the ring and awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… James Champ!
DING DING DING
Match #3: James Champ vs. Mike Maddox
James runs up and starts hitting Maddox with wild jabs and punches and forces him into the corner! James starts beating Maddox down until the ref comes over and stops him! Maddox springs out of the corner and tackles James to the mat! They get into a fight on the mat until both men get up! James jumps up and dropkicks Maddox down to the mat!
Chuck Thompson: James Champ has been so vocal ever since he stepped foot into EHWF! He and his ‘father’ Roman Quartz have gotten under the skin or just plan annoyed many EHWF personalities. Champ wants a big Scars and Stripes win so he can prove that he deserves big things in the future.
Mike begins landing kicks to the gut of James. He pulls James out of the corner and he Irish whips him! James pulls his opponent back into a huge hook across the face that knocks Mike on his back! James lands a nice kick across the face! Mike tries to roll to his feet but as soon as he does so James lands a boot across his head! Mike stumbles back into the corner and he gets nailed with a clothesline! James pulls him into a power slam and the fans let out loud cheers for the action! James taunts to them as he motions at Mike Maddox.
Steve White: It looks like James Champ wants to make this a quick one! He wants to take the scalp of an EHWF vet this week just the way he took out an EHWF newbie last week!
James charges at Mike and in the last moment it seems that Mike doesn't get hit with anything! Instead he catches James by his head and drops it down across the mat with a DDT! The fans go crazy as Mike is on the outside holding his back. The ref is checking on James as Mike is slowly climbing onto the top rope, taunting to the fans with a big smile crossing his face. Mike seems to finally have a upper hand over the pro in this contest!
Chuck Thompson: Whoa! Mike may have just sealed the deal here against James Steve! I haven’t seen Champ get hit with a move like that yet in EHWF!
Mike points into the air and he lands a diving elbow drop, which catches the attention of the fans. Mike doesn't go for the pin as James begins lifting himself off his back. Mike quickly climbs back up the ropes as he waits for James to turn around. Lifting his hands into the air as James turns around. He dives off for a crossbody but Champ boots a flying Maddox in the gut and plants him down on the mat! Champ picks up Mike and whips him into the corner then follows up with a running corner high knee! Maddox stumbles around only to get taken out with a dropkick! James Champ covers Maddox!
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Chuck Thompson: Amazing resiliency shown by James Champ tonight! Champ needs this win and Maddox needs this win, which makes this match even more intense! Can the vet pull out the win or will the new James Champ get a huge win here at Scars and Stripes!?
James wraps his hands in Mike's hair and as he lifts Mike up we see Mike is a little limp. James wraps his arms around Mike's arms and he pushes forward for a power move but Mike is able to hang onto the ropes to avoid being dropped onto his face! Mike is able to catch Champ on his way back to his feet with a Suplex! James begins to lift himself up while trying to shake off the damage done to his back. Mike on the other hand is getting up holding his back. Mike connects with a very nice jumping clothesline! Mike lands on his feet and he slowly leans back against the ropes as he is motioning to the fans for the finish. James slowly lifts himself back up and Mike comes running at him and jumps up to connect with another one of his clotheslines! This time he isn't as lucky as James lifts up his boot and turns him inside out once again! Mike rolls to the outside holding his head in pain.
Steve White: It seems like every single time that Mike starts landing offense he gets pushed off. James just keeps landing one huge shot that sends him reeling out of the momentum that he has gained. He just can't seem to find any possible way to keep James down long enough to land any big moves of his own.
Mike is slowly lifting himself up on the apron when he gets pulled over it and onto his back in the ring by James! James starts landing kicks across Mike's head, which quickly is responded to with chagrin by the ref who pushes him into the ropes. James shrugs at the ref and he pushes him out of his way. Mike lands a nice uppercut and James falls into the ropes and James stumbles straight into a dropkick to his face!! Mike drops onto his back and begins lifting himself back up as his opponent James is lifting himself out of the corner!
Chuck Thompson: James Champ coming back with some big offense! Mike Maddox is ready and willing to try and steal this one though! This match is really turning out to be a great one!
James is holding onto his head as he lifts himself off the mat as Mike starts to slowly move out of the corner. Mike ducks under a boot thrown by James! James gets caught with a kick across the side of his ribs by Mike that sends him stumbling into the corner. He comes flying at him for a clothesline and James moves out of the way! For the second time in the contest Mike is the one who eats the turnbuckle! James stumbles onto Mike Maddox and starts hammering Maddox with wild shots to the head from behind in the corner! Maddox drops down as Champ keeps landing the huge shots!
Steve White: Can Champ do it! Can he do it right now and take out Mike Maddox on the grandest stage of them all!? He has him right where he wants him! Champ with a roll up!
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James's eyes go wide as Mike Maddox quickly kicks out at the last minute! Champ lifts Maddox up, both men are completely spent after this very physical contest! Champ runs at Maddox but Maddox sidesteps him and sends Champ right into the corner! Champ turns around and Maddox runs up going for the Love Guns but right at the last second, a surprised Champ is able to get out of it and drop onto the apron!
Chuck Thompson: Whoa! Almost over there in an instant for Champ! Maddox almost got the Love Guns finishing move but Champ was barely able to avoid it! What a match! What a night!
James slowly gets up and back in the ring! Champ goes for Distorted Reality but can’t get it! Maddox tries to turn it into Friends With Benefits but he can’t get that either! James Champ boots Maddox in the side then hoists him up high on his back! Maddox thrashes around and nails Champ’s face with elbows then drops off his back and hits Champ with a DDT! The fans go wild as Maddox covers him!
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Chuck Thompson: I thought that was it! I thought it was over but somehow James Champ kicked out after all the physical punishment he’s taken! Both men have taken a lot in this match and they’re both exhausted! This match is now living up to the Scars and Stripes event!
James slowly picks himself back up but he is countered with an uppercut! Mike whips James against the ropes then pushes him against them once more as he comes back! Maddox runs at a running James and goes for a clothesline but Champ ducks him and bounces off the ropes once more! Maddox turns around only to be hit with Realities a Bitch from a running Champ! The fans go nuts and Champ covers Maddox!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner via pinfall… James Champ!
Champ gets up, elated in his victory! He gets up on the turnbuckle and raises both arms to a mixed crowd! Suddenly the fans start to boo as Roman Quartz makes his way down the ramp! Champ gets out of the ring and meets him halfway. They embrace and celebrate the victory as they both back up the ramp. We fade out to a video package for the Northern American Championship match.
We come back to the ring and we see Patricia Downs with a mic standing in the center, ready to introduce the next match!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen… This following contest is set for one fall!
Patricia stands and waits as the stage opens up.
Patricia Downs: At this time I would like to welcome the members of the band Wet With Wanting to the stage. They will be playing Sah'ta Thor's theme song live as he makes his entrance.
The band comes out and takes their places in the sound stage that had been set up off the side of stage. Once settle there is a few second pause before they start to play. Wet With Wanting plays the opening riff to "Ruina Imperii" by Sabaton, which echoes through the arena as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp. He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits for Bill Ryder to show up in a manner much like that of a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… He is the challenger… Sahta Thor!
"My reign is as far as your eyes can see"
The arena becomes pitch black. There would be a few seconds of silence just before "Amazing" by Kanye West would blare throughout the arena. The fans that have filled their seats would now turn their attention towards the entrance ramp, as a figure would emerge from behind the black curtain. There, at the center edge of the stage stood the North American champion, Bill Ryder. His face coated with a thick beard, his eyes glaring forward towards the ring, but his presence and composure remained calm. The expressionless champion would slowly make his way down the ramp, biding his time as he stepped past the fans that seemed to swarm him, but not even they could affect his focus. The focused champion would step inside the ring and make his way towards the center of the ring. It was here where he would remove the hood from his head, as his eyes would raise up towards the crowd, as a sinister smile would make it's mark across his face.
Patricia Downs: And next… He is the Northern American Champion… Bill Ryder!
DING DING DING
Match #4: Bill Ryder (c) vs. Sahta Thor
The bell rings and Thor and Bill instantly come to the center and start brawling with right and left hands! A fistfight breaks out but Thor quickly boots Bill in the gut and hammers his back with hard forearms and elbows! Thor gets Bill on his knees then starts brutalizing him with knees and kicks across the body! Bill desperately springs up as the action intensifies! He grabs Thor and takes him down to the mat then starts rapidly pounding him with a right fist! Thor comes back and headbutts Bill. Thor gets up and grabs onto the ropes, nursing his jaw.
Steve White: We knew this was gonna happen! Thor and Bill just want to beat the crap out of each other and settle this rivalry once and for all! Both men are intent on breaking the other and tonight is where it all comes to an end for this rivalry!
Chuck Thompson: They don’t care about what they do in that ring tonight they just want to beat the shit though each other and that’s what I like to watch best!
Bill and Thor lock up once more. Thor knees Bill in the gut but Bill pushes off of Thor and nails him with a lariat! Bill picks Thor halfway up only to nail him with a hard uppercut! Thor stumbles back into the corner and Bill charges at him but Thor dashes out of the way and Bill collides headfirst into the corner! Thor takes advantage and rolls him up!
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Thor quickly gets up and sits Bill up. He hammers Bill with right hands to the back of the skull! Bill pushes Thor off of him but Thor charges at Bill! Bill catches Thor last second and hits him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! The fans cheer as Bill rolls to the corner and catches his breath.
Steve White: And this one is really heating up now! Both men coming to a stalemate each time they tango but only one of them can walk away with the Northern American Championship no matter how evenly matched this fight is!
Chuck Thompson: That’s true Steve. These two really hate each other dating back months now but the victor of this match will prove a lot!
Bill and Thor meet back in the center of the ring, charging each other! Thor comes off second best but when Bill goes down to follow up, Thor kicks him in the face and gets up! Bill swings but Thor ducks him and boots Bill in the gut, thinking Parasite Eve but Bill gets out of it and bounces off of the ropes! Bill charges Thor but Thor drops and trips Bill on the mat! Thor comes behind Bill and gets on top of him on the mat, locking him in a crossface!
Steve White: Thor’s got him locked in! He’s got him locked up tight and Bill’s gonna tap out!
Chuck Thompson: Thor’s gonna be the new Northern American Champion!
Thor has Bill in the hold tight! Bill screams in pain but is able to find the wherewithal to crawl to the ropes and get a rope break! The ref pulls Thor off of Bill and Thor pulls Bill off of the mat and tosses him in the corner! Thor runs up and goes to hit Bill with a corner clothesline but Bill boots a running Thor in the face! Bill runs up and hits Thor with a desperate Bulldog! Bill is recovering from Thor’s flurry of dominant attacks but realizes he needs to end this match quick so he covers Thor!
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Steve White: And Thor kicks out! Bill looks visibly shocked and shaken! Thor has put Bill though hell here tonight and I don’t think Bill has a way to put Thor away!
Chuck Thompson: Thor refuses to die. Thor has been all over Bill in this match and Bill just can’t find a second to breathe.
Bill picks Thor up and bounces him off of the ropes! Bill goes for a clothesline but Thor ducks it comes back hitting Bill with a straight knee to the midsection! Thor bends Bill over and goes for Parasite Eve but Bill squirms out of it and swings at Thor! Thor ducks it and comes back with a right hand of his own which Bill blocks! Bill boots Thor in the gut and give him the Ryde of Your Lyfe! The fans go nuts as Bill covers him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Northern American Champion… Bill Ryder!
The winner stands up as the fans go wild and their music hits the PA. We fade out to a video promo for Miss Scars and Stripes and the Jr Heavyweight Championship match.
We come back to the ring and we see Patricia Downs with a mic standing in the center, ready to introduce the next match!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen… These two following contests are for the title of Miss Scars and Stripes and the Jr Heavyweight Championship respectively!
Jayne’s music hits as she makes her way out onto the stage in her robe, ready for her epic bikini encounter with Aubree Celeste! Jayne taunts out to the crowd and blows kisses all around as she walks down the ramp! She gets a few jeers from the crowd and some fans that refuse to high five her but she continues to get in the ring where Alexander Corvis is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… She is the challenger… Jayne!
The fans erupt in cheers and get to their feet as Aubree Celeste’s music hits! Aubree makes her way out onto the stage and hypes up the crowd in her robe! She bolts down the ramp and high fives the fans then slides in the ring, facing Jayne and ready to fight for the title of Miss Scars and Stripes. She holds up her title belt to the screaming fans.
Patricia Downs: And next… She is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING
Match #5: Aubree Celeste (c) vs. Jayne
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen, this first match is a traditional Bikini Contest. You know the rules, whoever the fans love to see the most in their bikini will win the match and claim the title of Miss Scars and Stripes!
Jayne demands that she start the match first and he/she walks up to Corvis and starts to de-robe. The fans shrill as Jayne fumbles with the rope on the robe, preparing for Jayne’s bikini. Jayne slowly removes the robe and drops it to the floor revealing a sight that all sends the fans back in shock! Jayne is wearing a teardrop bikini that’s 3 sizes too small for him and a G-string! The fans are outraged and start booing as Jayne begins to pose around the ring! Jayne looks offended.
Steve White: Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: That’s fucking disgusting! Why are they doing this? We know Jayne is a man! Stop this… Blaghghgha!
Steve White: Chuck’s vomiting everywhere!
Jayne flips off the fans as Corvis tries to calm the situation down.
Alexander Corvis: All right… That was Jayne, let’s give it up for Jayne! … … … And now, the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Aubree Celeste!
Aubree walks up to the center of the ring as the fans erupt in cheers once more. Aubree slowly and sensually unties her robe and drops it to the mat… The fans go wild as Aubree showcases a bright red bikini, glowing as she poses – even Jayne is in awe. The fans cheer constantly for a while until Corvis pleads with them to calm down.
Alexander Corvis: Well… I guess that settles it… Here is your winner and the 2014 Miss Scars and Stripes… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING
The fans cheer as Corvis comes over and gives Aubree the Miss Scars and Stripes sash. Aubree celebrates out to the fans who continue to tear the roof off of the arena with cheers.
Steve White: Aubree looking beyond incredible tonight and it’s earned her the title of Miss Scars and Stripes tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I’m magically cured!
Jayne runs up and knocks Aubree down with a forearm to the back then demands that Corvis tell the ref to ring the bell for the title match!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: And the Jr Heavyweight Championship match started just like that!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree wrestling in a bikini! This is the greatest night ever! We can just end the night after this contest guys!
Jayne puts Aubree in the corner and starts booting the crap out of her! Aubree grabs onto Jayne’s leg and trips her up! Jayne drops to the mat and Aubree kicks her across the face! Jayne wales out in pain but forces herself up only to get incredibly fast kicks to the gut and chest which send Jayne reeling!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Those kicks!
Chuck Thompson: I’m in heaven right now… Aubree I love you…
Jayne fires jabs and strikes at Aubree but Aubree tilts out of the way to avoid each one! Aubree grabs Jayne and follows up with a Beautiful Goodbye! Jayne lies on the mat defeated as the fans roar with cheers! Aubree covers Jayne!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… STILL the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Miss Scars and Stripes… Aubree Celeste!
Aubree gets up, nursing her leg as she holds up her Sash and Championship! She holds the title belt up as we fade out to a video package for the Hardcore Championship!
We come back as Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the next match!
Patricia Downs: This following contest a fatal four way hardcore match set for one fall and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
A hush goes over the crowd as the lights lower to a level that is just above off. The sound of a woman's voice can be heard over the loud speakers. "Help me Handsome Devil! You're my only hope!" With that, "Invincible" by OK GO hits the loud speaker and the once quite crowed bursts into a earth shaking roar as Handsome Devil bursts from out behind the curtain. A huge smile spreads across his face as he looks around at all the screaming fans. He then runs down the ramp, high fiving some of the fans along the way. Not showing any sign of slowing down as he approaches the ring, Devil slides under the bottom rope and continues his way to the opposite ropes where he jumps on to the middle rope and raises his fist with a battle cry. The masked man then jumps off and heads to the middle of the ring and strikes a heroic pose. With a wink to the ladies and a thumbs up to the kids, he turns to and walks over to his corner where he takes a seat on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: First up… Handsome Devi!
“Take em Out” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… Conner Creed!
The arena lights dim as Adelitas Way’s “Scream” begins playing. A womans silhouetted figure appears on the stage, and chase lights flash all over the stage/arena and old wrestling footage plays from Rose's many matches at other wrestling federations, many focusing on the several titles she has held over the years. The silhouetted figure remains completely still with her arms at her sides and her feet shoulder width apart. As soon as the lyrics begin, the building erupts in pale green light and Rose thrusts her right fist straight up into the air. She stands for a moment, nodding her head to the music with a big smile on her face. She then skips once and struts down toward the ring, dancing somewhat provocatively and high fiving fans. As the music slows (“I want to take it too far…”), she slides into the ring. She crawls to the middle before hopping up and heading toward the far right corner. She climbs onto the top rope, keeping one foot on the second to keep balance. The lyrics continue, just before the lead singer gets into the chorus, Rose jumps from the top turnbuckle, does a flip in the air and lands as the singer yells “scream” while lip syncing. She then continues to dance, wave, and blow kisses to the audience as her music fades.
Patricia Downs: Next… Rose!
As the modern day Sinatra, Michael Buble's cover of I've Got the World on a String begins to play through the P.A. System, the tune is challenged by the heap of boos from the audience. Their roars of disapproval only spike when the Venetian born Chris DeAngelo, sporting his typical pair of black trunks with his gilded surname across the rear, kneepads and boots, emerges through the curtain, along with the EHWF Hardcore Championship that sits wrapped around his waist and the black t-shirt with the likeness of his company Silverscreen in a fine, silver text. A million dollar smile lay on his face as he halts his walk at the end of the stage and takes a gander around the arena, soaking in the energy, while at the same time gripping onto the top of his title with his hands. He doesn't sit for long, and makes his way down the ramp where his strut sometimes finds itself jiving to the tune heard loud inside the packed stadium. His walk up the steps and into the ring finds someway to be even more arrogant, to the crowd's disdain. Once in the ring, he finds himself up one of the turnbuckles closest to the announce desk. With pride evident, he unstraps the title and hoists it high above his head with his right hand. His music begins to fade as he slings the title over his shoulder and steps off the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And finally… He is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Chris DeAngelo!
DING DING DING
Match #6: Chris DeAngelo (c) vs. Rose vs. Conner Creed vs. Handsome Devil
The match starts and DeAngelo slips out of the ring and quickly finds a steel chair. Creed is quickly behind him and knocks him down to the floor! Creed starts to stomp out DeAngelo on the outside but Chris trips him up and picks the steel chair up once more and cracks it over Creed’s head! Creed drops to the ground but DeAngelo shows no mercy and slams the chair over Creed’s head once again! DeAngelo picks Creed up and tosses him into the steel steps! DeAngelo picks up the chair once more but Handsome Devil moonwalks out of the ring and grabs the chair! The two start wrestling for control of the chair!
Steve White: And DeAngelo ruthlessly beating the crap out of Conner Creed with that chair, showing no remorse! DeAngelo is a real prick you know that!
Chuck Thompson: Prick is his middle name after all… Handsome and Chris are trying to gain control of that chair right now though!
Rose runs through the ring and baseball slides the chair right into the faces of Handsome Devil and DeAngelo! Rose then bounces off of the ropes then launches herself over the top rope and lands on both Handsome and Chris with a diving somersault! Rose gets up but only to be taken down with a Clothesline From Hell from a recovered Creed! Creed is quickly met with DeAngelo again who whips him against the barricade! DeAngelo grabs Handsome Devil and rams him into the apron! He pulls him back and rams him into it another 3 or 4 times! DeAngelo then tosses Handsome aside and starts looking for a weapon under the ring but Rose grabs him from behind and gets him in a chokehold! DeAngelo can’t get out of it as he thrashes around! After a while DeAngelo is able to jab Rose in the eye and free himself from the hold! He grabs Rose by her collar and hit her with big fists to the head, dropping her to the ground!
Steve White: DeAngelo giving no cares in the world about what he’s doing to his opponents tonight! He really wants to retain that championship!
Chuck Thompson: DeAngelo is a ruthless motherfucker tonight but he’s coming up against 3 of the best contenders for his title tonight!
Handsome comes up and hits DeAngelo with a kendo stick across the back! Handsome then snaps it over DeAngelo’s head and grabs him, rolling him back into the ring! Handsome gets up on the apron to get in himself but Creed comes up and grabs Handsome’s leg, pulling him down to the ground outside! Handsome grabs Creed as he picks him up but Creed grabs Handsome by his mask and bounces his head off of the ringpost! DeAngelo slides back outside, this time with a crowbar! DeAngelo hits Creed in the chest with it then smacks him in the head with it as all the fans shrill at the sight! DeAngelo doesn’t care what he does, he walks up to Handsome who’s getting up. DeAngelo boots him in the groin then hits him in the jaw with the crowbar! DeAngelo picks up Handsome and rolls him back into the ring but Rose runs over and dropkicks DeAngelo into the apron! Rose gets up and lifts up DeAngelo, slinging him onto her shoulder. She runs up and ramps his head right into the ringpost! The fans are cheering but Creed runs over and hip and shoulder’s Rose into the barricade!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! These guys are gonna kill each other here tonight! This is a true Hardcore Championship defense!
Chuck Thompson: DeAngelo is bleeding from that last shot from Rose! Creed is fucked up after DeAngelo wielded that crowbar on him and Handsome Devil and Rose are still down!
Creed rolls in the ring and covers Handsome Devil!
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Handsome kicks out and Creed lifts him to his feet, tossing him into the corner! Creed hits Handsome with a massive corner clothesline but Rose makes her way to the top rope from the outside and missile dropkicks Creed! Handsome stumbles around only to be booted in the midsection by Rose! Creed comes over for a Clothesline From Hell but she ducks him, grabs his and Handsome’s arms and locks them both in a double armbar maneuver! The fans go wild as both men struggle in the hold!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Rose has two men locked in the armbar at the same time! This is incredible! It could be over!
Chuck Thompson: The skill! Rose is going to be the new Champion!
DeAngelo quickly slides in to break it up! He lunges at Rose on the mat but she opens up the hold and gets him locked in the armbar as well as Handsome and Creed! She has all three men locked in at once in the unorthodox move as they all scream out in pain! The three try to work together to get her up but Rose doesn’t budge and pulls all three men back down! Handsome is about to tap but Creed doesn’t let him! DeAngelo reaches over with his free arm and pokes Rose in the eyes, forcing her to release the men! DeAngelo gets up and so does Creed! Creed runs at DeAngelo and rams him into the corner! Creed then reaches on the outside and pulls in a chair! He comes back in the ring and swings it at DeAngelo but misses! DeAngelo snatches the chair from Creed and smacks it over his head, sending him crashing to the outside!
Steve White: DeAngelo may have knocked out Creed with that huge chair shot!
Chuck Thompson: That was incredible!
DeAngelo runs up and slams the chair over Handsome Devil’s head then continues to do so around 7 or 8 times until the chair breaks and Devil is a bleeding and bloody mess in the corner! DeAngelo spots Rose who has gotten up and he runs at her but she pulls the top rope down and sends Chris flying over to the outside, landing on Conner Creed! Rose looks around and sees a groggy Handsome Devil, barely conscious! She runs up and forces him to the ground then locks in the armbar once again! The fans go nuts! Chris DeAngleo hears the crowd pick up and forces himself to get to the apron! He rolls into the ring to stop the hold but it’s too late, just inches away from them, Handsome Devil taps out!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Hardcore Champion… Rose!
Rose gets up and is handed the Hardcore Championship! She holds it high as the music hits. DeAngelo rolls to the outside, pissed off and raging. He grabs Conner Creed by the hair and bounces his head off of the ring post then backs up and tosses him right into the barricade! The fans cheer as Rose watches on. We fade out to a video package for the Main Event match!
We come back as Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the main event match! The Cell Structure on the roof slowly begins to lower!
Patricia Downs: This following contest is the Extreme Hell in a Cell Match and it is for the EHWF Championship!
"Killem All" by KING 810 begins to blare through the speakers, echoing throughout the pitch black arena, signaling the arrival of Eli Sykes. The lights come on as Sykes makes his way through the curtain onto the stage, taking a moment to look around the packed arena. He continues his way towards the ring, slowly, with a ice cold stare on his face. When he reaches the ring, he makes his way up the steel steps then walks along the edge of the apron. He then faces the crowd and a cocky smirk stretches across his face. He steps between the ropes and enters the ring, waiting for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing… Eli Sykes!
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “Not Gonna Die" by Skillet hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “Not Gonna Die” fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And next… Silver Kazama!
Linkin Park’s "Guilty All The Same" begins to play on the audio system. It is accompanied by red and yellow flashes, that light up the various aisles. Rain appears at the top of the entrance ramp, staring at the crowd. He has dark grey combat armour on, futuristic in appearance. It's skin tight and covers all but his face. His hair is slicked back and he has slight stubble. He makes his way down the ramp, taking his time, approaching the ring cautiously. He stalks the combat zone for a few seconds before slithering underneath the bottom ropes and into the ring. He approaches the referee and has a quiet word in his ear. His music fades
Patricia Downs: Next up… Rain!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And next… Mazzio!
SON OF A BITCH!
That was heard as "Witness" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites. Alex could then be seen walking out onto the stage wearing a pair of black capris with a black Misfits tanktop with the skull logo on the chest, with "The Misfits" above it. She flashes a big grin before she steps aside with her arms pointing at the curtain as Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, leaned in to let Alex kiss him on the cheek and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp, with Alex doing the same behind him. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would use his right foot to push down on the bottom rope, while pulling up on the middle rope to allow Alex to step into the ring a little easier. He would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Witness" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start before getting a small kiss from Alex and she climbed out of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Next… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
The choral build of "Birthright" signals the impending arrival of David Smith. The arena is filled with dim, cold blue light punctuated by white strobes that pulse in time with the opening riff, and white lasers form a shimmering archway around the entrance. The EHWF Champion appears as the first verse begins, garbed in all-black, a floor-length duster swirling around his lean frame. Notably absent from his person is the title belt itself, and the fans begin to raucously boo DGS as he stands atop the ramp, surveying the darkened arena with a slow, measured turn of the head. With equal slowness he raises his arms up from his sides, extending them out to either side of him and fully splaying his fingers, opening himself up to the fans' hatred. Basking in it, even.
He lowers his arms after a few moments and starts down the ramp, now solely focused on the ring. Ascending the steel steps, he walks to the center of the apron and turns outward, surveying the crowd once again, his face a mask of unassailable calm. He strikes the same pose as before, raising his arms and fully opening his hands, before stepping through the ropes into the ring. After removing his duster and tossing it to the outside, he goes to one corner and leans his back against it, waiting patiently for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The EHWF Champion… David Gideon Smith!
DING DING DING
Main Event: David Gideon Smith (c) vs. Wilmer Patacky vs. Rain vs. Mazzio vs. Silver vs. Eli Sykes
The match starts as the fans are all going wild. Mazzio, Wilmer, Silver, Rain, Sykes and DGS all stare at each other as the cell fully seals and encloses them in. Quickly Silver rushes DGS in the corner sending the fans in a frenzy! DGS fights back and the two get into a brawl in the corner trading lefts and rights! Wilmer quickly rolls out of the ring as Rain releases Sykes to take on Mazzio head to head! Sykes and Mazzio lock up but before Mazzio can impose his size and power advantage Rain jumps on him and Legion begin double teaming him! On the outside Wilmer unhooks a barbed wire steel chair from the wall of the cage and slides the chair in the ring then follows! Rain and Sykes force Mazzio in the corner and start beating him down! Mazzio all of a sudden explodes up and tosses Rain and Sykes off of him! Wilmer rushes in and hits DGS in the back with the steel chair! DGS falls against the ropes only to get clotheslined to the outside by Silver! Mazzio picks Sykes up and whips him to Wilmer who knocks him down with the barbwire chair! Mazzio picks Rain up and whips him to Wilmer but Rain scouts it and boots the barbed wire chair into Wilmer's face!
Steve White: And Bah Gawd what a start to this match! This has been an incredible night and now the match that everyone has been waiting for is starting with a bang! Rain and Mazzio brawling inside the ring! Silver and the champion outside the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Well Steve I picked Wilmer to win this one! After seeing his amazing return and after seeing that Alex for some strange reason was the one that put him in this match I gotta pick The Wacky One!
Steve White: Well I said it before. I'm going with Mazzio tonight! He's hungry to win back that championship he was robbed of and he's ready. Mazzio has made improvements both technically and physically and the ability and power he possesses is nothing short of terrifying! What a contest this is going to be tonight!
Wilmer and Sykes begin to trade punches on the apron as a wild Sykes leans Wilmer over the corner ropes and begins to choke him! Mazzio forces Rain into the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! On the outside Silver is hitting DGS with knees to the gut and some quick swift kicks to the body! DGS pushes Silver into the barbed wire chain-link cell wall and then starts ramming him against it over and over again with big thrusts as we see Silver's back being torn up by the wall! DGS let's go of Silver and let's him drop on the outside! On the apron, Sykes knees Wilmer in the groin then runs him up, tossing him off right onto DGS! The fans go wild as DGS, Silver and Wilmer all lie in pain on the outside! Inside Rain is fighting back, blocking big rights from Mazzio and coming back with jabs of his own! Rain pulls back and dropkicks Mazzio right in the chest! Rain follows up with a jawbreaker, stunning Mazzio as Sykes comes from behind with big forearms to his back! Rain and Sykes swarm on Mazzio, beating him with big fists and forearms! They both knee him in the gut then whip him against the ropes! Mazzio bounces back and they wait for him but when he comes back running, Mazzio takes both Legion members out with a double clothesline! Sykes tries to get up to his feet quick but he's groggy! Mazzio presses him overhead and tosses him to the outside! The fans are going wild all on their feet as the action heats up!
Steve White: Now it's getting a bit more intense! All 6 of these top competitors deserve this superstar main event and they're fighting one amazing contest right now but when all is said and done there can only be one champion!
Chuck Thompson: That's right Steve. This match might be as extreme as they come and it might be in a cell but the only way to win is by a single pinfall or submission in the ring! Kind of funny huh?
Steve White: Mazzio fought back after a Legion beatdown and put a stop to Legion influence early but Rain and Sykes won't be silenced that easily!
Mazzio goes to turn his attention to Rain but he sees DGS get in the ring! Mazzio and DGS lock up! Mazzio wraps his hands around DGS and suspends him in midair but Rain comes over and low blows Mazzio! Mazzio falls to a knee and drops DGS with the champ landing on his feet! DGS bounces off against the ropes and hits a kneeling Mazzio with a big running boot to the face! Mazzio goes to get up but Rain dashes, taking out Mazzio's leg! Mazzio drops to the mat once more as DGS and Rain roll him out to the outside! DGS turns to Rain and Rain thinks there may be a temporary alliance but DGS realizes that this isn't Friendship Island and boots Rain in the gut then follows up with a DDT! The fans get to their feet and cheer. Silver quickly rolls in and makes a b-line for DGS. The lock up and Silver begins hammering the champ with quick jabs to the head! Silver blocks a swing from DGS then knees him in the gut and follows up with a dropkick, sending DGS in the corner! Silver thinks to follow up with a corner clothesline but DGS springs out of the corner and takes Silver down with a lariat! DGS doesn't get a second to react as he's sprayed by foam! Wilmer is in the ring with a fire extinguisher and sprays DGS then comes out of the mist and nails the champ in the head with the extinguisher itself! DGS drops to the mat holding his head in pain as we see the foam covered champ begin to bleed! Wilmer dives down and covers David quickly!
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Steve White: A cover! A cover!
Chuck Thompson: This is it!
NO!
Silver dives on Wilmer and David, breaking the cover attempt! Silver and Wilmer get up. They stare across from each other for some time as the fans go wild! Before anything is able to happen, Rain runs in and takes Silver down with a lariat and Sykes runs in, hitting Wilmer with a leg-sweep! Both men turn their attention to David who is trying to get up after that extinguisher shot. Rain and Sykes lift him up then quickly hit him with a double suplex! They pick the champ back up and plant him down with another one! Silver runs in and hammers Sykes down with a forearm to the back but he can't turn around quick enough and falls victim to a quick Hexproof from Rain! The fans go wild as Rain quickly covers Silver!
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Wilmer comes in at 2 and breaks up the cover! Wilmer gets up and gets into a grapple with Rain! The two wrestle for control of one another but come to a stalemate against the ropes! The fans cheer as DGS runs up behind both men and tosses them over the top rope and to the outside! DGS sees Silver trying to get up so he knees him in the midsection then tosses him to the outside through the middle rope. David follows Silver on the outside leaving the ring empty!
Steve White: Silver and DGS still going at it! DGS not wanting Silver to get anywhere near that title and Silver, knowing this is his last chance at true redemption in regards to the championship!
Chuck Thompson: Right, and Wilmer wanting to prove that he's still got it and that he's back! Rain wanting to show everyone he and Legion are forces to be reckoned with!
Steve White: There is so much talent and star power in this match! The fans have loved this amazing night and now they're all on their feet for the main event the world has been waiting for!
David grabs Silver on the outside and Irish whips him right into the door of the cell! The fans are going wild as DGS goes to do it again but Silver reverses it and this time sends the champ smashing into the cell! Silver runs up going for a desperate Devil Trigger but DGS ducks it and when he turns around he hits Silver with a massive Spear against the door! The door comes off of it's hinges and the two rivals break off to the outside of the cell! Every fan gets to their feet while Silver and DGS lie beaten and bloodied on the cage door outside the cell!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! DGS just speared Silver Kazama through the door of the damn cell! This is amazing! This is incredible! I think Silver might be out of it after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Are you a fool!? You can't keep Silver down, especially not tonight! I think you must be forgetting that there are also 4 other men still in this match and still in the cell!
Steve White: That's right and while it's all well and goof that both Silver and DGS have broken off to the outside, the only way to win this match is via a pinfall or submission in the ring!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Back in the cell Sykes and Rain pick up Wilmer and Irish whip him into the cell wall! A bleeding Wilmer drops to the floor but Legion picks him back up and slams him into the cell wall again! Sykes grabs Wilmer solo and goes to toss him into the wall once more but Wilmer reverses it and whips Sykes at full strength into the cell in retaliation! Rain wastes no time though and grabs Wilmer from behind then tosses him into the cell wall as hard as he can! The wall becomes slightly deformed under the pressure of each slam!
Steve White: These guys are gonna break the cell like that! Damn Sykes and Wilmer are hurt from this big shots into the wall and they're both bleeding badly!
Chuck Thompson: If the Wacky One wants to win this then he's really going to have to avoid devastating moves like that especially from Legion!
Steve White: Legion wants that title and both Rain and Eli have worked very well together here tonight! I know I already made my pick but the World Championship is not out of reach from Legion tonight by any means!
Rain picks Wilmer back up and slams him yet again at full speed into the cells wall! Eli gets up and both Legion members pick a beaten Wilmer up. Wilmer, fearing another slamming, elbows Rain in the midsection and gets into a grapple with both Legion enforcers! They struggle on the outside between the cell and the ring. Suddenly the fans all pick up as Mazzio has left the cell and is of the outside of it now! Mazzio walks over to the cell wall and watches Wilmer and Legion fight inside the cell! Mazzio grabs hold of the damaged cell wall where Eli and Wilmer were flung into many times and starts to grasp it! The fans cheer as Mazzio pulls on the chain link wall and looks the cell up and down!
Steve White: What's Mazzio trying to do to the cell!? Is he thinking of climbing it right now or what?
Chuck Thompson: It doesn't look like it but he sure has a tight hold on that wall!
The fans are cheering! Mazzio stresses and pulls at the cell wall violently. He stretches the chain link as he continues to pull as hard as he can! Suddenly the sides of the wall begin to spit out rivets and it comes lose! The fans get on their feet as Mazzio yanks out the massive cell wall right out of the cell itself! The fans go completely nuts as Mazzio holds the wall up and Legion and Wilmer stop fighting and watch on shocked!
Fans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Oh shit! Mazzio just reared off one of the four walls of the cell! How did he do it! This is incredible right now!
Chuck Thompson: I don't believe my eyes right now! The power, the strength! What is this fucking guy!? Wilmer, Sykes and Rain look like they can't believe it either! Two seconds ago they were slamming each others head in that wall and now somehow Mazzio has pulled it out of the fucking cell and is holding it up!
Steve White: That wall must weigh a gargantuan weight! Mazzio is on another level right now! I don't know how this is possible!
Legion and Wilmer let go of each other and look on at Mazzio. Mazzio, still holding the huge cell wall up, runs at them and slams into all three of them, sandwiching and crushing the three contenders against the ring! The fans go nuts as DGS who is leaning against the barricade watches on, somewhat shocked! Mazzio falls back outside the cell and drops the massive wall! It falls and comes crashing down on one side of the barricade! Most of the barricade under the wall gets destroyed while fans are forced back in the stands as the wall crushes part of the audience area as well!
Fans: This Is Awesome!!
Steve White: Shit... Is everyone ok!?
Chuck Thompson: Those fans in the front row got out of the way just in time. The cell is damaged, the barricade is broken, there is a huge cell wall crushing the outside and crowd area! Do these guys want to wreck this arena!?
Steve White: I don't know why or even how Mazzio did that but he's done tremendous damage not only to the cell and arena but also to some of his opponents! He wants this world championship Chuck!
Mazzio spots DGS leaning on the barricade! DGS gets up and stances, ready but Mazzio explodes at a rush of speed and nails the champ with a massive clothesline! Mazzio quickly makes his way back in the cell through the broken doorway. He goes on the outside of the ring and picks up Eli Sykes! Mazzio rolls Sykes in and goes to get in himself but Wilmer climbs on the apron and grabs Mazzio's leg! Mazzio kicks Wilmer back down to the outside! Mazzio gets in the ring and covers Eli Sykes!
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NO!
Rain runs in and slams a chair over Mazzio's head from behind, breaking the cover! Rain ruthlessly keeps slamming the chair over Mazzio's head! Mazzio pushes Rain off of him and forces him into the corner! Mazzio runs up and hits Rain with a big corner clothesline! Mazzio backs off and runs at Rain but Rain jumps up and drives his boot into Mazzio's face! Eli gets up and grabs the chair, smashing it over Mazzio's head! The chair breaks when Eli hits him a second time! Rain jumps on Mazzio's back and Eli grabs him! Both Legion members force the big man to the ropes and they clothesline him over the top rope and send him to the outside! Legion gets no time to rest though as Wilmer slides in the ring with a baseball bat he took off of the cell wall! He runs up and smacks Rain in the chest at full pace with the bat! Rain goes down and coughs up blood as Eli runs over and tries to wrestle the bat out of Wilmer's grasp! Eli snatches the bat and tries to hit Wilmer but ye catches it and the two go back to wrestling for it! After a while, a hurt Rain crawls behind Wilmer and low blows him! Eli gets the bat and smacks it across Wilmer's back! Rain then signals for Eli to get rid of Wilmer and Eli runs Wilmer up and tosses him out of the ring, sending him landing on top of Mazzio on the outside! Eli and Rain back off in the ring. They go to two separate corners and rest, trying to use the time to recover!
Steve White: And Legion are taking a well deserved rest here!
Chuck Thompson: They've been able to fight effectively as a team but only one person can be champion at the end of the night... Wait, what's that?
Steve White: Wait a second! That's Silver climbing the cell, Chuck!
We pan over outside the cell and Silver is halfway through climbing it! Silver looks down at DGS who just got up from Mazzio's clothesline! Silver gestures to DGS then smirks and shouts something at him. DGS isn't affected but he begins to climb the cage after Silver anyway! The fans cheer! They go nuts as Silver and then DGS get to the top of the cage! Silver runs at DGS but DGS hits Silver with a surprise lariat! DGS grabs Silver and goes to drag him off the cell with no remose but before DGS can send Silver plummeting, Silver elbows DGS in the gut then pushes him away! There are many weapons atop the cell and Silver grabs a barbwire wrapped 2x4! DGS goes to reach for an object but Silver snaps the 2x4 over David's back! David drops to his knees on the center of the roof! Silver grabs him but DGS rams into Silver with a corner thrust! DGS scoops Silver up but Silver slides down David's back, turns him around and hits him with the Silver Diamond! As DGS hits the roof of the cell, the force of Silver's finishing move puts DGS through the cell roof and amazingly sends DGS plummeting down into the ring! Silver sits up, just inches away from the hole in the roof, looking shocked himself! Every fan gets to their feet!
Fans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! No! No! Silver just sent DGS through the roof of the cell with the Silver Diamond and sent DGS plummeting back down to the ring!
Chuck Thompson: I think that's it for DGS! We're gonna have a new champ tonight!
Steve White: These fans are going completly wild right now! I can't even hear myself talk! What a night, what a match!
In the cell, Wilmer and Sykes have started to brawl once again. They slam each other against one of the walls. Wilmer grabs Sykes and smacks his head off of the frame of the cell doorway! They both spill outside the cell! Sykes picks up a table on the outside and hoists it on his shoulder! He runs at Wilmer and nails him right in the head with the corner of the table! Back on top of the cell, Silver grabs a ladder and tries to thread it through the hold back to the ring but realizes that it's too short. Silver stands on the cell roof ladder in hand. Bellow him on the outside, Sykes sets up a table, he goes to Wilmer who he thinks he's beaten enough but Wilmer pushes off of Sykes and nails him with the Lubrication Twist on the outside! The fans go wild as Wilmer grabs Sykes and puts him on the table he set up! Wilmer looks around and notices Silver on top of the cell... Wilmer gets his old friends attention and tells Silver to jump from the roof onto Sykes and the table! The fans go wild with cheers but Silver shakes his head and replies with no. The fans continue to cheer and a Silver chant breaks out! Wilmer continues to encourage his friend. Silver looks back down to the ring and sees Rain and Mazzio brawling over who'll cover a messed up DGS... Silver looks out at all the cheering fans as Wilmer can still be heard encouraging Silver... Silver looks down at Sykes on the table... Silver stands tall at the top of the cell... He sets up the ladder sending the fans even louder! Silver begins to climb the ladder getting even higher! He gets to the top and stands incredibly high on the ladder on top of the roof of the cell! Silver looks down and takes a moment but the fans that are going wild have already decided for him! Silver braces himself!
Steve White: Don't do it Silver! Think of your career! Think of your fans! Think of your family!
Silver stands tall at the top of the ladder then dives off the top! Every fan gets to their feet and the crowd erupts with cheers! Silver plummets down and puts Eli Sykes through the table with a sky high Last Kazama! Silver and Eli go crashing through the table and both men lie motionless and bleeding on the ground!
Fans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!! He's dead! He's dead! Silver Kazama has killed himself! I don't believe it! We've never seen anyone jump from that high before! Silver Kazama is dead!
Chuck Thompson: Eli Sykes might be dead too! Look at all that blood!
Steve White: I know this match has been beyond amazing but I think we need to stop it! That's just too far! Too far! This has gone too far now!
Wilmer looks shocked, holding his hand over his mouth as he instantly regrets that decision. EMT's rush down with a stretcher to come and collect Sykes and Silver. Wilmer waits with Silver as the EMT's swarm the scene.
Back in the ring Mazzio plants Rain down with a massive palm to the back! Rain backs off and takes refuge on the ropes. Rain looks past Mazzio and notices DGS getting up behind him. DGS and Rain get up! Rain runs at Mazzio hitting him with a clothesline the same time DGS takes out Mazzio's leg! They both drop Mazzio to the mat then swarm on him, stomping out his head and his body! Mazzio rolls onto the apron and Rain quickly grabs DGS from behind, trying for a DDT but he can't get it. DGS hits Rain with an armdrag! DGS lines up Rain as he gets up and hits him with a Spear! Rain rolls out, defeated to the outside! Wilmer runs in and goes for a clothesline but DGS ducks him and hits Wilmer with a Spear when he turns around! DGS is desperate for a cover but as he goes to pin Wilmer, Mazzio knocks DGS down with a forearm to the back of the head! Mazzio picks DGS up, tosses him in the corner and fires big lefts and rights, taking the wind out of DGS with each massive strike! On the apron, Rain gets up with a lead pipe! He runs over and smacks Mazzio over the head with it! Mazzio turns around and grabs Rain but Rain hits him with a hangman on the ropes! Rain slides back in and nails Mazzio with the lead pipe countless times across his legs and body! Mazzio falls on the ropes and Rain dropkicks Mazzio over the top rope! DGS is on the outside... He spots Wilmer recovering but he runs up and spears Wilmer right through the cage wall! A Wilmer sized hole remains in the chain-link as both men are on the outside of the cell now!
Fans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! DGS just speared Wilmer through the cell wall! What else!? What else dammit!?!
Chuck Thompson: How are any of these guys still standing!? There's blood everywhere!!
Steve White: Wait... is that Silver!
As Silver is being wheeled up the ramp on a stretcher along Eli Sykes, he gets off his and starts limping down the ramp back to the cell! Silver gets in the cell and the fans erupt into cheers! Rain rolls out of the ring and confronts Silver but Silver boots Rain in the gut and bounces his head off of the cell wall! A barely standing Silver grabs a pane of glass off of the cell wall and when Rain gets to his knees, Silver smashes it over his head! The fans are going nuts! There's debris and blood all over the ring and arena! DGS comes back in the cell through the Wilmer hole only to be struck with a right hand by Silver! Silver is all over DGS with knees, kicks punches and strikes! Silver boots David's head against the cell wall! Silver backs off and waits for DGS to get up! When he does Silver goes for a halfhearted Devil Trigger but misses and DGS shoves him into the cell wall! DGS and Mazzio face the same wall but stand on opposite sides. Mazzio in front of one ring post and DGS in front of the other... Rain stands up in front of Mazzio and Silver stands up in front of DGS! Mazzio and DGS spear Rain and Silver against the same cell wall at the same exact time! The fans all get up and cheer as the cell wall looks deformed now! A destroyed Rain looks up at the pillar holding the cell up and notices it's completely been bent by the force of the spears! Suddenly a loud creaking noise is heard and the cell wall pops out and lands on the ramp destroying parts of the barricade, lighting equipment and knocking down cameramen!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! What’s happening!?!
The whole cell structure begins to lean as the supports buckle and bend! The whole cell comes down! The roof splits into three parts and slams onto the ring and onto some superstars! The walls fall onto the barricade and take announce areas and the whole ring and cell are demolished! The rings ring posts are bent, it’s on an angle and the ropes are down as some of the roof leans on it! The sound of the destroyed cell breaking still sounds throughout the arena!
Fans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT!!
Steve White: THE CELL JUST COLLAPSED! THESE GUYS PUT THE CELL THOUGH SO MUCH PUNISHMENT THAT IT JUST FELL! Is everyone all right!?
Chuck Thompson: Best night ever! I think everyone is fine but some fans got knocked on their asses! This match is still going!
In the wreckage Mazzio pushes off one of the thirds of the roof off of him and gets up! From behind Eli Sykes who has recovered, hits Mazzio with a barbed wire steel chair! Rain comes up with his own and they hit Mazzio with their weapons countless times, beating him down! They roll him in what’s left of the ring and get in brutalizing him with the chairs once more until Mazzio is just a bloody pile of defeat on the mat! Suddenly, Wilmer springs off of one of the bent ring posts and double dropkicks Eli and Rain in the head, sending them falling out of the ring!
Steve White: It’s Wilmer! It’s Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: How the fuck are any of these assholes still standing!?
Wilmer turns around in the ring but to his dismay DGS runs in and knees Wilmer in the midsection then starts hammering him with huge shots! DGS pushes Wilmer to the mat then lines him up for a Spear! Wilmer gets up and DGS bolts at him but Wilmer spins around and sends DGS head first into one of the bent ring posts! Wilmer doesn’t stop there! He grabs DGS and bounces his head off of it then tosses him out of the ring onto one of the cage walls on the outside! Wilmer turns around and to his shock he sees a destroyed Mazzio, dripping with blood getting up!
Steve White: Mazzio is somehow to his feet! How do you stop this guy!?!
Wilmer runs up and sidekicks Mazzio in the head! Mazzio doesn’t fall; instead he knocks Wilmer back into the ropes with a massive right hand! Wilmer stumbles around but comes back to Mazzio and boots him! Wilmer lines Mazzio up and quickly hits him with a big Lubrication Twist! The fans go nuts! A Wilmer chant breaks out! Wilmer gets up to cover him but Silver slides in the ring, turns Wilmer around and hits him with the Silver Diamond! The fans go wild! Wilmer is hit with the Silver Diamond and rolls out destroyed! Silver stumbles around and falls on Mazzio! With all the other refs destroyed, Mayhem GM Joanna Isabella runs in the ring and makes the count!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And the NEW EHWF Champion… SILVER KAZAMA!
Silver lies on Mazzio, he can’t get up or move. Joanna drapes the title over him as the fans go wild. The other men in the match are all conscious. They look into the abyss, the match finally over yet they are far past their limits to actually react to the result.
Fans: AHHHH!!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! SILVER DID IT!?! Bah Gawd Silver did it! New World Champion!
Chuck Thompson: What a match! That’s what you call a Scars and Stripes Main E-fucking-vent! This entire arena has been obliterated almost!!
Joanna helps Silver up so he can see the fans. She slings his arm over he shoulder and shows him to the screaming fans as confetti and fireworks all go off around the arena and stage!
Steve White: Oh wait… You know what this means… DGS successfully defended last month – he has a rematch clause… We… We’re gonna see DGS vs. Silver for the Championship again!
Chuck Thompson: What!? Are you kidding me!?
Silver falls to the mat once again as EMT’s rush the area. DGS walks back up the ramp. Mazzio sits up in the ring. Rain leans against the apron checking on Eli and Wilmer lies on the ground just staring at the roof. The fans erupt into cheers after the pyro show.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… It’s been one incredible night that will never be forgotten! Next week though we have Mayhem #150 so the celebrations are not over yet but we just want to thank you all for making history with us on this night! Thank you!
Pyro goes off once again as Silver leans against the ropes holding the Championship belt up to the screaming fans. We fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show.