Post by EHWF Management on Sept 1, 2014 8:37:19 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of Aftermath, "Rose of Sharyn" by Kill Switch Engage, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Aftermath! Everyone has been waiting to see the true aftermath of Scars and Stripes and tonight we'll all get that chance! Tonight we'll have a decisive Champion as Silver defends the EHWF Championship against DGS over at the Dr Pepper Arena in an Empty Arena Match! The winner will be the decisive champion of the world of wrestling while the loser will be disgraced and won't be able to challenge for the world title again while the winner holds it!
Chuck Thompson: I can't wait for that final encounter and neither can the world but tonight in our main event we not only see the finals of the King of Beraevement Tournament but new Tag Team Champions will be decided when the incredible teams of Insidious and Masturbation Nation take each other on in a tag team deathmatch!
Steve White: What a main event that'll be but we can't over look a match that could possibly steal the night. Mazzio vs. Ryan Mercury! Their rivalry has been building and building all month since Scars and Stripes! They've got wins over one another but tonight they'll fight in a steel cage which means Mercury will have nowhere to run or hide!
Chuck Thompson: Mercury is royally fucked Steve! And how about Rose vs. Eli Sykes in that falls count anywhere? I can't wait for that and the big 8 man over the top rope battle royal extravaganza for the vacant Jr Heavyweight Championship! It's an amazing card tonight that's for sure!
Steve White: Well let's stop talking and start the night! I'm pumped for Aftermath, Chuck! Who knows what tonight is going to bring!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening match is set for one fall!
"War" hits on the audio system. As the song kicks in, Dawson Hayes appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He has a pair of blue trunks on with his surname written across the back in white print. He has white elbow pads, knee pads and boots on too. He begins to walk down to the ring, looking confident and ready for a fight. He enters the ring and his music fades. He does a few warm up stretches and waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Dawson Hayes!
A song begins to blare throughout the arena and the fans look on in confusion. Nothing in playing on the tron and then suddenly Blaise's name appears on the screen and the fans begin to cheer. Every now and then the fans would cheer for Blaise because they truly appreciated her talent despite the sour attitude she had. She appears from the back and the arena is swallowed in darkness with one small spotlight that follows the diva's every move. She has a dark black hoodie on and is wearing a pair of black gloves, a different attire than usual the fans take notice as she stands on top of the ramp for a moment. She begins to decide down the ramp, paying no attention to the fans. Her eyes solely focused on the ring in front of her.
Blaise walks around to the side of the ring and jumps up. She swings her leg as she gets on the apron, before going into the ring. She walks to the other side of the ring and makes her way to the turnbuckle where she takes off her hood. Blaise appears to be slightly different looking. She's sporting darker make up and her hair seems to be a couple of shades darker. It appears a lot of has changed in the last few months, and not just in EHWF in Blaise's time apart from the company. She takes her jacket off that has the letters "QB" sowed into the back and tosses it at the ring announcer. And then a vintage moment of Blaise happens in which she demands the referee to help her down from the turnbuckle, displaying that she still is in fact the same handful she was not too long ago. She looks on with her arms crossed on her chest, unimpressed.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Blaise!
DING DING DING!
The match starts with Blaise avoiding an attempt to lock up with Dawson. She maneuvers around him and grabs him by his waist then drops down and rams into the back of his knee! Blaise grabs Dawson by the head and goes to walk him to the corner but he hits her with a big elbow to the ribs. Dawson shoves Blaise into the corner then goes to follow up with a clothesline but she trips him up and sends his head colliding with the turnbuckle!
Steve White: And this opening contest has really gotten off to a great start. Hayes fighting with intensity claiming that Blaise is just a no good distraction for his buddy Ryan Mercury!
Chuck Thompson: Mercury turned into a basket case long before Blaise left him or dropped him or whatever! Hayes needs to worry about his own career!
Blaise pulls Dawson up and starts hitting him with quick kicks to his head! Dawson is groggy and stumbles around but Blaise is able to boot him in the gut and follow up with a big DDT! Blaise jumps up and leaps onto the second rope where she springs off and hits Dawson with a perfectly executed moonsault! Hayes rolls around in pain, trying not to become a mark for a cover but Blaise jumps on him down on the mat and hooks both of his legs!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Blaise is fighting very aggressively here tonight! I think she doesn’t want anymore to do with Dawson Hayes after this and she’s trying to put him away as fast as she can!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise has been back for 2 weeks now. She’s had 2 impressive singles matches which she’s both one and a win in this PPV singles match could really propel her up the ladder in EHWF.
Hayes slowly gets up and dives on Blaise with a big clothesline, taking her down to the mat! Hayes gets up and grabs Blaise around the hair and plants a big palm down on her back, sending her to her knees on the mat! Hayes quickly hoists Blaise up on his shoulder but she slides off of him and shoves him into the corner! Hayes quickly moves out of the corner but Blaise jumps up on the second rope, then the top rope and drags a sidekick across his jaw sending the fans going wild!
Steve White: Blaise just damn near kicked Dawson Hayes’ head off and just when it looked like Hayes was coming back too!
Chuck Thompson: Well if you saw last week Mazzio destroyed Hayes and even put him in the hospital for a few days. Blaise might put him there permanently tonight!
Hayes is out of it; Blaise runs up and spears him down to the mat! She goes to climb to the top rope but Hayes springs up and trips her over, bringing her down to the mat! Hayes hits Blaise with a massive corner splash and buys himself some time! He stands in the opposing corner and yells at the top of his lungs! Hayes bolts at Blaise but she’s faster and Hayes runs right into the corner! Hayes stumbles back holding his chest but Blaise comes out of nowhere and his Hayes with a massive Soporose! The fans go wild as Hayes is out on the mat!
Steve White: Soporose out of nowhere! Hayes is out of it! Cover him! Cover him!
Chuck Thompson: She’s not covering him Steve, she’s going up top and these fans are getting loud!
Blaise gets to the top rope and taunts out at a downed Hayes on the mat! The fans are going wild as Blaise leaps off of the top and hits Dawson with a massive Phoenix Splash! The fans all get to their feet and Blaise covers Hayes!
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DIND DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Blaise!
Blaise gets up and celebrates her win! She rolls Dawson Hayes out of the ring and gets up on the turnbuckle, hyping up the fans as we fade out to a video package for the Northern American Championship match.
We fade back into the arena where Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the following match.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following match is set for one fall and it’s for the Northern American Championship!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenger… TQ Smooth!
'Hail To The King'
The arena would become pitch black. There would be a few seconds of silence just before "Dance With The Devil'' performed by Breaking Benjamin would blare throughout the arena. The fans who have filled their seats would now turn their attention towards the entrance ramp as a figure would emerge from behind the black curtain. There, at the center edge of the stage stood the North American champion, Bill Ryder. His face coated with a thick beard, his eyes glaring forward towards the ring, but his presence and composure remained calm. The expressionless champion would slowly make his way down the ramp, biding his time as he stepped past the fans who seemed to swarm him, but not even they could affect his focus. The focused champion would step inside the ring and make his way towards the center of the ring. It was here where he would remove the hood from his head, as his eyes would raise up towards the crowd, as a sinister smile would make it's mark across his face.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… He is the Northern American Champion… Bill Ryder!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Bill instantly charges at TQ Smooth but TQ doesn’t play that shit so he uppercuts Bill right on the chin, sending him down onto the mat! Bill gets up but TQ grabs him and knees him in the gut then bounces his head off of the corner! TQ whips Bill into the other corner then follows up with a running clothesline! Bill stumbles around in pain but TQ runs up and boots him in the back sending him down to the mat! Bill is in pain and TQ gets on his back, wrenching his face up and hitting him in the head with big right hands! Bill stands up and flips Smooth off of him. Bill quickly runs up and hits Smooth with a running neckbreaker! Both men are down.
Steve White: And Bah Gawd! Bill Ryder’s new evil allegiance dark-side to Roman Quartz has made him more brash and aggressive but TQ Smooth has given no fucks tonight and has given him an early beat down!
Chuck Thompson: TQ Smooth hasn’t had a shot at gold for a while and the last time he held a championship was over 6 months ago! TQ wants and needs to win this title tonight!
They both get up and lock up! Bill starts nailing TQ with continuous knees to the midsection! TQ hits back with right hands to the face! Bill whips TQ against the ropes then takes him down with a clothesline when he comes back! Bill picks TQ up and rams him into the corner! TQ hits Bill in the back with big shots, which allow him to get out of the corner! TQ grabs Bill and hits him with a big suplex! Bill gets up holding his back but TQ follows up with a big belly to belly!
Steve White: TQ Smooth keeping Bill Ryder down and really applying the pressure right now!
Chuck Thompson: Bill was fighting back but TQ Smooth put him down once again with the Northern American Championship on his mind!
TQ scouts Bill and swings at him but Bill ducks him and dropkicks TQ down to the mat! TQ gets up and Bill goes for the Ryde of Your Life but TQ grabs his leg and hammers down on Bill’s knee! Bill screams in pain and falls into the corner! TQ runs at him but Bill dashes out of the way and TQ eats the corner head on! Bill leaps up and takes TQ down with a diving lariat! Bill gets up and grabs TQ, dragging him to his feet and hitting him with a big powerslam! Bill gets on TQ and starts viciously stomping him out on the mat as the fans boo him! Bill turns around and starts arguing with the fans! The fans argue back but it gives TQ enough time to get up and take Bill down to the mat! Bill and TQ start trading left and right blows down on the mat!
Steve White: Bill fighting back with some intensity right now! TQ isn’t letting up though!
Chuck Thompson: Bill doesn’t want to lose this match and I think he just felt himself slipping there! Now both of these determined individuals are fighting for the gold!
Both get up but Bill takes TQ back down with a dropkick! TQ gets back up but Bill is ready and ducks a clothesline from him then grabs him from behind and plants TQ with a falling slam! Bill pulls TQ back up to his feet and hooks both of his arms but TQ powers out and rams Bill into the corner! TQ grabs Bill and plants him with a suplex! TQ goes to grab Bill on the mat but Bill low blows him with a quick kick! TQ falls to his knees, holding his groin as the fans boo Bill! Bill gets up and bounces off of the ropes then nails TQ Smooth with a running dropkick!
Steve White: Bill is slowly taking control of this match but he hit TQ Smooth with that damn low blow! What an underhanded tactic! I always knew Bill was no good!
Chuck Thompson: Bill is dumb as a door knob that’s for sure but now with Roman Quartz infiltrating his feeble mind, Bill is surely going to do his bidding for him and that means doing whatever it takes to get the win!
Bill stands over TQ and grabs him but TQ fires back with a poke to the eye! Bill stumbles back right into a big boot from Smooth! Bill gets up, hurt and disorientated! Smooth scoops Bill up and dumps him right on his head! Smooth waits for Bill to get up. He bounces off of the ropes and swings for a clothesline but Bill ducks it and propels Smooth back into the ropes! Bill runs up and dropkicks Smooth right in the chest sending him flipping over onto the mat!
Steve White: Smooth has lost his grip in this match!
Chuck Thompson: Bill needs to hit him with something big and cover him quick!
Bill lines TQ up! He grabs TQ but TQ goes for the TQ Lock! TQ can’t get it and Bill dishes out a right hand then comes out of nowhere with a Ryde of Your Life! Bill is shocked however, as TQ catches Bill’s leg a second before he connects! TQ quickly reverses it into a TQ Special and gets all of it! The fans are going wild as TQ covers Bill Ryder!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Northern American Champion… TQ Smooth!
TQ gets up and is handed the title! He looks emotionally over the moon, almost crying. He holds the title up in celebration as his music hits but the lights go out!
Steve White: TQ did it but the lights have gone out! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: What now!?
The lights flicker on and Roman Quartz is standing across from TQ in the ring. TQ is confused as Roman laughs at him. No one laughs at TQ so TQ goes to advance on him but James Champ runs in and jumps up on TQ from behind, grabbing his neck and slamming him down on the mat! Quartz revives Bill on the mat and Champ and Ryder start stomping out TQ on the mat!
Steve White: It’s an ambush! Bill lost and now Bill’s new family is getting revenge on the Smoothster with an ambush! Dammit Bill can’t you just wait for your rematch! Don’t injure Smooth over this!
Chuck Thompson: Champ and Quartz are just doing what any good family would do!
Quartz calls Bill and Champ off as they leave the new champion a bloody mess on the mat. Quartz grabs the Northern American Championship belt and drapes it over TQ’s chest. Quartz raises both Bill’s and Champ’s arms as we fade out to a video package for the Jr Heavyweight Championship match.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen following match is an 8 man over the top rope battle royal and it's for the vacant Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The song "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from the Disney movie "Mulan" soundtrack begins to play as the camera focuses in on the entrance stage. The fans begin to cheer when they see the scared face of Chicken Sh!t as he peaks his head out from the backstage area and looks around for any sign of danger. Suddenly, he is shoved out to the stage by his psychologist Dr. Richard Head who demands he go to the ring for his match.
Chicken Sh!t stands on the stage in fear, shaking in the football pads he is wearing for protection along with the wooden sword and shield he is holding in his trembling hands. He smiles nervously at the cheering crowd and looks down at the ring before he quickly turns around to head backstage, but he is quickly stopped by Dr. Richard Head who grabs him by the arm and drags Chicken Sh!t down to the ringside area. When they get to ringside, Dr. Richard Head rolls Chicken Sh!t into the ring where he tries to hide behind the referee, only to be pushed away. Chicken Sh!t crawls on his knees to the corner, and hugs the bottom turnbuckle as he awaits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Chicken Shit!
Titties and Beer begins as fans start to sing along. you here a horn as the drunk redneck rides out on a motorised chair, smoking and drinking as he lifts up the beer and joint he then speeds to the ring and gets out while beer cans fall to the floor. as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Next... Steve Jessup!
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails would blare over the P.A System, as Van Jameson would step out from behind the curtain with a smirk across his face. His attention focused on the ring as he marched down the ramp with a blank stare, ignoring the crowd around him. He would walk up the steps and step inside the ring, immediately motioning for a microphone.
Patricia Downs: And... Van Jameson!
"Planetary (Go!)" by My Chemical Romance starts playing in the arena that fills up with cheers from the audience as blue and red lights start flashing randomly through the arena. As the song gets to the first verse, that's when David Arnold and Erin Vega come bursting out from the back to a big burst of cheers from the crowd. David and Erin, wearing their usual attire, stand at the top of the ramp before David takes Erin's hand, spins her around slowly, then drops to a knee with her sitting on his knee and the two pose for the crowd. They then head down the ramp together, high fiving and taking pictures with the crowd, before getting to the ring.
Once at the ring, David guides Erin up the steps before running over and hopping up on the apron, his back up against the far corner. Erin walks over to him, planting a kiss on his cheek to a big cheer while David pretends to almost pass out from it. He holds the ropes open as she enters, watching her tease him and everyone in the arena by getting in slowly, before he jumps over the top rope himself, then straight up onto the corner, posing while Erin stands by the corner posing as well. David hops down and they repeat this on the opposite corner before meeting in the middle of the ring. Erin takes David's vest and hat while kissing him on the cheek again, then exits the ring as David starts warming up for his match.
Patricia Downs: Next up... David Arnold!
The crowd erupts in boos as the opening riff of "Someone To Hate" by Demon Hunter begins to blare throughout the arena. As soon as the drums pick up, "Homicidal" Lucas Mercer steps out from behind the curtain with his hair hanging down over his face. When the chorus kicks in, he whips his hair back, revealing his face to the crowd. He holds his arms out and drops to one knee, crushing one fist in to the stage. He stands and runs down to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He leaps to his feet with agility and holds his arms out again, yelling to the crowd. He stops and begins pacing back and forth in the ring, awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And... Lucas Mercer!
A hush goes over the crowd as the lights lower to a level that is just above off. The sound of a woman's voice can be heard over the loud speakers. "Help me Handsome Devil! You're my only hope!" With that, "Invincible" by OK GO hits the loud speaker and the once quite crowed bursts into a earth shaking roar as Handsome Devil bursts from out behind the curtain. A huge smile spreads across his face as he looks around at all the screaming fans. He then runs down the ramp, high fiving some of the fans along the way. Not showing any sign of slowing down as he approaches the ring, Devil slides under the bottom rope and continues his way to the opposite ropes where he jumps on to the middle rope and raises his fist with a battle cry. The masked man then jumps off and heads to the middle of the ring and strikes a heroic pose. With a wink to the ladies and a thumbs up to the kids, he turns to and walks over to his corner where he takes a seat on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: Followed by... Handsome Devil!
“Take em Out” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And... Conner Creed!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And. finally... 'The Wild Cat' Savannah!
DING DING DING!
The match begins with all of the competitors spreading out! Jessup and Arnold start brawling in the corner. Creed and Handsome start duking it out against the ropes! Mercer and Van Jam wrestle for control of one another and Savannah takes Chicken Shit to the center of the mat and starts pounding his head with hard lefts and rights s the fans go wild!
Steve White: And all 8 of these competitors are off to an amazing start! They’re beating the living crap out of one another, all for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: Well they have to remember that beating the shit out of each other may be well and good but the only way you can win is by sending your opponents over the top rope and to the outside!
Savannah picks Chicken Shit up and dumps him on the mat with a scoopslam! Steve Jessup clotheslines Arnold down to the mat then grabs Savannah from behind! He goes to eliminate her but she turns him around and tosses Steve Jessup over the top rope and to the outside! The fans go wild!
Patricia Downs: Steve Jessup has been eliminated!
Steve White: Savannah makes the first elimination of the night!
Chuck Thompson: Jessup is out of here! He’s gone! Stupid drunk…
Van Jam hits Savannah with the Van Jaminator out of nowhere! The fans boo Van Jam as he picks up Savannah to eliminate her but Handsome Devil runs over and knocks down Van Jam with a sidekick to the head! Jessup and Savannah crash down on the mat but as Handsome D turns around Conner Creed runs over and hits him with a Clothesline From Hell right over the top rope! Creed looks on at Handsome on the outside and laughs at him.
Patricia Downs: Handsome Devil has been eliminated!
Steve White: That no good son of a gun Conner Creed just got rid of Handsome with that massive clothesline! These two have had their problems as of late but Creed just got one over Handsome!
Chuck Thompson: Creed dashed Handsome’s championship hopes and dreams right there and Creed is laughing about it!
Creed locks up with David Arnold and the two start trading massive left and rights! Creed flips Arnold on his back and grabs his legs then starts stomping him out as hard as he can! Chicken Shit comes over and drops a big knee on Arnold’s head as Creed and Shit team up on Arnold! Over in the other corner Savannah is getting to her feet but Mercer is lining her up. She gets up and Mercer bolts at her for a clothesline but Savannah ducks it and Mercer takes out Van Jam instead! Mercer turns around only to get hit with a dropkick to the head from Savannah! Savannah gets up but Van Jam turns her around and goes for the Van Jaminator! Savannah grabs his legs and trips him up then catapults him into the corner! Van Jam stumbles around groggily as Savannah runs up and clotheslines Van over the top rope!
Patricia Downs: Van Jameson has been eliminated!
Steve White: I don’t believe it! Savannah just eliminated Van Jameson! No!
Chuck Thompson: They’ve had their problems these past couple of weeks and Savannah just shut Van Jam’s mouth by dashing his championship chances! What a match!
In the corner Shit and Creed are still working together, beating up David Arnold! Savannah doesn’t get a second to rest as Lucas hits her with a big clothesline! Creed runs up and takes Mercer down with a massive Clothesline From Hell as the fans go wild! Just as Creed gets up Savannah jumps on his back and gets him in a read naked choke! The fans all get to their feet in excitement! Creed struggles but Chicken Shit runs up and lariats Savannah off of him! Creed and Chicken Shit high five and as Chicken Shit goes to grab Savannah on the mat, Creed grabs Shit from behind and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! The fans laugh as Creed taunts Chicken Shit from in the ring!
Patricia Downs: Chicken Shit has been eliminated!
Steve White: Creed betrayed Chicken Shit! Why!? Why dammit!? We’re down to four competitors left in this fight!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah! Creed! Arnold! Mercer! One of these four will be the new Jr Heavyweight Champion!
Arnold springs off of the second rope and hits Creed with a crossbody! Arnold picks Creed up and tosses him in the corner then starts hitting him with mean lefts and rights! Arnold whips Creed then pulls him back into a big sideslam! It’s looking like Creed is weakened as Arnold grabs him and tries to toss him over the top rope! Creed isn’t going though. Mercer gets up and lines Arnold up! Arnold just realizes a second before Mercer starts running towards him! Arnold ducks down and Mercer hits Creed with a big boot, sending him over the top rope and to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Conner Creed has been eliminated!
Steve White: Creed No! He was the damn favourite! 3 competitors left now!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah, Mercer and Arnold! Who’s going home with the Jr Heavyweight Championship tonight!
Lucas Mercer stands in the middle of the ring and holds his arms out with a smile on his face. Savannah and Arnold look creeped out. Arnold goes to jump him but Mercer boots Arnold in the gut then tosses him into the corner and follows up with a big corner clothesline! Mercer turns around right into a big dropkick to the head from Savannah! Arnold and Savannah both grab Mercer by his legs and dump him over the top rope, sending him to the outside! The fans go wild as only 2 remain!
Patricia Downs: Lucas Mercer has been eliminated!
Steve White: 2 left now! Savannah has eliminated a lot of competitors tonight could she get rid of Arnold as well and become the new Jr Heavyweight Champion!?
Chuck Thompson: It’s been a million years since Arnold has held a title and he’s dying for that feeling again! Will he win here tonight?
Arnold and Savannah lock up! She forces him into the corner and starts hitting him with big knees but Arnold shoves Savannah off to the mat! Savannah rolls up to her feet and goes for a sidekick but Arnold grabs her leg and clotheslines her down! Arnold picks Savannah up and tosses her into the corner! He runs up and hits her with a big corner splash! Savannah stumbles around as Arnold grabs her and lifts her up, trying to toss her over the top rope! He throws her over but she grabs the ropes and lands on the apron!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! I thought it was over there! I thought that was it!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah somehow stays alive! Arnold can’t put her away!
Arnold grabs her by the hair but she grabs his face and drops down to the apron, hitting him with a hangman! Arnold flings down onto his back on the mat, holding his neck! Savannah goes to get back in the ring but Van Jameson runs up onto the apron and hits her with a Van Jaminator out of nowhere! The fans boo as Savannah hits the apron!
Steve White: Van Jameson’s back! He’s back! He just attacked Savannah with a Van Jaminator! I told you their issues weren’t over!
Chuck Thompson: He was eliminated! Get him the fuck out of here!
A ref on the outside tries to stop him but Van Jam boots the ref away. Van Jam waits for Savannah to get back up and he runs at her but Savannah ducks under his arm and bounces his head off of the ringpost! Van Jam falls off of the apron and the fans cheer but David Arnold watches on! As Savannah turns around to get back in the ring, David Arnold runs up and comes off the distraction, dropkicking Savannah off of the apron! Savannah hits the ground and the bell rings!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion… David Arnold!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Not like this! Arnold is the Champion!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah was so close! If it weren’t for Van Jam she’d be the champion!
Savannah gets up, pissed off as she looks at Arnold celebrating with the title belt inside the ring. She goes to get back in but she stops herself as Conner Creed runs back down the ramp and slides in the ring! Arnold spots him and goes to hit Creed with the title belt but Creed ducks it then comes back with a Clothesline From Hell to Arnold!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Creed came back and he took Arnold’s head off! What a sore loser!
Chuck Thompson: What’s he doing now?
Creed and Savannah stare a short stare-off. Creed leans down and grabs the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt then rolls out of the ring. He walks back up the ramp with the title belt then leaves.
Steve White: Creed just took the title belt!? Arnold is the champion, not Creed! Creed stole it!
Savannah looks on and shakes her head as we fade out to a video package for the Hardcore Championship match.
We come in back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following match is a Falls Count Anywhere Match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
"The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas!"
"Texas Blood Money" by Upon a Burning Body brings people to their feet as they await the appearance of Eli Sykes. As he makes his way through the curtain and onto the stage, he is welcomed by a wave of cheers. He kneels down at the top of the stage, slaps the steel, and extends his arms out to his sides, letting out a scream. He quickly makes his way down the ramp and climbs up onto the apron. He turns to the crowd, holding onto the the top rope with his left arm while he raises his right arm over his head. He steps between the top and middle rope, entering the ring and walks to the opposite side of the ring facing the crowd, this time raising both arms as the fans mimic his gesture. He lowers his arms and steps into the corner of the ring, squatting down, but wrapping his arms over the middle rope for support while he waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenger… Eli Sykes!
The arena lights dim as Adelitas Way’s “Scream” begins playing. A womans silhouetted figure appears on the stage, and chase lights flash all over the stage/arena and old wrestling footage plays from Rose's many matches at other wrestling federations, many focusing on the several titles she has held over the years. The silhouetted figure remains completely still with her arms at her sides and her feet shoulder width apart. As soon as the lyrics begin, the building erupts in pale green light and Rose thrusts her right fist straight up into the air. She stands for a moment, nodding her head to the music with a big smile on her face. She then skips once and struts down toward the ring, dancing somewhat provocatively and high fiving fans. As the music slows (“I want to take it too far…”), she slides into the ring. She crawls to the middle before hopping up and heading toward the far right corner. She climbs onto the top rope, keeping one foot on the second to keep balance. The lyrics continue, just before the lead singer gets into the chorus, Rose jumps from the top turnbuckle, does a flip in the air and lands as the singer yells “scream” while lip syncing. She then continues to dance, wave, and blow kisses to the audience as her music fades.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Rose!
DING DING DING!
The match starts as Rose and Eli shakes hands in the center of the ring. The fans are going wild as they lock up! Eli forces Rose into the corner and starts hitting her with corner thrusts! Rose pushes Eli off of her and they lock up once more! Rose struggles to get control as Eli knees her in the midsection. Rose elbows Eli in the mouth and he lets go! Rose boots Eli in the gut and follows up with a big snap DDT! Eli holds his head as he rolls to the outside! Rose follows him as the fans cheer them on!
Steve White: Rose has been a dominant Hardcore Champion so far, winning the title at Scars and Stripes in a fatal four way hardcore match and being on a roll ever since. Tonight in her defense, she could prove herself even further!
Chuck Thompson: Rose has become an unstoppable force since winning the gold, that’s for sure! She’s tipped to win here tonight but I wouldn’t count out Eli Sykes!
Rose grabs Eli and starts hitting him with a flurry of punches and kicks! Eli falls against the apron but Rose runs up and rams him into the apron! Rose drags Eli over to ringside and tosses him right into the barricade! The fans go nuts as Rose advances on him again and picks him up! Rose scoops Eli up and slams him on the ground outside! Eli is in pain and Rose goes to pick him up once again but Eli hits her with a jawbreaker! Rose hits the ground and Eli grabs her! He tosses her into the barricade over towards the announce area!
Steve White: Rose was laying out a beating just now but Eli Sykes has just come back!
Chuck Thompson: Sykes could become the Hardcore Champion tonight!
Sykes picks Rose up, looking for Syke Out but Rose gets out of it and hits Sykes with an Enziguri! Rose picks Sykes up and plants him on the ground with a bodydrop! Rose picks Eli up and bounces his head off of the announce table! Sykes tries to catch his breath but Rose doesn’t let up, hitting him with a combo of punches then bounces his head off of the announce table again! Sykes falls down on the ground bleeding from his forehead!
Steve White: Rose is so freaking fast Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Rose is scary! How the hell are you supposed to stop her!?
Rose leaps up to the top rope as Sykes slowly gets up on the outside! She dives off and hits Sykes with a sky high Caladium! The fans are going nuts as Rose picks a beaten Eli up and hits him with Tansy! Sykes falls onto the announce table with the fans going nuts! Rose lifts a limp Eli Sykes up and hits him with a sit-out powerbomb through the announce table!
Steve White: Enough! Damn!
Chuck Thompson: Now this is a hardcore match!
Rose grabs Eli Sykes by the hair and tosses him into the barricade! The barricade breaks and Sykes ends up into the crowd but the ref comes over and checks on him.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Eli Sykes is no longer able to compete in this match therefore your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Rose!
The ref hands the title belt to Rose. She walks over to the broken barricade and checks on Eli Sykes, helping him up as he slowly recovers. We fade out to the backstage area.
In the Aftermath segment area we come in to see Michael Rissi. As the fans cheer as he appears on the tron. He begins to speak.
Michael Rissi: It’s been a great night so far, truly an amazing event. We’ve seen two new champions already!
The fans cheer.
Michael Rissi: David Arnold did win the Jr Heavyweight Championship earlier tonight by eliminating Savannah but unfortunately Van Jameson interfered and cost her the match.
The fans boo.
Michael Rissi: Which is why on the 19th of September Episode of Mayhem, we’re going to have a Jr Heavyweight Championship match. David Arnold vs. Savannah! Please enjoy the rest of the night!
The fans roar as we cut back to the arena. Patricia Downs is in the ring ready to introduce the Steel Cage encounter!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is a Steal Cage match!
"Wake me up!”
As those words blare over the audio system, the music begins and Ryan Mercury walks out to heavy boos. He has a pair of black trunks on, with a white star as the centre piece. He has white elbow pads on, along with black knee pads and white boots. He has a black adidas tracksuit jacket on, with white trim. It is unzipped but the hood is up, covering half of his face. He walks down the ramp, holding his arms out to the hissing fans, as if he is embracing them. He climbs slowly through the middle ropes and pulls his jacket off, throwing it to the outside. He smirks and then approaches the referee, deciding to have a quiet word in his ear.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Greatness Incarnate… The Spectacular… Ryan Mercury!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big silhouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Mazzio!!
The cage slowly begins to lower.
Patricia Downs: The rules of this match are simple. The cage will be lowered onto the ring, locking the two superstars and the referee inside. The first superstar to pin or submit their opponent… or escape the cage through the door or over the top of the cage… will be declared the winner!
DING DING DING
The arena cakes itself in silence, as the cage is slowly lowered onto the ring. Ryan Mercury looks up at the structure, amazed by it as it declines. Mazzio stares directly at Mercury, unfazed by the cage. Mercury has another word with the referee but Mazzio has enough and runs straight at his rival, nailing a huge clothesline!
Steve White: He’s not waiting around!
Chuck Thompson: That’s not very sportsman like! He nearly took his damn head off!
power slams him onto the hard canvass, before dropping a huge elbow. He covers him!
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KICK OUT!
Mazzio stands Ryan Mercury up and throws a few right and lefts, before kneeing him in the gut and lifting him onto his shoulders. He then runs forwards, using Mercury as a battering ram straight into the cage wall! Mercury drops like a dead fish, poleaxed on the canvass. His back has the cages mesh imprinted all over it. Mazzio pulls Mercury to his feet with one hand and power slams him against the cage! Mercury screams in pain, as he rolls about on the mat!
Steve White: Mazzio is super human!
Chuck Thompson: He’s a freak, an abomination!
Mazzio stalks Ryan Mercury, waiting for him to stand. It doesn’t look imminently likely though, as Mercury crawls painfully along the canvass. Mazzio reaches down to Mercury but the young man slips through Mazzio’s legs and pulls him backwards into a cover!
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Steve White: By Gawd! Mercury nearly stole it… again!
Chuck Thompson: Wah, wah, wah…
Mazzio rages and runs at Mercury, attempting another clothesline. Mercury ducks it and hits Mazzio with a backstabber! He covers the downed Mazzio…
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Arm up!
Steve White: Mercury is desperate to finish this!
Mercury staggers off to the far corner, before leaning on the turnbuckle. He turns to it and suddenly gets an idea. He removes the padding from the turnbuckle and smirks. He turns back towards his opponent and receives a huge spear from Mazzio! Straight into the turnbuckle! Mercury whelps in pain!
Steve White: Bah Gawd
Chuck Thompson: What a huge spear!
Mazzio lifts Mercury onto the top rope and the crowd begin to cheer loudly. He falls backwards, bringing Mercury down with a massive SuperPlex!
Crowd: Ohhhh shiiiiiittt, ohhhh shiiiiitt!
Mercury has a fit on the canvass, he is in severe pain! Mazzio covers him!
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Arm up!
Steve White: Mercury kicks out!
Chuck Thompson: So close!
Mazzio looks on in anger, for the first time in the match. He lifts Mercury and goes to end it… but Mercury drops down behind him and spins him around… before kicking him in the gut and nailing the Deathtouch!
Crowd: Nooooo!
Steve White: The Deathtouch, modified playmaker! Its over!
Mercury drops on top of Mazzio!
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Steve White: Mazzio’s arm is up!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t kick out of the Deathtouch… what the fuck man!
Ryan kneels next to Mazzio, practically crying. He can’t believe that Mazzio has kicked out. He staggers slowly to his feet and pulls Mazzio to his feet too. He shakes his head and nails a second Deathtouch!
Steve White: What the fuck!
Mercury covers Mazzio…
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Kick out!
Crowd: Woooooahhhhh!
Steve White: What! He kicked out earlier than the first one!
Ryan Mercury backs off into the corner, a broken man. He shakes his head, his eyes bloodshot. Then, what he sees next, he can’t possibly comprehend… Mazzio climbs slowly to his feet!
Steve White: Mazzio is up… unbelievable!
Chuck Thompson: This guy… this guy needs to be tested!
Mazzio staggers slowly towards Mercury, who rests on the turnbuckle. He grabs the resisting Mercury and lifts him high into the air… before nailing Infinite Dismissal! Mercury screams in pain, rolling around on the canvass!
Steve White: Infinite Dismissal by Mazzio!
Mazzio covers
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The crowd are in complete shock. Mazzio kneels next to Ryan Mercury, shaking his head. He knows something has to change. He lifts Mercury onto his back and then stands upright. He looks around at his steel surroundings, trying to think of something. He looks at the nearside turnbuckle and nods his head. The crowd go wild! Mazzio climbs the turnbuckle and then looks down at the canvass. Mercury struggles, trying to get out of Mazzio’s hold. Mazzio looks up again, seeing the top of the cage. He takes one hand away from his grip of Mercury, still holding him with the other. He uses his spare hand to start climbing the cage!
Chuck Thompson: What is this idiot doing! Put Ryan Mercury down!
Mazzio rests on the top of the cage, now holding Ryan Mercury with two hands again. He looks down at the canvass, the referee is going ape shit! The crowd roar and Mazzio jumps head and shoulders first, using Ryan Mercury as a human shield! The pair crash into the canvass, causing a seismic reaction! The cage walls collapse inwards, on top of the pair!
Steve White: By Gawd! Holy Fuck!
Crowd: Oh Shit! Oh Shit!
The cage walls cover Mazzio, who in turn covers Mercury. The referee would make the count… but he is also underneath the rubble!
Steve White: This isn’t fair… Mazzio would’ve had a twenty count by now!
Chuck Thompson: Well… He shouldn’t have broken the cage!
Signs of life emerge. Mazzio staggers slowly to his feet, lifting one of the cage walls above his head. He eases it out of the way and pushes it onto the outside. The crowd applaud the sheer brilliance of Mazzio!
Steve White: He is something else… there is nobody else like Mazzio!
Chuck Thompson: What, a steroid pumped lunatic?!
“War” hits on the Audio System and Dawson Hayes runs out and down to ringside. Mazzio stares at him with annoyance, rather than anger. Dawson Hayes has been a nuisance recently, and Mazzio isn’t happy. Mazzio walks slowly over to Dawson, who stands outside the now side less ring. Nothing separates the pair other than the height of the ring.
Crowd: Nooooo!
The crowd spot Ryan Mercury emerge from the rubble, he is covered in cuts and bruises and blood. He staggers up behind Mazzio and rolls him up, just in time for the referee to get to his feet!
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Crowd: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Mazzio wriggles free of Ryan Mercury’s pin and gets to his feet. He runs at a slowly standing Mercury but finds himself planted into the canvass with a botched Hexproof! The Spectacular superstar covers the downed superstar
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What, no!?
Mazzio gets his arm up!
Crowd: Aaaaaahhhhh!
Steve White: Oh shit!
Chuck Thompson: This is getting ridiculous! What is he?
Ryan Mercury drops backwards onto the canvass, resting his back on the remaining piece of cage wall that lays flat on the mat. He starts punching the steel, throwing a fit! He can’t believe Mazzio isn’t dead! Never mind still in the match!
Steve White: This match… is going to go down in history…
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, it is, you’re right! It’ll be Mazzio’s last match before he gets tested for steroids and consequently fired!
Mazzio and Mercury both lay on the canvass, completely conked out. The crowd begins to clap rhythmically, hoping to aid Mazzio’s recovery. The big man slowly begins to stand, using the nearside ropes as an aid. Ryan Mercury, meanwhile, has made his way to the other corner. He is happily sat, resting, perched, not even trying to stand. Blood, cuts and bruises cover his body from head to toe. Meanwhile, Mazzio seems to be physically jaded but otherwise unharmed. The human superman lets out a huge roar… and hurtles towards Ryan Mercury!
Steve White: No! You bastard!
Mazzio drops to the mat, completely out. Mercury smiles, as he has just caught Mazzio with a Hexproof, head first into the exposed turnbuckle. The young man collapses onto Mazzio and the referee begins to count…
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Steve White: How!? How!?
Mazzio rises up from the mat. Ryan Mercury falls, looking up in complete shock as Mazzio drips with blood. Mazzio grabs Mercury by the throat and raises him off of his feet! Dawson Hayes sides in a chair! Mazzio sees him and drops Mercury to the ground and goes to get Hayes but Hayes runs off! Mazzio turns back around this time into a Hexproof right onto the chair! The fans are going nuts as Mercury covers Mazzio!
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DING DING DING
“Bring Me To Life” begins to play on the audio system as Dawson Hayes walks into the ring, seeing to his long-time friend Ryan Mercury. The crowd are in shock at the result of this amazing match. Dawson Hayes puts his arm around Mercury and lifts him to his feet. He places him into the corner, resting on the turnbuckle. Ryan Mercury looks at Dawson Hayes as if to ask if he won… Dawson Hayes nods.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman… your winner… by pinfall… The Spectacular… Ryan Mercury!
Steve White: By Gawd Chuck, what a match!
Chuck Thompson: I couldn’t agree more Steve, and the right man won… my boy, Ryan Mercury!
Dawson Hayes aids Ryan Mercury out of the ring. As Mercury’s music continues to play, the pair makes their way slowly up the entrance ramp. Ryan Mercury eventually manages to walk unaided, holding his ribs as he does. The scene fades to a Silver/DGS rivalry package!
The feed comes into the Dr. Pepper Arena live via satellite and shown directly on the tron back in the arena for the fans. The Dr. Pepper Arena is completely empty but the wrestling ring and ramp are still set up. In the center of the ring we see Lisa Caliber. Standing to her right is Silver Kazama and standing to her left is DGS.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is an empty arena match set for one fall and for the EHWF Championship! The loser of this match will not be able to challenge for the EHWF Championship again while the winner remains champion!
Silver takes a step back.
Lisa Caliber: Introducing the man standing to my left… He is the challenger… David Smith!
David steps forward.
Lisa Caliber: And to my right… He is the EHWF Champion… Silver Kazama!
Silver steps forward and the two competitors come face to face.
Lisa Caliber: Gentlemen, please shake hands and lets start this contest…
They stare at each other for a moment before David hits Silver with a right hand! Lisa screams and gets out of the ring as the bell sounds!
DING DING DING!
David and Silver trade right and left blows in the ring! DGS boots Silver in the midsection then clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside! DGS follows him and grabs Silver by the hair! DGS tosses Silver into the barricade! Silver slowly gets up but DGS grabs him from behind! Silver turns around and gets DGS in a chicken wing hold! Silver runs DGS up and slams him into the ringpost! Silver grabs DGS and hits him with a snapmare on the bottom of the ramp then dropkicks him in the back! The ref follows them around on the outside as Silver gets on top of David’s chest and starts hitting him with lefts and rights! DGS gets up and headbutts Silver off of him! DGS gets up and tosses Silver up the ramp! They meet halfway up the ramp and DGS boots Silver in the midsection then hits him with a piledriver on the ramp!
Steve White: And the match we’ve all be waiting for has started off with an amazing bang! Silver and DGS fighting it out tough right now! DGS just scrambled Silver’s brain with that one!
Chuck Thompson: That was intense! These guys have a whole empty arena to fight in! This will be the final encounter between the two for a while and they’re going to make it a match to remember!
DGS picks up a bleeding Silver and drags him up the stage! DGS whips Silver but Silver drops to the floor and whips DGS right into the tron area! DGS falls on his back! Silver runs up and drops a big leg on David’s back! Silver picks David up and pushes him through the curtain and the two come into backstage! Silver grabs DGS and bounces his head off of a table! DGS stumbles up the backstage area, trying to get his bearings but Silver runs up and kicks his leg out! Silver wipes the blood from his eyes and grabs DGS once again! DGS elbows Silver in the face then whips Silver into a brick wall! Silver falls down and goes to crawl back up to his feet but DGS runs up and puts Silver right in the ribs!
Steve White: And DGS isn’t going to let Silver get any control back in this match! That was ruthless just then! Ruthless!
Chuck Thompson: DGS may say he doesn’t care about winning or the championship but he’s going to fight like hell tonight to get the EHWF Championship back!
DGS grabs Silver by his hair and tosses him into a door! The door comes off of it’s hinges and we come into an office! An arena staff member gets up from his desk and comes over to DGS.
Arena Staff: Hey you can’t be back here!
DGS hits the arena staff member with a right hand! He turns back to Silver but Silver has recovered and elbows DGS in the midsection! Silver grabs DGS and bounces his head off of the desk! Silver grabs a book off of the bookshelf then smacks DGS in the face with it! DGS falls onto the desk and Silver gets up onto it! He picks up DGS but DGS want’s none of that so he pushes Silver off! Both men fall flat onto the ground! DGS gets up as does Silver and the two start trading blows once again! Silver bounces David’s head off of the desk once more then the phone starts to ring! Silver picks up the phone!
Silver Kazama: Hello?
He grabs DGS.
Silver Kazama: It’s for you!
Silver wraps the phone cord around David’s throat then starts beating him in the head with the receiver! Silver hits him over and over again until DGS grabs Silver around the waist and rams him through a back door in the office! They door busts open and they find themselves in the hallway!
Steve White: These guys are going to kill each other tonight! Neither man is taking any chances and they’re fighting with all they’ve got!
Chuck Thompson: So much is riding on this match though!
DGS picks Silver up in the hall and smacks his head off of the wall! Silver is all groggy but DGS grabs him! Silver uppercuts DGS in the chin and creates distance but DGS pulls back and hits Silver with a massive spear! DGS and Silver are both down, bleeding on the carpet! DGS rolls onto Silver and hooks his legs!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: I thought it was over there! I thought it was really over after that massive spear! That was incredible!
Chuck Thompson: The Spear might be the difference maker in this match! Both men are hurt and bleeding but we all know David’s spears aren’t something that should be taken lightly in any match!
DGS picks Silver up and tosses him up the hallway! DGS picks Silver up once more and headbutts him square in the head! Silver falls against the railing of a stairwell! DGS runs up with a running big boot but Silver ducks him then dropkicks him in the back sending DGS flying down the stairs! DGS tumbles down the stairwell, hitting the wall then falling down some more stairs! Silver takes a second to get his breath as he’s in shock from what just happened. Silver goes down the steps, following DGS. Silver gets to the bottom to the next floor and looks around confused. He can’t see DGS anywhere. He looks around but a messed up and bleeding David runs from behind and nails Silver with a forearm to the back of the neck! DGS starts ruthlessly stomping Silver out!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Silver threw DGS down those damn steps and DGS still got up fairly fast! DGS was waiting for Silver down there!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah but look at DGS! That trip down the stairs has covered him in cuts, bruises and blood! DGS isn’t running on much after that one!
DGS picks Silver up and looks to get him in a suplex but Silver thrashes out of it and hoists DGS up then hits him with a Silver Diamond right through a table! DGS is left in a bloody heap in the debris of the table as Silver crawls across the floor and rolls him over, covering him!
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Steve White: HE kick out! How did DGS kick out after all of that!?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think DGS is going to lose tonight! Losing just might not be in his mind or body here at all in this match!
Silver sits up and he can’t believe it! He picks up DGS and tosses him through and entrance as we come into the foyer area! Silver grabs DGS from the ground again but DGS whips him into Disney On Ice cardboard standees in the Dr. Pepper Arena foyer! Silver tries to get up but DGS grabs the giant Mickey Mouse standee and starts bashing Silver with it until the cardboard breaks up and Silver is planted back down in the mix of blood and cardboard!
Steve White: DGS just messed up the Disney On Ice promotional material in the Dr. Pepper Arena!
Chuck Thompson: I guess next week everyone will be seeing Disney On BLOOD!
DGS grabs Silver by his hair and tosses him into an elevator door! The elevator starts buzzing as DGS starts assaulting Silver against the door with left and right punches! Suddenly the door opens and Silver falls into the elevator! DGS walks in as well as they start trading lefts and rights inside! The camera crew try to get in but they can’t fit and the doors close!
Steve White: Silver and DGS were fighting in the elevator and it closed! They both alone in that elevator! Do we have any eyes in there!?
Back in the American Airlines Arena the tron flickers on and we see surveillance footage inside the elevator! Silver and DGS trade lefts and rights! Silver starts smacking David’s head off of the elevator railing! DGS knees Silver in the gut then plants him with a big scoopslam! The doors open and we come back into live feed! DGS drags a limp Silver out of the elevator! We come into the parking garage now! DGS lines Silver up near a BMW then powerbombs him on the hood! The alarm goes off and Silver slides to the concrete! DGS covers him!
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DGS grabs Silver once more. Silver is limp and groggy and looks out of it. DGS goes to hoist Silver up for a big move but Silver gets DGS on his back and goes for a Silver Diamond! DGS lands on his feet and DGS comes back, spearing Silver against a car door! DGS falls back onto the road and tries to recover to his feet! DGS gets up and goes to cross the road but a car flies past and almost hits him! DGS falls back onto the curb as the car speeds off! DGS gets up and goes back to find Silver but Silver is gone! DGS limps over the dented car door and follows a trail of blood! DGS turns around and looks up at a bearing pillar above him! Silver jumps off and hits DGS with a massive Last Kazama! Silver quickly hooks both of David’s legs!
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Steve White: He kicked out! He kicked out of the Last Kazama! You’re right Chuck! DGS just can’t be killed tonight! That was all Silver had left and it wasn’t enough!
Chuck Thompson: What a fucking match!
Silver is in shock! He lies on his back with his eyes wide as DGS lies next to him, both in a pool of each other’s blood. DGS and Silver both slowly start to get back up to their feet! Silver can’t move as he falls to his knee. DGS comes over and starts hammering him with slow right hands to the head! DGS picks Silver up and walks him across the parking garage. DGS bounces Silver’s head off of the trunk of a car! Silver falls down, trying to stay conscious. DGS grabs him and hooks his arm but Silver grabs David’s head and slams his head through the window of the car! DGS falls backward onto the concrete as Silver aggressively shakes his head to wake up.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! DGS just smashed right though the glass! Bah Gawd Silver just bought himself a lifeline with that!
Silver goes over to grab DGS but DGS swats Silver in the head with a quick kick! DGS gets up and hits Silver with a right hand! Silver falls against another car in the garage! DGS lines Silver up and goes for another Spear but Silver dives out of the way and DGS smacks head first into the side of the car! DGS stumbles around, Silver runs up and hoists DGS up! Silver quickly hits DGS with a big Silver Diamond on the road! Silver stumbles around, falling, spent and destroyed onto David Smith! The ref comes over!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Champion… Silver Kazama!
Back in the American Airlines Arena – Patricia Downs leaves the ring after her announcement and the fans get to their feet and go wild as they watch on the tron!
Steve White: He did it! He did it! Bah Gawd Silver finally did it! Fans are crying here Chuck! What a match!
Silver slowly rolls over off of David's limp body. The referee checks up on both men. But, suddenly...a limo pulls into the parking garage. Silver is slowly pushing himself up into a sitting position, looking over at the limo in confusion. The back door opens up, and out steps...Brandon Bash. He is wearing a white Georgio Armani suit with a black undershirt with a white tie. As he closed the limo door, you could see that the EHWF Championship was in his hands. He made his way over to Silver, who had slowly climbed up to his feet, favoring his midsection after the battle he just had. Bash flashed a smirk, as he handed to title over to Silver.
Steve White: What’s this!?
Brandon Bash: Well, Matt...I must say that I am certainly surprised that you are the one I am handing this over to. But, hey...congratulations are certainly in order.
Silver is hesitant at first, but he finally reaches out with his free hand to accept the title.
Brandon Bash: But, you should know that I'm not here just to present you your prize and a simple congratulations. I'm also here to present to you...the next contender for the EHWF Heavyweight Championship since David Smith will no longer be able to contend for the title while you hold it...
Right after Brandon had finished that sentence, the limo door opened up once again. This time, Roman Quartz stepped out of the limo as Brandon stepped out of the way so Silver could see him. Silver glared at Roman, as he stepped aside. James Champ then stepped out. Following shortly behind him was Bill Ryder, who still looked a little beat after his match with T.Q Smooth. The three men then made their way over to Silver. Champ stepped up and got right in Silver's face as Roman and Bill kept their distance. The two simply just glared at each other. David started to get up, but Bill ran up and sent his right foot crashing into the side of David's face, knocking him right out.
Roman Quartz: Thank you very much, Mr. Bash. But...I think you're assistance is no longer required...
Suddenly, Roman stepped aside as Bill ran at Bash this time, while James sent a right fist right at Silver's face. Champ and Silver began trading blows, while Bill and Bash did the same thing. Seeing as how Silver just went through one hell of a battle, Champ began getting the upper hand over Silver. James kicks Silver in the gut, then grabs him by the back of his head and throws him face first into the side of the limo.
Meanwhile, Brandon and Bill are continuing to slug it out until Brandon sends his right knee up into Bill's stomach. Bash would then hit Bill with a right back elbow that causes Bill to stumble back. Just as it seems like Brandon is about to go for Texas Chin Massacre, Roman spins him around and hits him with a hard right backhand. The force of the blow causes Bash's head to turn...but it seems like it had no effect. Bash is seething with anger, as he slowly turns his head back to Roman. Roman suddenly looks uneasy, as he starts to slowly back away in fear. He suddenly looks behind Bash, and Bash notices this. Bash quickly ducks to his right, as Bill is barely able to stop himself from giving his "father" the Ryde of His Lyfe. Bill was able to stop himself, but as he turns around Bash kicks him right in the gut as he then pulls Bill in, stuffing Bill's head underneath his left armpit while hooking his arms at the same time. Right when it looked like Bash was going to go for the Wicked Prayer, he is suddenly sent To Infinity by Champ! Champ then drags Silver over as the the "Quartz Family" then began to stomp on the fallen Brandon Bash and Silver Kazama. Roman is yelling out at them, while Bill continues to stomp on Bash. Champ rolls Silver over, and then locks him into the Distorted Reality! Bill picks Bash up, and smashes his head right through his own limo door window! Roman picks up the EHWF Championship, as he kneels down and shoves it into Silver's face.
Roman Quartz: You are not worthy to hold this! This belongs to my son. Soon you shall see, Matthew...soon you shall see...
Champ finally releases the hold on Silver, as Silver lies motionless on the concrete. Not too far from him, a bloody Brandon Bash is slowly coming to his senses. A few yards across from this, David Smith is also just now coming back to his senses. Roman, James and Bill all stand tall...and Roman drapes the EHWF Championship over Silver's motionless body. Bill smiles, as he looks down at the bloodied Brandon Bash, proud of what he had done. James just stares down at Silver, before Roman taps him on the shoulder. The three men would then get back into the limo, and it would exit the parking garage as a team of EMT's came in to check on the three fallen men. We fade out to the King of Bereavement video package!
The fans roar as we cut back to the arena. Patricia Downs is in the ring ready to introduce the main event for the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is the finals of the King of Bereavement Deathmatch! This match will be contested under Deathmatch rules and is for the Tag Team championships!
Masturbation Nation’s theme hits… They come out to the stage and dance around a bit before getting into the ring and getting ready for their match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky & ‘Crazy’ Jerry Mazy… Masturbation Nation!
Broken Dreams by Shaman' Harvest begins to play from the arena speaker as the member of Insidious come down the ramp with differing attitudes towards fans. They face Masturbation Nation, ready to fight.
Patricia Downs: And next… Aaron Fredrick Hudson & Sahta Thor… Insidious!
DING DING DING
Mazy and Hudson come to the center and start trading blows while Wilmer and Grant go to the outside! Grant grabs a barbed wire wrapped chair but Wilmer dropkicks it into his face! Grant grabs Wilmer and rams him into the barricade! Grant takes the protector off of the barricade and bounces his head off of it! Back in the ring Hudson drags Mazy over to the ropes, which are wrapped all in barbed wire! Hudson drags Mazy’s face up and down the barbed wire ropes! Wilmer boots Grant in the face then jumps up on the apron and saves Mazy by hitting Hudson with a right hand! Wilmer gets up on the top rope then takes Hudson down with a big missile dropkick!
Steve White: And this one is underway! Insidious vs. Masturbation Nation in this sick Deathmatch! Last week Insidious got the edge over Masturbation Nation when Hudson defeated Mazy. Will the same happen tonight?
Chuck Thompson: We’re already seeing blood in this match Chuck! Just when you thought this night couldn’t get anymore better we get offered a great Deathmatch!
Grant slides in with a pane of glass and smashes it over Mazy’s face! Mazy falls to the outside and Grant follows him! Wilmer goes to help him but Hudson comes from behind and takes Wilmer down! Wilmer and Hudson start brawling on the apron until both fall on the outside! Hudson gets up and grabs a kendo stick! He comes over and snaps it over Wilmer’s back! Grant picks Mazy up but Mazy elbows Grant in the gut then tosses him head first into the ringpost! Hudson picks up a barbed wire wrapped table then drives the corner of it into Mazy’s head! Hudson then sets up the table!
Steve White: And now a barbed wire table is set up in this match! These guys are brutalizing each other and it’s all for the title of King and for the title of Tag Team Champions!
Chuck Thompson: I think Insidious are working better as a team tonight! They’re dividing and conquering Masturbation Nation effectively.
Grant comes over with a bag of thumbtacks and pours them all over the place including the barbwire table! Wilmer gets up and nails Grant in the back of the knee, taking him down! Wilmer and Grant get into a punch out on the ground until Hudson comes over and boots him in the back of the head! Hudson goes and grabs a piece of sheet metal. He charges at Mazy with it but Mazy trips him up and Hudson falls right into the corner of the sheet! Hudson rolls around in pain, bleeding!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The Blood, the carnage! This match is too dangerous damn it!
Chuck Thompson: Look at Grant!
Grant boots Mazy in the gut then piledrivers him right onto some thumbtacks! Grant rolls Mazy back in the ring, ready to end this but Wilmer rams Grant against the apron! Wilmer grabs Grant and bounces his head off of the barbwire wrapped table! Wilmer runs Grant across the outside but Grant reverses it and tosses Wilmer right into the steel steps!
Steve White: And Grant is refusing to stay down for Masturbation Nation right now!
Chuck Thompson: Now what’s he doing!?
Grant grabs a gasoline can under the ring and starts pouring it all over the table and the outside! Grant grabs a light and lights up the table and ringside! Grand walks over and smacks the empty gas can over Wilmer’s head, denting it! Grant turns back to the ring but Mazy baseball slides through the ring and kicks Grant right into some flames! Grant rolls around burning as the fans cheer!
Steve White: Grant is on fire! He’s going to burn to death and these fans are cheering! They’re sick!
Chuck Thompson: Steve… It’s a fucking deathmatch!
Hudson runs around with a fire extinguisher and puts Grant out! Mazy comes around but Hudson sprays him with the extinguisher then cracks it over his head! Mazy looks out of it as Hudson drags him back to the ring and rolls him back in! Hudson climbs the apron himself and goes to get back in but Wilmer gets up on the apron and starts trading rights and lefts with Hudson! Suddenly, Wilmer jumps off of the apron. Hudson is confused but he gets a big running dropkick from Mazy! Hudson is launched off of the apron right into the flaming barbwire table! Hudson hits it full force and rolls around on fire!
Fans: Ohh Shit! Ohh Shit!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! That might have killed him! That might have killed him! Someone put him out damn it!
Chuck Thompson: It clearly didn’t kill him. He’s flailing around on fire!
A ref puts Hudson out with an extinguisher but he’s unresponsive! Grant runs into the ring and nails Mazy with a kendo stick swat to the head! Mazy falls down but Grant grabs his head and starts to tear up his face against the barbwire ropes! Wilmer runs in and smashes a pane of glass over Grant’s head! Grant falls back and Mazy takes down Grant with his last bit of strength! Wilmer picks Grant up and smacks his head off of the ropes then tosses him into the corner! Wilmer runs at Grant but Grant jumps up and Wilmer runs right into his boot!
Steve White: Grant being double teamed right now but he’s fighting Masturbation Nation off like a champ!
Chuck Thompson: He’s still controlling this match one on two Steve!
Wilmer falls to the mat! Mazy jumps on Grant as the two start to trade left and right blows! Mazy swings but misses Grant! Grant turns Mazy around and hits him with a Glory to the King! The fans go nuts but Wilmer drops a barbwire chair behind him! Grant turns around and Wilmer hits Grant with a Lubrication Twist right into the barbwire chair! The fans are all on their feet going crazy! Wilmer rolls onto Grant as the ref counts!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The Kings of Bereavement and the NEW Tag Team Champions… Wilmer Patacky and Jerry Mazy… Masturbation Nation!
Steve White: They did it! Masturbation Nation!
Chuck Thompson: It’s over! What a match! What night! We have new Tag Team Champions now!
Wilmer and Mazy hug in the ring! They’re handed their titles then they’re crowned! Their music plays and they celebrate but a charred, bleeding and maniacal looking Hudson comes back in the ring with a barbwire chair!
Steve White: It’s Hudson! He’s still standing! These guys won’t die!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!
Hudson nails Mazy right in the head with the chair shot! Wilmer goes to act but Grant grabs him! Grant motions for Wilmer to be quiet as he struggles! Hudson knocks Wilmer out with the massive chair shot as well! Hudson and Grant grab Wilmer and Mazy’s crowns. They look at them for a moment then break them!
Steve White: What are they doing!? This match is over!
Chuck Thompson: Not for them it isn’t!
Hudson finishes stomping the gold crowns into little pieces. They then both roll Masturbation Nation out of the ring and toss the title belts out as well. Hudson grabs a mic from Grant and walks around as the fans are booing…
Aaron Fredrick Hudson: This night… And everything that happened in it… Meant nothing… It all meant nothing! This is only the beginning and I’m not just saying that. Tonight… Meant… NOTHING!
Aaron drops the mic and looks out at the booing fans while Grant claps.
Steve White: I don’t know what he meant by that but what a dull way to end such a great night! No doubt on the next Mayhem we’ll see the repercussions of this!
Chuck Thompson: It’s been a great night! A night that’ll go down in history with all the other great events! We thank you for joining us for Aftermath and King of Bereavement… Good night ladies and gentlemen!
As EMT’s help Masturbation Nation. Insidious look out with smiles on their faces. We fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show!
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Aftermath! Everyone has been waiting to see the true aftermath of Scars and Stripes and tonight we'll all get that chance! Tonight we'll have a decisive Champion as Silver defends the EHWF Championship against DGS over at the Dr Pepper Arena in an Empty Arena Match! The winner will be the decisive champion of the world of wrestling while the loser will be disgraced and won't be able to challenge for the world title again while the winner holds it!
Chuck Thompson: I can't wait for that final encounter and neither can the world but tonight in our main event we not only see the finals of the King of Beraevement Tournament but new Tag Team Champions will be decided when the incredible teams of Insidious and Masturbation Nation take each other on in a tag team deathmatch!
Steve White: What a main event that'll be but we can't over look a match that could possibly steal the night. Mazzio vs. Ryan Mercury! Their rivalry has been building and building all month since Scars and Stripes! They've got wins over one another but tonight they'll fight in a steel cage which means Mercury will have nowhere to run or hide!
Chuck Thompson: Mercury is royally fucked Steve! And how about Rose vs. Eli Sykes in that falls count anywhere? I can't wait for that and the big 8 man over the top rope battle royal extravaganza for the vacant Jr Heavyweight Championship! It's an amazing card tonight that's for sure!
Steve White: Well let's stop talking and start the night! I'm pumped for Aftermath, Chuck! Who knows what tonight is going to bring!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening match is set for one fall!
"War" hits on the audio system. As the song kicks in, Dawson Hayes appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He has a pair of blue trunks on with his surname written across the back in white print. He has white elbow pads, knee pads and boots on too. He begins to walk down to the ring, looking confident and ready for a fight. He enters the ring and his music fades. He does a few warm up stretches and waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Dawson Hayes!
A song begins to blare throughout the arena and the fans look on in confusion. Nothing in playing on the tron and then suddenly Blaise's name appears on the screen and the fans begin to cheer. Every now and then the fans would cheer for Blaise because they truly appreciated her talent despite the sour attitude she had. She appears from the back and the arena is swallowed in darkness with one small spotlight that follows the diva's every move. She has a dark black hoodie on and is wearing a pair of black gloves, a different attire than usual the fans take notice as she stands on top of the ramp for a moment. She begins to decide down the ramp, paying no attention to the fans. Her eyes solely focused on the ring in front of her.
Blaise walks around to the side of the ring and jumps up. She swings her leg as she gets on the apron, before going into the ring. She walks to the other side of the ring and makes her way to the turnbuckle where she takes off her hood. Blaise appears to be slightly different looking. She's sporting darker make up and her hair seems to be a couple of shades darker. It appears a lot of has changed in the last few months, and not just in EHWF in Blaise's time apart from the company. She takes her jacket off that has the letters "QB" sowed into the back and tosses it at the ring announcer. And then a vintage moment of Blaise happens in which she demands the referee to help her down from the turnbuckle, displaying that she still is in fact the same handful she was not too long ago. She looks on with her arms crossed on her chest, unimpressed.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Blaise!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Blaise vs. Dawson Hayes
The match starts with Blaise avoiding an attempt to lock up with Dawson. She maneuvers around him and grabs him by his waist then drops down and rams into the back of his knee! Blaise grabs Dawson by the head and goes to walk him to the corner but he hits her with a big elbow to the ribs. Dawson shoves Blaise into the corner then goes to follow up with a clothesline but she trips him up and sends his head colliding with the turnbuckle!
Steve White: And this opening contest has really gotten off to a great start. Hayes fighting with intensity claiming that Blaise is just a no good distraction for his buddy Ryan Mercury!
Chuck Thompson: Mercury turned into a basket case long before Blaise left him or dropped him or whatever! Hayes needs to worry about his own career!
Blaise pulls Dawson up and starts hitting him with quick kicks to his head! Dawson is groggy and stumbles around but Blaise is able to boot him in the gut and follow up with a big DDT! Blaise jumps up and leaps onto the second rope where she springs off and hits Dawson with a perfectly executed moonsault! Hayes rolls around in pain, trying not to become a mark for a cover but Blaise jumps on him down on the mat and hooks both of his legs!
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Steve White: Blaise is fighting very aggressively here tonight! I think she doesn’t want anymore to do with Dawson Hayes after this and she’s trying to put him away as fast as she can!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise has been back for 2 weeks now. She’s had 2 impressive singles matches which she’s both one and a win in this PPV singles match could really propel her up the ladder in EHWF.
Hayes slowly gets up and dives on Blaise with a big clothesline, taking her down to the mat! Hayes gets up and grabs Blaise around the hair and plants a big palm down on her back, sending her to her knees on the mat! Hayes quickly hoists Blaise up on his shoulder but she slides off of him and shoves him into the corner! Hayes quickly moves out of the corner but Blaise jumps up on the second rope, then the top rope and drags a sidekick across his jaw sending the fans going wild!
Steve White: Blaise just damn near kicked Dawson Hayes’ head off and just when it looked like Hayes was coming back too!
Chuck Thompson: Well if you saw last week Mazzio destroyed Hayes and even put him in the hospital for a few days. Blaise might put him there permanently tonight!
Hayes is out of it; Blaise runs up and spears him down to the mat! She goes to climb to the top rope but Hayes springs up and trips her over, bringing her down to the mat! Hayes hits Blaise with a massive corner splash and buys himself some time! He stands in the opposing corner and yells at the top of his lungs! Hayes bolts at Blaise but she’s faster and Hayes runs right into the corner! Hayes stumbles back holding his chest but Blaise comes out of nowhere and his Hayes with a massive Soporose! The fans go wild as Hayes is out on the mat!
Steve White: Soporose out of nowhere! Hayes is out of it! Cover him! Cover him!
Chuck Thompson: She’s not covering him Steve, she’s going up top and these fans are getting loud!
Blaise gets to the top rope and taunts out at a downed Hayes on the mat! The fans are going wild as Blaise leaps off of the top and hits Dawson with a massive Phoenix Splash! The fans all get to their feet and Blaise covers Hayes!
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DIND DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Blaise!
Blaise gets up and celebrates her win! She rolls Dawson Hayes out of the ring and gets up on the turnbuckle, hyping up the fans as we fade out to a video package for the Northern American Championship match.
We fade back into the arena where Patricia Downs is ready to introduce the following match.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following match is set for one fall and it’s for the Northern American Championship!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenger… TQ Smooth!
'Hail To The King'
The arena would become pitch black. There would be a few seconds of silence just before "Dance With The Devil'' performed by Breaking Benjamin would blare throughout the arena. The fans who have filled their seats would now turn their attention towards the entrance ramp as a figure would emerge from behind the black curtain. There, at the center edge of the stage stood the North American champion, Bill Ryder. His face coated with a thick beard, his eyes glaring forward towards the ring, but his presence and composure remained calm. The expressionless champion would slowly make his way down the ramp, biding his time as he stepped past the fans who seemed to swarm him, but not even they could affect his focus. The focused champion would step inside the ring and make his way towards the center of the ring. It was here where he would remove the hood from his head, as his eyes would raise up towards the crowd, as a sinister smile would make it's mark across his face.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… He is the Northern American Champion… Bill Ryder!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Bill Ryder (c) vs. TQ Smooth
The bell rings and Bill instantly charges at TQ Smooth but TQ doesn’t play that shit so he uppercuts Bill right on the chin, sending him down onto the mat! Bill gets up but TQ grabs him and knees him in the gut then bounces his head off of the corner! TQ whips Bill into the other corner then follows up with a running clothesline! Bill stumbles around in pain but TQ runs up and boots him in the back sending him down to the mat! Bill is in pain and TQ gets on his back, wrenching his face up and hitting him in the head with big right hands! Bill stands up and flips Smooth off of him. Bill quickly runs up and hits Smooth with a running neckbreaker! Both men are down.
Steve White: And Bah Gawd! Bill Ryder’s new evil allegiance dark-side to Roman Quartz has made him more brash and aggressive but TQ Smooth has given no fucks tonight and has given him an early beat down!
Chuck Thompson: TQ Smooth hasn’t had a shot at gold for a while and the last time he held a championship was over 6 months ago! TQ wants and needs to win this title tonight!
They both get up and lock up! Bill starts nailing TQ with continuous knees to the midsection! TQ hits back with right hands to the face! Bill whips TQ against the ropes then takes him down with a clothesline when he comes back! Bill picks TQ up and rams him into the corner! TQ hits Bill in the back with big shots, which allow him to get out of the corner! TQ grabs Bill and hits him with a big suplex! Bill gets up holding his back but TQ follows up with a big belly to belly!
Steve White: TQ Smooth keeping Bill Ryder down and really applying the pressure right now!
Chuck Thompson: Bill was fighting back but TQ Smooth put him down once again with the Northern American Championship on his mind!
TQ scouts Bill and swings at him but Bill ducks him and dropkicks TQ down to the mat! TQ gets up and Bill goes for the Ryde of Your Life but TQ grabs his leg and hammers down on Bill’s knee! Bill screams in pain and falls into the corner! TQ runs at him but Bill dashes out of the way and TQ eats the corner head on! Bill leaps up and takes TQ down with a diving lariat! Bill gets up and grabs TQ, dragging him to his feet and hitting him with a big powerslam! Bill gets on TQ and starts viciously stomping him out on the mat as the fans boo him! Bill turns around and starts arguing with the fans! The fans argue back but it gives TQ enough time to get up and take Bill down to the mat! Bill and TQ start trading left and right blows down on the mat!
Steve White: Bill fighting back with some intensity right now! TQ isn’t letting up though!
Chuck Thompson: Bill doesn’t want to lose this match and I think he just felt himself slipping there! Now both of these determined individuals are fighting for the gold!
Both get up but Bill takes TQ back down with a dropkick! TQ gets back up but Bill is ready and ducks a clothesline from him then grabs him from behind and plants TQ with a falling slam! Bill pulls TQ back up to his feet and hooks both of his arms but TQ powers out and rams Bill into the corner! TQ grabs Bill and plants him with a suplex! TQ goes to grab Bill on the mat but Bill low blows him with a quick kick! TQ falls to his knees, holding his groin as the fans boo Bill! Bill gets up and bounces off of the ropes then nails TQ Smooth with a running dropkick!
Steve White: Bill is slowly taking control of this match but he hit TQ Smooth with that damn low blow! What an underhanded tactic! I always knew Bill was no good!
Chuck Thompson: Bill is dumb as a door knob that’s for sure but now with Roman Quartz infiltrating his feeble mind, Bill is surely going to do his bidding for him and that means doing whatever it takes to get the win!
Bill stands over TQ and grabs him but TQ fires back with a poke to the eye! Bill stumbles back right into a big boot from Smooth! Bill gets up, hurt and disorientated! Smooth scoops Bill up and dumps him right on his head! Smooth waits for Bill to get up. He bounces off of the ropes and swings for a clothesline but Bill ducks it and propels Smooth back into the ropes! Bill runs up and dropkicks Smooth right in the chest sending him flipping over onto the mat!
Steve White: Smooth has lost his grip in this match!
Chuck Thompson: Bill needs to hit him with something big and cover him quick!
Bill lines TQ up! He grabs TQ but TQ goes for the TQ Lock! TQ can’t get it and Bill dishes out a right hand then comes out of nowhere with a Ryde of Your Life! Bill is shocked however, as TQ catches Bill’s leg a second before he connects! TQ quickly reverses it into a TQ Special and gets all of it! The fans are going wild as TQ covers Bill Ryder!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Northern American Champion… TQ Smooth!
TQ gets up and is handed the title! He looks emotionally over the moon, almost crying. He holds the title up in celebration as his music hits but the lights go out!
Steve White: TQ did it but the lights have gone out! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: What now!?
The lights flicker on and Roman Quartz is standing across from TQ in the ring. TQ is confused as Roman laughs at him. No one laughs at TQ so TQ goes to advance on him but James Champ runs in and jumps up on TQ from behind, grabbing his neck and slamming him down on the mat! Quartz revives Bill on the mat and Champ and Ryder start stomping out TQ on the mat!
Steve White: It’s an ambush! Bill lost and now Bill’s new family is getting revenge on the Smoothster with an ambush! Dammit Bill can’t you just wait for your rematch! Don’t injure Smooth over this!
Chuck Thompson: Champ and Quartz are just doing what any good family would do!
Quartz calls Bill and Champ off as they leave the new champion a bloody mess on the mat. Quartz grabs the Northern American Championship belt and drapes it over TQ’s chest. Quartz raises both Bill’s and Champ’s arms as we fade out to a video package for the Jr Heavyweight Championship match.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen following match is an 8 man over the top rope battle royal and it's for the vacant Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The song "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from the Disney movie "Mulan" soundtrack begins to play as the camera focuses in on the entrance stage. The fans begin to cheer when they see the scared face of Chicken Sh!t as he peaks his head out from the backstage area and looks around for any sign of danger. Suddenly, he is shoved out to the stage by his psychologist Dr. Richard Head who demands he go to the ring for his match.
Chicken Sh!t stands on the stage in fear, shaking in the football pads he is wearing for protection along with the wooden sword and shield he is holding in his trembling hands. He smiles nervously at the cheering crowd and looks down at the ring before he quickly turns around to head backstage, but he is quickly stopped by Dr. Richard Head who grabs him by the arm and drags Chicken Sh!t down to the ringside area. When they get to ringside, Dr. Richard Head rolls Chicken Sh!t into the ring where he tries to hide behind the referee, only to be pushed away. Chicken Sh!t crawls on his knees to the corner, and hugs the bottom turnbuckle as he awaits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Chicken Shit!
Titties and Beer begins as fans start to sing along. you here a horn as the drunk redneck rides out on a motorised chair, smoking and drinking as he lifts up the beer and joint he then speeds to the ring and gets out while beer cans fall to the floor. as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Next... Steve Jessup!
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails would blare over the P.A System, as Van Jameson would step out from behind the curtain with a smirk across his face. His attention focused on the ring as he marched down the ramp with a blank stare, ignoring the crowd around him. He would walk up the steps and step inside the ring, immediately motioning for a microphone.
Patricia Downs: And... Van Jameson!
"Planetary (Go!)" by My Chemical Romance starts playing in the arena that fills up with cheers from the audience as blue and red lights start flashing randomly through the arena. As the song gets to the first verse, that's when David Arnold and Erin Vega come bursting out from the back to a big burst of cheers from the crowd. David and Erin, wearing their usual attire, stand at the top of the ramp before David takes Erin's hand, spins her around slowly, then drops to a knee with her sitting on his knee and the two pose for the crowd. They then head down the ramp together, high fiving and taking pictures with the crowd, before getting to the ring.
Once at the ring, David guides Erin up the steps before running over and hopping up on the apron, his back up against the far corner. Erin walks over to him, planting a kiss on his cheek to a big cheer while David pretends to almost pass out from it. He holds the ropes open as she enters, watching her tease him and everyone in the arena by getting in slowly, before he jumps over the top rope himself, then straight up onto the corner, posing while Erin stands by the corner posing as well. David hops down and they repeat this on the opposite corner before meeting in the middle of the ring. Erin takes David's vest and hat while kissing him on the cheek again, then exits the ring as David starts warming up for his match.
Patricia Downs: Next up... David Arnold!
The crowd erupts in boos as the opening riff of "Someone To Hate" by Demon Hunter begins to blare throughout the arena. As soon as the drums pick up, "Homicidal" Lucas Mercer steps out from behind the curtain with his hair hanging down over his face. When the chorus kicks in, he whips his hair back, revealing his face to the crowd. He holds his arms out and drops to one knee, crushing one fist in to the stage. He stands and runs down to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He leaps to his feet with agility and holds his arms out again, yelling to the crowd. He stops and begins pacing back and forth in the ring, awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And... Lucas Mercer!
A hush goes over the crowd as the lights lower to a level that is just above off. The sound of a woman's voice can be heard over the loud speakers. "Help me Handsome Devil! You're my only hope!" With that, "Invincible" by OK GO hits the loud speaker and the once quite crowed bursts into a earth shaking roar as Handsome Devil bursts from out behind the curtain. A huge smile spreads across his face as he looks around at all the screaming fans. He then runs down the ramp, high fiving some of the fans along the way. Not showing any sign of slowing down as he approaches the ring, Devil slides under the bottom rope and continues his way to the opposite ropes where he jumps on to the middle rope and raises his fist with a battle cry. The masked man then jumps off and heads to the middle of the ring and strikes a heroic pose. With a wink to the ladies and a thumbs up to the kids, he turns to and walks over to his corner where he takes a seat on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: Followed by... Handsome Devil!
“Take em Out” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And... Conner Creed!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And. finally... 'The Wild Cat' Savannah!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Chicken Shit vs. Conner Creed vs. David Arnold vs. Handsome Devil vs. Lucas Mercer vs. Savannah vs. Steve Jessup vs. Van Jameson
The match begins with all of the competitors spreading out! Jessup and Arnold start brawling in the corner. Creed and Handsome start duking it out against the ropes! Mercer and Van Jam wrestle for control of one another and Savannah takes Chicken Shit to the center of the mat and starts pounding his head with hard lefts and rights s the fans go wild!
Steve White: And all 8 of these competitors are off to an amazing start! They’re beating the living crap out of one another, all for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: Well they have to remember that beating the shit out of each other may be well and good but the only way you can win is by sending your opponents over the top rope and to the outside!
Savannah picks Chicken Shit up and dumps him on the mat with a scoopslam! Steve Jessup clotheslines Arnold down to the mat then grabs Savannah from behind! He goes to eliminate her but she turns him around and tosses Steve Jessup over the top rope and to the outside! The fans go wild!
Patricia Downs: Steve Jessup has been eliminated!
Steve White: Savannah makes the first elimination of the night!
Chuck Thompson: Jessup is out of here! He’s gone! Stupid drunk…
Van Jam hits Savannah with the Van Jaminator out of nowhere! The fans boo Van Jam as he picks up Savannah to eliminate her but Handsome Devil runs over and knocks down Van Jam with a sidekick to the head! Jessup and Savannah crash down on the mat but as Handsome D turns around Conner Creed runs over and hits him with a Clothesline From Hell right over the top rope! Creed looks on at Handsome on the outside and laughs at him.
Patricia Downs: Handsome Devil has been eliminated!
Steve White: That no good son of a gun Conner Creed just got rid of Handsome with that massive clothesline! These two have had their problems as of late but Creed just got one over Handsome!
Chuck Thompson: Creed dashed Handsome’s championship hopes and dreams right there and Creed is laughing about it!
Creed locks up with David Arnold and the two start trading massive left and rights! Creed flips Arnold on his back and grabs his legs then starts stomping him out as hard as he can! Chicken Shit comes over and drops a big knee on Arnold’s head as Creed and Shit team up on Arnold! Over in the other corner Savannah is getting to her feet but Mercer is lining her up. She gets up and Mercer bolts at her for a clothesline but Savannah ducks it and Mercer takes out Van Jam instead! Mercer turns around only to get hit with a dropkick to the head from Savannah! Savannah gets up but Van Jam turns her around and goes for the Van Jaminator! Savannah grabs his legs and trips him up then catapults him into the corner! Van Jam stumbles around groggily as Savannah runs up and clotheslines Van over the top rope!
Patricia Downs: Van Jameson has been eliminated!
Steve White: I don’t believe it! Savannah just eliminated Van Jameson! No!
Chuck Thompson: They’ve had their problems these past couple of weeks and Savannah just shut Van Jam’s mouth by dashing his championship chances! What a match!
In the corner Shit and Creed are still working together, beating up David Arnold! Savannah doesn’t get a second to rest as Lucas hits her with a big clothesline! Creed runs up and takes Mercer down with a massive Clothesline From Hell as the fans go wild! Just as Creed gets up Savannah jumps on his back and gets him in a read naked choke! The fans all get to their feet in excitement! Creed struggles but Chicken Shit runs up and lariats Savannah off of him! Creed and Chicken Shit high five and as Chicken Shit goes to grab Savannah on the mat, Creed grabs Shit from behind and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! The fans laugh as Creed taunts Chicken Shit from in the ring!
Patricia Downs: Chicken Shit has been eliminated!
Steve White: Creed betrayed Chicken Shit! Why!? Why dammit!? We’re down to four competitors left in this fight!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah! Creed! Arnold! Mercer! One of these four will be the new Jr Heavyweight Champion!
Arnold springs off of the second rope and hits Creed with a crossbody! Arnold picks Creed up and tosses him in the corner then starts hitting him with mean lefts and rights! Arnold whips Creed then pulls him back into a big sideslam! It’s looking like Creed is weakened as Arnold grabs him and tries to toss him over the top rope! Creed isn’t going though. Mercer gets up and lines Arnold up! Arnold just realizes a second before Mercer starts running towards him! Arnold ducks down and Mercer hits Creed with a big boot, sending him over the top rope and to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Conner Creed has been eliminated!
Steve White: Creed No! He was the damn favourite! 3 competitors left now!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah, Mercer and Arnold! Who’s going home with the Jr Heavyweight Championship tonight!
Lucas Mercer stands in the middle of the ring and holds his arms out with a smile on his face. Savannah and Arnold look creeped out. Arnold goes to jump him but Mercer boots Arnold in the gut then tosses him into the corner and follows up with a big corner clothesline! Mercer turns around right into a big dropkick to the head from Savannah! Arnold and Savannah both grab Mercer by his legs and dump him over the top rope, sending him to the outside! The fans go wild as only 2 remain!
Patricia Downs: Lucas Mercer has been eliminated!
Steve White: 2 left now! Savannah has eliminated a lot of competitors tonight could she get rid of Arnold as well and become the new Jr Heavyweight Champion!?
Chuck Thompson: It’s been a million years since Arnold has held a title and he’s dying for that feeling again! Will he win here tonight?
Arnold and Savannah lock up! She forces him into the corner and starts hitting him with big knees but Arnold shoves Savannah off to the mat! Savannah rolls up to her feet and goes for a sidekick but Arnold grabs her leg and clotheslines her down! Arnold picks Savannah up and tosses her into the corner! He runs up and hits her with a big corner splash! Savannah stumbles around as Arnold grabs her and lifts her up, trying to toss her over the top rope! He throws her over but she grabs the ropes and lands on the apron!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! I thought it was over there! I thought that was it!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah somehow stays alive! Arnold can’t put her away!
Arnold grabs her by the hair but she grabs his face and drops down to the apron, hitting him with a hangman! Arnold flings down onto his back on the mat, holding his neck! Savannah goes to get back in the ring but Van Jameson runs up onto the apron and hits her with a Van Jaminator out of nowhere! The fans boo as Savannah hits the apron!
Steve White: Van Jameson’s back! He’s back! He just attacked Savannah with a Van Jaminator! I told you their issues weren’t over!
Chuck Thompson: He was eliminated! Get him the fuck out of here!
A ref on the outside tries to stop him but Van Jam boots the ref away. Van Jam waits for Savannah to get back up and he runs at her but Savannah ducks under his arm and bounces his head off of the ringpost! Van Jam falls off of the apron and the fans cheer but David Arnold watches on! As Savannah turns around to get back in the ring, David Arnold runs up and comes off the distraction, dropkicking Savannah off of the apron! Savannah hits the ground and the bell rings!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion… David Arnold!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Not like this! Arnold is the Champion!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah was so close! If it weren’t for Van Jam she’d be the champion!
Savannah gets up, pissed off as she looks at Arnold celebrating with the title belt inside the ring. She goes to get back in but she stops herself as Conner Creed runs back down the ramp and slides in the ring! Arnold spots him and goes to hit Creed with the title belt but Creed ducks it then comes back with a Clothesline From Hell to Arnold!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Creed came back and he took Arnold’s head off! What a sore loser!
Chuck Thompson: What’s he doing now?
Creed and Savannah stare a short stare-off. Creed leans down and grabs the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt then rolls out of the ring. He walks back up the ramp with the title belt then leaves.
Steve White: Creed just took the title belt!? Arnold is the champion, not Creed! Creed stole it!
Savannah looks on and shakes her head as we fade out to a video package for the Hardcore Championship match.
We come in back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following match is a Falls Count Anywhere Match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
"The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas!"
"Texas Blood Money" by Upon a Burning Body brings people to their feet as they await the appearance of Eli Sykes. As he makes his way through the curtain and onto the stage, he is welcomed by a wave of cheers. He kneels down at the top of the stage, slaps the steel, and extends his arms out to his sides, letting out a scream. He quickly makes his way down the ramp and climbs up onto the apron. He turns to the crowd, holding onto the the top rope with his left arm while he raises his right arm over his head. He steps between the top and middle rope, entering the ring and walks to the opposite side of the ring facing the crowd, this time raising both arms as the fans mimic his gesture. He lowers his arms and steps into the corner of the ring, squatting down, but wrapping his arms over the middle rope for support while he waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenger… Eli Sykes!
The arena lights dim as Adelitas Way’s “Scream” begins playing. A womans silhouetted figure appears on the stage, and chase lights flash all over the stage/arena and old wrestling footage plays from Rose's many matches at other wrestling federations, many focusing on the several titles she has held over the years. The silhouetted figure remains completely still with her arms at her sides and her feet shoulder width apart. As soon as the lyrics begin, the building erupts in pale green light and Rose thrusts her right fist straight up into the air. She stands for a moment, nodding her head to the music with a big smile on her face. She then skips once and struts down toward the ring, dancing somewhat provocatively and high fiving fans. As the music slows (“I want to take it too far…”), she slides into the ring. She crawls to the middle before hopping up and heading toward the far right corner. She climbs onto the top rope, keeping one foot on the second to keep balance. The lyrics continue, just before the lead singer gets into the chorus, Rose jumps from the top turnbuckle, does a flip in the air and lands as the singer yells “scream” while lip syncing. She then continues to dance, wave, and blow kisses to the audience as her music fades.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Rose!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Rose (c) vs. Eli Sykes
The match starts as Rose and Eli shakes hands in the center of the ring. The fans are going wild as they lock up! Eli forces Rose into the corner and starts hitting her with corner thrusts! Rose pushes Eli off of her and they lock up once more! Rose struggles to get control as Eli knees her in the midsection. Rose elbows Eli in the mouth and he lets go! Rose boots Eli in the gut and follows up with a big snap DDT! Eli holds his head as he rolls to the outside! Rose follows him as the fans cheer them on!
Steve White: Rose has been a dominant Hardcore Champion so far, winning the title at Scars and Stripes in a fatal four way hardcore match and being on a roll ever since. Tonight in her defense, she could prove herself even further!
Chuck Thompson: Rose has become an unstoppable force since winning the gold, that’s for sure! She’s tipped to win here tonight but I wouldn’t count out Eli Sykes!
Rose grabs Eli and starts hitting him with a flurry of punches and kicks! Eli falls against the apron but Rose runs up and rams him into the apron! Rose drags Eli over to ringside and tosses him right into the barricade! The fans go nuts as Rose advances on him again and picks him up! Rose scoops Eli up and slams him on the ground outside! Eli is in pain and Rose goes to pick him up once again but Eli hits her with a jawbreaker! Rose hits the ground and Eli grabs her! He tosses her into the barricade over towards the announce area!
Steve White: Rose was laying out a beating just now but Eli Sykes has just come back!
Chuck Thompson: Sykes could become the Hardcore Champion tonight!
Sykes picks Rose up, looking for Syke Out but Rose gets out of it and hits Sykes with an Enziguri! Rose picks Sykes up and plants him on the ground with a bodydrop! Rose picks Eli up and bounces his head off of the announce table! Sykes tries to catch his breath but Rose doesn’t let up, hitting him with a combo of punches then bounces his head off of the announce table again! Sykes falls down on the ground bleeding from his forehead!
Steve White: Rose is so freaking fast Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Rose is scary! How the hell are you supposed to stop her!?
Rose leaps up to the top rope as Sykes slowly gets up on the outside! She dives off and hits Sykes with a sky high Caladium! The fans are going nuts as Rose picks a beaten Eli up and hits him with Tansy! Sykes falls onto the announce table with the fans going nuts! Rose lifts a limp Eli Sykes up and hits him with a sit-out powerbomb through the announce table!
Steve White: Enough! Damn!
Chuck Thompson: Now this is a hardcore match!
Rose grabs Eli Sykes by the hair and tosses him into the barricade! The barricade breaks and Sykes ends up into the crowd but the ref comes over and checks on him.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Eli Sykes is no longer able to compete in this match therefore your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Rose!
The ref hands the title belt to Rose. She walks over to the broken barricade and checks on Eli Sykes, helping him up as he slowly recovers. We fade out to the backstage area.
In the Aftermath segment area we come in to see Michael Rissi. As the fans cheer as he appears on the tron. He begins to speak.
Michael Rissi: It’s been a great night so far, truly an amazing event. We’ve seen two new champions already!
The fans cheer.
Michael Rissi: David Arnold did win the Jr Heavyweight Championship earlier tonight by eliminating Savannah but unfortunately Van Jameson interfered and cost her the match.
The fans boo.
Michael Rissi: Which is why on the 19th of September Episode of Mayhem, we’re going to have a Jr Heavyweight Championship match. David Arnold vs. Savannah! Please enjoy the rest of the night!
The fans roar as we cut back to the arena. Patricia Downs is in the ring ready to introduce the Steel Cage encounter!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is a Steal Cage match!
"Wake me up!”
As those words blare over the audio system, the music begins and Ryan Mercury walks out to heavy boos. He has a pair of black trunks on, with a white star as the centre piece. He has white elbow pads on, along with black knee pads and white boots. He has a black adidas tracksuit jacket on, with white trim. It is unzipped but the hood is up, covering half of his face. He walks down the ramp, holding his arms out to the hissing fans, as if he is embracing them. He climbs slowly through the middle ropes and pulls his jacket off, throwing it to the outside. He smirks and then approaches the referee, deciding to have a quiet word in his ear.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Greatness Incarnate… The Spectacular… Ryan Mercury!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big silhouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Mazzio!!
The cage slowly begins to lower.
Patricia Downs: The rules of this match are simple. The cage will be lowered onto the ring, locking the two superstars and the referee inside. The first superstar to pin or submit their opponent… or escape the cage through the door or over the top of the cage… will be declared the winner!
DING DING DING
Match #5: Mazzio vs. Ryan Mercury
The arena cakes itself in silence, as the cage is slowly lowered onto the ring. Ryan Mercury looks up at the structure, amazed by it as it declines. Mazzio stares directly at Mercury, unfazed by the cage. Mercury has another word with the referee but Mazzio has enough and runs straight at his rival, nailing a huge clothesline!
Steve White: He’s not waiting around!
Chuck Thompson: That’s not very sportsman like! He nearly took his damn head off!
power slams him onto the hard canvass, before dropping a huge elbow. He covers him!
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KICK OUT!
Mazzio stands Ryan Mercury up and throws a few right and lefts, before kneeing him in the gut and lifting him onto his shoulders. He then runs forwards, using Mercury as a battering ram straight into the cage wall! Mercury drops like a dead fish, poleaxed on the canvass. His back has the cages mesh imprinted all over it. Mazzio pulls Mercury to his feet with one hand and power slams him against the cage! Mercury screams in pain, as he rolls about on the mat!
Steve White: Mazzio is super human!
Chuck Thompson: He’s a freak, an abomination!
Mazzio stalks Ryan Mercury, waiting for him to stand. It doesn’t look imminently likely though, as Mercury crawls painfully along the canvass. Mazzio reaches down to Mercury but the young man slips through Mazzio’s legs and pulls him backwards into a cover!
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2…
KICK OUT!
Steve White: By Gawd! Mercury nearly stole it… again!
Chuck Thompson: Wah, wah, wah…
Mazzio rages and runs at Mercury, attempting another clothesline. Mercury ducks it and hits Mazzio with a backstabber! He covers the downed Mazzio…
1…
Arm up!
Steve White: Mercury is desperate to finish this!
Mercury staggers off to the far corner, before leaning on the turnbuckle. He turns to it and suddenly gets an idea. He removes the padding from the turnbuckle and smirks. He turns back towards his opponent and receives a huge spear from Mazzio! Straight into the turnbuckle! Mercury whelps in pain!
Steve White: Bah Gawd
Chuck Thompson: What a huge spear!
Mazzio lifts Mercury onto the top rope and the crowd begin to cheer loudly. He falls backwards, bringing Mercury down with a massive SuperPlex!
Crowd: Ohhhh shiiiiiittt, ohhhh shiiiiitt!
Mercury has a fit on the canvass, he is in severe pain! Mazzio covers him!
1…
2…
Arm up!
Steve White: Mercury kicks out!
Chuck Thompson: So close!
Mazzio looks on in anger, for the first time in the match. He lifts Mercury and goes to end it… but Mercury drops down behind him and spins him around… before kicking him in the gut and nailing the Deathtouch!
Crowd: Nooooo!
Steve White: The Deathtouch, modified playmaker! Its over!
Mercury drops on top of Mazzio!
1…
2…
No!
Steve White: Mazzio’s arm is up!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t kick out of the Deathtouch… what the fuck man!
Ryan kneels next to Mazzio, practically crying. He can’t believe that Mazzio has kicked out. He staggers slowly to his feet and pulls Mazzio to his feet too. He shakes his head and nails a second Deathtouch!
Steve White: What the fuck!
Mercury covers Mazzio…
1…
2…
Kick out!
Crowd: Woooooahhhhh!
Steve White: What! He kicked out earlier than the first one!
Ryan Mercury backs off into the corner, a broken man. He shakes his head, his eyes bloodshot. Then, what he sees next, he can’t possibly comprehend… Mazzio climbs slowly to his feet!
Steve White: Mazzio is up… unbelievable!
Chuck Thompson: This guy… this guy needs to be tested!
Mazzio staggers slowly towards Mercury, who rests on the turnbuckle. He grabs the resisting Mercury and lifts him high into the air… before nailing Infinite Dismissal! Mercury screams in pain, rolling around on the canvass!
Steve White: Infinite Dismissal by Mazzio!
Mazzio covers
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2…
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Kick out!
The crowd are in complete shock. Mazzio kneels next to Ryan Mercury, shaking his head. He knows something has to change. He lifts Mercury onto his back and then stands upright. He looks around at his steel surroundings, trying to think of something. He looks at the nearside turnbuckle and nods his head. The crowd go wild! Mazzio climbs the turnbuckle and then looks down at the canvass. Mercury struggles, trying to get out of Mazzio’s hold. Mazzio looks up again, seeing the top of the cage. He takes one hand away from his grip of Mercury, still holding him with the other. He uses his spare hand to start climbing the cage!
Chuck Thompson: What is this idiot doing! Put Ryan Mercury down!
Mazzio rests on the top of the cage, now holding Ryan Mercury with two hands again. He looks down at the canvass, the referee is going ape shit! The crowd roar and Mazzio jumps head and shoulders first, using Ryan Mercury as a human shield! The pair crash into the canvass, causing a seismic reaction! The cage walls collapse inwards, on top of the pair!
Steve White: By Gawd! Holy Fuck!
Crowd: Oh Shit! Oh Shit!
The cage walls cover Mazzio, who in turn covers Mercury. The referee would make the count… but he is also underneath the rubble!
Steve White: This isn’t fair… Mazzio would’ve had a twenty count by now!
Chuck Thompson: Well… He shouldn’t have broken the cage!
Signs of life emerge. Mazzio staggers slowly to his feet, lifting one of the cage walls above his head. He eases it out of the way and pushes it onto the outside. The crowd applaud the sheer brilliance of Mazzio!
Steve White: He is something else… there is nobody else like Mazzio!
Chuck Thompson: What, a steroid pumped lunatic?!
“War” hits on the Audio System and Dawson Hayes runs out and down to ringside. Mazzio stares at him with annoyance, rather than anger. Dawson Hayes has been a nuisance recently, and Mazzio isn’t happy. Mazzio walks slowly over to Dawson, who stands outside the now side less ring. Nothing separates the pair other than the height of the ring.
Crowd: Nooooo!
The crowd spot Ryan Mercury emerge from the rubble, he is covered in cuts and bruises and blood. He staggers up behind Mazzio and rolls him up, just in time for the referee to get to his feet!
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2…
Kick out!
Crowd: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Mazzio wriggles free of Ryan Mercury’s pin and gets to his feet. He runs at a slowly standing Mercury but finds himself planted into the canvass with a botched Hexproof! The Spectacular superstar covers the downed superstar
1…
2…
…
What, no!?
Mazzio gets his arm up!
Crowd: Aaaaaahhhhh!
Steve White: Oh shit!
Chuck Thompson: This is getting ridiculous! What is he?
Ryan Mercury drops backwards onto the canvass, resting his back on the remaining piece of cage wall that lays flat on the mat. He starts punching the steel, throwing a fit! He can’t believe Mazzio isn’t dead! Never mind still in the match!
Steve White: This match… is going to go down in history…
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, it is, you’re right! It’ll be Mazzio’s last match before he gets tested for steroids and consequently fired!
Mazzio and Mercury both lay on the canvass, completely conked out. The crowd begins to clap rhythmically, hoping to aid Mazzio’s recovery. The big man slowly begins to stand, using the nearside ropes as an aid. Ryan Mercury, meanwhile, has made his way to the other corner. He is happily sat, resting, perched, not even trying to stand. Blood, cuts and bruises cover his body from head to toe. Meanwhile, Mazzio seems to be physically jaded but otherwise unharmed. The human superman lets out a huge roar… and hurtles towards Ryan Mercury!
Steve White: No! You bastard!
Mazzio drops to the mat, completely out. Mercury smiles, as he has just caught Mazzio with a Hexproof, head first into the exposed turnbuckle. The young man collapses onto Mazzio and the referee begins to count…
1…
2…
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NO!
Steve White: How!? How!?
Mazzio rises up from the mat. Ryan Mercury falls, looking up in complete shock as Mazzio drips with blood. Mazzio grabs Mercury by the throat and raises him off of his feet! Dawson Hayes sides in a chair! Mazzio sees him and drops Mercury to the ground and goes to get Hayes but Hayes runs off! Mazzio turns back around this time into a Hexproof right onto the chair! The fans are going nuts as Mercury covers Mazzio!
1…
2…
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3!
DING DING DING
“Bring Me To Life” begins to play on the audio system as Dawson Hayes walks into the ring, seeing to his long-time friend Ryan Mercury. The crowd are in shock at the result of this amazing match. Dawson Hayes puts his arm around Mercury and lifts him to his feet. He places him into the corner, resting on the turnbuckle. Ryan Mercury looks at Dawson Hayes as if to ask if he won… Dawson Hayes nods.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman… your winner… by pinfall… The Spectacular… Ryan Mercury!
Steve White: By Gawd Chuck, what a match!
Chuck Thompson: I couldn’t agree more Steve, and the right man won… my boy, Ryan Mercury!
Dawson Hayes aids Ryan Mercury out of the ring. As Mercury’s music continues to play, the pair makes their way slowly up the entrance ramp. Ryan Mercury eventually manages to walk unaided, holding his ribs as he does. The scene fades to a Silver/DGS rivalry package!
The feed comes into the Dr. Pepper Arena live via satellite and shown directly on the tron back in the arena for the fans. The Dr. Pepper Arena is completely empty but the wrestling ring and ramp are still set up. In the center of the ring we see Lisa Caliber. Standing to her right is Silver Kazama and standing to her left is DGS.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is an empty arena match set for one fall and for the EHWF Championship! The loser of this match will not be able to challenge for the EHWF Championship again while the winner remains champion!
Silver takes a step back.
Lisa Caliber: Introducing the man standing to my left… He is the challenger… David Smith!
David steps forward.
Lisa Caliber: And to my right… He is the EHWF Champion… Silver Kazama!
Silver steps forward and the two competitors come face to face.
Lisa Caliber: Gentlemen, please shake hands and lets start this contest…
They stare at each other for a moment before David hits Silver with a right hand! Lisa screams and gets out of the ring as the bell sounds!
DING DING DING!
Match #6: David Smith vs. Silver Kazama (c)
David and Silver trade right and left blows in the ring! DGS boots Silver in the midsection then clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside! DGS follows him and grabs Silver by the hair! DGS tosses Silver into the barricade! Silver slowly gets up but DGS grabs him from behind! Silver turns around and gets DGS in a chicken wing hold! Silver runs DGS up and slams him into the ringpost! Silver grabs DGS and hits him with a snapmare on the bottom of the ramp then dropkicks him in the back! The ref follows them around on the outside as Silver gets on top of David’s chest and starts hitting him with lefts and rights! DGS gets up and headbutts Silver off of him! DGS gets up and tosses Silver up the ramp! They meet halfway up the ramp and DGS boots Silver in the midsection then hits him with a piledriver on the ramp!
Steve White: And the match we’ve all be waiting for has started off with an amazing bang! Silver and DGS fighting it out tough right now! DGS just scrambled Silver’s brain with that one!
Chuck Thompson: That was intense! These guys have a whole empty arena to fight in! This will be the final encounter between the two for a while and they’re going to make it a match to remember!
DGS picks up a bleeding Silver and drags him up the stage! DGS whips Silver but Silver drops to the floor and whips DGS right into the tron area! DGS falls on his back! Silver runs up and drops a big leg on David’s back! Silver picks David up and pushes him through the curtain and the two come into backstage! Silver grabs DGS and bounces his head off of a table! DGS stumbles up the backstage area, trying to get his bearings but Silver runs up and kicks his leg out! Silver wipes the blood from his eyes and grabs DGS once again! DGS elbows Silver in the face then whips Silver into a brick wall! Silver falls down and goes to crawl back up to his feet but DGS runs up and puts Silver right in the ribs!
Steve White: And DGS isn’t going to let Silver get any control back in this match! That was ruthless just then! Ruthless!
Chuck Thompson: DGS may say he doesn’t care about winning or the championship but he’s going to fight like hell tonight to get the EHWF Championship back!
DGS grabs Silver by his hair and tosses him into a door! The door comes off of it’s hinges and we come into an office! An arena staff member gets up from his desk and comes over to DGS.
Arena Staff: Hey you can’t be back here!
DGS hits the arena staff member with a right hand! He turns back to Silver but Silver has recovered and elbows DGS in the midsection! Silver grabs DGS and bounces his head off of the desk! Silver grabs a book off of the bookshelf then smacks DGS in the face with it! DGS falls onto the desk and Silver gets up onto it! He picks up DGS but DGS want’s none of that so he pushes Silver off! Both men fall flat onto the ground! DGS gets up as does Silver and the two start trading blows once again! Silver bounces David’s head off of the desk once more then the phone starts to ring! Silver picks up the phone!
Silver Kazama: Hello?
He grabs DGS.
Silver Kazama: It’s for you!
Silver wraps the phone cord around David’s throat then starts beating him in the head with the receiver! Silver hits him over and over again until DGS grabs Silver around the waist and rams him through a back door in the office! They door busts open and they find themselves in the hallway!
Steve White: These guys are going to kill each other tonight! Neither man is taking any chances and they’re fighting with all they’ve got!
Chuck Thompson: So much is riding on this match though!
DGS picks Silver up in the hall and smacks his head off of the wall! Silver is all groggy but DGS grabs him! Silver uppercuts DGS in the chin and creates distance but DGS pulls back and hits Silver with a massive spear! DGS and Silver are both down, bleeding on the carpet! DGS rolls onto Silver and hooks his legs!
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Steve White: I thought it was over there! I thought it was really over after that massive spear! That was incredible!
Chuck Thompson: The Spear might be the difference maker in this match! Both men are hurt and bleeding but we all know David’s spears aren’t something that should be taken lightly in any match!
DGS picks Silver up and tosses him up the hallway! DGS picks Silver up once more and headbutts him square in the head! Silver falls against the railing of a stairwell! DGS runs up with a running big boot but Silver ducks him then dropkicks him in the back sending DGS flying down the stairs! DGS tumbles down the stairwell, hitting the wall then falling down some more stairs! Silver takes a second to get his breath as he’s in shock from what just happened. Silver goes down the steps, following DGS. Silver gets to the bottom to the next floor and looks around confused. He can’t see DGS anywhere. He looks around but a messed up and bleeding David runs from behind and nails Silver with a forearm to the back of the neck! DGS starts ruthlessly stomping Silver out!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Silver threw DGS down those damn steps and DGS still got up fairly fast! DGS was waiting for Silver down there!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah but look at DGS! That trip down the stairs has covered him in cuts, bruises and blood! DGS isn’t running on much after that one!
DGS picks Silver up and looks to get him in a suplex but Silver thrashes out of it and hoists DGS up then hits him with a Silver Diamond right through a table! DGS is left in a bloody heap in the debris of the table as Silver crawls across the floor and rolls him over, covering him!
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Steve White: HE kick out! How did DGS kick out after all of that!?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think DGS is going to lose tonight! Losing just might not be in his mind or body here at all in this match!
Silver sits up and he can’t believe it! He picks up DGS and tosses him through and entrance as we come into the foyer area! Silver grabs DGS from the ground again but DGS whips him into Disney On Ice cardboard standees in the Dr. Pepper Arena foyer! Silver tries to get up but DGS grabs the giant Mickey Mouse standee and starts bashing Silver with it until the cardboard breaks up and Silver is planted back down in the mix of blood and cardboard!
Steve White: DGS just messed up the Disney On Ice promotional material in the Dr. Pepper Arena!
Chuck Thompson: I guess next week everyone will be seeing Disney On BLOOD!
DGS grabs Silver by his hair and tosses him into an elevator door! The elevator starts buzzing as DGS starts assaulting Silver against the door with left and right punches! Suddenly the door opens and Silver falls into the elevator! DGS walks in as well as they start trading lefts and rights inside! The camera crew try to get in but they can’t fit and the doors close!
Steve White: Silver and DGS were fighting in the elevator and it closed! They both alone in that elevator! Do we have any eyes in there!?
Back in the American Airlines Arena the tron flickers on and we see surveillance footage inside the elevator! Silver and DGS trade lefts and rights! Silver starts smacking David’s head off of the elevator railing! DGS knees Silver in the gut then plants him with a big scoopslam! The doors open and we come back into live feed! DGS drags a limp Silver out of the elevator! We come into the parking garage now! DGS lines Silver up near a BMW then powerbombs him on the hood! The alarm goes off and Silver slides to the concrete! DGS covers him!
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DGS grabs Silver once more. Silver is limp and groggy and looks out of it. DGS goes to hoist Silver up for a big move but Silver gets DGS on his back and goes for a Silver Diamond! DGS lands on his feet and DGS comes back, spearing Silver against a car door! DGS falls back onto the road and tries to recover to his feet! DGS gets up and goes to cross the road but a car flies past and almost hits him! DGS falls back onto the curb as the car speeds off! DGS gets up and goes back to find Silver but Silver is gone! DGS limps over the dented car door and follows a trail of blood! DGS turns around and looks up at a bearing pillar above him! Silver jumps off and hits DGS with a massive Last Kazama! Silver quickly hooks both of David’s legs!
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Steve White: He kicked out! He kicked out of the Last Kazama! You’re right Chuck! DGS just can’t be killed tonight! That was all Silver had left and it wasn’t enough!
Chuck Thompson: What a fucking match!
Silver is in shock! He lies on his back with his eyes wide as DGS lies next to him, both in a pool of each other’s blood. DGS and Silver both slowly start to get back up to their feet! Silver can’t move as he falls to his knee. DGS comes over and starts hammering him with slow right hands to the head! DGS picks Silver up and walks him across the parking garage. DGS bounces Silver’s head off of the trunk of a car! Silver falls down, trying to stay conscious. DGS grabs him and hooks his arm but Silver grabs David’s head and slams his head through the window of the car! DGS falls backward onto the concrete as Silver aggressively shakes his head to wake up.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! DGS just smashed right though the glass! Bah Gawd Silver just bought himself a lifeline with that!
Silver goes over to grab DGS but DGS swats Silver in the head with a quick kick! DGS gets up and hits Silver with a right hand! Silver falls against another car in the garage! DGS lines Silver up and goes for another Spear but Silver dives out of the way and DGS smacks head first into the side of the car! DGS stumbles around, Silver runs up and hoists DGS up! Silver quickly hits DGS with a big Silver Diamond on the road! Silver stumbles around, falling, spent and destroyed onto David Smith! The ref comes over!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Champion… Silver Kazama!
Back in the American Airlines Arena – Patricia Downs leaves the ring after her announcement and the fans get to their feet and go wild as they watch on the tron!
Steve White: He did it! He did it! Bah Gawd Silver finally did it! Fans are crying here Chuck! What a match!
Silver slowly rolls over off of David's limp body. The referee checks up on both men. But, suddenly...a limo pulls into the parking garage. Silver is slowly pushing himself up into a sitting position, looking over at the limo in confusion. The back door opens up, and out steps...Brandon Bash. He is wearing a white Georgio Armani suit with a black undershirt with a white tie. As he closed the limo door, you could see that the EHWF Championship was in his hands. He made his way over to Silver, who had slowly climbed up to his feet, favoring his midsection after the battle he just had. Bash flashed a smirk, as he handed to title over to Silver.
Steve White: What’s this!?
Brandon Bash: Well, Matt...I must say that I am certainly surprised that you are the one I am handing this over to. But, hey...congratulations are certainly in order.
Silver is hesitant at first, but he finally reaches out with his free hand to accept the title.
Brandon Bash: But, you should know that I'm not here just to present you your prize and a simple congratulations. I'm also here to present to you...the next contender for the EHWF Heavyweight Championship since David Smith will no longer be able to contend for the title while you hold it...
Right after Brandon had finished that sentence, the limo door opened up once again. This time, Roman Quartz stepped out of the limo as Brandon stepped out of the way so Silver could see him. Silver glared at Roman, as he stepped aside. James Champ then stepped out. Following shortly behind him was Bill Ryder, who still looked a little beat after his match with T.Q Smooth. The three men then made their way over to Silver. Champ stepped up and got right in Silver's face as Roman and Bill kept their distance. The two simply just glared at each other. David started to get up, but Bill ran up and sent his right foot crashing into the side of David's face, knocking him right out.
Roman Quartz: Thank you very much, Mr. Bash. But...I think you're assistance is no longer required...
Suddenly, Roman stepped aside as Bill ran at Bash this time, while James sent a right fist right at Silver's face. Champ and Silver began trading blows, while Bill and Bash did the same thing. Seeing as how Silver just went through one hell of a battle, Champ began getting the upper hand over Silver. James kicks Silver in the gut, then grabs him by the back of his head and throws him face first into the side of the limo.
Meanwhile, Brandon and Bill are continuing to slug it out until Brandon sends his right knee up into Bill's stomach. Bash would then hit Bill with a right back elbow that causes Bill to stumble back. Just as it seems like Brandon is about to go for Texas Chin Massacre, Roman spins him around and hits him with a hard right backhand. The force of the blow causes Bash's head to turn...but it seems like it had no effect. Bash is seething with anger, as he slowly turns his head back to Roman. Roman suddenly looks uneasy, as he starts to slowly back away in fear. He suddenly looks behind Bash, and Bash notices this. Bash quickly ducks to his right, as Bill is barely able to stop himself from giving his "father" the Ryde of His Lyfe. Bill was able to stop himself, but as he turns around Bash kicks him right in the gut as he then pulls Bill in, stuffing Bill's head underneath his left armpit while hooking his arms at the same time. Right when it looked like Bash was going to go for the Wicked Prayer, he is suddenly sent To Infinity by Champ! Champ then drags Silver over as the the "Quartz Family" then began to stomp on the fallen Brandon Bash and Silver Kazama. Roman is yelling out at them, while Bill continues to stomp on Bash. Champ rolls Silver over, and then locks him into the Distorted Reality! Bill picks Bash up, and smashes his head right through his own limo door window! Roman picks up the EHWF Championship, as he kneels down and shoves it into Silver's face.
Roman Quartz: You are not worthy to hold this! This belongs to my son. Soon you shall see, Matthew...soon you shall see...
Champ finally releases the hold on Silver, as Silver lies motionless on the concrete. Not too far from him, a bloody Brandon Bash is slowly coming to his senses. A few yards across from this, David Smith is also just now coming back to his senses. Roman, James and Bill all stand tall...and Roman drapes the EHWF Championship over Silver's motionless body. Bill smiles, as he looks down at the bloodied Brandon Bash, proud of what he had done. James just stares down at Silver, before Roman taps him on the shoulder. The three men would then get back into the limo, and it would exit the parking garage as a team of EMT's came in to check on the three fallen men. We fade out to the King of Bereavement video package!
The fans roar as we cut back to the arena. Patricia Downs is in the ring ready to introduce the main event for the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is the finals of the King of Bereavement Deathmatch! This match will be contested under Deathmatch rules and is for the Tag Team championships!
Masturbation Nation’s theme hits… They come out to the stage and dance around a bit before getting into the ring and getting ready for their match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky & ‘Crazy’ Jerry Mazy… Masturbation Nation!
Broken Dreams by Shaman' Harvest begins to play from the arena speaker as the member of Insidious come down the ramp with differing attitudes towards fans. They face Masturbation Nation, ready to fight.
Patricia Downs: And next… Aaron Fredrick Hudson & Sahta Thor… Insidious!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Insidious vs. Masturbation Nation
Mazy and Hudson come to the center and start trading blows while Wilmer and Grant go to the outside! Grant grabs a barbed wire wrapped chair but Wilmer dropkicks it into his face! Grant grabs Wilmer and rams him into the barricade! Grant takes the protector off of the barricade and bounces his head off of it! Back in the ring Hudson drags Mazy over to the ropes, which are wrapped all in barbed wire! Hudson drags Mazy’s face up and down the barbed wire ropes! Wilmer boots Grant in the face then jumps up on the apron and saves Mazy by hitting Hudson with a right hand! Wilmer gets up on the top rope then takes Hudson down with a big missile dropkick!
Steve White: And this one is underway! Insidious vs. Masturbation Nation in this sick Deathmatch! Last week Insidious got the edge over Masturbation Nation when Hudson defeated Mazy. Will the same happen tonight?
Chuck Thompson: We’re already seeing blood in this match Chuck! Just when you thought this night couldn’t get anymore better we get offered a great Deathmatch!
Grant slides in with a pane of glass and smashes it over Mazy’s face! Mazy falls to the outside and Grant follows him! Wilmer goes to help him but Hudson comes from behind and takes Wilmer down! Wilmer and Hudson start brawling on the apron until both fall on the outside! Hudson gets up and grabs a kendo stick! He comes over and snaps it over Wilmer’s back! Grant picks Mazy up but Mazy elbows Grant in the gut then tosses him head first into the ringpost! Hudson picks up a barbed wire wrapped table then drives the corner of it into Mazy’s head! Hudson then sets up the table!
Steve White: And now a barbed wire table is set up in this match! These guys are brutalizing each other and it’s all for the title of King and for the title of Tag Team Champions!
Chuck Thompson: I think Insidious are working better as a team tonight! They’re dividing and conquering Masturbation Nation effectively.
Grant comes over with a bag of thumbtacks and pours them all over the place including the barbwire table! Wilmer gets up and nails Grant in the back of the knee, taking him down! Wilmer and Grant get into a punch out on the ground until Hudson comes over and boots him in the back of the head! Hudson goes and grabs a piece of sheet metal. He charges at Mazy with it but Mazy trips him up and Hudson falls right into the corner of the sheet! Hudson rolls around in pain, bleeding!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The Blood, the carnage! This match is too dangerous damn it!
Chuck Thompson: Look at Grant!
Grant boots Mazy in the gut then piledrivers him right onto some thumbtacks! Grant rolls Mazy back in the ring, ready to end this but Wilmer rams Grant against the apron! Wilmer grabs Grant and bounces his head off of the barbwire wrapped table! Wilmer runs Grant across the outside but Grant reverses it and tosses Wilmer right into the steel steps!
Steve White: And Grant is refusing to stay down for Masturbation Nation right now!
Chuck Thompson: Now what’s he doing!?
Grant grabs a gasoline can under the ring and starts pouring it all over the table and the outside! Grant grabs a light and lights up the table and ringside! Grand walks over and smacks the empty gas can over Wilmer’s head, denting it! Grant turns back to the ring but Mazy baseball slides through the ring and kicks Grant right into some flames! Grant rolls around burning as the fans cheer!
Steve White: Grant is on fire! He’s going to burn to death and these fans are cheering! They’re sick!
Chuck Thompson: Steve… It’s a fucking deathmatch!
Hudson runs around with a fire extinguisher and puts Grant out! Mazy comes around but Hudson sprays him with the extinguisher then cracks it over his head! Mazy looks out of it as Hudson drags him back to the ring and rolls him back in! Hudson climbs the apron himself and goes to get back in but Wilmer gets up on the apron and starts trading rights and lefts with Hudson! Suddenly, Wilmer jumps off of the apron. Hudson is confused but he gets a big running dropkick from Mazy! Hudson is launched off of the apron right into the flaming barbwire table! Hudson hits it full force and rolls around on fire!
Fans: Ohh Shit! Ohh Shit!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! That might have killed him! That might have killed him! Someone put him out damn it!
Chuck Thompson: It clearly didn’t kill him. He’s flailing around on fire!
A ref puts Hudson out with an extinguisher but he’s unresponsive! Grant runs into the ring and nails Mazy with a kendo stick swat to the head! Mazy falls down but Grant grabs his head and starts to tear up his face against the barbwire ropes! Wilmer runs in and smashes a pane of glass over Grant’s head! Grant falls back and Mazy takes down Grant with his last bit of strength! Wilmer picks Grant up and smacks his head off of the ropes then tosses him into the corner! Wilmer runs at Grant but Grant jumps up and Wilmer runs right into his boot!
Steve White: Grant being double teamed right now but he’s fighting Masturbation Nation off like a champ!
Chuck Thompson: He’s still controlling this match one on two Steve!
Wilmer falls to the mat! Mazy jumps on Grant as the two start to trade left and right blows! Mazy swings but misses Grant! Grant turns Mazy around and hits him with a Glory to the King! The fans go nuts but Wilmer drops a barbwire chair behind him! Grant turns around and Wilmer hits Grant with a Lubrication Twist right into the barbwire chair! The fans are all on their feet going crazy! Wilmer rolls onto Grant as the ref counts!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The Kings of Bereavement and the NEW Tag Team Champions… Wilmer Patacky and Jerry Mazy… Masturbation Nation!
Steve White: They did it! Masturbation Nation!
Chuck Thompson: It’s over! What a match! What night! We have new Tag Team Champions now!
Wilmer and Mazy hug in the ring! They’re handed their titles then they’re crowned! Their music plays and they celebrate but a charred, bleeding and maniacal looking Hudson comes back in the ring with a barbwire chair!
Steve White: It’s Hudson! He’s still standing! These guys won’t die!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!
Hudson nails Mazy right in the head with the chair shot! Wilmer goes to act but Grant grabs him! Grant motions for Wilmer to be quiet as he struggles! Hudson knocks Wilmer out with the massive chair shot as well! Hudson and Grant grab Wilmer and Mazy’s crowns. They look at them for a moment then break them!
Steve White: What are they doing!? This match is over!
Chuck Thompson: Not for them it isn’t!
Hudson finishes stomping the gold crowns into little pieces. They then both roll Masturbation Nation out of the ring and toss the title belts out as well. Hudson grabs a mic from Grant and walks around as the fans are booing…
Aaron Fredrick Hudson: This night… And everything that happened in it… Meant nothing… It all meant nothing! This is only the beginning and I’m not just saying that. Tonight… Meant… NOTHING!
Aaron drops the mic and looks out at the booing fans while Grant claps.
Steve White: I don’t know what he meant by that but what a dull way to end such a great night! No doubt on the next Mayhem we’ll see the repercussions of this!
Chuck Thompson: It’s been a great night! A night that’ll go down in history with all the other great events! We thank you for joining us for Aftermath and King of Bereavement… Good night ladies and gentlemen!
As EMT’s help Masturbation Nation. Insidious look out with smiles on their faces. We fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show!