Post by EHWF Management on Sept 13, 2014 6:14:21 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another episode of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw the amazing aftermath of Scars and Stripes! Silver Kazama is out defiant champion, Masturbation Nation are our Kings of Bereavement and our new Tag Team Champions and TQ Smooth has claimed the Northern American Championship after months and months of being neglected title opportunities! Now we see the aftermath of Aftermath tonight on our road to WAR!
Chuck Thompson: That’s exactly right Steve. Silver Kazama is our champion and tonight he’ll team up with his fellow rookie class of ’13; Blaise and Wilmer Patacky to take on the new Jr Heavyweight Champion David Arnold, Aaron Fredrick Hudson and Handsome Devil. This match is going to be an incredible main event!
Steve White: And don’t forget we already have a new number one contender in James Champ! Tonight he’ll be teaming up with his ‘brother’ Bill Ryder to take on the newly formed team of Maddie Murdock and Ryan Mercury! That should be a great tag team match to watch but I can’t wait for David Smith vs. Lestat VonBlood! Lestat has proclaimed himself king of EHWF in an interview and he has a big advantage to prove that tonight as it was reported earlier in the week that Silver Kazama gave David Smith a severe head injury at Aftermath! We’re not ever sure if he’ll be able to compete!
Chuck Thompson: Lestat might win his debut match by forfeit! We’re also going to see TQ and Creed team up against Sykes and Mercer in an intense tag team contest and Rose taking on Chicken Shit and Steve Jessup in a handicap match interlude for the night.
Steve White: It’s going to be a great night as always so why wait any longer Chuck? Lets get this night started!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is set for one fall!
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails would blare over the P.A System, as Van Jameson would step out from behind the curtain with a smirk across his face. His attention focused on the ring as he marched down the ramp with a blank stare, ignoring the crowd around him. He would walk up the steps and step inside the ring, immediately motioning for a microphone.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Van Jameson!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... 'The Wild Cat' Savannah!
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Van Jam and Savannah locking up in the center of the ring and Savannah quickly responding with a few big knees to the midsection! Savannah pulls Van Jam back and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a big corner splash! Van Jam stumbles around until Savannah dropkicks him in the back and sends him to the mat! Savannah quickly slides down to the mat and gets on Van Jam's back, locking him in
A front face lock! Van Jam yells out in pain as Savannah wrenches back as hard as she can!
Steve White: Savannah has Van Jam locked up tight right now! Van Jam cost her the Jr Heavyweight Championship at Aftermath and she's looking for revenge tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah is still a fresh face here in EHWF. She's worked hard off of her debut and she's proven herself, contending for the Jr Heavyweight Championship. She has a bright career ahead of her if she stays consistent but tonight, it's all about payback!
Van Jam is able to elbow the crap out of Savannah's face and get up. He grabs a hurt Savannah and tosses her right into the corner! Savannah bounces off of the turnbuckle hard and walks right into a big boot from Van Jam! Van backs off to the corner and stalks Savannah. She slowly gets up and he goes to hit her with a leg sweep but she avoids it! They lock up once more and trade left and right hands! Van Jam wins out and forces Savannah to the corner where he starts hitting her with corner thrusts!
Steve White: Van Jam is fighting back right now! These two have had problems for almost a month now and it really spilled over when Savannah eliminated Van from the battle royal at Aftermath which resulted in Van Jam costing Savannah the match later on.
Chuck Thompson: It's no doubt these two want to kill each other Steve but that just makes for a better match!
Van backs off and bolts at Savannah but she trips him with a drop toe hold and Van's head slams into the turnbuckle! Savannah rolls on a downed Van Jam and gets him in an STF but Van Jam reaches over and grabs the bottom rope!
ROPE BREAK!
Savannah let's go of the hold and both of them get up. Van Jam pretends he's hurt and comes back with a Van Jaminator! Savannah is able to dodge it and grabs Van's legs! She quickly catapults him into the corner!
Steve White: Van Jam almost connected with that amazing Van Jaminator move! Savannah was able to stop him though and bounce his damn head off of the damn corner! Now Van Jam looks messed up!
Chuck Thompson: It's no doubt these two want to kill each other Steve but that just makes for a better match!
Van Jam stumbles backwards groggily. Savannah quickly rolls him up!
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They both get up and Van Jam goes to lock up but Savannah moves behind Van and boots him in the back of the knee! Van drops to one knee and Savannah gets in front of him and starts hitting him with big kicks to the chest! She backs up and runs up with a big roundhouse to Van Jam's head! The fans cheer as Van Jam is out on the mat and Savannah rolls him over and hooks the far leg!
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Savannah gets up and goes to finish Van Jam but Conner Creed runs down the ramp with a chair! Savannah spots him and Creed gets up on the apron. Savannah wrestles the chair from him and knees him in the nuts! Creed drops off and Savannah turns around! Van Jam hits the chair into Savannah with a Van Jaminator off of the distraction! The fans all boo as he covers and uses the ropes for leverage!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Van Jameson!
Steve White: It's over! Creed got one over Savannah! Van Jam screwed her over again!
Chuck Thompson: What a great opening contest! Savannah should be pissed at Creed and Van Jam, they got her again! Demand a rematch!
Van Jam quickly leaves the ring as Savannah gets up, pissed off that she was cheated. Creed laughs at her from the top of the stage as we fade out to backstage.
We come into the offices backstage where we see through the crack in a door, Scott Wilson preparing some cocaine on his desk with a credit card. Suddenly the door flies open and Wilson jumps up startled, quickly hiding the coke behind the desk while we come into the office.
Blaise: Wilson? I didn't know you were in here. Where's this Rissi couple, I need to talk to them about a few things and I'd like to do it before my match.
Wilson, who is still startled, looks up at Blaise and shakes his head.
Scott Wilson: Wha? How the fuck should I know where they are? You can't just barge up in my office like that! If you want to ask Rissi or whoever a question then go and find them! Damn I'm not your fucking slave...
Blaise: Wow, what's your problem? No manners I see... Anyway, since I have better things to do then to go on a hunt for staff members, I'll just tell you seeing as you're the talent manager... Or supposed to be.
Scott Wilson: What does that mean? Supposed to be?
Blaise: It means you're incompetent... And a little weird--anyway, it's clear that management have put me in the main event this week because I earned it and that's where I belong but, I don't know... I'm yearning for more. I want opportunities Wilson. I want to challenge myself and face challenges. I want to achieve more than I already have.
Wilson looks a little confused as Blaise stands in front of him.
Scott Wilson: What else do you want? You have a huge 6 man tag team main event. You won three singles matches in a row since you've returned. A big tag team match is a challenge for you. Trust me, you're set. Talent managed...
Blaise looks down at Wilson who grins back. She walks up to him and leans on his desk, getting close to his face which wipes the grin off of his face, turning it back to a confused expression.
Blaise: No... Talent not managed. I'm an asset to EHWF, everyone knows it. I know it, you know it and the Rissi's know it. If I win tonight it's only going to raise my star even more and you need to appropriately manage my competition and set me up with something big. Something I deserve.
Scott Wilson: ... ...I don't know what you want...
Blaise rolls her eyes and hangs her head in frustration, letting out a long sigh. She looks back at Wilson and smiles.
Blaise: I'm sure you'll figure it out, Talent Manager.
Blaise turns around and leaves the office. Wilson sits there in confusion, trying to think.
Steve White: Hmm? What was all that about?
Wilson goes back to his drawer to get out his cocaine again as we fade back into the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the second contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following tag team contest is set for one fall!
Purple and red lights shine across the crowd and stop on the entrance ramp as Ryan Mercury and Maddie Murdock appear at the top with the PA blaring. Maddie and Ryan make their way down the ramp, ignoring the fans and slide in the ring waiting for their opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The team of Maddie Murdock and Ryan Mercury!
James Champ’s music hits as Roman Quartz ominously appears on the stage. He waits for a moment as James Champ and Bill Ryder come out and stand by his side. The fans boo but Champ and Ryder shrug it off as they make their way to the ring with Quartz in their ears. They get in the ring and stare across from their opponents, ready to fight.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents... Being accompanied by Roman Quartz… The Team of Bill Ryder and James Champ!
DING DING DING!
Maddie Murdock starts the match off with Bill Ryder. They lock up and Maddie quickly knees Bill in the gut and starts hammering Bill in the back and the neck with elbows! Maddie quickly hits Bill with a dropkick! He gets up but she takes him down with a second one! They get up and lock up again! Bill hits Maddie with big right hands until she boots him in the gut and creates distance.
Steve White: Maddie and Bill fighting a tough match right now with Maddie taking some control in this match! This is a serious match up right now with Bill looking to bounce back after his title loss last week at Aftermath.
Chuck Thompson: Bill Ryder lost the Northern American Championship to TQ Smooth so not only does he have a lot to prove tonight but he and James Champ have a lot to prove as a new team!
Ryder swings at Maddie but she ducks it and bounces off of the ropes. She goes to run at Ryder but Quartz grabs her leg from the apron and almost trips her up! Ryder takes advantage and nails her with a big running STO! Bill picks Maddie up and tosses her into the corner then backs off and hits her with a big corner splash! Bill pulls back and starts hitting Maddie with big corner thrusts as he begins to take control of the match away from Maddie. Bill stops and grabs Maddie, headbutting her down to the mat! Bill stands over Maddie and taunts out to the fans. The fans boo Bill but he just smiles back.
Steve White: And Bill Ryder ruthlessly taking control from Maddie Murdock but Maddie isn't going away without a fight! Bill's ruthless behaviour is really playing a big hand in his performance tonight.
Chuck Thompson: James Champ is the number one contender for the EHWF Championship and picking up a win here tonight against Maddie and Mercury would solidify the serious threat that he poses the Silver Kazama. Quartz however is the true mastermind behind all of this.
Bill picks Maddie back and tosses her into his corner! Bill runs at her but she jumps up and Bill runs his face right into her boot! Maddie elbows James Champ in the head then gets out of their corner and jumps on Bill Ryder, taking him down to the mat! They both get to their feet and Maddie swings at Ryder but he ducks her and goes for the Ryde of your Life but Maddie dodges it! They both lock up! Maddie goes to knee Bill in the gut but Bill avoids it and headbutts Maddie! Maddie stumbles around groggily while Bill stalks her! Bill grabs Maddie and plants her with a big spinebuster! Bill covers her!
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Steve White: Bah Gawd this match has really heated up! I thought Bill Ryder had it right there! What an intense, technical match up we're seeing right now! I'm on the edge of my seat!
Chuck Thompson: We're seeing a main event quality match go down right now! Both the teams of Ryan Mercury and Maddie Murdock and James Champ and Bill Ryder are sending a big message to the new tag team champions Masturbation Nation right now!
Bill grabs Maddie by her hair and tosses her into the corner! Bill tags in James Champ and the crowd jeers. Champ walks in as Bill holds Maddie up! Bill hits Maddie with a back body drop while Champ grabs her head and takes her down to the mat. After the tag team move, Bill gets out of the ring and Champ covers her!
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Maddie kicks out and Champ picks her up! He hits her with an uppercut and Maddie falls against the ropes but bounces back and hits Champ with a clothesline! Champ gets up and Maddie hits him with a sunset flip and pins his shoulders to the mat!
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They get up but Champ is ready and boots her in the gut and headbutts her! Champ whips Maddie against the ropes but she rolls off of his back and dashes behind him! Leaping through the air and tagging in Ryan Mercury!
Steve White: Maddie gets the tag and here comes Ryan Mercury! Maddie and Mercury apparently were planning a partnership for months!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Mercury and James Champ are the fresh men! This encounter is going to prove a lot of things and answer a lot of questions!
Mercury jumps in and takes Champ down with a lariat! Champ gets back up but Mercury quickly takes him down with another lariat! Mercury picks Champ up and dumps him on the mat with a scoopslam! Mercury begins to climb to the turnbuckle but Bill Ryder runs across the apron and shakes the ropes, tripping Mercury up and sending him down to the mat! Champ takes advantage and starts to stop Mercury out but Mercury forces himself up and the two lock up in the corner of the ring! James Champ quickly uppercuts Mercury right in the face! Mercury falls into Champ's corner and Bill holds him down! Champ runs up and drives a corner knee right onto Mercury's face! Mercury falls against Champ's body and Champ drags him to the center of the ring then follows up with a huge piledriver! The fans go wild as Champ covers him!
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Steve White: I thought it was over right there but Mercury is able to gallantly kick out, surprising Champ and the fans!
Chuck Thompson: What a great match this has been. It's been a very intense and eventful tag team match up that I think has show us a lot.
Champ picks Mercury up and tosses him in the corner then starts ramming corner knees into him! Mercury yells in pain as he slumps in the corner. Champ backs off and turns around, bolting at Mercury! Mercury rolls out and trips Champ up, sending him head first into the corner! The fans are going wild as Champ tries to recover but Mercury grabs him by his throat and picks him up, hitting him with a big right hand! Champ falls against the ropes but springs back and takes Mercury down with a jumping right hand to the face! Both men hit the mat and they're down!
Steve White: They're both down! Champ has been applying the pressure here tonight but Ryan won't let Champ get control! This has been a great match up!
Chuck Thompson: Whoever gets up first might win the match! Ryder and Murdock are both calling for the tag now so this could go either way!
Both men get up as Murdock and Bill beg for the tag! Roman Quartz gets up on the apron but Mercury bounces him off, back to the ground! The fans are going wild! Champ goes for a lariat but Mercury ducks it and turns Champ around for the Deathtouch but Champ pushes Mercury off of him and hits him with To Infinity! Mercury goes down as Bill Ryder runs in the ring! Champ follows up with And Beyond and hooks both Mercury's legs as the fans boo!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners... James Champ and Bill Ryder!
Maddie gets off of the apron with her hand on her face. Quartz gets in the ring as Bill rolls Mercury out of the ring. Maddie tends to Mercury as James, Bill and Roman all celebrate and have a family hug.
Steve White: Well there we go. Roman Quartz and his boys have sent a big message with this win and I'm sure everyone on the roster had just taken notice!
Quartz raises Champ and Ryder's arms in victory as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back from commercial to see Michael Rissi in the ring with David Arnold on one corner and Savannah on the other.
Michael Rissi: Ladies and gents, joining me now are the Jr Heavyweight Champion and the number one contender. We all know that next week we're going to have a Jr Heavyweight Championship match live on Mayhem so firstly I'd like to get Savannah's statement on the match.
Rissi gestures for Savannah to come to the center of the ring. He hands her the mic and Savannah looks at David Arnold.
Savannah: David. Forget Conner Creed, forget Van Jam and forget what happened at Aftermath. Next week it's just going to be you and I one on one in the ring with the Jr Heavyweight Championship on the line. It will be a straight up contest and although I don't expect it to be easy - I do expect to be the Jr Heavyweight Champion by the end of Mayhem next week!
Savannah hands the mic back to Rissi as she and Arnold share an intense stare-down.
Michael Rissi: Ok... Sounds good. Now shake hands!
After a few more seconds of intense staring, Savannah and Arnold shake hands.
Michael Rissi: Good... Now on to other business! Conner Creed! Get out here right now!
Conner Creeds music hits and he arrogantly comes out, parading Arnold's Jr Heavyweight Championship belt around. Creed gets in the ring and is handed a mic.
Chuck Thompson: Well if you recall, Creed stole the Jr Heavyweight title belt at the end of the battle royal at Aftermath last week!
Conner Creed: I can almost guess what you want but why don't you enlighten me.
Michael Rissi: Conner... Son. That title belt doesn't belong to you. You know you were eliminated and that David Arnold here is the Jr Heavyweight Champion. You should do the right thing and give the title belt back.
Creed shakes his head and looks at Arnold in disgust. He points right in Arnold's face.
Conner Creed: You really care if I give this piece of trash his belt back or not? C'mon man...
Arnold slaps Creed's finger out of his face and the two arc up to each other.
Michael Rissi: Actually no... I don't care to be honest but we're going to have a title match next week so I'd feel better if there were no issues to detract from that match.
Creed shakes his head and smirks at Arnold.
Conner Creed: Fine... But whoever wins next week is going to have to deal with ME next!
Creed tosses the belt back to Arnold. Arnold catches it and steadies himself as Creed turns to leave the ring. Savannah and Arnold both look back at each other, sharing another stare-down. Rissi quickly moves out of the way as Creed turns back around from the ropes and nails both Arnold and Savannah with a double Clothesline From Hell! Arnold and Savannah are leveled on the mat as Creed laughs.
Steve White: Bah Gawd!
Creed picks up the Jr Heavyweight Championship again and quickly leaves the ring as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following tag team contest is set for one fall!
Eli Sykes’ music hits as he and Lucas Mercer come out. They’re apprehensive of each other as they come down the ramp to a mixed reaction. They get in the ring and wait for their opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Eli Sykes and Lucas Mercer!
TQ Smooth and Conner Creed come out to Conner Creed’s music. TQ has his Northern American Championship and Creed has Arnold’s Jr Heavyweight Championship. He walks on arrogantly as both men get in the ring and stare down their opponents. They wait for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents... Conner Creed and the Northern American Champion... TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING!
The match starts with Sykes and TQ locking up! Sykes hits TQ with quick knees to the midsection, bending TQ over and following up with a big knee to the face! The fans get behind Sykes’ intensity early as he rams TQ in the corner and starts hitting him with right and lefts! TQ pushes Sykes to the mat but Sykes gets right back up and jumps on TQ, taking him down to the mat and hitting him with an aggressive flurry of punches!
Steve White: And Eli Sykes taking the new North American Champion down with an aggressive assault! Sykes is so intense in the way he fights it’ll only be a matter of time before he gets back on his feet and fits back into title contention.
Chuck Thompson: Well, Sykes came up short against Rose last week when she brutalized him but he fought the good fight and is ready to get back on track and impress on Mayhem once again so he can contend.
Sykes picks Smooth up and smacks his head off of the corner! Eli quickly goes for a power move but Smooth gets out of it and hits Sykes with a big right hand! Smooth knees Sykes in the gut then hits him with a bigger right hand! Sykes falls back against the ropes but bounces back and takes Smooth down to the mat with a big forearm! The fans are cheering as Sykes picks Smooth up to his feet and smacks him with a few big elbows to his back! Sykes is thinking piledriver but Smooth lifts him up and hits Sykes with a big back body drop! Both men get up and TQ grabs Sykes, dishing out a big uppercut then throwing him in the corner! TQ lines Sykes up and runs at him but Sykes dashes out of the way and TQ runs into the turnbuckle! Smooth stumbles around and Sykes rolls him up!
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Steve White: Now that was close! Sykes is in a different mindset tonight. He’s fighting a great match right here.
Chuck Thompson: Sykes has controlled the Northern American Champion for the majority of this match which is really sending a message that he’s upping his game from last week.
They get up and Smooth knees Sykes in the gut and tries to get away but Sykes doesn’t let him. Sykes pulls Smooth in and hits him with a belly to belly! Sykes picks Smooth up and follows up with a snapmere! Sykes bounces off of the ropes and dropkicks Smooth in the back! Smooth yells out in pain and gets up but Sykes is applying the pressure and gets Smooth in a headlock! Smooth shoves Sykes off of him and ploughs him into the corner! Smooth dives over to his corner and tags in Conner Creed!
Steve White: Smooth gets the tag to Creed!
Chuck Thompson: Creed has made headlines recently. He STILL has that Jr Heavyweight Championship belt and he’ll be trying to send a message to Savannah and Arnold tonight!
Creed rushes in and takes Eli down but Eli doesn’t go quietly! Eli starts brawling with Creed on the mat! They both get up, beaten and bruised and lock up in the center! Creed knees Sykes in the gut and follows up with a big suplex! The fans are going wild! Sykes is looking tired as Creed forces him into the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! Eli gets out of the corner with a big headbutt to Creed then follows up with a neckbreaker! Creed is down as Sykes takes a moment to recover.
Steve White: Sykes should think about tagging out! He’s been in there the whole match and he’s looking exhausted and beaten up right now.
Chuck Thompson: Sykes has done an amazing match and he should tag out but I think he has an idea.
Creed gets up and Sykes goes for Syke Out but Creed gets out of it and goes for the Clothesline From Hell! Sykes ducks in and hits Creed with an Enzigiri! Creed falls flat on the mat as Sykes falls in the corner, trying to recover! Suddenly, Lucas Mercer tags himself in and the crowd boos!
Steve White: Mercer just tagged himself in and Sykes looks pissed off!
Chuck Thompson: I think Sykes had the right idea but he wasn’t fresh in this match anymore. Mercer needed to come in.
Mercer runs in and takes Creed down quickly then starts hitting him with big lefts and rights on the mat! Creed pushes Mercer off of him and they lock up. Creed grabs Mercer and lifts him up then plants him down hard on his neck! Creed picks Mercer up and whips him into the corner then goes for a corner clothesline but Mercer hits him with a big boot! Mercer picks up Creed but Creed busts Mercer’s nose with a big elbow to the face! Mercer falls against the ropes as Creed kicks his leg out then punt him in the ribs!
Steve White: Creed is a ruthless competitor, he has no regard for his opponents at all!
Chuck Thompson: Mercer is fighting tough but Creed is cutting him off at every turn.
Creed grabs Mercer but Mercer headbutts him away and thumbs his eye! Mercer turns around to TQ who’s getting in the ring and big boots him off of the apron! Mercer turns back to Creed and goes for a running boot but Creed ducks it and when Mercer turns around, Creed nails him with a massive Clothesline From Hell! The fans get to their feet as Creed covers Mercer!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The Northern American Champion TQ Smooth and Conner Creed!
James Champ’s music hits and TQ and Creed turn around. Champ, Ryder and Quartz all march down the ramp as TQ grasps his Northern American title belt.
Steve White: Oh great… Bill probably still has a bone to pick with TQ for him beating him for the title and he’s brought Champ and Quartz for revenge!
Chuck Thompson: TQ isn’t in a good spot right now…
TQ readies himself. Conner Creed also grabs the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt and readies himself to fight with Smooth as the fans go wild. Champ and Bill wait at the apron, waiting for a fight! Suddenly Conner Creed hits TQ in the back with his title belt and tosses Smooth over the top rope!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The betrayal by Creed!
Creed laughs and walks off as Smooth hits the outside and Bill and Champ start stomping him out! Bill and Champ pick Smooth up and toss him into the steel steps! The fans are all on their feet as Bill grabs the Northern American Championship belt and starts rubbing it in TQ’s face! Quartz calms his boys down as they stand over a beaten Smooth and we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following handicap contest is set for one fall!
Chicken Shit and Jessup appear at the top of the ramp as the crowd explodes in a flurry of boos. Shit and Jessup make their way down to the ring and get inside, waiting for their opponent as their music dies down.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Steve Jessup and Chicken Shit!
The arena lights dim as Adelitas Way’s “Scream” begins playing. A woman’s silhouetted figure appears on the stage, and chase lights flash all over the stage/arena and old wrestling footage plays from Rose's many matches at other wrestling federations, many focusing on the several titles she has held over the years. The silhouetted figure remains completely still with her arms at her sides and her feet shoulder width apart. As soon as the lyrics begin, the building erupts in pale green light and Rose thrusts her right fist straight up into the air. She stands for a moment, nodding her head to the music with a big smile on her face. She then skips once and struts down toward the ring, dancing somewhat provocatively and high fiving fans. As the music slows (“I want to take it too far…”), she slides into the ring. She crawls to the middle before hopping up and heading toward the far right corner. She climbs onto the top rope, keeping one foot on the second to keep balance. The lyrics continue, just before the lead singer gets into the chorus, Rose jumps from the top turnbuckle, does a flip in the air and lands as the singer yells “scream” while lip syncing. She then continues to dance, wave, and blow kisses to the audience as her music fades.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent... She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion... Rose!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Steve Jessup locks up with Rose in the center of the ring! Rose starts beating down Jessup with knees and strikes until he hits the mat! Rose picks Jessup up and tosses him in the corner then follows up with a running corner knee then hits him with a bulldog! Rose gets up to the top rope and springs off, hitting Jessup with a diving elbow! Jessup gets up and stumbles around in pain until Rose grabs him and plants him with a big snap suplex!
Steve White: Rose has been going HAM in her matches ever since her issues with her ex, Bill Ryder. Maybe she's pretending all of her opponents are Bill.
Chuck Thompson: Rose has been annihilating anyone that steps in the ring with her because of Quartz and Ryder. As far as I'm concerned this is a good thing for her career.
Jessup dives over to the corner and tags in Chicken Shit! Shit comes in and goes for an eye gouge but Rose blocks him and hits him with a big boot to the gut then a snap DDT! Shit rolls around in pain as Rose gets up and starts stomping him out! Shit tries to take refuge in the corner but Rose follows up with a corner clothesline! Rose grabs Shit and hits him with a big suplex on the mat as the fans are going wild! Rose scouts Shit and sets up, hitting him with Tansy as he gets up! Shit falls into the corner, destroyed!
Steve White: She is killing these two guys right now! Neither Jessup nor Shit have been able to lay a glove on Rose yet and she's hit them with more than they can take.
Chuck Thompson: Chicken Shit is out of it. Just finish this match Rose, that's enough.
Rose straightens Chicken Shit up in the corner. Jessup comes from behind but Rose swats him away with a right hand! Rose then runs up to Chicken Shit and starts brutalizing him with right and lefts, strikes, knees and other quick moves, which destroy Chicken Shit! Jessup wants nothing to do with this so he rolls out and leaves. Rose continues beating the crap out of Chicken Shit as we see him unconscious and bleeding badly.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Rose is really in another place right now! She's destroyed this poor kid and I don't think she even meant to take it this far.
Chuck Thompson: Rose is a nightmare Steve! She's ruthlessly beaten this poor rookie to a bloody pulp!
Rose continues her assault of Chicken Shit until the ref grabs her and stops her. A bleeding and unconscious Chicken Shit falls to the mat in a pool of blood as EMT’s rush down the ramp. Rose moves off to the corner and calms down.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner via knockout! The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Rose!
Rose’s music hits as the EMT’s rush in and help out Chicken Shit. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back into a private room where we pan up from the floor. We see a bed with red velvet sheets and sitting on the bed is Jerry Mazy with an exotic drink in his hands and a smile on his face. He raises his glass and his tag team belt as the frame fixes on him.
Jerry Mazy: Hey… Nice of you to join me. I know I’m not booked tonight but I don’t want anyone to worry. I, your tag team champion will be back soon to defend my title as one half of the greatest tag team that ever lived… Masturbation Nation.
The fans watch on the tron and cheer as Mazy nods with a grin on his face.
Jerry Mazy: My main man Wilmer has a match tonight and I plan to support him but I want to take this time to talk to you all about a serious issue that needs more attention in EHW….
We hear crashing and banging in the room as Mazy looks up. The camera is pushed out of the way as Mazy jumps up. The frame regains its stability as Nathaniel Grant and Aaron Fredrick Hudson burst in! They advance on Mazy but Mazy throws his drink in Grants face! Aaron and Mazy start grappling and knocking everything in the room over!
Jerry Mazy: The fuck you doin’? Get the fuck outta here, you freaks!
Grant hits Mazy in the back of the head with his title belt! Mazy drops to the ground and Insidious start stomping him out on the ground! Mazy tries his hardest to fight back but Insidious use their numbers to their advantage and beat him down then throw him over a table! Mazy is laid out on the floor, bleeding on the carpet with Grant standing over him. Grant turns to Hudson.
Grant: It’s a start…
Grant and Aaron walk out of the room as we fade back to the arena where Scott Wilson is standing in the ring.
Wilson looks around as he brings a mic to his lips.
Scott Wilson: Ladies and Gentlemen I regret to inform you tonight that our fifth match is cancelled. David Smith vs. Lestat VonBlood will not be contested here tonight.
The fans give a mixed reaction.
Scott Wilson: I was just informed by David Smith’s medical advisor that he is not cleared to compete this week. We thought he would be but unfortunately he isn’t. On top of that Lestat VonBlood, a debuting competitor who looked promising, failed to show up tonight and we haven’t been able to contact him. Once again, we regret to share this news and we appologise for the cancelation of this match.
Steve White: Well, I was kinda looking forward to this match but what’re you gonna do?
Scott Wilson: This means tonight we can bring you the Mayhem Main Event a lot sooner than planned. Silver Kazama, Wilmer Patacky and Blaise will take on David Arnold, Handsome Devil and Aaron Hudson. Three champions in one match with 6 talented individuals competing for a win in a great tag team contest! Oh... Oh... and because I don't think it would go well, Roman Quartz will not be on commentary for this match as advertised. Quartz, go ruin someone else's fun, go home tonight!
The fans cheer and Wilson nods for Patricia to come into the ring.
Patricia comes in with her mic, ready to introduce the main event of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following 6 man tag team main event contest is set for one fall!
The opening dialogue of "Bad Religion" by Godsmack starts and out comes Aaron with a local woman on each of his arms and a beer in his hand. He makes his way down the ramp to the ring. As he gets there he kisses each of the woman and leads them to a seats next to the commentators. Once the ladies were seated Arron slips into the ring in a Shawn Michealesque knee slide. He stays still as his music comes to an end his eyes on the ramp as he watches he opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Aaron Fredrick Hudson!
"Planetary (Go!)" by My Chemical Romance starts playing in the arena that fills up with cheers from the audience as blue and red lights start flashing randomly through the arena. As the song gets to the first verse, that's when David Arnold and Erin Vega come bursting out from the back to a big burst of cheers from the crowd. David and Erin, wearing their usual attire, stand at the top of the ramp before David takes Erin's hand, spins her around slowly, then drops to a knee with her sitting on his knee and the two pose for the crowd. They then head down the ramp together, high fiving and taking pictures with the crowd, before getting to the ring.
Once at the ring, David guides Erin up the steps before running over and hopping up on the apron, his back up against the far corner. Erin walks over to him, planting a kiss on his cheek to a big cheer while David pretends to almost pass out from it. He holds the ropes open as she enters, watching her tease him and everyone in the arena by getting in slowly, before he jumps over the top rope himself, then straight up onto the corner, posing while Erin stands by the corner posing as well. David hops down and they repeat this on the opposite corner before meeting in the middle of the ring. Erin takes David's vest and hat while kissing him on the cheek again, then exits the ring as David starts warming up for his match.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… David Arnold!
A hush goes over the crowd as the lights lower to a level that is just above off. The sound of a woman's voice can be heard over the loud speakers. "Help me Handsome Devil! You're my only hope!" With that, "Invincible" by OK GO hits the loud speaker and the once quite crowed bursts into a earth shaking roar as Handsome Devil bursts from out behind the curtain. A huge smile spreads across his face, as he looks around at all the screaming fans. He then runs down the ramp, high fiving some of the fans along the way. Not showing any sign of slowing down as he approaches the ring, Devil slides under the bottom rope and continues his way to the opposite ropes where he jumps on to the middle rope and raises his fist with a battle cry. The masked man then jumps off and heads to the middle of the ring and strikes a heroic pose. With a wink to the ladies and a thumbs up to the kids, he turns to and walks over to his corner where he takes a seat on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: And finally... Handsome Devil!
SON OF A BITCH!
That was heard as "Witness" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites. Alex could then be seen walking out onto the stage wearing a pair of black capris with a black Misfits tanktop with the skull logo on the chest, with "The Misfits" above it. She flashes a big grin before she steps aside with her arms pointing at the curtain as Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, leaned in to let Alex kiss him on the cheek and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song, while Alex turned around and headed to the backstage area. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Witness" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents... First… He is one half of the Tag Team Champions… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
A song begins to blare throughout the arena and the fans look on in confusion. Nothing in playing on the tron and then suddenly Blaise's name appears on the screen and the fans begin to cheer. Every now and then the fans would cheer for Blaise because they truly appreciated her talent despite the sour attitude she had. She appears from the back and the arena is swallowed in darkness with one small spotlight that follows the diva's every move. She has a dark black hoodie on and is wearing a pair of black gloves, a different attire than usual the fans take notice as she stands on top of the ramp for a moment. She begins to decide down the ramp, paying no attention to the fans. Her eyes solely focused on the ring in front of her.
Blaise walks around to the side of the ring and jumps up. She swings her leg as she gets on the apron, before going into the ring. She walks to the other side of the ring and makes her way to the turnbuckle where she takes off her hood. Blaise appears to be slightly different looking. She's sporting darker make up and her hair seems to be a couple of shades darker. It appears a lot of has changed in the last few months, and not just in EHWF in Blaise's time apart from the company. She takes her jacket off that has the letters "QB" sowed into the back and tosses it at the ring announcer. And then a vintage moment of Blaise happens in which she demands the referee to help her down from the turnbuckle, displaying that she still is in fact the same handful she was not too long ago. She looks on with her arms crossed on her chest, unimpressed.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Blaise!
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “Not Gonna Die" by Skillet hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “Not Gonna Die” fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Their partner… He is the EHWF World Champion… Silver Kazama!!
DING DING DING!
The match starts with Wilmer and David Arnold in the ring. Arnold and Wilmer shake hands as they lock up and begin the match! Wilmer hammers Arnold with hard knees to the midsection then bounces him off of the ropes! Wilmer takes Arnold down with a big dropkick! Arnold flips over and lands on his stomach on the mat! Wilmer quickly picks him up and dishes out some big strikes to Arnold’s head and Arnold drops into the corner! Wilmer follows up on Arnold with a big corner clothesline and Arnold drops to his knees in pain. Wilmer starts hitting Arnold with quick knees to the chest then goes for a big swinging kick to the head but Arnold ducks it and grabs Wilmer from behind, hitting him with a big backdrop slam!
Steve White: And this main event is already off to an amazing start! Wilmer and Arnold are fighting an intense match right now! They’ve had history together and this is the first time they’ve been in the ring since last year when they had all of those matches!
Chuck Thompson: These teams are looking good tonight. Wilmer, Silver and Blaise. They came into EHWF last year and now they’re the top guys in the company. It’s funny how that works.
Arnold picks Wilmer up and hits him with a scoopslam! Arnold starts to climb the top rope and comes off, going for a flying legdrop but Wilmer rolls out of the way and Arnold hits the mat! They get up but Wilmer takes Arnold down with a big lariat! Wilmer starts the hype the crowd up and they all go crazy! Arnold gets to his feet and Wilmer spring off of the second rope, hitting Arnold with a moonsault! Wilmer hooks his leg!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: That was a close one! Wilmer is on fire tonight! He really wants to continue his momentum after King of Bereavement by winning another big main event contest tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer won the Mayhem 150 main event against the EHWF Champion. Wilmer won the King of Bereavement main event and became King and Tag Team Champion. Can he win another big main event tonight?
Wilmer dives over and tags in Silver! Silver springs over the top rope and takes Arnold back down to the mat and starts pounding him with right hands! Silver pulls Arnold to his feet and tosses him into the corner then starts hitting him with big chest chops! Arnold knees Silver in the gut and gets out of the corner then boots him in the gut and hits the champ with a big swinging neckbreaker! The fans are going wild as Arnold picks up Silver and drives him into the corner then starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! Silver yells out in pain but Arnold pushes him to the center of the ring and goes for his finisher but Silver avoids it and gets Arnold up on his back for a Silver Diamond! Arnold drops of and reverses it into a DDT! Silver hits the mat and Arnold covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: I thought Arnold was going to pin the EHWF Champ right there! Wilmer was dominating Arnold but now Arnold is dominating Silver in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Silver started off hot but Arnold quickly cut off his influence. This is what I call a main event contest.
Arnold picks Silver up and tosses Silver hard into the corner then follows up with a corner clothesline! Arnold tags in Handsome Devil and he pulls Silver up and holds him while Handsome starts hitting Silver with lefts and rights! Arnold leave the ring and Handsome hits Silver with a snapmare then bounces off of the ropes and hits Silver with a dropkick to the back! The Champ can’t get anything back from Handsome Devil. Handsome goes down and gets Silver in a headlock and Silver struggles in the hold. Silver gets up and rams Handsome into the corner until he lets go! Silver quickly uppercuts Handsome but the masked superstar comes back with a roundhouse kick to the head and Silver goes down! The fans are on their feet as Handsome springs off of the top rope and hits Silver with a moonsault then coves him!
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NO!
Blaise breaks up the count!
Steve White: Blaise comes in and breaks up the count for her team just in time! Handsome Devil is on another level here tonight! I guess he and Arnold can both relate, they’ve both had trouble with Conner Creed lately.
Chuck Thompson: Handsome is a great superstar and he deserves a shot at that Jr Heavyweight title sooner rather than later... The guy puts in work and he impresses in every single match!
Handsome drops a mean leg on Silver and is thinking of going for another cover but Silver gets up and forces Handsome up as they lock. Silver hits Handsome with a big armdrag! Handsome gets up only to get hit with another from Silver! Silver quickly runs over and hits Handsome with a sunset flip, covering him!
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Handsome turns it over!
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Silver boots Handsome in the face and gets up! They both lock up once more and Handsome drives big forearms into Silver’s face! Silver falls against the ropes as Handsome controls this end of the match! Silver comes back and Handsome swings but Silver ducks it, bounces off of the ropes and hits Handsome with a flying forearm! Both men are down as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Bah Gawd what a match! Both teams are putting in amazing effort here tonight! I can’t tell who’s going to win! It’s not as clear as we thought it would be. Handsome Devil is really carrying well.
Chuck Thompson: Silver has fought well but he looks to be in bad shape as Handsome Devil has controlled most of their skirmish. Silver has a lot on his mind and a loss wouldn’t look good here for him.
Handsome goes to roll Silver up but Silver reverses it and covers Handsome! The ref doesn’t get a chance to count as Hudson runs in and breaks it up! Wilmer, seeing the beat down of his comrade earlier, runs in the ring and tackles Hudson to the mat and the two start brawling even as they roll to the outside!
Steve White: I knew that was coming! Wilmer saw Jerry Mazy get beaten up by Insidious just like everyone else and he couldn’t hold his temper!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer and Aaron are brawling on the outside now!
Silver gets up in the commotion and leaps across the ring in desperation, tagging in Blaise! The fans get to their feet as she springs off the top rope and hits Handsome Devil with a hurricanrana! Blaise bounces off of the ropes and follows up with a bulldog! She sees Arnold on the apron and bounces him off with a dropkick and he lands on Wilmer and Hudson! Nathaniel Grant comes out of the crowd and grabs Hudson, pulling him over the barricade! Grant and Hudson make an escape.
Steve White: Grant came out of nowhere and saved Hudson and now they’re making an escape! But Hudson is still in this match! He hasn’t even been tagged in yet!
Chuck Thompson: Grant is a smart man. He didn’t want Hudson to get beaten down like they beat down Mazy earlier. Handsome and Arnold are in this alone now!
Blaise gets taken down by Handsome with a shoulder block! Handsome tosses Blaise in the corner and runs at her but she trips him up and he hits the corner! Handsome Devil gets up and looks over at Arnold who gets back on the apron but Blaise superkicks Arnold off of the apron once more! Blaise turns back into a belly to belly from Handsome Devil and every fan is going wild on their feet! Blaise and Handsome get up and Handsome lines Blaise up and goes to hit his finisher but Blaise twists out of it and quickly hits Handsome Devil with the Soporose! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Soporose! Soporose! This ones over!
Chuck Thompson: THIS MATCH IS AWESOME!
Handsome is out from the Soporose and Blaise goes to cover him but the lights all go out!
Steve White: The lights are out! It’s pitch black!
Chuck Thompson: No! Not now! Don’t ruin this fucking match it’s been amazing!
The lights flicker on. Handsome is up and Blaise is confused. The fans go wild as James Champ is in the ring and nails both of them with a double clothesline! Bill Ryder slides in with Roman Quartz as the ref calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: This match has been declared a no contest!
Steve White: No! Bah Gawd No!
Handsome rolls out of the ring and David Arnold leaves. Quartz’s boys surround Blaise but Wilmer runs in and dives on Bill and Champ as Quartz takes refuge in the corner! Wilmer and Champ start to brawl but Bill helps Champ out and they start beating Wilmer up!
Steve White: These guys have messed up so many things tonight! This right now is all just to get at Silver for their title match at WAR!
Chuck Thompson: Silver has spotted them!
Champ pushes Wilmer off of him right into a Ryde of Your Life from Ryder! Wilmer goes down and Bill smirks only to have Silver leap into the ring and dive on Bill! It’s been building and Silver starts hitting Bill right hard right hands to the face! They get up, still trading blows until Silver ducks a swing and hits Bill with a Silver Diamond!
Chuck Thompson: Silver Diamond!
Bill is down and Silver turns around only to get hit with a To Infinity from James Champ! Champ looks down at Silver and laughs at him, signaling around his waist that he’ll be champion. Champ turns around to find Roman but Blaise gets up and hits Champ with a Soporose as the arena breaks out in cheers!
Steve White: Blaise! Soporose! She hit him! She hit Champ with is!
Chuck Thompson: Quartz is pissed! Should have let him do commentary tonight see...
Champ, Bill, Silver and Wilmer are all down. Blaise is hurt but she steadies herself up and looks around. Quartz is raging at her. She stares at him and Quartz backs off but Blaise approaches him…
Steve White: Quartz is left alone with Blaise and all his boys are down!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck him up Blaise!
Quartz pleads with Blaise but then quickly swings at her! She ducks him and when he turns around she hits him with a Soporose! The fans are going wild but they get even louder when Blaise starts climbing the turnbuckle!
Steve White: She’s going up top! She’s not going to do what I think is she!?
Chuck Thompson: To Roman Quartz!? He’s just a manager!
Blaise stands on the top rope and lines Quartz up but before she leaps, Champ drags Roman out of the ring and they back off! The fans boo him.
Steve White: No! We were gonna see it just then!
Chuck Thompson: Wait a second Steve...
Blaise looks on from the top rope. She sees Bill still in the ring slowly getting up… She lines him up and Champ yells for her not to do it but she doesn’t listen. Champ goes to run in again but Wilmer and Silver cut him off at the bottom of the ramp, ready with their title belts. Champ can’t do anything and he backs off, watching Blaise.
Steve White: Here it is!
Bill gets up all groggy and Blaise leaps off the top rope, hitting him with a massive Phoenix Splash! The fans all get to their feet and Champ and Quartz back off, enraged.
Steve White: These guys have gotten one over EVERYONE for weeks now but this time they messed with the wrong combination. Quartz made a miscalculation there!
Chuck Thompson: Silver is used to getting jumped and beaten up by Quartz and Champ but this time it was the other way around! It’s been an amazing night! We’ll see you next week… Goodnight.
We fade out at Champ and Quartz sharing an intense stare down with Blaise, Wilmer and Silver. We fade to the EHWF Logo ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another episode of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw the amazing aftermath of Scars and Stripes! Silver Kazama is out defiant champion, Masturbation Nation are our Kings of Bereavement and our new Tag Team Champions and TQ Smooth has claimed the Northern American Championship after months and months of being neglected title opportunities! Now we see the aftermath of Aftermath tonight on our road to WAR!
Chuck Thompson: That’s exactly right Steve. Silver Kazama is our champion and tonight he’ll team up with his fellow rookie class of ’13; Blaise and Wilmer Patacky to take on the new Jr Heavyweight Champion David Arnold, Aaron Fredrick Hudson and Handsome Devil. This match is going to be an incredible main event!
Steve White: And don’t forget we already have a new number one contender in James Champ! Tonight he’ll be teaming up with his ‘brother’ Bill Ryder to take on the newly formed team of Maddie Murdock and Ryan Mercury! That should be a great tag team match to watch but I can’t wait for David Smith vs. Lestat VonBlood! Lestat has proclaimed himself king of EHWF in an interview and he has a big advantage to prove that tonight as it was reported earlier in the week that Silver Kazama gave David Smith a severe head injury at Aftermath! We’re not ever sure if he’ll be able to compete!
Chuck Thompson: Lestat might win his debut match by forfeit! We’re also going to see TQ and Creed team up against Sykes and Mercer in an intense tag team contest and Rose taking on Chicken Shit and Steve Jessup in a handicap match interlude for the night.
Steve White: It’s going to be a great night as always so why wait any longer Chuck? Lets get this night started!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is set for one fall!
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails would blare over the P.A System, as Van Jameson would step out from behind the curtain with a smirk across his face. His attention focused on the ring as he marched down the ramp with a blank stare, ignoring the crowd around him. He would walk up the steps and step inside the ring, immediately motioning for a microphone.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Van Jameson!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... 'The Wild Cat' Savannah!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Savannah vs. Van Jameson
The match starts out with Van Jam and Savannah locking up in the center of the ring and Savannah quickly responding with a few big knees to the midsection! Savannah pulls Van Jam back and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a big corner splash! Van Jam stumbles around until Savannah dropkicks him in the back and sends him to the mat! Savannah quickly slides down to the mat and gets on Van Jam's back, locking him in
A front face lock! Van Jam yells out in pain as Savannah wrenches back as hard as she can!
Steve White: Savannah has Van Jam locked up tight right now! Van Jam cost her the Jr Heavyweight Championship at Aftermath and she's looking for revenge tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah is still a fresh face here in EHWF. She's worked hard off of her debut and she's proven herself, contending for the Jr Heavyweight Championship. She has a bright career ahead of her if she stays consistent but tonight, it's all about payback!
Van Jam is able to elbow the crap out of Savannah's face and get up. He grabs a hurt Savannah and tosses her right into the corner! Savannah bounces off of the turnbuckle hard and walks right into a big boot from Van Jam! Van backs off to the corner and stalks Savannah. She slowly gets up and he goes to hit her with a leg sweep but she avoids it! They lock up once more and trade left and right hands! Van Jam wins out and forces Savannah to the corner where he starts hitting her with corner thrusts!
Steve White: Van Jam is fighting back right now! These two have had problems for almost a month now and it really spilled over when Savannah eliminated Van from the battle royal at Aftermath which resulted in Van Jam costing Savannah the match later on.
Chuck Thompson: It's no doubt these two want to kill each other Steve but that just makes for a better match!
Van backs off and bolts at Savannah but she trips him with a drop toe hold and Van's head slams into the turnbuckle! Savannah rolls on a downed Van Jam and gets him in an STF but Van Jam reaches over and grabs the bottom rope!
ROPE BREAK!
Savannah let's go of the hold and both of them get up. Van Jam pretends he's hurt and comes back with a Van Jaminator! Savannah is able to dodge it and grabs Van's legs! She quickly catapults him into the corner!
Steve White: Van Jam almost connected with that amazing Van Jaminator move! Savannah was able to stop him though and bounce his damn head off of the damn corner! Now Van Jam looks messed up!
Chuck Thompson: It's no doubt these two want to kill each other Steve but that just makes for a better match!
Van Jam stumbles backwards groggily. Savannah quickly rolls him up!
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They both get up and Van Jam goes to lock up but Savannah moves behind Van and boots him in the back of the knee! Van drops to one knee and Savannah gets in front of him and starts hitting him with big kicks to the chest! She backs up and runs up with a big roundhouse to Van Jam's head! The fans cheer as Van Jam is out on the mat and Savannah rolls him over and hooks the far leg!
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ROPE BREAK!
Savannah gets up and goes to finish Van Jam but Conner Creed runs down the ramp with a chair! Savannah spots him and Creed gets up on the apron. Savannah wrestles the chair from him and knees him in the nuts! Creed drops off and Savannah turns around! Van Jam hits the chair into Savannah with a Van Jaminator off of the distraction! The fans all boo as he covers and uses the ropes for leverage!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Van Jameson!
Steve White: It's over! Creed got one over Savannah! Van Jam screwed her over again!
Chuck Thompson: What a great opening contest! Savannah should be pissed at Creed and Van Jam, they got her again! Demand a rematch!
Van Jam quickly leaves the ring as Savannah gets up, pissed off that she was cheated. Creed laughs at her from the top of the stage as we fade out to backstage.
We come into the offices backstage where we see through the crack in a door, Scott Wilson preparing some cocaine on his desk with a credit card. Suddenly the door flies open and Wilson jumps up startled, quickly hiding the coke behind the desk while we come into the office.
Blaise: Wilson? I didn't know you were in here. Where's this Rissi couple, I need to talk to them about a few things and I'd like to do it before my match.
Wilson, who is still startled, looks up at Blaise and shakes his head.
Scott Wilson: Wha? How the fuck should I know where they are? You can't just barge up in my office like that! If you want to ask Rissi or whoever a question then go and find them! Damn I'm not your fucking slave...
Blaise: Wow, what's your problem? No manners I see... Anyway, since I have better things to do then to go on a hunt for staff members, I'll just tell you seeing as you're the talent manager... Or supposed to be.
Scott Wilson: What does that mean? Supposed to be?
Blaise: It means you're incompetent... And a little weird--anyway, it's clear that management have put me in the main event this week because I earned it and that's where I belong but, I don't know... I'm yearning for more. I want opportunities Wilson. I want to challenge myself and face challenges. I want to achieve more than I already have.
Wilson looks a little confused as Blaise stands in front of him.
Scott Wilson: What else do you want? You have a huge 6 man tag team main event. You won three singles matches in a row since you've returned. A big tag team match is a challenge for you. Trust me, you're set. Talent managed...
Blaise looks down at Wilson who grins back. She walks up to him and leans on his desk, getting close to his face which wipes the grin off of his face, turning it back to a confused expression.
Blaise: No... Talent not managed. I'm an asset to EHWF, everyone knows it. I know it, you know it and the Rissi's know it. If I win tonight it's only going to raise my star even more and you need to appropriately manage my competition and set me up with something big. Something I deserve.
Scott Wilson: ... ...I don't know what you want...
Blaise rolls her eyes and hangs her head in frustration, letting out a long sigh. She looks back at Wilson and smiles.
Blaise: I'm sure you'll figure it out, Talent Manager.
Blaise turns around and leaves the office. Wilson sits there in confusion, trying to think.
Steve White: Hmm? What was all that about?
Wilson goes back to his drawer to get out his cocaine again as we fade back into the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the second contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following tag team contest is set for one fall!
Purple and red lights shine across the crowd and stop on the entrance ramp as Ryan Mercury and Maddie Murdock appear at the top with the PA blaring. Maddie and Ryan make their way down the ramp, ignoring the fans and slide in the ring waiting for their opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The team of Maddie Murdock and Ryan Mercury!
James Champ’s music hits as Roman Quartz ominously appears on the stage. He waits for a moment as James Champ and Bill Ryder come out and stand by his side. The fans boo but Champ and Ryder shrug it off as they make their way to the ring with Quartz in their ears. They get in the ring and stare across from their opponents, ready to fight.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents... Being accompanied by Roman Quartz… The Team of Bill Ryder and James Champ!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Maddie Murdock & Ryan Mercury vs. James Champ & Bill Ryder w/ Roman Quartz
Maddie Murdock starts the match off with Bill Ryder. They lock up and Maddie quickly knees Bill in the gut and starts hammering Bill in the back and the neck with elbows! Maddie quickly hits Bill with a dropkick! He gets up but she takes him down with a second one! They get up and lock up again! Bill hits Maddie with big right hands until she boots him in the gut and creates distance.
Steve White: Maddie and Bill fighting a tough match right now with Maddie taking some control in this match! This is a serious match up right now with Bill looking to bounce back after his title loss last week at Aftermath.
Chuck Thompson: Bill Ryder lost the Northern American Championship to TQ Smooth so not only does he have a lot to prove tonight but he and James Champ have a lot to prove as a new team!
Ryder swings at Maddie but she ducks it and bounces off of the ropes. She goes to run at Ryder but Quartz grabs her leg from the apron and almost trips her up! Ryder takes advantage and nails her with a big running STO! Bill picks Maddie up and tosses her into the corner then backs off and hits her with a big corner splash! Bill pulls back and starts hitting Maddie with big corner thrusts as he begins to take control of the match away from Maddie. Bill stops and grabs Maddie, headbutting her down to the mat! Bill stands over Maddie and taunts out to the fans. The fans boo Bill but he just smiles back.
Steve White: And Bill Ryder ruthlessly taking control from Maddie Murdock but Maddie isn't going away without a fight! Bill's ruthless behaviour is really playing a big hand in his performance tonight.
Chuck Thompson: James Champ is the number one contender for the EHWF Championship and picking up a win here tonight against Maddie and Mercury would solidify the serious threat that he poses the Silver Kazama. Quartz however is the true mastermind behind all of this.
Bill picks Maddie back and tosses her into his corner! Bill runs at her but she jumps up and Bill runs his face right into her boot! Maddie elbows James Champ in the head then gets out of their corner and jumps on Bill Ryder, taking him down to the mat! They both get to their feet and Maddie swings at Ryder but he ducks her and goes for the Ryde of your Life but Maddie dodges it! They both lock up! Maddie goes to knee Bill in the gut but Bill avoids it and headbutts Maddie! Maddie stumbles around groggily while Bill stalks her! Bill grabs Maddie and plants her with a big spinebuster! Bill covers her!
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Steve White: Bah Gawd this match has really heated up! I thought Bill Ryder had it right there! What an intense, technical match up we're seeing right now! I'm on the edge of my seat!
Chuck Thompson: We're seeing a main event quality match go down right now! Both the teams of Ryan Mercury and Maddie Murdock and James Champ and Bill Ryder are sending a big message to the new tag team champions Masturbation Nation right now!
Bill grabs Maddie by her hair and tosses her into the corner! Bill tags in James Champ and the crowd jeers. Champ walks in as Bill holds Maddie up! Bill hits Maddie with a back body drop while Champ grabs her head and takes her down to the mat. After the tag team move, Bill gets out of the ring and Champ covers her!
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Maddie kicks out and Champ picks her up! He hits her with an uppercut and Maddie falls against the ropes but bounces back and hits Champ with a clothesline! Champ gets up and Maddie hits him with a sunset flip and pins his shoulders to the mat!
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They get up but Champ is ready and boots her in the gut and headbutts her! Champ whips Maddie against the ropes but she rolls off of his back and dashes behind him! Leaping through the air and tagging in Ryan Mercury!
Steve White: Maddie gets the tag and here comes Ryan Mercury! Maddie and Mercury apparently were planning a partnership for months!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Mercury and James Champ are the fresh men! This encounter is going to prove a lot of things and answer a lot of questions!
Mercury jumps in and takes Champ down with a lariat! Champ gets back up but Mercury quickly takes him down with another lariat! Mercury picks Champ up and dumps him on the mat with a scoopslam! Mercury begins to climb to the turnbuckle but Bill Ryder runs across the apron and shakes the ropes, tripping Mercury up and sending him down to the mat! Champ takes advantage and starts to stop Mercury out but Mercury forces himself up and the two lock up in the corner of the ring! James Champ quickly uppercuts Mercury right in the face! Mercury falls into Champ's corner and Bill holds him down! Champ runs up and drives a corner knee right onto Mercury's face! Mercury falls against Champ's body and Champ drags him to the center of the ring then follows up with a huge piledriver! The fans go wild as Champ covers him!
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Steve White: I thought it was over right there but Mercury is able to gallantly kick out, surprising Champ and the fans!
Chuck Thompson: What a great match this has been. It's been a very intense and eventful tag team match up that I think has show us a lot.
Champ picks Mercury up and tosses him in the corner then starts ramming corner knees into him! Mercury yells in pain as he slumps in the corner. Champ backs off and turns around, bolting at Mercury! Mercury rolls out and trips Champ up, sending him head first into the corner! The fans are going wild as Champ tries to recover but Mercury grabs him by his throat and picks him up, hitting him with a big right hand! Champ falls against the ropes but springs back and takes Mercury down with a jumping right hand to the face! Both men hit the mat and they're down!
Steve White: They're both down! Champ has been applying the pressure here tonight but Ryan won't let Champ get control! This has been a great match up!
Chuck Thompson: Whoever gets up first might win the match! Ryder and Murdock are both calling for the tag now so this could go either way!
Both men get up as Murdock and Bill beg for the tag! Roman Quartz gets up on the apron but Mercury bounces him off, back to the ground! The fans are going wild! Champ goes for a lariat but Mercury ducks it and turns Champ around for the Deathtouch but Champ pushes Mercury off of him and hits him with To Infinity! Mercury goes down as Bill Ryder runs in the ring! Champ follows up with And Beyond and hooks both Mercury's legs as the fans boo!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners... James Champ and Bill Ryder!
Maddie gets off of the apron with her hand on her face. Quartz gets in the ring as Bill rolls Mercury out of the ring. Maddie tends to Mercury as James, Bill and Roman all celebrate and have a family hug.
Steve White: Well there we go. Roman Quartz and his boys have sent a big message with this win and I'm sure everyone on the roster had just taken notice!
Quartz raises Champ and Ryder's arms in victory as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back from commercial to see Michael Rissi in the ring with David Arnold on one corner and Savannah on the other.
Michael Rissi: Ladies and gents, joining me now are the Jr Heavyweight Champion and the number one contender. We all know that next week we're going to have a Jr Heavyweight Championship match live on Mayhem so firstly I'd like to get Savannah's statement on the match.
Rissi gestures for Savannah to come to the center of the ring. He hands her the mic and Savannah looks at David Arnold.
Savannah: David. Forget Conner Creed, forget Van Jam and forget what happened at Aftermath. Next week it's just going to be you and I one on one in the ring with the Jr Heavyweight Championship on the line. It will be a straight up contest and although I don't expect it to be easy - I do expect to be the Jr Heavyweight Champion by the end of Mayhem next week!
Savannah hands the mic back to Rissi as she and Arnold share an intense stare-down.
Michael Rissi: Ok... Sounds good. Now shake hands!
After a few more seconds of intense staring, Savannah and Arnold shake hands.
Michael Rissi: Good... Now on to other business! Conner Creed! Get out here right now!
Conner Creeds music hits and he arrogantly comes out, parading Arnold's Jr Heavyweight Championship belt around. Creed gets in the ring and is handed a mic.
Chuck Thompson: Well if you recall, Creed stole the Jr Heavyweight title belt at the end of the battle royal at Aftermath last week!
Conner Creed: I can almost guess what you want but why don't you enlighten me.
Michael Rissi: Conner... Son. That title belt doesn't belong to you. You know you were eliminated and that David Arnold here is the Jr Heavyweight Champion. You should do the right thing and give the title belt back.
Creed shakes his head and looks at Arnold in disgust. He points right in Arnold's face.
Conner Creed: You really care if I give this piece of trash his belt back or not? C'mon man...
Arnold slaps Creed's finger out of his face and the two arc up to each other.
Michael Rissi: Actually no... I don't care to be honest but we're going to have a title match next week so I'd feel better if there were no issues to detract from that match.
Creed shakes his head and smirks at Arnold.
Conner Creed: Fine... But whoever wins next week is going to have to deal with ME next!
Creed tosses the belt back to Arnold. Arnold catches it and steadies himself as Creed turns to leave the ring. Savannah and Arnold both look back at each other, sharing another stare-down. Rissi quickly moves out of the way as Creed turns back around from the ropes and nails both Arnold and Savannah with a double Clothesline From Hell! Arnold and Savannah are leveled on the mat as Creed laughs.
Steve White: Bah Gawd!
Creed picks up the Jr Heavyweight Championship again and quickly leaves the ring as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following tag team contest is set for one fall!
Eli Sykes’ music hits as he and Lucas Mercer come out. They’re apprehensive of each other as they come down the ramp to a mixed reaction. They get in the ring and wait for their opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Eli Sykes and Lucas Mercer!
TQ Smooth and Conner Creed come out to Conner Creed’s music. TQ has his Northern American Championship and Creed has Arnold’s Jr Heavyweight Championship. He walks on arrogantly as both men get in the ring and stare down their opponents. They wait for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents... Conner Creed and the Northern American Champion... TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: TQ Smooth & Conner Creed vs. Lucas Mercer & Eli Sykes
The match starts with Sykes and TQ locking up! Sykes hits TQ with quick knees to the midsection, bending TQ over and following up with a big knee to the face! The fans get behind Sykes’ intensity early as he rams TQ in the corner and starts hitting him with right and lefts! TQ pushes Sykes to the mat but Sykes gets right back up and jumps on TQ, taking him down to the mat and hitting him with an aggressive flurry of punches!
Steve White: And Eli Sykes taking the new North American Champion down with an aggressive assault! Sykes is so intense in the way he fights it’ll only be a matter of time before he gets back on his feet and fits back into title contention.
Chuck Thompson: Well, Sykes came up short against Rose last week when she brutalized him but he fought the good fight and is ready to get back on track and impress on Mayhem once again so he can contend.
Sykes picks Smooth up and smacks his head off of the corner! Eli quickly goes for a power move but Smooth gets out of it and hits Sykes with a big right hand! Smooth knees Sykes in the gut then hits him with a bigger right hand! Sykes falls back against the ropes but bounces back and takes Smooth down to the mat with a big forearm! The fans are cheering as Sykes picks Smooth up to his feet and smacks him with a few big elbows to his back! Sykes is thinking piledriver but Smooth lifts him up and hits Sykes with a big back body drop! Both men get up and TQ grabs Sykes, dishing out a big uppercut then throwing him in the corner! TQ lines Sykes up and runs at him but Sykes dashes out of the way and TQ runs into the turnbuckle! Smooth stumbles around and Sykes rolls him up!
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Steve White: Now that was close! Sykes is in a different mindset tonight. He’s fighting a great match right here.
Chuck Thompson: Sykes has controlled the Northern American Champion for the majority of this match which is really sending a message that he’s upping his game from last week.
They get up and Smooth knees Sykes in the gut and tries to get away but Sykes doesn’t let him. Sykes pulls Smooth in and hits him with a belly to belly! Sykes picks Smooth up and follows up with a snapmere! Sykes bounces off of the ropes and dropkicks Smooth in the back! Smooth yells out in pain and gets up but Sykes is applying the pressure and gets Smooth in a headlock! Smooth shoves Sykes off of him and ploughs him into the corner! Smooth dives over to his corner and tags in Conner Creed!
Steve White: Smooth gets the tag to Creed!
Chuck Thompson: Creed has made headlines recently. He STILL has that Jr Heavyweight Championship belt and he’ll be trying to send a message to Savannah and Arnold tonight!
Creed rushes in and takes Eli down but Eli doesn’t go quietly! Eli starts brawling with Creed on the mat! They both get up, beaten and bruised and lock up in the center! Creed knees Sykes in the gut and follows up with a big suplex! The fans are going wild! Sykes is looking tired as Creed forces him into the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! Eli gets out of the corner with a big headbutt to Creed then follows up with a neckbreaker! Creed is down as Sykes takes a moment to recover.
Steve White: Sykes should think about tagging out! He’s been in there the whole match and he’s looking exhausted and beaten up right now.
Chuck Thompson: Sykes has done an amazing match and he should tag out but I think he has an idea.
Creed gets up and Sykes goes for Syke Out but Creed gets out of it and goes for the Clothesline From Hell! Sykes ducks in and hits Creed with an Enzigiri! Creed falls flat on the mat as Sykes falls in the corner, trying to recover! Suddenly, Lucas Mercer tags himself in and the crowd boos!
Steve White: Mercer just tagged himself in and Sykes looks pissed off!
Chuck Thompson: I think Sykes had the right idea but he wasn’t fresh in this match anymore. Mercer needed to come in.
Mercer runs in and takes Creed down quickly then starts hitting him with big lefts and rights on the mat! Creed pushes Mercer off of him and they lock up. Creed grabs Mercer and lifts him up then plants him down hard on his neck! Creed picks Mercer up and whips him into the corner then goes for a corner clothesline but Mercer hits him with a big boot! Mercer picks up Creed but Creed busts Mercer’s nose with a big elbow to the face! Mercer falls against the ropes as Creed kicks his leg out then punt him in the ribs!
Steve White: Creed is a ruthless competitor, he has no regard for his opponents at all!
Chuck Thompson: Mercer is fighting tough but Creed is cutting him off at every turn.
Creed grabs Mercer but Mercer headbutts him away and thumbs his eye! Mercer turns around to TQ who’s getting in the ring and big boots him off of the apron! Mercer turns back to Creed and goes for a running boot but Creed ducks it and when Mercer turns around, Creed nails him with a massive Clothesline From Hell! The fans get to their feet as Creed covers Mercer!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The Northern American Champion TQ Smooth and Conner Creed!
James Champ’s music hits and TQ and Creed turn around. Champ, Ryder and Quartz all march down the ramp as TQ grasps his Northern American title belt.
Steve White: Oh great… Bill probably still has a bone to pick with TQ for him beating him for the title and he’s brought Champ and Quartz for revenge!
Chuck Thompson: TQ isn’t in a good spot right now…
TQ readies himself. Conner Creed also grabs the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt and readies himself to fight with Smooth as the fans go wild. Champ and Bill wait at the apron, waiting for a fight! Suddenly Conner Creed hits TQ in the back with his title belt and tosses Smooth over the top rope!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! The betrayal by Creed!
Creed laughs and walks off as Smooth hits the outside and Bill and Champ start stomping him out! Bill and Champ pick Smooth up and toss him into the steel steps! The fans are all on their feet as Bill grabs the Northern American Championship belt and starts rubbing it in TQ’s face! Quartz calms his boys down as they stand over a beaten Smooth and we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following handicap contest is set for one fall!
Chicken Shit and Jessup appear at the top of the ramp as the crowd explodes in a flurry of boos. Shit and Jessup make their way down to the ring and get inside, waiting for their opponent as their music dies down.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Steve Jessup and Chicken Shit!
The arena lights dim as Adelitas Way’s “Scream” begins playing. A woman’s silhouetted figure appears on the stage, and chase lights flash all over the stage/arena and old wrestling footage plays from Rose's many matches at other wrestling federations, many focusing on the several titles she has held over the years. The silhouetted figure remains completely still with her arms at her sides and her feet shoulder width apart. As soon as the lyrics begin, the building erupts in pale green light and Rose thrusts her right fist straight up into the air. She stands for a moment, nodding her head to the music with a big smile on her face. She then skips once and struts down toward the ring, dancing somewhat provocatively and high fiving fans. As the music slows (“I want to take it too far…”), she slides into the ring. She crawls to the middle before hopping up and heading toward the far right corner. She climbs onto the top rope, keeping one foot on the second to keep balance. The lyrics continue, just before the lead singer gets into the chorus, Rose jumps from the top turnbuckle, does a flip in the air and lands as the singer yells “scream” while lip syncing. She then continues to dance, wave, and blow kisses to the audience as her music fades.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent... She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion... Rose!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Rose vs. Chicken Shit & Steve Jessup
The bell rings and Steve Jessup locks up with Rose in the center of the ring! Rose starts beating down Jessup with knees and strikes until he hits the mat! Rose picks Jessup up and tosses him in the corner then follows up with a running corner knee then hits him with a bulldog! Rose gets up to the top rope and springs off, hitting Jessup with a diving elbow! Jessup gets up and stumbles around in pain until Rose grabs him and plants him with a big snap suplex!
Steve White: Rose has been going HAM in her matches ever since her issues with her ex, Bill Ryder. Maybe she's pretending all of her opponents are Bill.
Chuck Thompson: Rose has been annihilating anyone that steps in the ring with her because of Quartz and Ryder. As far as I'm concerned this is a good thing for her career.
Jessup dives over to the corner and tags in Chicken Shit! Shit comes in and goes for an eye gouge but Rose blocks him and hits him with a big boot to the gut then a snap DDT! Shit rolls around in pain as Rose gets up and starts stomping him out! Shit tries to take refuge in the corner but Rose follows up with a corner clothesline! Rose grabs Shit and hits him with a big suplex on the mat as the fans are going wild! Rose scouts Shit and sets up, hitting him with Tansy as he gets up! Shit falls into the corner, destroyed!
Steve White: She is killing these two guys right now! Neither Jessup nor Shit have been able to lay a glove on Rose yet and she's hit them with more than they can take.
Chuck Thompson: Chicken Shit is out of it. Just finish this match Rose, that's enough.
Rose straightens Chicken Shit up in the corner. Jessup comes from behind but Rose swats him away with a right hand! Rose then runs up to Chicken Shit and starts brutalizing him with right and lefts, strikes, knees and other quick moves, which destroy Chicken Shit! Jessup wants nothing to do with this so he rolls out and leaves. Rose continues beating the crap out of Chicken Shit as we see him unconscious and bleeding badly.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Rose is really in another place right now! She's destroyed this poor kid and I don't think she even meant to take it this far.
Chuck Thompson: Rose is a nightmare Steve! She's ruthlessly beaten this poor rookie to a bloody pulp!
Rose continues her assault of Chicken Shit until the ref grabs her and stops her. A bleeding and unconscious Chicken Shit falls to the mat in a pool of blood as EMT’s rush down the ramp. Rose moves off to the corner and calms down.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner via knockout! The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Rose!
Rose’s music hits as the EMT’s rush in and help out Chicken Shit. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back into a private room where we pan up from the floor. We see a bed with red velvet sheets and sitting on the bed is Jerry Mazy with an exotic drink in his hands and a smile on his face. He raises his glass and his tag team belt as the frame fixes on him.
Jerry Mazy: Hey… Nice of you to join me. I know I’m not booked tonight but I don’t want anyone to worry. I, your tag team champion will be back soon to defend my title as one half of the greatest tag team that ever lived… Masturbation Nation.
The fans watch on the tron and cheer as Mazy nods with a grin on his face.
Jerry Mazy: My main man Wilmer has a match tonight and I plan to support him but I want to take this time to talk to you all about a serious issue that needs more attention in EHW….
We hear crashing and banging in the room as Mazy looks up. The camera is pushed out of the way as Mazy jumps up. The frame regains its stability as Nathaniel Grant and Aaron Fredrick Hudson burst in! They advance on Mazy but Mazy throws his drink in Grants face! Aaron and Mazy start grappling and knocking everything in the room over!
Jerry Mazy: The fuck you doin’? Get the fuck outta here, you freaks!
Grant hits Mazy in the back of the head with his title belt! Mazy drops to the ground and Insidious start stomping him out on the ground! Mazy tries his hardest to fight back but Insidious use their numbers to their advantage and beat him down then throw him over a table! Mazy is laid out on the floor, bleeding on the carpet with Grant standing over him. Grant turns to Hudson.
Grant: It’s a start…
Grant and Aaron walk out of the room as we fade back to the arena where Scott Wilson is standing in the ring.
Wilson looks around as he brings a mic to his lips.
Scott Wilson: Ladies and Gentlemen I regret to inform you tonight that our fifth match is cancelled. David Smith vs. Lestat VonBlood will not be contested here tonight.
The fans give a mixed reaction.
Scott Wilson: I was just informed by David Smith’s medical advisor that he is not cleared to compete this week. We thought he would be but unfortunately he isn’t. On top of that Lestat VonBlood, a debuting competitor who looked promising, failed to show up tonight and we haven’t been able to contact him. Once again, we regret to share this news and we appologise for the cancelation of this match.
Steve White: Well, I was kinda looking forward to this match but what’re you gonna do?
Scott Wilson: This means tonight we can bring you the Mayhem Main Event a lot sooner than planned. Silver Kazama, Wilmer Patacky and Blaise will take on David Arnold, Handsome Devil and Aaron Hudson. Three champions in one match with 6 talented individuals competing for a win in a great tag team contest! Oh... Oh... and because I don't think it would go well, Roman Quartz will not be on commentary for this match as advertised. Quartz, go ruin someone else's fun, go home tonight!
The fans cheer and Wilson nods for Patricia to come into the ring.
Patricia comes in with her mic, ready to introduce the main event of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following 6 man tag team main event contest is set for one fall!
The opening dialogue of "Bad Religion" by Godsmack starts and out comes Aaron with a local woman on each of his arms and a beer in his hand. He makes his way down the ramp to the ring. As he gets there he kisses each of the woman and leads them to a seats next to the commentators. Once the ladies were seated Arron slips into the ring in a Shawn Michealesque knee slide. He stays still as his music comes to an end his eyes on the ramp as he watches he opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Aaron Fredrick Hudson!
"Planetary (Go!)" by My Chemical Romance starts playing in the arena that fills up with cheers from the audience as blue and red lights start flashing randomly through the arena. As the song gets to the first verse, that's when David Arnold and Erin Vega come bursting out from the back to a big burst of cheers from the crowd. David and Erin, wearing their usual attire, stand at the top of the ramp before David takes Erin's hand, spins her around slowly, then drops to a knee with her sitting on his knee and the two pose for the crowd. They then head down the ramp together, high fiving and taking pictures with the crowd, before getting to the ring.
Once at the ring, David guides Erin up the steps before running over and hopping up on the apron, his back up against the far corner. Erin walks over to him, planting a kiss on his cheek to a big cheer while David pretends to almost pass out from it. He holds the ropes open as she enters, watching her tease him and everyone in the arena by getting in slowly, before he jumps over the top rope himself, then straight up onto the corner, posing while Erin stands by the corner posing as well. David hops down and they repeat this on the opposite corner before meeting in the middle of the ring. Erin takes David's vest and hat while kissing him on the cheek again, then exits the ring as David starts warming up for his match.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… David Arnold!
A hush goes over the crowd as the lights lower to a level that is just above off. The sound of a woman's voice can be heard over the loud speakers. "Help me Handsome Devil! You're my only hope!" With that, "Invincible" by OK GO hits the loud speaker and the once quite crowed bursts into a earth shaking roar as Handsome Devil bursts from out behind the curtain. A huge smile spreads across his face, as he looks around at all the screaming fans. He then runs down the ramp, high fiving some of the fans along the way. Not showing any sign of slowing down as he approaches the ring, Devil slides under the bottom rope and continues his way to the opposite ropes where he jumps on to the middle rope and raises his fist with a battle cry. The masked man then jumps off and heads to the middle of the ring and strikes a heroic pose. With a wink to the ladies and a thumbs up to the kids, he turns to and walks over to his corner where he takes a seat on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: And finally... Handsome Devil!
SON OF A BITCH!
That was heard as "Witness" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites. Alex could then be seen walking out onto the stage wearing a pair of black capris with a black Misfits tanktop with the skull logo on the chest, with "The Misfits" above it. She flashes a big grin before she steps aside with her arms pointing at the curtain as Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, leaned in to let Alex kiss him on the cheek and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song, while Alex turned around and headed to the backstage area. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Witness" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents... First… He is one half of the Tag Team Champions… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
A song begins to blare throughout the arena and the fans look on in confusion. Nothing in playing on the tron and then suddenly Blaise's name appears on the screen and the fans begin to cheer. Every now and then the fans would cheer for Blaise because they truly appreciated her talent despite the sour attitude she had. She appears from the back and the arena is swallowed in darkness with one small spotlight that follows the diva's every move. She has a dark black hoodie on and is wearing a pair of black gloves, a different attire than usual the fans take notice as she stands on top of the ramp for a moment. She begins to decide down the ramp, paying no attention to the fans. Her eyes solely focused on the ring in front of her.
Blaise walks around to the side of the ring and jumps up. She swings her leg as she gets on the apron, before going into the ring. She walks to the other side of the ring and makes her way to the turnbuckle where she takes off her hood. Blaise appears to be slightly different looking. She's sporting darker make up and her hair seems to be a couple of shades darker. It appears a lot of has changed in the last few months, and not just in EHWF in Blaise's time apart from the company. She takes her jacket off that has the letters "QB" sowed into the back and tosses it at the ring announcer. And then a vintage moment of Blaise happens in which she demands the referee to help her down from the turnbuckle, displaying that she still is in fact the same handful she was not too long ago. She looks on with her arms crossed on her chest, unimpressed.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Blaise!
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “Not Gonna Die" by Skillet hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “Not Gonna Die” fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Their partner… He is the EHWF World Champion… Silver Kazama!!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Silver Kazama & Blaise & Wilmer Patacky vs. David Arnold & Handsome Devil & Aaron Fredrick Hudson
The match starts with Wilmer and David Arnold in the ring. Arnold and Wilmer shake hands as they lock up and begin the match! Wilmer hammers Arnold with hard knees to the midsection then bounces him off of the ropes! Wilmer takes Arnold down with a big dropkick! Arnold flips over and lands on his stomach on the mat! Wilmer quickly picks him up and dishes out some big strikes to Arnold’s head and Arnold drops into the corner! Wilmer follows up on Arnold with a big corner clothesline and Arnold drops to his knees in pain. Wilmer starts hitting Arnold with quick knees to the chest then goes for a big swinging kick to the head but Arnold ducks it and grabs Wilmer from behind, hitting him with a big backdrop slam!
Steve White: And this main event is already off to an amazing start! Wilmer and Arnold are fighting an intense match right now! They’ve had history together and this is the first time they’ve been in the ring since last year when they had all of those matches!
Chuck Thompson: These teams are looking good tonight. Wilmer, Silver and Blaise. They came into EHWF last year and now they’re the top guys in the company. It’s funny how that works.
Arnold picks Wilmer up and hits him with a scoopslam! Arnold starts to climb the top rope and comes off, going for a flying legdrop but Wilmer rolls out of the way and Arnold hits the mat! They get up but Wilmer takes Arnold down with a big lariat! Wilmer starts the hype the crowd up and they all go crazy! Arnold gets to his feet and Wilmer spring off of the second rope, hitting Arnold with a moonsault! Wilmer hooks his leg!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: That was a close one! Wilmer is on fire tonight! He really wants to continue his momentum after King of Bereavement by winning another big main event contest tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer won the Mayhem 150 main event against the EHWF Champion. Wilmer won the King of Bereavement main event and became King and Tag Team Champion. Can he win another big main event tonight?
Wilmer dives over and tags in Silver! Silver springs over the top rope and takes Arnold back down to the mat and starts pounding him with right hands! Silver pulls Arnold to his feet and tosses him into the corner then starts hitting him with big chest chops! Arnold knees Silver in the gut and gets out of the corner then boots him in the gut and hits the champ with a big swinging neckbreaker! The fans are going wild as Arnold picks up Silver and drives him into the corner then starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! Silver yells out in pain but Arnold pushes him to the center of the ring and goes for his finisher but Silver avoids it and gets Arnold up on his back for a Silver Diamond! Arnold drops of and reverses it into a DDT! Silver hits the mat and Arnold covers!
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Steve White: I thought Arnold was going to pin the EHWF Champ right there! Wilmer was dominating Arnold but now Arnold is dominating Silver in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Silver started off hot but Arnold quickly cut off his influence. This is what I call a main event contest.
Arnold picks Silver up and tosses Silver hard into the corner then follows up with a corner clothesline! Arnold tags in Handsome Devil and he pulls Silver up and holds him while Handsome starts hitting Silver with lefts and rights! Arnold leave the ring and Handsome hits Silver with a snapmare then bounces off of the ropes and hits Silver with a dropkick to the back! The Champ can’t get anything back from Handsome Devil. Handsome goes down and gets Silver in a headlock and Silver struggles in the hold. Silver gets up and rams Handsome into the corner until he lets go! Silver quickly uppercuts Handsome but the masked superstar comes back with a roundhouse kick to the head and Silver goes down! The fans are on their feet as Handsome springs off of the top rope and hits Silver with a moonsault then coves him!
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Blaise breaks up the count!
Steve White: Blaise comes in and breaks up the count for her team just in time! Handsome Devil is on another level here tonight! I guess he and Arnold can both relate, they’ve both had trouble with Conner Creed lately.
Chuck Thompson: Handsome is a great superstar and he deserves a shot at that Jr Heavyweight title sooner rather than later... The guy puts in work and he impresses in every single match!
Handsome drops a mean leg on Silver and is thinking of going for another cover but Silver gets up and forces Handsome up as they lock. Silver hits Handsome with a big armdrag! Handsome gets up only to get hit with another from Silver! Silver quickly runs over and hits Handsome with a sunset flip, covering him!
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Handsome turns it over!
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Silver boots Handsome in the face and gets up! They both lock up once more and Handsome drives big forearms into Silver’s face! Silver falls against the ropes as Handsome controls this end of the match! Silver comes back and Handsome swings but Silver ducks it, bounces off of the ropes and hits Handsome with a flying forearm! Both men are down as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Bah Gawd what a match! Both teams are putting in amazing effort here tonight! I can’t tell who’s going to win! It’s not as clear as we thought it would be. Handsome Devil is really carrying well.
Chuck Thompson: Silver has fought well but he looks to be in bad shape as Handsome Devil has controlled most of their skirmish. Silver has a lot on his mind and a loss wouldn’t look good here for him.
Handsome goes to roll Silver up but Silver reverses it and covers Handsome! The ref doesn’t get a chance to count as Hudson runs in and breaks it up! Wilmer, seeing the beat down of his comrade earlier, runs in the ring and tackles Hudson to the mat and the two start brawling even as they roll to the outside!
Steve White: I knew that was coming! Wilmer saw Jerry Mazy get beaten up by Insidious just like everyone else and he couldn’t hold his temper!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer and Aaron are brawling on the outside now!
Silver gets up in the commotion and leaps across the ring in desperation, tagging in Blaise! The fans get to their feet as she springs off the top rope and hits Handsome Devil with a hurricanrana! Blaise bounces off of the ropes and follows up with a bulldog! She sees Arnold on the apron and bounces him off with a dropkick and he lands on Wilmer and Hudson! Nathaniel Grant comes out of the crowd and grabs Hudson, pulling him over the barricade! Grant and Hudson make an escape.
Steve White: Grant came out of nowhere and saved Hudson and now they’re making an escape! But Hudson is still in this match! He hasn’t even been tagged in yet!
Chuck Thompson: Grant is a smart man. He didn’t want Hudson to get beaten down like they beat down Mazy earlier. Handsome and Arnold are in this alone now!
Blaise gets taken down by Handsome with a shoulder block! Handsome tosses Blaise in the corner and runs at her but she trips him up and he hits the corner! Handsome Devil gets up and looks over at Arnold who gets back on the apron but Blaise superkicks Arnold off of the apron once more! Blaise turns back into a belly to belly from Handsome Devil and every fan is going wild on their feet! Blaise and Handsome get up and Handsome lines Blaise up and goes to hit his finisher but Blaise twists out of it and quickly hits Handsome Devil with the Soporose! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Soporose! Soporose! This ones over!
Chuck Thompson: THIS MATCH IS AWESOME!
Handsome is out from the Soporose and Blaise goes to cover him but the lights all go out!
Steve White: The lights are out! It’s pitch black!
Chuck Thompson: No! Not now! Don’t ruin this fucking match it’s been amazing!
The lights flicker on. Handsome is up and Blaise is confused. The fans go wild as James Champ is in the ring and nails both of them with a double clothesline! Bill Ryder slides in with Roman Quartz as the ref calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: This match has been declared a no contest!
Steve White: No! Bah Gawd No!
Handsome rolls out of the ring and David Arnold leaves. Quartz’s boys surround Blaise but Wilmer runs in and dives on Bill and Champ as Quartz takes refuge in the corner! Wilmer and Champ start to brawl but Bill helps Champ out and they start beating Wilmer up!
Steve White: These guys have messed up so many things tonight! This right now is all just to get at Silver for their title match at WAR!
Chuck Thompson: Silver has spotted them!
Champ pushes Wilmer off of him right into a Ryde of Your Life from Ryder! Wilmer goes down and Bill smirks only to have Silver leap into the ring and dive on Bill! It’s been building and Silver starts hitting Bill right hard right hands to the face! They get up, still trading blows until Silver ducks a swing and hits Bill with a Silver Diamond!
Chuck Thompson: Silver Diamond!
Bill is down and Silver turns around only to get hit with a To Infinity from James Champ! Champ looks down at Silver and laughs at him, signaling around his waist that he’ll be champion. Champ turns around to find Roman but Blaise gets up and hits Champ with a Soporose as the arena breaks out in cheers!
Steve White: Blaise! Soporose! She hit him! She hit Champ with is!
Chuck Thompson: Quartz is pissed! Should have let him do commentary tonight see...
Champ, Bill, Silver and Wilmer are all down. Blaise is hurt but she steadies herself up and looks around. Quartz is raging at her. She stares at him and Quartz backs off but Blaise approaches him…
Steve White: Quartz is left alone with Blaise and all his boys are down!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck him up Blaise!
Quartz pleads with Blaise but then quickly swings at her! She ducks him and when he turns around she hits him with a Soporose! The fans are going wild but they get even louder when Blaise starts climbing the turnbuckle!
Steve White: She’s going up top! She’s not going to do what I think is she!?
Chuck Thompson: To Roman Quartz!? He’s just a manager!
Blaise stands on the top rope and lines Quartz up but before she leaps, Champ drags Roman out of the ring and they back off! The fans boo him.
Steve White: No! We were gonna see it just then!
Chuck Thompson: Wait a second Steve...
Blaise looks on from the top rope. She sees Bill still in the ring slowly getting up… She lines him up and Champ yells for her not to do it but she doesn’t listen. Champ goes to run in again but Wilmer and Silver cut him off at the bottom of the ramp, ready with their title belts. Champ can’t do anything and he backs off, watching Blaise.
Steve White: Here it is!
Bill gets up all groggy and Blaise leaps off the top rope, hitting him with a massive Phoenix Splash! The fans all get to their feet and Champ and Quartz back off, enraged.
Steve White: These guys have gotten one over EVERYONE for weeks now but this time they messed with the wrong combination. Quartz made a miscalculation there!
Chuck Thompson: Silver is used to getting jumped and beaten up by Quartz and Champ but this time it was the other way around! It’s been an amazing night! We’ll see you next week… Goodnight.
We fade out at Champ and Quartz sharing an intense stare down with Blaise, Wilmer and Silver. We fade to the EHWF Logo ending the show.