Post by Scorpion on Dec 1, 2011 0:30:25 GMT -5
The scene opens up with the opening fireworks shooting up from all around the titan tron to all around the stage area to down both sides of the entrance ramp and finally all around the top of the ring. All this while the official theme song of EHWF Last Rites plays in the background.
The camera then pans around the entire arena, showing all of the EHWF fans in the sold out TD Bankworth Garden live in Boston, Massachusetts! After about a minute of panning around the arena and showing all the fans on their feet, the camera pans down to ringside where the EHWF commentating team is ready to call a night full of action.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EHWF Last Rites! And this Pay Per View will certainly be one for the record books!
Chuck Thompson: Hell ya! This is going to be an amazing Pay Per View! And it is only the second one since our return! Just imagine what our Pay Per View's will be like in the future!
Steve White: You're right about that! But right now it is all about tonight. Tonight, we will witness some amazing matches. One of the themes of Last Rites is every single match on the card tonight must have a stipulation. We have a giant backstage brawl to decide the number one contender for the Mayhem World Championship, we have a bar room brawl with the current Mayhem World Champion involved in it, and we have a main event sure to rock this roof! An Asylum Match! Scotty Paine, the creator of this amazing hardcore structure will fight Drake Coleman to end a rivalry that has taken EHWF by storm!
Chuck Thompson: Damn right! This rivalry has been going on for a little over a month, but it certainly stretches further back than that. But don't forget about the other matches we have tonight! The MMA rules match to start off the night, and also, my personal favorite match on the card, the strip match! Oh my God! I can not wait to see some naked divas! I love them all!
Steve White: Calm down, Chuck! But you are right. Every single match is going to be memorable and that is a promise! Right now, let's go up to the ring where the lovely ring announcer of EHWF, Patricia Downs, is standing, ready to call a night full of great action!
Patricia Downs: This match is our MMA Match. Introducing first, weighing in at Two Hundred Forty-Five pounds. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania …Quinton Hughes!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, weighing in at Two Hundred Thirty-Five pounds. From Austin, Texas …”The Outlaw” Jesse James Jackson!
”Outlaw” by Motorhead plays, As 3J jogs out onto the ramp way. He does a few mock punches, and then a front snap kick. Jesse then jogs down the ramp, ignoring the fans. He runs up the steps, and then climbs into the ring. He jogs around the ring, throwing out a few more punches.
DING DING DING!
3J and Quinton are both standing in the ring facing each other while the starting bell rings …both of them come out of their corners, and 3J connects with a brutal right haymaker right off the bat. Quinton looks to be almost be out of it from that shot, but 3J is surprised when Quinton retaliates with a shot of his own! Again, 3J fires a shot, but Quinton retaliates. As 3J is going for a third, Quinton manages to duck underneath it and circles behind him before taking him down to the canvas with a Russian Leg Sweep. Both men are quickly getting up to their feet, 3J just a minor step ahead of Quinton, and he hits another vicious right onto his skull!
Chuck Thompson: Quinton starting strong, but that right hook from 3J looks to have done some damage!
Steve White: He could be out on his feet already. 3J should consider boxing.
Quinton falls over near the ropes, and grabs the middle rope to try to pull himself up to his feet. Before he can get his head back together, 3J hurries forward and delivers a hard elbow to his head before sending him off the cage …as Quinton staggers back, 3J lifts his boot into the air to attempt the big boot, but Quinton ducks underneath it! He continues off the cage, and comes back to attempt a clothesline, but 3J ducks underneath that. Quinton bounces off the cage again and 3J meets him to attempt to take him over with a hip toss, but Quinton manages to reverse and attempt a headlock of his own! 3J also reverses, though, and goes for the hip toss again, but Quinton stays on his feet and is now too close to the cage to be able to attempt it again.
Chuck Thompson: These two are going back and fourth!
Steve White: I wonder who’s going to take advantage of this situation.
3J and Quinton stare at each other a moment before 3J tries to take him down with a standing clothesline with his free arm, but Quinton sees it coming and gets free from the hold that he and 3J were stuck in with each other … as 3J turns to face Quinton after the attempted clothesline, Quinton greets him with a jab. A second jab comes in quickly after the first, and a third after the second! Quinton backs up and comes off the cage, but 3J powers him up, and back down onto the canvas!
Steve White: A vicious takedown! That turns the momentum!
Chuck Thompson: I couldn’t have said it better myself!
Steve White: The Ref is calling for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner, via knockout …Jesse James Jackson!
Jesse James Jackson gets up to his feet as "Outlaw" by Motorhead plays over the PA system. He gets his hand raised in victory as the scene fades out to a hype promo video of the upcoming match.
The hype promo for the triple threat diva strip match has ended just as "Supermassive Black Hole" begins to play and the fans instantly begin to cheer as suddenly out from behind the black curtains runs none other then Jo Jo. She slowly raises her right arm up and keeps the other on her hip, smiling towards the fans before she then steps forward beginning to head towards the ring. The brunette sort of runs and slips underneath the bottom ring rope and swings her hair back as she then climbs to one foot at a time before once again striking that pose in the center of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a triple threat diva strip match!
The male fans all throughout the crowd can be heard whistling and cheering as Patricia Downs continues.
Patricia Downs: The object of this match is to strip your opponents down to their bare skin. Everything must come off! And introducing first, coming from Brooklyn, New York, standing at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in tonight at 105 pounds, she is Jo Jo Wheeler!
Once again all of the male fans in the crowd whistle and cheer loudly. The song "Broken Dreams" by Shaman's Harvest then starts to blare over the PA system. Then, the lovely Ariel Paine starts to come out onto the stage, being accompained by her husband, Scotty. They walk past the fans and go inside of the ring. She stands by her husband's side as she awaits on who she will be facing with an evil smile on her face.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her opponent, hailing from The Asylum via White Hills, New Jersey, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in tonight at 135 pounds, she is Ariel Paine!
"Pornstar Dancing" by My Darkest Days hits the PA system as Mandy walks out from behind the titan tron playing with her glasses a bit before walking down more to the ring. When she gets to the ring, she gets up on the side, slowly running her hands against the covered shirt that hid the wrestling attire. She pulled it apart and off of her body, exposing that normal wrestling attire of hers before dropping it on the camera and getting into the ring before pulling that black skirt off her butt with a small wiggle of her butt. Afterwards she turns and smiles before hearing the light booooooo’s.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing at 5 feet and 7 inches tall and weighing in at 130 pounds, she is Amanda Maxwell!
Chuck Thompson: Amanda Maxwell better lose this!
Steve White: Why would you hope for someone to lose a match?
Chuck Thompson: Well, usually because i'm biased and i hate a few of the people in this company, including you, but right now i want her to lose so i can see her naked! I'm going to get my camera ready!
Steve White laughs a bit and shakes his head as the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with all three women standing in their respective corners, looking around at each other. Then Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler begin to close in on Ariel Paine. Ariel Paine, seemingly knowing this was going to happen, ran at Amanda Maxwell and hit her with a jumping forearm. Amanda Maxwell falls backwards and into her corner again. Jo Jo Wheeler then comes up from behind Ariel Paine and tries to hit her in the back of the head, but Ariel ducks and Jo Jo Wheeler pisses and Ariel hits a dropkick on Jo Jo! Jo Jo falls down to the mat and rolls out of the ring and out of harms way. Amanda Maxwell does the same thing. Both women stand outside of the ring for a few moments, talking and gathering what their plan is going to be.
Steve White: Now, we should have expected this would happen.
Chuck Thompson: Ya know, the scary thing is i'm actually rooting for Ariel Paine to win this thing!
Steve White: Why?
Chuck Thompson: Because i don't want to see her naked! Haha!
Steve White shakes his head at Chuck Thompson again as the match continues. Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler seems to have figured out a plan, as one woman goes to the side of the ring at the bottom of the entrance ramp and the other woman goes to the side of the ring in front of the commentating table. The both climb up onto the ring apron at the same time and then slowly get into the ring at the same time. They both then run at Ariel Paine at the same time, but Ariel Paine ducks and they hit each other with a double clotheline! Both women lay on the ground holding their chests. Ariel Paine looks down at both of them and laughs. She then walks over to Jo Jo Wheeler and begins to take off her shoes.
Chuck Thompson: Hell yes!
Steve White: Woah, calm down there, Chuck. It is only shoes.
Chuck Thompson: But it is step one!
Ariel Paine gets Jo Jo Wheeler's shoes off and tosses them out of the ring. The men in the crowd cheer. Ariel Paine then takes off both of Jo Jo Wheeler's knee pads and both of her wrist bands. The crowd cheers even more. Just as Ariel Paine is getting to the shorts, Amanda Maxwell is back to her feet and runs at Ariel Paine and hits her with a bulldog. She then walks over and helps Jo Jo Wheeler to her feet and they both begin to stomp Ariel Paine. The crowd boos. While Jo Jo Wheeler stomps Ariel Paine, Amanda Maxwell takes off the collar that is around Ariel Paines neck and tosses it into the crowd. She then takes off the shoes of Ariel Paine. The crowd is starting to cheer again just when Ariel Paine trips Jo Jo Wheeler and kicks Amanda Maxwell in the stomach a few times. Ariel Paine then rolls out of the ring to regain her composure as her husband, Scotty Paine, comforts her.
Chuck Thompson: Damn it! Well, i guess that is ok. She can stay out there and let the other two women strip each other!
Steve White: I don't think that is going to work for Amanda and Jo Jo though.
Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler yell at the referee and tell him to make Ariel get back into the ring. He goes out of the ring and tells her and Scotty they will be disqualified if they do not obey the rules of the match. Ariel Paine reluctantly slides back into the ring under the bottom rope and is immediately attacked by both Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler. After they get done stomping her and kicking her, they begin to pull off her pants!
Chuck Thompson: I'm going to be happy no matter what. If these women eliminate Ariel Paine from the equation, they will have to fight and strip each other! It is going to be a win win for us all!
They get Ariel Paines pants off to reveal a black thong! The fans begin to cheer and whistle a lot more now. Ariel Paine rolls to the opposite corner and tries to cover herself with her hands, but finds it is no use. She jumps up to her feet and runs at the other two women and hits them both with a double clotheline! She then turns around and kicks Amanda Maxwell in the ribs once then turns the other way and kicks Jo Jo Wheeler in the gut once as well. She gets a sadistic look on her face as she thinks about how badly she wants to hurt her two opponents. She then kneels down to Amanda Maxwell and takes off both of Amanda's wrestling boots. Ariel then tears off Amanda Maxwell's sleeves that she is wearing on her arms. Ariel Paine grins evily as she reaches down and tears off Amanda's short shirt to reveal her bra! The crowd is getting real excited now.
Chuck Thompson: Hell yes! This is what i wanted to happen! A beautiful bra!
Ariel Paine reaches down to pull off Amanda Maxwell's shorts, but Jo Jo Wheeler comes up behind her and hits her in the back of the head, knocking her down to the ring mat. Jo Jo Wheeler picks Ariel Paine up and scoop slams her back down onto the ring mat. She then walks over and helps Amanda Maxwell up and they both run at Ariel Paine, who is now using the ropes to pull herself back to her feet. Ariel Paine then ducks and makes Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler both go over the top rope! Ariel Paine then falls back down onto the ring mat to shake off the cobwebs.
Chuck Thompson: Ariel Paine might just win this!
Ariel Paine then grabs the top rope and as soon as Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler get back to their feet, Ariel launches herself over the top rope and hits them both with a double crossbody! All three women lay on the floor outside of the ring. Ariel is the first woman up, as she grabs Jo Jo Wheeler by the hair and tosses her back into the ring. Ariel Paine then climbs into the ring after her and violently takes off the shorts of Jo Jo Wheeler, to reveal another thong, this one pink! The crowd is going insane as all the men are loving this show! Ariel Paine then reaches up and takes off Jo Jo Wheelers shirt to reveal a pink bra! The crowd begins to go insane!
Chuck Thompson: Oh my God! I fucking love this match! Someone up there loves me, Steve!
Jo Jo Wheeler then tries to scramble back up to her feet, but Ariel Paine kicks her in the ribs twice and Jo Jo falls back down onto the ring mat and rolls around, holding her ribs. Ariel Paine then leans down and undoes her bra and rips it off to reveal the breasts of Jo Jo Wheeler! The crowd is screaming! Jo Jo Wheeler tries her best to cover up her breasts, but Ariel Paine stomps her a few times and Jo Jo has no choice but to uncover and protect herself. Ariel Paine then leans down and grabs the thong of Jo Jo Wheeler and pulls it off as well! Jo Jo wheeler is completely naked! The crowd is going ballistic! Pictures are being snapped and videos are being shot!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, Jo Jo Wheeler has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Good lord my fucking God! I love my life! I love EHWF! Thank you, lord! Thank you! Thank you! She is beautifully shaved too!
Steve White: Now i must say, that is quite impressive.
Chuck Thompson: I love my life! I just seen the best pair of beatiful breasts in my life and the nicest shaved cooch in my life!
Ariel Paine throws down the thong she just pulled off of Jo Jo Wheeler as Jo Jo runs up the entrance ramp and through the curtains to the backstage area, completely embarrased! The crwod doesn't stop cheering and whistling though. Amanda Maxwell comes running into the ring and runs up behind Ariel Paine and throws her violently down to the ring mat by the leather shirt she is wearing. Amanda Maxwell wastes no time undoing the back of it and ripping it off to reveal the breasts of Ariel Paine! The crowd is cheering and bowing down to the divas in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Nice! I wasn't expecting them to be that nice looking, but damn was i wrong! I am personally going to bow down to the management here!
Steve White: Are you still a virgin, Chuck?
Chuck Thompson scoffs at Steve White as Amanda Maxwell continues to stomp Ariel Paine. Amanda Maxwell then picks up Ariel Paine, giving all the fans a great view of her breasts. Amanda irish whips Ariel into the opposite corner and runs at her and goes for a spinning back elbow, but Ariel jumps out of the way and Amanda crashes into the turnbuckle and falls to the ring mat. Ariel Paine runs over to her and pulls off her shorts! Amanda Maxwell is now in her bra and thong and Ariel Paine is in her thong only! The crowd loves this match.Ariel Paine then reaches down to attempt to pull off Amanda's thong, revealing part of her ass, but Amanda kicks her off and gets to her feet. Ariel Paine runs at Amanda, but Amanda dropkicks Ariel down to the ring mat.
Steve White: This is a great match and very interesting to watch!
Amanda Maxwell reaches down and pulls at the thong of Ariel Paine! Ariel Paine fights it and fights it, but the two strings of the thong snap and it comes off to reveal the whole naked body of Ariel Paine! The crowd is booing as they wanted to see Amanda Maxwell naked more!
DING DING DING!
Chuck Thompson: My God! Is that a bush?! Oh my God! She has a fucking bush! Nasty! She has a fucking bush!
Steve White: That isn't a bush! She has a very well shaved design! You are a blind fool if you think...
Chuck Thompson: Oh my God! It's a fucking bush!
Steve White: It isn't a bush! You need to...
Chuck Thompson: It is a bush! It's a fucking bush. I can't...
Steve White: Would you shut the hell up?! It isn't a bush! She has the mohawk shave style! I love it!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, Ariel Paine has been eliminated! Therefore, your winner is Amanda Maxwell!
Amanda's theme song begins to play over the PA system once again and she gets her hand raised in victory. She smiles and then begins to lower the straps of her bra, but decides not to please the fans and pulls them back up. She then gives them all the loser sign and gets out of the ring and makes her way up the entrance ramp to the backstage area. The crowd cheers and claps for the great match they just witnessed. The scene then fades out to a hype video for the next match.
We come into the backstage area to see the six men coming into the middle of what was sanctioned as their starting point. The ref comes by in his cart and he motions for the match to begin. We see the fighters break into pairs: Mike Flynn and Scott Wilson, Paul Kirk and Raven Trueblood, as well as Rockin Lunatic and Danny Givens.
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Well this is quickly moving around in the backstage area!
Chuck Thompson: You gotta consider the fact that these six guys are trying to climb their way to a title match!
Raven begins nailing Paul with punches and kicks in whatever order he could. Paul pushes him off into the wall at one point and begins beating on him in return. Raven runs forward sending Paul back first into the wall! Paul groans in pain and Raven pushes him to the ground. Raven kicks Paul constantly and Paul tries to roll away. Raven then drops with a elbow onto Paul's back! Raven fell back for a moment and kicks Paul square on the tip of his forehead! Paul groans in pain and rolls around grabbing his face.
Chuck Thompson: Raven is all over Paul Kirk!
We cut to Mike and Scott to see Mike throwing Scott through the bathroom door. Mike comes in behind Scott and grabs him by the hair before throwing him face first into the brick wall. Scott groans and Mike kicks him square in the groan. Mike pulls his hair and throws him into one of the stalls! The door wavers back and forth and Mike kicks it right back into Scott’s face! Mike spits on the unconscious Scott but the ref is nowhere in sight. Mike turns and we cut to a different scene.
Steve White: Scott should of been eliminated just now..
Danny Givens can be seen with a chair in hand hitting the already bloody Rockin Lunatic on the top of his head with it. Rockin Lunatic stumbles further down the hall and Danny hooks his hands in Lunatic's hair before throwing him head first into the wall. Danny then clotheslines Lunatic down to the floor. He then jumps up and drops a knee on Lunatic's face. Danny laughs lightly and then over comes Mike who has a trash can lid in hand. Three shots back to back onto the top of Danny's forehead send him stumbling further down the hall.
Chuck Thompson: Well we have several fights breaking into different fights.
Paul Kirk is crawling down the hall and we see Raven pulling him up by his tights. Paul turns and he elbows Raven, square in the jaw. Paul then does a back flip kicking Raven on the top of his head! Paul rolls forward and he turns before catching Raven with a DDT on the hard floor!
Steve White: Oh shit! Paul has turned it around on Raven!
Scott Wilson comes crawling out of the bathroom and he gets kicked upside the head by a bloody Rocking Lunatic. Lunatic lifts Scott up and he pulls Scott in before hitting him with a brain buster! He hooks the legs and the ref comes over!
1!
2!
NO!
Chuck Thompson: What??
Paul Kirk throws Raven into the wall and begins dragging him further down. He throws Raven into the door for the owner’s office. He walks in and we see JT stand up with his face filled with rage. Raven counters Paul and hits him with a huge right path! He drops down and covers Kirk!
1!
2!
3..
NO!
Steve White: And yet again we see some resiliency!
JT comes from behind Raven with a fire extinguisher pulling him into a full shot of it! Paul Kirk stumbles to his feet and kicks Raven, square in the nuts! He then connects with the Ace of Spades! Paul Kirk rolls Raven over before hooking his legs.
1!
2!
3!
Chuck Thompson: And Raven Trueblood is our first elimination!
Paul Kirk quickly crawls out of JT's office as JT continues to stomp on Raven. We cut to see Mike fighting Rockin down the hall. Danny has Scott Wilson by the hair and is pulling him on down before throwing him into the lines of chairs set up for backstage wrestlers to sit and wait for their turns to come down.
Steve White: AH SHIT THAT HURT!
Paul comes from out of nowhere with a loyalty check on Danny Givens! Paul stumbles and he begins to follow the fighting Mike and Rockin. He watches as Mike throws Rockin through the door to the staff meeting office. Paul comes from behind Mike and throws him through the glass into the office!
Chuck Thompson: OH MY GOD!!!
Rockin stumbles to his feet and we can see him motioning for the end of Mike Flynn. Mike struggles to his feet putting his hands on his face as he screams in pain. Rockin kicks him square in the nuts and hits him with a painful Lunatic Twist!
Steve White: THAT IS IT! THAT IS IT!
Rockin is covering Mike as Paul is hit with a bat by Scot Wilson. Danny Givens begins pouring thumbtacks where the door was for Rockin to come out.
The ref jumps through the now broken window and he drops down for the count!
1!
2!
3!
Steve White: And Mike Flynn is the second elimination!
We see Paul catch Danny with a loyalty check and sends him onto his back on the tacs! Rockin Lunatic crawls to cover him but he gets kicked across the temple by Scott Wilson! Scott lifts him up and he throws him further down the hall. Rockin turns and he gets clothes lined.
Chuck Thompson: This is pure out crazy!
Rocking hits Scott with a lunatic twist! He stands up but he gets caught by Paul Kirk! Danny is struggling to his feet as well. He catches Scott with a DDT! Paul Kirk has locked in his Cleansing submission hold!
Steve White: Can Rockin hold on???
Rocking begins screaming that he quits as loud as he can and Paul keeps the hold locked in until the ref pulls his arms from around Rocking's shoulders. Paul spits on him and then turns around to stare at Scott and Danny.
Chuck Thompson: Paul just eliminated Lunatic!
Danny begins nailing Scott with constant shots to his head and Paul comes from out of nowhere with his loyalty check! Danny stumbles and gets nailed with a following Turning Point from Scott Wilson! Scott rolls Danny onto his back and hooks his legs!
1!
2!
3!
Steve White: Danny Givens just got eliminated!!
Paul Kirk hits Scott across the back of the head with a chair and pulls him into a following Ace of Spades! Paul Kirk rolls back as he grabs his arm in a little bit of pain. Then we see a few of the former fighters coming into view.
Chuck Thompson: Paul Kirk.. Has this won!
Paul counters Raven Trueblood as he runs in and he nails him with a hay maker! Raven gets back up and he gets nailed with a loyalty check! Paul turns right into a bloody Lunatic and counters the Lunatic twist straight into the Ace of Spades!
Steve White: Holy shit! Paul is fighting off all of the other wrestlers!
Paul then stands up to counter Mike Flynn and begins nailing him with continuous punches to the head! Mike stumbles backward and Paul hits him with a hammer fist to the back! Paul then throws Mike over the broken window and spits at him. He turns into a low blow from Scott Wilson!
Chuck Thompson: NO! This is a screw job!
Scott lifts Paul up for the Turning Point! Paul counters by kicking Scott square in the face! Paul stumbles up and Scott runs at him into another loyalty check! Paul turns straight into a Picture Perfect Finale from a pissed off Danny Givens! Paul Kirk rolls around in pain but then he stops moving completely. Danny pulls Scott onto Paul Kirk and spits on them both. He walks away and the ref comes forward!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs can be heard from the backstage area announcing the winner.
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Scott Wilson!
The ref rings the bell from the backstage area and the ref lifts the unconscious Scott Wilson's hand. We fade into another hype video for the next match.
The scene opens up and right away the fight begins with Rissi taking a punch to Thor, who fires back one of his own.
DING DING DING!
The two men, having started actually on the sidewalk, move to the street, where the potential of cars getting involved gets increasingly high. Thor hits Rissi with a spinning back fist, causing Rissi to back up a bit before being hit by Thor’s standing Frankensteiner. With Rissi down, Thor walks over to a nearby trash can and dumps out all of its contents before going to Rissi. He raises the trash can up, but is knocked backwards by a kick to the stomach from Rissi.
Chuck Thompson: Hey, Steve, why on earth are we out here calling the match when it’s safer to call it back in the arena?
Steve White: Probably because they want us closer to the action? Besides, we aren’t friggen pansies, Chuck. We’re EHWF Commentators! We can handle this stuff!
As Steve speaks, however, Rissi hits Thor over the head with the trash can, then spears Thor while the trash can is still between his hands, sending both men to the announcers, knocking all four men to the ground. With both White and Thompson down, Thor and Rissi slowly get up and start to punch away at each other again. Rissi kicks Thor in the stomach and backs up before hitting a running STO, sending Thor to the ground. As he goes to make sure Thor is out, Thor catches him with a poke to the eye, backing Rissi off as Thor slowly stands.
Chuck Thompson: Mommy, where am I?
Steve White: Shut up, Chuck.
With Steve and Chuck struggling to regain full consciousness, Thor grabs Rissi and tosses him into the nearest car, with Rissi slamming hard into the driver side front door. Thor then runs over and slams into Rissi with a running high knee. The attack drops Rissi into a sitting position next to the car before Thor drags him to his feet. Thor then drags Rissi onto the car and up to the roof of the car. He picks Rissi up in an attempt for emerald fusion, but is stopped as Rissi squirms out and hits Thor with a reverse DDT. Rissi then picks Thor up and sets him up for a power bomb, denting the roof of the car pretty badly as Thor winces in pain. Rissi looks to the ref who then checks with Thor, but Thor waves the ref off, fully planning to continue to fight. Rissi then goes to pick Thor back up, but Thor shoves Rissi off the car, causing Rissi to land face down on the concrete, busting his forehead open.
Chuck Thompson: If I’m right, then Rissi just got cut open.
Steve White: Shut up, Chuck.
Steve and Chuck manage to get at least to their feet, just in time to see Rissi again connect with a DDT as a counter to Thor’s Emerald Fusion. Rissi then wanders over to Thor’s legs. Grabbing one, he quickly locks in The Calm, his variant of the Figure Four Leg Lock, causing Thor to start up in pain. Rissi continues to try to get Thor to quit, but is unable to as Thor punches Rissi in the face, causing Rissi to be the one to back off. With Rissi relinquishing the hold, Thor manages to stand, though on weakened legs and we can also see that he too, is busted open. Thor grabs onto his back as he looks down at Rissi, a glare in his eyes. He picks Rissi up and this time connects with Emerald Fusion, putting Rissi down on the hood of the car. Rissi starts up in pain with Thor laughing before picking Rissi up. Before Thor can do anything, though, Rissi kicks Thor back.
Steve White: I think we’ll be fine now, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: You sure, Steve?
Steve White: Yeah, Chuck.
Both Steve and Chuck have their backs to the action, oblivious to Rissi tossing Thor right at the two of them. All three men go down with Rissi walking over to Thor. He looks back at the car and then back at Thor before dragging Thor towards the car. He picks Thor up and connects with a Spinebuster before climbing onto the car and completing the Shut It Down. Thor grimaces and tenses up from the pain with Rissi slowly getting to his feet. He looks again to the ref, only for the ref to again by waved off by Thor.
Michael Rissi: Just quit already!
Rissi moves to pick Thor up, setting Thor up for the WMD, only to be countered with a bite to the forehead by Thor. Thor then moves to hit Parasite Eve, only to be countered by a reverse DDT from Rissi. Both men are slow to get up, but both also wave off the ref as he checks on them. Slowly getting to their feet, Rissi and Thor trade punches before Rissi begins to get the upper hand. He then hits a chest chop, followed by a clothesline, before picking Thor up and hitting the Shut It Down again. Feeling the momentum, Rissi again picks Thor up, connecting with the WMD. The ref, having just quickly checked on Steve and Chuck, rushes over to check on Thor before getting pushed away and Rissi went for the pin. 1...2...3! The ref then calls for the bell and raises Rissi’s hand, declaring him the winner.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, and NEW EHWF Hardcore Champion, Michael Rissi!
The sound of Michael Rissi's theme song can be heard playing inside of the arena as the referee helps Rissi up to his feet and raises his hand in victory. Rissi is also holding the Hardcore Championship in his other hand, raising that up in the air as well. Rissi falls down onto his knees and puts his head against the Hardcore title as the scene fades out to another hype video for the upcoming match.
The scene comes back with a video showing on the titan tron on top of the entrance ramp.
Click, buffering, play. A video tape is played on the titantron for the audience and anyone else watching to watch. A man is shown in front of the camera with an evil grin on his face. He is wearing some ragged up jeans and a black t-shirt. In the background, there seems to be a pool party going on in this man’s backyard. His smile slowly fades away as he gets ready to speak.
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Hello, EHWF universe, you’re all probably enjoying whatever this place has to offer right now. Well, I’ve been given this time to keep this show entertaining, but more importantly to tell you who I am.
The man clears his throat and snatches a drink from out of the camera’s view. He takes a sip of the drink before putting it down and clearing his throat once more.
Matt Dave ~God’s Excellence in Pro Wrestling~
Hello, my name is Matt Dave. You probably recognize my last name from the pathetic excuse of a wrestler, Jordan Dave, or the highly successful God’s Gift to Pro Wrestling, Jason Dave. That’s right, I’m their brother and I am the middle brother of the three. The only difference between Jordan, Jason, and I, is that I am the most cunning and dangerous of the three. I’ve watched this place for a long time and I have had my sights set on this place for a while, now I am an official superstar of the EHWF roster.
The crowd remains silent as they continue to listen to Matt as he takes a quick pause.
Matt Dave ~God’s Excellence in Pro Wrestling~
Now, I have looked at many of the most successful wrestlers in all these businesses, and I have learned the right path on which I must take to lead myself into a championship victory. I don’t need your support you whining little maggots, who are listening to this now, I already, know that it will slowly crumble and bring me back to square one. You people would just hold me back. I’m taking the higher route here and setting you all straight right now that I don’t need you people to help me gain a championship victory.
The crowd reacts in a manner that Matt’s older would soak in and enjoy all of the hate. Matt pauses for a moment allowing the crowd to react even though he cannot hear them.
Matt Dave ~God’s Excellence in Pro Wrestling~
When I make my debut into EHWF, it will be historical. The last of the Dave trio sons making his debut into one of the top ten wrestling companies in the world, now that is some news that will spark the interest of some of the top wrestling agencies. This is just a small stepping stone into my ticket of greatness. Once my debut has been made, the staff will be begging me to accept a title match the following week. Anyone who crosses my path will be messing with an undying flame and will be feeling the after burn. Now, if you will all excuse me, I have a party to host.
Matt takes a step back and looks back to everyone having a good time behind him. He walks closer to the camera and shuts off the camera leaving only blackness on the titantron.
We come into the bar to see the ref sitting at the bar as DGS and Rocky J are talking shit back and forth. The ref motions for the two to begin.
DING DING DING!
Instantly, Rocky J runs at DGS and clotheslines him to the floor. Rocky J pulls a beer bottle from a table and hits DGS square across the forehead with the bottle!
Steve White: HOLY SHIT! You’re kidding me!
Chuck Thompson: That..that..can't be it!
Rocky lifts a now bleeding DGS up and hits square across the top of the head. He continues to hit DGS on the head and he continues to squirm but at the moment he can't do a damn thing. Rocky then pulls DGS onto his feet and throws him over the bar into all the bottles behind it! The beer goes everywhere and Rocky J is laughing as DGS comes crawling out from behind it.
Steve White: Jesus.. Rocky J is all over DGS!
Rocky J kicks DGS, square in the face and DGS raises his hands trying to defend himself. Rocky J keeps stomping him and the ref pulls him off screaming at him. Rocky J shrugs and he kicks DGS in the face again! Rocky disappears into the next room and comes back carrying a pogo stick!
Chuck Thompson: OH HELL NO!
Rocky J lifts it up and DGS kicks him square in the ding dongs! Rocky J screams in pain and DGS grabs him by the hair and pulls him square into a huge lifting side slam! Rocky J groans in pain and DGS keeps hitting him on top of his head! Rocky J lifts his foot and kicks DGS in the mouth! DGS stumbles back and Rocky J rolls backward onto his feet. DGS picks up the pogo stick and Rocky J lifts his hands instantly backing up.
Steve White: Jesus this isn't right man!
Danny hits Rocky J in the ribs and then across the head! Rocky J drops onto his knees and gets hit square in the face! He drops down and DGS keeps nailing him across the back with the stick! Rocky J rolls away as much as he can and he stands up to trip David into the bar! David rolls around in pain and Rocky hooks his legs!
1!
2!
NO!
Steve White: A little close there Rocky J almost had him!
Rocky J keeps hitting David across the top of his head and David kicks him square on the nose! David stands up and he pulls Rocky J into a spike DDT! Rocky J stumbles up and falls onto his back! David motions for a spear and Rocky J is grabbing one of the eight balls! DGS runs forward and Rocky J throws it hitting him square in the forehead! DGS collapses onto his back and Rocky J slowly pulls himself back to the table. He begins to climb it and David is nowhere near moving! He picks up the pogo stick and lifts it above his head!
Chuck Thompson: We need some fucking medics down there! That shit can kill someone man! Someone’s gotta stop this fight right now before one of them gets rolled out there in a flipping body bag for Christ sake!
Rocky J dives off as David stands up only to catch a low blow! Rocky J stumbles and his eyes tear up. David picks up the stick and hits Rocky across the chest! AGAIN! Rocky J lifts his hands and begins backing up but gets nailed one time across the nose instead! Rocky J collapses onto his knees and David lifts him up before hitting him with a brain buster into a following cover!
1!
2!
3..
NO!
Steve White: Rocky J almost got put down just now for the lord’s sake.
Rocky J rolls onto his stomach and David scratches top of his head in thought. He shrugs and struggles up onto his feet. He picks Rocky up by his god damn long hair and he spits in his face! Rocky J spits beer right back into David's face! David stumbles and Rocky hits him with a Dear Diary super kick square to the jaw!
Chuck Thompson: That has got to be it! Jesus that just has to be it!
DGS struggles onto his knees and Rocky J hooks his hair in frustration as he pulls DGS into position. He lifts him up and sends him spiralling through the pogo table with a breaking the law power bomb!
Steve White: If that isn't it.. I don't know what is.
Rocky J drops down for the cover and he hooks both legs of his seemingly unconscious opponent!
1!
2!
3..
NO!!
Chuck Thompson: WHAT!?
Rocky J spits in the face of David again and grabs him by the hair as he pulls him through the door of the bar. We see their cars outside and Rocky J sends Danny with a Irish whip into one of them. Rocky then lifts him up and drops him onto it before giving him a haymaker that sends him flat onto his back!
Steve White: Is it gonna end outside of the bar?
David is lifted by Rocky again and this time he counters it! He hits a DDT on the road as a counter to his opponent! Rocky rolls in pain and DGS motions for the end. Rocky struggles to his feet and is lifted up for a Luster Purge but it is countered into a try for Rocky J's dear diary! DGS ducks and hits a low blow on Rocky J! Rocky rolls away in pain and his back presses against the car. David is on his feet and motioning for his finishing manoeuvre!
Chuck Thompson: MOVE YOU DRUNK SON OF A BITCH! MOVE ROCKY J!
Rocky J stands up but he doesn't counter it this time! DGS spears him straight into the car! Rocky screams in pain as David collapses onto his stomach. Rocky stumbles and collapses on his stomach as well. DGS begins stirring and then as he holds his neck turns Rocky J over and hooks his legs.
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, the EHWF Mayhem World Champion, David GS!
The ref raises the hand of David, who is also raising up the Mayhem World Championship into the air, as we fade off to a recap of the matches so far and a preview of the main event.
The scene flips over to the ring, where the canvas is covered in hardcore weaponry. In each corner there is a piece of plywood that has One-Thousand nails driven threw it, barbed-wire wrapped around it, and it has an explosive charge hooked up to it. The nylon rope coverings have been removed, leaving the bare cable exposed. And over Twelve-Hundred feet of barbed-wire has been wrapped around the cable and ring post. Hanging on the outside of the post is trash cans full of weapons, anything from a broom handle to a crutch. From a Singapore cane to a baseball bat, and odd weapons like a stop sign and a fence post. The canvas is littered with chairs, tables, and two ladders. Lying in the corners alternating florescent light bulb beds, and thumbtack beds. On the floor around the squared circle are electric barbed-wire beds, covered by a thin layer of glass.
Steve White: Just look at that ring! Everything from weapons to barbed-wire, from light bulbs to explosives. That’s just insane, glad I’m not in this match! Good luck to the three men in this match, you’re going to need it.
Chuck Thompson: Luck’s for losers! I wish they’d hurry up and get out here, so we can watch them kill each other.
The scene goes back down to the ring, where Patricia Downs is waiting with mic in hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for our Main Event. This match is scheduled to be an Asylum Match, The rules are to pin or tap your opponent by using Xtreme weapons.
The crowd erupts and goes wild. People are going ballistic, as the camera pans over the now the 87,000 jam packed fans. Signs, fume fingers, and t-shirts are everywhere. Shout of “The Crow rules” and “The Icon is going to Choke Slam you” rings out, as Patricia Downs prepares to announce the participants of this match.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring, from Charlotte, North Carolina. Weighing in at Two-Hundred Ninety-Eight pounds, he is The Icon …Drake Coleman!
The music "Hall Of Illusions" plays as the lights flicker black and white. Coleman walks out raising his hand in a taunt as he walks down. The fans at the front grabbing at Coleman getting a birdy as he walks by. He climbs up the steps and lifts his hand in taunt the ramp exploding in pyro as he enters the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, weighing in at Two-Hundred Forty-Five pounds. From The Asylum …”The Crow” Scotty Paine!
Steve White: Well, the men are in the ring and we’re under way.
DING DING DING!
Scotty grabs the house mic.
Scotty Paine: Just in case your smartass has any plans, I brought back up.
“Critical Acclaim” by Avenged Sevenfold plays over the PA system but nothing happens, no one comes out. Drake laughs at the psycho, and shakes his head as the music quickly dies off.
Steve White: Looks like another friend has let Scotty down. Not what he needs in this match.
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! Scotty attacks Coleman with a cookie sheet, hitting him over and over.
Steve White: Coleman crumbles to the mat, and Scotty levels him with a shot from behind.
Scotty finds a chair, and blast Coleman with it. Scotty leg drops Coleman. Scotty lands blow after blow to Coleman’s back. He lays the chair over Coleman’s head, and stomps on it.
Steve White: Wow, nasty move there. Coleman could be out cold.
Chuck Thompson: Good, I hate that guy.
Steve White: Yeah, but he can wrestler that’s for sure.
Scotty pulls Coleman to his feet, and whips him to the far side. On the return, he jumps over Scotty, and hit the opposite side. As he returns again, Coleman clobbers him with a Singapore cane as he comes back. Scotty’s down and Coleman clocks him in the back of the head. He grabs Scotty, and tries to shove his face into one of the thumbtack beds.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, turn that boy into a pin cushion!
Steve White: Drake Coleman’s trying to push Scotty into the thumbtacks.
Scotty manages to get free, and kicks Coleman into the barbed-wire wrapped ropes. He screams in pain, and falls forward. Scotty sets up a table, and then grabs Coleman. He lays in heavy punches, and tosses Coleman onto the table. Scotty picks up the Singapore cane, and blast Coleman over the stomach several times.
Steve White: Scotty climbs out to the apron, is up the turnbuckles, and …flies!
Chuck Thompson: Threw the table! Yes, he crushed Coleman threw that table.
Steve White: Drake Coleman got crushed by Scotty Paine!
Scotty has a chair, and smashes it over Coleman’s back. He lays it on top of Coleman, and then goes after a weapon. He returns with a golf club. Scotty clubs the chair three times, and then folds the broken table over the chair and Coleman. He hits the ropes, poking the barbed-wire into his own back and then does a standing Swan-ton Bomb onto the table.
Steve White: Good Lords above, Scotty is crazy! Did you see that, Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: Yes, I saw it. Big deal, it’s still early in the match.
Coleman staggers to his feet, and finds a broom handle. He breaks it over Scotty’s neck, and then whips Scotty into the corner.
KA-BOOM
The explosive charge goes off, and Scotty falls into the florescent light bulb bed. Several of them break under his weight, cutting his arms and hands. Coleman runs over, picks up a chunk of broken glass and rips away at Scotty’s forehead.
Chuck Thompson: Yes, get him Coleman. Cut that whacko’s face off.
Steve White: You’re sick. Well fans, we knew this was going to get bloody fast and it has. Drake Coleman is cutting Scotty with a piece of broken light bulb.
Coleman comes off the far side, and splashes Scotty into the florescent bulb bed. Scotty’s face is on the bottom of that pile, and Coleman’s hand get cut. Coleman quickly get to his feet, and rains down shots to Scotty with a small length of pipe. He drags over one of the thumbtack beds, and then scoops up Scotty.
Steve White: Oh no …Damn, Drake Coleman just body slammed Scotty Paine into that bed of tacks!
Chuck Thompson: Here’s the cover…
ONE-TWO-KICK OUT!
Scotty rolls over, holding his back. Thumbtacks are stuck to his back, shoulders, and head. He screams in pain, as blood droplets stream down his back. Coleman takes him by the back of the head, pulls him up, and whips him into the ropes. Scotty doesn’t bounce off, yet sticks to the sharp barbed-wire instead.
Chuck Thompson: Brilliant move by Coleman. Scotty is stuck on the ropes, and is bleeding like a stuffed pig.
Steve White: Man, his back is covered in blood! Scotty peals himself off the barbed-wire, just as Coleman catches him with another shot from that pipe to the skull.
Coleman comes in again, but Scotty ducks under and back body drops him over the top rope. Glass shatters, electrodes spark, and barbed-wire tares flesh.
CRASH-BANG-ZAP-ZAP
Steve White: Oh My Gods! Drake Coleman just landed on one of those electric beds!
Chuck Thompson: This is great; he’s covered in glass shards and barbed-wire!
Scotty staggers back to his feet, and his face is a crimson mask of his own blood. He swings a barbed-wire wrapped ball-bat wildly. He misses once, twice, and on the third attempt. Coleman avoids the blow, and kicks Scotty in the gut then delivers a knee lift. Scotty is rocked back, but refuses to go down. As Coleman comes in, Scotty takes the bat and rakes it down his face.
Chuck Thompson: Wow, vicious move by the psycho.
Steve White: Coleman’s bleeding profusely from the forehead now.
Chuck Thompson: Not to mention his back, and everywhere else for that matter!
Scotty grabs Coleman by the back of the head, and grinds in the barbed-wire into his forehead. Coleman clubs Scotty in the gut, forcing him to drop the bat. He backs up, and charges in head first. Scotty counters.
Steve White: Power Slam onto the Tacks, Power Slam onto the Tacks!
The fans ring out “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
Steve White: Scotty Covers…
ONE-TWO-KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Damn, I hate this guy!
Steve White: You said that already, Chuck. Here comes Coleman, and he’s covered in blood as well. This is seriously barbaric!
Chuck Thompson: I love it!
Steve White: You would, you sick bastard!
Coleman picks Scotty up, and then clotheslines him to the mat. Coleman sets three florescent tubes on Scotty’s chest, and smashes them with a massive chair shot. He plays to the crowd, and then pulls one of the thumbtack beds over. Coleman dumps the bed over on top of Scotty. He sets up a chair, backs up, and runs in. Jumping off the chair, he lands on the bed with all his weight.
Steve White: Scotty’s dead!
Chuck Thompson: Good, stupid and twisted man.
Steve White: Shut up, Chuck. Can’t you say anything nice?
Coleman meets Scotty in the middle of the ring, nails him with a stop sign a few times, and whips him to the far corner.
KA-BOOM, another charge goes off!
Scotty again falls, into a thumbtack bed hands first. He quickly crawls forward, picking up tacks as he goes. He stands up, picking thumbtacks out of his fingers and palm.
Chuck Thompson: This gets better by the second.
Steve White: That’s got to hurt.
Coleman in with a knee lift, and he fallows it up with another chair shot to Scotty’s skull! He falls down to his knees. Coleman plays to the crowd once again, as he looks for another weapon. Meanwhile, Scotty has wrapped the other chair in barbed-wire. He rushes in, and surfboard drop kicks it into Coleman’s face as he bends down to pick up a Singapore can. The blow sends him to the outside, and crashing threw one of the electronic beds.
CRASH-BANG-ZAP-ZAP
Steve White: There goes another one of those electric beds, and this time it’s Drake Coleman setting it off!
Chuck Thompson: This is handsomely gruesome, Steve.
Steve White: It’s what?
Chuck Thompson: Handsomely gruesome.
Steve White: Anyways, Scotty is whaling away on Coleman now and then Van Damninates the chair into the big man’s chest.
Scotty carefully slides under the bottom rope, and shoves one of the electric beds into the ring. He makes his way back into the ring, and set up the second table. He drags the bed on top of the table, and cracks Coleman with the Singapore cane again and again.
Steve White: Looks like Scotty is setting something up here…
Scotty grabs sets up, and climbs a ladder.
Steve White: You’ve got to be kidding me?
Chuck Thompson: This son of a bit*h, truly is crazy!
Scotty climbs to the top of the ladder, and dives off, crashing through Coleman, the eclectic bed, and the table. The fans erupt in a mixture of “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” And “THAT‘S XTREME! THAT‘S XTREME!”
Steve White: Referee’s in for the count…
ONE-TWO-KICK OUT!
Steve White: What carnage!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are down; first one to their feet might win this war. Weapons, broken objects, and blood are everywhere!
An evil laughter starts, as the lights go out. A purple smog flows down the ramp.
Steve White: What’s going on?
Chuck Thompson: You’ll just have to find out like everyone else.
Suddenly, a figure in all black rips through the apron. He comes up through the ring, and grabs a prone Scotty Paine. He lifts him up off the mat by one hand, and lays punches with a barbwire wrapped glove. He then stuffs Scotty’s head under his legs, lifts him up in a power bomb position, and then delivers a wicked X-Factor onto glass, barbwire, and a steel chair! He then grabs Coleman by the wrist, and drag him over the top of Scotty. A stunned referee makes the count.
ONE-TWO-THREE!
DING DING DING!
The masked man is black, reveals himself by taking off his hockey-like mask.
Steve White: It’s Genocide!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, via pinfall …Drake Coleman!
Chuck Thompson: What the hell?!
Steve White: Oh my God! What just happened?!
Drake Coleman uses the ring ropes to get back to his feet, wondering, just like every other person in attendance or watching at home, what in the hell is going on. After a few moments of showing Genocide, Scotty, and Drake, the scene fades out to the EHWF logo as the Pay Per View comes to a very interesting end.
The camera then pans around the entire arena, showing all of the EHWF fans in the sold out TD Bankworth Garden live in Boston, Massachusetts! After about a minute of panning around the arena and showing all the fans on their feet, the camera pans down to ringside where the EHWF commentating team is ready to call a night full of action.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EHWF Last Rites! And this Pay Per View will certainly be one for the record books!
Chuck Thompson: Hell ya! This is going to be an amazing Pay Per View! And it is only the second one since our return! Just imagine what our Pay Per View's will be like in the future!
Steve White: You're right about that! But right now it is all about tonight. Tonight, we will witness some amazing matches. One of the themes of Last Rites is every single match on the card tonight must have a stipulation. We have a giant backstage brawl to decide the number one contender for the Mayhem World Championship, we have a bar room brawl with the current Mayhem World Champion involved in it, and we have a main event sure to rock this roof! An Asylum Match! Scotty Paine, the creator of this amazing hardcore structure will fight Drake Coleman to end a rivalry that has taken EHWF by storm!
Chuck Thompson: Damn right! This rivalry has been going on for a little over a month, but it certainly stretches further back than that. But don't forget about the other matches we have tonight! The MMA rules match to start off the night, and also, my personal favorite match on the card, the strip match! Oh my God! I can not wait to see some naked divas! I love them all!
Steve White: Calm down, Chuck! But you are right. Every single match is going to be memorable and that is a promise! Right now, let's go up to the ring where the lovely ring announcer of EHWF, Patricia Downs, is standing, ready to call a night full of great action!
Patricia Downs: This match is our MMA Match. Introducing first, weighing in at Two Hundred Forty-Five pounds. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania …Quinton Hughes!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, weighing in at Two Hundred Thirty-Five pounds. From Austin, Texas …”The Outlaw” Jesse James Jackson!
”Outlaw” by Motorhead plays, As 3J jogs out onto the ramp way. He does a few mock punches, and then a front snap kick. Jesse then jogs down the ramp, ignoring the fans. He runs up the steps, and then climbs into the ring. He jogs around the ring, throwing out a few more punches.
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Quinton Hughes vs. Jesse James Jackson
3J and Quinton are both standing in the ring facing each other while the starting bell rings …both of them come out of their corners, and 3J connects with a brutal right haymaker right off the bat. Quinton looks to be almost be out of it from that shot, but 3J is surprised when Quinton retaliates with a shot of his own! Again, 3J fires a shot, but Quinton retaliates. As 3J is going for a third, Quinton manages to duck underneath it and circles behind him before taking him down to the canvas with a Russian Leg Sweep. Both men are quickly getting up to their feet, 3J just a minor step ahead of Quinton, and he hits another vicious right onto his skull!
Chuck Thompson: Quinton starting strong, but that right hook from 3J looks to have done some damage!
Steve White: He could be out on his feet already. 3J should consider boxing.
Quinton falls over near the ropes, and grabs the middle rope to try to pull himself up to his feet. Before he can get his head back together, 3J hurries forward and delivers a hard elbow to his head before sending him off the cage …as Quinton staggers back, 3J lifts his boot into the air to attempt the big boot, but Quinton ducks underneath it! He continues off the cage, and comes back to attempt a clothesline, but 3J ducks underneath that. Quinton bounces off the cage again and 3J meets him to attempt to take him over with a hip toss, but Quinton manages to reverse and attempt a headlock of his own! 3J also reverses, though, and goes for the hip toss again, but Quinton stays on his feet and is now too close to the cage to be able to attempt it again.
Chuck Thompson: These two are going back and fourth!
Steve White: I wonder who’s going to take advantage of this situation.
3J and Quinton stare at each other a moment before 3J tries to take him down with a standing clothesline with his free arm, but Quinton sees it coming and gets free from the hold that he and 3J were stuck in with each other … as 3J turns to face Quinton after the attempted clothesline, Quinton greets him with a jab. A second jab comes in quickly after the first, and a third after the second! Quinton backs up and comes off the cage, but 3J powers him up, and back down onto the canvas!
Steve White: A vicious takedown! That turns the momentum!
Chuck Thompson: I couldn’t have said it better myself!
Steve White: The Ref is calling for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner, via knockout …Jesse James Jackson!
Jesse James Jackson gets up to his feet as "Outlaw" by Motorhead plays over the PA system. He gets his hand raised in victory as the scene fades out to a hype promo video of the upcoming match.
The hype promo for the triple threat diva strip match has ended just as "Supermassive Black Hole" begins to play and the fans instantly begin to cheer as suddenly out from behind the black curtains runs none other then Jo Jo. She slowly raises her right arm up and keeps the other on her hip, smiling towards the fans before she then steps forward beginning to head towards the ring. The brunette sort of runs and slips underneath the bottom ring rope and swings her hair back as she then climbs to one foot at a time before once again striking that pose in the center of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a triple threat diva strip match!
The male fans all throughout the crowd can be heard whistling and cheering as Patricia Downs continues.
Patricia Downs: The object of this match is to strip your opponents down to their bare skin. Everything must come off! And introducing first, coming from Brooklyn, New York, standing at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in tonight at 105 pounds, she is Jo Jo Wheeler!
Once again all of the male fans in the crowd whistle and cheer loudly. The song "Broken Dreams" by Shaman's Harvest then starts to blare over the PA system. Then, the lovely Ariel Paine starts to come out onto the stage, being accompained by her husband, Scotty. They walk past the fans and go inside of the ring. She stands by her husband's side as she awaits on who she will be facing with an evil smile on her face.
Patricia Downs: And introducing her opponent, hailing from The Asylum via White Hills, New Jersey, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in tonight at 135 pounds, she is Ariel Paine!
"Pornstar Dancing" by My Darkest Days hits the PA system as Mandy walks out from behind the titan tron playing with her glasses a bit before walking down more to the ring. When she gets to the ring, she gets up on the side, slowly running her hands against the covered shirt that hid the wrestling attire. She pulled it apart and off of her body, exposing that normal wrestling attire of hers before dropping it on the camera and getting into the ring before pulling that black skirt off her butt with a small wiggle of her butt. Afterwards she turns and smiles before hearing the light booooooo’s.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing at 5 feet and 7 inches tall and weighing in at 130 pounds, she is Amanda Maxwell!
Chuck Thompson: Amanda Maxwell better lose this!
Steve White: Why would you hope for someone to lose a match?
Chuck Thompson: Well, usually because i'm biased and i hate a few of the people in this company, including you, but right now i want her to lose so i can see her naked! I'm going to get my camera ready!
Steve White laughs a bit and shakes his head as the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Jo Jo Wheeler vs. Ariel Paine vs. Amanda Maxwell
The match starts out with all three women standing in their respective corners, looking around at each other. Then Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler begin to close in on Ariel Paine. Ariel Paine, seemingly knowing this was going to happen, ran at Amanda Maxwell and hit her with a jumping forearm. Amanda Maxwell falls backwards and into her corner again. Jo Jo Wheeler then comes up from behind Ariel Paine and tries to hit her in the back of the head, but Ariel ducks and Jo Jo Wheeler pisses and Ariel hits a dropkick on Jo Jo! Jo Jo falls down to the mat and rolls out of the ring and out of harms way. Amanda Maxwell does the same thing. Both women stand outside of the ring for a few moments, talking and gathering what their plan is going to be.
Steve White: Now, we should have expected this would happen.
Chuck Thompson: Ya know, the scary thing is i'm actually rooting for Ariel Paine to win this thing!
Steve White: Why?
Chuck Thompson: Because i don't want to see her naked! Haha!
Steve White shakes his head at Chuck Thompson again as the match continues. Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler seems to have figured out a plan, as one woman goes to the side of the ring at the bottom of the entrance ramp and the other woman goes to the side of the ring in front of the commentating table. The both climb up onto the ring apron at the same time and then slowly get into the ring at the same time. They both then run at Ariel Paine at the same time, but Ariel Paine ducks and they hit each other with a double clotheline! Both women lay on the ground holding their chests. Ariel Paine looks down at both of them and laughs. She then walks over to Jo Jo Wheeler and begins to take off her shoes.
Chuck Thompson: Hell yes!
Steve White: Woah, calm down there, Chuck. It is only shoes.
Chuck Thompson: But it is step one!
Ariel Paine gets Jo Jo Wheeler's shoes off and tosses them out of the ring. The men in the crowd cheer. Ariel Paine then takes off both of Jo Jo Wheeler's knee pads and both of her wrist bands. The crowd cheers even more. Just as Ariel Paine is getting to the shorts, Amanda Maxwell is back to her feet and runs at Ariel Paine and hits her with a bulldog. She then walks over and helps Jo Jo Wheeler to her feet and they both begin to stomp Ariel Paine. The crowd boos. While Jo Jo Wheeler stomps Ariel Paine, Amanda Maxwell takes off the collar that is around Ariel Paines neck and tosses it into the crowd. She then takes off the shoes of Ariel Paine. The crowd is starting to cheer again just when Ariel Paine trips Jo Jo Wheeler and kicks Amanda Maxwell in the stomach a few times. Ariel Paine then rolls out of the ring to regain her composure as her husband, Scotty Paine, comforts her.
Chuck Thompson: Damn it! Well, i guess that is ok. She can stay out there and let the other two women strip each other!
Steve White: I don't think that is going to work for Amanda and Jo Jo though.
Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler yell at the referee and tell him to make Ariel get back into the ring. He goes out of the ring and tells her and Scotty they will be disqualified if they do not obey the rules of the match. Ariel Paine reluctantly slides back into the ring under the bottom rope and is immediately attacked by both Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler. After they get done stomping her and kicking her, they begin to pull off her pants!
Chuck Thompson: I'm going to be happy no matter what. If these women eliminate Ariel Paine from the equation, they will have to fight and strip each other! It is going to be a win win for us all!
They get Ariel Paines pants off to reveal a black thong! The fans begin to cheer and whistle a lot more now. Ariel Paine rolls to the opposite corner and tries to cover herself with her hands, but finds it is no use. She jumps up to her feet and runs at the other two women and hits them both with a double clotheline! She then turns around and kicks Amanda Maxwell in the ribs once then turns the other way and kicks Jo Jo Wheeler in the gut once as well. She gets a sadistic look on her face as she thinks about how badly she wants to hurt her two opponents. She then kneels down to Amanda Maxwell and takes off both of Amanda's wrestling boots. Ariel then tears off Amanda Maxwell's sleeves that she is wearing on her arms. Ariel Paine grins evily as she reaches down and tears off Amanda's short shirt to reveal her bra! The crowd is getting real excited now.
Chuck Thompson: Hell yes! This is what i wanted to happen! A beautiful bra!
Ariel Paine reaches down to pull off Amanda Maxwell's shorts, but Jo Jo Wheeler comes up behind her and hits her in the back of the head, knocking her down to the ring mat. Jo Jo Wheeler picks Ariel Paine up and scoop slams her back down onto the ring mat. She then walks over and helps Amanda Maxwell up and they both run at Ariel Paine, who is now using the ropes to pull herself back to her feet. Ariel Paine then ducks and makes Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler both go over the top rope! Ariel Paine then falls back down onto the ring mat to shake off the cobwebs.
Chuck Thompson: Ariel Paine might just win this!
Ariel Paine then grabs the top rope and as soon as Amanda Maxwell and Jo Jo Wheeler get back to their feet, Ariel launches herself over the top rope and hits them both with a double crossbody! All three women lay on the floor outside of the ring. Ariel is the first woman up, as she grabs Jo Jo Wheeler by the hair and tosses her back into the ring. Ariel Paine then climbs into the ring after her and violently takes off the shorts of Jo Jo Wheeler, to reveal another thong, this one pink! The crowd is going insane as all the men are loving this show! Ariel Paine then reaches up and takes off Jo Jo Wheelers shirt to reveal a pink bra! The crowd begins to go insane!
Chuck Thompson: Oh my God! I fucking love this match! Someone up there loves me, Steve!
Jo Jo Wheeler then tries to scramble back up to her feet, but Ariel Paine kicks her in the ribs twice and Jo Jo falls back down onto the ring mat and rolls around, holding her ribs. Ariel Paine then leans down and undoes her bra and rips it off to reveal the breasts of Jo Jo Wheeler! The crowd is screaming! Jo Jo Wheeler tries her best to cover up her breasts, but Ariel Paine stomps her a few times and Jo Jo has no choice but to uncover and protect herself. Ariel Paine then leans down and grabs the thong of Jo Jo Wheeler and pulls it off as well! Jo Jo wheeler is completely naked! The crowd is going ballistic! Pictures are being snapped and videos are being shot!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, Jo Jo Wheeler has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Good lord my fucking God! I love my life! I love EHWF! Thank you, lord! Thank you! Thank you! She is beautifully shaved too!
Steve White: Now i must say, that is quite impressive.
Chuck Thompson: I love my life! I just seen the best pair of beatiful breasts in my life and the nicest shaved cooch in my life!
Ariel Paine throws down the thong she just pulled off of Jo Jo Wheeler as Jo Jo runs up the entrance ramp and through the curtains to the backstage area, completely embarrased! The crwod doesn't stop cheering and whistling though. Amanda Maxwell comes running into the ring and runs up behind Ariel Paine and throws her violently down to the ring mat by the leather shirt she is wearing. Amanda Maxwell wastes no time undoing the back of it and ripping it off to reveal the breasts of Ariel Paine! The crowd is cheering and bowing down to the divas in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Nice! I wasn't expecting them to be that nice looking, but damn was i wrong! I am personally going to bow down to the management here!
Steve White: Are you still a virgin, Chuck?
Chuck Thompson scoffs at Steve White as Amanda Maxwell continues to stomp Ariel Paine. Amanda Maxwell then picks up Ariel Paine, giving all the fans a great view of her breasts. Amanda irish whips Ariel into the opposite corner and runs at her and goes for a spinning back elbow, but Ariel jumps out of the way and Amanda crashes into the turnbuckle and falls to the ring mat. Ariel Paine runs over to her and pulls off her shorts! Amanda Maxwell is now in her bra and thong and Ariel Paine is in her thong only! The crowd loves this match.Ariel Paine then reaches down to attempt to pull off Amanda's thong, revealing part of her ass, but Amanda kicks her off and gets to her feet. Ariel Paine runs at Amanda, but Amanda dropkicks Ariel down to the ring mat.
Steve White: This is a great match and very interesting to watch!
Amanda Maxwell reaches down and pulls at the thong of Ariel Paine! Ariel Paine fights it and fights it, but the two strings of the thong snap and it comes off to reveal the whole naked body of Ariel Paine! The crowd is booing as they wanted to see Amanda Maxwell naked more!
DING DING DING!
Chuck Thompson: My God! Is that a bush?! Oh my God! She has a fucking bush! Nasty! She has a fucking bush!
Steve White: That isn't a bush! She has a very well shaved design! You are a blind fool if you think...
Chuck Thompson: Oh my God! It's a fucking bush!
Steve White: It isn't a bush! You need to...
Chuck Thompson: It is a bush! It's a fucking bush. I can't...
Steve White: Would you shut the hell up?! It isn't a bush! She has the mohawk shave style! I love it!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, Ariel Paine has been eliminated! Therefore, your winner is Amanda Maxwell!
Amanda's theme song begins to play over the PA system once again and she gets her hand raised in victory. She smiles and then begins to lower the straps of her bra, but decides not to please the fans and pulls them back up. She then gives them all the loser sign and gets out of the ring and makes her way up the entrance ramp to the backstage area. The crowd cheers and claps for the great match they just witnessed. The scene then fades out to a hype video for the next match.
We come into the backstage area to see the six men coming into the middle of what was sanctioned as their starting point. The ref comes by in his cart and he motions for the match to begin. We see the fighters break into pairs: Mike Flynn and Scott Wilson, Paul Kirk and Raven Trueblood, as well as Rockin Lunatic and Danny Givens.
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Danny Givens vs. Scott Wilson vs. Rockin' Lunatic vs. Raven Trueblood vs. Paul Kirk vs. Mike Flynn
Steve White: Well this is quickly moving around in the backstage area!
Chuck Thompson: You gotta consider the fact that these six guys are trying to climb their way to a title match!
Raven begins nailing Paul with punches and kicks in whatever order he could. Paul pushes him off into the wall at one point and begins beating on him in return. Raven runs forward sending Paul back first into the wall! Paul groans in pain and Raven pushes him to the ground. Raven kicks Paul constantly and Paul tries to roll away. Raven then drops with a elbow onto Paul's back! Raven fell back for a moment and kicks Paul square on the tip of his forehead! Paul groans in pain and rolls around grabbing his face.
Chuck Thompson: Raven is all over Paul Kirk!
We cut to Mike and Scott to see Mike throwing Scott through the bathroom door. Mike comes in behind Scott and grabs him by the hair before throwing him face first into the brick wall. Scott groans and Mike kicks him square in the groan. Mike pulls his hair and throws him into one of the stalls! The door wavers back and forth and Mike kicks it right back into Scott’s face! Mike spits on the unconscious Scott but the ref is nowhere in sight. Mike turns and we cut to a different scene.
Steve White: Scott should of been eliminated just now..
Danny Givens can be seen with a chair in hand hitting the already bloody Rockin Lunatic on the top of his head with it. Rockin Lunatic stumbles further down the hall and Danny hooks his hands in Lunatic's hair before throwing him head first into the wall. Danny then clotheslines Lunatic down to the floor. He then jumps up and drops a knee on Lunatic's face. Danny laughs lightly and then over comes Mike who has a trash can lid in hand. Three shots back to back onto the top of Danny's forehead send him stumbling further down the hall.
Chuck Thompson: Well we have several fights breaking into different fights.
Paul Kirk is crawling down the hall and we see Raven pulling him up by his tights. Paul turns and he elbows Raven, square in the jaw. Paul then does a back flip kicking Raven on the top of his head! Paul rolls forward and he turns before catching Raven with a DDT on the hard floor!
Steve White: Oh shit! Paul has turned it around on Raven!
Scott Wilson comes crawling out of the bathroom and he gets kicked upside the head by a bloody Rocking Lunatic. Lunatic lifts Scott up and he pulls Scott in before hitting him with a brain buster! He hooks the legs and the ref comes over!
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Chuck Thompson: What??
Paul Kirk throws Raven into the wall and begins dragging him further down. He throws Raven into the door for the owner’s office. He walks in and we see JT stand up with his face filled with rage. Raven counters Paul and hits him with a huge right path! He drops down and covers Kirk!
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Steve White: And yet again we see some resiliency!
JT comes from behind Raven with a fire extinguisher pulling him into a full shot of it! Paul Kirk stumbles to his feet and kicks Raven, square in the nuts! He then connects with the Ace of Spades! Paul Kirk rolls Raven over before hooking his legs.
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Chuck Thompson: And Raven Trueblood is our first elimination!
Paul Kirk quickly crawls out of JT's office as JT continues to stomp on Raven. We cut to see Mike fighting Rockin down the hall. Danny has Scott Wilson by the hair and is pulling him on down before throwing him into the lines of chairs set up for backstage wrestlers to sit and wait for their turns to come down.
Steve White: AH SHIT THAT HURT!
Paul comes from out of nowhere with a loyalty check on Danny Givens! Paul stumbles and he begins to follow the fighting Mike and Rockin. He watches as Mike throws Rockin through the door to the staff meeting office. Paul comes from behind Mike and throws him through the glass into the office!
Chuck Thompson: OH MY GOD!!!
Rockin stumbles to his feet and we can see him motioning for the end of Mike Flynn. Mike struggles to his feet putting his hands on his face as he screams in pain. Rockin kicks him square in the nuts and hits him with a painful Lunatic Twist!
Steve White: THAT IS IT! THAT IS IT!
Rockin is covering Mike as Paul is hit with a bat by Scot Wilson. Danny Givens begins pouring thumbtacks where the door was for Rockin to come out.
The ref jumps through the now broken window and he drops down for the count!
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Steve White: And Mike Flynn is the second elimination!
We see Paul catch Danny with a loyalty check and sends him onto his back on the tacs! Rockin Lunatic crawls to cover him but he gets kicked across the temple by Scott Wilson! Scott lifts him up and he throws him further down the hall. Rockin turns and he gets clothes lined.
Chuck Thompson: This is pure out crazy!
Rocking hits Scott with a lunatic twist! He stands up but he gets caught by Paul Kirk! Danny is struggling to his feet as well. He catches Scott with a DDT! Paul Kirk has locked in his Cleansing submission hold!
Steve White: Can Rockin hold on???
Rocking begins screaming that he quits as loud as he can and Paul keeps the hold locked in until the ref pulls his arms from around Rocking's shoulders. Paul spits on him and then turns around to stare at Scott and Danny.
Chuck Thompson: Paul just eliminated Lunatic!
Danny begins nailing Scott with constant shots to his head and Paul comes from out of nowhere with his loyalty check! Danny stumbles and gets nailed with a following Turning Point from Scott Wilson! Scott rolls Danny onto his back and hooks his legs!
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Steve White: Danny Givens just got eliminated!!
Paul Kirk hits Scott across the back of the head with a chair and pulls him into a following Ace of Spades! Paul Kirk rolls back as he grabs his arm in a little bit of pain. Then we see a few of the former fighters coming into view.
Chuck Thompson: Paul Kirk.. Has this won!
Paul counters Raven Trueblood as he runs in and he nails him with a hay maker! Raven gets back up and he gets nailed with a loyalty check! Paul turns right into a bloody Lunatic and counters the Lunatic twist straight into the Ace of Spades!
Steve White: Holy shit! Paul is fighting off all of the other wrestlers!
Paul then stands up to counter Mike Flynn and begins nailing him with continuous punches to the head! Mike stumbles backward and Paul hits him with a hammer fist to the back! Paul then throws Mike over the broken window and spits at him. He turns into a low blow from Scott Wilson!
Chuck Thompson: NO! This is a screw job!
Scott lifts Paul up for the Turning Point! Paul counters by kicking Scott square in the face! Paul stumbles up and Scott runs at him into another loyalty check! Paul turns straight into a Picture Perfect Finale from a pissed off Danny Givens! Paul Kirk rolls around in pain but then he stops moving completely. Danny pulls Scott onto Paul Kirk and spits on them both. He walks away and the ref comes forward!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs can be heard from the backstage area announcing the winner.
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Scott Wilson!
The ref rings the bell from the backstage area and the ref lifts the unconscious Scott Wilson's hand. We fade into another hype video for the next match.
The scene opens up and right away the fight begins with Rissi taking a punch to Thor, who fires back one of his own.
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Michael Rissi vs. Sah'ta Thor
The two men, having started actually on the sidewalk, move to the street, where the potential of cars getting involved gets increasingly high. Thor hits Rissi with a spinning back fist, causing Rissi to back up a bit before being hit by Thor’s standing Frankensteiner. With Rissi down, Thor walks over to a nearby trash can and dumps out all of its contents before going to Rissi. He raises the trash can up, but is knocked backwards by a kick to the stomach from Rissi.
Chuck Thompson: Hey, Steve, why on earth are we out here calling the match when it’s safer to call it back in the arena?
Steve White: Probably because they want us closer to the action? Besides, we aren’t friggen pansies, Chuck. We’re EHWF Commentators! We can handle this stuff!
As Steve speaks, however, Rissi hits Thor over the head with the trash can, then spears Thor while the trash can is still between his hands, sending both men to the announcers, knocking all four men to the ground. With both White and Thompson down, Thor and Rissi slowly get up and start to punch away at each other again. Rissi kicks Thor in the stomach and backs up before hitting a running STO, sending Thor to the ground. As he goes to make sure Thor is out, Thor catches him with a poke to the eye, backing Rissi off as Thor slowly stands.
Chuck Thompson: Mommy, where am I?
Steve White: Shut up, Chuck.
With Steve and Chuck struggling to regain full consciousness, Thor grabs Rissi and tosses him into the nearest car, with Rissi slamming hard into the driver side front door. Thor then runs over and slams into Rissi with a running high knee. The attack drops Rissi into a sitting position next to the car before Thor drags him to his feet. Thor then drags Rissi onto the car and up to the roof of the car. He picks Rissi up in an attempt for emerald fusion, but is stopped as Rissi squirms out and hits Thor with a reverse DDT. Rissi then picks Thor up and sets him up for a power bomb, denting the roof of the car pretty badly as Thor winces in pain. Rissi looks to the ref who then checks with Thor, but Thor waves the ref off, fully planning to continue to fight. Rissi then goes to pick Thor back up, but Thor shoves Rissi off the car, causing Rissi to land face down on the concrete, busting his forehead open.
Chuck Thompson: If I’m right, then Rissi just got cut open.
Steve White: Shut up, Chuck.
Steve and Chuck manage to get at least to their feet, just in time to see Rissi again connect with a DDT as a counter to Thor’s Emerald Fusion. Rissi then wanders over to Thor’s legs. Grabbing one, he quickly locks in The Calm, his variant of the Figure Four Leg Lock, causing Thor to start up in pain. Rissi continues to try to get Thor to quit, but is unable to as Thor punches Rissi in the face, causing Rissi to be the one to back off. With Rissi relinquishing the hold, Thor manages to stand, though on weakened legs and we can also see that he too, is busted open. Thor grabs onto his back as he looks down at Rissi, a glare in his eyes. He picks Rissi up and this time connects with Emerald Fusion, putting Rissi down on the hood of the car. Rissi starts up in pain with Thor laughing before picking Rissi up. Before Thor can do anything, though, Rissi kicks Thor back.
Steve White: I think we’ll be fine now, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: You sure, Steve?
Steve White: Yeah, Chuck.
Both Steve and Chuck have their backs to the action, oblivious to Rissi tossing Thor right at the two of them. All three men go down with Rissi walking over to Thor. He looks back at the car and then back at Thor before dragging Thor towards the car. He picks Thor up and connects with a Spinebuster before climbing onto the car and completing the Shut It Down. Thor grimaces and tenses up from the pain with Rissi slowly getting to his feet. He looks again to the ref, only for the ref to again by waved off by Thor.
Michael Rissi: Just quit already!
Rissi moves to pick Thor up, setting Thor up for the WMD, only to be countered with a bite to the forehead by Thor. Thor then moves to hit Parasite Eve, only to be countered by a reverse DDT from Rissi. Both men are slow to get up, but both also wave off the ref as he checks on them. Slowly getting to their feet, Rissi and Thor trade punches before Rissi begins to get the upper hand. He then hits a chest chop, followed by a clothesline, before picking Thor up and hitting the Shut It Down again. Feeling the momentum, Rissi again picks Thor up, connecting with the WMD. The ref, having just quickly checked on Steve and Chuck, rushes over to check on Thor before getting pushed away and Rissi went for the pin. 1...2...3! The ref then calls for the bell and raises Rissi’s hand, declaring him the winner.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, and NEW EHWF Hardcore Champion, Michael Rissi!
The sound of Michael Rissi's theme song can be heard playing inside of the arena as the referee helps Rissi up to his feet and raises his hand in victory. Rissi is also holding the Hardcore Championship in his other hand, raising that up in the air as well. Rissi falls down onto his knees and puts his head against the Hardcore title as the scene fades out to another hype video for the upcoming match.
The scene comes back with a video showing on the titan tron on top of the entrance ramp.
Click, buffering, play. A video tape is played on the titantron for the audience and anyone else watching to watch. A man is shown in front of the camera with an evil grin on his face. He is wearing some ragged up jeans and a black t-shirt. In the background, there seems to be a pool party going on in this man’s backyard. His smile slowly fades away as he gets ready to speak.
~~Hello, EHWF universe, you’re all probably enjoying whatever this place has to offer right now. Well, I’ve been given this time to keep this show entertaining, but more importantly to tell you who I am.
The man clears his throat and snatches a drink from out of the camera’s view. He takes a sip of the drink before putting it down and clearing his throat once more.
Matt Dave ~God’s Excellence in Pro Wrestling~
Hello, my name is Matt Dave. You probably recognize my last name from the pathetic excuse of a wrestler, Jordan Dave, or the highly successful God’s Gift to Pro Wrestling, Jason Dave. That’s right, I’m their brother and I am the middle brother of the three. The only difference between Jordan, Jason, and I, is that I am the most cunning and dangerous of the three. I’ve watched this place for a long time and I have had my sights set on this place for a while, now I am an official superstar of the EHWF roster.
The crowd remains silent as they continue to listen to Matt as he takes a quick pause.
Matt Dave ~God’s Excellence in Pro Wrestling~
Now, I have looked at many of the most successful wrestlers in all these businesses, and I have learned the right path on which I must take to lead myself into a championship victory. I don’t need your support you whining little maggots, who are listening to this now, I already, know that it will slowly crumble and bring me back to square one. You people would just hold me back. I’m taking the higher route here and setting you all straight right now that I don’t need you people to help me gain a championship victory.
The crowd reacts in a manner that Matt’s older would soak in and enjoy all of the hate. Matt pauses for a moment allowing the crowd to react even though he cannot hear them.
Matt Dave ~God’s Excellence in Pro Wrestling~
When I make my debut into EHWF, it will be historical. The last of the Dave trio sons making his debut into one of the top ten wrestling companies in the world, now that is some news that will spark the interest of some of the top wrestling agencies. This is just a small stepping stone into my ticket of greatness. Once my debut has been made, the staff will be begging me to accept a title match the following week. Anyone who crosses my path will be messing with an undying flame and will be feeling the after burn. Now, if you will all excuse me, I have a party to host.
Matt takes a step back and looks back to everyone having a good time behind him. He walks closer to the camera and shuts off the camera leaving only blackness on the titantron.
We come into the bar to see the ref sitting at the bar as DGS and Rocky J are talking shit back and forth. The ref motions for the two to begin.
DING DING DING!
Match #5: David GS vs. Rocky J
Instantly, Rocky J runs at DGS and clotheslines him to the floor. Rocky J pulls a beer bottle from a table and hits DGS square across the forehead with the bottle!
Steve White: HOLY SHIT! You’re kidding me!
Chuck Thompson: That..that..can't be it!
Rocky lifts a now bleeding DGS up and hits square across the top of the head. He continues to hit DGS on the head and he continues to squirm but at the moment he can't do a damn thing. Rocky then pulls DGS onto his feet and throws him over the bar into all the bottles behind it! The beer goes everywhere and Rocky J is laughing as DGS comes crawling out from behind it.
Steve White: Jesus.. Rocky J is all over DGS!
Rocky J kicks DGS, square in the face and DGS raises his hands trying to defend himself. Rocky J keeps stomping him and the ref pulls him off screaming at him. Rocky J shrugs and he kicks DGS in the face again! Rocky disappears into the next room and comes back carrying a pogo stick!
Chuck Thompson: OH HELL NO!
Rocky J lifts it up and DGS kicks him square in the ding dongs! Rocky J screams in pain and DGS grabs him by the hair and pulls him square into a huge lifting side slam! Rocky J groans in pain and DGS keeps hitting him on top of his head! Rocky J lifts his foot and kicks DGS in the mouth! DGS stumbles back and Rocky J rolls backward onto his feet. DGS picks up the pogo stick and Rocky J lifts his hands instantly backing up.
Steve White: Jesus this isn't right man!
Danny hits Rocky J in the ribs and then across the head! Rocky J drops onto his knees and gets hit square in the face! He drops down and DGS keeps nailing him across the back with the stick! Rocky J rolls away as much as he can and he stands up to trip David into the bar! David rolls around in pain and Rocky hooks his legs!
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Steve White: A little close there Rocky J almost had him!
Rocky J keeps hitting David across the top of his head and David kicks him square on the nose! David stands up and he pulls Rocky J into a spike DDT! Rocky J stumbles up and falls onto his back! David motions for a spear and Rocky J is grabbing one of the eight balls! DGS runs forward and Rocky J throws it hitting him square in the forehead! DGS collapses onto his back and Rocky J slowly pulls himself back to the table. He begins to climb it and David is nowhere near moving! He picks up the pogo stick and lifts it above his head!
Chuck Thompson: We need some fucking medics down there! That shit can kill someone man! Someone’s gotta stop this fight right now before one of them gets rolled out there in a flipping body bag for Christ sake!
Rocky J dives off as David stands up only to catch a low blow! Rocky J stumbles and his eyes tear up. David picks up the stick and hits Rocky across the chest! AGAIN! Rocky J lifts his hands and begins backing up but gets nailed one time across the nose instead! Rocky J collapses onto his knees and David lifts him up before hitting him with a brain buster into a following cover!
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Steve White: Rocky J almost got put down just now for the lord’s sake.
Rocky J rolls onto his stomach and David scratches top of his head in thought. He shrugs and struggles up onto his feet. He picks Rocky up by his god damn long hair and he spits in his face! Rocky J spits beer right back into David's face! David stumbles and Rocky hits him with a Dear Diary super kick square to the jaw!
Chuck Thompson: That has got to be it! Jesus that just has to be it!
DGS struggles onto his knees and Rocky J hooks his hair in frustration as he pulls DGS into position. He lifts him up and sends him spiralling through the pogo table with a breaking the law power bomb!
Steve White: If that isn't it.. I don't know what is.
Rocky J drops down for the cover and he hooks both legs of his seemingly unconscious opponent!
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Chuck Thompson: WHAT!?
Rocky J spits in the face of David again and grabs him by the hair as he pulls him through the door of the bar. We see their cars outside and Rocky J sends Danny with a Irish whip into one of them. Rocky then lifts him up and drops him onto it before giving him a haymaker that sends him flat onto his back!
Steve White: Is it gonna end outside of the bar?
David is lifted by Rocky again and this time he counters it! He hits a DDT on the road as a counter to his opponent! Rocky rolls in pain and DGS motions for the end. Rocky struggles to his feet and is lifted up for a Luster Purge but it is countered into a try for Rocky J's dear diary! DGS ducks and hits a low blow on Rocky J! Rocky rolls away in pain and his back presses against the car. David is on his feet and motioning for his finishing manoeuvre!
Chuck Thompson: MOVE YOU DRUNK SON OF A BITCH! MOVE ROCKY J!
Rocky J stands up but he doesn't counter it this time! DGS spears him straight into the car! Rocky screams in pain as David collapses onto his stomach. Rocky stumbles and collapses on his stomach as well. DGS begins stirring and then as he holds his neck turns Rocky J over and hooks his legs.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, the EHWF Mayhem World Champion, David GS!
The ref raises the hand of David, who is also raising up the Mayhem World Championship into the air, as we fade off to a recap of the matches so far and a preview of the main event.
The scene flips over to the ring, where the canvas is covered in hardcore weaponry. In each corner there is a piece of plywood that has One-Thousand nails driven threw it, barbed-wire wrapped around it, and it has an explosive charge hooked up to it. The nylon rope coverings have been removed, leaving the bare cable exposed. And over Twelve-Hundred feet of barbed-wire has been wrapped around the cable and ring post. Hanging on the outside of the post is trash cans full of weapons, anything from a broom handle to a crutch. From a Singapore cane to a baseball bat, and odd weapons like a stop sign and a fence post. The canvas is littered with chairs, tables, and two ladders. Lying in the corners alternating florescent light bulb beds, and thumbtack beds. On the floor around the squared circle are electric barbed-wire beds, covered by a thin layer of glass.
Steve White: Just look at that ring! Everything from weapons to barbed-wire, from light bulbs to explosives. That’s just insane, glad I’m not in this match! Good luck to the three men in this match, you’re going to need it.
Chuck Thompson: Luck’s for losers! I wish they’d hurry up and get out here, so we can watch them kill each other.
The scene goes back down to the ring, where Patricia Downs is waiting with mic in hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for our Main Event. This match is scheduled to be an Asylum Match, The rules are to pin or tap your opponent by using Xtreme weapons.
The crowd erupts and goes wild. People are going ballistic, as the camera pans over the now the 87,000 jam packed fans. Signs, fume fingers, and t-shirts are everywhere. Shout of “The Crow rules” and “The Icon is going to Choke Slam you” rings out, as Patricia Downs prepares to announce the participants of this match.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring, from Charlotte, North Carolina. Weighing in at Two-Hundred Ninety-Eight pounds, he is The Icon …Drake Coleman!
The music "Hall Of Illusions" plays as the lights flicker black and white. Coleman walks out raising his hand in a taunt as he walks down. The fans at the front grabbing at Coleman getting a birdy as he walks by. He climbs up the steps and lifts his hand in taunt the ramp exploding in pyro as he enters the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, weighing in at Two-Hundred Forty-Five pounds. From The Asylum …”The Crow” Scotty Paine!
Steve White: Well, the men are in the ring and we’re under way.
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Drake Coleman vs. Scotty Paine
Scotty grabs the house mic.
Scotty Paine: Just in case your smartass has any plans, I brought back up.
“Critical Acclaim” by Avenged Sevenfold plays over the PA system but nothing happens, no one comes out. Drake laughs at the psycho, and shakes his head as the music quickly dies off.
Steve White: Looks like another friend has let Scotty down. Not what he needs in this match.
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! Scotty attacks Coleman with a cookie sheet, hitting him over and over.
Steve White: Coleman crumbles to the mat, and Scotty levels him with a shot from behind.
Scotty finds a chair, and blast Coleman with it. Scotty leg drops Coleman. Scotty lands blow after blow to Coleman’s back. He lays the chair over Coleman’s head, and stomps on it.
Steve White: Wow, nasty move there. Coleman could be out cold.
Chuck Thompson: Good, I hate that guy.
Steve White: Yeah, but he can wrestler that’s for sure.
Scotty pulls Coleman to his feet, and whips him to the far side. On the return, he jumps over Scotty, and hit the opposite side. As he returns again, Coleman clobbers him with a Singapore cane as he comes back. Scotty’s down and Coleman clocks him in the back of the head. He grabs Scotty, and tries to shove his face into one of the thumbtack beds.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, turn that boy into a pin cushion!
Steve White: Drake Coleman’s trying to push Scotty into the thumbtacks.
Scotty manages to get free, and kicks Coleman into the barbed-wire wrapped ropes. He screams in pain, and falls forward. Scotty sets up a table, and then grabs Coleman. He lays in heavy punches, and tosses Coleman onto the table. Scotty picks up the Singapore cane, and blast Coleman over the stomach several times.
Steve White: Scotty climbs out to the apron, is up the turnbuckles, and …flies!
Chuck Thompson: Threw the table! Yes, he crushed Coleman threw that table.
Steve White: Drake Coleman got crushed by Scotty Paine!
Scotty has a chair, and smashes it over Coleman’s back. He lays it on top of Coleman, and then goes after a weapon. He returns with a golf club. Scotty clubs the chair three times, and then folds the broken table over the chair and Coleman. He hits the ropes, poking the barbed-wire into his own back and then does a standing Swan-ton Bomb onto the table.
Steve White: Good Lords above, Scotty is crazy! Did you see that, Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: Yes, I saw it. Big deal, it’s still early in the match.
Coleman staggers to his feet, and finds a broom handle. He breaks it over Scotty’s neck, and then whips Scotty into the corner.
KA-BOOM
The explosive charge goes off, and Scotty falls into the florescent light bulb bed. Several of them break under his weight, cutting his arms and hands. Coleman runs over, picks up a chunk of broken glass and rips away at Scotty’s forehead.
Chuck Thompson: Yes, get him Coleman. Cut that whacko’s face off.
Steve White: You’re sick. Well fans, we knew this was going to get bloody fast and it has. Drake Coleman is cutting Scotty with a piece of broken light bulb.
Coleman comes off the far side, and splashes Scotty into the florescent bulb bed. Scotty’s face is on the bottom of that pile, and Coleman’s hand get cut. Coleman quickly get to his feet, and rains down shots to Scotty with a small length of pipe. He drags over one of the thumbtack beds, and then scoops up Scotty.
Steve White: Oh no …Damn, Drake Coleman just body slammed Scotty Paine into that bed of tacks!
Chuck Thompson: Here’s the cover…
ONE-TWO-KICK OUT!
Scotty rolls over, holding his back. Thumbtacks are stuck to his back, shoulders, and head. He screams in pain, as blood droplets stream down his back. Coleman takes him by the back of the head, pulls him up, and whips him into the ropes. Scotty doesn’t bounce off, yet sticks to the sharp barbed-wire instead.
Chuck Thompson: Brilliant move by Coleman. Scotty is stuck on the ropes, and is bleeding like a stuffed pig.
Steve White: Man, his back is covered in blood! Scotty peals himself off the barbed-wire, just as Coleman catches him with another shot from that pipe to the skull.
Coleman comes in again, but Scotty ducks under and back body drops him over the top rope. Glass shatters, electrodes spark, and barbed-wire tares flesh.
CRASH-BANG-ZAP-ZAP
Steve White: Oh My Gods! Drake Coleman just landed on one of those electric beds!
Chuck Thompson: This is great; he’s covered in glass shards and barbed-wire!
Scotty staggers back to his feet, and his face is a crimson mask of his own blood. He swings a barbed-wire wrapped ball-bat wildly. He misses once, twice, and on the third attempt. Coleman avoids the blow, and kicks Scotty in the gut then delivers a knee lift. Scotty is rocked back, but refuses to go down. As Coleman comes in, Scotty takes the bat and rakes it down his face.
Chuck Thompson: Wow, vicious move by the psycho.
Steve White: Coleman’s bleeding profusely from the forehead now.
Chuck Thompson: Not to mention his back, and everywhere else for that matter!
Scotty grabs Coleman by the back of the head, and grinds in the barbed-wire into his forehead. Coleman clubs Scotty in the gut, forcing him to drop the bat. He backs up, and charges in head first. Scotty counters.
Steve White: Power Slam onto the Tacks, Power Slam onto the Tacks!
The fans ring out “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
Steve White: Scotty Covers…
ONE-TWO-KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Damn, I hate this guy!
Steve White: You said that already, Chuck. Here comes Coleman, and he’s covered in blood as well. This is seriously barbaric!
Chuck Thompson: I love it!
Steve White: You would, you sick bastard!
Coleman picks Scotty up, and then clotheslines him to the mat. Coleman sets three florescent tubes on Scotty’s chest, and smashes them with a massive chair shot. He plays to the crowd, and then pulls one of the thumbtack beds over. Coleman dumps the bed over on top of Scotty. He sets up a chair, backs up, and runs in. Jumping off the chair, he lands on the bed with all his weight.
Steve White: Scotty’s dead!
Chuck Thompson: Good, stupid and twisted man.
Steve White: Shut up, Chuck. Can’t you say anything nice?
Coleman meets Scotty in the middle of the ring, nails him with a stop sign a few times, and whips him to the far corner.
KA-BOOM, another charge goes off!
Scotty again falls, into a thumbtack bed hands first. He quickly crawls forward, picking up tacks as he goes. He stands up, picking thumbtacks out of his fingers and palm.
Chuck Thompson: This gets better by the second.
Steve White: That’s got to hurt.
Coleman in with a knee lift, and he fallows it up with another chair shot to Scotty’s skull! He falls down to his knees. Coleman plays to the crowd once again, as he looks for another weapon. Meanwhile, Scotty has wrapped the other chair in barbed-wire. He rushes in, and surfboard drop kicks it into Coleman’s face as he bends down to pick up a Singapore can. The blow sends him to the outside, and crashing threw one of the electronic beds.
CRASH-BANG-ZAP-ZAP
Steve White: There goes another one of those electric beds, and this time it’s Drake Coleman setting it off!
Chuck Thompson: This is handsomely gruesome, Steve.
Steve White: It’s what?
Chuck Thompson: Handsomely gruesome.
Steve White: Anyways, Scotty is whaling away on Coleman now and then Van Damninates the chair into the big man’s chest.
Scotty carefully slides under the bottom rope, and shoves one of the electric beds into the ring. He makes his way back into the ring, and set up the second table. He drags the bed on top of the table, and cracks Coleman with the Singapore cane again and again.
Steve White: Looks like Scotty is setting something up here…
Scotty grabs sets up, and climbs a ladder.
Steve White: You’ve got to be kidding me?
Chuck Thompson: This son of a bit*h, truly is crazy!
Scotty climbs to the top of the ladder, and dives off, crashing through Coleman, the eclectic bed, and the table. The fans erupt in a mixture of “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” And “THAT‘S XTREME! THAT‘S XTREME!”
Steve White: Referee’s in for the count…
ONE-TWO-KICK OUT!
Steve White: What carnage!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are down; first one to their feet might win this war. Weapons, broken objects, and blood are everywhere!
An evil laughter starts, as the lights go out. A purple smog flows down the ramp.
Steve White: What’s going on?
Chuck Thompson: You’ll just have to find out like everyone else.
Suddenly, a figure in all black rips through the apron. He comes up through the ring, and grabs a prone Scotty Paine. He lifts him up off the mat by one hand, and lays punches with a barbwire wrapped glove. He then stuffs Scotty’s head under his legs, lifts him up in a power bomb position, and then delivers a wicked X-Factor onto glass, barbwire, and a steel chair! He then grabs Coleman by the wrist, and drag him over the top of Scotty. A stunned referee makes the count.
ONE-TWO-THREE!
DING DING DING!
The masked man is black, reveals himself by taking off his hockey-like mask.
Steve White: It’s Genocide!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, via pinfall …Drake Coleman!
Chuck Thompson: What the hell?!
Steve White: Oh my God! What just happened?!
Drake Coleman uses the ring ropes to get back to his feet, wondering, just like every other person in attendance or watching at home, what in the hell is going on. After a few moments of showing Genocide, Scotty, and Drake, the scene fades out to the EHWF logo as the Pay Per View comes to a very interesting end.
