Post by EHWF Management on Mar 22, 2015 6:23:02 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week Michael Rissi left in a huff and now Brandon Bash is in charge! Bash has booked a beautiful main event tonight, pitting 6 very different stars against each other in a 6 man battle royal!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right! No more fear or favours Brandon Bash is here and he’s already fucking these punk ass bitches up! Everyone on the roster hates this guy and with him in charge for a while things will get interesting for sure!
Steve White: I’m pumped to see Hannah Walters and Chris Dunn take on her former flame and Dunn’s current rival, Eli Sykes and Conner Creed! Hannah has been doing amazing in the ring but outside the right things haven’t been so bright for her! Will tonight change anything?
Chuck Thompson: Aubree and Mazzio will also team up once again to take on the new dynamic team of Cowbell and Fever Dream! Two guys who are ready to prove that they are in fact the best by taking out the Tag Team of 2013 and 2014! Can they do it? I say yes!
Steve White: I’m pumped to start this night Chuck so lets do it! Lets start this special edition of Saturday Night Mayhem, the last Mayhem before Bloodbath!
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening match is set for one fall!
As "Heir To the Throne" by I Am Abomination plays over the PA system, a man appears from behind the curtain. The man whom stands at six foot three, walks directly to the center of the entrance ramp, sending a cold glaze of a stare towards all of the crowd. Scott drops to a knee, then lowers his other knee, so that he is on both knees. Scott then proceeds by letting both of his arms go outwards as to embrace whatever reaction it is the crowd is throwing at him, may it be positive or negative. A smirk envelops his face as he twist his head off to the left and spits into the crowd, to their dismay of such actions. After a few more moments, Wilson hops up to both of his feet and walks down the entrance ramp, both of his hands above his head, as if to try and avoid touching the crowd, showing a sign of feeling greater than them. Once Wilson reaches the bottom of the ramp, he circulates around the ring, a fan is cheering for him and is holding his hand out for a high five. Scott goes to give him one before retracting his hand unto his wet hair, gathering some of the moisture and flicking it into the fans eyes, as he smirks and sends a slight calm dash for the ring apron, bending in one knee as he slides up onto the apron, grasping the ropes as he hoist himself up to a full standing position. Scott flings his right arm across his chest to grasp the ring rope behind him, with a forceful pull of that particular rope, Wilson spins his entire body around, allowing his left arm to latch upon the same rope. Thus resulting in Scott having his arms upon the rope and leaning on said rope gazing out into the crowd, a style that drastically resembles one of Chris Jericho's. Once standing Scott enters the ring through the centre ropes and walks to the middle in a slight spin holding his hands up once more, resembling the same pose as on the stage. His theme begins to fade out from thus point
Patricia Downs: First! Scott Wilson!
As Saving Abel's 'New Tattoo' begins to play, the arena is filled with a mixture of pink, purple and turquoise lights. Samantha emerges from backstage at the top of the aisle with a huge grin on her face. She twirls around twice before heading down the aisle. As she makes her way down the aisle, she high fives fans along the way before making her way to the right side of the ring. She hops up onto the ring apron and then turns to face the fans. With her arms spread across the top rope and her right foot propped on the bottom rope, she bends down and quickly snaps back up, flinging her hair behind her. She then steps between the top two ropes and runs to the furthest turnbuckle, climbing up onto the second rope. She raises her hands to take in the fans’ support before waving her hand around her head in a lasso motion and then finally hopping down to begin her match.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Samantha Bloom!
DING DING DING!
The match starts off with the two going to lock up but Samantha moving behind Scott Wilson and clutching him then getting him into a chicken wing! Scott whips her into the corner and goes for a corner clothesline but he comes up short and she dodges it. Scott turns around into a big flurry of right jabs from Samantha. He knocks her down with a big lariat and goes to cover but she clings to the ropes! They both get up and she boots him in the gut then hits him with an uppercut! Samantha bounces off of the ropes only to be dealt a flapjack, really smashing Samantha into the mat!
Steve White: Samantha isn’t teaming with her partner Hannah tonight and this will be a big test for her taking on a hall of famer in a one on one match. Can she bring the thunder?
Chuck Thompson: Samantha and Hannah are rumoured to be on the outs? I wonder what happened there and will it affect the status of the Tag Team Championships?
Scott goes and gets Samantha in a butterfly hold but he can’t hold it as she spins his leg out and hooks his leg, rolling over and getting him into an STF. It doesn’t take long for Scott to break out of that. He picks Samantha up by the hair and scoopslams her back down to the mat! Samantha doesn’t get time to recover as he raises her to her feet and then tosses her right back into the corner. Once again she dodges a corner clothesline then places Scott in the corner and starts to choke him with her boot, extending her long leg and pushing down on his throat with her boot!
Steve White: She's choking him! Wilson is in trouble now! Here comes the ref to break it up!
Scott rakes at her face and gets out of the choke. He hits her with a quick few jabs, a kick to the gut and ends the combo with a big DDT! Scott Wilson then covers her as the fans cheer.
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KICK OUT!
Wilson bangs the mat with his mat. She rolls up to her feet only to get kneed in the midsection and tossed into the center of the mat! Samantha gets up only to get taken back down with a lariat! Samantha is flat on the mat and Scott runs up springing off of the top rope to hit a moonsault but Samantha puts her knees up and Scott gets caught!
Steve White: A close call there and Samantha comes back and stays alive with that counter. It looks like she’s still in this one but I’m really impressed with her effort here tonight. I’m really impressed with Scott Wilson as well and I think he may just pull it off tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Wilson puts out the effort all the time but he needs this win tonight to stay in possible title contention! We’re one week away from Bloodbath Steve!
Scott gets up slowly and is met with a dropkick from Samantha! He gets up and goes to lock up but she hits him with an armdrag. She picks him up and goes for another move but he reverses it and hits her with a big lariat. She gets up and he scouts her going for the Wilson Kick but Samantha reverses it into a Boston Crab as he goes down! She tightens the hold and Wilson yells out in pain! He’s ready to tap out!
Steve White: It’s all over for Wilson right here!
Chuck Thompson: Samantha has been all over this guy! She’s going to make him tap out now!
Wilson powers his way to the ropes! Samantha is forced to break the hold and she gets up! She scouts a hurt Wilson and when he gets to his knees she runs at him but Wilson snaps her up in a surprise Small Package! The fans go nuts and Wilson pins her shoulders to the mat!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Scott Wilson!
Scott gets up and celebrates as his music plays. Samantha looks pissed off but Scott rolls out of the ring and celebrates and laughs. We fade out at Samantha shaking her head and looking at the top of the stage...
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match and its set for one fall!
Chuck Thompson: BAW GAWD DAMN! Welcome back to Saturday Night Mayhem and we got one hell of a match comin' up!
Steve White: Damn right, my dude! We gots Mazzio and Aubree Celeste versus the hottest young tag team in the bidnezz...Fever Dream and Cowbell!
Chuck Thompson: This match is an opportunity for them to strut their stuff against an established tag team in Mazzio and Celeste. Really, this is a pure and simple talent showcase, and I for one am excited.
Steve White: You gotta be thick to hang with that FeverBell combo bit. Like up down up down left right left right b a start, ya feel?
Chuck Thompson: I feel ya, Steve. I feel ya!
The lights dim in the house. You can't see it, but you can feel it.
STOP!
DROP!
SHUT IT DOWN OPEN UP SHOP!
DMX's “Ruff Ryder Anthem” begins to blare over the speakers and Fever Dream and Cowbell step out from behind the curtain to a huge crowd POP!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Cowbell and Fever Dream!
Chuck Thompson: God damn, there they is, there they be. It's them good ol' boys!
Steve White: You know, Cowbell looks like he could be related to you Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: I can only be so lucky! I wouldn't care if he had smashed some of my ancestors poon, ya follow me?
Steve White: I do, Steve. Truly, I do. I wish I could be as thick as you.
Chuck Thompson: Some day you will, Steve. Some day you will. Sorry, that was a lie.
Fever Dream and Cowbell slide into the ring and Cowbell lifts Fever Dream up on his shoulder to another huge crowd POP!
Chuck Thompson: GAWD DAMN!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. Aubree Celeste comes out as well and the fans go nuts! They walk out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. They raise their arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio and Aubree then proceed down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. They get in the ring and Mazzio takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Steve White: It's that Mazzio, boy! He showed these two mad respect. He called em the workhorses, and when those words come from out of Mazzio's mouth? You know you earned that shit.
Chuck Thompson: He better be careful though. That line of thinking can net you a loss real quick like if you're not careful. He doesn't know what these two are capable of.
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents! Mazzio and Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Mazzio decides to start the match for his team as Cowbell and Fever Dream both look at each other to try and decide who goes first.
Steve White: What's going on?
Cowbell reaches down in his tights and pulls out a twelve pack of tacos from Taco Bell. A few of them are missing, doe. Fever Dream reaches into his tights and pulls out a mashed potato sandwich from his house, not even in a sandwich bag ugh! The crowd POPS for that shit!
Chuck Thompson: It looks like Cowbell's going first!
The referee calls for the bell and the match begins!
Steve White: I don't even know how they decided that! Their brains are operating at uberdick uberthick levels that we can't comprehend!
Chuck Thompson: BAH GAWD MY HEADS GAWNNA ESPLODE!
Cowbell charges Mazzio... Mazzio nails Cowbell with a huge Iron Punch, barely even noticing Cowbell's effort. Cowbell plummets to the mat as Mazzio looks on bored.
Chuck Thompson: IRON PUNCH! IRON PUNCH DIRECTLY TO COWBELL!
Steve White: Fever Dream's coming to check on his friend!
Fever Dream charges the ring... Mazzio appears in front of him at amazing speed and smacks Fever Dream across the head with another Iron Punch! The fans are going nuts as Mazzio lifts Fever Dream by his throat off of the ground and easily tosses him out of the ring!
Chuck Thompson: IRON PUNCH TO FEVER DREAM! MAZZIOS HANDIN' EM OUT LIKE SKITTLES DAWG!
Fever Dream flies out of the ring as Mazzio tags in Aubree. Cowbell starts to stand to his feet as Aubree catches him by the arm... She pulls him back and hits an already destroyed Cowbell with the Beautiful Goodbye! The fans go crazy for Aubree!
Chuck Thompson: BEAUTIFUL GOODBYE! BAH GAWD COWBELLS OUT!
Aubree goes for the cover.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners... Mazzio and Aubree Celeste!
Chuck Thompson: That's it! That's the match!
Steve White: Mazzio and Aubree made short work of the Ruff Ryders...
Chuck Thompson: They just had an off night. I think Cowbell popped one too many molly's before they went out there.
Steve White: Dang, narc! Don't let them hear you sayin that shit...
Fever Dream gets to his feet outside the ring as Aubree and Mazzio celebrate inside the ring. Cowbell rolls out of the ring and Fever Dream starts helping him to the back. The camera catches Cowbell speaking before they walk out of sight.
Cowbell: Lesbians and deaf women...wear the same clothes.
Fever Dream: I know, man. I know.
Aubree and Mazzio continue celebrating to a cheering crowd as the scene fades to black.
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening match is set for one fall!
The arena goes black as "Snake Eyes" by Sworn In begins to play.
"Shoot me fucking dead.
Take me away from this place, cause all I see here is your God damn face.
Torturing me, infecting my life.
If this is all I see I'd rather go blind."
Ominously, Eli Sykes, followed by his enforcer "Big" Jay Strickland, creeps from behind the curtain and out onto the stage with nothing but a dim light illuminating him. He casts a cold stare to the crowd before making his way down the ramp. Along the way fans reach past the barricade trying to get a high five from Eli, but he refuses by yelling profanities at the crowd. As he approaches the ring, he makes his way around to the steel steps, climbing his way up, and stepping between the top and middle rope, and Strickland enters the ring by stepping over the top rope. Eli Sykes kneels down, preparing for his match, with the foreboding presence of Jay Strickland lurking in the background.
Patricia Downs: First! Eli Sykes!
“Take em Out” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
The opening roar of "Face Everything and Rise" by Papa Roach is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit before he points towards the crowd and then twerks - to the delight of the female fans, before he runs his hands through his wet bleach blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark black and pink "Show Stealer" muscle shirt and threw it into the crowd before beginning to strut around the ring, as he awaits the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents first… Chris Dunn!
The camera's turn toward the stage as "Burnin' Up" begins to play as Hannah Walters makes her way out from backstage. The fans scream, as she raises her arms up and points both of her index fingers in the air, shaking her hips. She makes her way down the ramp, slapping the fans hands. She hurries up the stairs and steps into the ring between the top and middle rope shaking her butt some as she enters. Once in the ring, she runs to the nearest turnbuckle and hops on the second rope waving her hands in the air and blows a kiss with a wink. Hannah hops down and awaits her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Hannah Walters!
DING DING DING
Sykes glares at Creed, as Creed smiles smugly at him while climbing out onto the apron to let Eli start the match. Dunn obviously wants to charge at Eli, but Hannah does her best to hold him back. She pleads with him, asking him to let her start the match.
Steve White: Well, the bell rang but it seems like Hannah Walters is trying to keep her husband Chris and her former "boo" or "bae," whatever slang terms women use for boyfriend these days from tearing each other apart.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah...I think she should just let them tear each other apart. I thought women loved it when men fought over them? They're so confusing, Steve.
Steve White: Indeed they are, Chuck.
Eli would approach the two, trash talking Dunn and telling Hannah to let him go so they could settle it. Dunn would slip past Hannah and dive at Eli, but Eli is able to keep his balance as he locks up with Dunn. The crowd is eating this up, as Hannah shakes her head in defeat before climbing onto the apron. Eli and Dunn start clubbing each other with rights and lefts, ignoring the pain from each others fists to try and not let the other have the upper hand. Dunn manages to push Eli back into a corner, only for Eli to push Dunn back go back to swinging wildly at each other.
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! Finally! These two are going to rip each other apart!
Steve White: You're right, Chuck! This is more of a fight than a wrestling match! The referee isn't even going to try and tell these guys not to use closed fists!
The two keep pushing each other into the ropes and around the ring while swinging blindly at each other, until Eli backs Dunn into his own corner and Hannah tags herself in! She quickly climbs into the ring and tries to get in between the two so they'll stop fighting. Both men don't even notice her at first, so she hooks her arms around Dunn's waist from behind and pulls him away from Eli! She spins him around and pushes him into the turnbuckle, as the ref shows that he saw the tag. Dunn shakes his head at Hannah before he climbs onto the apron before the ref gets to the count of 5.
Steve White: Hannah still trying to play the peace keeper between these two
Chuck Thompson: Come on, Hannah! Just let them get it out of their system!
Hannah turns her attention back to Eli, who runs his hands through his hair, pulling at it in anger. He points at Dunn and tells her to tag him back in because he refuses to hurt her. She looks at him and shakes her head, refusing to tag Dunn back in while also making sure to keep her distance to where Dunn can't tag himself back in. Eli places his hands on his hips, as he looks down in anger. He turns and kicks the bottom rope out of frustration before slapping Creed hard on the shoulder to tag him in.
Steve White: Sykes seems pretty pissed that Hannah did that, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: He refuses to hurt her...but I don't think tagging in someone like Creed as hard as he did to send him into the ring with someone you say you care about.
Eli climbs out onto the apron as Creed looks from his shoulder where Eli just smacked him...out to Hannah with a big, evil grin on his face. He climbs into the ring and pops his knuckles while Hannah looks on uneasily. The two meet up in the middle of the ring. Hannah may seem afraid, but she sure isn't backing down. The two lock up, as the crowd gets behind Hannah. Creed easily overpowers Hannah and wrenches her head into a headlock, quickly squeezing in more pressure as he laughs at her, yelling that he's going to end her here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: You know...I want to believe that Sykes is really regretting making Creed more angry when he even said he's looking to practically kill Hannah here tonight.
Steve White: I'm sure he didn't mean to, Chuck. He's blinded by rage right now.
Creed continues to wrench in more pressure on Hannah's head and neck as she pulls him back, bouncing against the ropes and using the momentum to shove him off of her and whip him into the opposite ropes. Creed comes charging back at her as she drops down onto her stomach, forcing Creed to leap over her. Creed bounces off the ropes once again as Hannah quickly pushes herself up and then leaps into the air, wrapping her legs around Creed's head as she twirls around, flipping Creed over with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors! The crowd pops as Hannah jumps back up to her feet and flashes a big smile, boosting with confidence!
Steve White: And Hannah with the headscissors out of nowhere!
Chuck Thompson: It seems like she might be the only one out there who's mind isn't clouded with rage right now, Steve!
Steve White: That may be true, Chuck, but she's still worried about keeping Sykes and Dunn from tearing each other apart. But while she has Creed in the ring, she knows that she's keeping that from happening!
Creed pounds his fist on the mat in anger, quickly charging up from his knees and leaps up onto Hannah with a Lou Thesz press! He would then grab her head, and start lifting it up before repeatedly slamming the back of her head into the mat to the crowd's dismay! Creed jumps up to his feet, flips Eli off and then quickly runs over to Dunn and hits him in the face with a forearm, knocking him off the apron!
Steve White: Creed not letting Hannah have the time to build up her momentum or even celebrate that amazing headscissor, then takes Dunn off the apron! Creed is on fire!
Creed would then step over to Hannah who is holding the back of her head in pain and then simply step over her throat with his left foot. He pushes down a bit, choking her as he looks over to Sykes and laughs. The referee gets to a four count as Eli seems to pace back and forth on the apron in anger. Hannah tosses Creed off of her and gets to her feet! Eli blind tags himself in! Hannah gets up and Chris blind tags himself in! Hannah and Creed look pissed!
Steve White: Dunn and Sykes are coming into this match!
Dunn and Sykes aggressively lock up! Sykes knees Dunn in the gut countless times before pulling him back and hitting him with a big dropkick! Hannah can't watch and looks away. Sykes rushes Dunn on the mat again and gets the upper hand! Dunn can't get anything in this one and Sykes lines him up for the old Syke Out! Dunn gets to his feet but Dunn ducks Sykes and Sykes falls into the apron, accidentally knocking down Hannah from the apron!
Steve White: Hannah wasn't looking and Sykes accidentally knocked Hannah down when he was going for Dunn!
Sykes looks shocked as he looks down at Hannah who he just knocked down to the outside! Sykes turns around and Dunn quickly side steps him and hits him with the Heartstopper! The fans cheer as Dunn covers Sykes off of the distraction!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners... Chris Dunn and Hannah Walters!
Chris Dunn gets to his feet and goes to check on Hannah who gets back in the ring but she goes over and checks on Eli Sykes. Chris Dunn doesn't look happy! He yells at Hannah but Hannah yells back. They get into an argument but out of nowhere, Eli Sykes' new manager Big Jay Strickland runs in and nails Chris Dunn with a massive running STO!
Chuck Thompson: Bah Shit! That Big Jay Strickland! That's Eli Sykes' new manager! Dunn got levelled!
Hannah gets up and goes to check on Dunn, she pleads with Jay but Jay has Dunn in his sights. Jay walks up and goes to grab Dunn but Hannah stands up and slaps the big man in the face! The fans gasp in shock as Big Jay looks pissed! Hannah takes a step back but Jay is fuming! Big Jay lunches at Hannah countless times but she easily dodges him! Hannah kicks Big Jay right in the gut then follows up with right hands and a dropkick! Big Jay hits the ropes and Hannah runs up, clotheslining Big Jay over the top rope to the outside with amazing strength! The fans go berserk!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! Hannah Walters is freaking incredible! She just tossed Big Jay Strickland out on his ass like nothing!
Eli Sykes has gotten to his feet and grabs Dunn by his head. Hannah spots him and pleads with him to leave Dunn alone. Sykes stops an thinks about it. Hannah and Sykes continue to argue but Sykes won't let Dunn go! Sykes goes to fuck Dunn up but Creed runs in from nowhere and nails Sykes with a Clothesline From Hell! The fans go nuts as Creed takes a bow and rolls out of the ring! Hannah looks on upset as she stands over the two unconscious bodies of the men fighting for her attention, not knowing who to tend to. We fade out to a commercial as Creed backs up the ramp laughing.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is an over the top rope battle royal!
Abruptly the lights go out across the arena and it sends the crowed into a frenzy. Slowly the Image of the skull that blinks from being normal to x-rayed appears on the stage screen.
HAIL TO THE KING!
Avenged Sevenfolds Hail to the king blast over the pa system and Eric Smith burst out from behind the curtain dressed in black short trunks and knee pads. His hands are heavily taped. The fans erupt in anger and boos. He then thrust his arms out and into the air. Eric then walks to the center of the stage and crouches down on the stage. He abruptly jumps back up and roars like a mad man. And as his feet hit the ground piro explodes to his left and to his right turning the arena red. Eric then begins to make his way down the ramp . The Rage then walks to the ring steps and climbs his way to the turnbuckle and looks out over the crowed. Climbing into the ring he then awaits for opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Eric Smith!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next... Savannah
Maddie Murdock’s music hits the PA System. She comes out and makes her way down the ramp then gets in the ring. She waits for her opponents and the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And next… Maddie Murdock!
The lights go out in the arena. A few moments pass before the words "Fear the reaper" is heard throughout the PA system. That's when "Heaven Knows" by The Pretty Reckless starts playing as lighters and cell phones come on through the arena, illuminating the arena a little bit. After a few moments of this, a spotlight turns on at the top of the ramp showing David Arnold and Ashley Danyell standing there.
The fans don't cheer nor boo, they simply just continue with their lights until blue spotlights start flashing through the arena along with the rhythm of the song. David stands there, staring out at the arena, the hood of his black vest covering his head and face all the way to his eye level, Ashley at his side wearing a similiar outfit to his with the same kind of hood over her head as well. After pausing a few more moments, they then head down to the ring, not interacting with anyone or anything.
Ashley heads up the steps slowly followed by David. Ashley slowly heads into the ring as David stands out on the apron for a while, just looking around at the arena. David then heads into the ring as the lights in the arena come back on. David just stares out at them, no emotion on his face, as he takes his vest and skull cap off, handing them to Ashley who then leaves the ring with them, then stands there waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next... David Arnold!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "Deceiver of the Gods" by Amon Amarth begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Followed by James Champ!
"It's the End of an Empire..."
Spotlights in the rafters and strobe/laser combinations on-stage come alive, pulsing bright white in time with Celldweller's "End of an Empire". David Gideon Smith, garbed in a white longcoat overlaid with a gold-and-black cuirass, slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Coming to a halt at the top of the ramp, he lifts his hands to the black hood concealing his face.
"A start... an end... a rise, and fall,
No system eternal and no one immortal.
Creation all... must end... in destruction.
WE CANNOT CHANGE THE FATE OF CIVILIZATION."
DGS tosses back his hood, exposing his face and triggering rows of white pyro columns on either side of him (a' la Brock Lesnar). He remains atop the ramp as his music approaches fever-pitch, impassively surveying the arena, and as the first verse hits he at last starts down the ramp. Reaching ringside, he ascends the steel steps and enters through the ropes, crosses the ring and goes up onto the second turnbuckle. From there he surveys the crowd, standing tall, his face a mask of stoicism and contempt; after a few moments he shrugs out of his longcoat, tossing it down to ringside, and hops back down to the mat, where he begins to pace calmly back and forth, loosening up his upper body.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The EHWF Champion… David Smith!
DING DING DING!
The match begins and all six competitors stare at each other from across the ring. David Smith and Madison Murdock come together and align themselves as James Champ laughs and taunts everyone. Eric Smith doesn’t look impressed and instead chooses to stare down Savannah. Savannah isn’t intimidated and gestures for Eric to bring it but Eric just ominously stands there. Eric Smith lunges at Savannah and starts beating on her and the fans go nuts! David Arnold comes behind Eric and starts beating on him! Eric knocks Savannah downs and starts trading blows with Arnold as both men fall into the corner and start wrestling! DGS aggressively walks up to James Champ and the two lock up! James Champ starts talking to DGS as they struggle but Maddie Murdock comes behind Champ and nails him with a big pound in the back! DGS forearms Champ and Champ falls giving DGS and Maddie time to beat him up and stomp on him on the mat!
Steve White: Maddie and DGS have something no one else in this match has and that’s a partnership. That just may be the difference maker in this match!
Chuck Thompson: That's very true Steve, that is a huge advantage in this match but all of these competitors are tough guys to take down and I don't think it'll be that easy especially in a match like this! Once you go over the top rope and hit the ground, you're out!
Maddie and DGS continue to stomp out Champ until he's down on the mat pretty good. David Arnold comes up and rushes DGS from behind with a forearm to the back! Arnold picks DGS up and knees him in the gut then goes to toss him over the top rope but Maddie makes the save and jumps on Arnold's back! Arnold flips Maddie onto the mat but DGS has enough time to nail Arnold with a massive spear! DGS gets up and looks down at Arnold but when DGS turns around, Savannah nails him with pounce! The fans go nuts until Eric Smith comes in and hits Savannah with a reverse STO! Eric picks Savannah up and hits her with a big inverted suplex! Eric notices DGS trying to get up so he punts him in the ribs! Eric turns his attention back to Savannah and locks her in a camel clutch! Savannah screams out in pain as Smith wrenches the hold as far back as he can!
Steve White: Smith is cleaning up right now! But this is an over the top rope battle royal not a submission match! What on Earth is he doing? He has the perfect opportunity to eliminate Savannah but he's trying to make her tap out!
Chuck Thompson: Isn't it clear Steve? Smith is in this match to ensure these guys hurt each other tonight! He's doing this to soften up Savannah for Alexandria! Smith is the hired gun for Bash in this match!
Smith rams Savannah's head into the mat then gets up and goes to stomp her out but Maddie hits Smith with a dropkick to the back! DGS gets up and they regroup. Arnold stumbles into DGS' grasp and him and Maddie hit Arnold with a double suplex! Eric gets to his feet but DGS and Maddie also hit him with a double suplex! Savannah gets up and goes to follow up on Eric on the mat but DGS grabs her and she falls subject to a double suplex from DGS and Maddie as well! DGS turns right into a big superkick from Champ! DGS goes down and Maddie looks down shocked! She looks up and gets hit right in the face with a Champ superkick as well! The fans get to their feet! Champ picks up Savannah up from the mat but Savannah hits him with a jawbreaker! Suddenly, Alexandria Kendrick marches down the ramp to the ring, screaming and shouting at Savannah!
Steve White: Oh no! What's Alexandria out here for now? Kendrick and Savannah have cost each other matches for 2 months now and they've brawled every Mayhem for a while now!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria is convinced that Savannah had something to do with the disappearance of William Patrick and it looks like we're gonna see another brawl before Bloodbath!
Savannah leans on the ropes and yells back at Kendrick, preventing get from getting in the ring! They scream and shout at each other for a while until Eric runs up behind Savannah and tosses her over the top rope, dumping her on the outside! Kendrick backs off and looks down at Savannah on the outside and laughs her head off!
Patricia Downs: Savannah has been eliminated!
Steve White: NO! That was unfair! We had a Corporate distration! That was bullshit!
Chuck Thompson: Shit is gonna hit the fan Steve!
Savannah looks up at Alexandria. The look of rage overtakes her whole face and she springs up, diving on the Hardcore Champion! They start brawling and wrestling on the ground outside! Arnold looks on at the outside until Eric runs up and nails him with a big forearm to the back of the neck then proceeds to try dumping him over the top rope! James runs up from behind and tosses both Arnold and Eric over the top rope but they both hit the apron! Champ turns around but DGS and Maddie hit him with a double lariat! Arnold gets back in the ring but comes right in the grasp of Maddie and DGS! They start pummeling him but Arnold drops DGS with an elbow to the face then hits Maddie with a big right hand! Maddie falls in the corner and Arnold runs up hitting her with a corner clothesline! She drops in the corner and Arnold starts choking her out with his knee against the ropes! Eric runs up and smacks Arnold's head off of the corner then tosses him over the top rope! Arnold catches the ropes and saves himself! Eric turns back to the ring but Maddie and DGS hit him with a double dropkick, sending him over the top rope and to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Eric Smith has been eliminated!
Steve White: Eric Smith let's his guard down for a split second and BAM! He's eliminated! What a great match and what great teamwork by Maddie and DGS!
Chuck Thompson: 4 competitors remain in the ring but only one can win! Only one competitor can win!
Champ takes advantage and king hits DGS in the back of the head! DGS falls to the mat and Champ starts choking him against the ropes but Maddie jumps on Champ and starts hitting him with lefts and rights! DGS is able to get up and double team Champ again with Maddie! David Arnold comes up behind DGS and rams him into the corner then starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! Arnold tosses DGS over the top rope! DGS hits the apron and barely saves himself! Maddie runs over from behind and saves DGS by dumping Arnold over the top rope, eliminating him!
Patricia Downs: David Arnold has been eliminated!
Steve White: Arnold was eliminated from behind! He was two seconds from getting rid of DGS but Maddie saved his ass!
Chuck Thompson: Only three competitors remain and… WATCH OUT!
James Champ lines Maddie up as Maddie tries to help DGS back in the ring from the apron. Maddie hears Champ and ducks at the last second! Champ fires a superkick and accidentally nails DGS with it! The superkick aimed for Maddie connects beautifully with David Smith’s chin and launches him off of the apron into the barricade! Maddie looks over shocked as the fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: David Smith has been eliminated!
Steve White: Oh shit! Maddie ducked that superkick and it accidentally got DGS! DGS is out! Champ and Maddie remain!
Chuck Thompson: That must be shattering for Maddie and the Champion but she can still win it here!
Champ snaps Maddie out of her shock and rips her up to her feet! He smacks her in the face with big right hands and drops her! She begins to bleed but Champ doesn’t let up, he yells at her and stops her out on the mat! Maddie tries to fight back but he knees her in the gut then pulls her in and hoists her up for a big powerbomb! He gets her up and walks her over to the ropes! He lifts her and tosses her out of the ring but she grasps on with her legs at the last second and hits Champ with a hurricanrana, tossing him out of the ring! Maddie follows after, falling on top of him but Champ hit the outside first off of the reversal!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Maddie Murdock!
Steve White: What a match that was! Champ thought he had it damn it!
Suddenly, with all 6 members outside of the ring, hurt, bleeding and exhausted – Lifestyle hits the PA System!
Chuck Thompson: Oh no! What now! These guys just went through a battle here! Now now!
Nick Rissi, Van Jam, TQ Smooth and Katerina Millani come out and make their way down the stage! The competitors make their way to their feet and watch on but Alexandria nails Savannah in the back with a chair and Eric Smith takes Arnold down with a reverse STO! The fans start cheering as the rest of the CPB comes down and surrounds the rest of the competitors! Van Jam runs up and nails DGS with the Van Jaminator! TQ Smooth tackles Maddie Murdock to the ground and then tosses her back inside the ring. Champ backs off, unsure of whats going down until Nick Rissi puts his hand on his shoulder and boots Champ in the balls! The rest of the CPB toss, DGS, Champ, Arnold and Savannah in the ring!
Steve White: This is incredible… The CPB come out here and ambush these poor folks after their big battle royal! Now I see why Brandon made this match – as a statement!
Chuck Thompson: Well it’s about to get worse!
Megasho and Brandon Bash make their way down the ramp. Bash kicks back against the barricade as the rest of the CPB with Megasho circle the beaten and exhausted competitors. Savannah gets up only to get a Perfect Shot from Alexandria! Van Jam stomps her out and tosses her out of the ring. Megasho walks over and grabs Arnold by the throat. He lifts him up and chokeslams him from the ring to the outside! Arnold lands on his head!
Steve White: OH SHIT! ARNOLD GOT DUMPED ON HIS HEAD!
Chuck Thompson: Get a crash kart out here right now!
Doctors swarm David Arnold on the outside and tend to him. He’s completely knocked out and bleeding badly from his head. Brandon Bash just laughs. DGS gets up and so does Champ. They look on shocked at all of the CPB surrounding them. DGS looks like he’s going to back off but he quickly hits TQ Smooth with a right hand! Champ runs up and hits Van Jam with a superkick! Smith grabs DGS from behind but DGS shakes him off and drops him! All of a sudden, Megasho advances on DGS and Champ and grabs both of them around the throat! Champ and DGS try to fight Megasho off but he doesn’t budge an inch! Megasho chokeslams them both down to the damn mat!
Steve White: This is just sick to watch! Is David Arnold all right?
Chuck Thompson: He looks fucked up and Megasho just fucked up DGS and Champ! Alexandria has KNOCKED OUT Savannah on the outside with Van Jam! The numbers game is too strong!
Nick Rissi grabs a hurt Maddie Murdock and picks her up, giving her to Megasho! Megasho grabs her and pulls her hair ready to crush but suddenly the fans go nuts!
Steve White: BILL RYDER!? BILL RYDER!
Chuck Thompson: He’s here!
Bill runs out in civilian clothes and a straightening cast around his injured leg! Bill runs down the ramp and slides in the ring, hip and shouldering TQ out of the way! He jumps up and rams right into Megasho! Megasho drops Maddie and Bill Ryder makes Megasho stumble! Bill backs off again and rams into Megasho once more but it’s no good! Bill tires a third time but Nick hits Bill with an Angel Strike out of nowhere! Bill falls to the CPB and Katerina rips his cast off of his leg! Van Jam comes over with a steel chair and starts hitting his injured leg over and over again!
Steve White: And now Bill’s copping it! This has gone on long enough but no one can do anything! This is Brandon Bash’s show and he’s just sitting on the barricade watching and laughing!
James Champ makes a last attempt and superkicks the chair into Van’s face! Eric goes for breathless but DGS hits Eric with the Spear! DGS and Champ turn around as TQ charges them but Bill grabs his legs from the mat and the three pummel TQ! DGS quickly helps Maddie out of the ring! Megasho advances once again but Champ, DGS and Bill slide out with Maddie! Bill and DGS look at each other and toss Champ back into the ring! Megasho grabs Champ and tosses him to the side like a rag doll! Bill looks on at Megasho and the CPB and shakes his head but unexpectedly, DGS grabs Bill from behind and rolls him back in where Megasho drops the Number One Contender with a massive palm to the chest! DGS looks away and grabs Maddie, quickly making his way up the ramp!
Steve White: DGS just fucked over Bill Ryder after Bill and DGS fucked over Champ! Can no one work together in this shithole! There is no order here anymore!
Chuck Thompson: Now Bill is gonna die!
EMT’s help David Arnold up onto a stretcher as DGS and Maddie watch. They look back at the ring from halfway up the ramp and see Megasho hoist Bill Ryder up and the CPB regroup! Before Megasho can do anything, Michael Rissi’s theme hits and the fans go absolutely berserk!
Steve White: He’s here! He’s here! I don’t believe it! I thought he left last week!
Chuck Thompson: Everyone has frozen Steve!
Brandon Bash’s face drops. DGS, Maddie, Champ and the CPB all freeze as a tired and pale looking Michael Rissi makes his way down the ramp. He looks pissed but more clearly he looks unwell.
Steve White: Michael Rissi doesn’t look so great. We didn’t see him on TV for a while except for last week and he wasn’t looking too good then either!
Chuck Thompson: He looks pale and tired. What’s wrong?
Rissi brushes past Arnold’s stretcher, DGS and Maddie and TQ and Van Jam. Bash’s laughter has stopped and his angry expression is evident as Megasho drops Bill Ryder. Michael Rissi looks around at everyone and brings a mic to his lips.
Michael Rissi: So this is what I get huh? This is what I get for putting in all the time I do and making you niggas what you are and giving you a FUCKING PLATFORM to do this shit on? I get mediocre nights, I get this constant ambushing and fighting bullshit every week and I get lower ratings from last year? What have I done to any of you, for you to do this and act like this hmm?
The fans stay silent and no competitor even moves and inch.
Michael Rissi: I did it all! There was nothing left for me to do or left for me to prove so I tried to guide EHWF and your asses when no one else would and this is what I get?
Chuck Thompson: What’s going on?
Michael Rissi: Then you guys wanna hate on Brandon when I pass over control for just a single week? You hate me running things then you hate him running things… SHIT – are you world class fighters or complaining little bitches because to me it sounds like you’re complaining little bitches!
Rissi looks around at everyone again. The bags under his eyes and his pale skin more and more evident as we zoom in.
Michael Rissi: Who’s fault is it that our ratings have declined from last year huh?!
Rissi looks over at Megasho.
Michael Rissi: IS IT YOU!?
Rissi looks over at DGS.
Michael Rissi: IS IT YOU!?
Rissi looks over at Bill Ryder.
Michael Rissi: IS IT YOU!?
Rissi looks over at Van Jam.
Michael Rissi: IS IT YOU!? Huh!? Who the fuck is it? Why can’t you people just man up!
Rissi takes a second and grabs the ring post. He shakes his head and stands back up straight.
Michael Rissi: Listen… I’m sick. I mean I’m sick. I ain’t told many people yet but I am and that’s just the way it is. You people… You people all disappoint me and I realize now that you people aren’t any good for me, especially at this time…
Steve White: What!? Sick? What’s happening?
Chuck Thompson: I… I don’t know Steve!
Michael Rissi: I tried so many times to get this shit through your think skulls… Shit, back in the old days it would have never taken this long to get rid of these assholes…
Rissi points at the CPB
Michael Rissi: But it’s just not the same… None of you want to see your own wrong doings. None of you want to grow a set and stop being the self pitying, aimless cocksuckers you’ve become so I have no choice, especially at this time in my life I have no choice… I’m out… I’m out.
Steve White: He’s out!?
Chuck Thompson: What!? What is this!?
The fans are shocked. The competitors don’t offer anything back but silence.
Michael Rissi: No… I’m still going to be the owner of EHWF but I don’t care anymore, I have to focus on myself right now. I’m going home and I’m going do what I have to do and collect my EHWF paycheck I get every month… But you wont see my ass back here… There was maybe only one man that could run EHWF and I couldn’t become him but it’s not my fault… it’s all yours… I’m done, Brandon Bash as the next highest ranking staff member on screen will now be in control of everything… Good luck.
Rissi drops the mic and makes his way back up the ramp. The competitors don’t react. They just watch him leave. As Rissi disappears behind the curtain the fighting doesn’t continue.
Steve White: I don’t understand… Whats wrong with Rissi? He’s left the building and he’s not coming back to Mayhem?
Chuck Thompson: He’s gone Steve. His speech just froze everything. I don’t know how to act…
Some competitors get up and others back off but the Mayhem fighters and the CPB don’t fight any longer. They don’t say a word, they just get up and try to dust themselves off.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents I don’t know what else to say. This is really unexpected and I have no idea what’s going on. I think we’ll see you next week, get home safe everyone…
We fade out at the image of the superstars and CPB walking back up the ramp. We fade to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week Michael Rissi left in a huff and now Brandon Bash is in charge! Bash has booked a beautiful main event tonight, pitting 6 very different stars against each other in a 6 man battle royal!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right! No more fear or favours Brandon Bash is here and he’s already fucking these punk ass bitches up! Everyone on the roster hates this guy and with him in charge for a while things will get interesting for sure!
Steve White: I’m pumped to see Hannah Walters and Chris Dunn take on her former flame and Dunn’s current rival, Eli Sykes and Conner Creed! Hannah has been doing amazing in the ring but outside the right things haven’t been so bright for her! Will tonight change anything?
Chuck Thompson: Aubree and Mazzio will also team up once again to take on the new dynamic team of Cowbell and Fever Dream! Two guys who are ready to prove that they are in fact the best by taking out the Tag Team of 2013 and 2014! Can they do it? I say yes!
Steve White: I’m pumped to start this night Chuck so lets do it! Lets start this special edition of Saturday Night Mayhem, the last Mayhem before Bloodbath!
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening match is set for one fall!
As "Heir To the Throne" by I Am Abomination plays over the PA system, a man appears from behind the curtain. The man whom stands at six foot three, walks directly to the center of the entrance ramp, sending a cold glaze of a stare towards all of the crowd. Scott drops to a knee, then lowers his other knee, so that he is on both knees. Scott then proceeds by letting both of his arms go outwards as to embrace whatever reaction it is the crowd is throwing at him, may it be positive or negative. A smirk envelops his face as he twist his head off to the left and spits into the crowd, to their dismay of such actions. After a few more moments, Wilson hops up to both of his feet and walks down the entrance ramp, both of his hands above his head, as if to try and avoid touching the crowd, showing a sign of feeling greater than them. Once Wilson reaches the bottom of the ramp, he circulates around the ring, a fan is cheering for him and is holding his hand out for a high five. Scott goes to give him one before retracting his hand unto his wet hair, gathering some of the moisture and flicking it into the fans eyes, as he smirks and sends a slight calm dash for the ring apron, bending in one knee as he slides up onto the apron, grasping the ropes as he hoist himself up to a full standing position. Scott flings his right arm across his chest to grasp the ring rope behind him, with a forceful pull of that particular rope, Wilson spins his entire body around, allowing his left arm to latch upon the same rope. Thus resulting in Scott having his arms upon the rope and leaning on said rope gazing out into the crowd, a style that drastically resembles one of Chris Jericho's. Once standing Scott enters the ring through the centre ropes and walks to the middle in a slight spin holding his hands up once more, resembling the same pose as on the stage. His theme begins to fade out from thus point
Patricia Downs: First! Scott Wilson!
As Saving Abel's 'New Tattoo' begins to play, the arena is filled with a mixture of pink, purple and turquoise lights. Samantha emerges from backstage at the top of the aisle with a huge grin on her face. She twirls around twice before heading down the aisle. As she makes her way down the aisle, she high fives fans along the way before making her way to the right side of the ring. She hops up onto the ring apron and then turns to face the fans. With her arms spread across the top rope and her right foot propped on the bottom rope, she bends down and quickly snaps back up, flinging her hair behind her. She then steps between the top two ropes and runs to the furthest turnbuckle, climbing up onto the second rope. She raises her hands to take in the fans’ support before waving her hand around her head in a lasso motion and then finally hopping down to begin her match.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Samantha Bloom!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Samantha Bloom vs. Scott Wilson
The match starts off with the two going to lock up but Samantha moving behind Scott Wilson and clutching him then getting him into a chicken wing! Scott whips her into the corner and goes for a corner clothesline but he comes up short and she dodges it. Scott turns around into a big flurry of right jabs from Samantha. He knocks her down with a big lariat and goes to cover but she clings to the ropes! They both get up and she boots him in the gut then hits him with an uppercut! Samantha bounces off of the ropes only to be dealt a flapjack, really smashing Samantha into the mat!
Steve White: Samantha isn’t teaming with her partner Hannah tonight and this will be a big test for her taking on a hall of famer in a one on one match. Can she bring the thunder?
Chuck Thompson: Samantha and Hannah are rumoured to be on the outs? I wonder what happened there and will it affect the status of the Tag Team Championships?
Scott goes and gets Samantha in a butterfly hold but he can’t hold it as she spins his leg out and hooks his leg, rolling over and getting him into an STF. It doesn’t take long for Scott to break out of that. He picks Samantha up by the hair and scoopslams her back down to the mat! Samantha doesn’t get time to recover as he raises her to her feet and then tosses her right back into the corner. Once again she dodges a corner clothesline then places Scott in the corner and starts to choke him with her boot, extending her long leg and pushing down on his throat with her boot!
Steve White: She's choking him! Wilson is in trouble now! Here comes the ref to break it up!
Scott rakes at her face and gets out of the choke. He hits her with a quick few jabs, a kick to the gut and ends the combo with a big DDT! Scott Wilson then covers her as the fans cheer.
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KICK OUT!
Wilson bangs the mat with his mat. She rolls up to her feet only to get kneed in the midsection and tossed into the center of the mat! Samantha gets up only to get taken back down with a lariat! Samantha is flat on the mat and Scott runs up springing off of the top rope to hit a moonsault but Samantha puts her knees up and Scott gets caught!
Steve White: A close call there and Samantha comes back and stays alive with that counter. It looks like she’s still in this one but I’m really impressed with her effort here tonight. I’m really impressed with Scott Wilson as well and I think he may just pull it off tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Wilson puts out the effort all the time but he needs this win tonight to stay in possible title contention! We’re one week away from Bloodbath Steve!
Scott gets up slowly and is met with a dropkick from Samantha! He gets up and goes to lock up but she hits him with an armdrag. She picks him up and goes for another move but he reverses it and hits her with a big lariat. She gets up and he scouts her going for the Wilson Kick but Samantha reverses it into a Boston Crab as he goes down! She tightens the hold and Wilson yells out in pain! He’s ready to tap out!
Steve White: It’s all over for Wilson right here!
Chuck Thompson: Samantha has been all over this guy! She’s going to make him tap out now!
Wilson powers his way to the ropes! Samantha is forced to break the hold and she gets up! She scouts a hurt Wilson and when he gets to his knees she runs at him but Wilson snaps her up in a surprise Small Package! The fans go nuts and Wilson pins her shoulders to the mat!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Scott Wilson!
Scott gets up and celebrates as his music plays. Samantha looks pissed off but Scott rolls out of the ring and celebrates and laughs. We fade out at Samantha shaking her head and looking at the top of the stage...
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a tag team match and its set for one fall!
Chuck Thompson: BAW GAWD DAMN! Welcome back to Saturday Night Mayhem and we got one hell of a match comin' up!
Steve White: Damn right, my dude! We gots Mazzio and Aubree Celeste versus the hottest young tag team in the bidnezz...Fever Dream and Cowbell!
Chuck Thompson: This match is an opportunity for them to strut their stuff against an established tag team in Mazzio and Celeste. Really, this is a pure and simple talent showcase, and I for one am excited.
Steve White: You gotta be thick to hang with that FeverBell combo bit. Like up down up down left right left right b a start, ya feel?
Chuck Thompson: I feel ya, Steve. I feel ya!
The lights dim in the house. You can't see it, but you can feel it.
STOP!
DROP!
SHUT IT DOWN OPEN UP SHOP!
DMX's “Ruff Ryder Anthem” begins to blare over the speakers and Fever Dream and Cowbell step out from behind the curtain to a huge crowd POP!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Cowbell and Fever Dream!
Chuck Thompson: God damn, there they is, there they be. It's them good ol' boys!
Steve White: You know, Cowbell looks like he could be related to you Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: I can only be so lucky! I wouldn't care if he had smashed some of my ancestors poon, ya follow me?
Steve White: I do, Steve. Truly, I do. I wish I could be as thick as you.
Chuck Thompson: Some day you will, Steve. Some day you will. Sorry, that was a lie.
Fever Dream and Cowbell slide into the ring and Cowbell lifts Fever Dream up on his shoulder to another huge crowd POP!
Chuck Thompson: GAWD DAMN!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. Aubree Celeste comes out as well and the fans go nuts! They walk out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. They raise their arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio and Aubree then proceed down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. They get in the ring and Mazzio takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Steve White: It's that Mazzio, boy! He showed these two mad respect. He called em the workhorses, and when those words come from out of Mazzio's mouth? You know you earned that shit.
Chuck Thompson: He better be careful though. That line of thinking can net you a loss real quick like if you're not careful. He doesn't know what these two are capable of.
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents! Mazzio and Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Mazzio & Aubree vs. Cowbell & Fever Dream
Mazzio decides to start the match for his team as Cowbell and Fever Dream both look at each other to try and decide who goes first.
Steve White: What's going on?
Cowbell reaches down in his tights and pulls out a twelve pack of tacos from Taco Bell. A few of them are missing, doe. Fever Dream reaches into his tights and pulls out a mashed potato sandwich from his house, not even in a sandwich bag ugh! The crowd POPS for that shit!
Chuck Thompson: It looks like Cowbell's going first!
The referee calls for the bell and the match begins!
Steve White: I don't even know how they decided that! Their brains are operating at uberdick uberthick levels that we can't comprehend!
Chuck Thompson: BAH GAWD MY HEADS GAWNNA ESPLODE!
Cowbell charges Mazzio... Mazzio nails Cowbell with a huge Iron Punch, barely even noticing Cowbell's effort. Cowbell plummets to the mat as Mazzio looks on bored.
Chuck Thompson: IRON PUNCH! IRON PUNCH DIRECTLY TO COWBELL!
Steve White: Fever Dream's coming to check on his friend!
Fever Dream charges the ring... Mazzio appears in front of him at amazing speed and smacks Fever Dream across the head with another Iron Punch! The fans are going nuts as Mazzio lifts Fever Dream by his throat off of the ground and easily tosses him out of the ring!
Chuck Thompson: IRON PUNCH TO FEVER DREAM! MAZZIOS HANDIN' EM OUT LIKE SKITTLES DAWG!
Fever Dream flies out of the ring as Mazzio tags in Aubree. Cowbell starts to stand to his feet as Aubree catches him by the arm... She pulls him back and hits an already destroyed Cowbell with the Beautiful Goodbye! The fans go crazy for Aubree!
Chuck Thompson: BEAUTIFUL GOODBYE! BAH GAWD COWBELLS OUT!
Aubree goes for the cover.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners... Mazzio and Aubree Celeste!
Chuck Thompson: That's it! That's the match!
Steve White: Mazzio and Aubree made short work of the Ruff Ryders...
Chuck Thompson: They just had an off night. I think Cowbell popped one too many molly's before they went out there.
Steve White: Dang, narc! Don't let them hear you sayin that shit...
Fever Dream gets to his feet outside the ring as Aubree and Mazzio celebrate inside the ring. Cowbell rolls out of the ring and Fever Dream starts helping him to the back. The camera catches Cowbell speaking before they walk out of sight.
Cowbell: Lesbians and deaf women...wear the same clothes.
Fever Dream: I know, man. I know.
Aubree and Mazzio continue celebrating to a cheering crowd as the scene fades to black.
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening match is set for one fall!
The arena goes black as "Snake Eyes" by Sworn In begins to play.
"Shoot me fucking dead.
Take me away from this place, cause all I see here is your God damn face.
Torturing me, infecting my life.
If this is all I see I'd rather go blind."
Ominously, Eli Sykes, followed by his enforcer "Big" Jay Strickland, creeps from behind the curtain and out onto the stage with nothing but a dim light illuminating him. He casts a cold stare to the crowd before making his way down the ramp. Along the way fans reach past the barricade trying to get a high five from Eli, but he refuses by yelling profanities at the crowd. As he approaches the ring, he makes his way around to the steel steps, climbing his way up, and stepping between the top and middle rope, and Strickland enters the ring by stepping over the top rope. Eli Sykes kneels down, preparing for his match, with the foreboding presence of Jay Strickland lurking in the background.
Patricia Downs: First! Eli Sykes!
“Take em Out” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
The opening roar of "Face Everything and Rise" by Papa Roach is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit before he points towards the crowd and then twerks - to the delight of the female fans, before he runs his hands through his wet bleach blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark black and pink "Show Stealer" muscle shirt and threw it into the crowd before beginning to strut around the ring, as he awaits the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents first… Chris Dunn!
The camera's turn toward the stage as "Burnin' Up" begins to play as Hannah Walters makes her way out from backstage. The fans scream, as she raises her arms up and points both of her index fingers in the air, shaking her hips. She makes her way down the ramp, slapping the fans hands. She hurries up the stairs and steps into the ring between the top and middle rope shaking her butt some as she enters. Once in the ring, she runs to the nearest turnbuckle and hops on the second rope waving her hands in the air and blows a kiss with a wink. Hannah hops down and awaits her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Hannah Walters!
DING DING DING
Match 3: Hannah Walters & Chris Dunn vs. Eli Sykes and Conner Creed
Sykes glares at Creed, as Creed smiles smugly at him while climbing out onto the apron to let Eli start the match. Dunn obviously wants to charge at Eli, but Hannah does her best to hold him back. She pleads with him, asking him to let her start the match.
Steve White: Well, the bell rang but it seems like Hannah Walters is trying to keep her husband Chris and her former "boo" or "bae," whatever slang terms women use for boyfriend these days from tearing each other apart.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah...I think she should just let them tear each other apart. I thought women loved it when men fought over them? They're so confusing, Steve.
Steve White: Indeed they are, Chuck.
Eli would approach the two, trash talking Dunn and telling Hannah to let him go so they could settle it. Dunn would slip past Hannah and dive at Eli, but Eli is able to keep his balance as he locks up with Dunn. The crowd is eating this up, as Hannah shakes her head in defeat before climbing onto the apron. Eli and Dunn start clubbing each other with rights and lefts, ignoring the pain from each others fists to try and not let the other have the upper hand. Dunn manages to push Eli back into a corner, only for Eli to push Dunn back go back to swinging wildly at each other.
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! Finally! These two are going to rip each other apart!
Steve White: You're right, Chuck! This is more of a fight than a wrestling match! The referee isn't even going to try and tell these guys not to use closed fists!
The two keep pushing each other into the ropes and around the ring while swinging blindly at each other, until Eli backs Dunn into his own corner and Hannah tags herself in! She quickly climbs into the ring and tries to get in between the two so they'll stop fighting. Both men don't even notice her at first, so she hooks her arms around Dunn's waist from behind and pulls him away from Eli! She spins him around and pushes him into the turnbuckle, as the ref shows that he saw the tag. Dunn shakes his head at Hannah before he climbs onto the apron before the ref gets to the count of 5.
Steve White: Hannah still trying to play the peace keeper between these two
Chuck Thompson: Come on, Hannah! Just let them get it out of their system!
Hannah turns her attention back to Eli, who runs his hands through his hair, pulling at it in anger. He points at Dunn and tells her to tag him back in because he refuses to hurt her. She looks at him and shakes her head, refusing to tag Dunn back in while also making sure to keep her distance to where Dunn can't tag himself back in. Eli places his hands on his hips, as he looks down in anger. He turns and kicks the bottom rope out of frustration before slapping Creed hard on the shoulder to tag him in.
Steve White: Sykes seems pretty pissed that Hannah did that, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: He refuses to hurt her...but I don't think tagging in someone like Creed as hard as he did to send him into the ring with someone you say you care about.
Eli climbs out onto the apron as Creed looks from his shoulder where Eli just smacked him...out to Hannah with a big, evil grin on his face. He climbs into the ring and pops his knuckles while Hannah looks on uneasily. The two meet up in the middle of the ring. Hannah may seem afraid, but she sure isn't backing down. The two lock up, as the crowd gets behind Hannah. Creed easily overpowers Hannah and wrenches her head into a headlock, quickly squeezing in more pressure as he laughs at her, yelling that he's going to end her here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: You know...I want to believe that Sykes is really regretting making Creed more angry when he even said he's looking to practically kill Hannah here tonight.
Steve White: I'm sure he didn't mean to, Chuck. He's blinded by rage right now.
Creed continues to wrench in more pressure on Hannah's head and neck as she pulls him back, bouncing against the ropes and using the momentum to shove him off of her and whip him into the opposite ropes. Creed comes charging back at her as she drops down onto her stomach, forcing Creed to leap over her. Creed bounces off the ropes once again as Hannah quickly pushes herself up and then leaps into the air, wrapping her legs around Creed's head as she twirls around, flipping Creed over with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors! The crowd pops as Hannah jumps back up to her feet and flashes a big smile, boosting with confidence!
Steve White: And Hannah with the headscissors out of nowhere!
Chuck Thompson: It seems like she might be the only one out there who's mind isn't clouded with rage right now, Steve!
Steve White: That may be true, Chuck, but she's still worried about keeping Sykes and Dunn from tearing each other apart. But while she has Creed in the ring, she knows that she's keeping that from happening!
Creed pounds his fist on the mat in anger, quickly charging up from his knees and leaps up onto Hannah with a Lou Thesz press! He would then grab her head, and start lifting it up before repeatedly slamming the back of her head into the mat to the crowd's dismay! Creed jumps up to his feet, flips Eli off and then quickly runs over to Dunn and hits him in the face with a forearm, knocking him off the apron!
Steve White: Creed not letting Hannah have the time to build up her momentum or even celebrate that amazing headscissor, then takes Dunn off the apron! Creed is on fire!
Creed would then step over to Hannah who is holding the back of her head in pain and then simply step over her throat with his left foot. He pushes down a bit, choking her as he looks over to Sykes and laughs. The referee gets to a four count as Eli seems to pace back and forth on the apron in anger. Hannah tosses Creed off of her and gets to her feet! Eli blind tags himself in! Hannah gets up and Chris blind tags himself in! Hannah and Creed look pissed!
Steve White: Dunn and Sykes are coming into this match!
Dunn and Sykes aggressively lock up! Sykes knees Dunn in the gut countless times before pulling him back and hitting him with a big dropkick! Hannah can't watch and looks away. Sykes rushes Dunn on the mat again and gets the upper hand! Dunn can't get anything in this one and Sykes lines him up for the old Syke Out! Dunn gets to his feet but Dunn ducks Sykes and Sykes falls into the apron, accidentally knocking down Hannah from the apron!
Steve White: Hannah wasn't looking and Sykes accidentally knocked Hannah down when he was going for Dunn!
Sykes looks shocked as he looks down at Hannah who he just knocked down to the outside! Sykes turns around and Dunn quickly side steps him and hits him with the Heartstopper! The fans cheer as Dunn covers Sykes off of the distraction!
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2...
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners... Chris Dunn and Hannah Walters!
Chris Dunn gets to his feet and goes to check on Hannah who gets back in the ring but she goes over and checks on Eli Sykes. Chris Dunn doesn't look happy! He yells at Hannah but Hannah yells back. They get into an argument but out of nowhere, Eli Sykes' new manager Big Jay Strickland runs in and nails Chris Dunn with a massive running STO!
Chuck Thompson: Bah Shit! That Big Jay Strickland! That's Eli Sykes' new manager! Dunn got levelled!
Hannah gets up and goes to check on Dunn, she pleads with Jay but Jay has Dunn in his sights. Jay walks up and goes to grab Dunn but Hannah stands up and slaps the big man in the face! The fans gasp in shock as Big Jay looks pissed! Hannah takes a step back but Jay is fuming! Big Jay lunches at Hannah countless times but she easily dodges him! Hannah kicks Big Jay right in the gut then follows up with right hands and a dropkick! Big Jay hits the ropes and Hannah runs up, clotheslining Big Jay over the top rope to the outside with amazing strength! The fans go berserk!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! Hannah Walters is freaking incredible! She just tossed Big Jay Strickland out on his ass like nothing!
Eli Sykes has gotten to his feet and grabs Dunn by his head. Hannah spots him and pleads with him to leave Dunn alone. Sykes stops an thinks about it. Hannah and Sykes continue to argue but Sykes won't let Dunn go! Sykes goes to fuck Dunn up but Creed runs in from nowhere and nails Sykes with a Clothesline From Hell! The fans go nuts as Creed takes a bow and rolls out of the ring! Hannah looks on upset as she stands over the two unconscious bodies of the men fighting for her attention, not knowing who to tend to. We fade out to a commercial as Creed backs up the ramp laughing.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is an over the top rope battle royal!
Abruptly the lights go out across the arena and it sends the crowed into a frenzy. Slowly the Image of the skull that blinks from being normal to x-rayed appears on the stage screen.
HAIL TO THE KING!
Avenged Sevenfolds Hail to the king blast over the pa system and Eric Smith burst out from behind the curtain dressed in black short trunks and knee pads. His hands are heavily taped. The fans erupt in anger and boos. He then thrust his arms out and into the air. Eric then walks to the center of the stage and crouches down on the stage. He abruptly jumps back up and roars like a mad man. And as his feet hit the ground piro explodes to his left and to his right turning the arena red. Eric then begins to make his way down the ramp . The Rage then walks to the ring steps and climbs his way to the turnbuckle and looks out over the crowed. Climbing into the ring he then awaits for opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Eric Smith!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next... Savannah
Maddie Murdock’s music hits the PA System. She comes out and makes her way down the ramp then gets in the ring. She waits for her opponents and the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And next… Maddie Murdock!
The lights go out in the arena. A few moments pass before the words "Fear the reaper" is heard throughout the PA system. That's when "Heaven Knows" by The Pretty Reckless starts playing as lighters and cell phones come on through the arena, illuminating the arena a little bit. After a few moments of this, a spotlight turns on at the top of the ramp showing David Arnold and Ashley Danyell standing there.
The fans don't cheer nor boo, they simply just continue with their lights until blue spotlights start flashing through the arena along with the rhythm of the song. David stands there, staring out at the arena, the hood of his black vest covering his head and face all the way to his eye level, Ashley at his side wearing a similiar outfit to his with the same kind of hood over her head as well. After pausing a few more moments, they then head down to the ring, not interacting with anyone or anything.
Ashley heads up the steps slowly followed by David. Ashley slowly heads into the ring as David stands out on the apron for a while, just looking around at the arena. David then heads into the ring as the lights in the arena come back on. David just stares out at them, no emotion on his face, as he takes his vest and skull cap off, handing them to Ashley who then leaves the ring with them, then stands there waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next... David Arnold!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "Deceiver of the Gods" by Amon Amarth begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Followed by James Champ!
"It's the End of an Empire..."
Spotlights in the rafters and strobe/laser combinations on-stage come alive, pulsing bright white in time with Celldweller's "End of an Empire". David Gideon Smith, garbed in a white longcoat overlaid with a gold-and-black cuirass, slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Coming to a halt at the top of the ramp, he lifts his hands to the black hood concealing his face.
"A start... an end... a rise, and fall,
No system eternal and no one immortal.
Creation all... must end... in destruction.
WE CANNOT CHANGE THE FATE OF CIVILIZATION."
DGS tosses back his hood, exposing his face and triggering rows of white pyro columns on either side of him (a' la Brock Lesnar). He remains atop the ramp as his music approaches fever-pitch, impassively surveying the arena, and as the first verse hits he at last starts down the ramp. Reaching ringside, he ascends the steel steps and enters through the ropes, crosses the ring and goes up onto the second turnbuckle. From there he surveys the crowd, standing tall, his face a mask of stoicism and contempt; after a few moments he shrugs out of his longcoat, tossing it down to ringside, and hops back down to the mat, where he begins to pace calmly back and forth, loosening up his upper body.
Patricia Downs: And finally… The EHWF Champion… David Smith!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: David Smith vs. Maddie Murdock vs. James Champ vs. David Arnold vs. Savannah vs. Eric Smith
The match begins and all six competitors stare at each other from across the ring. David Smith and Madison Murdock come together and align themselves as James Champ laughs and taunts everyone. Eric Smith doesn’t look impressed and instead chooses to stare down Savannah. Savannah isn’t intimidated and gestures for Eric to bring it but Eric just ominously stands there. Eric Smith lunges at Savannah and starts beating on her and the fans go nuts! David Arnold comes behind Eric and starts beating on him! Eric knocks Savannah downs and starts trading blows with Arnold as both men fall into the corner and start wrestling! DGS aggressively walks up to James Champ and the two lock up! James Champ starts talking to DGS as they struggle but Maddie Murdock comes behind Champ and nails him with a big pound in the back! DGS forearms Champ and Champ falls giving DGS and Maddie time to beat him up and stomp on him on the mat!
Steve White: Maddie and DGS have something no one else in this match has and that’s a partnership. That just may be the difference maker in this match!
Chuck Thompson: That's very true Steve, that is a huge advantage in this match but all of these competitors are tough guys to take down and I don't think it'll be that easy especially in a match like this! Once you go over the top rope and hit the ground, you're out!
Maddie and DGS continue to stomp out Champ until he's down on the mat pretty good. David Arnold comes up and rushes DGS from behind with a forearm to the back! Arnold picks DGS up and knees him in the gut then goes to toss him over the top rope but Maddie makes the save and jumps on Arnold's back! Arnold flips Maddie onto the mat but DGS has enough time to nail Arnold with a massive spear! DGS gets up and looks down at Arnold but when DGS turns around, Savannah nails him with pounce! The fans go nuts until Eric Smith comes in and hits Savannah with a reverse STO! Eric picks Savannah up and hits her with a big inverted suplex! Eric notices DGS trying to get up so he punts him in the ribs! Eric turns his attention back to Savannah and locks her in a camel clutch! Savannah screams out in pain as Smith wrenches the hold as far back as he can!
Steve White: Smith is cleaning up right now! But this is an over the top rope battle royal not a submission match! What on Earth is he doing? He has the perfect opportunity to eliminate Savannah but he's trying to make her tap out!
Chuck Thompson: Isn't it clear Steve? Smith is in this match to ensure these guys hurt each other tonight! He's doing this to soften up Savannah for Alexandria! Smith is the hired gun for Bash in this match!
Smith rams Savannah's head into the mat then gets up and goes to stomp her out but Maddie hits Smith with a dropkick to the back! DGS gets up and they regroup. Arnold stumbles into DGS' grasp and him and Maddie hit Arnold with a double suplex! Eric gets to his feet but DGS and Maddie also hit him with a double suplex! Savannah gets up and goes to follow up on Eric on the mat but DGS grabs her and she falls subject to a double suplex from DGS and Maddie as well! DGS turns right into a big superkick from Champ! DGS goes down and Maddie looks down shocked! She looks up and gets hit right in the face with a Champ superkick as well! The fans get to their feet! Champ picks up Savannah up from the mat but Savannah hits him with a jawbreaker! Suddenly, Alexandria Kendrick marches down the ramp to the ring, screaming and shouting at Savannah!
Steve White: Oh no! What's Alexandria out here for now? Kendrick and Savannah have cost each other matches for 2 months now and they've brawled every Mayhem for a while now!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria is convinced that Savannah had something to do with the disappearance of William Patrick and it looks like we're gonna see another brawl before Bloodbath!
Savannah leans on the ropes and yells back at Kendrick, preventing get from getting in the ring! They scream and shout at each other for a while until Eric runs up behind Savannah and tosses her over the top rope, dumping her on the outside! Kendrick backs off and looks down at Savannah on the outside and laughs her head off!
Patricia Downs: Savannah has been eliminated!
Steve White: NO! That was unfair! We had a Corporate distration! That was bullshit!
Chuck Thompson: Shit is gonna hit the fan Steve!
Savannah looks up at Alexandria. The look of rage overtakes her whole face and she springs up, diving on the Hardcore Champion! They start brawling and wrestling on the ground outside! Arnold looks on at the outside until Eric runs up and nails him with a big forearm to the back of the neck then proceeds to try dumping him over the top rope! James runs up from behind and tosses both Arnold and Eric over the top rope but they both hit the apron! Champ turns around but DGS and Maddie hit him with a double lariat! Arnold gets back in the ring but comes right in the grasp of Maddie and DGS! They start pummeling him but Arnold drops DGS with an elbow to the face then hits Maddie with a big right hand! Maddie falls in the corner and Arnold runs up hitting her with a corner clothesline! She drops in the corner and Arnold starts choking her out with his knee against the ropes! Eric runs up and smacks Arnold's head off of the corner then tosses him over the top rope! Arnold catches the ropes and saves himself! Eric turns back to the ring but Maddie and DGS hit him with a double dropkick, sending him over the top rope and to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Eric Smith has been eliminated!
Steve White: Eric Smith let's his guard down for a split second and BAM! He's eliminated! What a great match and what great teamwork by Maddie and DGS!
Chuck Thompson: 4 competitors remain in the ring but only one can win! Only one competitor can win!
Champ takes advantage and king hits DGS in the back of the head! DGS falls to the mat and Champ starts choking him against the ropes but Maddie jumps on Champ and starts hitting him with lefts and rights! DGS is able to get up and double team Champ again with Maddie! David Arnold comes up behind DGS and rams him into the corner then starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! Arnold tosses DGS over the top rope! DGS hits the apron and barely saves himself! Maddie runs over from behind and saves DGS by dumping Arnold over the top rope, eliminating him!
Patricia Downs: David Arnold has been eliminated!
Steve White: Arnold was eliminated from behind! He was two seconds from getting rid of DGS but Maddie saved his ass!
Chuck Thompson: Only three competitors remain and… WATCH OUT!
James Champ lines Maddie up as Maddie tries to help DGS back in the ring from the apron. Maddie hears Champ and ducks at the last second! Champ fires a superkick and accidentally nails DGS with it! The superkick aimed for Maddie connects beautifully with David Smith’s chin and launches him off of the apron into the barricade! Maddie looks over shocked as the fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: David Smith has been eliminated!
Steve White: Oh shit! Maddie ducked that superkick and it accidentally got DGS! DGS is out! Champ and Maddie remain!
Chuck Thompson: That must be shattering for Maddie and the Champion but she can still win it here!
Champ snaps Maddie out of her shock and rips her up to her feet! He smacks her in the face with big right hands and drops her! She begins to bleed but Champ doesn’t let up, he yells at her and stops her out on the mat! Maddie tries to fight back but he knees her in the gut then pulls her in and hoists her up for a big powerbomb! He gets her up and walks her over to the ropes! He lifts her and tosses her out of the ring but she grasps on with her legs at the last second and hits Champ with a hurricanrana, tossing him out of the ring! Maddie follows after, falling on top of him but Champ hit the outside first off of the reversal!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Maddie Murdock!
Steve White: What a match that was! Champ thought he had it damn it!
Suddenly, with all 6 members outside of the ring, hurt, bleeding and exhausted – Lifestyle hits the PA System!
Chuck Thompson: Oh no! What now! These guys just went through a battle here! Now now!
Nick Rissi, Van Jam, TQ Smooth and Katerina Millani come out and make their way down the stage! The competitors make their way to their feet and watch on but Alexandria nails Savannah in the back with a chair and Eric Smith takes Arnold down with a reverse STO! The fans start cheering as the rest of the CPB comes down and surrounds the rest of the competitors! Van Jam runs up and nails DGS with the Van Jaminator! TQ Smooth tackles Maddie Murdock to the ground and then tosses her back inside the ring. Champ backs off, unsure of whats going down until Nick Rissi puts his hand on his shoulder and boots Champ in the balls! The rest of the CPB toss, DGS, Champ, Arnold and Savannah in the ring!
Steve White: This is incredible… The CPB come out here and ambush these poor folks after their big battle royal! Now I see why Brandon made this match – as a statement!
Chuck Thompson: Well it’s about to get worse!
Megasho and Brandon Bash make their way down the ramp. Bash kicks back against the barricade as the rest of the CPB with Megasho circle the beaten and exhausted competitors. Savannah gets up only to get a Perfect Shot from Alexandria! Van Jam stomps her out and tosses her out of the ring. Megasho walks over and grabs Arnold by the throat. He lifts him up and chokeslams him from the ring to the outside! Arnold lands on his head!
Steve White: OH SHIT! ARNOLD GOT DUMPED ON HIS HEAD!
Chuck Thompson: Get a crash kart out here right now!
Doctors swarm David Arnold on the outside and tend to him. He’s completely knocked out and bleeding badly from his head. Brandon Bash just laughs. DGS gets up and so does Champ. They look on shocked at all of the CPB surrounding them. DGS looks like he’s going to back off but he quickly hits TQ Smooth with a right hand! Champ runs up and hits Van Jam with a superkick! Smith grabs DGS from behind but DGS shakes him off and drops him! All of a sudden, Megasho advances on DGS and Champ and grabs both of them around the throat! Champ and DGS try to fight Megasho off but he doesn’t budge an inch! Megasho chokeslams them both down to the damn mat!
Steve White: This is just sick to watch! Is David Arnold all right?
Chuck Thompson: He looks fucked up and Megasho just fucked up DGS and Champ! Alexandria has KNOCKED OUT Savannah on the outside with Van Jam! The numbers game is too strong!
Nick Rissi grabs a hurt Maddie Murdock and picks her up, giving her to Megasho! Megasho grabs her and pulls her hair ready to crush but suddenly the fans go nuts!
Steve White: BILL RYDER!? BILL RYDER!
Chuck Thompson: He’s here!
Bill runs out in civilian clothes and a straightening cast around his injured leg! Bill runs down the ramp and slides in the ring, hip and shouldering TQ out of the way! He jumps up and rams right into Megasho! Megasho drops Maddie and Bill Ryder makes Megasho stumble! Bill backs off again and rams into Megasho once more but it’s no good! Bill tires a third time but Nick hits Bill with an Angel Strike out of nowhere! Bill falls to the CPB and Katerina rips his cast off of his leg! Van Jam comes over with a steel chair and starts hitting his injured leg over and over again!
Steve White: And now Bill’s copping it! This has gone on long enough but no one can do anything! This is Brandon Bash’s show and he’s just sitting on the barricade watching and laughing!
James Champ makes a last attempt and superkicks the chair into Van’s face! Eric goes for breathless but DGS hits Eric with the Spear! DGS and Champ turn around as TQ charges them but Bill grabs his legs from the mat and the three pummel TQ! DGS quickly helps Maddie out of the ring! Megasho advances once again but Champ, DGS and Bill slide out with Maddie! Bill and DGS look at each other and toss Champ back into the ring! Megasho grabs Champ and tosses him to the side like a rag doll! Bill looks on at Megasho and the CPB and shakes his head but unexpectedly, DGS grabs Bill from behind and rolls him back in where Megasho drops the Number One Contender with a massive palm to the chest! DGS looks away and grabs Maddie, quickly making his way up the ramp!
Steve White: DGS just fucked over Bill Ryder after Bill and DGS fucked over Champ! Can no one work together in this shithole! There is no order here anymore!
Chuck Thompson: Now Bill is gonna die!
EMT’s help David Arnold up onto a stretcher as DGS and Maddie watch. They look back at the ring from halfway up the ramp and see Megasho hoist Bill Ryder up and the CPB regroup! Before Megasho can do anything, Michael Rissi’s theme hits and the fans go absolutely berserk!
Steve White: He’s here! He’s here! I don’t believe it! I thought he left last week!
Chuck Thompson: Everyone has frozen Steve!
Brandon Bash’s face drops. DGS, Maddie, Champ and the CPB all freeze as a tired and pale looking Michael Rissi makes his way down the ramp. He looks pissed but more clearly he looks unwell.
Steve White: Michael Rissi doesn’t look so great. We didn’t see him on TV for a while except for last week and he wasn’t looking too good then either!
Chuck Thompson: He looks pale and tired. What’s wrong?
Rissi brushes past Arnold’s stretcher, DGS and Maddie and TQ and Van Jam. Bash’s laughter has stopped and his angry expression is evident as Megasho drops Bill Ryder. Michael Rissi looks around at everyone and brings a mic to his lips.
Michael Rissi: So this is what I get huh? This is what I get for putting in all the time I do and making you niggas what you are and giving you a FUCKING PLATFORM to do this shit on? I get mediocre nights, I get this constant ambushing and fighting bullshit every week and I get lower ratings from last year? What have I done to any of you, for you to do this and act like this hmm?
The fans stay silent and no competitor even moves and inch.
Michael Rissi: I did it all! There was nothing left for me to do or left for me to prove so I tried to guide EHWF and your asses when no one else would and this is what I get?
Chuck Thompson: What’s going on?
Michael Rissi: Then you guys wanna hate on Brandon when I pass over control for just a single week? You hate me running things then you hate him running things… SHIT – are you world class fighters or complaining little bitches because to me it sounds like you’re complaining little bitches!
Rissi looks around at everyone again. The bags under his eyes and his pale skin more and more evident as we zoom in.
Michael Rissi: Who’s fault is it that our ratings have declined from last year huh?!
Rissi looks over at Megasho.
Michael Rissi: IS IT YOU!?
Rissi looks over at DGS.
Michael Rissi: IS IT YOU!?
Rissi looks over at Bill Ryder.
Michael Rissi: IS IT YOU!?
Rissi looks over at Van Jam.
Michael Rissi: IS IT YOU!? Huh!? Who the fuck is it? Why can’t you people just man up!
Rissi takes a second and grabs the ring post. He shakes his head and stands back up straight.
Michael Rissi: Listen… I’m sick. I mean I’m sick. I ain’t told many people yet but I am and that’s just the way it is. You people… You people all disappoint me and I realize now that you people aren’t any good for me, especially at this time…
Steve White: What!? Sick? What’s happening?
Chuck Thompson: I… I don’t know Steve!
Michael Rissi: I tried so many times to get this shit through your think skulls… Shit, back in the old days it would have never taken this long to get rid of these assholes…
Rissi points at the CPB
Michael Rissi: But it’s just not the same… None of you want to see your own wrong doings. None of you want to grow a set and stop being the self pitying, aimless cocksuckers you’ve become so I have no choice, especially at this time in my life I have no choice… I’m out… I’m out.
Steve White: He’s out!?
Chuck Thompson: What!? What is this!?
The fans are shocked. The competitors don’t offer anything back but silence.
Michael Rissi: No… I’m still going to be the owner of EHWF but I don’t care anymore, I have to focus on myself right now. I’m going home and I’m going do what I have to do and collect my EHWF paycheck I get every month… But you wont see my ass back here… There was maybe only one man that could run EHWF and I couldn’t become him but it’s not my fault… it’s all yours… I’m done, Brandon Bash as the next highest ranking staff member on screen will now be in control of everything… Good luck.
Rissi drops the mic and makes his way back up the ramp. The competitors don’t react. They just watch him leave. As Rissi disappears behind the curtain the fighting doesn’t continue.
Steve White: I don’t understand… Whats wrong with Rissi? He’s left the building and he’s not coming back to Mayhem?
Chuck Thompson: He’s gone Steve. His speech just froze everything. I don’t know how to act…
Some competitors get up and others back off but the Mayhem fighters and the CPB don’t fight any longer. They don’t say a word, they just get up and try to dust themselves off.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents I don’t know what else to say. This is really unexpected and I have no idea what’s going on. I think we’ll see you next week, get home safe everyone…
We fade out at the image of the superstars and CPB walking back up the ramp. We fade to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.