Post by EHWF Management on Apr 10, 2016 3:59:00 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week everyone and their mother would have seen Eli Sykes once again defend his EHWF Championship and add to his very impressive reign! This time he was able to defeat the badass Jason Dave in a first blood match and not only retain the EHWF Championship but also capture Dave’s half of the Tag team championships! Now Eli must choose a partner for the other half, who will it be!
Chuck Thompson: Eli Sykes is on an amazing roll, one we haven’t seen for some time but Jason Dave still wants Eli’s head! He’ll have to get in line though as a lot of superstars are looking to take on Eli at Retribution! Tonight however, Eli Sykes will have his hands full as he goes one on one in a champion vs. champion main event with the NEW Hardcore Champion and fast rising star, Lord Raab! Lord Raab is a monster of destruction who defeated the powerful Supernova Zoe McDraven in only his second match to become the EHWF Hardcore Champion! There is no telling where this monster could go if he defeats Eli here tonight!
Steve White: I can’t wait for that one but I also can’t wait for the new Showtime Champion Blaise to defend her title against one of her rivals Hannah Walters in what should be an epic clash! Blaise added even more gold to her already impressive list of achievements but Hannah Walters will be looking to rain on her parade and take it away in her first defence! I can’t miss this match!
Chuck Thompson: And how about Ryan Morgan’s betrayal of Mazzio and reveal that he is an advisor to a board member! That guy is a slimy, snaky fuck but he says he has an even further announcement that will change EHWF forever! I can’t wait to see it but I hope Ryan Morgan gets what’s coming to him tonight regardless of what his big ‘reveal’ is. Fuck him!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop following the fallout of last week! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome EHWF Owner and CEO… Michael Rissi!
The fans go BERSERK as Michael Rissi’s theme music hits and he comes out on the stage dressed in a $10000 Versace suit. He makes his way down the ramp and interacts with the fans before getting in the ring and being handed the mic by Patricia. Rissi waits for the music to fade and the fans to quiet before he speaks.
Michael Rissi: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to MAYHEM! We've got an action packed night planned out for you tonight coming hot off of Bloodbath!
The fans go nuts with cheers and applause!
Steve White: Michael Rissi starting off the show here tonight, I wonder what he's gotta say.
Michael Rissi: And what an event Bloodbath was! Eli Sykes is still the EHWF Champion and everyone is as hungry as ever to knock his impressive reign off! Tonight however, EHWF moves on towards its next big event... Retribution!
The fans go wild and Rissi waits for them to calm down!
Michael Rissi: That's right... EHWF Retribution will be taking place again this year on the 24th of April but at this event, we're going to see a bit of a twist - something to shake things up!
Steve White: Shake things up!? What does he mean by a twist at Retribution?
Michael Rissi: Since everyone and their mother want in on a world title match... They're going to get that opportunity at Retribution... A certain contest will be held at the event and it will be called the Retribution Royale!!
The fans go wild as Rissi nods.
Steve White: Retribution Royale!?
Michael Rissi: That’s right, the Retribution Royale! It'll be a 30-Person over the top battle royal contested under elimination rules with a new competitor entering the match every three minutes! The winner of this massive blockbuster of a match will be crowned the number one contender to the EHWF World Championship!
Fans: OHHHHHH!
Steve White: The Retribution Royale!? 30 competitors all fighting in one massive match to become number one contender!?
Chuck Thompson: I can't believe it Steve! A huge announcement tonight and it's all going to go down at Retribution this month! This is going to be huge!
The fans are going absolutely nuts and they're all on their feet as Rissi holds his arms out in the ring! The cheering gets louder and louder as the Retribution logo appears on screen!
Michael Rissi: So at Retribution on April 24th… For the first time… 30 Competitors… One Ring… One Winner… All for a shot at the biggest prize in the industry and a chance to immortalize oneself forever! Please… Enjoy the night ladies and gentlemen!
We pan to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this opening bout is scheduled for one fall and it is a tag team match!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… TQ Smooth!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits he comes out on the stage then to the ramp then finally gets in the ring and waits for his opponents with TQ Smooth.
Patricia Downs: And next his partner… Kevin Hunter!
“Rollin” by Limp Bizket hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and cheer continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man raises hisd hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, as he shows his respect for the fans that made him a legend. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction towards their hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man again raises both hands into the air and embraces the love that is showered upon him.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… First… Black Man!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And lastly… His partner… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Sah’ta Thor!
DING DING DING!
The match begins as Black Man and Kevin Hunter lock up! Hunter gives Black a mean knee to the gut but Black fires back with a right hand! Hunter whips Black hard into the turnbuckle then follows up with a corner clothesline! The fans cheer as Hunter goes for another one but Black Man raises his leg and Hunter runs into his boot! Hunter stumbles around in pain, holding his jaw as Black Man levels him with a quick lariat!
Steve White: Black Man and Kevin Hunter out here right now fighting a damn tough contest!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man and TQ are returning to EHWF tonight and if you’ve been keeping up on EHWF.com they both have had heat with young rookie Andre Pierre lately.
Black Man picks Kevin Hunter up only for Hunter to drop down and hit Black with a jawbreaker! Hunter walks up and boots Black Man in the thigh, sending him to a knee! Hunter then hits Black Man with a flurry of knees to his chest then hits Black Man with a close DDT! The fans go wild as Hunter covers Black Man!
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Black Man gets a shoulder up and Kevin picks him up, tossing him into the corner! Kevin swings bit Black Man ducks and Kevin finds himself in the corner as Black Man starts wildly stomping out Kevin against the turnbuckle until the ref breaks it up! Black Man pulls Kevin out of the corner and knees him in the gut before flipping him on the mat! Black Man picks Kevin up to follow up but BAM another jawbreaker from Kevin! The fans are going nuts! Kevin lines Black Man up and dropkicks him square in the chest! Both men hit the mat and the fans get to their feet!
Steve White: Kevin Hunter fighting back to Black Man who seemed to have controlled this one! Can Hunter get revenge on Black Man for his underhanded ways at Retribution?
Chuck Thompson: I see big things in Hunter. He was in the little leagues in ECWF as their champion but now he’s trying to crack into the big leagues and he’s done an intense job thus far.
They both get up and Black Man boots Kevin in the gut then slams him with a big spinebuster! Black comes over and tags in Thor and the fans pick up! Thor comes in! Kevin doesn’t know what’s up but Thor punches him square in the face! Thor hits Kevin and takes him down with a big lariat! Then another! Then another! Thor man handles Kevin and aggressively knees him in the side then throws him in the corner as Thor gets some heat! Thor back off and runs at Kevin but Kevin dives out of the way and Thor eats the turnbuckle! Kevin dashes up and tags in TQ! TQ runs in and hits Thor with a mean running STO!
Steve White: TQ comes in and instantly stops Thor’s momentum!!
Chuck Thompson: TQ and Black Man need to prove a lot upon their lengthy, lengthy absences from EHWF and tonight might be a good start!
TQ boots Thor in the side then knees him and hoists him up on his back! TQ walks over and tags Kevin back in! Kevin walks up the apron and springs over the top rope going for a tag team move but Thor drops off of TQ’s shoulders and avoids it! The ref gets TQ out and Kevin is confused as to how he missed when TQ was supposedly holding Thor…
Steve White: TQ lost his grip maybe?
Chuck Thompson: Thor avoids a big one that could have been it! Talk about luck!
Thor runs up and clotheslines Kevin over the top rope! Kevin hits the outside and Thor hits the apron! Thor goes to get back in but Kevin is pissed! Kevin pulls Thor down from the apron to the hard floor! The ref starts a count! 1… 2… 3… Kevin grabs Thor and rams him against the apron then tosses him on the ground as the Evil King Thor is destroyed! 4… 5…
Steve White: Kevin disposes of Thor and the ref gets to 5!
Chuck Thompson: Get him back in the ring Kevin!
Black Man yells from the apron! Kevin grabs Thor but Thor rams Kevin into the barricade! The fans are going nuts! 5… 6… Thor edges back to the ring and gets a knee on the apron but Kevin punches Thor in the back of the head and slams him back down to the ground! Black Man puts his hands on his head! 7… 8… Kevin gets on the apron but Thor pulls him down! Kevin lands on Thor but Thor grapples with Kevin on the ground! 9… 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Due to a double count out… This contest has been declared a no contest!
Thor shoves Kevin off of him and gets back in the ring! Black Man comes in shaking his head as TQ helps Kevin up back on the apron to the ring as the fans boo.
Steve White: What a way to end…
Chuck Thompson: I don’t really know where this one was even going... But that’s that I guess…
The match had just ended and in the ring there is a tense stare down between Sah'ta Thor and Black Man. Each man having been vocal against the other leading up to the tag match. The standoff stretches for a few long seconds until both men step back to look at Kevin Hunter before turning back to each other. As if sensing something was about to happen TQ Smooth moves into the ring with a microphone as if he was about to launch in a speech.
Black Man gets right into the face of Thor and TQ stands back, leaning against the ropes. Kevin Hunter makes it to his feet and bull rushes Black Man. Black Man side steps Kevin Hunter right into a Big Boot from Thor sending Hunter to the mat hard. Hunter bounces up and turns right into a Black Stunn from Black Man! Kevin Hunter manages to pull himself up using the ropes, unsure of where he is. TQ Smooth bounces from his position on the ropes and nails the TQ Special! Kevin flops out of the ring as Thor, Black Man and TQ Smooth all look at one another.
Chuck Thompson: Bastards! Bastards! What is this a bamboozle!? Fuck this Hunter didn’t know what was happening!
Thor smirks slightly before doing the unexpected and offers his hand to Black Man while nodding to TQ. He waits for a reaction as the crowd holds its breath in anticipation. On the outside of the ring Kevin Hunter slowly starts to stir signaling that he was still alive after being hit by the three other men in the ring.
Black Man grasps the hand of Thor and TQ and raises them in the air. The fans are in applause as what appears to be this new team that has formed out of nowhere. TQ reaches to the matt and picks up the microphone that he had gotten earlier. TQ tosses the mic to Thor as The Dark Messiah speaks.
Sah'ta Thor: I see the shock and confusion that has gripped you all in the last moment. What you see before you is the culmination of months of planning. Honestly events at Bloodbath caused us to speed up our plan but none the less it is time to learn the truth. I am sure you all know the now departed League of Evil, a group of useful flunkies and failures that served a purpose. Of course you do and you recall that I came back with the sole intent of becoming the best Legend in the EHWF so I had my minions target others. Namely Black Man, a man who over the years had nothing kind to say about me. A man who I know would jump at any chance to have his praises sung in public. It was easy to lure him into the ambush. However, what you don't know is what happened after the fact. You see not everything that happens is what is really going on. Black Man's return was arranged with care in order to be of the most use to our goals. The reality is that Meltdown was a feint that distracted from the bigger game plan. The fact that Calvin Harris left as a result of losing is well an event that opened the door for Black Man to return. Oh I get the fact you are still lost but bear with me. You see our history is so rocky that it wasn't hard to be seen as rivals until this very moment. Bloodbath should have clued you in if you were thinking about it, which I guess you saw only what we wanted you to. It is not by accident that I walked out of Bloodbath as the new Jr. Heavyweight Champion. Nor is it an accident that the three of us are standing in this ring right now. There are accidents for Hall of Famers like us.
Thor hand the microphone to the Dark Knight so he could add to the moment.
Black Man: At Bloodbath, it appeared that I had accidently cost Kevin Hunter the match for the Junior Heavyweight championship and in the process handed the title to my ‘enemy’ Thor. What really happened here was a case of bait and switch. I distracted Kevin long enough for Thor to toss us both from the ring over the top rope and for Thor to become victorious. There are many reasons why we have formed and all will be revealed in due time, but know this EHWF Universe, we did it for you. We did it because no one wants to see the Kevin Hunters, the Ryan Morgan’s or the Eli Sykes of this company any longer. No one wants to see the Corporate Powers return. So with that in mind we all had an idea. A group would be formed unlike any other. A group made up of us, three Hall of Fame members, and we would rid the EHWF of the plaque that has been brought upon it. I was truthful when I said I came back to stop Eli, to win the world title and to made EHWF marketable again. I just left out the fact that I would not be doing this alone.
Thor signals for the mic back and once he gets it he continues to speak adding to the words spoken by his new ally.
Sah'ta Thor: Change is coming and while there are those would would scorn my words remember that while the majority of the roster is short sided in the here and know, I plan for the long term. The reality is that as I have said multiple times before I am a cornerstone in this company and in the coming weeks you will learn just how true that is. Until then I bid you all an entertaining night from The Deadly Syns.
With that Thor tosses TQ the mic and signals for his Jr. Heavyweight title.
TQ Smooth: We will take back the EHWF. We will stand united unlike Bloodline. We are class acts, we are Hall of Famers, we are wrestling superiority. Ladies and Gentlemen, let the games begin.
TQ tosses the microphone from the ring as all three men again raise their hands sending the crowd into a roar as the scene fades to commercial.
We come back to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall and it is a divas tag team match!
De La Blanca's music hits and fans get up and give a mixed reaction for her as snow rains down from the ceiling. She comes out and bounces around, sunglasses covering her eyes as she confidently walks down the ramp. She interacts with some fans for a moment before glancing over to the ring and making her way onto the apron. She bends over the middle rope and when her left leg is over the rope she freezes to the spot and looks out towards the crowd. After a few seconds she enters the ring and gets on the turnbuckles before raising both her arms up. Afterwards she looks over her shoulder, never moving off the turnbuckles as her shades-covered eyes focus on the stage, waiting for her opponent to come out as stagehands sweep the snow out of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Making her way to the ring… First… De La Blanca!
The song Im'Mortal by Skinny Puppy starts to blats through out the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, Destiny Hunter starts to come on out and the fans boo her... She walks past the fans while smiling evilly sexy into the camera. She get in the ring and she talks trash into the camera as she waits on who she'll be facing.
Patricia Downs: And next her partner… Destiny Hunter!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving blue and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Aprila steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she strikes a fighter stance slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The mysterious Aprila adjusts her veil and breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches its peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Aprila has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder and making sure her mask is on tight before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… First… Aprila!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And lastly… Her partner… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Zoe requests she start first, Aprila lets her. De La Blanca tells Destiny to start and the lock up. Zoe overpowers Destiny and drives her into the corner. Zoe then bends down and starts ramming herself and her shoulder into Destiny's mid section. Zoe backs off and runs at Destiny, slamming into her in the corner. Destiny is hurt and Zoe taunts to the crowd and De La Blanca. Destiny catches Zoe off-guard and boots her in the gut. Destiny tries to take control of the match and kicks a bent over Zoe in the face. Destiny backs off but Zoe grabs her and whips her against the ropes. When Destiny comes back she grabs Zoe and hits a swinging neckbreaker.
Steve White: Wow, a tough start for these two divas right here at Mayhem! Destiny and De La Blanca haven’t had much luck around these parts and Aprila and Zoe came off huge losses last week!
Chuck Thompson: What a swinging neckbreaker Steve. Destiny executed that perfectly and that can’t bode well with Zoe who lost her Hardcore Championship last week to Lord Raab.
Zoe gets back up and is met with another quick kick in the thigh from Destiny. Zoe shakes it off and scoops Destiny up, slamming her into the mat. Zoe picks Destiny back up off the mat and suplexes her. Zoe covers.
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Steve White: Zoe trying to end this one quickly and to claw some momentum back.
Chuck Thompson: Agreed Steve. She needs to build big momentum for when her rematch with Lord Raab comes around or she won’t have a chance of reclaiming the title!
Zoe slams Destiny in the corner. Destiny quickly grabs Zoe's hair and struggles to her corner, tagging in De La Blanca. De La Blanca comes in and slaps Zoe while Destiny holds her by her hair. The ref sends Destiny back to the apron as De La Blanca locks Zoe in the chicken wing. Zoe quickly gets out of it and whips De La Blanca into the corner. Zoe goes and tags in Aprila as she holds De La Blanca in the ring. Aprila leaps over the top rope and dropkicks De La Blanca. Zoe goes back on the apron as Aprila and De La Blanca are the two legal competitors.
Steve White: A nice tag there Chuck, now Aprila must keep the fire coming.
Chuck Thompson: Aprila put up a big game to Blaise about getting a rematch and getting redemption only for Blaise to obliterate her last week at Bloodbath. Aprila MUST win here tonight to claw a little momentum back for herself!
Aprila dropkicks De La Blanca again and knocks her to the mat. De La Blanca gets up and takes out Aprila with a lariat. Aprila struggles up only to get clotheslined by De La Blanca. De La Blanca covers Aprila quickly.
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Aprila grabs De La Blanca and pins her down with her legs under her shoulders.
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De La Blanca kicks out and jumps up, so does Aprila. De La Blanca takes down Aprila with another lariat!
Steve White: Damn, both of these Divas are quick and they are trying to get something over the other.
Chuck Thompson: Quick pins are what is going to make this one different Steve... Aprila and Zoe are so quick and fast and nimble it’s not funny! They can come from anywhere with anything!
De La Blanca picks up Aprila and hits her with a neckbreaker. De La Blanca goes to cover Aprila again.
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Steve White: Aprila doesn't want to lose it here and face further embarrassment that she might not be able to come back from!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe is pissed off on the apron Steve. She doesn’t want another loss! She wants in on this match!
Aprila is able to get to her feet. De La Blanca runs at her and tries for yet another lariat but Aprila ducks it. De La Blanca comes back but is met with a side kick to the ribs from Aprila. Aprila is then whipped against the ropes by De La Blanca. Aprila bounces back and ducks a clothesline attempt, bouncing off the other ropes. Aprila runs back and hits a Wheelbarrow Bulldog on De La Blanca! De La Blanca is taken down and smashed on the mat as Aprila struggles back to her corner. Aprila dashes to Zoe and tags her in while rolling under the bottom rope onto the apron.
Steve White: Zoe is back in! Aprila does damage and gets a quick tag out to the fresh former Hardcore Champ!
Chuck Thompson: She has to finish this quickly!
Zoe runs in and splashes on a hurt De La Blanca! She then walks back over to De La Blanca and picks her up and takes her over to the turnbuckle. She smacks her head against it a few times, causing blood to begin flowing from De La Blanca's head! She pushes her down to the ring mat. Zoe then goes to stomp her out for a while as the crowd cheer! Destiny tries to get in, but Zoe and the ref prevent her from interfering. De La Blanca struggles on her knees as Zoe grabs her and flings her against the ropes. When De La Blanca comes back Zoe punches her in the gut and pulls her to her corner away from Destiny. Zoe then gets De La Blanca in position and lifts her for her Shockwave move, but De La Blanca tries to struggle out of it. Destiny reacts and jumps into the ring, ready to interfere and stop Zoe from hitting the move. Aprila acts quickly and interferes as well, getting up on the top rope and jumping on a running Destiny before she could reach Zoe! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Oh damn, what a leap from Aprila, she just saved Zoe and possibly the match! Great teamwork and effort right there!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out, Zoe is going to do it. She's going to finish it!
Aprila and a hurt Destiny roll to the outside as Zoe hits Shockwave, destroying De La Blanca! Zoe then quickly hooks the far leg and makes the cover.
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: They did it!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Aprila and Zoe McDraven!
Aprila and Zoe get their arms raised by the ref as Zoe’s music goes off and Destiny and De La Blanca struggle back up the ramp. The scene then goes to a promo video for the Retribution Royale!
As the match ends the camera pans in on Victor Abel who is now in the ring while the music fades. The 5'2 manager is wearing a black suit with a white shirt and blue tie. The crowd give a mixed reaction as Victor Abel raises a microphone to his lips.
Victor Abel: Ladies and gentleman, my name is Victor Abel and I would imagine you all know that by now. I am the manager, the coordinator, the organiser of the most aggressive, most brutal superstar in the EHWF today! My warrior ANDRE PIERRE!
The crowd boo loudly. A few pieces of garbage get thrown into the ring.
Victor Abel: Now, you may be wondering why I am out here today, alone. Well you see, Andre Pierre doesn't have time to make Television appearances when it doesn't involve a match. Andre Pierre doesn't WISH to make television appearances when it doesn't involve a match. I am simply out here to explain what Andre Pierre will be doing over the next few months and so on and so forth. I'm sure you are all aware, at Scars and Stripes, the biggest event of them all... my warrior ANDRE PIERRE will face The Black Man in a buried alive match. I'm sure you have already purchased your tickets and paid over the odds, just to see my mighty warrior in action. However, that is Scars and Stripes, which is several months away. My warrior, my specimen, my unrelenting power force ANDRE PIERRE has plans leading all the way up to that very special day. My aggressive destroyer, my eater of hope and MY reaper of worlds ANDRE PIERRE will be facing several opponents over the next few months. He will be facing somebody at Retribution and Aces High. He will be facing somebody on the special edition of Mayhem. So that's three dates booked right there. Buy your tickets. I promise you, these matches and these opponents will not disappoint. You see, my warrior is on a course of domination here in the EHWF and he will start at Retribution. It will lead up to Scars and Stripes where he will beat THE BLACK MAN and end his career for GOOD!
The crowd reaction is mixed! Some boo but some fucking cheer!
Victor Abel: You see, The Boring Man is the old OLD guard. The Boring Man is the old OLD man. He is past it, he is a relic and he is an IDIOT for agreeing to face ANDRE PIERRE! I guarantee you, as long as Andre Pierre is in the EHWF, nobody will be safe and he will beat EVERYBODY he faces. My great hunter, my aggressive assassin ANDRE PIERRE will turn this company upside down and make it his personal playground!
The crowd reaction is mixed again! Victor Abel grins and "French Patriot" plays. Victor Abel struts out of the ring and walks up the ramp, the scene fades to commercial.
We come back to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall and it is a two on three handicap match!
The lights dim and flicker as Lifestyle hits the PA System. The fans all dive into a flood of boos as the Corporate Power Billionaires team emerges on the ramp, looking out at the fans arrogantly as they taunt the crowd. They make their way down the ramp, continuing to taunt the fans and soak in the hatred before getting to the ring. They swarm the ring like hornets and all get in one after the other.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Accompanied by Ryan Morgan… Nick Rissi, Angus Murphy and Cowbell… Corporate Powers!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents in this bout… First… Savannah!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big silhouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Her partner… Mazzio!
DING DING DING!
Savannah starts in the ring with Nick Rissi. She walks over to him but he backs away and tags in Angus like a pussy. Angus climbs in and flexes for Savannah. Savannah shakes her head and runs up, taking him down to the mat! She drops an elbow on him and quickly covers but he gets an arm up! They both spring up but Savannah takes Angus down again with a big dropkick to the chest! Angus is down and Savannah bounces off of the ropes and hits him with a senton!
Steve White: Savannah is having none of it tonight! Ryan Morgan looking to flex his new muscle as an Advisor to the Board tonight by picking up a win for his crew!
Chuck Thompson: Straight to the point... I love it! I gotta wonder what Morgan's announcement is going to be tonight though Steve!
Ryan Morgan shouts at Angus from the side. Angus turns and looks at Morgan, not sure what he is saying! Savannah rolls him up from behind and gets a one count! Angus gets to his feet and swings wildly, Savannah drops down to her knees and then slaps him, before standing back up and hitting a DDT! She kicks him on the ground and then stands him up. She hits a clothesline and then a quick cover again. Angus gets an arm up and manages to leap to Cowbell! TAG!
Steve White: Here comes the pain! The big man Cowbell is in the match!
Cowbell launches himself into the ring and charges at Savannah, she dodges and dropkicks him from behind! He stumbles onto his knees and Savannah runs up, hitting an Enzuguiri right on the chops from behind but Cowbell is barely affected! Savannah tags Mazzio in and the crowd roar! Mazzio lifts Cowbell up and goes for Infinite Dismissal but Nick Rissi shouts up on the apron! Mazzio drops Cowbell and charges at Rissi, hitting an Iron Punch! Rissi drops onto the hard floor from the apron and Angus tries to storm the ring! Mazzio runs up and hits a jumping Iron Punch as Angus jumps, catching him in mid air! Nick Rissi and Angus lay out cold! Savannah looks over in shock that Mazzio took out two members in less than 10 seconds!
Steve White: Mazzio and Savannah have destroyed The Corporate Powers so far! Mazzio just too fast and too strong for everyone in this contest, this guy is a superhuman Chuck!
Mazzio hoists Cowbell up on his back and hits him with a fireman's carry! The fans are going nuts as Mazzio doesn't leave it there! He looks out at Morgan and Morgan backs off on the outside as Mazzio grabs Cowbell and pulls him in! He waits for a moment before hitting Cowbell with a massive sideslam! Cowbell rolls around in pain! He tries to escape the ring but Mazzio hits him with a German Suplex! Mazzio hits him with another then another then another then another! Mazzio is suddenly distracted as Angus and Nick have recovered and have started double teaming Savannah in her corner! The ref loses control!
Chuck Thompson: Nick and Angus are back up and now they're double teaming Savannah!
Savannah tries to fight back! She gets some good hits in but the numbers game is too much! Angus holds her for Nick to line up a running big boot but Mazzio appears in front of them and snatches Savannah before Nick hits the move! Mazzio leaps Savannah to the other corner and puts her down to recover.
Mazzio: Just stay here for a moment...
Mazzio explodes away from Savannah and hits both Nick and Angus with a HUGE double clothesline that sends them through the air! They hit the mat hard and both roll out of the ring! This gave Cowbell enough time to get back up! He goes to hit Mazzio from behind but Mazzio tilts his head and trips Cowbell up as a shocked Savannah watches Mazzio line the last man up!
Mazzio lifts Cowbell and hits infinite Dismissal! He goes for the cover but... !!?!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan has just thrown a white towel on Mazzios head!
Morgan tosses a towel on Mazzio's face to interrupt the move! Mazzio struggles for a few seconds with the towel on, looking like a ghost at Halloween! He manages to shake it off just in time for Cowbell to clothesline him! Mazzio doesn't move or flinch though as the clothesline from Cowbell has no affect! Mazzio then hits back with a huge uppercut! Cowbell gets back up and walks into a thumping Iron Punch to the JAW! CRACK!
Mazzio covers Cowbell and the crowd roar!
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DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners... Savannah and Mazzio!
Mazzio helps Savannah up and they celebrate in the ring. They climb to the top of different turnbuckles and celebrate with the crowd. Ryan Morgan slides into the ring and grabs a microphone! Mazzio notices and turns around with Savannah.
Ryan Morgan: Ohhhh hell no! You lucky bitches!
Ryan Morgan charges up to Mazzio but Mazzio raises his fist! Ryan Morgan darts out of the ring with the microphone and looks visibly shaken!
Ryan Morgan: Fuck you Mazzio! Trust me, by the time the night is over.... you will regret ever fighting back! MATE! FUCK YOU LAD!
Nick stumbles around in the ring, delirious from his beating still. Savannah looks over at him. Morgan looks at her and raises his hand, warning her not to do it. Mazzio smirks as Savannah hits Nick Rissi with Pounce! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Well... Morgan couldn't get the job done and Mazzio and Savannah just obliterated his team here tonight! What a match! This isn't going to sit well with this asshole Morgan!
Morgan backs off up the ramp as he shares a stare-off with Mazzio back in the ring. We fade out to a commercial.
The scene returns from commercial break, Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage, sporting a suit and tie with a microphone in his right hand draped to his side. He’s met with a series of boo’s from the fans and chants of “Get in line.” He shakes his head and makes his way to the ring and steps into the ring. He dusts off any debris from his suit and motions for his music to cut. He raises the microphone to his lips and prepares to speak.
Jason Dave: As you all know, I was removed from the opening match of the night because of what’s transpired on EHWF.com. All the rumors are true and I have been fined and I will not appear on mayhem or any pay per view until my demands have been granted. My demands are very simple, they won’t cost any money in fact the only thing they’ll do is gain EHWF money. My demands is for a rematch at Eli Sykes for the EHWF World title in a last man standing match, simple as that.
The crowd erupts into a series of cheers at the idea of a Dave vs Sykes rematch. Jason nods in approval of the fan’s reaction towards the match.
Jason Dave: Unfortunately, management has decided that it’s not best for business and that I need to step back in line. Well that’s great and all, but last time that I was told to wait in line was when I faced DGS for the world title. That was about 3 years ago and it took them 3 years to finally give me another chance. So, why would I wait that long for another match? More importantly, why should God’s gift to pro fucking wrestling, a member of the hall of fame and someone who helped bring EHWF’s to it’s most glorious times wait in general for a world title match?
Jason licks his lips clean while the fans offer him mixed reactions.
Jason Dave: I’ve been kicked to the side by EHWF for too long now and I won’t have it anymore. I’ve been berated, hated, and vilified by EHWF because Rissi saw something in me, but now I’ve learned that that isn’t the case or maybe it still is and Rissi is just so absorbed in the fact that he doesn’t have to make good or bad business decisions he still gets his dick sucked in the back by all of the whores that he brings into EHWF. I guess it’s true that power engulfs a man and it changes them. It grips their soul and embodies them and steers them away from what’s right and wrong. Rissi’s lost sight of what’s best for business and he’s too blinded by power to see it.
Jason lowers his head and listens as he basks and harnesses the negative reaction the crowd gives him.
Jason Dave: Don’t worry though Rissi, I didn’t come out here to only address you I came out here to address everyone who seem to realize that this conflict doesn’t concern them. While I appreciate the kind words and support from James Champ and Silver Kazama, I can’t help but sit back and shake my head in the fact that the likes of Kevin Hunter wants to get tied up in my shit. Truly a broken record is what he is. Kevin, do you ever look back and see what you write or listen to the things you say? Your vocabulary needs to stretch past crying, whining, and little bitch. I’m not in this business for money, fame or anything and I’m certainly not in it for my family because my wife is a cheating little whore and nobody else from my family has had the audacity to contact me in recent years so I’m pretty much flying solo right now. I’m in this business for myself and myself only. You can do whatever you want, do your own thing. I refuse to step into the ring with you not because I’m afraid of you, not because I fear my own well-being, but I’d rather not murder your career on live television because then I could be held accountable for your eventual suicide that you’ll follow through with after being away from the ring for so long.
Jason turns and walks towards the ring ropes closest to the commentator’s table and leans up against the ropes. He basks in the negative reaction from the crowd before hanging his head back and looking to the audience behind him.
Jason Dave: Don’t worry ladies and gentleman, I’m only getting started, we haven’t even hit the main event of this yet. My last and final decree for the evening goes to the one and only EHWF champion: Eli Sykes. Eli, wherever you are I know you are taking all of this in and you’re probably enjoying every little bit of this because you know you’re the cause of all of this. I’m not demanding much, all I’m demanding is that you give me the opportunity that you know, I know, Rissi knows, and everyone else knows I am more than deserving of. I’ll patiently await your answer, until then, I will not appear in any match on mayhem, I will not appear in any match at the pay per views until you answer me.
He drops the microphone and poses for the crowd as they react with mixed reactions. The scene fades to black for commercial break.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following divas contest is set for one fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
'All The Things She said' by t.A.T.u begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… She is the challenger… Hannah Walters!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… Her opponent… The Showtime Champion… Blaise
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are on their feet. Blaise and Hannah lock up. They struggle in the center of the ring for a moment before Blaise over powers Hannah but Hannah slings around and puts Blaise in the corner! Hannah pulls Blaise back then pulls her in for a big belly to belly in the center of the ring! Hannah springs up and Blaise gets to her feet. Hannah boots her in the midsection then follows up with a dropkick! The fans love the action as Hannah goes to climb the top rope but Blaise comes from behind and hits Hannah in the back with a forearm! Blaise turns Hannah around and rams her in the corner with massive corner thrusts! Hannah yells out in pain but Blaise fires back with knife-edge chops! Hannah headbutts Blaise off of her and Blaise falls to the mat! Hannah quickly goes to climb to the top rope as the fans are going nuts with cheers!
Steve White: Hannah Walters trying to control this match early and she’s going up top for a high-risk move! Blaise has had her fair share of problems with Hannah and Bloodline in the past but now her new title is on the line and there is a lot to prove in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah Walters has been giving it her all lately and she needs this win to rank in high for another title shot! However, if she can simply knock off Blaise here tonight she’ll be the Showtime Champion and would have scored one for her and Eli’s dwindling forces! That’s far easier said than done though!
Hannah gets to the top rope then flies off, hitting Blaise with a diving shoulder block! Blaise stumbles back and falls into the corner. Hannah sprints at her to follow up but she jumps up and she runs right into Blaise boot! Blaise springs out at amazing speed and hits Hannah with a big bulldog right into the mat! Hannah rolls up to her feet but Blaise gets Hannah in a headlock. Hannah hits her in the side with wild elbows but she doesn’t release the hold, instead she pulls her up and flips him down on the mat then dropkicks her in the back with a great show of speed and strength! Hannah screams in pain but Blaise isn’t done. She changes the tide of the match by springing off of the second rope and hitting Hannah with a moonsault! She hooks the far leg as the fans cheer!
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Steve White: Blaise is fighting back tough right now but Hannah won’t go down that easy! Like I said there is a lot on the line in this one and its going to take a lot more than that to put Hannah down! Blaise may be one of the toughest competitors in history but Hannah has come a long way and can hang with some of the best!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah was controlling this contest but now it looks as if Blaise has turned the whole thing in her favour. Blaise isn’t looking to let Hannah win nor is she looking to lose the Showtime Championship right away!
Hannah stands and gets out of the hold then twists her arm around and gets her into an armhold! Blaise struggles and Hannah whips her back into the corner then runs up for a big corner splash but when she jumps on her, Blaise blocks her then grabs her legs and slams her down hard on the mat from the corner! Blaise buys herself some time as the two competitors are down on the mat, hurt and exhausted. Hannah stirs to her knee but Blaise jumps up and dropkicks her straight in the head back down to the mat! Hannah rolls around holding her head until Blaise hoists her on her back and hits her with a fisherman suplex!
Steve White: An incredible effort from Blaise right there! Blaise felt Hannah bringing control back to herself in this contest but Blaise acted very quickly in this one and stopped it before it went any further! Now can she keep the lead?
Chuck Thompson: These two hall of fame divas know exactly how to win a match but with both incredibly strong personalities and both immensely talented individuals meeting like this it never ends quickly!
They both get up. Hannah gets a mean kick to the head from Blaise! She bounces off of the ropes and charges her but she sidesteps her and sends her over the top rope! Hannah takes a second but when she turns around, Blaise gets up on the apron and hits her with a hangman! Blaise slides in the ring and clotheslines Hannah over the top rope! The fans go nuts! Hannah turns around on the outside as she gets up and Blaise leaps over the top rope, diving on Hannah! The fans go nuts! Blaise whips Hannah in the ring and follows!
Steve White: And now Blaise is picking up the pace after finally getting some breathing space from Hannah with these big moves!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah just does not want to give in at all! She wants to take Blaise’s title and her head tonight but Blaise is as equally intense and vengeful it seems!
Blaise comes in but Hannah elbows her in the face when she goes to pick her up! Hannah hits Blaise with a midsection thrust and a big elbow to the forehead for good measure! The fans are cheering as Hannah boots Blaise in the midsection then hooks her up and goes for a suplex but she can’t get it! Blaise reverses the attempt into a suplex of her own! Blaise stalks Hannah and goes for a bulldog but Hannah drives Blaise into the corner hard! Blaise stumbles out and Hannah goes for Hannah’s Lullaby but Blaise avoids it and hits Hannah with Trail Blaiser when she turns around! Hannah is down and Blaise quickly hooks both of Hannah’s legs as the fans go nuts!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… and STILL the Showtime Champion… Blaise !
Hannah rolls out of the ring and smacks the apron as she yells at Blaise from the bottom of the ramp. Blaise smirks and holds up her title belt while her music hits and we fade out to a commercial.
We come back and see Blaise walking the halls with her title belt after her match. She takes the corner back to her locker room but bumps right into Savannah and Destiny Hunter and Thor who is behind them with his arms around the two women. Behind them are Black Man and TQ Smooth. Blaise steps to the side as Thor looks her up and down.
Blaise: You’re excused…
Sah’ta Thor: Heh heh… Blaise! Tough match out there. Looks like you could use some friends to make things easier around here for you next time…
Blaise: I’ll pass…
Blaise goes to walk away but Thor stops her and Black Man gets in the way. Blaise rolls her eyes as she looks back at all of them.
Sah’ta Thor: This Retribution Royale thing is a massive opportunity for all of us. It can get all of us to the goal we’re chasing. We say, you work together with us seeing as we’re all more than likely going to be in it. We all band together, take everyone else out of the match then have a clean contest against just each other to determine the number one contender? What do you say?
Black Man: That’s what’s up…
Blaise: Like I said… I’ll pass.
Blaise looks at Black Man and TQ.
Blaise: If I had to work with either of you two again I think it would drive me to insanity.
She turns to Thor and the two divas he hangs off of.
Blaise: And I’m sorry but you guys do nothing for me. You’d probably end up screwing me over anyway – lets be honest. You guys should know by now I very rarely rely on other people. If I’m in this Retribution thing with you guys I’d rather just fight you instead of work with you… No offence…
Sah’ta Thor: A very stupid decision…
Blaise: Well… Like I said, you guys just aren’t my cup of tea and I prefer to do things my own way. Ta-ta now!
Blaise moves past Thor and his crew down the hallway where Jax is waiting by her locker room door. We pan in on Thor, TQ and Black Man as they look at each other and Thor grins.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is set for one fall and it is a champion vs. champion match!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… He is the Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… He is the EHWF Champion and one half of the Tag Team Champions… Eli Sykes
DING DING DING!
Eli Sykes puts his hand out to Raab and Losak and tells the ref he’s not fighting yet. Eli gets boos from the crowd as he shows disrespect to Losak and Raab and ignores them. Raab doesn’t look happy as Eli gets a mic.
Steve White: What is Eli doing?! The match has started…
Eli Sykes: Sorry… We’re going to have to delay this shit fest of a main event for a moment because I have a much more important and interesting announcement to make rather than seeing me trash this masked weirdo.
Losak and Raab look pissed as Eli brings Hannah into the ring from the outside.
Eli Sykes: As you all would have seen, I not only defeated Jason Dave like a dog but I also took his Tag Team Championships… Now I’ve been told I need to give the other half to someone else and I wasn’t about to make the mistake Dave and Harris made with each other. See I knew that deep down Dave and Bill and Harris were selfish and cowardly little boys who would jump at the chance to get over on me eventually so why would I ever think about holding the tag titles with one of them?
Hannah stands center stage. Losak is going off to the ref but the ref wants to hear this too. The fans boo as Eli holds the tag belts up.
Eli Sykes: If I was ever going to be a Tag Team Champion it was going to be with someone I could trust, someone I could always rely one and someone who had the talent to team with me. Forget Ryder, Harris and Dave… I needed someone real and that’s why I’m choosing to give the other half of the titles to the beautiful and talented Hannah Walters! It’s how it should have been all along!
Hannah smirks as Eli puts the title around her waist! The fans boo as Eli taunts them and Hannah shows off… All of a sudden Lord Raab has heard enough! He shoves Losak out of the way and storms at Eli! Hannah gets out of there and the ref calls for action!
Steve White: Eli gives his other half of the tag titles to Hannah but Losak isn’t hearing it he just wants to get at Eli!
The match officially begins as Chris Dunn makes his way from ringside to the announce area!
Steve White: And we have Chris Dunn joining us here on commentary tonight too Chuck!
The match starts out at a quick pace as Eli Sykes bolts straight at Raab and begins landing some hard leg kicks. Raab stumbles backwards while trying to block the kicks but his size slows him down. He falls into the corner of the ring where Eli Sykes mercilessly jumps on him and knees him in the stomach repeatedly. Finally, the referee pulls him off and Raab hurries back up to his feet. Eli Sykes lets him get no further, though, as he runs at him and hits him with a huge forearm smash to the face! Raab leans against the ring ropes to regain his composure and Eli Sykes begins pushing down on his head, choking Raab over the top rope. The referee counts to four and Eli Sykes lets go of Raab so he doesn't get disqualified. Raab turns around and is dropkicked out of the ring through the middle rope by Eli Sykes! The crowd loves the action, but most of them still boo Eli Sykes.
Chuck Thompson: Come on Raab! Don't prove me wrong! If you beat Eli then superstardom is in your future! Raab seems pissed that Eli used this moment to crown Hannah instead of taking him seriously!
Steve White: No matter who wins, this match is great so far. I can’t believe Eli chose this match to reveal Hannah as the new Tag Team Champion though. What do you think about that Dunn?
Chris Dunn: Well I can’t really say that Hannah deserves this title, she’s just been handed it by this asshole that has to hold her hand through her entire EHWF career. Eli should focus more on the match and stop wasting so much time on Hannah…
Eli Sykes stands in the ring with his hands on the top rope, waiting for Raab to get back up to his feet on the outside of the ring. When he does, Eli Sykes launches himself over the top rope and hits a perfectly executed cross body onto Raab! Raab however grabs Sykes and catches him, tossing him on the floor with authority then goes to the apron to recover! Sykes gets back up to his feet quickly and picks Raab up right away. He attempts to irish whip Raab into the ring post, but Raab reverses it and instead irish whips Eli Sykes into the ring post with his power advantage! Eli's shoulder smashes hard off of the ring post as he falls to the ground, rolling in pain while holding his shoulder. Raab kneels down to one knee to shake off the cobwebs and then goes back after Eli. He picks him up over his head and drops him on his chest across the crowd barrier. Eli Sykes falls back to the floor, holding his chest and his shoulder.
Steve White: Raab is taking charge now and you can tell this monster wants to take out both the Hardcore and World Champion in two consecutive weeks! This guy could go really far!
Chuck Thompson: Yes! Go Raab! Fuck Eli up!
Chris Dunn: Looks like Eli is having a bit of a hard time getting anything in on Raab… Maybe Eli is feeling a bit nervous now that he doesn’t have Bloodline backing his bitch ass up.
Raab rolls into the ring and then back out to break up the referee's count. Eli Sykes uses the crowd barrier to pull himself back up to his feet, but when he turns around he is clotheslined over it and into the first two rows of fans! The fans quickly get out of the way as Raab comes over the barrier into the crowd as well. He picks up Eli Sykes and powerbombs him on the floor that is scattered with chairs! The referee does not disqualify Raab. The fans quickly boo that decision as Raab picks Sykes back up and throws him back over the crowd barrier. He climbs up onto the crowd barrier and just when Eli Sykes gets back onto his hands and knees, Raab jumps off and hits a closed fist shot right to the back of the head! Sykes falls to the floor and holds the back of his head, kicking his feet in pain.
Steve White: I can't believe the referee wasn't in the right position to see that powerbomb! That should clearly be a disqualification to Raab!
Chuck Thompson: He technically didn’t use the chairs and really, the count hasn’t reached 10 yet Steve….
Steve White: Eli is getting mauled right now but it takes MUCH more than this to defeat Eli Sykes! Eli just needs some breathing space.
Chris Dunn: Eli is getting wrecked here tonight and I love it. I mean you can call me biased but this is a guy who made my life a living hell last year. He’s due for some karma.
Raab picks Sykes back up and rolls him back into the ring and then slides in after him. He rolls him over onto his back and pins him.
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Eli Sykes gets a shoulder up just in time! Raab begins punching Eli Sykes straight in the face multiple times until the referee warns him. He gets off and picks Eli Sykes up, but quickly plants him back down with a side slam! Eli Sykes lands hard on the back of his head and Raab begins to climb to the top rope. He gets there and then launches himself off, attempting an fist drop but Eli Sykes rolls out of the way just in time! Raab hits the mat hard. He roles back up to his feet and runs at Sykes, but Sykes pulls the top rope down and Raab goes flying to the outside of the ring! Raab falls right onto Henry Losak and Eli looks over, laughing at them.
Steve White: Raab is down! Eli tossed him out of the ring and onto Losak and now it looks like Eli got some back!
Chuck Thompson: Raab still has this in the bag! Raab is a psycho and he wants to hurt everyone! There is no beating him, he is the future!
Chris Dunn: I won’t lie, Eli knows what he’s doing but Raab seems to be all over him… What I wouldn’t give to watch Raab just finish him with a huge move right now!
Sykes and Raab both get up to their feet and Sykes runs against the opposite ring ropes and comes running back and hits a baseball slide to the chest of Raab, knocking him back against the commentators table. Sykes slides out of the ring, but gets water thrown in his face by Raab! This distracts Sykes just enough so Raab can hit a big boot! Sykes falls to the floor and Raab begins stomping him. He then leans against the commentators table to catch his breath before picking Sykes back up and throwing him right back down with a hard scoop slam!
Chuck Thompson: Raab will stop at nothing to hurt Eli Sykes here tonight! Eli seems to have gotten control of this one back but Raab is just fighting back no matter what!!
Chris Dunn: Maybe I was right. Now that Bloodline is gone maybe Eli is really powerless… I guess that’s what you get for being a punk ass bitch most of your life huh?
Raab then picks Sykes up once more and throws him back into the ring. Once in the ring, he signals for the end and picks the mostly limp Eli Sykes up, but Sykes hurries in a reverse to a massive DDT! Both men lie on the ring mat trying to regain their composure. The referee begins the count. 1...2...3...4...5...neither man is up yet. 6...7...8...both men are now getting up to their feet! They begin to exchange punches back and fourth before Sykes ducks a punch and hits a snap neckbreaker on Raab! He then picks Raab up, but Raab hits a hard forearm to the gut of Sykes! He then jumps up and hits a mean uppercut! Sykes flails back to the ring mat and Raab signals for the end again!
Chris Dunn: Ha! This is great guys!
Chuck Thompson: It's over now!
Raab holds out his hand signaling for the end! Losak is laughing on the outside but as Eli gets up Hannah gets on the apron! The ref gets her off but it distracts Raab! Eli gets up and low blows Raab and Raab falls to his knees! The fans are booing wildly as Eli knees Raab in the face over and over again!
Chris Dunn: Wha? Excuse me…
Steve White: What in the hell is going on here?! Hannah that no good! W… Wait… Dunn where are you going!?
Eli Sykes takes advantage as Raab is dazed from the knees on his knees! Eli sprints to the ropes and goes to finish Raab with a running move but he gets a taste of his own medicine as Dunn reaches in from the apron and trips Eli up! Eli hits the mat and Dunn gets cheers! Dunn moves off back up the ramp! The ref didn’t see! Eli gets up and shakes it off confused but sees Dunn backing up the ramp with a smirk! Eli rages as he holds his arm! Hannah screams at Eli and Eli turns around only to get a hand around the throat from Raab off the distraction! Raab raises Eli high into the air and plummets him down with a thunderous chokeslam! The fans lose their SHIT as Raab covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
Steve White: Raab does it! Raab does it! He beats the EHWF Champion! I can’t believe this guy!
The fans go nuts! Eli hits the corner and Hannah helps him but Eli rages at Dunn who is laughing his head off on the stage. Raab and Losak leave the ring and the fans are going nuts much to Eli’s disappointment and anger.
The main event is over. Eli Sykes is walking up the ramp with World Championship in hand. As he turns at the ramp to raise the belt to the crowd in arrogance, Jason Dave runs out from behind the curtain and nails Eli in the back of the head with a hard forearm. Eli hits the cold steel of the floor and rolls partly down the ramp.
Chuck Thompson: OH MY!
Steve White: It looks like Jason Dave doesn't want to wait for Retribution...he's taking Eli out now!!!
Jason Dave continues his assault on the unaware Eli, picking him up and tossing him into the guard rail. Eli falls to the ground in a painful lump as Dave picks the World Championship up. He picks Eli up and holds the World Championship to his face.
Jason Dave: YOU SEE THIS ELI?! EVERYTHING YOU'VE CREATED?! EVERYTHING YOU'VE BUILT?! I'M GOING TO BURN IT DOWN!!! THEN IT WILL BE MY TIME! THE ERA OF JASON DAVE HAS BEGUN!!!
He hits Eli directly in the face with the title, sending Eli through a loop. Jason Dave lifts Eli to his feet and tosses him into the ring.
Chuck Thompson: SOMEBODY STOP THIS! THIS IS SICK!!!
Steve White: We need medical assistance out here now!
Jason lifts Eli to his knees, a savage smile on his face...but Eli hits Jason with a gut punch and then an uppercut, knocking Jason backwards. Eli begins to mount an offense, cross chop, left hook, spinning heel kick. Jason Dave is reeling and the crowd is on fire. Eli bounds off the ropes, but Jason catches Eli with an elbow to the neck, stumbling the World Champion!
Chuck Thompson: He's lining him up!
Steve White: TRANSCENDENCE!
As Jason Dave is about to hit his finisher, the lights cut out and the beat of "Power" by Kanye West hits the P.A. Strobe lights begin to blare on the stage where a figure stands, barely visible in the blinding glare.
Chuck Thompson: What the...?
Steve White: Who is that?!
The opening of the song begins to crescendo and the hook comes in.
"21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN!!!"
The strobes stop and the lights come back on...
Chuck Thompson: OH MY! Can it be?!...
Steve White: IT IS! FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JAMES CHAMP IS BACK IN THE EHWF!!!
James Champ appears at the entrance ramp to a HUGE crowd POP, eyes locked on the events transpiring in the ring. Jason Dave drops Eli, shaking his head at Champ. Jason Dave rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp towards James. James meets him in and the two start trading lefts and rights! James lands a stiff kick to Jason's gut, knocking him backwards. Jason charges with a hard lariat, but Champ catches him under the arm...
Steve White: A CERTAIN DEATH!!!
Chuck Thompson: BAHGAWDRIGHTOUTTATHETHICKOFHELL!!!
Jason's face connects directly with the cool steel. James rolls the semiunconscious Dave off if him and walka towards the ring, where a rocked Eli is stumbling to get to his feet. Champ rolls in the ring and comes face to face with Eli, who is using the ropes to pull himself up on wobbly feet. Eli's face is a seething, snarling mess as he makes eye contact with Champ. The fire in his eyes is blazing as the two stare each other down in the middle of the ring.
Chuck Thompson: The entire arena is on their feet in anticipation of what's about to happen...
Steve White: But what is about to happen? These two have had a storied rivalry dating back almost TEN YEARS! Brothers turned bitter rivals...and I can wait to see what happens next!
The two continue to stare each other down as the crowd becomes raucous!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: This IS awesome!
Champ and Sykes circle the ring with a palpable tension in the air. Both of them look a twitch or murmur away from tearing the other to shreds...but Champ simply turns around and calls for a microphone. A ring hand passes one to the man and Champ turns on his heels. He raises the mic to his lips and begins to speak.
James Champ: ...I'm baaaaaaack!
The crowd roars as Champ states the absolute obvious. James smiles and soaks in the cheers. He turns back to Eli, a smile plastered across his handsome face.
James Champ: I'm back and all I can see is you, Eli. The only thing I can think is 'what a damn shame'. What a damn shame, indeed. Look at this poor, lost child. This little monster of mine! He's forgetting his time, forgetting his place, forgetting what he owes me for dragging him out of the primordial ooze and making him the man he is today! Look at my greatest creation, soured into my biggest disappointment!
Eli's had enough and fires back.
Eli Sykes: Shut up! Shut your damn mouth, James! You didn't make me! I made me! Look around you! This is my kingdom and you're nothing but a god damned peasant! Long live The King!
James smiles again before making his retort.
James Champ: Maybe, just maybe...you are the King. You have that twenty pounds of leather and gold strapped around your thick. You got a bitch at your side and a snot nosed brat at home...and you got me knocking at your castle doors. Knock knock. Who is it? Your greatest fear, Eli. You see, you been trudging around here, knocking off these nobodies like it makes you something. Defending that strap like your life depends on it...and believe me when I tell you that it does depend on it.
Eli holds the World Championship up, mouthing, "Any time, any place!" to an enormous crowd POP.
James Champ: In due time, Eli, in due time...you see, I'm not like these other guys, demanding title shots over Twitter. I like to earn my Retribution...I'm coming for the World Championship, Eli...and I'm gonna go through the entire damn roster to do it! At Retribution, I'll be entering my name in that pool. Whether I got to throw twenty to thirty motherfuckers over the top rope, pin their shoulders to the mat, break their damn legs, it doesn't make a difference to me! I'll be walking out as number one contender to the World Championship and I'll make damn sure that I take that strap off ya waist!!!
The crowd POPS again!
James Champ: Checkers and chess, Eli. Fire before smoke? That's a surprise you didn't see coming.
James drops the mic and rolls out of the ring and makes his way around to the ramp. "Power" starts to play again as Champ walks up the ramp. Eli holds the World Championship high as we fade to a commercial break.
We come back as "Better than you" plays on the audio system and out struts the Advisor to the board, Ryan Morgan! He is wearing an expensive white suit with a pair of gold Adidas high tops. He grins at the hissing crowd and throws a few twenty pound notes at them. He gets into the ring and grins.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman... Ryan Morgan!
The crowd boo and pelt garbage and Ryan laughs. He grabs a microphone and embraces the boos.
Ryan Morgan: Some may call it genius, amazing or superb. I call it business as usual. I walked into EHWF Bloodbath with a plan and by god lads, I executed it to perfection. I declared my corporate background and left Mazzio covered in a pile of rubble. It couldn't have gone any better. Anyhow, that's all done now. I'm Advisor to the board and I'm better than each and every one of you!
He points at the crowd and they all boo and hiss!
Ryan Morgan: Let's look at the bigger picture now, shall we? You see, that was part one. Tonight, well, it's part two and this is a THREE part plan! Wait for it. It's worth it. You see, as part two... I'm going to tell a story which will lead to a huge fucking announcement. My dad, as you all know, was shot dead. Well, so I thought. I never really met my real dad, it turns out. Basically, he was my foster parent and I never knew! Yeah I know what the fuck! He lied to me. My real dad, I mean, it should've been obvious. All along, it just made sense and I never realised...
Michael Rissi's music hits and the crowd POP! He walks out onto the entrance ramp and acknowledges the crowd who are on their damn feet! He laughs at Morgan and lifts a microphone to his lips.
Michael Rissi: We're all bored of you Ryan! Get the FUCK out of my ring RIGHT FUCKING NOW! You great British idiot! Nobody wants you on their screens and I don't want you in my damn ring! LEAVE!
The crowd roar! Ryan Morgan looks wound up. He starts grinning suddenly and shakes his head.
Ryan Morgan: I think you better start calling it OUR ring... DAD!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Steve White: WHAT?! BY FUCKING GOD! WHAT TH-
Chuck Thompson: That makes no fucking sense Morgan you dumb idiot! You're practically the same fucking age! What's this shit now?
Steve White: RYAN MORGAN IS RISSI'S SON! BAH GAWWWWD!
The EHWF Owner starts laughing and shaking his head. The crowd cotton onto it and start laughing too.
Michael Rissi: I've seen some desperate SHIT in my time Ryan but this is completely fucking stupid! We are almost the same damn age and dude... you're as white as a bag of flour SON! I could sue for such a stupid claim but instead... I'll let you off, just get out of the damn ring! NOW!
Ryan Morgan: You see, you're not as smart as you think. You're not as clever as THEY think. You're a stupid piece of trash like all the other EHWF management! However, you're my dad and PA, I'll have to let you off, for family reasons. Let me put it this way, dad. If you're so confident... If you're so sure.... LETS HAVE A DNA TEST NEXT FUCKING WEEK ON MAYHEM!
Michael Rissi: You want a DNA test? YOU WANT A DNA TEST? YOU GOT IT! YOU BIG FUCKING GOOFBALL! However, if you aren't successful.... YOU'RE FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HOW ABOUT THAT SON!
Ryan rages in the ring and starts kicking off! He slides out of the ring and starts kicking chairs over! He grabs Steve White by the head and goes to hit him but Mazzio jumps the barricade and Iron Punches Morgan! Morgan drops to the floor and Mazzio goes to destroy him! The crowd boo as Brandon Bash, Cowbell and Nick Rissi jump him from behind! They start stomping him out and the crowd hiss!
Steve White: By gawd! Mazzio saved me but now the beat down begins! Ryan Morgan has gone full retard! Morgan has FINALLY lost it!
Ryan Morgan passes chairs to his followers and demands they end Mazzio right now! Brandon barks orders at Cowbell and Nick who go to end it! Mazzio roars and jumps up, taking Cowbell with him over the announce table! He gets back up and jumps, hitting Nick with an Iron Punch! Mazzio stirs and then goes for Bash! Morgan shouts to the back and out comes a beat up Angus Murphy and 'Da Man' Van Jam! They jump on Mazzio stopping him before he can hit Bash as Nick and Cowbell join back in!
Nick and Mazzio brawl at ringside with Morgan and Bash watching on. Mazzio blocks a few shots and then moves at lightning speed, appearing behind Van and suplexing him onto the floor! He jumps on Van and the pair start rolling about throwing bombs! Nick and Cowbell pull Mazzio off and kick him in the nuts TWICE! Mazzio drops down in pain and they roll him into the ring. Ryan Morgan, Brandon Bash, Cowbell, Nick Rissi, Van Jam and Angus Murphy surround Mazzio. There is nowhere for him to go.
Steve White: Mazzio is outnumbered!
Cowbell grabs Mazzio but Mazzio vanishes and tips him out of the ring from behind! He sees Nick Rissi approach him but dodges him at mind-blowing speed before hitting him with an Iron Punch, sending him flying out of the ring! Bash goes for Wicked Prayer but Mazzio reverses it and hits an Mazzio Slam! Bash staggers and Mazzio hits Bash with an Iron Punch sending him to the outside! Van Jam goes for a Van Jaminator but Mazzio dodges it and goes for an Iron Punch and cracks Van Jam leaving him in the pile of defeated assholes! Murphy makes a run for it but Mazzio easily catches up to him and cracks his head! The fans are going BERSERK!
Steve White: Mazzio has taken out all of the Corporate Powers except Morgan! Mazzio withstood the 5 on 1 assault and destroyed the Corporate Powers except for Morgan who would be stupid to try and run from Mazzio now!
The crowd roar as they see Ryan Morgan stand face to face with Mazzio. Ryan looks shit scared and puts his hands up to Mazzio! Apologising! Mazzio shakes his head and charges at Morgan! Morgan ducks and goes for Fight or Flight but Mazzio grabs him and lifts him into the air! He goes for Infinite dismissal but Morgan drops down and turns! He dashes out of the ring backing up the ramp. It's no good, Mazzio makes a super leap out of the ring and advances on Morgan!
Ryan Morgan: Y... You c... can't touch me! I'm advisor to a Board Member! I... I'll fire you!
Mazzio doesn't give a shit! Morgan backs off but Mazzio towers over him! Morgan makes a break for it but Mazzio is too fast and catches up to him in an instant! Mazzio goes to end Morgan but Aubree Celeste comes rushing out from the stage and stops Mazzio. She gets in his way and holds onto his chest, trying to calm Mazzio down as the fans go BERSERK with cheers!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste! Aubree is back and she's trying to calm down her husband! She's doing the right thing and saving his career here! Morgan will fire him but Mazzio doesn't care!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree is BACK! My life is complete! Look at her Stevo she looks fiiine!
Morgan scurries off and escapes while Aubree clutches onto Mazzio.
Aubree Celeste: Calm down, it's not worth it... Just calm yourself he's not worth it.
Mazzio calms down and steps back, holding Aubree. Mazzio roars with the crowd, shaking the arena as he celebrates clearing the ring and outside area! His music plays and he looks pumped the fuck up!
Steve White: By Gawd what a fucking night! We've seen some huge matches and huge announcements! The Pay Per View will be extraordinary and it looks like next week, we will see Ryan Morgan and Michael Rissi in the same damn ring for a DNA test, you don't want to miss that! What a fucking night but that's all we have time for! We'll see you next week! Good night! Be safe!
The scene fades to the EHWF logo ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week everyone and their mother would have seen Eli Sykes once again defend his EHWF Championship and add to his very impressive reign! This time he was able to defeat the badass Jason Dave in a first blood match and not only retain the EHWF Championship but also capture Dave’s half of the Tag team championships! Now Eli must choose a partner for the other half, who will it be!
Chuck Thompson: Eli Sykes is on an amazing roll, one we haven’t seen for some time but Jason Dave still wants Eli’s head! He’ll have to get in line though as a lot of superstars are looking to take on Eli at Retribution! Tonight however, Eli Sykes will have his hands full as he goes one on one in a champion vs. champion main event with the NEW Hardcore Champion and fast rising star, Lord Raab! Lord Raab is a monster of destruction who defeated the powerful Supernova Zoe McDraven in only his second match to become the EHWF Hardcore Champion! There is no telling where this monster could go if he defeats Eli here tonight!
Steve White: I can’t wait for that one but I also can’t wait for the new Showtime Champion Blaise to defend her title against one of her rivals Hannah Walters in what should be an epic clash! Blaise added even more gold to her already impressive list of achievements but Hannah Walters will be looking to rain on her parade and take it away in her first defence! I can’t miss this match!
Chuck Thompson: And how about Ryan Morgan’s betrayal of Mazzio and reveal that he is an advisor to a board member! That guy is a slimy, snaky fuck but he says he has an even further announcement that will change EHWF forever! I can’t wait to see it but I hope Ryan Morgan gets what’s coming to him tonight regardless of what his big ‘reveal’ is. Fuck him!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop following the fallout of last week! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome EHWF Owner and CEO… Michael Rissi!
The fans go BERSERK as Michael Rissi’s theme music hits and he comes out on the stage dressed in a $10000 Versace suit. He makes his way down the ramp and interacts with the fans before getting in the ring and being handed the mic by Patricia. Rissi waits for the music to fade and the fans to quiet before he speaks.
Michael Rissi: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to MAYHEM! We've got an action packed night planned out for you tonight coming hot off of Bloodbath!
The fans go nuts with cheers and applause!
Steve White: Michael Rissi starting off the show here tonight, I wonder what he's gotta say.
Michael Rissi: And what an event Bloodbath was! Eli Sykes is still the EHWF Champion and everyone is as hungry as ever to knock his impressive reign off! Tonight however, EHWF moves on towards its next big event... Retribution!
The fans go wild and Rissi waits for them to calm down!
Michael Rissi: That's right... EHWF Retribution will be taking place again this year on the 24th of April but at this event, we're going to see a bit of a twist - something to shake things up!
Steve White: Shake things up!? What does he mean by a twist at Retribution?
Michael Rissi: Since everyone and their mother want in on a world title match... They're going to get that opportunity at Retribution... A certain contest will be held at the event and it will be called the Retribution Royale!!
The fans go wild as Rissi nods.
Steve White: Retribution Royale!?
Michael Rissi: That’s right, the Retribution Royale! It'll be a 30-Person over the top battle royal contested under elimination rules with a new competitor entering the match every three minutes! The winner of this massive blockbuster of a match will be crowned the number one contender to the EHWF World Championship!
Fans: OHHHHHH!
Steve White: The Retribution Royale!? 30 competitors all fighting in one massive match to become number one contender!?
Chuck Thompson: I can't believe it Steve! A huge announcement tonight and it's all going to go down at Retribution this month! This is going to be huge!
The fans are going absolutely nuts and they're all on their feet as Rissi holds his arms out in the ring! The cheering gets louder and louder as the Retribution logo appears on screen!
Michael Rissi: So at Retribution on April 24th… For the first time… 30 Competitors… One Ring… One Winner… All for a shot at the biggest prize in the industry and a chance to immortalize oneself forever! Please… Enjoy the night ladies and gentlemen!
We pan to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this opening bout is scheduled for one fall and it is a tag team match!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… TQ Smooth!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits he comes out on the stage then to the ramp then finally gets in the ring and waits for his opponents with TQ Smooth.
Patricia Downs: And next his partner… Kevin Hunter!
“Rollin” by Limp Bizket hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and cheer continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man raises hisd hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, as he shows his respect for the fans that made him a legend. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction towards their hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man again raises both hands into the air and embraces the love that is showered upon him.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… First… Black Man!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And lastly… His partner… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Sah’ta Thor!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Black Man & Sah’ta Thor vs. TQ Smooth & Kevin Hunter
The match begins as Black Man and Kevin Hunter lock up! Hunter gives Black a mean knee to the gut but Black fires back with a right hand! Hunter whips Black hard into the turnbuckle then follows up with a corner clothesline! The fans cheer as Hunter goes for another one but Black Man raises his leg and Hunter runs into his boot! Hunter stumbles around in pain, holding his jaw as Black Man levels him with a quick lariat!
Steve White: Black Man and Kevin Hunter out here right now fighting a damn tough contest!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man and TQ are returning to EHWF tonight and if you’ve been keeping up on EHWF.com they both have had heat with young rookie Andre Pierre lately.
Black Man picks Kevin Hunter up only for Hunter to drop down and hit Black with a jawbreaker! Hunter walks up and boots Black Man in the thigh, sending him to a knee! Hunter then hits Black Man with a flurry of knees to his chest then hits Black Man with a close DDT! The fans go wild as Hunter covers Black Man!
1...
2...
KICK OUT!
Black Man gets a shoulder up and Kevin picks him up, tossing him into the corner! Kevin swings bit Black Man ducks and Kevin finds himself in the corner as Black Man starts wildly stomping out Kevin against the turnbuckle until the ref breaks it up! Black Man pulls Kevin out of the corner and knees him in the gut before flipping him on the mat! Black Man picks Kevin up to follow up but BAM another jawbreaker from Kevin! The fans are going nuts! Kevin lines Black Man up and dropkicks him square in the chest! Both men hit the mat and the fans get to their feet!
Steve White: Kevin Hunter fighting back to Black Man who seemed to have controlled this one! Can Hunter get revenge on Black Man for his underhanded ways at Retribution?
Chuck Thompson: I see big things in Hunter. He was in the little leagues in ECWF as their champion but now he’s trying to crack into the big leagues and he’s done an intense job thus far.
They both get up and Black Man boots Kevin in the gut then slams him with a big spinebuster! Black comes over and tags in Thor and the fans pick up! Thor comes in! Kevin doesn’t know what’s up but Thor punches him square in the face! Thor hits Kevin and takes him down with a big lariat! Then another! Then another! Thor man handles Kevin and aggressively knees him in the side then throws him in the corner as Thor gets some heat! Thor back off and runs at Kevin but Kevin dives out of the way and Thor eats the turnbuckle! Kevin dashes up and tags in TQ! TQ runs in and hits Thor with a mean running STO!
Steve White: TQ comes in and instantly stops Thor’s momentum!!
Chuck Thompson: TQ and Black Man need to prove a lot upon their lengthy, lengthy absences from EHWF and tonight might be a good start!
TQ boots Thor in the side then knees him and hoists him up on his back! TQ walks over and tags Kevin back in! Kevin walks up the apron and springs over the top rope going for a tag team move but Thor drops off of TQ’s shoulders and avoids it! The ref gets TQ out and Kevin is confused as to how he missed when TQ was supposedly holding Thor…
Steve White: TQ lost his grip maybe?
Chuck Thompson: Thor avoids a big one that could have been it! Talk about luck!
Thor runs up and clotheslines Kevin over the top rope! Kevin hits the outside and Thor hits the apron! Thor goes to get back in but Kevin is pissed! Kevin pulls Thor down from the apron to the hard floor! The ref starts a count! 1… 2… 3… Kevin grabs Thor and rams him against the apron then tosses him on the ground as the Evil King Thor is destroyed! 4… 5…
Steve White: Kevin disposes of Thor and the ref gets to 5!
Chuck Thompson: Get him back in the ring Kevin!
Black Man yells from the apron! Kevin grabs Thor but Thor rams Kevin into the barricade! The fans are going nuts! 5… 6… Thor edges back to the ring and gets a knee on the apron but Kevin punches Thor in the back of the head and slams him back down to the ground! Black Man puts his hands on his head! 7… 8… Kevin gets on the apron but Thor pulls him down! Kevin lands on Thor but Thor grapples with Kevin on the ground! 9… 10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Due to a double count out… This contest has been declared a no contest!
Thor shoves Kevin off of him and gets back in the ring! Black Man comes in shaking his head as TQ helps Kevin up back on the apron to the ring as the fans boo.
Steve White: What a way to end…
Chuck Thompson: I don’t really know where this one was even going... But that’s that I guess…
The match had just ended and in the ring there is a tense stare down between Sah'ta Thor and Black Man. Each man having been vocal against the other leading up to the tag match. The standoff stretches for a few long seconds until both men step back to look at Kevin Hunter before turning back to each other. As if sensing something was about to happen TQ Smooth moves into the ring with a microphone as if he was about to launch in a speech.
Black Man gets right into the face of Thor and TQ stands back, leaning against the ropes. Kevin Hunter makes it to his feet and bull rushes Black Man. Black Man side steps Kevin Hunter right into a Big Boot from Thor sending Hunter to the mat hard. Hunter bounces up and turns right into a Black Stunn from Black Man! Kevin Hunter manages to pull himself up using the ropes, unsure of where he is. TQ Smooth bounces from his position on the ropes and nails the TQ Special! Kevin flops out of the ring as Thor, Black Man and TQ Smooth all look at one another.
Chuck Thompson: Bastards! Bastards! What is this a bamboozle!? Fuck this Hunter didn’t know what was happening!
Thor smirks slightly before doing the unexpected and offers his hand to Black Man while nodding to TQ. He waits for a reaction as the crowd holds its breath in anticipation. On the outside of the ring Kevin Hunter slowly starts to stir signaling that he was still alive after being hit by the three other men in the ring.
Black Man grasps the hand of Thor and TQ and raises them in the air. The fans are in applause as what appears to be this new team that has formed out of nowhere. TQ reaches to the matt and picks up the microphone that he had gotten earlier. TQ tosses the mic to Thor as The Dark Messiah speaks.
Sah'ta Thor: I see the shock and confusion that has gripped you all in the last moment. What you see before you is the culmination of months of planning. Honestly events at Bloodbath caused us to speed up our plan but none the less it is time to learn the truth. I am sure you all know the now departed League of Evil, a group of useful flunkies and failures that served a purpose. Of course you do and you recall that I came back with the sole intent of becoming the best Legend in the EHWF so I had my minions target others. Namely Black Man, a man who over the years had nothing kind to say about me. A man who I know would jump at any chance to have his praises sung in public. It was easy to lure him into the ambush. However, what you don't know is what happened after the fact. You see not everything that happens is what is really going on. Black Man's return was arranged with care in order to be of the most use to our goals. The reality is that Meltdown was a feint that distracted from the bigger game plan. The fact that Calvin Harris left as a result of losing is well an event that opened the door for Black Man to return. Oh I get the fact you are still lost but bear with me. You see our history is so rocky that it wasn't hard to be seen as rivals until this very moment. Bloodbath should have clued you in if you were thinking about it, which I guess you saw only what we wanted you to. It is not by accident that I walked out of Bloodbath as the new Jr. Heavyweight Champion. Nor is it an accident that the three of us are standing in this ring right now. There are accidents for Hall of Famers like us.
Thor hand the microphone to the Dark Knight so he could add to the moment.
Black Man: At Bloodbath, it appeared that I had accidently cost Kevin Hunter the match for the Junior Heavyweight championship and in the process handed the title to my ‘enemy’ Thor. What really happened here was a case of bait and switch. I distracted Kevin long enough for Thor to toss us both from the ring over the top rope and for Thor to become victorious. There are many reasons why we have formed and all will be revealed in due time, but know this EHWF Universe, we did it for you. We did it because no one wants to see the Kevin Hunters, the Ryan Morgan’s or the Eli Sykes of this company any longer. No one wants to see the Corporate Powers return. So with that in mind we all had an idea. A group would be formed unlike any other. A group made up of us, three Hall of Fame members, and we would rid the EHWF of the plaque that has been brought upon it. I was truthful when I said I came back to stop Eli, to win the world title and to made EHWF marketable again. I just left out the fact that I would not be doing this alone.
Thor signals for the mic back and once he gets it he continues to speak adding to the words spoken by his new ally.
Sah'ta Thor: Change is coming and while there are those would would scorn my words remember that while the majority of the roster is short sided in the here and know, I plan for the long term. The reality is that as I have said multiple times before I am a cornerstone in this company and in the coming weeks you will learn just how true that is. Until then I bid you all an entertaining night from The Deadly Syns.
With that Thor tosses TQ the mic and signals for his Jr. Heavyweight title.
TQ Smooth: We will take back the EHWF. We will stand united unlike Bloodline. We are class acts, we are Hall of Famers, we are wrestling superiority. Ladies and Gentlemen, let the games begin.
TQ tosses the microphone from the ring as all three men again raise their hands sending the crowd into a roar as the scene fades to commercial.
We come back to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall and it is a divas tag team match!
De La Blanca's music hits and fans get up and give a mixed reaction for her as snow rains down from the ceiling. She comes out and bounces around, sunglasses covering her eyes as she confidently walks down the ramp. She interacts with some fans for a moment before glancing over to the ring and making her way onto the apron. She bends over the middle rope and when her left leg is over the rope she freezes to the spot and looks out towards the crowd. After a few seconds she enters the ring and gets on the turnbuckles before raising both her arms up. Afterwards she looks over her shoulder, never moving off the turnbuckles as her shades-covered eyes focus on the stage, waiting for her opponent to come out as stagehands sweep the snow out of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Making her way to the ring… First… De La Blanca!
The song Im'Mortal by Skinny Puppy starts to blats through out the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, Destiny Hunter starts to come on out and the fans boo her... She walks past the fans while smiling evilly sexy into the camera. She get in the ring and she talks trash into the camera as she waits on who she'll be facing.
Patricia Downs: And next her partner… Destiny Hunter!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving blue and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Aprila steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she strikes a fighter stance slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The mysterious Aprila adjusts her veil and breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches its peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Aprila has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder and making sure her mask is on tight before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… First… Aprila!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And lastly… Her partner… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Aprila & Zoe McDraven vs. Destiny Hunter & De La Blanca
The bell rings and Zoe requests she start first, Aprila lets her. De La Blanca tells Destiny to start and the lock up. Zoe overpowers Destiny and drives her into the corner. Zoe then bends down and starts ramming herself and her shoulder into Destiny's mid section. Zoe backs off and runs at Destiny, slamming into her in the corner. Destiny is hurt and Zoe taunts to the crowd and De La Blanca. Destiny catches Zoe off-guard and boots her in the gut. Destiny tries to take control of the match and kicks a bent over Zoe in the face. Destiny backs off but Zoe grabs her and whips her against the ropes. When Destiny comes back she grabs Zoe and hits a swinging neckbreaker.
Steve White: Wow, a tough start for these two divas right here at Mayhem! Destiny and De La Blanca haven’t had much luck around these parts and Aprila and Zoe came off huge losses last week!
Chuck Thompson: What a swinging neckbreaker Steve. Destiny executed that perfectly and that can’t bode well with Zoe who lost her Hardcore Championship last week to Lord Raab.
Zoe gets back up and is met with another quick kick in the thigh from Destiny. Zoe shakes it off and scoops Destiny up, slamming her into the mat. Zoe picks Destiny back up off the mat and suplexes her. Zoe covers.
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Steve White: Zoe trying to end this one quickly and to claw some momentum back.
Chuck Thompson: Agreed Steve. She needs to build big momentum for when her rematch with Lord Raab comes around or she won’t have a chance of reclaiming the title!
Zoe slams Destiny in the corner. Destiny quickly grabs Zoe's hair and struggles to her corner, tagging in De La Blanca. De La Blanca comes in and slaps Zoe while Destiny holds her by her hair. The ref sends Destiny back to the apron as De La Blanca locks Zoe in the chicken wing. Zoe quickly gets out of it and whips De La Blanca into the corner. Zoe goes and tags in Aprila as she holds De La Blanca in the ring. Aprila leaps over the top rope and dropkicks De La Blanca. Zoe goes back on the apron as Aprila and De La Blanca are the two legal competitors.
Steve White: A nice tag there Chuck, now Aprila must keep the fire coming.
Chuck Thompson: Aprila put up a big game to Blaise about getting a rematch and getting redemption only for Blaise to obliterate her last week at Bloodbath. Aprila MUST win here tonight to claw a little momentum back for herself!
Aprila dropkicks De La Blanca again and knocks her to the mat. De La Blanca gets up and takes out Aprila with a lariat. Aprila struggles up only to get clotheslined by De La Blanca. De La Blanca covers Aprila quickly.
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Aprila grabs De La Blanca and pins her down with her legs under her shoulders.
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De La Blanca kicks out and jumps up, so does Aprila. De La Blanca takes down Aprila with another lariat!
Steve White: Damn, both of these Divas are quick and they are trying to get something over the other.
Chuck Thompson: Quick pins are what is going to make this one different Steve... Aprila and Zoe are so quick and fast and nimble it’s not funny! They can come from anywhere with anything!
De La Blanca picks up Aprila and hits her with a neckbreaker. De La Blanca goes to cover Aprila again.
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Steve White: Aprila doesn't want to lose it here and face further embarrassment that she might not be able to come back from!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe is pissed off on the apron Steve. She doesn’t want another loss! She wants in on this match!
Aprila is able to get to her feet. De La Blanca runs at her and tries for yet another lariat but Aprila ducks it. De La Blanca comes back but is met with a side kick to the ribs from Aprila. Aprila is then whipped against the ropes by De La Blanca. Aprila bounces back and ducks a clothesline attempt, bouncing off the other ropes. Aprila runs back and hits a Wheelbarrow Bulldog on De La Blanca! De La Blanca is taken down and smashed on the mat as Aprila struggles back to her corner. Aprila dashes to Zoe and tags her in while rolling under the bottom rope onto the apron.
Steve White: Zoe is back in! Aprila does damage and gets a quick tag out to the fresh former Hardcore Champ!
Chuck Thompson: She has to finish this quickly!
Zoe runs in and splashes on a hurt De La Blanca! She then walks back over to De La Blanca and picks her up and takes her over to the turnbuckle. She smacks her head against it a few times, causing blood to begin flowing from De La Blanca's head! She pushes her down to the ring mat. Zoe then goes to stomp her out for a while as the crowd cheer! Destiny tries to get in, but Zoe and the ref prevent her from interfering. De La Blanca struggles on her knees as Zoe grabs her and flings her against the ropes. When De La Blanca comes back Zoe punches her in the gut and pulls her to her corner away from Destiny. Zoe then gets De La Blanca in position and lifts her for her Shockwave move, but De La Blanca tries to struggle out of it. Destiny reacts and jumps into the ring, ready to interfere and stop Zoe from hitting the move. Aprila acts quickly and interferes as well, getting up on the top rope and jumping on a running Destiny before she could reach Zoe! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Oh damn, what a leap from Aprila, she just saved Zoe and possibly the match! Great teamwork and effort right there!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out, Zoe is going to do it. She's going to finish it!
Aprila and a hurt Destiny roll to the outside as Zoe hits Shockwave, destroying De La Blanca! Zoe then quickly hooks the far leg and makes the cover.
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: They did it!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Aprila and Zoe McDraven!
Aprila and Zoe get their arms raised by the ref as Zoe’s music goes off and Destiny and De La Blanca struggle back up the ramp. The scene then goes to a promo video for the Retribution Royale!
As the match ends the camera pans in on Victor Abel who is now in the ring while the music fades. The 5'2 manager is wearing a black suit with a white shirt and blue tie. The crowd give a mixed reaction as Victor Abel raises a microphone to his lips.
Victor Abel: Ladies and gentleman, my name is Victor Abel and I would imagine you all know that by now. I am the manager, the coordinator, the organiser of the most aggressive, most brutal superstar in the EHWF today! My warrior ANDRE PIERRE!
The crowd boo loudly. A few pieces of garbage get thrown into the ring.
Victor Abel: Now, you may be wondering why I am out here today, alone. Well you see, Andre Pierre doesn't have time to make Television appearances when it doesn't involve a match. Andre Pierre doesn't WISH to make television appearances when it doesn't involve a match. I am simply out here to explain what Andre Pierre will be doing over the next few months and so on and so forth. I'm sure you are all aware, at Scars and Stripes, the biggest event of them all... my warrior ANDRE PIERRE will face The Black Man in a buried alive match. I'm sure you have already purchased your tickets and paid over the odds, just to see my mighty warrior in action. However, that is Scars and Stripes, which is several months away. My warrior, my specimen, my unrelenting power force ANDRE PIERRE has plans leading all the way up to that very special day. My aggressive destroyer, my eater of hope and MY reaper of worlds ANDRE PIERRE will be facing several opponents over the next few months. He will be facing somebody at Retribution and Aces High. He will be facing somebody on the special edition of Mayhem. So that's three dates booked right there. Buy your tickets. I promise you, these matches and these opponents will not disappoint. You see, my warrior is on a course of domination here in the EHWF and he will start at Retribution. It will lead up to Scars and Stripes where he will beat THE BLACK MAN and end his career for GOOD!
The crowd reaction is mixed! Some boo but some fucking cheer!
Victor Abel: You see, The Boring Man is the old OLD guard. The Boring Man is the old OLD man. He is past it, he is a relic and he is an IDIOT for agreeing to face ANDRE PIERRE! I guarantee you, as long as Andre Pierre is in the EHWF, nobody will be safe and he will beat EVERYBODY he faces. My great hunter, my aggressive assassin ANDRE PIERRE will turn this company upside down and make it his personal playground!
The crowd reaction is mixed again! Victor Abel grins and "French Patriot" plays. Victor Abel struts out of the ring and walks up the ramp, the scene fades to commercial.
We come back to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall and it is a two on three handicap match!
The lights dim and flicker as Lifestyle hits the PA System. The fans all dive into a flood of boos as the Corporate Power Billionaires team emerges on the ramp, looking out at the fans arrogantly as they taunt the crowd. They make their way down the ramp, continuing to taunt the fans and soak in the hatred before getting to the ring. They swarm the ring like hornets and all get in one after the other.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Accompanied by Ryan Morgan… Nick Rissi, Angus Murphy and Cowbell… Corporate Powers!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents in this bout… First… Savannah!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big silhouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Her partner… Mazzio!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Mazzio & Savannah vs. Angus Murphy & Nick Rissi & Cowbell w/ Ryan Morgan
Savannah starts in the ring with Nick Rissi. She walks over to him but he backs away and tags in Angus like a pussy. Angus climbs in and flexes for Savannah. Savannah shakes her head and runs up, taking him down to the mat! She drops an elbow on him and quickly covers but he gets an arm up! They both spring up but Savannah takes Angus down again with a big dropkick to the chest! Angus is down and Savannah bounces off of the ropes and hits him with a senton!
Steve White: Savannah is having none of it tonight! Ryan Morgan looking to flex his new muscle as an Advisor to the Board tonight by picking up a win for his crew!
Chuck Thompson: Straight to the point... I love it! I gotta wonder what Morgan's announcement is going to be tonight though Steve!
Ryan Morgan shouts at Angus from the side. Angus turns and looks at Morgan, not sure what he is saying! Savannah rolls him up from behind and gets a one count! Angus gets to his feet and swings wildly, Savannah drops down to her knees and then slaps him, before standing back up and hitting a DDT! She kicks him on the ground and then stands him up. She hits a clothesline and then a quick cover again. Angus gets an arm up and manages to leap to Cowbell! TAG!
Steve White: Here comes the pain! The big man Cowbell is in the match!
Cowbell launches himself into the ring and charges at Savannah, she dodges and dropkicks him from behind! He stumbles onto his knees and Savannah runs up, hitting an Enzuguiri right on the chops from behind but Cowbell is barely affected! Savannah tags Mazzio in and the crowd roar! Mazzio lifts Cowbell up and goes for Infinite Dismissal but Nick Rissi shouts up on the apron! Mazzio drops Cowbell and charges at Rissi, hitting an Iron Punch! Rissi drops onto the hard floor from the apron and Angus tries to storm the ring! Mazzio runs up and hits a jumping Iron Punch as Angus jumps, catching him in mid air! Nick Rissi and Angus lay out cold! Savannah looks over in shock that Mazzio took out two members in less than 10 seconds!
Steve White: Mazzio and Savannah have destroyed The Corporate Powers so far! Mazzio just too fast and too strong for everyone in this contest, this guy is a superhuman Chuck!
Mazzio hoists Cowbell up on his back and hits him with a fireman's carry! The fans are going nuts as Mazzio doesn't leave it there! He looks out at Morgan and Morgan backs off on the outside as Mazzio grabs Cowbell and pulls him in! He waits for a moment before hitting Cowbell with a massive sideslam! Cowbell rolls around in pain! He tries to escape the ring but Mazzio hits him with a German Suplex! Mazzio hits him with another then another then another then another! Mazzio is suddenly distracted as Angus and Nick have recovered and have started double teaming Savannah in her corner! The ref loses control!
Chuck Thompson: Nick and Angus are back up and now they're double teaming Savannah!
Savannah tries to fight back! She gets some good hits in but the numbers game is too much! Angus holds her for Nick to line up a running big boot but Mazzio appears in front of them and snatches Savannah before Nick hits the move! Mazzio leaps Savannah to the other corner and puts her down to recover.
Mazzio: Just stay here for a moment...
Mazzio explodes away from Savannah and hits both Nick and Angus with a HUGE double clothesline that sends them through the air! They hit the mat hard and both roll out of the ring! This gave Cowbell enough time to get back up! He goes to hit Mazzio from behind but Mazzio tilts his head and trips Cowbell up as a shocked Savannah watches Mazzio line the last man up!
Mazzio lifts Cowbell and hits infinite Dismissal! He goes for the cover but... !!?!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan has just thrown a white towel on Mazzios head!
Morgan tosses a towel on Mazzio's face to interrupt the move! Mazzio struggles for a few seconds with the towel on, looking like a ghost at Halloween! He manages to shake it off just in time for Cowbell to clothesline him! Mazzio doesn't move or flinch though as the clothesline from Cowbell has no affect! Mazzio then hits back with a huge uppercut! Cowbell gets back up and walks into a thumping Iron Punch to the JAW! CRACK!
Mazzio covers Cowbell and the crowd roar!
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DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners... Savannah and Mazzio!
Mazzio helps Savannah up and they celebrate in the ring. They climb to the top of different turnbuckles and celebrate with the crowd. Ryan Morgan slides into the ring and grabs a microphone! Mazzio notices and turns around with Savannah.
Ryan Morgan: Ohhhh hell no! You lucky bitches!
Ryan Morgan charges up to Mazzio but Mazzio raises his fist! Ryan Morgan darts out of the ring with the microphone and looks visibly shaken!
Ryan Morgan: Fuck you Mazzio! Trust me, by the time the night is over.... you will regret ever fighting back! MATE! FUCK YOU LAD!
Nick stumbles around in the ring, delirious from his beating still. Savannah looks over at him. Morgan looks at her and raises his hand, warning her not to do it. Mazzio smirks as Savannah hits Nick Rissi with Pounce! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Well... Morgan couldn't get the job done and Mazzio and Savannah just obliterated his team here tonight! What a match! This isn't going to sit well with this asshole Morgan!
Morgan backs off up the ramp as he shares a stare-off with Mazzio back in the ring. We fade out to a commercial.
The scene returns from commercial break, Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage, sporting a suit and tie with a microphone in his right hand draped to his side. He’s met with a series of boo’s from the fans and chants of “Get in line.” He shakes his head and makes his way to the ring and steps into the ring. He dusts off any debris from his suit and motions for his music to cut. He raises the microphone to his lips and prepares to speak.
Jason Dave: As you all know, I was removed from the opening match of the night because of what’s transpired on EHWF.com. All the rumors are true and I have been fined and I will not appear on mayhem or any pay per view until my demands have been granted. My demands are very simple, they won’t cost any money in fact the only thing they’ll do is gain EHWF money. My demands is for a rematch at Eli Sykes for the EHWF World title in a last man standing match, simple as that.
The crowd erupts into a series of cheers at the idea of a Dave vs Sykes rematch. Jason nods in approval of the fan’s reaction towards the match.
Jason Dave: Unfortunately, management has decided that it’s not best for business and that I need to step back in line. Well that’s great and all, but last time that I was told to wait in line was when I faced DGS for the world title. That was about 3 years ago and it took them 3 years to finally give me another chance. So, why would I wait that long for another match? More importantly, why should God’s gift to pro fucking wrestling, a member of the hall of fame and someone who helped bring EHWF’s to it’s most glorious times wait in general for a world title match?
Jason licks his lips clean while the fans offer him mixed reactions.
Jason Dave: I’ve been kicked to the side by EHWF for too long now and I won’t have it anymore. I’ve been berated, hated, and vilified by EHWF because Rissi saw something in me, but now I’ve learned that that isn’t the case or maybe it still is and Rissi is just so absorbed in the fact that he doesn’t have to make good or bad business decisions he still gets his dick sucked in the back by all of the whores that he brings into EHWF. I guess it’s true that power engulfs a man and it changes them. It grips their soul and embodies them and steers them away from what’s right and wrong. Rissi’s lost sight of what’s best for business and he’s too blinded by power to see it.
Jason lowers his head and listens as he basks and harnesses the negative reaction the crowd gives him.
Jason Dave: Don’t worry though Rissi, I didn’t come out here to only address you I came out here to address everyone who seem to realize that this conflict doesn’t concern them. While I appreciate the kind words and support from James Champ and Silver Kazama, I can’t help but sit back and shake my head in the fact that the likes of Kevin Hunter wants to get tied up in my shit. Truly a broken record is what he is. Kevin, do you ever look back and see what you write or listen to the things you say? Your vocabulary needs to stretch past crying, whining, and little bitch. I’m not in this business for money, fame or anything and I’m certainly not in it for my family because my wife is a cheating little whore and nobody else from my family has had the audacity to contact me in recent years so I’m pretty much flying solo right now. I’m in this business for myself and myself only. You can do whatever you want, do your own thing. I refuse to step into the ring with you not because I’m afraid of you, not because I fear my own well-being, but I’d rather not murder your career on live television because then I could be held accountable for your eventual suicide that you’ll follow through with after being away from the ring for so long.
Jason turns and walks towards the ring ropes closest to the commentator’s table and leans up against the ropes. He basks in the negative reaction from the crowd before hanging his head back and looking to the audience behind him.
Jason Dave: Don’t worry ladies and gentleman, I’m only getting started, we haven’t even hit the main event of this yet. My last and final decree for the evening goes to the one and only EHWF champion: Eli Sykes. Eli, wherever you are I know you are taking all of this in and you’re probably enjoying every little bit of this because you know you’re the cause of all of this. I’m not demanding much, all I’m demanding is that you give me the opportunity that you know, I know, Rissi knows, and everyone else knows I am more than deserving of. I’ll patiently await your answer, until then, I will not appear in any match on mayhem, I will not appear in any match at the pay per views until you answer me.
He drops the microphone and poses for the crowd as they react with mixed reactions. The scene fades to black for commercial break.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following divas contest is set for one fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
'All The Things She said' by t.A.T.u begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… She is the challenger… Hannah Walters!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… Her opponent… The Showtime Champion… Blaise
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Blaise (c) vs. Hannah Walters
The bell sounds and the fans are on their feet. Blaise and Hannah lock up. They struggle in the center of the ring for a moment before Blaise over powers Hannah but Hannah slings around and puts Blaise in the corner! Hannah pulls Blaise back then pulls her in for a big belly to belly in the center of the ring! Hannah springs up and Blaise gets to her feet. Hannah boots her in the midsection then follows up with a dropkick! The fans love the action as Hannah goes to climb the top rope but Blaise comes from behind and hits Hannah in the back with a forearm! Blaise turns Hannah around and rams her in the corner with massive corner thrusts! Hannah yells out in pain but Blaise fires back with knife-edge chops! Hannah headbutts Blaise off of her and Blaise falls to the mat! Hannah quickly goes to climb to the top rope as the fans are going nuts with cheers!
Steve White: Hannah Walters trying to control this match early and she’s going up top for a high-risk move! Blaise has had her fair share of problems with Hannah and Bloodline in the past but now her new title is on the line and there is a lot to prove in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah Walters has been giving it her all lately and she needs this win to rank in high for another title shot! However, if she can simply knock off Blaise here tonight she’ll be the Showtime Champion and would have scored one for her and Eli’s dwindling forces! That’s far easier said than done though!
Hannah gets to the top rope then flies off, hitting Blaise with a diving shoulder block! Blaise stumbles back and falls into the corner. Hannah sprints at her to follow up but she jumps up and she runs right into Blaise boot! Blaise springs out at amazing speed and hits Hannah with a big bulldog right into the mat! Hannah rolls up to her feet but Blaise gets Hannah in a headlock. Hannah hits her in the side with wild elbows but she doesn’t release the hold, instead she pulls her up and flips him down on the mat then dropkicks her in the back with a great show of speed and strength! Hannah screams in pain but Blaise isn’t done. She changes the tide of the match by springing off of the second rope and hitting Hannah with a moonsault! She hooks the far leg as the fans cheer!
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Steve White: Blaise is fighting back tough right now but Hannah won’t go down that easy! Like I said there is a lot on the line in this one and its going to take a lot more than that to put Hannah down! Blaise may be one of the toughest competitors in history but Hannah has come a long way and can hang with some of the best!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah was controlling this contest but now it looks as if Blaise has turned the whole thing in her favour. Blaise isn’t looking to let Hannah win nor is she looking to lose the Showtime Championship right away!
Hannah stands and gets out of the hold then twists her arm around and gets her into an armhold! Blaise struggles and Hannah whips her back into the corner then runs up for a big corner splash but when she jumps on her, Blaise blocks her then grabs her legs and slams her down hard on the mat from the corner! Blaise buys herself some time as the two competitors are down on the mat, hurt and exhausted. Hannah stirs to her knee but Blaise jumps up and dropkicks her straight in the head back down to the mat! Hannah rolls around holding her head until Blaise hoists her on her back and hits her with a fisherman suplex!
Steve White: An incredible effort from Blaise right there! Blaise felt Hannah bringing control back to herself in this contest but Blaise acted very quickly in this one and stopped it before it went any further! Now can she keep the lead?
Chuck Thompson: These two hall of fame divas know exactly how to win a match but with both incredibly strong personalities and both immensely talented individuals meeting like this it never ends quickly!
They both get up. Hannah gets a mean kick to the head from Blaise! She bounces off of the ropes and charges her but she sidesteps her and sends her over the top rope! Hannah takes a second but when she turns around, Blaise gets up on the apron and hits her with a hangman! Blaise slides in the ring and clotheslines Hannah over the top rope! The fans go nuts! Hannah turns around on the outside as she gets up and Blaise leaps over the top rope, diving on Hannah! The fans go nuts! Blaise whips Hannah in the ring and follows!
Steve White: And now Blaise is picking up the pace after finally getting some breathing space from Hannah with these big moves!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah just does not want to give in at all! She wants to take Blaise’s title and her head tonight but Blaise is as equally intense and vengeful it seems!
Blaise comes in but Hannah elbows her in the face when she goes to pick her up! Hannah hits Blaise with a midsection thrust and a big elbow to the forehead for good measure! The fans are cheering as Hannah boots Blaise in the midsection then hooks her up and goes for a suplex but she can’t get it! Blaise reverses the attempt into a suplex of her own! Blaise stalks Hannah and goes for a bulldog but Hannah drives Blaise into the corner hard! Blaise stumbles out and Hannah goes for Hannah’s Lullaby but Blaise avoids it and hits Hannah with Trail Blaiser when she turns around! Hannah is down and Blaise quickly hooks both of Hannah’s legs as the fans go nuts!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… and STILL the Showtime Champion… Blaise !
Hannah rolls out of the ring and smacks the apron as she yells at Blaise from the bottom of the ramp. Blaise smirks and holds up her title belt while her music hits and we fade out to a commercial.
We come back and see Blaise walking the halls with her title belt after her match. She takes the corner back to her locker room but bumps right into Savannah and Destiny Hunter and Thor who is behind them with his arms around the two women. Behind them are Black Man and TQ Smooth. Blaise steps to the side as Thor looks her up and down.
Blaise: You’re excused…
Sah’ta Thor: Heh heh… Blaise! Tough match out there. Looks like you could use some friends to make things easier around here for you next time…
Blaise: I’ll pass…
Blaise goes to walk away but Thor stops her and Black Man gets in the way. Blaise rolls her eyes as she looks back at all of them.
Sah’ta Thor: This Retribution Royale thing is a massive opportunity for all of us. It can get all of us to the goal we’re chasing. We say, you work together with us seeing as we’re all more than likely going to be in it. We all band together, take everyone else out of the match then have a clean contest against just each other to determine the number one contender? What do you say?
Black Man: That’s what’s up…
Blaise: Like I said… I’ll pass.
Blaise looks at Black Man and TQ.
Blaise: If I had to work with either of you two again I think it would drive me to insanity.
She turns to Thor and the two divas he hangs off of.
Blaise: And I’m sorry but you guys do nothing for me. You’d probably end up screwing me over anyway – lets be honest. You guys should know by now I very rarely rely on other people. If I’m in this Retribution thing with you guys I’d rather just fight you instead of work with you… No offence…
Sah’ta Thor: A very stupid decision…
Blaise: Well… Like I said, you guys just aren’t my cup of tea and I prefer to do things my own way. Ta-ta now!
Blaise moves past Thor and his crew down the hallway where Jax is waiting by her locker room door. We pan in on Thor, TQ and Black Man as they look at each other and Thor grins.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is set for one fall and it is a champion vs. champion match!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… He is the Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… He is the EHWF Champion and one half of the Tag Team Champions… Eli Sykes
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Eli Sykes vs. Lord Raab
Eli Sykes puts his hand out to Raab and Losak and tells the ref he’s not fighting yet. Eli gets boos from the crowd as he shows disrespect to Losak and Raab and ignores them. Raab doesn’t look happy as Eli gets a mic.
Steve White: What is Eli doing?! The match has started…
Eli Sykes: Sorry… We’re going to have to delay this shit fest of a main event for a moment because I have a much more important and interesting announcement to make rather than seeing me trash this masked weirdo.
Losak and Raab look pissed as Eli brings Hannah into the ring from the outside.
Eli Sykes: As you all would have seen, I not only defeated Jason Dave like a dog but I also took his Tag Team Championships… Now I’ve been told I need to give the other half to someone else and I wasn’t about to make the mistake Dave and Harris made with each other. See I knew that deep down Dave and Bill and Harris were selfish and cowardly little boys who would jump at the chance to get over on me eventually so why would I ever think about holding the tag titles with one of them?
Hannah stands center stage. Losak is going off to the ref but the ref wants to hear this too. The fans boo as Eli holds the tag belts up.
Eli Sykes: If I was ever going to be a Tag Team Champion it was going to be with someone I could trust, someone I could always rely one and someone who had the talent to team with me. Forget Ryder, Harris and Dave… I needed someone real and that’s why I’m choosing to give the other half of the titles to the beautiful and talented Hannah Walters! It’s how it should have been all along!
Hannah smirks as Eli puts the title around her waist! The fans boo as Eli taunts them and Hannah shows off… All of a sudden Lord Raab has heard enough! He shoves Losak out of the way and storms at Eli! Hannah gets out of there and the ref calls for action!
Steve White: Eli gives his other half of the tag titles to Hannah but Losak isn’t hearing it he just wants to get at Eli!
The match officially begins as Chris Dunn makes his way from ringside to the announce area!
Steve White: And we have Chris Dunn joining us here on commentary tonight too Chuck!
The match starts out at a quick pace as Eli Sykes bolts straight at Raab and begins landing some hard leg kicks. Raab stumbles backwards while trying to block the kicks but his size slows him down. He falls into the corner of the ring where Eli Sykes mercilessly jumps on him and knees him in the stomach repeatedly. Finally, the referee pulls him off and Raab hurries back up to his feet. Eli Sykes lets him get no further, though, as he runs at him and hits him with a huge forearm smash to the face! Raab leans against the ring ropes to regain his composure and Eli Sykes begins pushing down on his head, choking Raab over the top rope. The referee counts to four and Eli Sykes lets go of Raab so he doesn't get disqualified. Raab turns around and is dropkicked out of the ring through the middle rope by Eli Sykes! The crowd loves the action, but most of them still boo Eli Sykes.
Chuck Thompson: Come on Raab! Don't prove me wrong! If you beat Eli then superstardom is in your future! Raab seems pissed that Eli used this moment to crown Hannah instead of taking him seriously!
Steve White: No matter who wins, this match is great so far. I can’t believe Eli chose this match to reveal Hannah as the new Tag Team Champion though. What do you think about that Dunn?
Chris Dunn: Well I can’t really say that Hannah deserves this title, she’s just been handed it by this asshole that has to hold her hand through her entire EHWF career. Eli should focus more on the match and stop wasting so much time on Hannah…
Eli Sykes stands in the ring with his hands on the top rope, waiting for Raab to get back up to his feet on the outside of the ring. When he does, Eli Sykes launches himself over the top rope and hits a perfectly executed cross body onto Raab! Raab however grabs Sykes and catches him, tossing him on the floor with authority then goes to the apron to recover! Sykes gets back up to his feet quickly and picks Raab up right away. He attempts to irish whip Raab into the ring post, but Raab reverses it and instead irish whips Eli Sykes into the ring post with his power advantage! Eli's shoulder smashes hard off of the ring post as he falls to the ground, rolling in pain while holding his shoulder. Raab kneels down to one knee to shake off the cobwebs and then goes back after Eli. He picks him up over his head and drops him on his chest across the crowd barrier. Eli Sykes falls back to the floor, holding his chest and his shoulder.
Steve White: Raab is taking charge now and you can tell this monster wants to take out both the Hardcore and World Champion in two consecutive weeks! This guy could go really far!
Chuck Thompson: Yes! Go Raab! Fuck Eli up!
Chris Dunn: Looks like Eli is having a bit of a hard time getting anything in on Raab… Maybe Eli is feeling a bit nervous now that he doesn’t have Bloodline backing his bitch ass up.
Raab rolls into the ring and then back out to break up the referee's count. Eli Sykes uses the crowd barrier to pull himself back up to his feet, but when he turns around he is clotheslined over it and into the first two rows of fans! The fans quickly get out of the way as Raab comes over the barrier into the crowd as well. He picks up Eli Sykes and powerbombs him on the floor that is scattered with chairs! The referee does not disqualify Raab. The fans quickly boo that decision as Raab picks Sykes back up and throws him back over the crowd barrier. He climbs up onto the crowd barrier and just when Eli Sykes gets back onto his hands and knees, Raab jumps off and hits a closed fist shot right to the back of the head! Sykes falls to the floor and holds the back of his head, kicking his feet in pain.
Steve White: I can't believe the referee wasn't in the right position to see that powerbomb! That should clearly be a disqualification to Raab!
Chuck Thompson: He technically didn’t use the chairs and really, the count hasn’t reached 10 yet Steve….
Steve White: Eli is getting mauled right now but it takes MUCH more than this to defeat Eli Sykes! Eli just needs some breathing space.
Chris Dunn: Eli is getting wrecked here tonight and I love it. I mean you can call me biased but this is a guy who made my life a living hell last year. He’s due for some karma.
Raab picks Sykes back up and rolls him back into the ring and then slides in after him. He rolls him over onto his back and pins him.
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kickout!
Eli Sykes gets a shoulder up just in time! Raab begins punching Eli Sykes straight in the face multiple times until the referee warns him. He gets off and picks Eli Sykes up, but quickly plants him back down with a side slam! Eli Sykes lands hard on the back of his head and Raab begins to climb to the top rope. He gets there and then launches himself off, attempting an fist drop but Eli Sykes rolls out of the way just in time! Raab hits the mat hard. He roles back up to his feet and runs at Sykes, but Sykes pulls the top rope down and Raab goes flying to the outside of the ring! Raab falls right onto Henry Losak and Eli looks over, laughing at them.
Steve White: Raab is down! Eli tossed him out of the ring and onto Losak and now it looks like Eli got some back!
Chuck Thompson: Raab still has this in the bag! Raab is a psycho and he wants to hurt everyone! There is no beating him, he is the future!
Chris Dunn: I won’t lie, Eli knows what he’s doing but Raab seems to be all over him… What I wouldn’t give to watch Raab just finish him with a huge move right now!
Sykes and Raab both get up to their feet and Sykes runs against the opposite ring ropes and comes running back and hits a baseball slide to the chest of Raab, knocking him back against the commentators table. Sykes slides out of the ring, but gets water thrown in his face by Raab! This distracts Sykes just enough so Raab can hit a big boot! Sykes falls to the floor and Raab begins stomping him. He then leans against the commentators table to catch his breath before picking Sykes back up and throwing him right back down with a hard scoop slam!
Chuck Thompson: Raab will stop at nothing to hurt Eli Sykes here tonight! Eli seems to have gotten control of this one back but Raab is just fighting back no matter what!!
Chris Dunn: Maybe I was right. Now that Bloodline is gone maybe Eli is really powerless… I guess that’s what you get for being a punk ass bitch most of your life huh?
Raab then picks Sykes up once more and throws him back into the ring. Once in the ring, he signals for the end and picks the mostly limp Eli Sykes up, but Sykes hurries in a reverse to a massive DDT! Both men lie on the ring mat trying to regain their composure. The referee begins the count. 1...2...3...4...5...neither man is up yet. 6...7...8...both men are now getting up to their feet! They begin to exchange punches back and fourth before Sykes ducks a punch and hits a snap neckbreaker on Raab! He then picks Raab up, but Raab hits a hard forearm to the gut of Sykes! He then jumps up and hits a mean uppercut! Sykes flails back to the ring mat and Raab signals for the end again!
Chris Dunn: Ha! This is great guys!
Chuck Thompson: It's over now!
Raab holds out his hand signaling for the end! Losak is laughing on the outside but as Eli gets up Hannah gets on the apron! The ref gets her off but it distracts Raab! Eli gets up and low blows Raab and Raab falls to his knees! The fans are booing wildly as Eli knees Raab in the face over and over again!
Chris Dunn: Wha? Excuse me…
Steve White: What in the hell is going on here?! Hannah that no good! W… Wait… Dunn where are you going!?
Eli Sykes takes advantage as Raab is dazed from the knees on his knees! Eli sprints to the ropes and goes to finish Raab with a running move but he gets a taste of his own medicine as Dunn reaches in from the apron and trips Eli up! Eli hits the mat and Dunn gets cheers! Dunn moves off back up the ramp! The ref didn’t see! Eli gets up and shakes it off confused but sees Dunn backing up the ramp with a smirk! Eli rages as he holds his arm! Hannah screams at Eli and Eli turns around only to get a hand around the throat from Raab off the distraction! Raab raises Eli high into the air and plummets him down with a thunderous chokeslam! The fans lose their SHIT as Raab covers!
1…
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
Steve White: Raab does it! Raab does it! He beats the EHWF Champion! I can’t believe this guy!
The fans go nuts! Eli hits the corner and Hannah helps him but Eli rages at Dunn who is laughing his head off on the stage. Raab and Losak leave the ring and the fans are going nuts much to Eli’s disappointment and anger.
The main event is over. Eli Sykes is walking up the ramp with World Championship in hand. As he turns at the ramp to raise the belt to the crowd in arrogance, Jason Dave runs out from behind the curtain and nails Eli in the back of the head with a hard forearm. Eli hits the cold steel of the floor and rolls partly down the ramp.
Chuck Thompson: OH MY!
Steve White: It looks like Jason Dave doesn't want to wait for Retribution...he's taking Eli out now!!!
Jason Dave continues his assault on the unaware Eli, picking him up and tossing him into the guard rail. Eli falls to the ground in a painful lump as Dave picks the World Championship up. He picks Eli up and holds the World Championship to his face.
Jason Dave: YOU SEE THIS ELI?! EVERYTHING YOU'VE CREATED?! EVERYTHING YOU'VE BUILT?! I'M GOING TO BURN IT DOWN!!! THEN IT WILL BE MY TIME! THE ERA OF JASON DAVE HAS BEGUN!!!
He hits Eli directly in the face with the title, sending Eli through a loop. Jason Dave lifts Eli to his feet and tosses him into the ring.
Chuck Thompson: SOMEBODY STOP THIS! THIS IS SICK!!!
Steve White: We need medical assistance out here now!
Jason lifts Eli to his knees, a savage smile on his face...but Eli hits Jason with a gut punch and then an uppercut, knocking Jason backwards. Eli begins to mount an offense, cross chop, left hook, spinning heel kick. Jason Dave is reeling and the crowd is on fire. Eli bounds off the ropes, but Jason catches Eli with an elbow to the neck, stumbling the World Champion!
Chuck Thompson: He's lining him up!
Steve White: TRANSCENDENCE!
As Jason Dave is about to hit his finisher, the lights cut out and the beat of "Power" by Kanye West hits the P.A. Strobe lights begin to blare on the stage where a figure stands, barely visible in the blinding glare.
Chuck Thompson: What the...?
Steve White: Who is that?!
The opening of the song begins to crescendo and the hook comes in.
"21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN!!!"
The strobes stop and the lights come back on...
Chuck Thompson: OH MY! Can it be?!...
Steve White: IT IS! FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JAMES CHAMP IS BACK IN THE EHWF!!!
James Champ appears at the entrance ramp to a HUGE crowd POP, eyes locked on the events transpiring in the ring. Jason Dave drops Eli, shaking his head at Champ. Jason Dave rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp towards James. James meets him in and the two start trading lefts and rights! James lands a stiff kick to Jason's gut, knocking him backwards. Jason charges with a hard lariat, but Champ catches him under the arm...
Steve White: A CERTAIN DEATH!!!
Chuck Thompson: BAHGAWDRIGHTOUTTATHETHICKOFHELL!!!
Jason's face connects directly with the cool steel. James rolls the semiunconscious Dave off if him and walka towards the ring, where a rocked Eli is stumbling to get to his feet. Champ rolls in the ring and comes face to face with Eli, who is using the ropes to pull himself up on wobbly feet. Eli's face is a seething, snarling mess as he makes eye contact with Champ. The fire in his eyes is blazing as the two stare each other down in the middle of the ring.
Chuck Thompson: The entire arena is on their feet in anticipation of what's about to happen...
Steve White: But what is about to happen? These two have had a storied rivalry dating back almost TEN YEARS! Brothers turned bitter rivals...and I can wait to see what happens next!
The two continue to stare each other down as the crowd becomes raucous!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: This IS awesome!
Champ and Sykes circle the ring with a palpable tension in the air. Both of them look a twitch or murmur away from tearing the other to shreds...but Champ simply turns around and calls for a microphone. A ring hand passes one to the man and Champ turns on his heels. He raises the mic to his lips and begins to speak.
James Champ: ...I'm baaaaaaack!
The crowd roars as Champ states the absolute obvious. James smiles and soaks in the cheers. He turns back to Eli, a smile plastered across his handsome face.
James Champ: I'm back and all I can see is you, Eli. The only thing I can think is 'what a damn shame'. What a damn shame, indeed. Look at this poor, lost child. This little monster of mine! He's forgetting his time, forgetting his place, forgetting what he owes me for dragging him out of the primordial ooze and making him the man he is today! Look at my greatest creation, soured into my biggest disappointment!
Eli's had enough and fires back.
Eli Sykes: Shut up! Shut your damn mouth, James! You didn't make me! I made me! Look around you! This is my kingdom and you're nothing but a god damned peasant! Long live The King!
James smiles again before making his retort.
James Champ: Maybe, just maybe...you are the King. You have that twenty pounds of leather and gold strapped around your thick. You got a bitch at your side and a snot nosed brat at home...and you got me knocking at your castle doors. Knock knock. Who is it? Your greatest fear, Eli. You see, you been trudging around here, knocking off these nobodies like it makes you something. Defending that strap like your life depends on it...and believe me when I tell you that it does depend on it.
Eli holds the World Championship up, mouthing, "Any time, any place!" to an enormous crowd POP.
James Champ: In due time, Eli, in due time...you see, I'm not like these other guys, demanding title shots over Twitter. I like to earn my Retribution...I'm coming for the World Championship, Eli...and I'm gonna go through the entire damn roster to do it! At Retribution, I'll be entering my name in that pool. Whether I got to throw twenty to thirty motherfuckers over the top rope, pin their shoulders to the mat, break their damn legs, it doesn't make a difference to me! I'll be walking out as number one contender to the World Championship and I'll make damn sure that I take that strap off ya waist!!!
The crowd POPS again!
James Champ: Checkers and chess, Eli. Fire before smoke? That's a surprise you didn't see coming.
James drops the mic and rolls out of the ring and makes his way around to the ramp. "Power" starts to play again as Champ walks up the ramp. Eli holds the World Championship high as we fade to a commercial break.
We come back as "Better than you" plays on the audio system and out struts the Advisor to the board, Ryan Morgan! He is wearing an expensive white suit with a pair of gold Adidas high tops. He grins at the hissing crowd and throws a few twenty pound notes at them. He gets into the ring and grins.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman... Ryan Morgan!
The crowd boo and pelt garbage and Ryan laughs. He grabs a microphone and embraces the boos.
Ryan Morgan: Some may call it genius, amazing or superb. I call it business as usual. I walked into EHWF Bloodbath with a plan and by god lads, I executed it to perfection. I declared my corporate background and left Mazzio covered in a pile of rubble. It couldn't have gone any better. Anyhow, that's all done now. I'm Advisor to the board and I'm better than each and every one of you!
He points at the crowd and they all boo and hiss!
Ryan Morgan: Let's look at the bigger picture now, shall we? You see, that was part one. Tonight, well, it's part two and this is a THREE part plan! Wait for it. It's worth it. You see, as part two... I'm going to tell a story which will lead to a huge fucking announcement. My dad, as you all know, was shot dead. Well, so I thought. I never really met my real dad, it turns out. Basically, he was my foster parent and I never knew! Yeah I know what the fuck! He lied to me. My real dad, I mean, it should've been obvious. All along, it just made sense and I never realised...
Michael Rissi's music hits and the crowd POP! He walks out onto the entrance ramp and acknowledges the crowd who are on their damn feet! He laughs at Morgan and lifts a microphone to his lips.
Michael Rissi: We're all bored of you Ryan! Get the FUCK out of my ring RIGHT FUCKING NOW! You great British idiot! Nobody wants you on their screens and I don't want you in my damn ring! LEAVE!
The crowd roar! Ryan Morgan looks wound up. He starts grinning suddenly and shakes his head.
Ryan Morgan: I think you better start calling it OUR ring... DAD!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Steve White: WHAT?! BY FUCKING GOD! WHAT TH-
Chuck Thompson: That makes no fucking sense Morgan you dumb idiot! You're practically the same fucking age! What's this shit now?
Steve White: RYAN MORGAN IS RISSI'S SON! BAH GAWWWWD!
The EHWF Owner starts laughing and shaking his head. The crowd cotton onto it and start laughing too.
Michael Rissi: I've seen some desperate SHIT in my time Ryan but this is completely fucking stupid! We are almost the same damn age and dude... you're as white as a bag of flour SON! I could sue for such a stupid claim but instead... I'll let you off, just get out of the damn ring! NOW!
Ryan Morgan: You see, you're not as smart as you think. You're not as clever as THEY think. You're a stupid piece of trash like all the other EHWF management! However, you're my dad and PA, I'll have to let you off, for family reasons. Let me put it this way, dad. If you're so confident... If you're so sure.... LETS HAVE A DNA TEST NEXT FUCKING WEEK ON MAYHEM!
Michael Rissi: You want a DNA test? YOU WANT A DNA TEST? YOU GOT IT! YOU BIG FUCKING GOOFBALL! However, if you aren't successful.... YOU'RE FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HOW ABOUT THAT SON!
Ryan rages in the ring and starts kicking off! He slides out of the ring and starts kicking chairs over! He grabs Steve White by the head and goes to hit him but Mazzio jumps the barricade and Iron Punches Morgan! Morgan drops to the floor and Mazzio goes to destroy him! The crowd boo as Brandon Bash, Cowbell and Nick Rissi jump him from behind! They start stomping him out and the crowd hiss!
Steve White: By gawd! Mazzio saved me but now the beat down begins! Ryan Morgan has gone full retard! Morgan has FINALLY lost it!
Ryan Morgan passes chairs to his followers and demands they end Mazzio right now! Brandon barks orders at Cowbell and Nick who go to end it! Mazzio roars and jumps up, taking Cowbell with him over the announce table! He gets back up and jumps, hitting Nick with an Iron Punch! Mazzio stirs and then goes for Bash! Morgan shouts to the back and out comes a beat up Angus Murphy and 'Da Man' Van Jam! They jump on Mazzio stopping him before he can hit Bash as Nick and Cowbell join back in!
Nick and Mazzio brawl at ringside with Morgan and Bash watching on. Mazzio blocks a few shots and then moves at lightning speed, appearing behind Van and suplexing him onto the floor! He jumps on Van and the pair start rolling about throwing bombs! Nick and Cowbell pull Mazzio off and kick him in the nuts TWICE! Mazzio drops down in pain and they roll him into the ring. Ryan Morgan, Brandon Bash, Cowbell, Nick Rissi, Van Jam and Angus Murphy surround Mazzio. There is nowhere for him to go.
Steve White: Mazzio is outnumbered!
Cowbell grabs Mazzio but Mazzio vanishes and tips him out of the ring from behind! He sees Nick Rissi approach him but dodges him at mind-blowing speed before hitting him with an Iron Punch, sending him flying out of the ring! Bash goes for Wicked Prayer but Mazzio reverses it and hits an Mazzio Slam! Bash staggers and Mazzio hits Bash with an Iron Punch sending him to the outside! Van Jam goes for a Van Jaminator but Mazzio dodges it and goes for an Iron Punch and cracks Van Jam leaving him in the pile of defeated assholes! Murphy makes a run for it but Mazzio easily catches up to him and cracks his head! The fans are going BERSERK!
Steve White: Mazzio has taken out all of the Corporate Powers except Morgan! Mazzio withstood the 5 on 1 assault and destroyed the Corporate Powers except for Morgan who would be stupid to try and run from Mazzio now!
The crowd roar as they see Ryan Morgan stand face to face with Mazzio. Ryan looks shit scared and puts his hands up to Mazzio! Apologising! Mazzio shakes his head and charges at Morgan! Morgan ducks and goes for Fight or Flight but Mazzio grabs him and lifts him into the air! He goes for Infinite dismissal but Morgan drops down and turns! He dashes out of the ring backing up the ramp. It's no good, Mazzio makes a super leap out of the ring and advances on Morgan!
Ryan Morgan: Y... You c... can't touch me! I'm advisor to a Board Member! I... I'll fire you!
Mazzio doesn't give a shit! Morgan backs off but Mazzio towers over him! Morgan makes a break for it but Mazzio is too fast and catches up to him in an instant! Mazzio goes to end Morgan but Aubree Celeste comes rushing out from the stage and stops Mazzio. She gets in his way and holds onto his chest, trying to calm Mazzio down as the fans go BERSERK with cheers!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste! Aubree is back and she's trying to calm down her husband! She's doing the right thing and saving his career here! Morgan will fire him but Mazzio doesn't care!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree is BACK! My life is complete! Look at her Stevo she looks fiiine!
Morgan scurries off and escapes while Aubree clutches onto Mazzio.
Aubree Celeste: Calm down, it's not worth it... Just calm yourself he's not worth it.
Mazzio calms down and steps back, holding Aubree. Mazzio roars with the crowd, shaking the arena as he celebrates clearing the ring and outside area! His music plays and he looks pumped the fuck up!
Steve White: By Gawd what a fucking night! We've seen some huge matches and huge announcements! The Pay Per View will be extraordinary and it looks like next week, we will see Ryan Morgan and Michael Rissi in the same damn ring for a DNA test, you don't want to miss that! What a fucking night but that's all we have time for! We'll see you next week! Good night! Be safe!
The scene fades to the EHWF logo ending the show.