Post by EHWF Management on Apr 17, 2016 8:36:56 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we were all shocked by the events that took place on Mayhem – mainly by the two announcements that were made! The first being the Retribution Royale match which will take place next week at Retribution and the second being that Ryan Morgan is actually Michael Rissi’s son and has a legitimate claim to the EHWF crown jewels! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: I find it amazing and hard to believe that Ryan Morgan is Michael Rissi’s son even though there is only a 2 year difference in age between them! Either way if he’s lying, Michael Rissi’s DNA test will embarrass him tonight! That’s right! Live on Mayhem will be a DNA test to prove if Ryan is Michael’s son or if he’s just bullshitting!
Steve White: How the fuck could Michael be the father if he was 2 years old around the time of Morgan’s birth, it doesn’t make sense! I have to say though I am more than excited for this main event! The new team of Thor and Black Man will take on bitter rivals and brothers, Eli Sykes and James Champ! Champ returned last week and shocked the world but can he and Eli work together tonight to pick up a win or will they fall apart due to their tensions and let Thor and Black Man get one for their team!
Chuck Thompson: Also the all powerful new Hardcore Champion Lord Raab has beaten everyone in his path including Zoe McDraven and our world champion Eli Sykes and nothing seems to be able to slow him down let alone stop him! Tonight he’ll get the chance to become a double champion but he has another huge task ahead of him when he comes up against Blaise! Will Raab solidify himself as one of the greats already or will Blaise do what she does best and put him down? Don’t miss this one!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop following the fallout of last week! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Please welcome, EHWF Board Advisor… Ryan Morgan-Rissi!
The camera pans to the ring. Ryan Morgan Rissi is stood with a microphone, wearing a grey suit. He smirks as the crowd boo and pelt garbage.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: You know, tonight is a great night for me. Firstly, I'm about to knight the first member of The New Corporate Monarchy. Secondly, later tonight, I will be taking part in a DNA test. When successful, I will become heir to the EHWF throne and better than each and every one of you!
The crowd boo and hiss.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: However, lets get down to business. Please welcome my Captain! The future face of EHWF! KEVIN HUNTER!
The crowd gasp! They begin to boo heavily as Kevin Hunter walks out the ring. He slides in through the bottom ropes and shakes hands with The Corporate King.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Welcome to The Corporate Monarchy, son. I promise you... together we will control EHWF and do great things together. I promise you title shots, main event matches and glory!
Kevin Hunter gets on one knee. Ryan Morgan Rissi pulls out a red Lightsaber! Well, a plastic one! He places it on Kevin's left shoulder first, then the right. He tells Kevin Hunter to stand and then shakes his hand.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Ladies and gentleman... The first Knight in the Corporate Monarchy! KEVIN HUNTER!
The crowd boo and throw garbage. Ryan and Kevin smirk as Morgan pulls up the mic to say something but is cut off by TQ Smooth’s music!
Steve White: Ryan was just got finished knighting Kevin Hunter as his first knight in the Corporate Monarchy but Smooth is out here for his match!
Kevin tells Morgan to get at ringside as Smooth storms the ring! Smooth gets in Hunter’s face as Morgan instructs the timekeeper to ring the bell for the opening match!
DING DING DING!
TQ runs at Kevin and connects with a STO. TQ then starts to stomp Kevin out on the mat. TQ picks up Kevin and connects with a suplex and quickly goes for the cover.
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Kevin kick outs.
TQ locks in a rear naked chokehold then releases the hold and kicks Kevin in the back in a rage as Morgan cheers on Kevin from ringside!
Steve White: TQ Smooth is raging early and it looks like he really wants to take out Hunter for last weeks doings!
TQ walks over to pick Kevin up but Kevin fires back with right hooks to his rib cage. Kevin then walks over to TQ kicks him in the gut and hits a big body slam. Kevin then repeatedly stomps on the right arm of TQ Smooth as TQ cries in pain and Morgan taunts him from outside!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin is targeting TQ’s arm and really trying to soften him up here tonight.
Steve White: If he takes TQ’s arm out of the equation, it will be hard for TQ to execute any maneuvers and Kevin can get his first win as a Corporate Knight!
Kevin picks TQ up by his arm walking him over by the ropes as he leaps over the top rope slamming TQ’s arm against the ropes in the process. Smooth falls down holding his arm as Kevin climbs onto the apron and slowly climbs on the top rope. When Smooth gets to his feet Kevin leaps off hitting Smooth with a double axe handle smash. Smooth falls to the canvas as Kevin goes for the cover
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Smooth kicks out.
Steve White: Despite Kevin’s efforts, TQ managed to get the shoulder up. TQ can’t fail Thor or Black Man here this early!
Kevin picks up Smooth and attempts a fisherman suplex but Smooth counters connecting with a German suplex tossing Kevin on the back of his neck. Smooth then shakes his arm as he walks over to Kevin and covers him.
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Kevin barely gets the shoulder up!
Smooth picks up Kevin whips him into the corner and runs in with a big clothesline causing Kevin to sink down into the corner. Smooth begins to punch Kevin in the head with big left and right hands while he clutches his arm. Smooth then takes he boot and steps on the throat area of Kevin attempting to choke the life out of him. Smooth picks up Kevin in the corner and delivers a fury of chops to his chest. Smooth then lifts Kevin up to the top rope as he climbs onto the top rope himself and connects with a big supeplex. The crowd goes wild as Smooth goes for the cover.
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Kevin kicks out!
Chuck Thompson: Smooth hit this guy with everything then but he still kicked out! Hunter is fighting with heart tonight!
Steve White: He beat the brakes off Kevin in the corner but Kevin still looks all right even after that superplex!
TQ drags Kevin back to the corner, lifting him up to the top rope again as TQ climbs to the middle rope Kevin counters into a sunset flip attempting to go for a pin but Smooth drops a big knee to Kevin’s face. A small amount of blood pours from Kevin’s forehead. Smooth see’s the blood and mounts Kevin and starts to punch him in the open wound.
Chuck Thompson: Kevin seems to be losing a bit of momentum right now.
Steve White: Smooth has no problem with hurting Hunter here tonight! He said he wants to rid EHWF of him!
Chuck Thompson: He is trying to ruin Kevin right now and he’s pulling out everything he has but cant get the job done! Kevin wants to fight!
TQ then picks up a bloody Kevin and attempts to hit a TQ Special but Kevin counters and slings TQ and himself over the top rope to the outside!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin just saved himself there but both men just landed on their heads on the outside! Bah Gawd what carnage!
Steve White: BOTH MEN ARE NOT MOVING!
The referee begins his count 1… Kevin slowly sits up but falls back down …2 …3 The ref looks over and both men stop moving on the outside as they begin to bleed from their heads. TQ looks in bad shape, no movement and bleeding bad!
Chuck Thompson: Both men landed on their heads bad on the outside and they’re both bleeding. Kevin is twitching but TQ looks out of it
Steve White: They were in a tight fight until the end but now it looks like the damage is done!
Kevin and Smooth are out. The ref counts to 5 but the other refs and EMT’s come around and they throw up the X to call for the bell as the EMT’s get medical assistance down there.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Due to both men not being able to compete in this match any longer… This contest has been declared a draw!
Steve White: Both men were KO’d and this one is going nowhere!
The fans boo as they get both men on a stretcher. The fans pelt them with garbage as they’re stretchered up the ramp and Ryan Morgan runs along with Kevin Hunter’s stretcher. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving blue and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Aprila steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she strikes a fighter stance slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The mysterious Aprila adjusts her veil and breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Aprila has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder and making sure her mask is on tight before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Aprila!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent... Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Zoe and Aprila circle each other. They come to lock up but Zoe quickly moves behind Aprila and boots her in the back of the knee! Aprila screams in pain as Zoe takes advantage and gets her in a headlock. Aprila elbows Zoe in the face and gets out of her grasp! Aprila jumps on Zoe and starts choking her out on the mat as the fans start cheering for the action! Zoe punches her then shoves Aprila off of her and gets up. Zoe hits Aprila with a dropkick to the chest and puts her in the corner. Zoe backs off then goes for a corner clothesline but Aprila dashes out of the way and Zoe hits the corner hard! Aprila quickly runs over and tries to roll Zoe up but Zoe drops down and tosses Aprila on the mat! The fans love it as Aprila gets up in a rage and crossbody covers Zoe!
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Steve White: Now that was close! Aprila can't lose her cool like that against Zoe! Zoe had become a hardcore wrestler and a good one at that. Aprila may think she's more experienced as well but at the end of the day Zoe is still one of the best around right now!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe his been on fire for ages but Lord Raab stopped her great run. Now Zoe needs this win to prove that she hasn’t lost her touch!
Aprila picks Zoe up and tosses her into the corner! Aprila runs at her but Zoe fires out with a massive running STO! The fans go nuts as Zoe gets up and stalks Aprila then locks in Kinetic Energy! Aprila struggles and gasps but picks out of it and flips Zoe on the mat! Zoe sits up but gets a big dropkick in the back from Aprila as Aprila starts to control the contest a little bit more!
Steve White: Aprila is trying hard to come away with the lead here but Zoe knows just how these ones go! Zoe is getting ready to come back!
Chuck Thompson: Aprila is no push over though! She has guts and heart and sometimes that’s all you need!
Aprila picks Zoe up and looks for a finisher but Zoe boots her in the midsection then runs up and rams her into the corner! Zoe starts hitting Aprila with big corner thrusts hard in the midsection then Zoe tosses Aprila out of the corner and to the mat! Aprila gets up but only to get a big scissor kick to the face! Aprila is down and loses her momentum! Zoe takes a second to recover as the fans are on their feet!
Steve White: And now Zoe fights back and claws control away from Aprila! Aprila was doing such a good job!
Chuck Thompson: Aprila has come a long way but I don’t know if she’s ready to take out Zoe! If she can tonight then it will speak volumes for her progress
Aprila stumbles around and Zoe hits her with a boot then locks her in Kinetic Energy again! Aprila struggles but elbows Zoe in the face a few times but both fall through the middle ropes to the outside! They get into a scuffle on the outside until we see Ryan Morgan dive on both of them!
Steve White: What!? Ryan Morgan is out here!? Why!?
Morgan picks both of them up and tosses Zoe into the apron then tosses Aprila into the ring steps! The fans boo wildly as Morgan lashes out and flips the fans off!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: As a result of outside interference… This match has been declared a no contest!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Screw this fucking shit! Fuck this all! No one wants to see this match! They want to see the fucking DNA test that is going to prove to the world that I am Ryan Morgan Rissi… The son of Michael Rissi and heir to the EHWF throne and crown jewels!
The fans boo him some more.
Chuck Thompson: Get this asshole out of here! That was going to be a great match!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Fuck this! This match was taking up MY time! I have a massive announcement to make after the DNA test that I am the heir to EHWF and this shit is slowing that down! Move on! Move on to the next match!
Morgan’s music hits and the fans pelt him with garbage as we fade to a commercial.
We fade back into the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
Destiny and Savannah come out to the stage arm in arm as the fans give a mixed reaction. They make their way down the ramp and get inside the ring then go over to opposite turnbuckles and perform theatrics before coming into the center of the ring and planning amongst themselves as they wait for their opponents.
Patricia Downs: First up… The Team of Destiny Hunter and Savannah!
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… First… Aubree Celeste!
'All The Things She said' by t.A.T.u begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… She is one half of the Tag Team Champions… Hannah Walters!
DING DING DING!
Hannah sees that Aubree is going to start the match off. Aubree stands in the corner and rockets off at great speed! Aubree quickly moves behind Hunter and tries to lock her in an arm hold but she can't get it and she pushes her away, down on the mat. She gets up quickly and is forced to lock up with Hunter who Aubree easily overpowers into the corner! Destiny slaps Aubree! Aubree responds with a big knee to the midsection! Destiny swings at her but she blocks it with great speed and jabs her in the face a few times! She moves out to the center and the two lock up once more. She continuously knees Hunter in the gut and Hunter gets out of it by tossing Aubree against the corner!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste is back and she is looking great! She’s looking very athletic and very strong in the ring right now Chuck! Her time away must have paid off!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree is back and that’s all I care about! Put her in the ring with Hannah and that’s my dream come true! I’m going to be watching these two all night Steve! Even after this one is over!
Destiny grabs Aubree and plants her down to the mat with a slam! She picks her up and continues her assault with a knee to the midsection then a headbutt! She whips Aubree against the ropes and she bounces back. Hunter goes for a clothesline but she ducks her. She runs after her, following her but she jumps up on the second rope, springs to the top rope and moonsaults off right onto Destiny Hunter! The fans cheer as both Aubree and Hunter are down on the mat and Savannah and Hannah and calling for the tag! Aubree picks up Hunter and hoists her up on her back then slams her down hard! She does it again and again until Hunter is down on the mat in a heap! Aubree springs off of the second rope and hits a moonsault!
Steve White: What a moonsault by Aubree just now! That was incredible! Hunter and Aubree are both down now and their partners are calling for the tag!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah wants that tag desperately! I think Hannah and Aubree can work together just as well as Hunter and Savannah can tonight. They seem to be getting it done!
Steve White: True but Hunter and Savannah see eye to eye!
Chuck Thompson: And don’t forget Aubree and Hannah are seasoned vets and hall of famers and insanely hot! This one could go either way!
They both get up but Aubree dashes over to Destiny and dropkicks her down to the mat before she can get to tag in Savannah! The fans cheer for Aubree as she runs over and tags in Hannah! Hannah comes in and boots Hunter in the gut then hits her with a combo of kicks and chops! She bounces her off of the ropes and bounces off of the adjacent ropes and when they both meet in the middle of the ring she hits her with a crossbody! Hannah sprints to the ropes again and springs off hitting a springboard senton! She covers Destiny Hunter!
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Chuck Thompson: Hannah is fighting at another level here tonight! She really wants to pick up a win after a recent dry run and tonight is the night to do it!
Steve White: Hannah has been nothing but impressive since she returned to EHWF but the last couple of weeks she has been off her game. Tonight that could all change!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree and Hannah should team together more often look at them Steve!
Hannah picks up Destiny Hunter by her hair but she comes back and hits her in the face with a big right hand! Hunter grabs Hannah and knees her in the midsection then hits her with a big DDT! Both are on the mat hurt and Hunter is really exhausted. Hunter crawls over to her corner and tags in Savannah! Aubree calls for Hannah to tag her but Savannah grabs Hannah and gets her in a headlock on the mat! Hannah reaches out for Aubree but Savannah doesn't let up and tries to force Hannah into submission! She loses grip of the hold when Hannah starts to rapidly elbow her in the face! Both of them get up and Savannah comes from behind, grabbing Hannah's waist and going for a German Suplex. Hannah gets out of it at the last minute and slaps Savannah but she fires back with an STO, taking Hannah down to the mat hard!
Chuck Thompson: That’s not good! Hannah just got rocked by Savannah and it looks like she may have hurt herself there!
Steve White: By Gawd, Savannah might have this match won here!! What a shift in momentum!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah is climbing the top rope! Move Hannah, get out of there!
Savannah climbs the ropes but before she begins to implement her aerial move, Aubree dives onto the ropes and messes up her balance, sending her falling into the corner! Hannah takes advantage and runs up to Savannah, hitting her with a corner splash! Savannah stumbles out of the corner and Hannah springs off of the second rope, hitting Savannah with a sunset flip into a cover on the mat! The fans go wild as Savannah’s shoulders are pinned!
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Steve White: By Gawd, I thought it was over! What a brutal move from Hannah!
Chuck Thompson: I thought Hannah had it there! What offense by the new Tag Team Champion!
Hannah gets up but BANG! Savannah hits her with Pounce! Hannah falls into her corner and holds her midsection as Aubree tags in! Aubree comes in and ducks a swing from Savannah! Savannah turns around and gets booted in the midsection! Aubree presses Savannah up but Destiny runs in to save her only for Hannah to dive on her before she can reach Aubree! Aubree presses her up and slams her down hard on her knee! Savannah is wastes as Aubree hits Lights Out! The fans go nuts as Aubree covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Hannah Walters and… Aubree Celeste!
The fans go wild! Aubree and Hannah are weary of each other but shake hands in the center of the ring then raise each other’s arms as the fans go wild! We fade out to backstage.
We come into the backstage area where we see doctors coming up the hallway. The one in the front has a tray with two urine samples and some documents on it.
Steve White: Well Bah gawd and there are the doctors who conducted the Ryan Morgan/Michael Rissi DNA test! They’re making their way through now and are getting ready to give us the good news. There is no way Michael Rissi could have fathered Ryan Morgan at 2 years old…
As the doctors continue down the hall, Nick Rissi and Brandon Bash come around the corner and bump into them! The doctors scramble as they try to save the urine vials! Nick and the head doctor jump on the tray before it falls and they save it.
Nick Rissi: Watch where you’re going assholes you have one job! That’s important piss right there… Go and examine that shit!
Bash intimidates the doctors as they all hurry off into a room and we fade back into the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one single fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The challenger... He is the Hardcore Champion... Lord Raab!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next... She is the Showtime Champion... Blaise!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and both lock up! Blaise elbows Raab in the face and gets some quick punches and jabs in! Raab lunges at Blaiae but Blaise boots Raab in the gut then hits him with a big forearm smash to the face! The fans are going wild as Blaise bounces off of the ropes and hits Raab with a strong sunset flip! Raab rolls out of it before Blaise can get the cover! Raab bounces off the ropes and goes to dropkick a sitting Blaise in the face! It looks like he gets it but Blaise grabs his legs and pulls Raab up! Blaise gets Raab in a single leg Boston Crab and the fans cheer! Raab struggles in pain for a quick moment before powering put of the hold and toppling Blaise to the mat! Both competitors emerge to their feet!
Steve White: Raab is a scary monster who seems undefeatable Chuck! He's taken out some top names already but not it looks like he's coming for Blaise! Blaise however seems to he handling herself just fine!
Chuck Thompson: You can't underestimate Blaise, she's more than proven why she's one of the greatest fighters in the world. It seems like she's using her experience here to stay one step ahead of Raab but will it work?!
Raab lunges for a tie up but Blaise ducks him and turns him around, hitting him with a big right hand! Raab then responds and drops Blaise with a massive uppercut! Blaise is rocked and tries to get up but Raab tosses her across the ring then runs up and punts her in the ribs sending her to the corner! Raab lifts her up and chokes her against the turnbuckle until the ref breaks it up! Blaise stumbles and Raab drops her with a big lariat! Raab stalks Blaise as the fans get to their feet!
Steve White: Raab is just unleashing now and Blaise isn't in a good spot! Maybe this guy can't be stopped!
Chuck Thompson: He is a monster for sure and if Blaise can't get the job done tonight I don't know who can! Maybe Raab is the real deal!
Raab stalks Blaise and she gets up! When she turns around he grabs her throat and the sound echos through the arena as the fans go nuts! Raab berates Blaise with a few yells in her face then raises her high off of the ground! Blaise gets out of the grasp mid-air and pushes off of his back! She lands on her feet and turns him around then boots him in the gut! She snaps a quick kick to his side then his arm and fires a roundhouse at the head but he ducks it! Raab grabs Blaise and headbutts her! She falls against the ropes and comes back only to catch a big boot to the face! Blaise is down and Raab covers her!
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Steve White: I'd hate to say it but Raab is dominating tonight and even the mighty Blaise is looking like she can't keep him down! This is one great match!
Chuck Thompson: I think we're going to see double champ Lord Raab after this! The guy is just not human, he's a monster!
Raab picks up Blaise and tosses her into the corner, hitting her back hard and forcing her to the mat! He picks her up once more but this time uppercuts her back down to the mat! Losak calls from the apron for Raab to cover but Raab ignores him and picks Blaise back up! He scoops her up and slams her down in the center of the ring with great authority! Raab goes to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle! The fans go nuts as he gets to the top and fires himself into the air! Blaise rolls out of the way and Raab hits the mat, rolling to break his fall! Raab turns around, he doesn't look happy! Raab yells and runs at Blaise! She dives down and takes his thigh out with a dropkick and Raab's head hits the turnbuckle! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Blaise was getting her ass kicked but she just bought herself some time with that one! Raab amazingly is still not that hurt though!
Chuck Thompson: Although slowly he's just getting right back up! Blaise needs to think of something fast!
Raab adjusts his neck and advances on Blaise! He swings, she ducks and starts hammering him with massive right hands! Raab pushes her to the canvas! She gets up but gets a massive boot to the midsection! Raab grabs her and tosses her against the ropes! He goes for a big boot on rebound but she ducks him then hoists him up on her back and hits him with a firemans carry slam! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The strength of Blaise! She just surprised Raab there and bought herself a load of momentum!
Chuck Thompson: An incredible move but can she capitalise on Raab now?!
Raab is a bit stunned and gets up! He smacks the mat and gets up in a rage! Blaise boots him in the gut and pulls him in for Trail-Blaiser! Raab elbows Blaise in the head then uppercuts her! She stumbles around but swings a wild kick which Raab blocks! Blaise is shocked as Raab grabs her around the throat and the fans get so loud! Raab raises Blaise high in the air off of her feet but she wriggles around while up then and falls on Raab then hits him with a falling/inverted version of the Soporose! Raab slams into the mat hard and the fans go nuts! Blaise rolls over and hooks both of his legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Showtime Champion... Blaise!
Steve White: She did it! She was able to beat Lord Raab! Bah Gawd what a match that was!
Lord Raab sits up seemingly unfazed. He looks over at Blaise and stands. Blaise doesn’t look intimidated, expecting shit to go down. Raab shakes his head and wags his finger and points at Blaise before leaving the ring. Blaise looks confused as are the fans as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back from commercial. The camera pans to the ring, where there are several nurses, doctors and officials. Michael Rissi's music hits and the crowd get to their damn feet! He struts out and points to various fans, soaking in the atmosphere. He walks to the ring and gets in. He shakes hands with the nurses and officials. He grabs a microphone and the crowd quieten down.
Michael Rissi: Last week on EHWF Mayhem, Ryan Morgan came out and said that he was my son. Well, considering the fact there is only two years difference between us... I highly fucking doubt it! So here I am, to prove a point and rid EHWF of Ryan Morgan once and for all! Really, he is just a horrible sack of shit so you might as well get out here you Anglo-Saxon fuck and get ready to be embarrassed.
The crowd cheer. "Better than you" hits on the audio system and Ryan Morgan Rissi walks out wearing a grey suit with a pink shirt underneath. He saunters to the ring and arrogantly enters. The crowd boo as he slaps the sexy nurses ass. He walks up to Michael Rissi and holds up a microphone of his own.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Hey, Dad. How's it going?
Michael Rissi: You're not my DAMN son! ALRIGHT! We took a DNA test in the back and the results are in that folder on the damn table! Nurse, get your ass over to that folder and tell me I can sack this mongoose!
The nurse walks over to the folder on the table. She receives a few wolf whistles from the crowd. She opens the folder and pulls out a piece of paper.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Just so you know, pap, when It's confirmed... I become heir to the EHWF throne. Which means I have power, pure REAL power in the EHWF!
Michael Rissi: You're not my damn son and when it's confirmed... YOUR ASS WILL BE FIIIIIIIAAAD! See I know you know that in EHWF ancient charter it is stated that the owners of EHWF are the immediate 'Rissi Family.' That would be me, my wife and any kids that I have. I don't have any yet, you're not one of them. You're just a sad fuck trying to get attention and trying to get power... But that all ends here Morgy.
The nurse reads the piece of paper and then takes a microphone.
Nurse: The results are in. Ryan Morgan Rissi... DOES share DNA with Michael Rissi!
Steve White: BY FREAKIN' GAWD! There is NO WAY! Morgan is really Rissi's son!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! RYAN RISSI!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit!
Michael Rissi looks shocked! He rages and flips the table! Angus and Cowbell storm the ring and go for Michael Rissi! He dodges Angus and comes back with a Super Kick! Cowbell makes a move but Michael Rissi ducks and cracks him on the chin with a HUGE Super Kick too! Ryan Morgan Rissi considers getting involved in the action but instead he laughs. He slides out of the ring, avoiding Michael Rissi who is raging in the centre.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: I FUCKING TOLD YOU! I'M THE HEIR TO EHWF! SO YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU CAN WATCH ME WIN THE EHWF CHAMPIONSHIP AT RETRIBUTION... DAD! THATS RIGHT! IM NAMING MYSELF NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!
Michael Rissi: You're not doing shit dickhead! You're a fucking idiot... The fans gasping at this are fucking idiots and these doctors are fucking idiots. Clearly you did something and I'll get to the bottom of it. At Retribution when I have proof you're lying, you're a corpse... but until then... FUCK YOU!
The crowd are confused as fuck. "Better than you" plays and RMR makes his way to the back. Michael Rissi calms down in the ring and shakes his head, he is in complete disbelief.
Steve White: Well slap me silly and call me Daisy! Ryan Morgan is indeed a Rissi and now he's number one contender! What does this mean for EHWF? What does this mean for Retribution? Will he become EHWF Champion for a third time, because of his own match making power?
Chuck Thompson: I don't know how he's pulled this off but I'm sure Michael Rissi will sort things out! Ryan Morgan Rissi may have won the battle but Michael Rissi will NOT lose the war! I wouldn't count on Ryan Morgan getting that title match but it was genius for him to realize that anyone in the "Rissi Family" has absolute power in EHWF. Now he's proved he's a Rissi... Good for him...
We fade to a video package advertising Scars and Stripes.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
“Rollin” by Limp Bizket hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and cheer continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man raises hisd hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, as he shows his respect for the fans that made him a legend. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction towards their hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man again raises both hands into the air and embraces the love that is showered upon him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Black Man!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Sahta Thor!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… James Champ
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… He is the EHWF Champion and one half of the Tag Team Champions… Eli Sykes![/b]
DING DING DING!
The match begins and Black Man and James Champ lock up in the center of the ring. They move around and start wrestling for control until James aggressively starts to knee Black Man in the gut! Black Man doesn’t take any guff though and elbows James right in the face! Black Man boots James in the gut and then whips him in the corner! Black Man runs up for a corner clothesline but Champ dodges him and Black Man hits the corner hard! James grabs Black Man and drags him to the center of the ring. He scoops him up but Black Man elbows James in the face once again and slides off of his back! Black Man grabs James from behind and hits him with a big body drop!
Steve White: These guys on theses teams have wanted to kill each other for quite a while now and tonight they’ll get that chance! Eli and Champ have issues. Thor and Eli and Black Man and Eli. Everyone wants Eli!
Chuck Thompson: Yes! But no doubt they’ll all have their minds set on winning this one to look strong for the Royale next week!
Black Man picks James up and hammers big elbows down on his back and neck! He brings him over to Thor and tags him in as the fans cheer! Thor comes in and levels James Champ with a big lariat! Thor stands over James and then stomps on his head with big boots on the mat! James tries to roll out of the way but Thor stops him and grabs him. Thor picks him up and rams him right into the corner hard! Thor is ruthless and starts hitting James with big corner thrusts, not giving him a second to regain himself! Thor whips James but James reverses it only to have Thor reverse it and send James back first into the corner again then follows up with a big corner clothesline! James drops to the mat, seated in the corner. He reaches out for Eli across the ring but Thor stops him and knees his head back into the corner then starts choking him out as the ref tells him to break it up!
Steve White: Wow! Thor is brutalizing James Champ right now! We haven’t seen Thor this pissed since 2012!
Chuck Thompson: He’s also a ruthless psycho Steve! This guy is fucking up James Champ right now and he wants Eli Sykes next!
The ref forces Thor to back off from the corner. James Champ immediately tries to jump up and get to his corner out of desperation but Thor stomps him in the back as he gets to the center of the ring! Sykes reaches out and calls for the tag but Thor has James Champ in his grasp! Thor grabs James by the hair and picks him up to his feet! Thor scoops James up and slams him down on his back! The fans are loving the action as they get to their feet after Thor puts his boot on James’s chest!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Black and Thor have isolated Champ and Eli doesn’t seem to care!
Chuck Thompson: James’s a tough guy but it looks like he’s doing all the work in this one tonight!
Thor picks James back up and James out of desperation blasts him in the face with a king hit! Thor pulls back and it throws him off enough for James to almost get to his corner to make the tag but Thor dives down and trips James up! James and Sykes’ hands get only centimeters apart but he still can’t get the tag! Thor pulls James back right into a massive right hand which drops him! Thor taunts Sykes as he starts stomping out James Champ once again! He leans down on the mat and wraps his hand around James’s throat then picks him up! James again blasts Thor in the face! Thor is bleeding and James gets up hitting Thor with wild lefts and rights! Thor doesn’t know where he is right now as Champ hits him with a Certain Death! The fans go nuts but Eli blind tags in and they all boo as Champ just looks on at a smirking Eli!
Steve White: James just annihilated Thor with that move but Eli blind tagged! Eli knew what he was doing!
Chuck Thompson: James was seconds away from victory but Eli took that from him! James looks pissed he could have won it then and there!
Sykes runs in and levels Thor with a massive lariat! He quickly gets back up only to be taken down with another powerful lariat! Once again he gets up and Sykes goes for another but this time Thor avoids it and side kicks Sykes right in the chest! The fans go wild but start to boo as Thor does a senton splash right on top of Sykes and covers him!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Damn! Sykes almost lost it right there! He started off strong but I think he had Champ on his mind there and go too over confident!
Chuck Thompson: Eli looks pissed now and Thor is weakened. Get outta there Thor…
Thor walks over and drops a big knee right across the chest of Eli Sykes. Eli yells out in pain but he looks up all of a sudden and dashes up with an uppercut to Thor! Sykes barrel rolls backward but Thor is somewhat unaffected. Thor gets ready to charge again but Eli hoists a running Thor up and finishes him with Syke Out! Eli flips the fans, Champ and Black Man off before he covers a destroyed Thor!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… James Champ and the EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes!
Eli slides out of the ring and smirks at the three others left in the ring. He holds his title up high and waves to them as he backs off. James Champ grabs a mic.
James Champ: You better leg it Eli because you know come Sunday I will win the Retribution Royale and I will be your number one contender!
Black Man and Thor interrupt.
Black Man: There is NO WAY you’re going to win James Champ because I am going to win! That title is destined for me!
James Champ: You’re old news… You couldn’t get the job done here tonight Blackie what makes you think you can throw my ass over the top rope?
The get face to face but Black Man turns to Thor and knees him in the nuts then tosses him over the top rope!
Black Man: How about that! Huh!? How about that for tossing someone over the top rope!?
James Champ: …? That was your own partner dude!?
Steve White: Bah Gawd why did Black Man just attack his boy Thor?!
Chris Dunn makes his way from ringside into the ring.
Chris Dunn: I just watched this whole match and didn’t have a kind word to say about it… THAT’S how boring you are… If anyone is destined to win the Royale and beat Eli then it’s going to be someone exciting… A showstopper… It’s going to be ME!
Savannah makes her way down into the ring.
Savannah: You all know that it’s finally time for me to step up right? There is no way I’m losing that Royale next week…
Pyro goes nuts and all of the guys in the ring jump as the lights go red and Lord Raab appears in the ring.
Lord Raab: I don’t care for any of you… Or this contest… I care only to eliminate and torture you all next week… That is my missi…
Blaise: Would you kindly shut your mouth or do I have to shut it again for you?
Blaise gets in the ring.
Blaise: We all know there are like only 1 or 2 of you out here right now who actually stand a chance next week right? All just to lose to me…
Blaise looks irked as she looks in the corner of her eye, all the others look up as well as we see Aprila standing on the top rope looking down at all of them. Blaise rolls her eyes and goes to speak but gets interrupted.
Zoe McDraven: Don’t mind Aprila, the person you should all be paying attention to is me… The winner of the first Retribution Royal…
Mazzio and Aubree get in the ring as well as the ring reaches it’s limits.
Mazzio: Really? Really? Really?
Aubree Celeste: I think it’s time for us to show you just who has the biggest chance here…
No more talking! James Champ has heard enough and punches Lord Raab in the face! Raab grabs him by the throat but they hit the ropes! Black Man and Savannah fight but Black Man tosses her over the top rope!
Steve White: Are we seeing a preview of the Retribution Royale right now!
Aprila leaps off the top rope and hits Chris Dunn! Champ is about to get tossed over by Raab but he hits the apron! Raab grabs Aubree but Mazzio flies over with an Iron Punch! Raab falls on the ropes and Champ tosses him over! Champ gets back in the ring! Aprila runs at Blaise but Blaise side steps her and sends her over the top rope! Blaise shakes her head only to get a Superkick from Aubree when she turns around! Zoe catches Aubree off guard and tosses her over the top rope!
Steve White: Shit! Everyone is getting thrown out
Dunn grabs Zoe and sends Zoe down to the ground as well! Black Man hits Dunn with Black Stunn and Dunn goes over the top rope! Black Man and Champ start fighting against the ropes but Mazzio comes up and grabs their legs tossing both of them out! Thor comes in and hits Blaise from behind! He goes to toss her out but she reverses it and Thor goes over the top rope right onto some others!
Steve White: It’s carnage! Everyone has something to prove!
Blaise rushes at Mazzio a high knee but he blocks it! He tries to grab her but she ducks! They go to skirmish once more but cancel each other out! Blaise can’t keep up! Mazzio tosses her over the top rope but she catches herself! He runs at her but she pulls the top rope down! Mazzio grabs her and both of them crash to the outside!
Steve White: The winner of the pre Retribution Royale… NO ONE!
Everyone gets up and keeps their distance. Aubree helps Mazzio up and they all back off to separate corners. The all gesture they’re going to win as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for! Join us next week where we will see just who the winner of the EHWF Retribution Royale will be! Thank you, good night and be safe!
We fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show!
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we were all shocked by the events that took place on Mayhem – mainly by the two announcements that were made! The first being the Retribution Royale match which will take place next week at Retribution and the second being that Ryan Morgan is actually Michael Rissi’s son and has a legitimate claim to the EHWF crown jewels! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: I find it amazing and hard to believe that Ryan Morgan is Michael Rissi’s son even though there is only a 2 year difference in age between them! Either way if he’s lying, Michael Rissi’s DNA test will embarrass him tonight! That’s right! Live on Mayhem will be a DNA test to prove if Ryan is Michael’s son or if he’s just bullshitting!
Steve White: How the fuck could Michael be the father if he was 2 years old around the time of Morgan’s birth, it doesn’t make sense! I have to say though I am more than excited for this main event! The new team of Thor and Black Man will take on bitter rivals and brothers, Eli Sykes and James Champ! Champ returned last week and shocked the world but can he and Eli work together tonight to pick up a win or will they fall apart due to their tensions and let Thor and Black Man get one for their team!
Chuck Thompson: Also the all powerful new Hardcore Champion Lord Raab has beaten everyone in his path including Zoe McDraven and our world champion Eli Sykes and nothing seems to be able to slow him down let alone stop him! Tonight he’ll get the chance to become a double champion but he has another huge task ahead of him when he comes up against Blaise! Will Raab solidify himself as one of the greats already or will Blaise do what she does best and put him down? Don’t miss this one!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop following the fallout of last week! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Please welcome, EHWF Board Advisor… Ryan Morgan-Rissi!
The camera pans to the ring. Ryan Morgan Rissi is stood with a microphone, wearing a grey suit. He smirks as the crowd boo and pelt garbage.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: You know, tonight is a great night for me. Firstly, I'm about to knight the first member of The New Corporate Monarchy. Secondly, later tonight, I will be taking part in a DNA test. When successful, I will become heir to the EHWF throne and better than each and every one of you!
The crowd boo and hiss.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: However, lets get down to business. Please welcome my Captain! The future face of EHWF! KEVIN HUNTER!
The crowd gasp! They begin to boo heavily as Kevin Hunter walks out the ring. He slides in through the bottom ropes and shakes hands with The Corporate King.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Welcome to The Corporate Monarchy, son. I promise you... together we will control EHWF and do great things together. I promise you title shots, main event matches and glory!
Kevin Hunter gets on one knee. Ryan Morgan Rissi pulls out a red Lightsaber! Well, a plastic one! He places it on Kevin's left shoulder first, then the right. He tells Kevin Hunter to stand and then shakes his hand.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Ladies and gentleman... The first Knight in the Corporate Monarchy! KEVIN HUNTER!
The crowd boo and throw garbage. Ryan and Kevin smirk as Morgan pulls up the mic to say something but is cut off by TQ Smooth’s music!
Steve White: Ryan was just got finished knighting Kevin Hunter as his first knight in the Corporate Monarchy but Smooth is out here for his match!
Kevin tells Morgan to get at ringside as Smooth storms the ring! Smooth gets in Hunter’s face as Morgan instructs the timekeeper to ring the bell for the opening match!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: TQ Smooth vs. Kevin Hunter
TQ runs at Kevin and connects with a STO. TQ then starts to stomp Kevin out on the mat. TQ picks up Kevin and connects with a suplex and quickly goes for the cover.
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TQ locks in a rear naked chokehold then releases the hold and kicks Kevin in the back in a rage as Morgan cheers on Kevin from ringside!
Steve White: TQ Smooth is raging early and it looks like he really wants to take out Hunter for last weeks doings!
TQ walks over to pick Kevin up but Kevin fires back with right hooks to his rib cage. Kevin then walks over to TQ kicks him in the gut and hits a big body slam. Kevin then repeatedly stomps on the right arm of TQ Smooth as TQ cries in pain and Morgan taunts him from outside!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin is targeting TQ’s arm and really trying to soften him up here tonight.
Steve White: If he takes TQ’s arm out of the equation, it will be hard for TQ to execute any maneuvers and Kevin can get his first win as a Corporate Knight!
Kevin picks TQ up by his arm walking him over by the ropes as he leaps over the top rope slamming TQ’s arm against the ropes in the process. Smooth falls down holding his arm as Kevin climbs onto the apron and slowly climbs on the top rope. When Smooth gets to his feet Kevin leaps off hitting Smooth with a double axe handle smash. Smooth falls to the canvas as Kevin goes for the cover
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Smooth kicks out.
Steve White: Despite Kevin’s efforts, TQ managed to get the shoulder up. TQ can’t fail Thor or Black Man here this early!
Kevin picks up Smooth and attempts a fisherman suplex but Smooth counters connecting with a German suplex tossing Kevin on the back of his neck. Smooth then shakes his arm as he walks over to Kevin and covers him.
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Kevin barely gets the shoulder up!
Smooth picks up Kevin whips him into the corner and runs in with a big clothesline causing Kevin to sink down into the corner. Smooth begins to punch Kevin in the head with big left and right hands while he clutches his arm. Smooth then takes he boot and steps on the throat area of Kevin attempting to choke the life out of him. Smooth picks up Kevin in the corner and delivers a fury of chops to his chest. Smooth then lifts Kevin up to the top rope as he climbs onto the top rope himself and connects with a big supeplex. The crowd goes wild as Smooth goes for the cover.
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Kevin kicks out!
Chuck Thompson: Smooth hit this guy with everything then but he still kicked out! Hunter is fighting with heart tonight!
Steve White: He beat the brakes off Kevin in the corner but Kevin still looks all right even after that superplex!
TQ drags Kevin back to the corner, lifting him up to the top rope again as TQ climbs to the middle rope Kevin counters into a sunset flip attempting to go for a pin but Smooth drops a big knee to Kevin’s face. A small amount of blood pours from Kevin’s forehead. Smooth see’s the blood and mounts Kevin and starts to punch him in the open wound.
Chuck Thompson: Kevin seems to be losing a bit of momentum right now.
Steve White: Smooth has no problem with hurting Hunter here tonight! He said he wants to rid EHWF of him!
Chuck Thompson: He is trying to ruin Kevin right now and he’s pulling out everything he has but cant get the job done! Kevin wants to fight!
TQ then picks up a bloody Kevin and attempts to hit a TQ Special but Kevin counters and slings TQ and himself over the top rope to the outside!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin just saved himself there but both men just landed on their heads on the outside! Bah Gawd what carnage!
Steve White: BOTH MEN ARE NOT MOVING!
The referee begins his count 1… Kevin slowly sits up but falls back down …2 …3 The ref looks over and both men stop moving on the outside as they begin to bleed from their heads. TQ looks in bad shape, no movement and bleeding bad!
Chuck Thompson: Both men landed on their heads bad on the outside and they’re both bleeding. Kevin is twitching but TQ looks out of it
Steve White: They were in a tight fight until the end but now it looks like the damage is done!
Kevin and Smooth are out. The ref counts to 5 but the other refs and EMT’s come around and they throw up the X to call for the bell as the EMT’s get medical assistance down there.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Due to both men not being able to compete in this match any longer… This contest has been declared a draw!
Steve White: Both men were KO’d and this one is going nowhere!
The fans boo as they get both men on a stretcher. The fans pelt them with garbage as they’re stretchered up the ramp and Ryan Morgan runs along with Kevin Hunter’s stretcher. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving blue and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Aprila steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she strikes a fighter stance slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The mysterious Aprila adjusts her veil and breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Aprila has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder and making sure her mask is on tight before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Aprila!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent... Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Match 2: Zoe McDraven vs. Aprila
The bell sounds and Zoe and Aprila circle each other. They come to lock up but Zoe quickly moves behind Aprila and boots her in the back of the knee! Aprila screams in pain as Zoe takes advantage and gets her in a headlock. Aprila elbows Zoe in the face and gets out of her grasp! Aprila jumps on Zoe and starts choking her out on the mat as the fans start cheering for the action! Zoe punches her then shoves Aprila off of her and gets up. Zoe hits Aprila with a dropkick to the chest and puts her in the corner. Zoe backs off then goes for a corner clothesline but Aprila dashes out of the way and Zoe hits the corner hard! Aprila quickly runs over and tries to roll Zoe up but Zoe drops down and tosses Aprila on the mat! The fans love it as Aprila gets up in a rage and crossbody covers Zoe!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Now that was close! Aprila can't lose her cool like that against Zoe! Zoe had become a hardcore wrestler and a good one at that. Aprila may think she's more experienced as well but at the end of the day Zoe is still one of the best around right now!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe his been on fire for ages but Lord Raab stopped her great run. Now Zoe needs this win to prove that she hasn’t lost her touch!
Aprila picks Zoe up and tosses her into the corner! Aprila runs at her but Zoe fires out with a massive running STO! The fans go nuts as Zoe gets up and stalks Aprila then locks in Kinetic Energy! Aprila struggles and gasps but picks out of it and flips Zoe on the mat! Zoe sits up but gets a big dropkick in the back from Aprila as Aprila starts to control the contest a little bit more!
Steve White: Aprila is trying hard to come away with the lead here but Zoe knows just how these ones go! Zoe is getting ready to come back!
Chuck Thompson: Aprila is no push over though! She has guts and heart and sometimes that’s all you need!
Aprila picks Zoe up and looks for a finisher but Zoe boots her in the midsection then runs up and rams her into the corner! Zoe starts hitting Aprila with big corner thrusts hard in the midsection then Zoe tosses Aprila out of the corner and to the mat! Aprila gets up but only to get a big scissor kick to the face! Aprila is down and loses her momentum! Zoe takes a second to recover as the fans are on their feet!
Steve White: And now Zoe fights back and claws control away from Aprila! Aprila was doing such a good job!
Chuck Thompson: Aprila has come a long way but I don’t know if she’s ready to take out Zoe! If she can tonight then it will speak volumes for her progress
Aprila stumbles around and Zoe hits her with a boot then locks her in Kinetic Energy again! Aprila struggles but elbows Zoe in the face a few times but both fall through the middle ropes to the outside! They get into a scuffle on the outside until we see Ryan Morgan dive on both of them!
Steve White: What!? Ryan Morgan is out here!? Why!?
Morgan picks both of them up and tosses Zoe into the apron then tosses Aprila into the ring steps! The fans boo wildly as Morgan lashes out and flips the fans off!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: As a result of outside interference… This match has been declared a no contest!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Screw this fucking shit! Fuck this all! No one wants to see this match! They want to see the fucking DNA test that is going to prove to the world that I am Ryan Morgan Rissi… The son of Michael Rissi and heir to the EHWF throne and crown jewels!
The fans boo him some more.
Chuck Thompson: Get this asshole out of here! That was going to be a great match!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Fuck this! This match was taking up MY time! I have a massive announcement to make after the DNA test that I am the heir to EHWF and this shit is slowing that down! Move on! Move on to the next match!
Morgan’s music hits and the fans pelt him with garbage as we fade to a commercial.
We fade back into the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
Destiny and Savannah come out to the stage arm in arm as the fans give a mixed reaction. They make their way down the ramp and get inside the ring then go over to opposite turnbuckles and perform theatrics before coming into the center of the ring and planning amongst themselves as they wait for their opponents.
Patricia Downs: First up… The Team of Destiny Hunter and Savannah!
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… First… Aubree Celeste!
'All The Things She said' by t.A.T.u begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… She is one half of the Tag Team Champions… Hannah Walters!
DING DING DING!
Match #3 Aubree Celeste & Hannah Walters vs. Savannah & Destiny Hunter
Hannah sees that Aubree is going to start the match off. Aubree stands in the corner and rockets off at great speed! Aubree quickly moves behind Hunter and tries to lock her in an arm hold but she can't get it and she pushes her away, down on the mat. She gets up quickly and is forced to lock up with Hunter who Aubree easily overpowers into the corner! Destiny slaps Aubree! Aubree responds with a big knee to the midsection! Destiny swings at her but she blocks it with great speed and jabs her in the face a few times! She moves out to the center and the two lock up once more. She continuously knees Hunter in the gut and Hunter gets out of it by tossing Aubree against the corner!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste is back and she is looking great! She’s looking very athletic and very strong in the ring right now Chuck! Her time away must have paid off!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree is back and that’s all I care about! Put her in the ring with Hannah and that’s my dream come true! I’m going to be watching these two all night Steve! Even after this one is over!
Destiny grabs Aubree and plants her down to the mat with a slam! She picks her up and continues her assault with a knee to the midsection then a headbutt! She whips Aubree against the ropes and she bounces back. Hunter goes for a clothesline but she ducks her. She runs after her, following her but she jumps up on the second rope, springs to the top rope and moonsaults off right onto Destiny Hunter! The fans cheer as both Aubree and Hunter are down on the mat and Savannah and Hannah and calling for the tag! Aubree picks up Hunter and hoists her up on her back then slams her down hard! She does it again and again until Hunter is down on the mat in a heap! Aubree springs off of the second rope and hits a moonsault!
Steve White: What a moonsault by Aubree just now! That was incredible! Hunter and Aubree are both down now and their partners are calling for the tag!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah wants that tag desperately! I think Hannah and Aubree can work together just as well as Hunter and Savannah can tonight. They seem to be getting it done!
Steve White: True but Hunter and Savannah see eye to eye!
Chuck Thompson: And don’t forget Aubree and Hannah are seasoned vets and hall of famers and insanely hot! This one could go either way!
They both get up but Aubree dashes over to Destiny and dropkicks her down to the mat before she can get to tag in Savannah! The fans cheer for Aubree as she runs over and tags in Hannah! Hannah comes in and boots Hunter in the gut then hits her with a combo of kicks and chops! She bounces her off of the ropes and bounces off of the adjacent ropes and when they both meet in the middle of the ring she hits her with a crossbody! Hannah sprints to the ropes again and springs off hitting a springboard senton! She covers Destiny Hunter!
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Chuck Thompson: Hannah is fighting at another level here tonight! She really wants to pick up a win after a recent dry run and tonight is the night to do it!
Steve White: Hannah has been nothing but impressive since she returned to EHWF but the last couple of weeks she has been off her game. Tonight that could all change!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree and Hannah should team together more often look at them Steve!
Hannah picks up Destiny Hunter by her hair but she comes back and hits her in the face with a big right hand! Hunter grabs Hannah and knees her in the midsection then hits her with a big DDT! Both are on the mat hurt and Hunter is really exhausted. Hunter crawls over to her corner and tags in Savannah! Aubree calls for Hannah to tag her but Savannah grabs Hannah and gets her in a headlock on the mat! Hannah reaches out for Aubree but Savannah doesn't let up and tries to force Hannah into submission! She loses grip of the hold when Hannah starts to rapidly elbow her in the face! Both of them get up and Savannah comes from behind, grabbing Hannah's waist and going for a German Suplex. Hannah gets out of it at the last minute and slaps Savannah but she fires back with an STO, taking Hannah down to the mat hard!
Chuck Thompson: That’s not good! Hannah just got rocked by Savannah and it looks like she may have hurt herself there!
Steve White: By Gawd, Savannah might have this match won here!! What a shift in momentum!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah is climbing the top rope! Move Hannah, get out of there!
Savannah climbs the ropes but before she begins to implement her aerial move, Aubree dives onto the ropes and messes up her balance, sending her falling into the corner! Hannah takes advantage and runs up to Savannah, hitting her with a corner splash! Savannah stumbles out of the corner and Hannah springs off of the second rope, hitting Savannah with a sunset flip into a cover on the mat! The fans go wild as Savannah’s shoulders are pinned!
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Steve White: By Gawd, I thought it was over! What a brutal move from Hannah!
Chuck Thompson: I thought Hannah had it there! What offense by the new Tag Team Champion!
Hannah gets up but BANG! Savannah hits her with Pounce! Hannah falls into her corner and holds her midsection as Aubree tags in! Aubree comes in and ducks a swing from Savannah! Savannah turns around and gets booted in the midsection! Aubree presses Savannah up but Destiny runs in to save her only for Hannah to dive on her before she can reach Aubree! Aubree presses her up and slams her down hard on her knee! Savannah is wastes as Aubree hits Lights Out! The fans go nuts as Aubree covers!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Hannah Walters and… Aubree Celeste!
The fans go wild! Aubree and Hannah are weary of each other but shake hands in the center of the ring then raise each other’s arms as the fans go wild! We fade out to backstage.
We come into the backstage area where we see doctors coming up the hallway. The one in the front has a tray with two urine samples and some documents on it.
Steve White: Well Bah gawd and there are the doctors who conducted the Ryan Morgan/Michael Rissi DNA test! They’re making their way through now and are getting ready to give us the good news. There is no way Michael Rissi could have fathered Ryan Morgan at 2 years old…
As the doctors continue down the hall, Nick Rissi and Brandon Bash come around the corner and bump into them! The doctors scramble as they try to save the urine vials! Nick and the head doctor jump on the tray before it falls and they save it.
Nick Rissi: Watch where you’re going assholes you have one job! That’s important piss right there… Go and examine that shit!
Bash intimidates the doctors as they all hurry off into a room and we fade back into the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one single fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The challenger... He is the Hardcore Champion... Lord Raab!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next... She is the Showtime Champion... Blaise!
DING DING DING!
Match #4 Blaise (c) vs. Lord Raab
The bell sounds and both lock up! Blaise elbows Raab in the face and gets some quick punches and jabs in! Raab lunges at Blaiae but Blaise boots Raab in the gut then hits him with a big forearm smash to the face! The fans are going wild as Blaise bounces off of the ropes and hits Raab with a strong sunset flip! Raab rolls out of it before Blaise can get the cover! Raab bounces off the ropes and goes to dropkick a sitting Blaise in the face! It looks like he gets it but Blaise grabs his legs and pulls Raab up! Blaise gets Raab in a single leg Boston Crab and the fans cheer! Raab struggles in pain for a quick moment before powering put of the hold and toppling Blaise to the mat! Both competitors emerge to their feet!
Steve White: Raab is a scary monster who seems undefeatable Chuck! He's taken out some top names already but not it looks like he's coming for Blaise! Blaise however seems to he handling herself just fine!
Chuck Thompson: You can't underestimate Blaise, she's more than proven why she's one of the greatest fighters in the world. It seems like she's using her experience here to stay one step ahead of Raab but will it work?!
Raab lunges for a tie up but Blaise ducks him and turns him around, hitting him with a big right hand! Raab then responds and drops Blaise with a massive uppercut! Blaise is rocked and tries to get up but Raab tosses her across the ring then runs up and punts her in the ribs sending her to the corner! Raab lifts her up and chokes her against the turnbuckle until the ref breaks it up! Blaise stumbles and Raab drops her with a big lariat! Raab stalks Blaise as the fans get to their feet!
Steve White: Raab is just unleashing now and Blaise isn't in a good spot! Maybe this guy can't be stopped!
Chuck Thompson: He is a monster for sure and if Blaise can't get the job done tonight I don't know who can! Maybe Raab is the real deal!
Raab stalks Blaise and she gets up! When she turns around he grabs her throat and the sound echos through the arena as the fans go nuts! Raab berates Blaise with a few yells in her face then raises her high off of the ground! Blaise gets out of the grasp mid-air and pushes off of his back! She lands on her feet and turns him around then boots him in the gut! She snaps a quick kick to his side then his arm and fires a roundhouse at the head but he ducks it! Raab grabs Blaise and headbutts her! She falls against the ropes and comes back only to catch a big boot to the face! Blaise is down and Raab covers her!
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Steve White: I'd hate to say it but Raab is dominating tonight and even the mighty Blaise is looking like she can't keep him down! This is one great match!
Chuck Thompson: I think we're going to see double champ Lord Raab after this! The guy is just not human, he's a monster!
Raab picks up Blaise and tosses her into the corner, hitting her back hard and forcing her to the mat! He picks her up once more but this time uppercuts her back down to the mat! Losak calls from the apron for Raab to cover but Raab ignores him and picks Blaise back up! He scoops her up and slams her down in the center of the ring with great authority! Raab goes to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle! The fans go nuts as he gets to the top and fires himself into the air! Blaise rolls out of the way and Raab hits the mat, rolling to break his fall! Raab turns around, he doesn't look happy! Raab yells and runs at Blaise! She dives down and takes his thigh out with a dropkick and Raab's head hits the turnbuckle! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Blaise was getting her ass kicked but she just bought herself some time with that one! Raab amazingly is still not that hurt though!
Chuck Thompson: Although slowly he's just getting right back up! Blaise needs to think of something fast!
Raab adjusts his neck and advances on Blaise! He swings, she ducks and starts hammering him with massive right hands! Raab pushes her to the canvas! She gets up but gets a massive boot to the midsection! Raab grabs her and tosses her against the ropes! He goes for a big boot on rebound but she ducks him then hoists him up on her back and hits him with a firemans carry slam! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The strength of Blaise! She just surprised Raab there and bought herself a load of momentum!
Chuck Thompson: An incredible move but can she capitalise on Raab now?!
Raab is a bit stunned and gets up! He smacks the mat and gets up in a rage! Blaise boots him in the gut and pulls him in for Trail-Blaiser! Raab elbows Blaise in the head then uppercuts her! She stumbles around but swings a wild kick which Raab blocks! Blaise is shocked as Raab grabs her around the throat and the fans get so loud! Raab raises Blaise high in the air off of her feet but she wriggles around while up then and falls on Raab then hits him with a falling/inverted version of the Soporose! Raab slams into the mat hard and the fans go nuts! Blaise rolls over and hooks both of his legs!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Showtime Champion... Blaise!
Steve White: She did it! She was able to beat Lord Raab! Bah Gawd what a match that was!
Lord Raab sits up seemingly unfazed. He looks over at Blaise and stands. Blaise doesn’t look intimidated, expecting shit to go down. Raab shakes his head and wags his finger and points at Blaise before leaving the ring. Blaise looks confused as are the fans as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back from commercial. The camera pans to the ring, where there are several nurses, doctors and officials. Michael Rissi's music hits and the crowd get to their damn feet! He struts out and points to various fans, soaking in the atmosphere. He walks to the ring and gets in. He shakes hands with the nurses and officials. He grabs a microphone and the crowd quieten down.
Michael Rissi: Last week on EHWF Mayhem, Ryan Morgan came out and said that he was my son. Well, considering the fact there is only two years difference between us... I highly fucking doubt it! So here I am, to prove a point and rid EHWF of Ryan Morgan once and for all! Really, he is just a horrible sack of shit so you might as well get out here you Anglo-Saxon fuck and get ready to be embarrassed.
The crowd cheer. "Better than you" hits on the audio system and Ryan Morgan Rissi walks out wearing a grey suit with a pink shirt underneath. He saunters to the ring and arrogantly enters. The crowd boo as he slaps the sexy nurses ass. He walks up to Michael Rissi and holds up a microphone of his own.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Hey, Dad. How's it going?
Michael Rissi: You're not my DAMN son! ALRIGHT! We took a DNA test in the back and the results are in that folder on the damn table! Nurse, get your ass over to that folder and tell me I can sack this mongoose!
The nurse walks over to the folder on the table. She receives a few wolf whistles from the crowd. She opens the folder and pulls out a piece of paper.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Just so you know, pap, when It's confirmed... I become heir to the EHWF throne. Which means I have power, pure REAL power in the EHWF!
Michael Rissi: You're not my damn son and when it's confirmed... YOUR ASS WILL BE FIIIIIIIAAAD! See I know you know that in EHWF ancient charter it is stated that the owners of EHWF are the immediate 'Rissi Family.' That would be me, my wife and any kids that I have. I don't have any yet, you're not one of them. You're just a sad fuck trying to get attention and trying to get power... But that all ends here Morgy.
The nurse reads the piece of paper and then takes a microphone.
Nurse: The results are in. Ryan Morgan Rissi... DOES share DNA with Michael Rissi!
Steve White: BY FREAKIN' GAWD! There is NO WAY! Morgan is really Rissi's son!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! RYAN RISSI!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit!
Michael Rissi looks shocked! He rages and flips the table! Angus and Cowbell storm the ring and go for Michael Rissi! He dodges Angus and comes back with a Super Kick! Cowbell makes a move but Michael Rissi ducks and cracks him on the chin with a HUGE Super Kick too! Ryan Morgan Rissi considers getting involved in the action but instead he laughs. He slides out of the ring, avoiding Michael Rissi who is raging in the centre.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: I FUCKING TOLD YOU! I'M THE HEIR TO EHWF! SO YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU CAN WATCH ME WIN THE EHWF CHAMPIONSHIP AT RETRIBUTION... DAD! THATS RIGHT! IM NAMING MYSELF NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!
Michael Rissi: You're not doing shit dickhead! You're a fucking idiot... The fans gasping at this are fucking idiots and these doctors are fucking idiots. Clearly you did something and I'll get to the bottom of it. At Retribution when I have proof you're lying, you're a corpse... but until then... FUCK YOU!
The crowd are confused as fuck. "Better than you" plays and RMR makes his way to the back. Michael Rissi calms down in the ring and shakes his head, he is in complete disbelief.
Steve White: Well slap me silly and call me Daisy! Ryan Morgan is indeed a Rissi and now he's number one contender! What does this mean for EHWF? What does this mean for Retribution? Will he become EHWF Champion for a third time, because of his own match making power?
Chuck Thompson: I don't know how he's pulled this off but I'm sure Michael Rissi will sort things out! Ryan Morgan Rissi may have won the battle but Michael Rissi will NOT lose the war! I wouldn't count on Ryan Morgan getting that title match but it was genius for him to realize that anyone in the "Rissi Family" has absolute power in EHWF. Now he's proved he's a Rissi... Good for him...
We fade to a video package advertising Scars and Stripes.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
“Rollin” by Limp Bizket hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and cheer continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man raises hisd hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, as he shows his respect for the fans that made him a legend. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction towards their hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man again raises both hands into the air and embraces the love that is showered upon him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Black Man!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Sahta Thor!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
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Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… James Champ
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… He is the EHWF Champion and one half of the Tag Team Champions… Eli Sykes![/b]
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Sahta Thor & Black Man vs. James Champ & Eli Sykes
The match begins and Black Man and James Champ lock up in the center of the ring. They move around and start wrestling for control until James aggressively starts to knee Black Man in the gut! Black Man doesn’t take any guff though and elbows James right in the face! Black Man boots James in the gut and then whips him in the corner! Black Man runs up for a corner clothesline but Champ dodges him and Black Man hits the corner hard! James grabs Black Man and drags him to the center of the ring. He scoops him up but Black Man elbows James in the face once again and slides off of his back! Black Man grabs James from behind and hits him with a big body drop!
Steve White: These guys on theses teams have wanted to kill each other for quite a while now and tonight they’ll get that chance! Eli and Champ have issues. Thor and Eli and Black Man and Eli. Everyone wants Eli!
Chuck Thompson: Yes! But no doubt they’ll all have their minds set on winning this one to look strong for the Royale next week!
Black Man picks James up and hammers big elbows down on his back and neck! He brings him over to Thor and tags him in as the fans cheer! Thor comes in and levels James Champ with a big lariat! Thor stands over James and then stomps on his head with big boots on the mat! James tries to roll out of the way but Thor stops him and grabs him. Thor picks him up and rams him right into the corner hard! Thor is ruthless and starts hitting James with big corner thrusts, not giving him a second to regain himself! Thor whips James but James reverses it only to have Thor reverse it and send James back first into the corner again then follows up with a big corner clothesline! James drops to the mat, seated in the corner. He reaches out for Eli across the ring but Thor stops him and knees his head back into the corner then starts choking him out as the ref tells him to break it up!
Steve White: Wow! Thor is brutalizing James Champ right now! We haven’t seen Thor this pissed since 2012!
Chuck Thompson: He’s also a ruthless psycho Steve! This guy is fucking up James Champ right now and he wants Eli Sykes next!
The ref forces Thor to back off from the corner. James Champ immediately tries to jump up and get to his corner out of desperation but Thor stomps him in the back as he gets to the center of the ring! Sykes reaches out and calls for the tag but Thor has James Champ in his grasp! Thor grabs James by the hair and picks him up to his feet! Thor scoops James up and slams him down on his back! The fans are loving the action as they get to their feet after Thor puts his boot on James’s chest!
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Steve White: Black and Thor have isolated Champ and Eli doesn’t seem to care!
Chuck Thompson: James’s a tough guy but it looks like he’s doing all the work in this one tonight!
Thor picks James back up and James out of desperation blasts him in the face with a king hit! Thor pulls back and it throws him off enough for James to almost get to his corner to make the tag but Thor dives down and trips James up! James and Sykes’ hands get only centimeters apart but he still can’t get the tag! Thor pulls James back right into a massive right hand which drops him! Thor taunts Sykes as he starts stomping out James Champ once again! He leans down on the mat and wraps his hand around James’s throat then picks him up! James again blasts Thor in the face! Thor is bleeding and James gets up hitting Thor with wild lefts and rights! Thor doesn’t know where he is right now as Champ hits him with a Certain Death! The fans go nuts but Eli blind tags in and they all boo as Champ just looks on at a smirking Eli!
Steve White: James just annihilated Thor with that move but Eli blind tagged! Eli knew what he was doing!
Chuck Thompson: James was seconds away from victory but Eli took that from him! James looks pissed he could have won it then and there!
Sykes runs in and levels Thor with a massive lariat! He quickly gets back up only to be taken down with another powerful lariat! Once again he gets up and Sykes goes for another but this time Thor avoids it and side kicks Sykes right in the chest! The fans go wild but start to boo as Thor does a senton splash right on top of Sykes and covers him!
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Steve White: Damn! Sykes almost lost it right there! He started off strong but I think he had Champ on his mind there and go too over confident!
Chuck Thompson: Eli looks pissed now and Thor is weakened. Get outta there Thor…
Thor walks over and drops a big knee right across the chest of Eli Sykes. Eli yells out in pain but he looks up all of a sudden and dashes up with an uppercut to Thor! Sykes barrel rolls backward but Thor is somewhat unaffected. Thor gets ready to charge again but Eli hoists a running Thor up and finishes him with Syke Out! Eli flips the fans, Champ and Black Man off before he covers a destroyed Thor!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… James Champ and the EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes!
Eli slides out of the ring and smirks at the three others left in the ring. He holds his title up high and waves to them as he backs off. James Champ grabs a mic.
James Champ: You better leg it Eli because you know come Sunday I will win the Retribution Royale and I will be your number one contender!
Black Man and Thor interrupt.
Black Man: There is NO WAY you’re going to win James Champ because I am going to win! That title is destined for me!
James Champ: You’re old news… You couldn’t get the job done here tonight Blackie what makes you think you can throw my ass over the top rope?
The get face to face but Black Man turns to Thor and knees him in the nuts then tosses him over the top rope!
Black Man: How about that! Huh!? How about that for tossing someone over the top rope!?
James Champ: …? That was your own partner dude!?
Steve White: Bah Gawd why did Black Man just attack his boy Thor?!
Chris Dunn makes his way from ringside into the ring.
Chris Dunn: I just watched this whole match and didn’t have a kind word to say about it… THAT’S how boring you are… If anyone is destined to win the Royale and beat Eli then it’s going to be someone exciting… A showstopper… It’s going to be ME!
Savannah makes her way down into the ring.
Savannah: You all know that it’s finally time for me to step up right? There is no way I’m losing that Royale next week…
Pyro goes nuts and all of the guys in the ring jump as the lights go red and Lord Raab appears in the ring.
Lord Raab: I don’t care for any of you… Or this contest… I care only to eliminate and torture you all next week… That is my missi…
Blaise: Would you kindly shut your mouth or do I have to shut it again for you?
Blaise gets in the ring.
Blaise: We all know there are like only 1 or 2 of you out here right now who actually stand a chance next week right? All just to lose to me…
Blaise looks irked as she looks in the corner of her eye, all the others look up as well as we see Aprila standing on the top rope looking down at all of them. Blaise rolls her eyes and goes to speak but gets interrupted.
Zoe McDraven: Don’t mind Aprila, the person you should all be paying attention to is me… The winner of the first Retribution Royal…
Mazzio and Aubree get in the ring as well as the ring reaches it’s limits.
Mazzio: Really? Really? Really?
Aubree Celeste: I think it’s time for us to show you just who has the biggest chance here…
No more talking! James Champ has heard enough and punches Lord Raab in the face! Raab grabs him by the throat but they hit the ropes! Black Man and Savannah fight but Black Man tosses her over the top rope!
Steve White: Are we seeing a preview of the Retribution Royale right now!
Aprila leaps off the top rope and hits Chris Dunn! Champ is about to get tossed over by Raab but he hits the apron! Raab grabs Aubree but Mazzio flies over with an Iron Punch! Raab falls on the ropes and Champ tosses him over! Champ gets back in the ring! Aprila runs at Blaise but Blaise side steps her and sends her over the top rope! Blaise shakes her head only to get a Superkick from Aubree when she turns around! Zoe catches Aubree off guard and tosses her over the top rope!
Steve White: Shit! Everyone is getting thrown out
Dunn grabs Zoe and sends Zoe down to the ground as well! Black Man hits Dunn with Black Stunn and Dunn goes over the top rope! Black Man and Champ start fighting against the ropes but Mazzio comes up and grabs their legs tossing both of them out! Thor comes in and hits Blaise from behind! He goes to toss her out but she reverses it and Thor goes over the top rope right onto some others!
Steve White: It’s carnage! Everyone has something to prove!
Blaise rushes at Mazzio a high knee but he blocks it! He tries to grab her but she ducks! They go to skirmish once more but cancel each other out! Blaise can’t keep up! Mazzio tosses her over the top rope but she catches herself! He runs at her but she pulls the top rope down! Mazzio grabs her and both of them crash to the outside!
Steve White: The winner of the pre Retribution Royale… NO ONE!
Everyone gets up and keeps their distance. Aubree helps Mazzio up and they all back off to separate corners. The all gesture they’re going to win as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for! Join us next week where we will see just who the winner of the EHWF Retribution Royale will be! Thank you, good night and be safe!
We fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show!