Post by EHWF Management on Apr 25, 2016 9:24:29 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of Retribution, "Time of Dying” by Three Days Grace, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the world, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Retribution! It’s been a unique few weeks on Mayhem this month and now we’re going to see it all culminate at Retribution! Tonight in our main event we’re going to see 30 competitors take each other on in the massive Retribution Royale! An EHWF First!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right! History will be mad tonight! 30 competitors will enter the ring and you gotta toss your opponent over the top rope and to the outside floor to win! The last competitor standing will be declared a number one contender to the EHWF Championship
Steve White: I can’t wait to see that one but last week we saw Ryan Morgan Rissi prove he is actually Michael Rissi’s son with a DNA test even though there is only 2 years between them in age! As a result Ryan was able to make himself the number one contender and he will take Eli Sykes on tonight in the EHWF Championship match! I can’t wait for this one!
Chuck Thompson: It’ll be a great match but in our opening contest Andre Pierre comes out of the shadows to take on the returning Tommy Wilson! Two upstarts looking for a big PPV win, you shouldn’t miss that one!
Steve White: Lets stop talking and start the night! I'm pumped for some major action here, Chuck! Who knows what tonight is going to show us! Who knows who will win the Retribution Royale!
We pan to the ring where Patricia is getting in the ring with a mic ready to introduce Michael Rissi.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Please welcome EHWF Owner and President… Michael Rissi!
Michael Rissi’s music hits and the fans go BERSERK! They cheer for him as he comes out looking determined and he makes his way to the ring where Patricia gives him her mic. He waits for the fans to stop cheering before he speaks with a direct tone of voice!
Michael Rissi: Let me just be the first to say that I'm well aware of the fuckery that's been going on these past few weeks in EHWF, so I thought I'd take the time to step forward and make a small address to people that have been pissing me off... Namely Ryan Morgan...
The fans boo at the mention of Ryan's name
Michael Rissi: We all know that Ryan Morgan is a whiney little dirty and underhanded piece of shit who deserves more than a savage beating or two... It's clear to EVERYONE that Ryan Morgan isn't my son but as ugly and arrogant as Ryan Morgan is he is just as calculating and cunning. See, he knew that anyone in the immediate Rissi Family - my wife or myself has voting majority over EHWF. Seeing as a DNA test proved that Ryan is my son, he is now a member of the immediate Rissi Family. He knew all of this and swerved it to suit him... And I can't do anything about it because I have no proof that he fudged the DNA test... Clearly he did but the test is positive and it states he is my son...
The fans laugh and boo.
Michael Rissi: So right now I can't do anything about it until I find out just how the DNA test got fucked up by Morgan. The only thing I can do is decide against everything Ryan chooses and that's what I'll continue to do... Ryan Morgan seems to be bust though, spending more time on social media arguing with guys like Black Man and Eli Sykes than actually doing anything of worth... Which brings me to my next point... Certain things need to be said because I need to get them off my chest and get people thinking right!
The fans are confused and all go quiet.
Michael Rissi: Eli Sykes... He's supposed to be our fucking champion so why doesn't he act like it... I can't stand this homo but at least he had the balls to beat down anyone fucking with him... Instead what do I see this week? Tweets, fucking posts online and online arguements with assholes who don't matter... Be a fucking man Eli... Get off your fucking phone and hurt somebody! Grow a pair bitch!
The fans pick up some cheers but Rissi tells them he's not done.
Michael Rissi: Fucking Black Man... TQ Smooth... No one gives a fuck about you guys anymore so shut the fuck up and stop acting like your pussy asses are owed something because they're not... You wanna call guys like J Dave and Blaise and Zoe and Champ midcarders and act like you're better than them well guess what snitches - they're the stars now, they're the main event now and YOU guys are the midcarders. You gwan have ta werk ya way back up... Fuck you pussy bitches, real motherfucker wassap!
The fans are going wild with cheers but Rissi gets up on the turnbuckle and looks out at the fans, commanding respeck.
Michael Rissi: I don't give a fuck if a motherfucker wanna come back cos he over his tears or if a motherfucker wanna come back to try and be relevant. Nigga if you ain't in EHWF you ain't relevant and if you ain't relevant you fucked up, resonate on that. Can those bitch asses help you now? Can they revive a tarnished legacy? No, so stay the fuck home and leave your negativity there as well bitch! Down!
The fans are going nuts with cheers like they're at a dice game in the streets of Inglewood!
Michael Rissi: And fucking Thor and his crew? You ain't gonna fuck my shows over bro... You guys aren't going to be a gothic version of the CPB. What you bitches ARE gonna do is grow a set of nuts and earn you way in this company or I'm personally gonna ram my Yeezys up your asses you fucking dogs!
Rissi gets off of the turnbuckle and begins to wrap it up.
Michael Rissi: Ryan Morgan, you're a fucking whore and whether it's tonight, tomorrow or next week at Mayhem 200...
The fans go nuts for Mayhem 200!
Michael Rissi: ...I will prove you're no son of mine then after I Superkick the fuck out your mouth... I'm gonna fire you! ENJOY RETRIBUTION!
The fans go wild as Michael Rissi drops the mic and rolls out of the ring then we pan to the outside near the broadcast area where Patricia Downs waits with a mic to introduce the opening contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is set for one fall!
Proactive by FugeeBeats plays and Tommy Wilson walks out without any fanfare or pandering to the crowd. They cheer for him however as he walks down to ringside and rolls into the ring. He walks to the corner and waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Tommy Wilson!
Victor Abel: Mesdames et Messieurs, ladies and gentleman...
Victor appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is a plump bald man with a long black beard. He is wearing a black suit. He pats the booing crowd down and speaks again.
Victor Abel: Please welcome... Andre Pierre!
"French Patriot" begins to play on the audio system. Andre Pierre walks out to loud boos from the crowd. He is wearing a pair of shiny blue trunks and black knee pads, elbow pads and boots. He makes his way down to the ring with Victor following behind him closely, applauding his prized asset. Andre gets into the ring and holds his arms up to the
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent… Andre Pierre!
DING DING DING!
Andre and Tommy lock horns in the centre of the ring. The crowd anticipate a good match and there is a general buzz around the arena.
Steve White: Victor Abel has certainly been talking trash this past week, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Lets see if he can deliver!
Andre Pierre wrestles his way behind Tommy and drops him with a reverse toe hold. He quickly gets on top of him and starts reigning down right hands! Tommy withstands the blows and grabs Pierre's arm, turning him over and landing some fast left and rights of his own! The pair keep turning over and hitting each other, really brawling in the ring. Eventually Tommy manages to free himself and he rolls away. He stands up at the same time as Pierre and they both go for a clothesline, knocking each other down onto the mat! The crowd applaud as Tommy gets to his knees and goes for a routine cover...
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Arm up!
Andre Pierre grabs Tommy Wilson's arm after stopping the count and rolls behind him! He gets on top of his back and locks in an arm bar! He applies pressure for a while before Tommy manages to shake him off and roll out of his way! Both men get up and lock horns in the rings centre again.
Steve White: This has actually been a really good wrestling match, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, both men are good at everything. They're wrestling, they're throwing bombs and they're both good on the ground!
Tommy slides behind Andre Pierre and goes for a German Suplex. He lifts him over his head but Andre reverse leap frogs him and then hits a clothesline on the back of Tommy's head! Tommy drops to the canvass and Andre Pierre covers...
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Kick out!
Andre Pierre gets on top of Tommy Wilson and starts to punch him in the face! Tommy manages to catch Pierre's right hand and lock in an Arm Bar of his own! Andre Pierre struggles for a while as Tommy applies more pressure. Tommy manages to get back on top of Andre and then stands up, letting go of his arm. He stomps on Andre a few times and then bounces off the ropes, hitting a solid elbow drop. He stands above Pierre and goes for another but Pierre moves! Tommy hits the canvass elbow first and Andre Pierre quickly jumps on Tommy Wilson locking in the French Disarmer! Tommy withstands the pain for a few moments but then has to tap! It's over!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Andre Pierre!
Andre Pierre is joined by Victor Abel in the ring. The pair shake hands as Andre's theme song plays. The crowd boo and the pair laugh together in the centre of the ring. We fade to a video package advertising Eli Sykes versus Ryan Morgan Rissi.
We come back to the backstage area where Ryan Morgan Rissi is sat behind his desk with his skanky how Candace standing behind him. He appears on the tron in the arena and the fans all boo. Morgan smiles as he speaks.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: It’s your master here… Ryan Morgan Rissi! As you guys know I never forget ANYTHING and I recall a couple weeks back Mazzio trying to break me in half and destroying all my guys… That is unacceptable for the HIER to the EHWF Thrown to be treated like that… That is why as you BOSS I am banning Mazzio from the Retribution Royale tonight and I’m going to give his number to someone worthy!
Steve White: What?! He can’t do that!?
The fans wildly go into booing!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Yes I fucking can Steve! Mazzio is BANNED and tonight after I win the EHWF Championship I’m going to sit down and watch a Mazzio free Royale! Fuck you all! But right now I have to come down there and kick Eli’s bitch ass!
Ryan Morgan gets up and starts walking down the hall. The tron flickers off and the fans are raging in the arena. We see Patricia Downs get in the ring!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EHWF Championship!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The EHWF Champion... Eli Sykes!
"Better than you" plays on the audio system. The lights in the arena flash gold and the fans boo and pelt garbage at the entrance ramp. Ryan Morgan Rissi walks out to a hostile reception, wearing Gold Saiyan armour, along with black trunks, elbow pads and boots. The beautiful Cadance walks out behind him, wearing a sexy red dress. She has long blonde hair and the dress is really revealing. RMR turns to Cadance and they kiss. The crowd boo. The pair make their way down to the ring and Cadance waits ringside as RMR enters the squared circle.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the challenger.... Ryan Morgan Rissi!
Steve White: Well, here we have it. Ryan Morgan Rissi and the EHWF Champion Eli Sykes are stood face to face in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: This has a big fight feel, Steve!
RMR removes his gold saiyan armour and passes it to the referee. He takes it and gives it to the time keeper. Eli Sykes passes the EHWF Championship to the referee and he holds it in the air for the crowd to see.
DING DING DING
RMR tells Eli to wait, as he fastens his boots. Eli tries to go for Ryan but the referee tells him to wait. Eli shakes his head and RMR jumps, rolling Eli up into a cover!
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Kick out!
Eli rages and gets to his feet, hitting RMR with a huge European uppercut. He grabs Ryan and lifts him, hitting a huge backdrop. The EHWF Champion starts stomping on his challenger and the crowd cheer. Eli starts dropping knees on RMR's head and they start to damage him. A cut appears above Ryan's eye and Eli continues to drop knees. RMR shouts at the ref and demands he gets Eli off him! The ref obliges and drags Eli away!
Referee: Stop that! Naughty!
Eli Sykes is pissed off and storms over to RMR dropping a huge elbow on him. He goes for a cover but Ryan immediately kicks out. Eli lifts him up and hits a huge suplex. He lifts him again and hits another. The crowd cheer for each suplex! Ryan Morgan Rissi rolls around on the canvass and Eli goes for a few more stomps. Cadance climbs up onto the apron and starts shouting at Eli!
Cadance: Leave my man alone!
Eli Sykes: Shut the fuck up, you stupid whore!
Eli turns back around and RMR catches him with a knee to the gut, followed by a quick DDT. He jumps on the downed EHWF Champion and locks in an arm bar.
Steve White: Ryan Morgan Rissi used the distraction to get control of this match up!
Eli fights out of the arm bar and RMR hits him with a few aggressive elbows. He wraps his arms around Eli's head and tries to make him go to sleep. Eli manages to fight out of it and stand up with RMR before kicking him in the gut and hitting a huge backbreaker! The crowd cheer as RMR gets back up and walks straight into a Standing Roundhouse! RMR drops to the canvass and Eli covers him!
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2...
Arm up barely!
RMR survives. Eli Sykes grabs him and lifts him up, going for Syke Out but the cunning Ryan Morgan Rissi drops down behind him and hits the Fight or Flight reverse DDT! He quickly covers Eli but he gets his arm up. RMR drags Eli to the corner and slumps him against the bottom of the turnbuckle. He takes a run up and smacks his boot across Eli Sykes face! He climbs to the top rope and jumps, hitting a huge First Kazama splash! The crowd cheer for the throwback and RMR bows to the crowd before smirking. He goes for a cover on Eli but he gets a shoulder up.
Steve White: This has been an amazing match, it's completely exceeded expectation! I thought Morgan was just gonna pull some shit but Eli won't let him!
Chuck Thompson: Back and fourth, a classic Steve!
Cadance gets up on the apron and cheers for Ryan Morgan Rissi! He looks at her and nods his head. He walks over and gives her a sloppy kiss and turns around straight into a flying knee from Eli Sykes! He drops like a sack of fucking shit and Eli Sykes covers him!
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2...
Arm up barely!
Eli lifts Ryan up and goes for a backbreaker but the EHWF Heir slips away and kicks the back of Eli's knee! Eli drops to one knee and RMR hits a bulldog from behind! He starts stomping Eli's head and the referee gets in the way and tells him to stop. He apologises to the official and then pushes him out of the way! He launches himself at Eli but he is tripped up by the EHWF Champion! Eli goes for the Coma submission but RMR slides behind him and gets out of the ring quickly! Eli chases him out and RMR slides back in the ring! Eli gets back in the ring and walks straight into a White Stunn! Ryan covers for the EHWF Championship!
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2...
KICK OUT!!!!
Steve White: Eli kicked out of a White Stunn!
RMR rages at the official and tells him it was a 3 count! The official is having NONE of it and tells him to shut the fuck up. Cadance gets up on the apron and gives her support! She starts clapping and cheering!
Cadance: Don't worry baby, you've got this!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Shut the fuck up you annoying bitch!!!
Eli Sykes rolls RMR up from behind off the distraction!
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2...
3!
The crowd cheer and the referee goes to signal the bell! Eli Sykes thinks he's done it! Cadance pulls Ryan's arm to the ropes and shouts the referee! He sees the arm and shakes his head!
Referee: This match... CONTINUES!!!
The crowd boo are infuriated and pelt garbage as Ryan Morgan Rissi laughs! He is slumped in the corner of the ring. Eli Sykes rages and runs up to boot his head off but RMR slides out of the ring! Eli slides out and jumps on him! They start brawling on the outside!
Eli slams big left and right hands down on Ryan Morgan Rissi! He adds another cut to RMR's face and the blood starts to flow. He lifts him up and throws him over the barrier into the fucking crowd! He climbs onto the barricade and jumps off, hitting an elbow drop on Morgan Rissi!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit!
Eli starts punching Morgan Rissi on the ground and then decides to get inventive. He goes to get a laptop from the sound area but realises he will get disqualified. He throws it onto the ground and turns around to RMR who hits him with a Ryan Of Your Life! Ryan Morgan Rissi grabs a microphone!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: This is now a no holds barred match fuckers! I can do that, I have Rissi powers now bitches!
He grabs the laptop and throws it on Eli Sykes. He stands the EHWF Champion up, who is now bleeding too. He goes for another White Stunn but Eli Sykes reverses it and hits a back suplex through the table in the sound area! The crowd roar! RMR lays destroyed in the rubble and Eli Sykes looks at the ring, wondering how he will get him back in it. He grabs a steel chair and smashes it against Ryan's back, then again, then again! He grabs part of the sound system and dumps it all on top of him!
Steve White: This will go down in history as one of the most brutal matches in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are covered in blood, beaten and tired. I love it. This is what the EHWF is all about, Steve.
Steve White: Eli needs to get Morgan Rissi back in the ring!
Eli grabs RMR by the legs and starts to drag him towards the barrier. He struggles to drag him along and keeps stopping for a breather. He struggles but manages to lift him onto his shoulders and throw him back to ringside. He looks in the ring and then back at RMR who is completely fucked. He goes to lift him again but is taken out by Kevin Hunter!!!! By Gawd!!!!
Steve White: Kevin Hunter is here! The Corporate Knight!
Kevin starts stomping Eli Sykes aggressively. He throws him into the ring and the crowd boo but then erupt as red pyro fires around the ring! The lights go out and as they come back on, Lord Raab is there! The EHWF Hardcore Champion looks at Kevin and there is a sense of real danger!
Kevin shakes his head and says he wants nothing to do with Lord Raab. Eli Sykes gets up and sees Kevin at one side, Lord Raab at the other and RMR out cold at ringside. He looks confused and Lord Raab makes his move! Kevin Hunter pushes Eli Sykes into a Chokeslam from Lord Raab! The EHWF Champion is laid out in the ring and Kevin Hunter stares at Lord Raab. They look each other up and down for a few seconds and then nod!
Steve White: WHAT?! LORD RAAB IS IN THE MONARCHY NOW?!?!?!
Chuck Thompson: Sweet mother of god! The Corporate Monster! Morgan is fucking out of it though...
Kevin grabs the EHWF Championship and throws it on Eli Sykes. Lord Raab climbs out of the ring, Kevin follows. They both pick up Ryan Morgan Rissi and he demands to be taken backstage for treatment! They help him walk slowly to the back. The crowd boo and pelt garbage at the three men! Cadance catches up with them and checks on Morgan Rissi as they all leave to the back.
Patricia Downs: Due to both men being unable to compete... This match is a no contest!
Steve White: By Gawd... Sykes and Morgan Rissi destroy each other tonight, Lord Raab appears and chokeslams Sykes... then RMR retreats? So is the title match off?
Chuck Thompson: Of course it's off! It's a no contest! Neither man could continue and Morgan Rissi needs treatment to make sure he doesn't lose his good looks! Ryan Morgan Rissi has done the right thing, he's thought about himself rather than a piece of gold!
Steve White: Well there we have it folks, Lord Raab has joined The Corporate Monarchy and this match is a no contest! Ryan tried EVERYTHING there but couldn't get the title... Guess he'll have to think of something else now... After the break it's time for the Retribution Royale! Don't go away!
Eli looks out at the men retreating and sits up. He rages in the ring as they disappear then demands his EHWF Championship. We fade out to a promo for the EHWF Mayhem 200 event next week!
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the Retribution Royale contest!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is the Retribution Royale! The only way to win this match is to thrown your opponents over the top rope to the outside floor and become the last competitor standing in the ring. For the first 20 entrants a new entrant will enter every 120 seconds for the last 10 entrants they will enter every 90 seconds! The last competitor left in the ring and the winner of this match will be declared the number one contender to the EHWF Championship!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving blue and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Aprila steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she strikes a fighter stance slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The mysterious Aprila adjusts her veil and breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Aprila has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and making sure her mask is on tight before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The entrant who drew number 1! Aprila!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And next... The second entrant into this match… Sah’ta Thor!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the match begins! Aprila is weary of Thor as he approaches! He goes to tie up but Aprila is smarter and ducks him then turns him around and starts hitting him with right hands! They don’t do much to Thor as he drops Aprila with a right hand! He picks her up and starts to walk her to the ropes but she elbows him in the side and he gasps, letting go of her! Aprila spins a kick into his gut then hits him with quick kicks, chops and strikes as the fans go WILD! Thor is weakened and Aprila bounces off of the ropes to finish him but Thor comes out and levels her with a massive running STO! The fans cheer as Thor gets up!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Thor leveling Aprila with that thunderous power move right there! These two competitors have the disadvantage of being the first two to enter the match! They have to outlast 28 others and each other to win!
Chuck Thompson: Oh I love it Steveo! Everyone will be fighting tooth and nail to get a shot at the EHWF Championship! This one is just getting started and you can hear the fans getting louder and louder!
Thor grabs Aprila and tosses her onto the ropes! She clings on for dear life as Thor tries to toss her over for the first elimination! Aprila hangs on! She’s able to elbow him a few times in the face but Thor gets angrier! He almost gets her over but she wraps herself around the top rope then snaps a quick kick into the side of his head! Thor lets go and drops to the mat! Aprila gets on the apron and springs herself over taking Thor back down with a shoulder block dive! The counter begins!
Steve White: Who’s it gonna be?! Who is it gonna be!?
Chuck Thompson: It’s Blaise! Blaise is number 3!
Blaise comes out on the stage and the fans go BERSERK! Aprila sits up and looks out at her as Blaise sprints to the ring! Thor and Aprila get back up only to get knocked right back down but Blaise who hits both with a double lariat! Aprila gets up and Blaise tosses her into the corner! Blaise walks over to Thor and boots him in the gut then chops him in the chest sending him to the mat! Blaise grabs Thor by his hair and tosses him on the ropes! She lifts him by his legs for elimination but Thor holds on! Thor is able to punch Blaise in the head and she lets go, falling back! Thor doesn’t get a second to breathe as Aprila picks up where Blaise left off and tries to eliminate Thor! Aprila isn’t strong enough and Thor headbutts her down to the mat!
Steve White: Thor is picking up steam here and doing a great job but that job just got a lot harder with Blaise coming out at number 3! This match is history in the making!
Chuck Thompson: If I were Aprila I’d be worried! She’s in the ring with two experienced, skilled, hall of famers right now and anything could happen!
Thor grabs Blaise from the mat and hits her with a knee lift! He goes to whip her but she twists out of it and boots him in the gut! Blaise pulls Thor up and starts to savagely beat him with haymakers! He fights back and gets some shots in but she drops him with a right hand! She grabs him by his hair and ushers him over to the ropes but he hits her with a thrust to the side then drops her with a headbutt! Aprila runs up from behind Thor and dropkicks him in the back! Thor goes flying and goes over the top rope! The fans all get to their feet but Thor hits the apron, saving himself! The fans go wild!
Steve White: And here comes the next entrant into the Retribution Royale! Who drew number 4!?
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! Now it’s getting exciting!
The fans cheer as Savannah dashes out! She performs some theatrics before sprinting down to the ring and sliding in! She makes a b-line for Aprila, saving Thor! Blaise gets up but Thor tackles her to the mat and they wrestle! Savannah grabs Aprila and swings her by her hair, tossing her in the center of the ring! Aprila gets up only to get hit with Pounce! The fans go nuts as Blaise and Thor trade blows but Savannah hits Blaise in the back of the head then gets double teamed down on the mat by Savannah and Thor! The fans boo!
Steve White: Shit! Savannah and Thor are working together and the numbers game makes all the difference! They’re dominating this one right now!
Chuck Thompson: It’s going to come down to strategy and alliances Steve! That’s how you survive an elimination match like this! Thorvannah are doing the smart thing right now!
Savannah gets Blaise in the corner and starts to stomp her out! Aprila comes behind Savannah and grabs her by the hair! She hits Savannah with a mean right to the face then rams her into the ropes and tries to eliminate her! Aprila and Savannah fight against the ropes for a while! Sah’ta Thor gets back in the ring, albeit a little groggy! He runs at Aprila from behind to try save Savannah but Blaise explodes out of the corner and crushes Thor with a massive Spear! The fans go nuts as the counter starts!
Steve White: SPEAR! SPEAR! Blaise just took out Thor with the spear and now who’s coming out at number 5!?
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter! The new member of the Corporate Monarchy!
Kevin Hunter sprints down the ramp and slides in the ring, instantly hitting Blaise with a lariat! He turns around and grabs Savannah, tossing her over the top rope but she hits the apron! Hunter then turns his attention to Thor who tries to crawl back up to his feet! Hunter punts Thor in the ribs while he’s down on the mat! Hunter then picks Thor up and gets him up against the ropes but he can’t get him over!
Steve White: Hunter wants to prove to the Corporate Monarchy that he has what it takes and he could do just that by winning this match here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The ring is starting to fill up, these guys who enter early need to start to eliminate!
Kevin Hunter slams Thor back down on the mat! Hunter shakes his head and goes back to stomping Thor out on the mat! Savannah spins Hunter around and hits him with big jabs! She bounces off of the ropes and goes for a running move but Hunter whips her against the ropes then when she comes back he takes her out with a big clothesline! Thor is up to his knees but Hunter runs up and boots him in his face! Hunter looks strong until Blaise runs over and dropkicks him down to the mat! The fans go nuts as the counter starts yet again!
Steve White: This is number 6! Here we go now!
Chuck Thompson: YES! YES! YES! Aubree Celeste! My pick to win!
The fans go NUTS as Aubree comes out and rushes down to the ring! She slides in and takes Aprila down with a diving shoulder! She gets up and runs into Kevin Hunter, ramming him into the corner hard until he falls! Thor grabs her from behind but she flips him over her shoulder to the mat! Savannah runs at Aubree for Pounce but Aubree side steps her with incredible sense and Savannah runs into the corner shoulder first! The fans are going nuts! Aubree grabs Savannah by the hair and tosses her over the top rope but Savannah hits the apron and saves herself! The fans are so loud at this point and the energy is amazing!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste is looking incredible in there tonight Chuck and it might be her time to take the reigns and win the Retribution Royale! She might want this win more than ever now seeing as Mazzio was banned from this match tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The more Aubree I see on my TV the better! Just look at her Steve!
Aubree picks Thor up and blasts him with hard rights, dropping him on the mat! Aprila hits Aubree in the back from behind! Aubree swings but Aprila ducks and chops Aubree! Aubree responds with a massive blow then knees Aprila in the side and tosses her over the top rope to the apron! When Aubree turns around Kevin Hunter levels her with a big clothesline! The action starts to heat up as more and more competitors begin to over crowd the ring!
Steve White: This is entrant 7 and we haven’t even seen any elimination yet! It’s getting intense in there now! Blaise, Aprila and Thor have been in this match almost 15 minutes now!
Chuck Thompson: But look who is coming out at number 7! It’s the big man Angus Murphy ready to back up his Monarchy mate Kevin Hunter!
Boos flood the arena as Angus Murphy runs into the ring! Murphy knocks down Aprila who was fighting with Hunter! They grab Aprila and hammer throw her into the corner! Thor boots Angus in the gut but Hunter punches Thor in the face! Angus boots Thor in the back and Hunter and Angus grab Thor and try to eliminate him! They get close but Savannah hits Angus in the back and saves Thor again! Hunter and Angus double team Savannah and kick the shit out of her on the mat! The fans go nuts as Aubree Celeste leaps off of the top rope and crossbodies Kevin Hunter! Angus Murphy turns around and Blaise knees him in the gut! Blaise Irish whips Murphy into the ropes and Aprila pulls down the top rope, sending Angus Murphy going over the top and crashing to the outside! The fans go nuts for the first elimination!
Patricia Downs: Angus Murphy has been eliminated!
Steve White: Now we’re back to 6! That was the first elimination of the night!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t say I’m surprised, Angus is somewhat a pathetic douchebag who doesn’t deserve to be at the event at all!
Aprila gets back in the ring and slides under Thor’s legs then turns around and takes him down with a very athletic high knee to the jaw! Aubree rushes Aprila and takes her out with a sidekick! Savannah tries to get something in on Aubree but Aubree is just too fast and dodges it all much to Savannah’s surprise! Aubree hits Savannah with Lights Out and the fans go nuts! On the opposite side of the ring Hunter has Blaise in a headlock but Blaise lifts Hunter up and slams him on his back in the center of the ring! Aubree picks up Thor and gets him over the top rope but he grabs on for dear life as the fans cheer and the counter comes back on!
Steve White: Number 8! Number 8 and the man who might just do it here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: James fucking Champ! James Champ baby, this guy is back and he means business and he WANTS his brother Eli one on one and this is JUST the way to get IT!
Champ strolls down the ramp and gets in the ring! Champ drops Aprila with a right hand! He turns around and he drops Hunter with a right hand! Savannah stumbles across but Champ hits her with two jabs then drops her with a big right hand! Aubree looks like she almost has Thor eliminated, he can’t hang on much longer! Champ sees the threat of the fresh Aubree and comes up behind, grabbing her legs and tossing her over with Thor! Aubree hits the outside but Thor is somehow able to clutch on, avoiding the double elimination attempt!
Patricia Downs: Aubree Celeste has been eliminated!
Steve White: James Champ eliminated Aubree from behind! He saw that she was fresh and had only been in this one for a few minutes and took her out! Smart move
Chuck Thompson: Champ tried to get rid of Thor as well as Aubree but Thor keeps surviving! It’s been over 20 minutes for Thor, surely he hasn’t got much left in him!
James Champ turns around after that elimination but Blaise takes him out with a corkscrew body dive while Aprila jumps off of the second rope and hits him with a moonsault! The fans are going nuts! Aprila turns around and Savannah takes her out with a big shoulder block! Aprila is down! Hunter comes up and hits Savannah with a reverse STO! He looks like he might pick her up for elimination but Thor saves her but spinning Hunter around and hitting him with Parasite Eve! The fans go nuts but everyone is down! Blaise and Champ look to be getting up but they slow their roll as soon as the counter starts up again!
Steve White: Number 9! We’re down to number 9!
Chuck Thompson: WHAT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! The Ladies Man Mike Maddox!
The Ladies Man comes out to wild boos as former EHWF Superstar Mike Maddox rushes down the ramp and slides in the ring! Maddox instantly boots Champ in the gut and starts hitting him with big shots until Champ is down to a knee! Maddox then turns to Blaise as he boots her in the midsection then tosses her down on the mat with a slam! Maddox goes back to Champ and grabs him by his hair, walking him over to the ropes but Champ elbows him in the ribs! Champ and Blaise grab Maddox from behind and toss him over the top rope down to the outside as the fans laugh!
Patricia Downs: Mike Maddox has been eliminated!
Steve White: Well… I guess nothing changes…Mike Maddox still sucks…
Chuck Thompson: Na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye! We need some serious entrants out here right now Steve!
Blaise and Champ instantly hit each other and start brawling against the ropes as Champ gets Blaise up! He tries to eliminate her but she fights back and the fans go nuts! Champ is fresh and gets her up closer and closer but she hangs on! Savannah knees Hunter in the gut! Thor starts hitting Hunter with wild punches but Hunter drops Thor with a big right hand! Savannah ends up roundhouse kicking Hunter in the head and he hits the ropes! Savannah backs off and runs at him for Pounce but Hunter grabs her by the back of her head and tosses her over the top rope to the outside! The fans are shocked and Hunter starts laughing as they boo him!
Patricia Downs: Savannah has been eliminated!
Steve White: What!? That no good snake Hunter just suckered Savannah in and eliminated her! Bah Gawd she was one of my picks to win it!
Chuck Thompson: You have to play it cunning like that Steve! Hunter played it smart!
Thor is pissed and boots Hunter in the gut! Thor is ready for Parasite Eve but Hunter reverses it into a Hunter slam! Thor is rocked and in trouble as Hunter goes to pick him up but Savannah comes back into the ring and hits Hunter with Pounce! The fans go nuts as the refs come in and pull Savannah out, banning her from ringside! Thor and Hunter are out cold as Savannah is escorted away! Champ and Blaise still fight against the ropes as Champ pushes Blaise further down for elimination but Aprila comes over and ducks down, hitting Champ in the back of the knee with a big shoulder! Champ falls and lets Blaise go as Blaise falls back into the ring! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Savannah is eliminated but couldn’t let this one go! Now here comes number 10!
Chuck Thompson: Here he is! A major contender for the win here tonight, it’s The Blackest man of all time… Black Man!
Black Man looks pissed and he comes out with a puss, a fucking scowl on his face, he’s not happy and he takes it out on Morgan’s knight Kevin Hunter! Black Man starts beating the shit out of Hunter with lefts and rights in the corner! Black Man scoops up Hunter and slams him on his back in the center of the ring and goes back to stomping him out! Black Man backs off then drops a big knee across Hunters head! Thor smacks Black Man in the head from behind and starts hitting him with big rights and lefts! Black Man boots Thor in the gut and hits him with a Black Stunn and the fans get to their feet! Champ wastes no time and rams into Black Man with a big shoulder! They get up but Black Man is quicker and takes Champ out with a big STO!
Steve White: Black Man is cleaning the ring up right now but he needs to make some eliminations! Black Man could very well redeem himself and win this here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: He’s controlling the ring right now but he can’t lose that control, he needs to stay on top of everyone in that ring and make some eliminations because another 20 motherfuckers are waiting backstage!
Black Man grabs Hunter and tosses him over the top rope! Hunter grabs onto the bottom rope and tries to save himself but Black Man starts stomping Hunter down! Hunter can’t hang on! He doesn’t have much left as Black Man stomps away! Thor hits Black Man from behind and saves Hunter from elimination! Thor turns Black Man around and hooks him up but Black Man hits Thor with a massive suplex! James Champ runs up and dropkicks the fuck out of Black Man’s chest! Champ gets up and Blaise goes high with a lariat while Aprila goes low with a leg sweep! Champ is down and Aprila picks him up and goes to eliminate him but Champ pushes her and she hits the apron through the middle ropes! Blaise swings at Champ but he ducks her and hits her with a big neckbreaker! The fans are going nuts while the counter starts back up and Champ stands back up waiting for the next guy!
Steve White: Here he is! Here he is! We knew he’d be here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: WACKY! WACKY WILMER IS HERE!
Wilmer Patacky rushes down the ramp as the fans go NUTS! He rushes into the ring causing the fans to meltdown with cheers! Wilmer instantly starts hitting Kevin Hunter with quick jabs, doing theatrics along the way! Wilmer boots Kevin in the gut and hits him with a Lubrication Twist! The fans go nuts! Thor grabs Wilmer from behind but Wilmer hits him with a Lubrication Twist as well! Wilmer is in stealth mode! Black Man from the left but Wilmer hits him with a Lubrication Twist! The fans are going nuts! Blaise runs in and boots Wilmer in the gut! She goes for Trail-Blaiser but Wilmer reverses her grip into Lubrication Twist! Wilmer gets up and raises both fists in the air as the counter hits!
Steve White: Wilmer is owning the guys in this ring right now but here comes number 12 and we’re almost half way into this one!
Chuck Thompson: Destiny Hunter is here to help Thor!
Destiny Hunter runs out and Wilmer swings but she ducks him and she bounces off of the ropes hitting him with a forearm smash to the face! She sees Kevin getting up and picks Thor up but she grabs Kevin from behind and slaps the piss out of his face! This gives Thor enough time to drop Kevin with a right hand! Thor and Destiny rush Wilmer and start double teaming him but James Champ rushes in to even the odds! Champ hits Thor with a Certain Death! Wilmer lines Destiny up and hits her with Double Penetration! The fans are going nuts as the counter starts again!
Steve White: Ohhhh Shit! Here we go! Number 13! Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: Brandon Bash! Brandon Bash! He’s got his eyes LOCKED on Wilmer and Wilmer is ready! He’s begging Brandon to get in the ring!
Brandon gets in and everyone steps back as he comes face to face with Wilmer. The fans go WILD as Brandon and Wilmer start to trade lefts and rights! Neither man backs off, hitting harder and harder! The cheers are deafening and the shots get harder! Brandon starts to get the upperhand and bounces off the ropes to finish Wilmer but Wilmer hoists Brandon up and Champ comes across as they hit Brandon with a flapjack/cutter combo! The fans go nuts! Wilmer picks Brandon up and takes him to the ropes but Brandon elbows Wilmer in the face! Brandon tosses Wilmer over the top rope but Wilmer hits the apron! Brandon grabs him but Wilmer hits Brandon with a thrust to the gut! On the other end of the ring Destiny Hunter and Blaise brawl! Destiny tries to whip Blaise but Blaise slings Destiny and throws her out of the ring over the top rope!
Patricia Downs: Destiny Hunter has been eliminated!
Steve White: Blaise eliminating Destiny Hunter there and now it looks like Thor hasn’t got many people left to bat for him!
Chuck Thompson: Brandon Bash is getting up and he isn’t backing down from Wilmer!
Blaise gets up but gets and enziguri from Champ! Champ turns around and gets a big wheelbarrow bulldog from Aprila as Black Man stomps out Thor in the corner! Bash and Wilmer meet back in the center of the ring and trade lefts and rights in a big fist fight again as the fans go nuts! Bash knocks Wilmer down! Bash hasn’t forgot about Champ and grabs him, pulling him in and hitting him with Wicked Prayer! The fans go nuts Bash then stands over Wilmer as he tries to get up and Bash berates him! Bash summons Kevin Hunter to come over and stomp on Wilmer and he does as the counter hits!
Steve White: Wilmer getting double teamed by Bash and Kevin here tonight after being so dominant but here comes the next entrant – number 14!
Chuck Thompson: Here she is! I was waiting for her! Zoe McDraven is here and ready to kick some ass!
Zoe bursts out and into the ring as the fans cheer for her! She instantly makes a b-line for Black Man and gets him against the ropes, she goes for and elimination but he pushes her off of him only to have her come back and hit him with Shockwave! Black Man is down! Thor is down, Aprila is down and James Champ is down! Blaise hits Zoe from behind but Blaise is tired! Zoe grabs Blaise and knees her and tries to toss her over the top rope but Blaise catches herself! Zoe instead opts to hook Blaise up and suplex her on the mat! Meanwhile Kevin picks Wilmer up! Bash instructs for Wilmer to be tossed out but Wilmer gets a second wind and hits Kevin with a Lubrication Twist! The fans go nuts but Bash jumps on Wilmer and starts beating him! Wilmer will not die! Wilmer fights out of it! He gets up and tosses Bash against the ropes! Wilmer gets Bash up and almost out of the ring but Bash hangs on as the timer hits!
Steve White: Ohhhhh! Shit!
Pyro goes off in the ring and off stage!
Chuck Thompson: LORD RAAB! HE’S HERE! HE’S NUMBER 15!
Raab comes out slowly with Losak as all the competitors stop and stare! Raab gets in the ring and Zoe instantly runs at him but he grabs he by the throat! Aprila dives down and hits Raab in the leg, freeing Zoe! Zoe fires a Shockwave and it connects but Raab isn’t fazed! He hits Zoe with a monster uppercut! Aprila tries to get something in but Raab doesn’t feel her strikes and he headbutts her down to the mat! Blaise rushes over and drops Raab with a huge right hand! Blaise lines Raab up but Thor dives on her! Raab gets to his feet and grabs Wilmer, saving Bash! Bash orders Kevin and Raab to kill Wilmer and they double team him! Wilmer isn’t hearing it, he just refuses to give up and rams Kevin in the gut and slings him away but Raab uppercuts him to the mat! James Champ slides in and hits Raab in the back and starts to hit him with big shots but Champ is tired and Raab hits him with a big boot! Kevin Hunter is ready and willing to finish Wilmer until DOUBLE PENETRATION from Wilmer! Bash is pissed the fuck off!
Steve White: Wilmer just will not quit and here comes 16!
Chuck Thompson: It’s COWBELL! The Monarchy is all out tonight
Cowbell rushes in and Bash tells him he needs to get shit done! He rushes over and boots Wilmer in the ribs on the mat! Kevin picks Wilmer up and they try to eliminate him! Blaise dives on them and saves Wilmer! Cowbell is furious and swings at Blaise but she ducks him! Blaise dropkicks Cowbell in the back and he hits the ropes! Aprila is on the apron outside and pulls down the top rope, sending Cowbell falling to the outside! Bash rages and clotheslines Blaise into the corner then wildly starts stomping her out!
Patricia Downs: Cowbell has been eliminated!
Steve White: It’s all over for Cowbell! Now the Monarchy is just down to Kevin, Raab and Bash and Bash is taking it to his old rival Blaise right now!!
Chuck Thompson: Aprila, Thor, Blaise, Kevin Hunter, James Champ… They must be hurt and exhausted after all of this time in that ring!
Wilmer drops Kevin and Kevin isn’t getting back up! Champ and Zoe work together to try and eliminate Lord Raab but he won’t budge! Brandon boots Wilmer in the side of the ribs! Wilmer tries to fight back but Brandon dishes out a massive punch, sending Wilmer against the ropes! Brandon runs for a clothesline but Wimer dashes up and ducks it then superkicks Brandon in the face! Brandon goes over the top rope and hits the outside and Wilmer falls to a knee and raises his arms as the fans go nuts! Brandon can’t believe it! He tries to get back in the ring but refs, security and producers stop him!
Patricia Downs: Brandon Bash has been eliminated!
Steve White: Wilmer took out Bash! Wilmer is taking it not only to Bash but the whole damn Monarchy right now! This kid still got it!!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer looks amazing, like he hasn’t lost a beat! This guy could win it here and go on to finally become champion!
Wilmer waves to the screaming fans and flips off Bash. He chuckles to himself and turns around only for Raab to wrap his hand around his throat! Wilmer is in shock! Raab screams at Wilmer before running him over and throwing him out of the ring! The fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Wilmer Patacky has been eliminated!
Steve White: What!? Lord Raab you asshole! Wilmer was going to do it! Corporate Monster lackey!
Chuck Thompson: Well shit…
Now with Wilmer on the outside Bash and him get into a fight, which spills into the crowd! The fans go BERSERK as they brawl! Back in the ring Black Man drops Kevin Hunter but Raab comes to his aid and grabs Black Man! Raab hits Black Man with a big chokeslam in the center of the ring! The fans are all going wild but mostly everyone is down. Zoe gets to her feet and confronts Raab as the counter distracts him!
Steve White: WHAT?! NO WAY!?
Chuck Thompson: CONNER CREED! CONNER CREED! HE’S BACK! WHAT!?
The fans tear the roof off the place as Conner Creed appears on the ramp on his motorcycle. He gets off of his pig and takes his jacket off then runs down the ramp and into the ring sending the fans into a frenzy! He rushes in and hits Zoe with a massive Clothesline From Hell! Champ gets up only to get one as well! Blaise stumbles to her feet only to get one as well! Raab confronts Creed but Creed doesn’t back down! Creed hits Raab but Raab isn’t fazed! Raab hits Creed with a big uppercut but Creed comes back and drops Raab with a diving Clothesline from Hell and the fans go NUTS! Conner Creed helps James Champ up only to pull him back right into a massive Clotheline From Hell! The fans go nuts as Creed is the only one really standing as the counter hits!
Steve White: Conner Creed just annihilating everyone upon his return here tonight and he’s my new pick to win this thing! Here comes number 18!
Chuck Thompson: YES! Hannah Walters! What a babe!
Hannah runs out and instantly takes Blaise down with a lariat! She turns around and takes Zoe down with one as well! Aprila stumbles around in the ring only to fall victim to Hannah’s Lullaby in the center of the ring! Hannah grabs Zoe and tosses her over the top rope but Zoe hangs on! Hannah tries to boot her down to the ground off of the ropes but Zoe rolls back in the ring! Hannah turns around only to get a massive clothesline from Creed, which sends her crashing to the outside! The fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Hannah Walters has been eliminated!
Steve White: I thought Hannah might have lasted until the end but Creed took her out from behind! He did the smart thing and took out the other freshest competitor in the match!!
Chuck Thompson: These fans are going nuts for Creed right now… What a surprise!
Black Man picks up Thor and knocks him down with a massive right hand but Creed runs over and takes Black Man out with a huge Clothesline From Hell right after the fans are going nuts! Creed laughs and picks up Black Man ready to eliminate him but the counter hits and Creed slows his roll…
The fans go NUTS!
Steve White: WHAT?! WHAT!? HANDSOME DEVIL! HE’S HERE!
Chuck Thompson: Another huge return! Handsome D is here! He’s here and Creed can’t believe it! The two old rivals back tonight!!
The fans are going WILD as Handsome D appears on the stage. Creed looks out at him and drops Black Man in a heap at his boots. Handsome and Creed lock eyes with each other! Handsome gets in the ring and Creed stands across from him as the fans go nuts with cheers. Every other competitor stops at corner of the ring and Aprila on the apron to watch Handsome and Creed. Creed starts trash-talking Handsome as they come closer and closer. Handsome starts to dance a little until Creed hits him with a right hand! They trade massive rights and lefts and the arena goes ballistic! Creed knees Handsome in the gut and tosses him against the ropes but Handsome comes back and elbows him square in the head! The fans go nuts and the competitors all watch on as Creed and Handsome come back in the center and starts trading fists again!
Steve White: Here it is! Number 20! 10 competitors left!
Chuck Thompson: Here he is! Tyler Gates! The big man looking for real redemption tonight!
Gates runs down and slides in the ring! He interrupts everyone but hitting Creed in the back! Creed goes down and Gates boots Handsome in the gut! Gates follows up with a big right hand to the face! Creed hits Gates in the back and Handsome comes back with a roundhouse to Gates’ head! Creed starts beating him in the head with big right hands and Handsome starts stomping out Gates as the fans go nuts! Gates begs for mercy! Handsome thinks about showing some but Creed is like nah fuck that and rams him into the corner! Both Handsome and Creed grab Gates! The fans go nuts as they pull him back and run him across the ring! They toss Gates over the top rope and flat to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Tyler Gates has been eliminated!
Steve White: And there goes Gates! We’re getting into the business end of this one right now!
Chuck Thompson: It’s looking good! This one is really heating up!
Handsome Devil turns to Creed and raises his arms for some high fives! Creed gives them to him but then resorts to booting him in the gut and trying to toss him over the top rope! The fans go nuts and the action starts again! Black Man sprints across the ring and takes Kevin Hunter out with a massive running STO! Aprila leaps off of the top rope and hits Thor with a missile dropkick! Blaise hits Zoe with a corkscrew! They get up and Blaise hoists Zoe up on her back then hits her with a firemans carry! James Champ is behind Raab and is choking him out! Raab struggles but he tosses Champ off of him! Champ stars booting and chopping Raab down to size but Raab comes back and uppercuts Champ to the mat! Blaise spins Raab around and rams him against the ropes but she’s too tired to get him over and he chops her in the head, sending her to the mat! Raab looks around! Zoe leaps off the second rope and lands on his back then gets him in Kinetic Energy! The fans go nuts! Raab is in trouble! She keeps the hold locked in and Raab falls to a knee! He tries to shake her off but she’s got it locked in tight! Eventually Raab falls to both knees and starts to fade but the counter wakes him up!
Steve White: What’s 9 plus 10?! 21! Here he is!
Chuck Thompson: Chris Dunn! The man who probably wants this the most! He’s sprinting to the ring and Zoe looks to have Raab right where she wants him!
Dunn gets in the ring and hits Black Man with Showstopper! The fans go nuts! Thor spins Dunn around but Dunn hits him with Showstopper! Dunn goes over to the ropes and starts to help Handsome eliminate Creed but Creed holds on! Creed elbows Handsome in the face and kicks Dunn off of him! Raab loses it on the other end of the ring and flips Zoe off of him! Raab is hurt and gets to one knee but the crowd pick up as Zoe hits Raab with Devil Trigger kick to the head! Raab is out of it and Zoe falls against the ropes! The fans go nuts and Zoe puts her arms in the air for momentum as she lines Raab up but Blaise dashes over and clotheslines Zoe over the top rope to the outside and the fans as well as Zoe are shocked!
Patricia Downs: Zoe McDraven has been eliminated!
Steve White: WHAT?! I don’t believe it! Zoe was going to finish Raab but Blaise got rid of her! What a freaking night! Just like that!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t take your eyes off of anyone in this match!!
Blaise turns back to the ring but James Champ dropkicks her in the chest and she goes over the top rope but hits the apron! Aprila springs over the top rope from the apron and hits Champ with a flying bulldog! Chris Dunn runs over and takes the tired and spent Aprila out with a big sideslam! Dunn looks around to see who he can take out from the match but the counter distracts him!
Steve White: 22! Here he is! We knew that he’d be here tonight! What else does this night have in store!
Chuck Thompson: No! Here he is! Calvin Harris! We knew he was coming back! The only man Dunn hates as much as Eli Sykes!
Dunn looks at Harris as he walks to the ring. Harris threatens Dunn as he gets in the ring! The fans go nuts ready for the encounter! Harris sprints at Dunn but Dunn ducks him, grabs the back of his head and runs him up over the top rope and to the outside, eliminating him as the fans laugh and cheers!
Patricia Downs: Calvin Harris has been eliminated!
Steve White: Hmm… That was anti-climactic… Oh well…
Fans: OHHHHHHH!
Chuck Thompson: Enjoy unemployment you bitch ass motherfucker! Grow some balls next time!
Dunn raises his arms in victory! Thor stumbles around in a world of his own until Dunn takes him out with a Showstopper! Dunn gets up and points up then gestures that he’ll be the champ after this! Dunn turns around and Black Man meets him with a massive barrage of punches! Left and right jabs all over Dunn’s face! Black Man pulls back and boots him in the gut then hits Dunn with a massive Black Stunn! Dunn goes over the top rope from the force and hits the apron then the outside and the fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Chris Dunn has been eliminated!
Steve White: Black Man gets rid of Dunn I thought Dunn was going to win this one!!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! That was outta nowhere! Black Man just had enough! Black Man doesn’t look too good, he looks tired and he knows he needs to get rid of people now!
Kevin Hunter tries to get one over on Black Man but Black Man elbows him in the face! Hunter falls back into Raab! Hunter asks Raab to handle Black Man! Black Man runs up to Raab but Raab grabs him around the throat and chokeslams him in the center of the ring! The fans go nuts as the counter starts again!
Steve White: HE… IS… HERE!!!
Chuck Thompson: VAN JAM! VAN JAM!!
Van Jam has seen enough! He runs in and takes Champ out with Van Jaminator! He thumbs up his Corporate comrades that he’s got this match! He turns and hits Aprila with the Van Jaminator! Blaise gets a Van Jaminator and even Thor gets a Van Jaminator! Van Jam is on fire and he dances around the ring! Van Jam is FUCKING pumped! He sees Thor trying to get up but he punts him in the ribs back down to the mat! Black Man stumbles up to his feet just to get a VAN JAMINATOR! Van Jam will certainly win this contest as the counter hits!
Steve White: HERE WE GO! I KNEW WE’D SEE HER TONIGHT!
Chuck Thompson: It’s Rose! The Mayhem Assistant GM is out here in the Royale tonight! Who the fuck else are they going to surprise us with!?
Rose sprints down to the ring! She gets up and Van Jam tries a Van Jaminator but she catches him and lifts him up, tossing him out of the ring! Van Jam is in shock just as Kevin Hunter is. Raab doesn’t really care…
Patricia Downs: Van Jam has been eliminated!
Steve White: Rose gets rid of the dominate Van Jam! She wouldn’t it be amazing if she won this one here tonight!?
Chuck Thompson: I love Rose! She has to be one of my favourites but I do have to say I like her a lot more in the ring than I do when she’s Assistant GM!
The fans are going wild as Rose chants break out! Hunter lunges at her but she gets him in an armbar on the mat! Hunter struggles in pain! Conner goes to see what the screaming is about but Rose snaps him up in the armbar as well! Handsome Devil stumbles into the armbar while looking for Creed and Rose has all three men in the armbar! Raab goes to help Hunter but Champ turns Raab around and hits him with A Certain Death! The fans lose their shit! Black Man tries to crawl back to his corner but with great strength Rose turns the three men she has captured around and locks Black Man in the armbar as well, getting 4 men in some inverted armbreaker hold! All four men cry out for help just as the counter hits once again!
Steve White: Number 25 and only 5 competitors are left in this one!
Chuck Thompson: It’s another Corporate Cunt... Nick Rissi!
Nick bursts in the ring and saves Hunter but jumping on Rose! She breaks the hold and all four men get out of it! Nick tosses Rose into the corner and she falls to the mat! Nick screams at Raab to get up but Champ has done some damage. Nick Rissi goes over to an exhausted Champ and asks him if he did that to Raab. Champ says no but Nick slaps him anyway and starts stomping him out! Champ loses it and tackles Nick to the mat! The fans go nuts as Champ gives Nick a beating but Hunter pulls Champ off Nick and hits Champ with a Hunterplex! Nick gets up and directs the Corporate Monarchy around the ring. Nick runs up and hits Black Man with a massive curbstomp! Black Man is bleeding horribly on the mat! Blaise rushes in and knees Nick in the gut but Raab clubs her in the back from behind! Nick hits Blaise with a right hand and drops her and the double team finishes her to the mat! Nick lines Blaise up for the curbstomp! He runs to the ropes for a good run up but Aprila who is still out on the apron pulls the top rope down and Nick crashes to the outside floor! He can’t believe it!
Patricia Downs: Nick Rissi has been eliminated!
Steve White: Nick is done and dusted but there are still two Corporate Monarchy members in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: It’s not looking good for Blaise, Aprila, Thor, Champ… Look at how tired and exhausted they are – they’re been in this match for ages now!!
Rose launches herself into Raab from the top rope! Raab falls back but he’s unfazed! Aprila and Rose work together, they hit him with blows, haymakers, chops and kicks but Raab tosses them both away! Aprila dashes at Raab again but he slams her away! Rose jumps up and smacks him in the head then gets behind him to the corner and hits Raab with Caladium! The fans go nuts! Rose thinks she’s killed Raab but Raab sits back up! Thor grabs Rose off the distraction and tosses her over the top rope but she catches herself! Raab gets up and takes it out on Thor with a massive uppercut as the counter hits!
Steve White: TQ! A savior for Black Man!
Chuck Thompson: This is my NEW pick to win it!!
TQ Smooth rushes out at 26! He slides in the ring and lays a beating on Kevin Hunter, saving the Black Man! TQ helps the Black Man up and sets him up in the corner! TQ then goes over to Champ and hits him with the TQ Special! Thor comes behind TQ and boots him in the back! TQ turns around and catches Thor with a right hand! Thor headbutts TQ but Thor is too weak now and TQ takes him out with a Qualityplex! TQ flips everyone off. Black Man tells TQ to focus on Handsome and Creed who are trying to eliminate each other. TQ goes to fuck them up but Blaise kicks TQ in the back of his knee! TQ cries out in pain and Blaise hoists him up on her back! The fans go nuts as Blaise tosses TQ over the top rope to the outside like a sack of potatoes!
Patricia Downs: TQ Smooth has been eliminated!
Steve White: Wha!? Blaise just took out TQ Smooth!? He was only in the match for 3 minutes… He SHOULD HAVE WON!?
Chuck Thompson: I guess not! Blaise just got rid of him!
Blaise takes rest in the corner as Black Man can’t believe it. Kevin Hunter gets up and gets on Thor, choking him on the mat as the fans go nuts! Raab walks over and watches Creed and Handsome fight! They trade blow after blow after blow. Both are bloody, bruised and swollen. Raab walks up to them. Creed turns his attention but Raab grabs him by the throat! Handsome comes up as well but Raab grabs him too. Raab runs both men over and tosses them over the top rope, eliminating both rivals! The fans go nuts as Raab stands in the ring with no remorse!
Patricia Downs: Conner Creed and Handsome Devil have been eliminated!
Steve White: What an elimination by Raab! Raab just didn’t care and took out both Creed and Handsome when they weren’t expecting it!?
Chuck Thompson: This just keeps getting better and better!
Rose runs up and superkicks Raab in the mask! Raab falls against the ropes and Champ, Blaise and Black Man all swarm him and try to eliminate him! Raab fights them off! Hunter comes behind Champ and takes him down to help Raab! Raab headbutts Blaise to the mat! Raab headbutts Black Man to the mat! Thor comes behind and low blows Raab! Raab falls to a knee and Aprila comes over and hits Raab with Rosuai Koteau! Raab is down and out for the first time in this match! The counter starts!
Steve White: My NEW pick to win this one!
Chuck Thompson: JASON DAVE! JASON DAVE!!
The buzzer goes off and Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and the audience quickly erupts into a flurry of cheers and boos. The fans are excited to see God’s gift to pro wrestling actually partake in a match, but not so excited due to his previous treatment of them. Jason steps out onto the stage and appears wearing only a suit and tie and gripping a microphone closely in his right hand. Immediately, the mixed reactions turns into a fluttering series of boos and negative remarks being chanted throughout the building. He watches as the carnage of the Retribution Royale continues on in the ring. He shakes his head to everyone in the vicinity; raising the microphone to his lips to address the world.
Jason Dave: Now, I know what you’re all thinking. I’ve finally done what you people deem to be the right thing and put my personal quarrels aside and partake in this Retribution Royale. As you can clearly tell by how I’ve dressed for the occasion, that is not the case. I know that a lot of people who would be in my position, as the twenty-seventh entrant in the battle royale, would disagree with my choice of actions because there is only three other people left to enter the match after me. That would put me in a very good position to win this match and get the title match with Eli Sykes.
After uttering the idea of a rematch between Eli and Jason, the fans erupt into a crashing wave of cheers, chanting “Make it happen.” Dave snickers in response and raises the microphone once more.
Jason Dave: Let me be the first person to tell you that it’s not going to happen. I have the capability of appearing in this match as the very first entrant and defeating the 29 other superstars in the match and winning the opportunity to get my rematch with Eli. However, there has been a voice that’s been in my head the past few weeks that’s been telling me that I’m better than that. That voice has told me that I shouldn’t have to prove my worth to the company and that I shouldn’t have to prove that I am not only world title material but that I am what’s best for business in EHWF. This match isn’t worth my time, my time is precious and invaluable. The fact that Ryan Morgan Rissi was able to name himself as the number one contender and we had to watch Eli and Ryan’s match was even worse. The voice has been telling me that I’m undervalued and appreciated by EHWF and that I shouldn’t be putting myself in a situation where I will be underused and thrown aside for some lesser talent. I’m God’s gift to pro wrestling, I should’ve been named the number one contender and not be named as part of this rumble for old hicks, has beens, and wanna be stars like Kevin Hunter, TQ Smooth, Thor and I could stand here and go through every single person in this match who’s unworthy of being Eli’s next opponent; however I’m sure you can tell just by watching this match.
Once more, the fans erupt into a series of boos and being to launch items and trash in the direction of Jason. Jason smacks a drink full of soda out of the air and it spills out onto the stage. He points out to the fans and begins to address them once more.
Jason Dave: This is what the voice was telling me. This is exactly what the voice in my head was telling me, this is what it was referring to. Not only is the treatment from management beyond poor, but you parasites have the audacity to throw your trash at me like I’m nothing more than that. The voice in my head is right; I put myself in situations for the business and for all of you and what do I get in return? This is what I get. I’ve done nothing to deserve this, everything that I’ve done for you people, for this business, it’s all been a lie and nothing more than a fraud and a waste of time. The only thing that matters anymore is me and whatever the voice in my head tells me. That voice is telling me, the only thing that matters is me, myself, and I.
Jason drops the microphone as his music hits the PA again before turning his back to the carnage in the ring and the rude reaction from the crowd. He steps back into the shadows behind the curtain and exits the camera’s lens, leaving the match to continue.
Patricia Downs: Jason Dave has forfeited this contest!
Steve White: WHAT!? He’s 27 and he’s been resting for weeks! He can win this thing!? What the fuck!?
Chuck Thompson: It’s the principle Steve… Dave has left this match! He’s out!
Black Man wants the Black Stunn on Raab but Raab chops him in the head! On the other side of the ring Rose has Thor up on the ropes and tries to eliminate him but it’s no good! Blaise rushes over and is able to take Kevin Hunter out with a high knee. Aprila watches it all from the apron.
Steve White: And it just wouldn’t be a big event without this man!
Chuck Thompson: Scott Wilson!
Scott rushes out and slides in the ring! He starts hitting Raab with quick and short jabs to his face! Wilson pulls back and hits Raab with a Wilson Kick! Raab falls in the corner and Wilson goes directly for Black Man! Wilson gets a tired and bleeding Black Man and puts him in the corner! Wilson starts beating the shit out of Black Man and starts hammering him with shots and then stomps! Before choking him out with his boot! Champ grabs Wilson and wants a Certain Death but Wilson gets Champ on the mat and starts grappling with him as the counter hits once more!
Steve White: Who is it?! Who is 29?
Chuck Thompson: Is that? Yes it is! It’s Uprising Rookie Baron Anarky! The man who rose through the ranks and now wants a shot at Mayhem! Here he comes! Come on kid this is your shot!
Baron slides in and starts giving Wilson a beating, saving Champ! Baron helps Champ up but Wilson jumps on Baron again! They trade big blows until Baron flattens Wilson! Baron then goes over to Hunter and throws him a big beating as well! Baron hits hard with heaps of force and hits Hunter with a massive suplex! Anarky comes over and boots Wilson in the gut but Wilson pushes him away and hits Anarky with a big Wilson kick! The fans are going nuts! Wilson tries to eliminate Anarky! They’re both on the ropes, Anarky holds on for dear life until Rose comes behind Wilson and lifts him up then dumps both Anarky and Scott to the outside! The fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Baron Anarky and Scott Wilson have been eliminated!
Steve White: ROSE! ROSE with a massive elimination from behind there! She played it smart!
Chuck Thompson: The guys coming out at the end don’t seem to be lasting that long. Thor, Aprila, Blaise and Kevin all started in the first 5 and Champ was 8!! This is incredible! Can you hear these fans! Just who will be number 30!?
Aprila takes Black Man out with a wheelbarrow bulldog! The fans are all on their feet now! Aprila ducks one from Thor and hits him with a double knee facebuster! They’re down! Aprila gets on the apron! Blaise fires Hunter! Aprila pulls down the ropes but Hunter stops short! Aprila thrusts into his ribs from the ropes but Thor and Hunter line her up and knock Aprila off the apron down to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Aprila has been eliminated!
Steve White: Aprila! Number 1 lasted all this time and took out some heavy hitters! What an effort! She did great!
Chuck Thompson: I really think she wanted to win this and she came close Steve! You have to take your hat off for her, she was number one in this match!
Blaise comes behind Kevin Hunter and tosses him over the top rope from behind! Hunter looks at Aprila who he just eliminated then up at Blaise and Blaise smirks! Hunter pounds the outside floor and rages as Blaise waves.
Patricia Downs: Kevin Hunter has been eliminated!
Steve White: Well there you have it! Blaise takes out Hunter right after he takes out Aprila!
Chuck Thompson: They’re throwing them out like nothing now Steve! What a contest!
Rose runs up and dives a shoulder into Raab! She gets up and is still the most agile competitor in the ring! She takes Black Man out with a superkick! She then turns around! Thor boots her in the midsection and he goes for Parasite Eve but she lifts him up and hits him with a back body drop! Rose sees Blaise on the ropes and runs at her but Blaise ducks and flips Rose overhead, sending Rose crashing to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Rose has been eliminated!
Steve White: Rose did a damn fine job in there but she just couldn’t hold on! She didn’t miss a beat in that ring though Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: I know Steve! She should make a big comeback! That was incredible! She came so close to winning this one!
Raab and Blaise are the only standing members. Raab swings at Blaise but she ducks and catches him with a superkick when he turns around! Blaise hits the mat, she’s past her limit! Raab falls on the ropes from the force of the kick! Black, Champ and Thor who are downed all look at each other! They jump up, not wasting Blaise’s effort and all get on Raab! Raab fights back but they don’t let up! Eventually they lift Raab up and toss him over the top rope to the outside! All three men fall to opposite corners exhausted!
Patricia Downs: Lord Raab has been eliminated!
Steve White: Shit! They all did it! There are four left in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: But number 30 is still yet to come out!
Blaise and James Champ stand up in opposite corners on one side of the ring. Black Man and Thor stand up in opposite corners on the other side. They all look across from each other until the counter starts and they all watch for number 30 on the stage!
Steve White: WHO IS IT!? Who is number 30?! Who is the last entrant!?
Chuck Thompson: No way?! RYAN MORGAN RISSI!!
Steve White: What!? He put himself in this match as well as the world title match! I guess banning Mazzio was a contingency plan for him if he couldn’t take out Eli! Fuck this asshole!
RYAN MORGAN RISSI appears and dances out on the ramp as fans pelt him and Candace with garbage. Ryan looks around and gets in the ring. He stands in the center of everyone and begins to look a big nervous. He points at Black Man and tells him to fight him but Blaise knocks Ryan in the back and Champ, Blaise, Thor and Black start stomping the shit out of Morgan Rissi on the mat! All four gang up on Ryan and the fans go wild!
Steve White: They’re all putting their differences aside and taking out Ryan!
Chuck Thompson: This is beautiful! We’re going into overtime here now folks!
Morgan gets up and slaps Black Man! He elbows Thor and tries to escape but Blaise and James rock him with massive shots then pulls him back and toss him over the top rope! The fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Ryan Morgan Rissi has been eliminated!
Steve White: They kicked his ass and threw him the hell out of the ring! He’s not getting another shot at a title he doesn’t deserve!
Chuck Thompson: He put himself in this position and he just got tossed the fuck out!
Morgan Rissi rages on the outside but refs and producers try to calm him down! Back in the ring Thor grabs Black Man and starts to bite him on the forehead! Black Man screams in pain! Thor pushes Black Man off of him with his blood all up in his mouth! Thor boots Black in the gut and wants Parasite Eve but Black Man reverses it into Black Stunn and Thor goes over the top rope from the forces and hits the outside!
Patricia Downs: Sahta Thor has been eliminated!
Steve White: There goes Thor! Now there were three!
Chuck Thompson: James Champ! Blaise and Black Man! It’s come down to this!
On the outside Ryan runs up and shoves Thor into the ring post and starts yelling at the three left in the ring! Blaise runs up and knees Black Man in the gut then starts hitting him with lefts and rights! She wants Soporose but Black Man reverses it at the last second and tosses her over the top rope but she saves herself on the apron! Black Man turns around and gets hit with one of James Champ’s superkicks! Black Man goes over the top rope, Blaise pulls it down further and Champ runs up pushing Black Man and eliminating him!
Patricia Downs: Black Man has been eliminated!
Steve White: And now Black Man is out! Two left! Two left! I can’t believe it!
Chuck Thompson: I picked Blackie to win this one but now it’s down to the wire! The final two!!
Blaise runs in! She hits Champ with quick right jabs over and over! Blaise hits Champ with an atomic drop and he hits the ropes! The fans are going NUTS! Blaise goes to clothesline him over the top rope but Champ moves and Blaise almost goes over! Champ fires his superkick again but Blaise ducks it and pulls him in for Trail-Blaiser, which she can’t get! Champ elbows her in the side of the head and pulls her in for A Certain Death but she twists out of it and goes into the Soporose which Champ pushes Blaise off at the last second and Blaise hits the ropes! Champ runs at Blaise and clotheslines her but she grasps the ropes and saves herself as Champ almost gets her over! Blaise fires a big right hand into Champs head and they both fall against the ropes!
Steve White: Here we go! Here we go!
Fans: OHHHHHH!
Chuck Thompson: Get ready! It’s about to end!
Champ grabs Blaise by the throat and gets her up on the ropes and almost over but she rocks him with a right hand and Champ falls to his knees! Blaise pulls him up for Trail-Blaiser! Champ elbows her in the side of the head! She comes back with a spinning kick to his gut and bounces off of the ropes but on the way back Champ boots Blaise in the midsection then hoists her up on his shoulders for a powerbomb! Blaise punches Champ in the head while she’s up there but it’s no good! Blaise looks worried as Champ stumbles around! He dashes with her to the ropes and hoists her up then goes to toss her out of the ring but as he does she grasps onto him and reverses it into a Soporose! Both Champ and Blaise go over the top rope! Champ doesn’t let go of Blaise as they lose balance and both crash to the outside at the same time!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHO WON! WHO HIT THE OUTSIDE FIRST!?!
Fans: OHHHHHH!
Chuck Thompson: Shit that was epic but who won!? Here comes Morgan Rissi now!
Morgan Rissi comes over and looks at both Blaise and Champ who are down. Morgan Rissi looks over at both of them. He leans down and helps Blaise up. He looks her over and shakes his head. He then grabs James Champ and helps him up.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: I think James Champ is the winner…
The fans are demanding an answer.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Or maybe Blaise… Blaise would you consider joining the Corporate Monarchy?
Michael Rissi: ENOUGH! Morgan shut the fuck up! Lets go to video review!
We come in and Rissi, Morgan, Blaise and Champ look up at the tron. A replay of the elimination comes on the big screen. The fans go wild but it shows Blaise and Champ hitting the floor at the same time in slow-mo
Michael Rissi: It looks like they hit the floor at the same time. They eliminated each other at the same time…
Ryan Morgan Rissi: So what? I get the win as runner up?
Michael Rissi: How the fuck are you runner up you came 5th…
Ryan Morgan Rissi: WHAT HAPPENS NOW!?
Michael Rissi: I guess Champ and Blaise both win this Royale… And they’ll have to settle just who gets what in the coming weeks… Perhaps on Mayhem 200? Perhaps at Aces High… Either way you two have win this contest and you two are the number one contenders…
Ryan Morgan Rissi: And what about me!?
James Champ: Fucking… What about you? You lost your chance at the title twice tonight. Move the fuck over and let me beat Eli.
Blaise: I think you mean me Champy…
James Champ: I don’t think I did...
Blaise and Champ get into each others face and the fans pick back up.
Blaise: You hit the floor a lot harder than me…
James Champ: So what...
Michael Rissi: Like I said settle it this month. Settle it before Aces High… But… CONGRATULATIONS!
Michael Rissi walks away and back to backstage. Blaise and Champ share an staredown with Morgan awkwardly looking at them from the side, trying to get involved but they don’t give him much.
Steve White: Well they both came away with the victory!?! Blaise and Champ I’ve been waiting years to see this again!
Fans: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Chuck Thompson: What a match! What a contest! They just wanted it too much… Now they’re gonna have to settle this! What a night ladies and gents!
We fade out backstage as feed comes in of Michael Rissi walking down the hall to the parking garage. Michael walks down the road as we see a limo waiting for him. A producer official catches up to Michael and walks with him.
Producer: Michael… Michael! Should we let it end like this? Should we continue another Royale maybe a 10 man Royale after the show on EHWF.com or something?
Michael Rissi: No… It’s fine… Let Blaise and Champ settle who wants Eli Sykes more. While they’re doing that this month I’ll be ready to get rid of Morgan for good.
Producer: So just leave it?
Michael Rissi: Yes... I’m going to get something that’ll take Morgan down. I don’t know where the fuck my wife went to but tell her I’ll meet back up with her later in the morning when you see her. I don’t know why she keeps disappearing at shows…
Producer: All right I’ll talk to you later…
Michael Rissi: Bye...
The producer leaves. Michael continues down the road and gets to his limo. He looks around, both ways and sighs for a moment. He looks up and opens the limo door then closes it behind him as he gets in… Some time passes…
The entire limo explodes and goes up in flames with Rissi in it! The fans and everyone back in the arena watching on the tron gasp and shit themselves! Blaise and Champ look up confused and shocked at the image in front of them as Chuck and Steve have no idea what just happened!
Steve White: Michael Rissi’s limo just went up in flames! Michael Rissi’s limo just exploded! What just happened!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! SHIT! Cut the feed! Cut it!
Steve White: Fuck Chuck!!
Chuck Thompson: Cut the feed! What the fuck?!
The tron booms off. Blaise and Champ look at each other then color bars hit our screen. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the world, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Retribution! It’s been a unique few weeks on Mayhem this month and now we’re going to see it all culminate at Retribution! Tonight in our main event we’re going to see 30 competitors take each other on in the massive Retribution Royale! An EHWF First!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right! History will be mad tonight! 30 competitors will enter the ring and you gotta toss your opponent over the top rope and to the outside floor to win! The last competitor standing will be declared a number one contender to the EHWF Championship
Steve White: I can’t wait to see that one but last week we saw Ryan Morgan Rissi prove he is actually Michael Rissi’s son with a DNA test even though there is only 2 years between them in age! As a result Ryan was able to make himself the number one contender and he will take Eli Sykes on tonight in the EHWF Championship match! I can’t wait for this one!
Chuck Thompson: It’ll be a great match but in our opening contest Andre Pierre comes out of the shadows to take on the returning Tommy Wilson! Two upstarts looking for a big PPV win, you shouldn’t miss that one!
Steve White: Lets stop talking and start the night! I'm pumped for some major action here, Chuck! Who knows what tonight is going to show us! Who knows who will win the Retribution Royale!
We pan to the ring where Patricia is getting in the ring with a mic ready to introduce Michael Rissi.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Please welcome EHWF Owner and President… Michael Rissi!
Michael Rissi’s music hits and the fans go BERSERK! They cheer for him as he comes out looking determined and he makes his way to the ring where Patricia gives him her mic. He waits for the fans to stop cheering before he speaks with a direct tone of voice!
Michael Rissi: Let me just be the first to say that I'm well aware of the fuckery that's been going on these past few weeks in EHWF, so I thought I'd take the time to step forward and make a small address to people that have been pissing me off... Namely Ryan Morgan...
The fans boo at the mention of Ryan's name
Michael Rissi: We all know that Ryan Morgan is a whiney little dirty and underhanded piece of shit who deserves more than a savage beating or two... It's clear to EVERYONE that Ryan Morgan isn't my son but as ugly and arrogant as Ryan Morgan is he is just as calculating and cunning. See, he knew that anyone in the immediate Rissi Family - my wife or myself has voting majority over EHWF. Seeing as a DNA test proved that Ryan is my son, he is now a member of the immediate Rissi Family. He knew all of this and swerved it to suit him... And I can't do anything about it because I have no proof that he fudged the DNA test... Clearly he did but the test is positive and it states he is my son...
The fans laugh and boo.
Michael Rissi: So right now I can't do anything about it until I find out just how the DNA test got fucked up by Morgan. The only thing I can do is decide against everything Ryan chooses and that's what I'll continue to do... Ryan Morgan seems to be bust though, spending more time on social media arguing with guys like Black Man and Eli Sykes than actually doing anything of worth... Which brings me to my next point... Certain things need to be said because I need to get them off my chest and get people thinking right!
The fans are confused and all go quiet.
Michael Rissi: Eli Sykes... He's supposed to be our fucking champion so why doesn't he act like it... I can't stand this homo but at least he had the balls to beat down anyone fucking with him... Instead what do I see this week? Tweets, fucking posts online and online arguements with assholes who don't matter... Be a fucking man Eli... Get off your fucking phone and hurt somebody! Grow a pair bitch!
The fans pick up some cheers but Rissi tells them he's not done.
Michael Rissi: Fucking Black Man... TQ Smooth... No one gives a fuck about you guys anymore so shut the fuck up and stop acting like your pussy asses are owed something because they're not... You wanna call guys like J Dave and Blaise and Zoe and Champ midcarders and act like you're better than them well guess what snitches - they're the stars now, they're the main event now and YOU guys are the midcarders. You gwan have ta werk ya way back up... Fuck you pussy bitches, real motherfucker wassap!
The fans are going wild with cheers but Rissi gets up on the turnbuckle and looks out at the fans, commanding respeck.
Michael Rissi: I don't give a fuck if a motherfucker wanna come back cos he over his tears or if a motherfucker wanna come back to try and be relevant. Nigga if you ain't in EHWF you ain't relevant and if you ain't relevant you fucked up, resonate on that. Can those bitch asses help you now? Can they revive a tarnished legacy? No, so stay the fuck home and leave your negativity there as well bitch! Down!
The fans are going nuts with cheers like they're at a dice game in the streets of Inglewood!
Michael Rissi: And fucking Thor and his crew? You ain't gonna fuck my shows over bro... You guys aren't going to be a gothic version of the CPB. What you bitches ARE gonna do is grow a set of nuts and earn you way in this company or I'm personally gonna ram my Yeezys up your asses you fucking dogs!
Rissi gets off of the turnbuckle and begins to wrap it up.
Michael Rissi: Ryan Morgan, you're a fucking whore and whether it's tonight, tomorrow or next week at Mayhem 200...
The fans go nuts for Mayhem 200!
Michael Rissi: ...I will prove you're no son of mine then after I Superkick the fuck out your mouth... I'm gonna fire you! ENJOY RETRIBUTION!
The fans go wild as Michael Rissi drops the mic and rolls out of the ring then we pan to the outside near the broadcast area where Patricia Downs waits with a mic to introduce the opening contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is set for one fall!
Proactive by FugeeBeats plays and Tommy Wilson walks out without any fanfare or pandering to the crowd. They cheer for him however as he walks down to ringside and rolls into the ring. He walks to the corner and waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Tommy Wilson!
Victor Abel: Mesdames et Messieurs, ladies and gentleman...
Victor appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is a plump bald man with a long black beard. He is wearing a black suit. He pats the booing crowd down and speaks again.
Victor Abel: Please welcome... Andre Pierre!
"French Patriot" begins to play on the audio system. Andre Pierre walks out to loud boos from the crowd. He is wearing a pair of shiny blue trunks and black knee pads, elbow pads and boots. He makes his way down to the ring with Victor following behind him closely, applauding his prized asset. Andre gets into the ring and holds his arms up to the
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent… Andre Pierre!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Andre Pierre vs. Tommy Wilson
Andre and Tommy lock horns in the centre of the ring. The crowd anticipate a good match and there is a general buzz around the arena.
Steve White: Victor Abel has certainly been talking trash this past week, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Lets see if he can deliver!
Andre Pierre wrestles his way behind Tommy and drops him with a reverse toe hold. He quickly gets on top of him and starts reigning down right hands! Tommy withstands the blows and grabs Pierre's arm, turning him over and landing some fast left and rights of his own! The pair keep turning over and hitting each other, really brawling in the ring. Eventually Tommy manages to free himself and he rolls away. He stands up at the same time as Pierre and they both go for a clothesline, knocking each other down onto the mat! The crowd applaud as Tommy gets to his knees and goes for a routine cover...
1...
Arm up!
Andre Pierre grabs Tommy Wilson's arm after stopping the count and rolls behind him! He gets on top of his back and locks in an arm bar! He applies pressure for a while before Tommy manages to shake him off and roll out of his way! Both men get up and lock horns in the rings centre again.
Steve White: This has actually been a really good wrestling match, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, both men are good at everything. They're wrestling, they're throwing bombs and they're both good on the ground!
Tommy slides behind Andre Pierre and goes for a German Suplex. He lifts him over his head but Andre reverse leap frogs him and then hits a clothesline on the back of Tommy's head! Tommy drops to the canvass and Andre Pierre covers...
1...
Kick out!
Andre Pierre gets on top of Tommy Wilson and starts to punch him in the face! Tommy manages to catch Pierre's right hand and lock in an Arm Bar of his own! Andre Pierre struggles for a while as Tommy applies more pressure. Tommy manages to get back on top of Andre and then stands up, letting go of his arm. He stomps on Andre a few times and then bounces off the ropes, hitting a solid elbow drop. He stands above Pierre and goes for another but Pierre moves! Tommy hits the canvass elbow first and Andre Pierre quickly jumps on Tommy Wilson locking in the French Disarmer! Tommy withstands the pain for a few moments but then has to tap! It's over!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... Andre Pierre!
Andre Pierre is joined by Victor Abel in the ring. The pair shake hands as Andre's theme song plays. The crowd boo and the pair laugh together in the centre of the ring. We fade to a video package advertising Eli Sykes versus Ryan Morgan Rissi.
We come back to the backstage area where Ryan Morgan Rissi is sat behind his desk with his skanky how Candace standing behind him. He appears on the tron in the arena and the fans all boo. Morgan smiles as he speaks.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: It’s your master here… Ryan Morgan Rissi! As you guys know I never forget ANYTHING and I recall a couple weeks back Mazzio trying to break me in half and destroying all my guys… That is unacceptable for the HIER to the EHWF Thrown to be treated like that… That is why as you BOSS I am banning Mazzio from the Retribution Royale tonight and I’m going to give his number to someone worthy!
Steve White: What?! He can’t do that!?
The fans wildly go into booing!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Yes I fucking can Steve! Mazzio is BANNED and tonight after I win the EHWF Championship I’m going to sit down and watch a Mazzio free Royale! Fuck you all! But right now I have to come down there and kick Eli’s bitch ass!
Ryan Morgan gets up and starts walking down the hall. The tron flickers off and the fans are raging in the arena. We see Patricia Downs get in the ring!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EHWF Championship!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The EHWF Champion... Eli Sykes!
"Better than you" plays on the audio system. The lights in the arena flash gold and the fans boo and pelt garbage at the entrance ramp. Ryan Morgan Rissi walks out to a hostile reception, wearing Gold Saiyan armour, along with black trunks, elbow pads and boots. The beautiful Cadance walks out behind him, wearing a sexy red dress. She has long blonde hair and the dress is really revealing. RMR turns to Cadance and they kiss. The crowd boo. The pair make their way down to the ring and Cadance waits ringside as RMR enters the squared circle.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the challenger.... Ryan Morgan Rissi!
Steve White: Well, here we have it. Ryan Morgan Rissi and the EHWF Champion Eli Sykes are stood face to face in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: This has a big fight feel, Steve!
RMR removes his gold saiyan armour and passes it to the referee. He takes it and gives it to the time keeper. Eli Sykes passes the EHWF Championship to the referee and he holds it in the air for the crowd to see.
DING DING DING
Match #2: Eli Sykes (c) vs. Ryan Mogran Rissi
RMR tells Eli to wait, as he fastens his boots. Eli tries to go for Ryan but the referee tells him to wait. Eli shakes his head and RMR jumps, rolling Eli up into a cover!
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Kick out!
Eli rages and gets to his feet, hitting RMR with a huge European uppercut. He grabs Ryan and lifts him, hitting a huge backdrop. The EHWF Champion starts stomping on his challenger and the crowd cheer. Eli starts dropping knees on RMR's head and they start to damage him. A cut appears above Ryan's eye and Eli continues to drop knees. RMR shouts at the ref and demands he gets Eli off him! The ref obliges and drags Eli away!
Referee: Stop that! Naughty!
Eli Sykes is pissed off and storms over to RMR dropping a huge elbow on him. He goes for a cover but Ryan immediately kicks out. Eli lifts him up and hits a huge suplex. He lifts him again and hits another. The crowd cheer for each suplex! Ryan Morgan Rissi rolls around on the canvass and Eli goes for a few more stomps. Cadance climbs up onto the apron and starts shouting at Eli!
Cadance: Leave my man alone!
Eli Sykes: Shut the fuck up, you stupid whore!
Eli turns back around and RMR catches him with a knee to the gut, followed by a quick DDT. He jumps on the downed EHWF Champion and locks in an arm bar.
Steve White: Ryan Morgan Rissi used the distraction to get control of this match up!
Eli fights out of the arm bar and RMR hits him with a few aggressive elbows. He wraps his arms around Eli's head and tries to make him go to sleep. Eli manages to fight out of it and stand up with RMR before kicking him in the gut and hitting a huge backbreaker! The crowd cheer as RMR gets back up and walks straight into a Standing Roundhouse! RMR drops to the canvass and Eli covers him!
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Arm up barely!
RMR survives. Eli Sykes grabs him and lifts him up, going for Syke Out but the cunning Ryan Morgan Rissi drops down behind him and hits the Fight or Flight reverse DDT! He quickly covers Eli but he gets his arm up. RMR drags Eli to the corner and slumps him against the bottom of the turnbuckle. He takes a run up and smacks his boot across Eli Sykes face! He climbs to the top rope and jumps, hitting a huge First Kazama splash! The crowd cheer for the throwback and RMR bows to the crowd before smirking. He goes for a cover on Eli but he gets a shoulder up.
Steve White: This has been an amazing match, it's completely exceeded expectation! I thought Morgan was just gonna pull some shit but Eli won't let him!
Chuck Thompson: Back and fourth, a classic Steve!
Cadance gets up on the apron and cheers for Ryan Morgan Rissi! He looks at her and nods his head. He walks over and gives her a sloppy kiss and turns around straight into a flying knee from Eli Sykes! He drops like a sack of fucking shit and Eli Sykes covers him!
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Arm up barely!
Eli lifts Ryan up and goes for a backbreaker but the EHWF Heir slips away and kicks the back of Eli's knee! Eli drops to one knee and RMR hits a bulldog from behind! He starts stomping Eli's head and the referee gets in the way and tells him to stop. He apologises to the official and then pushes him out of the way! He launches himself at Eli but he is tripped up by the EHWF Champion! Eli goes for the Coma submission but RMR slides behind him and gets out of the ring quickly! Eli chases him out and RMR slides back in the ring! Eli gets back in the ring and walks straight into a White Stunn! Ryan covers for the EHWF Championship!
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KICK OUT!!!!
Steve White: Eli kicked out of a White Stunn!
RMR rages at the official and tells him it was a 3 count! The official is having NONE of it and tells him to shut the fuck up. Cadance gets up on the apron and gives her support! She starts clapping and cheering!
Cadance: Don't worry baby, you've got this!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Shut the fuck up you annoying bitch!!!
Eli Sykes rolls RMR up from behind off the distraction!
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3!
The crowd cheer and the referee goes to signal the bell! Eli Sykes thinks he's done it! Cadance pulls Ryan's arm to the ropes and shouts the referee! He sees the arm and shakes his head!
Referee: This match... CONTINUES!!!
The crowd boo are infuriated and pelt garbage as Ryan Morgan Rissi laughs! He is slumped in the corner of the ring. Eli Sykes rages and runs up to boot his head off but RMR slides out of the ring! Eli slides out and jumps on him! They start brawling on the outside!
Eli slams big left and right hands down on Ryan Morgan Rissi! He adds another cut to RMR's face and the blood starts to flow. He lifts him up and throws him over the barrier into the fucking crowd! He climbs onto the barricade and jumps off, hitting an elbow drop on Morgan Rissi!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit!
Eli starts punching Morgan Rissi on the ground and then decides to get inventive. He goes to get a laptop from the sound area but realises he will get disqualified. He throws it onto the ground and turns around to RMR who hits him with a Ryan Of Your Life! Ryan Morgan Rissi grabs a microphone!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: This is now a no holds barred match fuckers! I can do that, I have Rissi powers now bitches!
He grabs the laptop and throws it on Eli Sykes. He stands the EHWF Champion up, who is now bleeding too. He goes for another White Stunn but Eli Sykes reverses it and hits a back suplex through the table in the sound area! The crowd roar! RMR lays destroyed in the rubble and Eli Sykes looks at the ring, wondering how he will get him back in it. He grabs a steel chair and smashes it against Ryan's back, then again, then again! He grabs part of the sound system and dumps it all on top of him!
Steve White: This will go down in history as one of the most brutal matches in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are covered in blood, beaten and tired. I love it. This is what the EHWF is all about, Steve.
Steve White: Eli needs to get Morgan Rissi back in the ring!
Eli grabs RMR by the legs and starts to drag him towards the barrier. He struggles to drag him along and keeps stopping for a breather. He struggles but manages to lift him onto his shoulders and throw him back to ringside. He looks in the ring and then back at RMR who is completely fucked. He goes to lift him again but is taken out by Kevin Hunter!!!! By Gawd!!!!
Steve White: Kevin Hunter is here! The Corporate Knight!
Kevin starts stomping Eli Sykes aggressively. He throws him into the ring and the crowd boo but then erupt as red pyro fires around the ring! The lights go out and as they come back on, Lord Raab is there! The EHWF Hardcore Champion looks at Kevin and there is a sense of real danger!
Kevin shakes his head and says he wants nothing to do with Lord Raab. Eli Sykes gets up and sees Kevin at one side, Lord Raab at the other and RMR out cold at ringside. He looks confused and Lord Raab makes his move! Kevin Hunter pushes Eli Sykes into a Chokeslam from Lord Raab! The EHWF Champion is laid out in the ring and Kevin Hunter stares at Lord Raab. They look each other up and down for a few seconds and then nod!
Steve White: WHAT?! LORD RAAB IS IN THE MONARCHY NOW?!?!?!
Chuck Thompson: Sweet mother of god! The Corporate Monster! Morgan is fucking out of it though...
Kevin grabs the EHWF Championship and throws it on Eli Sykes. Lord Raab climbs out of the ring, Kevin follows. They both pick up Ryan Morgan Rissi and he demands to be taken backstage for treatment! They help him walk slowly to the back. The crowd boo and pelt garbage at the three men! Cadance catches up with them and checks on Morgan Rissi as they all leave to the back.
Patricia Downs: Due to both men being unable to compete... This match is a no contest!
Steve White: By Gawd... Sykes and Morgan Rissi destroy each other tonight, Lord Raab appears and chokeslams Sykes... then RMR retreats? So is the title match off?
Chuck Thompson: Of course it's off! It's a no contest! Neither man could continue and Morgan Rissi needs treatment to make sure he doesn't lose his good looks! Ryan Morgan Rissi has done the right thing, he's thought about himself rather than a piece of gold!
Steve White: Well there we have it folks, Lord Raab has joined The Corporate Monarchy and this match is a no contest! Ryan tried EVERYTHING there but couldn't get the title... Guess he'll have to think of something else now... After the break it's time for the Retribution Royale! Don't go away!
Eli looks out at the men retreating and sits up. He rages in the ring as they disappear then demands his EHWF Championship. We fade out to a promo for the EHWF Mayhem 200 event next week!
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the Retribution Royale contest!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is the Retribution Royale! The only way to win this match is to thrown your opponents over the top rope to the outside floor and become the last competitor standing in the ring. For the first 20 entrants a new entrant will enter every 120 seconds for the last 10 entrants they will enter every 90 seconds! The last competitor left in the ring and the winner of this match will be declared the number one contender to the EHWF Championship!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving blue and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Aprila steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she strikes a fighter stance slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The mysterious Aprila adjusts her veil and breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Aprila has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and making sure her mask is on tight before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The entrant who drew number 1! Aprila!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And next... The second entrant into this match… Sah’ta Thor!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Retribution Royale
The bell rings and the match begins! Aprila is weary of Thor as he approaches! He goes to tie up but Aprila is smarter and ducks him then turns him around and starts hitting him with right hands! They don’t do much to Thor as he drops Aprila with a right hand! He picks her up and starts to walk her to the ropes but she elbows him in the side and he gasps, letting go of her! Aprila spins a kick into his gut then hits him with quick kicks, chops and strikes as the fans go WILD! Thor is weakened and Aprila bounces off of the ropes to finish him but Thor comes out and levels her with a massive running STO! The fans cheer as Thor gets up!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Thor leveling Aprila with that thunderous power move right there! These two competitors have the disadvantage of being the first two to enter the match! They have to outlast 28 others and each other to win!
Chuck Thompson: Oh I love it Steveo! Everyone will be fighting tooth and nail to get a shot at the EHWF Championship! This one is just getting started and you can hear the fans getting louder and louder!
Thor grabs Aprila and tosses her onto the ropes! She clings on for dear life as Thor tries to toss her over for the first elimination! Aprila hangs on! She’s able to elbow him a few times in the face but Thor gets angrier! He almost gets her over but she wraps herself around the top rope then snaps a quick kick into the side of his head! Thor lets go and drops to the mat! Aprila gets on the apron and springs herself over taking Thor back down with a shoulder block dive! The counter begins!
Steve White: Who’s it gonna be?! Who is it gonna be!?
Chuck Thompson: It’s Blaise! Blaise is number 3!
Blaise comes out on the stage and the fans go BERSERK! Aprila sits up and looks out at her as Blaise sprints to the ring! Thor and Aprila get back up only to get knocked right back down but Blaise who hits both with a double lariat! Aprila gets up and Blaise tosses her into the corner! Blaise walks over to Thor and boots him in the gut then chops him in the chest sending him to the mat! Blaise grabs Thor by his hair and tosses him on the ropes! She lifts him by his legs for elimination but Thor holds on! Thor is able to punch Blaise in the head and she lets go, falling back! Thor doesn’t get a second to breathe as Aprila picks up where Blaise left off and tries to eliminate Thor! Aprila isn’t strong enough and Thor headbutts her down to the mat!
Steve White: Thor is picking up steam here and doing a great job but that job just got a lot harder with Blaise coming out at number 3! This match is history in the making!
Chuck Thompson: If I were Aprila I’d be worried! She’s in the ring with two experienced, skilled, hall of famers right now and anything could happen!
Thor grabs Blaise from the mat and hits her with a knee lift! He goes to whip her but she twists out of it and boots him in the gut! Blaise pulls Thor up and starts to savagely beat him with haymakers! He fights back and gets some shots in but she drops him with a right hand! She grabs him by his hair and ushers him over to the ropes but he hits her with a thrust to the side then drops her with a headbutt! Aprila runs up from behind Thor and dropkicks him in the back! Thor goes flying and goes over the top rope! The fans all get to their feet but Thor hits the apron, saving himself! The fans go wild!
Steve White: And here comes the next entrant into the Retribution Royale! Who drew number 4!?
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! Now it’s getting exciting!
The fans cheer as Savannah dashes out! She performs some theatrics before sprinting down to the ring and sliding in! She makes a b-line for Aprila, saving Thor! Blaise gets up but Thor tackles her to the mat and they wrestle! Savannah grabs Aprila and swings her by her hair, tossing her in the center of the ring! Aprila gets up only to get hit with Pounce! The fans go nuts as Blaise and Thor trade blows but Savannah hits Blaise in the back of the head then gets double teamed down on the mat by Savannah and Thor! The fans boo!
Steve White: Shit! Savannah and Thor are working together and the numbers game makes all the difference! They’re dominating this one right now!
Chuck Thompson: It’s going to come down to strategy and alliances Steve! That’s how you survive an elimination match like this! Thorvannah are doing the smart thing right now!
Savannah gets Blaise in the corner and starts to stomp her out! Aprila comes behind Savannah and grabs her by the hair! She hits Savannah with a mean right to the face then rams her into the ropes and tries to eliminate her! Aprila and Savannah fight against the ropes for a while! Sah’ta Thor gets back in the ring, albeit a little groggy! He runs at Aprila from behind to try save Savannah but Blaise explodes out of the corner and crushes Thor with a massive Spear! The fans go nuts as the counter starts!
Steve White: SPEAR! SPEAR! Blaise just took out Thor with the spear and now who’s coming out at number 5!?
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter! The new member of the Corporate Monarchy!
Kevin Hunter sprints down the ramp and slides in the ring, instantly hitting Blaise with a lariat! He turns around and grabs Savannah, tossing her over the top rope but she hits the apron! Hunter then turns his attention to Thor who tries to crawl back up to his feet! Hunter punts Thor in the ribs while he’s down on the mat! Hunter then picks Thor up and gets him up against the ropes but he can’t get him over!
Steve White: Hunter wants to prove to the Corporate Monarchy that he has what it takes and he could do just that by winning this match here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The ring is starting to fill up, these guys who enter early need to start to eliminate!
Kevin Hunter slams Thor back down on the mat! Hunter shakes his head and goes back to stomping Thor out on the mat! Savannah spins Hunter around and hits him with big jabs! She bounces off of the ropes and goes for a running move but Hunter whips her against the ropes then when she comes back he takes her out with a big clothesline! Thor is up to his knees but Hunter runs up and boots him in his face! Hunter looks strong until Blaise runs over and dropkicks him down to the mat! The fans go nuts as the counter starts yet again!
Steve White: This is number 6! Here we go now!
Chuck Thompson: YES! YES! YES! Aubree Celeste! My pick to win!
The fans go NUTS as Aubree comes out and rushes down to the ring! She slides in and takes Aprila down with a diving shoulder! She gets up and runs into Kevin Hunter, ramming him into the corner hard until he falls! Thor grabs her from behind but she flips him over her shoulder to the mat! Savannah runs at Aubree for Pounce but Aubree side steps her with incredible sense and Savannah runs into the corner shoulder first! The fans are going nuts! Aubree grabs Savannah by the hair and tosses her over the top rope but Savannah hits the apron and saves herself! The fans are so loud at this point and the energy is amazing!
Steve White: Aubree Celeste is looking incredible in there tonight Chuck and it might be her time to take the reigns and win the Retribution Royale! She might want this win more than ever now seeing as Mazzio was banned from this match tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The more Aubree I see on my TV the better! Just look at her Steve!
Aubree picks Thor up and blasts him with hard rights, dropping him on the mat! Aprila hits Aubree in the back from behind! Aubree swings but Aprila ducks and chops Aubree! Aubree responds with a massive blow then knees Aprila in the side and tosses her over the top rope to the apron! When Aubree turns around Kevin Hunter levels her with a big clothesline! The action starts to heat up as more and more competitors begin to over crowd the ring!
Steve White: This is entrant 7 and we haven’t even seen any elimination yet! It’s getting intense in there now! Blaise, Aprila and Thor have been in this match almost 15 minutes now!
Chuck Thompson: But look who is coming out at number 7! It’s the big man Angus Murphy ready to back up his Monarchy mate Kevin Hunter!
Boos flood the arena as Angus Murphy runs into the ring! Murphy knocks down Aprila who was fighting with Hunter! They grab Aprila and hammer throw her into the corner! Thor boots Angus in the gut but Hunter punches Thor in the face! Angus boots Thor in the back and Hunter and Angus grab Thor and try to eliminate him! They get close but Savannah hits Angus in the back and saves Thor again! Hunter and Angus double team Savannah and kick the shit out of her on the mat! The fans go nuts as Aubree Celeste leaps off of the top rope and crossbodies Kevin Hunter! Angus Murphy turns around and Blaise knees him in the gut! Blaise Irish whips Murphy into the ropes and Aprila pulls down the top rope, sending Angus Murphy going over the top and crashing to the outside! The fans go nuts for the first elimination!
Patricia Downs: Angus Murphy has been eliminated!
Steve White: Now we’re back to 6! That was the first elimination of the night!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t say I’m surprised, Angus is somewhat a pathetic douchebag who doesn’t deserve to be at the event at all!
Aprila gets back in the ring and slides under Thor’s legs then turns around and takes him down with a very athletic high knee to the jaw! Aubree rushes Aprila and takes her out with a sidekick! Savannah tries to get something in on Aubree but Aubree is just too fast and dodges it all much to Savannah’s surprise! Aubree hits Savannah with Lights Out and the fans go nuts! On the opposite side of the ring Hunter has Blaise in a headlock but Blaise lifts Hunter up and slams him on his back in the center of the ring! Aubree picks up Thor and gets him over the top rope but he grabs on for dear life as the fans cheer and the counter comes back on!
Steve White: Number 8! Number 8 and the man who might just do it here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: James fucking Champ! James Champ baby, this guy is back and he means business and he WANTS his brother Eli one on one and this is JUST the way to get IT!
Champ strolls down the ramp and gets in the ring! Champ drops Aprila with a right hand! He turns around and he drops Hunter with a right hand! Savannah stumbles across but Champ hits her with two jabs then drops her with a big right hand! Aubree looks like she almost has Thor eliminated, he can’t hang on much longer! Champ sees the threat of the fresh Aubree and comes up behind, grabbing her legs and tossing her over with Thor! Aubree hits the outside but Thor is somehow able to clutch on, avoiding the double elimination attempt!
Patricia Downs: Aubree Celeste has been eliminated!
Steve White: James Champ eliminated Aubree from behind! He saw that she was fresh and had only been in this one for a few minutes and took her out! Smart move
Chuck Thompson: Champ tried to get rid of Thor as well as Aubree but Thor keeps surviving! It’s been over 20 minutes for Thor, surely he hasn’t got much left in him!
James Champ turns around after that elimination but Blaise takes him out with a corkscrew body dive while Aprila jumps off of the second rope and hits him with a moonsault! The fans are going nuts! Aprila turns around and Savannah takes her out with a big shoulder block! Aprila is down! Hunter comes up and hits Savannah with a reverse STO! He looks like he might pick her up for elimination but Thor saves her but spinning Hunter around and hitting him with Parasite Eve! The fans go nuts but everyone is down! Blaise and Champ look to be getting up but they slow their roll as soon as the counter starts up again!
Steve White: Number 9! We’re down to number 9!
Chuck Thompson: WHAT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! The Ladies Man Mike Maddox!
The Ladies Man comes out to wild boos as former EHWF Superstar Mike Maddox rushes down the ramp and slides in the ring! Maddox instantly boots Champ in the gut and starts hitting him with big shots until Champ is down to a knee! Maddox then turns to Blaise as he boots her in the midsection then tosses her down on the mat with a slam! Maddox goes back to Champ and grabs him by his hair, walking him over to the ropes but Champ elbows him in the ribs! Champ and Blaise grab Maddox from behind and toss him over the top rope down to the outside as the fans laugh!
Patricia Downs: Mike Maddox has been eliminated!
Steve White: Well… I guess nothing changes…Mike Maddox still sucks…
Chuck Thompson: Na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye! We need some serious entrants out here right now Steve!
Blaise and Champ instantly hit each other and start brawling against the ropes as Champ gets Blaise up! He tries to eliminate her but she fights back and the fans go nuts! Champ is fresh and gets her up closer and closer but she hangs on! Savannah knees Hunter in the gut! Thor starts hitting Hunter with wild punches but Hunter drops Thor with a big right hand! Savannah ends up roundhouse kicking Hunter in the head and he hits the ropes! Savannah backs off and runs at him for Pounce but Hunter grabs her by the back of her head and tosses her over the top rope to the outside! The fans are shocked and Hunter starts laughing as they boo him!
Patricia Downs: Savannah has been eliminated!
Steve White: What!? That no good snake Hunter just suckered Savannah in and eliminated her! Bah Gawd she was one of my picks to win it!
Chuck Thompson: You have to play it cunning like that Steve! Hunter played it smart!
Thor is pissed and boots Hunter in the gut! Thor is ready for Parasite Eve but Hunter reverses it into a Hunter slam! Thor is rocked and in trouble as Hunter goes to pick him up but Savannah comes back into the ring and hits Hunter with Pounce! The fans go nuts as the refs come in and pull Savannah out, banning her from ringside! Thor and Hunter are out cold as Savannah is escorted away! Champ and Blaise still fight against the ropes as Champ pushes Blaise further down for elimination but Aprila comes over and ducks down, hitting Champ in the back of the knee with a big shoulder! Champ falls and lets Blaise go as Blaise falls back into the ring! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Savannah is eliminated but couldn’t let this one go! Now here comes number 10!
Chuck Thompson: Here he is! A major contender for the win here tonight, it’s The Blackest man of all time… Black Man!
Black Man looks pissed and he comes out with a puss, a fucking scowl on his face, he’s not happy and he takes it out on Morgan’s knight Kevin Hunter! Black Man starts beating the shit out of Hunter with lefts and rights in the corner! Black Man scoops up Hunter and slams him on his back in the center of the ring and goes back to stomping him out! Black Man backs off then drops a big knee across Hunters head! Thor smacks Black Man in the head from behind and starts hitting him with big rights and lefts! Black Man boots Thor in the gut and hits him with a Black Stunn and the fans get to their feet! Champ wastes no time and rams into Black Man with a big shoulder! They get up but Black Man is quicker and takes Champ out with a big STO!
Steve White: Black Man is cleaning the ring up right now but he needs to make some eliminations! Black Man could very well redeem himself and win this here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: He’s controlling the ring right now but he can’t lose that control, he needs to stay on top of everyone in that ring and make some eliminations because another 20 motherfuckers are waiting backstage!
Black Man grabs Hunter and tosses him over the top rope! Hunter grabs onto the bottom rope and tries to save himself but Black Man starts stomping Hunter down! Hunter can’t hang on! He doesn’t have much left as Black Man stomps away! Thor hits Black Man from behind and saves Hunter from elimination! Thor turns Black Man around and hooks him up but Black Man hits Thor with a massive suplex! James Champ runs up and dropkicks the fuck out of Black Man’s chest! Champ gets up and Blaise goes high with a lariat while Aprila goes low with a leg sweep! Champ is down and Aprila picks him up and goes to eliminate him but Champ pushes her and she hits the apron through the middle ropes! Blaise swings at Champ but he ducks her and hits her with a big neckbreaker! The fans are going nuts while the counter starts back up and Champ stands back up waiting for the next guy!
Steve White: Here he is! Here he is! We knew he’d be here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: WACKY! WACKY WILMER IS HERE!
Wilmer Patacky rushes down the ramp as the fans go NUTS! He rushes into the ring causing the fans to meltdown with cheers! Wilmer instantly starts hitting Kevin Hunter with quick jabs, doing theatrics along the way! Wilmer boots Kevin in the gut and hits him with a Lubrication Twist! The fans go nuts! Thor grabs Wilmer from behind but Wilmer hits him with a Lubrication Twist as well! Wilmer is in stealth mode! Black Man from the left but Wilmer hits him with a Lubrication Twist! The fans are going nuts! Blaise runs in and boots Wilmer in the gut! She goes for Trail-Blaiser but Wilmer reverses her grip into Lubrication Twist! Wilmer gets up and raises both fists in the air as the counter hits!
Steve White: Wilmer is owning the guys in this ring right now but here comes number 12 and we’re almost half way into this one!
Chuck Thompson: Destiny Hunter is here to help Thor!
Destiny Hunter runs out and Wilmer swings but she ducks him and she bounces off of the ropes hitting him with a forearm smash to the face! She sees Kevin getting up and picks Thor up but she grabs Kevin from behind and slaps the piss out of his face! This gives Thor enough time to drop Kevin with a right hand! Thor and Destiny rush Wilmer and start double teaming him but James Champ rushes in to even the odds! Champ hits Thor with a Certain Death! Wilmer lines Destiny up and hits her with Double Penetration! The fans are going nuts as the counter starts again!
Steve White: Ohhhh Shit! Here we go! Number 13! Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: Brandon Bash! Brandon Bash! He’s got his eyes LOCKED on Wilmer and Wilmer is ready! He’s begging Brandon to get in the ring!
Brandon gets in and everyone steps back as he comes face to face with Wilmer. The fans go WILD as Brandon and Wilmer start to trade lefts and rights! Neither man backs off, hitting harder and harder! The cheers are deafening and the shots get harder! Brandon starts to get the upperhand and bounces off the ropes to finish Wilmer but Wilmer hoists Brandon up and Champ comes across as they hit Brandon with a flapjack/cutter combo! The fans go nuts! Wilmer picks Brandon up and takes him to the ropes but Brandon elbows Wilmer in the face! Brandon tosses Wilmer over the top rope but Wilmer hits the apron! Brandon grabs him but Wilmer hits Brandon with a thrust to the gut! On the other end of the ring Destiny Hunter and Blaise brawl! Destiny tries to whip Blaise but Blaise slings Destiny and throws her out of the ring over the top rope!
Patricia Downs: Destiny Hunter has been eliminated!
Steve White: Blaise eliminating Destiny Hunter there and now it looks like Thor hasn’t got many people left to bat for him!
Chuck Thompson: Brandon Bash is getting up and he isn’t backing down from Wilmer!
Blaise gets up but gets and enziguri from Champ! Champ turns around and gets a big wheelbarrow bulldog from Aprila as Black Man stomps out Thor in the corner! Bash and Wilmer meet back in the center of the ring and trade lefts and rights in a big fist fight again as the fans go nuts! Bash knocks Wilmer down! Bash hasn’t forgot about Champ and grabs him, pulling him in and hitting him with Wicked Prayer! The fans go nuts Bash then stands over Wilmer as he tries to get up and Bash berates him! Bash summons Kevin Hunter to come over and stomp on Wilmer and he does as the counter hits!
Steve White: Wilmer getting double teamed by Bash and Kevin here tonight after being so dominant but here comes the next entrant – number 14!
Chuck Thompson: Here she is! I was waiting for her! Zoe McDraven is here and ready to kick some ass!
Zoe bursts out and into the ring as the fans cheer for her! She instantly makes a b-line for Black Man and gets him against the ropes, she goes for and elimination but he pushes her off of him only to have her come back and hit him with Shockwave! Black Man is down! Thor is down, Aprila is down and James Champ is down! Blaise hits Zoe from behind but Blaise is tired! Zoe grabs Blaise and knees her and tries to toss her over the top rope but Blaise catches herself! Zoe instead opts to hook Blaise up and suplex her on the mat! Meanwhile Kevin picks Wilmer up! Bash instructs for Wilmer to be tossed out but Wilmer gets a second wind and hits Kevin with a Lubrication Twist! The fans go nuts but Bash jumps on Wilmer and starts beating him! Wilmer will not die! Wilmer fights out of it! He gets up and tosses Bash against the ropes! Wilmer gets Bash up and almost out of the ring but Bash hangs on as the timer hits!
Steve White: Ohhhhh! Shit!
Pyro goes off in the ring and off stage!
Chuck Thompson: LORD RAAB! HE’S HERE! HE’S NUMBER 15!
Raab comes out slowly with Losak as all the competitors stop and stare! Raab gets in the ring and Zoe instantly runs at him but he grabs he by the throat! Aprila dives down and hits Raab in the leg, freeing Zoe! Zoe fires a Shockwave and it connects but Raab isn’t fazed! He hits Zoe with a monster uppercut! Aprila tries to get something in but Raab doesn’t feel her strikes and he headbutts her down to the mat! Blaise rushes over and drops Raab with a huge right hand! Blaise lines Raab up but Thor dives on her! Raab gets to his feet and grabs Wilmer, saving Bash! Bash orders Kevin and Raab to kill Wilmer and they double team him! Wilmer isn’t hearing it, he just refuses to give up and rams Kevin in the gut and slings him away but Raab uppercuts him to the mat! James Champ slides in and hits Raab in the back and starts to hit him with big shots but Champ is tired and Raab hits him with a big boot! Kevin Hunter is ready and willing to finish Wilmer until DOUBLE PENETRATION from Wilmer! Bash is pissed the fuck off!
Steve White: Wilmer just will not quit and here comes 16!
Chuck Thompson: It’s COWBELL! The Monarchy is all out tonight
Cowbell rushes in and Bash tells him he needs to get shit done! He rushes over and boots Wilmer in the ribs on the mat! Kevin picks Wilmer up and they try to eliminate him! Blaise dives on them and saves Wilmer! Cowbell is furious and swings at Blaise but she ducks him! Blaise dropkicks Cowbell in the back and he hits the ropes! Aprila is on the apron outside and pulls down the top rope, sending Cowbell falling to the outside! Bash rages and clotheslines Blaise into the corner then wildly starts stomping her out!
Patricia Downs: Cowbell has been eliminated!
Steve White: It’s all over for Cowbell! Now the Monarchy is just down to Kevin, Raab and Bash and Bash is taking it to his old rival Blaise right now!!
Chuck Thompson: Aprila, Thor, Blaise, Kevin Hunter, James Champ… They must be hurt and exhausted after all of this time in that ring!
Wilmer drops Kevin and Kevin isn’t getting back up! Champ and Zoe work together to try and eliminate Lord Raab but he won’t budge! Brandon boots Wilmer in the side of the ribs! Wilmer tries to fight back but Brandon dishes out a massive punch, sending Wilmer against the ropes! Brandon runs for a clothesline but Wimer dashes up and ducks it then superkicks Brandon in the face! Brandon goes over the top rope and hits the outside and Wilmer falls to a knee and raises his arms as the fans go nuts! Brandon can’t believe it! He tries to get back in the ring but refs, security and producers stop him!
Patricia Downs: Brandon Bash has been eliminated!
Steve White: Wilmer took out Bash! Wilmer is taking it not only to Bash but the whole damn Monarchy right now! This kid still got it!!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer looks amazing, like he hasn’t lost a beat! This guy could win it here and go on to finally become champion!
Wilmer waves to the screaming fans and flips off Bash. He chuckles to himself and turns around only for Raab to wrap his hand around his throat! Wilmer is in shock! Raab screams at Wilmer before running him over and throwing him out of the ring! The fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Wilmer Patacky has been eliminated!
Steve White: What!? Lord Raab you asshole! Wilmer was going to do it! Corporate Monster lackey!
Chuck Thompson: Well shit…
Now with Wilmer on the outside Bash and him get into a fight, which spills into the crowd! The fans go BERSERK as they brawl! Back in the ring Black Man drops Kevin Hunter but Raab comes to his aid and grabs Black Man! Raab hits Black Man with a big chokeslam in the center of the ring! The fans are all going wild but mostly everyone is down. Zoe gets to her feet and confronts Raab as the counter distracts him!
Steve White: WHAT?! NO WAY!?
Chuck Thompson: CONNER CREED! CONNER CREED! HE’S BACK! WHAT!?
The fans tear the roof off the place as Conner Creed appears on the ramp on his motorcycle. He gets off of his pig and takes his jacket off then runs down the ramp and into the ring sending the fans into a frenzy! He rushes in and hits Zoe with a massive Clothesline From Hell! Champ gets up only to get one as well! Blaise stumbles to her feet only to get one as well! Raab confronts Creed but Creed doesn’t back down! Creed hits Raab but Raab isn’t fazed! Raab hits Creed with a big uppercut but Creed comes back and drops Raab with a diving Clothesline from Hell and the fans go NUTS! Conner Creed helps James Champ up only to pull him back right into a massive Clotheline From Hell! The fans go nuts as Creed is the only one really standing as the counter hits!
Steve White: Conner Creed just annihilating everyone upon his return here tonight and he’s my new pick to win this thing! Here comes number 18!
Chuck Thompson: YES! Hannah Walters! What a babe!
Hannah runs out and instantly takes Blaise down with a lariat! She turns around and takes Zoe down with one as well! Aprila stumbles around in the ring only to fall victim to Hannah’s Lullaby in the center of the ring! Hannah grabs Zoe and tosses her over the top rope but Zoe hangs on! Hannah tries to boot her down to the ground off of the ropes but Zoe rolls back in the ring! Hannah turns around only to get a massive clothesline from Creed, which sends her crashing to the outside! The fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Hannah Walters has been eliminated!
Steve White: I thought Hannah might have lasted until the end but Creed took her out from behind! He did the smart thing and took out the other freshest competitor in the match!!
Chuck Thompson: These fans are going nuts for Creed right now… What a surprise!
Black Man picks up Thor and knocks him down with a massive right hand but Creed runs over and takes Black Man out with a huge Clothesline From Hell right after the fans are going nuts! Creed laughs and picks up Black Man ready to eliminate him but the counter hits and Creed slows his roll…
The fans go NUTS!
Steve White: WHAT?! WHAT!? HANDSOME DEVIL! HE’S HERE!
Chuck Thompson: Another huge return! Handsome D is here! He’s here and Creed can’t believe it! The two old rivals back tonight!!
The fans are going WILD as Handsome D appears on the stage. Creed looks out at him and drops Black Man in a heap at his boots. Handsome and Creed lock eyes with each other! Handsome gets in the ring and Creed stands across from him as the fans go nuts with cheers. Every other competitor stops at corner of the ring and Aprila on the apron to watch Handsome and Creed. Creed starts trash-talking Handsome as they come closer and closer. Handsome starts to dance a little until Creed hits him with a right hand! They trade massive rights and lefts and the arena goes ballistic! Creed knees Handsome in the gut and tosses him against the ropes but Handsome comes back and elbows him square in the head! The fans go nuts and the competitors all watch on as Creed and Handsome come back in the center and starts trading fists again!
Steve White: Here it is! Number 20! 10 competitors left!
Chuck Thompson: Here he is! Tyler Gates! The big man looking for real redemption tonight!
Gates runs down and slides in the ring! He interrupts everyone but hitting Creed in the back! Creed goes down and Gates boots Handsome in the gut! Gates follows up with a big right hand to the face! Creed hits Gates in the back and Handsome comes back with a roundhouse to Gates’ head! Creed starts beating him in the head with big right hands and Handsome starts stomping out Gates as the fans go nuts! Gates begs for mercy! Handsome thinks about showing some but Creed is like nah fuck that and rams him into the corner! Both Handsome and Creed grab Gates! The fans go nuts as they pull him back and run him across the ring! They toss Gates over the top rope and flat to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Tyler Gates has been eliminated!
Steve White: And there goes Gates! We’re getting into the business end of this one right now!
Chuck Thompson: It’s looking good! This one is really heating up!
Handsome Devil turns to Creed and raises his arms for some high fives! Creed gives them to him but then resorts to booting him in the gut and trying to toss him over the top rope! The fans go nuts and the action starts again! Black Man sprints across the ring and takes Kevin Hunter out with a massive running STO! Aprila leaps off of the top rope and hits Thor with a missile dropkick! Blaise hits Zoe with a corkscrew! They get up and Blaise hoists Zoe up on her back then hits her with a firemans carry! James Champ is behind Raab and is choking him out! Raab struggles but he tosses Champ off of him! Champ stars booting and chopping Raab down to size but Raab comes back and uppercuts Champ to the mat! Blaise spins Raab around and rams him against the ropes but she’s too tired to get him over and he chops her in the head, sending her to the mat! Raab looks around! Zoe leaps off the second rope and lands on his back then gets him in Kinetic Energy! The fans go nuts! Raab is in trouble! She keeps the hold locked in and Raab falls to a knee! He tries to shake her off but she’s got it locked in tight! Eventually Raab falls to both knees and starts to fade but the counter wakes him up!
Steve White: What’s 9 plus 10?! 21! Here he is!
Chuck Thompson: Chris Dunn! The man who probably wants this the most! He’s sprinting to the ring and Zoe looks to have Raab right where she wants him!
Dunn gets in the ring and hits Black Man with Showstopper! The fans go nuts! Thor spins Dunn around but Dunn hits him with Showstopper! Dunn goes over to the ropes and starts to help Handsome eliminate Creed but Creed holds on! Creed elbows Handsome in the face and kicks Dunn off of him! Raab loses it on the other end of the ring and flips Zoe off of him! Raab is hurt and gets to one knee but the crowd pick up as Zoe hits Raab with Devil Trigger kick to the head! Raab is out of it and Zoe falls against the ropes! The fans go nuts and Zoe puts her arms in the air for momentum as she lines Raab up but Blaise dashes over and clotheslines Zoe over the top rope to the outside and the fans as well as Zoe are shocked!
Patricia Downs: Zoe McDraven has been eliminated!
Steve White: WHAT?! I don’t believe it! Zoe was going to finish Raab but Blaise got rid of her! What a freaking night! Just like that!
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t take your eyes off of anyone in this match!!
Blaise turns back to the ring but James Champ dropkicks her in the chest and she goes over the top rope but hits the apron! Aprila springs over the top rope from the apron and hits Champ with a flying bulldog! Chris Dunn runs over and takes the tired and spent Aprila out with a big sideslam! Dunn looks around to see who he can take out from the match but the counter distracts him!
Steve White: 22! Here he is! We knew that he’d be here tonight! What else does this night have in store!
Chuck Thompson: No! Here he is! Calvin Harris! We knew he was coming back! The only man Dunn hates as much as Eli Sykes!
Dunn looks at Harris as he walks to the ring. Harris threatens Dunn as he gets in the ring! The fans go nuts ready for the encounter! Harris sprints at Dunn but Dunn ducks him, grabs the back of his head and runs him up over the top rope and to the outside, eliminating him as the fans laugh and cheers!
Patricia Downs: Calvin Harris has been eliminated!
Steve White: Hmm… That was anti-climactic… Oh well…
Fans: OHHHHHHH!
Chuck Thompson: Enjoy unemployment you bitch ass motherfucker! Grow some balls next time!
Dunn raises his arms in victory! Thor stumbles around in a world of his own until Dunn takes him out with a Showstopper! Dunn gets up and points up then gestures that he’ll be the champ after this! Dunn turns around and Black Man meets him with a massive barrage of punches! Left and right jabs all over Dunn’s face! Black Man pulls back and boots him in the gut then hits Dunn with a massive Black Stunn! Dunn goes over the top rope from the force and hits the apron then the outside and the fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Chris Dunn has been eliminated!
Steve White: Black Man gets rid of Dunn I thought Dunn was going to win this one!!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! That was outta nowhere! Black Man just had enough! Black Man doesn’t look too good, he looks tired and he knows he needs to get rid of people now!
Kevin Hunter tries to get one over on Black Man but Black Man elbows him in the face! Hunter falls back into Raab! Hunter asks Raab to handle Black Man! Black Man runs up to Raab but Raab grabs him around the throat and chokeslams him in the center of the ring! The fans go nuts as the counter starts again!
Steve White: HE… IS… HERE!!!
Chuck Thompson: VAN JAM! VAN JAM!!
Van Jam has seen enough! He runs in and takes Champ out with Van Jaminator! He thumbs up his Corporate comrades that he’s got this match! He turns and hits Aprila with the Van Jaminator! Blaise gets a Van Jaminator and even Thor gets a Van Jaminator! Van Jam is on fire and he dances around the ring! Van Jam is FUCKING pumped! He sees Thor trying to get up but he punts him in the ribs back down to the mat! Black Man stumbles up to his feet just to get a VAN JAMINATOR! Van Jam will certainly win this contest as the counter hits!
Steve White: HERE WE GO! I KNEW WE’D SEE HER TONIGHT!
Chuck Thompson: It’s Rose! The Mayhem Assistant GM is out here in the Royale tonight! Who the fuck else are they going to surprise us with!?
Rose sprints down to the ring! She gets up and Van Jam tries a Van Jaminator but she catches him and lifts him up, tossing him out of the ring! Van Jam is in shock just as Kevin Hunter is. Raab doesn’t really care…
Patricia Downs: Van Jam has been eliminated!
Steve White: Rose gets rid of the dominate Van Jam! She wouldn’t it be amazing if she won this one here tonight!?
Chuck Thompson: I love Rose! She has to be one of my favourites but I do have to say I like her a lot more in the ring than I do when she’s Assistant GM!
The fans are going wild as Rose chants break out! Hunter lunges at her but she gets him in an armbar on the mat! Hunter struggles in pain! Conner goes to see what the screaming is about but Rose snaps him up in the armbar as well! Handsome Devil stumbles into the armbar while looking for Creed and Rose has all three men in the armbar! Raab goes to help Hunter but Champ turns Raab around and hits him with A Certain Death! The fans lose their shit! Black Man tries to crawl back to his corner but with great strength Rose turns the three men she has captured around and locks Black Man in the armbar as well, getting 4 men in some inverted armbreaker hold! All four men cry out for help just as the counter hits once again!
Steve White: Number 25 and only 5 competitors are left in this one!
Chuck Thompson: It’s another Corporate Cunt... Nick Rissi!
Nick bursts in the ring and saves Hunter but jumping on Rose! She breaks the hold and all four men get out of it! Nick tosses Rose into the corner and she falls to the mat! Nick screams at Raab to get up but Champ has done some damage. Nick Rissi goes over to an exhausted Champ and asks him if he did that to Raab. Champ says no but Nick slaps him anyway and starts stomping him out! Champ loses it and tackles Nick to the mat! The fans go nuts as Champ gives Nick a beating but Hunter pulls Champ off Nick and hits Champ with a Hunterplex! Nick gets up and directs the Corporate Monarchy around the ring. Nick runs up and hits Black Man with a massive curbstomp! Black Man is bleeding horribly on the mat! Blaise rushes in and knees Nick in the gut but Raab clubs her in the back from behind! Nick hits Blaise with a right hand and drops her and the double team finishes her to the mat! Nick lines Blaise up for the curbstomp! He runs to the ropes for a good run up but Aprila who is still out on the apron pulls the top rope down and Nick crashes to the outside floor! He can’t believe it!
Patricia Downs: Nick Rissi has been eliminated!
Steve White: Nick is done and dusted but there are still two Corporate Monarchy members in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: It’s not looking good for Blaise, Aprila, Thor, Champ… Look at how tired and exhausted they are – they’re been in this match for ages now!!
Rose launches herself into Raab from the top rope! Raab falls back but he’s unfazed! Aprila and Rose work together, they hit him with blows, haymakers, chops and kicks but Raab tosses them both away! Aprila dashes at Raab again but he slams her away! Rose jumps up and smacks him in the head then gets behind him to the corner and hits Raab with Caladium! The fans go nuts! Rose thinks she’s killed Raab but Raab sits back up! Thor grabs Rose off the distraction and tosses her over the top rope but she catches herself! Raab gets up and takes it out on Thor with a massive uppercut as the counter hits!
Steve White: TQ! A savior for Black Man!
Chuck Thompson: This is my NEW pick to win it!!
TQ Smooth rushes out at 26! He slides in the ring and lays a beating on Kevin Hunter, saving the Black Man! TQ helps the Black Man up and sets him up in the corner! TQ then goes over to Champ and hits him with the TQ Special! Thor comes behind TQ and boots him in the back! TQ turns around and catches Thor with a right hand! Thor headbutts TQ but Thor is too weak now and TQ takes him out with a Qualityplex! TQ flips everyone off. Black Man tells TQ to focus on Handsome and Creed who are trying to eliminate each other. TQ goes to fuck them up but Blaise kicks TQ in the back of his knee! TQ cries out in pain and Blaise hoists him up on her back! The fans go nuts as Blaise tosses TQ over the top rope to the outside like a sack of potatoes!
Patricia Downs: TQ Smooth has been eliminated!
Steve White: Wha!? Blaise just took out TQ Smooth!? He was only in the match for 3 minutes… He SHOULD HAVE WON!?
Chuck Thompson: I guess not! Blaise just got rid of him!
Blaise takes rest in the corner as Black Man can’t believe it. Kevin Hunter gets up and gets on Thor, choking him on the mat as the fans go nuts! Raab walks over and watches Creed and Handsome fight! They trade blow after blow after blow. Both are bloody, bruised and swollen. Raab walks up to them. Creed turns his attention but Raab grabs him by the throat! Handsome comes up as well but Raab grabs him too. Raab runs both men over and tosses them over the top rope, eliminating both rivals! The fans go nuts as Raab stands in the ring with no remorse!
Patricia Downs: Conner Creed and Handsome Devil have been eliminated!
Steve White: What an elimination by Raab! Raab just didn’t care and took out both Creed and Handsome when they weren’t expecting it!?
Chuck Thompson: This just keeps getting better and better!
Rose runs up and superkicks Raab in the mask! Raab falls against the ropes and Champ, Blaise and Black Man all swarm him and try to eliminate him! Raab fights them off! Hunter comes behind Champ and takes him down to help Raab! Raab headbutts Blaise to the mat! Raab headbutts Black Man to the mat! Thor comes behind and low blows Raab! Raab falls to a knee and Aprila comes over and hits Raab with Rosuai Koteau! Raab is down and out for the first time in this match! The counter starts!
Steve White: My NEW pick to win this one!
Chuck Thompson: JASON DAVE! JASON DAVE!!
The buzzer goes off and Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and the audience quickly erupts into a flurry of cheers and boos. The fans are excited to see God’s gift to pro wrestling actually partake in a match, but not so excited due to his previous treatment of them. Jason steps out onto the stage and appears wearing only a suit and tie and gripping a microphone closely in his right hand. Immediately, the mixed reactions turns into a fluttering series of boos and negative remarks being chanted throughout the building. He watches as the carnage of the Retribution Royale continues on in the ring. He shakes his head to everyone in the vicinity; raising the microphone to his lips to address the world.
Jason Dave: Now, I know what you’re all thinking. I’ve finally done what you people deem to be the right thing and put my personal quarrels aside and partake in this Retribution Royale. As you can clearly tell by how I’ve dressed for the occasion, that is not the case. I know that a lot of people who would be in my position, as the twenty-seventh entrant in the battle royale, would disagree with my choice of actions because there is only three other people left to enter the match after me. That would put me in a very good position to win this match and get the title match with Eli Sykes.
After uttering the idea of a rematch between Eli and Jason, the fans erupt into a crashing wave of cheers, chanting “Make it happen.” Dave snickers in response and raises the microphone once more.
Jason Dave: Let me be the first person to tell you that it’s not going to happen. I have the capability of appearing in this match as the very first entrant and defeating the 29 other superstars in the match and winning the opportunity to get my rematch with Eli. However, there has been a voice that’s been in my head the past few weeks that’s been telling me that I’m better than that. That voice has told me that I shouldn’t have to prove my worth to the company and that I shouldn’t have to prove that I am not only world title material but that I am what’s best for business in EHWF. This match isn’t worth my time, my time is precious and invaluable. The fact that Ryan Morgan Rissi was able to name himself as the number one contender and we had to watch Eli and Ryan’s match was even worse. The voice has been telling me that I’m undervalued and appreciated by EHWF and that I shouldn’t be putting myself in a situation where I will be underused and thrown aside for some lesser talent. I’m God’s gift to pro wrestling, I should’ve been named the number one contender and not be named as part of this rumble for old hicks, has beens, and wanna be stars like Kevin Hunter, TQ Smooth, Thor and I could stand here and go through every single person in this match who’s unworthy of being Eli’s next opponent; however I’m sure you can tell just by watching this match.
Once more, the fans erupt into a series of boos and being to launch items and trash in the direction of Jason. Jason smacks a drink full of soda out of the air and it spills out onto the stage. He points out to the fans and begins to address them once more.
Jason Dave: This is what the voice was telling me. This is exactly what the voice in my head was telling me, this is what it was referring to. Not only is the treatment from management beyond poor, but you parasites have the audacity to throw your trash at me like I’m nothing more than that. The voice in my head is right; I put myself in situations for the business and for all of you and what do I get in return? This is what I get. I’ve done nothing to deserve this, everything that I’ve done for you people, for this business, it’s all been a lie and nothing more than a fraud and a waste of time. The only thing that matters anymore is me and whatever the voice in my head tells me. That voice is telling me, the only thing that matters is me, myself, and I.
Jason drops the microphone as his music hits the PA again before turning his back to the carnage in the ring and the rude reaction from the crowd. He steps back into the shadows behind the curtain and exits the camera’s lens, leaving the match to continue.
Patricia Downs: Jason Dave has forfeited this contest!
Steve White: WHAT!? He’s 27 and he’s been resting for weeks! He can win this thing!? What the fuck!?
Chuck Thompson: It’s the principle Steve… Dave has left this match! He’s out!
Black Man wants the Black Stunn on Raab but Raab chops him in the head! On the other side of the ring Rose has Thor up on the ropes and tries to eliminate him but it’s no good! Blaise rushes over and is able to take Kevin Hunter out with a high knee. Aprila watches it all from the apron.
Steve White: And it just wouldn’t be a big event without this man!
Chuck Thompson: Scott Wilson!
Scott rushes out and slides in the ring! He starts hitting Raab with quick and short jabs to his face! Wilson pulls back and hits Raab with a Wilson Kick! Raab falls in the corner and Wilson goes directly for Black Man! Wilson gets a tired and bleeding Black Man and puts him in the corner! Wilson starts beating the shit out of Black Man and starts hammering him with shots and then stomps! Before choking him out with his boot! Champ grabs Wilson and wants a Certain Death but Wilson gets Champ on the mat and starts grappling with him as the counter hits once more!
Steve White: Who is it?! Who is 29?
Chuck Thompson: Is that? Yes it is! It’s Uprising Rookie Baron Anarky! The man who rose through the ranks and now wants a shot at Mayhem! Here he comes! Come on kid this is your shot!
Baron slides in and starts giving Wilson a beating, saving Champ! Baron helps Champ up but Wilson jumps on Baron again! They trade big blows until Baron flattens Wilson! Baron then goes over to Hunter and throws him a big beating as well! Baron hits hard with heaps of force and hits Hunter with a massive suplex! Anarky comes over and boots Wilson in the gut but Wilson pushes him away and hits Anarky with a big Wilson kick! The fans are going nuts! Wilson tries to eliminate Anarky! They’re both on the ropes, Anarky holds on for dear life until Rose comes behind Wilson and lifts him up then dumps both Anarky and Scott to the outside! The fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Baron Anarky and Scott Wilson have been eliminated!
Steve White: ROSE! ROSE with a massive elimination from behind there! She played it smart!
Chuck Thompson: The guys coming out at the end don’t seem to be lasting that long. Thor, Aprila, Blaise and Kevin all started in the first 5 and Champ was 8!! This is incredible! Can you hear these fans! Just who will be number 30!?
Aprila takes Black Man out with a wheelbarrow bulldog! The fans are all on their feet now! Aprila ducks one from Thor and hits him with a double knee facebuster! They’re down! Aprila gets on the apron! Blaise fires Hunter! Aprila pulls down the ropes but Hunter stops short! Aprila thrusts into his ribs from the ropes but Thor and Hunter line her up and knock Aprila off the apron down to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Aprila has been eliminated!
Steve White: Aprila! Number 1 lasted all this time and took out some heavy hitters! What an effort! She did great!
Chuck Thompson: I really think she wanted to win this and she came close Steve! You have to take your hat off for her, she was number one in this match!
Blaise comes behind Kevin Hunter and tosses him over the top rope from behind! Hunter looks at Aprila who he just eliminated then up at Blaise and Blaise smirks! Hunter pounds the outside floor and rages as Blaise waves.
Patricia Downs: Kevin Hunter has been eliminated!
Steve White: Well there you have it! Blaise takes out Hunter right after he takes out Aprila!
Chuck Thompson: They’re throwing them out like nothing now Steve! What a contest!
Rose runs up and dives a shoulder into Raab! She gets up and is still the most agile competitor in the ring! She takes Black Man out with a superkick! She then turns around! Thor boots her in the midsection and he goes for Parasite Eve but she lifts him up and hits him with a back body drop! Rose sees Blaise on the ropes and runs at her but Blaise ducks and flips Rose overhead, sending Rose crashing to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Rose has been eliminated!
Steve White: Rose did a damn fine job in there but she just couldn’t hold on! She didn’t miss a beat in that ring though Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: I know Steve! She should make a big comeback! That was incredible! She came so close to winning this one!
Raab and Blaise are the only standing members. Raab swings at Blaise but she ducks and catches him with a superkick when he turns around! Blaise hits the mat, she’s past her limit! Raab falls on the ropes from the force of the kick! Black, Champ and Thor who are downed all look at each other! They jump up, not wasting Blaise’s effort and all get on Raab! Raab fights back but they don’t let up! Eventually they lift Raab up and toss him over the top rope to the outside! All three men fall to opposite corners exhausted!
Patricia Downs: Lord Raab has been eliminated!
Steve White: Shit! They all did it! There are four left in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: But number 30 is still yet to come out!
Blaise and James Champ stand up in opposite corners on one side of the ring. Black Man and Thor stand up in opposite corners on the other side. They all look across from each other until the counter starts and they all watch for number 30 on the stage!
Steve White: WHO IS IT!? Who is number 30?! Who is the last entrant!?
Chuck Thompson: No way?! RYAN MORGAN RISSI!!
Steve White: What!? He put himself in this match as well as the world title match! I guess banning Mazzio was a contingency plan for him if he couldn’t take out Eli! Fuck this asshole!
RYAN MORGAN RISSI appears and dances out on the ramp as fans pelt him and Candace with garbage. Ryan looks around and gets in the ring. He stands in the center of everyone and begins to look a big nervous. He points at Black Man and tells him to fight him but Blaise knocks Ryan in the back and Champ, Blaise, Thor and Black start stomping the shit out of Morgan Rissi on the mat! All four gang up on Ryan and the fans go wild!
Steve White: They’re all putting their differences aside and taking out Ryan!
Chuck Thompson: This is beautiful! We’re going into overtime here now folks!
Morgan gets up and slaps Black Man! He elbows Thor and tries to escape but Blaise and James rock him with massive shots then pulls him back and toss him over the top rope! The fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Ryan Morgan Rissi has been eliminated!
Steve White: They kicked his ass and threw him the hell out of the ring! He’s not getting another shot at a title he doesn’t deserve!
Chuck Thompson: He put himself in this position and he just got tossed the fuck out!
Morgan Rissi rages on the outside but refs and producers try to calm him down! Back in the ring Thor grabs Black Man and starts to bite him on the forehead! Black Man screams in pain! Thor pushes Black Man off of him with his blood all up in his mouth! Thor boots Black in the gut and wants Parasite Eve but Black Man reverses it into Black Stunn and Thor goes over the top rope from the forces and hits the outside!
Patricia Downs: Sahta Thor has been eliminated!
Steve White: There goes Thor! Now there were three!
Chuck Thompson: James Champ! Blaise and Black Man! It’s come down to this!
On the outside Ryan runs up and shoves Thor into the ring post and starts yelling at the three left in the ring! Blaise runs up and knees Black Man in the gut then starts hitting him with lefts and rights! She wants Soporose but Black Man reverses it at the last second and tosses her over the top rope but she saves herself on the apron! Black Man turns around and gets hit with one of James Champ’s superkicks! Black Man goes over the top rope, Blaise pulls it down further and Champ runs up pushing Black Man and eliminating him!
Patricia Downs: Black Man has been eliminated!
Steve White: And now Black Man is out! Two left! Two left! I can’t believe it!
Chuck Thompson: I picked Blackie to win this one but now it’s down to the wire! The final two!!
Blaise runs in! She hits Champ with quick right jabs over and over! Blaise hits Champ with an atomic drop and he hits the ropes! The fans are going NUTS! Blaise goes to clothesline him over the top rope but Champ moves and Blaise almost goes over! Champ fires his superkick again but Blaise ducks it and pulls him in for Trail-Blaiser, which she can’t get! Champ elbows her in the side of the head and pulls her in for A Certain Death but she twists out of it and goes into the Soporose which Champ pushes Blaise off at the last second and Blaise hits the ropes! Champ runs at Blaise and clotheslines her but she grasps the ropes and saves herself as Champ almost gets her over! Blaise fires a big right hand into Champs head and they both fall against the ropes!
Steve White: Here we go! Here we go!
Fans: OHHHHHH!
Chuck Thompson: Get ready! It’s about to end!
Champ grabs Blaise by the throat and gets her up on the ropes and almost over but she rocks him with a right hand and Champ falls to his knees! Blaise pulls him up for Trail-Blaiser! Champ elbows her in the side of the head! She comes back with a spinning kick to his gut and bounces off of the ropes but on the way back Champ boots Blaise in the midsection then hoists her up on his shoulders for a powerbomb! Blaise punches Champ in the head while she’s up there but it’s no good! Blaise looks worried as Champ stumbles around! He dashes with her to the ropes and hoists her up then goes to toss her out of the ring but as he does she grasps onto him and reverses it into a Soporose! Both Champ and Blaise go over the top rope! Champ doesn’t let go of Blaise as they lose balance and both crash to the outside at the same time!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHO WON! WHO HIT THE OUTSIDE FIRST!?!
Fans: OHHHHHH!
Chuck Thompson: Shit that was epic but who won!? Here comes Morgan Rissi now!
Morgan Rissi comes over and looks at both Blaise and Champ who are down. Morgan Rissi looks over at both of them. He leans down and helps Blaise up. He looks her over and shakes his head. He then grabs James Champ and helps him up.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: I think James Champ is the winner…
The fans are demanding an answer.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Or maybe Blaise… Blaise would you consider joining the Corporate Monarchy?
Michael Rissi: ENOUGH! Morgan shut the fuck up! Lets go to video review!
We come in and Rissi, Morgan, Blaise and Champ look up at the tron. A replay of the elimination comes on the big screen. The fans go wild but it shows Blaise and Champ hitting the floor at the same time in slow-mo
Michael Rissi: It looks like they hit the floor at the same time. They eliminated each other at the same time…
Ryan Morgan Rissi: So what? I get the win as runner up?
Michael Rissi: How the fuck are you runner up you came 5th…
Ryan Morgan Rissi: WHAT HAPPENS NOW!?
Michael Rissi: I guess Champ and Blaise both win this Royale… And they’ll have to settle just who gets what in the coming weeks… Perhaps on Mayhem 200? Perhaps at Aces High… Either way you two have win this contest and you two are the number one contenders…
Ryan Morgan Rissi: And what about me!?
James Champ: Fucking… What about you? You lost your chance at the title twice tonight. Move the fuck over and let me beat Eli.
Blaise: I think you mean me Champy…
James Champ: I don’t think I did...
Blaise and Champ get into each others face and the fans pick back up.
Blaise: You hit the floor a lot harder than me…
James Champ: So what...
Michael Rissi: Like I said settle it this month. Settle it before Aces High… But… CONGRATULATIONS!
Michael Rissi walks away and back to backstage. Blaise and Champ share an staredown with Morgan awkwardly looking at them from the side, trying to get involved but they don’t give him much.
Steve White: Well they both came away with the victory!?! Blaise and Champ I’ve been waiting years to see this again!
Fans: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Chuck Thompson: What a match! What a contest! They just wanted it too much… Now they’re gonna have to settle this! What a night ladies and gents!
We fade out backstage as feed comes in of Michael Rissi walking down the hall to the parking garage. Michael walks down the road as we see a limo waiting for him. A producer official catches up to Michael and walks with him.
Producer: Michael… Michael! Should we let it end like this? Should we continue another Royale maybe a 10 man Royale after the show on EHWF.com or something?
Michael Rissi: No… It’s fine… Let Blaise and Champ settle who wants Eli Sykes more. While they’re doing that this month I’ll be ready to get rid of Morgan for good.
Producer: So just leave it?
Michael Rissi: Yes... I’m going to get something that’ll take Morgan down. I don’t know where the fuck my wife went to but tell her I’ll meet back up with her later in the morning when you see her. I don’t know why she keeps disappearing at shows…
Producer: All right I’ll talk to you later…
Michael Rissi: Bye...
The producer leaves. Michael continues down the road and gets to his limo. He looks around, both ways and sighs for a moment. He looks up and opens the limo door then closes it behind him as he gets in… Some time passes…
BOOM!
The entire limo explodes and goes up in flames with Rissi in it! The fans and everyone back in the arena watching on the tron gasp and shit themselves! Blaise and Champ look up confused and shocked at the image in front of them as Chuck and Steve have no idea what just happened!
Steve White: Michael Rissi’s limo just went up in flames! Michael Rissi’s limo just exploded! What just happened!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! SHIT! Cut the feed! Cut it!
Steve White: Fuck Chuck!!
Chuck Thompson: Cut the feed! What the fuck?!
The tron booms off. Blaise and Champ look at each other then color bars hit our screen. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.