Post by EHWF Management on May 16, 2016 7:52:37 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw a HUGE Mayhem in where Ryan Morgan Rissi took control of EHWF in it’s entirety! With Michael Rissi dead and Joanna Rissi overcome by grief and never coming back, Ryan Morgan Rissi is the last member of the Rissi Family therefore he is our owner. Last week he showed dominance when he grew his Corporate Monarchy group to include Black Man and TQ Smooth! What else does Ryan Morgan Rissi have in his sights to ruin?
Chuck Thompson: Someone needs to step up and fuck Ryan Morgan Rissi up before he destroys EHWF just like RNRG destroys ECWF! I’m hoping he doesn’t ruin this main event tonight like he ruined last weeks because tonight we have a huge Showtime Championship match where Blaise will defend against Corporate Monarchy enforcer TQ Smooth! That match is going to be amazing and a great one to witness provided the Monarchy doesn’t get involved!
Steve White: We also get to see James Champ in action with Sah’ta Thor against the other half of the Corporate Monarchy’s fighting squad – Lord Raab and Kevin Hunter! Both Thor and Champ have had big problems with the CPM recently and tonight they’ll get the chance to not only shut up two members but build momentum for themselves by taking out two champions… provided they can work together!
Chuck Thompson: And my favourite match tonight on the card is the 5 diva dance match where we’ll see Hannah, Zoe, Aprila, Savannah and Destiny! I’m in heaven tonight Steve! We can’t brush over the fact that unfortunately the EHWF Champion Eli Sykes isn’t here tonight because of a very minor injury sustained last week that he didn’t want to risk aggravating. No doubt with Eli out of their hair, Blaise and Champ are going to make a HUGE run for some momentum tonight!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop following the fallout of last week! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome EHWF Owner… Ryan Morgan Rissi!
The fans instantly change their cheers and spiral into a rush of wild boos as Ryan Morgan Rissi appears on the stage with Cadance! They pelt garbage at him as he holds up the UK Championship and walks down the ramp with Cadance holding up his long cape from touching the floor. Morgan adjusts his crown before getting inside the ring with Cadance.
Steve White: What’s this asshole doing out here already? Jeez…
Ryan Morgan Rissi rages in the ring and screams for the fans to shut up but they just get louder with boos and pelt their garbage at the ring harder!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW! I AM YOUR KING HAVE SOME RESPECT!
Morgan demands another mic to amplify his voice.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: So! Last week you not only would have seen me be the last man standing at the end of the night using my ultimate skills as a wrestler to take out all of my enemies but you also would have seen me fight gallantly to become the FIRST UK Champion!
Morgan Rissi holds the UK title belt up as Cadance claps for him but the fans boo!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: So! Last week you not only would have seen me be the last man standing at the end of the night using my ultimate skills as a wrestler to take out all of my enemies but you also would have seen me fight gallantly to become the FIRST UK Champion!
The fans don’t want a bar of it and try to drown Ryan out but he just keeps going and they just get angrier!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: This title is a symbol of greatness! It’s a symbol of your king and ruler Ryan Morgan Rissi! I am EHWF and I am your king and I along with this title will be respected and all those who don’t go along with the Corporate Monarchy will have to answer to Black Man and the rest of my Corporate Monarchy enforcing squad!!
Steve White: This guy is really insane. This is a scary time for EHWF…
Ryan Morgan Rissi: An investigation into my fathers tragic death started last week and is on going and for me to be out here now, leading EHWF to new heights and taking charge, even in this time of personal grief and bereavement just goes to speak volumes for my character, my strength, my coura…
Suddenly Ryan Morgan Rissi is interrupted by Aubree Celeste’s music and the fans’ boos turn to wild cheers! Aubree appears on the stage and Ryan is raging in the ring!
Steve White: It’s Aubree Celeste out here again just like last week when she took some shots at Ryan Morgan Rissi during his opening!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree! My night has been made!!
Aubree Celeste: You really are pathetic you know that… Like really? The King of EHWF? Our ruler? Do you hear the words that are coming out of your mouth?
Ryan Morgan Rissi: You DO NOT talk to your king like that!
Aubree Celeste: You’re the furthest thing from king… You’re the furthest thing from courageous or strong and you DON’T have any character… What kind of man betrays his friends? What kind of man weasels his way through anything he can just for his personal gain?
Ryan Morgan Rissi: You like to run your mouth huh? Why don’t you let that piece of shit of a husband of yours come out and handle his own business instead of getting his wife to do it… Oh that’s right! You won’t let him because you know he can’t control his temper like a child and he’ll end up putting his hands on me then I can FIRE HIM!
Aubree Celeste: You could never match him… You can’t beat him so you want a reason to fire him… You’re pathetic Ryan!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: FUCK YOU! Your biggest mistake was coming out here and interrupting me then calling your KING pathetic! You wanna be a tough guy Aubree, huh? Fine… Next week I’m booking you in a match… You’ll be in a handicap match! How the fuck do you like that?
The fans boo Morgan.
Aubree Celeste: You can’t do that… In the return agreement I signed when I came back from my injury I was given 3 matches. The last match I have yet to compete in on the agreement is a tag team match – so you can book me in a handicap match if you want to but I’ll just go to the board and complain and they’ll review everything, delay the match, take ti…
Ryan Morgan Rissi: All right! All right! You can have a tag team match next week BUT don’t think I’m going to make it easy for you! You will pay for insulting your KING! I have to set an example around here!
A voice cuts in as Morgan Rissi and Aubree look around as do the fans. They look up as the camera tries to find someone and we pan up into the scaffolding of the arena, just above the ring.
Aprila: She’s right you are pathetic Ryan Morgan.
The masked Aprila is suspended high above the ring as she stands over the crowd on the arena scaffolding.
Chuck Thompson: That’s Aprila! What the heck is she doing up there though?!
Aprila: Look at you… Pretending to be a Rissi so you can control the company. You are a puny little dirty worm aren’t you?
Ryan Morgan Rissi: HOW DARE YOU! What the fuck are you doing out here anyway!? One stupid woman out here was enough; I don’t need another…
Aubree Celeste: Real classy…
Aprila stares down at Morgan from behind her mask as he voice sounds like it’s being someone distorted and disguised.
Aprila: If you were Michael Rissi’s son, I would have blown myself up too out of shame… But he didn’t blow himself up did he? Because you’re not really his son and he was going to prove it… You’re the cause of all this aren’t you Ryan?
Ryan Morgan Rissi: THAT’S ENOUGH! THAT’S MY FATHER YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! IT WAS PROBABLY BILL RYDER LIKE JASON DAVE SAID!
Aprila: Get your head out of your ass Ryan. It’s only a matter of time before your whole scheme comes crashing down on you.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: ENOUGH I SAID! CUT THEIR MICS! CUT THEIR MICS NOW! START THE FIRST MATCH! CUT THEIR MICS NAOW!
Aubree and Aprila get their mics cut as Cadance and Ryan get out of the ring. Ryan rages with his crown and title as Aubree and Aprila leave the scene. Ryan loses it as he barks at Patricia Downs to get in the ring.
We pan over to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the opening match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
Victor Abel: Mesdames et Messieurs, ladies and gentleman...
Victor appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is a plump bald man with a long black beard. He is wearing a black suit. He pats the booing crowd down and speaks again.
Victor Abel: Please welcome... Andre Pierre!
"French Patriot" begins to play on the audio system. Andre Pierre walks out to loud boos from the crowd. He is wearing a pair of shiny blue trunks and black knee pads, elbow pads and boots. He makes his way down to the ring with Victor following behind him closely, applauding his prized asset. Andre gets into the ring and holds his arms up to the crowd. He does a few stretches and waits.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Andre Pierre!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
The aggressive nature of both men is evident as they swing wildly at each other! The fans roar as the two ruthless superstars start exchanging left and rights! Andre throws a left, then a right! Conner throws a right, then a left! Andre kicks Conner in the stomach and hits a snap DDT! Conner drops onto the canvass and Andre goes for a quick cover! Conner gets his arm up straight away!
Steve White: A highly energetic start here!
Conner manages to get around the back of Andre and position him for a headlock. He starts hitting him on the back of the skull from back mount position. Conner's aggression shows as he jumps off Andre and then straight back onto him with a sharp elbow! He stands Andre Pierre up and bounces him off the ropes, hitting him on the rebound with a kitchen sink knee to the gut! Andre Pierre falls and Conner Creed covers!
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Arm up!
Conner Creed stomps on Andre Pierre a few times and then stands him up. He lifts him into the air and nails a suplex! Andre Pierre drops to the canvass and Conner Creed goes for another elbow! Andre Pierre moves and quickly jumps at Conner Creed, hitting a running elbow! Conner Creed drops and Pierre goes for the cover!
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Kick out!
Steve White: Well, both men have tried covers in this contest. Both superstars seem keen to wrap this one up quick!
Chuck Thompson: Andre Pierre might have finally met his match in the form of Conner Creed!
Andre Pierre stands Conner Creed up and hits a Suplex. He drops down to Conner and starts elbowing him in the ribs. He goes for a headlock but Conner manages to squirm out of it and reverse it into a quick cover! Andre gets out! Both men stand up and Andre goes for a clothesline! Conner Creed avoids it and kicks Pierre in the stomach, he goes for a Clothesline From Hell but Andre dodges it and goes for a Super Kick but Conner catches his leg and throws him over his head! Pure strength from Conner! The biker grins and lifts Andre Pierre up, going for the end but Andre Pierre gets away from Conner and hits a Step up Enziguri! Conner drops and Andre Pierre goes for the cover but Conner reverses it into a cover of his own!
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Kick out!
Steve White: Conner Creed nearly stole it! BY GAWD!
Andre Pierre stands up and rages at Conner, shouting at him for the sneaky roll up attempt. Conner grins and runs at Andre, hitting him with left and rights! Andre slips behind Conner and hits him in the back of the head with a jumping knee! Conner stumbles and turns around walking straight into Dark Magic! Andre covers after the super kick!
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NO!
Outta nowhere Black Man appears in the ring and knocks into both men on the mat then gets up and starts stomping both Creed and Pierre out!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Due to interference… This match has been declared a no contest!
Steve White: What!? The CPM ruined a match already!? What the fuck is Black Man doing out here I thought he was too hurt to compete in this match and now he’s ruining it? Fucking pussy!
Black Man hits Andre with a big Black Stunn! The fans boo but Black Man flips them off! He waits for Creed to get back up! As Creed turns around he hits him with a big spinebuster right on the mat! Andre and Conner are down and Black Man stands triumphant as he demands a mic!
Black Man: You boys wanna run your mouth about the Corporate Monarchy huh? You both wanna run your mouths about the BLACK MAN!? Well look at you both now!
Steve White: What an asshole!
Black Man: You’re not better than the Monarchy and you’re not better than the Black Man! Let me catch you fucking pussy ass bitches talking shit about me again and I’ll end your pathetic careers!
Black Man raises his backhand to the two downed men as the fans boo him. Black Man flips them off and slides out of the ring, raising his arms to all the boos as we fade backstage.
We come backstage to find Alexander Corvis with a mic, running up the hallway as the camera follows him. The fans cheer as the feed booms in on the tron and we see Corvis catch up with Mazzio.
Alexander Corvis: Mazzio... Mazzio! Do you have a second of your time?
Mazzio: NO! I'm going to find Ryan Morgan and kick his ass once and for all and end this embarrassment.
Corvis runs alongside Mazzio
Alexander Corvis: But you know you can't do that. If you touch Morgan he'll fire you!
Mazzio: If me kicking the shit out of Ryan Morgan means that I get fired then so be it. You have to pick your battles in life and Ryan Morgan has screwed with my friends and I for the last time. I'm finding him and I'm kicking his ass... It doesn't help that he's ducking me right now though...
Alexander Corvis: I heard he made his way to the Corporate Monarchy Locker Room...
Mazzio: Well mark my fucking words Corvis. I'm going to destroy Morgan tonight and if I have to beat the shit out of the Corporate Monarchy while I'm at it and get fired then so be it... Now get the fuck outta my way!
Mazzio shoves passed Corvis and makes his way up stairs as Corvis tells the feed to cut and we fade back into the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the opening match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 5 way dance set under elimination rules!
The song Im'Mortal by Skinny Puppy starts to blats through out the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, Destiny Hunter starts to come on out and the fans boo her.. She walks past the fans while smiling evilly sexy into the camera. She get in the ring and she talks trash into the camera as she waits on who she'll be facing.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Destiny Hunter!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… The Wild Cat… Savannah!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving blue and green lights strobed thoughout. The fans cheer as Aprila steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she strikes a fighter stance slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The mysterious Aprila adjusts her veil and breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Aprila has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder and making sure her mask is on tight before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: And next… Aprila!
'Smoke' by PVRIS begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And making her way to the ring… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Hannah Walters!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
The match begins and Savannah instantly locks up with Aprila while Zoe locks up with Hannah and the fans go wild! Destiny and Savannah start to work together and double team Aprila! The fans are going nuts as Hannah hoists Zoe up and plants her with a massive suplex! Destiny and Savannah stop beating Aprila down and launch her off of the ropes! When she comes back Aprila takes them both out with a double shoulder block! The fans are going wild as they all get back up and Zoe and Hannah spill into the center of the ring trading blows!
Steve White: There is a lot of energy in this contest but only one woman can win here tonight and the woman that does will definitely gather some big momentum for herself!
Chuck Thompson: You got that fuckin’ right! Look at these women Steve, look at how smoking hot they all are! Look at fuckin’ Hannah Walters!!
Hannah explodes off and punches the fuck out of Zoe McDraven’s midsection! Zoe coughs up and falls in a heap on the mat! Hannah goes to cover but Savannah jumps on Hannah and starts clawing her eyes out! On the other end of the ring Destiny charges Aprila but Aprila ducks her then comes back and hits her with a Wheelbarrow Bulldog! The fans go nuts and Aprila covers Destiny! Savannah can’t get up from Hannah to save her!
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Patricia Downs: Destiny Hunter has been eliminated!
Steve White: Aprila takes out Destiny Hunter! Four women remain in this contest!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah and Destiny are partners and now Savannah is in it alone! Can she stay in this one with the loss of her partner?!
Zoe has recovered and as Hannah puts Savannah down with Hannah’s Lullaby, she locks Hannah in Kinetic Energy from behind before she can cover Savannah! Zoe has the hold locked in tight and Hannah starts thrashing around! Zoe tightens her wrench as Hannah almost pries herself free with her bare hands! Savannah trips Hannah up and they go to the mat! Zoe wraps her legs around Hannah and tightens the Kinetic Energy hold! Hannah is fading and chooses to tap out instead of pass out! The fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Hannah Walters has been eliminated!
Steve White: Savannah and Zoe working together to take out Hannah Walters from this match and they got rid of possibly the biggest threat in this match by working together!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah could have probably taken all of these girls tonight but she didn’t count on the resilient Zoe having something up her sleeve! 3 women remain in this intense contest!
Zoe gets up to her feet as Aprila comes from behind and goes for a superkick but Zoe trips Aprila up and tries to get her in Kinetic Energy! The fans go nuts but luckily Aprila is able to use her speed and size to get out of the hold! She turns around but gets a Shockwave from Zoe! The fans go NUTS with cheers! Zoe is about to cover but turns right around into a Pounce from Savannah! The fans get to their feet! Savannah covers!
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Patricia Downs: Zoe McDraven has been eliminated!
Steve White: Savannah takes out Zoe! She knows how dangerous Zoe is and she took advantage and got rid of her with Pounce! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: 2 women remain in this intense contest but only one can win it! Aprila is looking groggy after that Shockwave!
Savannah lines Aprila up! She goes for Pounce but Aprila leapfrogs her! The fans are on their feet! Aprila tries for a superkick but it’s ducked once again! Savannah locks Aprila up from behind and tries a German Suplex but Aprila rolls off of her back and goes for a roundhouse! Savannah ducks it and hits Aprila with an elbow to the face! Savannah gets Aprila in an armhold but Aprila spins out of it and hits Savannah with a big double knee facebuster! The fans all get up to their feet and cheer! Savannah stumbles around before walking right into Celestial Shot! Everyone goes nuts and Aprila falls on Savannah for the cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Aprila!
Steve White: Aprila does it! She picks up a huge win against 4 other divas here tonight and picks up much needed momentum!
Chuck Thompson: That was a great match! Savannah was a cunt hair away from winning this one but Aprila just had the resiliency to outlast her! What an effort by these divas and what a match!!
Aprila gets up and gets her hand raised as her music plays and we fade to a commercial.
We come back and Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA as the fans rise to their feet and cheer and boo at Jason as he walks out from the back. He steps foot onto the stage sporting a pair of jeans and a white shirt. He walks down the entrance ramp with intent in his eyes and circles the ring. He grabs a microphone from the ring announcer and then enters the ring. He stands in the center of the ring as his music fades out. He stands there with a microphone in hand before raising it up to his lips to address the fans.
Jason Dave: Last week, I inducted the Underground Kingz into the EHWF Hall of Fame and now, I stand before you as the first living, breathing, two time inductee into the EHWF Hall of Fame.
The fans roar in approval of the statement. Jason nods his head before returning to his address
Jason Dave: Along with my the induction I threw out the challenge to William Ryder, otherwise know as Bill ‘The Scourge’ Ryder. A Barbed Wire cage match with the only stipulation being make your opponent utter the two words that no man ever wishes to utter…
Jason’s voice trailed off for a second before continuing.
Jason Dave ...I quit.
The fans roar to their feet in anticipation of the match.
Jason Dave: I’m here to tell you that Bill, has officially agreed to the match. You will see him and I in a Barbed Wire cage match and I promise you but most importantly I promise you, Michael Rissi, that I will slaughter him. I will bathe the ring in his blood and I will make him say I quit.
Everyone roars in approval.
Jason Dave: Bill, like I said before this match is personal. You will not come out of this the same person. You’re going to step foot with a mentally unstable God’s gift to pro fucking wrestling and you’re going to be dragged out bone by bone, muscle by muscle, piece by fucking piece out of the ring. I will not stop, I will not rest, until Rissi’s killer has been apprehended. You can say vengeance has taken me over, but let’s see you try and stop me.
Jason moves himself to one of the corners of the ring and perches himself up on the turnbuckle.
Jason Dave: Once you take your first steps re-entering the EHWF ring I hope you cherish them like they’re your kids because after I’m through with you, if you’re even alive at that point, you won’t even be able to walk out of the hospital they’ll take you to. Bill, I thought I knew you, I thought you were my brother and I thought we had each other’s backs. I guess the fact that I nearly broke your neck to get my chance at the title that has eluded me for years dug a real thorn in your side. You hate seeing those close to you succeed yet you hate when those close to you fail and wither in pain. You want all the glory but you want those close to you not to succeed or be in pain. You want them to stand idly by and be someone you can rub your success in their face.
Jason lowers his head and hangs the microphone out of his hand. He begins to grip it with only the tips of his fingers before swinging it back up to his lips.
Jason Dave: Eli was right, you have changed.
With that, Jason drops the microphone as his music hits. He walks away as Patricia Downs gets in the ring.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... James Champ!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And next... His partner... Sah'ta Thor!
The lights dim and flicker as CPM music hits the PA System. The fans all dive into a flood of boos as the Corporate Power Monarchy team emerges on the ramp, looking out at the fans arrogantly as they taunt the crowd. They make their way down the ramp, continuing to taunt the fans and soak in the hatred before getting to the ring. They swarm the ring like hornets and all get in one after the other.
Patricia Downs: And now... Introducing their opponents... Representing the Corporate Monarchy... They are the EHWF Hardcore Champion and Jr Heavyweight Champion respectively... Lord Raab and Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Champ and Raab lock up! Champ elbows Raab in the face and gets some quick jabs in but Raab is unfazed! James lunges at Raab but Raab boots James in the face then hits him with a big elbow drop! The fans are going wild as Raab bounces off of the ropes and goes to hit James with a senton splash! James rolls out of it before Raab can get him and Raab hits the mat! James bounces off of the ropes and dropkicks a sitting Raab in the face! Raab gets back up, enraged and grabs Champ, tossing him hard into the corner! Raab runs at Champ but Champ moves out of the way and Raab eats the corner hard then Champ dropkicks him to the mat in the next frame! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Raab with intensity right there! Raab was dominating James Champ but Champ broke out, said no more and now he's fighting with the heart and courage of a lion! Champ has unfinished business and he's going to get it in tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Champ just gave Raab a thwacking right there with a flurry of expert moves but Raab still seems pretty unfazed! The Corporate Monster wants blood tonight and Champ is on the menu!
Both are back up and they start to trade big rights and lefts! The fans go wild as Raab drops Champ with a monter uppercut! Champ gets up so Raab boots him in the gut then then brings Champ up and grabs him by the throat! Champ stumbles around in Raab's grasp as Raab is going to end it! Raab gets Champ up off his feet but Thor blind tags his way into the match while Champ is up! Raab chokeslams Champ and covers but the ref doesn't count, telling Raab the tag was made! Thor runs in and runs his boot right into Raab's skull and covers him!
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KICK OUT
Steve White: Thor pulling a fast one there and saving this contest but still it wasn't enough to out Raab away!!
Chuck Thompson: If anything it just pissed Raab off more! Now Thor has his hands full but Thor is no push over! He'll take it to Raab right now!
Thor dishes out quick right jabs to the side of Raab’s face as he gets up! Raab shoves Thor off of him! They come to lock up but Thor dishes out some knees into Raab’s side! Raab just won’t go down and chops Thor in the head! Thor goes down and the fans are going nuts! Raab grabs Thor around the throat and lifts him to his feet but Thor slaps Raab’s arm away then punches Raab in the face! Thor bounces off of the ropes and comes back, hitting Raab with a big shoulder block!
Steve White: Thor fighting back as hard as he can against the seemingly indestructible Raab!
Chuck Thompson: Raab just isn’t going down but Thor isn’t either!
Raab loses it and slides out of the ring. Hunter tires to reason with Raab but Raab ignores him. Raab grabs a chair from the outside and Hunter tries to stop him but he can’t Raab gets in the ring with the steel chair but the ref goes and wrestles with Raab over the chair! Raab wants to crack Thor over the skull but the ref won’t let Raab any closer with the chair! Thor shakes his head and edges closer until Kevin Hunter runs in from behind and cracks Thor in the back of the head with the Jr Heavyweight title belt! The fans boo and the ref doesn’t see as he’s distracted with Raab!
Steve White: Cheap shot! Cheap shot from Hunter! What the fuck! Damn Corporate Monarchy!!
Chuck Thompson: Is that the only way they can win with cheap shots! Damn Hunter, Thor had momentum in this one!
Thor is down and bleeding on the mat! Kevin laughs until James Champ runs in and superkicks him in the mouth! The fans cheer! Kevin hits the ropes and Champ clotheslines Kevin Hunter over the top ropes! Both Hunter and Champ crash on the outside and everyone is going nuts!
Steve White: Champ just took out Hunter! What a move from Champ!
Chuck Thompson: Raab is still up though! Get outta their Thor!
Raab releases the chair to he ref! He pushes the ref aside and grabs Thor around the throat! A bleeding Thor boots Raab in the gut and pulls him in for Parasite Ever and the fans go nuts! Raab twists out of it and pulls Thor back, grabbing his throat and hitting him with a massive chokeslam! The fans boo as Raab drops the elbow on Thor’s chest and covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab and the Jr Heavyweight Champion Kevin Hunter!
Steve White: That was complete and utter bullshit! Fucking Corporate Monarchy!
Chuck Thompson: Champ and Thor fought like titans here tonight but the tricks and skills of the Corporate Monarchy were just too much for them!
Champ looks up and sees they pulled a fast one. Hunter gets up and laughs until Champ hits him with A Certain Death! The fans go nuts but it isn’t enough for Champ. Champ threatens Lord Raab and backs off up the ramp as we fade out to a commercial.
The camera pans to the ring where a round coffee table is set up, with a fancy cloth design over it. There are four chairs around the table and a tea pot in the middle, the crowd seem confused. "Better than you!" hits and out walks Ryan Morgan Rissi. He is wearing a full royal gown equipped with a blue cape, blue crown and the United Kingdom Championship around his waist. Cadance is linking his arm, wearing an elegant black dress. He saunters down to the ring with Cadance, the crowd pelt garbage. The power couple enter and sit down. RMR grabs a mic.
RMR: Here-ye! Here-ye! Welcome ladies and gentleman, to the two thousand and sixteen official EHWF Tea Party. My beautiful Cadance suggested this party and I think it's a splendid idea. I've got two huge guests too. So, without any further delay... please welcome Prince Charles and THE QUEEN!
The crowd gasp and don't know what to make of it. Truth be told, the American people like English royalty and do take a keen interest. However, due to their meeting with RMR, the fans are treating it with caution. Nonetheless, they clap and applaud for Charles and the Queen. They walk down to the ring with heavy security around them. They get in and sit down, while RMR pours them some tea.
RMR: Welcome... your royal greatness's. This is EHWF, a professional wrestling company that I run. The crowd love what I do...
The crowd boo!
RMR: SHUT THE HELL UP! ROYALTY IS IN THE RING! So, Charlie boy, Liz, how was the journey?
Prince Charles: Well, it could've been better. This place just seems to be full of rednecks and criminals. It was a daunting task getting into the arena tonight. It's like they've got something against the British people...
RMR: Hmmm, not down to me, they love me. Maybe it's your hair. Anyway, I have something to show you...
Ryan Morgan Rissi places the United Kingdom Championship on the table and grins. The Queen looks at it with pure disgust and looks at Charles with bemused eyes.
The Queen: What in the name... why is my face... what in the... Charles, we're leaving...
The pair get up to leave but RMR stands up and pleads with them to stay. He sits them back down and puts the belt away. The crowd laugh at the stupidity of this event.
RMR: It's not meant to be an insult, sorry! It's meant to be a symbol of excellence... it's meant to show humble beginnings. This belt is a gift for you, it is a belt that is yours as much as mine... when I defend it, it is in your name. FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY!
The Queen: One presumes that the belt is only challenged for by a British wrestler? Hmm?
RMR: Ummm, well, yeah! yeah! that's right! Only a British wrestler can challenge me. Correct!
The crowd boo heavily. They know that this new clause means the belt will never leave Morgan Rissi's side.
The Queen: In that case, one is amused. The United Kingdom Championship should be one of British profile, not one to be tampered with by those American bastards... Those... Cunts...
The crowd are shocked by the language used!
Prince Charles: Oh mother.. I do say... I do say...
RMR: It is official! The belt I hold can only be challenged for by British wrestlers! So I decree!
The crowd boo and pelt garbage. RMR stands up and starts shouting at the fans! He throws garbage back at them and then shouts security to come and save the royal pair! He holds a mic up and shouts!
RMR: REPEAT AFTER ME! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
The crowd boo so loud it is deafening. The Queen and Prince Charles are ushered up the ramp by ten security staff. RMR stands in the ring looking pumped up.
RMR: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
The crowd continues to be hostile and RMR flees the ring, running up the ramp with Cadance. The scene fades to a commercial for Mountain Dew.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following main event contest is set for one fall and it's for the Showtime Championship!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… TQ Smooth!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... The Showtime Champion... Blaise!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Blaise and TQ circle each other. They come close together and lock up! They both wrestle for control but come to a stalemate! TQ starts ruthlessly kneeing Blaise in the midsection as hard as he can then he pounds her in the back with a big TQ palm. Blaise teeters but she doesn’t go down. Blaise jumps up and uppercuts TQ right in the chin as he spits out a tooth! TQ falls backwards into the ropes but bounces as Blaise takes him out with a forearm smash and both get up! She gets up and TQ tries to kick her in the midsection but she catches his boot then pulls him forward and headbutts him! TQ falls back and grabs his eyes and nose as blood begins to flow from his nose! TQ is out of it as Blaise approaches him and the fans go nuts!
Steve White: These two were fighting tough but Blaise is a badass. She headbutted the shit out of TQ smooth and sent him to another dimension but she’s ready for more!
Chuck Thompson: I always said she was hard headed. TQ talked a big game with the Monarchy this week but I think he’s underestimated Blaise tonight.
Blaise boots TQ in the gut but he hits her with a right hand! TQ picks her back up and gets her in a headlock, trying to get her to tap out but she grabs his legs and lifts him up, following up with a gargantuan slam on the mat! TQ rolls back to his feet holding Blaise hits him a spinning elbow to the back of the head! They both run at each other and take each other down with a double clothesline! Blaise falls to the mat and TQ quickly goes to stomp her out! He lays the boots to her! The ref pulls TQ away and TQ, in a rage screams at the ref. TQ turns back to the ring to find Blaise waiting for him. They go to lock up once more but she moves behind him and quickly rolls him up out of nowhere
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Steve White: Blaise almost has TQ right then and there! TQ was fighting back but Blaise came back even harder! TQ seems enraged that he can’t keep up right now!
Chuck Thompson: There is no doubt that TQ is hitting hard but Blaise is dominating and shrugging off TQ’s offense. He’ll have to try something else to take her down because what he’s doing now isn’t enough!
Blaise gets up and yells at the ref who turns back around and tells her it was only 2! Blaise comes behind TQ and turns him around. She gets him in a headlock! The fans go nuts! She handles him around the ring and can’t get out until he elbows her in the side and pushes her off then turns her around and hits her with a right hand! Blaise falls back to the mat and TQ bounces off of the ropes, coming back and hitting Blaise with a legdrop on the mat!
Steve White: TQ fighting back now but these little bursts of energy aren’t enough to take Blaise down, he’s going to have to go harder if he wants to take her out!
Chuck Thompson: TQ needs a new plan it doesn’t look like he can keep up right now and the Monarchy are counting on him tonight!
TQ picks Blaise up and hoist her up for a suplex but she drops off of him and bounces off of the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but she ducks him and bounces off of the ropes again, picking up ridiculous speed! She jumps up and takes TQ down with a big flying forearm! They both get up and Blaise hits TQ with a head scissor takedown! TQ slides out of the ring and holds his neck to recover but Blaise quickly baseball slides out and kicks TQ, sending him into the barricade! The fans cheer as Blaise slides out of the ring and grabs TQ by the head. She rolls him back in the ring and slides in herself but TQ dashes up and elbows her in the midsection! TQ grabs her face from behind and tosses her down into the mat to buy him some time! TQ smashes the mat with his fist as he is completely spent and sees that Blaise hasn’t broken a sweat yet.
Steve White: And now TQ is raging, probably trying to build some sort of momentum or something! He just can’t seem to get one over on Blaise tonight but he is surviving which is the important thing!
Chuck Thompson: He’ll have to go back to answer to Morgan Rissi embarrassed and humiliated if he can’t get the job done tonight after talking such a big game!
TQ forces himself up and faces Blaise but Blaise explodes in a flash of speed that TQ doesn’t even register. She plunges a massive fist into his gut and the fans gasp at her ridiculous speed! TQ coughs up some blood and rolls out of the ring and the fans go nuts! Blaise slides out of the ring and picks him up! He tries to fight her off but it’s no good! She bounces his head off of the apron then rolls him back into the ring! Blaise covers as the fans go WILD!
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Steve White: That was a close call! Blaise almost put TQ away for good there! What a monstrous punch that was!
Chuck Thompson: Punch?! Did you see how fast she fucking moved!?
Blaise picks TQ up and viscously knees him in the side then bounces him off of the ropes and hits him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Blaise goes to cover TQ but he thumbs her in the eye and she falls back! TQ has bought time to recover but he knows he doesn’t have long. TQ gets up and faces Blaise! He boots her in the midsection then swings but she blocks it and jabs TQ right in his face! A bleeding TQ backs off as Blaise approaches him! TQ grabs the ref and uses him as a human shield! The ref rages at TQ but TQ shoves him into Blaise and both Blaise and the ref go down!
Chuck Thompson: TQ just launched the ref at Blaise! They’re both down!
Blaise tosses the ref off of her and the ref looks out of it! She gets up and TQ boots her in the midsection but she drops TQ with a big right hand! Blaise goes to follow up but Black Man runs in the ring behind her and hits her in the back with a massive forearm!
Steve White: Black Man! Black Man! Black Man is out here and he’s attacking Blaise while the ref is out!
Chuck Thompson: Fucking assholes! Fuck the Monarchy! Fuck the Queen!
Black Man starts stomping Blaise out! Ryan Morgan Rissi and Angus Murphy get in the ring and start helping Black Man stomp out Blaise! The fans boo as they all swarm on her! Ryan checks that the ref is down and they continue the assault as TQ joins in!
Steve White: TQ Smooth gets the help of the Corporate Monarchy and they’re pulling a fast one while the ref is out!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck this match!
They continue the assault and they pick up Blaise! Blaise elbows Black Man in the face then locks up with Angus and drops him with a right hand! TQ spins Blaise around for the TQ Special but she ducks his arm and hits TQ with the Soporose! The fans go nuts! She wants a cover but there is no ref! The ref is stiring but he’s down. She gets up and comes face to face with Morgan Rissi. Ryan stances but turns around and rolls out of the ring! Blaise gets spun around off the distraction and gets hit with a Black Stunn! Blaise is down and out and Black Man drags TQ Smooth on top of her as Ryan screams at the ref to get up! The ref crawls over as Black Man gets out and he counts!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Showtime Champion… TQ Smooth!
Steve White: I swear this is the most fucked thing ever! The Corporate Monarchy CHEAT to win this match. They can interfere in anything now? This is just a play ground for Ryan Morgan Rissi since he became owner? This is MESSED UP!
Chuck Thompson: These guys don’t deserve anything! They don’t deserve this title and they don’t deserve to be in EHWF. What a dark time for EHWF…
The fans boo the arena down and pelt garbage at the Monarchy members. Ryan Morgan Rissi ushers for the rest of the Monarchy to come out and Kevin Hunter and Lord Raab join TQ Smooth, Black Man and Angus Murphy on the outside.
RMR: You wanna boo me?! Fuck you all! WE can do whatever the fuck we want because I AM KING! Now watch us!
Ryan directs traffic as Blaise stands up in the ring. Black Man jumps up on the apron in front of her. TQ gets up on the apron behind her. Ryan and Angus get up on the apron on the left and Kevin and Raab get up on the apron on the ring and Blaise is completely surrounded and outnumbered!
Chuck Thompson: Oh no…
RMR: Monarchy… Attack!
All the Monarchy members get their first leg in the ring but as they do the lighting changes and Mazzio’s music hits! They all stop suddenly as Blaise looks around. Mazzio appears on the stage and Ryan starts raging!
Mazzio: I told you I’d come for you Morgan… Time to die bitch…
Mazzio makes his way down the ramp. Ryan starts to panic and releases TQ Smooth! TQ runs up the ramp with the Showtime Championship ready and swings it but Mazzio ducks him and superkicks the already beaten up TQ in the jaw! The fans go nuts! Morgan drops off the apron and backs off as he orders the others around while Mazzio gets halfway down the ramp! Kevin Hunter runs up and trades punches with Mazzio! Mazzio knees Hunter in the gut and tosses him into the barricade! Lord Raab collides with Mazzio and comes off second best leading Mazzio to toss him into the other side of the barricade!
Steve White: Mazzio cleaning house right now and taking out some of the Monarchy right now to get to Morgan Rissi!
Chuck Thompson: If he touches Ryan then it’s all over for him but he’s too angry! He has no self control!!
Black Man demands a chair and Angus gets him a steel chair! Angus gets in the ring and hides behind Black Man as Black Man stands on the apron and calls for Mazzio to fight! Angus dives out of the way as Blaise sprints across the ring and boots Black Man off of the apron! Black Man goes flying off of the apron! He wasn’t expecting it and scurries up to his feet but doesn’t have enough time and Mazzio Iron Punches the steel chair into his head! The Corporate Monarchy are down and the fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Mazzio tears this place apart! He tears it apart and now Morgan Rissi is fucked!!
Chuck Thompson: So is Mazzio if he touches him!
Ryan legs it and vaults the barricade, sprinting through the crowd! Mazzio gives chase and the two disappear into the crowd then back through the backstage of the arena as the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Morgan legs it but Mazzio is much faster! They disappeared backstage! Can we get cameras back there?!
Black Man and TQ help each other up on the outside as Raab and Hunter help each other up. They’re all exhausted but they look back in the ring and Blaise is seething with rage! She boots Angus in the gut and hoists him in! She holds him up and the fans cheer! The Monarchy look out but no one wants to go in and help Angus!
Black Man: Don’t do it! DO NOT DO IT! I am warning you don’t do it! That’s fucking Angus Murphy! Don’t fucking do it Blaise!
Blaise flattens Angus Murphy with Trail Blaiser and the Monarchy all shrill at the same time. Blaise yanks Murphy back up to plant him with another Trail Blaiser then another and another!
Blaise: I’ll see you guys next week.
Blaise smirks as the Monarchy look pissed and Angus looks like linguini.
Steve White: Well ladies and gentlemen it’s been an amazing night and I can’t wait to see the fall out next week! We’ll see you next week… Goo night and be safe!
We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw a HUGE Mayhem in where Ryan Morgan Rissi took control of EHWF in it’s entirety! With Michael Rissi dead and Joanna Rissi overcome by grief and never coming back, Ryan Morgan Rissi is the last member of the Rissi Family therefore he is our owner. Last week he showed dominance when he grew his Corporate Monarchy group to include Black Man and TQ Smooth! What else does Ryan Morgan Rissi have in his sights to ruin?
Chuck Thompson: Someone needs to step up and fuck Ryan Morgan Rissi up before he destroys EHWF just like RNRG destroys ECWF! I’m hoping he doesn’t ruin this main event tonight like he ruined last weeks because tonight we have a huge Showtime Championship match where Blaise will defend against Corporate Monarchy enforcer TQ Smooth! That match is going to be amazing and a great one to witness provided the Monarchy doesn’t get involved!
Steve White: We also get to see James Champ in action with Sah’ta Thor against the other half of the Corporate Monarchy’s fighting squad – Lord Raab and Kevin Hunter! Both Thor and Champ have had big problems with the CPM recently and tonight they’ll get the chance to not only shut up two members but build momentum for themselves by taking out two champions… provided they can work together!
Chuck Thompson: And my favourite match tonight on the card is the 5 diva dance match where we’ll see Hannah, Zoe, Aprila, Savannah and Destiny! I’m in heaven tonight Steve! We can’t brush over the fact that unfortunately the EHWF Champion Eli Sykes isn’t here tonight because of a very minor injury sustained last week that he didn’t want to risk aggravating. No doubt with Eli out of their hair, Blaise and Champ are going to make a HUGE run for some momentum tonight!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop following the fallout of last week! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome EHWF Owner… Ryan Morgan Rissi!
The fans instantly change their cheers and spiral into a rush of wild boos as Ryan Morgan Rissi appears on the stage with Cadance! They pelt garbage at him as he holds up the UK Championship and walks down the ramp with Cadance holding up his long cape from touching the floor. Morgan adjusts his crown before getting inside the ring with Cadance.
Steve White: What’s this asshole doing out here already? Jeez…
Ryan Morgan Rissi rages in the ring and screams for the fans to shut up but they just get louder with boos and pelt their garbage at the ring harder!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW! I AM YOUR KING HAVE SOME RESPECT!
Morgan demands another mic to amplify his voice.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: So! Last week you not only would have seen me be the last man standing at the end of the night using my ultimate skills as a wrestler to take out all of my enemies but you also would have seen me fight gallantly to become the FIRST UK Champion!
Morgan Rissi holds the UK title belt up as Cadance claps for him but the fans boo!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: So! Last week you not only would have seen me be the last man standing at the end of the night using my ultimate skills as a wrestler to take out all of my enemies but you also would have seen me fight gallantly to become the FIRST UK Champion!
The fans don’t want a bar of it and try to drown Ryan out but he just keeps going and they just get angrier!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: This title is a symbol of greatness! It’s a symbol of your king and ruler Ryan Morgan Rissi! I am EHWF and I am your king and I along with this title will be respected and all those who don’t go along with the Corporate Monarchy will have to answer to Black Man and the rest of my Corporate Monarchy enforcing squad!!
Steve White: This guy is really insane. This is a scary time for EHWF…
Ryan Morgan Rissi: An investigation into my fathers tragic death started last week and is on going and for me to be out here now, leading EHWF to new heights and taking charge, even in this time of personal grief and bereavement just goes to speak volumes for my character, my strength, my coura…
Suddenly Ryan Morgan Rissi is interrupted by Aubree Celeste’s music and the fans’ boos turn to wild cheers! Aubree appears on the stage and Ryan is raging in the ring!
Steve White: It’s Aubree Celeste out here again just like last week when she took some shots at Ryan Morgan Rissi during his opening!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree! My night has been made!!
Aubree Celeste: You really are pathetic you know that… Like really? The King of EHWF? Our ruler? Do you hear the words that are coming out of your mouth?
Ryan Morgan Rissi: You DO NOT talk to your king like that!
Aubree Celeste: You’re the furthest thing from king… You’re the furthest thing from courageous or strong and you DON’T have any character… What kind of man betrays his friends? What kind of man weasels his way through anything he can just for his personal gain?
Ryan Morgan Rissi: You like to run your mouth huh? Why don’t you let that piece of shit of a husband of yours come out and handle his own business instead of getting his wife to do it… Oh that’s right! You won’t let him because you know he can’t control his temper like a child and he’ll end up putting his hands on me then I can FIRE HIM!
Aubree Celeste: You could never match him… You can’t beat him so you want a reason to fire him… You’re pathetic Ryan!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: FUCK YOU! Your biggest mistake was coming out here and interrupting me then calling your KING pathetic! You wanna be a tough guy Aubree, huh? Fine… Next week I’m booking you in a match… You’ll be in a handicap match! How the fuck do you like that?
The fans boo Morgan.
Aubree Celeste: You can’t do that… In the return agreement I signed when I came back from my injury I was given 3 matches. The last match I have yet to compete in on the agreement is a tag team match – so you can book me in a handicap match if you want to but I’ll just go to the board and complain and they’ll review everything, delay the match, take ti…
Ryan Morgan Rissi: All right! All right! You can have a tag team match next week BUT don’t think I’m going to make it easy for you! You will pay for insulting your KING! I have to set an example around here!
A voice cuts in as Morgan Rissi and Aubree look around as do the fans. They look up as the camera tries to find someone and we pan up into the scaffolding of the arena, just above the ring.
Aprila: She’s right you are pathetic Ryan Morgan.
The masked Aprila is suspended high above the ring as she stands over the crowd on the arena scaffolding.
Chuck Thompson: That’s Aprila! What the heck is she doing up there though?!
Aprila: Look at you… Pretending to be a Rissi so you can control the company. You are a puny little dirty worm aren’t you?
Ryan Morgan Rissi: HOW DARE YOU! What the fuck are you doing out here anyway!? One stupid woman out here was enough; I don’t need another…
Aubree Celeste: Real classy…
Aprila stares down at Morgan from behind her mask as he voice sounds like it’s being someone distorted and disguised.
Aprila: If you were Michael Rissi’s son, I would have blown myself up too out of shame… But he didn’t blow himself up did he? Because you’re not really his son and he was going to prove it… You’re the cause of all this aren’t you Ryan?
Ryan Morgan Rissi: THAT’S ENOUGH! THAT’S MY FATHER YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! IT WAS PROBABLY BILL RYDER LIKE JASON DAVE SAID!
Aprila: Get your head out of your ass Ryan. It’s only a matter of time before your whole scheme comes crashing down on you.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: ENOUGH I SAID! CUT THEIR MICS! CUT THEIR MICS NOW! START THE FIRST MATCH! CUT THEIR MICS NAOW!
Aubree and Aprila get their mics cut as Cadance and Ryan get out of the ring. Ryan rages with his crown and title as Aubree and Aprila leave the scene. Ryan loses it as he barks at Patricia Downs to get in the ring.
We pan over to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the opening match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
Victor Abel: Mesdames et Messieurs, ladies and gentleman...
Victor appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is a plump bald man with a long black beard. He is wearing a black suit. He pats the booing crowd down and speaks again.
Victor Abel: Please welcome... Andre Pierre!
"French Patriot" begins to play on the audio system. Andre Pierre walks out to loud boos from the crowd. He is wearing a pair of shiny blue trunks and black knee pads, elbow pads and boots. He makes his way down to the ring with Victor following behind him closely, applauding his prized asset. Andre gets into the ring and holds his arms up to the crowd. He does a few stretches and waits.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Andre Pierre!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Andre Pierre vs. Conner Creed
The aggressive nature of both men is evident as they swing wildly at each other! The fans roar as the two ruthless superstars start exchanging left and rights! Andre throws a left, then a right! Conner throws a right, then a left! Andre kicks Conner in the stomach and hits a snap DDT! Conner drops onto the canvass and Andre goes for a quick cover! Conner gets his arm up straight away!
Steve White: A highly energetic start here!
Conner manages to get around the back of Andre and position him for a headlock. He starts hitting him on the back of the skull from back mount position. Conner's aggression shows as he jumps off Andre and then straight back onto him with a sharp elbow! He stands Andre Pierre up and bounces him off the ropes, hitting him on the rebound with a kitchen sink knee to the gut! Andre Pierre falls and Conner Creed covers!
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Conner Creed stomps on Andre Pierre a few times and then stands him up. He lifts him into the air and nails a suplex! Andre Pierre drops to the canvass and Conner Creed goes for another elbow! Andre Pierre moves and quickly jumps at Conner Creed, hitting a running elbow! Conner Creed drops and Pierre goes for the cover!
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Steve White: Well, both men have tried covers in this contest. Both superstars seem keen to wrap this one up quick!
Chuck Thompson: Andre Pierre might have finally met his match in the form of Conner Creed!
Andre Pierre stands Conner Creed up and hits a Suplex. He drops down to Conner and starts elbowing him in the ribs. He goes for a headlock but Conner manages to squirm out of it and reverse it into a quick cover! Andre gets out! Both men stand up and Andre goes for a clothesline! Conner Creed avoids it and kicks Pierre in the stomach, he goes for a Clothesline From Hell but Andre dodges it and goes for a Super Kick but Conner catches his leg and throws him over his head! Pure strength from Conner! The biker grins and lifts Andre Pierre up, going for the end but Andre Pierre gets away from Conner and hits a Step up Enziguri! Conner drops and Andre Pierre goes for the cover but Conner reverses it into a cover of his own!
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Steve White: Conner Creed nearly stole it! BY GAWD!
Andre Pierre stands up and rages at Conner, shouting at him for the sneaky roll up attempt. Conner grins and runs at Andre, hitting him with left and rights! Andre slips behind Conner and hits him in the back of the head with a jumping knee! Conner stumbles and turns around walking straight into Dark Magic! Andre covers after the super kick!
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Outta nowhere Black Man appears in the ring and knocks into both men on the mat then gets up and starts stomping both Creed and Pierre out!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Due to interference… This match has been declared a no contest!
Steve White: What!? The CPM ruined a match already!? What the fuck is Black Man doing out here I thought he was too hurt to compete in this match and now he’s ruining it? Fucking pussy!
Black Man hits Andre with a big Black Stunn! The fans boo but Black Man flips them off! He waits for Creed to get back up! As Creed turns around he hits him with a big spinebuster right on the mat! Andre and Conner are down and Black Man stands triumphant as he demands a mic!
Black Man: You boys wanna run your mouth about the Corporate Monarchy huh? You both wanna run your mouths about the BLACK MAN!? Well look at you both now!
Steve White: What an asshole!
Black Man: You’re not better than the Monarchy and you’re not better than the Black Man! Let me catch you fucking pussy ass bitches talking shit about me again and I’ll end your pathetic careers!
Black Man raises his backhand to the two downed men as the fans boo him. Black Man flips them off and slides out of the ring, raising his arms to all the boos as we fade backstage.
We come backstage to find Alexander Corvis with a mic, running up the hallway as the camera follows him. The fans cheer as the feed booms in on the tron and we see Corvis catch up with Mazzio.
Alexander Corvis: Mazzio... Mazzio! Do you have a second of your time?
Mazzio: NO! I'm going to find Ryan Morgan and kick his ass once and for all and end this embarrassment.
Corvis runs alongside Mazzio
Alexander Corvis: But you know you can't do that. If you touch Morgan he'll fire you!
Mazzio: If me kicking the shit out of Ryan Morgan means that I get fired then so be it. You have to pick your battles in life and Ryan Morgan has screwed with my friends and I for the last time. I'm finding him and I'm kicking his ass... It doesn't help that he's ducking me right now though...
Alexander Corvis: I heard he made his way to the Corporate Monarchy Locker Room...
Mazzio: Well mark my fucking words Corvis. I'm going to destroy Morgan tonight and if I have to beat the shit out of the Corporate Monarchy while I'm at it and get fired then so be it... Now get the fuck outta my way!
Mazzio shoves passed Corvis and makes his way up stairs as Corvis tells the feed to cut and we fade back into the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the opening match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 5 way dance set under elimination rules!
The song Im'Mortal by Skinny Puppy starts to blats through out the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, Destiny Hunter starts to come on out and the fans boo her.. She walks past the fans while smiling evilly sexy into the camera. She get in the ring and she talks trash into the camera as she waits on who she'll be facing.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Destiny Hunter!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… The Wild Cat… Savannah!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving blue and green lights strobed thoughout. The fans cheer as Aprila steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she strikes a fighter stance slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the baracade with cheers! The mysterious Aprila adjusts her veil and breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Aprila has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder and making sure her mask is on tight before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: And next… Aprila!
'Smoke' by PVRIS begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And making her way to the ring… One half of the Tag Team Champions… Hannah Walters!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Aprila vs. Destiny Hunter vs. Hannah Walters vs. Savannah vs. Zoe McDraven
The match begins and Savannah instantly locks up with Aprila while Zoe locks up with Hannah and the fans go wild! Destiny and Savannah start to work together and double team Aprila! The fans are going nuts as Hannah hoists Zoe up and plants her with a massive suplex! Destiny and Savannah stop beating Aprila down and launch her off of the ropes! When she comes back Aprila takes them both out with a double shoulder block! The fans are going wild as they all get back up and Zoe and Hannah spill into the center of the ring trading blows!
Steve White: There is a lot of energy in this contest but only one woman can win here tonight and the woman that does will definitely gather some big momentum for herself!
Chuck Thompson: You got that fuckin’ right! Look at these women Steve, look at how smoking hot they all are! Look at fuckin’ Hannah Walters!!
Hannah explodes off and punches the fuck out of Zoe McDraven’s midsection! Zoe coughs up and falls in a heap on the mat! Hannah goes to cover but Savannah jumps on Hannah and starts clawing her eyes out! On the other end of the ring Destiny charges Aprila but Aprila ducks her then comes back and hits her with a Wheelbarrow Bulldog! The fans go nuts and Aprila covers Destiny! Savannah can’t get up from Hannah to save her!
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Patricia Downs: Destiny Hunter has been eliminated!
Steve White: Aprila takes out Destiny Hunter! Four women remain in this contest!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah and Destiny are partners and now Savannah is in it alone! Can she stay in this one with the loss of her partner?!
Zoe has recovered and as Hannah puts Savannah down with Hannah’s Lullaby, she locks Hannah in Kinetic Energy from behind before she can cover Savannah! Zoe has the hold locked in tight and Hannah starts thrashing around! Zoe tightens her wrench as Hannah almost pries herself free with her bare hands! Savannah trips Hannah up and they go to the mat! Zoe wraps her legs around Hannah and tightens the Kinetic Energy hold! Hannah is fading and chooses to tap out instead of pass out! The fans go nuts!
Patricia Downs: Hannah Walters has been eliminated!
Steve White: Savannah and Zoe working together to take out Hannah Walters from this match and they got rid of possibly the biggest threat in this match by working together!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah could have probably taken all of these girls tonight but she didn’t count on the resilient Zoe having something up her sleeve! 3 women remain in this intense contest!
Zoe gets up to her feet as Aprila comes from behind and goes for a superkick but Zoe trips Aprila up and tries to get her in Kinetic Energy! The fans go nuts but luckily Aprila is able to use her speed and size to get out of the hold! She turns around but gets a Shockwave from Zoe! The fans go NUTS with cheers! Zoe is about to cover but turns right around into a Pounce from Savannah! The fans get to their feet! Savannah covers!
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Patricia Downs: Zoe McDraven has been eliminated!
Steve White: Savannah takes out Zoe! She knows how dangerous Zoe is and she took advantage and got rid of her with Pounce! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: 2 women remain in this intense contest but only one can win it! Aprila is looking groggy after that Shockwave!
Savannah lines Aprila up! She goes for Pounce but Aprila leapfrogs her! The fans are on their feet! Aprila tries for a superkick but it’s ducked once again! Savannah locks Aprila up from behind and tries a German Suplex but Aprila rolls off of her back and goes for a roundhouse! Savannah ducks it and hits Aprila with an elbow to the face! Savannah gets Aprila in an armhold but Aprila spins out of it and hits Savannah with a big double knee facebuster! The fans all get up to their feet and cheer! Savannah stumbles around before walking right into Celestial Shot! Everyone goes nuts and Aprila falls on Savannah for the cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Aprila!
Steve White: Aprila does it! She picks up a huge win against 4 other divas here tonight and picks up much needed momentum!
Chuck Thompson: That was a great match! Savannah was a cunt hair away from winning this one but Aprila just had the resiliency to outlast her! What an effort by these divas and what a match!!
Aprila gets up and gets her hand raised as her music plays and we fade to a commercial.
We come back and Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA as the fans rise to their feet and cheer and boo at Jason as he walks out from the back. He steps foot onto the stage sporting a pair of jeans and a white shirt. He walks down the entrance ramp with intent in his eyes and circles the ring. He grabs a microphone from the ring announcer and then enters the ring. He stands in the center of the ring as his music fades out. He stands there with a microphone in hand before raising it up to his lips to address the fans.
Jason Dave: Last week, I inducted the Underground Kingz into the EHWF Hall of Fame and now, I stand before you as the first living, breathing, two time inductee into the EHWF Hall of Fame.
The fans roar in approval of the statement. Jason nods his head before returning to his address
Jason Dave: Along with my the induction I threw out the challenge to William Ryder, otherwise know as Bill ‘The Scourge’ Ryder. A Barbed Wire cage match with the only stipulation being make your opponent utter the two words that no man ever wishes to utter…
Jason’s voice trailed off for a second before continuing.
Jason Dave ...I quit.
The fans roar to their feet in anticipation of the match.
Jason Dave: I’m here to tell you that Bill, has officially agreed to the match. You will see him and I in a Barbed Wire cage match and I promise you but most importantly I promise you, Michael Rissi, that I will slaughter him. I will bathe the ring in his blood and I will make him say I quit.
Everyone roars in approval.
Jason Dave: Bill, like I said before this match is personal. You will not come out of this the same person. You’re going to step foot with a mentally unstable God’s gift to pro fucking wrestling and you’re going to be dragged out bone by bone, muscle by muscle, piece by fucking piece out of the ring. I will not stop, I will not rest, until Rissi’s killer has been apprehended. You can say vengeance has taken me over, but let’s see you try and stop me.
Jason moves himself to one of the corners of the ring and perches himself up on the turnbuckle.
Jason Dave: Once you take your first steps re-entering the EHWF ring I hope you cherish them like they’re your kids because after I’m through with you, if you’re even alive at that point, you won’t even be able to walk out of the hospital they’ll take you to. Bill, I thought I knew you, I thought you were my brother and I thought we had each other’s backs. I guess the fact that I nearly broke your neck to get my chance at the title that has eluded me for years dug a real thorn in your side. You hate seeing those close to you succeed yet you hate when those close to you fail and wither in pain. You want all the glory but you want those close to you not to succeed or be in pain. You want them to stand idly by and be someone you can rub your success in their face.
Jason lowers his head and hangs the microphone out of his hand. He begins to grip it with only the tips of his fingers before swinging it back up to his lips.
Jason Dave: Eli was right, you have changed.
With that, Jason drops the microphone as his music hits. He walks away as Patricia Downs gets in the ring.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... James Champ!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And next... His partner... Sah'ta Thor!
The lights dim and flicker as CPM music hits the PA System. The fans all dive into a flood of boos as the Corporate Power Monarchy team emerges on the ramp, looking out at the fans arrogantly as they taunt the crowd. They make their way down the ramp, continuing to taunt the fans and soak in the hatred before getting to the ring. They swarm the ring like hornets and all get in one after the other.
Patricia Downs: And now... Introducing their opponents... Representing the Corporate Monarchy... They are the EHWF Hardcore Champion and Jr Heavyweight Champion respectively... Lord Raab and Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Kevin Hunter & Lord Raab vs. James Champ & Sah'ta Thor
The bell sounds and Champ and Raab lock up! Champ elbows Raab in the face and gets some quick jabs in but Raab is unfazed! James lunges at Raab but Raab boots James in the face then hits him with a big elbow drop! The fans are going wild as Raab bounces off of the ropes and goes to hit James with a senton splash! James rolls out of it before Raab can get him and Raab hits the mat! James bounces off of the ropes and dropkicks a sitting Raab in the face! Raab gets back up, enraged and grabs Champ, tossing him hard into the corner! Raab runs at Champ but Champ moves out of the way and Raab eats the corner hard then Champ dropkicks him to the mat in the next frame! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Raab with intensity right there! Raab was dominating James Champ but Champ broke out, said no more and now he's fighting with the heart and courage of a lion! Champ has unfinished business and he's going to get it in tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Champ just gave Raab a thwacking right there with a flurry of expert moves but Raab still seems pretty unfazed! The Corporate Monster wants blood tonight and Champ is on the menu!
Both are back up and they start to trade big rights and lefts! The fans go wild as Raab drops Champ with a monter uppercut! Champ gets up so Raab boots him in the gut then then brings Champ up and grabs him by the throat! Champ stumbles around in Raab's grasp as Raab is going to end it! Raab gets Champ up off his feet but Thor blind tags his way into the match while Champ is up! Raab chokeslams Champ and covers but the ref doesn't count, telling Raab the tag was made! Thor runs in and runs his boot right into Raab's skull and covers him!
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Steve White: Thor pulling a fast one there and saving this contest but still it wasn't enough to out Raab away!!
Chuck Thompson: If anything it just pissed Raab off more! Now Thor has his hands full but Thor is no push over! He'll take it to Raab right now!
Thor dishes out quick right jabs to the side of Raab’s face as he gets up! Raab shoves Thor off of him! They come to lock up but Thor dishes out some knees into Raab’s side! Raab just won’t go down and chops Thor in the head! Thor goes down and the fans are going nuts! Raab grabs Thor around the throat and lifts him to his feet but Thor slaps Raab’s arm away then punches Raab in the face! Thor bounces off of the ropes and comes back, hitting Raab with a big shoulder block!
Steve White: Thor fighting back as hard as he can against the seemingly indestructible Raab!
Chuck Thompson: Raab just isn’t going down but Thor isn’t either!
Raab loses it and slides out of the ring. Hunter tires to reason with Raab but Raab ignores him. Raab grabs a chair from the outside and Hunter tries to stop him but he can’t Raab gets in the ring with the steel chair but the ref goes and wrestles with Raab over the chair! Raab wants to crack Thor over the skull but the ref won’t let Raab any closer with the chair! Thor shakes his head and edges closer until Kevin Hunter runs in from behind and cracks Thor in the back of the head with the Jr Heavyweight title belt! The fans boo and the ref doesn’t see as he’s distracted with Raab!
Steve White: Cheap shot! Cheap shot from Hunter! What the fuck! Damn Corporate Monarchy!!
Chuck Thompson: Is that the only way they can win with cheap shots! Damn Hunter, Thor had momentum in this one!
Thor is down and bleeding on the mat! Kevin laughs until James Champ runs in and superkicks him in the mouth! The fans cheer! Kevin hits the ropes and Champ clotheslines Kevin Hunter over the top ropes! Both Hunter and Champ crash on the outside and everyone is going nuts!
Steve White: Champ just took out Hunter! What a move from Champ!
Chuck Thompson: Raab is still up though! Get outta their Thor!
Raab releases the chair to he ref! He pushes the ref aside and grabs Thor around the throat! A bleeding Thor boots Raab in the gut and pulls him in for Parasite Ever and the fans go nuts! Raab twists out of it and pulls Thor back, grabbing his throat and hitting him with a massive chokeslam! The fans boo as Raab drops the elbow on Thor’s chest and covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab and the Jr Heavyweight Champion Kevin Hunter!
Steve White: That was complete and utter bullshit! Fucking Corporate Monarchy!
Chuck Thompson: Champ and Thor fought like titans here tonight but the tricks and skills of the Corporate Monarchy were just too much for them!
Champ looks up and sees they pulled a fast one. Hunter gets up and laughs until Champ hits him with A Certain Death! The fans go nuts but it isn’t enough for Champ. Champ threatens Lord Raab and backs off up the ramp as we fade out to a commercial.
The camera pans to the ring where a round coffee table is set up, with a fancy cloth design over it. There are four chairs around the table and a tea pot in the middle, the crowd seem confused. "Better than you!" hits and out walks Ryan Morgan Rissi. He is wearing a full royal gown equipped with a blue cape, blue crown and the United Kingdom Championship around his waist. Cadance is linking his arm, wearing an elegant black dress. He saunters down to the ring with Cadance, the crowd pelt garbage. The power couple enter and sit down. RMR grabs a mic.
RMR: Here-ye! Here-ye! Welcome ladies and gentleman, to the two thousand and sixteen official EHWF Tea Party. My beautiful Cadance suggested this party and I think it's a splendid idea. I've got two huge guests too. So, without any further delay... please welcome Prince Charles and THE QUEEN!
The crowd gasp and don't know what to make of it. Truth be told, the American people like English royalty and do take a keen interest. However, due to their meeting with RMR, the fans are treating it with caution. Nonetheless, they clap and applaud for Charles and the Queen. They walk down to the ring with heavy security around them. They get in and sit down, while RMR pours them some tea.
RMR: Welcome... your royal greatness's. This is EHWF, a professional wrestling company that I run. The crowd love what I do...
The crowd boo!
RMR: SHUT THE HELL UP! ROYALTY IS IN THE RING! So, Charlie boy, Liz, how was the journey?
Prince Charles: Well, it could've been better. This place just seems to be full of rednecks and criminals. It was a daunting task getting into the arena tonight. It's like they've got something against the British people...
RMR: Hmmm, not down to me, they love me. Maybe it's your hair. Anyway, I have something to show you...
Ryan Morgan Rissi places the United Kingdom Championship on the table and grins. The Queen looks at it with pure disgust and looks at Charles with bemused eyes.
The Queen: What in the name... why is my face... what in the... Charles, we're leaving...
The pair get up to leave but RMR stands up and pleads with them to stay. He sits them back down and puts the belt away. The crowd laugh at the stupidity of this event.
RMR: It's not meant to be an insult, sorry! It's meant to be a symbol of excellence... it's meant to show humble beginnings. This belt is a gift for you, it is a belt that is yours as much as mine... when I defend it, it is in your name. FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY!
The Queen: One presumes that the belt is only challenged for by a British wrestler? Hmm?
RMR: Ummm, well, yeah! yeah! that's right! Only a British wrestler can challenge me. Correct!
The crowd boo heavily. They know that this new clause means the belt will never leave Morgan Rissi's side.
The Queen: In that case, one is amused. The United Kingdom Championship should be one of British profile, not one to be tampered with by those American bastards... Those... Cunts...
The crowd are shocked by the language used!
Prince Charles: Oh mother.. I do say... I do say...
RMR: It is official! The belt I hold can only be challenged for by British wrestlers! So I decree!
The crowd boo and pelt garbage. RMR stands up and starts shouting at the fans! He throws garbage back at them and then shouts security to come and save the royal pair! He holds a mic up and shouts!
RMR: REPEAT AFTER ME! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
The crowd boo so loud it is deafening. The Queen and Prince Charles are ushered up the ramp by ten security staff. RMR stands in the ring looking pumped up.
RMR: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
The crowd continues to be hostile and RMR flees the ring, running up the ramp with Cadance. The scene fades to a commercial for Mountain Dew.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following main event contest is set for one fall and it's for the Showtime Championship!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… TQ Smooth!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent... The Showtime Champion... Blaise!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Blaise (c) vs. TQ Smooth
The bell rings and Blaise and TQ circle each other. They come close together and lock up! They both wrestle for control but come to a stalemate! TQ starts ruthlessly kneeing Blaise in the midsection as hard as he can then he pounds her in the back with a big TQ palm. Blaise teeters but she doesn’t go down. Blaise jumps up and uppercuts TQ right in the chin as he spits out a tooth! TQ falls backwards into the ropes but bounces as Blaise takes him out with a forearm smash and both get up! She gets up and TQ tries to kick her in the midsection but she catches his boot then pulls him forward and headbutts him! TQ falls back and grabs his eyes and nose as blood begins to flow from his nose! TQ is out of it as Blaise approaches him and the fans go nuts!
Steve White: These two were fighting tough but Blaise is a badass. She headbutted the shit out of TQ smooth and sent him to another dimension but she’s ready for more!
Chuck Thompson: I always said she was hard headed. TQ talked a big game with the Monarchy this week but I think he’s underestimated Blaise tonight.
Blaise boots TQ in the gut but he hits her with a right hand! TQ picks her back up and gets her in a headlock, trying to get her to tap out but she grabs his legs and lifts him up, following up with a gargantuan slam on the mat! TQ rolls back to his feet holding Blaise hits him a spinning elbow to the back of the head! They both run at each other and take each other down with a double clothesline! Blaise falls to the mat and TQ quickly goes to stomp her out! He lays the boots to her! The ref pulls TQ away and TQ, in a rage screams at the ref. TQ turns back to the ring to find Blaise waiting for him. They go to lock up once more but she moves behind him and quickly rolls him up out of nowhere
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Steve White: Blaise almost has TQ right then and there! TQ was fighting back but Blaise came back even harder! TQ seems enraged that he can’t keep up right now!
Chuck Thompson: There is no doubt that TQ is hitting hard but Blaise is dominating and shrugging off TQ’s offense. He’ll have to try something else to take her down because what he’s doing now isn’t enough!
Blaise gets up and yells at the ref who turns back around and tells her it was only 2! Blaise comes behind TQ and turns him around. She gets him in a headlock! The fans go nuts! She handles him around the ring and can’t get out until he elbows her in the side and pushes her off then turns her around and hits her with a right hand! Blaise falls back to the mat and TQ bounces off of the ropes, coming back and hitting Blaise with a legdrop on the mat!
Steve White: TQ fighting back now but these little bursts of energy aren’t enough to take Blaise down, he’s going to have to go harder if he wants to take her out!
Chuck Thompson: TQ needs a new plan it doesn’t look like he can keep up right now and the Monarchy are counting on him tonight!
TQ picks Blaise up and hoist her up for a suplex but she drops off of him and bounces off of the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but she ducks him and bounces off of the ropes again, picking up ridiculous speed! She jumps up and takes TQ down with a big flying forearm! They both get up and Blaise hits TQ with a head scissor takedown! TQ slides out of the ring and holds his neck to recover but Blaise quickly baseball slides out and kicks TQ, sending him into the barricade! The fans cheer as Blaise slides out of the ring and grabs TQ by the head. She rolls him back in the ring and slides in herself but TQ dashes up and elbows her in the midsection! TQ grabs her face from behind and tosses her down into the mat to buy him some time! TQ smashes the mat with his fist as he is completely spent and sees that Blaise hasn’t broken a sweat yet.
Steve White: And now TQ is raging, probably trying to build some sort of momentum or something! He just can’t seem to get one over on Blaise tonight but he is surviving which is the important thing!
Chuck Thompson: He’ll have to go back to answer to Morgan Rissi embarrassed and humiliated if he can’t get the job done tonight after talking such a big game!
TQ forces himself up and faces Blaise but Blaise explodes in a flash of speed that TQ doesn’t even register. She plunges a massive fist into his gut and the fans gasp at her ridiculous speed! TQ coughs up some blood and rolls out of the ring and the fans go nuts! Blaise slides out of the ring and picks him up! He tries to fight her off but it’s no good! She bounces his head off of the apron then rolls him back into the ring! Blaise covers as the fans go WILD!
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Steve White: That was a close call! Blaise almost put TQ away for good there! What a monstrous punch that was!
Chuck Thompson: Punch?! Did you see how fast she fucking moved!?
Blaise picks TQ up and viscously knees him in the side then bounces him off of the ropes and hits him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Blaise goes to cover TQ but he thumbs her in the eye and she falls back! TQ has bought time to recover but he knows he doesn’t have long. TQ gets up and faces Blaise! He boots her in the midsection then swings but she blocks it and jabs TQ right in his face! A bleeding TQ backs off as Blaise approaches him! TQ grabs the ref and uses him as a human shield! The ref rages at TQ but TQ shoves him into Blaise and both Blaise and the ref go down!
Chuck Thompson: TQ just launched the ref at Blaise! They’re both down!
Blaise tosses the ref off of her and the ref looks out of it! She gets up and TQ boots her in the midsection but she drops TQ with a big right hand! Blaise goes to follow up but Black Man runs in the ring behind her and hits her in the back with a massive forearm!
Steve White: Black Man! Black Man! Black Man is out here and he’s attacking Blaise while the ref is out!
Chuck Thompson: Fucking assholes! Fuck the Monarchy! Fuck the Queen!
Black Man starts stomping Blaise out! Ryan Morgan Rissi and Angus Murphy get in the ring and start helping Black Man stomp out Blaise! The fans boo as they all swarm on her! Ryan checks that the ref is down and they continue the assault as TQ joins in!
Steve White: TQ Smooth gets the help of the Corporate Monarchy and they’re pulling a fast one while the ref is out!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck this match!
They continue the assault and they pick up Blaise! Blaise elbows Black Man in the face then locks up with Angus and drops him with a right hand! TQ spins Blaise around for the TQ Special but she ducks his arm and hits TQ with the Soporose! The fans go nuts! She wants a cover but there is no ref! The ref is stiring but he’s down. She gets up and comes face to face with Morgan Rissi. Ryan stances but turns around and rolls out of the ring! Blaise gets spun around off the distraction and gets hit with a Black Stunn! Blaise is down and out and Black Man drags TQ Smooth on top of her as Ryan screams at the ref to get up! The ref crawls over as Black Man gets out and he counts!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Showtime Champion… TQ Smooth!
Steve White: I swear this is the most fucked thing ever! The Corporate Monarchy CHEAT to win this match. They can interfere in anything now? This is just a play ground for Ryan Morgan Rissi since he became owner? This is MESSED UP!
Chuck Thompson: These guys don’t deserve anything! They don’t deserve this title and they don’t deserve to be in EHWF. What a dark time for EHWF…
The fans boo the arena down and pelt garbage at the Monarchy members. Ryan Morgan Rissi ushers for the rest of the Monarchy to come out and Kevin Hunter and Lord Raab join TQ Smooth, Black Man and Angus Murphy on the outside.
RMR: You wanna boo me?! Fuck you all! WE can do whatever the fuck we want because I AM KING! Now watch us!
Ryan directs traffic as Blaise stands up in the ring. Black Man jumps up on the apron in front of her. TQ gets up on the apron behind her. Ryan and Angus get up on the apron on the left and Kevin and Raab get up on the apron on the ring and Blaise is completely surrounded and outnumbered!
Chuck Thompson: Oh no…
RMR: Monarchy… Attack!
All the Monarchy members get their first leg in the ring but as they do the lighting changes and Mazzio’s music hits! They all stop suddenly as Blaise looks around. Mazzio appears on the stage and Ryan starts raging!
Mazzio: I told you I’d come for you Morgan… Time to die bitch…
Mazzio makes his way down the ramp. Ryan starts to panic and releases TQ Smooth! TQ runs up the ramp with the Showtime Championship ready and swings it but Mazzio ducks him and superkicks the already beaten up TQ in the jaw! The fans go nuts! Morgan drops off the apron and backs off as he orders the others around while Mazzio gets halfway down the ramp! Kevin Hunter runs up and trades punches with Mazzio! Mazzio knees Hunter in the gut and tosses him into the barricade! Lord Raab collides with Mazzio and comes off second best leading Mazzio to toss him into the other side of the barricade!
Steve White: Mazzio cleaning house right now and taking out some of the Monarchy right now to get to Morgan Rissi!
Chuck Thompson: If he touches Ryan then it’s all over for him but he’s too angry! He has no self control!!
Black Man demands a chair and Angus gets him a steel chair! Angus gets in the ring and hides behind Black Man as Black Man stands on the apron and calls for Mazzio to fight! Angus dives out of the way as Blaise sprints across the ring and boots Black Man off of the apron! Black Man goes flying off of the apron! He wasn’t expecting it and scurries up to his feet but doesn’t have enough time and Mazzio Iron Punches the steel chair into his head! The Corporate Monarchy are down and the fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Mazzio tears this place apart! He tears it apart and now Morgan Rissi is fucked!!
Chuck Thompson: So is Mazzio if he touches him!
Ryan legs it and vaults the barricade, sprinting through the crowd! Mazzio gives chase and the two disappear into the crowd then back through the backstage of the arena as the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Morgan legs it but Mazzio is much faster! They disappeared backstage! Can we get cameras back there?!
Black Man and TQ help each other up on the outside as Raab and Hunter help each other up. They’re all exhausted but they look back in the ring and Blaise is seething with rage! She boots Angus in the gut and hoists him in! She holds him up and the fans cheer! The Monarchy look out but no one wants to go in and help Angus!
Black Man: Don’t do it! DO NOT DO IT! I am warning you don’t do it! That’s fucking Angus Murphy! Don’t fucking do it Blaise!
Blaise flattens Angus Murphy with Trail Blaiser and the Monarchy all shrill at the same time. Blaise yanks Murphy back up to plant him with another Trail Blaiser then another and another!
Blaise: I’ll see you guys next week.
Blaise smirks as the Monarchy look pissed and Angus looks like linguini.
Steve White: Well ladies and gentlemen it’s been an amazing night and I can’t wait to see the fall out next week! We’ll see you next week… Goo night and be safe!
We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.