Post by EHWF Management on Jul 11, 2016 9:48:47 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw some amazing stuff go down at Come At Me Bro, most notably the EHWF Championship changing hands three times during the night! Blaise defeated Eli in a last minute match to open the night to capture the title for a 3rd time. James Champ capitalized and took down Blaise to capture the title for his second time but ultimately it was the man – Eli Sykes who slithered back into the Championship position by the end of the night to capture the title for a second time! Tonight, we get to witness the fallout of all of this!
Chuck Thompson: Tonight we have a big main event set by RMR himself! Aprila did the unthinkable last week in the middle of a CPM ambush! She outwitted the CPM and burned the UK Championship – effectively destroying the title altogether! RMR has promised that Aprila will be dealt with here tonight and he’s set up an unfair lumberjack main event where all of the CPM members are lumberjacks! If RMR loses he will step down as EHWF Owner but if Aprila loses she will have to unmask herself! The only thing Ryan Morgan Rissi has on his mind tonight is humiliating then destroying Aprila for what she’s done to him and the CPM!
Steve White: That’s not all though Chuck! Tonight is a HUGE night of action! We have not one but two title matches tonight! I feel like this card should be a PPV! First we’re gonna see Eli and Hannah – the dominant team that has held the Tag Titles for a while now, defend them against the CPM teaming of Black Man and Kevin Hunter! Can the CPM grasp the Tag Team Championships or will Eli just keep climbing what seems to be a never ending mountain of momentum?
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that but after that we have the Co-Main Event where Silver Kazama will take on the man who has been ambushing him and tormenting him for weeks now, The Monster Lord Raab! Raab! Silver earned a shot at Raab a couple months back and tonight is the night Silver gets the opportunity to get even with The Corporate Monster and to take the Hardcore Championship from Raab and the CPM! It won’t be easy though! Raab took out Zoe McDraven, one of the most dominant Hardcore Champs ever and he’s not looking to lose it to Silver tonight! This one will be one to watch!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop as we reach the end of The Path to Scars and Stripes! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This opening contest is a triple threat match set for one fall!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Jade!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next... Savannah!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Making her way to the ring now… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
The match starts with all three divas circling each other in the ring. They stare at one another, and then they all begin attacking each other at the same time. Jade gets knocked down and Zoe begins kicking her in the ribs repeatedly. Savannah does a little bit as well, but then suddenly elbows Zoe in the face! Zoe stumbles backwards and Savannah goes on the offensive, pummeling her in the corner of the ring with kicks, punches, and knees. She pulls her violently out of the ring and lifts her up and holds her up for a few seconds, before dropping her down almost on her head with a brutal brainbuster! Jade gets up and dropkicks Savannah into the corner of the ring. She runs at her and does a back handspring flip and elbows Savannah in the face!
Steve White: Each diva is getting their early hits in. But which one will come out on top of it all?
Chuck Thompson: The three are looking to build some momentum to get a much needed good start heading into Scars and Stripes. It’s hard to tell who is going to take the win here tonight but you have to think Zoe is the favourite...
Jade picks up Zoe and goes for a move, but Zoe reverses it into a DDT! Zoe then spins around and quickly begins laying punches down to the face of Jade. She sees Savannah coming out of the corner of the ring and runs over to her and knees her in the gut. She then runs against the ropes and runs back and hits a scissor kick! Jade climbs back up to her feet and Zoe hits her with a quick jab and then a left hook. She hits a snapmare on Jade then begins to climb to the top rope. Once on top, she jumps off, looking for a moonsault, but Jade rolls out of the way just in time! Zoe lands hard on her back on the ring mat as all three women struggle to get back up to their feet from the fast action.
Steve White: All three divas down right now! Who will get up first?! Fast action and big moves have taken hold of this contest and the fans love this opener!
Chuck Thompson: All three of these divas want that fresh start headed into Scars and Stripes! Zoe wants to get back on top after so long in the spotlight. Savannah wants to get some of her own back and Jade needs a better showing from last week to get on track! We can only have one winner though!
Zoe and Savannah are to their feet first. The two women begin exchanging slaps back and fourth. Jade climbs back to her feet and hits a double dropkick on both of the women at the same time! Jade then begins stomping Savannah then gets down and chokes her. The referee counts to four, and Jade leaves the choke in. Zoe comes up behind her and hits a backbreaker. Zoe goes for the pin.
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KICK OUT!
Savannah pulls Zoe off! Savannah begins hitting hard elbows to the ribs of Zoe. She pulls Zoe back up to her feet and hits a snap suplex! Savannah then grabs her by the neck and chokes her before throwing her halfway across the ring!
Steve White: Savannah definitely has power, and it showed right there! Savannah needs to show dominance right now!
Chuck Thompson: She can definitely be a force to be reckoned with here in EHWF if she uses that intensity more often in my opinion.
Zoe tries to stumble back to her feet but Savannah launches a big kick to her head! Zoe is down and Savannah wants the cover but Zoe makes it to the ropes! Jade watches as Savannah stalks Zoe and picks her up from the ropes then scoops her up and slams her on her back in the corner! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Savannah with a big power move right there taking out Zoe and she could have this one in the bag!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah has done great here tonight and is in control but it looks like Jade is back up and ready to fight!
Jade slowly climbs back to her feet, but Savannah sees her getting up from the corner of her eye and hits a spinning lariat straight to her face! Jade falls back down to the ring mat, but is quickly violently dragged back up to her feet by her hair by Savannah. Savannah throws Jade into the corner of the ring and then walks across the ring. She runs at Jade and hits a spinning back elbow to her face! Jade falls to the ring mat and Savannah kicks her a few times out of the ring. Zoe comes running up behind Savannah outta nowhere and hits a high jump kick on her! The fans go NUTS! Zoe drags her to the corner of the ring and hits Savannah with Shockwave! She then drags Savannah to the center of the ring and pins her!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match… Zoe McDraven!
We return to the ring where Patricia is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This match is a triple threat match is set for one fall!
Myles Lucas comes out with a manikin/sex-doll with a picture of Hannah Walters face on it! He psychotically brushes its fake hair as he talks to it and makes his way down to the ring to laughs and boos. Myles obsession with Hannah is obvious as he hands the doll to the ref and he puts it ringside!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Myles Lucas!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
Everyone pegs food and garbage at Blade as he runs down the ramp and slides in the ring!
Patricia Downs: Next… Making his way to the ring… John Blade!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent for tonight’s bout… Xavier Pierce!
DING DING DING!
The match starts off with Xavier Pierce going straight for John Blade and hitting him with a clothesline, sending John Blade down to the ring mat hard. Xavier Pierce then begins stomping John Blade repeatedly while he is down on the mat and Myles Lucas decides he wants in the match. He walks up behind Xavier Pierce and plants him on his face with a facebuster! Myles Lucas then jumps back up to his feet and begins stomping Xavier Pierce just like he was stomping John Blade just moments ago. He then quits with Xavier Pierce and picks up John Blade and slams him back down right away with a scoop slam. He goes for a quick pin.
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KICKOUT!
Steve White: Myles Lucas has had a lot of hype about him up until now, hopefully he follows through with it and hopefully he can get past his obsession with Hannah Walters!
Chuck Thompson: I’ll admit I have an obsession with Hannah Walters, what man wouldn’t but Myles Lucas is a real little bitch with his obsession!
Lucas then gets fired up as the fans are enjoying the show so far. But his moment of adrenaline quickly runs out as Xavier Pierce walks up behind him and dropkicks him in the back of the fucking skull! Myles Lucas stumbles forward and trips over the downed body of John Blade. Xavier Pierce hops back up to his feet and walks over to the downed body of John Blade and picks him up himself. He throws him over the top rope and out of the ring. He then sets his sights on the man he just dropkicked, Myles Lucas. He picks him up, but Myles Lucas lands some hard punches to the stomach of Xavier Pierce. Pierce is quick to turn the tables again though, as he knees Myles Lucas twice in the chest. Myles Lucas stumbles backwards and begins coughing! Xavier Pierce knees Myles in the gut and then gets him in a headlock before he lets Myles Lucas go just to plant Myles with a big sidekick to the head!
Steve White: Xavier Pierce is brutalizing Myles Lucas here tonight! Lucas is supposed to be a hall of famer or world champion or whatever the fuck he is but the only thing he’s showing that he is right now is a little bitch!
Chuck Thompson: You are right about that. He is getting fucked up tonight and if he had even the slightest little tiny ounce of hope of impressing Hannah to win her back, that’s all gone by now! Hannah must be disgusted to see a grown man like Myles get fucked up so bad by someone who is essentially a rookie in his first match! Myles Lucas is a complete homo Steve!
Fans: Myles Sucks! Myles Sucks! Myles Sucks!
Xavier Pierce then picks up Myles Lucas and drags him to the center of the ring and picks him up onto his shoulders and hits him with a powerbomb. Myles Lucas lies in the center of the ring, holding his sides and coughing some more. John Blade then rolls back into the ring and runs at Xavier Pierce, but Pierce trips him up and jumps on top of him and begins punching him in the face repeatedly.
Steve White: John Blade shouldn't have done that! Blade might be the future but Xavier is showing that he is a force in that ring! What a great debut for him!
Chuck Thompson: Blade thought he could get the jump on Pierce but Pierce is just showing that he wants to be on the roster here on Mayhem! If Piece keeps this up he’ll have a bright future here!
Xavier Pierce comes out of nowhere and hits Blade with a belly-to-belly suplex! The fans are going nuts as Pierce turns back to the center of the ring! Xavier Pierce picks up John Blade and throws him back over the top rope once again and he smacks his head off of the crowd barrier as he follows him! Xavier Pierce then starts stomping the shit out of John Blade and the fans are going wild! Pierce pulls Blade up for his finisher on the outside but Lucas nails both of them with a steel chair! Lucas grabs Pierce and tosses Pierce in the ring!
Steve White: Myles having to resort to using a weapon in this one because he knows he’s too shit to win it on his own! It looks like this homo might have something here now Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: I doubt it… Even with the weapon he still looks and moves like a little fuck boy… I mean, he’s a veteran… He’s been dominated this WHOLE match! How pathetic! Fire his ass RMR!
Lucas tosses Pierce to the side in the ring as he gets ready with his chair. Lucas picks Pierce up and starts smacking him with big right jabs! Lucas swings the chair but Xavier fly kicks it back into his skull! Lucas stumbles around as blood flows from his forehead! Xavier grabs Lucas and starts bashing him in the head with right hands then tosses him in the corner and runs a running corner knee into his face then pulls him out for a side effect on the mat! The fans are going nuts as Xavier builds momentum and a chant! Xavier locks Myles in Broken Bow and Myles taps immediately!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Xavier Pierce!
Pierce gets up and celebrates in the ring as he stares down at Myles and gets his arms raised! Xavier shakes his head as he sees Myles crying on the canvas. We fade out backstage.
We come I backstage where Alexander Corvis is waiting in the interview area with his mic.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time is none other that the man himself – Ryan Morgan Rissi.
RMR steps into the frame not looking happy as Cadance stands behind him, cleaning her nose up from cocaine residue before the camera can get a good focus of her. The fans watching back on the tron boo wildly.
Alexander Corvis: Mr. Morgan Rissi, last week at Come At Me Bro we saw Aprila take advantage of the chaos of one of your famous ambushes and burn the UK Cham...
Cadance steps in front of Ryan and cuts Alexander off with a wild scream!
Cadance: Well he fookin’ knows that now doesn’t he? You can see he’s fookin’ upset abou’ it why do ya ‘ave ta bring is tha fook back up ya no good cunt!?
Alexander Corvis: Oh well jeez... I’m sorry I was just…
Cadance: You were jus’ bein’ a fookin’ idiot thaat’s what you were doin’!
RMR snatches the mic from Alexander Corvis and brings it to his lips.
RMR: Alexander… Do you want to know what happened to me earlier this week? The worst thing possible… The Queen called me and she was PISSED that the UK Title which displayed her elegant and royal face was burned to cinders on live TV! You know what that bitch fucking did! The Queen fucking demanded that I exit Britain! The Queen held a vote and they chose to vote out Ryan Morgan Rissi! I have been voted out of my own homeland!
Alexander Corvis: Oh… Wow… That sucks man, I’m sorry!
Cadance: Yeah well how do ya fookin’ feel now ya stupid muppet!
RMR: To top it off Corvis… The Queen took Britain to the polls right in my weakest moments, right when my championship was destroyed! The people I thought were my fellow countrymen voted to leave Ryan Morgan Rissi in the US and exile him from the greatest country in the world, ENGLAND! And it’s all Aprila’s fucking fault!
Alexander Corvis: Well what are your thoughts on the ma…
RMR: Tonight I get my revenge on Aprila when the CPM and I destroy her, tear her limb from limb, end her career and most importantly embarrass her in front of the world when I unmask her and reveal her ugly face to everyone! THIS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!!
After taking another quick snort of white off of her keys in the background – Cadance rubs RMR’s shoulders and tries to calm him down.
Cadance: Come on pet… Calm down now. Lets go in tha back and I’ll give ya a gobby before ya match.
Cadance and RMR walk off leaving Corvis alone and confused as we fade back to the arena.
We return to the ring where Patricia is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 6 man tag team match set for one fall!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Sahta Thor!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next his partner… Conner Creed!
The arena is filled with and eerie echo as the lights go out. The lights then slowly fade in, and fade out, then in again, and out just enough to see the smoke that is now surrounding the ramp as well as the ring. Then the lights begin to strobe and you can see Elysia Gallows making his way down the ramp and into the ring. When he enters the ring he stands in the center staring straight up, eyes closed, and his arms crossed in an X against his chest. In sync with the music the lights come back on instantly as fireworks go off starting at one corner of the ring and wrapping completely around it to finish where it started. (Think HBK but starting, going all the way around the ring, and then stopping.) He paces the ring side to side staring at the stage waiting for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And joining them… Making his way to the ring… Elysia Gallows!
As the opening chord to 'This Means War' began to flow throughout the sold out arena. The once two-time Jr. Heavyweight Champion & North American Champion slowly made his presence known to the live crowd. The Scourge raised his arms arrogantly into the air as he stepped forward, displaying his hatred towards the fans. He took a moment and paused at the top of the ramp, as the camera caught a quick glimpse of him wearing his regular black and gold wrestling attire, black gloves, and padded boots. His long black hair flowed down well past his dark glaring eyes. He took a deep breath, before repeatedly slamming his fist against his chest. The Scourge would cockily begin to walk down the ramp, taunting and mocking the crowd with every step he made moving forward towards the ring.
He walked with a certain 'swag' as he marched down the ramp-way at a moderate pace. He would end up stopping halfway down the ramp, as the expression on his face would change dramatically. The Scourge himself would raise his right arm in a strong manner, while keeping his fist clinched tightly above his head. He stood there for a moment, signaling off towards the crowd as a smile of confidence would reign across his face. After a moment he would continue on with his quest towards the ring.
Once he entered the ring, in a God like manner he raised his arms above his head once again as he circled around the ring, gathering and accepting the roar of boo's that were coming at him from every direction possible.
He then proceeded to walk to the turnbuckle closest to the ramp. He would bide his time in climbing the turnbuckle. Once he reached the top of the turnbuckle, he would once again pound his right fist against his chest multiple times. He then pointed out to the crowd and shouted something in their direction, but his words would quickly be muffled out by the sound of boo's from the sold out arena.
The Scourge then showed off his athleticism and leaped off the top rope and landed perfectly on his feet. He then rested his back against the turnbuckle. His vile lips remained cemented in place, as he would slide his forearm across his lips. He stood in place, taking the time to stretch, as he awaited for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And now introducing their opponents… First… Bill Ryder!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Wilmer Patacky!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And lastly… Making his way to the ring, their partner for tonight’s bout… James Champ!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Bill and Thor start the match out! The fans are eager to see this one and they’re going nuts as the two lock up! Bill knees Thor in the gut then hammers him with big elbows to the back! The Lost One falls to his knees and Bill pulls back a big kick to the head! Thor is down and Bill wants a cover but Thor headbutts him off of him! They both get up and lock up once more! Thor knees Bill in the gut then drags a big elbow across his face! Thor spins Bill around and boots him in the gut then hooks him up and plants him with a big suplex! The fans are going wild!
Steve White: Thor with a big move right there trying to stop Bill Ryder’s dominance as early as he can! He knows Bill Ryder very well and he knows what he can do in a short time in that ring!
Chuck Thompson: Bill was getting the upper hand but Thor right back at Bill with a massive suplex and the fans are loving it!
Thor stomps on Bill a few times before picking him up! Thor elbows Bill in the side of then head then grabs his arm and tugs on it, pulling him to his corner where Thor tags in Elysia Gallows! Elysia comes in as Thor holds Bill up and Elysia punches Bill square in the face with a closed fist! Bill falls to the mat and the ref tells Elysia off! Elysia ignores the ref and picks Bill up! Elysia gets Bill in a headlocks but Bill starts elbowing the shit out of Elysia’s gut! Bill pushes Elysia away and fires Ryde of Your Life but Elysia ducks it and grabs Bill from behind the neck! Elysia plants Bill with a big neckbreaker! Elysia covers Bill!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Big kick out from Bill and Bill Ryder isn’t saying he’s gonna give up just yet! Elysia in his return match and he looks like he hasn’t missed a beat!
Chuck Thompson: Elysia returned last week at Come At Me Bro and helped Eli for God knows what reason and in the process he betrayed my nigga Champ! Champ is just dying to get in the ring right now!
Elysia isn’t happy and grabs Bill by the hair! Elysia slowly and calculatingly punches Bill on the top of the head with big shots! Bill thinks fast and puts his head under Elysia’s chin and hits him with a jawbreaker! Elysia falls to his knees holding his face as Bill rolls over to the corner and tags in James Champ! Champ gets the tag and jumps in the ring! Elysia stands up and the two come face to face! The fans are going BERSERK!
Steve White: CHAMP AND GALLOWS! These two were best friends and tag team partners and now they’re bitter enemies fueled by hatred and betrayal! These fans are going nuts!!
Chuck Thompson: What’s gonna happen here!? Are they gonna talk it out right now?!
Champ and Elysia start trading big rights and lefts and the fans go wild! Champ with a knee to Elysia! He starts beating the fuck out of Elysia with big forearms and punches until Elysia loses it and grabs Champ’s legs, lifting him up and driving him into the corner then hitting him with big corner thrusts until Champ falls! Elysia is ruthless and starts booting Champ in the head while he’s down until the ref pulls him off of him and out of the corner! Elysia picks Champ back up! Champ swings but Elysia blocks him and hits him with a mean snap DDT! Elysia covers Champ!
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Elysia loses it and gets up! He yells at Champ and starts booting him while he’s hurt on the canvas!
Steve White: Elysia is a changed man! Gone is the noble competitor and here we see a ruthless sport just like Eli Sykes! One has to wonder why he chose to betray Champ and side with Eli…
Chuck Thompson: Right now these two men are trying to destroy each other! Elysia seems to be getting the upper hand now and it could be too late for Champ!
Elysia gets Champ in a headlock and starts to taunt him! Champ struggles until he gets an elbow into the gut then picks Elysia up and back body drops him on the mat! They both get to their feet but Champ is quicker as he runs a big boot into Elysia’s face! Elysia up again but another running big boot from Champ and Elysia is messed up! Champ want’s to pull Elysia in for Champ Change but Elysia elbows Champ across the nose! Champ starts bleeding and Elysia tags in Conner Creed! Creed instantly runs in and flattens Champ with a running STO! The fans are losing their shit! Creed covers!
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Steve White: Bah Gawd! What a match! Elysia took down Champ! Champ fought off Elysia! Elysia retreated and Creed came in and FUCKED CHAMP UP!
Chuck Thompson: Creed is a big move machine! He was made to flatten, slam and destroy motherfuckers and that’s just what he did to Champ! I’m surprised Champ could kick outta that huge running STO!
Creed picks Champ up and scoops him on his shoulder but Champ elbows the fuck out of Creed’s face and slides down his back down to his feet! Champ pushes Creed into his corner and Creed hits it hard! Wilmer holds Creed and Champ runs up, hitting Creed with a big running splash in the corner! Champ tags in Wilmer and Champ holds Creed as Wilmer hits Creed with a big knife edge chop to the chest!
Steve White: Knife edge to the fucking chest from Wilmer!!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky has been on fiah since his return and a win in this big match could mean big things for his future concerning Scars and Stripes!
Wilmer with quick kicks and strikes to Creed! Wilmer ducks a clothesline from Creed then bounces off of the second then the third rope and drags a flying kick across Creed’s jaw! Creed is groggy but pissed! His rage blinds him as he gets up and advances on Wilmer! Wilmer with a big springboard elbow! Wilmer is on fire in the ring, taking Creed down with a lariat then another then another THEN ANOTHER! Wilmer does some theatrics as Creed gets up! He runs up to finish him off but Creed lays Wilmer out with a surprise Clothesline From Hell! The fans and Wilmer’s team are in shock! Creed covers!
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Steve White: ROPE BREAK! CREED HAD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Chuck Thompson: Massive Clothesline From Hell just destroyed a confident Wilmer but the bottom rope saves Wilmer’s life! Creed woulda had this one won!!
Creed digs a big boot into Wilmer’s back then picks him up off the canvas slowly! Wilmer headbutts Creed in the gut and shoves him into his corner! Sah’ta Thor blind tags his way into the match! Creed is pissed but it doesn’t matter! Thor boots Wilmer in the gut! Thor wants something big but Wilmer sidesteps him and spins him around then boots Thor in the gut!
Steve White: Thor forcing his way back in and I don’t think that was for the best!
Chuck Thompson: Neither do I Steve!
Wilmer pulls Thor in as the fans go nuts! Wilmer gets Thor for the Lubrication Twist but Thor twists out of it! Thor boots Wilmer in the gut and pulls him in ready for Parasite Eve but Wilmer headbutts Thor in the balls and pushes him off of him! Wilmer sidesteps Thor and pulls him in off of the Parasite Setup! Wilmer hits Thor with Nocturnal Emission! The fans go WILD! Creed goes to run in but Ryder already leaves his corner and dives on him! The two roll away outside the ring, fighting! Wilmer covers Thor! Elysia runs in for the save but Champ jumps over them and hits Elysia with a somersault dive through the air! The fans go nuts as Champ and Elysia end up out of the ring! Wilmer hooks Thor’s far leg!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The Team of Bill Ryder, James Champ and Wilmer Patacky!
Thor rolls out of the ring as Bill slides back in! Bill celebrates with Wilmer inside the ring and they look out for Champ! Champ and Elysia have ended up in the crowd and they’re brawling in the stands!
Steve White: Champ and Elysia trading blows in the crowd right now!
Chuck Thompson: This match wasn’t enough to satisfy them!
We fade out at the image of Champ and Elysia bashing the shit out of each other then cut to backstage.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen… Joining me is my guest at this time… Blaise
Blaise comes into the frame of the interview area and the fans watching on the tron go berserk with cheers. Blaise doesn’t look impressed and Lisa Caliber looks apprehensive.
Lisa Caliber: Blaise last week yo…
Blaise: Last week? Last week I captivated the world and the entire EHWF by defeating Eli Sykes, becoming world champion and forcing two other world championship defenses after that as a result… Is that what you were going to say?
Lisa Caliber: Yes it was… Doesn’t anyone let the interviewer talk he…
Blaise: And what was it all for Lisa? I did the IMPOSSIBLE last week and it all got taken away from me… Now you know that I am deserving of an EHWF Championship rematch even though I didn’t successfully defend it… I’m the only logical choice for a contender… Hell, even James Champ deserves another shot after the night and the effort we put on… But that’s not going to happen is it?
Lisa Caliber: I… Really don’t know, you’re the one giving the interview it see…
Blaise: No it’s not! It’s not going to happen because Ryan Morgan Rissi runs this place for some reason… The biggest and most popular wrestling juggernaut on the face of the planet and somehow Ryan Morgan Rissi is able to come to power and own it… How pathetic… We all know that Ryan thinks it’s his destiny to win the EHWF Championship and to win at Scars and Stripes. If I remember clearly I beat Ryan Morgan last year at Scars and Stripes and took the title from him so this year he’ll definitely try to keep everyone away from Eli except for himself…
Lisa tries to get another word in but it’s no good.
Blaise: So fine… Keep me out of the title picture Ryan… Even thought I deserve the match more than ANYONE else. Put the title on yourself but be warned – I won’t be happy… James Champ won’t be happy… Eli Sykes won’t be happy and as Champion, you’ll have the biggest target on your back. As Champion it doesn’t matter if your GM, owner or the janitor – EVERYONE wants that title and they’ll do anything to get it… ANYTHING…
Lisa looks confused and she’s not sure if she should say anything. Blaise leans in with the mic.
Blaise: Thank you for your time Lisa…
Lisa looks around as Blaise dismisses her. Lisa walks off leaving Blaise with the mic as we fade back into the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following contest is a tag team match and it is for the Tag Team Championships!
The CPM music hits as Black Man, Kevin Hunter and TQ Smooth all appear on the top of the stage to a reception of wild boos! They shake their heads in disgust and make their way down the ramp as garbage and boos are hurled at them! All three men get in the ring and do the RMR salute as they wait for their opponents…
Patricia Downs: First… The challengers… Being accompanies by TQ Smooth… Black Man and the Jr Heavyweight Champion Kevin Hunter… Corporate Power Monarchy!!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… They are the Tag Team Champions… Hannah Walters and the EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING
Black Man looks at Hunter and TQ, as Hunter smiles back climbing out onto the apron to let Black Man start the match. Sykes obviously wants to kick Black Man’s head in, but Hannah does her best to hold him back. She calms him down and strategizes as Black Man smirks.
Steve White: Can Eli and Hannah actually defend these things or are the CPM gonna add even more gold to their collection?
Chuck Thompson: A win for the CPM would effectively give the CPM control over ever title except for the world title and if you were listening to Blaise before, RMR has his sights on that one! CPM are a force to be reckoned with now!
Steve White: Indeed they are, Chuck.
Black Man would approach the two, trash talking Sykes and telling Hannah to get in the ring, gesturing to see if she likes Black guys or not... Sykes would slip past Hannah and dive at Black Man, but Black Man is able to keep his balance as he locks up with Sykes and the match BEGINS! The crowd is going nuts. Black Man and Sykes start clubbing each other with rights and lefts, ignoring the pain from each others fists to try and not let the other have the upper hand. Sykes manages to push Black Man back into a corner, only for Black Man to push Sykes back to back, swinging wildly at each other.
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! Black Man and TQ have been on Eli’s case for months trying to get in his head and now Eli gets to settle it!
Steve White: You're right, Chuck! This is more of a fight than a wrestling match! All the damn bullshit stories TQ and Black have put out in the last few weeks… All the rumours and the mind games… Eli is going to snap!
The two keep pushing each other into the ropes and around the ring while swinging blindly at each other, until Black Man backs Sykes into his own corner and Hannah tags herself in! She quickly climbs into the ring and gets behind Black Man! She boots him in the back of the leg and Eli knees him in the face! The ref gets Eli out! Hannah starts hitting Black Man with big forearms and punches to the face! Black Man shoves Hannah off of him and she uses the ropes for balance.
Steve White: Hannah sneaking in and taking it to Black Man right there! CPM can be underhanded and dirty but so can Eli and Hannah!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah is looking fucking fine as fuck tonight Steve! I’d love me some of that… or at least that Hannah sex doll that obsessed freak Myles Lucas made!
Black Man gets up and rages at Hannah points at Sykes and tells her to tag him back in feeling that as CPM captain, Eli should be his opponent, not her. She looks at him and shakes her head so Black Man kicks the fuck out of her! Black Man smirks at Eli as he picks Hannah up and scoopslams her down to the mat! Black Man stops her and Eli wants to come in but the ref stops him! Black Man bounces off of the ropes and drops a leg on Hannah’s back and laughs at Eli.
Steve White: Black Man is being ruthless here tonight and he’s really trying to get to Eli.
Chuck Thompson: Black Man, Hunter and TQ are all sick assholes, what did you expect...
Black Man tags in Hunter and pats him on the back as TQ shouts encouragement from ringside. Hunter climbs into the ring and pops his knuckles while Hannah looks on uneasily, trying to get up. The two meet up in the middle of the ring. The two lock up, as the crowd gets behind Hannah. Hunter easily overpowers Hannah and wrenches her head into a headlock, quickly squeezing in more pressure as he laughs at her! Hannah can’t get out of the hold as he switches to a more STF maneuver on one knee! Hannah is going red and is in pain!
Chuck Thompson: CPM are working effectively here tonight… No doubt RMR gave them the order to win these titles and hurt Eli and Hannah here tonight!
Steve White: That’s just what they’re doing! Hannah was doing well but CPM is bullying her now and she can’t make it back to her corner. That’ll be costly for her and Eli!
Hunter continues to wrench in more pressure on Hannah's head and neck as she pulls him back, bouncing against the ropes and using the momentum to shove him off of her and whip him into the opposite ropes. Hunter comes charging back at her as she drops down onto her stomach, forcing Hunter to leap over her. Hunter bounces off the ropes once again as Hannah quickly pushes herself up and then leaps into the air, wrapping her legs around Hunter's head as she twirls around, flipping Hunter over with a hurricanrana! The crowd pops as Hannah jumps back up to her feet and flashes a big smile, boosting with confidence as she reaches out to Eli!
Steve White: Hannah fights off the CPM offense!
Chuck Thompson: It seems like she really needs to make a tag right now but hunter is getting back up!
Steve White: She wants to get at Eli but Hunter is between them and he’s still fresh! She’ll have to side step him or do more damage than that!
Hunter pounds his fist on the mat in anger, quickly charging up from his knees and leaps up onto Hannah with a shoulder smash! He then grabs her head, and starts lifting it up before repeatedly slamming the back of her head into the mat to the crowd's dismay! Hunter jumps up to his feet, flips a raging Eli off and then quickly runs over to Sykes and hits him in the face with a forearm, knocking him off the apron! Eli freaks out and wants to kill him but two refs stop him from interfering!
Steve White: Hunter not letting Hannah have the time to build up her momentum and tag in Sykes! That was genius right there! They’re isolating Hannah and really taking it to her now!
Hunter would then step over to Hannah who is holding the back of her head in pain and then simply stop her out a few times, very slowly and calculated! He pushes down a bit, choking her as he looks over to Black Man and laughs. The referee gets to a four count as Black Man seems to direct TQ Smooth to the other end of the apron. Hannah tosses Hunter off of her and gets to her feet! Black Man blind tags himself back in! Hannah gets up and dashes up, tagging Eli back in! The fans go nuts! Black Man suddenly stops, not realizing Eli was going to get the tag so quick! Eli leaps up and blasts a fist into Black Man’s face, breaking his nose!
Steve White: Sykes and Black Man again! Sykes just broke Black Man’s nose! Look at the blood! The anger in that punch!
Sykes and Black Man aggressively lock up! Black Man knees Sykes in the gut countless times before pulling him back and hitting him with a big boot! Black Man rushes Sykes on the mat again and gets the upper hand! Sykes can't get anything in this one and Black Man lines him up for the old Black Stunn! Sykes gets to his feet but Sykes ducks Black Man and Black Man falls into the ropes, accidentally knocking down Hannah from the apron!
Steve White: Hannah wasn't looking and Black Man accidentally knocked Hannah down when he was going for Sykes!
Black Man looks around! Black Man turns around and Sykes quickly hits Black Man with a boot to the gut! Sykes hoists Black Man on his back from the distraction! Sykes wants Syke Out but TQ reaches in from the apron and grabs Eli’s boot! Eli trips up and Black Man falls on him! The ref doesn’t see it! TQ moves back to the corner as Hunter runs down the apron and jumps an axehandle on Hannah! TQ shouts at Black Man in the ring! Eli is groggy and gets up! Black Man man-handles Eli and goes for Black Plaque but Eli pushes Black Man against the ropes! Eli wants Brain Drill when he comes back but TQ gets up on the ropes and Black Man moves out of the way, twisting out and behind Eli! Eli turns around and Black Man hits him with Black Stunn! The fans are shocked and start wildly booing! Black Man covers Eli!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and the NEW Tag Team Champions… Corporate Power Monarchy!
TQ runs in and jumps in Black Man’s arms! Hunter brings in the belts and the three of them celebrate! Hannah Walters checks on Eli Sykes who looks emotionless. They back off to the side of the barricade as she checks on him! Black, TQ and Kevin celebrate in the ring as RMR’s music hits!
Steve White: Oh great… RMR! What now, out here to brag!
RMR: YES! YES! YES! Corporate Power Monarchy are now the Tag Team Champion’s and sooner rather than later we will have EVERY title in our possession as the most POWERFUL faction in history!
The fans boo RMR as he raises the RMR salute on the stage. Black, TQ and Kevin do the same in the ring!
RMR: Seeing as the CPM faction won the Tag Team Championships and Black Man, TQ Smooth and Kevin Hunter had a hand in getting the titles these past two weeks with TQ and Kevin winning the opportunity for the CPM and Black Man and Kevin winning the titles for the CPM I will be activating the Freebird Rule for these three competitors under the CPM banner!
Steve White: Freebird Rule?
RMR: That’s right… CPM – Black Man, TQ Smooth and Kevin Hunter are a unit. They all had a hand in this win and getting the opportunity so all three are Tag Team Champions! They may switch out which two members defend the title as they please! Lets hear it for the CPM!
The fans go nuts with boos and jeers as RMR raises his arms to the fans. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall and it is a for the Hardcore Championship!
"You want a martyr? I'll be one, because enough's enough. You're done."
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “King For A Day" by Pierce The Veil hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “King For A Day" fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challenger… Silver Kazama
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… He is the Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
DING DING DING!
The match starts out at a quick pace as Silver Kazama bolts straight at Raab and begins landing some quick kicks and strikes and takes Raab with his signature quick and technical offense. Raab stumbles backwards while trying to block the kicks but he is much slower than Silver. He falls into the corner of the ring where Silver Kazama jumps on him and knees him repeatedly, knowing he has to try and quickly get the upper hand on Raab. Finally, the referee pulls him off and Raab hurries back up to his base. Silver Kazama lets him get no further, though, as he runs at him and hits him with a huge dropkick to the head! Raab leans against the ring ropes to regain his composure and Silver Kazama pulls back and superkicks Raab! Raab falls to the outside on his feet through the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: Silver is all over Raab right now but Raab doesn’t look fazed! Raab looks more pissed off than anything and if I were Silve I’d be on my guard!
Steve White: Raab has really been on Silver Kazama since he became the number one contender! Silver finally gets the chance for revenge and you can tell he has nothing but intensity in his eyes tonight!
Silver Kazama stands in the ring with his hands on the top rope, waiting for Raab to get back up to his feet on the outside of the ring. When he does, Silver Kazama launches himself over the top rope and hits a perfectly executed moonsault onto Raab! Raab however grabs Kazama and catches him, tossing him on the floor with a massive powerbomb reversal! Raab looks over at the booing fans and raises his arms as Kazama screams in pain and grabs the steel steps to get up! Kazama barely gets back up to his feet and hooks Raab up right away from behind. He attempts to irish whip Raab into the ring post, but Raab reverses it and instead irish whips Silver Kazama into the ring post with his power advantage! Silver's face smashes hard off of the ring post as he falls to the ground, rolling in pain while holding his forehead! Raab picks him up over his shoulder and drops him on his head across the apron! Silver Kazama falls back to the floor, holding his chest and his face as he begins to bleed! Raab begins to look for a weapon under the ring as the fans get into the match and Silver tries to recover!
Steve White: Raab is back in control after a lot of Kazama influence in this contest. Now Raab is looking for a weapon to try and finish Silver Kazama off!
Chuck Thompson: This one isn’t going to be pretty if Silver can’t get up and recover in time!
Silver Kazama uses the crowd barrier to pull himself back up to his feet, but when he turns around he is clotheslined over it and into the first two rows of fans! The fans quickly get out of the way as Raab comes over the barrier into the crowd as well. Raab cracks Silver over the back with a kendo stick! Raab brings it down again on Silver and snaps it over his back this time! The fans are going nuts! Raab tosses Silver back over the barricade to the floor! Raab grabs a chair and tosses it onto Silver then gets back over and grabs the chair! Raab looks confused as Silver turns his head as he’s on his hands and knees and smiles while in so much pain...
Steve White: Huh?! Is Silver Kazama smiling? Is he laughing? Does he want Raab to fuck him up?
Chuck Thompson: That’s just going to piss Raab off even more! What’s Silver’s deal! He’s in pain right now but he’s laughing at Raab.
Steve White: Raab isn’t finding it funny though...
Silver Kazama: I thought you were a monster Raab? I thought you destroyed people for fun? I thought you were addicted to weapons and the hardcore fighting style… I THOUGHT YOU WERE RUTHLESS!
The fans go nuts! Raab doesn’t react. Raab picks Kazama back up and rolls him back into the ring and then slides in after him. He rolls him over onto his back and pins him.
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Silver Kazama gets a shoulder up just in time! Raab begins punching Silver Kazama straight in the face multiple times! He gets off and picks Silver Kazama up, but quickly plants him back down with a side slam! Silver Kazama lands hard on the back of his head and Raab begins to climb to the top rope. He gets there and then launches himself off, attempting an fist drop but Silver Kazama rolls out of the way just in time! Raab hits the mat hard. He roles back up to his feet and runs at Kazama, but Kazama pulls the top rope down and Raab goes flying to the outside of the ring! Raab falls right onto the hard floor again! Raab gets up, not happy but Silver dives over the top rope and lands on Raab as the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: What a turn of events! Silver’s back! He’s not done yet! He took all that punishment from Raab and said keep it coming!
Silver Kazama: You think I haven’t faced people like you before? You think I haven’t been through worse than this? Worse than what you’ve put me through?! This is playtime! Show me what you got!
Silver grabs Raab by the hair and starts hammering him with big punches! Raab grabs Silver and headbutts him to the floor! The fans are going nuts! Raab doesn’t give Silver another chance to open his mouth as he big boots him in the face! Silver is down and the fans are confused as Raab walks over to the bottom of the ramp.
Steve White: Wait... What’s Raab doing?
Lord Raab: Samuel… Samuel come out here… Show him what he wants…
Steve White: Samuel?
The fans and Silver are confused but their confusion turns to shock as another man – just as big as Lord Raab emerges from the stage. Silver looks confused and gets to his feet as the second monster that Raab refers to as “Samuel” makes his way down to the ring.
Steve White: Samuel? What’s this? Who is this monster!? Another Raab? We have a match going on here, what the heck is this?
Silver reacts quickly and nails Raab in the back with a big forearm and starts to dig some boots in! Silver then meets Samuel half way but the monster uppercuts him! Raab stands back up and Samuel and Raab swarm on Silver and the two monsters start to pummel Silver! The fans drown out with boos!
Steve White: Silver is getting double teamed by Raab and this other monstrous individual right now in the middle of this title match!
Chuck Thompson: Silver is going to get fucked up and lose this opportunity right now!
They continue the assault on Silver! They beat him up but Silver STILL doesn’t give up! Silver is able to blast an elbow into Raab’s face then pounds Samuel’s! Silver is bleeding but jumps on Raab! Raab pushes him away but Silver comes back with a massive Devil Trigger! Raab goes down and the fans go nuts! Silver spins around but Samuel takes Silver out with an uppercut!
Steve White: Silver wrecks Raab but it’s 2 on 1 and it doesn’t look like it’s going to end well for him right now!
Chuck Thompson: Wait! Wait! Who’s that! WILMER!
Wilmer Patacky runs down the ramp as Samuel goes to pick Silver up! Wilmer jumps through the air and hits Samuel in the back, evening the odds! Wilmer gets all over Samuel and starts pummeling him! The fans go BERSERK! Wilmer jumps up and dropkicks Samuel down to the metal floor of the bottom of the ramp! The ref is debating whether or not to keep this one going as Wilmer comes over and starts stomping on Raab who is trying to get up! Suddenly Silver grabs Wilmer and shoves him off of Raab! Wilmer looks confused!
Steve White: Wha?! What’s Silver’s deal? Wilmer made the save…
Silver Kazama: What’re you doing Will? This is my match! My opponent!
Wilmer Patacky: What’re you talking about Matt! You were getting double teamed!
Silver Kazama: Stay out of it! Fight your own battles!
Wilmer shakes his head and starts to stomp on Raab! Silver pushes Wilmer off of him and starts to stomp on Raab but Wilmer shoves Silver away and goes back to attacking Raab! Finally Silver loses it and shoves Wilmer in the chest! Wilmer shakes his head and shoves Silver back as tensions boil over!
Steve White: Whoa! Whoa! This is weird as fuck! What’s going on here! Wilmer was making the save wasn’t he?
Silver Kazama: What’s your fucking problem! Get outta here I had this!
Wilmer Patacky: Ungrateful asshole!
Wilmer shoves Silver away again but Raab is back up! Raab grabs Silver off of Wilmer’s shove and hits Silver with Killerbuster on the outside! The fans go nuts! Wilmer puts his hand over his mouth, as he can’t believe it! It was an accident! Raab gets up and stands over Silver’s destroyed body! Wilmer has a moment of revelation and goes in for redemption, booting Raab in the gut and hitting him with Lubrication Twist! The fans go wild as Silver and Raab are down and the ref comes out and checks on them!
Steve White: What the fuck is happening!? Silver and Raab are both out…
Wilmer Patacky: Shit…
Samuel grabs Wilmer’s face from behind then tosses him into the barricade like a sex-doll! Wilmer is down as Samuel comes over to Silver and Raab’s carcasses. The ref gets in his way and throws up the “X”
Patricia Downs: As a result of double interference both competitors are unable to keep fighting… Therefore the official has declared this a no contest!
The fans are going crazy. Wilmer, Silver and Raab are downed. Samuel comes over and tries to help Raab recover as we fade out to a Corporate Power history promo.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the main event contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is set for one fall and it is a wager lumberjack match!
“Better Than You" begins to play on the audio system. Boos fill the arena. Smoke starts to congregate around the entrance way. As it disappears, Ryan Morgan Rissi appears at the top of the ramp and the CPM follow behind him! He is wearing Gold Saiyan Armour with black trunks and elbow pads with white boots. Cadance walks at his side, wearing a really revealing black dress.The crowd pelt garbage and he points to the ring and starts walking down towards it arrogantly, ready to get into the action. He kisses Cadance and then gets in the ring, removing his Gold Saiyan Armour. He starts to warm up, whilst talking to the referee.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Ryan Morgan Rissi and the Corporate Power Monarchy!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving blue and green lights strobed thoughout. The fans cheer as Aprila steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she strikes a fighter stance slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The mysterious Aprila adjusts her veil and breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Aprila has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder and making sure her mask is on tight before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… Aprila!
DING DING DING!
The CPM; Black Man, TQ, Brandon Bash, Kevin Hunter, Angus Murphy, Cowbell and Cadance all surround the ring as RMR smirks at Aprila! She adjusts her mask and goes in! they lock up and Aprila knees RMR in the gut then flips over him using his arm then kicks him in the gut! Aprila whips RMR into the corner and follows up with a running move but he elbows her in the head! RMR runs out with a big lariat! Aprila tries to spring up but RMR grabs her and tosses her out of the ring! Aprila looks up while she down and TQ and Black Man start stomping her out!
Steve White: What an unfair match this is! Aprila has guts for going through with this but the CPM aren’t going to play fair! They’re going to mess her up tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Aprila will try and fight the good fight but chances are she’ll end up unmasked right before RMR destroys her with the Monarchy!
Black Man hammers Aprila in the back with a forearm then tosses her back into the ring! She rolls in and RMR covers her!
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RMR gets up and digs a few boots in! He picks her up and hits her with a British Uppercut and swings a haymaker but she blocks it and boots him in the gut! Aprila takes RMR down with a lariat! He gets up but she takes him down with another! The fans are going nuts as she hits him with a third!
Steve White: Aprila! Fighting back and giving these fans hope but the CPM are waiting outside like snakes!
Chuck Thompson: She could save EHWF by winning but it’s just not possible with the CPM out here. What a rigged match! RMR is a cunt!
Snapkick from Aprila to RMR! RMR has had enough and he dropkicks her! She falls to the mat and TQ drags her out! Hunter and Cowbell start to beat her up before Black Man knees her in the side and rolls her back in the ring! RMR lines her up! She gets up and he goes for Ryan of Your Life but she ducks it! Aprila wants Entai Shock but RMR pushes her against the corner hard! Cadance grabs Aprila’s leg so she can’t move and RMR follows up with a running corner knee! She falls to the mat and RMR covers her!
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Steve White: Another kick out! It would just be easier for Aprila to stay down and get unmasked! She’s going to get hurt here!
Chuck Thompson: No one can come help her either Steve. RMR stated any active member of the locker room comes out and helps her, they’ll be fired!
RMR picks Aprila up and puts her up on the turnbuckle! He climbs it with her and wants a superplex but she headbutts him then punches him, sending him crashing down to the mat all the way from the top rope! Aprila turns her back while up there! Angus tries to get her but she kicks him off the apron! The fans are going NUTS! She kicks TQ off of the other side! Aprila leaps off with a moonsault but just before she is about to hit Morgan, Black Man and Cadance drag him out of the ring and Aprila crashes on the canvas!
Steve White: NO! RMR would have been done there! Bah Gawd Aprila is giving it her all!
Chuck Thompson: She can’t take on the world… No matter what the CPM will always make the save for RMR!
Aprila is hurt! Black Man and Hunter drag her out and hit her with the tag belts! Cadance slaps her and rolls her back in! RMR picks Aprila up in the center of the ring but she boots him in the gut! Aprila with a roundhouse but RMR ducks it! RMR fires a clothesline but misses as Aprila sidesteps! Bash grabs Aprila’s boot! She breaks free but RMR with White Stunn! The fans go wild with boos as RMR covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Ryan Morgan Rissi!
The fans boo wildly as RMR gets up over Aprila with the CPM joining him in the ring!
Steve White: That was complete bullshit… This is what EHWF has become under RMR… Just a playground for him… I feel legitimately sick after this…
Chuck Thompson: At least we get to see who is under that mask…
They don’t stop there! Black Man and Angus start stomping Aprila out on the mat as Hunter grabs her arms and holds her back down on the mat for RMR.
RMR: I hope it was worth it for you!
He grabs her mask and shakes her face as they hold her down! The fans are booing wildly and throwing garbage everywhere!
RMR: You could have shut your mouth and kept out of it but now… now you make me do this! Right after I reveal your ugly face to the world, we will obliterate your career right here in this ring!
RMR with a massive boot to her chest! He grabs her mask but as he does the lighting dims and an ominous tone is heard through the arena! The whole place is covered in dark blue strobe lights. RMR and the CPM stop in their tracks as they look out and the fans stop booing and go quiet… Suddenly and old and unknown voice hits the PA system! RMR orders his men to be vigilant as they and Aprila look out at a spotlight on the stage!
More spotlights hit the stage. RMR directs his guys in the darkness to keep an eye out all around the ring in case it’s a trap! The fans are confused as well as an unknown theme starts playing!
Steve White: What is this? Who is this?
Chuck Thompson: I got no idea… Who’s theme is that….What was that intro?
More spotlights hit the stage as a silhouette of a man appears! The fans go wild but no one can see past the glaring light right the darkness! RMR orders Angus and TQ up the bottom of the ramp! Suddenly the lights flicker on as the spotlights fade and we see Michael Rissi appear on the stage!
Fans: AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!? MICHAEL RISSI!? THAT’S MICHAEL FUCKING RISSI! HE’S NOT DEAD! WHAT THE HECK CHUCK!
Chuck Thompson: These fans are going BERSERK! RISSI IS ALIVE AND HE’S HERE TO CONFRONT HIS SON! HE’S ALIVE! Ryan looks like he’s seen a ghost!
Michael Rissi slowly walks down the ramp and everyone is going nuts! The CPM is apprehensive but a shocked RMR yells at them to attack! Angus runs at Michael but Michael knocks him down with a right hand! TQ goes to stop him but Michael reveals a level from his jacket and hits TQ in the gut then the skull with it! Hunter is questioning RMR! RMR is sweating and demands Hunter grow a set! Hunter slides out of the ring but as he does Michael hits him square in the head with the level!
Fans: This is awesome! This is awesome!
Black Man talks with RMR. He refuses to go in and fight. RMR looks around.[/color]
RMR: Where the fuck did Brandon go!?
Cowbell gets low blowed by Aprila and he goes down! Black Man and Cadance boot her back down as Michael gets in the ring. RMR can’t believe it… Black Man walks up to Michael and tries to calm the situation. They start talking an Michael nods but when Black Man turns back to Ryan, Michael blasts him over the head with the level! Black Man is down! The level snaps in two and RMR looked pissed as does Michael Rissi!
RMR: Dad! I thought you were dead! What’s the meaning of this!?
They come closer and closer until RMR lunges at Michael! Michael ducks down and takes him down to the canvas and starts beating him in the head with big right hands! The fans go CRAZY! RMR is getting fucked up but Michael’s injury takes hold and it stops him! RMR smirks and headbutts Michael off of him! Cadance picks Michael up and slaps him! Michael can’t move well, his back is out! He pushes Cadance away into Aprila who boots her in the gut! The exhausted Aprila uses her last ounce of energy to take out Cadance with a Shinning Wizard! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: This is amazing! We knew someone would try thwart RMR or let EHWF perish but we didn’t think it would be the deceased Michael Rissi!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t understand any of this… RMR didn’t kill Michael Rissi… He is shocked he’s alive… What does this all mean!?
RMR is groggy. He grabs Hunter’s Jr Heavyweight belt and nods at it! He swings it at Michael but Michael ducks it and fires a massive Superkick as RMR turns back around! Blood and saliva go all over the place, as RMR is KO’d! RMR is down and the fans go nuts! Michael hypes up the fans as the arena is bumpin’! Michael gets in a KO’d RMR’s face on the mat and tears his CPM T-Shirt off and tosses it on his face!
Fans: OHHHH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT!
Aprila is on her knees on the canvas, hurt and trying to get up. Michael Rissi looks around at the fallen CPM in disarray. He looks over at Aprila and goes to help her up. He grabs her hand and pulls her up as he holds her… The fans are confused. Michael holds Aprila’s hand and brushes the hair from her face. He grabs her mask and pulls it from her lips. Michael Rissi and Aprila start to make out as they stand over RMR’s fallen body!
Fans: WHAT?!
Steve White: WHAT!? BAH GAWD WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL DOING! HE’S A MARRIED MAN! What’s he doing making out with Aprila on live TV!?
Chuck Thompson: He was fucking dead 10 minutes ago Steve…
Aprila takes the rest of her mask off and tosses it on Morgan. She pulls back in Rissi’s arms as we see Aprila to be revealed as Joanna Rissi… The fans go wild!
Fans: What the fuck!? What the fuck!?
Steve White: No… No fucking way! Aprila was Joanna Rissi… Aprila was Joanna Rissi!? Why!? What the fuck!
Chuck Thompson: None of this is making sense to me… How the fuck can shit develop like this in just a few minutes… I have no idea how any of this adds up!
Michael and Joanna stand as the fans cheer. They look beat up as they stand over Ryan Morgan Rissi who is twitching on the mat.
Steve White: Well… That’s all we have time for tonight… All I can say is wow and I can’t wait for next week… I-I don’t know what to say… We’ll see you guys next week, don’t miss it whatever you do… Good night ladies and gents and be safe.
We see Morgan-Rissi’s motionless carcass on the mat as the Rissi Family look down on him. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw some amazing stuff go down at Come At Me Bro, most notably the EHWF Championship changing hands three times during the night! Blaise defeated Eli in a last minute match to open the night to capture the title for a 3rd time. James Champ capitalized and took down Blaise to capture the title for his second time but ultimately it was the man – Eli Sykes who slithered back into the Championship position by the end of the night to capture the title for a second time! Tonight, we get to witness the fallout of all of this!
Chuck Thompson: Tonight we have a big main event set by RMR himself! Aprila did the unthinkable last week in the middle of a CPM ambush! She outwitted the CPM and burned the UK Championship – effectively destroying the title altogether! RMR has promised that Aprila will be dealt with here tonight and he’s set up an unfair lumberjack main event where all of the CPM members are lumberjacks! If RMR loses he will step down as EHWF Owner but if Aprila loses she will have to unmask herself! The only thing Ryan Morgan Rissi has on his mind tonight is humiliating then destroying Aprila for what she’s done to him and the CPM!
Steve White: That’s not all though Chuck! Tonight is a HUGE night of action! We have not one but two title matches tonight! I feel like this card should be a PPV! First we’re gonna see Eli and Hannah – the dominant team that has held the Tag Titles for a while now, defend them against the CPM teaming of Black Man and Kevin Hunter! Can the CPM grasp the Tag Team Championships or will Eli just keep climbing what seems to be a never ending mountain of momentum?
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that but after that we have the Co-Main Event where Silver Kazama will take on the man who has been ambushing him and tormenting him for weeks now, The Monster Lord Raab! Raab! Silver earned a shot at Raab a couple months back and tonight is the night Silver gets the opportunity to get even with The Corporate Monster and to take the Hardcore Championship from Raab and the CPM! It won’t be easy though! Raab took out Zoe McDraven, one of the most dominant Hardcore Champs ever and he’s not looking to lose it to Silver tonight! This one will be one to watch!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop as we reach the end of The Path to Scars and Stripes! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen! This opening contest is a triple threat match set for one fall!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Jade!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next... Savannah!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Making her way to the ring now… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Zoe McDraven vs. Savannah vs. Jade
The match starts with all three divas circling each other in the ring. They stare at one another, and then they all begin attacking each other at the same time. Jade gets knocked down and Zoe begins kicking her in the ribs repeatedly. Savannah does a little bit as well, but then suddenly elbows Zoe in the face! Zoe stumbles backwards and Savannah goes on the offensive, pummeling her in the corner of the ring with kicks, punches, and knees. She pulls her violently out of the ring and lifts her up and holds her up for a few seconds, before dropping her down almost on her head with a brutal brainbuster! Jade gets up and dropkicks Savannah into the corner of the ring. She runs at her and does a back handspring flip and elbows Savannah in the face!
Steve White: Each diva is getting their early hits in. But which one will come out on top of it all?
Chuck Thompson: The three are looking to build some momentum to get a much needed good start heading into Scars and Stripes. It’s hard to tell who is going to take the win here tonight but you have to think Zoe is the favourite...
Jade picks up Zoe and goes for a move, but Zoe reverses it into a DDT! Zoe then spins around and quickly begins laying punches down to the face of Jade. She sees Savannah coming out of the corner of the ring and runs over to her and knees her in the gut. She then runs against the ropes and runs back and hits a scissor kick! Jade climbs back up to her feet and Zoe hits her with a quick jab and then a left hook. She hits a snapmare on Jade then begins to climb to the top rope. Once on top, she jumps off, looking for a moonsault, but Jade rolls out of the way just in time! Zoe lands hard on her back on the ring mat as all three women struggle to get back up to their feet from the fast action.
Steve White: All three divas down right now! Who will get up first?! Fast action and big moves have taken hold of this contest and the fans love this opener!
Chuck Thompson: All three of these divas want that fresh start headed into Scars and Stripes! Zoe wants to get back on top after so long in the spotlight. Savannah wants to get some of her own back and Jade needs a better showing from last week to get on track! We can only have one winner though!
Zoe and Savannah are to their feet first. The two women begin exchanging slaps back and fourth. Jade climbs back to her feet and hits a double dropkick on both of the women at the same time! Jade then begins stomping Savannah then gets down and chokes her. The referee counts to four, and Jade leaves the choke in. Zoe comes up behind her and hits a backbreaker. Zoe goes for the pin.
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KICK OUT!
Savannah pulls Zoe off! Savannah begins hitting hard elbows to the ribs of Zoe. She pulls Zoe back up to her feet and hits a snap suplex! Savannah then grabs her by the neck and chokes her before throwing her halfway across the ring!
Steve White: Savannah definitely has power, and it showed right there! Savannah needs to show dominance right now!
Chuck Thompson: She can definitely be a force to be reckoned with here in EHWF if she uses that intensity more often in my opinion.
Zoe tries to stumble back to her feet but Savannah launches a big kick to her head! Zoe is down and Savannah wants the cover but Zoe makes it to the ropes! Jade watches as Savannah stalks Zoe and picks her up from the ropes then scoops her up and slams her on her back in the corner! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Savannah with a big power move right there taking out Zoe and she could have this one in the bag!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah has done great here tonight and is in control but it looks like Jade is back up and ready to fight!
Jade slowly climbs back to her feet, but Savannah sees her getting up from the corner of her eye and hits a spinning lariat straight to her face! Jade falls back down to the ring mat, but is quickly violently dragged back up to her feet by her hair by Savannah. Savannah throws Jade into the corner of the ring and then walks across the ring. She runs at Jade and hits a spinning back elbow to her face! Jade falls to the ring mat and Savannah kicks her a few times out of the ring. Zoe comes running up behind Savannah outta nowhere and hits a high jump kick on her! The fans go NUTS! Zoe drags her to the corner of the ring and hits Savannah with Shockwave! She then drags Savannah to the center of the ring and pins her!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match… Zoe McDraven!
We return to the ring where Patricia is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This match is a triple threat match is set for one fall!
Myles Lucas comes out with a manikin/sex-doll with a picture of Hannah Walters face on it! He psychotically brushes its fake hair as he talks to it and makes his way down to the ring to laughs and boos. Myles obsession with Hannah is obvious as he hands the doll to the ref and he puts it ringside!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Myles Lucas!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
Everyone pegs food and garbage at Blade as he runs down the ramp and slides in the ring!
Patricia Downs: Next… Making his way to the ring… John Blade!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent for tonight’s bout… Xavier Pierce!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Myles Lucas vs. John Blade vs. Xavier Pierce
The match starts off with Xavier Pierce going straight for John Blade and hitting him with a clothesline, sending John Blade down to the ring mat hard. Xavier Pierce then begins stomping John Blade repeatedly while he is down on the mat and Myles Lucas decides he wants in the match. He walks up behind Xavier Pierce and plants him on his face with a facebuster! Myles Lucas then jumps back up to his feet and begins stomping Xavier Pierce just like he was stomping John Blade just moments ago. He then quits with Xavier Pierce and picks up John Blade and slams him back down right away with a scoop slam. He goes for a quick pin.
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KICKOUT!
Steve White: Myles Lucas has had a lot of hype about him up until now, hopefully he follows through with it and hopefully he can get past his obsession with Hannah Walters!
Chuck Thompson: I’ll admit I have an obsession with Hannah Walters, what man wouldn’t but Myles Lucas is a real little bitch with his obsession!
Lucas then gets fired up as the fans are enjoying the show so far. But his moment of adrenaline quickly runs out as Xavier Pierce walks up behind him and dropkicks him in the back of the fucking skull! Myles Lucas stumbles forward and trips over the downed body of John Blade. Xavier Pierce hops back up to his feet and walks over to the downed body of John Blade and picks him up himself. He throws him over the top rope and out of the ring. He then sets his sights on the man he just dropkicked, Myles Lucas. He picks him up, but Myles Lucas lands some hard punches to the stomach of Xavier Pierce. Pierce is quick to turn the tables again though, as he knees Myles Lucas twice in the chest. Myles Lucas stumbles backwards and begins coughing! Xavier Pierce knees Myles in the gut and then gets him in a headlock before he lets Myles Lucas go just to plant Myles with a big sidekick to the head!
Steve White: Xavier Pierce is brutalizing Myles Lucas here tonight! Lucas is supposed to be a hall of famer or world champion or whatever the fuck he is but the only thing he’s showing that he is right now is a little bitch!
Chuck Thompson: You are right about that. He is getting fucked up tonight and if he had even the slightest little tiny ounce of hope of impressing Hannah to win her back, that’s all gone by now! Hannah must be disgusted to see a grown man like Myles get fucked up so bad by someone who is essentially a rookie in his first match! Myles Lucas is a complete homo Steve!
Fans: Myles Sucks! Myles Sucks! Myles Sucks!
Xavier Pierce then picks up Myles Lucas and drags him to the center of the ring and picks him up onto his shoulders and hits him with a powerbomb. Myles Lucas lies in the center of the ring, holding his sides and coughing some more. John Blade then rolls back into the ring and runs at Xavier Pierce, but Pierce trips him up and jumps on top of him and begins punching him in the face repeatedly.
Steve White: John Blade shouldn't have done that! Blade might be the future but Xavier is showing that he is a force in that ring! What a great debut for him!
Chuck Thompson: Blade thought he could get the jump on Pierce but Pierce is just showing that he wants to be on the roster here on Mayhem! If Piece keeps this up he’ll have a bright future here!
Xavier Pierce comes out of nowhere and hits Blade with a belly-to-belly suplex! The fans are going nuts as Pierce turns back to the center of the ring! Xavier Pierce picks up John Blade and throws him back over the top rope once again and he smacks his head off of the crowd barrier as he follows him! Xavier Pierce then starts stomping the shit out of John Blade and the fans are going wild! Pierce pulls Blade up for his finisher on the outside but Lucas nails both of them with a steel chair! Lucas grabs Pierce and tosses Pierce in the ring!
Steve White: Myles having to resort to using a weapon in this one because he knows he’s too shit to win it on his own! It looks like this homo might have something here now Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: I doubt it… Even with the weapon he still looks and moves like a little fuck boy… I mean, he’s a veteran… He’s been dominated this WHOLE match! How pathetic! Fire his ass RMR!
Lucas tosses Pierce to the side in the ring as he gets ready with his chair. Lucas picks Pierce up and starts smacking him with big right jabs! Lucas swings the chair but Xavier fly kicks it back into his skull! Lucas stumbles around as blood flows from his forehead! Xavier grabs Lucas and starts bashing him in the head with right hands then tosses him in the corner and runs a running corner knee into his face then pulls him out for a side effect on the mat! The fans are going nuts as Xavier builds momentum and a chant! Xavier locks Myles in Broken Bow and Myles taps immediately!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Xavier Pierce!
Pierce gets up and celebrates in the ring as he stares down at Myles and gets his arms raised! Xavier shakes his head as he sees Myles crying on the canvas. We fade out backstage.
We come I backstage where Alexander Corvis is waiting in the interview area with his mic.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time is none other that the man himself – Ryan Morgan Rissi.
RMR steps into the frame not looking happy as Cadance stands behind him, cleaning her nose up from cocaine residue before the camera can get a good focus of her. The fans watching back on the tron boo wildly.
Alexander Corvis: Mr. Morgan Rissi, last week at Come At Me Bro we saw Aprila take advantage of the chaos of one of your famous ambushes and burn the UK Cham...
Cadance steps in front of Ryan and cuts Alexander off with a wild scream!
Cadance: Well he fookin’ knows that now doesn’t he? You can see he’s fookin’ upset abou’ it why do ya ‘ave ta bring is tha fook back up ya no good cunt!?
Alexander Corvis: Oh well jeez... I’m sorry I was just…
Cadance: You were jus’ bein’ a fookin’ idiot thaat’s what you were doin’!
RMR snatches the mic from Alexander Corvis and brings it to his lips.
RMR: Alexander… Do you want to know what happened to me earlier this week? The worst thing possible… The Queen called me and she was PISSED that the UK Title which displayed her elegant and royal face was burned to cinders on live TV! You know what that bitch fucking did! The Queen fucking demanded that I exit Britain! The Queen held a vote and they chose to vote out Ryan Morgan Rissi! I have been voted out of my own homeland!
Alexander Corvis: Oh… Wow… That sucks man, I’m sorry!
Cadance: Yeah well how do ya fookin’ feel now ya stupid muppet!
RMR: To top it off Corvis… The Queen took Britain to the polls right in my weakest moments, right when my championship was destroyed! The people I thought were my fellow countrymen voted to leave Ryan Morgan Rissi in the US and exile him from the greatest country in the world, ENGLAND! And it’s all Aprila’s fucking fault!
Alexander Corvis: Well what are your thoughts on the ma…
RMR: Tonight I get my revenge on Aprila when the CPM and I destroy her, tear her limb from limb, end her career and most importantly embarrass her in front of the world when I unmask her and reveal her ugly face to everyone! THIS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!!
After taking another quick snort of white off of her keys in the background – Cadance rubs RMR’s shoulders and tries to calm him down.
Cadance: Come on pet… Calm down now. Lets go in tha back and I’ll give ya a gobby before ya match.
Cadance and RMR walk off leaving Corvis alone and confused as we fade back to the arena.
We return to the ring where Patricia is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 6 man tag team match set for one fall!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Sahta Thor!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next his partner… Conner Creed!
The arena is filled with and eerie echo as the lights go out. The lights then slowly fade in, and fade out, then in again, and out just enough to see the smoke that is now surrounding the ramp as well as the ring. Then the lights begin to strobe and you can see Elysia Gallows making his way down the ramp and into the ring. When he enters the ring he stands in the center staring straight up, eyes closed, and his arms crossed in an X against his chest. In sync with the music the lights come back on instantly as fireworks go off starting at one corner of the ring and wrapping completely around it to finish where it started. (Think HBK but starting, going all the way around the ring, and then stopping.) He paces the ring side to side staring at the stage waiting for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And joining them… Making his way to the ring… Elysia Gallows!
As the opening chord to 'This Means War' began to flow throughout the sold out arena. The once two-time Jr. Heavyweight Champion & North American Champion slowly made his presence known to the live crowd. The Scourge raised his arms arrogantly into the air as he stepped forward, displaying his hatred towards the fans. He took a moment and paused at the top of the ramp, as the camera caught a quick glimpse of him wearing his regular black and gold wrestling attire, black gloves, and padded boots. His long black hair flowed down well past his dark glaring eyes. He took a deep breath, before repeatedly slamming his fist against his chest. The Scourge would cockily begin to walk down the ramp, taunting and mocking the crowd with every step he made moving forward towards the ring.
He walked with a certain 'swag' as he marched down the ramp-way at a moderate pace. He would end up stopping halfway down the ramp, as the expression on his face would change dramatically. The Scourge himself would raise his right arm in a strong manner, while keeping his fist clinched tightly above his head. He stood there for a moment, signaling off towards the crowd as a smile of confidence would reign across his face. After a moment he would continue on with his quest towards the ring.
Once he entered the ring, in a God like manner he raised his arms above his head once again as he circled around the ring, gathering and accepting the roar of boo's that were coming at him from every direction possible.
He then proceeded to walk to the turnbuckle closest to the ramp. He would bide his time in climbing the turnbuckle. Once he reached the top of the turnbuckle, he would once again pound his right fist against his chest multiple times. He then pointed out to the crowd and shouted something in their direction, but his words would quickly be muffled out by the sound of boo's from the sold out arena.
The Scourge then showed off his athleticism and leaped off the top rope and landed perfectly on his feet. He then rested his back against the turnbuckle. His vile lips remained cemented in place, as he would slide his forearm across his lips. He stood in place, taking the time to stretch, as he awaited for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And now introducing their opponents… First… Bill Ryder!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Wilmer Patacky!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And lastly… Making his way to the ring, their partner for tonight’s bout… James Champ!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: James Champ & Wilmer Patacky & Bill Ryder vs. Elysia Gallows & Conner Creed & Sah’ta Thor
The bell rings and Bill and Thor start the match out! The fans are eager to see this one and they’re going nuts as the two lock up! Bill knees Thor in the gut then hammers him with big elbows to the back! The Lost One falls to his knees and Bill pulls back a big kick to the head! Thor is down and Bill wants a cover but Thor headbutts him off of him! They both get up and lock up once more! Thor knees Bill in the gut then drags a big elbow across his face! Thor spins Bill around and boots him in the gut then hooks him up and plants him with a big suplex! The fans are going wild!
Steve White: Thor with a big move right there trying to stop Bill Ryder’s dominance as early as he can! He knows Bill Ryder very well and he knows what he can do in a short time in that ring!
Chuck Thompson: Bill was getting the upper hand but Thor right back at Bill with a massive suplex and the fans are loving it!
Thor stomps on Bill a few times before picking him up! Thor elbows Bill in the side of then head then grabs his arm and tugs on it, pulling him to his corner where Thor tags in Elysia Gallows! Elysia comes in as Thor holds Bill up and Elysia punches Bill square in the face with a closed fist! Bill falls to the mat and the ref tells Elysia off! Elysia ignores the ref and picks Bill up! Elysia gets Bill in a headlocks but Bill starts elbowing the shit out of Elysia’s gut! Bill pushes Elysia away and fires Ryde of Your Life but Elysia ducks it and grabs Bill from behind the neck! Elysia plants Bill with a big neckbreaker! Elysia covers Bill!
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Steve White: Big kick out from Bill and Bill Ryder isn’t saying he’s gonna give up just yet! Elysia in his return match and he looks like he hasn’t missed a beat!
Chuck Thompson: Elysia returned last week at Come At Me Bro and helped Eli for God knows what reason and in the process he betrayed my nigga Champ! Champ is just dying to get in the ring right now!
Elysia isn’t happy and grabs Bill by the hair! Elysia slowly and calculatingly punches Bill on the top of the head with big shots! Bill thinks fast and puts his head under Elysia’s chin and hits him with a jawbreaker! Elysia falls to his knees holding his face as Bill rolls over to the corner and tags in James Champ! Champ gets the tag and jumps in the ring! Elysia stands up and the two come face to face! The fans are going BERSERK!
Steve White: CHAMP AND GALLOWS! These two were best friends and tag team partners and now they’re bitter enemies fueled by hatred and betrayal! These fans are going nuts!!
Chuck Thompson: What’s gonna happen here!? Are they gonna talk it out right now?!
Champ and Elysia start trading big rights and lefts and the fans go wild! Champ with a knee to Elysia! He starts beating the fuck out of Elysia with big forearms and punches until Elysia loses it and grabs Champ’s legs, lifting him up and driving him into the corner then hitting him with big corner thrusts until Champ falls! Elysia is ruthless and starts booting Champ in the head while he’s down until the ref pulls him off of him and out of the corner! Elysia picks Champ back up! Champ swings but Elysia blocks him and hits him with a mean snap DDT! Elysia covers Champ!
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Elysia loses it and gets up! He yells at Champ and starts booting him while he’s hurt on the canvas!
Steve White: Elysia is a changed man! Gone is the noble competitor and here we see a ruthless sport just like Eli Sykes! One has to wonder why he chose to betray Champ and side with Eli…
Chuck Thompson: Right now these two men are trying to destroy each other! Elysia seems to be getting the upper hand now and it could be too late for Champ!
Elysia gets Champ in a headlock and starts to taunt him! Champ struggles until he gets an elbow into the gut then picks Elysia up and back body drops him on the mat! They both get to their feet but Champ is quicker as he runs a big boot into Elysia’s face! Elysia up again but another running big boot from Champ and Elysia is messed up! Champ want’s to pull Elysia in for Champ Change but Elysia elbows Champ across the nose! Champ starts bleeding and Elysia tags in Conner Creed! Creed instantly runs in and flattens Champ with a running STO! The fans are losing their shit! Creed covers!
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Steve White: Bah Gawd! What a match! Elysia took down Champ! Champ fought off Elysia! Elysia retreated and Creed came in and FUCKED CHAMP UP!
Chuck Thompson: Creed is a big move machine! He was made to flatten, slam and destroy motherfuckers and that’s just what he did to Champ! I’m surprised Champ could kick outta that huge running STO!
Creed picks Champ up and scoops him on his shoulder but Champ elbows the fuck out of Creed’s face and slides down his back down to his feet! Champ pushes Creed into his corner and Creed hits it hard! Wilmer holds Creed and Champ runs up, hitting Creed with a big running splash in the corner! Champ tags in Wilmer and Champ holds Creed as Wilmer hits Creed with a big knife edge chop to the chest!
Steve White: Knife edge to the fucking chest from Wilmer!!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky has been on fiah since his return and a win in this big match could mean big things for his future concerning Scars and Stripes!
Wilmer with quick kicks and strikes to Creed! Wilmer ducks a clothesline from Creed then bounces off of the second then the third rope and drags a flying kick across Creed’s jaw! Creed is groggy but pissed! His rage blinds him as he gets up and advances on Wilmer! Wilmer with a big springboard elbow! Wilmer is on fire in the ring, taking Creed down with a lariat then another then another THEN ANOTHER! Wilmer does some theatrics as Creed gets up! He runs up to finish him off but Creed lays Wilmer out with a surprise Clothesline From Hell! The fans and Wilmer’s team are in shock! Creed covers!
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Steve White: ROPE BREAK! CREED HAD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Chuck Thompson: Massive Clothesline From Hell just destroyed a confident Wilmer but the bottom rope saves Wilmer’s life! Creed woulda had this one won!!
Creed digs a big boot into Wilmer’s back then picks him up off the canvas slowly! Wilmer headbutts Creed in the gut and shoves him into his corner! Sah’ta Thor blind tags his way into the match! Creed is pissed but it doesn’t matter! Thor boots Wilmer in the gut! Thor wants something big but Wilmer sidesteps him and spins him around then boots Thor in the gut!
Steve White: Thor forcing his way back in and I don’t think that was for the best!
Chuck Thompson: Neither do I Steve!
Wilmer pulls Thor in as the fans go nuts! Wilmer gets Thor for the Lubrication Twist but Thor twists out of it! Thor boots Wilmer in the gut and pulls him in ready for Parasite Eve but Wilmer headbutts Thor in the balls and pushes him off of him! Wilmer sidesteps Thor and pulls him in off of the Parasite Setup! Wilmer hits Thor with Nocturnal Emission! The fans go WILD! Creed goes to run in but Ryder already leaves his corner and dives on him! The two roll away outside the ring, fighting! Wilmer covers Thor! Elysia runs in for the save but Champ jumps over them and hits Elysia with a somersault dive through the air! The fans go nuts as Champ and Elysia end up out of the ring! Wilmer hooks Thor’s far leg!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The Team of Bill Ryder, James Champ and Wilmer Patacky!
Thor rolls out of the ring as Bill slides back in! Bill celebrates with Wilmer inside the ring and they look out for Champ! Champ and Elysia have ended up in the crowd and they’re brawling in the stands!
Steve White: Champ and Elysia trading blows in the crowd right now!
Chuck Thompson: This match wasn’t enough to satisfy them!
We fade out at the image of Champ and Elysia bashing the shit out of each other then cut to backstage.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen… Joining me is my guest at this time… Blaise
Blaise comes into the frame of the interview area and the fans watching on the tron go berserk with cheers. Blaise doesn’t look impressed and Lisa Caliber looks apprehensive.
Lisa Caliber: Blaise last week yo…
Blaise: Last week? Last week I captivated the world and the entire EHWF by defeating Eli Sykes, becoming world champion and forcing two other world championship defenses after that as a result… Is that what you were going to say?
Lisa Caliber: Yes it was… Doesn’t anyone let the interviewer talk he…
Blaise: And what was it all for Lisa? I did the IMPOSSIBLE last week and it all got taken away from me… Now you know that I am deserving of an EHWF Championship rematch even though I didn’t successfully defend it… I’m the only logical choice for a contender… Hell, even James Champ deserves another shot after the night and the effort we put on… But that’s not going to happen is it?
Lisa Caliber: I… Really don’t know, you’re the one giving the interview it see…
Blaise: No it’s not! It’s not going to happen because Ryan Morgan Rissi runs this place for some reason… The biggest and most popular wrestling juggernaut on the face of the planet and somehow Ryan Morgan Rissi is able to come to power and own it… How pathetic… We all know that Ryan thinks it’s his destiny to win the EHWF Championship and to win at Scars and Stripes. If I remember clearly I beat Ryan Morgan last year at Scars and Stripes and took the title from him so this year he’ll definitely try to keep everyone away from Eli except for himself…
Lisa tries to get another word in but it’s no good.
Blaise: So fine… Keep me out of the title picture Ryan… Even thought I deserve the match more than ANYONE else. Put the title on yourself but be warned – I won’t be happy… James Champ won’t be happy… Eli Sykes won’t be happy and as Champion, you’ll have the biggest target on your back. As Champion it doesn’t matter if your GM, owner or the janitor – EVERYONE wants that title and they’ll do anything to get it… ANYTHING…
Lisa looks confused and she’s not sure if she should say anything. Blaise leans in with the mic.
Blaise: Thank you for your time Lisa…
Lisa looks around as Blaise dismisses her. Lisa walks off leaving Blaise with the mic as we fade back into the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following contest is a tag team match and it is for the Tag Team Championships!
The CPM music hits as Black Man, Kevin Hunter and TQ Smooth all appear on the top of the stage to a reception of wild boos! They shake their heads in disgust and make their way down the ramp as garbage and boos are hurled at them! All three men get in the ring and do the RMR salute as they wait for their opponents…
Patricia Downs: First… The challengers… Being accompanies by TQ Smooth… Black Man and the Jr Heavyweight Champion Kevin Hunter… Corporate Power Monarchy!!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… They are the Tag Team Champions… Hannah Walters and the EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING
Match 4: Hannah Walters & Eli Sykes (c) vs. Black Man & Kevin Hunter w/ TQ Smooth
Black Man looks at Hunter and TQ, as Hunter smiles back climbing out onto the apron to let Black Man start the match. Sykes obviously wants to kick Black Man’s head in, but Hannah does her best to hold him back. She calms him down and strategizes as Black Man smirks.
Steve White: Can Eli and Hannah actually defend these things or are the CPM gonna add even more gold to their collection?
Chuck Thompson: A win for the CPM would effectively give the CPM control over ever title except for the world title and if you were listening to Blaise before, RMR has his sights on that one! CPM are a force to be reckoned with now!
Steve White: Indeed they are, Chuck.
Black Man would approach the two, trash talking Sykes and telling Hannah to get in the ring, gesturing to see if she likes Black guys or not... Sykes would slip past Hannah and dive at Black Man, but Black Man is able to keep his balance as he locks up with Sykes and the match BEGINS! The crowd is going nuts. Black Man and Sykes start clubbing each other with rights and lefts, ignoring the pain from each others fists to try and not let the other have the upper hand. Sykes manages to push Black Man back into a corner, only for Black Man to push Sykes back to back, swinging wildly at each other.
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! Black Man and TQ have been on Eli’s case for months trying to get in his head and now Eli gets to settle it!
Steve White: You're right, Chuck! This is more of a fight than a wrestling match! All the damn bullshit stories TQ and Black have put out in the last few weeks… All the rumours and the mind games… Eli is going to snap!
The two keep pushing each other into the ropes and around the ring while swinging blindly at each other, until Black Man backs Sykes into his own corner and Hannah tags herself in! She quickly climbs into the ring and gets behind Black Man! She boots him in the back of the leg and Eli knees him in the face! The ref gets Eli out! Hannah starts hitting Black Man with big forearms and punches to the face! Black Man shoves Hannah off of him and she uses the ropes for balance.
Steve White: Hannah sneaking in and taking it to Black Man right there! CPM can be underhanded and dirty but so can Eli and Hannah!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah is looking fucking fine as fuck tonight Steve! I’d love me some of that… or at least that Hannah sex doll that obsessed freak Myles Lucas made!
Black Man gets up and rages at Hannah points at Sykes and tells her to tag him back in feeling that as CPM captain, Eli should be his opponent, not her. She looks at him and shakes her head so Black Man kicks the fuck out of her! Black Man smirks at Eli as he picks Hannah up and scoopslams her down to the mat! Black Man stops her and Eli wants to come in but the ref stops him! Black Man bounces off of the ropes and drops a leg on Hannah’s back and laughs at Eli.
Steve White: Black Man is being ruthless here tonight and he’s really trying to get to Eli.
Chuck Thompson: Black Man, Hunter and TQ are all sick assholes, what did you expect...
Black Man tags in Hunter and pats him on the back as TQ shouts encouragement from ringside. Hunter climbs into the ring and pops his knuckles while Hannah looks on uneasily, trying to get up. The two meet up in the middle of the ring. The two lock up, as the crowd gets behind Hannah. Hunter easily overpowers Hannah and wrenches her head into a headlock, quickly squeezing in more pressure as he laughs at her! Hannah can’t get out of the hold as he switches to a more STF maneuver on one knee! Hannah is going red and is in pain!
Chuck Thompson: CPM are working effectively here tonight… No doubt RMR gave them the order to win these titles and hurt Eli and Hannah here tonight!
Steve White: That’s just what they’re doing! Hannah was doing well but CPM is bullying her now and she can’t make it back to her corner. That’ll be costly for her and Eli!
Hunter continues to wrench in more pressure on Hannah's head and neck as she pulls him back, bouncing against the ropes and using the momentum to shove him off of her and whip him into the opposite ropes. Hunter comes charging back at her as she drops down onto her stomach, forcing Hunter to leap over her. Hunter bounces off the ropes once again as Hannah quickly pushes herself up and then leaps into the air, wrapping her legs around Hunter's head as she twirls around, flipping Hunter over with a hurricanrana! The crowd pops as Hannah jumps back up to her feet and flashes a big smile, boosting with confidence as she reaches out to Eli!
Steve White: Hannah fights off the CPM offense!
Chuck Thompson: It seems like she really needs to make a tag right now but hunter is getting back up!
Steve White: She wants to get at Eli but Hunter is between them and he’s still fresh! She’ll have to side step him or do more damage than that!
Hunter pounds his fist on the mat in anger, quickly charging up from his knees and leaps up onto Hannah with a shoulder smash! He then grabs her head, and starts lifting it up before repeatedly slamming the back of her head into the mat to the crowd's dismay! Hunter jumps up to his feet, flips a raging Eli off and then quickly runs over to Sykes and hits him in the face with a forearm, knocking him off the apron! Eli freaks out and wants to kill him but two refs stop him from interfering!
Steve White: Hunter not letting Hannah have the time to build up her momentum and tag in Sykes! That was genius right there! They’re isolating Hannah and really taking it to her now!
Hunter would then step over to Hannah who is holding the back of her head in pain and then simply stop her out a few times, very slowly and calculated! He pushes down a bit, choking her as he looks over to Black Man and laughs. The referee gets to a four count as Black Man seems to direct TQ Smooth to the other end of the apron. Hannah tosses Hunter off of her and gets to her feet! Black Man blind tags himself back in! Hannah gets up and dashes up, tagging Eli back in! The fans go nuts! Black Man suddenly stops, not realizing Eli was going to get the tag so quick! Eli leaps up and blasts a fist into Black Man’s face, breaking his nose!
Steve White: Sykes and Black Man again! Sykes just broke Black Man’s nose! Look at the blood! The anger in that punch!
Sykes and Black Man aggressively lock up! Black Man knees Sykes in the gut countless times before pulling him back and hitting him with a big boot! Black Man rushes Sykes on the mat again and gets the upper hand! Sykes can't get anything in this one and Black Man lines him up for the old Black Stunn! Sykes gets to his feet but Sykes ducks Black Man and Black Man falls into the ropes, accidentally knocking down Hannah from the apron!
Steve White: Hannah wasn't looking and Black Man accidentally knocked Hannah down when he was going for Sykes!
Black Man looks around! Black Man turns around and Sykes quickly hits Black Man with a boot to the gut! Sykes hoists Black Man on his back from the distraction! Sykes wants Syke Out but TQ reaches in from the apron and grabs Eli’s boot! Eli trips up and Black Man falls on him! The ref doesn’t see it! TQ moves back to the corner as Hunter runs down the apron and jumps an axehandle on Hannah! TQ shouts at Black Man in the ring! Eli is groggy and gets up! Black Man man-handles Eli and goes for Black Plaque but Eli pushes Black Man against the ropes! Eli wants Brain Drill when he comes back but TQ gets up on the ropes and Black Man moves out of the way, twisting out and behind Eli! Eli turns around and Black Man hits him with Black Stunn! The fans are shocked and start wildly booing! Black Man covers Eli!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and the NEW Tag Team Champions… Corporate Power Monarchy!
TQ runs in and jumps in Black Man’s arms! Hunter brings in the belts and the three of them celebrate! Hannah Walters checks on Eli Sykes who looks emotionless. They back off to the side of the barricade as she checks on him! Black, TQ and Kevin celebrate in the ring as RMR’s music hits!
Steve White: Oh great… RMR! What now, out here to brag!
RMR: YES! YES! YES! Corporate Power Monarchy are now the Tag Team Champion’s and sooner rather than later we will have EVERY title in our possession as the most POWERFUL faction in history!
The fans boo RMR as he raises the RMR salute on the stage. Black, TQ and Kevin do the same in the ring!
RMR: Seeing as the CPM faction won the Tag Team Championships and Black Man, TQ Smooth and Kevin Hunter had a hand in getting the titles these past two weeks with TQ and Kevin winning the opportunity for the CPM and Black Man and Kevin winning the titles for the CPM I will be activating the Freebird Rule for these three competitors under the CPM banner!
Steve White: Freebird Rule?
RMR: That’s right… CPM – Black Man, TQ Smooth and Kevin Hunter are a unit. They all had a hand in this win and getting the opportunity so all three are Tag Team Champions! They may switch out which two members defend the title as they please! Lets hear it for the CPM!
The fans go nuts with boos and jeers as RMR raises his arms to the fans. We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall and it is a for the Hardcore Championship!
"You want a martyr? I'll be one, because enough's enough. You're done."
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “King For A Day" by Pierce The Veil hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “King For A Day" fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challenger… Silver Kazama
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… He is the Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Lord Raab (c) vs. Silver Kazama
The match starts out at a quick pace as Silver Kazama bolts straight at Raab and begins landing some quick kicks and strikes and takes Raab with his signature quick and technical offense. Raab stumbles backwards while trying to block the kicks but he is much slower than Silver. He falls into the corner of the ring where Silver Kazama jumps on him and knees him repeatedly, knowing he has to try and quickly get the upper hand on Raab. Finally, the referee pulls him off and Raab hurries back up to his base. Silver Kazama lets him get no further, though, as he runs at him and hits him with a huge dropkick to the head! Raab leans against the ring ropes to regain his composure and Silver Kazama pulls back and superkicks Raab! Raab falls to the outside on his feet through the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: Silver is all over Raab right now but Raab doesn’t look fazed! Raab looks more pissed off than anything and if I were Silve I’d be on my guard!
Steve White: Raab has really been on Silver Kazama since he became the number one contender! Silver finally gets the chance for revenge and you can tell he has nothing but intensity in his eyes tonight!
Silver Kazama stands in the ring with his hands on the top rope, waiting for Raab to get back up to his feet on the outside of the ring. When he does, Silver Kazama launches himself over the top rope and hits a perfectly executed moonsault onto Raab! Raab however grabs Kazama and catches him, tossing him on the floor with a massive powerbomb reversal! Raab looks over at the booing fans and raises his arms as Kazama screams in pain and grabs the steel steps to get up! Kazama barely gets back up to his feet and hooks Raab up right away from behind. He attempts to irish whip Raab into the ring post, but Raab reverses it and instead irish whips Silver Kazama into the ring post with his power advantage! Silver's face smashes hard off of the ring post as he falls to the ground, rolling in pain while holding his forehead! Raab picks him up over his shoulder and drops him on his head across the apron! Silver Kazama falls back to the floor, holding his chest and his face as he begins to bleed! Raab begins to look for a weapon under the ring as the fans get into the match and Silver tries to recover!
Steve White: Raab is back in control after a lot of Kazama influence in this contest. Now Raab is looking for a weapon to try and finish Silver Kazama off!
Chuck Thompson: This one isn’t going to be pretty if Silver can’t get up and recover in time!
Silver Kazama uses the crowd barrier to pull himself back up to his feet, but when he turns around he is clotheslined over it and into the first two rows of fans! The fans quickly get out of the way as Raab comes over the barrier into the crowd as well. Raab cracks Silver over the back with a kendo stick! Raab brings it down again on Silver and snaps it over his back this time! The fans are going nuts! Raab tosses Silver back over the barricade to the floor! Raab grabs a chair and tosses it onto Silver then gets back over and grabs the chair! Raab looks confused as Silver turns his head as he’s on his hands and knees and smiles while in so much pain...
Steve White: Huh?! Is Silver Kazama smiling? Is he laughing? Does he want Raab to fuck him up?
Chuck Thompson: That’s just going to piss Raab off even more! What’s Silver’s deal! He’s in pain right now but he’s laughing at Raab.
Steve White: Raab isn’t finding it funny though...
Silver Kazama: I thought you were a monster Raab? I thought you destroyed people for fun? I thought you were addicted to weapons and the hardcore fighting style… I THOUGHT YOU WERE RUTHLESS!
The fans go nuts! Raab doesn’t react. Raab picks Kazama back up and rolls him back into the ring and then slides in after him. He rolls him over onto his back and pins him.
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Silver Kazama gets a shoulder up just in time! Raab begins punching Silver Kazama straight in the face multiple times! He gets off and picks Silver Kazama up, but quickly plants him back down with a side slam! Silver Kazama lands hard on the back of his head and Raab begins to climb to the top rope. He gets there and then launches himself off, attempting an fist drop but Silver Kazama rolls out of the way just in time! Raab hits the mat hard. He roles back up to his feet and runs at Kazama, but Kazama pulls the top rope down and Raab goes flying to the outside of the ring! Raab falls right onto the hard floor again! Raab gets up, not happy but Silver dives over the top rope and lands on Raab as the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: What a turn of events! Silver’s back! He’s not done yet! He took all that punishment from Raab and said keep it coming!
Silver Kazama: You think I haven’t faced people like you before? You think I haven’t been through worse than this? Worse than what you’ve put me through?! This is playtime! Show me what you got!
Silver grabs Raab by the hair and starts hammering him with big punches! Raab grabs Silver and headbutts him to the floor! The fans are going nuts! Raab doesn’t give Silver another chance to open his mouth as he big boots him in the face! Silver is down and the fans are confused as Raab walks over to the bottom of the ramp.
Steve White: Wait... What’s Raab doing?
Lord Raab: Samuel… Samuel come out here… Show him what he wants…
Steve White: Samuel?
The fans and Silver are confused but their confusion turns to shock as another man – just as big as Lord Raab emerges from the stage. Silver looks confused and gets to his feet as the second monster that Raab refers to as “Samuel” makes his way down to the ring.
Steve White: Samuel? What’s this? Who is this monster!? Another Raab? We have a match going on here, what the heck is this?
Silver reacts quickly and nails Raab in the back with a big forearm and starts to dig some boots in! Silver then meets Samuel half way but the monster uppercuts him! Raab stands back up and Samuel and Raab swarm on Silver and the two monsters start to pummel Silver! The fans drown out with boos!
Steve White: Silver is getting double teamed by Raab and this other monstrous individual right now in the middle of this title match!
Chuck Thompson: Silver is going to get fucked up and lose this opportunity right now!
They continue the assault on Silver! They beat him up but Silver STILL doesn’t give up! Silver is able to blast an elbow into Raab’s face then pounds Samuel’s! Silver is bleeding but jumps on Raab! Raab pushes him away but Silver comes back with a massive Devil Trigger! Raab goes down and the fans go nuts! Silver spins around but Samuel takes Silver out with an uppercut!
Steve White: Silver wrecks Raab but it’s 2 on 1 and it doesn’t look like it’s going to end well for him right now!
Chuck Thompson: Wait! Wait! Who’s that! WILMER!
Wilmer Patacky runs down the ramp as Samuel goes to pick Silver up! Wilmer jumps through the air and hits Samuel in the back, evening the odds! Wilmer gets all over Samuel and starts pummeling him! The fans go BERSERK! Wilmer jumps up and dropkicks Samuel down to the metal floor of the bottom of the ramp! The ref is debating whether or not to keep this one going as Wilmer comes over and starts stomping on Raab who is trying to get up! Suddenly Silver grabs Wilmer and shoves him off of Raab! Wilmer looks confused!
Steve White: Wha?! What’s Silver’s deal? Wilmer made the save…
Silver Kazama: What’re you doing Will? This is my match! My opponent!
Wilmer Patacky: What’re you talking about Matt! You were getting double teamed!
Silver Kazama: Stay out of it! Fight your own battles!
Wilmer shakes his head and starts to stomp on Raab! Silver pushes Wilmer off of him and starts to stomp on Raab but Wilmer shoves Silver away and goes back to attacking Raab! Finally Silver loses it and shoves Wilmer in the chest! Wilmer shakes his head and shoves Silver back as tensions boil over!
Steve White: Whoa! Whoa! This is weird as fuck! What’s going on here! Wilmer was making the save wasn’t he?
Silver Kazama: What’s your fucking problem! Get outta here I had this!
Wilmer Patacky: Ungrateful asshole!
Wilmer shoves Silver away again but Raab is back up! Raab grabs Silver off of Wilmer’s shove and hits Silver with Killerbuster on the outside! The fans go nuts! Wilmer puts his hand over his mouth, as he can’t believe it! It was an accident! Raab gets up and stands over Silver’s destroyed body! Wilmer has a moment of revelation and goes in for redemption, booting Raab in the gut and hitting him with Lubrication Twist! The fans go wild as Silver and Raab are down and the ref comes out and checks on them!
Steve White: What the fuck is happening!? Silver and Raab are both out…
Wilmer Patacky: Shit…
Samuel grabs Wilmer’s face from behind then tosses him into the barricade like a sex-doll! Wilmer is down as Samuel comes over to Silver and Raab’s carcasses. The ref gets in his way and throws up the “X”
Patricia Downs: As a result of double interference both competitors are unable to keep fighting… Therefore the official has declared this a no contest!
The fans are going crazy. Wilmer, Silver and Raab are downed. Samuel comes over and tries to help Raab recover as we fade out to a Corporate Power history promo.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the main event contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is set for one fall and it is a wager lumberjack match!
“Better Than You" begins to play on the audio system. Boos fill the arena. Smoke starts to congregate around the entrance way. As it disappears, Ryan Morgan Rissi appears at the top of the ramp and the CPM follow behind him! He is wearing Gold Saiyan Armour with black trunks and elbow pads with white boots. Cadance walks at his side, wearing a really revealing black dress.The crowd pelt garbage and he points to the ring and starts walking down towards it arrogantly, ready to get into the action. He kisses Cadance and then gets in the ring, removing his Gold Saiyan Armour. He starts to warm up, whilst talking to the referee.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Ryan Morgan Rissi and the Corporate Power Monarchy!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving blue and green lights strobed thoughout. The fans cheer as Aprila steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she strikes a fighter stance slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly.
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The mysterious Aprila adjusts her veil and breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Aprila has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder and making sure her mask is on tight before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… Aprila!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Aprila vs. Ryan Morgan Rissi
The CPM; Black Man, TQ, Brandon Bash, Kevin Hunter, Angus Murphy, Cowbell and Cadance all surround the ring as RMR smirks at Aprila! She adjusts her mask and goes in! they lock up and Aprila knees RMR in the gut then flips over him using his arm then kicks him in the gut! Aprila whips RMR into the corner and follows up with a running move but he elbows her in the head! RMR runs out with a big lariat! Aprila tries to spring up but RMR grabs her and tosses her out of the ring! Aprila looks up while she down and TQ and Black Man start stomping her out!
Steve White: What an unfair match this is! Aprila has guts for going through with this but the CPM aren’t going to play fair! They’re going to mess her up tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Aprila will try and fight the good fight but chances are she’ll end up unmasked right before RMR destroys her with the Monarchy!
Black Man hammers Aprila in the back with a forearm then tosses her back into the ring! She rolls in and RMR covers her!
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KICK OUT!
RMR gets up and digs a few boots in! He picks her up and hits her with a British Uppercut and swings a haymaker but she blocks it and boots him in the gut! Aprila takes RMR down with a lariat! He gets up but she takes him down with another! The fans are going nuts as she hits him with a third!
Steve White: Aprila! Fighting back and giving these fans hope but the CPM are waiting outside like snakes!
Chuck Thompson: She could save EHWF by winning but it’s just not possible with the CPM out here. What a rigged match! RMR is a cunt!
Snapkick from Aprila to RMR! RMR has had enough and he dropkicks her! She falls to the mat and TQ drags her out! Hunter and Cowbell start to beat her up before Black Man knees her in the side and rolls her back in the ring! RMR lines her up! She gets up and he goes for Ryan of Your Life but she ducks it! Aprila wants Entai Shock but RMR pushes her against the corner hard! Cadance grabs Aprila’s leg so she can’t move and RMR follows up with a running corner knee! She falls to the mat and RMR covers her!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Another kick out! It would just be easier for Aprila to stay down and get unmasked! She’s going to get hurt here!
Chuck Thompson: No one can come help her either Steve. RMR stated any active member of the locker room comes out and helps her, they’ll be fired!
RMR picks Aprila up and puts her up on the turnbuckle! He climbs it with her and wants a superplex but she headbutts him then punches him, sending him crashing down to the mat all the way from the top rope! Aprila turns her back while up there! Angus tries to get her but she kicks him off the apron! The fans are going NUTS! She kicks TQ off of the other side! Aprila leaps off with a moonsault but just before she is about to hit Morgan, Black Man and Cadance drag him out of the ring and Aprila crashes on the canvas!
Steve White: NO! RMR would have been done there! Bah Gawd Aprila is giving it her all!
Chuck Thompson: She can’t take on the world… No matter what the CPM will always make the save for RMR!
Aprila is hurt! Black Man and Hunter drag her out and hit her with the tag belts! Cadance slaps her and rolls her back in! RMR picks Aprila up in the center of the ring but she boots him in the gut! Aprila with a roundhouse but RMR ducks it! RMR fires a clothesline but misses as Aprila sidesteps! Bash grabs Aprila’s boot! She breaks free but RMR with White Stunn! The fans go wild with boos as RMR covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Ryan Morgan Rissi!
The fans boo wildly as RMR gets up over Aprila with the CPM joining him in the ring!
Steve White: That was complete bullshit… This is what EHWF has become under RMR… Just a playground for him… I feel legitimately sick after this…
Chuck Thompson: At least we get to see who is under that mask…
They don’t stop there! Black Man and Angus start stomping Aprila out on the mat as Hunter grabs her arms and holds her back down on the mat for RMR.
RMR: I hope it was worth it for you!
He grabs her mask and shakes her face as they hold her down! The fans are booing wildly and throwing garbage everywhere!
RMR: You could have shut your mouth and kept out of it but now… now you make me do this! Right after I reveal your ugly face to the world, we will obliterate your career right here in this ring!
RMR with a massive boot to her chest! He grabs her mask but as he does the lighting dims and an ominous tone is heard through the arena! The whole place is covered in dark blue strobe lights. RMR and the CPM stop in their tracks as they look out and the fans stop booing and go quiet… Suddenly and old and unknown voice hits the PA system! RMR orders his men to be vigilant as they and Aprila look out at a spotlight on the stage!
It's just me out here…
At least that's what it feels like
They said I wouldn't make it
That this was a city of broken dreams
But somehow los angels broke cages
They seen animals, we made stages
Became famous by freeing the world of their own danger
Prison mentalities, we're all hanging from propaganda
Victim blaming, all divided with remainders of Mike's, Trayvon's and Oscar's!
Given to common legends, no acting
The new summer is happening right now
Momma I made it
I killed this freestyle before they killed me
They saw Rodney, you saw a king
Realize how powerful you are and break free!
At least that's what it feels like
They said I wouldn't make it
That this was a city of broken dreams
But somehow los angels broke cages
They seen animals, we made stages
Became famous by freeing the world of their own danger
Prison mentalities, we're all hanging from propaganda
Victim blaming, all divided with remainders of Mike's, Trayvon's and Oscar's!
Given to common legends, no acting
The new summer is happening right now
Momma I made it
I killed this freestyle before they killed me
They saw Rodney, you saw a king
Realize how powerful you are and break free!
More spotlights hit the stage. RMR directs his guys in the darkness to keep an eye out all around the ring in case it’s a trap! The fans are confused as well as an unknown theme starts playing!
Steve White: What is this? Who is this?
Chuck Thompson: I got no idea… Who’s theme is that….What was that intro?
More spotlights hit the stage as a silhouette of a man appears! The fans go wild but no one can see past the glaring light right the darkness! RMR orders Angus and TQ up the bottom of the ramp! Suddenly the lights flicker on as the spotlights fade and we see Michael Rissi appear on the stage!
Fans: AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!? MICHAEL RISSI!? THAT’S MICHAEL FUCKING RISSI! HE’S NOT DEAD! WHAT THE HECK CHUCK!
Chuck Thompson: These fans are going BERSERK! RISSI IS ALIVE AND HE’S HERE TO CONFRONT HIS SON! HE’S ALIVE! Ryan looks like he’s seen a ghost!
Michael Rissi slowly walks down the ramp and everyone is going nuts! The CPM is apprehensive but a shocked RMR yells at them to attack! Angus runs at Michael but Michael knocks him down with a right hand! TQ goes to stop him but Michael reveals a level from his jacket and hits TQ in the gut then the skull with it! Hunter is questioning RMR! RMR is sweating and demands Hunter grow a set! Hunter slides out of the ring but as he does Michael hits him square in the head with the level!
Fans: This is awesome! This is awesome!
Black Man talks with RMR. He refuses to go in and fight. RMR looks around.[/color]
RMR: Where the fuck did Brandon go!?
Cowbell gets low blowed by Aprila and he goes down! Black Man and Cadance boot her back down as Michael gets in the ring. RMR can’t believe it… Black Man walks up to Michael and tries to calm the situation. They start talking an Michael nods but when Black Man turns back to Ryan, Michael blasts him over the head with the level! Black Man is down! The level snaps in two and RMR looked pissed as does Michael Rissi!
RMR: Dad! I thought you were dead! What’s the meaning of this!?
They come closer and closer until RMR lunges at Michael! Michael ducks down and takes him down to the canvas and starts beating him in the head with big right hands! The fans go CRAZY! RMR is getting fucked up but Michael’s injury takes hold and it stops him! RMR smirks and headbutts Michael off of him! Cadance picks Michael up and slaps him! Michael can’t move well, his back is out! He pushes Cadance away into Aprila who boots her in the gut! The exhausted Aprila uses her last ounce of energy to take out Cadance with a Shinning Wizard! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: This is amazing! We knew someone would try thwart RMR or let EHWF perish but we didn’t think it would be the deceased Michael Rissi!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t understand any of this… RMR didn’t kill Michael Rissi… He is shocked he’s alive… What does this all mean!?
RMR is groggy. He grabs Hunter’s Jr Heavyweight belt and nods at it! He swings it at Michael but Michael ducks it and fires a massive Superkick as RMR turns back around! Blood and saliva go all over the place, as RMR is KO’d! RMR is down and the fans go nuts! Michael hypes up the fans as the arena is bumpin’! Michael gets in a KO’d RMR’s face on the mat and tears his CPM T-Shirt off and tosses it on his face!
Fans: OHHHH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT!
Aprila is on her knees on the canvas, hurt and trying to get up. Michael Rissi looks around at the fallen CPM in disarray. He looks over at Aprila and goes to help her up. He grabs her hand and pulls her up as he holds her… The fans are confused. Michael holds Aprila’s hand and brushes the hair from her face. He grabs her mask and pulls it from her lips. Michael Rissi and Aprila start to make out as they stand over RMR’s fallen body!
Fans: WHAT?!
Steve White: WHAT!? BAH GAWD WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL DOING! HE’S A MARRIED MAN! What’s he doing making out with Aprila on live TV!?
Chuck Thompson: He was fucking dead 10 minutes ago Steve…
Aprila takes the rest of her mask off and tosses it on Morgan. She pulls back in Rissi’s arms as we see Aprila to be revealed as Joanna Rissi… The fans go wild!
Fans: What the fuck!? What the fuck!?
Steve White: No… No fucking way! Aprila was Joanna Rissi… Aprila was Joanna Rissi!? Why!? What the fuck!
Chuck Thompson: None of this is making sense to me… How the fuck can shit develop like this in just a few minutes… I have no idea how any of this adds up!
Michael and Joanna stand as the fans cheer. They look beat up as they stand over Ryan Morgan Rissi who is twitching on the mat.
Steve White: Well… That’s all we have time for tonight… All I can say is wow and I can’t wait for next week… I-I don’t know what to say… We’ll see you guys next week, don’t miss it whatever you do… Good night ladies and gents and be safe.
We see Morgan-Rissi’s motionless carcass on the mat as the Rissi Family look down on him. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.