Post by EHWF Management on Sept 12, 2016 8:32:40 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Aftermath was incredible! We saw Eli Sykes somehow retain his title once again this time against Conner Creed – but his by any means necessary approach also helped Creed retain his title shot contract! Now tonight they team up in an odd couple pairing against the terrifyingly dominant team of The Monstimals! Can they do it or will they break down and fall victim to these beasts!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that one but regardless if Creed has a shot at Eli or anyone else he wishes to once again, a new number one contender for the EHWF Championship will be decided! Mayhem is holding two Time Trials matches where the winner with the quickest match time will go on and become the number one contender to the EHWF Championship! First we have two recently failed and titles men fighting in Silver Kazama and TQ Smooth! The hatred these two show for each other alone should be amazing to watch!!
Steve White: That’s right and their time will go up against the time of the winner of Sujir Thorn and Kevin Hunter! Thorn needs to show improvement and Hunter has earned this match with a gallant effort these last few months! The winner of this co-main event could very well become the new N1C and maybe the new EHWF Champ! Don’t miss this one whatever you do!
Chuck Thompson: Then a big six man tag team match featuring Mazzio, Aubree and Wilmer taking on The Outlaws and Andre Pierre will serve as a perfect interlude for the night! This is a match I’m interested in seeing not just for Aubree Celeste but also the dynamic of their team, Pierre’s return to Mayhem, how The Outlaws fight and the teamwork culture in EHWF. This match is going to be one to watch and I think it’s going to be more complex than some people think!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens, heading into WAR! This one is going to be a good one Chuck! Lets start the night!
We come back to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the opening match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challenger… Jade!
As the opening chord to 'This Means War' began to flow throughout the sold out arena. The once two-time Jr. Heavyweight Champion & North American Champion slowly made his presence known to the live crowd. The Scourge raised his arms arrogantly into the air as he stepped forward, displaying his hatred towards the fans. He took a moment and paused at the top of the ramp, as the camera caught a quick glimpse of him wearing his regular black and gold wrestling attire, black gloves, and padded boots. His long black hair flowed down well past his dark glaring eyes. He took a deep breath, before repeatedly slamming his fist against his chest. The Scourge would cockily begin to walk down the ramp, taunting and mocking the crowd with every step he made moving forward towards the ring.
He walked with a certain 'swag' as he marched down the ramp-way at a moderate pace. He would end up stopping halfway down the ramp, as the expression on his face would change dramatically. The Scourge himself would raise his right arm in a strong manner, while keeping his fist clinched tightly above his head. He stood there for a moment, signaling off towards the crowd as a smile of confidence would reign across his face. After a moment he would continue on with his quest towards the ring.
Once he entered the ring, in a God like manner he raised his arms above his head once again as he circled around the ring, gathering and accepting the roar of boo's that were coming at him from every direction possible.
He then proceeded to walk to the turnbuckle closest to the ramp. He would bide his time in climbing the turnbuckle. Once he reached the top of the turnbuckle, he would once again pound his right fist against his chest multiple times. He then pointed out to the crowd and shouted something in their direction, but his words would quickly be muffled out by the sound of boo's from the sold out arena.
The Scourge then showed off his athleticism and leaped off the top rope and landed perfectly on his feet. He then rested his back against the turnbuckle. His vile lips remained cemented in place, as he would slide his forearm across his lips. He stood in place, taking the time to stretch, as he awaited for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… Her opponent… He is the Showtime Champion… Bill Ryder!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Bill Ryder and Jade come to the center. They go to lock up but Jade avoids him and ducks around him. Jade grabs Bill around the waist but she gets an elbow to the face in return! Bill turns around and drives Jade into the corner! He quickly gets an advantage, hitting her with big corner thrusts! Bill then grabs Jade and whips her hard into the opposing corner! Jade yells out in pain but Ryder runs up for a massive corner clothesline! Jade is able to roll out of the way at the final second and Ryder eats the turnbuckle head on! Ryder stumbles around but Jade jumps up and nails him in the back with a dropkick back into the corner to buy herself more time.
Steve White: And this contest is already getting heated! Jade and Bill haven’t been friendly for many weeks now and Jade’s assault on Bill and Zoe last week would have been the tipping point! They’re out to destroy each other here!
Chuck Thompson: Bill just won the Showtime Championship and he’s not looking to give it up so early! Jade has a fight on her hands tonight!
They both get up and circle around the center of the ring again. Jade runs up and knees Bill right in the midsection! She tries to follow up but Bill headbutts her into the corner! Jade springs out and she's forced to lock up with him but he lifts her up and slams her to the mat! Jade slowly gets up. Ryder goes to grab her but she elbows him in the face! He turns back around to give chase but Jade jumps to the second then third ropes then springs off dragging a big flying sidekick across Ryder's jaw! Ryder stumbles backward and falls into the corner! Jade runs up and follows up with a perfect corner high knee then plants Ryder into the center of the ring with a bulldog! The fans are going wild as Jade covers him!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Ryder was fighting tough but he can’t seem to control Jade tonight! Jade with some big offense right now!
Chuck Thompson: She's doing a great job but Ryder was able to kick out! Bill is a great mid-card talent but if he’s able to kick out of moves like that without much trouble then you’re not hitting hard enough!
Ryder gets to his feet as does Jade! Jade dashes at him but Ryder rams into her with a shoulder and takes her down! Ryder picks Jade up and grabs her by the hair then tosses her into the corner! Ryder lines Jade up then bolts at her but she jumps up in the corner and Ryder runs right into her boot! Ryder stumbles backwards but gets his bearings and charges at Jade in the corner once more! Jade dashes out of the way and Ryder hits the corner at full speed! Ryder collapses in the corner but forces himself up only to get rolled up by Jade!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Oh! So close! Jade fighting back right now and she almost had Ryder but Ryder is refusing to fall here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Jade can't keep this guy down. I think she’s bitten off more than she can chew against Ryder tonight!
Both competitors get up and Ryder quickly grabs Jade from behind! Ryder tosses Jade into the ropes then catches her with a belly-to-belly suplex on the way back! Ryder doesn't wait for her to get up, instead grabbing her by the hair and hitting her with a big swinging neckbreaker! The fans are going wild as Ryder goes down to cover her but she quickly kicks him in the side of the head and gets up! They run at each other and Jade takes Ryder down with a dropkick to the leg! They both get up and she goes for it again but this time Ryder dives and takes Jade down with a massive diving shoulder, sending her sprawling across the ring! Jade looks hurt and Ryder comes over!
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ROPE BREAK!
Steve White: Jade found the ropes! Jade found the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think Ryder has the intelligence to keep up with Jade in this contest! He should have seen that. Maybe we’ll come to a stalemate here tonight?
Both get up and Jade hits Bill in the head with a diving forearm! Bill is taken back but he grabs Jade and headbutts her halfway across the ring! Bill runs up and goes for a clothesline but Jade ducks him and when he comes back off the ropes she hits him with a big dropkick to the head! Bill goes down and Jade springs up to the top rope and hits him with a huge moonsault sending the fans cheering in a frenzy! Bill gets up! Jade comes across with a kick but he ducks it and pushes her against the ropes! He goes in for a big running clothesline but she sidesteps him and turns him around! Bill dashes at Jade but she ducks and he rams into the ref instead! The ref is down and the fans are going nuts! Jade springs off of the second rope and tries to drag a kick but Bill ducks it!
Steve White: The ref is down!
Chuck Thompson: Jade missed!
Jade is shocked and turns around right into Ryde of Your Life! Jade is down and finished on the mat! Bill runs out of energy and hits the mat as well! Bill forces himself to his feet and makes his way over to the downed Jade when the fans start going WILD!
Steve White: This is i… Wait… WHAT?!
Bill goes to cover but a man slides in the ring and grabs Bill from behind! Bill is shocked as the man yanks him and knees him in the side! Bill coughs and struggles in the ring as the man hits him with a massive step up Enziguri! As we come closer we see the man has “TRUDEX” printed on the back of his T-Shirt! Jade looks up and smirks as she tries to recover! Bill is destroyed on the canvas!
Steve White: Who the heck is that! Jade and this guy are pulling one right now!
Chuck Thompson: Trudex? It says Trudex on his t-shirt… Who the heck is Trudex, Steve?
The ref stumbles to his feet as Trudex helps Jade up! He slides out of the ring just in time for Jade to cover Bill and the ref to turn around to see it! The fans instantly flood the arena with boos!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... And the NEW Showtime Champion… Jade!
Steve White: She did it! Jade did it! Bill already lost the Showtime Championship and it’s all thanks to this Trudex character!
Chuck Thompson: It was a great match but Jade had a plan all along! This Trudex guy looked ready from the beginning but now I really wanna know who he is!
Bill is out on the canvas as Jade is handed the title belt! She holds the Showtime title and the Briefcase up as Trudex comes in the ring and they hug. The fans boo them but they continue to celebrate as we fade to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
John Blade’s music hits and the fans boo THE FUCK out of him! He runs out on the ramp and tries to high 5 some cunts but they refuse. He slides in the ring and salutes the crowd as he waits for his opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... John Blade!
"Blood Red Sandman" hits on the PA system. Angus Murphy walks out wearing a pair of gold trunks. He has black elbow pads, knee pads and boots. He makes his way down to the ring, looking fired up and ready to fight. He gets in the ring and looks around at the crowd.
Patricia Downs: And next... Angus Murphy!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And finally... Making her way to the ring... Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Zoe and John lock up! Zoe knees John in the gut but Angus hits her from behind! John then knocks down Angus with a big right hand! Angus gets back up but gets another right hand! John Blade goes to follow up but Zoe knocks Blade down to the mat with a big running forearm! The fans get behind Zoe as she runs up and hits John with a big running Over Castle! Blade rolls around and eventually gets to his feet only to get a sidekick to the head! The fans go nuts as Zoe covers John!
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Steve White: Zoe is off to a great start here tonight showing that she won't be bullied by the two big men! Zoe, really trying to hammer it home right now but in any triple threat you always have to watch your back!
Chuck Thompson: Murphy saving this one and now he needs to take advantage of Zoe or else she's going to pull away with control here. Zoe can come away with a few big moves in a blink of an eye fairly quickly!
Angus gets up after breaking the cover! He picks Zoe up and boots her in the midsection then goes to hoist her up but she slides off of his back and pushes Angus headfirst into John Blade who just got back up! Blade hits the mat as Zoe lines Angus up! She trips him up on the mat then gets him in an STF! The fans go nuts but Angus powers out of it and reverses it out into a headlock! Zoe struggles for a moment but picks out quickly and a wrenched back, somehow getting Angus into a camel clutch!
Steve White: This one is getting fast paced and intense now and it seems like a battle of submission holds has broken out on the mat here!
Chuck Thompson: Murphy should know better then to get into a submission contest with Zoe, especially on the mat! She's somewhat of a specialist when it comes to this!
Angus looks like he might tap as Zoe wrenches back even further! John Blade runs in and makes the save, breaking it up! He gets up and yanks Zoe up on his back! Blade wants the Bladitude Adjustment but Zoe flips off of his back and lifts John up, hitting him with a big body drop from behind! They get back up but Zoe still has him in her grasp and hits him with another big body drop! The fans are going nuts as Zoe picks John up once more and finishes him with a third big body drop! Zoe rolls over and covers an exhausted and hurt Blade!
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Steve White: Ohh! So close by gawd! Zoe almost had it after all those big moves but Murphy with another big save here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: These are why triple threat matches are so difficult. Zoe has all the offense she needs tonight but has no defence against two opponents. If she gets one down the other one attacks her and makes the save. She needs to think quick!
Angus pulls Zoe up and hits her with a big suplex! The fans are on their feet for the action but Angus doesn't get a chance to follow up as John knocks him down! They get up and start trading shots with big lefts and right! Angus takes John out with a big lariat! John gets up only to get another big lariat back down to the mat from Angus! Angus lines John up! He wants an Angus slam and pulls John in as he gets up! Angus hoists John up but John moves off Angus' back and bounces off of the ropes! Angus swings but John ducks then bounces back and hits Angus with a massive spear!
Steve White: Spear! Spear! John Blade is incredible! Spear! Angus is finished! Spear!
Chuck Thompson: John Blade is gonna do it here! Can anything stop this original superstar?!
John Blade holds his arm up as he stands over the destroyed Angus Murphy! He bends down and waves in front of his face possibly gesturing that Angus "can't see him!" John bounces off of the ropes then runs back to the downed Angus and raises his arm ready for a fist drop but before he can hit it, Zoe grabs his arm, wraps him up, jumps on his back and locks in Kinetic Energy! The fans are going nuts as Zoe locks in tight and John thrashes around desperately!
Steve White: Zoe! Zoe outta nowhere and she's got Kinetic Energy locked in tight! She's got it kicked in Bah Gawd! This is it!!
Chuck Thompson: She came out of nowhere and Big John is in a bad situation!!
John Blade tries his best to get Zoe off of him! He can't do it! He thrashes around but goes down to a knee! Zoe wrenches back and John goes bright red! He's seconds away from passing out but chooses to tap instead! The fans go NUTS!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: The winner of this contest via submission... The Supernova... Zoe McDraven!
Steve White: Zoe does it! She's back and picks up a good win and much needed momentum! A great match!
Zoe gets up and celebrates as her music hits! We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 6 person tag team match set for one fall!
REACH FOR THE SKY!
is heard through the speakers before "Carry on my Wayward Son" by Kansas hits over the speakers as the fans rise to there feet, first through the camera was the younger brother, Dallas who came out like a bat out of hell, running straight onto one of the corners of stage letting out a scream. Until the older brother Jamin walked through the curtain, Dallas ran to the other side of the stage letting out another roof shattering scream. Jamin made his walk down the ramp, Dallas darted past Jamin and slide into the ring under the ropes, stepping up onto the turnbuckle and screaming out "IT'S TIME FOR DAT ASS WHOOPIN'!" as Jamin stepped through the middle ropes tossing his hands up into the air, letting out a screaming of his own.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Outlaws!
"Mystic Gohan" begins to play on the audio system. The crowd roars in anticipation. Andre Pierre appears on the ramp with smoke surrounding him. As it clears, The Extraordinary Superstar stands pointing to the sky, wearing a blue metallic garment with hood. He makes his way to the ring slowly, looking at the fans and nodding at them. He climbs onto the ring apron and looks up in the air, electric bolts hit the centre of the ring and the crowd gasps. He uses the ropes as leverage and front flips into the ring, to a standing ovation. He removes the jacket, so he is wearing just a pair of blue metallic tights, with
Patricia Downs: And next… Their partner… Andre Pierre!
Mazzio and Aubree’s music hit as they run out onto the stage and the fans go nuts! They perform some theatrics before some pyro goes off and they run down the ramp high fiving fans! Mazzio helps Aubree into the ring and they both get up on turnbuckles, celebrating as they wait for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… First… Mazzio & Aubree!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their partner… The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Wilmer locks up with Andre Pierre! Pierre starts to get some good knees in until Wilmer powers Andre down to the mat! Wilmer gets some shocking forearm blows to Andre’s face but Andre flips Wilmer off of him! They get up and Andre hits Wilmer with an armdrag! They get up and lock up once more! Andre is quicker with a knee but Wilmer tosses Andre like a sack of potatoes on the mat! Andre gets to his feet and swings wildly but Wilmer dodges everything then boots Andre in the gut and hits him with a big DDT! Wilmer is going to end it early!
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KICK OUT!
Andre gets up only to get wrapped up in an armhold! Andre reverses it into a headlock which Wilmer responds by lifting Andre up high and planting him on the mat with a back body drop! The fans are going nuts as the fight intensifies!
Steve White: Wilmer has improved a great deal and now that he is the Hardcore Champion his confidence is great and he’s fighting with great momentum in every match! They guy is going to go places in his latest run!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer has done amazing and running with Mazzio and Aubree has really helped him in his return to Mayhem. Right now Andre and Wilmer are really fighting a tight match and it’s getting good
They get up and Wilmer starts to hit Andre with left and right strikes! Andre desperately bursts out with a big lariat! Wilmer is down and Andre desperately dives into the corner and tags in Dallas! Dallas runs in and starts to stop Wilmer out on the mat! Wilmer grabs his leg and stands up then flips Dallas on the mat back first! Wilmer picks Dallas up and the two start trading blows until Wilmer tosses Dallas into his corner then runs up and hits Dallas with a corner clothesline! Wilmer tags in Aubree and the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Wilmer does more than enough for his team and now he tags in the intense Aubree Celeste to face Dallas! Aubree has been on a streak lately, even taking out people like Sujir Thorn, Zoe McDraven and Angus Murphy!
Chuck Thompson: I’m so glad she’s back. Just look at her… She is so hot Steve I could watch her all night!
Aubree rushes into the match and ducks a swing from Dallas! Wilmer pushes Dallas into the center of the ring and Aubree hits him with a mean dropkick! Dallas gets up but gets another dropkick to the chest! They both get up this time and Dallas forces Aubree to lock up! He gets some elbows in on her then pushes her away and boots her in the midsection! He blocks a swing and drops her with a spinning clothesline! Dallas goes for a cover!
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Aubree reverses it into one of her own!
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Dallas changes the polarity of the bridge to suit his own cover again!
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Aubree pushes back and covers Dallas!
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Dallas kicks out and they both get back up! The fans are going crazy right now and they lock up once more! Dallas again starts to pull away with the upper hand as he hits Aubree with an elbow or two but Aubree hits him with a Karate flip right on the mat! The fans are too their feet as Aubree bounces off of the ropes jumps up on the second and then hits Dallas with a big moonsault! She doesn’t waste time covering and instead picks him up and scoopslams him right back down! Dallas tries to struggle to his feet as Andre and Jamin call for a tag!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This contest is heating up! Aubree using her speed but Dallas seems to have an answer to stay alive no matter what! Aubree needs to keep up the pressure in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Dallas is doing a good job of defending his side but he needs to mount some more offense or else he’s not going to get very far in this match! It’s hard to follow as the pace in this one just gets quicker and quicker
Dallas makes a break for his corner but gets a high knee to the jaw for his efforts! Aubree springs off of the ropes and hits Dallas with a springboard elbow! Dallas is able to finally get the tag to Jamin but Dallas is spent after that skirmish! Jamin runs in and hits Aubree with a running shoulder block! He gets up and goes for another but she leapfrogs him and he hits the mat! Aubree explodes to her corner and tags in Wilmer again! Wilmer leaps off of the top rope and hits Jamin with a hurricanrana! The fans LOSE THEIR SHIT with cheers! Jamin gets up but gets a massive suplex from Wilmer! Dallas tries to run in but Wilmer shoves him into a corner! It gives Jamin enough time to hit Wilmer from behind with a forearm to the back of the neck! Jamin starts stomping out Wilmer and it doesn’t look good!
Steve White: Wilmer and Aubree are so fast it’s incredible Chuck! Their speed really makes a difference to this match and it’s really hurting the other side right now!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer and Aubree have used great speed to help their team come away with control right now but Jamin looks to try and slow things down right here!
Wilmer is able to get up but he’s bleeding! Wilmer swings but Jamin ducks and takes out Wilmer’s leg! The fans are all on their feet for this one! Jamin tags in Andre and Andre and Jamin grab Wilmer by his legs! Wilmer rakes the eyes of Jamin then kicks Andre away with great leg strength sending him to the apron! Wilmer then desperately dives to the corner and tags in Mazzio! The fans are going wild! Mazzio gets in and eyes the legal man on the apron but Dallas and Jamin reform in the ring!
Steve White: Oh shit…
Chuck Thompson: Fuck… Mazzio’s coming in. It’s all over now. Look in his eyes, all he can see is prey…
Dallas and Jamin lunge at Mazzio but he explodes at amazing speed, appearing behind them! He hits Dallas with an Iron Punch then before Jamin can notice, Mazzio turns around and hits him with an Iron Punch! The fans are so loud right now! Andre runs in and tries to hit a finisher on Mazzio from behind but Mazzio senses him and Andre misses as Mazzio dodges at amazing speed! Andre looks shocked and looks around for Mazzio. He turns around and gets a boot to the gut from Mazzio then hoisted up and destroyed with Infinite Dismissal! The fans go wild and Mazzio covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The team of Mazzio, Aubree Celeste and the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: They did it! What a freaking incredible match that was! The ability of the winning side was phenomenal! A great contest from everyone in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Talk about Wilmer and Aubree’s speed in this one, what about Mazzio!?! I couldn’t even see him move when he took out The Outlaws! That was terrifying!
Mazzio, Wilmer and Aubree celebrate in the center of the ring as Mazzio hoists Aubree up on his shoulder! They continue to celebrate to the cheering fans as we fade out to a commercial.
We return to the ring and Brandon Bash is stood wearing a black suit with red tie. He has Black Man and TQ Smooth with him, also wearing suits. He raises the microphone to his mouth and the crowd boo and pelt garbage.
Brandon Bash: Last week, on the EHWF Network, I put an end to Ryan Morgan and his pathetic excuse of a career. Sure, he's been a two time EHWF Champion and he may be a hall of famer among other things but let's be honest, he could've been so much more. I took him under my wing around three years ago and taught him EVERYTHING I know, I helped him win titles and I helped him when the going got tough. However, he disappointed me. He disappointed me at Scars and Stripes, when he lost to Michael Rissi. I gave him the chance to take over EHWF and become sole owner, I GAVE him that opportunity and he failed. He put on one of the worst matches in EHWF Scars and Stripes history and failed in his duty. He failed in his goal. So, I decided to come back and reveal myself once again. I came from behind the scenes and I confronted Ryan Morgan. I kicked him in the stomach and I hit the most vicious Wicked Prayer of all time. I beat him with the microphone too. In fact, I've heard he's out of action until 2017 due to my actions!
The crowd boo. They pelt garbage but TQ Smooth and Black Man grab it and throw it back!
Brandon Bash: Ryan Morgan failed me and he failed all of you too. That's why I ended him live on the EHWF Network. He was the only shrimp left standing in my way. Now, it's just me and Michael Rissi. It's just me and Mi-
Steve White: WHAT!??!?
The crowd roar as Ryan Morgan vaults the barricade and slides into the ring! He jumps on Brandon Bash's back and locks in the Rear Naked Choke! Bash loses air and the crowd roar! TQ Smooth and Black Man rush over grab Ryan Morgan, throwing him off! Brandon Bash scoots to the corner and takes a few breaths as Black Quality start to beat down Ryan Morgan!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan just assaulted Brandon Bash but now it's just turned into a beat down!
Black Quality continue to kick and beat up Ryan Morgan on the ground. The fans boo but the lights go out! They return quickly and The Monstimals are in the ring!
Steve White: By Gawd! Chaos on Mayhem!
Raab and Black Man start throwing down, whilst Samuel and TQ Smooth do too! It's a two on two brawl! Security swarm the ring and start getting involved trying to split them up! The crowd cheer the action as Security finally get in between them and stop the chaos. Black Q retreat up the ramp with security helping them, while the ringside doctors check on Ryan Morgan and Brandon Bash. The Monstimals stand tall in the centre of the ring as fire erupts from the corners of the ring!
Steve White: The Monstimals stand tall! They made the save when Ryan Morgan was getting beat down and security had to split them up! There's clearly something brewing between Black Q and The Monstimals!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah! How about Ryan Morgan jumping the barricade and locking a Rear Naked Choke on Brandon Bash!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan is clearly out for revenge and he will stop at nothing! What a night so far!
The scene fades out to commercial.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall and it is to be contested under a Time Trial to determine the next contender for the EHWF Championship!
"You want a martyr? I'll be one, because enough's enough. You're done."
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “King For A Day" by Pierce The Veil hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “King For A Day" fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Silver Kazama!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the top of the stage. T.Q comes out with the Showtime title around his waist as the fans boo as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. He slowly removes the EHWF Showtime championship from around his waist hoisting it in air has the fans erupt in more boos. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING!
The contest begins as the bell sounds and Silver and TQ lock up in the center of the ring! TQ knees Silver in the gut then whips him into the corner and follows up with a big corner knee to the gut! Silver shoves TQ off of him then locks up with him again. Silver hits TQ with an armdrag! TQ gets up but Silver hits him with another armdrag! TQ doesn’t fall for it again, instead he swings but Silver takes TQ’s leg out with a legdrop to the thigh! The fans are cheering as both men get up! Silver goes to lock up but TQ slaps him and hits him with a big right hand to the face!
Steve White: And Bah Gawd it looks like these two are going at it hard right now! It’s no secret they don’t like each other but a lot is riding on this win here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right, they have to try and pick up a win as fast as they can so they can beat the winner of Sujir/Kevin’s time so they can become the new N1C!
Silver gets up only to get knees to the side of the torso as TQ grabs Silver’s hair and pulls him up, yelling in his face. The fans boo but TQ ignores them and scoops Silver up then plants him down with a big scoopslam! TQ softly propels off of the ropes then drops a knee right on Silver’s head as the fans shrill! TQ quickly covers a hurt Silver!
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TQ gets up pissed off that the time is running out. TQ spits on Silver then starts stomping him out!
Steve White: TQ showing no respect for Silver Kazama right now! TQ wanted that pinfall but he didn’t get it and now the time is running out for him!
Chuck Thompson: TQ, very dominant in this match but another loss for Silver is something he really doesn’t need right now. I really think a lot of people are thinking that Silver Kazama is done and dusted for good but I think he can still adapt in Mayhem!
TQ picks up Silver! Silver rakes TQ’s eyes! Silver takes TQ down with a lariat! Silver picks TQ up but TQ drops down and hits Silver with a jawbreaker then quickly dashes up and grabs Silver’s head, pulling him down into a knee! Silver is all bloody in the face as TQ pulls Silver back then elbows him in the face! Silver is hurt and falls against the ropes! TQ sprints at Silver for a running big boot but Silver ducks down and TQ gets tangled up in the ropes! TQ thrashes around! TQ gets out of the ropes and turns around but Silver jumps up from behind and hits TQ with the Devil Trigger! The fans go wild and cheer as Silver quickly falls on TQ and covers!
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Steve White: Silver hits it with his all but it’s still not enough to take down TQ! Silver isn’t looking too happy right now and he looks shocked that TQ was able to kick out of all of that!
Chuck Thompson: Time is everything in this match and right now these two are losing a lot of time!
Silver Kazama sizes up TQ Smooth as he slowly makes his way to his feet. When Smooth lifts his head, Kazama bolts towards him and goes for the Devil Trigger only to be caught by Smooth in mid-air. Smooth wraps Kazama up and attempts to end the match with the TQ Special, but Kazama squirms free, bounces off the ropes and nails Smooth square in the jaw with a spinning heel! TQ is all groggy but bursts out of nowhere with a big STO on Silver! Silver is down and TQ forces himself up!
Chuck Thompson: TQ is gonna do it here!
TQ turns to cover Silver but Silver rolls out of the ring hurt. TQ goes on the outside to get him but Silver walks around the side and rolls back in. TQ slides back in but Silver slides back out! The fans laugh as TQ slides back out but Silver limps around and rolls back in! TQ looks up at the clock and rages! He slides back in but Silver slides back out! Eventually TQ loses it, he fakes going back in and Silver slides in then out! TQ runs up on the outside then hits Silver with a big clothesline! The fans shrill at the impact!
Chuck Thompson: Ohh! Silver just got fucked up after wasting that time! This isn’t good for either man now!
TQ rolls Silver back in the ring! TQ quickly yanks Silver up and finishes him off with the TQ Special! TQ quickly covers and demand the ref hurry up!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… TQ Smooth at a time of 7:01!
The clock reads “7:01” on the tron as TQ looks up and shakes his head. TQ gets up and stomps on Silver’s face once more before exiting the ring.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like Sujir or Kevin have to beat 7 minutes and 1 second up next if they want to become the new contender to the EHWF Championship!
EMT’s rush the ring and help Silver as TQ walks back up the ramp, shaking his head. We fade out to a WAR Promo.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall and it is to be contested under a Time Trial to determine the next contender for the EHWF Championship!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spotlights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Sujir Thorn!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits and he comes out to a mixed reaction. He holds up his title then runs down the ramp and slides in the ring as he waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
Hunter and Sujir lock up in the center and Hunter starts to hit Sujir with massive knees to his gut! Hunter then rapidly and aggressively starts to pound and hit Sujir with massive forearms and offense! Hunter whips Sujir against the ropes then runs up and hits Sujir with a running corner clothesline! Sujir pushes Hunter off of him then runs up and knees Hunter in the gut! Sujir follows up with a European Uppercut but Hunter catches himself after impact and hits Sujir with a big lariat! Sujir slowly stirs to his feet and Hunter helps him up and grabs him by the jaw then dishes out a big right hand which knocks him into the corner!
Steve White: Great offense here by these two in a heated match but it looks like Hunter is quite easily controlling Sujir Thorn here tonight and Thorn is set for yet another loss! 7:01 is the time to beat!
Chuck Thompson: Sujir fighting back but he’s looking as unimpressive as ever as Hunter dominates him. He’s off to a good start but Hunter has to get to 7:01 which is definitely doable but not simple!
Hunter hits Sujir with big corner thrusts! Sujir is helpless and defenseless as Hunter hits harder and harder! Hunter then hits Sujir with a big boxing combo! Sujir is busted wide open and Hunter uses the chance to trip him up then get him in an STF on the mat! Sujir struggles in the hold and screams out in pain! He’s about to tap but somehow rolls over and gets out of it and grabs the ropes! Sujir takes refuge on the ropes and gets his breath back! Hunter walks up to him but as Hunter reaches, Sujir elbows him across the face! Sujir gets up and lunges at Hunter for a big STO but Hunter ducks him and spins Sujir around then destroys him with Killer Effect! The fans all get to their feet and get so loud with cheers! They can’t believe it as Hunter covers the defeated Sujir!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Number 1 Contender with a time of 2:49… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
The tron reads “New Record – 2:49” Hunter gets up and raises his arms in victory as Sujir rolls out in a bloody mess!
Steve White: HUNTER DID IT! HUNTER IS THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO ELI SYKES!!
Chuck Thompson: 2:49 and Hunter killed this one! Hunter just steamrolled over Sujir Thorn tonight! Sujir stood no chance! What an easy match for Hunter! Now he has a massive opportunity in front of him!
Hunter celebrates in the ring as the fans give a mixed reaction and we fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage where Lisa Caliber chases down Jade and Trudex from earlier in the night!
Lisa Caliber: Jade! Jade, one moment! How does it feel to be the new Showtime Champion!? Who is this man who helped you defeat Bill Ryder!? Who is he Jade!?
Jade takes Trudex by the arm and tries to get away from Lisa and the cameras as she hoists the title belt over her shoulder more and juggles her case in her other hand.
Jade: Never mind her Shane, just keep walking, they’re not worth our time!
Lisa Caliber: Jade! Jade who is he and why did he help you!?
Trudex and Jade stop. Trudex shakes his head before they get back to the competitors quarters. Trudex looks over his shoulder to his back where it says “Trudex” on his shirt.
Shane Trudex: What’s her problem, can’t she read? Isn’t she supposed to be a journalist around here?
Trudex shakes his head in disgust as he and Jade disappear into the competitor’s quarters. Lisa is left in the hallway looking disappointed as we fade out back to the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... The Monstimals!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next... Their opponents... Conner Creed!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his partner... The EHWF Champion... Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Creed doesn't wait to argue with Eli about who starts first! Creed locks up with McPherson and they battle in the center of the ring until McPherson overpowers Creed into the corner! The fans love the action and get to their feet as McPherson starts beating Creed in the corner with hard lefts and rights! Creed headbutts McPherson off of him and takes him back to the center! Creed moves behind McPherson and hits him with an atomic drop! The fans are going nuts as Creed fires the Clothesline From Hell but McPherson ducks it! McPherson cones back with a big boot to the skull of Creed! Sykes seems to find this image funny!
Steve White: Creed was so damn close last week to being the EHWF Champion but Eli pretty much screwed him out of it! Now it seems Creed is far from done with Eli and tonight he's going to prove it!
Chuck Thompson: These two hate each other and can't work together as a team, it's as simple as that! This match will turn into a mess!
Creed flips off Sykes and runs up, ramming McPherson into the corner but McPherson powers out and chops Creed in the head! McPherson lifts Creed up but Creed pushes off of him then bounces off of the ropes! McPherson goes for a running big boot but Creed ducks it then hits McPherson with a running STO on the rebound! The fans go nuts! Raab yells for a tag but Creed flips him off as well then runs a boot right into McPherson's head while he's down! McPherson stumbles up slowly and Creed fires a Clothesline From Hell but McPherson sidesteps it! Creed hits his corner and Sykes tags himself in! The fans boo and Creed isn't happy. Eli smirks at Creed as he runs into the match!
Steve White: Now here comes Sykes, blind tagging into this one just to get to Creed. I have to say if I were Sykes I wouldn't want to enter this one... The Monstimals have been ruthless and unstoppable lately!
Chuck Thompson: They have and it looks like they're taking no guff from anyone anymore! We know what they want and if they keep going the way they're going they'll get it!
Sykes runs in a hits McPherson with a big swinging kick to the head then gets in some big knees, getting all over the Monstimal! Sykes runs back up for another swinging kick but McPherson grabs his leg then lifts him into a big spinebuster! Creed smirks as McPherson lifts him again and plants him hard on the other side of the ring! The fans are cheering as McPherson steps on Sykes' chest over to his corner and tags in Raab! McPherson picks Sykes up and lifts him up as Raab comes over and plants Sykes with a slam on the way down with a flapjack type maneuver! The fans go nuts as Raab covers!
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Raab rages at Sykes kicking out and starts pounding the mat in a fit of anger! Raab covers Sykes again!
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Steve White: Sykes refusing to fall to the Monstimals because he doesn't want to give Creed the satisfaction but it's just making them angrier and that's not good at all!
Chuck Thompson: Eli is coming off of that ruthless Last Man Standing match last week, he can't be 100% and a fight against these two beasts at that level of health can't be easy!
Raab grabs Sykes' head and starts squeezing his face and skull hard! Sykes yells in pain and struggles on the mat but is able to get out of it bit snapping a kick into the side of Raab's head! Sykes struggles over to the ropes but Raab isn't done with him! Raab runs over and boots Eli in the ribs as he tries to crawl back to his feet! Raab turns back around and grabs Eli by his throat, raising him back to his feet!
Steve White: Eli needs to tag out right now! Eli is getting brutalised and he's bleeding badly!
Chuck Thompson: Conner Creed doesn't care that his partner is losing the match for him, he loves watching Eli get the shit beaten through him!
An aggressive uppercut to Eli puts him in the corner as he bleeds all over the place! Eli pushes out of the corner but Raab palms him back into it! Raab backs off then goes for a corner clothesline but Eli jumps up and Raab's head runs right into his boot! Eli with his last ounce of strength gets to the top rope and missile dropkicks Raab! The fans love the action as Raab is forced to a knee!
Steve White: Eli finally getting some breathing space but he needs to make a tag asap!
Chuck Thompson: Eli’s fucked up!
Creed leans in and begs for the hot tag! The fans go nuts! Eli forces himself up before Raab gets wise. Eli nods and starts to crawl to his feet! Raab gets up and gives chase! Creed alerts Eli to Raab behind him and Eli lunges away! Eli then crawls over as Creed reaches for the tag! Eli dashes up and dives to his corner! Eli goes for the tag but Creed drops off of the apron before he gets it! The fans go nuts! Eli looks around! He looks at a smirking Conner Creed as he leaves the match, hopping the barricade. Eli gets up and shakes his head…
Steve White: Creed fooled Eli! There’s not love there! Creed doesn’t give a fuck about Eli or this match he just wants to give the champ a taste of his own medicine!!
Chuck Thompson: Creed’s leaving! Creed’s gone!
Raab spins Eli around as Creed leaves the math! Raab hits Eli with a cracking uppercut! Eli falls against the ropes then bounces back groggily as Raab pulls Eli in! Raab hits Eli with Killerbuster and the fans go nuts as Eli is destroyed in a pool of his own blood! Raab covers Eli!
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Patricia Downs: The winner of this contest... The Monstimals!
Steve White: The Monstimals do it again and this time it was a MASSIVE win for them! Nothing can stop this terrifying team!
Raab, Losak and McPherson celebrate in the ring until Raab loses it and grabs Eli around the throat! Raab plummets Eli back down on the mat in the pool of blood with a big chokeslam! The fans go nuts! McPherson claps then hits Eli with a running seated senton splash! They destroy Eli!
Steve White: Shit! That’s enough!
Chuck Thompson: The Monstimals are on a streak and a warpath and now they’re sending another message!
Losak guides the Monstimals out of the ring as Hannah comes in and checks on Eli! An EMT rushes in and examines the unconscious champion.
Steve White: Eli looks like he’s in bad sha…!
Chuck Thompson: HUNTER!
The new contender Kevin Hunter rushes in from the ramp and knocks Hannah down! The EMT gets up but gets shoved to the mat! Eli slightly turns his head and leans up to check on Hannah but Kevin bounces off of the ropes and boots the champion in the head! Eli is completely knocked out as Hannah throws herself on him to prevent more damage! Hunter raises his arms and celebrates in the ring!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Hunter sending an even bigger message to the champ right there! That was ru… WATCH OUT!
Creed slides back in the ring as he runs from the crowd! Creed comes in and Hunter turns around right into a Clothesline From Hell! The fans go nuts! Creed kicks the Jr Heavyweight title out of the way! He picks up the EHWF title belt and looks at his reflection in it then tosses it down on Eli!
Steve White: CREED! CREED! He came back!
Chuck Thompson: He’s not done and he just let Hunter know that too!
Creed gets up on a turnbuckle and raises his arms! Hannah and the EMT rush back to Eli as Hunter rolls around in pain next to them! Creed looks down at the scene and laughs.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for tonight! It’s been an interesting night and I can’t wait to see what develops next week as we get closer to WAR! We’ll see you next week, good night and be safe!!
We see the image of Creed smirking and looking down at the carnage in the ring then we fade to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Aftermath was incredible! We saw Eli Sykes somehow retain his title once again this time against Conner Creed – but his by any means necessary approach also helped Creed retain his title shot contract! Now tonight they team up in an odd couple pairing against the terrifyingly dominant team of The Monstimals! Can they do it or will they break down and fall victim to these beasts!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for that one but regardless if Creed has a shot at Eli or anyone else he wishes to once again, a new number one contender for the EHWF Championship will be decided! Mayhem is holding two Time Trials matches where the winner with the quickest match time will go on and become the number one contender to the EHWF Championship! First we have two recently failed and titles men fighting in Silver Kazama and TQ Smooth! The hatred these two show for each other alone should be amazing to watch!!
Steve White: That’s right and their time will go up against the time of the winner of Sujir Thorn and Kevin Hunter! Thorn needs to show improvement and Hunter has earned this match with a gallant effort these last few months! The winner of this co-main event could very well become the new N1C and maybe the new EHWF Champ! Don’t miss this one whatever you do!
Chuck Thompson: Then a big six man tag team match featuring Mazzio, Aubree and Wilmer taking on The Outlaws and Andre Pierre will serve as a perfect interlude for the night! This is a match I’m interested in seeing not just for Aubree Celeste but also the dynamic of their team, Pierre’s return to Mayhem, how The Outlaws fight and the teamwork culture in EHWF. This match is going to be one to watch and I think it’s going to be more complex than some people think!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens, heading into WAR! This one is going to be a good one Chuck! Lets start the night!
We come back to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the opening match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall and it is for the Showtime Championship!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challenger… Jade!
As the opening chord to 'This Means War' began to flow throughout the sold out arena. The once two-time Jr. Heavyweight Champion & North American Champion slowly made his presence known to the live crowd. The Scourge raised his arms arrogantly into the air as he stepped forward, displaying his hatred towards the fans. He took a moment and paused at the top of the ramp, as the camera caught a quick glimpse of him wearing his regular black and gold wrestling attire, black gloves, and padded boots. His long black hair flowed down well past his dark glaring eyes. He took a deep breath, before repeatedly slamming his fist against his chest. The Scourge would cockily begin to walk down the ramp, taunting and mocking the crowd with every step he made moving forward towards the ring.
He walked with a certain 'swag' as he marched down the ramp-way at a moderate pace. He would end up stopping halfway down the ramp, as the expression on his face would change dramatically. The Scourge himself would raise his right arm in a strong manner, while keeping his fist clinched tightly above his head. He stood there for a moment, signaling off towards the crowd as a smile of confidence would reign across his face. After a moment he would continue on with his quest towards the ring.
Once he entered the ring, in a God like manner he raised his arms above his head once again as he circled around the ring, gathering and accepting the roar of boo's that were coming at him from every direction possible.
He then proceeded to walk to the turnbuckle closest to the ramp. He would bide his time in climbing the turnbuckle. Once he reached the top of the turnbuckle, he would once again pound his right fist against his chest multiple times. He then pointed out to the crowd and shouted something in their direction, but his words would quickly be muffled out by the sound of boo's from the sold out arena.
The Scourge then showed off his athleticism and leaped off the top rope and landed perfectly on his feet. He then rested his back against the turnbuckle. His vile lips remained cemented in place, as he would slide his forearm across his lips. He stood in place, taking the time to stretch, as he awaited for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… Her opponent… He is the Showtime Champion… Bill Ryder!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Bill Ryder (c) vs. Jade
The bell rings and Bill Ryder and Jade come to the center. They go to lock up but Jade avoids him and ducks around him. Jade grabs Bill around the waist but she gets an elbow to the face in return! Bill turns around and drives Jade into the corner! He quickly gets an advantage, hitting her with big corner thrusts! Bill then grabs Jade and whips her hard into the opposing corner! Jade yells out in pain but Ryder runs up for a massive corner clothesline! Jade is able to roll out of the way at the final second and Ryder eats the turnbuckle head on! Ryder stumbles around but Jade jumps up and nails him in the back with a dropkick back into the corner to buy herself more time.
Steve White: And this contest is already getting heated! Jade and Bill haven’t been friendly for many weeks now and Jade’s assault on Bill and Zoe last week would have been the tipping point! They’re out to destroy each other here!
Chuck Thompson: Bill just won the Showtime Championship and he’s not looking to give it up so early! Jade has a fight on her hands tonight!
They both get up and circle around the center of the ring again. Jade runs up and knees Bill right in the midsection! She tries to follow up but Bill headbutts her into the corner! Jade springs out and she's forced to lock up with him but he lifts her up and slams her to the mat! Jade slowly gets up. Ryder goes to grab her but she elbows him in the face! He turns back around to give chase but Jade jumps to the second then third ropes then springs off dragging a big flying sidekick across Ryder's jaw! Ryder stumbles backward and falls into the corner! Jade runs up and follows up with a perfect corner high knee then plants Ryder into the center of the ring with a bulldog! The fans are going wild as Jade covers him!
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Steve White: Ryder was fighting tough but he can’t seem to control Jade tonight! Jade with some big offense right now!
Chuck Thompson: She's doing a great job but Ryder was able to kick out! Bill is a great mid-card talent but if he’s able to kick out of moves like that without much trouble then you’re not hitting hard enough!
Ryder gets to his feet as does Jade! Jade dashes at him but Ryder rams into her with a shoulder and takes her down! Ryder picks Jade up and grabs her by the hair then tosses her into the corner! Ryder lines Jade up then bolts at her but she jumps up in the corner and Ryder runs right into her boot! Ryder stumbles backwards but gets his bearings and charges at Jade in the corner once more! Jade dashes out of the way and Ryder hits the corner at full speed! Ryder collapses in the corner but forces himself up only to get rolled up by Jade!
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Steve White: Oh! So close! Jade fighting back right now and she almost had Ryder but Ryder is refusing to fall here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Jade can't keep this guy down. I think she’s bitten off more than she can chew against Ryder tonight!
Both competitors get up and Ryder quickly grabs Jade from behind! Ryder tosses Jade into the ropes then catches her with a belly-to-belly suplex on the way back! Ryder doesn't wait for her to get up, instead grabbing her by the hair and hitting her with a big swinging neckbreaker! The fans are going wild as Ryder goes down to cover her but she quickly kicks him in the side of the head and gets up! They run at each other and Jade takes Ryder down with a dropkick to the leg! They both get up and she goes for it again but this time Ryder dives and takes Jade down with a massive diving shoulder, sending her sprawling across the ring! Jade looks hurt and Ryder comes over!
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Steve White: Jade found the ropes! Jade found the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think Ryder has the intelligence to keep up with Jade in this contest! He should have seen that. Maybe we’ll come to a stalemate here tonight?
Both get up and Jade hits Bill in the head with a diving forearm! Bill is taken back but he grabs Jade and headbutts her halfway across the ring! Bill runs up and goes for a clothesline but Jade ducks him and when he comes back off the ropes she hits him with a big dropkick to the head! Bill goes down and Jade springs up to the top rope and hits him with a huge moonsault sending the fans cheering in a frenzy! Bill gets up! Jade comes across with a kick but he ducks it and pushes her against the ropes! He goes in for a big running clothesline but she sidesteps him and turns him around! Bill dashes at Jade but she ducks and he rams into the ref instead! The ref is down and the fans are going nuts! Jade springs off of the second rope and tries to drag a kick but Bill ducks it!
Steve White: The ref is down!
Chuck Thompson: Jade missed!
Jade is shocked and turns around right into Ryde of Your Life! Jade is down and finished on the mat! Bill runs out of energy and hits the mat as well! Bill forces himself to his feet and makes his way over to the downed Jade when the fans start going WILD!
Steve White: This is i… Wait… WHAT?!
Bill goes to cover but a man slides in the ring and grabs Bill from behind! Bill is shocked as the man yanks him and knees him in the side! Bill coughs and struggles in the ring as the man hits him with a massive step up Enziguri! As we come closer we see the man has “TRUDEX” printed on the back of his T-Shirt! Jade looks up and smirks as she tries to recover! Bill is destroyed on the canvas!
Steve White: Who the heck is that! Jade and this guy are pulling one right now!
Chuck Thompson: Trudex? It says Trudex on his t-shirt… Who the heck is Trudex, Steve?
The ref stumbles to his feet as Trudex helps Jade up! He slides out of the ring just in time for Jade to cover Bill and the ref to turn around to see it! The fans instantly flood the arena with boos!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... And the NEW Showtime Champion… Jade!
Steve White: She did it! Jade did it! Bill already lost the Showtime Championship and it’s all thanks to this Trudex character!
Chuck Thompson: It was a great match but Jade had a plan all along! This Trudex guy looked ready from the beginning but now I really wanna know who he is!
Bill is out on the canvas as Jade is handed the title belt! She holds the Showtime title and the Briefcase up as Trudex comes in the ring and they hug. The fans boo them but they continue to celebrate as we fade to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
John Blade’s music hits and the fans boo THE FUCK out of him! He runs out on the ramp and tries to high 5 some cunts but they refuse. He slides in the ring and salutes the crowd as he waits for his opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... John Blade!
"Blood Red Sandman" hits on the PA system. Angus Murphy walks out wearing a pair of gold trunks. He has black elbow pads, knee pads and boots. He makes his way down to the ring, looking fired up and ready to fight. He gets in the ring and looks around at the crowd.
Patricia Downs: And next... Angus Murphy!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And finally... Making her way to the ring... Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Zoe McDraven vs. Angus Murphy vs. John Blade
The bell sounds and Zoe and John lock up! Zoe knees John in the gut but Angus hits her from behind! John then knocks down Angus with a big right hand! Angus gets back up but gets another right hand! John Blade goes to follow up but Zoe knocks Blade down to the mat with a big running forearm! The fans get behind Zoe as she runs up and hits John with a big running Over Castle! Blade rolls around and eventually gets to his feet only to get a sidekick to the head! The fans go nuts as Zoe covers John!
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Steve White: Zoe is off to a great start here tonight showing that she won't be bullied by the two big men! Zoe, really trying to hammer it home right now but in any triple threat you always have to watch your back!
Chuck Thompson: Murphy saving this one and now he needs to take advantage of Zoe or else she's going to pull away with control here. Zoe can come away with a few big moves in a blink of an eye fairly quickly!
Angus gets up after breaking the cover! He picks Zoe up and boots her in the midsection then goes to hoist her up but she slides off of his back and pushes Angus headfirst into John Blade who just got back up! Blade hits the mat as Zoe lines Angus up! She trips him up on the mat then gets him in an STF! The fans go nuts but Angus powers out of it and reverses it out into a headlock! Zoe struggles for a moment but picks out quickly and a wrenched back, somehow getting Angus into a camel clutch!
Steve White: This one is getting fast paced and intense now and it seems like a battle of submission holds has broken out on the mat here!
Chuck Thompson: Murphy should know better then to get into a submission contest with Zoe, especially on the mat! She's somewhat of a specialist when it comes to this!
Angus looks like he might tap as Zoe wrenches back even further! John Blade runs in and makes the save, breaking it up! He gets up and yanks Zoe up on his back! Blade wants the Bladitude Adjustment but Zoe flips off of his back and lifts John up, hitting him with a big body drop from behind! They get back up but Zoe still has him in her grasp and hits him with another big body drop! The fans are going nuts as Zoe picks John up once more and finishes him with a third big body drop! Zoe rolls over and covers an exhausted and hurt Blade!
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Steve White: Ohh! So close by gawd! Zoe almost had it after all those big moves but Murphy with another big save here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: These are why triple threat matches are so difficult. Zoe has all the offense she needs tonight but has no defence against two opponents. If she gets one down the other one attacks her and makes the save. She needs to think quick!
Angus pulls Zoe up and hits her with a big suplex! The fans are on their feet for the action but Angus doesn't get a chance to follow up as John knocks him down! They get up and start trading shots with big lefts and right! Angus takes John out with a big lariat! John gets up only to get another big lariat back down to the mat from Angus! Angus lines John up! He wants an Angus slam and pulls John in as he gets up! Angus hoists John up but John moves off Angus' back and bounces off of the ropes! Angus swings but John ducks then bounces back and hits Angus with a massive spear!
Steve White: Spear! Spear! John Blade is incredible! Spear! Angus is finished! Spear!
Chuck Thompson: John Blade is gonna do it here! Can anything stop this original superstar?!
John Blade holds his arm up as he stands over the destroyed Angus Murphy! He bends down and waves in front of his face possibly gesturing that Angus "can't see him!" John bounces off of the ropes then runs back to the downed Angus and raises his arm ready for a fist drop but before he can hit it, Zoe grabs his arm, wraps him up, jumps on his back and locks in Kinetic Energy! The fans are going nuts as Zoe locks in tight and John thrashes around desperately!
Steve White: Zoe! Zoe outta nowhere and she's got Kinetic Energy locked in tight! She's got it kicked in Bah Gawd! This is it!!
Chuck Thompson: She came out of nowhere and Big John is in a bad situation!!
John Blade tries his best to get Zoe off of him! He can't do it! He thrashes around but goes down to a knee! Zoe wrenches back and John goes bright red! He's seconds away from passing out but chooses to tap instead! The fans go NUTS!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: The winner of this contest via submission... The Supernova... Zoe McDraven!
Steve White: Zoe does it! She's back and picks up a good win and much needed momentum! A great match!
Zoe gets up and celebrates as her music hits! We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 6 person tag team match set for one fall!
REACH FOR THE SKY!
is heard through the speakers before "Carry on my Wayward Son" by Kansas hits over the speakers as the fans rise to there feet, first through the camera was the younger brother, Dallas who came out like a bat out of hell, running straight onto one of the corners of stage letting out a scream. Until the older brother Jamin walked through the curtain, Dallas ran to the other side of the stage letting out another roof shattering scream. Jamin made his walk down the ramp, Dallas darted past Jamin and slide into the ring under the ropes, stepping up onto the turnbuckle and screaming out "IT'S TIME FOR DAT ASS WHOOPIN'!" as Jamin stepped through the middle ropes tossing his hands up into the air, letting out a screaming of his own.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Outlaws!
"Mystic Gohan" begins to play on the audio system. The crowd roars in anticipation. Andre Pierre appears on the ramp with smoke surrounding him. As it clears, The Extraordinary Superstar stands pointing to the sky, wearing a blue metallic garment with hood. He makes his way to the ring slowly, looking at the fans and nodding at them. He climbs onto the ring apron and looks up in the air, electric bolts hit the centre of the ring and the crowd gasps. He uses the ropes as leverage and front flips into the ring, to a standing ovation. He removes the jacket, so he is wearing just a pair of blue metallic tights, with
Patricia Downs: And next… Their partner… Andre Pierre!
Mazzio and Aubree’s music hit as they run out onto the stage and the fans go nuts! They perform some theatrics before some pyro goes off and they run down the ramp high fiving fans! Mazzio helps Aubree into the ring and they both get up on turnbuckles, celebrating as they wait for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… First… Mazzio & Aubree!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Jack You Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Back You Up" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their partner… The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Mazzio & Aubree & Wilmer Patacky vs. The Outlaws & Andre Pierre
The bell sounds and Wilmer locks up with Andre Pierre! Pierre starts to get some good knees in until Wilmer powers Andre down to the mat! Wilmer gets some shocking forearm blows to Andre’s face but Andre flips Wilmer off of him! They get up and Andre hits Wilmer with an armdrag! They get up and lock up once more! Andre is quicker with a knee but Wilmer tosses Andre like a sack of potatoes on the mat! Andre gets to his feet and swings wildly but Wilmer dodges everything then boots Andre in the gut and hits him with a big DDT! Wilmer is going to end it early!
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Andre gets up only to get wrapped up in an armhold! Andre reverses it into a headlock which Wilmer responds by lifting Andre up high and planting him on the mat with a back body drop! The fans are going nuts as the fight intensifies!
Steve White: Wilmer has improved a great deal and now that he is the Hardcore Champion his confidence is great and he’s fighting with great momentum in every match! They guy is going to go places in his latest run!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer has done amazing and running with Mazzio and Aubree has really helped him in his return to Mayhem. Right now Andre and Wilmer are really fighting a tight match and it’s getting good
They get up and Wilmer starts to hit Andre with left and right strikes! Andre desperately bursts out with a big lariat! Wilmer is down and Andre desperately dives into the corner and tags in Dallas! Dallas runs in and starts to stop Wilmer out on the mat! Wilmer grabs his leg and stands up then flips Dallas on the mat back first! Wilmer picks Dallas up and the two start trading blows until Wilmer tosses Dallas into his corner then runs up and hits Dallas with a corner clothesline! Wilmer tags in Aubree and the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Wilmer does more than enough for his team and now he tags in the intense Aubree Celeste to face Dallas! Aubree has been on a streak lately, even taking out people like Sujir Thorn, Zoe McDraven and Angus Murphy!
Chuck Thompson: I’m so glad she’s back. Just look at her… She is so hot Steve I could watch her all night!
Aubree rushes into the match and ducks a swing from Dallas! Wilmer pushes Dallas into the center of the ring and Aubree hits him with a mean dropkick! Dallas gets up but gets another dropkick to the chest! They both get up this time and Dallas forces Aubree to lock up! He gets some elbows in on her then pushes her away and boots her in the midsection! He blocks a swing and drops her with a spinning clothesline! Dallas goes for a cover!
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Dallas kicks out and they both get back up! The fans are going crazy right now and they lock up once more! Dallas again starts to pull away with the upper hand as he hits Aubree with an elbow or two but Aubree hits him with a Karate flip right on the mat! The fans are too their feet as Aubree bounces off of the ropes jumps up on the second and then hits Dallas with a big moonsault! She doesn’t waste time covering and instead picks him up and scoopslams him right back down! Dallas tries to struggle to his feet as Andre and Jamin call for a tag!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This contest is heating up! Aubree using her speed but Dallas seems to have an answer to stay alive no matter what! Aubree needs to keep up the pressure in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Dallas is doing a good job of defending his side but he needs to mount some more offense or else he’s not going to get very far in this match! It’s hard to follow as the pace in this one just gets quicker and quicker
Dallas makes a break for his corner but gets a high knee to the jaw for his efforts! Aubree springs off of the ropes and hits Dallas with a springboard elbow! Dallas is able to finally get the tag to Jamin but Dallas is spent after that skirmish! Jamin runs in and hits Aubree with a running shoulder block! He gets up and goes for another but she leapfrogs him and he hits the mat! Aubree explodes to her corner and tags in Wilmer again! Wilmer leaps off of the top rope and hits Jamin with a hurricanrana! The fans LOSE THEIR SHIT with cheers! Jamin gets up but gets a massive suplex from Wilmer! Dallas tries to run in but Wilmer shoves him into a corner! It gives Jamin enough time to hit Wilmer from behind with a forearm to the back of the neck! Jamin starts stomping out Wilmer and it doesn’t look good!
Steve White: Wilmer and Aubree are so fast it’s incredible Chuck! Their speed really makes a difference to this match and it’s really hurting the other side right now!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer and Aubree have used great speed to help their team come away with control right now but Jamin looks to try and slow things down right here!
Wilmer is able to get up but he’s bleeding! Wilmer swings but Jamin ducks and takes out Wilmer’s leg! The fans are all on their feet for this one! Jamin tags in Andre and Andre and Jamin grab Wilmer by his legs! Wilmer rakes the eyes of Jamin then kicks Andre away with great leg strength sending him to the apron! Wilmer then desperately dives to the corner and tags in Mazzio! The fans are going wild! Mazzio gets in and eyes the legal man on the apron but Dallas and Jamin reform in the ring!
Steve White: Oh shit…
Chuck Thompson: Fuck… Mazzio’s coming in. It’s all over now. Look in his eyes, all he can see is prey…
Dallas and Jamin lunge at Mazzio but he explodes at amazing speed, appearing behind them! He hits Dallas with an Iron Punch then before Jamin can notice, Mazzio turns around and hits him with an Iron Punch! The fans are so loud right now! Andre runs in and tries to hit a finisher on Mazzio from behind but Mazzio senses him and Andre misses as Mazzio dodges at amazing speed! Andre looks shocked and looks around for Mazzio. He turns around and gets a boot to the gut from Mazzio then hoisted up and destroyed with Infinite Dismissal! The fans go wild and Mazzio covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The team of Mazzio, Aubree Celeste and the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: They did it! What a freaking incredible match that was! The ability of the winning side was phenomenal! A great contest from everyone in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Talk about Wilmer and Aubree’s speed in this one, what about Mazzio!?! I couldn’t even see him move when he took out The Outlaws! That was terrifying!
Mazzio, Wilmer and Aubree celebrate in the center of the ring as Mazzio hoists Aubree up on his shoulder! They continue to celebrate to the cheering fans as we fade out to a commercial.
We return to the ring and Brandon Bash is stood wearing a black suit with red tie. He has Black Man and TQ Smooth with him, also wearing suits. He raises the microphone to his mouth and the crowd boo and pelt garbage.
Brandon Bash: Last week, on the EHWF Network, I put an end to Ryan Morgan and his pathetic excuse of a career. Sure, he's been a two time EHWF Champion and he may be a hall of famer among other things but let's be honest, he could've been so much more. I took him under my wing around three years ago and taught him EVERYTHING I know, I helped him win titles and I helped him when the going got tough. However, he disappointed me. He disappointed me at Scars and Stripes, when he lost to Michael Rissi. I gave him the chance to take over EHWF and become sole owner, I GAVE him that opportunity and he failed. He put on one of the worst matches in EHWF Scars and Stripes history and failed in his duty. He failed in his goal. So, I decided to come back and reveal myself once again. I came from behind the scenes and I confronted Ryan Morgan. I kicked him in the stomach and I hit the most vicious Wicked Prayer of all time. I beat him with the microphone too. In fact, I've heard he's out of action until 2017 due to my actions!
The crowd boo. They pelt garbage but TQ Smooth and Black Man grab it and throw it back!
Brandon Bash: Ryan Morgan failed me and he failed all of you too. That's why I ended him live on the EHWF Network. He was the only shrimp left standing in my way. Now, it's just me and Michael Rissi. It's just me and Mi-
Steve White: WHAT!??!?
The crowd roar as Ryan Morgan vaults the barricade and slides into the ring! He jumps on Brandon Bash's back and locks in the Rear Naked Choke! Bash loses air and the crowd roar! TQ Smooth and Black Man rush over grab Ryan Morgan, throwing him off! Brandon Bash scoots to the corner and takes a few breaths as Black Quality start to beat down Ryan Morgan!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan just assaulted Brandon Bash but now it's just turned into a beat down!
Black Quality continue to kick and beat up Ryan Morgan on the ground. The fans boo but the lights go out! They return quickly and The Monstimals are in the ring!
Steve White: By Gawd! Chaos on Mayhem!
Raab and Black Man start throwing down, whilst Samuel and TQ Smooth do too! It's a two on two brawl! Security swarm the ring and start getting involved trying to split them up! The crowd cheer the action as Security finally get in between them and stop the chaos. Black Q retreat up the ramp with security helping them, while the ringside doctors check on Ryan Morgan and Brandon Bash. The Monstimals stand tall in the centre of the ring as fire erupts from the corners of the ring!
Steve White: The Monstimals stand tall! They made the save when Ryan Morgan was getting beat down and security had to split them up! There's clearly something brewing between Black Q and The Monstimals!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah! How about Ryan Morgan jumping the barricade and locking a Rear Naked Choke on Brandon Bash!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan is clearly out for revenge and he will stop at nothing! What a night so far!
The scene fades out to commercial.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall and it is to be contested under a Time Trial to determine the next contender for the EHWF Championship!
"You want a martyr? I'll be one, because enough's enough. You're done."
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “King For A Day" by Pierce The Veil hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “King For A Day" fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Silver Kazama!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the top of the stage. T.Q comes out with the Showtime title around his waist as the fans boo as he walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. He slowly removes the EHWF Showtime championship from around his waist hoisting it in air has the fans erupt in more boos. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Silver Kazama vs. TQ Smooth
The contest begins as the bell sounds and Silver and TQ lock up in the center of the ring! TQ knees Silver in the gut then whips him into the corner and follows up with a big corner knee to the gut! Silver shoves TQ off of him then locks up with him again. Silver hits TQ with an armdrag! TQ gets up but Silver hits him with another armdrag! TQ doesn’t fall for it again, instead he swings but Silver takes TQ’s leg out with a legdrop to the thigh! The fans are cheering as both men get up! Silver goes to lock up but TQ slaps him and hits him with a big right hand to the face!
Steve White: And Bah Gawd it looks like these two are going at it hard right now! It’s no secret they don’t like each other but a lot is riding on this win here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right, they have to try and pick up a win as fast as they can so they can beat the winner of Sujir/Kevin’s time so they can become the new N1C!
Silver gets up only to get knees to the side of the torso as TQ grabs Silver’s hair and pulls him up, yelling in his face. The fans boo but TQ ignores them and scoops Silver up then plants him down with a big scoopslam! TQ softly propels off of the ropes then drops a knee right on Silver’s head as the fans shrill! TQ quickly covers a hurt Silver!
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TQ gets up pissed off that the time is running out. TQ spits on Silver then starts stomping him out!
Steve White: TQ showing no respect for Silver Kazama right now! TQ wanted that pinfall but he didn’t get it and now the time is running out for him!
Chuck Thompson: TQ, very dominant in this match but another loss for Silver is something he really doesn’t need right now. I really think a lot of people are thinking that Silver Kazama is done and dusted for good but I think he can still adapt in Mayhem!
TQ picks up Silver! Silver rakes TQ’s eyes! Silver takes TQ down with a lariat! Silver picks TQ up but TQ drops down and hits Silver with a jawbreaker then quickly dashes up and grabs Silver’s head, pulling him down into a knee! Silver is all bloody in the face as TQ pulls Silver back then elbows him in the face! Silver is hurt and falls against the ropes! TQ sprints at Silver for a running big boot but Silver ducks down and TQ gets tangled up in the ropes! TQ thrashes around! TQ gets out of the ropes and turns around but Silver jumps up from behind and hits TQ with the Devil Trigger! The fans go wild and cheer as Silver quickly falls on TQ and covers!
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Steve White: Silver hits it with his all but it’s still not enough to take down TQ! Silver isn’t looking too happy right now and he looks shocked that TQ was able to kick out of all of that!
Chuck Thompson: Time is everything in this match and right now these two are losing a lot of time!
Silver Kazama sizes up TQ Smooth as he slowly makes his way to his feet. When Smooth lifts his head, Kazama bolts towards him and goes for the Devil Trigger only to be caught by Smooth in mid-air. Smooth wraps Kazama up and attempts to end the match with the TQ Special, but Kazama squirms free, bounces off the ropes and nails Smooth square in the jaw with a spinning heel! TQ is all groggy but bursts out of nowhere with a big STO on Silver! Silver is down and TQ forces himself up!
Chuck Thompson: TQ is gonna do it here!
TQ turns to cover Silver but Silver rolls out of the ring hurt. TQ goes on the outside to get him but Silver walks around the side and rolls back in. TQ slides back in but Silver slides back out! The fans laugh as TQ slides back out but Silver limps around and rolls back in! TQ looks up at the clock and rages! He slides back in but Silver slides back out! Eventually TQ loses it, he fakes going back in and Silver slides in then out! TQ runs up on the outside then hits Silver with a big clothesline! The fans shrill at the impact!
Chuck Thompson: Ohh! Silver just got fucked up after wasting that time! This isn’t good for either man now!
TQ rolls Silver back in the ring! TQ quickly yanks Silver up and finishes him off with the TQ Special! TQ quickly covers and demand the ref hurry up!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… TQ Smooth at a time of 7:01!
The clock reads “7:01” on the tron as TQ looks up and shakes his head. TQ gets up and stomps on Silver’s face once more before exiting the ring.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like Sujir or Kevin have to beat 7 minutes and 1 second up next if they want to become the new contender to the EHWF Championship!
EMT’s rush the ring and help Silver as TQ walks back up the ramp, shaking his head. We fade out to a WAR Promo.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall and it is to be contested under a Time Trial to determine the next contender for the EHWF Championship!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spotlights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Sujir Thorn!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits and he comes out to a mixed reaction. He holds up his title then runs down the ramp and slides in the ring as he waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Kevin Hunter vs. Sujir Thorn
Hunter and Sujir lock up in the center and Hunter starts to hit Sujir with massive knees to his gut! Hunter then rapidly and aggressively starts to pound and hit Sujir with massive forearms and offense! Hunter whips Sujir against the ropes then runs up and hits Sujir with a running corner clothesline! Sujir pushes Hunter off of him then runs up and knees Hunter in the gut! Sujir follows up with a European Uppercut but Hunter catches himself after impact and hits Sujir with a big lariat! Sujir slowly stirs to his feet and Hunter helps him up and grabs him by the jaw then dishes out a big right hand which knocks him into the corner!
Steve White: Great offense here by these two in a heated match but it looks like Hunter is quite easily controlling Sujir Thorn here tonight and Thorn is set for yet another loss! 7:01 is the time to beat!
Chuck Thompson: Sujir fighting back but he’s looking as unimpressive as ever as Hunter dominates him. He’s off to a good start but Hunter has to get to 7:01 which is definitely doable but not simple!
Hunter hits Sujir with big corner thrusts! Sujir is helpless and defenseless as Hunter hits harder and harder! Hunter then hits Sujir with a big boxing combo! Sujir is busted wide open and Hunter uses the chance to trip him up then get him in an STF on the mat! Sujir struggles in the hold and screams out in pain! He’s about to tap but somehow rolls over and gets out of it and grabs the ropes! Sujir takes refuge on the ropes and gets his breath back! Hunter walks up to him but as Hunter reaches, Sujir elbows him across the face! Sujir gets up and lunges at Hunter for a big STO but Hunter ducks him and spins Sujir around then destroys him with Killer Effect! The fans all get to their feet and get so loud with cheers! They can’t believe it as Hunter covers the defeated Sujir!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Number 1 Contender with a time of 2:49… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
The tron reads “New Record – 2:49” Hunter gets up and raises his arms in victory as Sujir rolls out in a bloody mess!
Steve White: HUNTER DID IT! HUNTER IS THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO ELI SYKES!!
Chuck Thompson: 2:49 and Hunter killed this one! Hunter just steamrolled over Sujir Thorn tonight! Sujir stood no chance! What an easy match for Hunter! Now he has a massive opportunity in front of him!
Hunter celebrates in the ring as the fans give a mixed reaction and we fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage where Lisa Caliber chases down Jade and Trudex from earlier in the night!
Lisa Caliber: Jade! Jade, one moment! How does it feel to be the new Showtime Champion!? Who is this man who helped you defeat Bill Ryder!? Who is he Jade!?
Jade takes Trudex by the arm and tries to get away from Lisa and the cameras as she hoists the title belt over her shoulder more and juggles her case in her other hand.
Jade: Never mind her Shane, just keep walking, they’re not worth our time!
Lisa Caliber: Jade! Jade who is he and why did he help you!?
Trudex and Jade stop. Trudex shakes his head before they get back to the competitors quarters. Trudex looks over his shoulder to his back where it says “Trudex” on his shirt.
Shane Trudex: What’s her problem, can’t she read? Isn’t she supposed to be a journalist around here?
Trudex shakes his head in disgust as he and Jade disappear into the competitor’s quarters. Lisa is left in the hallway looking disappointed as we fade out back to the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... The Monstimals!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next... Their opponents... Conner Creed!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his partner... The EHWF Champion... Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Eli Sykes & Conner Creed vs. The Monstimals
The bell sounds and Creed doesn't wait to argue with Eli about who starts first! Creed locks up with McPherson and they battle in the center of the ring until McPherson overpowers Creed into the corner! The fans love the action and get to their feet as McPherson starts beating Creed in the corner with hard lefts and rights! Creed headbutts McPherson off of him and takes him back to the center! Creed moves behind McPherson and hits him with an atomic drop! The fans are going nuts as Creed fires the Clothesline From Hell but McPherson ducks it! McPherson cones back with a big boot to the skull of Creed! Sykes seems to find this image funny!
Steve White: Creed was so damn close last week to being the EHWF Champion but Eli pretty much screwed him out of it! Now it seems Creed is far from done with Eli and tonight he's going to prove it!
Chuck Thompson: These two hate each other and can't work together as a team, it's as simple as that! This match will turn into a mess!
Creed flips off Sykes and runs up, ramming McPherson into the corner but McPherson powers out and chops Creed in the head! McPherson lifts Creed up but Creed pushes off of him then bounces off of the ropes! McPherson goes for a running big boot but Creed ducks it then hits McPherson with a running STO on the rebound! The fans go nuts! Raab yells for a tag but Creed flips him off as well then runs a boot right into McPherson's head while he's down! McPherson stumbles up slowly and Creed fires a Clothesline From Hell but McPherson sidesteps it! Creed hits his corner and Sykes tags himself in! The fans boo and Creed isn't happy. Eli smirks at Creed as he runs into the match!
Steve White: Now here comes Sykes, blind tagging into this one just to get to Creed. I have to say if I were Sykes I wouldn't want to enter this one... The Monstimals have been ruthless and unstoppable lately!
Chuck Thompson: They have and it looks like they're taking no guff from anyone anymore! We know what they want and if they keep going the way they're going they'll get it!
Sykes runs in a hits McPherson with a big swinging kick to the head then gets in some big knees, getting all over the Monstimal! Sykes runs back up for another swinging kick but McPherson grabs his leg then lifts him into a big spinebuster! Creed smirks as McPherson lifts him again and plants him hard on the other side of the ring! The fans are cheering as McPherson steps on Sykes' chest over to his corner and tags in Raab! McPherson picks Sykes up and lifts him up as Raab comes over and plants Sykes with a slam on the way down with a flapjack type maneuver! The fans go nuts as Raab covers!
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Raab rages at Sykes kicking out and starts pounding the mat in a fit of anger! Raab covers Sykes again!
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Steve White: Sykes refusing to fall to the Monstimals because he doesn't want to give Creed the satisfaction but it's just making them angrier and that's not good at all!
Chuck Thompson: Eli is coming off of that ruthless Last Man Standing match last week, he can't be 100% and a fight against these two beasts at that level of health can't be easy!
Raab grabs Sykes' head and starts squeezing his face and skull hard! Sykes yells in pain and struggles on the mat but is able to get out of it bit snapping a kick into the side of Raab's head! Sykes struggles over to the ropes but Raab isn't done with him! Raab runs over and boots Eli in the ribs as he tries to crawl back to his feet! Raab turns back around and grabs Eli by his throat, raising him back to his feet!
Steve White: Eli needs to tag out right now! Eli is getting brutalised and he's bleeding badly!
Chuck Thompson: Conner Creed doesn't care that his partner is losing the match for him, he loves watching Eli get the shit beaten through him!
An aggressive uppercut to Eli puts him in the corner as he bleeds all over the place! Eli pushes out of the corner but Raab palms him back into it! Raab backs off then goes for a corner clothesline but Eli jumps up and Raab's head runs right into his boot! Eli with his last ounce of strength gets to the top rope and missile dropkicks Raab! The fans love the action as Raab is forced to a knee!
Steve White: Eli finally getting some breathing space but he needs to make a tag asap!
Chuck Thompson: Eli’s fucked up!
Creed leans in and begs for the hot tag! The fans go nuts! Eli forces himself up before Raab gets wise. Eli nods and starts to crawl to his feet! Raab gets up and gives chase! Creed alerts Eli to Raab behind him and Eli lunges away! Eli then crawls over as Creed reaches for the tag! Eli dashes up and dives to his corner! Eli goes for the tag but Creed drops off of the apron before he gets it! The fans go nuts! Eli looks around! He looks at a smirking Conner Creed as he leaves the match, hopping the barricade. Eli gets up and shakes his head…
Steve White: Creed fooled Eli! There’s not love there! Creed doesn’t give a fuck about Eli or this match he just wants to give the champ a taste of his own medicine!!
Chuck Thompson: Creed’s leaving! Creed’s gone!
Raab spins Eli around as Creed leaves the math! Raab hits Eli with a cracking uppercut! Eli falls against the ropes then bounces back groggily as Raab pulls Eli in! Raab hits Eli with Killerbuster and the fans go nuts as Eli is destroyed in a pool of his own blood! Raab covers Eli!
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Patricia Downs: The winner of this contest... The Monstimals!
Steve White: The Monstimals do it again and this time it was a MASSIVE win for them! Nothing can stop this terrifying team!
Raab, Losak and McPherson celebrate in the ring until Raab loses it and grabs Eli around the throat! Raab plummets Eli back down on the mat in the pool of blood with a big chokeslam! The fans go nuts! McPherson claps then hits Eli with a running seated senton splash! They destroy Eli!
Steve White: Shit! That’s enough!
Chuck Thompson: The Monstimals are on a streak and a warpath and now they’re sending another message!
Losak guides the Monstimals out of the ring as Hannah comes in and checks on Eli! An EMT rushes in and examines the unconscious champion.
Steve White: Eli looks like he’s in bad sha…!
Chuck Thompson: HUNTER!
The new contender Kevin Hunter rushes in from the ramp and knocks Hannah down! The EMT gets up but gets shoved to the mat! Eli slightly turns his head and leans up to check on Hannah but Kevin bounces off of the ropes and boots the champion in the head! Eli is completely knocked out as Hannah throws herself on him to prevent more damage! Hunter raises his arms and celebrates in the ring!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Hunter sending an even bigger message to the champ right there! That was ru… WATCH OUT!
Creed slides back in the ring as he runs from the crowd! Creed comes in and Hunter turns around right into a Clothesline From Hell! The fans go nuts! Creed kicks the Jr Heavyweight title out of the way! He picks up the EHWF title belt and looks at his reflection in it then tosses it down on Eli!
Steve White: CREED! CREED! He came back!
Chuck Thompson: He’s not done and he just let Hunter know that too!
Creed gets up on a turnbuckle and raises his arms! Hannah and the EMT rush back to Eli as Hunter rolls around in pain next to them! Creed looks down at the scene and laughs.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for tonight! It’s been an interesting night and I can’t wait to see what develops next week as we get closer to WAR! We’ll see you next week, good night and be safe!!
We see the image of Creed smirking and looking down at the carnage in the ring then we fade to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.