Post by EHWF Management on Nov 24, 2016 7:34:37 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! We’re just one week away from Last Rites and it’s gonna be huge! Last week we saw Pierce and Hunter fall to The Beauty and The Beast and Hunter once again slither away with a title that everyone believes he should have never got in the first place! Right now it’s looking like Pierce is the only real contender to Hunter’s title and what has seemed like a massive list of contenders from, Pierce to Creed to Sykes to a host of others has been reduced to just Pierce and we’re not even sure Pierce is ready for it just yet!
Chuck Thompson: It’s all going to lead to one of the biggest events of 2016! I can feel it Steve and tonight it the lead up! Bash is gone and it’s going to be the new dawn of a new EHWF of 2017! Tonight in the main event we’re gonna see the Tag Titles that the Monstimals were forced to give up go on the line in triple treat tag team action to crown new champions! I can’t wait for that one, it’s gonna go off chains!
Steve White: Champion vs. Champion is going to be amazing as well as Jason Phoenix gets another shot at the EHWF Champion Kevin Hunter this time as the Hardcore Champion! Can he cause an upset or will Hunter use this opportunity not only to boost momentum before the last main PPV of 2016 but to also get back to his winning ways! You can’t miss that one!!
Chuck Thompson: I wouldn’t bet on missing that for the world but one match that I think is going to get tongues wagging after tonight is Conner Creed vs. Zoe McDraven vs. Matt Daniels! That triple threat is going to be interesting! Creed is back to his winning ways and looks to own in this match to rank in high at the PPV. Zoe McDraven is having an up and down month but has clawed heaps of momentum back and looks to have this be her real booster to kick off the year! Who will take this one out Steve!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens, heading into Last Rites! This one is going to be a good one Chuck! Lets start the night!
We come back to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the opening match.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
The opening roar of "Kingdom" by Downstait is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And Introducing First… Chris Dunn!
Steve White: Dunn looking for a massive bounce back here tonight!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Xander Peirce!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Pierce and Dunn lock up. Pierce picks Dunn up and slams him down on the mat. Dunn goes to get up but gets taken down again with a lariat from Pierce. Pierce picks up Dunn but Dunn drops down and boots Pierce in the gut then hits Pierce with a swinging neckbreaker! Dunn then goes on to stomp Pierce into the mat then take a rest on the ropes.
Steve White: Both men off to strong starts but Dunn with just a little more intensity.
Chuck Thompson: Dunn's trying to put Pierce away quick. If he wants to win he will have to and let me tell you he wants to come back after losing a huge opportunity last week.
Pierce grabs Dunn's legs and throws him down to the mat. Dunn struggles back up to his feet and grabs Pierce but Pierce picks up Dunn and hits him with a twist-out DDT! Pierce makes a quick cover!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Pierce is going to have to do more damage then that! Dunn isn’t looking to go down tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Pierce has a lot riding on this match tonight as well Steve. He needs to put Dunn away in record time to make an impact here. It wont be easy but Pierce knows Hunter is watching this closely!
Pierce stands Dunn up but Dunn quickly strikes him in the head with some quick punches. Pierce swings at Dunn but Dunn ducks his attempts. Dunn boots Pierce in the chest then suplexes Pierce on the mat! Dunn quickly tries to lock Pierce into a submission hold but Pierce is still healthy enough to wriggle out of it. Pierce and Dunn stand up. Dunn boots Pierce in the chest again and starts hammering Pierce in the back with hard forearms. Pierce picks Dunn up out of desperation and drives him in the mat with a spinebuster, hooking Dunn's leg in the process.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Dunn kicks out again! Dunn with determination right now!
Chuck Thompson: Pierce is hurting and Dunn just got rocked, who is the healthier man?
Steve White: I'd say Dunn has done a little more damage to Xander then Xander has done to Dunn but that can change really quick. Xander has hit some big offense as well!
Dunn gets up with Pierce. Pierce grabs Dunn by the hair and headbutts him back down to the mat. Pierce then goes on stomping Dunn for a while. Dunn rolls out of harms way and gets up using the ropes. Pierce runs at Dunn and gets him in a hard headlock. Dunn winces out in pain as Pierce yells to Dunn to tap out. Dunn is in pain but doesn't tap. Dunn can't get out of the hold as it's locked in too tight so he grabs the ropes for a rope break. The ref breaks the hold up and Dunn gets a second to rest. Pierce quickly goes back on the assault, trying to hoist Dunn up but Dunn hits some big shots to Pierce's back and hits Pierce with a pull back neckbreaker! Both me lay exhausted and hurt down on the mat.
Steve White: Oh my god! Massive momentum move out of no where!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are down. Dunn can't make the cover but he sure as shit did the damage!
Both men twitch and move towards the ropes slowly. Dunn gets up first and runs at a downed Pierce, dropping a hard running knee to his chest! Pierce fights his way back up to his feet but Dunn hits him with some quick kicks and punches. Pierce shoves Dunn away. Dunn runs at Pierce only to get destroyed by Pierce's running corkscrew cross-body!
Steve White: Dunn's down! Dunn's down! What a high octane move right there!
Chuck Thompson: Make the cover Xander! Make the cover! I hope Hunter is watching this!
Pierce drops to one knee in pain as the cheers from the crowd get louder and louder. Pierce edges closer to Dunn. Dunn sits up on the mat and grabs an unsuspecting and hurt Pierce. Dunn goes to lock Pierce in a sleeper hold. Pierce is helpless and Dunn is able to lock in the hold. Dunn applies it and Pierce struggles in pain! Pierce almost gets free of the grasp but Dunn jumps on his back!
Steve White: Dunn has it locked in and Pierce is in trouble! What a match! Dunn looking for redemption in a big way!
Chuck Thompson: Dunn could do it right now! He could win this match via submission.
Dunn fully locks in the hold on Pierce. Pierce struggles in pain and becomes desperate. Dunn applies it harder but Pierce still doesn't give up or tap. Pierce starts thrashing around and struggling out of pure desperation. Pierce finally uses his technical prowess break free of Dunn's hold but he is beyond exhausted and hurt.
Steve White: Pierce barely got out of that but the damage may have already been done! The technical knowledge of these two men is amazing!
Chuck Thompson: Pierce is hurting, that's for sure but Dunn is also tired. These two are amazing wrestlers!
Pierce barely gets to his feet. Dunn jumps up and tries to hit Pierce with another massive pull back attack but Pierce pushes him off out of pure desperation. Pierce is in shock as Dunn jumps up and tries to get him again but Pierce pushes him off once more, looking shocked and tired. Pierce grabs Dunn before he can get up and gets him in a hold ready for the powerbomb. Before Pierce can execute it Dunn flips Pierce over and turns him over on the mat, locking him in the Sharpshooter! The hold is locked in deep and Pierce is in a bad spot! The crowd is cheering him on, but he is slowly fading. Suddenly, the crowd goes crazy when Pierce holds out his arm to tap!
Chuck Thompson: What is he doing here?! Xander is going to tap!
Steve White: Dunn just has too much going for him in this one! IT’s over!
The fans go NUTS as Xander gets out of the hold and pushes Dunn over! The fans are all on their feet! Xander gets up but he’s hurt and tired and has no use of his legs! He limps over and dives a knee into Dunn! Dunn falls to a knee and Xander gets up and grabs him by the hair! Xander pushes off of him and springs onto the second then third ropes and drags a big kick across his face! The fans are on their feet! Dunn is groggy and Xander goes again and springs off of the second and then third ropes and goes for a kick but as he comes down a groggy Dunn outta nowhere hits Xander with Namedropper! Xander is taken out from the momentum of his own move setup and the force of Dunn’s finisher! The fans are on their feet and Dunn crawls over to Xander with the little energy he has left!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Chris Dunn!
Dunn gets to his knees, breathing heavily and exhausted as Ella Dunn makes her way down and helps him up! Dunn is spent and sits in the corner with Ella and tries to celebrate as the fans go nuts! Xander Pierce also gets up after a moment and he doesn’t look too happy.
Chuck Thompson: Xander taking another loss here tonight but the match he fought was amazing! He should be proud!
Steve White: Dunn did an incredible job tonight and won by the skin of his nut-sack but nonetheless Dunn is back in action and he proved all of the haters wrong tonight!
The fans get to their feet as Dunn gets up and Xander approaches him. Ella looks nervous but Xander and Dunn shake hands in the center of the ring and the fans go wild! We fade out backstage.
We come into the interview area where Rose is standing with Lisa Caliber in the interview area.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me is my guest at this time – EHWF Mayhem General Manager, Rose! Rose, thank you for taking the time tonight, I was wondering if I could get your thoughts on the direction of EHWF with all the change that has taken place?
Rose: Of course you can. Brandon Bash is no longer a member of EHWF Management in any way shape or form. That being said he still has a Hall of Famer contract and a competitors contract, both of which have been frozen and suspended by the Board of Directors.
The fans go nuts and cheer back in the arena as they watch on the tron.
Lisa Caliber: All right but what does that mean for all of Brandon Bash’s previous interests. We’ve seen this guy use so many loop holes and formalities to come back from the dead before, why can’t he do it again.
Rose: Good question. Fortunately Bash has no management ties left at all and his HoF and Competitors contracts are frozen and cannot be used unless the Rissi Family and the Board both agree to let him have at them again. That being said his previous assets and managerial interests were all gathered up and it was decided that they were to be passed on to his daughter – Alexandria Kendrick...
The fans all cheer and Lisa looks a little shocked.
Lisa Caliber: Oh really? What does this mean for Alexandria then? We’ve seen her in a managerial position in EHWF before and that didn’t work out too well for her…
Rose: No it didn’t but this time there are neither CPB nor Silver Kazama to pollute her or abuse her powers. This time Alexandria only has the Supervisor of Operations clause in Brandon’s old contract which means she is able to supervise the running and booking of Saturday Night Mayhem’s. She won’t have any more power than I do and we’ll perhaps be working close together.
Lisa Caliber: So Alexandria Kendrick will be booking Mayhem Shows and EHWF PPV’s with you now?
Rose: No... As it stands – and it’s probably for the best, Alexandria and I and the middle management teams will draft Mayhem’s and Mayhem cards and present out ideas to the Rissi Family. We’ll then collate this information and book shows based on feedback. We’ll need to work together closely.
Lisa Caliber: We’ll it sounds like you’ll be working together quite a lot with Alexandria; this wouldn’t be the first time. You must be pleased to have a little more help in that department.
Rose: Oh, I sure am… Alexandria just has to remember it’s not like old times when we were a Middle Management team with Silver Kazama, things have changed and she needs to just remember one thing…
Lisa raises her eyebrows questionably.
Lisa Caliber: And what’s that, Rose?
Rose: Stay the fuck out of my way this time because I’m still willing enough to break a fucking arm off if I have to!
Lisa is quite taken back by Rose as Rose storms off. The fans weren’t expecting it and all cheer back in the arena as Lisa tries to make sense of it. We fade back to the arena where Patricia is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a triple threat match set for one fall!
Matt Daniels trips up on his way out onto the stage and the fans laugh at him! They boo him and pelt him with garbage as he gets down the ramp and into the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Matt Daniels!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And his opponents… First… Zoe McDraven!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Making his way to the ring… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings as the three competitors each meet up in the middle of the ring. Matt Daniels is feeling pretty cocky and shoves Creed back. Creed only steps back once, looking at Daniels while trying his best not to laugh. Zoe, however, can't help but laugh at the EHWF rookie. She takes a step back right as Creed grabs Daniels by the wrist and pulls him in, nearly taking his head off with a huge lariat right off the bat!
Steve White: EHWF rookie Matt Daniels making the mistake of shoving Creed as his first actions here in the EHWF, and he ends up paying for it with a Clothesline from Hell from Creed!
Chuck Thompson: And Zoe just stepped back and let it happen, Steve! Rookie mistake on Daniels' end, I think!
Creed looks down at the laid out Daniels before he gets spun around by Zoe McDraven! The crowd gets behind Zoe as she starts throwing big rights at Creed until his back is against the ropes. Creed holds his arms up to block some of the impact from Zoe's big right hands. Right as Zoe pulls back to attempt to clothesline Creed out of the ring, Creed sends a boot right to Zoe's midsection! She hunches over in pain, surprised by the sudden attack from Creed. He suddenly charges off of the ropes and lands a big boot right across Zoe's jaw!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe was getting in some big right hands there, Steve! But then Creed comes out of nowhere with some offense of his own!
Steve White: He started off by nearly beheading Matt Daniels. Now he nearly did the same to Zoe with that big boot, Chuck!
Creed lifts Zoe up to her feet, but immediately stuffs hear head in between his legs. He does a quick throat cut motion with his hand before he lifts her up over his right shoulder. He then repositions her so that he lifts her up over his head by her arms, looking for the Crucifix Powerbomb! However, Zoe manages to slip out of his grasp! Creed is shocked, but quickly turns to face Zoe only to receive a kick to the gut! She lifts him up and quickly slams him down with a sitout suplex slam!
Steve White: Burst on the Horizon to Creed!
Chuck Thompson: And then she rolls over and locks on Kinetic Energy onto Daniels! Zoe's going to win this one, Steve! Maybe I'll finally ask her out for coffee if she wins right here!
Zoe wrenches back on her submission on Daniels who had just started to come to after Creed laid him out! The crowd is going nuts as it looks like Daniels is about to tap out! Suddenly, Creed brings a boot down right onto Zoe's head to break the hold! Zoe rolls over in pain as Creed repeatedly starts stomping on Zoe's midsection. Zoe rolls away in pain, leaving Creed to drop in and lock in Creed seems like this match has already gone on longer than he wanted it to as he reaches down and locks in his own Arm-Trap Triangle Choke! Daniels is again about to tap out before Zoe leaps over and slaps Creed right across the face!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe returning the favor to Creed, as he had his own version of Kinetic Energy locked in now. But, Zoe...no. You shouldn't slap a man like Creed in the face!
Creed climbs to his feet, looking down at Zoe who has climbed back up to her knees. Creed reaches into his pocket right as Zoe jumps up and runs right at him. Next thing you know, Creed smacks Zoe across the jaw with a big right fist of his own!
Steve White: Creed's got brass knuckles, Chuck! Damn it, he just laid her out with those brass knuckles!
Chuck Thompson: That son of a bitch, Steve! I was finally going to ask Zoe out! Damn it!
Creed looks over at Zoe, who is somehow again starting to climb up to her feet. Creed launches at her, jumping up and then smashing Zoe's head into the mat with a big Curb Stomp! Zoe luckily rolls out of the ring since this happened near the ropes. Creed hits the mat in anger once he notices this. He has a look on his face that shows that this has gone on longer than he had expected it to. As soon as Creed climbs to his feet, he gets clubbed in the back by Daniels! Daniels explodes at Creed with lefts and rights! The crowd is going nuts, getting behind the debuting superstar as he runs and bounces off the ropes! He comes flying back at Creed looking for the Frozen Superkick! Creed ducks under it! Daniels is shocked as Creed charges off the ropes now! Daniels turns around just to eat another huge lariat from Creed!
Steve White: CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!! He might have just killed Matt Daniels right there!!!!!!
Daniels goes down hard, doing a flip from the impact of the lariat! Creed easily rolls his body over with his foot before placing it on his chest for the cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner of the match...Conner Creed!
Creed keeps his foot on Daniels' chest as he raises his right fist in the air in victory as his music blares throughout the arena. He looks down at the carnage he had done and laughs as we fade to a commercial.
We come into the backstage area where Xander Pierce is sitting against a production crate looking depressed and trying to recover after his match. Xander quickly sits up as Kevin Hunter walks over and smirks with both titles on his shoulders.
Kevin Hunter: Aww… What’s wrong? Xander lost AGAIN? Haha – pathetic…
Xander Pierce: Hey, Kev… You better watch your mouth. I don’t see any other contenders besides myself for that EHWF title you’ve got there and I’d love to kick your bitch ass and take it from you this time.
Kevin Hunter: Heh… I doubt it… As far as I’m concerned, draw or no draw you were still UNABLE to defeat me so you, just like everyone else are NOTHING! I have no contender and I brought this up to management a while ago and it looks like they’ve chosen to side with me and go with an idea I had.
Xander Pierce: What? Are you serious?
Kevin Hunter: You’re damn right... Why should I defend my title against you or anyone else, especially when they’ve proven none of them can beat me… Besides, I have another title that needs defending anyway…
Xander Pierce: That’s bullshit, Last Rites is the last PPV of 2016… You’re a damn coward Hunter
Hunter smirks.
Kevin Hunter: Don’t be like that... The idea I brought up to management was a group of potential contenders vs. a group representing me. The winning group will compete for MY EHWF Championship… Good news buddy is that I put you forward as captain…
Xander Pierce: That was stupid of you. You know, eventually I’m going to defeat you right…
Kevin Hunter: The bad news is, I already have a team picked out to represent me and with most of EHWF already booked or on LOA – you’ll have to find your own partners... That’ll be hard since you don’t have any friends… So I guess you’ll just have to get your ass beat next week…
Just then, Chris Dunn walks around the corner and stands with Xander! The fans watching on the tron go wild and Hunter backs up a bit, seeing a new relationship between the two.
Chris Dunn: No friends? I wouldn’t go that far Hunter… Besides, the chance to go on and have a shot at winning the EHWF Championship just for winning a tag team match sounds great!
Hunter looks a little annoyed and backs off as the fans are going wild.
Xander Pierce: That does sound like a good opportunity Chris… An opportunity I bet Hunter thought he could keep from everyone else by screwing me over somehow next week…
Chris Dunn: How sad… Hunter, if you want… We’ll fight you…
The fans go wild! Hunter looks around and shakes his head then grunts in anger and leaves the area. Dunn and Pierce look at each other and laugh as we fade out.
We come back and Patricia Downs is back in the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following match is an intergender match and it’s for the Showtime Championship!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
Trumpets hit and the fans go wild with boos as Blade runs out and salutes for some reason. Blade dances around and sprints down to the ring, sliding in and dancing around as he gets booed.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… John Blade!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The Showtime Champion… Jade!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and they circle each other for a quick moment. They go to lock up but Jade moves behind John Blade and wraps his arm up in a hold. John Blade struggles for a moment before getting out of the hold and tossing Jade in the corner. John Blade goes for a corner clothesline but Jade jumps up and boots John Blade in the mouth! Jade runs up and gets John Blade into a headlock. John Blade gets out of the hold and whips Jade against the ropes. She bounces back and hits John Blade with a flying forearm!
Steve White: Great start so far! Jade really applying pressure to John Blade but it looks like John Blade is refusing to stay down. Blade desperately needs this win but Jade is riding high with momentum!
Chuck Thompson: She has the talent, we’re seeing that right now! She’s taken out some big names and won some titles in just a short time and if she can take out John Blade tonight then I don’t know who can beat her!
Jade springs up and dropkicks John Blade in the chest! She spins around; landing back on her feet then springs off of the ropes, hitting John Blade with a corkscrew moonsault on the mat! John Blade springs up in pain and pushes Jade off of him. She boots him in the gut and goes for a DDT but he twists her arm around and takes her down with a big clothesline! John Blade takes a moment to recover but it costs him as he reaches down to pick Jade up she kicks him in the head then springs up to her feet, hitting him with a big dropkick! John Blade doesn’t have time to react as Jade hits him with an overcastle then covers him!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Oh a kick out at 2! Jade is on fire tonight. She’s really fighting this match tough Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: She’s doing great. She’s put away anyone who has stepped up for that Showtime title including Blade but Blade gets another chance tonight! It might be his last chance!
Jade picks John Blade up. She elbows him in the face and he falls into the corner. She runs at him but he moves and she slams into the corner. John Blade takes advantage and scoops her up, planting her down on the mat. John Blade comes over and drops a big elbow, covering her in the process…
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KICK OUT!
Jade kicks out. John Blade picks her up and knees her in the midsection then whips her against the ropes. She bounces back and when she comes back she hits John Blade with a massive head scissor takedown! The fans cheer as John Blade is planted face first into the mat!
Steve White: Wow! Did you see that one Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: That was an amazing move. Jade is very athletic but John Blade won’t go down that easy. She needs to hit him where it hurts and finish him off with a big move!
Jade grabs a groggy John Blade but he punches her in the midsection then grabs her by the hair and tosses her to the ground. Jade tries to get up but is booted in the side! John Blade picks her up and goes for a scoopslam but she slides off of his back and hits him with a dropkick! John Blade goes down and Jade bounces off of the ropes. She comes back but is hit with a diving shoulder block from John Blade!
Steve White: Damn! Blade out of nowhere! John Blade is still in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Jade is down and John Blade is hurt. This one was purely going Jade’s way but Blade still hasn’t given up yet...
John Blade picks her up and knees her straight in the gut! Jade with her last strength swings a punch but John Blade blocks it. John Blade swings one but Jade blocks it. John Blade pushes Jade back and goes for a spinning heel kick but she ducks this time. John Blade faces her again and swings a flurry of punches but Jade bobs and weaves, dodging them all. She then comes around and hits John Blade with a roundhouse right in the head! John Blade falls to the mat and the fans cheer as Jade covers him.
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NO!
Chuck Thompson: No!? NO!?
John Blade reverses it into the STFU! The fans go nuts but Jade gets out of it! Blade knocks her down with a big running shoulder block! Blade then gets up and stands over Jade, gesturing to her that she can’t see him by waving his hand in front of his face! He bounces off of the ring and drives his five knuckles on her head in a shuffling punch motion after he dusts his shoulder! Jade is groggy but Blade picks her up! The fans can’t believe it! He hoists her up and hits her with the Bladatude Adjustment! The fans go nuts and he covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And the NEW Showtime Champion… John Blade!
Blade loses his shit and the fans do as well! Jade can’t believe it! Blade starts running around the ring with the title belt celebrating!
Chuck Thompson: No!? How the fuck did Blade do it! I can’t believe it! NEW Champion!
Blade keeps celebrating as Jade can’t believe it. We fade out to a Last Rites hype video.
The scene comes back from the hype video with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand once again.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a champion vs. champion match and it is set for one fall!
The lights dim down and gray spotlight lights begin highlighting throughout the arena. As the spotlight continues to wave across over the crowd, smoke start to rise up from the top of the entrance ramp when two figures begin to make their ways out from the entrance curtains. Before their faces become visible, “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed hits over the PA system and the fans erupt with cheers.
He steps out from the smoke with his arms extended outward and his head looking up at the top of the ramp. He has his eyes close as his wife walks out beside him. She is clapping as she cocks her head up. Jason Phoenix is wearing a pair of silver wrestling tights with black lettering that reads, “Phoenix” down the right leg. He has a black and silver cape tied by a string around his neck. Morgan Alvertez has a short black strapless dress with a pair of clear stiletto heels. She begins strutting down the ring after her husband as fans hang over the barricade trying to touch the Living Legend. He remains fixated on the ring as he’s glaring down at it. He makes his way to the ring apron as Morgan Alvertez struts over to the steel stairs. As she makes her way to the ring apron, Jason Phoenix walks along to the front of the ring. She ducks down under the second rope entering the ring as her husband pulls himself on the apron, and turning toward his adoring fans. She struts over to him as she reaches her hands over to the string of his cape. He unties it as the cape falls to the ring apron and he starts screaming in tongues. Morgan Alvertez walks over to the far corner and leans her elbow on the top turnbuckle as she smirks over at her husband. He turns sideways and steps over the second rope. Once inside the ring, he walks to the opposing corner and climbs on the second rope. He opens his arms up and starts to yell, “The Era of the Phoenix is here!” He looks up at the ramp when his theme slowly fades and the lights flicker back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Jason Phoenix!
Kevin Hunter comes out to boos as he hold his title belts up and makes his way down the ramp, ignoring the garbage thrown at him. Hunter gets inside the ring and waits for the bell to sound.
Steve White: Here he is Chuck, the Champion!
Patricia Downs: And next his opponent… The EHWF and Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
Chuck Thompson: Jason Phoenix has proved so many competitors wrong and has come up against some tough challenges. Can he defeat the champ here tonight?
Phoenix and Hunter look at each other from separate sides of the ring as and the ref calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the match starts. Hunter and Phoenix instantly swarm on each other and meet in the center of the ring trading hard lefts and rights for a while. The crowd loves the energy as Phoenix knees Hunter in the gut and tosses him in the corner. Phoenix runs up to Hunter but Hunter jumps up and Phoenix runs right into Hunter's boots. Phoenix stumbles back and Hunter gets Phoenix into a headlock as the crowd give a mixed reaction. Hunter applies pressure and Phoenix can't get out of it. Phoenix finds some salvation by elbowing Hunter in the ribs but Hunter counters it quickly and hits Phoenix with a bulldog.
Steve White: Nice contest by both men! Hunter needs this but so does Phoenix!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is looking good so far. There is a chance he might be able to knock off a champion here tonight and go to Last Rites with a clear head!
Phoenix gets up and locks up with Hunter. Hunter boots Phoenix in the gut and goes for another headlock but Phoenix pushes him off. Hunter swings at Phoenix but Phoenix blocks it and headbutts Hunter. Hunter staggers around and Phoenix dropkicks Hunter in the chest knocking him down to the mat. Hunter jumps back up and locks up with Phoenix. Phoenix hits Hunter with an uppercut and Hunter hits the ropes. Phoenix runs at Hunter but Hunter drops down and takes Phoenix's leg out. Phoenix goes to get back up but Hunter is on him quick, locking Phoenix in an armbar. Phoenix struggles around for a moment but gets out of it. When Phoenix gets up and turns around Hunter takes Phoenix down with a sidekick to the head! The fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Kevin Hunter still hanging onto control in this match. Can he maintain this and win or will Phoenix pull a big upset here tonight?
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter has experience and being the world champ on his side Steve!
Steve White: I know Chuck. We've seen the rivalry between Phoenix and Hunter before and Hunter came out on top but Phoenix has grown in confidence now!
Hunter goes on and stomps Phoenix on the mat for a while. Phoenix rolls up to his feet but Hunter grabs him and tries to get him up for a suplex. Phoenix drops down and pushes Hunter into the turnbuckle. Hunter turns around and Phoenix goes onto hit hard left and right hands on Hunter's body and face. Phoenix then takes Hunter down and starts a ground and pound on Hunter.
Steve White: Wow, Phoenix out of nowhere hits big right hands on Hunter. Kevin is getting beaten up right now!
Chuck Thompson: Both men actually having ups and downs and fighting equally in this even contest!
Hunter is hurt on the mat and Phoenix picks him up. Phoenix then scoops Hunter up and slams him back down to the mat. The fans are cheering and Phoenix gestures to the crowd to try and keep them going. Hunter struggles up to his feet. Phoenix knees Hunter in the gut sending him back down to his knees. Phoenix bounces off the ropes and runs at Hunter but Hunter quickly springs up and drives his shoulder into Phoenix's gut. Phoenix goes down on his knees and Kevin jabs him in the eye then boots him in the head, knocking Phoenix down to the mat.
Steve White: Kevin Hunter doing whatever it takes to get back on top. Phoenix got the jab in the eye then the massive boot in the face. Now Hunter has to capitalize.
Chuck Thompson: Phoenix has been in the position many times before but this match will only end with him losing if he lets Hunter get those type of openings!
Phoenix is hurt on the mat and the ref checks on him. Kevin Hunter looks exhausted and moves to the corner while the ref is distracted. Hunter goes and tries to remove the turnbuckle pad cover from the corner to expose the steel. The ref runs over and stops Hunter from taking the pad off. Hunter argues with the ref then looks over the ropes. Phoenix has had time to recover and gets Hunter into an abdominal stretch from behind. The crowd cheers.
Steve White: Oh my god! Phoenix out of nowhere with the submission move while Hunter was distracted. This could be it.
Chuck Thompson: Fast action in this match right here I'm liking it! I think the Hardcore Champ is going to cause an upset right here right now!
Hunter is able to slip out of the abdominal stretch and lock Phoenix in an arm hold. Phoenix doesn't get out of it so easily and struggles for a moment. Phoenix then elbows Hunter in the head and face for a while before Hunter lets go. When Hunter turns around Phoenix boots Hunter in the gut and goes for a piledriver but Hunter reverses it, flips Phoenix onto his back and locks in the sharpshooter!
Steve White: Kevin Hunter locks in the submission hold! It could all be over! Phoenix is in deep trouble now!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter! Can he do it?! He wants to send a message to Xander right now!
Phoenix struggles on the mat yelling in pain in the hols as the crowd goes wild. Phoenix struggles looking like he's about to tap but he is able to struggle to the bottom rope. The ref comes over and calls rope break but Hunter keeps the hold going until the ref counts to 3. Hunter releases the hold and Phoenix lie struggling on the apron and bottom rope. Hunter wipes sweat away from his face and looks angry. Hunter runs up and bounces off the ropes. He runs back looking to slide a dropkick on a downed Phoenix but Phoenix quickly rolls out of the way.
Chuck Thompson: If Phoenix wants to retain he will have to focus purely on Hunter now and less on himself and recovering.
Hunter gets up and Phoenix turns around. Both men lock up again. Phoenix hits Hunter with a European uppercut. Hunter stumbles around for a moment. Hunter then boots Phoenix in the gut and whips him into the ropes. Phoenix bounces back and Hunter goes for a clothesline but Phoenix ducks it. Phoenix bounces off the ropes again and comes back, hitting Hunter with a flying forearm. Both men crash to the mat and Phoenix gets up as the crowd cheers. Hunter gets up and stubbles in pain as Phoenix acts quickly and grabs him, hitting an inverted atomic drop on Hunter. Hunter falls down to the mat and Phoenix locks Hunter into an STF! The crowd cheers wildly!
Steve White: Phoenix! He turns the tables with a submission of his own! Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter is in pain. Will Phoenix win? Can he pull this one off?!
Hunter gets out of the hold, gets up and knees Phoenix in the gut. Hunter is in control and lines Phoenix up. Hunter bounces off of the ropes and goes for the Killer Effect but Phoenix ducks, turns him around and hits Hunter with the Death Sentence! Phoenix covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Jason Phoenix!
Phoenix gets up and holds his title belt high as Hunter rolls out of the ring and recovers then loses it on the outside! Hunter goes to get back in the ring but he turns around and sees Xander and Dunn at the stage. Hunter is furious and they laugh.
Steve White: Phoenix does it! What a match! Hunter not looking too happy though as Xander and Dunn come out to rub it in!
Hunter shakes his head as we fade out at Jason celebrating in the ring.
As the scene opens up in the backstage area, Lisa Caliber is seen walking through the hallway area with a microphone at her side. As she’s walking downward, Christian Taylor, followed by his partner Mike Smith, and wife Crystal Taylor walks out of their privately designed dressing room. He notices Lisa as he starts to jog down toward her. He’s wearing a pair of black windbreaker pants with white pin strips down the sides, and his left pant leg has been pulled up to about his knee. He has a pair of black and white athletic shoes on by Adidas and completely shirtless. He calls out for Lisa…
Christian Taylor: “Yo toots!”
As he raises his hand and gets closer to her, she stops and very puzzled turn around to see Christian almost to her. She cocks her head to the side.
Christian Taylor: “I have a question babe!”
As Christian makes his way to her, finally, Mike Smith and Crystal join him as they crowd around Lisa.
Lisa Caliber: “How can I help you, Mr. Taylor?”
She asks politely.
He holds his title up and points to it.
Christian Taylor: “Am I not one-half of the Challenge Champions!?”
She nods and looks at the title.
Christian Taylor: “Then how in the world am I and Big Mike not in the main event? If anybody deserves a shot at the Tag Team Championships… it’s the hottest freaking tag team in professional wrestling, bay-be!?”
Lisa shrugs as she goes to speak, but rudely interrupting her and snatching the microphone out her hand is Crystal.
Crystal Taylor: “Save your pitiful words for somebody who cares, kay bitch? I have a newsflash for you! My man and Big Mike are in line for the next shot at the title because as history HAS shown, they defeated the FORMER tag team champions before they soooo undeservingly got their shot. Then what happened? They forfeited the titles because they couldn’t have a little competition!”
She rolls her eyes and when she snaps her fingers, forcing Lisa to stagger back nervous. Christian leans over the microphone as he talks in. Meanwhile, Mike Smith is just posted behind them with his arms folded across his chest.
Christian Taylor: “Yeah, and what’s up with the teams that are competing for the belts THIS week!? I mean, REALLY!? REALLY!? Is that what this company has resort to? Three nobody tag teams without an OUNCE of talent among the six of them!?”
He slides his hand through the back of his wife’s hair.
Christian Taylor: “I should take this up with the man in charge, but guess what? He knows he left the hottest shit out! He’s the one who gave four losers and a parrot the opportunity to FAIL!” Now, ain’t that some shit!? You can bet your sweet ass we will be making an appearance in that main event and we just might crash the party because it’s no party, if Beauty and the Beast ain’t there!”
Crystal perches her hand on her hip and purses her lips together.
Crystal Taylor: “And when we come through, every team is going to feel SOMETHING, but I guarantee it’s not going to look as GOOD as the Taylor’s honey bunchies! So get ready for a GGGGGOOOORRRRRGGGGGEEEEOOOOUUUUSSSS REVOLUTION because we are bringing it…”
As Christian grabs his crotch and thrusts it forward.
Christian Taylor: “And packing the mother fucking heat! Step aside and watch how Mister International and Mister Main Event gets the job done! Watch out… BITCCCCHHHHEEEESSS!!”
Crystal slouches over and licks her lips seductively.
Crystal Taylor: “The ending is going to be OOOHHHHH SSSOOOOO GGGGOOORRRRGGGGEEEOOOUUUUSSSSS!!”
She blows a kiss as she pushes the microphone into Lisa’s chest. She pats her on the head and walks off with her husband. Christian is rubbing his abs and tosses the title over his shoulder. Mike Smith walks up and he leans down in the microphone.
Mike Smith: “They give me a headache.”
He mumbles as Lisa tries to hold in laughter. He walks off and follows the Taylor’s as the scene fades back out to ringside.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is a triple threat tag team match and it’s for the vacated Tag Team Championships!
Atmosphere by Clenchfist blasts through put the arena as Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out onto the stage he looks around and signals as pyro shoots out of the stage he then makes his way dowm the ramp looking around at the fans he then slides into the ring walks over and poses in the corner and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Rockin’ Lunatic!
The Warrior Project's “Warrior’s Song{Hard Core}” blast of out the PA System, as Everett comes rushing out onto the stage. He makes his way to the middle of the ramp, and throws his fists into the air. Then he stalks his way down to ringside, where he hops up onto the apron. He looks side to side with his cold eyes, and then climbs into the ring. He dashes around the squared circle, then comes to rest in the far corner
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Everett Aloni!
"Carnival Of Darkness" plays on the sound system. The lights go out. They come back on with Jace, Angus and Andre stood in the centre of the ring. They look around at the crowd menacingly as the carnival music hits full swing. Jace barks orders at Andre and Angus as they wait.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… CRAZE!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Got Yours" by Yellowcard began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Got Yours" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Mazzio!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and instantly Wilmer is all over Rockin’! Angus comes from behind but Wilmer picks up on him and spins a kick into his gut then tosses him in the corner! Rockin’ gets up and Wilmer with a big uppercut then tosses him onto Angus! The fans are going nuts! Wilmer backs off and takes both men down with a lariat each! Rockin’ gets up but Wilmer hoists him up and drives him into the corner! Wilmer is going to follow up but Angus hits Wilmer in the back and it gives Rockin’ enough time to dive to the corner and tag in Everett!
Steve White: Only one team can be the champions at the end of this one and Rockin’ gets the tag in to Everett Aloni to stay alive!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is kicking some real ass now though!
Angus takes out Wilmer’s leg! Everett comes in but Angus sidekicks her in the side! Angus rams Everett into the corner and then starts to hit him with big corner thrusts until Wilmer rips Angus out of the corner! Wilmer hoists Everett up and dumps him over his shoulder onto Angus! Both men are down and Wilmer springs off of the ropes and hits both men with a big moonsault! Wilmer wants to cover Aloni but Angus runs in and hits Wilmer in the back of the neck with a big forearm! Wilmer falls to his corner and Angus grabs him but Wilmer tags in Mazzio then spins a big kick into Angus’ gut!
Steve White: Wilmer tagging in Mazzio and now Angus is in real trouble!
Chuck Thompson: Look at the size of Mazzio! This guy is a giant! Angus is fucked here!
Wilmer holds Angus and Mazzio comes in and starts hitting him with massive boxing combos! Angus falls to the mat, coughing and spluttering! Mazzio picks Angus up and hoists him on his back then tosses him out of the ring! Angus hits the floor! The fans are going wild and Everett gets up! He faces Mazzio but shits himself and gets on his knees begging for mercy!
Steve White: The powerful Mazzio just annihilating the competition right now and Everett Aloni is on his knees BEGGING for mercy!
Chuck Thompson: Aloni and Rockin’ are complete faggots! Why are they in this match!? Why are they in EHWF!? Fuck off losers!
Mazzio grabs Aloni by the jaw and picks him up off of his feet as the fans go nuts! Mazzio squeezes Aloni’s head and cracks his jaw! The fans shrill at the sight and Aloni screams in pain and Mazzio plants him with a massive sideslam! The fans are going wild! Rockin’ comes in but Mazzio ducks him and Wilmer superkicks him from the apron! Rockin’ stumbles right into an Infinite Dismissal from Mazzio right onto Aloni! The fans are on their feet as Aloni is in agony and tries to escape the ring but Mazzio runs up and Iron Punches the fuck out of his head! Mazzio covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… and NEW Tag Team Champions… Mazzio and ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
Mazzio and Wilmer celebrate in the ring as they get the titles handed to them! Their music hits and the fans go nuts!
Steve White: New Tag Team Champs! What a dominant side these two are!
Chuck Thompson: A great match and some goo…
Suddenly as they celebrate, massive pyro hits and silence takes hold of the arena until the Monstimals theme hits and Raab, McPhearson and Losak come out and march down the ramp! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: The Monstimals!? What are they doing back?! The former champs are out here but I thought they were off for a while!
Chuck Thompson: They don’t look too happy! Here we go Steve!
They get in the ring and instantly start fighting with Mazzio and Wilmer as the fans go NUTS! Wilmer gets kicks and strikes in on Samuel but Samuel knocks Wilmer down! Mazzio and Raab start trading blows with Mazzio winning out but Samuel hits Mazzio from behind and they start to double team Mazzio!
Steve White: Monstimals are PISSED right now and they’re taking it out on the new champs!
Mazzio throws both Raab and Samuel off of him with great strength, sending them halfway across the ring! Wilmer gets up and spins a kick into Samuel when he gets up then takes him out with an Enziguri! Raab runs up and hits Wilmer with a running big boot to the head! Mazzio and Raab start trading blows! Raab even gets some good uppercuts in but Mazzio is just too powerful and starts to win out! Losak gets on the apron and whips Mazzio in the back with his belt! Mazzio turns around and Losak flees but it gives Raab enough time to hit Mazzio with a big boot! Wilmer runs up and takes Raabs leg out!
Chuck Thompson: It’s getting real right now!
Mazzio lifts Raab overhead and the fans go nuts! Mazzio hits Raab with Infinite Dismissal! Raab is downed on the mat and Mazzio helps Wilmer up in the corner! Mazzio then lines Raab up and explodes off for an Iron Punch when he gets up but Losak and Samuel both grab Raab’s legs from the apron and pull him out! The fans go wild and Mazzio and Wilmer look out at The Monstimals while they back up the ramp!
Steve White: The Monstimals sent the message that they’re not happy with the vacation of the titles and now they’re coming for Wilmazzio!
Chuck Thompson: The Monstimals were probably the most dominant duo in EHWF this year but Wilmazzio held their own and sent them on their way! What’s going to come of this?!
Raab and co back up the ramp and gesture to Wilmazzio. Wilmer and Mazzio stare them down in the ring as the fans cheer.
Steve White: It’s been an amazing night ladies and gents! Next week is Last Rites, the last main PPV for 2016! I can’t wait to see what goes down! We’ll see you then, good night and be safe!
We see the two teams look out at each other with intensity as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! We’re just one week away from Last Rites and it’s gonna be huge! Last week we saw Pierce and Hunter fall to The Beauty and The Beast and Hunter once again slither away with a title that everyone believes he should have never got in the first place! Right now it’s looking like Pierce is the only real contender to Hunter’s title and what has seemed like a massive list of contenders from, Pierce to Creed to Sykes to a host of others has been reduced to just Pierce and we’re not even sure Pierce is ready for it just yet!
Chuck Thompson: It’s all going to lead to one of the biggest events of 2016! I can feel it Steve and tonight it the lead up! Bash is gone and it’s going to be the new dawn of a new EHWF of 2017! Tonight in the main event we’re gonna see the Tag Titles that the Monstimals were forced to give up go on the line in triple treat tag team action to crown new champions! I can’t wait for that one, it’s gonna go off chains!
Steve White: Champion vs. Champion is going to be amazing as well as Jason Phoenix gets another shot at the EHWF Champion Kevin Hunter this time as the Hardcore Champion! Can he cause an upset or will Hunter use this opportunity not only to boost momentum before the last main PPV of 2016 but to also get back to his winning ways! You can’t miss that one!!
Chuck Thompson: I wouldn’t bet on missing that for the world but one match that I think is going to get tongues wagging after tonight is Conner Creed vs. Zoe McDraven vs. Matt Daniels! That triple threat is going to be interesting! Creed is back to his winning ways and looks to own in this match to rank in high at the PPV. Zoe McDraven is having an up and down month but has clawed heaps of momentum back and looks to have this be her real booster to kick off the year! Who will take this one out Steve!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what happens, heading into Last Rites! This one is going to be a good one Chuck! Lets start the night!
We come back to the ring. Patricia Downs makes her way to the ring with her mic, ready to introduce the opening match.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
The opening roar of "Kingdom" by Downstait is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and proceeds to twerk – to the delight of the female fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet dirty blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark sleeveless hoodie before beginning to hop up and down inside the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And Introducing First… Chris Dunn!
Steve White: Dunn looking for a massive bounce back here tonight!
The opening piano beings and slowly transitions to the opening riff of Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold. The fans elevate to their feet as The Vigilante, Xander Pierce, steps out onto the stage, wearing his usual wrestling attire. He raises his arms up to the sky and basks in the glory. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, greeting a few fans here and there as he reaches the ring. Leaping up onto the steel steps, he walks across the ring edge motioning for the crowd to continue their prayers. He leaps over the ring ropes and poses in the center of the ring before moving to a corner of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Xander Peirce!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Xander Pierce vs. Chris Dunn
The bell rings and Pierce and Dunn lock up. Pierce picks Dunn up and slams him down on the mat. Dunn goes to get up but gets taken down again with a lariat from Pierce. Pierce picks up Dunn but Dunn drops down and boots Pierce in the gut then hits Pierce with a swinging neckbreaker! Dunn then goes on to stomp Pierce into the mat then take a rest on the ropes.
Steve White: Both men off to strong starts but Dunn with just a little more intensity.
Chuck Thompson: Dunn's trying to put Pierce away quick. If he wants to win he will have to and let me tell you he wants to come back after losing a huge opportunity last week.
Pierce grabs Dunn's legs and throws him down to the mat. Dunn struggles back up to his feet and grabs Pierce but Pierce picks up Dunn and hits him with a twist-out DDT! Pierce makes a quick cover!
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Steve White: Pierce is going to have to do more damage then that! Dunn isn’t looking to go down tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Pierce has a lot riding on this match tonight as well Steve. He needs to put Dunn away in record time to make an impact here. It wont be easy but Pierce knows Hunter is watching this closely!
Pierce stands Dunn up but Dunn quickly strikes him in the head with some quick punches. Pierce swings at Dunn but Dunn ducks his attempts. Dunn boots Pierce in the chest then suplexes Pierce on the mat! Dunn quickly tries to lock Pierce into a submission hold but Pierce is still healthy enough to wriggle out of it. Pierce and Dunn stand up. Dunn boots Pierce in the chest again and starts hammering Pierce in the back with hard forearms. Pierce picks Dunn up out of desperation and drives him in the mat with a spinebuster, hooking Dunn's leg in the process.
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Steve White: Dunn kicks out again! Dunn with determination right now!
Chuck Thompson: Pierce is hurting and Dunn just got rocked, who is the healthier man?
Steve White: I'd say Dunn has done a little more damage to Xander then Xander has done to Dunn but that can change really quick. Xander has hit some big offense as well!
Dunn gets up with Pierce. Pierce grabs Dunn by the hair and headbutts him back down to the mat. Pierce then goes on stomping Dunn for a while. Dunn rolls out of harms way and gets up using the ropes. Pierce runs at Dunn and gets him in a hard headlock. Dunn winces out in pain as Pierce yells to Dunn to tap out. Dunn is in pain but doesn't tap. Dunn can't get out of the hold as it's locked in too tight so he grabs the ropes for a rope break. The ref breaks the hold up and Dunn gets a second to rest. Pierce quickly goes back on the assault, trying to hoist Dunn up but Dunn hits some big shots to Pierce's back and hits Pierce with a pull back neckbreaker! Both me lay exhausted and hurt down on the mat.
Steve White: Oh my god! Massive momentum move out of no where!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are down. Dunn can't make the cover but he sure as shit did the damage!
Both men twitch and move towards the ropes slowly. Dunn gets up first and runs at a downed Pierce, dropping a hard running knee to his chest! Pierce fights his way back up to his feet but Dunn hits him with some quick kicks and punches. Pierce shoves Dunn away. Dunn runs at Pierce only to get destroyed by Pierce's running corkscrew cross-body!
Steve White: Dunn's down! Dunn's down! What a high octane move right there!
Chuck Thompson: Make the cover Xander! Make the cover! I hope Hunter is watching this!
Pierce drops to one knee in pain as the cheers from the crowd get louder and louder. Pierce edges closer to Dunn. Dunn sits up on the mat and grabs an unsuspecting and hurt Pierce. Dunn goes to lock Pierce in a sleeper hold. Pierce is helpless and Dunn is able to lock in the hold. Dunn applies it and Pierce struggles in pain! Pierce almost gets free of the grasp but Dunn jumps on his back!
Steve White: Dunn has it locked in and Pierce is in trouble! What a match! Dunn looking for redemption in a big way!
Chuck Thompson: Dunn could do it right now! He could win this match via submission.
Dunn fully locks in the hold on Pierce. Pierce struggles in pain and becomes desperate. Dunn applies it harder but Pierce still doesn't give up or tap. Pierce starts thrashing around and struggling out of pure desperation. Pierce finally uses his technical prowess break free of Dunn's hold but he is beyond exhausted and hurt.
Steve White: Pierce barely got out of that but the damage may have already been done! The technical knowledge of these two men is amazing!
Chuck Thompson: Pierce is hurting, that's for sure but Dunn is also tired. These two are amazing wrestlers!
Pierce barely gets to his feet. Dunn jumps up and tries to hit Pierce with another massive pull back attack but Pierce pushes him off out of pure desperation. Pierce is in shock as Dunn jumps up and tries to get him again but Pierce pushes him off once more, looking shocked and tired. Pierce grabs Dunn before he can get up and gets him in a hold ready for the powerbomb. Before Pierce can execute it Dunn flips Pierce over and turns him over on the mat, locking him in the Sharpshooter! The hold is locked in deep and Pierce is in a bad spot! The crowd is cheering him on, but he is slowly fading. Suddenly, the crowd goes crazy when Pierce holds out his arm to tap!
Chuck Thompson: What is he doing here?! Xander is going to tap!
Steve White: Dunn just has too much going for him in this one! IT’s over!
The fans go NUTS as Xander gets out of the hold and pushes Dunn over! The fans are all on their feet! Xander gets up but he’s hurt and tired and has no use of his legs! He limps over and dives a knee into Dunn! Dunn falls to a knee and Xander gets up and grabs him by the hair! Xander pushes off of him and springs onto the second then third ropes and drags a big kick across his face! The fans are on their feet! Dunn is groggy and Xander goes again and springs off of the second and then third ropes and goes for a kick but as he comes down a groggy Dunn outta nowhere hits Xander with Namedropper! Xander is taken out from the momentum of his own move setup and the force of Dunn’s finisher! The fans are on their feet and Dunn crawls over to Xander with the little energy he has left!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Chris Dunn!
Dunn gets to his knees, breathing heavily and exhausted as Ella Dunn makes her way down and helps him up! Dunn is spent and sits in the corner with Ella and tries to celebrate as the fans go nuts! Xander Pierce also gets up after a moment and he doesn’t look too happy.
Chuck Thompson: Xander taking another loss here tonight but the match he fought was amazing! He should be proud!
Steve White: Dunn did an incredible job tonight and won by the skin of his nut-sack but nonetheless Dunn is back in action and he proved all of the haters wrong tonight!
The fans get to their feet as Dunn gets up and Xander approaches him. Ella looks nervous but Xander and Dunn shake hands in the center of the ring and the fans go wild! We fade out backstage.
We come into the interview area where Rose is standing with Lisa Caliber in the interview area.
Lisa Caliber: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me is my guest at this time – EHWF Mayhem General Manager, Rose! Rose, thank you for taking the time tonight, I was wondering if I could get your thoughts on the direction of EHWF with all the change that has taken place?
Rose: Of course you can. Brandon Bash is no longer a member of EHWF Management in any way shape or form. That being said he still has a Hall of Famer contract and a competitors contract, both of which have been frozen and suspended by the Board of Directors.
The fans go nuts and cheer back in the arena as they watch on the tron.
Lisa Caliber: All right but what does that mean for all of Brandon Bash’s previous interests. We’ve seen this guy use so many loop holes and formalities to come back from the dead before, why can’t he do it again.
Rose: Good question. Fortunately Bash has no management ties left at all and his HoF and Competitors contracts are frozen and cannot be used unless the Rissi Family and the Board both agree to let him have at them again. That being said his previous assets and managerial interests were all gathered up and it was decided that they were to be passed on to his daughter – Alexandria Kendrick...
The fans all cheer and Lisa looks a little shocked.
Lisa Caliber: Oh really? What does this mean for Alexandria then? We’ve seen her in a managerial position in EHWF before and that didn’t work out too well for her…
Rose: No it didn’t but this time there are neither CPB nor Silver Kazama to pollute her or abuse her powers. This time Alexandria only has the Supervisor of Operations clause in Brandon’s old contract which means she is able to supervise the running and booking of Saturday Night Mayhem’s. She won’t have any more power than I do and we’ll perhaps be working close together.
Lisa Caliber: So Alexandria Kendrick will be booking Mayhem Shows and EHWF PPV’s with you now?
Rose: No... As it stands – and it’s probably for the best, Alexandria and I and the middle management teams will draft Mayhem’s and Mayhem cards and present out ideas to the Rissi Family. We’ll then collate this information and book shows based on feedback. We’ll need to work together closely.
Lisa Caliber: We’ll it sounds like you’ll be working together quite a lot with Alexandria; this wouldn’t be the first time. You must be pleased to have a little more help in that department.
Rose: Oh, I sure am… Alexandria just has to remember it’s not like old times when we were a Middle Management team with Silver Kazama, things have changed and she needs to just remember one thing…
Lisa raises her eyebrows questionably.
Lisa Caliber: And what’s that, Rose?
Rose: Stay the fuck out of my way this time because I’m still willing enough to break a fucking arm off if I have to!
Lisa is quite taken back by Rose as Rose storms off. The fans weren’t expecting it and all cheer back in the arena as Lisa tries to make sense of it. We fade back to the arena where Patricia is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a triple threat match set for one fall!
Matt Daniels trips up on his way out onto the stage and the fans laugh at him! They boo him and pelt him with garbage as he gets down the ramp and into the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Matt Daniels!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And his opponents… First… Zoe McDraven!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Making his way to the ring… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Conner Creed vs. Zoe McDraven vs. Matt Daniels
The bell rings as the three competitors each meet up in the middle of the ring. Matt Daniels is feeling pretty cocky and shoves Creed back. Creed only steps back once, looking at Daniels while trying his best not to laugh. Zoe, however, can't help but laugh at the EHWF rookie. She takes a step back right as Creed grabs Daniels by the wrist and pulls him in, nearly taking his head off with a huge lariat right off the bat!
Steve White: EHWF rookie Matt Daniels making the mistake of shoving Creed as his first actions here in the EHWF, and he ends up paying for it with a Clothesline from Hell from Creed!
Chuck Thompson: And Zoe just stepped back and let it happen, Steve! Rookie mistake on Daniels' end, I think!
Creed looks down at the laid out Daniels before he gets spun around by Zoe McDraven! The crowd gets behind Zoe as she starts throwing big rights at Creed until his back is against the ropes. Creed holds his arms up to block some of the impact from Zoe's big right hands. Right as Zoe pulls back to attempt to clothesline Creed out of the ring, Creed sends a boot right to Zoe's midsection! She hunches over in pain, surprised by the sudden attack from Creed. He suddenly charges off of the ropes and lands a big boot right across Zoe's jaw!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe was getting in some big right hands there, Steve! But then Creed comes out of nowhere with some offense of his own!
Steve White: He started off by nearly beheading Matt Daniels. Now he nearly did the same to Zoe with that big boot, Chuck!
Creed lifts Zoe up to her feet, but immediately stuffs hear head in between his legs. He does a quick throat cut motion with his hand before he lifts her up over his right shoulder. He then repositions her so that he lifts her up over his head by her arms, looking for the Crucifix Powerbomb! However, Zoe manages to slip out of his grasp! Creed is shocked, but quickly turns to face Zoe only to receive a kick to the gut! She lifts him up and quickly slams him down with a sitout suplex slam!
Steve White: Burst on the Horizon to Creed!
Chuck Thompson: And then she rolls over and locks on Kinetic Energy onto Daniels! Zoe's going to win this one, Steve! Maybe I'll finally ask her out for coffee if she wins right here!
Zoe wrenches back on her submission on Daniels who had just started to come to after Creed laid him out! The crowd is going nuts as it looks like Daniels is about to tap out! Suddenly, Creed brings a boot down right onto Zoe's head to break the hold! Zoe rolls over in pain as Creed repeatedly starts stomping on Zoe's midsection. Zoe rolls away in pain, leaving Creed to drop in and lock in Creed seems like this match has already gone on longer than he wanted it to as he reaches down and locks in his own Arm-Trap Triangle Choke! Daniels is again about to tap out before Zoe leaps over and slaps Creed right across the face!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe returning the favor to Creed, as he had his own version of Kinetic Energy locked in now. But, Zoe...no. You shouldn't slap a man like Creed in the face!
Creed climbs to his feet, looking down at Zoe who has climbed back up to her knees. Creed reaches into his pocket right as Zoe jumps up and runs right at him. Next thing you know, Creed smacks Zoe across the jaw with a big right fist of his own!
Steve White: Creed's got brass knuckles, Chuck! Damn it, he just laid her out with those brass knuckles!
Chuck Thompson: That son of a bitch, Steve! I was finally going to ask Zoe out! Damn it!
Creed looks over at Zoe, who is somehow again starting to climb up to her feet. Creed launches at her, jumping up and then smashing Zoe's head into the mat with a big Curb Stomp! Zoe luckily rolls out of the ring since this happened near the ropes. Creed hits the mat in anger once he notices this. He has a look on his face that shows that this has gone on longer than he had expected it to. As soon as Creed climbs to his feet, he gets clubbed in the back by Daniels! Daniels explodes at Creed with lefts and rights! The crowd is going nuts, getting behind the debuting superstar as he runs and bounces off the ropes! He comes flying back at Creed looking for the Frozen Superkick! Creed ducks under it! Daniels is shocked as Creed charges off the ropes now! Daniels turns around just to eat another huge lariat from Creed!
Steve White: CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!! He might have just killed Matt Daniels right there!!!!!!
Daniels goes down hard, doing a flip from the impact of the lariat! Creed easily rolls his body over with his foot before placing it on his chest for the cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner of the match...Conner Creed!
Creed keeps his foot on Daniels' chest as he raises his right fist in the air in victory as his music blares throughout the arena. He looks down at the carnage he had done and laughs as we fade to a commercial.
We come into the backstage area where Xander Pierce is sitting against a production crate looking depressed and trying to recover after his match. Xander quickly sits up as Kevin Hunter walks over and smirks with both titles on his shoulders.
Kevin Hunter: Aww… What’s wrong? Xander lost AGAIN? Haha – pathetic…
Xander Pierce: Hey, Kev… You better watch your mouth. I don’t see any other contenders besides myself for that EHWF title you’ve got there and I’d love to kick your bitch ass and take it from you this time.
Kevin Hunter: Heh… I doubt it… As far as I’m concerned, draw or no draw you were still UNABLE to defeat me so you, just like everyone else are NOTHING! I have no contender and I brought this up to management a while ago and it looks like they’ve chosen to side with me and go with an idea I had.
Xander Pierce: What? Are you serious?
Kevin Hunter: You’re damn right... Why should I defend my title against you or anyone else, especially when they’ve proven none of them can beat me… Besides, I have another title that needs defending anyway…
Xander Pierce: That’s bullshit, Last Rites is the last PPV of 2016… You’re a damn coward Hunter
Hunter smirks.
Kevin Hunter: Don’t be like that... The idea I brought up to management was a group of potential contenders vs. a group representing me. The winning group will compete for MY EHWF Championship… Good news buddy is that I put you forward as captain…
Xander Pierce: That was stupid of you. You know, eventually I’m going to defeat you right…
Kevin Hunter: The bad news is, I already have a team picked out to represent me and with most of EHWF already booked or on LOA – you’ll have to find your own partners... That’ll be hard since you don’t have any friends… So I guess you’ll just have to get your ass beat next week…
Just then, Chris Dunn walks around the corner and stands with Xander! The fans watching on the tron go wild and Hunter backs up a bit, seeing a new relationship between the two.
Chris Dunn: No friends? I wouldn’t go that far Hunter… Besides, the chance to go on and have a shot at winning the EHWF Championship just for winning a tag team match sounds great!
Hunter looks a little annoyed and backs off as the fans are going wild.
Xander Pierce: That does sound like a good opportunity Chris… An opportunity I bet Hunter thought he could keep from everyone else by screwing me over somehow next week…
Chris Dunn: How sad… Hunter, if you want… We’ll fight you…
The fans go wild! Hunter looks around and shakes his head then grunts in anger and leaves the area. Dunn and Pierce look at each other and laugh as we fade out.
We come back and Patricia Downs is back in the ring.
Patricia Downs: This following match is an intergender match and it’s for the Showtime Championship!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN BLADE!
Trumpets hit and the fans go wild with boos as Blade runs out and salutes for some reason. Blade dances around and sprints down to the ring, sliding in and dancing around as he gets booed.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… John Blade!
The lights dim, and red streaks flash, as the sound of a strumming guitar and drums play over the sound system. Jade appears on top of the ramp wearing her traditional black wrestling boots, jean shorts, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, as the song picks up its tempo, and the lyrics are heard over the speakers.
You know I'd like to meet you there
And you know I won't be late
That's where she wants to go
And I've been wait-ing all this while
To see to my ba-by smile
a-long some o-pen road
She starts to progress down the ramp, just gazing ahead of her at the ring, determination across her face as she tunes out the shouting of the crowd.
And there's noth-ing I can say
to make this feel-ing change
and that's where she'll lay
And you know I'm at the tow
of the whip-ping post
and that's where she's gon-na lay me
She then makes her way up the steel steps and quickly gets into the ring between the top and middle rope. She flips her brown hair back out of her face, as she walks around the ring, and gazes out into the crowd, her jaded eyes gleaming in concentration. She takes off her leather jacket, and throws it out of the ring, and a staff member takes it and puts it out of the way.
'Cause she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
'Yeah she's a mean bitch baby
got my big fix baby
now take it off baby
now take it off
The music slowly fades out, as she waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… The Showtime Champion… Jade!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Jade (c) vs. John Blade
The bell rings and they circle each other for a quick moment. They go to lock up but Jade moves behind John Blade and wraps his arm up in a hold. John Blade struggles for a moment before getting out of the hold and tossing Jade in the corner. John Blade goes for a corner clothesline but Jade jumps up and boots John Blade in the mouth! Jade runs up and gets John Blade into a headlock. John Blade gets out of the hold and whips Jade against the ropes. She bounces back and hits John Blade with a flying forearm!
Steve White: Great start so far! Jade really applying pressure to John Blade but it looks like John Blade is refusing to stay down. Blade desperately needs this win but Jade is riding high with momentum!
Chuck Thompson: She has the talent, we’re seeing that right now! She’s taken out some big names and won some titles in just a short time and if she can take out John Blade tonight then I don’t know who can beat her!
Jade springs up and dropkicks John Blade in the chest! She spins around; landing back on her feet then springs off of the ropes, hitting John Blade with a corkscrew moonsault on the mat! John Blade springs up in pain and pushes Jade off of him. She boots him in the gut and goes for a DDT but he twists her arm around and takes her down with a big clothesline! John Blade takes a moment to recover but it costs him as he reaches down to pick Jade up she kicks him in the head then springs up to her feet, hitting him with a big dropkick! John Blade doesn’t have time to react as Jade hits him with an overcastle then covers him!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Oh a kick out at 2! Jade is on fire tonight. She’s really fighting this match tough Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: She’s doing great. She’s put away anyone who has stepped up for that Showtime title including Blade but Blade gets another chance tonight! It might be his last chance!
Jade picks John Blade up. She elbows him in the face and he falls into the corner. She runs at him but he moves and she slams into the corner. John Blade takes advantage and scoops her up, planting her down on the mat. John Blade comes over and drops a big elbow, covering her in the process…
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KICK OUT!
Jade kicks out. John Blade picks her up and knees her in the midsection then whips her against the ropes. She bounces back and when she comes back she hits John Blade with a massive head scissor takedown! The fans cheer as John Blade is planted face first into the mat!
Steve White: Wow! Did you see that one Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: That was an amazing move. Jade is very athletic but John Blade won’t go down that easy. She needs to hit him where it hurts and finish him off with a big move!
Jade grabs a groggy John Blade but he punches her in the midsection then grabs her by the hair and tosses her to the ground. Jade tries to get up but is booted in the side! John Blade picks her up and goes for a scoopslam but she slides off of his back and hits him with a dropkick! John Blade goes down and Jade bounces off of the ropes. She comes back but is hit with a diving shoulder block from John Blade!
Steve White: Damn! Blade out of nowhere! John Blade is still in this one!
Chuck Thompson: Jade is down and John Blade is hurt. This one was purely going Jade’s way but Blade still hasn’t given up yet...
John Blade picks her up and knees her straight in the gut! Jade with her last strength swings a punch but John Blade blocks it. John Blade swings one but Jade blocks it. John Blade pushes Jade back and goes for a spinning heel kick but she ducks this time. John Blade faces her again and swings a flurry of punches but Jade bobs and weaves, dodging them all. She then comes around and hits John Blade with a roundhouse right in the head! John Blade falls to the mat and the fans cheer as Jade covers him.
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NO!
Chuck Thompson: No!? NO!?
John Blade reverses it into the STFU! The fans go nuts but Jade gets out of it! Blade knocks her down with a big running shoulder block! Blade then gets up and stands over Jade, gesturing to her that she can’t see him by waving his hand in front of his face! He bounces off of the ring and drives his five knuckles on her head in a shuffling punch motion after he dusts his shoulder! Jade is groggy but Blade picks her up! The fans can’t believe it! He hoists her up and hits her with the Bladatude Adjustment! The fans go nuts and he covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And the NEW Showtime Champion… John Blade!
Blade loses his shit and the fans do as well! Jade can’t believe it! Blade starts running around the ring with the title belt celebrating!
Chuck Thompson: No!? How the fuck did Blade do it! I can’t believe it! NEW Champion!
Blade keeps celebrating as Jade can’t believe it. We fade out to a Last Rites hype video.
The scene comes back from the hype video with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand once again.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a champion vs. champion match and it is set for one fall!
The lights dim down and gray spotlight lights begin highlighting throughout the arena. As the spotlight continues to wave across over the crowd, smoke start to rise up from the top of the entrance ramp when two figures begin to make their ways out from the entrance curtains. Before their faces become visible, “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed hits over the PA system and the fans erupt with cheers.
He steps out from the smoke with his arms extended outward and his head looking up at the top of the ramp. He has his eyes close as his wife walks out beside him. She is clapping as she cocks her head up. Jason Phoenix is wearing a pair of silver wrestling tights with black lettering that reads, “Phoenix” down the right leg. He has a black and silver cape tied by a string around his neck. Morgan Alvertez has a short black strapless dress with a pair of clear stiletto heels. She begins strutting down the ring after her husband as fans hang over the barricade trying to touch the Living Legend. He remains fixated on the ring as he’s glaring down at it. He makes his way to the ring apron as Morgan Alvertez struts over to the steel stairs. As she makes her way to the ring apron, Jason Phoenix walks along to the front of the ring. She ducks down under the second rope entering the ring as her husband pulls himself on the apron, and turning toward his adoring fans. She struts over to him as she reaches her hands over to the string of his cape. He unties it as the cape falls to the ring apron and he starts screaming in tongues. Morgan Alvertez walks over to the far corner and leans her elbow on the top turnbuckle as she smirks over at her husband. He turns sideways and steps over the second rope. Once inside the ring, he walks to the opposing corner and climbs on the second rope. He opens his arms up and starts to yell, “The Era of the Phoenix is here!” He looks up at the ramp when his theme slowly fades and the lights flicker back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Jason Phoenix!
Kevin Hunter comes out to boos as he hold his title belts up and makes his way down the ramp, ignoring the garbage thrown at him. Hunter gets inside the ring and waits for the bell to sound.
Steve White: Here he is Chuck, the Champion!
Patricia Downs: And next his opponent… The EHWF and Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
Chuck Thompson: Jason Phoenix has proved so many competitors wrong and has come up against some tough challenges. Can he defeat the champ here tonight?
Phoenix and Hunter look at each other from separate sides of the ring as and the ref calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Jason Phoenix vs. Kevin Hunter
The bell rings and the match starts. Hunter and Phoenix instantly swarm on each other and meet in the center of the ring trading hard lefts and rights for a while. The crowd loves the energy as Phoenix knees Hunter in the gut and tosses him in the corner. Phoenix runs up to Hunter but Hunter jumps up and Phoenix runs right into Hunter's boots. Phoenix stumbles back and Hunter gets Phoenix into a headlock as the crowd give a mixed reaction. Hunter applies pressure and Phoenix can't get out of it. Phoenix finds some salvation by elbowing Hunter in the ribs but Hunter counters it quickly and hits Phoenix with a bulldog.
Steve White: Nice contest by both men! Hunter needs this but so does Phoenix!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is looking good so far. There is a chance he might be able to knock off a champion here tonight and go to Last Rites with a clear head!
Phoenix gets up and locks up with Hunter. Hunter boots Phoenix in the gut and goes for another headlock but Phoenix pushes him off. Hunter swings at Phoenix but Phoenix blocks it and headbutts Hunter. Hunter staggers around and Phoenix dropkicks Hunter in the chest knocking him down to the mat. Hunter jumps back up and locks up with Phoenix. Phoenix hits Hunter with an uppercut and Hunter hits the ropes. Phoenix runs at Hunter but Hunter drops down and takes Phoenix's leg out. Phoenix goes to get back up but Hunter is on him quick, locking Phoenix in an armbar. Phoenix struggles around for a moment but gets out of it. When Phoenix gets up and turns around Hunter takes Phoenix down with a sidekick to the head! The fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Kevin Hunter still hanging onto control in this match. Can he maintain this and win or will Phoenix pull a big upset here tonight?
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter has experience and being the world champ on his side Steve!
Steve White: I know Chuck. We've seen the rivalry between Phoenix and Hunter before and Hunter came out on top but Phoenix has grown in confidence now!
Hunter goes on and stomps Phoenix on the mat for a while. Phoenix rolls up to his feet but Hunter grabs him and tries to get him up for a suplex. Phoenix drops down and pushes Hunter into the turnbuckle. Hunter turns around and Phoenix goes onto hit hard left and right hands on Hunter's body and face. Phoenix then takes Hunter down and starts a ground and pound on Hunter.
Steve White: Wow, Phoenix out of nowhere hits big right hands on Hunter. Kevin is getting beaten up right now!
Chuck Thompson: Both men actually having ups and downs and fighting equally in this even contest!
Hunter is hurt on the mat and Phoenix picks him up. Phoenix then scoops Hunter up and slams him back down to the mat. The fans are cheering and Phoenix gestures to the crowd to try and keep them going. Hunter struggles up to his feet. Phoenix knees Hunter in the gut sending him back down to his knees. Phoenix bounces off the ropes and runs at Hunter but Hunter quickly springs up and drives his shoulder into Phoenix's gut. Phoenix goes down on his knees and Kevin jabs him in the eye then boots him in the head, knocking Phoenix down to the mat.
Steve White: Kevin Hunter doing whatever it takes to get back on top. Phoenix got the jab in the eye then the massive boot in the face. Now Hunter has to capitalize.
Chuck Thompson: Phoenix has been in the position many times before but this match will only end with him losing if he lets Hunter get those type of openings!
Phoenix is hurt on the mat and the ref checks on him. Kevin Hunter looks exhausted and moves to the corner while the ref is distracted. Hunter goes and tries to remove the turnbuckle pad cover from the corner to expose the steel. The ref runs over and stops Hunter from taking the pad off. Hunter argues with the ref then looks over the ropes. Phoenix has had time to recover and gets Hunter into an abdominal stretch from behind. The crowd cheers.
Steve White: Oh my god! Phoenix out of nowhere with the submission move while Hunter was distracted. This could be it.
Chuck Thompson: Fast action in this match right here I'm liking it! I think the Hardcore Champ is going to cause an upset right here right now!
Hunter is able to slip out of the abdominal stretch and lock Phoenix in an arm hold. Phoenix doesn't get out of it so easily and struggles for a moment. Phoenix then elbows Hunter in the head and face for a while before Hunter lets go. When Hunter turns around Phoenix boots Hunter in the gut and goes for a piledriver but Hunter reverses it, flips Phoenix onto his back and locks in the sharpshooter!
Steve White: Kevin Hunter locks in the submission hold! It could all be over! Phoenix is in deep trouble now!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter! Can he do it?! He wants to send a message to Xander right now!
Phoenix struggles on the mat yelling in pain in the hols as the crowd goes wild. Phoenix struggles looking like he's about to tap but he is able to struggle to the bottom rope. The ref comes over and calls rope break but Hunter keeps the hold going until the ref counts to 3. Hunter releases the hold and Phoenix lie struggling on the apron and bottom rope. Hunter wipes sweat away from his face and looks angry. Hunter runs up and bounces off the ropes. He runs back looking to slide a dropkick on a downed Phoenix but Phoenix quickly rolls out of the way.
Chuck Thompson: If Phoenix wants to retain he will have to focus purely on Hunter now and less on himself and recovering.
Hunter gets up and Phoenix turns around. Both men lock up again. Phoenix hits Hunter with a European uppercut. Hunter stumbles around for a moment. Hunter then boots Phoenix in the gut and whips him into the ropes. Phoenix bounces back and Hunter goes for a clothesline but Phoenix ducks it. Phoenix bounces off the ropes again and comes back, hitting Hunter with a flying forearm. Both men crash to the mat and Phoenix gets up as the crowd cheers. Hunter gets up and stubbles in pain as Phoenix acts quickly and grabs him, hitting an inverted atomic drop on Hunter. Hunter falls down to the mat and Phoenix locks Hunter into an STF! The crowd cheers wildly!
Steve White: Phoenix! He turns the tables with a submission of his own! Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter is in pain. Will Phoenix win? Can he pull this one off?!
Hunter gets out of the hold, gets up and knees Phoenix in the gut. Hunter is in control and lines Phoenix up. Hunter bounces off of the ropes and goes for the Killer Effect but Phoenix ducks, turns him around and hits Hunter with the Death Sentence! Phoenix covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Jason Phoenix!
Phoenix gets up and holds his title belt high as Hunter rolls out of the ring and recovers then loses it on the outside! Hunter goes to get back in the ring but he turns around and sees Xander and Dunn at the stage. Hunter is furious and they laugh.
Steve White: Phoenix does it! What a match! Hunter not looking too happy though as Xander and Dunn come out to rub it in!
Hunter shakes his head as we fade out at Jason celebrating in the ring.
As the scene opens up in the backstage area, Lisa Caliber is seen walking through the hallway area with a microphone at her side. As she’s walking downward, Christian Taylor, followed by his partner Mike Smith, and wife Crystal Taylor walks out of their privately designed dressing room. He notices Lisa as he starts to jog down toward her. He’s wearing a pair of black windbreaker pants with white pin strips down the sides, and his left pant leg has been pulled up to about his knee. He has a pair of black and white athletic shoes on by Adidas and completely shirtless. He calls out for Lisa…
Christian Taylor: “Yo toots!”
As he raises his hand and gets closer to her, she stops and very puzzled turn around to see Christian almost to her. She cocks her head to the side.
Christian Taylor: “I have a question babe!”
As Christian makes his way to her, finally, Mike Smith and Crystal join him as they crowd around Lisa.
Lisa Caliber: “How can I help you, Mr. Taylor?”
She asks politely.
He holds his title up and points to it.
Christian Taylor: “Am I not one-half of the Challenge Champions!?”
She nods and looks at the title.
Christian Taylor: “Then how in the world am I and Big Mike not in the main event? If anybody deserves a shot at the Tag Team Championships… it’s the hottest freaking tag team in professional wrestling, bay-be!?”
Lisa shrugs as she goes to speak, but rudely interrupting her and snatching the microphone out her hand is Crystal.
Crystal Taylor: “Save your pitiful words for somebody who cares, kay bitch? I have a newsflash for you! My man and Big Mike are in line for the next shot at the title because as history HAS shown, they defeated the FORMER tag team champions before they soooo undeservingly got their shot. Then what happened? They forfeited the titles because they couldn’t have a little competition!”
She rolls her eyes and when she snaps her fingers, forcing Lisa to stagger back nervous. Christian leans over the microphone as he talks in. Meanwhile, Mike Smith is just posted behind them with his arms folded across his chest.
Christian Taylor: “Yeah, and what’s up with the teams that are competing for the belts THIS week!? I mean, REALLY!? REALLY!? Is that what this company has resort to? Three nobody tag teams without an OUNCE of talent among the six of them!?”
He slides his hand through the back of his wife’s hair.
Christian Taylor: “I should take this up with the man in charge, but guess what? He knows he left the hottest shit out! He’s the one who gave four losers and a parrot the opportunity to FAIL!” Now, ain’t that some shit!? You can bet your sweet ass we will be making an appearance in that main event and we just might crash the party because it’s no party, if Beauty and the Beast ain’t there!”
Crystal perches her hand on her hip and purses her lips together.
Crystal Taylor: “And when we come through, every team is going to feel SOMETHING, but I guarantee it’s not going to look as GOOD as the Taylor’s honey bunchies! So get ready for a GGGGGOOOORRRRRGGGGGEEEEOOOOUUUUSSSS REVOLUTION because we are bringing it…”
As Christian grabs his crotch and thrusts it forward.
Christian Taylor: “And packing the mother fucking heat! Step aside and watch how Mister International and Mister Main Event gets the job done! Watch out… BITCCCCHHHHEEEESSS!!”
Crystal slouches over and licks her lips seductively.
Crystal Taylor: “The ending is going to be OOOHHHHH SSSOOOOO GGGGOOORRRRGGGGEEEOOOUUUUSSSSS!!”
She blows a kiss as she pushes the microphone into Lisa’s chest. She pats her on the head and walks off with her husband. Christian is rubbing his abs and tosses the title over his shoulder. Mike Smith walks up and he leans down in the microphone.
Mike Smith: “They give me a headache.”
He mumbles as Lisa tries to hold in laughter. He walks off and follows the Taylor’s as the scene fades back out to ringside.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is a triple threat tag team match and it’s for the vacated Tag Team Championships!
Atmosphere by Clenchfist blasts through put the arena as Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out onto the stage he looks around and signals as pyro shoots out of the stage he then makes his way dowm the ramp looking around at the fans he then slides into the ring walks over and poses in the corner and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Rockin’ Lunatic!
The Warrior Project's “Warrior’s Song{Hard Core}” blast of out the PA System, as Everett comes rushing out onto the stage. He makes his way to the middle of the ramp, and throws his fists into the air. Then he stalks his way down to ringside, where he hops up onto the apron. He looks side to side with his cold eyes, and then climbs into the ring. He dashes around the squared circle, then comes to rest in the far corner
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Everett Aloni!
"Carnival Of Darkness" plays on the sound system. The lights go out. They come back on with Jace, Angus and Andre stood in the centre of the ring. They look around at the crowd menacingly as the carnival music hits full swing. Jace barks orders at Andre and Angus as they wait.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… CRAZE!
THE WACK IS BACK!
That was heard as "Got Yours" by Yellowcard began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as "Got Yours" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Mazzio!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Mazzio & Wilmer Patacky vs. CRAZE vs. Everett Aloni & Rockin Lunatic
The bell sounds and instantly Wilmer is all over Rockin’! Angus comes from behind but Wilmer picks up on him and spins a kick into his gut then tosses him in the corner! Rockin’ gets up and Wilmer with a big uppercut then tosses him onto Angus! The fans are going nuts! Wilmer backs off and takes both men down with a lariat each! Rockin’ gets up but Wilmer hoists him up and drives him into the corner! Wilmer is going to follow up but Angus hits Wilmer in the back and it gives Rockin’ enough time to dive to the corner and tag in Everett!
Steve White: Only one team can be the champions at the end of this one and Rockin’ gets the tag in to Everett Aloni to stay alive!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is kicking some real ass now though!
Angus takes out Wilmer’s leg! Everett comes in but Angus sidekicks her in the side! Angus rams Everett into the corner and then starts to hit him with big corner thrusts until Wilmer rips Angus out of the corner! Wilmer hoists Everett up and dumps him over his shoulder onto Angus! Both men are down and Wilmer springs off of the ropes and hits both men with a big moonsault! Wilmer wants to cover Aloni but Angus runs in and hits Wilmer in the back of the neck with a big forearm! Wilmer falls to his corner and Angus grabs him but Wilmer tags in Mazzio then spins a big kick into Angus’ gut!
Steve White: Wilmer tagging in Mazzio and now Angus is in real trouble!
Chuck Thompson: Look at the size of Mazzio! This guy is a giant! Angus is fucked here!
Wilmer holds Angus and Mazzio comes in and starts hitting him with massive boxing combos! Angus falls to the mat, coughing and spluttering! Mazzio picks Angus up and hoists him on his back then tosses him out of the ring! Angus hits the floor! The fans are going wild and Everett gets up! He faces Mazzio but shits himself and gets on his knees begging for mercy!
Steve White: The powerful Mazzio just annihilating the competition right now and Everett Aloni is on his knees BEGGING for mercy!
Chuck Thompson: Aloni and Rockin’ are complete faggots! Why are they in this match!? Why are they in EHWF!? Fuck off losers!
Mazzio grabs Aloni by the jaw and picks him up off of his feet as the fans go nuts! Mazzio squeezes Aloni’s head and cracks his jaw! The fans shrill at the sight and Aloni screams in pain and Mazzio plants him with a massive sideslam! The fans are going wild! Rockin’ comes in but Mazzio ducks him and Wilmer superkicks him from the apron! Rockin’ stumbles right into an Infinite Dismissal from Mazzio right onto Aloni! The fans are on their feet as Aloni is in agony and tries to escape the ring but Mazzio runs up and Iron Punches the fuck out of his head! Mazzio covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… and NEW Tag Team Champions… Mazzio and ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
Mazzio and Wilmer celebrate in the ring as they get the titles handed to them! Their music hits and the fans go nuts!
Steve White: New Tag Team Champs! What a dominant side these two are!
Chuck Thompson: A great match and some goo…
Suddenly as they celebrate, massive pyro hits and silence takes hold of the arena until the Monstimals theme hits and Raab, McPhearson and Losak come out and march down the ramp! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: The Monstimals!? What are they doing back?! The former champs are out here but I thought they were off for a while!
Chuck Thompson: They don’t look too happy! Here we go Steve!
They get in the ring and instantly start fighting with Mazzio and Wilmer as the fans go NUTS! Wilmer gets kicks and strikes in on Samuel but Samuel knocks Wilmer down! Mazzio and Raab start trading blows with Mazzio winning out but Samuel hits Mazzio from behind and they start to double team Mazzio!
Steve White: Monstimals are PISSED right now and they’re taking it out on the new champs!
Mazzio throws both Raab and Samuel off of him with great strength, sending them halfway across the ring! Wilmer gets up and spins a kick into Samuel when he gets up then takes him out with an Enziguri! Raab runs up and hits Wilmer with a running big boot to the head! Mazzio and Raab start trading blows! Raab even gets some good uppercuts in but Mazzio is just too powerful and starts to win out! Losak gets on the apron and whips Mazzio in the back with his belt! Mazzio turns around and Losak flees but it gives Raab enough time to hit Mazzio with a big boot! Wilmer runs up and takes Raabs leg out!
Chuck Thompson: It’s getting real right now!
Mazzio lifts Raab overhead and the fans go nuts! Mazzio hits Raab with Infinite Dismissal! Raab is downed on the mat and Mazzio helps Wilmer up in the corner! Mazzio then lines Raab up and explodes off for an Iron Punch when he gets up but Losak and Samuel both grab Raab’s legs from the apron and pull him out! The fans go wild and Mazzio and Wilmer look out at The Monstimals while they back up the ramp!
Steve White: The Monstimals sent the message that they’re not happy with the vacation of the titles and now they’re coming for Wilmazzio!
Chuck Thompson: The Monstimals were probably the most dominant duo in EHWF this year but Wilmazzio held their own and sent them on their way! What’s going to come of this?!
Raab and co back up the ramp and gesture to Wilmazzio. Wilmer and Mazzio stare them down in the ring as the fans cheer.
Steve White: It’s been an amazing night ladies and gents! Next week is Last Rites, the last main PPV for 2016! I can’t wait to see what goes down! We’ll see you then, good night and be safe!
We see the two teams look out at each other with intensity as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.