Post by EHWF Management on May 10, 2017 7:29:22 GMT -5
The scene opens up in front the office of the new general manager of EHWF Anarchy. The heavy metal door reads, “Anarchy GM: Joshua Samson, Esquire” in italic green font. Lisa Caliber stands off to the side of the office door; her blonde hair pulled back tightly, her freshly manicured nails drum in nervousness against the EHWF logo on the microphone she holds patiently in front of her. For the weeks that followed Michael Rissi’s news of the upcoming brand split every superstar, including Lisa, have been waiting on edge to find out which side of this momentous war they may end up on. The cameraman signals her that they are now recording as she lifts the mic to her red painted lips.
Lisa Caliber: A reported earlier nerves are at an all-time high here in EHWF as of late as the emanate Draft Day looms above many of the Extremists like a dark cloud. All day it has been a revolving door of faces here at newly crowned General Manager of Anarchy, Joshua Samson’s office. If at all possible I am going to attempt to get a moment of Mister Samson’s time for a quick interview.
Lisa lightly taps on the closed door and awaits a response. After a few seconds without a reply, the interviewer knocks again; this time a little more forceful. The voice of Samson can be heard from behind the door.
“If this is another motherfu---”
The door is forcefully pulled open to reveal the angered face of the Executive Representative of the Samson Family.
Joshua Samson: Oh, my bad….I didn’t know it was you, Ladybug. How can I help you?
Lisa audible sighs.
Lisa Caliber: It’s Lisa. Lisa Caliber, Mister Samson.
Joshua Samson: That’s what I said, Ladybug. If you’re here to debate about your name we’re going to have to do it another time. Now that I’m officially in charge of making EHWF great again, I’m a very, very business man.
Lisa Caliber: Well I’m actually here to see if you have any official words upon your new appointment as the new---
Joshua Samson: You know what, Ladybug, I do have some words but not the ones you’re expecting. I have an issue with the Masked German Goof….
Lisa Caliber: And by Masked German Goof you are referring to Lord Markus Raab?
Joshua Samson: The one and only, Ladybug and what have I told you about interrupting me? Anyway, how in the hell does that Masked German Goof get to pull himself from a match...a pay-per-view match at that...and Mikey Rissi allow it?! What gives the Masked German Goof the power to come and go as he pleases?! Months and months of promotional work thrown down the drain because Masked German Goof has some homoerotic brainfart to teaming with women. What in the Richard Simmons hell is that about?!
Lisa is about to speak but Samson puts his palm up to silence her.
Joshua Samson: I’m not done yet, Ladybug. To add insult to injury, the Masked German Goof has the audacity to insert his man lover Silent Sam into the match as his replacement. WHO THE HELL IS SILENT SAM?!
Lisa Caliber: I can only think that you are speaking of Samuel McPherson.
Joshua Samson: Yarrp!
Samson chuckles at his imitation of the autistic Samuel.
Lisa Caliber: I don’t think that’s funny, Mister Samson.
Joshua Samson: I do and that is all that matters. Listen I don’t really blame Masked German Goof in all this….no, this all goes back to the horrible executive job Mikey Rissi has been doing around here for the past few years. As the CEO he has a lot of things going on, so he should have been abstained from solely running the day-to-day operations.
The Executive Representative straightens the already straight knot of his expensive designer necktie.
Joshua Samson: But the Board of Directors have finally stepped in to right this wayward ship. So if Masked German Goof gets drafted to Anarchy...and if I have my way he will...I’m going to make sure that he is severely punished for no-showing a contracted match. Now if you’ll excuse me, Ladybug, I have some draft finalizing to do.
Samson steps back into his office and slams the door with a resounding thud. Lisa shakes her head before giving her attention back to the camera.
Lisa Caliber: Well lets start the night... Over to you guys, Steve and Chuck!
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of Come At Me Bro, "Heatstroke” by Calvin Harris, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the world, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Come At Me Bro… Draft Day! That’s right EHWF is having a Draft and is splitting into 2 shows – EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem and EHWF Saturday Night Anarchy! Michael Rissi claims that his hand was forced by multiple people including the man who was voted Anarchy’s new GM, Joshua Samson! Tonight Michael Rissi and Joshua Samson draft their own rosters as the smell of competition is in the air! And while this amazing draft is going on, we’ve got an action packed night of matches planned! Tonight, the match everyone has been waiting for and everyone has wanted to see… Aubree Celeste defends her EHWF Championship against Blaise! I can’t wait!
Chuck Thompson: That one should be good! I can’t wait to see Aubree and Blaise in action! Such and intense rivalry and two amazing competitors fight it out for the biggest prize in professional wrestling! I have no idea who is getting drafted to where or what’s happening but I do know that the Hardcore Championship is on the line once more as Matheson defends his newly acquired title in a rematch to his biggest rival right now, Brooklyn in a ruthless Tables, Ladders and Chairs contest! This one is gonna be brutal and I bet both men don’t want to end it here, I bet they’re hoping to be drafted on the same brand together because these guys want to kill each other!
Steve White: Don’t forget perhaps one of the most exciting rivalries in EHWF at the moment that has been building for months now – Joanna Rissi and Misty Vega isn’t over! These two will team up tonight as the Tag Team Champions take on the Challenge Champions in a massive champions vs. champions event! Can they co-exist just for this match so they can win or will De Or and Williams take advantage of this rocky teaming and defeat them!?
Chuck Thompson: Then… Bad Blood runs rampart once again as The Misfit and Brandon Bash are forced to team together against old rival Bill Ryder and the man who returned to EHWF and took both Misfit and Bash out and made claim to the Bad Blood Championship – “The Rage” Eric Smith! Who does Smith want to take out more – Bash or Misfit? Who wants to take out Smith more - Bash or Misfit? What will Bill Ryder do on this one – back up his partner or betray him? Don’t miss it!
Steve White: Well let's stop talking and start the night! I'm pumped for some major action here, Chuck! Who knows what tonight is going to show us and who knows who’s going to end up on Mayhem and who’ll be on Anarchy!
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic!
Patricia Downs points up towards the stage where the Mayhem and Anarchy logos appear on the tron. We pan down and see that there are two podiums set up on either side of the stage, one for Mayhem and the other for Anarchy.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you and welcome to the EHWF Draft! Please now welcome – your Representatives of each brand to draft the first draft picks tonight… Michael Rissi and Joshua Samson!
The fans go nuts as the theme for Come At Me Bro hits and Joshua Samson comes out with The Mongrel! The fans boo him but he drinks it all in as he makes his way to his podium! Followed soon after is Michael Rissi and the fans go NUTS! Rissi gets to his podium and they wait for the fans to quiet down.
Patricia Downs: Gentlemen, thank you for being here tonight… As you both know Mayhem has the rights to the first draft pick of 2017 therefore Michael Rissi will draft first. After that you two will draft your entire rosters with the rest of your picks until there are no more competitors or agents left to draft… good luck!
Joshua Samson: Mikey… I hope your realise that no matter who you draft to your brand first, it’s not going to make a difference… see, I know the EHWF Title is right there but my managerial skills and my mindset are bigger than the flash and the hype you rely on to create an audience.
Steve White: The first picks are going to be right now!
Chuck Thompson: Joshua Samson trying to get to Michael Rissi there, perhaps because anything and everything is up for grabs and Rissi has first choice…
Steve White: Why would Samson care? He’s going to choose his friend Bill Ryder first anyway…
Rissi laughs as he looks out at Samson and The Mongrel across the stage at their podium.
Michael Rissi: You can think what you want Samson but the bottom line is – you’re just a two bit indy nothing with a big mouth and small balls! You think you got it all figured out with your little crew? Well good luck trying to draft them all to your brand and sacrificing on real talent in the process.
Samson goes to speak but Rissi cuts in again.
Michael Rissi: Me on the other hand? I’m drafting for the strongest possible roster… I have no allegiances or teams I have weighing me and my show down… I’m simply picking the best of the best while you’re going to waste your picks on a bunch of average talent… That all being said… The number one draft pick of 2017 and the FIRST member of Mayhem is…
Samson smirks as everyone gets to their feet!
Michael Rissi: BLAISE!!
The fans look confused but then go NUTS with cheers! They get so loud the arena fills with elation from the crowd as Blaise’s music hits and she comes out onto the stage!
Steve White: WHAT?! WAIT WHAT!?
Chuck Thompson: BLAISE? Blaise is the first draft pick? Not the EHWF Champion Aubree Celeste!? Why!? What’s Rissi thinking?
Samson looks shocked and starts instantly discussing with The Mongrel. Blaise comes over and smirks as she looks left to right then comes over as Rissi steps down from the podium for her.
Blaise: Well… I know I was expecting me to be the NUMBER ONE pick but I bet all of you weren’t… It just goes to show, I really am that good – I’m just thankful that I’m going to remain on the dominant Mayhem show and am not going to be forced to work with a pathetic little worm like Samson over there… but lets face it, no matter where I went, it would have been the most must see dominant show around…
The fans go nuts but Samson has heard enough!
Joshua Samson: You think you’re funny? You think I was going to draft you… HA! Get real… Both of you are about to learn real quick that Joshua Samson ESQ is going to win this draft and I’m going to have the superior show! Which is why my first draft pick is…
Steve White: Who!? Ryder right? Or Vega? No Ryder!
Joshua Samson: ELI SYKES!
Steve White: WHAT?! WAIT WHAT!?
Chuck Thompson: NO WAY!? Eli Sykes!? Really!? Is Eli Sykes even still around? Is he even still alive!?
The fans erupt in cheers at the unexpected result and get just as loud as they did for Blaise. Blaise has a massive smirk on her face as Rissi nods, caught off guard and impressed. Bill Ryder comes out thinking that he is the second pick! Ryder walks out on the stage with an Anarchy shirt and waves out to the fans.
Steve White: Ry-Ryder!? Ryder thinks it was him! Ryder thinks he was drafted…
Chuck Thompson: He’s got no idea! I think he was so ready for his best but Samson to pick him first that he’s just accepted it!
The Mongrel walks onto the stage and tries explaining to Ryder. Ryder doesn’t realise until the fans start laughing and Eli Sykes’ music hits! Ryder looks angry and walks up to Samson and the two start to argue! Samson tries to calm Ryder down but the fans go NUTS as Eli Sykes actually comes out onto the stage!
Steve White: ELI IS FUCKING HERE!!?
Chuck Thompson: Eli Sykes! Sykes is really here and still signed to EHWF! He’s Samson’s first pick for Anarchy! He’s tried to catch Rissi off guard and he’s trying to explain that to Ryder but Ryder was expecting something else!
Sykes looks around and the Mongrel ushers Ryder off stage trying to explain. Sykes and Ryder share an intense stare down for a moment before they pass each other and Ryder is guided behind the curtain. Sykes makes his way onto the podium while Samson claps.
Eli Sykes: I’m not here for you people… I’m not here for EHWF and I’m not here for this Samson guy… I’m here because I’m the logical choice… I am the longest reigning world champion ever… I am Eli Sykes and this asshole right next to me would be stupid not to choose me first for his show…
Eli looks over at a smirking Blaise and waves as the fans lose it!
Eli Sykes: I’m just sorry that I’m not going to be able to see you Blaisey, but don’t worry… I’m sure we’ll meet again sooner or later – and I’ll probably beat you again when we do.
Blaise: Oh Eli… You sure do know how to sweet talk don’t ya! Have fun on a show full of rejects run by pathetic weasel… number 2…
The fans get up after the back and forth insults and they go nuts! The two old rivals stare across from each other until Patricia interrupts again.
Patricia Downs: Guys… the first round of picks is over… We have a match to open now, if you wouldn’t mind?
The Come At Me Bro theme hits once more and Rissi and Blaise leave as Eli and Samson follow not long after. Patricia Downs comes up the steel steps and into the ring.
We see Patricia back in the ring with a mic ready to introduce the opening contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is a mixed tag team contest set for one fall!
Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace plays over the sound system as a large man walks out from the curtain and stands on top of the ramp, looking around with Henry standing behind him before he walks very slowly to ringside as he steps on the apron and goes over the top rope with his feet and goes to a corner to rest himself up on, looking at his opponent with intensity before the match starts.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Samuel McPherson!
With Mama Said Knock You Out playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around then if she is out on her own look at the entrance waiting for her opponents or if others are in the ring she looks on at them.
Patricia Downs: And next... His partner... Jessica Roberts!
The lights in the arena flash in hues of pale purple and blue as the beginning strains of “Dark Horse” by Our Last Night begins to make it’s way through the airwaves of the PA system. Once the main beat begins to play, Astrid Sedin makes her way out onto the stage with a confident swagger in her step as she walks to the top of the ramp. There she stops and spreads her legs apart as she uses both hands to fluff up her hair with a twisted smirk on her face. She remains there for a few moments as she absorbs all the energy before she began to make her way down the ramp. As she walks with that same confidence, she reaches out to slap the hands of a few ramp side fans but jerks her hand away at the very last minute and laughs before holding up her hand as she continues to make her way towards the ring.
Once she’s reached the bottom, she smirks and scowls at the ring before heading off to the right hand side still holding up her hand to ignore the fans. Astrid quickly hops up onto the ring apron and gets up to her feet. She looks out at the crowd as she bends her knees and quickly enters the ring through the bottom and middle ropes with a quick twirl around as before holding up her arms at shoulder height, shaking her head to each side once as she talks smack towards the crowd. She then stands off to the side and waits as she entrance music fades out.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents... First... Astrid Sedin
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big silhouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And next... Her partner... Mazzio!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Astrid instantly locks up with Roberts who uses her size and strength to overpower her and force Astrid in the corner! Roberts starts hitting Sedin with wild corner thrusts until the ref tells her enough. Roberts pulls Astrid out of the corner and hits her with a big snapmare in the center of the ring! Roberts grabs Sedin and locks her in a tough butterfly hold as she cries out in pain! Mazzio shouts for Sedin to fight it while Samuel claps on the apron.
Steve White: Lord Raab for some reason pulling out of this match late this week and I understand management aren’t happy about that but he has put forth his brother to be his substitute.
Chuck Thompson: Why does Raab think he can book himself now? Mazzio did make the point that perhaps Raab was scared of him… What do you think Steve?
Sedin stands up and gets out of the hold! She rakes Roberts face and gets out of her grasp then bounces off of the ropes! Sedin knocks Roberts down then drops a mean elbows! The fans get to their feet as the pace picks up! They get up and Sedin gets a few quick kicks and strikes in! She goes for another rebound move but Roberts takes her down with a big lariat! The fans are all on their feet! Roberts picks Sedin up but Sedin hits her in the face with a fist and breaks free! Sedin fires a boot but Roberts catches it! Sedin follows with an Enziguri and Roberts hits the corner! Roberts tags in Samuel who comes in the ring!
Steve White: Roberts doing an amazing job! A great new talent she is but she’s had to tag in Samuel and now here comes the monster ready to brutalise Astrid!
Chuck Thompson: Roberts did enough damage to her, Astrid needs to get out of there!
Sedin looks up and dashes at the massive Samuel but he stops her with his hand on her head and pushes her back down to the mat! Samuel jumps up and down and as Sedin gets back up he knocks her down with a big shoulder block! Sedin is in pain holding her side but Samuel grabs her by the hair! He headbutts the crap out of her head and sends her into the corner! Mazzio gets a blind tag on her as she stumbles out of the corner and drops to her knees! Samuel grabs her and laughs as he holds up is fist to pulverize her but Mazzio appears at great speed in front of him before impact and grabs his fist! Mazzio is the legal man and sends Samuel flying with a massive swat!
Steve White: Super Mazzio with a giant save and this guy just swats that huge monster Samuel away like nothing! That was incredible!
Chuck Thompson: The sheer size of Mazzio is impressive on it’s own but when you add in his strength, speed and ring genius makes him terrifying and when you add in the intensity and flair of Sedin, that makes for a hard team to beat!!
Samuel gets up in a rage and dashes at Mazzio but Mazzio side steps him and Samuel runs head first into the corner! Samuel shakes the cobwebs off and dashes up again but Mazzio dodges with superior speed and Samuel hits the opposing corner face first! Samuel loses it and starts yelling! He turns to Mazzio and swings but Mazzio blocks it and headbutts Samuel back into the corner to where Mazzio follows up with a big corner clothesline! The fans are all on their feet right now! Mazzio hoists Samuel up and tosses him around the ring, up and down like a sack of potatoes! Roberts calls for the tag but Samuel is in a bad position!
Steve White: Mazzio just dominating Samuel after Samuel was looking promising against Astrid. I say Lord Raab should have played this one out, we would have seen a decent match.
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio and Astrid with amazing offense. Samuel can’t keep up and Roberts wants the tag but Samuel won’t give it out!
Roberts wants the tag but Samuel refuses and shoves Mazzio away! Samuel gets up and hip and shoulders Mazzio into the corner hard! Samuel runs at Mazzio but Mazzio dashes out of the way and Samuel hits the corner hard! The fans are going nuts as a groggy Samuel turns around right into and open right hand, knocking him down! Roberts rages at Losak on the outside as Mazzio tags in Sedin! Sedin gets to the top of the rope and hits Flippin’ Out on Samuel then lies on him for the pin!
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3!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Mazzio and Astrid Sedin!
Steve White: Sedin and Mazzio do it!
Chuck Thompson: Convincing win, how do you think Lord Raab feels after watching this one?!
Mazzio helps Samuel up and sits him in the corner as Losak comes in. Losak is apprehensive of Mazzio but Mazzio doesn’t stick around and doesn’t stay to celebrate. Mazzio leaves and Losak tends to Samuel. Astrid takes it to celebrate to her music. She gets to the ropes and raises her arms to a mixed reaction.
Steve White: Mazzio helping Samuel up after that beating for some reason… Astrid now lef… WATCH OUT!!
Jessica Roberts storms the ring and hits Astrid in the back with a forearm and pulls her off of the ropes to the mat! Jessica picks Astrid up and bounces her head off of the corner! Jessica then follows from the ambush, tossing Astrid out of the ring and raising her arms!
Steve White: Jessica Roberts has tried to make a huge impact here in EHWF but being beaten by Astrid twice in a row must have gotten to her and she just took care of business!
Jessica raises her arms in the ring as Astrid rolls on the outside in pain. We fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage where Samson, The Mongrel and Bill Ryder are arguing.
Joshua Samson: Bill! You need to understand I had to do what was best for the show! Of course I personally value more than Eli Sykes but I needed something big and unexpected to draw in for Anarchy!
Bill Ryder: I was supposed to be the first pick for Anarchy. Eli Sykes hasn’t been here for over 6 months and he gets the overall #2 pick just like that… That was supposed to be my pick, my stock just fucking went down!
Samson looks over at a producer who gestures towards him. He nods and Bill goes to walk off but Samson grabs his arm.
Joshua Samson: Bill! Don’t be like that! This is a smart move! Trust me! Everything is going to work out. You’re my client and I’m going to look after you. This is a new chapter for Bill Ryder – the time you’ve been waiting for your whole career!
Bill Ryder: You bring Eli back into the picture and you don’t draft me first… I’m not happy Joshua…
Joshua Samson: Just stay right here! I don’t want you to worry about it…
Joshua Samson disappears behind the curtain again as we cut out back to the arena.
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic!
Patricia Downs points up towards the stage where the Mayhem and Anarchy logos appear on the tron. We pan down and see that there are two podiums still there on either side of the stage.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the second round draft picks where picks 3 and 4 will now be chosen!
Michael Rissi is already making his way to the podium. Joshua Samson follows as the Come At Me Bro theme fades out…
Steve White: Tonight has already been full of action and surprises… I’m not even going to try and guess who number 3 and 4 will be tonight…
Chuck Thompson: Blaise and Eli Sykes were drafted first… No one expected that. Everyone thought Aubree Celeste – The EHWF Champion would be first and Bill Ryder - Samson’s best friend would be second… Now everyone doesn’t know what to expect…
Joshua Samson: Well… it’s your turn.
Michael Rissi: I know it’s my turn… Honestly, I feel that if I didn’t choose the EHWF Champion then you should have – it would have given you the perfect opportunity to take advantage of my decision and get a leg up – you chose Eli Sykes instead and the genius of that is no one will know if that’s a smart move or a dumb move… regardless, you blew a big chance and as a result I will be drafting the EHWF Champion… Aubree Celeste!
The fans go wild! They get on their feet as Aubree comes out and makes her way to the podium. She doesn’t look too pleased but as she gets there, she holds he title up and shakes her head.
Aubree Celeste: I’m not the general manager of anything so I don’t make these decisions but I know and everyone knows that I’m the champion, I’m the best there is right now and I should have been drafted first… Michael Rissi, I don’t know what you were thinking but I guess I just have to prove to you and everyone else and embarrass you when I beat Blaise tonight and retain my title…
The fans go nuts but Samson rudely interrupts.
Joshua Samson: Yeah, yeah, yeah… Quiet down sugar. I didn’t want you or your title anyway so I guess both you and Mikey over there are wrong… I have something far better in mind… My next pick at pick number 4 will be… BILL RYDER!
Samson shouts it out with enthusiasm as Rissi smiles and Aubree rolls her eyes. The Mongrel comes out with Bill Ryder as his music hits! Samson over does it, clapping vigorously for him. Ryder doesn’t look pleased at first but he comes face to face with Samson. Mongrel smiles behind them as they end up hugging and the fans boo!
Steve White: Aubree, the EHWF Champion is number 3 and is going to ‘embarrass’ Rissi and prove everyone that she should have been number one by beating the number 1 pick, Blaise tonight with the title on the line she says… Can she do it.
Chuck Thompson: And Samson drafts Ryder this time… Ryder looking a little better but I still think he thinks his buddy should have drafted him first!
Bill Ryder: Everyone out there… The fans, the roster, Eli Sykes… Anarchy is MY show. This is destined to be my time and I finally have a platform that I can share with my FRIENDS here and rise to the top… where I belong… Where I should have been all along!
Aubree Celeste: If you should have been there all along then why don’t you have one of these? Why have you never had one?
Aubree holds the EHWF Championship up high and the fans cheer and laugh. Bill doesn’t look happy but Samson steps in.
Joshua Samson: We’ll see who’s laughing when Bill and I are killing you in the ratings!
The crowd goes wild as it gets heated!
Patricia Downs: Guys… the second round of picks is over… We have a match to get to next and then we can draft picks 5 and 6. Sound good?
The Come At Me Bro theme hits once more and Rissi and Aubree leave as Samson, Bill and Mongrel follow not long after. Patricia Downs comes up the steel steps and into the ring.
We see Patricia back in the ring with a mic ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a 6 man tag team match set for one fall!
Rocky and Colt come out on the right and left side beside Tum-Tum doing multiple handsprings and back handsprings down the aisle while Tum-Tum does cartwheels. Rocky and Colt both jump upon the apron Lesnar style and fling themselves in with front flips while Tum-Tum rolls into the and all three pose in various martial arts poses in the center of the ring together
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... The 3 Ninjas!
The opening sounds of Skillet's 'Not Gonna Die' hits the PA as smoke machines fill the entrance tunnel with smoke, and a bright light shines through it, illuminating a silhouette inside, walking out onto the stage. As the guitars set in, out of the smoke, dressed in his ring gear, a black leather trench coat, black gloves and sunglasses steps Austin Reynolds, who drops to a kneel, fist to the floor at the top of the ramp. As soon as the vocals start, he rises to his feet, arms spread wide.::
##Death surrounds
My heartbeat’s slowing down
I won’t take this world’s abuse
I won’t give up, I refuse!##
::Reynolds begins heading down the ramp, jawing at fans alongside the entrance way the whole way, occasionally cocking a hand back as if to backhand those he deems as having been too grabby.::
##This is how it feels when you’re bent and broken
This is how it feels when your dignity’s stolen
When everything you love is leaving
You hold on to what you believe in!##
::He stops in his tracks midway down the ramp, and raises a hand to point at the ring with a finger gun, smirking.::
##The last thing I heard was you whispering goodbye...
And then I heard you flat line!!!##
::He makes like he shoots the ring and breaks into a run to ringside, sliding under the bottom rope in full stride.::
##No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna stand and fight forever
(Don’t close your eyes)
No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna fight for us together
No, we’re not gonna die tonight!!!##
::He jumps onto the middle turnbuckle, looking out over the crowd, spreading his arms again, surveying the crowd, and running his mouth the whole time.::
##Break their hold
'Cause I won’t be controlled
They can’t keep their chains on me
When the truth has set me free
This is how it feels when you take your life back
This is how it feels when you finally fight back
When life pushes me I push harder
What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger!##
::He jumps back off of the turnbuckle, landing in a kneeling crouch of a pose like some kind of comic book character.::
##The last thing I heard was you whispering goodbye...
And then I heard you flat line!!!##
::He jumps back to his feet, shrugging off his coat to let it fall to the mat in one smooth motion.::
##No, not gonna die tonight
We’re gonna stand and fight forever
(Don’t close your eyes)
No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna fight for us together
No, we’re not gonna die tonight!##
::His theatrics apparently done, he drops back into the turnbuckle again, lounging back in it lazily, as he takes off his sunglasses and flicks them out of the ring flippantly
Patricia Downs: And next... Their opponents... First… Austin Reynolds!
Kevin Hunter comes out to boos. He walks down the ramp then gets in the ring. He looks around and does an arm raise or two before waiting for his match to start. Someone throws some garbage at him from the crowd.
Patricia Downs: And next his partner… Kevin Hunter!
State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally… their partner… the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
The world is eager to see Austin Reynolds debut as Creed and Hunter are on the apron not looking impressed. Steve and Chuck don’t see it even appropriate to remember the names of the 3 Ninjas as Ninja #1 starts off with Austin! They lock up and Austin instantly gets behind him and plants him on the mat! Austin is all over Ninja #1 with mat strikes and knees! They get up! Ninja #1 boots Austin in the gut then turns his arm around and tries to karate flip him but Austin gets out of it and presses him against the ropes! When he comes back Austin hits him with a big running scissor kick! He goes down and Austin covers!
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Austin picks Ninja #1 up and scoops him up then slams him upside down on the corner turnbuckle, hanging him up there! Austin then runs up and dropkicks him in the head! Ninja #1 falls down and Austin follows up with a spinning legdrop!
Steve White: This kid is good. There’s a reason why they called him up to the big time. Austin Reynolds can talk the talk and now it looks like he can walk the walk...
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, he loves himself that’s for sure… Can we get this over and done with… We all know 3 Ninjas is a joke, how the fuck did these assholes even get contracts. Assholes can’t even wrestle let alone come up with a gimmick…
Austin Reynolds does some theatrics as he picks up Ninja #1! He snaps a spinning kick into his gut but Ninja #1 grabs Austin and rams him into the corner! Ninja #1 tags to Ninja #2 and they give Austin a quick corner beating! Austin stumbles out of the corner and Ninja #2 grabs him and karate flips him on the mat! Austin snaps a kick into Ninja #2’s head quickly and gets up, dive tagging in Conner Creed! Ninja #2 gets up and does some karate stances but Creed runs up and hits him with Clothesline From Hell!
Steve White: Clothesline From Hell! Creed hits it instantly and that’s gotta be one of the most dangerous moves in the game today! These Ninjas are a fucking joke! Almost as pathetic as that Richard Dweck fuckbag!
Chuck Thompson: Creed looking proud of himself and Austin Reynolds has impressed. I think we know how this one is going to go. I only hope it happens quickly because I want to see the next draft picks!!
Creed isn’t fucking around. He wants to have some fun and he picks up the barely conscious Ninja #2! The Ninja punches him in the face but it’s a big mistake as Creed beats him down in the center of the ring! Lefts, rights, big jabs and haymakers! The Ninja is all bloody and Creed follows up with a massive sideslam! Ninja #2 gets up and groggily gets to the ropes but when he turns around he cops a big boot to the face. Creed shakes his head in disgust! He continues to bully the beaten Ninja, this time with a few big elbow drops that devastate him!
Steve White: What a beating! Creed is doing this purely for fun and Kevin Hunter is laughing his ass off on the apron! An easy win for these guys!
Chuck Thompson: Creed is gonna fucking kill this guys if they don’t get him out of there soon!
Creed grabs Ninja #2 and tosses him into the corner! Ninja #3 is forced to tag in! He runs in and Creed swings but Ninja #3 ducks him and chops Creed in the chest! Creed fires a right hand back and drops him! Creed yanks Ninja #3 up to he feet and hosts him up then slams him into the corner! Creed tags in Hunter and holds Ninja #3 up for him! Hunter runs in and clotheslines him right off of Creed as Creed slams him down! Ninja #3 is fucked up and Hunter stands over him as the fans go wild! Hunter starts wildly stomping out Ninja #3 as the other Ninja brothers are forced to watch!
Steve White: Hunter coming in now and really aggressively assaulting the 3rd Ninja! It’s been a hard hitting match but all in the favour of one team!
Chuck Thompson: Come on Hunter… End this already! Fuck these Ninja assholes!
Hunter hits Ninja #3 with a Euro Uppercut! He stumbles around as Hunter kicks his leg out! Hunter methodically stomps him out until he gets up out of desperation but walks right into another Euro Uppercut! The fans are going wild as Hunter rams him gut and back first into the corner! Creed slaps Ninja #3 in the back of the head from the corner and he stumbles back towards Hunter! Hunter hits yet another timed Euro Uppercut on Ninja #3! He hits the ropes and flails off right into Killer Effect! The fans go nuts as Hunter puts his boot on his chest!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners! The team of Austi…
Austin snatches the mic from Patricia Downs as the three men get in the ring to celebrate!
Austin Reynolds: Here are your winners… AUSTIN REYNOLDS and his two backup dancers! Yeah! Let’s hear it for them! Austin Reynolds and Co won this match!
The fans cheer as Austin starts wilding with the mic in the ring and Creed and Hunter don’t look happy or impressed.
Steve White: What the fuck is Austin Reynolds doing? This kid wanna get flattened before starting his career?
Austin Reynolds: Austin Reynolds… The new hottest commodity in EHWF and 2 other guys who tried to help him are the winners of this contest! YES!
Austin smirks at Creed and Hunter who approach him but Austin does the smart thing and rolls out of the ring. He makes his way back up the ramp with a smirk as Hunter and Creed look out at him. We fade out backstage.
We fade in backstage in Michael Rissi’s office. He’s going through some badass paperwork… There’s a knock on his door as a producer sticks his head in the door.
Producer: Rissi… Those 4 competitors that Rose signed while everyone was away are here too see you now…
Michael Rissi: Ah… Excellent, send them in now.
The fans go wild as they watch on the tron…
Steve White: Who is it!? Who is it!?
The fans reaction instantly drops to a mixed one as DGS, Madison Murdock and James Champ walk through the door into Rissi’s office. They all have smirks on and DGS holds his arms out.
Steve White: It’s the DGS crew!? They’re back!? This is who Rose signed!? WHY!? Why is there only three of them…
DGS: Hello again… Michael Rissi…
Michael Rissi: Hey... … Who are you guys?
The fans back in the arena laugh as DGS and his crew look at each other confused… Michael Rissi is just as confused as he studies the 3 in front of him.
DGS: I-It’s me… It’s DGS… David Smith… It’s US!?
Michael Rissi: I don’t think we’ve met before…
Madison Murdock: What!? How can you not remember… It’s us! US!
Michael Rissi: I… I have no idea who you people are… are you sure that we’ve ever met before? W-why are there are only 3 of you, I thought there were 4?
DGS: Well… Uh? See, there was a 4th member of The Smith Family but he’s a little busy right now and he’s tentative on the whole thing right now, but he might join us later…
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think this is going the way they thought it would…
The fans are giving off a mixed reaction as Rissi strokes his beard in confusion. DGS and the rest of the Smith Family stand in front of him, still with little expression.
Michael Rissi: Well… It’s good you meet you guys… I don’t know why they suspended Rose for hiring you guys, you seem like upstanding citizens to me…
DGS tries to get a word in but Rissi gets up and makes his way to the door.
Michael Rissi: Sorry… I gotta jet, I have to get my other draft pick in but it was cool meeting you guys… Let me know if there’s anything you can ever do for me…
DGS and Madison go to say something but the words can’t come out as the fans laugh back in the arena. Rissi leaves the room and makes his way down the hallway. They look up at Champ who shrugs… We fade out.
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic!
Patricia Downs points up towards the stage where the Mayhem and Anarchy logos appear on the tron. We pan down and see that there are two podiums still there on either side of the stage.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the next round draft picks!
Joshua Samson is already at his podium as Rissi follows from behind the curtain.
Steve White: Blaise and Aubree are drafted to Mayhem so far with Eli Sykes and Bill Ryder going to Anarchy!
Chuck Thompson: It’s been unexpected so I can’t even try and guess who’s next bro…
Joshua Samson: Well… it’s your call Mikey...
Michael Rissi: I know it’s my fucking call you dickmouth! Wasting your pick on the mediocre Bill Ryder just because he is your buttbuddy is going to cost you! I already have one champion on my roster and I’m about to have 2! That’s why I’m choosing – the man! I pick… Matheson and The Hardcore Championship!
The fans go wild as Matheson comes out! Samson shakes his head and Matheson makes his way to the Mayhem podium where he holds up his Hardcore Championship belt!
Chuck Thompson: Matheson gets drafted and Rissi gets another huge title to his brand but what if Matheson loses tonight? Better draft Brooklyn too!
Joshua Samson: You want me to bring in some gold? Fine then… My next pick and pick 6 overall is the Bad Blood Champion… The Misfit!
The Misfit’s music hits! He comes out and stands on the stage, raising the title up high above his head. The fans go nuts as Matheson and Misfit stare each other down intently!
Chuck Thompson: Samson gets a title on his brand finally! The Misfit comes over and brings the Bad Blood Championship with him!
The Misift and Matheson leave their podiums and make their way backstage again as Patricia Downs signals over to the two managers once more.
Patricia Downs: Gentlemen, thank you for those picks… To your next picks now if you will… Mr. Rissi?
Rissi waits for the fans to go nuts as the two champions leave the stage.
Michael Rissi: Thanks Patricia… This one took a bit of thought. Do I go for straight talent or try and get some titles? I realised I could do both with this draft pick so… That’s why my next pick for Mayhem will be… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
The fans get to their feet as Creed comes out with his title belt and makes his way to the podium. He looks out at the fans and raises his title while Rissi claps.
Steve White: Another HUGE pick for Mayhem! Creed just came from savagely beating in the heads of three rookies and he loved it… Rissi now gets ANOTHER huge title on Mayhem while Samson only has the Bad Blood title… I’d say Rissi is winning this draft right now…
Joshua Samson: I can’t say I haven’t admired you Creed, you’d be a great choice for my show even if you are a complete dick! Nevertheless, Creed may be one tough SOB with no respect for anyone… but my next pick makes Creed look like an ant! I can’t say I like him but I do need him on my show… My next pick… Mazzio!
The fans go nuts! Creed doesn’t look impressed as Mazzio comes out. Mazzio stands on the stage for a moment, he doesn’t look thrilled either as Samson zealously claps at the podium.
Steve White: Mazzio the next acquisition for Samson and while it’s a good choice, Samson yet again misses out on trying to grab another title… What is this guys plan?
Mazzio and Creed leave as Patricia Downs makes her way back into the ring with her mic.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a tag team contest set for one fall!
The crowd showed a mixed reaction the second 'Coming For The Throne' took over the sold out arena. Bill Ryder waited for the song to carry on for about twenty seconds before he decided to emerge from behind the black curtain. The former King of Bereavement slowly walked across the top of the stage, his eyes pointing directly towards the ring. The heavily bearded Ryder could be seen with a more intense image then his previous runs in EHWF. He stood at the top of the ramp while representing his vintage black and red attire that held his name and various logos. His attire matches perfectly, all the way from the black and red padded boots, to the Fox biker gloves that covered his hands. A black unzipped 'Bulletproof Born' hoodie stretched perfectly the skin of his impressive physique. He stood motionless for a few seconds, allowing himself to feed off the adrenaline from the live crowd.
(Audio)
Wake up, when you're burning inside
And everybody's gone & lost their faith in you
:: The methodical Ryder extended his right hand forward, lifting his thumb and pushing his index finger forward, forming a hand made gun signal with the use of his right hand. He then retreated his index finger from pointing towards the ring, to it now being pointed to the side of his head. He smirked, pulling the trigger and sending a violent chill throughout the arena. ::
:: He never once increased his pace towards the ring. He ignored the arrogant fans around him, as he slowly stepped past them as if they weren't there. He slowly walked up the steps, taking a few steps across the apron, before entering the ring. ::
(Audio)
Wake up, you better open your eyes Look around 'cause there's so much love to loose
:: He stepped to the center of the ring and looked out into the sea of fans who surrounded him. He then extended both hands forward, while displaying the same gun symbol now with both hands. He pointed both hands towards the crowd, who continued to show their disapproval for this new side of the man who once was viewed as one of their favorites. ::
:: He then lowered his hands down away from the crowd, but was now pointing both hands in the direction of the EHWF Showtime Championship that he still wore around his waist. He revealed a smile that preached a vile sickness towards those watching all around him. ::
(Audio)
(Whoa) Heavy is the heart of the one who walks alone (Whoa) Let 'em know that you're coming for the throne
:: Bang! ::
:: He then dropped down to both knees, as he lifted his head upward and towards the rafters above the ring. He stretched his arms outward, as if he was a man praying to be sacrificed to the God's above. He stayed like this for a few seconds before lowering his head, and sliding over towards the nearest corner where he would take a seat on the mat, and await for the pre-match ceremonies to begin. ::
(Audio)
I'm coming for the throne
Illa Isabella: Introducing First... Bill Ryder!
Abruptly the lights go out across the arena and it sends the crowed into a frenzy. Slowly the Image of the skull that blinks from being normal to x-rayed appears on the stage screen.
HAIL TO THE KING!
Avenged Sevenfolds Hail to the king blast over the pa system and Eric Smith burst out from behind the curtain dressed in black short trunks and knee pads. His hands are heavily taped. The fans erupt in anger and boos. He then thrust his arms out and into the air. Eric then walks to the center of the stage and crouches down on the stage. He abruptly jumps back up and roars like a mad man. And as his feet hit the ground piro explodes to his left and to his right turning the arena red. Eric then begins to make his way down the ramp . The Rage then walks to the ring steps and climbs his way to the turnbuckle and looks out over the crowed. Climbing into the ring he then awaits for opponent.
Illa Isabella: And next... His partner... Eric "The Rage" Smith!
The lights in the arena flicker off, as the opening to "Violence (Enough is Enough)" by A Day to Remember begins to play throughout the arena. It keeps building up as the crowd erupt with a mixture of boos and cheers, already knowing who's about to come out. The song really starts to break down, as Brandon Bash makes his way out onto the stage. Not in his usual suit and tie, he can be seen wearing his trademark wrestling shorts with a "BB" logo just under the waistline above his crotch with reapers on both sides of the logo. On the back of the shorts is a set of red eyes and a sharp set of teeth seen out of the outline of a mouth. Brandon looks around at the crowd, flashing a cocky smirk as he stops in the middle of the ramp. He brings his palms together, then bows his head slightly while closing his eyes. It seems as if he is saying a small prayer, before opening his eyes and flashing a small, sadistic grin across his lips. He makes his way down the ramp, ignoring all the jeers and insults from the crowd. He climbs up the steel steps, wiping his feet on the apron before climbing in through the middle rope. Brandon would then pace around the ring a bit, before stepping over to a random turnbuckle. He would once again flash his trademark sadistic grin, as he popped his knuckles, then his neck. "Violence (Enough is Enough)" began to fade away as he awaited for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And their opponents... First... Brandon Bash!
The Misfit’s music hits! The lights go dark and spotlights fill the area as the fans cheer. A tinge of red fills the strobe lights as Misfit is spotted in the crowd! The fans go nuts as he makes his way through the crowd and jumps the barricade. He gets in the ring and holds his Bad Blood Championship up to the opponents and his partner.
Illa Isabella: And next... His partner... The Bad Blood Champion... The Misfit!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Eric begins the match with Brandon The fans are cheering as they lock up and Eric gets a hard knee in on Brandon! Eric pulls Brandon back and whips him into the corner hard as Bill holds him! Eric runs up and hits Brandon with a big running clothesline! Brandon stumbles around as Eric lines him up and takes him down with a big running boot to the skull! The fans are going nuts as Eric looks around and Brandon tries to recover while holding his jaw! Eric grabs him by the back of the neck but Brandon elbows him in the midsection and rams him back first into the corner! Eric yells in pain and Brandon pulls Eric up and Bashplexes him down to the mat hard! The fans are on their feet as Eric gets up, holding his neck looking more pissed off than before!
Steve White: Eric Smith and Bash fighting a pretty even contest but Eric is way more intense right now and I think he hurt Bash pretty hard there! There is so much rage between these Bad Blood guys, it's not funny!!
Chuck Thompson: Eric Smith looking great, looking like he wrestled just yesterday! There is no ring rust on this guy, he is a hard hitting competitor that's for sure!
Bash locks up with Eric again! Eric too strong! Eric gets Bash in the corner and starts hitting him with corner thrusts before planting Bash with a monkey flip out of the corner! The fans are all on their feet! Bash gets up but Eric is freaking fast and runs a knee across Bash's face! Bash goes down, bleeding from the mouth and Eric lines him up but Bill reaches in and blind tags Eric! Eric isn't happy. Eric shoves Bill as he comes in the ring and Bill shoves back! There's nothing in it, Eric palms Bill away but they decide to keep it cool for the sake of the match and Bill comes in! Bill rushes in and starts stomping out a bleeding Bash! Bill bounces off of the ropes and goes for a big one but Bash hoists Bill up and plants him with a spinebuster! Both men are down and the fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Bill with those ruthless stomps to Bash but Bash made him pay! This one is hearing up right now!
Chuck Thompson: Bill with that blind tag on Eric into this one showing that no one is friends with anyone in this contest!
Bill and Brandon come in and Brandon gets a mean knee in on Bill! Bill fires back with a big elbow to the face of Brandon as he tries to grab him! Bill hits Brandon with a suplex then quickly follows up with another one! Bill picks Brandon up! Brandon gets Bill in a wristlock! Bill yells in pain but twists out of it! Brandon fires a lariat but Bill ducks it! Brandon turns around and Bill hits him with Ryde Of Your Life! The fans get to their feet! Brandon hits the corner and he's out of it! Misfit tags himself in and Bash falls to the canvas!
Steve White: Ryde Of Your Life! Bill hits it on Brandon and Brandon is out of it but Misfit tags in!
Chuck Thompson: You
would have thought Bill could have one it there but The Misfit thinks quick! Now here he comes! What a match!!
The Misfit runs in with a big smile on his face! He grabs Bill and hits him with a big belly to belly suplex! Bill gets up holding his neck! Misfit runs up and takes Bill down again, this time with a lariat! The Misfit points down at Bill then looks over at Eric. The Misfit starts to yell at Eric and Eric yells back as the two get into a heated arguement! Eric looks as if he's about to come in and Misfit is ready but Bill comes from behind and rolls Misfit up!
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Steve White: Bill tryna steal one there and trying to get one over The Misfit as Misfit is the one who took the Bad Blood Championship from Bill Ryder in the first place!
Chuck Thompson: Eric Smith making it known to Nick Phoenix right three that he's ready to scrap for that title at any time!!
Bill and Misfit get up and Bill hits Misfit with a knee to the gut then starts to pound him with big punches and forearms to the back and head! Misfit it hurt but won't go down! Misfit tosses Bill off of him! Bill goes to get up but Misfit runs a big boot into him! Bill scrambles up! He tags in Eric and rests in the corner! Eric jumps in and Misfit runs at him but Eric is quicker and hits Misfit with a massive running STO! Misfit is down and Eric gets up and yells over him as the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Eric Smith living up to his name THE RAGE! Taking down The Misfit! These guys have been through it all tonight but the hatred is too deep!!
Chuck Thompson: The teams are rocky but the victory had become integral to these men all of a sudden! What a rivalry!
Eric picks The Misfit up and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a big corner clothesline! Eric goes for another one but Misfit jumps up and Eric runs into his boot before Misfit comes out and hits Eric with a big swinging neckbreaker! The fans go nuts as The Misfit covers!
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Bill runs in with an axe handle to the back and breaks it up! Misfit gets up and before Bill can get back to his corner, Misfit slaps him across the face and down to the mat! Bill is down and Misfit grabs Eric once again! Misfit hits Eric with a mean knife-edge chop then pushes him on the ropes! Misfit grabs Eric in and wants Sanity but a pissed off Ryder runs in and king hits Misfit in the back of the head! Eric falls to the mat!
Steve White: Bill, pissed off from Misfit’s slap, runs back into this one and punches him right in the back of the head!
Chuck Thompson: Bill Ryder not happy but neither is Bash!
Bill headbutts Misfit down to the mat off of the punch! Bash runs in and the fans go wild! Bash starts booting Bill in the back and down to the mat! Bash blocks a strike from Bash as Bash grabs Bill’s head then bounces it off of the corner! Bash runs at Bill but Bill pulls the top rope down and Bash goes over to the outside! Bill runs up and punts Misfit in the ribs before he can get up. Bill then shakes his head and holds his jaw as he rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp, ditching Eric as Eric watches from the ropes…
Steve White: Bill has had enough and he’s leaving… Bill is leaving the area and leaving Eric Smith to fend for himself!
Chuck Thompson: Bill doesn’t care about Smith, he did his damage and now he doesn’t want any further part of this!
Bill is gone! Eric gets up and acts quickly on Misfit, getting a few in but Misfit shoves Eric off of him! Misfit boots Eric in the chest! Eric hits the ropes but then comes right back and hip and shoulders Misfit back to the mat only to get a hangman off of the ropes from Bash on the apron! Eric falls in the ring and Misfit comes up and hits him with punches to the head! The fans are going wild! Misfit scoops Eric up and hits him with a massive scoopslam in the center of the ring while Bash runs up and drops a mean elbow on him! Bash gets up but Misfit betrays him and hits him with Sanity!
Steve White: NO! Misfit has this one in the bag and takes out Bash! We knew it was just a matter of time!
Chuck Thompson: Did he get all of Sanity though?!
Bash crawls back out to the apron and to his corner slowly! Misfit grabs Eric but Eric slaps Misfit off of him and goes for the Ericplex but Misfit elbows Eric in the side of the head and gets out of it! Misfit swings! Eric ducks! Eric shoves Misfit back first into his corner! Bash pops up and gets the blind tag from behind! Misfit looks over pissed off and shocked but Eric pulls Misfit towards him and hits him with a big right hand! Eric pulls back for a finisher but as he runs Misfit boots him in the gut to set up Sanity! Bash runs in, the legal man and hits Misfit with a spinning kick to the back of the head! He goes down and the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Is this a fucking tag match or a triple threat? What’s happening right now?!
Chuck Thompson: Why don’t Bash and Misfit simply work together to win this one, THEN kill each other?!
Bash and Misfit trade punches but get nowhere and start to grapple! Eric bounces off of the ropes! They notice him and run towards him but he takes them both down with a double clothesline! Eric picks up Misfit and yells in his face before tossing him out of the ring and dusting his hands! Bash is up! Eric turns around, Bash fires Texas Chin Massacre but Eric ducks it! Bash hits the ropes but turns back and runs at Eric – but Eric runs back and hits Bash with Breathless! The fans go wild as Eric falls on Bash!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Bill Ryder and Eric Smith!
Steve White: Eric Smith did it?! How!? How did he fucking do it!?
Chuck Thompson: Bash and Misfit fell apart just as Eric and Bill did…
Eric stands over Bash in the ring. Eric gestures that the Bad Blood Championship is going to find it’s way to his waist… We cut away to the stage where the podiums are set once again!
Patricia Downs points up towards the stage where the Mayhem and Anarchy logos appear on the tron. We pan down and see that there are two podiums still there on either side of the stage.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the next round draft picks!
Joshua Samson and Rissi come out to their podiums as the ring is vacated!
Steve White: Both rosters coming together nicely as it’s time for even more picks right now!!
Chuck Thompson: Samson needs more titles on his show or he’s gonna be left out in the dark…
Joshua Samson: Well, you know the drill by now…
Michael Rissi: True… Well, I’ll admit you made a big pick last round so this round I’m not going to just focus on gold. I’m going to pick a man who is a former EHWF Champion and one of the quickest risers in EHWF in recent memory… Kevin Hunter!
The fans give a mixed reaction as Hunter comes out on the stage. He performs some taunts and holds his arms out as the fans take it in and boo. Hunter smirks as he makes his way up on the podium and raises his arms!
Steve White: Rissi with a giant pick giving Mayhem a huge boost, Samson is going to have to think quick here if he wants to stay with it!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is a big pick and that also means Hunter and Creed will stay together on Mayhem so the Sons of Chaos Creed/Hunter alliance is alive and well!
The fans go nuts but Samson tries to dispel them.
Joshua Samson: I’m choosing this man for a number of reasons… #1 he can at least go into a match and slug it out with his psychotic behaviour… #2 I want his title for my show. #3 he has a bit of a reputation now… but the most important reason is for myself… I’m drafting him to my show because I… no WE’RE not finished with him… I need a punching bag and I NEED to settle a score… So I draft… Lord Raab!
The fans cheer! Raab’s music hits and they get to their feet but Raab doesn’t appear… Samson steps back up to the podium.
Joshua Samson: Unfortunately, Raab couldn’t be here tonight… As you may have heard, he pussied out BUT Raab will be on MY show and The Mongrel and I and the rest of the Samson Family will have some fun with old Raab… right after one of them takes his title… Good luck Raab! You’re gonna need it!
The fans boo! The Come At Me Bro theme hits again and the men make their way off stage as we cut out to backstage!
We come in backstage where Eric Smith is limping up the hallway with his sports bag. He looks up and a smile grows on his face. He storms up to Bill Ryder who is icing the inside of his leg on a medical bench.
Eric Smith: What the fuck what that out there? I know we can't stand each other but I thought that we came to a shred of an understanding before... You leave me to twist out there in the wind?
Bill Ryder: You think I care? You think I give a shit? I don't need the Bad Blood title and I don't need to fight any of you guys... Fuck you!
Eric gets up close to Bill but Bill doesn't look intimidated.
Eric Smith: You know what Bill? All you did was make me look really good... And when I hold that title and climb to the fucking top... You'll still be here, struggling on the midcard where you'll always belong... Because your attitude is shit and you can't wrestle your way out of a cardboard box!
Smith spits some blood on the floor in front of Bill before limping away back up the hall. Bill doesn't look pleased as we pan in close to his face and see the rage growing... We cut back to the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match set for one fall and it is for the Hardcore Championship!
At the crack and whip of his theme's opening chord, live coverage of the backstage area is displayed on the titantron; the hall is barely breathing with life as there are only a few stage handlers present; before too long a large man with a herculean figure explodes from the Men's Locker Room to the right. He storms the hall with fire - almost as red as his hair - in his eyes. During his expedition toward the stage entrance, he snatches a water bottle from the grip of a 'Make a Wish' child and impolitely shoves a member of the Stage Crew to the floor to his own appeasement. The fans however, aren't shy about letting him know how they feel, as they're showering him with jeers. When he's finally met the stage entrance, he decapitates the swiped water bottle, pouring most of it over his head prior to in-taking some of its refreshing taste and tossing it aside.
Brooklyn slices through the curtain to a wave of jeers that he just rides all the way down the ramp. There's a crooked grin of self-assurance on his face that matches the mischief of his raised left brow as he breezes by those at ringside. He pauses approximately three feet from the ring, glaring from one side of the arena to the pupil frying lights high above to the other side of the compound. He measures his target, then without any given warning rockets onto the apron showcasing the strength and balance in his legs. The big man slithers into the ring approaching the far east side of the ring where the cameras are usually stationed, playing up to them by shouting expletives to the audience just to garner a reaction out of them from atop of the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And now… The Challenger… Brooklyn!
The arena lights dim when the music of Hanz Zimmer “My Enemy” begins to play, the crowd look towards the entrance ramp in anticipation, the curtain is pulled aside by the sociopathic loner known as Matheson. He stands in front of the entrance with his arms raised up to his side, glancing around at the audience in attendance whilst doing so, Matheson lowers his arms and begins his slow walk towards the ring.
Matheson walks around the ring before rolling underneath the bottom rope, getting up to his feet he walks over to the side of the ring and raises his arms again, the crowd give him a mixed reaction from that side of the auditorium. Matheson walks across the ring and raises his arms again, the crowd give their reaction towards the inhuman monstrum. He walks over to his corner to take his leather jacket and tied plaid shirt off his waist, handing it to the timekeeper through the ropes before sitting down in corner with his head resting on the second turnbuckle awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... The Hardcore Championr… Matheson!
DING DING DING!
The crowd is going nuts as the two lock up in the center of the ring. They both struggle for a few moments, seeming to be a stalemate. After a few moments of this, they break off of each other. The crowd are still going nuts. Matheson runs up and knees the fuck out of Brooklyn’s gut but Brooklyn fires a right hand right back into the face of Matheson! Brooklyn bounces off of the ropes and hits Matheson with a big running boot! The fans are going wild as Matheson boots Brooklyn in the gut! Matheson goes to go on the outside to grab a weapon but Brooklyn spins him around and uppercuts the fuck out of him!
Chuck Thompson: This is probably the most intense match on the card! Both men have developed a real rivalry and both men want to destroy each other and everything they stand for! It’s not just about the title in this one!
Steve White: They busted each other open and beat the fuck out of each other at Bloodbath last month and now Brooklyn wants to get rid of Matheson and take the Hardcore Championship back, to end it once and for all!
Brooklyn fights back, overpowering Matheson and headbutting him! The two continue to grapple and wrestle! Brooklyn hoists Matheson up and tosses him in a heap in the center of the ring! Matheson recovers for a moment. He gets up after a while holding his chin but as he turns around Brooklyn cracks a steel chair over his head! Brooklyn has brought in 2 chairs and a table while Matheson was recovering! The fans are going nuts! Matheson is against the ropes trying to recover but Brooklyn runs up and hits him in the body with a steel chair then hits him in the gut with it! Matheson is bent over and Brooklyn cracks the chair over Matheson’s back, sending him back down! Matheson is hurt and bleeding on the mat as Brooklyn holds up the broken steel chair!
Steve White: Brooklyn seems to be even more ruthless if that’s possible! Brooklyn really wants that title back and he wants to hurt Matheson as much as possible tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Matheson isn’t afraid of some chair shots though! He’s getting up! Look at that! Matheson has been through this many times before Steve and he won’t let this one get away from him!
Brooklyn goes to grab Matheson but Matheson elbows him in the gut! Matheson gets the time to backhand Brooklyn down to the mat then go over to the table! The fans go nuts as he sets it up! Matheson gets the table in position and then grabs Brooklyn by the hair! He picks him up and hoists him on his back! Brooklyn slides down and spins Matheson around! Brooklyn tries to grab him but it’s not good as Matheson hoists him up for a slam through the table! Brooklyn drops off then overpowers Matheson at the last moment and hits him with a suplex right through the table! The fans go nuts as both men are down but Brooklyn is able to cover him after a moment!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Brooklyn puts Matheson through the table after all over those reversals! What impact! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: Matheson has taken a lot of damage and Brooklyn loves it! It looks like Matheson is losing control here but he was able to kick out, even after such a big move there!
Brooklyn pulls Matheson out of the debris and tosses him out of the ring! Matheson hits the floor and Brooklyn slides outside! Matheson tries to crawl away but Brooklyn stops him! Matheson spins around and cracks a stepladder over Brooklyn’s head! The fans all instantly pick up as both men are bleeding now! Matheson grabs a ladder from the floor and runs the top run into Brooklyn’s head, knocking him down to the floor! Matheson grabs Brookyln and rolls him back into the ring and slides in another table! Matheson sets the table in the corner then grabs Brooklyn! He whips Brooklyn but Brooklyn reverses it and hammer throws Matheson right through the table in the corner! The fans go NUTS!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Brooklyn sends Matheson through another damn table! What a throw! Matheson is getting whipped here!
Chuck Thompson: Brooklyn is probably the most impressive new superstar in EHWF this year! He knows that title belongs around his waist!
Brooklyn yanks Matheson up but Matheson rocks Brooklyn with big rights to the head! Matheson gets behind Brooklyn and wraps his arm up, going for his finisher but Brooklyn pulls out of it and pushes Matheson against the corner! Brooklyn runs for a corner clothesline but Matheson jumps up and Brooklyn runs into his boot! Matheson fires a clothesline but Brooklyn ducks it then levels Matheson with a scissor kick! Matheson sprawls over the canvas! Brooklyn stalks him but as he picks him up, Matheson crawled over to a barbwire wrapped steel chair and cracks it over Brooklyn’s head! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: SHIT! Barbwire wrapped chair to the fucking skull! Matheson did a good job of concealing that chair and using it!
Chuck Thompson: That was fucking brutal!!
Matheson pulls a badly bleeding Brooklyn off of the ropes and goes for Enlightenment! Before impact, Brooklyn slides out of it and goes for Brooklyn Bridge but it’s countered back into Enlightenment! Matheson fall on Brooklyn after his finisher and uses the ropes for leverage in the cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Hardcore Champion… Matheson!
The fans go nuts! Matheson rolls out of the ring with the Hardcore Championship belt! He makes his way up the ramp with a smirk as Brooklyn sits up, disappointed and pissed off. Matheson holds up the title belt at the top of the ramp as we fade out…
“Sink Into the Underground” by Cky blares throughout the arena as a very dapper suited Joshua Samson, followed by the menacing The Mongrel, walks out to the top of the ramp. There is an uproar of jeers throughout the crowd. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the disdain from the audience.
Steve White: Here comes quite possibly the most hated man in EHWF history!
Chuck Thompson: And that's saying a lot since we have had quite a few people that have been hated!
The duo make their way down the rampway and enter the ring. The crowd continues with their collective jeers.
Steve White: I can’t remember the last time we saw The Mongrel here in EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: It’s been a few weeks. I think the last time might have been at Meltdown.
Steve White: You may be correct, Chuck.
Joshua Samson: That’s right you pencil neck Pennsylvania punks….boo me all you want. That’s what you’re supposed to do. That’s why I’m here so you can get a clear image of what bad guys are all about. But while you’ve all been loudly booing me, I have silently been making the Samson Family stronger….increasing our position in the wrestling world and more specifically right here in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: There is nothing that that little weasel does in silence!
Joshua Samson: In case you poduck Pennsylvanians have faulty internet on your flip phones, you may not have realized that I have been aggressively campaigning on Twitter to be placed in charge of EHWF. You know…”when I’m in charge of EHWF:” Anyway, it seems that Mikey Rissi and his uptight circle jerk staff have come to their senses and somewhat listened to me. And by somewhat, I mean, Mikey didn’t right out and put me in charge….no, no there was a poll on the EHWF website having you chromosome missing people decide who should be the general manager of the soon to be resurrected Anarchy show.
Crowd: NOT YOU, SAMSON! *clapclapCLAPCLAPCLAP* NOT YOU, SAMSON!
Steve White: It is apparent who these fans DID NOT vote for.
Chuck Thompson: I didn’t vote for him either that’s for sure!
Joshua Samson: Like what owner of a multi million dollar company would leave the fate of his organization to the whim of fair weather fans such as you idiots?!
Snickering, Samson looks up at the scarred visage of The Mongrel. The near seven-footer shrugs his shoulders.
Joshua Samson: Of course that owner is….Mikey Rissi.
The crowd explodes in cheers.
Joshua Samson: If that doesn’t prove my point that EHWF is ready for some new leadership then I don’t know what will. But everyone can rest easy now because there is finally a person in the front office that will bring some common sense and direction to this company. See there was enough intelligence amongst of you that you made the right choice and voted me as the new Anarchy General Manager!
Crowd: NOT YOU, SAMSON! *clapclapCLAPCLAPCLAP*
Steve White: It was revealed two weeks ago that indeed Joshua Samson has indeed been voted as the new Anarchy General Manager!
Chuck Thompson: There should be a clear recount! There is NO WAY any sane person voted for the little weasel! NO FUCKING WAY!!
As if Samson could hear Chuck, the head of the Samson Family points at the color commentator.
Joshua Samson: Faith in wrestling humanity has been restored because Joshua Samson, Esquire is now has some official stroke in Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation!
Thompson extends his middle finger which causes Samson to chuckle.
Joshua Samson: My first official on-air act as the Anarchy General Manager will be to...
Suddenly the lights in the arena begin to flash and smoke emerges from the ramp. “Headlines” by Drake then hits the PA system.
"I Might Be Too Strung Out On Confidence"
"Overdosed On Compliments"
"Started Not To Give A Fuck"
"And Stopped Fearing The Consequence"
The fans break out into a cheer as Rissi performs some theatrics at the top of the ramp then bolts down into the ring.
Steve White: Oh no! Here comes Rissi! Finally these two meet in the ring albeit on opposite ends of the EHWF spectrum!
Chuck Thompson: This is going to be good!
The Mongrel and Samson take a few steps back as Samson tells Mongrel to hold back a minute. Rissi smirks and fixes his suit and tie before grabbing a mic...
Michael Rissi: So… J Samps… Here you are, finally! You’ve come out of your pathetic little hole with your pathetic overgrown rat of a friend here and all it took was you becoming GM… GM of a brand that I now get to compete against… and humiliate it’s GM… but you and I - you and I have a lot to settle first. You’ve been ducking me for a month now so why don’t we settle some of these deep seated issues… right now!
The fans go NUTS as a Rissi chant breaks out and Rissi smirks as he walks up closer to the two men. Samson puts his hand out and smiles for a second as he takes a step back in line with The Mongrel.
Joshua Samson: Settle what right now, Mikey? Are you out here to fight me….to wrestle me?! Newsflash, Mikey, I am THE Executive Representative of the greatest assemblage of wrestlers in the world today. As a matter of fact, I’m the General Manager of a brand in YOUR company. What in the hell do I look like fighting you?! Honestly, Mikey, can you even afford to take another bump with that bum ass neck of yours?
Michael Rissi: It’s no secret my neck is in bad shape and my leg ain’t no better son, but you can only push a guy so far before he lays out your bitch ass… I’m not going to lie to you J Samps; you might be the Anarchy GM now but tonight might be the night I knock you the FUCK out!
The fans go wild and The Mongrel and Samson go to speak up but Rissi takes another step forward and interrupts them.
Michael Rissi: You’re the Executive Representative for a bunch of no good dirty assholes who’re gonna get what’s coming to them sooner or later. I know you’re not going to do anything to jeopardise your Anarchy GM status so I’m gonna let the ball lie in your court tonight Samps. If you wanna draft some more wrestlers to a brand that you’re going to be humiliated running - then go ahead… but if you wanna make a move, if you wanna take me on tonight and try and get at me the way you’ve been trying to get at me all month on Twitter and all that shit hiding behind a screen… then tonight is the night son… Step up!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Michael Rissi is serious here Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: There is no way anything is going down here tonight… Joshua Samson isn’t that stupid, he just got made the GM of an EHWF Show after all!
Samson is a little taken back and doesn’t know how to act as Rissi smirks and steps forward again. The Mongrel doesn’t look happy as he grinds his teeth and takes one step in front of Samson. Samson looks around then looks down at his mic, waiting for the fans to stop cheering.
Joshua Samson: This isn’t what you want, Mikey…..this...is...not...what….you….want!
Michael Rissi takes one more step forward - now he’s up close with the two men. The fans are all on their feet as Rissi smiles.
Michael Rissi: You have no idea what I want… Like I said… The ball’s in your court now Samps…
The fans are going nuts. Samson has to think on his feet now as Rissi isn’t backing down but it’s visible that The Mongrel doesn’t like this disrespect. Rissi just smirks wider as all three men are up close in the ring now.
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know if I like where this is going… We got a draft to finish tonight…
With an uncanny amount of quickness not attributed to a man as big as The Mongrel, the near seven-footer lashes out and clasps his huge right hand around the neck of Michael Rissi. Samson takes a few steps back to put himself closer to the turnbuckles.
Joshua Samson: If this is what he wants then give it to him, Mongrel!
Steve White: NO WAY! Bah Gawd these guys can’t be this stupid! They’re not gonna do it!? They can’t do it to the owner!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t believe it but Mongrel has Rissi! What the heck is Samson doing!?
Rissi rams Mongrel off of him but he doesn’t have it in him to avoid a big monster right hand sending Rissi into the ropes! Samson looks defiant on his side of the ring but somewhat conflicted as the fans are going ape shit! Mongrel swings a big right hand again but this time Rissi ducks it and the fans go nuts! Rissi gets in some lefts, rights and jabs with a mean boxing combo, rocking The Mongrel and sending the fans into cheers!
Steve White: What!? WHAT!? Rissi is fighting back but he doesn’t look too great off the neck right now!
Rissi bounces into The Mongrel but it has little effect! Samson shouts and Rissi cops a big right to the head, sending him into the ropes! Rissi sways out but gets a headbutt from The Mongrel as the fans are going wild in the stands! They pick up even more as a groggy Rissi runs at Mongrel but Mongrel absorbs the blow easily and grabs Rissi around the throat! Samson doesn’t know if he should stop it or not but either way The Mongrel isn’t listening!
Steve White: Rissi is gonna go down right now Mongrel is gonna crush the owner!
Mongrel hoists Rissi up for a chokeslam but Rissi drops off behind Mongrel and lands on his feet! Mongrel turns around and with great and amazing strengths, Rissi gets Mongrel up on his back! Rissi lets out a roar as he gets Mongrel up, bad neck, leg and all! Mongrel dangles on Rissi’s back as the fans go NUTS!
Fans: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve White: WHAT!? BAHH GAWD RISSI HAS MONGREL! RISSI HAS MONGREL!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t believe this! This is amazing! Bad neck and all Rissi is back in the ring after all this time and he has the massive Mongrel up on his back!
Samson is in shock as Rissi tries to straighten up! Rissi looks over and smiles as the fans cheer before hoisting Mongrel up higher and hitting him with a big Firemans Carry Takeover Slam right on the mat! The entire ring shakes and Samson rolls out, looking shocked! Rissi takes a moment to get up, holding his neck and limping around but he stands to cheers from ecstatic fans on their feet while he stands over a downed Mongrel!
Steve White: I can’t believe what we just saw! What strength, Rissi just hit Mongrel with a big slam but I’m more shocked Samson and Mongrel had the guts to try and attack Rissi in the first place!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know what to say! That was incredible! Things are getting even more interesting in EHWF now! If you thought the start of 2017 was good - you’re in for an even bigger surprise in EHWF now!
Rissi hangs off of the ropes with a smirk and looks out at Samson on the bottom of the ramp as if to say - ‘all’s fair, that’s how it goes here.’ Samson looks around at the fans going wild before he walks back over to the ring and gestures for Mongrel to come out.
Joshua Samson: This isn’t over, Mikey….this isn’t over by a longshot!
We fade out to a promo for the Joanna Rissi/Misty Vega rivalry.
We come back to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a NON-TITLE Champions versus Champions Tag Team match, set for one fall!
Steve White: This is a match I’m especially looking forward to?
Chuck Thompson: Because nobody is threatening to kill anyone else?
Steve White: Yes, exactly!
Chuck Thompson: Greeaaat...
“Danger Zone” begins to blast through the arena, the audience jump to their feet in anticipation, Jackson Williams steps out onto the stage and does a theatrical dance. Moving his arms and legs like he is possessed, he then stops and lifts his arms up and shouting ‘Yeah Baby!’, Jackson then struts down the aisleway. Slapping the hands of fans, on both sides of the aisle way, Williams walks around the side of the ring and steps up the ring steps. Jackson moonwalks on the ring apron, stopping near the middle to scrap the soles of his boots then climbing through the ropes, walking to either side with his arms raised shouting ‘YEAH!’ to the fans, the music fades away as Jackson Williams awaits his partner.
The lights go out, and the opening of Aterlius' 'Guerrero Jaguar' hits the PA as smoke pours into the entrance way, light shining through it from behind. As the sound of a jaguar growling plays, the silhouette of Jaguar de Oro steps into the light and slowly walks through the smoke as the guitars begin. Wearing a Aztec style kilt, and a golden amulet on a chain around his neck, he bounces up and down a few times and then begins to make his way up the ramp.
##Un rugido en la noche causa pavor,
un guerrero elegido acecha la selva.##
Jaguar slaps hands with fans along the way as he strides toward the ring quickly as the lights raise back up. In one smooth, fluid, catlike movement, he slides under the bottom rope and up to his feet, leaping onto the top turnbuckle in a feline like crouch, and slowly raises a fist, beating it to his chest several times.
##De clase baja soldado armado,
guerrero entrenado para luchar,
jaguar sigiloso amo de la oscuridad.
Guerrero manchado sostén tu macana,
al nacer el sol comienza la batalla
y señales mueven la armada.
Señor de la selva,
Guerrero jaguar.
Guerrero manchado acecha la presa,
caza en sigilo esa es tu grandeza.##
He drops down off of the turnbuckle and whips off the battle kilt, and takes off his medallion, kicking it aside out of the ring, loosening up as he bounces on the balls of his feet.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, the current, reigning, Challenge Champions, Jackson Williams and Jaguar De Oro!!
Steve White: This exciting duo of newcomers have really shocked the EHWF coming in and winning the Challenge Championship in their first ever match as a team.
Chuck Thompson: I for one was really surprised that they managed to do it but here they are!
“Evacuate the Dance Floor” by Cascade hits the PA as an energized Misty runs out onto the stage waving her hands in the air to all in attendance. With a huge smile on her face, Misty sprints down the ramp and stops before sliding into the ring while walking over to the fans. Misty gives her best impression that she is going to do the“Lambeau Leap” into the crowd, but pulls up at the last second and just smiles at the fans. Misty slides into the ring as she does a split in the center of the ring and winks at the crowd watching.
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steel steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents, they are the current, reigning Tag Team Champions, Joanna Rissi and Misty Vega!
Steve White: The Tag Team Champions are arguably the most dysfunctional pairing we’ve had this company in a very long time!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think Misty or Joanna will EVER coexist in any kind of way!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: Here we go!
Misty Vega steps forward to meet Jaguar De Oro. The two lock up in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up. Misty spins Jaguar and manages to move him back into the corner. Misty tags in Joanna and she steps inside. The two shoot Jaguar off into an Irish whip. Jaguar rebounds off the opposite ropes and Misty catches him coming in with a rolling leg whip that drops Jaguar to his knees. Joanna comes in with a running kick to the face. Jaguar falls back onto his behind and starts to roll through. Misty grabs Jaguar’s legs and picks him up in a wheelbarrow hold. Joanna catches him for a facebuster and they drive him down into the mat. Misty rolls to their corner while Joanna rolls Jaguar over into a cover.
Steve White: Excellent early teamwork by Misty and Joanna!
Chuck Thompson: I’m just as surprised as you are, Steve. Who would have thought these two natural born enemies would be able to coexist?!
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KICKOUT!!!
Joanna sits Jaguar up and kicks him between the shoulderblades. Even though masked it is clear that Jaguar grimaces in pain. Joanna jumps over into a neck snap. Jaguar falls back onto his side clutching at his head and neck. Joanna runs to the corner, tags in Misty, and then hits a running senton splash on Jaguar. She rolls out of the way and Misty rushes in for a rolling cradle.
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KICKOUT!!!
Steve White: That was a very, very close one!
Misty takes a side headlock and Jaguar slowly powers up to his feet. Misty spins into a leg sweep and then jumps into a side headlock on the mat. Jaguar rolls over into a butterfly hold. Misty tries to move out and spin but Jaguar manages to hold her and flip Misty up into a tiger driver, holding for the cover.
Chuck Thompson: Holy shit! What a recovery by Jaguar!
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KICKOUT!!!
Misty takes a headscissors and rolls over into victory roll-style cover.
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SHOULDER UP!!!
Steve White: Now that was close!
Chuck Thompson: Not close enough!
Steve White: Horseshoes and handgrenades?
Chuck Thompson: Exactly!
Misty rolls over and tags Joanna in. As Jaguar starts up to his feet, Misty slips out to the apron while Joanna goes up to the top turnbuckle. She jumps off and hit a missile dropkick that sends him crashing almost totally across the ring.
Jackson leans in and tags himself in. Joanna starts to move in and Jackson meets her as she comes closer. They lock up and Jackson quickly takes her down with a snapmare into a reverse chinlock. Jackson stands up and drops into an inverted headlock neckbreaker. Joanna goes down and Jackson drops a leg across her head.
Steve White: Jackson bringing the old school!
Chuck Thompson: Well yeah...it’s in his name...
Jackson makes a tag and then grabs the top rope to slingshot Jaguar into a splash. The luchador holds for the cover, hooking the leg.
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SHOULDER UP!!!
Jaguar pops up and tags Jackson back in. Jaguar gives Joanna an inverted atomic drop and then moves out of the way as Jackson hits a blockbuster. Jackson rolls over and tags Jaguar back in. Jaguar hits a springboard legdrop. He rolls over for a cover.
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KICKOUT!!!
Joanna takes Jaguar over into an inside cradle.
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REVERSAL!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
Steve White: What a great tag team match we are having here at Come At Me Bro!
Chuck Thompson: Both of these teams are locked in and looking to prove who is the better Tag Team Champions!
Jaguar tags in Jackson and hooks Joanna’s head for a front facelock. Jackson steps in, gives Joanna a kick to the gut and then jumps up into a victory roll.
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KICKOUT!!!
Jackson and Joanna stand up and start to trade chops.
Crowd: WOOO! WOOO!
Joanna takes a big shot. Jackson ducks under and jumps up into a crucifix pin.
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KICKOUT!!!
They start up and Jackson takes her down into a backslide.
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Misty MAKES THE SAVE!!!
Steve White: What a save by Misty Vega!
Jaguar leaps in looking for a flying forearm shot and Misty catches him for her Embrace Me (belly to belly suplex) out of midair.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT!
They hit hard but Misty keeps her grip on Jaguar. Jackson’s jaw drops at the sight. Using that to her advantage, Joanna catches him with a Celestial Shot (superkick). Joanna quickly covers Jackson.
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Steve White: The World Tag Team Champions score!
Chuck Thompson: What the hell was that?!
Steve White: That… was amazing!
Chuck Thompson: Wow...
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The World Tag Team Champions... Joanna Rissi and Misty Vega!
Misty and Joanna embrace in a hug, seemingly caught up in the moment of the win. Realizing what is happening, the two women immediately come to blows.
Steve White: Well that coexistence between Misty and Joanna was short lived! This women are going at each other tooth and nail!
Chuck Thompson: They are throwing some heavy blows at each other!
The Challenge Champions makes it out of the ring not looking to interfere in the ongoing civil war between the Tag Team Champions. They are so engrossed in watching the two women go at it they disregard the sudden outburst from the crowd.
Steve White: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE THEY COMING OUT HERE FOR?!
Rumbling down the rampway, heading directly toward the Challenge Champions, are the enormous forms of The Mongrel and Dominic Sapsford.
Chuck Thompson: Those are two HUMONGOUS men!
Seemingly feeling imminent danger, Jaguar pushes Jackson to the side, allowing his Challenge Champion partner to avoid the full bullrush, but taking the force himself. The 401 pound Dominic and 377 pound Mongrel nearly behead the much smaller masked luchador with a very stiff dual running big boot.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Steve White: We have already seen The Mongrel tonight when he was on the receiving end of some punishment by Michael Rissi.
Chuck Thompson: But what is up with the Dominic dude? Has he cozied up with that weasel Joshua Samson?!
The two giant men glare at the barely conscious form Jaguar De Oro before turning to find his partner. Just as they turn Jackson Williams hurls his body at both of them causing Mongrel to stumble back from a knee to the stomach while Dominic takes an elbow to the face. Unfazed, Dominic returns the blow with a devastating right hand that connects to the side of Jackson’s head. Jackson drops to a knee. Mongrel is quickly back into the mix now as he and Dominic both wrap their massive right hands around Jackson’s throat.
Steve White: Don’t tell me they’re about to do what I think they’re about to do!
Chuck Thompson: I think they are, Steve!
The two monsters lift Jackson up by the throat before sending him crashing back down to the thinly matted floor with a chokeslam! Dominic and Mongrel stand over the near lifeless form of Jackson as the crowd showers the duo with heated jeers.
Steve White: I think these two men just put the Challenge Champions on notice! I shudder to think what they could do in a straight up sanctioned match.
Chuck Thompson: This pairing of Dominic Sapsford and The Mongrel is is quite possibly unstoppable!
We fade out backstage as Mongrel and Sapsford stand triumphant!
The camera fades into the backstage area to show a very irate Joshua Samson berating a young male crew member.
Joshua Samson: I don’t give a flying squirrel's scrotum sac...I am the goddamn Anarchy General Manager! Do you hear me?! Anarchy….General….Manager!
The young man holds his head low, readily accepting the verbal lashing. Lisa Caliber, microphone in hand, soon walks into the scene.
Lisa Caliber: I’m sorry to interrupt, Mister Samson, but do you have any words concerning the exchange between you and Mister Rissi earlier tonight, most specifically the altercation between him and The Mongrel.
Samson turns his attention to Lisa.
Joshua Samson: Ladybug…
Lisa Caliber: It’s Lisa Caliber, sir.
Joshua Samson: ...what have I told you about interrupting me?
Lisa Caliber: My apologies, sir, but the viewing audience would like to know your thoughts on what has transpired.
Samson glares at Lisa, turns to glare at the unseen camera, and then turns back to glare at the backstage interviewer.
Joshua Samson: This isn’t over….this isn’t over by a longshot….
With a swift about face, the head of the Samson Family walks off as the scene fades out to the bewildered expression of Lisa Cailber.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is set for one fall and it is for the EHWF Championship!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Illa Isabella: First... The Challenger… Blaise!
Illa Isabella: And next... Her opponent... The EHWF Champion... Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Aubree and Blaise circle each other. They bump fists right before they lock up! Blaise gets some quick elbows in on Aubree’s head then she whips her into the corner! Blaise runs up but Aubree jumps and gets Blaise with a boot to the side of the head! Aubree comes in and knees Blaise in the midsection! Aubree scoops Blaise up on her shoulder but Blaise pushes off of her back then spins Aubree around! Blaise swings a kick but Aubree ducks it then grabs Blaise from behind! Aubree hits Blaise with a big back body drop and the fans go nuts as Blaise is down and Aubree gets up!
Steve White: We’ve been waiting for these two to fight for ages and we’re finally getting that pleasure tonight! Blaise looks shocked and may be underestimating Aubree right here as Aubree takes control of this match!
Chuck Thompson: Both of these girls are INCREDIBLY hot! I’m in heaven, best main event ever, I don’t even care who wins this one I just want to watch this all night!
Aubree picks Blaise up but Blaise hits Aubree with a knife edge chop! Aubree responds with a big right hand across Blaise’s face but Blaise comes back and headbutts Aubree down to the mat! The fans are going wild as Blaise picks Aubree up and bounces her off of the ropes! Aubree bounces back and hits Blaise with a running head scissor takedown! The fans are going wild! They both get up and Aubree gets a lariat in, then another, then another! Blaise gets up, all turned around as Aubree runs up and hits Blaise with a big running STO! The fans are on their feet as Aubree hooks both of Blaise’s legs!
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Steve White: Blaise looking confused and shocked right now as Aubree continues to apply the pressure! Blaise, not expecting Aubree to fight with such intensity tonight. Blaise is used to using her incredible ability to dominate all of her opponents but she’s having trouble tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Both of these girls are Mayhem competitors so they have a lot to prove for their brand and the EHWF Championship tonight!
Blaise is angry but Aubree gets in a few kicks and chops on her! Aubree runs up and Blaise picks her up and drops Aubree on the turnbuckle! Blaise pries Aubree off of the turnbuckle then hits her with a big snap suplex! The fans are going NUTS! Blaise runs up and springs off of the second ropes! She tries to hit a moonsault but Aubree puts her knees up and Blaise lands right on them! Aubree gets up and bounces off of the ropes, running up and dropkicking Blaise in the head and out of the ring! Blaise falls through the middle ropes and hits the floor outside! Blaise is shocked but her distraction costs her as Aubree vaults over the tope rope and lands on Blaise on the outside! The fans are all going wild as both women are down on the outside!
Steve White: AUBREE WITH THAT DIVE OUTSIDE!!
Chuck Thompson: That was intense! Aubree was passed over for the #1 Draft pick tonight probably because Blaise is tipped to win this match and isn’t the underdog but Aubree is proving everyone wrong tonight and she has a huge chance of winning!
Aubree gets up and pulls Blaise to her feet from her hair but Blaise slaps Aubree away then spears her against the apron! Aubree yells in pain but Blaise grabs her by the hair and bounces her head off of the steel steps! Blaise rolls Aubree back in the ring and gets in herself, stopping the refs count. Blaise picks Aubree up but Aubree hits her with a quick jawbreaker! Aubree dropkicks Blaise back over the ropes but Blaise catches herself on the apron! Aubree runs up to clothesline her off of the apron to the outside but Blaise ducks it and rams Aubree in the midsection! The fans are going nuts as Blaise raises her arm and Sunset Flips over Aubree into the ring right into a cover!
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Steve White: Aubree has become a lot stronger and Blaise is witnessing that first hand tonight! Aubree has been in control but Blaise is fighting back right now!
Chuck Thompson: This one is intense! It’s getting incredible right now! Technical, high flying and fast paced! These women are truly some of the most talented in the world!
Blaise and Aubree get back up! They lock up once more and Blaise gets a quick knee in only to have Aubree blast and elbow across her face! Blaise hits Aubree with a big hurricanrana and Aubree is tosses across the ring! She tries to use the ropes to get up but Blaise clotheslines Aubree over the top rope! Aubree hits the apron and Blaise walks around as she gets up. Blaise runs over to knock Aubree off to the outside but a tired Aubree hits Blaise with a long kick from the apron! Blaise takes the kick to the temple and she stumbles around in a daze! Everyone thinks Blaise is out of it! Aubree takes the time to recover on the ropes as she stands on the apron but Blaise runs up, Sunset Flips over Aubree to the outside – lands on the outside and pulls Aubree off of the apron onto her shoulders and runs her off of the apron hitting her with a massive powerbomb onto the barricade! Aubree goes through the barricade after the MASSIVE move and the fans go NUTS as both women are down on the outside!
Fans: OOOOOOHHHH FUCK! OHHHHHH FUCK!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! Flip outside the ring and a powerbomb sky high through the barricade! What a move! Is Aubree finished!
Chuck Thompson: SHIT! FUCK! Aubree could be hurt! What a massive move from Blaise, I’ve never seen anything like that before!
Aubree is down! The fans are going nuts as Blaise grabs Aubree out of the barricade wreckage! Blaise rolls Aubree back in the ring, ready for a cover but as Blaise hooks a leg, Aubree swats a kick into her head and the fans go nuts! Both women are dead tired but Aubree is hurting after that one! Blaise picks Aubree up but Aubree knees her way out! Aubree fires a superkick with her last ounce of strength but Blaise ducks it! Blaise spins Aubree around and hits her with Soporose! The fans lose it as Aubree is out! Blaise covers and it’s over!
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Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! WHAT!? Aubree kicks out after all of that punishment and a Soporose! Blaise can’t believe it! Blaise is at her wits end!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree was dominating, Blaise took back the lead and is now controlling but Aubree won’t go down! Aubree won’t lose this one!!
Blaise picks Aubree up! The fans go wild as Aubree somehow finds the power to ram Blaise against the corner! Aubree comes out of nowhere with big corner thrusts as she fights through the pain! Blaise is now the one getting rocked as Blaise tries to swing at Aubree to get out of the corner but Aubree blocks it and hits Blaise with a big uppercut! Blaise is bleeding from the mouth and Aubree props her up on the top turnbuckle! The fans go wild as Aubree goes up there as well!
Steve White: What’s Aubree gonna do!?! How is she gonna finish this one off! She smells blood in the water and now Aubree is gonna go for something big!
Chuck Thompson: She needs to if she wants to win but I’m not sure this is a good idea!
Aubree stablises Blaise on the top rope! Aubree hooks Blaise and tries for a Superplex but Blaise hangs on! The fans go wild as Blaise headbutts Aubree off of her! Blaise then hits Aubree with a right hand and Aubree hits the mat, falling from the top rope! The fans then go NUTS with cheers! Blaise looks around, she stands on the top rope! Amazingly Aubree still has fight left in her, she’s trying to get up! Blaise raises her arms though and leaps off of the top rope, hitting Aubree with a Phoenix Splash! The fans LOSE IT as Blaise hooks both of Aubree’s legs!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Champion… Blaise!
Fans: OOOOOOHHHH SHIT! OOOOOOOHHHH SHIT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! What a finish! What a match! That was one incredible main event and Blaise comes away with a tough win! Blaise is the new EHWF Champion!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise does it again becoming a 4 time EHWF Champion but both women should be proud at this effort and of this match! What a night!
The fans are going nuts! Blaise stands up in the ring, holding the title as her music hits! Blaise holds up the title as Aubree lies on the mat looking disappointed.
Steve White: It was an amazing night and an amazing EHWF Draft! What a night this is and what a match that was! That’s all we have time for but it’s a new chapter in EHWF and I can’t wait to see the fallout from all of this on both Mayhem and Anarchy next week! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
We see the image of Blaise on the top rope with the title as the fans go nuts! We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
Lisa Caliber: A reported earlier nerves are at an all-time high here in EHWF as of late as the emanate Draft Day looms above many of the Extremists like a dark cloud. All day it has been a revolving door of faces here at newly crowned General Manager of Anarchy, Joshua Samson’s office. If at all possible I am going to attempt to get a moment of Mister Samson’s time for a quick interview.
Lisa lightly taps on the closed door and awaits a response. After a few seconds without a reply, the interviewer knocks again; this time a little more forceful. The voice of Samson can be heard from behind the door.
“If this is another motherfu---”
The door is forcefully pulled open to reveal the angered face of the Executive Representative of the Samson Family.
Joshua Samson: Oh, my bad….I didn’t know it was you, Ladybug. How can I help you?
Lisa audible sighs.
Lisa Caliber: It’s Lisa. Lisa Caliber, Mister Samson.
Joshua Samson: That’s what I said, Ladybug. If you’re here to debate about your name we’re going to have to do it another time. Now that I’m officially in charge of making EHWF great again, I’m a very, very business man.
Lisa Caliber: Well I’m actually here to see if you have any official words upon your new appointment as the new---
Joshua Samson: You know what, Ladybug, I do have some words but not the ones you’re expecting. I have an issue with the Masked German Goof….
Lisa Caliber: And by Masked German Goof you are referring to Lord Markus Raab?
Joshua Samson: The one and only, Ladybug and what have I told you about interrupting me? Anyway, how in the hell does that Masked German Goof get to pull himself from a match...a pay-per-view match at that...and Mikey Rissi allow it?! What gives the Masked German Goof the power to come and go as he pleases?! Months and months of promotional work thrown down the drain because Masked German Goof has some homoerotic brainfart to teaming with women. What in the Richard Simmons hell is that about?!
Lisa is about to speak but Samson puts his palm up to silence her.
Joshua Samson: I’m not done yet, Ladybug. To add insult to injury, the Masked German Goof has the audacity to insert his man lover Silent Sam into the match as his replacement. WHO THE HELL IS SILENT SAM?!
Lisa Caliber: I can only think that you are speaking of Samuel McPherson.
Joshua Samson: Yarrp!
Samson chuckles at his imitation of the autistic Samuel.
Lisa Caliber: I don’t think that’s funny, Mister Samson.
Joshua Samson: I do and that is all that matters. Listen I don’t really blame Masked German Goof in all this….no, this all goes back to the horrible executive job Mikey Rissi has been doing around here for the past few years. As the CEO he has a lot of things going on, so he should have been abstained from solely running the day-to-day operations.
The Executive Representative straightens the already straight knot of his expensive designer necktie.
Joshua Samson: But the Board of Directors have finally stepped in to right this wayward ship. So if Masked German Goof gets drafted to Anarchy...and if I have my way he will...I’m going to make sure that he is severely punished for no-showing a contracted match. Now if you’ll excuse me, Ladybug, I have some draft finalizing to do.
Samson steps back into his office and slams the door with a resounding thud. Lisa shakes her head before giving her attention back to the camera.
Lisa Caliber: Well lets start the night... Over to you guys, Steve and Chuck!
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of Come At Me Bro, "Heatstroke” by Calvin Harris, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the world, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Come At Me Bro… Draft Day! That’s right EHWF is having a Draft and is splitting into 2 shows – EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem and EHWF Saturday Night Anarchy! Michael Rissi claims that his hand was forced by multiple people including the man who was voted Anarchy’s new GM, Joshua Samson! Tonight Michael Rissi and Joshua Samson draft their own rosters as the smell of competition is in the air! And while this amazing draft is going on, we’ve got an action packed night of matches planned! Tonight, the match everyone has been waiting for and everyone has wanted to see… Aubree Celeste defends her EHWF Championship against Blaise! I can’t wait!
Chuck Thompson: That one should be good! I can’t wait to see Aubree and Blaise in action! Such and intense rivalry and two amazing competitors fight it out for the biggest prize in professional wrestling! I have no idea who is getting drafted to where or what’s happening but I do know that the Hardcore Championship is on the line once more as Matheson defends his newly acquired title in a rematch to his biggest rival right now, Brooklyn in a ruthless Tables, Ladders and Chairs contest! This one is gonna be brutal and I bet both men don’t want to end it here, I bet they’re hoping to be drafted on the same brand together because these guys want to kill each other!
Steve White: Don’t forget perhaps one of the most exciting rivalries in EHWF at the moment that has been building for months now – Joanna Rissi and Misty Vega isn’t over! These two will team up tonight as the Tag Team Champions take on the Challenge Champions in a massive champions vs. champions event! Can they co-exist just for this match so they can win or will De Or and Williams take advantage of this rocky teaming and defeat them!?
Chuck Thompson: Then… Bad Blood runs rampart once again as The Misfit and Brandon Bash are forced to team together against old rival Bill Ryder and the man who returned to EHWF and took both Misfit and Bash out and made claim to the Bad Blood Championship – “The Rage” Eric Smith! Who does Smith want to take out more – Bash or Misfit? Who wants to take out Smith more - Bash or Misfit? What will Bill Ryder do on this one – back up his partner or betray him? Don’t miss it!
Steve White: Well let's stop talking and start the night! I'm pumped for some major action here, Chuck! Who knows what tonight is going to show us and who knows who’s going to end up on Mayhem and who’ll be on Anarchy!
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic!
Patricia Downs points up towards the stage where the Mayhem and Anarchy logos appear on the tron. We pan down and see that there are two podiums set up on either side of the stage, one for Mayhem and the other for Anarchy.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you and welcome to the EHWF Draft! Please now welcome – your Representatives of each brand to draft the first draft picks tonight… Michael Rissi and Joshua Samson!
The fans go nuts as the theme for Come At Me Bro hits and Joshua Samson comes out with The Mongrel! The fans boo him but he drinks it all in as he makes his way to his podium! Followed soon after is Michael Rissi and the fans go NUTS! Rissi gets to his podium and they wait for the fans to quiet down.
Patricia Downs: Gentlemen, thank you for being here tonight… As you both know Mayhem has the rights to the first draft pick of 2017 therefore Michael Rissi will draft first. After that you two will draft your entire rosters with the rest of your picks until there are no more competitors or agents left to draft… good luck!
Joshua Samson: Mikey… I hope your realise that no matter who you draft to your brand first, it’s not going to make a difference… see, I know the EHWF Title is right there but my managerial skills and my mindset are bigger than the flash and the hype you rely on to create an audience.
Steve White: The first picks are going to be right now!
Chuck Thompson: Joshua Samson trying to get to Michael Rissi there, perhaps because anything and everything is up for grabs and Rissi has first choice…
Steve White: Why would Samson care? He’s going to choose his friend Bill Ryder first anyway…
Rissi laughs as he looks out at Samson and The Mongrel across the stage at their podium.
Michael Rissi: You can think what you want Samson but the bottom line is – you’re just a two bit indy nothing with a big mouth and small balls! You think you got it all figured out with your little crew? Well good luck trying to draft them all to your brand and sacrificing on real talent in the process.
Samson goes to speak but Rissi cuts in again.
Michael Rissi: Me on the other hand? I’m drafting for the strongest possible roster… I have no allegiances or teams I have weighing me and my show down… I’m simply picking the best of the best while you’re going to waste your picks on a bunch of average talent… That all being said… The number one draft pick of 2017 and the FIRST member of Mayhem is…
Samson smirks as everyone gets to their feet!
Michael Rissi: BLAISE!!
The fans look confused but then go NUTS with cheers! They get so loud the arena fills with elation from the crowd as Blaise’s music hits and she comes out onto the stage!
Steve White: WHAT?! WAIT WHAT!?
Chuck Thompson: BLAISE? Blaise is the first draft pick? Not the EHWF Champion Aubree Celeste!? Why!? What’s Rissi thinking?
Samson looks shocked and starts instantly discussing with The Mongrel. Blaise comes over and smirks as she looks left to right then comes over as Rissi steps down from the podium for her.
Blaise: Well… I know I was expecting me to be the NUMBER ONE pick but I bet all of you weren’t… It just goes to show, I really am that good – I’m just thankful that I’m going to remain on the dominant Mayhem show and am not going to be forced to work with a pathetic little worm like Samson over there… but lets face it, no matter where I went, it would have been the most must see dominant show around…
The fans go nuts but Samson has heard enough!
Joshua Samson: You think you’re funny? You think I was going to draft you… HA! Get real… Both of you are about to learn real quick that Joshua Samson ESQ is going to win this draft and I’m going to have the superior show! Which is why my first draft pick is…
Steve White: Who!? Ryder right? Or Vega? No Ryder!
Joshua Samson: ELI SYKES!
Steve White: WHAT?! WAIT WHAT!?
Chuck Thompson: NO WAY!? Eli Sykes!? Really!? Is Eli Sykes even still around? Is he even still alive!?
The fans erupt in cheers at the unexpected result and get just as loud as they did for Blaise. Blaise has a massive smirk on her face as Rissi nods, caught off guard and impressed. Bill Ryder comes out thinking that he is the second pick! Ryder walks out on the stage with an Anarchy shirt and waves out to the fans.
Steve White: Ry-Ryder!? Ryder thinks it was him! Ryder thinks he was drafted…
Chuck Thompson: He’s got no idea! I think he was so ready for his best but Samson to pick him first that he’s just accepted it!
The Mongrel walks onto the stage and tries explaining to Ryder. Ryder doesn’t realise until the fans start laughing and Eli Sykes’ music hits! Ryder looks angry and walks up to Samson and the two start to argue! Samson tries to calm Ryder down but the fans go NUTS as Eli Sykes actually comes out onto the stage!
Steve White: ELI IS FUCKING HERE!!?
Chuck Thompson: Eli Sykes! Sykes is really here and still signed to EHWF! He’s Samson’s first pick for Anarchy! He’s tried to catch Rissi off guard and he’s trying to explain that to Ryder but Ryder was expecting something else!
Sykes looks around and the Mongrel ushers Ryder off stage trying to explain. Sykes and Ryder share an intense stare down for a moment before they pass each other and Ryder is guided behind the curtain. Sykes makes his way onto the podium while Samson claps.
Eli Sykes: I’m not here for you people… I’m not here for EHWF and I’m not here for this Samson guy… I’m here because I’m the logical choice… I am the longest reigning world champion ever… I am Eli Sykes and this asshole right next to me would be stupid not to choose me first for his show…
Eli looks over at a smirking Blaise and waves as the fans lose it!
Eli Sykes: I’m just sorry that I’m not going to be able to see you Blaisey, but don’t worry… I’m sure we’ll meet again sooner or later – and I’ll probably beat you again when we do.
Blaise: Oh Eli… You sure do know how to sweet talk don’t ya! Have fun on a show full of rejects run by pathetic weasel… number 2…
The fans get up after the back and forth insults and they go nuts! The two old rivals stare across from each other until Patricia interrupts again.
Patricia Downs: Guys… the first round of picks is over… We have a match to open now, if you wouldn’t mind?
The Come At Me Bro theme hits once more and Rissi and Blaise leave as Eli and Samson follow not long after. Patricia Downs comes up the steel steps and into the ring.
We see Patricia back in the ring with a mic ready to introduce the opening contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is a mixed tag team contest set for one fall!
Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace plays over the sound system as a large man walks out from the curtain and stands on top of the ramp, looking around with Henry standing behind him before he walks very slowly to ringside as he steps on the apron and goes over the top rope with his feet and goes to a corner to rest himself up on, looking at his opponent with intensity before the match starts.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Samuel McPherson!
With Mama Said Knock You Out playing in the background Jessie walks out onto the stage and starts to bounce around trying to get loose. She waited for a few moments before she walked down and slaps hands with a few fans as she does this before she stops at the steps slapping the top of them before getting in the ring. She then get in and bounces around then if she is out on her own look at the entrance waiting for her opponents or if others are in the ring she looks on at them.
Patricia Downs: And next... His partner... Jessica Roberts!
The lights in the arena flash in hues of pale purple and blue as the beginning strains of “Dark Horse” by Our Last Night begins to make it’s way through the airwaves of the PA system. Once the main beat begins to play, Astrid Sedin makes her way out onto the stage with a confident swagger in her step as she walks to the top of the ramp. There she stops and spreads her legs apart as she uses both hands to fluff up her hair with a twisted smirk on her face. She remains there for a few moments as she absorbs all the energy before she began to make her way down the ramp. As she walks with that same confidence, she reaches out to slap the hands of a few ramp side fans but jerks her hand away at the very last minute and laughs before holding up her hand as she continues to make her way towards the ring.
Once she’s reached the bottom, she smirks and scowls at the ring before heading off to the right hand side still holding up her hand to ignore the fans. Astrid quickly hops up onto the ring apron and gets up to her feet. She looks out at the crowd as she bends her knees and quickly enters the ring through the bottom and middle ropes with a quick twirl around as before holding up her arms at shoulder height, shaking her head to each side once as she talks smack towards the crowd. She then stands off to the side and waits as she entrance music fades out.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents... First... Astrid Sedin
Young Kings hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big silhouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And next... Her partner... Mazzio!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Mazzio & Astrid Sedin vs. Samuel McPherson & Jessica Roberts
The bell sounds and Astrid instantly locks up with Roberts who uses her size and strength to overpower her and force Astrid in the corner! Roberts starts hitting Sedin with wild corner thrusts until the ref tells her enough. Roberts pulls Astrid out of the corner and hits her with a big snapmare in the center of the ring! Roberts grabs Sedin and locks her in a tough butterfly hold as she cries out in pain! Mazzio shouts for Sedin to fight it while Samuel claps on the apron.
Steve White: Lord Raab for some reason pulling out of this match late this week and I understand management aren’t happy about that but he has put forth his brother to be his substitute.
Chuck Thompson: Why does Raab think he can book himself now? Mazzio did make the point that perhaps Raab was scared of him… What do you think Steve?
Sedin stands up and gets out of the hold! She rakes Roberts face and gets out of her grasp then bounces off of the ropes! Sedin knocks Roberts down then drops a mean elbows! The fans get to their feet as the pace picks up! They get up and Sedin gets a few quick kicks and strikes in! She goes for another rebound move but Roberts takes her down with a big lariat! The fans are all on their feet! Roberts picks Sedin up but Sedin hits her in the face with a fist and breaks free! Sedin fires a boot but Roberts catches it! Sedin follows with an Enziguri and Roberts hits the corner! Roberts tags in Samuel who comes in the ring!
Steve White: Roberts doing an amazing job! A great new talent she is but she’s had to tag in Samuel and now here comes the monster ready to brutalise Astrid!
Chuck Thompson: Roberts did enough damage to her, Astrid needs to get out of there!
Sedin looks up and dashes at the massive Samuel but he stops her with his hand on her head and pushes her back down to the mat! Samuel jumps up and down and as Sedin gets back up he knocks her down with a big shoulder block! Sedin is in pain holding her side but Samuel grabs her by the hair! He headbutts the crap out of her head and sends her into the corner! Mazzio gets a blind tag on her as she stumbles out of the corner and drops to her knees! Samuel grabs her and laughs as he holds up is fist to pulverize her but Mazzio appears at great speed in front of him before impact and grabs his fist! Mazzio is the legal man and sends Samuel flying with a massive swat!
Steve White: Super Mazzio with a giant save and this guy just swats that huge monster Samuel away like nothing! That was incredible!
Chuck Thompson: The sheer size of Mazzio is impressive on it’s own but when you add in his strength, speed and ring genius makes him terrifying and when you add in the intensity and flair of Sedin, that makes for a hard team to beat!!
Samuel gets up in a rage and dashes at Mazzio but Mazzio side steps him and Samuel runs head first into the corner! Samuel shakes the cobwebs off and dashes up again but Mazzio dodges with superior speed and Samuel hits the opposing corner face first! Samuel loses it and starts yelling! He turns to Mazzio and swings but Mazzio blocks it and headbutts Samuel back into the corner to where Mazzio follows up with a big corner clothesline! The fans are all on their feet right now! Mazzio hoists Samuel up and tosses him around the ring, up and down like a sack of potatoes! Roberts calls for the tag but Samuel is in a bad position!
Steve White: Mazzio just dominating Samuel after Samuel was looking promising against Astrid. I say Lord Raab should have played this one out, we would have seen a decent match.
Chuck Thompson: Mazzio and Astrid with amazing offense. Samuel can’t keep up and Roberts wants the tag but Samuel won’t give it out!
Roberts wants the tag but Samuel refuses and shoves Mazzio away! Samuel gets up and hip and shoulders Mazzio into the corner hard! Samuel runs at Mazzio but Mazzio dashes out of the way and Samuel hits the corner hard! The fans are going nuts as a groggy Samuel turns around right into and open right hand, knocking him down! Roberts rages at Losak on the outside as Mazzio tags in Sedin! Sedin gets to the top of the rope and hits Flippin’ Out on Samuel then lies on him for the pin!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Mazzio and Astrid Sedin!
Steve White: Sedin and Mazzio do it!
Chuck Thompson: Convincing win, how do you think Lord Raab feels after watching this one?!
Mazzio helps Samuel up and sits him in the corner as Losak comes in. Losak is apprehensive of Mazzio but Mazzio doesn’t stick around and doesn’t stay to celebrate. Mazzio leaves and Losak tends to Samuel. Astrid takes it to celebrate to her music. She gets to the ropes and raises her arms to a mixed reaction.
Steve White: Mazzio helping Samuel up after that beating for some reason… Astrid now lef… WATCH OUT!!
Jessica Roberts storms the ring and hits Astrid in the back with a forearm and pulls her off of the ropes to the mat! Jessica picks Astrid up and bounces her head off of the corner! Jessica then follows from the ambush, tossing Astrid out of the ring and raising her arms!
Steve White: Jessica Roberts has tried to make a huge impact here in EHWF but being beaten by Astrid twice in a row must have gotten to her and she just took care of business!
Jessica raises her arms in the ring as Astrid rolls on the outside in pain. We fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage where Samson, The Mongrel and Bill Ryder are arguing.
Joshua Samson: Bill! You need to understand I had to do what was best for the show! Of course I personally value more than Eli Sykes but I needed something big and unexpected to draw in for Anarchy!
Bill Ryder: I was supposed to be the first pick for Anarchy. Eli Sykes hasn’t been here for over 6 months and he gets the overall #2 pick just like that… That was supposed to be my pick, my stock just fucking went down!
Samson looks over at a producer who gestures towards him. He nods and Bill goes to walk off but Samson grabs his arm.
Joshua Samson: Bill! Don’t be like that! This is a smart move! Trust me! Everything is going to work out. You’re my client and I’m going to look after you. This is a new chapter for Bill Ryder – the time you’ve been waiting for your whole career!
Bill Ryder: You bring Eli back into the picture and you don’t draft me first… I’m not happy Joshua…
Joshua Samson: Just stay right here! I don’t want you to worry about it…
Joshua Samson disappears behind the curtain again as we cut out back to the arena.
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic!
Patricia Downs points up towards the stage where the Mayhem and Anarchy logos appear on the tron. We pan down and see that there are two podiums still there on either side of the stage.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the second round draft picks where picks 3 and 4 will now be chosen!
Michael Rissi is already making his way to the podium. Joshua Samson follows as the Come At Me Bro theme fades out…
Steve White: Tonight has already been full of action and surprises… I’m not even going to try and guess who number 3 and 4 will be tonight…
Chuck Thompson: Blaise and Eli Sykes were drafted first… No one expected that. Everyone thought Aubree Celeste – The EHWF Champion would be first and Bill Ryder - Samson’s best friend would be second… Now everyone doesn’t know what to expect…
Joshua Samson: Well… it’s your turn.
Michael Rissi: I know it’s my turn… Honestly, I feel that if I didn’t choose the EHWF Champion then you should have – it would have given you the perfect opportunity to take advantage of my decision and get a leg up – you chose Eli Sykes instead and the genius of that is no one will know if that’s a smart move or a dumb move… regardless, you blew a big chance and as a result I will be drafting the EHWF Champion… Aubree Celeste!
The fans go wild! They get on their feet as Aubree comes out and makes her way to the podium. She doesn’t look too pleased but as she gets there, she holds he title up and shakes her head.
Aubree Celeste: I’m not the general manager of anything so I don’t make these decisions but I know and everyone knows that I’m the champion, I’m the best there is right now and I should have been drafted first… Michael Rissi, I don’t know what you were thinking but I guess I just have to prove to you and everyone else and embarrass you when I beat Blaise tonight and retain my title…
The fans go nuts but Samson rudely interrupts.
Joshua Samson: Yeah, yeah, yeah… Quiet down sugar. I didn’t want you or your title anyway so I guess both you and Mikey over there are wrong… I have something far better in mind… My next pick at pick number 4 will be… BILL RYDER!
Samson shouts it out with enthusiasm as Rissi smiles and Aubree rolls her eyes. The Mongrel comes out with Bill Ryder as his music hits! Samson over does it, clapping vigorously for him. Ryder doesn’t look pleased at first but he comes face to face with Samson. Mongrel smiles behind them as they end up hugging and the fans boo!
Steve White: Aubree, the EHWF Champion is number 3 and is going to ‘embarrass’ Rissi and prove everyone that she should have been number one by beating the number 1 pick, Blaise tonight with the title on the line she says… Can she do it.
Chuck Thompson: And Samson drafts Ryder this time… Ryder looking a little better but I still think he thinks his buddy should have drafted him first!
Bill Ryder: Everyone out there… The fans, the roster, Eli Sykes… Anarchy is MY show. This is destined to be my time and I finally have a platform that I can share with my FRIENDS here and rise to the top… where I belong… Where I should have been all along!
Aubree Celeste: If you should have been there all along then why don’t you have one of these? Why have you never had one?
Aubree holds the EHWF Championship up high and the fans cheer and laugh. Bill doesn’t look happy but Samson steps in.
Joshua Samson: We’ll see who’s laughing when Bill and I are killing you in the ratings!
The crowd goes wild as it gets heated!
Patricia Downs: Guys… the second round of picks is over… We have a match to get to next and then we can draft picks 5 and 6. Sound good?
The Come At Me Bro theme hits once more and Rissi and Aubree leave as Samson, Bill and Mongrel follow not long after. Patricia Downs comes up the steel steps and into the ring.
We see Patricia back in the ring with a mic ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a 6 man tag team match set for one fall!
Rocky and Colt come out on the right and left side beside Tum-Tum doing multiple handsprings and back handsprings down the aisle while Tum-Tum does cartwheels. Rocky and Colt both jump upon the apron Lesnar style and fling themselves in with front flips while Tum-Tum rolls into the and all three pose in various martial arts poses in the center of the ring together
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... The 3 Ninjas!
The opening sounds of Skillet's 'Not Gonna Die' hits the PA as smoke machines fill the entrance tunnel with smoke, and a bright light shines through it, illuminating a silhouette inside, walking out onto the stage. As the guitars set in, out of the smoke, dressed in his ring gear, a black leather trench coat, black gloves and sunglasses steps Austin Reynolds, who drops to a kneel, fist to the floor at the top of the ramp. As soon as the vocals start, he rises to his feet, arms spread wide.::
##Death surrounds
My heartbeat’s slowing down
I won’t take this world’s abuse
I won’t give up, I refuse!##
::Reynolds begins heading down the ramp, jawing at fans alongside the entrance way the whole way, occasionally cocking a hand back as if to backhand those he deems as having been too grabby.::
##This is how it feels when you’re bent and broken
This is how it feels when your dignity’s stolen
When everything you love is leaving
You hold on to what you believe in!##
::He stops in his tracks midway down the ramp, and raises a hand to point at the ring with a finger gun, smirking.::
##The last thing I heard was you whispering goodbye...
And then I heard you flat line!!!##
::He makes like he shoots the ring and breaks into a run to ringside, sliding under the bottom rope in full stride.::
##No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna stand and fight forever
(Don’t close your eyes)
No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna fight for us together
No, we’re not gonna die tonight!!!##
::He jumps onto the middle turnbuckle, looking out over the crowd, spreading his arms again, surveying the crowd, and running his mouth the whole time.::
##Break their hold
'Cause I won’t be controlled
They can’t keep their chains on me
When the truth has set me free
This is how it feels when you take your life back
This is how it feels when you finally fight back
When life pushes me I push harder
What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger!##
::He jumps back off of the turnbuckle, landing in a kneeling crouch of a pose like some kind of comic book character.::
##The last thing I heard was you whispering goodbye...
And then I heard you flat line!!!##
::He jumps back to his feet, shrugging off his coat to let it fall to the mat in one smooth motion.::
##No, not gonna die tonight
We’re gonna stand and fight forever
(Don’t close your eyes)
No, not gonna die tonight
We're gonna fight for us together
No, we’re not gonna die tonight!##
::His theatrics apparently done, he drops back into the turnbuckle again, lounging back in it lazily, as he takes off his sunglasses and flicks them out of the ring flippantly
Patricia Downs: And next... Their opponents... First… Austin Reynolds!
Kevin Hunter comes out to boos. He walks down the ramp then gets in the ring. He looks around and does an arm raise or two before waiting for his match to start. Someone throws some garbage at him from the crowd.
Patricia Downs: And next his partner… Kevin Hunter!
State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And finally… their partner… the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Conner Creed & Kevin Hunter & Austin Reynolds vs. 3 Ninjas
The world is eager to see Austin Reynolds debut as Creed and Hunter are on the apron not looking impressed. Steve and Chuck don’t see it even appropriate to remember the names of the 3 Ninjas as Ninja #1 starts off with Austin! They lock up and Austin instantly gets behind him and plants him on the mat! Austin is all over Ninja #1 with mat strikes and knees! They get up! Ninja #1 boots Austin in the gut then turns his arm around and tries to karate flip him but Austin gets out of it and presses him against the ropes! When he comes back Austin hits him with a big running scissor kick! He goes down and Austin covers!
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KICK OUT!
Austin picks Ninja #1 up and scoops him up then slams him upside down on the corner turnbuckle, hanging him up there! Austin then runs up and dropkicks him in the head! Ninja #1 falls down and Austin follows up with a spinning legdrop!
Steve White: This kid is good. There’s a reason why they called him up to the big time. Austin Reynolds can talk the talk and now it looks like he can walk the walk...
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, he loves himself that’s for sure… Can we get this over and done with… We all know 3 Ninjas is a joke, how the fuck did these assholes even get contracts. Assholes can’t even wrestle let alone come up with a gimmick…
Austin Reynolds does some theatrics as he picks up Ninja #1! He snaps a spinning kick into his gut but Ninja #1 grabs Austin and rams him into the corner! Ninja #1 tags to Ninja #2 and they give Austin a quick corner beating! Austin stumbles out of the corner and Ninja #2 grabs him and karate flips him on the mat! Austin snaps a kick into Ninja #2’s head quickly and gets up, dive tagging in Conner Creed! Ninja #2 gets up and does some karate stances but Creed runs up and hits him with Clothesline From Hell!
Steve White: Clothesline From Hell! Creed hits it instantly and that’s gotta be one of the most dangerous moves in the game today! These Ninjas are a fucking joke! Almost as pathetic as that Richard Dweck fuckbag!
Chuck Thompson: Creed looking proud of himself and Austin Reynolds has impressed. I think we know how this one is going to go. I only hope it happens quickly because I want to see the next draft picks!!
Creed isn’t fucking around. He wants to have some fun and he picks up the barely conscious Ninja #2! The Ninja punches him in the face but it’s a big mistake as Creed beats him down in the center of the ring! Lefts, rights, big jabs and haymakers! The Ninja is all bloody and Creed follows up with a massive sideslam! Ninja #2 gets up and groggily gets to the ropes but when he turns around he cops a big boot to the face. Creed shakes his head in disgust! He continues to bully the beaten Ninja, this time with a few big elbow drops that devastate him!
Steve White: What a beating! Creed is doing this purely for fun and Kevin Hunter is laughing his ass off on the apron! An easy win for these guys!
Chuck Thompson: Creed is gonna fucking kill this guys if they don’t get him out of there soon!
Creed grabs Ninja #2 and tosses him into the corner! Ninja #3 is forced to tag in! He runs in and Creed swings but Ninja #3 ducks him and chops Creed in the chest! Creed fires a right hand back and drops him! Creed yanks Ninja #3 up to he feet and hosts him up then slams him into the corner! Creed tags in Hunter and holds Ninja #3 up for him! Hunter runs in and clotheslines him right off of Creed as Creed slams him down! Ninja #3 is fucked up and Hunter stands over him as the fans go wild! Hunter starts wildly stomping out Ninja #3 as the other Ninja brothers are forced to watch!
Steve White: Hunter coming in now and really aggressively assaulting the 3rd Ninja! It’s been a hard hitting match but all in the favour of one team!
Chuck Thompson: Come on Hunter… End this already! Fuck these Ninja assholes!
Hunter hits Ninja #3 with a Euro Uppercut! He stumbles around as Hunter kicks his leg out! Hunter methodically stomps him out until he gets up out of desperation but walks right into another Euro Uppercut! The fans are going wild as Hunter rams him gut and back first into the corner! Creed slaps Ninja #3 in the back of the head from the corner and he stumbles back towards Hunter! Hunter hits yet another timed Euro Uppercut on Ninja #3! He hits the ropes and flails off right into Killer Effect! The fans go nuts as Hunter puts his boot on his chest!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners! The team of Austi…
Austin snatches the mic from Patricia Downs as the three men get in the ring to celebrate!
Austin Reynolds: Here are your winners… AUSTIN REYNOLDS and his two backup dancers! Yeah! Let’s hear it for them! Austin Reynolds and Co won this match!
The fans cheer as Austin starts wilding with the mic in the ring and Creed and Hunter don’t look happy or impressed.
Steve White: What the fuck is Austin Reynolds doing? This kid wanna get flattened before starting his career?
Austin Reynolds: Austin Reynolds… The new hottest commodity in EHWF and 2 other guys who tried to help him are the winners of this contest! YES!
Austin smirks at Creed and Hunter who approach him but Austin does the smart thing and rolls out of the ring. He makes his way back up the ramp with a smirk as Hunter and Creed look out at him. We fade out backstage.
We fade in backstage in Michael Rissi’s office. He’s going through some badass paperwork… There’s a knock on his door as a producer sticks his head in the door.
Producer: Rissi… Those 4 competitors that Rose signed while everyone was away are here too see you now…
Michael Rissi: Ah… Excellent, send them in now.
The fans go wild as they watch on the tron…
Steve White: Who is it!? Who is it!?
The fans reaction instantly drops to a mixed one as DGS, Madison Murdock and James Champ walk through the door into Rissi’s office. They all have smirks on and DGS holds his arms out.
Steve White: It’s the DGS crew!? They’re back!? This is who Rose signed!? WHY!? Why is there only three of them…
DGS: Hello again… Michael Rissi…
Michael Rissi: Hey... … Who are you guys?
The fans back in the arena laugh as DGS and his crew look at each other confused… Michael Rissi is just as confused as he studies the 3 in front of him.
DGS: I-It’s me… It’s DGS… David Smith… It’s US!?
Michael Rissi: I don’t think we’ve met before…
Madison Murdock: What!? How can you not remember… It’s us! US!
Michael Rissi: I… I have no idea who you people are… are you sure that we’ve ever met before? W-why are there are only 3 of you, I thought there were 4?
DGS: Well… Uh? See, there was a 4th member of The Smith Family but he’s a little busy right now and he’s tentative on the whole thing right now, but he might join us later…
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think this is going the way they thought it would…
The fans are giving off a mixed reaction as Rissi strokes his beard in confusion. DGS and the rest of the Smith Family stand in front of him, still with little expression.
Michael Rissi: Well… It’s good you meet you guys… I don’t know why they suspended Rose for hiring you guys, you seem like upstanding citizens to me…
DGS tries to get a word in but Rissi gets up and makes his way to the door.
Michael Rissi: Sorry… I gotta jet, I have to get my other draft pick in but it was cool meeting you guys… Let me know if there’s anything you can ever do for me…
DGS and Madison go to say something but the words can’t come out as the fans laugh back in the arena. Rissi leaves the room and makes his way down the hallway. They look up at Champ who shrugs… We fade out.
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic!
Patricia Downs points up towards the stage where the Mayhem and Anarchy logos appear on the tron. We pan down and see that there are two podiums still there on either side of the stage.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the next round draft picks!
Joshua Samson is already at his podium as Rissi follows from behind the curtain.
Steve White: Blaise and Aubree are drafted to Mayhem so far with Eli Sykes and Bill Ryder going to Anarchy!
Chuck Thompson: It’s been unexpected so I can’t even try and guess who’s next bro…
Joshua Samson: Well… it’s your call Mikey...
Michael Rissi: I know it’s my fucking call you dickmouth! Wasting your pick on the mediocre Bill Ryder just because he is your buttbuddy is going to cost you! I already have one champion on my roster and I’m about to have 2! That’s why I’m choosing – the man! I pick… Matheson and The Hardcore Championship!
The fans go wild as Matheson comes out! Samson shakes his head and Matheson makes his way to the Mayhem podium where he holds up his Hardcore Championship belt!
Chuck Thompson: Matheson gets drafted and Rissi gets another huge title to his brand but what if Matheson loses tonight? Better draft Brooklyn too!
Joshua Samson: You want me to bring in some gold? Fine then… My next pick and pick 6 overall is the Bad Blood Champion… The Misfit!
The Misfit’s music hits! He comes out and stands on the stage, raising the title up high above his head. The fans go nuts as Matheson and Misfit stare each other down intently!
Chuck Thompson: Samson gets a title on his brand finally! The Misfit comes over and brings the Bad Blood Championship with him!
The Misift and Matheson leave their podiums and make their way backstage again as Patricia Downs signals over to the two managers once more.
Patricia Downs: Gentlemen, thank you for those picks… To your next picks now if you will… Mr. Rissi?
Rissi waits for the fans to go nuts as the two champions leave the stage.
Michael Rissi: Thanks Patricia… This one took a bit of thought. Do I go for straight talent or try and get some titles? I realised I could do both with this draft pick so… That’s why my next pick for Mayhem will be… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
The fans get to their feet as Creed comes out with his title belt and makes his way to the podium. He looks out at the fans and raises his title while Rissi claps.
Steve White: Another HUGE pick for Mayhem! Creed just came from savagely beating in the heads of three rookies and he loved it… Rissi now gets ANOTHER huge title on Mayhem while Samson only has the Bad Blood title… I’d say Rissi is winning this draft right now…
Joshua Samson: I can’t say I haven’t admired you Creed, you’d be a great choice for my show even if you are a complete dick! Nevertheless, Creed may be one tough SOB with no respect for anyone… but my next pick makes Creed look like an ant! I can’t say I like him but I do need him on my show… My next pick… Mazzio!
The fans go nuts! Creed doesn’t look impressed as Mazzio comes out. Mazzio stands on the stage for a moment, he doesn’t look thrilled either as Samson zealously claps at the podium.
Steve White: Mazzio the next acquisition for Samson and while it’s a good choice, Samson yet again misses out on trying to grab another title… What is this guys plan?
Mazzio and Creed leave as Patricia Downs makes her way back into the ring with her mic.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a tag team contest set for one fall!
The crowd showed a mixed reaction the second 'Coming For The Throne' took over the sold out arena. Bill Ryder waited for the song to carry on for about twenty seconds before he decided to emerge from behind the black curtain. The former King of Bereavement slowly walked across the top of the stage, his eyes pointing directly towards the ring. The heavily bearded Ryder could be seen with a more intense image then his previous runs in EHWF. He stood at the top of the ramp while representing his vintage black and red attire that held his name and various logos. His attire matches perfectly, all the way from the black and red padded boots, to the Fox biker gloves that covered his hands. A black unzipped 'Bulletproof Born' hoodie stretched perfectly the skin of his impressive physique. He stood motionless for a few seconds, allowing himself to feed off the adrenaline from the live crowd.
(Audio)
Wake up, when you're burning inside
And everybody's gone & lost their faith in you
:: The methodical Ryder extended his right hand forward, lifting his thumb and pushing his index finger forward, forming a hand made gun signal with the use of his right hand. He then retreated his index finger from pointing towards the ring, to it now being pointed to the side of his head. He smirked, pulling the trigger and sending a violent chill throughout the arena. ::
:: He never once increased his pace towards the ring. He ignored the arrogant fans around him, as he slowly stepped past them as if they weren't there. He slowly walked up the steps, taking a few steps across the apron, before entering the ring. ::
(Audio)
Wake up, you better open your eyes Look around 'cause there's so much love to loose
:: He stepped to the center of the ring and looked out into the sea of fans who surrounded him. He then extended both hands forward, while displaying the same gun symbol now with both hands. He pointed both hands towards the crowd, who continued to show their disapproval for this new side of the man who once was viewed as one of their favorites. ::
:: He then lowered his hands down away from the crowd, but was now pointing both hands in the direction of the EHWF Showtime Championship that he still wore around his waist. He revealed a smile that preached a vile sickness towards those watching all around him. ::
(Audio)
(Whoa) Heavy is the heart of the one who walks alone (Whoa) Let 'em know that you're coming for the throne
:: Bang! ::
:: He then dropped down to both knees, as he lifted his head upward and towards the rafters above the ring. He stretched his arms outward, as if he was a man praying to be sacrificed to the God's above. He stayed like this for a few seconds before lowering his head, and sliding over towards the nearest corner where he would take a seat on the mat, and await for the pre-match ceremonies to begin. ::
(Audio)
I'm coming for the throne
Illa Isabella: Introducing First... Bill Ryder!
Abruptly the lights go out across the arena and it sends the crowed into a frenzy. Slowly the Image of the skull that blinks from being normal to x-rayed appears on the stage screen.
HAIL TO THE KING!
Avenged Sevenfolds Hail to the king blast over the pa system and Eric Smith burst out from behind the curtain dressed in black short trunks and knee pads. His hands are heavily taped. The fans erupt in anger and boos. He then thrust his arms out and into the air. Eric then walks to the center of the stage and crouches down on the stage. He abruptly jumps back up and roars like a mad man. And as his feet hit the ground piro explodes to his left and to his right turning the arena red. Eric then begins to make his way down the ramp . The Rage then walks to the ring steps and climbs his way to the turnbuckle and looks out over the crowed. Climbing into the ring he then awaits for opponent.
Illa Isabella: And next... His partner... Eric "The Rage" Smith!
The lights in the arena flicker off, as the opening to "Violence (Enough is Enough)" by A Day to Remember begins to play throughout the arena. It keeps building up as the crowd erupt with a mixture of boos and cheers, already knowing who's about to come out. The song really starts to break down, as Brandon Bash makes his way out onto the stage. Not in his usual suit and tie, he can be seen wearing his trademark wrestling shorts with a "BB" logo just under the waistline above his crotch with reapers on both sides of the logo. On the back of the shorts is a set of red eyes and a sharp set of teeth seen out of the outline of a mouth. Brandon looks around at the crowd, flashing a cocky smirk as he stops in the middle of the ramp. He brings his palms together, then bows his head slightly while closing his eyes. It seems as if he is saying a small prayer, before opening his eyes and flashing a small, sadistic grin across his lips. He makes his way down the ramp, ignoring all the jeers and insults from the crowd. He climbs up the steel steps, wiping his feet on the apron before climbing in through the middle rope. Brandon would then pace around the ring a bit, before stepping over to a random turnbuckle. He would once again flash his trademark sadistic grin, as he popped his knuckles, then his neck. "Violence (Enough is Enough)" began to fade away as he awaited for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And their opponents... First... Brandon Bash!
The Misfit’s music hits! The lights go dark and spotlights fill the area as the fans cheer. A tinge of red fills the strobe lights as Misfit is spotted in the crowd! The fans go nuts as he makes his way through the crowd and jumps the barricade. He gets in the ring and holds his Bad Blood Championship up to the opponents and his partner.
Illa Isabella: And next... His partner... The Bad Blood Champion... The Misfit!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Bill Ryder & Eric Smith vs. The Misfit & Brandon Bash
The bell sounds and Eric begins the match with Brandon The fans are cheering as they lock up and Eric gets a hard knee in on Brandon! Eric pulls Brandon back and whips him into the corner hard as Bill holds him! Eric runs up and hits Brandon with a big running clothesline! Brandon stumbles around as Eric lines him up and takes him down with a big running boot to the skull! The fans are going nuts as Eric looks around and Brandon tries to recover while holding his jaw! Eric grabs him by the back of the neck but Brandon elbows him in the midsection and rams him back first into the corner! Eric yells in pain and Brandon pulls Eric up and Bashplexes him down to the mat hard! The fans are on their feet as Eric gets up, holding his neck looking more pissed off than before!
Steve White: Eric Smith and Bash fighting a pretty even contest but Eric is way more intense right now and I think he hurt Bash pretty hard there! There is so much rage between these Bad Blood guys, it's not funny!!
Chuck Thompson: Eric Smith looking great, looking like he wrestled just yesterday! There is no ring rust on this guy, he is a hard hitting competitor that's for sure!
Bash locks up with Eric again! Eric too strong! Eric gets Bash in the corner and starts hitting him with corner thrusts before planting Bash with a monkey flip out of the corner! The fans are all on their feet! Bash gets up but Eric is freaking fast and runs a knee across Bash's face! Bash goes down, bleeding from the mouth and Eric lines him up but Bill reaches in and blind tags Eric! Eric isn't happy. Eric shoves Bill as he comes in the ring and Bill shoves back! There's nothing in it, Eric palms Bill away but they decide to keep it cool for the sake of the match and Bill comes in! Bill rushes in and starts stomping out a bleeding Bash! Bill bounces off of the ropes and goes for a big one but Bash hoists Bill up and plants him with a spinebuster! Both men are down and the fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Bill with those ruthless stomps to Bash but Bash made him pay! This one is hearing up right now!
Chuck Thompson: Bill with that blind tag on Eric into this one showing that no one is friends with anyone in this contest!
Bill and Brandon come in and Brandon gets a mean knee in on Bill! Bill fires back with a big elbow to the face of Brandon as he tries to grab him! Bill hits Brandon with a suplex then quickly follows up with another one! Bill picks Brandon up! Brandon gets Bill in a wristlock! Bill yells in pain but twists out of it! Brandon fires a lariat but Bill ducks it! Brandon turns around and Bill hits him with Ryde Of Your Life! The fans get to their feet! Brandon hits the corner and he's out of it! Misfit tags himself in and Bash falls to the canvas!
Steve White: Ryde Of Your Life! Bill hits it on Brandon and Brandon is out of it but Misfit tags in!
Chuck Thompson: You
would have thought Bill could have one it there but The Misfit thinks quick! Now here he comes! What a match!!
The Misfit runs in with a big smile on his face! He grabs Bill and hits him with a big belly to belly suplex! Bill gets up holding his neck! Misfit runs up and takes Bill down again, this time with a lariat! The Misfit points down at Bill then looks over at Eric. The Misfit starts to yell at Eric and Eric yells back as the two get into a heated arguement! Eric looks as if he's about to come in and Misfit is ready but Bill comes from behind and rolls Misfit up!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Bill tryna steal one there and trying to get one over The Misfit as Misfit is the one who took the Bad Blood Championship from Bill Ryder in the first place!
Chuck Thompson: Eric Smith making it known to Nick Phoenix right three that he's ready to scrap for that title at any time!!
Bill and Misfit get up and Bill hits Misfit with a knee to the gut then starts to pound him with big punches and forearms to the back and head! Misfit it hurt but won't go down! Misfit tosses Bill off of him! Bill goes to get up but Misfit runs a big boot into him! Bill scrambles up! He tags in Eric and rests in the corner! Eric jumps in and Misfit runs at him but Eric is quicker and hits Misfit with a massive running STO! Misfit is down and Eric gets up and yells over him as the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Eric Smith living up to his name THE RAGE! Taking down The Misfit! These guys have been through it all tonight but the hatred is too deep!!
Chuck Thompson: The teams are rocky but the victory had become integral to these men all of a sudden! What a rivalry!
Eric picks The Misfit up and tosses him into the corner then follows up with a big corner clothesline! Eric goes for another one but Misfit jumps up and Eric runs into his boot before Misfit comes out and hits Eric with a big swinging neckbreaker! The fans go nuts as The Misfit covers!
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Bill runs in with an axe handle to the back and breaks it up! Misfit gets up and before Bill can get back to his corner, Misfit slaps him across the face and down to the mat! Bill is down and Misfit grabs Eric once again! Misfit hits Eric with a mean knife-edge chop then pushes him on the ropes! Misfit grabs Eric in and wants Sanity but a pissed off Ryder runs in and king hits Misfit in the back of the head! Eric falls to the mat!
Steve White: Bill, pissed off from Misfit’s slap, runs back into this one and punches him right in the back of the head!
Chuck Thompson: Bill Ryder not happy but neither is Bash!
Bill headbutts Misfit down to the mat off of the punch! Bash runs in and the fans go wild! Bash starts booting Bill in the back and down to the mat! Bash blocks a strike from Bash as Bash grabs Bill’s head then bounces it off of the corner! Bash runs at Bill but Bill pulls the top rope down and Bash goes over to the outside! Bill runs up and punts Misfit in the ribs before he can get up. Bill then shakes his head and holds his jaw as he rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp, ditching Eric as Eric watches from the ropes…
Steve White: Bill has had enough and he’s leaving… Bill is leaving the area and leaving Eric Smith to fend for himself!
Chuck Thompson: Bill doesn’t care about Smith, he did his damage and now he doesn’t want any further part of this!
Bill is gone! Eric gets up and acts quickly on Misfit, getting a few in but Misfit shoves Eric off of him! Misfit boots Eric in the chest! Eric hits the ropes but then comes right back and hip and shoulders Misfit back to the mat only to get a hangman off of the ropes from Bash on the apron! Eric falls in the ring and Misfit comes up and hits him with punches to the head! The fans are going wild! Misfit scoops Eric up and hits him with a massive scoopslam in the center of the ring while Bash runs up and drops a mean elbow on him! Bash gets up but Misfit betrays him and hits him with Sanity!
Steve White: NO! Misfit has this one in the bag and takes out Bash! We knew it was just a matter of time!
Chuck Thompson: Did he get all of Sanity though?!
Bash crawls back out to the apron and to his corner slowly! Misfit grabs Eric but Eric slaps Misfit off of him and goes for the Ericplex but Misfit elbows Eric in the side of the head and gets out of it! Misfit swings! Eric ducks! Eric shoves Misfit back first into his corner! Bash pops up and gets the blind tag from behind! Misfit looks over pissed off and shocked but Eric pulls Misfit towards him and hits him with a big right hand! Eric pulls back for a finisher but as he runs Misfit boots him in the gut to set up Sanity! Bash runs in, the legal man and hits Misfit with a spinning kick to the back of the head! He goes down and the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Is this a fucking tag match or a triple threat? What’s happening right now?!
Chuck Thompson: Why don’t Bash and Misfit simply work together to win this one, THEN kill each other?!
Bash and Misfit trade punches but get nowhere and start to grapple! Eric bounces off of the ropes! They notice him and run towards him but he takes them both down with a double clothesline! Eric picks up Misfit and yells in his face before tossing him out of the ring and dusting his hands! Bash is up! Eric turns around, Bash fires Texas Chin Massacre but Eric ducks it! Bash hits the ropes but turns back and runs at Eric – but Eric runs back and hits Bash with Breathless! The fans go wild as Eric falls on Bash!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Bill Ryder and Eric Smith!
Steve White: Eric Smith did it?! How!? How did he fucking do it!?
Chuck Thompson: Bash and Misfit fell apart just as Eric and Bill did…
Eric stands over Bash in the ring. Eric gestures that the Bad Blood Championship is going to find it’s way to his waist… We cut away to the stage where the podiums are set once again!
Patricia Downs points up towards the stage where the Mayhem and Anarchy logos appear on the tron. We pan down and see that there are two podiums still there on either side of the stage.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the next round draft picks!
Joshua Samson and Rissi come out to their podiums as the ring is vacated!
Steve White: Both rosters coming together nicely as it’s time for even more picks right now!!
Chuck Thompson: Samson needs more titles on his show or he’s gonna be left out in the dark…
Joshua Samson: Well, you know the drill by now…
Michael Rissi: True… Well, I’ll admit you made a big pick last round so this round I’m not going to just focus on gold. I’m going to pick a man who is a former EHWF Champion and one of the quickest risers in EHWF in recent memory… Kevin Hunter!
The fans give a mixed reaction as Hunter comes out on the stage. He performs some taunts and holds his arms out as the fans take it in and boo. Hunter smirks as he makes his way up on the podium and raises his arms!
Steve White: Rissi with a giant pick giving Mayhem a huge boost, Samson is going to have to think quick here if he wants to stay with it!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is a big pick and that also means Hunter and Creed will stay together on Mayhem so the Sons of Chaos Creed/Hunter alliance is alive and well!
The fans go nuts but Samson tries to dispel them.
Joshua Samson: I’m choosing this man for a number of reasons… #1 he can at least go into a match and slug it out with his psychotic behaviour… #2 I want his title for my show. #3 he has a bit of a reputation now… but the most important reason is for myself… I’m drafting him to my show because I… no WE’RE not finished with him… I need a punching bag and I NEED to settle a score… So I draft… Lord Raab!
The fans cheer! Raab’s music hits and they get to their feet but Raab doesn’t appear… Samson steps back up to the podium.
Joshua Samson: Unfortunately, Raab couldn’t be here tonight… As you may have heard, he pussied out BUT Raab will be on MY show and The Mongrel and I and the rest of the Samson Family will have some fun with old Raab… right after one of them takes his title… Good luck Raab! You’re gonna need it!
The fans boo! The Come At Me Bro theme hits again and the men make their way off stage as we cut out to backstage!
We come in backstage where Eric Smith is limping up the hallway with his sports bag. He looks up and a smile grows on his face. He storms up to Bill Ryder who is icing the inside of his leg on a medical bench.
Eric Smith: What the fuck what that out there? I know we can't stand each other but I thought that we came to a shred of an understanding before... You leave me to twist out there in the wind?
Bill Ryder: You think I care? You think I give a shit? I don't need the Bad Blood title and I don't need to fight any of you guys... Fuck you!
Eric gets up close to Bill but Bill doesn't look intimidated.
Eric Smith: You know what Bill? All you did was make me look really good... And when I hold that title and climb to the fucking top... You'll still be here, struggling on the midcard where you'll always belong... Because your attitude is shit and you can't wrestle your way out of a cardboard box!
Smith spits some blood on the floor in front of Bill before limping away back up the hall. Bill doesn't look pleased as we pan in close to his face and see the rage growing... We cut back to the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match set for one fall and it is for the Hardcore Championship!
At the crack and whip of his theme's opening chord, live coverage of the backstage area is displayed on the titantron; the hall is barely breathing with life as there are only a few stage handlers present; before too long a large man with a herculean figure explodes from the Men's Locker Room to the right. He storms the hall with fire - almost as red as his hair - in his eyes. During his expedition toward the stage entrance, he snatches a water bottle from the grip of a 'Make a Wish' child and impolitely shoves a member of the Stage Crew to the floor to his own appeasement. The fans however, aren't shy about letting him know how they feel, as they're showering him with jeers. When he's finally met the stage entrance, he decapitates the swiped water bottle, pouring most of it over his head prior to in-taking some of its refreshing taste and tossing it aside.
Brooklyn slices through the curtain to a wave of jeers that he just rides all the way down the ramp. There's a crooked grin of self-assurance on his face that matches the mischief of his raised left brow as he breezes by those at ringside. He pauses approximately three feet from the ring, glaring from one side of the arena to the pupil frying lights high above to the other side of the compound. He measures his target, then without any given warning rockets onto the apron showcasing the strength and balance in his legs. The big man slithers into the ring approaching the far east side of the ring where the cameras are usually stationed, playing up to them by shouting expletives to the audience just to garner a reaction out of them from atop of the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And now… The Challenger… Brooklyn!
The arena lights dim when the music of Hanz Zimmer “My Enemy” begins to play, the crowd look towards the entrance ramp in anticipation, the curtain is pulled aside by the sociopathic loner known as Matheson. He stands in front of the entrance with his arms raised up to his side, glancing around at the audience in attendance whilst doing so, Matheson lowers his arms and begins his slow walk towards the ring.
Matheson walks around the ring before rolling underneath the bottom rope, getting up to his feet he walks over to the side of the ring and raises his arms again, the crowd give him a mixed reaction from that side of the auditorium. Matheson walks across the ring and raises his arms again, the crowd give their reaction towards the inhuman monstrum. He walks over to his corner to take his leather jacket and tied plaid shirt off his waist, handing it to the timekeeper through the ropes before sitting down in corner with his head resting on the second turnbuckle awaiting the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... The Hardcore Championr… Matheson!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Matheson (c) vs. Brooklyn
The crowd is going nuts as the two lock up in the center of the ring. They both struggle for a few moments, seeming to be a stalemate. After a few moments of this, they break off of each other. The crowd are still going nuts. Matheson runs up and knees the fuck out of Brooklyn’s gut but Brooklyn fires a right hand right back into the face of Matheson! Brooklyn bounces off of the ropes and hits Matheson with a big running boot! The fans are going wild as Matheson boots Brooklyn in the gut! Matheson goes to go on the outside to grab a weapon but Brooklyn spins him around and uppercuts the fuck out of him!
Chuck Thompson: This is probably the most intense match on the card! Both men have developed a real rivalry and both men want to destroy each other and everything they stand for! It’s not just about the title in this one!
Steve White: They busted each other open and beat the fuck out of each other at Bloodbath last month and now Brooklyn wants to get rid of Matheson and take the Hardcore Championship back, to end it once and for all!
Brooklyn fights back, overpowering Matheson and headbutting him! The two continue to grapple and wrestle! Brooklyn hoists Matheson up and tosses him in a heap in the center of the ring! Matheson recovers for a moment. He gets up after a while holding his chin but as he turns around Brooklyn cracks a steel chair over his head! Brooklyn has brought in 2 chairs and a table while Matheson was recovering! The fans are going nuts! Matheson is against the ropes trying to recover but Brooklyn runs up and hits him in the body with a steel chair then hits him in the gut with it! Matheson is bent over and Brooklyn cracks the chair over Matheson’s back, sending him back down! Matheson is hurt and bleeding on the mat as Brooklyn holds up the broken steel chair!
Steve White: Brooklyn seems to be even more ruthless if that’s possible! Brooklyn really wants that title back and he wants to hurt Matheson as much as possible tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Matheson isn’t afraid of some chair shots though! He’s getting up! Look at that! Matheson has been through this many times before Steve and he won’t let this one get away from him!
Brooklyn goes to grab Matheson but Matheson elbows him in the gut! Matheson gets the time to backhand Brooklyn down to the mat then go over to the table! The fans go nuts as he sets it up! Matheson gets the table in position and then grabs Brooklyn by the hair! He picks him up and hoists him on his back! Brooklyn slides down and spins Matheson around! Brooklyn tries to grab him but it’s not good as Matheson hoists him up for a slam through the table! Brooklyn drops off then overpowers Matheson at the last moment and hits him with a suplex right through the table! The fans go nuts as both men are down but Brooklyn is able to cover him after a moment!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Brooklyn puts Matheson through the table after all over those reversals! What impact! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: Matheson has taken a lot of damage and Brooklyn loves it! It looks like Matheson is losing control here but he was able to kick out, even after such a big move there!
Brooklyn pulls Matheson out of the debris and tosses him out of the ring! Matheson hits the floor and Brooklyn slides outside! Matheson tries to crawl away but Brooklyn stops him! Matheson spins around and cracks a stepladder over Brooklyn’s head! The fans all instantly pick up as both men are bleeding now! Matheson grabs a ladder from the floor and runs the top run into Brooklyn’s head, knocking him down to the floor! Matheson grabs Brookyln and rolls him back into the ring and slides in another table! Matheson sets the table in the corner then grabs Brooklyn! He whips Brooklyn but Brooklyn reverses it and hammer throws Matheson right through the table in the corner! The fans go NUTS!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Brooklyn sends Matheson through another damn table! What a throw! Matheson is getting whipped here!
Chuck Thompson: Brooklyn is probably the most impressive new superstar in EHWF this year! He knows that title belongs around his waist!
Brooklyn yanks Matheson up but Matheson rocks Brooklyn with big rights to the head! Matheson gets behind Brooklyn and wraps his arm up, going for his finisher but Brooklyn pulls out of it and pushes Matheson against the corner! Brooklyn runs for a corner clothesline but Matheson jumps up and Brooklyn runs into his boot! Matheson fires a clothesline but Brooklyn ducks it then levels Matheson with a scissor kick! Matheson sprawls over the canvas! Brooklyn stalks him but as he picks him up, Matheson crawled over to a barbwire wrapped steel chair and cracks it over Brooklyn’s head! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: SHIT! Barbwire wrapped chair to the fucking skull! Matheson did a good job of concealing that chair and using it!
Chuck Thompson: That was fucking brutal!!
Matheson pulls a badly bleeding Brooklyn off of the ropes and goes for Enlightenment! Before impact, Brooklyn slides out of it and goes for Brooklyn Bridge but it’s countered back into Enlightenment! Matheson fall on Brooklyn after his finisher and uses the ropes for leverage in the cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Hardcore Champion… Matheson!
The fans go nuts! Matheson rolls out of the ring with the Hardcore Championship belt! He makes his way up the ramp with a smirk as Brooklyn sits up, disappointed and pissed off. Matheson holds up the title belt at the top of the ramp as we fade out…
“Sink Into the Underground” by Cky blares throughout the arena as a very dapper suited Joshua Samson, followed by the menacing The Mongrel, walks out to the top of the ramp. There is an uproar of jeers throughout the crowd. Samson raises an eyebrow and chuckles upon hearing the disdain from the audience.
Steve White: Here comes quite possibly the most hated man in EHWF history!
Chuck Thompson: And that's saying a lot since we have had quite a few people that have been hated!
The duo make their way down the rampway and enter the ring. The crowd continues with their collective jeers.
Steve White: I can’t remember the last time we saw The Mongrel here in EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: It’s been a few weeks. I think the last time might have been at Meltdown.
Steve White: You may be correct, Chuck.
Joshua Samson: That’s right you pencil neck Pennsylvania punks….boo me all you want. That’s what you’re supposed to do. That’s why I’m here so you can get a clear image of what bad guys are all about. But while you’ve all been loudly booing me, I have silently been making the Samson Family stronger….increasing our position in the wrestling world and more specifically right here in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: There is nothing that that little weasel does in silence!
Joshua Samson: In case you poduck Pennsylvanians have faulty internet on your flip phones, you may not have realized that I have been aggressively campaigning on Twitter to be placed in charge of EHWF. You know…”when I’m in charge of EHWF:” Anyway, it seems that Mikey Rissi and his uptight circle jerk staff have come to their senses and somewhat listened to me. And by somewhat, I mean, Mikey didn’t right out and put me in charge….no, no there was a poll on the EHWF website having you chromosome missing people decide who should be the general manager of the soon to be resurrected Anarchy show.
Crowd: NOT YOU, SAMSON! *clapclapCLAPCLAPCLAP* NOT YOU, SAMSON!
Steve White: It is apparent who these fans DID NOT vote for.
Chuck Thompson: I didn’t vote for him either that’s for sure!
Joshua Samson: Like what owner of a multi million dollar company would leave the fate of his organization to the whim of fair weather fans such as you idiots?!
Snickering, Samson looks up at the scarred visage of The Mongrel. The near seven-footer shrugs his shoulders.
Joshua Samson: Of course that owner is….Mikey Rissi.
The crowd explodes in cheers.
Joshua Samson: If that doesn’t prove my point that EHWF is ready for some new leadership then I don’t know what will. But everyone can rest easy now because there is finally a person in the front office that will bring some common sense and direction to this company. See there was enough intelligence amongst of you that you made the right choice and voted me as the new Anarchy General Manager!
Crowd: NOT YOU, SAMSON! *clapclapCLAPCLAPCLAP*
Steve White: It was revealed two weeks ago that indeed Joshua Samson has indeed been voted as the new Anarchy General Manager!
Chuck Thompson: There should be a clear recount! There is NO WAY any sane person voted for the little weasel! NO FUCKING WAY!!
As if Samson could hear Chuck, the head of the Samson Family points at the color commentator.
Joshua Samson: Faith in wrestling humanity has been restored because Joshua Samson, Esquire is now has some official stroke in Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation!
Thompson extends his middle finger which causes Samson to chuckle.
Joshua Samson: My first official on-air act as the Anarchy General Manager will be to...
Suddenly the lights in the arena begin to flash and smoke emerges from the ramp. “Headlines” by Drake then hits the PA system.
"I Might Be Too Strung Out On Confidence"
"Overdosed On Compliments"
"Started Not To Give A Fuck"
"And Stopped Fearing The Consequence"
The fans break out into a cheer as Rissi performs some theatrics at the top of the ramp then bolts down into the ring.
Steve White: Oh no! Here comes Rissi! Finally these two meet in the ring albeit on opposite ends of the EHWF spectrum!
Chuck Thompson: This is going to be good!
The Mongrel and Samson take a few steps back as Samson tells Mongrel to hold back a minute. Rissi smirks and fixes his suit and tie before grabbing a mic...
Michael Rissi: So… J Samps… Here you are, finally! You’ve come out of your pathetic little hole with your pathetic overgrown rat of a friend here and all it took was you becoming GM… GM of a brand that I now get to compete against… and humiliate it’s GM… but you and I - you and I have a lot to settle first. You’ve been ducking me for a month now so why don’t we settle some of these deep seated issues… right now!
The fans go NUTS as a Rissi chant breaks out and Rissi smirks as he walks up closer to the two men. Samson puts his hand out and smiles for a second as he takes a step back in line with The Mongrel.
Joshua Samson: Settle what right now, Mikey? Are you out here to fight me….to wrestle me?! Newsflash, Mikey, I am THE Executive Representative of the greatest assemblage of wrestlers in the world today. As a matter of fact, I’m the General Manager of a brand in YOUR company. What in the hell do I look like fighting you?! Honestly, Mikey, can you even afford to take another bump with that bum ass neck of yours?
Michael Rissi: It’s no secret my neck is in bad shape and my leg ain’t no better son, but you can only push a guy so far before he lays out your bitch ass… I’m not going to lie to you J Samps; you might be the Anarchy GM now but tonight might be the night I knock you the FUCK out!
The fans go wild and The Mongrel and Samson go to speak up but Rissi takes another step forward and interrupts them.
Michael Rissi: You’re the Executive Representative for a bunch of no good dirty assholes who’re gonna get what’s coming to them sooner or later. I know you’re not going to do anything to jeopardise your Anarchy GM status so I’m gonna let the ball lie in your court tonight Samps. If you wanna draft some more wrestlers to a brand that you’re going to be humiliated running - then go ahead… but if you wanna make a move, if you wanna take me on tonight and try and get at me the way you’ve been trying to get at me all month on Twitter and all that shit hiding behind a screen… then tonight is the night son… Step up!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Michael Rissi is serious here Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: There is no way anything is going down here tonight… Joshua Samson isn’t that stupid, he just got made the GM of an EHWF Show after all!
Samson is a little taken back and doesn’t know how to act as Rissi smirks and steps forward again. The Mongrel doesn’t look happy as he grinds his teeth and takes one step in front of Samson. Samson looks around then looks down at his mic, waiting for the fans to stop cheering.
Joshua Samson: This isn’t what you want, Mikey…..this...is...not...what….you….want!
Michael Rissi takes one more step forward - now he’s up close with the two men. The fans are all on their feet as Rissi smiles.
Michael Rissi: You have no idea what I want… Like I said… The ball’s in your court now Samps…
The fans are going nuts. Samson has to think on his feet now as Rissi isn’t backing down but it’s visible that The Mongrel doesn’t like this disrespect. Rissi just smirks wider as all three men are up close in the ring now.
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know if I like where this is going… We got a draft to finish tonight…
With an uncanny amount of quickness not attributed to a man as big as The Mongrel, the near seven-footer lashes out and clasps his huge right hand around the neck of Michael Rissi. Samson takes a few steps back to put himself closer to the turnbuckles.
Joshua Samson: If this is what he wants then give it to him, Mongrel!
Steve White: NO WAY! Bah Gawd these guys can’t be this stupid! They’re not gonna do it!? They can’t do it to the owner!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t believe it but Mongrel has Rissi! What the heck is Samson doing!?
Rissi rams Mongrel off of him but he doesn’t have it in him to avoid a big monster right hand sending Rissi into the ropes! Samson looks defiant on his side of the ring but somewhat conflicted as the fans are going ape shit! Mongrel swings a big right hand again but this time Rissi ducks it and the fans go nuts! Rissi gets in some lefts, rights and jabs with a mean boxing combo, rocking The Mongrel and sending the fans into cheers!
Steve White: What!? WHAT!? Rissi is fighting back but he doesn’t look too great off the neck right now!
Rissi bounces into The Mongrel but it has little effect! Samson shouts and Rissi cops a big right to the head, sending him into the ropes! Rissi sways out but gets a headbutt from The Mongrel as the fans are going wild in the stands! They pick up even more as a groggy Rissi runs at Mongrel but Mongrel absorbs the blow easily and grabs Rissi around the throat! Samson doesn’t know if he should stop it or not but either way The Mongrel isn’t listening!
Steve White: Rissi is gonna go down right now Mongrel is gonna crush the owner!
Mongrel hoists Rissi up for a chokeslam but Rissi drops off behind Mongrel and lands on his feet! Mongrel turns around and with great and amazing strengths, Rissi gets Mongrel up on his back! Rissi lets out a roar as he gets Mongrel up, bad neck, leg and all! Mongrel dangles on Rissi’s back as the fans go NUTS!
Fans: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve White: WHAT!? BAHH GAWD RISSI HAS MONGREL! RISSI HAS MONGREL!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t believe this! This is amazing! Bad neck and all Rissi is back in the ring after all this time and he has the massive Mongrel up on his back!
Samson is in shock as Rissi tries to straighten up! Rissi looks over and smiles as the fans cheer before hoisting Mongrel up higher and hitting him with a big Firemans Carry Takeover Slam right on the mat! The entire ring shakes and Samson rolls out, looking shocked! Rissi takes a moment to get up, holding his neck and limping around but he stands to cheers from ecstatic fans on their feet while he stands over a downed Mongrel!
Steve White: I can’t believe what we just saw! What strength, Rissi just hit Mongrel with a big slam but I’m more shocked Samson and Mongrel had the guts to try and attack Rissi in the first place!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know what to say! That was incredible! Things are getting even more interesting in EHWF now! If you thought the start of 2017 was good - you’re in for an even bigger surprise in EHWF now!
Rissi hangs off of the ropes with a smirk and looks out at Samson on the bottom of the ramp as if to say - ‘all’s fair, that’s how it goes here.’ Samson looks around at the fans going wild before he walks back over to the ring and gestures for Mongrel to come out.
Joshua Samson: This isn’t over, Mikey….this isn’t over by a longshot!
We fade out to a promo for the Joanna Rissi/Misty Vega rivalry.
We come back to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a NON-TITLE Champions versus Champions Tag Team match, set for one fall!
Steve White: This is a match I’m especially looking forward to?
Chuck Thompson: Because nobody is threatening to kill anyone else?
Steve White: Yes, exactly!
Chuck Thompson: Greeaaat...
“Danger Zone” begins to blast through the arena, the audience jump to their feet in anticipation, Jackson Williams steps out onto the stage and does a theatrical dance. Moving his arms and legs like he is possessed, he then stops and lifts his arms up and shouting ‘Yeah Baby!’, Jackson then struts down the aisleway. Slapping the hands of fans, on both sides of the aisle way, Williams walks around the side of the ring and steps up the ring steps. Jackson moonwalks on the ring apron, stopping near the middle to scrap the soles of his boots then climbing through the ropes, walking to either side with his arms raised shouting ‘YEAH!’ to the fans, the music fades away as Jackson Williams awaits his partner.
The lights go out, and the opening of Aterlius' 'Guerrero Jaguar' hits the PA as smoke pours into the entrance way, light shining through it from behind. As the sound of a jaguar growling plays, the silhouette of Jaguar de Oro steps into the light and slowly walks through the smoke as the guitars begin. Wearing a Aztec style kilt, and a golden amulet on a chain around his neck, he bounces up and down a few times and then begins to make his way up the ramp.
##Un rugido en la noche causa pavor,
un guerrero elegido acecha la selva.##
Jaguar slaps hands with fans along the way as he strides toward the ring quickly as the lights raise back up. In one smooth, fluid, catlike movement, he slides under the bottom rope and up to his feet, leaping onto the top turnbuckle in a feline like crouch, and slowly raises a fist, beating it to his chest several times.
##De clase baja soldado armado,
guerrero entrenado para luchar,
jaguar sigiloso amo de la oscuridad.
Guerrero manchado sostén tu macana,
al nacer el sol comienza la batalla
y señales mueven la armada.
Señor de la selva,
Guerrero jaguar.
Guerrero manchado acecha la presa,
caza en sigilo esa es tu grandeza.##
He drops down off of the turnbuckle and whips off the battle kilt, and takes off his medallion, kicking it aside out of the ring, loosening up as he bounces on the balls of his feet.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, the current, reigning, Challenge Champions, Jackson Williams and Jaguar De Oro!!
Steve White: This exciting duo of newcomers have really shocked the EHWF coming in and winning the Challenge Championship in their first ever match as a team.
Chuck Thompson: I for one was really surprised that they managed to do it but here they are!
“Evacuate the Dance Floor” by Cascade hits the PA as an energized Misty runs out onto the stage waving her hands in the air to all in attendance. With a huge smile on her face, Misty sprints down the ramp and stops before sliding into the ring while walking over to the fans. Misty gives her best impression that she is going to do the“Lambeau Leap” into the crowd, but pulls up at the last second and just smiles at the fans. Misty slides into the ring as she does a split in the center of the ring and winks at the crowd watching.
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steel steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents, they are the current, reigning Tag Team Champions, Joanna Rissi and Misty Vega!
Steve White: The Tag Team Champions are arguably the most dysfunctional pairing we’ve had this company in a very long time!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think Misty or Joanna will EVER coexist in any kind of way!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Joanna Rissi & Misty Vega vs. Jaguar De Oro & Jackson Williams
Steve White: Here we go!
Misty Vega steps forward to meet Jaguar De Oro. The two lock up in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up. Misty spins Jaguar and manages to move him back into the corner. Misty tags in Joanna and she steps inside. The two shoot Jaguar off into an Irish whip. Jaguar rebounds off the opposite ropes and Misty catches him coming in with a rolling leg whip that drops Jaguar to his knees. Joanna comes in with a running kick to the face. Jaguar falls back onto his behind and starts to roll through. Misty grabs Jaguar’s legs and picks him up in a wheelbarrow hold. Joanna catches him for a facebuster and they drive him down into the mat. Misty rolls to their corner while Joanna rolls Jaguar over into a cover.
Steve White: Excellent early teamwork by Misty and Joanna!
Chuck Thompson: I’m just as surprised as you are, Steve. Who would have thought these two natural born enemies would be able to coexist?!
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Joanna sits Jaguar up and kicks him between the shoulderblades. Even though masked it is clear that Jaguar grimaces in pain. Joanna jumps over into a neck snap. Jaguar falls back onto his side clutching at his head and neck. Joanna runs to the corner, tags in Misty, and then hits a running senton splash on Jaguar. She rolls out of the way and Misty rushes in for a rolling cradle.
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Steve White: That was a very, very close one!
Misty takes a side headlock and Jaguar slowly powers up to his feet. Misty spins into a leg sweep and then jumps into a side headlock on the mat. Jaguar rolls over into a butterfly hold. Misty tries to move out and spin but Jaguar manages to hold her and flip Misty up into a tiger driver, holding for the cover.
Chuck Thompson: Holy shit! What a recovery by Jaguar!
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Misty takes a headscissors and rolls over into victory roll-style cover.
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Steve White: Now that was close!
Chuck Thompson: Not close enough!
Steve White: Horseshoes and handgrenades?
Chuck Thompson: Exactly!
Misty rolls over and tags Joanna in. As Jaguar starts up to his feet, Misty slips out to the apron while Joanna goes up to the top turnbuckle. She jumps off and hit a missile dropkick that sends him crashing almost totally across the ring.
Jackson leans in and tags himself in. Joanna starts to move in and Jackson meets her as she comes closer. They lock up and Jackson quickly takes her down with a snapmare into a reverse chinlock. Jackson stands up and drops into an inverted headlock neckbreaker. Joanna goes down and Jackson drops a leg across her head.
Steve White: Jackson bringing the old school!
Chuck Thompson: Well yeah...it’s in his name...
Jackson makes a tag and then grabs the top rope to slingshot Jaguar into a splash. The luchador holds for the cover, hooking the leg.
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Jaguar pops up and tags Jackson back in. Jaguar gives Joanna an inverted atomic drop and then moves out of the way as Jackson hits a blockbuster. Jackson rolls over and tags Jaguar back in. Jaguar hits a springboard legdrop. He rolls over for a cover.
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Joanna takes Jaguar over into an inside cradle.
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Steve White: What a great tag team match we are having here at Come At Me Bro!
Chuck Thompson: Both of these teams are locked in and looking to prove who is the better Tag Team Champions!
Jaguar tags in Jackson and hooks Joanna’s head for a front facelock. Jackson steps in, gives Joanna a kick to the gut and then jumps up into a victory roll.
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Jackson and Joanna stand up and start to trade chops.
Crowd: WOOO! WOOO!
Joanna takes a big shot. Jackson ducks under and jumps up into a crucifix pin.
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They start up and Jackson takes her down into a backslide.
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Steve White: What a save by Misty Vega!
Jaguar leaps in looking for a flying forearm shot and Misty catches him for her Embrace Me (belly to belly suplex) out of midair.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT!
They hit hard but Misty keeps her grip on Jaguar. Jackson’s jaw drops at the sight. Using that to her advantage, Joanna catches him with a Celestial Shot (superkick). Joanna quickly covers Jackson.
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Steve White: The World Tag Team Champions score!
Chuck Thompson: What the hell was that?!
Steve White: That… was amazing!
Chuck Thompson: Wow...
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The World Tag Team Champions... Joanna Rissi and Misty Vega!
Misty and Joanna embrace in a hug, seemingly caught up in the moment of the win. Realizing what is happening, the two women immediately come to blows.
Steve White: Well that coexistence between Misty and Joanna was short lived! This women are going at each other tooth and nail!
Chuck Thompson: They are throwing some heavy blows at each other!
The Challenge Champions makes it out of the ring not looking to interfere in the ongoing civil war between the Tag Team Champions. They are so engrossed in watching the two women go at it they disregard the sudden outburst from the crowd.
Steve White: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE THEY COMING OUT HERE FOR?!
Rumbling down the rampway, heading directly toward the Challenge Champions, are the enormous forms of The Mongrel and Dominic Sapsford.
Chuck Thompson: Those are two HUMONGOUS men!
Seemingly feeling imminent danger, Jaguar pushes Jackson to the side, allowing his Challenge Champion partner to avoid the full bullrush, but taking the force himself. The 401 pound Dominic and 377 pound Mongrel nearly behead the much smaller masked luchador with a very stiff dual running big boot.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Steve White: We have already seen The Mongrel tonight when he was on the receiving end of some punishment by Michael Rissi.
Chuck Thompson: But what is up with the Dominic dude? Has he cozied up with that weasel Joshua Samson?!
The two giant men glare at the barely conscious form Jaguar De Oro before turning to find his partner. Just as they turn Jackson Williams hurls his body at both of them causing Mongrel to stumble back from a knee to the stomach while Dominic takes an elbow to the face. Unfazed, Dominic returns the blow with a devastating right hand that connects to the side of Jackson’s head. Jackson drops to a knee. Mongrel is quickly back into the mix now as he and Dominic both wrap their massive right hands around Jackson’s throat.
Steve White: Don’t tell me they’re about to do what I think they’re about to do!
Chuck Thompson: I think they are, Steve!
The two monsters lift Jackson up by the throat before sending him crashing back down to the thinly matted floor with a chokeslam! Dominic and Mongrel stand over the near lifeless form of Jackson as the crowd showers the duo with heated jeers.
Steve White: I think these two men just put the Challenge Champions on notice! I shudder to think what they could do in a straight up sanctioned match.
Chuck Thompson: This pairing of Dominic Sapsford and The Mongrel is is quite possibly unstoppable!
We fade out backstage as Mongrel and Sapsford stand triumphant!
The camera fades into the backstage area to show a very irate Joshua Samson berating a young male crew member.
Joshua Samson: I don’t give a flying squirrel's scrotum sac...I am the goddamn Anarchy General Manager! Do you hear me?! Anarchy….General….Manager!
The young man holds his head low, readily accepting the verbal lashing. Lisa Caliber, microphone in hand, soon walks into the scene.
Lisa Caliber: I’m sorry to interrupt, Mister Samson, but do you have any words concerning the exchange between you and Mister Rissi earlier tonight, most specifically the altercation between him and The Mongrel.
Samson turns his attention to Lisa.
Joshua Samson: Ladybug…
Lisa Caliber: It’s Lisa Caliber, sir.
Joshua Samson: ...what have I told you about interrupting me?
Lisa Caliber: My apologies, sir, but the viewing audience would like to know your thoughts on what has transpired.
Samson glares at Lisa, turns to glare at the unseen camera, and then turns back to glare at the backstage interviewer.
Joshua Samson: This isn’t over….this isn’t over by a longshot….
With a swift about face, the head of the Samson Family walks off as the scene fades out to the bewildered expression of Lisa Cailber.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is set for one fall and it is for the EHWF Championship!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Illa Isabella: First... The Challenger… Blaise!
Illa Isabella: And next... Her opponent... The EHWF Champion... Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Aubree Celeste (c) vs. Blaise
The bell sounds and Aubree and Blaise circle each other. They bump fists right before they lock up! Blaise gets some quick elbows in on Aubree’s head then she whips her into the corner! Blaise runs up but Aubree jumps and gets Blaise with a boot to the side of the head! Aubree comes in and knees Blaise in the midsection! Aubree scoops Blaise up on her shoulder but Blaise pushes off of her back then spins Aubree around! Blaise swings a kick but Aubree ducks it then grabs Blaise from behind! Aubree hits Blaise with a big back body drop and the fans go nuts as Blaise is down and Aubree gets up!
Steve White: We’ve been waiting for these two to fight for ages and we’re finally getting that pleasure tonight! Blaise looks shocked and may be underestimating Aubree right here as Aubree takes control of this match!
Chuck Thompson: Both of these girls are INCREDIBLY hot! I’m in heaven, best main event ever, I don’t even care who wins this one I just want to watch this all night!
Aubree picks Blaise up but Blaise hits Aubree with a knife edge chop! Aubree responds with a big right hand across Blaise’s face but Blaise comes back and headbutts Aubree down to the mat! The fans are going wild as Blaise picks Aubree up and bounces her off of the ropes! Aubree bounces back and hits Blaise with a running head scissor takedown! The fans are going wild! They both get up and Aubree gets a lariat in, then another, then another! Blaise gets up, all turned around as Aubree runs up and hits Blaise with a big running STO! The fans are on their feet as Aubree hooks both of Blaise’s legs!
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Steve White: Blaise looking confused and shocked right now as Aubree continues to apply the pressure! Blaise, not expecting Aubree to fight with such intensity tonight. Blaise is used to using her incredible ability to dominate all of her opponents but she’s having trouble tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Both of these girls are Mayhem competitors so they have a lot to prove for their brand and the EHWF Championship tonight!
Blaise is angry but Aubree gets in a few kicks and chops on her! Aubree runs up and Blaise picks her up and drops Aubree on the turnbuckle! Blaise pries Aubree off of the turnbuckle then hits her with a big snap suplex! The fans are going NUTS! Blaise runs up and springs off of the second ropes! She tries to hit a moonsault but Aubree puts her knees up and Blaise lands right on them! Aubree gets up and bounces off of the ropes, running up and dropkicking Blaise in the head and out of the ring! Blaise falls through the middle ropes and hits the floor outside! Blaise is shocked but her distraction costs her as Aubree vaults over the tope rope and lands on Blaise on the outside! The fans are all going wild as both women are down on the outside!
Steve White: AUBREE WITH THAT DIVE OUTSIDE!!
Chuck Thompson: That was intense! Aubree was passed over for the #1 Draft pick tonight probably because Blaise is tipped to win this match and isn’t the underdog but Aubree is proving everyone wrong tonight and she has a huge chance of winning!
Aubree gets up and pulls Blaise to her feet from her hair but Blaise slaps Aubree away then spears her against the apron! Aubree yells in pain but Blaise grabs her by the hair and bounces her head off of the steel steps! Blaise rolls Aubree back in the ring and gets in herself, stopping the refs count. Blaise picks Aubree up but Aubree hits her with a quick jawbreaker! Aubree dropkicks Blaise back over the ropes but Blaise catches herself on the apron! Aubree runs up to clothesline her off of the apron to the outside but Blaise ducks it and rams Aubree in the midsection! The fans are going nuts as Blaise raises her arm and Sunset Flips over Aubree into the ring right into a cover!
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Steve White: Aubree has become a lot stronger and Blaise is witnessing that first hand tonight! Aubree has been in control but Blaise is fighting back right now!
Chuck Thompson: This one is intense! It’s getting incredible right now! Technical, high flying and fast paced! These women are truly some of the most talented in the world!
Blaise and Aubree get back up! They lock up once more and Blaise gets a quick knee in only to have Aubree blast and elbow across her face! Blaise hits Aubree with a big hurricanrana and Aubree is tosses across the ring! She tries to use the ropes to get up but Blaise clotheslines Aubree over the top rope! Aubree hits the apron and Blaise walks around as she gets up. Blaise runs over to knock Aubree off to the outside but a tired Aubree hits Blaise with a long kick from the apron! Blaise takes the kick to the temple and she stumbles around in a daze! Everyone thinks Blaise is out of it! Aubree takes the time to recover on the ropes as she stands on the apron but Blaise runs up, Sunset Flips over Aubree to the outside – lands on the outside and pulls Aubree off of the apron onto her shoulders and runs her off of the apron hitting her with a massive powerbomb onto the barricade! Aubree goes through the barricade after the MASSIVE move and the fans go NUTS as both women are down on the outside!
Fans: OOOOOOHHHH FUCK! OHHHHHH FUCK!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! Flip outside the ring and a powerbomb sky high through the barricade! What a move! Is Aubree finished!
Chuck Thompson: SHIT! FUCK! Aubree could be hurt! What a massive move from Blaise, I’ve never seen anything like that before!
Aubree is down! The fans are going nuts as Blaise grabs Aubree out of the barricade wreckage! Blaise rolls Aubree back in the ring, ready for a cover but as Blaise hooks a leg, Aubree swats a kick into her head and the fans go nuts! Both women are dead tired but Aubree is hurting after that one! Blaise picks Aubree up but Aubree knees her way out! Aubree fires a superkick with her last ounce of strength but Blaise ducks it! Blaise spins Aubree around and hits her with Soporose! The fans lose it as Aubree is out! Blaise covers and it’s over!
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Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! WHAT!? Aubree kicks out after all of that punishment and a Soporose! Blaise can’t believe it! Blaise is at her wits end!
Chuck Thompson: Aubree was dominating, Blaise took back the lead and is now controlling but Aubree won’t go down! Aubree won’t lose this one!!
Blaise picks Aubree up! The fans go wild as Aubree somehow finds the power to ram Blaise against the corner! Aubree comes out of nowhere with big corner thrusts as she fights through the pain! Blaise is now the one getting rocked as Blaise tries to swing at Aubree to get out of the corner but Aubree blocks it and hits Blaise with a big uppercut! Blaise is bleeding from the mouth and Aubree props her up on the top turnbuckle! The fans go wild as Aubree goes up there as well!
Steve White: What’s Aubree gonna do!?! How is she gonna finish this one off! She smells blood in the water and now Aubree is gonna go for something big!
Chuck Thompson: She needs to if she wants to win but I’m not sure this is a good idea!
Aubree stablises Blaise on the top rope! Aubree hooks Blaise and tries for a Superplex but Blaise hangs on! The fans go wild as Blaise headbutts Aubree off of her! Blaise then hits Aubree with a right hand and Aubree hits the mat, falling from the top rope! The fans then go NUTS with cheers! Blaise looks around, she stands on the top rope! Amazingly Aubree still has fight left in her, she’s trying to get up! Blaise raises her arms though and leaps off of the top rope, hitting Aubree with a Phoenix Splash! The fans LOSE IT as Blaise hooks both of Aubree’s legs!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Champion… Blaise!
Fans: OOOOOOHHHH SHIT! OOOOOOOHHHH SHIT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! What a finish! What a match! That was one incredible main event and Blaise comes away with a tough win! Blaise is the new EHWF Champion!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise does it again becoming a 4 time EHWF Champion but both women should be proud at this effort and of this match! What a night!
The fans are going nuts! Blaise stands up in the ring, holding the title as her music hits! Blaise holds up the title as Aubree lies on the mat looking disappointed.
Steve White: It was an amazing night and an amazing EHWF Draft! What a night this is and what a match that was! That’s all we have time for but it’s a new chapter in EHWF and I can’t wait to see the fallout from all of this on both Mayhem and Anarchy next week! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
We see the image of Blaise on the top rope with the title as the fans go nuts! We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.