Post by Scorpion on Oct 8, 2011 15:46:17 GMT -5
The scene opens up with "No Remorse" by Metallica blaring throughout the arena as the camera pans around showing all of the EHWF fans packed into the arena tonight on the feet ready for a night full of action.
As the camera stops showing all of the screaming fans, it cuts down to ringside where our commentators for the evening, Chuck Thompson and Steve White, are sitting.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is going to be an explosive night here in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: You are one hundred percent right, Steve! We have a great main event and a hardcore title match both here tonight! Not to mention all of the other great matches that are planned.
Steve White: One match in particular that i am itching to see is the return of an EHWF legend, Mike Flynn! He is coming back tonight and facing a big monster in Quinton Hughes who has lost his last two matches, but plans on coming back from those losses and getting back on the winning track.
Chuck Thompson: Mike Flynn doesn't stand a chance. Quinton Hughes is a beast as it is, coming off of two consecutive losses, he is going to be more angry than he has been!
Steve White: And our Hardcore Championship match is going to be great! Two of the best in EHWF will battle it out to decide who will be the EHWF Hardcore Champion!
Chuck Thompson: And don't forget our main event! Our Mayhem World Champion David GS is going to fight in a non-title match against a man he beat in the triple threat match at the Pay Per View, War, where he originally won the Mayhem World Championship, Drake Coleman.
Steve White: So ladies and gentlemen, don't leave your seats! Tonight is going to be explosive!
The camera then cuts into the ring where five of the competitors for the first match are already standing.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, we are live! Our first contest is a six man elimination style battle royal! Whoever wins this match will stay in EHWF, as all of the losers will be fired!
Steve White: Woah! What a way to kick off this night!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Seattle, Washington, standing at 5 feet and 11 inches tall and weighing in tonight at 165 pounds, he is "The X-Stream" Jetstream!
The fans cheer for Jetstream, but the cheers aren't anything special.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Philidelphia, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in tonight at 450 pounds, he is Doomsday!
The fans boo loudly at Doomsday.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, he is Rockin' Lunatic!
The fans boo even more loudly at Lunatic than they did at Doomsday.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Richmond, Virginia, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall, weighing in at 264 pounds, he is Corporal Punishment!
Corporal Punishment walks to the center of the ring and salutes the fans. Most of them cheer, but a few boos can be heard.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent, hailing from Toronto, Canada, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in tonight at 235 pounds, he is Eric James!
The fans boo extremely loudly and Eric James just shrugs and doesn't seem to really care. The lights then dim and "White Trash Millionaire" by Black Stone Cherry plays over the PA system throughout the arena and Eric Cobretti walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp with a cocky looking grin on his face. The fans boo very loudly at him and he looks around at all of them and just smiles as he begins to make his way down to the ring. Most of the fans along the ramp are flipping him off and yelling cuss words at him.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Denver, Colorado, standing at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighing in at 246 pounds, he is Eric "The Cobra" Cobretti!
The fans boo loudly once more as Patricia Downs gets out of the ring. Eric Cobretti slides into the ring under the bottom rope and just as he does the brawl breaks out between all of the members of the match.
DING DING DING!
As everyone starts throwing punches at each other, Eric James gets punched in the face and falls onto his back on the ring mat. Instead of getting up, he simply rolls out under the bottom rope and holds his jaw outside of the ring, acting like he is hurt. The fans are booing him loudly for his horrible acting. Inside the ring, Doomsday whips Jetstream into the turnbuckle and runs full force at him and smashes him in the corner of the ring. Jetstream falls down onto the ring mat in a slump.
Steve White: Jetstream was just smashed there!
Doomsday then turns around and is met by a dropkick to the chin by Rockin' Lunatic. Doomsday stumbles backwards, but does not fall down. Rockin' Lunatic then dropkicks him again and Doomsday still doesn't go down! Lunatic then gets back up to his feet again and as soon as he stands up, Eric Cobretti nails him with The Pearl of the Cobra! He then goes for a cover. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Rockin' Lunatic has been eliminated and released from EHWF!
Steve White: Wow, the first big move landed on Lunatic just happened to be Eric Cobretti's finishing move. Now Lunatic lost the match and his job!
Rockin' Lunatic rolls out of the ring as the battle continues inside of the ring. Eric James is still standing outside of the ring acting like he has been hurt for the past 3 minutes that this match has been going on. Eric Cobretti then runs at Doomsday, who has regained his balance, and nails him with a dropkick of his own. Doomsday stumbles backwards and falls through the second and third ring rope to the outside of the ring. Eric James sees his chance and runs over and starts beating on the dazed Doomsday.
Chuck Thompson: Ya! Get him Eric! Teach him a lesson!
Steve White: Oh give me a break! Doomsday is already dazed from Eric Cobrettis dropkick!
Inside of the ring, Eric Cobretti walks over to Jetstream who is just getting back to his feet after being smashed in the corner of the ring by Doomsday. He picks up Jetstream and throws him against the opposite turnbuckle. He walks over to him and sets up on the top rope. He then climbs to the second rope and puts Jetstream on his back. He then nails his finishing move, The Cobra Jet, on Jetstream! The fans cheer and Eric Cobretti goes for the cover. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Jetstream has been eliminated and released from EHWF!
Steve White: That's two down and gone from EHWF!
Eric Cobretti then gets back to his feet and is met by a dropkick by Corporal Punishment, sending Eric Cobretti into the corner of the ring. Corporal Punishment walks over to him, but Eric Cobretti grabs Corporal Punishment by the neck and throws him into the corner of the ring and begins to kick him and punch him repeatedly. Corporal Punishment slumps down into the corner of the ring and Eric Cobretti keeps stomping him until the referee pulls him off. Meanwhile, outside of the ring, Eric James is hitting good forearm shots on Doomsday, but Doomsday pushes Eric James off of him and Eric James falls against the steel ring steps. Doomsday looks down at him with a pissed off look in his face, but then decides to roll back into the ring. He gets to his feet and turns around and is met by The Pearl of the Cobra by Eric Cobretti! Eric Cobretti then goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Doomsday has been eliminated and released from EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: The big man has gone down!
Steve White: Man, Eric Cobretti is dominating tonight!
Eric Cobretti then turns his attention back to Corporal Punishment who is just getting up in the corner of the ring. As soon as he gets to his feet, Eric Cobretti nails yet another The Pearl of the Cobra on Corporal Punishment this time! Eric Cobretti then goes for the quick cover. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Corporal Punishment has been eliminated and released from EHWF!
Steve White: There are only two men left! Eric Cobretti has eliminated the rest of them himself!
Chuck Thompson: But now he has to eliminate Eric James and i really don't see that happening.
As Eric Cobretti gets up to his feet, all fired up, Eric James comes up and hits him in the ribs with a flying knee. He then grabs Eric Cobretti by the head and nails him in the face with a forearm uppercut. Eric Cobretti stumbles backwards into the ropes and Eric James grabs him and throws him against the opposite side of the ring ropes and when Eric Cobretti comes running back at Eric James, Eric James goes for a clotheline, but misses as Eric Cobretti ducks! Eric James then turns around and is met with The Pearl of the Cobra by Eric Cobretti! Eric Cobretti then is about to pin, but decides not to and wants to make Eric James tap out. So he puts his other finishing move on Eric James, The Cobretti Clutch! Eric James screams in pain and after a few moments of the submission hold being locked on, Eric James finally taps out
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Eric James has been eliminated and released from EHWF! Therefore, your winner is Eric Cobretti!
The fans cheer loudly as Eric Cobretti gets to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee as "White Trash Millionaire" by Black Stone Cherry plays again over the PA system. He then goes over the middle rope and out of the ring, flipping off the fans as he walks up the entrance ramp.
Steve White: Hate him or love him, Eric Cobretti completely dominated this match tonight! He eliminated every single person from this match and proved he wants to keep his job here in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: He did good tonight, but it won't last. Eric Cobretti is nothing. He won some losere battle royal against a lot of bums! You think that makes him important? Pssh not a chance!
The scene then fades to a commercial break with Steve White just looking at Chuck Thompson and shaking his head in disagreement.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and "Cult Of Personality" by Living Colour blasts over the PA system. Mike Flynn walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp and is met by a huge burst of cheers from the crowd. Mike Flynn looks around at the fans on their feet cheering his return. Mike Flynn then begins making his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of fans on his way down.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he hails from Dallas, Texas, he stands at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and he weighs in at 207 pounds, he is a returning EHWF Legend, Mike Flynn!
Mike Flynn gets into the ring and gets on a turnbuckle. He looks out to all of the fans and points to them, getting himself pumped up. The fans cheer loudly for him as he jumps down off of the turnbuckle and stands in his corner getting ready for his opponent.
"I Need A Doctor" starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he stands at 6 feet and 5 inches tall, he weighs in at 245 pounds, he is Quinton Hughes!
He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
DING DING DING!
Steve White: And our second match of the evening is underway!
The match starts off with Quinton Hughes standing across the ring from Mike Flynn, staring at him with a pissed off look on his face. Quinton Hughes decides to make the first move, which turns out to be a mistake as Mike Flynn ducks the clotheline Quinton Hughes goes for and begins punching Quinton Hughes in the face repeatedly. Mike Flynn then nails a big dropkick on Quinton Hughes as he falls back against the turnbuckle. Mike Flynn gets back to his feet and begins punching Quinton Hughes in the gut repeatedly. Quinton Hughes falls down into the corner of the ring and Mike Flynn starts to stomp him repeatedly. He then drops a few big knees to the head of Quinton Hughes as Quinton Hughes has his hands over his head trying to protect himself. The referee finally pulls Mike Flynn off of Quinton Hughes and Mike Flynn is all fired up and so are the fans as they cheer him very loudly.
Steve White: Mike Flynn is on fire here in his return match to EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: Ya well Quinton just hasn't warmed up yet.
Quinton Hughes gets back to his feet, but Mike Flynn runs straight at him again and nails him with a jumping elbow to the head. Quinton Hughes falls through the ring rope to the outside of the ring as Mike Flynn runs in the ring all pumped up.
Chuck Thompson: Mike Flynn keeps wasting his energy for some stupid reason. He won't last much longer this way.
Mike Flynn then runs at Quinton Hughes and nails him with a baseball slide straight to the chest, sending Quinton Hughes against the ring announcers table. Mike Flynn then wastes no time in getting out of the ring and picking up Quinton Hughes. He throws him as hard as he can against the steel ring steps. Quinton Hughes falls to the ground groaning in pain. Mike Flynn gets the fans at ringside all fired up and then climbs up onto the ring apron. As soon as Quinton gets up to his feet, Mike runs across the ring apron and nails a jumping clotheline on Quinton, sending them both crashing to the floor outside of the ring. Mike Flynn jumps back to his feet and picks up Quinton Hughes. He throws him against the crowd barrier and then runs at Quinton, but Quinton reverses it and backdrops Mike Flynn over his head into the first row of fans.
Chuck Thompson: And there is the mistake that will turn this match around.
Quinton Hughes then rolls into the ring and back out to break the count so they aren't counted out. He walks over to Mike Flynn who is just getting back to his feet and grabs him by the arm and throws him back over the crowd barrier to the floor outside of the ring. Mike Flynn holds his back and Quinton wastes no time in picking him up and tossing him halfway into the ring, just enough so Mike Flynns head is hanging out over the ring apron. Quinton Hughes walks over to the edge of the ring and runs at Mike Flynn and nails an elbow to the head of Mike Flynn. Mike Flynn rolls fully into the ring, holding his head.
Chuck Thompson: That's right. Quinton Hughes has Mike Flynn exactly where he wants him. He has this match in the bag now
Steve White: Now don't get ahead of yourself there, Chuck. This match isn't over yet.
Quinton Hughes gets into the ring and picks up Mike Flynn. He throws him against the ring ropes and Mike Flynn comes running back at him and Quinton goes for a clotheline, but Mike Flynn ducks it and bounces off of the opposite ropes and runs back at Quinton and nails him with a jumping elbow smash. Quinton Hughes falls down onto the ring mat and Mike Flynn jumps back to his feet fired up again. He picks up Quinton Hughes and nails the Dead Zone on Quinton Hughes! Quinton lays in the center of the ring motionless as Mike Flynn goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Mike Flynn!
"Cult of Personality" by Living Colour plays over the PA system again and Mike Flynn gets to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. Mike Flynn goes over the middle rope and out of the ring, slapping fans' hands as he makes his way up the entrance ramp.
Steve White: Well, what do you have to say about that, Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: Shut the fuck up.
The scene fades to a commercial break with Steve White shaking his head laughing a little bit.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and Worldwide Choppers begins to play throughout the arena. Ceza's short Turk verse runs through with the lights out. Suddenly, the lights return in a shade of purple as Tech yells in the song.
We started in the midwest,
Now we 'bout to take it,
All over the world, baby.
This is the pinnacle,
Yeah, Griffin!
Lorenzo is seen at the top of the stage and he is excited. He wears his jeans and tee, and is pumped up. He slaps the hands of fans on his way to the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he hails from Detroit, Michigan, he stands at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighs in at 217 pounds, he is Lorenzo Griffin!
Once he's in, he limbs the turnbuckle and pumps the crowd as they pop unbelievably. He then gets down and awaits his opponents.
The lights flicker and explodes in red as Mark comes out to the ramp while his theme song, "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold plays over the PA system. He takes his time as he adjusts his gloves. When he gets in the middle he lifts his hands and the ramp explodes in pyro making a gate of flame.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Parts Unknown, he stands at 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 267 pounds, he is Mark Dread!
Mark walks through and the corners send pyro into the air as he gets in the ring. He does a cut throat motion and waits for his opponent.
"Scream, Aim, Fire" by Bullet for My Valentine starts blaring and the lights start going crazy flashing on and off as Justin Underwood steps out onto the stage. Justin begins walking down to the ring as the lights start to slow down, but still keep flashing.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent, hailing from Orlando, Florida, he stands at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighs in at 225 pounds, he is JT Underwood!
As Justin reaches the ring, he pulls himself up onto the ring apron and grabs the top rope flipping over it and landing in the ring. Justin does some quick stretches while waiting for the match to start.
DING DING DING!
The match starts off with all three men looking at each other for a few moments and then Mark Dread and Lorenzo Griffin both go after JT Underwood at the same time. They start punching and kicking JT Underwood until he falls down onto the ring mat and then they start stomping and kicking him while he is down. Mark Dread then picks him up and throws him against the ropes and when he comes running back at Mark Dread and Lorenzo Griffin, both men do a double backdrop to JT Underwood up over their heads. Mark Dread then turns on Lorenzo Griffin and knees him hard in the gut. He then scoop slams Lorenzo Griffin. Lorenzo lays on the ring mat, holding his back and Mark Dread drops a leg drop onto him.
Steve White: Well, so much for team work in this triple threat match.
Mark Dread then picks up Lorenzo Griffin again and throws him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Mark Dread then walks over and picks up JT Underwood and nails a hard powerbomb on him. Mark Dread is all fired up as he picks up JT Underwood again and nails another hard powerbomb on him. JT Underwood lays on the ring mat, his face cringing in pain as he holds his back. Mark Dread shows no mercy on him, picking him up by the throat and tossing him against the turnbuckle. He then sets JT Underwood up on the top rope and climbs up onto the second rope and nails a superplex to him. Mark Dread gets to his feet, but JT Underwood continues to lay in the middle of the ring. Then, out of no where, Lorenzo Griffin jumps off of the top rope and nails an elbow drop right onto the chest of JT Underwood.
Chuck Thompson: Where did he come from? I thought Mark Dread got rid of him already!
As Lorenzo Griffin gets to his feet, Mark Dread walks over to him and lands a big boot straight to the face of Lorenzo. Lorenzo falls to the ring mat and holds his face and tries to roll out of the ring, but before he can get out of the ring, Mark Dread grabs him and picks him back up. He nails him with a forearm uppercut and Lorenzo stumbles against the ropes. Mark Dread then picks up Lorenzo Griffin and drops him onto the top ring rope neck first. Lorenzo Griffin falls to the ring mat, holding his neck. JT Underwood gets back to his feet and runs at Mark Dread, but Mark Dread catches him in time and nails a tilt-a-whirl slam on him right on top of Lorenzo Griffin. Lorenzo Griffin gets the worst of it. Mark Dread then signals for the end and picks up JT Underwood. He then nails the Nail in the Coffin! He goes for a pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match by pinfall, Mark Dread!
The fans boo him as "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold plays over the PA system again. Mark Dread gets to his feet, but does not let the referee raise his hand. He raises his own hand. He then gets out of the ring and begins to make his way to the backstage area, ignoring all the fans holding out their hands.
Steve White: Mark Dread did pretty good in his debut match here in EHWF. I am looking forward to seeing more of him.
Chuck Thompson: He did awesome! Finally! An amazing wrestler that can win matches!
Steve White: Whatever. We need to go to a commercial break.
The scene then fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as theme music begins to play. When I quest my flashing sword and my hand takes hold of judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies and I will have paid those who haze me, Oh Lord raise me to thy right hand and count me among thy saints…. “Revenge I Seek” by Bleeding Through continues to blare through the auditorium, in that same moment there is a total blackout followed by a static screen, as a small light enlightens the entrance ramp, a man covered in a Black mantel emerges from behind the curtains, he stands atop the ramp, looking at the ground, he raises his head and removes the hood of the mantel, revealing his white colored braided red striped hair.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he hails from Dragaria, standing at 5 feet and 11 inches tall and weighs in at 195 pounds, he is Seraphiel de Valentine!
Steve White: Now this man seems to have multi-personality disorder or something of that nature. He appearantly has two different names.
Usirian stands at the top of the entrance ramp looking out into the darkness that surrounds him, the words "T_H_E__C_U_R_E" are spelled out across the static being displayed across the screen as he starts his walk towards the ring without caring much about the fan reaction seeing how their mostly boo‘s anyways. The Black Mantel is thrown away as soon as the music dies and he slides into the ring sitting on one of the turnbuckles, he can be seen staring towards the entrance ramp waiting for his opponent to come out from behind the curtains.
“I Came to Play” by Downstait begins to blare over the PA as the lights turn blue and silver with various spotlights going around the arena. Shortly after the song picks up in speed, Rich walks out with a hooded vest with the hood up, covering his eyes. He lifts the hood a smidge to see the crowd, which has erupted into a chorus of boos, smirks, and begins walking down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent, hailing from St. Louis, Missouri, standing at 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighing in at 215 pounds, he is "The Star" Rich Hildos!
Rich stops midway down the ramp and points to the sky, then to himself, then slaps the ramp hard, making pyroes explode behind him in the form of a star. He continues towards the ring and slides in. He removes his vest and throws it into the crowd, which then gets thrown back into the ring. He kicks the vest out of the ring and hops onto the left turnbuckle nearest to the announce team as the song fades into a silence and the lights return to normal.
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with both men trying to stare down the other man. When neither of them successfully do it, they just start the match with a tie up in the center of the ring. Rich Hildos quickly gets the upper hand, putting Seraphiel in a headlock. Seraphiel then pushes Rich Hildos into the ring ropes and Seraphiel then ducks down onto his stomach when Rich comes running back at him. Rich jumps over him and bounces off of the ring ropes on the other side. When Rich comes running back at Seraphiel, Seraphiel hits a dropkick to the upper chest area of Rich Hildos. Rich goes down and Seraphiel bounces back to his feet.
Steve White: Classic start to a match here.
Rich Hildos gets back to his feet and Seraphiel wastes no time in running at him, Rich Hildos drops down and nails a perfectly executed drop toe hold on Seraphiel, sending him face first into the ring mat. Rich Hildos then jumps to his feet and kicks Seraphiel pretty hard in the ribs. Seraphiel lets out a groan of pain and holds his side where Rich kicked him. Rich then throws his hands in the air and lets out an arrogant smile as the fans boo him loudly.
Chuck Thompson: I like this Rich guy. I hope he sticks around here.
Rich Hildos then picks up Seraphiel and takes him over to the turnbuckle. He puts Seraphiel in the corner of the ring and then nails three perfectly executed solid elbows to the face in a row. Seraphiel falls down into the corner of the ring and Rich pushes his knee against the face of Seraphiel as the referee counts to four before Rich Hildos decides to quit doing the hold. Rich Hildos then backs up and puts his hands in the air like he did nothing wrong and then runs past the referee and smashes his knee against the face of Seraphiel de Valentine in the corner of the ring. Seraphiel falls with his head over the bottom rope, holding his face in pain. Rich Hildos then steps on the upper back of Seraphiel and uses the top rope for leverage as he chokes Seraphiel on the bottom rope. The referee counts to four again and Rich Hildos quits doing the hold. He takes a few steps back and then goes right back and does the exact same hold on the ropes. The referee counts to four and then pushes Rich Hildos back away from Seraphiel.
Chuck Thompson: Hey! That official can't put his hands on Rich Hildos like that! The man is a star!
Steve White: Oh please! He keeps choking Seraphiel de Valentine on the bottom rope! It is an illegal move!
Rich Hildos then picks up Seraphiel de Valentine and throws him against the ring ropes and when Seraphiel comes running back at Rich, Rich lifts him up and backdrops him up over his head. Seraphiel de Valentine lays on the ring mat, his face cringing in pain. Rich Hildos then picks up Seraphiel and throws him against the turnbuckle. He then runs at him and nails a perfect elbow smash to the face of Seraphiel and then grabs him by his head and smashes his head off of the top turnbuckle 10 times. He then throws Seraphiel backwards onto the ring mat and throws his hands in the air with an arrogant smile on his face once more as the fans boo him. He then walks over and picks up Seraphiel and nails the Amazing Impact on him! Seraphiel lays in the center of the ring not moving and Rich Hildos goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match by pinfall, Rich Hildos!
Rich Hildos gets to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee, but quickly pulls it away and drops down and rolls out of the ring as "I Came To Play" by Downstait keeps playing on the PA system.
Chuck Thompson: That is a true star right there! Ladies and gentlemen, we have just witnessed greatness!
Steve White: Oh give me a god damn break! He won a match, congradulations. He doesn't deserve our praise yet!
Steve White shakes his head as the scene fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as the opening riff to "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares through the area speakers as the black trench coat, black and red mask wearing form of Sah'ta Thor step out from the back. Around his waist was the FWF Universal Championship. As the music continues to play he struts arrogantly towards the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Unknown, standing at 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighing in at 175 pounds, he is the founder of the Empire of Blood, Sah'ta Thor!
As he walks down to the ring he ignores the fans as he was intent on getting to the ring. Once in the ring he takes of his title and passes it to the time keeper then removes his trench coat to reveal a black t-shirt and jeans combo. His hands were covered with strikers gloves which he raises into the air in an X as a red and black pyros shoot from the ring posts. He lowers his arms and steps back while awaiting his opponent.
Welcome once again,
To the bloody pit, my friends!
We're so glad you could attend,
Come and die, come and die!
Yes, the Bloody Pit of Horror!
It is sick as is Gomorrah queer!
It's purpled purpose quickly clear
As Zombies, March ignites over the arena P.A., the lights become a dark red, the masked mad man known as Scrambles the Death Dealer creeping out onto the titantron stage as GWAR play their heavy guitar riffs. Standing tall for a moment, Scrambles scans the crowd before him as they greet him with a mixed reaction before making his march down the ramp. His head sporadically darts left and right at shouting fans, his stance becoming slightly more cautious as his head sinks into his shoulders slightly.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Zombieland, standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in tonight at 200 pounds, he is Scrambles the Death Dealer!
He puts bit of a spring in his step as he finally approaches the ring, leaping up onto the apron as he leans back, turning to look back for a moment before pulling himself into the ring, stepping over the second rope. Scrambles wastes little time as he marches his way across the ring to the farthest corner, ascending the turnbuckle he stands on the middle rope, planting one foot on the top as he rests his hand on his knee, his eyes slowly scanning the vocal crowd before him for a moment before quickly leaping off of the turnbuckle, before retreating back to his corner.
Steve White: These are two very interesting individuals we have fighting each other here tonight. I'm waiting for fuckin' lightning to shoot out of someplace!
Chuck Thompson: Well, both men look prepared for anything, including lightning.
DING DING DING!
The match starts and both men run straight at each other. Sah'ta Thor picks up Scrambles as to hit him with a tilt-a-whirl slam, but Scrambles reversed it into a hurricanrana! Sah'ta Thor quickly gets to his feet and both men run at each other once more. This time it is Sah'ta Thor who nails the hurricanrana on Scrambles. Scrambles jumps back to his feet and once again the two men run at each other and after an amazing amount of reverses, Sah'ta Thor gets the upper hand and dropkicks Scrambles. Scrambles jumps back to his feet and Sah'ta Thor dropkicks him back down once more. Scrambles jumps back up to his feet again and runs at Sah'ta Thor, but Thor grabs him by the arm and throws him. Scrambles, not seeming to give up at all, gets back to his feet and runs at Sah'ta Thor again and Thor dropkicks the leg of Scrambles, sending him crashing face first into the ring mat.
Steve White: Wow! It feels like we are watching a luchador match right now! Haha!
Sah'ta Thor picks up Scrambles and throws him into the ring ropes. Scrambles comes running back at Thor and Thor backdrops Scrambles up over his head. Sah'ta Thor then walks over and picks up Scrambles once more and scoop slams him. He then climbs the turnbuckle to the top rope and jumps off, nailing a leg drop off of the top rope right onto the chest and throat area of Scrambles. Sah'ta Thor then goes for a pin. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Steve White: Close fall there by Sah'ta Thor!
Chuck Thompson: Close means nothing! He won't be able to finish the job.
Sah'ta Thor gets up and kicks Scrambles in the ribs a few times while he is down on the ring mat and then climbs to the top rope again. Scrambles gets to his feet and when he turns around Sah'ta Thor jumps off of the top rope and nails a perfectly executed missle dropkick straight to the chest of Scrambles the Death Dealer. Sah'ta Thor then climbs back to his feet and holds onto the second rope in the corner of the ring while bending over, acting like he is hurt. Scrambles staggers to his feet and runs at Sah'ta Thor, but is met by a back kick straight to the gut of Scrambles. Scrambles lets out a grunt of pain as he gets kicked in the gut and leans over, holding his stomach. Sah'ta Thor then climbs to the top rope and jumps off, doing a backflip and landing straight on Scrambles! He then goes for another pin. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Steve White: Wow, this is a good match! Scrambles doesn't want to stay down!
Chuck Thompson: That is because he is destined to win this match, Steve!
Sah'ta Thor wastes no time, picking up Scrambles again and nailing a hard powerbomb on him. He then picks up Scrambles again and throws him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. He then climbs to the top rope again and when Scrambles gets back to his feet, Sah'ta Thor jumps off of the top rope and hits Scrambles with an axe handle!
Steve White: That was a move that the late great "Macho Man" Randy Savage always used to do!
Chuck Thompson: Of course Sah'ta Thor would rip him off!
Sah'ta Thor then gets to his feet and picks up Scrambles and drops him chest first onto the crowd barrier. The fans at ringside cheer the great action and Sah'ta Thor then picks up Scrambles again, but Scrambles starts punching Sah'ta Thor in the stomach. He punches his way out of the grasp of Sah'ta Thor and pushes him against the ring apron. He then grabs Sah'ta Thor by the hair and throws him over the crowd barrier into the first row of fans.
Steve White: That is the second time the first row of fans have had a superstar thrown at them tonight!
Scrambles then walks over to the far end of the crowd barrier and climbs up onto it. Sah'ta Thor is slowly getting to his feet and Scrambles runs along the crowd barrier and does a flip towards Sah'ta Thor, but Sah'ta Thor moves out of the way just in time and Scrambles goes crashing into a bunch of steel chairs. Sah'ta Thor climbs over the crowd barrier and into the ring to break the count. He then rolls back out of the ring and goes back over the crowd barrier towards Scrambles and the mess of steel chairs. He picks up Scrambles and powerbombs him on all of the steel chairs.
Chuck Thompson: Since when did this become a hardcore match?
Sah'ta Thor then picks up the limp Scrambles and throws him back over the crowd barrier to the outside of the ring. He climbs over it as well and picks up Scrambles and throws him into the ring. He then climbs to the top rope and does a flip legdrop square onto Scrambles. Sah'ta Thor doesn't go for the pin and instead gets back to his feet and signals for the end. He picks up Scrambles and nails the Parasite Eve on him in the center of the ring and goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match by pinfall, Sah'ta Thor!
The fans cheer the good match they just witnessed as "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares over the PA system again. Sah'ta Thor gets his hand raised by the referee in victory and he climbs out of the ring and begins to make his way to the backstage area.
Steve White: What a match that was!
Chuck Thompson: Scrambles was robbed of a victory! This match was not supposed to be a hardcore match and i'm pretty sure Sah'ta Thor powerbombing Scrambles on that pile of steel chairs in the audience is illegal! That referee blows!
The scene fades to a commercial break with Steve White shaking his head and laughing.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as "Breaking The Law" by Motorhead is already playing over the PA system. Rocky J is already in the ring, ready for his match.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he hails from Corpus Christy, Texas, he stands at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighs 200 pounds, he is Rocky J!
As she gets finished with his introduction, "STFU" by Pries begins to play over the PA system and Raven Trueblood walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He is met with a ton of cheers from the crowd and he looks around at all of them before he begins to make his way down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Lake Land, Florida, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in tonight at 180 pounds, he is Raven Trueblood!
Raven Trueblood is now at the side of the ring, but instead of going directly up the steel ring steps, he walks around the ring and slaps the hands of everyone at ringside. After he makes a full circle around the ring, he goes up the steel ring steps and over the middle rope and into the ring. He warms up in his corner looking across the ring at Rocky J who is ready as well.
DING DING DING!
The match starts with a tie up in the center of the ring. Both men push off of each other at the same time and circle each other in the ring once. They then tie up once again. This time, Rocky J gets the upper hand and slides around to Raven Truebloods back and puts him in an arm lock on his back. Raven Trueblood jumps around on one leg and then spins and gets out of the hold. Both men then stand there looking at each other. They circle each other again and this time Raven Trueblood starts faster and goes after the legs of Rocky J. He takes him down and puts him in a headlock on the ground. He then gets up and jut as Rocky J is getting up, Raven Trueblood kicks him in his face. Rocky J falls backwards and rolls out of the ring as the fans cheer Raven Trueblood.
Steve White: Raven Trueblood has the upper hand, but can he make it last?
Rocky J climbs onto the ring apron and Raven Trueblood hits a quick dropkick on him, sending him crashing back to the outside of the ring into the crowd barrier. The fans cheer Raven Trueblood again as he shows off to them.
Chuck Thompson: This idiot is too distracted on keeping the fans on his side!
Rocky J gets back to his feet and Raven Trueblood does a springboard crossbody over the top rope right onto him. Rocky J and Raven Trueblod both lay on the outside of the ring, holding different body parts. Raven Trueblood seemed to have hurt his leg doing the crossbody. Even with a hurt leg, Raven Trueblood is the first to get to his feet. He picks up Rocky J by the hair and throws him back into the ring and then climbs in after him. He wobbles to his feet and picks up Rocky J, but Rocky J knows Raven Truebloods leg is fucked up so he kicks it. Raven Trueblood lets out a grunt of pain and falls to the ring mat, holding his leg, his face twisted in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Now this is smart! Go after the hurt limb of your opponent!
Rocky J then goes for a figure four leg lock, but Raven Trueblood kicks him off before he can get it fully locked in and Rocky J hits the turnbuckle chest first. He then falls onto the ring mat on his back. Raven Trueblood wobbles to his feet again and climbs up onto the second rope tries to climb onto the top rope, but with his hurt leg he can't. So he just does an elbow drop from the second rope onto Rocky J. Raven Trueblood crawls across the ring and sits in the corner for a moment, trying to get his leg to quit hurting a little bit. Rocky J gets up before him and he runs at Raven Trueblood, but Raven Trueblood ducks and Rocky J hits chest first into the turnbuckle. Raven Trueblood then pulls him down and rolls him up for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Raven Trueblood!
Raven Trueblood lays on the ring mat and gets his hand raised by the referee. Rocky J sits up on his knees and can't believe he got beat like that. Raven Trueblood rolls out of the ring and limps up the entrance ramp towards the backstage area to get medical attention.
Steve White: Rocky J is stunned! He can't believe he lost like that!
Chuck Thompson: Ya well the idiot should have been more careful in the match and he would have one it. Hell, he got beat by a cripple!
Steve White: That shows just how much Raven Trueblood wanted to win this match! The man has a lot of heart! And now we must take another commercial break, we will be right back!
The scene then fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from the commercial break and cuts to Steve White and Chuck Thompson at ringside.
Steve White: It is time for our Championship match of the evening! I am so pumped up for this. Scotty Paine versus Alexander Remington for the Hardcore Title! What better match to have for this title?
Chuck Thompson: I can think of a few.
Steve White shakes his head and the camera cuts to Patricia Downs who is standing in the center of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a hardcore match and is sceduled for one fall! And is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
The fans go crazy as "Here Comes the Pain" by Slayer rips out of the PA, as Scotty walks out onto the stage pushing a shopping cart full of hardcore goodies. He stops at the top of the ramp, and strikes a cross-like pose.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from The Asylum via White Hills, New Jersey, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 245 pounds, he is Scotty Paine!
He then continues down the ramp, and pushes the cart up to the side of the ring, and rolls in under the ropes. He pops up to his feet. He rushes over, climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and crosses his arms in an X fashion. He yells out "I put the X, in Xtreme!"
Suddenly the lights begin to fade, the soft beginning tones of "Uprising" by Muse beginning to play. Multi-colored lights begin to stream across the top of the stage, looking for the one whose music this belongs to. With a huge explosion of pyro, Alexander Remington stands at the top of the stage, the lights converging on his position as he cracks a smile at the fans who are either choosing to boo or cheer for him.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall and weighing in at 255 pounds, he is the EHWF Hardcore Champion, Alexander Remington!
Walking down to the ring, he jumps up onto the side apron, taking a look at the crowd before entering into the ring in between the top and middle rope.
Steve White: This Alexander Remington fellow has had his fair share of problems with another EHWF wrestler in Jaci Soveriegn.
Chuck Thompson: I will admit, it has been pretty interesting. Hopefully he doesn't get distracted by her somehow tonight.
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with both men circling each other. After a few moments, they both dart to the outside of the ring towards Scotty Paine's shopping cart full of hardcore weapons. They each grab a kendo stick and begin hitting each other with them at the same time. Both landing clean shots each time. Finally, Alexander Remington's kendo stick breaks and is unusable, so he throws it down and Scotty Paine keeps on whipping him with his kendo stick. Alexander Remington spears Scotty Paine into the shopping cart full of weapons and knocks it over, spilling weapons all over the place. Alexander Remington then gets back to his feet and walks over to another side of the ring, welts being visible on his skin from the kendo stick shots.
Steve White: Both men are aleady pretty beat up and this match has only been going on for about four minutes!
Alexander Remington pulls up the side of the ring and looks for something under the ring. He pulls out a ladder! Remington picks up the ladder and slides it into the ring, sliding in after it. Once in the ring, he picks up the ladder and sets it up in the center of the ring. As soon as he does that, Scotty Paine comes up behind him with a steel chair and smacks it over his back. Remington falls to one knee with his face twisted in pain. Scotty Pain then hits him in the back with the chair once more and Remington falls to the ring mat. Scotty Paine then hits Remington in the back with the steel chair three more times and then quits as the steel chair is bent quite badly over Remington's back.
Steve White: It is amazing how hard these guys hit each other with steel chairs. They are ruining them everytime we see one used!
Scotty Paine drops the bent up steel chair in the ring and picks up Remington. He piledrives Remingtons head straight into the steel chair! Remington falls onto his back, not moving. Scotty Paine gets up and taunts to the crowd.
Chuck Thompson: Don't taunt to the crowd! You're wasting time!
Scotty Paine then drops down and goes for the cover. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Chuck Thompson: God damn it! What did i tell you, Scotty?!
Steve White: I don't think he can hear you, Chuck.
Scotty Paine then picks Remington back up and walks over to the side of the ring where his shopping cart is laying. He goes over the middle rope so that he is now standing on the ring apron. He then holds Alexander Remington like he is going to suplex him over the top rope onto the shopping cart full of weapons. He tries twice, but Remington doesn't let him either time. Remington breaks the hold, and dropkicks Scotty Paine off of the ring apron onto the shopping cart! The fans go crazy and Remington starts to regain his composure inside the ring as Scotty Paine lays on the outside of the ring with his face showing true pain.
Steve White: These men are beating the hell out of each other! I love this match!
Chuck Thompson: Well, it is a hardcore match after all.
Alexander Remington crawls back up to his feet and gets out of the ring. He picks up Scotty Paine who is still trying to get to his own feet. He throws him into the crowd barrier and Scotty Paine falls to the ground holding his back in pain. Alexander Remington then starts stomping Scotty Paine repeatedly. He picks up Scotty Paine and throws him into the steel ring post. Scotty Paine falls to the ground, smacking his back off of the corner of the shopping cart as he does. He kicks his feet, groaning in pain as Alexander Remington stands back and watches and laughs at the pain he is putting Scotty Paine through.
Steve White: Scotty Paine seems to be getting the worst of this match so far.
Remington then picks up the shopping cart that is now a little bent up from Scotty Paine landing on it so many times and tosses it up over the top rope and into the ring. He then picks up a stop sign that was in the shopping cart and when Scotty Paine staggers to his feet, Remington hits him over the head with the stop sign. Scotty Paine falls backwards onto rest of the weapons that are laying outside of the ring. He then throws down the stop sign and picks up Scotty Paine and throws him back into the ring. Remington then picks up the siding of the ring again and pulls out a table! He slides the table into the ring and then climbs in after it.
Steve White: And now a table gets introduced into the match!
He then climbs into the ring and sets up the table right in front of the ladder. As soon as he does that, he turns around and gets blasted in the head by the crippled steel chair. A cut edge of the steel chair catches Remington in the forehead and blood begins flowing out of his head. Scotty Paine then throws the chair down and falls down from the punishment he has been taking. After a few moments, Scotty Paine gets back to his feet and puts Remington on the table that Remington himself set up. Scotty Paine then slowly begins to make his way up the ladder and once at the top, he sits there for a moment as the fans are cheering like crazy. He stands up on the very top of the ladder and does a flip off of the top landing on Remington and sending them both crashing through the table. Both men lay there, motionless, Remington a bloody mess.
Steve White: Both men are out!
Chuck Thompson: I find it stupid that Scotty Paine would risk his career doing that move! That was amazing though!
The referee looks down at both men, but gets no reply from either man as they are both out. He decides to call for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has decided to call the match a draw due to neither man being in any condition to continue!
The fans boo extremely loudly as some of them actually begin to throw a few pieces of garbage into the ring at the referee. Scotty Paine rolls out of the ring and Alexander Remington begins to slowly move.
Steve White: Oh man! That was definetly a controversial call and this place is about to break into a full out riot and we havn't even gotten to the main event of the night yet!
Chuck Thompson: This referee is a fucking retard! Why would he do that?!
The match concluded, Remington stood alone in the middle of the ring, looking around at the masses as blood poured down his forehead. He was soon to walk out of the ring and head toward the back for medical attention, but suddenly Sah'ta Thor ran from the back, standing on the side of the ring, staring coldly into Remington's eyes. It looked like the two were about to go to blows, but all of a sudden, the rest of the members of the Empire of Blood emerged from the crowd, circling the ring as Remington was forced to look all around him, wondering what in the hell was going on.
Steve White: Oh my God, this can't be good.
Chuck Thompson: Mind games, or is this an ambush.
It appeared that the latter was on the agenda for the Empire of Blood, as all of the members rushed into the ring, immediately hammering away at Remington. After a while, Alex began to fight back, shoving several of the members to the ground as he stormed toward Thor, forcing him into the corner as he began to punch away with closed fists to the skull. But the numbers game was too lopsided, as the fallen members of the Empire rushed Remington again, slamming him down to the mat as each member continued to get their licks in.
Chuck Thompson: This isn't right. Someone get out there and help him!
Thor picked up Remington, barking orders that the cameras could not pick up, but soon it was Scotty Paine who brought a table into the ring along with various other weaponry. He placed the table in the corner as the members held Remington against it. Thor backed to the adjacent turnbuckle, suddenly rushing Remington, spearing him straight through the table.
Steve White: We need medical attention out here! Somebody!
Scotty Paine slowly reached into a bag, pulling out a bat covered in barbed wire. He licked his lips as he had Thor pick up Remington now, hammering away at Remington's ribs with the bat before plowing it straight into his forehead; the barbed wire becoming lodged into Remington's skin as more blood began to pour out.
The fans stood to their feet as a man stormed out from the back; that man being Remington's adoptive father Powerhouse.
Chuck Thompson: Finally, someone has come out to help Alexander!
The Empire of Blood members appeared ready to strike Powerhouse as well, but as he approached the ring, he stopped, pulling out a microphone from his suit pocket, staring at Sah'ta.
Powerhouse: No, on second thought, he needs this more...
Steve White: What!?!?!?!
Powerhouse wasn't condoning the actions, nor was this in support of the Empire, but he clearly wasn't going to get involved either. Valentine cracked a smile as he grabbed a bag of thumb tacks, pouring them in the middle of the ring. Thor slowly pulled Remington to the top of the turnbuckles with him, and just as quickly, slammed him straight into the thumbtacks with his patented Reign of Blood.
Thor and the rest of the group stared down at Remington with disdain as they left the ring, leaving him breathless and bloodied as the EMTs came out to work on Remington; the show cutting to its next commercial.
As the camera stops showing all of the screaming fans, it cuts down to ringside where our commentators for the evening, Chuck Thompson and Steve White, are sitting.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is going to be an explosive night here in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: You are one hundred percent right, Steve! We have a great main event and a hardcore title match both here tonight! Not to mention all of the other great matches that are planned.
Steve White: One match in particular that i am itching to see is the return of an EHWF legend, Mike Flynn! He is coming back tonight and facing a big monster in Quinton Hughes who has lost his last two matches, but plans on coming back from those losses and getting back on the winning track.
Chuck Thompson: Mike Flynn doesn't stand a chance. Quinton Hughes is a beast as it is, coming off of two consecutive losses, he is going to be more angry than he has been!
Steve White: And our Hardcore Championship match is going to be great! Two of the best in EHWF will battle it out to decide who will be the EHWF Hardcore Champion!
Chuck Thompson: And don't forget our main event! Our Mayhem World Champion David GS is going to fight in a non-title match against a man he beat in the triple threat match at the Pay Per View, War, where he originally won the Mayhem World Championship, Drake Coleman.
Steve White: So ladies and gentlemen, don't leave your seats! Tonight is going to be explosive!
The camera then cuts into the ring where five of the competitors for the first match are already standing.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, we are live! Our first contest is a six man elimination style battle royal! Whoever wins this match will stay in EHWF, as all of the losers will be fired!
Steve White: Woah! What a way to kick off this night!
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Seattle, Washington, standing at 5 feet and 11 inches tall and weighing in tonight at 165 pounds, he is "The X-Stream" Jetstream!
The fans cheer for Jetstream, but the cheers aren't anything special.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Philidelphia, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in tonight at 450 pounds, he is Doomsday!
The fans boo loudly at Doomsday.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, he is Rockin' Lunatic!
The fans boo even more loudly at Lunatic than they did at Doomsday.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Richmond, Virginia, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall, weighing in at 264 pounds, he is Corporal Punishment!
Corporal Punishment walks to the center of the ring and salutes the fans. Most of them cheer, but a few boos can be heard.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent, hailing from Toronto, Canada, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in tonight at 235 pounds, he is Eric James!
The fans boo extremely loudly and Eric James just shrugs and doesn't seem to really care. The lights then dim and "White Trash Millionaire" by Black Stone Cherry plays over the PA system throughout the arena and Eric Cobretti walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp with a cocky looking grin on his face. The fans boo very loudly at him and he looks around at all of them and just smiles as he begins to make his way down to the ring. Most of the fans along the ramp are flipping him off and yelling cuss words at him.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Denver, Colorado, standing at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighing in at 246 pounds, he is Eric "The Cobra" Cobretti!
The fans boo loudly once more as Patricia Downs gets out of the ring. Eric Cobretti slides into the ring under the bottom rope and just as he does the brawl breaks out between all of the members of the match.
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Jetstream vs. Doomsday vs. Rockin' Lunatic vs. Corporal Punishment vs. Eric James
As everyone starts throwing punches at each other, Eric James gets punched in the face and falls onto his back on the ring mat. Instead of getting up, he simply rolls out under the bottom rope and holds his jaw outside of the ring, acting like he is hurt. The fans are booing him loudly for his horrible acting. Inside the ring, Doomsday whips Jetstream into the turnbuckle and runs full force at him and smashes him in the corner of the ring. Jetstream falls down onto the ring mat in a slump.
Steve White: Jetstream was just smashed there!
Doomsday then turns around and is met by a dropkick to the chin by Rockin' Lunatic. Doomsday stumbles backwards, but does not fall down. Rockin' Lunatic then dropkicks him again and Doomsday still doesn't go down! Lunatic then gets back up to his feet again and as soon as he stands up, Eric Cobretti nails him with The Pearl of the Cobra! He then goes for a cover. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Rockin' Lunatic has been eliminated and released from EHWF!
Steve White: Wow, the first big move landed on Lunatic just happened to be Eric Cobretti's finishing move. Now Lunatic lost the match and his job!
Rockin' Lunatic rolls out of the ring as the battle continues inside of the ring. Eric James is still standing outside of the ring acting like he has been hurt for the past 3 minutes that this match has been going on. Eric Cobretti then runs at Doomsday, who has regained his balance, and nails him with a dropkick of his own. Doomsday stumbles backwards and falls through the second and third ring rope to the outside of the ring. Eric James sees his chance and runs over and starts beating on the dazed Doomsday.
Chuck Thompson: Ya! Get him Eric! Teach him a lesson!
Steve White: Oh give me a break! Doomsday is already dazed from Eric Cobrettis dropkick!
Inside of the ring, Eric Cobretti walks over to Jetstream who is just getting back to his feet after being smashed in the corner of the ring by Doomsday. He picks up Jetstream and throws him against the opposite turnbuckle. He walks over to him and sets up on the top rope. He then climbs to the second rope and puts Jetstream on his back. He then nails his finishing move, The Cobra Jet, on Jetstream! The fans cheer and Eric Cobretti goes for the cover. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Jetstream has been eliminated and released from EHWF!
Steve White: That's two down and gone from EHWF!
Eric Cobretti then gets back to his feet and is met by a dropkick by Corporal Punishment, sending Eric Cobretti into the corner of the ring. Corporal Punishment walks over to him, but Eric Cobretti grabs Corporal Punishment by the neck and throws him into the corner of the ring and begins to kick him and punch him repeatedly. Corporal Punishment slumps down into the corner of the ring and Eric Cobretti keeps stomping him until the referee pulls him off. Meanwhile, outside of the ring, Eric James is hitting good forearm shots on Doomsday, but Doomsday pushes Eric James off of him and Eric James falls against the steel ring steps. Doomsday looks down at him with a pissed off look in his face, but then decides to roll back into the ring. He gets to his feet and turns around and is met by The Pearl of the Cobra by Eric Cobretti! Eric Cobretti then goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Doomsday has been eliminated and released from EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: The big man has gone down!
Steve White: Man, Eric Cobretti is dominating tonight!
Eric Cobretti then turns his attention back to Corporal Punishment who is just getting up in the corner of the ring. As soon as he gets to his feet, Eric Cobretti nails yet another The Pearl of the Cobra on Corporal Punishment this time! Eric Cobretti then goes for the quick cover. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Corporal Punishment has been eliminated and released from EHWF!
Steve White: There are only two men left! Eric Cobretti has eliminated the rest of them himself!
Chuck Thompson: But now he has to eliminate Eric James and i really don't see that happening.
As Eric Cobretti gets up to his feet, all fired up, Eric James comes up and hits him in the ribs with a flying knee. He then grabs Eric Cobretti by the head and nails him in the face with a forearm uppercut. Eric Cobretti stumbles backwards into the ropes and Eric James grabs him and throws him against the opposite side of the ring ropes and when Eric Cobretti comes running back at Eric James, Eric James goes for a clotheline, but misses as Eric Cobretti ducks! Eric James then turns around and is met with The Pearl of the Cobra by Eric Cobretti! Eric Cobretti then is about to pin, but decides not to and wants to make Eric James tap out. So he puts his other finishing move on Eric James, The Cobretti Clutch! Eric James screams in pain and after a few moments of the submission hold being locked on, Eric James finally taps out
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Eric James has been eliminated and released from EHWF! Therefore, your winner is Eric Cobretti!
The fans cheer loudly as Eric Cobretti gets to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee as "White Trash Millionaire" by Black Stone Cherry plays again over the PA system. He then goes over the middle rope and out of the ring, flipping off the fans as he walks up the entrance ramp.
Steve White: Hate him or love him, Eric Cobretti completely dominated this match tonight! He eliminated every single person from this match and proved he wants to keep his job here in EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: He did good tonight, but it won't last. Eric Cobretti is nothing. He won some losere battle royal against a lot of bums! You think that makes him important? Pssh not a chance!
The scene then fades to a commercial break with Steve White just looking at Chuck Thompson and shaking his head in disagreement.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and "Cult Of Personality" by Living Colour blasts over the PA system. Mike Flynn walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp and is met by a huge burst of cheers from the crowd. Mike Flynn looks around at the fans on their feet cheering his return. Mike Flynn then begins making his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of fans on his way down.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he hails from Dallas, Texas, he stands at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and he weighs in at 207 pounds, he is a returning EHWF Legend, Mike Flynn!
Mike Flynn gets into the ring and gets on a turnbuckle. He looks out to all of the fans and points to them, getting himself pumped up. The fans cheer loudly for him as he jumps down off of the turnbuckle and stands in his corner getting ready for his opponent.
"I Need A Doctor" starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he stands at 6 feet and 5 inches tall, he weighs in at 245 pounds, he is Quinton Hughes!
He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Mike Flynn vs. Quinton Hughes
[/b][/color]Steve White: And our second match of the evening is underway!
The match starts off with Quinton Hughes standing across the ring from Mike Flynn, staring at him with a pissed off look on his face. Quinton Hughes decides to make the first move, which turns out to be a mistake as Mike Flynn ducks the clotheline Quinton Hughes goes for and begins punching Quinton Hughes in the face repeatedly. Mike Flynn then nails a big dropkick on Quinton Hughes as he falls back against the turnbuckle. Mike Flynn gets back to his feet and begins punching Quinton Hughes in the gut repeatedly. Quinton Hughes falls down into the corner of the ring and Mike Flynn starts to stomp him repeatedly. He then drops a few big knees to the head of Quinton Hughes as Quinton Hughes has his hands over his head trying to protect himself. The referee finally pulls Mike Flynn off of Quinton Hughes and Mike Flynn is all fired up and so are the fans as they cheer him very loudly.
Steve White: Mike Flynn is on fire here in his return match to EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: Ya well Quinton just hasn't warmed up yet.
Quinton Hughes gets back to his feet, but Mike Flynn runs straight at him again and nails him with a jumping elbow to the head. Quinton Hughes falls through the ring rope to the outside of the ring as Mike Flynn runs in the ring all pumped up.
Chuck Thompson: Mike Flynn keeps wasting his energy for some stupid reason. He won't last much longer this way.
Mike Flynn then runs at Quinton Hughes and nails him with a baseball slide straight to the chest, sending Quinton Hughes against the ring announcers table. Mike Flynn then wastes no time in getting out of the ring and picking up Quinton Hughes. He throws him as hard as he can against the steel ring steps. Quinton Hughes falls to the ground groaning in pain. Mike Flynn gets the fans at ringside all fired up and then climbs up onto the ring apron. As soon as Quinton gets up to his feet, Mike runs across the ring apron and nails a jumping clotheline on Quinton, sending them both crashing to the floor outside of the ring. Mike Flynn jumps back to his feet and picks up Quinton Hughes. He throws him against the crowd barrier and then runs at Quinton, but Quinton reverses it and backdrops Mike Flynn over his head into the first row of fans.
Chuck Thompson: And there is the mistake that will turn this match around.
Quinton Hughes then rolls into the ring and back out to break the count so they aren't counted out. He walks over to Mike Flynn who is just getting back to his feet and grabs him by the arm and throws him back over the crowd barrier to the floor outside of the ring. Mike Flynn holds his back and Quinton wastes no time in picking him up and tossing him halfway into the ring, just enough so Mike Flynns head is hanging out over the ring apron. Quinton Hughes walks over to the edge of the ring and runs at Mike Flynn and nails an elbow to the head of Mike Flynn. Mike Flynn rolls fully into the ring, holding his head.
Chuck Thompson: That's right. Quinton Hughes has Mike Flynn exactly where he wants him. He has this match in the bag now
Steve White: Now don't get ahead of yourself there, Chuck. This match isn't over yet.
Quinton Hughes gets into the ring and picks up Mike Flynn. He throws him against the ring ropes and Mike Flynn comes running back at him and Quinton goes for a clotheline, but Mike Flynn ducks it and bounces off of the opposite ropes and runs back at Quinton and nails him with a jumping elbow smash. Quinton Hughes falls down onto the ring mat and Mike Flynn jumps back to his feet fired up again. He picks up Quinton Hughes and nails the Dead Zone on Quinton Hughes! Quinton lays in the center of the ring motionless as Mike Flynn goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Mike Flynn!
"Cult of Personality" by Living Colour plays over the PA system again and Mike Flynn gets to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. Mike Flynn goes over the middle rope and out of the ring, slapping fans' hands as he makes his way up the entrance ramp.
Steve White: Well, what do you have to say about that, Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: Shut the fuck up.
The scene fades to a commercial break with Steve White shaking his head laughing a little bit.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and Worldwide Choppers begins to play throughout the arena. Ceza's short Turk verse runs through with the lights out. Suddenly, the lights return in a shade of purple as Tech yells in the song.
We started in the midwest,
Now we 'bout to take it,
All over the world, baby.
This is the pinnacle,
Yeah, Griffin!
Lorenzo is seen at the top of the stage and he is excited. He wears his jeans and tee, and is pumped up. He slaps the hands of fans on his way to the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he hails from Detroit, Michigan, he stands at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighs in at 217 pounds, he is Lorenzo Griffin!
Once he's in, he limbs the turnbuckle and pumps the crowd as they pop unbelievably. He then gets down and awaits his opponents.
The lights flicker and explodes in red as Mark comes out to the ramp while his theme song, "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold plays over the PA system. He takes his time as he adjusts his gloves. When he gets in the middle he lifts his hands and the ramp explodes in pyro making a gate of flame.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Parts Unknown, he stands at 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 267 pounds, he is Mark Dread!
Mark walks through and the corners send pyro into the air as he gets in the ring. He does a cut throat motion and waits for his opponent.
"Scream, Aim, Fire" by Bullet for My Valentine starts blaring and the lights start going crazy flashing on and off as Justin Underwood steps out onto the stage. Justin begins walking down to the ring as the lights start to slow down, but still keep flashing.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent, hailing from Orlando, Florida, he stands at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighs in at 225 pounds, he is JT Underwood!
As Justin reaches the ring, he pulls himself up onto the ring apron and grabs the top rope flipping over it and landing in the ring. Justin does some quick stretches while waiting for the match to start.
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Lorenzo Griffin vs. Mark Dread vs. JT Underwood
The match starts off with all three men looking at each other for a few moments and then Mark Dread and Lorenzo Griffin both go after JT Underwood at the same time. They start punching and kicking JT Underwood until he falls down onto the ring mat and then they start stomping and kicking him while he is down. Mark Dread then picks him up and throws him against the ropes and when he comes running back at Mark Dread and Lorenzo Griffin, both men do a double backdrop to JT Underwood up over their heads. Mark Dread then turns on Lorenzo Griffin and knees him hard in the gut. He then scoop slams Lorenzo Griffin. Lorenzo lays on the ring mat, holding his back and Mark Dread drops a leg drop onto him.
Steve White: Well, so much for team work in this triple threat match.
Mark Dread then picks up Lorenzo Griffin again and throws him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Mark Dread then walks over and picks up JT Underwood and nails a hard powerbomb on him. Mark Dread is all fired up as he picks up JT Underwood again and nails another hard powerbomb on him. JT Underwood lays on the ring mat, his face cringing in pain as he holds his back. Mark Dread shows no mercy on him, picking him up by the throat and tossing him against the turnbuckle. He then sets JT Underwood up on the top rope and climbs up onto the second rope and nails a superplex to him. Mark Dread gets to his feet, but JT Underwood continues to lay in the middle of the ring. Then, out of no where, Lorenzo Griffin jumps off of the top rope and nails an elbow drop right onto the chest of JT Underwood.
Chuck Thompson: Where did he come from? I thought Mark Dread got rid of him already!
As Lorenzo Griffin gets to his feet, Mark Dread walks over to him and lands a big boot straight to the face of Lorenzo. Lorenzo falls to the ring mat and holds his face and tries to roll out of the ring, but before he can get out of the ring, Mark Dread grabs him and picks him back up. He nails him with a forearm uppercut and Lorenzo stumbles against the ropes. Mark Dread then picks up Lorenzo Griffin and drops him onto the top ring rope neck first. Lorenzo Griffin falls to the ring mat, holding his neck. JT Underwood gets back to his feet and runs at Mark Dread, but Mark Dread catches him in time and nails a tilt-a-whirl slam on him right on top of Lorenzo Griffin. Lorenzo Griffin gets the worst of it. Mark Dread then signals for the end and picks up JT Underwood. He then nails the Nail in the Coffin! He goes for a pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match by pinfall, Mark Dread!
The fans boo him as "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold plays over the PA system again. Mark Dread gets to his feet, but does not let the referee raise his hand. He raises his own hand. He then gets out of the ring and begins to make his way to the backstage area, ignoring all the fans holding out their hands.
Steve White: Mark Dread did pretty good in his debut match here in EHWF. I am looking forward to seeing more of him.
Chuck Thompson: He did awesome! Finally! An amazing wrestler that can win matches!
Steve White: Whatever. We need to go to a commercial break.
The scene then fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as theme music begins to play. When I quest my flashing sword and my hand takes hold of judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies and I will have paid those who haze me, Oh Lord raise me to thy right hand and count me among thy saints…. “Revenge I Seek” by Bleeding Through continues to blare through the auditorium, in that same moment there is a total blackout followed by a static screen, as a small light enlightens the entrance ramp, a man covered in a Black mantel emerges from behind the curtains, he stands atop the ramp, looking at the ground, he raises his head and removes the hood of the mantel, revealing his white colored braided red striped hair.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he hails from Dragaria, standing at 5 feet and 11 inches tall and weighs in at 195 pounds, he is Seraphiel de Valentine!
Steve White: Now this man seems to have multi-personality disorder or something of that nature. He appearantly has two different names.
Usirian stands at the top of the entrance ramp looking out into the darkness that surrounds him, the words "T_H_E__C_U_R_E" are spelled out across the static being displayed across the screen as he starts his walk towards the ring without caring much about the fan reaction seeing how their mostly boo‘s anyways. The Black Mantel is thrown away as soon as the music dies and he slides into the ring sitting on one of the turnbuckles, he can be seen staring towards the entrance ramp waiting for his opponent to come out from behind the curtains.
“I Came to Play” by Downstait begins to blare over the PA as the lights turn blue and silver with various spotlights going around the arena. Shortly after the song picks up in speed, Rich walks out with a hooded vest with the hood up, covering his eyes. He lifts the hood a smidge to see the crowd, which has erupted into a chorus of boos, smirks, and begins walking down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent, hailing from St. Louis, Missouri, standing at 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighing in at 215 pounds, he is "The Star" Rich Hildos!
Rich stops midway down the ramp and points to the sky, then to himself, then slaps the ramp hard, making pyroes explode behind him in the form of a star. He continues towards the ring and slides in. He removes his vest and throws it into the crowd, which then gets thrown back into the ring. He kicks the vest out of the ring and hops onto the left turnbuckle nearest to the announce team as the song fades into a silence and the lights return to normal.
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Seraphiel de Valentine vs. Rich Hildos
The match starts out with both men trying to stare down the other man. When neither of them successfully do it, they just start the match with a tie up in the center of the ring. Rich Hildos quickly gets the upper hand, putting Seraphiel in a headlock. Seraphiel then pushes Rich Hildos into the ring ropes and Seraphiel then ducks down onto his stomach when Rich comes running back at him. Rich jumps over him and bounces off of the ring ropes on the other side. When Rich comes running back at Seraphiel, Seraphiel hits a dropkick to the upper chest area of Rich Hildos. Rich goes down and Seraphiel bounces back to his feet.
Steve White: Classic start to a match here.
Rich Hildos gets back to his feet and Seraphiel wastes no time in running at him, Rich Hildos drops down and nails a perfectly executed drop toe hold on Seraphiel, sending him face first into the ring mat. Rich Hildos then jumps to his feet and kicks Seraphiel pretty hard in the ribs. Seraphiel lets out a groan of pain and holds his side where Rich kicked him. Rich then throws his hands in the air and lets out an arrogant smile as the fans boo him loudly.
Chuck Thompson: I like this Rich guy. I hope he sticks around here.
Rich Hildos then picks up Seraphiel and takes him over to the turnbuckle. He puts Seraphiel in the corner of the ring and then nails three perfectly executed solid elbows to the face in a row. Seraphiel falls down into the corner of the ring and Rich pushes his knee against the face of Seraphiel as the referee counts to four before Rich Hildos decides to quit doing the hold. Rich Hildos then backs up and puts his hands in the air like he did nothing wrong and then runs past the referee and smashes his knee against the face of Seraphiel de Valentine in the corner of the ring. Seraphiel falls with his head over the bottom rope, holding his face in pain. Rich Hildos then steps on the upper back of Seraphiel and uses the top rope for leverage as he chokes Seraphiel on the bottom rope. The referee counts to four again and Rich Hildos quits doing the hold. He takes a few steps back and then goes right back and does the exact same hold on the ropes. The referee counts to four and then pushes Rich Hildos back away from Seraphiel.
Chuck Thompson: Hey! That official can't put his hands on Rich Hildos like that! The man is a star!
Steve White: Oh please! He keeps choking Seraphiel de Valentine on the bottom rope! It is an illegal move!
Rich Hildos then picks up Seraphiel de Valentine and throws him against the ring ropes and when Seraphiel comes running back at Rich, Rich lifts him up and backdrops him up over his head. Seraphiel de Valentine lays on the ring mat, his face cringing in pain. Rich Hildos then picks up Seraphiel and throws him against the turnbuckle. He then runs at him and nails a perfect elbow smash to the face of Seraphiel and then grabs him by his head and smashes his head off of the top turnbuckle 10 times. He then throws Seraphiel backwards onto the ring mat and throws his hands in the air with an arrogant smile on his face once more as the fans boo him. He then walks over and picks up Seraphiel and nails the Amazing Impact on him! Seraphiel lays in the center of the ring not moving and Rich Hildos goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match by pinfall, Rich Hildos!
Rich Hildos gets to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee, but quickly pulls it away and drops down and rolls out of the ring as "I Came To Play" by Downstait keeps playing on the PA system.
Chuck Thompson: That is a true star right there! Ladies and gentlemen, we have just witnessed greatness!
Steve White: Oh give me a god damn break! He won a match, congradulations. He doesn't deserve our praise yet!
Steve White shakes his head as the scene fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as the opening riff to "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares through the area speakers as the black trench coat, black and red mask wearing form of Sah'ta Thor step out from the back. Around his waist was the FWF Universal Championship. As the music continues to play he struts arrogantly towards the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Unknown, standing at 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighing in at 175 pounds, he is the founder of the Empire of Blood, Sah'ta Thor!
As he walks down to the ring he ignores the fans as he was intent on getting to the ring. Once in the ring he takes of his title and passes it to the time keeper then removes his trench coat to reveal a black t-shirt and jeans combo. His hands were covered with strikers gloves which he raises into the air in an X as a red and black pyros shoot from the ring posts. He lowers his arms and steps back while awaiting his opponent.
Welcome once again,
To the bloody pit, my friends!
We're so glad you could attend,
Come and die, come and die!
Yes, the Bloody Pit of Horror!
It is sick as is Gomorrah queer!
It's purpled purpose quickly clear
As Zombies, March ignites over the arena P.A., the lights become a dark red, the masked mad man known as Scrambles the Death Dealer creeping out onto the titantron stage as GWAR play their heavy guitar riffs. Standing tall for a moment, Scrambles scans the crowd before him as they greet him with a mixed reaction before making his march down the ramp. His head sporadically darts left and right at shouting fans, his stance becoming slightly more cautious as his head sinks into his shoulders slightly.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Zombieland, standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in tonight at 200 pounds, he is Scrambles the Death Dealer!
He puts bit of a spring in his step as he finally approaches the ring, leaping up onto the apron as he leans back, turning to look back for a moment before pulling himself into the ring, stepping over the second rope. Scrambles wastes little time as he marches his way across the ring to the farthest corner, ascending the turnbuckle he stands on the middle rope, planting one foot on the top as he rests his hand on his knee, his eyes slowly scanning the vocal crowd before him for a moment before quickly leaping off of the turnbuckle, before retreating back to his corner.
Steve White: These are two very interesting individuals we have fighting each other here tonight. I'm waiting for fuckin' lightning to shoot out of someplace!
Chuck Thompson: Well, both men look prepared for anything, including lightning.
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Sah'ta Thor vs. Scrambles the Death Dealer
The match starts and both men run straight at each other. Sah'ta Thor picks up Scrambles as to hit him with a tilt-a-whirl slam, but Scrambles reversed it into a hurricanrana! Sah'ta Thor quickly gets to his feet and both men run at each other once more. This time it is Sah'ta Thor who nails the hurricanrana on Scrambles. Scrambles jumps back to his feet and once again the two men run at each other and after an amazing amount of reverses, Sah'ta Thor gets the upper hand and dropkicks Scrambles. Scrambles jumps back to his feet and Sah'ta Thor dropkicks him back down once more. Scrambles jumps back up to his feet again and runs at Sah'ta Thor, but Thor grabs him by the arm and throws him. Scrambles, not seeming to give up at all, gets back to his feet and runs at Sah'ta Thor again and Thor dropkicks the leg of Scrambles, sending him crashing face first into the ring mat.
Steve White: Wow! It feels like we are watching a luchador match right now! Haha!
Sah'ta Thor picks up Scrambles and throws him into the ring ropes. Scrambles comes running back at Thor and Thor backdrops Scrambles up over his head. Sah'ta Thor then walks over and picks up Scrambles once more and scoop slams him. He then climbs the turnbuckle to the top rope and jumps off, nailing a leg drop off of the top rope right onto the chest and throat area of Scrambles. Sah'ta Thor then goes for a pin. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Steve White: Close fall there by Sah'ta Thor!
Chuck Thompson: Close means nothing! He won't be able to finish the job.
Sah'ta Thor gets up and kicks Scrambles in the ribs a few times while he is down on the ring mat and then climbs to the top rope again. Scrambles gets to his feet and when he turns around Sah'ta Thor jumps off of the top rope and nails a perfectly executed missle dropkick straight to the chest of Scrambles the Death Dealer. Sah'ta Thor then climbs back to his feet and holds onto the second rope in the corner of the ring while bending over, acting like he is hurt. Scrambles staggers to his feet and runs at Sah'ta Thor, but is met by a back kick straight to the gut of Scrambles. Scrambles lets out a grunt of pain as he gets kicked in the gut and leans over, holding his stomach. Sah'ta Thor then climbs to the top rope and jumps off, doing a backflip and landing straight on Scrambles! He then goes for another pin. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Steve White: Wow, this is a good match! Scrambles doesn't want to stay down!
Chuck Thompson: That is because he is destined to win this match, Steve!
Sah'ta Thor wastes no time, picking up Scrambles again and nailing a hard powerbomb on him. He then picks up Scrambles again and throws him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. He then climbs to the top rope again and when Scrambles gets back to his feet, Sah'ta Thor jumps off of the top rope and hits Scrambles with an axe handle!
Steve White: That was a move that the late great "Macho Man" Randy Savage always used to do!
Chuck Thompson: Of course Sah'ta Thor would rip him off!
Sah'ta Thor then gets to his feet and picks up Scrambles and drops him chest first onto the crowd barrier. The fans at ringside cheer the great action and Sah'ta Thor then picks up Scrambles again, but Scrambles starts punching Sah'ta Thor in the stomach. He punches his way out of the grasp of Sah'ta Thor and pushes him against the ring apron. He then grabs Sah'ta Thor by the hair and throws him over the crowd barrier into the first row of fans.
Steve White: That is the second time the first row of fans have had a superstar thrown at them tonight!
Scrambles then walks over to the far end of the crowd barrier and climbs up onto it. Sah'ta Thor is slowly getting to his feet and Scrambles runs along the crowd barrier and does a flip towards Sah'ta Thor, but Sah'ta Thor moves out of the way just in time and Scrambles goes crashing into a bunch of steel chairs. Sah'ta Thor climbs over the crowd barrier and into the ring to break the count. He then rolls back out of the ring and goes back over the crowd barrier towards Scrambles and the mess of steel chairs. He picks up Scrambles and powerbombs him on all of the steel chairs.
Chuck Thompson: Since when did this become a hardcore match?
Sah'ta Thor then picks up the limp Scrambles and throws him back over the crowd barrier to the outside of the ring. He climbs over it as well and picks up Scrambles and throws him into the ring. He then climbs to the top rope and does a flip legdrop square onto Scrambles. Sah'ta Thor doesn't go for the pin and instead gets back to his feet and signals for the end. He picks up Scrambles and nails the Parasite Eve on him in the center of the ring and goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match by pinfall, Sah'ta Thor!
The fans cheer the good match they just witnessed as "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares over the PA system again. Sah'ta Thor gets his hand raised by the referee in victory and he climbs out of the ring and begins to make his way to the backstage area.
Steve White: What a match that was!
Chuck Thompson: Scrambles was robbed of a victory! This match was not supposed to be a hardcore match and i'm pretty sure Sah'ta Thor powerbombing Scrambles on that pile of steel chairs in the audience is illegal! That referee blows!
The scene fades to a commercial break with Steve White shaking his head and laughing.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as "Breaking The Law" by Motorhead is already playing over the PA system. Rocky J is already in the ring, ready for his match.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he hails from Corpus Christy, Texas, he stands at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighs 200 pounds, he is Rocky J!
As she gets finished with his introduction, "STFU" by Pries begins to play over the PA system and Raven Trueblood walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He is met with a ton of cheers from the crowd and he looks around at all of them before he begins to make his way down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Lake Land, Florida, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in tonight at 180 pounds, he is Raven Trueblood!
Raven Trueblood is now at the side of the ring, but instead of going directly up the steel ring steps, he walks around the ring and slaps the hands of everyone at ringside. After he makes a full circle around the ring, he goes up the steel ring steps and over the middle rope and into the ring. He warms up in his corner looking across the ring at Rocky J who is ready as well.
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Rocky J vs. Raven Trueblood
The match starts with a tie up in the center of the ring. Both men push off of each other at the same time and circle each other in the ring once. They then tie up once again. This time, Rocky J gets the upper hand and slides around to Raven Truebloods back and puts him in an arm lock on his back. Raven Trueblood jumps around on one leg and then spins and gets out of the hold. Both men then stand there looking at each other. They circle each other again and this time Raven Trueblood starts faster and goes after the legs of Rocky J. He takes him down and puts him in a headlock on the ground. He then gets up and jut as Rocky J is getting up, Raven Trueblood kicks him in his face. Rocky J falls backwards and rolls out of the ring as the fans cheer Raven Trueblood.
Steve White: Raven Trueblood has the upper hand, but can he make it last?
Rocky J climbs onto the ring apron and Raven Trueblood hits a quick dropkick on him, sending him crashing back to the outside of the ring into the crowd barrier. The fans cheer Raven Trueblood again as he shows off to them.
Chuck Thompson: This idiot is too distracted on keeping the fans on his side!
Rocky J gets back to his feet and Raven Trueblood does a springboard crossbody over the top rope right onto him. Rocky J and Raven Trueblod both lay on the outside of the ring, holding different body parts. Raven Trueblood seemed to have hurt his leg doing the crossbody. Even with a hurt leg, Raven Trueblood is the first to get to his feet. He picks up Rocky J by the hair and throws him back into the ring and then climbs in after him. He wobbles to his feet and picks up Rocky J, but Rocky J knows Raven Truebloods leg is fucked up so he kicks it. Raven Trueblood lets out a grunt of pain and falls to the ring mat, holding his leg, his face twisted in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Now this is smart! Go after the hurt limb of your opponent!
Rocky J then goes for a figure four leg lock, but Raven Trueblood kicks him off before he can get it fully locked in and Rocky J hits the turnbuckle chest first. He then falls onto the ring mat on his back. Raven Trueblood wobbles to his feet again and climbs up onto the second rope tries to climb onto the top rope, but with his hurt leg he can't. So he just does an elbow drop from the second rope onto Rocky J. Raven Trueblood crawls across the ring and sits in the corner for a moment, trying to get his leg to quit hurting a little bit. Rocky J gets up before him and he runs at Raven Trueblood, but Raven Trueblood ducks and Rocky J hits chest first into the turnbuckle. Raven Trueblood then pulls him down and rolls him up for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Raven Trueblood!
Raven Trueblood lays on the ring mat and gets his hand raised by the referee. Rocky J sits up on his knees and can't believe he got beat like that. Raven Trueblood rolls out of the ring and limps up the entrance ramp towards the backstage area to get medical attention.
Steve White: Rocky J is stunned! He can't believe he lost like that!
Chuck Thompson: Ya well the idiot should have been more careful in the match and he would have one it. Hell, he got beat by a cripple!
Steve White: That shows just how much Raven Trueblood wanted to win this match! The man has a lot of heart! And now we must take another commercial break, we will be right back!
The scene then fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from the commercial break and cuts to Steve White and Chuck Thompson at ringside.
Steve White: It is time for our Championship match of the evening! I am so pumped up for this. Scotty Paine versus Alexander Remington for the Hardcore Title! What better match to have for this title?
Chuck Thompson: I can think of a few.
Steve White shakes his head and the camera cuts to Patricia Downs who is standing in the center of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a hardcore match and is sceduled for one fall! And is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
The fans go crazy as "Here Comes the Pain" by Slayer rips out of the PA, as Scotty walks out onto the stage pushing a shopping cart full of hardcore goodies. He stops at the top of the ramp, and strikes a cross-like pose.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from The Asylum via White Hills, New Jersey, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 245 pounds, he is Scotty Paine!
He then continues down the ramp, and pushes the cart up to the side of the ring, and rolls in under the ropes. He pops up to his feet. He rushes over, climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and crosses his arms in an X fashion. He yells out "I put the X, in Xtreme!"
Suddenly the lights begin to fade, the soft beginning tones of "Uprising" by Muse beginning to play. Multi-colored lights begin to stream across the top of the stage, looking for the one whose music this belongs to. With a huge explosion of pyro, Alexander Remington stands at the top of the stage, the lights converging on his position as he cracks a smile at the fans who are either choosing to boo or cheer for him.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall and weighing in at 255 pounds, he is the EHWF Hardcore Champion, Alexander Remington!
Walking down to the ring, he jumps up onto the side apron, taking a look at the crowd before entering into the ring in between the top and middle rope.
Steve White: This Alexander Remington fellow has had his fair share of problems with another EHWF wrestler in Jaci Soveriegn.
Chuck Thompson: I will admit, it has been pretty interesting. Hopefully he doesn't get distracted by her somehow tonight.
DING DING DING!
Match #7: Scotty Paine vs. Alexander Remington (c)
The match starts out with both men circling each other. After a few moments, they both dart to the outside of the ring towards Scotty Paine's shopping cart full of hardcore weapons. They each grab a kendo stick and begin hitting each other with them at the same time. Both landing clean shots each time. Finally, Alexander Remington's kendo stick breaks and is unusable, so he throws it down and Scotty Paine keeps on whipping him with his kendo stick. Alexander Remington spears Scotty Paine into the shopping cart full of weapons and knocks it over, spilling weapons all over the place. Alexander Remington then gets back to his feet and walks over to another side of the ring, welts being visible on his skin from the kendo stick shots.
Steve White: Both men are aleady pretty beat up and this match has only been going on for about four minutes!
Alexander Remington pulls up the side of the ring and looks for something under the ring. He pulls out a ladder! Remington picks up the ladder and slides it into the ring, sliding in after it. Once in the ring, he picks up the ladder and sets it up in the center of the ring. As soon as he does that, Scotty Paine comes up behind him with a steel chair and smacks it over his back. Remington falls to one knee with his face twisted in pain. Scotty Pain then hits him in the back with the chair once more and Remington falls to the ring mat. Scotty Paine then hits Remington in the back with the steel chair three more times and then quits as the steel chair is bent quite badly over Remington's back.
Steve White: It is amazing how hard these guys hit each other with steel chairs. They are ruining them everytime we see one used!
Scotty Paine drops the bent up steel chair in the ring and picks up Remington. He piledrives Remingtons head straight into the steel chair! Remington falls onto his back, not moving. Scotty Paine gets up and taunts to the crowd.
Chuck Thompson: Don't taunt to the crowd! You're wasting time!
Scotty Paine then drops down and goes for the cover. 1...2...KICKOUT!
Chuck Thompson: God damn it! What did i tell you, Scotty?!
Steve White: I don't think he can hear you, Chuck.
Scotty Paine then picks Remington back up and walks over to the side of the ring where his shopping cart is laying. He goes over the middle rope so that he is now standing on the ring apron. He then holds Alexander Remington like he is going to suplex him over the top rope onto the shopping cart full of weapons. He tries twice, but Remington doesn't let him either time. Remington breaks the hold, and dropkicks Scotty Paine off of the ring apron onto the shopping cart! The fans go crazy and Remington starts to regain his composure inside the ring as Scotty Paine lays on the outside of the ring with his face showing true pain.
Steve White: These men are beating the hell out of each other! I love this match!
Chuck Thompson: Well, it is a hardcore match after all.
Alexander Remington crawls back up to his feet and gets out of the ring. He picks up Scotty Paine who is still trying to get to his own feet. He throws him into the crowd barrier and Scotty Paine falls to the ground holding his back in pain. Alexander Remington then starts stomping Scotty Paine repeatedly. He picks up Scotty Paine and throws him into the steel ring post. Scotty Paine falls to the ground, smacking his back off of the corner of the shopping cart as he does. He kicks his feet, groaning in pain as Alexander Remington stands back and watches and laughs at the pain he is putting Scotty Paine through.
Steve White: Scotty Paine seems to be getting the worst of this match so far.
Remington then picks up the shopping cart that is now a little bent up from Scotty Paine landing on it so many times and tosses it up over the top rope and into the ring. He then picks up a stop sign that was in the shopping cart and when Scotty Paine staggers to his feet, Remington hits him over the head with the stop sign. Scotty Paine falls backwards onto rest of the weapons that are laying outside of the ring. He then throws down the stop sign and picks up Scotty Paine and throws him back into the ring. Remington then picks up the siding of the ring again and pulls out a table! He slides the table into the ring and then climbs in after it.
Steve White: And now a table gets introduced into the match!
He then climbs into the ring and sets up the table right in front of the ladder. As soon as he does that, he turns around and gets blasted in the head by the crippled steel chair. A cut edge of the steel chair catches Remington in the forehead and blood begins flowing out of his head. Scotty Paine then throws the chair down and falls down from the punishment he has been taking. After a few moments, Scotty Paine gets back to his feet and puts Remington on the table that Remington himself set up. Scotty Paine then slowly begins to make his way up the ladder and once at the top, he sits there for a moment as the fans are cheering like crazy. He stands up on the very top of the ladder and does a flip off of the top landing on Remington and sending them both crashing through the table. Both men lay there, motionless, Remington a bloody mess.
Steve White: Both men are out!
Chuck Thompson: I find it stupid that Scotty Paine would risk his career doing that move! That was amazing though!
The referee looks down at both men, but gets no reply from either man as they are both out. He decides to call for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has decided to call the match a draw due to neither man being in any condition to continue!
The fans boo extremely loudly as some of them actually begin to throw a few pieces of garbage into the ring at the referee. Scotty Paine rolls out of the ring and Alexander Remington begins to slowly move.
Steve White: Oh man! That was definetly a controversial call and this place is about to break into a full out riot and we havn't even gotten to the main event of the night yet!
Chuck Thompson: This referee is a fucking retard! Why would he do that?!
The match concluded, Remington stood alone in the middle of the ring, looking around at the masses as blood poured down his forehead. He was soon to walk out of the ring and head toward the back for medical attention, but suddenly Sah'ta Thor ran from the back, standing on the side of the ring, staring coldly into Remington's eyes. It looked like the two were about to go to blows, but all of a sudden, the rest of the members of the Empire of Blood emerged from the crowd, circling the ring as Remington was forced to look all around him, wondering what in the hell was going on.
Steve White: Oh my God, this can't be good.
Chuck Thompson: Mind games, or is this an ambush.
It appeared that the latter was on the agenda for the Empire of Blood, as all of the members rushed into the ring, immediately hammering away at Remington. After a while, Alex began to fight back, shoving several of the members to the ground as he stormed toward Thor, forcing him into the corner as he began to punch away with closed fists to the skull. But the numbers game was too lopsided, as the fallen members of the Empire rushed Remington again, slamming him down to the mat as each member continued to get their licks in.
Chuck Thompson: This isn't right. Someone get out there and help him!
Thor picked up Remington, barking orders that the cameras could not pick up, but soon it was Scotty Paine who brought a table into the ring along with various other weaponry. He placed the table in the corner as the members held Remington against it. Thor backed to the adjacent turnbuckle, suddenly rushing Remington, spearing him straight through the table.
Steve White: We need medical attention out here! Somebody!
Scotty Paine slowly reached into a bag, pulling out a bat covered in barbed wire. He licked his lips as he had Thor pick up Remington now, hammering away at Remington's ribs with the bat before plowing it straight into his forehead; the barbed wire becoming lodged into Remington's skin as more blood began to pour out.
The fans stood to their feet as a man stormed out from the back; that man being Remington's adoptive father Powerhouse.
Chuck Thompson: Finally, someone has come out to help Alexander!
The Empire of Blood members appeared ready to strike Powerhouse as well, but as he approached the ring, he stopped, pulling out a microphone from his suit pocket, staring at Sah'ta.
Powerhouse: No, on second thought, he needs this more...
Steve White: What!?!?!?!
Powerhouse wasn't condoning the actions, nor was this in support of the Empire, but he clearly wasn't going to get involved either. Valentine cracked a smile as he grabbed a bag of thumb tacks, pouring them in the middle of the ring. Thor slowly pulled Remington to the top of the turnbuckles with him, and just as quickly, slammed him straight into the thumbtacks with his patented Reign of Blood.
Thor and the rest of the group stared down at Remington with disdain as they left the ring, leaving him breathless and bloodied as the EMTs came out to work on Remington; the show cutting to its next commercial.