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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2018 22:24:32 GMT -5
Ryan Morgan vs Bill Ryder one last time in 2018 while the two of us still have anything left to give to this business. I don't care about the date, time, or place. I don't give a shit if it takes place on Mayhem, Anarchy, Scars, and Stripes, or even go as far as making this thing unsanctioned."
"What do you say?"
"Mister Greatness Incarnate.."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2018 12:38:35 GMT -5
Nah. If you ever grow a pair, leave the samson family and accept the Bullet Kuntz are the best, then we can talk.
Currently, I have no interest in facing you or anyone else. In fact, after this show I plan on taking a step back into management of the BK.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2018 4:15:04 GMT -5
You know I'm nothing like you. I can't sit here and label The Bullet Kunt's as the best because that would be a lie and unlike you, I'm no liar.
I don't need to hear all your excuses for not wanting this match with me. You are scared and you damn well should be. I would be too.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2018 7:51:48 GMT -5
It was a quiet day at the DePaolo estate in Asheville, North Carolina when the phone rang suddenly. There had been no commotion coming from the residence of Hall of Fame member and former EHWF Champion, Black Man, in over a year. But when that phone rang things were about to change. As Adam reached for the receiver and answered with a casual 'hello' he immediately realized that it was press reporter Black Stewart, a new hire for EHWF.com looking for his opinion. Why would anyone even care about Black Man's opinion after he had been gone for so long and out of the spotlight? It was due to the nature of the subject. Ryan Morgan vs. Bill Ryder one last time. if it were any other two superstars, the press wouldn't care to talk to a former employee, but Black Man knew both men very well and had a hated history with each of them.
So when Blake asked Adam what he thought about this proposed fight, he had a few things to say.
"Ryan Morgan is still around? That fluke has been a disgrace to the wrestling world and to EHWF since the day he got there. We have had our past. He is a garbage wrestler and even worth General Manger. Go back and look at all the stupid shit that guys done. Pretending to be Rissi's son? Starting a group and being a member of a bunch of rejects in The Corporate Power Billionaires. That group literally got beaten out of Cuba. Now I hear he is in charge of a new bunch of misfits. Let's just say this, whatever he touches turns to shit. I wouldn't want him part of my company if I could help it. Whether he wants to be called Rain, Ryan Morgan, Ryan Mercury or Ry Mo.... it honestly doesn't matter, he has never been good and never will be. As for this match with Bill Ryder if it were to go down, of course the guy will say no as he is no where near Bills level.
And trust me I am not saying this to favor that weasel Bill. That dipshit is a follower and not a leader. If it was anyone else he was challenging on his own he would probably lose. Ryan is just that big a tool to even have a chance against Bill. Look at Bill and what he did. He was riding the coat tails of Eli being his little bitch. He waited until Eli burnt himself out and left to step into the light. He couldn't beat Eli so he followed him and did his dirty work, thats the reason I hated that little coward back then. Now he is no different. He is part of or was part of the "family" when he held the title. That title was handed to him and protected by his leader Joshua. My point is Bill is no better then Ryan, but at least I know Bill would beat Ryan and thats why Ryan wouldn't ever fight him.
Plain and simple Blake. Now if you don't mind I got retirement to go back to."
Bold words from a former champion. Who knows if Ryan would ever accept this match but if so we know where Black Man stands on the outcome.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2018 8:03:53 GMT -5
After hearing from both sides, Brianna had to laugh. When questioned what was so funny, she replied:
BRIANNA BROOKES: I don’t know what’s more retarded. Bill randomly challenging Ryan Morgan, because let’s face it, he only wants Ryan in order to forfill his fantasy of lust to touch Ryan, his reign at the Heavyweight title, or Adams input? I thought he was retired so why is he weasling his way into the picture?
#IThoughtYouWereDead
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2018 14:08:47 GMT -5
William sir. Sorry, but I don't have any interest in facing you. Look, my next match is my last. I'm done. My knees are weak, my palms are sweaty. I can't drop bombs, I keep throwing up my girls shit cooking.
I'm done.
My job is now PR MANAGER of the bullet kuntz.
Sorry, you're not relevant enough right now.
Ry x
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2018 1:37:23 GMT -5
When trying to find Handsome Devil Jr. for his input, it took a while to find him. It wasn't until we asked Wilmer Patacky about his whereabouts. We found him in catering, eating a sandwich that was basically two pounds of bacon between two slices of toast.
Handsome Devil II: First off, it's Handsome Devil II! As in the number two! Basically, what I'm saying is...I am the shiz. But yeah, I'm pretty honored to be tagging with Ryan in his last match. We're going to show that the Bullet Koontz are the best...around! No-one's ever keep us down!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2018 12:53:20 GMT -5
Thanks for your kind words, Handsome Devil JR.
Anyone who stands against the bullet KUNTZ..
Prepare to GET NUT!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2018 17:38:33 GMT -5
Ryan, you literally challenged me a few months ago at Ace's High before running back to Mayhem once Oliver Black deepthroated you.
What the fuck is a Handsome Devil? Why is Brianna constantly speaking on your behalf? Doesn't she ever get tired of having her face between your unwashed ass cheeks? Black Man, mind your fucking business old man.
You don't accept? Fine. I have a EHWF World Heavyweight Championship to go win.
Peace, Kunts!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2018 6:26:29 GMT -5
What in the hell is going on around this place? What in the hell are you supposed to be? A Firefly? Cell from Dragonball Z? A longhorn beetle?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2018 13:32:11 GMT -5
Ryan, you literally challenged me a few months ago at Ace's High before running back to Mayhem once Oliver Black deepthroated you.
What the fuck is a Handsome Devil? Why is Brianna constantly speaking on your behalf? Doesn't she ever get tired of having her face between your unwashed ass cheeks? Black Man, mind your fucking business old man.
You don't accept? Fine. I have a EHWF World Heavyweight Championship to go win.
Peace, Kunts!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2018 16:35:36 GMT -5
No, I didn't. It's not even a real word.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2018 17:09:50 GMT -5
Yes it is. It’s German for artist. It’s also the name of a baseball player. Before you make a statement, google the facts. . 🤦♀️ Apparently “kunts” is not however in any language.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2018 17:12:41 GMT -5
Bill is a dumb bint, what more can I say. As you were x
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2018 8:19:36 GMT -5
Did you google search that information all on your own? I guess since you always seem to feel the need to stick your nose in my business when it comes to Lance Bass over there. I feel like I should just address you as Mrs. Morgan from now on.
Who needs to invest in cable television when you have people like this still roaming the Planet.
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