Post by La Familia Gómez on Jun 26, 2020 7:32:09 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, “Back It” by Yizzy and Dizzie Rascal, is playing in the background. We see Steve White and Chuck Thompson standing on the stage of a small empty hall. This is a much different opening image than we’re used to. There are no fans and no activity around them except for the lighting and the tron behind them.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Killer Carter, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to Saturday Night Mayhem!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen for the first time ever - Mayhem will come to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Saturday Night Mayhem and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: Tonight - we may be still away from big crowds and arenas but tonight we have a small crowd practicing social distancing here tonight! Last week we saw SO MUCH go down, you would think it was a Pay Per View but it was only a Mayhem which speaks volumes for how good tonight is gonna be! Ana Somnia was able to defeat Nina Chanel in a great contest! Even though Ana continues her reign of dominance, Nina actually looked pretty good in the match up. Tonight, Thea Nefeli will try to avenge her friend in the main event as we have ANOTHER Champion vs. Champion match! It’s gonna be huge!
Steve White: I’ve been wanting to see that rematch for a long time now and we’re finally gonna get it but just as bad as I’ve wanted to see that, we’re also gonna see Wilmer Patacky’s return to the ring as he teams up with Michael Rissi in a tag team match against Chemic and Emilio Gonzalos! That’s gonna be a HUGE teaming and a massive blockbuster tag team match that I can’t wait for!
Chuck Thompson: Killer Carter and Sah’ta Thor have had troubles with Cliff Maxwell lately but tonight, he’s booked them in a match against each other! The match WILL NOT disappoint but is it all apart of Cliff Maxwell’s plan to destroy his enemies before he even gets a chance to fight them? Things are really heating up on Mayhem tonight!
Steve White: Nathaniel Nitro and Black Man had issues last week. Ryan Morgan and Konrad Raab have had a rivalry building for a while now BUT tonight it’ll be a case of strange bedfellows as these pairs team up and take each other on. Which team will fall apart first or will this match just go to shit before it even gets a chance to start?! 4 big names in one massive match, I can’t wait!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
We cut back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This opening contest is set… for one single fall!
Mr Katz comes out to "Dream On" - Aerosmith, he enters the ring under the bottom ropes and proceeds to roll around before getting on the top turnbuckle and waving to the fans.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Mr. Katz
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… His opponent… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Mr. Katz circles Zoe McDraven. He lunges at her but she swerves him and gets behind him, hitting him with takedown! Zoe gets some shots in on the mat but Katz shoves her off of him and they get up! They scrap again, trading blows but Zoe hits him with an unexpected roundhouse to the damn head! Mr. Katz falls against the ropes and Zoe runs in with a right hand to his gut but the ref breaks it off of the ropes! The fans are trying to get into the match but they get to their feet as Zoe bounces off of the ropes! Mr. Katz swings but she ducks him and jumps on the second ropes then to the top rope and hits Mr. Katz with a springboard dropkick to the chest! Mr. Katz is down and the fans get to their feet! Katz is up but Zoe dropkicks him back down and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: Nice start from Zoe McDraven there as she gets some quick offense in on Mr. Katz! Both of these stars need the win here tonight! Zoe needs to win this match suffering 5 losses in a row!
Chuck Thompson: Mr. Katz wants to get a more consistent way to ranking in high on Mayhem! Right now both of these stars are talented but neither are getting consistent winning streaks!
Zoe leans down and gets Katz in a headlock! Katz struggles but he twists her into a big wristlock! Zoe is too good with her holds and picks out of it, countering it into a damn chicken wing hold! Mr. Katz yells out in pain as she holds it in tonight! Zoe whips Katz into the corner then runs up and follows up with a corner splash! Zoe gets to the top rope and the fans are going wild! She leaps off and lands on Katz, hitting him with a flying crossbody! Katz rolls away after the impact but he’s hurt! Slowly he tries to use the ropes to fight back to his feet but Zoe is in the zone and she bounces off of the ropes then runs up and clotheslines Mr. Katz to the outside floor! She skins the cat back into the ring and the fans go wild while Mr. Katz is hurt on the outside!
Steve White: Zoe taking Mr. Katz out to the outside there! These fans are behind her now as they pick up for the action! Great counters and great technical wrestling by both but Zoe wins out!
Chuck Thompson: Mr. Katz too slow and now he’s in trouble! He took the big impact to the outside after all of that punishment in the ring and now Zoe is ready to follow up like only Zoe can!
Zoe backs off and the fans all get to their feet as she comes off of the ropes then runs up and dives through the middle ropes, hitting Mr. Katz on the outside with a big suicide dive! Zoe gets all of it and Katz is hurt on the outside floor! Zoe picks Katz up and rolls him back in the ring! The fans are chanting for Zoe as she gets on the apron and climbs to the top rope! Zoe gets up on the top rope and looks down at the hurt Katz! She leaps off for the 450 Splash but Katz rolls out of the way and Zoe eats the mat hard! Zoe is in pain and rolls around on the mat! Mr. Katz is still hurt but sees it as his chance!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: WHOA! Zoe with the massive dive to the outside takes out Mr. Katz but she tries to follow up with that 450 Splash only to get a taste of the mat instead! Mr. Katz quick thinking gets him the near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Mr. Katz is hurt but he’s gotta follow up here if he wants to get back in this one and kill of Zoe’s influence in this contest!
Mr. Katz gets the near fall. He picks up the hurt Zoe and headbutts her into the corner! Mr. Katz holds onto the ropes and boots Zoe in the corner then boots her again and again and again! Mr. Katz pulls her out of the corner and into a belly to belly suplex to try and change the tide of the match! Mr. Katz is up and gets her in a headlock but it’s the wrong idea! Zoe is too good at locks and holds and reverses it into a standing armbar! She gets him into an elbow hold but Mr. Katz knees Zoe in the midsection then whips her into the ropes! He bends down for a body drop but on rebound, Zoe kicks Mr. Katz square in the head! Mr. Katz falls back and stumbles right into a spinning heel kick to the face from Zoe as the fans go wild!
Steve White: What a great opening contest! Both of these competitors going back and forth but Zoe McDraven takes Mr. Katz down again and is able to get back on top in this match!
Chuck Thompson: Mr. Katz just can’t chip away at Zoe here!
Katz is back up but he boots Zoe in the midsection! He goes to whip her into the corner but Zoe reverses it and sends Katz into the ropes! Katz rebounds and counters with a big hip and shoulder, knocking Zoe down! Zoe is back up and Katz bounces off of the ropes! He comes at her again but she leapfrogs him! He bounces off of the ropes and Zoe runs up and nails Mr. Katz with a diving elbow to the face! Mr. Katz is down and the fans are on their feet as Zoe lines him up!
Steve White: Zoe throwing everything she had in that diving elbow to Mr. Katz face and Mr. Katz is down and might not be able to get up after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Mr. Katz was building something there but Zoe cut him off yet again and she’s showing right now why she is a former EHWF Champ and The Supernova as she goes back to control of Mr. Katz and this match!
Zoe grabs Mr. Katz from behind and gets his arm and neck all tied up but he elbows her off of him! Mr. Katz rakes Zoe on the back and she screams out! He gets a sharp knee in on her midsection before he sends her into the corner back first! The fans are going wild! Mr. Katz lines Zoe up for Spearmint! He sprints at Zoe but she jumps out of the corner and somersaults off of his back! Mr. Katz runs right into the corner and into the ringpost, shoulder first! The fans are losing it! Mr. Katz is hurt and stumbles out of the corner! He stumbles backwards groggily right into Zoe who locks him up and gets him in the Kinetic Energy! Mr. Katz struggles but he can’t get out of it! Zoe gets his shoulder into his neck and keeps it locked in tight! Katz thrashes around but it makes it worse! Zoe gets Katz down on the mat with the hold in tight! He can’t get out, he struggles and tries to roll around but she’s got it and he can’t break free! Mr. Katz is forced to tap out as the fans go NUTS!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
Zoe McDraven gets up and celebrates her win as the music hits.
Steve White: A much needed win to Zoe McDraven as she knocks off Mr. Katz here tonight! Great opening match! A straight up technical contest but Zoe is just too good!
Chuck Thompson: Agreed! Great match and Zoe McDraven ends the drought with a clean and nice win over Mr. Katz!
Zoe gets up on the turnbuckle and celebrates with the cheering fans as we fade out.
Heavyweight Champion, Konrad Raab, getting himself ready for his match coming up when a knock is heard on his locker room door and in walks the EHWF Hardcore Champion, Nathaniel Nitro. Raab looks up and Nitro raises his hands in defense before the Iceman can react to his presence.
Nathaniel Nitro: Relax, Raab… I ain’t here for a fight… I’m waiting until later when we have our match because like you, I’m an honorable fighter and I respect you.
Nitro cradles his Hardcore title in his arms as though it was his new born child.
Nathaniel Nitro: I’m here because unlike the two of us… our tag team partners for tonight are not honorable… nor do they have any respect for either of us… and that’s evident from what they both did to us two weeks ago.
Raab nods as he adjusts his title over his shoulder.
Nathaniel Nitro: I think we both know what’s going to happen tonight… you’re a smart man… as am I. We both know that Black Man and Ryan Morgan are gonna take us out again… just like they did two weeks ago.
Nitro steps a little closer to Raab.
Nathaniel Nitro: But it doesn’t have to be that way… I say we get even… I say that you and I get to those two before they get to us… fight fire… with fire.
Konrad Raab: I respect what you’ve done in EHWF so far too and I think we should’ve been teamed together, not Black Man and Ryan Morgan who still doesn’t understand what Junior Heavyweight title means. I won’t use weapons to beat Ryan down, that’s not my style, but beating Ryan down with my bare hands before he gets to me, that’s something I can agree with.
Nitro smirks as he places his championship over his shoulder.
Nathaniel Nitro: That’s what I was hoping to hear. I’ll see you out there, champ.
The Hardcore Champion then gives Raab a nod which is reciprocated by the Junior Heavyweight Champion before the former exits the locker room and we cut elsewhere.
We fade in backstage where we see Joanna Rissi and Misty Vega walking around the production area. The fans watching on the tron go WILD as Joanna and Misty walk around the area with no one else around.
Misty and Joanna suddenly stop at the exit as a ref comes in and blocks their path. They turn around and they see Jack and Evan Hicks appear down the stairs into the empty production area. Misty and Joanna turn around and look around the area back at The Shiners. The ref steps forward.
Ref: Ring the damn bell!
DING DING DING!
The Shiners and Joanna & Misty run at each other! Evan gets a knee in on Joanna while Jack elbows Misty in the face! Jack and Evan get the upper hand by beating Joanna and Misty with rights and lefts then try and forearm them in the back down to the concrete! Joanna headbutts Jack while Misty rams Evan into the brick wall! Jack knees Joanna in the side while she follows up with a spinning kick to his gut! Jack lifts Misty up and throws her into a bunch of production equipment! Misty on the other site, boots Evan in the balls then wraps him up and hits him with a suplex against the wall! The fans watching the brawl backstage are going nuts!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Here we go! Joanna and Misty come up against The Shiners here tonight and we’re all ready off to a wild one here tonight! Production equipment going flying and heads getting bounced off of walls!
Chuck Thompson: Haven’t seen Joanna and Misty fight side by side like this for a long time! I don’t think Joanna wanted to team with Misty here in her latest EHWF run but it looks like it was inevitable!
Misty picks up Evan and tosses him into a catering table, knocking over some water bottles as he goes sprawling over to the floor! Jack boots Joanna on the floor but she grabs his leg and stands up, blasting him in the face with a punch! Jack comes back with a swing of his own but Joanna blocks it and forearms him in the nose! Joanna follows up with a few more jabs then jumps up and dropkicks Jack into some steel chairs, knocking them over! Misty wants another suplex on Evan but Evan flips Misty over and dumps her on the concrete with a slam! Evan gets behind Misty and gets Misty in the Shiner Lock from behind with his knee in her back! Misty yells out in pain but Joanna runs up and cracks the a steel chair over Evan’s back! Evan lets go of the hold and screams out in pain but Joanna cracks him in the head with the steel chair once he turns around!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Crack of that steel chair to the head of Evan and that might have even knocked him out! Evan tried to put Misty out with the Shiner Lock but Joanna with the save with that steel chair!
Chuck Thompson: Quite brutal! This all stemmed from an ambush on Joanna last week from The Shiners but Joanna’s old partner from years ago, Misty came to her aid! Now here comes the grudge match backstage brawl!
Misty and Joanna picks up Evan and hold him clear. They hoist him up and hit him with a team suplex through the a damn table! Evan hold his back in pain but before they can get a chance to follow up, Jack rushes over and hits Misty with a forearm to the back then starts to trade blows with Joanna! Jack wins out and boots Joanna in the thigh and whips her into the wall! She impacts the wall hard and falls to the floor in a mess as Jack taunts her!
Steve White: Now Jack coming to the save of Evan and bounces Joanna off of that brick wall! Jack might have put the Shiners in a good position here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Brutal impact there on Joanna’s tight little body! Maybe I should rush backstage and check on her!?
Jack picks up Joanna and drags her to her feet but Misty low blows Jack! Jack leans over in pain and Misty shoves Jack right off of a ledge down to the concrete floor of a production set up area! Misty drops off of the ledge and Jack is hurt! Misty picks Jack up and drags him by the hair to the side of a production truck. Misty hugs Jack and hits him with a big belly to belly suplex against the truck! The fans in the arena are going NUTS! Jack is hurt down on the floor against the truck as Misty starts to boot him in the head against it! Evan comes from behind and punches Misty in the back of the head! Evan grabs Misty and runs her right in the side of a car! Misty bounces off of the side of a Honda and holds her shoulder in pain!
Steve White: OOOF! Jack tosses to the concrete then smashed against that damn truck! Now Evan tosses Misty against that car and dents the door in! That was quite the impact with Misty holding her shoulder in pain!
Chuck Thompson: It’s like a pinball match out there Steve! You want to talk about Hardcore and Extreme? You’re seeing it right now!
Joanna runs up and leaps in the air, dropkicking Evan right into the back door of the car! Joanna grabs his head and hits him with right hands! Misty eventually gets up and knees Evan in the side! They both grab Evan and hit him with a big dual hammer throw into the car! Evan hits the hood of the car hard and rolls up onto it, impacting the windshield and cracking it! Evan is a bleeding mess on the shattered glass of the car. Joanna spots Jack getting back up so she runs over to the truck and nails him with a running high knee to the head! The fans watching on the tron are going wild!
Steve White: Whoa! Evan smashing through the damn glass of that cars windshield! Evan might be done for the night there!
Chuck Thompson: Evan might be out of this one and it looks like it’s up to Jack to try and win it for The Shiners tonight!
Joanna brings Jack around the backstage area and drops down, whipping him into a bunch of pallets! Joanna grabs Jack and suplexes him onto the piled up pallets as he yells out, holding his back in pain! Across the other side of the area, we see Misty Vega get on the hood of the Honda and pick Evan up. Misty holds Evan and brings him to the roof of the car where she hits him with a snap DDT head first right into the roof! The fans go wild as Evan is out of it and Misty shoves him off of the roof down to the concrete where he bleeds, motionless.
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Misty Vega with that brutal DDT on the roof of the car! Evan is bleeding, he’s out and he just fell from the roof to the concrete! Get an EMT out there right now!
Chuck Thompson: This has not gone The Shiners way tonight! What a brutal brawl backstage!
Joanna climbs up onto a large storage trailer in front of the pallets and the laid out Jack Hicks. Joanna runs up across the length of the trailer and leaps off, going for a corkscrew moonsault and landing directly on top of Jack, putting him through the pallets! Jack is finished and Misty rushes over to help Joanna up. The ref comes over and gets down on top of Jack, listening to him. The ref stands and signals out in the air for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Joanna Rissi & Misty Vega!
Steve White: It’s over! Brutal assault backstage tonight! The Shiners are defeated!
Chuck Thompson: And Misty and Joanna show that they still got it!
Joanna and Misty get their arms raised and the fans are going wild. Misty runs up and hugs Joanna from behind and lifts her up! Joanna doesn’t look too enthralled as Misty goes overboard with the celebrations and we fade out.
Illa Isabella makes her way into the ring, ready to introduce the next match of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
Oh ohh ohh!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you've been waiting for!
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LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOOOOOW!
As the music hits full swing, Ryan Morgan appears on the entrance ramp wearing flamboyant green and black showman garb. He dons a glittery black top hat and a wooden cane.
He performs a few tricks with the cane before his wife, Cadance struts out in a slutty red dress. He twirls her around and french kisses her.
The EHWF Legend struts camply to the ring and nods at everyone along the way. He enters, removing his flamboyant garb. He stands in his ring gear, a pair of green and black wrestling tights with black boots. Cadance kisses him again and twerks her phat ass for the camera. Ryan grins and looks into the same camera.
“I WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!” He declares.
Illa Isabella: First tonight… The Forgotten Showman… Ryan Morgan!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest and ice bear tattoo on his right chest.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And next his partner… he is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… First… He is… The Legendary Black Man!
The opening to "The Animal" by Disturbed begins to play across the PA system and as the song kicks into full swing, Nathaniel Nitro slowly walks out onto the stage and proceeds to make his way down the ramp, his eyes fixated on the ring with a stoic expression on his face. Reaching the ring, he hops up onto the apron and climbs through the ropes before pacing back and forth staring at the stage as "The Animal" fades out.
Illa Isabella: And now… Lastly… He is the Hardcore Champion… Nathaniel Nitro!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Black Man is in there with Konrad. They eye each other down before coming up close and going for the collar tie up but Black Man goes low with a knee and then starts hammering Konrad in the back with hard shots! The fans get behind the action as Black Man starts hammering Konrad in the face with wide fists! Black Man knees Konrad in the gut and whips him into the corner then backs up and goes for a corner splash but Konrad dives out of the way and Black Man eats the corner! Konrad Raab fires up and hits Black Man with a boxing combo in the corner, busting Black Man’s lip open before levelling Black Man with a lariat!
Steve White: Black Man and Raab going at it hard there! Black Man’s lip getting split open by that boxing combo from Raab! These two teams are both ready to combust, you can just tell but who will blow up first?
Chuck Thompson: They can’t stand each other, that’s for sure but I’ma tell ya, Raab and Morgan are on a collision course and have been for months, while Nitro and Black Man are kind just new rivals!
Konrad whips Black Man into the ropes then bends down for a back body drop but Black Man comes back and nails Konrad with a kick to the tip of the skull and Konrad is back down! Black Man gets Konrad in a headlock before he can get back up! Konrad fires some elbows into Black Man’s gut and the two grapple with big right hands to each other’s heads! The fans get on their feet for all of the action but Konrad is able to hoist Black Man up and dump him on his neck with a reverse sideslam! The fans get loud as Konrad Raab crawls to the corner and gets up, recovering until Ryan Morgan blind tags himself into the match! Konrad and Ryan start to argue until Ryan slaps Konrad and flips him off, calling him a ‘stupid old bint.’
Steve White: Ryan Morgan losing it at Konrad Raab as he shows no respect for his partner and slaps Raab across the face! The ref stops Raab but no doubt that’ll be bad for their team tonight!
Chuck Thompson: They can’t work together, it’s impossible!
Ryan rushes into the match and punts Black Man in the ribs! Ryan dishes out right hands into Black Man’s head over and over again while he’s on his knees. Ryan bounces off of the ropes but Black Man gets up and plants Ryan with a spinebuster! Black Man turns around and bounces off of the ropes, leg dropping Ryan on the mat! Ryan is up and Black Man scoops him on his shoulder. He goes to slam him but Ryan slides off of his back and bounces off of the ropes then dropkicks Black Man head first into the corner! Nathaniel Nitro blind tags himself in and rushes in the ring! Ryan swings but Nathaniel ducks him then bounces off of the ropes and takes Ryan out with a diving shoulder block! The fans are going wild as Ryan gets back up but gets taken down with a big suplex from Nitro! Nitro goes to follow up but Black Man gets up and gets in Nitro’s face, arguing over the blind tag! Both men ignore the ref as Nitro and Black Man get into a heated argument!
Steve White: Some big impact moves there! Nitro tags himself in but Black Man is not happy about it and now they’re getting in each others faces!!
Chuck Thompson: It’s gonna blow! Nitro and Black Man are right in each others faces, screaming at each other and you can see the hatred from here!
Black Man and Nitro get into it and get into each other’s faces! Black Man fires a punch and Nitro responds with one of his own! They trade right hands and the ref loses control of the match! Konrad Raab comes into the match and knocks Black Man down to the mat! Ryan Morgan is on the top rope and flies off, taking both Nitro and Raab down! The fans are going nuts! Ryan Morgan screams at Raab on the mat and picks him up, hitting him with a DDT! Nitro stirs to his feet but Morgan runs a running boot into the side of his head! Ryan starts to help Black Man up and knees him in the balls and starts to taunt all three men as he gets a rush of boos from the fans!
Steve White: This one has fallen apart! Partners are attacking each other! Opponents are attacking each other! Morgan and Raab coming to blows and trying to hurt each other! The ref can’t pull this one back in place!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan has truly lost it! He’s beating up his own partner here and he’s beating up Black Man! Will someone win this match or will it be stopped before we can get a finish?!
Morgan grabs Raab by the throat and scream in his face, berating him about “The Fountain of Youth” and “Jr Heavyweight Championship” Morgan lines Raab up to his feet and goes for Ryan of Your Life but Raab ducks it and hits Ryan with a knockout punch and the fans are going wild! The ref tries to get control of this shit but Black Man tosses the ref out of the way and hits Konrad Raab with a Black Stunn! Raab is down! Raab is down! Morgan low blows Black Man and no one knows what’s happening! Morgan gets to his feet and looks groggy but still hits Black Man with White Stunn! The fans are losing it! Nitro comes off of the ropes and hits Morgan with Burnout The Nitro! Morgan is down and Nitro covers him quickly!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Black Man and The Hardcore Champion… Nathaniel Nitro!
Steve White: Well… Nitro and Black Man come away with the win tonight but that was messy! Nitro and Black Man wanted to beat the crap out of each other and Morgan and Raab almost tore each other apart! That was intense!
Chuck Thompson: That’s tr… Wait… What the heck is that?!
Ronan’s music hits and he starts to march down the ramp. Everyone is down except for Nitro. Nitro gets up and gets ready as he tells Ronan to get in the ring and get ready to fight! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Ronan! It’s Ronan! He’s here! What the heck is he doing!?
Chuck Thompson: Nitro took the Hardcore Championship from him and now he’s here to get it back or at least beat the crap out of Nitro! Watch out!
Ryan rolls out of the ring. Ronan gets in and Nitro jumps Ronan as he gets through the ropes! Nitro is tired but he hits Ronan with rapid rights and lefts! Ronan shoves Nitro to the mat! Nitro is back up and runs a running big boot into Ronan’s chest! Nitro wants another but Black Man boots Nitro in the back from behind! Black Man grabs Nitro and tosses him into Ronan who grabs Nitro and plants him with a massive chokeslam! Nitro is down and hurt on the mat as Ronan and Black Man laugh!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Nitro trying to put up a fight against Ronan but Black Man from behind sends him right into Ronan and Nitro gets planted HARD!
Chuck Thompson: Nitro probably thought it was all over between him and Ronan but Ronan hasn’t forgot that he lost his title to Nitro at the last PPV event - now he wants to remind him that he wants it back!
Raab rolls out of the ring before Ronan can grab him. Raab backs up on the ramp but Ryan who left the ring earlier, sprints down the ramp and nails Raab in the back of the head with a big elbow! Raab goes down and Ryan grabs him and walks him down the ramp and slides Raab back into the ring right back to the lions as Ronan grabs Raab and hoists him up by the neck, choking him before planting him with a chokeslam! The fans boo as Ryan walks off, laughing!
Steve White: Raab thought he escaped the brutal and unpredictable Ronan there but Ryan Morgan, the snake, feeds Raab back to the lions and Raab gets a big chokeslam for his troubles! Ryan laughing as he leaves!
Chuck Thompson: Just pure chaos and mayhem out here right now!
Raab is down and Ronan rolls him out of the ring. Black Man is on the other side of the ring. Black Man is stomping out the downed Nitro and dropping knees on him as the fans boo. Ronan comes over and joins in but Black Man is in shock as Ronan wraps his hand around his neck and plants him with a big chokeslam as well! The fans are all on their feet and Ronan rolls Black Man out of the ring!
Steve White: Woah! Ronan showing 0 respect for Black Man as well! Raab and Black Man both chokeslammed! Now Nitro is alone in there with Ronan!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man thought he had a friend to beat Nitro up with but BOOM Ronan with that massive chokeslam!
Nitro gets up and Ronan boots him in the gut then hoists him up and plants him hard on his back and neck with a huge Jack-Knife Powerbomb! The fans are going nuts with the mixed reaction as Ronan steps on Nitro’s chest and walks over to the ropes, signalling that he will be champion again soon!
Steve White: Nitro is OUT! Massive Jack-Knife there after a brutal assault and hard fought match Nitro has his hands full now but who the heck will he defend against at Battlefield?!
Ronan celebrates to the booing fans as we fade out.
We cut backstage to find Patricia Downs standing by with a microphone in hand and a smile on her face.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Killer Carter!
The camera pans out a little to reveal Killer Carter standing beside the interviewer and she gives a nod to Downs.
Patricia Downs: Two weeks ago on Mayhem, you were scheduled to team up with Lollie Pop to take on Sidius Grimm and Cesar Rose… but courtesy of Cliff Maxwell… he fired Lollie resulting in the match being a handicap match, which you won. Things between you and Maxwell continue to get worse and worse, do you ever see an end to this war between the two of you?
Carter snarls and shakes her head a little.
Killer Carter: First of all… what that son of a bitch did to Lollie was down right despicable. It’s a good job she has another job elsewhere or else the poor girl would have been stuck here in the US without a damn job!
She folds her tree trunk like arms across her chest.
Killer Carter: As for the answer to your question. I do see an end to our war… and the end of it is simple. Me beating the Hell out of that piece of shit and making sure he doesn’t dare mess with me ever again! I mean… how many times do I have to obliterate his two stooges before I get my hands on him? The truth is, Patricia… he’s scared of me… and he fucking should be! He’s scared and he doesn’t have the balls to face me one on one because he knows I’ll tear him apart limb from limb!
Patricia Downs: Well, shifting gears to tonight, you’re going one on one with Sah’ta Thor, who like yourself, has had some issues with Maxwell. How do you feel going into this match and do you think that because of both of you having issues with Maxwell, that he might get involved?
Carter chuckles.
Killer Carter: Oh I’m counting on it, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Thor believes it too… neither of us are stupid… and it wouldn’t be a proper episode of Mayhem unless Maxwell and his lap dogs stick their noses into something else because Maxwell craves the fucking spotlight and always wants to be the talking point.
She places her hands on her hips.
Killer Carter: At the end of the day, I’m looking forward to stepping into the ring with Thor. It should be one Hell of a match between the two of us… and I hope it stays that way. But I’m focused on him but I’m also ready for an ambush from Maxwell… and so should Thor.
Patricia Downs: Well, Carter… thanks for your time and good luck tonight.
KC nods and gives the interviewer a pat on the arm before she disappears off camera as we cut to the ring.
We fade back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following contest is set… for one single fall!
"Turn Down for What" - DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Sah’ta Thor!
The opening to “The Gun Show” by In This Moment begins to play through the PA system and as soon as Maria Brink’s vocals kick in, Killer Carter storms out onto the stage with a snarl on her face and stops on stage before turning around to reveal ‘KC’ written in white on the back of her sleeveless leather jacket as she stretches out her arms displaying the devil's horns with her hands before she swiftly turns around and begins to storm down the ramp.
When Carter reaches the bottom of the ramp, she wastes little time in rolling under the bottom rope and marches to the middle of the ring and outstretches her arms again displaying the devil’s horns, still maintaining that vicious snarl as she begins mouthing off to anyone in ear shot as “The Gun Show” fades out…
Illa Isabella: And his opponent tonight… Killer Carter!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and they come to lock up but Killer Carter ducks down and picks Thor off of his feet. Carter drives Thor into the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts until the ref stops it. They come back up close with a tie up but Thor hits Carter with a mean knee to the midsection. Thor gets and elbow into the side of her head to get away from her! Carter swings at Thor but Thor ducks her and takes her out with a lariat! Carter is straight back up and Thor can’t get past her width so she forces him into the ropes and hits Thor with a mean sideslam!
Steve White: Great up and down technical contest right now with just pure wrestling skill so far! Both Thor and Carter have had problems with Cliff Maxwell and his gang and Maxwell has put them against each other tonight for that very reason!
Chuck Thompson: Maxwell may want to soften them up but you can’t deny that this is a great match that everyone wants to see!
Carter picks up Thor but he slaps her hands away and boots her in the thigh then bounces off of the ropes. Carter swings, Thor ducks. Thor comes back and takes her down with a hip and shoulder! Carter is back up and Thor gets her in a mean headlock straight away! Thor starts to pull away with control of the match and takes her down to the mat with the chokehold. Thor stands back up into the headlock and the experience shows. Carter hoists Thor up in the air and slams him with a big body drop! Both Thor and Carter get up and Carter hits Thor with right hands to the head! Thor is dizzy and it gives Carter the opportunity to hoist Thor up and plant him with a big powerslam on the mat then cover him!
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Steve White: Carter comes back after Thor almost choked the life out of her and came close with a near fall on him!
Chuck Thompson: Very technical here! Thor seems to be nullifying everything Carter has thrown at him but Carter is doing more damage with all the power she packs!
Carter picks Thor up and whips him into the ropes! He comes back right into a big belly to belly suplex from Carter and the fans cheer! The tide is turning! Carter picks Thor back up and scoops him up on her shoulder but he slides off of her back and hits her with a pull down move, slamming her back on the mat! Thor pulls Carter up by the hair and goes to whip her into the corner but pulls her back right into a big elbow into the face! Thor follows up with an atomic drop as Carter falls to her knees against the ropes! The fans are going wild and Thor looks a bit dizzy but he knows he needs something big to put her down!
Steve White: Carter clawed control back with her awesome strength but Thor is back in control now with some unique combos there! That big elbow and then the big atomic drop have put Thor back in the drivers seat!
Chuck Thompson: Thor is incredibly skilled and very knowledgeable. You can exploit Thor’s weaknesses in a match but he will quickly find a way to cover them up and make you pay for it!
Thor goes to the top rope as the fans cheer! Carter doesn’t realise it and when she gets up and turns around, Thor comes flying off of the ropes and nails Carter with a flying shoulder smash to her face! The fans go NUTS for the action! Both of them are down! Thor starts to recover a little quicker and is up first. He dishes out a knee or two on Carter and pulls her up into a leg sweep variation that puts Carter right where he wants her!
Steve White: Carter has lost the reigns and it’s not often that you see someone like Killer Carter on the back foot in a match like this! Thor knows what he’s doing!
Chuck Thompson: Thor needs to stay on his toes because the second Killer Carter loses it, there’s not gonna be much left of this damn arena!
Thor pulls Carter in when she gets up! He goes to hoist her for Parasite Eve but she counters with a big body drop on Thor! Thor gets up but it hurt him! Carter presses Thor overhead as she gets control back! She hits Thor with an overhead press slam! Thor is down! Carter wants the cover but he snaps a kick into her head! Thor gets up and swings but Carter catches his fist and slings him up vertically! She holds him high and wants Jackhammer but Thor rolls off of her back! They both come back at each other and lock up but the fans boo as Cesar Rose rushes in the ring and hits Carter in the back and Sidius Grimm comes in and snaps a kick into Thor’s back! The ref calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: As a result of interference… This match has been declared a NO CONTEST!
Steve White: You have GOT to be kidding me! It was just getting good! Dammit - Cliff Maxwell!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell’s goons just ruined this one and they’re taking it to Maxwell’s biggest rivals right now - Thor and Carter!
Cesar and Sidius start attacking Thor and Carter! Cesar runs into Thor with a big gut smash and knocks him to the mat! Cesar tries the same on Carter but she hits him with a big spinebuster! The fans are going wild! Sidius tries to jump Carter but she takes him down with a big lariat! The fans are going wild! Carter boots Cesar in the guts and pulls him in but Sidius dives on both of them! Carter hits the ropes and elbows Cesar off of her but we hear a snap and Sidius jumps away. Carter tries to pursue but she’s stuck. She looks over and we see that Sidius Grimm handcuffed Carter to the ropes! Carter is stuck and the fans boo!
Steve White: WHAT THE!? Sidius Grimm just handcuffed Killer Carter to the damn ropes and now she’s trapped!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell is a genius! Killer Carter is stuck and now Sidius and Cesar got her right where they want her!
Carter tries to pull herself off of the ropes and fiddles with the cuffs but it’s no use! Cesar runs up and hits Carter with a gut smash! She takes the impact and tries to swing back at him but he moves out of the way and she misses! Sidius runs up and dropkicks Carter into the ropes! Carter tries to grab him but again, she misses! Cesar runs up, hitting her with some rights! Carter can barely defend herself and Cesar and Sidius both pound her into the ropes! Carter is furious but Cesar backhands her to the mat!
Steve White: This is bullshit!
Chuck Thompson: Now they’re turning their attention to Thor!
Thor gets up but Sidius grabs him and Cesar hits Thor with big shots while Sidius holds him! They double team him as Cesar scoops Thor up and plummets him with a powerslam! Sidius bounces off of the ropes and hits Thor with a rolling thunder! Cesar taunts Carter as he runs up and drops his whole weight on a hurt Thor!
Steve White: Pure brutality! Carter is helpless and Thor is being double teamed right now!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell must be laughing his ass off backstage right now!
Sidius and Cesar start stomping out Thor on the mat - revenge for Thor speaking ill of Maxwell last week! Carter starts grabbing at the handcuffs until the fans pick up with their cheers and she breaks the cuffs with her sheer strength! Everyone goes NUTS and Carter is back in it! Sidius and Cesar can’t believe it! They go to jump her but she takes them both down with a double clothesline!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Killer Carter just broke the damn handcuffs! What strength! How strong is she?!
Cesar is back up! He swings but she ducks him! Cesar turns around and she boots him in the gut! Carter hoists Cesar up with great power then plants him with the Jackhammer! The fans are all going wild! Sidius looks around, worried and he tries to back up but he sees Thor is back up! Sidius runs at Carter but she blasts him with a right hand! Sidius is all disoriented and stumbles into Thor who boots him in the gut! Sidius is scooped up by Thor and Thor hits Sidius with a big Parasite Eve, right in the centre of the ring! Sidius is out as well and Thor and Carter are standing tall as Cliff Maxwell’s music hits!
Steve White: And here comes the man himself… Cliff Maxwell!
Chuck Thompson: Maxwell is out here after his 2 goons just got fucked up. Sure they did some damage to Carter and Thor tonight but NOT enough!
Cliff Maxwell comes to the stage and looks down at Thor and Carter in the ring. He smirks as he brings a mic to his lips.
Cliff Maxwell: All right, that’s enough! That’s enough dammit! You two attack two people who have NOTHING to do with you match!? How dare you - I should fire both of you right now just like I fired Lollie Pop!
The fans boo and Carter looks pissed.
Cliff Maxwell: But firing is TOO GOOD for scum like you two! See - Carter, you and me have been going at it for a while and you’ve been talking a lot of shit about me but remember. I’m the one who gets the upper hand in all of our encounters and I’m the one who cost you the Jr Heavyweight Champion… You thought you were amazing, you thought you were unstoppable but look at you now… Who are you? You’re a nobody… Me on the other hand? I’m one of the most talented wrestlers on the face of the universe!
The fans boo Cliff.
Cliff Maxwell: So at Battlefield I’m gonna finally prove that I’m better than you and I’m gonna shut you up for good! It’s gonna be me and you one on one!
Carter looks satisfied and the fans go wild!
Cliff Maxwell: But Thor… You on the other hand - you talking shit about me backstage… You have to be dealt with. Next week you’ll be in a tag team match against Sidius Grimm and Cesar Rose but it won’t be in the ring - it will be on OUR terms at the Maxwell Estate! You’ll fight them in a backstage brawl at Casa De Maxwell and if YOU can’t find a partner then it’ll be a handicap match! HAHA! See Thor, I know you ain’t got no friends back there and I know you won’t find a partner so not only will you have to fight in the Handicap Match if you can’t find anyone but you will also be destroyed and BURIED on the Maxwell Estate in my backyard!
Steve White: Well that’s a bit much isn’t it…
Chuck Thompson: Thor’s gonna have to find a partner or his final resting place will be in Cliff’s backyard!
Cliff Maxwell drops the mic and walks off back behind the curtain. Thor and Carter look at each other then back at the stage as we fade out.
Illa Isabella makes her way into the ring, ready to introduce the next match of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Emilio Gonzalos
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next… His partner tonight… Chemic!
The lights in the rena dim down, as "HandClap" by Fitz & the Tantrums begins to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as his entrance music began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce and a quick curtsy-like bow before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And next…His partner tonight… Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are going WILD for Wilmer’s return! Wilmer starts it out with Chemic as the two circle each other! They come in and lock up and the fans erupt! Wilmer gets Chemic in a wristlock but Chemic pulls Wilmer back into a clothesline which Wilmer ducks and gets Chemic into a waistlock! Wilmer gets Chemic into another wristlock and then right into a chickenwing hold! Chemic struggles for a moment until Wilmer pushes off of the corner and rolls down, hitting Chemic with a snapmare into a headlock on the mat as the fans go wild! Wilmer gets Chemic up and Chemic shoves Wilmer into the corner! Wilmer goes to come out but Chemic hits Wilmer with a big boot to the skull! Wilmer hits the corner and Chemic runs up for a big corner splash but Wilmer dives out of the way and Chemic hits the corner hard! Chemic stumbles out of the corner and Wilmer boots him in the gut and hits him with a snap suplex! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky looking amazing there right now! He hasn’t missed a beat and he’s getting all of these fans on their feet with his return to action! He looks great Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky looks like he hasn’t been away from the ring for a few minutes! Great offense on Chemic right there!
Wilmer gets to the top rope and the fans are on fire for him! Chemic gets up and Wilmer leaps off hitting Chemic with a big corkscrew moonsault! The fans are behind Wilmer’s return but it’s cut short as Wilmer waits for Chemic to get up then dashes at him only to be taken down by a running STO from Chemic! Chemic hits Wilmer with a ground and pound but Wilmer gets out of it! Wilmer comes back with a right hand but Chemic blocks it and boots Wilmer in the gut! Chemic hoists Wilmer but Wilmer drops off of his back and dropkicks Chemic to the mat! Chemic is back up and Wilmer dropkicks him back down! Wilmer follows up with the Puh-Tah-Kee Kick square in Chemic’s jaw! Chemic is down and Wilmer dives over, tagging in Michael Rissi!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky and Chemic having and epic right there but Wilmer comes out on top and creates that distance! Wilmer diving over and tagging in Michael Rissi! Michael has had weeks worth of problems with Emilio Gonzalos and that’s who he truly wants in this match!
Chuck Thompson: Here comes Michael Rissi!
Michael runs in and hits Chemic with a spear! The fans go BERSERK! Michael picks Chemic up and whips Chemic into the corner! Michael goes for a corner clothesline but Chemic dives out of the way and Michael hits the corner! Emilio holds Michael in place and Chemic hits Michael with a corner splash! Chemic tags in Emilio and Emilio comes in, dishing out a big right hand to Michael then picking up and tossing him across the mat right on his back! Michael holds his injured back in pain and Emilio comes over, preventing Michael from getting the tag and clenching down on Michael’s shoulder and back!
Steve White: Emilio targeting that bad back of Michael Rissi just like the rest of their encounters!
Chuck Thompson: Emilio is 0-2 against Rissi so far but Rissi wants to take Emilio and Fernandez Gomez down and he’ll stop at nothing to do so!
Michael forces himself up and presses Emilio up on his back then plants Emilio with the Rissi Slam! The fans go WILD! Michael waits for Emilio to get up and they run into each other! Emilio comes off second best and holds his gut in pain! They trade blows, again Michael wins out and he boots Emilio in the gut then presses him overhead! Michael plants Emilio with a massive overhead slam! The fans are cheering! Emilio eventually rolls to his corner and tags in Chemic! Emilio gets out of the ring and throws his hands out, throwing a tantrum and leaving the ring! The fans boo him but he leaves up the ramp!
Steve White: What!? Emilio is walking out on this one!? What the heck? What’s he doing?! He’s just gonna ditch Chemic!?
Chuck Thompson: Just like in previous weeks Michael ends up overwhelming Emilio and tonight, Emilio couldn’t take it and he’s leaving!
Emilio is gone! Chemic comes in and swings at Michael! Michael ducks it! Michael fires a superkick but Chemic ducks that! Chemic spits out his red mist as the fans boo but Michael ducks it! Michael hits Chemic with and uppercut then boots him in the gut and pulls him in, hitting Chemic with Hazard Dawn! The fans go wild! Michael dashes to the corner and tags in Wilmer to the mat! Wilmer gets in the ring and Michael lifts Wilmer up, hitting Chemic with an aided splash! Chemic gets up in pain as Wilmer signals to the cheering fans! Chemic it up and gets a boot from Wilmer then Wilmer twists him up and hits Chemic with the Lubrication Twist! The fans go WILD for the move they haven’t seen in a while! Chemic is devastated and Wilmer covers Chemic!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners tonight… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky and Michael Rissi!
Steve White: They did it! Wilmer get the cover on Chemic and Michael and Wilmer come away with the win!
Chuck Thompson: Emilio ditched out on this one because he failed to get anything over on Michael yet again and YET AGAIN Fernandez is probably backstage raging that Michael got another win here!
Brianna Rissi comes in the ring and raises Michael and Wilmer’s arms as the fans go NUTS! They celebrate to Wilmer’s music as we fade out.
Illa Isabella makes her way into the ring, ready to introduce the next match of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This main event contest of the night is a Champion vs. Champion match and it is set for one fall!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and Thea Nefeli appears in the lights with her fists by her sides and raises them which makes the fans cheer. Thea comes down the ramp and slaps some fans hands while she runs into the ring and looks out at the crowd. She gets on the ropes and leans over on them, raising her arm with the cheering fans. She gets down and waits for her match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Being Accompanied by Nina Chanel… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Thea Nefeli!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the ARENA NAME is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the EHWF Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent… The EHWF World Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Thea and Ana circle each other! Ana blasts out of the gate and hits Thea with some MMA style combos! Thea is forced to the ropes and the ref breaks it up! Ana backs up to the centre of the ring and they come back in to fight. Thea drops to the mat and Ana goes after her but it’s a mistake, as Ana goes to pick her up, Thea gets a leg around her neck! Both end up on the mat and Thea tries to choke Ana out but Ana gets out of it! Thea stands up and knees Ana in the face! Ana gets up enraged and gets Thea up on her back and slings her off! Ana picks Thea up and slings her off of her back to the mat once again! Ana grabs Thea and powers her back up on her back and once more, slings her back down on the canvas with authority! The fans are losing it As Ana grabs Thea by the hair and tosses her into the corner!
Steve White: Ana and Thea going back and forth! Last week Nina put up a great fight against Ana but Ana was just too powerful and tonight, Thea wants her shot!
Chuck Thompson: Thea not getting off to the best start but she outsmarted Ana for a second there! Ana just too much strength though!
Steve White: Ana Somnia throwing Thea Nefeli around the ring and Thea can’t get much in! Thea is putting up a fight though but how much longer can she last!
Chuck Thompson: Ana, Thea, Nina… I can’t decide who’s hotter!
Ana runs for the corner clothesline but Thea slides down and hits Ana with a drop toehold! No one expected such offence from Thea against Ana but Ana’s head bounces off of the corner! Thea is still hurt but is able to start stomping Ana’s head against the corner then bring her knee down on her face and pull the ropes for leverage! Ana powers out of it in a rage! Ana scoops Thea up but Thea unexpectedly drops down and hits the mat then pulls Ana down and gets her legs on her arms for the cover!
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Ana kicks out and NOW she’s pissed!
Steve White: WHAT!?! Thea there with that cover outta nowhere and Ana looks shocked! Thea putting up a fight and Ana can’t put her away just yet!
Chuck Thompson: This one is heating up and just like last week, this isn’t gonna be as easy as Ana thought!
Ana gets up and elbows Thea in the face, busting her lip open! Ana hits Thea with a German Suplex! Ana keeps hold of Thea and hits her with another German Suplex then another then another! This is hard to watch! Ana is able to hoist Thea up and holder her up for a while, taunting her and Nina as the runs up and plants her with a powerslam! Ana covers Thea!
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Steve White: Kick Out! Ana looks impressed that Thea was able to kick out of that one! This is one great main event but Ana its slowly coming away with it!
Chuck Thompson: Thea keeps finding ways out of this one and y’know what? She actually might be able to do it here tonight if she keeps playing it really smart?!
Ana forearms Thea in the face for a few moments before she picks her up! Ana plants Thea with a Karate Flip on the mat and waits until she stirs up to her feet! Ana goes to bounce off of the ropes for a spear but as she does Nina gets up on the apron and distracts her. Ana swings at Nina but she drops off and the ref warns her. Ana turns back to the action in the ring and Thea dropkicks Ana in the face down to the mat! The fans go NUTS! Ana is back up but gets dropkicked back down again! Ana is back up and expects another but Thea goes low and dropkicks Ana’s thigh out! Ana is down on the mat! Thea gets to the top rope and walks along it then leaps off! Ana thinks to catch her but Thea drags a big flying sidekick across her face and the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Flying Thea with that kick to the face and Ana is down! These fans are going wild! Thea might actually be getting in control of the match here! Can Thea really defeat Ana!
Chuck Thompson: If Ana gets up she’s gonna make Thea pay but if Thea can hit something big here then wow… she might be able to do the unthinkable!
Thea helps Ana up and knees her in the side then pulls her in for a Designer DDT but Ana easily presses Thea up above her head and plants Thea down on the mat with a massive overhead press slam! The fans go wild and Thea is hurt! Nina yells out encouragement to Thea! Thea is slowly helped up by Ana as Thea hits Ana with a right hand. All it does is make Ana mad as Ana hits Slavic Stunner! Thea is down and destroyed after that one. Ana smirks and covers Thea!
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NO!
Thea kicks out and the fans go WILD! The fans are going nuts and the fans, Nina and even Ana can’t believe it! Ana looks down at Thea, a little impressed. Ana gets up and shakes her head as she goes over to the corner and showboats, flexing and showing off to the fans.
Welcome to the REAL Gunshow!
Steve White: Ana Somnia showing off now and it’s clear that she’s just in a league of her own! Thea is down and even though she kicked out of that Slavic Stunner, Ana Somnia is barely on the path to breaking a sweat!
Chuck Thompson: Thea putting up the best fight we’ve seen so far though. Ana should keep her eyes on her because this one isn’t over until it’s over!
Ana walks over to Thea but Thea out of nowhere, hits Ana with a big sidekick to the side of Ana’s head! Thea runs up and hits Ana with a big running hurricanrana! The fans are all on their feet! Ana is back up on her feet and Thea drop-kicks her in the face to the mat! The fans are behind Thea as everyone is shocked that Ana is down! Thea gets on the apron and starts to climb the turnbuckle! Ana gets up and Thea leaps off, flying through the air as she goes to hit Joyride! Ana catches Thea on her shoulder with amazing strength and plants her with a massive powerbomb! The fans are going wild! Thea is hurt after that one and Ana lifts her into The Сука Silencer! The is down and Ana covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The EHWF World Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: Thea put up an amazing fight and they put on an amazing match but just like Nina last week, Thea couldn’t get the job done and Ana remains undefeated!
Chuck Thompson: She’s the EHWF Champion for a reason and the best in the world! Who the heck can defeat Ana Somnia - surely there’s hope now after seeing the efforts both Nina and Thea have put forth.
Nina comes in the ring and helps Thea to a knee. Ana celebrates in the ring but turns her attention to Nina and her and Nina start to argue. Ana grabs Nina around the neck and the fans pick up again! Thea comes behind Ana and hits her, saving her friend! Thea and Nina start both trading shots on Ana and double teaming her after things fall apart! They boot her into the ropes them sling her off! Ana bounces off against the ropes and Thea and Nina run at her. They dive at her for a big move but when they collide with Ana they come off second best and both hit the mat in pain as if they just ran into a wall!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Things got too heated here and Joyride and Ana just started to go at it! Nina and Thea are down right now!
Ana slides out of the ring as Thea and Nina try to recover. The next thing we see is Ana Somnia toss some steel steps into the ring. Ana gets into the ring and grabs the steel steps holding them up. Thea and Nina are up and Ana runs at them, hitting them both with the steel steps! The fans go wild as Thea and Nina roll out of the ring in pain!
Steve White: Ana Somnia taking Joyride out right there with a massive steel steps shot! Look at the power of this woman!
You BOTH want some?! Then come an’ get it!
Thea and Nina get to their hands and knees on the outside and look up at Ana Somnia in the ring holding the steel steps as she presses them over her head. Nina and Thea look at each other on the outside.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents it’s been an amazing night but that’s all we have time for! I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen at EHWF Battlefield next week! We’ll see you then! Good night and be safe!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Killer Carter, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to Saturday Night Mayhem!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen for the first time ever - Mayhem will come to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Saturday Night Mayhem and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: Tonight - we may be still away from big crowds and arenas but tonight we have a small crowd practicing social distancing here tonight! Last week we saw SO MUCH go down, you would think it was a Pay Per View but it was only a Mayhem which speaks volumes for how good tonight is gonna be! Ana Somnia was able to defeat Nina Chanel in a great contest! Even though Ana continues her reign of dominance, Nina actually looked pretty good in the match up. Tonight, Thea Nefeli will try to avenge her friend in the main event as we have ANOTHER Champion vs. Champion match! It’s gonna be huge!
Steve White: I’ve been wanting to see that rematch for a long time now and we’re finally gonna get it but just as bad as I’ve wanted to see that, we’re also gonna see Wilmer Patacky’s return to the ring as he teams up with Michael Rissi in a tag team match against Chemic and Emilio Gonzalos! That’s gonna be a HUGE teaming and a massive blockbuster tag team match that I can’t wait for!
Chuck Thompson: Killer Carter and Sah’ta Thor have had troubles with Cliff Maxwell lately but tonight, he’s booked them in a match against each other! The match WILL NOT disappoint but is it all apart of Cliff Maxwell’s plan to destroy his enemies before he even gets a chance to fight them? Things are really heating up on Mayhem tonight!
Steve White: Nathaniel Nitro and Black Man had issues last week. Ryan Morgan and Konrad Raab have had a rivalry building for a while now BUT tonight it’ll be a case of strange bedfellows as these pairs team up and take each other on. Which team will fall apart first or will this match just go to shit before it even gets a chance to start?! 4 big names in one massive match, I can’t wait!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
We cut back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This opening contest is set… for one single fall!
Mr Katz comes out to "Dream On" - Aerosmith, he enters the ring under the bottom ropes and proceeds to roll around before getting on the top turnbuckle and waving to the fans.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Mr. Katz
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… His opponent… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Zoe McDraven vs. Mr. Katz
The bell sounds and Mr. Katz circles Zoe McDraven. He lunges at her but she swerves him and gets behind him, hitting him with takedown! Zoe gets some shots in on the mat but Katz shoves her off of him and they get up! They scrap again, trading blows but Zoe hits him with an unexpected roundhouse to the damn head! Mr. Katz falls against the ropes and Zoe runs in with a right hand to his gut but the ref breaks it off of the ropes! The fans are trying to get into the match but they get to their feet as Zoe bounces off of the ropes! Mr. Katz swings but she ducks him and jumps on the second ropes then to the top rope and hits Mr. Katz with a springboard dropkick to the chest! Mr. Katz is down and the fans get to their feet! Katz is up but Zoe dropkicks him back down and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: Nice start from Zoe McDraven there as she gets some quick offense in on Mr. Katz! Both of these stars need the win here tonight! Zoe needs to win this match suffering 5 losses in a row!
Chuck Thompson: Mr. Katz wants to get a more consistent way to ranking in high on Mayhem! Right now both of these stars are talented but neither are getting consistent winning streaks!
Zoe leans down and gets Katz in a headlock! Katz struggles but he twists her into a big wristlock! Zoe is too good with her holds and picks out of it, countering it into a damn chicken wing hold! Mr. Katz yells out in pain as she holds it in tonight! Zoe whips Katz into the corner then runs up and follows up with a corner splash! Zoe gets to the top rope and the fans are going wild! She leaps off and lands on Katz, hitting him with a flying crossbody! Katz rolls away after the impact but he’s hurt! Slowly he tries to use the ropes to fight back to his feet but Zoe is in the zone and she bounces off of the ropes then runs up and clotheslines Mr. Katz to the outside floor! She skins the cat back into the ring and the fans go wild while Mr. Katz is hurt on the outside!
Steve White: Zoe taking Mr. Katz out to the outside there! These fans are behind her now as they pick up for the action! Great counters and great technical wrestling by both but Zoe wins out!
Chuck Thompson: Mr. Katz too slow and now he’s in trouble! He took the big impact to the outside after all of that punishment in the ring and now Zoe is ready to follow up like only Zoe can!
Zoe backs off and the fans all get to their feet as she comes off of the ropes then runs up and dives through the middle ropes, hitting Mr. Katz on the outside with a big suicide dive! Zoe gets all of it and Katz is hurt on the outside floor! Zoe picks Katz up and rolls him back in the ring! The fans are chanting for Zoe as she gets on the apron and climbs to the top rope! Zoe gets up on the top rope and looks down at the hurt Katz! She leaps off for the 450 Splash but Katz rolls out of the way and Zoe eats the mat hard! Zoe is in pain and rolls around on the mat! Mr. Katz is still hurt but sees it as his chance!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: WHOA! Zoe with the massive dive to the outside takes out Mr. Katz but she tries to follow up with that 450 Splash only to get a taste of the mat instead! Mr. Katz quick thinking gets him the near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Mr. Katz is hurt but he’s gotta follow up here if he wants to get back in this one and kill of Zoe’s influence in this contest!
Mr. Katz gets the near fall. He picks up the hurt Zoe and headbutts her into the corner! Mr. Katz holds onto the ropes and boots Zoe in the corner then boots her again and again and again! Mr. Katz pulls her out of the corner and into a belly to belly suplex to try and change the tide of the match! Mr. Katz is up and gets her in a headlock but it’s the wrong idea! Zoe is too good at locks and holds and reverses it into a standing armbar! She gets him into an elbow hold but Mr. Katz knees Zoe in the midsection then whips her into the ropes! He bends down for a body drop but on rebound, Zoe kicks Mr. Katz square in the head! Mr. Katz falls back and stumbles right into a spinning heel kick to the face from Zoe as the fans go wild!
Steve White: What a great opening contest! Both of these competitors going back and forth but Zoe McDraven takes Mr. Katz down again and is able to get back on top in this match!
Chuck Thompson: Mr. Katz just can’t chip away at Zoe here!
Katz is back up but he boots Zoe in the midsection! He goes to whip her into the corner but Zoe reverses it and sends Katz into the ropes! Katz rebounds and counters with a big hip and shoulder, knocking Zoe down! Zoe is back up and Katz bounces off of the ropes! He comes at her again but she leapfrogs him! He bounces off of the ropes and Zoe runs up and nails Mr. Katz with a diving elbow to the face! Mr. Katz is down and the fans are on their feet as Zoe lines him up!
Steve White: Zoe throwing everything she had in that diving elbow to Mr. Katz face and Mr. Katz is down and might not be able to get up after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Mr. Katz was building something there but Zoe cut him off yet again and she’s showing right now why she is a former EHWF Champ and The Supernova as she goes back to control of Mr. Katz and this match!
Zoe grabs Mr. Katz from behind and gets his arm and neck all tied up but he elbows her off of him! Mr. Katz rakes Zoe on the back and she screams out! He gets a sharp knee in on her midsection before he sends her into the corner back first! The fans are going wild! Mr. Katz lines Zoe up for Spearmint! He sprints at Zoe but she jumps out of the corner and somersaults off of his back! Mr. Katz runs right into the corner and into the ringpost, shoulder first! The fans are losing it! Mr. Katz is hurt and stumbles out of the corner! He stumbles backwards groggily right into Zoe who locks him up and gets him in the Kinetic Energy! Mr. Katz struggles but he can’t get out of it! Zoe gets his shoulder into his neck and keeps it locked in tight! Katz thrashes around but it makes it worse! Zoe gets Katz down on the mat with the hold in tight! He can’t get out, he struggles and tries to roll around but she’s got it and he can’t break free! Mr. Katz is forced to tap out as the fans go NUTS!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
Zoe McDraven gets up and celebrates her win as the music hits.
Steve White: A much needed win to Zoe McDraven as she knocks off Mr. Katz here tonight! Great opening match! A straight up technical contest but Zoe is just too good!
Chuck Thompson: Agreed! Great match and Zoe McDraven ends the drought with a clean and nice win over Mr. Katz!
Zoe gets up on the turnbuckle and celebrates with the cheering fans as we fade out.
Heavyweight Champion, Konrad Raab, getting himself ready for his match coming up when a knock is heard on his locker room door and in walks the EHWF Hardcore Champion, Nathaniel Nitro. Raab looks up and Nitro raises his hands in defense before the Iceman can react to his presence.
Nathaniel Nitro: Relax, Raab… I ain’t here for a fight… I’m waiting until later when we have our match because like you, I’m an honorable fighter and I respect you.
Nitro cradles his Hardcore title in his arms as though it was his new born child.
Nathaniel Nitro: I’m here because unlike the two of us… our tag team partners for tonight are not honorable… nor do they have any respect for either of us… and that’s evident from what they both did to us two weeks ago.
Raab nods as he adjusts his title over his shoulder.
Nathaniel Nitro: I think we both know what’s going to happen tonight… you’re a smart man… as am I. We both know that Black Man and Ryan Morgan are gonna take us out again… just like they did two weeks ago.
Nitro steps a little closer to Raab.
Nathaniel Nitro: But it doesn’t have to be that way… I say we get even… I say that you and I get to those two before they get to us… fight fire… with fire.
Konrad Raab: I respect what you’ve done in EHWF so far too and I think we should’ve been teamed together, not Black Man and Ryan Morgan who still doesn’t understand what Junior Heavyweight title means. I won’t use weapons to beat Ryan down, that’s not my style, but beating Ryan down with my bare hands before he gets to me, that’s something I can agree with.
Nitro smirks as he places his championship over his shoulder.
Nathaniel Nitro: That’s what I was hoping to hear. I’ll see you out there, champ.
The Hardcore Champion then gives Raab a nod which is reciprocated by the Junior Heavyweight Champion before the former exits the locker room and we cut elsewhere.
We fade in backstage where we see Joanna Rissi and Misty Vega walking around the production area. The fans watching on the tron go WILD as Joanna and Misty walk around the area with no one else around.
Misty and Joanna suddenly stop at the exit as a ref comes in and blocks their path. They turn around and they see Jack and Evan Hicks appear down the stairs into the empty production area. Misty and Joanna turn around and look around the area back at The Shiners. The ref steps forward.
Ref: Ring the damn bell!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Joanna Rissi & Misty Vega vs. The Shiners
The Shiners and Joanna & Misty run at each other! Evan gets a knee in on Joanna while Jack elbows Misty in the face! Jack and Evan get the upper hand by beating Joanna and Misty with rights and lefts then try and forearm them in the back down to the concrete! Joanna headbutts Jack while Misty rams Evan into the brick wall! Jack knees Joanna in the side while she follows up with a spinning kick to his gut! Jack lifts Misty up and throws her into a bunch of production equipment! Misty on the other site, boots Evan in the balls then wraps him up and hits him with a suplex against the wall! The fans watching the brawl backstage are going nuts!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Here we go! Joanna and Misty come up against The Shiners here tonight and we’re all ready off to a wild one here tonight! Production equipment going flying and heads getting bounced off of walls!
Chuck Thompson: Haven’t seen Joanna and Misty fight side by side like this for a long time! I don’t think Joanna wanted to team with Misty here in her latest EHWF run but it looks like it was inevitable!
Misty picks up Evan and tosses him into a catering table, knocking over some water bottles as he goes sprawling over to the floor! Jack boots Joanna on the floor but she grabs his leg and stands up, blasting him in the face with a punch! Jack comes back with a swing of his own but Joanna blocks it and forearms him in the nose! Joanna follows up with a few more jabs then jumps up and dropkicks Jack into some steel chairs, knocking them over! Misty wants another suplex on Evan but Evan flips Misty over and dumps her on the concrete with a slam! Evan gets behind Misty and gets Misty in the Shiner Lock from behind with his knee in her back! Misty yells out in pain but Joanna runs up and cracks the a steel chair over Evan’s back! Evan lets go of the hold and screams out in pain but Joanna cracks him in the head with the steel chair once he turns around!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Crack of that steel chair to the head of Evan and that might have even knocked him out! Evan tried to put Misty out with the Shiner Lock but Joanna with the save with that steel chair!
Chuck Thompson: Quite brutal! This all stemmed from an ambush on Joanna last week from The Shiners but Joanna’s old partner from years ago, Misty came to her aid! Now here comes the grudge match backstage brawl!
Misty and Joanna picks up Evan and hold him clear. They hoist him up and hit him with a team suplex through the a damn table! Evan hold his back in pain but before they can get a chance to follow up, Jack rushes over and hits Misty with a forearm to the back then starts to trade blows with Joanna! Jack wins out and boots Joanna in the thigh and whips her into the wall! She impacts the wall hard and falls to the floor in a mess as Jack taunts her!
Steve White: Now Jack coming to the save of Evan and bounces Joanna off of that brick wall! Jack might have put the Shiners in a good position here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Brutal impact there on Joanna’s tight little body! Maybe I should rush backstage and check on her!?
Jack picks up Joanna and drags her to her feet but Misty low blows Jack! Jack leans over in pain and Misty shoves Jack right off of a ledge down to the concrete floor of a production set up area! Misty drops off of the ledge and Jack is hurt! Misty picks Jack up and drags him by the hair to the side of a production truck. Misty hugs Jack and hits him with a big belly to belly suplex against the truck! The fans in the arena are going NUTS! Jack is hurt down on the floor against the truck as Misty starts to boot him in the head against it! Evan comes from behind and punches Misty in the back of the head! Evan grabs Misty and runs her right in the side of a car! Misty bounces off of the side of a Honda and holds her shoulder in pain!
Steve White: OOOF! Jack tosses to the concrete then smashed against that damn truck! Now Evan tosses Misty against that car and dents the door in! That was quite the impact with Misty holding her shoulder in pain!
Chuck Thompson: It’s like a pinball match out there Steve! You want to talk about Hardcore and Extreme? You’re seeing it right now!
Joanna runs up and leaps in the air, dropkicking Evan right into the back door of the car! Joanna grabs his head and hits him with right hands! Misty eventually gets up and knees Evan in the side! They both grab Evan and hit him with a big dual hammer throw into the car! Evan hits the hood of the car hard and rolls up onto it, impacting the windshield and cracking it! Evan is a bleeding mess on the shattered glass of the car. Joanna spots Jack getting back up so she runs over to the truck and nails him with a running high knee to the head! The fans watching on the tron are going wild!
Steve White: Whoa! Evan smashing through the damn glass of that cars windshield! Evan might be done for the night there!
Chuck Thompson: Evan might be out of this one and it looks like it’s up to Jack to try and win it for The Shiners tonight!
Joanna brings Jack around the backstage area and drops down, whipping him into a bunch of pallets! Joanna grabs Jack and suplexes him onto the piled up pallets as he yells out, holding his back in pain! Across the other side of the area, we see Misty Vega get on the hood of the Honda and pick Evan up. Misty holds Evan and brings him to the roof of the car where she hits him with a snap DDT head first right into the roof! The fans go wild as Evan is out of it and Misty shoves him off of the roof down to the concrete where he bleeds, motionless.
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Misty Vega with that brutal DDT on the roof of the car! Evan is bleeding, he’s out and he just fell from the roof to the concrete! Get an EMT out there right now!
Chuck Thompson: This has not gone The Shiners way tonight! What a brutal brawl backstage!
Joanna climbs up onto a large storage trailer in front of the pallets and the laid out Jack Hicks. Joanna runs up across the length of the trailer and leaps off, going for a corkscrew moonsault and landing directly on top of Jack, putting him through the pallets! Jack is finished and Misty rushes over to help Joanna up. The ref comes over and gets down on top of Jack, listening to him. The ref stands and signals out in the air for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Joanna Rissi & Misty Vega!
Steve White: It’s over! Brutal assault backstage tonight! The Shiners are defeated!
Chuck Thompson: And Misty and Joanna show that they still got it!
Joanna and Misty get their arms raised and the fans are going wild. Misty runs up and hugs Joanna from behind and lifts her up! Joanna doesn’t look too enthralled as Misty goes overboard with the celebrations and we fade out.
Illa Isabella makes her way into the ring, ready to introduce the next match of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
Oh ohh ohh!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you've been waiting for!
Oh ohh ohh!
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOOOOOW!
As the music hits full swing, Ryan Morgan appears on the entrance ramp wearing flamboyant green and black showman garb. He dons a glittery black top hat and a wooden cane.
He performs a few tricks with the cane before his wife, Cadance struts out in a slutty red dress. He twirls her around and french kisses her.
The EHWF Legend struts camply to the ring and nods at everyone along the way. He enters, removing his flamboyant garb. He stands in his ring gear, a pair of green and black wrestling tights with black boots. Cadance kisses him again and twerks her phat ass for the camera. Ryan grins and looks into the same camera.
“I WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!” He declares.
Illa Isabella: First tonight… The Forgotten Showman… Ryan Morgan!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest and ice bear tattoo on his right chest.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And next his partner… he is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… First… He is… The Legendary Black Man!
The opening to "The Animal" by Disturbed begins to play across the PA system and as the song kicks into full swing, Nathaniel Nitro slowly walks out onto the stage and proceeds to make his way down the ramp, his eyes fixated on the ring with a stoic expression on his face. Reaching the ring, he hops up onto the apron and climbs through the ropes before pacing back and forth staring at the stage as "The Animal" fades out.
Illa Isabella: And now… Lastly… He is the Hardcore Champion… Nathaniel Nitro!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Ryan Morgan & Konrad Raab vs. Black Man & Natheniel Nitro
The bell sounds and Black Man is in there with Konrad. They eye each other down before coming up close and going for the collar tie up but Black Man goes low with a knee and then starts hammering Konrad in the back with hard shots! The fans get behind the action as Black Man starts hammering Konrad in the face with wide fists! Black Man knees Konrad in the gut and whips him into the corner then backs up and goes for a corner splash but Konrad dives out of the way and Black Man eats the corner! Konrad Raab fires up and hits Black Man with a boxing combo in the corner, busting Black Man’s lip open before levelling Black Man with a lariat!
Steve White: Black Man and Raab going at it hard there! Black Man’s lip getting split open by that boxing combo from Raab! These two teams are both ready to combust, you can just tell but who will blow up first?
Chuck Thompson: They can’t stand each other, that’s for sure but I’ma tell ya, Raab and Morgan are on a collision course and have been for months, while Nitro and Black Man are kind just new rivals!
Konrad whips Black Man into the ropes then bends down for a back body drop but Black Man comes back and nails Konrad with a kick to the tip of the skull and Konrad is back down! Black Man gets Konrad in a headlock before he can get back up! Konrad fires some elbows into Black Man’s gut and the two grapple with big right hands to each other’s heads! The fans get on their feet for all of the action but Konrad is able to hoist Black Man up and dump him on his neck with a reverse sideslam! The fans get loud as Konrad Raab crawls to the corner and gets up, recovering until Ryan Morgan blind tags himself into the match! Konrad and Ryan start to argue until Ryan slaps Konrad and flips him off, calling him a ‘stupid old bint.’
Steve White: Ryan Morgan losing it at Konrad Raab as he shows no respect for his partner and slaps Raab across the face! The ref stops Raab but no doubt that’ll be bad for their team tonight!
Chuck Thompson: They can’t work together, it’s impossible!
Ryan rushes into the match and punts Black Man in the ribs! Ryan dishes out right hands into Black Man’s head over and over again while he’s on his knees. Ryan bounces off of the ropes but Black Man gets up and plants Ryan with a spinebuster! Black Man turns around and bounces off of the ropes, leg dropping Ryan on the mat! Ryan is up and Black Man scoops him on his shoulder. He goes to slam him but Ryan slides off of his back and bounces off of the ropes then dropkicks Black Man head first into the corner! Nathaniel Nitro blind tags himself in and rushes in the ring! Ryan swings but Nathaniel ducks him then bounces off of the ropes and takes Ryan out with a diving shoulder block! The fans are going wild as Ryan gets back up but gets taken down with a big suplex from Nitro! Nitro goes to follow up but Black Man gets up and gets in Nitro’s face, arguing over the blind tag! Both men ignore the ref as Nitro and Black Man get into a heated argument!
Steve White: Some big impact moves there! Nitro tags himself in but Black Man is not happy about it and now they’re getting in each others faces!!
Chuck Thompson: It’s gonna blow! Nitro and Black Man are right in each others faces, screaming at each other and you can see the hatred from here!
Black Man and Nitro get into it and get into each other’s faces! Black Man fires a punch and Nitro responds with one of his own! They trade right hands and the ref loses control of the match! Konrad Raab comes into the match and knocks Black Man down to the mat! Ryan Morgan is on the top rope and flies off, taking both Nitro and Raab down! The fans are going nuts! Ryan Morgan screams at Raab on the mat and picks him up, hitting him with a DDT! Nitro stirs to his feet but Morgan runs a running boot into the side of his head! Ryan starts to help Black Man up and knees him in the balls and starts to taunt all three men as he gets a rush of boos from the fans!
Steve White: This one has fallen apart! Partners are attacking each other! Opponents are attacking each other! Morgan and Raab coming to blows and trying to hurt each other! The ref can’t pull this one back in place!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan has truly lost it! He’s beating up his own partner here and he’s beating up Black Man! Will someone win this match or will it be stopped before we can get a finish?!
Morgan grabs Raab by the throat and scream in his face, berating him about “The Fountain of Youth” and “Jr Heavyweight Championship” Morgan lines Raab up to his feet and goes for Ryan of Your Life but Raab ducks it and hits Ryan with a knockout punch and the fans are going wild! The ref tries to get control of this shit but Black Man tosses the ref out of the way and hits Konrad Raab with a Black Stunn! Raab is down! Raab is down! Morgan low blows Black Man and no one knows what’s happening! Morgan gets to his feet and looks groggy but still hits Black Man with White Stunn! The fans are losing it! Nitro comes off of the ropes and hits Morgan with Burnout The Nitro! Morgan is down and Nitro covers him quickly!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Black Man and The Hardcore Champion… Nathaniel Nitro!
Steve White: Well… Nitro and Black Man come away with the win tonight but that was messy! Nitro and Black Man wanted to beat the crap out of each other and Morgan and Raab almost tore each other apart! That was intense!
Chuck Thompson: That’s tr… Wait… What the heck is that?!
Ronan’s music hits and he starts to march down the ramp. Everyone is down except for Nitro. Nitro gets up and gets ready as he tells Ronan to get in the ring and get ready to fight! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Ronan! It’s Ronan! He’s here! What the heck is he doing!?
Chuck Thompson: Nitro took the Hardcore Championship from him and now he’s here to get it back or at least beat the crap out of Nitro! Watch out!
Ryan rolls out of the ring. Ronan gets in and Nitro jumps Ronan as he gets through the ropes! Nitro is tired but he hits Ronan with rapid rights and lefts! Ronan shoves Nitro to the mat! Nitro is back up and runs a running big boot into Ronan’s chest! Nitro wants another but Black Man boots Nitro in the back from behind! Black Man grabs Nitro and tosses him into Ronan who grabs Nitro and plants him with a massive chokeslam! Nitro is down and hurt on the mat as Ronan and Black Man laugh!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Nitro trying to put up a fight against Ronan but Black Man from behind sends him right into Ronan and Nitro gets planted HARD!
Chuck Thompson: Nitro probably thought it was all over between him and Ronan but Ronan hasn’t forgot that he lost his title to Nitro at the last PPV event - now he wants to remind him that he wants it back!
Raab rolls out of the ring before Ronan can grab him. Raab backs up on the ramp but Ryan who left the ring earlier, sprints down the ramp and nails Raab in the back of the head with a big elbow! Raab goes down and Ryan grabs him and walks him down the ramp and slides Raab back into the ring right back to the lions as Ronan grabs Raab and hoists him up by the neck, choking him before planting him with a chokeslam! The fans boo as Ryan walks off, laughing!
Steve White: Raab thought he escaped the brutal and unpredictable Ronan there but Ryan Morgan, the snake, feeds Raab back to the lions and Raab gets a big chokeslam for his troubles! Ryan laughing as he leaves!
Chuck Thompson: Just pure chaos and mayhem out here right now!
Raab is down and Ronan rolls him out of the ring. Black Man is on the other side of the ring. Black Man is stomping out the downed Nitro and dropping knees on him as the fans boo. Ronan comes over and joins in but Black Man is in shock as Ronan wraps his hand around his neck and plants him with a big chokeslam as well! The fans are all on their feet and Ronan rolls Black Man out of the ring!
Steve White: Woah! Ronan showing 0 respect for Black Man as well! Raab and Black Man both chokeslammed! Now Nitro is alone in there with Ronan!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man thought he had a friend to beat Nitro up with but BOOM Ronan with that massive chokeslam!
Nitro gets up and Ronan boots him in the gut then hoists him up and plants him hard on his back and neck with a huge Jack-Knife Powerbomb! The fans are going nuts with the mixed reaction as Ronan steps on Nitro’s chest and walks over to the ropes, signalling that he will be champion again soon!
Steve White: Nitro is OUT! Massive Jack-Knife there after a brutal assault and hard fought match Nitro has his hands full now but who the heck will he defend against at Battlefield?!
Ronan celebrates to the booing fans as we fade out.
We cut backstage to find Patricia Downs standing by with a microphone in hand and a smile on her face.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Killer Carter!
The camera pans out a little to reveal Killer Carter standing beside the interviewer and she gives a nod to Downs.
Patricia Downs: Two weeks ago on Mayhem, you were scheduled to team up with Lollie Pop to take on Sidius Grimm and Cesar Rose… but courtesy of Cliff Maxwell… he fired Lollie resulting in the match being a handicap match, which you won. Things between you and Maxwell continue to get worse and worse, do you ever see an end to this war between the two of you?
Carter snarls and shakes her head a little.
Killer Carter: First of all… what that son of a bitch did to Lollie was down right despicable. It’s a good job she has another job elsewhere or else the poor girl would have been stuck here in the US without a damn job!
She folds her tree trunk like arms across her chest.
Killer Carter: As for the answer to your question. I do see an end to our war… and the end of it is simple. Me beating the Hell out of that piece of shit and making sure he doesn’t dare mess with me ever again! I mean… how many times do I have to obliterate his two stooges before I get my hands on him? The truth is, Patricia… he’s scared of me… and he fucking should be! He’s scared and he doesn’t have the balls to face me one on one because he knows I’ll tear him apart limb from limb!
Patricia Downs: Well, shifting gears to tonight, you’re going one on one with Sah’ta Thor, who like yourself, has had some issues with Maxwell. How do you feel going into this match and do you think that because of both of you having issues with Maxwell, that he might get involved?
Carter chuckles.
Killer Carter: Oh I’m counting on it, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Thor believes it too… neither of us are stupid… and it wouldn’t be a proper episode of Mayhem unless Maxwell and his lap dogs stick their noses into something else because Maxwell craves the fucking spotlight and always wants to be the talking point.
She places her hands on her hips.
Killer Carter: At the end of the day, I’m looking forward to stepping into the ring with Thor. It should be one Hell of a match between the two of us… and I hope it stays that way. But I’m focused on him but I’m also ready for an ambush from Maxwell… and so should Thor.
Patricia Downs: Well, Carter… thanks for your time and good luck tonight.
KC nods and gives the interviewer a pat on the arm before she disappears off camera as we cut to the ring.
We fade back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following contest is set… for one single fall!
"Turn Down for What" - DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Sah’ta Thor!
The opening to “The Gun Show” by In This Moment begins to play through the PA system and as soon as Maria Brink’s vocals kick in, Killer Carter storms out onto the stage with a snarl on her face and stops on stage before turning around to reveal ‘KC’ written in white on the back of her sleeveless leather jacket as she stretches out her arms displaying the devil's horns with her hands before she swiftly turns around and begins to storm down the ramp.
When Carter reaches the bottom of the ramp, she wastes little time in rolling under the bottom rope and marches to the middle of the ring and outstretches her arms again displaying the devil’s horns, still maintaining that vicious snarl as she begins mouthing off to anyone in ear shot as “The Gun Show” fades out…
Illa Isabella: And his opponent tonight… Killer Carter!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Sah'ta Thor vs. Killer Carter
The bell sounds and they come to lock up but Killer Carter ducks down and picks Thor off of his feet. Carter drives Thor into the corner and starts hitting him with big corner thrusts until the ref stops it. They come back up close with a tie up but Thor hits Carter with a mean knee to the midsection. Thor gets and elbow into the side of her head to get away from her! Carter swings at Thor but Thor ducks her and takes her out with a lariat! Carter is straight back up and Thor can’t get past her width so she forces him into the ropes and hits Thor with a mean sideslam!
Steve White: Great up and down technical contest right now with just pure wrestling skill so far! Both Thor and Carter have had problems with Cliff Maxwell and his gang and Maxwell has put them against each other tonight for that very reason!
Chuck Thompson: Maxwell may want to soften them up but you can’t deny that this is a great match that everyone wants to see!
Carter picks up Thor but he slaps her hands away and boots her in the thigh then bounces off of the ropes. Carter swings, Thor ducks. Thor comes back and takes her down with a hip and shoulder! Carter is back up and Thor gets her in a mean headlock straight away! Thor starts to pull away with control of the match and takes her down to the mat with the chokehold. Thor stands back up into the headlock and the experience shows. Carter hoists Thor up in the air and slams him with a big body drop! Both Thor and Carter get up and Carter hits Thor with right hands to the head! Thor is dizzy and it gives Carter the opportunity to hoist Thor up and plant him with a big powerslam on the mat then cover him!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Carter comes back after Thor almost choked the life out of her and came close with a near fall on him!
Chuck Thompson: Very technical here! Thor seems to be nullifying everything Carter has thrown at him but Carter is doing more damage with all the power she packs!
Carter picks Thor up and whips him into the ropes! He comes back right into a big belly to belly suplex from Carter and the fans cheer! The tide is turning! Carter picks Thor back up and scoops him up on her shoulder but he slides off of her back and hits her with a pull down move, slamming her back on the mat! Thor pulls Carter up by the hair and goes to whip her into the corner but pulls her back right into a big elbow into the face! Thor follows up with an atomic drop as Carter falls to her knees against the ropes! The fans are going wild and Thor looks a bit dizzy but he knows he needs something big to put her down!
Steve White: Carter clawed control back with her awesome strength but Thor is back in control now with some unique combos there! That big elbow and then the big atomic drop have put Thor back in the drivers seat!
Chuck Thompson: Thor is incredibly skilled and very knowledgeable. You can exploit Thor’s weaknesses in a match but he will quickly find a way to cover them up and make you pay for it!
Thor goes to the top rope as the fans cheer! Carter doesn’t realise it and when she gets up and turns around, Thor comes flying off of the ropes and nails Carter with a flying shoulder smash to her face! The fans go NUTS for the action! Both of them are down! Thor starts to recover a little quicker and is up first. He dishes out a knee or two on Carter and pulls her up into a leg sweep variation that puts Carter right where he wants her!
Steve White: Carter has lost the reigns and it’s not often that you see someone like Killer Carter on the back foot in a match like this! Thor knows what he’s doing!
Chuck Thompson: Thor needs to stay on his toes because the second Killer Carter loses it, there’s not gonna be much left of this damn arena!
Thor pulls Carter in when she gets up! He goes to hoist her for Parasite Eve but she counters with a big body drop on Thor! Thor gets up but it hurt him! Carter presses Thor overhead as she gets control back! She hits Thor with an overhead press slam! Thor is down! Carter wants the cover but he snaps a kick into her head! Thor gets up and swings but Carter catches his fist and slings him up vertically! She holds him high and wants Jackhammer but Thor rolls off of her back! They both come back at each other and lock up but the fans boo as Cesar Rose rushes in the ring and hits Carter in the back and Sidius Grimm comes in and snaps a kick into Thor’s back! The ref calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: As a result of interference… This match has been declared a NO CONTEST!
Steve White: You have GOT to be kidding me! It was just getting good! Dammit - Cliff Maxwell!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell’s goons just ruined this one and they’re taking it to Maxwell’s biggest rivals right now - Thor and Carter!
Cesar and Sidius start attacking Thor and Carter! Cesar runs into Thor with a big gut smash and knocks him to the mat! Cesar tries the same on Carter but she hits him with a big spinebuster! The fans are going wild! Sidius tries to jump Carter but she takes him down with a big lariat! The fans are going wild! Carter boots Cesar in the guts and pulls him in but Sidius dives on both of them! Carter hits the ropes and elbows Cesar off of her but we hear a snap and Sidius jumps away. Carter tries to pursue but she’s stuck. She looks over and we see that Sidius Grimm handcuffed Carter to the ropes! Carter is stuck and the fans boo!
Steve White: WHAT THE!? Sidius Grimm just handcuffed Killer Carter to the damn ropes and now she’s trapped!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell is a genius! Killer Carter is stuck and now Sidius and Cesar got her right where they want her!
Carter tries to pull herself off of the ropes and fiddles with the cuffs but it’s no use! Cesar runs up and hits Carter with a gut smash! She takes the impact and tries to swing back at him but he moves out of the way and she misses! Sidius runs up and dropkicks Carter into the ropes! Carter tries to grab him but again, she misses! Cesar runs up, hitting her with some rights! Carter can barely defend herself and Cesar and Sidius both pound her into the ropes! Carter is furious but Cesar backhands her to the mat!
Steve White: This is bullshit!
Chuck Thompson: Now they’re turning their attention to Thor!
Thor gets up but Sidius grabs him and Cesar hits Thor with big shots while Sidius holds him! They double team him as Cesar scoops Thor up and plummets him with a powerslam! Sidius bounces off of the ropes and hits Thor with a rolling thunder! Cesar taunts Carter as he runs up and drops his whole weight on a hurt Thor!
Steve White: Pure brutality! Carter is helpless and Thor is being double teamed right now!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell must be laughing his ass off backstage right now!
Sidius and Cesar start stomping out Thor on the mat - revenge for Thor speaking ill of Maxwell last week! Carter starts grabbing at the handcuffs until the fans pick up with their cheers and she breaks the cuffs with her sheer strength! Everyone goes NUTS and Carter is back in it! Sidius and Cesar can’t believe it! They go to jump her but she takes them both down with a double clothesline!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Killer Carter just broke the damn handcuffs! What strength! How strong is she?!
Cesar is back up! He swings but she ducks him! Cesar turns around and she boots him in the gut! Carter hoists Cesar up with great power then plants him with the Jackhammer! The fans are all going wild! Sidius looks around, worried and he tries to back up but he sees Thor is back up! Sidius runs at Carter but she blasts him with a right hand! Sidius is all disoriented and stumbles into Thor who boots him in the gut! Sidius is scooped up by Thor and Thor hits Sidius with a big Parasite Eve, right in the centre of the ring! Sidius is out as well and Thor and Carter are standing tall as Cliff Maxwell’s music hits!
Steve White: And here comes the man himself… Cliff Maxwell!
Chuck Thompson: Maxwell is out here after his 2 goons just got fucked up. Sure they did some damage to Carter and Thor tonight but NOT enough!
Cliff Maxwell comes to the stage and looks down at Thor and Carter in the ring. He smirks as he brings a mic to his lips.
Cliff Maxwell: All right, that’s enough! That’s enough dammit! You two attack two people who have NOTHING to do with you match!? How dare you - I should fire both of you right now just like I fired Lollie Pop!
The fans boo and Carter looks pissed.
Cliff Maxwell: But firing is TOO GOOD for scum like you two! See - Carter, you and me have been going at it for a while and you’ve been talking a lot of shit about me but remember. I’m the one who gets the upper hand in all of our encounters and I’m the one who cost you the Jr Heavyweight Champion… You thought you were amazing, you thought you were unstoppable but look at you now… Who are you? You’re a nobody… Me on the other hand? I’m one of the most talented wrestlers on the face of the universe!
The fans boo Cliff.
Cliff Maxwell: So at Battlefield I’m gonna finally prove that I’m better than you and I’m gonna shut you up for good! It’s gonna be me and you one on one!
Carter looks satisfied and the fans go wild!
Cliff Maxwell: But Thor… You on the other hand - you talking shit about me backstage… You have to be dealt with. Next week you’ll be in a tag team match against Sidius Grimm and Cesar Rose but it won’t be in the ring - it will be on OUR terms at the Maxwell Estate! You’ll fight them in a backstage brawl at Casa De Maxwell and if YOU can’t find a partner then it’ll be a handicap match! HAHA! See Thor, I know you ain’t got no friends back there and I know you won’t find a partner so not only will you have to fight in the Handicap Match if you can’t find anyone but you will also be destroyed and BURIED on the Maxwell Estate in my backyard!
Steve White: Well that’s a bit much isn’t it…
Chuck Thompson: Thor’s gonna have to find a partner or his final resting place will be in Cliff’s backyard!
Cliff Maxwell drops the mic and walks off back behind the curtain. Thor and Carter look at each other then back at the stage as we fade out.
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the EHWF Amphitheater and Gym is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. Ana Somnia dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. She wields the UCCL Championship strapped around her waist and the EHWF World Championship slung over her shoulder. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring ahead.
ILLA ISABELLA: “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time... The UCCL CHAMPION... The UNDISPUTED EHWF CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... AAAANNNNAAAAAA... The Goddess of War... SOOOMMMMNNNNIIIIAAA!”
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting each of her titles high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then fastens one title to her waist and drapes the other back over her shoulder. From here, she snatches the ring announcer's microphone and orients herself so as to glare imperiously upon the crowd in the general direction of the primary production camera. Lifting the microphone to her arterial red lips, she allows her venomous vitriol to permeate the air.
“I wanted to avoid the cliché, but...” she begins, her voice trailing off slightly. “Do y’all know the meanin’a’ insanity? I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout the kinda’ insane you’d have to be to think you’re gonna’ beat the Goddess’a War, nor am I talkin’ ‘bout the kinda’ insane you’d have to be to think Thea Nefeli’s gonna’ be the one to be the first to beat me… I’m talkin’ ‘bout doin’ the same thing over an’ over an’ over hopin’ for an’ expectin’ a different result. I’m talkin’ ‘bout failin’ to fill the EHWF roster with competent enough fighters to keep me busy. I’m talkin’ ‘bout lettin’ yourself get backed into a corner as a company, havin’ exhausted anyone an’ everyone you’ve got by feedin’ ‘em to the single best combat sports athlete this world’s ever seen. I’m talkin’ ‘bout given’ Thea Nefeli a second shot at lastin’ longer’n a minute or two with me.” Disdain crawls across Ana’s visage as she shakes her head with a contemptuous chuckle. “Before the ink on my contract here was even dry, I knew what I’d be gettin’ myself into in EHWF. I knew there’d be name after name steppin’ up to me, thinkin’ they’re some kinda’ icon in this industry because they accomplished somethin’ here— an’ often nowhere else. I knew they’d allow their egos to get to their heads an’ delude ‘em into thinkin’ beatin’ me was even physically possible for ‘em... An’ maybe… Just maybe... Thea Nefeli ain’t want this fight. After what I did to her all’a those weeks ago, after what I did to her little partner last Saturday Night Mayhem... Maybe she’s just climbin’ ‘tween those ropes to drop down to ‘er knees an’ beg me for mercy, all because management ain’t give a damn ‘bout her well-bein’ or keepin’ their tag team champions healthy enough to defend those titles… But if she does want this fight for whatever самоубийственный reason? Well...” Snickering arrogantly, the Huntress adjusts the title on her shoulder and orients her frame toward the hard camera again. “Let’s just say I ain’t above usin’ Thea’s corpse as an example... As a warnin’ y’all ain’t even deserve at this point. An’ after I’m through rippin’ ‘er apart, piece-by-piece? I’ll use her limbs to beat Nina Chanel into a bloody pulp yet again.”
Smirking, Ana lowers the microphone to allow for the jeers from the audience to subside. Once they do, the Bantamweight Bruiser lifts the microphone to her lips and snarls, continuing her venomous vitriol. Her eyes narrow and her brow furrows slightly as she adjusts her title and pushes further with her diabolical diatribe.
“All’a this,” continues the Сука Silencer. “All’a this amounts to the same conclusion if you’re askin’ me. Y’see, y’all, all I’m sayin’ here? Everythin’ I’ve said since I signed here, everythin’ I’ve said since I pried this here EHWF World Championship outta’ Zoe McDraven’s cold, dead hands… It all boils on down to the same thing. As the undefeated, undisputed face’a this company, right here an’ now I am lettin’ y’all know I’m expectin’ better... Better competition, better fights, better everythin’... An’ more’n just expectin’ it, I’m DEMANDIN’ IT!” A growl from the back of her throat reminds anyone who can hear it of the ominous clicking noise made by the Yautja of the Predator franchise. “I said a couple’a weeks back that it’s insultin’ continuin’ to be fed easy pickin’s… All’a these so-called competitors y’all’ve sent my way, they ain’t even worth pickin’ outta’ my teeth once I’m through with ‘em… So after tonight? After tonight I ain’t botherin’ with your nothin’s an’ nobodies anymore, ya’ understand?” Approaching the ropes, she rests her forearms on the top rope and glares even deeper into the camera. “I’m the most decorated athlete this company’s ever seen… Seven Women’s Championships an’ four World Championships, Goddess’a War, Goddess’a Victory, an’ here in EHWF, I’m undefeated an’ undisputed. If management ain’t ready to give me the competition I deserve, the competition that can actually call itself competition with a straight face… Then I ain’t steppin’ foot back inside this here ring, y’hear? You wanna’ see war, you wanna’ see an actual fight? Give me an actual fighter instead’a these never-have-beens an’ I’ll show ya’ what a real fight looks like… Because at the end’a the day, it ain’t matter if you’re a nothin’ an’ nobody or a company’s greatest of all-time… Whoever ya’ are, whatever you’ve done… When ya’ step into the ring with the Goddess’a War? When ya’ step into MY ring?”
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
Slamming her microphone down into the mat with a loud thunk preceding white noise, the Survivor of the Fittest tilts her chin up for a moment to curl her upper lip before bowing her head slightly forward, staring forebodingly up through her furrowed brow. As her theme plays over the P.A. system, she vacates the ring and saunters imperiously up the ramp to the end of the entrance stage, where she turns back to the crowd and hoists both of her titles overhead. This is our final image before we hit commercial.
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the EHWF Amphitheater and Gym is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. Ana Somnia dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. She wields the UCCL Championship strapped around her waist and the EHWF World Championship slung over her shoulder. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring ahead.
ILLA ISABELLA: “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time... The UCCL CHAMPION... The UNDISPUTED EHWF CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... AAAANNNNAAAAAA... The Goddess of War... SOOOMMMMNNNNIIIIAAA!”
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting each of her titles high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then fastens one title to her waist and drapes the other back over her shoulder. From here, she snatches the ring announcer's microphone and orients herself so as to glare imperiously upon the crowd in the general direction of the primary production camera. Lifting the microphone to her arterial red lips, she allows her venomous vitriol to permeate the air.
“I wanted to avoid the cliché, but...” she begins, her voice trailing off slightly. “Do y’all know the meanin’a’ insanity? I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout the kinda’ insane you’d have to be to think you’re gonna’ beat the Goddess’a War, nor am I talkin’ ‘bout the kinda’ insane you’d have to be to think Thea Nefeli’s gonna’ be the one to be the first to beat me… I’m talkin’ ‘bout doin’ the same thing over an’ over an’ over hopin’ for an’ expectin’ a different result. I’m talkin’ ‘bout failin’ to fill the EHWF roster with competent enough fighters to keep me busy. I’m talkin’ ‘bout lettin’ yourself get backed into a corner as a company, havin’ exhausted anyone an’ everyone you’ve got by feedin’ ‘em to the single best combat sports athlete this world’s ever seen. I’m talkin’ ‘bout given’ Thea Nefeli a second shot at lastin’ longer’n a minute or two with me.” Disdain crawls across Ana’s visage as she shakes her head with a contemptuous chuckle. “Before the ink on my contract here was even dry, I knew what I’d be gettin’ myself into in EHWF. I knew there’d be name after name steppin’ up to me, thinkin’ they’re some kinda’ icon in this industry because they accomplished somethin’ here— an’ often nowhere else. I knew they’d allow their egos to get to their heads an’ delude ‘em into thinkin’ beatin’ me was even physically possible for ‘em... An’ maybe… Just maybe... Thea Nefeli ain’t want this fight. After what I did to her all’a those weeks ago, after what I did to her little partner last Saturday Night Mayhem... Maybe she’s just climbin’ ‘tween those ropes to drop down to ‘er knees an’ beg me for mercy, all because management ain’t give a damn ‘bout her well-bein’ or keepin’ their tag team champions healthy enough to defend those titles… But if she does want this fight for whatever самоубийственный reason? Well...” Snickering arrogantly, the Huntress adjusts the title on her shoulder and orients her frame toward the hard camera again. “Let’s just say I ain’t above usin’ Thea’s corpse as an example... As a warnin’ y’all ain’t even deserve at this point. An’ after I’m through rippin’ ‘er apart, piece-by-piece? I’ll use her limbs to beat Nina Chanel into a bloody pulp yet again.”
Smirking, Ana lowers the microphone to allow for the jeers from the audience to subside. Once they do, the Bantamweight Bruiser lifts the microphone to her lips and snarls, continuing her venomous vitriol. Her eyes narrow and her brow furrows slightly as she adjusts her title and pushes further with her diabolical diatribe.
“All’a this,” continues the Сука Silencer. “All’a this amounts to the same conclusion if you’re askin’ me. Y’see, y’all, all I’m sayin’ here? Everythin’ I’ve said since I signed here, everythin’ I’ve said since I pried this here EHWF World Championship outta’ Zoe McDraven’s cold, dead hands… It all boils on down to the same thing. As the undefeated, undisputed face’a this company, right here an’ now I am lettin’ y’all know I’m expectin’ better... Better competition, better fights, better everythin’... An’ more’n just expectin’ it, I’m DEMANDIN’ IT!” A growl from the back of her throat reminds anyone who can hear it of the ominous clicking noise made by the Yautja of the Predator franchise. “I said a couple’a weeks back that it’s insultin’ continuin’ to be fed easy pickin’s… All’a these so-called competitors y’all’ve sent my way, they ain’t even worth pickin’ outta’ my teeth once I’m through with ‘em… So after tonight? After tonight I ain’t botherin’ with your nothin’s an’ nobodies anymore, ya’ understand?” Approaching the ropes, she rests her forearms on the top rope and glares even deeper into the camera. “I’m the most decorated athlete this company’s ever seen… Seven Women’s Championships an’ four World Championships, Goddess’a War, Goddess’a Victory, an’ here in EHWF, I’m undefeated an’ undisputed. If management ain’t ready to give me the competition I deserve, the competition that can actually call itself competition with a straight face… Then I ain’t steppin’ foot back inside this here ring, y’hear? You wanna’ see war, you wanna’ see an actual fight? Give me an actual fighter instead’a these never-have-beens an’ I’ll show ya’ what a real fight looks like… Because at the end’a the day, it ain’t matter if you’re a nothin’ an’ nobody or a company’s greatest of all-time… Whoever ya’ are, whatever you’ve done… When ya’ step into the ring with the Goddess’a War? When ya’ step into MY ring?”
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
Slamming her microphone down into the mat with a loud thunk preceding white noise, the Survivor of the Fittest tilts her chin up for a moment to curl her upper lip before bowing her head slightly forward, staring forebodingly up through her furrowed brow. As her theme plays over the P.A. system, she vacates the ring and saunters imperiously up the ramp to the end of the entrance stage, where she turns back to the crowd and hoists both of her titles overhead. This is our final image before we hit commercial.
Illa Isabella makes her way into the ring, ready to introduce the next match of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Emilio Gonzalos
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next… His partner tonight… Chemic!
The lights in the rena dim down, as "HandClap" by Fitz & the Tantrums begins to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as his entrance music began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce and a quick curtsy-like bow before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And next…His partner tonight… Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Michael Rissi & Wilmer Patacky vs. Chemic & Emilio Gonzalos
The bell sounds and the fans are going WILD for Wilmer’s return! Wilmer starts it out with Chemic as the two circle each other! They come in and lock up and the fans erupt! Wilmer gets Chemic in a wristlock but Chemic pulls Wilmer back into a clothesline which Wilmer ducks and gets Chemic into a waistlock! Wilmer gets Chemic into another wristlock and then right into a chickenwing hold! Chemic struggles for a moment until Wilmer pushes off of the corner and rolls down, hitting Chemic with a snapmare into a headlock on the mat as the fans go wild! Wilmer gets Chemic up and Chemic shoves Wilmer into the corner! Wilmer goes to come out but Chemic hits Wilmer with a big boot to the skull! Wilmer hits the corner and Chemic runs up for a big corner splash but Wilmer dives out of the way and Chemic hits the corner hard! Chemic stumbles out of the corner and Wilmer boots him in the gut and hits him with a snap suplex! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky looking amazing there right now! He hasn’t missed a beat and he’s getting all of these fans on their feet with his return to action! He looks great Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky looks like he hasn’t been away from the ring for a few minutes! Great offense on Chemic right there!
Wilmer gets to the top rope and the fans are on fire for him! Chemic gets up and Wilmer leaps off hitting Chemic with a big corkscrew moonsault! The fans are behind Wilmer’s return but it’s cut short as Wilmer waits for Chemic to get up then dashes at him only to be taken down by a running STO from Chemic! Chemic hits Wilmer with a ground and pound but Wilmer gets out of it! Wilmer comes back with a right hand but Chemic blocks it and boots Wilmer in the gut! Chemic hoists Wilmer but Wilmer drops off of his back and dropkicks Chemic to the mat! Chemic is back up and Wilmer dropkicks him back down! Wilmer follows up with the Puh-Tah-Kee Kick square in Chemic’s jaw! Chemic is down and Wilmer dives over, tagging in Michael Rissi!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky and Chemic having and epic right there but Wilmer comes out on top and creates that distance! Wilmer diving over and tagging in Michael Rissi! Michael has had weeks worth of problems with Emilio Gonzalos and that’s who he truly wants in this match!
Chuck Thompson: Here comes Michael Rissi!
Michael runs in and hits Chemic with a spear! The fans go BERSERK! Michael picks Chemic up and whips Chemic into the corner! Michael goes for a corner clothesline but Chemic dives out of the way and Michael hits the corner! Emilio holds Michael in place and Chemic hits Michael with a corner splash! Chemic tags in Emilio and Emilio comes in, dishing out a big right hand to Michael then picking up and tossing him across the mat right on his back! Michael holds his injured back in pain and Emilio comes over, preventing Michael from getting the tag and clenching down on Michael’s shoulder and back!
Steve White: Emilio targeting that bad back of Michael Rissi just like the rest of their encounters!
Chuck Thompson: Emilio is 0-2 against Rissi so far but Rissi wants to take Emilio and Fernandez Gomez down and he’ll stop at nothing to do so!
Michael forces himself up and presses Emilio up on his back then plants Emilio with the Rissi Slam! The fans go WILD! Michael waits for Emilio to get up and they run into each other! Emilio comes off second best and holds his gut in pain! They trade blows, again Michael wins out and he boots Emilio in the gut then presses him overhead! Michael plants Emilio with a massive overhead slam! The fans are cheering! Emilio eventually rolls to his corner and tags in Chemic! Emilio gets out of the ring and throws his hands out, throwing a tantrum and leaving the ring! The fans boo him but he leaves up the ramp!
Steve White: What!? Emilio is walking out on this one!? What the heck? What’s he doing?! He’s just gonna ditch Chemic!?
Chuck Thompson: Just like in previous weeks Michael ends up overwhelming Emilio and tonight, Emilio couldn’t take it and he’s leaving!
Emilio is gone! Chemic comes in and swings at Michael! Michael ducks it! Michael fires a superkick but Chemic ducks that! Chemic spits out his red mist as the fans boo but Michael ducks it! Michael hits Chemic with and uppercut then boots him in the gut and pulls him in, hitting Chemic with Hazard Dawn! The fans go wild! Michael dashes to the corner and tags in Wilmer to the mat! Wilmer gets in the ring and Michael lifts Wilmer up, hitting Chemic with an aided splash! Chemic gets up in pain as Wilmer signals to the cheering fans! Chemic it up and gets a boot from Wilmer then Wilmer twists him up and hits Chemic with the Lubrication Twist! The fans go WILD for the move they haven’t seen in a while! Chemic is devastated and Wilmer covers Chemic!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners tonight… “Wacky” Wilmer Patacky and Michael Rissi!
Steve White: They did it! Wilmer get the cover on Chemic and Michael and Wilmer come away with the win!
Chuck Thompson: Emilio ditched out on this one because he failed to get anything over on Michael yet again and YET AGAIN Fernandez is probably backstage raging that Michael got another win here!
Brianna Rissi comes in the ring and raises Michael and Wilmer’s arms as the fans go NUTS! They celebrate to Wilmer’s music as we fade out.
Illa Isabella makes her way into the ring, ready to introduce the next match of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This main event contest of the night is a Champion vs. Champion match and it is set for one fall!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and Thea Nefeli appears in the lights with her fists by her sides and raises them which makes the fans cheer. Thea comes down the ramp and slaps some fans hands while she runs into the ring and looks out at the crowd. She gets on the ropes and leans over on them, raising her arm with the cheering fans. She gets down and waits for her match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Being Accompanied by Nina Chanel… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Thea Nefeli!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the ARENA NAME is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the EHWF Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent… The EHWF World Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Ana Somnia vs. Thea Nefeli w/ Nina Chanel
The bell sounds and Thea and Ana circle each other! Ana blasts out of the gate and hits Thea with some MMA style combos! Thea is forced to the ropes and the ref breaks it up! Ana backs up to the centre of the ring and they come back in to fight. Thea drops to the mat and Ana goes after her but it’s a mistake, as Ana goes to pick her up, Thea gets a leg around her neck! Both end up on the mat and Thea tries to choke Ana out but Ana gets out of it! Thea stands up and knees Ana in the face! Ana gets up enraged and gets Thea up on her back and slings her off! Ana picks Thea up and slings her off of her back to the mat once again! Ana grabs Thea and powers her back up on her back and once more, slings her back down on the canvas with authority! The fans are losing it As Ana grabs Thea by the hair and tosses her into the corner!
Steve White: Ana and Thea going back and forth! Last week Nina put up a great fight against Ana but Ana was just too powerful and tonight, Thea wants her shot!
Chuck Thompson: Thea not getting off to the best start but she outsmarted Ana for a second there! Ana just too much strength though!
Thea is hurt and holding her back but she has determination! Ana runs at Thea but Thea jumps up and Ana runs into her boot! Thea gets up on the top rope and leaps off, hitting Ana with a diving lariat! Ana is down and the fans can’t believe it, neither can Ana! Nina cheers Thea on from the outside! Thea ducks a swing from Ana then hits Ana with a springboard elbow! Thea gets Ana in a headlock and the fans are picking up! Ana hoists Thea up and plants her with a big body drop with great power! Ana gets back up and grabs Thea from the mat and holds her up off her feet! Ana plants Thea in the corner and Thea screams out holding her back!
Chuck Thompson: Ana, Thea, Nina… I can’t decide who’s hotter!
Ana runs for the corner clothesline but Thea slides down and hits Ana with a drop toehold! No one expected such offence from Thea against Ana but Ana’s head bounces off of the corner! Thea is still hurt but is able to start stomping Ana’s head against the corner then bring her knee down on her face and pull the ropes for leverage! Ana powers out of it in a rage! Ana scoops Thea up but Thea unexpectedly drops down and hits the mat then pulls Ana down and gets her legs on her arms for the cover!
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Ana kicks out and NOW she’s pissed!
Steve White: WHAT!?! Thea there with that cover outta nowhere and Ana looks shocked! Thea putting up a fight and Ana can’t put her away just yet!
Chuck Thompson: This one is heating up and just like last week, this isn’t gonna be as easy as Ana thought!
Ana gets up and elbows Thea in the face, busting her lip open! Ana hits Thea with a German Suplex! Ana keeps hold of Thea and hits her with another German Suplex then another then another! This is hard to watch! Ana is able to hoist Thea up and holder her up for a while, taunting her and Nina as the runs up and plants her with a powerslam! Ana covers Thea!
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Steve White: Kick Out! Ana looks impressed that Thea was able to kick out of that one! This is one great main event but Ana its slowly coming away with it!
Chuck Thompson: Thea keeps finding ways out of this one and y’know what? She actually might be able to do it here tonight if she keeps playing it really smart?!
Ana forearms Thea in the face for a few moments before she picks her up! Ana plants Thea with a Karate Flip on the mat and waits until she stirs up to her feet! Ana goes to bounce off of the ropes for a spear but as she does Nina gets up on the apron and distracts her. Ana swings at Nina but she drops off and the ref warns her. Ana turns back to the action in the ring and Thea dropkicks Ana in the face down to the mat! The fans go NUTS! Ana is back up but gets dropkicked back down again! Ana is back up and expects another but Thea goes low and dropkicks Ana’s thigh out! Ana is down on the mat! Thea gets to the top rope and walks along it then leaps off! Ana thinks to catch her but Thea drags a big flying sidekick across her face and the fans go WILD!
Steve White: Flying Thea with that kick to the face and Ana is down! These fans are going wild! Thea might actually be getting in control of the match here! Can Thea really defeat Ana!
Chuck Thompson: If Ana gets up she’s gonna make Thea pay but if Thea can hit something big here then wow… she might be able to do the unthinkable!
Thea helps Ana up and knees her in the side then pulls her in for a Designer DDT but Ana easily presses Thea up above her head and plants Thea down on the mat with a massive overhead press slam! The fans go wild and Thea is hurt! Nina yells out encouragement to Thea! Thea is slowly helped up by Ana as Thea hits Ana with a right hand. All it does is make Ana mad as Ana hits Slavic Stunner! Thea is down and destroyed after that one. Ana smirks and covers Thea!
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Thea kicks out and the fans go WILD! The fans are going nuts and the fans, Nina and even Ana can’t believe it! Ana looks down at Thea, a little impressed. Ana gets up and shakes her head as she goes over to the corner and showboats, flexing and showing off to the fans.
Welcome to the REAL Gunshow!
Steve White: Ana Somnia showing off now and it’s clear that she’s just in a league of her own! Thea is down and even though she kicked out of that Slavic Stunner, Ana Somnia is barely on the path to breaking a sweat!
Chuck Thompson: Thea putting up the best fight we’ve seen so far though. Ana should keep her eyes on her because this one isn’t over until it’s over!
Ana walks over to Thea but Thea out of nowhere, hits Ana with a big sidekick to the side of Ana’s head! Thea runs up and hits Ana with a big running hurricanrana! The fans are all on their feet! Ana is back up on her feet and Thea drop-kicks her in the face to the mat! The fans are behind Thea as everyone is shocked that Ana is down! Thea gets on the apron and starts to climb the turnbuckle! Ana gets up and Thea leaps off, flying through the air as she goes to hit Joyride! Ana catches Thea on her shoulder with amazing strength and plants her with a massive powerbomb! The fans are going wild! Thea is hurt after that one and Ana lifts her into The Сука Silencer! The is down and Ana covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The EHWF World Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: Thea put up an amazing fight and they put on an amazing match but just like Nina last week, Thea couldn’t get the job done and Ana remains undefeated!
Chuck Thompson: She’s the EHWF Champion for a reason and the best in the world! Who the heck can defeat Ana Somnia - surely there’s hope now after seeing the efforts both Nina and Thea have put forth.
Nina comes in the ring and helps Thea to a knee. Ana celebrates in the ring but turns her attention to Nina and her and Nina start to argue. Ana grabs Nina around the neck and the fans pick up again! Thea comes behind Ana and hits her, saving her friend! Thea and Nina start both trading shots on Ana and double teaming her after things fall apart! They boot her into the ropes them sling her off! Ana bounces off against the ropes and Thea and Nina run at her. They dive at her for a big move but when they collide with Ana they come off second best and both hit the mat in pain as if they just ran into a wall!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Things got too heated here and Joyride and Ana just started to go at it! Nina and Thea are down right now!
Ana slides out of the ring as Thea and Nina try to recover. The next thing we see is Ana Somnia toss some steel steps into the ring. Ana gets into the ring and grabs the steel steps holding them up. Thea and Nina are up and Ana runs at them, hitting them both with the steel steps! The fans go wild as Thea and Nina roll out of the ring in pain!
Steve White: Ana Somnia taking Joyride out right there with a massive steel steps shot! Look at the power of this woman!
You BOTH want some?! Then come an’ get it!
Thea and Nina get to their hands and knees on the outside and look up at Ana Somnia in the ring holding the steel steps as she presses them over her head. Nina and Thea look at each other on the outside.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents it’s been an amazing night but that’s all we have time for! I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen at EHWF Battlefield next week! We’ll see you then! Good night and be safe!
Ana Somnia holds the steel steps up overhead with amazing strength as Thea and Nina watch on from the outside. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.