Mayhem 250 // October 4th, 2020
Oct 4, 2020 23:37:37 GMT -5
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The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, “Back It” by Yizzy and Dizzie Rascal, is playing in the background. We see Steve White and Chuck Thompson standing on the stage of a small empty hall. This is a much different opening image than we’re used to. There are no fans and no activity around them except for the lighting and the tron behind them.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Killer Carter, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to Saturday Night Mayhem!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Mayhem comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Saturday Night Mayhem and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: Tonight - Live from the EHWF Performance Gym its Mayhem number 250! That’s right! 250 Episodes of EHWF Mayhem! Tonight we’re proud to say we’ve come this far and have one of the most action packed, blockbuster cards planned out for you with 4 title matches and a host of other incredible matches to celebrate 250 episodes of greatness! Tonight I am honoured to be joined by my broadcast partner, Steve White! Steve, we did it buddy, 250 Episodes! It’s been incredible and tonight we’re gonna see an incredible main event as Ana Somnia defends the EHWF Championship against Joanna Rissi!
Steve White: It has been an incredible run here Chuck Thompson! 250 Episodes and we’re just getting started Bah Gawd! Damn right! Ana Somnia said Joanna Rissi will do battle in our main event this time one on one with no distractions! Two of the most exciting competitions of all time going one on one to round out this damn rivalry and I can’t wait for what we’re gonna see! It’s gonna be massive! It’s gonna be huge! It’s 1 of 4 title matches tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The Covenant take on Joyride for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships! Covenant attacked Nina Chanel on Monday Night Mass Murder last week and now it’s gonna be an intense one with the titles on the line! We’ll also see Nitro vs. Carter in an incredible interlude to the night that many will be dying to see! Those 2 matches might be my favourite on the card Steve! I can’t wait to see all these guys in action in a big 250th effort!
Steve White: And talking about titles! Black Man goes one on one with the new, fresh and exciting Mark Revere! The Hardcore Championship will be on the line in a brutal hardcore match between these two! It’ll be rookie vs. veteran, young vs. old! But there’s more! Konrad Raab defends the Jr Heavyweight Championship against Zoe McDraven in a Jr Heavyweight contest that won’t disappoint! 2 massive title matches to go with the rest! This is going to be one amazing night Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: The world was shocked when Alexandria Kendrick returned and attacked her ex husband at Aces High then came back again at Monday Night Mass Murder and tried to get one over him! No one really knows what the clear issue is here but Kendrick and Patacky go head to head tonight in a massive grudge match that just might steel the damn show! I can’t wait for this one and I can’t wait to see Alexandria back in the ring!
Steve White: So much going into tonight! A huge card, 4 title matches and even a Mini Retribution Royale where the winner will get the number 15th spot in the Retribution Rumble next week! It’s going to be huge! It’s going to be a blockbuster and it’s going to be a damn celebration of 250 Episodes of EHWF Mayhem - it all happens here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
Cameras go backstage as soon after the show starts as there's a man, standing with the EHWF Junior Heavyweight title around his shoulder. A guy who's been champion for quite a few months now, The Iceman himself, Konrad Raab. He's defending his title for the third time in the row, and he has a massive smile on his face, knowing this is the position he loved best due to Konrad's refusal to be lazy. Konrad's excited as he begins to speak with the microphone in his hands.
Konrad Raab: "I'm so thankful to be here and being the proud fighting champion I am on defending this Junior Heavyweight title once again. It's perfect for me, walking around with a smile on my face, defending the belt against a worthy competitor, especially the history my opponent has had with my twin brother in the past, a girl known as Zoe McDraven."
Konrad nods at the comments he made so far, while scratching his head.
Konrad Raab: "Zoe is a girl who's done everything in EHWF and recently did become an EHWF champion. This girl has all the talent in the world and truth be told that apart from Killer Carter, Mr Katz who did give me a real tough fight and Ryan Morgan, she will be one of my toughest competitors yet going for this title. Zoe knows everything about winning this title around my shoulder here. She's done it before."
Konrad drinks some water he has in his pocket and then places it back.
Konrad Raab: "I can't ignore the threat Zoe opposes to me, knowing if I slip up once in the match, then I can quickly lose the match to Zoe and I won't dare to overlook my opponent of the number of opponents she's defeated and fought against. I have nothing but full respect for her. Something Lord Raab wouldn't appreciate because of the type of guy he is. I do, and I know you've had tough battles with him, but as you'd discover with my matches, I'm nothing like him."
Konrad takes a breather from speaking. He still has a smile on his face, tapping the belt and continues.
Konrad Raab: "I will wrestle you fair and square, but you know that already. I will aim to do everything it takes to retain this title, no matter how much respect I have for you in the ring. It all goes away when the bell starts for us to fight to our full potential, tearing the house down for the fans to put on a match the fans will be talking about for many years to come. I can't wait for this match, and I have this to say. Prepare to be Iceinated by The Iceman."
Konrad drops the microphone on the floor and goes to the locker room to place his bottle of water in there before he walks behind the curtain for his entrance to start playing as the commentators talk about the Junior Heavyweight title match between Konrad Raab and Zoe McDraven.
Illa Isabella: The opening contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Championship!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: First tonight… The Challenger… she is The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest and ice bear tattoo on his right chest. He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent… He is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab!
The referee looks at both wrestlers to make sure they're ready before calling for the bell, the match now underway. Raab and Zoe bump fists as they circle each other.
DING DING DING!!
Konrad runs across the ring and immediately hits Zoe McDraven with a takedown! He grabs Zoe's and slams the back of Zoe's head into the mat. Konrad does it a second time and then a third--the fans showing their support with cheers as Raab tries to get a really good start here! Konrad pulls himself back up to his feet. Zoe slowly tries to drag herself up as well. Konrad immediately grabs her and shoots her across the ring. Konrad waits for Zoe to come back on the rebound and then hits her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Konrad covers.
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Steve White: Konrad has just ran into the match with a lot of early effort and it paid off! He gets some big shots in on Zoe and a near fall! Konrad saw Zoe pick up at win on Monday Night and this will be his 3rd defence in a row which must be taking a toll on him!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe’s a tough cookie though! She’s on another winning streak as she picks up recent wins with a big win at the PPV and a win at Monday Night Mass Murder so Konrad knows she’s hot!
Konrad grabs Zoe and drags her back up to her feet. Konrad then hits Zoe with a quick boxing jab combo! He grabs Zoe and once again whips her across the ring. This time, Zoe is ready to strike--leaping into the air and hitting Konrad with a flying forearm smash in the face! Zoe hits Konrad with a knee shot! She follows it up with a second to the gut! She tries to set Konrad up for a neckbreaker, though Konrad shoves Zoe away. Konrad waits for Zoe to turn around and then charges at her--only to have Zoe leap into the air and hit him with a dropsault! Zoe pops back up to her feet and positions herself over Konrad, landing on him with a standing moonsault! She hooks the leg for a cover.
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Steve White: Zoe not going out without a fight! She turns the tide on Konrad there and puts him down for a near fall! Raab showing the effects of 3 defences in a row here as Zoe shows she’s a lot faster!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe also had to fight on Monday Night though so it should be pretty even! Zoe took control back and now she needs to follow up if she wants to be the champ tonight!
Zoe turns around and heads over toward the nearest turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second rope and waits for Konrad to pull himself back up to his feet. Once Konrad is standing, Zoe leaps off for a missile dropkick! Konrad steps out of the way and Zoe crashes hard to the mat instead! Zoe tries to drag herself back up to her feet, only to have Konrad run at her and connect with a series of vicious knee strikes! Konrad then tries to wrestle Zoe into position for a DDT--only to have Zoe shove him away! Konrad stumbles a step before regaining his balance and charges at Zoe. Konrad gets caught in a small package.
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Both wrestlers pull themselves back up to their feet. Zoe tries to step toward Konrad to grab him--only to have Konrad knee her in the midsection then springboard off of the second ropes and his her with a dropkick! Konrad quickly covers.
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Steve White: Very close! Back and forth action and Zoe giving Raab a run for his money tonight but Raab is fighting back tough and giving it his all!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe really wants that Junior Heavyweight title and Konrad really wants to hold onto it! Raab coming off the ropes there with that springboard dropkick and he can’t believe Zoe kicked out of that!
Konrad grabs Zoe and whips her into the corner! Konrad runs up for a corner splash but Zoe dives out of the way and Konrad eats the corner hard! He holds his chest and shoulder in pain as Zoe jumps up and snaps a big Enziguri right into his head! Konrad is down! The fans are going wild and Zoe climbs to the top rope as they cheer! Zoe leaps off for a flying splash but Raab rolls away and she hits the mat flat with big impact! Zoe is hurt and Raab tries to get up using the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe with a big miss there and that might cost her this one dammit! If she connected Zoe would be the champion right now! This match is incredible!
Steve White: This match is what a Jr Heavyweight contest SHOULD be! Raab has defended this title a lot of times and has been one of the best Jr Heavyweight Champions in EHWF but tonight he has a big task ahead of him in Zoe McDraven!
Konrad gravs Zoe by the head and goes to hit her with a snapmare but Zoe knocks him in the head! Zoe takes Konrad down with a sidekick to the head! Konrad goes down and Zoe runs up and springboards off of the second rope for a moonsault! Konrad raises his knees up and Zoe lands straight on them! Zoe yells in pain and Konrad starts to climb the turnbuckle! Zoe gets up holding her midsection! Konrad leaps off of the top rope and hits Zoe with a big crossbody and the fans go nuts! Konrad covers Zoe, hooking both legs!
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Chuck Thompson: KONRAD RAAB! Raab aerial manoeuvre there with a huge cross body but SOMEHOW Zoe kicks out of that one! Zoe McDraven just won’t let go!
Steve White: Zoe seems un-beatable here but Raab with that impressive sky high move might have bought a rush of momentum off of that one!
Raab picks Zoe up and dishes her into the corner! He runs up but Zoe jumps up and he runs face first into her boot! Zoe gets up on the top rope and leaps off, taking Raab out with a big flying heel kick! Raab is down! Zoe signals for the end! Raab gets up and Zoe fires Shockwave! Raab catches Zoe by her leg and falls down with her, locking her in the Ice Lock! Zoe yells in pain as Raab gets her locked in and wrenches back on the ankle! Zoe is too good at submissions and stands up! She drops down and monkey flips Raab on the mat and then counters with Kinetic Energy around his neck as the fans go wild! Raab is going red and he can’t take much more as Zoe wrenches back! Raab uses his size to get up and grab the ropes then push back and knock Zoe off of him to the mat! It took it’s toll on Raab! He turns around and swings a boxing right but Zoe ducks it and bounces off of the ropes! Zoe fires Shockwave but Raab ducks the kick and grabs Zoe from behind then plants her with the Frozen Pin right on her neck with impact as the fans get to their feet!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: The winner of this match and STILL the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab!
Chuck Thompson: Well that’s it! It’s over! It’s done! Konrad Raab retains after a close call and a great effort from Zoe McDraven! What an incredible contest and a great title defense!
Steve White: An amazing match by these two but Konrad Raab comes out on top and I couldn’t have thought of a better way to start Mayhem 250 off!
Zoe gets up and has a stare down with Raab. They come close and shake hands as the fans go wild! Raab turns and holds his title up for the fans as we fade out.
We come backstage where Fernandez Gomez is backstage in his office! The fans all boo as they watch him on the tron but Gomez smirks behind his desk and adjusts his expensive suit collar.
Fernandez Gomez: Ladies and Gentlemen I want to give a big shout out to everyone here for Mayhem 250! My creation has surely stood the test of time!
All the fans boo Gomez as he smirks.
Fernandez Gomez: I am a man who knows when I am defeated and at Aces High I was defeated by Michael Rissi, Killer Carter, Wilmer Patacky and Sah’ta Thor! I have given all of these people what they want - including Michael Rissi who has been successful in getting his little cousin Arcus D’Rocco off of suspension!
All of the fans go NUTS for Arcus!
Fernandez Gomez: That’s right! Rissi wanted Arcus back and that’s what he’s gonna get. After tonight he will be off probation and suspension and he will be back live on Retribution to compete in the Retribution Royale!
The fans are going wild! Gomez puts his hand out as to say don’t celebrate too soon.
Fernandez Gomez: I am a man who knows when he’s beaten but I am also a man who doesn’t take losing so well… so here’s what I’ve done. Rissi may have got the suspension lifted but in the contract - if I am to lift the suspension, I am allowed to apply any stipulation I wish to his first match back!
The fans all wildly start booing once again! Gomez laughs to himself and shakes his head, disgusted in the fans.
Fernandez Gomez: If Arcus D’Rocco doesn’t win the Retribution Royale and go onto Final Destination: Scars and Stripes to fight for the EHWF Championship… He will be FIRED! Fired for good from EHWF! He must win to keep his contract!!
The fans go wild with boos and drown Gomez out who takes it all in and laughs.
Fernandez Gomez: That’s right! If Arcus doesn’t win the Retribution Royale - he’s fired as per his contract now states! Good luck Arcus! You’re gonna need it!
The tron flickers off as the fans all boo. The camera starts to pan across back to the ring!
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Illa Isabella: This following Hardcore Contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship!
Mark Revere’s music hits and the fans are going wild! He comes out on the stage and looks around. He nods and rans down the ramp. He slides into the ring and celebrates with the fans, waiting for his match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… Mark Revere!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And now his opponent… The Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
DING DING DING!!
The bell sounds and Black Man and Mark Revere circle each other! They lock up and Black Man gets an elbow in and tries to power Mark into the corner but Mark knees Black Man in the gut! Mark hits Black Man with a few big forearms to the back but then Black Man hoists Mark up and drives him into the corner back first hard! Black Man hits Mark with big corner thrusts and the fans get behind the action! Black Man backs off and runs up for a big corner clothesline but Mark jumps up and Black Man runs right into his boot! Mark comes off of the second rope with a springboard dropkick and Black Man goes down! Black Man stumbles to the outside and Mark raises his arms as the fans get behind the underdog!
Steve White: Mark Revere - the young rookie is taking it to the legend and hall of famer Black Man right now as these two go head to head with one of the most prestigious titles in all of wrestling on the line!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man with big hard shots and Mark Revere with high flying and quick offense there! Their styles contrast each other but it’s gonna be a huge contest for the Hardcore Championship tonight!
Black Man is on a knee against the apron trying to recover but Mark slides out of the ring and plummets a fist into his back! Black Man concealed a steel panel from under the ring and smacks it over Mark Revere’s head! Mark falls against the ring post! Black Man hits Mark in the back with another shot and the fans cheer! Black Man swings it again but Mark ducks it and Black Man hits the panel against the ring post! Mark boots Black Man in the gut and he drops the panel! Mark pulls Black Man over and runs him into the barricade! Black Man yells out, holding his back but Mark runs up and dropkicks Black Man over the barricade and Black Man ends up in the front row as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Black Man with a brutal assault with that steel panel there but Mark Revere turns the tables yet again and as both men take chunks out of each other - Mark gets the upper hand!
Chuck Thompson: Mark dropkicking Black Man into the damn front row there! That was an intense dropkick right there and Black Man may be in for a run here!
Mark reaches over and grabs Black Man by the hair and pulls him up over the barricade but Black Man brings Mark’s head down and bounces it off of the barricade! Mark falls and Black Man steps over back to the outside! Black Man reaches down and grabs a kendo stick! Black Man hits Mark in the back with a kendo stick shot! Mark yells out in pain but Black Man hits him with the kendo stick in the gut! Black Man then steps over and gets the kendo stick across Mark’s neck and starts to choke him out with it! Mark struggles but he gets his leg up from behind and low blows Black Man! The fans are on their feet! Black Man lets go and Mark snatches the kendo stick! Mark hits Black Man in the head with the kendo stick swat! Black Man is dazed and turns around and Mark snaps the kendo stick over Black Man’s back! Black Man goes down and lies on the floor in pain! Mark runs up and jumps onto the barricade then hits Black Man with a moonsault off of it on the outside as the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: WOW! Mark Revere is taking it to Black Man! Black Man fighting back but Mark with that kendo stick assault and then that massive leaping moonsault from the barricade crushes Black Man!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man does NOT want to lose here tonight and if Mark Revere is gonna keep taking risks like that, Black Man is gonna be in real trouble here!
Mark picks Black Man up and dishes out a right hand to Black Man! Mark runs up for a running move but Black Man plants Mark with a big spinebuster on the outside floor! The fans are going wild as Black Man dishes out a few boots on Mark Revere who is bleeding from his mouth! Black Man comes over and picks up a steel chair as the fans get loud! Black Man holds up the chair and they boo! Black Man hits Mark down on the floor with a chair shot then another one then another then another! The fans are on their feet! Black Man holds up the bent chair and tosses it away as he insults Mark on the floor and picks him up! Black Man hoists Mark up on his shoulder and goes to run him head first into the ring post but Mark thumbs Black Man in the eye and drops off of his back then shoves Black Man into the ring post and Black Man hits the floor, bleeding from his forehead as the fans are going wild!
Steve White: Black Man powering Mark Revere around and really putting the pain to him but Mark Revere turns the tie AGAIN and shoves Black Man into the ring post!
Chuck Thompson: That was intense! Mark Revere turning the tables with a thumb to the eye on Black Man and now Black Man is bleeding bad from the head off the ring post shot! This one is heating up and the fans love it!
Mark gets up on the apron as Black Man stumbles to his feet but Mark runs off of the apron and leaps in the air, hitting Black Man with a flying somersault body block, taking Black Man down as the fans go wild! Mark is back up and Black Man tries to crawl away in pain! Mark stops Black Man and slaps him across his head as he’s on his hands and knees! Black Man puts his hands out, asking for mercy but Black Man moves forward and low blows Mark Revere as the fans boo! Mark goes down and Black Man smirks as he wipes blood away and tries to recover! He does eventually and runs up to Mark who is on his hands and knees, punting him in the ribs! Black Man takes out a table from under the ring and the fans are going wild! Mark slowly gets up but Black Man runs the table into Mark and Mark’s head and chest bounce off of the table! Black Man turns to the side of the ring and sets up the table!
Steve White: Black Man dropping Mark Revere there and taking back control then running the table square into the chest and head of Mark Revere which might turn things in Black Man’s favor!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man’s experience comes into play there as Black Man starts to get the upper hand with a mean low blow, a few high shots and a table shot! This is one incredible defence tonight here on Mayhem 250!
Black Man grabs Mark and picks him up going for a suplex through the table but Mark kicks around and gets back on the floor then turns Black Man around and goes for a suplex but Black Man is too heavy and knees Mark in the side! Mark shoves Black Man into the table and bounces his head off of the table! Black Man gets an elbow in and bounces Mark’s head off of the table as both men hit the floor! Black Man reaches under the ring and pulls out a bag. He smirks and holds it up as it’s full of thumb tacks! The fans are going nuts! Black Man holds the bag up and starts emptying the thumb tacks all over the table and on the floor! He takes a hand full and tosses them in the face of the downed Mark Revere as the fans are all on their feet!
Steve White: NO!! No! No! No! This is too far! Black Man with the table set up and now he’s putting thumb tacks all over the place! This is fucked! What’s he gonna do!
Chuck Thompson: He’s had enough of Mark Revere tonight! Mark Revere has shocked Black Man here tonight and surprised the fans and that would be killing Black Man inside right now!
Black Man picks Mark up and tries to suplex him through the table! Mark notices the tacks and his eyes go wide! He gets out of Black Man’s grasp and punches him in the side and snaps a kick before going for a suplex of his own! Black Man counters it into a spinebuster through the damn table and thumb tacks as the fans go WILD! The fans are on their feet as Mark Revere is yelling in pain as he bleeds with a hundreds of tacks in his back and arms! The fans are going nuts! Black Man smirks and berates the yelling Mark Revere on the floor!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Spinebuster through the table on the tacks! Mark Revere is done! Mark Revere is cooked! He’s bleeding, yelling in pain and studded with thumb tacks!
Chuck Thompson: BRUTAL! Black Man putting Mark through the damn table and the thumb tacks there and this one is over! What a ruthless match this has been!
Black Man grabs a hurt and groggy Mark and rolls him in the ring! Black Man taunts the fans and jumps up on the apron but Mark forces himself up and hits Black Man with a pele kick from inside the ring! He snaps the kick right off of Black Man’s head and Black Man falls off of the apron down to the floor and thumb tacks! Black Man screams in pain as he rolls around in the tacks! Mark slides out, bleeding and full of tacks but forces himself up, grabbing Black Man and running him into the steel steps! The fans are going nuts! Mark rolls Black Man in the ring and then goes under the ring and tosses in a trash can, a steel chair and a kendo stick as the fans go wild! Mark slides in the ring and yells for Black Man to get up!
Steve White: Jumping kick, Black Man falling to the floor and falling into the damn thumb tacks! That’s intense! Mark Revere REFUSING to lose here tonight and this is the type of match the HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP is MEANT to be defended in!
Chuck Thompson: Mark Revere tossing in a bunch of weapons! He’s hurt, he’s bleeding but he wants to win the Hardcore Championship here tonight! He won’t give up! He won’t die here!
Mark Revere goes over Black Man to pick him up but Black Man boots him in the balls and he goes down! Black Man wipes some blood and tacks off of him and stands up! Black Man grabs a chair and cracks it over Mark’s back when he gets up! Black Man tosses the chair aside and waits for Mark to get up! Mark gets up and Black Man boots Mark in the gut and goes for Black Stunn but Mark shoves Black Man into the ropes! Black Man bounces back and Mark dropkicks Black Man down to the mat! Mark Revere covers Black Man!
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Black Man kicks out!
Mark grabs a kendo stick and swats it down on Black Man’s bleeding torso as he yells out in pain! Mark yells for Black Man to get up! Black Man in pain slowly gets to his feet! Mark raises the kendo stick up high above his head to finish Black Man but Black Man boots Mark Revere in the gut then hits him with Black Stunn outta nowhere! Black Man covers as the fans all get up to their feet!
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Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT!? Mark Revere kicked out of Black Stunn! Mark Revere just won’t lose and Black Man is in shock! Black Man being humbled here tonight and Mark Revere is showing what he;’s made the fuck of!
Chuck Thompson: Mark Revere fought and won at Aces High for this chance and he knows this opportunity might not come around again! He’s trying his heart out tonight because he knows what’s at stake!
Black Man can’t believe it! He gets on top of Mark and bashes his head with a ground and pound of lefts and right as we see blood spatter on the canvas! The fans are going wild! Black Man gets Mark up and tosses him into the corner hard! Black Man goes for the corner move but Mark just won’t give up and he elbows Black Man in the face on impact! They both stumble out! Black Man picks up the steel chair and nubs it right in Mark’s gut! Black Man drops the chair on the mat and goes for a DDT into the chair but Mark twists out of it and gets Black Man in for The Sure Thing but Black Man shoves Mark into the ropes and hits Mark with a Black Stunn with Mark hitting the air off of impact and landing on the trashcan! Black Man gets on top of Mark and puts his hand over his face and hooks both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL The Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
Steve White: It’s over! It’s over! Black Man puts an end to this one with another Black Stunn with Mark landing on the trashcan! Black Man retains but it’s by the skin of his ballsack! Black Man wins but he’s humbled tonight by the rookie!
Chuck Thompson: WHAT. A. MATCH! Black Man wins but Mark Revere makes a name for himself tonight! Great defense!
Black Man comes over and stomps on Mark Revere before rolling him out of the ring. A hurt and groggy Black Man holds up his title and falls in the corner as his music plays. He holds the title belt up high and flips off the booing fans as we fade out to a promo for the Main Event!
The stage is set. The lights flash a mystic green.
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Ryan Morgan explodes onto the stage wearing green cargo pants and a black string t-shirt. He has black military boots on which read 'The Showman of yesteryear'
His hair is noticeably styled and looks much more slick than recent months. He has a light stubble.
The Passionate Performer storms to the ring and grabs a mic hyping up the arena.
Ryan Morgan: The last time you saw me in this ring, I was a beaten, bloodied mess on the canvass. The last time you saw me in the backstage area, I was being read my last rights. Listen you kingpin piece of shit and you enforcer piece of garbage... Ryan Morgan doesn't fucking die!
Passion pours from The Former World Champion. He smirks and nods.
Ryan Morgan: Look, I admit it. I came back to EHWF and went a bit crazy, had a lot of fun and did some stupid ass shit. That's done now though. You are now getting THE AUTHENTIC Ryan Morgan...
He clenches his first.
Ryan Morgan: This twenty year game is over, Kingpin. I'm coming for my son..
The fans seem confused, as Morgan brings a son into the equation.
Ryan Morgan: And do you know what that means? It means I'm coming for you... But more, much more than that. I'm coming for your family, for your empire. I'm coming for your life.
Morgan grins with evil intent.
Ryan Morgan: I'm coming for your soul...
Morgan clenches his fist again as we fade to a commercial break.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a Mini Retribution Royale where the winner will gain the number 15 entry into the Retribution Royale match next week!
All of the lights go down and Through the Valley plays throughout the arena. Out comes Jim the clown with balloons and a manic smile on his painted face. He walks down the ramp to a mixed reaction, not interacting with the fans. He drags himself up on the ropes and into the ring. The giant stands tall in the ring and lets his balloons go while his music fade out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Jim The Clown!
The hard synthetic beats of 'Dirt' play out through the arena speakers, the glitch-sounding synthetic sound glitching through the speakers as an image of a static-filled forest fill the entrance ramp's video screen. Through the fog, a silhouette can be seen as Aurora Ray gets down on her knees, looking as if in prayer as the first few lyrics of the song play out through the arena.
INTO DUST, WE GO
DIRT, GUM, HAIR AND SNOW
INTO DUST, WE GO
DIRT, GUM, HAIR AND SNOW
Ray emerges from the fog, a wide smile on her face as she tries to play to a crowd that clearly has no interest in doing so. She shrugs as she forward rolls down the ramp, landing on her knees and throwing her arms up in the air as the forest on the screen lights up with 'flames.' She springs to the apron, pulling herself up and onto the ropes, before springing into the center of the ring. She enters a sitting position, posing for a camera as it comes up close and pressing her fist under her chin with a vacant smile before drawing a 'line' across her throat with her thumb.
Illa Isabella: And now… Aurora Ray!
Sidius Grimm’s music hits and he comes out on the stage. He looks around and makes his way down the ramp. He walks around the ring and comes up the steel steps onto the apron. He comes inside the ring and looks over at the crowd and raises his arms as he waits for the rest of his partners tonight.
Illa Isabella: And next… Sidius Grimm!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next… Chemic!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And making his way to the ring… Cliff Maxwell!
Mr Katz comes out to "Dream On" - Aerosmith, he enters the ring under the bottom ropes and proceeds to roll around before getting on the top turnbuckle and waving to the fans.
Illa Isabella: And Now… Mr. Katz
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Illa Isabella: And Next… Emilio Gonzalos!
"Turn Down for What" - DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Illa Isabella: Now… Making his way to the ring… Sah’ta Thor!
“Woad to Ruin” By Hans Zimmer starts to play as the arena lights starts to flicker red on and off to the beat of the song. After about ten seconds Blood Red steps out from the back of the arena and raises his hand. Bringing it rapidly down red syrup drops from the ceiling over the audience. While the music continues to play Blood slowly starts down the ramp and then stops about halfway down. Once there he lifts both arms to the sides and as he does the ramp is lined in fire. Once the fire starts the syrup drips stop and Blood Red continues to the ring, Once in the ring he lowers the hood of his robe tossing it out of the ring and kneels in the center of the ring to stare up the ramp to await his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And Next… Blood Red!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And Lastly… Misty Vega!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and these 10 competitors all look across from each other, weary as they know what’s on the line tonight! The fans are going nuts but the attention turns to Emilio Gonzalos who will clearly be the biggest threat - literally! Emilio roars and Mr. Katz, Aurora and Thor swarm him! They attack him with body shots and the like but Emilio tosses them all off! Emilio runs up and levels Blood Red with a big body block! Misty runs over to the corner out of harms way! Jim The Clown - the equally tall monster stands across from Emilio and starts laughing! Jim is laughing maniacally as the fans get behind it and the rest of the wrestlers watch these two in the ring! Jim runs up and dishes out a right hand to Emilio! Emilio responds and the two get into a fist fight between two monsters! The fans are going wild!
Steve White: This match starts out but Emilio Gonzalos with his size is the clear favourite here! How the heck are you supposed to eliminate this beast! Remember the number 15 spot - exactly 50% of the Retribution Royale is up for grabs!
Chuck Thompson: Another beast in Jim The Clown - the almost 7 foot behemoth is taking on Emilio as these two start to brawl like King Kong and Godzilla!
Emilio pushes Jim back and whips him into the corner then hits him with a massive corner body block! Thor and Mr. Katz jump Emilio from behind but he tosses them off easily! Thor is up but Emilio clotheslines him back down! Misty Vega is in the corner with Aurora Ray, stomping her out! Chemic is being double teamed by Sidius and Cliff on the other side of the ring while Blood Red picks Thor up from the mat and tries to eliminate him! The fans are going wild and Misty Vega tosses Aurora Ray over the top rope! Aurora catches herself but Misty hits Aurora with a Mist Effect right in the head and Aurora falls to the outside!
Illa Isabella: Aurora Ray is eliminated!
Steve White: Misty Vega with a quick elimination there and now we’re down to 9 more people but that quick elimination isn’t going to mean much if they can’t get Emilio out!
Chuck Thompson: Thor almost eliminated there by Blood Red and Sidius and Cliff double teaming Chemic in the corner there as the fans are watching this one eagerly!
Misty runs up and boots Thor in the gut then starts hammering Blood Red with hammerfists in the face! Jim runs up and hits Emilio with a running big boot to the head then the two monsters hit the ropes and try to eliminate each other! Chemic hits Sidius and Cliff with a double clothesline! Emilio and Jim continue to brawl until Emilio picks Jim up and plants him with Supreme Slam and the fans go nuts! Emilio gets up and takes down Thor and Blood Red with a double clothesline! Emilio gets a smoke bomb in the face from Chemic and he falls to the ropes, coughing! Misty, Chemic and Mr. Katz try and eliminate Emilio over the top rope but it’s no good! Emilio throws all of them off! Mr. Katz goes for Spearmint but it has no effect on Emilio and Mr. Katz ends up hurting himself, bouncing right off of Emilio’s gut! Emilio picks Katz up and presses him overhead before tossing him to the outside!
Illa Isabella: Mr. Katz is eliminated!
Steve White: Emilio eliminates Mr. Katz easily and it looks like nothing can stop Emilio in the ring right now. Not even the giant Jim The Clown!
Chuck Thompson: Whoever wins this one gets to enter the Royale at number 15 next week which is a big advantage!
Jim The Clown runs up from behind with a big boot to Emilio and it does damage! Jim swings Emilio to the ropes and tries to eliminate him! Emilio gets Jim up but can’t get him over! Jim and Emilio hammer each other with big shots before Jim rakes Emilio’s eyes! The fans are going wild! Blood Red and Chemic try to eliminate them from behind but the monsters simply toss them off! Jim with another boot to the chest of Emilio almost gets rid of him but Emilio grabs Jim, headbutts him them tosses him over the top rope to the outside floor as the fans go wild for the action in the ring!
Illa Isabella: Jim The Clown is eliminated!
Steve White: Jim The Clown couldn’t mess with the monster Emilio and Emilio eliminates him! Now Emilio has not challenge of size in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Emilio wants this win and he’s probably gonna get it!
Emilio picks up Thor and plants him with a chokeslam! The same is done to Blood Red as Emilio dominates! Cliff Maxwell runs to the other side of the ring! Emilio wraps his hand around Chemic’s throat but Chemic spits red mist in Emilio’s face! Emilio yells in pain and falls to the ropes holding his eyes! Cliff, Sidius and Misty all run up and try to get him over the top rope! It’s no good Emilio tosses them off but he’s still blinded! Chemic runs up and hits him with a big boot to Emilio’s chest! Thor and Blood Red swarm Emilio! Sidius and Misty join in and they get him over the top rope and eliminate him to the floor outside! The fans go wild!
Illa Isabella: Emilio Gonzalos is eliminated!
Steve White: WOW! Everyone works together and eliminates Emilio Gonzalos right there! He’s gone! He’s finished! Now it’s anyone’s game!
Chuck Thompson: Emilio is gone and we’re down to the last remaining few here in the min royale!
Cliff orders Sidius up and Sidius runs up, saving Cliff by taking Thor out with a fameasser! Blood Red swings but Sidius with another fameasser to him! Misty hits Chemic with a flying shoulder block! She tries to follow up from behind and eliminate Sidius Grimm but Cliff clubs her in the back and Cliff and Sidius toss her over the top rope to the outside floor eliminating her!
Illa Isabella: Misty Vega is eliminated!
Steve White: Misty Vega is gone! Sidius and Cliff working together and that’s another huge advantage there!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff making Sidius do the heavy lifting there but it’s working for the both of them!
Blood Red gets a knee in on Chemic! Cliff picks up Thor and hits him with a right hand and Thor is dizzy after that one! They start to brawl but Sidius gets a shoulder in on Thor’s kidney and he goes down! Cliff picks Thor up but Thor twists out of it and hits Cliff with a lariat! Sidius hits Thor with a knee strike to the head! Thor is groggy and stumbles backwards! Thor signals that he will be the champ and hits a running Sidius with a big boot! Cliff is up and Thor runs up for a clothesline but Cliff ducks it and Thor clotheslines Sidius over to the outside! The fans go wild!
Illa Isabella: Sidius Grimm is eliminated!
Steve White: Sidius Grimm is out! Thor eliminates Sidius after Cliff ducks it! That clothesline was meant for Cliff!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff very cunning there but now he’s gonna eliminate Thor! Watch out!
Cliff is pissed and he dumps Thor over the top rope but Thor hangs on as he tries to fight Cliff off! Blood Red gets booted in the gut and then Chemic hits him with Chemical Plant! Thor thrusts back into the ring and gets back in then tosses Cliff to the mat! Thor with a low blow puts Cliff down for good as he berates him! Chemic spins Thor around then plants him on his head with Chemical Plant! The fans go nuts! It looks like Thor is out of it or having a seizure! Chemic can’t follow up as Blood Red boots Chemic in the balls from behind then grabs Chemic and tosses him over the top rope for the elimination!
Illa Isabella: Chemic is eliminated!
Steve White: Blood Red eliminates Chemic there! Blood Red has stated no more messing around - he’s gonna win this Retribution Royale and become champ!
Chuck Thompson: Blood Red with that tough elimination there and now we’re down to three!
Cliff comes up behind Blood Red and tries to toss him out but Blood Red reverses it and tosses Cliff over the top rope! Cliff saves himself! Thor gets up and he starts arguing with Blood Red! The old friends get heated! Thor says he’ll get the EHWF Championship and Blood Red tells him his time is over! They trade blows and Thor can’t hang on! He’s dizzy and Blood Red drops him! Cliff comes in and tosses Thor into the corner! Cliff puts his hands out to Blood Red and tells him they need to work together! Cliff and Blood Red hit Thor with corner stomps and they double team him as a bleeding and hurt Thor is down! Blood Red gets Thor up on his back and tries to eliminate him but Thor holds onto the ropes! Blood Red turns around as Thor elbows him in the head! Blood Red drops Thor over the top rope to the apron! The fans are going nuts! Blood Red boots Thor down and tries to push him out with his boot! Blood Red yells at Cliff for help but Cliff notices Thor is in bad shape so Cliff runs up and tosses Blood Red out of the ring from behind! Blood Red can’t believe it and Cliff smirks and laughs as the refs have to hold him back!
Illa Isabella: Blood Red is eliminated!
Steve White: Blood Red eliminated by Cliff Maxwell after Cliff lulled him into a false sense of security and betrayed him!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell backstabbed Blood Red and now Cliff Maxwell and Sah’ta Thor are gonna duke it out! Thor said it’s his time and he’s coming for the EHWF Championship yet again but Cliff Maxwell has slithered his way the whole way here!
Thor rolls back into the ring but he’s hurt and bleeding and abnormally dizzy and groggy! Cliff picks up Thor and whips him into the ropes! Thor stops himself against the ropes as Cliff runs up and Thor elbows Cliff in the face! Thor grabs Cliff and tosses him into the ropes and tries to eliminate him! It’s no good! They grapple around as the fans go wild but Thor hits Cliff with a rake to the back! The fans are on their feet! Cliff punches Thor in the gut then grabs him behind, locking him in the Graham Clutch! Thor is getting wrenched in pain but Thor breaks out of it and tosses Cliff into the ropes! Thor goes to clothesline him over but Cliff jumps a boot into a running Thor! Cliff goes for Power Punch but Thor ducks it and lifts Cliff up on his shoulder! Cliff thrashes around and he’s too heavy as Thor goes for Parasite Eve! Cliff with a thumb to the eye, slides off of Thor’s back as Thor can’t get it! Cliff shoves Thor into the ropes then hits him with Power Punch right in the jaw and Thor goes over the top rope, half knocked out and falls to the outside floor as the fans all boo!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Cliff Maxwell!
Steve White: Cliff Maxwell does it! The cunning asshole holds on and wins this one and now he’s gonna enter the Royale at number 15!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell tosses out Thor last and he played this one perfectly!
Thor slides back in the ring and hits Cliff in the back from behind as the fans cheer! Thor grabs Cliff for a Parasite Eve but Sidius slides in and hits Thor with a snap kick across his torso! Thor bounces off of the ropes when he drops Cliff and ducks a double clothesline from then but Thor hits both Cliff and Sidius with a diving body block!
Steve White: Cliff and Sidius double teaming Thor here after the match but Thor its fighting back!
Chuck Thompson: Thor fighting back right now but WATCH OUT!!
Thor gets up and turns around but Cesar Rose comes in from behind and levels Thor with a massive high impact lariat! The fans boo and Thor is down!
Steve White: Cesar Rose taking Thor out and now he’s helping out his boss and Sidius! Thor in trouble!
Cliff and Sidius get up and start stomping out Thor! Cliff, Sidius and Cesar grab Thor by his arms and legs and lift him up high in the air and then slam him down hard on the canvas! The fans are booing and Thor rolls out of the ring in pain as Cliff raises his arms and orders Cesar to get him a mic!
Cliff Maxwell: You are looking at your NUMBER FIFTEEN entrant into the Retribution Royale and the FUTURE EHWF Champion! Sah’ta Thor? His time is over! Blood Red?! How could someone as pathetic as him think he could be champion? Chemic!? Don’t make me laugh! Emilio Gonzalos - that puppet for Fernandez Gomez - give me a break. I WILL BE CHAMPION AND I WILL WIN THE ROYALE NEXT WEEK!
Steve White: Wow! Thor put down and Cliff Maxwell making a huge claim!
Chuck Thompson: And sending a message to everyone else in the Retribution Royale at the same time!
Cesar and Sidius hoist Cliff up on their shoulders and hold him up as he celebrates and raises his arms up to the booing fans. We fade out.
We cut backstage to find EHWF interviewer, Patricia Downs, standing by with a microphone in hand and a smile on her face.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time, former Hardcore Champion, Nathaniel Nitro and EHWF’s newest acquisition, Mina Wilk!
The camera pans out to reveal both Nathaniel Nitro and Mina Wilk standing beside the interviewer. Nitro with his arms folded as he stares off in the distance with a look of intense focus plastered across his face while Wilk has a smile on her face as she nods to the interviewer.
Patricia Downs: Well I’ll start with you, Mina, if you don’t mind… first of all, it’s great to have you here in EHWF, welcome… I know you haven’t been here for very long but what do you think so far?
Mina has her hands behind her back, rocking on her Chuck Taylors.
Mina Wilk: Well, I was watching before I got hired, and there’s so many great people here. And the best person right beside me.
Nitro breaks out of his focused trance and glances over to his girlfriend and smiles.
Patricia Downs: Well tonight, you’ll get to see Nathaniel here wrestle in person for the first time, which brings me to you now, Nathaniel. You’re going up against Killer Carter in what is expected to be one Hell of a hard-hitting contest… what are your thoughts?
He strokes his right hand through his beard as he breathes in and slowly exhales through his nose.
Nathaniel Nitro: My thoughts are simple, Patricia. Carter and I have had a similar start to our careers here in EHWF. We both won championships relatively early on, then unfortunately lost them and now we’re on paths to win gold again. She’s a tough competitor who values this sport heavily, and I have a lot of respect for her. But I am a second generation wrestler! And given that Carter took it to the currently undefeated World Champion, Ana Somnia, and has come closest to being the one to dethrone her? This match is huge for me! If I walk out victorious? That skyrockets my chances of one again holding gold here and THAT is why I’m going to give her the fight of her life tonight!
The interviewer nods before turning her attention back to Wilk.
Patricia Downs: And what about your thoughts, Mina? Are you looking forward to seeing Nathaniel compete and what do you think his chances are in tonight’s match against such a formidable opponent in Killer Carter?
Mina Wilk: Nothing against Miss Carter, she’s big and bad and I respect what you can do. However, my wolf man here, he’s on a mission. WE are on a mission and it starts here tonight. The thing about us is that we are like Covid to Ana Somnia. Nate is the first wave, I am the second. While I’ve yet to prove myself here yet, I will. And they should be afraid.
Wilk then lets out a loud wolf howl from the top of her lungs as Nitro smirks and nods in agreement.
Patricia Downs: Well, Nathaniel… Mina… thank you for your time. Good luck in your match tonight, Nathaniel and we’ll look forward to seeing you in action in the near future, Mina.
Both Nitro and Wilk nod in appreciation towards the interviewer before they both walk past her and off camera as we cut elsewhere.
We cut to ringside where Illa Isabella is standing with a microphone in hand and a smile on her face.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for--
The opening to “The Gun Show” by In This Moment begins to play through the PA system, causing Isabella to stop mid-sentence and when the song kicks into full swing, Killer Carter marches out onto the stage. Turning her back to the ramp, she stretches out her arms and displays the devil’s horns with her hands before swiftly turning back around and storming down the ramp.
Steve White: Looks like KC isn’t wasting any time here.
Chuck Thompson: She’s always ready for a fight, Steve, we know that.
Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she rolls under the bottom rope and heads to the center of the ring, outstretches her arms and displays the devil horns again before asking the ring announcer for her microphone and she’s handed it as “The Gun Show” fades out.
Killer Carter: First of all, I want to apologise for cutting you off Illa… and don’t worry… I’m going to keep this short and sweet and let Nate come out here for our match…
The behemoth paces the ring a little.
Killer Carter: But as you all know, at Aces High, I said that if Team Rissi… the team I was a part of… won their match, I would ask Gomez to give me the right to choose which spot I will enter in the Retribution Royale match.
She smirks as the fans cheer.
Killer Carter: And I know what you’ve all probably been thinking over the past few weeks… given that it’s a 30 person over-the-top rope Battle Royal style match that I’m gonna go ahead and pick number 30…
KC shakes her head and smiles.
Killer Carter: But that’s too easy… and predictable. You see… out of EVERYONE on this roster who has gone toe to toe with Ana Somnia for the World Championship? I’ve come the closest to actually taking it from her!
She strokes her free hand through her hair, still smirking.
Killer Carter: And I know I can take that title from her and the way to prove that is simple. I’m entering the Retribution Royale at the number one spot!
The fans come unglued at the announcement.
Steve White: Wait, what?!
Chuck Thompson: Of all the spots she picked… she chose number one?!
Carter nods.
Killer Carter: You heard me! I’m gonna enter number one and I am gonna go all the way and win the Retribution Royale and prove that I have what it takes to beat Ana Somnia to become World Champion!
KC then tosses the microphone to Isabella as the opening to "The Animal" by Disturbed begins to play across the PA system and a wolf howl is heard before the song kicks in. Once it does so, Nathaniel Nitro slowly walks out onto the stage followed by Mina Wilk who steps in front of him and gets down onto one knee and lets out a wolf howl before the two begin to make their way down the ramp.
Illa Isabella: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring… Killer Carter!
As the two reach the ring, Wilk rolls under the bottom rope while Nitro walks up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes. He then makes his way to the center of the ring while Wilk once again gets down on one knee in front of him and let's out another wolf howl as "The Animal" fades out.
Illa Isabella: And her opponent… being accompanied by Mina Wilk, “The Wolfman” Nathaniel Nitro!
DING DING DING!
The two competitors step up to one another, both mouthing off as it’s become apparent to the EHWF fans that these are two young, brash wrestlers who aren’t afraid to speak their mind, nor do they have a problem having a fight. Eventually, the two begin a slugfest with one another, delivering hard right hands to one another before KC begins to gain the upper hand delivering several right hands in succession.
Steve White: Both of these two young stars started this match bludgeoning each other but now it looks as though Carter has the upper hand.
Chuck Thompson: You have to wonder, now that Nitro has Mina in his corner whether that will affect his performance in the ring, and whether her being out here will be a positive or a negative.
Carter goes for a clothesline, however Nitro ducks it and then fires back with a European uppercut followed by a forearm smash then another European uppercut and then another forearm smash which sends the behemoth staggering back into the ropes. Nitro then whips her off the ropes and when she comes back, he nails her with a spinebuster and hooks the leg.
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Steve White: And Nitro comes back with a flurry of offense before nailing KC with a vicious spinebuster but Carter powers out at one!
Chuck Thompson: Nitro’s as tough as nails but Carter seems to just be superhuman when it comes to her strength and power.
On the outside, Wilk slaps the mat and tells Nitro to keep on the attack before letting out a wolf howl and The Wolfman indeed does exactly that as he delivers a headbutt to Carter once she gets to her feet and then proceeds to lift her up for a suplex, however KC delivers a hard knee to the top of Nitro’s head and then hits him with a suplex of her own.
Steve White: Mina on the outside yelling words of encouragement to her boyfriend there but Nitro wasn’t able to follow through as Carter with the reversal, plants him with a suplex.
Chuck Thompson: It’s that power we mentioned earlier, Steve, despite getting that headbutt… Carter was still able to stop Nitro’s suplex attempt and then hit one of her own.
Carter grabs Nitro by the waist from behind and deadlifts him and nails him with a German suplex, however she keeps a hold and gets back to her feet and hits a second one followed by a third and then bridges for a pin.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: And Carter continues to dominate with that trifecta of German suplexes but Nitro kicks out at two.
Chuck Thompson: What a match we are witnessing here tonight, Steve.
Carter signals for the end as she crouches in the corner, measuring Nitro as he slowly gets to his feet and as soon as he does and turns around, KC charges at him for a spear, however Nitro leapfrogs over her and when she turns to face him, she’s struck with a lightning quick combination consisting of a boxing jab, a European uppercut and a headbutt which sends Carter stumbling as she’s on jelly legs and turns her back to him so Nitro nails her with Burnout The Nitro.
Steve White: Carter tried to put Nitro away with a spear but just like that, Nitro avoids it and follows up with his Fast & Furious combination and then drops her with Burnout The Nitro!
Chuck Thompson: But look! Carter is slowly rolling towards the ropes!
Carter is indeed rolling towards the ropes as Nitro scrambles towards her to stop her so he can make the pin, but he’s too late and KC rolls out of the ring and drops to the floor on the outside. Nitro places his hands on the side of his head in disbelief as Mina calls to him to get Carter back into ring so he quickly rolls out and slowly but surely manages to deadlift Carter up back onto the apron and rolls her back into the ring and then scrambles into a pin.
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KICK OUT!!!
Steve White: NO!!! KILLER CARTER JUST GETS HER SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE THREE!!!
Chuck Thompson: Carter wants to prove here tonight why she’s going to go all the way in the Retribution Royale from the number one spot!
Nitro grabs his beard in frustration as he gets up to his feet and makes a cut throat gesture before letting out a low growling howl before he grabs Carter by the head and lifts her up into a powerbomb position. As he lifts her up for the Nitro Bomb, Carter manages to slip down the back of him and then she hits the ropes and as soon as Nitro turns around, he’s nailed with a vicious spear.
Steve White: Nitro was gonna go for that Powerbomb Lungblower that he calls the Nitro Bomb, but Carter slips down the back of him and almost broke him in half with a vicious spear!
Chuck Thompson: We all thought Nitro had this in the bag, but somehow Carter was able to come back!
Wasting little time, Carter picks Nitro up and lifting him up into a suplex position, she drops him with a Jackhammer and hooks the leg.
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Killer… Carter!
Steve White: Well, what a match that was Chuck! It could have gone either way!
Chuck Thompson: You’re not kidding, Steve. An impressive win there for Carter.
The referee raises KC’s arm in victory as her music plays while Wilk, who is now in the ring is tending to Nitro who is obviously frustrated over the loss as he clutches the back of his neck as he slowly gets to his feet. Carter turns around to face the couple and she points to Nitro and nods before outstretching her fist towards him, after a few moments, Nitro gives her a fist bump and then Carter moves her fist in the direction of Wilk who also accepts the fist bump before KC then leaves the ring and heads up the ramp to the back as we cut elsewhere.
We come back to the backstage area where we see Michael Rissi walking. He walks down the halls of EHWF and through to gorilla, making his way through the area as we hear his music hit in the arena! The camera changes and the fans go BERSERK as the music hits and we see Michael Rissi come out to his pyro! Rissi looks around and hypes up the fans for Mayhem 250! He rushes down to the ring and grabs a mic, waiting for the cheering fans to calm down!
Michael Rissi: I started my career here in EHWF at the end of 2011 - I wasn’t even 20 years old back then. I was amazing, it truly was. When I walked into EHWF Justin Taker was the Chairman and Scorpion was the President and the atmosphere was incredible. EHWF went all the way back to 2008 when Scorpion and Justin Taker broke away from ECWF and decided to start their own thing. It’s a good thing they did because we have the single biggest, most incredible pro wrestling blockbuster company on the planet and it’s not slowing down any time soon!
The fans go NUTS!
Michael Rissi: I’ve been around here almost a decade. I’ve been a wrestler, an owner, a hall of famer. I’ve seen some of the best like Danny Givens, Zoe McDraven and Wilmer Patacky and I’ve seen some of the worst like DGS, Bill Ryder and Drake Coleman. I’ve seen hack after hack come into this company but I’ve also seen some of the greatest who never stepped foot inside EHWF like Kai Stevens and Kieran Overton.
The fans mix between boos and cheers for the mentioned competitions!
Michael Rissi: I won my first EHWF Championship back in 2012 where I destroyed DGS at Scars and Stripes. I destroyed him so bad that when I offered him his rematch, he quit the company, moved overseas, put on a mask and joined the Indies!
The fans all laugh, jeer and boo as Michael Rissi nods along in the ring.
Michael Rissi: Bill Ryder committed a sexual assault. DGS and Silver Kazama got busted for match fixing. Joshua Samson’s lack of creativity drove Anarchy into the ground and EHWF was sold to Major League Baseball after all of the controversy… But then it came back and the roster is better than its always been! Joshua Samson’s dumpster fire of a trash Indy Federation is long dead and buried as it should be and no one has ever head of those other “wrestlers” names again. Now… Now it’s just about the future and I’m honoured to be here at Mayhem 250!
Suddenly all the lights go off and the fans scream. Abomination’s high pitch scratching is heard and the agonising screams in the background go off as we’re left in darkness!
Steve White: The lights are out! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Oh no!
Abomination: Huha… Can you HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME?! It’s all about you isn’t it!? ISN’T IT!?
The lights come back on and Michael looks behind him as we see the terrifying Abomination standing behind. They come face to face and Abomination smirks behind his mask! Abomination hits Michael with a right hand! Michael responds with one of his own and the fans go WILD as a brawl breaks out! They trade blows but Michael looks shocked as Abomination isn’t going down after the massive shots!
Steve White: Abomination! Abomination! Abomination and Michael Rissi are brawling right now!
Chuck Thompson: What the heck is this terrifying freak! If this was anyone else Rissi would have dropped them by now but Abomination isn’t going down!
Abomination thrusts Rissi in the side then in the throat! He grabs Rissi and clenches down on his injured neck! Rissi yells in pain but he hits Abomination with an elbow to get out of it! Abomination boots Rissi in the midsection then hits him with another throat thrust! Rissi is hurt and Abomination bounces off of the ropes! Rissi hoists the running Abomination up and plants him with a massive spinebuster!
Steve White: Spinebuster! Masssive!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi gets the upper hand!
Rissi lines Abomination up! Abomination gets up as the fans cheer! Rissi fires a Superkick but just before Rissi connects, all of the lights go out once again! The fans are scared, some cheering and some in shock but when the lights go back on, Abomination has Rissi in his grasp, back bent backwards, holding him by the head!
Steve White: Lights off before Rissi hit that Superkick!
Chuck Thompson: They’re back on but now somehow Rissi is caught but this horrible freak, Abomination! Oh now!
Abomination drolls out blood onto Rissi’s forehead as he pulls him back and hits him with the Rissi Breaker! Rissi’s head gets dumped into the canvas and the fans are in shock! Abomination rolls out of the ring, laughing maniacally like a mad man! The fans are booing but Abomination looks back at Rissi in the ring as he holds his neck and head!
Abomination: It’s not ABOUT any of that anymore Michael! It’s about defeating you! It’s about handing you your first loss! THIS IS FOR ME more than it is for anyone else! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Rissi laid out by Abomination during his 250 speech! That was brutal! Who is this!?
We cut back to the ring where Illa Isabella is ready to introduce the next match of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and gentlemen...the next contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a hardcore match!
The lights in the arena dim down, as "HandClap" by Fitz & the Tantrums begins to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He looked into the camera and says “150...200...250! And I’m still here!” as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as his entrance music began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce and a quick curtsy-like bow before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first…”Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal wolf design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so.
Illa Isabella: And next...his opponent...Alexandria Kendrick!
She rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, pulling a pair of gloves out from her cleavage and pulling them on, one at a time. They seemed to also have a teal wolf design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises her right fist into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
DING DING DING!
As soon as the bell rings, Alexandria charges out from her corner right at Wilmer! It seems like Wilmer barely has time to dodge underneath a spinning roundhouse kick that was aimed right at his head! Wilmer slips behind Alexandria, shoving her away as he jumps back to put some space between the two.
Steve White: I was surprised that these two actually let the bell ring before they started swinging at each other, but even more surprised that Wilmer nearly had his head kicked off right out of the gate!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria Kendrick showing that she’s not messing around, but we still have no idea why she’s so hell bent on attacking her ex-husband!
As soon as Wilmer had jumped back, Alexandria had already turned and charged once again. She started throwing punch and kick combinations with amazing swiftness. Wilmer could barely keep up, let alone throw in a punch or kick of his own that Alexandria easily blocked. Alexandria kept her offensive rush up, keeping Wilmer on the defensive. She suddenly sends another rocket fast roundhouse at Wilmer’s head, but he suddenly catches her foot at the ankle and steps back to make it harder for Alexandria to keep her balance.
Chuck Thompson: How did Wilmer catch her foot like that? That was incredible, Steve!
Steve White: I’m sure the fact that they used to train together has something to do with it, Chuck.
Wilmer spins around and takes Alexandria down with a spinning sweep. Wilmer then lined Alexandria up for a standing shooting star! Alexandria saw it coming and rolled out of the way right at the last second! Wilmer catches himself on his hands and knees though, and jumps right back up to his feet as Alexandria once again charges right at him. Alexandra goes low with a basement dropkick to Wilmer’s left knee, leaving her right knee up as Wilmer falls face first into her knee!
Steve White: Alexandria moving with lightning speed dodging the standing star press attempt by Wilmer. Showing that she has a slight advantage when it comes to their reaction time!
Chuck Thompson: That low dropkick knocked Wilmer right off of his feet, and then he landed face first into Alexandria’s knee, what a combo!
Wilmer rolls over on the mat, holding his face in pain as Alexandria cracks a wicked grin while climbing to her feet, her eyes locked on Wilmer. Wilmer quickly pushes himself up to his feet and takes a swing at Alexandria, but she catches his arm and uses the momentum to flip him over with a Judo hip toss!
Steve White: Alexandria with a Judo throw on Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer thought he knew Alexandria’s moveset, but in whatever time they’ve spent apart she’s made sure to change it up some!
Alexandria kept a hold of Wilmer’s arm after the throw, as she pulls him over onto his stomach. She then drops down and begins to wrench back on Wilmer’s arm with a Fujiwara armbar! Wilmer acted fast though, as he is able to roll Alexandria over and off of him. As Wilmer is able to climb up to one knee, Alexandria flies in ot of nowhere, wrapping her lags around his neck and grabbing his arm as she locks in a shining triangle choke onto Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria out of nowhere, locking in the License to Kill! Holy shit, Steve! What a return from the former Hardcore Champion right here!
Steve White: Alexandria is a main reason as to why Wilmer was eliminated at Aces High, will she be the one to finally bring Wilmer’s momentum screeching to a halt tonight?
Wilmer is grasping around frantically for the ropes as Alexandria continues to tighten in on the triangle choke. Wilmer tries to push Alexandria up into a pinning position, but she is able to keep one shoulder up at each attempt. Wilmer is finally able to reach out and grab the bottom rope!
Chuck Thompson: I bet Wilmer is really regretting asking for this to be a hardcore match right now. But since there’s no disqualification, grabbing the bottom rope won’t force the referee to break up the hold!
Steve White: I wouldn’t count Wilmer out just yet, Chuck!
Wilmer uses the rope to pull himself and Alexandria closer to the apron. Wilmer then begins to maneuver himself out onto the apron between the bottom and middle ropes while still locked into the License to Kill triangle choke. Alexandria begins to tighten her grip on the choke and keep Wilmer from doing whatever he has planned. Right as Wilmer begins to pull back and bring Alexandria through the ropes with him, she releases the hold! She flips backwards and onto her feet while Wilmer frantically grabs at the rope to keep himself from falling back from the apron. But right as Wilmer pulls himself back to a good balance on the apron he gets met with a spinning back kick from Alexandria, as her leg shoots in between the ropes and cracks Wilmer right in the face! Wilmer falls back hard onto the padded mat outside of the ring!
Steve White: Wilmer’s face just got reintroduced to Alexandria’s foot right there, Chuck! And Wilmer goes down hard!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer might be dead, Steve! Did you hear that smack!? I’m pretty sure that was the back of his head!
Wilmer looks dazed as he looks up while flat out on his back, trying to shake out the cobwebs. Alexandria rolls out of the ring on the opposite side of the ring than Wilmer, looking under the ring for a weapon. Wilmer is starting to climb up to his feet with help from the guardrail, as Alexandria walks around the corner with a kendo stick in hand. She charges in before Wilmer can block, and a loud smack can be heard as she swings the kendo stick and strikes Wilmer right across his exposed stomach!
Steve White: BAH GAWD, Chuck! Look at the welp Wilmer got from that strike!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah Steve, I don’t think Wilmer was thinking clearly when he asked for this to be a hardcore match. I’m starting to think this is exactly what Alexandria wanted!
Wilmer rolled around and let out a cry in pain after the kendo stick strike, before pulling himself up to his feet and showing a red swelling across his upper stomach. Alexandria began to start swinging the kendo stick wildly at Wilmer, striking him over and over again across his arms, head and shoulders as he tries to block them. With each swing, Alexandria lets out a blood curdling scream of anger, leaving welps all over Wilmer, mainly all over his arms. She keeps up the assault, backing Wilmer up against the ringside turnbuckle post. That’s when Alexandria winds back to put more power into the swing, letting out another scream as she swings at full force. Wilmer quickly ducks down and out of the way as the kendo stick strikes against the turnbuckle post! The kendo stick snaps in half, being held together by a strand! When Alexandria turns her attention back to Wilmer she gets met with a running superkick from him!
Steve White: Chuck, Wilmer’s Got Kicks out there! He takes Alexandria down momentarily with a running superkick!
Chuck Thompson: That’s really his first sign of offense tonight, Steve. This match has mainly been all Alexandria so far! Maybe that superkick will swing the momentum over in Wilmer’s favor!
Wilmer uses the apron to help pull himself back up to his feet as Alexandria is the one who is down and trying to shake the cobwebs.Wilmer ducks down and starts to dig around underneath the ring as Alexandria is now climbed up and is crawling towards the ring. All that can be seen of Wilmer is his feet kicking from underneath the ring as he continues to dig around for the perfect weapon while Alexandria is back up to her feet, after she had quickly reached under and grabbed something from under the ring herself. When Alexandria turns to face where Wilmer was, Wilmer is now completely out from under the ring and holding onto a child’s sized baseball bat!
Chuck Thompson: Is that a children’s bat, Steve!? Is it even a real bat, or is it plastic?
Wilmer walks towards Alexandria, pointing the small bat at her. Alexandria reaches over and pops the knuckles in her right hand...or so it seems. Wilmer suddenly dives at her and takes a swing with the small bat. Alexandria quickly ducks underneath the bat before unleashing a huge right uppercut to Wilmer! Wilmer’s head snaps back, as a small amount of blood splatters out of a small cut on Wilmer’s chin as we now see that Alexandria had just slipped on a pair of brass knuckles!
Steve White: While Wilmer was digging around all over for his tiny bat, Alexandria knew exactly where to find what she was looking for. Wilmer has got to be down and out after that uppercut with those brass knuckles on!
Wilmer falls back, seemingly down and out as Alexandria takes a moment to catch her breath. She looks down at her ex-husband before her, and can’t help but crack another wicked grin across her lips. She lets the brass knuckles drop down from her hand, as they had served their purpose. Alexandria lifts Wilmer up and rolls him into the ring underneath the bottom rope, rolling into the ring after him. Alexandria climbs to her feet and sends a quick kick to Wilmer’s left side. Wilmer rolls over in pain, as blood spits out from his mouth. Wilmer starts to try to push himself up onto his knees, but Alexandria drops down with a grapple around his upper body. Alexandria pulls her right leg back, before quickly smashing it into Wilmer’s left shoulder! Wilmer yells out in pain as Alexandria starts to repeatedly slam Wilmer in the head and shoulder with Muay Thai knee strikes!
Steve White: Alexandria is letting out a lot of anger out right here, really bringing the damage to Wilmer right now, Chuck,
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria made sure that Wilmer’s shift in momentum was very short lived. First that uppercut with the brass knuckles, now these brutal knee shots! How is Wilmer even still conscious?
Alexandria lifts Wilmer up by his hair before hooking his head and then lifting him up for a suplex, before spinning around and dropping him into a falcon arrow! Wilmer cringes in pain on the mat as Alexandria sits there, laughing at Wilmer. She falls back and then kips up onto her feet as she locks her eyes on her target, Wilmer. Alexandria moves in and picks Wilmer back up to his feet. She lines him up and then hits him with a thundering knife edge chop to his chest. Wilmer winces in pain as he stumbles back into the turnbuckle. Alexandria backs into the opposite corner, once again lining Wilmer up in her sites. As Wilmer is starting to catch a breath, Alexandria charges straight at him and hits him with a huge corner shining wizard! Alexandria doesn’t waste a second as she bounces off of Wilmer and runs back to the opposing corner as Wilmer stumbles out of the turnbuckle in a daze. Alexandria shoots towards Wilmer again looking to follow up with a running calf kick, but she stops in her tracks when Wilmer goes to dodge out of the way. Instead, Alexandria jumps up and bounces off the ropes, bouncing off and flying right at Wilmer as she connects with a big springboard roundhouse kick!
Steve White: Alexandria with shades of her father, Brandon Bash as she hits the Lethal Injection! Will she capitalize and go for the pin?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think so, Steve. It seems like however this relationship ended, it must have ended badly. Alexandria’s out for blood!
Alexandria is down on one knee as she stares down at Wilmer for a moment before she dives down to make a cover.
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria surprisingly going for a pinfall there. But Wilmer kicks out before the three!
As Alexandria climbs to her feet, she pulls Wilmer along with her back up to his feet. She starts to drag him over to a corner, but Wilmer suddenly pushes her off of him! He charges at her this time and ducks underneath a quick clothesline attempt by Alexandria. She spins around just to see Wilmer springboard off of the middle rope and hit her with a springboard moonsault! Wilmer is quick to be back on his feet as Alexandria kips back up. When Alexandria turns back to face Wilmer, he has already charged at her and he leaps into the air right at her, grabbing her head before dropping down and slamming the top of her head straight into the mat with a snapmare driver!
Steve White: The Alaskan Pipeline! This could be it, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: But no, Steve! He’s going up to the top rope instead! Are we about to see the Great Frog-Bow?
Just as Chuck called it, Wilmer leapt off the top rope and went for the Great Frog-Bow! But no, Alexandria rolls out of the way right at the last second! Wilmer crashes hard, his right elbow smashing right into the mat. He rolls around in pain, grabbing his arm in pain. Alexandria pushes herself up to her feet as she looks over at Wilmer. She quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs the small bat that Wilmer had pulled out from who knows where under the ring earlier. She slides back into the ring as Wilmer has made it back up to his feet. Alexandria charges at Wilmer, swinging the bat right at his head! Wilmer ducks underneath it, spinning behind Alexandria as he hooked her left arm while ducking the swing of the bat. He then reaches over and quickly hooks her right arm before flipping back and hitting a quick tiger suplex! Wilmer uses the momentum to shove Alexandria up and off of him as she lands on her feet while Wilmer is the one who kips up to his feet this time. He quickly runs up and grabs Alexandria’s head. Wilmer hooks her head and then starts running towards a corner turnbuckle.
Steve White: Wilmer going for the Wackness!
Alexandria instead shoves Wilmer face first into the top turnbuckle. Wilmer stumbles back, slowly turning around while doing so. Alexandria is once again charging right at Wilmer, as she launches at him looking for her End Game bicycle knee strike!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria dodged the Wackness, and looks to retaliate with the End Game! But Wilmer dodged out of the way!
Alexandria’s knee smashes into the top turnbuckle! As she stumbles back, her right knee buckles a bit underneath her weight. Wilmer comes up and hooks Alexandria’s arms! He fights against her attempt at stopping him, but Wilmer is able to follow through!
Steve White: The Lubrication Twist! This one is over, Chuck!
Alexandria rolls over after getting hit with the Lubrication Twist. Wilmer rolls over, wincing and holding his head in pain as he takes a second to catch his breath. As Wilmer starts to crawl towards Alexandria to go for the pin, the lights in the arena cut out!
Chuck Thompson: What is going on here!? Who cut the lights? What the hell is going on here!?
A few moments go by as we suddenly see a torch lit on the stage. A glimpse of a man in a blood red cloak can be seen from the flame of the torch. That is when the lights cut back on. The man in the cloak slowly makes his way down the ramp as Wilmer climbs back up to his feet, not taking his eyes off of the cloaked man as Alexandria rolls to the apron on the left.
Steve White: Who in the world is this guy?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know, Steve. But I don’t like the look of this. If this guy pulls out a knife, we’re getting the hell out of here for our own safety!
The man in the cloak makes it all the day down to ringside and holds the torch out. A ringside crew member suddenly runs up and sprays out the torch with a fire extinguisher. The man drops the torch to the ground as Wilmer stares him down. The man reaches up and grabs his hood...as Wilmer can be seen just shaking his head as if he already know who it is. The man pulls the hood back…
Steve White: It’s Alexandria Kendrick’s father! EHWF Legend, Brandon Bash!
Chuck Thompson: You know, as soon as I saw that look on Wilmer’s face, it all clicked. Of course it’s Brandon Bash! Of course Alexandria’s daddy would come out here to make the save!
Wilmer points out at Bash and yells at him in anger, daring him to step into the ring. Bash just laughs at Wilmer while he pulls the cloak off to reveal a nice blood red suit underneath.
Brandon Bash: How stupid do you think I am? As stupid as you?
Wilmer’s right eyebrow cocks up at Bash’s words, as he quickly turns around just to get smashed right on the head with a huge chair shot from Alexandria! Wilmer crashes down to the mat fast and hard as blood begins to trickle out from a cut on his forehead! Alexandria drops the chair down right in the center of the ring as she then mounts Wilmer and begins to unload with big right fists to the cut on his forehead, as she opens it up even more and Wilmer begins to bleed even more!
Chuck Thompson: You know, I almost forgot that this was a hardcore match, Steve! Maybe because the little tiny bat never really made contact with anyone. How sad.
Alexandria drops Wilmer’s head before she pushes herself up off of him as she looks down at his blood on her fist. She raises her right fist up and then licks some of Wilmer’s blood right off of her fist as she looks down at him with a sinister smile.
Steve White: Doesn’t she know how unsanitary that is? And with this pandemic going on, too?
Alexandria walks over to the side of the ring that Bash is on and yells out at him.
Alexandria Kendrick: Alright...I think it’s time you brought him out!
Bash just flashes a sadistic grin of his own as he nods to his daughter and turns around to head up the ramp to the backstage area.
Steve White: Alexandria just told Brandon that it was time to bring him out. Who is this he that she’s talking about!?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know, Steve, but I think she needs to be paying attention to Wilmer...
Just as Alexandria turns around, she eats another big running superkick from Wilmer! Alexandria stumbles back into the ropes, causing her to stumble right back towards Wilmer. Wilmer follows up with a kick to the gut as he pulls her in, hooks the leg and lifts her up! Wilmer then jumps up, as he drops her down on her head all while hooking her free leg with his own leg as he hits a small package driver on his ex-wife right on the chair!
Chuck Thompson: We haven’t seen that one in a while, Steve!
Steve White: Wilmer with the Nocturnal Emission right onto the chair! And he holds it for the pin!
The ref dives down to make the count!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: The winner of the match…”Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: Wilmer did it! He beat Alexandria after an unintentional distraction from her father!
Chuck Thompson: Oh man, if you thought Alexandria was mad before...I don’t want to be around whenever she gets up after that Nocturnal Emission, Steve. And wait...just who the hell did Brandon Bash go get?
Right after those words left Chuck’s mouth, Bash comes out from behind the curtain as Wilmer’s music started to play with a microphone in hand. Bash looks furious as he looks down and sees the referee raising Wilmer’s hand. That’s when a mountain of a man stepped out from behind the curtain behind Bash in a black cloak. He wasn’t necessarily tall, but he was certainly wide. Bash looks over to the man in the cloak as he points down at the ring and raises the mic to his mouth.
Brandon Bash: Wilmer...you’re going to regret that, you son of a bitch. Stephen! Destroy him!
The new man in a cloak made his way down the ramp. Wilmer stumbled a bit in the ring as he felt his forehead before looking down and seeing that there’s blood on his hand. He shakes out of it as he prepares for whoever this man in the cloak could be. As soon as the man in the cloak is at the bottom of the ramp, he reaches up and pulls the cloak off to reveal a man who looks like nothing but pure muscle underneath.
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Brandon Bash sends this Stephen guy in the cloak down the the ring to take care of Wilmer, and he’s built like a damn house!
Chuck Thompson: Well Steve, if anything...I would say that Brandon Bash and Alexandria Kendrick have found themselves one hell of a problem solver!
This “Stephen” as Bash called him jumps up onto the apron with ease before climbing into the ring. Stephen rolls his shoulders while popping his neck as he sizes Wilmer up. Stephen doesn’t seem to be impressed at all as Wilmer prepares himself for an attack. And that’s when Stephen suddenly lunged at Wilmer, driving his right knee straight into Wilmer’s gut!
Chuck Thompson: A guy with that much muscle shouldn’t be able to move that fast, Steve! This guy caught Wilmer by surprise and just knocked the wind out of him with that huge knee to the gut!
Wilmer bounces up from the blow before falling down onto his knees from the strength behind the attack. Before Wilmer has any time to recuperate, Stephen has his arms wrapped around Wilmer’s waist as he deadlifts him up with ease! He lifts Wilmer up, spinning a bit before dropping Wilmer down with incredible force as he hits a huge deadlift gutwrench powerbomb right onto the chair!
Steve White: This guy is tossing Wilmer around like a ragdoll! We need someone to get out here and stop this already!
Wilmer is laid out in the ring as Bash is helping Alexandria up to her feet at ringside. Stephen reaches down and grabs Wilmer by the throat and once again pulls him up to his feet with ease by his neck. Stephen then lifts Wilmer up as high as he can and holds him for a few seconds, before he brings Wilmer crashing down to the mat with a big chokeslam! Bash lets out a big roar of laughter as Alexandra once again cracks a wicked smile. Bash and Alexandria climb up the steel steps onto the apron. Bash pulls the ropes apart to make it easier for Alexandria to climb into the ring before entering the ring behind her. Stephen has his right foot planted on Wilmer’s chest, as he lets out a roar of anger while Bash applauds Stephen before he begins to speak into his microphone.
Brandon Bash: Ladies and gentlemen...let me introduce you all to my newest client. The newest member of the EHWF roster...he is the “Chaos Berserker,” Stephen Sebastian! And you, Wilmer...you pesky little devil, you! Since you were able to make it out of your match with my precious little princess by the skin of your teeth. Well, then...have I got a challenge for you! Because you had to go and pull a rabbit from your hat and win by the skin of your teeth! Alexandria wanted to take care of you once and for all tonight after what you did to her. But now...you have to deal with our new insurance policy! Because Wilmer...it’s going to be you going one on one with Stephen Sebastian at Retribution! And if you think you can just refuse the challenge and think you really have any chance of winning the Retribution Royale? Well...let’s just say that Stephen here will make sure whatever little chance that is, becomes zero. See you at Retribution, Wilmer!
Bash lets out another bit of laughter as Alexandria looks down at Wilmer, who is starting to slowly climb to his feet. Bash drops the mic as he steps out onto the apron while Stephen and Alexandria get on opposite sides of Wilmer.
Steve White: Things aren’t looking that good for Wilmer Patacky right about now...and with him getting flanked by Alexandria and this Stephen Sebastian guy, I can tell you that it’s about to get even worse...
Wilmer finally stumbles up onto his feet as Bash looks right at him, and gives him the throat cut gesture with his right hand. That’s when Alexandria charges and blasts Wilmer with a huge End Game bicycle knee strike! The force of the strike causes Wilmer to spin around and stumble right towards Stephen who spins around before laying Wilmer out with a huge discus lariat!
Chuck Thompson: That man nearly just decapitated Wilmer with that hug discus lariat! Practically turned Wilmer inside out!
Wilmer’s body did a complete flip in the air before he crashed hard onto the mat, not moving a muscle after such a devastating attack!
Steve White: How in the world is Wilmer...or even anyone supposed to face a guy like this Stephen Sebastian and expect to win!?
Chuck Thompson: Hell, how in the world is Wilmer even going to survive, Steve!?
While Bash is still on the apron, he once again holds the ropes open to make it easier for Alexandria to climb out of the ring while Stephen climbs out on another side. The three of them then head up the ramp as Wilmer Patacky lies unconscious in the middle of the ring as we cut to a commercial break.
We cut backstage to an undisclosed part of the arena where we see Countess Bathory sitting on her throne of skulls, surrounded by candles, with her right leg crossed over her left. She holds the goblet of virgin blood in her left hand and has the index finger of her right hand in it, swirling it around as she glares into the camera lens.
Countess Bathory: At Monday Night Mass Murder… my children were successful in their tag team contest against the clown and Ms Ray… and then later that night, they sent a message loud and clear to Ms Chanel and Ms Nefeli… this pleases my Lord.
An evil smirk grows on her face.
Countess Bathory: Joyride… it is undeniable that you have had an impressive reign as Tag Team Champions… unfortunately for you… my Lord demands that the Covenant… my children… obtains gold…
Tossing her head back, she lets out a maniacal shriek of laughter.
Countess Bathory: Rest assured, Ms Chanel and Ms Nefeli… what took place at Monday Night Mass Murder was just a small anecdote of what is to come. The ride you have been on since you first won those championship belts may have been a joyful one… but that ends tonight…
Looking down into the goblet as she continues swirling her finger, she blinks and suddenly her eyes are black as night.
Countess Bathory: Ad ligandum eos pariter eos coram me.
Suddenly the candles go out and the entire place is in complete darkness as sounds of the paranormal can be heard before we cut elsewhere.
We cut back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following contest is a Tag Team match and it is set… for one single fall and it’s for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation World Tag Team Championships!
Suddenly the arena plunges into a deep blood red color as “Born in a Burial Gown” by Cradle of Filth begins to play through the speakers as a circle of fire appears on the entrance stage. A throne made from skulls begins to rise up inside said fire circle and sitting on the throne is Countess Bathory clutching the goblet of virgin blood in her hands.
Bathory stands and as she does so, the fire disappears and smoke begins to pour in onto the stage, ramp and inside the ring as she then begins to slowly make her way down the ramp focusing her attention solely on the ring in front of her. Reaching the ring, she makes her way up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes, the smoke in the ring coming up to her waist as she makes her way to the center and then the lights go back to normal. Taking the goblet in both hands, The Countess slowly lifts it up, looking up to the ceiling as “Born in a Burial Gown” cuts off.
Countess Bathory: Arise… my children!
In a jerking fashion, both Lilith and Amara emerge from the smoke on either side of Bathory before she allows the two to drink from the goblet as the smoke slowly disappears.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challengers… Lilith and Amara… The Covenant!
The fans start to cheer as Joyride hits the PA system. Nina and Thea come out on the stage in the smoke and lights as the fans cheer for them. They both pose on the stage for a moment before they come down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans. They come down the ramp and slide inside the ring. They get to a corner each and raise their hands to the cheering crowd. They get off the turnbuckles and come over to the ropes on the side of the ring and Thea leans on them with her arms raised while Nina gets up on the second ropes next to Thea and raises an arm. They get down and get to the corner to wait for the bell to sound.
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… They are the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Thea Nefeli and Nina Chanel… Joyride!
DING DING DING!
The fans are all going wild. Thea and Nina are talking in the corner, the ref wants to start the match but Nina is bandaged up on her leg and limping from The Covenant’s attack last week. Nina is clearly still a little injured from Monday Night Mass Murder so Thea reassures her and tells her she’ll start the match off with Lilith! The match begins and Thea and Lilith come in close and start brawling! Lilith is shocked at Thea’s scrapping with lefts and rights and kicks! Thea is pissed off and Lilith starts to try and cover up as Thea hits her with a barrage of strikes! Thea boots Lilith in the midsection then blasts Lilith with an elbow to the forehead! Thea bounces off of the ropes and Lilith goes for a clothesline but Thea ducks it and springs off of the second ropes and hits Lilith with a big springboard drop-kick to the chest and takes Lilith down!
Steve White: Here we go! Thea and Nina defending against Lilith and Amara out here tonight in a massive co-main event tag team match! Last week at Monday Night Mass Murder - The Covenant came out and attacked Nina after her match and now you can see Nina’s shin all strapped up there as she’s dealing with a minor injury!
Chuck Thompson: Nina definitely hurting there but Thea Nefeli is pissed off at these freaks for what happened last week and now she’s taking it to them! Lilith won this opportunity at Aces High and The Covenant are out for gold tonight!
Thea picks Lilith up! Lilith swings but Thea ducks and weaves out of each attempt! Lilith is shocked and Thea hits Lilith with a standing hurricanrana! Thea runs up to bounce off of the ropes for a follow up but Amara steps through to the other side of the apron and snaps a kick on the back of Thea’s head and Thea falls! The ref warns Amara who goes back to the corner! Lilith gets up and picks Thea up in a headlock! She chokes Thea out but Thea hits her with elbows until the bigger Lilith whips Thea in the corner back first then runs up, hitting her with a corner splash before tagging in Amara! Lilith pulls Thea in and Amara grabs her as well as they hit a double suplex on Thea in the centre of the ring! Lilith goes on the outside and Amara covers!
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Steve White: Amara with a near fall on Thea there and this just got a whole lot harder for Joyride here tonight! This isn’t gonna be easy but if anyone can pull it off it’s Nina and Thea!
Chuck Thompson: I gotta say there is no one in the entire EHWF that I like to watch more than Nina and Thea!
Amara gets Thea in a choke hold from behind on the mat as she slowly starts to bring her back up. Amara rakes the face of Thea quickly from behind and goes to whip her into the corner! Nina puts her hand out for a tag but Amara pulls her back and whips her into the corner! Thea holds her back in pain but Lilith holds Thea and Amara runs up with a running high knee to the head in the corner! Amara tags out and the bring Thea back into the ring where they hit her with a double DDT! Joyride can’t get anything as the hurt Nina calls for a tag! Nina looks worried as Amara goes to the outside and Lilith covers Thea!
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Steve White: Thea trying to pull the slack here without losing as she comes to another near fall! Lilith looking a little shocked there that she got the kick out! Nina wants the tag but you can see she’s not at 100%!
Chuck Thompson: Thea pretty much fighting a handicap match so far but she’s gonna have to tag out of this one if she wants to survive!
Lilith picks Thea up but Thea jumps up and dropkicks her outta nowhere! The fans are all on their feet after that one! Amara calls for the tag but Thea crawls back to the corner and reluctantly tags in the injured Nina! Nina Chanel limps in the ring and falls on Lilith’s back with an axe handle! The fans are going nuts! Nina steps back and hits Lilith with a standing moonsault right on her back as she yells out in pain! Nina gets up but she can’t follow up, instead nursing her leg. Lilith boots Nina in the midsection! Nina slaps Lilith! Lilith rakes Nina’s eyes and she yells in pain, falling back into the corner! Lilith runs at Nina but she dives out of the corner and Lilith hits the corner and falls out holding her shoulder until Nina hits her with a running hurricanrana!
Steve White: Nina with that bad leg and limp but she still takes out Lilith with that running hurricanrana and this one is heating up!
Chuck Thompson: Nina fighting back here but if she can just hold on until Thea can get some recovery in, Joyride will win this one and retain!
Nina’s leg is too bad. Thea calls for the tag but Nina tells her to rest up some more! Nina runs up and boots Lilith in the side! Nina goes to bounce off of the ropes but Countess Bathory reaches in and grabs Nina’s bad leg! Nina falls down as she’s tripped up! Nina gets up, limping around as Lilith runs up and takes her head off with a clothesline! Lilith slides out of the ring and grabs Nina by the leg, dragging her to the apron and forcing her leg against the ring post! Nina’s shin bends off of the ring post as she screams out loud! Thea loses her temper and just before Nina’s shin snaps against the ring post, Thea leaps over the top rope and lands on Lilith!
Steve White: This is sick! This is too hard to watch damn it! Nina’s shin is gonna snap! They’re gonna injure her here tonight! Someone stop this!
Chuck Thompson: These psycho sick freaks! Someone stop them!
The fans are going nuts! Nina rolls back into the ring holder her damaged leg and yells in pain! Amara comes off of the apron and takes Thea down with a flying axe handle to the head! Amara grabs Lilith and rolls her back inside the ring! Amara gets down on the floor and puts her fingers inside Thea’s eyes and nose and mouth as she screams out! Lilith picks Nina back up inside the ring but Nina slaps the piss out of Lilith then boots her in the midsection! Nina pulls her in for Designer DDT and the fans go wild! Suddenly the lights go off and the fans go wild!
Steve White: Nina with a gallant effort going to finish this with Designer DDT even after all this but the lights have gone out!
Chuck Thompson: Lights out! The Covenant have done this before but what the heck is gonna happen now!? Nina was gonna go for the Designer DDT!
The lights go back on and Lilith is in the corner! Nina looks down and Amara is in her arms instead! Amara boots Nina in the shin and she screams out in pain! Amara hits Nina with a belly to belly and the fans are all shocked at the switcheroo! The fans are going wild! The ref loses it at Amara who slides out of the ring! Lilith comes back forward and starts arguing with the ref as the ref tries to regain control of the match! Amara on the outside gets handed an EHWF Tag Team belt by Countess Bathory! When Thea gets up, Amara runs the title belt into the back of Thea’s head and she goes down as the ref doesn’t see any of it! Amara snarls as she stands over Thea!
Steve White: Lights off! Switch with Amara and they pulled one in over Nina! Nina is down and Amara with a cheap shot on Thea before she could help out! Title belt to the back of the head and now the hurt Nina Chanel is on her own!
Chuck Thompson: Nina has been so tough in this match! She might win this one still! She’s getting up but Lilith is standing over her and it doesn’t look good!
Lilith stomps Nina’s shin out and Nina screams out! Nina tries to crawl back to her corner but Thea is down on the floor from the title belt shot! The fans are booing. Lilith picks Nina back up and hoists her up! Nina knees Lilith in the head and slides down off of her as Lilith is shocked! The fans pick up! Nina boots Lilith in the midsection and goes for her Avalanche DDT but her leg gives out, Lilith twists out of it behind Nina and hits her with Angel Blade! Lilith bridges over and gets her legs over Nina’s as she covers and the fans boo!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Lilith and Amara… The Covenant
Steve White: Bah Gawd I don’t believe it! The Covenant have won here tonight! The deck stacked against Joyride and now Countess Bathory and The Covenant have captured the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
Chuck Thompson: The Covenant saw this match coming and they did everything they could to win it and now they’re the NEW Tag Team Champs! What do these freaks have in store for EHWF next?
The Covenant get out of the ring and grab the title belts. Thea slides in and checks on the hurt Nina in the ring. Lilith and Amara look at their title belts then look at each other. They walk up to Countess Bathory and hand her the belts and bow their heads. The Countess takes them and smirks as they walk back up the ramp. Thea and Nina look on, hurt and pissed off as we fade out of the scene to a promo for Retribution.
“Prophecy” by Judas Priest blasts out of the PA system and the fans cheer wildly as Joey Nitro walks out onto the stage with a large grin on his face as he looks around at the limited attendance before he begins to make his way down the ramp.
Steve White: It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Mr. Nitro here in EHWF but it feels good to finally have him back here, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: It sure does, Steve.
Nitro reaches the bottom of the ramp and walks up the steel steps before climbing through the ropes and into the ring before requesting a microphone and he’s handed one as “Prophecy” fades out.
Joey Nitro: Thank you all for such a wonderful reception and man does it feel good to be back here in EHWF!
He scratches his beard a little, pacing the ring slightly.
Joey Nitro: As for my absence? Well, let’s just say, we all know what the world is currently going through and I think you can put two and two together. But everything is all good now, I am back full time here in EHWF and I have a huge announcement to make.
The fans cheer wildly at this.
Joey Nitro: After Retribution, our next Pay-Per-View event, Final Destination: Scars & Stripes, our biggest Pay-Per-View event of the year… will be held in not one but two different cities!
The fans cheer even more at the mention of this.
Joey Nitro: That’s right! You heard it here, folks! We’re going to put on the biggest damn Pay-Per-View ever as a thank you to all of you guys for sticking with us during this trying time! Now… that’s all I have to say tonight, please enjoy the rest of this milestone 250th episode of Mayhem!
“Prophecy” blasts out of the PA system and Nitro exits the ring and makes his way up the ramp to the back as we cut elsewhere.
We cut back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following main event contest of the night is set… for one single fall and it’s for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation World Championship!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner… Joanna Rissi!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the arena is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the EHWF Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… The EHWF World Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING!
The fans are all going completely crazy! Joanna and Ana circle each other. Ana looks confident as she comes in for the kill but Joanna ducks through! Ana runs up again but Joanna sidesteps her! Ana gets herself back together and comes in for a lock up but Joanna knows she won’t win with strength so as they lock up, the smaller Joanna slides between Ana’s legs and turns around and boots Ana in the back of the knee! Ana swings, Joanna ducks and gets a right jab in then a left jab then runs a knife edge chop in on Ana’s chest! The fans are on their feet after that! Ana is pissed and she uses her superior speed to run right up to Joanna and swings the kick! Joanna barely matrixes out of it and bends back! The fans go wild! Ana wasn’t expecting that! Joanna snaps a side kick in on Ana’s side! Joanna pushes Ana away and Joanna gets into the corner where the ref comes in and stands in the middle. Ana looks pissed off and kicks the bottom ropes!
Steve White: This is the match we’ve all been waiting for and the match that Joanna and Ana have wanted since the start! Joanna all over Ana there surprisingly and Ana is a little shocked and little pissed she could land anything on Joanna in the opening stage!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna VERY quick there and you can tell she is very focused tonight!
Ana goes for the grapple! Joanna gets out of the corner and Ana grabs the turnbuckle! She turns around and Joanna hits her with a left jab then a right jab back to a left jab then a chest chop! The fans love it! An enraged Ana boots Joanna in the midsection then hits her with a right hand! They stumble to the centre of the ring! Joanna swings, Ana blocks and hits Joanna with a belly to belly! Ana gets Joanna back up and plants her with another belly to belly as the fans go nuts! Joanna slides under Ana’s legs and goes for a springboard crossbody off of the ropes but Ana catches Joanna and brings her down on her knee then hits her with a body slam and cover Joanna!
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Steve White: Joanna with impressive offense but now Ana is starting to come away with the match as she usually does and this is NOT what you want!
Chuck Thompson: Ana a little frustrated there and now she’s making Joanna pay with the near fall!
Ana still not happy! Ana stomps on Joanna’s chest a couple of times then runs up and spring boards off of the top rope! She goes for a moonsault but Joanna gets her knees up and Ana lands chest first on the knees! Ana takes a second, holding her chest but Joanna kicks up and the fans go crazy! Joanna dishes out a right hand then another then another then another! Ana and the fans are shocked! Joanna kicks Ana’s thigh out and sends her to a knee! Joanna bounces off of the ropes and goes for Final Strike but Ana ducks her head and Joanna gets none of it as the fans are going BERSERK! A pissed off Ana turns a stumbling Joanna around and gets her up on her back then slings her off, sending her crashing down to the mat! Ana yanks Joanna back up and gets her back on her back and slings her down to the mat once more with big impact! The fans shrill at the sight!
Steve White: The strength of Ana! Joanna goes flying and after Joanna comes out the gate again and puts Ana on the back foot, Ana simply explodes and makes her pay!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna doing well there but now Ana is throwing her around like a rag doll! This could be bad as the fans are going wild for this main event!
Ana gets Joanna back up and tosses her hard into the corner! Joanna goes up the turnbuckle and falls back down! Ana hoists her up and plants her with a German Suplex! She gets her back up and plants her with another one as the fans go wild! Ana goes for a third one but Joanna somersaults off of her back and bounces off of the ropes! Ana turns around! Joanna suddenly stops dead in her tracks! Ana swings a roundhouse but no one is there! Joanna outsmarts Ana again then runs a knee strike into Ana’s face when she stops the kick! Ana levels Joanna with a big lariat! Ana then climbs the top rope! She leaps off in the air as the fans go wild and hits Joanna with a big moonsault! Ana covers Joanna as the fans are on their feet after that one!
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Steve White: Ana Somnia! Moonsault! Joanna kicks out! This one is going off chains right now! The fans are on their feet!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna refusing to fall to Ana here tonight with another kick out after all that and Ana is really pissed now!
Ana shakes her head and smacks the mat. She gets up in frustration and stomps on Joanna once more! Ana picks Joanna up and knees her straight in the ribs with some MMA style knees. Ana boots Joanna in the mid section and leaves her hurt in the centre of the ring. Ana runs up and bounces off of the ropes to follow up! As Ana rebounds and goes for a running move, Joanna sidesteps her and lifts her up! Joanna pushes Ana up in the air then strikes her right on the chin with Celestial Shot outta nowhere to the falling Ana Somnia! Ana is down! Every fan jumps up to their feet and they go nuts! Joanna falls on Ana and hooks a leg!
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Steve White: MASSIVE CELSTIAL SHOT! BAH GAWD! Joanna got it and Ana barely kicked out! I swear I thought Joanna was gonna dethrone Ana right there! This is incredible! Ana can’t believe it!
Chuck Thompson: A kick out there from Ana after that one! Ana isn’t happy and neither is Joanna as we see Joanna take it to Ana even though she’s been beaten up pretty bad here tonight!
Ana looks up at the roof on the mat and can’t believe it. She slowly starts to get up but Joanna gets her in a headlock from behind! Joanna chokes her but Ana gets out of it! Ana spins Joanna around and goes for Slavic Stunner but Joanna pushes Ana off of her! Ana comes off of the ropes and Joanna goes for her Wheelbarrow Bulldog but Ana tosses Joanna flat on the mat with authority! Ana gets frustrated again and grabs Joanna, hitting her with MMA knee strikes to the body and head. We see Joanna is bleeding from the shots just above the eye but we notice that Ana is also bleeding from the mouth! Ana shoves Joanna against the ropes then presses her overhead on rebound, hitting Joanna with a big overhead press slam! The fans are going nuts! Ana runs up and plants a leg drop on Joanna!
Steve White: Ana continues to beat up Joanna with brutal moves! Joanna looking beat up now and even though Joanna was outsmarting Ana here and there, Ana continues to overwhelm her!
Chuck Thompson: What an incredible man event!
Ana picks Joanna up and whips her into the corner hard! Ana runs up with an athletic corner dropkick as it devastates Joanna! Ana picks her up and slips in a few big elbows in the corner as she bullies Joanna! Ana whips Joanna across the ring but pulls her back and goes to whip her back into the corner! Joanna runs up and leaps onto the top rope! Joanna springs off and hits Ana with a big corkscrew moonsault! The fans LOSE IT! Ana didn’t see it coming! Joanna doesn’t attempt the cover as she knows Ana will kick out. Joanna rolls to the apron then grabs the top rope and springs up! Joanna leaps off of the top rope for a moonsault but Ana gets her knees up! Joanna catches Ana’s knees as she lands! Joanna grabs Ana’s leg as an unsuspecting Ana is wide eyed at the reversal! Joanna twists her leg and gets her in a Figure Four Leg Lock in the centre of the ring! Joanna locks it in! Ana struggles and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: Figure Four! Figure Four! Joanna has it locked it! Ana with the counter but Joanna reverses it and now Ana is in trouble!
Chuck Thompson: No one saw that coming and Joanna using her smarts to get the better of Ana here! Could we see Ana Somnia lose the title here?!
The Figure Four is locked in but Ana starts to power out of it! Joanna releases the hold and punches Ana in the face! Joanna gets up but a limping Ana dashes up and shoves Joanna against the ropes! Joanna bounces back and takes Ana down with a flying forearm! They down! Joanna kicks up and the fans get to their feet! Joanna calls for her finisher in the corner! Ana gets up and Joanna fires Celestial Shot! Ana ducks it and turns Joanna around, countering with Slavic Stunner! Joanna is down! Joanna is down! The fans can’t believe it and everyone goes wild! Ana gets down and hooks the far leg as Joanna is devastated off of the Slavic Stunner!
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Steve White: SLAVIC STUNNER! KICK OUT! JOANNA KICKED OUT! THERE’S NO WAY!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna kicks out! The roof has gone off of this place here tonight! Ana Somnia can’t believe it and neither can we! THIS IS A MAIN EVENT!
Ana Somnia looks down at Joanna Rissi as Joanna kicks out and the fans erupt! Ana shakes her head and backs off. Ana picks Joanna up and hits her with a roundhouse to the head! Joanna falls in the corner and Ana runs up, hitting Joanna with a running elbow smash in the corner! Ana starts getting angry and hits Joanna with some big corner stomps! The fans are going nuts! Ana backs off to finish this one up and runs up for a corner splash but Joanna steps forward and lifts Ana up then drops her jaw first on the turnbuckle! Ana is rocked! She stumbles around and Joanna runs up, hitting her with a big running hurricanrana! The fans are going BERSERK! Joanna waits for Ana to get up! Ana stands up and Joanna fires Celestial Shot! Ana ducks it! Ana goes for Slavic Stunner but Joanna shoves her into the ropes! Joanna hits a sunset flip on Ana on rebound and covers!
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Ana reverse it into her own!
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Joanna reverses it!
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Ana reverses it!
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Joanna claps her boots together on Ana’s face! They get up and Joanna jumps a knee into Ana’s chest! Joanna bounces off of the ropes but Ana presses Joanna up and hits her with a big overhead press slam! Ana falls on the ropes, exhausted and pissed off she hasn’t put Joanna away yet! Ana runs up and punts a hurt Joanna in the ribs and Joanna falls on the canvas coughing and hurt.
Steve White: These two giving it all they got! Ana beating Joanna up again and then getting frustrated and punting her across the damn ring! So much in this contest!
Chuck Thompson: This is one of the best matches I’ve ever called! The fans are going crazy! Joanna looking really hurt off of that one!
Ana picks up Joanna and swings a roundhouse but Joanna ducks it! Joanna goes for Celestial Shot but Ana dodges! Ana boots Joanna in the midsection and counters with Slavic Stunner but Joanna shoves Ana off of her! Joanna goes for her Wheelbarrow Bulldog but Ana propels Joanna into the ropes! Ana moves behind Joanna at amazing speed and goes for Wanderlust! Joanna slips through her legs before she can get it and then drop-kicks Ana’s thigh out! Joanna bounces off of the ropes for Final Strike! Ana sides steps back to her feet and rakes Joanna’s face as she tries to go for the kick! Joanna falls, holding her face and eye as Ana boots her in the midsection and hits Slavic Stunner! The fans go WILD and Ana hooks both legs!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… AND STILL The Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation World Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: My Gawd what a match! Ana Somina pulls it off in the end but she got a run for her money here tonight and that never happens! Joanna Rissi with an amazing effort - outsmarting Ana at almost every step but Ana is just too strong!
Chuck Thompson: Ana Somnia wins again and retains once more as she is on her quest to be the greatest EHWF Champion ever! Props to Joanna Rissi for the effort but now we go onto Retribution where a new contender will be crowned to face Ana at Final Destination: Scars and Stripes! What a night!
The fans are going nuts. Ana Somina gets up and holds her title belt up as she celebrates to her music. Joanna Rissi is down on the mat looking disappointed. Ana Somnia comes over a little smug but nods at Joanna.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents! 250 Episodes of Mayhem! It’s been incredible and it’s been a blockbuster night! That’s all we have time for but next week is Retribution and it’s all gonna go down there! Thank you for joining us on our 250th episode! Good night ladies and gentlemen, we’ll see you next week! Be safe!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Killer Carter, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to Saturday Night Mayhem!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Mayhem comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Saturday Night Mayhem and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: Tonight - Live from the EHWF Performance Gym its Mayhem number 250! That’s right! 250 Episodes of EHWF Mayhem! Tonight we’re proud to say we’ve come this far and have one of the most action packed, blockbuster cards planned out for you with 4 title matches and a host of other incredible matches to celebrate 250 episodes of greatness! Tonight I am honoured to be joined by my broadcast partner, Steve White! Steve, we did it buddy, 250 Episodes! It’s been incredible and tonight we’re gonna see an incredible main event as Ana Somnia defends the EHWF Championship against Joanna Rissi!
Steve White: It has been an incredible run here Chuck Thompson! 250 Episodes and we’re just getting started Bah Gawd! Damn right! Ana Somnia said Joanna Rissi will do battle in our main event this time one on one with no distractions! Two of the most exciting competitions of all time going one on one to round out this damn rivalry and I can’t wait for what we’re gonna see! It’s gonna be massive! It’s gonna be huge! It’s 1 of 4 title matches tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The Covenant take on Joyride for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships! Covenant attacked Nina Chanel on Monday Night Mass Murder last week and now it’s gonna be an intense one with the titles on the line! We’ll also see Nitro vs. Carter in an incredible interlude to the night that many will be dying to see! Those 2 matches might be my favourite on the card Steve! I can’t wait to see all these guys in action in a big 250th effort!
Steve White: And talking about titles! Black Man goes one on one with the new, fresh and exciting Mark Revere! The Hardcore Championship will be on the line in a brutal hardcore match between these two! It’ll be rookie vs. veteran, young vs. old! But there’s more! Konrad Raab defends the Jr Heavyweight Championship against Zoe McDraven in a Jr Heavyweight contest that won’t disappoint! 2 massive title matches to go with the rest! This is going to be one amazing night Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: The world was shocked when Alexandria Kendrick returned and attacked her ex husband at Aces High then came back again at Monday Night Mass Murder and tried to get one over him! No one really knows what the clear issue is here but Kendrick and Patacky go head to head tonight in a massive grudge match that just might steel the damn show! I can’t wait for this one and I can’t wait to see Alexandria back in the ring!
Steve White: So much going into tonight! A huge card, 4 title matches and even a Mini Retribution Royale where the winner will get the number 15th spot in the Retribution Rumble next week! It’s going to be huge! It’s going to be a blockbuster and it’s going to be a damn celebration of 250 Episodes of EHWF Mayhem - it all happens here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the EHWF Amphitheater and Gym is bathed in arterial red lighting to open our show. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. Ana Somnia dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. She wields the EHWF World Championship slung over her shoulder. Standing beside her is none other than her girlfriend, manager, and often her tag team partner, Sara Daniels. Daniels dons a pair of skinny jeans, a black pair of high heels, and a black tube top with the logo of their EHWF-exclusive iteration of their collective identity, KILL TEAM X, across the front in white and arterial red. Once they reach the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring ahead.
ILLA ISABELLA: “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time... Accompanied to the ring by Sara Daniels... The UNDISPUTED EHWF CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... AAAANNNNAAAAAA... The Huntress... SOOOMMMMNNNNIIIIAAA!”
Soon enough, Daniels slaps Ana’s backside to spur her on before Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Prior to reaching halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before Daniels steps beside her. They turn toward one another and each reach out to grab the back of their respective counterpart’s neck, pulling themselves together to close their eyes and press their foreheads against one another’s. After hastening up each step with purpose, Ana saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly speeds toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then drapes the title back over her shoulder. Daniels climbs onto the apron and bends into the ring to hand a microphone she retrieved to Somnia. Taking it with a surprisingly gracious smile, the Huntress orients herself so as to glare imperiously upon the crowd in the general direction of the primary production camera. Lifting the microphone to her arterial red lips, she allows her venomous vitriol to permeate the air.
“Mayhem 250,” she says somewhat scathingly. “No easy feat, I’m sure. This company’s been ‘round time an’ time again, different faces an’ different places, but… But at the end’a the day it’s still standin’— an’ it’s all thanks to me.” The crowd roars to life with disdain. “Y’see, y’all… When I first signed my name on the dotted line, I was signin’ myself up to build this company from the ground up, outta’ the ashes’a what it once was. When I first signed my name on the dotted line, this here EHWF World Championship was wastin’ away ‘round the waist’a Zoe McDraven. Y’all needed savin’, an’ y’all needed it desperately. Who was I to say no? So I dug my heels on in an’ sunk my teeth in... Over an’ over. I took each an’ every last сука they saw fit to feed me an’ I bled ‘em dry. I ripped ‘em apart, piece-by-piece, limb-from-limb, an’ I did it all with a smile on my face. An’ now that we’re here celebratin’ the occasion, what better time to stand here in front’a y’all an’ tell y’all somethin’ important— somethin’ y’all need to hear.” Somnia nods for a moment, allowing her head to bow slightly forward. This pause garners an uneasy din from the capacity crowd before she flicks her malevolent gaze back to the hard camera and continues. “I’ve beaten everyone that’s stood across from me in this here ring. I’ve beaten each an’ every single one of ‘em with ease an’ with malice aforethought... An’ now that I’ve taken ‘em all down? The giants, the tag team champions, the entire playin’ field inside’a the Meltdown Chamber... There ain’t been a soul to stand in this here ring with me an’ even make it a challenge. Not Killer Carter, not Joyride, not Cliff Maxwell, an’ damn sure not Misty Vega. At this point, it ain’t arrogance an’ it ain’t delusions’a grandeur like most’a my challengers’ve been havin’... It’s just a fact to say I am the single greatest wrestler, competitor, an’ fighter in this company— an’ in this entire business, y’hear? I’m undisputed.”
Daniels nods for supportive emphasis beside Ana, who lowers the microphone to allow for the jeers to permeate the air once more. She smirks imperiously before pacing back-and-forth in a compact area, her eyes continuing to grip the hard camera with foreboding. Drawing breath through her nose, the Undisputed adjusts the title on her shoulder and sets her feet so as to once more orient her muscular frame toward the camera into which she glares nefariously. She lifts the microphone back to her arterial red lips and continues on further.
“An’ now that I’ve beaten everyone there is to beat here in EHWF,” she continues with a calculated tone. “I’ve been surveyin’ the feedin’ pool. I’ve been keepin’ an eye on everyone an’ everything, an’ through it all I’ve made an important discovery… There ain’t a SINGLE PERSON IN THIS COMPANY who deserves to face me, let alone compete for the opportunity to share the ring with me... An’ when I say that, I ain’t gonna’ let y’all delude yourselves into thinkin’ I’m exaggeratin’. I’d take on each an’ every last participant in the Retribution Royale AT THE SAME TIME an’ I’d still be the one standin’ tall at the end’a the night, covered head-to-toe in the blood’a my victims.” To the surprise of exactly nobody, the audience descends into a vocal chorus of vehement disapproval. “No one’s come even close to beatin’ me, an’ if the best’a the best in EHWF ain’t got what it takes to do it, what makes any’a y’all think there’s anyone on the face’a the Earth who can? Later on tonight, I’m puttin’ this here title on the line one last time ‘gainst Joanna Rissi, an’ I’m doin’ it one-on-one like I should’ve been able to at Aces High. When I’m through with her, there ain’t gonna’ be any question ‘bout any of it. She couldn’t get it done with Misty by ‘er side, an’ she damn sure ain’t gonna’ be gettin’ it done tonight all on her lonesome. It tickles me that anyone could delude themselves into thinkin’ otherwise.” She chuckles lightly here for a moment before sneering condescendingly and continuing onward. “What tickles me even more’n that, though? Is that despite what I did to ‘er an’ Misty at Aces High... Despite what she’s watched me do to LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON THEY’VE PUT IN FRONT’A ME? She wants this. She wants to climb on up into this here ring with me. She wants to go out in some misguided idea of a blaze’a glory underneath the treads’a my boot... She WANTS to go in front’a the world as I kick ‘er lipstick clean through the back’a her scalp an’ kick that stupid smirk right into the fifth row... So here’s some free advice that you simply don’t deserve, Joanna… Be careful what ya’ wish for… Ya’ just might get it… Because later tonight? When you step on into this here ring? I’m gonna’ smoke ya’ like one’a Dani’s cigarettes an’ leave your труп behind with your fifteen minutes’a fame that I gave to you by even takin’ the time to know your name. Because when y—”
The crowd erupts in excitement and anticipation as the opening of “Cloud City” by Sweater Beats hits the speakers. Orange and green strobe lights overtake the arena as Sara Daniels spits on the mat, as if signifying her readiness to fight. Somnia calms her down for a moment before they both flick their eyes back to the entrance stage, onto which saunters none other than Joanna Rissi! She is dressed and ready to compete, wearing vibrant orange wet-look hipsters and a vibrant orange leather wrestling top, as well as tape around her wrists, vibrant orange knee pads, and vibrant orange and soft green boots. While the fans cheer her on, she lifts a microphone to her lips.
“I don’t mean to interrupt, but… I wanted to come out here and congratulate you on your win at Aces High. I can’t deny that it was impressive that you beat Misty and me at the same time, but… You haven’t faced me one-on-one, Ana. So that means you don’t have any idea what you’re going to get from me tonight!” She smiles as the crowd receives her claim in a positive manner. “Because of that, I want to make sure you know I’m not backing down, not that easily. I’m going to give you everything I’ve got tonight and it’s going to be an instant classic.” Her claim garners a deafening chorus of support from the sold-out amphitheater. “But it’s not going to be an instant classic if it goes the way you say it will… Which is why tonight? Tonight I’m going to be the first person to beat you here in EHWF. Tonight, I will END your undefeated streak and I will be the EHWF World Champion this company and these fans deserve!”
“I admire your confidence, Rissi,” responds the Relentless Russian. “But all that’s gonna’ accomplish is makin’ it that much more enjoyable when I put you in the ground. After I hand-picked ya’ to be my next Number One Contender, I got to see the real you— got to see your true colors... An’ now that I have? I ain’t sittin’ here feelin’ all too inclined to give ya’ another opportunity you ain’t deservin’ of on a silver platter… Now that I’ve seen your true colors, Rissi, the only thing I’m gonna’ be doin’ is splatterin’ ‘em ‘cross the canvas.” She shakes her head contemptuously before adjusting the title and leaning against the top rope nearest the end of the entrance ramp. “So if there’s any consciousness left in that thick skull’a yours after I’m through with ya’, I want you to think on the fact that the only person you’ve got to blame for what’s ‘boutta’ happen to ya’ is you. You’ve got yourself to thank for the beatin’a’ biblical proportions I’m shovin’ down your throat tonight. Because when ya’ step into the ring with the Undisputed? When ya’ step foot into MY ring?”
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
With this, Ana smirks and aimlessly tosses the microphone away, prompting it to crash into the mat with a static thud. Her theme song plays over the P.A. system again as the fans boo and Rissi shakes her head on the stage. While nefarious grins spread across Ana and Sara’s faces, we fade backstage.
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the EHWF Amphitheater and Gym is bathed in arterial red lighting to open our show. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. Ana Somnia dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. She wields the EHWF World Championship slung over her shoulder. Standing beside her is none other than her girlfriend, manager, and often her tag team partner, Sara Daniels. Daniels dons a pair of skinny jeans, a black pair of high heels, and a black tube top with the logo of their EHWF-exclusive iteration of their collective identity, KILL TEAM X, across the front in white and arterial red. Once they reach the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring ahead.
ILLA ISABELLA: “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time... Accompanied to the ring by Sara Daniels... The UNDISPUTED EHWF CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... AAAANNNNAAAAAA... The Huntress... SOOOMMMMNNNNIIIIAAA!”
Soon enough, Daniels slaps Ana’s backside to spur her on before Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Prior to reaching halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before Daniels steps beside her. They turn toward one another and each reach out to grab the back of their respective counterpart’s neck, pulling themselves together to close their eyes and press their foreheads against one another’s. After hastening up each step with purpose, Ana saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly speeds toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then drapes the title back over her shoulder. Daniels climbs onto the apron and bends into the ring to hand a microphone she retrieved to Somnia. Taking it with a surprisingly gracious smile, the Huntress orients herself so as to glare imperiously upon the crowd in the general direction of the primary production camera. Lifting the microphone to her arterial red lips, she allows her venomous vitriol to permeate the air.
“Mayhem 250,” she says somewhat scathingly. “No easy feat, I’m sure. This company’s been ‘round time an’ time again, different faces an’ different places, but… But at the end’a the day it’s still standin’— an’ it’s all thanks to me.” The crowd roars to life with disdain. “Y’see, y’all… When I first signed my name on the dotted line, I was signin’ myself up to build this company from the ground up, outta’ the ashes’a what it once was. When I first signed my name on the dotted line, this here EHWF World Championship was wastin’ away ‘round the waist’a Zoe McDraven. Y’all needed savin’, an’ y’all needed it desperately. Who was I to say no? So I dug my heels on in an’ sunk my teeth in... Over an’ over. I took each an’ every last сука they saw fit to feed me an’ I bled ‘em dry. I ripped ‘em apart, piece-by-piece, limb-from-limb, an’ I did it all with a smile on my face. An’ now that we’re here celebratin’ the occasion, what better time to stand here in front’a y’all an’ tell y’all somethin’ important— somethin’ y’all need to hear.” Somnia nods for a moment, allowing her head to bow slightly forward. This pause garners an uneasy din from the capacity crowd before she flicks her malevolent gaze back to the hard camera and continues. “I’ve beaten everyone that’s stood across from me in this here ring. I’ve beaten each an’ every single one of ‘em with ease an’ with malice aforethought... An’ now that I’ve taken ‘em all down? The giants, the tag team champions, the entire playin’ field inside’a the Meltdown Chamber... There ain’t been a soul to stand in this here ring with me an’ even make it a challenge. Not Killer Carter, not Joyride, not Cliff Maxwell, an’ damn sure not Misty Vega. At this point, it ain’t arrogance an’ it ain’t delusions’a grandeur like most’a my challengers’ve been havin’... It’s just a fact to say I am the single greatest wrestler, competitor, an’ fighter in this company— an’ in this entire business, y’hear? I’m undisputed.”
Daniels nods for supportive emphasis beside Ana, who lowers the microphone to allow for the jeers to permeate the air once more. She smirks imperiously before pacing back-and-forth in a compact area, her eyes continuing to grip the hard camera with foreboding. Drawing breath through her nose, the Undisputed adjusts the title on her shoulder and sets her feet so as to once more orient her muscular frame toward the camera into which she glares nefariously. She lifts the microphone back to her arterial red lips and continues on further.
“An’ now that I’ve beaten everyone there is to beat here in EHWF,” she continues with a calculated tone. “I’ve been surveyin’ the feedin’ pool. I’ve been keepin’ an eye on everyone an’ everything, an’ through it all I’ve made an important discovery… There ain’t a SINGLE PERSON IN THIS COMPANY who deserves to face me, let alone compete for the opportunity to share the ring with me... An’ when I say that, I ain’t gonna’ let y’all delude yourselves into thinkin’ I’m exaggeratin’. I’d take on each an’ every last participant in the Retribution Royale AT THE SAME TIME an’ I’d still be the one standin’ tall at the end’a the night, covered head-to-toe in the blood’a my victims.” To the surprise of exactly nobody, the audience descends into a vocal chorus of vehement disapproval. “No one’s come even close to beatin’ me, an’ if the best’a the best in EHWF ain’t got what it takes to do it, what makes any’a y’all think there’s anyone on the face’a the Earth who can? Later on tonight, I’m puttin’ this here title on the line one last time ‘gainst Joanna Rissi, an’ I’m doin’ it one-on-one like I should’ve been able to at Aces High. When I’m through with her, there ain’t gonna’ be any question ‘bout any of it. She couldn’t get it done with Misty by ‘er side, an’ she damn sure ain’t gonna’ be gettin’ it done tonight all on her lonesome. It tickles me that anyone could delude themselves into thinkin’ otherwise.” She chuckles lightly here for a moment before sneering condescendingly and continuing onward. “What tickles me even more’n that, though? Is that despite what I did to ‘er an’ Misty at Aces High... Despite what she’s watched me do to LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON THEY’VE PUT IN FRONT’A ME? She wants this. She wants to climb on up into this here ring with me. She wants to go out in some misguided idea of a blaze’a glory underneath the treads’a my boot... She WANTS to go in front’a the world as I kick ‘er lipstick clean through the back’a her scalp an’ kick that stupid smirk right into the fifth row... So here’s some free advice that you simply don’t deserve, Joanna… Be careful what ya’ wish for… Ya’ just might get it… Because later tonight? When you step on into this here ring? I’m gonna’ smoke ya’ like one’a Dani’s cigarettes an’ leave your труп behind with your fifteen minutes’a fame that I gave to you by even takin’ the time to know your name. Because when y—”
The crowd erupts in excitement and anticipation as the opening of “Cloud City” by Sweater Beats hits the speakers. Orange and green strobe lights overtake the arena as Sara Daniels spits on the mat, as if signifying her readiness to fight. Somnia calms her down for a moment before they both flick their eyes back to the entrance stage, onto which saunters none other than Joanna Rissi! She is dressed and ready to compete, wearing vibrant orange wet-look hipsters and a vibrant orange leather wrestling top, as well as tape around her wrists, vibrant orange knee pads, and vibrant orange and soft green boots. While the fans cheer her on, she lifts a microphone to her lips.
“I don’t mean to interrupt, but… I wanted to come out here and congratulate you on your win at Aces High. I can’t deny that it was impressive that you beat Misty and me at the same time, but… You haven’t faced me one-on-one, Ana. So that means you don’t have any idea what you’re going to get from me tonight!” She smiles as the crowd receives her claim in a positive manner. “Because of that, I want to make sure you know I’m not backing down, not that easily. I’m going to give you everything I’ve got tonight and it’s going to be an instant classic.” Her claim garners a deafening chorus of support from the sold-out amphitheater. “But it’s not going to be an instant classic if it goes the way you say it will… Which is why tonight? Tonight I’m going to be the first person to beat you here in EHWF. Tonight, I will END your undefeated streak and I will be the EHWF World Champion this company and these fans deserve!”
“I admire your confidence, Rissi,” responds the Relentless Russian. “But all that’s gonna’ accomplish is makin’ it that much more enjoyable when I put you in the ground. After I hand-picked ya’ to be my next Number One Contender, I got to see the real you— got to see your true colors... An’ now that I have? I ain’t sittin’ here feelin’ all too inclined to give ya’ another opportunity you ain’t deservin’ of on a silver platter… Now that I’ve seen your true colors, Rissi, the only thing I’m gonna’ be doin’ is splatterin’ ‘em ‘cross the canvas.” She shakes her head contemptuously before adjusting the title and leaning against the top rope nearest the end of the entrance ramp. “So if there’s any consciousness left in that thick skull’a yours after I’m through with ya’, I want you to think on the fact that the only person you’ve got to blame for what’s ‘boutta’ happen to ya’ is you. You’ve got yourself to thank for the beatin’a’ biblical proportions I’m shovin’ down your throat tonight. Because when ya’ step into the ring with the Undisputed? When ya’ step foot into MY ring?”
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
With this, Ana smirks and aimlessly tosses the microphone away, prompting it to crash into the mat with a static thud. Her theme song plays over the P.A. system again as the fans boo and Rissi shakes her head on the stage. While nefarious grins spread across Ana and Sara’s faces, we fade backstage.
Cameras go backstage as soon after the show starts as there's a man, standing with the EHWF Junior Heavyweight title around his shoulder. A guy who's been champion for quite a few months now, The Iceman himself, Konrad Raab. He's defending his title for the third time in the row, and he has a massive smile on his face, knowing this is the position he loved best due to Konrad's refusal to be lazy. Konrad's excited as he begins to speak with the microphone in his hands.
Konrad Raab: "I'm so thankful to be here and being the proud fighting champion I am on defending this Junior Heavyweight title once again. It's perfect for me, walking around with a smile on my face, defending the belt against a worthy competitor, especially the history my opponent has had with my twin brother in the past, a girl known as Zoe McDraven."
Konrad nods at the comments he made so far, while scratching his head.
Konrad Raab: "Zoe is a girl who's done everything in EHWF and recently did become an EHWF champion. This girl has all the talent in the world and truth be told that apart from Killer Carter, Mr Katz who did give me a real tough fight and Ryan Morgan, she will be one of my toughest competitors yet going for this title. Zoe knows everything about winning this title around my shoulder here. She's done it before."
Konrad drinks some water he has in his pocket and then places it back.
Konrad Raab: "I can't ignore the threat Zoe opposes to me, knowing if I slip up once in the match, then I can quickly lose the match to Zoe and I won't dare to overlook my opponent of the number of opponents she's defeated and fought against. I have nothing but full respect for her. Something Lord Raab wouldn't appreciate because of the type of guy he is. I do, and I know you've had tough battles with him, but as you'd discover with my matches, I'm nothing like him."
Konrad takes a breather from speaking. He still has a smile on his face, tapping the belt and continues.
Konrad Raab: "I will wrestle you fair and square, but you know that already. I will aim to do everything it takes to retain this title, no matter how much respect I have for you in the ring. It all goes away when the bell starts for us to fight to our full potential, tearing the house down for the fans to put on a match the fans will be talking about for many years to come. I can't wait for this match, and I have this to say. Prepare to be Iceinated by The Iceman."
Konrad drops the microphone on the floor and goes to the locker room to place his bottle of water in there before he walks behind the curtain for his entrance to start playing as the commentators talk about the Junior Heavyweight title match between Konrad Raab and Zoe McDraven.
Illa Isabella: The opening contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Championship!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: First tonight… The Challenger… she is The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest and ice bear tattoo on his right chest. He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent… He is the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab!
The referee looks at both wrestlers to make sure they're ready before calling for the bell, the match now underway. Raab and Zoe bump fists as they circle each other.
DING DING DING!!
Match #1: Konrad Raab (c) vs. Zoe McDraven
Konrad runs across the ring and immediately hits Zoe McDraven with a takedown! He grabs Zoe's and slams the back of Zoe's head into the mat. Konrad does it a second time and then a third--the fans showing their support with cheers as Raab tries to get a really good start here! Konrad pulls himself back up to his feet. Zoe slowly tries to drag herself up as well. Konrad immediately grabs her and shoots her across the ring. Konrad waits for Zoe to come back on the rebound and then hits her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Konrad covers.
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Steve White: Konrad has just ran into the match with a lot of early effort and it paid off! He gets some big shots in on Zoe and a near fall! Konrad saw Zoe pick up at win on Monday Night and this will be his 3rd defence in a row which must be taking a toll on him!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe’s a tough cookie though! She’s on another winning streak as she picks up recent wins with a big win at the PPV and a win at Monday Night Mass Murder so Konrad knows she’s hot!
Konrad grabs Zoe and drags her back up to her feet. Konrad then hits Zoe with a quick boxing jab combo! He grabs Zoe and once again whips her across the ring. This time, Zoe is ready to strike--leaping into the air and hitting Konrad with a flying forearm smash in the face! Zoe hits Konrad with a knee shot! She follows it up with a second to the gut! She tries to set Konrad up for a neckbreaker, though Konrad shoves Zoe away. Konrad waits for Zoe to turn around and then charges at her--only to have Zoe leap into the air and hit him with a dropsault! Zoe pops back up to her feet and positions herself over Konrad, landing on him with a standing moonsault! She hooks the leg for a cover.
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Steve White: Zoe not going out without a fight! She turns the tide on Konrad there and puts him down for a near fall! Raab showing the effects of 3 defences in a row here as Zoe shows she’s a lot faster!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe also had to fight on Monday Night though so it should be pretty even! Zoe took control back and now she needs to follow up if she wants to be the champ tonight!
Zoe turns around and heads over toward the nearest turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second rope and waits for Konrad to pull himself back up to his feet. Once Konrad is standing, Zoe leaps off for a missile dropkick! Konrad steps out of the way and Zoe crashes hard to the mat instead! Zoe tries to drag herself back up to her feet, only to have Konrad run at her and connect with a series of vicious knee strikes! Konrad then tries to wrestle Zoe into position for a DDT--only to have Zoe shove him away! Konrad stumbles a step before regaining his balance and charges at Zoe. Konrad gets caught in a small package.
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Both wrestlers pull themselves back up to their feet. Zoe tries to step toward Konrad to grab him--only to have Konrad knee her in the midsection then springboard off of the second ropes and his her with a dropkick! Konrad quickly covers.
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Steve White: Very close! Back and forth action and Zoe giving Raab a run for his money tonight but Raab is fighting back tough and giving it his all!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe really wants that Junior Heavyweight title and Konrad really wants to hold onto it! Raab coming off the ropes there with that springboard dropkick and he can’t believe Zoe kicked out of that!
Konrad grabs Zoe and whips her into the corner! Konrad runs up for a corner splash but Zoe dives out of the way and Konrad eats the corner hard! He holds his chest and shoulder in pain as Zoe jumps up and snaps a big Enziguri right into his head! Konrad is down! The fans are going wild and Zoe climbs to the top rope as they cheer! Zoe leaps off for a flying splash but Raab rolls away and she hits the mat flat with big impact! Zoe is hurt and Raab tries to get up using the ropes!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe with a big miss there and that might cost her this one dammit! If she connected Zoe would be the champion right now! This match is incredible!
Steve White: This match is what a Jr Heavyweight contest SHOULD be! Raab has defended this title a lot of times and has been one of the best Jr Heavyweight Champions in EHWF but tonight he has a big task ahead of him in Zoe McDraven!
Konrad gravs Zoe by the head and goes to hit her with a snapmare but Zoe knocks him in the head! Zoe takes Konrad down with a sidekick to the head! Konrad goes down and Zoe runs up and springboards off of the second rope for a moonsault! Konrad raises his knees up and Zoe lands straight on them! Zoe yells in pain and Konrad starts to climb the turnbuckle! Zoe gets up holding her midsection! Konrad leaps off of the top rope and hits Zoe with a big crossbody and the fans go nuts! Konrad covers Zoe, hooking both legs!
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Chuck Thompson: KONRAD RAAB! Raab aerial manoeuvre there with a huge cross body but SOMEHOW Zoe kicks out of that one! Zoe McDraven just won’t let go!
Steve White: Zoe seems un-beatable here but Raab with that impressive sky high move might have bought a rush of momentum off of that one!
Raab picks Zoe up and dishes her into the corner! He runs up but Zoe jumps up and he runs face first into her boot! Zoe gets up on the top rope and leaps off, taking Raab out with a big flying heel kick! Raab is down! Zoe signals for the end! Raab gets up and Zoe fires Shockwave! Raab catches Zoe by her leg and falls down with her, locking her in the Ice Lock! Zoe yells in pain as Raab gets her locked in and wrenches back on the ankle! Zoe is too good at submissions and stands up! She drops down and monkey flips Raab on the mat and then counters with Kinetic Energy around his neck as the fans go wild! Raab is going red and he can’t take much more as Zoe wrenches back! Raab uses his size to get up and grab the ropes then push back and knock Zoe off of him to the mat! It took it’s toll on Raab! He turns around and swings a boxing right but Zoe ducks it and bounces off of the ropes! Zoe fires Shockwave but Raab ducks the kick and grabs Zoe from behind then plants her with the Frozen Pin right on her neck with impact as the fans get to their feet!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: The winner of this match and STILL the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Junior Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab!
Chuck Thompson: Well that’s it! It’s over! It’s done! Konrad Raab retains after a close call and a great effort from Zoe McDraven! What an incredible contest and a great title defense!
Steve White: An amazing match by these two but Konrad Raab comes out on top and I couldn’t have thought of a better way to start Mayhem 250 off!
Zoe gets up and has a stare down with Raab. They come close and shake hands as the fans go wild! Raab turns and holds his title up for the fans as we fade out.
We come backstage where Fernandez Gomez is backstage in his office! The fans all boo as they watch him on the tron but Gomez smirks behind his desk and adjusts his expensive suit collar.
Fernandez Gomez: Ladies and Gentlemen I want to give a big shout out to everyone here for Mayhem 250! My creation has surely stood the test of time!
All the fans boo Gomez as he smirks.
Fernandez Gomez: I am a man who knows when I am defeated and at Aces High I was defeated by Michael Rissi, Killer Carter, Wilmer Patacky and Sah’ta Thor! I have given all of these people what they want - including Michael Rissi who has been successful in getting his little cousin Arcus D’Rocco off of suspension!
All of the fans go NUTS for Arcus!
Fernandez Gomez: That’s right! Rissi wanted Arcus back and that’s what he’s gonna get. After tonight he will be off probation and suspension and he will be back live on Retribution to compete in the Retribution Royale!
The fans are going wild! Gomez puts his hand out as to say don’t celebrate too soon.
Fernandez Gomez: I am a man who knows when he’s beaten but I am also a man who doesn’t take losing so well… so here’s what I’ve done. Rissi may have got the suspension lifted but in the contract - if I am to lift the suspension, I am allowed to apply any stipulation I wish to his first match back!
The fans all wildly start booing once again! Gomez laughs to himself and shakes his head, disgusted in the fans.
Fernandez Gomez: If Arcus D’Rocco doesn’t win the Retribution Royale and go onto Final Destination: Scars and Stripes to fight for the EHWF Championship… He will be FIRED! Fired for good from EHWF! He must win to keep his contract!!
The fans go wild with boos and drown Gomez out who takes it all in and laughs.
Fernandez Gomez: That’s right! If Arcus doesn’t win the Retribution Royale - he’s fired as per his contract now states! Good luck Arcus! You’re gonna need it!
The tron flickers off as the fans all boo. The camera starts to pan across back to the ring!
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Illa Isabella: This following Hardcore Contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship!
Mark Revere’s music hits and the fans are going wild! He comes out on the stage and looks around. He nods and rans down the ramp. He slides into the ring and celebrates with the fans, waiting for his match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… Mark Revere!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And now his opponent… The Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
DING DING DING!!
Match #2: Black Man (c) vs. Mark Revere
The bell sounds and Black Man and Mark Revere circle each other! They lock up and Black Man gets an elbow in and tries to power Mark into the corner but Mark knees Black Man in the gut! Mark hits Black Man with a few big forearms to the back but then Black Man hoists Mark up and drives him into the corner back first hard! Black Man hits Mark with big corner thrusts and the fans get behind the action! Black Man backs off and runs up for a big corner clothesline but Mark jumps up and Black Man runs right into his boot! Mark comes off of the second rope with a springboard dropkick and Black Man goes down! Black Man stumbles to the outside and Mark raises his arms as the fans get behind the underdog!
Steve White: Mark Revere - the young rookie is taking it to the legend and hall of famer Black Man right now as these two go head to head with one of the most prestigious titles in all of wrestling on the line!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man with big hard shots and Mark Revere with high flying and quick offense there! Their styles contrast each other but it’s gonna be a huge contest for the Hardcore Championship tonight!
Black Man is on a knee against the apron trying to recover but Mark slides out of the ring and plummets a fist into his back! Black Man concealed a steel panel from under the ring and smacks it over Mark Revere’s head! Mark falls against the ring post! Black Man hits Mark in the back with another shot and the fans cheer! Black Man swings it again but Mark ducks it and Black Man hits the panel against the ring post! Mark boots Black Man in the gut and he drops the panel! Mark pulls Black Man over and runs him into the barricade! Black Man yells out, holding his back but Mark runs up and dropkicks Black Man over the barricade and Black Man ends up in the front row as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Black Man with a brutal assault with that steel panel there but Mark Revere turns the tables yet again and as both men take chunks out of each other - Mark gets the upper hand!
Chuck Thompson: Mark dropkicking Black Man into the damn front row there! That was an intense dropkick right there and Black Man may be in for a run here!
Mark reaches over and grabs Black Man by the hair and pulls him up over the barricade but Black Man brings Mark’s head down and bounces it off of the barricade! Mark falls and Black Man steps over back to the outside! Black Man reaches down and grabs a kendo stick! Black Man hits Mark in the back with a kendo stick shot! Mark yells out in pain but Black Man hits him with the kendo stick in the gut! Black Man then steps over and gets the kendo stick across Mark’s neck and starts to choke him out with it! Mark struggles but he gets his leg up from behind and low blows Black Man! The fans are on their feet! Black Man lets go and Mark snatches the kendo stick! Mark hits Black Man in the head with the kendo stick swat! Black Man is dazed and turns around and Mark snaps the kendo stick over Black Man’s back! Black Man goes down and lies on the floor in pain! Mark runs up and jumps onto the barricade then hits Black Man with a moonsault off of it on the outside as the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: WOW! Mark Revere is taking it to Black Man! Black Man fighting back but Mark with that kendo stick assault and then that massive leaping moonsault from the barricade crushes Black Man!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man does NOT want to lose here tonight and if Mark Revere is gonna keep taking risks like that, Black Man is gonna be in real trouble here!
Mark picks Black Man up and dishes out a right hand to Black Man! Mark runs up for a running move but Black Man plants Mark with a big spinebuster on the outside floor! The fans are going wild as Black Man dishes out a few boots on Mark Revere who is bleeding from his mouth! Black Man comes over and picks up a steel chair as the fans get loud! Black Man holds up the chair and they boo! Black Man hits Mark down on the floor with a chair shot then another one then another then another! The fans are on their feet! Black Man holds up the bent chair and tosses it away as he insults Mark on the floor and picks him up! Black Man hoists Mark up on his shoulder and goes to run him head first into the ring post but Mark thumbs Black Man in the eye and drops off of his back then shoves Black Man into the ring post and Black Man hits the floor, bleeding from his forehead as the fans are going wild!
Steve White: Black Man powering Mark Revere around and really putting the pain to him but Mark Revere turns the tie AGAIN and shoves Black Man into the ring post!
Chuck Thompson: That was intense! Mark Revere turning the tables with a thumb to the eye on Black Man and now Black Man is bleeding bad from the head off the ring post shot! This one is heating up and the fans love it!
Mark gets up on the apron as Black Man stumbles to his feet but Mark runs off of the apron and leaps in the air, hitting Black Man with a flying somersault body block, taking Black Man down as the fans go wild! Mark is back up and Black Man tries to crawl away in pain! Mark stops Black Man and slaps him across his head as he’s on his hands and knees! Black Man puts his hands out, asking for mercy but Black Man moves forward and low blows Mark Revere as the fans boo! Mark goes down and Black Man smirks as he wipes blood away and tries to recover! He does eventually and runs up to Mark who is on his hands and knees, punting him in the ribs! Black Man takes out a table from under the ring and the fans are going wild! Mark slowly gets up but Black Man runs the table into Mark and Mark’s head and chest bounce off of the table! Black Man turns to the side of the ring and sets up the table!
Steve White: Black Man dropping Mark Revere there and taking back control then running the table square into the chest and head of Mark Revere which might turn things in Black Man’s favor!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man’s experience comes into play there as Black Man starts to get the upper hand with a mean low blow, a few high shots and a table shot! This is one incredible defence tonight here on Mayhem 250!
Black Man grabs Mark and picks him up going for a suplex through the table but Mark kicks around and gets back on the floor then turns Black Man around and goes for a suplex but Black Man is too heavy and knees Mark in the side! Mark shoves Black Man into the table and bounces his head off of the table! Black Man gets an elbow in and bounces Mark’s head off of the table as both men hit the floor! Black Man reaches under the ring and pulls out a bag. He smirks and holds it up as it’s full of thumb tacks! The fans are going nuts! Black Man holds the bag up and starts emptying the thumb tacks all over the table and on the floor! He takes a hand full and tosses them in the face of the downed Mark Revere as the fans are all on their feet!
Steve White: NO!! No! No! No! This is too far! Black Man with the table set up and now he’s putting thumb tacks all over the place! This is fucked! What’s he gonna do!
Chuck Thompson: He’s had enough of Mark Revere tonight! Mark Revere has shocked Black Man here tonight and surprised the fans and that would be killing Black Man inside right now!
Black Man picks Mark up and tries to suplex him through the table! Mark notices the tacks and his eyes go wide! He gets out of Black Man’s grasp and punches him in the side and snaps a kick before going for a suplex of his own! Black Man counters it into a spinebuster through the damn table and thumb tacks as the fans go WILD! The fans are on their feet as Mark Revere is yelling in pain as he bleeds with a hundreds of tacks in his back and arms! The fans are going nuts! Black Man smirks and berates the yelling Mark Revere on the floor!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Spinebuster through the table on the tacks! Mark Revere is done! Mark Revere is cooked! He’s bleeding, yelling in pain and studded with thumb tacks!
Chuck Thompson: BRUTAL! Black Man putting Mark through the damn table and the thumb tacks there and this one is over! What a ruthless match this has been!
Black Man grabs a hurt and groggy Mark and rolls him in the ring! Black Man taunts the fans and jumps up on the apron but Mark forces himself up and hits Black Man with a pele kick from inside the ring! He snaps the kick right off of Black Man’s head and Black Man falls off of the apron down to the floor and thumb tacks! Black Man screams in pain as he rolls around in the tacks! Mark slides out, bleeding and full of tacks but forces himself up, grabbing Black Man and running him into the steel steps! The fans are going nuts! Mark rolls Black Man in the ring and then goes under the ring and tosses in a trash can, a steel chair and a kendo stick as the fans go wild! Mark slides in the ring and yells for Black Man to get up!
Steve White: Jumping kick, Black Man falling to the floor and falling into the damn thumb tacks! That’s intense! Mark Revere REFUSING to lose here tonight and this is the type of match the HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP is MEANT to be defended in!
Chuck Thompson: Mark Revere tossing in a bunch of weapons! He’s hurt, he’s bleeding but he wants to win the Hardcore Championship here tonight! He won’t give up! He won’t die here!
Mark Revere goes over Black Man to pick him up but Black Man boots him in the balls and he goes down! Black Man wipes some blood and tacks off of him and stands up! Black Man grabs a chair and cracks it over Mark’s back when he gets up! Black Man tosses the chair aside and waits for Mark to get up! Mark gets up and Black Man boots Mark in the gut and goes for Black Stunn but Mark shoves Black Man into the ropes! Black Man bounces back and Mark dropkicks Black Man down to the mat! Mark Revere covers Black Man!
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Black Man kicks out!
Mark grabs a kendo stick and swats it down on Black Man’s bleeding torso as he yells out in pain! Mark yells for Black Man to get up! Black Man in pain slowly gets to his feet! Mark raises the kendo stick up high above his head to finish Black Man but Black Man boots Mark Revere in the gut then hits him with Black Stunn outta nowhere! Black Man covers as the fans all get up to their feet!
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Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT!? Mark Revere kicked out of Black Stunn! Mark Revere just won’t lose and Black Man is in shock! Black Man being humbled here tonight and Mark Revere is showing what he;’s made the fuck of!
Chuck Thompson: Mark Revere fought and won at Aces High for this chance and he knows this opportunity might not come around again! He’s trying his heart out tonight because he knows what’s at stake!
Black Man can’t believe it! He gets on top of Mark and bashes his head with a ground and pound of lefts and right as we see blood spatter on the canvas! The fans are going wild! Black Man gets Mark up and tosses him into the corner hard! Black Man goes for the corner move but Mark just won’t give up and he elbows Black Man in the face on impact! They both stumble out! Black Man picks up the steel chair and nubs it right in Mark’s gut! Black Man drops the chair on the mat and goes for a DDT into the chair but Mark twists out of it and gets Black Man in for The Sure Thing but Black Man shoves Mark into the ropes and hits Mark with a Black Stunn with Mark hitting the air off of impact and landing on the trashcan! Black Man gets on top of Mark and puts his hand over his face and hooks both legs!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL The Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
Steve White: It’s over! It’s over! Black Man puts an end to this one with another Black Stunn with Mark landing on the trashcan! Black Man retains but it’s by the skin of his ballsack! Black Man wins but he’s humbled tonight by the rookie!
Chuck Thompson: WHAT. A. MATCH! Black Man wins but Mark Revere makes a name for himself tonight! Great defense!
Black Man comes over and stomps on Mark Revere before rolling him out of the ring. A hurt and groggy Black Man holds up his title and falls in the corner as his music plays. He holds the title belt up high and flips off the booing fans as we fade out to a promo for the Main Event!
The stage is set. The lights flash a mystic green.
THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOWWWWWWW IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUU BBBBETTER THAN YOUUUUU I CAN DOOOO IT BETTER THAN YOU
THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOOOOOW!
Ryan Morgan explodes onto the stage wearing green cargo pants and a black string t-shirt. He has black military boots on which read 'The Showman of yesteryear'
His hair is noticeably styled and looks much more slick than recent months. He has a light stubble.
The Passionate Performer storms to the ring and grabs a mic hyping up the arena.
Ryan Morgan: The last time you saw me in this ring, I was a beaten, bloodied mess on the canvass. The last time you saw me in the backstage area, I was being read my last rights. Listen you kingpin piece of shit and you enforcer piece of garbage... Ryan Morgan doesn't fucking die!
Passion pours from The Former World Champion. He smirks and nods.
Ryan Morgan: Look, I admit it. I came back to EHWF and went a bit crazy, had a lot of fun and did some stupid ass shit. That's done now though. You are now getting THE AUTHENTIC Ryan Morgan...
He clenches his first.
Ryan Morgan: This twenty year game is over, Kingpin. I'm coming for my son..
The fans seem confused, as Morgan brings a son into the equation.
Ryan Morgan: And do you know what that means? It means I'm coming for you... But more, much more than that. I'm coming for your family, for your empire. I'm coming for your life.
Morgan grins with evil intent.
Ryan Morgan: I'm coming for your soul...
Morgan clenches his fist again as we fade to a commercial break.
We come back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a Mini Retribution Royale where the winner will gain the number 15 entry into the Retribution Royale match next week!
All of the lights go down and Through the Valley plays throughout the arena. Out comes Jim the clown with balloons and a manic smile on his painted face. He walks down the ramp to a mixed reaction, not interacting with the fans. He drags himself up on the ropes and into the ring. The giant stands tall in the ring and lets his balloons go while his music fade out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… Jim The Clown!
The hard synthetic beats of 'Dirt' play out through the arena speakers, the glitch-sounding synthetic sound glitching through the speakers as an image of a static-filled forest fill the entrance ramp's video screen. Through the fog, a silhouette can be seen as Aurora Ray gets down on her knees, looking as if in prayer as the first few lyrics of the song play out through the arena.
INTO DUST, WE GO
DIRT, GUM, HAIR AND SNOW
INTO DUST, WE GO
DIRT, GUM, HAIR AND SNOW
Ray emerges from the fog, a wide smile on her face as she tries to play to a crowd that clearly has no interest in doing so. She shrugs as she forward rolls down the ramp, landing on her knees and throwing her arms up in the air as the forest on the screen lights up with 'flames.' She springs to the apron, pulling herself up and onto the ropes, before springing into the center of the ring. She enters a sitting position, posing for a camera as it comes up close and pressing her fist under her chin with a vacant smile before drawing a 'line' across her throat with her thumb.
Illa Isabella: And now… Aurora Ray!
Sidius Grimm’s music hits and he comes out on the stage. He looks around and makes his way down the ramp. He walks around the ring and comes up the steel steps onto the apron. He comes inside the ring and looks over at the crowd and raises his arms as he waits for the rest of his partners tonight.
Illa Isabella: And next… Sidius Grimm!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next… Chemic!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And making his way to the ring… Cliff Maxwell!
Mr Katz comes out to "Dream On" - Aerosmith, he enters the ring under the bottom ropes and proceeds to roll around before getting on the top turnbuckle and waving to the fans.
Illa Isabella: And Now… Mr. Katz
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Illa Isabella: And Next… Emilio Gonzalos!
"Turn Down for What" - DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Illa Isabella: Now… Making his way to the ring… Sah’ta Thor!
“Woad to Ruin” By Hans Zimmer starts to play as the arena lights starts to flicker red on and off to the beat of the song. After about ten seconds Blood Red steps out from the back of the arena and raises his hand. Bringing it rapidly down red syrup drops from the ceiling over the audience. While the music continues to play Blood slowly starts down the ramp and then stops about halfway down. Once there he lifts both arms to the sides and as he does the ramp is lined in fire. Once the fire starts the syrup drips stop and Blood Red continues to the ring, Once in the ring he lowers the hood of his robe tossing it out of the ring and kneels in the center of the ring to stare up the ramp to await his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And Next… Blood Red!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And Lastly… Misty Vega!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Jim The Clown vs. Cliff Maxwell vs. Sidius Grimm vs. Sah'ta Thor vs. Aurora Ray vs. Blood Red vs. Chemic vs. Mr. Katz vs. Misty Vega vs. Emilio Gonzalos
The bell sounds and these 10 competitors all look across from each other, weary as they know what’s on the line tonight! The fans are going nuts but the attention turns to Emilio Gonzalos who will clearly be the biggest threat - literally! Emilio roars and Mr. Katz, Aurora and Thor swarm him! They attack him with body shots and the like but Emilio tosses them all off! Emilio runs up and levels Blood Red with a big body block! Misty runs over to the corner out of harms way! Jim The Clown - the equally tall monster stands across from Emilio and starts laughing! Jim is laughing maniacally as the fans get behind it and the rest of the wrestlers watch these two in the ring! Jim runs up and dishes out a right hand to Emilio! Emilio responds and the two get into a fist fight between two monsters! The fans are going wild!
Steve White: This match starts out but Emilio Gonzalos with his size is the clear favourite here! How the heck are you supposed to eliminate this beast! Remember the number 15 spot - exactly 50% of the Retribution Royale is up for grabs!
Chuck Thompson: Another beast in Jim The Clown - the almost 7 foot behemoth is taking on Emilio as these two start to brawl like King Kong and Godzilla!
Emilio pushes Jim back and whips him into the corner then hits him with a massive corner body block! Thor and Mr. Katz jump Emilio from behind but he tosses them off easily! Thor is up but Emilio clotheslines him back down! Misty Vega is in the corner with Aurora Ray, stomping her out! Chemic is being double teamed by Sidius and Cliff on the other side of the ring while Blood Red picks Thor up from the mat and tries to eliminate him! The fans are going wild and Misty Vega tosses Aurora Ray over the top rope! Aurora catches herself but Misty hits Aurora with a Mist Effect right in the head and Aurora falls to the outside!
Illa Isabella: Aurora Ray is eliminated!
Steve White: Misty Vega with a quick elimination there and now we’re down to 9 more people but that quick elimination isn’t going to mean much if they can’t get Emilio out!
Chuck Thompson: Thor almost eliminated there by Blood Red and Sidius and Cliff double teaming Chemic in the corner there as the fans are watching this one eagerly!
Misty runs up and boots Thor in the gut then starts hammering Blood Red with hammerfists in the face! Jim runs up and hits Emilio with a running big boot to the head then the two monsters hit the ropes and try to eliminate each other! Chemic hits Sidius and Cliff with a double clothesline! Emilio and Jim continue to brawl until Emilio picks Jim up and plants him with Supreme Slam and the fans go nuts! Emilio gets up and takes down Thor and Blood Red with a double clothesline! Emilio gets a smoke bomb in the face from Chemic and he falls to the ropes, coughing! Misty, Chemic and Mr. Katz try and eliminate Emilio over the top rope but it’s no good! Emilio throws all of them off! Mr. Katz goes for Spearmint but it has no effect on Emilio and Mr. Katz ends up hurting himself, bouncing right off of Emilio’s gut! Emilio picks Katz up and presses him overhead before tossing him to the outside!
Illa Isabella: Mr. Katz is eliminated!
Steve White: Emilio eliminates Mr. Katz easily and it looks like nothing can stop Emilio in the ring right now. Not even the giant Jim The Clown!
Chuck Thompson: Whoever wins this one gets to enter the Royale at number 15 next week which is a big advantage!
Jim The Clown runs up from behind with a big boot to Emilio and it does damage! Jim swings Emilio to the ropes and tries to eliminate him! Emilio gets Jim up but can’t get him over! Jim and Emilio hammer each other with big shots before Jim rakes Emilio’s eyes! The fans are going wild! Blood Red and Chemic try to eliminate them from behind but the monsters simply toss them off! Jim with another boot to the chest of Emilio almost gets rid of him but Emilio grabs Jim, headbutts him them tosses him over the top rope to the outside floor as the fans go wild for the action in the ring!
Illa Isabella: Jim The Clown is eliminated!
Steve White: Jim The Clown couldn’t mess with the monster Emilio and Emilio eliminates him! Now Emilio has not challenge of size in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Emilio wants this win and he’s probably gonna get it!
Emilio picks up Thor and plants him with a chokeslam! The same is done to Blood Red as Emilio dominates! Cliff Maxwell runs to the other side of the ring! Emilio wraps his hand around Chemic’s throat but Chemic spits red mist in Emilio’s face! Emilio yells in pain and falls to the ropes holding his eyes! Cliff, Sidius and Misty all run up and try to get him over the top rope! It’s no good Emilio tosses them off but he’s still blinded! Chemic runs up and hits him with a big boot to Emilio’s chest! Thor and Blood Red swarm Emilio! Sidius and Misty join in and they get him over the top rope and eliminate him to the floor outside! The fans go wild!
Illa Isabella: Emilio Gonzalos is eliminated!
Steve White: WOW! Everyone works together and eliminates Emilio Gonzalos right there! He’s gone! He’s finished! Now it’s anyone’s game!
Chuck Thompson: Emilio is gone and we’re down to the last remaining few here in the min royale!
Cliff orders Sidius up and Sidius runs up, saving Cliff by taking Thor out with a fameasser! Blood Red swings but Sidius with another fameasser to him! Misty hits Chemic with a flying shoulder block! She tries to follow up from behind and eliminate Sidius Grimm but Cliff clubs her in the back and Cliff and Sidius toss her over the top rope to the outside floor eliminating her!
Illa Isabella: Misty Vega is eliminated!
Steve White: Misty Vega is gone! Sidius and Cliff working together and that’s another huge advantage there!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff making Sidius do the heavy lifting there but it’s working for the both of them!
Blood Red gets a knee in on Chemic! Cliff picks up Thor and hits him with a right hand and Thor is dizzy after that one! They start to brawl but Sidius gets a shoulder in on Thor’s kidney and he goes down! Cliff picks Thor up but Thor twists out of it and hits Cliff with a lariat! Sidius hits Thor with a knee strike to the head! Thor is groggy and stumbles backwards! Thor signals that he will be the champ and hits a running Sidius with a big boot! Cliff is up and Thor runs up for a clothesline but Cliff ducks it and Thor clotheslines Sidius over to the outside! The fans go wild!
Illa Isabella: Sidius Grimm is eliminated!
Steve White: Sidius Grimm is out! Thor eliminates Sidius after Cliff ducks it! That clothesline was meant for Cliff!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff very cunning there but now he’s gonna eliminate Thor! Watch out!
Cliff is pissed and he dumps Thor over the top rope but Thor hangs on as he tries to fight Cliff off! Blood Red gets booted in the gut and then Chemic hits him with Chemical Plant! Thor thrusts back into the ring and gets back in then tosses Cliff to the mat! Thor with a low blow puts Cliff down for good as he berates him! Chemic spins Thor around then plants him on his head with Chemical Plant! The fans go nuts! It looks like Thor is out of it or having a seizure! Chemic can’t follow up as Blood Red boots Chemic in the balls from behind then grabs Chemic and tosses him over the top rope for the elimination!
Illa Isabella: Chemic is eliminated!
Steve White: Blood Red eliminates Chemic there! Blood Red has stated no more messing around - he’s gonna win this Retribution Royale and become champ!
Chuck Thompson: Blood Red with that tough elimination there and now we’re down to three!
Cliff comes up behind Blood Red and tries to toss him out but Blood Red reverses it and tosses Cliff over the top rope! Cliff saves himself! Thor gets up and he starts arguing with Blood Red! The old friends get heated! Thor says he’ll get the EHWF Championship and Blood Red tells him his time is over! They trade blows and Thor can’t hang on! He’s dizzy and Blood Red drops him! Cliff comes in and tosses Thor into the corner! Cliff puts his hands out to Blood Red and tells him they need to work together! Cliff and Blood Red hit Thor with corner stomps and they double team him as a bleeding and hurt Thor is down! Blood Red gets Thor up on his back and tries to eliminate him but Thor holds onto the ropes! Blood Red turns around as Thor elbows him in the head! Blood Red drops Thor over the top rope to the apron! The fans are going nuts! Blood Red boots Thor down and tries to push him out with his boot! Blood Red yells at Cliff for help but Cliff notices Thor is in bad shape so Cliff runs up and tosses Blood Red out of the ring from behind! Blood Red can’t believe it and Cliff smirks and laughs as the refs have to hold him back!
Illa Isabella: Blood Red is eliminated!
Steve White: Blood Red eliminated by Cliff Maxwell after Cliff lulled him into a false sense of security and betrayed him!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell backstabbed Blood Red and now Cliff Maxwell and Sah’ta Thor are gonna duke it out! Thor said it’s his time and he’s coming for the EHWF Championship yet again but Cliff Maxwell has slithered his way the whole way here!
Thor rolls back into the ring but he’s hurt and bleeding and abnormally dizzy and groggy! Cliff picks up Thor and whips him into the ropes! Thor stops himself against the ropes as Cliff runs up and Thor elbows Cliff in the face! Thor grabs Cliff and tosses him into the ropes and tries to eliminate him! It’s no good! They grapple around as the fans go wild but Thor hits Cliff with a rake to the back! The fans are on their feet! Cliff punches Thor in the gut then grabs him behind, locking him in the Graham Clutch! Thor is getting wrenched in pain but Thor breaks out of it and tosses Cliff into the ropes! Thor goes to clothesline him over but Cliff jumps a boot into a running Thor! Cliff goes for Power Punch but Thor ducks it and lifts Cliff up on his shoulder! Cliff thrashes around and he’s too heavy as Thor goes for Parasite Eve! Cliff with a thumb to the eye, slides off of Thor’s back as Thor can’t get it! Cliff shoves Thor into the ropes then hits him with Power Punch right in the jaw and Thor goes over the top rope, half knocked out and falls to the outside floor as the fans all boo!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Cliff Maxwell!
Steve White: Cliff Maxwell does it! The cunning asshole holds on and wins this one and now he’s gonna enter the Royale at number 15!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell tosses out Thor last and he played this one perfectly!
Thor slides back in the ring and hits Cliff in the back from behind as the fans cheer! Thor grabs Cliff for a Parasite Eve but Sidius slides in and hits Thor with a snap kick across his torso! Thor bounces off of the ropes when he drops Cliff and ducks a double clothesline from then but Thor hits both Cliff and Sidius with a diving body block!
Steve White: Cliff and Sidius double teaming Thor here after the match but Thor its fighting back!
Chuck Thompson: Thor fighting back right now but WATCH OUT!!
Thor gets up and turns around but Cesar Rose comes in from behind and levels Thor with a massive high impact lariat! The fans boo and Thor is down!
Steve White: Cesar Rose taking Thor out and now he’s helping out his boss and Sidius! Thor in trouble!
Cliff and Sidius get up and start stomping out Thor! Cliff, Sidius and Cesar grab Thor by his arms and legs and lift him up high in the air and then slam him down hard on the canvas! The fans are booing and Thor rolls out of the ring in pain as Cliff raises his arms and orders Cesar to get him a mic!
Cliff Maxwell: You are looking at your NUMBER FIFTEEN entrant into the Retribution Royale and the FUTURE EHWF Champion! Sah’ta Thor? His time is over! Blood Red?! How could someone as pathetic as him think he could be champion? Chemic!? Don’t make me laugh! Emilio Gonzalos - that puppet for Fernandez Gomez - give me a break. I WILL BE CHAMPION AND I WILL WIN THE ROYALE NEXT WEEK!
Steve White: Wow! Thor put down and Cliff Maxwell making a huge claim!
Chuck Thompson: And sending a message to everyone else in the Retribution Royale at the same time!
Cesar and Sidius hoist Cliff up on their shoulders and hold him up as he celebrates and raises his arms up to the booing fans. We fade out.
We cut backstage to find EHWF interviewer, Patricia Downs, standing by with a microphone in hand and a smile on her face.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time, former Hardcore Champion, Nathaniel Nitro and EHWF’s newest acquisition, Mina Wilk!
The camera pans out to reveal both Nathaniel Nitro and Mina Wilk standing beside the interviewer. Nitro with his arms folded as he stares off in the distance with a look of intense focus plastered across his face while Wilk has a smile on her face as she nods to the interviewer.
Patricia Downs: Well I’ll start with you, Mina, if you don’t mind… first of all, it’s great to have you here in EHWF, welcome… I know you haven’t been here for very long but what do you think so far?
Mina has her hands behind her back, rocking on her Chuck Taylors.
Mina Wilk: Well, I was watching before I got hired, and there’s so many great people here. And the best person right beside me.
Nitro breaks out of his focused trance and glances over to his girlfriend and smiles.
Patricia Downs: Well tonight, you’ll get to see Nathaniel here wrestle in person for the first time, which brings me to you now, Nathaniel. You’re going up against Killer Carter in what is expected to be one Hell of a hard-hitting contest… what are your thoughts?
He strokes his right hand through his beard as he breathes in and slowly exhales through his nose.
Nathaniel Nitro: My thoughts are simple, Patricia. Carter and I have had a similar start to our careers here in EHWF. We both won championships relatively early on, then unfortunately lost them and now we’re on paths to win gold again. She’s a tough competitor who values this sport heavily, and I have a lot of respect for her. But I am a second generation wrestler! And given that Carter took it to the currently undefeated World Champion, Ana Somnia, and has come closest to being the one to dethrone her? This match is huge for me! If I walk out victorious? That skyrockets my chances of one again holding gold here and THAT is why I’m going to give her the fight of her life tonight!
The interviewer nods before turning her attention back to Wilk.
Patricia Downs: And what about your thoughts, Mina? Are you looking forward to seeing Nathaniel compete and what do you think his chances are in tonight’s match against such a formidable opponent in Killer Carter?
Mina Wilk: Nothing against Miss Carter, she’s big and bad and I respect what you can do. However, my wolf man here, he’s on a mission. WE are on a mission and it starts here tonight. The thing about us is that we are like Covid to Ana Somnia. Nate is the first wave, I am the second. While I’ve yet to prove myself here yet, I will. And they should be afraid.
Wilk then lets out a loud wolf howl from the top of her lungs as Nitro smirks and nods in agreement.
Patricia Downs: Well, Nathaniel… Mina… thank you for your time. Good luck in your match tonight, Nathaniel and we’ll look forward to seeing you in action in the near future, Mina.
Both Nitro and Wilk nod in appreciation towards the interviewer before they both walk past her and off camera as we cut elsewhere.
We cut to ringside where Illa Isabella is standing with a microphone in hand and a smile on her face.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for--
The opening to “The Gun Show” by In This Moment begins to play through the PA system, causing Isabella to stop mid-sentence and when the song kicks into full swing, Killer Carter marches out onto the stage. Turning her back to the ramp, she stretches out her arms and displays the devil’s horns with her hands before swiftly turning back around and storming down the ramp.
Steve White: Looks like KC isn’t wasting any time here.
Chuck Thompson: She’s always ready for a fight, Steve, we know that.
Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she rolls under the bottom rope and heads to the center of the ring, outstretches her arms and displays the devil horns again before asking the ring announcer for her microphone and she’s handed it as “The Gun Show” fades out.
Killer Carter: First of all, I want to apologise for cutting you off Illa… and don’t worry… I’m going to keep this short and sweet and let Nate come out here for our match…
The behemoth paces the ring a little.
Killer Carter: But as you all know, at Aces High, I said that if Team Rissi… the team I was a part of… won their match, I would ask Gomez to give me the right to choose which spot I will enter in the Retribution Royale match.
She smirks as the fans cheer.
Killer Carter: And I know what you’ve all probably been thinking over the past few weeks… given that it’s a 30 person over-the-top rope Battle Royal style match that I’m gonna go ahead and pick number 30…
KC shakes her head and smiles.
Killer Carter: But that’s too easy… and predictable. You see… out of EVERYONE on this roster who has gone toe to toe with Ana Somnia for the World Championship? I’ve come the closest to actually taking it from her!
She strokes her free hand through her hair, still smirking.
Killer Carter: And I know I can take that title from her and the way to prove that is simple. I’m entering the Retribution Royale at the number one spot!
The fans come unglued at the announcement.
Steve White: Wait, what?!
Chuck Thompson: Of all the spots she picked… she chose number one?!
Carter nods.
Killer Carter: You heard me! I’m gonna enter number one and I am gonna go all the way and win the Retribution Royale and prove that I have what it takes to beat Ana Somnia to become World Champion!
KC then tosses the microphone to Isabella as the opening to "The Animal" by Disturbed begins to play across the PA system and a wolf howl is heard before the song kicks in. Once it does so, Nathaniel Nitro slowly walks out onto the stage followed by Mina Wilk who steps in front of him and gets down onto one knee and lets out a wolf howl before the two begin to make their way down the ramp.
Illa Isabella: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring… Killer Carter!
As the two reach the ring, Wilk rolls under the bottom rope while Nitro walks up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes. He then makes his way to the center of the ring while Wilk once again gets down on one knee in front of him and let's out another wolf howl as "The Animal" fades out.
Illa Isabella: And her opponent… being accompanied by Mina Wilk, “The Wolfman” Nathaniel Nitro!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Killer Carter vs. Nathaniel Nitro
The two competitors step up to one another, both mouthing off as it’s become apparent to the EHWF fans that these are two young, brash wrestlers who aren’t afraid to speak their mind, nor do they have a problem having a fight. Eventually, the two begin a slugfest with one another, delivering hard right hands to one another before KC begins to gain the upper hand delivering several right hands in succession.
Steve White: Both of these two young stars started this match bludgeoning each other but now it looks as though Carter has the upper hand.
Chuck Thompson: You have to wonder, now that Nitro has Mina in his corner whether that will affect his performance in the ring, and whether her being out here will be a positive or a negative.
Carter goes for a clothesline, however Nitro ducks it and then fires back with a European uppercut followed by a forearm smash then another European uppercut and then another forearm smash which sends the behemoth staggering back into the ropes. Nitro then whips her off the ropes and when she comes back, he nails her with a spinebuster and hooks the leg.
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Steve White: And Nitro comes back with a flurry of offense before nailing KC with a vicious spinebuster but Carter powers out at one!
Chuck Thompson: Nitro’s as tough as nails but Carter seems to just be superhuman when it comes to her strength and power.
On the outside, Wilk slaps the mat and tells Nitro to keep on the attack before letting out a wolf howl and The Wolfman indeed does exactly that as he delivers a headbutt to Carter once she gets to her feet and then proceeds to lift her up for a suplex, however KC delivers a hard knee to the top of Nitro’s head and then hits him with a suplex of her own.
Steve White: Mina on the outside yelling words of encouragement to her boyfriend there but Nitro wasn’t able to follow through as Carter with the reversal, plants him with a suplex.
Chuck Thompson: It’s that power we mentioned earlier, Steve, despite getting that headbutt… Carter was still able to stop Nitro’s suplex attempt and then hit one of her own.
Carter grabs Nitro by the waist from behind and deadlifts him and nails him with a German suplex, however she keeps a hold and gets back to her feet and hits a second one followed by a third and then bridges for a pin.
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Steve White: And Carter continues to dominate with that trifecta of German suplexes but Nitro kicks out at two.
Chuck Thompson: What a match we are witnessing here tonight, Steve.
Carter signals for the end as she crouches in the corner, measuring Nitro as he slowly gets to his feet and as soon as he does and turns around, KC charges at him for a spear, however Nitro leapfrogs over her and when she turns to face him, she’s struck with a lightning quick combination consisting of a boxing jab, a European uppercut and a headbutt which sends Carter stumbling as she’s on jelly legs and turns her back to him so Nitro nails her with Burnout The Nitro.
Steve White: Carter tried to put Nitro away with a spear but just like that, Nitro avoids it and follows up with his Fast & Furious combination and then drops her with Burnout The Nitro!
Chuck Thompson: But look! Carter is slowly rolling towards the ropes!
Carter is indeed rolling towards the ropes as Nitro scrambles towards her to stop her so he can make the pin, but he’s too late and KC rolls out of the ring and drops to the floor on the outside. Nitro places his hands on the side of his head in disbelief as Mina calls to him to get Carter back into ring so he quickly rolls out and slowly but surely manages to deadlift Carter up back onto the apron and rolls her back into the ring and then scrambles into a pin.
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Steve White: NO!!! KILLER CARTER JUST GETS HER SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE THREE!!!
Chuck Thompson: Carter wants to prove here tonight why she’s going to go all the way in the Retribution Royale from the number one spot!
Nitro grabs his beard in frustration as he gets up to his feet and makes a cut throat gesture before letting out a low growling howl before he grabs Carter by the head and lifts her up into a powerbomb position. As he lifts her up for the Nitro Bomb, Carter manages to slip down the back of him and then she hits the ropes and as soon as Nitro turns around, he’s nailed with a vicious spear.
Steve White: Nitro was gonna go for that Powerbomb Lungblower that he calls the Nitro Bomb, but Carter slips down the back of him and almost broke him in half with a vicious spear!
Chuck Thompson: We all thought Nitro had this in the bag, but somehow Carter was able to come back!
Wasting little time, Carter picks Nitro up and lifting him up into a suplex position, she drops him with a Jackhammer and hooks the leg.
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Killer… Carter!
Steve White: Well, what a match that was Chuck! It could have gone either way!
Chuck Thompson: You’re not kidding, Steve. An impressive win there for Carter.
The referee raises KC’s arm in victory as her music plays while Wilk, who is now in the ring is tending to Nitro who is obviously frustrated over the loss as he clutches the back of his neck as he slowly gets to his feet. Carter turns around to face the couple and she points to Nitro and nods before outstretching her fist towards him, after a few moments, Nitro gives her a fist bump and then Carter moves her fist in the direction of Wilk who also accepts the fist bump before KC then leaves the ring and heads up the ramp to the back as we cut elsewhere.
We come back to the backstage area where we see Michael Rissi walking. He walks down the halls of EHWF and through to gorilla, making his way through the area as we hear his music hit in the arena! The camera changes and the fans go BERSERK as the music hits and we see Michael Rissi come out to his pyro! Rissi looks around and hypes up the fans for Mayhem 250! He rushes down to the ring and grabs a mic, waiting for the cheering fans to calm down!
Michael Rissi: I started my career here in EHWF at the end of 2011 - I wasn’t even 20 years old back then. I was amazing, it truly was. When I walked into EHWF Justin Taker was the Chairman and Scorpion was the President and the atmosphere was incredible. EHWF went all the way back to 2008 when Scorpion and Justin Taker broke away from ECWF and decided to start their own thing. It’s a good thing they did because we have the single biggest, most incredible pro wrestling blockbuster company on the planet and it’s not slowing down any time soon!
The fans go NUTS!
Michael Rissi: I’ve been around here almost a decade. I’ve been a wrestler, an owner, a hall of famer. I’ve seen some of the best like Danny Givens, Zoe McDraven and Wilmer Patacky and I’ve seen some of the worst like DGS, Bill Ryder and Drake Coleman. I’ve seen hack after hack come into this company but I’ve also seen some of the greatest who never stepped foot inside EHWF like Kai Stevens and Kieran Overton.
The fans mix between boos and cheers for the mentioned competitions!
Michael Rissi: I won my first EHWF Championship back in 2012 where I destroyed DGS at Scars and Stripes. I destroyed him so bad that when I offered him his rematch, he quit the company, moved overseas, put on a mask and joined the Indies!
The fans all laugh, jeer and boo as Michael Rissi nods along in the ring.
Michael Rissi: Bill Ryder committed a sexual assault. DGS and Silver Kazama got busted for match fixing. Joshua Samson’s lack of creativity drove Anarchy into the ground and EHWF was sold to Major League Baseball after all of the controversy… But then it came back and the roster is better than its always been! Joshua Samson’s dumpster fire of a trash Indy Federation is long dead and buried as it should be and no one has ever head of those other “wrestlers” names again. Now… Now it’s just about the future and I’m honoured to be here at Mayhem 250!
Suddenly all the lights go off and the fans scream. Abomination’s high pitch scratching is heard and the agonising screams in the background go off as we’re left in darkness!
Steve White: The lights are out! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Oh no!
Abomination: Huha… Can you HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME?! It’s all about you isn’t it!? ISN’T IT!?
The lights come back on and Michael looks behind him as we see the terrifying Abomination standing behind. They come face to face and Abomination smirks behind his mask! Abomination hits Michael with a right hand! Michael responds with one of his own and the fans go WILD as a brawl breaks out! They trade blows but Michael looks shocked as Abomination isn’t going down after the massive shots!
Steve White: Abomination! Abomination! Abomination and Michael Rissi are brawling right now!
Chuck Thompson: What the heck is this terrifying freak! If this was anyone else Rissi would have dropped them by now but Abomination isn’t going down!
Abomination thrusts Rissi in the side then in the throat! He grabs Rissi and clenches down on his injured neck! Rissi yells in pain but he hits Abomination with an elbow to get out of it! Abomination boots Rissi in the midsection then hits him with another throat thrust! Rissi is hurt and Abomination bounces off of the ropes! Rissi hoists the running Abomination up and plants him with a massive spinebuster!
Steve White: Spinebuster! Masssive!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi gets the upper hand!
Rissi lines Abomination up! Abomination gets up as the fans cheer! Rissi fires a Superkick but just before Rissi connects, all of the lights go out once again! The fans are scared, some cheering and some in shock but when the lights go back on, Abomination has Rissi in his grasp, back bent backwards, holding him by the head!
Steve White: Lights off before Rissi hit that Superkick!
Chuck Thompson: They’re back on but now somehow Rissi is caught but this horrible freak, Abomination! Oh now!
Abomination drolls out blood onto Rissi’s forehead as he pulls him back and hits him with the Rissi Breaker! Rissi’s head gets dumped into the canvas and the fans are in shock! Abomination rolls out of the ring, laughing maniacally like a mad man! The fans are booing but Abomination looks back at Rissi in the ring as he holds his neck and head!
Abomination: It’s not ABOUT any of that anymore Michael! It’s about defeating you! It’s about handing you your first loss! THIS IS FOR ME more than it is for anyone else! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Rissi laid out by Abomination during his 250 speech! That was brutal! Who is this!?
We quickly cut out to a promo for the main event!
We cut back to the ring where Illa Isabella is ready to introduce the next match of the night!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and gentlemen...the next contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a hardcore match!
The lights in the arena dim down, as "HandClap" by Fitz & the Tantrums begins to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites '13. Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song. He looked into the camera and says “150...200...250! And I’m still here!” as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope. He would then throwing his right index finger into the air and yell out into the cheers from the crowd as his entrance music began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce and a quick curtsy-like bow before he began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first…”Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal wolf design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so.
Illa Isabella: And next...his opponent...Alexandria Kendrick!
She rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, pulling a pair of gloves out from her cleavage and pulling them on, one at a time. They seemed to also have a teal wolf design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises her right fist into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Wilmer Patacky vs Alexandria Kendrick
As soon as the bell rings, Alexandria charges out from her corner right at Wilmer! It seems like Wilmer barely has time to dodge underneath a spinning roundhouse kick that was aimed right at his head! Wilmer slips behind Alexandria, shoving her away as he jumps back to put some space between the two.
Steve White: I was surprised that these two actually let the bell ring before they started swinging at each other, but even more surprised that Wilmer nearly had his head kicked off right out of the gate!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria Kendrick showing that she’s not messing around, but we still have no idea why she’s so hell bent on attacking her ex-husband!
As soon as Wilmer had jumped back, Alexandria had already turned and charged once again. She started throwing punch and kick combinations with amazing swiftness. Wilmer could barely keep up, let alone throw in a punch or kick of his own that Alexandria easily blocked. Alexandria kept her offensive rush up, keeping Wilmer on the defensive. She suddenly sends another rocket fast roundhouse at Wilmer’s head, but he suddenly catches her foot at the ankle and steps back to make it harder for Alexandria to keep her balance.
Chuck Thompson: How did Wilmer catch her foot like that? That was incredible, Steve!
Steve White: I’m sure the fact that they used to train together has something to do with it, Chuck.
Wilmer spins around and takes Alexandria down with a spinning sweep. Wilmer then lined Alexandria up for a standing shooting star! Alexandria saw it coming and rolled out of the way right at the last second! Wilmer catches himself on his hands and knees though, and jumps right back up to his feet as Alexandria once again charges right at him. Alexandra goes low with a basement dropkick to Wilmer’s left knee, leaving her right knee up as Wilmer falls face first into her knee!
Steve White: Alexandria moving with lightning speed dodging the standing star press attempt by Wilmer. Showing that she has a slight advantage when it comes to their reaction time!
Chuck Thompson: That low dropkick knocked Wilmer right off of his feet, and then he landed face first into Alexandria’s knee, what a combo!
Wilmer rolls over on the mat, holding his face in pain as Alexandria cracks a wicked grin while climbing to her feet, her eyes locked on Wilmer. Wilmer quickly pushes himself up to his feet and takes a swing at Alexandria, but she catches his arm and uses the momentum to flip him over with a Judo hip toss!
Steve White: Alexandria with a Judo throw on Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer thought he knew Alexandria’s moveset, but in whatever time they’ve spent apart she’s made sure to change it up some!
Alexandria kept a hold of Wilmer’s arm after the throw, as she pulls him over onto his stomach. She then drops down and begins to wrench back on Wilmer’s arm with a Fujiwara armbar! Wilmer acted fast though, as he is able to roll Alexandria over and off of him. As Wilmer is able to climb up to one knee, Alexandria flies in ot of nowhere, wrapping her lags around his neck and grabbing his arm as she locks in a shining triangle choke onto Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria out of nowhere, locking in the License to Kill! Holy shit, Steve! What a return from the former Hardcore Champion right here!
Steve White: Alexandria is a main reason as to why Wilmer was eliminated at Aces High, will she be the one to finally bring Wilmer’s momentum screeching to a halt tonight?
Wilmer is grasping around frantically for the ropes as Alexandria continues to tighten in on the triangle choke. Wilmer tries to push Alexandria up into a pinning position, but she is able to keep one shoulder up at each attempt. Wilmer is finally able to reach out and grab the bottom rope!
Chuck Thompson: I bet Wilmer is really regretting asking for this to be a hardcore match right now. But since there’s no disqualification, grabbing the bottom rope won’t force the referee to break up the hold!
Steve White: I wouldn’t count Wilmer out just yet, Chuck!
Wilmer uses the rope to pull himself and Alexandria closer to the apron. Wilmer then begins to maneuver himself out onto the apron between the bottom and middle ropes while still locked into the License to Kill triangle choke. Alexandria begins to tighten her grip on the choke and keep Wilmer from doing whatever he has planned. Right as Wilmer begins to pull back and bring Alexandria through the ropes with him, she releases the hold! She flips backwards and onto her feet while Wilmer frantically grabs at the rope to keep himself from falling back from the apron. But right as Wilmer pulls himself back to a good balance on the apron he gets met with a spinning back kick from Alexandria, as her leg shoots in between the ropes and cracks Wilmer right in the face! Wilmer falls back hard onto the padded mat outside of the ring!
Steve White: Wilmer’s face just got reintroduced to Alexandria’s foot right there, Chuck! And Wilmer goes down hard!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer might be dead, Steve! Did you hear that smack!? I’m pretty sure that was the back of his head!
Wilmer looks dazed as he looks up while flat out on his back, trying to shake out the cobwebs. Alexandria rolls out of the ring on the opposite side of the ring than Wilmer, looking under the ring for a weapon. Wilmer is starting to climb up to his feet with help from the guardrail, as Alexandria walks around the corner with a kendo stick in hand. She charges in before Wilmer can block, and a loud smack can be heard as she swings the kendo stick and strikes Wilmer right across his exposed stomach!
Steve White: BAH GAWD, Chuck! Look at the welp Wilmer got from that strike!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah Steve, I don’t think Wilmer was thinking clearly when he asked for this to be a hardcore match. I’m starting to think this is exactly what Alexandria wanted!
Wilmer rolled around and let out a cry in pain after the kendo stick strike, before pulling himself up to his feet and showing a red swelling across his upper stomach. Alexandria began to start swinging the kendo stick wildly at Wilmer, striking him over and over again across his arms, head and shoulders as he tries to block them. With each swing, Alexandria lets out a blood curdling scream of anger, leaving welps all over Wilmer, mainly all over his arms. She keeps up the assault, backing Wilmer up against the ringside turnbuckle post. That’s when Alexandria winds back to put more power into the swing, letting out another scream as she swings at full force. Wilmer quickly ducks down and out of the way as the kendo stick strikes against the turnbuckle post! The kendo stick snaps in half, being held together by a strand! When Alexandria turns her attention back to Wilmer she gets met with a running superkick from him!
Steve White: Chuck, Wilmer’s Got Kicks out there! He takes Alexandria down momentarily with a running superkick!
Chuck Thompson: That’s really his first sign of offense tonight, Steve. This match has mainly been all Alexandria so far! Maybe that superkick will swing the momentum over in Wilmer’s favor!
Wilmer uses the apron to help pull himself back up to his feet as Alexandria is the one who is down and trying to shake the cobwebs.Wilmer ducks down and starts to dig around underneath the ring as Alexandria is now climbed up and is crawling towards the ring. All that can be seen of Wilmer is his feet kicking from underneath the ring as he continues to dig around for the perfect weapon while Alexandria is back up to her feet, after she had quickly reached under and grabbed something from under the ring herself. When Alexandria turns to face where Wilmer was, Wilmer is now completely out from under the ring and holding onto a child’s sized baseball bat!
Chuck Thompson: Is that a children’s bat, Steve!? Is it even a real bat, or is it plastic?
Wilmer walks towards Alexandria, pointing the small bat at her. Alexandria reaches over and pops the knuckles in her right hand...or so it seems. Wilmer suddenly dives at her and takes a swing with the small bat. Alexandria quickly ducks underneath the bat before unleashing a huge right uppercut to Wilmer! Wilmer’s head snaps back, as a small amount of blood splatters out of a small cut on Wilmer’s chin as we now see that Alexandria had just slipped on a pair of brass knuckles!
Steve White: While Wilmer was digging around all over for his tiny bat, Alexandria knew exactly where to find what she was looking for. Wilmer has got to be down and out after that uppercut with those brass knuckles on!
Wilmer falls back, seemingly down and out as Alexandria takes a moment to catch her breath. She looks down at her ex-husband before her, and can’t help but crack another wicked grin across her lips. She lets the brass knuckles drop down from her hand, as they had served their purpose. Alexandria lifts Wilmer up and rolls him into the ring underneath the bottom rope, rolling into the ring after him. Alexandria climbs to her feet and sends a quick kick to Wilmer’s left side. Wilmer rolls over in pain, as blood spits out from his mouth. Wilmer starts to try to push himself up onto his knees, but Alexandria drops down with a grapple around his upper body. Alexandria pulls her right leg back, before quickly smashing it into Wilmer’s left shoulder! Wilmer yells out in pain as Alexandria starts to repeatedly slam Wilmer in the head and shoulder with Muay Thai knee strikes!
Steve White: Alexandria is letting out a lot of anger out right here, really bringing the damage to Wilmer right now, Chuck,
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria made sure that Wilmer’s shift in momentum was very short lived. First that uppercut with the brass knuckles, now these brutal knee shots! How is Wilmer even still conscious?
Alexandria lifts Wilmer up by his hair before hooking his head and then lifting him up for a suplex, before spinning around and dropping him into a falcon arrow! Wilmer cringes in pain on the mat as Alexandria sits there, laughing at Wilmer. She falls back and then kips up onto her feet as she locks her eyes on her target, Wilmer. Alexandria moves in and picks Wilmer back up to his feet. She lines him up and then hits him with a thundering knife edge chop to his chest. Wilmer winces in pain as he stumbles back into the turnbuckle. Alexandria backs into the opposite corner, once again lining Wilmer up in her sites. As Wilmer is starting to catch a breath, Alexandria charges straight at him and hits him with a huge corner shining wizard! Alexandria doesn’t waste a second as she bounces off of Wilmer and runs back to the opposing corner as Wilmer stumbles out of the turnbuckle in a daze. Alexandria shoots towards Wilmer again looking to follow up with a running calf kick, but she stops in her tracks when Wilmer goes to dodge out of the way. Instead, Alexandria jumps up and bounces off the ropes, bouncing off and flying right at Wilmer as she connects with a big springboard roundhouse kick!
Steve White: Alexandria with shades of her father, Brandon Bash as she hits the Lethal Injection! Will she capitalize and go for the pin?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think so, Steve. It seems like however this relationship ended, it must have ended badly. Alexandria’s out for blood!
Alexandria is down on one knee as she stares down at Wilmer for a moment before she dives down to make a cover.
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KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria surprisingly going for a pinfall there. But Wilmer kicks out before the three!
As Alexandria climbs to her feet, she pulls Wilmer along with her back up to his feet. She starts to drag him over to a corner, but Wilmer suddenly pushes her off of him! He charges at her this time and ducks underneath a quick clothesline attempt by Alexandria. She spins around just to see Wilmer springboard off of the middle rope and hit her with a springboard moonsault! Wilmer is quick to be back on his feet as Alexandria kips back up. When Alexandria turns back to face Wilmer, he has already charged at her and he leaps into the air right at her, grabbing her head before dropping down and slamming the top of her head straight into the mat with a snapmare driver!
Steve White: The Alaskan Pipeline! This could be it, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: But no, Steve! He’s going up to the top rope instead! Are we about to see the Great Frog-Bow?
Just as Chuck called it, Wilmer leapt off the top rope and went for the Great Frog-Bow! But no, Alexandria rolls out of the way right at the last second! Wilmer crashes hard, his right elbow smashing right into the mat. He rolls around in pain, grabbing his arm in pain. Alexandria pushes herself up to her feet as she looks over at Wilmer. She quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs the small bat that Wilmer had pulled out from who knows where under the ring earlier. She slides back into the ring as Wilmer has made it back up to his feet. Alexandria charges at Wilmer, swinging the bat right at his head! Wilmer ducks underneath it, spinning behind Alexandria as he hooked her left arm while ducking the swing of the bat. He then reaches over and quickly hooks her right arm before flipping back and hitting a quick tiger suplex! Wilmer uses the momentum to shove Alexandria up and off of him as she lands on her feet while Wilmer is the one who kips up to his feet this time. He quickly runs up and grabs Alexandria’s head. Wilmer hooks her head and then starts running towards a corner turnbuckle.
Steve White: Wilmer going for the Wackness!
Alexandria instead shoves Wilmer face first into the top turnbuckle. Wilmer stumbles back, slowly turning around while doing so. Alexandria is once again charging right at Wilmer, as she launches at him looking for her End Game bicycle knee strike!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria dodged the Wackness, and looks to retaliate with the End Game! But Wilmer dodged out of the way!
Alexandria’s knee smashes into the top turnbuckle! As she stumbles back, her right knee buckles a bit underneath her weight. Wilmer comes up and hooks Alexandria’s arms! He fights against her attempt at stopping him, but Wilmer is able to follow through!
Steve White: The Lubrication Twist! This one is over, Chuck!
Alexandria rolls over after getting hit with the Lubrication Twist. Wilmer rolls over, wincing and holding his head in pain as he takes a second to catch his breath. As Wilmer starts to crawl towards Alexandria to go for the pin, the lights in the arena cut out!
Chuck Thompson: What is going on here!? Who cut the lights? What the hell is going on here!?
A few moments go by as we suddenly see a torch lit on the stage. A glimpse of a man in a blood red cloak can be seen from the flame of the torch. That is when the lights cut back on. The man in the cloak slowly makes his way down the ramp as Wilmer climbs back up to his feet, not taking his eyes off of the cloaked man as Alexandria rolls to the apron on the left.
Steve White: Who in the world is this guy?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know, Steve. But I don’t like the look of this. If this guy pulls out a knife, we’re getting the hell out of here for our own safety!
The man in the cloak makes it all the day down to ringside and holds the torch out. A ringside crew member suddenly runs up and sprays out the torch with a fire extinguisher. The man drops the torch to the ground as Wilmer stares him down. The man reaches up and grabs his hood...as Wilmer can be seen just shaking his head as if he already know who it is. The man pulls the hood back…
Steve White: It’s Alexandria Kendrick’s father! EHWF Legend, Brandon Bash!
Chuck Thompson: You know, as soon as I saw that look on Wilmer’s face, it all clicked. Of course it’s Brandon Bash! Of course Alexandria’s daddy would come out here to make the save!
Wilmer points out at Bash and yells at him in anger, daring him to step into the ring. Bash just laughs at Wilmer while he pulls the cloak off to reveal a nice blood red suit underneath.
Brandon Bash: How stupid do you think I am? As stupid as you?
Wilmer’s right eyebrow cocks up at Bash’s words, as he quickly turns around just to get smashed right on the head with a huge chair shot from Alexandria! Wilmer crashes down to the mat fast and hard as blood begins to trickle out from a cut on his forehead! Alexandria drops the chair down right in the center of the ring as she then mounts Wilmer and begins to unload with big right fists to the cut on his forehead, as she opens it up even more and Wilmer begins to bleed even more!
Chuck Thompson: You know, I almost forgot that this was a hardcore match, Steve! Maybe because the little tiny bat never really made contact with anyone. How sad.
Alexandria drops Wilmer’s head before she pushes herself up off of him as she looks down at his blood on her fist. She raises her right fist up and then licks some of Wilmer’s blood right off of her fist as she looks down at him with a sinister smile.
Steve White: Doesn’t she know how unsanitary that is? And with this pandemic going on, too?
Alexandria walks over to the side of the ring that Bash is on and yells out at him.
Alexandria Kendrick: Alright...I think it’s time you brought him out!
Bash just flashes a sadistic grin of his own as he nods to his daughter and turns around to head up the ramp to the backstage area.
Steve White: Alexandria just told Brandon that it was time to bring him out. Who is this he that she’s talking about!?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know, Steve, but I think she needs to be paying attention to Wilmer...
Just as Alexandria turns around, she eats another big running superkick from Wilmer! Alexandria stumbles back into the ropes, causing her to stumble right back towards Wilmer. Wilmer follows up with a kick to the gut as he pulls her in, hooks the leg and lifts her up! Wilmer then jumps up, as he drops her down on her head all while hooking her free leg with his own leg as he hits a small package driver on his ex-wife right on the chair!
Chuck Thompson: We haven’t seen that one in a while, Steve!
Steve White: Wilmer with the Nocturnal Emission right onto the chair! And he holds it for the pin!
The ref dives down to make the count!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: The winner of the match…”Wacky” Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: Wilmer did it! He beat Alexandria after an unintentional distraction from her father!
Chuck Thompson: Oh man, if you thought Alexandria was mad before...I don’t want to be around whenever she gets up after that Nocturnal Emission, Steve. And wait...just who the hell did Brandon Bash go get?
Right after those words left Chuck’s mouth, Bash comes out from behind the curtain as Wilmer’s music started to play with a microphone in hand. Bash looks furious as he looks down and sees the referee raising Wilmer’s hand. That’s when a mountain of a man stepped out from behind the curtain behind Bash in a black cloak. He wasn’t necessarily tall, but he was certainly wide. Bash looks over to the man in the cloak as he points down at the ring and raises the mic to his mouth.
Brandon Bash: Wilmer...you’re going to regret that, you son of a bitch. Stephen! Destroy him!
The new man in a cloak made his way down the ramp. Wilmer stumbled a bit in the ring as he felt his forehead before looking down and seeing that there’s blood on his hand. He shakes out of it as he prepares for whoever this man in the cloak could be. As soon as the man in the cloak is at the bottom of the ramp, he reaches up and pulls the cloak off to reveal a man who looks like nothing but pure muscle underneath.
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Brandon Bash sends this Stephen guy in the cloak down the the ring to take care of Wilmer, and he’s built like a damn house!
Chuck Thompson: Well Steve, if anything...I would say that Brandon Bash and Alexandria Kendrick have found themselves one hell of a problem solver!
This “Stephen” as Bash called him jumps up onto the apron with ease before climbing into the ring. Stephen rolls his shoulders while popping his neck as he sizes Wilmer up. Stephen doesn’t seem to be impressed at all as Wilmer prepares himself for an attack. And that’s when Stephen suddenly lunged at Wilmer, driving his right knee straight into Wilmer’s gut!
Chuck Thompson: A guy with that much muscle shouldn’t be able to move that fast, Steve! This guy caught Wilmer by surprise and just knocked the wind out of him with that huge knee to the gut!
Wilmer bounces up from the blow before falling down onto his knees from the strength behind the attack. Before Wilmer has any time to recuperate, Stephen has his arms wrapped around Wilmer’s waist as he deadlifts him up with ease! He lifts Wilmer up, spinning a bit before dropping Wilmer down with incredible force as he hits a huge deadlift gutwrench powerbomb right onto the chair!
Steve White: This guy is tossing Wilmer around like a ragdoll! We need someone to get out here and stop this already!
Wilmer is laid out in the ring as Bash is helping Alexandria up to her feet at ringside. Stephen reaches down and grabs Wilmer by the throat and once again pulls him up to his feet with ease by his neck. Stephen then lifts Wilmer up as high as he can and holds him for a few seconds, before he brings Wilmer crashing down to the mat with a big chokeslam! Bash lets out a big roar of laughter as Alexandra once again cracks a wicked smile. Bash and Alexandria climb up the steel steps onto the apron. Bash pulls the ropes apart to make it easier for Alexandria to climb into the ring before entering the ring behind her. Stephen has his right foot planted on Wilmer’s chest, as he lets out a roar of anger while Bash applauds Stephen before he begins to speak into his microphone.
Brandon Bash: Ladies and gentlemen...let me introduce you all to my newest client. The newest member of the EHWF roster...he is the “Chaos Berserker,” Stephen Sebastian! And you, Wilmer...you pesky little devil, you! Since you were able to make it out of your match with my precious little princess by the skin of your teeth. Well, then...have I got a challenge for you! Because you had to go and pull a rabbit from your hat and win by the skin of your teeth! Alexandria wanted to take care of you once and for all tonight after what you did to her. But now...you have to deal with our new insurance policy! Because Wilmer...it’s going to be you going one on one with Stephen Sebastian at Retribution! And if you think you can just refuse the challenge and think you really have any chance of winning the Retribution Royale? Well...let’s just say that Stephen here will make sure whatever little chance that is, becomes zero. See you at Retribution, Wilmer!
Bash lets out another bit of laughter as Alexandria looks down at Wilmer, who is starting to slowly climb to his feet. Bash drops the mic as he steps out onto the apron while Stephen and Alexandria get on opposite sides of Wilmer.
Steve White: Things aren’t looking that good for Wilmer Patacky right about now...and with him getting flanked by Alexandria and this Stephen Sebastian guy, I can tell you that it’s about to get even worse...
Wilmer finally stumbles up onto his feet as Bash looks right at him, and gives him the throat cut gesture with his right hand. That’s when Alexandria charges and blasts Wilmer with a huge End Game bicycle knee strike! The force of the strike causes Wilmer to spin around and stumble right towards Stephen who spins around before laying Wilmer out with a huge discus lariat!
Chuck Thompson: That man nearly just decapitated Wilmer with that hug discus lariat! Practically turned Wilmer inside out!
Wilmer’s body did a complete flip in the air before he crashed hard onto the mat, not moving a muscle after such a devastating attack!
Steve White: How in the world is Wilmer...or even anyone supposed to face a guy like this Stephen Sebastian and expect to win!?
Chuck Thompson: Hell, how in the world is Wilmer even going to survive, Steve!?
While Bash is still on the apron, he once again holds the ropes open to make it easier for Alexandria to climb out of the ring while Stephen climbs out on another side. The three of them then head up the ramp as Wilmer Patacky lies unconscious in the middle of the ring as we cut to a commercial break.
We cut backstage to an undisclosed part of the arena where we see Countess Bathory sitting on her throne of skulls, surrounded by candles, with her right leg crossed over her left. She holds the goblet of virgin blood in her left hand and has the index finger of her right hand in it, swirling it around as she glares into the camera lens.
Countess Bathory: At Monday Night Mass Murder… my children were successful in their tag team contest against the clown and Ms Ray… and then later that night, they sent a message loud and clear to Ms Chanel and Ms Nefeli… this pleases my Lord.
An evil smirk grows on her face.
Countess Bathory: Joyride… it is undeniable that you have had an impressive reign as Tag Team Champions… unfortunately for you… my Lord demands that the Covenant… my children… obtains gold…
Tossing her head back, she lets out a maniacal shriek of laughter.
Countess Bathory: Rest assured, Ms Chanel and Ms Nefeli… what took place at Monday Night Mass Murder was just a small anecdote of what is to come. The ride you have been on since you first won those championship belts may have been a joyful one… but that ends tonight…
Looking down into the goblet as she continues swirling her finger, she blinks and suddenly her eyes are black as night.
Countess Bathory: Ad ligandum eos pariter eos coram me.
Suddenly the candles go out and the entire place is in complete darkness as sounds of the paranormal can be heard before we cut elsewhere.
We cut back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following contest is a Tag Team match and it is set… for one single fall and it’s for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation World Tag Team Championships!
Suddenly the arena plunges into a deep blood red color as “Born in a Burial Gown” by Cradle of Filth begins to play through the speakers as a circle of fire appears on the entrance stage. A throne made from skulls begins to rise up inside said fire circle and sitting on the throne is Countess Bathory clutching the goblet of virgin blood in her hands.
Bathory stands and as she does so, the fire disappears and smoke begins to pour in onto the stage, ramp and inside the ring as she then begins to slowly make her way down the ramp focusing her attention solely on the ring in front of her. Reaching the ring, she makes her way up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes, the smoke in the ring coming up to her waist as she makes her way to the center and then the lights go back to normal. Taking the goblet in both hands, The Countess slowly lifts it up, looking up to the ceiling as “Born in a Burial Gown” cuts off.
Countess Bathory: Arise… my children!
In a jerking fashion, both Lilith and Amara emerge from the smoke on either side of Bathory before she allows the two to drink from the goblet as the smoke slowly disappears.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challengers… Lilith and Amara… The Covenant!
The fans start to cheer as Joyride hits the PA system. Nina and Thea come out on the stage in the smoke and lights as the fans cheer for them. They both pose on the stage for a moment before they come down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans. They come down the ramp and slide inside the ring. They get to a corner each and raise their hands to the cheering crowd. They get off the turnbuckles and come over to the ropes on the side of the ring and Thea leans on them with her arms raised while Nina gets up on the second ropes next to Thea and raises an arm. They get down and get to the corner to wait for the bell to sound.
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… They are the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Thea Nefeli and Nina Chanel… Joyride!
DING DING DING!
Match #6:Joyride (c) vs. The Covenant
The fans are all going wild. Thea and Nina are talking in the corner, the ref wants to start the match but Nina is bandaged up on her leg and limping from The Covenant’s attack last week. Nina is clearly still a little injured from Monday Night Mass Murder so Thea reassures her and tells her she’ll start the match off with Lilith! The match begins and Thea and Lilith come in close and start brawling! Lilith is shocked at Thea’s scrapping with lefts and rights and kicks! Thea is pissed off and Lilith starts to try and cover up as Thea hits her with a barrage of strikes! Thea boots Lilith in the midsection then blasts Lilith with an elbow to the forehead! Thea bounces off of the ropes and Lilith goes for a clothesline but Thea ducks it and springs off of the second ropes and hits Lilith with a big springboard drop-kick to the chest and takes Lilith down!
Steve White: Here we go! Thea and Nina defending against Lilith and Amara out here tonight in a massive co-main event tag team match! Last week at Monday Night Mass Murder - The Covenant came out and attacked Nina after her match and now you can see Nina’s shin all strapped up there as she’s dealing with a minor injury!
Chuck Thompson: Nina definitely hurting there but Thea Nefeli is pissed off at these freaks for what happened last week and now she’s taking it to them! Lilith won this opportunity at Aces High and The Covenant are out for gold tonight!
Thea picks Lilith up! Lilith swings but Thea ducks and weaves out of each attempt! Lilith is shocked and Thea hits Lilith with a standing hurricanrana! Thea runs up to bounce off of the ropes for a follow up but Amara steps through to the other side of the apron and snaps a kick on the back of Thea’s head and Thea falls! The ref warns Amara who goes back to the corner! Lilith gets up and picks Thea up in a headlock! She chokes Thea out but Thea hits her with elbows until the bigger Lilith whips Thea in the corner back first then runs up, hitting her with a corner splash before tagging in Amara! Lilith pulls Thea in and Amara grabs her as well as they hit a double suplex on Thea in the centre of the ring! Lilith goes on the outside and Amara covers!
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Steve White: Amara with a near fall on Thea there and this just got a whole lot harder for Joyride here tonight! This isn’t gonna be easy but if anyone can pull it off it’s Nina and Thea!
Chuck Thompson: I gotta say there is no one in the entire EHWF that I like to watch more than Nina and Thea!
Amara gets Thea in a choke hold from behind on the mat as she slowly starts to bring her back up. Amara rakes the face of Thea quickly from behind and goes to whip her into the corner! Nina puts her hand out for a tag but Amara pulls her back and whips her into the corner! Thea holds her back in pain but Lilith holds Thea and Amara runs up with a running high knee to the head in the corner! Amara tags out and the bring Thea back into the ring where they hit her with a double DDT! Joyride can’t get anything as the hurt Nina calls for a tag! Nina looks worried as Amara goes to the outside and Lilith covers Thea!
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Steve White: Thea trying to pull the slack here without losing as she comes to another near fall! Lilith looking a little shocked there that she got the kick out! Nina wants the tag but you can see she’s not at 100%!
Chuck Thompson: Thea pretty much fighting a handicap match so far but she’s gonna have to tag out of this one if she wants to survive!
Lilith picks Thea up but Thea jumps up and dropkicks her outta nowhere! The fans are all on their feet after that one! Amara calls for the tag but Thea crawls back to the corner and reluctantly tags in the injured Nina! Nina Chanel limps in the ring and falls on Lilith’s back with an axe handle! The fans are going nuts! Nina steps back and hits Lilith with a standing moonsault right on her back as she yells out in pain! Nina gets up but she can’t follow up, instead nursing her leg. Lilith boots Nina in the midsection! Nina slaps Lilith! Lilith rakes Nina’s eyes and she yells in pain, falling back into the corner! Lilith runs at Nina but she dives out of the corner and Lilith hits the corner and falls out holding her shoulder until Nina hits her with a running hurricanrana!
Steve White: Nina with that bad leg and limp but she still takes out Lilith with that running hurricanrana and this one is heating up!
Chuck Thompson: Nina fighting back here but if she can just hold on until Thea can get some recovery in, Joyride will win this one and retain!
Nina’s leg is too bad. Thea calls for the tag but Nina tells her to rest up some more! Nina runs up and boots Lilith in the side! Nina goes to bounce off of the ropes but Countess Bathory reaches in and grabs Nina’s bad leg! Nina falls down as she’s tripped up! Nina gets up, limping around as Lilith runs up and takes her head off with a clothesline! Lilith slides out of the ring and grabs Nina by the leg, dragging her to the apron and forcing her leg against the ring post! Nina’s shin bends off of the ring post as she screams out loud! Thea loses her temper and just before Nina’s shin snaps against the ring post, Thea leaps over the top rope and lands on Lilith!
Steve White: This is sick! This is too hard to watch damn it! Nina’s shin is gonna snap! They’re gonna injure her here tonight! Someone stop this!
Chuck Thompson: These psycho sick freaks! Someone stop them!
The fans are going nuts! Nina rolls back into the ring holder her damaged leg and yells in pain! Amara comes off of the apron and takes Thea down with a flying axe handle to the head! Amara grabs Lilith and rolls her back inside the ring! Amara gets down on the floor and puts her fingers inside Thea’s eyes and nose and mouth as she screams out! Lilith picks Nina back up inside the ring but Nina slaps the piss out of Lilith then boots her in the midsection! Nina pulls her in for Designer DDT and the fans go wild! Suddenly the lights go off and the fans go wild!
Steve White: Nina with a gallant effort going to finish this with Designer DDT even after all this but the lights have gone out!
Chuck Thompson: Lights out! The Covenant have done this before but what the heck is gonna happen now!? Nina was gonna go for the Designer DDT!
The lights go back on and Lilith is in the corner! Nina looks down and Amara is in her arms instead! Amara boots Nina in the shin and she screams out in pain! Amara hits Nina with a belly to belly and the fans are all shocked at the switcheroo! The fans are going wild! The ref loses it at Amara who slides out of the ring! Lilith comes back forward and starts arguing with the ref as the ref tries to regain control of the match! Amara on the outside gets handed an EHWF Tag Team belt by Countess Bathory! When Thea gets up, Amara runs the title belt into the back of Thea’s head and she goes down as the ref doesn’t see any of it! Amara snarls as she stands over Thea!
Steve White: Lights off! Switch with Amara and they pulled one in over Nina! Nina is down and Amara with a cheap shot on Thea before she could help out! Title belt to the back of the head and now the hurt Nina Chanel is on her own!
Chuck Thompson: Nina has been so tough in this match! She might win this one still! She’s getting up but Lilith is standing over her and it doesn’t look good!
Lilith stomps Nina’s shin out and Nina screams out! Nina tries to crawl back to her corner but Thea is down on the floor from the title belt shot! The fans are booing. Lilith picks Nina back up and hoists her up! Nina knees Lilith in the head and slides down off of her as Lilith is shocked! The fans pick up! Nina boots Lilith in the midsection and goes for her Avalanche DDT but her leg gives out, Lilith twists out of it behind Nina and hits her with Angel Blade! Lilith bridges over and gets her legs over Nina’s as she covers and the fans boo!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Lilith and Amara… The Covenant
Steve White: Bah Gawd I don’t believe it! The Covenant have won here tonight! The deck stacked against Joyride and now Countess Bathory and The Covenant have captured the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
Chuck Thompson: The Covenant saw this match coming and they did everything they could to win it and now they’re the NEW Tag Team Champs! What do these freaks have in store for EHWF next?
The Covenant get out of the ring and grab the title belts. Thea slides in and checks on the hurt Nina in the ring. Lilith and Amara look at their title belts then look at each other. They walk up to Countess Bathory and hand her the belts and bow their heads. The Countess takes them and smirks as they walk back up the ramp. Thea and Nina look on, hurt and pissed off as we fade out of the scene to a promo for Retribution.
“Prophecy” by Judas Priest blasts out of the PA system and the fans cheer wildly as Joey Nitro walks out onto the stage with a large grin on his face as he looks around at the limited attendance before he begins to make his way down the ramp.
Steve White: It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Mr. Nitro here in EHWF but it feels good to finally have him back here, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: It sure does, Steve.
Nitro reaches the bottom of the ramp and walks up the steel steps before climbing through the ropes and into the ring before requesting a microphone and he’s handed one as “Prophecy” fades out.
Joey Nitro: Thank you all for such a wonderful reception and man does it feel good to be back here in EHWF!
He scratches his beard a little, pacing the ring slightly.
Joey Nitro: As for my absence? Well, let’s just say, we all know what the world is currently going through and I think you can put two and two together. But everything is all good now, I am back full time here in EHWF and I have a huge announcement to make.
The fans cheer wildly at this.
Joey Nitro: After Retribution, our next Pay-Per-View event, Final Destination: Scars & Stripes, our biggest Pay-Per-View event of the year… will be held in not one but two different cities!
The fans cheer even more at the mention of this.
Joey Nitro: That’s right! You heard it here, folks! We’re going to put on the biggest damn Pay-Per-View ever as a thank you to all of you guys for sticking with us during this trying time! Now… that’s all I have to say tonight, please enjoy the rest of this milestone 250th episode of Mayhem!
“Prophecy” blasts out of the PA system and Nitro exits the ring and makes his way up the ramp to the back as we cut elsewhere.
We cut back to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following main event contest of the night is set… for one single fall and it’s for the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation World Championship!
The opening of 'Cloud City' hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner… Joanna Rissi!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the arena is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the EHWF Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… The EHWF World Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Ana Somina (c) vs. Joanna Rissi
The fans are all going completely crazy! Joanna and Ana circle each other. Ana looks confident as she comes in for the kill but Joanna ducks through! Ana runs up again but Joanna sidesteps her! Ana gets herself back together and comes in for a lock up but Joanna knows she won’t win with strength so as they lock up, the smaller Joanna slides between Ana’s legs and turns around and boots Ana in the back of the knee! Ana swings, Joanna ducks and gets a right jab in then a left jab then runs a knife edge chop in on Ana’s chest! The fans are on their feet after that! Ana is pissed and she uses her superior speed to run right up to Joanna and swings the kick! Joanna barely matrixes out of it and bends back! The fans go wild! Ana wasn’t expecting that! Joanna snaps a side kick in on Ana’s side! Joanna pushes Ana away and Joanna gets into the corner where the ref comes in and stands in the middle. Ana looks pissed off and kicks the bottom ropes!
Steve White: This is the match we’ve all been waiting for and the match that Joanna and Ana have wanted since the start! Joanna all over Ana there surprisingly and Ana is a little shocked and little pissed she could land anything on Joanna in the opening stage!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna VERY quick there and you can tell she is very focused tonight!
Ana goes for the grapple! Joanna gets out of the corner and Ana grabs the turnbuckle! She turns around and Joanna hits her with a left jab then a right jab back to a left jab then a chest chop! The fans love it! An enraged Ana boots Joanna in the midsection then hits her with a right hand! They stumble to the centre of the ring! Joanna swings, Ana blocks and hits Joanna with a belly to belly! Ana gets Joanna back up and plants her with another belly to belly as the fans go nuts! Joanna slides under Ana’s legs and goes for a springboard crossbody off of the ropes but Ana catches Joanna and brings her down on her knee then hits her with a body slam and cover Joanna!
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Steve White: Joanna with impressive offense but now Ana is starting to come away with the match as she usually does and this is NOT what you want!
Chuck Thompson: Ana a little frustrated there and now she’s making Joanna pay with the near fall!
Ana still not happy! Ana stomps on Joanna’s chest a couple of times then runs up and spring boards off of the top rope! She goes for a moonsault but Joanna gets her knees up and Ana lands chest first on the knees! Ana takes a second, holding her chest but Joanna kicks up and the fans go crazy! Joanna dishes out a right hand then another then another then another! Ana and the fans are shocked! Joanna kicks Ana’s thigh out and sends her to a knee! Joanna bounces off of the ropes and goes for Final Strike but Ana ducks her head and Joanna gets none of it as the fans are going BERSERK! A pissed off Ana turns a stumbling Joanna around and gets her up on her back then slings her off, sending her crashing down to the mat! Ana yanks Joanna back up and gets her back on her back and slings her down to the mat once more with big impact! The fans shrill at the sight!
Steve White: The strength of Ana! Joanna goes flying and after Joanna comes out the gate again and puts Ana on the back foot, Ana simply explodes and makes her pay!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna doing well there but now Ana is throwing her around like a rag doll! This could be bad as the fans are going wild for this main event!
Ana gets Joanna back up and tosses her hard into the corner! Joanna goes up the turnbuckle and falls back down! Ana hoists her up and plants her with a German Suplex! She gets her back up and plants her with another one as the fans go wild! Ana goes for a third one but Joanna somersaults off of her back and bounces off of the ropes! Ana turns around! Joanna suddenly stops dead in her tracks! Ana swings a roundhouse but no one is there! Joanna outsmarts Ana again then runs a knee strike into Ana’s face when she stops the kick! Ana levels Joanna with a big lariat! Ana then climbs the top rope! She leaps off in the air as the fans go wild and hits Joanna with a big moonsault! Ana covers Joanna as the fans are on their feet after that one!
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Steve White: Ana Somnia! Moonsault! Joanna kicks out! This one is going off chains right now! The fans are on their feet!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna refusing to fall to Ana here tonight with another kick out after all that and Ana is really pissed now!
Ana shakes her head and smacks the mat. She gets up in frustration and stomps on Joanna once more! Ana picks Joanna up and knees her straight in the ribs with some MMA style knees. Ana boots Joanna in the mid section and leaves her hurt in the centre of the ring. Ana runs up and bounces off of the ropes to follow up! As Ana rebounds and goes for a running move, Joanna sidesteps her and lifts her up! Joanna pushes Ana up in the air then strikes her right on the chin with Celestial Shot outta nowhere to the falling Ana Somnia! Ana is down! Every fan jumps up to their feet and they go nuts! Joanna falls on Ana and hooks a leg!
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Steve White: MASSIVE CELSTIAL SHOT! BAH GAWD! Joanna got it and Ana barely kicked out! I swear I thought Joanna was gonna dethrone Ana right there! This is incredible! Ana can’t believe it!
Chuck Thompson: A kick out there from Ana after that one! Ana isn’t happy and neither is Joanna as we see Joanna take it to Ana even though she’s been beaten up pretty bad here tonight!
Ana looks up at the roof on the mat and can’t believe it. She slowly starts to get up but Joanna gets her in a headlock from behind! Joanna chokes her but Ana gets out of it! Ana spins Joanna around and goes for Slavic Stunner but Joanna pushes Ana off of her! Ana comes off of the ropes and Joanna goes for her Wheelbarrow Bulldog but Ana tosses Joanna flat on the mat with authority! Ana gets frustrated again and grabs Joanna, hitting her with MMA knee strikes to the body and head. We see Joanna is bleeding from the shots just above the eye but we notice that Ana is also bleeding from the mouth! Ana shoves Joanna against the ropes then presses her overhead on rebound, hitting Joanna with a big overhead press slam! The fans are going nuts! Ana runs up and plants a leg drop on Joanna!
Steve White: Ana continues to beat up Joanna with brutal moves! Joanna looking beat up now and even though Joanna was outsmarting Ana here and there, Ana continues to overwhelm her!
Chuck Thompson: What an incredible man event!
Ana picks Joanna up and whips her into the corner hard! Ana runs up with an athletic corner dropkick as it devastates Joanna! Ana picks her up and slips in a few big elbows in the corner as she bullies Joanna! Ana whips Joanna across the ring but pulls her back and goes to whip her back into the corner! Joanna runs up and leaps onto the top rope! Joanna springs off and hits Ana with a big corkscrew moonsault! The fans LOSE IT! Ana didn’t see it coming! Joanna doesn’t attempt the cover as she knows Ana will kick out. Joanna rolls to the apron then grabs the top rope and springs up! Joanna leaps off of the top rope for a moonsault but Ana gets her knees up! Joanna catches Ana’s knees as she lands! Joanna grabs Ana’s leg as an unsuspecting Ana is wide eyed at the reversal! Joanna twists her leg and gets her in a Figure Four Leg Lock in the centre of the ring! Joanna locks it in! Ana struggles and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: Figure Four! Figure Four! Joanna has it locked it! Ana with the counter but Joanna reverses it and now Ana is in trouble!
Chuck Thompson: No one saw that coming and Joanna using her smarts to get the better of Ana here! Could we see Ana Somnia lose the title here?!
The Figure Four is locked in but Ana starts to power out of it! Joanna releases the hold and punches Ana in the face! Joanna gets up but a limping Ana dashes up and shoves Joanna against the ropes! Joanna bounces back and takes Ana down with a flying forearm! They down! Joanna kicks up and the fans get to their feet! Joanna calls for her finisher in the corner! Ana gets up and Joanna fires Celestial Shot! Ana ducks it and turns Joanna around, countering with Slavic Stunner! Joanna is down! Joanna is down! The fans can’t believe it and everyone goes wild! Ana gets down and hooks the far leg as Joanna is devastated off of the Slavic Stunner!
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Steve White: SLAVIC STUNNER! KICK OUT! JOANNA KICKED OUT! THERE’S NO WAY!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna kicks out! The roof has gone off of this place here tonight! Ana Somnia can’t believe it and neither can we! THIS IS A MAIN EVENT!
Ana Somnia looks down at Joanna Rissi as Joanna kicks out and the fans erupt! Ana shakes her head and backs off. Ana picks Joanna up and hits her with a roundhouse to the head! Joanna falls in the corner and Ana runs up, hitting Joanna with a running elbow smash in the corner! Ana starts getting angry and hits Joanna with some big corner stomps! The fans are going nuts! Ana backs off to finish this one up and runs up for a corner splash but Joanna steps forward and lifts Ana up then drops her jaw first on the turnbuckle! Ana is rocked! She stumbles around and Joanna runs up, hitting her with a big running hurricanrana! The fans are going BERSERK! Joanna waits for Ana to get up! Ana stands up and Joanna fires Celestial Shot! Ana ducks it! Ana goes for Slavic Stunner but Joanna shoves her into the ropes! Joanna hits a sunset flip on Ana on rebound and covers!
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Ana reverse it into her own!
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Joanna reverses it!
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Ana reverses it!
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Joanna claps her boots together on Ana’s face! They get up and Joanna jumps a knee into Ana’s chest! Joanna bounces off of the ropes but Ana presses Joanna up and hits her with a big overhead press slam! Ana falls on the ropes, exhausted and pissed off she hasn’t put Joanna away yet! Ana runs up and punts a hurt Joanna in the ribs and Joanna falls on the canvas coughing and hurt.
Steve White: These two giving it all they got! Ana beating Joanna up again and then getting frustrated and punting her across the damn ring! So much in this contest!
Chuck Thompson: This is one of the best matches I’ve ever called! The fans are going crazy! Joanna looking really hurt off of that one!
Ana picks up Joanna and swings a roundhouse but Joanna ducks it! Joanna goes for Celestial Shot but Ana dodges! Ana boots Joanna in the midsection and counters with Slavic Stunner but Joanna shoves Ana off of her! Joanna goes for her Wheelbarrow Bulldog but Ana propels Joanna into the ropes! Ana moves behind Joanna at amazing speed and goes for Wanderlust! Joanna slips through her legs before she can get it and then drop-kicks Ana’s thigh out! Joanna bounces off of the ropes for Final Strike! Ana sides steps back to her feet and rakes Joanna’s face as she tries to go for the kick! Joanna falls, holding her face and eye as Ana boots her in the midsection and hits Slavic Stunner! The fans go WILD and Ana hooks both legs!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… AND STILL The Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation World Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: My Gawd what a match! Ana Somina pulls it off in the end but she got a run for her money here tonight and that never happens! Joanna Rissi with an amazing effort - outsmarting Ana at almost every step but Ana is just too strong!
Chuck Thompson: Ana Somnia wins again and retains once more as she is on her quest to be the greatest EHWF Champion ever! Props to Joanna Rissi for the effort but now we go onto Retribution where a new contender will be crowned to face Ana at Final Destination: Scars and Stripes! What a night!
The fans are going nuts. Ana Somina gets up and holds her title belt up as she celebrates to her music. Joanna Rissi is down on the mat looking disappointed. Ana Somnia comes over a little smug but nods at Joanna.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents! 250 Episodes of Mayhem! It’s been incredible and it’s been a blockbuster night! That’s all we have time for but next week is Retribution and it’s all gonna go down there! Thank you for joining us on our 250th episode! Good night ladies and gentlemen, we’ll see you next week! Be safe!
We see Ana Somnia holding up the title on the turnbuckle as the fans cheer and we fade out to the EHWF Logo - ending the show.