Post by EHWF Management on Feb 6, 2021 2:41:32 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, “Back It” by Yizzy and Dizzie Rascal, is playing in the background. We see Steve White and Chuck Thompson standing on the stage of a small empty hall. This is a much different opening image than we’re used to. There are no fans and no activity around them except for the lighting and the tron behind them.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Killer Carter, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to Saturday Night Mayhem!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Mayhem comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Saturday Night Mayhem and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem - We are one week away from EHWF Aftermath as we have the fallout of everything that happened at Final Destination and more! Tonight we have an amazing card planned out for your all tonight but perhaps the most intense rivalry going on at the moment is the controversy circling the EHWF World Tag Team Championships! Joanna and Misty defeated Joyride and The Covenant at Final Destination. A massive 8 person tag team match went down last week where The Covenant were apart of the winning team and then they ambushed and attacked Misty and Joanna later in the night! They may have not gotten a successful defence but The Covenant have been given a title rematch tonight in the main event! That match is gonna be massive, Steve
Steve White: Agreed! But we don’t just have one title match on the card tonight - we have TWO! Wilmer Patacky defends his EHWF Hardcore Championship in the co-main event tonight. Arch rivals Black Man and Wilmer Patacky who have almost 10 years of history and hatred go one on one tonight with the title back on the line in this huge rematch! Wilmer is on the list of major enemies for the CPO and Black Man and tonight - Black Man who also has a shot at The EHWF World Championship with his Feast or Fired Briefcase he was gifted by Bash and Stephen Sebastian will have the chance to win back his Hardcore Championship! Can he do it or will Wilmer Patacky win yet again?
Chuck Thompson: Killer Carter is finding her feet as the NEW EHWF Champion here on Mayhem and she’s had some issues already with Alexandria Kendrick. No doubt these issues were made worse after Monday Night Mass Murder where Killer Carter cost Alexandria her match and lost her the Showtime Championship! Now all of the intensity, insults and all of the hatred are ready to boil over as tonight these two are forced to team up against the former EHWF Tag Team Champions - Joyride in a huge tag team match tonight! I can’t wait for that one, Steve!
Steve White: Ana Somnia bounced back after losing the World Title last week when she lead the charge and won the 8 person tag team match and then took out everyone in that match after it was over with Sara Daniels by her side! Sara Daniels will be in her corner again tonight as Ana Somnia goes one on one with The Masked German Monster and the holder of the EHWF Hardcore Championship Feast or Fired Briefcase - Lord Raab! Ana Somnia is one of the most talented fighters on the face of the earth and the most dominant person in EHWF but she hasn’t come up against someone with as much rage and aggression like Lord Raab! That is going to be a massive match against two forces of pure power!
Chuck Thompson: And we have a massive 6 person tag team match set for the open tonight! Mixed Tag Team Champions - Nate Nitro and Showtime Champion Mina Wilk team up with The Supernova and new Hall of Famer, Zoe McDraven to take on the rocky teaming of Cliff Maxwell, The Jr Heavyweight Title Feast or Fired Briefcase holder, Sidius Grimm and EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion, Konrad Raab! Those three men are embroiled in some doings right now! Cliff and Sidius are going at it, fighting over the briefcase but Konrad Raab is the holder of the title that the case can be used to cash in for… Can they work together or will The Supernova and Wolfpack take advantage and pick up a huge win tonight?
Steve White: So much going into tonight! A huge card for Mayhem right before the massive Aftermath event! We have 2 big title matches here tonight and Killer Carter and Alexandria Kendrick teaming up as their issues deepen and deepen! Shit is gonna go down tonight bah gawd!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
Cameras went backstage with Konrad, shaking his head, frustrated that he was on the wrong team once again. Konrad had wanted to walk away multiple times because of the one emotion he didn't want to let out, more so what happened last week as well. Konrad wasn't in a situation he particularly liked and without Markus guiding Konrad to help him be angry, Konrad was in trouble, and he didn't know what to do.
Konrad Raab: "I'm frustrated with what's going on in this place with all the cheap shots I seem to get front and centre. Being attacked by wrestlers is one thing, I can face them and defeat them in the match, but now I'm getting attacked from one of the bosses around here? I can't really put into words what I think because I'm not an angry person apart from one incident, even if I wore a different mask. After all, that's the one emotion I can't develop well in myself."
That was why Konrad needed his brother who can develop anger, who can cope with vicious and brutal attacks and worst of all, the opponents Konrad's facing, he had nothing against. All Konrad could do was shake his head.
Konrad Raab: "If that's bad, going against Nathaniel Nitro, Mina Wilk and Zoe McDraven, people I have nothing against isn't making things better. It may sound negative to them, but the truth is, I'd rather be teaming with them over Cliff and Sidus because at least I can trust Nathaniel, Mina and Zoe. Three good people I prefer to face each one of them as solo's competitors and I like to think I want to fight fair, but Cliff and Sidus have no plans on doing that. This is going to be a screwjob from hell, and I don't like this one bit. I get on with it because that's what wrestlers do despite me not liking this situation. That's all I have to say because I'm in a team with the wrong people and I want to say we can win and be positive, but I can't. I go to the curtain and leave it at that."
Konrad goes straight to the curtain with frustration on being in a wrong team and feeling he didn't want to team with people Konrad knew would screw him over. Cameras go to ringside for the ring announcer to call out the first opponent out of the curtain.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 6 person tag team contest and it’s set for one fall!
The opening to "The Animal" by Disturbed begins to play across the PA system and a wolf howl is heard before the song kicks in. Once it does so, Nathaniel Nitro slowly walks out onto the stage and begins to slowly make his way down the ramp. In his hands he has Joey Nitro’s sledgehammer. He stops and looks at the hammer before slowly coming down to the bottom of the ramp with it.
Once he reaches the bottom of the ramp, he walks around to the steel steps and makes his way up them before climbing through the ropes. He then makes his way to the center of the ring and glares into the camera as "The Animal" fades out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… the Wolfman… Nathaniel Nitro!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… his partner… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
As the opening chords of Ozzy's 'Bark At The Moon' play, Mina Wilk walks out in a horned helmet, cups her hands around her mouth and howls to the fans. She is a bundle of energy as she runs down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope and into the ring. She gets up on the turnbuckles and howls again, before spinning off and landing in the center of the ring awaiting her opponent.
Illa Isabella: And their partner… She is the other half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions and the EHWF Showtime Champion… Mina Wilk!
Sidius Grimm comes out on the stage to some boos. He walks down the ramp and looks at all of the lumberjacks. Sidius tries to limber up and focus for his upcoming match with has a lot of importance. Sidius gets in the ring and looks out at the fans and then waits for his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… First… Sidius Grimm!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And next… Cliff Maxwell!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest and ice bear tattoo on his right chest. He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And their partner tonight… Finally… He is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Zoe and Cliff are going to start this one off! It already seems as though Cliff/Sidius/Konrad can’t get along as there was some arguing on the apron. Zoe and Cliff circle! They come in close and Cliff gets Zoe in a mean headlock! He switches out and wrenches back into a wristlock! Zoe turns it into a quick chickenwing but Cliff reverses it into a headlock once more! Zoe with some elbows and then a knee! Zoe gets out of it! Cliff swings! Zoe ducks! Zoe springs off of the middle ropes and hits Cliff with a springboard dropkick! Cliff is down! Zoe with a standing moonsault! She hits it! Cliff gets up, holding his torso! Zoe with a boot to the gut and she goes for a DDT but Cliff twists out of it then pulls Zoe in and levels her with a big lariat! The fans are all on their feet after that one!
Steve White: Cliff Maxwell and Zoe McDraven going at it hard out here right now! Cliff Maxwell and Sidius Grimm have had so many issues the past couple of months and things got worse on Monday Nights show when Cliff tried to distract Sidius yet again!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell thinks he was promised Sidius’ Jr Heavyweight Feast or Fired Briefcase but Sidius has found his independence! Both men fighting over a title shot against their partner tonight - this is a messy teaming!
Konrad asks for the tag. Cliff flips him off then insults both of his partners. Cliff and Konrad don’t take it well as they argue with Cliff from the apron but he just insults them! Zoe takes advantage of the distraction and hits Cliff with a knee! Cliff is bent over and she hits him with a springboard elbow! Cliff is down and Zoe goes up top! She leaps off the top rope and hits a big splash on Cliff! Zoe calls for Kinetic Energy! When Zoe jumps up on Cliff’s back Cliff thrashes around as she wrenches back on his neck! Cliff shoves Zoe off of him and falls into his corner! Cliff falls in the corner and Konrad slaps his back, tagging himself into the match! The fans cheer but Cliff yells at Konrad and berates him as Konrad comes in and tries to ignore him.
Steve White: Konrad and Cliff arguing now! These men are not friends by any means and Cliff wants that case so he can take Konrad’s damn title! Zoe taking it to Cliff here tonight and McDraven very impressive here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe has found some success here in EHWF again and is back on track ever since she got the Hall of Fame induction! A win here would be huge for her - can she do it tonight?
Konrad picks Zoe up and hits her with knee then another one then another! Konrad with a boxing right sends her in the ropes and then he levels her with a hip and shoulder! Konrad goes to pick Zoe up but she elbows him in the face and dive tags Mina Wilk into the match! Mina vaults over the top rope and lands a crossbody on Konrad! She starts hitting Konrad with mean rights and lefts on the mat! Konrad tosses her off of him! They get up! Konrad hits her with a shoulder block! They’re both up and he takes her down with another big shoulder block! Konrad with a knee whips Mina off of the ropes! When she comes back he swings but she ducks and springs off of the middle then the top ropes and leaps off, dragging a flying kick across Konrad’s chest! The fans go wild as Konrad is down! Mina springs off of the top rope and lands a big moonsault on Konrad Raab as she covers after the impact!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Mina and Konrad going at it right now as the fans are on their feet! Mina became a double champion on Monday Nights Mass Murder show and she has come into her own in EHWF now!
Chuck Thompson: Nate and Mina definitely making waves and a win here tonight would be very good for them - that’s for sure!
Mina picks Konrad up but he drops her with a mean right hand then dive tags in Sidius Grimm! The fans go wild! Sidius off of the ropes takes Mina down with a forearm and he gets a huge pop! Sidius grabs Mina and whips her into the corner! Mina holds her back in pain as Sidius follows up with a big corner clothesline! Sidius whips Mina off again and smacks her into the opposing corner! He goes for another corner clothesline but Mina dives out of the way and Sidius eats the corner! Mina dives off of the second ropes and takes Sidius out with a diving splash! The fans are all on their feet! Mina wants to get to the top rope but Sidius stops her midway and slams her off of the middle ropes with a big body drop! Mina is hurt and Sidius covers her!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Sidius Grimm - very impressive ever since he came out of Cliff’s shadow and found himself! He gets that big slam after going head to head with Mina and gets a near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Mina and Sidius putting on an impressive battle there in the ring!
Sidius picks Mina up and goes for the Saskatchewan Spinebuster but Mina elbows the shit out of the side of his head! Mina jumps on Sidius and starts hitting him with chaotic strikes and punches until Sidius tosses her off onto the mat! Sidius picks Mina up and hits her with a big right hand! Mina falls against the corner! Sidius goes for a running corner move but Mina dives out of the way and Sidius hurts his back on the corner as Mina dive tags in Nate Nitro! The fans go wild and Nitro runs up hitting Sidius with a running kick to the chest! Sidius falls into the corner and Cliff blind tags back in! Sidius and Konrad are pissed off but Cliff runs in!
Steve White: Cliff Maxwell - sleazily blind tagging back in!
Chuck Thompson: The hatred between these men is deep and it could cost them here tonight as Cliff bind tags back into this match!
Cliff runs in and takes Nitro out with a lariat! Nitro gets up but gets taken out with another lariat! Cliff lines Nitro up and goes to lock him in the Graham Clutch when he gets up but Nitro elbows him off of him! Nitro hits Cliff with a right hand! Cliff responds with one of his own and the two trade blows! The fans get on their feet but Nitro hits Cliff with a big European Uppercut and takes him down! Nitro picks Cliff up and knees him in the side! The fans are all going wild! Nitro bounces Cliff of the ropes but Cliff hits Nitro with a thumb to the eye! Nitro falls to the ropes and holds his eye in pain! Cliff calls for it and lines Nitro up from behind! Cliff goes to hit Nitro with Power Punch when he turns around but Mina Wilk leaps off of the top rope and hits Cliff with AML! The fans go wild! Cliff is down and Konrad and Sidius don’t rush to help him! Konrad stands on the ropes and yells out to a downed Cliff but Sidius argues with Konrad on the apron! The two start to argue and the fans all get to their feet!
Steve White: Wha?! Sidius and Konrad are arguing about this match now and it’s getting heated! Sidius and Konrad clearly have intensity due to one being the Jr Heavyweight Champ and one being the Feast or Fired holder but they’re really arguing it out now!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad and Sidius arguing while Nitro has entered the match with a big impact and has taken down Cliff Maxwell with a big assault in the ring!
For some reason Konrad and Sidius get more heated on the apron! Sidius shoves Konrad in the head off of the apron! Konrad gets pissed off and pull Sidius off of the apron! Sidius knees Konrad in the side and unexpectedly hits Konrad with Saskatchewan Spinebuster! Konrad gets the impact on the outside! Sidius turns back to the match but Zoe McDraven gets the fans behind her as she suicide dives to the outside and hits Sidius! The fans go NUTS! Cliff crawls to the corner but there’s no one there to help him! Cliff turns around and gets Burnout The Nitro to the side of his head! Cliff is down and Nitro covers him!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions Nathaniel Nitro and The Showtime Champion Mina Wilk… and Zoe McDraven!
Steve White: It’s over! Nitro, Wilk and McDraven pick up the huge win here in the opener tonight! A great match but Cliff, Konrad and Sidius just couldn’t work together and it all fell apart for them at the end!
Chuck Thompson: Damn Cliff Maxwell! He cost it for them at the end there! If only he didn’t blind tag back in, Sidius might have picked up the win for them!
Sidius turns back to a downed Konrad on the outside and looks pissed off! He signals for his knee strike but as Konrad gets up we see Wilmer Patacky come ringside and stop Sidius! Sidius and Wilmer start to argue but Wilmer goes over and helps Konrad Raab up. Zoe and The Wolfpack look on as they leave the ring while Nitro’s music plays.
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky out here now stopping Sidius and helping up his friend Konrad Raab!
Chuck Thompson: The arguing is still going on though!
Konrad yells at Sidius and they come up close to go to blows again but Wilmer gets in the middle and breaks it up! Sidius and Konrad yell at each other from a distance but Cliff Maxwell grabs Sidius by the head/mask and pulls him in the ring! Sidius hits Cliff with a hard knee strike and Cliff goes down, holding his chest as the fans cheer! Sidius stands over Cliff and speaks.
Steve White: Cliff trying to jump Sidius but he hit him with that knee!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff not quick enough!
Sidius Grimm: You… You want to keep making my life hell? What you’re putting me through? What you’ve already put me through? I told you - I don’t take orders from you ANYMORE! You’re not getting my Briefcase and you’re NOT getting my LIFE!
Sidius grabs his case and comes back over! He stands over Cliff and raises his Briefcase to go and hit him but Cliff kicks Sidius in the balls and Sidius goes down! We see Cliff put on some brass knux! They both get up and Cliff hits Sidius with a brass knuckle assisted Power Punch! Sidius goes down hard and Cliff falls to a knee, hurt but with a smirk.
Steve White: Power Punch! Cliff that dirty sum’bitch just booted Sidius in the balls and hit him with those brass knux!
Cliff Maxwell: Who the FUCK do you think you are!? I tried to be co-operative but that’s enough you stupid piece of garbage! I own you - I don’t know if you forgot but you have NO POWER! What I say goes! You need to know your place!
The fans all boo Cliff!
Cliff Maxwell: So at Aftermath next week - it’s going to be Cliff Maxwell vs. Sidius Grimm… And you’re not only gonna put your Feast or Fired Briefcase on the line but you’re also going to put your MASK on the line and we both know how integral that is to your existence don’t we Grimm? I will make your life a living hell! This ends when I say it ENDS!
Cliff tosses the mic away and rolls out of the ring yelling at Sidius and the fans as we fade out to backstage.
Cameras go backstage with another Raab standing backstage, but it was Lord Raab this time. He heard his brother's difficulties, not able to use anger towards people he's frustrated at, and even Lord Raab isn't happy with the situation that had happened either. Lord Raab begins to speak.
Lord Raab: "I wish my brother were able to develop anger, but it's something Konrad knows he needs to work on and I will help him with that after the match I'm about to have. Anyway, I can say to Cliff Maxwell after the shit you pulled off on my brother last week, I want to beat you down, motherfucker. Busting him open when he said and did nothing wrong to you. Yes, I can be a fucking scumbag, but you're one of the bosses around here, and you shouldn't get involved in matches that have nothing to do with you. I see you're trying to fuck Konrad's and Sidus head's up with this, but you motherfucker are going to be fucking beaten when I challenge you in a hardcore match in two weeks and see what happens when you fuck around with one Raab family member."
Of course, because of Konrad's reluctant to use anger, nor did he know how to use it, Lord Raab's strength is anger and can use it effectively. Lord Raab saw the weaknesses in Konrad in the match that not long finished. Lord Raab shakes his head on the whole deal and continues.
Lord Raab: "It was unusual admittedly Konrad didn't have a lot to say, but can you blame him when a fucking cunt like Cliff would screw us to win a tag match? Not at all, I say, and he's a fucking bastard that will be destroyed two weeks. Ana Somnia may have had fun when beating down all the tag teams in the match, but none of them was this horrible bastard your about to face. They aren't like me because I don't know if you been aware, but I'm the king of hardcore wrestling around this place, and I have been, long before you existed in this company. I have no problems, beating a piece of shit like yourself in the ring with my fists and vicious wrestling you won't be able to handle with a monster like myself."
Raab does get boos from the crowd, feeling a lot more satisfied with them than last week where he got a few cheers last week, which was strange, but the boos sounded better.
Lord Raab: "I know it was a few months ago you defeated Konrad in the ring. I know all about that where you won when at the time, he was undefeated, but guess what Ana? I'm undefeated so far in my solo's wrestling career, and you may have become vicious to Konrad and those other pathetic wrestlers last week, but you are completely fucked against me. I have no problems busting you wide open, sending a message to Cliff for fucking up the match me and Konrad were about to win and to Wilmer when he's in a world of trouble when facing against a hardcore king, and so are you. Tonight, you will lose so badly to me because I'm nothing like Konrad in the ring and I can hurt you. I have no problems beating a former EHWF champion, the only belt I've never won in my career for the three count, leaving you bloodied and battered in the ring once I'm done with you because you'll prepare yourself to be Raabinated by the Masked German Monster."
It was an easier matchup for Lord Raab where nothing can go wrong, nothing being able to hold him back, apart from high flying wrestling as he drops the microphone and goes to head towards the ring as the cameras go back to ringside, seeing the ring announcer calling out Lord Raab to the ring.
We cut into the backstage area where we see Joanna Rissi seated on a production crate, adjusting the bandage sleeve on her right arm with the EHWF World Tag Team Championship belt seated right next to her on the crate. The fans watching on the tron pick up and go wild with cheers as they see the impressive and confident Ana Somnia walk into the frame with a self-assertive and assured smirk on her face. She wears a pair of black jeans, black combat boots, a black crop-top, and a black leather jacket with KILL TEAM X on the lapel. Sara Daniels appears behind her in similar attire and Joanna looks up at them both.
Joanna Rissi: Can I help you?
Ana looks down at Joanna - still with a confident sneer plastered on her face.
Ana Somnia: Lookin’ a bit like you an’ your partner are havin’ a hard time ever since y’all won those titles in the first place... First, ya’ lose your first match as champions… to ME, no less. Then I left ALL’a y’all other seven суки splattered ‘cross the mat like I have everyone else I’ve stepped into the ring with here in EHWF... An’ then? Then the Covenant ambush and attack y’all backstage— embarrass y’all backstage... They even followed y’all to Monday nights, where you’re hidin’ from me an’ mine, an’ they attacked your family there… Ain’t ‘boutta’ lie to ya, Rissi… It was fun to watch.
Joanna Rissi: Nothing I can’t handle… At least I have a championship around my waist…
Ana’s face sinks a little more aggressively but still keeps her confident emotive expression.
Ana Somnia: I ain’t sure if you’ve noticed, but whether I’ve got the EHWF World Championship ‘round my waist or not, nothin’ changes. I’m still the Best Professional Wrestler in the World an’ I’m still the Undisputed best’a the best ‘round these parts an’ ‘round the globe, matter’a fact. An’ since I’m second to none in this business, by default that makes me the strongest, the fastest, an’ above all else the most talented person—man, woman, or otherwise—to ever step foot in this company. You’d think us beatin’ you, Misty, Kendrick, Joyride, an’ the Covenant all one our lonesome would’ve gotten you to accept the truth, that we are above an’ beyond anythin’ you an’ yours are ever gonna’ be capable of— with or without the world title ‘round my waist.
Joanna Rissi: Regardless… If you and Sara want these titles it looks like you’re going to have to get in line. You’re not my concern right now.
Ana Somnia: Be that as it may, Rissi, we will be. Sooner’n later, we’re gonna’ be the last concern you experience in your life—‘fore we cut it short, that is. Y’see, сука my girl Dani an’ I, we’ve got a whole mess’a goals movin’ forward here in EHWF... Truth be told, it might be more accurate to call ‘em inevitabilities... Because it ain’t just a goal for the two’a us to claim those EHWF World Tag Team Championships, to pry ‘em from your cold, dead hands… It’s inevitable. It’s happenin’ whether you like it or not, an’ it’s happenin’ whether you try to stop it or not… So when we tell y’all we’re comin’ for those titles, an’ by extension comin’ for your blood, your career, your life? You best heed our warnin’. Otherwise? Otherwise we’re gonna’ rip you apart, limb-from-limb, just like I did before, on my own, an’ just like we did on the last Mayhem.
Joanna gets off of the production crate and stands with the title belt, looking up at Ana Somnia while Sara watches on with a smirk. The predominantly and supremely built Ana looks down at Joanna and then over at her title belt with a smirk
Ana Somnia: If what we did to you an’ everyone else last week ain’t enough to stake a claim for those titles, then everythin’ that happens from here on in? Everythin’ that happens ‘til we’re standin’ in that ring opposite you an’ yours as the official number one contenders, ready to take those titles by force? It’s on your head. Now, I gotta’ make my ancestors proud an’ embarrass a German tonight. All you think you’ve gotta’ do is beat the underbelly of this business in two children so insecure ‘bout themselves they gotta’ hide behind facepaint... Two children you’ve already beaten. But really, Rissi, what you an’ yours gotta’ do tonight is sleep with one eye open... Hell, sleep with both of ‘em open for all we care— it ain’t gonna’ make a lick’a difference when it comes time for us to take those titles.
Joanna looks past Ana Somnia as she looks both Ana and Sara up and down before walking away with a few words.
Joanna Rissi: Like I said… Get in line…
Joanna walks off and Ana and Sara look at each other with smirks before walking off to the entrance position.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one single fall!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… The Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the arena is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the EHWF Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the ring of the bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… his opponent tonight… Being Accompanied by Sara Daniels… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are going wild. Ana Somnia is smirking across the ring from a pissed off Lord Raab. Sara Daniels is on the outside shouting encouragement to her partner. They circle each other inside the ring for a moment before coming in to lock up! Ana quickly out manoeuvres Raab and gets him in a waist lock from behind! Raab can’t break it and Ana turns it into a wristlock! Raab pulls Ana in and hits her with a lariat, taking her down! The fans are on their feet! Lord Raab picks Ana up but she swats him away and then hits him with some big MMA strikes! Raab swings! Ana ducks and catches him with a snap kick to the gut! Ana springs off of the second then the top ropes and flies through the air, hitting Raab with a springboard kick to the head! Raab stumbles backwards! Ana gets Raab up on her back but Raab uses his weight to get off and shove her into the corner hard! Ana comes back after the impact and Raab takes Ana down with a big shoulder block!
Steve White: Lord Raab and Ana Somnia putting on a great contest here tonight! Ana so impressive with that amazing skill, speed and offense but Lord Raab takes Ana down there and he has the advantage!
Chuck Thompson: Ana has never taken on The Masked German Monster before! She is gonna have her work cut out for her tonight!
Raab picks Ana up and hits her with a big uppercut! Ana falls into the corner! Raab runs at her for a corner splash but Ana dives out of the way and Raab eats the corner hard! Raab stumbles out of the corner and Ana hoists him up on her back! The fans go wild for the show of strength! Ana slings Raab off of her back and sends him crashing down to the mat with impact! Sara Daniels is impressed on the outside! Ana gets up and runs into the ropes then springs off of the top rope and hits Raab with a big moonsault! The fans are on their feet after that one as Ana hooks the far leg!
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Steve White: These two fighting it out hard here tonight! Massive high flying assault from Ana Somnia takes Raab out and leads her to a near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Ana and Lord Raab doing battle! Raab with that monster offense as usual but Ana Somnia keeping up! She’s even tossing Raab around! That strength is ridiculous! Sara Daniel out here cheering Ana on as well!
Ana dives on top of Raab and starts hitting him with big MMA punches in a ground and pound assault! Ana gets good rabid shots in on Raab’s head on the mat! Raab covers up! She hits his arms and his chest with big shots! Raab tosses Ana off of him! They get up and Ana walks into a big uppercut! She didn’t see it coming! Raab lifts Ana up and plants her with a powerslam as the fans get to their feet! Raab picks Ana up and brings her into a big knee as he uses his size! Raab yells out in rage and hits her with another big snapping uppercut to the face! Ana falls into the ropes! Raab runs at her but she jumps up and he runs into her boot! Ana whips Raab but he reverses it! Ana drops to her knees then jumps and reverses it into a hammer throw, sending Raab crashing into the corner with massive impact! The fans are shocked at Ana’s strength as Raab yells in pain in the corner!
Steve White: Raab had control early and now it’s slowly slipping as he comes up against a monster of his own in Ana Somnia! Ana with such power and strength just tossing Raab into the corner with a big thud!
Chuck Thompson: Ana might not be EHWF Champion anymore but that changes nothing! She is still an unstoppable force! She might take out The Masked German Monster here tonight!
Ana showboats as the fans go wild and Sara is shocked at the monstrous hammer throw! Ana runs up to a hurt Raab in the corner and hits him with Tae Kod! Her kicks are perfect and brutal and Raab bleeds under his mask! We see a bleeding and bruises Raab rolls out of the ring to safety! He’s hurt on the outside and tries to recover as he breathes heavily with rage! As he turns back to the ring, Ana vaults over the top rope and goes flying! She lands on Raab and hits him with a big Slingshot Hurricanrana on the outside! The fans are going wild and get really loud! Ana rolls back in the ring as she starts to control this one!
Steve White: Ana Somnia using power, athletic ability and now high flying offense to take out Raab! Raab takes a big fall on the outside and Ana is now in control of this match!
Chuck Thompson: Raab is not down and out though! He’s taken a beating but he’s still with it! Raab is a tough motherfucker!
Ana picks Lord Raab up and with incredible strength, scoops him up on her shoulder and drops him headfirst on the apron then rolls him back into the ring as the fans go wild! Ana gets back in the ring and shows off as the fans go wild. Sara Daniels cheers her partner on! Ana leans down to pick Raab up but he suddenly awakens and grabs her around the neck and stands up! The fans are on their feet! Ana slaps his arm away but Raab takes Ana out with a massive big boot to the head! Ana gets up but Raab with a big signature uppercut sends her into the ropes! The fans get loud as Raab stalks Ana and calls for Killerbuster!
Steve White: Raab fighting back now! Ana showing off that power and strength and chipping away but it wasn’t enough! Raab waking up to take Ana out! That boot off the skull has put Raab back in it!
Chuck Thompson: Don’t ever count out Raab! Raab fighting back right now as this one heats up!
Ana turns around and Raab lifts her up for Killerbuster but Ana with too much skill gets out of it at the last moment and lands on her feet! Raab with an uppercut swing but Ana dodges it and gets behind Raab - hitting him with a big olympic slam, dropping him on his head/neck with big impact! The fans are going wild! Ana gets to the top rope and showboats for a moment before leaping off and hitting Lord Raab with From Russia With Love! The elbow connects perfectly! Raab gets up slowly, groggy and hurt and falls right into the powerful Ana’s Сука Silencer! Lord Raab is down and done! He barely gets to a knee which Ana takes advantage of and hits him with Hunted! Lord Raab is finished and Sara Daniels cheers on the outside as Ana covers Raab!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Ana Somnia just took out Lord Raab! She defeats Lord Raab here tonight after a great match! She truly is a force of nature!
Chuck Thompson: It was a great match! Lord Raab doing really well there but Ana Somnia keeps going to the next level!
Ana gets up and Sara Daniels comes in and helps her celebrate! The fans are going wild as Daniels shows her off and Ana showboats to the fans. We fade out backstage.
We cut backstage to find EHWF World Heavyweight Champion, Killer Carter, standing in her locker room watching the “After The Mayhem” promo from Black Man following the previous edition of Saturday Night Mayhem. Her championship proudly presented over her left shoulder as interviewer, Patricia Downs appears on the scene.
Patricia Downs: Excuse me, Carter?
Carter briefly turns her head towards the direction of where Downs is standing and then points to the screen.
Killer Carter: Can you believe this senile fuckwit?
Downs shrugs as KC shakes her head before she switches the television off and then focuses her full attention on the interviewer.
Killer Carter: What can I help you with, Patricia?
Patricia Downs: Well, I guess first off… what are your thoughts on what Black Man had to say about you?
The behemoth lets out a huge belly laugh as she adjusts the championship over her shoulder.
Killer Carter: Like I said at Mass Murder, Patricia… same old shit, different day. And the delusional moron didn’t even get my name right! Unless that was supposed to be an insult… and if it was meant to be an insult… holy shit do you need to work on those! Oh and FYI… don’t forget that Carrie burned her fucking school down because people kept messing with her.
Carter glares into the camera as she says that last sentence before then turning her attention back to Downs.
Killer Carter: As for his ridiculous comment about me being a paper champion? Seriously? The same guy who was handed… literally HANDED... the briefcase that gives him a shot at my championship whenever he wants… is calling me a paper champion?
Once again the World Champion laughs.
Killer Carter: This guy is more delusional than the overgrown Cheeto we just booted out of the fucking White House!
KC turns her attention back to the camera.
Killer Carter: You wanna go ahead and put me on notice, Black Man? Well I’m putting you on notice! This championship right here? The very championship that I worked my ASS off to obtain over several months?
She removes the championship from over her shoulder and holds it up to the camera.
Killer Carter: It ain’t going anywhere any time soon… especially to a senile old coward like you!
The behemoth replaces the title back over her shoulder.
Patricia Downs: Well moving onto tonight, Carter… you’re in a tag match teaming up with Alexandria Kendrick to take on Joyride… what are your thoughts on this match?
Carter smirks as she shakes her head, visibly irritated over the match.
Killer Carter: Well my initial thought was, what the fuck is wrong with that moron, Fernandez Gomez for yet again putting me in a tag team match and teaming me up with someone who I clearly can’t fucking stand… but then I realised… it’s Gomez… of course he’d pull some stupid bull shit like this.
The champion strokes her free hand through her short bleached blonde hair.
Killer Carter: And then I thought to myself… this is gonna end in some sort of trap set by the CPO. See, contrary to what those fools may think… I’m not an idiot. I know they’ll have something planned, so I’m not expecting to have a Hell of a match against arguably the best tag team in EHWF right now in Joyride. We both know Kendrick and I ain’t gonna work well together… because neither of us want to… and with Black Man lurking with that briefcase and Kendrick being one of his lap dogs… who knows what will happen.
KC smirks again.
Killer Carter: But it doesn’t matter. That stupid little bitch can try all she wants to pull a fast one over on me to help Black Man… but the moment she tries anything? I’m dropping her on her head…
Yet again, Carter turns her attention to the camera.
Killer Carter: ...I’ll drop every… single… one of you stupid CPO bastards on your heads. Welcome to the Gun Show, bitches!
And with a brief nod to the interviewer, the behemoth disappears off camera as we cut elsewhere
We open up to the EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem backdrop in the background. Brandon Bash steps into the scene from the right. He's dressed in a black Armani suit with white undershirt and black tie. He rubs his palms together while looking down at the ground. He takes a breath before letting out a small sigh while he finally looks up and into the camera.
Brandon Bash: So, here we are. The most dominating group to ever grace the EHWF, yet we no longer have the gold to prove it. First we have Joey Nitro cutting corners for his nephew Nate and the family pet, Mina. Now he sends both Mina and Killer Carter down to cheat my dear Alexandria out of her Showtime Championship. But that's to deal with on Monday...tonight is Saturday night Mayhem! And now Alexandria has to team up with the very woman that cost her the Showtime Championship. No, not Mina Wilk...but Killer Carter. It was Carter distracting Alexandria by having Alexandria bust her face open with the End Game. And they are taking on Joyride, one of whom Alexandria has beaten on multiple occasions. Looks like we will be adding another victory over Thea Nefeli onto the record. And this time Alexandria won't be getting blindsided and double teamed by her partner. What a show of cowardice we saw from the former EHWF Champion and her girlfriend last week. But again, I'm getting ahead of myself with matters not important for the time being. Alexandria is going to go out there and dominate. She's going to prove that she is the perfect candidate to become the next EHWF Champion. Because if Carter wants to cost Alexandria her title, that just means she'll have to take Carter's title. Next time Killer Carter will think before she sticks her nose in business that she doesn't belong in. And then we will know that the EHWF Championship will stay where it belongs. With the Corporate Power Originals.
Bash reached down and fixed a cuff link before he continued speaking.
Brandon Bash: And as for the Hardcore Championship match? What is there to say, really? Wilmer Patacky thinks he can weasel in and win the title without pinning the actual champion? Black Man is known as The Legend for a reason. Wilmer just recently learned what it's like to be a legend in the EHWF, unlike Black Man and even myself. Seeing as how it's one on one, Black Man will simply walk out there and show Wilmer Patacky what a true legend in this business is like. Bank on it.
And with that, Bash flashed an obnoxious, cocky smirk at the camera before he turned around and headed back to the CPO private locker room. We then cut back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
The fans start to cheer as Joyride hits the PA system. Nina and Thea come out on the stage in the smoke and lights as the fans cheer for them. They both pose on the stage for a moment before they come down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans. They come down the ramp and slide inside the ring. They get to a corner each and raise their hands to the cheering crowd. They get off the turnbuckles and come over to the ropes on the side of the ring and Thea leans on them with her arms raised while Nina gets up on the second ropes next to Thea and raises an arm. They get down and get to the corner to wait for the bell to sound.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Team of Thea Nefeli & Nina Chanel… Joyride!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, pulling a pair of gloves out from her cleavage and pulling them on, one at a time. They seemed to also have a teal wolf design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises her right fist into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their Opponents Tonight… First… Alexandria Kendrick!
The opening to “The Gun Show” by In This Moment begins to play through the PA system and as soon as Maria Brink’s vocals kick in, Killer Carter storms out onto the stage with a snarl on her face and stops on stage before turning around to reveal ‘KC’ written in white on the back of her sleeveless leather jacket as she stretches out her arms displaying the devil's horns with her hands before she swiftly turns around and begins to storm down the ramp.
When Carter reaches the bottom of the ramp, she wastes little time in rolling under the bottom rope and marches to the middle of the ring and outstretches her arms again displaying the devil’s horns, still maintaining that vicious snarl as she begins mouthing off to anyone in ear shot as “The Gun Show” fades out.
Illa Isabella: And Next… Her Partner Tonight… The EHWF World Champion… Killer Carter!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are on their feet as you can see the intensity between Killer Carter and Alexandria! Killer Carter starts it out with Thea Nefeli! Alexandria is making remarks and smirking which is pissing Carter off but Carter focuses on circling the ring with Thea! Thea ducks Carter as they go to tie up and she gets her in a chickenwing! Thea dives down and takes the leg of Carter! She does it again and again! They with a rear waistlock! Carter powers out of it and tosses Thea across the ring! Thea is up but Carter hits her with a big powerslam! Alexandria sarcastically claps on the apron and Carter starts arguing with her as the fans cheer. Carter shakes her head and turns back to the match! She goes to pick Thea up but Thea hits Carter with a double knee chest-buster out of nowhere! Carter falls to the ropes and Thea gets up as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Carter and Alexandria have had their problems ever since Final Destination. Tonight they’re teaming together but it’s a rocky teaming especially since Carter cost Alexandria the Showtime Championship on Mass Murder and Alexandria tore pieces out of Carter on last weeks Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: These two want to kill each other that’s for sure! Thea looking very impressive as she fights the champ! Can Joyride take advantage tonight?!
Carter walks into a spinning heel kick from Thea! Thea leaps off of the second ropes and hits Carter with a dropkick as the fans go wild! Alexandria insults Carter on the apron and Carter gets pissed off! Again it costs Carter as Thea clubs Carter in the back from behind! Thea pulls Carter in for Designer DDT but Carter picks Thea up with great strength and slams her down on the mat hard! Carter picks Thea up and then plants her back down on the mat with a big scoopslam! Carter walks over and then berates Alexandria! The two look like they might come to blows but the ref tells them to focus on the match! Carter turns around and Thea hits her with a superkick! The fans go wild as Thea crawls back to her corner and tags in Nina!
Steve White: Carter and Alexandria can’t get along here - arguing and leading Thea to hit that big kick and tag in Nina!
Chuck Thompson: Carter taking punishment against Joyride now - will she think about tagging Alexandria in? Will Alexandria even help her?!
Nina comes off of the top ropes as the fans go wild! She this Carter with a big flying forearm! Carter stumbles back! Carter tanks the shot and hits Nina with a mean clothesline! Nina is back up but Carter takes her head off yet again! Carter lines up Nina and scoops her up on her shoulder for a big powerslam! Nina rolls off of Carter’s back and rolls her up for a cover closer to her end of the corner! Alexandria watches on but she doesn’t jump in to break the cover and instead smirks!
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Steve White: Alexandria not jumping to help Carter or break the cover there! Joyride putting up a great fight against the champ tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Carter wants to prove herself as the new EHWF Champion and a loss here won’t cut it!
Carter smacks the mat - pissed off with the whole situation! She goes to grab Nina but Nina ducks it! Nina jumps up and hits Carter with a big dropkick to the chest! Nina comes off of the second ropes again but Carter catches her and plants her with a sideslam! The fans are on their feet! Carter yanks Nina up to her feet and hooks her in for Jackhammer but Nina gets out of it! Nina swings a kick but Carter blocks it and knocks down Nina with a big clothesline! Carter picks Nina up and plants her with a big spinebuster! Nina yells in pain! Thea wants the tag but she’s too far away! Carter lines Nina up and after a while goes for a Spear but Nina is able to roll off of Carter’s back! Carter comes back but Nina knee her in the side! Nina whips Carter but Carter reverses it! Nina falls to her knees and tosses Carter into the ropes! Alexandria steps to the other side of her corner and kicks Carter in the back of the head! The fans all BOO but it counts as a tag! Carter falls forward right into a dropkick from Nina!
Steve White: Alexandria just kicked the shit out of Carter’s head from behind! Carter is down! Carter isn’t getting up from that! Nina took her down after Alexandria’s snaky move there!
Chuck Thompson: That was huge! D-Did that just count as a tag?!
Carter is down! Nina covers her and didn’t realise there was a tag off the kick to Carter’s head! Alexandria runs in and hits Nina with a sidekick to the head! Alexandria looks like she’s lining up Nina Chanel to finish it but when Carter gets up, Alexandria hits Carter with a big End Game knee to the damn head! Carter is down! Carter is down! Carter is bleeding from the top of her head and Alexandria stands over her with a smirk as we see her insult her on the mat as she looks at Carter in disgust. The fans are booing but Alexandria takes it all in!
Steve White: Killer Carter struck down but the sneaky Alexandria Kendrick! Alexandria has taken Carter out here tonight and Carter didn’t see it coming!
Chuck Thompson: Carter busted open and Alexandria sending a message! What an encounter tonight! This match is STILL going on!
Nina is up! Alexandria hits her with a big sidekick to the head! Alexandria stalks a hurt Nina but runs up and knocks Thea off of the apron instead! Nina turns around and Alexandria calls for it! Alexandria goes for her Spinning Backfist but Nina ducks it and springs off of the middle then the top ropes and goes for a flying crossbody but Alexandria hits Nina with a Spinning Backfist midair! The fans go wild! Nina is smacked out of the air and she’s down! Nina doesn’t know where she it as Alexandria helps her up and pulls her into The Perfect Shot! The fans are on their feet as Alexandria covers!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Alexandria Kendrick and The EHWF World Champion… Killer Carter!
Steve White: Alexandria does it! She takes out Nina but not after striking down Killer Carter, busting her open and sending a big message!
Chuck Thompson: The CPO will be happy with this tonight!
Alexandria sees the bleeding Killer Carter stirring on the mat so she quickly rolls out of the ring with a mic. Alexandria backs up the ramps.
Alexandria Kendrick: What did I tell you Carter? Look at you now - on the mat all beat up and bleeding… You couldn’t even get the fall for your team and you call yourself THE CHAMPION!? What a joke… You’re a complete joke, the fact that you think you’re actually worthy of being the champion makes me sick. You got lucky in the Retribution Royale and you got lucky against Ana Somnia…
The fans give a mixed reaction. Carter slides out of the ring and wipes the blood away as she looks up and stumbles towards the ramp.
Alexandria Kendrick: You and your little friends get HANDED things to you… You cost me MY title because of your own overcompensating inferiority complex. You’re not championship material and I’m going to prove it to you. I’m going to make you PAY by taking that title you don’t deserve and embarrassing you even further you piece of garbage.
Carter points out at Alexandria who is now on the stage. Alexandria leaves behind the curtain as Carter is disoriented and bleeding but yells out to Alexandria and gives chase.
Steve White: Talk about sending a message! Alexandria sends a huge one to Killer Carter and now these two REALLY want to destroy each other!
Thea is helping Nina up but the fans all of a sudden pick up as Ana Somnia and Sara Daniels slide in the ring from behind! The fans are going nuts! Thea looks up and sees Ana and Sara in front of them! Ana grabs Thea and hits her with The Сука Silencer! The fans go wild! Nina has to force herself up to her feet but Sara grabs her and hits her with Jo-Burg Jackhammer! The fans are all on their feet as Joyride are ambushed!
Steve White: What the!? What the heck!? Kill Team X! Ana Somnia and Sara Daniels just burst out here and took out Joyride! What the heck are they doing?!
Chuck Thompson: That was brutal! Joyride just fought this match and Somnia and Daniels just brutalised them! I don’t think they’re done just yet!
Somnia grabs Thea and Nina and overpowers them easily as the gets them up and plows them into the middle turnbuckle hitting them with Kill Team X Team Move Sidewinder with Daniels following up with the move! The fans go nuts! Thea and Nina are destroyed and they roll out of the ring in a mess on the floor! Daniels raises her arms in victory as Ana flexes and shows off!
Steve White: That was BRUTAL! Kill Team X destroying Joyride here and sending a huge message!
Chuck Thompson: Ana Somnia and Sara Daniels said they wanted in on the Tag Team Division and said they wanted to stake a claim well they did JUST that tonight!
The fans go wild as Somnia and Daniels celebrate in the ring and we fade out.
We cut backstage where we see none other than Van Jam decked out in a classic light blue blazer un-buttoned with no shirt underneath. He is wearing matching pants that he has cut off at the knee. During winter. With sunglasses to boot. Standing a few feet to his left is his best friend and former tag team partner, Carl "Cowbell" Jakson, who is currently stuffing his face with tacos as usual. Cowbell is only wearing a pair of shorts. And you better believe he pulled the tacos he just shoved in his mouth, out of the front of his the said shorts. Behind as well as in between the two, we see a door that reads "Wilmer Patacky" on it. Van Jam suddenly pulls out an EHWF microphone from his cut off pants!
Van Jam: Ladies and gentlemen, it is I...Van Jam! Here with my buddy Cowbell as we are about to knock on the door and get a few words with the guy kind enough to hire us when the head hanchos at EHWF wouldn't...Wilmer Patacky!
Just as Van Jam was about to knock on the door, it is pulled open by Wilmer Patacky himself! Wilmer is already in his wrestling gear and the EHWF Hardcore Championship is draped over his right shoulder.
Wilmer Patacky: Hey, Van Jam! And Cowbell, I sure hope you saved some crotch tacos for Vee-Jay here.
Cowbell smiled as best as a man with a mouth full of crotch tacos could while he nodded his head, still crunching away on the tacos. Wilmer just shook his head and laughed as Van Jam spoke into his microphone.
Van Jam: Wilmer, my dude! Last week you got a pretty controversial tag team victory when Cliff Maxwell used a pair of brass knuckles to help your partner, Sidius Grimm, get the pin on Konrad Raab. Now tonight, you will be facing The Legendary Black Man as he cashes in his rematch clause for the EHWF Hardcore Championship. What are your thoughts?
Wilmer pulls his head back as Van Jam nearly shoves the microphone into his face.
Wilmer Patacky: Well, Veej...I'm not happy with how we got that victory. Just as Konrad Raab has expressed his interest in facing me in the ring, I am also interested in facing him in the ring. He is certainly more respectable than his brother. And speaking of Lord Raab, I sure was happy to see that he would be facing Ana Somnia before my match with Black Man. He is one tough bastard, but after how dominant Ana has been, even after losing the EHWF Championship, Lord Raab won't really be in good condition to try and cash in his briefcase tonight. I really enjoyed when she and Sara Daniels beat the holy hell out of my ex-wife. Now if we can just find a way to get them locked in a room with Brandon Bash...that would really be a great birthday gift. But the true birthday gift is finally getting that one on one match with Black Man that I have wanted for going on eight years now. And getting to successfully defend this title against him to solidify myself as a true champion. Black Man wants to think that just because I didn't pin him, that makes me a paper champion? Tonight I get to prove to him that I am anything but a paper champion! Tonight I am going to go out there and continue to bring the fight to the CPO, and continue to be the biggest thorn in their sides. But I'm not doing it alone. Nathaniel Nitro and Mina Wilk have also been bringing the fight to them, and now the only accolade the group has now is a briefcase that Black Man didn't earn.
Van Jam pulls the microphone back to his mouth while Cowbell piles another handful of tacos into his mouth.
Van Jam: A lot of thoughts there, Wilmer. You kind of answered a few other questions I had. Let me see here...
Van hands the microphone over to Wilmer as he starts digging around in his pockets for his cue cards with questions on them. Wilmer chuckled a bit to himself as he looked into the camera, keeping the microphone a good distance from his face due to the questionable smell coming from it.
Wilmer Patacky: Adam...I have been looking forward to this match for a very very long time. Every single time we have faced each other in the ring, there has always been other people involved. Getting the opportunity to finally face you one-on-one. But I know that I won't be truly facing just you tonight, now will I? If I have to take out you, Alexandria, Stephen, Bash and his "new" protege that he will just turn on whenever he gets the opportunity just to defend the Hardcore Championship, then that's just what I will do. When I hear people like Konrad Raab say they don't see me as a hardcore type of guy in the ring...that's exactly why I fought so hard to get it. Because it's out of my comfort zone, and I want to expand my horizons in this crazy world we work in. That, and it's always much more satisfying when it involves taking away a title from the group of people who have been trying to make your life a living hell. But mainly the first part. Ever since I returned to the EHWF, I have had a few certain notches to mark off before I eventually end my career down the road. My first reign as the EHWF Hardcore Champion wasn't a very good one. Though I won it from one of my best friends in this business, Matthew "Silver" Kazama, I lost it in my first title defense. This time around, I plan on bringing a little more prestige to the title. Starting with making sure it doesn't fall back into your grasp, Adam. And if Lord Raab still thinks it's a good idea to cash in his briefcase, that just means I'll have to go to war with him as well. This Hardcore Championship won't be leaving my grasp tonight unless someone pries it from my cold, dead fingers!
Wilmer hands the microphone back to Van Jam, who had just pulled his cue cards from his inside jacket pocket. Wilmer then winks at the camera before walking out of the camera shot. Van Jam stumbles over some words before accidentally dropping the microphone. Van Jam looks over to Cowbell, who just reaches into the front of his shorts and hands Van Jam a handful of tacos. The two clank two tacos together, mouthing "cheers" to each other before we cut back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a hardcore match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… The Blackest Man of All Time… Black Man!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big FIsh’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
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The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he pointed his right index finger to the sky! Wilmer is rocking yellow and orange tie dye tights with a darker shade of yellow jester-style pointed toe boots with orange laces. Wilmer looked down at the ring as he lowered his right arm to be pointing down to it while nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then make his way down the ramp, skanking to the beat of the song as he did so. He slapped hands with fans along the way before he ran and slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He quickly pushes himself up to his feet. Wilmer would skank around the ring a little more around the ring before he would make his way over to a corner, getting in a few last second stretches before the match starts.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
The fans are going WILD! Everyone is on their feet as Wilmer and Black Man are circling each other and mouthing off to each other! Black Man rages and comes at Wilmer Wilmer ducks him and looks around with a smirk that pisses Black Man off even more! They’re weary of each other but Black Man rolls out of the ring and goes to grab a weapon! He gets a kendo stick but Wilmer clubs him in the back! They fight over the kendo stick and it gets dropped! Wilmer with a right hand! Black Man with a jab! Black Man swings, Wilmer ducks and hits Black Man with a punch to his face then a punch to the chest! Black Man with a mean knee to the gut! Black Man rams Wilmer into the apron back first! Black Man rolls Wilmer in the ring and goes and grabs a trash can! Black Man tosses in 2 trash cans, a kendo stick, 2 steel chairs and slides in with a kendo stick for himself as the fans go wild!
Steve White: And here we go! Two men who hate each others guts and have hated each other for decades are going at it one on one tonight in a match that everyone has wanted to see for so long!
Chuck Thompson: EHWF Hardcore Championship on the line! Both men with so much to say about each other! Both men with a lot of history so this is going to be an incredible one tonight!
Black Man cracks Wilmer in the back with the kendo stick! Wilmer yells in pain! Black Man swats it down on Wilmer’s back again then the third time, snaps it over Wilmer’s back! Wilmer falls in the corner as we see his back all scratched up and bleeding! Black Man berates Wilmer and runs at him for a corner move but Wilmer jumps up and Black Man runs into his boot! Wilmer then ducks down and takes Black Man’s leg out! Wilmer grabs a steel chair and cracks it over Black Man’s back! Black Man yells in pain! Wilmer hits Black Man with another chair shot as Black Man tries to flee! Wilmer goes for another chair shot but Black Man hits Wilmer with a Black Boot, booting the chair right into Wilmer’s face! Wilmer is down and Black Man covers as the fans go wild!
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Steve White: Black Man and Wilmer beating the crap out of each other tonight! Black Man with a near fall there as both men have already done some damage!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is Alexandria’s ex husband, Black Man’s biggest rival and Brandon Bash’s worst enemy! The CPO and Black Man want this guy dead and tonight they’re gonna try and destroy him as he fights CPO leader Black Man!
Black Man gets on top of Wilmer and hits him with some big right hands! Wilmer’s back is bleeding and we see his lip is busted open! Black Man yells at Wilmer to get up! Wilmer stumbles to his feet! Black Man boots him in the gut and goes for Black Stunn but Wilmer shoves Black Man into the ropes! Black Man catches himself on the ropes but Wilmer runs up and superkicks Black Man over the top rope! Black Man crashes to the outside and the fans go wild!
Steve White: Massive kick from Wilmer as he tries to make a huge comeback now! Black Man and Wilmer beating the shit out of each other as this one gets hardcore!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer going to follow up now as Black Man might be in trouble here tonight!
Black Man slowly starts to stir to his feet on the outside as he spits out some blood but Wilmer bounces off of the ropes, jumps up onto a set up steel chair and leaps onto the top rope! Wilmer leaps off of the top rope and hits Black Man with a flying crossbody to the outside as the fans go wild! The crowd is loud and Wilmer fights his way back up to his feet! Wilmer roots around under the ring and pulls out at table! He holds it up and yells and as Black Man gets up, Wilmer runs the table into Black Man’s head sending him back down to the outside floor! The fans are going nuts and Wilmer takes a second to get his breath back! Wilmer sets up the table and points out to the fans but they start to boo as we see Ace Pena leap the barricade and smack Wilmer from behind into the table!
Steve White: Wilmer with HUGE offence but Ace Pena from the CPO running interference in this hardcore contest!
Chuck Thompson: Dammit! Ace Pena out here and now Wilmer is in trouble! Fucking CPO!
Ace Pena starts hitting Wilmer with big right hands as Wilmer is trapped against the table! Ace puts Wilmer on the table but Wilmer rolls off and hits Ace with a right hand! Ace responds with one of his own! Wilmer smacks Ace’s head off of the table! The fans are on their feet but as Wilmer turns around, Black Man hits Wilmer with Black Boot! Wilmer is down! Black Man yells for Ace Pena to get up! Black Man picks Wilmer up but Wilmer out of desperation hits Black Man with a jawbreaker! Black Man falls on the bottom of the ramp and holds his bleeding mouth! Wilmer knows he can’t let Ace get up so Wilmer jumps up and smacks Ace with a forearm to the back! Brandon Bash appears on the ramp with Stephen Sebastian who barrels down the ramp at great speed! Wilmer turns around and Sebastian grabs him, lifting him with incredible strength and slamming him through the damn table!
Steve White: The CPO is out here now making the save for Black Man and Stephen Sebastian just slams Wilmer through the damn table there! That was brutal!
Chuck Thompson: Stephen Sebastian is going to crush Wilmer here right now… W-wait! Wait! Nitro and Wilk! Here comes some back up!
The fans are all on their feet! Bash yells of Black Man and Ace Pena to get up! Suddenly the fans go CRAZY as Nitro and Wilk sprint down the ramp! Wilk doesn’t wait for Ace to get up, instead she jumps on him and starts hitting with chaotic fists! Nitro dives on Stephen and starts to hit him with all he’s got but Stephen tosses Nitro off of him and slams him down to the floor hard! Wilmer takes out Stephen’s leg! Black Man grabs Wilmer by the hair and drags him up the ramp, hitting him with right hands! Wilmer starts fighting back and they break into a fist fight at the top of the stage! Stephen rushes over and bowls over Wilmer! Wilk and Nitro jump on Stephen and start brawling with him but Stephen takes everyone out!
Steve White: It’s an all out brawl! Wilmer and Black Man still in this one! Stephen and Ace fighting off Wilk and Nitro as Stephen takes everyone out! This is a mess!
Chuck Thompson: It’s an all out brawl but The Hardcore Championship is still on the line!
Wilk is able to low blow Stephen to slow him down! Ace rushes over and smacks Wilk into the stage floor! Nitro takes out Ace with Burnout The Nitro! Black Man hits Nitro with Black Stunn! Wilmer hits Black Man with Alaskan Pipeline! Bash yells at Stephen and he gets up! Stephen gets Wilmer up on his back ready to hit him with Rise of the Godhand! Out of nowhere, Konrad Raab rushes out with a steel chair and blasts Stephen in the back with it! Wilmer falls off to safety! Konrad hits Stephen with the steel chair again and again and again as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Konrad Raab! Konrad Raab! The Jr Heavyweight Champion rushing out here to help his friend Wilmer like Wilmer helped him earlier tonight! Raab with that steel chair making the save on Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: Raab assaulting Stephen with that chair but he’s gonna need more than that!
Konrad Raab hits Stephen with a boxing combo but Stephen rages and levels him! Stephen levels Nitro as well! Stephen tries to pick Black Man up but Mina jumps on his back! Stephen thrashes around! Nitro and Raab are able to jump on Stephen! The brawl continues! Black Man gets on Nitro! Ace gets on Mina! Stephen is on the bottom of the pack! The fans are going nuts! Bash tries to break it up as 2 more refs come out and try to regain control! The fans go NUTS as we see Wilmer Patacky climbing the tron!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! WILMER IS CLIMBING THE TRON!!
Chuck Thompson: He’s gonna kill himself! What the heck is Wilmer doing?! He’s getting up the tron and I don’t think anyone has noticed! Is he gonna jump!? Don’t do this Wilmer!
The fans go WILD as Wilmer gets to the top of the tron! Brandon notices this and dives on the pack of brawling competitors as he tries to get Black Man out of there! Black Man shoves Bash off of him and knocks down Nitro! Mina snaps a kick off of Black Man’s torso! Konrad dives on everyone as Stephen starts to beat everyone up again! Wilmer is on the top of the tron - really high which gets a massive pop! Wilmer yells out and raises his arms! Black Man notices and his eyes go wide as he gets up! Wilmer leaps off the tron and falls a massive distance - landing on EVERYONE with a high angle senton bomb! The massive drop sees Wilmer explode down on everyone else! Everyone is down! The refs go nuts and call more guys out to help them!
Steve White: WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! NO WAY! WILMER DIVING OFF OF THE DAMN TRON AND HE’S TAKEN EVERYONE OUT INCLUDING HIMSELF!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer leaping off of that freaking tron and going the whole mile! He took everyone out but him and Black Man are unresponsive! Can they even continue this one?!
Everyone is down and Stephen tries to pick Bash up. The refs and security try to seperate everyone while they’re down and Bash gets up, holding Stephen back as well. The main ref holds up his arms and calls it as neither man can answer the 10 count after that one! The bell sounds and the fans are going CRAZY!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: As a result of neither man being able to answer the count of 10 and be able to continue competing… This match has been declared a no contest… therefore… STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion!
Steve White: No way! What a brutal match but in the end it’s a no contest because Wilmer took everyone out including himself! What the fuck was Wilmer thinking! He could have ended his career there!
Chuck Thompson: The hatred of Black Man and the CPO was so deep he didn’t see anything else! That was AMAZING!
EMTs come out and check everyone! Nitro and Wilk help each other up! Stephen and Bash help Black Man and Ace up who are out of it! An EMT and Konrad Raab help Wilmer up who can’t stand on his own. The fans are going wild as producers and security break everything up. Stephen wants to continue to fight but Bash and security stops him. Raab hands Wilmer the Hardcore Championship and puts it on his shoulder but Wilmer is out of it! Bash points over at Wilmer and yells at him. Wilmer with his last ounce of strength flips off Bash from across from his as the fans go wild! We fade out backstage.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest is a tag team match and it is for the EHWF World Tag Team Championship!
Suddenly the arena plunges into a deep blood red color as “Born in a Burial Gown” by Cradle of Filth begins to play through the speakers as a circle of fire appears on the entrance stage. A throne made from skulls begins to rise up inside said fire circle and sitting on the throne is Countess Bathory clutching the goblet of virgin blood in her hands.
Bathory stands and as she does so, the fire disappears and smoke begins to pour in onto the stage, ramp and inside the ring as she then begins to slowly make her way down the ramp focusing her attention solely on the ring in front of her. Reaching the ring, she makes her way up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes, the smoke in the ring coming up to her waist as she makes her way to the center and then the lights go back to normal. Taking the goblet in both hands, The Countess slowly lifts it up, looking up to the ceiling as “Born in a Burial Gown” cuts off.
Countess Bathory: Arise… my children!
In a jerking fashion, both Lilith and Amara emerge from the smoke on either side of Bathory before she allows the two to drink from the goblet as the smoke slowly disappears.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challengers… Lilith & Amara… The Covenant!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… First… One half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Misty Vega!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner… The other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Joanna starts it off with Lilith as they circle each other! Lilith come in close and tries to grab the much smaller Joanna but Joanna dodges it! Lilith swings but Joanna ducks and starts to snap some kicks into Lilith’s legs! Joanna jumps up and snaps a big kick into Lilith’s back! Lilith with a right hand! Joanna with one of her own! Lilith with a boot to the midsection! Lilith rakes Joanna’s face off of the boot then whips Joanna into the ropes! Joanna ducks on rebound and then springs off of the middle ropes to the top rope and hits Lilith with a big corkscrew body dive! The fans are going wild! Joanna is back up and hits Lilith with a big standing moonsault then hooks the far leg!
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Steve White: Massive Tag Team Title match main event here tonight! These two teams hate each other! They’ve been going at it for months now and finally we might see some closure!
Chuck Thompson: I doubt it! They want to kill each other! All the shit they have put each other through! The Covenant ambushing Joanna and Misty backstage last week then Lilith trying to take out Azzurra Rissi just to get to Joanna on Monday Nights show! There is so much in this rivalry now!
Joanna picks Lilith up but Lilith rakes her face! Joanna falls back and Lilith hoists her up and uses her size to plant Joanna with a big scoopslam! Lilith runs up and grabs the corner ropes and pushes her self up, springing off of the bottom rope for a big splash but Joanna rolls out of the ring and Lilith hits the mat hard! Joanna climbs up on the top rope and Lilith gets up! The fans go nuts as Joanna leaps off and hits Lilith with a big missile dropkick! The fans are going wild! Lilith is down! Joanna runs up onto the second ropes and hits a lionsault! Joanna gets up and waits for Lilith! Lilith is up! Joanna goes to follow up but Lilith hits her with a thumb to the eye! Joanna falls back, screaming in pain and Lilith rakes Joanna’s back! Joanna turns around and we can see the scratches! Lilith then takes Joanna’s head off with a big high impact lariat!
Steve White: These guys are fighting an incredible match right now! Massive high impact clothesline from Lilith taking Joanna’s head off!!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna seemingly leading this match but that may have just turned the tide here tonight!
Lilith with another rake to the back and Joanna is bleeding and screaming! Lilith whips Joanna into the ropes! She swings on rebound but Joanna ducks it! Joanna bounces then jumps on Lilith and manoeuvres all around her body until she hits her with a head scissor takedown! The fans are going wild! Joanna bounces off of the ropes again and jumps on Lilith then hits her with a big satellite DDT! The fans are all on their feet! Joanna quickly covers!
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Lilith elbows Joanna in the head then crawls over and tags in Amara! Joanna stands up and Amara comes off of the top rope and takes Joanna down with a flying elbow to the head! Joanna is down and the fans are on their feet for the action!
Steve White: Amara with a tag in and Joanna is down! This now is high impact, high flying, high octane action right now!
Chuck Thompson: The fresher Amara in this one now after Lilith took an assault from Joanna in there! Joanna not looking too great now though, can she tag in Misty right now?
Amara gets on top of Joanna and starts clawing and raking at her face! The ref starts to count Amara and she stops at a count of 4! Joanna is all scratched up! Amara picks Joanna up and hits her with a right hand and sends her into the corner! Amara runs at her but runs into a boot! Joanna runs out with a swinging neckbreaker! Amara is down! Joanna rolls over and tags in Misty! The fans get loud! Misty grabs Amara on her way back up and plants her with a belly to belly! Amara is back up and gets another belly to belly! It looks like Misty might follow up but she elbows Lilith off of the apron into the barricade instead then berates Countess Bathory on the outside!
Steve White: Misty coming in and she’s putting down Amara and taking it to The Countess! Joanna and Misty now leading this match and The Covenant can’t get any footing in on this one!
Chuck Thompson: Lilith and Amara not doing too well in the latter part of this match! Can they make a comeback or will Misty put Amara down right now and retain?!
Misty turns back to Amara! Amara spins a kick into Misty! Amara then rakes her face and boots her in the midsection then hits Misty with a big DDT as the fans go wild! Amara gets up, hurt from those suplexes. Amara starts to stomp out Misty! Misty gets to the corner! Amara runs up and springs off of the middle ropes and dropkicks Misty to the mat! Amara gets on top of Misty and rakes her back! Amara then goes for the face and eyes again! The ref counts her and she stops at 4! The ref says final warning as we see Misty is bloody and can’t open one eye! Misty gets to a knee and Amara knees her in the side of the head! Amara runs up and knocks Joanna off of the apron! Amara then lines Misty up and springs off of the second rope for a crossbody! Misty catches her and plants her with a belly to belly suplex! Amara yells out and pain and Misty shines her boot up ready to end it…
…Just then, the lights go out!
Steve White: WHAT!? The lights are out!? What the fuck?!
Chuck Thompson: Misty was about to end Amara there! We’ve seen The Covenant do this many times… Don’t count them out… Wait… What’s that?!
The sound of a male choir can be heard repeating the following words in a sort of singing chant:
As this is going on, a spotlight appears on the stage where the figure of a 6ft 4 - 6ft 5 is stood wearing a black robe with the hood concealing his identity looking directly at the ring. Once the lights go back to normal, both Rissi and Vega are staring at the hooded figure but standing behind them are Lilith and Amara, acting as though they haven't already been through a gruelling match almost as if they're been revived!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!? Who is that!? Some hooded figure out here right now has turned the lights back on and… wait! What!? It looks like Lilith and Amara are both back up! But how!?!
Chuck Thompson: It’s like they’ve been revived?! What the heck is this!? Who is this hooded individual and what effect has he had on Lilith and Amara!? This is getting too freaky for me!
Joanna is focused on the figure. They both turn back and the big Lilith takes both Joanna and Misty down with a double clothesline! Lilith grabs Joanna and chokes her on the ropes as the hooded figure and The Countess watch! Lilith tosses Joanna out of the ring!
Steve White: No idea what’s happened but it looks like this hooded figure has had some effect on The Covenant because they look like they’re revived from this match!
Chuck Thompson: Now they’re back up and they’re taking out Joanna and Misty! Joanna tossed out of the ring and now Misty getting a beat down from The Covenant while The Countess and this hooded guy watch on!
Misty starts trading right hands with Amara but Amara is seemingly healed! Amara gets the upper hand and beats Misty! Lilith rakes Misty’s back! Misty tries to fight out of there but they beat her down! Amara pulls Misty in and the fans get loud! Lilith comes down and they destroy Misty with Mortis! Lilith rolls out of the ring and Amara covers Misty!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Lilith and Amara… The Covenant!
Steve White: What the fuck was that?! Who is this guy!?
Chuck Thompson: No idea but The Covenant are the new EHWF World Tag Team Champions!
Joanna is hurt and rolls back in! She can’t fight and Misty is out of it! The large hooded man comes into the ring and stands over them as Lilith and Amara bow and present their title belts up. The Countess stands next to the hooded figure. He takes another step over Joanna and Misty but before anything can happen - the lights go out again!
Steve White: Lights out again! Is it over?!
The lights come back on and Lilith and Amara along with The Hooded Figure and The Countess are all gone with the title belts! Only red smoke that billow along the ring remains. Joanna looks out as she tries to struggle up but she’s in pain.
Steve White: Well I have no idea what that was but The Covenant are again the EHWF World Tag Team Champions! It’s been an amazing night and so much going into tonight is going to make Aftermath next week and INCREDIBLE night! That’s all we have time for! We’ll see you next week at Aftermath! Good night ladies and gentlemen! Be safe!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Killer Carter, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to Saturday Night Mayhem!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Mayhem comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Saturday Night Mayhem and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem - We are one week away from EHWF Aftermath as we have the fallout of everything that happened at Final Destination and more! Tonight we have an amazing card planned out for your all tonight but perhaps the most intense rivalry going on at the moment is the controversy circling the EHWF World Tag Team Championships! Joanna and Misty defeated Joyride and The Covenant at Final Destination. A massive 8 person tag team match went down last week where The Covenant were apart of the winning team and then they ambushed and attacked Misty and Joanna later in the night! They may have not gotten a successful defence but The Covenant have been given a title rematch tonight in the main event! That match is gonna be massive, Steve
Steve White: Agreed! But we don’t just have one title match on the card tonight - we have TWO! Wilmer Patacky defends his EHWF Hardcore Championship in the co-main event tonight. Arch rivals Black Man and Wilmer Patacky who have almost 10 years of history and hatred go one on one tonight with the title back on the line in this huge rematch! Wilmer is on the list of major enemies for the CPO and Black Man and tonight - Black Man who also has a shot at The EHWF World Championship with his Feast or Fired Briefcase he was gifted by Bash and Stephen Sebastian will have the chance to win back his Hardcore Championship! Can he do it or will Wilmer Patacky win yet again?
Chuck Thompson: Killer Carter is finding her feet as the NEW EHWF Champion here on Mayhem and she’s had some issues already with Alexandria Kendrick. No doubt these issues were made worse after Monday Night Mass Murder where Killer Carter cost Alexandria her match and lost her the Showtime Championship! Now all of the intensity, insults and all of the hatred are ready to boil over as tonight these two are forced to team up against the former EHWF Tag Team Champions - Joyride in a huge tag team match tonight! I can’t wait for that one, Steve!
Steve White: Ana Somnia bounced back after losing the World Title last week when she lead the charge and won the 8 person tag team match and then took out everyone in that match after it was over with Sara Daniels by her side! Sara Daniels will be in her corner again tonight as Ana Somnia goes one on one with The Masked German Monster and the holder of the EHWF Hardcore Championship Feast or Fired Briefcase - Lord Raab! Ana Somnia is one of the most talented fighters on the face of the earth and the most dominant person in EHWF but she hasn’t come up against someone with as much rage and aggression like Lord Raab! That is going to be a massive match against two forces of pure power!
Chuck Thompson: And we have a massive 6 person tag team match set for the open tonight! Mixed Tag Team Champions - Nate Nitro and Showtime Champion Mina Wilk team up with The Supernova and new Hall of Famer, Zoe McDraven to take on the rocky teaming of Cliff Maxwell, The Jr Heavyweight Title Feast or Fired Briefcase holder, Sidius Grimm and EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion, Konrad Raab! Those three men are embroiled in some doings right now! Cliff and Sidius are going at it, fighting over the briefcase but Konrad Raab is the holder of the title that the case can be used to cash in for… Can they work together or will The Supernova and Wolfpack take advantage and pick up a huge win tonight?
Steve White: So much going into tonight! A huge card for Mayhem right before the massive Aftermath event! We have 2 big title matches here tonight and Killer Carter and Alexandria Kendrick teaming up as their issues deepen and deepen! Shit is gonna go down tonight bah gawd!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
Cameras went backstage with Konrad, shaking his head, frustrated that he was on the wrong team once again. Konrad had wanted to walk away multiple times because of the one emotion he didn't want to let out, more so what happened last week as well. Konrad wasn't in a situation he particularly liked and without Markus guiding Konrad to help him be angry, Konrad was in trouble, and he didn't know what to do.
Konrad Raab: "I'm frustrated with what's going on in this place with all the cheap shots I seem to get front and centre. Being attacked by wrestlers is one thing, I can face them and defeat them in the match, but now I'm getting attacked from one of the bosses around here? I can't really put into words what I think because I'm not an angry person apart from one incident, even if I wore a different mask. After all, that's the one emotion I can't develop well in myself."
That was why Konrad needed his brother who can develop anger, who can cope with vicious and brutal attacks and worst of all, the opponents Konrad's facing, he had nothing against. All Konrad could do was shake his head.
Konrad Raab: "If that's bad, going against Nathaniel Nitro, Mina Wilk and Zoe McDraven, people I have nothing against isn't making things better. It may sound negative to them, but the truth is, I'd rather be teaming with them over Cliff and Sidus because at least I can trust Nathaniel, Mina and Zoe. Three good people I prefer to face each one of them as solo's competitors and I like to think I want to fight fair, but Cliff and Sidus have no plans on doing that. This is going to be a screwjob from hell, and I don't like this one bit. I get on with it because that's what wrestlers do despite me not liking this situation. That's all I have to say because I'm in a team with the wrong people and I want to say we can win and be positive, but I can't. I go to the curtain and leave it at that."
Konrad goes straight to the curtain with frustration on being in a wrong team and feeling he didn't want to team with people Konrad knew would screw him over. Cameras go to ringside for the ring announcer to call out the first opponent out of the curtain.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 6 person tag team contest and it’s set for one fall!
The opening to "The Animal" by Disturbed begins to play across the PA system and a wolf howl is heard before the song kicks in. Once it does so, Nathaniel Nitro slowly walks out onto the stage and begins to slowly make his way down the ramp. In his hands he has Joey Nitro’s sledgehammer. He stops and looks at the hammer before slowly coming down to the bottom of the ramp with it.
Once he reaches the bottom of the ramp, he walks around to the steel steps and makes his way up them before climbing through the ropes. He then makes his way to the center of the ring and glares into the camera as "The Animal" fades out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… the Wolfman… Nathaniel Nitro!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… his partner… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
As the opening chords of Ozzy's 'Bark At The Moon' play, Mina Wilk walks out in a horned helmet, cups her hands around her mouth and howls to the fans. She is a bundle of energy as she runs down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope and into the ring. She gets up on the turnbuckles and howls again, before spinning off and landing in the center of the ring awaiting her opponent.
Illa Isabella: And their partner… She is the other half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions and the EHWF Showtime Champion… Mina Wilk!
Sidius Grimm comes out on the stage to some boos. He walks down the ramp and looks at all of the lumberjacks. Sidius tries to limber up and focus for his upcoming match with has a lot of importance. Sidius gets in the ring and looks out at the fans and then waits for his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… First… Sidius Grimm!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And next… Cliff Maxwell!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest and ice bear tattoo on his right chest. He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And their partner tonight… Finally… He is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Konrad Raab & Sidius Grimm & Cliff Maxwell vs. Nathaniel Nitro & Mina Wilk & Zoe McDraven
The bell sounds and Zoe and Cliff are going to start this one off! It already seems as though Cliff/Sidius/Konrad can’t get along as there was some arguing on the apron. Zoe and Cliff circle! They come in close and Cliff gets Zoe in a mean headlock! He switches out and wrenches back into a wristlock! Zoe turns it into a quick chickenwing but Cliff reverses it into a headlock once more! Zoe with some elbows and then a knee! Zoe gets out of it! Cliff swings! Zoe ducks! Zoe springs off of the middle ropes and hits Cliff with a springboard dropkick! Cliff is down! Zoe with a standing moonsault! She hits it! Cliff gets up, holding his torso! Zoe with a boot to the gut and she goes for a DDT but Cliff twists out of it then pulls Zoe in and levels her with a big lariat! The fans are all on their feet after that one!
Steve White: Cliff Maxwell and Zoe McDraven going at it hard out here right now! Cliff Maxwell and Sidius Grimm have had so many issues the past couple of months and things got worse on Monday Nights show when Cliff tried to distract Sidius yet again!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell thinks he was promised Sidius’ Jr Heavyweight Feast or Fired Briefcase but Sidius has found his independence! Both men fighting over a title shot against their partner tonight - this is a messy teaming!
Konrad asks for the tag. Cliff flips him off then insults both of his partners. Cliff and Konrad don’t take it well as they argue with Cliff from the apron but he just insults them! Zoe takes advantage of the distraction and hits Cliff with a knee! Cliff is bent over and she hits him with a springboard elbow! Cliff is down and Zoe goes up top! She leaps off the top rope and hits a big splash on Cliff! Zoe calls for Kinetic Energy! When Zoe jumps up on Cliff’s back Cliff thrashes around as she wrenches back on his neck! Cliff shoves Zoe off of him and falls into his corner! Cliff falls in the corner and Konrad slaps his back, tagging himself into the match! The fans cheer but Cliff yells at Konrad and berates him as Konrad comes in and tries to ignore him.
Steve White: Konrad and Cliff arguing now! These men are not friends by any means and Cliff wants that case so he can take Konrad’s damn title! Zoe taking it to Cliff here tonight and McDraven very impressive here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe has found some success here in EHWF again and is back on track ever since she got the Hall of Fame induction! A win here would be huge for her - can she do it tonight?
Konrad picks Zoe up and hits her with knee then another one then another! Konrad with a boxing right sends her in the ropes and then he levels her with a hip and shoulder! Konrad goes to pick Zoe up but she elbows him in the face and dive tags Mina Wilk into the match! Mina vaults over the top rope and lands a crossbody on Konrad! She starts hitting Konrad with mean rights and lefts on the mat! Konrad tosses her off of him! They get up! Konrad hits her with a shoulder block! They’re both up and he takes her down with another big shoulder block! Konrad with a knee whips Mina off of the ropes! When she comes back he swings but she ducks and springs off of the middle then the top ropes and leaps off, dragging a flying kick across Konrad’s chest! The fans go wild as Konrad is down! Mina springs off of the top rope and lands a big moonsault on Konrad Raab as she covers after the impact!
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Steve White: Mina and Konrad going at it right now as the fans are on their feet! Mina became a double champion on Monday Nights Mass Murder show and she has come into her own in EHWF now!
Chuck Thompson: Nate and Mina definitely making waves and a win here tonight would be very good for them - that’s for sure!
Mina picks Konrad up but he drops her with a mean right hand then dive tags in Sidius Grimm! The fans go wild! Sidius off of the ropes takes Mina down with a forearm and he gets a huge pop! Sidius grabs Mina and whips her into the corner! Mina holds her back in pain as Sidius follows up with a big corner clothesline! Sidius whips Mina off again and smacks her into the opposing corner! He goes for another corner clothesline but Mina dives out of the way and Sidius eats the corner! Mina dives off of the second ropes and takes Sidius out with a diving splash! The fans are all on their feet! Mina wants to get to the top rope but Sidius stops her midway and slams her off of the middle ropes with a big body drop! Mina is hurt and Sidius covers her!
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Steve White: Sidius Grimm - very impressive ever since he came out of Cliff’s shadow and found himself! He gets that big slam after going head to head with Mina and gets a near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Mina and Sidius putting on an impressive battle there in the ring!
Sidius picks Mina up and goes for the Saskatchewan Spinebuster but Mina elbows the shit out of the side of his head! Mina jumps on Sidius and starts hitting him with chaotic strikes and punches until Sidius tosses her off onto the mat! Sidius picks Mina up and hits her with a big right hand! Mina falls against the corner! Sidius goes for a running corner move but Mina dives out of the way and Sidius hurts his back on the corner as Mina dive tags in Nate Nitro! The fans go wild and Nitro runs up hitting Sidius with a running kick to the chest! Sidius falls into the corner and Cliff blind tags back in! Sidius and Konrad are pissed off but Cliff runs in!
Steve White: Cliff Maxwell - sleazily blind tagging back in!
Chuck Thompson: The hatred between these men is deep and it could cost them here tonight as Cliff bind tags back into this match!
Cliff runs in and takes Nitro out with a lariat! Nitro gets up but gets taken out with another lariat! Cliff lines Nitro up and goes to lock him in the Graham Clutch when he gets up but Nitro elbows him off of him! Nitro hits Cliff with a right hand! Cliff responds with one of his own and the two trade blows! The fans get on their feet but Nitro hits Cliff with a big European Uppercut and takes him down! Nitro picks Cliff up and knees him in the side! The fans are all going wild! Nitro bounces Cliff of the ropes but Cliff hits Nitro with a thumb to the eye! Nitro falls to the ropes and holds his eye in pain! Cliff calls for it and lines Nitro up from behind! Cliff goes to hit Nitro with Power Punch when he turns around but Mina Wilk leaps off of the top rope and hits Cliff with AML! The fans go wild! Cliff is down and Konrad and Sidius don’t rush to help him! Konrad stands on the ropes and yells out to a downed Cliff but Sidius argues with Konrad on the apron! The two start to argue and the fans all get to their feet!
Steve White: Wha?! Sidius and Konrad are arguing about this match now and it’s getting heated! Sidius and Konrad clearly have intensity due to one being the Jr Heavyweight Champ and one being the Feast or Fired holder but they’re really arguing it out now!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad and Sidius arguing while Nitro has entered the match with a big impact and has taken down Cliff Maxwell with a big assault in the ring!
For some reason Konrad and Sidius get more heated on the apron! Sidius shoves Konrad in the head off of the apron! Konrad gets pissed off and pull Sidius off of the apron! Sidius knees Konrad in the side and unexpectedly hits Konrad with Saskatchewan Spinebuster! Konrad gets the impact on the outside! Sidius turns back to the match but Zoe McDraven gets the fans behind her as she suicide dives to the outside and hits Sidius! The fans go NUTS! Cliff crawls to the corner but there’s no one there to help him! Cliff turns around and gets Burnout The Nitro to the side of his head! Cliff is down and Nitro covers him!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions Nathaniel Nitro and The Showtime Champion Mina Wilk… and Zoe McDraven!
Steve White: It’s over! Nitro, Wilk and McDraven pick up the huge win here in the opener tonight! A great match but Cliff, Konrad and Sidius just couldn’t work together and it all fell apart for them at the end!
Chuck Thompson: Damn Cliff Maxwell! He cost it for them at the end there! If only he didn’t blind tag back in, Sidius might have picked up the win for them!
Sidius turns back to a downed Konrad on the outside and looks pissed off! He signals for his knee strike but as Konrad gets up we see Wilmer Patacky come ringside and stop Sidius! Sidius and Wilmer start to argue but Wilmer goes over and helps Konrad Raab up. Zoe and The Wolfpack look on as they leave the ring while Nitro’s music plays.
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky out here now stopping Sidius and helping up his friend Konrad Raab!
Chuck Thompson: The arguing is still going on though!
Konrad yells at Sidius and they come up close to go to blows again but Wilmer gets in the middle and breaks it up! Sidius and Konrad yell at each other from a distance but Cliff Maxwell grabs Sidius by the head/mask and pulls him in the ring! Sidius hits Cliff with a hard knee strike and Cliff goes down, holding his chest as the fans cheer! Sidius stands over Cliff and speaks.
Steve White: Cliff trying to jump Sidius but he hit him with that knee!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff not quick enough!
Sidius Grimm: You… You want to keep making my life hell? What you’re putting me through? What you’ve already put me through? I told you - I don’t take orders from you ANYMORE! You’re not getting my Briefcase and you’re NOT getting my LIFE!
Sidius grabs his case and comes back over! He stands over Cliff and raises his Briefcase to go and hit him but Cliff kicks Sidius in the balls and Sidius goes down! We see Cliff put on some brass knux! They both get up and Cliff hits Sidius with a brass knuckle assisted Power Punch! Sidius goes down hard and Cliff falls to a knee, hurt but with a smirk.
Steve White: Power Punch! Cliff that dirty sum’bitch just booted Sidius in the balls and hit him with those brass knux!
Cliff Maxwell: Who the FUCK do you think you are!? I tried to be co-operative but that’s enough you stupid piece of garbage! I own you - I don’t know if you forgot but you have NO POWER! What I say goes! You need to know your place!
The fans all boo Cliff!
Cliff Maxwell: So at Aftermath next week - it’s going to be Cliff Maxwell vs. Sidius Grimm… And you’re not only gonna put your Feast or Fired Briefcase on the line but you’re also going to put your MASK on the line and we both know how integral that is to your existence don’t we Grimm? I will make your life a living hell! This ends when I say it ENDS!
Cliff tosses the mic away and rolls out of the ring yelling at Sidius and the fans as we fade out to backstage.
Cameras go backstage with another Raab standing backstage, but it was Lord Raab this time. He heard his brother's difficulties, not able to use anger towards people he's frustrated at, and even Lord Raab isn't happy with the situation that had happened either. Lord Raab begins to speak.
Lord Raab: "I wish my brother were able to develop anger, but it's something Konrad knows he needs to work on and I will help him with that after the match I'm about to have. Anyway, I can say to Cliff Maxwell after the shit you pulled off on my brother last week, I want to beat you down, motherfucker. Busting him open when he said and did nothing wrong to you. Yes, I can be a fucking scumbag, but you're one of the bosses around here, and you shouldn't get involved in matches that have nothing to do with you. I see you're trying to fuck Konrad's and Sidus head's up with this, but you motherfucker are going to be fucking beaten when I challenge you in a hardcore match in two weeks and see what happens when you fuck around with one Raab family member."
Of course, because of Konrad's reluctant to use anger, nor did he know how to use it, Lord Raab's strength is anger and can use it effectively. Lord Raab saw the weaknesses in Konrad in the match that not long finished. Lord Raab shakes his head on the whole deal and continues.
Lord Raab: "It was unusual admittedly Konrad didn't have a lot to say, but can you blame him when a fucking cunt like Cliff would screw us to win a tag match? Not at all, I say, and he's a fucking bastard that will be destroyed two weeks. Ana Somnia may have had fun when beating down all the tag teams in the match, but none of them was this horrible bastard your about to face. They aren't like me because I don't know if you been aware, but I'm the king of hardcore wrestling around this place, and I have been, long before you existed in this company. I have no problems, beating a piece of shit like yourself in the ring with my fists and vicious wrestling you won't be able to handle with a monster like myself."
Raab does get boos from the crowd, feeling a lot more satisfied with them than last week where he got a few cheers last week, which was strange, but the boos sounded better.
Lord Raab: "I know it was a few months ago you defeated Konrad in the ring. I know all about that where you won when at the time, he was undefeated, but guess what Ana? I'm undefeated so far in my solo's wrestling career, and you may have become vicious to Konrad and those other pathetic wrestlers last week, but you are completely fucked against me. I have no problems busting you wide open, sending a message to Cliff for fucking up the match me and Konrad were about to win and to Wilmer when he's in a world of trouble when facing against a hardcore king, and so are you. Tonight, you will lose so badly to me because I'm nothing like Konrad in the ring and I can hurt you. I have no problems beating a former EHWF champion, the only belt I've never won in my career for the three count, leaving you bloodied and battered in the ring once I'm done with you because you'll prepare yourself to be Raabinated by the Masked German Monster."
It was an easier matchup for Lord Raab where nothing can go wrong, nothing being able to hold him back, apart from high flying wrestling as he drops the microphone and goes to head towards the ring as the cameras go back to ringside, seeing the ring announcer calling out Lord Raab to the ring.
We cut into the backstage area where we see Joanna Rissi seated on a production crate, adjusting the bandage sleeve on her right arm with the EHWF World Tag Team Championship belt seated right next to her on the crate. The fans watching on the tron pick up and go wild with cheers as they see the impressive and confident Ana Somnia walk into the frame with a self-assertive and assured smirk on her face. She wears a pair of black jeans, black combat boots, a black crop-top, and a black leather jacket with KILL TEAM X on the lapel. Sara Daniels appears behind her in similar attire and Joanna looks up at them both.
Joanna Rissi: Can I help you?
Ana looks down at Joanna - still with a confident sneer plastered on her face.
Ana Somnia: Lookin’ a bit like you an’ your partner are havin’ a hard time ever since y’all won those titles in the first place... First, ya’ lose your first match as champions… to ME, no less. Then I left ALL’a y’all other seven суки splattered ‘cross the mat like I have everyone else I’ve stepped into the ring with here in EHWF... An’ then? Then the Covenant ambush and attack y’all backstage— embarrass y’all backstage... They even followed y’all to Monday nights, where you’re hidin’ from me an’ mine, an’ they attacked your family there… Ain’t ‘boutta’ lie to ya, Rissi… It was fun to watch.
Joanna Rissi: Nothing I can’t handle… At least I have a championship around my waist…
Ana’s face sinks a little more aggressively but still keeps her confident emotive expression.
Ana Somnia: I ain’t sure if you’ve noticed, but whether I’ve got the EHWF World Championship ‘round my waist or not, nothin’ changes. I’m still the Best Professional Wrestler in the World an’ I’m still the Undisputed best’a the best ‘round these parts an’ ‘round the globe, matter’a fact. An’ since I’m second to none in this business, by default that makes me the strongest, the fastest, an’ above all else the most talented person—man, woman, or otherwise—to ever step foot in this company. You’d think us beatin’ you, Misty, Kendrick, Joyride, an’ the Covenant all one our lonesome would’ve gotten you to accept the truth, that we are above an’ beyond anythin’ you an’ yours are ever gonna’ be capable of— with or without the world title ‘round my waist.
Joanna Rissi: Regardless… If you and Sara want these titles it looks like you’re going to have to get in line. You’re not my concern right now.
Ana Somnia: Be that as it may, Rissi, we will be. Sooner’n later, we’re gonna’ be the last concern you experience in your life—‘fore we cut it short, that is. Y’see, сука my girl Dani an’ I, we’ve got a whole mess’a goals movin’ forward here in EHWF... Truth be told, it might be more accurate to call ‘em inevitabilities... Because it ain’t just a goal for the two’a us to claim those EHWF World Tag Team Championships, to pry ‘em from your cold, dead hands… It’s inevitable. It’s happenin’ whether you like it or not, an’ it’s happenin’ whether you try to stop it or not… So when we tell y’all we’re comin’ for those titles, an’ by extension comin’ for your blood, your career, your life? You best heed our warnin’. Otherwise? Otherwise we’re gonna’ rip you apart, limb-from-limb, just like I did before, on my own, an’ just like we did on the last Mayhem.
Joanna gets off of the production crate and stands with the title belt, looking up at Ana Somnia while Sara watches on with a smirk. The predominantly and supremely built Ana looks down at Joanna and then over at her title belt with a smirk
Ana Somnia: If what we did to you an’ everyone else last week ain’t enough to stake a claim for those titles, then everythin’ that happens from here on in? Everythin’ that happens ‘til we’re standin’ in that ring opposite you an’ yours as the official number one contenders, ready to take those titles by force? It’s on your head. Now, I gotta’ make my ancestors proud an’ embarrass a German tonight. All you think you’ve gotta’ do is beat the underbelly of this business in two children so insecure ‘bout themselves they gotta’ hide behind facepaint... Two children you’ve already beaten. But really, Rissi, what you an’ yours gotta’ do tonight is sleep with one eye open... Hell, sleep with both of ‘em open for all we care— it ain’t gonna’ make a lick’a difference when it comes time for us to take those titles.
Joanna looks past Ana Somnia as she looks both Ana and Sara up and down before walking away with a few words.
Joanna Rissi: Like I said… Get in line…
Joanna walks off and Ana and Sara look at each other with smirks before walking off to the entrance position.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one single fall!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… The Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the arena is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the EHWF Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the ring of the bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… his opponent tonight… Being Accompanied by Sara Daniels… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Ana Somnia vs. Lord Raab
The bell sounds and the fans are going wild. Ana Somnia is smirking across the ring from a pissed off Lord Raab. Sara Daniels is on the outside shouting encouragement to her partner. They circle each other inside the ring for a moment before coming in to lock up! Ana quickly out manoeuvres Raab and gets him in a waist lock from behind! Raab can’t break it and Ana turns it into a wristlock! Raab pulls Ana in and hits her with a lariat, taking her down! The fans are on their feet! Lord Raab picks Ana up but she swats him away and then hits him with some big MMA strikes! Raab swings! Ana ducks and catches him with a snap kick to the gut! Ana springs off of the second then the top ropes and flies through the air, hitting Raab with a springboard kick to the head! Raab stumbles backwards! Ana gets Raab up on her back but Raab uses his weight to get off and shove her into the corner hard! Ana comes back after the impact and Raab takes Ana down with a big shoulder block!
Steve White: Lord Raab and Ana Somnia putting on a great contest here tonight! Ana so impressive with that amazing skill, speed and offense but Lord Raab takes Ana down there and he has the advantage!
Chuck Thompson: Ana has never taken on The Masked German Monster before! She is gonna have her work cut out for her tonight!
Raab picks Ana up and hits her with a big uppercut! Ana falls into the corner! Raab runs at her for a corner splash but Ana dives out of the way and Raab eats the corner hard! Raab stumbles out of the corner and Ana hoists him up on her back! The fans go wild for the show of strength! Ana slings Raab off of her back and sends him crashing down to the mat with impact! Sara Daniels is impressed on the outside! Ana gets up and runs into the ropes then springs off of the top rope and hits Raab with a big moonsault! The fans are on their feet after that one as Ana hooks the far leg!
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Steve White: These two fighting it out hard here tonight! Massive high flying assault from Ana Somnia takes Raab out and leads her to a near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Ana and Lord Raab doing battle! Raab with that monster offense as usual but Ana Somnia keeping up! She’s even tossing Raab around! That strength is ridiculous! Sara Daniel out here cheering Ana on as well!
Ana dives on top of Raab and starts hitting him with big MMA punches in a ground and pound assault! Ana gets good rabid shots in on Raab’s head on the mat! Raab covers up! She hits his arms and his chest with big shots! Raab tosses Ana off of him! They get up and Ana walks into a big uppercut! She didn’t see it coming! Raab lifts Ana up and plants her with a powerslam as the fans get to their feet! Raab picks Ana up and brings her into a big knee as he uses his size! Raab yells out in rage and hits her with another big snapping uppercut to the face! Ana falls into the ropes! Raab runs at her but she jumps up and he runs into her boot! Ana whips Raab but he reverses it! Ana drops to her knees then jumps and reverses it into a hammer throw, sending Raab crashing into the corner with massive impact! The fans are shocked at Ana’s strength as Raab yells in pain in the corner!
Steve White: Raab had control early and now it’s slowly slipping as he comes up against a monster of his own in Ana Somnia! Ana with such power and strength just tossing Raab into the corner with a big thud!
Chuck Thompson: Ana might not be EHWF Champion anymore but that changes nothing! She is still an unstoppable force! She might take out The Masked German Monster here tonight!
Ana showboats as the fans go wild and Sara is shocked at the monstrous hammer throw! Ana runs up to a hurt Raab in the corner and hits him with Tae Kod! Her kicks are perfect and brutal and Raab bleeds under his mask! We see a bleeding and bruises Raab rolls out of the ring to safety! He’s hurt on the outside and tries to recover as he breathes heavily with rage! As he turns back to the ring, Ana vaults over the top rope and goes flying! She lands on Raab and hits him with a big Slingshot Hurricanrana on the outside! The fans are going wild and get really loud! Ana rolls back in the ring as she starts to control this one!
Steve White: Ana Somnia using power, athletic ability and now high flying offense to take out Raab! Raab takes a big fall on the outside and Ana is now in control of this match!
Chuck Thompson: Raab is not down and out though! He’s taken a beating but he’s still with it! Raab is a tough motherfucker!
Ana picks Lord Raab up and with incredible strength, scoops him up on her shoulder and drops him headfirst on the apron then rolls him back into the ring as the fans go wild! Ana gets back in the ring and shows off as the fans go wild. Sara Daniels cheers her partner on! Ana leans down to pick Raab up but he suddenly awakens and grabs her around the neck and stands up! The fans are on their feet! Ana slaps his arm away but Raab takes Ana out with a massive big boot to the head! Ana gets up but Raab with a big signature uppercut sends her into the ropes! The fans get loud as Raab stalks Ana and calls for Killerbuster!
Steve White: Raab fighting back now! Ana showing off that power and strength and chipping away but it wasn’t enough! Raab waking up to take Ana out! That boot off the skull has put Raab back in it!
Chuck Thompson: Don’t ever count out Raab! Raab fighting back right now as this one heats up!
Ana turns around and Raab lifts her up for Killerbuster but Ana with too much skill gets out of it at the last moment and lands on her feet! Raab with an uppercut swing but Ana dodges it and gets behind Raab - hitting him with a big olympic slam, dropping him on his head/neck with big impact! The fans are going wild! Ana gets to the top rope and showboats for a moment before leaping off and hitting Lord Raab with From Russia With Love! The elbow connects perfectly! Raab gets up slowly, groggy and hurt and falls right into the powerful Ana’s Сука Silencer! Lord Raab is down and done! He barely gets to a knee which Ana takes advantage of and hits him with Hunted! Lord Raab is finished and Sara Daniels cheers on the outside as Ana covers Raab!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Ana Somnia just took out Lord Raab! She defeats Lord Raab here tonight after a great match! She truly is a force of nature!
Chuck Thompson: It was a great match! Lord Raab doing really well there but Ana Somnia keeps going to the next level!
Ana gets up and Sara Daniels comes in and helps her celebrate! The fans are going wild as Daniels shows her off and Ana showboats to the fans. We fade out backstage.
We cut backstage to find EHWF World Heavyweight Champion, Killer Carter, standing in her locker room watching the “After The Mayhem” promo from Black Man following the previous edition of Saturday Night Mayhem. Her championship proudly presented over her left shoulder as interviewer, Patricia Downs appears on the scene.
Patricia Downs: Excuse me, Carter?
Carter briefly turns her head towards the direction of where Downs is standing and then points to the screen.
Killer Carter: Can you believe this senile fuckwit?
Downs shrugs as KC shakes her head before she switches the television off and then focuses her full attention on the interviewer.
Killer Carter: What can I help you with, Patricia?
Patricia Downs: Well, I guess first off… what are your thoughts on what Black Man had to say about you?
The behemoth lets out a huge belly laugh as she adjusts the championship over her shoulder.
Killer Carter: Like I said at Mass Murder, Patricia… same old shit, different day. And the delusional moron didn’t even get my name right! Unless that was supposed to be an insult… and if it was meant to be an insult… holy shit do you need to work on those! Oh and FYI… don’t forget that Carrie burned her fucking school down because people kept messing with her.
Carter glares into the camera as she says that last sentence before then turning her attention back to Downs.
Killer Carter: As for his ridiculous comment about me being a paper champion? Seriously? The same guy who was handed… literally HANDED... the briefcase that gives him a shot at my championship whenever he wants… is calling me a paper champion?
Once again the World Champion laughs.
Killer Carter: This guy is more delusional than the overgrown Cheeto we just booted out of the fucking White House!
KC turns her attention back to the camera.
Killer Carter: You wanna go ahead and put me on notice, Black Man? Well I’m putting you on notice! This championship right here? The very championship that I worked my ASS off to obtain over several months?
She removes the championship from over her shoulder and holds it up to the camera.
Killer Carter: It ain’t going anywhere any time soon… especially to a senile old coward like you!
The behemoth replaces the title back over her shoulder.
Patricia Downs: Well moving onto tonight, Carter… you’re in a tag match teaming up with Alexandria Kendrick to take on Joyride… what are your thoughts on this match?
Carter smirks as she shakes her head, visibly irritated over the match.
Killer Carter: Well my initial thought was, what the fuck is wrong with that moron, Fernandez Gomez for yet again putting me in a tag team match and teaming me up with someone who I clearly can’t fucking stand… but then I realised… it’s Gomez… of course he’d pull some stupid bull shit like this.
The champion strokes her free hand through her short bleached blonde hair.
Killer Carter: And then I thought to myself… this is gonna end in some sort of trap set by the CPO. See, contrary to what those fools may think… I’m not an idiot. I know they’ll have something planned, so I’m not expecting to have a Hell of a match against arguably the best tag team in EHWF right now in Joyride. We both know Kendrick and I ain’t gonna work well together… because neither of us want to… and with Black Man lurking with that briefcase and Kendrick being one of his lap dogs… who knows what will happen.
KC smirks again.
Killer Carter: But it doesn’t matter. That stupid little bitch can try all she wants to pull a fast one over on me to help Black Man… but the moment she tries anything? I’m dropping her on her head…
Yet again, Carter turns her attention to the camera.
Killer Carter: ...I’ll drop every… single… one of you stupid CPO bastards on your heads. Welcome to the Gun Show, bitches!
And with a brief nod to the interviewer, the behemoth disappears off camera as we cut elsewhere
We open up to the EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem backdrop in the background. Brandon Bash steps into the scene from the right. He's dressed in a black Armani suit with white undershirt and black tie. He rubs his palms together while looking down at the ground. He takes a breath before letting out a small sigh while he finally looks up and into the camera.
Brandon Bash: So, here we are. The most dominating group to ever grace the EHWF, yet we no longer have the gold to prove it. First we have Joey Nitro cutting corners for his nephew Nate and the family pet, Mina. Now he sends both Mina and Killer Carter down to cheat my dear Alexandria out of her Showtime Championship. But that's to deal with on Monday...tonight is Saturday night Mayhem! And now Alexandria has to team up with the very woman that cost her the Showtime Championship. No, not Mina Wilk...but Killer Carter. It was Carter distracting Alexandria by having Alexandria bust her face open with the End Game. And they are taking on Joyride, one of whom Alexandria has beaten on multiple occasions. Looks like we will be adding another victory over Thea Nefeli onto the record. And this time Alexandria won't be getting blindsided and double teamed by her partner. What a show of cowardice we saw from the former EHWF Champion and her girlfriend last week. But again, I'm getting ahead of myself with matters not important for the time being. Alexandria is going to go out there and dominate. She's going to prove that she is the perfect candidate to become the next EHWF Champion. Because if Carter wants to cost Alexandria her title, that just means she'll have to take Carter's title. Next time Killer Carter will think before she sticks her nose in business that she doesn't belong in. And then we will know that the EHWF Championship will stay where it belongs. With the Corporate Power Originals.
Bash reached down and fixed a cuff link before he continued speaking.
Brandon Bash: And as for the Hardcore Championship match? What is there to say, really? Wilmer Patacky thinks he can weasel in and win the title without pinning the actual champion? Black Man is known as The Legend for a reason. Wilmer just recently learned what it's like to be a legend in the EHWF, unlike Black Man and even myself. Seeing as how it's one on one, Black Man will simply walk out there and show Wilmer Patacky what a true legend in this business is like. Bank on it.
And with that, Bash flashed an obnoxious, cocky smirk at the camera before he turned around and headed back to the CPO private locker room. We then cut back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
The fans start to cheer as Joyride hits the PA system. Nina and Thea come out on the stage in the smoke and lights as the fans cheer for them. They both pose on the stage for a moment before they come down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans. They come down the ramp and slide inside the ring. They get to a corner each and raise their hands to the cheering crowd. They get off the turnbuckles and come over to the ropes on the side of the ring and Thea leans on them with her arms raised while Nina gets up on the second ropes next to Thea and raises an arm. They get down and get to the corner to wait for the bell to sound.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Team of Thea Nefeli & Nina Chanel… Joyride!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, pulling a pair of gloves out from her cleavage and pulling them on, one at a time. They seemed to also have a teal wolf design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises her right fist into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their Opponents Tonight… First… Alexandria Kendrick!
The opening to “The Gun Show” by In This Moment begins to play through the PA system and as soon as Maria Brink’s vocals kick in, Killer Carter storms out onto the stage with a snarl on her face and stops on stage before turning around to reveal ‘KC’ written in white on the back of her sleeveless leather jacket as she stretches out her arms displaying the devil's horns with her hands before she swiftly turns around and begins to storm down the ramp.
When Carter reaches the bottom of the ramp, she wastes little time in rolling under the bottom rope and marches to the middle of the ring and outstretches her arms again displaying the devil’s horns, still maintaining that vicious snarl as she begins mouthing off to anyone in ear shot as “The Gun Show” fades out.
Illa Isabella: And Next… Her Partner Tonight… The EHWF World Champion… Killer Carter!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Killer Carter & Alexandria Kendrick vs. Joyride
The bell sounds and the fans are on their feet as you can see the intensity between Killer Carter and Alexandria! Killer Carter starts it out with Thea Nefeli! Alexandria is making remarks and smirking which is pissing Carter off but Carter focuses on circling the ring with Thea! Thea ducks Carter as they go to tie up and she gets her in a chickenwing! Thea dives down and takes the leg of Carter! She does it again and again! They with a rear waistlock! Carter powers out of it and tosses Thea across the ring! Thea is up but Carter hits her with a big powerslam! Alexandria sarcastically claps on the apron and Carter starts arguing with her as the fans cheer. Carter shakes her head and turns back to the match! She goes to pick Thea up but Thea hits Carter with a double knee chest-buster out of nowhere! Carter falls to the ropes and Thea gets up as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Carter and Alexandria have had their problems ever since Final Destination. Tonight they’re teaming together but it’s a rocky teaming especially since Carter cost Alexandria the Showtime Championship on Mass Murder and Alexandria tore pieces out of Carter on last weeks Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: These two want to kill each other that’s for sure! Thea looking very impressive as she fights the champ! Can Joyride take advantage tonight?!
Carter walks into a spinning heel kick from Thea! Thea leaps off of the second ropes and hits Carter with a dropkick as the fans go wild! Alexandria insults Carter on the apron and Carter gets pissed off! Again it costs Carter as Thea clubs Carter in the back from behind! Thea pulls Carter in for Designer DDT but Carter picks Thea up with great strength and slams her down on the mat hard! Carter picks Thea up and then plants her back down on the mat with a big scoopslam! Carter walks over and then berates Alexandria! The two look like they might come to blows but the ref tells them to focus on the match! Carter turns around and Thea hits her with a superkick! The fans go wild as Thea crawls back to her corner and tags in Nina!
Steve White: Carter and Alexandria can’t get along here - arguing and leading Thea to hit that big kick and tag in Nina!
Chuck Thompson: Carter taking punishment against Joyride now - will she think about tagging Alexandria in? Will Alexandria even help her?!
Nina comes off of the top ropes as the fans go wild! She this Carter with a big flying forearm! Carter stumbles back! Carter tanks the shot and hits Nina with a mean clothesline! Nina is back up but Carter takes her head off yet again! Carter lines up Nina and scoops her up on her shoulder for a big powerslam! Nina rolls off of Carter’s back and rolls her up for a cover closer to her end of the corner! Alexandria watches on but she doesn’t jump in to break the cover and instead smirks!
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Steve White: Alexandria not jumping to help Carter or break the cover there! Joyride putting up a great fight against the champ tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Carter wants to prove herself as the new EHWF Champion and a loss here won’t cut it!
Carter smacks the mat - pissed off with the whole situation! She goes to grab Nina but Nina ducks it! Nina jumps up and hits Carter with a big dropkick to the chest! Nina comes off of the second ropes again but Carter catches her and plants her with a sideslam! The fans are on their feet! Carter yanks Nina up to her feet and hooks her in for Jackhammer but Nina gets out of it! Nina swings a kick but Carter blocks it and knocks down Nina with a big clothesline! Carter picks Nina up and plants her with a big spinebuster! Nina yells in pain! Thea wants the tag but she’s too far away! Carter lines Nina up and after a while goes for a Spear but Nina is able to roll off of Carter’s back! Carter comes back but Nina knee her in the side! Nina whips Carter but Carter reverses it! Nina falls to her knees and tosses Carter into the ropes! Alexandria steps to the other side of her corner and kicks Carter in the back of the head! The fans all BOO but it counts as a tag! Carter falls forward right into a dropkick from Nina!
Steve White: Alexandria just kicked the shit out of Carter’s head from behind! Carter is down! Carter isn’t getting up from that! Nina took her down after Alexandria’s snaky move there!
Chuck Thompson: That was huge! D-Did that just count as a tag?!
Carter is down! Nina covers her and didn’t realise there was a tag off the kick to Carter’s head! Alexandria runs in and hits Nina with a sidekick to the head! Alexandria looks like she’s lining up Nina Chanel to finish it but when Carter gets up, Alexandria hits Carter with a big End Game knee to the damn head! Carter is down! Carter is down! Carter is bleeding from the top of her head and Alexandria stands over her with a smirk as we see her insult her on the mat as she looks at Carter in disgust. The fans are booing but Alexandria takes it all in!
Steve White: Killer Carter struck down but the sneaky Alexandria Kendrick! Alexandria has taken Carter out here tonight and Carter didn’t see it coming!
Chuck Thompson: Carter busted open and Alexandria sending a message! What an encounter tonight! This match is STILL going on!
Nina is up! Alexandria hits her with a big sidekick to the head! Alexandria stalks a hurt Nina but runs up and knocks Thea off of the apron instead! Nina turns around and Alexandria calls for it! Alexandria goes for her Spinning Backfist but Nina ducks it and springs off of the middle then the top ropes and goes for a flying crossbody but Alexandria hits Nina with a Spinning Backfist midair! The fans go wild! Nina is smacked out of the air and she’s down! Nina doesn’t know where she it as Alexandria helps her up and pulls her into The Perfect Shot! The fans are on their feet as Alexandria covers!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Alexandria Kendrick and The EHWF World Champion… Killer Carter!
Steve White: Alexandria does it! She takes out Nina but not after striking down Killer Carter, busting her open and sending a big message!
Chuck Thompson: The CPO will be happy with this tonight!
Alexandria sees the bleeding Killer Carter stirring on the mat so she quickly rolls out of the ring with a mic. Alexandria backs up the ramps.
Alexandria Kendrick: What did I tell you Carter? Look at you now - on the mat all beat up and bleeding… You couldn’t even get the fall for your team and you call yourself THE CHAMPION!? What a joke… You’re a complete joke, the fact that you think you’re actually worthy of being the champion makes me sick. You got lucky in the Retribution Royale and you got lucky against Ana Somnia…
The fans give a mixed reaction. Carter slides out of the ring and wipes the blood away as she looks up and stumbles towards the ramp.
Alexandria Kendrick: You and your little friends get HANDED things to you… You cost me MY title because of your own overcompensating inferiority complex. You’re not championship material and I’m going to prove it to you. I’m going to make you PAY by taking that title you don’t deserve and embarrassing you even further you piece of garbage.
Carter points out at Alexandria who is now on the stage. Alexandria leaves behind the curtain as Carter is disoriented and bleeding but yells out to Alexandria and gives chase.
Steve White: Talk about sending a message! Alexandria sends a huge one to Killer Carter and now these two REALLY want to destroy each other!
Thea is helping Nina up but the fans all of a sudden pick up as Ana Somnia and Sara Daniels slide in the ring from behind! The fans are going nuts! Thea looks up and sees Ana and Sara in front of them! Ana grabs Thea and hits her with The Сука Silencer! The fans go wild! Nina has to force herself up to her feet but Sara grabs her and hits her with Jo-Burg Jackhammer! The fans are all on their feet as Joyride are ambushed!
Steve White: What the!? What the heck!? Kill Team X! Ana Somnia and Sara Daniels just burst out here and took out Joyride! What the heck are they doing?!
Chuck Thompson: That was brutal! Joyride just fought this match and Somnia and Daniels just brutalised them! I don’t think they’re done just yet!
Somnia grabs Thea and Nina and overpowers them easily as the gets them up and plows them into the middle turnbuckle hitting them with Kill Team X Team Move Sidewinder with Daniels following up with the move! The fans go nuts! Thea and Nina are destroyed and they roll out of the ring in a mess on the floor! Daniels raises her arms in victory as Ana flexes and shows off!
Steve White: That was BRUTAL! Kill Team X destroying Joyride here and sending a huge message!
Chuck Thompson: Ana Somnia and Sara Daniels said they wanted in on the Tag Team Division and said they wanted to stake a claim well they did JUST that tonight!
The fans go wild as Somnia and Daniels celebrate in the ring and we fade out.
We cut backstage where we see none other than Van Jam decked out in a classic light blue blazer un-buttoned with no shirt underneath. He is wearing matching pants that he has cut off at the knee. During winter. With sunglasses to boot. Standing a few feet to his left is his best friend and former tag team partner, Carl "Cowbell" Jakson, who is currently stuffing his face with tacos as usual. Cowbell is only wearing a pair of shorts. And you better believe he pulled the tacos he just shoved in his mouth, out of the front of his the said shorts. Behind as well as in between the two, we see a door that reads "Wilmer Patacky" on it. Van Jam suddenly pulls out an EHWF microphone from his cut off pants!
Van Jam: Ladies and gentlemen, it is I...Van Jam! Here with my buddy Cowbell as we are about to knock on the door and get a few words with the guy kind enough to hire us when the head hanchos at EHWF wouldn't...Wilmer Patacky!
Just as Van Jam was about to knock on the door, it is pulled open by Wilmer Patacky himself! Wilmer is already in his wrestling gear and the EHWF Hardcore Championship is draped over his right shoulder.
Wilmer Patacky: Hey, Van Jam! And Cowbell, I sure hope you saved some crotch tacos for Vee-Jay here.
Cowbell smiled as best as a man with a mouth full of crotch tacos could while he nodded his head, still crunching away on the tacos. Wilmer just shook his head and laughed as Van Jam spoke into his microphone.
Van Jam: Wilmer, my dude! Last week you got a pretty controversial tag team victory when Cliff Maxwell used a pair of brass knuckles to help your partner, Sidius Grimm, get the pin on Konrad Raab. Now tonight, you will be facing The Legendary Black Man as he cashes in his rematch clause for the EHWF Hardcore Championship. What are your thoughts?
Wilmer pulls his head back as Van Jam nearly shoves the microphone into his face.
Wilmer Patacky: Well, Veej...I'm not happy with how we got that victory. Just as Konrad Raab has expressed his interest in facing me in the ring, I am also interested in facing him in the ring. He is certainly more respectable than his brother. And speaking of Lord Raab, I sure was happy to see that he would be facing Ana Somnia before my match with Black Man. He is one tough bastard, but after how dominant Ana has been, even after losing the EHWF Championship, Lord Raab won't really be in good condition to try and cash in his briefcase tonight. I really enjoyed when she and Sara Daniels beat the holy hell out of my ex-wife. Now if we can just find a way to get them locked in a room with Brandon Bash...that would really be a great birthday gift. But the true birthday gift is finally getting that one on one match with Black Man that I have wanted for going on eight years now. And getting to successfully defend this title against him to solidify myself as a true champion. Black Man wants to think that just because I didn't pin him, that makes me a paper champion? Tonight I get to prove to him that I am anything but a paper champion! Tonight I am going to go out there and continue to bring the fight to the CPO, and continue to be the biggest thorn in their sides. But I'm not doing it alone. Nathaniel Nitro and Mina Wilk have also been bringing the fight to them, and now the only accolade the group has now is a briefcase that Black Man didn't earn.
Van Jam pulls the microphone back to his mouth while Cowbell piles another handful of tacos into his mouth.
Van Jam: A lot of thoughts there, Wilmer. You kind of answered a few other questions I had. Let me see here...
Van hands the microphone over to Wilmer as he starts digging around in his pockets for his cue cards with questions on them. Wilmer chuckled a bit to himself as he looked into the camera, keeping the microphone a good distance from his face due to the questionable smell coming from it.
Wilmer Patacky: Adam...I have been looking forward to this match for a very very long time. Every single time we have faced each other in the ring, there has always been other people involved. Getting the opportunity to finally face you one-on-one. But I know that I won't be truly facing just you tonight, now will I? If I have to take out you, Alexandria, Stephen, Bash and his "new" protege that he will just turn on whenever he gets the opportunity just to defend the Hardcore Championship, then that's just what I will do. When I hear people like Konrad Raab say they don't see me as a hardcore type of guy in the ring...that's exactly why I fought so hard to get it. Because it's out of my comfort zone, and I want to expand my horizons in this crazy world we work in. That, and it's always much more satisfying when it involves taking away a title from the group of people who have been trying to make your life a living hell. But mainly the first part. Ever since I returned to the EHWF, I have had a few certain notches to mark off before I eventually end my career down the road. My first reign as the EHWF Hardcore Champion wasn't a very good one. Though I won it from one of my best friends in this business, Matthew "Silver" Kazama, I lost it in my first title defense. This time around, I plan on bringing a little more prestige to the title. Starting with making sure it doesn't fall back into your grasp, Adam. And if Lord Raab still thinks it's a good idea to cash in his briefcase, that just means I'll have to go to war with him as well. This Hardcore Championship won't be leaving my grasp tonight unless someone pries it from my cold, dead fingers!
Wilmer hands the microphone back to Van Jam, who had just pulled his cue cards from his inside jacket pocket. Wilmer then winks at the camera before walking out of the camera shot. Van Jam stumbles over some words before accidentally dropping the microphone. Van Jam looks over to Cowbell, who just reaches into the front of his shorts and hands Van Jam a handful of tacos. The two clank two tacos together, mouthing "cheers" to each other before we cut back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a hardcore match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… The Blackest Man of All Time… Black Man!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big FIsh’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
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The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he pointed his right index finger to the sky! Wilmer is rocking yellow and orange tie dye tights with a darker shade of yellow jester-style pointed toe boots with orange laces. Wilmer looked down at the ring as he lowered his right arm to be pointing down to it while nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then make his way down the ramp, skanking to the beat of the song as he did so. He slapped hands with fans along the way before he ran and slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He quickly pushes himself up to his feet. Wilmer would skank around the ring a little more around the ring before he would make his way over to a corner, getting in a few last second stretches before the match starts.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Wilmer Patacky (c) vs. Black Man
The fans are going WILD! Everyone is on their feet as Wilmer and Black Man are circling each other and mouthing off to each other! Black Man rages and comes at Wilmer Wilmer ducks him and looks around with a smirk that pisses Black Man off even more! They’re weary of each other but Black Man rolls out of the ring and goes to grab a weapon! He gets a kendo stick but Wilmer clubs him in the back! They fight over the kendo stick and it gets dropped! Wilmer with a right hand! Black Man with a jab! Black Man swings, Wilmer ducks and hits Black Man with a punch to his face then a punch to the chest! Black Man with a mean knee to the gut! Black Man rams Wilmer into the apron back first! Black Man rolls Wilmer in the ring and goes and grabs a trash can! Black Man tosses in 2 trash cans, a kendo stick, 2 steel chairs and slides in with a kendo stick for himself as the fans go wild!
Steve White: And here we go! Two men who hate each others guts and have hated each other for decades are going at it one on one tonight in a match that everyone has wanted to see for so long!
Chuck Thompson: EHWF Hardcore Championship on the line! Both men with so much to say about each other! Both men with a lot of history so this is going to be an incredible one tonight!
Black Man cracks Wilmer in the back with the kendo stick! Wilmer yells in pain! Black Man swats it down on Wilmer’s back again then the third time, snaps it over Wilmer’s back! Wilmer falls in the corner as we see his back all scratched up and bleeding! Black Man berates Wilmer and runs at him for a corner move but Wilmer jumps up and Black Man runs into his boot! Wilmer then ducks down and takes Black Man’s leg out! Wilmer grabs a steel chair and cracks it over Black Man’s back! Black Man yells in pain! Wilmer hits Black Man with another chair shot as Black Man tries to flee! Wilmer goes for another chair shot but Black Man hits Wilmer with a Black Boot, booting the chair right into Wilmer’s face! Wilmer is down and Black Man covers as the fans go wild!
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Steve White: Black Man and Wilmer beating the crap out of each other tonight! Black Man with a near fall there as both men have already done some damage!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is Alexandria’s ex husband, Black Man’s biggest rival and Brandon Bash’s worst enemy! The CPO and Black Man want this guy dead and tonight they’re gonna try and destroy him as he fights CPO leader Black Man!
Black Man gets on top of Wilmer and hits him with some big right hands! Wilmer’s back is bleeding and we see his lip is busted open! Black Man yells at Wilmer to get up! Wilmer stumbles to his feet! Black Man boots him in the gut and goes for Black Stunn but Wilmer shoves Black Man into the ropes! Black Man catches himself on the ropes but Wilmer runs up and superkicks Black Man over the top rope! Black Man crashes to the outside and the fans go wild!
Steve White: Massive kick from Wilmer as he tries to make a huge comeback now! Black Man and Wilmer beating the shit out of each other as this one gets hardcore!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer going to follow up now as Black Man might be in trouble here tonight!
Black Man slowly starts to stir to his feet on the outside as he spits out some blood but Wilmer bounces off of the ropes, jumps up onto a set up steel chair and leaps onto the top rope! Wilmer leaps off of the top rope and hits Black Man with a flying crossbody to the outside as the fans go wild! The crowd is loud and Wilmer fights his way back up to his feet! Wilmer roots around under the ring and pulls out at table! He holds it up and yells and as Black Man gets up, Wilmer runs the table into Black Man’s head sending him back down to the outside floor! The fans are going nuts and Wilmer takes a second to get his breath back! Wilmer sets up the table and points out to the fans but they start to boo as we see Ace Pena leap the barricade and smack Wilmer from behind into the table!
Steve White: Wilmer with HUGE offence but Ace Pena from the CPO running interference in this hardcore contest!
Chuck Thompson: Dammit! Ace Pena out here and now Wilmer is in trouble! Fucking CPO!
Ace Pena starts hitting Wilmer with big right hands as Wilmer is trapped against the table! Ace puts Wilmer on the table but Wilmer rolls off and hits Ace with a right hand! Ace responds with one of his own! Wilmer smacks Ace’s head off of the table! The fans are on their feet but as Wilmer turns around, Black Man hits Wilmer with Black Boot! Wilmer is down! Black Man yells for Ace Pena to get up! Black Man picks Wilmer up but Wilmer out of desperation hits Black Man with a jawbreaker! Black Man falls on the bottom of the ramp and holds his bleeding mouth! Wilmer knows he can’t let Ace get up so Wilmer jumps up and smacks Ace with a forearm to the back! Brandon Bash appears on the ramp with Stephen Sebastian who barrels down the ramp at great speed! Wilmer turns around and Sebastian grabs him, lifting him with incredible strength and slamming him through the damn table!
Steve White: The CPO is out here now making the save for Black Man and Stephen Sebastian just slams Wilmer through the damn table there! That was brutal!
Chuck Thompson: Stephen Sebastian is going to crush Wilmer here right now… W-wait! Wait! Nitro and Wilk! Here comes some back up!
The fans are all on their feet! Bash yells of Black Man and Ace Pena to get up! Suddenly the fans go CRAZY as Nitro and Wilk sprint down the ramp! Wilk doesn’t wait for Ace to get up, instead she jumps on him and starts hitting with chaotic fists! Nitro dives on Stephen and starts to hit him with all he’s got but Stephen tosses Nitro off of him and slams him down to the floor hard! Wilmer takes out Stephen’s leg! Black Man grabs Wilmer by the hair and drags him up the ramp, hitting him with right hands! Wilmer starts fighting back and they break into a fist fight at the top of the stage! Stephen rushes over and bowls over Wilmer! Wilk and Nitro jump on Stephen and start brawling with him but Stephen takes everyone out!
Steve White: It’s an all out brawl! Wilmer and Black Man still in this one! Stephen and Ace fighting off Wilk and Nitro as Stephen takes everyone out! This is a mess!
Chuck Thompson: It’s an all out brawl but The Hardcore Championship is still on the line!
Wilk is able to low blow Stephen to slow him down! Ace rushes over and smacks Wilk into the stage floor! Nitro takes out Ace with Burnout The Nitro! Black Man hits Nitro with Black Stunn! Wilmer hits Black Man with Alaskan Pipeline! Bash yells at Stephen and he gets up! Stephen gets Wilmer up on his back ready to hit him with Rise of the Godhand! Out of nowhere, Konrad Raab rushes out with a steel chair and blasts Stephen in the back with it! Wilmer falls off to safety! Konrad hits Stephen with the steel chair again and again and again as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Konrad Raab! Konrad Raab! The Jr Heavyweight Champion rushing out here to help his friend Wilmer like Wilmer helped him earlier tonight! Raab with that steel chair making the save on Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: Raab assaulting Stephen with that chair but he’s gonna need more than that!
Konrad Raab hits Stephen with a boxing combo but Stephen rages and levels him! Stephen levels Nitro as well! Stephen tries to pick Black Man up but Mina jumps on his back! Stephen thrashes around! Nitro and Raab are able to jump on Stephen! The brawl continues! Black Man gets on Nitro! Ace gets on Mina! Stephen is on the bottom of the pack! The fans are going nuts! Bash tries to break it up as 2 more refs come out and try to regain control! The fans go NUTS as we see Wilmer Patacky climbing the tron!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! WILMER IS CLIMBING THE TRON!!
Chuck Thompson: He’s gonna kill himself! What the heck is Wilmer doing?! He’s getting up the tron and I don’t think anyone has noticed! Is he gonna jump!? Don’t do this Wilmer!
The fans go WILD as Wilmer gets to the top of the tron! Brandon notices this and dives on the pack of brawling competitors as he tries to get Black Man out of there! Black Man shoves Bash off of him and knocks down Nitro! Mina snaps a kick off of Black Man’s torso! Konrad dives on everyone as Stephen starts to beat everyone up again! Wilmer is on the top of the tron - really high which gets a massive pop! Wilmer yells out and raises his arms! Black Man notices and his eyes go wide as he gets up! Wilmer leaps off the tron and falls a massive distance - landing on EVERYONE with a high angle senton bomb! The massive drop sees Wilmer explode down on everyone else! Everyone is down! The refs go nuts and call more guys out to help them!
Steve White: WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! NO WAY! WILMER DIVING OFF OF THE DAMN TRON AND HE’S TAKEN EVERYONE OUT INCLUDING HIMSELF!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer leaping off of that freaking tron and going the whole mile! He took everyone out but him and Black Man are unresponsive! Can they even continue this one?!
Everyone is down and Stephen tries to pick Bash up. The refs and security try to seperate everyone while they’re down and Bash gets up, holding Stephen back as well. The main ref holds up his arms and calls it as neither man can answer the 10 count after that one! The bell sounds and the fans are going CRAZY!
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Illa Isabella: As a result of neither man being able to answer the count of 10 and be able to continue competing… This match has been declared a no contest… therefore… STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion!
Steve White: No way! What a brutal match but in the end it’s a no contest because Wilmer took everyone out including himself! What the fuck was Wilmer thinking! He could have ended his career there!
Chuck Thompson: The hatred of Black Man and the CPO was so deep he didn’t see anything else! That was AMAZING!
EMTs come out and check everyone! Nitro and Wilk help each other up! Stephen and Bash help Black Man and Ace up who are out of it! An EMT and Konrad Raab help Wilmer up who can’t stand on his own. The fans are going wild as producers and security break everything up. Stephen wants to continue to fight but Bash and security stops him. Raab hands Wilmer the Hardcore Championship and puts it on his shoulder but Wilmer is out of it! Bash points over at Wilmer and yells at him. Wilmer with his last ounce of strength flips off Bash from across from his as the fans go wild! We fade out backstage.
We come in backstage where Rose is waiting with a mic in the interview area.
Rose: Ladies and Gentlemen... Joining me right now is my guest... Michael Rissi!
Michael steps up onto the platform and hugs Rose before she holds up the mic.
Rose: Michael, it's great to see you here tonight. Last time on Mayhem - you had a run in not only with Scorpion but also The CPO. Eventually it lead to you and Scorpion making the challenge in a Team Rissi vs. Team Scorpion match at Aftermath... Have you selected your team yet?
Michael Rissi: I've had a few ideas Rose but I haven't formally selected the team. I know it's going to be a big match and Scorpion is the one who wanted it, not me but I'm confident that I can select a better team than him.
Rose: You had an incredibly hard fought match against Scorpion when he was under the guise of Abomination at Final Destination and you were able to defeat him. Scorpion himself is out with an injury. Why is he still trying to pursue you?
Michael Rissi: Scorpion lost to me in 2017 and for whatever reason he couldn't take that loss so he went to The Order of Professional Wrestling - a bullshit organisation which consists of a bunch of people that I've beat up over the years. He wanted there help but instead they tortured and brainwashed him into thinking his only goal in life was to defeat me. It took me giving him a life changing beating to snap him out of it but STILL he has some beef with me.
Rose rubs Rissi's arm and gushes over him for a moment before asking the next question.
Rose: Michael, clearly you're in phenomenal shape and you're so powerful - have you thought about naming yourself to be on Team Rissi as the captain to give yourself the best chance of winning.
Michael Rissi: Scorpion isn't on his team because I beat the shit out of him too hard so he can't compete. Because of that I'm not going to compete. I'll be there at ringside and I'll cheer my team on but I'm not stepping in that ring unless Scorpion is.
Rose: So how do you fe...
Suddenly Scorpion steps up onto the platform and interrupts everything. Scorpion's arm is still in a sling and plaster and he's still bruised and scratched up. Michael steps forward and they come face to face as the fans watching on the tron go wild!
Scorpion: You can run your mouth all day and tomorrow Rissi. I might not be able to get back in the ring with you and defeat you just yet but at least I can lead a Team Scorpion over on Team Rissi in the mean time. Speaking of our match... I found someone to help me out... I think you know him.
The fans go wild and give a mixed reaction as a smirking Sah'ta Thor steps up on the platform with Blood Red behind him!
Scorpion: Sah'ta Thor also has history and he's not only gonna be out there at ringside with me but he's also going to let me use Blood Red out there on my team.
Sah'ta Thor: Don't take this personally Rissi. Certain things must be done. Certain things have pay offs that can't be ignored. I think with Thor backing him - Team Scorpion can't fail.
Michael Rissi: So wait... Let me get this straight. Scorpion and Thor... both involved in the match... Neither of them are competing. Well if one of you wants to get in that ring then I'll be happy to join my own team...
Blood Red: Maybe you need to shut your mouth and show some respect, Rissi.
Michael Rissi: Are you going to make me? Are all three of you here to make me shut my mouth? Because you're all out here so what's stopping you from making a move?
Michael holds his gigantic arms out and smiles. Thor takes a step back and puts his hand out.
Sah'ta Thor: W-We're not here for that... This is about Aftermath and Team Scorpion vs. Team Rissi.
Michael Rissi: That's what I thought... Scorpion - bring whoever you want. Bring any dumb fuck rookie or any washed up losers who hate me. I don't care. I'm smarter than you, smarter than Thor, smarter than whoever the fuck... I won't lose to you one on one and I won't lose to you at Aftermath so until you grow some balls Scorpion... I guess I'll see you at Aftermath.
Michael smirks and walks off. Thor and Scorpion look at each other as we fade out back to the ring for the main event.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest is a tag team match and it is for the EHWF World Tag Team Championship!
Suddenly the arena plunges into a deep blood red color as “Born in a Burial Gown” by Cradle of Filth begins to play through the speakers as a circle of fire appears on the entrance stage. A throne made from skulls begins to rise up inside said fire circle and sitting on the throne is Countess Bathory clutching the goblet of virgin blood in her hands.
Bathory stands and as she does so, the fire disappears and smoke begins to pour in onto the stage, ramp and inside the ring as she then begins to slowly make her way down the ramp focusing her attention solely on the ring in front of her. Reaching the ring, she makes her way up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes, the smoke in the ring coming up to her waist as she makes her way to the center and then the lights go back to normal. Taking the goblet in both hands, The Countess slowly lifts it up, looking up to the ceiling as “Born in a Burial Gown” cuts off.
Countess Bathory: Arise… my children!
In a jerking fashion, both Lilith and Amara emerge from the smoke on either side of Bathory before she allows the two to drink from the goblet as the smoke slowly disappears.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challengers… Lilith & Amara… The Covenant!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… First… One half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Misty Vega!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner… The other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Joanna Rissi & Misty Vega (c) vs. The Covenant
The bell sounds and Joanna starts it off with Lilith as they circle each other! Lilith come in close and tries to grab the much smaller Joanna but Joanna dodges it! Lilith swings but Joanna ducks and starts to snap some kicks into Lilith’s legs! Joanna jumps up and snaps a big kick into Lilith’s back! Lilith with a right hand! Joanna with one of her own! Lilith with a boot to the midsection! Lilith rakes Joanna’s face off of the boot then whips Joanna into the ropes! Joanna ducks on rebound and then springs off of the middle ropes to the top rope and hits Lilith with a big corkscrew body dive! The fans are going wild! Joanna is back up and hits Lilith with a big standing moonsault then hooks the far leg!
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Steve White: Massive Tag Team Title match main event here tonight! These two teams hate each other! They’ve been going at it for months now and finally we might see some closure!
Chuck Thompson: I doubt it! They want to kill each other! All the shit they have put each other through! The Covenant ambushing Joanna and Misty backstage last week then Lilith trying to take out Azzurra Rissi just to get to Joanna on Monday Nights show! There is so much in this rivalry now!
Joanna picks Lilith up but Lilith rakes her face! Joanna falls back and Lilith hoists her up and uses her size to plant Joanna with a big scoopslam! Lilith runs up and grabs the corner ropes and pushes her self up, springing off of the bottom rope for a big splash but Joanna rolls out of the ring and Lilith hits the mat hard! Joanna climbs up on the top rope and Lilith gets up! The fans go nuts as Joanna leaps off and hits Lilith with a big missile dropkick! The fans are going wild! Lilith is down! Joanna runs up onto the second ropes and hits a lionsault! Joanna gets up and waits for Lilith! Lilith is up! Joanna goes to follow up but Lilith hits her with a thumb to the eye! Joanna falls back, screaming in pain and Lilith rakes Joanna’s back! Joanna turns around and we can see the scratches! Lilith then takes Joanna’s head off with a big high impact lariat!
Steve White: These guys are fighting an incredible match right now! Massive high impact clothesline from Lilith taking Joanna’s head off!!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna seemingly leading this match but that may have just turned the tide here tonight!
Lilith with another rake to the back and Joanna is bleeding and screaming! Lilith whips Joanna into the ropes! She swings on rebound but Joanna ducks it! Joanna bounces then jumps on Lilith and manoeuvres all around her body until she hits her with a head scissor takedown! The fans are going wild! Joanna bounces off of the ropes again and jumps on Lilith then hits her with a big satellite DDT! The fans are all on their feet! Joanna quickly covers!
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Lilith elbows Joanna in the head then crawls over and tags in Amara! Joanna stands up and Amara comes off of the top rope and takes Joanna down with a flying elbow to the head! Joanna is down and the fans are on their feet for the action!
Steve White: Amara with a tag in and Joanna is down! This now is high impact, high flying, high octane action right now!
Chuck Thompson: The fresher Amara in this one now after Lilith took an assault from Joanna in there! Joanna not looking too great now though, can she tag in Misty right now?
Amara gets on top of Joanna and starts clawing and raking at her face! The ref starts to count Amara and she stops at a count of 4! Joanna is all scratched up! Amara picks Joanna up and hits her with a right hand and sends her into the corner! Amara runs at her but runs into a boot! Joanna runs out with a swinging neckbreaker! Amara is down! Joanna rolls over and tags in Misty! The fans get loud! Misty grabs Amara on her way back up and plants her with a belly to belly! Amara is back up and gets another belly to belly! It looks like Misty might follow up but she elbows Lilith off of the apron into the barricade instead then berates Countess Bathory on the outside!
Steve White: Misty coming in and she’s putting down Amara and taking it to The Countess! Joanna and Misty now leading this match and The Covenant can’t get any footing in on this one!
Chuck Thompson: Lilith and Amara not doing too well in the latter part of this match! Can they make a comeback or will Misty put Amara down right now and retain?!
Misty turns back to Amara! Amara spins a kick into Misty! Amara then rakes her face and boots her in the midsection then hits Misty with a big DDT as the fans go wild! Amara gets up, hurt from those suplexes. Amara starts to stomp out Misty! Misty gets to the corner! Amara runs up and springs off of the middle ropes and dropkicks Misty to the mat! Amara gets on top of Misty and rakes her back! Amara then goes for the face and eyes again! The ref counts her and she stops at 4! The ref says final warning as we see Misty is bloody and can’t open one eye! Misty gets to a knee and Amara knees her in the side of the head! Amara runs up and knocks Joanna off of the apron! Amara then lines Misty up and springs off of the second rope for a crossbody! Misty catches her and plants her with a belly to belly suplex! Amara yells out and pain and Misty shines her boot up ready to end it…
…Just then, the lights go out!
Steve White: WHAT!? The lights are out!? What the fuck?!
Chuck Thompson: Misty was about to end Amara there! We’ve seen The Covenant do this many times… Don’t count them out… Wait… What’s that?!
The sound of a male choir can be heard repeating the following words in a sort of singing chant:
As this is going on, a spotlight appears on the stage where the figure of a 6ft 4 - 6ft 5 is stood wearing a black robe with the hood concealing his identity looking directly at the ring. Once the lights go back to normal, both Rissi and Vega are staring at the hooded figure but standing behind them are Lilith and Amara, acting as though they haven't already been through a gruelling match almost as if they're been revived!
Steve White: Bah Gawd!? Who is that!? Some hooded figure out here right now has turned the lights back on and… wait! What!? It looks like Lilith and Amara are both back up! But how!?!
Chuck Thompson: It’s like they’ve been revived?! What the heck is this!? Who is this hooded individual and what effect has he had on Lilith and Amara!? This is getting too freaky for me!
Joanna is focused on the figure. They both turn back and the big Lilith takes both Joanna and Misty down with a double clothesline! Lilith grabs Joanna and chokes her on the ropes as the hooded figure and The Countess watch! Lilith tosses Joanna out of the ring!
Steve White: No idea what’s happened but it looks like this hooded figure has had some effect on The Covenant because they look like they’re revived from this match!
Chuck Thompson: Now they’re back up and they’re taking out Joanna and Misty! Joanna tossed out of the ring and now Misty getting a beat down from The Covenant while The Countess and this hooded guy watch on!
Misty starts trading right hands with Amara but Amara is seemingly healed! Amara gets the upper hand and beats Misty! Lilith rakes Misty’s back! Misty tries to fight out of there but they beat her down! Amara pulls Misty in and the fans get loud! Lilith comes down and they destroy Misty with Mortis! Lilith rolls out of the ring and Amara covers Misty!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Lilith and Amara… The Covenant!
Steve White: What the fuck was that?! Who is this guy!?
Chuck Thompson: No idea but The Covenant are the new EHWF World Tag Team Champions!
Joanna is hurt and rolls back in! She can’t fight and Misty is out of it! The large hooded man comes into the ring and stands over them as Lilith and Amara bow and present their title belts up. The Countess stands next to the hooded figure. He takes another step over Joanna and Misty but before anything can happen - the lights go out again!
Steve White: Lights out again! Is it over?!
The lights come back on and Lilith and Amara along with The Hooded Figure and The Countess are all gone with the title belts! Only red smoke that billow along the ring remains. Joanna looks out as she tries to struggle up but she’s in pain.
Steve White: Well I have no idea what that was but The Covenant are again the EHWF World Tag Team Champions! It’s been an amazing night and so much going into tonight is going to make Aftermath next week and INCREDIBLE night! That’s all we have time for! We’ll see you next week at Aftermath! Good night ladies and gentlemen! Be safe!
We see the image of Joanna looking at the scars and scratches on her chest then back up at the billowing smoke as we fade out to the EHWF Logo - ending the show.