Post by EHWF Management on Mar 22, 2021 8:06:23 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, “Back It” by Yizzy and Dizzie Rascal, is playing in the background. We see Steve White and Chuck Thompson standing on the stage of a small empty hall. This is a much different opening image than we’re used to. There are no fans and no activity around them except for the lighting and the tron behind them.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Killer Carter, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to Saturday Night Mayhem!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Mayhem comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Saturday Night Mayhem and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem - We are one week away from EHWF WAR but we’re on the backlash from EHWF Aftermath! There is SO MUCH going on here in EHWF including a NEW EHWF Champion in Black Man! That’s right - no one expected it but it happened and now The CPO are ruling this place! Killer Carter didn’t even get to get started here in EHWF as The Champion where last week Alexandria Kendrick appeared during Carter’s address to the fans and took her out which lead to Black Man cashing in his Feast or Fired Case on Carter and once again becoming the EHWF Champion! Brandon Bash and Black Man along with their CPO now have a tight strangle hold over EHWF but what will the rest of the EHWF Roster have to say about it?
Steve White: Zoe McDraven was the Soul Survivor in the Team Rissi vs. Team Scorpion tag team main event at Aftermath and as a reward she has been named Black Man’s number one contender for this new title! Tonight - Zoe McDraven goes head to head with Chemic in the main event and Black Man will be there at ringside watching the whole thing! No doubt The CPO and Bash have Black Man’s protection on their minds heading into WAR but will they let Zoe McDraven make it to next Sunday or will they put her in the hospital just like they did to Killer Carter! This main event is gonna be hectic!
Chuck Thompson: Killer Carter couldn’t survive as a World Champion but one person who missed out last week was Alexandria Kendrick who was set to face Carter for the title but instead chose to remain loyal to her Dad and The CPO and help Black Man win it! Tonight Alexandria Kendrick teams with her fellow Mixed Tag Team Championship partner Ace Pena to take on her most hated rival and one of the biggest thorns in the side of Brandon Bash and The CPO; Wilmer Patacky and his partner Brianna Rissi in a MASSIVE Champions vs. Champions mixed tag team main event! I can’t wait to see how this one unfolds!
Steve White: That’s gonna be huge but we also have The Nitro Family who have fallen off the wagon in disgrace lately! Joey Nitro is facing a No Confidence Motion from Fernandez Gomez and Brandon Bash tonight but Nate Nitro and Mina Wilk have lost their titles and have walked out on matches in a massive shift in their demeanour as they try to hide behind Uncle Joey! They walked out on Team Rissi last week at Aftermath and now that may cost them as a pissed off Michael Rissi will team with his wife Joanna Rissi to take on Nate Nitro and Mina Wilk in mixed tag team action and lemme tell ya - I’d hate to be Nitro and Wilk tonight!
Chuck Thompson: And we have a massive rivalry brewing as the EHWF World Tag Team division really heats up here in EHWF! Kill Team X defeated Joyride last week at Aftermath but Joyride were still able to save face and attack Ana and Sara after the match then hightail it outta there! Ana and Sara were pissed off big time at the embarrassment but tonight - as both teams try to claim a stake at becoming challengers to the Tag Team belts - we’ll see Ana Somnia go one on one with Nina Chanel as talent overflows in this amazing new rivalry!
Steve White: So much going into tonight! A huge card for Mayhem right before the massive WAR event! We have so much intensity surrounding all of the EHWF Titles heading into WAR not to mention a flurry of other big rivalries and the emerging CPO dominance!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
Cameras go backstage with Konrad, and Lord Raab standing by, being known as Brothers Of Balance, competing in only their third ever match together. It's been a long while they have teamed up, considering Konrad's focus on the Junior Heavyweight title still being important to him, considering Konrad's been champion for eleven months now, and it didn't seem like anyone was going to stop him. Or so he thought when he nearly lost the title to Wilmer at Aftermath a few weeks ago. Konrad shook his head, as so does Lord Raab, being disgusted with how things are coming into place. Konrad begins to speak.
Konrad Raab: "I got to say, it's shameful that I had to use a steel chair to save Wilmer a couple of weeks ago because that's not usually what I do, not at all because obviously, that's more what Lord Raab would do. Then Aftermath came around, and yeah, needless to say, if that rat Cliff Maxwell didn't cost Wilmer and me the match, Wilmer would've won the match hands down as he did superkick me, right before he would've pinned me for the win and take the Junior Heavyweight title."
Lord Raab: "A rat bastard at that for trying to cost Konrad every single match he has. I don't know why you respect Wilmer or anything as a wrestler, but he keeps stating how I will cash in on him and honestly, I forgot I had the briefcase around because it doesn't mean anything to me. Besides, while it's nice to have the hardcore title around my waist again, that's not what this monster wants; well, what we want is the tag titles as Brothers Of Balance team."
Konrad Raab: "That as well, although I always had a dream of being a Junior Heavyweight champion for many years and managed to get it after all the hard work I've done to drop a lot of pounds to be the star I am. I'm, in fact, say I'm underweight for this division now, but I'm still classified as someone who's gone and accomplished everything I've ever done in the Junior Heavyweight division. So Wilmer, if you want a Junior Heavyweight rematch where rats like Cliff Maxwell are banned from ringside, all you got to do is ask, and I will happily grant your wish, like the rest of the Junior Heavyweight wrestlers; as well."
There was a small pause for a second as this was the main problem for Konrad, but a massive strength for Lord Raab and he takes the microphone from Konrad, patting him on his shoulder.
Lord Raab: "Konrad here has problems with this emotion, but I fucking don't, you fucking bastard. Cliff, you have caused nothing but hell for Konrad, and why? Because you're jealous of his title reign of being a great Junior Heavyweight champion. You don't even look like a Junior Heavyweight wrestler. You're one of those rat bastard bosses who think they have everything under control, trying to screw my brother around for something he's worked long and hard in his years. I could never be a Junior Heavyweight champion and do what he did. I can, however, fuck you up, Cliff. You shouldn't even be a fucking boss in this company, you piece of shit. I will do everything it takes to get you so injured and fucked up that you will never live to see the light of day on ever screwing my brother around ever again."
Of course, Konrad could never let out this anger that Lord Raab can process as he's more the respectful one, and Raab was the violent and ruthless wrestler who is why the dynamic of Brothers of Balance works.
Lord Raab: "I will make sure I will break your damn arm and leg, making sure you will never cost Konrad anymore Junior Heavyweight matches, and I don't know a damn thing about you, Solomon Graham, but I want Cliff's damn fucking head knocked off from it and throw his entire body into a pitiful of garbage, waiting for him outside."
Konrad Raab: "Markus, I don't think that will happen. While Markus doesn't know what to say about Solomon Graham, I do as he did save me from Cliff, trying to cash in the briefcase in a cheap, slimy way. Thank goodness for that because while I agree with Markus, you don't really look like a Junior Heavyweight, but I want to face you in a legit match where we're both are one hundred per cent and can see who the better wrestler is. Of course, I know Solomon will bring a fair and respectful match for us, and I grant that because I want things to be fair. However, Brothers of Balance, as Markus says, need to climb up the tag team ladder, and we need this win to earn ourselves the tag team titles."
Lord Raab: "Because nobody would team with Konrad, and we want to make a history of being the first-ever German tag team in the entire world to be tag champions, making Germany and our homeland Cologne proud of us, despite how much of a bastard I can be, but only to people like Cliff Maxwell who deserve every bit of punishment they get from me. We have the most chemistry between us, and we aren't letting some pathetic idiots beat us and knock us off the tag team title ladder. Prepare to be Raabinated by Brothers Of Balance bitches."
Konrad and Markus high five each other, and they wait behind the curtain to wait to be called out as the cameras go back at ringside with the ring announcer, ready to call out the first set of wrestlers for that very match to take place right now on EHWF Mayhem.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one single fall!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.
Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.
Illa Isabella: First Tonight… Solomon Graham!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And next… His Partner for Tonight… Cliff Maxwell!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and white trousers with a blue and white mask with black gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Illa Isabella: And their opponents tonight… Lord Raab and the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab… The Brothers of Balance!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Konrad wants to start but we see Solomon and Cliff arguing in the corner with the ref in between them. The fans are cheering but the ref tells them they need to start the match and after an intense stare down, Cliff flips both Solomon and Konrad off and smirks his way out to the apron. Solomon isn’t amused but he comes to the centre of the ring and the fans cheer as Konrad and Solomon circle each other and bump fists. Konrad and Solomon tie up in the center! Solomon overpowers Konrad and gets him in a hammerlock from behind! Konrad with a mean elbow to the face! Solomon falls off of him! Konrad hits Solomon with a boxing right! He goes for a left jab but Solomon ducks it! Solomon gets Konrad in a chinlock from behind and the fans are going wild! Solomon overpowers Konrad again and this time hits him with a Euro Uppercut! Konrad falls in the corner! Solomon with a corner splash but Konrad dives out of the way and Solomon hits the corner! Konrad springs off of the middle ropes and hits Solomon with a springboard flying axe handle to the head as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Solomon Graham unmasked last week by his mortal enemy Cliff Maxwell and tonight he’s teaming with him! It’s amazing to have Solomon here in EHWF but he has a lot of work ahead of him!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad Raab with some impressive flying offense there but Solomon in firm control so far! Can Solomon make it work with Cliff tonight?!
Konrad Raab springs off of the middle ropes for a springboard dropkick but Solomon scouts him this time and grabs his legs and plants him on the canvas! The fans are going wild! Solomon grabs Konrad by the head and picks him up then shoots him into the corner hard! Konrad holds his side as Solomon runs up and hits Konrad with a corner splash! Solomon with a boot to Konrad’s back and then he goes for The Triforce Choke but Konrad with a short and desperate elbow behind him to Solomon’s face! Konrad pushes Solomon off of him and then dive tags in Lord Raab as the fans go WILD! Lord Raab comes in! Solomon gets up and goes to tag in Cliff but Cliff drops off of the apron and the fans boo as Cliff smirks! Solomon looks pissed but he turns around right into a big boot from Lord Raab! Raab covers Solomon!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Lord Raab with a big boot and he covers Solomon but Solomon kicks out! Solomon formally Sidius Grimm is out to accomplish his goals here in EHWF but first he wants to deal with Cliff Maxwell!
Chuck Thompson: And its not easy when he’s your partner! Konrad and Solomon had a moment last week at Aftermath when Solomon saved him from Cliff cashing in but tonight there is a lot on the line in this tag team contest!
Lord Raab picks Solomon up and hits him with a big right hand! He hits him with another then another but Solomon comes back with a boot to the gut! Solomon with a forearm to Raab’s head! Raab blocks a strike then hits Solomon with a right hand! Lord Raab drops Solomon with a big uppercut! Solomon is down! Raab waits for him to sit up then he bounces off of the ropes! Raab goes for the dropkick but Solomon rolls out of the way and Raab lands on the mat! Solomon is quicker and he boots Raab in the side of the head! Raab gets up and lunges at Solomon but Solomon gets around him with the waistlock! Raab tries an elbow but Solomon pushes him away into the ropes! Lord Raab comes back but Solomon hits Lord Raab with the big knee strike to the chest! Solomon knows he has to follow up and does as he gets back to his feet and hits Lord Raab with a big Regal Cutter! Solomon is hurt but he wants to end this and crawls back to his feet and uses his ropes to get back up! Cliff Maxwell tags himself into the match and the fans boo as Solomon is PISSED!
Steve White: Cliff Maxwell with a dirty blind tag and Solomon is pissed as this teaming falls apart!
Chuck Thompson: Solomon doing all the work and Cliff blind tagging himself in now!
Cliff comes into the ring but Solomon gets in his way and shoves him! Cliff shoves him back and the ref comes to break it up! Solomon yells at Cliff then deals with the ref! While the ref is distracted, Cliff takes a chain out of his side and wraps it around his fist! When the ref moves, Cliff blindsides Solomon and punches him in the side of the head with Power Punch! The fans all boo and Konrad looks confused on the apron! Cliff argues with the ref as Solomon rolls out of the ring in pain! The ref and Cliff argue and Cliff tells the ref to fuck off! Cliff turns back to the downed Lord Raab in the ring but suddenly Lord Raab sits up, beaming back into action! Cliff looks shocked and shakes his head as Raab gets up! Cliff goes and runs at him but Lord Raab hits Cliff with a big boot to the skull before he can hit Power Punch! The fans cheer as Cliff is down and his plan comes undone!
Steve White: Cliff with the attack and assault on his own partner Solomon there then trying to pick up something off the back of Solomon’s hard work but Lord Raab putting down Cliff Maxwell there!!
Chuck Thompson: That big boot stopping Cliff in his tracks as The Brothers of Balance are impressing tonight! Cliff and Solomon can’t work together here tonight!
Lord Raab picks Cliff up by his neck! Cliff boots Raab in the thigh then starts hitting him with right hands and quick boots! The fans are all on their feet! Cliff bounces off of the ropes but Lord Raab pops Cliff up and plants him with a massive running powerbomb as everyone goes wild! Solomon doesn’t want to lose this one! He runs in and hits Lord Raab with a big spinning back fist! Lord Raab goes down and Solomon shoves the ref out of the way and hits a running boot to his head!
Steve White: Solomon saving this match and attacking Lord Raab there! Cliff Maxwell with the assault on Solomon there earlier but Solomon still choosing to make the save because he doesn’t want to lose this one tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The deck stacked against Solomon but he’s still giving his all!
Konrad Raab quickly comes behind Solomon! He goes for The Frozen Pin but Solomon gets out of it at the last second and tosses Konrad into the corner, shoulder first! Solomon turns around right into another Power Punch from his own partner Cliff Maxwell! The fans all boo again! Solomon is down and rolls to the outside! Cliff turns around but gets planted with a Chokinator from Lord Raab! The fans are going wild! Lord Raab tags Konrad Raab back into the match! Lord Raab picks up Cliff Maxwell and lifts him onto his back as Konrad goes to the top rope and leaps off, flying through the air and hitting Cliff with The Balancing Touch! The fans go wild for the tag team move as Konrad covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Lord Raab and the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab… The Brothers of Balance!
Steve White: The Brothers of Balance do it! Solomon and Cliff couldn’t work together! Cliff ruins it for his team and Solomon gave it his all but it wasn’t enough!
Chuck Thompson: That was bullshit! Cliff Maxwell is an asshole!
Cliff rolls out of the ring and Konrad and Lord Raab celebrate in the ring! Solomon is in the corner and he bashes the mat out of frustration! Konrad goes to go up to him to talk but Fernandez Gomez’s music hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as Gomez appears on the stage…
Fernandez Gomez: Well… What a mess of a match that was… That’s Cliff Maxwell for fucking that up for the rest of us. Last week Solomon at least had the balls to stop your shit Cliff and he did the same tonight - even though he’s a fucking loser, you can’t doubt that the guy has put in the effort.
Cliff who is hurt on the outside looks up and looks confused! Solomon doesn’t look happy as Fernandez insults him.
Fernandez Gomez: Solomon might have been disgraced and unmasked and he might very well suck… but at least he has the heart and at least the fans seem to like him which means they might pay to see him next week… Next week when he takes on Konrad Raab for the Junior Heavyweight Championship at WAR to prove if he is the REAL king of the Juniors or if he’s just all talk! As for Cliff Maxwell - well fuck you for trying to ruin my matches!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Is it true!? Solomon vs. Konrad next week at WAR for the Junior Heavyweight Championship!?
Cliff is pissed and he limps over to the announce area and grabs a mic!
Cliff Maxwell: NO! NO! FUCK NO! I’ve already beaten this piece of shit once and I’d be the Junior Heavyweight Champion right now if he didn’t get involved in my business last week! Don’t forget it was ME who unmasked this pathetic piece of garbage! You can’t give him a title shot! That shot belongs to me!
Fernandez Gomez: What have you fucking done Cliff? Hmm? Besides fuck shit up what have you done?! I’m not giving you shit!
The fans boo Cliff.
Cliff Maxwell: FINE! You’ve had it in for me ever since I stepped foot in this place, Gomez you asshole! You don’t have to give me SHIT! I’ll TAKE it instead!
Cliff reaches back and grabs his Feast or Fired Briefcase!
Cliff Maxwell: There is NO WAY Solomon Graham is gonna become the Junior Heavyweight Champion - I won’t let that happen! If you’re making a match at WAR then you’re gonna have to make it a 3 Way Match! BECAUSE I’M CASHING IN - FOR WAR!
The fans pick up and cheer as Cliff storms up the ramp and shoves the briefcase to Gomez who looks pissed! Konrad and Solomon look at each other, confused.
Fernandez Gomez: FINE YOU SON OF A BITCH! You want it?! You got it! At WAR it’s going to be Konrad Raab vs. Solomon Graham vs. Cliff Maxwell in a 3 way match and it’s going to be for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! 3 Way Match for the Jr Heavyweight Championship at WAR Next Week!
The fans are going wild as Gomez storms off! Solomon and Konrad look apprehensive of each other in the ring while Cliff smirks down at them from the top of the ramp! We cut backstage.
We cut backstage to an EHWF Mayhem backdrop with the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions, Ace Pena and Alexandria Kendrick standing in their ring gear. Alexandria has her title strapped around her waist while Ace has his draped over his left shoulder, his arms crossed across his chest to hold it in place and a smirk spread across his lips. Standing in between the two is none other than Brandon Bash, decked out in a jet black Armani suit with white undershirt and a black silk tie. Bash flashes his own smirk now, as he clasps his hands together and rubs them together as he starts to speak into the camera.
Brandon Bash: Well, what do you know. Once again that annoying little pest Wilmer Patacky is put before us. And now he thinks he's safe just because he has someone with the last name Rissi as a partner? Listen, Wilmer. That's not the Rissi that matters. Brianna brings no concern to the CPO. If anything, we would use her to bait in that steroid freak Michael Rissi in to get rid of two birds with one stone. But tonight, we wil settle for getting rid of you, Wilmer, as well as Brianna Rissi. My daughter is more than qualified to handle the so-called Divine Champion. And as for Wilmer? I know Wilmer better than he knows himself. Hell, Alexandria knows him even better than that! We have imparted that knowledge onto Ace Pena here. Ace is just itching at the chance to help rid us of the pain that is Wilmer Patacky. If you don't believe that we are capable of doing just that...why don't you find Killer Carter and ask her how she's doing. That is, if her jaw isn't wired shut after the beating my daughter put on her before she had to face the wrath of the Legendary Black Man, the greatest EHWF Champion of all time. That is, until he retires and Ace Pena here takes the EHWF by storm. Just like they will take Wilmer and Brianna by storm tonight, and prove that they are the better champions in the EHWF. You can bank on it.
Bash flashes one more cocky smirk at the camera, as Ace Pena's never left his lips. Alexandria has had a crazed look on her face the whole time, until her father mentioned that Ace would be the champ after Black Man retired. Since then, the crazed look turned into that of anger. Bash was the first of the three to turn and walk out of the scene closely followed by Ace. Alexandria stood there for a moment, letting a sadistic smile creep across her lips before she finally turned and followed suit. The scene would then cut to black.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one fall!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and makes way for the entrance of Nina Chanel. The fans cheer as Nina Chanel comes out in the smoke and lights and does a sexy pose on the stage. Nina quickly comes down the ramp and points at some fans then runs down the ramp and gets into the ring. Nina gets to the corner and raises her arms then waits for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Being Accompanied by Thea Nefeli… Nina Chanell!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the arena is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the EHWF Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the ring of the bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent… Being Accompanied by The EHWF Showtime Champion Sara Daniels… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Nina is being very careful of the dangerous Ana Somnia! Thea and Sara both yell things from the outside! Ana and Nina come up close but Nina fakes it and backs off! They both come up again but Nina gets Ana around the waist with a waist-lock! The fans are cheering and Nina gets a couple of elbows in on Ana’s back! Ana spins Nina around and gets her into a chickenwing hold! Nina winces in pain but spins it into a wristlock! Ana hits Nina with an arm drag to get out of it but Nina cartwheels out of it! They come up close and Nina manages to get a knee in but has little effect on Ana as Ana responds with some MMA strikes! Nina falls to the corner and Ana hits Nina with a tough knee then tosses her across the ring and to the mat! The fans are cheering!
Steve White: Joyride and Kill Team X have had their issues as two of the most talented tag teams in the world build a rivalry here on EHWF but tonight - Ana wants to get her hands on Nina and she’s brutalising her with strikes right now!
Chuck Thompson: Ana so tough and so powerful but Nina is a lot more resilient than in their last meetings and you can tell as Nina gets a fair share of counters and reversals in there!
Nina is back up but Ana takes her out with a big lariat! Nina up again but again Ana takes her out! The fans are on their feet! Ana goes for another, this time Nina ducks it and springboards off of the middle ropes! She hits Ana with a springboard dropkick and the fans pick up! Thea shouts encouragement! Nina runs up and gets Ana in a wristlock! Ana pulls Nina into a big midsection thrust then gets her up on her back where she slings Nina off of her back with authority and sends her crashing down to the mat with a big impact! The fans are cheering and Ana taunts her and Thea!
Steve White: Ana dominating here as we’re used to seeing! Nina still trying to stay alive but Ana just send Nina crashing to the mat and she did A LOT of damage with that power that we know she is famous for!
Chuck Thompson: On a side note… Look at these women Steve… I can’t focus on the match - all four of them are complete babes! Goddesses! BAH GAWD!
Ana picks Nina up by her hair and presses her overhead! The fans go wild and Ana walks around with Nina overhead as she taunts Thea on the outside before slamming Nina down with a big overhead press slam! Nina is hurt but she doesn’t want to lose this one and get dominated so when Ana goes down to pick her up, Nina swats a kick into her head out of nowhere! Nina forces herself up and dropkicks Ana’s leg! She gets up and does it again then again and finally gets some traction as Ana holds her thigh in pain and the fans pick up with cheers! Nina springs off of the middle then the top ropes and flies through the air, landing on Ana for a hurricanrana! She hits it but Ana with superior athletic ability, flips in the air and lands on her feet as the fans go NUTS! Nina is shocked! She runs up but Ana ducks and hits her with an armdrag but Nina cartwheels out of it to safety! Nina doubles back and snaps a sidekick into Ana’s midsection! Nina bounces off of the ropes to follow up but Ana runs but and takes her head off with a big lariat! The fans are going WILD!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Ana throwing Nina around like a rag doll and then just taking her head off there! Ana too strong and too fast! Nina can’t keep up and she’s not in good shape after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Ana somewhat surprised and even a little pissed off that Nina seems to keep getting up after all these big moves…!
Ana sends Nina into the ropes then hits her with a big tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! The fans are going wild and Nina screams in pain! Ana digs the boots in with a few stomps before she targets her back some more and sends her into the corner! Ana runs up and starts hitting Nina against the corner with big corner thrusts as the fans go wild! Nina’s back is damaged and the ref stops Ana! Ana pulls Nina out of the corner but to Ana’s surprise, the hurt Nina is still trying to fight back and gets a couple of elbows in on the side of Ana’s face! This pisses Ana off and Ana plants Nina with a big spinebuster! Thea and the fans shrill at the impact as a pissed off Ana gets up and roars
Steve White: Big impact there! Nina so impressive trying to fight back but Ana is overwhelming her! Still, Nina has survived and survived in this match and it’s not over until it’s over!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s true! She’s pissed Ana off even more but she’s been able to put a stop to that sheer dominance that Ana is used to just ending matches with! Nina trying to get up after that one - can she muster something else up or has Ana done too much after that one?
Nina stumbles up to her feet, holding her back but Ana plants her with a sit out spinebuster! Nina is hurt on the mat and Ana taunts Thea on the outside again before picking Nina up! Ana goes for the Slavic Stunner but to everyone’s surprise, Nina reverses it and sends Ana into the ropes! Nina goes for a spinning heel kick on rebound but Ana ducks her leg and then hits Nina with The Сука Silencer! The fans are all on their feet as Ana smirks and covers Nina!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: Welp… Nina put up a good fight and she tried damn hard but Ana Somnia yet again dominates and takes Nina out. Now that Joyride were destined to face Joanna/Misty for the Tag Team Championships but have lost twice to Kill Team X now - where does that leave them!
Chuck Thompson: Kill Team X definitely sending a damn message and staking a big claim to the Tag Team Division here tonight!
Ana and Sara stand over Nina as Ana’s music plays. Thea slides in the ring and crawls over on Nina and checks on her, showing no fear to Ana and Sara as she looks up at them. Sara and Ana smirk at each other as Sara gets a mic and they look down at Thea.
Sara Daniels: Nah, we ain’t gonna beat ya up here. We ain’t even gonna hurt ya. Y’see we know what you guys can do now and now that those ridiculous emo girls are gone, we can all finish what was started.
The fans are all on their feet cheering.
Sara Daniels: TLC at Final Destination was an instant classic, a blockbuster but there was one problem and the problem was Kill Team X wasn’t there… We’ve done MORE than required to get a shot at those belts that clearly belong to us so here it is… At WAR it’s gonna be another blockbuster and everyone is gonna see one of the best matches of all time along with Kill Team X becoming the EHWF World Tag Team Champions.
The fans, now catching on erupt and go wild as Sara waits for them to quiet down while Thea looks up, helping Nina up to a seated position.
Sara Daniels: It’s gonna be Joanna Rissi & Misty Vega vs. Joyride vs. Kill Team X at WAR for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships in a TLC War! It’s TLC 2 and it’s next week so you and the so called Champions better be ready!
Steve White: WHAT!? You gotta be kidding me! TLC War?! It’s gonna be TLC 2 next week and the EHWF World Tag Team Championships are gonna be on the line!
Sara drops the mic and Kill Team X leave the ring. Thea looks out at them as they back up the ramp and the fans are going wild! We fade out to the backstage area.
EARLIER TODAY...
We open up to the parking garage area where we can see the EHWF Hardcore Champion, "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky making his way into the EHWF Amphitheater. Walking by his side is his training partner and tag team partner for the night, the Divine Champion, Brianna Rissi. Bri is walking and talking on the phone while Wilmer walks beside her with a grin on his face. Both of them are carrying their respective championship titles draped over their left shoulders, with Wilmer's forehead showing the scars(more like scabs, really) of his hellacious Hardcore Championship defense. It was then the two would stop in their tracks. Bri nods her head down, causing her sunglasses to nudge down on her nose a bit to get a better look at who was standing before them. That is when the camera slowly turns to the left while keeping the two champions in the frame while also revealing a battered and bruised Van Jam! His left arm is in a sling, but he holds a microphone with a VJ symbol on it and greets the two with a half smile, half wince!
Van Jam: Wilmer! Brianna! I've been waiting here for hours! Glad I didn't miss you two while taking my nap! Any chance I could ask you guys a few questions?
Bri pulls her left hand away from holding the Divine Championship over her shoulder to push her sunglasses back up onto her face and looks over to Wilmer. Wilmer looks over to her while letting out a small chuckle before nodding to her. Bri continues on her way into the arena while Wilmer turns back to Van Jam.
Wilmer Patacky: Unfortunately, Brianna is actually in the middle of a call in interview for the last movie she was in. But I can gladly answer some questions for ya, Vee-Jay! Glad to see you healing up, buddy! And I'm sorry that I wasn't there whenever Alexandria put the beat down on you and Cowbell.
Van Jam gives a small shrug with his shoulders, wincing in pain as he does so before he speaks again.
Van Jam: No worries, boss. It comes with the territory. Cowbell and I are perfectly able to take care of ourselves. She didn't hurt us that badly...
Van Jam quickly looks around after he said that, as if to make sure Alexandria Kendrick was no where to be seen before letting out a small sigh of relief.
Van Jam: Anyways...enough about that! You don't pay me to talk about the times me and Cowbell take an L. This past Monday on Monday Night Mass Murder, you defended the Hardcore Championship in a brutal match against a man who is regarded as a hardcore legend in Japan, Brian "HardKore" Phillips! How are you feeling after he "forked" you up?
Van Jam can't help but let out a small laugh after he asked the question, not really hiding the fact that he thinks himself to be quite hilarious. Wilmer lets out another chuckle as well.
Wilmer Patacky: Good one, Van Jaminator! Well...to be honest, I am still feeling the effects of that match. Brian didn't let the opportunity go to waste, and he really threw everything he had at me. Once I saw that EHWF had signed him while I still had the EHWF Hardcore Championship, I just had to defend it against him. As I said before the match, I jumped at the opportunity when EHWF management asked me if I would like to defend my title on Mass Murder. And I did just as I said I would...I proved just how hardcore I can be, and tonight we are entering this champions versus champions match still as champions.
Van Jam nodded as Wilmer spoke, still visibly looking around nervously as if he was expecting to be jumped from behind.
Van Jam: And what a match that was, Wilmer. I thought he was going to beat you at one point! But no way, Jose! But now that Monday Night Mass Murder is in the rear view, you have an even bigger obstacle ahead of both you and Brianna. As you mentioned, it's champions versus champions when both you and Brianna, the Hardcore and Divine Champions face the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions in Ace Pena, and...and...and...
Van Jam goes off in a Bobby Boucher-like stutter as he tries to form the words of the woman who attacked him back at Aftermath. Wilmer picks up on this, as he answers the unfinished question.
Wilmer Patacky: Oh, boy. Indeed we do have quite an obstacle ahead of us. Not only do we have to face Ace Pena and...my ex-wife. But, whenever you deal with any member of the CPO, it's only to be expected that the other members will be nearby. More so, that pesky little Bash-hole named Brandon Bash. The CPO have gone and shocked the world after what they did to Killer Carter, more so after Black Man cashed in the Feast or Fired briefcase that was given to him. Adam DePaolo...I have taken one championship from you already. And if it comes down to it, I will gladly step up and be the one who takes that EHWF World Championship off your hands as well. I just hope you remember that if you try and decide to make an appearance before your stint as the referee in the main event, Adam. And Brandon...if you try to come out and sick your mountain troll on us, Bri and I have no problem at all bringing the fight to you. The fans want to see us put on a a great match that only wrestlers of our caliber can deliver. And having the CPO come out and steal those moments away because they hate to lose is getting old. I feel that Bri and I are more than capable of stepping up to the CPO and handling what they dish out. I mean, Brianna is a Rissi...that enough should back up that statement. And I have already beaten all of them but Ace Pena. I'm actually excited to finally get to step into the ring with the "new protege" of Brandon Bash. Listen, kid. As a former protege of Bash's...it's not going to end well for you. And as for Alexan...
Van Jam's eyes go wide as Wilmer starts to say the name Alexandria Kendrick. Seeing Van Jam's reaction, Wilmer stops himself from finishing her name.
Wilmer Patacky: ...My ex-wife. Well, I can truthfully say that Bri is even more excited to step into the ring with her than I am. I know that she who will not be named is still reeling at the fact that I beat her when we last faced each other. And I just can't wait to once again mark another notch in the loss column for the CPO. Now, if you'll excuse me, Vee, I have quite a fight ahead of me to prepare for. And don't worry...we're going to get her back for what she did to you and Cowbell.
Wilmer pats Van Jam on the back, who jumps in fear. Wilmer just shakes his head a bit before signalling for Van Jam to follow him. The two turn and walk out of the camera frame as we fade out and cut back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following mixed tag team contest is set for one fall!
The opening to "The Animal" by Disturbed begins to play across the PA system and a wolf howl is heard before the song kicks in. Once it does so, Nathaniel Nitro slowly walks out onto the stage followed by Mina Wilk who steps in front of him and gets down onto one knee and lets out a wolf howl before the two begin to make their way down the ramp.
As the two reach the ring, Wilk rolls under the bottom rope while Nitro walks up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes. He then makes his way to the center of the ring while Wilk once again gets down on one knee in front of him and lets out another wolf howl as "The Animal" fades out as the fans boo.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Nathaniel Nitro and Mina Wilk… The Wolfpack!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… First… Michael Rissi!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
Illa Isabella: And Lastly, his partner… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are going wild! Nate and Michael are circling each other as Nate yells obscenities at Michael! Michael comes close and Nate hangs out the ropes as the ref comes over and stops Michael from progressing! Nate comes from behind and shoves the ref out of the way! He tries to get the jump on the situation but Michael strikes him in the face and Nate falls to the mat! Michael gets on top of Nate and starts beating him with big right hands on the mat as the fans GO WILD! Nate is able to roll under to the apron and the ref controls the match! Nate comes back in and charges Michael but Michael plants him with a big spinebuster! Michael gets up and taunts Nate while he’s down!
Steve White: The worst thing Nate and Mina could have done is walk out on Michael Rissi’s team and try and cost him the match last week at Aftermath! Now Nate Nitro is getting THE FUCK beaten out of him here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Nate Nitro has pretty much become weak as piss! Black Man was right about one thing - he is Bitch Boy Nitro!
Michael yanks Nitro up to his boot and then picks him up and runs him back first into the corner! Michael starts hitting Nitro with big corner thrusts as the fans all cheer! Nitro stumbles out of the corner into a big European Uppercut from Michael Rissi and we see a tooth go flying at Nitro hits the mat in pain! Michael lets Nitro go as he crawls away to his corner and tags in Mina Wilk! Mina gets in the ring and berates Nitro and slaps him as the fans go wild! Mina continues to rage at Nitro as Michael tags in Joanna and the fans erupt with cheers!
Steve White: Nitro getting the shit beaten through him there and he has no choice but to tag in Mina Wilk! Mina not happy with the pathetic effort from her ‘man’ here tonight as she comes into this match!
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi making Nate Nitro pay for his actions at Aftermath! In come Mina and Joanna!
Mina screams and charges at Joanna! Joanna gets Mina in a quick waist lock! Mina elbows Joanna off of her! Mina with a slap! Joanna with a right hand! Mina with a left jab! Joanna boot Mina in the gut! Joanna tosses Mina into the ropes! Mina comes back and Joanna hits her with Heaven’s Light Wheelbarrow Bulldog! Mina gets planted on the mat face first! The fans are going wild! Joanna lines Mina up but then turns around and hits Nate with a Bouncing Fish! Nate falls off of the apron! Joanna chains it into another Bouncing Fish into Mina! Joanna then chains that one into Pele Kick and Mina is down! Joanna runs up and springboards off of the second ropes and hits Mina with a big moonsault! Joanna scouts Mina as she gets up all groggy but she’s able to thumb Joanna in the eye and fall to the corner! Nate tags himself back in!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! What offense! Joanna all over Nate and Mina here tonight as Mina is forced back to her corner and Nate tags in!
Chuck Thompson: Nate tags himself in to charge at the smaller Joanna but pussied out when it came time to take on Michael Rissi! Fuck this guy, man!
Nate runs up and tries to go for Burnout The Nitro from behind but Joanna ducks him! Nate turns around right into Celestial Shot from Joanna! The fans are going wild! Joanna tags Michael back in and the fans erupt! Michael picks Joanna up and tosses her in the air then brings her down on Nate on the mat for a big aided leg drop splash! The fans are going wild! Nate is all disoriented and gets up, holding his head and torso! Michael pops him up then brings him down into Hazard Dawn! The fans all get to their feet! Michael covers as they make quick work of The Wolfpack! The fans boo as Mina goes to rush in but Joanna intercepts her and lifts her up then drops her down right into a huge Celestial Shot Superkick! The fans go wild and the ref counts Michael’s cover!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Michael Rissi and one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi
Steve White: Well they did it! They did it and it’s over! Michael and Joanna make quick work of Nate and Wilk here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Now what’s happening?!
Michael drags Nate out of the ring and drags him up the ramp! The fans are going wild but Joanna holds her arms out to the side as she looks like she has no idea what’s going on! Michael punches Nate in the side of the head and he falls up the stage!
Michael Rissi: You wanna ditch out on my match? Huh!? You wanna fuck with me, you little bitch boy!?
Michael tosses Nate up the stage and the two disappear behind the curtain backstage as Joanna follows up the ramp.
Steve White: Michael Rissi beating the fuck out of Nate Nitro on the stage there and now they’ve disappeared backstage!
We come in backstage and we try to find where they’ve gone! We see Michael toss Nate down some steps and then pick Nate back up and slam him into a steel roller door! He slams Nate again and again then pulls him back and slams him into the crumpling door as Nate yells out in pain! The roller door opens up and reveals the loading bay!
Steve White: Now what?! Michael has dragged Nate backstage and is beating the fuck out of him and now they’re in the loading bay
Michael tosses Nate Nitro into the side of a truck then comes over and grabs Nitro by the head and drags him over to a giant crate in the centre of the room. We hear forklifts around them but then we hear screaming from Mina Wilk as she rushes out! She rushes towards Michael but Joanna comes up behind her and hits her with a forearm to the back of the head as she falls to the concrete!
Steve White: Mina down to the concrete now!
Michael presses Nate over head and slams him into the crate as the fans all cheer watching on the tron! Joanna picks up Mina and whips her over to Michael who presses her up and tosses her into the crate! The fans are going wild as Mina and Nate are slammed into the crate! Michael grabs the lid and slams it down, locking them inside as Joanna hands Michael the padlock which he fixes to the top!
Steve White: Uh oh! What the fuck is Michael doing? He just tossed The Wolfpack in that huge crate! What the fuck is he doing!? Where’s he sending them?
Michael grabs one of the labels and sticks it on the side of the crate! Joanna hands Michael a marker and Michael starts writing on it as the camera pans over and catches what he writes! On the side of the crate we see…
… SEND: Back to the Indies
Steve White: BAH GAWD! They’re outta here!!
Michael, with great strength, lifts the crate up on his shoulder then shoves it in the back of the DHL shipping container on the back of the truck. Michael grabs the doors and slams them shut then smacks the side of the truck. The truck takes off out of the arena and the fans go wild. Michael turns back to the camera.
Michael Rissi: There go the rest of the fucking losers in this joint that thought they could pull a fast one over on me… You think I give a fuck who you people are? Scorpion failed as usual and now look where he is… GONE! He tried at Final Destination and he tried at Aftermath and now he’s fucking gone again because I put him down. Nitro and Wilk thought they could help him out and get one over on me and now their pathetic careers are FINISHED…
The fans go wild as Michael Rissi cuts a promo in the loading bay.
Michael Rissi: But just like I said on Monday Night Mass Murder… Sah’ta Thor had the same idea of trying to take me out and align with Scorpion. BIG mistake. Thor, you’re not Scorpion - you’re still signed to EHWF and you might be bitching out and ducking me now seeing you’re absent here tonight as you also were on Monday night but you gotta pay for your damn crimes!
The fans are cheering as they watch on the tron.
Michael Rissi: So lets do it… I’m challenging you to a match at WAR! Some come out of your hiding hole and grow a pair and take your punishment you stupid son of a bitch!
Michael storms off and we hear the fans going wild as we cut back to the ring!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following mixed tag team contest is set for one fall!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… The other half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
"I Will Not Bow" hits the PA System as multi coloured lights hits the arena and everyone in the crowd starts going nuts and crazy with cheers! Brianna Rissi appears on the stage and waves out to the screaming fans, performing some theatrics before she runs down the ramp and high fives the fans on her way down. She jumps up on the apron and flips her way into the ring where she makes her way to the ropes. Brianna celebrates against the ropes with the fans and makes her way to the ring, raising her arms and waiting for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… First… She is the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
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ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he threw his right hand up into the air to show off the EHWF Hardcore Championship to the world! Wilmer looks up at the championship with a look of joy on his face as he lowers his arm back down to his side, looking out at the crowd and nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then suddenly make a break for it down the ramp and slide into the ring underneath the bottom rope before quickly pushing himself up to his feet! Wilmer would then spin around in circles with his arms spread out, the Hardcore Championship swinging around as he spins his way to the center of the ring. Wilmer would then suddenly stop and slowly raise his right arm into the air, once again showing off the Hardcore Championship as he continues to nod his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would do a little bit of skanking around in the ring with the title before handing it over to the referee and backing into his corner. Wilmer gets in a few last minute stretches while he awaits for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And lastly tonight… Her partner… The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Wilmer Patacky
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Alexandria shouts insults at Wilmer while he circles with Ace in the ring! They continue circling for a moment before tying up in the centre of the ring! They come to a stalemate at the start! Ace arm drags Wilmer but Wilmer flips out of it to his feet then gets Ace in a standing armbar! Ace twists it into a wristlock! Wilmer gets Ace into a hammerlock but Ace steps through and counters it into a chickenwing! Wilmer drops down and hits Ace with a drop toehold! Wilmer tries to get Ace into a face lock on the mat as the fans go wild but Ace rolls out of it into a jackknife cover attempt!
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Steve White: The talent, the speed, the resilience from both of these men tonight is incredible! Counter after counter, reversal after reversal! They two are putting on a real masterclass in the right right now!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer wants this win as Bash and The CPO have made him public enemy number one! Can get get the win here tonight though or will his ex-wife walk away with even more momentum tonight?
They lock up once more! Ace with a right hand! Wilmer with a knee to the gut! Wilmer hoists Ace up on his back and slams him into the corner then starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! The fans love the action! Wilmer whips Ace out of the corner and sends him into the opposing corner then runs up and hits Ace with a running corner high knee! Ace falls out of the corner and Wilmer picks him up, hitting him with a big belly to belly suplex! Ace gets hit on the mat with authority but with great strength, Wilmer keeps hold of Ace and slams him down with a big German Suplex and bridges it!
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Steve White: Wilmer overpowering Ace right now as he tries to really damage him but can only get the near fall! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer doing his best there! Both men hurt and tired after their skirmish there but they’re still going! Can Ace muster something here before Wilmer takes control tonight?
Ace kicks out! Ace springs off of the middle ropes and hits Wilmer with a hurricanrana! Ace waits for Wilmer to sit up and runs a big kick but Wilmer ducks it and kicks up! Wilmer runs and Ace gives chase but Wilmer springs up to the second then top rope and then hits Ace with a flying dropkick! The fans are going wild! Wilmer gets Ace into a headlock then dives down and hits Ace with a big headlock takedown! Ace is down and Wilmer gets the fans going! Wilmer gets to the top rope and calls for The Great Frog-Bow! Wilmer gets to the top and slaps his elbow but Alexandria steps through the aprons and shakes the top rope! Wilmer falls on the turnbuckle and hurts his legs and back as Ace gets up and jumps on the turnbuckle and hits Wilmer with a step up enziguri! The fans go wild as Wilmer falls and Ace covers him!
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Steve White: Blatant distraction from Alexandria there and it lets Ace capitalise with big athletic ability and get the near fall! It could have been all over there!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria hates Wilmer more than anything and she almost cost him a big one there! Wilmer not looking good after that one as Ace gets a very near fall!
The fans go wild but Alexandria cops some boos for that one! Ace picks up Wilmer and hits him in the head with a right hand then another then another then another! Ace tosses Wilmer in the corner then runs up for Phantasm but Wilmer ducks it and Ace gets his leg hung up on the turnbuckle! Ace falls out of the corner and holds his leg in pain but Wilmer grabs Ace and plants him with a big snap suplex! The fans are going NUTS but both Wilmer and Ace are hurt on the mat and exhausted! Brianna smacks the turnbuckle and Wilmer gets up and dive tags her in! Ace slides across the ring and tags in Alexandria as the crowd ERUPTS!
Steve White: Alexandria and Brianna are coming into this one now and the fans are going NUTS! What a match!!
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! These two goddesses are gonna go at it right now!
Alexandria and Brianna run at each other but Brianna hits Alexandria with a takedown then starts hitting her with big fists in a ground and pound on the mat as the fans go wild! They both get up and Brianna gets Alexandria up on her back as Alexandria looks around in shock! With great strength Brianna hits Alexandria with a big samoan drop! Brianna rolls out of it with a lot of strength with Alexandria still on her back and gets her up! Brianna hits Alexandria with a big rollout slam and covers Alexandria in the centre of the ring!
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Steve White: These two going at it with intensity right now but Brianna getting the upper hand and planting Alexandria around the ring and getting a near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Impressive strength from Brianna there but just as impressive Alexandria was able to kick out somehow!
The fans are all on their feet! Brianna whips Alexandria into the corner and she’s all over her as she runs up and hits Alexandria with a big running corner splash! Brianna pulls her out to follow up with a Beautiful Bulldog but Alexandria pushes Brianna off of her into the ropes then runs up and takes Brianna out with a diving body block! The fans are all on their feet! Alexandria springs off of the ropes for a moonsault but Brianna gets her knees up! Alexandria catches her knees and goes for a Boston Crab! They fight and Brianna sends Alexandria flying into the mat! Brianna gets up and springs off of the middle then the top rope and hits Alexandria with a corkscrew moonsault and takes her out! The fans are all on their feet and go wild!
Steve White: Fans are on their feet! Everyone is going wild as Alexandria and Brianna try to out do each other! Alexandria fighting refuge but Brianna coming right back!
Chuck Thompson: Pure speed, talent and high flying offence in the ring right now as the fans go wild for this BLOCKBUSTER!
Alexandria smacks the mat in frustration! Brianna picks her up and tosses her into the ropes! Alexandria comes back but she thumbs Brianna in they eye! Alexandria snarls and spins a kick into Brianna then rakes Brianna’s chest and finally hits Brianna with an elbow into the face! Brianna falls into the corner! Alexandria runs up but Brianna bursts out with a clothesline! Alexandria ducks it and rolls Brianna up but Brianna rolls up to her feet! They get up but Alexandria drop-kicks Brianna down to the mat! Alexandria goes for her Spinning Backfist but ducks it and tags in Wilmer Patacky! Wilmer launches himself over the top rope and hits Alexandria with a flying clothesline! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Wilmer tags in and takes out his ex-wife! Can he pin her here tonight and really take it to Alexandria and The CPO!
Chuck Thompson: These two hate each others guts! Wilmer can take advantage of the hurt and tired Alexandria and win this one!
Wilmer grabs Alexandria but she rakes his eyes and then boots him in the groin! Wilmer falls to the mat and the fans boo but the exhausted and hurt Alexandria falls in the corner and tags in Ace! Ace launches himself over the top rope and hits Wilmer with a flying elbow drop! The fans go wild! Wilmer gets up holding his torso and groin! Ace grabs Wilmer but he has enough strength to elbow him in the head! Ace falls back! Wilmer tries to get up! Alexandria jumps the ropes and lines Wilmer up! She berates him before going for End Game but Brianna cuts her off with pure speed and takes her out with a big spear! The fans go WILD! Wilmer checks on Brianna but Ace spins him around and slaps him in the chest then dropkicks him square in the chest down to the mat! Wilmer is down and hurt and Ace points up as the fans boo! Ace starts to climb to the top rope as the fans get loud!!
Steve White: Fans are going wild! Alexandria trying to take Wilmer out but Brianna spears her out of the ring! Ace taking advantage and taking Wilmer down and now Ace wants to end it!
Chuck Thompson: Ace is going up high to end this one!
Ace gets to the top rope! Brianna grabs him from the apron but Alexandria on the outside grabs Brianna’s legs! Ace kicks Brianna in the head and Alexandria pulls her off as they spill out to the outside and lie on the floor hurt! Ace catches himself on the turnbuckle! They don’t know if Brianna gave Wilmer enough time as he’s still flat in the centre of the ring! Ace gets is balance and gets to the top rope again and leaps off, hitting Wilmer with Thrillers Peak! It looks like Ace gets all the flying offence impact but Wilmer has his elbow up and gets Ace in the small package! They struggle! The fans GO WILD! Wilmer still in the package, gets Ace up and then picks him up into a driver on the mat hitting The Nocturnal Emission outta nowhere! THE FANS LOSE IT! Wilmer covers in the package!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi… and The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Wilmer Patacky
Steve White: It’s over! It’s over! What a damn match! Wilmer with the Nocturnal Emission out of nowhere! That was amazing! I didn’t see that coming! Wilmer and Brianna win it here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: A massive win! I thought Ace hit it and had this won but Wilmer out of nowhere with his last stand, countering with Nocturnal Emission and he wins and strikes at the heart of Bash and The CPO!
We cut to the crowd and we see Alexandria and Brianna trading blows in the crowd as the fans go wild! They fight in the crowd before disappearing out an exit!
Steve White: Brianna and Alexandria brawling in the crowd as the bell rung there and they’re really going at it!!
Chuck Thompson: They start a brawl in the stands and now Brianna and Alexandria with such hatred, disappear backstage as they keep fighting!
Wilmer gets up and looks at Ace as Ace gets up and it looks like they’re gonna brawl again but we see Stephen Sebastian come in the ring from behind! Wilmer turns around and Stephen runs up and knocks Wilmer down with powerful impact! The fans boot as Stephen and Ace stomp out Wilmer on the mat and ambush him!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The CPO are ambushing an already hurt Wilmer after this match!
Chuck Thompson: Get him outta there!
Stephen and Ace stomp Wilmer out on the mat! Ace starts to drop some knees on Wilmer and Wilmer is bleeding and busted open as we see Brandon Bash come over at ringside! Bash smirks as he watches them beat down Wilmer.
Steve White: And that man there! That pathetic man, Brandon Bash watches on as he orchestrates yet another beat down here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is in trouble here tonight!
Stephen picks up Wilmer and plants him down hard with a powerful powerbomb on the mat! Wilmer yells in pain as he holds his back! Wilmer is bleeding and bruised and can barely move after all of this but Brandon Bash signals for Stephen and Ace to leave him! They slide out and stand by Bash as he smirks.
Brandon Bash: Look at you now… Don’t worry - it won’t be much longer but it won’t be here…
Brandon Bash speaks as he looks at the struggling Wilmer! Brandon Bash backs up the ramp with his boys as the fans all boo him!
Steve White: Brandon Bash sending a message to Wilmer here tonight as The CPO beat him down after his match! Brutal!
As Bash and Co gets to the top of the stage… The LIGHTS SUDDENLY GO OUT!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck?! The lights are out! What’s happening!? Who is it!?
The lights flicker on and Bash points out at the ring as does Ace as they look confused! The fans go nuts as we see Lord Raab appear in the ring! The fans ROAR as Lord Raab stands over Wilmer with the Feast or Fired Briefcase! Bash looks confused as they back off further up the ramp.
Steve White: BAH GAWD! LORD RAAB! LORD RAAB!
Chuck Thompson: Is he taking advantage here tonight?! Is he gonna cash in right now!
Lord Raab: Wilmer… You and I are no strangers to each other just like we’re no strangers to the EHWF Hardcore Championship…We’ve both fought for that title many times and we’ve both fought EACH OTHER for that title many times…
The fans go wild as Lord Raab stands there and raises the case up as Wilmer, bloody and bruised looks up at Raab.
Lord Raab: I don’t know what beef you have with those pieces of shit up there on the stage and personally I don’t care… they’re gonna have to wait…
The fans cheer! The CPO are pissed off and Ace and Bash have to hold Stephen back on the ramp!
Lord Raab: I’m not gonna cash in on your now… I’m not gonna take the easy way out and I’m not gonna take advantage of you… Instead, I’m cashing in at WAR where once again we’ll do battle for a title that we’ve been fighting each other for, for years now. At WAR The EHWF Hardcore Championship becomes mine once again… At WAR… I take you into the flames… At WAR this time I win…
Wilmer looks confused but the fans go wild as Lord Raab hands his briefcase to the ref then picks Wilmer up and plants him with a massive Killerbuster! Brandon Bash smirks on the stage and the fans go wild as Lord Raab looks down at the out Wilmer.
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Lord Raab is cashing in on Wilmer for the Hardcore Championship at WAR and he just planted poor Wilmer who has had one heck of a night! These two no strangers to each other for the EHWF Hardcore Championship… now they do it all again next week!
Lord Raab raises his hands as his fiery pyro shoots out of the turnbuckles and his music hits with Brandon Bash looking on at the flames! We see Lord Raab stand over Wilmer’s motionless body as we fade out to a promo for WAR!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following main event contest is set for one fall!
Rollin' hits the PA system as Black Man comes out in referee gear to boos from the fans! The new EHWF Champion holds the EHWF title belt up to more boos as he gets in the ring and waits for the competitors to come out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Your Guest Referee for tonight… The EHWF Champion… Black Man!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And now… First up… Chemic!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And his opponent in this contest tonight… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Zoe is weary of Black Man who is smirking in his refs uniform. The fans are cheering for Zoe and she starts to circle the ring with Chemic! The fans shout at Black Man as they know he’s there to mess with Zoe but Zoe ties up with Chemic anyway! Chemic with a mean knee in on Zoe who is clearly still bruised from last week! Chemic tosses Zoe into the corner! Chemic runs up for a corner splash but Zoe dives out of the way and Chemic eats the corner! Zoe snaps a kick in on Chemic then backs off and goes for a running corner move but Black Man steps in front of Chemic forcing Zoe to stop! As Black Man protects Chemic, Zoe starts to argue with him but Black Man just smirks!
Steve White: Black Man the guest ref tonight and no doubt he’s going to try and screw Zoe out of a win here in this match! Zoe the number one contender will come up against the fresh EHWF Champion Black Man who won the title last week at Aftermath!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man ambushed Killer Carter with The CPO and then cashed in his Feast or Fired case! Zoe McDraven outlasted a entire team and fought tooth and nail until she was beaten and bloody to win a shot at the title!
Zoe continues to argue with Black Man but just before it gets heated, Chemic blasts through off of the distraction and hits her with a big body block! The fans boo and Black Man laughs! Chemic pulls Zoe up and knees her in the midsection then blasts her with an elbow into the corner! He runs up but Zoe jumps up and he runs into her boot! Zoe gets to the top rope and launches herself off, hitting Chemic with a big flying crossbody! The fans go wild! Zoe springs off of the top rope and turns around, hitting Chemic with a Dragonrana and hooking his leg! Black Man however refuses to count the pinfall and the fans all boo! Zoe gets up and gets in Black Man’s face!
Steve White: Zoe McDraven trying to fight here tonight but Black Man making it as hard as he can and he’s screwing Zoe right now!
Chuck Thompson: This is bullshit! They should have just had Zoe vs. Black Man for the title instead of this shit! How is this fair!?
Chemic chops Zoe in the back of the head! Chemic then body slams her down to the mat! The fans are booing this match and Black Man is taking it all in! Chemic picks Zoe up and pulls her in for Chemical Plant but she nabs him in the ribs and pushes him off of her then hits him with a roundhouse to the head! Chemic falls back and Zoe springboards off and hits him with a cutter! The fans go nuts! Zoe shoves Black Man out of the way! Black Man doesn’t appreciate it as Zoe hits Chemic with Shockwave! The fans go wild and Black Man looks pissed off as Zoe stands up and points at Black Man then signals around her waist!
Steve White: Zoe sending a message to Black Man and The CPO right now and Black Man isn’t happy at all after that one!
Chuck Thompson: How the heck is Zoe supposed to win though?!
Chemic is down and Zoe turns around and lines him up! Chemic gets up all groggy and stumbles around! Zoe gets the fans going as they erupt! Zoe hits Chemic with Crazy Trigger! Chemic is down and Chemic is hurt! He gets to his hands and knees and holds his head as Zoe comes behind him and wraps her legs around then grabs him around the neck and locks him in the deadly Kinetic Energy! Zoe has it locked it tight! Chemic struggles in the hold! Black Man looks around! He looks worried! He doesn’t know what to do! Chemic is in trouble and he’s about to either tap or pass out! Black Man looks around and then just starts to stomp out Zoe! Black Man starts stomping out Zoe as she lets go of Chemic and yells in pain! Black Man digs the boots in and the officials on the outside ring the bell!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner via a disqualification… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven
Steve White: It’s over! Black Man lost it and he attacked Zoe! Zoe wins by DQ but now Black Man is stoping her out!!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man isn’t gonna let Zoe get to WAR!
Black Man picks Zoe up and plants her with a sideslam! The fans are booing as Black Man gets a couple more stomps in! Black Man goes to pick Zoe up to finish her off! Zoe suddenly hit Black Man with a low blow and the fans go wild! Black Man falls and Zoe hits him with Shockwave! The fans erupt with cheers!
Steve White: Zoe fighting back! Zoe fighting back! Black Man beat the crap out of her but she’s saying she’s not gonna take it and she just took him out!
Zoe goes to climb the top rope for Supernova Flash but we see Brandon Bash and Ace Pena run down to the ring! Zoe gets down and jumps the barricade! Zoe escapes through the crowd while Brandon and Ace help Black Man up who looks pissed! Zoe gets a mic in the top stands of the crowd and speaks as the fans go wild!
Zoe McDraven: Hey Black Man! You and your little assholes there might think you have this one in the bag but nothing could be further from the truth! Black Man! You suck and tonight you just proved it! I still won the match and guess what - your plan failed… I’m still standing so it looks like you’re gonna have to face me at WAR after all you pussy!
The fans go wild! Black Man shoves Ace and Brandon off of him as he gets a mic and looks at Zoe in the stands.
Black Man: You think you’re good enough to beat me!? Huh!? A failure like you against a legend like me! Don’t make me laugh you stupid bitch!
Zoe McDraven: I know I’m good enough to beat you! Bring all your little CPO losers if your want, Black Man because I love having the deck stacked against me - I thrive with the deck stacked against me. They said I couldn’t make it to EHWF and I proved them wrong. They said I couldn’t become Hardcore Champion and I proved them wrong. They said I wouldn’t win the EHWF World Championship and in 2019 I proved them wrong again and they said I’d never make it to the hall of fame and guess what… I proved them wrong… Now at WAR I’m gonna prove everyone wrong again and take back the EHWF World Championship!
Black Man: You’ll never see this fucking title you hear me! NEVER! I’m The Legend Black Man! I am this company! I am this business and I am this fucking title!
Zoe McDraven: Legend?! What kind of legend are you? You’re a nobody Black Man and I’m gonna prove that at WAR! There are hall of famers on the roster right now that are 100x better than you, myself included. That’s why I hope you bring Brandon Bash and the rest of your CPO to try and screw me out of the title Black Man, because it’s just going to show everyone what a little punk bitch you are even more when I still beat you!
Zoe drops the mic and raises her arms as she signals around her waist! The fans celebrate with her as her music plays and Black Man looks on in seething rage and anger!
Steve White: Well ladies and gentlemen that’s all we have time for and I for one can’t WAIT for WAR next week! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Killer Carter, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to Saturday Night Mayhem!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Mayhem comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Saturday Night Mayhem and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem - We are one week away from EHWF WAR but we’re on the backlash from EHWF Aftermath! There is SO MUCH going on here in EHWF including a NEW EHWF Champion in Black Man! That’s right - no one expected it but it happened and now The CPO are ruling this place! Killer Carter didn’t even get to get started here in EHWF as The Champion where last week Alexandria Kendrick appeared during Carter’s address to the fans and took her out which lead to Black Man cashing in his Feast or Fired Case on Carter and once again becoming the EHWF Champion! Brandon Bash and Black Man along with their CPO now have a tight strangle hold over EHWF but what will the rest of the EHWF Roster have to say about it?
Steve White: Zoe McDraven was the Soul Survivor in the Team Rissi vs. Team Scorpion tag team main event at Aftermath and as a reward she has been named Black Man’s number one contender for this new title! Tonight - Zoe McDraven goes head to head with Chemic in the main event and Black Man will be there at ringside watching the whole thing! No doubt The CPO and Bash have Black Man’s protection on their minds heading into WAR but will they let Zoe McDraven make it to next Sunday or will they put her in the hospital just like they did to Killer Carter! This main event is gonna be hectic!
Chuck Thompson: Killer Carter couldn’t survive as a World Champion but one person who missed out last week was Alexandria Kendrick who was set to face Carter for the title but instead chose to remain loyal to her Dad and The CPO and help Black Man win it! Tonight Alexandria Kendrick teams with her fellow Mixed Tag Team Championship partner Ace Pena to take on her most hated rival and one of the biggest thorns in the side of Brandon Bash and The CPO; Wilmer Patacky and his partner Brianna Rissi in a MASSIVE Champions vs. Champions mixed tag team main event! I can’t wait to see how this one unfolds!
Steve White: That’s gonna be huge but we also have The Nitro Family who have fallen off the wagon in disgrace lately! Joey Nitro is facing a No Confidence Motion from Fernandez Gomez and Brandon Bash tonight but Nate Nitro and Mina Wilk have lost their titles and have walked out on matches in a massive shift in their demeanour as they try to hide behind Uncle Joey! They walked out on Team Rissi last week at Aftermath and now that may cost them as a pissed off Michael Rissi will team with his wife Joanna Rissi to take on Nate Nitro and Mina Wilk in mixed tag team action and lemme tell ya - I’d hate to be Nitro and Wilk tonight!
Chuck Thompson: And we have a massive rivalry brewing as the EHWF World Tag Team division really heats up here in EHWF! Kill Team X defeated Joyride last week at Aftermath but Joyride were still able to save face and attack Ana and Sara after the match then hightail it outta there! Ana and Sara were pissed off big time at the embarrassment but tonight - as both teams try to claim a stake at becoming challengers to the Tag Team belts - we’ll see Ana Somnia go one on one with Nina Chanel as talent overflows in this amazing new rivalry!
Steve White: So much going into tonight! A huge card for Mayhem right before the massive WAR event! We have so much intensity surrounding all of the EHWF Titles heading into WAR not to mention a flurry of other big rivalries and the emerging CPO dominance!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
Cameras go backstage with Konrad, and Lord Raab standing by, being known as Brothers Of Balance, competing in only their third ever match together. It's been a long while they have teamed up, considering Konrad's focus on the Junior Heavyweight title still being important to him, considering Konrad's been champion for eleven months now, and it didn't seem like anyone was going to stop him. Or so he thought when he nearly lost the title to Wilmer at Aftermath a few weeks ago. Konrad shook his head, as so does Lord Raab, being disgusted with how things are coming into place. Konrad begins to speak.
Konrad Raab: "I got to say, it's shameful that I had to use a steel chair to save Wilmer a couple of weeks ago because that's not usually what I do, not at all because obviously, that's more what Lord Raab would do. Then Aftermath came around, and yeah, needless to say, if that rat Cliff Maxwell didn't cost Wilmer and me the match, Wilmer would've won the match hands down as he did superkick me, right before he would've pinned me for the win and take the Junior Heavyweight title."
Lord Raab: "A rat bastard at that for trying to cost Konrad every single match he has. I don't know why you respect Wilmer or anything as a wrestler, but he keeps stating how I will cash in on him and honestly, I forgot I had the briefcase around because it doesn't mean anything to me. Besides, while it's nice to have the hardcore title around my waist again, that's not what this monster wants; well, what we want is the tag titles as Brothers Of Balance team."
Konrad Raab: "That as well, although I always had a dream of being a Junior Heavyweight champion for many years and managed to get it after all the hard work I've done to drop a lot of pounds to be the star I am. I'm, in fact, say I'm underweight for this division now, but I'm still classified as someone who's gone and accomplished everything I've ever done in the Junior Heavyweight division. So Wilmer, if you want a Junior Heavyweight rematch where rats like Cliff Maxwell are banned from ringside, all you got to do is ask, and I will happily grant your wish, like the rest of the Junior Heavyweight wrestlers; as well."
There was a small pause for a second as this was the main problem for Konrad, but a massive strength for Lord Raab and he takes the microphone from Konrad, patting him on his shoulder.
Lord Raab: "Konrad here has problems with this emotion, but I fucking don't, you fucking bastard. Cliff, you have caused nothing but hell for Konrad, and why? Because you're jealous of his title reign of being a great Junior Heavyweight champion. You don't even look like a Junior Heavyweight wrestler. You're one of those rat bastard bosses who think they have everything under control, trying to screw my brother around for something he's worked long and hard in his years. I could never be a Junior Heavyweight champion and do what he did. I can, however, fuck you up, Cliff. You shouldn't even be a fucking boss in this company, you piece of shit. I will do everything it takes to get you so injured and fucked up that you will never live to see the light of day on ever screwing my brother around ever again."
Of course, Konrad could never let out this anger that Lord Raab can process as he's more the respectful one, and Raab was the violent and ruthless wrestler who is why the dynamic of Brothers of Balance works.
Lord Raab: "I will make sure I will break your damn arm and leg, making sure you will never cost Konrad anymore Junior Heavyweight matches, and I don't know a damn thing about you, Solomon Graham, but I want Cliff's damn fucking head knocked off from it and throw his entire body into a pitiful of garbage, waiting for him outside."
Konrad Raab: "Markus, I don't think that will happen. While Markus doesn't know what to say about Solomon Graham, I do as he did save me from Cliff, trying to cash in the briefcase in a cheap, slimy way. Thank goodness for that because while I agree with Markus, you don't really look like a Junior Heavyweight, but I want to face you in a legit match where we're both are one hundred per cent and can see who the better wrestler is. Of course, I know Solomon will bring a fair and respectful match for us, and I grant that because I want things to be fair. However, Brothers of Balance, as Markus says, need to climb up the tag team ladder, and we need this win to earn ourselves the tag team titles."
Lord Raab: "Because nobody would team with Konrad, and we want to make a history of being the first-ever German tag team in the entire world to be tag champions, making Germany and our homeland Cologne proud of us, despite how much of a bastard I can be, but only to people like Cliff Maxwell who deserve every bit of punishment they get from me. We have the most chemistry between us, and we aren't letting some pathetic idiots beat us and knock us off the tag team title ladder. Prepare to be Raabinated by Brothers Of Balance bitches."
Konrad and Markus high five each other, and they wait behind the curtain to wait to be called out as the cameras go back at ringside with the ring announcer, ready to call out the first set of wrestlers for that very match to take place right now on EHWF Mayhem.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one single fall!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.
Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.
Illa Isabella: First Tonight… Solomon Graham!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And next… His Partner for Tonight… Cliff Maxwell!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and white trousers with a blue and white mask with black gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Illa Isabella: And their opponents tonight… Lord Raab and the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab… The Brothers of Balance!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: The Brothers of Balance vs. Cliff Maxwell & Solomon Graham
The bell sounds and Konrad wants to start but we see Solomon and Cliff arguing in the corner with the ref in between them. The fans are cheering but the ref tells them they need to start the match and after an intense stare down, Cliff flips both Solomon and Konrad off and smirks his way out to the apron. Solomon isn’t amused but he comes to the centre of the ring and the fans cheer as Konrad and Solomon circle each other and bump fists. Konrad and Solomon tie up in the center! Solomon overpowers Konrad and gets him in a hammerlock from behind! Konrad with a mean elbow to the face! Solomon falls off of him! Konrad hits Solomon with a boxing right! He goes for a left jab but Solomon ducks it! Solomon gets Konrad in a chinlock from behind and the fans are going wild! Solomon overpowers Konrad again and this time hits him with a Euro Uppercut! Konrad falls in the corner! Solomon with a corner splash but Konrad dives out of the way and Solomon hits the corner! Konrad springs off of the middle ropes and hits Solomon with a springboard flying axe handle to the head as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Solomon Graham unmasked last week by his mortal enemy Cliff Maxwell and tonight he’s teaming with him! It’s amazing to have Solomon here in EHWF but he has a lot of work ahead of him!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad Raab with some impressive flying offense there but Solomon in firm control so far! Can Solomon make it work with Cliff tonight?!
Konrad Raab springs off of the middle ropes for a springboard dropkick but Solomon scouts him this time and grabs his legs and plants him on the canvas! The fans are going wild! Solomon grabs Konrad by the head and picks him up then shoots him into the corner hard! Konrad holds his side as Solomon runs up and hits Konrad with a corner splash! Solomon with a boot to Konrad’s back and then he goes for The Triforce Choke but Konrad with a short and desperate elbow behind him to Solomon’s face! Konrad pushes Solomon off of him and then dive tags in Lord Raab as the fans go WILD! Lord Raab comes in! Solomon gets up and goes to tag in Cliff but Cliff drops off of the apron and the fans boo as Cliff smirks! Solomon looks pissed but he turns around right into a big boot from Lord Raab! Raab covers Solomon!
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Steve White: Lord Raab with a big boot and he covers Solomon but Solomon kicks out! Solomon formally Sidius Grimm is out to accomplish his goals here in EHWF but first he wants to deal with Cliff Maxwell!
Chuck Thompson: And its not easy when he’s your partner! Konrad and Solomon had a moment last week at Aftermath when Solomon saved him from Cliff cashing in but tonight there is a lot on the line in this tag team contest!
Lord Raab picks Solomon up and hits him with a big right hand! He hits him with another then another but Solomon comes back with a boot to the gut! Solomon with a forearm to Raab’s head! Raab blocks a strike then hits Solomon with a right hand! Lord Raab drops Solomon with a big uppercut! Solomon is down! Raab waits for him to sit up then he bounces off of the ropes! Raab goes for the dropkick but Solomon rolls out of the way and Raab lands on the mat! Solomon is quicker and he boots Raab in the side of the head! Raab gets up and lunges at Solomon but Solomon gets around him with the waistlock! Raab tries an elbow but Solomon pushes him away into the ropes! Lord Raab comes back but Solomon hits Lord Raab with the big knee strike to the chest! Solomon knows he has to follow up and does as he gets back to his feet and hits Lord Raab with a big Regal Cutter! Solomon is hurt but he wants to end this and crawls back to his feet and uses his ropes to get back up! Cliff Maxwell tags himself into the match and the fans boo as Solomon is PISSED!
Steve White: Cliff Maxwell with a dirty blind tag and Solomon is pissed as this teaming falls apart!
Chuck Thompson: Solomon doing all the work and Cliff blind tagging himself in now!
Cliff comes into the ring but Solomon gets in his way and shoves him! Cliff shoves him back and the ref comes to break it up! Solomon yells at Cliff then deals with the ref! While the ref is distracted, Cliff takes a chain out of his side and wraps it around his fist! When the ref moves, Cliff blindsides Solomon and punches him in the side of the head with Power Punch! The fans all boo and Konrad looks confused on the apron! Cliff argues with the ref as Solomon rolls out of the ring in pain! The ref and Cliff argue and Cliff tells the ref to fuck off! Cliff turns back to the downed Lord Raab in the ring but suddenly Lord Raab sits up, beaming back into action! Cliff looks shocked and shakes his head as Raab gets up! Cliff goes and runs at him but Lord Raab hits Cliff with a big boot to the skull before he can hit Power Punch! The fans cheer as Cliff is down and his plan comes undone!
Steve White: Cliff with the attack and assault on his own partner Solomon there then trying to pick up something off the back of Solomon’s hard work but Lord Raab putting down Cliff Maxwell there!!
Chuck Thompson: That big boot stopping Cliff in his tracks as The Brothers of Balance are impressing tonight! Cliff and Solomon can’t work together here tonight!
Lord Raab picks Cliff up by his neck! Cliff boots Raab in the thigh then starts hitting him with right hands and quick boots! The fans are all on their feet! Cliff bounces off of the ropes but Lord Raab pops Cliff up and plants him with a massive running powerbomb as everyone goes wild! Solomon doesn’t want to lose this one! He runs in and hits Lord Raab with a big spinning back fist! Lord Raab goes down and Solomon shoves the ref out of the way and hits a running boot to his head!
Steve White: Solomon saving this match and attacking Lord Raab there! Cliff Maxwell with the assault on Solomon there earlier but Solomon still choosing to make the save because he doesn’t want to lose this one tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The deck stacked against Solomon but he’s still giving his all!
Konrad Raab quickly comes behind Solomon! He goes for The Frozen Pin but Solomon gets out of it at the last second and tosses Konrad into the corner, shoulder first! Solomon turns around right into another Power Punch from his own partner Cliff Maxwell! The fans all boo again! Solomon is down and rolls to the outside! Cliff turns around but gets planted with a Chokinator from Lord Raab! The fans are going wild! Lord Raab tags Konrad Raab back into the match! Lord Raab picks up Cliff Maxwell and lifts him onto his back as Konrad goes to the top rope and leaps off, flying through the air and hitting Cliff with The Balancing Touch! The fans go wild for the tag team move as Konrad covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Lord Raab and the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab… The Brothers of Balance!
Steve White: The Brothers of Balance do it! Solomon and Cliff couldn’t work together! Cliff ruins it for his team and Solomon gave it his all but it wasn’t enough!
Chuck Thompson: That was bullshit! Cliff Maxwell is an asshole!
Cliff rolls out of the ring and Konrad and Lord Raab celebrate in the ring! Solomon is in the corner and he bashes the mat out of frustration! Konrad goes to go up to him to talk but Fernandez Gomez’s music hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as Gomez appears on the stage…
Fernandez Gomez: Well… What a mess of a match that was… That’s Cliff Maxwell for fucking that up for the rest of us. Last week Solomon at least had the balls to stop your shit Cliff and he did the same tonight - even though he’s a fucking loser, you can’t doubt that the guy has put in the effort.
Cliff who is hurt on the outside looks up and looks confused! Solomon doesn’t look happy as Fernandez insults him.
Fernandez Gomez: Solomon might have been disgraced and unmasked and he might very well suck… but at least he has the heart and at least the fans seem to like him which means they might pay to see him next week… Next week when he takes on Konrad Raab for the Junior Heavyweight Championship at WAR to prove if he is the REAL king of the Juniors or if he’s just all talk! As for Cliff Maxwell - well fuck you for trying to ruin my matches!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Is it true!? Solomon vs. Konrad next week at WAR for the Junior Heavyweight Championship!?
Cliff is pissed and he limps over to the announce area and grabs a mic!
Cliff Maxwell: NO! NO! FUCK NO! I’ve already beaten this piece of shit once and I’d be the Junior Heavyweight Champion right now if he didn’t get involved in my business last week! Don’t forget it was ME who unmasked this pathetic piece of garbage! You can’t give him a title shot! That shot belongs to me!
Fernandez Gomez: What have you fucking done Cliff? Hmm? Besides fuck shit up what have you done?! I’m not giving you shit!
The fans boo Cliff.
Cliff Maxwell: FINE! You’ve had it in for me ever since I stepped foot in this place, Gomez you asshole! You don’t have to give me SHIT! I’ll TAKE it instead!
Cliff reaches back and grabs his Feast or Fired Briefcase!
Cliff Maxwell: There is NO WAY Solomon Graham is gonna become the Junior Heavyweight Champion - I won’t let that happen! If you’re making a match at WAR then you’re gonna have to make it a 3 Way Match! BECAUSE I’M CASHING IN - FOR WAR!
The fans pick up and cheer as Cliff storms up the ramp and shoves the briefcase to Gomez who looks pissed! Konrad and Solomon look at each other, confused.
Fernandez Gomez: FINE YOU SON OF A BITCH! You want it?! You got it! At WAR it’s going to be Konrad Raab vs. Solomon Graham vs. Cliff Maxwell in a 3 way match and it’s going to be for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! 3 Way Match for the Jr Heavyweight Championship at WAR Next Week!
The fans are going wild as Gomez storms off! Solomon and Konrad look apprehensive of each other in the ring while Cliff smirks down at them from the top of the ramp! We cut backstage.
We cut backstage to an EHWF Mayhem backdrop with the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions, Ace Pena and Alexandria Kendrick standing in their ring gear. Alexandria has her title strapped around her waist while Ace has his draped over his left shoulder, his arms crossed across his chest to hold it in place and a smirk spread across his lips. Standing in between the two is none other than Brandon Bash, decked out in a jet black Armani suit with white undershirt and a black silk tie. Bash flashes his own smirk now, as he clasps his hands together and rubs them together as he starts to speak into the camera.
Brandon Bash: Well, what do you know. Once again that annoying little pest Wilmer Patacky is put before us. And now he thinks he's safe just because he has someone with the last name Rissi as a partner? Listen, Wilmer. That's not the Rissi that matters. Brianna brings no concern to the CPO. If anything, we would use her to bait in that steroid freak Michael Rissi in to get rid of two birds with one stone. But tonight, we wil settle for getting rid of you, Wilmer, as well as Brianna Rissi. My daughter is more than qualified to handle the so-called Divine Champion. And as for Wilmer? I know Wilmer better than he knows himself. Hell, Alexandria knows him even better than that! We have imparted that knowledge onto Ace Pena here. Ace is just itching at the chance to help rid us of the pain that is Wilmer Patacky. If you don't believe that we are capable of doing just that...why don't you find Killer Carter and ask her how she's doing. That is, if her jaw isn't wired shut after the beating my daughter put on her before she had to face the wrath of the Legendary Black Man, the greatest EHWF Champion of all time. That is, until he retires and Ace Pena here takes the EHWF by storm. Just like they will take Wilmer and Brianna by storm tonight, and prove that they are the better champions in the EHWF. You can bank on it.
Bash flashes one more cocky smirk at the camera, as Ace Pena's never left his lips. Alexandria has had a crazed look on her face the whole time, until her father mentioned that Ace would be the champ after Black Man retired. Since then, the crazed look turned into that of anger. Bash was the first of the three to turn and walk out of the scene closely followed by Ace. Alexandria stood there for a moment, letting a sadistic smile creep across her lips before she finally turned and followed suit. The scene would then cut to black.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one fall!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and makes way for the entrance of Nina Chanel. The fans cheer as Nina Chanel comes out in the smoke and lights and does a sexy pose on the stage. Nina quickly comes down the ramp and points at some fans then runs down the ramp and gets into the ring. Nina gets to the corner and raises her arms then waits for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Being Accompanied by Thea Nefeli… Nina Chanell!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the arena is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the EHWF Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the ring of the bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent… Being Accompanied by The EHWF Showtime Champion Sara Daniels… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Ana Somnia vs. Nina Chanel
The bell sounds and Nina is being very careful of the dangerous Ana Somnia! Thea and Sara both yell things from the outside! Ana and Nina come up close but Nina fakes it and backs off! They both come up again but Nina gets Ana around the waist with a waist-lock! The fans are cheering and Nina gets a couple of elbows in on Ana’s back! Ana spins Nina around and gets her into a chickenwing hold! Nina winces in pain but spins it into a wristlock! Ana hits Nina with an arm drag to get out of it but Nina cartwheels out of it! They come up close and Nina manages to get a knee in but has little effect on Ana as Ana responds with some MMA strikes! Nina falls to the corner and Ana hits Nina with a tough knee then tosses her across the ring and to the mat! The fans are cheering!
Steve White: Joyride and Kill Team X have had their issues as two of the most talented tag teams in the world build a rivalry here on EHWF but tonight - Ana wants to get her hands on Nina and she’s brutalising her with strikes right now!
Chuck Thompson: Ana so tough and so powerful but Nina is a lot more resilient than in their last meetings and you can tell as Nina gets a fair share of counters and reversals in there!
Nina is back up but Ana takes her out with a big lariat! Nina up again but again Ana takes her out! The fans are on their feet! Ana goes for another, this time Nina ducks it and springboards off of the middle ropes! She hits Ana with a springboard dropkick and the fans pick up! Thea shouts encouragement! Nina runs up and gets Ana in a wristlock! Ana pulls Nina into a big midsection thrust then gets her up on her back where she slings Nina off of her back with authority and sends her crashing down to the mat with a big impact! The fans are cheering and Ana taunts her and Thea!
Steve White: Ana dominating here as we’re used to seeing! Nina still trying to stay alive but Ana just send Nina crashing to the mat and she did A LOT of damage with that power that we know she is famous for!
Chuck Thompson: On a side note… Look at these women Steve… I can’t focus on the match - all four of them are complete babes! Goddesses! BAH GAWD!
Ana picks Nina up by her hair and presses her overhead! The fans go wild and Ana walks around with Nina overhead as she taunts Thea on the outside before slamming Nina down with a big overhead press slam! Nina is hurt but she doesn’t want to lose this one and get dominated so when Ana goes down to pick her up, Nina swats a kick into her head out of nowhere! Nina forces herself up and dropkicks Ana’s leg! She gets up and does it again then again and finally gets some traction as Ana holds her thigh in pain and the fans pick up with cheers! Nina springs off of the middle then the top ropes and flies through the air, landing on Ana for a hurricanrana! She hits it but Ana with superior athletic ability, flips in the air and lands on her feet as the fans go NUTS! Nina is shocked! She runs up but Ana ducks and hits her with an armdrag but Nina cartwheels out of it to safety! Nina doubles back and snaps a sidekick into Ana’s midsection! Nina bounces off of the ropes to follow up but Ana runs but and takes her head off with a big lariat! The fans are going WILD!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Ana throwing Nina around like a rag doll and then just taking her head off there! Ana too strong and too fast! Nina can’t keep up and she’s not in good shape after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Ana somewhat surprised and even a little pissed off that Nina seems to keep getting up after all these big moves…!
Ana sends Nina into the ropes then hits her with a big tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! The fans are going wild and Nina screams in pain! Ana digs the boots in with a few stomps before she targets her back some more and sends her into the corner! Ana runs up and starts hitting Nina against the corner with big corner thrusts as the fans go wild! Nina’s back is damaged and the ref stops Ana! Ana pulls Nina out of the corner but to Ana’s surprise, the hurt Nina is still trying to fight back and gets a couple of elbows in on the side of Ana’s face! This pisses Ana off and Ana plants Nina with a big spinebuster! Thea and the fans shrill at the impact as a pissed off Ana gets up and roars
Steve White: Big impact there! Nina so impressive trying to fight back but Ana is overwhelming her! Still, Nina has survived and survived in this match and it’s not over until it’s over!!
Chuck Thompson: That’s true! She’s pissed Ana off even more but she’s been able to put a stop to that sheer dominance that Ana is used to just ending matches with! Nina trying to get up after that one - can she muster something else up or has Ana done too much after that one?
Nina stumbles up to her feet, holding her back but Ana plants her with a sit out spinebuster! Nina is hurt on the mat and Ana taunts Thea on the outside again before picking Nina up! Ana goes for the Slavic Stunner but to everyone’s surprise, Nina reverses it and sends Ana into the ropes! Nina goes for a spinning heel kick on rebound but Ana ducks her leg and then hits Nina with The Сука Silencer! The fans are all on their feet as Ana smirks and covers Nina!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: Welp… Nina put up a good fight and she tried damn hard but Ana Somnia yet again dominates and takes Nina out. Now that Joyride were destined to face Joanna/Misty for the Tag Team Championships but have lost twice to Kill Team X now - where does that leave them!
Chuck Thompson: Kill Team X definitely sending a damn message and staking a big claim to the Tag Team Division here tonight!
Ana and Sara stand over Nina as Ana’s music plays. Thea slides in the ring and crawls over on Nina and checks on her, showing no fear to Ana and Sara as she looks up at them. Sara and Ana smirk at each other as Sara gets a mic and they look down at Thea.
Sara Daniels: Nah, we ain’t gonna beat ya up here. We ain’t even gonna hurt ya. Y’see we know what you guys can do now and now that those ridiculous emo girls are gone, we can all finish what was started.
The fans are all on their feet cheering.
Sara Daniels: TLC at Final Destination was an instant classic, a blockbuster but there was one problem and the problem was Kill Team X wasn’t there… We’ve done MORE than required to get a shot at those belts that clearly belong to us so here it is… At WAR it’s gonna be another blockbuster and everyone is gonna see one of the best matches of all time along with Kill Team X becoming the EHWF World Tag Team Champions.
The fans, now catching on erupt and go wild as Sara waits for them to quiet down while Thea looks up, helping Nina up to a seated position.
Sara Daniels: It’s gonna be Joanna Rissi & Misty Vega vs. Joyride vs. Kill Team X at WAR for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships in a TLC War! It’s TLC 2 and it’s next week so you and the so called Champions better be ready!
Steve White: WHAT!? You gotta be kidding me! TLC War?! It’s gonna be TLC 2 next week and the EHWF World Tag Team Championships are gonna be on the line!
Sara drops the mic and Kill Team X leave the ring. Thea looks out at them as they back up the ramp and the fans are going wild! We fade out to the backstage area.
EARLIER TODAY...
We open up to the parking garage area where we can see the EHWF Hardcore Champion, "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky making his way into the EHWF Amphitheater. Walking by his side is his training partner and tag team partner for the night, the Divine Champion, Brianna Rissi. Bri is walking and talking on the phone while Wilmer walks beside her with a grin on his face. Both of them are carrying their respective championship titles draped over their left shoulders, with Wilmer's forehead showing the scars(more like scabs, really) of his hellacious Hardcore Championship defense. It was then the two would stop in their tracks. Bri nods her head down, causing her sunglasses to nudge down on her nose a bit to get a better look at who was standing before them. That is when the camera slowly turns to the left while keeping the two champions in the frame while also revealing a battered and bruised Van Jam! His left arm is in a sling, but he holds a microphone with a VJ symbol on it and greets the two with a half smile, half wince!
Van Jam: Wilmer! Brianna! I've been waiting here for hours! Glad I didn't miss you two while taking my nap! Any chance I could ask you guys a few questions?
Bri pulls her left hand away from holding the Divine Championship over her shoulder to push her sunglasses back up onto her face and looks over to Wilmer. Wilmer looks over to her while letting out a small chuckle before nodding to her. Bri continues on her way into the arena while Wilmer turns back to Van Jam.
Wilmer Patacky: Unfortunately, Brianna is actually in the middle of a call in interview for the last movie she was in. But I can gladly answer some questions for ya, Vee-Jay! Glad to see you healing up, buddy! And I'm sorry that I wasn't there whenever Alexandria put the beat down on you and Cowbell.
Van Jam gives a small shrug with his shoulders, wincing in pain as he does so before he speaks again.
Van Jam: No worries, boss. It comes with the territory. Cowbell and I are perfectly able to take care of ourselves. She didn't hurt us that badly...
Van Jam quickly looks around after he said that, as if to make sure Alexandria Kendrick was no where to be seen before letting out a small sigh of relief.
Van Jam: Anyways...enough about that! You don't pay me to talk about the times me and Cowbell take an L. This past Monday on Monday Night Mass Murder, you defended the Hardcore Championship in a brutal match against a man who is regarded as a hardcore legend in Japan, Brian "HardKore" Phillips! How are you feeling after he "forked" you up?
Van Jam can't help but let out a small laugh after he asked the question, not really hiding the fact that he thinks himself to be quite hilarious. Wilmer lets out another chuckle as well.
Wilmer Patacky: Good one, Van Jaminator! Well...to be honest, I am still feeling the effects of that match. Brian didn't let the opportunity go to waste, and he really threw everything he had at me. Once I saw that EHWF had signed him while I still had the EHWF Hardcore Championship, I just had to defend it against him. As I said before the match, I jumped at the opportunity when EHWF management asked me if I would like to defend my title on Mass Murder. And I did just as I said I would...I proved just how hardcore I can be, and tonight we are entering this champions versus champions match still as champions.
Van Jam nodded as Wilmer spoke, still visibly looking around nervously as if he was expecting to be jumped from behind.
Van Jam: And what a match that was, Wilmer. I thought he was going to beat you at one point! But no way, Jose! But now that Monday Night Mass Murder is in the rear view, you have an even bigger obstacle ahead of both you and Brianna. As you mentioned, it's champions versus champions when both you and Brianna, the Hardcore and Divine Champions face the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions in Ace Pena, and...and...and...
Van Jam goes off in a Bobby Boucher-like stutter as he tries to form the words of the woman who attacked him back at Aftermath. Wilmer picks up on this, as he answers the unfinished question.
Wilmer Patacky: Oh, boy. Indeed we do have quite an obstacle ahead of us. Not only do we have to face Ace Pena and...my ex-wife. But, whenever you deal with any member of the CPO, it's only to be expected that the other members will be nearby. More so, that pesky little Bash-hole named Brandon Bash. The CPO have gone and shocked the world after what they did to Killer Carter, more so after Black Man cashed in the Feast or Fired briefcase that was given to him. Adam DePaolo...I have taken one championship from you already. And if it comes down to it, I will gladly step up and be the one who takes that EHWF World Championship off your hands as well. I just hope you remember that if you try and decide to make an appearance before your stint as the referee in the main event, Adam. And Brandon...if you try to come out and sick your mountain troll on us, Bri and I have no problem at all bringing the fight to you. The fans want to see us put on a a great match that only wrestlers of our caliber can deliver. And having the CPO come out and steal those moments away because they hate to lose is getting old. I feel that Bri and I are more than capable of stepping up to the CPO and handling what they dish out. I mean, Brianna is a Rissi...that enough should back up that statement. And I have already beaten all of them but Ace Pena. I'm actually excited to finally get to step into the ring with the "new protege" of Brandon Bash. Listen, kid. As a former protege of Bash's...it's not going to end well for you. And as for Alexan...
Van Jam's eyes go wide as Wilmer starts to say the name Alexandria Kendrick. Seeing Van Jam's reaction, Wilmer stops himself from finishing her name.
Wilmer Patacky: ...My ex-wife. Well, I can truthfully say that Bri is even more excited to step into the ring with her than I am. I know that she who will not be named is still reeling at the fact that I beat her when we last faced each other. And I just can't wait to once again mark another notch in the loss column for the CPO. Now, if you'll excuse me, Vee, I have quite a fight ahead of me to prepare for. And don't worry...we're going to get her back for what she did to you and Cowbell.
Wilmer pats Van Jam on the back, who jumps in fear. Wilmer just shakes his head a bit before signalling for Van Jam to follow him. The two turn and walk out of the camera frame as we fade out and cut back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following mixed tag team contest is set for one fall!
The opening to "The Animal" by Disturbed begins to play across the PA system and a wolf howl is heard before the song kicks in. Once it does so, Nathaniel Nitro slowly walks out onto the stage followed by Mina Wilk who steps in front of him and gets down onto one knee and lets out a wolf howl before the two begin to make their way down the ramp.
As the two reach the ring, Wilk rolls under the bottom rope while Nitro walks up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes. He then makes his way to the center of the ring while Wilk once again gets down on one knee in front of him and lets out another wolf howl as "The Animal" fades out as the fans boo.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Nathaniel Nitro and Mina Wilk… The Wolfpack!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… First… Michael Rissi!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And Lastly, his partner… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Michael Rissi & Joanna Rissi vs. Nathaniel Nitro & Mina Wilk
The bell sounds and the fans are going wild! Nate and Michael are circling each other as Nate yells obscenities at Michael! Michael comes close and Nate hangs out the ropes as the ref comes over and stops Michael from progressing! Nate comes from behind and shoves the ref out of the way! He tries to get the jump on the situation but Michael strikes him in the face and Nate falls to the mat! Michael gets on top of Nate and starts beating him with big right hands on the mat as the fans GO WILD! Nate is able to roll under to the apron and the ref controls the match! Nate comes back in and charges Michael but Michael plants him with a big spinebuster! Michael gets up and taunts Nate while he’s down!
Steve White: The worst thing Nate and Mina could have done is walk out on Michael Rissi’s team and try and cost him the match last week at Aftermath! Now Nate Nitro is getting THE FUCK beaten out of him here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Nate Nitro has pretty much become weak as piss! Black Man was right about one thing - he is Bitch Boy Nitro!
Michael yanks Nitro up to his boot and then picks him up and runs him back first into the corner! Michael starts hitting Nitro with big corner thrusts as the fans all cheer! Nitro stumbles out of the corner into a big European Uppercut from Michael Rissi and we see a tooth go flying at Nitro hits the mat in pain! Michael lets Nitro go as he crawls away to his corner and tags in Mina Wilk! Mina gets in the ring and berates Nitro and slaps him as the fans go wild! Mina continues to rage at Nitro as Michael tags in Joanna and the fans erupt with cheers!
Steve White: Nitro getting the shit beaten through him there and he has no choice but to tag in Mina Wilk! Mina not happy with the pathetic effort from her ‘man’ here tonight as she comes into this match!
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi making Nate Nitro pay for his actions at Aftermath! In come Mina and Joanna!
Mina screams and charges at Joanna! Joanna gets Mina in a quick waist lock! Mina elbows Joanna off of her! Mina with a slap! Joanna with a right hand! Mina with a left jab! Joanna boot Mina in the gut! Joanna tosses Mina into the ropes! Mina comes back and Joanna hits her with Heaven’s Light Wheelbarrow Bulldog! Mina gets planted on the mat face first! The fans are going wild! Joanna lines Mina up but then turns around and hits Nate with a Bouncing Fish! Nate falls off of the apron! Joanna chains it into another Bouncing Fish into Mina! Joanna then chains that one into Pele Kick and Mina is down! Joanna runs up and springboards off of the second ropes and hits Mina with a big moonsault! Joanna scouts Mina as she gets up all groggy but she’s able to thumb Joanna in the eye and fall to the corner! Nate tags himself back in!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! What offense! Joanna all over Nate and Mina here tonight as Mina is forced back to her corner and Nate tags in!
Chuck Thompson: Nate tags himself in to charge at the smaller Joanna but pussied out when it came time to take on Michael Rissi! Fuck this guy, man!
Nate runs up and tries to go for Burnout The Nitro from behind but Joanna ducks him! Nate turns around right into Celestial Shot from Joanna! The fans are going wild! Joanna tags Michael back in and the fans erupt! Michael picks Joanna up and tosses her in the air then brings her down on Nate on the mat for a big aided leg drop splash! The fans are going wild! Nate is all disoriented and gets up, holding his head and torso! Michael pops him up then brings him down into Hazard Dawn! The fans all get to their feet! Michael covers as they make quick work of The Wolfpack! The fans boo as Mina goes to rush in but Joanna intercepts her and lifts her up then drops her down right into a huge Celestial Shot Superkick! The fans go wild and the ref counts Michael’s cover!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… Michael Rissi and one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi
Steve White: Well they did it! They did it and it’s over! Michael and Joanna make quick work of Nate and Wilk here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Now what’s happening?!
Michael drags Nate out of the ring and drags him up the ramp! The fans are going wild but Joanna holds her arms out to the side as she looks like she has no idea what’s going on! Michael punches Nate in the side of the head and he falls up the stage!
Michael Rissi: You wanna ditch out on my match? Huh!? You wanna fuck with me, you little bitch boy!?
Michael tosses Nate up the stage and the two disappear behind the curtain backstage as Joanna follows up the ramp.
Steve White: Michael Rissi beating the fuck out of Nate Nitro on the stage there and now they’ve disappeared backstage!
We come in backstage and we try to find where they’ve gone! We see Michael toss Nate down some steps and then pick Nate back up and slam him into a steel roller door! He slams Nate again and again then pulls him back and slams him into the crumpling door as Nate yells out in pain! The roller door opens up and reveals the loading bay!
Steve White: Now what?! Michael has dragged Nate backstage and is beating the fuck out of him and now they’re in the loading bay
Michael tosses Nate Nitro into the side of a truck then comes over and grabs Nitro by the head and drags him over to a giant crate in the centre of the room. We hear forklifts around them but then we hear screaming from Mina Wilk as she rushes out! She rushes towards Michael but Joanna comes up behind her and hits her with a forearm to the back of the head as she falls to the concrete!
Steve White: Mina down to the concrete now!
Michael presses Nate over head and slams him into the crate as the fans all cheer watching on the tron! Joanna picks up Mina and whips her over to Michael who presses her up and tosses her into the crate! The fans are going wild as Mina and Nate are slammed into the crate! Michael grabs the lid and slams it down, locking them inside as Joanna hands Michael the padlock which he fixes to the top!
Steve White: Uh oh! What the fuck is Michael doing? He just tossed The Wolfpack in that huge crate! What the fuck is he doing!? Where’s he sending them?
Michael grabs one of the labels and sticks it on the side of the crate! Joanna hands Michael a marker and Michael starts writing on it as the camera pans over and catches what he writes! On the side of the crate we see…
… SEND: Back to the Indies
Steve White: BAH GAWD! They’re outta here!!
Michael, with great strength, lifts the crate up on his shoulder then shoves it in the back of the DHL shipping container on the back of the truck. Michael grabs the doors and slams them shut then smacks the side of the truck. The truck takes off out of the arena and the fans go wild. Michael turns back to the camera.
Michael Rissi: There go the rest of the fucking losers in this joint that thought they could pull a fast one over on me… You think I give a fuck who you people are? Scorpion failed as usual and now look where he is… GONE! He tried at Final Destination and he tried at Aftermath and now he’s fucking gone again because I put him down. Nitro and Wilk thought they could help him out and get one over on me and now their pathetic careers are FINISHED…
The fans go wild as Michael Rissi cuts a promo in the loading bay.
Michael Rissi: But just like I said on Monday Night Mass Murder… Sah’ta Thor had the same idea of trying to take me out and align with Scorpion. BIG mistake. Thor, you’re not Scorpion - you’re still signed to EHWF and you might be bitching out and ducking me now seeing you’re absent here tonight as you also were on Monday night but you gotta pay for your damn crimes!
The fans are cheering as they watch on the tron.
Michael Rissi: So lets do it… I’m challenging you to a match at WAR! Some come out of your hiding hole and grow a pair and take your punishment you stupid son of a bitch!
Michael storms off and we hear the fans going wild as we cut back to the ring!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following mixed tag team contest is set for one fall!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… The other half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
"I Will Not Bow" hits the PA System as multi coloured lights hits the arena and everyone in the crowd starts going nuts and crazy with cheers! Brianna Rissi appears on the stage and waves out to the screaming fans, performing some theatrics before she runs down the ramp and high fives the fans on her way down. She jumps up on the apron and flips her way into the ring where she makes her way to the ropes. Brianna celebrates against the ropes with the fans and makes her way to the ring, raising her arms and waiting for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponents… First… She is the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
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TWO.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he threw his right hand up into the air to show off the EHWF Hardcore Championship to the world! Wilmer looks up at the championship with a look of joy on his face as he lowers his arm back down to his side, looking out at the crowd and nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then suddenly make a break for it down the ramp and slide into the ring underneath the bottom rope before quickly pushing himself up to his feet! Wilmer would then spin around in circles with his arms spread out, the Hardcore Championship swinging around as he spins his way to the center of the ring. Wilmer would then suddenly stop and slowly raise his right arm into the air, once again showing off the Hardcore Championship as he continues to nod his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would do a little bit of skanking around in the ring with the title before handing it over to the referee and backing into his corner. Wilmer gets in a few last minute stretches while he awaits for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And lastly tonight… Her partner… The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Wilmer Patacky
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Brianna Rissi & Wilmer Patacky vs. Alexandria Kendrick & Ace Pena
The bell sounds and Alexandria shouts insults at Wilmer while he circles with Ace in the ring! They continue circling for a moment before tying up in the centre of the ring! They come to a stalemate at the start! Ace arm drags Wilmer but Wilmer flips out of it to his feet then gets Ace in a standing armbar! Ace twists it into a wristlock! Wilmer gets Ace into a hammerlock but Ace steps through and counters it into a chickenwing! Wilmer drops down and hits Ace with a drop toehold! Wilmer tries to get Ace into a face lock on the mat as the fans go wild but Ace rolls out of it into a jackknife cover attempt!
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Steve White: The talent, the speed, the resilience from both of these men tonight is incredible! Counter after counter, reversal after reversal! They two are putting on a real masterclass in the right right now!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer wants this win as Bash and The CPO have made him public enemy number one! Can get get the win here tonight though or will his ex-wife walk away with even more momentum tonight?
They lock up once more! Ace with a right hand! Wilmer with a knee to the gut! Wilmer hoists Ace up on his back and slams him into the corner then starts hitting him with big corner thrusts! The fans love the action! Wilmer whips Ace out of the corner and sends him into the opposing corner then runs up and hits Ace with a running corner high knee! Ace falls out of the corner and Wilmer picks him up, hitting him with a big belly to belly suplex! Ace gets hit on the mat with authority but with great strength, Wilmer keeps hold of Ace and slams him down with a big German Suplex and bridges it!
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Steve White: Wilmer overpowering Ace right now as he tries to really damage him but can only get the near fall! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer doing his best there! Both men hurt and tired after their skirmish there but they’re still going! Can Ace muster something here before Wilmer takes control tonight?
Ace kicks out! Ace springs off of the middle ropes and hits Wilmer with a hurricanrana! Ace waits for Wilmer to sit up and runs a big kick but Wilmer ducks it and kicks up! Wilmer runs and Ace gives chase but Wilmer springs up to the second then top rope and then hits Ace with a flying dropkick! The fans are going wild! Wilmer gets Ace into a headlock then dives down and hits Ace with a big headlock takedown! Ace is down and Wilmer gets the fans going! Wilmer gets to the top rope and calls for The Great Frog-Bow! Wilmer gets to the top and slaps his elbow but Alexandria steps through the aprons and shakes the top rope! Wilmer falls on the turnbuckle and hurts his legs and back as Ace gets up and jumps on the turnbuckle and hits Wilmer with a step up enziguri! The fans go wild as Wilmer falls and Ace covers him!
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Steve White: Blatant distraction from Alexandria there and it lets Ace capitalise with big athletic ability and get the near fall! It could have been all over there!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria hates Wilmer more than anything and she almost cost him a big one there! Wilmer not looking good after that one as Ace gets a very near fall!
The fans go wild but Alexandria cops some boos for that one! Ace picks up Wilmer and hits him in the head with a right hand then another then another then another! Ace tosses Wilmer in the corner then runs up for Phantasm but Wilmer ducks it and Ace gets his leg hung up on the turnbuckle! Ace falls out of the corner and holds his leg in pain but Wilmer grabs Ace and plants him with a big snap suplex! The fans are going NUTS but both Wilmer and Ace are hurt on the mat and exhausted! Brianna smacks the turnbuckle and Wilmer gets up and dive tags her in! Ace slides across the ring and tags in Alexandria as the crowd ERUPTS!
Steve White: Alexandria and Brianna are coming into this one now and the fans are going NUTS! What a match!!
Chuck Thompson: Here we go! These two goddesses are gonna go at it right now!
Alexandria and Brianna run at each other but Brianna hits Alexandria with a takedown then starts hitting her with big fists in a ground and pound on the mat as the fans go wild! They both get up and Brianna gets Alexandria up on her back as Alexandria looks around in shock! With great strength Brianna hits Alexandria with a big samoan drop! Brianna rolls out of it with a lot of strength with Alexandria still on her back and gets her up! Brianna hits Alexandria with a big rollout slam and covers Alexandria in the centre of the ring!
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Steve White: These two going at it with intensity right now but Brianna getting the upper hand and planting Alexandria around the ring and getting a near fall!
Chuck Thompson: Impressive strength from Brianna there but just as impressive Alexandria was able to kick out somehow!
The fans are all on their feet! Brianna whips Alexandria into the corner and she’s all over her as she runs up and hits Alexandria with a big running corner splash! Brianna pulls her out to follow up with a Beautiful Bulldog but Alexandria pushes Brianna off of her into the ropes then runs up and takes Brianna out with a diving body block! The fans are all on their feet! Alexandria springs off of the ropes for a moonsault but Brianna gets her knees up! Alexandria catches her knees and goes for a Boston Crab! They fight and Brianna sends Alexandria flying into the mat! Brianna gets up and springs off of the middle then the top rope and hits Alexandria with a corkscrew moonsault and takes her out! The fans are all on their feet and go wild!
Steve White: Fans are on their feet! Everyone is going wild as Alexandria and Brianna try to out do each other! Alexandria fighting refuge but Brianna coming right back!
Chuck Thompson: Pure speed, talent and high flying offence in the ring right now as the fans go wild for this BLOCKBUSTER!
Alexandria smacks the mat in frustration! Brianna picks her up and tosses her into the ropes! Alexandria comes back but she thumbs Brianna in they eye! Alexandria snarls and spins a kick into Brianna then rakes Brianna’s chest and finally hits Brianna with an elbow into the face! Brianna falls into the corner! Alexandria runs up but Brianna bursts out with a clothesline! Alexandria ducks it and rolls Brianna up but Brianna rolls up to her feet! They get up but Alexandria drop-kicks Brianna down to the mat! Alexandria goes for her Spinning Backfist but ducks it and tags in Wilmer Patacky! Wilmer launches himself over the top rope and hits Alexandria with a flying clothesline! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Wilmer tags in and takes out his ex-wife! Can he pin her here tonight and really take it to Alexandria and The CPO!
Chuck Thompson: These two hate each others guts! Wilmer can take advantage of the hurt and tired Alexandria and win this one!
Wilmer grabs Alexandria but she rakes his eyes and then boots him in the groin! Wilmer falls to the mat and the fans boo but the exhausted and hurt Alexandria falls in the corner and tags in Ace! Ace launches himself over the top rope and hits Wilmer with a flying elbow drop! The fans go wild! Wilmer gets up holding his torso and groin! Ace grabs Wilmer but he has enough strength to elbow him in the head! Ace falls back! Wilmer tries to get up! Alexandria jumps the ropes and lines Wilmer up! She berates him before going for End Game but Brianna cuts her off with pure speed and takes her out with a big spear! The fans go WILD! Wilmer checks on Brianna but Ace spins him around and slaps him in the chest then dropkicks him square in the chest down to the mat! Wilmer is down and hurt and Ace points up as the fans boo! Ace starts to climb to the top rope as the fans get loud!!
Steve White: Fans are going wild! Alexandria trying to take Wilmer out but Brianna spears her out of the ring! Ace taking advantage and taking Wilmer down and now Ace wants to end it!
Chuck Thompson: Ace is going up high to end this one!
Ace gets to the top rope! Brianna grabs him from the apron but Alexandria on the outside grabs Brianna’s legs! Ace kicks Brianna in the head and Alexandria pulls her off as they spill out to the outside and lie on the floor hurt! Ace catches himself on the turnbuckle! They don’t know if Brianna gave Wilmer enough time as he’s still flat in the centre of the ring! Ace gets is balance and gets to the top rope again and leaps off, hitting Wilmer with Thrillers Peak! It looks like Ace gets all the flying offence impact but Wilmer has his elbow up and gets Ace in the small package! They struggle! The fans GO WILD! Wilmer still in the package, gets Ace up and then picks him up into a driver on the mat hitting The Nocturnal Emission outta nowhere! THE FANS LOSE IT! Wilmer covers in the package!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi… and The EHWF Hardcore Champion… Wilmer Patacky
Steve White: It’s over! It’s over! What a damn match! Wilmer with the Nocturnal Emission out of nowhere! That was amazing! I didn’t see that coming! Wilmer and Brianna win it here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: A massive win! I thought Ace hit it and had this won but Wilmer out of nowhere with his last stand, countering with Nocturnal Emission and he wins and strikes at the heart of Bash and The CPO!
We cut to the crowd and we see Alexandria and Brianna trading blows in the crowd as the fans go wild! They fight in the crowd before disappearing out an exit!
Steve White: Brianna and Alexandria brawling in the crowd as the bell rung there and they’re really going at it!!
Chuck Thompson: They start a brawl in the stands and now Brianna and Alexandria with such hatred, disappear backstage as they keep fighting!
Wilmer gets up and looks at Ace as Ace gets up and it looks like they’re gonna brawl again but we see Stephen Sebastian come in the ring from behind! Wilmer turns around and Stephen runs up and knocks Wilmer down with powerful impact! The fans boot as Stephen and Ace stomp out Wilmer on the mat and ambush him!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The CPO are ambushing an already hurt Wilmer after this match!
Chuck Thompson: Get him outta there!
Stephen and Ace stomp Wilmer out on the mat! Ace starts to drop some knees on Wilmer and Wilmer is bleeding and busted open as we see Brandon Bash come over at ringside! Bash smirks as he watches them beat down Wilmer.
Steve White: And that man there! That pathetic man, Brandon Bash watches on as he orchestrates yet another beat down here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is in trouble here tonight!
Stephen picks up Wilmer and plants him down hard with a powerful powerbomb on the mat! Wilmer yells in pain as he holds his back! Wilmer is bleeding and bruised and can barely move after all of this but Brandon Bash signals for Stephen and Ace to leave him! They slide out and stand by Bash as he smirks.
Brandon Bash: Look at you now… Don’t worry - it won’t be much longer but it won’t be here…
Brandon Bash speaks as he looks at the struggling Wilmer! Brandon Bash backs up the ramp with his boys as the fans all boo him!
Steve White: Brandon Bash sending a message to Wilmer here tonight as The CPO beat him down after his match! Brutal!
As Bash and Co gets to the top of the stage… The LIGHTS SUDDENLY GO OUT!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck?! The lights are out! What’s happening!? Who is it!?
The lights flicker on and Bash points out at the ring as does Ace as they look confused! The fans go nuts as we see Lord Raab appear in the ring! The fans ROAR as Lord Raab stands over Wilmer with the Feast or Fired Briefcase! Bash looks confused as they back off further up the ramp.
Steve White: BAH GAWD! LORD RAAB! LORD RAAB!
Chuck Thompson: Is he taking advantage here tonight?! Is he gonna cash in right now!
Lord Raab: Wilmer… You and I are no strangers to each other just like we’re no strangers to the EHWF Hardcore Championship…We’ve both fought for that title many times and we’ve both fought EACH OTHER for that title many times…
The fans go wild as Lord Raab stands there and raises the case up as Wilmer, bloody and bruised looks up at Raab.
Lord Raab: I don’t know what beef you have with those pieces of shit up there on the stage and personally I don’t care… they’re gonna have to wait…
The fans cheer! The CPO are pissed off and Ace and Bash have to hold Stephen back on the ramp!
Lord Raab: I’m not gonna cash in on your now… I’m not gonna take the easy way out and I’m not gonna take advantage of you… Instead, I’m cashing in at WAR where once again we’ll do battle for a title that we’ve been fighting each other for, for years now. At WAR The EHWF Hardcore Championship becomes mine once again… At WAR… I take you into the flames… At WAR this time I win…
Wilmer looks confused but the fans go wild as Lord Raab hands his briefcase to the ref then picks Wilmer up and plants him with a massive Killerbuster! Brandon Bash smirks on the stage and the fans go wild as Lord Raab looks down at the out Wilmer.
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Lord Raab is cashing in on Wilmer for the Hardcore Championship at WAR and he just planted poor Wilmer who has had one heck of a night! These two no strangers to each other for the EHWF Hardcore Championship… now they do it all again next week!
Lord Raab raises his hands as his fiery pyro shoots out of the turnbuckles and his music hits with Brandon Bash looking on at the flames! We see Lord Raab stand over Wilmer’s motionless body as we fade out to a promo for WAR!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following main event contest is set for one fall!
Rollin' hits the PA system as Black Man comes out in referee gear to boos from the fans! The new EHWF Champion holds the EHWF title belt up to more boos as he gets in the ring and waits for the competitors to come out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Your Guest Referee for tonight… The EHWF Champion… Black Man!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And now… First up… Chemic!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And his opponent in this contest tonight… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Zoe McDraven vs. Chemic
The bell sounds and Zoe is weary of Black Man who is smirking in his refs uniform. The fans are cheering for Zoe and she starts to circle the ring with Chemic! The fans shout at Black Man as they know he’s there to mess with Zoe but Zoe ties up with Chemic anyway! Chemic with a mean knee in on Zoe who is clearly still bruised from last week! Chemic tosses Zoe into the corner! Chemic runs up for a corner splash but Zoe dives out of the way and Chemic eats the corner! Zoe snaps a kick in on Chemic then backs off and goes for a running corner move but Black Man steps in front of Chemic forcing Zoe to stop! As Black Man protects Chemic, Zoe starts to argue with him but Black Man just smirks!
Steve White: Black Man the guest ref tonight and no doubt he’s going to try and screw Zoe out of a win here in this match! Zoe the number one contender will come up against the fresh EHWF Champion Black Man who won the title last week at Aftermath!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man ambushed Killer Carter with The CPO and then cashed in his Feast or Fired case! Zoe McDraven outlasted a entire team and fought tooth and nail until she was beaten and bloody to win a shot at the title!
Zoe continues to argue with Black Man but just before it gets heated, Chemic blasts through off of the distraction and hits her with a big body block! The fans boo and Black Man laughs! Chemic pulls Zoe up and knees her in the midsection then blasts her with an elbow into the corner! He runs up but Zoe jumps up and he runs into her boot! Zoe gets to the top rope and launches herself off, hitting Chemic with a big flying crossbody! The fans go wild! Zoe springs off of the top rope and turns around, hitting Chemic with a Dragonrana and hooking his leg! Black Man however refuses to count the pinfall and the fans all boo! Zoe gets up and gets in Black Man’s face!
Steve White: Zoe McDraven trying to fight here tonight but Black Man making it as hard as he can and he’s screwing Zoe right now!
Chuck Thompson: This is bullshit! They should have just had Zoe vs. Black Man for the title instead of this shit! How is this fair!?
Chemic chops Zoe in the back of the head! Chemic then body slams her down to the mat! The fans are booing this match and Black Man is taking it all in! Chemic picks Zoe up and pulls her in for Chemical Plant but she nabs him in the ribs and pushes him off of her then hits him with a roundhouse to the head! Chemic falls back and Zoe springboards off and hits him with a cutter! The fans go nuts! Zoe shoves Black Man out of the way! Black Man doesn’t appreciate it as Zoe hits Chemic with Shockwave! The fans go wild and Black Man looks pissed off as Zoe stands up and points at Black Man then signals around her waist!
Steve White: Zoe sending a message to Black Man and The CPO right now and Black Man isn’t happy at all after that one!
Chuck Thompson: How the heck is Zoe supposed to win though?!
Chemic is down and Zoe turns around and lines him up! Chemic gets up all groggy and stumbles around! Zoe gets the fans going as they erupt! Zoe hits Chemic with Crazy Trigger! Chemic is down and Chemic is hurt! He gets to his hands and knees and holds his head as Zoe comes behind him and wraps her legs around then grabs him around the neck and locks him in the deadly Kinetic Energy! Zoe has it locked it tight! Chemic struggles in the hold! Black Man looks around! He looks worried! He doesn’t know what to do! Chemic is in trouble and he’s about to either tap or pass out! Black Man looks around and then just starts to stomp out Zoe! Black Man starts stomping out Zoe as she lets go of Chemic and yells in pain! Black Man digs the boots in and the officials on the outside ring the bell!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner via a disqualification… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven
Steve White: It’s over! Black Man lost it and he attacked Zoe! Zoe wins by DQ but now Black Man is stoping her out!!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man isn’t gonna let Zoe get to WAR!
Black Man picks Zoe up and plants her with a sideslam! The fans are booing as Black Man gets a couple more stomps in! Black Man goes to pick Zoe up to finish her off! Zoe suddenly hit Black Man with a low blow and the fans go wild! Black Man falls and Zoe hits him with Shockwave! The fans erupt with cheers!
Steve White: Zoe fighting back! Zoe fighting back! Black Man beat the crap out of her but she’s saying she’s not gonna take it and she just took him out!
Zoe goes to climb the top rope for Supernova Flash but we see Brandon Bash and Ace Pena run down to the ring! Zoe gets down and jumps the barricade! Zoe escapes through the crowd while Brandon and Ace help Black Man up who looks pissed! Zoe gets a mic in the top stands of the crowd and speaks as the fans go wild!
Zoe McDraven: Hey Black Man! You and your little assholes there might think you have this one in the bag but nothing could be further from the truth! Black Man! You suck and tonight you just proved it! I still won the match and guess what - your plan failed… I’m still standing so it looks like you’re gonna have to face me at WAR after all you pussy!
The fans go wild! Black Man shoves Ace and Brandon off of him as he gets a mic and looks at Zoe in the stands.
Black Man: You think you’re good enough to beat me!? Huh!? A failure like you against a legend like me! Don’t make me laugh you stupid bitch!
Zoe McDraven: I know I’m good enough to beat you! Bring all your little CPO losers if your want, Black Man because I love having the deck stacked against me - I thrive with the deck stacked against me. They said I couldn’t make it to EHWF and I proved them wrong. They said I couldn’t become Hardcore Champion and I proved them wrong. They said I wouldn’t win the EHWF World Championship and in 2019 I proved them wrong again and they said I’d never make it to the hall of fame and guess what… I proved them wrong… Now at WAR I’m gonna prove everyone wrong again and take back the EHWF World Championship!
Black Man: You’ll never see this fucking title you hear me! NEVER! I’m The Legend Black Man! I am this company! I am this business and I am this fucking title!
Zoe McDraven: Legend?! What kind of legend are you? You’re a nobody Black Man and I’m gonna prove that at WAR! There are hall of famers on the roster right now that are 100x better than you, myself included. That’s why I hope you bring Brandon Bash and the rest of your CPO to try and screw me out of the title Black Man, because it’s just going to show everyone what a little punk bitch you are even more when I still beat you!
Zoe drops the mic and raises her arms as she signals around her waist! The fans celebrate with her as her music plays and Black Man looks on in seething rage and anger!
Steve White: Well ladies and gentlemen that’s all we have time for and I for one can’t WAIT for WAR next week! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
We see the final image of an angry Black Man with Brandon Bash behind him staring out at Zoe McDraven smirking back at him in the crowd as she celebrates with the fans. We fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show.