Post by EHWF Management on Apr 11, 2021 7:07:28 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF WAR, "Lemon Pepper Freestyle" by Drake Feat. Rick Ross, is playing in the background. We see Steve White and Chuck Thompson standing on the stage of a small empty hall. This is a much different opening image than we’re used to. There are no fans and no activity around them except for the lighting and the tron behind them.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to EHWF Retribution. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to AFTERMATH!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Retribution comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s EHWF Retribution and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: We welcome you to EHWF WAR! Tonight we have an action packed card set for you that will no doubt encompass some of the hottest feuds and rivalries in pro wrestling today and might even start some new ones! No doubt one that has been on everyone’s mind is the controversies surrounding the EHWF Championship! Black Man and The CPO destroyed Killer Carter and put her in the hospital with Brandon Bash orchestrating a Black Man cash in to help Black Man capture the EHWF Championship once again! That same night Zoe McDraven impressed and found her way back to the EHWF Championship picture and now tonight - Black Man and Zoe McDraven will do battle one on one as two hall of famers go at it for the biggest prize in pro wrestling!
Steve White: That is going to be quite the encounter to witness but out MASSIVE main event tonight is going to be for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships as Joanna and Misty defend against Joyride and Kill Team X in TLC 2! It’s gonna be a Tables Ladders and Chairs war here tonight as these three teams who have A LOT of history together are all gonna go at it in what will be one of the greatest matches we’re probably gonna witness! Joanna and Misty won the Tag Team belts in TLC at Final Destination but lost them straight after to The Covenant! Joanna and Misty then took The Covenant out and freed their souls when they recaptured the Tag Belts but Joyride want another shot and Kill Team X have made a name for themselves in the tag division and have staked their claim! Now some of the most talented fighters in the world are gonna go at it in our main event tonight! It’s gonna be incredible
Chuck Thompson: You’re right about that one Steve! Talking about the Tag Team Division - Alexandria Kendrick and Ace Pena of The CPO will defend their Mixed Tag Team Championships against the returning Kori Argentum and Chemic! After Nitro and Wilk were destroyed and sent back to the indies, Alexandria and Ace have been THE main Mixed Tag going around and have become a cornerstone of The CPO but tonight - they face a new and different teaming. Will they be ready for Kori and Chemic?
Steve White: And talking about rivalries - Michael Rissi goes head to head with his old nemesis Sah’ta Thor! These two have been worst enemies since 2011 and with Sah’ta Thor trying to turn on Rissi after Final Destination and siding with Scorpion - and trying to take Rissi out in return for favours from Scorpion. Michael Rissi didn’t forget it and he didn’t forget Thor’s actions at Aftermath and now Thor haas to deal with the consequences! Thor has been cleared to compete for a few weeks now after a few injuries and he gets a chance to try and take Michael Rissi down in a no holds barred match! People have been waiting years to see these two go at it again! Thor has never been able to topple Michael Rissi but will tonight be the night he finally does it?!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky was in the midst of mounting an offensive to The CPO but yet again he was ganged up on and taken down. To make things worse last week after a beatdown - Lord Raab appeared after Wilmer’s match and took Wilmer out then announced he was cashing in his Feast or Fired briefcase against him for the Hardcore Championship! We’ve seen these two men go at it before for the Hardcore Championship but tonight it will be in an Inferno Tables match as these two men literally go to WAR!
Steve White: So much going into tonight! I can’t wait to see Konrad Raab defend his championship against Solomon Graham and Cliff Maxwell up next! Solomon Graham after weeks and weeks of dealing with Cliff Maxwell making his life hell, costing him matches, taking his Feast or Fired case and even unmasking him - impressed enough to get a shot at Konrad Raab! Cliff Maxwell was unhappy that his nemesis not only stopped him from cashing in on Raab the week prior but was also gonna get a title shot before him so Cliff decided he’d cash in to make it a three way match! You’re not gonna wanna miss this match up next!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
Cameras go backstage as it's moments before the Junior Heavyweight title being on the line. He had held the belt for a year now, and that's something Konrad never thought possible. Konrad cleared his throat.
Konrad Raab: "Yeah, I'm getting tired of Cliff Maxwell, the biased half owner, playing stupid games with me all the time on when he's going to face me for the Junior Heavyweight title. For one, you don't even look like a Junior Heavyweight wrestler, unlike my last title contender, Wilmer was. I don't know why you're challenging me for the title, especially when you've been neglecting me since the day you confronted me. I know Solomon has been pissing you off, but you reap what you sow, as the saying goes, because you deserve every hell you get from the pair of us, well more from Solomon than me. You may have beaten Solomon, but you have never beaten me. I think you're way more concerned about Solomon than you are on beating me for the title."
Konrad nods his head, acknowledging what he had said on Cliff ignorance on Konrad lately and apart from cashing in the briefcase, Konrad didn't see Cliff wanting to win the title as much as Konrad wanted to retain it.
Konrad Raab: "Out of the two, I see Solomon Graham wanting my title the most. I admit I was very wrong about you when I said you weren't a Junior Heavyweight, and that's down to me being completely ignorant to ignore the king of Junior nickname you got going. Now, I can see why you're so hungry for my title and so hungry to prove to me you want to do everything to retain your nickname. You see, I admire that because you've shown me the most respect out of you and Cliff. Cliff only got in this match because of the briefcase. It was clear you wanted to do better without being the vicious masked guy you were. Please excuse me for my mistake as it's not like me to assume that on you."
Although there was another thing that caught Konrad's attention, they had a small brief discussion on Twitter.
Konrad Raab: "You admitted a courageous thing on Twitter the other day, Solomon, something I'm still learning about and something I think deserves the attention, having autism. From gathering from what I know about it from Lord Raab's husband, it's not an easy thing to deal with, so I fully supported Autism Awareness Day because I think in the wrestling business, especially for upcoming Autistic wrestlers like yourself and my brother in law, they can be just as smart and good in the ring, if not better than someone like myself. So now, I fully understand how important this match is for you and why you're so god damn hungry for it, wanting to win the belt from me."
Konrad knows a bit about Autism, but not enough, and he puts the fact he didn't acknowledge the autism awareness day to shame with his brother in law, aka Markus's husband, had it with his lack of speech and the anger his brother in law has.
Konrad Raab: "However, after what you told me, the fact he called you a loser and that you suck is a damn insult to both of us, Markus, who I know will speak on this as well later tonight and to the autism community as a whole. If only Fernandez Gomez understood autistic people can be smarter than someone like myself can be, now he's made himself feel quite stupid for not knowing about that. The point is whether your autistic or not, I will treat you the same as Cliff, viewing you as a threat, if not more. I understand the boundaries you must've had a tough time going through to be a professional wrestler, but just like me with wrestling overall, you had to overcome a lot more than I did to get here, and you have shown how fantastic you are in the ring so ignore Fernandez for putting you down as he did because you're tougher than you think."
While Konrad's praising Solomon and for a good reason, Konrad had mental problems to overcome daily, even the fears of anger that can and has held him back many times before.
Konrad Raab: "It doesn't do you any good when you come to face the guy who has been holding this title for a year. I haven't been sitting on a title reign; I've been defending it on Mayhem shows as well as PPV's because I want to be known as a fighting champion and a reign nobody will ever forget. I will defeat you, Solomon, the same way as I will with Cliff, who hasn't bothered to view me as a threat, other than with his actions. His heart isn't on beating me for the belt. I'm aware I can easily lose the title if Solomon or Cliff pin each other without me being involved in the decision. I still got to bring everything I have not to lose this title I've clawed on my hands and feet to get."
Konrad makes the claws motion on camera to show how desperate he was to win the Junior Heavyweight title. If he was to lose it tonight, he knows it would be a very long time if anyone at all were going to take over the reign Konrad had.
Konrad Raab: "This Junior Heavyweight title means everything to me, and I've even shown the belt to all of my friends in other companies how much I've proven people wrong, and admittedly, I have done things not suitable to say on TV, but I will take you both on and view you all as my competitors, wanting to beat me, but Cliff is the one I want to pin the most because of how much he's pissed Solomon and me off, but I got my eye on Solomon as well. I crave for this Junior Heavyweight title, and I will do everything it takes to walk away from this PPV still the EHWF Junior Heavyweight champion because you two are more focused on each other than doing everything to defeat me, and I got nothing to hold me back but defending this title to focus on. I wish you both the best of luck because you're going to need it, as I will pin either one of you to be a champion because I want to defend and win more than you two do. You will see tonight when Cliff and Solomon will prepare themselves to be Iceinated by The Iceman."
Konrad holds the title in the air, directly on the camera as he smiles before he walks away and goes behind the curtain as the cameras go to ringside for the announcer to call out the first wrestler into the match.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 3 way match and it's for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.
Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.
Illa Isabella: First Tonight… Solomon Graham!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And next up… Cliff Maxwell!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder.
He then high fives some of the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… He is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Konrad and Solomon look at each other as Cliff starts mouthing off to both of them! Raab and Solomon take a step forward and Cliff stops. Cliff backs off and starts to explain but the fans cheer as Konrad and Solomon get on Cliff and start beating him with right hands and forearms! The fans are on their feet as Cliff gets taken down and Solomon and Raab start to stomp him out on the mat! Cliff rolls out of the ring and Raab goes to get out to give chase but Solomon clubs Raab in the back and pulls him back in! Solomon then pulls Raab in and plants him with a suplex! Solomon gets on top of Raab and pull him up and instantly tries to lock in The Grahamlock! The fans go wild as Raab struggles but fights his way out and trips Solomon up on the mat! Raab goes to counter it into The Ice Lock but Solomon gets out of it! Both men get up and lunge at each other but they take each other out with lariats! Both men slowly stir to their feet as the fans cheer! They tie up in the centre of the ring! Solomon gets Raab in a headlock! Raab elbows Solomon in the midsection and gets Solomon in a headlock! They struggle in a stalemate until Cliff comes back in the ring and bounces off of the ropes and then hits both men with a diving double clothesline! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Here we go! These three going at it right now! Cliff has made Solomon’s life hell the past month or so but both men want Konrad Raab’s Jr Heavyweight Championship! Konrad Raab will not give it up that easy as he looks to continue his super impressive reign!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad Raab has impressively held this title for almost a year not and he’s not gonna let Solomon Graham’s or Cliff Maxwell’s personal rivalry mess it up for him tonight!
Cliff gets on top of Raab and starts striking him in the head with big right hands! The fans are all going wild! Raab tosses Cliff off of him and holds his head in pain! Cliff then gets on Solomon and start striking him but Solomon headbutts Cliff! They both get up and Solomon boots Cliff in the gut then plants him with a big suplex! Solomon isn’t done! He yells at Cliff on the mat then picks him up and hits him with a raised DDT right on the mat! Solomon wants a cover but Raab pulls him off and tosses Solomon in the corner! Raab runs up for a corner move but he runs right into Solomon’s boot! Solomon runs up for a knee strike but Raab dodges it then springboards off of the second ropes and flies a dropkick into Solomon’s chest! Raab gets up and Cliff thumbs his eye to a flurry of boos from the fans! Cliff then takes advantage and hits Raab with a belly to belly suplex and then covers him!
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Steve White: Cliff Maxwell getting involved and with that sneaky offense he gets the near fall! Raab kicking out after taking a beating there!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff with that thumb to the eye and then the power move almost had it there but Raab too determined to retain tonight and this one is really, really heating up right now!
Cliff Maxwell loses his temper and starts to stomp out Raab on the mat! The ref yells at him but Cliff ignores him and pushes him away then goes back to stomping out Raab on the mat as we see Raab start to bleed from his mouth! Solomon comes up behind Cliff and Cliff’s eye go wide and he yells in desperation as Solomon locks in The Grahamlock outta nowhere! He has it half locked in! Cliff is in pain and Solomon edges closer to getting it in full but Cliff lifts his leg and low blows Solomon off of him! Solomon falls to the ropes and Cliff hits him with a right hand! Cliff pulls Solomon closer into the ring and hoists him up but Solomon slides off of his back, boots Cliff in the gut then hits him with a sideslam on the mat! The fans are going wild! Solomon grabs Cliff by the hair and yells at him as he pulls him up by his hair but Cliff pokes Solomon in the eyes! The fans boo and Cliff gets his head under Solomon’s chin and hits him with a jawbreaker! The fans are on their feet! Cliff gets to his feet slowly but he turns around and looks shocked as Raab is on the top ropes! Raab leaps off and takes Cliff out with a flying axe handle as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Bah Gawd this one is getting fast now! Cliff Maxwell and Solomon Graham beating each other up but Cliff with that dirty offense is able to take Solomon down but Raab going high flying and takes Cliff down with that huge flying axe handle!
Chuck Thompson: Raab going that extra mile there tonight in order to save the match and try to retain here tonight!
Raab picks Cliff up and tosses him in the corner then gets on him and hits him with a boxing combo! Cliff falls out of the corner to his knees as he too is busted open on his mouth! Raab spits out some blood and grabs Cliff by the head and then picks him up! Raab hits Cliff with a cradle slam in the centre of the ring and gets up over Cliff and raises his arms to the cheering fans! The fans are on their feet! Raab runs up and springs off of the middle ropes and hits Cliff with a lionsault! Raab hooks the legs!
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Solomon pulls Raab off of Cliff, saving this one! Solomon hits Raab with a big body drop! Raab lands right on his neck! Solomon gets a stomp in then picks Raab up and hits him with a big powerslam! Raab is down on the mat and Solomon lines him up to end this one!
Steve White: Solomon comes in and starts to dominate this match and it looks like he’s lining up Raab to end this one! Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: Solomon Graham finally looking to accomplish his goal here and not only defeat Cliff Maxwell but also win the Junior Heavyweight Championship!
Solomon gets Raab in The Grahamlock! The fans are on their feet! Raab tries to get out of it! Raab is going red but he is able to break free and elbow Solomon in the side of the head! Raab gets around Solomon and lifts him up for The Frozen Pin but Solomon links his leg and Raab can’t get it! Raab goes for it again but it’s no good! Cliff runs in with a steel chair and cracks Raab in the back! Raab yells in pain and falls to the mat! The fans all boo! Solomon turns around and Cliff nails him in the head with the chair! The fans get to their feet! Solomon rolls out onto the apron, holding his head! Cliff turns to Raab and cracks the chair over his back! He hits Raab again then again then again! The chair is bent and we see the bruises and the bleeding form on Raab’s back! The ref yells at Cliff and tells him to drop the chair! Raab starts to get to a knee slowly and Cliff yells at him! Cliff smacks the chair over Raab’s head and Raab goes down! We see Raab’s head busted open badly as the canvas fills up with blood! Cliff covers Raab but the ref takes time to slide the chair out of the ring first!
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Steve White: You’re kidding me?! Cliff Maxwell brings a damn chair into this one! He can’t be DQ’d because it’s a 3 way match but dammit that tarnishes the whole Jr Heavyweight title match! This guy will do anything!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff is an asshole for sure but he’s shocked that it didn’t put Raab away! Raab is bleeding, beaten and in bad shape but he’s still fighting tough here tonight!
Cliff argues with the ref, he can’t believe it! Cliff gets on top of Raab and starts hitting him in the head with big right hands as Raab is a bloody mess! Solomon comes up and boots Cliff in the back of the head! Solomon grabs Cliff and hits him with a big snap suplex as the fans go NUTS! Solomon hits The Court Of Miracles and after the last elbow Cliff goes through the middle ropes and hits the outside! Solomon in a rage rolls out and yells at Cliff! Cliff can’t stand after that one! He’s hurting but Solomon shows him no mercy and runs a punt right into his ribs! Cliff rolls around in pain on the outside! Solomon turns around and Raab vaults over the top rope to the outside and hits Solomon with a flying cross body as the fans go wild! Raab grabs Solomon and rolls him back in the ring! Solomon slowly gets up to his feet and Raab takes him out with a diving shoulder block! Raab with another diving shoulder block! Solomon is up and Raab hits Solomon with a big cradle slam and covers him!
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Steve White: Solomon kicks out! Solomon kicks out! Bah Gawd what a match! Raab couldn’t put him away! That was Raab’s last stand! He’s too hurt! He’s too bloody! Can Raab muster something else here!?
Chuck Thompson: Solomon Graham so tough there, kicking out after that assault from Raab!
We see Cliff Maxwell faking being knocked out on the apron! When Raab comes around, Cliff puts his head back down. Raab picks up Solomon and whips him into the ropes! Raab goes for a hip toss but he can’t get it and Solomon hits Raab with a karate flip! Raab holds his back in pain but Solomon kicks him while he’s down! Solomon looks around! Cliff watches but goes back to faking being out on the apron! Solomon calls for it once more as Raab stumbles up to his feet!
Steve White: Raab is in bad shape! Solomon calling for The Grahamlock once more to finish this one off!!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell back on the apron but he’s watching these two fight while he pretends to be out dammit! Cliff Maxwell setting something up here the dirty bastard!
We see Cliff reach inside his boot on the apron! Raab gets up and Solomon locks Raab inside The Grahamlock as the fans go wild! Raab tries to fight out of it but he’s in real bad shape! Raab starts to fade quickly and Solomon has it locked in tight! Raab is almost out but Cliff comes in behind and puts on a pair of brass knuckles! The fans boo! Cliff hits Solomon in the back of the head with Power Punch! Solomon goes down and holds his head as he falls outside the ring! Raab falls in a slump to his knees! Cliff lines him up after all of Solomon’s hard work and hits Raab in the head with the brass knuckled Power Punch! Raab is down and Cliff tosses the brass knuckles into the crowd before hooking both legs and the tights!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion… Cliff Maxwell!
Steve White: NO! Son of a bitch! No way! You’re joking! Cliff Maxwell did it! He won the damn Jr Heavyweight Championship! Cliff faked out on the apron! Used a steel chair, hid during the match and used the brass knuckles to steal this one! This is so fucked!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell is a dream breaker and a damn piece of shit but you can’t deny he is a smart and cunning motherfucker!
The fans are booing wildly! Raab turns over bleeding and half out of it on the mat and he can’t believe it. Solomon is outside of the ring and watches as Cliff holds up the title belt and taunts the fans! Solomon slides in the ring and Cliff quickly rolls out! Cliff backs up the ramp and smirks as the fans boo him.
Steve White: Solomon Graham along with Konrad Raab clearly not happy with this one tonight as Cliff Maxwell orchestrates a robbery here but he did what he said he was gonna do!
Solomon looks out in a rage and points at Cliff Maxwell on the stage who holds up the Jr Heavyweight title belt. We fade out.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following mixed tag team contest is set for one fall and it is for the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challengers… Chemic!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And now his partner tonight… Kori Argentum!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: And now their opponents… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… His partner… The other half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
DING DING DING!
Ace and Chemic circle the ring for a while! They come up to lock up and Ace goes for the arm drag but it’s no good! Chemic tosses Ace with a hip toss but Ace flips out of it! They come up for a lock up but Ace gets around Chemic and gets him in a waist lock! Chemic switches to a headlock and Ace is caught! Ace rolls out of it! Ace ducks a clothesline and then springs off of the middle ropes and hits Chemic with a springboard dropkick! Chemic gets up but Ace hits him with a roundhouse kick! Chemic falls into the corner! Ace runs up for a corner move but Chemic blasts out and takes Ace’s head off with a massive clothesline! The fans get to their feet and go wild!
Steve White: Ace and Chemic fighting back and forth to start this one off but BOOM Chemic takes Ace out with a massive clothesline there!
Chuck Thompson: Chemic took Ace’s head off with that one!
Chemic picks Ace up and starts hitting him with slow right hands! Ace blocks one and kicks Chemic in the head! They trade blows until Ace ducks one and punches Chemic in the gut then hits him with a sidekick to the head! Ace falls back and Chemic falls into the corner! Ace runs up and hits Chemic in the head with a running corner knee! The fans are going wild as Ace takes Chemic out of the corner but Chemic pushes Ace against the ropes and then hits Ace with a big popup Samoan drop! Ace takes it hard and holds his back! Chemic pulls Ace up and in and then lifts him up for Chemical Plant but Ace nubs Chemic in the ribs and gets down then pushes Chemic away! Chemic with a boot sends Ace into the corner! Chemic runs up but Ace slides through his legs and Chemic hits the corner! Chemic comes back but walk into a sidekick to the head from Ace! Chemic falls into his corner and Kori Argentum tags in as the fans erupt! Kori gets to the top rope and flies off, hitting Ace with a missile dropkick to the chest! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Huge missile dropkick there from Kori Argentum as she hits her first move back in EHWF! Ace is down and Chemic and Ace have fought a damn intense match up so far! Chemic getting the tag out and now Kori wants to take advantage!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria and Ace don’t want to lose these titles tonight with so much on the line here at WAR for The CPO and Brandon Bash!
They both get up and Kori dropkicks Ace back down to the mat! Kori hits Ace with a running boot to the skull and he hits the corner! Alexandria tags in and the fans GO WILD! Kori smirks and tells her to bring it on as they lock up! Kori and Alexandria start trading big right hands in the centre of the ring! Alexandria blocks one then palms Kori in the face, deflects Kori’s hand and then punches her in the chest and sweeps her leg! Kori is down and Alexandria boots her in the face then rolls on her for the jackknife cover!
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Kori elbows Alexandria in the side of the head! They get up! Alexandria with a marital arts kick then an MMA strike combo! Kori hits the ropes! Alexandria goes for End Game but Kori slides under her! Alexandria didn’t expect it! Kori springs off of the middle then top ropes and hits Alexandria with a flying kick! The kick is dragged across Alexandria’s head and she goes down as Kori hits her with the standing moonsault and covers!
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Steve White: WOW! These two women are tearing the house down right now! They’re just going at it and putting on one straight up fight right now! Two near falls there but neither comes up with the win!
Chuck Thompson: Gawd will you look at these women, Steve! I’m gettin’ a chubby right now!
Kori whips Alexandria into the corner and Alexandria collides hard! Kori runs up and hits Alexandria with Bronco Buster! The fans are all on their feet! Kori springs up to the top rope and then goes for moonsault! Alexandria gets her knees up and Kori lands on them! Kori yells out in pain as she hits the mat! Alexandria gets up and hits Kori with a legdrop! Alexandria picks Kori up and pulls her in for Perfect Shot! Kori twists out of it with Alexandria’s arm and goes for Perfection! Alexandria kicks Kori in the back and sends her off of her into the corner! Alexandria runs up but Kori gets and elbow in on Alexandria’s face! Alexandria falls back and Kori runs up for Argentum Gold but Alexandria sidesteps her and hits her with End Game! Kori is out of it and stumbles, falling into the corner where Chemic tags in!
Steve White: End Game! Bah Gawd! Kori with quick thinking after Alexandria almost took her head off there! Kori is out of it but she got the tag to Chemic! This is incredible right now!
Chuck Thompson: An amazing mixed tag team contest here tonight with the titles on the line! Can The CPO pull this off or will Kori and Chemic cause the upset?!
Chemic runs in! He hits Alexandria with a hip and shoulder and sends her across the ring! The gets up! They trade blows! Alexandria gets some shots in and blocks some of Chemic’s but he headbutts her down and punches her to the mat! Chemic whips Alexandria and she hits the corner! Ace tags himself in and vaults up to the top rope then lands on Chemic with a flying lariat! Ace starts hitting Chemic with right hands and hammer firsts on the mat! Chemic throws him off of him and the fans are roaring with cheers! Ace hits Chemic with a roundhouse and he falls into the corner in pain! Ace runs up for Phantasm but Chemic dives out of the way and Ace’s leg gets hung up! Ace stumbles out in pain and Chemic explodes a smoke bomb in the ring! The fans go wild as Ace looks around in the midst of the billowing smoke! Chemic comes out as the smoke clears and plants Ace with a big running STO! The fans go nuts as Chemic covers him in the clearing smoke!
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Steve White: BAH GAWD! Smoke bomb! Chemic detonates and takes Ace down and almost gets the win right there! Near fall isn’t gonna cut it though!
Chuck Thompson: An amazing match as Kori and Chemic aren’t giving into the champions and Ace and Alexandria are starting to look stressed! This has geared up big time! What a night so far!
Chemic pulls Ace up but Ace slaps Chemic away then hits him with a right hand! Chemic responds with one of his own! Ace with a kick then another! Chemic grabs his leg and tosses Ace to the mat! Chemic starts stomping on Ace! Ace rolls up! Chemic with a right hand! Ace with a roundhouse! Ace dropkicks Chemic to the mat and then dives over and tags in Alexandria! Chemic gets up but Alexandria comes off of the top ropes and hits Chemic with a flying single knee! Chemic is down! Alexandria looks like she’s gonna follow up but she runs up and blindsides Kori off of the apron with a mean elbow that sends her flying off the apron to the barricade outside! The fans boo and Alexandria smirks as she runs up and kicks a seated Chemic in the head back down to the mat!
Steve White: Alexandria back in this match as she blindsides Kori Argentum and takes her off of the apron sending her in the barricade!
Chuck Thompson: Chemic has to recover and act quickly!
The ref argues with Alexandria but it gives Ace time to come in the ring and wait for Chemic to get to a knee then hit him with a mean side kick to the side of his head! Chemic falls to the mat once more and Ace quickly gets out before the ref sees him! Alexandria picks Chemic up for The Perfect Shot but Chemic out of nowhere pops Alexandria up and plants her with a spinebuster! Chemic wants to tag out but Kori is hurt on the outside! The fans are going wild! Chemic forces himself up but Alexandria has had time to recover. He sends her into the ropes and she ducks a clothesline! Chemic comes back and goes for the green mist but Alexandria ducks it! Alexandria then hits Chemic with her spinning backfist and he goes down! Alexandria turns around and stumbles in shock as we see Kori Argentum get up on the top rope! Kori goes to leap off but Ace gets up on the apron! Kori kicks Ace off of the apron and he falls to the outside! It gives Alexandria enough time to dive on the top rope! Kori loses her balance and falls to the outside front the top rope, crashing down next to Ace! The fans are going NUTS!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! What a match! This thing is exploding right now! Kori trying to save this one! Ace taken out! Kori taken down! Alexandria wants to follow up now and end it!
Chuck Thompson: Chemic on his hands and knees right now but he needs to act!
Alexandria runs up for a roundhouse but Chemic ducks it! Chemic this time spits the red mist but Alexandria focuses and matrixes out of it, avoiding the mist then running up and hitting Chemic with End Game! Her knee snaps off of his head! Chemic stumbles around into a boot to the gut! Alexandria pulls him in and smirks as everyone else is down! Alexandria hits Chemic with the Perfect Shot and the fans are going NUTS! She hooks the far leg!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and STILL the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick and Ace Pena… The Corporate Power Originals!
Steve White: Wow what a match! I wasn’t expecting that! Just incredible from all four of these competitors but Ace and Alexandria pull out the win yet again and retain the gold here tonight at WAR! Great mixed tag contest!
Chuck Thompson: It was a great match with Chemic and Kori almost pulling off an upset but Alexandria and Ace seemed to be one step ahead of them at most points in this contest and Brandon Bash will be a happy man tonight so far!
The fans are cheering but Ace rolls Kori back into the ring! Chemic gets hit in the back of the head with a title belt by Alexandria! Kori gets hit in the face with a title belt from Ace and the fans start to boo! Alexandria and Ace start to stomp out Kori and Chemic on the mat as the fans boo louder!
Steve White: And now the assault after the match! Ace and Alexandria taking out Kori and Chemic here and… wait!
Chuck Thompson: Wait! Wait! It’s BRIANNA RISSI! Here she is!
The fans go NUTS as Brianna Rissi sprints down the ramp! Ace alerts Alexandria and they leave Chemic and Kori alone! Brianna slides in the ring! Ace lunges at her but Brianna leaps a headbutt into his face and he hits the mat with a busted nose! Alexandria looks apprehensive! She looks around then nods and holds up the title belt! She swings it at Brianna but Brianna ducks it and hits Alexandria with a superkick to the face! Alexandria goes down and she rolls out of the ring holding her face!
Chuck Thompson: Brianna Rissi rushing out and making the damn save here tonight and taking out The CPO and her new rival Alexandria Kendrick right now!
Alexandria stumbles around on the outside but Brianna knocks her with a forearm to the back! Alexandria hits the barricade and yells in pain! She pulls herself over the barricade into the crowd! Brianna gives chase as the fans go nuts and they trade punches in the crowd! Eventually as they keep fighting they disappear out an exit! The fans are going wild! We pan back to the ring where Ace looks out for Alexandria, holding his bloody nose confused!
Chuck Thompson: Brianna and Alexandria brawling in the crowd and fighting out an exit as they disappear! Now what?!
Chemic vacates up the ramp but Kori runs up and kicks Ace in the head as the action starts back up in the ring! Kori lines up Ace and then runs up, hitting him with Argentum Gold! The fans go WILD! Ace is down and bleeding! Kori then climbs to the top rope and signals for Flawless Factor but Ace rolls out of the ring with the title belts! Kori gets down back in the ring as Ace backs up the ramp into the arms of Brandon Bash who helps him!
Steve White: Ace getting a taste of his own medicine there and almost falling victim to Kori Argentum but he gets out of the ring and now Bash is taking him out of here!
Ace holds a title belt and Bash holds the other as he helps him back up the ramp to the stage! Kori Argentum points out at them and yells out in anger as we fade out…
Cameras go backstage of Lord Raab, standing there as he wants to address the first topic in the picture regarding what Konrad commented earlier tonight.
Lord Raab: "I also want to address the guts Solomon has with what Konrad said earlier tonight. Yes, it's true that my husband and Konrad's brother in law Samuel McPherson, the man that was tag champions with me and is happy for me to accomplish this dream with Konrad is autistic and the fact Solomon came out to say that makes him more of a fucking wrestler than some of you are. I know the boundaries autistics have to go through, Samuel McPherson goes through them every single day with his lack of speech, causing him to write notes on paper. So I know how difficult it is. I also support autism awareness day because of my husband. So applause to you, kid for admitting it."
There were cheers for Lord Raab as he admitted about being married to an autistic, but he needed to get right into the thick of things.
Lord Raab: "Now I'll get to the most important task of the whole thing, the match against Wilmer Patricky for the Hardcore title. So you see, you know the differences between Konrad and me, unlike some fuckers in this company who think me and Konrad are alike and around the wrestling world. Konrad may respect you, being too soft on you, but I'm not one of those wrestlers at all, especially as you know from the history we've had together from the first time EHWF was around. The truth is I think you being in this division despite your claims of stepping out of your comfort zone doesn't work for you."
There are mixed reactions, but boos for Lord Raab as he needed to get used to cheers at times, much like Konrad with the boos. Raab smirks.
Lord Raab: "This is why each time we've had hardcore matches, you've been way too soft with the weapon hitting; maybe on other wrestlers, you do more damage, but you are like a harmful fly. You may think you know your way with the hardcore wrestling style, but you don't. Take a look at the state of my body with the scars, glass pieces sticking out of my body and cuts I have and say you've been in more destructive and dangerous situations than I have. Nobody is as dangerous in hardcore matches as me. You honestly would ask why Konrad and I are teaming together? Isn't it obvious that we need each other with our weaknesses to make each other stronger?"
Raab shook his head, already wanting to destroy Wilmer in a match as if he hates talking enough about upcoming matches.
Lord Raab: "I guess that never crossed your mind. However, the importance of this match is me beating the holy shit out of you because I am the Hardcore master of professional wrestling. I'm the man everyone wants to beat when it comes to hardcore wrestling because I'm the top dog of it. There isn't one single hardcore match I've never been in. Can you say the same, Wilmer? No, because monsters like me are feared, more so when it comes to this match because nobody quite frankly fears you in hardcore matches. To be a hardcore champion, you got to break the fucking rules and use weapons to clock people, to bloody them into pieces. You don't fit that mould."
There are boos from the arena as Raab smirks, feeling good about the match tonight.
Lord Raab: "Which is why I'm going to do everything I can to make sure you feel every ounce of pain and suffering you'll get from me, teaching you a thing or two how to be a better hardcore wrestler. It's dangerous for you to face me when I'm the creative mind of hardcore wrestling because little do you know, that hardcore wrestling saved my god damn life. Yes, it actually did, so you can see why I love being destructive and beating the fuck out of you until I know you're done for. No doubt in my mind I will take that hardcore title away from your hands, belonging to someone that divines hardcore wrestling. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Masked German Monster."
Raab laughs as he turns away from the camera and goes straight to gorilla position before the next match takes place on the PPV tonight.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: The following is an Inferno Tables Match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… He is The Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
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The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he threw his right hand up into the air to show off the EHWF Hardcore Championship to the world! Wilmer looks up at the championship with a look of joy on his face as he lowers his arm back down to his side, looking out at the crowd and nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then suddenly make a break for it down the ramp and slide into the ring underneath the bottom rope before quickly pushing himself up to his feet! Wilmer would then spin around in circles with his arms spread out, the Hardcore Championship swinging around as he spins his way to the center of the ring. Wilmer would then suddenly stop and slowly raise his right arm into the air, once again showing off the Hardcore Championship as he continues to nod his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would do a little bit of skanking around in the ring with the title before handing it over to the referee and backing into his corner. Wilmer gets in a few last minute stretches while he awaits for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are going nuts! Tables are placed all around the ring and Lord Raab and Wilmer Patacky eagerly stare each other down around the ring as they start to circle! They come up close but Wilmer gets a strike in on Raab’s head! Raab swings but Wilmer ducks it! Wilmer with a snap kick to Raab’s torso! Wilmer hits Raab with a right hand then another then another but Raab hits Wilmer with a big uppercut and Wilmer hits the ropes in pain! Raab with a boot to the gut! Raab man handles Wilmer but Wilmer gets around Raab with a waist lock and the fans are going wild! Wilmer hits Raab with a snap kick to the back then another then jumps up and kicks him in the back of the neck! Wilmer hits Raab with the Puh-Tah-Kee Kick as he controls this one now! Raab falls into the corner! Wilmer runs up but Raab comes out and drops Wilmer with a big boot! Wilmer holds his face in pain but Raab grabs his chin, picks him up and hits him with a huge uppercut! Wilmer falls against the ropes! Raab runs at him but Wilmer elbows the fuck out of Raab’s head! Raab stumbles back and runs again but Wilmer pulls the top rope down and Raab goes crashing to the outside in a heap! The fans are GOING NUTS!
Steve White: Here we go! Raab and Wilmer who are no strangers to each other especially regarding The EHWF Hardcore Championship are going at it tonight! They’re beating the fuck out of each other right now and this one just spilled to the outside!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer who has had a lot to say and a lot to do with The CPO as of late looks to get a defence in on his old nemesis Lord Raab tonight! Wilmer looking incredible ever since he came back into EHWF but he is on another level!
Wilmer springs over the top rope to the outside and hits Lord Raab with a big diving crossbody! The fans are going wild! Both men start to stir back up to their feet! Raab gets up but Wilmer has a table and he runs it into Raab! Raab falls down to the floor as the men fight on the outside! Wilmer waits for Raab to get to a knee before running the table into him again! Raab is down! Wilmer hits Raab in the back with the table then tosses it on him! The big man is down and a Wilmer chant starts! Wilmer grabs a table and sets it up! The fans get to their feet as Wilmer grabs Raab by the hair and brings him over but Raab smacks Wilmer with a big uppercut! Wilmer is down and he’s bleeding from his mouth! Raab picks Wilmer up and scoops him on his shoulder! He turns towards the table but Wilmer slides off of his back! Wilmer swings a kick but Raab grabs his leg and Raab takes out Wilmer with a big lariat! Wilmer holds his neck and back in pain but Raab shows no mercy! He grabs Wilmer by the throat and picks him up! Raab goes for The Chokinator but Wilmer pushes off of him! Wilmer with a roundhouse takes Raab out! Wilmer gets up the steel steps and runs up the apron! Wilmer dives off at Raab for another diving crossbody but Raab catches him! Wilmer is shocked and Raab walks around with Wilmer up horizontally and with great strength, falls back and plummets Wilmer through the table with a powerslam! The fans go nuts as Wilmer explodes through the table!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! These men just trying to bring war to each other out here! Wilmer with amazing offence there and he tries to take Raab out off of the apron but Raab with his power catches Wilmer and puts him through the damn table!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! That powerslam sending Wilmer flying and then exploding through that damn table! Brutal!
Raab picks up Wilmer out of the wreckage and then grabs him by the hair and runs him into the barricade! Wilmer holds his side in pain as we see his back is all bruised and scratched up! Raab picks Wilmer up again and this time brings him over to another table and smacks his head off of it! Raab lifts Wilmer up onto his back but Wilmer pushes off of him! Raab turns around right into a roundhouse from Wilmer! Wilmer dropkicks Raab down on the floor! The fans are going wild as Wilmer gets to the apron! Wilmer looks back and sees Raab get up but Wilmer jumps from the apron to the middle ropes and hits Raab with a moonsault to the outside! Raab goes down hard and yells in pain! Wilmer gets up and grabs Raab then smacks his head off of the table! Wilmer sets up another table on the outside! Wilmer turns right into a right hand from Raab! Raab picks Wilmer up and tosses him right into the apron! Wilmer yells in pain!
Steve White: Wilmer mounting a big offense there but Raab just not taking it and tossing Wilmer hard into that apron! Both men putting each other through such punishment!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is stronger, faster, quicker ever since coming back into EHWF and training hard but is it enough to take out The Masked German Monster?!
Raab picks up Wilmer and punches him back down with a mean right hand! Wilmer spits out some blood! Raab sets up another table and there are about 4 tables set up on the outside now! Raab stalks Wilmer from behind then wraps his hand around his neck when he turns around! Wilmer starts rapidly elbowing Raab in the head and breaks out of it! Raab with a big boot! Wilmer ducks it then turns around and picks Raab up on his back! Raab and the fans are shocked at Wilmer’s new strength! Wilmer hoists Raab up and plants him through a table! The fans are going NUTS! Raab is down! Wilmer takes a moment to recover and wipes some blood from his head! Wilmer goes under the ring and grabs some matches as he lights up one of the tables! The table catches fire and the fans LOSE IT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Wilmer the first man to light up a table and set it on fire! All he’s gotta do is put Raab through it now to win!
Chuck Thompson: These men have fought each other in brutal matches with the Hardcore Championship on the line before but tonight it’s more intense than ever!
Wilmer grabs Raab and drags him to the table but Raab runs Wilmer into the flaming table! Wilmer burns his back and pushes off, yelling in pain! Raab punches Wilmer then tries to drag his head back into the flames but Wilmer puts his boot out! Raab presses Wilmer up but Wilmer slides off of his back then dropkicks Raab into the flames! Raab catches firer on his arms and his hair and he thrashes around as the flames spread! The fans are going wild! Raab pats the flames out but we see his attire burnt and we see bloody burns on his body and arms! Wilmer lines him up and runs a running dropkick into his head! Raab goes down! Wilmer looks around and lights up a second table and the crowd erupts!
Steve White: These guys just destroying each other here! Wilmer with that speed and power so impressive as he puts Raab down yet again but this one is still going and now the flames intensify as a second table gets lit up!
Chuck Thompson: These two are gonna destroy each other tonight! Lord Raab there literally catching on fire and burning himself and Wilmer using it to his advantage and following him up but he can only retain if he puts him through a flaming table!
Wilmer picks Raab up again but Raab knees Wilmer in the gut and plummets massive fists and forearms on Wilmer’s back! Raab rolls Wilmer in and slides a table in! Wilmer stirs to his feet but Raab runs the table into Wilmer and Wilmer is down! Raab sets up the table in the ring! Wilmer is up and Raab presses Wilmer up but Wilmer gets off of Raab and goes for the superkick! Raab catches his leg then pulls Wilmer in and takes his head off with a high impact clothesline! Raab then pulls Wilmer up and gets him on his shoulder then plants Wilmer through the table in the ring with a running powerbomb! Wilmer is in a bloody and hurt mess in the rubble of the table! Raab gets out of the ring and grabs Wilmer, pulling him out as well! Raab hoists Wilmer up and chokes him while holding him as the fans cheer! Lord Raab then hits Wilmer with a double handed choke bomb on the side of the apron! Wilmer yells in pain but Lord Raab runs a big boot into the side of his head and he goes down hard!
Steve White: Shit! Wilmer gets devastated there! This ain’t no normal match! These men are putting their bodies and careers on the damn line right now!
Chuck Thompson: We’ve got 2 flaming tables on the outside right now and this one is really starting to heat up!
Raab boots Wilmer while he’s down he drags Wilmer from under the apron and lifts him up on his shoulder! We see Wilmer grabbed a fire extinguisher from under the ring! Raab runs Wilmer to the flaming table but Wilmer extinguishes it with the fire extinguisher! He puts the table out right before Raab plummets him through it! The fans are going wild! Raab looks confused! He goes to pick Wilmer out of the ruins of the table but Wilmer sprays Raab with the fire extinguisher! Raab is covered and holds his eyes! Wilmer gets the time to get up and runs the fire extinguisher into the side of his head! Raab goes down! Wilmer blasts the fire extinguisher into the back of Raab’s head again then the back of his neck then his back and finally sprays him again before tossing the extinguisher away! Wilmer sees the bleeding Raab on the floor! Wilmer rolls Raab onto one of the non-flaming tables then rolls into the ring! The fans go WILD and Wilmer gets to the top rope! Wilmer leaps off and lands on Raab on the outside, putting Raab through the table with a massive flying Great Frog-Bow! The table explodes and Raab takes a big hit as the fans GO WILD!
Steve White: Through the table! Wilmer from the top rope to the outside and Lord Raab might be done after that one! It’s just carnage out here tonight! This is hardcore! This is extreme!
Chuck Thompson: These two men knew it was going to be a war here tonight and they’ve torn the house down with this match but still no one has gone through a flaming table yet!
Wilmer pulls himself up on the apron, he’s hurt and bleeding! Raab suddenly sits up and the fans go wild! Wilmer smirks and shakes his head as Raab gets up! The two men trade blows! Raab hits Wilmer with an uppercut! Wilmer falls into the apron! Wilmer explodes at amazing speed and drives a super hard punch into Raab’s gut! The fans are shocked and Raab is shocked at Wilmer’s speed and power as he falls over and coughs up blood! Wilmer looks down at him and we can see Wilmer is hurt! Wilmer picks Raab up and goes for Lubrication Twist but Raab rakes Wilmer’e eye out of desperation then boots him in the back! Raab with a right hand then an uppercut! Raab hoists Wilmer up for Killer Buster as he edges near the flaming table! Wilmer gets off! Wilmer with a kick! Raab blocks and boots Wilmer in the gut then hammers him with a right hand! Wilmer fires a super kick! Raab ducks it and Wilmer stops himself at the flaming table! Raab pushes him into it but Wilmer shoves him off and we see Wilmer was burned! Wilmer is hurt and Raab with a mean uppercut! Wilmer is stunned and Raab grabs him! He goes for Chokinator through the table but Wilmer pushes off last second, lands and hoists Raab up on his back with amazing strength then plants him through the flaming table with a sitout double leg slam! The table smashes! Raab catches on fire and the fans go CRAZY!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: BAH GAWD WHAT A MATCH! WILMER DOES IT! WILMER DOES IT! Wilmer retains the damn Hardcore Championship and that’s a powerful side of Wilmer that we haven’t seen before! Wilmer Patacky puts Raab through that flaming table and wins!
Chuck Thompson: What a brutal match and an incredible effort by both men but even though The Masked German Monster kept getting up and ruthlessly trying to destroy Wilmer, Wilmer went the extra mile and showed us that he HAS what it takes!
Wilmer had slowly made his way up to the stage with a microphone in his left hand, and holding the EHWF Hardcore Championship he just successfully defended in his right hand. He reaches up to wipe some blood from his face with his left wrist before he turned to face the ring.
Wilmer Patacky: You know, I've kept quiet leading up to this war with Lord Raab. I didn't cut any promos to try and get a laugh out of anyone or anything like that, because I knew I had to stay focused. With the battles we've had in the past, and more recently after what he did to me on Mayhem, I had to take this match seriously. And that's what I did. I told Brianna Rissi to take me to an entirely 'nother level in our training leading up to this. All of the work I have put into making this reign as your EHWF Hardcore Champion much more memorable than my first reign all those years ago. And now, I will continue to fight and defend this title all while I continue to bring the fight to the CPO! Because they can try to keep me down all they want to, but as you can see...I will never stay dow-!
Before Wilmer could finish that sentence, we can see the monstrous Stephen Sebastian spin Wilmer around and turn him inside out with a huge ripcord lariat! Brandon Bash steps out from behind the curtain laughing with a steel chair wrapped in barbwire in hand.
Steve White: What the hell!? Wilmer getting blindsided by Stephen Sebastian of the CPO!
Chuck Thompson: And of course, not far behind Stephen is that bastard Brandon Bash! Wilmer should have known better!
Even after the war he just went through with Lord Raab, Wilmer still starts to push himself back up to his feet after Stephen's attack! Stephen looks to be even more enraged than usual at this while Bash stops his laugh to look down at Wilmer somewhat surprised. Bash points down at Wilmer and nods his head to Stephen. Stephen raises his arms up above his head before he slams a double axe handle down onto Wilmer's back, knocking him back down! Wilmer winces in pain, but is still showing signs of life! Bash signals for Stephen to lift Wilmer up and hold him, and Stephen does as he's told. Bash lets out another laugh before he barks more orders at Stephen. Stephen is now holding Wilmer up onto his feet by his hair, while now also holding the barbwire wrapped steel chair in front of Wilmer's face.
Chuck Thompson: Wait, don't tell me that he's about to...
A loud smack can be heard as Bash superkicks the barbwire steel chair right into Wilmer's face, while Stephen is still holding Wilmer up by his hair with one hand!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Texas Chair Massacre!
Even more blood begins to pour from the fresh cuts on Wilmer's face from the Texas Chair Massacre, and Bash just smiles a sadistic smile at his actions. Stephen looks over to Bash, and Bash gives Stephen a thumbs down. Stephen stuffs Wilmer's head in between his legs before letting out a huge roar of rage. Bash steps back as Stephen then lifts Wilmer up, holding his torso up over his right shoulder. Stephen slams Wilmer's limp body down onto the stage with so much rage and force that Wilmer actually goes crashing THROUGH PART OF THE STAGE!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! Stephen just sent Wilmer through the damn stage! We need some medics out here!
Steve White: I think Wilmer spoke too soon about never staying down. Stephen Sebastian with the Dragonslayer right through part of the damn stage! I don't think we will see Wilmer get up from that one, Chuck.
Bash bursts into laughter once again after Wilmer can be seen laying motionless in the wreckage of steel. Stephen lets out another roar, this time both of rage and victory as EHWF referees and officials are out to keep Stephen and Bash away from dealing more damage. Bash just flashes a cocky smirk as the officials are hesitant to really try and pull Stephen away. Bash finally signals to Stephen to back off, as the two make their way backstage while EMT's rush out with a stretcher as soon as Bash and Stephen are gone. We fade out from the scene to a Michael Rissi/Sah’ta Thor history promo.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a no holds barred match set for one single fall!
"Turn Down for What" - DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Sah’ta Thor!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And next… His opponent tonight… Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING!
The fans are going CRAZY with cheers as Michael Rissi stands across the ring from Sah’ta Thor! Michael rips his tank top off and tosses it aside as his gigantic and pumped super physique dwarfs Thor’s much smaller body. Michael lets out a roar as he goes to circle the ring with Thor but Thor looks apprehensive of Michael and backs off a bit. The fans are still cheering! Thor comes in close but Michael runs up and lifts him high in the air! Thor’s eyes are wide as Michael slams him down hard on the mat! Thor gets ripped up to his feet from the mat and Michael plants him with another huge slam! Thor rolls out of the ring and holds his back in pain! Thor goes to make a runs for it but Michael is faster and slides out of the ring on the other side then runs at Thor at monstrous speed and collides with him, sending Thor flying in the air and crashing down to the floor outside! The fans are going nuts! Thor slowly gets up to his feet all hurt and groggy and Michael runs up once more, running into Thor at high speed with a big shoulder and arm, sending Thor flying in the air and over the barricade into the front row of the crowd! The fans are shocked and the crowd goes BERSERK!
Steve White: Michael Rissi just punishing Thor here right now! Thor trying to make a run for it but Michael Rissi is just a blur of speed and he sends Thor through the air and smashing down into the crowd! Amazing!
Chuck Thompson: The power and speed of Michael Rissi is nothing short of amazing! When Thor tried to screw Michael Rissi over at Aftermath and aligned with Scorpion - that may have been the biggest mistake of his career!
Michael reaches into the front row and tosses Thor over the barricade back to the outside! Thor is on the outside floor, yelling in pain ass he holds his back and torso! Michael looks down at him and shakes his head! Michael goes to pick up Thor but Thor hits Michael with a low blow! Michael falls back into the barricade and Thor gets a moment to recover as the fans boo him! Thor runs up and runs a knee into Michael! Michael uses the barricade to balance himself! Thor uses the opportunity to smack Michael with a steel chair when he turns around! Thor hits Michael with another chair shot then another! Thor goes for a forth chair shot but Michael grabs the chair and pulls Thor into a boot! Michael tosses the chair but Thor ducks it! The chair hits the ring! Thor comes back with a right hand! Thor then rakes the massive chest of Michael and then whips Michael back first into the ring apron! Michael holds his back and Thor takes a second! Thor runs at Michael for a high knee but Michael presses Thor overhead with ease and then drops Thor head first onto the apron as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Thor is trying his best to fight back but Michael is all over him! These men using the barricade and steel chairs to brutalise each other but Michael with that massive slam to Thor on the apron!
Chuck Thompson: Thor is taking punishment here tonight! Thor and Michael have been rivals and enemies since 2011 and Thor has never been able to topple Michael Rissi and looking at the way things are going - Thor isn’t going to be able to do it tonight either!
Thor stumbles around, bleeding from his mouth and disoriented as he falls to the floor and crawls to the ring apron! Thor nurses himself under the apron cover in pain! Michael walks up and drags him out but Thor has grabbed a fire extinguisher from under the ring and sprays Michael with it! Michael falls back, holding his eyes! Thor gets up enraged and runs up, hitting Michael in the head with the fire extinguisher! Thor sprays Michael with it again before running up and smacking Michael in the back with it then once more with a fire extinguisher shot to the back of his head! Michael falls against the barricade and we see him bleeding from the back of his head! Thor tosses the fire extinguisher aside and sets up a table at ringside! The fans begin to go nuts! Thor grabs Michael and rakes his face! Thor tries to get Michael up but Michael is too heavy and Thor drops him back on his feet! Michael boots Thor in the gut then presses him overhead! Thor’s eyes are wide and he shakes his head rapidly as the fans go NUTS! Michael dumps Thor through the table with an overhead press slam and the crowd erupts!
Steve White: Thor busting Michael open with the fire extinguisher and getting some space there to fight back but Michael tanks those shots and dumps Thor through the table like a sack of potatoes!
Chuck Thompson: How the fuck do you stop Michael Rissi!? Look at this guy!He’s a fucking animal!
Thor crawls out of the wreckage of the table, bleeding, coughing and spluttering! He tries to crawl away but Michael steps on his back! Michael picks Thor up and rolls him in the ring! Thor is in pain and he’s a mess. Michael slides in the ring and goes over to him but a desperate Thor kicks Michael’s thigh! Thor then rolls out of the other side of the ring! Michael slides out but Thor was concealing his Thor Staff in his pants! He takes it out and extends it then smacks it over Michael’s back! Thor holds the Staff up high and then runs it into the side of Michael’s head! Michael turns back around but Thor smacks Michael in the legs with it and Michael falls to a knee! Thor gets behind Michael and gets the Thor Staff around his neck and starts to choke him out with it! Michael grabs the Staff as he struggles and then snaps it in half! Thor backs off, holding the now snapped Staff as he looks up and down in shock and fear! Michael gets up, coughing but Thor tries to act quick and runs a boot into Michael’s groin! Michael goes down, holding his balls and Thor grabs his head, hitting the kneeling Michael with a DDT on the outside floor!
Steve White: The beaten and battered Thor tries to use his Thor staff but it has little effect on the gigantic Michael Rissi as Rissi snaps it in half! Thor with the low blow and then the DDT to the outside floor! Thor creating some sort of offense there!
Chuck Thompson: Thor going as dirty as he can in this match and he bought himself some more time but how long can he survive Michael Rissi?!
A beat up and bleeding Thor yells at the downed Rissi on the outside! Thor reaches under the ring and pulls out at barbwire wrapped table and the fans get to their feet! Thor sets it up and smacks it! Thor grabs Michael by the hair and tries to drag him towards it but Michael slaps his hands away then hits Thor with a big spinebuster into the barricade! Thor yells in pain as he holds his back! Michael has a steel bar tray! Thor turns around and Michael smacks it into Thor’s head and Thor goes right down! Michael holds up the bent bar tray and the fans go wild! Michael goes to the other side of the ring and picks up a ladder! He stands over Thor with it and puts it down on his neck then starts to crush him and choke him out! Thor’s legs start flying all over the place and he screams as he lies on the floor! Just then the fans boo as Blood Red jumps the barricade and hits Michael in the back from behind! Michael drops the ladder and Blood Red starts to stomp out Michael as he falls to his knee!
Steve White: Thor’s lackey, Blood Red has jumped the barricade and now he’s attacking Michael Rissi! It’s 2 on 1 now and Thor has planned all of this out! Thor has no intention to lose this one tonight!
Chuck Thompson: It might be 2 on 1 but Michael Rissi has done the damage to Thor already and I doubt he’s gonna have much trouble with Blood Red either!
Blood Red with a boot to the side of the head to Michael! Blood Red lines Michael up and runs at him for Black Light Special but Michael runs back at him and collides with Blood Red! Blood Red goes flying into the barricade and comes off second best! The fans are going wild! Michael turns around but Thor hits him with a steel chair shot to the head! Michael falls back and Thor cracks the steel chair over his back! Blood Red gets up and runs a knee into Michael while he’s bent over! Blood Red and Thor both come at Michael but Michael takes both men down with a double spear! They’re down and Michael gets up with a roar! Michael reaches under the ring and gets a table! He sets it up before man handling both Blood Red and Thor, sending them into the barricade hard! The fans are on their feet! Michael tosses Blood Red on the table then Thor on the table! The crowd gets loud as Michael rolls in the ring and climbs to the top rope! Both Thor and Blood Red are hurt on the table on the outside! Michael stands on the top rope and the fans get to their feet! Michael leaps off and lands on both men, putting them through the table with a diving elbow drop from the top rope to the outside! The table explodes and the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Michael Rissi manhandling both Thor and Blood Red and putting them BOTH through the table with that elbow drop to the outside! Michael Rissi treating them like children right now!
Chuck Thompson: That was brutal! Michael isn’t done though! He’s right back up and he’s picking up those steel steps!
Michael picks up the steel steps and holds them up! Thor is down! Blood Red is bleeding and out of it but he gets up and Michael runs the steel steps square into his head! Blood Red goes down! With incredible strength, Michael Rissi tosses the steel steps halfway up the ramp with ease and the fans lose it with cheers! Blood Red is down and bleeding! Michael picks him up and hoists him up on his back! Michael walks over to the barricade! The fans in the front row flee as Michael hits Blood Red with a Rissi Slam right into the crowed onto the chairs in the front row! Blood Red is destroyed and in a bloody mess under the rubble! Michael turns back to the match but Thor again takes advantage of the distraction and hits Michael in the head with a barbwire baseball bat! Michael bleeds from his head and stumbles around to the apron where Thor runs up and hits him again! Michael goes down on the apron and the fans boo Thor!
Steve White: Michael Rissi almost kills Blood Red there and sends him into the front row! Thor with the low blow and then a barbwire bat shot to the head! Thor taking advantage but will it be enough!
Chuck Thompson: Two shots with the barbwire bat! Michael is down on the apron after that! Thor building something here but can he try and win it after that?!
Michael is on the apron and Thor lines him up with the barbwire bat! Thor runs forward and swings but Michael rolls back into the ring! Thor hits the ropes with the bat and it bounces back at him and Thor strikes himself in the head! Thor falls back and Michael slides out of the ring again and picks up Thor, planting him on the outside floor with a powerful spinebuster! Michael picks the ladder back up and Thor is a bloody mess on the outside floor! Michael sets the ladder up then grabs Thor and rolls his bleeding and almost unresponsive body onto the table! The fans start to go NUTS as Michael climbs the ladder on the outside! Michael gets to the top and looks down as the fans roar! Michael leaps off and hits a moonsault off of the top of the ladder, landing on top of Thor and putting him through the table! The fans are going nuts as Thor and Michael lie in the ruins of the table!
Steve White: Michael outsmarting Thor at every avenue and punishing him! Thor is a bloody unresponsive mess and Michael just put him through another table after a moonsault off of a ladder BAH GAWD!
Chuck Thompson: What a match! Thor might be dead!
Michael gets up and picks Thor up by his collar and belt as he drips with blood and moans in pain! Michael rolls Thor back into the ring! Michael gets in and has Thor overhead before slamming him down on the canvas hard! Michael looks around then looks at Thor and shakes his head in disgust! Thor coughs up some blood and Michael drags Thor over to the bottom rope. Michael opens Thor’s mouth and puts his mouth on the bottom ropes and the fans go WILD! Michael bounces off of the ropes and runs up, booting Thor in the back of the head and hitting him with Take Care! Thor bleeds profusely out of his mouth as we zoom in and see 3 teeth on the apron! The ref dives on Thor and calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Michael Rissi!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! What a battle! Michael Rissi kicking the back of Thor’s head in and his teeth out! The ref, forced to stop this one as Michael Rissi dominantly defeats Sah’ta Thor yet again!!
Chuck Thompson: An amazing match as Michael Rissi shows once again why he is unstoppable and why he’s taking no shit from the people who tried to align against him here in EHWF!
Michael gets up on the apron and wipes some blood on his chest, raises his arms and roars out with pure adrenaline as the fans cheer! Outside the ring we see EMT’s checking on Thor after strapping him to a stretcher! Michael looks out as they fix Thor to the stretcher and put a neck brace around him, wheeling him away!
Steve White: Bleeding and unresponsive Thor is being wheeled out of here on a stretcher in defeat!
Michael Rissi jumps out of the ring and lands in front of the stretcher! He stands and walks forward as the EMT’s look fearful and back off! Michael approaches Thor on the stretcher and the fans go WILD with cheers! Michael grabs the stretcher and picks it up! Michael presses it up and with amazing strength, tosses Thor and stretcher across the ramp and off the side into the barricade and spotlights! Thor comes off of the stretcher and the stretcher is damaged! The shocked fans go wild and the EMT’s look apprehensive to help Thor!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! What the fuck did Michael Rissi just do! What the fuck?! He just picked the whole stretcher up and tossed Thor off of the side of the damn ramp!
Michael walks off up the ramp as the EMT’s swarm over Thor again. The fans go wild as we fade out to a Black Man promo.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the EHWF World Championship!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is the EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
DING DING DING!
The fans are going wild as Black Man taunts Zoe across the ring! Black Man insults her and tells her this won’t take long. They circle each other and Black Man lunges at Zoe who ducks him! Black Man comes back and goes to grab her but she somersaults away from him! Black Man quickly turns for a swing but Zoe snaps a kick into his legs! Zoe snaps another then another! Black Man swings but Zoe with another snap kick then she chops Black Man in the chest! Black Man whips Zoe into the ropes! She comes back and flips off of his back! Black Man comes back but Zoe snaps a side kick into his face! The fans go wild! Black Man looks pissed off! He comes in close for the tie up but Zoe is agile and gets him in a waistlock! Black Man counters into a headlock but Zoe gets him into a chickenwing hold! The fans are going wild! Black Man whips Zoe into the corner hard and she yells out as she holds her side! Black Man hits Zoe with a big boot and she’s down and Black Man goes nuts! Stomping Zoe out on the mat and yelling at her before he steps on her hair and pulls her hair with the ref yelling at Black Man!
Steve White: And here we go! EHWF Championship on the line and Black Man and Zoe going at it with Zoe using speed and ability to get a lot in so far but now Black Man resorting to dirty tactics and the fans are booing!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man IS the EHWF World Champion! He won the title when The CPO destroyed Killer Carter and he’s here to say that The CPO rule EHWF now and he’s at the top. Black Man found it insulting that he had to defend against Zoe tonight!
1… 2… 3… 4… Black Man lets go of Zoe as the fans boo him and the ref warns him! Black Man smirks and walks around before stomping Zoe in the chest once more! Black Man picks Zoe up and rams her into the corner hard! Zoe goes to stumble out of the corner but Black Man uses his side to slam her back in the corner again! Zoe holds her back in pain and wails hurt. Black Man runs up for a corner move but she slides under him and Black Man eats the corner hard! Black Man comes out holding his head and arm but Zoe hits Black Man with a tornado kick straight to the head! Black Man goes down and the fans are going wild as she covers!
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Steve White: What?! Massive kick from Zoe and Zoe with that cover! Black Man can’t believe it and he didn’t see it coming! What a slug fest this is! Two contrasting styles and this isn’t gonna be as easy as Black Man thought!
Chuck Thompson: The Zoe that Black Man knew from the past isn’t the Zoe that we know today! This is shaping up to be a real battle!
Black Man presses Zoe off of him then rolls out of the ring. Black Man loses it on the outside and kicks the steel steps in anger! Zoe yells at him to get back in the ring! Black Man slides and lunges! Zoe ducks him and snaps a kick then follows up with a Pele Kick to the side! Black Man falls in the corner! Zoe gets up and runs at him but Black Man bursts out with a big clothesline! Black Man picks Zoe up and plants her with one of his sideslams as the fans go wild! Black Man rubs his forearm over her face and eyes as the fans boo him! He back off and yells at the ref and Zoe on the mat as he comes over and stomps her before picking her up and whipping her into the corner! Zoe goes up the turnbuckle and falls off, taking damage as she stumbles around! Black Man hoists her up and plants her with a big back body drop! Zoe yells out in pain as Black Man bounces off of the ropes - keeping control and hitting Zoe with a big legdrop! Black Man covers!
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Steve White: Bah Gawd! Black Man doing whatever it takes here tonight and the fans hate it! The fans behind Zoe McDraven here so far tonight! Black Man with that big drop as he controls Zoe in this half and then the leg drop cover but Zoe kicks out!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man can’t believe it! He’s pissed off! He thought he had it after all that but Zoe is tough and she keeps kicking out!
Black Man can’t believe it! He gets up and hoists Zoe up on his shoulder then drops her on the turnbuckle with snake eyes! Black Man then hits her with his Black Attack punching combo in the corner and busts her mouth open! Zoe falls out of the corner and crawls away in pain but Black Man runs up and punts her in the ribs and she rolls out of the ring! The ref comes over and berates Black Man and warns him away! Black Man slides out of the ring and gets Zoe up then rams her into the apron back first! Zoe screams out in pain and Black Man rolls her back into the ring! Black Man gets in and holds his arms out to the booing fans! Black Man goes to stomp Zoe but she grabs his leg and quickly wraps him up in the small package!
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Steve White: Bah Gawd! Small package! Black Man didn’t see it coming! Zoe almost had it! Zoe almost won the whole thing there!!
Chuck Thompson: These fans are going CRAZY right now! Black Man almost losing it there! Black Man shocked and now rethinking this whole thing as Zoe will not die here tonight!
Black Man is pissed off but Zoe runs up and knees the kneeling Black Man in the face! Black Man holds his face in pain! She lines him up and when he gets up, Zoe hits Black Man with Shockwave straight to the head! Black Man is down and the fans go NUTS! The cheers break out and Zoe goes to the outside and climbs up to the top rope! She gets up there and calls for Supernova Flash! Suddenly, Brandon Bash appears and gets up on the apron! Zoe kicks him away! He tries to get back up but Zoe kicks him off to the outside! Zoe tries to get back up to position but it give Black Man enough time to punch her on the turnbuckle, climb up with her and hit her with Black Plaque from the top turnbuckle! The fans go wild! Zoe is devastated and Black Man crawls over and covers her!
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Steve White: Bah Gawd! You’re joking me right now! Brandon Bash running interference! Black Man that dirty bastard taking advantage and destroying Zoe with Black Plaque but somehow she still KICKS OUT! Black Man is PISSED!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe another impressive kick out after that huge move! These fans are going crazy but Black Man can’t believe it as Zoe refuses to give up! Brandon Bash is out here to fuck everything up as usual!
Black Man smacks the mat in a rage and he can’t believe it! Black Man argues with the ref and Brandon Bash on the outside! Black Man comes over and picks the hurt Zoe up! Black Man comes off of the ropes and gets his hand on Zoe’s back then goes for a scissor kick but Zoe dodges it! Black Man turns around and she hits him with a springboard dropkick! Zoe goes to bounce off of the ropes again but Bash grabs her leg from the outside and trips her! Zoe gets up and turns around into Black Boot from Black Man and the fans all get up! Black Man goes for Black Stunn! Zoe pushes out of it! She goes for Shockwave but Black Man sidesteps her and she gets hung up on the ropes! Black Man runs at Zoe but she uses her athletics and pulls the top rope down and Black Man goes crashing to the outside! Black Man is pissed and gets back up but Zoe dives over the top rope and lands on Black Man, using her whole body to take him down as the fans go BERSERK!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Zoe putting it all on the line just to take out Black Man as she goes flying like a damn bird to the outside! Black Man thought he had it there! He’s in better condition than Zoe but Zoe just keeps coming!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe could actually do it here tonight! Just like at Aftermath she refuses to lose here and Black Man looks like he’s about to spiral out into a rage!
Zoe rolls back in the ring! The fans are going nuts! The ref starts to count but Brandon rolls Black Man back in the ring! Black Man wasn’t ready but Brandon didn’t want to risk count out! He gets up and Zoe jumps on his back and locks in Kinetic Energy! It’s over! Black Man is locked in! The standing Kinetic Energy is lit! The fans are going nuts! Black Man thrusts around as he fades but he gets to the corner and pushes off the turnbuckle with his boot! They land on the mat and Zoe takes damage but as they roll up she still has him locked in! Black Man does it again and they fall again! This time it works! The fans are going wild! Zoe is smaller and gets up quicker and snaps a kick into Black Man’s head as he gets to a knee! Zoe wants to follow up but Black Man thumbs her in the eye and gets up, hitting her with his big sideslam and planting her hard! The fans are going wild! Black Man grabs the ref and argues with him and while the ref is distracted, Brandon Bash grabs Zoe and starts punching her in the head from the apron! The ref tries to turn back but Black Man distracts him! Zoe is busted open! Brandon smacks her head off of the apron a couple of times before rolling her back in the ring!
Steve White: WOW! Kinetic Energy almost takes Black Man out but he gets out of it and shows his experience! These two old foes fighting it out in an AMAZING title match tonight but after Black Man’s sideslam - the ref is distracted and Brandon Bash is assaulting Zoe right now!
Chuck Thompson: The damn CPO and Bash are gonna ruin this one for Zoe! The fans are booing right now but this has been such an intense contest!
The fans are all booing! Black Man brushes past the ref and gets his hands on his knees as he claps and tells Zoe to get up! Zoe is bleeding and hurt and the fans are booing! Zoe smacks the mat and gets up and Black Man goes for Black Stunn but she pushes him away at the last second! Black Man with Black Boot! Zoe ducks it and springs off of the middle then the top ropes for a flying Shockwave but Black Man hits her with a Black Boot out of the air! The fans are all on their feet! Zoe took it hard! Black Man with the boot after a few moments and then Black Stunn! Zoe is done as Black Man covers her and the fans boo!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! What a battle! I can’t believe it! Zoe so many times kept coming back and almost pulled it off but Black Man too cunning here tonight and Brandon Bash helps with CPO backup! Black Man still the champion after that quick thinking Black Stunn!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe didn’t see that Black Boot in midair that devastated her! If she hit the Shockwave off of the ropes then she might very well be the EHWF Champion right now! Black Man retains!
Black Man holds up the title as Brandon Bash celebrates with him! Black Man flips Zoe off on the mat then starts stomping her out! Brandon Bash starts stomping her out as will as they start to brutalise her on the mat! The fans all start to drown them out with boos but Black Man and Bash don’t care! They dig the boots in!
Steve White: Here we go! Bash and Black Man punishing Zoe here and now just like The CPO did to Wilmer Patacky earlier in the night and they might put her in the damn hospital as well now! Screw this!
Zoe is bleeding and bruised on the mat! Bash signals at the ramp and Ace Pena and Stephen Sebastian come down the ramp! Ace has a table with him and the fans all start to boo! They get in the ring with Black Man and Bash and Ace sets up the table! Bash and Ace stomp Zoe a few more times before they want to set her up for the Quadruple Powerbomb!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! No! C’Mon! Black Man retained already! There’s no damn reason to do this! NO! Now The CPO is out here and Zoe is in trouble!
They pull Zoe in to finish her with a massive Quadruple Powerbomb but the fans go BERSERK as Michael Rissi sprints down the ramp! The fans go nuts and Michael slides in the ring! Black Man and Bash look at each other and back off! Michael runs square into Ace Pena, sending him flying over on the apron! Bash barks at Stephen and he goes for Berserker Lariat but Michael ducks it! Michael hits Stephen with big right hands! Another and another and another and another! Michael backs off into the ropes but Stephen knocks him down with a shoulder! The fans go nuts! Stephen rips Michael up to his boots and starts hitting him with big strikes! Michael fights back and the two trade big shots! Michael’s woulds open back up and he starts bleeding! Stephen with a big headbutt sends Michael into the corner!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Michael Rissi is out here right now and he’s making the save for Zoe McDraven! He’s taking on The CPO and he’s brawling with Stephen Sebastian right now!
Stephen runs at Michael in the corner but Michael lifts him up and drops Stephen on the turnbuckle! Stephen isn’t that affected and hits Michael with a big lariat! Michael is down! The fans are going nuts! Stephen picks him up and dishes out a right hand then hoists him on his back but Michael gets down and gets Stephen up! Stephen drops off and hits Michael with a sidekick! Michael falls into the centre of the ring! Black Man and Brandon Bash grab Michael! They get a few fists in but Zoe McDraven springs off of the top rope and hits Black Man with a flying high jump kick sending Black Man into Bash knocking him over! Michael breaks free! Stephen goes for Berserker Lariat! Michael ducks it and goes for the Superkick but Stephen ducks it and hits the ropes! Michael runs up and smacks into Stephen hard, clotheslining Stephen over the top rope sending him hitting the apron and crashing to the outside! Michael skins the cat back into the ring! Brandon Bash rolls out! Michael turns around to Black Man but Black Man quickly slides out and the fans GO WILD!
Steve White: Michael Rissi clearing house and making the save on Zoe McDraven! It’s no secret Michael’s history and feelings with guys like Brandon Bash and Black Man! Stephen Sebastian is on the outside raging - he still wants to go!
Stephen Sebastian is on the outside raging but Brandon Bash is trying to calm him down! The fans are going wild and Bash and Black Man back Stephen back up the ramp as he tries to get past them! Stephen yells at Michael but Bash tells him now is not the time and they back up the ramp! Michael checks on Zoe and the fans go wild as Zoe gets up and snaps a kick into Ace who tries to recover on the mat! Michael looks out at Bash! Bash has to stop Stephen again. Bash points at Michael from the stage and tells him not to touch Ace Pena!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Bash and Black Man holding Stephen back right now! Ace Pena was left behind and it might be all over here! Bash warning Michael right now!
Michael points back out at Brandon but Brandon yells from the stage! Michael plummets his clasped fists down on Ace Pena and Ace’s eyes go wide as he falls to the mat again! Michael picks Ace up and plants him with a massive elevated thrust spinebuster through the table The CPO set up before! Ace is destroyed and Brandon and The CPO look pissed off!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Ace destroyed and Michael sending a message to The CPO! What the heck is gonna come from this now?!
Michael points out to Brandon Bash and Black Man who are keeping Stephen at bay! Michael and Zoe celebrate in the ring as the fans go wild and we fade out to a TLC 2 Promo!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
The fans start to cheer as Joyride hits the PA system. Nina and Thea come out on the stage in the smoke and lights as the fans cheer for them. They both pose on the stage for a moment before they come down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans. They come down the ramp and slide inside the ring. They get to a corner each and raise their hands to the cheering crowd. They get off the turnbuckles and come over to the ropes on the side of the ring and Thea leans on them with her arms raised while Nina gets up on the second ropes next to Thea and raises an arm. They get down and get to the corner to wait for the bell to sound.
Illa Isabella: And Next… Their Opponents Tonight… Thea Nefeli and Nina Chanel… Joyride!
"Evacuate the Dance Floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… First… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Misty Vega!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner… The other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are going NUTS! The crowd is the loudest they’ve been all night and the roof is barely holding on the damn arena! All three teams are keeping to themselves as the bell sounds. Misty quickly rolls out of the ring and Nina gives chase! Misty goes for a ladder but Nina clubs her in the back! Joanna gets out of the ring and goes for a ladder but ends up fighting with Sara Daniels on the outside! The fans are going wild! In the ring Ana gets Thea up on her back but Thea gets off and counters with a sidekick! Ana catches the kick and spins Thea around! Thea goes for the Enziguri but Ana ducks it! Ana blasts Thea in the back of the head then sends her to the outside! Misty slides a ladder into the ring and gets in! Nina follows her! Misty tries to get up the ladder but Nina boots her in the midsection! Nina runs up and springboards off of the ropes and hits Misty with a springboard dropkick! On the outside Thea gets up but Ana Somnia runs a damn table into her and knocks her down! Ana slides the table inside the ring! Sara tosses Joanna into the ring post! Sara picks up a ladder and runs it at Joanna but Joanna dives out of the way and Sara hits the ring post and falls back! Joanna runs up and nails Sara with a high knee to the side of the head!
Steve White: Here we go! The main event and the match everyone has been waiting for! There is so much between these three teams and so much on the line tonight as they fight in TLC 2! Joanna and Misty won the titles at Final Destination in the first TLC and now they’re defending them here!
Chuck Thompson: Kill Team X have come on the scene and we know how fresh and talented Sara Daniels already is and we know how powerful and strong Ana Somnia is so they will be tough to beat but you don’t have to pin your opponent - you just gotta beat them senseless and climb the ladder and grab the belt!!
Rose: These are some of the most talented competitors I’ve ever seen not just in EHWF but in pro wrestling as a whole! It’s going to be a WAR here tonight!
Ana slides in the ring and as Nina climbs the ladder, Ana rips her off of it! Ana hits Nina with some quick strikes then plants Nina with a German Suplex! Ana hits Nina with another one in the ring and the fans are going wild! She goes for a third one but Misty cracks a steel chair over Ana’s back in the ring! Misty goes for another one but she grabs the chair! They fight over the chair! Nina snaps a kick into Ana’s back! The fans are going nuts! Ana tosses Misty away! Nina springs up to the top rope then leaps off but Ana catches her! Ana turns around and dumps Nina over the top rope onto Joanna on the outside! Misty runs at Ana but Ana sidesteps her with speed and then hits Misty with a mean Pila Udar! Misty goes straight down! Thea gets in the ring with a steel chair and swings it but Ana dodges it! Thea leaps up and swings again but Ana jumps away! Ana runs up and takes Thea down with a Texas Tornado! The fans are all on their feet! Sara slides a table and another ladder in as Ana sets up the ladder under the title belts!
Steve White: Ana Somnia dominating as usual and now it looks like she might be climbing up here to take those titles dammit!!
Chuck Thompson: Kill Team X are dangerous and they are gonna be so tough to beat in this one but anything can happen in a TLC match!!
Rose: There is no doubt Ana is easily the most powerful competitor out here in this match by far but in TLC I think anything can go down and anyone can win this one!
Ana starts to climb the ladder but Nina dives on her and tries to pull her down! Ana kicks her in the head and keeps climbing! Joanna slides in the other side and climbs the other side of the ladder as the fans go NUTS! Sara drags Nina outside the ring and tosses her into the barricade hard! Ana and Joanna are up on top of the ladder! Ana reaches for the titles but Joanna punches her in the face! Ana responds with a right! Joanna with a right of her own! Ana almost knocks her down with the next one as Ana hits far harder! Joanna hangs on and gets her leg up and kicks Ana straight in the head! Ana wasn’t expecting that! Thea grabs the ladder from the bottom and topples it over! The fans go WILD as Ana and Joanna go from the top of the ladder crashing down to the outside in a massive heap! The fans are all on their feet! Thea looks down at Ana and Joanna in pain on the outside!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Joanna and Ana at the top wrestling for the damn belts but Thea comes along and topples the ladder and sends both women crashing to the outside! Wow! That’s gotta hurt!
Chuck Thompson: Thea thinking quick there and she knows that she has to do stuff like that in this match to survive it!
Rose: Survive as long as you want, the only way to win it is to climb a damn ladder and get the damn belts!
Sara runs into the ring! On the outside some tables have been set up! Misty grabs a ladder and bridges it across the ring and barricade! The fans are going wild! Sara and Thea trade some right hands but Sara knocks Thea down and starts bashing her with hammerfists! Sara with the steel chair and she smacks it over Thea’s back! Sara goes for another one but Nina cracks Sara in the back from behind with a steel chair! Nina sets up a table! Thea gets up and sets up another table in the ring! They pick up Sara and Thea and Nina put Sara through a table with a double suplex! The fans go wild! Misty is being cunning on the outside! She rolls in and grabs a ladder then runs the ladder into both Thea and Nina, knocking them down! Misty sets up the ladder and starts climbing it as the fans roar!
Steve White: Look at the pain! Look at the destruction! Look at the carnage! These women are brutalising each other in that ring right now! Misty is climbing the ladder now and she could put an end to all that!
Chuck Thompson: Joyride put Sara Daniels through a damn table and Misty knocks both Nina and Thea down with that ladder! These women are gonna break each other right now!
Rose: Misty is halfway up that ladder but she might be screwed here!
Misty get up but Ana comes in and climbs after her! The fans get to their feet! Misty grabs the belts but Ana punches her in the face! Misty comes back with a right hand! Ana hits with three times the force and Misty is devastated! Ana smacks Misty’s head off of the top of the ladder then tosses her off! Misty goes plummeting from the top of the ladder through a table down in the ring! The fans go wild and Misty is down! Ana grabs the title belts along up on the ladder and the fans go NUTS! Nina is on the top turnbuckle with a chair and leaps off the top rope, hitting the chair into Ana’s back on the ladder with a missile drop kick! Ana lets go of the belts! Nina drops! Thea leaps off the ropes with a steel chair and dropkicks it into Ana’s back! Ana falls off of the ladder to the mat and the match is saved! We see Ana, Thea, Nina, Misty all bleeding and hurt! Joanna rolls back into the ring but Sara does the same! Sara boots Joanna in the midsection and suplexes her right onto of a ladder! Joanna yells out in pain as she holds her back!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This is brutal! This is ruthless! They’re all putting their damn bodies on the line here tonight and they’re fighting with all their heart!
Chuck Thompson: They’re gonna be carrying them off like corkwood after this one, Steve! If you thought I had a chubby during the Kori Argentum/Alexandria Kendrick showdown - it’s nothing compared to the hard on I got for these goddesses out here right now, I’m tellin’ ya!!
Rose: …Charming…
Sara positions the ladder under the belts a bit better and goes to climb but Misty grabs Sara by the hair and pulls her down to the mat! They roll to the outside and start brawling! Sara out-fights Misty on the outside and tosses her into the barricade! Misty gets to her knees and Sara goes for South African Surprise but Misty ducks it! Misty then takes Sara out with a big clothesline on the outside! Misty kicks Sara while she’s down but Ana comes and makes the save and spears Misty through he damn barricade! Misty yells in pain as everyone is shocked at Ana’s speed and power! Ana drags Misty out of the debris and hoists her up! Ana plants Misty through the damn announce table with the Zver' Bomb! The fans are going NUTS! The table explodes and the fans are on their feet! Misty is down and Ana takes a second to recover but inside the ring, Joanna and Thea are on top of the ladder, fighting it out!
Steve White: SHIT! Ana is truly unstoppable! That massive spear THROUGH the barricade and then the Zver’ Bomb through out damn Spanish Announce Table in front of us! Misty is cooked after that one and Ana shows her dominance!
Chuck Thompson: It might not matter dammit! Joanna and Thea are fighting for the belts at the top!
Rose: Joanna or Thea might just grab the belts right here and right now! See what I’m sayin’ to ya!
Ana slides in to take out the ladder but Nina outta nowhere springs off of the top rope and hits Ana with the Joyride Hurricanrana! The fans go wild! Ana is sprawled across the ring! Thea and Joanna fight it out trading rights and lefts at the damn top of the ladder! The ladder starts to shake! Joanna with a right hand and the ladder starts to topple! Joanna leaps off and clings onto the title belts! The fans go wild as she hangs from the belts while Thea falls to the mat! The fans are all on their feet! Joanna clings on hard and tries to unhook the belts! Sara comes in with a ladder and strikes it up at Joanna! Nina does the same and Joanna lets go and drops to the centre of the ring! As Joanna lets go the hanging mechanism breaks above the ring and the title belts move up high above the ring, further away from all the competitors! The fans are going NUTS right now!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Joanna leaped from the falling ladder and grabbed onto the title belts but Nina and Sara took her out with those ladders! The hanging mechanism breaks and now the title belts are even higher up above the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! The only way you’re gonna reach those belts now is by standing at the very top of a ladder which is difficult in itself or by using one of those 20 foot ladders outside the ring!
Rose: I’ve been in so many ladder matches in my time and not one of them was easy but this TLC match is off the hook! This is incredible!
Sara tosses the ladder at Nina and she goes down! Nina rolls out of the ring in pain! Sara follows her! Thea gets up slowly but Ana plants Thea through a table with a big spinebuster! The fans are going nuts! Ana sets up a stable in the ring then leans another one in the corner! On the outside, Sara hits Nina with Call of the Wild! The fans go wild as a bleeding Nina is down! Sara and Ana communicate from outside and inside the ring! Sara exposes the concrete by taking away an outside floor covering square! The fans GO WILD! Sara pulls Nina up! Sara hauls Nina upside-down after exposing it and Ana jumps off the top rope to the outside and elbow drops the upside-down Nina head-first into the concrete - hitting the See You Next Tuesday! The fans shrill at the sight then go NUTS and blow the roof off of the arena! Nina is a bloody unconscious mess on the concrete as the ref swarms her! She’s done!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! NO! That’s brutal! Sara and Ana with that See You Next Tuesday on the exposed concrete! That has DESTROYED Nina Chanel! That’s too much! That’s just way too much!
Chuck Thompson: That was fucking brutal! Kill Team X are fucking ruthless! Nina was already beat up and bleeding but that has put her the fuck out now!
Rose: That was extreme but that’s what you can expect in a match like this and that might spell bad news for Joyride!
EMTs get Nina on a stretcher and get her out of there! Thea is panicked and follows the stretcher, checking on her and leaving the match! The fans are going wild! It’s essentially just Joanna/Misty vs. Kill Team X now! Ana gets back in the ring! Sara follows with a 20 foot ladder! They go to get to work but Joanna runs up outta nowhere and hits Ana with Bouncing Fish! Joanna chains it right into another Bouncing Fish into Sara! Joanna takes them both down and kicks up! Ana gets to a knee and Joanna lines her up and hits her with Final Strike! We zoom in and see Joanna on top of Ana! We see Ana bleeding badly from her mouth and her chipped tooth! Joanna wipes some blood on Ana’s torso and whispers something to her! Joanna gets up and tries to set the ladder up but it’s heavy! Sara Daniels takes Joanna out with Twisted Sense of Humour! The fans go wild! Sara tries to pick the ladder up to set it up but she’s slow because it’s a heavy one! Misty is back and she hits Sara in the back of the head with Mist Effect! Sara rolls out of the ring, out of it! Ana is enraged and hoists Misty up and hits her with The Сука Silencer right into the seat of a set up steel chair! The fans go WILD! Ana gets up and quickly sets up the huge ladder! Ana turns around and her eyes widen as Thea leaps off of the top rope and hits Ana with some flying knees to the head! Thea is in a rage and dives on Ana and starts hitting her in the head with wild lefts and rights!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Just an all out brawl in there right now but Thea Nefeli out of nowhere rushes back into this match and takes Ana out and Thea is in a damn rage! She wants revenge for what they did to Nina!
Chuck Thompson: Thea with pure rage is able to get Ana down! Thea is gonna make them pay! Joyride can still win it even with one member!
Rose: The heart of Thea Nefeli is encouraging! She’s going nuts right now and she doesn’t care!
Thea gets up and kicks Ana square in the chin on the mat! The fans are erupting with cheers! Thea dives outside the ring over the top rope and lands on Sara! Thea picks Sara up and tosses her headfirst into the the steel steps! Thea then grabs Sara and pulls her in and hits her with Designer DDT right on the steel steps! Sara is a bloody mess and she’s down on the outside! The fans are going nuts! Ana rolls out and starts brawling with Thea but Thea isn’t backing down! Ana starts to give Thea a mean beating but the fans GO WILD as the see Joanna up on the top rope with a ladder! Joanna backflips off of the top rope to the outside and takes Thea and Ana out with a ladder assisted Rissastrophy Moonsault! The fans are going nuts right now! Everyone is down! Misty gets into the ring and slowly starts to climb the ladder!
Steve White: Fuck! Shit! That was brutal! These women aren’t gonna be able to stand soon! The blood! The mess! This is amazing! Joanna off the top rope and she takes everyone out with that ladder moonsault!
Chuck Thompson: Thea going nuts and takes Sara out with the Designer DDT on the steel steps! She’s gonna feel that one tomorrow!
Rose: Misty climbing the ladder now but she can barely stand!!
Joanna and Ana trade blows on the outside! Misty is halfway up the ladder! Joanna goes for Celestial Shot! Ana ducks it and hits Joanna with Slavic Stunner! Ana has to act quick! Ana gets in the ring and climbs up behind Misty! She tries a sunset like movement and yanks Misty down and hits a Zver’ Bomb from mid ladder to the outside! Misty crashes through the ladder that’s bridged between the apron and barricade! The fans go wild! Ana rolls out of the ring! Thea runs up and rams Ana into the ring apron! Ana winces in pain! Ana hammers down on Thea! They wrestle along the ring apron cover! After a scuffle, Ana gets the production cables from under the ring and starts to choke Thea with them! The fans are going wild! Thea tries to fight out of it but she can’t! Joanna runs up and kicks Ana in the side of the head! Ana lets go but whips Joanna in the midsection with the cables! Joanna falls back! Ana whips Thea in the back with them! Ana rolls in the ring! Joanna gives chase! They both climb the huge ladder! Thea follows and then topples the huge ladder! The 20 footer breaks in the middle and Joanna and Ana both go flying to the outside through some tables! The fans GO CRAZY! There is now no ladder big enough and Thea must get to the very top of a smaller one!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Joanna and Ana sent crashing down from that huge ladder through some damn tables and they’re done for tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Thea’s gonna do it! She lost the big ladder but she can stand at the very top of a normal one and still win it! Even with Nina gone, Thea’s gonna do it! I can’t believe it!
Rose: This match is just incredible! I can’t believe the performance these women have put on tonight! This must be one of the greatest matches of all time! What an incredible effort!
Thea gets to the top but now she has to stand up! Sara comes in and shakes the ladder! Thea falls down and hits the mat then Sara hits her with an MMA kick before she can move! Sara climbs the ladder and the fans go wild! Ana rolls back in the ring and yells for Sara to go to the top! Misty runs in but Ana hoists her up and plants her through a table with a spine buster! Sara tries to stand up! Thea dives on the ladder and Sara catches herself as she loses her balance! She can’t reach the belts! The fans are going nuts! Thea climbs behind her but Ana grabs Thea’s leg, pulls her off the ladder and Thea falls into an uppercut! Thea is down! Joanna leaps off the top rope and dropkicks the ladder and Sara falls down a few rungs! Ana is trying to protect the ladder! She swings at Joanna but Joanna ducks it and goes for Celestial Shot! Ana ducks it and tosses Joanna into the ladder in the corner then runs up and spears Joanna through the ladder! Sara again trips down and gets to the near top of the ladder! She can’t get the balance to stand, especially with all the action below! Suddenly Sara and the ladder rise up! The fans LOSE IT! We see Ana under the ladder lifting it up with great strength! Ana pumps the ladder up and Sara looks around in shock!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Ana is lifting the fucking ladder up! Sara can’t get to the top and she can’t reach it to Ana is gonna lift it!
Chuck Thompson: You gotta be kidding me! Ana with that strength! She takes everyone out and protects Sara and now she’s lifting Sara up on the ladder!
Rose: The strength is remarkable!
Sara reaches out and grabs the title belts as Ana lifts the ladder with her on it and positions it! Sara unhooks the title belts and Ana sets the ladder back down! The fans LOSE IT and go NUTS with cheers as Sara slides down the ladder with the belts and falls into Ana’s arms!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Ana Somnia and The Showtime Champion… Sara Daniels… Kill Team X!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! WHAT A MATCH! WHAT. A. MATCH! I can’t believe what we just saw! These 6 women just made history! They put on an amazing show but Kill Team X are the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions!
Chuck Thompson: That was one of the greatest matches I’ve ever called! What an incredible contest! Ana Somnia at the end impressing again and lifting that damn ladder up so Sara could grab the belts! I can’t believe it!
Rose: Kill Team X have proven themselves here and they are your new EHWF World Tag Team Champions! TLC 2 went above and beyond and that’s one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen!
Sara stumbles and Ana helps her up! Joanna and Misty are outside hurt as they look on while Kill Team X’s music plays! Thea is lying on the mat, disappointed. Ana and Sara have a hard time standing up as they celebrate, covered in blood! They hold the title belts up and the fans go wild and crazy!
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for! That was an INCREDIBLE night that we’re not gonna forget! Kill Team X are your new EHWF World Tag Team Champions! I can’t wait to see the aftermath of WAR and what’s gonna happen next week on Mayhem! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to EHWF Retribution. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to AFTERMATH!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Retribution comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s EHWF Retribution and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: We welcome you to EHWF WAR! Tonight we have an action packed card set for you that will no doubt encompass some of the hottest feuds and rivalries in pro wrestling today and might even start some new ones! No doubt one that has been on everyone’s mind is the controversies surrounding the EHWF Championship! Black Man and The CPO destroyed Killer Carter and put her in the hospital with Brandon Bash orchestrating a Black Man cash in to help Black Man capture the EHWF Championship once again! That same night Zoe McDraven impressed and found her way back to the EHWF Championship picture and now tonight - Black Man and Zoe McDraven will do battle one on one as two hall of famers go at it for the biggest prize in pro wrestling!
Steve White: That is going to be quite the encounter to witness but out MASSIVE main event tonight is going to be for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships as Joanna and Misty defend against Joyride and Kill Team X in TLC 2! It’s gonna be a Tables Ladders and Chairs war here tonight as these three teams who have A LOT of history together are all gonna go at it in what will be one of the greatest matches we’re probably gonna witness! Joanna and Misty won the Tag Team belts in TLC at Final Destination but lost them straight after to The Covenant! Joanna and Misty then took The Covenant out and freed their souls when they recaptured the Tag Belts but Joyride want another shot and Kill Team X have made a name for themselves in the tag division and have staked their claim! Now some of the most talented fighters in the world are gonna go at it in our main event tonight! It’s gonna be incredible
Chuck Thompson: You’re right about that one Steve! Talking about the Tag Team Division - Alexandria Kendrick and Ace Pena of The CPO will defend their Mixed Tag Team Championships against the returning Kori Argentum and Chemic! After Nitro and Wilk were destroyed and sent back to the indies, Alexandria and Ace have been THE main Mixed Tag going around and have become a cornerstone of The CPO but tonight - they face a new and different teaming. Will they be ready for Kori and Chemic?
Steve White: And talking about rivalries - Michael Rissi goes head to head with his old nemesis Sah’ta Thor! These two have been worst enemies since 2011 and with Sah’ta Thor trying to turn on Rissi after Final Destination and siding with Scorpion - and trying to take Rissi out in return for favours from Scorpion. Michael Rissi didn’t forget it and he didn’t forget Thor’s actions at Aftermath and now Thor haas to deal with the consequences! Thor has been cleared to compete for a few weeks now after a few injuries and he gets a chance to try and take Michael Rissi down in a no holds barred match! People have been waiting years to see these two go at it again! Thor has never been able to topple Michael Rissi but will tonight be the night he finally does it?!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer Patacky was in the midst of mounting an offensive to The CPO but yet again he was ganged up on and taken down. To make things worse last week after a beatdown - Lord Raab appeared after Wilmer’s match and took Wilmer out then announced he was cashing in his Feast or Fired briefcase against him for the Hardcore Championship! We’ve seen these two men go at it before for the Hardcore Championship but tonight it will be in an Inferno Tables match as these two men literally go to WAR!
Steve White: So much going into tonight! I can’t wait to see Konrad Raab defend his championship against Solomon Graham and Cliff Maxwell up next! Solomon Graham after weeks and weeks of dealing with Cliff Maxwell making his life hell, costing him matches, taking his Feast or Fired case and even unmasking him - impressed enough to get a shot at Konrad Raab! Cliff Maxwell was unhappy that his nemesis not only stopped him from cashing in on Raab the week prior but was also gonna get a title shot before him so Cliff decided he’d cash in to make it a three way match! You’re not gonna wanna miss this match up next!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
Cameras go backstage as it's moments before the Junior Heavyweight title being on the line. He had held the belt for a year now, and that's something Konrad never thought possible. Konrad cleared his throat.
Konrad Raab: "Yeah, I'm getting tired of Cliff Maxwell, the biased half owner, playing stupid games with me all the time on when he's going to face me for the Junior Heavyweight title. For one, you don't even look like a Junior Heavyweight wrestler, unlike my last title contender, Wilmer was. I don't know why you're challenging me for the title, especially when you've been neglecting me since the day you confronted me. I know Solomon has been pissing you off, but you reap what you sow, as the saying goes, because you deserve every hell you get from the pair of us, well more from Solomon than me. You may have beaten Solomon, but you have never beaten me. I think you're way more concerned about Solomon than you are on beating me for the title."
Konrad nods his head, acknowledging what he had said on Cliff ignorance on Konrad lately and apart from cashing in the briefcase, Konrad didn't see Cliff wanting to win the title as much as Konrad wanted to retain it.
Konrad Raab: "Out of the two, I see Solomon Graham wanting my title the most. I admit I was very wrong about you when I said you weren't a Junior Heavyweight, and that's down to me being completely ignorant to ignore the king of Junior nickname you got going. Now, I can see why you're so hungry for my title and so hungry to prove to me you want to do everything to retain your nickname. You see, I admire that because you've shown me the most respect out of you and Cliff. Cliff only got in this match because of the briefcase. It was clear you wanted to do better without being the vicious masked guy you were. Please excuse me for my mistake as it's not like me to assume that on you."
Although there was another thing that caught Konrad's attention, they had a small brief discussion on Twitter.
Konrad Raab: "You admitted a courageous thing on Twitter the other day, Solomon, something I'm still learning about and something I think deserves the attention, having autism. From gathering from what I know about it from Lord Raab's husband, it's not an easy thing to deal with, so I fully supported Autism Awareness Day because I think in the wrestling business, especially for upcoming Autistic wrestlers like yourself and my brother in law, they can be just as smart and good in the ring, if not better than someone like myself. So now, I fully understand how important this match is for you and why you're so god damn hungry for it, wanting to win the belt from me."
Konrad knows a bit about Autism, but not enough, and he puts the fact he didn't acknowledge the autism awareness day to shame with his brother in law, aka Markus's husband, had it with his lack of speech and the anger his brother in law has.
Konrad Raab: "However, after what you told me, the fact he called you a loser and that you suck is a damn insult to both of us, Markus, who I know will speak on this as well later tonight and to the autism community as a whole. If only Fernandez Gomez understood autistic people can be smarter than someone like myself can be, now he's made himself feel quite stupid for not knowing about that. The point is whether your autistic or not, I will treat you the same as Cliff, viewing you as a threat, if not more. I understand the boundaries you must've had a tough time going through to be a professional wrestler, but just like me with wrestling overall, you had to overcome a lot more than I did to get here, and you have shown how fantastic you are in the ring so ignore Fernandez for putting you down as he did because you're tougher than you think."
While Konrad's praising Solomon and for a good reason, Konrad had mental problems to overcome daily, even the fears of anger that can and has held him back many times before.
Konrad Raab: "It doesn't do you any good when you come to face the guy who has been holding this title for a year. I haven't been sitting on a title reign; I've been defending it on Mayhem shows as well as PPV's because I want to be known as a fighting champion and a reign nobody will ever forget. I will defeat you, Solomon, the same way as I will with Cliff, who hasn't bothered to view me as a threat, other than with his actions. His heart isn't on beating me for the belt. I'm aware I can easily lose the title if Solomon or Cliff pin each other without me being involved in the decision. I still got to bring everything I have not to lose this title I've clawed on my hands and feet to get."
Konrad makes the claws motion on camera to show how desperate he was to win the Junior Heavyweight title. If he was to lose it tonight, he knows it would be a very long time if anyone at all were going to take over the reign Konrad had.
Konrad Raab: "This Junior Heavyweight title means everything to me, and I've even shown the belt to all of my friends in other companies how much I've proven people wrong, and admittedly, I have done things not suitable to say on TV, but I will take you both on and view you all as my competitors, wanting to beat me, but Cliff is the one I want to pin the most because of how much he's pissed Solomon and me off, but I got my eye on Solomon as well. I crave for this Junior Heavyweight title, and I will do everything it takes to walk away from this PPV still the EHWF Junior Heavyweight champion because you two are more focused on each other than doing everything to defeat me, and I got nothing to hold me back but defending this title to focus on. I wish you both the best of luck because you're going to need it, as I will pin either one of you to be a champion because I want to defend and win more than you two do. You will see tonight when Cliff and Solomon will prepare themselves to be Iceinated by The Iceman."
Konrad holds the title in the air, directly on the camera as he smiles before he walks away and goes behind the curtain as the cameras go to ringside for the announcer to call out the first wrestler into the match.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 3 way match and it's for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.
Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.
Illa Isabella: First Tonight… Solomon Graham!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And next up… Cliff Maxwell!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder.
He then high fives some of the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… He is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Konrad Raab!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Konrad Raab (c) vs. Cliff Maxwell & Solomon Graham
The bell sounds and Konrad and Solomon look at each other as Cliff starts mouthing off to both of them! Raab and Solomon take a step forward and Cliff stops. Cliff backs off and starts to explain but the fans cheer as Konrad and Solomon get on Cliff and start beating him with right hands and forearms! The fans are on their feet as Cliff gets taken down and Solomon and Raab start to stomp him out on the mat! Cliff rolls out of the ring and Raab goes to get out to give chase but Solomon clubs Raab in the back and pulls him back in! Solomon then pulls Raab in and plants him with a suplex! Solomon gets on top of Raab and pull him up and instantly tries to lock in The Grahamlock! The fans go wild as Raab struggles but fights his way out and trips Solomon up on the mat! Raab goes to counter it into The Ice Lock but Solomon gets out of it! Both men get up and lunge at each other but they take each other out with lariats! Both men slowly stir to their feet as the fans cheer! They tie up in the centre of the ring! Solomon gets Raab in a headlock! Raab elbows Solomon in the midsection and gets Solomon in a headlock! They struggle in a stalemate until Cliff comes back in the ring and bounces off of the ropes and then hits both men with a diving double clothesline! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Here we go! These three going at it right now! Cliff has made Solomon’s life hell the past month or so but both men want Konrad Raab’s Jr Heavyweight Championship! Konrad Raab will not give it up that easy as he looks to continue his super impressive reign!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad Raab has impressively held this title for almost a year not and he’s not gonna let Solomon Graham’s or Cliff Maxwell’s personal rivalry mess it up for him tonight!
Cliff gets on top of Raab and starts striking him in the head with big right hands! The fans are all going wild! Raab tosses Cliff off of him and holds his head in pain! Cliff then gets on Solomon and start striking him but Solomon headbutts Cliff! They both get up and Solomon boots Cliff in the gut then plants him with a big suplex! Solomon isn’t done! He yells at Cliff on the mat then picks him up and hits him with a raised DDT right on the mat! Solomon wants a cover but Raab pulls him off and tosses Solomon in the corner! Raab runs up for a corner move but he runs right into Solomon’s boot! Solomon runs up for a knee strike but Raab dodges it then springboards off of the second ropes and flies a dropkick into Solomon’s chest! Raab gets up and Cliff thumbs his eye to a flurry of boos from the fans! Cliff then takes advantage and hits Raab with a belly to belly suplex and then covers him!
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Steve White: Cliff Maxwell getting involved and with that sneaky offense he gets the near fall! Raab kicking out after taking a beating there!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff with that thumb to the eye and then the power move almost had it there but Raab too determined to retain tonight and this one is really, really heating up right now!
Cliff Maxwell loses his temper and starts to stomp out Raab on the mat! The ref yells at him but Cliff ignores him and pushes him away then goes back to stomping out Raab on the mat as we see Raab start to bleed from his mouth! Solomon comes up behind Cliff and Cliff’s eye go wide and he yells in desperation as Solomon locks in The Grahamlock outta nowhere! He has it half locked in! Cliff is in pain and Solomon edges closer to getting it in full but Cliff lifts his leg and low blows Solomon off of him! Solomon falls to the ropes and Cliff hits him with a right hand! Cliff pulls Solomon closer into the ring and hoists him up but Solomon slides off of his back, boots Cliff in the gut then hits him with a sideslam on the mat! The fans are going wild! Solomon grabs Cliff by the hair and yells at him as he pulls him up by his hair but Cliff pokes Solomon in the eyes! The fans boo and Cliff gets his head under Solomon’s chin and hits him with a jawbreaker! The fans are on their feet! Cliff gets to his feet slowly but he turns around and looks shocked as Raab is on the top ropes! Raab leaps off and takes Cliff out with a flying axe handle as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Bah Gawd this one is getting fast now! Cliff Maxwell and Solomon Graham beating each other up but Cliff with that dirty offense is able to take Solomon down but Raab going high flying and takes Cliff down with that huge flying axe handle!
Chuck Thompson: Raab going that extra mile there tonight in order to save the match and try to retain here tonight!
Raab picks Cliff up and tosses him in the corner then gets on him and hits him with a boxing combo! Cliff falls out of the corner to his knees as he too is busted open on his mouth! Raab spits out some blood and grabs Cliff by the head and then picks him up! Raab hits Cliff with a cradle slam in the centre of the ring and gets up over Cliff and raises his arms to the cheering fans! The fans are on their feet! Raab runs up and springs off of the middle ropes and hits Cliff with a lionsault! Raab hooks the legs!
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Solomon pulls Raab off of Cliff, saving this one! Solomon hits Raab with a big body drop! Raab lands right on his neck! Solomon gets a stomp in then picks Raab up and hits him with a big powerslam! Raab is down on the mat and Solomon lines him up to end this one!
Steve White: Solomon comes in and starts to dominate this match and it looks like he’s lining up Raab to end this one! Here we go!
Chuck Thompson: Solomon Graham finally looking to accomplish his goal here and not only defeat Cliff Maxwell but also win the Junior Heavyweight Championship!
Solomon gets Raab in The Grahamlock! The fans are on their feet! Raab tries to get out of it! Raab is going red but he is able to break free and elbow Solomon in the side of the head! Raab gets around Solomon and lifts him up for The Frozen Pin but Solomon links his leg and Raab can’t get it! Raab goes for it again but it’s no good! Cliff runs in with a steel chair and cracks Raab in the back! Raab yells in pain and falls to the mat! The fans all boo! Solomon turns around and Cliff nails him in the head with the chair! The fans get to their feet! Solomon rolls out onto the apron, holding his head! Cliff turns to Raab and cracks the chair over his back! He hits Raab again then again then again! The chair is bent and we see the bruises and the bleeding form on Raab’s back! The ref yells at Cliff and tells him to drop the chair! Raab starts to get to a knee slowly and Cliff yells at him! Cliff smacks the chair over Raab’s head and Raab goes down! We see Raab’s head busted open badly as the canvas fills up with blood! Cliff covers Raab but the ref takes time to slide the chair out of the ring first!
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Steve White: You’re kidding me?! Cliff Maxwell brings a damn chair into this one! He can’t be DQ’d because it’s a 3 way match but dammit that tarnishes the whole Jr Heavyweight title match! This guy will do anything!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff is an asshole for sure but he’s shocked that it didn’t put Raab away! Raab is bleeding, beaten and in bad shape but he’s still fighting tough here tonight!
Cliff argues with the ref, he can’t believe it! Cliff gets on top of Raab and starts hitting him in the head with big right hands as Raab is a bloody mess! Solomon comes up and boots Cliff in the back of the head! Solomon grabs Cliff and hits him with a big snap suplex as the fans go NUTS! Solomon hits The Court Of Miracles and after the last elbow Cliff goes through the middle ropes and hits the outside! Solomon in a rage rolls out and yells at Cliff! Cliff can’t stand after that one! He’s hurting but Solomon shows him no mercy and runs a punt right into his ribs! Cliff rolls around in pain on the outside! Solomon turns around and Raab vaults over the top rope to the outside and hits Solomon with a flying cross body as the fans go wild! Raab grabs Solomon and rolls him back in the ring! Solomon slowly gets up to his feet and Raab takes him out with a diving shoulder block! Raab with another diving shoulder block! Solomon is up and Raab hits Solomon with a big cradle slam and covers him!
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Steve White: Solomon kicks out! Solomon kicks out! Bah Gawd what a match! Raab couldn’t put him away! That was Raab’s last stand! He’s too hurt! He’s too bloody! Can Raab muster something else here!?
Chuck Thompson: Solomon Graham so tough there, kicking out after that assault from Raab!
We see Cliff Maxwell faking being knocked out on the apron! When Raab comes around, Cliff puts his head back down. Raab picks up Solomon and whips him into the ropes! Raab goes for a hip toss but he can’t get it and Solomon hits Raab with a karate flip! Raab holds his back in pain but Solomon kicks him while he’s down! Solomon looks around! Cliff watches but goes back to faking being out on the apron! Solomon calls for it once more as Raab stumbles up to his feet!
Steve White: Raab is in bad shape! Solomon calling for The Grahamlock once more to finish this one off!!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell back on the apron but he’s watching these two fight while he pretends to be out dammit! Cliff Maxwell setting something up here the dirty bastard!
We see Cliff reach inside his boot on the apron! Raab gets up and Solomon locks Raab inside The Grahamlock as the fans go wild! Raab tries to fight out of it but he’s in real bad shape! Raab starts to fade quickly and Solomon has it locked in tight! Raab is almost out but Cliff comes in behind and puts on a pair of brass knuckles! The fans boo! Cliff hits Solomon in the back of the head with Power Punch! Solomon goes down and holds his head as he falls outside the ring! Raab falls in a slump to his knees! Cliff lines him up after all of Solomon’s hard work and hits Raab in the head with the brass knuckled Power Punch! Raab is down and Cliff tosses the brass knuckles into the crowd before hooking both legs and the tights!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion… Cliff Maxwell!
Steve White: NO! Son of a bitch! No way! You’re joking! Cliff Maxwell did it! He won the damn Jr Heavyweight Championship! Cliff faked out on the apron! Used a steel chair, hid during the match and used the brass knuckles to steal this one! This is so fucked!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff Maxwell is a dream breaker and a damn piece of shit but you can’t deny he is a smart and cunning motherfucker!
The fans are booing wildly! Raab turns over bleeding and half out of it on the mat and he can’t believe it. Solomon is outside of the ring and watches as Cliff holds up the title belt and taunts the fans! Solomon slides in the ring and Cliff quickly rolls out! Cliff backs up the ramp and smirks as the fans boo him.
Steve White: Solomon Graham along with Konrad Raab clearly not happy with this one tonight as Cliff Maxwell orchestrates a robbery here but he did what he said he was gonna do!
Solomon looks out in a rage and points at Cliff Maxwell on the stage who holds up the Jr Heavyweight title belt. We fade out.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following mixed tag team contest is set for one fall and it is for the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challengers… Chemic!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And now his partner tonight… Kori Argentum!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: And now their opponents… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… His partner… The other half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Alexandria Kendrick & Ace Pena (c) vs. Kori Argentum & Chemic
Ace and Chemic circle the ring for a while! They come up to lock up and Ace goes for the arm drag but it’s no good! Chemic tosses Ace with a hip toss but Ace flips out of it! They come up for a lock up but Ace gets around Chemic and gets him in a waist lock! Chemic switches to a headlock and Ace is caught! Ace rolls out of it! Ace ducks a clothesline and then springs off of the middle ropes and hits Chemic with a springboard dropkick! Chemic gets up but Ace hits him with a roundhouse kick! Chemic falls into the corner! Ace runs up for a corner move but Chemic blasts out and takes Ace’s head off with a massive clothesline! The fans get to their feet and go wild!
Steve White: Ace and Chemic fighting back and forth to start this one off but BOOM Chemic takes Ace out with a massive clothesline there!
Chuck Thompson: Chemic took Ace’s head off with that one!
Chemic picks Ace up and starts hitting him with slow right hands! Ace blocks one and kicks Chemic in the head! They trade blows until Ace ducks one and punches Chemic in the gut then hits him with a sidekick to the head! Ace falls back and Chemic falls into the corner! Ace runs up and hits Chemic in the head with a running corner knee! The fans are going wild as Ace takes Chemic out of the corner but Chemic pushes Ace against the ropes and then hits Ace with a big popup Samoan drop! Ace takes it hard and holds his back! Chemic pulls Ace up and in and then lifts him up for Chemical Plant but Ace nubs Chemic in the ribs and gets down then pushes Chemic away! Chemic with a boot sends Ace into the corner! Chemic runs up but Ace slides through his legs and Chemic hits the corner! Chemic comes back but walk into a sidekick to the head from Ace! Chemic falls into his corner and Kori Argentum tags in as the fans erupt! Kori gets to the top rope and flies off, hitting Ace with a missile dropkick to the chest! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Huge missile dropkick there from Kori Argentum as she hits her first move back in EHWF! Ace is down and Chemic and Ace have fought a damn intense match up so far! Chemic getting the tag out and now Kori wants to take advantage!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria and Ace don’t want to lose these titles tonight with so much on the line here at WAR for The CPO and Brandon Bash!
They both get up and Kori dropkicks Ace back down to the mat! Kori hits Ace with a running boot to the skull and he hits the corner! Alexandria tags in and the fans GO WILD! Kori smirks and tells her to bring it on as they lock up! Kori and Alexandria start trading big right hands in the centre of the ring! Alexandria blocks one then palms Kori in the face, deflects Kori’s hand and then punches her in the chest and sweeps her leg! Kori is down and Alexandria boots her in the face then rolls on her for the jackknife cover!
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Kori elbows Alexandria in the side of the head! They get up! Alexandria with a marital arts kick then an MMA strike combo! Kori hits the ropes! Alexandria goes for End Game but Kori slides under her! Alexandria didn’t expect it! Kori springs off of the middle then top ropes and hits Alexandria with a flying kick! The kick is dragged across Alexandria’s head and she goes down as Kori hits her with the standing moonsault and covers!
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Steve White: WOW! These two women are tearing the house down right now! They’re just going at it and putting on one straight up fight right now! Two near falls there but neither comes up with the win!
Chuck Thompson: Gawd will you look at these women, Steve! I’m gettin’ a chubby right now!
Kori whips Alexandria into the corner and Alexandria collides hard! Kori runs up and hits Alexandria with Bronco Buster! The fans are all on their feet! Kori springs up to the top rope and then goes for moonsault! Alexandria gets her knees up and Kori lands on them! Kori yells out in pain as she hits the mat! Alexandria gets up and hits Kori with a legdrop! Alexandria picks Kori up and pulls her in for Perfect Shot! Kori twists out of it with Alexandria’s arm and goes for Perfection! Alexandria kicks Kori in the back and sends her off of her into the corner! Alexandria runs up but Kori gets and elbow in on Alexandria’s face! Alexandria falls back and Kori runs up for Argentum Gold but Alexandria sidesteps her and hits her with End Game! Kori is out of it and stumbles, falling into the corner where Chemic tags in!
Steve White: End Game! Bah Gawd! Kori with quick thinking after Alexandria almost took her head off there! Kori is out of it but she got the tag to Chemic! This is incredible right now!
Chuck Thompson: An amazing mixed tag team contest here tonight with the titles on the line! Can The CPO pull this off or will Kori and Chemic cause the upset?!
Chemic runs in! He hits Alexandria with a hip and shoulder and sends her across the ring! The gets up! They trade blows! Alexandria gets some shots in and blocks some of Chemic’s but he headbutts her down and punches her to the mat! Chemic whips Alexandria and she hits the corner! Ace tags himself in and vaults up to the top rope then lands on Chemic with a flying lariat! Ace starts hitting Chemic with right hands and hammer firsts on the mat! Chemic throws him off of him and the fans are roaring with cheers! Ace hits Chemic with a roundhouse and he falls into the corner in pain! Ace runs up for Phantasm but Chemic dives out of the way and Ace’s leg gets hung up! Ace stumbles out in pain and Chemic explodes a smoke bomb in the ring! The fans go wild as Ace looks around in the midst of the billowing smoke! Chemic comes out as the smoke clears and plants Ace with a big running STO! The fans go nuts as Chemic covers him in the clearing smoke!
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Steve White: BAH GAWD! Smoke bomb! Chemic detonates and takes Ace down and almost gets the win right there! Near fall isn’t gonna cut it though!
Chuck Thompson: An amazing match as Kori and Chemic aren’t giving into the champions and Ace and Alexandria are starting to look stressed! This has geared up big time! What a night so far!
Chemic pulls Ace up but Ace slaps Chemic away then hits him with a right hand! Chemic responds with one of his own! Ace with a kick then another! Chemic grabs his leg and tosses Ace to the mat! Chemic starts stomping on Ace! Ace rolls up! Chemic with a right hand! Ace with a roundhouse! Ace dropkicks Chemic to the mat and then dives over and tags in Alexandria! Chemic gets up but Alexandria comes off of the top ropes and hits Chemic with a flying single knee! Chemic is down! Alexandria looks like she’s gonna follow up but she runs up and blindsides Kori off of the apron with a mean elbow that sends her flying off the apron to the barricade outside! The fans boo and Alexandria smirks as she runs up and kicks a seated Chemic in the head back down to the mat!
Steve White: Alexandria back in this match as she blindsides Kori Argentum and takes her off of the apron sending her in the barricade!
Chuck Thompson: Chemic has to recover and act quickly!
The ref argues with Alexandria but it gives Ace time to come in the ring and wait for Chemic to get to a knee then hit him with a mean side kick to the side of his head! Chemic falls to the mat once more and Ace quickly gets out before the ref sees him! Alexandria picks Chemic up for The Perfect Shot but Chemic out of nowhere pops Alexandria up and plants her with a spinebuster! Chemic wants to tag out but Kori is hurt on the outside! The fans are going wild! Chemic forces himself up but Alexandria has had time to recover. He sends her into the ropes and she ducks a clothesline! Chemic comes back and goes for the green mist but Alexandria ducks it! Alexandria then hits Chemic with her spinning backfist and he goes down! Alexandria turns around and stumbles in shock as we see Kori Argentum get up on the top rope! Kori goes to leap off but Ace gets up on the apron! Kori kicks Ace off of the apron and he falls to the outside! It gives Alexandria enough time to dive on the top rope! Kori loses her balance and falls to the outside front the top rope, crashing down next to Ace! The fans are going NUTS!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! What a match! This thing is exploding right now! Kori trying to save this one! Ace taken out! Kori taken down! Alexandria wants to follow up now and end it!
Chuck Thompson: Chemic on his hands and knees right now but he needs to act!
Alexandria runs up for a roundhouse but Chemic ducks it! Chemic this time spits the red mist but Alexandria focuses and matrixes out of it, avoiding the mist then running up and hitting Chemic with End Game! Her knee snaps off of his head! Chemic stumbles around into a boot to the gut! Alexandria pulls him in and smirks as everyone else is down! Alexandria hits Chemic with the Perfect Shot and the fans are going NUTS! She hooks the far leg!
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Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and STILL the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick and Ace Pena… The Corporate Power Originals!
Steve White: Wow what a match! I wasn’t expecting that! Just incredible from all four of these competitors but Ace and Alexandria pull out the win yet again and retain the gold here tonight at WAR! Great mixed tag contest!
Chuck Thompson: It was a great match with Chemic and Kori almost pulling off an upset but Alexandria and Ace seemed to be one step ahead of them at most points in this contest and Brandon Bash will be a happy man tonight so far!
The fans are cheering but Ace rolls Kori back into the ring! Chemic gets hit in the back of the head with a title belt by Alexandria! Kori gets hit in the face with a title belt from Ace and the fans start to boo! Alexandria and Ace start to stomp out Kori and Chemic on the mat as the fans boo louder!
Steve White: And now the assault after the match! Ace and Alexandria taking out Kori and Chemic here and… wait!
Chuck Thompson: Wait! Wait! It’s BRIANNA RISSI! Here she is!
The fans go NUTS as Brianna Rissi sprints down the ramp! Ace alerts Alexandria and they leave Chemic and Kori alone! Brianna slides in the ring! Ace lunges at her but Brianna leaps a headbutt into his face and he hits the mat with a busted nose! Alexandria looks apprehensive! She looks around then nods and holds up the title belt! She swings it at Brianna but Brianna ducks it and hits Alexandria with a superkick to the face! Alexandria goes down and she rolls out of the ring holding her face!
Chuck Thompson: Brianna Rissi rushing out and making the damn save here tonight and taking out The CPO and her new rival Alexandria Kendrick right now!
Alexandria stumbles around on the outside but Brianna knocks her with a forearm to the back! Alexandria hits the barricade and yells in pain! She pulls herself over the barricade into the crowd! Brianna gives chase as the fans go nuts and they trade punches in the crowd! Eventually as they keep fighting they disappear out an exit! The fans are going wild! We pan back to the ring where Ace looks out for Alexandria, holding his bloody nose confused!
Chuck Thompson: Brianna and Alexandria brawling in the crowd and fighting out an exit as they disappear! Now what?!
Chemic vacates up the ramp but Kori runs up and kicks Ace in the head as the action starts back up in the ring! Kori lines up Ace and then runs up, hitting him with Argentum Gold! The fans go WILD! Ace is down and bleeding! Kori then climbs to the top rope and signals for Flawless Factor but Ace rolls out of the ring with the title belts! Kori gets down back in the ring as Ace backs up the ramp into the arms of Brandon Bash who helps him!
Steve White: Ace getting a taste of his own medicine there and almost falling victim to Kori Argentum but he gets out of the ring and now Bash is taking him out of here!
Ace holds a title belt and Bash holds the other as he helps him back up the ramp to the stage! Kori Argentum points out at them and yells out in anger as we fade out…
Cameras go backstage of Lord Raab, standing there as he wants to address the first topic in the picture regarding what Konrad commented earlier tonight.
Lord Raab: "I also want to address the guts Solomon has with what Konrad said earlier tonight. Yes, it's true that my husband and Konrad's brother in law Samuel McPherson, the man that was tag champions with me and is happy for me to accomplish this dream with Konrad is autistic and the fact Solomon came out to say that makes him more of a fucking wrestler than some of you are. I know the boundaries autistics have to go through, Samuel McPherson goes through them every single day with his lack of speech, causing him to write notes on paper. So I know how difficult it is. I also support autism awareness day because of my husband. So applause to you, kid for admitting it."
There were cheers for Lord Raab as he admitted about being married to an autistic, but he needed to get right into the thick of things.
Lord Raab: "Now I'll get to the most important task of the whole thing, the match against Wilmer Patricky for the Hardcore title. So you see, you know the differences between Konrad and me, unlike some fuckers in this company who think me and Konrad are alike and around the wrestling world. Konrad may respect you, being too soft on you, but I'm not one of those wrestlers at all, especially as you know from the history we've had together from the first time EHWF was around. The truth is I think you being in this division despite your claims of stepping out of your comfort zone doesn't work for you."
There are mixed reactions, but boos for Lord Raab as he needed to get used to cheers at times, much like Konrad with the boos. Raab smirks.
Lord Raab: "This is why each time we've had hardcore matches, you've been way too soft with the weapon hitting; maybe on other wrestlers, you do more damage, but you are like a harmful fly. You may think you know your way with the hardcore wrestling style, but you don't. Take a look at the state of my body with the scars, glass pieces sticking out of my body and cuts I have and say you've been in more destructive and dangerous situations than I have. Nobody is as dangerous in hardcore matches as me. You honestly would ask why Konrad and I are teaming together? Isn't it obvious that we need each other with our weaknesses to make each other stronger?"
Raab shook his head, already wanting to destroy Wilmer in a match as if he hates talking enough about upcoming matches.
Lord Raab: "I guess that never crossed your mind. However, the importance of this match is me beating the holy shit out of you because I am the Hardcore master of professional wrestling. I'm the man everyone wants to beat when it comes to hardcore wrestling because I'm the top dog of it. There isn't one single hardcore match I've never been in. Can you say the same, Wilmer? No, because monsters like me are feared, more so when it comes to this match because nobody quite frankly fears you in hardcore matches. To be a hardcore champion, you got to break the fucking rules and use weapons to clock people, to bloody them into pieces. You don't fit that mould."
There are boos from the arena as Raab smirks, feeling good about the match tonight.
Lord Raab: "Which is why I'm going to do everything I can to make sure you feel every ounce of pain and suffering you'll get from me, teaching you a thing or two how to be a better hardcore wrestler. It's dangerous for you to face me when I'm the creative mind of hardcore wrestling because little do you know, that hardcore wrestling saved my god damn life. Yes, it actually did, so you can see why I love being destructive and beating the fuck out of you until I know you're done for. No doubt in my mind I will take that hardcore title away from your hands, belonging to someone that divines hardcore wrestling. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Masked German Monster."
Raab laughs as he turns away from the camera and goes straight to gorilla position before the next match takes place on the PPV tonight.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: The following is an Inferno Tables Match and it is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… He is The Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
ONE.
TWO.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he threw his right hand up into the air to show off the EHWF Hardcore Championship to the world! Wilmer looks up at the championship with a look of joy on his face as he lowers his arm back down to his side, looking out at the crowd and nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then suddenly make a break for it down the ramp and slide into the ring underneath the bottom rope before quickly pushing himself up to his feet! Wilmer would then spin around in circles with his arms spread out, the Hardcore Championship swinging around as he spins his way to the center of the ring. Wilmer would then suddenly stop and slowly raise his right arm into the air, once again showing off the Hardcore Championship as he continues to nod his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would do a little bit of skanking around in the ring with the title before handing it over to the referee and backing into his corner. Wilmer gets in a few last minute stretches while he awaits for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Wilmer Patacky (c) vs. Lord Raab
The bell sounds and the fans are going nuts! Tables are placed all around the ring and Lord Raab and Wilmer Patacky eagerly stare each other down around the ring as they start to circle! They come up close but Wilmer gets a strike in on Raab’s head! Raab swings but Wilmer ducks it! Wilmer with a snap kick to Raab’s torso! Wilmer hits Raab with a right hand then another then another but Raab hits Wilmer with a big uppercut and Wilmer hits the ropes in pain! Raab with a boot to the gut! Raab man handles Wilmer but Wilmer gets around Raab with a waist lock and the fans are going wild! Wilmer hits Raab with a snap kick to the back then another then jumps up and kicks him in the back of the neck! Wilmer hits Raab with the Puh-Tah-Kee Kick as he controls this one now! Raab falls into the corner! Wilmer runs up but Raab comes out and drops Wilmer with a big boot! Wilmer holds his face in pain but Raab grabs his chin, picks him up and hits him with a huge uppercut! Wilmer falls against the ropes! Raab runs at him but Wilmer elbows the fuck out of Raab’s head! Raab stumbles back and runs again but Wilmer pulls the top rope down and Raab goes crashing to the outside in a heap! The fans are GOING NUTS!
Steve White: Here we go! Raab and Wilmer who are no strangers to each other especially regarding The EHWF Hardcore Championship are going at it tonight! They’re beating the fuck out of each other right now and this one just spilled to the outside!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer who has had a lot to say and a lot to do with The CPO as of late looks to get a defence in on his old nemesis Lord Raab tonight! Wilmer looking incredible ever since he came back into EHWF but he is on another level!
Wilmer springs over the top rope to the outside and hits Lord Raab with a big diving crossbody! The fans are going wild! Both men start to stir back up to their feet! Raab gets up but Wilmer has a table and he runs it into Raab! Raab falls down to the floor as the men fight on the outside! Wilmer waits for Raab to get to a knee before running the table into him again! Raab is down! Wilmer hits Raab in the back with the table then tosses it on him! The big man is down and a Wilmer chant starts! Wilmer grabs a table and sets it up! The fans get to their feet as Wilmer grabs Raab by the hair and brings him over but Raab smacks Wilmer with a big uppercut! Wilmer is down and he’s bleeding from his mouth! Raab picks Wilmer up and scoops him on his shoulder! He turns towards the table but Wilmer slides off of his back! Wilmer swings a kick but Raab grabs his leg and Raab takes out Wilmer with a big lariat! Wilmer holds his neck and back in pain but Raab shows no mercy! He grabs Wilmer by the throat and picks him up! Raab goes for The Chokinator but Wilmer pushes off of him! Wilmer with a roundhouse takes Raab out! Wilmer gets up the steel steps and runs up the apron! Wilmer dives off at Raab for another diving crossbody but Raab catches him! Wilmer is shocked and Raab walks around with Wilmer up horizontally and with great strength, falls back and plummets Wilmer through the table with a powerslam! The fans go nuts as Wilmer explodes through the table!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! These men just trying to bring war to each other out here! Wilmer with amazing offence there and he tries to take Raab out off of the apron but Raab with his power catches Wilmer and puts him through the damn table!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! That powerslam sending Wilmer flying and then exploding through that damn table! Brutal!
Raab picks up Wilmer out of the wreckage and then grabs him by the hair and runs him into the barricade! Wilmer holds his side in pain as we see his back is all bruised and scratched up! Raab picks Wilmer up again and this time brings him over to another table and smacks his head off of it! Raab lifts Wilmer up onto his back but Wilmer pushes off of him! Raab turns around right into a roundhouse from Wilmer! Wilmer dropkicks Raab down on the floor! The fans are going wild as Wilmer gets to the apron! Wilmer looks back and sees Raab get up but Wilmer jumps from the apron to the middle ropes and hits Raab with a moonsault to the outside! Raab goes down hard and yells in pain! Wilmer gets up and grabs Raab then smacks his head off of the table! Wilmer sets up another table on the outside! Wilmer turns right into a right hand from Raab! Raab picks Wilmer up and tosses him right into the apron! Wilmer yells in pain!
Steve White: Wilmer mounting a big offense there but Raab just not taking it and tossing Wilmer hard into that apron! Both men putting each other through such punishment!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is stronger, faster, quicker ever since coming back into EHWF and training hard but is it enough to take out The Masked German Monster?!
Raab picks up Wilmer and punches him back down with a mean right hand! Wilmer spits out some blood! Raab sets up another table and there are about 4 tables set up on the outside now! Raab stalks Wilmer from behind then wraps his hand around his neck when he turns around! Wilmer starts rapidly elbowing Raab in the head and breaks out of it! Raab with a big boot! Wilmer ducks it then turns around and picks Raab up on his back! Raab and the fans are shocked at Wilmer’s new strength! Wilmer hoists Raab up and plants him through a table! The fans are going NUTS! Raab is down! Wilmer takes a moment to recover and wipes some blood from his head! Wilmer goes under the ring and grabs some matches as he lights up one of the tables! The table catches fire and the fans LOSE IT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Wilmer the first man to light up a table and set it on fire! All he’s gotta do is put Raab through it now to win!
Chuck Thompson: These men have fought each other in brutal matches with the Hardcore Championship on the line before but tonight it’s more intense than ever!
Wilmer grabs Raab and drags him to the table but Raab runs Wilmer into the flaming table! Wilmer burns his back and pushes off, yelling in pain! Raab punches Wilmer then tries to drag his head back into the flames but Wilmer puts his boot out! Raab presses Wilmer up but Wilmer slides off of his back then dropkicks Raab into the flames! Raab catches firer on his arms and his hair and he thrashes around as the flames spread! The fans are going wild! Raab pats the flames out but we see his attire burnt and we see bloody burns on his body and arms! Wilmer lines him up and runs a running dropkick into his head! Raab goes down! Wilmer looks around and lights up a second table and the crowd erupts!
Steve White: These guys just destroying each other here! Wilmer with that speed and power so impressive as he puts Raab down yet again but this one is still going and now the flames intensify as a second table gets lit up!
Chuck Thompson: These two are gonna destroy each other tonight! Lord Raab there literally catching on fire and burning himself and Wilmer using it to his advantage and following him up but he can only retain if he puts him through a flaming table!
Wilmer picks Raab up again but Raab knees Wilmer in the gut and plummets massive fists and forearms on Wilmer’s back! Raab rolls Wilmer in and slides a table in! Wilmer stirs to his feet but Raab runs the table into Wilmer and Wilmer is down! Raab sets up the table in the ring! Wilmer is up and Raab presses Wilmer up but Wilmer gets off of Raab and goes for the superkick! Raab catches his leg then pulls Wilmer in and takes his head off with a high impact clothesline! Raab then pulls Wilmer up and gets him on his shoulder then plants Wilmer through the table in the ring with a running powerbomb! Wilmer is in a bloody and hurt mess in the rubble of the table! Raab gets out of the ring and grabs Wilmer, pulling him out as well! Raab hoists Wilmer up and chokes him while holding him as the fans cheer! Lord Raab then hits Wilmer with a double handed choke bomb on the side of the apron! Wilmer yells in pain but Lord Raab runs a big boot into the side of his head and he goes down hard!
Steve White: Shit! Wilmer gets devastated there! This ain’t no normal match! These men are putting their bodies and careers on the damn line right now!
Chuck Thompson: We’ve got 2 flaming tables on the outside right now and this one is really starting to heat up!
Raab boots Wilmer while he’s down he drags Wilmer from under the apron and lifts him up on his shoulder! We see Wilmer grabbed a fire extinguisher from under the ring! Raab runs Wilmer to the flaming table but Wilmer extinguishes it with the fire extinguisher! He puts the table out right before Raab plummets him through it! The fans are going wild! Raab looks confused! He goes to pick Wilmer out of the ruins of the table but Wilmer sprays Raab with the fire extinguisher! Raab is covered and holds his eyes! Wilmer gets the time to get up and runs the fire extinguisher into the side of his head! Raab goes down! Wilmer blasts the fire extinguisher into the back of Raab’s head again then the back of his neck then his back and finally sprays him again before tossing the extinguisher away! Wilmer sees the bleeding Raab on the floor! Wilmer rolls Raab onto one of the non-flaming tables then rolls into the ring! The fans go WILD and Wilmer gets to the top rope! Wilmer leaps off and lands on Raab on the outside, putting Raab through the table with a massive flying Great Frog-Bow! The table explodes and Raab takes a big hit as the fans GO WILD!
Steve White: Through the table! Wilmer from the top rope to the outside and Lord Raab might be done after that one! It’s just carnage out here tonight! This is hardcore! This is extreme!
Chuck Thompson: These two men knew it was going to be a war here tonight and they’ve torn the house down with this match but still no one has gone through a flaming table yet!
Wilmer pulls himself up on the apron, he’s hurt and bleeding! Raab suddenly sits up and the fans go wild! Wilmer smirks and shakes his head as Raab gets up! The two men trade blows! Raab hits Wilmer with an uppercut! Wilmer falls into the apron! Wilmer explodes at amazing speed and drives a super hard punch into Raab’s gut! The fans are shocked and Raab is shocked at Wilmer’s speed and power as he falls over and coughs up blood! Wilmer looks down at him and we can see Wilmer is hurt! Wilmer picks Raab up and goes for Lubrication Twist but Raab rakes Wilmer’e eye out of desperation then boots him in the back! Raab with a right hand then an uppercut! Raab hoists Wilmer up for Killer Buster as he edges near the flaming table! Wilmer gets off! Wilmer with a kick! Raab blocks and boots Wilmer in the gut then hammers him with a right hand! Wilmer fires a super kick! Raab ducks it and Wilmer stops himself at the flaming table! Raab pushes him into it but Wilmer shoves him off and we see Wilmer was burned! Wilmer is hurt and Raab with a mean uppercut! Wilmer is stunned and Raab grabs him! He goes for Chokinator through the table but Wilmer pushes off last second, lands and hoists Raab up on his back with amazing strength then plants him through the flaming table with a sitout double leg slam! The table smashes! Raab catches on fire and the fans go CRAZY!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: BAH GAWD WHAT A MATCH! WILMER DOES IT! WILMER DOES IT! Wilmer retains the damn Hardcore Championship and that’s a powerful side of Wilmer that we haven’t seen before! Wilmer Patacky puts Raab through that flaming table and wins!
Chuck Thompson: What a brutal match and an incredible effort by both men but even though The Masked German Monster kept getting up and ruthlessly trying to destroy Wilmer, Wilmer went the extra mile and showed us that he HAS what it takes!
Wilmer had slowly made his way up to the stage with a microphone in his left hand, and holding the EHWF Hardcore Championship he just successfully defended in his right hand. He reaches up to wipe some blood from his face with his left wrist before he turned to face the ring.
Wilmer Patacky: You know, I've kept quiet leading up to this war with Lord Raab. I didn't cut any promos to try and get a laugh out of anyone or anything like that, because I knew I had to stay focused. With the battles we've had in the past, and more recently after what he did to me on Mayhem, I had to take this match seriously. And that's what I did. I told Brianna Rissi to take me to an entirely 'nother level in our training leading up to this. All of the work I have put into making this reign as your EHWF Hardcore Champion much more memorable than my first reign all those years ago. And now, I will continue to fight and defend this title all while I continue to bring the fight to the CPO! Because they can try to keep me down all they want to, but as you can see...I will never stay dow-!
Before Wilmer could finish that sentence, we can see the monstrous Stephen Sebastian spin Wilmer around and turn him inside out with a huge ripcord lariat! Brandon Bash steps out from behind the curtain laughing with a steel chair wrapped in barbwire in hand.
Steve White: What the hell!? Wilmer getting blindsided by Stephen Sebastian of the CPO!
Chuck Thompson: And of course, not far behind Stephen is that bastard Brandon Bash! Wilmer should have known better!
Even after the war he just went through with Lord Raab, Wilmer still starts to push himself back up to his feet after Stephen's attack! Stephen looks to be even more enraged than usual at this while Bash stops his laugh to look down at Wilmer somewhat surprised. Bash points down at Wilmer and nods his head to Stephen. Stephen raises his arms up above his head before he slams a double axe handle down onto Wilmer's back, knocking him back down! Wilmer winces in pain, but is still showing signs of life! Bash signals for Stephen to lift Wilmer up and hold him, and Stephen does as he's told. Bash lets out another laugh before he barks more orders at Stephen. Stephen is now holding Wilmer up onto his feet by his hair, while now also holding the barbwire wrapped steel chair in front of Wilmer's face.
Chuck Thompson: Wait, don't tell me that he's about to...
A loud smack can be heard as Bash superkicks the barbwire steel chair right into Wilmer's face, while Stephen is still holding Wilmer up by his hair with one hand!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Texas Chair Massacre!
Even more blood begins to pour from the fresh cuts on Wilmer's face from the Texas Chair Massacre, and Bash just smiles a sadistic smile at his actions. Stephen looks over to Bash, and Bash gives Stephen a thumbs down. Stephen stuffs Wilmer's head in between his legs before letting out a huge roar of rage. Bash steps back as Stephen then lifts Wilmer up, holding his torso up over his right shoulder. Stephen slams Wilmer's limp body down onto the stage with so much rage and force that Wilmer actually goes crashing THROUGH PART OF THE STAGE!
Chuck Thompson: HOLY SHIT! Stephen just sent Wilmer through the damn stage! We need some medics out here!
Steve White: I think Wilmer spoke too soon about never staying down. Stephen Sebastian with the Dragonslayer right through part of the damn stage! I don't think we will see Wilmer get up from that one, Chuck.
Bash bursts into laughter once again after Wilmer can be seen laying motionless in the wreckage of steel. Stephen lets out another roar, this time both of rage and victory as EHWF referees and officials are out to keep Stephen and Bash away from dealing more damage. Bash just flashes a cocky smirk as the officials are hesitant to really try and pull Stephen away. Bash finally signals to Stephen to back off, as the two make their way backstage while EMT's rush out with a stretcher as soon as Bash and Stephen are gone. We fade out from the scene to a Michael Rissi/Sah’ta Thor history promo.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a no holds barred match set for one single fall!
"Turn Down for What" - DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Sah’ta Thor!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And next… His opponent tonight… Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Michael Rissi vs. Sah’ta Thor
The fans are going CRAZY with cheers as Michael Rissi stands across the ring from Sah’ta Thor! Michael rips his tank top off and tosses it aside as his gigantic and pumped super physique dwarfs Thor’s much smaller body. Michael lets out a roar as he goes to circle the ring with Thor but Thor looks apprehensive of Michael and backs off a bit. The fans are still cheering! Thor comes in close but Michael runs up and lifts him high in the air! Thor’s eyes are wide as Michael slams him down hard on the mat! Thor gets ripped up to his feet from the mat and Michael plants him with another huge slam! Thor rolls out of the ring and holds his back in pain! Thor goes to make a runs for it but Michael is faster and slides out of the ring on the other side then runs at Thor at monstrous speed and collides with him, sending Thor flying in the air and crashing down to the floor outside! The fans are going nuts! Thor slowly gets up to his feet all hurt and groggy and Michael runs up once more, running into Thor at high speed with a big shoulder and arm, sending Thor flying in the air and over the barricade into the front row of the crowd! The fans are shocked and the crowd goes BERSERK!
Steve White: Michael Rissi just punishing Thor here right now! Thor trying to make a run for it but Michael Rissi is just a blur of speed and he sends Thor through the air and smashing down into the crowd! Amazing!
Chuck Thompson: The power and speed of Michael Rissi is nothing short of amazing! When Thor tried to screw Michael Rissi over at Aftermath and aligned with Scorpion - that may have been the biggest mistake of his career!
Michael reaches into the front row and tosses Thor over the barricade back to the outside! Thor is on the outside floor, yelling in pain ass he holds his back and torso! Michael looks down at him and shakes his head! Michael goes to pick up Thor but Thor hits Michael with a low blow! Michael falls back into the barricade and Thor gets a moment to recover as the fans boo him! Thor runs up and runs a knee into Michael! Michael uses the barricade to balance himself! Thor uses the opportunity to smack Michael with a steel chair when he turns around! Thor hits Michael with another chair shot then another! Thor goes for a forth chair shot but Michael grabs the chair and pulls Thor into a boot! Michael tosses the chair but Thor ducks it! The chair hits the ring! Thor comes back with a right hand! Thor then rakes the massive chest of Michael and then whips Michael back first into the ring apron! Michael holds his back and Thor takes a second! Thor runs at Michael for a high knee but Michael presses Thor overhead with ease and then drops Thor head first onto the apron as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Thor is trying his best to fight back but Michael is all over him! These men using the barricade and steel chairs to brutalise each other but Michael with that massive slam to Thor on the apron!
Chuck Thompson: Thor is taking punishment here tonight! Thor and Michael have been rivals and enemies since 2011 and Thor has never been able to topple Michael Rissi and looking at the way things are going - Thor isn’t going to be able to do it tonight either!
Thor stumbles around, bleeding from his mouth and disoriented as he falls to the floor and crawls to the ring apron! Thor nurses himself under the apron cover in pain! Michael walks up and drags him out but Thor has grabbed a fire extinguisher from under the ring and sprays Michael with it! Michael falls back, holding his eyes! Thor gets up enraged and runs up, hitting Michael in the head with the fire extinguisher! Thor sprays Michael with it again before running up and smacking Michael in the back with it then once more with a fire extinguisher shot to the back of his head! Michael falls against the barricade and we see him bleeding from the back of his head! Thor tosses the fire extinguisher aside and sets up a table at ringside! The fans begin to go nuts! Thor grabs Michael and rakes his face! Thor tries to get Michael up but Michael is too heavy and Thor drops him back on his feet! Michael boots Thor in the gut then presses him overhead! Thor’s eyes are wide and he shakes his head rapidly as the fans go NUTS! Michael dumps Thor through the table with an overhead press slam and the crowd erupts!
Steve White: Thor busting Michael open with the fire extinguisher and getting some space there to fight back but Michael tanks those shots and dumps Thor through the table like a sack of potatoes!
Chuck Thompson: How the fuck do you stop Michael Rissi!? Look at this guy!He’s a fucking animal!
Thor crawls out of the wreckage of the table, bleeding, coughing and spluttering! He tries to crawl away but Michael steps on his back! Michael picks Thor up and rolls him in the ring! Thor is in pain and he’s a mess. Michael slides in the ring and goes over to him but a desperate Thor kicks Michael’s thigh! Thor then rolls out of the other side of the ring! Michael slides out but Thor was concealing his Thor Staff in his pants! He takes it out and extends it then smacks it over Michael’s back! Thor holds the Staff up high and then runs it into the side of Michael’s head! Michael turns back around but Thor smacks Michael in the legs with it and Michael falls to a knee! Thor gets behind Michael and gets the Thor Staff around his neck and starts to choke him out with it! Michael grabs the Staff as he struggles and then snaps it in half! Thor backs off, holding the now snapped Staff as he looks up and down in shock and fear! Michael gets up, coughing but Thor tries to act quick and runs a boot into Michael’s groin! Michael goes down, holding his balls and Thor grabs his head, hitting the kneeling Michael with a DDT on the outside floor!
Steve White: The beaten and battered Thor tries to use his Thor staff but it has little effect on the gigantic Michael Rissi as Rissi snaps it in half! Thor with the low blow and then the DDT to the outside floor! Thor creating some sort of offense there!
Chuck Thompson: Thor going as dirty as he can in this match and he bought himself some more time but how long can he survive Michael Rissi?!
A beat up and bleeding Thor yells at the downed Rissi on the outside! Thor reaches under the ring and pulls out at barbwire wrapped table and the fans get to their feet! Thor sets it up and smacks it! Thor grabs Michael by the hair and tries to drag him towards it but Michael slaps his hands away then hits Thor with a big spinebuster into the barricade! Thor yells in pain as he holds his back! Michael has a steel bar tray! Thor turns around and Michael smacks it into Thor’s head and Thor goes right down! Michael holds up the bent bar tray and the fans go wild! Michael goes to the other side of the ring and picks up a ladder! He stands over Thor with it and puts it down on his neck then starts to crush him and choke him out! Thor’s legs start flying all over the place and he screams as he lies on the floor! Just then the fans boo as Blood Red jumps the barricade and hits Michael in the back from behind! Michael drops the ladder and Blood Red starts to stomp out Michael as he falls to his knee!
Steve White: Thor’s lackey, Blood Red has jumped the barricade and now he’s attacking Michael Rissi! It’s 2 on 1 now and Thor has planned all of this out! Thor has no intention to lose this one tonight!
Chuck Thompson: It might be 2 on 1 but Michael Rissi has done the damage to Thor already and I doubt he’s gonna have much trouble with Blood Red either!
Blood Red with a boot to the side of the head to Michael! Blood Red lines Michael up and runs at him for Black Light Special but Michael runs back at him and collides with Blood Red! Blood Red goes flying into the barricade and comes off second best! The fans are going wild! Michael turns around but Thor hits him with a steel chair shot to the head! Michael falls back and Thor cracks the steel chair over his back! Blood Red gets up and runs a knee into Michael while he’s bent over! Blood Red and Thor both come at Michael but Michael takes both men down with a double spear! They’re down and Michael gets up with a roar! Michael reaches under the ring and gets a table! He sets it up before man handling both Blood Red and Thor, sending them into the barricade hard! The fans are on their feet! Michael tosses Blood Red on the table then Thor on the table! The crowd gets loud as Michael rolls in the ring and climbs to the top rope! Both Thor and Blood Red are hurt on the table on the outside! Michael stands on the top rope and the fans get to their feet! Michael leaps off and lands on both men, putting them through the table with a diving elbow drop from the top rope to the outside! The table explodes and the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Michael Rissi manhandling both Thor and Blood Red and putting them BOTH through the table with that elbow drop to the outside! Michael Rissi treating them like children right now!
Chuck Thompson: That was brutal! Michael isn’t done though! He’s right back up and he’s picking up those steel steps!
Michael picks up the steel steps and holds them up! Thor is down! Blood Red is bleeding and out of it but he gets up and Michael runs the steel steps square into his head! Blood Red goes down! With incredible strength, Michael Rissi tosses the steel steps halfway up the ramp with ease and the fans lose it with cheers! Blood Red is down and bleeding! Michael picks him up and hoists him up on his back! Michael walks over to the barricade! The fans in the front row flee as Michael hits Blood Red with a Rissi Slam right into the crowed onto the chairs in the front row! Blood Red is destroyed and in a bloody mess under the rubble! Michael turns back to the match but Thor again takes advantage of the distraction and hits Michael in the head with a barbwire baseball bat! Michael bleeds from his head and stumbles around to the apron where Thor runs up and hits him again! Michael goes down on the apron and the fans boo Thor!
Steve White: Michael Rissi almost kills Blood Red there and sends him into the front row! Thor with the low blow and then a barbwire bat shot to the head! Thor taking advantage but will it be enough!
Chuck Thompson: Two shots with the barbwire bat! Michael is down on the apron after that! Thor building something here but can he try and win it after that?!
Michael is on the apron and Thor lines him up with the barbwire bat! Thor runs forward and swings but Michael rolls back into the ring! Thor hits the ropes with the bat and it bounces back at him and Thor strikes himself in the head! Thor falls back and Michael slides out of the ring again and picks up Thor, planting him on the outside floor with a powerful spinebuster! Michael picks the ladder back up and Thor is a bloody mess on the outside floor! Michael sets the ladder up then grabs Thor and rolls his bleeding and almost unresponsive body onto the table! The fans start to go NUTS as Michael climbs the ladder on the outside! Michael gets to the top and looks down as the fans roar! Michael leaps off and hits a moonsault off of the top of the ladder, landing on top of Thor and putting him through the table! The fans are going nuts as Thor and Michael lie in the ruins of the table!
Steve White: Michael outsmarting Thor at every avenue and punishing him! Thor is a bloody unresponsive mess and Michael just put him through another table after a moonsault off of a ladder BAH GAWD!
Chuck Thompson: What a match! Thor might be dead!
Michael gets up and picks Thor up by his collar and belt as he drips with blood and moans in pain! Michael rolls Thor back into the ring! Michael gets in and has Thor overhead before slamming him down on the canvas hard! Michael looks around then looks at Thor and shakes his head in disgust! Thor coughs up some blood and Michael drags Thor over to the bottom rope. Michael opens Thor’s mouth and puts his mouth on the bottom ropes and the fans go WILD! Michael bounces off of the ropes and runs up, booting Thor in the back of the head and hitting him with Take Care! Thor bleeds profusely out of his mouth as we zoom in and see 3 teeth on the apron! The ref dives on Thor and calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Michael Rissi!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! What a battle! Michael Rissi kicking the back of Thor’s head in and his teeth out! The ref, forced to stop this one as Michael Rissi dominantly defeats Sah’ta Thor yet again!!
Chuck Thompson: An amazing match as Michael Rissi shows once again why he is unstoppable and why he’s taking no shit from the people who tried to align against him here in EHWF!
Michael gets up on the apron and wipes some blood on his chest, raises his arms and roars out with pure adrenaline as the fans cheer! Outside the ring we see EMT’s checking on Thor after strapping him to a stretcher! Michael looks out as they fix Thor to the stretcher and put a neck brace around him, wheeling him away!
Steve White: Bleeding and unresponsive Thor is being wheeled out of here on a stretcher in defeat!
Michael Rissi jumps out of the ring and lands in front of the stretcher! He stands and walks forward as the EMT’s look fearful and back off! Michael approaches Thor on the stretcher and the fans go WILD with cheers! Michael grabs the stretcher and picks it up! Michael presses it up and with amazing strength, tosses Thor and stretcher across the ramp and off the side into the barricade and spotlights! Thor comes off of the stretcher and the stretcher is damaged! The shocked fans go wild and the EMT’s look apprehensive to help Thor!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! What the fuck did Michael Rissi just do! What the fuck?! He just picked the whole stretcher up and tossed Thor off of the side of the damn ramp!
Michael walks off up the ramp as the EMT’s swarm over Thor again. The fans go wild as we fade out to a Black Man promo.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the EHWF World Championship!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And next… He is the EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Black Man (c) vs. Zoe McDraven
The fans are going wild as Black Man taunts Zoe across the ring! Black Man insults her and tells her this won’t take long. They circle each other and Black Man lunges at Zoe who ducks him! Black Man comes back and goes to grab her but she somersaults away from him! Black Man quickly turns for a swing but Zoe snaps a kick into his legs! Zoe snaps another then another! Black Man swings but Zoe with another snap kick then she chops Black Man in the chest! Black Man whips Zoe into the ropes! She comes back and flips off of his back! Black Man comes back but Zoe snaps a side kick into his face! The fans go wild! Black Man looks pissed off! He comes in close for the tie up but Zoe is agile and gets him in a waistlock! Black Man counters into a headlock but Zoe gets him into a chickenwing hold! The fans are going wild! Black Man whips Zoe into the corner hard and she yells out as she holds her side! Black Man hits Zoe with a big boot and she’s down and Black Man goes nuts! Stomping Zoe out on the mat and yelling at her before he steps on her hair and pulls her hair with the ref yelling at Black Man!
Steve White: And here we go! EHWF Championship on the line and Black Man and Zoe going at it with Zoe using speed and ability to get a lot in so far but now Black Man resorting to dirty tactics and the fans are booing!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man IS the EHWF World Champion! He won the title when The CPO destroyed Killer Carter and he’s here to say that The CPO rule EHWF now and he’s at the top. Black Man found it insulting that he had to defend against Zoe tonight!
1… 2… 3… 4… Black Man lets go of Zoe as the fans boo him and the ref warns him! Black Man smirks and walks around before stomping Zoe in the chest once more! Black Man picks Zoe up and rams her into the corner hard! Zoe goes to stumble out of the corner but Black Man uses his side to slam her back in the corner again! Zoe holds her back in pain and wails hurt. Black Man runs up for a corner move but she slides under him and Black Man eats the corner hard! Black Man comes out holding his head and arm but Zoe hits Black Man with a tornado kick straight to the head! Black Man goes down and the fans are going wild as she covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: What?! Massive kick from Zoe and Zoe with that cover! Black Man can’t believe it and he didn’t see it coming! What a slug fest this is! Two contrasting styles and this isn’t gonna be as easy as Black Man thought!
Chuck Thompson: The Zoe that Black Man knew from the past isn’t the Zoe that we know today! This is shaping up to be a real battle!
Black Man presses Zoe off of him then rolls out of the ring. Black Man loses it on the outside and kicks the steel steps in anger! Zoe yells at him to get back in the ring! Black Man slides and lunges! Zoe ducks him and snaps a kick then follows up with a Pele Kick to the side! Black Man falls in the corner! Zoe gets up and runs at him but Black Man bursts out with a big clothesline! Black Man picks Zoe up and plants her with one of his sideslams as the fans go wild! Black Man rubs his forearm over her face and eyes as the fans boo him! He back off and yells at the ref and Zoe on the mat as he comes over and stomps her before picking her up and whipping her into the corner! Zoe goes up the turnbuckle and falls off, taking damage as she stumbles around! Black Man hoists her up and plants her with a big back body drop! Zoe yells out in pain as Black Man bounces off of the ropes - keeping control and hitting Zoe with a big legdrop! Black Man covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Black Man doing whatever it takes here tonight and the fans hate it! The fans behind Zoe McDraven here so far tonight! Black Man with that big drop as he controls Zoe in this half and then the leg drop cover but Zoe kicks out!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man can’t believe it! He’s pissed off! He thought he had it after all that but Zoe is tough and she keeps kicking out!
Black Man can’t believe it! He gets up and hoists Zoe up on his shoulder then drops her on the turnbuckle with snake eyes! Black Man then hits her with his Black Attack punching combo in the corner and busts her mouth open! Zoe falls out of the corner and crawls away in pain but Black Man runs up and punts her in the ribs and she rolls out of the ring! The ref comes over and berates Black Man and warns him away! Black Man slides out of the ring and gets Zoe up then rams her into the apron back first! Zoe screams out in pain and Black Man rolls her back into the ring! Black Man gets in and holds his arms out to the booing fans! Black Man goes to stomp Zoe but she grabs his leg and quickly wraps him up in the small package!
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NO!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Small package! Black Man didn’t see it coming! Zoe almost had it! Zoe almost won the whole thing there!!
Chuck Thompson: These fans are going CRAZY right now! Black Man almost losing it there! Black Man shocked and now rethinking this whole thing as Zoe will not die here tonight!
Black Man is pissed off but Zoe runs up and knees the kneeling Black Man in the face! Black Man holds his face in pain! She lines him up and when he gets up, Zoe hits Black Man with Shockwave straight to the head! Black Man is down and the fans go NUTS! The cheers break out and Zoe goes to the outside and climbs up to the top rope! She gets up there and calls for Supernova Flash! Suddenly, Brandon Bash appears and gets up on the apron! Zoe kicks him away! He tries to get back up but Zoe kicks him off to the outside! Zoe tries to get back up to position but it give Black Man enough time to punch her on the turnbuckle, climb up with her and hit her with Black Plaque from the top turnbuckle! The fans go wild! Zoe is devastated and Black Man crawls over and covers her!
1…
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! You’re joking me right now! Brandon Bash running interference! Black Man that dirty bastard taking advantage and destroying Zoe with Black Plaque but somehow she still KICKS OUT! Black Man is PISSED!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe another impressive kick out after that huge move! These fans are going crazy but Black Man can’t believe it as Zoe refuses to give up! Brandon Bash is out here to fuck everything up as usual!
Black Man smacks the mat in a rage and he can’t believe it! Black Man argues with the ref and Brandon Bash on the outside! Black Man comes over and picks the hurt Zoe up! Black Man comes off of the ropes and gets his hand on Zoe’s back then goes for a scissor kick but Zoe dodges it! Black Man turns around and she hits him with a springboard dropkick! Zoe goes to bounce off of the ropes again but Bash grabs her leg from the outside and trips her! Zoe gets up and turns around into Black Boot from Black Man and the fans all get up! Black Man goes for Black Stunn! Zoe pushes out of it! She goes for Shockwave but Black Man sidesteps her and she gets hung up on the ropes! Black Man runs at Zoe but she uses her athletics and pulls the top rope down and Black Man goes crashing to the outside! Black Man is pissed and gets back up but Zoe dives over the top rope and lands on Black Man, using her whole body to take him down as the fans go BERSERK!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Zoe putting it all on the line just to take out Black Man as she goes flying like a damn bird to the outside! Black Man thought he had it there! He’s in better condition than Zoe but Zoe just keeps coming!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe could actually do it here tonight! Just like at Aftermath she refuses to lose here and Black Man looks like he’s about to spiral out into a rage!
Zoe rolls back in the ring! The fans are going nuts! The ref starts to count but Brandon rolls Black Man back in the ring! Black Man wasn’t ready but Brandon didn’t want to risk count out! He gets up and Zoe jumps on his back and locks in Kinetic Energy! It’s over! Black Man is locked in! The standing Kinetic Energy is lit! The fans are going nuts! Black Man thrusts around as he fades but he gets to the corner and pushes off the turnbuckle with his boot! They land on the mat and Zoe takes damage but as they roll up she still has him locked in! Black Man does it again and they fall again! This time it works! The fans are going wild! Zoe is smaller and gets up quicker and snaps a kick into Black Man’s head as he gets to a knee! Zoe wants to follow up but Black Man thumbs her in the eye and gets up, hitting her with his big sideslam and planting her hard! The fans are going wild! Black Man grabs the ref and argues with him and while the ref is distracted, Brandon Bash grabs Zoe and starts punching her in the head from the apron! The ref tries to turn back but Black Man distracts him! Zoe is busted open! Brandon smacks her head off of the apron a couple of times before rolling her back in the ring!
Steve White: WOW! Kinetic Energy almost takes Black Man out but he gets out of it and shows his experience! These two old foes fighting it out in an AMAZING title match tonight but after Black Man’s sideslam - the ref is distracted and Brandon Bash is assaulting Zoe right now!
Chuck Thompson: The damn CPO and Bash are gonna ruin this one for Zoe! The fans are booing right now but this has been such an intense contest!
The fans are all booing! Black Man brushes past the ref and gets his hands on his knees as he claps and tells Zoe to get up! Zoe is bleeding and hurt and the fans are booing! Zoe smacks the mat and gets up and Black Man goes for Black Stunn but she pushes him away at the last second! Black Man with Black Boot! Zoe ducks it and springs off of the middle then the top ropes for a flying Shockwave but Black Man hits her with a Black Boot out of the air! The fans are all on their feet! Zoe took it hard! Black Man with the boot after a few moments and then Black Stunn! Zoe is done as Black Man covers her and the fans boo!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF World Champion… The Legendary… Black Man!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! What a battle! I can’t believe it! Zoe so many times kept coming back and almost pulled it off but Black Man too cunning here tonight and Brandon Bash helps with CPO backup! Black Man still the champion after that quick thinking Black Stunn!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe didn’t see that Black Boot in midair that devastated her! If she hit the Shockwave off of the ropes then she might very well be the EHWF Champion right now! Black Man retains!
Black Man holds up the title as Brandon Bash celebrates with him! Black Man flips Zoe off on the mat then starts stomping her out! Brandon Bash starts stomping her out as will as they start to brutalise her on the mat! The fans all start to drown them out with boos but Black Man and Bash don’t care! They dig the boots in!
Steve White: Here we go! Bash and Black Man punishing Zoe here and now just like The CPO did to Wilmer Patacky earlier in the night and they might put her in the damn hospital as well now! Screw this!
Zoe is bleeding and bruised on the mat! Bash signals at the ramp and Ace Pena and Stephen Sebastian come down the ramp! Ace has a table with him and the fans all start to boo! They get in the ring with Black Man and Bash and Ace sets up the table! Bash and Ace stomp Zoe a few more times before they want to set her up for the Quadruple Powerbomb!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! No! C’Mon! Black Man retained already! There’s no damn reason to do this! NO! Now The CPO is out here and Zoe is in trouble!
They pull Zoe in to finish her with a massive Quadruple Powerbomb but the fans go BERSERK as Michael Rissi sprints down the ramp! The fans go nuts and Michael slides in the ring! Black Man and Bash look at each other and back off! Michael runs square into Ace Pena, sending him flying over on the apron! Bash barks at Stephen and he goes for Berserker Lariat but Michael ducks it! Michael hits Stephen with big right hands! Another and another and another and another! Michael backs off into the ropes but Stephen knocks him down with a shoulder! The fans go nuts! Stephen rips Michael up to his boots and starts hitting him with big strikes! Michael fights back and the two trade big shots! Michael’s woulds open back up and he starts bleeding! Stephen with a big headbutt sends Michael into the corner!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Michael Rissi is out here right now and he’s making the save for Zoe McDraven! He’s taking on The CPO and he’s brawling with Stephen Sebastian right now!
Stephen runs at Michael in the corner but Michael lifts him up and drops Stephen on the turnbuckle! Stephen isn’t that affected and hits Michael with a big lariat! Michael is down! The fans are going nuts! Stephen picks him up and dishes out a right hand then hoists him on his back but Michael gets down and gets Stephen up! Stephen drops off and hits Michael with a sidekick! Michael falls into the centre of the ring! Black Man and Brandon Bash grab Michael! They get a few fists in but Zoe McDraven springs off of the top rope and hits Black Man with a flying high jump kick sending Black Man into Bash knocking him over! Michael breaks free! Stephen goes for Berserker Lariat! Michael ducks it and goes for the Superkick but Stephen ducks it and hits the ropes! Michael runs up and smacks into Stephen hard, clotheslining Stephen over the top rope sending him hitting the apron and crashing to the outside! Michael skins the cat back into the ring! Brandon Bash rolls out! Michael turns around to Black Man but Black Man quickly slides out and the fans GO WILD!
Steve White: Michael Rissi clearing house and making the save on Zoe McDraven! It’s no secret Michael’s history and feelings with guys like Brandon Bash and Black Man! Stephen Sebastian is on the outside raging - he still wants to go!
Stephen Sebastian is on the outside raging but Brandon Bash is trying to calm him down! The fans are going wild and Bash and Black Man back Stephen back up the ramp as he tries to get past them! Stephen yells at Michael but Bash tells him now is not the time and they back up the ramp! Michael checks on Zoe and the fans go wild as Zoe gets up and snaps a kick into Ace who tries to recover on the mat! Michael looks out at Bash! Bash has to stop Stephen again. Bash points at Michael from the stage and tells him not to touch Ace Pena!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Bash and Black Man holding Stephen back right now! Ace Pena was left behind and it might be all over here! Bash warning Michael right now!
Michael points back out at Brandon but Brandon yells from the stage! Michael plummets his clasped fists down on Ace Pena and Ace’s eyes go wide as he falls to the mat again! Michael picks Ace up and plants him with a massive elevated thrust spinebuster through the table The CPO set up before! Ace is destroyed and Brandon and The CPO look pissed off!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Ace destroyed and Michael sending a message to The CPO! What the heck is gonna come from this now?!
Michael points out to Brandon Bash and Black Man who are keeping Stephen at bay! Michael and Zoe celebrate in the ring as the fans go wild and we fade out to a TLC 2 Promo!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
ILLA ISABELLA: “Ladies and gentlemen, IT’S TIME for your MAIN EVENT of the evening… The following contest is a THREE-WAY TAG TEAM T.L.C. MATCH and it is for the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS... Introducing first, the challengers...”
day or night, the end is close
so keep on talking, keep on fight
day or night, the end is close
so keep my bullet in the bottle of wine
Bass and drums strut through the P.A. system as vibrant white lights flash and siren throughout the arena. By the time the opening lines of “Sick Week” by the Jack Wood join these instruments, two shorter, but muscular frames saunter through the curtain and onto the stage, which has become enveloped by fog up to the knees. Stepping to the outsides of the top of the ramp but in line with one another, 2020 Competitor of the Year ANA SOMNIA and EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPION SARA DANIELS look out on their respective sides of the venue. As they do so, the clips of their violence transitions into a wall of text where an arterial red pair of intersecting slashes tear through the center, as if done by an animal.
The former dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. Her knee pads offer arterial red slashes in the shape of the letter X, as if left there by an articulate creature with scathingly sharp claws. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as arterial red laces hanging untied from either side. The KTX sigil is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a black leather moto jacket closed most of the way. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
The latter sports a black and red pair of boyshorts with black and red boots and knee pads, as well as black fishnet stockings. Her knee pads, too, are adorned by the same X slashes on Somnia’s knee pads. She also wears a black and red sports bra-styled wrestling top with leather façades, the KTX logo over the left side of her chest like a badge. Around both wrists, Sara wears extensive black taping, including dorsal crosses as well. Additionally, she wears a black cropped racer jacket and a backward black South African Rugby Union snapback hat. Beneath the hat, her blonde hair is braided back and hangs two low pigtail-styled braids. The most salient piece of her attire, however, is the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP wrapped around her waist.
In sync, they roll their shoulders back and get into a more combative stance to shadow box briefly. Next, they sway toward the center of the ramp as they turn to one another and stand nearly toe-to-toe. Nodding to each other, they smirk as there is a short pause in the music. Once the music returns, KILL TEAM X begin their journey down the entrance ramp with Daniels playfully and motivationally slapping Somnia on her backside. Their movements are purposeful, and their gazes are glued to the ring ahead. Confidence pours out of every imperious movement the two make as they continue down the ramp and approach ringside without having paid the capacity crowd another moment’s time.
ILLA ISABELLA: “Hailing from Johannesburg, South Africa and Dallas, Texas respectively… The EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPION... ONE! STIFF! BITCH! SSSAAARRRAAA... THE JOHANNESBURG JACKHAMMER... DDDAAAANNNNIIIEEELLLSSS! And the 2020 COMPETITOR OF THE YEAR... The UNDISPUTED... AAAANNNNAAAA... The Huntress... SSSOOOMMMNNNIIIAAA! They are… KILL! TEAM! X!”
The female lead vocalist of the Jack Wood whispers a reiteration of a lyric and ignites a crescendo as the power couple reaches ringside and hastily bicycle their knees on opposite sides of the ring as they swing up onto their aprons on one knee. On the far side, Sara rises to her feet and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose while smirking proudly. On the near side, Somnia mirrors the motion; first, however, she rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side to enter into the aforementioned pose.
With authority, they swing themselves into the ring under the middle rope and turn toward one another with a grin. Here, they storm in opposite directions, Somnia from the side nearest the hard camera to the far right corner and Daniels from the far side from the hard camera to the near left corner. They stomp up onto the middle rope and each hike a leg up onto the top rope while Sara hoists her EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP high overhead and Somnia curls her arms in above shoulder-level to flex her biceps, her chin tilted up while she bares her teeth. She then rotates her forearms forward and out, around behind her with her palms facing outward and her thumbs and first two fingers stretched out, the remaining four fingers hanging limply. At the same time, she bows her head forward to smirk nefariously and sneer ominously up through her furrowed brow.
As the conclusion to the chorus of the song playing over the P.A. system arrives, Kill Team X seem to maintain their perfect synchronization (without even having one another in their field of view) by hopping off of the middle rope and strutting to the center of the ring, where Ana reaches her hand around the back of Sara’s neck and pulls her in so they can both bow their heads forward and press their foreheads together, eyes closed. When they separate from this embrace, Ana steps over to the corner nearest the timekeeper and demands microphones while Sara adjusts the title on her shoulder and gets comfortable in the center of the squared circle. When Somnia returns with two microphones and hands one to Sara, the Huntress smirks arrogantly and turns back to the hard camera with a fire burning behind her eyes. She lifts the microphone to her lips and gives utterance to her venomous vitriol for the first time tonight.
“Заруби себе на носу,” she says quite pointedly, as if the capacity crowd could understand a single syllable of what she had said. “Tonight, it feels like the suits behind their desks took a mighty lil’ likin’ to the particular brand of violence I introduced this company to… The violence моя муза an’ I brought to the tag team division when it needed it most. It feels like they took one look at the carnage an’ mayhem we’ve left in my wake an’ finally realized what our kinda’ violence an’ the kinda’ people— the kinda’ women who are capable of inflictin’ it can mean for this company an’ this business. In other words, they watched as we taught this division the most basic meanin’ of war, an’ they liked it, much like the two of us did. That… tickles me a bit, y’hear?” She chuckles and shakes her head, lowering her microphone for the briefest of moments before continuing her resentful rhetoric. “Y’see, it tickles me because this ain’t any different than it was when I first got started here, workin’ my way through each an’ every person ‘tween me an’ the EHWF World Championship— an’ then ‘tween me an’ history. This time, I just get to share in it all with my моя муза... It ain’t much different, if at all, an’ it ain’t gonna’ play out any different movin’ forward. It tickles me... Because it ain’t the first time this company’s fed me the tag team division. I ain’t been in this division with Dani here but a minute an’ I’m already undisputed ‘round these parts.” She cackles maniacally as Sara nods in agreement, adjusting the title on her shoulder. “Somethin’ I’ve learned over the last nearly two years with this королева воинов in my corner in every way there is to be in someone’s corner?” asks the Bantamweight Bruiser rhetorically while gesturing to Sara. “Is that it tastes oh so much sweeter when you’re sinkin’ your teeth in next to those ya’ starved with.”
Lowering her microphone, Ana allows the fans to jeer as she turns to look fondly at her girlfriend and tag team partner. They exchange an affectionate grin before Somnia turns back to the camera and rolls her shoulders again. Chuckling in anticipatory condescension, Miss Malicious lifts the microphone back to her arterial red lips and continues her disdainful diatribe with a determined scowl on her otherwise naturally sultry visage.
“An’ tonight,” continues the Slavic Submission Specialist. “Tonight, they’re feedin’ what amounts to this entire division right to us in our first opportunity to take those titles outta’ their cold, dead hands… The only opportunity we’re gonna’ need. That’s mighty entertain’, you ask me.” Slavic Steel shrugs with a sardonic sneer. “Joyride. Joanna Rissi. Misty Vega. The same meanin’less faces I kicked through the back of their scalps over an’ over not all too long ago, myself… Joyride, for instance? I beat ‘em myself. In a triple threat with my EHWF World Championship on the line— I even beat ‘em both at the same time when they were tryin’ to team up against me. An’ now we’ve beaten ‘em as a team, too. I ain’t break an ounce of sweat puttin’ a single one of ‘em to sleep when it was just me. I get more of a workout spendin’ время дома бля Dani.” Daniels grins amusedly, knowing the gist of what Ana had said as she has been learning Russian for months. “An’ when I did all of this, y’all? Those EHWF World Tag Team Championships we’re ‘boutta’ take for ourselves were wastin’ away ‘round their waists. While I was SPLATTERIN’ ‘EM ‘CROSS THE CANVAS... While I was RIPPIN’ THEM APART, LIMB-BY-LIMB... While I was EMBARRASSIN’ ‘EM JUST ‘BOUT ‘NEAR AS MUCH AS THEY WERE EMBARRASSIN’ THEMSELVES... They were disgracin’ those tag team titles. Makin’ a mockery of what Dani an’ I can do better than anyone this company or this business has ever seen before, y’hear?” Her right eyebrow cocks skyward, preceding a nefarious chuckle. Somnia draws breath through her nose before continuing. “An’ then you’ve got Jo Rissi an’ her не такой уж и секретный поклонник. Just like Joyride, I’ve beaten ‘em on my own. I made the mistake of thinkin’ there was more to Rissi than bein’ the flavor of the week, but she just ain’t cut from the same cloth as women like Dani an’ me. I gave ‘em both chance after chance after chance, an’ neither one of ‘em rose to the occasion. I beat ‘em each on their own, beat ‘em when they were given the handicap of facin’ me two-on-one with my title on the line… I massacred ‘em, truth be told— which is why I ain’t gonna’ be half-surprised when one, or two, or all of ‘em outright refuse to show their ugly mugs out here tonight an’ hand us the titles by forfeit.” Daniels parts her lips and sucks in through her teeth to emphasize the scathing nature of Somnia’s remarks. “What’s ticklin’ me most right ‘bout now, though, y’all? Is the audacity these four women would need to have coursin’ through their veins to actually show up tonight. I hope they rear their ugly heads so we can rip ‘em clean off their necks. I hope they got that audacity pumpin’ through their blood so when we SPILL IT ALL OVER OUR RING... There ain’t a one ячейка of doubt left as to whether or not any of ‘em had what it took to go to war with the Undisputed. If neither one of these teams had it what took to beat me on my own, what makes anyone think they’ve got a chance of winnin’ with моя муза added to the mix?”
Shaking her head, the Huntress slowly takes a couple of arrogant steps backward, a condescending chuckle humming through her closed lips. Daniels grins, appreciating the proud introduction from her girlfriend. Adjusting the title on her shoulder, the South African Striker saunters forward and pulls the microphone up to her arterial red lips with her free hand.
“War,” she says quite matter-of-factly. “It’s in our fuckin’ nature. Doesn’t matter what poe is chargin’ us from the other side of the battlefield an’ it damn sure doesn’t matter how many poes are chargin’ us. My Ana an’ I? We were born in it. Forged by it. We’ve done nothin’ short of bending war to our will an’ usin’ it to our advantage. We’ve waged it across the fuckin’ globe! Under the ground. Under spotlights. For drunks with a penchant for pain in a fuckin’ bar basement. For viewers numberin’ in the fuckin’ millions.” Daniels gestures around at the fans in attendance for emphasis. “My Huntress is literally a GODDESS of it, an’ me? the Showtime Champion? I’m the fuckin’ personification of it. We are built for this shit. We always have been. My Ana’s been competin’, fightin’ since she was a little girl an’ her parents moved her to Russia. I’ve been swingin’ for saffa jaw after saffa jaw after jaw after motherfuckin’ jaw since I was a kid tryin’ to get off of the streets of JoBurg.” Shaking her head, the Johannesburg Jackhammer adjusts the title on her shoulder again, clearly unaccustomed to having a title there. “So that means that it’s more than us just bein’ confident. It’s who we are. It’s part of the reason I’m standin’ here gettin’ ready to beat the shit outta’ all four of these cunts— if any of the skapies show up, anyway. It’s why I’m standin’ here preparin’ to compete in a match with fuckin’ tables, ladders, an’ chairs—damn near no fuckin’ rules in this thing—instead of standin’ out there at ringside, supportin’ my Ana while she’s competin’ in this ring. I fuckin’ love bein’ in my Huntress’s corner an’ watchin’ her leave ‘em bossies, but there’s nothin’ that compares to actually gettin’ to beat the shit outta’ somebody myself, an’ gettin’ to do it next to my Huntress.” At this point, she furrows her brow and looks down at the mat for a moment or two, the microphone hanging by her side. When she lifts the mic back up and smirks, she offers some candid sentiments. “That bein’ said, I ain’t been in all that many TLC matches before tonight. It’s gonna’ be fuckin’ great bein’ allowed to use all of these weapons. Most of the time, the only weapons I get to use—the only weapons I ever really need to fuckin’ use—are my fists an’ some stiff ol’ kicks.” She snickers confidently, visualizing sending her boot through the skull of any of her opponents tonight. “I’ve built my entire career, my entire reputation, an’ my entire damn life ‘round takin’ what I want an’ gettin’ what I have with my own bare hands, without the help of weapons or bendin’ rules or jumpin’ anyone from behind. Every ounce of blood, sweat, an’ tears I’ve spilled, mine or otherwise? I’ve done it honorably an’ I’ve done it so fuckin’ well, so fuckin’ hard that y’all started callin’ me One Stiff Bitch. Damn if that ain’t the most fittin’ shit I’ve ever heard.”
Chuckling, she nods in emphasis as Somnia chuckles in agreement. Ana flicks a proud glance to Sara’s eyeline and allows her chuckle to turn into a surprisingly earnest smile. In response, the corner of the Jo-Burg Jackhammer’s mouth curls into a smirk and she flashes a wink at the Bantamweight Bruiser. She then adjusts the title on her shoulder and turns her head toward the hard camera without removing her eyes from Ana’s. Once her skull is squared to the hard camera, her eyes catch up and she continues with a grin.
“I’m gonna’ be like a pig in shit in this ring tonight,” she says. “Like a fuckin’ kid in a candy store or somethin’. I’ve enjoyed every minute of combat I’ve been able to scrape together over the last few years, regardless of what kinda’ restrictions they threw on me. Tell me I ain’t allowed to use closed fists? I’m still beatin’ your fuckin’ skull in. Tell me I ain’t allowed to choke some cunt out? I’ll still beat ya’ to the edge of fuckin’ death just to bring ya’ back so I can make ya’ choke on your own blood. Nothin’ can stop me from makin’ the poes fightin’ me play their music to my Ana’s ears: screamin’ bloody murder.” She smirks nefariously. “Don’t get me wrong— if I gotta’ do it a different way because some suit behind a desk needs to protect an investment or somethin’, so be it. I don’t give a shit.” Her smirk grows more amused and she chuckles lightly before continuing. “An’ if that’s the case when I ain’t bein’ given access to weapons outside of my-goddamn-self? Just imagine... Just imagine what happens when I do got that access. I’m salivatin’ at the concept of what kinda’ fuckin’ TROUBLE I can get into tonight.” Hopping up and down on her toes, Sara adjusts the title again. “I ain’t sure who’s bright idea it was to give my Ana an’ me more firepower than we’re already bringin’ to the table, but they’ve all but guaranteed the outcome tonight. Ordinarily, I’d… Ordinarily, I’d be standin’ here talkin’ ‘bout what I respect in my opponents, but tonight? Tonight, this ain’t just business. This ain’t just a fight.” Sara shakes her head with a scowl before Ana follows suit. “My Ana an’ me have got a shot at the EHWF World Tag Team Championships, a chance at showin’ the world what kinda’ team the two of us have always been an’ will always be. We’ve got the opportunity to cement our places in EHWF’s storied history, an’ if I’m bein’ honest? I can’t fuckin’ wait. This is personal tonight.” As she explains this, she stabs at her own chest with the pads of her index and middle fingers from the hand holding the title on her shoulder. “When I add my second EHWF title—at the same fuckin’ time, no less—there ain’t gonna’ be a single cunt left in this business who thinks I’m just my Ana’s backup or just her arm candy. I’m a bad motherfucker who is RUNNIN’ SHORT ON PATIENCE for gettin’ a good fight in me.” She shakes her head in frustration and anticipation alike. “Tonight, I walk in here One Stiff Bitch... An’ tonight that bitch walks outta’ here EHWF World Tag Team Fuckin’ Champion. That’ll make me One Decorated Bitch.”
She lowers her microphone and lifts her EHWF Showtime Championship overhead with a stoic expression on her face, though her brow soon furrows and her eyes soon narrow. Slowly stepping back, Sara makes room for the Huntress to step forward, clearly poised to offer her final thoughts before the introduction of the second set of challengers in tonight’s contest. As they pass one another, however, Ana reaches her free arm around the small of Sara’s back and pulls herself in around the front so her head is bowed mere inches—if that— from Daniels’s. She looks at Sara up from her toes to her eyes before snickering and pressing her tongue against the inside of her own bottom lip. This precedes her head snapping to the hard camera and her frame slithering away from its embrace with Sara Daniels.
“If anythin’ the likes of a weakness exists in me,” she begins. “It’s seein’ gold ‘round моя муза’s waist. Я просто не могу насытиться. Я, блядь, не могу насытиться. When the two of us are standin’ right here again at the end of the night, standin’ here with the EHWF World Tag Team Championships held high over our heads? When our war has drawn to a close an’ we have left every single сука in our way broken, splattered ‘cross the canvas like spilled paint... When we are finished pickin’ the scraps outta’ our teeth with whatever shards of their bones we leave behind? We ain’t gonna’ stand here an’ tell y’all we told y’all so— even though we will have told y’all so. We’re gonna stand here an’ fashion our thrones from whatever’s left in the aftermath.” She gestures to the mat below as if it were already covered in debris. “Because we are ‘boutta’ accomplish in this here tag team division that which I accomplished with the EHWF World Championship... We are ‘boutta’ become the undefeated... unstoppable... UNDISPUTED standard bearers.” This prompts Somnia to cock her head to either side, sharply cracking her neck. When she lifts the microphone back to her blood red lips, she continues. “In our first match involvin’ the EHWF World Tag Team Championship, it’s main eventin’ a major pay-per-view— somethin’ those titles an’ this here division could never have done without Dani an’ I comin’ on down an’ rescuin’ it from obscurity with our bare hands.” Her free hand reaches up and slowly curls into a quaking fist, trembling with wrath. “So even if the four of y’all show up— an’ I hope you do… An’ even if y’all put up the fights of y’all’s lives— an’ I hope you do... An’ even if y’all manage to prove somethin’ more than a mere speed bump on our way to the record books— an’ I hope you do... Y’all will still fall before us an’ return to the very same dirt we’re buryin’ this fuckin’ division. Each an’ every last one of y’all. Because when y’all step into the ring with us? When y’all step into our ring?”
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
At this moment, both Ana and Sara drop their microphones, which creates a cacophony of static before the production team cuts the mics. Both now remove their jackets and settle into their corner to await the arrival of their intended prey.
ILLA ISABELLA: “And their opponents...”
day or night, the end is close
so keep on talking, keep on fight
day or night, the end is close
so keep my bullet in the bottle of wine
Bass and drums strut through the P.A. system as vibrant white lights flash and siren throughout the arena. By the time the opening lines of “Sick Week” by the Jack Wood join these instruments, two shorter, but muscular frames saunter through the curtain and onto the stage, which has become enveloped by fog up to the knees. Stepping to the outsides of the top of the ramp but in line with one another, 2020 Competitor of the Year ANA SOMNIA and EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPION SARA DANIELS look out on their respective sides of the venue. As they do so, the clips of their violence transitions into a wall of text where an arterial red pair of intersecting slashes tear through the center, as if done by an animal.
The former dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. Her knee pads offer arterial red slashes in the shape of the letter X, as if left there by an articulate creature with scathingly sharp claws. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as arterial red laces hanging untied from either side. The KTX sigil is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a black leather moto jacket closed most of the way. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
The latter sports a black and red pair of boyshorts with black and red boots and knee pads, as well as black fishnet stockings. Her knee pads, too, are adorned by the same X slashes on Somnia’s knee pads. She also wears a black and red sports bra-styled wrestling top with leather façades, the KTX logo over the left side of her chest like a badge. Around both wrists, Sara wears extensive black taping, including dorsal crosses as well. Additionally, she wears a black cropped racer jacket and a backward black South African Rugby Union snapback hat. Beneath the hat, her blonde hair is braided back and hangs two low pigtail-styled braids. The most salient piece of her attire, however, is the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP wrapped around her waist.
In sync, they roll their shoulders back and get into a more combative stance to shadow box briefly. Next, they sway toward the center of the ramp as they turn to one another and stand nearly toe-to-toe. Nodding to each other, they smirk as there is a short pause in the music. Once the music returns, KILL TEAM X begin their journey down the entrance ramp with Daniels playfully and motivationally slapping Somnia on her backside. Their movements are purposeful, and their gazes are glued to the ring ahead. Confidence pours out of every imperious movement the two make as they continue down the ramp and approach ringside without having paid the capacity crowd another moment’s time.
ILLA ISABELLA: “Hailing from Johannesburg, South Africa and Dallas, Texas respectively… The EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPION... ONE! STIFF! BITCH! SSSAAARRRAAA... THE JOHANNESBURG JACKHAMMER... DDDAAAANNNNIIIEEELLLSSS! And the 2020 COMPETITOR OF THE YEAR... The UNDISPUTED... AAAANNNNAAAA... The Huntress... SSSOOOMMMNNNIIIAAA! They are… KILL! TEAM! X!”
The female lead vocalist of the Jack Wood whispers a reiteration of a lyric and ignites a crescendo as the power couple reaches ringside and hastily bicycle their knees on opposite sides of the ring as they swing up onto their aprons on one knee. On the far side, Sara rises to her feet and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose while smirking proudly. On the near side, Somnia mirrors the motion; first, however, she rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side to enter into the aforementioned pose.
With authority, they swing themselves into the ring under the middle rope and turn toward one another with a grin. Here, they storm in opposite directions, Somnia from the side nearest the hard camera to the far right corner and Daniels from the far side from the hard camera to the near left corner. They stomp up onto the middle rope and each hike a leg up onto the top rope while Sara hoists her EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP high overhead and Somnia curls her arms in above shoulder-level to flex her biceps, her chin tilted up while she bares her teeth. She then rotates her forearms forward and out, around behind her with her palms facing outward and her thumbs and first two fingers stretched out, the remaining four fingers hanging limply. At the same time, she bows her head forward to smirk nefariously and sneer ominously up through her furrowed brow.
As the conclusion to the chorus of the song playing over the P.A. system arrives, Kill Team X seem to maintain their perfect synchronization (without even having one another in their field of view) by hopping off of the middle rope and strutting to the center of the ring, where Ana reaches her hand around the back of Sara’s neck and pulls her in so they can both bow their heads forward and press their foreheads together, eyes closed. When they separate from this embrace, Ana steps over to the corner nearest the timekeeper and demands microphones while Sara adjusts the title on her shoulder and gets comfortable in the center of the squared circle. When Somnia returns with two microphones and hands one to Sara, the Huntress smirks arrogantly and turns back to the hard camera with a fire burning behind her eyes. She lifts the microphone to her lips and gives utterance to her venomous vitriol for the first time tonight.
“Заруби себе на носу,” she says quite pointedly, as if the capacity crowd could understand a single syllable of what she had said. “Tonight, it feels like the suits behind their desks took a mighty lil’ likin’ to the particular brand of violence I introduced this company to… The violence моя муза an’ I brought to the tag team division when it needed it most. It feels like they took one look at the carnage an’ mayhem we’ve left in my wake an’ finally realized what our kinda’ violence an’ the kinda’ people— the kinda’ women who are capable of inflictin’ it can mean for this company an’ this business. In other words, they watched as we taught this division the most basic meanin’ of war, an’ they liked it, much like the two of us did. That… tickles me a bit, y’hear?” She chuckles and shakes her head, lowering her microphone for the briefest of moments before continuing her resentful rhetoric. “Y’see, it tickles me because this ain’t any different than it was when I first got started here, workin’ my way through each an’ every person ‘tween me an’ the EHWF World Championship— an’ then ‘tween me an’ history. This time, I just get to share in it all with my моя муза... It ain’t much different, if at all, an’ it ain’t gonna’ play out any different movin’ forward. It tickles me... Because it ain’t the first time this company’s fed me the tag team division. I ain’t been in this division with Dani here but a minute an’ I’m already undisputed ‘round these parts.” She cackles maniacally as Sara nods in agreement, adjusting the title on her shoulder. “Somethin’ I’ve learned over the last nearly two years with this королева воинов in my corner in every way there is to be in someone’s corner?” asks the Bantamweight Bruiser rhetorically while gesturing to Sara. “Is that it tastes oh so much sweeter when you’re sinkin’ your teeth in next to those ya’ starved with.”
Lowering her microphone, Ana allows the fans to jeer as she turns to look fondly at her girlfriend and tag team partner. They exchange an affectionate grin before Somnia turns back to the camera and rolls her shoulders again. Chuckling in anticipatory condescension, Miss Malicious lifts the microphone back to her arterial red lips and continues her disdainful diatribe with a determined scowl on her otherwise naturally sultry visage.
“An’ tonight,” continues the Slavic Submission Specialist. “Tonight, they’re feedin’ what amounts to this entire division right to us in our first opportunity to take those titles outta’ their cold, dead hands… The only opportunity we’re gonna’ need. That’s mighty entertain’, you ask me.” Slavic Steel shrugs with a sardonic sneer. “Joyride. Joanna Rissi. Misty Vega. The same meanin’less faces I kicked through the back of their scalps over an’ over not all too long ago, myself… Joyride, for instance? I beat ‘em myself. In a triple threat with my EHWF World Championship on the line— I even beat ‘em both at the same time when they were tryin’ to team up against me. An’ now we’ve beaten ‘em as a team, too. I ain’t break an ounce of sweat puttin’ a single one of ‘em to sleep when it was just me. I get more of a workout spendin’ время дома бля Dani.” Daniels grins amusedly, knowing the gist of what Ana had said as she has been learning Russian for months. “An’ when I did all of this, y’all? Those EHWF World Tag Team Championships we’re ‘boutta’ take for ourselves were wastin’ away ‘round their waists. While I was SPLATTERIN’ ‘EM ‘CROSS THE CANVAS... While I was RIPPIN’ THEM APART, LIMB-BY-LIMB... While I was EMBARRASSIN’ ‘EM JUST ‘BOUT ‘NEAR AS MUCH AS THEY WERE EMBARRASSIN’ THEMSELVES... They were disgracin’ those tag team titles. Makin’ a mockery of what Dani an’ I can do better than anyone this company or this business has ever seen before, y’hear?” Her right eyebrow cocks skyward, preceding a nefarious chuckle. Somnia draws breath through her nose before continuing. “An’ then you’ve got Jo Rissi an’ her не такой уж и секретный поклонник. Just like Joyride, I’ve beaten ‘em on my own. I made the mistake of thinkin’ there was more to Rissi than bein’ the flavor of the week, but she just ain’t cut from the same cloth as women like Dani an’ me. I gave ‘em both chance after chance after chance, an’ neither one of ‘em rose to the occasion. I beat ‘em each on their own, beat ‘em when they were given the handicap of facin’ me two-on-one with my title on the line… I massacred ‘em, truth be told— which is why I ain’t gonna’ be half-surprised when one, or two, or all of ‘em outright refuse to show their ugly mugs out here tonight an’ hand us the titles by forfeit.” Daniels parts her lips and sucks in through her teeth to emphasize the scathing nature of Somnia’s remarks. “What’s ticklin’ me most right ‘bout now, though, y’all? Is the audacity these four women would need to have coursin’ through their veins to actually show up tonight. I hope they rear their ugly heads so we can rip ‘em clean off their necks. I hope they got that audacity pumpin’ through their blood so when we SPILL IT ALL OVER OUR RING... There ain’t a one ячейка of doubt left as to whether or not any of ‘em had what it took to go to war with the Undisputed. If neither one of these teams had it what took to beat me on my own, what makes anyone think they’ve got a chance of winnin’ with моя муза added to the mix?”
Shaking her head, the Huntress slowly takes a couple of arrogant steps backward, a condescending chuckle humming through her closed lips. Daniels grins, appreciating the proud introduction from her girlfriend. Adjusting the title on her shoulder, the South African Striker saunters forward and pulls the microphone up to her arterial red lips with her free hand.
“War,” she says quite matter-of-factly. “It’s in our fuckin’ nature. Doesn’t matter what poe is chargin’ us from the other side of the battlefield an’ it damn sure doesn’t matter how many poes are chargin’ us. My Ana an’ I? We were born in it. Forged by it. We’ve done nothin’ short of bending war to our will an’ usin’ it to our advantage. We’ve waged it across the fuckin’ globe! Under the ground. Under spotlights. For drunks with a penchant for pain in a fuckin’ bar basement. For viewers numberin’ in the fuckin’ millions.” Daniels gestures around at the fans in attendance for emphasis. “My Huntress is literally a GODDESS of it, an’ me? the Showtime Champion? I’m the fuckin’ personification of it. We are built for this shit. We always have been. My Ana’s been competin’, fightin’ since she was a little girl an’ her parents moved her to Russia. I’ve been swingin’ for saffa jaw after saffa jaw after jaw after motherfuckin’ jaw since I was a kid tryin’ to get off of the streets of JoBurg.” Shaking her head, the Johannesburg Jackhammer adjusts the title on her shoulder again, clearly unaccustomed to having a title there. “So that means that it’s more than us just bein’ confident. It’s who we are. It’s part of the reason I’m standin’ here gettin’ ready to beat the shit outta’ all four of these cunts— if any of the skapies show up, anyway. It’s why I’m standin’ here preparin’ to compete in a match with fuckin’ tables, ladders, an’ chairs—damn near no fuckin’ rules in this thing—instead of standin’ out there at ringside, supportin’ my Ana while she’s competin’ in this ring. I fuckin’ love bein’ in my Huntress’s corner an’ watchin’ her leave ‘em bossies, but there’s nothin’ that compares to actually gettin’ to beat the shit outta’ somebody myself, an’ gettin’ to do it next to my Huntress.” At this point, she furrows her brow and looks down at the mat for a moment or two, the microphone hanging by her side. When she lifts the mic back up and smirks, she offers some candid sentiments. “That bein’ said, I ain’t been in all that many TLC matches before tonight. It’s gonna’ be fuckin’ great bein’ allowed to use all of these weapons. Most of the time, the only weapons I get to use—the only weapons I ever really need to fuckin’ use—are my fists an’ some stiff ol’ kicks.” She snickers confidently, visualizing sending her boot through the skull of any of her opponents tonight. “I’ve built my entire career, my entire reputation, an’ my entire damn life ‘round takin’ what I want an’ gettin’ what I have with my own bare hands, without the help of weapons or bendin’ rules or jumpin’ anyone from behind. Every ounce of blood, sweat, an’ tears I’ve spilled, mine or otherwise? I’ve done it honorably an’ I’ve done it so fuckin’ well, so fuckin’ hard that y’all started callin’ me One Stiff Bitch. Damn if that ain’t the most fittin’ shit I’ve ever heard.”
Chuckling, she nods in emphasis as Somnia chuckles in agreement. Ana flicks a proud glance to Sara’s eyeline and allows her chuckle to turn into a surprisingly earnest smile. In response, the corner of the Jo-Burg Jackhammer’s mouth curls into a smirk and she flashes a wink at the Bantamweight Bruiser. She then adjusts the title on her shoulder and turns her head toward the hard camera without removing her eyes from Ana’s. Once her skull is squared to the hard camera, her eyes catch up and she continues with a grin.
“I’m gonna’ be like a pig in shit in this ring tonight,” she says. “Like a fuckin’ kid in a candy store or somethin’. I’ve enjoyed every minute of combat I’ve been able to scrape together over the last few years, regardless of what kinda’ restrictions they threw on me. Tell me I ain’t allowed to use closed fists? I’m still beatin’ your fuckin’ skull in. Tell me I ain’t allowed to choke some cunt out? I’ll still beat ya’ to the edge of fuckin’ death just to bring ya’ back so I can make ya’ choke on your own blood. Nothin’ can stop me from makin’ the poes fightin’ me play their music to my Ana’s ears: screamin’ bloody murder.” She smirks nefariously. “Don’t get me wrong— if I gotta’ do it a different way because some suit behind a desk needs to protect an investment or somethin’, so be it. I don’t give a shit.” Her smirk grows more amused and she chuckles lightly before continuing. “An’ if that’s the case when I ain’t bein’ given access to weapons outside of my-goddamn-self? Just imagine... Just imagine what happens when I do got that access. I’m salivatin’ at the concept of what kinda’ fuckin’ TROUBLE I can get into tonight.” Hopping up and down on her toes, Sara adjusts the title again. “I ain’t sure who’s bright idea it was to give my Ana an’ me more firepower than we’re already bringin’ to the table, but they’ve all but guaranteed the outcome tonight. Ordinarily, I’d… Ordinarily, I’d be standin’ here talkin’ ‘bout what I respect in my opponents, but tonight? Tonight, this ain’t just business. This ain’t just a fight.” Sara shakes her head with a scowl before Ana follows suit. “My Ana an’ me have got a shot at the EHWF World Tag Team Championships, a chance at showin’ the world what kinda’ team the two of us have always been an’ will always be. We’ve got the opportunity to cement our places in EHWF’s storied history, an’ if I’m bein’ honest? I can’t fuckin’ wait. This is personal tonight.” As she explains this, she stabs at her own chest with the pads of her index and middle fingers from the hand holding the title on her shoulder. “When I add my second EHWF title—at the same fuckin’ time, no less—there ain’t gonna’ be a single cunt left in this business who thinks I’m just my Ana’s backup or just her arm candy. I’m a bad motherfucker who is RUNNIN’ SHORT ON PATIENCE for gettin’ a good fight in me.” She shakes her head in frustration and anticipation alike. “Tonight, I walk in here One Stiff Bitch... An’ tonight that bitch walks outta’ here EHWF World Tag Team Fuckin’ Champion. That’ll make me One Decorated Bitch.”
She lowers her microphone and lifts her EHWF Showtime Championship overhead with a stoic expression on her face, though her brow soon furrows and her eyes soon narrow. Slowly stepping back, Sara makes room for the Huntress to step forward, clearly poised to offer her final thoughts before the introduction of the second set of challengers in tonight’s contest. As they pass one another, however, Ana reaches her free arm around the small of Sara’s back and pulls herself in around the front so her head is bowed mere inches—if that— from Daniels’s. She looks at Sara up from her toes to her eyes before snickering and pressing her tongue against the inside of her own bottom lip. This precedes her head snapping to the hard camera and her frame slithering away from its embrace with Sara Daniels.
“If anythin’ the likes of a weakness exists in me,” she begins. “It’s seein’ gold ‘round моя муза’s waist. Я просто не могу насытиться. Я, блядь, не могу насытиться. When the two of us are standin’ right here again at the end of the night, standin’ here with the EHWF World Tag Team Championships held high over our heads? When our war has drawn to a close an’ we have left every single сука in our way broken, splattered ‘cross the canvas like spilled paint... When we are finished pickin’ the scraps outta’ our teeth with whatever shards of their bones we leave behind? We ain’t gonna’ stand here an’ tell y’all we told y’all so— even though we will have told y’all so. We’re gonna stand here an’ fashion our thrones from whatever’s left in the aftermath.” She gestures to the mat below as if it were already covered in debris. “Because we are ‘boutta’ accomplish in this here tag team division that which I accomplished with the EHWF World Championship... We are ‘boutta’ become the undefeated... unstoppable... UNDISPUTED standard bearers.” This prompts Somnia to cock her head to either side, sharply cracking her neck. When she lifts the microphone back to her blood red lips, she continues. “In our first match involvin’ the EHWF World Tag Team Championship, it’s main eventin’ a major pay-per-view— somethin’ those titles an’ this here division could never have done without Dani an’ I comin’ on down an’ rescuin’ it from obscurity with our bare hands.” Her free hand reaches up and slowly curls into a quaking fist, trembling with wrath. “So even if the four of y’all show up— an’ I hope you do… An’ even if y’all put up the fights of y’all’s lives— an’ I hope you do... An’ even if y’all manage to prove somethin’ more than a mere speed bump on our way to the record books— an’ I hope you do... Y’all will still fall before us an’ return to the very same dirt we’re buryin’ this fuckin’ division. Each an’ every last one of y’all. Because when y’all step into the ring with us? When y’all step into our ring?”
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
At this moment, both Ana and Sara drop their microphones, which creates a cacophony of static before the production team cuts the mics. Both now remove their jackets and settle into their corner to await the arrival of their intended prey.
ILLA ISABELLA: “And their opponents...”
The fans start to cheer as Joyride hits the PA system. Nina and Thea come out on the stage in the smoke and lights as the fans cheer for them. They both pose on the stage for a moment before they come down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans. They come down the ramp and slide inside the ring. They get to a corner each and raise their hands to the cheering crowd. They get off the turnbuckles and come over to the ropes on the side of the ring and Thea leans on them with her arms raised while Nina gets up on the second ropes next to Thea and raises an arm. They get down and get to the corner to wait for the bell to sound.
Illa Isabella: And Next… Their Opponents Tonight… Thea Nefeli and Nina Chanel… Joyride!
"Evacuate the Dance Floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And now… Their opponents… First… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Misty Vega!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her partner… The other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Joanna Rissi & Misty Vega (c) vs. Kill Team X vs. Joyride
The bell sounds and the fans are going NUTS! The crowd is the loudest they’ve been all night and the roof is barely holding on the damn arena! All three teams are keeping to themselves as the bell sounds. Misty quickly rolls out of the ring and Nina gives chase! Misty goes for a ladder but Nina clubs her in the back! Joanna gets out of the ring and goes for a ladder but ends up fighting with Sara Daniels on the outside! The fans are going wild! In the ring Ana gets Thea up on her back but Thea gets off and counters with a sidekick! Ana catches the kick and spins Thea around! Thea goes for the Enziguri but Ana ducks it! Ana blasts Thea in the back of the head then sends her to the outside! Misty slides a ladder into the ring and gets in! Nina follows her! Misty tries to get up the ladder but Nina boots her in the midsection! Nina runs up and springboards off of the ropes and hits Misty with a springboard dropkick! On the outside Thea gets up but Ana Somnia runs a damn table into her and knocks her down! Ana slides the table inside the ring! Sara tosses Joanna into the ring post! Sara picks up a ladder and runs it at Joanna but Joanna dives out of the way and Sara hits the ring post and falls back! Joanna runs up and nails Sara with a high knee to the side of the head!
Steve White: Here we go! The main event and the match everyone has been waiting for! There is so much between these three teams and so much on the line tonight as they fight in TLC 2! Joanna and Misty won the titles at Final Destination in the first TLC and now they’re defending them here!
Chuck Thompson: Kill Team X have come on the scene and we know how fresh and talented Sara Daniels already is and we know how powerful and strong Ana Somnia is so they will be tough to beat but you don’t have to pin your opponent - you just gotta beat them senseless and climb the ladder and grab the belt!!
Rose: These are some of the most talented competitors I’ve ever seen not just in EHWF but in pro wrestling as a whole! It’s going to be a WAR here tonight!
Ana slides in the ring and as Nina climbs the ladder, Ana rips her off of it! Ana hits Nina with some quick strikes then plants Nina with a German Suplex! Ana hits Nina with another one in the ring and the fans are going wild! She goes for a third one but Misty cracks a steel chair over Ana’s back in the ring! Misty goes for another one but she grabs the chair! They fight over the chair! Nina snaps a kick into Ana’s back! The fans are going nuts! Ana tosses Misty away! Nina springs up to the top rope then leaps off but Ana catches her! Ana turns around and dumps Nina over the top rope onto Joanna on the outside! Misty runs at Ana but Ana sidesteps her with speed and then hits Misty with a mean Pila Udar! Misty goes straight down! Thea gets in the ring with a steel chair and swings it but Ana dodges it! Thea leaps up and swings again but Ana jumps away! Ana runs up and takes Thea down with a Texas Tornado! The fans are all on their feet! Sara slides a table and another ladder in as Ana sets up the ladder under the title belts!
Steve White: Ana Somnia dominating as usual and now it looks like she might be climbing up here to take those titles dammit!!
Chuck Thompson: Kill Team X are dangerous and they are gonna be so tough to beat in this one but anything can happen in a TLC match!!
Rose: There is no doubt Ana is easily the most powerful competitor out here in this match by far but in TLC I think anything can go down and anyone can win this one!
Ana starts to climb the ladder but Nina dives on her and tries to pull her down! Ana kicks her in the head and keeps climbing! Joanna slides in the other side and climbs the other side of the ladder as the fans go NUTS! Sara drags Nina outside the ring and tosses her into the barricade hard! Ana and Joanna are up on top of the ladder! Ana reaches for the titles but Joanna punches her in the face! Ana responds with a right! Joanna with a right of her own! Ana almost knocks her down with the next one as Ana hits far harder! Joanna hangs on and gets her leg up and kicks Ana straight in the head! Ana wasn’t expecting that! Thea grabs the ladder from the bottom and topples it over! The fans go WILD as Ana and Joanna go from the top of the ladder crashing down to the outside in a massive heap! The fans are all on their feet! Thea looks down at Ana and Joanna in pain on the outside!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Joanna and Ana at the top wrestling for the damn belts but Thea comes along and topples the ladder and sends both women crashing to the outside! Wow! That’s gotta hurt!
Chuck Thompson: Thea thinking quick there and she knows that she has to do stuff like that in this match to survive it!
Rose: Survive as long as you want, the only way to win it is to climb a damn ladder and get the damn belts!
Sara runs into the ring! On the outside some tables have been set up! Misty grabs a ladder and bridges it across the ring and barricade! The fans are going wild! Sara and Thea trade some right hands but Sara knocks Thea down and starts bashing her with hammerfists! Sara with the steel chair and she smacks it over Thea’s back! Sara goes for another one but Nina cracks Sara in the back from behind with a steel chair! Nina sets up a table! Thea gets up and sets up another table in the ring! They pick up Sara and Thea and Nina put Sara through a table with a double suplex! The fans go wild! Misty is being cunning on the outside! She rolls in and grabs a ladder then runs the ladder into both Thea and Nina, knocking them down! Misty sets up the ladder and starts climbing it as the fans roar!
Steve White: Look at the pain! Look at the destruction! Look at the carnage! These women are brutalising each other in that ring right now! Misty is climbing the ladder now and she could put an end to all that!
Chuck Thompson: Joyride put Sara Daniels through a damn table and Misty knocks both Nina and Thea down with that ladder! These women are gonna break each other right now!
Rose: Misty is halfway up that ladder but she might be screwed here!
Misty get up but Ana comes in and climbs after her! The fans get to their feet! Misty grabs the belts but Ana punches her in the face! Misty comes back with a right hand! Ana hits with three times the force and Misty is devastated! Ana smacks Misty’s head off of the top of the ladder then tosses her off! Misty goes plummeting from the top of the ladder through a table down in the ring! The fans go wild and Misty is down! Ana grabs the title belts along up on the ladder and the fans go NUTS! Nina is on the top turnbuckle with a chair and leaps off the top rope, hitting the chair into Ana’s back on the ladder with a missile drop kick! Ana lets go of the belts! Nina drops! Thea leaps off the ropes with a steel chair and dropkicks it into Ana’s back! Ana falls off of the ladder to the mat and the match is saved! We see Ana, Thea, Nina, Misty all bleeding and hurt! Joanna rolls back into the ring but Sara does the same! Sara boots Joanna in the midsection and suplexes her right onto of a ladder! Joanna yells out in pain as she holds her back!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This is brutal! This is ruthless! They’re all putting their damn bodies on the line here tonight and they’re fighting with all their heart!
Chuck Thompson: They’re gonna be carrying them off like corkwood after this one, Steve! If you thought I had a chubby during the Kori Argentum/Alexandria Kendrick showdown - it’s nothing compared to the hard on I got for these goddesses out here right now, I’m tellin’ ya!!
Rose: …Charming…
Sara positions the ladder under the belts a bit better and goes to climb but Misty grabs Sara by the hair and pulls her down to the mat! They roll to the outside and start brawling! Sara out-fights Misty on the outside and tosses her into the barricade! Misty gets to her knees and Sara goes for South African Surprise but Misty ducks it! Misty then takes Sara out with a big clothesline on the outside! Misty kicks Sara while she’s down but Ana comes and makes the save and spears Misty through he damn barricade! Misty yells in pain as everyone is shocked at Ana’s speed and power! Ana drags Misty out of the debris and hoists her up! Ana plants Misty through the damn announce table with the Zver' Bomb! The fans are going NUTS! The table explodes and the fans are on their feet! Misty is down and Ana takes a second to recover but inside the ring, Joanna and Thea are on top of the ladder, fighting it out!
Steve White: SHIT! Ana is truly unstoppable! That massive spear THROUGH the barricade and then the Zver’ Bomb through out damn Spanish Announce Table in front of us! Misty is cooked after that one and Ana shows her dominance!
Chuck Thompson: It might not matter dammit! Joanna and Thea are fighting for the belts at the top!
Rose: Joanna or Thea might just grab the belts right here and right now! See what I’m sayin’ to ya!
Ana slides in to take out the ladder but Nina outta nowhere springs off of the top rope and hits Ana with the Joyride Hurricanrana! The fans go wild! Ana is sprawled across the ring! Thea and Joanna fight it out trading rights and lefts at the damn top of the ladder! The ladder starts to shake! Joanna with a right hand and the ladder starts to topple! Joanna leaps off and clings onto the title belts! The fans go wild as she hangs from the belts while Thea falls to the mat! The fans are all on their feet! Joanna clings on hard and tries to unhook the belts! Sara comes in with a ladder and strikes it up at Joanna! Nina does the same and Joanna lets go and drops to the centre of the ring! As Joanna lets go the hanging mechanism breaks above the ring and the title belts move up high above the ring, further away from all the competitors! The fans are going NUTS right now!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Joanna leaped from the falling ladder and grabbed onto the title belts but Nina and Sara took her out with those ladders! The hanging mechanism breaks and now the title belts are even higher up above the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Shit! The only way you’re gonna reach those belts now is by standing at the very top of a ladder which is difficult in itself or by using one of those 20 foot ladders outside the ring!
Rose: I’ve been in so many ladder matches in my time and not one of them was easy but this TLC match is off the hook! This is incredible!
Sara tosses the ladder at Nina and she goes down! Nina rolls out of the ring in pain! Sara follows her! Thea gets up slowly but Ana plants Thea through a table with a big spinebuster! The fans are going nuts! Ana sets up a stable in the ring then leans another one in the corner! On the outside, Sara hits Nina with Call of the Wild! The fans go wild as a bleeding Nina is down! Sara and Ana communicate from outside and inside the ring! Sara exposes the concrete by taking away an outside floor covering square! The fans GO WILD! Sara pulls Nina up! Sara hauls Nina upside-down after exposing it and Ana jumps off the top rope to the outside and elbow drops the upside-down Nina head-first into the concrete - hitting the See You Next Tuesday! The fans shrill at the sight then go NUTS and blow the roof off of the arena! Nina is a bloody unconscious mess on the concrete as the ref swarms her! She’s done!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! NO! That’s brutal! Sara and Ana with that See You Next Tuesday on the exposed concrete! That has DESTROYED Nina Chanel! That’s too much! That’s just way too much!
Chuck Thompson: That was fucking brutal! Kill Team X are fucking ruthless! Nina was already beat up and bleeding but that has put her the fuck out now!
Rose: That was extreme but that’s what you can expect in a match like this and that might spell bad news for Joyride!
EMTs get Nina on a stretcher and get her out of there! Thea is panicked and follows the stretcher, checking on her and leaving the match! The fans are going wild! It’s essentially just Joanna/Misty vs. Kill Team X now! Ana gets back in the ring! Sara follows with a 20 foot ladder! They go to get to work but Joanna runs up outta nowhere and hits Ana with Bouncing Fish! Joanna chains it right into another Bouncing Fish into Sara! Joanna takes them both down and kicks up! Ana gets to a knee and Joanna lines her up and hits her with Final Strike! We zoom in and see Joanna on top of Ana! We see Ana bleeding badly from her mouth and her chipped tooth! Joanna wipes some blood on Ana’s torso and whispers something to her! Joanna gets up and tries to set the ladder up but it’s heavy! Sara Daniels takes Joanna out with Twisted Sense of Humour! The fans go wild! Sara tries to pick the ladder up to set it up but she’s slow because it’s a heavy one! Misty is back and she hits Sara in the back of the head with Mist Effect! Sara rolls out of the ring, out of it! Ana is enraged and hoists Misty up and hits her with The Сука Silencer right into the seat of a set up steel chair! The fans go WILD! Ana gets up and quickly sets up the huge ladder! Ana turns around and her eyes widen as Thea leaps off of the top rope and hits Ana with some flying knees to the head! Thea is in a rage and dives on Ana and starts hitting her in the head with wild lefts and rights!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Just an all out brawl in there right now but Thea Nefeli out of nowhere rushes back into this match and takes Ana out and Thea is in a damn rage! She wants revenge for what they did to Nina!
Chuck Thompson: Thea with pure rage is able to get Ana down! Thea is gonna make them pay! Joyride can still win it even with one member!
Rose: The heart of Thea Nefeli is encouraging! She’s going nuts right now and she doesn’t care!
Thea gets up and kicks Ana square in the chin on the mat! The fans are erupting with cheers! Thea dives outside the ring over the top rope and lands on Sara! Thea picks Sara up and tosses her headfirst into the the steel steps! Thea then grabs Sara and pulls her in and hits her with Designer DDT right on the steel steps! Sara is a bloody mess and she’s down on the outside! The fans are going nuts! Ana rolls out and starts brawling with Thea but Thea isn’t backing down! Ana starts to give Thea a mean beating but the fans GO WILD as the see Joanna up on the top rope with a ladder! Joanna backflips off of the top rope to the outside and takes Thea and Ana out with a ladder assisted Rissastrophy Moonsault! The fans are going nuts right now! Everyone is down! Misty gets into the ring and slowly starts to climb the ladder!
Steve White: Fuck! Shit! That was brutal! These women aren’t gonna be able to stand soon! The blood! The mess! This is amazing! Joanna off the top rope and she takes everyone out with that ladder moonsault!
Chuck Thompson: Thea going nuts and takes Sara out with the Designer DDT on the steel steps! She’s gonna feel that one tomorrow!
Rose: Misty climbing the ladder now but she can barely stand!!
Joanna and Ana trade blows on the outside! Misty is halfway up the ladder! Joanna goes for Celestial Shot! Ana ducks it and hits Joanna with Slavic Stunner! Ana has to act quick! Ana gets in the ring and climbs up behind Misty! She tries a sunset like movement and yanks Misty down and hits a Zver’ Bomb from mid ladder to the outside! Misty crashes through the ladder that’s bridged between the apron and barricade! The fans go wild! Ana rolls out of the ring! Thea runs up and rams Ana into the ring apron! Ana winces in pain! Ana hammers down on Thea! They wrestle along the ring apron cover! After a scuffle, Ana gets the production cables from under the ring and starts to choke Thea with them! The fans are going wild! Thea tries to fight out of it but she can’t! Joanna runs up and kicks Ana in the side of the head! Ana lets go but whips Joanna in the midsection with the cables! Joanna falls back! Ana whips Thea in the back with them! Ana rolls in the ring! Joanna gives chase! They both climb the huge ladder! Thea follows and then topples the huge ladder! The 20 footer breaks in the middle and Joanna and Ana both go flying to the outside through some tables! The fans GO CRAZY! There is now no ladder big enough and Thea must get to the very top of a smaller one!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Joanna and Ana sent crashing down from that huge ladder through some damn tables and they’re done for tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Thea’s gonna do it! She lost the big ladder but she can stand at the very top of a normal one and still win it! Even with Nina gone, Thea’s gonna do it! I can’t believe it!
Rose: This match is just incredible! I can’t believe the performance these women have put on tonight! This must be one of the greatest matches of all time! What an incredible effort!
Thea gets to the top but now she has to stand up! Sara comes in and shakes the ladder! Thea falls down and hits the mat then Sara hits her with an MMA kick before she can move! Sara climbs the ladder and the fans go wild! Ana rolls back in the ring and yells for Sara to go to the top! Misty runs in but Ana hoists her up and plants her through a table with a spine buster! Sara tries to stand up! Thea dives on the ladder and Sara catches herself as she loses her balance! She can’t reach the belts! The fans are going nuts! Thea climbs behind her but Ana grabs Thea’s leg, pulls her off the ladder and Thea falls into an uppercut! Thea is down! Joanna leaps off the top rope and dropkicks the ladder and Sara falls down a few rungs! Ana is trying to protect the ladder! She swings at Joanna but Joanna ducks it and goes for Celestial Shot! Ana ducks it and tosses Joanna into the ladder in the corner then runs up and spears Joanna through the ladder! Sara again trips down and gets to the near top of the ladder! She can’t get the balance to stand, especially with all the action below! Suddenly Sara and the ladder rise up! The fans LOSE IT! We see Ana under the ladder lifting it up with great strength! Ana pumps the ladder up and Sara looks around in shock!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Ana is lifting the fucking ladder up! Sara can’t get to the top and she can’t reach it to Ana is gonna lift it!
Chuck Thompson: You gotta be kidding me! Ana with that strength! She takes everyone out and protects Sara and now she’s lifting Sara up on the ladder!
Rose: The strength is remarkable!
Sara reaches out and grabs the title belts as Ana lifts the ladder with her on it and positions it! Sara unhooks the title belts and Ana sets the ladder back down! The fans LOSE IT and go NUTS with cheers as Sara slides down the ladder with the belts and falls into Ana’s arms!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Ana Somnia and The Showtime Champion… Sara Daniels… Kill Team X!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! WHAT A MATCH! WHAT. A. MATCH! I can’t believe what we just saw! These 6 women just made history! They put on an amazing show but Kill Team X are the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions!
Chuck Thompson: That was one of the greatest matches I’ve ever called! What an incredible contest! Ana Somnia at the end impressing again and lifting that damn ladder up so Sara could grab the belts! I can’t believe it!
Rose: Kill Team X have proven themselves here and they are your new EHWF World Tag Team Champions! TLC 2 went above and beyond and that’s one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen!
Sara stumbles and Ana helps her up! Joanna and Misty are outside hurt as they look on while Kill Team X’s music plays! Thea is lying on the mat, disappointed. Ana and Sara have a hard time standing up as they celebrate, covered in blood! They hold the title belts up and the fans go wild and crazy!
Steve White: Well ladies and gents that’s all we have time for! That was an INCREDIBLE night that we’re not gonna forget! Kill Team X are your new EHWF World Tag Team Champions! I can’t wait to see the aftermath of WAR and what’s gonna happen next week on Mayhem! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
We fade out at the image of Ana and Sara holding each other up and holding their new title belts up high as their music plays and the fans go wild! We fade out to the EHWF Logo - ending the show!