Post by EHWF Management on Jul 4, 2021 6:59:17 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Monday Night Mass Murder, "Close Your Eyes 'Till It's Over" by Trust Company, is playing in the background. We pan through the isles to see the social distancing crowd before reaching the announce table!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - EHWF comes to you live from the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Monday Night Mass Murder and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
We finish looking out at the fans before panning up to Alexander Corvis and Rose at the broadcast table!
Alexander Corvis: We welcome you to another Monday Night Mass Murder! Tonight we have two massive title matches planned and there is no doubt that they’re gonna go off! With Monday Night Mass Murder ready to showcase some real talent here tonight - many are wondering what’s gonna happen going into Last Rites as the whole landscape in EHWF heats up with rivalries and tensions ready to boil over!
Rose: That’s right! Ace Pena and Alexandria Kendrick will defend their EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships against Greg Davis and Misty Vega! The alliance between Misty Vega and her new bodyguards The Regulators has launched off to a good start and now it needs to start bearing fruit. Tonight they might get the opportunity not only to knock off some CPO members and show their dominance as a new faction but to also capture some big gold here on Monday Night Mass Murder!
Alexander Corvis: We also have Sara Daniels going one on one with Brian Phillips in the main event as she defends her Showtime Championship! Ever since setting foot into EHWF, Sara Daniels has been a dominant force and very successful. Brian Phillips wants some gold and he wants to get some momentum and recognition to come out into the field as a pro. Tonight, these two intense competitors do battle but Sara Daniels along with her partner Ana Somnia have a lot on their minds as Azzurra Rissi challenge them for the Tag Team Championships after Sara defeated Azzurra to retain the Showtime Championship. Azzurra has promised she’s going to find a very interesting partner to take on Kill Team X and take the titles. Regardless of Sara and Ana’s arrogance against Azzurra, they have to be wondering just who it’s gonna be.
Rose: I can’t wait for that match but we’ll also see a great one on one contest between Sah’ta Thor and Brianna Rissi! Sah’ta Thor hates everything to do with the Rissi name and tonight he might be able to redeem himself after a dismal start to 2021 and an embarrassing few weeks of being dominated by Michael Rissi but Brianna has gone from strength to strength in EHWF as she still holds the Divine Championship and will look to take out a Hall of Famer here tonight so she can grasp some more momentum before going into the main event at Last Rites this week!
Alexander Corvis: I can’t wait to see those two go at it and I can’t wait to see just who Azzurra has planned as her partner to take on Kill Team X at Last Rites for the Tag Team Championships! She’s promised it’s gonna be interesting! The CPO need this win tonight as well as Alexandria will team with Black Man to unite the CPO in the main event against Wilmer Patacky and his partner Brianna Rissi in the main event at Last Rites!
Rose: I can’t wait to see Monday Night Mass Murder tonight and all of these incredible matches heading into a massive Last Rites! Lets start the show Alexander!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic to introduce the first contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is scheduled for one single fall!
"Turn Down for What" - DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Sah’ta Thor!
"I Will Not Bow" hits the PA System as multi coloured lights hits the arena and everyone in the crowd starts going nuts and crazy with cheers! Brianna Rissi appears on the stage and waves out to the screaming fans, performing some theatrics before she runs down the ramp and high fives the fans on her way down. She jumps up on the apron and flips her way into the ring where she makes her way to the ropes. Brianna celebrates against the ropes with the fans and makes her way to the ring, raising her arms and waiting for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… She is the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
The fans are on their feet and Thor who still has cuts and bruises from his Mayhem Mountain Match last week is mouthing off at Brianna as both competitors start to circle each other! Thor smirks and goes to come forward but Brianna sprints up and takes Thor down! Thor goes down and the fans instantly get to their feet as Brianna spear tackles Thor to the mat and starts hitting Thor in the head with big right hands! Thor struggles and shoves Brianna off of him! They both get up but Brianna superkicks Thor right on the chin and Thor falls through the middle ropes and crashes to the outside as the fans go wild! Brianna folds her arms and looks down at Thor who is in pain on the outside.
Alexander Corvis: And Brianna off to an amazing start as she takes Thor down and beats the crap out of him and then superkicks him out of the damn ring! Brianna incredible as always but Thor’s bad form continues!
Rose: Brianna just ridiculous speed and athletic ability that we’re used to seeing every week now! She dishes out a massive punishment to Thor there as he spills to the outside in pain off that huge kick!
Brianna points down at Thor as the ref yells for Thor to come back in the ring! Brianna wants to go out, the ref stops her but she shrugs him off and slides out of the ring! Thor is up but Brianna hits him with a forearm in the back of the neck! Thor yells out in pain as Brianna grabs him by the hair and runs him up into the barricade hard! Thor smacks off the barricade and yells in pain as he’s bruised and his mouth is bloodied! The fans are cheering as Brianna comes back and grabs him by the hair and tosses him back first into the damn barricade! Brianna rolls Thor into the ring then she jumps up onto the apron and starts to climb the top rope!
Alexander Corvis: Thor getting the crap beaten out of him and this match isn’t going the way he had hoped! He’s had the shit beaten out of him by his long time nemesis Michael Rissi the past few weeks and after wanting to get at least some sort of momentum back tonight, he’s getting punished by Brianna right now!
Rose: Brianna has the main event of Last Rites and the main event of Divine World Seriies to think of so a win here against a hall of famer, even if it is Thor would still be a good momentum rush for her!
Brianna leaps off of the top rope and lands on Thor’s neck, hitting him with a flying hurricanrana! The fans are going wild! Thor gets up and stumbles around as Brianna hoists him up on her back but Thor thumbs her in the eye and slides off of Brianna’s back! Thor shoves Brianna into the corner! Thor runs up for a running corner move but Brianna steps forward and hoists Thor up overhead and drops him jaw first onto the turnbuckle! Thor is dazed as he’s bleeding all over the place after that one! A running Spanish Fly from Brianna takes Thor to the mat again as she hits him with a ground and pound! Thor rolls up to his feet! He desperately swings! Brianna ducks it! Thor swings again! Brianna again is too fast! Thor turns around and gets hit with a Rissi Roundhouse! Thor doesn’t know what year he’s in after the boot connects with his head! Thor stumbles around! Just before Thor falls, Brianna boots him in the gut and pulls him in and hits him with Red Alert! Thor is down and is an unresponsive bloody mess on the mat as the fans are going wild! Brianna smirks as she stands up and put her boot on his chest!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner tonight… The Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
Alexander Corvis: She did it! Brianna Rissi defeats Sah’ta Thor pretty convincingly! Thor suffers another embarrassment but Brianna get to go into Last Rites and Divine World Seriies with a rush of momentum!
Rose: A great win as Brianna continues to prove she’s one of the best here in EHWF!
The fans are going wild as Brianna picks Thor up but his hair and his belt and tosses him out of the ring! Brianna holds up her Divine Championship belt as he music hits and the fans cheer! Suddenly her music cuts and the tron booms into life as Brianna looks up in confusion.
Brandon Bash: Wow! What a great win! You beat up an old man!
Alexander Corvis: What the heck is this now?! Brandon Bash!?
Brandon Bash appears backstage on the tron. As we zoom out we see Ace Pena and Alexandria Kendrick standing either side of him with their Mixed Tag Championship belts. Stephen Sebastian is standing behind all of them and the fans all boo.
Brandon Bash: At Last Rites… The EHWF Champion… The Legendary Black Man and My Daughter Alexandria Kendrick are going to finally put that piece of garbage Wilmer Patacky and YOU out of your misery.
The fans boo as Brianna watches on and smirks in the ring.
Brandon Bash: The fact that you and Wilmer even get to share the same ring as Black Man and Alexandria makes me sick. But… If we have to both put you in the hospital to prove that you aren’t on the level of The CPO then so be it!
Rose: Brandon Bash trying to send a message right now and Brianna doesn’t look impressed at all!
Alexandria Kendrick: It’s going to give me great pleasure to be the one who destroys you and that scum of an ex-husband of mine. Brianna, you and Wilmer might think you’re tough but you’re both in way over your little heads. I don’t care who you’ve beaten or what you’ve accomplished in the past. There is no way that you guys walk out of Last Rites the winners… There is no way you walk out of Last Rites… Period.
Ace Pena: And seeing as Black Man and Alexandria are going to put both of you right next to each other in the same hospital room after Last Rites… The Divine Championship will be vacated and will be mine for the taking at The Divine World Seriies.
Brandon Bash: And whoever this Egar fuckhead is, I’m more than ready for you. I have no idea what your game is, you coward but I’m not even going to give you the satisfaction of even putting you in the hospital like we’re gonna do with these two… No, I think I’ll torture Egar for a while and leave him in a dumpster somewhere because YOU’RE NOT WORTH MY TIME! All three of you have been warned. If you value your health and your careers, don’t show up to Last Rites!
Brandon Bash smirks before the tron flickers off. We see Brianna with her arms ready at her sides and fists clenched with an angry expression on her face. We fade out to a promo for Last Rites.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a mixed tag team match and it is for the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships!
"Regulate" by Warren G hits the announce speakers as booing is showered down upon two large African American males, Greg Davis and Da Monsta, as they hit the stage. Da Monsta glares out into the sea of attendees with a snarl that could kill while Greg Davis tosses up the 'West Coast' sign. The two side by side stroll down to the ring. Greg Davis leaps onto the apron and over the top rope while Da Monsta walks up the ring stairs and steps over the top rope. Both men, dressed in black gear stand there, middle of the ring, not saying a word as they take in the fans disgust for them.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challengers… First… Greg Davis!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Patricia Downs: And next… His partner… Misty Vega!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… First… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… His partner… The other half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Misty and Alexandria shout obscenities at each other from across the ring as they start to circle each other! The fans go wild as they come up close and go to lock up but Alexandria gets Misty in a wrist lock with Misty countering with a hammerlock from behind! Alexandria drops down and flips Misty on the mat but Misty kicks up! They lock up and Alexandria knees Misty in the side then whips her into the corner! Alexandria runs up and hits Misty with a running corner clothesline! Alexandria comes off of the ropes and bounces off of the opposing ones as Misty stumbles back into the centre with Alexandria runs up and plummets Misty with a big bulldog! The fans are going wild! Alexandria picks up Misty and whips her back into the corner but Misty springs up on the second rope and leaps off, hitting Alexandria with a crossbody! They both get up and both take each other out with their own lariats! The fans are on their feet! Misty grabs Alexandria and goes for the belly to belly but Alexandria lands on her feet! Alexandria jumps up on the ropes and hits Misty with a springboard dropkick!
Alexander Corvis: Alexandria and Misty are taking it to each other right now! It would be catastrophic if Alexandria and Ace lost the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships here tonight! All that bragging and that tirade aimed at Brianna, Wilmer and Egar just then will have lost all of it’s sting!
Rose: Misty’s new powerful faction wants to build some steam after making an impact at WAR and what better way then to win some gold!
Alexandria comes off of the ropes and goes for End Game but Misty sidesteps it and Alexandria’s leg gets hung up on the ropes! Misty hits Alexandria with a belly to belly then she tags in Greg and tells him to finish her! Alexandria goes to crawl over to Ace but Greg stops her and yanks her up to her feet then plummets his palm down on her back! Alexandria screams and falls in pain! Greg sends Alexandria into the corner hard! Alexandria falls out of it and he grabs her but the head as he crushes her with a big body slam! The fans are going wild as he covers her!
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KICK OUT!
Ace yells out to Alexandria! Greg goes to pick her up but he gets a Krav eye gouge for his efforts! Alexandria gets up and hits Greg with a spinning backfist! Alexandria tries to get past him but he shoves her into the corner hard! Greg runs up for a corner splash but Alexandria dives out of the way and he hits the corner hard! Greg hurts his torso but Alexandria takes him down with the End Game knee to the face! We hear a snap and Greg and Alexandria are down! Alexandria dive tags in Ace Pena and the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: Alexandria takes Greg Davis down but she’s at her limit after that beating so she tags in Ace Pena!!
Rose: Alexandria with that spinning fist to the face then the End Game knee to the head! Greg still isn’t down! Ace has to follow up now and get it down because Alexandria is in pain after that beating!
Misty yells at Greg but Greg doesn’t see as Ace comes off of the top rope and hits Greg with a big hurricanrana! Ace gets up and starts stomping out Greg! Greg gets up and hoists Ace up then hits him with a big Samoan drop! Ace is down! Greg comes off of the ropes and jumps up as he goes for a big splash but Ace rolls out of the way and he eats the mat! Ace gets up and dropkicks a downed Greg in the side of the head! Ace wants Phantasm but Misty runs in and shoves him before he can get it! Greg gets up in the corner! Misty turns around right into a spinning back fist from Alexandria! Greg yells out! He comes forward but he gets another End Game knee to the head as Alexandria steps up on him! Alexandria and Misty both roll out of the ring! Greg is seated in the corner, bleeding from his mouth! Ace slaps his shin and yells out as he runs up and hits Greg in the corner with his running Phantasm boot to the face! Ace uses his boot as a hook and pulls Greg out of the corner to the mat! Ace gets up on the top rope and the fans go wild as he leaps off for Thrillers Peak! He gets all of it and hooks both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and STILL the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena and Alexandria Kendrick!
Alexander Corvis: The CPO do it! As much as we didn’t want to see it - Brandon Bash must have a huge smile across his face right now!
Rose: Misty and Greg with an impressive showing but I’d hate to say it, it does look like each week, The CPO are getting better in the ring…
Alexandria and Ace celebrate in the ring to their music as the fans give a mixed reaction. Misty Vega doesn’t look happy and she barks at Da Monsta on the outside! Da Monsta comes in and runs a big body block into Ace and Alexandria, knocking them down! Misty barks orders and tries to revive Greg on the outside!
Alexander Corvis: Here comes Da Monsta and now Misty is ordering The Regulators to take out The CPO!
Da Monsta grabs Alexandria but Ace shoves her out of the way and Da Monsta ends up knocking Ace down! Brandon Bash appears on the stage and starts waving his arms as he sends Stephen Sebastian down to the ring! Stephen gets in the ring and Da Monsta starts brawling with him! They trade blows as the two beats beat each other up! Da Monsta swings but Stephen Sebastian ducks it then hits Da Monsta with a Berserker Lariat! Da Monster is down! Stephen takes down the much bigger man and he rolls out of the ring! Misty looks pissed off as she screams out! The CPO get up in the ring and celebrate together!
Alexander Corvis: The CPO united though as Stephen Sebastian comes out and events the damn odds!
Brandon Bash smirks at the top of the ramps! Sebastian, Pena and Kendrick are in the ring as their music plays! Misty signals across her throat and points out at them as The Regulators lose their temper on the outside! Alexandria signals out to Misty and taunts her as we fade out to a promo for Divine World Seriies.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is scheduled for one single fall and it’s for the EHWF Showtime Championship
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challenger tonight… Hardkore… Brian Phillips
“Dark Saturday” by Metric’s methodical opening riffs strike through the P.A. system here in CITY, the fans shouting a raucous ONE! STIFF! BITCH! during the two rests in the song’s intro.
somewhere in the south of france or the caribbean sea,
she said, “i don’t need to make a living,
fake diamonds got nothing one me.”
i met her in the world below.
she’s a tourist of the world beneath.
i said, “everything i built from nothing.”
she said, “i’m so rich, everything’s free.”
SO DARK
it ain’t so dark
The continued song alerts the capacity crowd to the arrival of none other than their One Stiff Bitch, SARA DANIELS. The song chugs along as the Johannesburg Jackhammer stomps through the entrance curtain with a white towel with her logo on it draped over her head, the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP around her waist, and the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP draped over her shoulder. She dons a black leather racer jacket, eyeblack under her right eye, a black and red pair of leathery boyshorts-style bottoms with a gold-studded belt, faint fishnet stockings, black and red boots with gold laces, gold knee pads, black wrist tape, and a black and red bandage-style wrestling top with gold-studded straps. A black towel drapes over her head, however, concealing her blonde locks and the expression on the upper half of her face. She hops up and down on her toes for a beat at the top of the ramp as Emily Haines sings her theme’s chorus.
FOREVER AND NEVER
a torch in search of a flame
TO BE GOOD, GET BETTER
well, i've been feeling this way
FOREVER AND NEVER
a night in search of a day
AS ANXIOUS AS EVER
it's such a dark, dark
DARK SATURDAY!
As her theme’s name is sung, Daniels roars out of her bowed-head stance to deliver her signature gesture and pose, setting off a wall of blood orange sparks cascading behind her. She nods her head with confidence and struts down the entrance ramp, eyes glued to the squared circle, her destination. Once she reaches ringside, she cocks her head to either side to crack her neck and stomps up the stairs. She steps out to the center of the apron, looks out fondly upon the crowd one last time, and pulls the towel down so that it hangs around her neck. Bending under the middle rope, Sara enters the ring and hastens to the center to hop up-and-down on her toes briefly, rolling her intertwined hands around to loosen her wrists before firing shadow boxing strikes into the air. From here, Daniels unfastens her title belts and hoists them high overhead before she nods and pulls back to her corner, where she removes the jacket and hangs it on the top rope near the turnbuckle. She grabs ahold of the top rope on either side of her while facing the center of the ring before essentially champing at the bit to get this fight started.
Patricia Downs: And next… Being Accompanied by Ana Somnia… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions AND the EHWF Showtime Champion… The Johannesburg Jackhammer… Sara Daniels!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and both Brian and Sara lock up! Sara gets picked up and powered into the corner back first! Brian hits her with a couple of corner thrusts but she knees him in the head and breaks out of it! They come in to lock up but Brian swings! Sara blocks it and again weakens him with some MMA knees! Brian with an elbow then tries to hoist Sara up on his back for The Kore Driver but Sara pushes off of him and hits him with some MMA combo with some strikes and whatnot. Brian goes for a clothesline but Sara is quick and she ducks it as Ana encourages her from the outside! Brian with another clothesline attempt but she ducks that as well and grabs Brian from behind as the fans go wild! She gets in more stiff knee strikes! Sara goes in bobbing and weaving out of everything then fastens up with some direct punches and elbows as we see Brian’s lip is busted open!
Alexander Corvis: Brian is a tough SOB! Sara hit him with a million strikes and busted him open there but he’s still standing and he’s taking it to the champ right now!
Rose: Brian with a huge opportunity here tonight! We know he’s tough and we know he’s hardcore but can he contend with Sara who has proven she’s not only brutal but insanely skilled as well!
Brian boots Sara in the midsection then goes for a suplex but Sara gets out of it and pushes him into the ropes then hits Brian with a delayed dropkick on rebound! Sara gets on top of Brian and starts hitting him with a big ground and pound and gets him with some big hammer fists on the mat as he gets bloodied! Brian shoves Sara off of him and tries to get up but while he’s bent over she knees him in the head! Brian falls in the corner! Sara goes for a running move but he dives out of the corner! Sara catches herself and gets onto the middle ropes! Sara springboards off of the middle ropes but Brian catches her in midair then plummets her on the mat with a powerslam! The fans are going wild! Brian gets up and spits some blood out! He grabs Sara by the hair and picks her up, tossing her through the air into the corner hard as Sara holds her back and yells in pain!
Alexander Corvis: This one is heating up right now as Brian start to mount a good offense! Sara leading this one though a she strikes and chops Brian down to size! Brian bruised and bloodied there! Can Sara follow up!
Rose: Kill Team X definitely showing just how tough and how powerful they are each week but in the back of their heads will be looming Azzurra Rissi and everything she said and promised on Mayhem last week!
Brian runs up for a corner move but Sara dives out of the way and he eats the corner then Sara comes up and hits him with a bulldog on the mat! Sara back on top of Brian as she starts beating him with big fists on the mat again! He powers her off of him but he’s a bloody mess! She comes up close but Brian boots her in the head and she takes it hard! Brian with big right hands on Sara on the ropes as the fans go wild! Sara knees him off of her out of desperation! Sara with an elbow to Brian’s face! Brian with a right hand! He goes for another but Sara with a Double-Leg Takedown, followed by Repeated Closed Fist Punches! Brian starts to lose it! Sara with hammerfists as hard as she can and Brian stops defending himself as the ref pulls Sara off!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match via a knockout… and STILL the EHWF Showtime Champion… The Johannesburg Jackhammer… Sara Daniels!
Alexander Corvis: Wow! Sara retains and she does it with a dominant showing by knocking out Brian Phillips here tonight! What a match!
Rose: Sara continues to prove herself here in EHWF! Sara retains and she’s STILL the Showtime Champion!
Ana and Sara celebrate in the ring as Ana rolls Brian out. The fans are going wild. Kill Team X raise their title belts in the air but their expressions sink as Azzurra Rissi’s music hits and she cuts them off. Azzurra Rissi appears on the top of the stage and looks out at Sara and Ana in the ring who are both smirking.
Rose: Uh oh! Here comes Azzurra with a mic! Azzurra, bullied by Ana and Sara the past couple of weeks, challenged them to a match for their EHWF World Tag Team Championships at Last Rites but there was no one left for Azzurra to team with. Azzurra promised to find a partner to take on Kill Team X and she promised that it’d be different and very interesting indeed!
Azzurra Rissi: Well, it looks like you’ve defended your title yet again Sara. I’d be lying if I said you girls weren’t tough. I mean, Sara you’re a double champion already, you’re so skilled and you’ve accomplished so much in such a short amount of time… Ana, you’re the longest reigning EHWF World Champion ever, you’ve only lost one single match… You’re both incredible competitors… but does that give you the excuse to bully people and be as arrogant as you both are?
The fans cheer as Azzurra smirks and both Ana and Sara insult her from the ring.
Azzurra Rissi: Y’know what… Don’t answer that. I know I’m a rookie here in EHWF and I know I haven’t got the accomplishments or the experience you two do, but either way I win here. And besides… I wanted to give both of you a taste of your own medicine…
Rose: What does she mean by that?
Azzurra Rissi: I think I’ll put both of you out of your misery tonight though… I think I’ll reveal just who my tag team partner for Last Rites will be… RIGHT NOW!
Alexander Corvis: Azzurra is gonna reveal her partner now?! Not at Last Rites!? Who the heck is it gonna be!?
Azzurra holds up her hands to the stage and the tron as if she was introducing someone but no one comes out. The fans are cheering but they quiet down as no one ever arrives on the entrance…
…The fans suddenly pick up as we see a figure move from the back from the crowd and slide in the ring from behind Kill Team X! The fans get louder and louder!
Alexander Corvis: No one is coming out but… Wait… WAIT! Someone just slide in the ring from behind! Is Azzurra orchestrating an ambush here!?! Who is it!?
We see a female stand up in the ring in a black leather jacket and shorts. She has “MOLLY BOLT” studded into the back of the jacket and the fans all pick up with cheers! Molly Bolt has entered the ring! She takes off her jacket down to her white tank top and tosses it out of the ring. She stalks Ana and Sara from behind! The fans GO NUTS! Ana steps forward and yells at Azzurra from the ropes but neither Ana and Sara have noticed Molly in the ring yet!
Alexander Corvis: Her jacket said Molly Bolt!! Who the heck is she! What’s she gonna do here!?
Ana stands on the bottom ropes and yells at Azzurra from the ring! Azzurra smirks! Sara is near the centre of the ring but as she turns around and notices Molly Bolt, Molly grabs her around the neck and hits her with her diamond cutter; the Bolt Cutter! Sara’s head bounces off of the mat and Ana quickly turns around! Ana stops dead in her tracks and looks at a smirking Molly Bolt! Ana is frozen for a second! Molly rolls out of the ring as Ana advances on her then Ana quickly goes to check on Sara on the mat! Molly backs up the ramp with a massive grin.
Alexander Corvis: What the heck just happened! Sara Daniels taken out from behind by this Molly Bolt person! Molly Bolt backing up the ramp and I guess that she’s gonna be Azzurra Rissi’s partner at Last Rites!!
Ana clicks back into reality and smacks the mat and yells and rages! She grabs the ropes and yanks at them and points out at Molly Bolt and Azzurra who are both on the stage laughing! Ana is pissed and she yells out!
Azzurra Rissi: Oh wow… You were just so confident a few moments ago, what happened? I guess now you’ve seen my tag team partner for our title match at Last Rites… but I don’t think I have to introduce you guys now do I? No… Molly Bolt… GNW Womens Champion… PWR Womens Champion… Oh, and Ana Somnia’s EX!
Alexander Corvis: What did she just say?! Ana Somnia’s Ex? Is she serious!? Ana’s ex is gonna be Azzurra’s partner! Talk about mind games!
Rose: Azzurra said she was gonna give Kill Team X a taste of their own medicine and she wasn’t kidding! Damn! Molly Bolt is here in EHWF!
Molly Bolt takes the mic and Ana smacks the mat in anger!
Molly Bolt: Ana… you should have stuck with me over Sara. You KNOW you should have stuck with me… and because you didn’t… because you betrayed me… Now you’re gonna pay!
Molly smirks and drops the mic. The fans are going wild and Azzurra taunts back down to the ring as Molly and Azzurra leave backstage! Ana helps Sara up but they’re both enraged in the ring.
Alexander Corvis: Well I didn’t see THAT coming! Now I can’t WAIT for Last Rites even more! It’s not often you see Ana and Sara red-faced and pissed off like this!
Rose: Well that’s all we have time for tonight folks! Last Rites is gonna be huge! I can’t wait for it but for now we’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - EHWF comes to you live from the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s Monday Night Mass Murder and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
We finish looking out at the fans before panning up to Alexander Corvis and Rose at the broadcast table!
Alexander Corvis: We welcome you to another Monday Night Mass Murder! Tonight we have two massive title matches planned and there is no doubt that they’re gonna go off! With Monday Night Mass Murder ready to showcase some real talent here tonight - many are wondering what’s gonna happen going into Last Rites as the whole landscape in EHWF heats up with rivalries and tensions ready to boil over!
Rose: That’s right! Ace Pena and Alexandria Kendrick will defend their EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships against Greg Davis and Misty Vega! The alliance between Misty Vega and her new bodyguards The Regulators has launched off to a good start and now it needs to start bearing fruit. Tonight they might get the opportunity not only to knock off some CPO members and show their dominance as a new faction but to also capture some big gold here on Monday Night Mass Murder!
Alexander Corvis: We also have Sara Daniels going one on one with Brian Phillips in the main event as she defends her Showtime Championship! Ever since setting foot into EHWF, Sara Daniels has been a dominant force and very successful. Brian Phillips wants some gold and he wants to get some momentum and recognition to come out into the field as a pro. Tonight, these two intense competitors do battle but Sara Daniels along with her partner Ana Somnia have a lot on their minds as Azzurra Rissi challenge them for the Tag Team Championships after Sara defeated Azzurra to retain the Showtime Championship. Azzurra has promised she’s going to find a very interesting partner to take on Kill Team X and take the titles. Regardless of Sara and Ana’s arrogance against Azzurra, they have to be wondering just who it’s gonna be.
Rose: I can’t wait for that match but we’ll also see a great one on one contest between Sah’ta Thor and Brianna Rissi! Sah’ta Thor hates everything to do with the Rissi name and tonight he might be able to redeem himself after a dismal start to 2021 and an embarrassing few weeks of being dominated by Michael Rissi but Brianna has gone from strength to strength in EHWF as she still holds the Divine Championship and will look to take out a Hall of Famer here tonight so she can grasp some more momentum before going into the main event at Last Rites this week!
Alexander Corvis: I can’t wait to see those two go at it and I can’t wait to see just who Azzurra has planned as her partner to take on Kill Team X at Last Rites for the Tag Team Championships! She’s promised it’s gonna be interesting! The CPO need this win tonight as well as Alexandria will team with Black Man to unite the CPO in the main event against Wilmer Patacky and his partner Brianna Rissi in the main event at Last Rites!
Rose: I can’t wait to see Monday Night Mass Murder tonight and all of these incredible matches heading into a massive Last Rites! Lets start the show Alexander!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic to introduce the first contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is scheduled for one single fall!
"Turn Down for What" - DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp He starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he looks at his foe for the night with a look that promises impending. After a moment he pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Sah’ta Thor!
"I Will Not Bow" hits the PA System as multi coloured lights hits the arena and everyone in the crowd starts going nuts and crazy with cheers! Brianna Rissi appears on the stage and waves out to the screaming fans, performing some theatrics before she runs down the ramp and high fives the fans on her way down. She jumps up on the apron and flips her way into the ring where she makes her way to the ropes. Brianna celebrates against the ropes with the fans and makes her way to the ring, raising her arms and waiting for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… She is the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Brianna Rissi vs. Sah’ta Thor
The fans are on their feet and Thor who still has cuts and bruises from his Mayhem Mountain Match last week is mouthing off at Brianna as both competitors start to circle each other! Thor smirks and goes to come forward but Brianna sprints up and takes Thor down! Thor goes down and the fans instantly get to their feet as Brianna spear tackles Thor to the mat and starts hitting Thor in the head with big right hands! Thor struggles and shoves Brianna off of him! They both get up but Brianna superkicks Thor right on the chin and Thor falls through the middle ropes and crashes to the outside as the fans go wild! Brianna folds her arms and looks down at Thor who is in pain on the outside.
Alexander Corvis: And Brianna off to an amazing start as she takes Thor down and beats the crap out of him and then superkicks him out of the damn ring! Brianna incredible as always but Thor’s bad form continues!
Rose: Brianna just ridiculous speed and athletic ability that we’re used to seeing every week now! She dishes out a massive punishment to Thor there as he spills to the outside in pain off that huge kick!
Brianna points down at Thor as the ref yells for Thor to come back in the ring! Brianna wants to go out, the ref stops her but she shrugs him off and slides out of the ring! Thor is up but Brianna hits him with a forearm in the back of the neck! Thor yells out in pain as Brianna grabs him by the hair and runs him up into the barricade hard! Thor smacks off the barricade and yells in pain as he’s bruised and his mouth is bloodied! The fans are cheering as Brianna comes back and grabs him by the hair and tosses him back first into the damn barricade! Brianna rolls Thor into the ring then she jumps up onto the apron and starts to climb the top rope!
Alexander Corvis: Thor getting the crap beaten out of him and this match isn’t going the way he had hoped! He’s had the shit beaten out of him by his long time nemesis Michael Rissi the past few weeks and after wanting to get at least some sort of momentum back tonight, he’s getting punished by Brianna right now!
Rose: Brianna has the main event of Last Rites and the main event of Divine World Seriies to think of so a win here against a hall of famer, even if it is Thor would still be a good momentum rush for her!
Brianna leaps off of the top rope and lands on Thor’s neck, hitting him with a flying hurricanrana! The fans are going wild! Thor gets up and stumbles around as Brianna hoists him up on her back but Thor thumbs her in the eye and slides off of Brianna’s back! Thor shoves Brianna into the corner! Thor runs up for a running corner move but Brianna steps forward and hoists Thor up overhead and drops him jaw first onto the turnbuckle! Thor is dazed as he’s bleeding all over the place after that one! A running Spanish Fly from Brianna takes Thor to the mat again as she hits him with a ground and pound! Thor rolls up to his feet! He desperately swings! Brianna ducks it! Thor swings again! Brianna again is too fast! Thor turns around and gets hit with a Rissi Roundhouse! Thor doesn’t know what year he’s in after the boot connects with his head! Thor stumbles around! Just before Thor falls, Brianna boots him in the gut and pulls him in and hits him with Red Alert! Thor is down and is an unresponsive bloody mess on the mat as the fans are going wild! Brianna smirks as she stands up and put her boot on his chest!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner tonight… The Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
Alexander Corvis: She did it! Brianna Rissi defeats Sah’ta Thor pretty convincingly! Thor suffers another embarrassment but Brianna get to go into Last Rites and Divine World Seriies with a rush of momentum!
Rose: A great win as Brianna continues to prove she’s one of the best here in EHWF!
The fans are going wild as Brianna picks Thor up but his hair and his belt and tosses him out of the ring! Brianna holds up her Divine Championship belt as he music hits and the fans cheer! Suddenly her music cuts and the tron booms into life as Brianna looks up in confusion.
Brandon Bash: Wow! What a great win! You beat up an old man!
Alexander Corvis: What the heck is this now?! Brandon Bash!?
Brandon Bash appears backstage on the tron. As we zoom out we see Ace Pena and Alexandria Kendrick standing either side of him with their Mixed Tag Championship belts. Stephen Sebastian is standing behind all of them and the fans all boo.
Brandon Bash: At Last Rites… The EHWF Champion… The Legendary Black Man and My Daughter Alexandria Kendrick are going to finally put that piece of garbage Wilmer Patacky and YOU out of your misery.
The fans boo as Brianna watches on and smirks in the ring.
Brandon Bash: The fact that you and Wilmer even get to share the same ring as Black Man and Alexandria makes me sick. But… If we have to both put you in the hospital to prove that you aren’t on the level of The CPO then so be it!
Rose: Brandon Bash trying to send a message right now and Brianna doesn’t look impressed at all!
Alexandria Kendrick: It’s going to give me great pleasure to be the one who destroys you and that scum of an ex-husband of mine. Brianna, you and Wilmer might think you’re tough but you’re both in way over your little heads. I don’t care who you’ve beaten or what you’ve accomplished in the past. There is no way that you guys walk out of Last Rites the winners… There is no way you walk out of Last Rites… Period.
Ace Pena: And seeing as Black Man and Alexandria are going to put both of you right next to each other in the same hospital room after Last Rites… The Divine Championship will be vacated and will be mine for the taking at The Divine World Seriies.
Brandon Bash: And whoever this Egar fuckhead is, I’m more than ready for you. I have no idea what your game is, you coward but I’m not even going to give you the satisfaction of even putting you in the hospital like we’re gonna do with these two… No, I think I’ll torture Egar for a while and leave him in a dumpster somewhere because YOU’RE NOT WORTH MY TIME! All three of you have been warned. If you value your health and your careers, don’t show up to Last Rites!
Brandon Bash smirks before the tron flickers off. We see Brianna with her arms ready at her sides and fists clenched with an angry expression on her face. We fade out to a promo for Last Rites.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a mixed tag team match and it is for the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships!
"Regulate" by Warren G hits the announce speakers as booing is showered down upon two large African American males, Greg Davis and Da Monsta, as they hit the stage. Da Monsta glares out into the sea of attendees with a snarl that could kill while Greg Davis tosses up the 'West Coast' sign. The two side by side stroll down to the ring. Greg Davis leaps onto the apron and over the top rope while Da Monsta walks up the ring stairs and steps over the top rope. Both men, dressed in black gear stand there, middle of the ring, not saying a word as they take in the fans disgust for them.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challengers… First… Greg Davis!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Patricia Downs: And next… His partner… Misty Vega!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… First… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… His partner… The other half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Alexandria Kendrick & Ace Pena (c) vs. Misty Vega & Greg Davis
The bell sounds and Misty and Alexandria shout obscenities at each other from across the ring as they start to circle each other! The fans go wild as they come up close and go to lock up but Alexandria gets Misty in a wrist lock with Misty countering with a hammerlock from behind! Alexandria drops down and flips Misty on the mat but Misty kicks up! They lock up and Alexandria knees Misty in the side then whips her into the corner! Alexandria runs up and hits Misty with a running corner clothesline! Alexandria comes off of the ropes and bounces off of the opposing ones as Misty stumbles back into the centre with Alexandria runs up and plummets Misty with a big bulldog! The fans are going wild! Alexandria picks up Misty and whips her back into the corner but Misty springs up on the second rope and leaps off, hitting Alexandria with a crossbody! They both get up and both take each other out with their own lariats! The fans are on their feet! Misty grabs Alexandria and goes for the belly to belly but Alexandria lands on her feet! Alexandria jumps up on the ropes and hits Misty with a springboard dropkick!
Alexander Corvis: Alexandria and Misty are taking it to each other right now! It would be catastrophic if Alexandria and Ace lost the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships here tonight! All that bragging and that tirade aimed at Brianna, Wilmer and Egar just then will have lost all of it’s sting!
Rose: Misty’s new powerful faction wants to build some steam after making an impact at WAR and what better way then to win some gold!
Alexandria comes off of the ropes and goes for End Game but Misty sidesteps it and Alexandria’s leg gets hung up on the ropes! Misty hits Alexandria with a belly to belly then she tags in Greg and tells him to finish her! Alexandria goes to crawl over to Ace but Greg stops her and yanks her up to her feet then plummets his palm down on her back! Alexandria screams and falls in pain! Greg sends Alexandria into the corner hard! Alexandria falls out of it and he grabs her but the head as he crushes her with a big body slam! The fans are going wild as he covers her!
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Ace yells out to Alexandria! Greg goes to pick her up but he gets a Krav eye gouge for his efforts! Alexandria gets up and hits Greg with a spinning backfist! Alexandria tries to get past him but he shoves her into the corner hard! Greg runs up for a corner splash but Alexandria dives out of the way and he hits the corner hard! Greg hurts his torso but Alexandria takes him down with the End Game knee to the face! We hear a snap and Greg and Alexandria are down! Alexandria dive tags in Ace Pena and the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: Alexandria takes Greg Davis down but she’s at her limit after that beating so she tags in Ace Pena!!
Rose: Alexandria with that spinning fist to the face then the End Game knee to the head! Greg still isn’t down! Ace has to follow up now and get it down because Alexandria is in pain after that beating!
Misty yells at Greg but Greg doesn’t see as Ace comes off of the top rope and hits Greg with a big hurricanrana! Ace gets up and starts stomping out Greg! Greg gets up and hoists Ace up then hits him with a big Samoan drop! Ace is down! Greg comes off of the ropes and jumps up as he goes for a big splash but Ace rolls out of the way and he eats the mat! Ace gets up and dropkicks a downed Greg in the side of the head! Ace wants Phantasm but Misty runs in and shoves him before he can get it! Greg gets up in the corner! Misty turns around right into a spinning back fist from Alexandria! Greg yells out! He comes forward but he gets another End Game knee to the head as Alexandria steps up on him! Alexandria and Misty both roll out of the ring! Greg is seated in the corner, bleeding from his mouth! Ace slaps his shin and yells out as he runs up and hits Greg in the corner with his running Phantasm boot to the face! Ace uses his boot as a hook and pulls Greg out of the corner to the mat! Ace gets up on the top rope and the fans go wild as he leaps off for Thrillers Peak! He gets all of it and hooks both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and STILL the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena and Alexandria Kendrick!
Alexander Corvis: The CPO do it! As much as we didn’t want to see it - Brandon Bash must have a huge smile across his face right now!
Rose: Misty and Greg with an impressive showing but I’d hate to say it, it does look like each week, The CPO are getting better in the ring…
Alexandria and Ace celebrate in the ring to their music as the fans give a mixed reaction. Misty Vega doesn’t look happy and she barks at Da Monsta on the outside! Da Monsta comes in and runs a big body block into Ace and Alexandria, knocking them down! Misty barks orders and tries to revive Greg on the outside!
Alexander Corvis: Here comes Da Monsta and now Misty is ordering The Regulators to take out The CPO!
Da Monsta grabs Alexandria but Ace shoves her out of the way and Da Monsta ends up knocking Ace down! Brandon Bash appears on the stage and starts waving his arms as he sends Stephen Sebastian down to the ring! Stephen gets in the ring and Da Monsta starts brawling with him! They trade blows as the two beats beat each other up! Da Monsta swings but Stephen Sebastian ducks it then hits Da Monsta with a Berserker Lariat! Da Monster is down! Stephen takes down the much bigger man and he rolls out of the ring! Misty looks pissed off as she screams out! The CPO get up in the ring and celebrate together!
Alexander Corvis: The CPO united though as Stephen Sebastian comes out and events the damn odds!
Brandon Bash smirks at the top of the ramps! Sebastian, Pena and Kendrick are in the ring as their music plays! Misty signals across her throat and points out at them as The Regulators lose their temper on the outside! Alexandria signals out to Misty and taunts her as we fade out to a promo for Divine World Seriies.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is scheduled for one single fall and it’s for the EHWF Showtime Championship
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challenger tonight… Hardkore… Brian Phillips
“Dark Saturday” by Metric’s methodical opening riffs strike through the P.A. system here in CITY, the fans shouting a raucous ONE! STIFF! BITCH! during the two rests in the song’s intro.
somewhere in the south of france or the caribbean sea,
she said, “i don’t need to make a living,
fake diamonds got nothing one me.”
i met her in the world below.
she’s a tourist of the world beneath.
i said, “everything i built from nothing.”
she said, “i’m so rich, everything’s free.”
SO DARK
it ain’t so darkSO DARK
it ain’t so dark
The continued song alerts the capacity crowd to the arrival of none other than their One Stiff Bitch, SARA DANIELS. The song chugs along as the Johannesburg Jackhammer stomps through the entrance curtain with a white towel with her logo on it draped over her head, the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP around her waist, and the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP draped over her shoulder. She dons a black leather racer jacket, eyeblack under her right eye, a black and red pair of leathery boyshorts-style bottoms with a gold-studded belt, faint fishnet stockings, black and red boots with gold laces, gold knee pads, black wrist tape, and a black and red bandage-style wrestling top with gold-studded straps. A black towel drapes over her head, however, concealing her blonde locks and the expression on the upper half of her face. She hops up and down on her toes for a beat at the top of the ramp as Emily Haines sings her theme’s chorus.
FOREVER AND NEVER
a torch in search of a flame
TO BE GOOD, GET BETTER
well, i've been feeling this way
FOREVER AND NEVER
a night in search of a day
AS ANXIOUS AS EVER
it's such a dark, dark
DARK SATURDAY!
As her theme’s name is sung, Daniels roars out of her bowed-head stance to deliver her signature gesture and pose, setting off a wall of blood orange sparks cascading behind her. She nods her head with confidence and struts down the entrance ramp, eyes glued to the squared circle, her destination. Once she reaches ringside, she cocks her head to either side to crack her neck and stomps up the stairs. She steps out to the center of the apron, looks out fondly upon the crowd one last time, and pulls the towel down so that it hangs around her neck. Bending under the middle rope, Sara enters the ring and hastens to the center to hop up-and-down on her toes briefly, rolling her intertwined hands around to loosen her wrists before firing shadow boxing strikes into the air. From here, Daniels unfastens her title belts and hoists them high overhead before she nods and pulls back to her corner, where she removes the jacket and hangs it on the top rope near the turnbuckle. She grabs ahold of the top rope on either side of her while facing the center of the ring before essentially champing at the bit to get this fight started.
Patricia Downs: And next… Being Accompanied by Ana Somnia… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions AND the EHWF Showtime Champion… The Johannesburg Jackhammer… Sara Daniels!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Sara Daniels (c) vs. Brian Phillips
The bell sounds and both Brian and Sara lock up! Sara gets picked up and powered into the corner back first! Brian hits her with a couple of corner thrusts but she knees him in the head and breaks out of it! They come in to lock up but Brian swings! Sara blocks it and again weakens him with some MMA knees! Brian with an elbow then tries to hoist Sara up on his back for The Kore Driver but Sara pushes off of him and hits him with some MMA combo with some strikes and whatnot. Brian goes for a clothesline but Sara is quick and she ducks it as Ana encourages her from the outside! Brian with another clothesline attempt but she ducks that as well and grabs Brian from behind as the fans go wild! She gets in more stiff knee strikes! Sara goes in bobbing and weaving out of everything then fastens up with some direct punches and elbows as we see Brian’s lip is busted open!
Alexander Corvis: Brian is a tough SOB! Sara hit him with a million strikes and busted him open there but he’s still standing and he’s taking it to the champ right now!
Rose: Brian with a huge opportunity here tonight! We know he’s tough and we know he’s hardcore but can he contend with Sara who has proven she’s not only brutal but insanely skilled as well!
Brian boots Sara in the midsection then goes for a suplex but Sara gets out of it and pushes him into the ropes then hits Brian with a delayed dropkick on rebound! Sara gets on top of Brian and starts hitting him with a big ground and pound and gets him with some big hammer fists on the mat as he gets bloodied! Brian shoves Sara off of him and tries to get up but while he’s bent over she knees him in the head! Brian falls in the corner! Sara goes for a running move but he dives out of the corner! Sara catches herself and gets onto the middle ropes! Sara springboards off of the middle ropes but Brian catches her in midair then plummets her on the mat with a powerslam! The fans are going wild! Brian gets up and spits some blood out! He grabs Sara by the hair and picks her up, tossing her through the air into the corner hard as Sara holds her back and yells in pain!
Alexander Corvis: This one is heating up right now as Brian start to mount a good offense! Sara leading this one though a she strikes and chops Brian down to size! Brian bruised and bloodied there! Can Sara follow up!
Rose: Kill Team X definitely showing just how tough and how powerful they are each week but in the back of their heads will be looming Azzurra Rissi and everything she said and promised on Mayhem last week!
Brian runs up for a corner move but Sara dives out of the way and he eats the corner then Sara comes up and hits him with a bulldog on the mat! Sara back on top of Brian as she starts beating him with big fists on the mat again! He powers her off of him but he’s a bloody mess! She comes up close but Brian boots her in the head and she takes it hard! Brian with big right hands on Sara on the ropes as the fans go wild! Sara knees him off of her out of desperation! Sara with an elbow to Brian’s face! Brian with a right hand! He goes for another but Sara with a Double-Leg Takedown, followed by Repeated Closed Fist Punches! Brian starts to lose it! Sara with hammerfists as hard as she can and Brian stops defending himself as the ref pulls Sara off!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match via a knockout… and STILL the EHWF Showtime Champion… The Johannesburg Jackhammer… Sara Daniels!
Alexander Corvis: Wow! Sara retains and she does it with a dominant showing by knocking out Brian Phillips here tonight! What a match!
Rose: Sara continues to prove herself here in EHWF! Sara retains and she’s STILL the Showtime Champion!
Ana and Sara celebrate in the ring as Ana rolls Brian out. The fans are going wild. Kill Team X raise their title belts in the air but their expressions sink as Azzurra Rissi’s music hits and she cuts them off. Azzurra Rissi appears on the top of the stage and looks out at Sara and Ana in the ring who are both smirking.
Rose: Uh oh! Here comes Azzurra with a mic! Azzurra, bullied by Ana and Sara the past couple of weeks, challenged them to a match for their EHWF World Tag Team Championships at Last Rites but there was no one left for Azzurra to team with. Azzurra promised to find a partner to take on Kill Team X and she promised that it’d be different and very interesting indeed!
Azzurra Rissi: Well, it looks like you’ve defended your title yet again Sara. I’d be lying if I said you girls weren’t tough. I mean, Sara you’re a double champion already, you’re so skilled and you’ve accomplished so much in such a short amount of time… Ana, you’re the longest reigning EHWF World Champion ever, you’ve only lost one single match… You’re both incredible competitors… but does that give you the excuse to bully people and be as arrogant as you both are?
The fans cheer as Azzurra smirks and both Ana and Sara insult her from the ring.
Azzurra Rissi: Y’know what… Don’t answer that. I know I’m a rookie here in EHWF and I know I haven’t got the accomplishments or the experience you two do, but either way I win here. And besides… I wanted to give both of you a taste of your own medicine…
Rose: What does she mean by that?
Azzurra Rissi: I think I’ll put both of you out of your misery tonight though… I think I’ll reveal just who my tag team partner for Last Rites will be… RIGHT NOW!
Alexander Corvis: Azzurra is gonna reveal her partner now?! Not at Last Rites!? Who the heck is it gonna be!?
Azzurra holds up her hands to the stage and the tron as if she was introducing someone but no one comes out. The fans are cheering but they quiet down as no one ever arrives on the entrance…
…The fans suddenly pick up as we see a figure move from the back from the crowd and slide in the ring from behind Kill Team X! The fans get louder and louder!
Alexander Corvis: No one is coming out but… Wait… WAIT! Someone just slide in the ring from behind! Is Azzurra orchestrating an ambush here!?! Who is it!?
We see a female stand up in the ring in a black leather jacket and shorts. She has “MOLLY BOLT” studded into the back of the jacket and the fans all pick up with cheers! Molly Bolt has entered the ring! She takes off her jacket down to her white tank top and tosses it out of the ring. She stalks Ana and Sara from behind! The fans GO NUTS! Ana steps forward and yells at Azzurra from the ropes but neither Ana and Sara have noticed Molly in the ring yet!
Alexander Corvis: Her jacket said Molly Bolt!! Who the heck is she! What’s she gonna do here!?
Ana stands on the bottom ropes and yells at Azzurra from the ring! Azzurra smirks! Sara is near the centre of the ring but as she turns around and notices Molly Bolt, Molly grabs her around the neck and hits her with her diamond cutter; the Bolt Cutter! Sara’s head bounces off of the mat and Ana quickly turns around! Ana stops dead in her tracks and looks at a smirking Molly Bolt! Ana is frozen for a second! Molly rolls out of the ring as Ana advances on her then Ana quickly goes to check on Sara on the mat! Molly backs up the ramp with a massive grin.
Alexander Corvis: What the heck just happened! Sara Daniels taken out from behind by this Molly Bolt person! Molly Bolt backing up the ramp and I guess that she’s gonna be Azzurra Rissi’s partner at Last Rites!!
Ana clicks back into reality and smacks the mat and yells and rages! She grabs the ropes and yanks at them and points out at Molly Bolt and Azzurra who are both on the stage laughing! Ana is pissed and she yells out!
Azzurra Rissi: Oh wow… You were just so confident a few moments ago, what happened? I guess now you’ve seen my tag team partner for our title match at Last Rites… but I don’t think I have to introduce you guys now do I? No… Molly Bolt… GNW Womens Champion… PWR Womens Champion… Oh, and Ana Somnia’s EX!
Alexander Corvis: What did she just say?! Ana Somnia’s Ex? Is she serious!? Ana’s ex is gonna be Azzurra’s partner! Talk about mind games!
Rose: Azzurra said she was gonna give Kill Team X a taste of their own medicine and she wasn’t kidding! Damn! Molly Bolt is here in EHWF!
Molly Bolt takes the mic and Ana smacks the mat in anger!
Molly Bolt: Ana… you should have stuck with me over Sara. You KNOW you should have stuck with me… and because you didn’t… because you betrayed me… Now you’re gonna pay!
Molly smirks and drops the mic. The fans are going wild and Azzurra taunts back down to the ring as Molly and Azzurra leave backstage! Ana helps Sara up but they’re both enraged in the ring.
Alexander Corvis: Well I didn’t see THAT coming! Now I can’t WAIT for Last Rites even more! It’s not often you see Ana and Sara red-faced and pissed off like this!
Rose: Well that’s all we have time for tonight folks! Last Rites is gonna be huge! I can’t wait for it but for now we’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
We see the final image of Ana sitting a hurt Sara in the corner as both of them look out at the stage pissed off while the fans cheer. We fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show.