Post by EHWF Management on Jul 18, 2021 9:47:43 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Last Rites, “Clap” by Don Toliver, is playing in the background. We see Steve White and Chuck Thompson standing on the stage of a small empty hall. This is a much different opening image than we’re used to. There are no fans and no activity around them except for the lighting and the tron behind them.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to EHWF Last Rites. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to LAST RITES!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Last Rites comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s EHWF Last Rites and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: We welcome you to EHWF Last Rites! Tonight we have a huge night planned as some of the biggest and most brutal rivalries in EHWF are ready to combust here! Brandon Bash, Black Man and The CPO have been dominating EHWF recently - even putting their long time rival, Wilmer Patacky in the hospital. Last week Wilmer Patacky made a huge return with the help of the mysterious Egar and now The CPO are on the back foot as Wilmer Patacky, Egar and Brianna Rissi among others are mounting an offense against the faction! Tonight - Black Man and Alexandria Kendrick with Brandon Bash will fight Wilmer Patacky and Brianna Rissi with Egar in a huge Mixed Tag Team main event! This one is gonna be massive as this rivalry really heats up but all I want to know is just WHO Egar is under that mask?!
Steve White: That is going to be quite the encounter to witness but we have a MASSIVE 10 person Tag Team Match which will see Michael Rissi, Joanna Rissi, James Parker and The Bros. of Balance taking on Cliff Maxwell, Misty Vega, Chemic and The Regulators! Michael Rissi and Cliff Maxwell have had their issues where we saw Cliff attack Michael from behind after his match on Mayhem at the dare of Brandon Bash. Joanna and Misty are still going through it. Chemic with an ambush on James Parker last week and The Regulators and The Brothers of Balance are brand new rivals as they fought to a no contest last week! This match is gonna be massive!
Chuck Thompson: You’re right about that one Steve! Talking about the Tag Team matches - Azzurra Rissi shocked everyone on Monday Night Mass Murder where she revealed that Molly Bolt will be her tag team partner this week to take on Kill Team X for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships. Azzurra was bullied by Ana and Sara the past couple of weeks which lead her to challenge them for their tag team belts. Kill Team X scoffed at Azzurra and accepted, not expecting her to find a partner but Azzurra did one better and found Ana Somnia’s ex, Molly Bolt who will debut in EHWF tonight after attacking Sara Daniels last week on Mass Murder. With Kill Team X unfocused and eating a dose of their own medicine, could this new teaming of Azzurra and Molly really become Tag Team Champs tonight!?
Steve White: Zoe McDraven will defend her Hardcore Championship against Nina Chanel in a massive ladder match as both of these exciting high flyers are ready to go at it! Zoe is back on track and has some big wins now that she’s champ and wants to get back into the groove while Nina Chanel gets a big opportunity and wants to be taken seriously in EHWF. If Nina can do it here tonight then it’ll be huge for her but if Zoe retains then she proves that she’s 4 time champion for a reason! Don’t miss this one!
Chuck Thompson: Kori Argentum picked up some momentum on Monday Night Mass Murder and rode that momentum through to Mayhem where she was very critical of EHWF’s current champions - especially Solomon Graham! She wanted a shot at the Jr Heavyweight Championship and now she’s got it! Tonight - Kori will take on Solomon with the title on the line! Solomon wants that big defence now that he’s finally champ and wants to continue to prove that he’s as serious competitor while Kori needs this win and wants this title badly to show the world that she’s still got it! This is gonna be an exciting way to start the night, Steve!
Steve White: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 2 out of 3 falls match and it is for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: First Tonight… The challenger… Pure Perfection… Kori Argentum!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.
Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And her opponent tonight… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… The Paragon of Pro Wrestling… Solomon Graham!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are on their feet for this one! Kori is insulting Solomon as they circle each other. They come in to lock up but she gets behind him and gets him in the waist lock! The fans are up and Kori twists into an armhold but Solomon tosses her into the corner hard with his arm! Solomon runs up for a corner move but Kori dives out of the way! Solomon’s back hits the corner and he yells in pain! Kori comes off of the middle then the top ropes with a flying dropkick, taking Solomon down! Kori wants the first fall here but Solomon is quick to get up using the ropes! Kori hits him with a snapping kick to the midsection! She hits another one then another then another! Kori with a high knee but she misses and Solomon counters with the sideslam!
Steve White: Kori spoke very critically of Solomon last week and think she can be a better Jr Heavyweight Champion. We’ll see if she’s right tonight!
Chuck Thompson: These two putting on a technical contest right now! Kori looking for a big win here but Solomon wants to keep to his winning ways!
Solomon picks Kori up and scoops her up on his shoulder! Solomon plants Kori on the canvas hard and she screams out as she gets tossed around! Solomon bounces off of the ropes and goes for an elbow but Kori rolls out of the way and he hits the mat! The fans are going wild! Kori runs up and hits a running hurricanrana on Solomon! Solomon is up but groggy and Kori boots him in the gut! Kori pulls Solomon in for a DDT but Solomon lifts her up and plants her down on the mat hard! Solomon takes a moment on the ropes! Solomon picks Kori up from her hair but she slaps him! Solomon responds with a big clothesline as he levels her! The fans are going wild as Kori is down!
Steve White: Kori is mounting an offensive attack right now and she’s keeping Solomon on the back foot here but she can’t really hold up her end when it comes to technical skill or size and reach advantage!
Chuck Thompson: Who cares! Kori is damn fine! Look at that body!
Solomon again picks Kori up and he whips her into the ropes! He goes for a clothesline on rebound but Kori ducks him! Kori does a cartwheel and bounces off of the ropes then hits Solomon with a springboard elbow right in the face! Solomon falls back! Kori runs up and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker! The fans are all on their feet! Kori backs off and starts climbing the ropes! Kori gets to the top! The fans are going wild! She leaps off for her Flawless Factor 450 Splash but she impacts with the canvas hard as Solomon moves out of the way at the last second! Kori is hurt! Solomon pulls her in off of that impact and hits her with Shattered Neck Brilliance! Solomon hits the leaping piledriver perfectly and he covers!
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Illa Isabella: Fall Number 1 has been Awarded to Solomon Graham!
Steve White: Kori slipping up there and Solomon makes her pay! Kori taking Shattered Neck Brilliance hard there and Solomon gets the first fall! Solomon needs one more to retain!
Chuck Thompson: That was huge there! Kori just not following along as closely as Solomon and Solomon made her pay with that huge move!!
The ref after some time has Kori in the corner, trying to help her up! The ref tells Solomon to back off as they take some time getting Kori back to her feet! She gets up and the ref calls it again! Solomon runs up and boots her into the corner then starts hitting Kori with corner stomps as she’s weakened and devastated! Solomon pulls her into The Grahamlock but he can’t get it! Kori with a desperate elbow! Kori then starts hitting Solomon with forearms as she breaks out! Solomon levels Kori with a hard lariat! Solomon goes for the cover but Kori with a snap kick to his head! Solomon falls back into the ropes! Kori forces herself up and hits Solomon with a running high knee to the head! Kori springs off of the middle ropes and drags a kick across Solomon’s chest! He falls to a knee and Kori sidekicks him in the head! She goes for another but Solomon ducks it and goes to lock her in The Grahamlock but he can’t get it! Kori screams and gets her leg up behind her as she low blows Solomon! The ref doesn’t see and Solomon falls to his knees! Kori then hits him with another sidekick to the head! Kori lines Solomon up as she comes off of the ropes and hits him with Argentum Gold while he’s kneeling! Both of her knees blast off Solomon’s face and head! Solomon stumbles around, bleeding from his nose and mouth but Kori rolls him up!
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Illa Isabella: Fall Number 2 has been Awarded to Kori Argentum!
Steve White: Kori with that massive combo and Argentum Gold is able to roll up Solomon for fall number 2! Now it’s anyone’s match and it all comes down to this!
Chuck Thompson: 2 out of 3 falls and the next fall wins it! Will Kori cash in the cheques that her mouth wrote or will Solomon prove himself further and retain?!
The ref takes a moment. Both are hurt, tired and bruised but he restarts this one as the fans are on their feet! Kori rushes Solomon and starts to hit him with forearms! Kori springboards off of the middle ropes for a flying kick but Solomon ducks it! Kori turns right into a big STO from Solomon as he uses his size to his advantage! He picks Kori up and tosses her in the corner! He goes for the corner clothesline but she dives out of the way and Solomon eats the corner! Kori springboards off of the middle ropes and goes for a flying Argentum Gold but Solomon ducks it and then counters with a big boot out of the air! Kori is down and Solomon covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the Jr Heavyweight Champion… The Paragon of Pro Wrestling… Solomon Graham!
Steve White: Solomon Graham gets it done! A great effort by Kori Argentum but Solomon just too good and just too quick tonight as he retains the Jr Heavyweight Championship! Great contest!
Chuck Thompson: Kori has got to eat her words now!
Solomon celebrates to his music! He gets up and holds the title belt up high as Kori Argentum is on the outside, looking disappointed and pissed off. Solomon holds up his title belt on the top turnbuckle as we fade out backstage.
A dark limo pulls into the garage of the arena building and a group of 10 security guards neatly stands in two even ranks. The limo pulls between them and one guard on each side opens a door. Black Man, Brandon Bash, Alexandria Kendrick and Ace Pena step out.
Steve White: Looks like The CPO is here!
Chuck Thompson: Bash sure does look grim! And the others look almost as bad.
Brandon Bash begins to speak to what looks like the head of the security group. Black Man appears to be having a serious conversation with Alexandria when Ace Pena attempts to interrupt them. He attempts multiple times and finally Black Man just gets frustrated.
Black Man: Ace! What the hell could be so important?! Unlike you, we have business in the ring tonight….
Black Man breaks off mid sentence and notices that Alexandria is looking in the same direction, looking slightly confused. The camera faces that way and two blurred figures in suites can be seen. As the camera begins to focus, Cowbell and Van Jam can be seen. Both men have an unusual look on their faces. Hate. Black Man and Alexandra cock their heads and begin to chuckle.
Chuck Thompson: Crotch taco time?!
Black Man: Oh look, it's the inbred version of Spongebob and Patrick. Tell me boys,do you just feel like having a bad night tonight or have you both been huffing behind the trailer lately?
At this time Bash can be heard chuckling in the background along with the rest of the CPO and security team. Both Cowbell and Van Jam look at each other and then pull masks out of their pockets. It's the same skin mask that Egar wears. Brandon Bash appears to be speechless for half a second.
Brandon Bash: Take them the fuck out! Pena! You too!
Steve White: No time for crotch tacos!
As Pena and the security team move in on Van Jam and Cowbell, what appears to be 20 more people in identical suits and masks step out of the shadows. The CPO looks shook.
Chuck Thompson: I don't think they want tacos…
Steve White: Yeah, I got that. What the heck is this!?
In the blink of an eye Cowbell knocks out Pena and Van Jam takes on five security guards as the rest of the suited and masked people take out the rest of security. Brandon Bash, Black Man and Alexandria Kendrick take off immediately.
Chuck Thompson: They left Ace Pena!
The camera pans around the area and everyone of the security members is down. Van Jam removes his mask and pulls out a cellphone.
Van Jam: Its done. Yeah. Sending the message now.
As he hangs up the phone the masked person who appears to be Cowbell picks Ace Pena up. As this is going on the rest of the masked crew begins to demolish the limo with sledge hammers, trash cans and whatever else they can find. Van Jam slashes the tires and then proceeds to pull the driver out and shoves him away.
Steve White: The CPO left their man and their vehicle! I don't think this ends well.
Cowbell throws Pena on the roof of the limo and climbs on the top. He once again picks Pena up but places him in between his legs and pulls him up in a pile driver position. During this Van Jam also climbs up. As Cowbell drops Pena on his head, Van Jam assists and drives Aces body down even harder.
Chuck Thompson: I think the message has been sent.
Cowbell and Van Jam climb off the vehicle and walk away from the scene as the camera zooms on Ace Pena. His face a bloody mess and his body limp.
Steve White: Somebody call medical!
Chuck Thompson: Bah Gawd!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a ladder match and it’s for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and makes way for the entrance of Nina Chanel. The fans cheer as Nina Chanel comes out in the smoke and lights and does a sexy pose on the stage. Nina comes down the ramp and points at some fans then runs down the ramp and gets into the ring. Nina gets to the corner and raises both of her arms then waits for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The challenger… Nina Chanel!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And her opponent tonight… The EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
The fans are going wild as Nina and Zoe bump fists in the centre of the ring. They tie up and Nina gets Zoe in a headlock! Zoe counters it into a hammerlock from behind! Nina twists her arm out of it and gets Zoe in a wrist lock but Zoe turns it into an armdrag! The fans go wild! Zoe boots Nina in the midsection then turns her around and tosses her into the corner! Zoe runs up but Nina jumps and Zoe runs into her boot! Nina then runs up and hits Zoe with a big swinging neckbreaker! Zoe is down and Nina slides out of the ring and slides in a couple of ladders as all of the fans go wild!
Steve White: These two women are going at it right now! They’re really beating each other up but the only way to win is to climb a ladder and unhook the title belt!
Chuck Thompson: Nina off to a great start and now she’s sliding in some ladders!
Nina sets up a ladder under the title belt but Zoe boots her in the side and grabs her by the neck, running up with her and stepping up onto the middle and top ropes, hitting Nina with a big cutter as Zoe shows off her experience! Zoe grabs the ladder and fixes it’s position! Zoe starts to climb as the fans go wild but Nina runs up and smacks Zoe in the back with the other ladder! Zoe falls down! Nina goes for another ladder shot but Zoe ducks it! Zoe turns around and dropkicks the ladder into Nina! Zoe gets up and slides outside, brining in a third ladder into the mix! The fans are on their feet now! Zoe picks Nina up and goes for Zoeplex on the ladder but Nina lands on her feet and boots Zoe in the back then hits Zoe with a cradle slam back first onto the ladder! Zoe yells out in pain and Nina takes a second to rest!
Steve White: Nina Chanel putting in a lot of effort tonight because she knows she needs to win this one! Hardcore Championship on the line as these two brutalise each other with the ladders!
Chuck Thompson: Both of these fine ass ladies want this win! Nina wants it to prove herself and Zoe wants it to show that she has what it takes! Zoe doesn’t want to lose in her first defence!
Nina gets onto the ladder and starts climbing! Zoe senses danger! The fans all go wild! Nina gets to the top and grabs the title belt! Zoe quickly gives chase and punches Nina at the top of the ladder right before she can unhook the belt! Zoe and Nina trade blows at the top of the ladder! They rock the ladder and both women topple it and fall, crashing to the mat as the fans go wild! They try and fight their way up to their feet using the ropes! Zoe springboards off of the ropes and goes for a flying kick! Nina ducks it and jumps up on the next ladder! She climbs a couple of rungs and then moonsaults off onto Zoe as the fans all go wild!
Steve White: WOW! Nina Chanel, massive moonsault off of that ladder and that’s what she needs to do if she wants to win this one!
Chuck Thompson: The fans love it right now! They’re on their feet as we’re watching two of the most exciting competitors in pro wrestling go at it right now!
Nina goes and picks Zoe up from the mat after that big moonsault! Zoe out of desperation rams Nina into the corner hard! Nina yells out in pain! Zoe is still hurting! Nina pulls Zoe in for Designer DDT! She can’t get it! Zoe twists behind her and goes for Kinetic Energy but Nina flips Zoe! Nina gets Zoe from behind but Zoe lands on her feet! Zoe with an arm drag but Nina cartwheels out of it! Nina boots Zoe in the midsection and hits her with a Designer DDT! The fans go wild! Nina is hurt and tired but she has to force herself up the ladder! Zoe tries to get up but she’s out of it after that one! The fans are going wild as Nina crawls to the ladder!
Steve White: BOOM! Designer DDT! Nina takes control! She’s hurt but she’s crawling to the ladder! Nina is gonna win this one! She’s gonna be champ!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe is hurt but she’s stirring! Zoe knows she needs to get up so Nina needs to recover and make it damn quick!
Nina grabs the bottom of the ladder and slowly starts to climb it! The fans are all on their feet! Nina slowly climbs it and gets to the top! Zoe knows she’s in crisis and limps over, toppling one of the ladders against the one that’s set up! Zoe comes off of the ropes then runs up the ladder like a ramp! Zoe jumps off of it and is able to hit Nina with a Supernova diving kick as she grabs the belt! Nina falls from the top of the ladder and plummets down hard right onto the ladder on the mat! Nina screams in agony as her back takes huge impact! Zoe almost falls but she clings onto the next ladder! Zoe reaches across and unhooks the Hardcore Championship as the fans go wild! Nina Chanel is in pain on the mat as she can’t get up!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Zoe kicked Nina in the face and send her crashing down from the top of the ladder back first onto another ladder! Zoe retains but Nina might be hurt after that one!
Chuck Thompson: That was a massive impact and Nina is in pain right now but Zoe did what she had to, to retain here tonight!
Zoe comes down and celebrates with the title belt. Zoe sees the ref and an EMT checking on Nina on the mat as her back took a mean bump after that one! Zoe comes over and leans down, checking on Nina.
Steve White: Zoe checking on Nina right now! Nina looks hurt! This is not good at all!
Zoe leans down and checks on Nina with the other two. Thea Nefeli runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. Thea gets down close to Nina and talks to her but Nina is in a lot of pain! The ref and the EMT start to check Nina over. Zoe checks as well but Thea stands up and shoves Zoe! The fans get to their feet as Zoe doesn’t know what’s up! Zoe looks confused but Thea gets in her face!
Steve White: Thea Nefeli is out here checking on her best friend but she’s getting in Zoe’s face right now! What’s going on?!
Thea Nefeli: What the heck is your problem!? What’s wrong with you? Why would you do that!? You’ve really hurt her!
Zoe McDraven: What’re you talking about? We were having a match!
Thea Nefeli: Well congratulations on retaining… You’ve damn near broken her back! I hope it was worth it…
Zoe McDraven: Are you serious right now?!
The ref, EMT, Zoe and Thea all continue to check on Nina who is moaning in pain and holding her back! 2 more EMTs arrive to take Nina out of the ring as Thea holds her hand and talks to her. Thea glares at Zoe again and once more gets in her face.
Thea Nefeli: You’ve done enough… You don’t need to be here right now.
Zoe stands up and takes a few steps back to the corner. Thea looks pissed off as she helps the EMTs help Nina outside onto a gurney frame outside.
Steve White: Well Nina is clearly hurt here tonight and Thea having an exchange and getting in the face of Zoe because of it! An amazing match but what a way to end it!
They help Nina and wheel her away as the fans cheer for her. Thea follows behind and gives a dirty look back at Zoe in the ring who looks confused and worried. We fade out backstage.
We come into the backstage interview area where Patricia Downs is waiting with a microphone.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Joining me are my guests at this time… Michael and Joanna Rissi!
The fans watching on the tron roar with cheers as both Michael and Joanna step onto the interview platform.
Patricia Downs: Thank you both for joining me. You both have a big 10 man elimination tag team match coming up next… There is a lot in this one for sure. How do you feel?
Michael Rissi: No doubt there’s a lot in it but the only person I want in this match is Cliff Maxwell… Cliff who has been bagged by Brandon Bash and The CPO has now seemed to have become their lackey? Last week after my match he attacks me, hits me in the head with a baseball bat and blinds me with an aerosol can. This is after I went through a brutal Mayhem Park match against 5 other men. It’s nice to know that Brandon Bash and Black Man see me as a threat even though they refuse to say it but it’s even more sad to see Cliff Maxwell become their bitch.
Joanna Rissi: And it seems like Misty Vega is just never going to leave me alone. We’re always going to be entangled in rivalry somehow. Well tonight, hopefully I get to put her away yet again.
Patricia Downs: And your partners tonight?
Michael Rissi: I’m not worried about our partners tonight - they can do them and we’ll do us. The only thing on my mind tonight is beating the living crap out of Cliff Maxwell for what he did to me last week and sending a message right back to The CPO. After what I do to Cliff tonight, not only will Bash and Black Man realise that Cliff is a pussy but they’ll also remember not to fuck with me.
Joanna Rissi: The CPO already have enough to deal with, with Wilmer, Brianna and this Egar guy on their cases - why the heck would they want to target Michael and I, knowing just what Michael could do to them…
Michael Rissi: Adding Cliff Maxwell to their lineup isn’t going to save them - I’d hate to say it but even The CPO could do so much better… Regardless, tonight, Cliff Maxwell gets the shit beaten out of him courtesy of me.
Michael and Joanna walk off the platform, leaving Patricia there as we cut back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest tonight is a 10 person elimination tag team match!
"Regulate" by Warren G hits the announce speakers as booing is showered down upon two large African American males, Greg Davis and Da Monsta, as they hit the stage. Da Monsta glares out into the sea of attendees with a snarl that could kill while Greg Davis tosses up the 'West Coast' sign. The two side by side stroll down to the ring. Greg Davis leaps onto the apron and over the top rope while Da Monsta walks up the ring stairs and steps over the top rope. Both men, dressed in black gear stand there, middle of the ring, not saying a word as they take in the fans disgust for them.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Regulators!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And their partner tonight… Chemic!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And next… Misty Vega!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And finally… their partner… Cliff Maxwell!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and white trousers with a blue and white mask with black gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Illa Isabella: And now their opponents… First up tonight… The Brothers of Balance!
Parker walks out onto the stage dressed in trunks, sporting a jacket and he walks down to the ring confidently. He walks up the ramp, stepping between the ropes and heads into the corner to climb the ropes. Once stood on the middle turnbuckle, he outstretches his arms, lifting his head to the sky.
Illa Isabella: And their partner… next… James Parker!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
Illa Isabella: And next… Joanna Rissi!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And finally… their partner… Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Greg is going to start this one off with Konrad. The fans are going wild for all of the stars and all of the intensity. The two circle each other for a moment and come in to lock up but Konrad gets around Greg and gets him in a waist lock! Greg elbows Konrad in the face and gets out of it. Greg turns around and levels Konrad with a massive clothesline! Konrad is down and Greg starts yelling at him on the mat! Greg picks up Konrad and scoops him up on his shoulder then plants him with a big slam on the mat! Greg picks Konrad up by his head and walks him over but Konrad starts hitting Greg with wild boxing combos! Greg swings, Konrad ducks! Konrad gets a big right hand in and then dives over and tags in James Parker! James Parker runs in but Greg out of nowhere pops James up on his back and hits him with a big Samoan Drop! The fans go wild and Greg tags in Chemic!
Steve White: Konrad starting this one out with his rival Greg Davis as both The Brothers of Balance and The Regulators will be trying to impress tonight to get a shot at the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
Chuck Thompson: Greg doing damage there but James Parker coming in now and he’s going to do battle with the man that attacked him last week, Chemic!
Chemic grabs James by his hair and picks him up into a knee! Chemic then whips James into the corner! Chemic runs at him but James jumps up and Chemic hits his boot! James then runs over and takes Chemic’s leg out! The fans are on their feet! Parker picks Chemic up and wants the Parker Slam but Chemic gets off of him and shoves him into the ropes! Parker comes back and Chemic takes Parker out with a big boot! Parker is down and he’s holding his face! Chemic gets Parker in a headlock! Parker hoists Chemic up on his back but Chemic rakes his face and gets off of him! Chemic turns Parker around and boots him in the gut then pulls him in and hits him with Chemical Plant, dumping Parker on his neck hard! Chemic covers!
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Illa Isabella: James Parker has been eliminated!
Steve White: Chemic gets one over James Parker as he eliminates him first here tonight with that huge Chemical Plant! It’s now a 4 on 5 match!
Chuck Thompson: Huge from Chemic there as he takes out Parker! The fans are on their feet but this one is far from over!
Konrad quickly runs back into action! Konrad gets around Chemic and hoists him up, planting him with a big cradle slam! Konrad picks Chemic back up and tosses him into the corner! Konrad springs off of the middle then the top ropes and flies through the air, hitting Chemic with a big springboard dropkick! Chemic is down! Konrad grabs him around the waist and hoists him up for Frozen Pin but Chemic elbows out of it! Konrad falls and Chemic hits him with a lariat! Chemic dive tags in Greg Davis to the match! Konrad ducks a swing from Greg! He hits Greg with a right hand then another then another then another! Konrad climbs to the top rope and flies off for a double axe handle but Greg catches Konrad mid air! Konrad is shocked! Greg plants Konrad with a massive powerslam and the fans go wild as Greg covers!
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Illa Isabella: Konrad Raab has been eliminated!
Steve White: That was HUGE for Greg Davis and The Regulators! Greg and Konrad battling it out but Greg using his size and power to take Konrad out and get the elimination right there!
Chuck Thompson: Regulators get another one over The Brothers there but now it’s even worse as it falls to 3 on 5!
Konrad is eliminated but Lord Raab is pissed off! Lord Raab comes into the ring and hits Greg with a right hand! He hits Greg with another then another then another then hits Greg with a massive uppercut! Greg hits the ropes then stumbles into a big boot from Lord Raab! Greg hits the mat after that one! Lord grabs him around the neck and wants Chokinator but Greg elbows Lord Raab off of him! Greg hits Lord Raab with right hand after right hand then comes off of the ropes and takes Lord Raab down with a back body drop! Greg finally hits Lord Raab with a Samoan Drop! The fans are on their feet as he cover!
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Lord Raab kicks out! Greg gets up as Misty yells for him to put Lord Raab away! Greg turns back to Lord Raab! Lord Raab grabs Greg by the neck and gets up! Greg is in shock as he gets planted with Chokinator out of nowhere! Lord Raab covers him!
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Illa Isabella: Greg Davis has been eliminated!
Steve White: Big Chokinator there as Lord Raab gets revenge for Konrad and eliminates Greg Davis! This one is really heating up now!!
Chuck Thompson: Lord Raab so impressive and angry there as he gets some revenge for Konrad and gets one back at The Regulators! Lord Raab brings it back to a 3 on 4 for his team tonight!
Da Monsta is screamed at by Misty as he rushes into the ring and takes Lord Raab out with a big hugging body block! Da Monsta uses his size to rip Lord Raab from the mat and then plant him with a massive powerslam! The fans are all on their feet! Da Monsta grabs Lord Raab but Lord Raab slaps him away and starts hitting Da Monsta with big right hands! Lord Raab hits Da Monsta with a big uppercut and he’s stunned! Da Monsta comes off of the ropes and Lord Raab hits him with a big boot to the skull! Lord Raab comes off of the ropes and hits Da Monsta with a splash using all of his weight! Da Monsta stumbles out of the corner and Lord Raab goes for Killerbuster but Da Monsta is too heavy and Da Monster easily picks Lord Raab up and plants him with End of Regulation! Lord Raab is done!
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Illa Isabella: Lord Raab has been eliminated!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Da Monsta just too big and strong! That was so impressive! Lord Raab is out and now it’s just Michael and Joanna in a 2 on 4!
Chuck Thompson: This isn’t gonna be easy for The Rissi’s tonight! The Regulators defeat The Brothers of Balance which speaks volumes for that rivalry!
Da Monsta gets up. Misty and Cliff clap but they look on in shock straight after as Michael Rissi sprints into the ring and takes out Da Monsta with a huge spear! The fans go BERSERK! Cliff yells at Misty and Misty yells at Da Monsta to get up! Da Monsta gets up and uses his size to toss Rissi away! Da Monsta grabs Michael and whips him into the corner! Michael comes off of the corner hard and goes up then back down into the ring where Da Monsta uses his massive with to take Michael out with a big body block! Da Monsta knows he needs to keep it up so he gets Michael up and plants a massive palm on his back to take the wind out of him! Da Monsta hoists Michael up for a powerbomb but Michael reverses it into a hurricanrana and the fans get to their feet! Da Monsta gets up but gets planted with a big spinebuster as the fans go nuts for the show of strength by Michael! Da Monsta is down! Michael pop-pops for the fans then bounces off of the ropes and drops a pop pop elbow on Da Monsta’s head! Da Monsta gets up all groggy as Michael with super strength, hoists the big man up on his back and hits him with Rissi Slam! Everyone is shocked and Michael covers while he looks at a nervous Cliff Maxwell on the apron!
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Illa Isabella: Da Monsta has been eliminated!
Steve White: SHIT! Michael Rissi running through Da Monsta there! Da Monsta doing his best to throw Rissi around but Michael Rissi with that awesome strength puts the giant away!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is not human! It’s back to a 2 on 3 and if you’re Chemic, Cliff and Misty, you want to stop Michael ASAP!
Cliff and Misty begin to argue. They both bark at Chemic who comes into the ring! Chemic and Michael start trading blows! Michael starts to win out until Chemic elbows him in the face! Michael stumbles back! Chemic gets Michael in a headlock! Michael flips Chemic on the mat! Michael points to his bandaged up shoulder and points at Cliff on the apron! Chemic gets up and hits Michael with a big boot! Michael falls back into the corner! Chemic runs up for a splash! Michael dives out of the way! Chemic turns around and Michael pops him up then hits him with a European uppercut on the way back down! Chemic is stunned! Michael comes off the ropes! Chemic quickly spits a green mist! Michael ducks it then hits Chemic with a jumping uppercut! Chemic stumbles around right into a Superkick! Michael quickly covers him!
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Illa Isabella: Chemic has been eliminated!
Steve White: Chemic, no chance against Michael Rissi as Michael takes him out with that flurry of offense! Cliff Maxwell is losing it on the apron! Michael is pointing to his head and his bandaged shoulder and pointing at Cliff! Michael wants revenge for last week!
Chuck Thompson: Michael called Cliff a lackey for Brandon Bash! Cliff looks nervous now as it’s a 2 on 2 here! If you’re Bash and Black Man then you’re watching this one really carefully for so many reasons!
Misty and Cliff argue with each other on who goes in next! Michael runs up and tosses Cliff in the ring! Cliff gets up and tries to talk his way out of it but Michael clotheslines Cliff! Cliff is up but Michael puts him right back down! Cliff is up! Michael points to his head and his shoulder and yells at Cliff then he clotheslines him and sends him flipping in the air! Michael roars and gets ready to end Cliff! Michael hoists Cliff on his back but Cliff thumbs Michael in the eye! Cliff bounces off of the ropes off of his back and boots Michael in the back! Cliff dives into the corner and tags in Misty! Misty leaps off of the ropes but Michael catches her midair and drops her in his corner! Misty holds her chest and chin after that one! Michael tags in Joanna and the fans go WILD! Michael whips Misty into the ropes then he whips Joanna and she hits Misty with a running heel kick! Misty goes down! Michael then picks Joanna up and tosses her on Misty with an aided splash!
Steve White: Misty Vega coming into this one but Michael brings in Joanna after Cliff hightailed it out of there! Michael and Joanna working together with tag team offence as husband and wife take out Misty in a big way!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff doesn’t want to look stupid in front of Bash now! Cliff was in the ring with Michael for a few moments but he quickly go out! Cliff needs to think of something right now!
Joanna grabs Misty but Misty slaps her! Misty with a snapmare on Joanna! Misty comes off of the ropes and drop-kicks Joanna in the back Joanna cries out! Misty is able to kick her up to a leaning back! Misty then springs off of the ropes and goes for a springboard kick! Joanna ducks it! Joanna goes for Celestial Shot! Misty ducks it! Misty goes for Mist Effect but Joanna ducks that as well as the fans go wild! Joanna hits Misty with the Rissi Roundhouse! The fans go wild! Misty falls to her knees and Joanna comes off of the ropes and hits Misty in the head with Final Strike! Misty is down and Joanna covers her!
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Illa Isabella: Misty Vega has been eliminated!
Steve White: Oh shiiit! Misty Vega is eliminated by Joanna Rissi! Cliff Maxwell is on his own now in the 2 on 1 against The Rissi’s! Not the way he saw this one going!
Chuck Thompson: What the heck is he gonna do now! Do you think Bash will come and help him?!
Cliff quickly runs in and hits Joanna in the back with an axe handle before she can tag Michael in! Cliff grabs her by her hair and insults Michael on the apron as he smirks! Michael goes nuts with rage and tells Cliff to fight him! Cliff gets Joanna in the Graham Lock! He tries to hurt her but it’s not fully locked in! The boos get loud and Joanna breaks an arm free and elbows Cliff in the face! Cliff hits Joanna with a right hand! Joanna responds! They trade blows! Cliff gets behind and goes for the Graham Lock again! He can’t get it! Joanna raises her boot behind and low blows Cliff! Joanna hits Cliff with Celestial Shot and then dive tags in Michael Rissi! The fans go NUTS! Cliff turns around in pain but he’s levelled with a massive Spear!
Steve White: Spear! Spear! Spear! Cliff thought he could get at Michael through hurting Joanna but she got one over on him and tagged in her husband who just speared Cliff out of his boots!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff is not in a good position now and Michael looks even more PISSED!
Michael gets on top of Cliff and starts beating him with big right hands as Cliff is busted open! Michael gets up and roars out to the fans as she shakes the top rope! Cliff stumbles up to his feet! Michael hoists Cliff up on his back but Cliff thumbs Michael in the eye! Cliff gets off of his back and rakes his back! Michael turns around and Cliff hits Michael with a running big boot! Michael falls back in pain! Cliff reaches in his boot and grabs a pair of brass knuckles! The fans boo! Joanna yells out to Michael to warn him! Cliff goes for Power Punch! Michael ducks it and Cliff hits the ropes! Joanna holds the ropes and kicks Cliff in the head then kicks his hand and the brass knuckles fall to the outside! Cliff looks back in shock then turns back to Michael who pops him up on his shoulders with great strength then throws him in the air as Cliff falls onto a double knee facebuster - with Michael hitting the Hazard Dawn! Cliff is down and bleeding on the mat! Michael covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The Brothers of Balance… James Parker… Joanna Rissi and Michael Rissi!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Cliff trying to stay alive there but Michael Rissi made him pay! I wonder what Brandon Bash thinks of that!
Chuck Thompson: It started out so well but Michael Rissi with the impressive win for his team there! If Cliff was auditioning to be in The CPO - I don’t think Brandon will score him that well…
Michael grabs Cliff from the mat and tosses him out of the ring! Michael then hoists up Joanna on his shoulder and they raise their arms in victory as his music plays. The fans go wild as Michael points out at the entrance and we cut backstage.
Steve White: Ladies and gentleman, we have reports from the back that chaos has ensued!
The cameras quickly change and the hallways of the arena can be seen. More of what looks like Brandon Bash's security team can be seen fighting more suited and masked persons. But this time, they appear to be getting the better of the people that are masked.Stephen Sebastian can be seen powering his way through multiple people.
Stephen Sebastian grabs one of the security members and begins to shout instructions to him.
Stephen Sebastian: Get Bash, Black Man and Alex out! We have cleared enough out to get them to safety!
The man obeys and runs off in a different direction. But for some reason all the masked people stop fighting and just stare at Sebastian.
“Boy, no place is safe tonight. Don't you know the devils here?”
All the masked people line up on the walls and three people can be seen down the hall slowly walking towards the camera...
Steve White: Cowbell, Van Jam and I believe that's the real Egar!
Van Jam and Cowbell put on their masks and start to walk forward but Egar stops them.
Egar: I want this one.
Egar looks at Sebastian and cocks his head and appears to stare at him for several moments..
Egar: I hear you go by the monster of rage. Tell me something boy, what do you know of Rage?
Without hesitation or warning Stephen Sebastian runs at Egar. Egar also runs towards him but before Sebastian can even react, Egar boots him in the face and Sebastian falls to the ground.
Steve White: He put the big man down!
Chuck Thompson: Down but not out! Hes still moving!
Egar squats next to Sebastian barley moving body. Blood is slowly trickling out of his nose. Egar backs up about 15 feet and comes running at Sebastian again but this time he punt kicks him in the face. Blood splatters on the wall and on the floor as Sebastian falls limp into a puddle of his own blood.
Steve White: You were saying Chuck?
“Who are you!?”
The camera faces down the hall towards the voice that was just heard. Brandon Bash is in the middle of the hall looking irate.
Brandon Bash: I said, who the fuck are you?!
Every suited and masked person faces Bash and repeats the phrase over and over.
Egar stands in the middle of the hall with his hands raised out to his side and faces Bash.
Steve White: Well, it looks like the odds are even. There's no way the CPO can weasel their way out of the main event now!
“WE ARE LEGION! WE ARE LEGION! WE ARE LEGION!”
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest tonight is a tag team match and it’s for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
Azzurra Rissi's music hits and the fans get up and start making some noise. Azzurra comes out and looks either side of the stage first before making their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get up the steel steps and look out at the fans before they get into the ring and raise their arms while they wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: First up tonight… Azzurra Rissi!
Molly Bolt comes out on the stage as the fans cheer. She comes out with a smirk on her lips as she points out to the cheering fans and makes her way down the ramp. Molly comes down slowly and stops at the ring, looking back and smiling before walking up the steel steps and making her way in the ring. The fans are going wild as Molly raises her arms and signals around her waist before coming up to Azzurra and talking it over before their match.
Illa Isabella: And her partner… Making her EHWF debut… Molly Bolt!
Bass and drums strut through the P.A. system as vibrant white lights flash and siren throughout the arena. By the time the opening lines of “Sick Week” by the Jack Wood join these instruments, two shorter, but muscular frames saunter through the curtain and onto the stage, which has become enveloped by fog up to the knees. Stepping to the outsides of the top of the ramp but in line with one another, EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION ANA SOMNIA and EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM and SHOWTIME CHAMPION SARA DANIELS look out on their respective sides of the venue. As they do so, the clips of their violence transitions into a wall of text where an arterial red pair of intersecting slashes tear through the center, as if done by an animal.
The former dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. Her knee pads offer arterial red slashes in the shape of the letter X, as if left there by an articulate creature with scathingly sharp claws. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as arterial red laces hanging untied from either side. The KTX sigil is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a black leather moto jacket closed most of the way. Her EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her waist. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
The latter sports a black and red pair of boyshorts with black and red boots and knee pads, as well as black fishnet stockings. Her knee pads, too, are adorned by the same X slashes on Somnia’s knee pads. She also wears a black and red sports bra-styled wrestling top with leather façades, the KTX logo over the left side of her chest like a badge. Around both wrists, Sara wears extensive black taping, including dorsal crosses as well. Additionally, she wears a black cropped racer jacket and a backward black South African Rugby Union snapback hat. Beneath the hat, her blonde hair is braided back and hangs two low pigtail-styled braids. The most salient piece of her attire, however, is the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP wrapped around her waist and the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP slung over her shoulder.
In sync, they roll their shoulders back and get into a more combative stance to shadow box briefly. Next, they sway toward the center of the ramp as they turn to one another and stand nearly toe-to-toe. Nodding to each other, they smirk as there is a short pause in the music. Once the music returns, KILL TEAM X begin their journey down the entrance ramp with Daniels playfully and motivationally slapping Somnia on her backside. Their movements are purposeful, and their gazes are glued to the ring ahead. Confidence pours out of every imperious movement the two make as they continue down the ramp and approach ringside without having paid the capacity crowd another moment’s time.
The female lead vocalist of the Jack Wood whispers a reiteration of a lyric and ignites a crescendo as the power couple reaches ringside and hastily bicycle their knees on opposite sides of the ring as they swing up onto their aprons on one knee. On the far side, Sara rises to her feet and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose while smirking proudly. On the near side, Somnia mirrors the motion; first, however, she rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side to enter into the aforementioned pose.
With authority, they swing themselves into the ring under the middle rope and turn toward one another with a grin. Here, they storm in opposite directions, Somnia from the side nearest the hard camera to the far right corner and Daniels from the far side from the hard camera to the near left corner. They stomp up onto the middle rope and each hike a leg up onto the top rope while Sara hoists her EHWF SHOWTIME and WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS high overhead and Somnia hoists up her EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP, her chin tilted up while she bares her teeth. She then rotates her forearms forward and out, around behind her with her palms facing outward and her thumbs and first two fingers stretched out, the remaining four fingers hanging limply. At the same time, she bows her head forward to smirk nefariously and sneer ominously up through her furrowed brow.
As the conclusion to the chorus of the song playing over the P.A. system arrives, Kill Team X seem to maintain their perfect synchronization (without even having one another in their field of view) by hopping off of the middle rope and strutting to the center of the ring, where Ana reaches her hand around the back of Sara’s neck and pulls her in so they can both bow their heads forward and press their foreheads together, eyes closed. When they separate from this embrace, they conclude the removal of their auxiliary gear and their title belts so as to prepare finally for their match, for which they champ at the bit awaiting the bell.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Their Opponents Tonight… They are the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Showtime Champion Sara Daniels and The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia… Kill Team X!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Sara and Ana want Molly but Azzurra is gonna start this one out. Sara comes in and the two start circling each other! They come up close and Sara goes for a quick kick but Azzurra dodges! They go to lock up! Azzurra gets around with the waistlock! The fans are on their feet! Sara grabs Azzurra and flips her on the mat! Sara goes down and starts to hit Azzurra with big fists but Azzurra is up! Azzurra is forced to back off! Azzurra gets a punch to the face and ends up in the corner! Sara runs up for a corner splash but Azzurra dives out of the way and Sara eats the corner! Azzurra hits Sara with a big corner clothesline! Azzurra gets up on the top rope quickly and launches herself off but Sara ducks her! Azzurra barrel rolls on the mat! Sara with a swing! Azzurra ducks it and springboards off of the ropes and hits Sara in the face with an elbow! Azzurra bounces off of the bottom ropes and leaps up for a big strike but Sara dodges her! Sara then hits Azzurra with a big kick to the back of the head and she goes down!
Steve White: And you gotta give it to Azzurra! She’s giving Kill Team X a taste of their own medicine, recruiting Ana Somnia’s ex, Molly Bolt to be her partner tonight! That’s what I call mind games!
Chuck Thompson: Azzurra and Sara fighting it out and Azzurra already accomplished her goal of getting inside Ana and Sara’s heads tonight!!
Molly calls for a tag! Sara wants to let Azzurra make it and tosses her forward! Azzurra looks like she’s going to crawl for the tag but fakes it and elbows Sara in the head! Sara responds with a right hand! Azzurra comes back with a slap! Sara knees Sara in the midsection! Azzurra dropkicks Sara out of desperation and dive tags in Molly as the fans go wild! Molly runs in and off of the dropkick, takes Sara back down really quickly with a clothesline! Molly lets out a growl as she picks up Sara and controls her! She knees Sara a couple of times! Sara responds with some right hands! Molly with some forearms as a fight breaks out! Molly gets hit with an MMA combo! Molly is able to tank some of it and knee Sara in the midsection! Molly rakes Sara’s chest and whips her into the corner hard! Ana tags into the match! Molly and Ana stop for a moment before Molly yells something! Ana bursts into the match and the two grapple and fight as the fans go wild! They claw at each others hair before Ana picks Molly up by her head and tosses her across the damn ring!
Steve White: Ana and Molly going at it right now and the fans are going nuts! Molly with her EHWF debut here tonight but the fans are on their feet! Ana and Sara really dishing it out on each other but Ana with that strength proves that she’s the clear best in this match!
Chuck Thompson: Azzurra and Molly will need to work hard here tonight but what is this about for Molly?! Is it about the Tag Titles or is it about Ana and Sara?
Ana grabs Molly from the mat and holds her by her jaw and brings her up slowly as their eyes meet! Ana smirks and says something to her. Molly slaps Ana away and hits her with a right hand! They trade blows again! Ana hoists Molly up on her back and slings her off with big impact on the mat! Molly holds her torso in pain! Ana grabs Molly by the hair and pulls her head up to her face as she continues to speak into her ear before hitting Molly with a big slam! Ana grabs Molly again and whips her into the corner! Molly holds her back in pain! Ana runs up for a corner move but Molly jumps up and Ana runs into her boot! Molly comes out of the corner and quickly hits Ana with a swinging neckbreaker! The fans are on their feet! Molly gets on top of Ana and grabs her around the neck, choking her!
Steve White: Molly and Ana really taking it to each other now! Molly on top and she’s choking her right now!
Chuck Thompson: The intensity is so strong with all of these competitors! Whatever history these two have we’re seeing it right now!
Ana overpowers Molly and pins her down on the mat! She gets on top of Molly and Molly is trapped! Ana looks over Molly as the two come close on the mat but Molly gets a big punch to the head! Ana gets up and grabs Molly’s head, putting it between her legs and picking her up for the Zver Bomb! Molly is able to use her size to reverse it and lift Ana up, hitting her with a big back body drop! The fans go wild! Sara yells out of Ana! Ana uses the ropes to get up as Sara tags herself in! Sara comes in and start hitting Molly with an MMA combo! Sara can’t get the next one as Molly hits Sara with a big boot and she goes down hard! Molly lifts Sara up and plants her with a sidewalk slam! Molly points at Ana as she holds Sara by her hair! Ana is pissed but the ref controls the match. Molly drags Sara by her hair and tags in Azzurra! Azzurra gets to the top rope as Molly holds Sara up and Azzurra hits Sara with a meteora! Sara goes down and Azzurra covers her!
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Steve White: Molly and Sara working together! Azzurra with that huge meteora and she gets a near fall on Sara! Azzurra really doing a number on the mental focus of Sara and Ana here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Kill Team X will definitely not underestimate Azzurra again after this!
Azzurra points out to Ana then bounces off of the ropes and rolls on the mat, hitting Sara with a rolling thunder as the fans go wild! Ana is pissed off! Azzurra gets up and grabs Sara by the hair but Sara hoists Azzurra up and drives her into the corner hard! Azzurra makes the tag! Molly comes in and Molly and Sara start to trade blows! Sara uses her MMA elbow to get some distance but Molly uses her size and knocks Sara down! Molly wants the Boltcutter! Sara gets up and dives a right hand into Molly! Molly picks Sara up and plants her on the mat with a big scoopslam! The fans are on their feet! Molly starts to stomp out Sara on the mat! Sara tries to fight her way back up to her feet but Molly grabs her by the hair and yells in her ear then picks her up and plants her with a body drop! The fans go wild and Ana is enraged! Molly covers Sara as she looks at Ana with a smirk!
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Steve White: Molly using her size to take Sara out in that big skirmish and she gets a near fall as she looks directly at Ana on the apron!
Chuck Thompson: This one is amazing, Steve!
Molly grabs Sara again and pulls her up by her hair into a knee! We see Sara is bleeding from her mouth! Molly goes for another knee but Sara hits Molly in the face with a big right hand! Molly comes back but Sara hits her with an elbow! Sara hits Molly with a shoulder block then dive tags Ana into the mat! Molly gets up but Ana runs up and hits Molly with a massive spear! The fans are going wild! Molly stumbles to her feet as she holds her torso! Ana hoists Molly up on her back and slings her off on the mat! Ana with amazing strength goes nuts and yanks Molly back up on her back and slings her off onto the mat again! The fans are on their feet! Ana pins Molly down on the mat by her arms once again and gets up close, speaking inaudibles to her but Molly kicks Ana off of her! They get up and Molly clotheslines Ana down! Molly goes for another but Ana plants Molly with a huge spinebuster!
Steve White: Ana has SNAPPED and now she’s taking it to Molly Bolt! Molly is getting a beating right now from Ana!
Chuck Thompson: Aww shit! Here we go! The ring ain’t gonna be able to contain these two! Ana is going nuts right now!
Ana gets on top of Molly and starts beating her with massive punches and hammerfists! Molly is busted open! Ana gets up to her feet and pulls Molly in hitting her with a quick Zver Bomb in the centre of the ring! Ana turns around and Azzurra walks along the ropes like a tightrope and leaps off, hitting Ana with a meteora! The fans go wild! A hurt Sara limps into the ring and takes Azzurra out with Call of the Wild elbow strike! Azzurra is down and out! Molly forearms Ana in the back and she hits Sara! Sara falls through the ropes to the outside! Molly pulls Ana by the hair and goes for Boltcutter! Ana shoves Molly off into the ropes then hits her with Slavic Stunner on the way back! Molly is destroyed but Ana pulls her in and gets her in Wanderlust! Molly struggles in the hold! Azzurra and Sara are both out on the outside! Ana wrenches back and Molly is forced to tap out to Ana as Ana smirks!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and STILL the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Showtime Champion Sara Daniels and The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia… Kill Team X!
Steve White: It’s over! It’s over! Ana defeats her ex and Kill Team X retain! Azzurra with massive effort tonight and a real mind game and a half but she couldn’t capture the titles here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: What a match! Kill Team X are just TOO GOOD!
The ref tries to pry Ana off of Molly but she keeps Molly locked in the Wanderlust as Ana puts her out! Molly is out cold as the ref tries to help her! Sara yells at Molly while Ana chokes her out! Ana gets up and tosses Molly out of the ring as Sara hands her the title belt! Ana and Sara hold up their belts to a mixed reaction.
Steve White: Ana sending a message and choking Molly out cold there!
Chuck Thompson: What a display! Molly out cold and Kill Team X are victorious!
Ana and Sara celebrate in the ring as their music plays! They hold up their title belts as we fade out backstage.
We come into the backstage area where Brandon Bash is seen pacing up and down the area. Bash looks nervous as two security guards stand behind him. We see Fernandez Gomez walk through the hall way and Brandon Bash storm up to him and get into his face.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following main event contest is a mixed tag team match and it’s set for one single fall!
"I Will Not Bow" hits the PA System as multi coloured lights hits the arena and everyone in the crowd starts going nuts and crazy with cheers! Brianna Rissi appears on the stage and waves out to the screaming fans, performing some theatrics before she runs down the ramp and high fives the fans on her way down. She jumps up on the apron and flips her way into the ring where she makes her way to the ropes. Brianna celebrates against the ropes with the fans and makes her way to the ring, raising her arms and waiting for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: First up tonight… Making her way to the ring… She is the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
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ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he pointed his right index finger to the sky! Wilmer is rocking yellow and orange tie dye tights with a darker shade of yellow jester-style pointed toe boots with orange laces. Wilmer looked down at the ring as he lowered his right arm to be pointing down to it while nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then make his way down the ramp, skanking to the beat of the song as he did so. He slapped hands with fans along the way before he ran and slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He quickly pushes himself up to his feet. Wilmer would skank around the ring a little more around the ring before he would make his way over to a corner, getting in a few last second stretches before the match starts.
Illa Isabella: And next… her partner tonight… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And making her way to the ring… Their opponents… First… She is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… her partner tonight… The EHWF World Champion… Black Man!
The bell sounds and the fans are going NUTS! Black Man tells Alexandria to start and Brianna steps up. Brandon Bash is on the outside and we see Egar appear near the broadcast area as the fans GO WILD! The crowd is ready to explode as they erupt! Egar keeps a close eye! Brianna and Alexandria lock up! Alexandria with a right hand! Brianna with one of her own! Alexandria with a Muay Thai kick snapping right in Brianna’s side! Alexandria grabs Brianna by the head and the hair and pulls her over to the corner! Brianna breaks free and hits Alexandria with a powerful right then tosses her in the corner! Brianna starts hitting Alexandria with big corner thrusts! Brianna springs off of the middle ropes and swings a flying kick but Alexandria ducks it and flips across the ring to the ropes and goes for a springboard elbow! Brianna catches her with great strength and plants Alexandria with a body slam!
Steve White: These two are definitely no strangers to each other but Alexandria is yet to get a win over Brianna! These two fighting it out right now but Brianna with that massive slam just put Alexandria down!
Chuck Thompson: I’d watch these women if they were the only match on the card! I’d watch them if they were the only match for 4 hours! Look at these babes, Steve!
Brianna pulls Alexandria up and whips her into the corner hard! Alexandria goes up the turnbuckle and falls off as Brianna hugs her and hits her with a belly to belly! Brianna goes to bounce off of the ropes but Bash reaches in and trips her up! Brianna turns around and tells him off as Egar slowly walks over and Bash flees to the other side of the ring! Brianna turns around right into a dropkick from Alexandria! Alexandria quickly gets Brianna in a side headlock! The fans are on their feet! Brianna gets pulled up and Alexandria tosses her into the corner back first! Alexandria goes for a spinning back fist but Brianna ducks it! Alexandria turns around and Brianna plants Alexandria with a big spinebuster as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Brandon Bash interfering but the mysterious Egar keeping him honest as he has all night! The CPO are tattered at the moment which is gonna make this so much harder!
Chuck Thompson: Big power from Brianna there but Wilmer is itching to get into this match! He made his return last week and he wants to get at Black Man and Bash for putting him in the damn hospital! Wilmer looks more than focused now and he wants revenge tonight at Last Rites!
Black Man barks at Alexandria! Alexandria gets up but she gets sunken with a massive weighted punch to the midsection from Brianna! Brianna picks her back up but Alexandria with a slap! Alexandria rakes Brianna’s chest then steps up and hits Brianna with a chest kick! Alexandria dives over and tags in Black Man! Black Man rushes in and uses his size to shoulder block Brianna down to the mat hard! Black Man comes off of the ropes and shoulder checks Brianna back down to the mat once again! The fans are on their feet! Black Man waits for Brianna and boots her in the midsection! He then comes off of the ropes and then jumps up and goes for the scissor kick but Brianna dodges out of the way! Black Man turns around and Brianna dropkicks Black Man in the chest to the mat! Brianna springs to her feet and tags in Wilmer as the fans GO WILD! Black Man gets up and looks at Bash and they see the smirking Wilmer vault in the ring with a wild yell!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Wilmer is here! Wilmer is tagged in and he wants to get his hands on Black Man! Here it comes!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer looking intense right now! He wants Black Man and here WE GO!
Black Man and Wilmer start trading big right hands! They hit hard and they keep going and going! Black Man with a boot to Wilmer! Black Man follows up with a big elbow! Black Man comes off of the ropes but Wilmer hits him with a powerslam! Wilmer gets up and yells at the top of his lungs and beats his chest hard as the fans go wild! Black Man stumbles to his feet and Wilmer with great strength, plants Black Man with a spinebuster! Wilmer bounces off of the ropes and comes up, performing some theatrics and leaping in the air, hitting Black Man with a jumping legdrop! The fans go wild and Wilmer kicks up! Wilmer smirks and points out at Bash as Bash looks furious!
Steve White: Wilmer unloading on Black Man! Black Man doing his best there but Wilmer with all that pent up rage and aggression has made Black Man pay!
Chuck Thompson: And Bash might be next! This one is ready to boil over, Steve!
Black Man gets up but Wilmer hits him with a Superkick! The fans ERUPT! Egar cuts Bash off and pulls him off of the apron! Bash smacks his head on the way down! Wilmer quickly covers Black Man!
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Cliff Maxwell appears on the outside and he drags Black Man out! The fans drown the arena out with boos! Cliff gives Black Man and Bash a thumbs up as he helps Brandon Bash up as well! Wilmer looks pissed off! Black Man tries to recover on the outside! Egar runs up and hits Cliff with a running boot to the chest! It’s like a shotgun and Cliff is down, he’s breathless and struggling on the floor as Bash flees!
Steve White: What the fuck?! Wilmer had this one but Cliff Maxwell came out and saved Black Man! Egar just gave Cliff a massive boot to the chest for his troubles! What the heck is happening here tonight!?
Chuck Thompson: Shit! That boot was brutal! Egar keeping this one above board but Cliff clearly still trying to impress Brandon Bash and The CPO here tonight!
The ref leans out of the ring and yells at Egar! Brandon Bash slides in the ring but Wilmer launches at him! Bash quickly slides out! The fans go wild! Black Man comes back in and off the distraction he hoists Wilmer up and plants him with a massive sideslam! Black Man yells at Wilmer to get up! Wilmer slowly does and Black Man boots him in the gut and goes for Black Stunn! Wilmer stops him and tries to counter into the Lubrication Twist! Black Man elbows Wilmer in the head! Black Man goes for Black Boot but Wilmer ducks it! Wilmer with the Superkick again! Black Man ducks it! Black Man boots Wilmer in the gut and goes for Black Stunn but Wilmer launches Black Man away! Black Man dive tags Alexandria back in! Alexandria gets to the top rope and takes Wilmer down with a missile dropkick! The fans go WILD! Black Man yells out for Brandon’s help!
Steve White: Black Man hightailing it outta there as Alexandria come flying down from the sky and takes Wilmer out! Brandon Bash can’t do much as Egar is all over him on the outside!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer and Brianna aren’t letting this one get away from them and Egar is keeping this whole thing in check! Black Man and Brandon look nervous right now!
Alexandria hits Wilmer with a spinning backfist to the head! Wilmer is groggy but he doesn’t go down! Alexandria loses her temper and pulls him in for the Perfect Shot! Wilmer picks Alexandria up and rams her into the corner hard! Brianna tags in! Wilmer picks Alexandria up and Brianna comes in for the cutter, body drop combo! The fans LOSE IT! Bash gets up on the apron! Egar yanks him down and tosses him into the barricade as the fans cheer! Black Man yells in a rage and he rushes in, hitting Brianna with a hip and shoulder! Wilmer comes in and checks Black Man with a Superkick! Black Man hits the ropes! Wilmer beats his chest and screams out loud before running up and clotheslining Black Man over the top rope to the outside as both men fall and crash!
Steve White: Brianna back in! Bash down! Black Man down! Wilmer down! Black Man did a number on Brianna! Alexandria is up and she’s gonna follow up!
Chuck Thompson: The CPO have it right here!
Alexandria gets Brianna and plants her with a fameasser! The fans go WILD! Alexandria rolls to the apron! Alexandria starts to slowly climb to the top rope! Egar gets on the apron! Alexandria gets down a rope and kicks him off of the apron! Alexandria then climbs up and stands on the top rope! The fans go wild but they erupt as Brianna kicks up! Brianna runs up and leaps up onto the top rope! Alexandria is in shock! Brianna grabs Alexandria and launches her off of the top rope down to the mat with Un-Brieleavable! The fans ERUPT with cheers! Brianna hooks both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: The winners of this match… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky and the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
Steve White: THEY DID IT! Wilmer and Brianna defeat The CPO here tonight! Brandon Bash is gonna be PISSED!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer sends a massive message to Black Man! Brianna too much for Alexandria! Egar too much for Brandon Bash! Huge win!
Steve White: What a match!
Chuck Thompson : Its been pure chaos through the night and that match was just a cherry on top! Wait, what the hell..
Egar is standing in the ring staring at Black Man, Brandon Bash and Alexandria Kendrick. Wilmer and Brianna stand next to Egar and face off with the CPO. Instantly Wilmer attacks Black Man with a fury of punches and Brianna and Alexandria tumble over the ropes beating the hell out of each other on the outside. Wilmer whips Black Man into a turnbuckle stomach first and the crowd erupts as Wilmer runs towards Black Man and hits...
Steve White: The Wackness!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer's extracting some revenge tonight!
Brianna Rissi is moving the ring steps on the outside to a crawling Alexandria Kendrick. Wilmer can be seen throwing black man out of the ring. In the center of the ring Egar is holding Brandon Bash in a full nelson. Brandon is screaming as he is being forced to watch. Brianna pulls Alexandria up under arm as she stands over the ring steps. You can hear both Wilmer and Egar scream at her to “do it!”. With a smile and no hesitation she hits the Red Alert on Alexandria Kendrick over the steel ring steps. The crowed erupts at the chaos outside the ring.
Steve White: This is a car crash in slow motion Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: And to top this all off, Brandon Bash is in the ring being forced to watch the destruction!
Brandon Bash screams in the ring as he is forced to watch his team be dismantled. Wilmer can be seen stomping Black Man's body and singing “Old McDonald had farm”. Brianna now has Alexandra in a figure four leg lock and is howling in fury. Abruptly, a swarm of EHWF security guards come marching to the ring from the back.
Steve White: It looks like someone in the back has had enough!
Brianna and Wilmer get swarmed by several security guards who grab them. Other security guards grab both Black Man and Alexandria and assist them by carrying them off. As security guards surround the ring, Egar lifts Brandon Bash into the air and slams him in a half nelson slam. As the security rushes into the ring, Brandon Bash pulls what looks to be a yellow tow gun out of his pocket, points it at Egar and once he pulls the trigger, wires shoot out and attach themselves on Egar. Egar starts to convulse and falls to the ground.
Chuck Thompson: Oh! It looks like Bash planned ahead! That's a taser gun.
Egar attempts to get up and Bash pulls the trigger again. Egar rips the electrodes out of his body, but as he does this, Brandon loads another cartridge into the taser gun and shoots him again as he stands up off the mat.
Steve White: He finally got the best of Egar. He's grabbing a microphone now!
Brandon yanks a microphone out of someone's hand. As he attempts to speak, his deep breaths are heard. Once he composes himself he begins to speak.
Brandon Bash: I have asked and asked and asked! I don't do well with asking “Egar”. I want to know who you are! Since you won't tell me, I am gonna find out for myself. I am ripping that fucking mask off right now!
Brandon Bash again presses the trigger on the taser and again Egar convulses. Brandon then steps over the man's nearly motionless body and pulls at his mask. As he does the mask begins to rip and part of his face can be seen. His chin and beard start to pop through when suddenly the lights turn off across the arena.
Steve White: Not this again!
Chuck Thompson: Somebody get these stupid lights back on!
Red lights slowly come back on around the arena. Brandon Bash is now standing in the ring by himself and surrounding him is nothing but Wilmer Patacky, Brianna Rissi and an army of people in black suits and skin masks. Wilmer smirks and hands Brianna a mask. She stares at it for a moment and shrugs as if to say “fuck it, when in Rome” and she puts it on as does Wilmer. The crowed erupts.
Chuck Thompson: Well, I guess everyone's team Egar tonight!
Brandon Bash is in the middle of the ring. Screaming and shouting at all the masked people. As he does this, words can be seen on the screen at the entrance ramp.
As the fans erupts in shouts and cheers the screen begins to rearranged the name Egar to
Chuck Thompson: What the hell does that mean?
Steve White: I have no idea.
As Brandon sees this, his face goes white. He stares out into the crowd of masked people. As he does this, the ripped masked Egar is seen behind him holding a microphone.
Egar: You want to know? Here!
Egar rips his mask off the rest of his face. As he does his Brandon's face turns confused and angry. Eric Smith is seen in the ring and the crowd causes an earthquake from the sounds they make.
Steve White: It's the former Bad Blood champion and Hall of Famer!
Chuck Thompson: It's Eric “ The Rage” Smith! He's Egar! Or more appropriately, Rage! How can we have been so stupid!
Brandon Bash is now screaming at Eric Smith and keeps repeating one phrase over and over. Why? Eric's only answer is to run towards Brandon and land a hard kick to his chest, knocking him out cold.
Chuck Thompson: Breathless!
As he stands over Brandon Bash, the crowd erupts as the devil and I come over the PA system. Wilmer and Brianna both remove their masks and step in the ring and exchange handshakes with Eric Smith.
Steve White: Well that’s all we have time for tonight! What a night Last Rites was! Incredible! The CPO have a whole new problem on their hands and Eric Smith is BACK in EHWF baby! We’ll see you next week! Good luck. Good night and be safe!!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen… We welcome you to EHWF Last Rites. I’m Steve Thompson and I would personally like to welcome you to the EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater in Miami Florida. With the recent happenings in the world with COVID-19; we come to you from this 30000 square foot amazing state of the art facility with it’s 8 rings and it’s world class strength and conditioning and medical is designed to bring you the EHWF Superstars of the future. This is the athletic hub of the EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: On any given day there are 100+ athletes from all over the world, training here. Putting their heart and soul into everything they do with the ultimate goal being the privilege of performing for YOU. Everybody from Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, Sah’ta Thor, Thea Nefeli, Ronan, Zoe McDraven, Arcus D’Rocco - they have all walked through these doors and tonight they will return here, not to train but to do what they have been trained to do better than anyone else in the universe and that is entertain YOU!
Steve White: Now this show will be like no other we’ve had before. So sit back relax and if you can forget about the world around you for just a moment and let EHWF do what we do best; let us entertain you!
Chuck Thompson: Welcome to LAST RITES!
Steve and Chuck hold their arms out and present the empty arena as the music hits and the spotlights go on. We see the empty chair in the stands but also a bunch of monitors with fans who have FaceTime or Skyped in to watch tonight! Alexander Corvis’ voice comes over on the feed!
Alexander Corvis (V.O): Ladies and Gentlemen - Last Rites comes to you live from an empty EHWF Performance Gym and Amphitheater! It’s EHWF Last Rites and it’s presented by PROGRESSIVE, your first round choice for auto insurance!
Chuck Thompson: We welcome you to EHWF Last Rites! Tonight we have a huge night planned as some of the biggest and most brutal rivalries in EHWF are ready to combust here! Brandon Bash, Black Man and The CPO have been dominating EHWF recently - even putting their long time rival, Wilmer Patacky in the hospital. Last week Wilmer Patacky made a huge return with the help of the mysterious Egar and now The CPO are on the back foot as Wilmer Patacky, Egar and Brianna Rissi among others are mounting an offense against the faction! Tonight - Black Man and Alexandria Kendrick with Brandon Bash will fight Wilmer Patacky and Brianna Rissi with Egar in a huge Mixed Tag Team main event! This one is gonna be massive as this rivalry really heats up but all I want to know is just WHO Egar is under that mask?!
Steve White: That is going to be quite the encounter to witness but we have a MASSIVE 10 person Tag Team Match which will see Michael Rissi, Joanna Rissi, James Parker and The Bros. of Balance taking on Cliff Maxwell, Misty Vega, Chemic and The Regulators! Michael Rissi and Cliff Maxwell have had their issues where we saw Cliff attack Michael from behind after his match on Mayhem at the dare of Brandon Bash. Joanna and Misty are still going through it. Chemic with an ambush on James Parker last week and The Regulators and The Brothers of Balance are brand new rivals as they fought to a no contest last week! This match is gonna be massive!
Chuck Thompson: You’re right about that one Steve! Talking about the Tag Team matches - Azzurra Rissi shocked everyone on Monday Night Mass Murder where she revealed that Molly Bolt will be her tag team partner this week to take on Kill Team X for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships. Azzurra was bullied by Ana and Sara the past couple of weeks which lead her to challenge them for their tag team belts. Kill Team X scoffed at Azzurra and accepted, not expecting her to find a partner but Azzurra did one better and found Ana Somnia’s ex, Molly Bolt who will debut in EHWF tonight after attacking Sara Daniels last week on Mass Murder. With Kill Team X unfocused and eating a dose of their own medicine, could this new teaming of Azzurra and Molly really become Tag Team Champs tonight!?
Steve White: Zoe McDraven will defend her Hardcore Championship against Nina Chanel in a massive ladder match as both of these exciting high flyers are ready to go at it! Zoe is back on track and has some big wins now that she’s champ and wants to get back into the groove while Nina Chanel gets a big opportunity and wants to be taken seriously in EHWF. If Nina can do it here tonight then it’ll be huge for her but if Zoe retains then she proves that she’s 4 time champion for a reason! Don’t miss this one!
Chuck Thompson: Kori Argentum picked up some momentum on Monday Night Mass Murder and rode that momentum through to Mayhem where she was very critical of EHWF’s current champions - especially Solomon Graham! She wanted a shot at the Jr Heavyweight Championship and now she’s got it! Tonight - Kori will take on Solomon with the title on the line! Solomon wants that big defence now that he’s finally champ and wants to continue to prove that he’s as serious competitor while Kori needs this win and wants this title badly to show the world that she’s still got it! This is gonna be an exciting way to start the night, Steve!
Steve White: I can’t wait! Lets start this damn show!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 2 out of 3 falls match and it is for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: First Tonight… The challenger… Pure Perfection… Kori Argentum!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the intro ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to nothing but cheers and applause. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand, but soon he transfers the roll of tape to the other hand, before slowly raising it high in the air (to a massive pop, of course). He puts his hands on his hips before smirking and shaking his head in disbelief. After all he’s been through, all the grief and turmoil, and especially those devastating losses… the fans remain loyal to him. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to play to the fans, letting them know that they are “ENTIRELY too quiet!!” before pumping them up.
Once we hear some noise from them, he yells once again: “C’MON, I CAN’T FUCKIN’ HEAR YA!!!!” at which point the roof blows off the place. He then climbs the ring steps onto the apron, before wiping his feet. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and stares across at his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And her opponent tonight… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… The Paragon of Pro Wrestling… Solomon Graham!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Solomon Graham (c) vs. Kori Argentum
The bell sounds and the fans are on their feet for this one! Kori is insulting Solomon as they circle each other. They come in to lock up but she gets behind him and gets him in the waist lock! The fans are up and Kori twists into an armhold but Solomon tosses her into the corner hard with his arm! Solomon runs up for a corner move but Kori dives out of the way! Solomon’s back hits the corner and he yells in pain! Kori comes off of the middle then the top ropes with a flying dropkick, taking Solomon down! Kori wants the first fall here but Solomon is quick to get up using the ropes! Kori hits him with a snapping kick to the midsection! She hits another one then another then another! Kori with a high knee but she misses and Solomon counters with the sideslam!
Steve White: Kori spoke very critically of Solomon last week and think she can be a better Jr Heavyweight Champion. We’ll see if she’s right tonight!
Chuck Thompson: These two putting on a technical contest right now! Kori looking for a big win here but Solomon wants to keep to his winning ways!
Solomon picks Kori up and scoops her up on his shoulder! Solomon plants Kori on the canvas hard and she screams out as she gets tossed around! Solomon bounces off of the ropes and goes for an elbow but Kori rolls out of the way and he hits the mat! The fans are going wild! Kori runs up and hits a running hurricanrana on Solomon! Solomon is up but groggy and Kori boots him in the gut! Kori pulls Solomon in for a DDT but Solomon lifts her up and plants her down on the mat hard! Solomon takes a moment on the ropes! Solomon picks Kori up from her hair but she slaps him! Solomon responds with a big clothesline as he levels her! The fans are going wild as Kori is down!
Steve White: Kori is mounting an offensive attack right now and she’s keeping Solomon on the back foot here but she can’t really hold up her end when it comes to technical skill or size and reach advantage!
Chuck Thompson: Who cares! Kori is damn fine! Look at that body!
Solomon again picks Kori up and he whips her into the ropes! He goes for a clothesline on rebound but Kori ducks him! Kori does a cartwheel and bounces off of the ropes then hits Solomon with a springboard elbow right in the face! Solomon falls back! Kori runs up and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker! The fans are all on their feet! Kori backs off and starts climbing the ropes! Kori gets to the top! The fans are going wild! She leaps off for her Flawless Factor 450 Splash but she impacts with the canvas hard as Solomon moves out of the way at the last second! Kori is hurt! Solomon pulls her in off of that impact and hits her with Shattered Neck Brilliance! Solomon hits the leaping piledriver perfectly and he covers!
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Illa Isabella: Fall Number 1 has been Awarded to Solomon Graham!
Steve White: Kori slipping up there and Solomon makes her pay! Kori taking Shattered Neck Brilliance hard there and Solomon gets the first fall! Solomon needs one more to retain!
Chuck Thompson: That was huge there! Kori just not following along as closely as Solomon and Solomon made her pay with that huge move!!
The ref after some time has Kori in the corner, trying to help her up! The ref tells Solomon to back off as they take some time getting Kori back to her feet! She gets up and the ref calls it again! Solomon runs up and boots her into the corner then starts hitting Kori with corner stomps as she’s weakened and devastated! Solomon pulls her into The Grahamlock but he can’t get it! Kori with a desperate elbow! Kori then starts hitting Solomon with forearms as she breaks out! Solomon levels Kori with a hard lariat! Solomon goes for the cover but Kori with a snap kick to his head! Solomon falls back into the ropes! Kori forces herself up and hits Solomon with a running high knee to the head! Kori springs off of the middle ropes and drags a kick across Solomon’s chest! He falls to a knee and Kori sidekicks him in the head! She goes for another but Solomon ducks it and goes to lock her in The Grahamlock but he can’t get it! Kori screams and gets her leg up behind her as she low blows Solomon! The ref doesn’t see and Solomon falls to his knees! Kori then hits him with another sidekick to the head! Kori lines Solomon up as she comes off of the ropes and hits him with Argentum Gold while he’s kneeling! Both of her knees blast off Solomon’s face and head! Solomon stumbles around, bleeding from his nose and mouth but Kori rolls him up!
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Illa Isabella: Fall Number 2 has been Awarded to Kori Argentum!
Steve White: Kori with that massive combo and Argentum Gold is able to roll up Solomon for fall number 2! Now it’s anyone’s match and it all comes down to this!
Chuck Thompson: 2 out of 3 falls and the next fall wins it! Will Kori cash in the cheques that her mouth wrote or will Solomon prove himself further and retain?!
The ref takes a moment. Both are hurt, tired and bruised but he restarts this one as the fans are on their feet! Kori rushes Solomon and starts to hit him with forearms! Kori springboards off of the middle ropes for a flying kick but Solomon ducks it! Kori turns right into a big STO from Solomon as he uses his size to his advantage! He picks Kori up and tosses her in the corner! He goes for the corner clothesline but she dives out of the way and Solomon eats the corner! Kori springboards off of the middle ropes and goes for a flying Argentum Gold but Solomon ducks it and then counters with a big boot out of the air! Kori is down and Solomon covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the Jr Heavyweight Champion… The Paragon of Pro Wrestling… Solomon Graham!
Steve White: Solomon Graham gets it done! A great effort by Kori Argentum but Solomon just too good and just too quick tonight as he retains the Jr Heavyweight Championship! Great contest!
Chuck Thompson: Kori has got to eat her words now!
Solomon celebrates to his music! He gets up and holds the title belt up high as Kori Argentum is on the outside, looking disappointed and pissed off. Solomon holds up his title belt on the top turnbuckle as we fade out backstage.
A dark limo pulls into the garage of the arena building and a group of 10 security guards neatly stands in two even ranks. The limo pulls between them and one guard on each side opens a door. Black Man, Brandon Bash, Alexandria Kendrick and Ace Pena step out.
Steve White: Looks like The CPO is here!
Chuck Thompson: Bash sure does look grim! And the others look almost as bad.
Brandon Bash begins to speak to what looks like the head of the security group. Black Man appears to be having a serious conversation with Alexandria when Ace Pena attempts to interrupt them. He attempts multiple times and finally Black Man just gets frustrated.
Black Man: Ace! What the hell could be so important?! Unlike you, we have business in the ring tonight….
Black Man breaks off mid sentence and notices that Alexandria is looking in the same direction, looking slightly confused. The camera faces that way and two blurred figures in suites can be seen. As the camera begins to focus, Cowbell and Van Jam can be seen. Both men have an unusual look on their faces. Hate. Black Man and Alexandra cock their heads and begin to chuckle.
Chuck Thompson: Crotch taco time?!
Black Man: Oh look, it's the inbred version of Spongebob and Patrick. Tell me boys,do you just feel like having a bad night tonight or have you both been huffing behind the trailer lately?
At this time Bash can be heard chuckling in the background along with the rest of the CPO and security team. Both Cowbell and Van Jam look at each other and then pull masks out of their pockets. It's the same skin mask that Egar wears. Brandon Bash appears to be speechless for half a second.
Brandon Bash: Take them the fuck out! Pena! You too!
Steve White: No time for crotch tacos!
As Pena and the security team move in on Van Jam and Cowbell, what appears to be 20 more people in identical suits and masks step out of the shadows. The CPO looks shook.
Chuck Thompson: I don't think they want tacos…
Steve White: Yeah, I got that. What the heck is this!?
In the blink of an eye Cowbell knocks out Pena and Van Jam takes on five security guards as the rest of the suited and masked people take out the rest of security. Brandon Bash, Black Man and Alexandria Kendrick take off immediately.
Chuck Thompson: They left Ace Pena!
The camera pans around the area and everyone of the security members is down. Van Jam removes his mask and pulls out a cellphone.
Van Jam: Its done. Yeah. Sending the message now.
As he hangs up the phone the masked person who appears to be Cowbell picks Ace Pena up. As this is going on the rest of the masked crew begins to demolish the limo with sledge hammers, trash cans and whatever else they can find. Van Jam slashes the tires and then proceeds to pull the driver out and shoves him away.
Steve White: The CPO left their man and their vehicle! I don't think this ends well.
Cowbell throws Pena on the roof of the limo and climbs on the top. He once again picks Pena up but places him in between his legs and pulls him up in a pile driver position. During this Van Jam also climbs up. As Cowbell drops Pena on his head, Van Jam assists and drives Aces body down even harder.
Chuck Thompson: I think the message has been sent.
Cowbell and Van Jam climb off the vehicle and walk away from the scene as the camera zooms on Ace Pena. His face a bloody mess and his body limp.
Steve White: Somebody call medical!
Chuck Thompson: Bah Gawd!
We fade out from the scene back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a ladder match and it’s for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and makes way for the entrance of Nina Chanel. The fans cheer as Nina Chanel comes out in the smoke and lights and does a sexy pose on the stage. Nina comes down the ramp and points at some fans then runs down the ramp and gets into the ring. Nina gets to the corner and raises both of her arms then waits for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The challenger… Nina Chanel!
Soft pink lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Illa Isabella: And her opponent tonight… The EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Zoe McDraven (c) vs. Nina Chanel
The fans are going wild as Nina and Zoe bump fists in the centre of the ring. They tie up and Nina gets Zoe in a headlock! Zoe counters it into a hammerlock from behind! Nina twists her arm out of it and gets Zoe in a wrist lock but Zoe turns it into an armdrag! The fans go wild! Zoe boots Nina in the midsection then turns her around and tosses her into the corner! Zoe runs up but Nina jumps and Zoe runs into her boot! Nina then runs up and hits Zoe with a big swinging neckbreaker! Zoe is down and Nina slides out of the ring and slides in a couple of ladders as all of the fans go wild!
Steve White: These two women are going at it right now! They’re really beating each other up but the only way to win is to climb a ladder and unhook the title belt!
Chuck Thompson: Nina off to a great start and now she’s sliding in some ladders!
Nina sets up a ladder under the title belt but Zoe boots her in the side and grabs her by the neck, running up with her and stepping up onto the middle and top ropes, hitting Nina with a big cutter as Zoe shows off her experience! Zoe grabs the ladder and fixes it’s position! Zoe starts to climb as the fans go wild but Nina runs up and smacks Zoe in the back with the other ladder! Zoe falls down! Nina goes for another ladder shot but Zoe ducks it! Zoe turns around and dropkicks the ladder into Nina! Zoe gets up and slides outside, brining in a third ladder into the mix! The fans are on their feet now! Zoe picks Nina up and goes for Zoeplex on the ladder but Nina lands on her feet and boots Zoe in the back then hits Zoe with a cradle slam back first onto the ladder! Zoe yells out in pain and Nina takes a second to rest!
Steve White: Nina Chanel putting in a lot of effort tonight because she knows she needs to win this one! Hardcore Championship on the line as these two brutalise each other with the ladders!
Chuck Thompson: Both of these fine ass ladies want this win! Nina wants it to prove herself and Zoe wants it to show that she has what it takes! Zoe doesn’t want to lose in her first defence!
Nina gets onto the ladder and starts climbing! Zoe senses danger! The fans all go wild! Nina gets to the top and grabs the title belt! Zoe quickly gives chase and punches Nina at the top of the ladder right before she can unhook the belt! Zoe and Nina trade blows at the top of the ladder! They rock the ladder and both women topple it and fall, crashing to the mat as the fans go wild! They try and fight their way up to their feet using the ropes! Zoe springboards off of the ropes and goes for a flying kick! Nina ducks it and jumps up on the next ladder! She climbs a couple of rungs and then moonsaults off onto Zoe as the fans all go wild!
Steve White: WOW! Nina Chanel, massive moonsault off of that ladder and that’s what she needs to do if she wants to win this one!
Chuck Thompson: The fans love it right now! They’re on their feet as we’re watching two of the most exciting competitors in pro wrestling go at it right now!
Nina goes and picks Zoe up from the mat after that big moonsault! Zoe out of desperation rams Nina into the corner hard! Nina yells out in pain! Zoe is still hurting! Nina pulls Zoe in for Designer DDT! She can’t get it! Zoe twists behind her and goes for Kinetic Energy but Nina flips Zoe! Nina gets Zoe from behind but Zoe lands on her feet! Zoe with an arm drag but Nina cartwheels out of it! Nina boots Zoe in the midsection and hits her with a Designer DDT! The fans go wild! Nina is hurt and tired but she has to force herself up the ladder! Zoe tries to get up but she’s out of it after that one! The fans are going wild as Nina crawls to the ladder!
Steve White: BOOM! Designer DDT! Nina takes control! She’s hurt but she’s crawling to the ladder! Nina is gonna win this one! She’s gonna be champ!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe is hurt but she’s stirring! Zoe knows she needs to get up so Nina needs to recover and make it damn quick!
Nina grabs the bottom of the ladder and slowly starts to climb it! The fans are all on their feet! Nina slowly climbs it and gets to the top! Zoe knows she’s in crisis and limps over, toppling one of the ladders against the one that’s set up! Zoe comes off of the ropes then runs up the ladder like a ramp! Zoe jumps off of it and is able to hit Nina with a Supernova diving kick as she grabs the belt! Nina falls from the top of the ladder and plummets down hard right onto the ladder on the mat! Nina screams in agony as her back takes huge impact! Zoe almost falls but she clings onto the next ladder! Zoe reaches across and unhooks the Hardcore Championship as the fans go wild! Nina Chanel is in pain on the mat as she can’t get up!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Zoe kicked Nina in the face and send her crashing down from the top of the ladder back first onto another ladder! Zoe retains but Nina might be hurt after that one!
Chuck Thompson: That was a massive impact and Nina is in pain right now but Zoe did what she had to, to retain here tonight!
Zoe comes down and celebrates with the title belt. Zoe sees the ref and an EMT checking on Nina on the mat as her back took a mean bump after that one! Zoe comes over and leans down, checking on Nina.
Steve White: Zoe checking on Nina right now! Nina looks hurt! This is not good at all!
Zoe leans down and checks on Nina with the other two. Thea Nefeli runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. Thea gets down close to Nina and talks to her but Nina is in a lot of pain! The ref and the EMT start to check Nina over. Zoe checks as well but Thea stands up and shoves Zoe! The fans get to their feet as Zoe doesn’t know what’s up! Zoe looks confused but Thea gets in her face!
Steve White: Thea Nefeli is out here checking on her best friend but she’s getting in Zoe’s face right now! What’s going on?!
Thea Nefeli: What the heck is your problem!? What’s wrong with you? Why would you do that!? You’ve really hurt her!
Zoe McDraven: What’re you talking about? We were having a match!
Thea Nefeli: Well congratulations on retaining… You’ve damn near broken her back! I hope it was worth it…
Zoe McDraven: Are you serious right now?!
The ref, EMT, Zoe and Thea all continue to check on Nina who is moaning in pain and holding her back! 2 more EMTs arrive to take Nina out of the ring as Thea holds her hand and talks to her. Thea glares at Zoe again and once more gets in her face.
Thea Nefeli: You’ve done enough… You don’t need to be here right now.
Zoe stands up and takes a few steps back to the corner. Thea looks pissed off as she helps the EMTs help Nina outside onto a gurney frame outside.
Steve White: Well Nina is clearly hurt here tonight and Thea having an exchange and getting in the face of Zoe because of it! An amazing match but what a way to end it!
They help Nina and wheel her away as the fans cheer for her. Thea follows behind and gives a dirty look back at Zoe in the ring who looks confused and worried. We fade out backstage.
We come into the backstage interview area where Patricia Downs is waiting with a microphone.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Joining me are my guests at this time… Michael and Joanna Rissi!
The fans watching on the tron roar with cheers as both Michael and Joanna step onto the interview platform.
Patricia Downs: Thank you both for joining me. You both have a big 10 man elimination tag team match coming up next… There is a lot in this one for sure. How do you feel?
Michael Rissi: No doubt there’s a lot in it but the only person I want in this match is Cliff Maxwell… Cliff who has been bagged by Brandon Bash and The CPO has now seemed to have become their lackey? Last week after my match he attacks me, hits me in the head with a baseball bat and blinds me with an aerosol can. This is after I went through a brutal Mayhem Park match against 5 other men. It’s nice to know that Brandon Bash and Black Man see me as a threat even though they refuse to say it but it’s even more sad to see Cliff Maxwell become their bitch.
Joanna Rissi: And it seems like Misty Vega is just never going to leave me alone. We’re always going to be entangled in rivalry somehow. Well tonight, hopefully I get to put her away yet again.
Patricia Downs: And your partners tonight?
Michael Rissi: I’m not worried about our partners tonight - they can do them and we’ll do us. The only thing on my mind tonight is beating the living crap out of Cliff Maxwell for what he did to me last week and sending a message right back to The CPO. After what I do to Cliff tonight, not only will Bash and Black Man realise that Cliff is a pussy but they’ll also remember not to fuck with me.
Joanna Rissi: The CPO already have enough to deal with, with Wilmer, Brianna and this Egar guy on their cases - why the heck would they want to target Michael and I, knowing just what Michael could do to them…
Michael Rissi: Adding Cliff Maxwell to their lineup isn’t going to save them - I’d hate to say it but even The CPO could do so much better… Regardless, tonight, Cliff Maxwell gets the shit beaten out of him courtesy of me.
Michael and Joanna walk off the platform, leaving Patricia there as we cut back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest tonight is a 10 person elimination tag team match!
"Regulate" by Warren G hits the announce speakers as booing is showered down upon two large African American males, Greg Davis and Da Monsta, as they hit the stage. Da Monsta glares out into the sea of attendees with a snarl that could kill while Greg Davis tosses up the 'West Coast' sign. The two side by side stroll down to the ring. Greg Davis leaps onto the apron and over the top rope while Da Monsta walks up the ring stairs and steps over the top rope. Both men, dressed in black gear stand there, middle of the ring, not saying a word as they take in the fans disgust for them.
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… The Regulators!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And their partner tonight… Chemic!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And next… Misty Vega!
We see two guys come out and roll out a red carpet. Then, Ghost’s “Majesty” plays, and everyone boos, knowing what comes next. Out comes Cliff Maxwell, who is wearing his trademark scarf and shades. Out he comes and we that he is not only surrounded by pretty girls but we also see that the Paparazzi is following him. He makes his way down to the ring, going for high fives from the fans, but pulls away last minute, causing for hatred from the fans. He climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does the universally known gesture for “Up Yours!!” before jumping off the turnbuckle, spinning in mid air, landing feet first and facing the turnbuckle opposite him and leaning against the turnbuckle he just jumped from.
Illa Isabella: And finally… their partner… Cliff Maxwell!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and white trousers with a blue and white mask with black gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Illa Isabella: And now their opponents… First up tonight… The Brothers of Balance!
Parker walks out onto the stage dressed in trunks, sporting a jacket and he walks down to the ring confidently. He walks up the ramp, stepping between the ropes and heads into the corner to climb the ropes. Once stood on the middle turnbuckle, he outstretches his arms, lifting his head to the sky.
Illa Isabella: And their partner… next… James Parker!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… Joanna Rissi!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And finally… their partner… Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Michael Rissi & Joanna Rissi & James Parker & The Brothers of Balance (Lord Raab & Konrad Raab) vs. Cliff Maxwell & Misty Vega & Chemic & The Regulators (Greg Davis & Da Monsta)
The bell sounds and Greg is going to start this one off with Konrad. The fans are going wild for all of the stars and all of the intensity. The two circle each other for a moment and come in to lock up but Konrad gets around Greg and gets him in a waist lock! Greg elbows Konrad in the face and gets out of it. Greg turns around and levels Konrad with a massive clothesline! Konrad is down and Greg starts yelling at him on the mat! Greg picks up Konrad and scoops him up on his shoulder then plants him with a big slam on the mat! Greg picks Konrad up by his head and walks him over but Konrad starts hitting Greg with wild boxing combos! Greg swings, Konrad ducks! Konrad gets a big right hand in and then dives over and tags in James Parker! James Parker runs in but Greg out of nowhere pops James up on his back and hits him with a big Samoan Drop! The fans go wild and Greg tags in Chemic!
Steve White: Konrad starting this one out with his rival Greg Davis as both The Brothers of Balance and The Regulators will be trying to impress tonight to get a shot at the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
Chuck Thompson: Greg doing damage there but James Parker coming in now and he’s going to do battle with the man that attacked him last week, Chemic!
Chemic grabs James by his hair and picks him up into a knee! Chemic then whips James into the corner! Chemic runs at him but James jumps up and Chemic hits his boot! James then runs over and takes Chemic’s leg out! The fans are on their feet! Parker picks Chemic up and wants the Parker Slam but Chemic gets off of him and shoves him into the ropes! Parker comes back and Chemic takes Parker out with a big boot! Parker is down and he’s holding his face! Chemic gets Parker in a headlock! Parker hoists Chemic up on his back but Chemic rakes his face and gets off of him! Chemic turns Parker around and boots him in the gut then pulls him in and hits him with Chemical Plant, dumping Parker on his neck hard! Chemic covers!
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Illa Isabella: James Parker has been eliminated!
Steve White: Chemic gets one over James Parker as he eliminates him first here tonight with that huge Chemical Plant! It’s now a 4 on 5 match!
Chuck Thompson: Huge from Chemic there as he takes out Parker! The fans are on their feet but this one is far from over!
Konrad quickly runs back into action! Konrad gets around Chemic and hoists him up, planting him with a big cradle slam! Konrad picks Chemic back up and tosses him into the corner! Konrad springs off of the middle then the top ropes and flies through the air, hitting Chemic with a big springboard dropkick! Chemic is down! Konrad grabs him around the waist and hoists him up for Frozen Pin but Chemic elbows out of it! Konrad falls and Chemic hits him with a lariat! Chemic dive tags in Greg Davis to the match! Konrad ducks a swing from Greg! He hits Greg with a right hand then another then another then another! Konrad climbs to the top rope and flies off for a double axe handle but Greg catches Konrad mid air! Konrad is shocked! Greg plants Konrad with a massive powerslam and the fans go wild as Greg covers!
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Illa Isabella: Konrad Raab has been eliminated!
Steve White: That was HUGE for Greg Davis and The Regulators! Greg and Konrad battling it out but Greg using his size and power to take Konrad out and get the elimination right there!
Chuck Thompson: Regulators get another one over The Brothers there but now it’s even worse as it falls to 3 on 5!
Konrad is eliminated but Lord Raab is pissed off! Lord Raab comes into the ring and hits Greg with a right hand! He hits Greg with another then another then another then hits Greg with a massive uppercut! Greg hits the ropes then stumbles into a big boot from Lord Raab! Greg hits the mat after that one! Lord grabs him around the neck and wants Chokinator but Greg elbows Lord Raab off of him! Greg hits Lord Raab with right hand after right hand then comes off of the ropes and takes Lord Raab down with a back body drop! Greg finally hits Lord Raab with a Samoan Drop! The fans are on their feet as he cover!
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Lord Raab kicks out! Greg gets up as Misty yells for him to put Lord Raab away! Greg turns back to Lord Raab! Lord Raab grabs Greg by the neck and gets up! Greg is in shock as he gets planted with Chokinator out of nowhere! Lord Raab covers him!
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Illa Isabella: Greg Davis has been eliminated!
Steve White: Big Chokinator there as Lord Raab gets revenge for Konrad and eliminates Greg Davis! This one is really heating up now!!
Chuck Thompson: Lord Raab so impressive and angry there as he gets some revenge for Konrad and gets one back at The Regulators! Lord Raab brings it back to a 3 on 4 for his team tonight!
Da Monsta is screamed at by Misty as he rushes into the ring and takes Lord Raab out with a big hugging body block! Da Monsta uses his size to rip Lord Raab from the mat and then plant him with a massive powerslam! The fans are all on their feet! Da Monsta grabs Lord Raab but Lord Raab slaps him away and starts hitting Da Monsta with big right hands! Lord Raab hits Da Monsta with a big uppercut and he’s stunned! Da Monsta comes off of the ropes and Lord Raab hits him with a big boot to the skull! Lord Raab comes off of the ropes and hits Da Monsta with a splash using all of his weight! Da Monsta stumbles out of the corner and Lord Raab goes for Killerbuster but Da Monsta is too heavy and Da Monster easily picks Lord Raab up and plants him with End of Regulation! Lord Raab is done!
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Illa Isabella: Lord Raab has been eliminated!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Da Monsta just too big and strong! That was so impressive! Lord Raab is out and now it’s just Michael and Joanna in a 2 on 4!
Chuck Thompson: This isn’t gonna be easy for The Rissi’s tonight! The Regulators defeat The Brothers of Balance which speaks volumes for that rivalry!
Da Monsta gets up. Misty and Cliff clap but they look on in shock straight after as Michael Rissi sprints into the ring and takes out Da Monsta with a huge spear! The fans go BERSERK! Cliff yells at Misty and Misty yells at Da Monsta to get up! Da Monsta gets up and uses his size to toss Rissi away! Da Monsta grabs Michael and whips him into the corner! Michael comes off of the corner hard and goes up then back down into the ring where Da Monsta uses his massive with to take Michael out with a big body block! Da Monsta knows he needs to keep it up so he gets Michael up and plants a massive palm on his back to take the wind out of him! Da Monsta hoists Michael up for a powerbomb but Michael reverses it into a hurricanrana and the fans get to their feet! Da Monsta gets up but gets planted with a big spinebuster as the fans go nuts for the show of strength by Michael! Da Monsta is down! Michael pop-pops for the fans then bounces off of the ropes and drops a pop pop elbow on Da Monsta’s head! Da Monsta gets up all groggy as Michael with super strength, hoists the big man up on his back and hits him with Rissi Slam! Everyone is shocked and Michael covers while he looks at a nervous Cliff Maxwell on the apron!
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Illa Isabella: Da Monsta has been eliminated!
Steve White: SHIT! Michael Rissi running through Da Monsta there! Da Monsta doing his best to throw Rissi around but Michael Rissi with that awesome strength puts the giant away!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is not human! It’s back to a 2 on 3 and if you’re Chemic, Cliff and Misty, you want to stop Michael ASAP!
Cliff and Misty begin to argue. They both bark at Chemic who comes into the ring! Chemic and Michael start trading blows! Michael starts to win out until Chemic elbows him in the face! Michael stumbles back! Chemic gets Michael in a headlock! Michael flips Chemic on the mat! Michael points to his bandaged up shoulder and points at Cliff on the apron! Chemic gets up and hits Michael with a big boot! Michael falls back into the corner! Chemic runs up for a splash! Michael dives out of the way! Chemic turns around and Michael pops him up then hits him with a European uppercut on the way back down! Chemic is stunned! Michael comes off the ropes! Chemic quickly spits a green mist! Michael ducks it then hits Chemic with a jumping uppercut! Chemic stumbles around right into a Superkick! Michael quickly covers him!
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Illa Isabella: Chemic has been eliminated!
Steve White: Chemic, no chance against Michael Rissi as Michael takes him out with that flurry of offense! Cliff Maxwell is losing it on the apron! Michael is pointing to his head and his bandaged shoulder and pointing at Cliff! Michael wants revenge for last week!
Chuck Thompson: Michael called Cliff a lackey for Brandon Bash! Cliff looks nervous now as it’s a 2 on 2 here! If you’re Bash and Black Man then you’re watching this one really carefully for so many reasons!
Misty and Cliff argue with each other on who goes in next! Michael runs up and tosses Cliff in the ring! Cliff gets up and tries to talk his way out of it but Michael clotheslines Cliff! Cliff is up but Michael puts him right back down! Cliff is up! Michael points to his head and his shoulder and yells at Cliff then he clotheslines him and sends him flipping in the air! Michael roars and gets ready to end Cliff! Michael hoists Cliff on his back but Cliff thumbs Michael in the eye! Cliff bounces off of the ropes off of his back and boots Michael in the back! Cliff dives into the corner and tags in Misty! Misty leaps off of the ropes but Michael catches her midair and drops her in his corner! Misty holds her chest and chin after that one! Michael tags in Joanna and the fans go WILD! Michael whips Misty into the ropes then he whips Joanna and she hits Misty with a running heel kick! Misty goes down! Michael then picks Joanna up and tosses her on Misty with an aided splash!
Steve White: Misty Vega coming into this one but Michael brings in Joanna after Cliff hightailed it out of there! Michael and Joanna working together with tag team offence as husband and wife take out Misty in a big way!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff doesn’t want to look stupid in front of Bash now! Cliff was in the ring with Michael for a few moments but he quickly go out! Cliff needs to think of something right now!
Joanna grabs Misty but Misty slaps her! Misty with a snapmare on Joanna! Misty comes off of the ropes and drop-kicks Joanna in the back Joanna cries out! Misty is able to kick her up to a leaning back! Misty then springs off of the ropes and goes for a springboard kick! Joanna ducks it! Joanna goes for Celestial Shot! Misty ducks it! Misty goes for Mist Effect but Joanna ducks that as well as the fans go wild! Joanna hits Misty with the Rissi Roundhouse! The fans go wild! Misty falls to her knees and Joanna comes off of the ropes and hits Misty in the head with Final Strike! Misty is down and Joanna covers her!
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Illa Isabella: Misty Vega has been eliminated!
Steve White: Oh shiiit! Misty Vega is eliminated by Joanna Rissi! Cliff Maxwell is on his own now in the 2 on 1 against The Rissi’s! Not the way he saw this one going!
Chuck Thompson: What the heck is he gonna do now! Do you think Bash will come and help him?!
Cliff quickly runs in and hits Joanna in the back with an axe handle before she can tag Michael in! Cliff grabs her by her hair and insults Michael on the apron as he smirks! Michael goes nuts with rage and tells Cliff to fight him! Cliff gets Joanna in the Graham Lock! He tries to hurt her but it’s not fully locked in! The boos get loud and Joanna breaks an arm free and elbows Cliff in the face! Cliff hits Joanna with a right hand! Joanna responds! They trade blows! Cliff gets behind and goes for the Graham Lock again! He can’t get it! Joanna raises her boot behind and low blows Cliff! Joanna hits Cliff with Celestial Shot and then dive tags in Michael Rissi! The fans go NUTS! Cliff turns around in pain but he’s levelled with a massive Spear!
Steve White: Spear! Spear! Spear! Cliff thought he could get at Michael through hurting Joanna but she got one over on him and tagged in her husband who just speared Cliff out of his boots!
Chuck Thompson: Cliff is not in a good position now and Michael looks even more PISSED!
Michael gets on top of Cliff and starts beating him with big right hands as Cliff is busted open! Michael gets up and roars out to the fans as she shakes the top rope! Cliff stumbles up to his feet! Michael hoists Cliff up on his back but Cliff thumbs Michael in the eye! Cliff gets off of his back and rakes his back! Michael turns around and Cliff hits Michael with a running big boot! Michael falls back in pain! Cliff reaches in his boot and grabs a pair of brass knuckles! The fans boo! Joanna yells out to Michael to warn him! Cliff goes for Power Punch! Michael ducks it and Cliff hits the ropes! Joanna holds the ropes and kicks Cliff in the head then kicks his hand and the brass knuckles fall to the outside! Cliff looks back in shock then turns back to Michael who pops him up on his shoulders with great strength then throws him in the air as Cliff falls onto a double knee facebuster - with Michael hitting the Hazard Dawn! Cliff is down and bleeding on the mat! Michael covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The Brothers of Balance… James Parker… Joanna Rissi and Michael Rissi!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Cliff trying to stay alive there but Michael Rissi made him pay! I wonder what Brandon Bash thinks of that!
Chuck Thompson: It started out so well but Michael Rissi with the impressive win for his team there! If Cliff was auditioning to be in The CPO - I don’t think Brandon will score him that well…
Michael grabs Cliff from the mat and tosses him out of the ring! Michael then hoists up Joanna on his shoulder and they raise their arms in victory as his music plays. The fans go wild as Michael points out at the entrance and we cut backstage.
Steve White: Ladies and gentleman, we have reports from the back that chaos has ensued!
The cameras quickly change and the hallways of the arena can be seen. More of what looks like Brandon Bash's security team can be seen fighting more suited and masked persons. But this time, they appear to be getting the better of the people that are masked.Stephen Sebastian can be seen powering his way through multiple people.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like we know how they are getting the upper hand this time around!
Stephen Sebastian grabs one of the security members and begins to shout instructions to him.
Stephen Sebastian: Get Bash, Black Man and Alex out! We have cleared enough out to get them to safety!
The man obeys and runs off in a different direction. But for some reason all the masked people stop fighting and just stare at Sebastian.
“Boy, no place is safe tonight. Don't you know the devils here?”
All the masked people line up on the walls and three people can be seen down the hall slowly walking towards the camera...
Steve White: Cowbell, Van Jam and I believe that's the real Egar!
Van Jam and Cowbell put on their masks and start to walk forward but Egar stops them.
Egar: I want this one.
Egar looks at Sebastian and cocks his head and appears to stare at him for several moments..
Egar: I hear you go by the monster of rage. Tell me something boy, what do you know of Rage?
Without hesitation or warning Stephen Sebastian runs at Egar. Egar also runs towards him but before Sebastian can even react, Egar boots him in the face and Sebastian falls to the ground.
Steve White: He put the big man down!
Chuck Thompson: Down but not out! Hes still moving!
Egar squats next to Sebastian barley moving body. Blood is slowly trickling out of his nose. Egar backs up about 15 feet and comes running at Sebastian again but this time he punt kicks him in the face. Blood splatters on the wall and on the floor as Sebastian falls limp into a puddle of his own blood.
Steve White: You were saying Chuck?
“Who are you!?”
The camera faces down the hall towards the voice that was just heard. Brandon Bash is in the middle of the hall looking irate.
Brandon Bash: I said, who the fuck are you?!
“WE ARE LEGION!”
Every suited and masked person faces Bash and repeats the phrase over and over.
“WE ARE LEGION! WE ARE LEGION! WE ARE LEGION!”
Egar stands in the middle of the hall with his hands raised out to his side and faces Bash.
Steve White: Well, it looks like the odds are even. There's no way the CPO can weasel their way out of the main event now!
“WE ARE LEGION! WE ARE LEGION! WE ARE LEGION!”
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest tonight is a tag team match and it’s for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
Azzurra Rissi's music hits and the fans get up and start making some noise. Azzurra comes out and looks either side of the stage first before making their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get up the steel steps and look out at the fans before they get into the ring and raise their arms while they wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: First up tonight… Azzurra Rissi!
Molly Bolt comes out on the stage as the fans cheer. She comes out with a smirk on her lips as she points out to the cheering fans and makes her way down the ramp. Molly comes down slowly and stops at the ring, looking back and smiling before walking up the steel steps and making her way in the ring. The fans are going wild as Molly raises her arms and signals around her waist before coming up to Azzurra and talking it over before their match.
Illa Isabella: And her partner… Making her EHWF debut… Molly Bolt!
day or night, the end is close
so keep on talking, keep on fight
so keep on talking, keep on fight
day or night, the end is close
so keep my bullet in the bottle of wine
so keep my bullet in the bottle of wine
Bass and drums strut through the P.A. system as vibrant white lights flash and siren throughout the arena. By the time the opening lines of “Sick Week” by the Jack Wood join these instruments, two shorter, but muscular frames saunter through the curtain and onto the stage, which has become enveloped by fog up to the knees. Stepping to the outsides of the top of the ramp but in line with one another, EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION ANA SOMNIA and EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM and SHOWTIME CHAMPION SARA DANIELS look out on their respective sides of the venue. As they do so, the clips of their violence transitions into a wall of text where an arterial red pair of intersecting slashes tear through the center, as if done by an animal.
The former dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. Her knee pads offer arterial red slashes in the shape of the letter X, as if left there by an articulate creature with scathingly sharp claws. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as arterial red laces hanging untied from either side. The KTX sigil is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a black leather moto jacket closed most of the way. Her EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her waist. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
The latter sports a black and red pair of boyshorts with black and red boots and knee pads, as well as black fishnet stockings. Her knee pads, too, are adorned by the same X slashes on Somnia’s knee pads. She also wears a black and red sports bra-styled wrestling top with leather façades, the KTX logo over the left side of her chest like a badge. Around both wrists, Sara wears extensive black taping, including dorsal crosses as well. Additionally, she wears a black cropped racer jacket and a backward black South African Rugby Union snapback hat. Beneath the hat, her blonde hair is braided back and hangs two low pigtail-styled braids. The most salient piece of her attire, however, is the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP wrapped around her waist and the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP slung over her shoulder.
In sync, they roll their shoulders back and get into a more combative stance to shadow box briefly. Next, they sway toward the center of the ramp as they turn to one another and stand nearly toe-to-toe. Nodding to each other, they smirk as there is a short pause in the music. Once the music returns, KILL TEAM X begin their journey down the entrance ramp with Daniels playfully and motivationally slapping Somnia on her backside. Their movements are purposeful, and their gazes are glued to the ring ahead. Confidence pours out of every imperious movement the two make as they continue down the ramp and approach ringside without having paid the capacity crowd another moment’s time.
The female lead vocalist of the Jack Wood whispers a reiteration of a lyric and ignites a crescendo as the power couple reaches ringside and hastily bicycle their knees on opposite sides of the ring as they swing up onto their aprons on one knee. On the far side, Sara rises to her feet and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose while smirking proudly. On the near side, Somnia mirrors the motion; first, however, she rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side to enter into the aforementioned pose.
With authority, they swing themselves into the ring under the middle rope and turn toward one another with a grin. Here, they storm in opposite directions, Somnia from the side nearest the hard camera to the far right corner and Daniels from the far side from the hard camera to the near left corner. They stomp up onto the middle rope and each hike a leg up onto the top rope while Sara hoists her EHWF SHOWTIME and WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS high overhead and Somnia hoists up her EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP, her chin tilted up while she bares her teeth. She then rotates her forearms forward and out, around behind her with her palms facing outward and her thumbs and first two fingers stretched out, the remaining four fingers hanging limply. At the same time, she bows her head forward to smirk nefariously and sneer ominously up through her furrowed brow.
As the conclusion to the chorus of the song playing over the P.A. system arrives, Kill Team X seem to maintain their perfect synchronization (without even having one another in their field of view) by hopping off of the middle rope and strutting to the center of the ring, where Ana reaches her hand around the back of Sara’s neck and pulls her in so they can both bow their heads forward and press their foreheads together, eyes closed. When they separate from this embrace, they conclude the removal of their auxiliary gear and their title belts so as to prepare finally for their match, for which they champ at the bit awaiting the bell.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Their Opponents Tonight… They are the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Showtime Champion Sara Daniels and The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia… Kill Team X!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Kill Team X (c) vs. Azzurra Rissi & Molly Bolt
The bell sounds and Sara and Ana want Molly but Azzurra is gonna start this one out. Sara comes in and the two start circling each other! They come up close and Sara goes for a quick kick but Azzurra dodges! They go to lock up! Azzurra gets around with the waistlock! The fans are on their feet! Sara grabs Azzurra and flips her on the mat! Sara goes down and starts to hit Azzurra with big fists but Azzurra is up! Azzurra is forced to back off! Azzurra gets a punch to the face and ends up in the corner! Sara runs up for a corner splash but Azzurra dives out of the way and Sara eats the corner! Azzurra hits Sara with a big corner clothesline! Azzurra gets up on the top rope quickly and launches herself off but Sara ducks her! Azzurra barrel rolls on the mat! Sara with a swing! Azzurra ducks it and springboards off of the ropes and hits Sara in the face with an elbow! Azzurra bounces off of the bottom ropes and leaps up for a big strike but Sara dodges her! Sara then hits Azzurra with a big kick to the back of the head and she goes down!
Steve White: And you gotta give it to Azzurra! She’s giving Kill Team X a taste of their own medicine, recruiting Ana Somnia’s ex, Molly Bolt to be her partner tonight! That’s what I call mind games!
Chuck Thompson: Azzurra and Sara fighting it out and Azzurra already accomplished her goal of getting inside Ana and Sara’s heads tonight!!
Molly calls for a tag! Sara wants to let Azzurra make it and tosses her forward! Azzurra looks like she’s going to crawl for the tag but fakes it and elbows Sara in the head! Sara responds with a right hand! Azzurra comes back with a slap! Sara knees Sara in the midsection! Azzurra dropkicks Sara out of desperation and dive tags in Molly as the fans go wild! Molly runs in and off of the dropkick, takes Sara back down really quickly with a clothesline! Molly lets out a growl as she picks up Sara and controls her! She knees Sara a couple of times! Sara responds with some right hands! Molly with some forearms as a fight breaks out! Molly gets hit with an MMA combo! Molly is able to tank some of it and knee Sara in the midsection! Molly rakes Sara’s chest and whips her into the corner hard! Ana tags into the match! Molly and Ana stop for a moment before Molly yells something! Ana bursts into the match and the two grapple and fight as the fans go wild! They claw at each others hair before Ana picks Molly up by her head and tosses her across the damn ring!
Steve White: Ana and Molly going at it right now and the fans are going nuts! Molly with her EHWF debut here tonight but the fans are on their feet! Ana and Sara really dishing it out on each other but Ana with that strength proves that she’s the clear best in this match!
Chuck Thompson: Azzurra and Molly will need to work hard here tonight but what is this about for Molly?! Is it about the Tag Titles or is it about Ana and Sara?
Ana grabs Molly from the mat and holds her by her jaw and brings her up slowly as their eyes meet! Ana smirks and says something to her. Molly slaps Ana away and hits her with a right hand! They trade blows again! Ana hoists Molly up on her back and slings her off with big impact on the mat! Molly holds her torso in pain! Ana grabs Molly by the hair and pulls her head up to her face as she continues to speak into her ear before hitting Molly with a big slam! Ana grabs Molly again and whips her into the corner! Molly holds her back in pain! Ana runs up for a corner move but Molly jumps up and Ana runs into her boot! Molly comes out of the corner and quickly hits Ana with a swinging neckbreaker! The fans are on their feet! Molly gets on top of Ana and grabs her around the neck, choking her!
Steve White: Molly and Ana really taking it to each other now! Molly on top and she’s choking her right now!
Chuck Thompson: The intensity is so strong with all of these competitors! Whatever history these two have we’re seeing it right now!
Ana overpowers Molly and pins her down on the mat! She gets on top of Molly and Molly is trapped! Ana looks over Molly as the two come close on the mat but Molly gets a big punch to the head! Ana gets up and grabs Molly’s head, putting it between her legs and picking her up for the Zver Bomb! Molly is able to use her size to reverse it and lift Ana up, hitting her with a big back body drop! The fans go wild! Sara yells out of Ana! Ana uses the ropes to get up as Sara tags herself in! Sara comes in and start hitting Molly with an MMA combo! Sara can’t get the next one as Molly hits Sara with a big boot and she goes down hard! Molly lifts Sara up and plants her with a sidewalk slam! Molly points at Ana as she holds Sara by her hair! Ana is pissed but the ref controls the match. Molly drags Sara by her hair and tags in Azzurra! Azzurra gets to the top rope as Molly holds Sara up and Azzurra hits Sara with a meteora! Sara goes down and Azzurra covers her!
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Steve White: Molly and Sara working together! Azzurra with that huge meteora and she gets a near fall on Sara! Azzurra really doing a number on the mental focus of Sara and Ana here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Kill Team X will definitely not underestimate Azzurra again after this!
Azzurra points out to Ana then bounces off of the ropes and rolls on the mat, hitting Sara with a rolling thunder as the fans go wild! Ana is pissed off! Azzurra gets up and grabs Sara by the hair but Sara hoists Azzurra up and drives her into the corner hard! Azzurra makes the tag! Molly comes in and Molly and Sara start to trade blows! Sara uses her MMA elbow to get some distance but Molly uses her size and knocks Sara down! Molly wants the Boltcutter! Sara gets up and dives a right hand into Molly! Molly picks Sara up and plants her on the mat with a big scoopslam! The fans are on their feet! Molly starts to stomp out Sara on the mat! Sara tries to fight her way back up to her feet but Molly grabs her by the hair and yells in her ear then picks her up and plants her with a body drop! The fans go wild and Ana is enraged! Molly covers Sara as she looks at Ana with a smirk!
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Steve White: Molly using her size to take Sara out in that big skirmish and she gets a near fall as she looks directly at Ana on the apron!
Chuck Thompson: This one is amazing, Steve!
Molly grabs Sara again and pulls her up by her hair into a knee! We see Sara is bleeding from her mouth! Molly goes for another knee but Sara hits Molly in the face with a big right hand! Molly comes back but Sara hits her with an elbow! Sara hits Molly with a shoulder block then dive tags Ana into the mat! Molly gets up but Ana runs up and hits Molly with a massive spear! The fans are going wild! Molly stumbles to her feet as she holds her torso! Ana hoists Molly up on her back and slings her off on the mat! Ana with amazing strength goes nuts and yanks Molly back up on her back and slings her off onto the mat again! The fans are on their feet! Ana pins Molly down on the mat by her arms once again and gets up close, speaking inaudibles to her but Molly kicks Ana off of her! They get up and Molly clotheslines Ana down! Molly goes for another but Ana plants Molly with a huge spinebuster!
Steve White: Ana has SNAPPED and now she’s taking it to Molly Bolt! Molly is getting a beating right now from Ana!
Chuck Thompson: Aww shit! Here we go! The ring ain’t gonna be able to contain these two! Ana is going nuts right now!
Ana gets on top of Molly and starts beating her with massive punches and hammerfists! Molly is busted open! Ana gets up to her feet and pulls Molly in hitting her with a quick Zver Bomb in the centre of the ring! Ana turns around and Azzurra walks along the ropes like a tightrope and leaps off, hitting Ana with a meteora! The fans go wild! A hurt Sara limps into the ring and takes Azzurra out with Call of the Wild elbow strike! Azzurra is down and out! Molly forearms Ana in the back and she hits Sara! Sara falls through the ropes to the outside! Molly pulls Ana by the hair and goes for Boltcutter! Ana shoves Molly off into the ropes then hits her with Slavic Stunner on the way back! Molly is destroyed but Ana pulls her in and gets her in Wanderlust! Molly struggles in the hold! Azzurra and Sara are both out on the outside! Ana wrenches back and Molly is forced to tap out to Ana as Ana smirks!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and STILL the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Showtime Champion Sara Daniels and The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia… Kill Team X!
Steve White: It’s over! It’s over! Ana defeats her ex and Kill Team X retain! Azzurra with massive effort tonight and a real mind game and a half but she couldn’t capture the titles here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: What a match! Kill Team X are just TOO GOOD!
The ref tries to pry Ana off of Molly but she keeps Molly locked in the Wanderlust as Ana puts her out! Molly is out cold as the ref tries to help her! Sara yells at Molly while Ana chokes her out! Ana gets up and tosses Molly out of the ring as Sara hands her the title belt! Ana and Sara hold up their belts to a mixed reaction.
Steve White: Ana sending a message and choking Molly out cold there!
Chuck Thompson: What a display! Molly out cold and Kill Team X are victorious!
Ana and Sara celebrate in the ring as their music plays! They hold up their title belts as we fade out backstage.
We come into the backstage area where Brandon Bash is seen pacing up and down the area. Bash looks nervous as two security guards stand behind him. We see Fernandez Gomez walk through the hall way and Brandon Bash storm up to him and get into his face.
Brandon Bash: Are you gonna let this madness go on!? Aren't you meant to be running a company here? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Fernandez Gomez: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
Brandon Bash: It looks like I'm talking to some asshole. Are you gonna do your job?
The two men get in each others faces as the fans watching on the tron go wild.
Fernandez Gomez: You think I give a shit about you or your little faction? Fuck off and go to the ring. You're up next.
Brandon Bash: Black Man... The CHAMPION of this company and pro wrestling is in danger. I have this psychotic masked freak running wild on The CPO tonight and you've done NOTHING to stop it. What the fuck is going on tonight? Have you not seen what this Egar fucker has been doing? There are literally an arm of assholes with Egar masks out there!
Fernandez Gomez: Why is this my problem? You've brought this on yourself. Now go and grab Black Man and get out to my ring now. This main event better be fucking good!
Brandon Bash: How the fuck did Wilmer even get a match with the champion? He's been out for how long? The fact that Wilmer is even allowed to be in the ring with Black Man is an insult to the EHWF Championship and the Champion. How fucking dare you!
Fernandez gets in Bash's face and security stand beside them. Their noses almost touch as Gomez looks even more pissed off.
Fernandez Gomez: How dare I? HOW DARE I!? Fuck you and fuck Black Man. I don't give a shit about you people. When will you understand that? I don't owe you anything. Now get the FUCK out there and start this match, Bash or I'm gonna strip Black Man of the title tonight!
Brandon Bash: What the FUCK did you just say, you insane motherfucker!?
Suddenly, Sah'ta Thor, with his arm in a sling walks into the frame backstage and tries to separate both Bash and Gomez with the fans booing Thor as they watch on the tron.
Sah'ta Thor: Gentlemen, gentlemen... Please, there's no need for this. Brandon, how about Blood Red and I make sure that Egar doesn't interfere tonight.
Brandon Bash: What're you gonna want for that?
Sah'ta Thor: It's simple. Just give me a shot at Black Man for the EHWF Championship next.
Brandon Bash takes a second to think about it but Gomez breaks his concentration.
Fernandez Gomez: What? Who the fuck are you? Bash, you don't decide who the number one contender is and Thor, what the fuck have you done to deserve a shot at Black Man...
Brandon Bash: Wait. Shut your mouth, he might be onto something here...
Sah'ta Thor: What have I done? I was undefeated for most of 2020 and where was my title shot?
Fernandez Gomez: But you have SUCKED for most of 2021... You get NOTHING!
Brandon Bash: Hmm... Thor does deserve SOMETHING for his efforts in 2020 at least. He deserves a shot before someone like Wilmer Patacky or Michael Rissi... That's for sure! What outfit are you running here Gomez?
Fernandez Gomez: How do you figure that? All Thor has done the past 6+ months is lose. Thor, you will NOT be getting a title shot - even if you do help The CPO tonight somehow. It's not up to Brandon it's up to me.
Brandon Bash rolls his eyes and walks past Thor and Gomez.
Brandon Bash: If something happens to Black Man out there tonight then it's on your head, Gomez.
Brandon Bash pokes Thor in the chest and smirks.
Brandon Bash: About your offer... It appears we can't come to terms on anything tonight... but call me tomorrow. We might be able to figure out something in the future...
Brandon Bash walks out of the area with his security as Gomez and Thor give dirty looks at each other before we fade back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following main event contest is a mixed tag team match and it’s set for one single fall!
"I Will Not Bow" hits the PA System as multi coloured lights hits the arena and everyone in the crowd starts going nuts and crazy with cheers! Brianna Rissi appears on the stage and waves out to the screaming fans, performing some theatrics before she runs down the ramp and high fives the fans on her way down. She jumps up on the apron and flips her way into the ring where she makes her way to the ropes. Brianna celebrates against the ropes with the fans and makes her way to the ring, raising her arms and waiting for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: First up tonight… Making her way to the ring… She is the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
ONE.
TWO.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he pointed his right index finger to the sky! Wilmer is rocking yellow and orange tie dye tights with a darker shade of yellow jester-style pointed toe boots with orange laces. Wilmer looked down at the ring as he lowered his right arm to be pointing down to it while nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then make his way down the ramp, skanking to the beat of the song as he did so. He slapped hands with fans along the way before he ran and slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He quickly pushes himself up to his feet. Wilmer would skank around the ring a little more around the ring before he would make his way over to a corner, getting in a few last second stretches before the match starts.
Illa Isabella: And next… her partner tonight… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And making her way to the ring… Their opponents… First… She is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
"Rollin" hit the PA as the fans stand to their feet for The Legend Black Man. Black Man storms out onto the stage with his two fists held high in the air clinched and raised towards the rafters. Black Man runs from side to the side a top the stage and gets the fans to their feet whether they boo or cheer his name. Black Man finally bounces in place center stage before walking down the ramp to the ring shaking his shoulders and head with every step. The intense stare from his glare is piercing as he reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron with pyro exploding behind him from the top of the stage area. After getting into the ring, Black Man heads to all four turnbuckles and stands with both fists once again raised in the air towards the fans.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… her partner tonight… The EHWF World Champion… Black Man!
Main Event: Black Man & Alexandria Kendrick vs. Wilmer Patacky & Brianna Rissi
The bell sounds and the fans are going NUTS! Black Man tells Alexandria to start and Brianna steps up. Brandon Bash is on the outside and we see Egar appear near the broadcast area as the fans GO WILD! The crowd is ready to explode as they erupt! Egar keeps a close eye! Brianna and Alexandria lock up! Alexandria with a right hand! Brianna with one of her own! Alexandria with a Muay Thai kick snapping right in Brianna’s side! Alexandria grabs Brianna by the head and the hair and pulls her over to the corner! Brianna breaks free and hits Alexandria with a powerful right then tosses her in the corner! Brianna starts hitting Alexandria with big corner thrusts! Brianna springs off of the middle ropes and swings a flying kick but Alexandria ducks it and flips across the ring to the ropes and goes for a springboard elbow! Brianna catches her with great strength and plants Alexandria with a body slam!
Steve White: These two are definitely no strangers to each other but Alexandria is yet to get a win over Brianna! These two fighting it out right now but Brianna with that massive slam just put Alexandria down!
Chuck Thompson: I’d watch these women if they were the only match on the card! I’d watch them if they were the only match for 4 hours! Look at these babes, Steve!
Brianna pulls Alexandria up and whips her into the corner hard! Alexandria goes up the turnbuckle and falls off as Brianna hugs her and hits her with a belly to belly! Brianna goes to bounce off of the ropes but Bash reaches in and trips her up! Brianna turns around and tells him off as Egar slowly walks over and Bash flees to the other side of the ring! Brianna turns around right into a dropkick from Alexandria! Alexandria quickly gets Brianna in a side headlock! The fans are on their feet! Brianna gets pulled up and Alexandria tosses her into the corner back first! Alexandria goes for a spinning back fist but Brianna ducks it! Alexandria turns around and Brianna plants Alexandria with a big spinebuster as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Brandon Bash interfering but the mysterious Egar keeping him honest as he has all night! The CPO are tattered at the moment which is gonna make this so much harder!
Chuck Thompson: Big power from Brianna there but Wilmer is itching to get into this match! He made his return last week and he wants to get at Black Man and Bash for putting him in the damn hospital! Wilmer looks more than focused now and he wants revenge tonight at Last Rites!
Black Man barks at Alexandria! Alexandria gets up but she gets sunken with a massive weighted punch to the midsection from Brianna! Brianna picks her back up but Alexandria with a slap! Alexandria rakes Brianna’s chest then steps up and hits Brianna with a chest kick! Alexandria dives over and tags in Black Man! Black Man rushes in and uses his size to shoulder block Brianna down to the mat hard! Black Man comes off of the ropes and shoulder checks Brianna back down to the mat once again! The fans are on their feet! Black Man waits for Brianna and boots her in the midsection! He then comes off of the ropes and then jumps up and goes for the scissor kick but Brianna dodges out of the way! Black Man turns around and Brianna dropkicks Black Man in the chest to the mat! Brianna springs to her feet and tags in Wilmer as the fans GO WILD! Black Man gets up and looks at Bash and they see the smirking Wilmer vault in the ring with a wild yell!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Wilmer is here! Wilmer is tagged in and he wants to get his hands on Black Man! Here it comes!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer looking intense right now! He wants Black Man and here WE GO!
Black Man and Wilmer start trading big right hands! They hit hard and they keep going and going! Black Man with a boot to Wilmer! Black Man follows up with a big elbow! Black Man comes off of the ropes but Wilmer hits him with a powerslam! Wilmer gets up and yells at the top of his lungs and beats his chest hard as the fans go wild! Black Man stumbles to his feet and Wilmer with great strength, plants Black Man with a spinebuster! Wilmer bounces off of the ropes and comes up, performing some theatrics and leaping in the air, hitting Black Man with a jumping legdrop! The fans go wild and Wilmer kicks up! Wilmer smirks and points out at Bash as Bash looks furious!
Steve White: Wilmer unloading on Black Man! Black Man doing his best there but Wilmer with all that pent up rage and aggression has made Black Man pay!
Chuck Thompson: And Bash might be next! This one is ready to boil over, Steve!
Black Man gets up but Wilmer hits him with a Superkick! The fans ERUPT! Egar cuts Bash off and pulls him off of the apron! Bash smacks his head on the way down! Wilmer quickly covers Black Man!
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Cliff Maxwell appears on the outside and he drags Black Man out! The fans drown the arena out with boos! Cliff gives Black Man and Bash a thumbs up as he helps Brandon Bash up as well! Wilmer looks pissed off! Black Man tries to recover on the outside! Egar runs up and hits Cliff with a running boot to the chest! It’s like a shotgun and Cliff is down, he’s breathless and struggling on the floor as Bash flees!
Steve White: What the fuck?! Wilmer had this one but Cliff Maxwell came out and saved Black Man! Egar just gave Cliff a massive boot to the chest for his troubles! What the heck is happening here tonight!?
Chuck Thompson: Shit! That boot was brutal! Egar keeping this one above board but Cliff clearly still trying to impress Brandon Bash and The CPO here tonight!
The ref leans out of the ring and yells at Egar! Brandon Bash slides in the ring but Wilmer launches at him! Bash quickly slides out! The fans go wild! Black Man comes back in and off the distraction he hoists Wilmer up and plants him with a massive sideslam! Black Man yells at Wilmer to get up! Wilmer slowly does and Black Man boots him in the gut and goes for Black Stunn! Wilmer stops him and tries to counter into the Lubrication Twist! Black Man elbows Wilmer in the head! Black Man goes for Black Boot but Wilmer ducks it! Wilmer with the Superkick again! Black Man ducks it! Black Man boots Wilmer in the gut and goes for Black Stunn but Wilmer launches Black Man away! Black Man dive tags Alexandria back in! Alexandria gets to the top rope and takes Wilmer down with a missile dropkick! The fans go WILD! Black Man yells out for Brandon’s help!
Steve White: Black Man hightailing it outta there as Alexandria come flying down from the sky and takes Wilmer out! Brandon Bash can’t do much as Egar is all over him on the outside!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer and Brianna aren’t letting this one get away from them and Egar is keeping this whole thing in check! Black Man and Brandon look nervous right now!
Alexandria hits Wilmer with a spinning backfist to the head! Wilmer is groggy but he doesn’t go down! Alexandria loses her temper and pulls him in for the Perfect Shot! Wilmer picks Alexandria up and rams her into the corner hard! Brianna tags in! Wilmer picks Alexandria up and Brianna comes in for the cutter, body drop combo! The fans LOSE IT! Bash gets up on the apron! Egar yanks him down and tosses him into the barricade as the fans cheer! Black Man yells in a rage and he rushes in, hitting Brianna with a hip and shoulder! Wilmer comes in and checks Black Man with a Superkick! Black Man hits the ropes! Wilmer beats his chest and screams out loud before running up and clotheslining Black Man over the top rope to the outside as both men fall and crash!
Steve White: Brianna back in! Bash down! Black Man down! Wilmer down! Black Man did a number on Brianna! Alexandria is up and she’s gonna follow up!
Chuck Thompson: The CPO have it right here!
Alexandria gets Brianna and plants her with a fameasser! The fans go WILD! Alexandria rolls to the apron! Alexandria starts to slowly climb to the top rope! Egar gets on the apron! Alexandria gets down a rope and kicks him off of the apron! Alexandria then climbs up and stands on the top rope! The fans go wild but they erupt as Brianna kicks up! Brianna runs up and leaps up onto the top rope! Alexandria is in shock! Brianna grabs Alexandria and launches her off of the top rope down to the mat with Un-Brieleavable! The fans ERUPT with cheers! Brianna hooks both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: The winners of this match… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky and the Divine Champion… Brianna Rissi!
Steve White: THEY DID IT! Wilmer and Brianna defeat The CPO here tonight! Brandon Bash is gonna be PISSED!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer sends a massive message to Black Man! Brianna too much for Alexandria! Egar too much for Brandon Bash! Huge win!
Steve White: What a match!
Chuck Thompson : Its been pure chaos through the night and that match was just a cherry on top! Wait, what the hell..
Egar is standing in the ring staring at Black Man, Brandon Bash and Alexandria Kendrick. Wilmer and Brianna stand next to Egar and face off with the CPO. Instantly Wilmer attacks Black Man with a fury of punches and Brianna and Alexandria tumble over the ropes beating the hell out of each other on the outside. Wilmer whips Black Man into a turnbuckle stomach first and the crowd erupts as Wilmer runs towards Black Man and hits...
Steve White: The Wackness!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer's extracting some revenge tonight!
Brianna Rissi is moving the ring steps on the outside to a crawling Alexandria Kendrick. Wilmer can be seen throwing black man out of the ring. In the center of the ring Egar is holding Brandon Bash in a full nelson. Brandon is screaming as he is being forced to watch. Brianna pulls Alexandria up under arm as she stands over the ring steps. You can hear both Wilmer and Egar scream at her to “do it!”. With a smile and no hesitation she hits the Red Alert on Alexandria Kendrick over the steel ring steps. The crowed erupts at the chaos outside the ring.
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Steve White: This is a car crash in slow motion Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: And to top this all off, Brandon Bash is in the ring being forced to watch the destruction!
Brandon Bash screams in the ring as he is forced to watch his team be dismantled. Wilmer can be seen stomping Black Man's body and singing “Old McDonald had farm”. Brianna now has Alexandra in a figure four leg lock and is howling in fury. Abruptly, a swarm of EHWF security guards come marching to the ring from the back.
Steve White: It looks like someone in the back has had enough!
Brianna and Wilmer get swarmed by several security guards who grab them. Other security guards grab both Black Man and Alexandria and assist them by carrying them off. As security guards surround the ring, Egar lifts Brandon Bash into the air and slams him in a half nelson slam. As the security rushes into the ring, Brandon Bash pulls what looks to be a yellow tow gun out of his pocket, points it at Egar and once he pulls the trigger, wires shoot out and attach themselves on Egar. Egar starts to convulse and falls to the ground.
Chuck Thompson: Oh! It looks like Bash planned ahead! That's a taser gun.
Egar attempts to get up and Bash pulls the trigger again. Egar rips the electrodes out of his body, but as he does this, Brandon loads another cartridge into the taser gun and shoots him again as he stands up off the mat.
Steve White: He finally got the best of Egar. He's grabbing a microphone now!
Brandon yanks a microphone out of someone's hand. As he attempts to speak, his deep breaths are heard. Once he composes himself he begins to speak.
Brandon Bash: I have asked and asked and asked! I don't do well with asking “Egar”. I want to know who you are! Since you won't tell me, I am gonna find out for myself. I am ripping that fucking mask off right now!
Brandon Bash again presses the trigger on the taser and again Egar convulses. Brandon then steps over the man's nearly motionless body and pulls at his mask. As he does the mask begins to rip and part of his face can be seen. His chin and beard start to pop through when suddenly the lights turn off across the arena.
Steve White: Not this again!
Chuck Thompson: Somebody get these stupid lights back on!
Red lights slowly come back on around the arena. Brandon Bash is now standing in the ring by himself and surrounding him is nothing but Wilmer Patacky, Brianna Rissi and an army of people in black suits and skin masks. Wilmer smirks and hands Brianna a mask. She stares at it for a moment and shrugs as if to say “fuck it, when in Rome” and she puts it on as does Wilmer. The crowed erupts.
Chuck Thompson: Well, I guess everyone's team Egar tonight!
Brandon Bash is in the middle of the ring. Screaming and shouting at all the masked people. As he does this, words can be seen on the screen at the entrance ramp.
I am your devil
I am your end
I am now legion
I am EGAR!
I am your end
I am now legion
I am EGAR!
As the fans erupts in shouts and cheers the screen begins to rearranged the name Egar to
I am Rage!
Chuck Thompson: What the hell does that mean?
Steve White: I have no idea.
As Brandon sees this, his face goes white. He stares out into the crowd of masked people. As he does this, the ripped masked Egar is seen behind him holding a microphone.
Egar: You want to know? Here!
Egar rips his mask off the rest of his face. As he does his Brandon's face turns confused and angry. Eric Smith is seen in the ring and the crowd causes an earthquake from the sounds they make.
Steve White: It's the former Bad Blood champion and Hall of Famer!
Chuck Thompson: It's Eric “ The Rage” Smith! He's Egar! Or more appropriately, Rage! How can we have been so stupid!
Brandon Bash is now screaming at Eric Smith and keeps repeating one phrase over and over. Why? Eric's only answer is to run towards Brandon and land a hard kick to his chest, knocking him out cold.
Chuck Thompson: Breathless!
As he stands over Brandon Bash, the crowd erupts as the devil and I come over the PA system. Wilmer and Brianna both remove their masks and step in the ring and exchange handshakes with Eric Smith.
Steve White: Well that’s all we have time for tonight! What a night Last Rites was! Incredible! The CPO have a whole new problem on their hands and Eric Smith is BACK in EHWF baby! We’ll see you next week! Good luck. Good night and be safe!!
Eric, Brianna and Wilmer celebrate in the ring as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.