Post by EHWF Management on Oct 27, 2021 10:43:39 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, “Back It” by Yizzy and Dizzie Rascal, is playing in the background. We pan into the scene where we see fans screaming in the crowd in the Divine Compound Arena! There are monitors behind those fans as we get a clear shot of the modern arena on the Divine Resort. As we cut to the pyrotechnics show, we move onto the broadcast area at ringside where Steve White and Chuck Thompson are waiting to start the night!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem LIVE from the Divine Compound here off the coast of Puerto Rico! Tonight - we have a massive night planned at the new home of EHWF. We have a MASSIVE main event planned as Thea Nefeli will defend her EHWF Hardcore Championship in a Raise The Flag Cage Match against 5 others and it’s gonna be huge! After a few weeks on a roll, Thea has yet another defence after coming away with the win in the blackjack ladder match last week at Aces High as she finally gets that singles groove she’s been after since coming to EHWF! Can she get the win in an incredibly difficult match here tonight though or will it be the end for her title reign already?
Chuck Thompson: That’s gonna be massive but I can’t wait for what everyone on the planet has been waiting for and that’s the contract signing between Wilmer Patacky and Black Man for the EHWF World Championship match at Bloodbath next week! That Stadium Match at Aces High was incredible, one of the biggest most brutal fights in EHWF that I’ve ever seen and FINALLY these two bitter rivals will get to do battle for the World Title at Bloodbath! Eric Smith and Brandon Bash are also gonna be at the contract signing to try and set up time to settle differences of their own!
Steve White: That’ll be huge BUT we also have a huge champion vs. champion co main event tonight with EHWF World Tag Team Champion, Ana Somnia fighting it out with EHWF Junior Heavyweight Champion Misty Vega! Both of these fiendish women will be looking for a massive rush of momentum here tonight by getting a victory over another champion but only one of them is going to be able to walk away with this big win!
Chuck Thompson: Things are really, really heating up in EHWF now and the world was shocked when Jason Dave made a big return to EHWF last week, claiming that he’s still the EHWF Champion, he never lost the belt and he’s here to fuck shit up! That’s not going to sit well with everyone but he’s here tonight to reveal more of what he’s on about… We’re also going to have a huge contest that everyone and their mother have wanted to see for a LONG time in Joanna Rissi vs. Alexandria Kendrick as this CPO war really heats up now that The Rissi’s have gotten themselves involved! These two women are no strangers to each other and it’s no secret that they’ll want to take each other out tonight!
Steve White: And the opener! A huge 4 way match with a lot to prove as Solomon Graham vs. Lord Raab vs. Korey Kill vs. Chemic will kick things off with all of these men desperately needing not only a big win but also bragging rights here in EHWF! We have big matches and big moments all booked in for tonight here on Mayhem and it’s going to be amazing, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for tonight, Steve! Lets start the show!
The PA booms on and Jason Dave’s music hits! The fans give a mixed reaction as he runs out on the stage and holds up the old EHWF World Championship belt! The fans then start to boo as the smirking Jason Dave makes his way down the ramp while holding his title belt up!
Steve White: And there’s the man who for weeks made mysterious hidden promos about what he calls the “New Era” of EHWF not being as good as him or as EHWF back in his day - Jason Dave! He also made his return at EHWF Aces High last week where he attacked everyone in the Blackjack Ladder match and declared that he was STILL the EHWF World Champion which we all know is false!
Jason Dave gets in the ring and grabs a mic as he waits for the fans to stop booing.
Jason Dave: Y’already know who it is! It’s the EHWF Champion… Jason Dave bay-bay!
The fans let out a massive boo and he holds his title belt up.
Jason Dave: Everyone out there! All of the fans have been saying the same thing since December 2019 and that is that Jason Dave or anyone who was in the old EHWF couldn’t hack it in the new EHWF… that we’re not good enough… Well you know what I got to say?
Dave holds the title belt up to the booing fans once more!
Jason Dave: I say that I never lost the EHWF World Championship! EHWF closed in 2018 when I was the EHWF World Champion! In fact, the last match that EHWF hosted before they sold to Major League Baseball was the EHWF Meltdown Chamber match where I successfully defended MY EHWF World Championship that NO ONE in the world has defeated me for!
Steve White: Is this guy out of his mind? That championship is retired! It’s null and void! Maybe he should take this up with Black Man?
The fans aren’t happy with this and the boos get louder, forcing Jason Dave to flip off the angry fans who then try and toss garbage at him from the crowd.
Jason Dave: See! Y’all motherfuckers have always been the damn same! You people should be cheering me! You should be worshipping me! And furthermo…
Jason Dave is interrupted as Michael Rissi’s music hits and the fans go BERSERK with cheers as the big man appears on the stage. Jason Dave backs up a little and clutches his title belt close to his shoulder as Michael comes down the ramp.
Steve White: Oh shit! Here we go! It’s Michael Rissi! Jason Dave’s former Tag Team Partner for years! These two men accomplished so much together and now once again after so many years, they’re in the same ring! The two original members of UGK are here!
The fans are still going nuts! Michael gets in the ring and paces up and down waiting for the fans to quiet down as Jason Dave backs up in the corner with his belt.
Michael Rissi: Jason… Jason? Jason? …Are you serious right now?
The fans go wild and Jason doesn’t look happy as Michael smirks with all the laughs from the crowd.
Michael Rissi: It’s been a while Jason but you can’t be legit right now, walking into here with the OLD EHWF Championship belt which, I agree you never lost but you know how this works… You’re not the EHWF Champion anymore and if you WERE good enough to hand with the “New Era” or “New Breed” of EHWF Competitor as you call them then you would have come back a long time ago but we all know that this is just a cliche attempt at trying to claw back some relevancy in the world of wrestling? What’s wrong? Run out of money? Hmm? Those dumpster fires of wrestling companies you were in couldn’t pay you more than $50 a night in front of 40 people?
Jason Dave: How… Dare… You… Do you know who I am? I am the EHWF World Champi…
Michael Rissi: You’re a piece of SHIT! Is what you are!
The fans go wild and Jason looks deeply offended!
Michael Rissi: You think you can just talk shit about everyone with your little pals, then talk shit about EHWF when you’re on the unemployment line then just waltz back in and still call yourself the champion with the defunct EHWF Championship on your shoulder? You’re fucking pathetic dude and you know it… Just like all those other motherfuckers who are God knows where now, you are… FUCKING PATHETIC!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Michael Rissi laying out a verbal beating on Jason Dave right now and I can’t say I expected this!
Just as Jason goes to speak, Korey Kill’s music hits and the fans go back to booing. Jason and Michael don’t look impressed as Korey Kill marches down the ramp and slides into the ring then demands a mic from both Michael and Jason. Neither man gives him their mic so he asks for one from a ref outside.
Steve White: Here comes Korey Kill and now it’s a UGK reunion!
Korey Kill: Jason. I was so happy to see you back man! Dude, you got no idea how happy I was to see you at Aces High. You came in for the hug but then you kick me in the balls and lay me out!? What the fuck is up with that you asshole!
Korey looks at Dave and points at Michael.
Korey Kill: You and I could have teamed up and taken out this piece of shit once and for all! But, even you did me wrong Jason. You guys are BOTH fucking assholes.
Jason Dave: Korey, instead of going on and on about how you lost everything because of the breakup of UGK and Michael taking you down why don’t you come to terms with the fact that you fucking suck? There’s no getting around it dude. We were never friends and you were never any good and that’s why you couldn’t survive past 2012 in EHWF you fucking hack. Why the fuck would I ever team up with someone like you again? To set myself up for failure?
Michael Rissi: Set yourself up?! You ARE a failure? Where have you been for the past 3 years? Take a look, it’s got failure written all over it!
Jason gets pissed off and he and Michael go to get in close but Korey gets in between them and sticks his finger in their faces in a rage!
Korey Kill: FIRST! I’m gonna kick your ass! THEN I’m gonna kick your ass!
Michael Rissi: Why don’t you fucking bring it then?! C’mon! Both of you!
Jason Dave: Neither of you deserve to be in the ring with the EHWF World Champion! So get the fuck out and let me finish what I was saying to these dirty hicks the crowd!
Dave holds his belt up and the fans boo! Michael and Korey advance on him and it looks like all three men are about to come to blows but a voice cuts in and stops them all as Fernandez Gomez appears on the stage!
Fernandez Gomez: Wait! WAIT! We’re not gonna do this here… First of all Korey Kill! Get the fuck out of the ring!
Korey Kill: What!? What the fuck are you talking about?!
Fernandez Gomez: In the ring we have the only 2 guys in EHWF to be 2 time hall of famers. We also have 2 guys who are former EHWF World Champions and former EHWF Hardcore Champions… Then we got YOU! Korey, you have a match up next! You’re not needed here so get the fuck out, go to the back and get ready to compete up next!
The fans boo and Korey Kill is pissed off!
Korey Kill: Yo! Yo this is bullshit man!
Fernandez Gomez: I’m not gonna yell you again - if I have to say it one more time, I’m just gonna fire you!
Korey shakes his head as the fan laugh at him. He berates the fans and flips off Michael and Jason before getting out of the ring and walking up the ramp. Korey shares an intense stare-off with Gomez on the stage before disappearing to the back.
Fernandez Gomez: As for you two! No one has seen Michael Rissi and Jason Dave fight before and they’re not gonna see it tonight! NO! If that’s gonna go down then motherfuckers are gonna pay for it! I’m gonna make some damn MONEY off of that esse! So we’re gonna leave that for another time!
Michael Rissi: Fine with me but this fuckwit is going around calling himself the EHWF World Champion…
Jason Dave: That’s because I AM the EHWF World Champion… Motherfuckers!
Dave holds up the old EHWF World Championship belt to the fans who all boo him.
Fernandez Gomez: You are NOT the champion you fucking idiot!
Jason Dave: I got this belt! I never los…
Fernandez Gomez: You think I care?! If you want to compete then you sign a contract TONIGHT and book in for a match at Bloodbath - otherwise you can FUCK OFF!
Jason Dave: Dude… I got connections here…
Fernandez Gomez: Fuck them too! You start from the bottom and your belt doesn’t mean shit! I’ll give you to the end of the night to sign a contract and get on the card for Bloodbath… And you can shove that belt up your ass!
The fans cheer as Gomez’s music hits and he walks out. Rissi smirks and leaves the ring as well as Dave gets up on the ropes and yells out at both of them while holding his belt up! Dave slides out of the ring looking pissed off as he continues to claim he’s the champion!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 4 way match set for one fall!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the first verse ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to a chorus of boos raining down on him from the capacity crowd. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand. He puts his hands on his hips before sighing and shaking his head at the booing. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to taunt the fans and give them shit. He climbs the ring apron and wipes his feet on the apron. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and waits for his opponent.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Solomon Graham!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next… Chemic!
The arena turns red and the voice of Korey Kill fills the arena, "LETS GET FUCKING SICK!", Then "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits! Korey Kill comes running from the back, charging the ring like a pissed bull. He dives into the ring, sliding up to his knees and flexing before he leaps to his feet bouncing around in his corner, waiting for the match to begin. Korey gives a smirk out to the fans and taunts them as he waits for his opponent or the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponent tonight… Korey Kill!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Their opponent tonight… Lord Raab!
DING DING DING
The fans are going wild as the 4 men are all squared up and ready to fight! Korey and Chemic lock up! Raab and Solomon lock up! Solomon knees Raab in the balls and Raab falls back as Solomon gets him in the corner and starts stomping him out but Chemic whips Korey into Solomon and they both land on Raab then Chemic runs up and splashes on all 3 in the corner and gets some cheers! Chemic grabs Korey and starts hitting him with big right hands! Korey responds with some of his own! They trade the blows but Chemic headbutts Korey to the mat! Raab hits Chemic with a big right then another then another then drops Chemic with a big uppercut! Korey comes up behind Raab and boots him in the side! Solomon and Korey look at each other and they start wildly swinging and hit Raab with a double team of forearms and punches to his back and head! The fans boo as Solomon and Korey team up!
Steve White: These 4 men are beating the crap out of each other here tonight because so much is on the line for these guys who all need a win!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right but it looks like Solomon Graham and Korey Kill are teaming up! After months of falling off and sucking and losing his title, Solomon Graham has changed his tune here in EHWF!
Korey and Solomon boot Raab down! Solomon with a knee to the kneeling Raab then another then another then another! Korey brushes his boot off of Raab’s head and he goes down! Korey and Solomon laugh as the fans boo them. They lean down and insult Raab but he awakens suddenly and grabs Korey by the throat and stands up! Solomon goes to help but Solomon gets grabbed around the throat as well and Raab is PISSED as he chokes both men in the ring! Solomon and Korey both boot Raab in the gut and then plant him with a double suplex! They get up and start to stomp out Raab but Chemic runs in and shoves Korey into Solomon and they go down! Korey runs over but Chemic knees him in the gut then tosses him across the ring to the mat! Solomon runs up with his running knee strike! Chemic dodges and Solomon misses! Solomon runs back but Chemic plants him with a big pop up Samoan Drop! The fans go wild as Solomon takes the impact and Chemic covers!
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Raab breaks it up!
Steve White: Quick thinking from The Masked German Monster there! Chemic cleaning things up and taking Solomon Graham out with a massive Samoan Drop! These 4 men are gonna brutalise each other here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Raab so powerful and aggressive, runs in and saves this one and now he and Chemic are about to come to blows dammit!!
Chemic and Raab start trading right hands! Chemic shoots some smoke out of his arm and Raab gets blinded! Chemic gets a boot in then he grabs the coughing and blinded Raab and pulls him into his legs! Chemic goes to hoist the big Raab up for a Chemical Plant but Raab kicks around and lands back on his feet then stands up and counters with a big body drop on Chemic! There is a massive thud! Chemic is in pain on the mat but Raab can’t follow up because of the effects of the smoke! The fans are going nuts! Raab goes to come in to grab Chemic but Solomon and Korey swarm him again and beat him down as the boos get loud! They whip Raab into the ropes! He comes back but breaks their double clothesline attempt! Korey boots Raab in the head! Raab falls back! Solomon runs up but he gets hit with a massive uppercut from Raab! Chemic comes off of the top rope and hits Korey with a flying axe handle and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: It’s a brawl now! Raab taking Solomon out there and Chemic taking out Korey with that flying axe handle! These guys have beat the living crap out of each other tonight!
Chuck Thompson: That’s how bad they want this win but there can only be ONE winner here!
Raab and Chemic start trading blows again! Raab headbutts Chemic into the ropes! Raab scoops Chemic up on his shoulder then plants Chemic with a big scoopslam! Chemic slowly sits up but Raab bounces off of the ropes then runs back and leaps down with a big dropkick to the head of the seated Chemic! The fans go WILD! Chemic starts to get up and Raab grabs him around the neck but Chemic with a thumb to the eye! Raab falls back! Korey starts hitting Chemic with big rights and big lefts then takes Chemic out with a huge big boot! Raab grabs Korey by the hair and headbutts him! Solomon bounces off of the ropes and jumps a knee into Raab’s chest! Solomon tries to run Raab back to the corner but Raab throws him into there and Solomon yells out in pain holding his back! Raab hits Solomon with a big corner clothesline! Raab shoves Solomon over out of the corner! Raab gets out to the apron and gets to the second ropes as the fans go WILD! Raab leaps off and hits Solomon with a flying clothesline through the air! The fans GO NUTS! Raab rolls up to his feet quickly and then calls of the end!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! These guys going overdrive but Raab coming out on top and even going up high to take out Solomon as these fans go wild!!
Chuck Thompson: This has turned out to be one amazing match and this is just the opener into a HUGE night that we’ve got planned! All these guys want this win but it looks like Raab is calling for the end right now!
Korey runs up and knocks Raab down hard! The fans are going nuts! Korey starts to stomp out Raab but Chemic hits Korey with a mat slam from behind and the fans are on their feet! Chemic grabs Korey from the mat! Korey hits Chemic with a belly to belly! Solomon slides down and covers him!
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Korey rips Solomon off of Chemic and the team up is over as they argue! Solomon hits Korey with a big right hand! Korey drops Solomon with his own right hand and the fans are going wild! Korey and Solomon turn around but Raab comes over and takes both men out with a double clothesline! Chemic quickly hoists Raab up and hits the big man with a huge Samoan Drop with great strength as the fans GO NUTS with all 4 men down!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This is huge! This is amazing! They’re tearing each other apart right now! Hard hitting! Powerful and fast paced!! What more could you ask for as these 4 men put on an instant classic here tonight! How much more punishment could these men possibly take here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: This is an amazing match but these guys have torn each other apart and beat each other senseless and now there MUST be a winner!
Chemic gets up! He boots Raab in the gut! Korey nails Chemic in the back and then spins him around and tosses him out of the ring! Korey turns back and Solomon boots Korey in the balls! Korey coughs and splutters and then falls through the middle ropes and to the outside! Solomon turns around but Raab hits him with a big right hand then another then another! Raab with big swinging right hands! Raab brushes Solomon’s face and snaps a big uppercut into his jaw as Solomon bleeds from his nose and mouth and falls against the ropes! Solomon stumbles forward into a big boot to the head from Raab! Everyone else is down! Solomon struggles to get up! Raab grabs him and hits him with Killerbuster and the fans go NUTS! Solomon gets covered by Raab as the fans get louder!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Lord Raab!
Steve White: Lord Raab pulls off a big and very much needed victory here tonight! What a damn match that was! I gotta say I wasn’t expecting such a damn fight but that was amazing!
Chuck Thompson: They definitely beat the shit out of each other tonight but Lord Raab comes out on top and now he can do something with that momentum while everyone else has to lick their wounds and try harder!
Lord Raab looks up and throws his arms out as he stands over a downed Solomon Graham sending pyro shooting out of the turnbuckle! The fans are going WILD as we then fade out backstage!
We come in backstage where Patricia Downs is in the interview area with a mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Joining me are my guests at this time… Zoe McDraven and her new tag team partner… Jade Moxie!
The fans watching on the tron black in the arena go WILD as Zoe and her new friend and partner Jade Moxie step onto the interview platform. Patricia steps forward asks her first question.
Patricia Downs: Zoe, Jade, it’s great to have you both here tonight but we haven’t had the pleasure of meeting Jade Moxie before.
Zoe McDraven: Well let me introduce my tag team partner, my friend and EHWF’s newest signing, Jade Moxie! Jade, why don’t you tell them who you are.
Jade Moxie: I’m Jade and I’m here in EHWF to finally accomplish my goal of coming into the big leagues and winning championships gold and what better way to do that then to come in with one of my best friends, Zoe and make a run for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
The fans go wild and Jade gets a massive POP from the crowd!
Patricia Downs: So you’re both geared towards the EHWF World Tag Team Championships now? Kill Team X have been so dominant and have taken out everyone that has been put in front of them. Jade, you haven’t even debuted yet… do you think you guys can really get the job done against one of the strongest tag teams in pro wrestling history?
Zoe McDraven: They’re tough but we’ve got something they don’t have and that’s heart and soul!
Jade Moxie: And I might not be experienced but after I find my feet here in EHWF, I guarantee that you’ll be calling Zoe and I tag team champs! I’m not focused on anyone or anything else right now except myself and having a big and successful debut here in EHWF.
Patricia Downs: And so what do we call this dynamic new teaming of Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie?
Zoe McDraven: You can call us Future Shock…
Zoe and Jade walk off the platform as the fans watching cheer. We cut away backstage.
We come in backstage as we quickly follow Ana Somnia and Sara Daniels who are storming down the hallway. The cameras feverishly follow the EHWF World Tag Team Champions as they stop at one of the doors. We zoom in on the door that reads the label “Fernandez Gomez.” Ana and Sara burst through the door and we come into Gomez’s office.
Fernandez Gomez: What the FUCK is the meaning of this?!
Fernandez is seated behind his desk. A younger woman in business attire is on the other side of the desk. Ana and Sara walk over to the desk and toss their EHWF World Tag Team Championship belts on top of the table all over Gomez’s paperwork.
Ana Somnia: We’ve beaten everyone in your tag team division. Every damn challenge you’ve put in front of us, we have overcome. We’re here to trade these titles in.
Fernandez Gomez: What do you mean, trade them in?!
Sara Daniels: We’re giving up these titles. We’re handing them back and vacating them in exchange for aa World Championship match.
Ana Somnia: There’s nothing left for Kill Team X to do. Here are the titles now in exchange you have to put us in the main event at Bloodbath next week with Black Man and Wilmer Patacky…
Fernandez Gomez: That’s not going to happen… That’s not how it works. You can trade these titles in and bank it for goodwill but I’m not gonna put you into the World Championship match next week. If you want a number one contenders match in exchange then be my guest…
Ana and Sara have to think about it for a moment. The woman at the other side of the desk in between Ana and Sara chimes in.
Mya Gomez: May I butt in here for a moment?
The young woman stands up. Fernandez gives her a dirty look but she continues anyway.
Mya Gomez: Hi, I’m Mya, I’m Fernandez’s daughter. Jason Dave is walking around with the old EHWF Championship belt calling himself the World Champion. Clearly he’s delusional and he’s just going to try and use this as a way to get into the ACTUAL world championship picture… but how about, next week one of you fight the OLD World Champion… and if you beat Jason Dave, then you’re in! That can be the trade off…
Sara Daniels: Hmm. I don’t know…
Ana Somnia: That sounds good to me. Ana Somnia vs. Jason Dave will be a treat to the fans… After I destroy him, then you can put me in a World Championship match where I belong!
Mya Gomez: Splended… Well, in that case, I hope both of you win in your matches tonight because next week, you take on a 2x Hall of Famer and Former EHWF World Champion at Bloodbath!
Fernandez takes the EHWF World Tag Team Championship belts and puts them behind his desk. Ana and Sara look at each other as Ana walks out of the office. We cut back to the ring for the next match.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one fall!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Being Accompanied by Michael Rissi… Joanna Rissi!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And her opponent tonight… Being Accompanied by one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena… The other half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and the fans are going wild as the two popular stars circle each other in the ring! There is a lot of intensity between both parties right now as they come in to lock up but Joanna opts for a quick knee to the midsection! Joanna grabs Alexandria by the back of the head and whips her into the ropes! Joanna then takes Alexandria down with a rebounding dropkick! They get up and Joanna gets Alexandria in a headlock! Alexandria quickly reverses that into a wristlock! Joanna counters into a hammerlock! Alexandria steps through into a hammerlock from behind! Joanna twists out into a standing armbar! Alexandria spins around and hits an arm drag but Joanna cartwheels out of it and comes off of the ropes and lunges at Alexandria who leapfrogs Joanna as the fans GO NUTS! Joanna bounces off of the rope and Alexandria takes Joanna out with a jumping spinning heel kick, taking her down as the fans roar at the impressive fast paced technical masterpiece contest!
Steve White: WOW! Here we go! These two rivals are going at it right now! Counters, reversals, fast paced action as these two put on one heck of a show! This one is really heating up right now!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck… Look at these two goddesses, Steve! I don’t care who’s out there, I’m gonna slide up in that fuckin’ ring right now!
Alexandria stomps out Joanna on the mat until the ref stops her. Alexandria picks Joanna up and whips her into the corner! Alexandria runs up and goes for a corner move but Joanna runs out and slides through Alexandria’s legs as Alexandria hits the corner hard! Alexandria stumbles out holding her arm as Joanna springs off of the middle ropes to the top rope then springboards off and flies through the air, dragging a big flying kick across Alexandria’s chest and taking her down! The fans are going wild! Joanna lines Alexandria up and bounces off of the ropes! As Alexandria sits up, Joanna runs up and hits Alexandria in the head with a knee strike! The fans get to their feet! Joanna grabs the top rope and vaults up to the top then flings off and flies out with a flying moonsault! Alexandria gets her knees up and Joanna lands hard! Joanna falls off and rolls around on the mat in pain as she holds her torso! Alexandria gets to the ropes in pain and talks with Ace on the outside! Joanna gets up slowly and Alexandria runs up and pushes off of her back for a scissor kick but Joanna sidesteps it and rolls Alexandria up!
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KICK OUT!
They both get up! Alexandria ducks a swing from Joanna and front flips into the ropes then backs up and hits Joanna with a big springboard elbow! Joanna stumbles back, holding her jaw as Alexandria springs off of the middle ropes and hits Joanna with a flying crossbody! Joanna is down and Alexandria hooks both legs off of the impact as the fans go wild!
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KICK OUT!
The fans are on their feet!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This is a damn classic! Joanna Rissi and Alexandria Kendrick really going at it as the beat the crap out of each other! Technical and High Flying action right now! Some close calls but both women refusing to lose!
Chuck Thompson: These fans are going nuts as both of these women are begging for a win over the other and they’re going all out tonight!!
Everyone is going nuts! Alexandria gets Joanna in a headlock on the mat and gets her up! Joanna is getting choked out but Joanna hoists Alexandria up on her back and hits her with a big slam! The fans are going wild! Joanna grabs the ropes and springs to the top then launches off for her Rissastrophy Corkscrew Moonsault! Alexandria rolls out of the way! Joanna lands on her feet and catches herself! Alexandria’s eyes go wide! Joanna standing moonsaults onto Alexandria on the mat and the fans go wild! Joanna covers!
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Joanna can’t believe it! Joanna yells and calls for her Final Strike Shining Wizard! Alexandria is groggy and gets to a knee! Joanna bounces off of the ropes but Ace reaches in and trips Joanna up! Joanna falls on the mat! Ace braces as Michael sprints around the ring and then levels Ace with a massive clothesline! Ace hits the floor hard! Joanna gets up but Alexandria hits Joanna with her End Game knee off of the trip! The fans go wild! The ref comes over and kicks Michael and Ace out from ringside! Michael and Ace are forced out! The fans are booing as Joanna is on the mat holding her bleeding mouth as Alexandria gets up and smirks!
Steve White: Another close one from Joanna! Michael and Ace are banned from ringside after Ace gets involved! Alexandria takes the damn advantage off that and gets that huge End Game knee on Joanna!!
Chuck Thompson: She busted Joanna the fuck open there and Alexandria may have done the damage off of that one!
The damage is done to Joanna! Alexandria grabs her and pulls her up for Perfect Shot but much to the surprise of Alexandria, Joanna runs her into the corner back first out of desperation! Alexandria gets rammed and Joanna hits Alexandria with some corner thrusts! Joanna then whips Alexandria but Alexandria reverses it! Joanna jumps up on the turnbuckle and backflips off behind Alexandria who goes to follow her! Joanna goes for Celestial Shot superkick but she’s woozy from the End Game knee and misses! Alexandria sidesteps and then grabs Joanna’s hair, twists it in her hand and yanks Joanna down to the mat! Joanna’s neck gets whiplash and she screams in pain as she holds her head and neck on the mat and Alexandria lines her up!
Steve White: Both women STILL going! Alexandria pulling out End Game again! No good! Joanna with Celestial Shot! A big miss! Alexandria resorting to that hair pull giving Joanna whiplash.
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria lining Joanna up as she finally gains control in this incredible contest! This one is stealing the show!
Alexandria pulls Joanna in for Perfect Shot! Joanna pulls Alexandria forward and hits her with a ripcord elbow to the face! Alexandria falls onto the middle rope and the fans go wild! An exhausted Joanna wipes blood from her mouth and comes off the ropes then goes for a tiger feint kick but Alexandria ducks it! Joanna is all spun around! Alexandria runs up and hits Joanna with a running hurricanrana! The fans are going wild! Alexandria stars smacking the ropes and hyping herself up, calling for the end as all the fans cheer!
Steve White: Alexandria trying time and time again to put Joanna away after all of this but she can’t get there! She can pull it off! Alexandria high flying offence puts Joanna down there.
Chuck Thompson: Can Alexandria follow the fuck up and win this one?!
Joanna is up and Alexandria with the spinning backfist! Joanna ducks it and springs off of the middle ropes and hits Alexandria with a springboard hurricanrana! The fans are on their feet! The crowd is so loud as Joanna and Alexandria steal this one tonight! Joanna jumps up on Alexandria’s back then spins around on her neck and hits her with a hurricanrana! Joanna wants the Rissastrophy! She gets to the top rope and launches off with her corkscrewing through the air! Alexandria rolls out of the way! Joanna lands on her feet and avoids disaster! Both women run at each other and they take each other out with a lariat each! The fans ERUPT with cheers! Both women are down! Alexandria and Joanna are exhausted! The fans get up to their feet as they both start to stir!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! They’re still going! They’re STILL going! These fans are so loud! They just took EACH OTHER out!
Chuck Thompson: They’ve stolen the show here tonight! These two bitter rivals are going to put each other through punishment here tonight!
They’re up! Alexandria with a chop to the neck! Alexandria with comes off of the middle ropes and flies through with Lethal Injection springboard roundhouse! The fans GO WILD! Joanna falls into the corner, limp! Alexandria runs up for End Game again! Joanna dives out of the way and Alexandria catches herself in the corner! Alexandria ducks as Joanna comes off of the top rope with a flying move but Joanna barrel rolls out of it! Alexandria with a the spinning backfist! Joanna ducks it! Joanna with Celestial Shot! Alexandria ducks that! Alexandria boots Joanna in the midsection! Joanna shoves Alexandria into the ropes and Alexandria comes back with End Game but Joanna jumps on Alexandria and hits her with a satellite DDT! The fans GO NUTS! Alexandria is hurt! Joanna again wipes blood from her mouth! Alexandria to a knee! Joanna goes for Final Strike! Alexandria ducks it and grabs Joanna’s head then drives her knees into her back and hits her with a backstabber! The fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Knees to the back! Joanna couldn’t avoid it and now she’s all sorts of fucked up after that one! Joanna has taken a lot of punishment but she’s still going! Can Alexandria capitalise! If Joanna kicks out again I think Alexandria is gonna have a meltdown!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna is still trying to get the fuck up! She’s not gonna let Alexandria walk away with bragging rights after this! Joanna is still gonna go for the win!
Joanna to a knee! Alexandria goes for The Downfall! Joanna ducks it! Joanna with a Bouncing Fish kick but she backflips into the ropes and misses Alexandria who sidesteps! Alexandria hits Joanna in the back of the head with her Spinning Backfist on rebound! Joanna falls forward, all disoriented! Alexandria roars and boots Joanna in the midsection then pulls her in and hits her with Perfect Shot! Joanna takes the impact hard on the mat and Alexandria lies on her with her back and hooks both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner tonight… One half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
Steve White: Alexandria Kendrick does it! Alexandria does it Bah Gawd! What a match! That was incredible! I can’t believe it! These two just went to war and the fans loved it! What a contest!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria walks away with the win though and Joanna must be really disappointed after that one!
Alexandria starts to stomp out Joanna on the mat and the fans boo! Ace Pena rushes out and he goes to join in on the stomp out but Michael Rissi sprints out! Michael slides in the ring and Ace and Alexandria slide out and hightail it out through the crowd as Michael rages and checks on the hurt Joanna on the mat!
Alexandria Kendrick: It was ME who came away with the win tonight! ME! You think I care about last week at Aces High?
Alexandria holds up her title belt and Ace raises his up high as well as they stand in the crowd. Alexandria brings her mic to her lips again.
Alexandria Kendrick: I won tonight but why don’t we REALLY make things interesting. If we put you guys away then Ace and I are gonna go down as legends in this business forever… So next week at Bloodbath… Alexandria Kendrick and Ace Pena vs. Joanna Rissi and Michael Rissi with the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships on the line!
The fans go NUTS! Michael stands up and yells out to them and it’s on! The fans are going wild and Alexandria and Ace smirk.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Next week at Bloodbath! CPO vs. The Rissi’s and the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships are gonna be on the line!
The fans go wild as Michael points out to Ace and Alexandria then turns back to Joanna and helps her as we fade out backstage.
Chris is spotted backstage wearing a black custom made Armani suit and wearing black tinted sunglasses. As he surveyed the location, he appeared to be studying the venue. It's obvious to anyone who knows Chris that he's changed, and all you can hear is boos in the arena. Chris pays no attention as he only has one person on his mind, Konrad. Chris knows he's nearby, and he needs to converse with him about something important.
Chris Matthews: Hey, has anyone seen Konrad around? I need to talk to him about something important.
You can see a stagehand saying that he's in the gym. Chris moves down the hallway and enters a door. He opened it and saw Konrad there. He takes off his shades and gets a smile on his face.
Chris Matthews: There you are. I think you and I need to talk.
Konrad Raab: Hey, long time no see my friend. Didn’t expect you to be here. What do you want to talk about?
Chris Matthews: Nothing really. I want to see whats up with you. How are you doing, Raab?
He walks towards Konrad and holds his hand out to shake it. They ended up shaking hands and he gets a smile on his face.
Chris Matthews: So, it seems that I was signed to this company and I wanted to come and find you because of our friendship.
Chris knew he wanted to fight Raab and will do anything to get it.
Chris Matthews: So, I wanted to know if you have any plans.
Konrad Raab: Not currently, although me and my twin brother Lord Raab are trying to capture the tag titles, but that can wait. A lot has changed with myself, never been better to be honest. You know I do anything for you.
Chris Matthews: Well, I was thinking about doing something interesting. But I'm going to need your help with it. So, how about it, Raab? Can you help me?
Konrad Raab: You know I’m more than willing to help you with anything. Sure I’ll help you, but what do you need?
Chris grows a smile on his face as he puts on his tinted shades. He moves towards Konrad and pushes him, making him trip at the bench and hitting the floor. He moves towards him and leans down to grab him by his hair.
Chris Matthews: I want to fight you, Raab. If you refuse, I'll make not only your life hell, but your family as well!
Konrad Raab: W-Why would I refuse to fight you? You know me by now that I never back down from a fight!
Chris sits up and gets a smile on his face. He backs away before turning around and rushing into Konrad hitting him with a punt to the side of his gut!
Chris Matthews: Watch your back, boy. I'll be seeing you soon.
Chris smiles as he walks away and moving towards the door. He turns around and looks at him again.
Chris Matthews Tell that hot piece of ass girlfriend that you have I said hello.
Konrad Raab: NEVER!
Konrad slowly gets himself up and goes towards The Brothers Of Balance locker room, having to explain to Lord Raab what happened as cameras go elsewhere in the arena.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one fall!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the ARENA NAME is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the ALPHA Women’s Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the bell.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Being Accompanied by Sara Daniels… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
"Evacuate the Dance Floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And her opponent tonight… She is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Misty Vega!
DING DING DING
The fans are on their feet for this one. Ana is smirking at Misty who is apprehensive. Ana and Sara discuss something in the corner. Sara and Misty start insulting each other for a while before the ref stands in the centre and waits. Misty runs at Ana! Ana picks up Misty! Misty starts hitting Ana in the back but Ana runs Misty into the corner hard! Misty yells in pain and Ana starts hitting Misty with big corner thrusts as she cries out in pain! Ana whips Misty across the ring into the opposing corner! Misty holds her back in pain and Ana sprints off and hits Misty with a massive corner clothesline and takes her head off! The fans are on their feet as Misty stumbles around and falls to a knee in the centre of the ring!
Steve White: Ana Somnia and Sara Daniels are no longer the EHWF World Tag Team Champions! They handed in the damn titles tonight! I can’t believe it but now Ana Somnia has a date with Jason Dave next week and she’s using Misty Vega to send a message!
Chuck Thompson: Misty Vega not getting much in right now as the powerful Ana Somnia dominates this match!
Ana grabs Misty from behind and hits her with a big German Suplex! She keeps hold of Misty! Misty freaks out and tries to break the grip but gets planted with another German Suplex! Misty yells out in pain as Ana hits her with another German Suplex! Ana yells out and hits Misty with a fourth German Suplex, this time letting her fly across the ring and impact the mat! Ana yanks Misty up but Misty with Ana with a forearm to the head then another then another! She goes for another but Ana blocks it and drops her with a big right hand! The fans are on their feet! Misty takes refuge in the corner but Ana hits her with a mean MMA combo and busts her lip up! Misty keeps trying to create distance and get away from Ana but it’s no good! Misty finally dropkicks Ana’s leg out!
Steve White: Misty creating some distance after catching a beating there and really losing grip of this whole match! If Ana wins this one she’s gonna get a victory over the Jr Heavyweight Champion which is just what she needs for Bloodbath!
Chuck Thompson: Misty can try and build something here!
Misty screams at Ana on the mat and gets Ana in a headlock! Misty gets her back to the ref while trying to choke out Ana and scratches Ana’s face! Ana yells in pain and growls, running Misty into the damn corner hard! Ana hits Misty with a series of MMA style strikes in the corner until the ref stops it! Misty stumbles forward and Ana yells out as she runs up and levels Misty with a massive spear! The fans go wild and Misty can’t muster anything up here! Misty is beaten, bruised and bloody!
Steve White: Misty is beaten to a pulp right now! This is brutal! Ana showing no mercy and Misty is in trouble!
Chuck Thompson: Ana has had enough, she wants to make quick work and now she’s getting pissed that Misty is making this harder on her! Misty looking to make a comeback even thought she’s in bad shape right now!
Ana rips Misty from the mat again and goes for another German Suplex but Misty is able to somersault off of Ana’s back and land on her feet! Misty snaps a kick into Ana’s legs then to the other side! Misty whips Ana into the corner! Misty runs up for a corner splash but Ana dives out of the way and Misty eats the corner hard and stumbles right into Ana’s arms who plants Misty with a big belly to belly suplex! The fans are all on their feet after that one! Ana starts to stomp out Misty on the mat! Ana waits for a groggy Misty to stand up before booting her in the midsection and planting her with a massive Zver Bomb! The fans go NUTS! Ana dives on Misty and starts hitting her with big right hands and hammerfists! Misty stops defending herself as brutally hits her with big shots and the ref dives on her, stopping the match!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner via a technical knockout… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: Ana just took down Misty and sent a message! Ana Somnia with a very dominant in here tonight! Can Ana get the job done next week?
Chuck Thompson: Kill Team X’s attempt to move on to bigger and better things may have just started with this match!
Ana and Sara leave the ring and the fans are still on their feet. The ref checks on Misty who is on the mat in pain. Misty gets a knee and shoves the ref away as she wipes blood away from her mouth. Misty is pissed off and smacks the mat as she’s still half out of it after that one…
…suddenly the lights cut out and the fans go WILD! The lights appear back but they’re dark red in appearance and Misty looks around in shock. Everyone is confused…
Steve White: What the heck!? What the heck is going on now!? Ana and Sara are gone and Misty is left in the ring but now with the lights going bullshit!
The lights flicker off then go back to red and we see Legion standing behind Misty Vega! The fans go WILD! Danae and Kassandra stand on either side of Misty and Misty looks around in shock and confusion! Mister J and Mother stand on the outside and everyone looks at Misty!
Steve White: WHAT!? W-Who!? Is that Legion!? Legion from Divine Wrestling? She’s here! She’s here! What the heck is this!? Legion and… The Hive!
Misty tries to get up and make a run for it but Kassandra and Danae start beating her down! They start raking, scratching and clawing at Misty and she’s covered in scratches and gashes as they proceed to stomp her out on the mat! The fans are confused! Kassandra and Danae roll to the outside with Mister J and Mother as The Hive watches on at Legion standing over the bleeding and beaten Misty in the damn ring!
Steve White: SHIT! Misty just got torn up and beaten down! I have no idea what Legion and The Hive are doing here right now!
Legion looks pissed! Misty looks up and Legion spits her Red Asian Mist in Misty’s face! Misty screams in pain and Legion hits Misty with Knightfall! The fans are going wild! Misty is down and Legion grabs the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt and looks at her reflection in it before tossing it aside. The lights flicker off… When they go back to normal… Legion and The Hive are gone!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Legion debuting in EHWF and destroying Misty Vega here tonight!
Two refs check on the downed and bleeding Misty in the ring as we fade out to a commercial break.
We come into the arena as The CPO’s music hits! The fans wildly boo! Brandon Bash, Black Man, Ace Pena, Alexandria Kendrick and Stephen Sebastian all make their way out on the stage The entire CPO get in the ring and grab some mics. They wait for the fans to stop booing.
Brandon Bash: Cut the music! Cut the music! Enough! We’re out here tonight to take care of business. We’re out here tonight to ensure that The CPO REMAINS the most powerful faction in professional wrestling!
Black Man: At Aces High, that worthless unreliable fucking dog, Cliff Maxwell cost us the match and helped the undeserving Wilmer Patacky get a shot at me and MY EHWF World Championship… a contract that I will have to sign later tonight BECAUSE of Cliff Maxwell… Cliff Maxwell wanted more than anything to be in The CPO… Well it’s not gonna happen! Cliff! Get your ass out here right NOW!
Cliff Maxwell’s music hits and the fans boo even louder! Cliff apprehensively walks out to the ring. He’s all beaten up still from Eric Smith’s beating last week. Cliff Maxwell gets in the ring and keeps his distance from The CPO.
Brandon Bash: What do you have to say for yourself you pathetic fucking bag of shit?!
Cliff Maxwell: P-Please… Brandon. What happened last week wasn’t my fault. Please, you gotta give me another chance!
Black Man: You cost us the match and have endangered my title! You don’t get another chance!
Cliff Maxwell: Please! Please don’t kick me out of The CPO!
Brandon Bash: You were never in The CPO, Cliff. I will admit I had high hopes for you but the fact that you were weak enough to say “I Quit”. The times you cost Ace matches. You conspiring behind my back… You’re fucking done!
Cliff shakes his head and pleads with Black Man and Brandon.
Cliff Maxwell: Please! Please just hea…
Brandon Bash steps forward and kicks Cliff right in the chin with Texas Chin Massacre! The fans go wild and Cliff is down! Ace, Alexandria and Stephen then come up and start stomping him out!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The CPO are taking out the trash! They’re beating the living fuck out of Cliff Maxwell right now! They’re punishing him and kicking him out of the damn group!
They continue the stomp out! Alexandria grabs Cliff from the mat and hits him with Perfect Shot! The fans go wild! Black Man picks up Cliff from the mat and then holds his bleeding head up to the camera! Black Man whips Cliff towards Stephen who then takes Cliff out with a massive Berserker Lariat! The fans go NUTS as Cliff is turned inside out!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Cliff is getting destroyed! Ya gotta stop these guys! This is too much, they’re gonna end his career!
Ace gets up to the top rope. He takes a second to think as he looks down at the lifeless Cliff Maxwell on the mat. Ace leaps off and hits Cliff with his Thrillers Peak 630 Splash! The fans go WILD! A ref tries to stop it but The CPO fend him off easily! Cliff is a bleeding unconscious mess in the ring! Alexandria and Stephen help Cliff up! They hold him as Black Man boots Cliff in the gut! Cliff spits out some blood and Black Man takes him out with a big Black Stunn! The fans go wild as Cliff is DESTROYED on the mat!
Steve White: They freaking killed him! Cliff is dead! What the fuck?!
Brandon Bash grabs the limp Cliff Maxwell and hoists him up! The refs on the outside plead with him not to but Brandon Bash OBLITERATES Cliff Maxwell with The Wicked Prayer! Cliff’s limp and lifeless body lies in a pool of blood, all distorted and bent. We twitches and some EMTs and refs rush in!
Steve White: The CPO have just destroyed Cliff Maxwell here tonight! This is sickening!
The CPO all get their title belts and Brandon Bash raises their arms high in the ring as the EMTs get Cliff out and start strapping him to a stretcher! The boos flow in and The CPO celebrate in the ring!
Brandon Bash: Corporate Powers!
The wheel Cliff Maxwell off as The CPO celebrate in the ring and we fade out to a promo for Bloodbath and the EHWF World Championship match between Wilmer and Black Man next week!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest is a raise the flag cage match and it’s for The EHWF Hardcore Championship! The only way to win is to make it into the second cage on top of the first one and raise the flag at the top!!
Azzurra Rissi's music hits and the fans get up and start making some noise. Azzurra comes out and looks either side of the stage first before making their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get up the steel steps and look out at the fans before they get into the ring and raise their arms while they wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Azzurra Rissi!
“Dark Saturday” by Metric’s methodical opening riffs strike through the P.A. system here in CITY, the fans shouting a raucous ONE! STIFF! BITCH! during the two rests in the song’s intro.
somewhere in the south of france or the caribbean sea,
she said, “i don’t need to make a living,
fake diamonds got nothing one me.”
i met her in the world below.
she’s a tourist of the world beneath.
i said, “everything i built from nothing.”
she said, “i’m so rich, everything’s free.”
SO DARK
it ain’t so dark
SO DARK
it ain’t so dark
The continued song alerts the capacity crowd to the arrival of none other than their One Stiff Bitch, SARA DANIELS. The song chugs along as the Johannesburg Jackhammer stomps through the entrance curtain with a white towel with her logo on it draped over her head, the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP around her waist, and the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP draped over her shoulder. She dons a black leather racer jacket, eyeblack under her right eye, a black and red pair of leathery boyshorts-style bottoms with a gold-studded belt, faint fishnet stockings, black and red boots with gold laces, gold knee pads, black wrist tape, and a black and red bandage-style wrestling top with gold-studded straps. A black towel drapes over her head, however, concealing her blonde locks and the expression on the upper half of her face. She hops up and down on her toes for a beat at the top of the ramp as Emily Haines sings her theme’s chorus.
FOREVER AND NEVER
a torch in search of a flame
TO BE GOOD, GET BETTER
well, i've been feeling this way
FOREVER AND NEVER
a night in search of a day
AS ANXIOUS AS EVER
it's such a dark, dark
DARK SATURDAY!
As her theme’s name is sung, Daniels roars out of her bowed-head stance to deliver her signature gesture and pose, setting off a wall of blood orange sparks cascading behind her. She nods her head with confidence and struts down the entrance ramp, eyes glued to the squared circle, her destination. Once she reaches ringside, she cocks her head to either side to crack her neck and stomps up the stairs. She steps out to the center of the apron, looks out fondly upon the crowd one last time, and pulls the towel down so that it hangs around her neck. Bending under the middle rope, Sara enters the ring and hastens to the center to hop up-and-down on her toes briefly, rolling her intertwined hands around to loosen her wrists before firing shadow boxing strikes into the air. From here, Daniels unfastens her title belts and hoists them high overhead before she nods and pulls back to her corner, where she removes the jacket and hangs it on the top rope near the turnbuckle. She grabs ahold of the top rope on either side of her while facing the center of the ring before essentially champing at the bit to get this fight started.
Illa Isabella: And next up… Making her way to the ring… The Johannesburg Jackhammer… Sara Daniels!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next up… HardKore… Brian Phillips!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And now… Perfection… Kori Argentum!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to finally start.
Illa Isabella: And next… Making his way to the ring… The Iceman… Konrad Raab!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and Thea Nefeli appears in the lights with her fists by her sides and raises them which makes the fans cheer. Thea comes down the ramp and slaps some fans hands while she runs into the ring and looks out at the crowd. She gets on the ropes and leans over on them, raising her arm with the cheering fans. She gets down and waits for her match to start.
Illa Isabella: And finally… She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and the cage is locked! Everyone is apprehensive of each other! Brian instantly starts trading blows with Konrad who is all beaten up and bruised from Chris Matthews earlier in the night! Kori and Azzurra start brawling on the other side of the ring! Sara makes a run for the ladder into the next cage but Thea pulls her drop! Sara drops Thea with a mean MMA elbow! Sara goes back to the ladder but Kori cracks a chair over her back! Azzurra grabs Kori from behind and gets a kendo stick across her neck then hits her with a Russian legsweep! Brian takes Azzurra down with a lariat! Brian grabs Sara and smacks her head off of the ladder! Thea runs up and dropkicks Brian into the cage wall and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: This is brutal! Weapons in that cage and you gotta climb into the next one to raise the flag! Everyone is beating the crap out of each other right now!
Chuck Thompson: Kendo sticks, steel chairs, ladders! This one is ruthless! The Hardcore Championship is on the line!
The brawl continues! Thea snaps a kendo stick over Kori’s back! Thea then starts climbing the ladder! Konrad Raab springboards off of the cage and hits Sara with a flying elbow! Brian and Azzurra team up and take Konrad down, smacking his head off of the cage door! Sara runs up and hits Brian in the back of the head with a massive Nailgun kick and he’s down! Sara then climbs the ladder as well! Thea gets to the second cage! Thea grabs the rope and starts raising the flag but Sara stops her with an MMA combo and the flag comes back down! Sara hits Thea with a huge suplex and the fans go wild! The fans pick up as Konrad starts to stir next to the cage door but Chris Matthews rushes out down the ramp! The fans get loud!
Steve White: What the fuck is Chris Matthews doing out here!? He already assaulted Konrad Raab earlier tonight! Now what does he want!?
Chuck Thompson: For someone who hasn’t even had a match in EHWF yet, he seems to be damn confident!
Chris Matthews grabs the key off the ref and walks up the steel steps to the cage door! He unlocks the chain and opens the door! The fans are going wild! Everyone is confused! Chris Matthews drags Konrad out by his head! Konrad is on the outside and Chris whips him with the chain! Chris does it again and again! Brian in the cage is confused as to what this is but Kori smacks him over the head with a steel bar tray! On the outside! Matthews tosses Konrad into the outer cage wall! Konrad is bleeding! The refs try to stop it but it’s no good! Matthews smacks Konrad’s head off the cage once more! Matthews grabs the steel steps then runs them into Raab’s head! Raab is down! He’s a bleeding and bloody mess! Matthews sets up the steel steps! He grabs Raab’s head and smacks them off the steps then positions him and lines him up! Matthews shoves the ref out of the way! They plead with him not to do it but Matthews runs up and hits Raab with a Reign of Thunder Running pushing stomp to the head right on the steel steps! EMTs rush out and Matthews smirks as he’s forced away!
Steve White: NO! Chris Matthews just interrupted this match, pulled Konrad Raab from the cage, brutally assaulted him and hit Reign of Thunder on the steel steps! Konrad Raab is out of it! NO!!
Chuck Thompson: No idea what Matthews problem is but he just eliminated Raab from this match and looks like he’s really hurt him! Brutal!
Raab is stretchered away by the EMTs and the fans boo! Meanwhile back in the cage - Azzurra, Sara and Thea are brawling in the top cage! Sara appears to get the upper hand, taking both women out and then pulling the rope to raise the flag but they stop her! Sara smacks Azzurra’s head off of the cage wall! Thea boots Sara in the gut then hits her with a roundhouse! Sara rams Thea into the cage wall! Thea then gets tossed head first into the flag pole! Brian Phillips climbs in and comes out of nowhere, hitting a big DDT on Sara on the cage floor! The fans are going nuts! Brian goes to raise the flag! The tackles him off of it! Azzurra grabs a chair and smacks it over Sara’s back! She does it again and again and again and the fans go wild! Kori climbs up and goes to come in but Brian boots her back down and she plummets down to the mat! The fans are getting loud! Azzurra makes a go for the flag!
Steve White: With Raab out, this one is still going strong as everyone beats the shit out of each other! Big shots! Sara looks like she almost had it and now Azzurra is making a run for it!
Chuck Thompson: It’s not easy to raise that flag all the way to the top of the cage without being interrupted!
Azzurra almost gets the flag up! Brian runs at Thea! Thea hits him with a hurricanrana and he hits the flag pole head first and knocks Azzurra down! Sara gets up and dropkicks Thea into the cage wall! Azzurra grabs Sara in a headlock but Sara karate flips her on the cage floor! Thea and Azzurra both dropkick Sara and she plummets back down to the ring through the manhole! The fans are going NUTS! Brian with a big swing! Thea ducks it! He takes out Azzurra with the chair shot! Thea goes to raise the flag! Brian knocks her down as she gets half way!
Steve White: Could Brian do it here tonight!?
Chuck Thompson: The Hardcore Championship is on the line!!
Brian grabs the flag rope and starts to raise it! Thea climbs the cage wall and leaps off, grabbing onto the flag pole and rope! Brian reaches up at her but she sails down smoothly and kicks him in the face! He falls back and knocks Azzurra back! As Thea lands the flag raises! Thea yanks at the rope for the last few tugs and raises the flag at the top of the cage in full! The fans go wild as the bell sounds!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli!
Steve White: Thea Nefeli retains! Smart thinking there by the Hardcore Champion! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: First place I’m headed after this is Thea’s locker room with a bottle of champagne! We’re gonna celebrate!!
Thea gets up and holds the flag and the belt high in the cage as everyone else looks disappointed! She celebrates in the cage as the fans go wild and we fade to a commercial.
As EHWF comes back from a commercial break, Fernandez Gómez is seen standing in the ring. Next to him is a table and four chairs. The fans begin to quiet down and he raises his microphone to his mouth to speak.
Fernandez Gómez: Ladies and gentleman in the arena and to all the fans throughout the world, Welcome to the official contract signing for Brandon Bash and Eric Smith! For Wilmer Patacky and Black Man for the EHWF World Title! This year has been tumultuous and unpredictable. This is what EHWF has and will always be about! But sometimes things must be rained in. The CPO and Smith and Patacky must come to an end! Like all great things! I know entertainment is important, but when things spill over to the outside and become personal, it changes the entertainment aspect. Now, it's time to cast emotions aside and check egos.
Chuck Thompson: He seems positive about this.
Steve White: This is EHWF. This is a ticking time bomb.
Rolling by Limp Bizket hits blast across the arena and the crowd erupts in bos and anger. Black Man and Bradon Bash come out from behind the curtain and soak it all in as they make their way down the ramp. Black man is holding his title over his shoulder and Bash is walking right on his left side. As they climb the ring, Bash opens the ropes for the champ and Black Man climbs in followed by Bash. They both take seats and Black Man Puts the belt on the table.
Fernandez Gómez: And now The Challenger for the title Wilmer Patacky and Eric…
Before he can even finish his sentence the crowd erupts in cheers. Wilmer and Eric are seen at the top of the arena making their way down among the crowd. As they move down the stairs, Wilmer climbs on the railing and slides down on his ass high fiving people as he makes his way down. Someone hands him a beer as he hears the bottom. Wilmer chugs the beer and slides off gracefully. Wilmer stands in the crowd who chant his name. Brandon and Black Man look furious. Black Man grabs a microphone.
Black Man: Seriously?! This is the man who wants my belt? This is the best EHWF has for me? This goofy fuck?
Eric makes his way down near Wilmer who climbs over the barricade and slides into the ring. He hops on top of the table and grabs a microphone.
Wilmer Patacky : GOOFY FUCK?! Me!? Coming from you, I think this is a complement. Considering you're a 50 year old man who still listens to Limp Bizkit!
The crowd erupts in cheers and Black Man smashes his fist on the table. As he's about to get up Fernandez Gómez grabs his shoulders and pushes him back down. Wilmer laughs, turns around and pulls down his pants, mooning both Black Man and Brandon Bash. Eric Smith slides into the ring just as they both attempt to get up. Eric makes eye contact with them both as Wilmer pulls his pants back up and jumps off the table. Both he and Eric sit down across from Bash and Black Man.
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer will always be Wilmer!
Fernandez Gómez: As I was saying! Cast emotions aside and check egos! Before all four of you are your contracts. Once they are signed, you will officially and legally be obligated to not touch each other until the next Pay Per View. What that means is this: No assaults in or out of the company. By proxy or doing the deed yourself. This is going to be settled like men and be completely legal.
Eric and Brandon keep staring at each other. Black Man stares at Wilmer whos can't stop laughing. Black Man sighs and grabs a microphone again.
Black Man: FINE! But after all of this, after the next match. AFTER I BEAT YOU WILMER! No more. You will never face me again. You won't look at me again! You are bottom of the fucking barrel Wilmer. You should have never even gotten this far. So after I leave you in a heap in the middle of the ring. YOU...ARE...DONE!
Wilmer stops laughing and just smirks at Black Man. Wilmer raises his microphone
Wilmer Patacky: You have tried so very very hard Mr. Man. You and Brandon have attempted to end everything. You ruined my life. You nearly ended my life. I may be at the bottom of the barrel. But remember this! The Creeeeaaaaaam…!
Wilmer stands up and makes a jack off motion towards the face of Black Man.
Wilmer Patacky: THE CREAM! Always rises to the top! I will take your belt and I will take your fucking barrel and smash it over your head!
Black Man looks like he's going to have a headache and pinches the bridge of his nose. The crowd erupts in Wacky chants.
Wacky! Wacky! Wacky! Wacky!
Steve White: Black Man looks like he's having an aneurysm dealing with Wilmer!
The camera pans over to Eric Smith and Brandon Bash. Both men look unfazed by what's going on and keep staring at each other. Brandon is the first to pick up the microphone.
Brandon Bash: This is the part where I say something witty and you say something witty. I have many things I want to say to you. The first is this, how could you? I made you rich. I made you family. We even have battled together in the past. But that's the past. Yet somehow, you align yourself with this...this DILDO! You just couldn't stay away and mind your own business. What I do with my family, my money and my business is just that. My fucking business Eric! I make the best decisions based on what's best for me. And then you come along and ruin that. I am going to be very clear with you. You are nothing but a bunch of dead memories. You call yourself the rage because you're haunted by your dead memories. It makes you angry and weak. It's time to let go, Eric. let go of your shitty past. Just fade the fuck away.
Eric stares daggers into Bash. Black man also smiles along with Bash.
Eric Smith: I may be a man haunted by dead memories Bash. But one memory that will haunt you is this. The family you abandoned now calls me daddy.
Bash loses it and has to be restrained by Fernandez Gómez. Abruptly out of nowhere, two men jump into the ring and dive on the table.
Chuck Thompson: Korey Kill and Solomon Graham!
Steve White: It looks like they are trying to steal contracts ! What the hell are they thinking?! These two guys got beat earlier tonight and now Graham and Kill are after the contracts!
As the two men grab the contracts, they come face to face with both Wilmer and Black Man. Korey and Solomon attempt to make a quick attempt out of the ring but are stopped by Wilmer and Black Man who start tugging at the contracts. Fernandez Gómez attempts to establish order in the ring when the fans go nuts and the camera pans to the entrance ramp and Jason Dave is seen holding up the old EHWF championship.
Chuck Thompson: And another person to add to the mix! Jason Dave is watching all of this unfold from the damn stage and he STILL has that OLD EHWF World Championship belt with him!
Korey Kill and Solomon Graham notice Jason dave. Both Black Man and Wilmer make eye contact and release the contracts. Graham and Kill nearly fall out of the ring. When they turn around they are both met by a super kick from Wilmer and Black Man.
Steve White: I guess they can get along only when someone is stealing their shit!
Both Kill and Graham fall out of the ring right in front of Jason Dave, who is just staring at both men. He steps on and over both of their barely moving bodies and stares at all the men in the ring who just stare right back. Fernandez Gómez is going crazy in the ring screaming at everyone. Smith and Bash are still staring at eachother like dogs who don't know if they are going to fight. Fernandez Gómez picks up all the contracts, slams them on the table and screams.
Fernandez Gómez: Sign these fucking contracts right now! Or, I swear to God I will fire you all! And you! Jason Dave! What the fuck!? Fuck off asshole!
Jason Dave is seen making kissy faces at everyone on the ring. As he is doing this, Wilmer grabs his contract and signs it as does Eric Smith. They both slam the contracts down and wait for Black Man and Brandon Bash.
Fernandez Gómez: SIGN THEM!
Black Man looks annoyed and picks up the paperwork, reads over it and then signs it. Bash Follows suite. Fernandez Gómez falls down into a chair and looks like he's about to pass out. Eric Smith and Wilmer Patacky both climb out of the ring and make their way back. Jason Dave doesn't move and gets shoulder checked by Eric Smith. Dave grabs Smith's forearm and smiles. Eric smiles back and mouths what appears to be “I did it before. I’ll do it again.” Dave keeps staring at Eric until Wilmer is seen licking his finger and putting it into Jason's Dave ear. Dave freaks out and lets go of Eric's arm and the two men leave the arena. The camera pans back at Black Man who's seething in the ring. Both he and Bash are muttering to each other and from what little can be heard, it sounds like “How do we get out of this?" And something about “lawyers”. Black Man takes notice of Jason Dave again and stands up with his title. He raises it into the air and spits at Jason Dave.
Steve White: What an incredible night! Well ladies and gentlemen that’s all we have time for! It’s been amazing but Bloodbath is next week and so much shit is gonna go down! Don’t miss it! We’ll see you next week! Good luck and be safe!!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem LIVE from the Divine Compound here off the coast of Puerto Rico! Tonight - we have a massive night planned at the new home of EHWF. We have a MASSIVE main event planned as Thea Nefeli will defend her EHWF Hardcore Championship in a Raise The Flag Cage Match against 5 others and it’s gonna be huge! After a few weeks on a roll, Thea has yet another defence after coming away with the win in the blackjack ladder match last week at Aces High as she finally gets that singles groove she’s been after since coming to EHWF! Can she get the win in an incredibly difficult match here tonight though or will it be the end for her title reign already?
Chuck Thompson: That’s gonna be massive but I can’t wait for what everyone on the planet has been waiting for and that’s the contract signing between Wilmer Patacky and Black Man for the EHWF World Championship match at Bloodbath next week! That Stadium Match at Aces High was incredible, one of the biggest most brutal fights in EHWF that I’ve ever seen and FINALLY these two bitter rivals will get to do battle for the World Title at Bloodbath! Eric Smith and Brandon Bash are also gonna be at the contract signing to try and set up time to settle differences of their own!
Steve White: That’ll be huge BUT we also have a huge champion vs. champion co main event tonight with EHWF World Tag Team Champion, Ana Somnia fighting it out with EHWF Junior Heavyweight Champion Misty Vega! Both of these fiendish women will be looking for a massive rush of momentum here tonight by getting a victory over another champion but only one of them is going to be able to walk away with this big win!
Chuck Thompson: Things are really, really heating up in EHWF now and the world was shocked when Jason Dave made a big return to EHWF last week, claiming that he’s still the EHWF Champion, he never lost the belt and he’s here to fuck shit up! That’s not going to sit well with everyone but he’s here tonight to reveal more of what he’s on about… We’re also going to have a huge contest that everyone and their mother have wanted to see for a LONG time in Joanna Rissi vs. Alexandria Kendrick as this CPO war really heats up now that The Rissi’s have gotten themselves involved! These two women are no strangers to each other and it’s no secret that they’ll want to take each other out tonight!
Steve White: And the opener! A huge 4 way match with a lot to prove as Solomon Graham vs. Lord Raab vs. Korey Kill vs. Chemic will kick things off with all of these men desperately needing not only a big win but also bragging rights here in EHWF! We have big matches and big moments all booked in for tonight here on Mayhem and it’s going to be amazing, Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for tonight, Steve! Lets start the show!
The PA booms on and Jason Dave’s music hits! The fans give a mixed reaction as he runs out on the stage and holds up the old EHWF World Championship belt! The fans then start to boo as the smirking Jason Dave makes his way down the ramp while holding his title belt up!
Steve White: And there’s the man who for weeks made mysterious hidden promos about what he calls the “New Era” of EHWF not being as good as him or as EHWF back in his day - Jason Dave! He also made his return at EHWF Aces High last week where he attacked everyone in the Blackjack Ladder match and declared that he was STILL the EHWF World Champion which we all know is false!
Jason Dave gets in the ring and grabs a mic as he waits for the fans to stop booing.
Jason Dave: Y’already know who it is! It’s the EHWF Champion… Jason Dave bay-bay!
The fans let out a massive boo and he holds his title belt up.
Jason Dave: Everyone out there! All of the fans have been saying the same thing since December 2019 and that is that Jason Dave or anyone who was in the old EHWF couldn’t hack it in the new EHWF… that we’re not good enough… Well you know what I got to say?
Dave holds the title belt up to the booing fans once more!
Jason Dave: I say that I never lost the EHWF World Championship! EHWF closed in 2018 when I was the EHWF World Champion! In fact, the last match that EHWF hosted before they sold to Major League Baseball was the EHWF Meltdown Chamber match where I successfully defended MY EHWF World Championship that NO ONE in the world has defeated me for!
Steve White: Is this guy out of his mind? That championship is retired! It’s null and void! Maybe he should take this up with Black Man?
The fans aren’t happy with this and the boos get louder, forcing Jason Dave to flip off the angry fans who then try and toss garbage at him from the crowd.
Jason Dave: See! Y’all motherfuckers have always been the damn same! You people should be cheering me! You should be worshipping me! And furthermo…
Jason Dave is interrupted as Michael Rissi’s music hits and the fans go BERSERK with cheers as the big man appears on the stage. Jason Dave backs up a little and clutches his title belt close to his shoulder as Michael comes down the ramp.
Steve White: Oh shit! Here we go! It’s Michael Rissi! Jason Dave’s former Tag Team Partner for years! These two men accomplished so much together and now once again after so many years, they’re in the same ring! The two original members of UGK are here!
The fans are still going nuts! Michael gets in the ring and paces up and down waiting for the fans to quiet down as Jason Dave backs up in the corner with his belt.
Michael Rissi: Jason… Jason? Jason? …Are you serious right now?
The fans go wild and Jason doesn’t look happy as Michael smirks with all the laughs from the crowd.
Michael Rissi: It’s been a while Jason but you can’t be legit right now, walking into here with the OLD EHWF Championship belt which, I agree you never lost but you know how this works… You’re not the EHWF Champion anymore and if you WERE good enough to hand with the “New Era” or “New Breed” of EHWF Competitor as you call them then you would have come back a long time ago but we all know that this is just a cliche attempt at trying to claw back some relevancy in the world of wrestling? What’s wrong? Run out of money? Hmm? Those dumpster fires of wrestling companies you were in couldn’t pay you more than $50 a night in front of 40 people?
Jason Dave: How… Dare… You… Do you know who I am? I am the EHWF World Champi…
Michael Rissi: You’re a piece of SHIT! Is what you are!
The fans go wild and Jason looks deeply offended!
Michael Rissi: You think you can just talk shit about everyone with your little pals, then talk shit about EHWF when you’re on the unemployment line then just waltz back in and still call yourself the champion with the defunct EHWF Championship on your shoulder? You’re fucking pathetic dude and you know it… Just like all those other motherfuckers who are God knows where now, you are… FUCKING PATHETIC!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Michael Rissi laying out a verbal beating on Jason Dave right now and I can’t say I expected this!
Just as Jason goes to speak, Korey Kill’s music hits and the fans go back to booing. Jason and Michael don’t look impressed as Korey Kill marches down the ramp and slides into the ring then demands a mic from both Michael and Jason. Neither man gives him their mic so he asks for one from a ref outside.
Steve White: Here comes Korey Kill and now it’s a UGK reunion!
Korey Kill: Jason. I was so happy to see you back man! Dude, you got no idea how happy I was to see you at Aces High. You came in for the hug but then you kick me in the balls and lay me out!? What the fuck is up with that you asshole!
Korey looks at Dave and points at Michael.
Korey Kill: You and I could have teamed up and taken out this piece of shit once and for all! But, even you did me wrong Jason. You guys are BOTH fucking assholes.
Jason Dave: Korey, instead of going on and on about how you lost everything because of the breakup of UGK and Michael taking you down why don’t you come to terms with the fact that you fucking suck? There’s no getting around it dude. We were never friends and you were never any good and that’s why you couldn’t survive past 2012 in EHWF you fucking hack. Why the fuck would I ever team up with someone like you again? To set myself up for failure?
Michael Rissi: Set yourself up?! You ARE a failure? Where have you been for the past 3 years? Take a look, it’s got failure written all over it!
Jason gets pissed off and he and Michael go to get in close but Korey gets in between them and sticks his finger in their faces in a rage!
Korey Kill: FIRST! I’m gonna kick your ass! THEN I’m gonna kick your ass!
Michael Rissi: Why don’t you fucking bring it then?! C’mon! Both of you!
Jason Dave: Neither of you deserve to be in the ring with the EHWF World Champion! So get the fuck out and let me finish what I was saying to these dirty hicks the crowd!
Dave holds his belt up and the fans boo! Michael and Korey advance on him and it looks like all three men are about to come to blows but a voice cuts in and stops them all as Fernandez Gomez appears on the stage!
Fernandez Gomez: Wait! WAIT! We’re not gonna do this here… First of all Korey Kill! Get the fuck out of the ring!
Korey Kill: What!? What the fuck are you talking about?!
Fernandez Gomez: In the ring we have the only 2 guys in EHWF to be 2 time hall of famers. We also have 2 guys who are former EHWF World Champions and former EHWF Hardcore Champions… Then we got YOU! Korey, you have a match up next! You’re not needed here so get the fuck out, go to the back and get ready to compete up next!
The fans boo and Korey Kill is pissed off!
Korey Kill: Yo! Yo this is bullshit man!
Fernandez Gomez: I’m not gonna yell you again - if I have to say it one more time, I’m just gonna fire you!
Korey shakes his head as the fan laugh at him. He berates the fans and flips off Michael and Jason before getting out of the ring and walking up the ramp. Korey shares an intense stare-off with Gomez on the stage before disappearing to the back.
Fernandez Gomez: As for you two! No one has seen Michael Rissi and Jason Dave fight before and they’re not gonna see it tonight! NO! If that’s gonna go down then motherfuckers are gonna pay for it! I’m gonna make some damn MONEY off of that esse! So we’re gonna leave that for another time!
Michael Rissi: Fine with me but this fuckwit is going around calling himself the EHWF World Champion…
Jason Dave: That’s because I AM the EHWF World Champion… Motherfuckers!
Dave holds up the old EHWF World Championship belt to the fans who all boo him.
Fernandez Gomez: You are NOT the champion you fucking idiot!
Jason Dave: I got this belt! I never los…
Fernandez Gomez: You think I care?! If you want to compete then you sign a contract TONIGHT and book in for a match at Bloodbath - otherwise you can FUCK OFF!
Jason Dave: Dude… I got connections here…
Fernandez Gomez: Fuck them too! You start from the bottom and your belt doesn’t mean shit! I’ll give you to the end of the night to sign a contract and get on the card for Bloodbath… And you can shove that belt up your ass!
The fans cheer as Gomez’s music hits and he walks out. Rissi smirks and leaves the ring as well as Dave gets up on the ropes and yells out at both of them while holding his belt up! Dave slides out of the ring looking pissed off as he continues to claim he’s the champion!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 4 way match set for one fall!
“Skeleton Key” plays over the PA system and we hear these words open the song...
"In another life, another place... there was a shadow without a face.
I could see... the survivors, were few...
Memories to which I cling, things I do and songs I sing...
They all... bring me back, to you..."
Then, after the first verse ends and we hit the chorus, out from the curtain comes Solomon Graham, to a chorus of boos raining down on him from the capacity crowd. We see that Solomon has a roll of white hockey tape in his left hand. He puts his hands on his hips before sighing and shaking his head at the booing. He then proceeds to take a strip of tape from the roll and wrap his right wrist up in tape.
After wrapping it in about five layers of tape, he then turns it diagonally and proceeds to also wrap his knuckles in tape as well, all the while slowly and methodically walking towards the ring. He then bites the tape in two, wrapping the strip still connected to the roll back on and wrapping the strip attached to him around the knuckle, before driving his right hand directly into his open left hand and walking to the ring, on the way stopping to taunt the fans and give them shit. He climbs the ring apron and wipes his feet on the apron. He then steps into the ring, gets into his corner and waits for his opponent.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Solomon Graham!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next… Chemic!
The arena turns red and the voice of Korey Kill fills the arena, "LETS GET FUCKING SICK!", Then "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits! Korey Kill comes running from the back, charging the ring like a pissed bull. He dives into the ring, sliding up to his knees and flexing before he leaps to his feet bouncing around in his corner, waiting for the match to begin. Korey gives a smirk out to the fans and taunts them as he waits for his opponent or the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponent tonight… Korey Kill!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Their opponent tonight… Lord Raab!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Korey Kill vs. Lord Raab vs. Chemic vs. Solomon Graham
The fans are going wild as the 4 men are all squared up and ready to fight! Korey and Chemic lock up! Raab and Solomon lock up! Solomon knees Raab in the balls and Raab falls back as Solomon gets him in the corner and starts stomping him out but Chemic whips Korey into Solomon and they both land on Raab then Chemic runs up and splashes on all 3 in the corner and gets some cheers! Chemic grabs Korey and starts hitting him with big right hands! Korey responds with some of his own! They trade the blows but Chemic headbutts Korey to the mat! Raab hits Chemic with a big right then another then another then drops Chemic with a big uppercut! Korey comes up behind Raab and boots him in the side! Solomon and Korey look at each other and they start wildly swinging and hit Raab with a double team of forearms and punches to his back and head! The fans boo as Solomon and Korey team up!
Steve White: These 4 men are beating the crap out of each other here tonight because so much is on the line for these guys who all need a win!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right but it looks like Solomon Graham and Korey Kill are teaming up! After months of falling off and sucking and losing his title, Solomon Graham has changed his tune here in EHWF!
Korey and Solomon boot Raab down! Solomon with a knee to the kneeling Raab then another then another then another! Korey brushes his boot off of Raab’s head and he goes down! Korey and Solomon laugh as the fans boo them. They lean down and insult Raab but he awakens suddenly and grabs Korey by the throat and stands up! Solomon goes to help but Solomon gets grabbed around the throat as well and Raab is PISSED as he chokes both men in the ring! Solomon and Korey both boot Raab in the gut and then plant him with a double suplex! They get up and start to stomp out Raab but Chemic runs in and shoves Korey into Solomon and they go down! Korey runs over but Chemic knees him in the gut then tosses him across the ring to the mat! Solomon runs up with his running knee strike! Chemic dodges and Solomon misses! Solomon runs back but Chemic plants him with a big pop up Samoan Drop! The fans go wild as Solomon takes the impact and Chemic covers!
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Raab breaks it up!
Steve White: Quick thinking from The Masked German Monster there! Chemic cleaning things up and taking Solomon Graham out with a massive Samoan Drop! These 4 men are gonna brutalise each other here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Raab so powerful and aggressive, runs in and saves this one and now he and Chemic are about to come to blows dammit!!
Chemic and Raab start trading right hands! Chemic shoots some smoke out of his arm and Raab gets blinded! Chemic gets a boot in then he grabs the coughing and blinded Raab and pulls him into his legs! Chemic goes to hoist the big Raab up for a Chemical Plant but Raab kicks around and lands back on his feet then stands up and counters with a big body drop on Chemic! There is a massive thud! Chemic is in pain on the mat but Raab can’t follow up because of the effects of the smoke! The fans are going nuts! Raab goes to come in to grab Chemic but Solomon and Korey swarm him again and beat him down as the boos get loud! They whip Raab into the ropes! He comes back but breaks their double clothesline attempt! Korey boots Raab in the head! Raab falls back! Solomon runs up but he gets hit with a massive uppercut from Raab! Chemic comes off of the top rope and hits Korey with a flying axe handle and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: It’s a brawl now! Raab taking Solomon out there and Chemic taking out Korey with that flying axe handle! These guys have beat the living crap out of each other tonight!
Chuck Thompson: That’s how bad they want this win but there can only be ONE winner here!
Raab and Chemic start trading blows again! Raab headbutts Chemic into the ropes! Raab scoops Chemic up on his shoulder then plants Chemic with a big scoopslam! Chemic slowly sits up but Raab bounces off of the ropes then runs back and leaps down with a big dropkick to the head of the seated Chemic! The fans go WILD! Chemic starts to get up and Raab grabs him around the neck but Chemic with a thumb to the eye! Raab falls back! Korey starts hitting Chemic with big rights and big lefts then takes Chemic out with a huge big boot! Raab grabs Korey by the hair and headbutts him! Solomon bounces off of the ropes and jumps a knee into Raab’s chest! Solomon tries to run Raab back to the corner but Raab throws him into there and Solomon yells out in pain holding his back! Raab hits Solomon with a big corner clothesline! Raab shoves Solomon over out of the corner! Raab gets out to the apron and gets to the second ropes as the fans go WILD! Raab leaps off and hits Solomon with a flying clothesline through the air! The fans GO NUTS! Raab rolls up to his feet quickly and then calls of the end!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! These guys going overdrive but Raab coming out on top and even going up high to take out Solomon as these fans go wild!!
Chuck Thompson: This has turned out to be one amazing match and this is just the opener into a HUGE night that we’ve got planned! All these guys want this win but it looks like Raab is calling for the end right now!
Korey runs up and knocks Raab down hard! The fans are going nuts! Korey starts to stomp out Raab but Chemic hits Korey with a mat slam from behind and the fans are on their feet! Chemic grabs Korey from the mat! Korey hits Chemic with a belly to belly! Solomon slides down and covers him!
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Korey rips Solomon off of Chemic and the team up is over as they argue! Solomon hits Korey with a big right hand! Korey drops Solomon with his own right hand and the fans are going wild! Korey and Solomon turn around but Raab comes over and takes both men out with a double clothesline! Chemic quickly hoists Raab up and hits the big man with a huge Samoan Drop with great strength as the fans GO NUTS with all 4 men down!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This is huge! This is amazing! They’re tearing each other apart right now! Hard hitting! Powerful and fast paced!! What more could you ask for as these 4 men put on an instant classic here tonight! How much more punishment could these men possibly take here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: This is an amazing match but these guys have torn each other apart and beat each other senseless and now there MUST be a winner!
Chemic gets up! He boots Raab in the gut! Korey nails Chemic in the back and then spins him around and tosses him out of the ring! Korey turns back and Solomon boots Korey in the balls! Korey coughs and splutters and then falls through the middle ropes and to the outside! Solomon turns around but Raab hits him with a big right hand then another then another! Raab with big swinging right hands! Raab brushes Solomon’s face and snaps a big uppercut into his jaw as Solomon bleeds from his nose and mouth and falls against the ropes! Solomon stumbles forward into a big boot to the head from Raab! Everyone else is down! Solomon struggles to get up! Raab grabs him and hits him with Killerbuster and the fans go NUTS! Solomon gets covered by Raab as the fans get louder!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Lord Raab!
Steve White: Lord Raab pulls off a big and very much needed victory here tonight! What a damn match that was! I gotta say I wasn’t expecting such a damn fight but that was amazing!
Chuck Thompson: They definitely beat the shit out of each other tonight but Lord Raab comes out on top and now he can do something with that momentum while everyone else has to lick their wounds and try harder!
Lord Raab looks up and throws his arms out as he stands over a downed Solomon Graham sending pyro shooting out of the turnbuckle! The fans are going WILD as we then fade out backstage!
We come in backstage where Patricia Downs is in the interview area with a mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Joining me are my guests at this time… Zoe McDraven and her new tag team partner… Jade Moxie!
The fans watching on the tron black in the arena go WILD as Zoe and her new friend and partner Jade Moxie step onto the interview platform. Patricia steps forward asks her first question.
Patricia Downs: Zoe, Jade, it’s great to have you both here tonight but we haven’t had the pleasure of meeting Jade Moxie before.
Zoe McDraven: Well let me introduce my tag team partner, my friend and EHWF’s newest signing, Jade Moxie! Jade, why don’t you tell them who you are.
Jade Moxie: I’m Jade and I’m here in EHWF to finally accomplish my goal of coming into the big leagues and winning championships gold and what better way to do that then to come in with one of my best friends, Zoe and make a run for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
The fans go wild and Jade gets a massive POP from the crowd!
Patricia Downs: So you’re both geared towards the EHWF World Tag Team Championships now? Kill Team X have been so dominant and have taken out everyone that has been put in front of them. Jade, you haven’t even debuted yet… do you think you guys can really get the job done against one of the strongest tag teams in pro wrestling history?
Zoe McDraven: They’re tough but we’ve got something they don’t have and that’s heart and soul!
Jade Moxie: And I might not be experienced but after I find my feet here in EHWF, I guarantee that you’ll be calling Zoe and I tag team champs! I’m not focused on anyone or anything else right now except myself and having a big and successful debut here in EHWF.
Patricia Downs: And so what do we call this dynamic new teaming of Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie?
Zoe McDraven: You can call us Future Shock…
Zoe and Jade walk off the platform as the fans watching cheer. We cut away backstage.
We come in backstage as we quickly follow Ana Somnia and Sara Daniels who are storming down the hallway. The cameras feverishly follow the EHWF World Tag Team Champions as they stop at one of the doors. We zoom in on the door that reads the label “Fernandez Gomez.” Ana and Sara burst through the door and we come into Gomez’s office.
Fernandez Gomez: What the FUCK is the meaning of this?!
Fernandez is seated behind his desk. A younger woman in business attire is on the other side of the desk. Ana and Sara walk over to the desk and toss their EHWF World Tag Team Championship belts on top of the table all over Gomez’s paperwork.
Ana Somnia: We’ve beaten everyone in your tag team division. Every damn challenge you’ve put in front of us, we have overcome. We’re here to trade these titles in.
Fernandez Gomez: What do you mean, trade them in?!
Sara Daniels: We’re giving up these titles. We’re handing them back and vacating them in exchange for aa World Championship match.
Ana Somnia: There’s nothing left for Kill Team X to do. Here are the titles now in exchange you have to put us in the main event at Bloodbath next week with Black Man and Wilmer Patacky…
Fernandez Gomez: That’s not going to happen… That’s not how it works. You can trade these titles in and bank it for goodwill but I’m not gonna put you into the World Championship match next week. If you want a number one contenders match in exchange then be my guest…
Ana and Sara have to think about it for a moment. The woman at the other side of the desk in between Ana and Sara chimes in.
Mya Gomez: May I butt in here for a moment?
The young woman stands up. Fernandez gives her a dirty look but she continues anyway.
Mya Gomez: Hi, I’m Mya, I’m Fernandez’s daughter. Jason Dave is walking around with the old EHWF Championship belt calling himself the World Champion. Clearly he’s delusional and he’s just going to try and use this as a way to get into the ACTUAL world championship picture… but how about, next week one of you fight the OLD World Champion… and if you beat Jason Dave, then you’re in! That can be the trade off…
Sara Daniels: Hmm. I don’t know…
Ana Somnia: That sounds good to me. Ana Somnia vs. Jason Dave will be a treat to the fans… After I destroy him, then you can put me in a World Championship match where I belong!
Mya Gomez: Splended… Well, in that case, I hope both of you win in your matches tonight because next week, you take on a 2x Hall of Famer and Former EHWF World Champion at Bloodbath!
Fernandez takes the EHWF World Tag Team Championship belts and puts them behind his desk. Ana and Sara look at each other as Ana walks out of the office. We cut back to the ring for the next match.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one fall!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Being Accompanied by Michael Rissi… Joanna Rissi!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. Strapped around her waist is her EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championship, with her gloves seen stuffed in between her body and the belt on the left side of her waist. Alexandria reaches down and pulls her gloves free before pulling each glove over both of her hands. They seemed to also have a teal grim reaper design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, reaching back and unstrapping the Mixed Tag Team Championship from around her waist. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises the Mixed Tag Team Championship in her right hand up into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And her opponent tonight… Being Accompanied by one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Ace Pena… The other half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Alexandria Kendrick vs. Joanna Rissi
The bell sounds and the fans are going wild as the two popular stars circle each other in the ring! There is a lot of intensity between both parties right now as they come in to lock up but Joanna opts for a quick knee to the midsection! Joanna grabs Alexandria by the back of the head and whips her into the ropes! Joanna then takes Alexandria down with a rebounding dropkick! They get up and Joanna gets Alexandria in a headlock! Alexandria quickly reverses that into a wristlock! Joanna counters into a hammerlock! Alexandria steps through into a hammerlock from behind! Joanna twists out into a standing armbar! Alexandria spins around and hits an arm drag but Joanna cartwheels out of it and comes off of the ropes and lunges at Alexandria who leapfrogs Joanna as the fans GO NUTS! Joanna bounces off of the rope and Alexandria takes Joanna out with a jumping spinning heel kick, taking her down as the fans roar at the impressive fast paced technical masterpiece contest!
Steve White: WOW! Here we go! These two rivals are going at it right now! Counters, reversals, fast paced action as these two put on one heck of a show! This one is really heating up right now!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck… Look at these two goddesses, Steve! I don’t care who’s out there, I’m gonna slide up in that fuckin’ ring right now!
Alexandria stomps out Joanna on the mat until the ref stops her. Alexandria picks Joanna up and whips her into the corner! Alexandria runs up and goes for a corner move but Joanna runs out and slides through Alexandria’s legs as Alexandria hits the corner hard! Alexandria stumbles out holding her arm as Joanna springs off of the middle ropes to the top rope then springboards off and flies through the air, dragging a big flying kick across Alexandria’s chest and taking her down! The fans are going wild! Joanna lines Alexandria up and bounces off of the ropes! As Alexandria sits up, Joanna runs up and hits Alexandria in the head with a knee strike! The fans get to their feet! Joanna grabs the top rope and vaults up to the top then flings off and flies out with a flying moonsault! Alexandria gets her knees up and Joanna lands hard! Joanna falls off and rolls around on the mat in pain as she holds her torso! Alexandria gets to the ropes in pain and talks with Ace on the outside! Joanna gets up slowly and Alexandria runs up and pushes off of her back for a scissor kick but Joanna sidesteps it and rolls Alexandria up!
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They both get up! Alexandria ducks a swing from Joanna and front flips into the ropes then backs up and hits Joanna with a big springboard elbow! Joanna stumbles back, holding her jaw as Alexandria springs off of the middle ropes and hits Joanna with a flying crossbody! Joanna is down and Alexandria hooks both legs off of the impact as the fans go wild!
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The fans are on their feet!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! This is a damn classic! Joanna Rissi and Alexandria Kendrick really going at it as the beat the crap out of each other! Technical and High Flying action right now! Some close calls but both women refusing to lose!
Chuck Thompson: These fans are going nuts as both of these women are begging for a win over the other and they’re going all out tonight!!
Everyone is going nuts! Alexandria gets Joanna in a headlock on the mat and gets her up! Joanna is getting choked out but Joanna hoists Alexandria up on her back and hits her with a big slam! The fans are going wild! Joanna grabs the ropes and springs to the top then launches off for her Rissastrophy Corkscrew Moonsault! Alexandria rolls out of the way! Joanna lands on her feet and catches herself! Alexandria’s eyes go wide! Joanna standing moonsaults onto Alexandria on the mat and the fans go wild! Joanna covers!
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Joanna can’t believe it! Joanna yells and calls for her Final Strike Shining Wizard! Alexandria is groggy and gets to a knee! Joanna bounces off of the ropes but Ace reaches in and trips Joanna up! Joanna falls on the mat! Ace braces as Michael sprints around the ring and then levels Ace with a massive clothesline! Ace hits the floor hard! Joanna gets up but Alexandria hits Joanna with her End Game knee off of the trip! The fans go wild! The ref comes over and kicks Michael and Ace out from ringside! Michael and Ace are forced out! The fans are booing as Joanna is on the mat holding her bleeding mouth as Alexandria gets up and smirks!
Steve White: Another close one from Joanna! Michael and Ace are banned from ringside after Ace gets involved! Alexandria takes the damn advantage off that and gets that huge End Game knee on Joanna!!
Chuck Thompson: She busted Joanna the fuck open there and Alexandria may have done the damage off of that one!
The damage is done to Joanna! Alexandria grabs her and pulls her up for Perfect Shot but much to the surprise of Alexandria, Joanna runs her into the corner back first out of desperation! Alexandria gets rammed and Joanna hits Alexandria with some corner thrusts! Joanna then whips Alexandria but Alexandria reverses it! Joanna jumps up on the turnbuckle and backflips off behind Alexandria who goes to follow her! Joanna goes for Celestial Shot superkick but she’s woozy from the End Game knee and misses! Alexandria sidesteps and then grabs Joanna’s hair, twists it in her hand and yanks Joanna down to the mat! Joanna’s neck gets whiplash and she screams in pain as she holds her head and neck on the mat and Alexandria lines her up!
Steve White: Both women STILL going! Alexandria pulling out End Game again! No good! Joanna with Celestial Shot! A big miss! Alexandria resorting to that hair pull giving Joanna whiplash.
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria lining Joanna up as she finally gains control in this incredible contest! This one is stealing the show!
Alexandria pulls Joanna in for Perfect Shot! Joanna pulls Alexandria forward and hits her with a ripcord elbow to the face! Alexandria falls onto the middle rope and the fans go wild! An exhausted Joanna wipes blood from her mouth and comes off the ropes then goes for a tiger feint kick but Alexandria ducks it! Joanna is all spun around! Alexandria runs up and hits Joanna with a running hurricanrana! The fans are going wild! Alexandria stars smacking the ropes and hyping herself up, calling for the end as all the fans cheer!
Steve White: Alexandria trying time and time again to put Joanna away after all of this but she can’t get there! She can pull it off! Alexandria high flying offence puts Joanna down there.
Chuck Thompson: Can Alexandria follow the fuck up and win this one?!
Joanna is up and Alexandria with the spinning backfist! Joanna ducks it and springs off of the middle ropes and hits Alexandria with a springboard hurricanrana! The fans are on their feet! The crowd is so loud as Joanna and Alexandria steal this one tonight! Joanna jumps up on Alexandria’s back then spins around on her neck and hits her with a hurricanrana! Joanna wants the Rissastrophy! She gets to the top rope and launches off with her corkscrewing through the air! Alexandria rolls out of the way! Joanna lands on her feet and avoids disaster! Both women run at each other and they take each other out with a lariat each! The fans ERUPT with cheers! Both women are down! Alexandria and Joanna are exhausted! The fans get up to their feet as they both start to stir!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! They’re still going! They’re STILL going! These fans are so loud! They just took EACH OTHER out!
Chuck Thompson: They’ve stolen the show here tonight! These two bitter rivals are going to put each other through punishment here tonight!
They’re up! Alexandria with a chop to the neck! Alexandria with comes off of the middle ropes and flies through with Lethal Injection springboard roundhouse! The fans GO WILD! Joanna falls into the corner, limp! Alexandria runs up for End Game again! Joanna dives out of the way and Alexandria catches herself in the corner! Alexandria ducks as Joanna comes off of the top rope with a flying move but Joanna barrel rolls out of it! Alexandria with a the spinning backfist! Joanna ducks it! Joanna with Celestial Shot! Alexandria ducks that! Alexandria boots Joanna in the midsection! Joanna shoves Alexandria into the ropes and Alexandria comes back with End Game but Joanna jumps on Alexandria and hits her with a satellite DDT! The fans GO NUTS! Alexandria is hurt! Joanna again wipes blood from her mouth! Alexandria to a knee! Joanna goes for Final Strike! Alexandria ducks it and grabs Joanna’s head then drives her knees into her back and hits her with a backstabber! The fans are going nuts!
Steve White: Knees to the back! Joanna couldn’t avoid it and now she’s all sorts of fucked up after that one! Joanna has taken a lot of punishment but she’s still going! Can Alexandria capitalise! If Joanna kicks out again I think Alexandria is gonna have a meltdown!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna is still trying to get the fuck up! She’s not gonna let Alexandria walk away with bragging rights after this! Joanna is still gonna go for the win!
Joanna to a knee! Alexandria goes for The Downfall! Joanna ducks it! Joanna with a Bouncing Fish kick but she backflips into the ropes and misses Alexandria who sidesteps! Alexandria hits Joanna in the back of the head with her Spinning Backfist on rebound! Joanna falls forward, all disoriented! Alexandria roars and boots Joanna in the midsection then pulls her in and hits her with Perfect Shot! Joanna takes the impact hard on the mat and Alexandria lies on her with her back and hooks both legs!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner tonight… One half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Alexandria Kendrick!
Steve White: Alexandria Kendrick does it! Alexandria does it Bah Gawd! What a match! That was incredible! I can’t believe it! These two just went to war and the fans loved it! What a contest!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria walks away with the win though and Joanna must be really disappointed after that one!
Alexandria starts to stomp out Joanna on the mat and the fans boo! Ace Pena rushes out and he goes to join in on the stomp out but Michael Rissi sprints out! Michael slides in the ring and Ace and Alexandria slide out and hightail it out through the crowd as Michael rages and checks on the hurt Joanna on the mat!
Alexandria Kendrick: It was ME who came away with the win tonight! ME! You think I care about last week at Aces High?
Alexandria holds up her title belt and Ace raises his up high as well as they stand in the crowd. Alexandria brings her mic to her lips again.
Alexandria Kendrick: I won tonight but why don’t we REALLY make things interesting. If we put you guys away then Ace and I are gonna go down as legends in this business forever… So next week at Bloodbath… Alexandria Kendrick and Ace Pena vs. Joanna Rissi and Michael Rissi with the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships on the line!
The fans go NUTS! Michael stands up and yells out to them and it’s on! The fans are going wild and Alexandria and Ace smirk.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Next week at Bloodbath! CPO vs. The Rissi’s and the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Championships are gonna be on the line!
The fans go wild as Michael points out to Ace and Alexandria then turns back to Joanna and helps her as we fade out backstage.
Chris is spotted backstage wearing a black custom made Armani suit and wearing black tinted sunglasses. As he surveyed the location, he appeared to be studying the venue. It's obvious to anyone who knows Chris that he's changed, and all you can hear is boos in the arena. Chris pays no attention as he only has one person on his mind, Konrad. Chris knows he's nearby, and he needs to converse with him about something important.
Chris Matthews: Hey, has anyone seen Konrad around? I need to talk to him about something important.
You can see a stagehand saying that he's in the gym. Chris moves down the hallway and enters a door. He opened it and saw Konrad there. He takes off his shades and gets a smile on his face.
Chris Matthews: There you are. I think you and I need to talk.
Konrad Raab: Hey, long time no see my friend. Didn’t expect you to be here. What do you want to talk about?
Chris Matthews: Nothing really. I want to see whats up with you. How are you doing, Raab?
He walks towards Konrad and holds his hand out to shake it. They ended up shaking hands and he gets a smile on his face.
Chris Matthews: So, it seems that I was signed to this company and I wanted to come and find you because of our friendship.
Chris knew he wanted to fight Raab and will do anything to get it.
Chris Matthews: So, I wanted to know if you have any plans.
Konrad Raab: Not currently, although me and my twin brother Lord Raab are trying to capture the tag titles, but that can wait. A lot has changed with myself, never been better to be honest. You know I do anything for you.
Chris Matthews: Well, I was thinking about doing something interesting. But I'm going to need your help with it. So, how about it, Raab? Can you help me?
Konrad Raab: You know I’m more than willing to help you with anything. Sure I’ll help you, but what do you need?
Chris grows a smile on his face as he puts on his tinted shades. He moves towards Konrad and pushes him, making him trip at the bench and hitting the floor. He moves towards him and leans down to grab him by his hair.
Chris Matthews: I want to fight you, Raab. If you refuse, I'll make not only your life hell, but your family as well!
Konrad Raab: W-Why would I refuse to fight you? You know me by now that I never back down from a fight!
Chris sits up and gets a smile on his face. He backs away before turning around and rushing into Konrad hitting him with a punt to the side of his gut!
Chris Matthews: Watch your back, boy. I'll be seeing you soon.
Chris smiles as he walks away and moving towards the door. He turns around and looks at him again.
Chris Matthews Tell that hot piece of ass girlfriend that you have I said hello.
Konrad Raab: NEVER!
Konrad slowly gets himself up and goes towards The Brothers Of Balance locker room, having to explain to Lord Raab what happened as cameras go elsewhere in the arena.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one fall!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES!
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm rips through the P.A. system and the ARENA NAME is bathed in arterial red lighting. As the fans rise to their feet and jeer, a thick fog envelopes the entrance stage and enhances the foreboding atmosphere. When Lzzy Hale's throaty and powerful vocals continue over harsh guitars, the Goddess of War herself steps out through the curtain and into the ominous mise-en-scène of the stage. ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red and blue violet laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of hipsters with arterial red and blue violet trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting and blue violet laces hanging untied from either side. Wrapped around her waist, she wields the ALPHA Women’s Championship. Once she reaches the end of the stage before it becomes the entrance ramp and angles downward toward the ringside area, Somnia allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the arena to the other. She tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in resent before bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at the ring, and her intended prey inside of it, ahead.
Soon enough, Somnia embarks down the ramp, her hips swaying almost gingerly as she struts with arrogance and purpose. Before she reaches halfway down the ramp, the lighting in the arena shifts to a flickering, vibrant white. When she reaches ringside, Somnia hops up and down on her toes in front of the steel stairs before hastening up each step with purpose. From here, she saunters halfway across the apron while wiping the bottom of her boots on it and turns to look out upon the capacity crowd once more. Wearing a sinister smirk, Miss Malicious suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner and hops up to sit on the top turnbuckle, swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring as if the top turnbuckle were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She bares her teeth to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high into the air. After this, the Goddess of War slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and then hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then stretches out, limbering up as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim and awaits the bell.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Being Accompanied by Sara Daniels… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
"Evacuate the Dance Floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Illa Isabella: And her opponent tonight… She is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Misty Vega!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Misty Vega vs. Ana Somnia
The fans are on their feet for this one. Ana is smirking at Misty who is apprehensive. Ana and Sara discuss something in the corner. Sara and Misty start insulting each other for a while before the ref stands in the centre and waits. Misty runs at Ana! Ana picks up Misty! Misty starts hitting Ana in the back but Ana runs Misty into the corner hard! Misty yells in pain and Ana starts hitting Misty with big corner thrusts as she cries out in pain! Ana whips Misty across the ring into the opposing corner! Misty holds her back in pain and Ana sprints off and hits Misty with a massive corner clothesline and takes her head off! The fans are on their feet as Misty stumbles around and falls to a knee in the centre of the ring!
Steve White: Ana Somnia and Sara Daniels are no longer the EHWF World Tag Team Champions! They handed in the damn titles tonight! I can’t believe it but now Ana Somnia has a date with Jason Dave next week and she’s using Misty Vega to send a message!
Chuck Thompson: Misty Vega not getting much in right now as the powerful Ana Somnia dominates this match!
Ana grabs Misty from behind and hits her with a big German Suplex! She keeps hold of Misty! Misty freaks out and tries to break the grip but gets planted with another German Suplex! Misty yells out in pain as Ana hits her with another German Suplex! Ana yells out and hits Misty with a fourth German Suplex, this time letting her fly across the ring and impact the mat! Ana yanks Misty up but Misty with Ana with a forearm to the head then another then another! She goes for another but Ana blocks it and drops her with a big right hand! The fans are on their feet! Misty takes refuge in the corner but Ana hits her with a mean MMA combo and busts her lip up! Misty keeps trying to create distance and get away from Ana but it’s no good! Misty finally dropkicks Ana’s leg out!
Steve White: Misty creating some distance after catching a beating there and really losing grip of this whole match! If Ana wins this one she’s gonna get a victory over the Jr Heavyweight Champion which is just what she needs for Bloodbath!
Chuck Thompson: Misty can try and build something here!
Misty screams at Ana on the mat and gets Ana in a headlock! Misty gets her back to the ref while trying to choke out Ana and scratches Ana’s face! Ana yells in pain and growls, running Misty into the damn corner hard! Ana hits Misty with a series of MMA style strikes in the corner until the ref stops it! Misty stumbles forward and Ana yells out as she runs up and levels Misty with a massive spear! The fans go wild and Misty can’t muster anything up here! Misty is beaten, bruised and bloody!
Steve White: Misty is beaten to a pulp right now! This is brutal! Ana showing no mercy and Misty is in trouble!
Chuck Thompson: Ana has had enough, she wants to make quick work and now she’s getting pissed that Misty is making this harder on her! Misty looking to make a comeback even thought she’s in bad shape right now!
Ana rips Misty from the mat again and goes for another German Suplex but Misty is able to somersault off of Ana’s back and land on her feet! Misty snaps a kick into Ana’s legs then to the other side! Misty whips Ana into the corner! Misty runs up for a corner splash but Ana dives out of the way and Misty eats the corner hard and stumbles right into Ana’s arms who plants Misty with a big belly to belly suplex! The fans are all on their feet after that one! Ana starts to stomp out Misty on the mat! Ana waits for a groggy Misty to stand up before booting her in the midsection and planting her with a massive Zver Bomb! The fans go NUTS! Ana dives on Misty and starts hitting her with big right hands and hammerfists! Misty stops defending herself as brutally hits her with big shots and the ref dives on her, stopping the match!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner via a technical knockout… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: Ana just took down Misty and sent a message! Ana Somnia with a very dominant in here tonight! Can Ana get the job done next week?
Chuck Thompson: Kill Team X’s attempt to move on to bigger and better things may have just started with this match!
Ana and Sara leave the ring and the fans are still on their feet. The ref checks on Misty who is on the mat in pain. Misty gets a knee and shoves the ref away as she wipes blood away from her mouth. Misty is pissed off and smacks the mat as she’s still half out of it after that one…
…suddenly the lights cut out and the fans go WILD! The lights appear back but they’re dark red in appearance and Misty looks around in shock. Everyone is confused…
Steve White: What the heck!? What the heck is going on now!? Ana and Sara are gone and Misty is left in the ring but now with the lights going bullshit!
The lights flicker off then go back to red and we see Legion standing behind Misty Vega! The fans go WILD! Danae and Kassandra stand on either side of Misty and Misty looks around in shock and confusion! Mister J and Mother stand on the outside and everyone looks at Misty!
Steve White: WHAT!? W-Who!? Is that Legion!? Legion from Divine Wrestling? She’s here! She’s here! What the heck is this!? Legion and… The Hive!
Misty tries to get up and make a run for it but Kassandra and Danae start beating her down! They start raking, scratching and clawing at Misty and she’s covered in scratches and gashes as they proceed to stomp her out on the mat! The fans are confused! Kassandra and Danae roll to the outside with Mister J and Mother as The Hive watches on at Legion standing over the bleeding and beaten Misty in the damn ring!
Steve White: SHIT! Misty just got torn up and beaten down! I have no idea what Legion and The Hive are doing here right now!
Legion looks pissed! Misty looks up and Legion spits her Red Asian Mist in Misty’s face! Misty screams in pain and Legion hits Misty with Knightfall! The fans are going wild! Misty is down and Legion grabs the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt and looks at her reflection in it before tossing it aside. The lights flicker off… When they go back to normal… Legion and The Hive are gone!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Legion debuting in EHWF and destroying Misty Vega here tonight!
Two refs check on the downed and bleeding Misty in the ring as we fade out to a commercial break.
We come into the arena as The CPO’s music hits! The fans wildly boo! Brandon Bash, Black Man, Ace Pena, Alexandria Kendrick and Stephen Sebastian all make their way out on the stage The entire CPO get in the ring and grab some mics. They wait for the fans to stop booing.
Brandon Bash: Cut the music! Cut the music! Enough! We’re out here tonight to take care of business. We’re out here tonight to ensure that The CPO REMAINS the most powerful faction in professional wrestling!
Black Man: At Aces High, that worthless unreliable fucking dog, Cliff Maxwell cost us the match and helped the undeserving Wilmer Patacky get a shot at me and MY EHWF World Championship… a contract that I will have to sign later tonight BECAUSE of Cliff Maxwell… Cliff Maxwell wanted more than anything to be in The CPO… Well it’s not gonna happen! Cliff! Get your ass out here right NOW!
Cliff Maxwell’s music hits and the fans boo even louder! Cliff apprehensively walks out to the ring. He’s all beaten up still from Eric Smith’s beating last week. Cliff Maxwell gets in the ring and keeps his distance from The CPO.
Brandon Bash: What do you have to say for yourself you pathetic fucking bag of shit?!
Cliff Maxwell: P-Please… Brandon. What happened last week wasn’t my fault. Please, you gotta give me another chance!
Black Man: You cost us the match and have endangered my title! You don’t get another chance!
Cliff Maxwell: Please! Please don’t kick me out of The CPO!
Brandon Bash: You were never in The CPO, Cliff. I will admit I had high hopes for you but the fact that you were weak enough to say “I Quit”. The times you cost Ace matches. You conspiring behind my back… You’re fucking done!
Cliff shakes his head and pleads with Black Man and Brandon.
Cliff Maxwell: Please! Please just hea…
Brandon Bash steps forward and kicks Cliff right in the chin with Texas Chin Massacre! The fans go wild and Cliff is down! Ace, Alexandria and Stephen then come up and start stomping him out!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! The CPO are taking out the trash! They’re beating the living fuck out of Cliff Maxwell right now! They’re punishing him and kicking him out of the damn group!
They continue the stomp out! Alexandria grabs Cliff from the mat and hits him with Perfect Shot! The fans go wild! Black Man picks up Cliff from the mat and then holds his bleeding head up to the camera! Black Man whips Cliff towards Stephen who then takes Cliff out with a massive Berserker Lariat! The fans go NUTS as Cliff is turned inside out!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Cliff is getting destroyed! Ya gotta stop these guys! This is too much, they’re gonna end his career!
Ace gets up to the top rope. He takes a second to think as he looks down at the lifeless Cliff Maxwell on the mat. Ace leaps off and hits Cliff with his Thrillers Peak 630 Splash! The fans go WILD! A ref tries to stop it but The CPO fend him off easily! Cliff is a bleeding unconscious mess in the ring! Alexandria and Stephen help Cliff up! They hold him as Black Man boots Cliff in the gut! Cliff spits out some blood and Black Man takes him out with a big Black Stunn! The fans go wild as Cliff is DESTROYED on the mat!
Steve White: They freaking killed him! Cliff is dead! What the fuck?!
Brandon Bash grabs the limp Cliff Maxwell and hoists him up! The refs on the outside plead with him not to but Brandon Bash OBLITERATES Cliff Maxwell with The Wicked Prayer! Cliff’s limp and lifeless body lies in a pool of blood, all distorted and bent. We twitches and some EMTs and refs rush in!
Steve White: The CPO have just destroyed Cliff Maxwell here tonight! This is sickening!
The CPO all get their title belts and Brandon Bash raises their arms high in the ring as the EMTs get Cliff out and start strapping him to a stretcher! The boos flow in and The CPO celebrate in the ring!
Brandon Bash: Corporate Powers!
The wheel Cliff Maxwell off as The CPO celebrate in the ring and we fade out to a promo for Bloodbath and the EHWF World Championship match between Wilmer and Black Man next week!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest is a raise the flag cage match and it’s for The EHWF Hardcore Championship! The only way to win is to make it into the second cage on top of the first one and raise the flag at the top!!
Azzurra Rissi's music hits and the fans get up and start making some noise. Azzurra comes out and looks either side of the stage first before making their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get up the steel steps and look out at the fans before they get into the ring and raise their arms while they wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Azzurra Rissi!
“Dark Saturday” by Metric’s methodical opening riffs strike through the P.A. system here in CITY, the fans shouting a raucous ONE! STIFF! BITCH! during the two rests in the song’s intro.
somewhere in the south of france or the caribbean sea,
she said, “i don’t need to make a living,
fake diamonds got nothing one me.”
i met her in the world below.
she’s a tourist of the world beneath.
i said, “everything i built from nothing.”
she said, “i’m so rich, everything’s free.”
SO DARK
it ain’t so dark
SO DARK
it ain’t so dark
The continued song alerts the capacity crowd to the arrival of none other than their One Stiff Bitch, SARA DANIELS. The song chugs along as the Johannesburg Jackhammer stomps through the entrance curtain with a white towel with her logo on it draped over her head, the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP around her waist, and the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP draped over her shoulder. She dons a black leather racer jacket, eyeblack under her right eye, a black and red pair of leathery boyshorts-style bottoms with a gold-studded belt, faint fishnet stockings, black and red boots with gold laces, gold knee pads, black wrist tape, and a black and red bandage-style wrestling top with gold-studded straps. A black towel drapes over her head, however, concealing her blonde locks and the expression on the upper half of her face. She hops up and down on her toes for a beat at the top of the ramp as Emily Haines sings her theme’s chorus.
FOREVER AND NEVER
a torch in search of a flame
TO BE GOOD, GET BETTER
well, i've been feeling this way
FOREVER AND NEVER
a night in search of a day
AS ANXIOUS AS EVER
it's such a dark, dark
DARK SATURDAY!
As her theme’s name is sung, Daniels roars out of her bowed-head stance to deliver her signature gesture and pose, setting off a wall of blood orange sparks cascading behind her. She nods her head with confidence and struts down the entrance ramp, eyes glued to the squared circle, her destination. Once she reaches ringside, she cocks her head to either side to crack her neck and stomps up the stairs. She steps out to the center of the apron, looks out fondly upon the crowd one last time, and pulls the towel down so that it hangs around her neck. Bending under the middle rope, Sara enters the ring and hastens to the center to hop up-and-down on her toes briefly, rolling her intertwined hands around to loosen her wrists before firing shadow boxing strikes into the air. From here, Daniels unfastens her title belts and hoists them high overhead before she nods and pulls back to her corner, where she removes the jacket and hangs it on the top rope near the turnbuckle. She grabs ahold of the top rope on either side of her while facing the center of the ring before essentially champing at the bit to get this fight started.
Illa Isabella: And next up… Making her way to the ring… The Johannesburg Jackhammer… Sara Daniels!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next up… HardKore… Brian Phillips!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And now… Perfection… Kori Argentum!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain just wearing his blue and white mask with white hair along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the front of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to finally start.
Illa Isabella: And next… Making his way to the ring… The Iceman… Konrad Raab!
Joyride by Tinashe starts to play on the PA system and Thea Nefeli appears in the lights with her fists by her sides and raises them which makes the fans cheer. Thea comes down the ramp and slaps some fans hands while she runs into the ring and looks out at the crowd. She gets on the ropes and leans over on them, raising her arm with the cheering fans. She gets down and waits for her match to start.
Illa Isabella: And finally… She is the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Thea Nefeli (c) vs. Sara Daniels vs. Konrad Raab vs. Brian Phillips vs. Kori Argentum vs. Azzurra Rissi
The bell sounds and the cage is locked! Everyone is apprehensive of each other! Brian instantly starts trading blows with Konrad who is all beaten up and bruised from Chris Matthews earlier in the night! Kori and Azzurra start brawling on the other side of the ring! Sara makes a run for the ladder into the next cage but Thea pulls her drop! Sara drops Thea with a mean MMA elbow! Sara goes back to the ladder but Kori cracks a chair over her back! Azzurra grabs Kori from behind and gets a kendo stick across her neck then hits her with a Russian legsweep! Brian takes Azzurra down with a lariat! Brian grabs Sara and smacks her head off of the ladder! Thea runs up and dropkicks Brian into the cage wall and the fans are going wild!
Steve White: This is brutal! Weapons in that cage and you gotta climb into the next one to raise the flag! Everyone is beating the crap out of each other right now!
Chuck Thompson: Kendo sticks, steel chairs, ladders! This one is ruthless! The Hardcore Championship is on the line!
The brawl continues! Thea snaps a kendo stick over Kori’s back! Thea then starts climbing the ladder! Konrad Raab springboards off of the cage and hits Sara with a flying elbow! Brian and Azzurra team up and take Konrad down, smacking his head off of the cage door! Sara runs up and hits Brian in the back of the head with a massive Nailgun kick and he’s down! Sara then climbs the ladder as well! Thea gets to the second cage! Thea grabs the rope and starts raising the flag but Sara stops her with an MMA combo and the flag comes back down! Sara hits Thea with a huge suplex and the fans go wild! The fans pick up as Konrad starts to stir next to the cage door but Chris Matthews rushes out down the ramp! The fans get loud!
Steve White: What the fuck is Chris Matthews doing out here!? He already assaulted Konrad Raab earlier tonight! Now what does he want!?
Chuck Thompson: For someone who hasn’t even had a match in EHWF yet, he seems to be damn confident!
Chris Matthews grabs the key off the ref and walks up the steel steps to the cage door! He unlocks the chain and opens the door! The fans are going wild! Everyone is confused! Chris Matthews drags Konrad out by his head! Konrad is on the outside and Chris whips him with the chain! Chris does it again and again! Brian in the cage is confused as to what this is but Kori smacks him over the head with a steel bar tray! On the outside! Matthews tosses Konrad into the outer cage wall! Konrad is bleeding! The refs try to stop it but it’s no good! Matthews smacks Konrad’s head off the cage once more! Matthews grabs the steel steps then runs them into Raab’s head! Raab is down! He’s a bleeding and bloody mess! Matthews sets up the steel steps! He grabs Raab’s head and smacks them off the steps then positions him and lines him up! Matthews shoves the ref out of the way! They plead with him not to do it but Matthews runs up and hits Raab with a Reign of Thunder Running pushing stomp to the head right on the steel steps! EMTs rush out and Matthews smirks as he’s forced away!
Steve White: NO! Chris Matthews just interrupted this match, pulled Konrad Raab from the cage, brutally assaulted him and hit Reign of Thunder on the steel steps! Konrad Raab is out of it! NO!!
Chuck Thompson: No idea what Matthews problem is but he just eliminated Raab from this match and looks like he’s really hurt him! Brutal!
Raab is stretchered away by the EMTs and the fans boo! Meanwhile back in the cage - Azzurra, Sara and Thea are brawling in the top cage! Sara appears to get the upper hand, taking both women out and then pulling the rope to raise the flag but they stop her! Sara smacks Azzurra’s head off of the cage wall! Thea boots Sara in the gut then hits her with a roundhouse! Sara rams Thea into the cage wall! Thea then gets tossed head first into the flag pole! Brian Phillips climbs in and comes out of nowhere, hitting a big DDT on Sara on the cage floor! The fans are going nuts! Brian goes to raise the flag! The tackles him off of it! Azzurra grabs a chair and smacks it over Sara’s back! She does it again and again and again and the fans go wild! Kori climbs up and goes to come in but Brian boots her back down and she plummets down to the mat! The fans are getting loud! Azzurra makes a go for the flag!
Steve White: With Raab out, this one is still going strong as everyone beats the shit out of each other! Big shots! Sara looks like she almost had it and now Azzurra is making a run for it!
Chuck Thompson: It’s not easy to raise that flag all the way to the top of the cage without being interrupted!
Azzurra almost gets the flag up! Brian runs at Thea! Thea hits him with a hurricanrana and he hits the flag pole head first and knocks Azzurra down! Sara gets up and dropkicks Thea into the cage wall! Azzurra grabs Sara in a headlock but Sara karate flips her on the cage floor! Thea and Azzurra both dropkick Sara and she plummets back down to the ring through the manhole! The fans are going NUTS! Brian with a big swing! Thea ducks it! He takes out Azzurra with the chair shot! Thea goes to raise the flag! Brian knocks her down as she gets half way!
Steve White: Could Brian do it here tonight!?
Chuck Thompson: The Hardcore Championship is on the line!!
Brian grabs the flag rope and starts to raise it! Thea climbs the cage wall and leaps off, grabbing onto the flag pole and rope! Brian reaches up at her but she sails down smoothly and kicks him in the face! He falls back and knocks Azzurra back! As Thea lands the flag raises! Thea yanks at the rope for the last few tugs and raises the flag at the top of the cage in full! The fans go wild as the bell sounds!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli!
Steve White: Thea Nefeli retains! Smart thinking there by the Hardcore Champion! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: First place I’m headed after this is Thea’s locker room with a bottle of champagne! We’re gonna celebrate!!
Thea gets up and holds the flag and the belt high in the cage as everyone else looks disappointed! She celebrates in the cage as the fans go wild and we fade to a commercial.
As EHWF comes back from a commercial break, Fernandez Gómez is seen standing in the ring. Next to him is a table and four chairs. The fans begin to quiet down and he raises his microphone to his mouth to speak.
Fernandez Gómez: Ladies and gentleman in the arena and to all the fans throughout the world, Welcome to the official contract signing for Brandon Bash and Eric Smith! For Wilmer Patacky and Black Man for the EHWF World Title! This year has been tumultuous and unpredictable. This is what EHWF has and will always be about! But sometimes things must be rained in. The CPO and Smith and Patacky must come to an end! Like all great things! I know entertainment is important, but when things spill over to the outside and become personal, it changes the entertainment aspect. Now, it's time to cast emotions aside and check egos.
Chuck Thompson: He seems positive about this.
Steve White: This is EHWF. This is a ticking time bomb.
Rolling by Limp Bizket hits blast across the arena and the crowd erupts in bos and anger. Black Man and Bradon Bash come out from behind the curtain and soak it all in as they make their way down the ramp. Black man is holding his title over his shoulder and Bash is walking right on his left side. As they climb the ring, Bash opens the ropes for the champ and Black Man climbs in followed by Bash. They both take seats and Black Man Puts the belt on the table.
Fernandez Gómez: And now The Challenger for the title Wilmer Patacky and Eric…
Before he can even finish his sentence the crowd erupts in cheers. Wilmer and Eric are seen at the top of the arena making their way down among the crowd. As they move down the stairs, Wilmer climbs on the railing and slides down on his ass high fiving people as he makes his way down. Someone hands him a beer as he hears the bottom. Wilmer chugs the beer and slides off gracefully. Wilmer stands in the crowd who chant his name. Brandon and Black Man look furious. Black Man grabs a microphone.
Black Man: Seriously?! This is the man who wants my belt? This is the best EHWF has for me? This goofy fuck?
Eric makes his way down near Wilmer who climbs over the barricade and slides into the ring. He hops on top of the table and grabs a microphone.
Wilmer Patacky : GOOFY FUCK?! Me!? Coming from you, I think this is a complement. Considering you're a 50 year old man who still listens to Limp Bizkit!
The crowd erupts in cheers and Black Man smashes his fist on the table. As he's about to get up Fernandez Gómez grabs his shoulders and pushes him back down. Wilmer laughs, turns around and pulls down his pants, mooning both Black Man and Brandon Bash. Eric Smith slides into the ring just as they both attempt to get up. Eric makes eye contact with them both as Wilmer pulls his pants back up and jumps off the table. Both he and Eric sit down across from Bash and Black Man.
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer will always be Wilmer!
Fernandez Gómez: As I was saying! Cast emotions aside and check egos! Before all four of you are your contracts. Once they are signed, you will officially and legally be obligated to not touch each other until the next Pay Per View. What that means is this: No assaults in or out of the company. By proxy or doing the deed yourself. This is going to be settled like men and be completely legal.
Eric and Brandon keep staring at each other. Black Man stares at Wilmer whos can't stop laughing. Black Man sighs and grabs a microphone again.
Black Man: FINE! But after all of this, after the next match. AFTER I BEAT YOU WILMER! No more. You will never face me again. You won't look at me again! You are bottom of the fucking barrel Wilmer. You should have never even gotten this far. So after I leave you in a heap in the middle of the ring. YOU...ARE...DONE!
Wilmer stops laughing and just smirks at Black Man. Wilmer raises his microphone
Wilmer Patacky: You have tried so very very hard Mr. Man. You and Brandon have attempted to end everything. You ruined my life. You nearly ended my life. I may be at the bottom of the barrel. But remember this! The Creeeeaaaaaam…!
Wilmer stands up and makes a jack off motion towards the face of Black Man.
Wilmer Patacky: THE CREAM! Always rises to the top! I will take your belt and I will take your fucking barrel and smash it over your head!
Black Man looks like he's going to have a headache and pinches the bridge of his nose. The crowd erupts in Wacky chants.
Wacky! Wacky! Wacky! Wacky!
Steve White: Black Man looks like he's having an aneurysm dealing with Wilmer!
The camera pans over to Eric Smith and Brandon Bash. Both men look unfazed by what's going on and keep staring at each other. Brandon is the first to pick up the microphone.
Brandon Bash: This is the part where I say something witty and you say something witty. I have many things I want to say to you. The first is this, how could you? I made you rich. I made you family. We even have battled together in the past. But that's the past. Yet somehow, you align yourself with this...this DILDO! You just couldn't stay away and mind your own business. What I do with my family, my money and my business is just that. My fucking business Eric! I make the best decisions based on what's best for me. And then you come along and ruin that. I am going to be very clear with you. You are nothing but a bunch of dead memories. You call yourself the rage because you're haunted by your dead memories. It makes you angry and weak. It's time to let go, Eric. let go of your shitty past. Just fade the fuck away.
Eric stares daggers into Bash. Black man also smiles along with Bash.
Eric Smith: I may be a man haunted by dead memories Bash. But one memory that will haunt you is this. The family you abandoned now calls me daddy.
Bash loses it and has to be restrained by Fernandez Gómez. Abruptly out of nowhere, two men jump into the ring and dive on the table.
Chuck Thompson: Korey Kill and Solomon Graham!
Steve White: It looks like they are trying to steal contracts ! What the hell are they thinking?! These two guys got beat earlier tonight and now Graham and Kill are after the contracts!
As the two men grab the contracts, they come face to face with both Wilmer and Black Man. Korey and Solomon attempt to make a quick attempt out of the ring but are stopped by Wilmer and Black Man who start tugging at the contracts. Fernandez Gómez attempts to establish order in the ring when the fans go nuts and the camera pans to the entrance ramp and Jason Dave is seen holding up the old EHWF championship.
Chuck Thompson: And another person to add to the mix! Jason Dave is watching all of this unfold from the damn stage and he STILL has that OLD EHWF World Championship belt with him!
Korey Kill and Solomon Graham notice Jason dave. Both Black Man and Wilmer make eye contact and release the contracts. Graham and Kill nearly fall out of the ring. When they turn around they are both met by a super kick from Wilmer and Black Man.
Steve White: I guess they can get along only when someone is stealing their shit!
Both Kill and Graham fall out of the ring right in front of Jason Dave, who is just staring at both men. He steps on and over both of their barely moving bodies and stares at all the men in the ring who just stare right back. Fernandez Gómez is going crazy in the ring screaming at everyone. Smith and Bash are still staring at eachother like dogs who don't know if they are going to fight. Fernandez Gómez picks up all the contracts, slams them on the table and screams.
Fernandez Gómez: Sign these fucking contracts right now! Or, I swear to God I will fire you all! And you! Jason Dave! What the fuck!? Fuck off asshole!
Jason Dave is seen making kissy faces at everyone on the ring. As he is doing this, Wilmer grabs his contract and signs it as does Eric Smith. They both slam the contracts down and wait for Black Man and Brandon Bash.
Fernandez Gómez: SIGN THEM!
Black Man looks annoyed and picks up the paperwork, reads over it and then signs it. Bash Follows suite. Fernandez Gómez falls down into a chair and looks like he's about to pass out. Eric Smith and Wilmer Patacky both climb out of the ring and make their way back. Jason Dave doesn't move and gets shoulder checked by Eric Smith. Dave grabs Smith's forearm and smiles. Eric smiles back and mouths what appears to be “I did it before. I’ll do it again.” Dave keeps staring at Eric until Wilmer is seen licking his finger and putting it into Jason's Dave ear. Dave freaks out and lets go of Eric's arm and the two men leave the arena. The camera pans back at Black Man who's seething in the ring. Both he and Bash are muttering to each other and from what little can be heard, it sounds like “How do we get out of this?" And something about “lawyers”. Black Man takes notice of Jason Dave again and stands up with his title. He raises it into the air and spits at Jason Dave.
Steve White: What an incredible night! Well ladies and gentlemen that’s all we have time for! It’s been amazing but Bloodbath is next week and so much shit is gonna go down! Don’t miss it! We’ll see you next week! Good luck and be safe!!
We see Black Man and Brandon stirring in the ring as they look out, PISSED at the stage where Eric and Wilmer are seen, looking back at them and smirking with the fans going WILD. We fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.