Post by EHWF Management on Jan 16, 2022 1:10:39 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, “Back It” by Yizzy and Dizzie Rascal, is playing in the background. We pan into the scene where we see fans screaming in the crowd in the Divine Compound Arena! There are monitors behind those fans as we get a clear shot of the modern arena on the Divine Resort. As we cut to the pyrotechnics show, we move onto the broadcast area at ringside where Steve White and Chuck Thompson are waiting to start the night!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem LIVE from the Divine Compound here off the coast of Puerto Rico! Tonight - we have a massive night planned at the new home of EHWF! It’s a new year! We made it to 2022 and last week on Mayhem it was MASSIVE but things get even more interesting at the EHWF Live Draft - where it was revealed that Tuesday Night Chaos will be starting after Annihilation! More EHWF is never a bad thing but now we have a FIGHT on our hands as both Mayhem and Chaos rosters are drafted and with Annihilation still to come before the Season Split starts - EHWF’s Championships are all up for grabs - no doubt both brands will be fighting to bring the titles to their home!
Chuck Thompson: Happy New Year to everyone out there and I hope 2022 is amazing and a much better year but YES you’re right! Chaos and Mayhem are both coming after Annihilation and there is no doubt that there are titles up for grabs for both brands! Tonight… Ana Somnia - the EHWF Global Champion who had a hectic week last week will defend the Global Championship tonight against her girlfriend and partner… Sara Daniels! Sara Daniels was STILL pissed off that Ana Somnia won the Global Championship at Meltdown and is sick of living in her shadow but with Legion already challenging Ana Somnia to a Legion’s tomb match after beatdown last week, will Ana be able to survive or will Sara put a stop to her before she can even get started!
Steve White: That’ll be huge BUT Conner Creed has returned and he’s been a thorn in Wilmer Patacky’s side; beating him down 2 weeks in a row now and challenging him to a one on one match tonight! Wilmer has had one of the most difficult title runs in recent memory. He fought tooth and nail against The CPO after they put him in the hospital. He defeated Black Man in a brutal and bloody contest. He defended his title against Jason Dave his first match out then defended it by the skin of his nuts inside Meltdown Chamber! He defended it AGAIN the next week against Solomon Graham and now he has his ex-wife; Alexandria Kendrick as his number one contender… this whole time he’s also dealing with Conner Creed who really wants to take Wilmer down! These two men battle tonight!
Chuck Thompson: And the incredibly impressive Remi Skyfire has set the world of EHWF on fire as she takes the spotlight! She won her first two matches and already became the Jr Heavyweight Champion but like Ana Somnia, she has Legion and The Hive after her after Legion sent The Wolves out to try and take her down last week. Tonight, Remi has her hands full in a certain defeat as she takes on Kassandra and Danae in a handicap match and Remi’s nemesis who she beat for the title last week, Misty Vega will be the Guest Referee! This one isn’t gonna end well!
Steve White: A Lumber Jill match is set for tonight and it’s gonna be freaking MASSIVE! Bitter, bitter rivals who have been going at it for a while now - Joanna Rissi and Alexandria Kendrick are gonna fight in this contest and all of the EHWF women are gonna be around the ring, ready to pounce on either of them! Joanna and Alexandria have put on some CLASSICS recently and tonight is gonna be massive! I can’t wait to see what’s going to unfold for Annihilation and what’s going to lead to Mayhem and Chaos! EHWF is heating up!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for tonight, Steve! Lets start the show!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 6 person tag team match set for one single fall!
The arena turns red and the voice of Korey Kill fills the arena, "LETS GET FUCKING SICK!", Then "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits! Korey Kill comes running from the back, charging the ring like a pissed bull. He dives into the ring, sliding up to his knees and flexing before he leaps to his feet bouncing around in his corner, waiting for the match to begin. Korey gives a smirk out to the fans and taunts them as he waits for his opponent or the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Sickest Kill… Korey Kill!
The less-than-worthy venue is enveloped in darkness as the lights go out. The sounds of a subdued maniacal laugh comes over the sound system to alert the entire venue to the presence of someone worth so much more than anyone else in the building. The laughter fades as money green lights start to flicker around the venue, accompanied by the voice of the wealthiest man in the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation:
"If You Can't Beat 'Em, Buy 'Em."
"Money" by Of Mice & Men cues up the BetterTron and it flickers to life showing the flight and landing of the infamous private plane known as Prescott Force One. It touches down and the flickering lights all come together into a dollar sign spotlight that illuminates the stage at the top of the ramp.
Standing there, in all of his expensive glory, is Remington Ivory Prescott. Decked out in his chosen attire for the festivities, complete with his Signature Scarf hanging around his neck, The 1%er takes a moment to bask in the sounds of the crowd that has gathered. The lights of the venue return just as a waterfall of money pours down from above bathing both Remington Ivory Prescott and the stage in cash.
Regardless of the crowd's reaction to the Pinnacle of Professional Wrestling's arrival, Remington Ivory Prescott offers them a mighty and smug sneer. He even takes a moment to smirk into the camera with all the superiority complex and disdain that someone in his position would have.
Remington Ivory Prescott turns his attention back toward the ramp, eyes peering down at the ring so far away. He holds up a finger to tell the entire venue to wait while he sends a text on his expensive phone that certainly no one else can afford. As he texts, Adora Kincaid shows up behind his right shoulder and she looks as menacing as ever. Even while blowing those bubblegum bubbles. With the text done, the phone is handed backward to Adora.
As Remington Ivory Prescott stands there impatiently, even going so far as to check his nails and look at a watch that's definitely not on his wrist, he soaks in the sound of the crowd. Every second he stalls is another moment of smug bliss that creeps onto his features. Finally, though, his text comes to fruition, and a pair of scantily clad women carrying baskets rush out from the back and around both Remington Ivory Prescott and Adora Kincaid to stand in front of them both.
The Money Bearers start the trek down the ramp, pulling handfuls of hundred dollar bills out of the baskets and spreading them down the ramp as they create something expensive for Remington Ivory Prescott to walk on during his path to the ring. And that's exactly what he does.
Remington Ivory Prescott takes his sweet time walking down the ramp, accompanied by Adora Kincaid. He's very careful to make sure each of his steps are on the hundred dollar bills that have been sprinkled onto the path. His strut down the ramp is filled with smug and disgusted with the audience interactions that make it very clear just how he feels about the poor people that have come to see him. It's not until he gets to the R.I.P. Section, complete with money green velvet ropes, does he give them the actual time of day.
Finally, it seems to be time for Remington Ivory Prescott to enter the ring. He turns to see that Adora Kincaid has already taken the ring stairs up to the apron and that his Money Bearers have taken their positions as Remington Ivory Prescott's own personal steps... complete with money sprinkled on their backs as well. Remington Ivory Prescott takes the Money Bearers steps up to the apron, sending each of them to the floor on his way up. Adora Kincaid holds the ropes open for Remington Ivory Prescott to duck inside. Adora follows.
Remington Ivory Prescott takes up residence in the center of the ring where he can continue to thrive in his superiority over all. He extends his arms out to his sides and Adora peels the scarf off his neck and folds it neatly. She leaves Remington Ivory Prescott to bask in his own glory as the music fades and The End All, Be All of Sports Entertainment reigns in his own supreme superiority.
You're Welcome.
Illa Isabella: And next… His partner… The Business…Remington Ivory Prescott!
♪ I am a soldier
I stand ready to deploy, engage and destroy my enemies
I am The God of War ♪
The song "God of War" by Dirty Wormz ft Tech N9ne and Krizz Kaliko begins to play over the P.A System. That's when Fireblast from the sides and Chris Matthews comes out from the back. On the mini-tron, you see on the right side that says, "Embrace my vision" the middle part has Chris Matthews's face, and on the left side, it has CM. On the Mega Tron, it says CHRIS MATTHEWS with his logo behind it. He's wearing black wrestling tights with a white and rest start on his right leg, black knee pad on his left knee, red knee pad on his right side with his name and logo written in black. He has three red lines on his left side of his tights. He's wearing black wrestling boots with his logo and name on the sides. He has a red jacket with black fur hitting his neck.
♪ I am the God of War! Yeah, in my mind I'm a killer on the front line
Hardline, primed for wartime
In my bloodline, death by design
On the frontline still spitting hot iron
And my battle cry keeps me energized
This is suicide mentally I'm victimized ♪
He's wearing a black glove on his right hand and he brings that arm up as the fans go crazy. He lowers his hand as the lights start to flash faster and faster by the second. He begins to walk off the stage and moving down the ramp. He stops in the middle of the ramp and looks around at the fans.
♪ Too many times, too many lies
Who will survive, who'll be denied
And there ain't no sympathy for what they did to me
Squeeze and my clips run empty
Raw infamy, build intensity
Still kill 'em all to my murderous symphony ♪
He starts to move again and walks towards the steel steps. He walks alongside the ring and turns around as his backrest against the ropes. He looks at the crowd for a few more seconds before entering the ring. He takes off his leather jacket and tosses it outside. You can see black wrist tape on his left wrist. He grabs the ropes to make sure they are secured enough. He looks at the ramp and waits for his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And finally their partner tonight… He is the Legend of Thunder… Chris Matthews!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And now their opponents… First up… Chemic!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next up tonight… Hardkore… Brian Phillips!
The lights go down to a grey, blue-ish steel color as the heart-pumping beat of "Burning Heart" by Survivor hits the speakers. Everyone and their grandmother is up on their feet in anticipation for their hero, their warrior, Kelson Hewitt, to make his way to the stage. Many whip out their phones, hitting "RECORD" in hopes of getting views on the internet for the man they paid a ticket for. Their prayers are answered as "The Man Of Steel" walks out through the curtain with a smirk on his face, rolling his wrists in anticipation for the big fight ahead of him. He dawns his signature tights, each side emboiled with a silver "KH", while he sports a sleeveless jacket that on the back reminds of the others in the back of his moniker. He wastes little time walking down the stage and onto the ramp, where he casually high fives his fans... no, his people, appreciating their respect for his heroism to fight their battle. His eyes lock with the ring he was born to be in, and he makes his way to the steel steps as his name is announced.
Now that the world was reminded of the nickname Kelson has, it's time for him to make it mean something. He walks on the steps, stepping up on the second rope near the corner, and reaches out a singlehand with his fingers extended, feeling the energy of the crowd before leaping down to the canvas. Off went his jacket, being handed too a local member of security. Kelson stood his ground at his corner, getting in a few final deep breaths as he awaits for this contest to begin.
Illa Isabella: And finally tonight… their partner… The Man of Steel… Kelson Hewitt!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and both teams seem a little rocky. Kelson wants to start this one off but Chris and Korey argue on the apron about who is going to start it off. Kelson demands that Korey start it off but it’s not gonna happen so Remington starts it off and he instantly starts insulting Kelson and showboating the crowd. The ref calls to fight and they come in to lock up but Remington gets around Kelson’s waist and gets behind him! Kelson advances on Remington but Remington backs off and tags in Korey Kill. Korey looks at him and shakes his head but gets in the ring, eagerly as Kelson comes up. They meet in the middle and start arguing. Their heads but and they start yelling in each others faces as the fans go WILD! Korey throws the first punch and it’s on! Both men start trading punches as if they picked up where they left off last week!
Steve White: These two men have been going at it for months now! After what started as a war of words developed into a series of brawls, these two men nearly killed each other last week!
Chuck Thompson: Korey Kill damn near tried to end Kelson Hewitt’s career last week after their multiple fights and now they’re going at it again
Korey and Kelson hit each other with big blows! Korey with a big open hand slap to Kelson and Kelson is spun around! Korey lifts Kelson up but Kelson pushes off of him then drops Korey with a big dropkick! Korey gets up but Kelson ducks a swing from him then springs off of the ropes and hits Korey with a springboard elbow! The fans go wild and both men get up! Korey is pissed and takes Kelson down with a big clothesline! Korey gets on top of Kelson and starts beating him with a big ground and pound on the mat! Both men eventually get up but Kelson is busted open and the fans are on their feet! Korey swings! Kelson ducks! Kelson snaps a kick into Korey’s back then another then another then another! The fans go wild as Kelson bounces off of the ropes! Korey with a swing but Kelson ducks and bounces off the opposing ropes then runs up and takes Korey out with a flying forearm smash to the face of Korey! Korey gets up and smacks the mat in anger! Kelson wants Steel Toed Boot but Korey shoves Kelson into the corner! Kelson goes to run out but the big Korey Kill crushes him with a running corner splash! Kelson falls down and holds his torso! Korey backs off onto the ropes then hits Kelson with a running punt to the ribs while he’s down! The fans boo while Kelson yells in pain!
Steve White: These two want nothing more than to hurt each other! Running punt to the ribs and Korey gets the upper hand against Kelson once again!
Chuck Thompson: Korey may have beaten the shit out of Kelson these few weeks past but Kelson is technically 3 and 0 against Korey Kill, even though they’ve never gone one on one!
Korey picks up Kelson but Kelson comes out with a desperate jawbreaker! Korey falls back into the ropes! Korey yells at the top of his lungs and runs at Kelson before he can get up! Kelson somersaults out of Korey’s way then leaps onto the middle ropes and springs up to the top rope to the side of him then springs off and hits Korey with a Springboard Meteora! The fans GO NUTS! Both men are down! Kelson calls for it as he gets to a knee and raises his arms! Kelson jumps up and points at a groggy Korey! The fans get loud as Kelson bounces off of the ropes but Remington Ivory Prescott drops off the apron and reaches in, grabbing Kelson’s leg and tripping him up! Kelson turns around and berates Remington on the outside before turning back to the action but Korey Kill levels Kelson with a big boot to the head! The fans boo and Remington holds his arms out on the outside with a big smirk as he takes all the hate in!
Steve White: This brash, obnoxious, rude asshole Remington Ivory Prescott who is debuting tonight just tripped up Kelson Hewitt there and he’s proud of it! Who the heck is this prick!?
Chuck Thompson: It worked though! Kelson might be pissed Korey Kill has tried to end him last week and he might be pissed he cost him the Global Championship in the Meltdown Chamber but right now Kelson can’t get a damn word in!
Korey yells at Kelson down on the mat and spits on him! The fans are booing and Korey is raging! Korey wants to end this! He goes over to the corner and yells for Kelson to get up as he lines him up! Chris Matthews blind tags in and the crowd gets loud. Korey is confused but that confusion turns to rage as he starts to argue with Matthews! Korey grabs Matthews and they grapple for a moment before the ref breaks it up! Korey threatens Matthews as he’s forced back to apron and Matthews straightens himself up and yells back at Korey!
Steve White: Korey wanted to punish and finish Kelson there but Chris Matthews just tagged himself in and Korey is PISSED off!
Chuck Thompson: Damn! Chris Matthews a cunning and devious motherfucker wants to steal this one! He doesn’t care about their little feud!
Kelson gets up and takes advantage during all of the commotion. He sees that Korey is no longer legal and he loses his temper. He quickly tags in Brian Phillips and the fans go wild! Kelson then runs across the ring and dives on Korey Kill! Both men spill over the ropes and apron to the outside and they start brawling! The fans go NUTS! The cheers ring out as Kelson and Korey start brawling on the outside! Eventually Korey tosses Kelson over the barricade and follows him over! Brian Phillips runs in and takes out Matthews with a clothesline! Matthews is up but gets taken out with another clothesline! Matthews is all over the place! He gets up right into a boot to the gut then Phillips plants him with a big DDT in the centre of the damn ring and covers him!
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NO!
Remington dives with a low axe handle to the back and breaks it up!
Steve White: Korey and Kelson are out of this match damn it! They’ve brawling in the crowd and we’ve lost them! Meanwhile Brian Phillips is in with Chris Matthews and he almost took him out there but Remington breaks it up!
Chuck Thompson: This arrogant young rich boy actually paying off for his team right now! Matthews saved but Phillips with the momentum!
Both men get up and the fans are going wild! Brian with a right hand then another then another but Matthews drop-kicks Brian out of nowhere and he falls in the corner! Chemic tags in and the fans get to their feet as Chemic takes Matthews out with a running STO! Chemic gets on top of Matthews and starts beating him with big right hands! Both men get up and Matthews boots Chemic in the gut but Chemic responds with an elbow to the face! Chemic goes to bounce off of the ropes but Remington steps over to the other side and clubs Chemic in the back of the head with a big fist as the fans boo! Remington drops off the apron and grabs Chemic’s ankles while he’s dazed! Matthews jumps up and takes Chemic out with a huge running enziguri! The fans boo and Chemic is down! Matthews runs up and bounces off of the ropes then jumps in the air and stomps Chemic’s head into oblivion with his Reign of Thunder curbstomp! The fans boo wildly and a smirking Matthews falls into the corner and recovers as he yells at Chemic who is out on the mat! Matthews smirk disappears as Remington jumps up on the apron and tags himself in! Matthews can’t believe it!
Steve White: Chemic two seconds from taking Matthews out but Remington again saving the day and underhandedly hitting and tripping Chemic there with enough time for Matthews to stomp his head into the mat!
Chuck Thompson: WAIT!? Remington Ivory Prescott just tagged himself in after Matthews did all the work and now Matthews is raging! Remington is enjoying this and now he’s gonna take all the glory for himself!
Matthews and Remington argue as the ref forces Matthews out of the ring! Remington is gonna steal this one and the fans hate it as Remington taunts Matthews and the fans and starts show boating! Matthews is pissed off but Remington doesn’t care! Remington stands over the groggy and bleeding Chemic and holds his arms out! He looks like he’s going to strike but instead runs up and blasts an elbow into Brian Phillips face and sends him off the apron to the outside floor which gets even more boos. Remington winks at Matthews who is stirring on the apron! Remington holds his arms out to the fans as Chemic gets up! Remington runs up and hits the groggy Chemic with his Chefs Kiss, ripcord judas effect! Chemic goes down and a smirking Remington covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners tonight! Korey Kill… Chris Matthews… and Remington Ivory Prescott!
Steve White: I can’t believe it! Remington Ivory Prescott - the cunning and brash youngster sets this whole thing up and then steals the glory in the end without so much as breaking a sweat and now he’s teasing the fans!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a fucking asshole! Through that whole match he was a pain in the ass and right at the end he took all the glory for himself… and this is only his first match dammit!
Remington demands the ref raise his arm in a certain fashion as he taunts the fans and barks back at a pissed off Chris Matthews. Remington holds his arms out and basks as Adora Kincaid joins him in the ring and watches over him. Chris Matthews drops off of the apron and shakes his head as he backs up the ramp. Remington taunts out to him and gets up on the turnbuckle and celebrates to the booing crowd while Adora watches on. We fade out from the scene.
We fade into the arena at a house show as thousands of cheering and screaming fans go wild. We pan around and come to see Michael Rissi in the center of the ring, dressed in a business suit with a mic firmly in his hand. Rissi gives a warm and inviting smile as he gestures of the crowd to calm down.
Michael Rissi: The fact that EHWF just had another Hall of Fame class is a testament to the success of the Federation. We’ve seen a lot of stuff go down in EHWF since 2008 and 14 years later - EHWF is still putting on competition and telling stories… Since its return EHWF is better than ever. The calibre of competition is so much higher and you can tell that by the increased ratings from the shit we were seeing in 2017 and 2018. We haven’t seen the return of certain people in EHWF because they can’t hang with the new era and the new breed of EHWF competitor and they KNOW that’s true. Everyone had to sit through some really boring and dull stuff back then; whether it be a promo or their in-ring ability: there is no secret that EHWF had less than stellar personalities back in that time. People who were able to coast by and make a name for themselves with very little to no talent.
The fans get louder as Michael speaks with a direct tone to his voice.
Michael Rissi: I’ve had the displeasure and perturbation of experiencing absolute train-wrecks in this business… People like David Gideon Smith, Killer Carter, Calvin Harris, The Misfit and Oliver Black - among many others. People who in their own head are so big but in reality are so very, very small. Insignificant people who lack talent, integrity and intelligence. The usual story of people crashing and burning was so prevalent with these dismal names because they always needed someone to demonise. These are people who don’t understand how hard it is to watch and deal with a narcissist on a weekly basis. They had the constant need to be the victims in their own head while letting their delusions actually thing that they had talent, that they were interesting and that anyone actually cared about them…
At the mention of some of the lackluster names, the fans boo and Michael nods along with the crowd.
Michael Rissi: We saw match-fixing go on between David Gideon Smith and Silver Kazama with the help of the failed Joshua Samson because these guys just couldn’t deal with the fact that they couldn’t hack it anymore in a world that was changing around them. They couldn’t keep up with the new influx of talent so like they had done throughout their careers and most likely their meaningless lives; they took a shortcut and while they were taking that shortcut - they did it the whole while, still acting like they were superior to those who were easily better than them in every way shape and form…
The fans cheer.
Michael Rissi: I look at people like Rose and Alexandria Kendrick and dammit, they deserve to be in the Hall of Fame because of what they’ve done for this business and because of their talent. Lord Raab definitely deserves to be in the hall of fame based on his seniority and his loyalty to this company… but the guy has always just come THAT close. He’s done a lot, almost won it all but he’s never become a World Champion… He’s always just come up short. I know Lord Raab has what it takes but I don’t know if Lord Raab knows that he has what it takes…
Michael looks around and raises his arm as he tries to finish his thought.
Michael Rissi: I have a match against Lord Raab this week albeit a tag team contest but I’ve never really had the opportunity to fight Lord Raab properly so this week on Mayhem, I’m gonna take it to him and see what he’s got because everyone has wanted to see us go up against each other and deep down we’ve always wanted to fight each other… Lord Raab cast off the shackles and he has what it takes to have been in both the previous EHWF and the new era EHWF. Unlike someone like Oliver Black who he used to be aligned with back in the day, Lord Raab actually has what it takes. Oliver Black and The Misfit were talentless and boring little bitches who had to gargle Joshua Samson’s balls and move to a B-Rate show with no competition JUST for a tiny bit of success. Their careers were meaningless because their lives are meaningless… You would think after the embarrassments they turned out to be in Joshua Samson’s mess that was Anarchy, that they would pack it in and just go somewhere quiet and die… but they didn’t… After their best buddy Bill Ryder sexually abused an interviewer backstage on live TV which lead to the hiatus of EHWF; Mistfit and Oliver Black kept their dismal failures of careers GOING and ended up in the dumpster fire that was Joshua Samson’s now defunct shithole - wrestling for $30 a night in front of a handful of rednecks… Lord Raab didn’t fall into this trap. He was able to adapt. So… tonight I’m gonna enjoy fighting Lord Raab finally and I’m going to look forward to seeing if he really belongs in the EHWF Hall of Fame or not because god knows the people I mentioned earlier really DON’T belong in there, nor do they belong in a wrestling ring ever again… I gotta feeling this is gonna be a good match but I can’t wait for the time where we go one on one… Now I’mma get ready for my match up next…
Michael drops the mic and leaves the ring as the fans go wild. The match is up next and Michael is off to get ready and change.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following tag team contest is set for one fall!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and black suit with a blue and black face paint with blue gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Konrad Raab and Lord Raab… The Brothers of Balance!
The lights go out across the arena and foot steps can be heard. The screen fills with static as man in a skin like mask appears staring into the camera and abruptly pyro shoots up across the arena and The devil and I by Slipknot plays over the PA system. Eric Smith walks out from behind the curtains and is center stage wearing black trunks, boots, elbow and knee pads with his mask on. As he takes the roar of the crowed in, he rips the mask off his head and walks quickly to the ring. As he nears the ring, he spots the smallest fan and puts the mask over the child's head with no emotion and then slides into the ring. Wasting now time, he makes his way to the turnbuckle furthest away and leans on it and waits for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And next their opponents… First up tonight… Eric “The Rage” Smith!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And next his partner tonight… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING
The fans are on their feet as Michael Rissi circles the mat with Lord Raab! The fans are going wild for this confrontation as they lock up! Michael gets Lord Raab around the waist quickly! Lord Raab into a hammerlock! Michael twists out of it into a wristlock then gets him in a headlock and then into a chickenwing from behind as the fans go wild! Michael picks up Lord Raab and plants him with a back drop! Big impact! Michael still has Lord Raab in his grasp and he plants him again! Michael gets up and plants Lord Raab with a 3rd slam and the fans are on their feet! Michael gets up and bends down to pick Lord Raab up but outta nowhere Lord Raab opens his eyes and grabs Michael’s neck! The fans are going nuts! Lord Raab whips Michael into the corner hard! Lord Raab runs up and dives on Michael for a big corner splash! Michael stumbles out of the corner into a rad uppercut from Lord Raab who then takes Michael down with a big boot to the skull once he bounces back towards him!
Steve White: Michael Rissi and Lord Raab is a one on one that everyone and their mother have wanted to see and we’re gonna see a snippet inside this mixed tag team match tonight! They’re really going at it but Lord Raab finds a way to contend with Michael’s strength here tongiht!
Chuck Thompson: Last week in one of the more weird matches we’ve seen for a while - Konrad Raab defeated Eric Smith. Tonight in the new year, Eric Smith is looking to get some revenge!
Lord Raab picks up Michael and slams him into the ropes! He goes to follow up but Michael grabs the ropes and blasts an elbow across his face! Michael then bounces off of the ropes and ducks a swing from Raab then plants him with a big bulldog on rebound! The fans are on their feet again! Michael lines Raab up and lunges at him! Raab sidesteps! Michael comes off of the ropes and Raab with a big boot but Michael ducks it, bounces off of the ropes, picks up speed and then levels Lord Raab with a massive spear! The fans all go NUTS! Michael quickly covers Lord Raab!
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Konrad Raab breaks it up!
Steve White: Konrad Raab breaks it up! Michael with that big spear but konrad too quick!
Chuck Thompson: Michael and Lord Raab are putting on a slug fest int here right now! Nothing but big shots and power moves!!
Michael picks Lord Raab up and hits him with a big powerslam! Michael bounces off of the ropes then dropkicks a seated Lord Raab in the head! Lord Raab tries to get back to his corner but Michael thumps him with a massive forearm and he hits the mat again! Michael hoists Lord Raab up for a powerbomb and the fans go wild but Lord Raab hammers Michael in the head as he sits on his shoulders, then he gets off and takes Michael out with a clothesline and falls into the corner where he tags in Konrad Raab! The fans are going nuts! Konrad Raab is helped up onto the top rope by Lord Raab as they line up Michael who tries to recover!
Steve White: Lord Raab gets the advantage over Rissi for the first time tonight! Lord Raab with the tag and now Konrad Raab is gonna fly!
Chuck Thompson: The Bros want this win and this would be monumental for them! Rissi in firing sight of Konnie Raab right now!
Konrad Raab launches off of the top rope! With great strength, Michael catches him midair and puts him on his back! Konrad elbows Michael in the head and tries to get out of it but Michael throws Konrad in the air and slams him down on the mat hard! Konrad yells in pain as Michael bounces off of the ropes, tags in Eric Smith and hits Konrad with a running knee to the head before sliding out of the ring! Eric Smith jumps in and sees Lord Raab about to come in but he knocks Lord Raab off of the apron and sends him head first into the barricade! Eric then runs up off of the momentum and levels Konrad Raab with a big hip and shoulder as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Konrad had is momentum cut in half now Eric Smith is punishing both the Raab’s off of the momentum right here!
Chuck Thompson: This one is heating up but The Raab’s are finding it hard to keep up at the moment! Eric Smith looking for something big right here!
Eric Smith waits for Konrad and he hits him with a massive suplex! Eric goes for another but Konrad links his legs up and then hits Eric with a right hand then another then another than another! The fans go wild! Konrad goes for an uppercut but Eric dodges it and hugs Konrad then hits him with a belly to belly! Konrad lands on his damn neck hard and the fans are going wild! Konrad eventually stumbles back into Smith who lifts him up and spins him around for a huge spinning cradle slam back down on the mat! Konrad is in pain! Smith picks him up but gets a boxing right to the face! Konrad boots Smith in the gut then runs up and springs off of the middle ropes for a spring board move but Eric clotheslines him out of the damn air!
Steve White: OOF! Konrad Raab started to claw something back in this one then he went up high but Eric just clotheslined him out the damn sky! Konrad gonna feel that one in the morning bah gawd!!
Chuck Thompson: Eric is looking to put this match away right now!!
Eric tags Michael Rissi back in! Konrad slowly gets helped up and Eric grabs him as Michael gets to a knee! Eric plants Konrad on Michael’s knee with a spinebuster! Konrad is yells out, hurt! Eric is back on the apron! Michael gets into a stance as Lord Raab rushes in but Michael tosses Lord Raab over the top rope mid run! Konrad limps up and half-heartedly grabs Michael around the waist for Frozen Pin! He can’t pick him up and Michael shoves Konrad off of him then hits him with a Superkick! The fans go NUTS! Michael covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners tonight… Eric “The Rage” Smith and one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Michael Rissi!
Steve White: Michael and Eric get the job done and that was one heck of a contest! The Bros not able to muster anything up at the end there and that won’t bode well for their tag team aspirations!
Chuck Thompson: The Raab’s will not quit on their journey to the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
Michael gets up and goes to celebrate but as he turns around he’s levelled by a spear from Stephen Sebastian! The fans all boo and Rissi is down! Eric rushes in and starts brawling with Stephen! Suddenly, Brandon Bash and Ace Pena rush out and slide in the ring!
Steve White: SHIT! It’s Brandon Bash and The CPO! They’re out here tonight dammit! They wanna get Eric Smith before Eric and Brandon’s next confrontation at Annihilation next week!
Ace clubs Eric in the back and Stephen hoists Eric up and slams him down hard! Stephen starts stomping out Eric while Ace and Brandon start to stomp out Rissi! Brandon tells Stephen to pick Eric up but before he can, Konrad and Lord Raab swarm on The CPO and they start brawling!
Steve White: Eric and Michael were in peril right there but now unexpectedly, The Bros of Balance are helping them out and attacking The CPO!
Michael and Eric eventually get up and help The Raab’s fight off The CPO as they retreat! Brandon tells Ace and Stephen to back up the ramp as the fans are going wild! Eric gets on the ropes and yells out to Brandon who tries to calm his men down. The Raab’s look apprehensive of Rissi and Smith still.
Steve White: The Brothers of Balance doing the right thing and coming to the aid of Eric and Michael but Brandon has already sent his message to Eric Smith ahead of their Ironman match at Annihilation!
Eric raises his arms and points out to Bash. Bash slides his finger across his neck and tells Eric that “he’s finished” as the two men share an intense stare off from ring to stage. The fans are going wild as we fade out.
The scene opens with Remi pacing back and forth in front of her locker room door. She’s dressed to wrestle, wearing a pair of black knee high side lace boots, plain black knee pads, punk rock fishnets, black trunks, and a black sports top with a grey heart in the center. Completing the look is a pair of smoky tinted aviators and the EHWF Junior Heavyweight Championship around her waist. As the camera moves in she gives a smile and juts her chin as a greeting.
What’d I say? I told all you what would happen when I showed up and not even a month later here I stand with gold around my waist. I knocked off a champion who had held their title for almost five months to the day in the first singles match I had here.
She pats the title on the center plate before continuing.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not here to run my mouth about how great I am, I know I got a long road ahead of me to prove that, starting tonight. I’m defending the title against a team, and the referee is the same woman I just beat, so it’s going to take a lot for me to walk out with my head and title held high. I’m going to do it though, not because I’m the best, because shitfire, if I’m the best wrestler this company has it should probably close its doors. I’m tolerable at wrestling and great at hitting people, but where I really shine is that I always move forward, like erosion, or a hurricane. Just as well I’m not touting my technical ability anyway, cos no way in Hell am I about to walk into a wrestling match. This is a planned mugging, an ambush. I know it, you all know it, Hell, even the guy selling t-shirts on the way in the arena knows it. Yet I’m walking into it anyway. Now, sure, you could say I have to, that it’s a scheduled title defense and if I don’t do it I’d be stripped. That may be true, but it’s also true that some people would rather lose a title than take an ass whipping. It’s not what I do, though, because it’s not what a champion does. You want this…
She unfastened the Junior Heavyweight title from around her waist and held it up.
You gotta come take it. I’m not the most technical, or the fastest…though I am reeeeeeeaaaaaaalllll goddamn fast, I’ll sing my own song on that, but I am good in a fight, and a fight is exactly what I’m walking into.
She lowers the title and fastens it around her waist once again.
In just a few minutes you’re all going to watch as I walk out, newly minted Junior Heavyweight title around my waist, and I’m going to stare down an army of people who want to take it all away from me and prove that I’m just a flash in the pan, a flake, and waste of time. I’m not walking out with managers, partners, or special referees either, because I’m a champion, I’ve proved I’m a champion, I don’t need that shit. I don’t blame them, though, if I were fighting me I’d bring friends too.
She smirks and rolls her neck.
I’m Remi Skyfire, I’m the Blackheart, the EHWF Junior Heavyweight Champion with napalm blood and the heart of a lion. I’ll see you out there.
She walks out of the shot as it fades.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a Lumber Jill match set for one single fall!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… She is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, pulling a pair of gloves out from her cleavage and pulling them on, one at a time. They seemed to also have a teal wolf design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises her right fist into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent tonight… Alexandria Kendrick!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Alexandria has a smirk on her face while Joanna bounces up and down ready to fight. They both look around and see all of the Lumber Jill’s outside the ring. Both Joanna and Alexandria are careful and apprehensive of those around them but eventually tie up in the centre of the ring and the fans lose it! Alexandria powers Joanna down to her knee! Joanna yells in pain as her back gets blasted a couple of times! Alexandria goes to toss Joanna over the top rope but Joanna catches herself then backflips and goes for an elbow but Alexandria dodges it and springs off of the middle ropes for a springboard kick! Joanna catches her leg in mid air and plants Alexandria with a Fishermans Suplex! The fans go wild! Joanna has Alexandria all caught up and pulls her up and goes for another suplex but Alexandria knees her in the side and counters with a Tiger Suplex and bridges it!
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Steve White: These two have been going at it for a while now! This rivalry has built and built and built and every time they meet they put on one amazing match but tonight, we got seven other women on the outside waiting to pounce!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna and Alexandria have definitely been at it for weeks but Alexandria was able to over come Joanna last week and become the number one contender to Wilmer Patacky’s EHWF World Championship!
Alexandria picks up Joanna and drags her right into a knee! Alexandria walks Joanna over but Joanna drops down and hits Alexandria with a drop toe-hold! Alexandria goes through the middle ropes and Joanna pushes her as Alexandria falls through and hits the outside! The fans go wild! Alexandria gets up and sub-consciously shoves Nina Chanel out of the way as she gets back to the ring! Thea Nefeli grabs Alexandria and drags her to the outside and tosses her to the floor! Nina and Thea start stomping out Alexandria on the floor and the fans go wild! Alexandria yells out and tries to fight back! Jade Moxie clubs Alexandria in the back! Thea and Nina punch Alexandria back down but Alexandria shoves Thea into Jade and Jade slaps Thea! Thea and Jade start to brawl! Nina tries to break it up but Zoe jumps on her and a brawl breaks out! Alexandria slides back in the ring as the fans are going wild! Joanna takes advantage and boots Alexandria in the midsection and hits her with a fameasser! The fans get to their feet as Joanna covers!
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Steve White: Alexandria catching a damn beating on the outside and Joanna takes advantage and puts Alexandria down quick only to get a near fall as this one heats up!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t control myself with all these babes, Steve! This is too much!
Joanna leaps up onto the ropes and springs off with a corkscrew moonsault! Alexandria rolls out of the way and Joanna lands on her feet! Alexandria boots Joanna in the midsection and pulls her in for Perfect Shot but Joanna shoves Alexandria into the ropes and then hits her with a side kick to the chest on rebound! Joanna lines Alexandria up but Alexandria out of nowhere with a pump kick! Joanna hits the ropes and Alexandria runs up and clotheslines Joanna over the top rope to the outside! Joanna is in pain on the outside floor and looks around as she slowly gets up but Taylor Kill kicks her in the head! Kori Argentum starts stomping her out and they both get on top of her! Azzurra comes over and shoves Taylor Kill to the ground! Joanna gets up and rams Kori Argentum into the apron! Joanna slides into the ring but Alexandria with a dropkick to Joanna! Alexandria picks up Joanna in a hammer lock! Joanna reverses it into a wristlock but Alexandria counters into a headlock and goes for an armdrag! Joanna cartwheels out of it! Alexandria somersaults off of Joanna’s back then they both take each other out with lariats and the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: BOOM! Alexandria and Joanna brawling! Joanna catches a beating on the outside but Azzurra comes to her aid! Alexandria and Joanna take each other out right there! This is intense!
Chuck Thompson: Future Shock and Joyride are brawling on the outside though! Lets not forget they have their own thing going on for the tag team titles!
Both women get up and Alexandria instantly goes for End Game! Joanna barrel rolls out of the way then springs onto the middle then the top ropes and lands on Alexandria, hitting her with a flying hurricanrana! The fans go NUTS! Joanna gets up and claps and then lines Alexandria up for Celestial Shot or Final Strike! We still see the Lumber Jills fighting on the outside and it spills in the ring as the Future Shock/Joyride rivalry boils over and Thea and Zoe start brawling inside the ring! Jade and Nina follow and they knock Joanna down! Alexandria gets up and see two refs tryna break it up! Alexandria hits Nina with End Game! Joanna dives on Alexandria and they brawl on the mat! Thea dives on them and Zoe follows! Kori, Azzurra and Taylor all slide in and swarm and a massive all in brawl breaks down with Alexandria and Joanna on the bottom! The fans are going WILD but the ref loses all control!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This match has been declared a No Contest!
Steve White: Shit! This one has spilt over into a massive all in brawl! All these women are in the ring and they’re tearing each other apart! Someone stop this!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna and Alexandria are on the bottom of it all! How lucky!
The fans are going wild! Alexandria and Joanna get up but this time Alexandria takes her down! Nina is bleeding from the mouth from the End Game! Thea checks on her but Zoe and Jade swarm her! Kori and Azzurra brawl and the bell rings again as it’s all out mayhem and chaos in there right now!
Steve White: Alexandria and Joanna still trying to go at it! Alexandria damn near took Nina’s head off and Joyride and Future Shock are tryna kill each other!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t even see what’s going on! Should I get in there and help, Steve?!
Joanna and Alexandria get lost in the brawl! Joanna tosses Kori outside the ring to the floor and Alexandria does the same to Taylor! Alexandria and Joanna start trading punches again! Alexandria wants Perfect Shot but Azzurra who is now on the outside drags Joanna out of harms way! Alexandria is pissed as Azzurra and Joanna back up the ramp! Azzurra and a ref try and contain Joanna who shouts insults back at Alexandria while she’s being backed up!
Steve White: Azzurra getting Joanna out of there and saving her! She gets them away from the chaos in the ring right now! Alexandria, not looking impressed!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria is pissed but she’s eyeing off Joyride and Future Shock right now as these two team are clearly not done!
Alexandria sees Thea get up and take Jade out with a hurricanrana! Zoe from behind hits Thea in the head with her Shockwave kick! Nina is bleeding and hurt but she boots Zoe in the midsection and takes Zoe out with Designer DDT! Nina raises her arms as Future Shock are down! Nina goes to help Thea but Alexandria cracks Nina with another End Game outta nowhere! This time she knocks her out! Nina is down! Alexandria looks up and sees everyone is down! She gets on the ropes and shouts out at Joanna and Azzurra who are on the stage! The fans go wild as they stare each other down and we fade out to a promo for Annihilation.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is handicap match and it’s for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship! The individual who secures the pinfall in this contest will be the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion!
The Lights go out in the arena, as a crack of lightning hits the stage, forming a blue flame. On the other side a single crack of lightning hits as an Green flame appears on the other side. The flames die out as Immortalized by Disturbed begins playing.
Feed the fire that is raging inside
This is go time, this is showtime
We will fight till their wills are broken
This is game time, an insane time
As the Lights come on Mister J is standing with his arms crossed at the top of the ramp with Danae and Kassandra on either side of him. They turn and walk to the centre where Mister J is standing, then turn as they await Legion. Legion comes from the back walking in front of Mister J pointing down to the ring, where Danae and Kassandra walk down the ramp. They scoff off the fans, as they look at their opponents. Danae moves to the back of the ring as Kassandra slides underneath the bottom rope. Legion and Mister J watch from the top of the ramp as Legion lifts her hand and snaps her fingers, the lights go out once more. As the snap is heard again, Mister J and Legion are at ringside watching, as her girls are in the ring. Kassandra standing in one corner and Danae in the other watching, waiting for their opponents.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challengers… Kassandra and Danae… The Wolves!
Kickstart My Heart kicks in and Remi's arrival to the stage comes in a casual strut even if her head is bopping to the beat of her theme. She takes a moment to drink in the arena's scene while the music courses through her body. Soon enough, she can't help herself and she's jamming out and grooving with the Motley Cru all over the stage. She's tossing horns up and randomly air guitaring down the ramp and toward the ring, even stopping for the occasional fan's invisible microphone to sing out with her theme.
At the ring, Remi hops up onto the apron and turns around to throw her hands up to the crowd. She ducks inside and climbs up each of the top turnbuckles, throwing up rocker horns and screaming the lyrics out at the crowd. Once done, she backs herself into one of the corners, leans back, pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her top and pops it into her mouth with a thotty wink into the nearest camera.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponent tonight… She is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
DING DING DING
The Wolves are strategising but Guest Referee Misty Vega stops Kassandra from starting the match. Misty opts to get in Remi’s face and the two argue. Remi smirks but Misty reminds her that she’s the referee and Remi can’t touch her. Kassandra rushes over and blindsides Remi with a punch to the side of her head and then gets her in a headlock! Remi overpowers her but Kassandra out grapples her into a hammerlock! Remi can’t get out of it and Kassandra gets her around the waist! Remi is still stuck! Kassandra has hold over her but Remi twists out and fires a combo of rapid fire kicks! Kassandra takes them hard! Remi hoists Kassandra up and plants her with a big body drop! Remi sees Kassandra get up and she starts blasting her with rapid fire shoot kicks and brutalises Kassandra! She’s down and Remi covers quickly but Misty doesn’t count the fall… The fans boo and Remi looks up at Misty, not impressed.
Steve White: Well… This one just got almost impossible for Remi Skyfire tonight. Not only is it a handicap match, not only is Legion at ringside but Misty is the guest referee and she’s not counting pinfalls for Remi!
Chuck Thompson: Remi has been on fire since coming into EHWF - becoming the Jr Heavyweight Champion in only her SECOND match last week when she took Misty Vega down!
Remi gets up and starts to argue with Misty who insults her and laughs in her face. Remi gets clubbed in the back by Kassandra then whipped into the corner! Kassandra tags in Danae! Kassandra whips Danae at Remi but Remi jumps up and Danae runs into her boot! Kassandra runs up and Remi takes Kassandra out with a big spinebuster and the fans go WILD! Remi starts arguing with Misty again! Misty is pissed off Remi took her belt last week and Misty shoves Remi in the head. Remi ignores it although we can see the rage in her face. Kassandra rushes back into the ring but Remi sends her over the top rope to the apron! Remi lines up Danae and hits her with a suplex when she gets up! The fans are going wild but Misty gets boos. Remi gets on the outside and climbs to the top rope! Danae gets up and Remi leaps off the top rope and launches herself over the top of Danae and instead hits Misty Vega with The Sex Pistol! Both knees from the sky, pulling Misty down and busting her face! The fans go wild!
Steve White: BOOM! Remi faked The Sex Pistol on Danae and instead took out Misty Vega! Now we got no ref and if Misty wakes up, she’ll just disqualify Remi!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think Remi cares! She wanted to take Misty out and punish her it seems! Now Remi still has The Wolves to deal with and if you remember last week - Legion and The Hive weren’t high on Remi Skyfire and Ana Somnia and vowed not only to take their title but also hurt them!
Remi sees Misty is out of it but she wants to knock her out and with a clean front kick, sends Misty into the ropes then hits her with a roundhouse that sends her through the middle ropes to the outside! The fans go WILD! Misty is out of it on the outside and now the clock is against Remi! Remi calls for another ref but Danae with a big right hand to the back of Remi’s head! Remi and Danae start trading blows! Remi eventually hits Danae with a high knee but Kassandra comes in from outside and clubs Remi in the back again! Danae and Kassandra try and double team Remi! They beat her and then send her into the ropes! They go for a duo clothesline but Remi breaks their grip of each other and runs through their arms! Remi comes off of the ropes then takes both women down with a double spear!
Steve White: Remi isn’t wrestling a wrestling match right now, she’s just straight up fighting these girls and running in head first! Remi so quick and powerful and she’s just taking her opponents assaults and coming back with brash hard headed offence!
Chuck Thompson: And it seems to be working because Remi is combining that impact with some pretty powerful and precise striking and she’s beaten up both The Wolves just now much to the dismay of Legion!
Finally a ref runs down and slides in the ring! Remi sees Misty stirring on the outside! Legion is on the outside and barks orders at Kassandra! Danae is trying to recover in the corner as Remi crunches her with a corner clothesline! The ref tells Kassandra to get out! She ignores him and goes for her running big boot but Remi ducks it and Kassandra hits Danae instead! Kassandra is in shock but Remi hoists Kassandra up on her back! They’re back to back and Remi sends Kassandra in the air with a torture rack slam! Kassandra holds her back in pain and rolls out of the ring as the fans get firmly behind Remi again! Remi gets on the outside and climbs the top rope! Kassandra gets on the apron but Remi kicks her down! Legion gets on the other side but Legion kicks her down! Danae gets the time to dive over and shake the ropes! Remi jumps off at the last second and karate rolls back into the ring from the top rope! Danae is shocked and she turns around getting Remi in a headlock! Remi counters into a hammerlock but Danae reverses that into a standing wristlock only to have Remi use her strength to pull Danae over and hit her with her Skyline Irish Whip + Blindside Lariat finisher! Danae takes it hard and she’s done! Remi quickly covers! Misty rolls back in the ring but it’s too late!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Remi wins the handicap match and retains! This girl is nothing short of tough and amazing! Not a good look for The Wolves though…
Chuck Thompson: The Wolves suffer another huge loss but Remi Skyfire is quickly carving out a name for herself as she gets more and more impressive each week!
Remi gets up and gets her arm raised by the ref but Legion LOSES her shit at Kassandra! Kassandra doesn’t want to go back in and fight Remi. Remi straight up fought that one and withstood all the wrestling but The Wolves had no answer for Remi’s striking and furious fighting. Kassandra feels the heat and slides back in! Remi knees her and tosses her right back out as Kassandra lands near Legion’s feet! Legion looks up in a rage at Remi. Remi rolls Danae out as well and The Wolves are in a heap as Remi grabs her title belt and holds it up while she stands on the middle ropes! Legion isn’t happy!
Legion: Y-You think this is over!? S-soon you’re going to be FORCED to call me Global Champion and you, Ana Somnia, Sara Daniels and WHOEVER else will BOW to me like the dogs that you are!
Steve White: Legion is PISSED!
Chuck Thompson: And Misty Vega is still cleared scorned after Remi took her title last week and this match didn’t help! Now Misty is back in the ring with Remi!
Misty who is holding the back of her neck and head shouts insults at Remi! Remi turns around and Misty runs up and fires her Mist Effect roundhouse but Remi ducks it and hoists Misty up, planting her on the mat with a powerful slam! Remi builds massive momentum and goes back to celebrating with her title and to her music as Legion watches on, enraged… We fade out.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one single fall!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Conner Creed!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
ONE.
TWO.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he threw his right hand up into the air to show off the EHWF World Championship to the world! Wilmer looks up at the championship with a look of joy on his face as he lowers his arm back down to his side, looking out at the crowd and nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then suddenly make a break for it down the ramp and slide into the ring underneath the bottom rope before quickly pushing himself up to his feet! Wilmer would then spin around in circles with his arms spread out, the EHWF World Championship swinging around as he spins his way to the center of the ring. Wilmer would then suddenly stop and slowly raise his right arm into the air, once again showing off the EHWF World Championship as he continues to nod his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would do a little bit of skanking around in the ring with the title before handing it over to the referee and backing into his corner. Wilmer gets in a few last minute stretches while he awaits for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… His opponent tonight… He is the EHWF World Champion… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING
As soon as the bell rings Conner isn’t wasting any time, charging at Wilmer and instantly going for a Clothesline From Hell to try to take his opponents head off, only for Wilmer to duck under the lariat at the last second, dodging the finisher and shocking Creed and fans alike.
Steve White: Conner Creed and Wilmer Patacky - known each other a long time! Creed has appeared the last few weeks back in EHWF and he’s targeted Wilmer and now these two are going at it!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer moving quick though as these two come in and start to brawl!
Conner quickly recovered though, turning on his heels before Wilmer can even get back to his feet and and delivers a HARD elbow strike to back of Wilmer’s head, rocking him and sending him down to his hands and knees and giving Conner an opening to good for him to pass up. Conner hits the ropes to build momentum and delivers a brutal knee strike to the back of Wilmer’s skull just as he started to rise. Conner covers after hitting the Lights Out, looking to make quick work of the champ.
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Steve White: Conner Creed seemingly coming outta nowhere a couple of weeks ago and targeting Wilmer Patacky! He has been on his case ever since Meltdown and even last week he laid him out again! There is no love lost between these two, that’s for sure!
Chuck Thompson: This is a match we’ve wanted to see for a long time as the two hall of farmers go at it! Creed trying to put Wilmer away early there!
Conner hits the mat in frustration shaking, his head as he gets back up to his feet taking time to pop the stiffness out of his neck. Conner grabs Wilmer by the hair, lifting the half conscious man to his feet before sending back down with another elbow strike this time to time across Wilmer's jaw. This causes him to spin out before falling face first down to the mat.
Conner Creed: Fucking pathetic man, come on!
Conner yells at Wilmer, who is still trying to find his bearings after such the brutal onslaught this early on. But the time to recover is next to none as Conner is now lifting the champ back to his feet once again, this time by the back of his trunks so he can lift him by the waist and hoist him up in the air, sending Patacky to crash into the mat face first. The fans give off a mixed reaction as Creed remains in control, lifting Wilmer’s corpse-like body off the ground. Conner sends Wilmer into the turnbuckle shoulder first. Taking his time to walk over, pulling Wilmer out of the corner before turning him to face him and propping him up against the turnbuckle.
Steve White: Creed is leading this one and if he could put up the win against the champ then that would be huge! Wilmer has NOT had an easy time! He had a blood one against Black Man where he won the title and he’s already defended it against Jason Dave, Solomon Graham and inside the Meltdown Chamber!
Chuck Thompson: And Creed is gonna take advantage of that fatigue and pain! No doubt Alexandria Kendrick is watching this closely!
Conner Creed: Come on Patacky, fucking show me something!
Conner yells in Patacky’s face before running across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle, before turning around and running back to Wilmer at full speed. Conner looks to deliver another knee right to the gut of Wilmer, causing him to double over and fall to his ass. Wilmer is propped up only by the turnbuckle as Conner runs back to the opposite corner, this time pausing long enough to flip Wilmer the bird and charges back at Wilmer. clearly aiming for Wilmer's head, Conner sends his knee flying at Wilmer's head, only for the champ to suddenly returns snap out of it and jumps up to his feet, moving out of the way just in time for Conner to miss his target and run straight into the turnbuckle. As Conner stumbles out of the corner, Wilmer follows it up with a HARD superkick to the jaw.
Steve White: Superkick! Creed didn’t see that one coming! These fans are going NUTS right now!
Chuck Thompson: These two have wanted to get at each other for years and they’re not disappointing right now!
Falling back into the corner, a stunned Conner couldn’t do anything to stop the follow up superkick Wilmer delivered to his face. Or the next one, or the next one as Wilmer began to dish out his revenge against the biker! It was after the fifth and final superkick that Wilmer followed it up by wrapping his arm around Conner’s head and hitting him with a mean snapmare driver! Conner's head spikes into the mat, causing Conner to flip over and onto his back! A worn out Wilmer quickly crawls over and dives onto Conner for a cover.
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Steve White: Wilmer with a near fall as he crawls back influence in this contest and I have NO idea how Creed survived the superkick onslaught! That was brutal!
Chuck Thompson: Creed has no idea where he is right now! Wilmer may have done enough but impressive kick out by Creed off of that assault!
Both Conner and Wilmer struggle to get back up to their feet, but Wilmer barely makes it to his feet first. Wilmer makes a run at Conner before jumping and hitting him with the float over DDT known as the Wack-o-Rama! Wilmer takes a moment to regain his breath, taking advantage of the fact that he was now in control. That’s when Conner starts stirring through that he he take action once again helping Conner up to his feet to set the Tiger Driver but as he goes to lift the biker Conner uses his weight to deny the champ. Wilmer goes for it again only to be met with the same results. Which is when Conner is able to get one arm free and send an elbow into Patacky’s face sending him stumbling back and giving Conner an opening for the Clothesline From Hell only for Wilmer to once again duck under it and hook Conner arms up for another attempt at the Tiger Driver this time hitting clean.
Steve White: Wilmer in firm control now as Creed loses his grip on this one! Wilmer with that Tiger Driver and Creed is in bad shape now! Wilmer not looking much better as both of these guys are hurt but now Wilmer has Creed right where he wants him!
Chuck Thompson: Creed has sent message after message to Wilmer the past few weeks - he’s not gonna just give up here! These fans are going NUTS right now!
Patacky goes into the corner and waits for Conner to raise to his feet before running towards him clearly going for He’s Got Kicks only for Conner to come to at the last second and side stepping the superkick and hitting Wilmer with a German Suplex keeping his grip around Wilmers waist Conner hoists him up to his feet before hitting it again before again lifting him to his feet only this time turning him around and follows it up with a hard powerbomb.
Steve White: Creed stays alive and damn near breaks Wilmer’s damn back with a powerful barrage of slams and suplexes there! Wilmer landed bad! There’s no way the champ is gonna fight through that one!
Chuck Thompson: Creed may have done enough but he needs to follow up! If he can beat the EHWF World Champion here tonight then the sky is the limit!
Conner grabs Patacky by the hair and sets him up in a sitting position before running into the ropes and back at Patacky to hit him with a hard big boot to the face, Conner takes a moment to show off to the crowed basking cheers and boos they give him before flipping them off giving Wilmer time to recover only long enough for himself to get him on his hands and knees before Creed takes a run at him and hits him with a Curb Stop driving his head into the canvas with his boot and going for another pin.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: WHAT!? BAH GAWD! Creed stomped the fuck out of Wilmer’s head and Wilmer just won’t die! Wilmer will not give up and he kicked out somehow!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is pretty damn hurt though, especially after that! Creed is pissed off and he’s getting frustrated but I think anything can still happen!
Conner shakes his head in frustration again and gets up dragging Wilmer up with him and setting him up for a powerbomb once again only this time he holds his arms out in the T pose showing the fans what’s coming next as he lifts the champion up for a crucifix powerbomb but before he can bring him down again Wilmer slips out of it stumbling to the ropes which he uses to help him stay upright behind the biker who in a rage charges at Wilmer AGAIN going for the Clothesline From Hell only for Wilmer to AGAIN duck under it only this time he pulls the top rope down with him sending his opponent over the top and tumbling outside. It’s here that Wilmer starts to psych himself back up getting his second wind in him as he sets off running to the opposite end of the ring bouncing off the ropes and diving through the ropes at a recovered Conner hitting him with his suicide forearm not only causing damage to Conner’s face but also sending him crashing HARD into the barricade behind him. And before you know it Wilmer is back up to his feet standing over Creed before landing stomp after stomp after stomp to Conner’s body and head.
Steve White: Wilmer is back up! This guy is incredible and now he’s stomping the fuck out of Creed! These guys damn need destroy each other on the outside! Massive damage, huge moves and now Wilmer is just losing it and Creed is in trouble!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer’s gotta be careful here though! He’s gotta stop listening to the fans going wild for him right now and listen to his brain and try and end this one right now!
Wilmer than gets Conner up and hits him with a suplex onto the outside causing both men damage although one more so than the other, but Wilmer shakes his head showing that he’s not done just quite yet and lifts Conner up before taking his head in his hands and attempting to throw him into the steel steps only for Creed to reverse the momentum and send Patacky himself into the steps running into them full force ribs first the only thing keeping Wilmer on his feet the steel steps themselves, as he leans against them. Conner gives the champion no time to recover though and is on him in a second, first slamming his head into the steel steps before turning him around and raining haymakers down onto Wilmer’s face.
Steve White: BRUTAL! Creed back in it! This one is up and down and back and forth and now those massive shots to Wilmer’s face! This is brutal! This is ruthless!
Chuck Thompson: The steel steps used as a weapon as Conner Creed loses his temper and looks for a way to beat Wilmer! This is an instant classic as far as I’m concerned right now!
By the time Conner stops to yell at the ref to stop the count, Wilmer is busted open and fresh blood is starting to turn his face crimson. It’s when the ref refuses to stop the count that Conner pulls the official outside to stop it himself only for a newly recovered Wilmer Patacky to smash into him with a forearm to the back of the head taking both his opponent and the ref out at the same time, but Wilmer doesn’t seem to care as he grabs Conner by the hair lifts and him up and to the steps before ramming Creed’s head into the hard steel once, twice, three times! Wilmer finally lets a groggy Conner go, who barely manages to stay standing long enough for Wilmer to run and launch himself off of the steel steps and land a leaping calf kick onto Conner!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Wilmer soaring through the air and he just won’t quit! Off the steps and leaping that kick into Conner and Conner might be done after that! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: These two REALLY want to kill each other tonight! They’ve fucked up the entire outside and now Wilmer is using his head! He’s rolling Conner back in the ring so he can end this! How is Wilmer still going right now!?
Wilmer lifts Conner up and rolls him back into the ring. Wilmer rolls in right after, climbing back up to his feet. Wilmer stays near the ropes as he readies himself, waiting for Conner to get to his feet. As Conner climbs to his feet and stumbles around for a moment, Wilmer pulls himself up, launching himself at Conner with a springboard moonsault off the top rope! Conner stumbles forward but somehow still manages to catch Wilmer and quickly transition it into driving Wilmer into the mat with a powerslam!
Steve White: Wilmer had it! Conner out of nowhere reverses it and Wilmer just got dumped with a huge powerslam! That’s it! It’s over! Wilmer can’t get up from that!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer with the moonsault but Conner Creed just so skilled and cunning! He freaking crushes Wilmer there and that might be what ends it! Wilmer getting too flashy!
Both men are down, feeling the effects of the pain they have been dishing out to each other. Conner starts to climb up to his feet before Wilmer, and as Wilmer turns to face his opponent, Conner drives a toe kick right into Wilmer's abdomen! Conner pulls Wilmer in and quickly lifts him up onto his shoulder. Conner positions Wilmer up in a T position. This time Conner is able to dive forward, slamming Wilmer down onto the back of his head, neck and shoulders with the Crucifix Powerbomb!
Steve White: POWERBOMB! It’s over! Conner Creed has beaten the champion here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is motionless! Creed is gonna pin the champ!
Conner goes for the pin on a motionless Wilmer!
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Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT!? NO WAY! NO FUCKING WAY! Wilmer is undefeatable! He’s just been put through hell and back and hell again and he still kicked out! How is he moving right now!
Chuck Thompson: I thought he was done there! Conner Creed CAN’T believe it and he looks like he’s out of ideas! He can’t understand right now! Wilmer still with the shoulder up dammit!
Conner looks a little agitated that he wasn't able to get the three right then. He climbs to his feet and looks down at a beaten and bloodied Wilmer.Wilmer reaches up and tries to wipe blood from his face and eyes. Conner walks around to the left side of Wilmer and stomps his boot down onto Wilmer's shoulder. He quickly pulls Wilmer up to his feet, but Wilmer surprises him with a quick headbutt right to Conner's nose! Conner stumbles back as a small amount of blood starts to gush from his nose! Wilmer hooks Conner's head and looks for The Wackness, but Conner over powers Wilmer and sends him into the opposite turnbuckle and right into the referee!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky has proven without a doubt he deserves to be champion and tonight just cemented the fact! He just won’t quit and he keeps trying to put Conner Creed away! Conner is getting overwhelmed right now and got desperate just then!
Chuck Thompson: Conner’s only chance is right now!
Conner looks over at the ref, smiling to himself as he notices he has to act quick and put Wilmer away! He reaches down and pulls something out of his right boot. He slips it over his knuckles as Wilmer starts to slowly climb to his feet. The referee is slowly starting to stir, as Conner keeps the referee in sight while Wilmer stumbles around right into a big haymaker with the brass knuckles, the Knuckle Duster connects! Conner quickly tosses the brass knux out of the ring and goes for the pin, but the referee is still coming to his senses! Conner screams at the referee, who slowly crawls over to make the count!
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WILMER PATACKY ONCE AGAIN GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Steve White: THIS! Is ridiculous! Conner back in the drivers seat of this match but WILMER KICKS OUT even after this underhanded asshole blasted him with brass knuckles! Brutal but Wilmer won’t give up!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer might have a champion’s heart and he might have kicked out but that brass knuckles shot, really hurt him! Conner is PISSED but Wilmer is in really bad shape after that one!
Conner is livid. He looks over at the referee, who is still holding up two fingers to signal the two count. He can't believe Wilmer was able to kick out after the Knuckle Duster. He climbs to his feet and begins to roll his right shoulder, signalling he was going for the kill. Wilmer crawls over to the ropes and uses them to slowly climb back up to his feet. He is still feeling the effects of getting hit with the brass knuckles. Wilmer stumbles back and turns right as Conner charges forward, throwing everything he has into a Clothesline From Hell! Wilmer ducks down right at the last second! Conner almost loses his footing as he spins around and almost slams into the corner from his own momentum. As he turns back to a kneeling Wilmer, he gets caught in the chin by a spinning uppercut from Wilmer, who yells out "SHORYUKEN! Conner spins and stumbles right into the turnbuckle his back to Wilmer.
Steve White: Wilmer! Massive shot! Conner Creed is out after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is back in control and now he’s gonna finally end it! What a match! What a contest between these two rivals!
Wilmer lifts Conner up to where he is standing on the middle ropes. Wilmer sends a forearm right into the middle of Conner's back before he climbs out onto the apron. Wilmer climbs up the turnbuckle on the left side of Conner, and then reaches up and hooks his right arm around Conner's head. Wilmer pushes himself up off of the top turnbuckle post, backflipping right over Conner and driving the back of his head into the mat with an avalanche The Wackness (Sliced Bread #2)!
Steve White: THAT’S IT! THE WACKNESS! BAH GAWD! Wilmer did it! Wilmer did it! Creed is down and out!
Chuck Thompson: The Champ is here!
Both men are down and barely moving! Wilmer rolls around in pain, and once again has to reach up and wipe blood from his eyes. Conner doesn't move at all. Wilmer finally manages to roll over to Conner and weakly drape his right arm over Conner's chest.
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NO! CONNER KICKS OUT!
Steve White: NO! NO! NO! Conner kicks out! Wilmer not enough energy to get a proper cover and Creed still lives on! He won’t give up just like Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t believe they’re both still somehow going!
The crowd goes nuts, thinking that was the end of the match right there! Wilmer's eyes are wide in disbelief as he rolls back over looks at the ref for reassurance. Wilmer pushes himself up to his feet, as it is now him who is trying to figure out what he has to do to put his opponent away. He suddenly nods his head, as he pushes himself up to his feet with a sudden burst of energy! Wilmer looks out at the crowd, and then he points down at Conner. Wilmer shouts out, "SUPER!", pelvic thrust, "MEGA!", pelvic thrust, "FANTASTIC!", this time Wilmer did a quick jerk off motion before he pulled Conner up to his feet! Wilmer gets Conner ready for a suplex, but Conner wraps his leg around the leg of Wilmer to block him form being able to lift Conner up for the finishing maneuver! Conner then connects with right right hands to the left side of Wilmer's abdomen to make Wilmer loosen his grip. Conner then pulls Wilmer in and lifts him up before slamming him back down with force as he hits a gourbuster!
Steve White: Wilmer throwing everything at Creed and hitting it albeit half hearted from fatigue! Conner Creed taking the punishment and just SLAMMING Wilmer down with authority!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is freaking bruised up - he’s in worse shape than Creed is now! Creed is exhausted! Wilmer still struggling to the ropes though and Creed looks like he’s out of ideas!
As Wilmer tries to climb back up to his feet, Conner takes him down with a big boot across the face while he had only climbed up to his knees. Conner doesn't let this opportunity pass, as he reaches down and pulls Wilmer up, once again lifting him up for the Crucifix Powerbomb. Only this time, Conner charges at the corner and launches Wilmer into the turnbuckle!
Steve White: Huge bomb into the corner! Conner Creed taking advantage! Wilmer is a mess and after that bomb, he can’t even move!
Chuck Thompson: Impact was HUGE off that one! Creed needs to capitalise! He’s not resting, he’s lining Wilmer right up!
Wilmer stumbles forward after getting thrown into the turnbuckle, and before he can fall down in pain Conner charges in and turns him inside out with a huge Clothesline From Hell to complete the Bombed to Hell combo manoeuvre! Conner hooks Wilmer's right leg as he makes the pin!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Conner Creed!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! What a match! Both men are down and hurt and exhausted but Conner Creed SOMEHOW had more and pinned the champion! What a match and what a win for Conner Creed!
Chuck Thompson: Conner Creed is back and what a way to come back then to pin the EHWF World Champion! HUGE for Creed!
Conner Creed rolls out of the ring and falls to the otuside! Wilmer is hurt and gets checked on by the ref as the fans are going NUTS! Conner Creed sits down at the bottom of the ramp and looks up at the ring and demands a microphone…
Conner Creed: I-I beat you Wilmer…
Conner Creed coughs and splutters all over the place and holds his body in pain.
Conner Creed: I pinned the EHWF World Champion… Alexandria Kendrick, the number one contender can’t say she’s done that… No one else in the number one contenders match last week can say they’ve done that… Only I HAVE done that.
Wilmer is still in pain on the mat as he rolls over to the bottom ropes and looks out at Creed.
Conner Creed: These fucking fans know that I can beat you and become champion… The roster knows that I can beat you and become champion and after tonight YOU know that I can beat you and become champion… and that EXACTLY what I’m gonna fucking do… I’m not a stupid man Wilmer. I came back into EHWF, I made sure my contract was air-fuckin’-tight…
Conner stands up and limbs up the ramp.
Conner Creed: So you and me… we’re gonna do battle again and it’s gonna be for your EHWF World Championship!
The fans GO NUTS as Conner Creed drops the mic on the ramp and limps up the ramp.
Wilmer watches him leave and holds his neck and torso in pain while the fans cheer and Conner’s music plays. We fade out from the scene to backstage.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following main event contest is set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF Global Championship!
“Dark Saturday” by Metric’s methodical opening riffs strike through the P.A. system here in CITY, the fans shouting a raucous ONE! STIFF! BITCH! during the two rests in the song’s intro.
somewhere in the south of france or the caribbean sea,
she said, “i don’t need to make a living,
fake diamonds got nothing one me.”
i met her in the world below.
she’s a tourist of the world beneath.
i said, “everything i built from nothing.”
she said, “i’m so rich, everything’s free.”
SO DARK
it ain’t so dark
SO DARK
it ain’t so dark
The continued song alerts the capacity crowd to the arrival of none other than their One Stiff Bitch, SARA DANIELS. The song chugs along as the Johannesburg Jackhammer stomps through the entrance curtain with a white towel with her logo on it draped over her head, the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP around her waist, and the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP draped over her shoulder. She dons a black leather racer jacket, eyeblack under her right eye, a black and red pair of leathery boyshorts-style bottoms with a gold-studded belt, faint fishnet stockings, black and red boots with gold laces, gold knee pads, black wrist tape, and a black and red bandage-style wrestling top with gold-studded straps. A black towel drapes over her head, however, concealing her blonde locks and the expression on the upper half of her face. She hops up and down on her toes for a beat at the top of the ramp as Emily Haines sings her theme’s chorus.
FOREVER AND NEVER
a torch in search of a flame
TO BE GOOD, GET BETTER
well, i've been feeling this way
FOREVER AND NEVER
a night in search of a day
AS ANXIOUS AS EVER
it's such a dark, dark
DARK SATURDAY!
As her theme’s name is sung, Daniels roars out of her bowed-head stance to deliver her signature gesture and pose, setting off a wall of blood orange sparks cascading behind her. She nods her head with confidence and struts down the entrance ramp, eyes glued to the squared circle, her destination. Once she reaches ringside, she cocks her head to either side to crack her neck and stomps up the stairs. She steps out to the center of the apron, looks out fondly upon the crowd one last time, and pulls the towel down so that it hangs around her neck. Bending under the middle rope, Sara enters the ring and hastens to the center to hop up-and-down on her toes briefly, rolling her intertwined hands around to loosen her wrists before firing shadow boxing strikes into the air. From here, Daniels unfastens her title belts and hoists them high overhead before she nods and pulls back to her corner, where she removes the jacket and hangs it on the top rope near the turnbuckle. She grabs ahold of the top rope on either side of her while facing the center of the ring before essentially champing at the bit to get this fight started.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… The Johannesburg Jackhammer… Sara Daniels!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent tonight… She is the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Ana and Sara eye each other down in the centre of the ring. Ana and Sara tie up in the centre of the ring after a brief verbal confrontation. Sara quickly transitions Ana into a hammerlock from behind! Ana counters into a standing armbar but Sara spins it into a headlock! The anger between the two is boiling! Ana stomps Sara’s knee from behind and gets out of her grasp! Sara with a strike to Ana’s ribs and the two just start swinging! Sara gets some body blows in! Ana with some snapping kicks to Sara’s lower body! They switch to blasting each other with right hands! Sara gets dropped after a kick to the shins then a right hand to the face! Sara tries to get up but Ana gets her in a headlock! Sara with rapid elbows to Ana’s side breaks out of it! Sara bounces off of the ropes and Ana ducks a swing! Ana catches Sara on rebound with a belly to belly suplex! Sara is back up but Ana with another belly to belly! Sara is hurt after that one and Ana goes for another but Sara knows how to read her and elbows Ana in the side of the head then snaps a mean kick into Ana’s ribs before reversing her into a sideslam on the mat! The fans are going WILD! Sara forces herself up! She runs up to Ana on the mat and swings a big kick but Ana ducks it and gets Sara on her back! Sara drops off and hits Ana with a spinning elbow to the back! Ana falls into the ropes and Sara lunges at her only for Ana to plant her with a huge spinebuster on the mat! Sara didn’t see it coming and Ana smacks the mat in anger as the fans roar!
Steve White: Sara Daniels, deeply disappointed that she was unable to win the EHWF Global Championship inside the Meltdown Chamber and pissed off that she’s still in Ana’s shadow. These two partners with a lot of intensity between each other tonight as they start brutally fighting for the title!
Chuck Thompson: There is a lot of history and intensity between these two partners and right now it’s a slug fest with these two beating the crap out of each other!
Ana picks up Sara with great strength and transitions into a big German Suplex! Ana lifts her back up and plants her with yet another one as the fans shrill at the impact! Ana wants another but Sara elbows Ana in the face and pushes off of her! Sara is out of breath and hurt! Ana runs up but Sara ducks down and takes Ana’s legs out! Sara is back up and they grapple around! Sara with some right hands! Ana with a headbutt! Sara stumbles back but she desperately takes Ana’s leg out with a dropkick to the thigh! Sara screams with anger and punts Ana in the ribs with a big kick! Sara lifts Ana off of her feet and drops her on her knees with a big side backbreaker! Both women are down and bruised up! Sara knows she has to act quickly as she gets on top of Ana and starts hitting her with a ground and pound full of big punches but Ana tosses her off! They both get up and run at each other! Sara runs into Ana and comes off second best as she hits the mat, feeling like she just ran into a wall! Sara is disoriented! Ana stomps Sara’s legs while she’s on the mat then blasts her in the face with a big right hand! Sara starts bleeding from her nose and mouth as Ana looks down on her, struggling on the canvas!
Steve White: Ana knows how to react to Sara’s offence and Sara knows how to read Ana better than anyone! Ana still dominating here but Sara really taking the fight to the champion and she’s not giving up!!
Chuck Thompson: Sara just got busted open and there’s blood all over the place as these two rage against each other right now!!
Ana goes to pick Sara up but Sara blasts Ana in the ribs with a strong kick from the mat then shoves her away as she struggles up to her feet! Sara is bleeding heavily from her mouth and nose. She wipes it away and runs a pump kick into the side of Ana’s face! Ana snaps aa kick into Sara’s legs and she falls into the ropes! Sara jolts a thrust into the ribs of Ana from the ropes! Sara looks for Johannesburg Jackhammer but Ana breaks out of Sara’s grasp! They berate each other again and it spills into a brawl with punches, strikes and haymakers all swung as they beat each other! The fans are going NUTS! Sara with a mean MMA style knee into Ana’s ribs! Ana gets stunned and struggles backwards! Sara whips Ana into the ropes and bends down for a body drop but Ana kicks her in the head on rebound! Sara looks finished after that one but the desperate Johannesburg Jackhammer dives off of the kick to her head and takes Ana down with a diving lariat! Both women are down as the fans are going NUTS!
Steve White: Sara bleeding like a stuffed pig but she’s not giving up as she targets the sides and midsection of Ana then desperately takes her down with a diving lariat! This one is brutal!
Chuck Thompson: Ana almost apprehensive there but Sara just not giving up AT ALL! This one is amazing!
Ana slowly gets up and wipes blood from above her eye and her lip. She looks out and sees Legion at the bottom of the ramp watching the match with a smirk and her arms folded. Ana looks pissed off and motions to Legion and berates her with a tirade from the ring but Legion laughs and smirks as she watches on. The fans are super loud! Ana gets up and Sara takes advantage off of the distraction, hitting Ana with a big thrust kick to the face! A mist of blood spatters everywhere and the fans get loud as Sara leans on the ropes and tells Legion to “fuck off!” Legion watches on! Sara lines Ana up on the mat and runs over for her Nailgun but Ana ducks it with amazing awareness then picks Sara up and plants her on the mat with a big body drop! The fans go NUTS! The impact its great and Ana covers!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Sara going nuts there! Striking out and kicking the crap out of Ana then tries to finish it with Nailgun but Ana too quick and too smart and she damn near breaks Sara in half and gets the near fall! Sara won’t give up though and Ana isn’t happy!!
Chuck Thompson: Legion is out here now and she’s watching this ruthless contest with glee right now as she’ll take on the winner next week at Annihilation in the Legion’s Tomb match! Ana Somnia who has had weeks of Legion’s shit isn’t happy right now! This is the last thing she needed!
Ana gets up. She’s pissed and even more enraged that Legion is watching her. Ana gets on the outside and gets to the top rope! The fans are going wild! Ana leaps off and hits Sara with a hurricanrana and the fans go berserk! The cheers flood in! Ana is all bruised and bleeding but Sara is in far worse shape! Ana yells at Sara on the mat! Sara crawls around and still won’t give up! Ana smacks the turnbuckle in a rage then wants to finish it! Ana gets on the apron again and gets to the top rope. Legion’s smirk continues to grow as she watches Ana destroy her girlfriend. Ana takes a moment to think while she’s up top. Sara groggily gets up and Ana leaps off of the top rope and lands on Sara but Sara rolls through it! Ana is in shock! It’s unexpected and the fans LOSE IT! Sara picks Ana up from the roll through and then lifts her up and tosses her across the ring with a reverse powerslam! The impact is great and the fans go wild! Both Ana and Sara are down and the canvas is stained with blood!
Steve White: WHAT!? Sara outta nowhere beams back into life! Ana was gonna finish her there but Sara with that counter powerslam! Massive power and Ana didn’t see it coming! Both women bleeding and down! This is freaking brutal!
Chuck Thompson: That it is! Legion is watching it all, laughing like a psycho! Ana just got planted on her neck and Sara can barely stand as she drips with blood! These two have torn each other apart tonight and the fans are going crazy!
They both start stirring. Ana is up first and she plants Sara with a German Suplex! Sara doesn’t get up after that so Ana drags her up to her back and hoists her up! Sara grabs Ana’s face and chin and wrenches back and gets off of her back! Ana tosses Sara into the corner! Ana runs up for a running corner move but Sara dives out of the way at the last moment and Ana eats the corner hard! Sara is able to jump up and collect Ana with a roundhouse to the back of Ana’s head that puts her back down in the corner! Sara pulls Ana out and lifts her up for Johannesburg Jackhammer! Ana flails around and Sara losses balance and grip and Ana counters it into a big DDT using Sara’s momentum! Ana grabs the ropes and gets up! Sara is now dripping with blood and yelling in pain! She rolls over and gets to her hands and knees as she points at Ana and yells something to her! The fans go wild! Sara gets up, barely able to stand as Ana runs up and dropkicks her in the corner. Ana paces around and looks over at Legion on the outside. Ana takes a second to think and comes over to Sara and starts to kick her and brutalise her in the corner with kicks as she hits her with Tae Kod! Ana stops the assault and Sara falls flat on the mat!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Sara fighting back there but Ana just destroys her with those insane kicks! Ana looking conflicted at the moment, like she doesn’t wanna do this anymore! This match is going off the chain right now!
Chuck Thompson: Sara is in bad shape! These two have beaten the shit out of each other but Ana Somnia is a different type of beast! Sara is STILL determined but I don’t think she can even stand!
Ana holds the ropes and looks out at the fans. Ana leans on the ropes deep in thought for a moment. Legion locks eyes with her and mouths “do it” Ana isn’t happy and her anger grows as she yells in Russian out to Legion. Ana looks at Sara and is surprised and she’s still trying to get up. Sara crawls over and stands and half heartedly strikes Ana with rights and lefts. Ana doesn’t move, she takes the shots and is unfazed. Ana grabs Sara’s arms and they argue. Sara pulls away and hits her. Ana leans back and clenches her fist then with one punch, strikes at Sara’s midsection! The weight behind the punch is incredibly! Sara looks on in complete shock as a shockwave is sent through her body. The ring ropes move and the fans and even Legion are in shock! Sara’s eyes roll back and she coughs up blood as she falls flat on the mat! The crowd gets really loud. Sara comes back and rolls around in pain. She throws up and Ana looks away.
Steve White: SHIT! What a punch from Ana! The weight, the force behind her punch damn near sent a shockwave through Sara! She’s down, she’s hurt and she’s throwing up! That was too much, stop this damn match!!
Chuck Thompson: That punch was huge! Sara rolling around in pain! Ana doesn’t look pleased with herself! The ref will have to stop this one now!
Ana comes over as the ref checks Sara and Ana tells the ref that it’s over! The crowd is getting louder and louder but Ana turns around as the fans get to their loudest and we see Sara forcing herself to her knees! The ref back off and Ana looks enraged as she tells Sara that it’s over! Sara disregards Ana and still tries to get up but she can’t! Ana calls for Hunted and the fans lose it! Ana goes for it but she hesitates! She looks primed to go for it once more but Ana stops herself and pulls back, conflicted as the fans give a mixed reaction! Legion yells out for Ana to do it! Ana roars out at Legion who backs off a few steps up the ramp. Ana turns around, still conflicted. The struggling Sara with one final roar jumps up with a strike! Ana uses Sara’s momentum to hit her overhead Uranage Backbreaker - Razorvannyy! The fans go NUTS! Sara gets crushed! Ana quickly transitions into Wanderlust! The crowd gets louder and louder and Sara doesn’t last much longer as Ana chokes her out with Wanderlust! She tries to fight out through the pain and blood but it’s too much and she passes out as the ref calls it!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: It’s over… Ana Somnia chokes out Sara Daniels… She was conflicted, she didn’t want to do it but it’s over and Ana Somnia is STILL the EHWF Global Champion after a BRUTAL fight here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Sara gave it her all but Ana is just too powerful!
From the hold of the Wanderlust, Ana switches it into a hug as she embraces and pulls Sara close to her on the mat! Ana, still conflicted hugs Sara on the canvas as her music hits.
Steve White: The embrace… Sara and Ana, still close as this one comes to a close.
Chuck Thompson: It was one heck of a match and I guess it was a good ending!
Sara eventually wakes up and hugs Ana back and the fans go wild! Sara and Ana share the embrace in the ring for a moment as Ana gets the title belt held to her. Sara and Ana talk in the ring for a moment before finally hugging once more and Sara rolls out of the ring. Ana is on her knees and looks at the EHWF Global Championship belt in her hands as the ref raises her arm!
Steve White: Ana Somnia has taken out Sara Daniels. They’ve made up and Ana is still the EHWF Global Champion and she WILL be the champion of Chaos if she can get through Legion who has watched all of this unfold with amusement on her face…
Chuck Thompson: Legion waiting in the wings as she looks at the carnage Ana put Sara through here tonight! Legion looking down at Ana… What message is she sending with this right now?
Ana looks down at the belt and gets up. Legion looks at her with a glare and smirks as she looks at all of the blood around the canvas. Sara’s blood… Ana’s blood… Legion laughs as Ana watches her and looks at all of the blood herself…
Steve White: Well it’s been an AMAZING night tonight but that’s all we have time for! Ana Somnia STILL the EHWF Global Champion… We’ll see you next week for Annihilation… Good night ladies and gentlemen and be safe!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem LIVE from the Divine Compound here off the coast of Puerto Rico! Tonight - we have a massive night planned at the new home of EHWF! It’s a new year! We made it to 2022 and last week on Mayhem it was MASSIVE but things get even more interesting at the EHWF Live Draft - where it was revealed that Tuesday Night Chaos will be starting after Annihilation! More EHWF is never a bad thing but now we have a FIGHT on our hands as both Mayhem and Chaos rosters are drafted and with Annihilation still to come before the Season Split starts - EHWF’s Championships are all up for grabs - no doubt both brands will be fighting to bring the titles to their home!
Chuck Thompson: Happy New Year to everyone out there and I hope 2022 is amazing and a much better year but YES you’re right! Chaos and Mayhem are both coming after Annihilation and there is no doubt that there are titles up for grabs for both brands! Tonight… Ana Somnia - the EHWF Global Champion who had a hectic week last week will defend the Global Championship tonight against her girlfriend and partner… Sara Daniels! Sara Daniels was STILL pissed off that Ana Somnia won the Global Championship at Meltdown and is sick of living in her shadow but with Legion already challenging Ana Somnia to a Legion’s tomb match after beatdown last week, will Ana be able to survive or will Sara put a stop to her before she can even get started!
Steve White: That’ll be huge BUT Conner Creed has returned and he’s been a thorn in Wilmer Patacky’s side; beating him down 2 weeks in a row now and challenging him to a one on one match tonight! Wilmer has had one of the most difficult title runs in recent memory. He fought tooth and nail against The CPO after they put him in the hospital. He defeated Black Man in a brutal and bloody contest. He defended his title against Jason Dave his first match out then defended it by the skin of his nuts inside Meltdown Chamber! He defended it AGAIN the next week against Solomon Graham and now he has his ex-wife; Alexandria Kendrick as his number one contender… this whole time he’s also dealing with Conner Creed who really wants to take Wilmer down! These two men battle tonight!
Chuck Thompson: And the incredibly impressive Remi Skyfire has set the world of EHWF on fire as she takes the spotlight! She won her first two matches and already became the Jr Heavyweight Champion but like Ana Somnia, she has Legion and The Hive after her after Legion sent The Wolves out to try and take her down last week. Tonight, Remi has her hands full in a certain defeat as she takes on Kassandra and Danae in a handicap match and Remi’s nemesis who she beat for the title last week, Misty Vega will be the Guest Referee! This one isn’t gonna end well!
Steve White: A Lumber Jill match is set for tonight and it’s gonna be freaking MASSIVE! Bitter, bitter rivals who have been going at it for a while now - Joanna Rissi and Alexandria Kendrick are gonna fight in this contest and all of the EHWF women are gonna be around the ring, ready to pounce on either of them! Joanna and Alexandria have put on some CLASSICS recently and tonight is gonna be massive! I can’t wait to see what’s going to unfold for Annihilation and what’s going to lead to Mayhem and Chaos! EHWF is heating up!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for tonight, Steve! Lets start the show!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest is a 6 person tag team match set for one single fall!
The arena turns red and the voice of Korey Kill fills the arena, "LETS GET FUCKING SICK!", Then "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits! Korey Kill comes running from the back, charging the ring like a pissed bull. He dives into the ring, sliding up to his knees and flexing before he leaps to his feet bouncing around in his corner, waiting for the match to begin. Korey gives a smirk out to the fans and taunts them as he waits for his opponent or the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Sickest Kill… Korey Kill!
The less-than-worthy venue is enveloped in darkness as the lights go out. The sounds of a subdued maniacal laugh comes over the sound system to alert the entire venue to the presence of someone worth so much more than anyone else in the building. The laughter fades as money green lights start to flicker around the venue, accompanied by the voice of the wealthiest man in the Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation:
"If You Can't Beat 'Em, Buy 'Em."
"Money" by Of Mice & Men cues up the BetterTron and it flickers to life showing the flight and landing of the infamous private plane known as Prescott Force One. It touches down and the flickering lights all come together into a dollar sign spotlight that illuminates the stage at the top of the ramp.
Standing there, in all of his expensive glory, is Remington Ivory Prescott. Decked out in his chosen attire for the festivities, complete with his Signature Scarf hanging around his neck, The 1%er takes a moment to bask in the sounds of the crowd that has gathered. The lights of the venue return just as a waterfall of money pours down from above bathing both Remington Ivory Prescott and the stage in cash.
Regardless of the crowd's reaction to the Pinnacle of Professional Wrestling's arrival, Remington Ivory Prescott offers them a mighty and smug sneer. He even takes a moment to smirk into the camera with all the superiority complex and disdain that someone in his position would have.
Remington Ivory Prescott turns his attention back toward the ramp, eyes peering down at the ring so far away. He holds up a finger to tell the entire venue to wait while he sends a text on his expensive phone that certainly no one else can afford. As he texts, Adora Kincaid shows up behind his right shoulder and she looks as menacing as ever. Even while blowing those bubblegum bubbles. With the text done, the phone is handed backward to Adora.
As Remington Ivory Prescott stands there impatiently, even going so far as to check his nails and look at a watch that's definitely not on his wrist, he soaks in the sound of the crowd. Every second he stalls is another moment of smug bliss that creeps onto his features. Finally, though, his text comes to fruition, and a pair of scantily clad women carrying baskets rush out from the back and around both Remington Ivory Prescott and Adora Kincaid to stand in front of them both.
The Money Bearers start the trek down the ramp, pulling handfuls of hundred dollar bills out of the baskets and spreading them down the ramp as they create something expensive for Remington Ivory Prescott to walk on during his path to the ring. And that's exactly what he does.
Remington Ivory Prescott takes his sweet time walking down the ramp, accompanied by Adora Kincaid. He's very careful to make sure each of his steps are on the hundred dollar bills that have been sprinkled onto the path. His strut down the ramp is filled with smug and disgusted with the audience interactions that make it very clear just how he feels about the poor people that have come to see him. It's not until he gets to the R.I.P. Section, complete with money green velvet ropes, does he give them the actual time of day.
Finally, it seems to be time for Remington Ivory Prescott to enter the ring. He turns to see that Adora Kincaid has already taken the ring stairs up to the apron and that his Money Bearers have taken their positions as Remington Ivory Prescott's own personal steps... complete with money sprinkled on their backs as well. Remington Ivory Prescott takes the Money Bearers steps up to the apron, sending each of them to the floor on his way up. Adora Kincaid holds the ropes open for Remington Ivory Prescott to duck inside. Adora follows.
Remington Ivory Prescott takes up residence in the center of the ring where he can continue to thrive in his superiority over all. He extends his arms out to his sides and Adora peels the scarf off his neck and folds it neatly. She leaves Remington Ivory Prescott to bask in his own glory as the music fades and The End All, Be All of Sports Entertainment reigns in his own supreme superiority.
You're Welcome.
Illa Isabella: And next… His partner… The Business…Remington Ivory Prescott!
♪ I am a soldier
I stand ready to deploy, engage and destroy my enemies
I am The God of War ♪
The song "God of War" by Dirty Wormz ft Tech N9ne and Krizz Kaliko begins to play over the P.A System. That's when Fireblast from the sides and Chris Matthews comes out from the back. On the mini-tron, you see on the right side that says, "Embrace my vision" the middle part has Chris Matthews's face, and on the left side, it has CM. On the Mega Tron, it says CHRIS MATTHEWS with his logo behind it. He's wearing black wrestling tights with a white and rest start on his right leg, black knee pad on his left knee, red knee pad on his right side with his name and logo written in black. He has three red lines on his left side of his tights. He's wearing black wrestling boots with his logo and name on the sides. He has a red jacket with black fur hitting his neck.
♪ I am the God of War! Yeah, in my mind I'm a killer on the front line
Hardline, primed for wartime
In my bloodline, death by design
On the frontline still spitting hot iron
And my battle cry keeps me energized
This is suicide mentally I'm victimized ♪
He's wearing a black glove on his right hand and he brings that arm up as the fans go crazy. He lowers his hand as the lights start to flash faster and faster by the second. He begins to walk off the stage and moving down the ramp. He stops in the middle of the ramp and looks around at the fans.
♪ Too many times, too many lies
Who will survive, who'll be denied
And there ain't no sympathy for what they did to me
Squeeze and my clips run empty
Raw infamy, build intensity
Still kill 'em all to my murderous symphony ♪
He starts to move again and walks towards the steel steps. He walks alongside the ring and turns around as his backrest against the ropes. He looks at the crowd for a few more seconds before entering the ring. He takes off his leather jacket and tosses it outside. You can see black wrist tape on his left wrist. He grabs the ropes to make sure they are secured enough. He looks at the ramp and waits for his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And finally their partner tonight… He is the Legend of Thunder… Chris Matthews!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And now their opponents… First up… Chemic!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next up tonight… Hardkore… Brian Phillips!
The lights go down to a grey, blue-ish steel color as the heart-pumping beat of "Burning Heart" by Survivor hits the speakers. Everyone and their grandmother is up on their feet in anticipation for their hero, their warrior, Kelson Hewitt, to make his way to the stage. Many whip out their phones, hitting "RECORD" in hopes of getting views on the internet for the man they paid a ticket for. Their prayers are answered as "The Man Of Steel" walks out through the curtain with a smirk on his face, rolling his wrists in anticipation for the big fight ahead of him. He dawns his signature tights, each side emboiled with a silver "KH", while he sports a sleeveless jacket that on the back reminds of the others in the back of his moniker. He wastes little time walking down the stage and onto the ramp, where he casually high fives his fans... no, his people, appreciating their respect for his heroism to fight their battle. His eyes lock with the ring he was born to be in, and he makes his way to the steel steps as his name is announced.
Now that the world was reminded of the nickname Kelson has, it's time for him to make it mean something. He walks on the steps, stepping up on the second rope near the corner, and reaches out a singlehand with his fingers extended, feeling the energy of the crowd before leaping down to the canvas. Off went his jacket, being handed too a local member of security. Kelson stood his ground at his corner, getting in a few final deep breaths as he awaits for this contest to begin.
Illa Isabella: And finally tonight… their partner… The Man of Steel… Kelson Hewitt!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Korey Kill & Chris Matthews & Remington Ivory Prescott vs. Kelson Hewitt & Brian Phillips & Chemic
The bell sounds and both teams seem a little rocky. Kelson wants to start this one off but Chris and Korey argue on the apron about who is going to start it off. Kelson demands that Korey start it off but it’s not gonna happen so Remington starts it off and he instantly starts insulting Kelson and showboating the crowd. The ref calls to fight and they come in to lock up but Remington gets around Kelson’s waist and gets behind him! Kelson advances on Remington but Remington backs off and tags in Korey Kill. Korey looks at him and shakes his head but gets in the ring, eagerly as Kelson comes up. They meet in the middle and start arguing. Their heads but and they start yelling in each others faces as the fans go WILD! Korey throws the first punch and it’s on! Both men start trading punches as if they picked up where they left off last week!
Steve White: These two men have been going at it for months now! After what started as a war of words developed into a series of brawls, these two men nearly killed each other last week!
Chuck Thompson: Korey Kill damn near tried to end Kelson Hewitt’s career last week after their multiple fights and now they’re going at it again
Korey and Kelson hit each other with big blows! Korey with a big open hand slap to Kelson and Kelson is spun around! Korey lifts Kelson up but Kelson pushes off of him then drops Korey with a big dropkick! Korey gets up but Kelson ducks a swing from him then springs off of the ropes and hits Korey with a springboard elbow! The fans go wild and both men get up! Korey is pissed and takes Kelson down with a big clothesline! Korey gets on top of Kelson and starts beating him with a big ground and pound on the mat! Both men eventually get up but Kelson is busted open and the fans are on their feet! Korey swings! Kelson ducks! Kelson snaps a kick into Korey’s back then another then another then another! The fans go wild as Kelson bounces off of the ropes! Korey with a swing but Kelson ducks and bounces off the opposing ropes then runs up and takes Korey out with a flying forearm smash to the face of Korey! Korey gets up and smacks the mat in anger! Kelson wants Steel Toed Boot but Korey shoves Kelson into the corner! Kelson goes to run out but the big Korey Kill crushes him with a running corner splash! Kelson falls down and holds his torso! Korey backs off onto the ropes then hits Kelson with a running punt to the ribs while he’s down! The fans boo while Kelson yells in pain!
Steve White: These two want nothing more than to hurt each other! Running punt to the ribs and Korey gets the upper hand against Kelson once again!
Chuck Thompson: Korey may have beaten the shit out of Kelson these few weeks past but Kelson is technically 3 and 0 against Korey Kill, even though they’ve never gone one on one!
Korey picks up Kelson but Kelson comes out with a desperate jawbreaker! Korey falls back into the ropes! Korey yells at the top of his lungs and runs at Kelson before he can get up! Kelson somersaults out of Korey’s way then leaps onto the middle ropes and springs up to the top rope to the side of him then springs off and hits Korey with a Springboard Meteora! The fans GO NUTS! Both men are down! Kelson calls for it as he gets to a knee and raises his arms! Kelson jumps up and points at a groggy Korey! The fans get loud as Kelson bounces off of the ropes but Remington Ivory Prescott drops off the apron and reaches in, grabbing Kelson’s leg and tripping him up! Kelson turns around and berates Remington on the outside before turning back to the action but Korey Kill levels Kelson with a big boot to the head! The fans boo and Remington holds his arms out on the outside with a big smirk as he takes all the hate in!
Steve White: This brash, obnoxious, rude asshole Remington Ivory Prescott who is debuting tonight just tripped up Kelson Hewitt there and he’s proud of it! Who the heck is this prick!?
Chuck Thompson: It worked though! Kelson might be pissed Korey Kill has tried to end him last week and he might be pissed he cost him the Global Championship in the Meltdown Chamber but right now Kelson can’t get a damn word in!
Korey yells at Kelson down on the mat and spits on him! The fans are booing and Korey is raging! Korey wants to end this! He goes over to the corner and yells for Kelson to get up as he lines him up! Chris Matthews blind tags in and the crowd gets loud. Korey is confused but that confusion turns to rage as he starts to argue with Matthews! Korey grabs Matthews and they grapple for a moment before the ref breaks it up! Korey threatens Matthews as he’s forced back to apron and Matthews straightens himself up and yells back at Korey!
Steve White: Korey wanted to punish and finish Kelson there but Chris Matthews just tagged himself in and Korey is PISSED off!
Chuck Thompson: Damn! Chris Matthews a cunning and devious motherfucker wants to steal this one! He doesn’t care about their little feud!
Kelson gets up and takes advantage during all of the commotion. He sees that Korey is no longer legal and he loses his temper. He quickly tags in Brian Phillips and the fans go wild! Kelson then runs across the ring and dives on Korey Kill! Both men spill over the ropes and apron to the outside and they start brawling! The fans go NUTS! The cheers ring out as Kelson and Korey start brawling on the outside! Eventually Korey tosses Kelson over the barricade and follows him over! Brian Phillips runs in and takes out Matthews with a clothesline! Matthews is up but gets taken out with another clothesline! Matthews is all over the place! He gets up right into a boot to the gut then Phillips plants him with a big DDT in the centre of the damn ring and covers him!
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Remington dives with a low axe handle to the back and breaks it up!
Steve White: Korey and Kelson are out of this match damn it! They’ve brawling in the crowd and we’ve lost them! Meanwhile Brian Phillips is in with Chris Matthews and he almost took him out there but Remington breaks it up!
Chuck Thompson: This arrogant young rich boy actually paying off for his team right now! Matthews saved but Phillips with the momentum!
Both men get up and the fans are going wild! Brian with a right hand then another then another but Matthews drop-kicks Brian out of nowhere and he falls in the corner! Chemic tags in and the fans get to their feet as Chemic takes Matthews out with a running STO! Chemic gets on top of Matthews and starts beating him with big right hands! Both men get up and Matthews boots Chemic in the gut but Chemic responds with an elbow to the face! Chemic goes to bounce off of the ropes but Remington steps over to the other side and clubs Chemic in the back of the head with a big fist as the fans boo! Remington drops off the apron and grabs Chemic’s ankles while he’s dazed! Matthews jumps up and takes Chemic out with a huge running enziguri! The fans boo and Chemic is down! Matthews runs up and bounces off of the ropes then jumps in the air and stomps Chemic’s head into oblivion with his Reign of Thunder curbstomp! The fans boo wildly and a smirking Matthews falls into the corner and recovers as he yells at Chemic who is out on the mat! Matthews smirk disappears as Remington jumps up on the apron and tags himself in! Matthews can’t believe it!
Steve White: Chemic two seconds from taking Matthews out but Remington again saving the day and underhandedly hitting and tripping Chemic there with enough time for Matthews to stomp his head into the mat!
Chuck Thompson: WAIT!? Remington Ivory Prescott just tagged himself in after Matthews did all the work and now Matthews is raging! Remington is enjoying this and now he’s gonna take all the glory for himself!
Matthews and Remington argue as the ref forces Matthews out of the ring! Remington is gonna steal this one and the fans hate it as Remington taunts Matthews and the fans and starts show boating! Matthews is pissed off but Remington doesn’t care! Remington stands over the groggy and bleeding Chemic and holds his arms out! He looks like he’s going to strike but instead runs up and blasts an elbow into Brian Phillips face and sends him off the apron to the outside floor which gets even more boos. Remington winks at Matthews who is stirring on the apron! Remington holds his arms out to the fans as Chemic gets up! Remington runs up and hits the groggy Chemic with his Chefs Kiss, ripcord judas effect! Chemic goes down and a smirking Remington covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners tonight! Korey Kill… Chris Matthews… and Remington Ivory Prescott!
Steve White: I can’t believe it! Remington Ivory Prescott - the cunning and brash youngster sets this whole thing up and then steals the glory in the end without so much as breaking a sweat and now he’s teasing the fans!
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a fucking asshole! Through that whole match he was a pain in the ass and right at the end he took all the glory for himself… and this is only his first match dammit!
Remington demands the ref raise his arm in a certain fashion as he taunts the fans and barks back at a pissed off Chris Matthews. Remington holds his arms out and basks as Adora Kincaid joins him in the ring and watches over him. Chris Matthews drops off of the apron and shakes his head as he backs up the ramp. Remington taunts out to him and gets up on the turnbuckle and celebrates to the booing crowd while Adora watches on. We fade out from the scene.
We fade into the arena at a house show as thousands of cheering and screaming fans go wild. We pan around and come to see Michael Rissi in the center of the ring, dressed in a business suit with a mic firmly in his hand. Rissi gives a warm and inviting smile as he gestures of the crowd to calm down.
Michael Rissi: The fact that EHWF just had another Hall of Fame class is a testament to the success of the Federation. We’ve seen a lot of stuff go down in EHWF since 2008 and 14 years later - EHWF is still putting on competition and telling stories… Since its return EHWF is better than ever. The calibre of competition is so much higher and you can tell that by the increased ratings from the shit we were seeing in 2017 and 2018. We haven’t seen the return of certain people in EHWF because they can’t hang with the new era and the new breed of EHWF competitor and they KNOW that’s true. Everyone had to sit through some really boring and dull stuff back then; whether it be a promo or their in-ring ability: there is no secret that EHWF had less than stellar personalities back in that time. People who were able to coast by and make a name for themselves with very little to no talent.
The fans get louder as Michael speaks with a direct tone to his voice.
Michael Rissi: I’ve had the displeasure and perturbation of experiencing absolute train-wrecks in this business… People like David Gideon Smith, Killer Carter, Calvin Harris, The Misfit and Oliver Black - among many others. People who in their own head are so big but in reality are so very, very small. Insignificant people who lack talent, integrity and intelligence. The usual story of people crashing and burning was so prevalent with these dismal names because they always needed someone to demonise. These are people who don’t understand how hard it is to watch and deal with a narcissist on a weekly basis. They had the constant need to be the victims in their own head while letting their delusions actually thing that they had talent, that they were interesting and that anyone actually cared about them…
At the mention of some of the lackluster names, the fans boo and Michael nods along with the crowd.
Michael Rissi: We saw match-fixing go on between David Gideon Smith and Silver Kazama with the help of the failed Joshua Samson because these guys just couldn’t deal with the fact that they couldn’t hack it anymore in a world that was changing around them. They couldn’t keep up with the new influx of talent so like they had done throughout their careers and most likely their meaningless lives; they took a shortcut and while they were taking that shortcut - they did it the whole while, still acting like they were superior to those who were easily better than them in every way shape and form…
The fans cheer.
Michael Rissi: I look at people like Rose and Alexandria Kendrick and dammit, they deserve to be in the Hall of Fame because of what they’ve done for this business and because of their talent. Lord Raab definitely deserves to be in the hall of fame based on his seniority and his loyalty to this company… but the guy has always just come THAT close. He’s done a lot, almost won it all but he’s never become a World Champion… He’s always just come up short. I know Lord Raab has what it takes but I don’t know if Lord Raab knows that he has what it takes…
Michael looks around and raises his arm as he tries to finish his thought.
Michael Rissi: I have a match against Lord Raab this week albeit a tag team contest but I’ve never really had the opportunity to fight Lord Raab properly so this week on Mayhem, I’m gonna take it to him and see what he’s got because everyone has wanted to see us go up against each other and deep down we’ve always wanted to fight each other… Lord Raab cast off the shackles and he has what it takes to have been in both the previous EHWF and the new era EHWF. Unlike someone like Oliver Black who he used to be aligned with back in the day, Lord Raab actually has what it takes. Oliver Black and The Misfit were talentless and boring little bitches who had to gargle Joshua Samson’s balls and move to a B-Rate show with no competition JUST for a tiny bit of success. Their careers were meaningless because their lives are meaningless… You would think after the embarrassments they turned out to be in Joshua Samson’s mess that was Anarchy, that they would pack it in and just go somewhere quiet and die… but they didn’t… After their best buddy Bill Ryder sexually abused an interviewer backstage on live TV which lead to the hiatus of EHWF; Mistfit and Oliver Black kept their dismal failures of careers GOING and ended up in the dumpster fire that was Joshua Samson’s now defunct shithole - wrestling for $30 a night in front of a handful of rednecks… Lord Raab didn’t fall into this trap. He was able to adapt. So… tonight I’m gonna enjoy fighting Lord Raab finally and I’m going to look forward to seeing if he really belongs in the EHWF Hall of Fame or not because god knows the people I mentioned earlier really DON’T belong in there, nor do they belong in a wrestling ring ever again… I gotta feeling this is gonna be a good match but I can’t wait for the time where we go one on one… Now I’mma get ready for my match up next…
Michael drops the mic and leaves the ring as the fans go wild. The match is up next and Michael is off to get ready and change.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following tag team contest is set for one fall!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and black suit with a blue and black face paint with blue gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Konrad Raab and Lord Raab… The Brothers of Balance!
The lights go out across the arena and foot steps can be heard. The screen fills with static as man in a skin like mask appears staring into the camera and abruptly pyro shoots up across the arena and The devil and I by Slipknot plays over the PA system. Eric Smith walks out from behind the curtains and is center stage wearing black trunks, boots, elbow and knee pads with his mask on. As he takes the roar of the crowed in, he rips the mask off his head and walks quickly to the ring. As he nears the ring, he spots the smallest fan and puts the mask over the child's head with no emotion and then slides into the ring. Wasting now time, he makes his way to the turnbuckle furthest away and leans on it and waits for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And next their opponents… First up tonight… Eric “The Rage” Smith!
Headlines hits the PA System as the lights go a dim blue. The entrance stage is covered in strobe lights, lasers and smoke. As the ominous smoke billows before the vocals of the song we see the big shadow of Michael Rissi appear at the entrance as the fans get on their feet! The Song kicks in and Rissi appears on stage as the fans go BERSERK! The lights kick up and sparks and pyro flies as Rissi in blue and gold wrestling bottoms and a leather jacket appears on the ramp! He sprints down and slaps the screaming fans hands as he slides in the ring! He rips his jacket off and tosses it far into the crowd as women start to fight over it! The fans are going nuts as Rissi gets to a turnbuckle and raises his arms, waiting for the bell to ring!
Illa Isabella: And next his partner tonight… He is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Michael Rissi & Eric Smith vs. The Brothers of Balance
The fans are on their feet as Michael Rissi circles the mat with Lord Raab! The fans are going wild for this confrontation as they lock up! Michael gets Lord Raab around the waist quickly! Lord Raab into a hammerlock! Michael twists out of it into a wristlock then gets him in a headlock and then into a chickenwing from behind as the fans go wild! Michael picks up Lord Raab and plants him with a back drop! Big impact! Michael still has Lord Raab in his grasp and he plants him again! Michael gets up and plants Lord Raab with a 3rd slam and the fans are on their feet! Michael gets up and bends down to pick Lord Raab up but outta nowhere Lord Raab opens his eyes and grabs Michael’s neck! The fans are going nuts! Lord Raab whips Michael into the corner hard! Lord Raab runs up and dives on Michael for a big corner splash! Michael stumbles out of the corner into a rad uppercut from Lord Raab who then takes Michael down with a big boot to the skull once he bounces back towards him!
Steve White: Michael Rissi and Lord Raab is a one on one that everyone and their mother have wanted to see and we’re gonna see a snippet inside this mixed tag team match tonight! They’re really going at it but Lord Raab finds a way to contend with Michael’s strength here tongiht!
Chuck Thompson: Last week in one of the more weird matches we’ve seen for a while - Konrad Raab defeated Eric Smith. Tonight in the new year, Eric Smith is looking to get some revenge!
Lord Raab picks up Michael and slams him into the ropes! He goes to follow up but Michael grabs the ropes and blasts an elbow across his face! Michael then bounces off of the ropes and ducks a swing from Raab then plants him with a big bulldog on rebound! The fans are on their feet again! Michael lines Raab up and lunges at him! Raab sidesteps! Michael comes off of the ropes and Raab with a big boot but Michael ducks it, bounces off of the ropes, picks up speed and then levels Lord Raab with a massive spear! The fans all go NUTS! Michael quickly covers Lord Raab!
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Konrad Raab breaks it up!
Steve White: Konrad Raab breaks it up! Michael with that big spear but konrad too quick!
Chuck Thompson: Michael and Lord Raab are putting on a slug fest int here right now! Nothing but big shots and power moves!!
Michael picks Lord Raab up and hits him with a big powerslam! Michael bounces off of the ropes then dropkicks a seated Lord Raab in the head! Lord Raab tries to get back to his corner but Michael thumps him with a massive forearm and he hits the mat again! Michael hoists Lord Raab up for a powerbomb and the fans go wild but Lord Raab hammers Michael in the head as he sits on his shoulders, then he gets off and takes Michael out with a clothesline and falls into the corner where he tags in Konrad Raab! The fans are going nuts! Konrad Raab is helped up onto the top rope by Lord Raab as they line up Michael who tries to recover!
Steve White: Lord Raab gets the advantage over Rissi for the first time tonight! Lord Raab with the tag and now Konrad Raab is gonna fly!
Chuck Thompson: The Bros want this win and this would be monumental for them! Rissi in firing sight of Konnie Raab right now!
Konrad Raab launches off of the top rope! With great strength, Michael catches him midair and puts him on his back! Konrad elbows Michael in the head and tries to get out of it but Michael throws Konrad in the air and slams him down on the mat hard! Konrad yells in pain as Michael bounces off of the ropes, tags in Eric Smith and hits Konrad with a running knee to the head before sliding out of the ring! Eric Smith jumps in and sees Lord Raab about to come in but he knocks Lord Raab off of the apron and sends him head first into the barricade! Eric then runs up off of the momentum and levels Konrad Raab with a big hip and shoulder as the fans go wild!
Steve White: Konrad had is momentum cut in half now Eric Smith is punishing both the Raab’s off of the momentum right here!
Chuck Thompson: This one is heating up but The Raab’s are finding it hard to keep up at the moment! Eric Smith looking for something big right here!
Eric Smith waits for Konrad and he hits him with a massive suplex! Eric goes for another but Konrad links his legs up and then hits Eric with a right hand then another then another than another! The fans go wild! Konrad goes for an uppercut but Eric dodges it and hugs Konrad then hits him with a belly to belly! Konrad lands on his damn neck hard and the fans are going wild! Konrad eventually stumbles back into Smith who lifts him up and spins him around for a huge spinning cradle slam back down on the mat! Konrad is in pain! Smith picks him up but gets a boxing right to the face! Konrad boots Smith in the gut then runs up and springs off of the middle ropes for a spring board move but Eric clotheslines him out of the damn air!
Steve White: OOF! Konrad Raab started to claw something back in this one then he went up high but Eric just clotheslined him out the damn sky! Konrad gonna feel that one in the morning bah gawd!!
Chuck Thompson: Eric is looking to put this match away right now!!
Eric tags Michael Rissi back in! Konrad slowly gets helped up and Eric grabs him as Michael gets to a knee! Eric plants Konrad on Michael’s knee with a spinebuster! Konrad is yells out, hurt! Eric is back on the apron! Michael gets into a stance as Lord Raab rushes in but Michael tosses Lord Raab over the top rope mid run! Konrad limps up and half-heartedly grabs Michael around the waist for Frozen Pin! He can’t pick him up and Michael shoves Konrad off of him then hits him with a Superkick! The fans go NUTS! Michael covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners tonight… Eric “The Rage” Smith and one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Michael Rissi!
Steve White: Michael and Eric get the job done and that was one heck of a contest! The Bros not able to muster anything up at the end there and that won’t bode well for their tag team aspirations!
Chuck Thompson: The Raab’s will not quit on their journey to the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
Michael gets up and goes to celebrate but as he turns around he’s levelled by a spear from Stephen Sebastian! The fans all boo and Rissi is down! Eric rushes in and starts brawling with Stephen! Suddenly, Brandon Bash and Ace Pena rush out and slide in the ring!
Steve White: SHIT! It’s Brandon Bash and The CPO! They’re out here tonight dammit! They wanna get Eric Smith before Eric and Brandon’s next confrontation at Annihilation next week!
Ace clubs Eric in the back and Stephen hoists Eric up and slams him down hard! Stephen starts stomping out Eric while Ace and Brandon start to stomp out Rissi! Brandon tells Stephen to pick Eric up but before he can, Konrad and Lord Raab swarm on The CPO and they start brawling!
Steve White: Eric and Michael were in peril right there but now unexpectedly, The Bros of Balance are helping them out and attacking The CPO!
Michael and Eric eventually get up and help The Raab’s fight off The CPO as they retreat! Brandon tells Ace and Stephen to back up the ramp as the fans are going wild! Eric gets on the ropes and yells out to Brandon who tries to calm his men down. The Raab’s look apprehensive of Rissi and Smith still.
Steve White: The Brothers of Balance doing the right thing and coming to the aid of Eric and Michael but Brandon has already sent his message to Eric Smith ahead of their Ironman match at Annihilation!
Eric raises his arms and points out to Bash. Bash slides his finger across his neck and tells Eric that “he’s finished” as the two men share an intense stare off from ring to stage. The fans are going wild as we fade out.
The scene opens with Remi pacing back and forth in front of her locker room door. She’s dressed to wrestle, wearing a pair of black knee high side lace boots, plain black knee pads, punk rock fishnets, black trunks, and a black sports top with a grey heart in the center. Completing the look is a pair of smoky tinted aviators and the EHWF Junior Heavyweight Championship around her waist. As the camera moves in she gives a smile and juts her chin as a greeting.
What’d I say? I told all you what would happen when I showed up and not even a month later here I stand with gold around my waist. I knocked off a champion who had held their title for almost five months to the day in the first singles match I had here.
She pats the title on the center plate before continuing.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not here to run my mouth about how great I am, I know I got a long road ahead of me to prove that, starting tonight. I’m defending the title against a team, and the referee is the same woman I just beat, so it’s going to take a lot for me to walk out with my head and title held high. I’m going to do it though, not because I’m the best, because shitfire, if I’m the best wrestler this company has it should probably close its doors. I’m tolerable at wrestling and great at hitting people, but where I really shine is that I always move forward, like erosion, or a hurricane. Just as well I’m not touting my technical ability anyway, cos no way in Hell am I about to walk into a wrestling match. This is a planned mugging, an ambush. I know it, you all know it, Hell, even the guy selling t-shirts on the way in the arena knows it. Yet I’m walking into it anyway. Now, sure, you could say I have to, that it’s a scheduled title defense and if I don’t do it I’d be stripped. That may be true, but it’s also true that some people would rather lose a title than take an ass whipping. It’s not what I do, though, because it’s not what a champion does. You want this…
She unfastened the Junior Heavyweight title from around her waist and held it up.
You gotta come take it. I’m not the most technical, or the fastest…though I am reeeeeeeaaaaaaalllll goddamn fast, I’ll sing my own song on that, but I am good in a fight, and a fight is exactly what I’m walking into.
She lowers the title and fastens it around her waist once again.
In just a few minutes you’re all going to watch as I walk out, newly minted Junior Heavyweight title around my waist, and I’m going to stare down an army of people who want to take it all away from me and prove that I’m just a flash in the pan, a flake, and waste of time. I’m not walking out with managers, partners, or special referees either, because I’m a champion, I’ve proved I’m a champion, I don’t need that shit. I don’t blame them, though, if I were fighting me I’d bring friends too.
She smirks and rolls her neck.
I’m Remi Skyfire, I’m the Blackheart, the EHWF Junior Heavyweight Champion with napalm blood and the heart of a lion. I’ll see you out there.
She walks out of the shot as it fades.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a Lumber Jill match set for one single fall!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… She is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
The lights fade out, as a maniacal laugh from Alexandria can be heard right before "No World for Tomorrow" by Coheed & Cambria begins to blare throughout the arena. The lights come back in with a teal hue, as the crowd erupts with boos. Alexandria Kendrick steps out onto the stage, staring down at the ring, refusing to break her focus. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. She wore black compression shorts that ended just below her knees with a teal grim reaper design on the left leg while "Kendrick" in teal font went down her right leg. On her upper torso she wore a similar compression style women's tanktop that clung tightly to her body, to the delight of many in the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp, shaking her wrists and limbering up as she does so. She rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope, quickly pushing herself up to her feet like a jump, showing off some of her strength. Alex would stand in the middle of the ring, pulling a pair of gloves out from her cleavage and pulling them on, one at a time. They seemed to also have a teal wolf design on each glove. She makes sure her fingers are in tight before pulling the velcro over, tightening the gloves around her wrist before popping her knuckles. She would then suddenly jump forward, placing her right foot on the bottom rope and catching her left foot onto the middle rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope with her left hand. Alex then raises her right fist into the air. "No World for Tomorrow" would slowly begin to fade out. Alex would hop off of the ropes and back into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent tonight… Alexandria Kendrick!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Alexandria Kendrick vs. Joanna Rissi
The bell sounds and Alexandria has a smirk on her face while Joanna bounces up and down ready to fight. They both look around and see all of the Lumber Jill’s outside the ring. Both Joanna and Alexandria are careful and apprehensive of those around them but eventually tie up in the centre of the ring and the fans lose it! Alexandria powers Joanna down to her knee! Joanna yells in pain as her back gets blasted a couple of times! Alexandria goes to toss Joanna over the top rope but Joanna catches herself then backflips and goes for an elbow but Alexandria dodges it and springs off of the middle ropes for a springboard kick! Joanna catches her leg in mid air and plants Alexandria with a Fishermans Suplex! The fans go wild! Joanna has Alexandria all caught up and pulls her up and goes for another suplex but Alexandria knees her in the side and counters with a Tiger Suplex and bridges it!
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Steve White: These two have been going at it for a while now! This rivalry has built and built and built and every time they meet they put on one amazing match but tonight, we got seven other women on the outside waiting to pounce!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna and Alexandria have definitely been at it for weeks but Alexandria was able to over come Joanna last week and become the number one contender to Wilmer Patacky’s EHWF World Championship!
Alexandria picks up Joanna and drags her right into a knee! Alexandria walks Joanna over but Joanna drops down and hits Alexandria with a drop toe-hold! Alexandria goes through the middle ropes and Joanna pushes her as Alexandria falls through and hits the outside! The fans go wild! Alexandria gets up and sub-consciously shoves Nina Chanel out of the way as she gets back to the ring! Thea Nefeli grabs Alexandria and drags her to the outside and tosses her to the floor! Nina and Thea start stomping out Alexandria on the floor and the fans go wild! Alexandria yells out and tries to fight back! Jade Moxie clubs Alexandria in the back! Thea and Nina punch Alexandria back down but Alexandria shoves Thea into Jade and Jade slaps Thea! Thea and Jade start to brawl! Nina tries to break it up but Zoe jumps on her and a brawl breaks out! Alexandria slides back in the ring as the fans are going wild! Joanna takes advantage and boots Alexandria in the midsection and hits her with a fameasser! The fans get to their feet as Joanna covers!
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Steve White: Alexandria catching a damn beating on the outside and Joanna takes advantage and puts Alexandria down quick only to get a near fall as this one heats up!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t control myself with all these babes, Steve! This is too much!
Joanna leaps up onto the ropes and springs off with a corkscrew moonsault! Alexandria rolls out of the way and Joanna lands on her feet! Alexandria boots Joanna in the midsection and pulls her in for Perfect Shot but Joanna shoves Alexandria into the ropes and then hits her with a side kick to the chest on rebound! Joanna lines Alexandria up but Alexandria out of nowhere with a pump kick! Joanna hits the ropes and Alexandria runs up and clotheslines Joanna over the top rope to the outside! Joanna is in pain on the outside floor and looks around as she slowly gets up but Taylor Kill kicks her in the head! Kori Argentum starts stomping her out and they both get on top of her! Azzurra comes over and shoves Taylor Kill to the ground! Joanna gets up and rams Kori Argentum into the apron! Joanna slides into the ring but Alexandria with a dropkick to Joanna! Alexandria picks up Joanna in a hammer lock! Joanna reverses it into a wristlock but Alexandria counters into a headlock and goes for an armdrag! Joanna cartwheels out of it! Alexandria somersaults off of Joanna’s back then they both take each other out with lariats and the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: BOOM! Alexandria and Joanna brawling! Joanna catches a beating on the outside but Azzurra comes to her aid! Alexandria and Joanna take each other out right there! This is intense!
Chuck Thompson: Future Shock and Joyride are brawling on the outside though! Lets not forget they have their own thing going on for the tag team titles!
Both women get up and Alexandria instantly goes for End Game! Joanna barrel rolls out of the way then springs onto the middle then the top ropes and lands on Alexandria, hitting her with a flying hurricanrana! The fans go NUTS! Joanna gets up and claps and then lines Alexandria up for Celestial Shot or Final Strike! We still see the Lumber Jills fighting on the outside and it spills in the ring as the Future Shock/Joyride rivalry boils over and Thea and Zoe start brawling inside the ring! Jade and Nina follow and they knock Joanna down! Alexandria gets up and see two refs tryna break it up! Alexandria hits Nina with End Game! Joanna dives on Alexandria and they brawl on the mat! Thea dives on them and Zoe follows! Kori, Azzurra and Taylor all slide in and swarm and a massive all in brawl breaks down with Alexandria and Joanna on the bottom! The fans are going WILD but the ref loses all control!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen… This match has been declared a No Contest!
Steve White: Shit! This one has spilt over into a massive all in brawl! All these women are in the ring and they’re tearing each other apart! Someone stop this!
Chuck Thompson: Joanna and Alexandria are on the bottom of it all! How lucky!
The fans are going wild! Alexandria and Joanna get up but this time Alexandria takes her down! Nina is bleeding from the mouth from the End Game! Thea checks on her but Zoe and Jade swarm her! Kori and Azzurra brawl and the bell rings again as it’s all out mayhem and chaos in there right now!
Steve White: Alexandria and Joanna still trying to go at it! Alexandria damn near took Nina’s head off and Joyride and Future Shock are tryna kill each other!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t even see what’s going on! Should I get in there and help, Steve?!
Joanna and Alexandria get lost in the brawl! Joanna tosses Kori outside the ring to the floor and Alexandria does the same to Taylor! Alexandria and Joanna start trading punches again! Alexandria wants Perfect Shot but Azzurra who is now on the outside drags Joanna out of harms way! Alexandria is pissed as Azzurra and Joanna back up the ramp! Azzurra and a ref try and contain Joanna who shouts insults back at Alexandria while she’s being backed up!
Steve White: Azzurra getting Joanna out of there and saving her! She gets them away from the chaos in the ring right now! Alexandria, not looking impressed!
Chuck Thompson: Alexandria is pissed but she’s eyeing off Joyride and Future Shock right now as these two team are clearly not done!
Alexandria sees Thea get up and take Jade out with a hurricanrana! Zoe from behind hits Thea in the head with her Shockwave kick! Nina is bleeding and hurt but she boots Zoe in the midsection and takes Zoe out with Designer DDT! Nina raises her arms as Future Shock are down! Nina goes to help Thea but Alexandria cracks Nina with another End Game outta nowhere! This time she knocks her out! Nina is down! Alexandria looks up and sees everyone is down! She gets on the ropes and shouts out at Joanna and Azzurra who are on the stage! The fans go wild as they stare each other down and we fade out to a promo for Annihilation.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is handicap match and it’s for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship! The individual who secures the pinfall in this contest will be the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion!
The Lights go out in the arena, as a crack of lightning hits the stage, forming a blue flame. On the other side a single crack of lightning hits as an Green flame appears on the other side. The flames die out as Immortalized by Disturbed begins playing.
Feed the fire that is raging inside
This is go time, this is showtime
We will fight till their wills are broken
This is game time, an insane time
As the Lights come on Mister J is standing with his arms crossed at the top of the ramp with Danae and Kassandra on either side of him. They turn and walk to the centre where Mister J is standing, then turn as they await Legion. Legion comes from the back walking in front of Mister J pointing down to the ring, where Danae and Kassandra walk down the ramp. They scoff off the fans, as they look at their opponents. Danae moves to the back of the ring as Kassandra slides underneath the bottom rope. Legion and Mister J watch from the top of the ramp as Legion lifts her hand and snaps her fingers, the lights go out once more. As the snap is heard again, Mister J and Legion are at ringside watching, as her girls are in the ring. Kassandra standing in one corner and Danae in the other watching, waiting for their opponents.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challengers… Kassandra and Danae… The Wolves!
Kickstart My Heart kicks in and Remi's arrival to the stage comes in a casual strut even if her head is bopping to the beat of her theme. She takes a moment to drink in the arena's scene while the music courses through her body. Soon enough, she can't help herself and she's jamming out and grooving with the Motley Cru all over the stage. She's tossing horns up and randomly air guitaring down the ramp and toward the ring, even stopping for the occasional fan's invisible microphone to sing out with her theme.
At the ring, Remi hops up onto the apron and turns around to throw her hands up to the crowd. She ducks inside and climbs up each of the top turnbuckles, throwing up rocker horns and screaming the lyrics out at the crowd. Once done, she backs herself into one of the corners, leans back, pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her top and pops it into her mouth with a thotty wink into the nearest camera.
Illa Isabella: And next… Their opponent tonight… She is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
DING DING DING
Match #4: Remi Skyfire (c) vs. The Wolves (Kassandra & Danae)
The Wolves are strategising but Guest Referee Misty Vega stops Kassandra from starting the match. Misty opts to get in Remi’s face and the two argue. Remi smirks but Misty reminds her that she’s the referee and Remi can’t touch her. Kassandra rushes over and blindsides Remi with a punch to the side of her head and then gets her in a headlock! Remi overpowers her but Kassandra out grapples her into a hammerlock! Remi can’t get out of it and Kassandra gets her around the waist! Remi is still stuck! Kassandra has hold over her but Remi twists out and fires a combo of rapid fire kicks! Kassandra takes them hard! Remi hoists Kassandra up and plants her with a big body drop! Remi sees Kassandra get up and she starts blasting her with rapid fire shoot kicks and brutalises Kassandra! She’s down and Remi covers quickly but Misty doesn’t count the fall… The fans boo and Remi looks up at Misty, not impressed.
Steve White: Well… This one just got almost impossible for Remi Skyfire tonight. Not only is it a handicap match, not only is Legion at ringside but Misty is the guest referee and she’s not counting pinfalls for Remi!
Chuck Thompson: Remi has been on fire since coming into EHWF - becoming the Jr Heavyweight Champion in only her SECOND match last week when she took Misty Vega down!
Remi gets up and starts to argue with Misty who insults her and laughs in her face. Remi gets clubbed in the back by Kassandra then whipped into the corner! Kassandra tags in Danae! Kassandra whips Danae at Remi but Remi jumps up and Danae runs into her boot! Kassandra runs up and Remi takes Kassandra out with a big spinebuster and the fans go WILD! Remi starts arguing with Misty again! Misty is pissed off Remi took her belt last week and Misty shoves Remi in the head. Remi ignores it although we can see the rage in her face. Kassandra rushes back into the ring but Remi sends her over the top rope to the apron! Remi lines up Danae and hits her with a suplex when she gets up! The fans are going wild but Misty gets boos. Remi gets on the outside and climbs to the top rope! Danae gets up and Remi leaps off the top rope and launches herself over the top of Danae and instead hits Misty Vega with The Sex Pistol! Both knees from the sky, pulling Misty down and busting her face! The fans go wild!
Steve White: BOOM! Remi faked The Sex Pistol on Danae and instead took out Misty Vega! Now we got no ref and if Misty wakes up, she’ll just disqualify Remi!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think Remi cares! She wanted to take Misty out and punish her it seems! Now Remi still has The Wolves to deal with and if you remember last week - Legion and The Hive weren’t high on Remi Skyfire and Ana Somnia and vowed not only to take their title but also hurt them!
Remi sees Misty is out of it but she wants to knock her out and with a clean front kick, sends Misty into the ropes then hits her with a roundhouse that sends her through the middle ropes to the outside! The fans go WILD! Misty is out of it on the outside and now the clock is against Remi! Remi calls for another ref but Danae with a big right hand to the back of Remi’s head! Remi and Danae start trading blows! Remi eventually hits Danae with a high knee but Kassandra comes in from outside and clubs Remi in the back again! Danae and Kassandra try and double team Remi! They beat her and then send her into the ropes! They go for a duo clothesline but Remi breaks their grip of each other and runs through their arms! Remi comes off of the ropes then takes both women down with a double spear!
Steve White: Remi isn’t wrestling a wrestling match right now, she’s just straight up fighting these girls and running in head first! Remi so quick and powerful and she’s just taking her opponents assaults and coming back with brash hard headed offence!
Chuck Thompson: And it seems to be working because Remi is combining that impact with some pretty powerful and precise striking and she’s beaten up both The Wolves just now much to the dismay of Legion!
Finally a ref runs down and slides in the ring! Remi sees Misty stirring on the outside! Legion is on the outside and barks orders at Kassandra! Danae is trying to recover in the corner as Remi crunches her with a corner clothesline! The ref tells Kassandra to get out! She ignores him and goes for her running big boot but Remi ducks it and Kassandra hits Danae instead! Kassandra is in shock but Remi hoists Kassandra up on her back! They’re back to back and Remi sends Kassandra in the air with a torture rack slam! Kassandra holds her back in pain and rolls out of the ring as the fans get firmly behind Remi again! Remi gets on the outside and climbs the top rope! Kassandra gets on the apron but Remi kicks her down! Legion gets on the other side but Legion kicks her down! Danae gets the time to dive over and shake the ropes! Remi jumps off at the last second and karate rolls back into the ring from the top rope! Danae is shocked and she turns around getting Remi in a headlock! Remi counters into a hammerlock but Danae reverses that into a standing wristlock only to have Remi use her strength to pull Danae over and hit her with her Skyline Irish Whip + Blindside Lariat finisher! Danae takes it hard and she’s done! Remi quickly covers! Misty rolls back in the ring but it’s too late!
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Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Remi wins the handicap match and retains! This girl is nothing short of tough and amazing! Not a good look for The Wolves though…
Chuck Thompson: The Wolves suffer another huge loss but Remi Skyfire is quickly carving out a name for herself as she gets more and more impressive each week!
Remi gets up and gets her arm raised by the ref but Legion LOSES her shit at Kassandra! Kassandra doesn’t want to go back in and fight Remi. Remi straight up fought that one and withstood all the wrestling but The Wolves had no answer for Remi’s striking and furious fighting. Kassandra feels the heat and slides back in! Remi knees her and tosses her right back out as Kassandra lands near Legion’s feet! Legion looks up in a rage at Remi. Remi rolls Danae out as well and The Wolves are in a heap as Remi grabs her title belt and holds it up while she stands on the middle ropes! Legion isn’t happy!
Legion: Y-You think this is over!? S-soon you’re going to be FORCED to call me Global Champion and you, Ana Somnia, Sara Daniels and WHOEVER else will BOW to me like the dogs that you are!
Steve White: Legion is PISSED!
Chuck Thompson: And Misty Vega is still cleared scorned after Remi took her title last week and this match didn’t help! Now Misty is back in the ring with Remi!
Misty who is holding the back of her neck and head shouts insults at Remi! Remi turns around and Misty runs up and fires her Mist Effect roundhouse but Remi ducks it and hoists Misty up, planting her on the mat with a powerful slam! Remi builds massive momentum and goes back to celebrating with her title and to her music as Legion watches on, enraged… We fade out.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is set for one single fall!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… Conner Creed!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
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ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he threw his right hand up into the air to show off the EHWF World Championship to the world! Wilmer looks up at the championship with a look of joy on his face as he lowers his arm back down to his side, looking out at the crowd and nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then suddenly make a break for it down the ramp and slide into the ring underneath the bottom rope before quickly pushing himself up to his feet! Wilmer would then spin around in circles with his arms spread out, the EHWF World Championship swinging around as he spins his way to the center of the ring. Wilmer would then suddenly stop and slowly raise his right arm into the air, once again showing off the EHWF World Championship as he continues to nod his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would do a little bit of skanking around in the ring with the title before handing it over to the referee and backing into his corner. Wilmer gets in a few last minute stretches while he awaits for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And next… His opponent tonight… He is the EHWF World Champion… Wilmer Patacky!
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Match #5: Wilmer Patacky vs. Conner Creed
As soon as the bell rings Conner isn’t wasting any time, charging at Wilmer and instantly going for a Clothesline From Hell to try to take his opponents head off, only for Wilmer to duck under the lariat at the last second, dodging the finisher and shocking Creed and fans alike.
Steve White: Conner Creed and Wilmer Patacky - known each other a long time! Creed has appeared the last few weeks back in EHWF and he’s targeted Wilmer and now these two are going at it!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer moving quick though as these two come in and start to brawl!
Conner quickly recovered though, turning on his heels before Wilmer can even get back to his feet and and delivers a HARD elbow strike to back of Wilmer’s head, rocking him and sending him down to his hands and knees and giving Conner an opening to good for him to pass up. Conner hits the ropes to build momentum and delivers a brutal knee strike to the back of Wilmer’s skull just as he started to rise. Conner covers after hitting the Lights Out, looking to make quick work of the champ.
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Steve White: Conner Creed seemingly coming outta nowhere a couple of weeks ago and targeting Wilmer Patacky! He has been on his case ever since Meltdown and even last week he laid him out again! There is no love lost between these two, that’s for sure!
Chuck Thompson: This is a match we’ve wanted to see for a long time as the two hall of farmers go at it! Creed trying to put Wilmer away early there!
Conner hits the mat in frustration shaking, his head as he gets back up to his feet taking time to pop the stiffness out of his neck. Conner grabs Wilmer by the hair, lifting the half conscious man to his feet before sending back down with another elbow strike this time to time across Wilmer's jaw. This causes him to spin out before falling face first down to the mat.
Conner Creed: Fucking pathetic man, come on!
Conner yells at Wilmer, who is still trying to find his bearings after such the brutal onslaught this early on. But the time to recover is next to none as Conner is now lifting the champ back to his feet once again, this time by the back of his trunks so he can lift him by the waist and hoist him up in the air, sending Patacky to crash into the mat face first. The fans give off a mixed reaction as Creed remains in control, lifting Wilmer’s corpse-like body off the ground. Conner sends Wilmer into the turnbuckle shoulder first. Taking his time to walk over, pulling Wilmer out of the corner before turning him to face him and propping him up against the turnbuckle.
Steve White: Creed is leading this one and if he could put up the win against the champ then that would be huge! Wilmer has NOT had an easy time! He had a blood one against Black Man where he won the title and he’s already defended it against Jason Dave, Solomon Graham and inside the Meltdown Chamber!
Chuck Thompson: And Creed is gonna take advantage of that fatigue and pain! No doubt Alexandria Kendrick is watching this closely!
Conner Creed: Come on Patacky, fucking show me something!
Conner yells in Patacky’s face before running across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle, before turning around and running back to Wilmer at full speed. Conner looks to deliver another knee right to the gut of Wilmer, causing him to double over and fall to his ass. Wilmer is propped up only by the turnbuckle as Conner runs back to the opposite corner, this time pausing long enough to flip Wilmer the bird and charges back at Wilmer. clearly aiming for Wilmer's head, Conner sends his knee flying at Wilmer's head, only for the champ to suddenly returns snap out of it and jumps up to his feet, moving out of the way just in time for Conner to miss his target and run straight into the turnbuckle. As Conner stumbles out of the corner, Wilmer follows it up with a HARD superkick to the jaw.
Steve White: Superkick! Creed didn’t see that one coming! These fans are going NUTS right now!
Chuck Thompson: These two have wanted to get at each other for years and they’re not disappointing right now!
Falling back into the corner, a stunned Conner couldn’t do anything to stop the follow up superkick Wilmer delivered to his face. Or the next one, or the next one as Wilmer began to dish out his revenge against the biker! It was after the fifth and final superkick that Wilmer followed it up by wrapping his arm around Conner’s head and hitting him with a mean snapmare driver! Conner's head spikes into the mat, causing Conner to flip over and onto his back! A worn out Wilmer quickly crawls over and dives onto Conner for a cover.
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Steve White: Wilmer with a near fall as he crawls back influence in this contest and I have NO idea how Creed survived the superkick onslaught! That was brutal!
Chuck Thompson: Creed has no idea where he is right now! Wilmer may have done enough but impressive kick out by Creed off of that assault!
Both Conner and Wilmer struggle to get back up to their feet, but Wilmer barely makes it to his feet first. Wilmer makes a run at Conner before jumping and hitting him with the float over DDT known as the Wack-o-Rama! Wilmer takes a moment to regain his breath, taking advantage of the fact that he was now in control. That’s when Conner starts stirring through that he he take action once again helping Conner up to his feet to set the Tiger Driver but as he goes to lift the biker Conner uses his weight to deny the champ. Wilmer goes for it again only to be met with the same results. Which is when Conner is able to get one arm free and send an elbow into Patacky’s face sending him stumbling back and giving Conner an opening for the Clothesline From Hell only for Wilmer to once again duck under it and hook Conner arms up for another attempt at the Tiger Driver this time hitting clean.
Steve White: Wilmer in firm control now as Creed loses his grip on this one! Wilmer with that Tiger Driver and Creed is in bad shape now! Wilmer not looking much better as both of these guys are hurt but now Wilmer has Creed right where he wants him!
Chuck Thompson: Creed has sent message after message to Wilmer the past few weeks - he’s not gonna just give up here! These fans are going NUTS right now!
Patacky goes into the corner and waits for Conner to raise to his feet before running towards him clearly going for He’s Got Kicks only for Conner to come to at the last second and side stepping the superkick and hitting Wilmer with a German Suplex keeping his grip around Wilmers waist Conner hoists him up to his feet before hitting it again before again lifting him to his feet only this time turning him around and follows it up with a hard powerbomb.
Steve White: Creed stays alive and damn near breaks Wilmer’s damn back with a powerful barrage of slams and suplexes there! Wilmer landed bad! There’s no way the champ is gonna fight through that one!
Chuck Thompson: Creed may have done enough but he needs to follow up! If he can beat the EHWF World Champion here tonight then the sky is the limit!
Conner grabs Patacky by the hair and sets him up in a sitting position before running into the ropes and back at Patacky to hit him with a hard big boot to the face, Conner takes a moment to show off to the crowed basking cheers and boos they give him before flipping them off giving Wilmer time to recover only long enough for himself to get him on his hands and knees before Creed takes a run at him and hits him with a Curb Stop driving his head into the canvas with his boot and going for another pin.
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Steve White: WHAT!? BAH GAWD! Creed stomped the fuck out of Wilmer’s head and Wilmer just won’t die! Wilmer will not give up and he kicked out somehow!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is pretty damn hurt though, especially after that! Creed is pissed off and he’s getting frustrated but I think anything can still happen!
Conner shakes his head in frustration again and gets up dragging Wilmer up with him and setting him up for a powerbomb once again only this time he holds his arms out in the T pose showing the fans what’s coming next as he lifts the champion up for a crucifix powerbomb but before he can bring him down again Wilmer slips out of it stumbling to the ropes which he uses to help him stay upright behind the biker who in a rage charges at Wilmer AGAIN going for the Clothesline From Hell only for Wilmer to AGAIN duck under it only this time he pulls the top rope down with him sending his opponent over the top and tumbling outside. It’s here that Wilmer starts to psych himself back up getting his second wind in him as he sets off running to the opposite end of the ring bouncing off the ropes and diving through the ropes at a recovered Conner hitting him with his suicide forearm not only causing damage to Conner’s face but also sending him crashing HARD into the barricade behind him. And before you know it Wilmer is back up to his feet standing over Creed before landing stomp after stomp after stomp to Conner’s body and head.
Steve White: Wilmer is back up! This guy is incredible and now he’s stomping the fuck out of Creed! These guys damn need destroy each other on the outside! Massive damage, huge moves and now Wilmer is just losing it and Creed is in trouble!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer’s gotta be careful here though! He’s gotta stop listening to the fans going wild for him right now and listen to his brain and try and end this one right now!
Wilmer than gets Conner up and hits him with a suplex onto the outside causing both men damage although one more so than the other, but Wilmer shakes his head showing that he’s not done just quite yet and lifts Conner up before taking his head in his hands and attempting to throw him into the steel steps only for Creed to reverse the momentum and send Patacky himself into the steps running into them full force ribs first the only thing keeping Wilmer on his feet the steel steps themselves, as he leans against them. Conner gives the champion no time to recover though and is on him in a second, first slamming his head into the steel steps before turning him around and raining haymakers down onto Wilmer’s face.
Steve White: BRUTAL! Creed back in it! This one is up and down and back and forth and now those massive shots to Wilmer’s face! This is brutal! This is ruthless!
Chuck Thompson: The steel steps used as a weapon as Conner Creed loses his temper and looks for a way to beat Wilmer! This is an instant classic as far as I’m concerned right now!
By the time Conner stops to yell at the ref to stop the count, Wilmer is busted open and fresh blood is starting to turn his face crimson. It’s when the ref refuses to stop the count that Conner pulls the official outside to stop it himself only for a newly recovered Wilmer Patacky to smash into him with a forearm to the back of the head taking both his opponent and the ref out at the same time, but Wilmer doesn’t seem to care as he grabs Conner by the hair lifts and him up and to the steps before ramming Creed’s head into the hard steel once, twice, three times! Wilmer finally lets a groggy Conner go, who barely manages to stay standing long enough for Wilmer to run and launch himself off of the steel steps and land a leaping calf kick onto Conner!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Wilmer soaring through the air and he just won’t quit! Off the steps and leaping that kick into Conner and Conner might be done after that! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: These two REALLY want to kill each other tonight! They’ve fucked up the entire outside and now Wilmer is using his head! He’s rolling Conner back in the ring so he can end this! How is Wilmer still going right now!?
Wilmer lifts Conner up and rolls him back into the ring. Wilmer rolls in right after, climbing back up to his feet. Wilmer stays near the ropes as he readies himself, waiting for Conner to get to his feet. As Conner climbs to his feet and stumbles around for a moment, Wilmer pulls himself up, launching himself at Conner with a springboard moonsault off the top rope! Conner stumbles forward but somehow still manages to catch Wilmer and quickly transition it into driving Wilmer into the mat with a powerslam!
Steve White: Wilmer had it! Conner out of nowhere reverses it and Wilmer just got dumped with a huge powerslam! That’s it! It’s over! Wilmer can’t get up from that!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer with the moonsault but Conner Creed just so skilled and cunning! He freaking crushes Wilmer there and that might be what ends it! Wilmer getting too flashy!
Both men are down, feeling the effects of the pain they have been dishing out to each other. Conner starts to climb up to his feet before Wilmer, and as Wilmer turns to face his opponent, Conner drives a toe kick right into Wilmer's abdomen! Conner pulls Wilmer in and quickly lifts him up onto his shoulder. Conner positions Wilmer up in a T position. This time Conner is able to dive forward, slamming Wilmer down onto the back of his head, neck and shoulders with the Crucifix Powerbomb!
Steve White: POWERBOMB! It’s over! Conner Creed has beaten the champion here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is motionless! Creed is gonna pin the champ!
Conner goes for the pin on a motionless Wilmer!
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Steve White: WHAT!? WHAT!? NO WAY! NO FUCKING WAY! Wilmer is undefeatable! He’s just been put through hell and back and hell again and he still kicked out! How is he moving right now!
Chuck Thompson: I thought he was done there! Conner Creed CAN’T believe it and he looks like he’s out of ideas! He can’t understand right now! Wilmer still with the shoulder up dammit!
Conner looks a little agitated that he wasn't able to get the three right then. He climbs to his feet and looks down at a beaten and bloodied Wilmer.Wilmer reaches up and tries to wipe blood from his face and eyes. Conner walks around to the left side of Wilmer and stomps his boot down onto Wilmer's shoulder. He quickly pulls Wilmer up to his feet, but Wilmer surprises him with a quick headbutt right to Conner's nose! Conner stumbles back as a small amount of blood starts to gush from his nose! Wilmer hooks Conner's head and looks for The Wackness, but Conner over powers Wilmer and sends him into the opposite turnbuckle and right into the referee!
Steve White: Wilmer Patacky has proven without a doubt he deserves to be champion and tonight just cemented the fact! He just won’t quit and he keeps trying to put Conner Creed away! Conner is getting overwhelmed right now and got desperate just then!
Chuck Thompson: Conner’s only chance is right now!
Conner looks over at the ref, smiling to himself as he notices he has to act quick and put Wilmer away! He reaches down and pulls something out of his right boot. He slips it over his knuckles as Wilmer starts to slowly climb to his feet. The referee is slowly starting to stir, as Conner keeps the referee in sight while Wilmer stumbles around right into a big haymaker with the brass knuckles, the Knuckle Duster connects! Conner quickly tosses the brass knux out of the ring and goes for the pin, but the referee is still coming to his senses! Conner screams at the referee, who slowly crawls over to make the count!
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Steve White: THIS! Is ridiculous! Conner back in the drivers seat of this match but WILMER KICKS OUT even after this underhanded asshole blasted him with brass knuckles! Brutal but Wilmer won’t give up!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer might have a champion’s heart and he might have kicked out but that brass knuckles shot, really hurt him! Conner is PISSED but Wilmer is in really bad shape after that one!
Conner is livid. He looks over at the referee, who is still holding up two fingers to signal the two count. He can't believe Wilmer was able to kick out after the Knuckle Duster. He climbs to his feet and begins to roll his right shoulder, signalling he was going for the kill. Wilmer crawls over to the ropes and uses them to slowly climb back up to his feet. He is still feeling the effects of getting hit with the brass knuckles. Wilmer stumbles back and turns right as Conner charges forward, throwing everything he has into a Clothesline From Hell! Wilmer ducks down right at the last second! Conner almost loses his footing as he spins around and almost slams into the corner from his own momentum. As he turns back to a kneeling Wilmer, he gets caught in the chin by a spinning uppercut from Wilmer, who yells out "SHORYUKEN! Conner spins and stumbles right into the turnbuckle his back to Wilmer.
Steve White: Wilmer! Massive shot! Conner Creed is out after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is back in control and now he’s gonna finally end it! What a match! What a contest between these two rivals!
Wilmer lifts Conner up to where he is standing on the middle ropes. Wilmer sends a forearm right into the middle of Conner's back before he climbs out onto the apron. Wilmer climbs up the turnbuckle on the left side of Conner, and then reaches up and hooks his right arm around Conner's head. Wilmer pushes himself up off of the top turnbuckle post, backflipping right over Conner and driving the back of his head into the mat with an avalanche The Wackness (Sliced Bread #2)!
Steve White: THAT’S IT! THE WACKNESS! BAH GAWD! Wilmer did it! Wilmer did it! Creed is down and out!
Chuck Thompson: The Champ is here!
Both men are down and barely moving! Wilmer rolls around in pain, and once again has to reach up and wipe blood from his eyes. Conner doesn't move at all. Wilmer finally manages to roll over to Conner and weakly drape his right arm over Conner's chest.
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Steve White: NO! NO! NO! Conner kicks out! Wilmer not enough energy to get a proper cover and Creed still lives on! He won’t give up just like Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t believe they’re both still somehow going!
The crowd goes nuts, thinking that was the end of the match right there! Wilmer's eyes are wide in disbelief as he rolls back over looks at the ref for reassurance. Wilmer pushes himself up to his feet, as it is now him who is trying to figure out what he has to do to put his opponent away. He suddenly nods his head, as he pushes himself up to his feet with a sudden burst of energy! Wilmer looks out at the crowd, and then he points down at Conner. Wilmer shouts out, "SUPER!", pelvic thrust, "MEGA!", pelvic thrust, "FANTASTIC!", this time Wilmer did a quick jerk off motion before he pulled Conner up to his feet! Wilmer gets Conner ready for a suplex, but Conner wraps his leg around the leg of Wilmer to block him form being able to lift Conner up for the finishing maneuver! Conner then connects with right right hands to the left side of Wilmer's abdomen to make Wilmer loosen his grip. Conner then pulls Wilmer in and lifts him up before slamming him back down with force as he hits a gourbuster!
Steve White: Wilmer throwing everything at Creed and hitting it albeit half hearted from fatigue! Conner Creed taking the punishment and just SLAMMING Wilmer down with authority!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer is freaking bruised up - he’s in worse shape than Creed is now! Creed is exhausted! Wilmer still struggling to the ropes though and Creed looks like he’s out of ideas!
As Wilmer tries to climb back up to his feet, Conner takes him down with a big boot across the face while he had only climbed up to his knees. Conner doesn't let this opportunity pass, as he reaches down and pulls Wilmer up, once again lifting him up for the Crucifix Powerbomb. Only this time, Conner charges at the corner and launches Wilmer into the turnbuckle!
Steve White: Huge bomb into the corner! Conner Creed taking advantage! Wilmer is a mess and after that bomb, he can’t even move!
Chuck Thompson: Impact was HUGE off that one! Creed needs to capitalise! He’s not resting, he’s lining Wilmer right up!
Wilmer stumbles forward after getting thrown into the turnbuckle, and before he can fall down in pain Conner charges in and turns him inside out with a huge Clothesline From Hell to complete the Bombed to Hell combo manoeuvre! Conner hooks Wilmer's right leg as he makes the pin!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… Conner Creed!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! What a match! Both men are down and hurt and exhausted but Conner Creed SOMEHOW had more and pinned the champion! What a match and what a win for Conner Creed!
Chuck Thompson: Conner Creed is back and what a way to come back then to pin the EHWF World Champion! HUGE for Creed!
Conner Creed rolls out of the ring and falls to the otuside! Wilmer is hurt and gets checked on by the ref as the fans are going NUTS! Conner Creed sits down at the bottom of the ramp and looks up at the ring and demands a microphone…
Conner Creed: I-I beat you Wilmer…
Conner Creed coughs and splutters all over the place and holds his body in pain.
Conner Creed: I pinned the EHWF World Champion… Alexandria Kendrick, the number one contender can’t say she’s done that… No one else in the number one contenders match last week can say they’ve done that… Only I HAVE done that.
Wilmer is still in pain on the mat as he rolls over to the bottom ropes and looks out at Creed.
Conner Creed: These fucking fans know that I can beat you and become champion… The roster knows that I can beat you and become champion and after tonight YOU know that I can beat you and become champion… and that EXACTLY what I’m gonna fucking do… I’m not a stupid man Wilmer. I came back into EHWF, I made sure my contract was air-fuckin’-tight…
Conner stands up and limbs up the ramp.
Conner Creed: So you and me… we’re gonna do battle again and it’s gonna be for your EHWF World Championship!
The fans GO NUTS as Conner Creed drops the mic on the ramp and limps up the ramp.
Wilmer watches him leave and holds his neck and torso in pain while the fans cheer and Conner’s music plays. We fade out from the scene to backstage.
We come into the hallway backstage as the camera follows the path to Fernandez Gomez's office. As we pan towards the door we slowly come to a stop for a few moments before entering the President's office. We come in and it's pretty much the same setting as all the other weeks, with a suited Fernandez Gomez behind his desk...
...Fernandez looks up and a look of surprise takes his facial expression while he adjusts his glasses and speaks with a serious tone.
Fernandez Gomez: What the fuck are you doing here!?
The camera pans out to reveal a man in a full black business suit and shirt with slicked back hair. The smirks as he notices Fernandez's surprise.
Fernandez Gomez: Alejandro? What have you come here for?
Alejandro Gomez: It's good to see you again as well, brother. I came here for you of course.
Fernandez Gomez: For me? I haven't seen you in quite some time and you come here to this island, to the Divine Compound just to see me? Did you purchase a ticket to see the show? How did you get back here...
Alejandro Gomez: Well that's the thing Fernandez... You're the president of this company and you think you own a big chunk of it... and it's true, you do own a big chunk of EHWF but you bought it through our FAMILY company... so as far as I'm concerned - as you are the Chairman and CEO of Tacos del Mundo, I am still the Director of Operations and CFO of Tacos del Mundo and we both have the same amount of shares in our company... which means that I am just as much apart of EHWF as you are, brother...
Fernandez stands up from his desk, he doesn't look happy as he takes his glasses off and starts to clean them. He puts his glasses back on and gets up close to Alejandro's smirking face.
Fernandez Gomez: You've gotta be fuckin' kidding me right now. I don't need you here. Go back to whatever shit-hole you were in and stay there.
Alejandro Gomez: I don't think so, Fernandez. This is a big opportunity and you can't stop me. We both own the company that you bought that chunk of EHWF with. There is nowhere bigger or better than EHWF so I think I'll stay for a while and help you run this place.
Fernandez Gomez: I don't need help running anything. I need you to fuck off!
Alejandro laughs.
Alejandro Gomez: You've been here for over 2 years now and it looks like you've let it all go to waste. You see to have forgotten about that honorable lucha style that we came up on? Everywhere we struggled in... Spain, Mexico, Colombia... You forgot your roots. You forgot it all. Now you need my help.
Fernandez Gomez: I don't need your help. I don't need you to complicate this and fuck things up.
Alejandro Gomez: You said that you would bring the EHWF World Championship to you and to the Gomez name. You made that claim 2 years ago and now all of a sudden you've forgotten that promise and you've forgotten our legacy. You've gotten too comfortable. Tacos del Mundo and the Gomez name has the biggest opportunity to finally realise our destiny and rule at the top of professional wrestling like our family have dreamed of for centuries.
Fernandez Gomez: Get your head out of your ass! I have a good thing going here and I'm handling it all!
Alejandro clicks his tongue and shakes his head. Fernandez is getting more and more agitated.
Alejandro Gomez: No, you've lost your way and now you need my help. You pulled Emilio Gonzalos out of the Dominican Republic slums and had him destroy the competition in South America. What did you do with him here? He was supposed to bring the World Championship to you and to the Gomez name and instead you used him as a bodyguard, put him in harms way and got him hurt.
Fernandez Gomez: All you're going to do is fuck this up for both of us. I have it handled. Go back to Bolivia and do whatever it was you were doing and leave the wrestling to me. I don't need your lucha shit here. This is EHWF.
Alejandro Gomez: I don't give a fuck what it is. I'm not going to let you waste this opportunity for our family. This is bigger than you. I'm your brother. You gave your daughter a job here so I've already talked to the Board of Sponsors and I'm coming aboard as General Manager of Mayhem.
Fernandez shakes his head is disappointment.
Fernandez Gomez: I don't fucking believe this. My daughter is one thing but I know you'll fuck things up here because you've never been able to help yourself. My daughter, who has somehow worked her way into the position of Chaos General Manager, to spite me maybe? Why don't you leave me alone and pay her a visit on Chaos in a couple of weeks instead of me?
Alejandro smirks and turns away from Fernandez.
Alejandro Gomez: Even I wouldn't dare do that, Fernandez. I have to ask myself why you went with Emilio instead of Mya but I guess I'm here in EHWF now and I'm going to help you fix all of these problems...
Alejandro, with his back to Fernandez, reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls a piece of red and black fabric out as he fondles with it.
Alejandro Gomez: All of the hell we both went through in every slum and shit-hole in South America under that piece of shit Cortez while he got all the glory over here... I remember every single moment and everything we had to do. I'll never forget it but clearly you have, brother... Now he's long gone and we're here and I'm not going to pass up this opportunity, even if we are old now...
Alejandro unfolds the fabric and turns to Fernandez and shoves it into his chest. Fernandez's eyes go wide and he looks up at Alejandro as he takes it from him. Alejandro clicks his tongue and smiles before he leaves the office. Fernandez unfolds the fabric and holds up a worn out red and black lucha-libre style mask. Fernandez studies it and then looks back at the door with rage in his eyes as we fade out back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following main event contest is set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF Global Championship!
“Dark Saturday” by Metric’s methodical opening riffs strike through the P.A. system here in CITY, the fans shouting a raucous ONE! STIFF! BITCH! during the two rests in the song’s intro.
somewhere in the south of france or the caribbean sea,
she said, “i don’t need to make a living,
fake diamonds got nothing one me.”
i met her in the world below.
she’s a tourist of the world beneath.
i said, “everything i built from nothing.”
she said, “i’m so rich, everything’s free.”
SO DARK
it ain’t so dark
SO DARK
it ain’t so dark
The continued song alerts the capacity crowd to the arrival of none other than their One Stiff Bitch, SARA DANIELS. The song chugs along as the Johannesburg Jackhammer stomps through the entrance curtain with a white towel with her logo on it draped over her head, the EHWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP around her waist, and the EHWF SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP draped over her shoulder. She dons a black leather racer jacket, eyeblack under her right eye, a black and red pair of leathery boyshorts-style bottoms with a gold-studded belt, faint fishnet stockings, black and red boots with gold laces, gold knee pads, black wrist tape, and a black and red bandage-style wrestling top with gold-studded straps. A black towel drapes over her head, however, concealing her blonde locks and the expression on the upper half of her face. She hops up and down on her toes for a beat at the top of the ramp as Emily Haines sings her theme’s chorus.
FOREVER AND NEVER
a torch in search of a flame
TO BE GOOD, GET BETTER
well, i've been feeling this way
FOREVER AND NEVER
a night in search of a day
AS ANXIOUS AS EVER
it's such a dark, dark
DARK SATURDAY!
As her theme’s name is sung, Daniels roars out of her bowed-head stance to deliver her signature gesture and pose, setting off a wall of blood orange sparks cascading behind her. She nods her head with confidence and struts down the entrance ramp, eyes glued to the squared circle, her destination. Once she reaches ringside, she cocks her head to either side to crack her neck and stomps up the stairs. She steps out to the center of the apron, looks out fondly upon the crowd one last time, and pulls the towel down so that it hangs around her neck. Bending under the middle rope, Sara enters the ring and hastens to the center to hop up-and-down on her toes briefly, rolling her intertwined hands around to loosen her wrists before firing shadow boxing strikes into the air. From here, Daniels unfastens her title belts and hoists them high overhead before she nods and pulls back to her corner, where she removes the jacket and hangs it on the top rope near the turnbuckle. She grabs ahold of the top rope on either side of her while facing the center of the ring before essentially champing at the bit to get this fight started.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First… The Challenger… The Johannesburg Jackhammer… Sara Daniels!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Illa Isabella: And next… Her opponent tonight… She is the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Ana Somnia (c) vs. Sara Daniels
The bell sounds and Ana and Sara eye each other down in the centre of the ring. Ana and Sara tie up in the centre of the ring after a brief verbal confrontation. Sara quickly transitions Ana into a hammerlock from behind! Ana counters into a standing armbar but Sara spins it into a headlock! The anger between the two is boiling! Ana stomps Sara’s knee from behind and gets out of her grasp! Sara with a strike to Ana’s ribs and the two just start swinging! Sara gets some body blows in! Ana with some snapping kicks to Sara’s lower body! They switch to blasting each other with right hands! Sara gets dropped after a kick to the shins then a right hand to the face! Sara tries to get up but Ana gets her in a headlock! Sara with rapid elbows to Ana’s side breaks out of it! Sara bounces off of the ropes and Ana ducks a swing! Ana catches Sara on rebound with a belly to belly suplex! Sara is back up but Ana with another belly to belly! Sara is hurt after that one and Ana goes for another but Sara knows how to read her and elbows Ana in the side of the head then snaps a mean kick into Ana’s ribs before reversing her into a sideslam on the mat! The fans are going WILD! Sara forces herself up! She runs up to Ana on the mat and swings a big kick but Ana ducks it and gets Sara on her back! Sara drops off and hits Ana with a spinning elbow to the back! Ana falls into the ropes and Sara lunges at her only for Ana to plant her with a huge spinebuster on the mat! Sara didn’t see it coming and Ana smacks the mat in anger as the fans roar!
Steve White: Sara Daniels, deeply disappointed that she was unable to win the EHWF Global Championship inside the Meltdown Chamber and pissed off that she’s still in Ana’s shadow. These two partners with a lot of intensity between each other tonight as they start brutally fighting for the title!
Chuck Thompson: There is a lot of history and intensity between these two partners and right now it’s a slug fest with these two beating the crap out of each other!
Ana picks up Sara with great strength and transitions into a big German Suplex! Ana lifts her back up and plants her with yet another one as the fans shrill at the impact! Ana wants another but Sara elbows Ana in the face and pushes off of her! Sara is out of breath and hurt! Ana runs up but Sara ducks down and takes Ana’s legs out! Sara is back up and they grapple around! Sara with some right hands! Ana with a headbutt! Sara stumbles back but she desperately takes Ana’s leg out with a dropkick to the thigh! Sara screams with anger and punts Ana in the ribs with a big kick! Sara lifts Ana off of her feet and drops her on her knees with a big side backbreaker! Both women are down and bruised up! Sara knows she has to act quickly as she gets on top of Ana and starts hitting her with a ground and pound full of big punches but Ana tosses her off! They both get up and run at each other! Sara runs into Ana and comes off second best as she hits the mat, feeling like she just ran into a wall! Sara is disoriented! Ana stomps Sara’s legs while she’s on the mat then blasts her in the face with a big right hand! Sara starts bleeding from her nose and mouth as Ana looks down on her, struggling on the canvas!
Steve White: Ana knows how to react to Sara’s offence and Sara knows how to read Ana better than anyone! Ana still dominating here but Sara really taking the fight to the champion and she’s not giving up!!
Chuck Thompson: Sara just got busted open and there’s blood all over the place as these two rage against each other right now!!
Ana goes to pick Sara up but Sara blasts Ana in the ribs with a strong kick from the mat then shoves her away as she struggles up to her feet! Sara is bleeding heavily from her mouth and nose. She wipes it away and runs a pump kick into the side of Ana’s face! Ana snaps aa kick into Sara’s legs and she falls into the ropes! Sara jolts a thrust into the ribs of Ana from the ropes! Sara looks for Johannesburg Jackhammer but Ana breaks out of Sara’s grasp! They berate each other again and it spills into a brawl with punches, strikes and haymakers all swung as they beat each other! The fans are going NUTS! Sara with a mean MMA style knee into Ana’s ribs! Ana gets stunned and struggles backwards! Sara whips Ana into the ropes and bends down for a body drop but Ana kicks her in the head on rebound! Sara looks finished after that one but the desperate Johannesburg Jackhammer dives off of the kick to her head and takes Ana down with a diving lariat! Both women are down as the fans are going NUTS!
Steve White: Sara bleeding like a stuffed pig but she’s not giving up as she targets the sides and midsection of Ana then desperately takes her down with a diving lariat! This one is brutal!
Chuck Thompson: Ana almost apprehensive there but Sara just not giving up AT ALL! This one is amazing!
Ana slowly gets up and wipes blood from above her eye and her lip. She looks out and sees Legion at the bottom of the ramp watching the match with a smirk and her arms folded. Ana looks pissed off and motions to Legion and berates her with a tirade from the ring but Legion laughs and smirks as she watches on. The fans are super loud! Ana gets up and Sara takes advantage off of the distraction, hitting Ana with a big thrust kick to the face! A mist of blood spatters everywhere and the fans get loud as Sara leans on the ropes and tells Legion to “fuck off!” Legion watches on! Sara lines Ana up on the mat and runs over for her Nailgun but Ana ducks it with amazing awareness then picks Sara up and plants her on the mat with a big body drop! The fans go NUTS! The impact its great and Ana covers!
1…
2…
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Sara going nuts there! Striking out and kicking the crap out of Ana then tries to finish it with Nailgun but Ana too quick and too smart and she damn near breaks Sara in half and gets the near fall! Sara won’t give up though and Ana isn’t happy!!
Chuck Thompson: Legion is out here now and she’s watching this ruthless contest with glee right now as she’ll take on the winner next week at Annihilation in the Legion’s Tomb match! Ana Somnia who has had weeks of Legion’s shit isn’t happy right now! This is the last thing she needed!
Ana gets up. She’s pissed and even more enraged that Legion is watching her. Ana gets on the outside and gets to the top rope! The fans are going wild! Ana leaps off and hits Sara with a hurricanrana and the fans go berserk! The cheers flood in! Ana is all bruised and bleeding but Sara is in far worse shape! Ana yells at Sara on the mat! Sara crawls around and still won’t give up! Ana smacks the turnbuckle in a rage then wants to finish it! Ana gets on the apron again and gets to the top rope. Legion’s smirk continues to grow as she watches Ana destroy her girlfriend. Ana takes a moment to think while she’s up top. Sara groggily gets up and Ana leaps off of the top rope and lands on Sara but Sara rolls through it! Ana is in shock! It’s unexpected and the fans LOSE IT! Sara picks Ana up from the roll through and then lifts her up and tosses her across the ring with a reverse powerslam! The impact is great and the fans go wild! Both Ana and Sara are down and the canvas is stained with blood!
Steve White: WHAT!? Sara outta nowhere beams back into life! Ana was gonna finish her there but Sara with that counter powerslam! Massive power and Ana didn’t see it coming! Both women bleeding and down! This is freaking brutal!
Chuck Thompson: That it is! Legion is watching it all, laughing like a psycho! Ana just got planted on her neck and Sara can barely stand as she drips with blood! These two have torn each other apart tonight and the fans are going crazy!
They both start stirring. Ana is up first and she plants Sara with a German Suplex! Sara doesn’t get up after that so Ana drags her up to her back and hoists her up! Sara grabs Ana’s face and chin and wrenches back and gets off of her back! Ana tosses Sara into the corner! Ana runs up for a running corner move but Sara dives out of the way at the last moment and Ana eats the corner hard! Sara is able to jump up and collect Ana with a roundhouse to the back of Ana’s head that puts her back down in the corner! Sara pulls Ana out and lifts her up for Johannesburg Jackhammer! Ana flails around and Sara losses balance and grip and Ana counters it into a big DDT using Sara’s momentum! Ana grabs the ropes and gets up! Sara is now dripping with blood and yelling in pain! She rolls over and gets to her hands and knees as she points at Ana and yells something to her! The fans go wild! Sara gets up, barely able to stand as Ana runs up and dropkicks her in the corner. Ana paces around and looks over at Legion on the outside. Ana takes a second to think and comes over to Sara and starts to kick her and brutalise her in the corner with kicks as she hits her with Tae Kod! Ana stops the assault and Sara falls flat on the mat!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Sara fighting back there but Ana just destroys her with those insane kicks! Ana looking conflicted at the moment, like she doesn’t wanna do this anymore! This match is going off the chain right now!
Chuck Thompson: Sara is in bad shape! These two have beaten the shit out of each other but Ana Somnia is a different type of beast! Sara is STILL determined but I don’t think she can even stand!
Ana holds the ropes and looks out at the fans. Ana leans on the ropes deep in thought for a moment. Legion locks eyes with her and mouths “do it” Ana isn’t happy and her anger grows as she yells in Russian out to Legion. Ana looks at Sara and is surprised and she’s still trying to get up. Sara crawls over and stands and half heartedly strikes Ana with rights and lefts. Ana doesn’t move, she takes the shots and is unfazed. Ana grabs Sara’s arms and they argue. Sara pulls away and hits her. Ana leans back and clenches her fist then with one punch, strikes at Sara’s midsection! The weight behind the punch is incredibly! Sara looks on in complete shock as a shockwave is sent through her body. The ring ropes move and the fans and even Legion are in shock! Sara’s eyes roll back and she coughs up blood as she falls flat on the mat! The crowd gets really loud. Sara comes back and rolls around in pain. She throws up and Ana looks away.
Steve White: SHIT! What a punch from Ana! The weight, the force behind her punch damn near sent a shockwave through Sara! She’s down, she’s hurt and she’s throwing up! That was too much, stop this damn match!!
Chuck Thompson: That punch was huge! Sara rolling around in pain! Ana doesn’t look pleased with herself! The ref will have to stop this one now!
Ana comes over as the ref checks Sara and Ana tells the ref that it’s over! The crowd is getting louder and louder but Ana turns around as the fans get to their loudest and we see Sara forcing herself to her knees! The ref back off and Ana looks enraged as she tells Sara that it’s over! Sara disregards Ana and still tries to get up but she can’t! Ana calls for Hunted and the fans lose it! Ana goes for it but she hesitates! She looks primed to go for it once more but Ana stops herself and pulls back, conflicted as the fans give a mixed reaction! Legion yells out for Ana to do it! Ana roars out at Legion who backs off a few steps up the ramp. Ana turns around, still conflicted. The struggling Sara with one final roar jumps up with a strike! Ana uses Sara’s momentum to hit her overhead Uranage Backbreaker - Razorvannyy! The fans go NUTS! Sara gets crushed! Ana quickly transitions into Wanderlust! The crowd gets louder and louder and Sara doesn’t last much longer as Ana chokes her out with Wanderlust! She tries to fight out through the pain and blood but it’s too much and she passes out as the ref calls it!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: It’s over… Ana Somnia chokes out Sara Daniels… She was conflicted, she didn’t want to do it but it’s over and Ana Somnia is STILL the EHWF Global Champion after a BRUTAL fight here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Sara gave it her all but Ana is just too powerful!
From the hold of the Wanderlust, Ana switches it into a hug as she embraces and pulls Sara close to her on the mat! Ana, still conflicted hugs Sara on the canvas as her music hits.
Steve White: The embrace… Sara and Ana, still close as this one comes to a close.
Chuck Thompson: It was one heck of a match and I guess it was a good ending!
Sara eventually wakes up and hugs Ana back and the fans go wild! Sara and Ana share the embrace in the ring for a moment as Ana gets the title belt held to her. Sara and Ana talk in the ring for a moment before finally hugging once more and Sara rolls out of the ring. Ana is on her knees and looks at the EHWF Global Championship belt in her hands as the ref raises her arm!
Steve White: Ana Somnia has taken out Sara Daniels. They’ve made up and Ana is still the EHWF Global Champion and she WILL be the champion of Chaos if she can get through Legion who has watched all of this unfold with amusement on her face…
Chuck Thompson: Legion waiting in the wings as she looks at the carnage Ana put Sara through here tonight! Legion looking down at Ana… What message is she sending with this right now?
Ana looks down at the belt and gets up. Legion looks at her with a glare and smirks as she looks at all of the blood around the canvas. Sara’s blood… Ana’s blood… Legion laughs as Ana watches her and looks at all of the blood herself…
Steve White: Well it’s been an AMAZING night tonight but that’s all we have time for! Ana Somnia STILL the EHWF Global Champion… We’ll see you next week for Annihilation… Good night ladies and gentlemen and be safe!
Ana holds the EHWF Global Championship up high as the fans go wild. We see the devious face of Legion watching on behind her as she holds the belt high in the ring before we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.