Post by EHWF Management on Feb 3, 2022 7:02:44 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Annihilation, "Retrograde" by Khalid is playing in the background. We pan into the scene where we see fans screaming in the crowd in FTX Arena in Miami! As we cut to the pyrotechnics show, we move onto the broadcast area at ringside where Steve White and Chuck Thompson are waiting to start the night!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to EHWF Annihilation! It’s 2022 Bay-Bay and we’re here to fuck shit up! Tonight is the very last event before the show split! After tonight we’re gonna have Chaos and Tuesdays and Mayhem on Mondays and it’s gonna be intense! Tonight - we figure out just what championships are going to what brands and everyone’s eyes are going to be on the 2 top tier championships! Wilmer Patacky will be defending the World Championship against Conner Creed and Ana Somnia will defend the Global Championship against Legion and when the dust settles we’re gonna see what ends up where!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for those huge main events but Brandon Bash and Eric Smith’s EPIC rivalry is going to come to a head here tonight where these two deep seated rivals are going to go head to head in an Ironman Grudge Match and there is no doubt in my mind that these two are gonna finally kill each other tonight! Such influential competitors in the history of EHWF now going to do battle in their epic rivalry in a huge Ironman match! This one is going to go off and I can’t wait to see who finally comes out on top!
Steve White: Joyride are going to defend the EHWF World Tag Team Championships against Future Shock and this rivalry is a damn intense one! These two teams have been going at it and Future Shock really want to get some revenge on Joyride! They’ve done battle in so many different ways the past 2 months but tonight it’s 2 on 2 tag team match and the belts are finally on the line! A huge tag team division will be waiting in the wings! This is going to a very important contest for the future of EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: Remi Skyfire has entered EHWF and she’s been off to a SUPER start ever since setting foot into this company! Tonight, she’s putting out an open challenge and will very gallantly be defending the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship in a battle royal! Remi Skyfire has her hands full again as she defends her gold against 5 others who are just chomping at the bit to get a title around their waists! I’m not gonna miss this one, Steve!
Steve White: Kelson Hewitt and Korey Kill have had one of the most intense feuds going back 3 months now and these two men have damn near killed each other! They went back and forth verbally for months and then Kelson got a tag team win over Korey! Korey then cost Kelson a shot at the Global Championship when he interfered in the Meltdown Chamber! Then for weeks after that Kelson was subject to Korey’s brutal attacks! Kelson came up on top one week in tag competition and was wasted by Korey then Korey beat Kelson in tag action the week after that and the two brawled! Tonight, it’s finally happening! These two settle the score one on one! FINALLY!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for tonight, Steve! Lets start the show!
Kelson Hewitt: Tonight is the night...
The cameras pan to Kelson Hewitt, who's forehead still bears the wounds of his recent battles with Korey Kill. His eyes are focused on his hands, the same hands he wraps with white tape as he sat on a bench in the locker room area.
Kelson Hewitt: Tonight is the night where months of battle finally reaches it's climax.
His expression is almost emotionless, while the physical pain is immense, it pails in comparison to the mental anguish Kelson has gone through.
Kelson Hewitt: What I thought was just a petty back and fourth trade of insults over social media has turned into a war. A war that at one point I thought I dominated. Week in and week out, I've beaten you Korey. Week in and week out, I proved that in that ring, I was the better wrestler. That I was the better man. My mission statement was to rid this company of it's evil, to push into an era that focused on the wrestling, not meaningless feuds that shortened careers. Back in December, that goal was about to be realized, I was so close to the Global Championship. I was so close to making history by being the first Global Champion... but you couldn't stand the fact that a “rookie” was about to do something you dreamed of...
Korey was the one who caused Kelson to be eliminated in a match he wasn't even involved in. Kelson paused, gathering his words as he finished taping his fists.
Kelson Hewitt: Since then, there hasn't been a single day that has passed by where I DIDN'T think about getting even. Every day I've trained, I've envisioned whatever I hit be you, Korey. Every time I go to sleep, I've prayed that I would get my hands on you and make you feel what I've felt... and with each sneak attack, my motivation has gotten stronger to get revenge on you.
Kelson took a deep breath, turning his head to the side to look at the camera.
Kelson Hewitt: You've accomplished one thing during this feud Korey, and it's not that you've beaten me down. It's not that you've made me want to quit... it's the fact that I'm getting down to your level. I hate myself for that, I hate myself for the fact that I couldn't do this like a hero. I hate that I couldn't find an even ground with you... I hate that you're so bitter about losing to me, that you want to end me... but I realize that the only way to rid this company of you, is to do whatever it takes to end your career.
Kelson scoffs, shaking his head.
Kelson Hewitt: You've had a long, storied career here... but you've allowed your career to dwindle, you've allowed your personal life to seep into your job... and tonight? Tonight is the night where I finally put the nail in the coffin and END YOU Korey. If it has to be one of us, if one of us has to be gone, it's going to be you. I will make sure that The Man Of Steel lives on, no matter what.
With that being said, Kelson stood up, threw on his jacket, and walked out, with the camera focusing on the “KH” logo, before fading elsewhere backstage.
Remington Ivory Prescott is led out of the open door of his dressing room by the bubblegum popping princess of power: Adora Kincaid. She takes a quick glance around to make sure that there's an all clear before she allows Remington Ivory Prescott to enter the long corridor.
Remington Ivory Prescott, of course, is paying more attention to his phone than anything else. He's very likely checking on something business related or pushing himself on social media because he lives to be the brand. He's decked out in his ring attire, of course, with his scarf hanging around his neck.
Adora Kincaid leads the way down the corridor with a juncture in the distance. Her bubblegum popping and the sound of Remington Ivory Prescott typing away on whatever Social Media service he's using at the moment being the only sounds that come from the duo.
“No-- no, c’mon, Cess’--”
Miwa Iizuka’s the first one out of motherXmalice’s dressing room-- and despite wearing an impatient frown while she does it, the tall and wiry woman leans against the door with her arms folded and her eyes set sidelong on her partner as important business is transacted:
“-- I already told you: you gotta put ‘em ALL away if you want a dessert tonight, girl-- ALL of ‘em, even Barbie’n them at brunch…”
They’re both in ring attire: Miwa’s deep blue and purple leather, diamond-shaped halter with a rhinestone border and black leather pants; DAHLIA’s patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape hanging over a black and deep violet leather bralette with a myriad of straps criss-crossing the rippling topography of her shoulders and back; and black shorts with a dull shine and possessive embrace around thickly muscled thighs.
“... yeah-- yeah, obviously, baby girl, with double fuckin’--”
Miwa’s eyebrows bounce with a mixture of warning and self-satisfaction while the corners of her mouth twitch. DAHLIA takes a beat to clamp her hand over the phone and hiss, “Shut the fuck up, Miwa--!” towards her, which only serves to catalyze the mirth bubbling within.
“-- double… sprinkles. Uh-huh!” DAHLIA assures her client as she starts towards the door, pausing just long enough to place a kiss on the cheek of a Miwa who at least has the decency to cover her mouth and muffle the giggles leaking out. “Exactly. So get your little... butt… in gear, and don’t lemme see not one doll Sunday Fundayin’ in your room when we get home-- capiche? Love you too-- oh-- … no, come--... …”
“Love you too,” DAHLIA warmly murmurs, eyes flicking down the hall to make sure she isn’t about to end up on CAMERA right now, “my cute li’l Sugarbug~--”
When she checks the other end of the hallway, is when she starts to hear the popping; the typing; the chiming.
The tweeting.
“... ah, fuck-- -- SHIT, do NOT repeat-- ah, goddamnitiloveyouBYE!”
She doesn’t need to see screen-fixed eyes to recognize the rhythm, nor for her spine to straighten a touch once she does.
Miwa, for her part, regards each and every one of these events with an increasingly broad, heroically restrained smirk, watching through the safety of a crack between her fingers.
The speed-tweeting of Remington Ivory Prescott is a known factor and actually part of his whole Brand. His whole deal. There may be a future in which PresCorp releases its own social media service but that's still in the early planning stages. That's if he doesn't just outright buy Twitter or something first. Decisions are still being considered on that whole front. It's a whole thing.
Adora Kincaid doesn't necessarily know much of anything about anything but her leading walk means that she gets to see things before Remington Ivory Prescott does and there's no doubt in her red pants suited mind that the potential for trouble lies around every corridor when they're backstage like this. The days of being viciously assaulted in other promotions lingers in the back of her head.
This is why she practically stares down the bodies at the other end of the corridor.
Adora's latest bubblegum bubble pops loud enough to have Remington Ivory Prescott looking up from his phone. When he does, he sees past Adora's shoulder and into the distance where he spots familiarity. Too much familiarity than perhaps he was ready to deal with in this exact moment. Still, though, there will be no backing down from this walk along the corridor because that would show some semblance of weakness. Can't have that. Not now.
"Stay Ready." comes from Remington Ivory Prescott as he steps up next to Adora and reaches over to hand her his overly expensive phone. He's going to need his hands free in case this ends up going in a direction that he probably doesn't want it to.
Or does he?
“Get the big bitch’s knees,” is all DAHLIA says as the two parties approach one another, low and molten in Miwa’s ear as she draws near enough to -- improbable though it may be, given almost half a foot of difference -- loom protectively over the platinum-haired woman.
Once upon a time the lonely Prince of Long Island met a stone-fisted pauper from Astoria. Beneath his cocky, insecure elitism beat a loyal heart; beyond her burning eyes and cold shoulder, a protective spirit threatened terrible vengeance upon any who’d threaten her loved ones. The two became fast friends as they journeyed through the wilds of Junior and High School, supporting one another through many a trial and tribulation until their paths began to diverge:
The Prince, destined for finishing in the hallowed halls of the most prestigious wrestling academy in all the land;
The Pauper, striking out for the distant vistas of Tokyo to pursue her own destiny in full spite of her parents’ modest ambitions.
Their bond, however, did not break - not through years of calls and chats; not when he used his connections to buy her a spot at his side in the burgeoning Kingdom to which he’d chosen to lay his claim; not when Wolves and Blackhearts threatened to rip them asunder for the sheer temerity of their arrival.
Not until the allure of gold and long, dark months spent battling temptation while she struggled to regather the shattered fragments of her confidence convinced her that the only thing standing between she and destiny was him, fraying a decade of affection at ruinous speeds.
So as you can perhaps imagine: the Pauper’s more than a little wary at the Prince and his new knight’s approach, enough so to keep narrowed eyes filled with the promise of violence fixed unerringly upon the knight. Fortunately:
In the time since their parting, the Pauper managed, through some great miracle, to earn the favor of a Princess with hair spun from shimmering platinum.
“God,” Miwa huffs, rolling her eyes after a couple seconds spent glancing between DAHLIA, Adora, and RIP, “you two are such fucking dumbasses-- look, Darcy, just--”
“I know,” DAHLIA softly interjects, midway through a long, long sigh. Her gaze then flicks towards Remington, studying him for what may well feel like an eternity before she begins to approach the pair, entirely willing to muscle past the pantsuited woman to reach her charge if she must.
Memory lanes are not a luxury that Remington Ivory Prescott can afford right now. Well, that's a lie because he can afford an entire Memory City. But the fact of the matter is that he needs to be focused and ready to lay waste to whatever foolish people are getting into the ring with him this night. He is, after all, a changed man.
Now he's The Business.
Still, though, brushing past Adora Kincaid just a bit allows him to meet up with DAHLIA at the point of juncture. All corridors led to this here spot and the corridor between the two leads to the stage. There is a moment where Remington Ivory Prescott almost seems to be not ready to go out there. Almost like he'd much rather stay back here and deal with all this past, all this history, all this... everything that seems to be floating around in the air between himself and DAHLIA.
Adora can practically smell the tension in the air and she's right there behind Remington's shoulder. She looks ready to pounce at a moment's notice. She makes that very clear with a, "Boss?" Just say the word. She's ready. She's not even chewing her gum anymore.
Remington Ivory Prescott's hand is enough to keep Adora from going full She-Ra at the moment while he keeps his attention focused on DAHLIA. It takes him a moment but of course he's going to be the one to say something. "I heard you were coming this way." That's what he says. It doesn't sound like he's happy or angry about it. His tone is pretty even keeled with that statement.
Then he realizes how he's acting and his body language shifts. His shoulders drop as he softens and his eyes look a little bit more potentially receptive. He shakes his head and just sighs his way to this next bit. "Ugh, fuck it..." Remington Ivory Prescott extends a hand.
"We good?"
Even though her partner’s cupping her face, silently reminding herself that she actually love this stupid, sweet woman, DAHLIA is entirely ready as well as she stops within mere inches of Remington. Similar to her protective proximity to Miwa, the petite and well-muscled woman might as well be eye to volcanic eye with Prescott, thanks to the sheer gravity of her bearing.
Pale nostrils flare while seething blue eyes pointedly roll down, then up his body. His stiff greeting gets a soft, snorting reply and a hint of a smirk bending taut, purple-painted lips.
But:
Then his body language softens and sinks towards a gentler register, and DAHLIA -- before he’s able to fully voice his acquiescence, before his hand even extends -- snaps her arm towards him, tattoos and scars rippling dangerously as it lashes towards him like a streak of lightning--
-- clamps an iron-clad grip on the back of his neck--
-- and hauls him against herself.
If any ribs wind up broken, it’ll be entirely due to the overwhelming power of her embrace.
“No shit we’re good,” warmly billows in his ear, regardless of the interruption.
There might as well be some bone crunching or something because Remington Ivory Prescott cannot deal with the superior strength that DAHLIA possesses. In fact, there's such a divide between himself and her that he can't even get out of this grip if he wanted to.
"... okay. Okay!" Remington's trying his best here. "Can we not kill me before the match? Thanks."
With this hug happening, even Adora goes back to chewing her gum to prove that she's fine and dandy with this situation. She even likes a little Uncomfortable Remington from time to time. Miwa even gets one of those 'upnods' because this is now a less tense situation.
"Any chance we can go kick some ass now?" Remington Ivory Prescott inquires because he would very much like to no longer be hugged now. It's wrinkling his scarf.
“Even if I gotta use YOU to club ‘em to death,” DAHLIA murmurs.
The warm tone and faint smile say that it’s a joke; the cold-fired edge with which those words are uttered suggest otherwise. So it goes with DAHLIA.
“You kill him, you deal with Cessily and Scott starting a fight over who gets to model first when they play Catwalk,” Miwa evenly notes, giving Adora a faintly apologetic ‘she will probably not ACTUALLY kill him’ look throughout. “Someone will have to hide the body, after all.”
“... christ, Miwa, he’s fucking nine, and--”
“And she will beat the shit out of him, and you will have to sit at his bedside making up dinosaur stories until he stops crying.”
And thus, DAHLIA - knowing that every single word is utterly, unshakably true - reluctantly releases her crushing vice grip on her best and oldest friend, in favor of gripping his face firmly in both hands. “New world; new start; new you; new me,” she utters, low and intent.
“Same us.”
With that, a pair dark leather-clad mothers slips past the Prince and his knight, hardening palpably with each step as the cruel twin flames barely locked within begin to melt through their bindings.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest tonight is set for one single fall!
The arena turns red and the voice of Korey Kill fills the arena, "LETS GET FUCKING SICK!", Then "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits! Korey Kill comes running from the back, charging the ring like a pissed bull. He dives into the ring, sliding up to his knees and flexing before he leaps to his feet bouncing around in his corner, waiting for the match to begin. Korey gives a smirk out to the fans and taunts them as he waits for his opponent or the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… The Sickest Kill… Korey Kill!
The lights go down to a grey, blue-ish steel color as the heart-pumping beat of "Burning Heart" by Survivor hits the speakers. Everyone and their grandmother is up on their feet in anticipation for their hero, their warrior, Kelson Hewitt, to make his way to the stage. Many whip out their phones, hitting "RECORD" in hopes of getting views on the internet for the man they paid a ticket for. Their prayers are answered as "The Man Of Steel" walks out through the curtain with a smirk on his face, rolling his wrists in anticipation for the big fight ahead of him. He dawns his signature tights, each side embroiled with a silver "KH", while he sports a sleeveless jacket that on the back reminds of the others in the back of his moniker. He wastes little time walking down the stage and onto the ramp, where he casually high fives his fans... no, his people, appreciating their respect for his heroism to fight their battle. His eyes lock with the ring he was born to be in, and he makes his way to the steel steps as his name is announced.
Now that the world was reminded of the nickname Kelson has, it's time for him to make it mean something. He walks on the steps, stepping up on the second rope near the corner, and reaches out a singlehand with his fingers extended, feeling the energy of the crowd before leaping down to the canvas. Off went his jacket, being handed too a local member of security. Kelson stood his ground at his corner, getting in a few final deep breaths as he awaits for this contest to begin.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… His Opponent… The Man of Steel… Kelson Hewitt!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and it’s on! The two men instantly swarm each other and start beating each other with big right rapid hands to the head! Korey starts to win out and forces Kelson into the corner! Korey with a big swing but Kelson ducks it and dropkicks Korey in the gut into the corner! Kelson gets up and hits him with a big right hand to the jaw! Kelson runs away into the opposing corner then bounces back and runs over to Korey, hitting him with a big running corner splash! The fans are going wild! Korey is hurt but he takes Kelson’s legs down and the two brawl and trade shots on the mat! Korey picks Kelson up and tosses him in the air to the mat! Korey yanks Kelson up and tosses him to the mat once again as he hits it with big impact and the fans cheer! Kelson holds his neck but Korey grabs him by the hair and slowly pulls him up!
Korey Kill: I lost EVERYTHING motherfucker! EVERYTHING! Now I’m gonna waste you!
Steve White: These two guys have been at each other ever since Kelson stepped foot in EHWF and in recent weeks they’ve tried to destroy each other! Now these two are BRAWLING and they really want to take each other out!
Chuck Thompson: It takes a lot to get under the skin of Kelson Hewitt but what Korey Kill has put this kid through is disgusting!
Korey gets his hands and fingers all in Kelson’s face and nose! Kelson elbows the shit out of Korey’s face and he falls back, holding his now bleeding nose! Kelson runs at Korey! Korey swings! Kelson ducks it then springs up to the middle ropes! Kelson leaps off for a flying kick, dragging it right across Korey’s chest! Korey is pissed! He jumps up and lunges at Kelson who ducks him again! Kelson springs to the middle ropes and then jumps on the adjacent top ropes then springs off and hits Korey with a springing dropkick to the chest! Korey is down again and the fans are going wild! Kelson gets up and he’s had it with Korey’s abuse all these months! He yells at Korey on the mat and lines him up as he gets a pop from the fans!
Steve White: Kelson going nuts on Korey and getting the upper hand right now! Korey is raging though! You don’t want Korey to catch you in this condition!
Chuck Thompson: Korey Kill has spent 2 weeks trying to beat the shit out of Kelson and the week before that he cost him the Global Championship! Of course Kelson was gonna snap!
Kelson runs up and leaps up but Korey catches him and gets him on his back for The Sickest Kill! Kelson thrashes around and waves his free leg around and gets off of Korey’s back! The fans go wild and Kelson instantly hits Korey with a big European Uppercut! Korey with a right hand! Kelson with an elbow! Korey with an uppercut! Kelson with a right hand then another then another then another! Korey is busted open and the fans go wild! Kelson bounces off of the ropes and runs a knee into Korey’s gut! Kelson pushes Korey off of him and then jumps a dropkick into his chest and the fans are going NUTS! Kelson bounces off of the ropes and jumps over a downed Korey! He bounces off of the ropes again and picks up more speed but Korey grabs Kelson and plants him with a huge belly to belly suplex across the ring! The fans are going wild and Korey gets up, wiping some blood from his head as he screams at Kelson down on the mat!
Steve White: Kelson was building momentum but Korey just flattened Kelson with that massive suplex and I don’t know if Kelson is getting up after that one!
Chuck Thompson: That was brutal! Kelson never saw it coming but Korey’s anger just saw him explode and crush Kelson into the mat with that huge belly to belly!
Korey slaps Kelson across the back of the head then propels him into the corner hard! Korey runs up for a corner splash but Kelson barrel rolls out of the way and Korey eats the corner hard! Kelson uppercuts Korey back down into the corner! Kelson runs up and hits Korey with a corner clothesline! The big man stumbles out of the corner in pain and Kelson props himself up on the top rope and the fans go WILD! Kelson leaps off and nails Korey Kill with a massive Springboard Meteora! The fans all go NUTS and Korey rolls out of the ring holding his head and chest as he starts to bleed badly! Kelson bounces off of the ropes and leaps through the middle ropes to the outside, landing on Kill with a huge suicide dive! The fans GO NUTS! Korey and Kelson are exhausted and hurt on the outside as the ref starts counting!
Steve White: THAT’S IT! Kelson has lost his temper! Huge signature springboard meteora! Korey is bleeding badly after that one then a massive dive to the outside and these fans are so loud right now!!
Chuck Thompson: They’re behind Kelson but these guys are hurt and exhausted and the only way Kelson is gonna capitalise off of all of that is if he gets Korey Kill in the ring ASAP!!
Kelson picks up Korey but Korey uppercuts Kelson in the jaw! Korey smacks Kelson’s head off of the apron and then rolls him in the ring! Kill slides in and screams at Kelson in pure rage! He picks up Kelson and props him up on his back but Kill is bleeding and weak! Kelson is able to spin around off of Kill’s back and avoid The Sickest Kill and counter it into a hurricanrana! The fans lose it! Kelson forces himself up and springs off of the middle ropes! He lands on Korey Kill with a lionsault! The fans are on their feet now and Korey Kill stumbles up! Kelson stalks him from behind! The fans cheer and Kelson grabs Korey but Korey shoves Kelson into the ropes! Korey goes for Killariat! Kelson ducks it and spins Korey around and positions his boot under Korey’s chin then hits him with his Steel Toed Boot - Inverted Stomp Facebreaker! The fans go NUTS as Kelson covers Kill!
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2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The Man of Steel… Kelson Hewitt!
Steve White: He did it! Finally Kelson Hewitt defeats Korey Kill one on one! That’s huge for this kid! Korey Kill fucked around and he found out!!
Chuck Thompson: All that talk and all that abuse and Korey Kill couldn’t back it up in one on one competition as Kelson Hewitt picks up a big win and rakes in that momentum here tonight!
The fans are going wild! Kelson Hewitt is smiling in the corner as he pulls himself up and raises his arms! The fans go wild for him as Korey Kill rolls out of the ring, bleeding and dizzy as Taylor Kill comes down the ramp.
Steve White: Korey loses this one… Now his soon to be ex-wife is coming out down the ramp!
Chuck Thompson: His soon to be ex and my soon to be soon to be!!
Taylor Kill gestures to the ramp and 4 big burly men in white nurse attire make their way down. Korey Kill looks up and his eyes go wide. He points at Taylor and Taylor tells the 4 men to take Korey! Korey runs into them and they all try and hold him down but he thrashes around and fights them!
Korey Kill: I lost EVERYTHING motherfucker You can’t do this to me! NOO! I LOST EVERYTHING! You fucking bitch, I’ll fucking kill you! Let me go!!
Steve White: What the fuck is going on!? Who the heck are these psych nurses and why are they trying to take Korey Kill!
Chuck Thompson: Taylor Kill is having Korey Kill committed! What the fuck is she doing right now?!
Kelson Hewitt watches the whole thing unfold. He’s confused but continues to watch on as does Taylor! One of the nurses sticks Korey in the neck with a syringe and Korey goes limp! The fans go NUTS as Korey Kill is carried off up the ramp and out of the area, backstage! Kelson is even more confused then before but the fans cheer for him again as his music comes back on!
Steve White: They took Korey Kill dammit!!
Chuck Thompson: Taylor Kill wanted a divorce but she got Korey taken to an asylum instead!
Kelson goes back to the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the cheering fans as we fade out.
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Annihilation was running as planned until the cameras went backstage where we saw, the returning Kevin Hunter sitting in front of the camera with a smile.
"The Devil Incarnate" Kevin Hunter: "I'm sure your all happy to have me back in EHWF, but the truth is I didn't want to come back to be in the second goddamn match of the night--Conner Creed is getting a shot at something that belongs to me, Wilmer Patacky holds what belongs to me; the EHWF World Championship! But you got me teaming with Remington Ivory Prescott, Diana Bellerose and some team called, motherXmalice... this is exactly why I was glad when EHWF went out of business. I'm a former EHWF Junior Heavyweight Champion, a TWO-time EHWF World Champion--I simultaneously held both EHWF World and Junior Heavyweight Championships... and this is how you bring me back? Facing a man that I've beaten multiple times, Chris Matthews--hell I unified two of ECWF's titles by beating that motherfucker! But than you wanna throw Brian Phillips, Kori Argentum and The Wolves into the mix? I'm a fucking Legend in this business and that's how you're gonna have me return?"
Shaking his head, Hunter leaned forward.
"The Devil Incarnate" Kevin Hunter: "You've got a Chaos superstar going after my EHWF World Championship, Mayhem's World Heavyweight Champion... my World Heavyweight Championship! I didn't come back to EHWF to be treated like shit, I came back here to be a three-time EHWF World Champion, or Global Heavyweight Champion... I came here to break fucking records, and break Wilmer and Ana in half! As far as the "number one contender" goes, Conner knows who was the superior athelete when we were World Tag Team Champions... it was ME, I was the superior athlete! But you enjoy your failure of a chance to become EHWF World Champion again!"
Leaning back, Hunter snickered. Shaking his head back and forth, he leaned back against the seat he was sitting in.
"The Devil Incarnate" Kevin Hunter: "As far as this little idiotic return match management has put me in... this message is for my tag team partners, Remington, Diana, motherXmalice--" [leaning towards the camera] "Stay the fuck out of my damn way, kids. I've come Miami to do what I have always done better than any motherfucker I've stepped into that ring with... cause agony, pain and suffering and most importantly, Bury a whole lot of poor bastards Alive in the middle of that ring! But as long as you motherfuckers stay the hell out of my damn way, the same won't happen to you!"
Hunter got out of his seat, kicking the chair away, he looked directly into the camera.
"The Devil Incarnate" Kevin Hunter: "As far as my opponents tonight goes, Brian Phillips, Kori Argentum and The Wolves--I hope you enjoy your night out of the ring, because WHEN you step into that ring... your stepping into that ring with the DEVIL Internate and when you step into that ring you're gonna find out why they call me the Devil Incarnate now! And when I get my EHWF World Championship, I won't just be the Devil... I'll be the Alpha King!"
Hunter gritted his teeth in anger before walking out of the camera frame and the scene would transition back to the arena.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a 10 person tag team showcase and it’s set for one fall!
The Lights go out in the arena, as a crack of lightning hits the stage, forming a blue flame. On the other side a single crack of lightning hits as an Green flame appears on the other side. The flames die out as Immortalized by Disturbed begins playing.
Feed the fire that is raging inside
This is go time, this is showtime
We will fight till their wills are broken
This is game time, an insane time
As the Lights come on Mister J is standing with his arms crossed at the top of the ramp with Danae and Kassandra on either side of him. They turn and walk to the centre where Mister J is standing, then turn as they await Legion. Legion comes from the back walking in front of Mister J pointing down to the ring, where Danae and Kassandra walk down the ramp. They scoff off the fans, as they look at their opponents. Danae moves to the back of the ring as Kassandra slides underneath the bottom rope. Legion and Mister J watch from the top of the ramp as Legion lifts her hand and snaps her fingers, the lights go out once more. As the snap is heard again, Mister J and Legion are at ringside watching, as her girls are in the ring. Kassandra standing in one corner and Danae in the other watching, waiting for their opponents.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… Danae and Kassandra… The Wolves of Legion!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… Their partner… Kori Argentum!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And their partner… Next… HardKore… Brian Phillips!
The camera looks at the ring and begins to move around it slowly. The fans in the audience wait patiently until the lights go out. You finally hear the words spoken throughout the arena with a deep voice. The Mega-tron was red, along with the mini-Tron, the stage, and the ramp. There's a logo there on all of them, and they begin to spin.
♪ I am a soldier
I stand ready to deploy, engage and destroy my enemies
I am The God of War ♪
The song "God of War" by Dirty Wormz ft Tech N9ne and Krizz Kaliko begins to play over the P.A System. That's when Fireblast from the sides and Chris Matthews comes out from the back. On the mini-tron, you see on the right side that says, "Embrace my vision" the middle part has Chris Matthews's face, and on the left side, it has CM. On the Mega Tron, it says CHRIS MATTHEWS with his logo behind it. He's wearing black wrestling tights with a white and rest start on his right leg, black knee pad on his left knee, red knee pad on his right side with his name and logo written in black. He has three red lines on his left side of his tights. He's wearing black wrestling boots with his logo and name on the sides. He has a red jacket with black fur hitting his neck.
♪ I am the God of War! Yeah, in my mind I'm a killer on the front line
Hardline, primed for wartime
In my bloodline, death by design
On the frontline still spitting hot iron
And my battle cry keeps me energized
This is suicide mentally I'm victimized ♪
He's wearing a black glove on his right hand and he brings that arm up as the fans go crazy. He lowers his hand as the lights start to flash faster and faster by the second. He begins to walk off the stage and moving down the ramp. He stops in the middle of the ramp and looks around at the fans.
♪ Too many times, too many lies
Who will survive, who'll be denied
And there ain't no sympathy for what they did to me
Squeeze and my clips run empty
Raw infamy, build intensity
Still kill 'em all to my murderous symphony ♪
He starts to move again and walks towards the steel steps. He walks alongside the ring and turns around as his backrest against the ropes. He looks at the crowd for a few more seconds before entering the ring. He takes off his leather jacket and tosses it outside. You can see black wrist tape on his left wrist. He grabs the ropes to make sure they are secured enough. He looks at the ramp and waits for his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Their Partner… Chris Matthews!
The lights go black, then "Machine Gun" by Portishead begins to play. Each round of rapid-fire drum beats triggers a scattershot shower of white beams throughout the arena; each distorted guitar riff fires tiny, shining holes through the otherwise solid black field on the 'tron.
The moment Beth Gibbons' voice begins to waft through the air:
... the lights snap on, revealing the back of a short but powerfully built woman with a patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape drawn, and a rippling, tattoo and scar-strewn bicep flexing;
And a somewhat taller, leaner woman right in front of her, hunched low with platinum blonde hair hanging like a veil as she bobs from side, an agitated readiness at odd with her long, languid breaths.
As Gibbons' voice stretches, Miwa slaps the ramp and springs up to her full height while DAHLIA snaps around at breakneck speeds, only for the two women's hands to meet in a tight clasp while several streams of violet sparks burst into the air at 45 degree angles to frame them. In perfect time, they draw together to share a brief kiss that ends with DAHLIA turning a cocksure smirk towards one half of the audience and Miwa giving the other a broad smile while her eyes are still hidden. DAHLIA then drapes her arm over Miwa's shoulders; a larger, vertical pyro charge jets up behind the pair as they begin walking to the ring.
Together, they are motherXmalice.
As they make their way down the aisle, DAHLIA eagerly shit-talks, flips birds, and even blows smug kisses towards any fans who provoke her, if only by rooting for their opponent; Miwa, meanwhile, just meets the odd fan with gleaming predator eyes eagerly seeking tender muscles and vulnerable joints.
Also, the occasional middle finger.
Upon reaching the ring, DAHLIA hops to plant her knee on the apron, then straightens and sits on the middle rope to further widen the gap she's opening up for her partner. Right afterwards, Miwa leaps up to the apron, grabs the middle rope, and swings herself through the gap in one fluid stream of motion, leaving DAHLIA to leap over the top rope. Once her feet meet the mat, she throws a fist into the air while stalking towards the center, and Miwa does an acrobatic roll to meet her. Once they're together again - back to back, standing and hunched, just like before for a beat - DAHLIA seizes the drape in one hand. Once she flings it aside, Miwa thrusts upright, throwing up splayed hands that clench the air when she hits her full reach while DAHLIA throws her arms out to either side as if she's inviting the whole world to square up.
They head for their corner once their music begins to fade down, with DAHLIA sinking back to lounge against the turnbuckles with her arms draped over the ropes, and Miwa adroitly bounding up to the second rope, then top turnbuckle so she can take a seat and let her leg dangle over DAHLIA's shoulder.
In spite of their casual posture, DAHLIA's fingers drumming on the ropes, Miwa's foot bouncing against the turnbuckle, and two sets of laser-focused eyes speak volumes about their mutual impatience as they approach the cusp of violence.
Illa Isabella: And their opponents… First up… motherXmalice!
The lights go out in the arena, as a white curtain drops from the ceiling. The music begins to kick in as a woman stands behind it for a moment. The woman then raises her hands to her sides as she begins posing behind the curtain as the lyrics begin.
It's a human sign
When things go wrong
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong
The curtain drops revealing Diana Bellerose standing behind it, with her rookie Anna Ross. Diana steps through putting her hands up by her side, again as Anna steps beside her waving at the fans. Diana slaps her hands down, then lifts the bottom part of her jacket she is wearing, starting to walk down to the ring, Anna follows her sighing a bit, as she reaches out for the fans. Diana ignored her for that one, as she stopped at the bottom of the ramp, looking up into the ring. She points then Anna goes over and climbs up on to the apron and opens the rope as Diana stands there for another moment.
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you (oh)
Some things lookin' better, baby
Just passin' through (no, no, no, no, no)
Diana then turns to the stairs and goes over to them. She climbs up them, and steps through the waiting ropes, she then poses for a moment walking around the ring, before heading over to the corner climbing up the turnbuckle and flipping her blonde hair. She points to her corner as Anna then moves into it, standing there. Diana then drops her jacket to her, and moves to the middle of the ring to watch for the opponent.
Illa Isabella: And Their Partner… The Wild Rose… Diana Bellerose!
The TRXSH GACY Remix of "The Red Capes Are Coming" by Junkie XL & Hans Zimmer fades in as the lights in the arena dim. The voice of Remington Ivory Prescott comes in.
"What's my superpower?"
A money green spotlight shines down upon the stage where we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott standing tall and proud in the center of the stage. The green light bounces off the diamond ring that's prominently displayed on his pinky. Adora Kincaid steps out right behind him.
"I'm rich."
As the lights come back up, he holds his hands up to embrace the love or the hate as hundred dollar bills rain down from above him. Remington Ivory Prescott brushes his shoulders off with a smug arrogance.
With an arrogant stride, Remington Ivory Prescott his way down the ramp, ignoring any of the cheering or jeering fans. His attention is focused on the ring and he takes his sweet time climbing the steps and walking down the apron. He ducks under the ropes and goes to stand in the center of the ring where he basks in whatever attention comes from the crowd.
Eventually, Remington Ivory Prescott backs into a corner of the ring, pulling off his scarf to hand to Adora Kincaid as he settles in for this match.
Illa Isabella: And Joining them next… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as he makes his way out on the ramp. Kevin Hunter takes his time walking down the ramp and looks both left and right before getting to the steel steps. Kevin Hunter makes his way up the steps and gets in the ring. Kevin Hunter gets to the corner and waits for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And Finally Their Partner… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Kevin Hunter is circling the ring with Chris Matthews as the two old rivals get in each others face and start shouting at each other! Chris Matthews with a right hand! Hunter responds with one of his own! They trade right hands until Matthews boots Hunter in the gut! Matthews whips Hunter into the corner and goes to follow up with a running move but Hunter with a back elbow! Matthews stumbles into the centre of the ring and Hunter takes him down with a lariat! Hunter picks Matthews up and plants him with a big suplex in the middle of the ring! Hunter picks him back up but Matthews slaps him away and dropkicks Hunter to the mat as the fans go wild! Matthews picks Hunter up but Hunter busts Matthews’ lip open with a big right hand! Matthews bleeds and Hunter is able to plant him with a belly to belly in the centre of the ring! The fans are going nuts and Hunter berates Matthews while he’s down on the mat! Hunter starts to stomp out Matthews while he’s down there!
Steve White: Matthews and Hunter have gone head to head many times but this is the first time in EHWF! These guys have had some epic battles!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter is BACK in EHWF and he’s not playing nice! He wants the EHWF World Championship back!
Hunter grabs Matthews by his hair and pulls him up into a big right hand! Matthews jumps up and nails Hunter with a dropkick! Hunter is down and Matthews yells in frustration as he dive tags Kassandra into the match! Kassandra runs in and punts Hunter in the ribs before he can get up! Kassandra grabs Hunter by the face and digs her nails in but Hunter elbows her in the face and dive tags Miwa Iizuka into the match! Miwa vaults over the top rope and lands a big forearm from the sky to Kassandra! They both get up and Miwa ducks a swing from Kassandra and gets her in a waistlock! Miwa starts to club Kassandra in the back but Kassandra tosses Miwa into the corner! Kassandra hammers Miwa with some big shots to the head! Kassandra backs off and goes for a running corner move but Miwa dives out of the way and Kassandra eats the corner hard! Miwa hits Kassandra with a running pump kick and Kassandra falls into the corner! DAHLIA holds Kassandra in the corner as Miwa runs up and nails Kassandra with a running corner high knee! Miwa tags in DAHLIA and comes off of the corner, holding Kassandra by the hair!
Steve White: Aww shit! This one is going off the chain right now as the debuting motherXmalice are tearing it up right now! Miwa Iizuka and Kassandra brawling it out right now and Miwa gets the tag to Kassandra!
Chuck Thompson: mother malice are intensity personified as the debut here tonight! Miwa so impressive but now DAHLIA comes into this one and they’re gonna do something big right there!
Miwa has Kassandra in place as DAHLIA comes in! DAHLIA hits a running pump kick from one side while Miwa hits Kassandra’s legs with a running drop kick from the other. Upon recovering, they link hands over the opponent's body and blow kisses at each other, similar to their entrance; they then drop simultaneous elbows, hitting Beauty in the Breakdown as the fans go WILD! The fans are on their feet as the ref gets Miwa out of the ring! DAHLIA hooks the far leg of Kassandra!
1…
2…
NO!
Danae runs in and breaks it up at the last second! DAHLIA picks up Kassandra and dishes out a big right hand that rocks her! Kassandra falls into the corner! DAHLIA runs up to follow up but Kassandra jumps up and DAHLIA runs face first into her boot! Kassandra then desperately tags in Danae! Danae runs in and charges DAHLIA but DAHLIA cradles a running Danae up and spins her in the air off of her momentum and then plants Danae with a huge spinning sideslam! The fans GO WILD! DAHLIA grabs Danae by the hair before she can crawl away! DAHLIA hits Danae with a big right hand then another then another then shoves her against the ropes and finally picks her up and slams her down with a hard scoopslam as the fans go wild! Kassandra tries to run in but DAHLIA side-steps her and tosses her over the top rope to the outside!
Steve White: DAHLIA with the skill as she starts to dominate this one and takes down both Danae and Kassandra in this hot contest! mother malice are definitely impressing here tonight and they’re gonna be a tag team to watch for sure!
Chuck Thompson: DAHLIA doing so much work now and she could very well end this one right here as this team takes the spotlight tonight!
DAHLIA goes to pick Danae up but Danae has had time to recover and elbows DAHLIA in the face! Danae rushes over and tags in Kori Argentum! Kori leaps over the top rope and lands a dropkick into DAHLIA! DAHLIA goes spilling over into her corner! She uses the ropes to get up but Diana Bellerose blind tags into the match! The fans are going wild! Diana rushes in and ducks Kori and hits her with a neckbreaker! Diana gets Kori up and hits her with a forearm to the face then a right hand then spins a kick into her midsection! Diana bounces off of the ropes but Kori runs up and takes Diana out with a running leg lariat! The fans are on their feet! Both women are up and Kori gets Diana in a headlock and transitions it into a hammerlock! Diana reverses it into a wristlock then whips Kori into the ropes! Diana ducks down and hits a running Kori with a big back bodydrop! The fans go nuts! Diana stomps on Kori then climbs to the top rope! Kassandra tries to interfere but Diana kicks her off off the apron!
Steve White: Kori and Diana going for it! Diana dominating right now as she debuts here tonight as well! Diana so impressive as she goes up top and she’s not taking shit from anyone here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Diana looking damn fine out there tonight as she gets to the top rope! Is she gonna end this one right now, dammit?!
Diana leaps off with a moonsault but she lands right on Kori’s knees! Kori rolls to her corner and tags in Brian Phillips! Diana is in pain and rolls over and tags in Remington Ivory Prescott! Of course Remington is showboating when he gets in! Brian runs at him but Remington ducks him and hits Brian with a cross jab! He hits him with a right hand, a quick jab, left left right! Brian smirks after he takes the blows and Remington’s expression changes! Brian hits Remington with big right hands then levels him with a lariat! Brian pulls Remington back up for his DDT but Remington shoves Brian away! Remington goes to leave the ring through the ropes and the ref stops Brian from advancing! Remington shoves the ref out of the way and clubs Brian in the back and knees him in the gut! Remington follows up with a big vertical suplex and the fans go wild!
Steve White: Remington Ivory Prescott! One of the most intense, brash and underhanded young stars to step foot in EHWF in 2022! He goes head to head with HardKore Brian Phillips right now and he’s doing damage!
Chuck Thompson: RIP is young, he’s talented, he’s got money and skill and he’ll do whatever it takes to win! What more could you want in a competitor! This guy is ability personified right now!
Chris Matthews loses his temper on the apron and drops off as he goes to ditch his team! Remington celebrates in the ring and taunts Matthews as he gets to the bottom of the ramp! Remington advances on Brian but Brian boots him in the gut! Brian goes for the DDT but as he kicks Remington gets out of it and bounces off of the ropes and levels Brian with a lariat! Brian is back up! He takes Brian out with another one! Remington whips Brian into the ropes but Brian comes back and takes Remington down with a diving shoulder block! Brian is tryna save this one! He grabs Remington and plants him with a sideslam! Remington kicks away and takes refuge against the ropes, telling the ref to break it up but Kevin Hunter blind tags in and RIP isn’t happy about it!
Steve White: Again RIP tries to get tricky but Hunter has had enough and he tags himself in! RIP is pissed off about it though! Hunter not playing around!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter wants to send a message and he’s not going to wait for Remington Ivory Prescott! He’s gonna get in there and do it himself!
The fans are going nuts! Hunter and Brian just start all out brawling! Both men start to bleed as they trade punches and the fans go WILD! Hunter with a knee then an elbow to the top of the head! Hunter whips Brian! Brian reverses it but Hunter reverses that! Hunter bends down but Brian kicks Hunter in the head when he bounces back and Hunter is hurt after that big boot to the skull! Adora Kincaid tosses the “Kryptonite” ring to RIP on the apron! RIP steps through and when Brian turns to face him, RIP hits Brian with Kryptonite Overture the Power of the Punch w/ "Kryptonite" Diamond Ring! The ring gets imprinted on Brian’s now bleeding forehead! He stumbles into Kevin Hunter who then hits him with Killer Effect! The fans go NUTS! Kevin Hunter covers!
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The team of… mother malice, Diana Bellerose, Remington Ivory Prescott and Kevin Hunter!!
Steve White: Oof! Remington Ivory Prescott with that Kryptonite Ring assisted punch to the face damn near knocked Phillips out cold, saved Hunter and got this team a win! RIP doesn’t give a shit, he’ll do whatever just to win!
Chuck Thompson: A HUGE win for this team here tonight! What a match that was! Now these 5 have the task of taking this momentum to their respective brands and carving out a career!
The winners get in the ring. RIP and Kevin Hunter have a stare down as Hunter’s music hits. RIP yells over at the announce area and argues with them and the music changes to Remington Ivory Prescott’s theme. Hunter isn’t impressed but RIP starts to try and celebrate with them all and take centre stage.
Steve White: Well RIP definitely has confidence and no shortage of it, you gotta give him that!
Remington holds his arms out to the fans who give a mixed reaction as the rest of the competitors in the ring watch him and we fade out.
One of the side doors to the FTX Arena in Miami, Florida opens up and someone damn near struts right on in...
We're taking in the shot from below as the expensive black shoes make their way down the back corridor of the FTX Arena in Miami, Florida... and just the walk itself is so focused, so driven that this person isn't in the business of being stopped or asked any questions. It becomes obvious that it's a woman as we continue our way up and her hands are tucked slightly in the pockets of her suit pants. There's a stylish Burberry belt wrapped around her waist which we get a glimpse of during the pan up. Her torso is revealed and the rest of the all black suit is pulled together with a matching Burberry tie. Her long black hair is laid smoothly down past her shoulders and the woman comes to a graceful stop at the end of the corridor.
?: You.
We pan over to one of the random stagehands that looks up from pushing the catering cart. He immediately stops in his tracks, frozen like a deer in headlights. He holds a finger to himself as if to ask 'Me?'
The woman doesn't even grace that with a response. She moves right along to what she's here for.
?: Staff Lounge.
She sounds impatient already and she just walked in. That can't be a good sign.
The poor stagehand trembles just a bit before he points down another corridor to the left of the woman.
?: Thanks.
She gives him a wink and turns to head down the new corridor.
?: You're Fired, by the way.
As we turn to follow the woman down the new corridor we get a glimpse of the poor (quite literally, now) stagehand's look of shock. With a frustrated expression, the young man snatches off his apron and turns around to stomp his way to the staff locker room or something.
The woman's expensive shoes lead her down the corridor to where a small sign that reads: 'Lounge' is leading to a set of double doors. She doesn't even hesitate, not for a second, before she reaches for those doors and pulls them open wide.
The woman steps inside the lounge where we get to see most of the staff for EHWF events and this show in particular. A quick pan around the room from the woman's point-of-view gives us a shot of Fernandez Gomez, Mya Gomez, Alejandro Gomez and a few of their special guests, such as Wesley Kendrick and a host of familiar celebrity faces. Everyone seems to be quite enjoying themselves so the collective turn towards the now open doors is equivalent to a record scratching.
?: Ladies and Gentlemen...
The woman reaches into her pocket and comes out with a small piece of gum. Which she begins to unwrap.
?: My name is Vanity Reign.
Everyone's faces start to twist up in confusion but she doesn't give anyone a chance to say a word.
Vanity Reign: I am your new Assistant General Manager of Chaos...
Vanity pops the piece of gum into her mouth and steps forward, tucking the now empty wrapper into the pocket of some random celebrity guest's shirt. She chomps on her gum with a devilish smirk.
Vanity Reign: And I believe we have a lot to talk about.
We fade out on Vanity Reign's devilish gum-chewing grin.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is an open challenge battle royal and it’s for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Azzurra Rissi's music hits and the fans get up and start making some noise. Azzurra comes out and looks either side of the stage first before making their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get up the steel steps and look out at the fans before they get into the ring and raise their arms while they wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… Azzurra Rissi!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain, wearing his blue and black facepaint with his black and blue gear along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the back of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder. Also has a penguin, walrus and a polar bear stitching on the left-hand side of his chest, stating Stop Climate Change.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to finally start.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… The Iceman… Konrad Raab!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next… Chemic!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: And now… Making his way to the ring… Ace Pena!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… She is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
Kickstart My Heart kicks in and Remi's arrival to the stage comes in a casual strut even if her head is bopping to the beat of her theme. She takes a moment to drink in the arena's scene while the music courses through her body. Soon enough, she can't help herself and she's jamming out and grooving with the Motley Cru all over the stage. She's tossing horns up and randomly air guitaring down the ramp and toward the ring, even stopping for the occasional fan's invisible microphone to sing out with her theme.
At the ring, Remi hops up onto the apron and turns around to throw her hands up to the crowd. She ducks inside and climbs up each of the top turnbuckles, throwing up rocker horns and screaming the lyrics out at the crowd. Once done, she backs herself into one of the corners, leans back, pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her top and pops it into her mouth with a thotty wink into the nearest camera.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… She is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are going wild as Remi Skyfire is pumped and ready to defend. The others all look a little apprehensive but the fight breaks out! Ace Pena targets Joanna and instantly tries to throw her over the rope only to have Azzurra rush in and try and make the save! They fight and wrestle against the ropes! Konrad Raab and Remi Skyfire come in close and trade some blows! Remi with some kickboxing combos and Raab with some boxing lefts and rights! Raab with a big swing misses Remi and she punishes him with a big belly to belly! Chemic clubs Remi in the back! Chemic picks up Raab and headbutts him against the ropes! He tries to eliminate him but Raab drops Chemic with a right hand! Remi runs up right after Chemic goes down and clotheslines Raab right over the top rope to the outside floor!
Illa Isabella: Konrad Raab has been eliminated!!
Steve White: Oof and just like that, Remi Skyfire eliminates Konrad Raab! Konrad won’t be getting the Jr Heavyweight Championship back tonight! This guy really has to try harder from now on Chuck!!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad desperately needs to bounce back and he’s gotta work at that but there are 5 people who remain in the ring and we know how dangerous Remi Skyfire has become! She has built herself into a top competitor in EHWF in just a couple of months and now she’s defending her belt against whoever accepted here tonight!
Azzurra and Joanna fight Ace off but Chemic comes over and tries to toss Ace over the top rope! Joanna and Azzurra both team up against Remi! They snap kicks into her and she takes it but Remi drops Joanna with a right hand then drops Azzurra! Remi picks up Azzurra and tries to eliminate her but Joanna with a punch, saves her! Azzurra and Joanna look at each other and double dropkick Remi to the mat! Joanna springs off of the middle ropes and lands on Remi with a springboard splash! Azzurra and Joanna get together again and line up Remi! Remi gets up and they advance for a double clothesline but Remi is so much faster and levels both women with a double spear on them! Azzurra and Joanna are down! Remi grabs Azzurra and throws her to the outside as the fans go NUTS!
Illa Isabella: Azzurra Rissi has been eliminated!!
Steve White: And there goes Azzurra! You can’t stop Remi like that! You can hit her with anything you like, she’s just gonna take it and come back twice as pissed! You gotta find another way!
Chuck Thompson: Remi building momentum and steam here right now! Who is capable of stopping this girl?!
Joanna grabs Remi from behind and runs her to the ropes and tries to get her over! Joanna tries to get Remi over the top and eliminate her but Remi hits her with an elbow to the head! Joanna goes down! Remi plants Joanna with a big suplex! Chemic runs up and drops Remi with a big running body block the second that she gets up! The fans are going nuts! Chemic grabs her by the chin and raises Remi up then boots her in the midsection! Chemic pulls Remi in and raises her up for his Chemical Plant piledriver! Remi kicks around while suspended in the air then gets her boots back on the mat and lifts Chemic up with great strength and tosses him out of the ring with a body drop! The fans lose it and go NUTS!
Illa Isabella: Chemic has been eliminated!!
Steve White: Another one! Chemic went to plant Remi but she powered through and tossed his ass out! Now Remi has proven to truely been unstoppable!
Chuck Thompson: Well if she wins here AGAIN tonight, I really don’t know who the heck is capable of beating her?!
Ace runs up and snaps a kick into Remi’s midsection! Joanna comes from behind and takes Remi out with her wheelbarrow bulldog and Ace stomps on Remi’s back! They get her down! Joanna grabs Remi for an elimination but Ace grabs Joanna and tosses her over the top rope! She saves herself on the apron and the fans go wild! Ace turns around and notices and he’s pissed! He slaps his boot and runs up for his Phantasm running boot but Joanna pulls the top rope down and he goes right over and spills to the outside while Joanna holds on to the ropes and the apron!
Illa Isabella: Ace Pena has been eliminated!!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Ace was 2 seconds from taking Joanna out there and she saw him coming! Ace is out and now it’s only Joanna and Remi and Joanna definitely has her work cut out for her tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Remi is getting up but Joanna is already on it! Joanna could do it here tonight!
Joanna leaps to the top rope and flies off, hitting Remi with a flying hurricanrana! The fans are going wild! Joanna knows she’s gotta act quick so she picks Remi up and tosses her into the ropes! She tries to get her over but Remi is way too strong for her! Remi knocks her down! Joanna is up but gets a German Suplex from Remi! Joanna doesn’t want to let it end like this! Remi gets her up on her back and tries to throw her over but Joanna grabs the top rope and shakes it then gets off of Remi’s back and punches her then hits her again and again and again! Remi blocks the last one and grabs Joanna by the head and tosses her over the top rope! Joanna catches herself on the apron!
Steve White: Joanna refusing to lose this one now but she’s in trouble!
Chuck Thompson: She’s teetering! Remi isn’t graceful either so anything could happen right now!
Remi charges! Joanna pulls the top rope down! Remi goes over and the fans go NUTS! Remi catches herself on the apron! Both of them get up on the outside of of the apron and stabilise themselves! Joanna runs up for Celestial Shot but Remi runs and takes Joanna out with a spear on the apron! Joanna holds her torso and coughs and splustters! She tries to forcer herself up with the ropes and the fans are going wild! Remi jumps up from the apron to the middle ropes and then springs off with amazing balance and hang time as she gets a flying double knee facebuster - her Sex Pistol in right on Joanna! Joanna takes the knees hard to the face as she falls to the outside! The fans Go NUTS! Remi holds onto the ropes on the apron and raises her arms!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
Steve White: What a battle at the end there! What a skirmish but Remi Skyfire impresses yet again and this time she just beat all oncoming challengers in her open battle royal to retain the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: I gotta say, the undefeated Remi Skyfire is looking more and more unstoppable after every match! Who’s capable of competing with her in EHWF!?
Remi’s music hits as she helps Joanna up and the two shake hands as the fans go NUTS! Remi gets her title belt and goes over to the ropes where she holds it high to the cheering fans!
Kickstart My Heart is still playing as Remi Skyfire celebrates in the ring with the EHWF Junior Heavyweight championship. The crowd is cheering her in appreciation of her second defense of the title that she's held since Christmas. The camera cuts to a close shot as she climbs the turnbuckle and holds the title high over her head and catches something in her expression change as she’s looking up at the championship belt. Slowly she descends the turnbuckle, still looking at the title, then nods to herself. She places the Junior Heavyweight strap over her shoulder and calls for a microphone as her music dies out.
Jaysus fuck…what a match, yeah?
She pauses to catch her breath as the crowd offers it’s renewed appreciation for the match they just saw. Having caught her breath, she shifts the title to her other shoulder and continues.
That’s the kind of thing that happens when you're the Champion, though. You’re hunted, targeted like some trophy and if you don’t stay on your toes you get got. I’ve twice defended the Junior Heavyweight Championship, against multiple people both times, and proven I’ve got what it takes to stay not just one step, but a half mile ahead of the entire division. I’ve just proven that I’m untouchable, that regardless of who came before me, this is my title and I will define it.
She pauses again to pat the title.
So…I’m going to do something that a lot of you might think is crazy. Y’see, I know this title belongs around my waist, I know that I can hold it for basically as long as I want, and I know that there’s no one in the division that can touch me for it…that’s why I’m going to vacate the Junior Heavyweight Championship effective immediately. This title is destined for bigger and brighter things and so am I, but not together. See, I’m not just quitting, no-sir, I’m vacating this title to invoke Section 32.
She pauses to allow the crowd to take in what she just said and the reception goes from confused booing to cheers as Remi revealed she will be challenging for one of EHWF’s top titles.
Oh, but which one?! Which title will the Blackheart come after next? Which Champion should start sweating? Nah, I’m holding that one close. Let them all sweat, let them all look over their shoulder, cos I’m comin’. I was put on this planet to be champion and it’s going to happen. Where and when? Well, I guess everyone will just have to wait and find out!
With that, she takes the title off her shoulder and hands it to the referee before dropping the microphone and exiting the ring as her music picks up again.
As the camera cut away from the match to Brain HardKore Phillips and a nicely dressed woman clearly set up for an interview only for the plans to go out the window when like a flash of lightning someone came from off camera and layed out Phillips with a clothesline. It was only when everything was said and done, and HardKore was knocked out on the floor did we see that it had been none other than Conner Creed who didn’t even look at the inteviewer before turning to the camera only pointing at them with his bat and giving a quick.
“Out!”
Before turning his attention to the camera and smiling at the camera a sinister grin that looks all too familiar to those watching at home who knew all too well the violence that usually followed.
“Do I have your attention?”
Conner asked the camera ignoring what had to have been a clearly terrified camera man as he continued. Pausing just long enough to finish the bottle of whisky in his other hand and throwing it to the ground smashing it into a million little pieces.
“I sure as fuck hope so, because this right here isn’t going to be just another Pay Per View, no you see tonight is going to be down right fucking historic your going to be able to look back on tonight years from now and tell anybody who will listen the story about the time you watched this show tonight. And while the details will be fuzzy or forgotten entirely the one thing that will forever be sketched into your mind is going to be the main event. And not just because of the beat down that I’m going to be putting Wilmer Patacky through no because as fun as that’s going to be that’s a repeat of what happened last Mayhem with the violence turned up to eleven. No what you’re going to remember, what’s going to go down in the history books is going to be the fact that tonight, is going to be the night where that EHWF Championship title finally FINALLY gets put around my waist.”
Conner said as he brought the baseball bat into the palm of his free hand. Matching every emphasized word to help get his point across.
“And I say historic because that’s EXACTLY what it’s going to be, because once I get ahold of that title I am never letting that goddamn thing go, Alexandra Kendrick and Wilmer Patacky be damned because while their more than welcome to try and take it from me along with ANYONE else stupid enough to get in that ring with me. The exact same thing that’s going to go down here is going to happen to them they’ll talk a lot of shit throw a punch or two and then end up a bloody fucking stain on the mat. Because I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again I’m a whole knew breed of monster that none of you mother fuckers have seen. I proved that when I did what none of you other pathetic little bitches couldn’t and knocked Patacky’s ass out for that three count, and I’ll prove it all over again in this main event.”
Conner stopped to laugh again this time just as sinister as the last as he shook his head.
“Because the only one who thinks that this match is going to end any other way than me standing over an unconscious Wilmer Patacky is the poor son of a bitch who’s holding my title right now. And Wilmer the only reason why you still thing that your going to beat me tonight is because you are the most delusional mother fucker I know. And I hope you’re watching this Wilmer rather it’s hiding in the hotel room or in the locker room right now I really hoping your watching this because I’m going to give you one last chance to not only save yourself a trip to the hospital but your own career because Patacky if you do get into that ring with me if you really are that fucking stupid and I know you are. Then your not walking out of it, no they’re going to have to carry you out piece by goddamn piece. Because you already saw what I could do to you in a normal match, but you’re in my world now bitch, and that means that there’s no rules, or refs to save you’re ass and I can take my sweet time take you apart with my little friend here”
Conner raised the beaten bat like a prize as he continued to speak showing off his weapon of choice.
“Along with anything else I can find underneath that ring, hell anything I can find in the stadium. And NO ONE and NOTHING can stop me do you got that?”
Conner lowered the bat with a frustrated sigh and a smirk as he continued on.
“Of course not because if you did you would have mailed me that title after the beating I gave you at Mayhem before hiding under the largest rock you could find. No instead I know exactly what your going to do you’re going to ignore this act of kindness, your going to go down to that ring pretending your hot shit, and then I’m going to bring your world crashing down around you before I knock your sorry ass out AGAIN!”
Conner yelled again as he slammed his foot down on the knocked out performer on the ground earning a groan from them as his foot came down on whatever part of their body off screen.
“But even though I know exactly how this is going to play out like I said I’m here to offer you one last chance to just give me the EHWF Heavyweight Championship and walk the fuck away. Not out of the kindness of my heart, or because I’m a good guy but because after what I fucking do to you tonight I want to have the excuse that I gave you an out. I want the blame for the slaughter that’s about to happen to be on your head, not mine.”
Conner brought the bat back up again into the view of the camera and pointed it down the lens at his opponent who he clearly hope was watching.
“So Wilmer surprise me for once and make the smart play here huh? Forget about being a hero, forget about being the champ, and make the best career move you’ve ever had and just give it up. Because if you don’t I’m going to make sure that your walk down that ramp is going to be your fucking last.”
Steve White: Its time for the final match in an epic saga!
Chuck Thompson: Brandon Bash and Eric Smith meet head on in a honest to goodness straight up wrestling match!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and gentlemen! Its time for the 20 minute iron man match!
The crowd erupts and jumps to their feet.
Chuck Thompson: Hell yes!
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… EHWF Hall of Famer ...Brandon Bash!
The lights in the arena flicker off, as the opening to "Nimble Bastard" by Incubus begins to play throughout the arena. Out from behind the curtains steps Brandon Bash. The crowd surprisingly cheer the once most hated man of EHWF. He is wearing his h his wrestling trunks that are black and have a BB logo similar to the Daredevil DD, in a font that is wrapped in barbwire on the back of them. Brandon looks around at the crowd, flashing a cocky smirk as he stops halfway down the ramp. He brings his palms together, then bows his head slightly while closing his eyes. It seems as if he is saying a small prayer, before opening his eyes and flashing a small, sadistic grin across his lips as he makes his way down the ramp. He climbs up the steel steps, wiping his feet on the apron before climbing in through the middle rope. Brandon would then pace around the ring a bit, before stepping over to a random turnbuckle. He would once again flash his trademark sadistic grin, as he popped his knuckles, then his neck as "Nimble Bastard" begins to fade away as he awaited for the bell to ring.
Steve White: Bash went old school tonight!
Illa Isabella: And next his opponent… Also EHWF Hall of Famer… Eric “The Rage” Smith!
The lights go out across the arena and foot steps can be heard. The screen fills with static as man in a skin like mask appears staring into the camera and abruptly pyro shoots up across the arena and The devil and I by Slipknot plays over the PA system. Eric Smith walks out from behind the curtains and is center stage wearing black trunks, boots, elbow and knee pads with his mask on. As he takes the roar of the crowed in, he rips the mask off his head and walks quickly to the ring. As he nears the ring, he spots the smallest fan and puts the mask over the child's head with no emotion and then slides into the ring. Wasting now time, he makes his way to the turnbuckle furthest away and leans on it and waits for the match to start.
Chuck Thompson: The crowd is electric!
Steve White: When was the last time we got to see these men have a straight up match!? They are both ring veterans, I cant wait!
Both men meet in the middle of the ring as the referee begins to explain the rules of the match. A 20 minutes time clock pops up on the screen. As the the referee finishes up the instructions, both meet begin to push each other forehead to forehead. Then the referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Bash and Smith lock up and begin to move around the ring. Smith pushes Bash and he pushes back. Eric spin Brandon into a headlock and grinds his arms into his head. Brandon shin rakes Smith and pushes him into the ropes. Eric bounces back ducks under a clothesline and hits the ropes again. Brandon leans down for a back body drop, Eric goes over his head but instead of landing on his back, he lands on his feet. Brandon runs at him and ducks under a clothesline attempt by Smith. Both men bounce off the ropes on opposite sides of the ring and meet each other in the middle in a shoulder block. Neither men are moved as they stare at each other in anger.
Steve White: Are we sure these guys are middle aged?
Brandon and Smith immediately start swinging punches. Bash hits with a right and Smith with a left. Brandon kicks Smith in the stomach. As Smith leans over, Bash positions him for suplex. Bash lifts him over his head and drops Eric. But Bash does not release. He stands back again with Eric for another. Smith somehow reverses the suplex and lifts Bash over his head and slams Bash onto his back.
Crowd: This is wrestling! This is wrestling! This is wrestling!
Eric Smith stands back up to his feet and stares at Bash and smiles. Eric walks to the corner and sets up the KOT punt kick as Bash crawls on the ground.
Chuck Thompson: Are we about to see the first pinfall?
As Eric runs towards Bash. Bash suddenly jumps to his feet and hits Smith in the chin with the Texas Chin Massacre! Bash immediately covers Smith for the first pin fall.
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Steve White: How the hell…?
Brandon rages and starts to scream at the ref. As he gets closer the referee warns him to back up or he will be DQed. Brandon spits on the referee's shoes and walks back towards Smith. Brandon pulls him up and waves at him bye bye and sets him up for the Wicked Prayer. But Bash waits to long and Eric lifts Bash into the air and back body drops him to the hard floor outside the ring. Eric stumbles to the ropes and catches his self. Brandon can be seen on the outside getting back up. Eric climbs between the ropes and stands on the apron. Just before Bash notices him, Eric leaps off the mat and sends a flying knee into the chin of Bash. The referee yells at them both to get back into the ring. Smith just screams back at him “You cant count us both out!”
Steve White: He makes a good point!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out! They are coming…
Eric has Bash and Slams his head into the announcers table. As Bash stumbles away, Eric grabs his head again and slams it into the ring apron. Bash again attempts to stumble away as Eric follows him. A fan holds out a beer to Smith who shrugs and drinks it. As he does this Bash turns back around and kicks Smith in the balls!
Chuck Thompson: Caught slipping!
Brandon immensely grabs Smiths head into a DDT position and lays him out on the hard floor with a spike DDT!
Steve White: That's gonna be felt for a while!
Bash immediately slides back into the ring and stares at Smith who is now covered in a crimson mask of blood on the outside. Bash smiles as the referee begins the count.
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Eric is now on his knees.
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Eric places one foot on the floor.
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Eric is now on his feet.
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Eric attempts to slide under the ropes and Bash kicks him away.
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Eric spits blood into the face of Bash. Bash moves away from the ropes as Eric slides back in.
Chuck Thompson: That was way too close! Not one pinfall and we are more than halfway done!
As Brandon Bash gets his wits back, Eric runs at him and hits him with the Breathless boot to the chest! The crowd erupts. Eric falls to the ground and begins to crawl towards Brandon's lifeless body.
Steve White: Hurry!
After what seems like an eternity, Eric makes the cover on Bash
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KICK OUT!
The crowd erupts in boos. Eric's face looks distraught and disappointed as he lays on the mat. Blood is still seen slowly leaking from his forehead as he turns over on all fours and attempts to stand up. He grabs the ropes and pulls himself up. Out of nowhere Brandon Bash grabs Eric and rolls him up for the pin with a handful of Erics tights.
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Chuck Thompson: Leave it to Bash to never play clean!
Bash screams while laying on the mat. Both men make it on their knees and stare at each other in the center of the ring. Before either man gets back up, Brandon slaps Smith across the face. Eric stares at him, grins and sends a slam across Brandon's face. Brandon grabs the back of Eric's head and sends a right hand. Eric retaliates and hits Brandon in the stomach and Smashes his forehead into Brandon's nose. Brandon is now busted wide open but does not seem to care. Both men are back on their feet and keep swinging punches at each other. Brandon plays dirty again and kicks Smith in the nuts again puts Smith into The Royal Flush position (test drive), spins Smith and drives him to the mat. Brandon slowly crawls over to Smith and pins him
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Bash jumps into the referee's face and screams “He placed his bets! He can't kick out of the Royal flush!” As the referee screams back Brandon notices the clock with only less then 9 minutes to go and neither man has a pinfall. Bash's face changes from panic to a smile. He reaches into his trunks and pulls out a wad of cash.
Chuck Thompson: What the hell?
Steve White: Dirty money…
Brandon walks over to the referee and hands him the money. The referee back away from Bash looking confused. Brandon Bash then fans the stack of $100’s at the referee who just stares at him. Slowly the referee reaches out and takes the money from Brandon Bash.
Chuck Thompson: You dirty son of a bitch!
Steve White: He cant keep him down long enough, so now hes gonna buy his pin!
Brandon slides out of the ring and immediately reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair wrapped in barbed wire! The crowd erupts in boos. Brandon smiles and shh’s them. Brandon slides back into the ring. As Eric is getting back up he turns around as Bash throws the chair at him. Eric catches the chair. This is a mistake! Brandon then superkicks the chair into his face. TEXAS CHAIR MASSACRE!
Steve White: Oh come on…
Eric falls to one knee as blood drips from his face. Falls to another knee as Bash walks up to him. Eric wobbles and Brandon just pokes him. Eric falls on to his face. Brandon stares at Eric, spits on him and rolls him to his back. He looks at the referee and smiles. Brandon puts his boot on the chest for the pin.
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Brandon cant believe it. He yet again screams at the referee. He points to the pocket and the referee apologizes. Brandon laughs and slaps the refs face and he can be heard saying “force of habit. Its ok. Lets do it again”. Brandon swaggers to the turnbuckle as Eric lays on the mat. He climbs to the top rope and points at the referee who nods and gives Brandon a thumbs up. The clock shows 60 seconds to go. Out of nowhere the crowd erupts as security and another referee hit the ring. The ref who took the money looks terrified as he's grabbed by security. Chaos ensues while Brandon is still on the top rope. Eric Smith is suddenly seen standing. Before anyone can act, he grabs the crooked referee and wipes him into the corner towards Bash. This causes Bash to fall on the top rope and smash his nether regions. As the referee turns around hes might with a big boot the chest.
Steve White: BAH GAWD!
The new referee clears security out of the ring with 30 seconds to go. Eric is already climbing the top rope with Bash. Bash attempts to fight him but again gets a headbutt to the nose. Eric places Brandon into the super fall away position. The crowd erupts as he stands on the top rope with Bash.
Chuck Thompson: Is this the old school Truly Breathless?! Oh my GAWD
Eric flips Bash up and over his head while flipping into a moonsault on top of him. Bash slams into the mat with Eric on top of him with 8 seconds to go. The referee begins the count.
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The crowd counts down the last 5 seconds
5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner with the only pinfall of this 20 minute iron man match… Eric “The Rage” Smith!
Steve White: I don't know if we call that a masterpiece or disasterpiece!
Eric slowly makes his way to his knees. The referee raises his arm as the crowd cheers him! Eric looks over at a downed Bash and stares at him. Both men are hurt and exhausted. Neither man gets up to their feet. The fans are going wild and Eric falls back and sits against the ropes as he looks on at Bash with intensity before we fade out.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest tonight is set for one single fall!
Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie come out as the fans cheer for them. They go to the ends of the stage and hype up the crowd before meeting back in the middle and high fiving. Zoe and Jade sprint down the ramp and slide in the ring as they take off their jackets down to their ring attire and get to either end of the ring up on the turnbuckle and raise their arms to the cheering crowd. Zoe and Jade get down and get to their corner as the strategise, waiting for their opponents to come out so they can start the contest.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… The Challengers… Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie… Future Shock!
The fans start to cheer as Joyride hits the PA system. Nina and Thea come out on the stage in the smoke and lights as the fans cheer for them. They both pose on the stage for a moment before they come down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans. They come down the ramp and slide inside the ring. They get to a corner each and raise their hands to the cheering crowd. They get off the turnbuckles and come over to the ropes on the side of the ring and Thea leans on them with her arms raised while Nina gets up on the second ropes next to Thea and raises an arm. They get down and get to the corner to wait for the bell to sound.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… Their opponents… The EHWF Tag Team Champions… Nina Chanell and The Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli… Joyride!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Thea and Zoe tie up! Thea gets Zoe into a wristlock but Zoe twists it into a hammerlock! Zoe with some knees to Thea’s back! Thea judo flips Zoe over her back but Zoe lands on her feet! Zoe with a back elbow to Thea! Zoe runs up and springboards off of the middle ropes but Thea hits the mat and ducks it! Zoe crashes to the mat and Thea follows up with a big bulldog! The fans are going wild! Thea springs up onto the middle ropes and leaps off! She goes for a splash but Zoe dodges it! Thea hits the mat! Zoe off of the top rope and she drags a big flying kick across the chest of Thea! The fans are behind this one as the get to their damn feet tonight! Zoe grabs Thea by her hair and tosses her in the corner! She runs up but Thea dives out of the way and Zoe eats the corner! Thea goes for a corner move but Zoe with the back elbow! Thea runs up to rebound but Zoe lifts her and drops Thea chin first on the turnbuckle as the fans go wild for the fast paced action!
Steve White: After all the battles that Thea and Zoe have had and after all of the intensity between Joyride and Future Shock - we’re finally getting to see these two teams do battle with the titles on the line!!
Chuck Thompson: My favourite match of the night! Thea and Zoe are beating the crap out of each other! There’s no love lost here as this one heats up!
Thea and Zoe trade lefts and rights! They pull each other’s heads into big rights! The fans are going wild! Zoe with a wild slap across Thea’s face! Zoe snaps a kick into Thea’s side then a big kick into the other side of her neck! Zoe bounces off of the ropes and swings but Thea ducks it and grabs Zoe’s neck then plants her with a big neckbreaker! The fans are cheering! Thea springs onto the middle ropes then to the top rope then flies through the air as she nails Zoe with a missile dropkick! The crowd is really loud off of that one! Thea scoops Zoe up on her shoulder! Zoe elbows Thea in her face then slides off of her and gets her in a waistlock! Zoe twists into a wristlock then gets Thea in a headlock! Zoe pushes off of the ropes with Thea in her grasp then slams her with a big karate flip on the mat and keeps her in the chokehold on the mat! They slowly get up! Thea goes down and kicks up off of the mat and elbows Zoe in the face! Thea drops Zoe with a big knife edge chop! Thea springs off of the middle ropes with a big lionsault! She hooks both legs!
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Steve White: Thea taking Zoe down and then hitting her with that big lionsault for a near fall! That was massive! These two are really going at it tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The belts are on the line and remember what Joyride said. Future Shock has never beaten Joyride and in this recent feud of theirs, Future Shock has come off the loser every single time!
Thea picks Zoe up but Zoe hits Thea with a jawbreaker! Zoe gets Thea against the ropes and gets her in a sleeper hold when she bounces back! Zoe has it locked in! Thea is fading and struggling! Thea with great strength hoists Zoe up and slams her down with a back body slam! Thea is hurt but she breaks out of it! They both get up and Thea gets Zoe in a hammerlock! Zoe stomps on Thea’s boot HARD and Thea yells in pain as she lets go! Zoe with a mean elbow then a roundhouse! Thea is down and Zoe drops a leg across her chest! Zoe wants to finish it! Zoe springs off of the ropes for a moonsault but Thea rolls away and Zoe crashes into the mat! Zoe yells in pain and Thea leaps up and dive tags Nina into the mat! Nina gets to the top rope and the fans go WILD as she leaps off and hits Zoe with a flying hurricanrana!
Steve White: Zoe takes control of this one but Thea gets the tag to Nina and Nina with that massive flying hurricanrana! These fans are going nuts! Nina putting it all on the line there and Zoe taking it hard!
Chuck Thompson: Nina’s arm is damaged from the big all in brawl last week! This is gonna slow Joyride down, that’s for sure!
Nina is clearly hurt on her right arm. She picks Zoe up slowly and hits her with a right hand then another then another then another! The fans go wild as Nina bounces off of the ropes but Zoe jumps up and hits Nina with a jumping dragonrana! The fans lose their shit! They both get up! Nina ducks Zoe and takes her out with a half hearted lariat! Zoe is up but Zoe snaps a kick into Nina’s bad arm! Zoe gets Nina’s arm and gets her into a standing armbar! Nina yells in pain as Zoe transitions it into a chickenwing and Nina is in a lot of pain! Nina is able to get out and hit Zoe with an armdrag! Nina can’t use her right arm now! They run at each other and Nina wins out with a dropkick! Zoe spills over and tags Jade into the match! Jade comes in and takes Nina out with a clothesline! Nina is back up and Jade takes her down with another clothesline! It looks like Jade might line Nina up for another but Jade hits Thea with a back elbow to the face and knocks her off of the apron as the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: Zoe and Jade targeting the bad arm of Nina! Jade in this one now as she takes out both Nina and sneakily takes out Thea! Now Jade wants to capitalise and now is the perfect time with Nina’s arm so badly hurt!
Chuck Thompson: Jade cut off Thea so Nina couldn’t get the tag out! Very smart! Now Nina is gonna have to keep fighting with that heavily damaged arm!
Jade gets Nina up on her back and she’s looking for her Blackout finisher! Nina knees Jade in the face while she’s up there and gets off of her back! Nina dropkicks Jade to the mat! They get up but Jade snaps a big kick into Nina’s bad arm! Nina screams in pain! Jade runs up and bounces off of the ropes then hits Nina with a springboard elbow! Jade tags Zoe back in and the fans go crazy! Jade hits Nina with a standing hurricanrana! Nina is seated in pain as Zoe dropkicks her in the back then Jade dropkicks her in the face! Jade rolls out and Zoe goes for the cover!
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Steve White: Near fall! Zoe gets back in and Future Shock with the double team but Nina stays alive! Nina isn’t done yet!!
Chuck Thompson: Thea isn’t happy about that though! Watch out!
Thea comes in and shoves Zoe off of Nina! Thea wants to check on Nina’s arm but Jade rushes in and clotheslines her and Thea over the top rope to the outside! Zoe sees her chance and goes for her Shockwave kick! Nina ducks it! Nina hits Zoe with a running hurricanrana! Nina takes refuge on the ropes! Jade jumps up and hits Nina with a hangwoman as the fans boo but Thea pulls Jade down and knocks her out with a big right hand! Zoe rushes through and baseball slides through the ropes and hits Thea in the face! Zoe back in the ring as the fans go wild! Nina is hurt! She goes for a clothesline! Zoe ducks it and snaps Nina in the head with Shockwave! Nina is down! Zoe falls onto the ropes in exhaustion! Zoe looks around and sees everyone is down! The fans go NUTS as Zoe gets to the top rope! Zoe leaps off for the biggest move in her arsenal and leaps through the air, landing on Nina with her Supernova Flash 720 Splash! The fans LOSE IT! Nina tries to push Zoe off of her but she only has one arm and she’s too hurt! Zoe covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie… Future Shock!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! They did it! How the heck did they pull that off! Future Shock are the new EHWF World Tag Team Champions! The Titles are going to Chaos! What a match! What a battle!
Chuck Thompson: Nina just couldn’t survive with that bad arm and Future Shock were more cunning! I better go and see if Nina’s OK over there!
Thea grabs Nina from the ring and pulls her outside. Thea checks on Nina and Joyride look really disappointed. Thea helps Nina and checks on her arm while Zoe’s music hits and Zoe and Jade get their arms raised with the Tag Team titles in the centre of the ring! The fans are going wild as we fade out.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a Legion’s Tomb Match and it’s for the EHWF Global Championship! The only way to win is to seal your opponent inside the large tomb at the foot of the ring apron and then wheel the tomb up to the platform on the stage!
The lights go out in the arena, as a cling sound like coins being tossed in the air is heard. The screen begins to flicker, as a man is showing walking through a forest, tossing three gold coins in the air. He follows a path carrying the coins and a lantern. A woman stands towards the end of his path, as she turns to him. She keeps her head down, as the man offers her the coins, she inspects them, as she looks down as he begins to kneel. She places her hand on his shoulder as the screen shuts off, and the two appear on the stage, the song begins playing, as Legion turns to the crowd, placing the gold coins in her chest, Mister J standing behind her.
Wolves asleep amidst the trees
Bats all a swaying in the breeze
But one soul lies anxious wide awake
Fearing no* manner of ghouls, hags and wraiths
For your dolly Polly sleep has flown
Legion begins her slow walk down from the top of the apron, as she sways with the music her eyes glowing in the dark. She looks up into the ring where there is no one awaiting her, as she makes her way to the bottom, turning slowly as the beat begins to pick up.
Don't dare let her tremble alone
For the witcher, heartless, cold
Paid in coin of gold
He comes he'll go leave naught behind
But heartache and woe
Deep, deep woe
As she climbs the stairs, she slowly slides into the ring, with red spotlights on her. She cackles slightly, as she looks around. She then slowly backs into a corner sitting down, staring up the ramp as Mister J makes his way to ringside. The lights come on, as the music cuts out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… The Challenger… The Queenslayer… Legion!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… She is the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are going NUTS! The tomb is at the end of the ring on the wheel cart. Ana and Legion circle each other and come in to tie up but Legion gets Ana around the waist! Ana forcefully grabs Legion by her head and tosses her across the ring! Legion is up but Ana switches some MMA knees into her midsection before Ana tosses her in the air and down crashing to the mat again! Ana goes to follow up but Legion rolls out of the damn ring! The fans are going wild as Ana slides out as well! Legion grabs a kendo stick from the outside! She runs up and swings it at Ana but Ana ducks it! Legion goes to come back but Ana hits her with a take down and forces the kendo stick off of her! Ana starts beating Legion on the outside in a ground and pound with big hammerfists!
Steve White: Tonight Ana Somnia, one of the most talented and strong athletes and fighters on the planet is in foreign territory tonight! Legion has said it’s her destiny to win the Global Championship. She tried to take Ana out in the Meltdown Chamber and tonight, she’s vowed to seal Ana away and steal her title!
Chuck Thompson: Right now these two are doing battle but Ana is pounding the crap out of Legion with those huge fists!
Ana grabs Legion and runs her over to the tomb but Legion reverses it and Ana hits the tomb back first! Ana winces in pain as Legion follows up, stoning Ana in the ribs against the tomb! Ana grabs Legion by her head and smacks her face off of the tomb as the fans roar! Ana opens the tomb and tries to shove Legion in there but Legion elbows Ana in the face! The fans are going wild! Ana again tries to get Legion in there but Legion closes the large door to the tomb! As the lid slams shut, Legion grabs onto the tombs handles and back elbows Ana in the face! Legion then grabs Ana by the hair and starts hitting her with right hands! Ana loses her temper and presses Legion overhead and slams her down on the hood of the tomb! Legion yells in pain as she slides off to the floor! Ana smacks the tomb and growls as she walks around!
Steve White: Ana is beating Legion up and smacking her off of the tomb there! That tomb looks so ominous and the only way you can win is if you lock your opponent inside and wheel the tomb to the top of the stage!
Chuck Thompson: That’s not gonna be easy but Legion has so much rage and she’s got a million tricks up her sleeve!
Ana goes to pick Legion up but Legion pokes Ana in the eyes! Legion follows up with a Legion Uppercut then rolls back in the ring! Ana slides in after her! Legion goes to stomp her but Ana grabs her leg and hits her with a take down then starts beating the shit out of Legion with big right hands! Legion rakes Ana’s face to get out of it! They get up and Legion claws at Ana’s back with her nails! Legion boots Ana in the midsection but it has no effect and Ana LEVELS Legion with a massive lariat! Legion gets up all dizzy as Ana grabs Legion from behind and plants her with a German Suplex! The fans go nuts and get behind the action as Ana plants Legion with another German then another then another! Legion is fucked up after that last one but Ana with one final one, lets Legion go and she crashes half way across the ring! The fans are going NUTS as Ana slides out of the ring!
Steve White: Jeez! This is not going the way Legion had hoped! Ana’s power is just overwhelming Legion and everything she’s throwing at Ana right now! She’s throwing Legion around like a rag doll!
Chuck Thompson: Ana Somnia has had an up and down few weeks! After beating her girlfriend last week, fighting Legion off and winning the Global Championship in the Meltdown Chamber - this is brutal!
Ana opens the tomb lid again then rolls back into the ring. Legion pulls herself up in the corner but Ana runs over and hits Legion with a big corner splash! Ana yells at Legion and starts to brutalise her in the corner with her Tae Kod flurry of strikes and roundhouse kicks in the corner but half way through the lights go out and the fans are going WILD! The lights stay out for a moment but when they flicker back on - Kassandra and Danae, The Wolves are standing across the ring from Ana and Legion is nowhere to be seen!
Steve White: Oh shit! We knew something was gonna happen! Lights out and now The Wolves are out here! The numbers game! Legion is gone and now Ana’s gonna have to fight 2 on 1!
Chuck Thompson: She’s beaten The Wolves on her own before but this isn’t an ordinary match! If Ana is busy with Kassandra and Danae all night, Legion can swoop in and take her out right at the end!
Kassandra and Danae swarm Ana and they try and beat her down! Ana fights back and it turns into a brawl! Ana drops Danae with a fist then does the same to Kassandra! Kassandra is up and ties up with Ana but Danae rakes Ana’s back from behind! Kassandra with a big right hand to Ana’s face! Ana stumbles backwards and Danae clubs her in the back! Kassandra and Danae both whip Ana over the top rope but Ana catches herself before she hits the tomb and stops on the apron! Kassandra charges Ana but she hits her with a thrust to the torso through the ropes! Danae comes over for a running move but Ana punches her in the face and she falls down with Kassandra! Ana climbs to the top rope and the fans go NUTS! Ana wipes some blood from her lips and waits for Kassandra and Danae to get up! Ana launches a moonsault through the air! The fans go WILD! Ana lands on The Wolves and takes them down! The fans are going wild but Legion slides back in the ring from behind and cracks Ana in the back of the head with the Kendo stick! Ana goes down and Legion smacks the Kendo stick over Ana’s back!
Steve White: Ana Somnia just INCREDIBLE as she takes out The Wolves! Legion taking advantage though and after the fight, sneaks in and cracks that Kendo stick over Ana’s back! That was brutal!
Chuck Thompson: Ana and Legion both looking beat up but The Hive can team up 3 on 1 here tonight and get Ana in that damn tomb! Ana in trouble now!
Legion snaps the Kendo stick over the back of Ana’s neck! Ana is bleeding from the countless scratches and has big bruises from the beatings and kendo stick shots! Legion grabs Ana by the hair and tosses her through the middle ropes to the apron! Legion gets out of the ring and grabs Ana. She tries to get her in the tomb as the fans cheer but Ana grabs onto the tomb and stops Legion! Ana is too strong and she smacks Legion’s head off of the corner off the tomb! Legion starts to bleed profusely from her forehead! Danae limps to the outside and slams the tomb shut! Kassandra comes from the other side and clubs Ana in the back! Ana grabs Kassandra and tosses her into the side of the wheel cart holding up the tomb! The tomb is out of place! Danae tries to intercept but Ana pops Danae up and plants her into the side of the wheel cart with a big body slam! One of the wheels comes off of the wheel cart and the tomb again moves place!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Ana is beating the shit out of The Hive but they’re breaking the damn wheel cart under the tomb! They’re gonna need that if they want to win!
Chuck Thompson: Ana doesn’t seem to care, she’s just destroying everything in her path right now and Legion can’t believe it! The 3 on 1 not going as they hoped but Legion still plotting here!
Legion has had time to recover and plan and cracks a steel chair over the back of Ana’s head! Legion then opens the chair up and throws it at Ana, sending a bleeding Ana falling backwards! Kassandra growls and grabs Ana by the hair and tosses her into the barricade as The Hive makes some ground! Kassandra goes to follow up but Ana hits her with Pila Udar (Buzzsaw Kick)! Danae and Kassandra are down on their hands and knees! Ana grabs both of them from the floor and hoists them up then with incredible power, plants them both on the outside ground with a double German Suplex! The fans go nuts! Legion is wide eyed! Ana is breathing heavy with adrenaline and kicks up off the floor! Danae and Kassandra are all over each other! They’re groggy and disoriented as they try to force themselves up but Ana runs off at amazing speed and double spears BOTH of The Wolves through the BARRICADE! The fans go NUTS! Kassandra and Danae explode right through the barricade!
Steve White: OH SHIT! SHIT! Ana just freaking speared BOTH of The Wolves through the damn barricade and they’re done! They’re out! They may have done the damage on Ana already though!
Chuck Thompson: Ana has taken out The Wolves! Legion can’t believe it! What the heck!? Is anything capable of stopping Ana Somnia?!
The fans are going wild! Ana gets up but Legion jumps on Ana’s back and claws at her face! They both fall against the tomb! The lid slams back down and the fans are cheering! Ana boots Legion in the midsection and hoists her up then plans her with her Zver’ Bomb on the hood of the tomb! Ana’s force causes the wheel cart to collapse and fall apart! The tomb and Legion hit the floor as Legion falls off to the ground! Ana looks around and wipes some blood from her forehead. Ana gets on the apron and asks the ref what happens down that the cart is down? While Legion is down we see Mother of The Hive make her way down the ramp. She looks disapproving of Legion who looks up at her. Mother slides Legion her Legion Staff before Ana turns around. Mother of The Hive makes her way back up the ramp. Legion conceals the staff under her as Ana turns back into the action and advances on Legion!
Steve White: The wheel cart has collapsed and the tomb is on the floor! How the heck are they gonna get it up the ramp to the platform now! That just threw a spanner in the damn works here tonight in this BRUTAL contest! The fans are going nuts!!
Chuck Thompson: The Mother of the Hive just appeared and she snuck the Legion Staff to Legion! Ana didn’t see it and that might be it for Ana there! Is Legion gonna capitalise here tonight?!
Ana opens the lid of the tomb. She grabs Legion and hoists her up to Zver’ Bomb her in there but Legion cracks Ana in the head with the Legion Staff! She hits her again and again until she gets off of her! Legion smacks Ana in the back with the Legion staff and rolls her in the ring as the fans boo! Legion gets in the ring as Ana gets up and swings once more but Ana grabs her and takes the staff off of her! Ana snaps the Legion Staff over her knee and Legion is taken back! Legion runs at Ana but Ana plants her with a big STO! Ana picks Legion up but Legion thumbs Ana in the eye! Legion tosses Ana over the top rope to the apron as Ana saves herself before the tomb!
Steve White: Legion has tried every damn trick in the book but Ana still gets up! Legion is in shock! Legion with that thumb to the damn eye and now she’s desperate! She wants to get Ana in that tomb right now!
Chuck Thompson: Even if she gets her in the tomb, how is she supposed to get it up to the platform!? Legion has no idea what to do now!
Legion spits her Black Chinese Mist in Ana’s eyes and Ana falls to the apron holding her face! Legion is trying everything and anything! Legion grabs Ana by the chin but Ana still can’t see! Legion strikes Ana with a shoot kick to the head then another then another then another! Ana, still blinded shoves Legion away! The tomb is opened and Legion looks at it as she sees Ana getting up! Legion gets to the top rope and the fans go NUTS! Legion leaps off of the top rope for her Air Legion hurricanrana but with ridiculous balance and strength, Ana catches Legion on her shoulders! Legion is in shock! Ana holds her up and she hits her with a Zver’ Bomb from the apron right into the tomb! Legion slams into the tomb and the lid shuts from the impact! The fans are going NUTS! Ana slides off and comes over to the tomb! Legion tries to get out but the lid is too heavy! Ana raises the lid up and slams it down on Legion’s head then locks the latches, locking Legion in the tomb!
Steve White: Not even the damn Black Chinese Mist could stop Legion! Ana with STRENGTH catches Legion midair and Zver’ Bombs her into the damn tomb and now Legion is locked in! Ana has Legion locked in the tomb!
Chuck Thompson: How the heck is she gonna get it up to the platform though?!
The fans are super loud with cheers. Ana looks around, she can’t wheel the tomb up the ramp with the broken wheel cart. Ana tosses one of the wheels around and looks over the tomb. Ana grabs the tomb and with her strength is able to stand it up! The fans are going nuts! Ana takes a deep breath and lets the tomb fall on her back as she hoists the tomb up on her back with incredible strength and power! Ana grunts as she stabilises herself and carries the tomb on her back with the fans getting the loudest they’ve been tonight! Ana carries the tomb up the ramp to the platform on the stage! Ana slams the tomb down on the platform and the fans go WILD as the pyro goes off around the tomb! Ana watches on as the stage opens up and slowly swallows up the tomb as she retains her title after this battle!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner AND STILL the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! She does it again! Ana Somnia with that amazing strength, carries the damn tomb to the platform and puts Legion away! Ana Somnia defends and still proves to be unstoppable! What. A. Match!
Chuck Thompson: Ana came up against the entire Hive tonight and still got the job done! Who the heck is capable of stopping Ana Somnia?! Legion called herself a Queenslayer but she was never a Goddesslayer…
Ana raises her arms and wipes blood from her forehead as she is handed her Global Championship belt on the ramp! The fans are going wild as the carnage is viewed from above! Ana Somnia raises her arms but suddenly…
Remi Skyfire’s music HITS!
Steve White: What the HECK! Remi Skyfire!!
Chuck Thompson: No WAY! She activated Section 32 to get a top tier title shot! Is that what this is about?! Talking about finding someone to stop Ana Somnia? How about someone who is also unstoppable in Remi Skyfire!
The fans GO NUTS as Remi’s music plays! Remi Skyfire comes out and the crowd erupts as Ana looks on with her title belt in her hand! Remi Skyfire and Ana Somnia come face to face and the fans are going NUTS! Remi and Ana are smirking and speaking to each other as Remi points at Ana’s belt and signals around her waist!
Steve White: Remi Skyfire is gonna challenge Ana Somina! I can’t believe it! BAH GAWD!
Ana raises the title high and the two touch foreheads! Remi signals around her waist and Ana shoves her! Remi shoves her back and the two go to grapple but a bunch of refs rush over and break it up! Remi smirks and mouths off to Ana as Ana shoves the refs away and raises the title belt high! The fans are going WILD as we fade out backstage!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest tonight is set for one single fall and it’s for the EHWF World Championship!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Here Tonight… He is the challenger… Conner Creed!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
ONE.
TWO.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he threw his right hand up into the air to show off the EHWF World Championship to the world! Wilmer looks up at the championship with a look of joy on his face as he lowers his arm back down to his side, looking out at the crowd and nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then suddenly make a break for it down the ramp and slide into the ring underneath the bottom rope before quickly pushing himself up to his feet! Wilmer would then spin around in circles with his arms spread out, the EHWF World Championship swinging around as he spins his way to the center of the ring. Wilmer would then suddenly stop and slowly raise his right arm into the air, once again showing off the EHWF World Championship as he continues to nod his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would do a little bit of skanking around in the ring with the title before handing it over to the referee and backing into his corner. Wilmer gets in a few last minute stretches while he awaits for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… His opponent… He is the EHWF World Champion… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
Conner Creed and Wilmer Patacky are in each others faces. They insult each other and talk trash as they’re forehead to forehead but Wilmer strikes first with a right hand! Wilmer and Conner trade big blows! Conner knees Wilmer in the gut and clubs in him in the back then whips him into the corner! Wilmer holds his back in pain as Conner runs up and hits Wilmer with a big corner clothesline! Wilmer stumbles out of the corner and Conner hugs him and hits him with a big belly to belly suplex! The fans are going wild as Conner gets up and yells at Wilmer who is down on the mat! Wilmer looks up at Conner and flips him off! Conner smacks his hand away and boots Wilmer in the face! Wilmer rolls out of the ring and holds his mouth in pain! Conner slides out of the ring and goes to give chase!
Steve White: Conner Creed has made things so hard for Wilmer since returning! Conner wanted a shot at Wilmer and the EHWF World Championship and he’s got it BAH GAWD and now both of these men are beating the shit out of each other!
Chuck Thompson: Don’t forget, Creed has already defeated Wilmer once. He’s just gotta do it once more here tonight to be the World Champion!
Alexandria Kendrick: That’s not gonna happen… If anyone is going to destroy my ex-husband’s dreams and take that belt from him, then it’s going to be me. I’m rightfully the number one contender. Creed shouldn’t even be in this match tonight. How pathetic.
Wilmer grabs a light tube from the outside floor and smashes it over a running Creed’s head! Creed didn’t see it coming and there’s glass everywhere! Wilmer grabs Creed from the floor and rams him back first into the apron! Creed yells out in pain and Wilmer whips Creed into the barricade! Wilmer gets on the apron as Creed starts to get up! Wilmer springs onto the middle rope and moonsaults to the outside but Creed dives out of the way! Wilmer lands on his feet and the fans go wild! Wilmer runs at Creed but Creed hits Wilmer with a pop up apron bomb! Wilmer yells out in pain as the fans go wild! Creed grabs a ceramic plant pot on the outside! Wilmer is dazed but Creed fucks him up when he smashes the ceramic pot over the back of Wilmer’s head! Wilmer and Creed are both bleeding on the back and the tops of their heads! Creed grabs Wilmer by his hair and starts yelling at him as the fans are going wild! Creed rolls Wilmer back into the ring!
Steve White: BRUTAL! These guys smashing each other to bits and then Creed smashes that pot plant pot clean over Wilmer’s head! Wilmer with that freaking light tube just before that and these guys are already bleeding!
Chuck Thompson: These guys are gonna KILL each other tonight!
Alexandria Kendrick: That’s fine with me…
Creed grabs a trash can full of weapons! He tosses in a couple of kendo sticks, a metal bar tray, an extension cord and a block of pallet wood. Creed tosses the trash can in the ring and slides in as well. Creed smacks the mat and yells at Wilmer to get up! He grabs the metal bar tray and smashes it over Wilmer’s head! Creed holds up the bent tray and tosses it to the outside as the fans are going NUTS! Conner Creed yells for Wilmer to get up! He does and Creed runs up for his Clothesline From Hell! Wilmer ducks it! Creed turns around right into a dropkick! They both get up and Creed eats another dropkick! Wilmer starts to claw something back in this one as the fans go wild! Wilmer boots Creed in the gut and yells at the top of his lungs before he hits Creed with a big suplex right on the trashcan! Creed yells in pain while he lies on the crumpled trashcan! The fans are going nuts and both men look battered and bloodied!
Steve White: Hard hitting action but Wilmer with that huge suplex on the trashcan just stopped Creed in his tracks! That was massive! Creed’s back must be broken in half off of that one!
Chuck Thompson: Conner Creed was leading this one just before that but Wilmer already said tonight that he WILL NOT accept defeat and he won’t give up no matter what!!
Alexandria Kendrick: The bottom line is, I won that Christmas Tree match and became the number one contender. Conner Creed stole this match from me tonight. Both Conner and Wilmer are as pathetic as each other so they can kill each other tonight. Either way I’m going to become the EHWF World Champion no matter how much people try to delay it.
Wilmer signals for his superkick! Creed slowly gets up and Wilmer goes for it but Creed pops Wilmer up on his back for his crucifix powerbomb! Wilmer gets off of his back before he can hit it and the fans are going WILD! Wilmer runs up and hits Creed with a running hurricanrana! Wilmer has the block of wood and rams it into Creed’s gut! Wilmer swings it but Creed ducks it and then slaps it out of Wilmer’s hands to the outside! Both men start trading lefts and rights and the fans go wild at the brawl! Creed knees Wilmer in the gut and then scoops him up and plants him with a powerslam! The fans are on their feet and Creed rages! Creed grabs a kendo stick from the mat but Wilmer sweeps his legs with a kick! Both men get up but Wilmer takes Creed back down and starts hitting him with right hands on the mat! Creed shoves Wilmer off of him! They both get up and Creed hits him with a big boot to the head!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Creed back on top now! Wilmer going nuts there and trying to beat Creed down but Creed with that massive boot just damn near kicked Wilmer’s head off! Wilmer is having trouble here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Creed looks great just like he did last week! He’s already beat Wilmer last week and we could see that again tonight!
Alexandria Kendrick: Creed’s going on the outside now… What’s he looking for under the ring?!
The fans are going nuts! Creed goes on the outside and goes under the ring! He slides back in the ring and has his Baseball Bat with him! Creed holds up the Baseball Bat and Wilmer looks shocked! Wilmer rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring, searching around. Wilmer slides back in but he’s got a smaller, child’s Baseball Bat. The fans go wild and laugh and Creed doesn’t look amused as Wilmer brings in some comedy and starts to piss off Creed!
Steve White: You gotta be kidding me! Conner Creed has his brutal and ruthless baseball bat with him and Wilmer has gone and grabbed a kids baseball bat! This is no time for comedy, even if you are Wilmer Patacky!!
Chuck Thompson: Not everything’s a damn joke! Wilmer’s gonna get his face smashed right about now! That bat is ridiculous!
Alexandria Kendrick: I’m gonna enjoy this…
Creed and Wilmer both swing their bats at each other! The fans are laughing as Wilmer’s kids bat gets obliterated! Wilmer looks down at it, all shattered and broken and he’s in shock! Creed swings the bat and missed Wilmer by inches! Creed swings and hits Wilmer in the torso with the bat and Wilmer yells in pain! Creed then smacks the bat over Wilmer’s back! Wilmer rolls around in pain! Wilmer rolls out of the ring and yells, hurting as we see his back all bruised up! Conner Creed goes to follow up but he suddenly stops as he sees Stephen Sebastian walk down the ramp and come to ringside. Conner Creed wastes valuable time by watching and insulting Stephen Sebastian on the outside. Alexandria at the announce table, gestures to Stephen to tell him not to do anything.
Steve White: Stephen Sebastian is out here now! He’s distracted Creed but Alexandria is out here with us and she’s telling Stephen not to act!
Chuck Thompson: Why is Stephen Sebastian out here?!
Alexandria Kendrick: You need to mind your own business Chuck.
Wilmer boots Creed in the gut! Wilmer runs up and jumps on the ropes then hits Creed with a big springboard dropkick and the fans go wild! Wilmer rolls out of the ring and keeps an eye on Stephen as he grabs a ladder and slides it in the ring! The fans go NUTS as Wilmer sets the ladder in the damn corner! Creed runs up and clubs Wilmer in the back and against the ladder in the corner and stuns him! Creed lifts Wilmer up with great strength! ,Creed hits a corner Crucifix Powerbomb while a ladder is set up in the corner and Wilmer takes it HARD! Creed goes to follow up with the Clothesline From Hell to finish the Bombed to Hell combo! Wilmer desperately jumps out and hits a dropkick to Creed's knee at the last second, sending Creed face first into the ladder! Wilmer grabs Creed around the neck and then follows up with The Wackness where he runs up the ladder in the corner! Wilmer gets it and he gets MASSIVE impact off of the ladder! Creed is down and Wilmer covers him by lying back-first on his chest!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! How the FUCK did Creed kick out of that! The Wackness off of the damn ladder! That was amazing but even more amazing, Creed kicked out!
Chuck Thompson: That’s done a lot of damage to Creed! Wilmer has time to manufacture something else and still win it here!
Alexandria Kendrick: Both men look exhausted and they’re bleeding pretty damn bad right now… I guess that’s good for me considering the hell that Wilmer has been put through the past few months. I’m surprised he can even stand here tonight…
The fans are going nuts! Wilmer can’t believe it but he sees Creed is hurt after that one! Wilmer starts to kick all of the weapons out of the ring! Wilmer raises his arms and the fans cheer as he goes on the outside and climbs to the top rope! Wilmer lines Creed up on the mat and the fans ERRUPT! Wilmer leaps off! Wilmer goes for the Great Frog Bow, but Conner catches Wilmer's arm and locks in the Anaconda Vice. Wilmer tries reversing it into a pin but Conner reverses it back without breaking the hold! The fans are losing it right now! Wilmer starts kneeing Conner in the back of the head but Conner still refuses to let go. Finally, Wilmer gets to the ropes and pulls himself out of the ring, causing the bottom rope to choke Conner and break the hold. The fans are going NUTS! Wilmer and Conner are hurt, bleeding and exhausted! Wilmer falls to the outside! Conner follows Wilmer to the outside and grabs Wilmer by the hair! He runs Wilmer up and tosses Wilmer over the announce table! Wilmer crashes through to the other side and barely misses Alexandria! Stephen Sebastian gets in Creed’s face and the two stare down right up close as the fans go wild! Alexandria smirks as she looks at Creed then down at the hurt Wilmer!
Steve White: This match is INSANE! Creed just tossed Wilmer over our announce table and into us and Wilmer is right here at out feet in pain, bleeding all over the floor dammit!
Chuck Thompson: Creed having a stare down with Stephen Sebastian! Are they gonna brawl right now?!
Alexandria Kendrick: They won’t but look at this pathetic Wilmer, crawling away at my feet… PATHETIC!
Creed and Sebastian are aching to hit each other. Wilmer crawls back to the outside, hurt. Creed goes over and yells for Illa Isabella to get up as he steels her steel chair! Creed goes to take it but Alexandria grabs it! Alexandria and Creed yell and argue as they wrestle for the chair! Creed snatches it and rages at her. When Creed turns around, Wilmer super kicks the chair into Creed’s face! The fans go nuts! Wilmer grabs Creed and rolls him in the ring. Wilmer slides in but Alexandria grabs the chair and slides it in as well! The fans are going wild! Wilmer is confused! He yells at Alexandria and Stephen to get lost! Wilmer sets up the chair and picks up Creed but Creed takes Wilmer down by the legs and and starts hitting him with a ground and pound! The fans are going nuts as both men bleed everywhere!
Steve White: Alexandria just left us! Alexandria distracted Creed and Wilmer was able to get up and Superkick the damn chair into Creed’s face! Alexandria just left us to slide the damn chair into the ring… Now Creed is pissed and he’s beating up Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: Another brawl breaking out! These two literally can’t go any longer!
Creed picks Wilmer up and whips him to the corner but Wilmer reverses it and Creed gets whipped into the corner! Wilmer runs up but Creed jumps up and Wilmer runs right into his boot! The fans are going NUTS! Creed lines Wilmer and goes for the Clothesline From Hell! Wilmer barely ducks it and then boots Creed in the gut then hoists him up with great strength and hits Creed with The Supermegafantastic! Vertical Suplex Powerbomb finisher right THROUGH THE CHAIR! The fans go nuts and Wilmer falls on top of Conner Creed!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner AND STILL The EHWF World Champion… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: It’s OVER! Wilmer Patacky has DONE IT! Wilmer retains the EHWF World Championship! How the heck did Wilmer pull that off right at the last second!
Chuck Thompson: Conner Creed beat the living shit out of him tonight but right at the last second, Wilmer takes advantage, goes the extra mile and wins the damn match! Wilmer backed it up tonight!
The fans are going NUTS! Wilmer forces himself to his feet and holds up his title! Stephen Sebastian gets in the ring and Wilmer immediately attacks him! They trade blows but Stephen drops Wilmer with a massive right hand! Wilmer is down and Ace Pena and Alexandria Kendrick get in the ring as well and stomp Wilmer out!
Steve White: Shit! Alexandria leading The CPO to assault Wilmer Patacky now! We knew this was coming!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer can barely freaking stand let alone fight off The CPO tonight!
Creed gets up… He smirks and starts trading blows with Stephen Sebastian and the fans go nuts! Creed ducks a swing and hits Stephen with a right hand then another then another then another! The fans are on their feet as Creed bounces off of the ropes for Clothesline From Hell but Stephen LEVELS Creed with his Berserker Lariat instead! Stephen grabs Creed and tosses him out of the ring! The fans boo!
Steve White: Creed gets his damn head taken off by Stephen Sebastian there! This is too much dammit!!
Ace and Alexandria both have Wilmer by his arms and they knee him in the head! Ace grabs Wilmer and whips him into Alexandria who takes him out with End Game! Wilmer is down and out after that one as Ace rolls to the outside and slides in a table! He grabs a spray can and spray paints “CPO” on the table before setting it up in the centre of the damn ring!
Steve White: No! No! NO! Stop this! End Game just finished Wilmer! He’s had enough tonight! We can’t let The CPO do this to him!!
Alexandria and Ace toss Wilmer into Stephen Sebastian! Stephen hoists him up and Ace and Alexandria raise Wilmer up as they bring him down and CPO Triple Powerbomb Wilmer through the damn table! The table explodes and the fans boo as Wilmer lies in a pile of debris and blood! Alexandria looks pleased as refs and EMTs rush in and she holds up the EHWF World Championship belt!
Steve White: My God! That was brutal! They destroyed Wilmer!!
Alexandria holds the belt up high with Ace and Stephen behind her!
Steve White: We’ll WHAT A NIGHT! That’s all we have time for but it’s been an amazing night here at Annihilation! I can’t wait to see what happens next week on BOTH Mayhem and Chaos and see the aftermath of this! We’ll see you next week ladies and gentlemen… Good night and be safe!
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to EHWF Annihilation! It’s 2022 Bay-Bay and we’re here to fuck shit up! Tonight is the very last event before the show split! After tonight we’re gonna have Chaos and Tuesdays and Mayhem on Mondays and it’s gonna be intense! Tonight - we figure out just what championships are going to what brands and everyone’s eyes are going to be on the 2 top tier championships! Wilmer Patacky will be defending the World Championship against Conner Creed and Ana Somnia will defend the Global Championship against Legion and when the dust settles we’re gonna see what ends up where!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for those huge main events but Brandon Bash and Eric Smith’s EPIC rivalry is going to come to a head here tonight where these two deep seated rivals are going to go head to head in an Ironman Grudge Match and there is no doubt in my mind that these two are gonna finally kill each other tonight! Such influential competitors in the history of EHWF now going to do battle in their epic rivalry in a huge Ironman match! This one is going to go off and I can’t wait to see who finally comes out on top!
Steve White: Joyride are going to defend the EHWF World Tag Team Championships against Future Shock and this rivalry is a damn intense one! These two teams have been going at it and Future Shock really want to get some revenge on Joyride! They’ve done battle in so many different ways the past 2 months but tonight it’s 2 on 2 tag team match and the belts are finally on the line! A huge tag team division will be waiting in the wings! This is going to a very important contest for the future of EHWF!
Chuck Thompson: Remi Skyfire has entered EHWF and she’s been off to a SUPER start ever since setting foot into this company! Tonight, she’s putting out an open challenge and will very gallantly be defending the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship in a battle royal! Remi Skyfire has her hands full again as she defends her gold against 5 others who are just chomping at the bit to get a title around their waists! I’m not gonna miss this one, Steve!
Steve White: Kelson Hewitt and Korey Kill have had one of the most intense feuds going back 3 months now and these two men have damn near killed each other! They went back and forth verbally for months and then Kelson got a tag team win over Korey! Korey then cost Kelson a shot at the Global Championship when he interfered in the Meltdown Chamber! Then for weeks after that Kelson was subject to Korey’s brutal attacks! Kelson came up on top one week in tag competition and was wasted by Korey then Korey beat Kelson in tag action the week after that and the two brawled! Tonight, it’s finally happening! These two settle the score one on one! FINALLY!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait for tonight, Steve! Lets start the show!
Kelson Hewitt: Tonight is the night...
The cameras pan to Kelson Hewitt, who's forehead still bears the wounds of his recent battles with Korey Kill. His eyes are focused on his hands, the same hands he wraps with white tape as he sat on a bench in the locker room area.
Kelson Hewitt: Tonight is the night where months of battle finally reaches it's climax.
His expression is almost emotionless, while the physical pain is immense, it pails in comparison to the mental anguish Kelson has gone through.
Kelson Hewitt: What I thought was just a petty back and fourth trade of insults over social media has turned into a war. A war that at one point I thought I dominated. Week in and week out, I've beaten you Korey. Week in and week out, I proved that in that ring, I was the better wrestler. That I was the better man. My mission statement was to rid this company of it's evil, to push into an era that focused on the wrestling, not meaningless feuds that shortened careers. Back in December, that goal was about to be realized, I was so close to the Global Championship. I was so close to making history by being the first Global Champion... but you couldn't stand the fact that a “rookie” was about to do something you dreamed of...
Korey was the one who caused Kelson to be eliminated in a match he wasn't even involved in. Kelson paused, gathering his words as he finished taping his fists.
Kelson Hewitt: Since then, there hasn't been a single day that has passed by where I DIDN'T think about getting even. Every day I've trained, I've envisioned whatever I hit be you, Korey. Every time I go to sleep, I've prayed that I would get my hands on you and make you feel what I've felt... and with each sneak attack, my motivation has gotten stronger to get revenge on you.
Kelson took a deep breath, turning his head to the side to look at the camera.
Kelson Hewitt: You've accomplished one thing during this feud Korey, and it's not that you've beaten me down. It's not that you've made me want to quit... it's the fact that I'm getting down to your level. I hate myself for that, I hate myself for the fact that I couldn't do this like a hero. I hate that I couldn't find an even ground with you... I hate that you're so bitter about losing to me, that you want to end me... but I realize that the only way to rid this company of you, is to do whatever it takes to end your career.
Kelson scoffs, shaking his head.
Kelson Hewitt: You've had a long, storied career here... but you've allowed your career to dwindle, you've allowed your personal life to seep into your job... and tonight? Tonight is the night where I finally put the nail in the coffin and END YOU Korey. If it has to be one of us, if one of us has to be gone, it's going to be you. I will make sure that The Man Of Steel lives on, no matter what.
With that being said, Kelson stood up, threw on his jacket, and walked out, with the camera focusing on the “KH” logo, before fading elsewhere backstage.
Remington Ivory Prescott is led out of the open door of his dressing room by the bubblegum popping princess of power: Adora Kincaid. She takes a quick glance around to make sure that there's an all clear before she allows Remington Ivory Prescott to enter the long corridor.
Remington Ivory Prescott, of course, is paying more attention to his phone than anything else. He's very likely checking on something business related or pushing himself on social media because he lives to be the brand. He's decked out in his ring attire, of course, with his scarf hanging around his neck.
Adora Kincaid leads the way down the corridor with a juncture in the distance. Her bubblegum popping and the sound of Remington Ivory Prescott typing away on whatever Social Media service he's using at the moment being the only sounds that come from the duo.
“No-- no, c’mon, Cess’--”
Miwa Iizuka’s the first one out of motherXmalice’s dressing room-- and despite wearing an impatient frown while she does it, the tall and wiry woman leans against the door with her arms folded and her eyes set sidelong on her partner as important business is transacted:
“-- I already told you: you gotta put ‘em ALL away if you want a dessert tonight, girl-- ALL of ‘em, even Barbie’n them at brunch…”
They’re both in ring attire: Miwa’s deep blue and purple leather, diamond-shaped halter with a rhinestone border and black leather pants; DAHLIA’s patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape hanging over a black and deep violet leather bralette with a myriad of straps criss-crossing the rippling topography of her shoulders and back; and black shorts with a dull shine and possessive embrace around thickly muscled thighs.
“... yeah-- yeah, obviously, baby girl, with double fuckin’--”
Miwa’s eyebrows bounce with a mixture of warning and self-satisfaction while the corners of her mouth twitch. DAHLIA takes a beat to clamp her hand over the phone and hiss, “Shut the fuck up, Miwa--!” towards her, which only serves to catalyze the mirth bubbling within.
“-- double… sprinkles. Uh-huh!” DAHLIA assures her client as she starts towards the door, pausing just long enough to place a kiss on the cheek of a Miwa who at least has the decency to cover her mouth and muffle the giggles leaking out. “Exactly. So get your little... butt… in gear, and don’t lemme see not one doll Sunday Fundayin’ in your room when we get home-- capiche? Love you too-- oh-- … no, come--... …”
“Love you too,” DAHLIA warmly murmurs, eyes flicking down the hall to make sure she isn’t about to end up on CAMERA right now, “my cute li’l Sugarbug~--”
When she checks the other end of the hallway, is when she starts to hear the popping; the typing; the chiming.
The tweeting.
“... ah, fuck-- -- SHIT, do NOT repeat-- ah, goddamnitiloveyouBYE!”
She doesn’t need to see screen-fixed eyes to recognize the rhythm, nor for her spine to straighten a touch once she does.
Miwa, for her part, regards each and every one of these events with an increasingly broad, heroically restrained smirk, watching through the safety of a crack between her fingers.
The speed-tweeting of Remington Ivory Prescott is a known factor and actually part of his whole Brand. His whole deal. There may be a future in which PresCorp releases its own social media service but that's still in the early planning stages. That's if he doesn't just outright buy Twitter or something first. Decisions are still being considered on that whole front. It's a whole thing.
Adora Kincaid doesn't necessarily know much of anything about anything but her leading walk means that she gets to see things before Remington Ivory Prescott does and there's no doubt in her red pants suited mind that the potential for trouble lies around every corridor when they're backstage like this. The days of being viciously assaulted in other promotions lingers in the back of her head.
This is why she practically stares down the bodies at the other end of the corridor.
Adora's latest bubblegum bubble pops loud enough to have Remington Ivory Prescott looking up from his phone. When he does, he sees past Adora's shoulder and into the distance where he spots familiarity. Too much familiarity than perhaps he was ready to deal with in this exact moment. Still, though, there will be no backing down from this walk along the corridor because that would show some semblance of weakness. Can't have that. Not now.
"Stay Ready." comes from Remington Ivory Prescott as he steps up next to Adora and reaches over to hand her his overly expensive phone. He's going to need his hands free in case this ends up going in a direction that he probably doesn't want it to.
Or does he?
“Get the big bitch’s knees,” is all DAHLIA says as the two parties approach one another, low and molten in Miwa’s ear as she draws near enough to -- improbable though it may be, given almost half a foot of difference -- loom protectively over the platinum-haired woman.
Once upon a time the lonely Prince of Long Island met a stone-fisted pauper from Astoria. Beneath his cocky, insecure elitism beat a loyal heart; beyond her burning eyes and cold shoulder, a protective spirit threatened terrible vengeance upon any who’d threaten her loved ones. The two became fast friends as they journeyed through the wilds of Junior and High School, supporting one another through many a trial and tribulation until their paths began to diverge:
The Prince, destined for finishing in the hallowed halls of the most prestigious wrestling academy in all the land;
The Pauper, striking out for the distant vistas of Tokyo to pursue her own destiny in full spite of her parents’ modest ambitions.
Their bond, however, did not break - not through years of calls and chats; not when he used his connections to buy her a spot at his side in the burgeoning Kingdom to which he’d chosen to lay his claim; not when Wolves and Blackhearts threatened to rip them asunder for the sheer temerity of their arrival.
Not until the allure of gold and long, dark months spent battling temptation while she struggled to regather the shattered fragments of her confidence convinced her that the only thing standing between she and destiny was him, fraying a decade of affection at ruinous speeds.
So as you can perhaps imagine: the Pauper’s more than a little wary at the Prince and his new knight’s approach, enough so to keep narrowed eyes filled with the promise of violence fixed unerringly upon the knight. Fortunately:
In the time since their parting, the Pauper managed, through some great miracle, to earn the favor of a Princess with hair spun from shimmering platinum.
“God,” Miwa huffs, rolling her eyes after a couple seconds spent glancing between DAHLIA, Adora, and RIP, “you two are such fucking dumbasses-- look, Darcy, just--”
“I know,” DAHLIA softly interjects, midway through a long, long sigh. Her gaze then flicks towards Remington, studying him for what may well feel like an eternity before she begins to approach the pair, entirely willing to muscle past the pantsuited woman to reach her charge if she must.
Memory lanes are not a luxury that Remington Ivory Prescott can afford right now. Well, that's a lie because he can afford an entire Memory City. But the fact of the matter is that he needs to be focused and ready to lay waste to whatever foolish people are getting into the ring with him this night. He is, after all, a changed man.
Now he's The Business.
Still, though, brushing past Adora Kincaid just a bit allows him to meet up with DAHLIA at the point of juncture. All corridors led to this here spot and the corridor between the two leads to the stage. There is a moment where Remington Ivory Prescott almost seems to be not ready to go out there. Almost like he'd much rather stay back here and deal with all this past, all this history, all this... everything that seems to be floating around in the air between himself and DAHLIA.
Adora can practically smell the tension in the air and she's right there behind Remington's shoulder. She looks ready to pounce at a moment's notice. She makes that very clear with a, "Boss?" Just say the word. She's ready. She's not even chewing her gum anymore.
Remington Ivory Prescott's hand is enough to keep Adora from going full She-Ra at the moment while he keeps his attention focused on DAHLIA. It takes him a moment but of course he's going to be the one to say something. "I heard you were coming this way." That's what he says. It doesn't sound like he's happy or angry about it. His tone is pretty even keeled with that statement.
Then he realizes how he's acting and his body language shifts. His shoulders drop as he softens and his eyes look a little bit more potentially receptive. He shakes his head and just sighs his way to this next bit. "Ugh, fuck it..." Remington Ivory Prescott extends a hand.
"We good?"
Even though her partner’s cupping her face, silently reminding herself that she actually love this stupid, sweet woman, DAHLIA is entirely ready as well as she stops within mere inches of Remington. Similar to her protective proximity to Miwa, the petite and well-muscled woman might as well be eye to volcanic eye with Prescott, thanks to the sheer gravity of her bearing.
Pale nostrils flare while seething blue eyes pointedly roll down, then up his body. His stiff greeting gets a soft, snorting reply and a hint of a smirk bending taut, purple-painted lips.
But:
Then his body language softens and sinks towards a gentler register, and DAHLIA -- before he’s able to fully voice his acquiescence, before his hand even extends -- snaps her arm towards him, tattoos and scars rippling dangerously as it lashes towards him like a streak of lightning--
-- clamps an iron-clad grip on the back of his neck--
-- and hauls him against herself.
If any ribs wind up broken, it’ll be entirely due to the overwhelming power of her embrace.
“No shit we’re good,” warmly billows in his ear, regardless of the interruption.
There might as well be some bone crunching or something because Remington Ivory Prescott cannot deal with the superior strength that DAHLIA possesses. In fact, there's such a divide between himself and her that he can't even get out of this grip if he wanted to.
"... okay. Okay!" Remington's trying his best here. "Can we not kill me before the match? Thanks."
With this hug happening, even Adora goes back to chewing her gum to prove that she's fine and dandy with this situation. She even likes a little Uncomfortable Remington from time to time. Miwa even gets one of those 'upnods' because this is now a less tense situation.
"Any chance we can go kick some ass now?" Remington Ivory Prescott inquires because he would very much like to no longer be hugged now. It's wrinkling his scarf.
“Even if I gotta use YOU to club ‘em to death,” DAHLIA murmurs.
The warm tone and faint smile say that it’s a joke; the cold-fired edge with which those words are uttered suggest otherwise. So it goes with DAHLIA.
“You kill him, you deal with Cessily and Scott starting a fight over who gets to model first when they play Catwalk,” Miwa evenly notes, giving Adora a faintly apologetic ‘she will probably not ACTUALLY kill him’ look throughout. “Someone will have to hide the body, after all.”
“... christ, Miwa, he’s fucking nine, and--”
“And she will beat the shit out of him, and you will have to sit at his bedside making up dinosaur stories until he stops crying.”
And thus, DAHLIA - knowing that every single word is utterly, unshakably true - reluctantly releases her crushing vice grip on her best and oldest friend, in favor of gripping his face firmly in both hands. “New world; new start; new you; new me,” she utters, low and intent.
“Same us.”
With that, a pair dark leather-clad mothers slips past the Prince and his knight, hardening palpably with each step as the cruel twin flames barely locked within begin to melt through their bindings.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This opening contest tonight is set for one single fall!
The arena turns red and the voice of Korey Kill fills the arena, "LETS GET FUCKING SICK!", Then "Oblivion" by Mastodon hits! Korey Kill comes running from the back, charging the ring like a pissed bull. He dives into the ring, sliding up to his knees and flexing before he leaps to his feet bouncing around in his corner, waiting for the match to begin. Korey gives a smirk out to the fans and taunts them as he waits for his opponent or the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… The Sickest Kill… Korey Kill!
The lights go down to a grey, blue-ish steel color as the heart-pumping beat of "Burning Heart" by Survivor hits the speakers. Everyone and their grandmother is up on their feet in anticipation for their hero, their warrior, Kelson Hewitt, to make his way to the stage. Many whip out their phones, hitting "RECORD" in hopes of getting views on the internet for the man they paid a ticket for. Their prayers are answered as "The Man Of Steel" walks out through the curtain with a smirk on his face, rolling his wrists in anticipation for the big fight ahead of him. He dawns his signature tights, each side embroiled with a silver "KH", while he sports a sleeveless jacket that on the back reminds of the others in the back of his moniker. He wastes little time walking down the stage and onto the ramp, where he casually high fives his fans... no, his people, appreciating their respect for his heroism to fight their battle. His eyes lock with the ring he was born to be in, and he makes his way to the steel steps as his name is announced.
Now that the world was reminded of the nickname Kelson has, it's time for him to make it mean something. He walks on the steps, stepping up on the second rope near the corner, and reaches out a singlehand with his fingers extended, feeling the energy of the crowd before leaping down to the canvas. Off went his jacket, being handed too a local member of security. Kelson stood his ground at his corner, getting in a few final deep breaths as he awaits for this contest to begin.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… His Opponent… The Man of Steel… Kelson Hewitt!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Korey Kill vs. Kelson Hewitt
The bell sounds and it’s on! The two men instantly swarm each other and start beating each other with big right rapid hands to the head! Korey starts to win out and forces Kelson into the corner! Korey with a big swing but Kelson ducks it and dropkicks Korey in the gut into the corner! Kelson gets up and hits him with a big right hand to the jaw! Kelson runs away into the opposing corner then bounces back and runs over to Korey, hitting him with a big running corner splash! The fans are going wild! Korey is hurt but he takes Kelson’s legs down and the two brawl and trade shots on the mat! Korey picks Kelson up and tosses him in the air to the mat! Korey yanks Kelson up and tosses him to the mat once again as he hits it with big impact and the fans cheer! Kelson holds his neck but Korey grabs him by the hair and slowly pulls him up!
Korey Kill: I lost EVERYTHING motherfucker! EVERYTHING! Now I’m gonna waste you!
Steve White: These two guys have been at each other ever since Kelson stepped foot in EHWF and in recent weeks they’ve tried to destroy each other! Now these two are BRAWLING and they really want to take each other out!
Chuck Thompson: It takes a lot to get under the skin of Kelson Hewitt but what Korey Kill has put this kid through is disgusting!
Korey gets his hands and fingers all in Kelson’s face and nose! Kelson elbows the shit out of Korey’s face and he falls back, holding his now bleeding nose! Kelson runs at Korey! Korey swings! Kelson ducks it then springs up to the middle ropes! Kelson leaps off for a flying kick, dragging it right across Korey’s chest! Korey is pissed! He jumps up and lunges at Kelson who ducks him again! Kelson springs to the middle ropes and then jumps on the adjacent top ropes then springs off and hits Korey with a springing dropkick to the chest! Korey is down again and the fans are going wild! Kelson gets up and he’s had it with Korey’s abuse all these months! He yells at Korey on the mat and lines him up as he gets a pop from the fans!
Steve White: Kelson going nuts on Korey and getting the upper hand right now! Korey is raging though! You don’t want Korey to catch you in this condition!
Chuck Thompson: Korey Kill has spent 2 weeks trying to beat the shit out of Kelson and the week before that he cost him the Global Championship! Of course Kelson was gonna snap!
Kelson runs up and leaps up but Korey catches him and gets him on his back for The Sickest Kill! Kelson thrashes around and waves his free leg around and gets off of Korey’s back! The fans go wild and Kelson instantly hits Korey with a big European Uppercut! Korey with a right hand! Kelson with an elbow! Korey with an uppercut! Kelson with a right hand then another then another then another! Korey is busted open and the fans go wild! Kelson bounces off of the ropes and runs a knee into Korey’s gut! Kelson pushes Korey off of him and then jumps a dropkick into his chest and the fans are going NUTS! Kelson bounces off of the ropes and jumps over a downed Korey! He bounces off of the ropes again and picks up more speed but Korey grabs Kelson and plants him with a huge belly to belly suplex across the ring! The fans are going wild and Korey gets up, wiping some blood from his head as he screams at Kelson down on the mat!
Steve White: Kelson was building momentum but Korey just flattened Kelson with that massive suplex and I don’t know if Kelson is getting up after that one!
Chuck Thompson: That was brutal! Kelson never saw it coming but Korey’s anger just saw him explode and crush Kelson into the mat with that huge belly to belly!
Korey slaps Kelson across the back of the head then propels him into the corner hard! Korey runs up for a corner splash but Kelson barrel rolls out of the way and Korey eats the corner hard! Kelson uppercuts Korey back down into the corner! Kelson runs up and hits Korey with a corner clothesline! The big man stumbles out of the corner in pain and Kelson props himself up on the top rope and the fans go WILD! Kelson leaps off and nails Korey Kill with a massive Springboard Meteora! The fans all go NUTS and Korey rolls out of the ring holding his head and chest as he starts to bleed badly! Kelson bounces off of the ropes and leaps through the middle ropes to the outside, landing on Kill with a huge suicide dive! The fans GO NUTS! Korey and Kelson are exhausted and hurt on the outside as the ref starts counting!
Steve White: THAT’S IT! Kelson has lost his temper! Huge signature springboard meteora! Korey is bleeding badly after that one then a massive dive to the outside and these fans are so loud right now!!
Chuck Thompson: They’re behind Kelson but these guys are hurt and exhausted and the only way Kelson is gonna capitalise off of all of that is if he gets Korey Kill in the ring ASAP!!
Kelson picks up Korey but Korey uppercuts Kelson in the jaw! Korey smacks Kelson’s head off of the apron and then rolls him in the ring! Kill slides in and screams at Kelson in pure rage! He picks up Kelson and props him up on his back but Kill is bleeding and weak! Kelson is able to spin around off of Kill’s back and avoid The Sickest Kill and counter it into a hurricanrana! The fans lose it! Kelson forces himself up and springs off of the middle ropes! He lands on Korey Kill with a lionsault! The fans are on their feet now and Korey Kill stumbles up! Kelson stalks him from behind! The fans cheer and Kelson grabs Korey but Korey shoves Kelson into the ropes! Korey goes for Killariat! Kelson ducks it and spins Korey around and positions his boot under Korey’s chin then hits him with his Steel Toed Boot - Inverted Stomp Facebreaker! The fans go NUTS as Kelson covers Kill!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner… The Man of Steel… Kelson Hewitt!
Steve White: He did it! Finally Kelson Hewitt defeats Korey Kill one on one! That’s huge for this kid! Korey Kill fucked around and he found out!!
Chuck Thompson: All that talk and all that abuse and Korey Kill couldn’t back it up in one on one competition as Kelson Hewitt picks up a big win and rakes in that momentum here tonight!
The fans are going wild! Kelson Hewitt is smiling in the corner as he pulls himself up and raises his arms! The fans go wild for him as Korey Kill rolls out of the ring, bleeding and dizzy as Taylor Kill comes down the ramp.
Steve White: Korey loses this one… Now his soon to be ex-wife is coming out down the ramp!
Chuck Thompson: His soon to be ex and my soon to be soon to be!!
Taylor Kill gestures to the ramp and 4 big burly men in white nurse attire make their way down. Korey Kill looks up and his eyes go wide. He points at Taylor and Taylor tells the 4 men to take Korey! Korey runs into them and they all try and hold him down but he thrashes around and fights them!
Korey Kill: I lost EVERYTHING motherfucker You can’t do this to me! NOO! I LOST EVERYTHING! You fucking bitch, I’ll fucking kill you! Let me go!!
Steve White: What the fuck is going on!? Who the heck are these psych nurses and why are they trying to take Korey Kill!
Chuck Thompson: Taylor Kill is having Korey Kill committed! What the fuck is she doing right now?!
Kelson Hewitt watches the whole thing unfold. He’s confused but continues to watch on as does Taylor! One of the nurses sticks Korey in the neck with a syringe and Korey goes limp! The fans go NUTS as Korey Kill is carried off up the ramp and out of the area, backstage! Kelson is even more confused then before but the fans cheer for him again as his music comes back on!
Steve White: They took Korey Kill dammit!!
Chuck Thompson: Taylor Kill wanted a divorce but she got Korey taken to an asylum instead!
Kelson goes back to the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the cheering fans as we fade out.
Annihilation was running as planned until the cameras went backstage where we saw, the returning Kevin Hunter sitting in front of the camera with a smile.
"The Devil Incarnate" Kevin Hunter: "I'm sure your all happy to have me back in EHWF, but the truth is I didn't want to come back to be in the second goddamn match of the night--Conner Creed is getting a shot at something that belongs to me, Wilmer Patacky holds what belongs to me; the EHWF World Championship! But you got me teaming with Remington Ivory Prescott, Diana Bellerose and some team called, motherXmalice... this is exactly why I was glad when EHWF went out of business. I'm a former EHWF Junior Heavyweight Champion, a TWO-time EHWF World Champion--I simultaneously held both EHWF World and Junior Heavyweight Championships... and this is how you bring me back? Facing a man that I've beaten multiple times, Chris Matthews--hell I unified two of ECWF's titles by beating that motherfucker! But than you wanna throw Brian Phillips, Kori Argentum and The Wolves into the mix? I'm a fucking Legend in this business and that's how you're gonna have me return?"
Shaking his head, Hunter leaned forward.
"The Devil Incarnate" Kevin Hunter: "You've got a Chaos superstar going after my EHWF World Championship, Mayhem's World Heavyweight Champion... my World Heavyweight Championship! I didn't come back to EHWF to be treated like shit, I came back here to be a three-time EHWF World Champion, or Global Heavyweight Champion... I came here to break fucking records, and break Wilmer and Ana in half! As far as the "number one contender" goes, Conner knows who was the superior athelete when we were World Tag Team Champions... it was ME, I was the superior athlete! But you enjoy your failure of a chance to become EHWF World Champion again!"
Leaning back, Hunter snickered. Shaking his head back and forth, he leaned back against the seat he was sitting in.
"The Devil Incarnate" Kevin Hunter: "As far as this little idiotic return match management has put me in... this message is for my tag team partners, Remington, Diana, motherXmalice--" [leaning towards the camera] "Stay the fuck out of my damn way, kids. I've come Miami to do what I have always done better than any motherfucker I've stepped into that ring with... cause agony, pain and suffering and most importantly, Bury a whole lot of poor bastards Alive in the middle of that ring! But as long as you motherfuckers stay the hell out of my damn way, the same won't happen to you!"
Hunter got out of his seat, kicking the chair away, he looked directly into the camera.
"The Devil Incarnate" Kevin Hunter: "As far as my opponents tonight goes, Brian Phillips, Kori Argentum and The Wolves--I hope you enjoy your night out of the ring, because WHEN you step into that ring... your stepping into that ring with the DEVIL Internate and when you step into that ring you're gonna find out why they call me the Devil Incarnate now! And when I get my EHWF World Championship, I won't just be the Devil... I'll be the Alpha King!"
Hunter gritted his teeth in anger before walking out of the camera frame and the scene would transition back to the arena.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a 10 person tag team showcase and it’s set for one fall!
The Lights go out in the arena, as a crack of lightning hits the stage, forming a blue flame. On the other side a single crack of lightning hits as an Green flame appears on the other side. The flames die out as Immortalized by Disturbed begins playing.
Feed the fire that is raging inside
This is go time, this is showtime
We will fight till their wills are broken
This is game time, an insane time
As the Lights come on Mister J is standing with his arms crossed at the top of the ramp with Danae and Kassandra on either side of him. They turn and walk to the centre where Mister J is standing, then turn as they await Legion. Legion comes from the back walking in front of Mister J pointing down to the ring, where Danae and Kassandra walk down the ramp. They scoff off the fans, as they look at their opponents. Danae moves to the back of the ring as Kassandra slides underneath the bottom rope. Legion and Mister J watch from the top of the ramp as Legion lifts her hand and snaps her fingers, the lights go out once more. As the snap is heard again, Mister J and Legion are at ringside watching, as her girls are in the ring. Kassandra standing in one corner and Danae in the other watching, waiting for their opponents.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… Danae and Kassandra… The Wolves of Legion!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… Their partner… Kori Argentum!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And their partner… Next… HardKore… Brian Phillips!
The camera looks at the ring and begins to move around it slowly. The fans in the audience wait patiently until the lights go out. You finally hear the words spoken throughout the arena with a deep voice. The Mega-tron was red, along with the mini-Tron, the stage, and the ramp. There's a logo there on all of them, and they begin to spin.
♪ I am a soldier
I stand ready to deploy, engage and destroy my enemies
I am The God of War ♪
The song "God of War" by Dirty Wormz ft Tech N9ne and Krizz Kaliko begins to play over the P.A System. That's when Fireblast from the sides and Chris Matthews comes out from the back. On the mini-tron, you see on the right side that says, "Embrace my vision" the middle part has Chris Matthews's face, and on the left side, it has CM. On the Mega Tron, it says CHRIS MATTHEWS with his logo behind it. He's wearing black wrestling tights with a white and rest start on his right leg, black knee pad on his left knee, red knee pad on his right side with his name and logo written in black. He has three red lines on his left side of his tights. He's wearing black wrestling boots with his logo and name on the sides. He has a red jacket with black fur hitting his neck.
♪ I am the God of War! Yeah, in my mind I'm a killer on the front line
Hardline, primed for wartime
In my bloodline, death by design
On the frontline still spitting hot iron
And my battle cry keeps me energized
This is suicide mentally I'm victimized ♪
He's wearing a black glove on his right hand and he brings that arm up as the fans go crazy. He lowers his hand as the lights start to flash faster and faster by the second. He begins to walk off the stage and moving down the ramp. He stops in the middle of the ramp and looks around at the fans.
♪ Too many times, too many lies
Who will survive, who'll be denied
And there ain't no sympathy for what they did to me
Squeeze and my clips run empty
Raw infamy, build intensity
Still kill 'em all to my murderous symphony ♪
He starts to move again and walks towards the steel steps. He walks alongside the ring and turns around as his backrest against the ropes. He looks at the crowd for a few more seconds before entering the ring. He takes off his leather jacket and tosses it outside. You can see black wrist tape on his left wrist. He grabs the ropes to make sure they are secured enough. He looks at the ramp and waits for his opponent.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… Their Partner… Chris Matthews!
The lights go black, then "Machine Gun" by Portishead begins to play. Each round of rapid-fire drum beats triggers a scattershot shower of white beams throughout the arena; each distorted guitar riff fires tiny, shining holes through the otherwise solid black field on the 'tron.
The moment Beth Gibbons' voice begins to waft through the air:
o/~ I saw a saviour
o/~ A saviour come my way
o/~ I thought I'd see it
o/~ In the cold light of day
o/~ But now I realise that I'm
o/~ Only for me
o/~ A saviour come my way
o/~ I thought I'd see it
o/~ In the cold light of day
o/~ But now I realise that I'm
o/~ Only for me
... the lights snap on, revealing the back of a short but powerfully built woman with a patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape drawn, and a rippling, tattoo and scar-strewn bicep flexing;
And a somewhat taller, leaner woman right in front of her, hunched low with platinum blonde hair hanging like a veil as she bobs from side, an agitated readiness at odd with her long, languid breaths.
o/~ If only I could see
One is DAHLIA, "Hell's Belle" with burning eyes and a penchant for brutality;
o/~ You turn yourself to me
The other is "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka, sadist with a beguiling smile.
o/~ And recognize the poison in my hea~art
One is DAHLIA, "Hell's Belle" with burning eyes and a penchant for brutality;
o/~ You turn yourself to me
The other is "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka, sadist with a beguiling smile.
o/~ And recognize the poison in my hea~art
As Gibbons' voice stretches, Miwa slaps the ramp and springs up to her full height while DAHLIA snaps around at breakneck speeds, only for the two women's hands to meet in a tight clasp while several streams of violet sparks burst into the air at 45 degree angles to frame them. In perfect time, they draw together to share a brief kiss that ends with DAHLIA turning a cocksure smirk towards one half of the audience and Miwa giving the other a broad smile while her eyes are still hidden. DAHLIA then drapes her arm over Miwa's shoulders; a larger, vertical pyro charge jets up behind the pair as they begin walking to the ring.
Together, they are motherXmalice.
o/~ There is no other place
o/~ No one else I face
o/~ The remedy will agree with how I feel...
o/~ No one else I face
o/~ The remedy will agree with how I feel...
As they make their way down the aisle, DAHLIA eagerly shit-talks, flips birds, and even blows smug kisses towards any fans who provoke her, if only by rooting for their opponent; Miwa, meanwhile, just meets the odd fan with gleaming predator eyes eagerly seeking tender muscles and vulnerable joints.
Also, the occasional middle finger.
Upon reaching the ring, DAHLIA hops to plant her knee on the apron, then straightens and sits on the middle rope to further widen the gap she's opening up for her partner. Right afterwards, Miwa leaps up to the apron, grabs the middle rope, and swings herself through the gap in one fluid stream of motion, leaving DAHLIA to leap over the top rope. Once her feet meet the mat, she throws a fist into the air while stalking towards the center, and Miwa does an acrobatic roll to meet her. Once they're together again - back to back, standing and hunched, just like before for a beat - DAHLIA seizes the drape in one hand. Once she flings it aside, Miwa thrusts upright, throwing up splayed hands that clench the air when she hits her full reach while DAHLIA throws her arms out to either side as if she's inviting the whole world to square up.
They head for their corner once their music begins to fade down, with DAHLIA sinking back to lounge against the turnbuckles with her arms draped over the ropes, and Miwa adroitly bounding up to the second rope, then top turnbuckle so she can take a seat and let her leg dangle over DAHLIA's shoulder.
In spite of their casual posture, DAHLIA's fingers drumming on the ropes, Miwa's foot bouncing against the turnbuckle, and two sets of laser-focused eyes speak volumes about their mutual impatience as they approach the cusp of violence.
Illa Isabella: And their opponents… First up… motherXmalice!
The lights go out in the arena, as a white curtain drops from the ceiling. The music begins to kick in as a woman stands behind it for a moment. The woman then raises her hands to her sides as she begins posing behind the curtain as the lyrics begin.
It's a human sign
When things go wrong
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong
The curtain drops revealing Diana Bellerose standing behind it, with her rookie Anna Ross. Diana steps through putting her hands up by her side, again as Anna steps beside her waving at the fans. Diana slaps her hands down, then lifts the bottom part of her jacket she is wearing, starting to walk down to the ring, Anna follows her sighing a bit, as she reaches out for the fans. Diana ignored her for that one, as she stopped at the bottom of the ramp, looking up into the ring. She points then Anna goes over and climbs up on to the apron and opens the rope as Diana stands there for another moment.
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you (oh)
Some things lookin' better, baby
Just passin' through (no, no, no, no, no)
Diana then turns to the stairs and goes over to them. She climbs up them, and steps through the waiting ropes, she then poses for a moment walking around the ring, before heading over to the corner climbing up the turnbuckle and flipping her blonde hair. She points to her corner as Anna then moves into it, standing there. Diana then drops her jacket to her, and moves to the middle of the ring to watch for the opponent.
Illa Isabella: And Their Partner… The Wild Rose… Diana Bellerose!
The TRXSH GACY Remix of "The Red Capes Are Coming" by Junkie XL & Hans Zimmer fades in as the lights in the arena dim. The voice of Remington Ivory Prescott comes in.
"What's my superpower?"
A money green spotlight shines down upon the stage where we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott standing tall and proud in the center of the stage. The green light bounces off the diamond ring that's prominently displayed on his pinky. Adora Kincaid steps out right behind him.
"I'm rich."
As the lights come back up, he holds his hands up to embrace the love or the hate as hundred dollar bills rain down from above him. Remington Ivory Prescott brushes his shoulders off with a smug arrogance.
With an arrogant stride, Remington Ivory Prescott his way down the ramp, ignoring any of the cheering or jeering fans. His attention is focused on the ring and he takes his sweet time climbing the steps and walking down the apron. He ducks under the ropes and goes to stand in the center of the ring where he basks in whatever attention comes from the crowd.
Eventually, Remington Ivory Prescott backs into a corner of the ring, pulling off his scarf to hand to Adora Kincaid as he settles in for this match.
Illa Isabella: And Joining them next… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as he makes his way out on the ramp. Kevin Hunter takes his time walking down the ramp and looks both left and right before getting to the steel steps. Kevin Hunter makes his way up the steps and gets in the ring. Kevin Hunter gets to the corner and waits for the match to start.
Illa Isabella: And Finally Their Partner… Kevin Hunter!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Kevin Hunter & Remington Ivory Prescott & Diana Bellerose & motherXmalice vs. Chris Matthews & Brian Phillips & Kori Argentum & The Wolves
The bell sounds and Kevin Hunter is circling the ring with Chris Matthews as the two old rivals get in each others face and start shouting at each other! Chris Matthews with a right hand! Hunter responds with one of his own! They trade right hands until Matthews boots Hunter in the gut! Matthews whips Hunter into the corner and goes to follow up with a running move but Hunter with a back elbow! Matthews stumbles into the centre of the ring and Hunter takes him down with a lariat! Hunter picks Matthews up and plants him with a big suplex in the middle of the ring! Hunter picks him back up but Matthews slaps him away and dropkicks Hunter to the mat as the fans go wild! Matthews picks Hunter up but Hunter busts Matthews’ lip open with a big right hand! Matthews bleeds and Hunter is able to plant him with a belly to belly in the centre of the ring! The fans are going nuts and Hunter berates Matthews while he’s down on the mat! Hunter starts to stomp out Matthews while he’s down there!
Steve White: Matthews and Hunter have gone head to head many times but this is the first time in EHWF! These guys have had some epic battles!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter is BACK in EHWF and he’s not playing nice! He wants the EHWF World Championship back!
Hunter grabs Matthews by his hair and pulls him up into a big right hand! Matthews jumps up and nails Hunter with a dropkick! Hunter is down and Matthews yells in frustration as he dive tags Kassandra into the match! Kassandra runs in and punts Hunter in the ribs before he can get up! Kassandra grabs Hunter by the face and digs her nails in but Hunter elbows her in the face and dive tags Miwa Iizuka into the match! Miwa vaults over the top rope and lands a big forearm from the sky to Kassandra! They both get up and Miwa ducks a swing from Kassandra and gets her in a waistlock! Miwa starts to club Kassandra in the back but Kassandra tosses Miwa into the corner! Kassandra hammers Miwa with some big shots to the head! Kassandra backs off and goes for a running corner move but Miwa dives out of the way and Kassandra eats the corner hard! Miwa hits Kassandra with a running pump kick and Kassandra falls into the corner! DAHLIA holds Kassandra in the corner as Miwa runs up and nails Kassandra with a running corner high knee! Miwa tags in DAHLIA and comes off of the corner, holding Kassandra by the hair!
Steve White: Aww shit! This one is going off the chain right now as the debuting motherXmalice are tearing it up right now! Miwa Iizuka and Kassandra brawling it out right now and Miwa gets the tag to Kassandra!
Chuck Thompson: mother malice are intensity personified as the debut here tonight! Miwa so impressive but now DAHLIA comes into this one and they’re gonna do something big right there!
Miwa has Kassandra in place as DAHLIA comes in! DAHLIA hits a running pump kick from one side while Miwa hits Kassandra’s legs with a running drop kick from the other. Upon recovering, they link hands over the opponent's body and blow kisses at each other, similar to their entrance; they then drop simultaneous elbows, hitting Beauty in the Breakdown as the fans go WILD! The fans are on their feet as the ref gets Miwa out of the ring! DAHLIA hooks the far leg of Kassandra!
1…
2…
NO!
Danae runs in and breaks it up at the last second! DAHLIA picks up Kassandra and dishes out a big right hand that rocks her! Kassandra falls into the corner! DAHLIA runs up to follow up but Kassandra jumps up and DAHLIA runs face first into her boot! Kassandra then desperately tags in Danae! Danae runs in and charges DAHLIA but DAHLIA cradles a running Danae up and spins her in the air off of her momentum and then plants Danae with a huge spinning sideslam! The fans GO WILD! DAHLIA grabs Danae by the hair before she can crawl away! DAHLIA hits Danae with a big right hand then another then another then shoves her against the ropes and finally picks her up and slams her down with a hard scoopslam as the fans go wild! Kassandra tries to run in but DAHLIA side-steps her and tosses her over the top rope to the outside!
Steve White: DAHLIA with the skill as she starts to dominate this one and takes down both Danae and Kassandra in this hot contest! mother malice are definitely impressing here tonight and they’re gonna be a tag team to watch for sure!
Chuck Thompson: DAHLIA doing so much work now and she could very well end this one right here as this team takes the spotlight tonight!
DAHLIA goes to pick Danae up but Danae has had time to recover and elbows DAHLIA in the face! Danae rushes over and tags in Kori Argentum! Kori leaps over the top rope and lands a dropkick into DAHLIA! DAHLIA goes spilling over into her corner! She uses the ropes to get up but Diana Bellerose blind tags into the match! The fans are going wild! Diana rushes in and ducks Kori and hits her with a neckbreaker! Diana gets Kori up and hits her with a forearm to the face then a right hand then spins a kick into her midsection! Diana bounces off of the ropes but Kori runs up and takes Diana out with a running leg lariat! The fans are on their feet! Both women are up and Kori gets Diana in a headlock and transitions it into a hammerlock! Diana reverses it into a wristlock then whips Kori into the ropes! Diana ducks down and hits a running Kori with a big back bodydrop! The fans go nuts! Diana stomps on Kori then climbs to the top rope! Kassandra tries to interfere but Diana kicks her off off the apron!
Steve White: Kori and Diana going for it! Diana dominating right now as she debuts here tonight as well! Diana so impressive as she goes up top and she’s not taking shit from anyone here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Diana looking damn fine out there tonight as she gets to the top rope! Is she gonna end this one right now, dammit?!
Diana leaps off with a moonsault but she lands right on Kori’s knees! Kori rolls to her corner and tags in Brian Phillips! Diana is in pain and rolls over and tags in Remington Ivory Prescott! Of course Remington is showboating when he gets in! Brian runs at him but Remington ducks him and hits Brian with a cross jab! He hits him with a right hand, a quick jab, left left right! Brian smirks after he takes the blows and Remington’s expression changes! Brian hits Remington with big right hands then levels him with a lariat! Brian pulls Remington back up for his DDT but Remington shoves Brian away! Remington goes to leave the ring through the ropes and the ref stops Brian from advancing! Remington shoves the ref out of the way and clubs Brian in the back and knees him in the gut! Remington follows up with a big vertical suplex and the fans go wild!
Steve White: Remington Ivory Prescott! One of the most intense, brash and underhanded young stars to step foot in EHWF in 2022! He goes head to head with HardKore Brian Phillips right now and he’s doing damage!
Chuck Thompson: RIP is young, he’s talented, he’s got money and skill and he’ll do whatever it takes to win! What more could you want in a competitor! This guy is ability personified right now!
Chris Matthews loses his temper on the apron and drops off as he goes to ditch his team! Remington celebrates in the ring and taunts Matthews as he gets to the bottom of the ramp! Remington advances on Brian but Brian boots him in the gut! Brian goes for the DDT but as he kicks Remington gets out of it and bounces off of the ropes and levels Brian with a lariat! Brian is back up! He takes Brian out with another one! Remington whips Brian into the ropes but Brian comes back and takes Remington down with a diving shoulder block! Brian is tryna save this one! He grabs Remington and plants him with a sideslam! Remington kicks away and takes refuge against the ropes, telling the ref to break it up but Kevin Hunter blind tags in and RIP isn’t happy about it!
Steve White: Again RIP tries to get tricky but Hunter has had enough and he tags himself in! RIP is pissed off about it though! Hunter not playing around!
Chuck Thompson: Kevin Hunter wants to send a message and he’s not going to wait for Remington Ivory Prescott! He’s gonna get in there and do it himself!
The fans are going nuts! Hunter and Brian just start all out brawling! Both men start to bleed as they trade punches and the fans go WILD! Hunter with a knee then an elbow to the top of the head! Hunter whips Brian! Brian reverses it but Hunter reverses that! Hunter bends down but Brian kicks Hunter in the head when he bounces back and Hunter is hurt after that big boot to the skull! Adora Kincaid tosses the “Kryptonite” ring to RIP on the apron! RIP steps through and when Brian turns to face him, RIP hits Brian with Kryptonite Overture the Power of the Punch w/ "Kryptonite" Diamond Ring! The ring gets imprinted on Brian’s now bleeding forehead! He stumbles into Kevin Hunter who then hits him with Killer Effect! The fans go NUTS! Kevin Hunter covers!
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners… The team of… mother malice, Diana Bellerose, Remington Ivory Prescott and Kevin Hunter!!
Steve White: Oof! Remington Ivory Prescott with that Kryptonite Ring assisted punch to the face damn near knocked Phillips out cold, saved Hunter and got this team a win! RIP doesn’t give a shit, he’ll do whatever just to win!
Chuck Thompson: A HUGE win for this team here tonight! What a match that was! Now these 5 have the task of taking this momentum to their respective brands and carving out a career!
The winners get in the ring. RIP and Kevin Hunter have a stare down as Hunter’s music hits. RIP yells over at the announce area and argues with them and the music changes to Remington Ivory Prescott’s theme. Hunter isn’t impressed but RIP starts to try and celebrate with them all and take centre stage.
Steve White: Well RIP definitely has confidence and no shortage of it, you gotta give him that!
Remington holds his arms out to the fans who give a mixed reaction as the rest of the competitors in the ring watch him and we fade out.
One of the side doors to the FTX Arena in Miami, Florida opens up and someone damn near struts right on in...
We're taking in the shot from below as the expensive black shoes make their way down the back corridor of the FTX Arena in Miami, Florida... and just the walk itself is so focused, so driven that this person isn't in the business of being stopped or asked any questions. It becomes obvious that it's a woman as we continue our way up and her hands are tucked slightly in the pockets of her suit pants. There's a stylish Burberry belt wrapped around her waist which we get a glimpse of during the pan up. Her torso is revealed and the rest of the all black suit is pulled together with a matching Burberry tie. Her long black hair is laid smoothly down past her shoulders and the woman comes to a graceful stop at the end of the corridor.
?: You.
We pan over to one of the random stagehands that looks up from pushing the catering cart. He immediately stops in his tracks, frozen like a deer in headlights. He holds a finger to himself as if to ask 'Me?'
The woman doesn't even grace that with a response. She moves right along to what she's here for.
?: Staff Lounge.
She sounds impatient already and she just walked in. That can't be a good sign.
The poor stagehand trembles just a bit before he points down another corridor to the left of the woman.
?: Thanks.
She gives him a wink and turns to head down the new corridor.
?: You're Fired, by the way.
As we turn to follow the woman down the new corridor we get a glimpse of the poor (quite literally, now) stagehand's look of shock. With a frustrated expression, the young man snatches off his apron and turns around to stomp his way to the staff locker room or something.
The woman's expensive shoes lead her down the corridor to where a small sign that reads: 'Lounge' is leading to a set of double doors. She doesn't even hesitate, not for a second, before she reaches for those doors and pulls them open wide.
The woman steps inside the lounge where we get to see most of the staff for EHWF events and this show in particular. A quick pan around the room from the woman's point-of-view gives us a shot of Fernandez Gomez, Mya Gomez, Alejandro Gomez and a few of their special guests, such as Wesley Kendrick and a host of familiar celebrity faces. Everyone seems to be quite enjoying themselves so the collective turn towards the now open doors is equivalent to a record scratching.
?: Ladies and Gentlemen...
The woman reaches into her pocket and comes out with a small piece of gum. Which she begins to unwrap.
?: My name is Vanity Reign.
Everyone's faces start to twist up in confusion but she doesn't give anyone a chance to say a word.
Vanity Reign: I am your new Assistant General Manager of Chaos...
Vanity pops the piece of gum into her mouth and steps forward, tucking the now empty wrapper into the pocket of some random celebrity guest's shirt. She chomps on her gum with a devilish smirk.
Vanity Reign: And I believe we have a lot to talk about.
We fade out on Vanity Reign's devilish gum-chewing grin.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is an open challenge battle royal and it’s for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Azzurra Rissi's music hits and the fans get up and start making some noise. Azzurra comes out and looks either side of the stage first before making their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get up the steel steps and look out at the fans before they get into the ring and raise their arms while they wait for the match to begin.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… Azzurra Rissi!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain, wearing his blue and black facepaint with his black and blue gear along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the back of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder. Also has a penguin, walrus and a polar bear stitching on the left-hand side of his chest, stating Stop Climate Change.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to finally start.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… The Iceman… Konrad Raab!
Under the knife by Rise Against plays in the arena and the fans all watch as the lights go dark and then turn green and red with a siren playing in the background. The only thing we see is Chemic's mask on the stage before the lights get brighter and we see him make his way down the ramp. He has no interaction with the fans at all except for looking back as he gets to the ring. Chemic gets in the ring and folds his arms in the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Illa Isabella: And next… Chemic!
The PA System hits with the opening of OTW as the fans all pick up in the stands and begin to cheer. As the lighting darkens and styles and the smoke goes off, Ace Pena emerges onto the stage and looks out at all of the cheering and screaming fans! He holds his arms out before taking his sunglasses off and with a smile, makes his way down the ramp. He high fives some of the fans cheering for him in the crowd before sprinting down the remainder of the ramp and sliding into the ring. He looks out at the fans, getting up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms and celebrating his arrival as he gets off of the ropes and makes his way into the middle of the ring, stretching and loosening up.
Illa Isabella: And now… Making his way to the ring… Ace Pena!
The opening of 'Be Right Here' by Kungs hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving orange and green lights strobbed throughout. The fans cheer as Joanna steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she raises her arms to the cheering fans!
Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand through her hair before tagging some of the fans hands as they reach over the barricade with cheers! The fiery Joanna breaks out into a sprint as the theme reaches it's peak drop on the speakers!
As she walks up the steal steps Joanna has a confident stride as she walks along the apron's edge, wiping her boots off on the apron before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up, flipping her hair over her shoulder and performing theatrics in the ring and on the corner before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
Illa Isabella: And next… She is one half of the EHWF Mixed Tag Team Champions… Joanna Rissi!
Kickstart My Heart kicks in and Remi's arrival to the stage comes in a casual strut even if her head is bopping to the beat of her theme. She takes a moment to drink in the arena's scene while the music courses through her body. Soon enough, she can't help herself and she's jamming out and grooving with the Motley Cru all over the stage. She's tossing horns up and randomly air guitaring down the ramp and toward the ring, even stopping for the occasional fan's invisible microphone to sing out with her theme.
At the ring, Remi hops up onto the apron and turns around to throw her hands up to the crowd. She ducks inside and climbs up each of the top turnbuckles, throwing up rocker horns and screaming the lyrics out at the crowd. Once done, she backs herself into one of the corners, leans back, pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her top and pops it into her mouth with a thotty wink into the nearest camera.
Illa Isabella: And Finally… She is the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Remi Skyfire (c) vs. Ace Pena vs. Azzurra Rissi vs. Chemic vs. Joanna Rissi vs. Konrad Raab
The bell sounds and the fans are going wild as Remi Skyfire is pumped and ready to defend. The others all look a little apprehensive but the fight breaks out! Ace Pena targets Joanna and instantly tries to throw her over the rope only to have Azzurra rush in and try and make the save! They fight and wrestle against the ropes! Konrad Raab and Remi Skyfire come in close and trade some blows! Remi with some kickboxing combos and Raab with some boxing lefts and rights! Raab with a big swing misses Remi and she punishes him with a big belly to belly! Chemic clubs Remi in the back! Chemic picks up Raab and headbutts him against the ropes! He tries to eliminate him but Raab drops Chemic with a right hand! Remi runs up right after Chemic goes down and clotheslines Raab right over the top rope to the outside floor!
Illa Isabella: Konrad Raab has been eliminated!!
Steve White: Oof and just like that, Remi Skyfire eliminates Konrad Raab! Konrad won’t be getting the Jr Heavyweight Championship back tonight! This guy really has to try harder from now on Chuck!!
Chuck Thompson: Konrad desperately needs to bounce back and he’s gotta work at that but there are 5 people who remain in the ring and we know how dangerous Remi Skyfire has become! She has built herself into a top competitor in EHWF in just a couple of months and now she’s defending her belt against whoever accepted here tonight!
Azzurra and Joanna fight Ace off but Chemic comes over and tries to toss Ace over the top rope! Joanna and Azzurra both team up against Remi! They snap kicks into her and she takes it but Remi drops Joanna with a right hand then drops Azzurra! Remi picks up Azzurra and tries to eliminate her but Joanna with a punch, saves her! Azzurra and Joanna look at each other and double dropkick Remi to the mat! Joanna springs off of the middle ropes and lands on Remi with a springboard splash! Azzurra and Joanna get together again and line up Remi! Remi gets up and they advance for a double clothesline but Remi is so much faster and levels both women with a double spear on them! Azzurra and Joanna are down! Remi grabs Azzurra and throws her to the outside as the fans go NUTS!
Illa Isabella: Azzurra Rissi has been eliminated!!
Steve White: And there goes Azzurra! You can’t stop Remi like that! You can hit her with anything you like, she’s just gonna take it and come back twice as pissed! You gotta find another way!
Chuck Thompson: Remi building momentum and steam here right now! Who is capable of stopping this girl?!
Joanna grabs Remi from behind and runs her to the ropes and tries to get her over! Joanna tries to get Remi over the top and eliminate her but Remi hits her with an elbow to the head! Joanna goes down! Remi plants Joanna with a big suplex! Chemic runs up and drops Remi with a big running body block the second that she gets up! The fans are going nuts! Chemic grabs her by the chin and raises Remi up then boots her in the midsection! Chemic pulls Remi in and raises her up for his Chemical Plant piledriver! Remi kicks around while suspended in the air then gets her boots back on the mat and lifts Chemic up with great strength and tosses him out of the ring with a body drop! The fans lose it and go NUTS!
Illa Isabella: Chemic has been eliminated!!
Steve White: Another one! Chemic went to plant Remi but she powered through and tossed his ass out! Now Remi has proven to truely been unstoppable!
Chuck Thompson: Well if she wins here AGAIN tonight, I really don’t know who the heck is capable of beating her?!
Ace runs up and snaps a kick into Remi’s midsection! Joanna comes from behind and takes Remi out with her wheelbarrow bulldog and Ace stomps on Remi’s back! They get her down! Joanna grabs Remi for an elimination but Ace grabs Joanna and tosses her over the top rope! She saves herself on the apron and the fans go wild! Ace turns around and notices and he’s pissed! He slaps his boot and runs up for his Phantasm running boot but Joanna pulls the top rope down and he goes right over and spills to the outside while Joanna holds on to the ropes and the apron!
Illa Isabella: Ace Pena has been eliminated!!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Ace was 2 seconds from taking Joanna out there and she saw him coming! Ace is out and now it’s only Joanna and Remi and Joanna definitely has her work cut out for her tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Remi is getting up but Joanna is already on it! Joanna could do it here tonight!
Joanna leaps to the top rope and flies off, hitting Remi with a flying hurricanrana! The fans are going wild! Joanna knows she’s gotta act quick so she picks Remi up and tosses her into the ropes! She tries to get her over but Remi is way too strong for her! Remi knocks her down! Joanna is up but gets a German Suplex from Remi! Joanna doesn’t want to let it end like this! Remi gets her up on her back and tries to throw her over but Joanna grabs the top rope and shakes it then gets off of Remi’s back and punches her then hits her again and again and again! Remi blocks the last one and grabs Joanna by the head and tosses her over the top rope! Joanna catches herself on the apron!
Steve White: Joanna refusing to lose this one now but she’s in trouble!
Chuck Thompson: She’s teetering! Remi isn’t graceful either so anything could happen right now!
Remi charges! Joanna pulls the top rope down! Remi goes over and the fans go NUTS! Remi catches herself on the apron! Both of them get up on the outside of of the apron and stabilise themselves! Joanna runs up for Celestial Shot but Remi runs and takes Joanna out with a spear on the apron! Joanna holds her torso and coughs and splustters! She tries to forcer herself up with the ropes and the fans are going wild! Remi jumps up from the apron to the middle ropes and then springs off with amazing balance and hang time as she gets a flying double knee facebuster - her Sex Pistol in right on Joanna! Joanna takes the knees hard to the face as she falls to the outside! The fans Go NUTS! Remi holds onto the ropes on the apron and raises her arms!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
Steve White: What a battle at the end there! What a skirmish but Remi Skyfire impresses yet again and this time she just beat all oncoming challengers in her open battle royal to retain the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: I gotta say, the undefeated Remi Skyfire is looking more and more unstoppable after every match! Who’s capable of competing with her in EHWF!?
Remi’s music hits as she helps Joanna up and the two shake hands as the fans go NUTS! Remi gets her title belt and goes over to the ropes where she holds it high to the cheering fans!
Kickstart My Heart is still playing as Remi Skyfire celebrates in the ring with the EHWF Junior Heavyweight championship. The crowd is cheering her in appreciation of her second defense of the title that she's held since Christmas. The camera cuts to a close shot as she climbs the turnbuckle and holds the title high over her head and catches something in her expression change as she’s looking up at the championship belt. Slowly she descends the turnbuckle, still looking at the title, then nods to herself. She places the Junior Heavyweight strap over her shoulder and calls for a microphone as her music dies out.
Jaysus fuck…what a match, yeah?
She pauses to catch her breath as the crowd offers it’s renewed appreciation for the match they just saw. Having caught her breath, she shifts the title to her other shoulder and continues.
That’s the kind of thing that happens when you're the Champion, though. You’re hunted, targeted like some trophy and if you don’t stay on your toes you get got. I’ve twice defended the Junior Heavyweight Championship, against multiple people both times, and proven I’ve got what it takes to stay not just one step, but a half mile ahead of the entire division. I’ve just proven that I’m untouchable, that regardless of who came before me, this is my title and I will define it.
She pauses again to pat the title.
So…I’m going to do something that a lot of you might think is crazy. Y’see, I know this title belongs around my waist, I know that I can hold it for basically as long as I want, and I know that there’s no one in the division that can touch me for it…that’s why I’m going to vacate the Junior Heavyweight Championship effective immediately. This title is destined for bigger and brighter things and so am I, but not together. See, I’m not just quitting, no-sir, I’m vacating this title to invoke Section 32.
She pauses to allow the crowd to take in what she just said and the reception goes from confused booing to cheers as Remi revealed she will be challenging for one of EHWF’s top titles.
Oh, but which one?! Which title will the Blackheart come after next? Which Champion should start sweating? Nah, I’m holding that one close. Let them all sweat, let them all look over their shoulder, cos I’m comin’. I was put on this planet to be champion and it’s going to happen. Where and when? Well, I guess everyone will just have to wait and find out!
With that, she takes the title off her shoulder and hands it to the referee before dropping the microphone and exiting the ring as her music picks up again.
As the camera cut away from the match to Brain HardKore Phillips and a nicely dressed woman clearly set up for an interview only for the plans to go out the window when like a flash of lightning someone came from off camera and layed out Phillips with a clothesline. It was only when everything was said and done, and HardKore was knocked out on the floor did we see that it had been none other than Conner Creed who didn’t even look at the inteviewer before turning to the camera only pointing at them with his bat and giving a quick.
“Out!”
Before turning his attention to the camera and smiling at the camera a sinister grin that looks all too familiar to those watching at home who knew all too well the violence that usually followed.
“Do I have your attention?”
Conner asked the camera ignoring what had to have been a clearly terrified camera man as he continued. Pausing just long enough to finish the bottle of whisky in his other hand and throwing it to the ground smashing it into a million little pieces.
“I sure as fuck hope so, because this right here isn’t going to be just another Pay Per View, no you see tonight is going to be down right fucking historic your going to be able to look back on tonight years from now and tell anybody who will listen the story about the time you watched this show tonight. And while the details will be fuzzy or forgotten entirely the one thing that will forever be sketched into your mind is going to be the main event. And not just because of the beat down that I’m going to be putting Wilmer Patacky through no because as fun as that’s going to be that’s a repeat of what happened last Mayhem with the violence turned up to eleven. No what you’re going to remember, what’s going to go down in the history books is going to be the fact that tonight, is going to be the night where that EHWF Championship title finally FINALLY gets put around my waist.”
Conner said as he brought the baseball bat into the palm of his free hand. Matching every emphasized word to help get his point across.
“And I say historic because that’s EXACTLY what it’s going to be, because once I get ahold of that title I am never letting that goddamn thing go, Alexandra Kendrick and Wilmer Patacky be damned because while their more than welcome to try and take it from me along with ANYONE else stupid enough to get in that ring with me. The exact same thing that’s going to go down here is going to happen to them they’ll talk a lot of shit throw a punch or two and then end up a bloody fucking stain on the mat. Because I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again I’m a whole knew breed of monster that none of you mother fuckers have seen. I proved that when I did what none of you other pathetic little bitches couldn’t and knocked Patacky’s ass out for that three count, and I’ll prove it all over again in this main event.”
Conner stopped to laugh again this time just as sinister as the last as he shook his head.
“Because the only one who thinks that this match is going to end any other way than me standing over an unconscious Wilmer Patacky is the poor son of a bitch who’s holding my title right now. And Wilmer the only reason why you still thing that your going to beat me tonight is because you are the most delusional mother fucker I know. And I hope you’re watching this Wilmer rather it’s hiding in the hotel room or in the locker room right now I really hoping your watching this because I’m going to give you one last chance to not only save yourself a trip to the hospital but your own career because Patacky if you do get into that ring with me if you really are that fucking stupid and I know you are. Then your not walking out of it, no they’re going to have to carry you out piece by goddamn piece. Because you already saw what I could do to you in a normal match, but you’re in my world now bitch, and that means that there’s no rules, or refs to save you’re ass and I can take my sweet time take you apart with my little friend here”
Conner raised the beaten bat like a prize as he continued to speak showing off his weapon of choice.
“Along with anything else I can find underneath that ring, hell anything I can find in the stadium. And NO ONE and NOTHING can stop me do you got that?”
Conner lowered the bat with a frustrated sigh and a smirk as he continued on.
“Of course not because if you did you would have mailed me that title after the beating I gave you at Mayhem before hiding under the largest rock you could find. No instead I know exactly what your going to do you’re going to ignore this act of kindness, your going to go down to that ring pretending your hot shit, and then I’m going to bring your world crashing down around you before I knock your sorry ass out AGAIN!”
Conner yelled again as he slammed his foot down on the knocked out performer on the ground earning a groan from them as his foot came down on whatever part of their body off screen.
“But even though I know exactly how this is going to play out like I said I’m here to offer you one last chance to just give me the EHWF Heavyweight Championship and walk the fuck away. Not out of the kindness of my heart, or because I’m a good guy but because after what I fucking do to you tonight I want to have the excuse that I gave you an out. I want the blame for the slaughter that’s about to happen to be on your head, not mine.”
Conner brought the bat back up again into the view of the camera and pointed it down the lens at his opponent who he clearly hope was watching.
“So Wilmer surprise me for once and make the smart play here huh? Forget about being a hero, forget about being the champ, and make the best career move you’ve ever had and just give it up. Because if you don’t I’m going to make sure that your walk down that ramp is going to be your fucking last.”
Steve White: Its time for the final match in an epic saga!
Chuck Thompson: Brandon Bash and Eric Smith meet head on in a honest to goodness straight up wrestling match!
Illa Isabella: Ladies and gentlemen! Its time for the 20 minute iron man match!
The crowd erupts and jumps to their feet.
Chuck Thompson: Hell yes!
Illa Isabella: Introducing first… EHWF Hall of Famer ...Brandon Bash!
The lights in the arena flicker off, as the opening to "Nimble Bastard" by Incubus begins to play throughout the arena. Out from behind the curtains steps Brandon Bash. The crowd surprisingly cheer the once most hated man of EHWF. He is wearing his h his wrestling trunks that are black and have a BB logo similar to the Daredevil DD, in a font that is wrapped in barbwire on the back of them. Brandon looks around at the crowd, flashing a cocky smirk as he stops halfway down the ramp. He brings his palms together, then bows his head slightly while closing his eyes. It seems as if he is saying a small prayer, before opening his eyes and flashing a small, sadistic grin across his lips as he makes his way down the ramp. He climbs up the steel steps, wiping his feet on the apron before climbing in through the middle rope. Brandon would then pace around the ring a bit, before stepping over to a random turnbuckle. He would once again flash his trademark sadistic grin, as he popped his knuckles, then his neck as "Nimble Bastard" begins to fade away as he awaited for the bell to ring.
Steve White: Bash went old school tonight!
Illa Isabella: And next his opponent… Also EHWF Hall of Famer… Eric “The Rage” Smith!
The lights go out across the arena and foot steps can be heard. The screen fills with static as man in a skin like mask appears staring into the camera and abruptly pyro shoots up across the arena and The devil and I by Slipknot plays over the PA system. Eric Smith walks out from behind the curtains and is center stage wearing black trunks, boots, elbow and knee pads with his mask on. As he takes the roar of the crowed in, he rips the mask off his head and walks quickly to the ring. As he nears the ring, he spots the smallest fan and puts the mask over the child's head with no emotion and then slides into the ring. Wasting now time, he makes his way to the turnbuckle furthest away and leans on it and waits for the match to start.
Chuck Thompson: The crowd is electric!
Steve White: When was the last time we got to see these men have a straight up match!? They are both ring veterans, I cant wait!
Both men meet in the middle of the ring as the referee begins to explain the rules of the match. A 20 minutes time clock pops up on the screen. As the the referee finishes up the instructions, both meet begin to push each other forehead to forehead. Then the referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Brandon Bash vs. Eric Smith
Bash and Smith lock up and begin to move around the ring. Smith pushes Bash and he pushes back. Eric spin Brandon into a headlock and grinds his arms into his head. Brandon shin rakes Smith and pushes him into the ropes. Eric bounces back ducks under a clothesline and hits the ropes again. Brandon leans down for a back body drop, Eric goes over his head but instead of landing on his back, he lands on his feet. Brandon runs at him and ducks under a clothesline attempt by Smith. Both men bounce off the ropes on opposite sides of the ring and meet each other in the middle in a shoulder block. Neither men are moved as they stare at each other in anger.
Steve White: Are we sure these guys are middle aged?
Brandon and Smith immediately start swinging punches. Bash hits with a right and Smith with a left. Brandon kicks Smith in the stomach. As Smith leans over, Bash positions him for suplex. Bash lifts him over his head and drops Eric. But Bash does not release. He stands back again with Eric for another. Smith somehow reverses the suplex and lifts Bash over his head and slams Bash onto his back.
Crowd: This is wrestling! This is wrestling! This is wrestling!
Eric Smith stands back up to his feet and stares at Bash and smiles. Eric walks to the corner and sets up the KOT punt kick as Bash crawls on the ground.
Chuck Thompson: Are we about to see the first pinfall?
As Eric runs towards Bash. Bash suddenly jumps to his feet and hits Smith in the chin with the Texas Chin Massacre! Bash immediately covers Smith for the first pin fall.
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
Steve White: How the hell…?
Brandon rages and starts to scream at the ref. As he gets closer the referee warns him to back up or he will be DQed. Brandon spits on the referee's shoes and walks back towards Smith. Brandon pulls him up and waves at him bye bye and sets him up for the Wicked Prayer. But Bash waits to long and Eric lifts Bash into the air and back body drops him to the hard floor outside the ring. Eric stumbles to the ropes and catches his self. Brandon can be seen on the outside getting back up. Eric climbs between the ropes and stands on the apron. Just before Bash notices him, Eric leaps off the mat and sends a flying knee into the chin of Bash. The referee yells at them both to get back into the ring. Smith just screams back at him “You cant count us both out!”
Steve White: He makes a good point!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out! They are coming…
Eric has Bash and Slams his head into the announcers table. As Bash stumbles away, Eric grabs his head again and slams it into the ring apron. Bash again attempts to stumble away as Eric follows him. A fan holds out a beer to Smith who shrugs and drinks it. As he does this Bash turns back around and kicks Smith in the balls!
Chuck Thompson: Caught slipping!
Brandon immensely grabs Smiths head into a DDT position and lays him out on the hard floor with a spike DDT!
Steve White: That's gonna be felt for a while!
Bash immediately slides back into the ring and stares at Smith who is now covered in a crimson mask of blood on the outside. Bash smiles as the referee begins the count.
1…
2…
Eric begins to crawl on the outside.
Eric is now on his knees.
4…
5…
Eric places one foot on the floor.
6…
7…
Eric is now on his feet.
8…
Eric attempts to slide under the ropes and Bash kicks him away.
9…
Eric spits blood into the face of Bash. Bash moves away from the ropes as Eric slides back in.
Chuck Thompson: That was way too close! Not one pinfall and we are more than halfway done!
As Brandon Bash gets his wits back, Eric runs at him and hits him with the Breathless boot to the chest! The crowd erupts. Eric falls to the ground and begins to crawl towards Brandon's lifeless body.
Steve White: Hurry!
After what seems like an eternity, Eric makes the cover on Bash
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
The crowd erupts in boos. Eric's face looks distraught and disappointed as he lays on the mat. Blood is still seen slowly leaking from his forehead as he turns over on all fours and attempts to stand up. He grabs the ropes and pulls himself up. Out of nowhere Brandon Bash grabs Eric and rolls him up for the pin with a handful of Erics tights.
1…
2..
KICK OUT!
Chuck Thompson: Leave it to Bash to never play clean!
Bash screams while laying on the mat. Both men make it on their knees and stare at each other in the center of the ring. Before either man gets back up, Brandon slaps Smith across the face. Eric stares at him, grins and sends a slam across Brandon's face. Brandon grabs the back of Eric's head and sends a right hand. Eric retaliates and hits Brandon in the stomach and Smashes his forehead into Brandon's nose. Brandon is now busted wide open but does not seem to care. Both men are back on their feet and keep swinging punches at each other. Brandon plays dirty again and kicks Smith in the nuts again puts Smith into The Royal Flush position (test drive), spins Smith and drives him to the mat. Brandon slowly crawls over to Smith and pins him
1…
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KICK OUT!!
Bash jumps into the referee's face and screams “He placed his bets! He can't kick out of the Royal flush!” As the referee screams back Brandon notices the clock with only less then 9 minutes to go and neither man has a pinfall. Bash's face changes from panic to a smile. He reaches into his trunks and pulls out a wad of cash.
Chuck Thompson: What the hell?
Steve White: Dirty money…
Brandon walks over to the referee and hands him the money. The referee back away from Bash looking confused. Brandon Bash then fans the stack of $100’s at the referee who just stares at him. Slowly the referee reaches out and takes the money from Brandon Bash.
Chuck Thompson: You dirty son of a bitch!
Steve White: He cant keep him down long enough, so now hes gonna buy his pin!
Brandon slides out of the ring and immediately reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair wrapped in barbed wire! The crowd erupts in boos. Brandon smiles and shh’s them. Brandon slides back into the ring. As Eric is getting back up he turns around as Bash throws the chair at him. Eric catches the chair. This is a mistake! Brandon then superkicks the chair into his face. TEXAS CHAIR MASSACRE!
Steve White: Oh come on…
Eric falls to one knee as blood drips from his face. Falls to another knee as Bash walks up to him. Eric wobbles and Brandon just pokes him. Eric falls on to his face. Brandon stares at Eric, spits on him and rolls him to his back. He looks at the referee and smiles. Brandon puts his boot on the chest for the pin.
1…
2…
ROPE BREAK!
Brandon cant believe it. He yet again screams at the referee. He points to the pocket and the referee apologizes. Brandon laughs and slaps the refs face and he can be heard saying “force of habit. Its ok. Lets do it again”. Brandon swaggers to the turnbuckle as Eric lays on the mat. He climbs to the top rope and points at the referee who nods and gives Brandon a thumbs up. The clock shows 60 seconds to go. Out of nowhere the crowd erupts as security and another referee hit the ring. The ref who took the money looks terrified as he's grabbed by security. Chaos ensues while Brandon is still on the top rope. Eric Smith is suddenly seen standing. Before anyone can act, he grabs the crooked referee and wipes him into the corner towards Bash. This causes Bash to fall on the top rope and smash his nether regions. As the referee turns around hes might with a big boot the chest.
Steve White: BAH GAWD!
The new referee clears security out of the ring with 30 seconds to go. Eric is already climbing the top rope with Bash. Bash attempts to fight him but again gets a headbutt to the nose. Eric places Brandon into the super fall away position. The crowd erupts as he stands on the top rope with Bash.
Chuck Thompson: Is this the old school Truly Breathless?! Oh my GAWD
Eric flips Bash up and over his head while flipping into a moonsault on top of him. Bash slams into the mat with Eric on top of him with 8 seconds to go. The referee begins the count.
1…
2…
3!
The crowd counts down the last 5 seconds
5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner with the only pinfall of this 20 minute iron man match… Eric “The Rage” Smith!
Steve White: I don't know if we call that a masterpiece or disasterpiece!
Eric slowly makes his way to his knees. The referee raises his arm as the crowd cheers him! Eric looks over at a downed Bash and stares at him. Both men are hurt and exhausted. Neither man gets up to their feet. The fans are going wild and Eric falls back and sits against the ropes as he looks on at Bash with intensity before we fade out.
We come in backstage where Patricia Downs is waiting with a microphone in the Annihilation interview area. A flat screen TV is behind her playing highlights of the Joyride and Futureshock feud the world has seen over the past couple of months.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time are Thea Nefeli and Nina Chanel. The EHWF World Tag Team Champions!
The fans go wild when Thea and Nina step up into the interview area. Nina's arm is all taped up from her battle last week in the big brawl.
Patricia Downs: Guys, you have a huge match up next when you will defend your Tag Team Championships against Zoe and Jade. Futureshock are out to get your belts and Joyride and Futureshock have been fighting against each other for some time. Now it finally results in a big title match showdown up next. Do you think you can win here tonight?
Thea Nefeli: Patricia, we have been fighting with Zoe and Jade for a long time and last time I checked, they have never beaten us. We beat them in tag team turmoil for the titles. I defended my Hardcore Championship against Jade Moxie in a steel cage match. Both Nina and I have beaten Zoe in one on one competition so I know that we can win here tonight.
Patricia Downs: Nina, you have a minor injury with your arm all taped up tonight but you have chosen to defend here tonight. Will this affect your result in defending your title?
Nina Chanel: I'm not going to lie, it got pretty heated between us and Futureshock last week in that big brawl and it seems like I've damaged my arm but there is no way I'm not going to defend my title tonight. We've been through too much with Zoe and Jade to just let it go like that. I'll be fine and Joyride will walk out champs!
Nina taps her title belt on her shoulder and winds up her bandaged arm.
Patricia Downs: Is there a lot of hatred between you and Futureshock? With all that has gone on it seems like there is.
Thea Nefeli: There is no hatred there at all. There is a lot of intensity. Call it whatever you want. We don't hate Zoe and Jade but we know that there is history for sure and that is all going to add to this match up next. We don't plan to focus on that we are only going to focus on winning.
Nina Chanel: Zoe and Thea have had history. Zoe hasn't been the most friendly person towards us for multiple reasons but Thea and I will go out there and do what we have to do to prove that we are one of the best tag teams that EHWF have ever seen.
Nina and Thea walk off of the interview area as Patricia nods at the camera.
Patricia Downs: Back to you, guys!
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest tonight is set for one single fall!
Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie come out as the fans cheer for them. They go to the ends of the stage and hype up the crowd before meeting back in the middle and high fiving. Zoe and Jade sprint down the ramp and slide in the ring as they take off their jackets down to their ring attire and get to either end of the ring up on the turnbuckle and raise their arms to the cheering crowd. Zoe and Jade get down and get to their corner as the strategise, waiting for their opponents to come out so they can start the contest.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… The Challengers… Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie… Future Shock!
The fans start to cheer as Joyride hits the PA system. Nina and Thea come out on the stage in the smoke and lights as the fans cheer for them. They both pose on the stage for a moment before they come down the ramp and slap the hands of the fans. They come down the ramp and slide inside the ring. They get to a corner each and raise their hands to the cheering crowd. They get off the turnbuckles and come over to the ropes on the side of the ring and Thea leans on them with her arms raised while Nina gets up on the second ropes next to Thea and raises an arm. They get down and get to the corner to wait for the bell to sound.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… Their opponents… The EHWF Tag Team Champions… Nina Chanell and The Hardcore Champion… Thea Nefeli… Joyride!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Joyride (c) vs. Future Shock
The bell sounds and Thea and Zoe tie up! Thea gets Zoe into a wristlock but Zoe twists it into a hammerlock! Zoe with some knees to Thea’s back! Thea judo flips Zoe over her back but Zoe lands on her feet! Zoe with a back elbow to Thea! Zoe runs up and springboards off of the middle ropes but Thea hits the mat and ducks it! Zoe crashes to the mat and Thea follows up with a big bulldog! The fans are going wild! Thea springs up onto the middle ropes and leaps off! She goes for a splash but Zoe dodges it! Thea hits the mat! Zoe off of the top rope and she drags a big flying kick across the chest of Thea! The fans are behind this one as the get to their damn feet tonight! Zoe grabs Thea by her hair and tosses her in the corner! She runs up but Thea dives out of the way and Zoe eats the corner! Thea goes for a corner move but Zoe with the back elbow! Thea runs up to rebound but Zoe lifts her and drops Thea chin first on the turnbuckle as the fans go wild for the fast paced action!
Steve White: After all the battles that Thea and Zoe have had and after all of the intensity between Joyride and Future Shock - we’re finally getting to see these two teams do battle with the titles on the line!!
Chuck Thompson: My favourite match of the night! Thea and Zoe are beating the crap out of each other! There’s no love lost here as this one heats up!
Thea and Zoe trade lefts and rights! They pull each other’s heads into big rights! The fans are going wild! Zoe with a wild slap across Thea’s face! Zoe snaps a kick into Thea’s side then a big kick into the other side of her neck! Zoe bounces off of the ropes and swings but Thea ducks it and grabs Zoe’s neck then plants her with a big neckbreaker! The fans are cheering! Thea springs onto the middle ropes then to the top rope then flies through the air as she nails Zoe with a missile dropkick! The crowd is really loud off of that one! Thea scoops Zoe up on her shoulder! Zoe elbows Thea in her face then slides off of her and gets her in a waistlock! Zoe twists into a wristlock then gets Thea in a headlock! Zoe pushes off of the ropes with Thea in her grasp then slams her with a big karate flip on the mat and keeps her in the chokehold on the mat! They slowly get up! Thea goes down and kicks up off of the mat and elbows Zoe in the face! Thea drops Zoe with a big knife edge chop! Thea springs off of the middle ropes with a big lionsault! She hooks both legs!
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Steve White: Thea taking Zoe down and then hitting her with that big lionsault for a near fall! That was massive! These two are really going at it tonight!
Chuck Thompson: The belts are on the line and remember what Joyride said. Future Shock has never beaten Joyride and in this recent feud of theirs, Future Shock has come off the loser every single time!
Thea picks Zoe up but Zoe hits Thea with a jawbreaker! Zoe gets Thea against the ropes and gets her in a sleeper hold when she bounces back! Zoe has it locked in! Thea is fading and struggling! Thea with great strength hoists Zoe up and slams her down with a back body slam! Thea is hurt but she breaks out of it! They both get up and Thea gets Zoe in a hammerlock! Zoe stomps on Thea’s boot HARD and Thea yells in pain as she lets go! Zoe with a mean elbow then a roundhouse! Thea is down and Zoe drops a leg across her chest! Zoe wants to finish it! Zoe springs off of the ropes for a moonsault but Thea rolls away and Zoe crashes into the mat! Zoe yells in pain and Thea leaps up and dive tags Nina into the mat! Nina gets to the top rope and the fans go WILD as she leaps off and hits Zoe with a flying hurricanrana!
Steve White: Zoe takes control of this one but Thea gets the tag to Nina and Nina with that massive flying hurricanrana! These fans are going nuts! Nina putting it all on the line there and Zoe taking it hard!
Chuck Thompson: Nina’s arm is damaged from the big all in brawl last week! This is gonna slow Joyride down, that’s for sure!
Nina is clearly hurt on her right arm. She picks Zoe up slowly and hits her with a right hand then another then another then another! The fans go wild as Nina bounces off of the ropes but Zoe jumps up and hits Nina with a jumping dragonrana! The fans lose their shit! They both get up! Nina ducks Zoe and takes her out with a half hearted lariat! Zoe is up but Zoe snaps a kick into Nina’s bad arm! Zoe gets Nina’s arm and gets her into a standing armbar! Nina yells in pain as Zoe transitions it into a chickenwing and Nina is in a lot of pain! Nina is able to get out and hit Zoe with an armdrag! Nina can’t use her right arm now! They run at each other and Nina wins out with a dropkick! Zoe spills over and tags Jade into the match! Jade comes in and takes Nina out with a clothesline! Nina is back up and Jade takes her down with another clothesline! It looks like Jade might line Nina up for another but Jade hits Thea with a back elbow to the face and knocks her off of the apron as the fans go NUTS!
Steve White: Zoe and Jade targeting the bad arm of Nina! Jade in this one now as she takes out both Nina and sneakily takes out Thea! Now Jade wants to capitalise and now is the perfect time with Nina’s arm so badly hurt!
Chuck Thompson: Jade cut off Thea so Nina couldn’t get the tag out! Very smart! Now Nina is gonna have to keep fighting with that heavily damaged arm!
Jade gets Nina up on her back and she’s looking for her Blackout finisher! Nina knees Jade in the face while she’s up there and gets off of her back! Nina dropkicks Jade to the mat! They get up but Jade snaps a big kick into Nina’s bad arm! Nina screams in pain! Jade runs up and bounces off of the ropes then hits Nina with a springboard elbow! Jade tags Zoe back in and the fans go crazy! Jade hits Nina with a standing hurricanrana! Nina is seated in pain as Zoe dropkicks her in the back then Jade dropkicks her in the face! Jade rolls out and Zoe goes for the cover!
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Steve White: Near fall! Zoe gets back in and Future Shock with the double team but Nina stays alive! Nina isn’t done yet!!
Chuck Thompson: Thea isn’t happy about that though! Watch out!
Thea comes in and shoves Zoe off of Nina! Thea wants to check on Nina’s arm but Jade rushes in and clotheslines her and Thea over the top rope to the outside! Zoe sees her chance and goes for her Shockwave kick! Nina ducks it! Nina hits Zoe with a running hurricanrana! Nina takes refuge on the ropes! Jade jumps up and hits Nina with a hangwoman as the fans boo but Thea pulls Jade down and knocks her out with a big right hand! Zoe rushes through and baseball slides through the ropes and hits Thea in the face! Zoe back in the ring as the fans go wild! Nina is hurt! She goes for a clothesline! Zoe ducks it and snaps Nina in the head with Shockwave! Nina is down! Zoe falls onto the ropes in exhaustion! Zoe looks around and sees everyone is down! The fans go NUTS as Zoe gets to the top rope! Zoe leaps off for the biggest move in her arsenal and leaps through the air, landing on Nina with her Supernova Flash 720 Splash! The fans LOSE IT! Nina tries to push Zoe off of her but she only has one arm and she’s too hurt! Zoe covers!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here are your winners and the NEW EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie… Future Shock!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! They did it! How the heck did they pull that off! Future Shock are the new EHWF World Tag Team Champions! The Titles are going to Chaos! What a match! What a battle!
Chuck Thompson: Nina just couldn’t survive with that bad arm and Future Shock were more cunning! I better go and see if Nina’s OK over there!
Thea grabs Nina from the ring and pulls her outside. Thea checks on Nina and Joyride look really disappointed. Thea helps Nina and checks on her arm while Zoe’s music hits and Zoe and Jade get their arms raised with the Tag Team titles in the centre of the ring! The fans are going wild as we fade out.
We quickly come in backstage where we see Alexander Corvis, power walk in the backstage production area. He turns the corner around some curtains and gestures for the cameras to follow him. He gets to the beginning of an empty hallway and finds Wilmer Patacky, alone and in his ring gear as he paces down the hallway.
Alexander Corvis: Wilmer! Wilmer, hold up! Can we just get a few quick words with you before your match?
Wilmer doesn't look like he's in a talking moon. Wilmer looks focused but he looks more intense after seeing the whole Creed address earlier in the night. Wilmer looks down at the EHWF World Championship around his waist then back up at Corvis as the fans watching on the tron go wild.
Wilmer Patacky: Usually... I'd give you an interview or a 'few words' just like that... but not tonight. Tonight, I've got bigger things to deal with... No questions from you Corvis, let me just tell you, the fans, the world and Conner Creed something here tonight.
We pan in closer on Wilmer as Corvis holds the mic up to his mouth.
Wilmer Patacky: I went through hell to defeat The CPO and defeat Black Man to win the EHWF World Championship. It was my goal and I accomplished it and ever since, everyone has been out to try and take me out and take MY title. That's fine... I defended it against Jason Dave, I defended it against Solomon Graham, I defended it in The Meltdown Chamber. Alexandria and The CPO are out to get me. Kevin Hunter wants a piece of me now that he's back and Conner Creed has made my life hell for weeks now.
Wilmer takes the title belt off and holds it up to the camera.
Wilmer Patacky: But I WILL defend this belt anywhere and anytime and I've proven that already. Conner Creed wants to come back and try and take it from me? Conner Creed wants to assault me and talk all the shit in the world, well be my guest because that's what THE REST of them did and you know what THE REST of them don't have around their waist right now? The EHWF World Championship. So I'm ready Conner, lets go out there and beat the shit out of each other and see who the better man is because there is no way, you're taking this Championship from me.
Wilmer chuckles and rests the title belt back up on his shoulder before taking a moment.
Wilmer Patacky: You're good Conner, we all know how dangerous you are in the ring. You beat me once already and you're right, I've been through hell these past couple of months and I'm pretty beat up but it DOESN'T end here with you man.
Wilmer pats the title belt and smirks.
Wilmer Patacky: The only way you beat me for this is if you kill me, Conner. And I'm not easy to kill. In about half an hour you and I are going to be out there in that ring and we're gonna beat the shit out of each other and I'm going to do everything I can to prevent you from taking this from me... so lets make this good, because after you tonight, it looks like I got a hot date with my ex-wife for this belt and both of you can suck it!
Wilmer's grin grows as he grasps the title belt and walks off leaving Corvis standing there before we fade back to the ring.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This following contest is a Legion’s Tomb Match and it’s for the EHWF Global Championship! The only way to win is to seal your opponent inside the large tomb at the foot of the ring apron and then wheel the tomb up to the platform on the stage!
The lights go out in the arena, as a cling sound like coins being tossed in the air is heard. The screen begins to flicker, as a man is showing walking through a forest, tossing three gold coins in the air. He follows a path carrying the coins and a lantern. A woman stands towards the end of his path, as she turns to him. She keeps her head down, as the man offers her the coins, she inspects them, as she looks down as he begins to kneel. She places her hand on his shoulder as the screen shuts off, and the two appear on the stage, the song begins playing, as Legion turns to the crowd, placing the gold coins in her chest, Mister J standing behind her.
Wolves asleep amidst the trees
Bats all a swaying in the breeze
But one soul lies anxious wide awake
Fearing no* manner of ghouls, hags and wraiths
For your dolly Polly sleep has flown
Legion begins her slow walk down from the top of the apron, as she sways with the music her eyes glowing in the dark. She looks up into the ring where there is no one awaiting her, as she makes her way to the bottom, turning slowly as the beat begins to pick up.
Don't dare let her tremble alone
For the witcher, heartless, cold
Paid in coin of gold
He comes he'll go leave naught behind
But heartache and woe
Deep, deep woe
As she climbs the stairs, she slowly slides into the ring, with red spotlights on her. She cackles slightly, as she looks around. She then slowly backs into a corner sitting down, staring up the ramp as Mister J makes his way to ringside. The lights come on, as the music cuts out.
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Tonight… The Challenger… The Queenslayer… Legion!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… She is the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Ana Somnia (c) vs. Legion
The bell sounds and the fans are going NUTS! The tomb is at the end of the ring on the wheel cart. Ana and Legion circle each other and come in to tie up but Legion gets Ana around the waist! Ana forcefully grabs Legion by her head and tosses her across the ring! Legion is up but Ana switches some MMA knees into her midsection before Ana tosses her in the air and down crashing to the mat again! Ana goes to follow up but Legion rolls out of the damn ring! The fans are going wild as Ana slides out as well! Legion grabs a kendo stick from the outside! She runs up and swings it at Ana but Ana ducks it! Legion goes to come back but Ana hits her with a take down and forces the kendo stick off of her! Ana starts beating Legion on the outside in a ground and pound with big hammerfists!
Steve White: Tonight Ana Somnia, one of the most talented and strong athletes and fighters on the planet is in foreign territory tonight! Legion has said it’s her destiny to win the Global Championship. She tried to take Ana out in the Meltdown Chamber and tonight, she’s vowed to seal Ana away and steal her title!
Chuck Thompson: Right now these two are doing battle but Ana is pounding the crap out of Legion with those huge fists!
Ana grabs Legion and runs her over to the tomb but Legion reverses it and Ana hits the tomb back first! Ana winces in pain as Legion follows up, stoning Ana in the ribs against the tomb! Ana grabs Legion by her head and smacks her face off of the tomb as the fans roar! Ana opens the tomb and tries to shove Legion in there but Legion elbows Ana in the face! The fans are going wild! Ana again tries to get Legion in there but Legion closes the large door to the tomb! As the lid slams shut, Legion grabs onto the tombs handles and back elbows Ana in the face! Legion then grabs Ana by the hair and starts hitting her with right hands! Ana loses her temper and presses Legion overhead and slams her down on the hood of the tomb! Legion yells in pain as she slides off to the floor! Ana smacks the tomb and growls as she walks around!
Steve White: Ana is beating Legion up and smacking her off of the tomb there! That tomb looks so ominous and the only way you can win is if you lock your opponent inside and wheel the tomb to the top of the stage!
Chuck Thompson: That’s not gonna be easy but Legion has so much rage and she’s got a million tricks up her sleeve!
Ana goes to pick Legion up but Legion pokes Ana in the eyes! Legion follows up with a Legion Uppercut then rolls back in the ring! Ana slides in after her! Legion goes to stomp her but Ana grabs her leg and hits her with a take down then starts beating the shit out of Legion with big right hands! Legion rakes Ana’s face to get out of it! They get up and Legion claws at Ana’s back with her nails! Legion boots Ana in the midsection but it has no effect and Ana LEVELS Legion with a massive lariat! Legion gets up all dizzy as Ana grabs Legion from behind and plants her with a German Suplex! The fans go nuts and get behind the action as Ana plants Legion with another German then another then another! Legion is fucked up after that last one but Ana with one final one, lets Legion go and she crashes half way across the ring! The fans are going NUTS as Ana slides out of the ring!
Steve White: Jeez! This is not going the way Legion had hoped! Ana’s power is just overwhelming Legion and everything she’s throwing at Ana right now! She’s throwing Legion around like a rag doll!
Chuck Thompson: Ana Somnia has had an up and down few weeks! After beating her girlfriend last week, fighting Legion off and winning the Global Championship in the Meltdown Chamber - this is brutal!
Ana opens the tomb lid again then rolls back into the ring. Legion pulls herself up in the corner but Ana runs over and hits Legion with a big corner splash! Ana yells at Legion and starts to brutalise her in the corner with her Tae Kod flurry of strikes and roundhouse kicks in the corner but half way through the lights go out and the fans are going WILD! The lights stay out for a moment but when they flicker back on - Kassandra and Danae, The Wolves are standing across the ring from Ana and Legion is nowhere to be seen!
Steve White: Oh shit! We knew something was gonna happen! Lights out and now The Wolves are out here! The numbers game! Legion is gone and now Ana’s gonna have to fight 2 on 1!
Chuck Thompson: She’s beaten The Wolves on her own before but this isn’t an ordinary match! If Ana is busy with Kassandra and Danae all night, Legion can swoop in and take her out right at the end!
Kassandra and Danae swarm Ana and they try and beat her down! Ana fights back and it turns into a brawl! Ana drops Danae with a fist then does the same to Kassandra! Kassandra is up and ties up with Ana but Danae rakes Ana’s back from behind! Kassandra with a big right hand to Ana’s face! Ana stumbles backwards and Danae clubs her in the back! Kassandra and Danae both whip Ana over the top rope but Ana catches herself before she hits the tomb and stops on the apron! Kassandra charges Ana but she hits her with a thrust to the torso through the ropes! Danae comes over for a running move but Ana punches her in the face and she falls down with Kassandra! Ana climbs to the top rope and the fans go NUTS! Ana wipes some blood from her lips and waits for Kassandra and Danae to get up! Ana launches a moonsault through the air! The fans go WILD! Ana lands on The Wolves and takes them down! The fans are going wild but Legion slides back in the ring from behind and cracks Ana in the back of the head with the Kendo stick! Ana goes down and Legion smacks the Kendo stick over Ana’s back!
Steve White: Ana Somnia just INCREDIBLE as she takes out The Wolves! Legion taking advantage though and after the fight, sneaks in and cracks that Kendo stick over Ana’s back! That was brutal!
Chuck Thompson: Ana and Legion both looking beat up but The Hive can team up 3 on 1 here tonight and get Ana in that damn tomb! Ana in trouble now!
Legion snaps the Kendo stick over the back of Ana’s neck! Ana is bleeding from the countless scratches and has big bruises from the beatings and kendo stick shots! Legion grabs Ana by the hair and tosses her through the middle ropes to the apron! Legion gets out of the ring and grabs Ana. She tries to get her in the tomb as the fans cheer but Ana grabs onto the tomb and stops Legion! Ana is too strong and she smacks Legion’s head off of the corner off the tomb! Legion starts to bleed profusely from her forehead! Danae limps to the outside and slams the tomb shut! Kassandra comes from the other side and clubs Ana in the back! Ana grabs Kassandra and tosses her into the side of the wheel cart holding up the tomb! The tomb is out of place! Danae tries to intercept but Ana pops Danae up and plants her into the side of the wheel cart with a big body slam! One of the wheels comes off of the wheel cart and the tomb again moves place!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Ana is beating the shit out of The Hive but they’re breaking the damn wheel cart under the tomb! They’re gonna need that if they want to win!
Chuck Thompson: Ana doesn’t seem to care, she’s just destroying everything in her path right now and Legion can’t believe it! The 3 on 1 not going as they hoped but Legion still plotting here!
Legion has had time to recover and plan and cracks a steel chair over the back of Ana’s head! Legion then opens the chair up and throws it at Ana, sending a bleeding Ana falling backwards! Kassandra growls and grabs Ana by the hair and tosses her into the barricade as The Hive makes some ground! Kassandra goes to follow up but Ana hits her with Pila Udar (Buzzsaw Kick)! Danae and Kassandra are down on their hands and knees! Ana grabs both of them from the floor and hoists them up then with incredible power, plants them both on the outside ground with a double German Suplex! The fans go nuts! Legion is wide eyed! Ana is breathing heavy with adrenaline and kicks up off the floor! Danae and Kassandra are all over each other! They’re groggy and disoriented as they try to force themselves up but Ana runs off at amazing speed and double spears BOTH of The Wolves through the BARRICADE! The fans go NUTS! Kassandra and Danae explode right through the barricade!
Steve White: OH SHIT! SHIT! Ana just freaking speared BOTH of The Wolves through the damn barricade and they’re done! They’re out! They may have done the damage on Ana already though!
Chuck Thompson: Ana has taken out The Wolves! Legion can’t believe it! What the heck!? Is anything capable of stopping Ana Somnia?!
The fans are going wild! Ana gets up but Legion jumps on Ana’s back and claws at her face! They both fall against the tomb! The lid slams back down and the fans are cheering! Ana boots Legion in the midsection and hoists her up then plans her with her Zver’ Bomb on the hood of the tomb! Ana’s force causes the wheel cart to collapse and fall apart! The tomb and Legion hit the floor as Legion falls off to the ground! Ana looks around and wipes some blood from her forehead. Ana gets on the apron and asks the ref what happens down that the cart is down? While Legion is down we see Mother of The Hive make her way down the ramp. She looks disapproving of Legion who looks up at her. Mother slides Legion her Legion Staff before Ana turns around. Mother of The Hive makes her way back up the ramp. Legion conceals the staff under her as Ana turns back into the action and advances on Legion!
Steve White: The wheel cart has collapsed and the tomb is on the floor! How the heck are they gonna get it up the ramp to the platform now! That just threw a spanner in the damn works here tonight in this BRUTAL contest! The fans are going nuts!!
Chuck Thompson: The Mother of the Hive just appeared and she snuck the Legion Staff to Legion! Ana didn’t see it and that might be it for Ana there! Is Legion gonna capitalise here tonight?!
Ana opens the lid of the tomb. She grabs Legion and hoists her up to Zver’ Bomb her in there but Legion cracks Ana in the head with the Legion Staff! She hits her again and again until she gets off of her! Legion smacks Ana in the back with the Legion staff and rolls her in the ring as the fans boo! Legion gets in the ring as Ana gets up and swings once more but Ana grabs her and takes the staff off of her! Ana snaps the Legion Staff over her knee and Legion is taken back! Legion runs at Ana but Ana plants her with a big STO! Ana picks Legion up but Legion thumbs Ana in the eye! Legion tosses Ana over the top rope to the apron as Ana saves herself before the tomb!
Steve White: Legion has tried every damn trick in the book but Ana still gets up! Legion is in shock! Legion with that thumb to the damn eye and now she’s desperate! She wants to get Ana in that tomb right now!
Chuck Thompson: Even if she gets her in the tomb, how is she supposed to get it up to the platform!? Legion has no idea what to do now!
Legion spits her Black Chinese Mist in Ana’s eyes and Ana falls to the apron holding her face! Legion is trying everything and anything! Legion grabs Ana by the chin but Ana still can’t see! Legion strikes Ana with a shoot kick to the head then another then another then another! Ana, still blinded shoves Legion away! The tomb is opened and Legion looks at it as she sees Ana getting up! Legion gets to the top rope and the fans go NUTS! Legion leaps off of the top rope for her Air Legion hurricanrana but with ridiculous balance and strength, Ana catches Legion on her shoulders! Legion is in shock! Ana holds her up and she hits her with a Zver’ Bomb from the apron right into the tomb! Legion slams into the tomb and the lid shuts from the impact! The fans are going NUTS! Ana slides off and comes over to the tomb! Legion tries to get out but the lid is too heavy! Ana raises the lid up and slams it down on Legion’s head then locks the latches, locking Legion in the tomb!
Steve White: Not even the damn Black Chinese Mist could stop Legion! Ana with STRENGTH catches Legion midair and Zver’ Bombs her into the damn tomb and now Legion is locked in! Ana has Legion locked in the tomb!
Chuck Thompson: How the heck is she gonna get it up to the platform though?!
The fans are super loud with cheers. Ana looks around, she can’t wheel the tomb up the ramp with the broken wheel cart. Ana tosses one of the wheels around and looks over the tomb. Ana grabs the tomb and with her strength is able to stand it up! The fans are going nuts! Ana takes a deep breath and lets the tomb fall on her back as she hoists the tomb up on her back with incredible strength and power! Ana grunts as she stabilises herself and carries the tomb on her back with the fans getting the loudest they’ve been tonight! Ana carries the tomb up the ramp to the platform on the stage! Ana slams the tomb down on the platform and the fans go WILD as the pyro goes off around the tomb! Ana watches on as the stage opens up and slowly swallows up the tomb as she retains her title after this battle!
DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner AND STILL the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! She does it again! Ana Somnia with that amazing strength, carries the damn tomb to the platform and puts Legion away! Ana Somnia defends and still proves to be unstoppable! What. A. Match!
Chuck Thompson: Ana came up against the entire Hive tonight and still got the job done! Who the heck is capable of stopping Ana Somnia?! Legion called herself a Queenslayer but she was never a Goddesslayer…
Ana raises her arms and wipes blood from her forehead as she is handed her Global Championship belt on the ramp! The fans are going wild as the carnage is viewed from above! Ana Somnia raises her arms but suddenly…
Remi Skyfire’s music HITS!
Steve White: What the HECK! Remi Skyfire!!
Chuck Thompson: No WAY! She activated Section 32 to get a top tier title shot! Is that what this is about?! Talking about finding someone to stop Ana Somnia? How about someone who is also unstoppable in Remi Skyfire!
The fans GO NUTS as Remi’s music plays! Remi Skyfire comes out and the crowd erupts as Ana looks on with her title belt in her hand! Remi Skyfire and Ana Somnia come face to face and the fans are going NUTS! Remi and Ana are smirking and speaking to each other as Remi points at Ana’s belt and signals around her waist!
Steve White: Remi Skyfire is gonna challenge Ana Somina! I can’t believe it! BAH GAWD!
Ana raises the title high and the two touch foreheads! Remi signals around her waist and Ana shoves her! Remi shoves her back and the two go to grapple but a bunch of refs rush over and break it up! Remi smirks and mouths off to Ana as Ana shoves the refs away and raises the title belt high! The fans are going WILD as we fade out backstage!
We fade in backstage where we see the beautiful Mya Gomez walking in the loading area. Mya turns the corner and stops as she head something. Mya does a double take and comes back around. She looks over and we pan through and see Alejandro Gomez standing in front of Emilio Gonzalos. Around the huge Emilio Gonzalos are men all in different coloured Lucha Libre masks. Mya comes into the frame and looks confused.
Mya Gomez: Tío? What's going on back here?
Alejandro looks up at his niece and motions to his men to wait.
Alejandro Gomez: Ah, Mya! How good to see you. Me and some old friends are catching up with our old friend Emilio back here. We haven't seen him in a long time, not since your father brought him to EHWF.
Mya Gomez: I see... Why are you here in EHWF Tío?
Alejandro laughs and puts his hand on Mya's shoulder.
Alejandro Gomez: Mya, the company your father bought the majority of EHWF with is also my company. This is what we dreamed of... but also I think my brother needs help. Your father needs his little brother's help, Mya. You see how uptight and angry he is. He needs to relax.
Mya Gomez: Well, I have noticed he gets increasingly more frustrated and paranoid... I'm not sure why.
Alejandro Gomez: That's why, I'm here. To help him out as GM and make sure no one messes with our family. Don't worry, I'll also look after you as well.
Mya looks a little confused.
Mya Gomez: Look after me? From what?
Alejandro Gomez: This is a dangerous place. You and I are the General Managers now. There are Hives, Brandon Bash's, Remington Ivory Prescott's and a whole roster full of people who will want to take advantage of you either through their influence or their money... I've talked to Emilio here. He'll be looking out for you.
Mya Gomez: Uh... T-Thanks I guess.
Alejandro Gomez: "Big" Wes Kendrick has been employed as your Assistant GM. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him. Y'know he's related to Brandon Bash... and this Vanity woman? She'll also be co-assistant GM but you can't trust her either... You can only trust family... Remember that.
Alejandro Gomez looks up at Emilio.
Alejandro Gomez: Emilio, please escort Mya to her office so she can watch the main event...
Mya Gomez: Oh, that's not necess...
Emilio steps in front and gestures for Mya to follow.
Emilio Gonzalos: It's OK. Let's go...
A confused Mya leaves with Emilio. Alejandro looks back at the 4 silent Lucha Libre masked men and smirks as we cut back to the arena for the main event.
We cut to the ring where Illa Isabella is waiting with a mic.
Illa Isabella: This main event contest tonight is set for one single fall and it’s for the EHWF World Championship!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt
Illa Isabella: Introducing First Here Tonight… He is the challenger… Conner Creed!
The lights dimmed down, as the opening guitar riffs to Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me” began to blare throughout the arena. Yellow and orange lights began to shine down and move throughout the arena as the main lights lit back up. The titan tron lit up in orange, with the word “WACKY” flashing across it in yellow font.
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TWO.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
The song picked up as Wilmer exploded from behind the curtain with his usual high energy and goofy grin spread across his face as he threw his right hand up into the air to show off the EHWF World Championship to the world! Wilmer looks up at the championship with a look of joy on his face as he lowers his arm back down to his side, looking out at the crowd and nodding his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would then suddenly make a break for it down the ramp and slide into the ring underneath the bottom rope before quickly pushing himself up to his feet! Wilmer would then spin around in circles with his arms spread out, the EHWF World Championship swinging around as he spins his way to the center of the ring. Wilmer would then suddenly stop and slowly raise his right arm into the air, once again showing off the EHWF World Championship as he continues to nod his head to the beat of the song. Wilmer would do a little bit of skanking around in the ring with the title before handing it over to the referee and backing into his corner. Wilmer gets in a few last minute stretches while he awaits for the bell to ring.
Illa Isabella: And Next Up… His opponent… He is the EHWF World Champion… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Wilmer Patacky (c) vs. Conner Creed
Conner Creed and Wilmer Patacky are in each others faces. They insult each other and talk trash as they’re forehead to forehead but Wilmer strikes first with a right hand! Wilmer and Conner trade big blows! Conner knees Wilmer in the gut and clubs in him in the back then whips him into the corner! Wilmer holds his back in pain as Conner runs up and hits Wilmer with a big corner clothesline! Wilmer stumbles out of the corner and Conner hugs him and hits him with a big belly to belly suplex! The fans are going wild as Conner gets up and yells at Wilmer who is down on the mat! Wilmer looks up at Conner and flips him off! Conner smacks his hand away and boots Wilmer in the face! Wilmer rolls out of the ring and holds his mouth in pain! Conner slides out of the ring and goes to give chase!
Steve White: Conner Creed has made things so hard for Wilmer since returning! Conner wanted a shot at Wilmer and the EHWF World Championship and he’s got it BAH GAWD and now both of these men are beating the shit out of each other!
Chuck Thompson: Don’t forget, Creed has already defeated Wilmer once. He’s just gotta do it once more here tonight to be the World Champion!
Alexandria Kendrick: That’s not gonna happen… If anyone is going to destroy my ex-husband’s dreams and take that belt from him, then it’s going to be me. I’m rightfully the number one contender. Creed shouldn’t even be in this match tonight. How pathetic.
Wilmer grabs a light tube from the outside floor and smashes it over a running Creed’s head! Creed didn’t see it coming and there’s glass everywhere! Wilmer grabs Creed from the floor and rams him back first into the apron! Creed yells out in pain and Wilmer whips Creed into the barricade! Wilmer gets on the apron as Creed starts to get up! Wilmer springs onto the middle rope and moonsaults to the outside but Creed dives out of the way! Wilmer lands on his feet and the fans go wild! Wilmer runs at Creed but Creed hits Wilmer with a pop up apron bomb! Wilmer yells out in pain as the fans go wild! Creed grabs a ceramic plant pot on the outside! Wilmer is dazed but Creed fucks him up when he smashes the ceramic pot over the back of Wilmer’s head! Wilmer and Creed are both bleeding on the back and the tops of their heads! Creed grabs Wilmer by his hair and starts yelling at him as the fans are going wild! Creed rolls Wilmer back into the ring!
Steve White: BRUTAL! These guys smashing each other to bits and then Creed smashes that pot plant pot clean over Wilmer’s head! Wilmer with that freaking light tube just before that and these guys are already bleeding!
Chuck Thompson: These guys are gonna KILL each other tonight!
Alexandria Kendrick: That’s fine with me…
Creed grabs a trash can full of weapons! He tosses in a couple of kendo sticks, a metal bar tray, an extension cord and a block of pallet wood. Creed tosses the trash can in the ring and slides in as well. Creed smacks the mat and yells at Wilmer to get up! He grabs the metal bar tray and smashes it over Wilmer’s head! Creed holds up the bent tray and tosses it to the outside as the fans are going NUTS! Conner Creed yells for Wilmer to get up! He does and Creed runs up for his Clothesline From Hell! Wilmer ducks it! Creed turns around right into a dropkick! They both get up and Creed eats another dropkick! Wilmer starts to claw something back in this one as the fans go wild! Wilmer boots Creed in the gut and yells at the top of his lungs before he hits Creed with a big suplex right on the trashcan! Creed yells in pain while he lies on the crumpled trashcan! The fans are going nuts and both men look battered and bloodied!
Steve White: Hard hitting action but Wilmer with that huge suplex on the trashcan just stopped Creed in his tracks! That was massive! Creed’s back must be broken in half off of that one!
Chuck Thompson: Conner Creed was leading this one just before that but Wilmer already said tonight that he WILL NOT accept defeat and he won’t give up no matter what!!
Alexandria Kendrick: The bottom line is, I won that Christmas Tree match and became the number one contender. Conner Creed stole this match from me tonight. Both Conner and Wilmer are as pathetic as each other so they can kill each other tonight. Either way I’m going to become the EHWF World Champion no matter how much people try to delay it.
Wilmer signals for his superkick! Creed slowly gets up and Wilmer goes for it but Creed pops Wilmer up on his back for his crucifix powerbomb! Wilmer gets off of his back before he can hit it and the fans are going WILD! Wilmer runs up and hits Creed with a running hurricanrana! Wilmer has the block of wood and rams it into Creed’s gut! Wilmer swings it but Creed ducks it and then slaps it out of Wilmer’s hands to the outside! Both men start trading lefts and rights and the fans go wild at the brawl! Creed knees Wilmer in the gut and then scoops him up and plants him with a powerslam! The fans are on their feet and Creed rages! Creed grabs a kendo stick from the mat but Wilmer sweeps his legs with a kick! Both men get up but Wilmer takes Creed back down and starts hitting him with right hands on the mat! Creed shoves Wilmer off of him! They both get up and Creed hits him with a big boot to the head!
Steve White: BAH GAWD! Creed back on top now! Wilmer going nuts there and trying to beat Creed down but Creed with that massive boot just damn near kicked Wilmer’s head off! Wilmer is having trouble here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Creed looks great just like he did last week! He’s already beat Wilmer last week and we could see that again tonight!
Alexandria Kendrick: Creed’s going on the outside now… What’s he looking for under the ring?!
The fans are going nuts! Creed goes on the outside and goes under the ring! He slides back in the ring and has his Baseball Bat with him! Creed holds up the Baseball Bat and Wilmer looks shocked! Wilmer rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring, searching around. Wilmer slides back in but he’s got a smaller, child’s Baseball Bat. The fans go wild and laugh and Creed doesn’t look amused as Wilmer brings in some comedy and starts to piss off Creed!
Steve White: You gotta be kidding me! Conner Creed has his brutal and ruthless baseball bat with him and Wilmer has gone and grabbed a kids baseball bat! This is no time for comedy, even if you are Wilmer Patacky!!
Chuck Thompson: Not everything’s a damn joke! Wilmer’s gonna get his face smashed right about now! That bat is ridiculous!
Alexandria Kendrick: I’m gonna enjoy this…
Creed and Wilmer both swing their bats at each other! The fans are laughing as Wilmer’s kids bat gets obliterated! Wilmer looks down at it, all shattered and broken and he’s in shock! Creed swings the bat and missed Wilmer by inches! Creed swings and hits Wilmer in the torso with the bat and Wilmer yells in pain! Creed then smacks the bat over Wilmer’s back! Wilmer rolls around in pain! Wilmer rolls out of the ring and yells, hurting as we see his back all bruised up! Conner Creed goes to follow up but he suddenly stops as he sees Stephen Sebastian walk down the ramp and come to ringside. Conner Creed wastes valuable time by watching and insulting Stephen Sebastian on the outside. Alexandria at the announce table, gestures to Stephen to tell him not to do anything.
Steve White: Stephen Sebastian is out here now! He’s distracted Creed but Alexandria is out here with us and she’s telling Stephen not to act!
Chuck Thompson: Why is Stephen Sebastian out here?!
Alexandria Kendrick: You need to mind your own business Chuck.
Wilmer boots Creed in the gut! Wilmer runs up and jumps on the ropes then hits Creed with a big springboard dropkick and the fans go wild! Wilmer rolls out of the ring and keeps an eye on Stephen as he grabs a ladder and slides it in the ring! The fans go NUTS as Wilmer sets the ladder in the damn corner! Creed runs up and clubs Wilmer in the back and against the ladder in the corner and stuns him! Creed lifts Wilmer up with great strength! ,Creed hits a corner Crucifix Powerbomb while a ladder is set up in the corner and Wilmer takes it HARD! Creed goes to follow up with the Clothesline From Hell to finish the Bombed to Hell combo! Wilmer desperately jumps out and hits a dropkick to Creed's knee at the last second, sending Creed face first into the ladder! Wilmer grabs Creed around the neck and then follows up with The Wackness where he runs up the ladder in the corner! Wilmer gets it and he gets MASSIVE impact off of the ladder! Creed is down and Wilmer covers him by lying back-first on his chest!
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Steve White: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! How the FUCK did Creed kick out of that! The Wackness off of the damn ladder! That was amazing but even more amazing, Creed kicked out!
Chuck Thompson: That’s done a lot of damage to Creed! Wilmer has time to manufacture something else and still win it here!
Alexandria Kendrick: Both men look exhausted and they’re bleeding pretty damn bad right now… I guess that’s good for me considering the hell that Wilmer has been put through the past few months. I’m surprised he can even stand here tonight…
The fans are going nuts! Wilmer can’t believe it but he sees Creed is hurt after that one! Wilmer starts to kick all of the weapons out of the ring! Wilmer raises his arms and the fans cheer as he goes on the outside and climbs to the top rope! Wilmer lines Creed up on the mat and the fans ERRUPT! Wilmer leaps off! Wilmer goes for the Great Frog Bow, but Conner catches Wilmer's arm and locks in the Anaconda Vice. Wilmer tries reversing it into a pin but Conner reverses it back without breaking the hold! The fans are losing it right now! Wilmer starts kneeing Conner in the back of the head but Conner still refuses to let go. Finally, Wilmer gets to the ropes and pulls himself out of the ring, causing the bottom rope to choke Conner and break the hold. The fans are going NUTS! Wilmer and Conner are hurt, bleeding and exhausted! Wilmer falls to the outside! Conner follows Wilmer to the outside and grabs Wilmer by the hair! He runs Wilmer up and tosses Wilmer over the announce table! Wilmer crashes through to the other side and barely misses Alexandria! Stephen Sebastian gets in Creed’s face and the two stare down right up close as the fans go wild! Alexandria smirks as she looks at Creed then down at the hurt Wilmer!
Steve White: This match is INSANE! Creed just tossed Wilmer over our announce table and into us and Wilmer is right here at out feet in pain, bleeding all over the floor dammit!
Chuck Thompson: Creed having a stare down with Stephen Sebastian! Are they gonna brawl right now?!
Alexandria Kendrick: They won’t but look at this pathetic Wilmer, crawling away at my feet… PATHETIC!
Creed and Sebastian are aching to hit each other. Wilmer crawls back to the outside, hurt. Creed goes over and yells for Illa Isabella to get up as he steels her steel chair! Creed goes to take it but Alexandria grabs it! Alexandria and Creed yell and argue as they wrestle for the chair! Creed snatches it and rages at her. When Creed turns around, Wilmer super kicks the chair into Creed’s face! The fans go nuts! Wilmer grabs Creed and rolls him in the ring. Wilmer slides in but Alexandria grabs the chair and slides it in as well! The fans are going wild! Wilmer is confused! He yells at Alexandria and Stephen to get lost! Wilmer sets up the chair and picks up Creed but Creed takes Wilmer down by the legs and and starts hitting him with a ground and pound! The fans are going nuts as both men bleed everywhere!
Steve White: Alexandria just left us! Alexandria distracted Creed and Wilmer was able to get up and Superkick the damn chair into Creed’s face! Alexandria just left us to slide the damn chair into the ring… Now Creed is pissed and he’s beating up Wilmer!
Chuck Thompson: Another brawl breaking out! These two literally can’t go any longer!
Creed picks Wilmer up and whips him to the corner but Wilmer reverses it and Creed gets whipped into the corner! Wilmer runs up but Creed jumps up and Wilmer runs right into his boot! The fans are going NUTS! Creed lines Wilmer and goes for the Clothesline From Hell! Wilmer barely ducks it and then boots Creed in the gut then hoists him up with great strength and hits Creed with The Supermegafantastic! Vertical Suplex Powerbomb finisher right THROUGH THE CHAIR! The fans go nuts and Wilmer falls on top of Conner Creed!
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DING DING DING!
Illa Isabella: Here is your winner AND STILL The EHWF World Champion… The Wacky One… Wilmer Patacky!
Steve White: It’s OVER! Wilmer Patacky has DONE IT! Wilmer retains the EHWF World Championship! How the heck did Wilmer pull that off right at the last second!
Chuck Thompson: Conner Creed beat the living shit out of him tonight but right at the last second, Wilmer takes advantage, goes the extra mile and wins the damn match! Wilmer backed it up tonight!
The fans are going NUTS! Wilmer forces himself to his feet and holds up his title! Stephen Sebastian gets in the ring and Wilmer immediately attacks him! They trade blows but Stephen drops Wilmer with a massive right hand! Wilmer is down and Ace Pena and Alexandria Kendrick get in the ring as well and stomp Wilmer out!
Steve White: Shit! Alexandria leading The CPO to assault Wilmer Patacky now! We knew this was coming!
Chuck Thompson: Wilmer can barely freaking stand let alone fight off The CPO tonight!
Creed gets up… He smirks and starts trading blows with Stephen Sebastian and the fans go nuts! Creed ducks a swing and hits Stephen with a right hand then another then another then another! The fans are on their feet as Creed bounces off of the ropes for Clothesline From Hell but Stephen LEVELS Creed with his Berserker Lariat instead! Stephen grabs Creed and tosses him out of the ring! The fans boo!
Steve White: Creed gets his damn head taken off by Stephen Sebastian there! This is too much dammit!!
Ace and Alexandria both have Wilmer by his arms and they knee him in the head! Ace grabs Wilmer and whips him into Alexandria who takes him out with End Game! Wilmer is down and out after that one as Ace rolls to the outside and slides in a table! He grabs a spray can and spray paints “CPO” on the table before setting it up in the centre of the damn ring!
Steve White: No! No! NO! Stop this! End Game just finished Wilmer! He’s had enough tonight! We can’t let The CPO do this to him!!
Alexandria and Ace toss Wilmer into Stephen Sebastian! Stephen hoists him up and Ace and Alexandria raise Wilmer up as they bring him down and CPO Triple Powerbomb Wilmer through the damn table! The table explodes and the fans boo as Wilmer lies in a pile of debris and blood! Alexandria looks pleased as refs and EMTs rush in and she holds up the EHWF World Championship belt!
Steve White: My God! That was brutal! They destroyed Wilmer!!
Alexandria holds the belt up high with Ace and Stephen behind her!
Steve White: We’ll WHAT A NIGHT! That’s all we have time for but it’s been an amazing night here at Annihilation! I can’t wait to see what happens next week on BOTH Mayhem and Chaos and see the aftermath of this! We’ll see you next week ladies and gentlemen… Good night and be safe!
We see the final image of Alexandria standing over a destroyed Wilmer with the EHWF World Championship belt raised high above her head as we fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show.