Post by EHWF Management on Feb 19, 2022 4:14:51 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Tuesday Night Chaos, “Madness” by All That Remains, is playing in the background. We pan into the scene where we see fans screaming in the crowd in the Moda Center! We get a clear shot of the arena and all the fans. As we cut to the pyrotechnics show, we move onto the broadcast area at ringside where Alexander Corvis and Maddie Murdock are waiting to start the night!
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to the FIRST EHWF Tuesday Night Chaos LIVE here at the Moda Centre in front of a packed house of fans ready to witness history! The EHWF Show Split and Draft happened and now EHWF Chaos is here to change pro wrestling! Tonight we have a HUGE card and 2 title matches to kick off the first instalment of the best wrestling on Tuesday Nights! You’re not gonna want to miss one single match tonight as there is so much going into all the happenings on Chaos stemming from Annihilation last week!
Maddie Murdock: Damn right and probably most shocking is Remi Skyfire vacating the Jr Heavyweight Championship and challenging the powerful and unstoppable Ana Somnia for the EHWF Global Championship! A move that shocked EVERYONE! Those two will end up doing battle but tonight they’ll have to team up as they face the NEW World Tag Team Champions in Future Shock! Zoe McDraven was also very vocal about Remi and Ana on Twitter so there is so much intensity and feeling going into this one but one thing is for certain… Remi Skyfire and Ana Somnia are on a collision course and these two amazing competitors probably won’t be able to work together tonight so I can see them beating the shit out of each other before they even get to fight for the EHWF Global Championship!
Alexander Corvis: I can’t wait for that main event but I also am so hyped for the EHWF Showtime Championship title defence as Stephen Sebastian will defend in a 3 way match first against a man who he has ambushed and beaten up in recent weeks in Conner Creed! Creed returned to EHWF and made a big impact but couldn’t capture the EHWF World Championship! Now Sebastian will defend against Creed and Emilio Gonzalos in a massive match that’s going to tear the house down!
Maddie Murdock: That’s going to be huge but the NEW EHWF Extreme Championship has been created and it’s up for grabs in a massive ladder match with Kori Argentum, Misty Vega, Brian Phillips and Remington Ivory Prescott all fighting for the chance to become a superstar and call themselves the very first EHWF Extreme Champion! 4 hungry stars who are begging for the chance to put some gold around their waist but it’s not gonna be easy for any of them. It WILL however be amazing to watch!
Alexander Corvis: And the opener tonight is going to see motherXmalice who are coming off a big win last week take on The Brothers of Balance! The winner of this tag team match will be able to call themselves the number one contenders to the EHWF World Tag Team Championships! motherXmalice have a lot to prove but they’re on a roll! The Raab’s are in a grey area right now and dream of holding tag gold together and desperately need a win! What an opening contest this will be for the first episode of Chaos!
Maddie Murdock: I can’t wait Alexander! Lets start the show, already!
Remington Ivory Prescott is standing in the middle of This Very Ring at the Moda Center in Portland, Oregon. Of course, standing next to him is his forever trusted associate, Adora Kincaid. It's almost never a good sign when Remington Ivory Prescott has a microphone in his hand but the EHWF fans don't really know that yet.
It's about time they find out.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Finally. Finally, Remington Ivory Prescott has found the time to bless you people with his superiority. So if you could all just shut the hell up, that would be great because I don't want to be in this cesspool of a city any longer than I have to.
This gets the crowd booing.
Remington Ivory Prescott: For those of you that haven't been paying attention to my meteoric rise here in EHWF, let me introduce myself. My name is Remington Ivory Prescott. I am The Business. I am sports entertainment. And as if this moment, right here, I am Chaos.
Still more booing because who would cheer for this man? Seriously?
Remington Ivory Prescott: As much as I would love to run down my list of achievements, of which there are many, I don't think you peasants here in Boregon deserve more than a couple of highlights. So listen up. I'm only going to say these once.
Boo! Booooooo!
Remington Ivory Prescott: Kingdom Pro Champion. Kingdom Pro Atlantic Champion. I've single handedly destroyed entire groups such as the Killjoy Club. I've even shut down entire promotions because of my greatness. I've been a staple in this industry for the past five years and I'm the hottest ticket around. And by simply being here, I've elevated the status of the EHWF so go ahead and thank me.
The thanking comes in the form of boos.
Remington Ivory Prescott: I'll wait.
The booing continues for a while before it actually looks like Remington Ivory Prescott is not going to leave the ring until they quiet down. The boos don't completely stop but they do taper off a bit.
Remington Ivory Prescott: See, Adora? They can be trained.
OH BOOOOOO! Remington laughs.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Keeping all of that in mind, I want you all to realize that tonight you're going to witness history. Tonight, on the very first Chaos. A night that I hand selected to be MY night to make all of your dreams come true. A night where I will be climbing a ladder to become your new EHWF Extreme Champion.
Remington Ivory Prescott gets right up in the camera's face.
Remington Ivory Prescott: And there's not a damn person out there that can stop me.
Remington looks up with his demeanour changing to one of anger as he’s rudely interrupted by The Brothers of Balance with Konrad and Lord Raab’s music cutting him off. Remington doesn’t look happy as they don’t want to hear him anymore and want to start their match!
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening tag team contest is set for one fall and it is to determine the number one contenders to the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and black suit with a blue and black face paint with blue gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Konrad Raab and Lord Raab… The Brothers of Balance!
The lights go black, then "Machine Gun" by Portishead begins to play. Each round of rapid-fire drum beats triggers a scattershot shower of white beams throughout the arena; each distorted guitar riff fires tiny, shining holes through the otherwise solid black field on the 'tron.
The moment Beth Gibbons' voice begins to waft through the air:
... the lights snap on, revealing the back of a short but powerfully built woman with a patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape drawn, and a rippling, tattoo and scar-strewn bicep flexing;
And a somewhat taller, leaner woman right in front of her, hunched low with platinum blonde hair hanging like a veil as she bobs from side, an agitated readiness at odd with her long, languid breaths.
One is DAHLIA, "Hell's Belle" with burning eyes and a penchant for brutality;
The other is "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka, sadist with a beguiling smile.
As Gibbons' voice stretches, Miwa slaps the ramp and springs up to her full height while DAHLIA snaps around at breakneck speeds, only for the two women's hands to meet in a tight clasp while several streams of violet sparks burst into the air at 45 degree angles to frame them. In perfect time, they draw together to share a brief kiss that ends with DAHLIA turning a cocksure smirk towards one half of the audience and Miwa giving the other a broad smile while her eyes are still hidden. DAHLIA then drapes her arm over Miwa's shoulders; a larger, vertical pyro charge jets up behind the pair as they begin walking to the ring.
Together, they are motherXmalice.
As they make their way down the aisle, DAHLIA eagerly shit-talks, flips birds, and even blows smug kisses towards any fans who provoke her, if only by rooting for their opponent; Miwa, meanwhile, just meets the odd fan with gleaming predator eyes eagerly seeking tender muscles and vulnerable joints.
Also, the occasional middle finger.
Upon reaching the ring, DAHLIA hops to plant her knee on the apron, then straightens and sits on the middle rope to further widen the gap she's opening up for her partner. Right afterwards, Miwa leaps up to the apron, grabs the middle rope, and swings herself through the gap in one fluid stream of motion, leaving DAHLIA to leap over the top rope. Once her feet meet the mat, she throws a fist into the air while stalking towards the center, and Miwa does an acrobatic roll to meet her. Once they're together again - back to back, standing and hunched, just like before for a beat - DAHLIA seizes the drape in one hand. Once she flings it aside, Miwa thrusts upright, throwing up splayed hands that clench the air when she hits her full reach while DAHLIA throws her arms out to either side as if she's inviting the whole world to square up.
They head for their corner once their music begins to fade down, with DAHLIA sinking back to lounge against the turnbuckles with her arms draped over the ropes, and Miwa adroitly bounding up to the second rope, then top turnbuckle so she can take a seat and let her leg dangle over DAHLIA's shoulder.
In spite of their casual posture, DAHLIA's fingers drumming on the ropes, Miwa's foot bouncing against the turnbuckle, and two sets of laser-focused eyes speak volumes about their mutual impatience as they approach the cusp of violence.
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka and "Hell's Belle" DAHLIA… motherXmalice!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and the fans are going wild for this opener! Miwa is going to start off with Konrad! They come in close to lock up but Miwa darts behind Konrad and gets him in a waist lock! Konrad twists out of it to get her into a forward headlock but Miwa grabs his arm and counters into a wristlock! The fans go wild as Konrad hits Miwa with an arm drag but she cartwheels out of it! Miwa snaps a mean kick into Konrad’s gut and he stumbles back! Miwa runs at him but Konrad goes for a clothesline! She ducks it and leaps up onto the second rope and shoots off for a springboard dropkick, taking him down and the fans love it! DAHLIA yells out strategy to Miwa and Miwa dives onto the mat and gets Konrad into a headlock! She chokes him for a moment but Konrad lifts Miwa up and drops her on her legs with an atomic drop! Miwa stumbles around in pain and Konrad takes her head off with a mean diving lariat!
Alexander Corvis: The first match of Tuesday Night Chaos is unfolding right now as these two teams duke it out to get a shot at Future Shock and the EHWF World Tag Team Championships! Miwa all over Konrad early on but as she gets tired Konrad takes her head off right there!!
Maddie Murdock: A lot in this match, that’s for sure! The Brothers of Balance have been trying for a year to get the EHWF World Tag Team Championships as their main goal but keep coming up short. They’ll need this win against the fresh and new motherXmalice tonight!
Miwa slowly gets up and falls into Konrad’s arms! He pushes her back and hits her with hard right and left boxing punches to her midsection and ribs! Miwa falls to the mat and holds her torso in pain! Konrad grabs her by her head and picks her up and he cracks her with an uppercut and the fans shrill at the sight! Miwa falls into the corner and Konrad charges her! Miwa dives out of the way and Konrad eats the corner hard! As he stumbles out Miwa hits him with a spinning heel kick and takes him down! They’re both back up and she hits him with another spinning heel kick to the head! Again they both get up and she goes for it a third time but Konrad grabs her and plants her with a big inverted suplex on the mat! Konrad holds his head in pain but gets the energy to dive tag Lord Raab into the match! The fans go nuts! Miwa gets to a knee and her eyes widen as the huge Lord Raab gets in the ring! Miwa dives over and tags in DAHLIA as the fans go NUTS!
Alexander Corvis: Miwa and Konrad going at it hard! Konrad took a hard one there but gets the tag in to Lord Raab and Miwa tags out to the incredibly big and strong DAHLIA to match up to the Masked German Monster!
Maddie Murdock: I wonder if The Raab’s will choke again or if they’ll finally get another shot at the titles here tonight?
DAHLIA runs in and ducks Lord Raab! She comes back and hits him with a right hand then another then another then another then another! She goes for one more but Lord Raab blocks it and hits her with a big uppercut after he brushes her face down! DAHLIA falls into the ropes and Lord Raab takes her out with a big boot! DAHLIA is down and Lord Raab loses his temper as the fans are going wild! Lord Raab picks up DAHLIA into a knee then whips her into the corner! DAHLIA yells out in pain and Lord Raab goes for a running corner move but DAHLIA cracks him with a back elbow! Lord Raab stumbles back but still goes for a corner move! DAHLIA sidesteps out and Lord Raab hits the corner hard! DAHLIA runs into the opposing corner then runs out and hits Lord Raab with a big splash with all her weight in the corner! DAHLIA backs off and goes for another one but Lord Raab comes out of the corner and lifts DAHLIA up from her midsection mid-run and plants her with a sidewalk slam! The fans go WILD as Lord Raab covers!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Boom! DAHLIA trying her best to take down the big man but Lord Raab out of nowhere catching her with that big sidewalk slam and he gets a near fall, almost winning this one!
Maddie Murdock: Sloppy stuff by DAHLIA at the end there, she should have been expecting something like that…
Hey… why is Remington Ivory Prescott still out here?
We see Remington Ivory Prescott at the bottom of the ramp with Adora by his side. He never left after he was interrupted by The Raab’s entrance. He watches the action closely and takes a few steps towards the ring. The fans are going wild as Lord Raab picks up DAHLIA and hits her with a big right hand! DAHLIA falls into the ropes and bounces back with a shoulder block counter! DAHLIA bounces into he ropes again and hits Lord Raab with another shoulder block! DAHLIA wants a third one as he just won’t go down but Raab pops DAHLIA up on his shoulders with great strength! He wants his running powerbomb but DAHLIA starts punching him in the head and grabs at his mask! Lord Raab lets go and DAHLIA drops off and catches herself on the ropes! She picks Lord Raab up on her back as the fans go NUTS and she hits him with a rollout slam on the mat! DAHLIA wants to finish this! She yells at Lord Raab and goes to pick him up but he sits up suddenly! DAHLIA is shocked! Lord Raab grabs her around the neck and stands up! Miwa drops off the apron and grabs DAHLIA’s legs from the outside! Lord Raab goes for The Chokinator but he can’t get DAHLIA up as she struggles and Miwa holds her! Lord Raab drops DAHLIA and lets her go! DAHLIA bounces off of the ropes and takes Lord Raab out with a diving clothesline!
Alexander Corvis: Wow! DAHLIA and Lord Raab go at it hard but motherXmalice work together to get out of harms way and DAHLIA actually takes the big man down and now DAHLIA is in control! That was amazing!
Maddie Murdock: All right, that was pretty impressive by DAHLIA right there… She needs to capitalise now though…
They both get up! Lord Raab tries to fix his mask and it pays off for DAHLIA! She snaps a mean kick into Lord Raab’s gut! He falls into the corner and Konrad Raab tags in! Remington Ivory Prescott comes to ringside now! The fans are going wild as Konrad Raab takes DAHLIA out with a diving shoulder block! He bounces off of the ropes and takes her down with another one! DAHLIA falls into the corner and tags in Miwa! Miwa vaults tot he top rope and takes Konrad Raab out with a diving crossbody! The fans are going NUTS! Miwa bounces off of the ropes but Konrad Raab has the skill and experience and jumps up, punching her right in the head and taking her out! The fans go wild! Konrad gets up and yells for her to get up as he lines her up!
Alexander Corvis: Lord Raab tagging out to Konrad! Konrad back in and takes it to DAHLIA! DAHLIA stunned off of that shoulder block and Miwa comes back in! Miwa using her speed to take down Konrad but Konrad with his experience levels Miwa with that punch!!
Maddie Murdock: That was a mean punch from the air and I think that might be it for Miwa tonight!
Konrad Raab goes to bounce off of the ropes but Remington Ivory Prescott reaches in and grabs Konrad’s leg and trips him up! The fans boo and Remington backs off and puts his hands up as if he’s done nothing! Lord Raab gets off of the apron and advances on Remington! Remington backs up the ramp with Adora as Lord Raab follows. Konrad slowly gets up, holding his jaw as he looks out at RIP with anger.
Remington Ivory Prescott: You wanna interrupt ME!? Me of all people? How DARE you both!
Alexander Corvis: What the heck is Remington Ivory Prescott doing?! He’s pissed off because The Raab’s entrance cut him off tonight? What the heck is this guys problem tonight? He just tripped Konrad up and now Lord Raab is chasing him off!
Maddie Murdock: RIP feels like his ego was bruised maybe? Lord Raab backing RIP and Adora up the ramp right now but Konrad took that fall hard and he looks pretty pissed off at RIP right now!
Konrad shakes his head and gets to a knee but Miwa runs up and steps on his knee and cracks him in the head with an Enziguri! Konrad is down off of the distraction! Miwa grabs Konrad by the head and whips him into the corner then hits him with a corner splash as DAHLIA holds him! Miwa tags in DAHLIA as the fans go NUTS! DAHLIA manhandles Konrad Raab and executes a double underhook powerbomb with a release at the apex, then Miwa catches the opponent with a top rope splash to drive them into the mat! Miwa gets up holding her torso and rolls out of the ring as DAHLIA hooks both legs! Lord Raab is still at the middle of the ramp with a smirking RIP backing off. DAHLIA puts her hand over Konrad’s face as the ref slides down!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and the Number One Contenders to the EHWF World Tag Team Championships… "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka and "Hell's Belle" DAHLIA… motherXmalice!
Alexander Corvis: They did it! motherXmalice did it! What an impact by this exciting new team and WHAT A MATCH! THIS is the way you kick off a first episode! motherXmalice will now be on a collision course with Future Shock for the tag belts!
Maddie Murdock: No idea what Remington Ivory Prescott’s deal was tonight but he certainly didn’t help The Brothers of Balance as they choke yet again!
Remington Ivory Prescott laughs and disappears behind the curtain as Konrad Raab rages on the outside while Lord Raab helps him up! They looks up at DAHLIA and Miwa back in the ring as their music plays! motherXmalice celebrates inside the ring and raises their arms, taunting The Raab’s on the outside as we fade out.
Brandon Bash was sitting in his locker room getting ready for the show with Stephen Sebastian by his side when all the sudden his phone went off, it only took a second for Bash to see it was an unknown number before hanging up. Only for the device to go off again not even a second later with the same number onto the screen. And when it called a third time Brandon finally picked up.
“Don’t know who you are but you have the wrong fucking number.”
Bash said into the phone the annoyance clear in his voice at whoever was on the other end of the line before freezing when an all too familiar voice came through the speaker.
“No I don’t.”
Conner said with a cold laugh that would have sent a shiver of fear down a normal man’s spine.
“Now do me a favor and put the goddamn mute on before I move you’re name to the top of my list.”
Bash laughed off the threat but did as he was told anyway for what was more than likely his own amusement to see what happened when he put the phone on speaker.
“He can hear you.”
Bash said in such a way that Conner could somehow hear the smirk in his voice. But decided he didn’t care as he continued on with what he had set out to do.
“You ever watch someone make the biggest goddamn mistake of their life but they're too much of a dumbass to realize it?”
Conner asked the man who had attacked him last Sunday at Annihilation
“...”
Sebastian just shrugged and looked at Bash.
“Because let me tell you something, whatever Kendrick gave you to attack me wasn’t fucking worth the hell that’s coming next. Because it’s going to make the last time I knocked you’re ass out with my Clothesline From Hell feel like a light fucking breeze. Because if you think that you can get away with that shit, if you think that I would come back at you with something ten times fucking worse than you need to think again because Stephen I’m not just going to beat you’re dumbass, I’m not just going to beat you until your a bloody fucking mess. But I’m going to do all that and then I’m going to take your fucking title. Because a dumbass like you doesn’t deserve gold you don’t even deserve to breathe so I’m going to fix the mistake the universe made when it let you get lucky enough to get that belt. And I’m not going to be nice about it Sebastian I’m going to knock your fucking head off.”
“And just what makes you think you’ll be able to do that Creed?”
Bashed asked the man on the other line speaking for Stephen Sebastian who didn’t looked pleased at the call.
“Because I’m Conner fucking Creed, I’m the son of a bitch who’s going to run this goddamn show and I’m going to start by beating your sorry ass within an inch of your life and becoming the new Showtime Champion and that is not a fucking threat and is a goddamn promise you dumb fuck! And if you’re dumb ass has a hard enough time telling the difference just come on down to the ring tonight and I’ll fucking show you just how fucking real this threat is. Oh and Bash if you even think about trying to save your little bitch boy tonight then your going to be the next motherfu-”
Conners heated rampling was suddenly cut off when when Brandon Bash hit the end call button.
“And that’s enough of that.”
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a ladder match and it’s to crown the very first EHWF Extreme Champion!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… HardKore… Brian Phillips!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next up… The Flawless… Kori Argentum!
The TRXSH GACY Remix of "The Red Capes Are Coming" by Junkie XL & Hans Zimmer fades in as the lights in the arena dim. The voice of Remington Ivory Prescott comes in.
"What's my superpower?"
A money green spotlight shines down upon the stage where we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott standing tall and proud in the center of the stage. The green light bounces off the diamond ring that's prominently displayed on his pinky. Adora Kincaid steps out right behind him.
"I'm rich."
As the lights come back up, he holds his hands up to embrace the love or the hate as hundred dollar bills rain down from above him. Remington Ivory Prescott brushes his shoulders off with a smug arrogance.
With an arrogant stride, Remington Ivory Prescott his way down the ramp, ignoring any of the cheering or jeering fans. His attention is focused on the ring and he takes his sweet time climbing the steps and walking down the apron. He ducks under the ropes and goes to stand in the center of the ring where he basks in whatever attention comes from the crowd.
Eventually, Remington Ivory Prescott backs into a corner of the ring, pulling off his scarf to hand to Adora Kincaid as he settles in for this match.
Patricia Downs: And now… making his way to the ring… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Patricia Downs: And finally tonight… Misty Vega!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and the 4 competitors all watch each other closely… Misty and RIP rolls out of the ring and go for ladders! Brian and Kori watch on! Misty and RIP slide the ladders in and get in and RIP starts trading blows with Brian as Kori starts trading blows with Misty! The fans are going wild! Brian with a big right to RIP then another then another then another then he levels RIP with a lariat as RIP rolls out of the ring! Misty knees Kori int he midsection and whips her into Brian as they both collide and fall down! Misty grabs a ladder from the mat and runs it into Brian and Kori as they try to get up! Misty folds out the ladder and positions it under the title belt as the fans roar! Adora helps RIP up on the outside as he slides back in! Adora slides RIP a chair and he grabs it as Misty climbs the ladder! RIP cracks the chair over Misty’s back and the fans shrill at the impact as Misty falls to the mat! Brian is up but RIP hits him in the gut with the chair then smacks it over his back as he bends over in pain! RIP tosses the chair aside and goes to climb the ladder!
Alexander Corvis: The very first EHWF Extreme Championships is on the line here tonight and whoever wins this one is gonna make a name for themselves in EHWF, there’s no doubt about that! Brian and Remington brawling right now but Adora getting that chair to RIP as the difference maker right there!
Maddie Murdock: Many strong words from RIP earlier tonight but can he back it up here tonight? They have to get that ladder set and get to the top if these guys want to call themselves Extreme Champion at the end of the night!
RIP climbs the ladder but Kori dives on him with both of her hands clasped and pounds him in the back before he gets halfway! Kori pulls RIP down and pulls him into a knee! She gets his head around her arm for a DDT but RIP gets out of it and smacks her head off of the ladder! Kori falls down to the mat! RIP turns right into Brian who pops him up on his back and plants him with a Samoan drop! The fans are on their feet! Brian whips RIP into the corner as he yanks him from the mat! Brian goes for a corner move but RIP dives out of the way and Brian hits the corner hard! RIP grabs the steel chair and cracks it over Brian’s head! Brian doesn’t go down as blood trickles from his forehead! RIP is in shock and goes for another shot but Brian levels RIP with a lariat! The fans are going nuts! Misty Vega grabs Brian’s shoulder from behind and hits him with Mist Effect straight to the skull! The fans are cheering as Misty approaches the ladder!
Alexander Corvis: RIP trying to get up there but Brian Phillips not playing around! Brian Phillips embodies hardcore and extreme style wrestling! Misty Vega taking Brian out and now she’s gonna go for the belt!
Maddie Murdock: Misty Vega using her now veteran status to read this match like a book and get up that ladder but can she make it?!
Misty climbs the ladder and Kori isn’t far behind! They get to the top and the fans are going nuts! Misty and Kori trade right hands at the top! Misty reaches for the belt but Kori hits her! Kori goes for it next but Misty with an elbow to her face! They continue to wrestle at the top of the ladder but RIP comes up and grabs the ladder! He pushes it and tips the ladder over, sending Kori and Misty crashing down on the mat! The fans are going NUTS! Kori and Misty scream in pain! RIP grabs the ladder and sets it up again! He goes to climb it but Brian cracks the steel chair over his back! RIP drops to the mat and yells in pain! Brian swings the steel chair into RIP’s gut and drops the chair then DDTs Brian right into it on the mat! RIP rolls over to the apron, hurt and twitching as the fans roar! It’s finally Brian’s time as he climbs the ladder unopposed!
Alexander Corvis: Oh SHIT! Here we go! Brian Phillips taking everyone out and DDTing RIP’s head off of that freaking chair! That was brutal! He’s gonna do it! It’s finally his time here in EHWF!
Maddie Murdock: No one is around to stop him and he’s climbing the ladder! His gonna win it tonight!
Brian gets to the top of the ladder but Misty has the other ladder back down on the mat! She runs it up and smacks the top of it into Brian’s back to slow him down! He reaches for the title but she hits him in the back again! Kori grabs the other side of the ladder! Misty grabs her side and they both topple it over, sending a bleeding Brian Phillips crashing hard down into the mat! The fans LOSE IT at the impact! Misty slaps Kori! Kori dropkicks Misty in the chest! RIP looks up from the apron as they turn towards him but he plays dead! Misty goes for Mist Effect! Kori ducks it and runs up with her Argentum Gold knee right into Misty’s face! Misty goes down and the fans go wild! RIP stops playing dead and grabs Kori from behind, tossing her over the top rope to the outside floor! RIP grabs a ladder and sets it up then starts climbing as the fans boo him!
Alexander Corvis: RIP playing dead, letting everyone else fight it out and then coming in last moment to pick up the crumbs like the asshole that he is! Now RIP has the ladder and everyone is down!
Maddie Murdock: Very smart from RIP there!
RIP gets halfway but the cheers EXPLODE as a limping and dizzy Brian Phillips isn’t gonna let this one end like this! He forces himself back into the ring and climbs the other side of the ladder! RIP gets to the top and grabs the belt but Brian gets to the top at the last moment and punches RIP in the face! RIP responds with his own punch! Brian hits harder! RIP steps down a rung! Brian steps up a rung and punches RIP in the top of the head as the title belt is in his sights!
Alexander Corvis: Remington Ivory Prescott is gonna do it! After all his bullshit earlier tonight he’s actually getting up there and he’s gonna do it!!
Maddie Murdock: WAIT! Here comes Phillips!
Brian reaches for the title but it just swings out of his grasp! Adora slides in the ring and tosses an object up to RIP! RIP catches it and the fans boo as she rolls out of the ring! We zoom in and see RIP put the Kryptonite Diamond Ring on his finger! Brian grabs the title belt as it swings back but RIP smacks Brian in the face with his Kryptonite Overture punch with the ring on! Brian falls back and drops off of the ladder, landing on Kori and Misty who just got back up! The fans go NUTS but they start to boo as RIP smirks and kisses his ring then reaches for the title belt! He grabs it and unhooks it! The fans boo as RIP laughs, holding the title belt high at the top of the ladder!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
Alexander Corvis: Oh you’re kidding me! It wasn’t bad enough that this asshole interfered in The Raab’s match tonight but he is now the NEW Extreme Champion! This relatively new competitor can call himself a champion with the help of Adora Kincaid’s help as she tossed him the Kryptonite ring!
Maddie Murdock: Arrogance will get you everywhere! You can’t deny that he got the job done! He’s your new champ, Corvis!
Alexander Corvis: I can see that but it doesn’t mean I gotta like it! Remi Skyfire won a belt in her second match off of sheer strength, skill and hard work but this arrogant asshole RIP clearly doesn’t know what the meaning of hard work is!
RIP holds the title up high and laughs at Brian Phillips on the outside who kicks the steel steps in anger and yells out at RIP! RIP holds the belt out over his head as the fans boo him and he eats it up! Adora watches on from the ring as we fade out.
The camera opens against a brick wall, similar to the brick walls Remi Skyfire has posed in front of in the past. A guitar riff blasts through the air as Remi Skyfire walks into the shot with a cherry red Gibson SG slung across her body. She smirks into the camera as she continues to play a driving beat, nodding her head slowly in rhythm. She’s dressed in a pair of black and white converse, faded jeans riddled with holes and topped with a brown leather belt with a brass skull buckle, and a blue flannel unbuttoned halfway with no bra underneath. Her right wrist has a white bandana tied around it holding an extra pick and a pair of aviators with American Flag lenses complete her look.
She plays for a few seconds longer before finishing off with the opening notes of the Star-Spangled banner, the last note of which she lets hang in the air as she tucks the pick in her pocket and spreads both arms wide. The sound fades and she gives the camera a lopsided grin.
Now I know everyone wants to know…Why did Remi Skyfire cash in her Junior Heavyweight Championship to face Ana Somnia for the Global Championship? Why wouldn’t she stay in her lane, dominate her division and pad her record? It’s simple, babies, I’m not Ana Somnia. Now, don’t worry, I’m not going to go on some rant about how Russia is evil and Remerica is great. I’m a little deeper than that. Shit, you guys have to admit, though, Ana is boring as shit. I mean, who actually cares that she’s fifty thousand and one? Or that she’s having relationship issues, or whatever the hell she’s always going on and on about like the sun rises and sets on her.
Remi raises her eyebrows as if waiting for a response.
Anyone?
She shrugs.
Look, I’m not going to try to say I’m a better wrestler than she is, I’m not. I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it, brawn and balls is how I get by. No breaks, no brakes. I do know, though, that when it comes right-down-to-the-ground to it, I get up more times than I don’t. Sure, maybe it’s a little slow, maybe sometimes I need a second to remember where I’m at, but I by-damn get up. Now, I’m not saying Ana isn’t tough. I know that she’s a tall tree to climb, but that’s okay, I’ve spent my life climbing trees…and cutting them down.
Don’t worry, I’ll get around to answering why I chose Ana in a bit, but it’s a windy road to get there. See, I wanna talk about…oh, shit, just a lot. Like, okay…let’s talk about how when I walked into this company, just barely two months ago, I was stunned to see how beaten into submission everyone was. Now, sure, people were talking and seemed to be having a good time, but there was something there, underneath. Something that practically the entire company was taking as fact, and that something was Ana Somnia. She was the longest Reigning Champion, very impressive feat by the way, congrats on that, but people seemed to just…assume she was gonna hold it.
I don’t fuck with that. I decided right then and there that I was going to knock down the Iron Curtain and pump some life back into things. Am I better than Ana? Nah, skill-wise she’s probably got me. I just might be faster though. I’m goddamn fast, train with chains and lead vests. That’s all in my bio, though, you can read all that you want. It’s not really my style to bring up shit like that. Again, I’m not Ana.
She lets the guitar sling behind her, neck down.
I can be beat, shit I will be eventually. I got no illusions about that. But here’s something that I’ve learned long time ago, being a champion is about a lot more than a title. It’s a lot more than being undefeated, and it’s a lot more than whatever awards and other bullshit you wanna flaunt on your resume. Make no mistake, Ana, I’m not discounting them, I’m just not letting them cause me to fear you. A loss and a defeat are different, everyone loses. Once you’re defeated, though, you’ve got troubles. Defeat is accepting loss, it’s accepting that just because someone has a full trophy case, a big, shiny belt, and a billion wins that doesn’t mean I can’t catch them. It doesn’t mean I’m beaten before the bell rings, and it damn sure doesn’t mean I’m giving up.
Remi begins pacing now, taking a moment to collect her thoughts. Normally chilled out and relaxed, there’s a fire to her now. The more she talks, the more confident she seems to grow. Finally she stops as if hit by a sudden realization and holds up both hands in a sort of apologetic stance.
I know direct call outs like this may not be the norm here, at least they don’t seem to be in my short time here, but I don’t really follow the normal way of doing things, Ana. I’m incorrigible, a habitual line stepper, and honestly, I’m a bad day for you. This place needs someone to show them they don’t need to just accept you, that you can be beaten, and mark my words. You can be. Now, I know you don’t believe that. You think you’re untouchable, think that I’m in over my head and that you’re going to drag me out into the deep water to drown me.
She leans into the camera slightly and offers a wink.
Except…I’m a bit more of a shark than you think. Deep water suits me fine, Ana, that’s why I picked you. I didn’t want to sit on my empire of dirt, padding out a title reign when I should be out there gunning for the biggest prize of them all: Freedom from your bullshit.
I’m Remi Skyfire, I’m the Blackheart, and Ana? пошёл на хуй.
The camera fades out as Remi walks out of the shot.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 3 way match set for one single fall and it’s for the EHWF Showtime Championship!
Patricia Downs: Introducing… The Challengers… First up tonight… Emilio Gonzalos!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt.
Patricia Downs: And now… his opponent tonight… Conner Creed!
The lights in the arena suddenly fade to black. A few moments pass when suddenly a torch can be seen lit on the stage. A dim spotlight shines down to further show a man in a blood red cloak holding the torch up into the air with his left hand. The hooded figure would then pull the hood back, completely removing the cloak to reveal Brandon Bash standing before us in a suit just as red as the cloak he was wearing. He flashes a sinister grin as he steps aside, as "Beast in Black" by BEAST IN BLACK begins to play throughout the arena. The dim spotlight moves up from Bash to the curtains as a mountain of a man in a black cloak steps out from behind them while smoke begins to flow out around the stage. The cloaked man then suddenly throws the cloak off as he screams out in rage, revealing the monstrous muscular physique of Stephen Sebastian. Brandon Bash proceeds to make his way down the ramp, using the torch to guide him as Stephen follows close behind. As soon as they reach the bottom of the ramp, Bash puts the torch out with help from a ringside crew member as a dark orange/red hue of light begins to engulf the arena. Bash begins to make his way up the steel steps as Stephen jumps up onto the apron before pulling himself up to leap over the top rope in easy fashion. Bash climbs in through the ropes behind him as his monster of a client paces around the ring, slapping himself in the head and rolling his shoulders. Bash just stares into the camera, letting out a somewhat maniacal laugh as he claps and gestures to his newest client. Stephen makes his way to each turnbuckle, climbing up to the middle rope and giving a flex to show off his physique. Bash would then climb through the ropes and make his way down the steel steps to stand ringside as Stephen would continue to pace around the ring while his entrance theme begins to fade out, the rage boiling up inside of him as he awaits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally tonight… their opponent… He is the EHWF Showtime Champion… Stephen Sebastian!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Stephen immediately runs up and picks up Creed, driving him into the corner! Creed starts pummelling Stephen’s back while Stephen hits Creed’s torso with big shots! Emilio runs up and crushes both men with his massive weight with a big corner splash! Emilio grabs Stephen by the hair and pulls him to the centre of the right and hits him with big right hands! Stephen fights back with right hands of his own! They trade monster shots but Stephen starts to win out! Stephen hits Emilio with a sidekick! Emilio smacks Stephen in the chest with a smack that echos around the arena! Stephen knocks Emilio down with a hip and shoulder with a show of power but Creed rushes behind Stephen and takes his leg out with a chop block as the fans go wild! Bash on the outside yells at Creed as he comes to the apron but Creed swipes at Bash who backs off while Creed hits the ropes! Creed turns back and the powerful Stephen plants Creed with a big spinebuster! Stephen covers Creed but Emilio rips Stephen up by his back and waistband then takes Stephen down with a diving clothesline! The fans are going NUTS as the ring shakes!
Alexander Corvis: These three incredible intense and ruthless competitors are fighting it out right now with the Showtime Championship on the line! Conner Creed made his return to EHWF, he beat Wilmer but lost to him the week after and now he’s here! The CPO have not been kind to Creed and now Creed wants revenge on Bash and Stephen tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Stephen Sebastian is just an all out BEAST! Look at him, look at the power! He’s throwing Creed around like a rag doll and he’s treating the 450 pound Emilio like a little kid!
Emilio picks up Stephen and scoops him up on his shoulder then drops him jaw first on the ropes! Emilio backs off and runs up to clothesline him over but Stephen boots Emilio in the gut! Stephen twists Emilio’s arm around and gets around him then pulls him into a big lariat! Emilio goes down and the fans go wild! Creed clubs Stephen in the back! They start trading big right hands and Stephen wins out as he drops Creed! Stephen pulls Creed into a knee then another one before tossing him through the air into the corner! Creed yells out in pain! Stephen runs up for a corner clothesline but Creed dives out with a drop toehold sending Stephen head first into the turnbuckle! Creed grabs Stephen by the back of the head and smacks his head off of the turnbuckle! Stephen stumbles around for a moment as Creed rages at both Stephen and Bash who is on the outside before hoisting Stephen up and planting the big man with his Crucifix Powerbomb! The fans go NUTS as Creed covers him!
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Alexander Corvis: Creed hits his Crucifix Powerbomb on Stephen Sebastian and just gets a one count! What the heck! Stephen Sebastian just powers out of the cover like nothing!
Maddie Murdock: You can’t beat Stephen Sebastian if you’re a scrub like Creed! That’s why The CPO are so powerful! Stephen just fought these guys off and took that massive bomb and kicked out like it was nothing!
Creed is shocked as Stephen presses him off of him even after that huge move! Creed gets up and starts to stomp out Stephen on the mat! Stephen grabs Creed’s leg and trips him up! Both men get up and get into another fist fight, trading lefts and rights but Emilio is up and runs at both men, taking them both down with a double clothesline! Stephen and Creed hit the mat hard! Creed rolls outside in pain! Emilio picks Stephen up and smacks him in the back with a giant palm! Stephen falls against the ropes in pain and Emilio uses his power to press him up and drop him on his chest for a big Supreme Slam with huge impact! The giant Emilio hooks both of Stephen’s legs but Bash doesn’t look nervous!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Emilio throwing his weight into this one and taking both men down then hitting Stephen with ANOTHER Supreme Slam but again, Stephen kicks out at one! What the heck is this guy made out of!
Maddie Murdock: Every match Stephen has he gets stronger and stronger. Guys like Emilio and Creed are child’s play for him! They’ve both hit him with everything they’ve got so far and they can’t even get him down for a 2 count!
Stephen again kicks out at one! Emilio with his massive weight spins around on top of Stephen on the mat and starts hitting him with punches while he goes around! Emilio gets up and grabs Stephen by the hair! He hits Stephen with a big right hand, then another then another then another! A normal man would be knocked out by now! Stephen is bleeding but he doesn’t go down! Emilio hits Stephen with a big boot and Stephen falls into the ropes but he bounces back and LEVELS the huge Emilio with a Berserker Lariat out of nowhere! Emilio is DOWN and the fans are going NUTS for that one! Stephen goes to cover Emilio for the win but Conner Creed runs in with his wooden baseball bat! Creed punts Stephen in the ribs to break the cover! Stephen gets up, holding his torso, bent over as Creed smacks him in the back with the baseball bat! Stephen stumbles around, still not going down showing amazing strength but Creed changes that with another baseball swing to the back! Stephen goes down and the fans are going NUTS!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen and Emilio having it out with a huge skirmish with Stephen LEVELLING Emilio with that massive Berserker Lariat that Creed has become familiar with! Now Creed brings in the baseball bat into this one!
Maddie Murdock: Pffft, of course Creed would resort to bringing in that bat and assaulting Stephen with it! That’s not gonna be enough to take down this beast though!
Creed tosses the baseball bat aside and yells at Stephen who slowly stirs on the mat! Creed back off into the ropes as Stephen gets to his knees and Creed hits Stephen with Lights Out! The running boot to the back of the head is BRUTAL! The fans go nuts! Stephen is down and we see him bleeding from his back and forehead and now the back of his head! Creed stumbles around but he has to make this one count! Creed rolls Stephen over and covers him!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: LIGHTS OUT! The boot to the back of the head to Stephen and he STILL kicked out! He’s taken Crucifix Powerbomb, Supreme Slams a baseball bat assault and a damn Lights Out and still kicks out!
Maddie Murdock: Stephen Sebastian has held that title for ages! He’s not a scrub I mean look at him! He makes people his bitches in that ring, he’s not gonna let Conner Creed stop him! Look what he did to Creed at Annihilation!
The fans go NUTS and Creed can’t believe it! There’s no way Stephen should have kicked out but he did! Creed gets up, enraged but Emilio runs up and knocks Creed down with his gut! Creed gets up but Emilio hits Creed with a running body block! Creed uses the ropes to get up in the corner but Bash grabs Creed’s leg! Creed rages but he’s stuck and Emilio runs up and CRUSHES Creed with a running corner splash! Creed’s eyes are wide as he drops to his knees and rolls out of the ring! Emilio turns his attention to Stephen who gets up! Emilio smacks Stephen with a MASSIVE chop to the head! Stephen falls into the ropes and Emilio presses him up and punishes Stephen with ANOTHER Supreme Slam! The impact is huge and Emilio covers!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: ANOTHER Supreme Slam to Stephen Sebastian! Nothing will put this guy away! Creed and Emilio can’t believe it and these fans are going nuts! He’s indestructible!
Maddie Murdock: I haven’t seen this much power since Michael Rissi, Alexander. A guy like this could dominate the entire roster here on Chaos! Emilio and Creed have fought each other but it looks like they’re both trying to focus on Stephen now!
Emilio can’t believe it! The fans are in shock as well! Emilio gets up and picks Stephen up by his head as he plants a massive palm into his back! Stephen shrugs Emilio off of him and starts hitting him with big right hands! Stephen with monster strength plants Emilio with a belly to belly suplex! Stephen gets him back up and plants him with another monstrous crash as the fans are amazed by the power of Stephen! Creed is back in with his baseball bat and smacks Stephen in the back! Emilio gets up and headbutts Stephen into the corner! Emilio and Creed look at each other! Creed runs up with a punch to Stephen! Emilio hits Stephen with a big boot! They both run at Stephen but Stephen takes both men down with a double clothesline and the fans are the loudest they’ve been all night! Creed slowly gets up but Stephen hoists him up for Rise of The Godhand! Creed wrenches Stephen’s face back and gets down off of his back! Creed bounces off of the ropes and goes for Clothesline From Hell but Stephen ducks it and goes for his Berserker Lariat! Creed ducks that and turns around as he boots Stephen in the gut and hits him with a double underhook DDT right on the baseball bat! Stephen rolls around in pain as the fans go nuts! Creed has no choice! He quickly hoists him up and plants him with a huge Crucifix Powerbomb! The fans go NUTS as he cover Stephen!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: I can’t believe this! Stephen’s been hit with everything and STILL he kicks out! Stephen kicks out of yet another Crucifix Powerbomb!
Maddie Murdock: If this were a one on one Stephen would have ended this 10 minutes ago! A baseball bat a huge DDT and another Crucifix Powerbomb and Stephen kicks out again! If you can’t put him away after all of that, then you need to give up!
Creed can’t believe it! Emilio sees it and the fans are in shock! Emilio has had enough! He takes Creed out with a running gut, knocking Creed down with impact! Emilio grabs Stephen but the head and plants him with a chokeslam! The fans are on their feet as Emilio goes to end this! Emilio bounces off of the ropes and goes for a big splash! Stephen rolls out of they way! Both men are up and Emilio connects with a big right hand! He goes for a left but Stephen with amazing power gets Emilio up on his back and plants the 450 pounder with Rise of The Godhand! The ring shakes and moves out of place and the fans are going CRAZY! Stephen get up using the ropes but Conner Creed smirks from the other side of the ring and hits the tired Stephen Sebastian with a Clothesline From Hell over the top rope to the outside! Finally, Stephen is down! The damage is done on the motionless Emilio and Creed is gonna swipe this one as he smirks out at an enraged Brandon Bash! Creed covers Emilio as he stares at Bash!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… and the NEW EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
Alexander Corvis: CREED DOES IT! Creed steals this one out of nowhere! What quick thinking! We have a NEW Showtime Champion here tonight! All seemed lost! Stephen’s power and domination was evident but Creed just outsmarted them here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: That was unexpected! Stephen’s shocking strength definitely dominated this one but the crafty Conner Creed saw that last chain of events coming! Stephen and Bash are not happy after that Clothesline From Hell!
Conner Creed celebrates in the ring with the title belt as his music hits and he insults Bash on the outside! Stephen slides back in and Creed quickly slides out and backs up the ramp as he looks out at them and points at the title, taunting them with it!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen is PISSED off!
Maddie Murdock: This doesn’t end here for Creed… has Creed signed his own death note here tonight?!
Stephen looks at Emilio starting to get back up. He looks out at Creed who is now on the stage and points to him before taking Emilio back down with a Berserker Lariat! The fans are going WILD as Stephen holds the ropes and points out to Creed!
Alexander Corvis: Oof! That’s not good! Not good at all!
Creed holds the Showtime Championship up high as Stephen points out at him and threatens him before we fade out backstage!
Alexander Corvis: Oh SHIT! What the heck are they doing to Wesley Kendrick! He’s the assistant GM for fucks sake! They just nailed him! Those lucha guys are kidnapping Wesley!? Da fuck is going on here!?
Maddie Murdock: Who cares… This little weed deserves to be kidnapped. What the heck does Alejandro want with him anyway?
They take Wesley out of the room as we cut back to the ring!
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is a tag team match set for one single fall!
Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie come out as the fans cheer for them. They go to the ends of the stage and hype up the crowd before meeting back in the middle and high fiving. Zoe and Jade sprint down the ramp and slide in the ring as they take off their jackets down to their ring attire and get to either end of the ring up on the turnbuckle and raise their arms to the cheering crowd. Zoe and Jade get down and get to their corner as the strategise, waiting for their opponents to come out so they can start the contest.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First tonight… They are the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie… Future Shock!
Kickstart My Heart kicks in and Remi's arrival to the stage comes in a casual strut even if her head is bopping to the beat of her theme. She takes a moment to drink in the arena's scene while the music courses through her body. Soon enough, she can't help herself and she's jamming out and grooving with the Motley Cru all over the stage. She's tossing horns up and randomly air guitaring down the ramp and toward the ring, even stopping for the occasional fan's invisible microphone to sing out with her theme.
At the ring, Remi hops up onto the apron and turns around to throw her hands up to the crowd. She ducks inside and climbs up each of the top turnbuckles, throwing up rocker horns and screaming the lyrics out at the crowd. Once done, she backs herself into one of the corners, leans back, pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her top and pops it into her mouth with a thotty wink into the nearest camera.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… First up… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Patricia Downs: And finally tonight… her partner… She is the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING
The fans are going nuts as Remi and Ana are face to face in the ring. Ana looks like she didn't take kindly to Remi’s words before. They are in each others faces but Remi isn’t backing down as tensions begin to flare. Remi lets Ana start it out with Zoe as the fans are going wild for this main event. Zoe and Ana circle each other. They come in to lock up but Zoe twists Ana into a wristlock then into a hammerlock from behind! Ana spins out of it and pulls Zoe into a lariat! Zoe is up but Ana gets her up on her back and looks a dagger at Remi on the apron before slinging Zoe off of her back to the mat with big impact! Ana grabs Zoe by her hair and pulls her back up on her back! Zoe slides off of Ana’s back and slices a big kick into Ana’s ribs! Zoe switches another big kick into her other side! Ana swings but Zoe ducks! Zoe gets Ana into a waistlock! Zoe gets some quick knees into Ana’s side! Ana roars in frustration and shoves Zoe into the ropes! Zoe bounces back and Ana hoists Zoe up, planting her with a big spinebuster as the fans go wild! Ana gets up and mouths something to Remi on the apron as she paces around Zoe on the mat!
Alexander Corvis: Well here you have it… To open the night the EHWF Global Champion Ana Somnia stated that she is the champion, she is the lifeblood of EHWF but ultimately she didn’t slag out Remi Skyfire… She did say she’d beat her and that she wasn’t on her level pretty much but you get there feeling there was some sort of respect there… later on in the night though, that wasn’t good enough for Remi. Remi went straight for Ana and pretty much told her to go fuck herself, she’s coming for that belt!
Maddie Murdock: Well Ana is in the ring right now, dominating Zoe in front of Remi Skyfire. Zoe did send out that viral Tweet that she wants a shot at the winner of Ana/Remi but Ana is having very little trouble with Zoe right now! The intensity is definitely there for Remi and Ana though. Tonight, things came out into the light for sure!
Alexander Corvis: Ana taking some shots from Zoe but Ana is brutalising her right now! She wants to send a message to Remi tonight! And that’s what she’s doing. I haven’t seen someone rise so quickly with so much talent like Remi, since Ana debuted in EHWF so this is gonna be interesting!
Ana rips Zoe up to her feet and slide a big MMA style knee in on her midsection! Ana hoists Zoe up for Zver’ Bomb but Zoe rolls off of Ana’s back and then snaps a kick into Ana’s lower back! Ana tries to hit Zoe with a Judo flip but Zoe cartwheels out of it into the ropes! Zoe springboards off of the middle ropes and hits Ana with a springboard kick to the chest! Ana gets blown back! Zoe runs up and gets Ana in a wristlock! Ana reverses it into a headlock! Zoe counters into a hammerlock! Ana steps back into a hammerlock of her own as the fans go CRAZY! Zoe drops down for the arm drag but Ana shows off RIDICULOUS athletic ability as the flips forward in the air off of the toss and lands on her feet! Zoe is in shock and cops a roundhouse to the head for her troubles! Zoe falls into the corner and Jade tags in! Jade gets to the top rope and leaps off! Ana ducks it and Jade lands with a somersault! They both get up and Jade gets around Ana with a waistlock! Jade starts bashing Ana in the ribs as we get a look and we see bruising on the left side of Ana. Zoe started the assault on the ribs and Jade continues it! Jade hoists Ana up on her back for her finisher but Ana gets off of her back and shoves her into the ropes! Jade bounces back and Ana hits her with a big belly to belly on the mat! The fans go wild and Remi claps on the apron, sarcastically… It gets Ana’s attention and she comes over as she gets into an argument with a smirking, Remi.
Alexander Corvis: Zoe targeting those ribs of Ana and does a big of damage there with Jade getting the tag and keeping it up but Ana is just tearing through Future Shock right now! Remi and Ana arguing right now as their relationship spills over a little!
Maddie Murdock: Ana isn’t gonna tag Remi in the match tonight. She’s gonna take on Future Shock on her own and send a clear message to Remi!
Ana turns back to Jade but the interaction with Remi costs her as Jade snaps a kick into Ana’s head! Jade then targets the ribs again with a knee to the side then another then another then another! She goes for another but Ana catches her leg and plants her with a big suplex! Ana keeps her in her grasp and plants her with another suplex on the mat! Ana would like a third one but Zoe comes in and clubs Ana in the back to break the grip! Jade and Zoe both run at Ana but Ana takes Zoe down with a punch then the same to Jade! Zoe is back up but she gets hit right back down! Jade is up and gets a jumping MMA knee! Future Shock are down! Ana goes to stop Zoe from escaping the ring but Zoe snaps a kick into her head from the mat! Zoe rolls out! Jade turns Ana around and hosts her up on her back for Blackout! She goes for it but Ana grabs her knee on the way down and then plants Jade with a T-Bone Suplex! Jade is able to roll through and tag in Zoe! Zoe gets to the top rope and leaps off, hitting Ana with a big missile dropkick to the damn chest! Ana goes spilling over across the ring and uses the ropes in the corner to get back up but Remi blind tags into the match! Remi goes to enter the match but Ana shoves her in the back, not happy with the blind tag! The two start to argue and things fall apart! Remi shoves Ana in the chest and Ana shoves her back! They grab each other but the ref breaks it up and gets Ana to get to the apron! Ana shouts insults at Remi in Russian!
Alexander Corvis: Ana takes it to Jade and Zoe albeit with the tag champs doing some damage to Ana’s ribs with a mean red and purple bruise there! Zoe fights back with an impressive offence and Remi blind tags in much to the anger and dismay of Ana!
Maddie Murdock: Ana didn’t like it and Ana and Remi almost went to blows there tonight! The ref controls the match and now Ana is shouting some Russian at Remi… There’s gonna be now friendly competition between these two now, that’s for sure!
Remi comes in and knees Zoe in the midsection then tosses her across the ring with great strength! Zoe gets up and counters with an elbow to Remi! Zoe dropkicks Remi’s thigh! They get up and Zoe does it again! Zoe tags in Jade but Future Shock are getting frustrated so they both attack Remi with punches! Remi hits both of them with a thrust to the midsection then pulls them both in! Remi looks over at Ana with a smirk as she manhandles Future Shock with Zoe and Jade powerless! Remi hits them both with a double suplex and the fans go NUTS! Jade and Zoe both get up in pain, they strategise and go to charge Remi but with a rush of speed, Remi appears before them and takes both down with a huge double spear! The fans GO NUTS at the speed of Remi and even Ana Somnia looks a little shocked at that one!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT THE?! D-Did you see that? Remi taking out both Zoe and Jade and then the way she just moved, she was like a blur! That speed is phenomenal! I knew she was fast but not THAT fast!
Maddie Murdock: You wanna talk about sending a message, huh? Remi just sent a message and even Ana looked surprised at that speed! Does Ana finally have a challenge here! Remi doesn’t stop impressing!
Remi whips Jade into the corner then whips Zoe right on top of her! Future Shock are getting steamrolled at the moment and Remi is showing off! Remi pops Zoe and Jade up on her back and spins around, tossing them in the air and sending them to the mat. Ana now watches closely and quietly as Remi unleashes! The fans are going NUTS! Zoe rolls out of the ring and falls to the outside in pain! Jade forces herself up but again, Remi with this ridiculous speed appears in front of Jade and plummets a monster punch into her midsection! Jade stumbles forward and tries to grab at Remi but Remi quickly steps around her and leaps in the air then punches Jade in the face down to the mat!
Alexander Corvis: This is BRUTAL! Future Shock throwing the rules of tagging out the window to fight Remi but Remi is all over them and dominating! Brutal punches and that shocking speed! Everyone else is in slow motion! Remi beat the fuck out of Zoe and Jade right now!
Maddie Murdock: That speed is definitely something else! Combine that with her endurance and strength and now I’m excited to see her face Ana for the Global Championship!
Remi slides to the outside as she sees Zoe get up and she levels Zoe with a big clothesline! Everyone else appears to be moving significantly slower to the speedy Remi and the fans are in shock at this display! The crowd gets super loud now! Zoe is down and out! Remi slides back into the ring and Jade stumbles into her! Remi hits Jade with Skyline the Irish Whip into Blindside Lariat signature that devastates Jade! Remi gets on top of Jade and starts hitting her with right hands to the head but the ref looks out and sees Zoe out of it on the outside. The ref dives on Remi and stops it as Jade is a mess on the mat! Remi moves back to her corner and raises her arms in front of Ana as the ref calls for the bell and the fans are going WILD!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners via knockout… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire and the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Alexander Corvis: Wow! Ana’s dominance in the beginning and then Remi sending a message to Ana there by CRUSHING Future Shock! Now that was a pissing contest! Remi is not just gonna be another opponent for Ana and she sent that message loud and clear tonight!
Maddie Murdock: That doesn’t help Zoe’s claim to the winner of that encounter but definitely Remi has more than proven herself in EHWF after tonight! Can she get the job done against arguably the most dominant and talented fighter in the world today, though? Not an easy feat, even for Remi Skyfire!
Remi helps Jade up and carries her outside, sitting her next to Zoe and helping both of them on the outside against the barricade. Remi rolls back in to get her arm raised but Ana steps into the ring and shoves the ref aside. Remi and Ana come face to face and get right up into each others grill. They yell at each other and Ana ends up shoving Remi in the face, away from her.
Alexander Corvis: Hmm… Was that a good idea?
Remi shoves Ana in the chest! Ana hits Remi with a right hand! Ana is taken aback as Remi looks up and wipes the blood from her lip… Usually Ana can sink anyone with a mean right but Remi doesn’t go down! Ana smirks as Remi hits her with a right and and the fans go NUTS as the two women trade blows! Eventually Ana starts to win out and keeps smacking Remi! Remi falls against the ropes! She goes to lunge at Ana but Ana collects Remi with a roundhouse to the head! Remi falls against the ropes and the fans are LOSING IT right now! Ana charges Remi but Remi is too quick and pulls the top rope down! Ana spills over and smacks her back on the apron and falls to the outside! Remi looks back and sees Ana already getting up! Remi bounces off of the ropes and runs up, leaping over the top rope and landing on Ana! The fans ERUPT!
Alexander Corvis: OH SHIT! WOAH! These two brawling right now! Remi leaping over the top rope to get at Ana! Ana didn’t see it coming! These two are gonna fight right here right now! Tensions have boiled over!
Maddie Murdock: There’s no way Ana Somnia expected any of this, I’m sure of it! She’s been used to sicking everyone in her way for over 2 years now!
Remi picks Ana up but Ana headbutts her! Ana grabs the Global title belt from the apron and smacks it into the side of Remi’s head! Remi goes down and Ana stands over her! Ana roars and pulls Remi in then hoists her up and walks Remi over, planting Remi with a huge Zver’ Bomb through the DAMN announce table! The fans go NUTS! They’re cheering the house down right now but they get even louder when they realise Ana STILL isn’t done with Remi tonight!
Alexander Corvis: Zver’ Bomb through the table! Zver Bomb through our damn table right in front of us and Ana is showing that she’s still that bitch here tonight! Remi just exploded through the table right in front of us! What the heck is Ana doing now!
Ana smirks as she stands over Remi and grabs some of the production cables! Ana stands over Remi and wraps them around her neck and starts to choke her out! Remi grabs on and struggles but she goes red as Ana chokes her with force! Two refs come over and tell Ana to stop but Ana pulls Remi up and wrenches back even more!
Maddie Murdock: She’s choking Remi with those damn cables right in front of us! Remi’s gonna get choked out here tonight! Ana Somnia is PISSED and now she’s gonna take Remi out before they even get to fight for the title!
Ana continues the production cable choke out but Ana suddenly falls backwards! Ana is confused… She looks around and looks down at the cables still in her hands which are now in two pieces apart… A heavily breathing Remi gets to her hands a knees and looks back at Ana. Remi has an exhausted smile on her face as she snapped the production cables in two! The fans GO CRAZY and the arena erupts! Ana can’t believe it… Her shock turns to that of anger as she gets up!
Alexander Corvis: Are you fucking kidding me! Remi snapped the production cables! Ana and the rest of us are in shock but Remi isn’t gonna go down tonight! She said, it she’s here to stay and she wants that title!
Maddie Murdock: Here’s your challenge Ana! She’s right in front of you! Remi Skyfire wants Ana Somnia and Ana Somnia just realised she hasn’t come up against a Remi Skyfire before!
Ana and Remi go for it again! They trade blows but neither of them budges! Ana pops Remi up with great strength for another Zver’ Bomb! Remi leaps it off of her shoulders onto the apron! Remi leaps off of the apron for The Sex Pistol! Ana wasn’t ready for it and she ducks it and slides back in the ring and grabs her Global Championship belt! Remi barrel rolls up to her feet on the outside and the fans are going wild. Remi looks up at Ana in the ring and the two have a stare-down… They’re not gonna go any further tonight!
Alexander Corvis: Well I don’t think we could have had a better first episode of Tuesday Night Chaos! That was amazing and now after witnessing these two go at it and the intensity and velocity of these two… I’m more hyped to see these two go at it for the EHWF Global Championship!
Ana raises the Global Championship above her head and Remi nods along with a smile as she signals around her waist! The fans are still incredibly loud here tonight!
Alexander Corvis: Well that’s all we have time for tonight and that’s an AMAZING effort for episode 1 for Chaos! We’ll see you next week! Good night ladies and gentlemen and be safe!
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to the FIRST EHWF Tuesday Night Chaos LIVE here at the Moda Centre in front of a packed house of fans ready to witness history! The EHWF Show Split and Draft happened and now EHWF Chaos is here to change pro wrestling! Tonight we have a HUGE card and 2 title matches to kick off the first instalment of the best wrestling on Tuesday Nights! You’re not gonna want to miss one single match tonight as there is so much going into all the happenings on Chaos stemming from Annihilation last week!
Maddie Murdock: Damn right and probably most shocking is Remi Skyfire vacating the Jr Heavyweight Championship and challenging the powerful and unstoppable Ana Somnia for the EHWF Global Championship! A move that shocked EVERYONE! Those two will end up doing battle but tonight they’ll have to team up as they face the NEW World Tag Team Champions in Future Shock! Zoe McDraven was also very vocal about Remi and Ana on Twitter so there is so much intensity and feeling going into this one but one thing is for certain… Remi Skyfire and Ana Somnia are on a collision course and these two amazing competitors probably won’t be able to work together tonight so I can see them beating the shit out of each other before they even get to fight for the EHWF Global Championship!
Alexander Corvis: I can’t wait for that main event but I also am so hyped for the EHWF Showtime Championship title defence as Stephen Sebastian will defend in a 3 way match first against a man who he has ambushed and beaten up in recent weeks in Conner Creed! Creed returned to EHWF and made a big impact but couldn’t capture the EHWF World Championship! Now Sebastian will defend against Creed and Emilio Gonzalos in a massive match that’s going to tear the house down!
Maddie Murdock: That’s going to be huge but the NEW EHWF Extreme Championship has been created and it’s up for grabs in a massive ladder match with Kori Argentum, Misty Vega, Brian Phillips and Remington Ivory Prescott all fighting for the chance to become a superstar and call themselves the very first EHWF Extreme Champion! 4 hungry stars who are begging for the chance to put some gold around their waist but it’s not gonna be easy for any of them. It WILL however be amazing to watch!
Alexander Corvis: And the opener tonight is going to see motherXmalice who are coming off a big win last week take on The Brothers of Balance! The winner of this tag team match will be able to call themselves the number one contenders to the EHWF World Tag Team Championships! motherXmalice have a lot to prove but they’re on a roll! The Raab’s are in a grey area right now and dream of holding tag gold together and desperately need a win! What an opening contest this will be for the first episode of Chaos!
Maddie Murdock: I can’t wait Alexander! Lets start the show, already!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in the Moda Center as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA, though she won’t compete until tonight’s main event, is dressed and ready for war. She dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way. Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist.
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“What a way to kick off the first-ever episode of Tuesday Night Chaos, don’t you think, Maddie? 2021 Woman of the Year and EHWF Global Champion Ana Somnia is here and ready to usher us into this new era of Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation.”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“I wish she’d kick off your head sometimes, Corvis. That said, she undoubtedly will do exactly that to anyone on this roster who even looks at her wrong! This woman is called the Devil Herself for a reason.”
She lifts her head and looks out upon the capacity crowd. Ordinarily, the arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more sinister when her lips twist into a malicious sneer. Tonight, however—on the eve of this premiere for the new brand she represents no less—she appears weathered a bit. Her upper lip twitches in disdain, wrath bubbling up beneath the surface. She draws breath before shifting her weight from one hip to the other, resting her hands around the back of the top of the faceplate of her title. She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp.
PATRICIA DOWNS
“Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever on TUESDAY NIGHT CHAOS... Introducing the 2021 WOMAN OF THE YEAR... She is the EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPION... Please welcome at this time… The DEVIL HERSELF... The UNDISPUTED...”
“AAAANNNNAAAA...”
“...NECESSARY EVIL...”
“SSSOOOMMMNNNIIIAAA!”
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron.
Forgoing her typical theatricality in her entrance—opting to save it for later tonight, perhaps?—she simply looks out upon the audience, a contemplative scowl on her visage. Then the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She roars imperiously and rolls her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“You can’t tell the story of EHWF since its return without telling the story of Ana Somnia, her reigns of terror as EHWF World Champion and EHWF World Tag Team Champion, and the violence she’s brought to the company. 39 wins to only one loss, those are just insane numbers, Maddie!”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“About a quarter of her victories here in EHWF have come as a result of submission or referee stoppage, and she hasn’t pinned in over a calendar year! She’s earned her chance to gloat if you ask me. And you want to know something? I don’t care if the fans hate her. They only hate her because that’s the trendy thing to do when it comes to the best athlete of a generation.”
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and ventures to the corner nearest the timekeeper’s area. She leans through the ropes and demands a microphone from a ringside attendant, who sheepishly obliges. Ana then pulls back into the ring and paces for a moment, eventually settling into a stationary pose in the center of the ring, staring daggers into the hard camera. She drapes the title over her shoulder and adjusts it until it’s resting comfortably before lifting the microphone to her blood-red lips to address the EHWF fanbase.
“Добрый вечер,” begins the Bantamweight Bruiser. “Well... It would be good evening, but it is not. Tonight is business. Just business. Two years ago I took EHWF World Championship from dead body of Zoe McDraven. She does not scare me. She does not challenge me. The only reason she wears EHWF World Tag Team Championship is because моя муза… and I vacated them.” Her voice trails off as she gives utterance to her pet name for her now ex-girlfriend, but she regains her timbre with haste. “Jade Moxie is nothing more than pretty face. I will rip her tattoos off her skin without breaking sweat. I am not here to talk about tonight’s main event. I am here to offer warning... A warning to Tuesday Night Chaos roster and to anyone who wants what I have.” She adjusts the title on her shoulder again, using the movement to emphasize her implication. “When I defeated Legion and her Wolves, I did it not because I am pound-for-pound best fighter alive and Legion is dirt under boot. I did it because this brand needs leadership. It needs steady, guiding hand to survive, let alone succeed... thrive.”
Ana had extended her free hand to accentuate her notion. As she concludes this series of remarks, she turns her hand palm-up and curls her fingers into a tightly-wound fist, which she stares at for a moment or two. That same hand then returns to its place holding the strap of the title slung across her shoulder. She paces back and forth in the center of the squared circle for a moment before continuing his diabolical diatribe.
“I have put years into building this sport’s women’s divisions around world,” boasts the Bitch Incarnate. “I have put years... into breaking down obsolete structures of this business and building industry anew, in my own image. I have dedicated my life to culling the herd. I have dedicated my life to making sure only strong survive… or have chance to fight for survival, at least.” She offers a shrug in a what-can-be-done? fashion. “I lead historically unparalleled revolutions across globe, leading the future of our sport through infancy into maturity. It is what I do. I am standard-bearer of this sport. Always have been and always will be.” Nodding, Somnia doesn’t even realize she subtly lifts the shoulder across which her championship gold rests as if it stands as a monument to this proclamation. “There is no one more fit to lead Chaos into future, let alone truly fit in first place. I will build this brand from dirt up.” Somnia supplies emphasis by gesturing to the canvas and then to the lights high overhead. “I will plant seeds of future in that dirt and nourish them with blood of those unworthy of survival. I will rebuild structures of business—superior structures—from bones of those who stand in my way.”
Again, Ana uses a fist clenched so tightly her knuckles blanche to further illustrate her point. She shakes her head in contempt, visibly condescending in demeanor. With an imperious scowl, she prods her own chest with an index finger extended from the hand in which she holds the microphone. This gesture precedes the continuation of her scathing series of sentiments, which simply radiate the hateful nature behind them.
“Because I am second to none, this brand will be second to none,” she growls. “I will tolerate nothing less. They say you cannot compare where you cannot compete but I have no interest in simply competing. I have interest in domination. In bloodshed.” The mere utterance of blood spilled in battle forces a sadistic smirk across Slavic Steel’s lips. “I have interest in breathing rarefied air— in stealing air, stealing life of those who stand in my way. I have interest in watching color drain from eyes on this canvas beneath my feet.” She smirks, visualizing the macabre sight. She pours herself into this vision as a means of escaping her inner turmoil. “For too long before my arrival, this company choked on mediocrity. Since day I arrived, this company has seen the mountaintops, the горные вершины. Management unsurprisingly had faith… faith I would lead company into future. I’ve rewarded their faith tenfold.” Ana gestures to the spectacle of tonight’s inaugural installment of Chaos as if she were individually responsible for its existence. “I will take this brand in my bare hands like clay and build future of sport myself and this sport will be grateful to me for what I have done. They will build monuments to my name, my accomplishments. This brand, this company, this sport will bear my sigil on their very bones.”
Nodding, the Huntress adjusts the belt on her shoulder again. After glancing over the entrance stage, she squares herself to the hard camera and slightly bows her head forward. Her narrowed eyes peer up through furrowed brows as the corner of her mouth curls into an arrogant grin. She draws breath through her nose before extending her right arm (with the title in hand) to point at the entrance stage as if directly pointing to the woman whose name she intends to utter.
“Which brings me to Blackheart,” she explains before replacing the title across her shoulder. “Remi Skyfire. When I speak of the strong, the strong who can survive? I speak of Remi Skyfire. I speak of athletes like Remi Skyfire, though there are not many.” The fans don’t know how to react, as they are not remotely accustomed to hearing Somnia praise her opposition. “Unlike our victims tonight, Remy Skyfire has place in future of our sport if she wants it. I am proud to defend title against her. She has earned chance to do what no other has or can if they even have кишки to make attempt.” Her furrowed brow and clenched jaw reinforce the severity of her tone. “I have respect for Remi Skyfire. She is the challenger this brand, this championship deserve. She is fit to make sacrifice of her health—possibly her career and life—so we can begin New Age with bang. I think she understands what is at stake. I think she understands the responsibility we have to this sport.” She stabs her index finger down toward the mat, gesticulating for emphasis. “It is why she stuck her neck out for me even though I did not ask. Without Ana Somnia there is no Tuesday Night Chaos. There is no EHWF. She helped me because she needs me. You all need me. This whole brand, whole company, whole SPORT needs me.”
At this point, Somnia is roaring in such a way she leaves no room for doubt as to the reasoning behind her reputation as a Relentless Russian. She shakes her head with resent while adjusting the championship gold on her shoulder. Pressing her tongue against the inside of her bottom lip, she paces a bit once more, which allows her to composure her thoughts. Once she has done so, she reunites her nefarious gaze with the hard camera and resumes spewing her venomous vitriol, although it begins as praise initially.
“She is tremendous athlete,” she concedes. “Strong fighter, precise fighter. But that is not enough. It is not enough to take EHWF Global Championship from me, not enough to give title all prestige that it has, not enough to lead this brand. It is not enough to lead this company or this sport into future.” She shrugs, illustrating her belief she has no control over Remi’s limitations. “And because it is not enough? The result is what the French call fait accompli. It is inevitable— I am inevitable.” She taps her knuckles against her chest with each utterance of inevitable before lifting her hand and flicking the pad of her thumb off the back of her top front two teeth. “Because this is my warning to this roster, this company, and this sport… Sharpen your teeth, because you will need them.” The corner of her upper lip curls into an animalistic snarl, baring her teeth in the process. “You either stand with me—fight alongside me—or your blood will salt the Earth beneath my feet. Your bones will form the foundation of future of this sport… because when you step into ring with Necessary Evil? When you step into MY ring?”
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
With this, Somnia drops the microphone and hoists her title high overhead. “Vicious” by Halestorm hits the P.A. system once again as the Devil Herself displays her world championship as testimony to not only her intentions, but her execution. She drapes the title over her shoulder before bending through the ropes onto the apron, where she saunters to the top of the steel stairs and struts down them with a foreboding sneer on her otherwise sultry face. The exhaustion we had seen in her body language and facial expression when she first arrived tonight is no longer visible in her demeanor.
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“You heard it here, folks— the Undisputed has big things in mind for the future of this fledgling brand! We’ll have to see if there’s anyone on this roster, let alone in the company, who can stop the EHWF Global Champion, Maddie. If anyone has a chance, it’s Remi Skyfire, but beyond her? I don’t know if anyone can match her mettle!”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“Nobody can, Corvis. You heard her! ‘Second to none’. You and I have front-row seats to a bloodbath every single time she shows her face here on Tuesday Night Chaos and I, for one, am looking forward to it.”
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“We’ll see Ana Somnia make her in-ring debut here on Chaos later on in tonight’s main event, when she teams up with Number-One Contender Remi Skyfire to take on the EHWF World Tag Team Champions, Future Shock, in tag team action! Don’t go anywhere, ladies and gentlemen— we’ll be right back!”
Somnia reaches the top of the ramp and turns around on the stage, looking back out on the sold-out audience. She hoists the title high overhead one last time before draping it across her shoulder, turning on her heels, and strutting arrogantly through the curtain. We fade to black on this lingering sensation of foreboding to hear a brief word from our sponsors.
ANA SOMNIA, though she won’t compete until tonight’s main event, is dressed and ready for war. She dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way. Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist.
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“What a way to kick off the first-ever episode of Tuesday Night Chaos, don’t you think, Maddie? 2021 Woman of the Year and EHWF Global Champion Ana Somnia is here and ready to usher us into this new era of Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation.”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“I wish she’d kick off your head sometimes, Corvis. That said, she undoubtedly will do exactly that to anyone on this roster who even looks at her wrong! This woman is called the Devil Herself for a reason.”
She lifts her head and looks out upon the capacity crowd. Ordinarily, the arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more sinister when her lips twist into a malicious sneer. Tonight, however—on the eve of this premiere for the new brand she represents no less—she appears weathered a bit. Her upper lip twitches in disdain, wrath bubbling up beneath the surface. She draws breath before shifting her weight from one hip to the other, resting her hands around the back of the top of the faceplate of her title. She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp.
PATRICIA DOWNS
“Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever on TUESDAY NIGHT CHAOS... Introducing the 2021 WOMAN OF THE YEAR... She is the EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPION... Please welcome at this time… The DEVIL HERSELF... The UNDISPUTED...”
“AAAANNNNAAAA...”
“...NECESSARY EVIL...”
“SSSOOOMMMNNNIIIAAA!”
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron.
Forgoing her typical theatricality in her entrance—opting to save it for later tonight, perhaps?—she simply looks out upon the audience, a contemplative scowl on her visage. Then the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She roars imperiously and rolls her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“You can’t tell the story of EHWF since its return without telling the story of Ana Somnia, her reigns of terror as EHWF World Champion and EHWF World Tag Team Champion, and the violence she’s brought to the company. 39 wins to only one loss, those are just insane numbers, Maddie!”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“About a quarter of her victories here in EHWF have come as a result of submission or referee stoppage, and she hasn’t pinned in over a calendar year! She’s earned her chance to gloat if you ask me. And you want to know something? I don’t care if the fans hate her. They only hate her because that’s the trendy thing to do when it comes to the best athlete of a generation.”
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and ventures to the corner nearest the timekeeper’s area. She leans through the ropes and demands a microphone from a ringside attendant, who sheepishly obliges. Ana then pulls back into the ring and paces for a moment, eventually settling into a stationary pose in the center of the ring, staring daggers into the hard camera. She drapes the title over her shoulder and adjusts it until it’s resting comfortably before lifting the microphone to her blood-red lips to address the EHWF fanbase.
“Добрый вечер,” begins the Bantamweight Bruiser. “Well... It would be good evening, but it is not. Tonight is business. Just business. Two years ago I took EHWF World Championship from dead body of Zoe McDraven. She does not scare me. She does not challenge me. The only reason she wears EHWF World Tag Team Championship is because моя муза… and I vacated them.” Her voice trails off as she gives utterance to her pet name for her now ex-girlfriend, but she regains her timbre with haste. “Jade Moxie is nothing more than pretty face. I will rip her tattoos off her skin without breaking sweat. I am not here to talk about tonight’s main event. I am here to offer warning... A warning to Tuesday Night Chaos roster and to anyone who wants what I have.” She adjusts the title on her shoulder again, using the movement to emphasize her implication. “When I defeated Legion and her Wolves, I did it not because I am pound-for-pound best fighter alive and Legion is dirt under boot. I did it because this brand needs leadership. It needs steady, guiding hand to survive, let alone succeed... thrive.”
Ana had extended her free hand to accentuate her notion. As she concludes this series of remarks, she turns her hand palm-up and curls her fingers into a tightly-wound fist, which she stares at for a moment or two. That same hand then returns to its place holding the strap of the title slung across her shoulder. She paces back and forth in the center of the squared circle for a moment before continuing his diabolical diatribe.
“I have put years into building this sport’s women’s divisions around world,” boasts the Bitch Incarnate. “I have put years... into breaking down obsolete structures of this business and building industry anew, in my own image. I have dedicated my life to culling the herd. I have dedicated my life to making sure only strong survive… or have chance to fight for survival, at least.” She offers a shrug in a what-can-be-done? fashion. “I lead historically unparalleled revolutions across globe, leading the future of our sport through infancy into maturity. It is what I do. I am standard-bearer of this sport. Always have been and always will be.” Nodding, Somnia doesn’t even realize she subtly lifts the shoulder across which her championship gold rests as if it stands as a monument to this proclamation. “There is no one more fit to lead Chaos into future, let alone truly fit in first place. I will build this brand from dirt up.” Somnia supplies emphasis by gesturing to the canvas and then to the lights high overhead. “I will plant seeds of future in that dirt and nourish them with blood of those unworthy of survival. I will rebuild structures of business—superior structures—from bones of those who stand in my way.”
Again, Ana uses a fist clenched so tightly her knuckles blanche to further illustrate her point. She shakes her head in contempt, visibly condescending in demeanor. With an imperious scowl, she prods her own chest with an index finger extended from the hand in which she holds the microphone. This gesture precedes the continuation of her scathing series of sentiments, which simply radiate the hateful nature behind them.
“Because I am second to none, this brand will be second to none,” she growls. “I will tolerate nothing less. They say you cannot compare where you cannot compete but I have no interest in simply competing. I have interest in domination. In bloodshed.” The mere utterance of blood spilled in battle forces a sadistic smirk across Slavic Steel’s lips. “I have interest in breathing rarefied air— in stealing air, stealing life of those who stand in my way. I have interest in watching color drain from eyes on this canvas beneath my feet.” She smirks, visualizing the macabre sight. She pours herself into this vision as a means of escaping her inner turmoil. “For too long before my arrival, this company choked on mediocrity. Since day I arrived, this company has seen the mountaintops, the горные вершины. Management unsurprisingly had faith… faith I would lead company into future. I’ve rewarded their faith tenfold.” Ana gestures to the spectacle of tonight’s inaugural installment of Chaos as if she were individually responsible for its existence. “I will take this brand in my bare hands like clay and build future of sport myself and this sport will be grateful to me for what I have done. They will build monuments to my name, my accomplishments. This brand, this company, this sport will bear my sigil on their very bones.”
Nodding, the Huntress adjusts the belt on her shoulder again. After glancing over the entrance stage, she squares herself to the hard camera and slightly bows her head forward. Her narrowed eyes peer up through furrowed brows as the corner of her mouth curls into an arrogant grin. She draws breath through her nose before extending her right arm (with the title in hand) to point at the entrance stage as if directly pointing to the woman whose name she intends to utter.
“Which brings me to Blackheart,” she explains before replacing the title across her shoulder. “Remi Skyfire. When I speak of the strong, the strong who can survive? I speak of Remi Skyfire. I speak of athletes like Remi Skyfire, though there are not many.” The fans don’t know how to react, as they are not remotely accustomed to hearing Somnia praise her opposition. “Unlike our victims tonight, Remy Skyfire has place in future of our sport if she wants it. I am proud to defend title against her. She has earned chance to do what no other has or can if they even have кишки to make attempt.” Her furrowed brow and clenched jaw reinforce the severity of her tone. “I have respect for Remi Skyfire. She is the challenger this brand, this championship deserve. She is fit to make sacrifice of her health—possibly her career and life—so we can begin New Age with bang. I think she understands what is at stake. I think she understands the responsibility we have to this sport.” She stabs her index finger down toward the mat, gesticulating for emphasis. “It is why she stuck her neck out for me even though I did not ask. Without Ana Somnia there is no Tuesday Night Chaos. There is no EHWF. She helped me because she needs me. You all need me. This whole brand, whole company, whole SPORT needs me.”
At this point, Somnia is roaring in such a way she leaves no room for doubt as to the reasoning behind her reputation as a Relentless Russian. She shakes her head with resent while adjusting the championship gold on her shoulder. Pressing her tongue against the inside of her bottom lip, she paces a bit once more, which allows her to composure her thoughts. Once she has done so, she reunites her nefarious gaze with the hard camera and resumes spewing her venomous vitriol, although it begins as praise initially.
“She is tremendous athlete,” she concedes. “Strong fighter, precise fighter. But that is not enough. It is not enough to take EHWF Global Championship from me, not enough to give title all prestige that it has, not enough to lead this brand. It is not enough to lead this company or this sport into future.” She shrugs, illustrating her belief she has no control over Remi’s limitations. “And because it is not enough? The result is what the French call fait accompli. It is inevitable— I am inevitable.” She taps her knuckles against her chest with each utterance of inevitable before lifting her hand and flicking the pad of her thumb off the back of her top front two teeth. “Because this is my warning to this roster, this company, and this sport… Sharpen your teeth, because you will need them.” The corner of her upper lip curls into an animalistic snarl, baring her teeth in the process. “You either stand with me—fight alongside me—or your blood will salt the Earth beneath my feet. Your bones will form the foundation of future of this sport… because when you step into ring with Necessary Evil? When you step into MY ring?”
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
With this, Somnia drops the microphone and hoists her title high overhead. “Vicious” by Halestorm hits the P.A. system once again as the Devil Herself displays her world championship as testimony to not only her intentions, but her execution. She drapes the title over her shoulder before bending through the ropes onto the apron, where she saunters to the top of the steel stairs and struts down them with a foreboding sneer on her otherwise sultry face. The exhaustion we had seen in her body language and facial expression when she first arrived tonight is no longer visible in her demeanor.
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“You heard it here, folks— the Undisputed has big things in mind for the future of this fledgling brand! We’ll have to see if there’s anyone on this roster, let alone in the company, who can stop the EHWF Global Champion, Maddie. If anyone has a chance, it’s Remi Skyfire, but beyond her? I don’t know if anyone can match her mettle!”
MADDIE MURDOCK
“Nobody can, Corvis. You heard her! ‘Second to none’. You and I have front-row seats to a bloodbath every single time she shows her face here on Tuesday Night Chaos and I, for one, am looking forward to it.”
ALEXANDER CORVIS
“We’ll see Ana Somnia make her in-ring debut here on Chaos later on in tonight’s main event, when she teams up with Number-One Contender Remi Skyfire to take on the EHWF World Tag Team Champions, Future Shock, in tag team action! Don’t go anywhere, ladies and gentlemen— we’ll be right back!”
Somnia reaches the top of the ramp and turns around on the stage, looking back out on the sold-out audience. She hoists the title high overhead one last time before draping it across her shoulder, turning on her heels, and strutting arrogantly through the curtain. We fade to black on this lingering sensation of foreboding to hear a brief word from our sponsors.
Remington Ivory Prescott is standing in the middle of This Very Ring at the Moda Center in Portland, Oregon. Of course, standing next to him is his forever trusted associate, Adora Kincaid. It's almost never a good sign when Remington Ivory Prescott has a microphone in his hand but the EHWF fans don't really know that yet.
It's about time they find out.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Finally. Finally, Remington Ivory Prescott has found the time to bless you people with his superiority. So if you could all just shut the hell up, that would be great because I don't want to be in this cesspool of a city any longer than I have to.
This gets the crowd booing.
Remington Ivory Prescott: For those of you that haven't been paying attention to my meteoric rise here in EHWF, let me introduce myself. My name is Remington Ivory Prescott. I am The Business. I am sports entertainment. And as if this moment, right here, I am Chaos.
Still more booing because who would cheer for this man? Seriously?
Remington Ivory Prescott: As much as I would love to run down my list of achievements, of which there are many, I don't think you peasants here in Boregon deserve more than a couple of highlights. So listen up. I'm only going to say these once.
Boo! Booooooo!
Remington Ivory Prescott: Kingdom Pro Champion. Kingdom Pro Atlantic Champion. I've single handedly destroyed entire groups such as the Killjoy Club. I've even shut down entire promotions because of my greatness. I've been a staple in this industry for the past five years and I'm the hottest ticket around. And by simply being here, I've elevated the status of the EHWF so go ahead and thank me.
The thanking comes in the form of boos.
Remington Ivory Prescott: I'll wait.
The booing continues for a while before it actually looks like Remington Ivory Prescott is not going to leave the ring until they quiet down. The boos don't completely stop but they do taper off a bit.
Remington Ivory Prescott: See, Adora? They can be trained.
OH BOOOOOO! Remington laughs.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Keeping all of that in mind, I want you all to realize that tonight you're going to witness history. Tonight, on the very first Chaos. A night that I hand selected to be MY night to make all of your dreams come true. A night where I will be climbing a ladder to become your new EHWF Extreme Champion.
Remington Ivory Prescott gets right up in the camera's face.
Remington Ivory Prescott: And there's not a damn person out there that can stop me.
Remington looks up with his demeanour changing to one of anger as he’s rudely interrupted by The Brothers of Balance with Konrad and Lord Raab’s music cutting him off. Remington doesn’t look happy as they don’t want to hear him anymore and want to start their match!
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening tag team contest is set for one fall and it is to determine the number one contenders to the EHWF World Tag Team Championships!
It's Going Down by Linkin Park ft. The Executioners plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out first, ignoring the fans as he usually does, wearing a black and red stripy mask, black and red stripy trousers, black gloves and black boots and walks straight to the ring by stepping up the stairs and stepping over the top rope before Konrad Raab comes out moments later wearing blue and black suit with a blue and black face paint with blue gloves and black boots and high fives the fans while walking to the ring and slides in the ring with Lord Raab. Lord Raab crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while Konrad goes on the turnbuckle and raises his hands to the fans as they have mixed cheers and boos for the pair of them with Konrad getting down from the ring and fist bumps Lord Raab as Konrad stands with the pair of them looking at the ramp for their opponents to come out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Konrad Raab and Lord Raab… The Brothers of Balance!
The lights go black, then "Machine Gun" by Portishead begins to play. Each round of rapid-fire drum beats triggers a scattershot shower of white beams throughout the arena; each distorted guitar riff fires tiny, shining holes through the otherwise solid black field on the 'tron.
The moment Beth Gibbons' voice begins to waft through the air:
o/~ I saw a saviour
o/~ A saviour come my way
o/~ I thought I'd see it
o/~ In the cold light of day
o/~ But now I realise that I'm
o/~ Only for me
o/~ A saviour come my way
o/~ I thought I'd see it
o/~ In the cold light of day
o/~ But now I realise that I'm
o/~ Only for me
... the lights snap on, revealing the back of a short but powerfully built woman with a patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape drawn, and a rippling, tattoo and scar-strewn bicep flexing;
And a somewhat taller, leaner woman right in front of her, hunched low with platinum blonde hair hanging like a veil as she bobs from side, an agitated readiness at odd with her long, languid breaths.
o/~ If only I could see
One is DAHLIA, "Hell's Belle" with burning eyes and a penchant for brutality;
o/~ You turn yourself to me
The other is "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka, sadist with a beguiling smile.
o/~ And recognize the poison in my hea~art
As Gibbons' voice stretches, Miwa slaps the ramp and springs up to her full height while DAHLIA snaps around at breakneck speeds, only for the two women's hands to meet in a tight clasp while several streams of violet sparks burst into the air at 45 degree angles to frame them. In perfect time, they draw together to share a brief kiss that ends with DAHLIA turning a cocksure smirk towards one half of the audience and Miwa giving the other a broad smile while her eyes are still hidden. DAHLIA then drapes her arm over Miwa's shoulders; a larger, vertical pyro charge jets up behind the pair as they begin walking to the ring.
Together, they are motherXmalice.
o/~ There is no other place
o/~ No one else I face
o/~ The remedy will agree with how I feel...
o/~ No one else I face
o/~ The remedy will agree with how I feel...
As they make their way down the aisle, DAHLIA eagerly shit-talks, flips birds, and even blows smug kisses towards any fans who provoke her, if only by rooting for their opponent; Miwa, meanwhile, just meets the odd fan with gleaming predator eyes eagerly seeking tender muscles and vulnerable joints.
Also, the occasional middle finger.
Upon reaching the ring, DAHLIA hops to plant her knee on the apron, then straightens and sits on the middle rope to further widen the gap she's opening up for her partner. Right afterwards, Miwa leaps up to the apron, grabs the middle rope, and swings herself through the gap in one fluid stream of motion, leaving DAHLIA to leap over the top rope. Once her feet meet the mat, she throws a fist into the air while stalking towards the center, and Miwa does an acrobatic roll to meet her. Once they're together again - back to back, standing and hunched, just like before for a beat - DAHLIA seizes the drape in one hand. Once she flings it aside, Miwa thrusts upright, throwing up splayed hands that clench the air when she hits her full reach while DAHLIA throws her arms out to either side as if she's inviting the whole world to square up.
They head for their corner once their music begins to fade down, with DAHLIA sinking back to lounge against the turnbuckles with her arms draped over the ropes, and Miwa adroitly bounding up to the second rope, then top turnbuckle so she can take a seat and let her leg dangle over DAHLIA's shoulder.
In spite of their casual posture, DAHLIA's fingers drumming on the ropes, Miwa's foot bouncing against the turnbuckle, and two sets of laser-focused eyes speak volumes about their mutual impatience as they approach the cusp of violence.
Patricia Downs: And next their opponents… "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka and "Hell's Belle" DAHLIA… motherXmalice!
DING DING DING
Match #1: motherXmalice vs. The Brothers of Balance
The bell sounds and the fans are going wild for this opener! Miwa is going to start off with Konrad! They come in close to lock up but Miwa darts behind Konrad and gets him in a waist lock! Konrad twists out of it to get her into a forward headlock but Miwa grabs his arm and counters into a wristlock! The fans go wild as Konrad hits Miwa with an arm drag but she cartwheels out of it! Miwa snaps a mean kick into Konrad’s gut and he stumbles back! Miwa runs at him but Konrad goes for a clothesline! She ducks it and leaps up onto the second rope and shoots off for a springboard dropkick, taking him down and the fans love it! DAHLIA yells out strategy to Miwa and Miwa dives onto the mat and gets Konrad into a headlock! She chokes him for a moment but Konrad lifts Miwa up and drops her on her legs with an atomic drop! Miwa stumbles around in pain and Konrad takes her head off with a mean diving lariat!
Alexander Corvis: The first match of Tuesday Night Chaos is unfolding right now as these two teams duke it out to get a shot at Future Shock and the EHWF World Tag Team Championships! Miwa all over Konrad early on but as she gets tired Konrad takes her head off right there!!
Maddie Murdock: A lot in this match, that’s for sure! The Brothers of Balance have been trying for a year to get the EHWF World Tag Team Championships as their main goal but keep coming up short. They’ll need this win against the fresh and new motherXmalice tonight!
Miwa slowly gets up and falls into Konrad’s arms! He pushes her back and hits her with hard right and left boxing punches to her midsection and ribs! Miwa falls to the mat and holds her torso in pain! Konrad grabs her by her head and picks her up and he cracks her with an uppercut and the fans shrill at the sight! Miwa falls into the corner and Konrad charges her! Miwa dives out of the way and Konrad eats the corner hard! As he stumbles out Miwa hits him with a spinning heel kick and takes him down! They’re both back up and she hits him with another spinning heel kick to the head! Again they both get up and she goes for it a third time but Konrad grabs her and plants her with a big inverted suplex on the mat! Konrad holds his head in pain but gets the energy to dive tag Lord Raab into the match! The fans go nuts! Miwa gets to a knee and her eyes widen as the huge Lord Raab gets in the ring! Miwa dives over and tags in DAHLIA as the fans go NUTS!
Alexander Corvis: Miwa and Konrad going at it hard! Konrad took a hard one there but gets the tag in to Lord Raab and Miwa tags out to the incredibly big and strong DAHLIA to match up to the Masked German Monster!
Maddie Murdock: I wonder if The Raab’s will choke again or if they’ll finally get another shot at the titles here tonight?
DAHLIA runs in and ducks Lord Raab! She comes back and hits him with a right hand then another then another then another then another! She goes for one more but Lord Raab blocks it and hits her with a big uppercut after he brushes her face down! DAHLIA falls into the ropes and Lord Raab takes her out with a big boot! DAHLIA is down and Lord Raab loses his temper as the fans are going wild! Lord Raab picks up DAHLIA into a knee then whips her into the corner! DAHLIA yells out in pain and Lord Raab goes for a running corner move but DAHLIA cracks him with a back elbow! Lord Raab stumbles back but still goes for a corner move! DAHLIA sidesteps out and Lord Raab hits the corner hard! DAHLIA runs into the opposing corner then runs out and hits Lord Raab with a big splash with all her weight in the corner! DAHLIA backs off and goes for another one but Lord Raab comes out of the corner and lifts DAHLIA up from her midsection mid-run and plants her with a sidewalk slam! The fans go WILD as Lord Raab covers!
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Boom! DAHLIA trying her best to take down the big man but Lord Raab out of nowhere catching her with that big sidewalk slam and he gets a near fall, almost winning this one!
Maddie Murdock: Sloppy stuff by DAHLIA at the end there, she should have been expecting something like that…
Hey… why is Remington Ivory Prescott still out here?
We see Remington Ivory Prescott at the bottom of the ramp with Adora by his side. He never left after he was interrupted by The Raab’s entrance. He watches the action closely and takes a few steps towards the ring. The fans are going wild as Lord Raab picks up DAHLIA and hits her with a big right hand! DAHLIA falls into the ropes and bounces back with a shoulder block counter! DAHLIA bounces into he ropes again and hits Lord Raab with another shoulder block! DAHLIA wants a third one as he just won’t go down but Raab pops DAHLIA up on his shoulders with great strength! He wants his running powerbomb but DAHLIA starts punching him in the head and grabs at his mask! Lord Raab lets go and DAHLIA drops off and catches herself on the ropes! She picks Lord Raab up on her back as the fans go NUTS and she hits him with a rollout slam on the mat! DAHLIA wants to finish this! She yells at Lord Raab and goes to pick him up but he sits up suddenly! DAHLIA is shocked! Lord Raab grabs her around the neck and stands up! Miwa drops off the apron and grabs DAHLIA’s legs from the outside! Lord Raab goes for The Chokinator but he can’t get DAHLIA up as she struggles and Miwa holds her! Lord Raab drops DAHLIA and lets her go! DAHLIA bounces off of the ropes and takes Lord Raab out with a diving clothesline!
Alexander Corvis: Wow! DAHLIA and Lord Raab go at it hard but motherXmalice work together to get out of harms way and DAHLIA actually takes the big man down and now DAHLIA is in control! That was amazing!
Maddie Murdock: All right, that was pretty impressive by DAHLIA right there… She needs to capitalise now though…
They both get up! Lord Raab tries to fix his mask and it pays off for DAHLIA! She snaps a mean kick into Lord Raab’s gut! He falls into the corner and Konrad Raab tags in! Remington Ivory Prescott comes to ringside now! The fans are going wild as Konrad Raab takes DAHLIA out with a diving shoulder block! He bounces off of the ropes and takes her down with another one! DAHLIA falls into the corner and tags in Miwa! Miwa vaults tot he top rope and takes Konrad Raab out with a diving crossbody! The fans are going NUTS! Miwa bounces off of the ropes but Konrad Raab has the skill and experience and jumps up, punching her right in the head and taking her out! The fans go wild! Konrad gets up and yells for her to get up as he lines her up!
Alexander Corvis: Lord Raab tagging out to Konrad! Konrad back in and takes it to DAHLIA! DAHLIA stunned off of that shoulder block and Miwa comes back in! Miwa using her speed to take down Konrad but Konrad with his experience levels Miwa with that punch!!
Maddie Murdock: That was a mean punch from the air and I think that might be it for Miwa tonight!
Konrad Raab goes to bounce off of the ropes but Remington Ivory Prescott reaches in and grabs Konrad’s leg and trips him up! The fans boo and Remington backs off and puts his hands up as if he’s done nothing! Lord Raab gets off of the apron and advances on Remington! Remington backs up the ramp with Adora as Lord Raab follows. Konrad slowly gets up, holding his jaw as he looks out at RIP with anger.
Remington Ivory Prescott: You wanna interrupt ME!? Me of all people? How DARE you both!
Alexander Corvis: What the heck is Remington Ivory Prescott doing?! He’s pissed off because The Raab’s entrance cut him off tonight? What the heck is this guys problem tonight? He just tripped Konrad up and now Lord Raab is chasing him off!
Maddie Murdock: RIP feels like his ego was bruised maybe? Lord Raab backing RIP and Adora up the ramp right now but Konrad took that fall hard and he looks pretty pissed off at RIP right now!
Konrad shakes his head and gets to a knee but Miwa runs up and steps on his knee and cracks him in the head with an Enziguri! Konrad is down off of the distraction! Miwa grabs Konrad by the head and whips him into the corner then hits him with a corner splash as DAHLIA holds him! Miwa tags in DAHLIA as the fans go NUTS! DAHLIA manhandles Konrad Raab and executes a double underhook powerbomb with a release at the apex, then Miwa catches the opponent with a top rope splash to drive them into the mat! Miwa gets up holding her torso and rolls out of the ring as DAHLIA hooks both legs! Lord Raab is still at the middle of the ramp with a smirking RIP backing off. DAHLIA puts her hand over Konrad’s face as the ref slides down!
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and the Number One Contenders to the EHWF World Tag Team Championships… "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka and "Hell's Belle" DAHLIA… motherXmalice!
Alexander Corvis: They did it! motherXmalice did it! What an impact by this exciting new team and WHAT A MATCH! THIS is the way you kick off a first episode! motherXmalice will now be on a collision course with Future Shock for the tag belts!
Maddie Murdock: No idea what Remington Ivory Prescott’s deal was tonight but he certainly didn’t help The Brothers of Balance as they choke yet again!
Remington Ivory Prescott laughs and disappears behind the curtain as Konrad Raab rages on the outside while Lord Raab helps him up! They looks up at DAHLIA and Miwa back in the ring as their music plays! motherXmalice celebrates inside the ring and raises their arms, taunting The Raab’s on the outside as we fade out.
Brandon Bash was sitting in his locker room getting ready for the show with Stephen Sebastian by his side when all the sudden his phone went off, it only took a second for Bash to see it was an unknown number before hanging up. Only for the device to go off again not even a second later with the same number onto the screen. And when it called a third time Brandon finally picked up.
“Don’t know who you are but you have the wrong fucking number.”
Bash said into the phone the annoyance clear in his voice at whoever was on the other end of the line before freezing when an all too familiar voice came through the speaker.
“No I don’t.”
Conner said with a cold laugh that would have sent a shiver of fear down a normal man’s spine.
“Now do me a favor and put the goddamn mute on before I move you’re name to the top of my list.”
Bash laughed off the threat but did as he was told anyway for what was more than likely his own amusement to see what happened when he put the phone on speaker.
“He can hear you.”
Bash said in such a way that Conner could somehow hear the smirk in his voice. But decided he didn’t care as he continued on with what he had set out to do.
“You ever watch someone make the biggest goddamn mistake of their life but they're too much of a dumbass to realize it?”
Conner asked the man who had attacked him last Sunday at Annihilation
“...”
Sebastian just shrugged and looked at Bash.
“Because let me tell you something, whatever Kendrick gave you to attack me wasn’t fucking worth the hell that’s coming next. Because it’s going to make the last time I knocked you’re ass out with my Clothesline From Hell feel like a light fucking breeze. Because if you think that you can get away with that shit, if you think that I would come back at you with something ten times fucking worse than you need to think again because Stephen I’m not just going to beat you’re dumbass, I’m not just going to beat you until your a bloody fucking mess. But I’m going to do all that and then I’m going to take your fucking title. Because a dumbass like you doesn’t deserve gold you don’t even deserve to breathe so I’m going to fix the mistake the universe made when it let you get lucky enough to get that belt. And I’m not going to be nice about it Sebastian I’m going to knock your fucking head off.”
“And just what makes you think you’ll be able to do that Creed?”
Bashed asked the man on the other line speaking for Stephen Sebastian who didn’t looked pleased at the call.
“Because I’m Conner fucking Creed, I’m the son of a bitch who’s going to run this goddamn show and I’m going to start by beating your sorry ass within an inch of your life and becoming the new Showtime Champion and that is not a fucking threat and is a goddamn promise you dumb fuck! And if you’re dumb ass has a hard enough time telling the difference just come on down to the ring tonight and I’ll fucking show you just how fucking real this threat is. Oh and Bash if you even think about trying to save your little bitch boy tonight then your going to be the next motherfu-”
Conners heated rampling was suddenly cut off when when Brandon Bash hit the end call button.
“And that’s enough of that.”
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a ladder match and it’s to crown the very first EHWF Extreme Champion!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… HardKore… Brian Phillips!
The lights suddenly shut off. A silent whisper spoke seconds after.
"I am the warrior, Show your pride now... Solidify your place in time!"
As the chorus of "Warrior" by Disturbed started, the lights flashed back on with white pyrotechnics shooting up from the platform. The color of the lights shooting out of the stage is pink and gold and then changes to blue and green. In front of the blast was Kori Argentum; the fans cheered for her; some chanted her name, while others held up signs with her name on it.
With a smile on her face, she gave the crowd the a wave before running down the ramp. She lunged herself underneath the bottom rope after arriving at the ring, propping herself up on one knee after sliding in the center of it. Kori took the cheers in with the same smile plastered on her face. While standing up on her feet, she raised her hands high, screaming along with them, while making her way over to the corner of the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And next up… The Flawless… Kori Argentum!
The TRXSH GACY Remix of "The Red Capes Are Coming" by Junkie XL & Hans Zimmer fades in as the lights in the arena dim. The voice of Remington Ivory Prescott comes in.
"What's my superpower?"
A money green spotlight shines down upon the stage where we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott standing tall and proud in the center of the stage. The green light bounces off the diamond ring that's prominently displayed on his pinky. Adora Kincaid steps out right behind him.
"I'm rich."
As the lights come back up, he holds his hands up to embrace the love or the hate as hundred dollar bills rain down from above him. Remington Ivory Prescott brushes his shoulders off with a smug arrogance.
With an arrogant stride, Remington Ivory Prescott his way down the ramp, ignoring any of the cheering or jeering fans. His attention is focused on the ring and he takes his sweet time climbing the steps and walking down the apron. He ducks under the ropes and goes to stand in the center of the ring where he basks in whatever attention comes from the crowd.
Eventually, Remington Ivory Prescott backs into a corner of the ring, pulling off his scarf to hand to Adora Kincaid as he settles in for this match.
Patricia Downs: And now… making his way to the ring… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
"Evacuate the dance floor" hits the arena as Misty runs out to the stage bouncing from side to side. Misty is smiling at her adoring fans and she smiles and waves to the crowd and proceeds down the ramp slapping and shaking the fans hands ramp side along the way. Misty runs around the ring slapping fans hands before sliding into the ring and leans against the ropes once more waving to her audience.
Patricia Downs: And finally tonight… Misty Vega!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Misty Vega vs. Brian Phillips vs. Remington Ivory Prescott vs. Kori Argentum
The bell sounds and the 4 competitors all watch each other closely… Misty and RIP rolls out of the ring and go for ladders! Brian and Kori watch on! Misty and RIP slide the ladders in and get in and RIP starts trading blows with Brian as Kori starts trading blows with Misty! The fans are going wild! Brian with a big right to RIP then another then another then another then he levels RIP with a lariat as RIP rolls out of the ring! Misty knees Kori int he midsection and whips her into Brian as they both collide and fall down! Misty grabs a ladder from the mat and runs it into Brian and Kori as they try to get up! Misty folds out the ladder and positions it under the title belt as the fans roar! Adora helps RIP up on the outside as he slides back in! Adora slides RIP a chair and he grabs it as Misty climbs the ladder! RIP cracks the chair over Misty’s back and the fans shrill at the impact as Misty falls to the mat! Brian is up but RIP hits him in the gut with the chair then smacks it over his back as he bends over in pain! RIP tosses the chair aside and goes to climb the ladder!
Alexander Corvis: The very first EHWF Extreme Championships is on the line here tonight and whoever wins this one is gonna make a name for themselves in EHWF, there’s no doubt about that! Brian and Remington brawling right now but Adora getting that chair to RIP as the difference maker right there!
Maddie Murdock: Many strong words from RIP earlier tonight but can he back it up here tonight? They have to get that ladder set and get to the top if these guys want to call themselves Extreme Champion at the end of the night!
RIP climbs the ladder but Kori dives on him with both of her hands clasped and pounds him in the back before he gets halfway! Kori pulls RIP down and pulls him into a knee! She gets his head around her arm for a DDT but RIP gets out of it and smacks her head off of the ladder! Kori falls down to the mat! RIP turns right into Brian who pops him up on his back and plants him with a Samoan drop! The fans are on their feet! Brian whips RIP into the corner as he yanks him from the mat! Brian goes for a corner move but RIP dives out of the way and Brian hits the corner hard! RIP grabs the steel chair and cracks it over Brian’s head! Brian doesn’t go down as blood trickles from his forehead! RIP is in shock and goes for another shot but Brian levels RIP with a lariat! The fans are going nuts! Misty Vega grabs Brian’s shoulder from behind and hits him with Mist Effect straight to the skull! The fans are cheering as Misty approaches the ladder!
Alexander Corvis: RIP trying to get up there but Brian Phillips not playing around! Brian Phillips embodies hardcore and extreme style wrestling! Misty Vega taking Brian out and now she’s gonna go for the belt!
Maddie Murdock: Misty Vega using her now veteran status to read this match like a book and get up that ladder but can she make it?!
Misty climbs the ladder and Kori isn’t far behind! They get to the top and the fans are going nuts! Misty and Kori trade right hands at the top! Misty reaches for the belt but Kori hits her! Kori goes for it next but Misty with an elbow to her face! They continue to wrestle at the top of the ladder but RIP comes up and grabs the ladder! He pushes it and tips the ladder over, sending Kori and Misty crashing down on the mat! The fans are going NUTS! Kori and Misty scream in pain! RIP grabs the ladder and sets it up again! He goes to climb it but Brian cracks the steel chair over his back! RIP drops to the mat and yells in pain! Brian swings the steel chair into RIP’s gut and drops the chair then DDTs Brian right into it on the mat! RIP rolls over to the apron, hurt and twitching as the fans roar! It’s finally Brian’s time as he climbs the ladder unopposed!
Alexander Corvis: Oh SHIT! Here we go! Brian Phillips taking everyone out and DDTing RIP’s head off of that freaking chair! That was brutal! He’s gonna do it! It’s finally his time here in EHWF!
Maddie Murdock: No one is around to stop him and he’s climbing the ladder! His gonna win it tonight!
Brian gets to the top of the ladder but Misty has the other ladder back down on the mat! She runs it up and smacks the top of it into Brian’s back to slow him down! He reaches for the title but she hits him in the back again! Kori grabs the other side of the ladder! Misty grabs her side and they both topple it over, sending a bleeding Brian Phillips crashing hard down into the mat! The fans LOSE IT at the impact! Misty slaps Kori! Kori dropkicks Misty in the chest! RIP looks up from the apron as they turn towards him but he plays dead! Misty goes for Mist Effect! Kori ducks it and runs up with her Argentum Gold knee right into Misty’s face! Misty goes down and the fans go wild! RIP stops playing dead and grabs Kori from behind, tossing her over the top rope to the outside floor! RIP grabs a ladder and sets it up then starts climbing as the fans boo him!
Alexander Corvis: RIP playing dead, letting everyone else fight it out and then coming in last moment to pick up the crumbs like the asshole that he is! Now RIP has the ladder and everyone is down!
Maddie Murdock: Very smart from RIP there!
RIP gets halfway but the cheers EXPLODE as a limping and dizzy Brian Phillips isn’t gonna let this one end like this! He forces himself back into the ring and climbs the other side of the ladder! RIP gets to the top and grabs the belt but Brian gets to the top at the last moment and punches RIP in the face! RIP responds with his own punch! Brian hits harder! RIP steps down a rung! Brian steps up a rung and punches RIP in the top of the head as the title belt is in his sights!
Alexander Corvis: Remington Ivory Prescott is gonna do it! After all his bullshit earlier tonight he’s actually getting up there and he’s gonna do it!!
Maddie Murdock: WAIT! Here comes Phillips!
Brian reaches for the title but it just swings out of his grasp! Adora slides in the ring and tosses an object up to RIP! RIP catches it and the fans boo as she rolls out of the ring! We zoom in and see RIP put the Kryptonite Diamond Ring on his finger! Brian grabs the title belt as it swings back but RIP smacks Brian in the face with his Kryptonite Overture punch with the ring on! Brian falls back and drops off of the ladder, landing on Kori and Misty who just got back up! The fans go NUTS but they start to boo as RIP smirks and kisses his ring then reaches for the title belt! He grabs it and unhooks it! The fans boo as RIP laughs, holding the title belt high at the top of the ladder!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
Alexander Corvis: Oh you’re kidding me! It wasn’t bad enough that this asshole interfered in The Raab’s match tonight but he is now the NEW Extreme Champion! This relatively new competitor can call himself a champion with the help of Adora Kincaid’s help as she tossed him the Kryptonite ring!
Maddie Murdock: Arrogance will get you everywhere! You can’t deny that he got the job done! He’s your new champ, Corvis!
Alexander Corvis: I can see that but it doesn’t mean I gotta like it! Remi Skyfire won a belt in her second match off of sheer strength, skill and hard work but this arrogant asshole RIP clearly doesn’t know what the meaning of hard work is!
RIP holds the title up high and laughs at Brian Phillips on the outside who kicks the steel steps in anger and yells out at RIP! RIP holds the belt out over his head as the fans boo him and he eats it up! Adora watches on from the ring as we fade out.
The camera opens against a brick wall, similar to the brick walls Remi Skyfire has posed in front of in the past. A guitar riff blasts through the air as Remi Skyfire walks into the shot with a cherry red Gibson SG slung across her body. She smirks into the camera as she continues to play a driving beat, nodding her head slowly in rhythm. She’s dressed in a pair of black and white converse, faded jeans riddled with holes and topped with a brown leather belt with a brass skull buckle, and a blue flannel unbuttoned halfway with no bra underneath. Her right wrist has a white bandana tied around it holding an extra pick and a pair of aviators with American Flag lenses complete her look.
She plays for a few seconds longer before finishing off with the opening notes of the Star-Spangled banner, the last note of which she lets hang in the air as she tucks the pick in her pocket and spreads both arms wide. The sound fades and she gives the camera a lopsided grin.
Now I know everyone wants to know…Why did Remi Skyfire cash in her Junior Heavyweight Championship to face Ana Somnia for the Global Championship? Why wouldn’t she stay in her lane, dominate her division and pad her record? It’s simple, babies, I’m not Ana Somnia. Now, don’t worry, I’m not going to go on some rant about how Russia is evil and Remerica is great. I’m a little deeper than that. Shit, you guys have to admit, though, Ana is boring as shit. I mean, who actually cares that she’s fifty thousand and one? Or that she’s having relationship issues, or whatever the hell she’s always going on and on about like the sun rises and sets on her.
Remi raises her eyebrows as if waiting for a response.
Anyone?
She shrugs.
Look, I’m not going to try to say I’m a better wrestler than she is, I’m not. I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it, brawn and balls is how I get by. No breaks, no brakes. I do know, though, that when it comes right-down-to-the-ground to it, I get up more times than I don’t. Sure, maybe it’s a little slow, maybe sometimes I need a second to remember where I’m at, but I by-damn get up. Now, I’m not saying Ana isn’t tough. I know that she’s a tall tree to climb, but that’s okay, I’ve spent my life climbing trees…and cutting them down.
Don’t worry, I’ll get around to answering why I chose Ana in a bit, but it’s a windy road to get there. See, I wanna talk about…oh, shit, just a lot. Like, okay…let’s talk about how when I walked into this company, just barely two months ago, I was stunned to see how beaten into submission everyone was. Now, sure, people were talking and seemed to be having a good time, but there was something there, underneath. Something that practically the entire company was taking as fact, and that something was Ana Somnia. She was the longest Reigning Champion, very impressive feat by the way, congrats on that, but people seemed to just…assume she was gonna hold it.
I don’t fuck with that. I decided right then and there that I was going to knock down the Iron Curtain and pump some life back into things. Am I better than Ana? Nah, skill-wise she’s probably got me. I just might be faster though. I’m goddamn fast, train with chains and lead vests. That’s all in my bio, though, you can read all that you want. It’s not really my style to bring up shit like that. Again, I’m not Ana.
She lets the guitar sling behind her, neck down.
I can be beat, shit I will be eventually. I got no illusions about that. But here’s something that I’ve learned long time ago, being a champion is about a lot more than a title. It’s a lot more than being undefeated, and it’s a lot more than whatever awards and other bullshit you wanna flaunt on your resume. Make no mistake, Ana, I’m not discounting them, I’m just not letting them cause me to fear you. A loss and a defeat are different, everyone loses. Once you’re defeated, though, you’ve got troubles. Defeat is accepting loss, it’s accepting that just because someone has a full trophy case, a big, shiny belt, and a billion wins that doesn’t mean I can’t catch them. It doesn’t mean I’m beaten before the bell rings, and it damn sure doesn’t mean I’m giving up.
Remi begins pacing now, taking a moment to collect her thoughts. Normally chilled out and relaxed, there’s a fire to her now. The more she talks, the more confident she seems to grow. Finally she stops as if hit by a sudden realization and holds up both hands in a sort of apologetic stance.
I know direct call outs like this may not be the norm here, at least they don’t seem to be in my short time here, but I don’t really follow the normal way of doing things, Ana. I’m incorrigible, a habitual line stepper, and honestly, I’m a bad day for you. This place needs someone to show them they don’t need to just accept you, that you can be beaten, and mark my words. You can be. Now, I know you don’t believe that. You think you’re untouchable, think that I’m in over my head and that you’re going to drag me out into the deep water to drown me.
She leans into the camera slightly and offers a wink.
Except…I’m a bit more of a shark than you think. Deep water suits me fine, Ana, that’s why I picked you. I didn’t want to sit on my empire of dirt, padding out a title reign when I should be out there gunning for the biggest prize of them all: Freedom from your bullshit.
I’m Remi Skyfire, I’m the Blackheart, and Ana? пошёл на хуй.
The camera fades out as Remi walks out of the shot.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a 3 way match set for one single fall and it’s for the EHWF Showtime Championship!
The terrifying sounds of Emilio Gonzalo's music hits as the lights go dim. Red lighting lights up the arena as the fans boo. Fiery pyro hits the stage as Emilio comes out of the shadows dressed in a black tank top and black pants. He yells out at the fans in a rage as he comes down the ramp, yelling and taunting the fans while his anger grows. Emilio gets up the stairs and walks on the apron, looking out at the crowd in pure disgust before stepping out over the ropes and getting inside the ring where he makes his way into the center of the ring and raises his arms.
Patricia Downs: Introducing… The Challengers… First up tonight… Emilio Gonzalos!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt.
Patricia Downs: And now… his opponent tonight… Conner Creed!
The lights in the arena suddenly fade to black. A few moments pass when suddenly a torch can be seen lit on the stage. A dim spotlight shines down to further show a man in a blood red cloak holding the torch up into the air with his left hand. The hooded figure would then pull the hood back, completely removing the cloak to reveal Brandon Bash standing before us in a suit just as red as the cloak he was wearing. He flashes a sinister grin as he steps aside, as "Beast in Black" by BEAST IN BLACK begins to play throughout the arena. The dim spotlight moves up from Bash to the curtains as a mountain of a man in a black cloak steps out from behind them while smoke begins to flow out around the stage. The cloaked man then suddenly throws the cloak off as he screams out in rage, revealing the monstrous muscular physique of Stephen Sebastian. Brandon Bash proceeds to make his way down the ramp, using the torch to guide him as Stephen follows close behind. As soon as they reach the bottom of the ramp, Bash puts the torch out with help from a ringside crew member as a dark orange/red hue of light begins to engulf the arena. Bash begins to make his way up the steel steps as Stephen jumps up onto the apron before pulling himself up to leap over the top rope in easy fashion. Bash climbs in through the ropes behind him as his monster of a client paces around the ring, slapping himself in the head and rolling his shoulders. Bash just stares into the camera, letting out a somewhat maniacal laugh as he claps and gestures to his newest client. Stephen makes his way to each turnbuckle, climbing up to the middle rope and giving a flex to show off his physique. Bash would then climb through the ropes and make his way down the steel steps to stand ringside as Stephen would continue to pace around the ring while his entrance theme begins to fade out, the rage boiling up inside of him as he awaits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And finally tonight… their opponent… He is the EHWF Showtime Champion… Stephen Sebastian!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Stephen Sebastian (c) vs. Emilio Gonzalos vs. Conner Creed
The bell sounds and Stephen immediately runs up and picks up Creed, driving him into the corner! Creed starts pummelling Stephen’s back while Stephen hits Creed’s torso with big shots! Emilio runs up and crushes both men with his massive weight with a big corner splash! Emilio grabs Stephen by the hair and pulls him to the centre of the right and hits him with big right hands! Stephen fights back with right hands of his own! They trade monster shots but Stephen starts to win out! Stephen hits Emilio with a sidekick! Emilio smacks Stephen in the chest with a smack that echos around the arena! Stephen knocks Emilio down with a hip and shoulder with a show of power but Creed rushes behind Stephen and takes his leg out with a chop block as the fans go wild! Bash on the outside yells at Creed as he comes to the apron but Creed swipes at Bash who backs off while Creed hits the ropes! Creed turns back and the powerful Stephen plants Creed with a big spinebuster! Stephen covers Creed but Emilio rips Stephen up by his back and waistband then takes Stephen down with a diving clothesline! The fans are going NUTS as the ring shakes!
Alexander Corvis: These three incredible intense and ruthless competitors are fighting it out right now with the Showtime Championship on the line! Conner Creed made his return to EHWF, he beat Wilmer but lost to him the week after and now he’s here! The CPO have not been kind to Creed and now Creed wants revenge on Bash and Stephen tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Stephen Sebastian is just an all out BEAST! Look at him, look at the power! He’s throwing Creed around like a rag doll and he’s treating the 450 pound Emilio like a little kid!
Emilio picks up Stephen and scoops him up on his shoulder then drops him jaw first on the ropes! Emilio backs off and runs up to clothesline him over but Stephen boots Emilio in the gut! Stephen twists Emilio’s arm around and gets around him then pulls him into a big lariat! Emilio goes down and the fans go wild! Creed clubs Stephen in the back! They start trading big right hands and Stephen wins out as he drops Creed! Stephen pulls Creed into a knee then another one before tossing him through the air into the corner! Creed yells out in pain! Stephen runs up for a corner clothesline but Creed dives out with a drop toehold sending Stephen head first into the turnbuckle! Creed grabs Stephen by the back of the head and smacks his head off of the turnbuckle! Stephen stumbles around for a moment as Creed rages at both Stephen and Bash who is on the outside before hoisting Stephen up and planting the big man with his Crucifix Powerbomb! The fans go NUTS as Creed covers him!
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Alexander Corvis: Creed hits his Crucifix Powerbomb on Stephen Sebastian and just gets a one count! What the heck! Stephen Sebastian just powers out of the cover like nothing!
Maddie Murdock: You can’t beat Stephen Sebastian if you’re a scrub like Creed! That’s why The CPO are so powerful! Stephen just fought these guys off and took that massive bomb and kicked out like it was nothing!
Creed is shocked as Stephen presses him off of him even after that huge move! Creed gets up and starts to stomp out Stephen on the mat! Stephen grabs Creed’s leg and trips him up! Both men get up and get into another fist fight, trading lefts and rights but Emilio is up and runs at both men, taking them both down with a double clothesline! Stephen and Creed hit the mat hard! Creed rolls outside in pain! Emilio picks Stephen up and smacks him in the back with a giant palm! Stephen falls against the ropes in pain and Emilio uses his power to press him up and drop him on his chest for a big Supreme Slam with huge impact! The giant Emilio hooks both of Stephen’s legs but Bash doesn’t look nervous!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Emilio throwing his weight into this one and taking both men down then hitting Stephen with ANOTHER Supreme Slam but again, Stephen kicks out at one! What the heck is this guy made out of!
Maddie Murdock: Every match Stephen has he gets stronger and stronger. Guys like Emilio and Creed are child’s play for him! They’ve both hit him with everything they’ve got so far and they can’t even get him down for a 2 count!
Stephen again kicks out at one! Emilio with his massive weight spins around on top of Stephen on the mat and starts hitting him with punches while he goes around! Emilio gets up and grabs Stephen by the hair! He hits Stephen with a big right hand, then another then another then another! A normal man would be knocked out by now! Stephen is bleeding but he doesn’t go down! Emilio hits Stephen with a big boot and Stephen falls into the ropes but he bounces back and LEVELS the huge Emilio with a Berserker Lariat out of nowhere! Emilio is DOWN and the fans are going NUTS for that one! Stephen goes to cover Emilio for the win but Conner Creed runs in with his wooden baseball bat! Creed punts Stephen in the ribs to break the cover! Stephen gets up, holding his torso, bent over as Creed smacks him in the back with the baseball bat! Stephen stumbles around, still not going down showing amazing strength but Creed changes that with another baseball swing to the back! Stephen goes down and the fans are going NUTS!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen and Emilio having it out with a huge skirmish with Stephen LEVELLING Emilio with that massive Berserker Lariat that Creed has become familiar with! Now Creed brings in the baseball bat into this one!
Maddie Murdock: Pffft, of course Creed would resort to bringing in that bat and assaulting Stephen with it! That’s not gonna be enough to take down this beast though!
Creed tosses the baseball bat aside and yells at Stephen who slowly stirs on the mat! Creed back off into the ropes as Stephen gets to his knees and Creed hits Stephen with Lights Out! The running boot to the back of the head is BRUTAL! The fans go nuts! Stephen is down and we see him bleeding from his back and forehead and now the back of his head! Creed stumbles around but he has to make this one count! Creed rolls Stephen over and covers him!
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Alexander Corvis: LIGHTS OUT! The boot to the back of the head to Stephen and he STILL kicked out! He’s taken Crucifix Powerbomb, Supreme Slams a baseball bat assault and a damn Lights Out and still kicks out!
Maddie Murdock: Stephen Sebastian has held that title for ages! He’s not a scrub I mean look at him! He makes people his bitches in that ring, he’s not gonna let Conner Creed stop him! Look what he did to Creed at Annihilation!
The fans go NUTS and Creed can’t believe it! There’s no way Stephen should have kicked out but he did! Creed gets up, enraged but Emilio runs up and knocks Creed down with his gut! Creed gets up but Emilio hits Creed with a running body block! Creed uses the ropes to get up in the corner but Bash grabs Creed’s leg! Creed rages but he’s stuck and Emilio runs up and CRUSHES Creed with a running corner splash! Creed’s eyes are wide as he drops to his knees and rolls out of the ring! Emilio turns his attention to Stephen who gets up! Emilio smacks Stephen with a MASSIVE chop to the head! Stephen falls into the ropes and Emilio presses him up and punishes Stephen with ANOTHER Supreme Slam! The impact is huge and Emilio covers!
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Alexander Corvis: ANOTHER Supreme Slam to Stephen Sebastian! Nothing will put this guy away! Creed and Emilio can’t believe it and these fans are going nuts! He’s indestructible!
Maddie Murdock: I haven’t seen this much power since Michael Rissi, Alexander. A guy like this could dominate the entire roster here on Chaos! Emilio and Creed have fought each other but it looks like they’re both trying to focus on Stephen now!
Emilio can’t believe it! The fans are in shock as well! Emilio gets up and picks Stephen up by his head as he plants a massive palm into his back! Stephen shrugs Emilio off of him and starts hitting him with big right hands! Stephen with monster strength plants Emilio with a belly to belly suplex! Stephen gets him back up and plants him with another monstrous crash as the fans are amazed by the power of Stephen! Creed is back in with his baseball bat and smacks Stephen in the back! Emilio gets up and headbutts Stephen into the corner! Emilio and Creed look at each other! Creed runs up with a punch to Stephen! Emilio hits Stephen with a big boot! They both run at Stephen but Stephen takes both men down with a double clothesline and the fans are the loudest they’ve been all night! Creed slowly gets up but Stephen hoists him up for Rise of The Godhand! Creed wrenches Stephen’s face back and gets down off of his back! Creed bounces off of the ropes and goes for Clothesline From Hell but Stephen ducks it and goes for his Berserker Lariat! Creed ducks that and turns around as he boots Stephen in the gut and hits him with a double underhook DDT right on the baseball bat! Stephen rolls around in pain as the fans go nuts! Creed has no choice! He quickly hoists him up and plants him with a huge Crucifix Powerbomb! The fans go NUTS as he cover Stephen!
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Alexander Corvis: I can’t believe this! Stephen’s been hit with everything and STILL he kicks out! Stephen kicks out of yet another Crucifix Powerbomb!
Maddie Murdock: If this were a one on one Stephen would have ended this 10 minutes ago! A baseball bat a huge DDT and another Crucifix Powerbomb and Stephen kicks out again! If you can’t put him away after all of that, then you need to give up!
Creed can’t believe it! Emilio sees it and the fans are in shock! Emilio has had enough! He takes Creed out with a running gut, knocking Creed down with impact! Emilio grabs Stephen but the head and plants him with a chokeslam! The fans are on their feet as Emilio goes to end this! Emilio bounces off of the ropes and goes for a big splash! Stephen rolls out of they way! Both men are up and Emilio connects with a big right hand! He goes for a left but Stephen with amazing power gets Emilio up on his back and plants the 450 pounder with Rise of The Godhand! The ring shakes and moves out of place and the fans are going CRAZY! Stephen get up using the ropes but Conner Creed smirks from the other side of the ring and hits the tired Stephen Sebastian with a Clothesline From Hell over the top rope to the outside! Finally, Stephen is down! The damage is done on the motionless Emilio and Creed is gonna swipe this one as he smirks out at an enraged Brandon Bash! Creed covers Emilio as he stares at Bash!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… and the NEW EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
Alexander Corvis: CREED DOES IT! Creed steals this one out of nowhere! What quick thinking! We have a NEW Showtime Champion here tonight! All seemed lost! Stephen’s power and domination was evident but Creed just outsmarted them here tonight!
Maddie Murdock: That was unexpected! Stephen’s shocking strength definitely dominated this one but the crafty Conner Creed saw that last chain of events coming! Stephen and Bash are not happy after that Clothesline From Hell!
Conner Creed celebrates in the ring with the title belt as his music hits and he insults Bash on the outside! Stephen slides back in and Creed quickly slides out and backs up the ramp as he looks out at them and points at the title, taunting them with it!
Alexander Corvis: Stephen is PISSED off!
Maddie Murdock: This doesn’t end here for Creed… has Creed signed his own death note here tonight?!
Stephen looks at Emilio starting to get back up. He looks out at Creed who is now on the stage and points to him before taking Emilio back down with a Berserker Lariat! The fans are going WILD as Stephen holds the ropes and points out to Creed!
Alexander Corvis: Oof! That’s not good! Not good at all!
Creed holds the Showtime Championship up high as Stephen points out at him and threatens him before we fade out backstage!
We come in backstage where we see Mya Gomez with some producers watching the end of the Showtime Championship match on some monitors. We see Wesley Kendrick come around the corner and stand behind them, watching the monitors as well.
Wesley Kendrick: Mya, I had some ideas for the encounters next week. Tonight has been so amazing so it's really going to amazing to see the next event. I think we'll beat Mayhem in the ratings this week as well.
Wesley shuffles some papers in his hands.
Mya Gomez: That's great, leave them with one of these guys and I'll take a look later tonight. I just have to go through some things for the next event after Chaos is over. We have to get some things together for the next big event to present to The Board.
Wesley Kendrick: Oh... Ok. I thought that we would perhaps all go out and celebrate the first Chaos tonight.
Mya Gomez: Uh? Oh... No, sorry I'm just too busy tonight but I'll definitely look at your stuff tonight or in the morning. Just leave it with one of the producers, okay?
Mya walks off with one of the producers leaving Wesley standing there feeling a little rejected. Wesley turns around but we head a door slam shut and we see 4 men in suits and different coloured lucha libre masks walk into the room. Wesley and the other remaining producer are taken back by the entry of the 4 luchadores.
Wesley Kendrick: Who the heck are you guys? What are you doing back here?
Luchadore #1: Alejandro Gomez sent us to come and get you. He wants to talk with you.
Luchadore #2: We have a limo waiting outside. Lets go.
They try and take Wesley by his arms to lead him out but Wesley shrugs them off...
Wesley Kendrick: I'm not going anywhere. I'm still working and tonight is my first night as Chaos Co-Assistant General Manager. I don't work for Alejandro Gomez. Get out of here, now...
Luchadore #1: Come on, don't make this difficult, lets go, now! Alejandro has summoned you.
Again they try and take him but Wesley pushes them off of him.
Wesley Kendrick: I said NO, now let go of me and get the hell out of here before I call security.
They let go of him but one of the other luchadores take a leather club out of his jacket and clubs Wesley in the back with it, sending him limp into the arms of the other luchadores. The other producer gasps and runs out of the room as they drag Wesley Kendrick out!
Alexander Corvis: Oh SHIT! What the heck are they doing to Wesley Kendrick! He’s the assistant GM for fucks sake! They just nailed him! Those lucha guys are kidnapping Wesley!? Da fuck is going on here!?
Maddie Murdock: Who cares… This little weed deserves to be kidnapped. What the heck does Alejandro want with him anyway?
They take Wesley out of the room as we cut back to the ring!
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This main event contest is a tag team match set for one single fall!
Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie come out as the fans cheer for them. They go to the ends of the stage and hype up the crowd before meeting back in the middle and high fiving. Zoe and Jade sprint down the ramp and slide in the ring as they take off their jackets down to their ring attire and get to either end of the ring up on the turnbuckle and raise their arms to the cheering crowd. Zoe and Jade get down and get to their corner as the strategise, waiting for their opponents to come out so they can start the contest.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First tonight… They are the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Zoe McDraven and Jade Moxie… Future Shock!
Kickstart My Heart kicks in and Remi's arrival to the stage comes in a casual strut even if her head is bopping to the beat of her theme. She takes a moment to drink in the arena's scene while the music courses through her body. Soon enough, she can't help herself and she's jamming out and grooving with the Motley Cru all over the stage. She's tossing horns up and randomly air guitaring down the ramp and toward the ring, even stopping for the occasional fan's invisible microphone to sing out with her theme.
At the ring, Remi hops up onto the apron and turns around to throw her hands up to the crowd. She ducks inside and climbs up each of the top turnbuckles, throwing up rocker horns and screaming the lyrics out at the crowd. Once done, she backs herself into one of the corners, leans back, pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her top and pops it into her mouth with a thotty wink into the nearest camera.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… First up… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Patricia Downs: And finally tonight… her partner… She is the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Ana Somnia & Remi Skyfire vs. Zoe McDraven & Jade Moxie
The fans are going nuts as Remi and Ana are face to face in the ring. Ana looks like she didn't take kindly to Remi’s words before. They are in each others faces but Remi isn’t backing down as tensions begin to flare. Remi lets Ana start it out with Zoe as the fans are going wild for this main event. Zoe and Ana circle each other. They come in to lock up but Zoe twists Ana into a wristlock then into a hammerlock from behind! Ana spins out of it and pulls Zoe into a lariat! Zoe is up but Ana gets her up on her back and looks a dagger at Remi on the apron before slinging Zoe off of her back to the mat with big impact! Ana grabs Zoe by her hair and pulls her back up on her back! Zoe slides off of Ana’s back and slices a big kick into Ana’s ribs! Zoe switches another big kick into her other side! Ana swings but Zoe ducks! Zoe gets Ana into a waistlock! Zoe gets some quick knees into Ana’s side! Ana roars in frustration and shoves Zoe into the ropes! Zoe bounces back and Ana hoists Zoe up, planting her with a big spinebuster as the fans go wild! Ana gets up and mouths something to Remi on the apron as she paces around Zoe on the mat!
Alexander Corvis: Well here you have it… To open the night the EHWF Global Champion Ana Somnia stated that she is the champion, she is the lifeblood of EHWF but ultimately she didn’t slag out Remi Skyfire… She did say she’d beat her and that she wasn’t on her level pretty much but you get there feeling there was some sort of respect there… later on in the night though, that wasn’t good enough for Remi. Remi went straight for Ana and pretty much told her to go fuck herself, she’s coming for that belt!
Maddie Murdock: Well Ana is in the ring right now, dominating Zoe in front of Remi Skyfire. Zoe did send out that viral Tweet that she wants a shot at the winner of Ana/Remi but Ana is having very little trouble with Zoe right now! The intensity is definitely there for Remi and Ana though. Tonight, things came out into the light for sure!
Alexander Corvis: Ana taking some shots from Zoe but Ana is brutalising her right now! She wants to send a message to Remi tonight! And that’s what she’s doing. I haven’t seen someone rise so quickly with so much talent like Remi, since Ana debuted in EHWF so this is gonna be interesting!
Ana rips Zoe up to her feet and slide a big MMA style knee in on her midsection! Ana hoists Zoe up for Zver’ Bomb but Zoe rolls off of Ana’s back and then snaps a kick into Ana’s lower back! Ana tries to hit Zoe with a Judo flip but Zoe cartwheels out of it into the ropes! Zoe springboards off of the middle ropes and hits Ana with a springboard kick to the chest! Ana gets blown back! Zoe runs up and gets Ana in a wristlock! Ana reverses it into a headlock! Zoe counters into a hammerlock! Ana steps back into a hammerlock of her own as the fans go CRAZY! Zoe drops down for the arm drag but Ana shows off RIDICULOUS athletic ability as the flips forward in the air off of the toss and lands on her feet! Zoe is in shock and cops a roundhouse to the head for her troubles! Zoe falls into the corner and Jade tags in! Jade gets to the top rope and leaps off! Ana ducks it and Jade lands with a somersault! They both get up and Jade gets around Ana with a waistlock! Jade starts bashing Ana in the ribs as we get a look and we see bruising on the left side of Ana. Zoe started the assault on the ribs and Jade continues it! Jade hoists Ana up on her back for her finisher but Ana gets off of her back and shoves her into the ropes! Jade bounces back and Ana hits her with a big belly to belly on the mat! The fans go wild and Remi claps on the apron, sarcastically… It gets Ana’s attention and she comes over as she gets into an argument with a smirking, Remi.
Alexander Corvis: Zoe targeting those ribs of Ana and does a big of damage there with Jade getting the tag and keeping it up but Ana is just tearing through Future Shock right now! Remi and Ana arguing right now as their relationship spills over a little!
Maddie Murdock: Ana isn’t gonna tag Remi in the match tonight. She’s gonna take on Future Shock on her own and send a clear message to Remi!
Ana turns back to Jade but the interaction with Remi costs her as Jade snaps a kick into Ana’s head! Jade then targets the ribs again with a knee to the side then another then another then another! She goes for another but Ana catches her leg and plants her with a big suplex! Ana keeps her in her grasp and plants her with another suplex on the mat! Ana would like a third one but Zoe comes in and clubs Ana in the back to break the grip! Jade and Zoe both run at Ana but Ana takes Zoe down with a punch then the same to Jade! Zoe is back up but she gets hit right back down! Jade is up and gets a jumping MMA knee! Future Shock are down! Ana goes to stop Zoe from escaping the ring but Zoe snaps a kick into her head from the mat! Zoe rolls out! Jade turns Ana around and hosts her up on her back for Blackout! She goes for it but Ana grabs her knee on the way down and then plants Jade with a T-Bone Suplex! Jade is able to roll through and tag in Zoe! Zoe gets to the top rope and leaps off, hitting Ana with a big missile dropkick to the damn chest! Ana goes spilling over across the ring and uses the ropes in the corner to get back up but Remi blind tags into the match! Remi goes to enter the match but Ana shoves her in the back, not happy with the blind tag! The two start to argue and things fall apart! Remi shoves Ana in the chest and Ana shoves her back! They grab each other but the ref breaks it up and gets Ana to get to the apron! Ana shouts insults at Remi in Russian!
Alexander Corvis: Ana takes it to Jade and Zoe albeit with the tag champs doing some damage to Ana’s ribs with a mean red and purple bruise there! Zoe fights back with an impressive offence and Remi blind tags in much to the anger and dismay of Ana!
Maddie Murdock: Ana didn’t like it and Ana and Remi almost went to blows there tonight! The ref controls the match and now Ana is shouting some Russian at Remi… There’s gonna be now friendly competition between these two now, that’s for sure!
Remi comes in and knees Zoe in the midsection then tosses her across the ring with great strength! Zoe gets up and counters with an elbow to Remi! Zoe dropkicks Remi’s thigh! They get up and Zoe does it again! Zoe tags in Jade but Future Shock are getting frustrated so they both attack Remi with punches! Remi hits both of them with a thrust to the midsection then pulls them both in! Remi looks over at Ana with a smirk as she manhandles Future Shock with Zoe and Jade powerless! Remi hits them both with a double suplex and the fans go NUTS! Jade and Zoe both get up in pain, they strategise and go to charge Remi but with a rush of speed, Remi appears before them and takes both down with a huge double spear! The fans GO NUTS at the speed of Remi and even Ana Somnia looks a little shocked at that one!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT THE?! D-Did you see that? Remi taking out both Zoe and Jade and then the way she just moved, she was like a blur! That speed is phenomenal! I knew she was fast but not THAT fast!
Maddie Murdock: You wanna talk about sending a message, huh? Remi just sent a message and even Ana looked surprised at that speed! Does Ana finally have a challenge here! Remi doesn’t stop impressing!
Remi whips Jade into the corner then whips Zoe right on top of her! Future Shock are getting steamrolled at the moment and Remi is showing off! Remi pops Zoe and Jade up on her back and spins around, tossing them in the air and sending them to the mat. Ana now watches closely and quietly as Remi unleashes! The fans are going NUTS! Zoe rolls out of the ring and falls to the outside in pain! Jade forces herself up but again, Remi with this ridiculous speed appears in front of Jade and plummets a monster punch into her midsection! Jade stumbles forward and tries to grab at Remi but Remi quickly steps around her and leaps in the air then punches Jade in the face down to the mat!
Alexander Corvis: This is BRUTAL! Future Shock throwing the rules of tagging out the window to fight Remi but Remi is all over them and dominating! Brutal punches and that shocking speed! Everyone else is in slow motion! Remi beat the fuck out of Zoe and Jade right now!
Maddie Murdock: That speed is definitely something else! Combine that with her endurance and strength and now I’m excited to see her face Ana for the Global Championship!
Remi slides to the outside as she sees Zoe get up and she levels Zoe with a big clothesline! Everyone else appears to be moving significantly slower to the speedy Remi and the fans are in shock at this display! The crowd gets super loud now! Zoe is down and out! Remi slides back into the ring and Jade stumbles into her! Remi hits Jade with Skyline the Irish Whip into Blindside Lariat signature that devastates Jade! Remi gets on top of Jade and starts hitting her with right hands to the head but the ref looks out and sees Zoe out of it on the outside. The ref dives on Remi and stops it as Jade is a mess on the mat! Remi moves back to her corner and raises her arms in front of Ana as the ref calls for the bell and the fans are going WILD!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners via knockout… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire and the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Alexander Corvis: Wow! Ana’s dominance in the beginning and then Remi sending a message to Ana there by CRUSHING Future Shock! Now that was a pissing contest! Remi is not just gonna be another opponent for Ana and she sent that message loud and clear tonight!
Maddie Murdock: That doesn’t help Zoe’s claim to the winner of that encounter but definitely Remi has more than proven herself in EHWF after tonight! Can she get the job done against arguably the most dominant and talented fighter in the world today, though? Not an easy feat, even for Remi Skyfire!
Remi helps Jade up and carries her outside, sitting her next to Zoe and helping both of them on the outside against the barricade. Remi rolls back in to get her arm raised but Ana steps into the ring and shoves the ref aside. Remi and Ana come face to face and get right up into each others grill. They yell at each other and Ana ends up shoving Remi in the face, away from her.
Alexander Corvis: Hmm… Was that a good idea?
Remi shoves Ana in the chest! Ana hits Remi with a right hand! Ana is taken aback as Remi looks up and wipes the blood from her lip… Usually Ana can sink anyone with a mean right but Remi doesn’t go down! Ana smirks as Remi hits her with a right and and the fans go NUTS as the two women trade blows! Eventually Ana starts to win out and keeps smacking Remi! Remi falls against the ropes! She goes to lunge at Ana but Ana collects Remi with a roundhouse to the head! Remi falls against the ropes and the fans are LOSING IT right now! Ana charges Remi but Remi is too quick and pulls the top rope down! Ana spills over and smacks her back on the apron and falls to the outside! Remi looks back and sees Ana already getting up! Remi bounces off of the ropes and runs up, leaping over the top rope and landing on Ana! The fans ERUPT!
Alexander Corvis: OH SHIT! WOAH! These two brawling right now! Remi leaping over the top rope to get at Ana! Ana didn’t see it coming! These two are gonna fight right here right now! Tensions have boiled over!
Maddie Murdock: There’s no way Ana Somnia expected any of this, I’m sure of it! She’s been used to sicking everyone in her way for over 2 years now!
Remi picks Ana up but Ana headbutts her! Ana grabs the Global title belt from the apron and smacks it into the side of Remi’s head! Remi goes down and Ana stands over her! Ana roars and pulls Remi in then hoists her up and walks Remi over, planting Remi with a huge Zver’ Bomb through the DAMN announce table! The fans go NUTS! They’re cheering the house down right now but they get even louder when they realise Ana STILL isn’t done with Remi tonight!
Alexander Corvis: Zver’ Bomb through the table! Zver Bomb through our damn table right in front of us and Ana is showing that she’s still that bitch here tonight! Remi just exploded through the table right in front of us! What the heck is Ana doing now!
Ana smirks as she stands over Remi and grabs some of the production cables! Ana stands over Remi and wraps them around her neck and starts to choke her out! Remi grabs on and struggles but she goes red as Ana chokes her with force! Two refs come over and tell Ana to stop but Ana pulls Remi up and wrenches back even more!
Maddie Murdock: She’s choking Remi with those damn cables right in front of us! Remi’s gonna get choked out here tonight! Ana Somnia is PISSED and now she’s gonna take Remi out before they even get to fight for the title!
Ana continues the production cable choke out but Ana suddenly falls backwards! Ana is confused… She looks around and looks down at the cables still in her hands which are now in two pieces apart… A heavily breathing Remi gets to her hands a knees and looks back at Ana. Remi has an exhausted smile on her face as she snapped the production cables in two! The fans GO CRAZY and the arena erupts! Ana can’t believe it… Her shock turns to that of anger as she gets up!
Alexander Corvis: Are you fucking kidding me! Remi snapped the production cables! Ana and the rest of us are in shock but Remi isn’t gonna go down tonight! She said, it she’s here to stay and she wants that title!
Maddie Murdock: Here’s your challenge Ana! She’s right in front of you! Remi Skyfire wants Ana Somnia and Ana Somnia just realised she hasn’t come up against a Remi Skyfire before!
Ana and Remi go for it again! They trade blows but neither of them budges! Ana pops Remi up with great strength for another Zver’ Bomb! Remi leaps it off of her shoulders onto the apron! Remi leaps off of the apron for The Sex Pistol! Ana wasn’t ready for it and she ducks it and slides back in the ring and grabs her Global Championship belt! Remi barrel rolls up to her feet on the outside and the fans are going wild. Remi looks up at Ana in the ring and the two have a stare-down… They’re not gonna go any further tonight!
Alexander Corvis: Well I don’t think we could have had a better first episode of Tuesday Night Chaos! That was amazing and now after witnessing these two go at it and the intensity and velocity of these two… I’m more hyped to see these two go at it for the EHWF Global Championship!
Ana raises the Global Championship above her head and Remi nods along with a smile as she signals around her waist! The fans are still incredibly loud here tonight!
Alexander Corvis: Well that’s all we have time for tonight and that’s an AMAZING effort for episode 1 for Chaos! We’ll see you next week! Good night ladies and gentlemen and be safe!
We see the final image of Ana and Remi staring each other down with Ana raising the EHWF Championship high above her head before we fade out to the EHWF Logo ending the show.