Post by EHWF Management on Mar 5, 2022 10:46:43 GMT -5
The scene opens up as official opening theme song of EHWF Tuesday Night Chaos, “Madness” by All That Remains, is playing in the background. We pan into the scene where we see fans screaming in the crowd in the Xfinity Center! We get a clear shot of the arena and all the fans. As we cut to the pyrotechnics show, we move onto the broadcast area at ringside where Alexander Corvis and Maddie Murdock are waiting to start the night!
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Tuesday Night Chaos LIVE here at the Xfinity Centre in front of a packed house of fans ready to go for episode 2 of Chaos after the world was captivated last week from the very first episode of Tuesday Night Chaos! Tonight we have a HUGE night planned after the epic battles we witnessed last week! In scenes that hyped up the world last week, Ana Somnia appears to have a more than formidable challenger in Remi Skyfire hot on her damn heels and the EHWF Global Championship hangs in the balance with this rivalry between these two epic athletes, REALLY heating up now!
Maddie Murdock: Damn right and tonight things are going to heat up even more as both Ana and Remi are in action in their own matches a week before they do battle for the EHWF Global Championship! The main event tonight will see the NEW Extreme Champion team up with Ana Somnia to take on the elite veteran team of Zoe McDraven and Konrad Raab here tonight! Zoe McDraven took a hard loss to Ana and Remi last week but Zoe McDraven is defiant and determined and has announced that she calls the winner of Ana vs. Remi and she wants a title shot! A loss tonight won’t help her at all but she’s teaming with Konrad Raab, the man who had his dreams of finally being tag team champion with his brother dashed last week by Remington Ivory Prescott when RIP helped motherXmalice win their match last week! The Global and Extreme Champions are ready to team tonight to take on their respective rivals in a huge main event!
Alexander Corvis: I can’t wait for that main event but we also get to see Remi Skyfire in action tonight against HardKore Brian Phillips! We’ve seen Remi Skyfire get better and better and stronger and stronger each week but last week she took it to Ana Somnia and went toe to toe with her and shocked the world when she showed she could easily contend with the Goddess of War! Remi desperately needs this last rush of momentum tonight if she wants to have a shot at beating Ana for the Global Championship next week so a loss against the HardKore one is not an option tonight!
Maddie Murdock: That’s going to be huge but the NEW Showtime Champion, Conner Creed shocked everyone last week when he came out on top and defeated Stephen Sebastian and Emilio Gonzalos! Conner is the new champ but that might have been the biggest mistake of his career because not only is Brandon Bash out to get him but now the extreme and ruthless Stephen Sebastian wants to take on Conner Creed for good and finish him off like he’s been trying to for the past couple of months! Tonight, Conner Creed will defend the Showtime Championship against Lord Raab but there is no doubt that Bash and Sebastian won’t be far behind to try and take Creed out and get their revenge and their title back!
Alexander Corvis: And the opener tonight is going to see the motherXmalice and Future Shock rivalry start to build! Miwa and DAHLIA took down The Brothers of Balance last week in a number one contenders match and made a name for themselves! Now that motherXmalice are the number one contenders, they’ll meet Future Shock next week for the tag team championships but coming up next, we’re going to see Miwa go head to head with Jade in an opener that won’t disappoint and will give us an insight into how these two teams will go against each other in their big title match!
Maddie Murdock: I can’t wait Alexander! Lets start the show, already!
The lights go black, then "Machine Gun" by Portishead begins to play. Each round of rapid-fire drum beats triggers a scattershot shower of white beams throughout the arena; each distorted guitar riff fires tiny, shining holes through the otherwise solid black field on the 'tron.
The moment Beth Gibbons' voice begins to waft through the air:
... the lights snap on, revealing the back of a short but powerfully built woman with a patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape drawn, and a rippling, tattoo and scar-strewn bicep flexing;
And a somewhat taller, leaner woman right in front of her, hunched low with platinum blonde hair hanging like a veil as she bobs from side, an agitated readiness at odd with her long, languid breaths.
As Gibbons' voice stretches, Miwa slaps the ramp and springs up to her full height while DAHLIA snaps around at breakneck speeds, only for the two women's hands to meet in a tight clasp while several streams of violet sparks burst into the air at 45 degree angles to frame them. In perfect time, they draw together to share a brief kiss that ends with DAHLIA turning a cocksure smirk towards one half of the audience and Miwa giving the other a broad smile while her eyes are still hidden. DAHLIA then drapes her arm over Miwa's shoulders; a larger, vertical pyro charge jets up behind the pair as they begin walking to the ring.
Together, they are motherXmalice.
As they make their way down the aisle, DAHLIA eagerly shit-talks, flips birds, and even blows smug kisses towards any fans who provoke her, if only by rooting for their opponent; Miwa, meanwhile, just meets the odd fan with gleaming predator eyes eagerly seeking tender muscles and vulnerable joints.
Also, the occasional middle finger.
Upon reaching the ring, DAHLIA hops to plant her knee on the apron, then straightens and sits on the middle rope to further widen the gap she's opening up for her partner. Right afterwards, Miwa leaps up to the apron, grabs the middle rope, and swings herself through the gap in one fluid stream of motion, leaving DAHLIA to leap over the top rope. Once her feet meet the mat, she stalks directly after Miwa, who is already cutting a direct line towards their corner instead of posing in the center as they normally would.
Miwa adroitly bounds up to the second, then top turnbuckle and DAHLIA sinks back to lounge against the turnbuckles with her arms draped over the ropes. Miwa’s long, leather-clad leg unfurls to dangle over DAHLIA; her head stays bowed.
The release of tension on the cusp of violence that normally comes with motherXmalice’s entrance is gone: lounging against the turnbuckles like a jungle cat at rest, DAHLIA has her arms comfortably draped over the ropes and her eyes low and lidded. Her face is devoid of any expression beyond a vague smile; it might read as unconcerned to the layperson’s eye, but anyone who has ever been on a fighting stage of any shape or kind would recognize it for what it is:
The calm desperately anticipating a storm.
However: it isn’t DAHLIA who has a mic in her hand; it’s the woman sitting on the top turnbuckle with one leg draped over DAHLIA’s broad, rippling shoulder and the other folded atop the rope. Long blonde hair keeps Miwa’s face mostly veiled, as long as she keeps her head tilted down; like DAHLIA, there is an absence of excess motion readily mistaken for disinterest.
“If I understand correctly… our tag team champions, Jade Moxie and Zoe Draven are the best of friends.”
Miwa’s voice is soft and measured; deliberate and even. There is an accent, a subtle but utterly distinctive artifact of the most intensive stretch of her path to fluency: along with hints of the expected, it has the unmistakable touch of Queens, New York-- the city-in-a-city that bore and bred her partner DAHLIA.
“And that…” trails into a careful pause and a terribly slow curl of her lips.
“It’s cute,” the woman with the razor smile decides. “It’s a wonderful story; the kind that I would tell our sweet, sensitive boy before tucking him in with his security stegosaurus. One friend drawing another into a new world, loud and brightly coloured; two friends at each other’s backs through thick and thin, win and loss; two comrades in arms daring to reach for the heavens and snatch down the sun to adorn themselves in gold.”
“Moxie and Draven. Draven and Moxie; inseparable, even when surrounded by hungry eyes and bottomless appetites for blood-spattered treasure,” Miwa gently narrates, left leg swishing lazily against DAHLIA. “Truly lovely.”
“Heart-warming.”
“Inspiring.”
“Perfect for a child still learning to cope with just one nightlight…” is accompanied by a peek of pristine, bone-white fangs just beyond coral-painted lips.
“... but: I would like to tell you a new story, now-- the kind with nebulous beginnings and messy, open endings.”
“A story for adults.”
Miwa leans far enough to thread her fingers through DAHLIA’s hair -- currently dyed electric blue. The powerhouse of the team can’t help the little smile her tale-spinning partner’s touch brings her-- no more than she could stop herself from leaning towards it, or touching her temple to the other woman’s boot.
“Once upon a time, a crane met a lioness who taught her that to roar was not a sin; not an affront to her nature; not an insult to the grace with which she’d been taught to carry herself,” Miwa begins. “Together, they set out to carve a piece of the jungle into their own, so that they would have a secure place to lay their heads and familiar grounds to stalk for food, water, and every other little thing a crane and a lioness need to feel truly comfortable in the world they build around themselves.”
“But the crane was a crane,” Miwa softly states.
“And the lioness was a lioness,” she murmurs.
“And what is comfortable and right for a crane is not the same as for a lioness… no matter how loudly they both might roar.”
“So when the lioness thought to leave the safety of their home -- to hunt for greater prey in the vast and uncertain wilds beyond it -- the crane had no choice but to peer deep into her wounded heart in search of answers”,” Miwa says, slithering fluidly from the top buckle to the mat. A draped leg’s replaced by arms winding fondly around her partner’s shoulders, mic held near DAHLIA’s lips in anticipation while Miwa touches her head to the shorter woman’s.
“... an’ when she was done,” DAHLIA says, low and measured, “she made sure she mailed all the shit I left with her back to me in a big ol’ box.” The musclebound woman from Queens has a much smaller, much more penitent smile on her lips, now. Her eyes avert from her partner, even though Miwa doesn’t budge a fraction throughout.
“... after puttin' all through a wood chipper,” DAHLIA appends.
The smile actually grows a little as she does; Miwa turns just enough to plant a small kiss to the side of her partner’s head, then uncoils so she can drift towards the ropes.
“The crane,” she explains with a thin smirk, “who’d learned to roar refused to let anyone fuck with her-- an important survival skill, even in the safest of jungles.”
As DAHLIA settles back into leaning in the corner, Miwa gradually pauses beside, then languidly folds her arms over the top rope; peering directly up the walkway they just arrived from.
“The lioness hunted, and strained, and fought to fill her belly,” she softly narrates, “while the crane flourished, spreading her wings. And they survived…”
“... until settling ever after gave way to a lioness who’d learned to swallow her pride and beg for forgiveness.”
“Moxie and Draven: inseparable comrades, challenging impossible odds together,” she reiterates, each word enunciated with the utmost of care. “The very best of friends clinging to one another in a cruel and bloody world; they are many things to one another, but the one thing that they are not -- WILL not ever be is partners… and THAT is why when it’s time for the children to close their eyes and dream of the power of friendship, the real story of partners bound so tight as to find one another even after bad becomes worse, and love curdles into hate will continue.”
Miwa takes a moment to breathe in through her nose and out, as if cleansing herself -- or simply bracing.
“Jade… Zoe… your story is wonderful, but I will savor making it another chapter of ours as motherXmalice claim your titles and leave two darling friends to cling to each other while they learn what partnership truly is,” seethes from the Broken-Winged Crane’s lips. If looks could penetrate locker room walls and kill, well--
Tonight would be a ruled a No Contest.
“Jade Moxie.. you may come to the ring now, so that you may begin dictating the last page of your story to me in screams for mercy.”
And with that, the mic crashes to the mat with a thick pop and crackle.
Alexander Corvis: Wow… Intense stuff from motherXmalice here tonight before we’ve even started! Definitely sending a message with that!
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
Miwa looks out as DAHLIA has vacated the ring. Miwa watches the ref slide in the ring as she fully expects her night to start now, a smirk growing on her face as DAHLIA watches over her from the outside.
Patricia Downs: Already in the ring tonight… Being accompanied by DAHLIA… The Broken-Winged Crane… Miwa Iizuka!
The guitar riff starts in as the front entrance lights up with blue lights, steam and fog pouring around the stage. As the beginning lyrics start up, Jade rushes out to the entrance as pyro goes off, lifting her fist into the air before walking down the ramp, a grin on her face. She walks the outside of the ring, greeting the fans before crawling into the ring and running to the turnbuckle and spreading her arms wide
Patricia Downs: And her opponent tonight… Being accompanied by one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Jade Moxie!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and Jade and Miwa rapidly circle each other in the centre of the ring for a moment before tying up! The fans are loud for this encounter as Jade quickly twists around and wrenches back on the arm of Miwa! Jade tries to force Miwa to the mat by her arm but Miwa counters it into a wristlock that she turns into a hammerlock! Jade gets out of it and boots Miwa in the midsection! Miwa tries for an armdrag but Jade cartwheels out of it! Jade comes back with a strike but Miwa pushes her head down and leapfrogs Jade! Jade turns around right into a thrust kick from Miwa! Jade falls against the ropes and Miwa springs her off! Jade bounces off and Miwa catches her with a running drop-kick to the chest as the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: Here we go! motherXmalice have impressed over and over again since coming to EHWF and last week they took down The Brothers of Balance in a big win to become the number one contenders! Now Jade and Miwa are going it right now with fast paced action!
Maddie Murdock: Miwa with some big moves there, not slowing down and she has a lot to prove here tonight! Jade with a very early advantage but now Miwa has put a stop to that and she’s all over Jade right now!
Miwa picks Jade up and snaps her on the mat hard with a snapmare! Miwa gets her knee in Jade’s back for that butterfly submission as the fans go wild but the flexible Jade gets her leg up behind her and kicks Miwa in the head! Miwa stumbles back and Jade jumps up with a dropkick! Jade bounces off of the ropes and hits Miwa with a running hurricanrana sending the fans NUTS! Jade tries to claw control now as she springs off of the middle then top ropes and cracks Miwa with a springboard dropkick to the chest! Miwa is down and the fans go NUTS as Jade gets up and yells to hype herself and the crowd up! Zoe shouts encouragement but DAHLIA doesn’t look happy at all!
Alexander Corvis: These two are REALLY going at it! Future Shock and motherXmalice have never met in tag team action before but Jade and Miwa are putting on an amazing contest here right now! That huge dropkick just rocked Miwa!
Maddie Murdock: Miwa got hit with a bombardment from Jade there and she finished with that dropkick which may have put Jade back in the lead! DAHLIA is on the outside looking very pissed off!
Jade grabs Miwa and hammers forearms down on her back as hard as she can! Jade whips Miwa into the corner and follows up for a corner running move but Miwa jumps up and Jade runs into her boot! Miwa springs off of the middle ropes and hits Jade with a flying crossbody! Both women are up! They tie up and Miwa hits Jade with a karate style flip on the mat then grabs her arm and wrenches it as she stands up! They get up and Miwa transitions into a standing armbar but Jade pulls Miwa into a knee! Jade shoves Miwa into the ropes and then hoists Miwa up on her back, looking to end it! Miwa struggles and thrashes around on Jade’s back and starts elbowing her in the side of the head! Miwa gets off of Jade’s back and shoves her into the ropes! Jade bounces back and Miwa plants Jade with a big flapjack! Miwa gets big impact and covers as the fans are on their feet!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Jade and Miwa again all over each other with Jade risking a lot there but Miwa comes away with those brutal holds and then with a big slam right down on the mat earns her a near fall!
Maddie Murdock: She needs to do more than earn a near fall if she wants to capture the tag team championships with DAHLIA next week! If Miwa can’t get the job done tonight then that’s not going to bode well for their chances against Future Shock next week!
Miwa picks Jade up and hoists her but but Jade rolls off of her arm and gets behind her as she gets her in a waistlock! Jade hoists Miwa up! Miwa elbows Jade in the face and gets out of her grasp! Miwa handsprings into the ropes then flips back and hits Jade with a springboard elbow straight to the head! Miwa grabs Jade’s leg and lifts her up but Jade pushes off of Miwa, midair and then cracks her with Point Taken (Empire Elbow)! The fans GO NUTS! Miwa is down on her hands and knees and Jade goes to bounce off of the ropes but DAHLIA grabs Jade’s leg and trips her up! Jade hits the mat! The fans boo but the ref doesn’t get a chance to act as Zoe leaps off of the steel steps for a crossbody on DAHLIA! DAHLIA easily catches Zoe McDraven midair and holds her up!
Alexander Corvis: What!? Jade started to take back the lead! DAHLIA blatantly reaching in the ring and tripping up Jade to save Miwa! Zoe McDraven attempts to take DAHLIA out of the picture but DAHLIA has just caught Zoe and now Zoe is in trouble!
Maddie Murdock: Zoe might be finished here! Jade isn’t gonna let that happen though! WATCH IT!
Zoe is in shock as DAHLIA holds her up but Jade gets up and hits DAHLIA with a baseball slide! Zoe is freed from DAHLIA’s grasp and rolls outta there! Jade glides back in but Miwa is waiting and takes Jade out with a Superkick off of the distraction! Jade is down and Miwa hooks both legs as DAHLIA smirks on the outside!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Broken-Winged Crane… Miwa Iizuka!
Alexander Corvis: Miwa Iizuka does it! She picks up a massive win for motherXmalice here tonight and now these two teams will go at it next week with the titles on the line! DAHLIA integral to the win there and the fans don’t like it!!
Maddie Murdock: Uh oh! DAHLIA is getting in the ring and this might be lights out for Jade here!
The fans boo as DAHLIA gets in the ring! Miwa stomps on Jade’s back and picks her up then whips her to DAHLIA who easily scoops her up on her shoulder! DAHLIA holds Jade up on her shoulder but Zoe jumps up on the apron and grabs Jade’s legs! Zoe pulls Jade off of DAHLIA and through the ropes to the outside, saving her!
Alexander Corvis: Zoe McDraven acting quickly there and saving Jade Moxie from a certain beatdown! Future Shock might have lost tonight but they live to fight another day! motherXmalice, not happy with Zoe making the save!
Maddie Murdock: Don’t forget, Zoe still has to compete in the main event tonight!
Zoe helps Jade back up the ramp as Miwa and DAHLIA look out at Future Shock backing up! Zoe points out and holds up the EHWF World Tag Team Championship belts. DAHLIA folds her arms up and shakes her head as Miwa stands on the bottom ropes and points out at them, yelling before we fade out from the scene.
The camera opens on a pulpit, seemingly situated in a church, or at the very least, a nicer setup than the plain brick wall Remi Skyfire is usually standing in front of. The lectern is mahogany and cedar, with intricate designs carved on the wood surface, then polished to a gleaming shine. Behind it stands Remi Skyfire wearing a pair of brown square-toed boots, jeans with more holes than material, a brown leather belt with a brass skull and bones buckle, a white camisole under an unbuttoned maroon dress shirt, and a worn brown leather coat. Her mirrored aviators sit just beneath the brim of a John Bull-style brown top hat with hawk or turkey feathers in the brim. The lights gleam in the lens of her glasses nearly as bright as her smile.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the pulpit, I’m your leader tonight, Sister Skyfire, and I’m here to bring you the good news! Redemption is upon us, ladies and gentlemen, it’ll not be long now at all until the EHWF Global Championship has been torn away from Ana Somnia’s cold clutches. It’s going to be a bad stretch for Ana, first losing her significant other, then losing her title, but that’s how it goes sometimes. Sometimes the Universe takes away so we can truly appreciate what we have.
Remi leans forward on the wood lectern in front of her, creaking it slightly.
Oh, but I can hear you now, “Remi, Ana is the best wrestler ever. She’s got a quad bike, six pack abs, AND a Nintendo 64. How can you ever hope to compete with her? That’s a good point, but it’s like I said from the beginning, balls and brawn. Ana thinks she’s this big, bad bully who can dominate and push the company in whatever direction she wants, thinks she can come out and talk down to me like I should be grateful she even remembers my name. Sis, you can go fuck yourself right off. I don’t need your approval, don’t want it, and as a matter of fact, the only thing I want from her I’m going to take.
She motions with her right fist like she’s clutching something from the air and holding it tightly to her chest.
So, let’s talk about that for a bit, yeah? See, I’ve not mentioned the title much, and don’t get me wrong, it’s not because I don’t want it. I very, very much want to be champion. I just want to knock Ana Somnia down a few pegs too. Luckily, I get to do both. She’s bad for this company, shit, she’s bad for the sport. People like her use and use and don’t take into consideration at all the fact that they’re withering the vine, so to speak. Holding everyone down by pushing themselves up. That’s not what a champion does, or shouldn’t be. A champion tests themselves and the roster night in and night out, pushing the boundary further and further and they don’t talk down to people to build themselves up. You wanna fight me, then fuckin’ let’s dance, but don’t pretend you’re so far above everyone else that you’re doing me a favor. You ain’t nothing more than a scared bully clutching on to her increasingly fleeting possessions. Ana Somnia isn’t great so much as she is loud, and you know that sayin’ about how if you have to tell someone how great you are, you’re probably not shit?
Skyfire barks a humorless smile and leans back, arms gripping the edges of the podium lightly.
Let me tell you something, and right now I’m done talking to Ana Somnia. I'm not going to waste too much air on her, she’s not going to listen anyway. Nah, right now I’m talking to EHWF. I’m talking to the locker room, the fans, and everyone in between. Something isn’t right in this company, for too long it’s been represented by someone who thinks that they’re the centerpiece of the show, that they deserve all the accolades and credit, and that they’re the reason the lights are on. In other words: Cancer. Now, I’m not sayin’ I’m the only one who can do it, but I’m the one who’s up at bat next. I've busted my ass night in and night out in that ring proving just exactly what I am, what I’m capable of, and what my intentions are. Since I’ve been in this company the Global Champion has, what? Lost a significant other, talked about how great she is, and won some tag matches? Cool sis, but that’s the kind of lame-duck champion this company doesn’t need.
Finally, she leans forward again, this time pointing in the camera.
This company needs a shot in the arm, a hand up, and I’m just the woman to do it. I’m Remi Skyfire, I’m the Blackheart and Ana? The End Times are comin’.
We fade out from the scene back to the action…
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF Showtime Championship!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring… The Challenger… He is the Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent tonight… He is the EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING
The fans are going wild as Conner comes in to lock up with the big back but he fakes it and gets behind Lord Raab instead and gets him around the waist! Conner starts clubbing Lord Raab in the back but Raab shoves him off of him! Conner boots Lord Raab in the gut! Lord Raab with a big right hand then another then a huge uppercut! Conner hits the ropes and stumbles back into a big boot from Lord Raab and the fans go wild! Conner gets to his hands and knees as he holds his bleeding mouth and the fans are cheering! Lord Raab grabs Conner by his hair and picks him up before tossing him into the corner! Lord Raab runs up but Creed grabs the ropes and jumps up as Lord Raab runs into his boot! Conner Creed runs up and starts bashing Lord Raab in the head with big rights and lefts! Lord Raab covers up as Creed goes nuts with punches! Creed boots Lord Raab in the gut and goes for a DDT but Lord Raab with great strength counter and lifts Creed up and plants him with an inverted suplex!
Alexander Corvis: Creed doing his best to take it to the big man here tonight but Lord Raab crushes Conner Creed there! Lord Raab with those huge shots to open this one and Creed looks like he’s out of it!
Maddie Murdock: Creed needs to stay on his toes. Stephen Sebastian is technically entitled to a rematch for the Showtime Championship. Stephen and Brandon Bash want to take Creed out, they’ve been trying for almost 2 months now! If Creed wants to make an impact and prove himself back in EHWF then he needs to win tonight!
Lord Raab picks Creed up and whips him into the corner hard! Creed holds his back in pain but Lord Raab runs up and leaps on his with a big corner splash! Creed’s eyes are wide as he takes the weight of Lord Raab hard! Lord Raab grabs Creed around the neck and he wants The Chokinator but Creed boots Raab in the damn gut and then punches him in the face! Another fist fight breaks out! They trade lefts and rights! Lefts and rights! Creed with another boot to the gut as he hooks Lord Raab’s arms and plants him with an underhook DDT straight on the mat! Creed wipes the blood from his lips as he takes a moment! Creed signals for the end as he gets to the corner! Lord Raab gets up and the fans go NUTS as Creed runs up for his Clothesline From Hell but Lord Raab catches him around the neck with his huge hand! Lord Raab goes for Chokinator to counter but Creed pushes off of him midair and gets behind him then takes Lord Raab out with a chop block to the back of the leg!
Alexander Corvis: Creed trying his hardest to take Lord Raab out there as Raab just wants to try and finish this with Chokinator there! Creed with that evasion and that chop block takes Raab down!
Maddie Murdock: Looks like Conner Creed is bleeding from those big shots! That’s not good for Creed! Raab is going to get the upper hand now.
Creed gets frustrated and starts raging as he gets on top of Lord Raab and starts beating him with a ground and pound of right and left hands! Lord Raab tosses Creed off of him! Both men get up! Creed with a big boot to the face and Lord Raab stumbles backwards! Creed bounces off of the ropes with the run up but Lord Raab ducks and plants Creed with a massive spinebuster as the fans go WILD! Lord Raab hooks both legs as he makes the cover!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Oof! Huge spinebuster almost puts Conner Creed away! Conner Creed is not in good shape after that one! His back is busted and now he’s bleeding even worse from his nose and mouth! Lord Raab might have this one won!
Maddie Murdock: Both men are no strangers to the EHWF Showtime Championship but if Raab could win it again after all these years, that would be huge!
Lord Raab picks Conner Creed up and hits him with a mighty headbutt! Creed falls into the ropes but bounces right back and hits Lord Raab with a diving shoulder, block! Creed takes Lord Raab down and the fans go WILD! Lord Raab is up but bent over and Creed comes off of the ropes to strike Lord Raab right in the side of the skull with a running knee! Lord Raab stumbles into the corner in a rage and in pain! Conner Creed hoists Lord Raab up for the body drop but he can’t get it and Lord Raab cracks Creed with another big uppercut! The fans are loud! Lord Raab hoists Creed up on his back but Creed slides off and rakes his back! Lord Raab yells in pain and Creed spins Lord Raab around and boots him in the gut then slings his arm over and plants him with a huge suplex! The fans are going nuts right now! Creed is bleeding pretty bad from his mouth but he forces himself up and calls for the end!
Alexander Corvis: Creed is bleeding badly but he’s back up and he’s a fighting champion and now he’s calling for the end with his Clothesline From Hell!
Maddie Murdock: He needs to make it quick though because he’s bleeding all down his face and he looks like he’s exhausted after fighting off The Masked German Monster! Can Creed hit it here?!
Creed needs to take a minute. He’s bleeding and dizzy. Lord Raab is up and Creed wants Clothesline From Hell but he took too long and Lord Raab takes Creed out with a big boot! Creed hits the mat and yells in pain! He’s bleeding from his mouth and now also his nose and it appears as if Creed’s shoulder is in pain! Lord Raab grabs Creed and rips the back of his tank top open and then plants a massive palm on his back! We see the hand print on Creed’s back as he yells in pain, forced to his knees! Lord Raab grabs Creed by the jaw and smacks him with a wild right hand! Creed falls in the corner! Raab runs up but Creed jumps up and Raab runs right into his boot! Raab stumbles around and Creed dashes up and hits Raab with a swinging neckbreaker as the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: Lord Raab staying alive! Creed coming back in a rage and desperately takes Raab out with that neckbreaker! Could have been lights out there for Creed but Creed has made something out of nothing just there!
Maddie Murdock: Creed is up now and Raab is back down! Creed needs to take advantage of what he just built there or Raab is gonna get back up and punish him!
Creed wipes the blood from his face again and makes his way to the corner. He yells out and finally calls for Clothesline From Hell once again! Lord Raab is up! Creed goes for it but Lord Raab ducks it! Creed comes back but Lord Raab hits Creed with a right hand then another then another then another then a big uppercut! Creed hits the ropes! Lord Raab with the big boot but Creed ducks it and bounces off of the ropes! Lord Raab gives chase but Creed takes Lord Raab out with Clothesline From Hell off of the rebound! The fans go NUTS and Creed covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
Alexander Corvis: Conner Creed does it! Creed retains and he’s still on his roll here in EHWF! Creed with another big win here tonight and it wasn’t easy! What a battle that was! Creed retains!
Maddie Murdock: Creed retains tonight but his night isn’t over yet!
Brandon Bash interrupts Conner Creed’s music and comes out to the stage as the fans boo! Creed looks around for Stephen. He’s nowhere to be found! Creed holds the EHWF Showtime Championship up in the ring and points out to a smirking Bash! Creed turns around and Stephen Sebastian is in the ring! Stephen LEVELS Conner Creed with a huge SPEAR!
Alexander Corvis: The CPO are out here! Stephen Sebastian is out here and he just CRUSHED Conner Creed with that spear! That’s brutal!
Maddie Murdock: This beast just took out Conner Creed yet again and now he wants revenge and he wants blood!
Stephen Sebastian starts stomping out Creed! The fans are booing as Stephen hoists Creed up and slams him down to the mat hard! Lord Raab gets up and Stephen hoists him up on his back for Rise of the Godhand as the fans get loud! Emilio Gonzalos appears out of nowhere and climbs in the ring! Before Stephen can hit it, Emilio runs into both huge men, Raab and Sebastian and takes them down with a HUGE impact and thud as they all go down!
Alexander Corvis: Shit! Stephen Sebastian out here first and now Emilio Gonzalos is out here as well and he just took everyone out! Emilio Gonzalos clearly not over last week either as we got 4 guys in the ring now!
Maddie Murdock: Damn, could you find any more dangerous guys then the 4 in the ring now!!
Stephen gets up and quickly takes Emilio down! Creed is up but he’s really hurt and bleeding! Creed runs up to go for Clothesline From Hell but Stephen is faster and spins for his Berserker Lariat! Creed is able to back up and roll out of the ring just inches away from getting his head taken off! The fans are going CRAZY!
Alexander Corvis: Creed 2 seconds from getting his head taken off but Stephen Sebastian there!
Maddie Murdock: But he lives to fight another day!
They stare each other down! Emilio is back up but Stephen Sebastian takes him right back down with the huge Berserker Lariat! The fans go NUTS at Stephen Sebastian points out at Creed who is on the ramp. Sebastian rages and tells Creed that he’s NEXT! Creed smirks and holds up the EHWF Showtime Championship belt and taunts a pissed off Stephen Sebastian as we fade out from the scene
The theme hits and stepping out onto the stage is Vanity Reign. She stands up there for a moment to take in the crowd and their mixed reaction. She's brand new to the EHWF Universe so it's kind of hard to read her. Though, she seems to be quite pleased with the fact that nobody's really boo-ing. It's just a few straggling cheers perhaps for how badass she looks in her suit than anything else.
Vanity grins and starts down the ramp. She's pretty focused on where she's headed but she does take a moment to reach out and touch the hands of some EHWF Fans that are along the path. She takes the steps up and ducks between the ropes and into the ring. She grabs a microphone from stagehand and heads to the center of the ring. Her music fades and she brings the microphone up to her lips.
Vanity Reign: Wow. Wow, thank you guys. Seriously. I appreciate this.
Vanity takes in the crowd for a moment.
Vanity Reign: How's it going, College Park?!
That definitely gets a pop from the crowd. Love that Hometown Spirit.
Vanity Reign: Listen, I'm sure a lot of people got a chance to see me arrive at Annihilation.
There's a few pops for that because it was quite the badass entrance.
Vanity Reign: But I wanted to take a moment to actually come out here and introduce myself to all of you. To every one of the EHWF Fans that paid their hard-earned money to be here tonight!
Another pop. She is definitely milking this.
Vanity Reign: My name is Vanity Reign and I am YOUR Chaos Co-Assistant General Manager! That means I'm here for YOU! I'm going to help make EHWF's newest brand the best damn brand you all have ever seen! We're going to take EHWF to all new heights and we're going to do it together!
Now she's really getting over because the crowd is feeling this. Her enthusiasm and her love and loyalty to them is infectious.
Vanity Reign: And because I'm here, tonight, in the sold out Xfinity Center, I say we start... right now!
The crowd absolutely explodes at this idea. Vanity Reign is really out here to make some moves and it doesn't look like she's going to even ask permission.
Vanity Reign: Tonight, we're going to see two of the biggest titans in this industry go head to head in a Last Man Sta--
Vanity's interrupted by the very specific entrance music that belongs to a certain individual that's strutting out onto the stage right now and that individual is Remington Ivory Prescott. He stands at the top of the ramp, center stage, with a microphone in hand and the EHWF Extreme Championship slung over the shoulder of his ffa4f5 suit.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on just a minute there, /Vanity/.
The crowd is already booing this man. As they should.
Remington Ivory Prescott: I don't think these idiots here in this dumpster state of Maryland actually give a damn about whatever it is you were about to say. So why don't you just take your cute little ass back to your office, signs some paychecks, and leave the this...
Remington Ivory Prescott motions around the arena with his hand.
Remington Ivory Prescott: To the professionals.
The crowd boos as Remington Ivory Prescott starts to make his way down the ramp and toward the ring. Vanity just keeps staring him down as he walks and talks.
Remington Ivory Prescott: I mean, it's obvious who these poor people have spent their grocery money to come see. And that's me. Remington Ivory Prescott teaming up with that one blonde Russian chick with the so-so rack. I forget her name.
Remington Ivory Prescott walks the steps at the ring and climbs through those ropes.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Whatever. All that really matters is that I, Remington Ivory Prescott, will be Main Eventing tonight's Chaos.
Remington Ivory Prescott meets up with Vanity Reign in the center of the ring.
Remington Ivory Prescott: And I'm the only Titan in this Industry that anyone cares about. So do me and all of these deadbeats out there a huge favor and...
Remington Ivory Prescott leans in nice and close.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Get out of my ring.
Finally, Remington lowers his microphone to give Vanity a chance to do exactly that. Vanity looks at him and Remington just raises a hand up to start a patronizing wave. It looks like Vanity's about to say something but she concedes and turns to head toward the ropes.
The crowd doesn't like this one bit and show their displeasure through whining and booing. Vanity's about to climb out of the ropes when...
Remington Ivory Prescott: Wait a second, Vanity, before you go, I'm going to need you to be around next Chaos so like don't get pregnant or anything between now and then, okay? We're going to have to talk about me being EHWF's First Ever and Longest Reigning Extreme Champion. Cool? Cool. Thanks, you can go now.
Vanity Reign looks stunned for a moment but Remington Ivory Prescott is already moving on to address the crowd.
Remington Ivory Prescott: So, as I came out here to say, you idiots are going to get way more of me than you're worth because starting next week on Chaos, in a town I hope to god is better than this one, I will be debuting my new show right here in This Very Ring! The inaugural episode of MONEY TALKS!
There's so much booing that Remington Ivory Prescott just seems to bask in. As he basks, Remington turns to see Vanity still standing in the ring.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Uh, what're you still doing here? I thought I told you, you could go.
Vanity Reign: And I'm telling you that this is not your ring. It's not mine. It's theirs!
Vanity points out at the crowd and they pop as Vanity stands up for them.
Vanity Reign: Remington-- oh, I'm sorry, Lesser Remington...
The crowd pops for that shout out to Remi Skyfire. Remington just rolls his eyes.
Vanity Reign: Let me remind you of something here tonight in College Park. And that's that /I/ am the Co-Assistant General Manager of Chaos. As much as you'd like to believe otherwise, that makes this... my show.
Oh the crowd is starting to feel it as Vanity exerts her dominance.
Vanity Reign: And that means, as long as you're on THIS brand, that means you work for me.
Remington doesn't look too happy about these words.
Vanity Reign: But even I'm not immune to the hierarchy. So let's see, you work for me so I guess that means that I work for...
Vanity grins as she looks up and out at the crowd.
Vanity Reign: Them.
The crowd EXPLODES with cheers for their new favorite Co-Assistant General Manager.
Vanity Reign: And right now, I think each and every one of these good people want to see you defend that Extreme Championship. Right here. Tonight.
The crowd is going crazy at this point and Remington starts to look a little shook but that feeds into his smirk as he raises the microphone up to his lips.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Well, Assistant GM. I'm afraid I'm already booked tonight. So it looks like not you or any of these peasants are going to get what you want.
Remington's in full on smug mode at this point.
Vanity Reign: You're right. I can't make you defend that title tonight...
Remington Ivory Prescott: Ha!
Remington starts to strut around the ring in victory.
Vanity Reign: But I can make you do it next Chaos.
Remington stops in mid-strut and turns to look back at Vanity.
Vanity Reign: And you know, since you are the only Titan of Industry, your words not mine, how about we see just how Titanic you are... in a Handicap Match.
Remington is livid but the crowd is on cloud damn nine at this news!
Vanity Reign: That's right, Mr. Prescott. I'm booking you in a Handicap Extreme Championship Title Defense against not one, but two, brand new Chaos prospects that were going to debut tonight. Xandra Lennox? Leviathan Bancroft? Would you mind coming out here please?
It's at this moment that two massive performers come walking out onto the stage. Leviathan Bancroft is all muscle and slicked back ponytail with a smug arrogance and visible mean streak on his face. Standing next to him is Xandra Lennox, she also is all muscle and shares the same visible mean streak that's written all over her face. The two of them crack their knuckles as they look ready to destroy Remington Ivory Prescott.
Vanity Reign: How about it? You two up for taking on the Extreme Champion on the next Chaos?
Remington's stomping around the ring in anger at this point while Leviathan and Xandra just look at each other and bump their fists together. The crowd goes absolutely mad.
Vanity Reign: Buck up, Champ. You got this.
Remington has to actually calm down enough to respond.
Remington Ivory Prescott: You know what? Fine. But if I retain, you gotta' come on Money Talks and--
Vanity Reign smirks as she interrupts him.
Vanity Reign: If you retain, I'll give you whatever you want.
Vanity Reign rolls her eyes and drops the microphone as she climbs out of the ring. Remington Ivory Prescott watches as she leaves with Xandra and Leviathan. He's still seething as we cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Patricia Downs: First up… Making his way to the ring… HardKore… Brian Phillips!
Kickstart My Heart kicks in and Remi's arrival to the stage comes in a casual strut even if her head is bopping to the beat of her theme. She takes a moment to drink in the arena's scene while the music courses through her body. Soon enough, she can't help herself and she's jamming out and grooving with the Motley Cru all over the stage. She's tossing horns up and randomly air guitaring down the ramp and toward the ring, even stopping for the occasional fan's invisible microphone to sing out with her theme.
At the ring, Remi hops up onto the apron and turns around to throw her hands up to the crowd. She ducks inside and climbs up each of the top turnbuckles, throwing up rocker horns and screaming the lyrics out at the crowd. Once done, she backs herself into one of the corners, leans back, pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her top and pops it into her mouth with a thotty wink into the nearest camera.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent tonight… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
DING DING DING
The fans are going wild as the bell sounds but again, Remi Skyfire shows her incredibly impressive speed as she explodes off and levels Brian Phillips with a massive spear! The fans all jump to their feet and the sounds of their cheers are deafening as Brian is embedded into the canvas off of Remi’s spear! Remi gets up and gets the fans going louder and louder as Brian rolls around on the mat as he holds his torso! Remi isn’t gonna let the hardcore veteran recover and she grabs him from the mat and plants him with a huge German Suplex across the ring!
Alexander Corvis: Remi Skyfire needs this win here tonight and it needs to be impressive! She’s on a collision course with Ana Somnia and needs as much momentum as she can get! Remi is strong and dynamic, we know that but witnessing her speed is truly something else and she damn near hit Brian Phillips with such speed and force to open this one!
Maddie Murdock: She’s impressive, yeah but I don’t know if this so-called Blackheart has what it take to take down Ana Somnia, even though she seems to have a lot to say it seems…
Remi is off to a great start and this is exactly what she needs! The fans are all going wild for her and she signals around her waist that she’s going to be the EHWF Global Champion. Remi nods and points at the camera before grabs Brian Phillips and tossing him into the corner hard! Remi runs up but Brian counters her with a back elbow to her head! She stumbles out and Brian comes forward with his pattered punch combo which blasts Remi into the ropes! Brian runs up with a clothesline but Remi ducks it! Remi hoists Brian up and swings him around with a spinning cradle slam on the mat! Brian gets up to a knee but Remi starts hitting him with rapid fire shoot kicks and there’s no way he can keep up with her speed as the fans watch in shock at the speed and force of her kicks that devastate Brian! Brian hits the mat and lies there for a moment!
Alexander Corvis: Brian Phillips just can’t contend with Remi Skyfire here tonight! Remi is doing everything right and everything she needs to right now but the speed and impact of those kicks right now are ridiculous! This girl is a freaking weapon!
Maddie Murdock: Brian Phillips looked like he was going to mount a comeback there but Remi Skyfire is making quick work and mince meat out of the HardKore one right now!
As Brian tries to get up, Remi brings him into a knee and then hits him with Skyline (Irish Whip + Blindside Lariat)! The fans go CRAZY as Brian’s nose is busted open and he falls into the corner! Brian is in the corner, his head down and his arms on the turnbuckle pad as he breathes heavily! Remi raises her arms and sprints off in a blur of speed as she leaps up and drives her knees into Brian’s back with her Thotgun (Elijah Express)! We hear the massive crush echo throughout the arena and the fans go crazy! Brian has two massive marks on his back as he screams out in pure pain and the fans cheer! He stumbles out of the corner, unable to recover as Remi rolls him up on the mat, making quick work of him!
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
Alexander Corvis: That didn’t take Remi long at all and that’s just what she needed! An impressive and dominant win and a rush of momentum before she goes head to head with Ana Somnia for the Global Championship!
Maddie Murdock: No doubt that Ana Somnia was watching that whole thing! Ana has still been confident this whole time but I wonder what she’ll have to say about what we just saw and about her upcoming encounter with Remi Skyfire next week?
Remi Skyfire raises her arms as the fans GO WILD for her! Remi’s music hits and she helps Brian Phillips up and sits him in the corner before she goes over and stands on the turnbuckle. Remi put on a dominant display as she points out at the entrance and gestures around her waist that she’s going to capture the EHWF Global Championship! The fans cheer for Remi as we cut backstage.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is a mixed tag team match and it’s set for one single fall!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain, wearing his blue and black facepaint with his black and blue gear along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the back of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder. Also has a penguin, walrus and a polar bear stitching on the left-hand side of his chest, stating Stop Climate Change.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to finally start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Ice Man… Konrad Raab!
Soft ffa4f5 lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his partner tonight… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
The TRXSH GACY Remix of "The Red Capes Are Coming" by Junkie XL & Hans Zimmer fades in as the lights in the arena dim. The voice of Remington Ivory Prescott comes in.
"What's my superpower?"
A money green spotlight shines down upon the stage where we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott standing tall and proud in the center of the stage. The green light bounces off the diamond ring that's prominently displayed on his pinky. Adora Kincaid steps out right behind him.
"I'm rich."
As the lights come back up, he holds his hands up to embrace the love or the hate as hundred dollar bills rain down from above him. Remington Ivory Prescott brushes his shoulders off with a smug arrogance.
With an arrogant stride, Remington Ivory Prescott his way down the ramp, ignoring any of the cheering or jeering fans. His attention is focused on the ring and he takes his sweet time climbing the steps and walking down the apron. He ducks under the ropes and goes to stand in the center of the ring where he basks in whatever attention comes from the crowd.
Eventually, Remington Ivory Prescott backs into a corner of the ring, pulling off his scarf to hand to Adora Kincaid as he settles in for this match.
Patricia Downs: And now… Their opponents… First… He is the EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Patricia Downs: And his partner tonight… She is the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and RIP isn’t going to argue with Ana about starting. Ana and Zoe circle each other and trash talk each other for a moment as the fans go crazy! Zoe wants to impress and back up her words here tonight. They tie up! Zoe gets Ana around the waist but Ana easily grabs Zoe by the hair and tosses her across the mat with amazing power! The fans get loud! Ana grabs Zoe and hits her with a right hand that forces her into the corner! Ana runs up but Zoe hits her with an elbow! Ana again run at Zoe but Zoe jumps up and Ana runs into her boot! Zoe is defiant and the fans love it! Zoe gets to the middle ropes and leaps off, landing on Ana! Both women get up and Ana catches Zoe with a quick strike and then a right hand! Zoe comes back and snaps a kick into Ana’s ribs! Ana takes Zoe down with a lariat!
Alexander Corvis: Ana Somnia with a lot on her mind tonight clearly after we heard her say everything she just said about Remi Skyfire before! This is truly going to be an amazing match between Ana and Remi - this may be Ana’s greatest opponent in EHWF yet!
Maddie Murdock: Remi Skyfire is good, she’s on fire, she’s strong, fast and talented but Ana Somnia says it’s just not enough to contend with her and I have to completely agree!
Alexander Corvis: Zoe McDraven on the other hand says that she calls the winner of Remi and Ana but right now Ana is PUNISHING Zoe McDraven in the ring! Ana really taking it to her right now!
Maddie Murdock: Looks like Zoe is targeting the ribs of Ana, same strategy she did last week! Ana must still be feeling the effects because it’s pissing her off!
Zoe gets picked up but she slaps Ana away and focuses on Ana’s ribs again with another kick to them! Zoe grabs Ana and starts punching her in the ribs but Ana hugs Zoe and plants her with a belly to belly! Zoe is back up and Ana tosses her around like a rag doll with a German Suplex and the fans are going wild! RIP smirks in the corner and Konrad calls for the tag but Ana hoists Zoe back up for another German Suplex! Zoe grabs the ropes and prevents it and hits Ana with a back elbow to the face! Zoe snaps a kick into Ana’s ribs! She snaps another and another and another! Ana is finally taken aback! Zoe flips Ana off and dropkicks Ana to the mat as the fans go WILD! Ana wasn’t expecting it! Zoe springs to the top rope and when Ana gets up, she leaps off in the air! Ana with amazing power catches Zoe midair with ease! Zoe is in shock! Ana presses Zoe overhead and plummets her down with an overhead press slam on the mat! Zoe yells in pain and Ana insults her down on the mat!
Alexander Corvis: Ana Somnia is beating the shit out of Zoe McDraven right now but Zoe is taking no shit and she’s proving to be a lot more annoying and dangerous than Ana anticipated!
Maddie Murdock: Zoe may be getting in a bit of offense but Ana is completely dominating her right now! How does Zoe expect to take on the winner of Ana/Remi if this is how they treat her in the ring?
Ana grabs Zoe by the neck and lifts her up. Zoe flips Ana off and Ana headbutts the shit out of her as Zoe falls into the corner! The fans boo Ana as she taunts Zoe! Ana runs up but Zoe bursts out and slides through Ana’s legs then dive tags Konrad Raab into the match! The fans go wild! Konrad comes in and ducks Ana then strikes her in the face with a quick boxing combo! He turns Ana around and goes for a German Suplex but Ana breaks his grasp and snaps a MMA style knee into his midsection! Ana hoists Konrad up on her back and slings him off with authority! The fans shrill at the impact! Ana grabs his arm and gets him back up as she gets him in a chicken wing hold which he reverses into a step through hammerlock from behind! Ana twists out of it and gets Konrad back up on her back! Konrad gets off and hits Ana with unexpected body blows and shots to the ribs. We zoom in and see that Ana’s ribs are bruised and damaged!
Alexander Corvis: Zoe desperate and she’s done damage to those ribs but gets the tag in to Konrad! Konrad getting in some body blows and Ana’s ribs and sides are all bruised up! Last thing she wants and all that’s done is piss her off!
Maddie Murdock: Konrad wants RIP, not Ana! RIP ruined his chances of becoming number one contender for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships and Konrad wants to make RIP pay!
Konrad grabs Ana from behind and goes for Frozen Pin but Ana rolls right off his back in a show of athletic ability! Ana snaps a roundhouse kick right into Konrad’s head and he falls into the corner! Ana looks at her ribs and her rage grows. She doesn’t want to tag in RIP but he calls for it and tries to reason with Ana. RIP gets the tag and he wants to finish what he started with Konrad! RIP runs to the corner and starts stomping the hurt Konrad out! The corner stomps continue until the ref comes over and gets to a count of 4! RIP smirks and insults Konrad as he snapmares him out of the damn corner then bounces off of the ropes and punts him right in the back! The fans boo and RIP takes it all in! RIP with a knee lift then transitions it into a Dragon Suplex and the teaming of Konrad/Zoe is suddenly behind and not doing well at all! RIP gets up and rages as he stomps Konrad out on the mat, further abusing him as the ref pulls him off of Konrad!
Alexander Corvis: Not looking good for Konrad and Zoe as RIP gets the tag in and starts taking it to Konrad after Ana beat him up! RIP is brash, rude and ruthless and now he’s being a complete asshole and a complete bully!
Maddie Murdock: Konrad said he wanted to get his hands on RIP tonight but RIP is all over him and he freaking punted him in the back there after those vicious stomps on the mat!
Konrad is fucking pissed and out of nowhere, jumps up and takes RIP down from the legs! After the takedown Konrad start beating on RIP with the ground and pound! RIP tries to get out of it but he can’t! They get up but Konrad takes RIP right back down with a lariat! Konrad gets to the apron and springs up on the top rope! He launches off of a flying axe handle but RIP jumps up and boots Konrad in the balls midair! The fans go crazy and Konrad hits the mat in a mess! RIP falls in the corner looking tired and pissed off! Konrad gets to a knee and RIP runs up and crushes him with his You're Fired Headlock Driver! Konrad is down and hurt! RIP with the cover to end this!
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Zoe makes the save!
Alexander Corvis: Konrad mounting a comeback but RIP with You’re Fired almost ends this one! Zoe McDraven makes the save and RIP isn’t happy about that! Konrad stays alive tonight!
Maddie Murdock: What the heck is RIP doing now?!
Zoe makes the save and RIP is PISSED! RIP calls to Adora on the outside who tosses him the Kryptonite ring but the ref sees it and argues with RIP! RIP and the ref get heated and eventually the ref takes it off of RIP! RIP turns around and a desperate Konrad gives RIP a taste of his own medicine with a low blow! It’s clear that ever since last week, things have gotten worse between Konrad and RIP but Konrad resorting to that shows the pure hatred! RIP goes down and Konrad dives over to tag in Zoe but Zoe is ripped from the apron! DAHLIA from the crowd have come from behind and grabbed Zoe! She hits her with a monster right hand then runs up and STEAMROLLS Zoe with a huge body block! The ref sees nothing as he gets rid of the Kryptonite ring on the other side of the ring!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT THE FUCK!? RIP tried to get the Kryptonite ring from Adora! The ref is busy stopping him and DAHLIA just come outta nowhere and LEVELLED Zoe McDraven! Zoe just got fucked up!
Maddie Murdock: DAHLIA perhaps helping out RIP here as well as taking it to her championship opponent for next week! Zoe isn’t getting back up after that one!
The fans are going CRAZY! Zoe is down and out! DAHLIA moves away from the ring to not get caught! RIP who can’t move because of his impacted balls smirks on the mat. Konrad is left hanging! RIP crawls on his knees and tags in Ana Somnia! Konrad turns around and knows he needs to keep fighting but Ana LEVELS him with a spear! Ana Somnia grabs Konrad by the back of the neck and pulls him in! She crushes him with amazing strength as she devastates him with Zver’ Bomb! The fans GO NUTS! Ana wants to finish this but RIP pleads with Ana… He wants one more! One more he almost begs. Ana looks confused and not amused but a smirking RIP pleads from the mat. Ana looks out at the fans and shows off, flexing as she easily hoists Konrad Raab up and plants him again with another MASSIVE Zver’ Bomb that shakes and even moves the entire ring! Ana puts her boot on Konrad’s chest as he’s unresponsive after that!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners tonight… The EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott and… The EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Alexander Corvis: Zoe and Konrad just overwhelmed there! At the end Ana Somnia having no trouble destroying Konrad Raab with an arena shaking final Zver’ Bomb!
Maddie Murdock: Ana with an eye on Remi’s dominant win tonight, no doubt Remi was watching that and taking note as well! Message sent from Ana!
On the outside DAHLIA holds Konrad Raab by his chin and head and Remington Ivory Prescott rubs his EHWF Extreme Championship belt in his face as he berates him and the fans wildly boo him!
Remington Ivory Prescott: You will NEVER see this! You’re SCUM! You will never freaking see this, you understand me!
Alexander Corvis: RIP and Co are taking it to Konrad Raab right now!
Maddie Murdock: And it looks like Ana isn’t done either!!
Ana drags Zoe McDraven back into the ring! Ana hoists Zoe up on her back and slings her off down onto the mat with power and impact as the fans shrill at the force! Zoe is hurt and tries to get to her knees as Ana calls for Hunted! Before Ana can go for it though, the crowd ERUPTS and Remi Skyfire sprints down the ramp, bowling RIP over on her way to the ring!
Alexander Corvis: OH SHIT! IT’S GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT! HERE COMES REMI SKYFIRE!!
Maddie Murdock: RIP just got bowled over by Remi!
The fans go NUTS as Remi makes the save on Zoe and slides in the ring! Ana and Remi start trading massive blows! Punch after punch! Neither women lets up or tries to block! They go hard and the intensity is there as things boil over! They trade punches and eventually Remi ducks one and boots Ana in the chest! RIP smacks the apron and he and DAHLIA slide in the ring! Remi finds herself surrounded as she tilts her head to look behind at the other two!
Alexander Corvis: Not good at all for Remi Skyfire right now!
They lunge at Remi but Remi is a blur of speed and moves before they can react! Remi appears above RIP and swings a huge punch! DAHLIA steps in front and Remi’s fist meets DAHLIA’s! DAHLIA is shocked at Remi’s strength as she’s blown back! Remi clotheslines RIP over the top rope! Ana doesn’t want any friends in this one so she clothesline’s the unsuspecting DAHLIA over the top rope and the fans go NUTS!
Alexander Corvis: OH SHIT! Remi not backing down with all that against her! Ana showing that Remi is her opponent and ONLY her opponent as Ana and Remi clear the ring tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Only so they can fight each other!!
The fans go wild again as Remi and Ana again start trading blows! Ana with a takedown gets Remi on the mat then she start brutalising Remi with hammerfists! Remi headbutts Ana after a few shots and gets on top of Ana with a ground and pound! The fans are the loudest they’ve been all night! Ana throws Remi off of her! They get up! Remi with a lariat but Ana ducks it and collects Remi in the head with a roundhouse! Ana thinks that’s it but Remi stumbles back to her feet and hits Ana with a Push Kick! The fans are going wild! They go to come to blows again but…
Mya Gomez: ENOUGH! I said ENOUGH!
Mya Gomez gets in the ring and in the middle of the two superwomen brawling as 4 or 5 refs also swarm inside the ring to break it up! The fighting stops and Mya controls the situation.
Mya Gomez: You guys aren’t going to fight here! You’re going to fight next week at Sudden Death for the EHWF Global Championship… so save it for then!
Remi and Ana are separated on either sides of the ring. Ana hold the EHWF Global Championship up as the fans roar!
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
Ana Somnia bellows as she holds the belt up, with her and Remi coming face to face again with Mya, refs and now security all standing around them.
Alexander Corvis: Well shit… This escalated quickly and now I can’t WAIT to see these two go at it at Sudden Death! That’s all we have time for tonight and it’s been an AMAZING night! We’ll see you next week! Good night ladies and gentlemen and be safe!!
We see the final image of Ana and Remi face to face before we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gentlemen! We welcome you to Tuesday Night Chaos LIVE here at the Xfinity Centre in front of a packed house of fans ready to go for episode 2 of Chaos after the world was captivated last week from the very first episode of Tuesday Night Chaos! Tonight we have a HUGE night planned after the epic battles we witnessed last week! In scenes that hyped up the world last week, Ana Somnia appears to have a more than formidable challenger in Remi Skyfire hot on her damn heels and the EHWF Global Championship hangs in the balance with this rivalry between these two epic athletes, REALLY heating up now!
Maddie Murdock: Damn right and tonight things are going to heat up even more as both Ana and Remi are in action in their own matches a week before they do battle for the EHWF Global Championship! The main event tonight will see the NEW Extreme Champion team up with Ana Somnia to take on the elite veteran team of Zoe McDraven and Konrad Raab here tonight! Zoe McDraven took a hard loss to Ana and Remi last week but Zoe McDraven is defiant and determined and has announced that she calls the winner of Ana vs. Remi and she wants a title shot! A loss tonight won’t help her at all but she’s teaming with Konrad Raab, the man who had his dreams of finally being tag team champion with his brother dashed last week by Remington Ivory Prescott when RIP helped motherXmalice win their match last week! The Global and Extreme Champions are ready to team tonight to take on their respective rivals in a huge main event!
Alexander Corvis: I can’t wait for that main event but we also get to see Remi Skyfire in action tonight against HardKore Brian Phillips! We’ve seen Remi Skyfire get better and better and stronger and stronger each week but last week she took it to Ana Somnia and went toe to toe with her and shocked the world when she showed she could easily contend with the Goddess of War! Remi desperately needs this last rush of momentum tonight if she wants to have a shot at beating Ana for the Global Championship next week so a loss against the HardKore one is not an option tonight!
Maddie Murdock: That’s going to be huge but the NEW Showtime Champion, Conner Creed shocked everyone last week when he came out on top and defeated Stephen Sebastian and Emilio Gonzalos! Conner is the new champ but that might have been the biggest mistake of his career because not only is Brandon Bash out to get him but now the extreme and ruthless Stephen Sebastian wants to take on Conner Creed for good and finish him off like he’s been trying to for the past couple of months! Tonight, Conner Creed will defend the Showtime Championship against Lord Raab but there is no doubt that Bash and Sebastian won’t be far behind to try and take Creed out and get their revenge and their title back!
Alexander Corvis: And the opener tonight is going to see the motherXmalice and Future Shock rivalry start to build! Miwa and DAHLIA took down The Brothers of Balance last week in a number one contenders match and made a name for themselves! Now that motherXmalice are the number one contenders, they’ll meet Future Shock next week for the tag team championships but coming up next, we’re going to see Miwa go head to head with Jade in an opener that won’t disappoint and will give us an insight into how these two teams will go against each other in their big title match!
Maddie Murdock: I can’t wait Alexander! Lets start the show, already!
The lights go black, then "Machine Gun" by Portishead begins to play. Each round of rapid-fire drum beats triggers a scattershot shower of white beams throughout the arena; each distorted guitar riff fires tiny, shining holes through the otherwise solid black field on the 'tron.
The moment Beth Gibbons' voice begins to waft through the air:
o/~ I saw a saviour
o/~ A saviour come my way
o/~ I thought I'd see it
o/~ In the cold light of day
o/~ But now I realise that I'm
o/~ Only for me
o/~ A saviour come my way
o/~ I thought I'd see it
o/~ In the cold light of day
o/~ But now I realise that I'm
o/~ Only for me
... the lights snap on, revealing the back of a short but powerfully built woman with a patchwork purple, red, and black hooded drape drawn, and a rippling, tattoo and scar-strewn bicep flexing;
And a somewhat taller, leaner woman right in front of her, hunched low with platinum blonde hair hanging like a veil as she bobs from side, an agitated readiness at odd with her long, languid breaths.
o/~ If only I could see
One is DAHLIA, "Hell's Belle" with burning eyes and a penchant for brutality;
o/~ You turn yourself to me
The other is "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka, sadist with a beguiling smile.
o/~ And recognize the poison in my hea~art
One is DAHLIA, "Hell's Belle" with burning eyes and a penchant for brutality;
o/~ You turn yourself to me
The other is "The Broken-Winged Crane" Miwa Iizuka, sadist with a beguiling smile.
o/~ And recognize the poison in my hea~art
As Gibbons' voice stretches, Miwa slaps the ramp and springs up to her full height while DAHLIA snaps around at breakneck speeds, only for the two women's hands to meet in a tight clasp while several streams of violet sparks burst into the air at 45 degree angles to frame them. In perfect time, they draw together to share a brief kiss that ends with DAHLIA turning a cocksure smirk towards one half of the audience and Miwa giving the other a broad smile while her eyes are still hidden. DAHLIA then drapes her arm over Miwa's shoulders; a larger, vertical pyro charge jets up behind the pair as they begin walking to the ring.
Together, they are motherXmalice.
o/~ There is no other place
o/~ No one else I face
o/~ The remedy will agree with how I feel...
o/~ No one else I face
o/~ The remedy will agree with how I feel...
As they make their way down the aisle, DAHLIA eagerly shit-talks, flips birds, and even blows smug kisses towards any fans who provoke her, if only by rooting for their opponent; Miwa, meanwhile, just meets the odd fan with gleaming predator eyes eagerly seeking tender muscles and vulnerable joints.
Also, the occasional middle finger.
Upon reaching the ring, DAHLIA hops to plant her knee on the apron, then straightens and sits on the middle rope to further widen the gap she's opening up for her partner. Right afterwards, Miwa leaps up to the apron, grabs the middle rope, and swings herself through the gap in one fluid stream of motion, leaving DAHLIA to leap over the top rope. Once her feet meet the mat, she stalks directly after Miwa, who is already cutting a direct line towards their corner instead of posing in the center as they normally would.
Miwa adroitly bounds up to the second, then top turnbuckle and DAHLIA sinks back to lounge against the turnbuckles with her arms draped over the ropes. Miwa’s long, leather-clad leg unfurls to dangle over DAHLIA; her head stays bowed.
The release of tension on the cusp of violence that normally comes with motherXmalice’s entrance is gone: lounging against the turnbuckles like a jungle cat at rest, DAHLIA has her arms comfortably draped over the ropes and her eyes low and lidded. Her face is devoid of any expression beyond a vague smile; it might read as unconcerned to the layperson’s eye, but anyone who has ever been on a fighting stage of any shape or kind would recognize it for what it is:
The calm desperately anticipating a storm.
However: it isn’t DAHLIA who has a mic in her hand; it’s the woman sitting on the top turnbuckle with one leg draped over DAHLIA’s broad, rippling shoulder and the other folded atop the rope. Long blonde hair keeps Miwa’s face mostly veiled, as long as she keeps her head tilted down; like DAHLIA, there is an absence of excess motion readily mistaken for disinterest.
“If I understand correctly… our tag team champions, Jade Moxie and Zoe Draven are the best of friends.”
Miwa’s voice is soft and measured; deliberate and even. There is an accent, a subtle but utterly distinctive artifact of the most intensive stretch of her path to fluency: along with hints of the expected, it has the unmistakable touch of Queens, New York-- the city-in-a-city that bore and bred her partner DAHLIA.
“And that…” trails into a careful pause and a terribly slow curl of her lips.
“It’s cute,” the woman with the razor smile decides. “It’s a wonderful story; the kind that I would tell our sweet, sensitive boy before tucking him in with his security stegosaurus. One friend drawing another into a new world, loud and brightly coloured; two friends at each other’s backs through thick and thin, win and loss; two comrades in arms daring to reach for the heavens and snatch down the sun to adorn themselves in gold.”
“Moxie and Draven. Draven and Moxie; inseparable, even when surrounded by hungry eyes and bottomless appetites for blood-spattered treasure,” Miwa gently narrates, left leg swishing lazily against DAHLIA. “Truly lovely.”
“Heart-warming.”
“Inspiring.”
“Perfect for a child still learning to cope with just one nightlight…” is accompanied by a peek of pristine, bone-white fangs just beyond coral-painted lips.
“... but: I would like to tell you a new story, now-- the kind with nebulous beginnings and messy, open endings.”
“A story for adults.”
Miwa leans far enough to thread her fingers through DAHLIA’s hair -- currently dyed electric blue. The powerhouse of the team can’t help the little smile her tale-spinning partner’s touch brings her-- no more than she could stop herself from leaning towards it, or touching her temple to the other woman’s boot.
“Once upon a time, a crane met a lioness who taught her that to roar was not a sin; not an affront to her nature; not an insult to the grace with which she’d been taught to carry herself,” Miwa begins. “Together, they set out to carve a piece of the jungle into their own, so that they would have a secure place to lay their heads and familiar grounds to stalk for food, water, and every other little thing a crane and a lioness need to feel truly comfortable in the world they build around themselves.”
“But the crane was a crane,” Miwa softly states.
“And the lioness was a lioness,” she murmurs.
“And what is comfortable and right for a crane is not the same as for a lioness… no matter how loudly they both might roar.”
“So when the lioness thought to leave the safety of their home -- to hunt for greater prey in the vast and uncertain wilds beyond it -- the crane had no choice but to peer deep into her wounded heart in search of answers”,” Miwa says, slithering fluidly from the top buckle to the mat. A draped leg’s replaced by arms winding fondly around her partner’s shoulders, mic held near DAHLIA’s lips in anticipation while Miwa touches her head to the shorter woman’s.
“... an’ when she was done,” DAHLIA says, low and measured, “she made sure she mailed all the shit I left with her back to me in a big ol’ box.” The musclebound woman from Queens has a much smaller, much more penitent smile on her lips, now. Her eyes avert from her partner, even though Miwa doesn’t budge a fraction throughout.
“... after puttin' all through a wood chipper,” DAHLIA appends.
The smile actually grows a little as she does; Miwa turns just enough to plant a small kiss to the side of her partner’s head, then uncoils so she can drift towards the ropes.
“The crane,” she explains with a thin smirk, “who’d learned to roar refused to let anyone fuck with her-- an important survival skill, even in the safest of jungles.”
As DAHLIA settles back into leaning in the corner, Miwa gradually pauses beside, then languidly folds her arms over the top rope; peering directly up the walkway they just arrived from.
“The lioness hunted, and strained, and fought to fill her belly,” she softly narrates, “while the crane flourished, spreading her wings. And they survived…”
“... until settling ever after gave way to a lioness who’d learned to swallow her pride and beg for forgiveness.”
“Moxie and Draven: inseparable comrades, challenging impossible odds together,” she reiterates, each word enunciated with the utmost of care. “The very best of friends clinging to one another in a cruel and bloody world; they are many things to one another, but the one thing that they are not -- WILL not ever be is partners… and THAT is why when it’s time for the children to close their eyes and dream of the power of friendship, the real story of partners bound so tight as to find one another even after bad becomes worse, and love curdles into hate will continue.”
Miwa takes a moment to breathe in through her nose and out, as if cleansing herself -- or simply bracing.
“Jade… Zoe… your story is wonderful, but I will savor making it another chapter of ours as motherXmalice claim your titles and leave two darling friends to cling to each other while they learn what partnership truly is,” seethes from the Broken-Winged Crane’s lips. If looks could penetrate locker room walls and kill, well--
Tonight would be a ruled a No Contest.
“Jade Moxie.. you may come to the ring now, so that you may begin dictating the last page of your story to me in screams for mercy.”
And with that, the mic crashes to the mat with a thick pop and crackle.
Alexander Corvis: Wow… Intense stuff from motherXmalice here tonight before we’ve even started! Definitely sending a message with that!
We cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is set for one fall!
Miwa looks out as DAHLIA has vacated the ring. Miwa watches the ref slide in the ring as she fully expects her night to start now, a smirk growing on her face as DAHLIA watches over her from the outside.
Patricia Downs: Already in the ring tonight… Being accompanied by DAHLIA… The Broken-Winged Crane… Miwa Iizuka!
The guitar riff starts in as the front entrance lights up with blue lights, steam and fog pouring around the stage. As the beginning lyrics start up, Jade rushes out to the entrance as pyro goes off, lifting her fist into the air before walking down the ramp, a grin on her face. She walks the outside of the ring, greeting the fans before crawling into the ring and running to the turnbuckle and spreading her arms wide
Patricia Downs: And her opponent tonight… Being accompanied by one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The other half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… Jade Moxie!
DING DING DING
Match #1: Jade Moxie vs. Miwa Iizuka
The bell sounds and Jade and Miwa rapidly circle each other in the centre of the ring for a moment before tying up! The fans are loud for this encounter as Jade quickly twists around and wrenches back on the arm of Miwa! Jade tries to force Miwa to the mat by her arm but Miwa counters it into a wristlock that she turns into a hammerlock! Jade gets out of it and boots Miwa in the midsection! Miwa tries for an armdrag but Jade cartwheels out of it! Jade comes back with a strike but Miwa pushes her head down and leapfrogs Jade! Jade turns around right into a thrust kick from Miwa! Jade falls against the ropes and Miwa springs her off! Jade bounces off and Miwa catches her with a running drop-kick to the chest as the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: Here we go! motherXmalice have impressed over and over again since coming to EHWF and last week they took down The Brothers of Balance in a big win to become the number one contenders! Now Jade and Miwa are going it right now with fast paced action!
Maddie Murdock: Miwa with some big moves there, not slowing down and she has a lot to prove here tonight! Jade with a very early advantage but now Miwa has put a stop to that and she’s all over Jade right now!
Miwa picks Jade up and snaps her on the mat hard with a snapmare! Miwa gets her knee in Jade’s back for that butterfly submission as the fans go wild but the flexible Jade gets her leg up behind her and kicks Miwa in the head! Miwa stumbles back and Jade jumps up with a dropkick! Jade bounces off of the ropes and hits Miwa with a running hurricanrana sending the fans NUTS! Jade tries to claw control now as she springs off of the middle then top ropes and cracks Miwa with a springboard dropkick to the chest! Miwa is down and the fans go NUTS as Jade gets up and yells to hype herself and the crowd up! Zoe shouts encouragement but DAHLIA doesn’t look happy at all!
Alexander Corvis: These two are REALLY going at it! Future Shock and motherXmalice have never met in tag team action before but Jade and Miwa are putting on an amazing contest here right now! That huge dropkick just rocked Miwa!
Maddie Murdock: Miwa got hit with a bombardment from Jade there and she finished with that dropkick which may have put Jade back in the lead! DAHLIA is on the outside looking very pissed off!
Jade grabs Miwa and hammers forearms down on her back as hard as she can! Jade whips Miwa into the corner and follows up for a corner running move but Miwa jumps up and Jade runs into her boot! Miwa springs off of the middle ropes and hits Jade with a flying crossbody! Both women are up! They tie up and Miwa hits Jade with a karate style flip on the mat then grabs her arm and wrenches it as she stands up! They get up and Miwa transitions into a standing armbar but Jade pulls Miwa into a knee! Jade shoves Miwa into the ropes and then hoists Miwa up on her back, looking to end it! Miwa struggles and thrashes around on Jade’s back and starts elbowing her in the side of the head! Miwa gets off of Jade’s back and shoves her into the ropes! Jade bounces back and Miwa plants Jade with a big flapjack! Miwa gets big impact and covers as the fans are on their feet!
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KICK OUT!
Alexander Corvis: Jade and Miwa again all over each other with Jade risking a lot there but Miwa comes away with those brutal holds and then with a big slam right down on the mat earns her a near fall!
Maddie Murdock: She needs to do more than earn a near fall if she wants to capture the tag team championships with DAHLIA next week! If Miwa can’t get the job done tonight then that’s not going to bode well for their chances against Future Shock next week!
Miwa picks Jade up and hoists her but but Jade rolls off of her arm and gets behind her as she gets her in a waistlock! Jade hoists Miwa up! Miwa elbows Jade in the face and gets out of her grasp! Miwa handsprings into the ropes then flips back and hits Jade with a springboard elbow straight to the head! Miwa grabs Jade’s leg and lifts her up but Jade pushes off of Miwa, midair and then cracks her with Point Taken (Empire Elbow)! The fans GO NUTS! Miwa is down on her hands and knees and Jade goes to bounce off of the ropes but DAHLIA grabs Jade’s leg and trips her up! Jade hits the mat! The fans boo but the ref doesn’t get a chance to act as Zoe leaps off of the steel steps for a crossbody on DAHLIA! DAHLIA easily catches Zoe McDraven midair and holds her up!
Alexander Corvis: What!? Jade started to take back the lead! DAHLIA blatantly reaching in the ring and tripping up Jade to save Miwa! Zoe McDraven attempts to take DAHLIA out of the picture but DAHLIA has just caught Zoe and now Zoe is in trouble!
Maddie Murdock: Zoe might be finished here! Jade isn’t gonna let that happen though! WATCH IT!
Zoe is in shock as DAHLIA holds her up but Jade gets up and hits DAHLIA with a baseball slide! Zoe is freed from DAHLIA’s grasp and rolls outta there! Jade glides back in but Miwa is waiting and takes Jade out with a Superkick off of the distraction! Jade is down and Miwa hooks both legs as DAHLIA smirks on the outside!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Broken-Winged Crane… Miwa Iizuka!
Alexander Corvis: Miwa Iizuka does it! She picks up a massive win for motherXmalice here tonight and now these two teams will go at it next week with the titles on the line! DAHLIA integral to the win there and the fans don’t like it!!
Maddie Murdock: Uh oh! DAHLIA is getting in the ring and this might be lights out for Jade here!
The fans boo as DAHLIA gets in the ring! Miwa stomps on Jade’s back and picks her up then whips her to DAHLIA who easily scoops her up on her shoulder! DAHLIA holds Jade up on her shoulder but Zoe jumps up on the apron and grabs Jade’s legs! Zoe pulls Jade off of DAHLIA and through the ropes to the outside, saving her!
Alexander Corvis: Zoe McDraven acting quickly there and saving Jade Moxie from a certain beatdown! Future Shock might have lost tonight but they live to fight another day! motherXmalice, not happy with Zoe making the save!
Maddie Murdock: Don’t forget, Zoe still has to compete in the main event tonight!
Zoe helps Jade back up the ramp as Miwa and DAHLIA look out at Future Shock backing up! Zoe points out and holds up the EHWF World Tag Team Championship belts. DAHLIA folds her arms up and shakes her head as Miwa stands on the bottom ropes and points out at them, yelling before we fade out from the scene.
The camera opens on a pulpit, seemingly situated in a church, or at the very least, a nicer setup than the plain brick wall Remi Skyfire is usually standing in front of. The lectern is mahogany and cedar, with intricate designs carved on the wood surface, then polished to a gleaming shine. Behind it stands Remi Skyfire wearing a pair of brown square-toed boots, jeans with more holes than material, a brown leather belt with a brass skull and bones buckle, a white camisole under an unbuttoned maroon dress shirt, and a worn brown leather coat. Her mirrored aviators sit just beneath the brim of a John Bull-style brown top hat with hawk or turkey feathers in the brim. The lights gleam in the lens of her glasses nearly as bright as her smile.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the pulpit, I’m your leader tonight, Sister Skyfire, and I’m here to bring you the good news! Redemption is upon us, ladies and gentlemen, it’ll not be long now at all until the EHWF Global Championship has been torn away from Ana Somnia’s cold clutches. It’s going to be a bad stretch for Ana, first losing her significant other, then losing her title, but that’s how it goes sometimes. Sometimes the Universe takes away so we can truly appreciate what we have.
Remi leans forward on the wood lectern in front of her, creaking it slightly.
Oh, but I can hear you now, “Remi, Ana is the best wrestler ever. She’s got a quad bike, six pack abs, AND a Nintendo 64. How can you ever hope to compete with her? That’s a good point, but it’s like I said from the beginning, balls and brawn. Ana thinks she’s this big, bad bully who can dominate and push the company in whatever direction she wants, thinks she can come out and talk down to me like I should be grateful she even remembers my name. Sis, you can go fuck yourself right off. I don’t need your approval, don’t want it, and as a matter of fact, the only thing I want from her I’m going to take.
She motions with her right fist like she’s clutching something from the air and holding it tightly to her chest.
So, let’s talk about that for a bit, yeah? See, I’ve not mentioned the title much, and don’t get me wrong, it’s not because I don’t want it. I very, very much want to be champion. I just want to knock Ana Somnia down a few pegs too. Luckily, I get to do both. She’s bad for this company, shit, she’s bad for the sport. People like her use and use and don’t take into consideration at all the fact that they’re withering the vine, so to speak. Holding everyone down by pushing themselves up. That’s not what a champion does, or shouldn’t be. A champion tests themselves and the roster night in and night out, pushing the boundary further and further and they don’t talk down to people to build themselves up. You wanna fight me, then fuckin’ let’s dance, but don’t pretend you’re so far above everyone else that you’re doing me a favor. You ain’t nothing more than a scared bully clutching on to her increasingly fleeting possessions. Ana Somnia isn’t great so much as she is loud, and you know that sayin’ about how if you have to tell someone how great you are, you’re probably not shit?
Skyfire barks a humorless smile and leans back, arms gripping the edges of the podium lightly.
Let me tell you something, and right now I’m done talking to Ana Somnia. I'm not going to waste too much air on her, she’s not going to listen anyway. Nah, right now I’m talking to EHWF. I’m talking to the locker room, the fans, and everyone in between. Something isn’t right in this company, for too long it’s been represented by someone who thinks that they’re the centerpiece of the show, that they deserve all the accolades and credit, and that they’re the reason the lights are on. In other words: Cancer. Now, I’m not sayin’ I’m the only one who can do it, but I’m the one who’s up at bat next. I've busted my ass night in and night out in that ring proving just exactly what I am, what I’m capable of, and what my intentions are. Since I’ve been in this company the Global Champion has, what? Lost a significant other, talked about how great she is, and won some tag matches? Cool sis, but that’s the kind of lame-duck champion this company doesn’t need.
Finally, she leans forward again, this time pointing in the camera.
This company needs a shot in the arm, a hand up, and I’m just the woman to do it. I’m Remi Skyfire, I’m the Blackheart and Ana? The End Times are comin’.
We fade out from the scene back to the action…
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall and it’s for the EHWF Showtime Championship!
Mad Monster by Detroit Metal City plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Making his way to the ring… The Challenger… He is the Masked German Monster… Lord Raab!
"Come and Get It" by I Prevail starts filling the speakers and just as the distorted guitar picks up a man with a wooden Louisville slugger is walking out on stage he's dressed in street clothes consisting of blue jeans a shirt and a leather vest but still looks ready for a fight as he takes a second to look out over the crowd before yelling "Let's fucking go!" Barley audible over the music and starts his march down the ramp yelling at the fans as he goes until he makes it ringside running up the steps before turning around as he stands on the ring apron and holds his bat in the air for everyone to see both to get the fans excited and to remind his opponent of the ever-present threat before dropping the weapon at ringside and getting in the ring getting ready for the fight by taking off his vest and shirt.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent tonight… He is the EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING
Match #2: Conner Creed (c) vs. Lord Raab
The fans are going wild as Conner comes in to lock up with the big back but he fakes it and gets behind Lord Raab instead and gets him around the waist! Conner starts clubbing Lord Raab in the back but Raab shoves him off of him! Conner boots Lord Raab in the gut! Lord Raab with a big right hand then another then a huge uppercut! Conner hits the ropes and stumbles back into a big boot from Lord Raab and the fans go wild! Conner gets to his hands and knees as he holds his bleeding mouth and the fans are cheering! Lord Raab grabs Conner by his hair and picks him up before tossing him into the corner! Lord Raab runs up but Creed grabs the ropes and jumps up as Lord Raab runs into his boot! Conner Creed runs up and starts bashing Lord Raab in the head with big rights and lefts! Lord Raab covers up as Creed goes nuts with punches! Creed boots Lord Raab in the gut and goes for a DDT but Lord Raab with great strength counter and lifts Creed up and plants him with an inverted suplex!
Alexander Corvis: Creed doing his best to take it to the big man here tonight but Lord Raab crushes Conner Creed there! Lord Raab with those huge shots to open this one and Creed looks like he’s out of it!
Maddie Murdock: Creed needs to stay on his toes. Stephen Sebastian is technically entitled to a rematch for the Showtime Championship. Stephen and Brandon Bash want to take Creed out, they’ve been trying for almost 2 months now! If Creed wants to make an impact and prove himself back in EHWF then he needs to win tonight!
Lord Raab picks Creed up and whips him into the corner hard! Creed holds his back in pain but Lord Raab runs up and leaps on his with a big corner splash! Creed’s eyes are wide as he takes the weight of Lord Raab hard! Lord Raab grabs Creed around the neck and he wants The Chokinator but Creed boots Raab in the damn gut and then punches him in the face! Another fist fight breaks out! They trade lefts and rights! Lefts and rights! Creed with another boot to the gut as he hooks Lord Raab’s arms and plants him with an underhook DDT straight on the mat! Creed wipes the blood from his lips as he takes a moment! Creed signals for the end as he gets to the corner! Lord Raab gets up and the fans go NUTS as Creed runs up for his Clothesline From Hell but Lord Raab catches him around the neck with his huge hand! Lord Raab goes for Chokinator to counter but Creed pushes off of him midair and gets behind him then takes Lord Raab out with a chop block to the back of the leg!
Alexander Corvis: Creed trying his hardest to take Lord Raab out there as Raab just wants to try and finish this with Chokinator there! Creed with that evasion and that chop block takes Raab down!
Maddie Murdock: Looks like Conner Creed is bleeding from those big shots! That’s not good for Creed! Raab is going to get the upper hand now.
Creed gets frustrated and starts raging as he gets on top of Lord Raab and starts beating him with a ground and pound of right and left hands! Lord Raab tosses Creed off of him! Both men get up! Creed with a big boot to the face and Lord Raab stumbles backwards! Creed bounces off of the ropes with the run up but Lord Raab ducks and plants Creed with a massive spinebuster as the fans go WILD! Lord Raab hooks both legs as he makes the cover!
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Alexander Corvis: Oof! Huge spinebuster almost puts Conner Creed away! Conner Creed is not in good shape after that one! His back is busted and now he’s bleeding even worse from his nose and mouth! Lord Raab might have this one won!
Maddie Murdock: Both men are no strangers to the EHWF Showtime Championship but if Raab could win it again after all these years, that would be huge!
Lord Raab picks Conner Creed up and hits him with a mighty headbutt! Creed falls into the ropes but bounces right back and hits Lord Raab with a diving shoulder, block! Creed takes Lord Raab down and the fans go WILD! Lord Raab is up but bent over and Creed comes off of the ropes to strike Lord Raab right in the side of the skull with a running knee! Lord Raab stumbles into the corner in a rage and in pain! Conner Creed hoists Lord Raab up for the body drop but he can’t get it and Lord Raab cracks Creed with another big uppercut! The fans are loud! Lord Raab hoists Creed up on his back but Creed slides off and rakes his back! Lord Raab yells in pain and Creed spins Lord Raab around and boots him in the gut then slings his arm over and plants him with a huge suplex! The fans are going nuts right now! Creed is bleeding pretty bad from his mouth but he forces himself up and calls for the end!
Alexander Corvis: Creed is bleeding badly but he’s back up and he’s a fighting champion and now he’s calling for the end with his Clothesline From Hell!
Maddie Murdock: He needs to make it quick though because he’s bleeding all down his face and he looks like he’s exhausted after fighting off The Masked German Monster! Can Creed hit it here?!
Creed needs to take a minute. He’s bleeding and dizzy. Lord Raab is up and Creed wants Clothesline From Hell but he took too long and Lord Raab takes Creed out with a big boot! Creed hits the mat and yells in pain! He’s bleeding from his mouth and now also his nose and it appears as if Creed’s shoulder is in pain! Lord Raab grabs Creed and rips the back of his tank top open and then plants a massive palm on his back! We see the hand print on Creed’s back as he yells in pain, forced to his knees! Lord Raab grabs Creed by the jaw and smacks him with a wild right hand! Creed falls in the corner! Raab runs up but Creed jumps up and Raab runs right into his boot! Raab stumbles around and Creed dashes up and hits Raab with a swinging neckbreaker as the fans go wild!
Alexander Corvis: Lord Raab staying alive! Creed coming back in a rage and desperately takes Raab out with that neckbreaker! Could have been lights out there for Creed but Creed has made something out of nothing just there!
Maddie Murdock: Creed is up now and Raab is back down! Creed needs to take advantage of what he just built there or Raab is gonna get back up and punish him!
Creed wipes the blood from his face again and makes his way to the corner. He yells out and finally calls for Clothesline From Hell once again! Lord Raab is up! Creed goes for it but Lord Raab ducks it! Creed comes back but Lord Raab hits Creed with a right hand then another then another then another then a big uppercut! Creed hits the ropes! Lord Raab with the big boot but Creed ducks it and bounces off of the ropes! Lord Raab gives chase but Creed takes Lord Raab out with Clothesline From Hell off of the rebound! The fans go NUTS and Creed covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the EHWF Showtime Champion… Conner Creed!
Alexander Corvis: Conner Creed does it! Creed retains and he’s still on his roll here in EHWF! Creed with another big win here tonight and it wasn’t easy! What a battle that was! Creed retains!
Maddie Murdock: Creed retains tonight but his night isn’t over yet!
Brandon Bash interrupts Conner Creed’s music and comes out to the stage as the fans boo! Creed looks around for Stephen. He’s nowhere to be found! Creed holds the EHWF Showtime Championship up in the ring and points out to a smirking Bash! Creed turns around and Stephen Sebastian is in the ring! Stephen LEVELS Conner Creed with a huge SPEAR!
Alexander Corvis: The CPO are out here! Stephen Sebastian is out here and he just CRUSHED Conner Creed with that spear! That’s brutal!
Maddie Murdock: This beast just took out Conner Creed yet again and now he wants revenge and he wants blood!
Stephen Sebastian starts stomping out Creed! The fans are booing as Stephen hoists Creed up and slams him down to the mat hard! Lord Raab gets up and Stephen hoists him up on his back for Rise of the Godhand as the fans get loud! Emilio Gonzalos appears out of nowhere and climbs in the ring! Before Stephen can hit it, Emilio runs into both huge men, Raab and Sebastian and takes them down with a HUGE impact and thud as they all go down!
Alexander Corvis: Shit! Stephen Sebastian out here first and now Emilio Gonzalos is out here as well and he just took everyone out! Emilio Gonzalos clearly not over last week either as we got 4 guys in the ring now!
Maddie Murdock: Damn, could you find any more dangerous guys then the 4 in the ring now!!
Stephen gets up and quickly takes Emilio down! Creed is up but he’s really hurt and bleeding! Creed runs up to go for Clothesline From Hell but Stephen is faster and spins for his Berserker Lariat! Creed is able to back up and roll out of the ring just inches away from getting his head taken off! The fans are going CRAZY!
Alexander Corvis: Creed 2 seconds from getting his head taken off but Stephen Sebastian there!
Maddie Murdock: But he lives to fight another day!
They stare each other down! Emilio is back up but Stephen Sebastian takes him right back down with the huge Berserker Lariat! The fans go NUTS at Stephen Sebastian points out at Creed who is on the ramp. Sebastian rages and tells Creed that he’s NEXT! Creed smirks and holds up the EHWF Showtime Championship belt and taunts a pissed off Stephen Sebastian as we fade out from the scene
The theme hits and stepping out onto the stage is Vanity Reign. She stands up there for a moment to take in the crowd and their mixed reaction. She's brand new to the EHWF Universe so it's kind of hard to read her. Though, she seems to be quite pleased with the fact that nobody's really boo-ing. It's just a few straggling cheers perhaps for how badass she looks in her suit than anything else.
Vanity grins and starts down the ramp. She's pretty focused on where she's headed but she does take a moment to reach out and touch the hands of some EHWF Fans that are along the path. She takes the steps up and ducks between the ropes and into the ring. She grabs a microphone from stagehand and heads to the center of the ring. Her music fades and she brings the microphone up to her lips.
Vanity Reign: Wow. Wow, thank you guys. Seriously. I appreciate this.
Vanity takes in the crowd for a moment.
Vanity Reign: How's it going, College Park?!
That definitely gets a pop from the crowd. Love that Hometown Spirit.
Vanity Reign: Listen, I'm sure a lot of people got a chance to see me arrive at Annihilation.
There's a few pops for that because it was quite the badass entrance.
Vanity Reign: But I wanted to take a moment to actually come out here and introduce myself to all of you. To every one of the EHWF Fans that paid their hard-earned money to be here tonight!
Another pop. She is definitely milking this.
Vanity Reign: My name is Vanity Reign and I am YOUR Chaos Co-Assistant General Manager! That means I'm here for YOU! I'm going to help make EHWF's newest brand the best damn brand you all have ever seen! We're going to take EHWF to all new heights and we're going to do it together!
Now she's really getting over because the crowd is feeling this. Her enthusiasm and her love and loyalty to them is infectious.
Vanity Reign: And because I'm here, tonight, in the sold out Xfinity Center, I say we start... right now!
The crowd absolutely explodes at this idea. Vanity Reign is really out here to make some moves and it doesn't look like she's going to even ask permission.
Vanity Reign: Tonight, we're going to see two of the biggest titans in this industry go head to head in a Last Man Sta--
Vanity's interrupted by the very specific entrance music that belongs to a certain individual that's strutting out onto the stage right now and that individual is Remington Ivory Prescott. He stands at the top of the ramp, center stage, with a microphone in hand and the EHWF Extreme Championship slung over the shoulder of his ffa4f5 suit.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on just a minute there, /Vanity/.
The crowd is already booing this man. As they should.
Remington Ivory Prescott: I don't think these idiots here in this dumpster state of Maryland actually give a damn about whatever it is you were about to say. So why don't you just take your cute little ass back to your office, signs some paychecks, and leave the this...
Remington Ivory Prescott motions around the arena with his hand.
Remington Ivory Prescott: To the professionals.
The crowd boos as Remington Ivory Prescott starts to make his way down the ramp and toward the ring. Vanity just keeps staring him down as he walks and talks.
Remington Ivory Prescott: I mean, it's obvious who these poor people have spent their grocery money to come see. And that's me. Remington Ivory Prescott teaming up with that one blonde Russian chick with the so-so rack. I forget her name.
Remington Ivory Prescott walks the steps at the ring and climbs through those ropes.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Whatever. All that really matters is that I, Remington Ivory Prescott, will be Main Eventing tonight's Chaos.
Remington Ivory Prescott meets up with Vanity Reign in the center of the ring.
Remington Ivory Prescott: And I'm the only Titan in this Industry that anyone cares about. So do me and all of these deadbeats out there a huge favor and...
Remington Ivory Prescott leans in nice and close.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Get out of my ring.
Finally, Remington lowers his microphone to give Vanity a chance to do exactly that. Vanity looks at him and Remington just raises a hand up to start a patronizing wave. It looks like Vanity's about to say something but she concedes and turns to head toward the ropes.
The crowd doesn't like this one bit and show their displeasure through whining and booing. Vanity's about to climb out of the ropes when...
Remington Ivory Prescott: Wait a second, Vanity, before you go, I'm going to need you to be around next Chaos so like don't get pregnant or anything between now and then, okay? We're going to have to talk about me being EHWF's First Ever and Longest Reigning Extreme Champion. Cool? Cool. Thanks, you can go now.
Vanity Reign looks stunned for a moment but Remington Ivory Prescott is already moving on to address the crowd.
Remington Ivory Prescott: So, as I came out here to say, you idiots are going to get way more of me than you're worth because starting next week on Chaos, in a town I hope to god is better than this one, I will be debuting my new show right here in This Very Ring! The inaugural episode of MONEY TALKS!
There's so much booing that Remington Ivory Prescott just seems to bask in. As he basks, Remington turns to see Vanity still standing in the ring.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Uh, what're you still doing here? I thought I told you, you could go.
Vanity turns back towards Remington and it looks like she's had enough of the disrespect.
Vanity points out at the crowd and they pop as Vanity stands up for them.
Vanity Reign: Remington-- oh, I'm sorry, Lesser Remington...
The crowd pops for that shout out to Remi Skyfire. Remington just rolls his eyes.
Vanity Reign: Let me remind you of something here tonight in College Park. And that's that /I/ am the Co-Assistant General Manager of Chaos. As much as you'd like to believe otherwise, that makes this... my show.
Oh the crowd is starting to feel it as Vanity exerts her dominance.
Vanity Reign: And that means, as long as you're on THIS brand, that means you work for me.
Remington doesn't look too happy about these words.
Vanity Reign: But even I'm not immune to the hierarchy. So let's see, you work for me so I guess that means that I work for...
Vanity grins as she looks up and out at the crowd.
Vanity Reign: Them.
The crowd EXPLODES with cheers for their new favorite Co-Assistant General Manager.
Vanity Reign: And right now, I think each and every one of these good people want to see you defend that Extreme Championship. Right here. Tonight.
The crowd is going crazy at this point and Remington starts to look a little shook but that feeds into his smirk as he raises the microphone up to his lips.
Remington Ivory Prescott: Well, Assistant GM. I'm afraid I'm already booked tonight. So it looks like not you or any of these peasants are going to get what you want.
Remington's in full on smug mode at this point.
Vanity Reign: You're right. I can't make you defend that title tonight...
Remington Ivory Prescott: Ha!
Remington starts to strut around the ring in victory.
Vanity Reign: But I can make you do it next Chaos.
Remington stops in mid-strut and turns to look back at Vanity.
Vanity Reign: And you know, since you are the only Titan of Industry, your words not mine, how about we see just how Titanic you are... in a Handicap Match.
Remington is livid but the crowd is on cloud damn nine at this news!
Vanity Reign: That's right, Mr. Prescott. I'm booking you in a Handicap Extreme Championship Title Defense against not one, but two, brand new Chaos prospects that were going to debut tonight. Xandra Lennox? Leviathan Bancroft? Would you mind coming out here please?
It's at this moment that two massive performers come walking out onto the stage. Leviathan Bancroft is all muscle and slicked back ponytail with a smug arrogance and visible mean streak on his face. Standing next to him is Xandra Lennox, she also is all muscle and shares the same visible mean streak that's written all over her face. The two of them crack their knuckles as they look ready to destroy Remington Ivory Prescott.
Vanity Reign: How about it? You two up for taking on the Extreme Champion on the next Chaos?
Remington's stomping around the ring in anger at this point while Leviathan and Xandra just look at each other and bump their fists together. The crowd goes absolutely mad.
Vanity Reign: Buck up, Champ. You got this.
Remington has to actually calm down enough to respond.
Remington Ivory Prescott: You know what? Fine. But if I retain, you gotta' come on Money Talks and--
Vanity Reign smirks as she interrupts him.
Vanity Reign: If you retain, I'll give you whatever you want.
Vanity Reign rolls her eyes and drops the microphone as she climbs out of the ring. Remington Ivory Prescott watches as she leaves with Xandra and Leviathan. He's still seething as we cut to ringside where Patricia Downs is waiting.
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is set for one fall!
"Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica blares throughout the arena. HardKore steps out on stage and thrusts his Singapore cane into the air. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring before he raises his Singapore cane back into the air. HardKore does this at each side of the ring to make sure the fans get a chance to get a picture of him in his iconic pose before he puts the cane down on the apron in his corner while the music fades out.
Patricia Downs: First up… Making his way to the ring… HardKore… Brian Phillips!
Kickstart My Heart kicks in and Remi's arrival to the stage comes in a casual strut even if her head is bopping to the beat of her theme. She takes a moment to drink in the arena's scene while the music courses through her body. Soon enough, she can't help herself and she's jamming out and grooving with the Motley Cru all over the stage. She's tossing horns up and randomly air guitaring down the ramp and toward the ring, even stopping for the occasional fan's invisible microphone to sing out with her theme.
At the ring, Remi hops up onto the apron and turns around to throw her hands up to the crowd. She ducks inside and climbs up each of the top turnbuckles, throwing up rocker horns and screaming the lyrics out at the crowd. Once done, she backs herself into one of the corners, leans back, pulls her mouthguard from the strap of her top and pops it into her mouth with a thotty wink into the nearest camera.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent tonight… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
DING DING DING
Match #3: Brian Phillips vs. Remi Skyfire
The fans are going wild as the bell sounds but again, Remi Skyfire shows her incredibly impressive speed as she explodes off and levels Brian Phillips with a massive spear! The fans all jump to their feet and the sounds of their cheers are deafening as Brian is embedded into the canvas off of Remi’s spear! Remi gets up and gets the fans going louder and louder as Brian rolls around on the mat as he holds his torso! Remi isn’t gonna let the hardcore veteran recover and she grabs him from the mat and plants him with a huge German Suplex across the ring!
Alexander Corvis: Remi Skyfire needs this win here tonight and it needs to be impressive! She’s on a collision course with Ana Somnia and needs as much momentum as she can get! Remi is strong and dynamic, we know that but witnessing her speed is truly something else and she damn near hit Brian Phillips with such speed and force to open this one!
Maddie Murdock: She’s impressive, yeah but I don’t know if this so-called Blackheart has what it take to take down Ana Somnia, even though she seems to have a lot to say it seems…
Remi is off to a great start and this is exactly what she needs! The fans are all going wild for her and she signals around her waist that she’s going to be the EHWF Global Champion. Remi nods and points at the camera before grabs Brian Phillips and tossing him into the corner hard! Remi runs up but Brian counters her with a back elbow to her head! She stumbles out and Brian comes forward with his pattered punch combo which blasts Remi into the ropes! Brian runs up with a clothesline but Remi ducks it! Remi hoists Brian up and swings him around with a spinning cradle slam on the mat! Brian gets up to a knee but Remi starts hitting him with rapid fire shoot kicks and there’s no way he can keep up with her speed as the fans watch in shock at the speed and force of her kicks that devastate Brian! Brian hits the mat and lies there for a moment!
Alexander Corvis: Brian Phillips just can’t contend with Remi Skyfire here tonight! Remi is doing everything right and everything she needs to right now but the speed and impact of those kicks right now are ridiculous! This girl is a freaking weapon!
Maddie Murdock: Brian Phillips looked like he was going to mount a comeback there but Remi Skyfire is making quick work and mince meat out of the HardKore one right now!
As Brian tries to get up, Remi brings him into a knee and then hits him with Skyline (Irish Whip + Blindside Lariat)! The fans go CRAZY as Brian’s nose is busted open and he falls into the corner! Brian is in the corner, his head down and his arms on the turnbuckle pad as he breathes heavily! Remi raises her arms and sprints off in a blur of speed as she leaps up and drives her knees into Brian’s back with her Thotgun (Elijah Express)! We hear the massive crush echo throughout the arena and the fans go crazy! Brian has two massive marks on his back as he screams out in pure pain and the fans cheer! He stumbles out of the corner, unable to recover as Remi rolls him up on the mat, making quick work of him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Blackheart… Remi Skyfire!
Alexander Corvis: That didn’t take Remi long at all and that’s just what she needed! An impressive and dominant win and a rush of momentum before she goes head to head with Ana Somnia for the Global Championship!
Maddie Murdock: No doubt that Ana Somnia was watching that whole thing! Ana has still been confident this whole time but I wonder what she’ll have to say about what we just saw and about her upcoming encounter with Remi Skyfire next week?
Remi Skyfire raises her arms as the fans GO WILD for her! Remi’s music hits and she helps Brian Phillips up and sits him in the corner before she goes over and stands on the turnbuckle. Remi put on a dominant display as she points out at the entrance and gestures around her waist that she’s going to capture the EHWF Global Championship! The fans cheer for Remi as we cut backstage.
We arrive backstage here in the Xfinity Center of College Park, Maryland somewhere near Gorilla Position. The most recent contest—Brian Phillips versus Remi Skyfire—has concluded and the ringside crew is busy preparing the area for the main event. This particular part of the backstage area, however, appears fairly deserted. The typical hustling and bustling of backstage personnel and employees of all kinds is nowhere to be found at the moment. Instead, a single woman stands alone, arms crossed before her chest as she studies a monitor depicting a replay of the previous bout. Though, while alone here outside of the operator of our camera, the woman possesses a presence that fills the void.
The woman—EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPION ANA SOMNIA—is dressed and ready to compete in the main event of the evening. She sports a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way. Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist.
When the Devil Herself notices the camera beside her, her upper lip (which is painted an arterial red) twitches in disdain as she tries to prevent it from fully curling at the corner. She shakes her head, sighing through her nose as she turns to square herself to the camera, arms still folded before her chest. Her eyes glide up and down the operator standing behind the camera as he settles the device into a tripod so he doesn’t have to keep holding it. Pressing her tongue against the inside of her bottom lip, Ana narrows her eyes at the blinking •REC light beside the lens; after a moment of rather foreboding silence, she parts her lips and offers her unsurprisingly scathing sentiments unprompted.
“Some fighters,” begins the Bantamweight Bruiser, her voice slightly trailing off. “Some fighters focus on themselves and let coaches study their opposition. I am not some fighters. I watch every second coaches watch. I know my opposition better than anyone, including themselves. This is why I know Remi Skyfire... I know Remi Skyfire better than Remi Skyfire knows Remi Skyfire.” Her face contorts, as if the repeated utterance of her rival’s name leaves a sour taste in her mouth. “Beneath all that bravado, the piss and vinegar, Remi Skyfire is no different than last sorry сука who went to war with Ana Somnia... And sadly, she is no different than next sorry сука who will go to war with Ana Somnia.” Ana shrugs. “I made mistake, respecting Remi Skyfire; I made even bigger mistake admitting that respect. But I do not make same mistake twice. Like I do in ring, cage, octagon— when I see mistake or weakness, I correct it. I rip it out, root and stem.” Ana’s free hand extends and her fingers curl into a fist for emphasis. “I once thought Remi Skyfire could help me build foundation of this brand. I once thought Remi Skyfire could help me lead company into future. I was wrong. Because of this, I must rip her out, root and stem.”
Somnia takes the fist she had balled up and yanks it back toward her ear to simulate ripping Skyfire out of the foundation of Tuesday Night Chaos. Both hands now fall to her sides as she shakes her head. With a contemptuous sneer, the Survivor of the Fittest hooks her thumbs behind the outer corners of the faceplate of the belt wrapped around her waist. Her head tilts slightly to one side as she once again descends into her diabolical diatribe.
“This is what I have spent my career doing,” explains Necessary Evil. “This is what I have spent my lifetime doing. Everywhere I have been, everywhere I go… This sport NEEDS me. This company needs me. Neither need Remi Skyfire. This is unfortunate truth for her, but it is truth nonetheless.” Somnia briefly glances down at the title belt adorning her waist before flicking her disquieting gaze back up to the camera. “Our sport could have needed her if she had wanted it to. She could have not only had place in future of sport, but been future of sport. Instead, she bit hand that feeds and invited my wrath upon her. This cannot go unpunished.” She shakes her head again, her brow furrowing deeper and deeper until she squares herself fully to the camera once more. “I cannot say I will not enjoy providing this punishment. I cannot say it will not invigorate me. That would make me liar, like Remi Skyfire. But Ana Somnia does not lie. I will do what I must for this sport, and I will take great pride in doing it, as I always have. Remi cannot see this because she is blind.” The Huntress gestures to her eyes for emphasis. “She is blinded by delusions of grandeur. She has told same lie so many times, she now believes it. She has lived that lie for so long, there is no saving her. There is no educating her, because she is beyond redemption. There is no breaking her down for repurposing her for good of our sport. There is only breaking her.” With both hands, Ana clenches tight and brings her knuckles from parallel to the floor down to press against each other, illustrating the breaking she speaks of. “This is sad to me. It is sad to me, but I do not shed tears for liars. I do not shed tears for суки like Remi Skyfire. No tears will fall for Skyfire… just her blood.”
The mental image this sentiment calls forth brings an amused smirk to Ana’s face as she flicks the pad of her thumb against the back of her top two front teeth, a Russian gesture of portentous nature. A sinister snicker hums through her lips for a moment before she unclasps the strap of her belt and takes it into one hand. She looks into the faceplate of the prestigious title, subsequently draping it across her shoulder and holding it tight against her. Adjusting how it sits upon said shoulder, the Slavic Submission Specialist then sharply cocks her head to either side, cracking her neck both ways loudly enough for the camera’s microphone to pick it up.
“I am not impressed,” she hisses. “I was not impressed with Remi Skyfire in our tag team match on Chaos premiere. I am not impressed by victory over Brian Phillips tonight. These victories mean nothing. In fact, Remi Skyfire does not have single victory in this company that means something. Not one.” The extended index finger with which she emphasizes the solitary nature of her remark soon wags in condescension. “Not even winning Junior Heavyweight Championship means something. She as much as admitted it herself. Remi Skyfire spat in face of title and anyone who has defended it in name of our sport, our company when she cast it aside in exchange for having her career ended by the Undisputed.” Ana snarls. “It would flatter me if it did not insult me, понимать? If Remi Skyfire were fit for future of sport, she would have kept title and given it honor and respect it has lost. She would have continued to defend it and made it worth something.” Somnia stabs down with an extended index finger to make her syllables more pointed. “But she is not fit for future of sport… she is not fit for title, hers or mine… and she is not fit to share ring with me. That much will become clear—even to her—come Sudden Death. But you should not take my word for it… just watch what I am about to do in tonight’s main event.” She grins, adjusting the belt on her shoulder before pivoting and addressing her Number-One Contender directly. “As for you, Remi Skyfire? You should have kept Junior Heavyweight Championship. It is as close to world championship as you will ever come in this company. Because when you step into ring with the Undisputed? When you step into MY ring?”
Somnia removes the title from her shoulder and holds it high overhead. She slightly tilts her head back and bares her teeth much as she does her mouthguard during her entrance. Next, she bows her head forward and peers up through her furrowed brow with narrowed eyes and an animalistic sneer. Nodding, she snickers with malice aforethought and offers her final, guttural threat.
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
Cackling maniacally, Somnia replaces the title across her shoulder and turns on her heels. She saunters out of our frame and departs, heading off toward Gorilla Position to prepare for her main event match tonight. The echo of her footsteps eventually dissipate and our shot fades to black.
The woman—EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPION ANA SOMNIA—is dressed and ready to compete in the main event of the evening. She sports a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way. Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist.
When the Devil Herself notices the camera beside her, her upper lip (which is painted an arterial red) twitches in disdain as she tries to prevent it from fully curling at the corner. She shakes her head, sighing through her nose as she turns to square herself to the camera, arms still folded before her chest. Her eyes glide up and down the operator standing behind the camera as he settles the device into a tripod so he doesn’t have to keep holding it. Pressing her tongue against the inside of her bottom lip, Ana narrows her eyes at the blinking •REC light beside the lens; after a moment of rather foreboding silence, she parts her lips and offers her unsurprisingly scathing sentiments unprompted.
“Some fighters,” begins the Bantamweight Bruiser, her voice slightly trailing off. “Some fighters focus on themselves and let coaches study their opposition. I am not some fighters. I watch every second coaches watch. I know my opposition better than anyone, including themselves. This is why I know Remi Skyfire... I know Remi Skyfire better than Remi Skyfire knows Remi Skyfire.” Her face contorts, as if the repeated utterance of her rival’s name leaves a sour taste in her mouth. “Beneath all that bravado, the piss and vinegar, Remi Skyfire is no different than last sorry сука who went to war with Ana Somnia... And sadly, she is no different than next sorry сука who will go to war with Ana Somnia.” Ana shrugs. “I made mistake, respecting Remi Skyfire; I made even bigger mistake admitting that respect. But I do not make same mistake twice. Like I do in ring, cage, octagon— when I see mistake or weakness, I correct it. I rip it out, root and stem.” Ana’s free hand extends and her fingers curl into a fist for emphasis. “I once thought Remi Skyfire could help me build foundation of this brand. I once thought Remi Skyfire could help me lead company into future. I was wrong. Because of this, I must rip her out, root and stem.”
Somnia takes the fist she had balled up and yanks it back toward her ear to simulate ripping Skyfire out of the foundation of Tuesday Night Chaos. Both hands now fall to her sides as she shakes her head. With a contemptuous sneer, the Survivor of the Fittest hooks her thumbs behind the outer corners of the faceplate of the belt wrapped around her waist. Her head tilts slightly to one side as she once again descends into her diabolical diatribe.
“This is what I have spent my career doing,” explains Necessary Evil. “This is what I have spent my lifetime doing. Everywhere I have been, everywhere I go… This sport NEEDS me. This company needs me. Neither need Remi Skyfire. This is unfortunate truth for her, but it is truth nonetheless.” Somnia briefly glances down at the title belt adorning her waist before flicking her disquieting gaze back up to the camera. “Our sport could have needed her if she had wanted it to. She could have not only had place in future of sport, but been future of sport. Instead, she bit hand that feeds and invited my wrath upon her. This cannot go unpunished.” She shakes her head again, her brow furrowing deeper and deeper until she squares herself fully to the camera once more. “I cannot say I will not enjoy providing this punishment. I cannot say it will not invigorate me. That would make me liar, like Remi Skyfire. But Ana Somnia does not lie. I will do what I must for this sport, and I will take great pride in doing it, as I always have. Remi cannot see this because she is blind.” The Huntress gestures to her eyes for emphasis. “She is blinded by delusions of grandeur. She has told same lie so many times, she now believes it. She has lived that lie for so long, there is no saving her. There is no educating her, because she is beyond redemption. There is no breaking her down for repurposing her for good of our sport. There is only breaking her.” With both hands, Ana clenches tight and brings her knuckles from parallel to the floor down to press against each other, illustrating the breaking she speaks of. “This is sad to me. It is sad to me, but I do not shed tears for liars. I do not shed tears for суки like Remi Skyfire. No tears will fall for Skyfire… just her blood.”
The mental image this sentiment calls forth brings an amused smirk to Ana’s face as she flicks the pad of her thumb against the back of her top two front teeth, a Russian gesture of portentous nature. A sinister snicker hums through her lips for a moment before she unclasps the strap of her belt and takes it into one hand. She looks into the faceplate of the prestigious title, subsequently draping it across her shoulder and holding it tight against her. Adjusting how it sits upon said shoulder, the Slavic Submission Specialist then sharply cocks her head to either side, cracking her neck both ways loudly enough for the camera’s microphone to pick it up.
“I am not impressed,” she hisses. “I was not impressed with Remi Skyfire in our tag team match on Chaos premiere. I am not impressed by victory over Brian Phillips tonight. These victories mean nothing. In fact, Remi Skyfire does not have single victory in this company that means something. Not one.” The extended index finger with which she emphasizes the solitary nature of her remark soon wags in condescension. “Not even winning Junior Heavyweight Championship means something. She as much as admitted it herself. Remi Skyfire spat in face of title and anyone who has defended it in name of our sport, our company when she cast it aside in exchange for having her career ended by the Undisputed.” Ana snarls. “It would flatter me if it did not insult me, понимать? If Remi Skyfire were fit for future of sport, she would have kept title and given it honor and respect it has lost. She would have continued to defend it and made it worth something.” Somnia stabs down with an extended index finger to make her syllables more pointed. “But she is not fit for future of sport… she is not fit for title, hers or mine… and she is not fit to share ring with me. That much will become clear—even to her—come Sudden Death. But you should not take my word for it… just watch what I am about to do in tonight’s main event.” She grins, adjusting the belt on her shoulder before pivoting and addressing her Number-One Contender directly. “As for you, Remi Skyfire? You should have kept Junior Heavyweight Championship. It is as close to world championship as you will ever come in this company. Because when you step into ring with the Undisputed? When you step into MY ring?”
Somnia removes the title from her shoulder and holds it high overhead. She slightly tilts her head back and bares her teeth much as she does her mouthguard during her entrance. Next, she bows her head forward and peers up through her furrowed brow with narrowed eyes and an animalistic sneer. Nodding, she snickers with malice aforethought and offers her final, guttural threat.
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
Cackling maniacally, Somnia replaces the title across her shoulder and turns on her heels. She saunters out of our frame and departs, heading off toward Gorilla Position to prepare for her main event match tonight. The echo of her footsteps eventually dissipate and our shot fades to black.
We cut to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: This following main event contest is a mixed tag team match and it’s set for one single fall!
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain, wearing his blue and black facepaint with his black and blue gear along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the back of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder. Also has a penguin, walrus and a polar bear stitching on the left-hand side of his chest, stating Stop Climate Change.
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle and does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to finally start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Ice Man… Konrad Raab!
Soft ffa4f5 lights begin to flicker around the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays along with the video package on the tron. As the lyrics start, Zoe pushes aside the curtain, walking out slowly with a smirk on her face.
“I’ll stop the whole world
I’ll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive”
As the chorus pops, she throws a fist into the air, then makes her way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to leap up to her feet and pose in the middle of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his partner tonight… She is one half of the EHWF World Tag Team Champions… The Supernova… Zoe McDraven!
The TRXSH GACY Remix of "The Red Capes Are Coming" by Junkie XL & Hans Zimmer fades in as the lights in the arena dim. The voice of Remington Ivory Prescott comes in.
"What's my superpower?"
A money green spotlight shines down upon the stage where we get to see Remington Ivory Prescott standing tall and proud in the center of the stage. The green light bounces off the diamond ring that's prominently displayed on his pinky. Adora Kincaid steps out right behind him.
"I'm rich."
As the lights come back up, he holds his hands up to embrace the love or the hate as hundred dollar bills rain down from above him. Remington Ivory Prescott brushes his shoulders off with a smug arrogance.
With an arrogant stride, Remington Ivory Prescott his way down the ramp, ignoring any of the cheering or jeering fans. His attention is focused on the ring and he takes his sweet time climbing the steps and walking down the apron. He ducks under the ropes and goes to stand in the center of the ring where he basks in whatever attention comes from the crowd.
Eventually, Remington Ivory Prescott backs into a corner of the ring, pulling off his scarf to hand to Adora Kincaid as he settles in for this match.
Patricia Downs: And now… Their opponents… First… He is the EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott!
YOU MAKE ME VICIOUS!
WATCH AS I MAKE THE PAIN MY MISTRESS!
YOU CAN CALL ME MISS MALICIOUS,
I'LL DRESS YOU UP IN STITCHES;
NO, I CANNOT RESIST THIS!
“Vicious” by Halestorm kicking through the P.A. demands the attention of every fan in VENUE HERE as an enveloping arterial red lighting overwhelms the entire venue. Pandemonium courses through the capacity crowd while a thick fog pervades the entrance stage, emphasizing the foreboding atmosphere. As Lzzy Hale's throaty, powerful vocals continue over the band’s harsh guitars and a vibrant white flashing light overtakes the arena, the Devil Herself saunters through the curtain and steps into the ominous mise-en-scène before her with the Russian flag draped over her back, her head bowed forward.
ANA SOMNIA dons a pair of black boots with arterial red laces and trim, as well as black knee pads. She, too, wears a black pair of wet-look high-rise hipsters with arterial red trim and accenting to match her boots, as well as black tape around both wrists with arterial red dorsal crosses. Above all of this, the Huntress wears a black wrestling top with a plunging neckline, made of what seems like leather on the outside with arterial red trim and accenting, as well as gold laces hanging untied from either side. The Russian Coat of Arms is emblazoned upon her top, just below her left strap. To consummate her ensemble, Ana boasts a cropped black leather biker jacket closed most of the way.
Her EHWF GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP is wrapped around her sculpted waist. She lifts her head and lifts the flag up behind her while straightening her arms out to either side, making the flag more rigid and visible for a moment. A ringside attendant appears through the curtain to catch the flag as Somnia releases it behind her and he scrambles back into Gorilla with it before Somnia’s arms even reach her sides. The arterial red lipstick on her lips appears even more disdainful and sinister when those lips twist into a malicious sneer.
She allows her malevolent gaze to glide from one side of the venue to the other before returning her focus to center, settling her vision on the ring on the far end of the entrance ramp. Ana tilts her chin upward and draws sharp breath through her nose while twitching her upper lip in animalistic resent, baring her black MMA mouthguard—one which is inscribed in arterial red with the Russian word БЕССПОРНЫЙ for Undisputed—to the fans, soon bowing her head forward and nefariously glaring up through her furrowed brow at her theatre of war ahead.
The Undisputed then stomps down the ring to ringside, confidence pouring out of every imperious movement she makes. Once she reaches the foot of the entrance ramp, Somnia struts to the bottom of the steel stairs leading up to the ring apron. Hopping up and down on her toes, Somnia shadow boxes for a moment or two and then lowers her arms to a more defensive stance where she sharply cocks her head side-to-side to loudly crack her neck.
She hastens up the stairs with purpose and ventures out about halfway across the apron nearest the ramp. Sneering as she looks out on the crowd one more time, Somnia scrapes the bottoms of her boots against the apron. She rips open her jacket with a hand pulling apart on either side and leans back on the top rope with her arms stretched on either side of her, flexing her abdomen in this pose. Accomplishing this feat in one fluid motion, Somnia once again bares her mouthguard, running her tongue against the ridges of the inscription.
After smirking proudly for a moment, the Huntress suddenly unfastens the strap around her waist and hastens toward the corner, hopping up and swinging her leg over the top rope and into the ring to sit upon the top turnbuckle as if it were the top of the cage at the end of an MMA fight. She once again bares her mouthpiece to the audience while roaring imperiously and rolling her shoulders, hoisting her title high overhead with both arms.
Subsequently, Slavic Steel slides back down to her feet inside of the squared circle and hands her championship belt to the official, who passes it off to a ringside attendant to keep in the timekeeper’s area. Ana Somnia then backs into her corner, where she stretches out, limbers up, and soon champs at the bit to get this fight started as she impatiently glares up at her intended victim, awaiting the opening bell.
Patricia Downs: And his partner tonight… She is the EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
DING DING DING
Main Event: Ana Somnia & Remington Ivory Prescott vs. Zoe McDraven & Konrad Raab
The bell sounds and RIP isn’t going to argue with Ana about starting. Ana and Zoe circle each other and trash talk each other for a moment as the fans go crazy! Zoe wants to impress and back up her words here tonight. They tie up! Zoe gets Ana around the waist but Ana easily grabs Zoe by the hair and tosses her across the mat with amazing power! The fans get loud! Ana grabs Zoe and hits her with a right hand that forces her into the corner! Ana runs up but Zoe hits her with an elbow! Ana again run at Zoe but Zoe jumps up and Ana runs into her boot! Zoe is defiant and the fans love it! Zoe gets to the middle ropes and leaps off, landing on Ana! Both women get up and Ana catches Zoe with a quick strike and then a right hand! Zoe comes back and snaps a kick into Ana’s ribs! Ana takes Zoe down with a lariat!
Alexander Corvis: Ana Somnia with a lot on her mind tonight clearly after we heard her say everything she just said about Remi Skyfire before! This is truly going to be an amazing match between Ana and Remi - this may be Ana’s greatest opponent in EHWF yet!
Maddie Murdock: Remi Skyfire is good, she’s on fire, she’s strong, fast and talented but Ana Somnia says it’s just not enough to contend with her and I have to completely agree!
Alexander Corvis: Zoe McDraven on the other hand says that she calls the winner of Remi and Ana but right now Ana is PUNISHING Zoe McDraven in the ring! Ana really taking it to her right now!
Maddie Murdock: Looks like Zoe is targeting the ribs of Ana, same strategy she did last week! Ana must still be feeling the effects because it’s pissing her off!
Zoe gets picked up but she slaps Ana away and focuses on Ana’s ribs again with another kick to them! Zoe grabs Ana and starts punching her in the ribs but Ana hugs Zoe and plants her with a belly to belly! Zoe is back up and Ana tosses her around like a rag doll with a German Suplex and the fans are going wild! RIP smirks in the corner and Konrad calls for the tag but Ana hoists Zoe back up for another German Suplex! Zoe grabs the ropes and prevents it and hits Ana with a back elbow to the face! Zoe snaps a kick into Ana’s ribs! She snaps another and another and another! Ana is finally taken aback! Zoe flips Ana off and dropkicks Ana to the mat as the fans go WILD! Ana wasn’t expecting it! Zoe springs to the top rope and when Ana gets up, she leaps off in the air! Ana with amazing power catches Zoe midair with ease! Zoe is in shock! Ana presses Zoe overhead and plummets her down with an overhead press slam on the mat! Zoe yells in pain and Ana insults her down on the mat!
Alexander Corvis: Ana Somnia is beating the shit out of Zoe McDraven right now but Zoe is taking no shit and she’s proving to be a lot more annoying and dangerous than Ana anticipated!
Maddie Murdock: Zoe may be getting in a bit of offense but Ana is completely dominating her right now! How does Zoe expect to take on the winner of Ana/Remi if this is how they treat her in the ring?
Ana grabs Zoe by the neck and lifts her up. Zoe flips Ana off and Ana headbutts the shit out of her as Zoe falls into the corner! The fans boo Ana as she taunts Zoe! Ana runs up but Zoe bursts out and slides through Ana’s legs then dive tags Konrad Raab into the match! The fans go wild! Konrad comes in and ducks Ana then strikes her in the face with a quick boxing combo! He turns Ana around and goes for a German Suplex but Ana breaks his grasp and snaps a MMA style knee into his midsection! Ana hoists Konrad up on her back and slings him off with authority! The fans shrill at the impact! Ana grabs his arm and gets him back up as she gets him in a chicken wing hold which he reverses into a step through hammerlock from behind! Ana twists out of it and gets Konrad back up on her back! Konrad gets off and hits Ana with unexpected body blows and shots to the ribs. We zoom in and see that Ana’s ribs are bruised and damaged!
Alexander Corvis: Zoe desperate and she’s done damage to those ribs but gets the tag in to Konrad! Konrad getting in some body blows and Ana’s ribs and sides are all bruised up! Last thing she wants and all that’s done is piss her off!
Maddie Murdock: Konrad wants RIP, not Ana! RIP ruined his chances of becoming number one contender for the EHWF World Tag Team Championships and Konrad wants to make RIP pay!
Konrad grabs Ana from behind and goes for Frozen Pin but Ana rolls right off his back in a show of athletic ability! Ana snaps a roundhouse kick right into Konrad’s head and he falls into the corner! Ana looks at her ribs and her rage grows. She doesn’t want to tag in RIP but he calls for it and tries to reason with Ana. RIP gets the tag and he wants to finish what he started with Konrad! RIP runs to the corner and starts stomping the hurt Konrad out! The corner stomps continue until the ref comes over and gets to a count of 4! RIP smirks and insults Konrad as he snapmares him out of the damn corner then bounces off of the ropes and punts him right in the back! The fans boo and RIP takes it all in! RIP with a knee lift then transitions it into a Dragon Suplex and the teaming of Konrad/Zoe is suddenly behind and not doing well at all! RIP gets up and rages as he stomps Konrad out on the mat, further abusing him as the ref pulls him off of Konrad!
Alexander Corvis: Not looking good for Konrad and Zoe as RIP gets the tag in and starts taking it to Konrad after Ana beat him up! RIP is brash, rude and ruthless and now he’s being a complete asshole and a complete bully!
Maddie Murdock: Konrad said he wanted to get his hands on RIP tonight but RIP is all over him and he freaking punted him in the back there after those vicious stomps on the mat!
Konrad is fucking pissed and out of nowhere, jumps up and takes RIP down from the legs! After the takedown Konrad start beating on RIP with the ground and pound! RIP tries to get out of it but he can’t! They get up but Konrad takes RIP right back down with a lariat! Konrad gets to the apron and springs up on the top rope! He launches off of a flying axe handle but RIP jumps up and boots Konrad in the balls midair! The fans go crazy and Konrad hits the mat in a mess! RIP falls in the corner looking tired and pissed off! Konrad gets to a knee and RIP runs up and crushes him with his You're Fired Headlock Driver! Konrad is down and hurt! RIP with the cover to end this!
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NO!
Zoe makes the save!
Alexander Corvis: Konrad mounting a comeback but RIP with You’re Fired almost ends this one! Zoe McDraven makes the save and RIP isn’t happy about that! Konrad stays alive tonight!
Maddie Murdock: What the heck is RIP doing now?!
Zoe makes the save and RIP is PISSED! RIP calls to Adora on the outside who tosses him the Kryptonite ring but the ref sees it and argues with RIP! RIP and the ref get heated and eventually the ref takes it off of RIP! RIP turns around and a desperate Konrad gives RIP a taste of his own medicine with a low blow! It’s clear that ever since last week, things have gotten worse between Konrad and RIP but Konrad resorting to that shows the pure hatred! RIP goes down and Konrad dives over to tag in Zoe but Zoe is ripped from the apron! DAHLIA from the crowd have come from behind and grabbed Zoe! She hits her with a monster right hand then runs up and STEAMROLLS Zoe with a huge body block! The ref sees nothing as he gets rid of the Kryptonite ring on the other side of the ring!
Alexander Corvis: WHAT THE FUCK!? RIP tried to get the Kryptonite ring from Adora! The ref is busy stopping him and DAHLIA just come outta nowhere and LEVELLED Zoe McDraven! Zoe just got fucked up!
Maddie Murdock: DAHLIA perhaps helping out RIP here as well as taking it to her championship opponent for next week! Zoe isn’t getting back up after that one!
The fans are going CRAZY! Zoe is down and out! DAHLIA moves away from the ring to not get caught! RIP who can’t move because of his impacted balls smirks on the mat. Konrad is left hanging! RIP crawls on his knees and tags in Ana Somnia! Konrad turns around and knows he needs to keep fighting but Ana LEVELS him with a spear! Ana Somnia grabs Konrad by the back of the neck and pulls him in! She crushes him with amazing strength as she devastates him with Zver’ Bomb! The fans GO NUTS! Ana wants to finish this but RIP pleads with Ana… He wants one more! One more he almost begs. Ana looks confused and not amused but a smirking RIP pleads from the mat. Ana looks out at the fans and shows off, flexing as she easily hoists Konrad Raab up and plants him again with another MASSIVE Zver’ Bomb that shakes and even moves the entire ring! Ana puts her boot on Konrad’s chest as he’s unresponsive after that!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners tonight… The EHWF Extreme Champion… The Business… Remington Ivory Prescott and… The EHWF Global Champion… The Goddess of War… Ana Somnia!
Alexander Corvis: Zoe and Konrad just overwhelmed there! At the end Ana Somnia having no trouble destroying Konrad Raab with an arena shaking final Zver’ Bomb!
Maddie Murdock: Ana with an eye on Remi’s dominant win tonight, no doubt Remi was watching that and taking note as well! Message sent from Ana!
On the outside DAHLIA holds Konrad Raab by his chin and head and Remington Ivory Prescott rubs his EHWF Extreme Championship belt in his face as he berates him and the fans wildly boo him!
Remington Ivory Prescott: You will NEVER see this! You’re SCUM! You will never freaking see this, you understand me!
Alexander Corvis: RIP and Co are taking it to Konrad Raab right now!
Maddie Murdock: And it looks like Ana isn’t done either!!
Ana drags Zoe McDraven back into the ring! Ana hoists Zoe up on her back and slings her off down onto the mat with power and impact as the fans shrill at the force! Zoe is hurt and tries to get to her knees as Ana calls for Hunted! Before Ana can go for it though, the crowd ERUPTS and Remi Skyfire sprints down the ramp, bowling RIP over on her way to the ring!
Alexander Corvis: OH SHIT! IT’S GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT! HERE COMES REMI SKYFIRE!!
Maddie Murdock: RIP just got bowled over by Remi!
The fans go NUTS as Remi makes the save on Zoe and slides in the ring! Ana and Remi start trading massive blows! Punch after punch! Neither women lets up or tries to block! They go hard and the intensity is there as things boil over! They trade punches and eventually Remi ducks one and boots Ana in the chest! RIP smacks the apron and he and DAHLIA slide in the ring! Remi finds herself surrounded as she tilts her head to look behind at the other two!
Alexander Corvis: Not good at all for Remi Skyfire right now!
They lunge at Remi but Remi is a blur of speed and moves before they can react! Remi appears above RIP and swings a huge punch! DAHLIA steps in front and Remi’s fist meets DAHLIA’s! DAHLIA is shocked at Remi’s strength as she’s blown back! Remi clotheslines RIP over the top rope! Ana doesn’t want any friends in this one so she clothesline’s the unsuspecting DAHLIA over the top rope and the fans go NUTS!
Alexander Corvis: OH SHIT! Remi not backing down with all that against her! Ana showing that Remi is her opponent and ONLY her opponent as Ana and Remi clear the ring tonight!
Maddie Murdock: Only so they can fight each other!!
The fans go wild again as Remi and Ana again start trading blows! Ana with a takedown gets Remi on the mat then she start brutalising Remi with hammerfists! Remi headbutts Ana after a few shots and gets on top of Ana with a ground and pound! The fans are the loudest they’ve been all night! Ana throws Remi off of her! They get up! Remi with a lariat but Ana ducks it and collects Remi in the head with a roundhouse! Ana thinks that’s it but Remi stumbles back to her feet and hits Ana with a Push Kick! The fans are going wild! They go to come to blows again but…
Mya Gomez: ENOUGH! I said ENOUGH!
Mya Gomez gets in the ring and in the middle of the two superwomen brawling as 4 or 5 refs also swarm inside the ring to break it up! The fighting stops and Mya controls the situation.
Mya Gomez: You guys aren’t going to fight here! You’re going to fight next week at Sudden Death for the EHWF Global Championship… so save it for then!
Remi and Ana are separated on either sides of the ring. Ana hold the EHWF Global Championship up as the fans roar!
“NO ONE SURVIVES!”
Ana Somnia bellows as she holds the belt up, with her and Remi coming face to face again with Mya, refs and now security all standing around them.
Alexander Corvis: Well shit… This escalated quickly and now I can’t WAIT to see these two go at it at Sudden Death! That’s all we have time for tonight and it’s been an AMAZING night! We’ll see you next week! Good night ladies and gentlemen and be safe!!
We see the final image of Ana and Remi face to face before we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.