Post by Scorpion on Sept 26, 2011 2:15:55 GMT -5
Steve White: Hello guys! We’re not on the air right now, but we do have a dark match for the fans who are attending the first ever EHWF pay-per-view since returning!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right, and it’s an open challenge so we have no idea who will show. I doubt a lot of people will, seems as most of the roster is booked on the main card for later on in the evening.
Steve White: Oh, what do you know Chuck? For all you know, a lot of people could show up! There is, after all, a special prize for the winner of this match.
Chuck Thompson: If there is any.
Patricia Downs: Hello, and welcome to War! This pay-per-view is brought to you in part by Verizon Wireless!
The fans cheer, making Reliant Astrodome in Houston, Texas almost shake.
Patricia Downs: This dark match is an open challenge match! Whoever wants to show up can, and whoever the winner is will receive a special prize, compliments of EHWF Owner JT!
Patricia Downs steps out of the ring, not knowing if anyone will show up. There will be no introductions, as this match is purely based off people who want to come out and play.
“Voices” by Rev Theory rips out of the PA, as Scotty Paine walks out onto the stage pushing a shopping cart full of hardcore goodies. He stops at the top of the ramp, and strikes a cross-like pose. He then continues down the ramp, and pushes the cart up to the side of the ring, and rolls in under the ropes. He pops up to his feet, and flips off the fans. He rushes over, climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and crosses his arms in an X fashion. He yells out "I put the X, in Xtreme!”
Chuck Thompson: Looks like newcomer Scotty Paine will be competing.
The lights go dim, as a purple haze covers the stage. ”Angel of Death” by Cradle of Filth blasts over the PA system, as James E. NightWolf walks out onto the stage and then starts down the ramp way. Suddenly a thunder clap shakes the arena, and silver lightning flashes from the rafters. Genocide creeps his way out from the entry way, and then slowly stalks down to the ring. With the arena covered in thick purple smog, NightWolf now stands at ringside. The Angel of Death steps into the ring, and slithers his way to the center of the squared circle. He whips his onyx black hair out of his paled face, and rolls his eyes into the back of his head. As blood rolls out of the corners of his mouth, silver lightning strikes once again and he yells out “I’ll Send You …Straight …To …Hell!”
Steve White: Scotty Paine will be taking on another hardcore newcomer, “The Angel of Death”, Genocide!
The referee is standing between the two men; both looking at each other like they want to murder each other. There is a long pause. The ref has to control both of those men, who at times tried to get in a cheap shot. After a little while…
Chuck Thompson: Okay, we’ve been waiting long enough! Ring the bell, dumbass!
Dark Match #1: Open Invitational Battle Royal
The bell ringer does his job, though a little hesitantly because of Chuck’s choice words. Nevertheless, the match begins and the ref gets the hell out of the way. The two big men waste no time, as they both get set and charge in. They hook arms, break, and hook back up again. Immediately, Scotty Paine hits his Drop Toe Hold finisher on Genocide and goes for the pin, but Genocide immediately kicks out.
Steve White: Going to take more than that to get a big guy like Genocide down.
As Genocide is getting up, Scotty Paine runs over to him and shoves Genocide’s heads between his knees. Scotty picks him up and delivers a sitout piledriver. He goes for the cover, but Genocide kicks out at 1.
Steve White: Wasting no time trying to get a win here.
Chuck Thompson: They’re just warming up.
Both men get up, but Scotty slides out of the ring and he walks over to his shopping cart full of weapons. He looks through then, but Genocide comes up and delivers a clothesline to the back of Scotty’s head. The referee doesn’t know whether to start to count them out or just let it happen.
Chuck Thompson: Let them go!
The referee adheres and stays in the ring to monitor the action. As Scotty was getting up, Genocide took a kendo stick from the chopping cart and cracks it over Scotty’s back. From the ground, Scotty executes a second Drop Toe Hold, this time on the concrete floor surrounding the EHWF squared circle. Genocide rolls over to reveal blood on his face from a busted nose.
Steve White: He’s busted wide open!
Scotty walks over to pick Genocide up, but he punches him in the face and gets up by himself. Both men then get into a fist fight, until Genocide delivers a knee to Scotty’s midsection and an uppercut straight to his face while he was half bent over. Scotty covers his face, and when he removes his hands he reveals a busted nose of his own.
Chuck Thompson: Payback! I like this match already, two hardcore wrestlers bringing the house down before the real show even starts!
A fiery show of fists, kicks and the occasional weapon follows. Genocide knees Scotty in the midsection a second time, but Scotty quickly reacts with an eye poke. The ref sees it, and thinks about calling it, but doesn’t. Genocide brings his hands to face, which is when Scotty takes a step back and delivers a big boot right to Genocide’s face. He falls back against the side of the ring, where Scotty comes crashing in with a clothesline. Genocide falls foreword, his back obviously in pain, but manages a low blow to Scotty.
Steve White: Low blow! That should be a disqualification!
Chuck Thompson: Shut up, this is a great wrestling match.
The two men are on the ground. Scotty crawls over to his carriage and grabs his signature weapon - a barbed wire wrapped steel chair. Genocide gets up and starts to rush him, but Scotty quickly turns around and cracks Genocide in the head with the chair. Genocide immediately staggers back, but is still at a vertical base. Then BAM, another crack from the weapon to Genocide’s head. Nothing. A third whack brings Genocide down to his knees and a kick to the side of Genocide’s head from Scotty lays him out. Scotty picks him up and drags him inside the ring and covers him.
1... 2... THREE!
Ding, ding, ding!
Patricia Downs: And the winner of this match via pinfall, SCOTTY PAINE!
The fans boo the heel wrestler, as he stands in the ring with his hand raised by the ref. The referee sets his hand down and scampers out of the ring.
Then, “Honor Thy Father” by Dream Theater hit’s the p.a. system, and the fans stand to cheer as they know exactly who it is. EHWF Owner, JT walks out from behind the curtains and stands atop the ramp with a microphone in his hand. He looks down and points directly at Scotty.
JT: Scotty Paine!
He pauses.
JT: I just saw your incredible match against Genocide. I promised the victor something special; and I’m here to give it to you Scotty. Being the winner, your special gift is…
He lowers the mic, adding suspense. He smiles and raises the mic back up to his aged mouth.
JT: Scotty, you get a shot at the hardcore championship on the next Mayhem!
JT nods with a smile, the fans boo, and Scotty stands in the ring and smiles. The camera fades on JT as the screen goes black.
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The camera comes back on with the EHWF logo displayed and after a few moments it fades away and the opening theme song of EHWF War begins.
The camera swings around to see the thousands of EHWF fans on their feet jumping up and down and clapping as we go live! After the camera pans around for a few moments, it cuts down to ringside with the ringside commentators, Steve White and Chuck Thompson.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EHWF War! Our first Pay Per View since coming back and Chuck, i am extremely happy to see EHWF last this long and i am sure there are many more Pay Per Views to come for us!
Chuck Thompson: Happy? Yes, absolutely. Surprised? Not really. I had a feeling EHWF would last this long and i knew i would be happy when we made it to this, but Steve, i have goosebumps!
Steve White: You and I both, Chuck. This Pay Per View promises to be a good one! A lot of good fights on the card for tonight and we started off before our broadcast with a dark match. An open invitational to anyone who doesn't have a match for the Pay Per View and two men showed up. Scotty Paine and Genocide. They put on one hell of a show for the fans that were here in time to catch it and i'm sure from there it only gets better!
Chuck Thompson: You are one hundred percent right, Steve! And now it is time for our first contest of the evening to get started!
The camera then cuts down to the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is your opening contest of EHWF War! IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He stands at 6 feet and 5 inches. He comes in tonight weighing at 245 pounds. HE IS QUINTON HUGHES!
"Breaking the Law" comes over the P.A. System, as Rocky J comes out and walks down the ramp and into the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, he hails from Corpus Christy, Texas. He stands at 6 feet and 1 inch. He weighs in tonight at 200 pounds. HE IS ROCKY J!
Chuck Thompson: I believe this match is gonna suck.
Steve White: Must you be so negative?
Match #1: Quinton Hughes vs. Rocky J
We see Rocky J hold out his hand to Quinton. The ref turns to ring the bell and Rocky J kicks Quinton square in the nuts. Quinton howls in pain and at first Rocky J just shrugs at the ref. He then nails a huge dear diary on his opponent!
Chuck Thompson: OH SHIT THE DRUNK JUST PULLED A FAST ONE! YE-HAW!
Steve White: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Rocky J stalks Quinton as he slowly struggles to his feet. Quinton looks up and receives a huge kick to the gut followed by a breaking the law for his trouble. The ref looks up at Rocky and gets down as Rocky covers Quinton.
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The bell rings as "Breaking The Law" hits the ppa. Patricia Downs slowly picks up the microphone and sighs.
Chuck Thompson: A message sent fast..is a message sent loud.
Steve White: What a sorry excuse for a wrestler!
Patricia Downs: Here..is your winner ROCKY J!
Rocky J slowly walks up the ramp. He doesn't look back at Quinton who is slowly struggling back to his feet. The scene fades off as we show a highlight video for the upcoming main event.
The scene comes back to Steve White and Chuck Thompson at ringside.
Steve White: What a match between newcomer Rocky J and Quinton Hughes!
Chuck Thompson: It was pitiful. Quinton should have made an example out of that drunken mess of a wrestler.
Steve White: He looked good in that match, Chuck. You can’t deny him that.
Chuck Thompson: Maybe if I wasn’t gay like you, Steve.
Patricia is now in the ring, as the bell rings and the camera cuts to her.
Patricia Downs: This next contest is scheduled for one fall. Now, weighing in at 217 pounds and standing at 6-foot-1, making his EHWF debut, LORENZO GRIFFIN!
Mixed reactions from the fans as “Worldwide Choppers” begins to play throughout the arena. Ceza's short Turk verse runs through with the lights out. Suddenly, the lights return in a shade of purple as Tech yells in the song.
We started in the midwest,
Now we 'bout to take it,
All over the world, baby.
This is the pinnacle,
Yeah, Griffin!
Lorenzo is seen at the top of the stage and he is excited. He wears his jeans and tee, and is pumped up. He slaps the hands of fans on his way to the ring. Once he's in, he climbs the turnbuckle and pumps up the crowd as they pop unbelievably. He stands in the ring now, jumping and fired up for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his challenger! Weighing in at 180 pounds and standing at 6-foot-1...RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
All the sudden a song cuts over the pa system; Shut the Fuck Up by Prise. The fans start to cheer as Raven Trueblood walks out on the stage. He stands there with a smile on his face as the fans starts chanting “TEO!” over and over again. He walks down the ramp and gets inside the ring as he runs a lap around the ring and then stands in his corner and waits for the bell.
Match #2: Lorenzo Griffin vs. Raven Trueblood
Ding, ding, ding!
The bell goes off, and so do the two men. Lorenzo Griffin quickly shows Raven up with a clothesline. Raven gets up and quickly runs in real close to Lorenzo and grabs him. Raven then hits a belly to belly suplex. Lorenzo is thrown back, hits his back against the top rope and flips over landing on the concrete, in tremendous pain. Raven gets up, hits against the far ropes and springs himself forward, almost landing a suicide dive on Griffin. Griffin, however, dodges it barely, and Raven heads straight into the side of the announcers table.
Chuck Thompson: Watch it, fucko! This costs a lot of money!
Both men are in pain, and Raven is barely breathing. The referee begins to count.
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Lorenzo begins to move, but slowly.
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He crawls toward the ring. Raven hasn’t moved.
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Lorenzo grabs a rope, trying to get back to a vertical base.
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Griffin is back up, but not in the ring yet.
Steve White: Hurry, Lorenzo!
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Lorenzo Griffin slings a leg over onto the apron, and tries to lunge himself forward.
10! The ref yells for the bell a split second before Lorenzo rolls back into the ring. He gets up and gets in the refs face about it, and they argue.
Steve White: Wow!
Chuck Thompson: LORENZO JUST GOT SCREWED OUT OF A VICTORY!
As Lorenzo goes at it with the referee, the scene fades to a video package of the upcoming match.
We camera cuts back to the ring where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand. "Zombies, March" hits the PA system almost right away.
Chuck Thompson: Well, time for Scrambles to add another one to the list. This wet ear punk Seraphiel.
Steve White: Don't be talking shit Chuck, as it is this will be a great match.
Patricia Downs lifts the microphone to her lips and we can hear the fans cheer as the song gets louder.
Welcome once again,
To the bloody pit, my friends!
We're so glad you could attend,
Come and die, come and die!
Yes, the Bloody Pit of Horror!
It is sick as is Gomorrah queer!
It's purpled purpose quickly clear
As Zombies, March continues over the arena P.A., the lights become a dark red, the masked mad man known as Scrambles the Death Dealer creeps out onto the titantron stage as GWAR play their heavy guitar riffs. Standing tall for a moment, Scrambles scans the crowd before him as they greet him with a mixed reaction before making his march down the ramp. His head sporadically darts left and right at shouting fans, his stance becoming slightly more cautious as his head sinks into his shoulders slightly. He puts bit of a spring in his step as he finally approaches the ring, leaping up onto the apron as he leans back, turning to look back for a moment before pulling himself into the ring, stepping over the second rope. Scrambles wastes little time as he marches his way across the ring to the farthest corner, ascending the turnbuckle he stands on the middle rope, planting one foot on the top as he rests his hand on his knee, his eyes slowly scanning the vocal crowd before him for a moment before quickly leaping off of the turnbuckle, before retreating back to his corner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from Zombieland, he stands at exactly 6 feet tall and weighs at exactly 200 pounds..he is SCRAMBLES THE DEATH DEALER!!!
Chuck Thompson: This man is a sick freak. That is why you gotta love him.
Steve White: I don't know where you lost your marbles Chuck, but you need them back.
When I quest my flashing sword and my hand takes hold of judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies and I will have paid those who haze me, Oh Lord raise me to thy right hand and count me among thy saints…. “Revenge I Seek” by Bleeding Through continues to blare through the auditorium, in that same moment there is a total blackout followed by a static screen, as a small light enlightens the entrance ramp, a man covered in a Black mantel emerges from behind the curtains, he stands atop the ramp, looking at the ground, he raises his head and removes the hood of the mantel, revealing his white colored braided red striped hair.
Patricia Downs: On his way to the ring weighing in at 195lbs. he stands approximately 5’11” inches he hails from Dragararia. He is “The Cure” Seraphiel De Valentine!!!
Seraphiel stands at the top of the entrance ramp looking out into the darkness that surrounds him, the words "T_H_E__C_U_R_E" are spelled out across the static being displayed across the screen as he starts his walk towards the ring without caring much about the fan reaction seeing how their mostly boos anyways. The Black Mantel is thrown away as soon as the music dies and he stares at his opponent who is already in the ring.
Chuck Thompson: These two men are both undefeated coming into this match. My bet is, however, Scrambles will kick this kids ass and chew him up like a piece of cheese in a grinder.
Steve White: I don't know what to think about this confrontation. They both have proven themselves ever since their debut last Mayhem. I mean Seraphiel took on 3 other guys and Scrambles destroyed his opponent.
Match #3: Scrambles the Death Dealer vs. Seraphiel de Valentine
The bell rings and we see Scrambles back up letting Seraphiel enter the ring. Scrambles and Seraphiel slowly come into the middle of the ring and tie up. Scrambles locks Seraphiel in a headlock and Seraphiel slowly inches into the ropes using it to send Scrambles into the ropes and sends him down to the mat with a Judo slam.
Chuck Thompson: Oh fuck that!
Steve White: Mad your boy just got made a fool of?
Seraphiel runs into the ropes and catches Scrambles with a huge dropkick to the temple. Seraphiel then runs into the ropes and goes for a flying forearm smash! Scrambles ducks and Seraphiel crashes into the mat. Scrambles runs into the ropes and nails Seraphiel with a huge springboard roundhouse! Scrambles immediately gets on top of Seraphiel aiming several punches to the top of his head. The ref starts a count on him!
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Chuck Thompson: Gotta love it when people get vicious!
Steve White: Pull him off ref!
Scrambles gets off and he is getting a little fussed out by the ref. As Seraphiel gets up Scrambles slowly gets around him and locks in a sleeper. Seraphiel squirms and he elbows Scrambles in the ribs twice. Scrambles lets go and nails an enzuiguri and he stumbles as Seraphiel slowly gets back up. Scrambles goes forward to attack Seraphiel, but gets a forearm smash for his troubles. Scrambles stumbles back and Seraphiel runs into the ropes only to get caught by Scrambles with a Fireman's Carry which turns into a huge gut buster!
Steve White: Seraphiel was mounting some offense, but Scrambles turns it around again!
Chuck Thompson: Let's not get to excited, Steve. Scrambles has this in the bag.
Seraphiel slowly struggles to his feet and Scrambles kicks him in his hurt ribs. Seraphiel gets tossed into the ropes and Scrambles nails him with a knee to the ribs and follows up with a half nelson suplex! Scrambles slowly gets up and looks at Seraphiel who is rolling out of the ring. Scrambles runs into the ropes and does a huge baseball slide to Seraphiel who crashes face first into the rails!
Steve White: Aw shit that hurt!
Chuck Thompson: I TOLD YOU SON!
Scrambles slowly exits the ring and he hits Seraphiel in the ribs again before lifting him up and sending him crashing across the rails. Seraphiel curses and we see Scrambles lift him and do it again. Seraphiel collapses on the cement and Scrambles taunts. The ref begins his count.
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Scrambles turns and he looks back at the steps. He goes to irish whip Seraphiel, but is countered and hits the steps head first! The fans cheer and we Seraphiel slowly stand up and nailing a huge spear right into the barricade! The barricade breaks and both men are laid out!
Chuck Thompson: NO! SCRAMBLES YOU IDIOT!
Steve White: It looks like Scrambles may have screwed himself over.
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Seraphiel is slowly rolling into the ring and we can see Scrambles slowly beginning to move. Seraphiel tries to get up in the ring, but he fails to do so. Scrambles starts to crawl and we can hear the fans chanting. "Scrambles, Scrambles, Scrambles!"
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Scrambles slowly rolls into the ring a meer second before he could be counted out. Seraphiel struggles to his feet and wraps his arms around Scrambles in a sleeper. Scrambles counters with a Jawbreaker. The fans cheer as Scrambles slowly gets up. He hits a huge Shoryuken!
Steve White: Damn, what a match!
Chuck Thompson: Scrambles can't be beat by this punk man. He's just too damn good!
Scrambles runs into Seraphiel and hits a huge Running Liger Bomb! Scrambles goes for the cover! 1......2....NO! Seraphiel inches the shoulder up! Scrambles shakes his head and slowly gets up kicking Seraphiel's back three times. Each time Seraphiel screams in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Scrambles has taken complete control of Seraphiel.
Steve White: Don't count the youngster out Chuck.
Scrambles taunts and he pounds on Seraphiels head till the ref begins a count. Scrambles gets right off and this time he simply backs up a second allowing a now bleeding Seraphiel to stand up. Scrambles had broken the young man's nose. Scrambles nails him with a Chop Suey causing Seraphiel to fall into a corner. Scrambles goes for the Running Arched Big Boot but Seraphiel moves out of the way! Scrambles lands badly on his neck as Seraphiel cuts out his other leg! Seraphiel then nails a huge springboard leg drop!
Steve White: TOLD YOU CHUCK!
Chuck Thompson: Oh shut up you dumbass hypocrite!
Seraphiel slowly gets up and he runs into the ropes and does a huge springboard into a Tornado DDT! Scrambles slowly turns his body and Seraphiel runs into the ropes only to get nailed with a huge springboard headbutt by Scrambles! Scrambles stumbles up and slowly gets up on the top rope as Seraphiel struggles to his feet!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, now shut your mouth Steve!
Steve White: Great comeback move by Scrambles.
Scrambles nails a huge Diving Double Foot Stomp on Seraphiel! Scrambles slowly struggles to his feet and taunts. He nails three parts of the Death Stroke but misses the running leg strike which Seraphiel counters into a huge Worship Me! Both wrestlers are down!
Chuck Thompson: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Steve White: Yeah, and you called me a hypocrite?
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The two wrestlers slowly start to struggle to their feet. The ref continues his count and we see Seraphiel trying to regain some air as he holds on to his ribs.
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Seraphiel gets up first and Scrambles is a very close second. Seraphiel slowly wraps an arm around Scrambles and hits him with the redeemer! Slowly Seraphiel pulls Scrambles into a pin! 1.....2.....NO! Scrambles gets the shoulder up! Seraphiel curses and he slowly gets to the ropes. He runs into the ropes hitting a huge dropkick to Scrambles' face! Seraphiel slowly gets to the top rope. He taunts!!
Chuck Thompson: YOU BASTARD! DON'T YOU DO IT!
Steve White: This might be taking too long for Seraphiel!
Seraphiel dives for the broken halo, but Scrambles gets his knees up! Seraphiel pops up screaming in pain and his feet hit the mat several times as he holds his injured ribs. Slowly, Seraphiel struggles to his feet and his hands are still clenched on his ribs. Scrambles nails him with a huge scrambicide!
Steve White: That's gotta be it.
Chuck Thompson: Awesome move! I told all you dumbass fuckers didn't I?
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Seraphiel's shoulder sneaks out to kickout. Scrambles' hands clench over his head and he can't believe it! He gets up and walks toward the ref who he clenches with his right hand. He starts screaming at him. Seraphiel comes from below Scrambles' with a huge low blow! Scrambles drops and the ref hits the corner pretty stiff. The ref however is confused as he has no clue what happend. Scrambles stumbles to his feet and gets nailed with the Antidote!
Chuck Thompson: Great move...but I still hate the kid.
Steve White: What the fuck was that??
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Scrambles' foot lays on the bottom rope. Seraphiel can't believe it as he slowly stands up. He looks at the ref and shakes his head. He taunts as Scrambles slowly struggles to his feet. When Scrambles turns around he nails a second antidote and this time it's in the middle of the ring!
Steve White: This has got to be it!
Chuck Thompson: KICK OUT SCRAMBLES! KICK OUT YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKA!!
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Scrambles gets his shoulder up just in time. This time Seraphiel shows more frustration and he screams out in pure anger. He looks at the ref and he shakes his head looking at Scrambles. He taunts as Scrambles struggles to his feet! Scrambles counters into a huge Chop Suey! He then nails his second finisher..the Death Stroke! Scrambles however is unable to cover as he has collapsed from exhaustion. Seraphiel starts to move, but Scrambles is already waiting for him.
Chuck Thompson: I told you man..I told you!
Steve White: Don't push it.
Scrambicide! NO! The Antidote for the third time in the middle of the ring! Seraphiel struggles to his feet and the fans cheer as he gets on the top rope again! He connects with the broken halo!!
Chuck Thompson: NO! NO!
Steve White: HELL YES!
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The bell rings and the song "Revenge I Seek" hits the ppa. Seraphiel lays on top of Scrambles..not even really holding a cover. The beutiful announcer Patricia Downs is seen on the outside with her trusty microphone.
Chuck Thompson: I..I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner.."The Cure" SERAPHIEL DE VALENTINNNE!!
Seraphiel gets his hand raised in the ring as the scene fades to a video package of the upcoming match.
The camera cuts back to the ring where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, coming from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing at 5 feet and 5 inches tall, weighing in at 124 pounds, she is Marissa Taylor!
"Beautiful Dangerous" begins to play through out the arena as a crowd full of boo's begin to fill the arena. Marissa makes her way out from backstage, sporting a huge smirk across her lips. After posing at the top of the ramp, Marissa would make her way down the ramp as if she owned the place. As Marissa approaches the ring, she hops onto the apron and enters the ring via bottom rope. After posing on the nearest turnbuckle, she hops down and awaits for her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent, coming from Aspen, Colorado, standing at 5 feet and 4 inches tall, weighing in at 125 pounds, she is Hilarie Cobretti!
I Wanna Go by Britney Spears starts to play through the PA system and the arena is filled with pink and light blue lights. Hilarie Cobretti emerges at the top of the stage. She walks to the top of the ramp. She raises her arms in front of her as she rolls her wrists and then spreads her arms apart all the way to her side where she raises her arms above her head. She proceeds down the ramp blowing kisses to various male fans. She hops up onto the ring apron and lifts her right leg onto the top and runs her hand down the length of her leg before stepping through the top and second ropes. She then walks to the corner and climbs up onto the second turnbuckle as she raises her arms and takes in the fans support. She then hops down to start her match.
The referee is just about to call for the bell, but before he does "Step Up" by Drowning Pool blasts over the PA system and Scorpion steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp with a microphone in his hand. He looks around at the crowd who are all cheering and begins to talk.
Scorpion: Ladies, ladies, ladies. I'm deeply sorry if i interrupted your little pillow fight in the ring, but i have some news for you. You see, EHWF staff have decided we don't need you sluts around here anymore. In fact, we don't WANT you sluts around here anymore. Ladies, i wish you luck in your future endeavors.
Scorpion then smiles and begins to walk back to the backstage area. Both women are left in the ring looking at each other wondering why they just got fired.
Steve White: What in the hell just happened?
Chuck Thompson: I think Scorpion just fired them! This is a great night after all!
The camera is still on the girls complaining as someone slides into the ring behind them. It is Raven Trueblood. He has a steel chair in his hand. He smacks Marissa Taylor over the back with it and she falls on the ring mat with pain and agony on her face. Hilarie Cobretti then turns around and he dents the chair square over her head. Raven Trueblood looks down at both women and laughs. He then picks up the steel chair and hits Marissa Taylor and Hilarie Cobretti both multiple more times. Both women lay motionless in the ring and Raven Trueblood looks down at the carnage he has caused. He laughs again and then gets out of the ring, leaving the steel chair and the two destroyed bodies behind him.
Steve White: Why in the fuck did he do that?! That was unbelieveable! And i have no other choice but to think that Scorpion had something to do with it as well! Why?!
Chuck Thompson: This is awesome! Two women just got beat down uncouncious with a steel chair! I love this company!
The scene then fades to a video package of the upcoming match, leaving everyone in the arena stunned.
The scene comes back and the cameras are on Steve White and Chuck Thompson at ringside.
Steve White: We still havn't made sense of what just happened, but regardless, both women have been cleared from the ring and the show must go on.
The camera then cuts to the ring, where Patricia Downs is once again standing.
Patricia Downs: The following match is for the HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! AND IT IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!
The opening riff to "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares through the arena speakers as the black trench coat, black and red mask wearing form of Sah'ta Thor step out from the back. Around his waist was the FWF Universal Championship. As the music continues to play he struts arrogantly towards the ring. As he walks down to the ring he ignores the fans as he was intent on getting to the ring. Once in the ring he takes of his title and passes it to the time keeper then removes his trench coat to reveal a black t-shirt and jeans combo. His hands were covered with strikers gloves which he raises into the air in an X as a red and black pyros shoot from the ring posts. He lowers his arms and steps back while awaiting his opponent.
Chuck Thompson: Now this guy..he's a man to look out for.
Steve White: Ya, he's dangerous.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from Parts Unknown, he stands at 5 feet 9 inches, he weighs at 175 pounds. HE IS SAH'TA THORRRR!
Suddenly the lights begin to fade, the soft beginning tones of "Uprising" by Muse beginning to play. Multi-colored lights begin to stream across the top of the stage, looking for the one whose music this belongs to. With a huge explosion of pyro, Alexander Remington stands at the top of the stage, the lights converging on his position as he cracks a smile at the fans who are either choosing to boo or cheer for him. Walking down to the ring, he jumps up onto the side apron, taking a look at the crowd before entering into the ring in between the top and middle rope. His eyes staying fixed on Sah'ta Thor.
Chuck Thompson: Now this guy, he's my bet to win this.
Steve White: Really?
Chuck Thompson: Yeah!
Patricia Downs: Introducing his first opponent, he hails from Los Angeles, California. He stands at 6 feet 4 inches and weighs 255 pounds. HE IS ALEX REMINGTON!
“I Came to Play” by Downstait begins to blare over the PA as the lights turn blue and silver with various spotlights going around the arena. Shortly after the song picks up in speed, Rich walks out with a hooded vest with the hood up, covering his eyes. He lifts the hood a smidge to see the crowd, which has erupted into a chorus of boos, smirks, and begins walking down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: From St. Louis, Missouri, weighing 215 pounds, “The Star” Rich Hildos!
Rich stops midway down the ramp and points to the sky, then to himself, then slaps the ramp hard, making pyroes explode behind him in the form of a star. He continues towards the ring and slides in. He removes his vest and throws it into the crowd, which then gets thrown back into the ring. He kicks the vest out of the ring and hops onto the left turnbuckle nearest to the announce team as the song fades into a silence and the lights return to normal.
Chuck Thompson: Now this guy? He needs his mouth shut!
Steve White: No way! He deserves to talk shit!
Match #5: Sah'ta Thor vs. Alexander Remington vs. Rich Hildos
The bell rings and we see Alexander Remington slowly go toward Hildos. Hildos nods as Alex whispers something into his ear. Alex and Hildos turn towards Sah'ta Thor. Thor looks between the two and as Hildos walks in toward Thor. Alex grabs his arm, pulling him back and catching him full in the jaw with a forearm. This sends Hildos into Thor who sends him flying out of the ring into the railing! Thor turns toward Alex and they grapple. Alex gets the better of it getting a headlock.
Chuck Thompson: Outsmarted Hildos there.
Steve White: You could say that twice.
As Alex gets ran into the ropes Thor breaks the headlock and the two collide with shoulder blocks. Nither man budges and they run back into the ropes again before colliding again. This time Remington crashes into the mat. Thor smiles and he hits an elbow drop on Alex. Alex squirms out of the way and Thor runs into the ropes going for a running high knee! He misses and Alex smiles watching Thor scream in pain as he landed horribly on his his knee. Alex kicks Thor in the leg twice and runs into the ropes. Thor counters it into a spinning back fist! Remington stumbles back and Thor hits him with a following Kessagari Chop! Remington curses grabbing his chest and Thor knees him in the nuts. Remington groans in pain and Thor wraps his arms around him. EMERALD FUSION!
Chuck Thompson: Damn, already a lot of back and fourth here.
Steve White: I want to see who wins this thing. So please don't be so distracting Chuck.
Thor taunts as Alex gets up and hits him with an Olympic Slam. Alex squirms in pain as his back is arched into the air. We see Hildos re enter the ring and nail Thor in the leg with a chair! Thor cringes in pain and stumbles! Chair shot across the head! Thor lays flat on his back and we see Alex come from behind with a kendo stick! Shot to the back of Hildos! A shot straight to his head! Hildos rolls back out and Alex looks back at Thor who is busted wide open and cracks it over his head!
Steve White: AW SHIT THAT HURT!
Alex looks back and we can see Hildos setting up a table on the outside. Alex however isn't allowed to react as Thor comes from behind hitting him with the chair! Alex stumbles and recieves a chair shot across his head as well. Thor tosses the chair out and we can see him stalking the dazed Remington! Reign of Blood! Thor turns to cover Alex but recieves a shot across the back by Hildos with a trash can! Hildos follows this with two more trash can shots to Thor's head. Hildos covers thinking this could do it! 1........2.....NO WAY! Thor kicks out!
Steve White: Almost a huge upset.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, when hell freezes over is when I'll see Hildos pin Thor.
Remington struggles to his feet and nails Hildos with a huge neckbreaker from behind. Remington begins hitting Hildos with shot after shot to the head. As Thor gets up we see Hildos is busted wide open now. Thor nails Remington in the temple with his foot. As Hildos stands up Thor sends Remington down to the mat with a Roundhouse Kick. Thor does a back-flip kick nailing it perfect on Hildos! Hildos collapses onto the mat and we see Thor struggle to his feet as Remington is slowly lifting himself up. Thor gets hit with a chop block sending him crashing back to the mat. Thor cringes in pain and Remington slowly crawls over covering the unmoving Hildos! 1........2.....NO!
Steve White: Thank god, that would have been a horrible finish.
Chuck Thompson: Remington is just the smartest man in the ring..deal with it.
Remington sighs and he slowly gets back to his feet. Thor nails him with a kendo stick right in the jingle bells! Remington howls in pain and Thor cackles as he slowly wraps his arms around Remington's neck following his kendo shot with a big neck breaker!
Chuck Thompson: Damn, that did hurt.
Steve White: YEAH.
Hildos struggles to his feet and we see Thor slowly pick him up. Hildos struggles but at this point the young man is too weak to fight back. Thor nails the parasite eve on him and the crowd erupts in furious boos! Thor places his hands across his opponent! 1.......2......NO! Remington hits him across the back with a chair. Thor cringes and we see him slowly stumble up. Hildos slowly rolls out of the ring and Remington is landing hard haymakers on Thor.
Chuck Thompson: Thor might have set himself up here.
Steve White: And you said Hildos needs his mouth shut Chuck?
Thor pushes Alex off and Alex jumps up his face red in anger. Thor and Alex start hitting big haymaker's on one another. Each shot for Thor resulting in boos and each shot for Alex resulted in cheers. Thor gained the advantage sending Alex back into the ropes. Thor catches him with a huge Standing Frankensteiner! Alex struggles back to his feet and Thor nails a huge russian leg sweep! Alex howls and grabs the back of his head. Thor taunts but he is limping noticably. Thor struggles to pick Remington up and suddenly Remington hits him with a low blow! Cashflow!
Steve White: THIS COULD BE IT!
Chuck Thompson: Oh god, please!
1......2.....NO! Sah'ta Thor kicks out with a split second to spare. Remington looks over at the ref and he spits at him in disgust. He slowly picks Thor up by his hair as he stood up. Alex nailed a huge spinebuster on Thor and he turns to get a huge kick to his ribs. Hildos runs into the ropes and gets caught by Remington with a spinebuster aswell! Remington stumbles to his feet and taunts as Hildos gets up! He nails the cashflow in the middle of the ring! 1......2.....NO! Thor breaks it up!
Chuck Thompson: Aw come on! THAT WAS IT!
Steve White: Triple Threat Chuck.
Thor slowly stands up and he pulls a iron pipe from under the ring. Remington slowly struggles to his feet and Thor nails him straight across his head! Remington crashes into the mat, holding his head in pain. Hildos came from behind Thor kicking his right leg. Thor howled and Hildos ran into the ropes! ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM THOR! Thor stumbles in pain and we see Hildos roll out of the ring.
Chuck Thompson: Jesus christ, this is an animal.
Thor struggles to his feet holding his right leg in pain. Remington struggles to his feet and he catches Thor with a spinebuster again! A COVER! 1....2....NO NO NO! THOR KICKS OUT!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck man?
Steve White: COME ON THOR!
As Thor rolls out we see Hildos struggle back into the ring. Remington gets up, getting a huge chair shot for his trouble. As Hildos rains down shot after shot on Alex we hear the ref screaming at him to get off.
Chuck Thompson: I don't understand why all of this is such a cluster fuck.
Steve White: It's for the hardcore title!
Hildos covers Alex but we see Thor come back in and pull him off at 2. Hildos hits Thor with a huge low blow and Thor falls into the corner. Remington slowly struggles to his feet. Hildos runs at him! ROOTS OF EVIL! Hildos screams in pain as he is locked in Alex Remington's submission hold. Thor comes in to break it up and we hear Remington cuss loudly. Remington is a bloody mess from his incident with the iron pipe earlier. Thor nails him with 4 haymakers back to back. Remington counters the next one and nails a huge flapjack across the top rope on Thor! Thor stumbles into the corner again and Remington stumbles back to his feet. Hildos nails him with the chair once again! Hildos slowly pulls Remington out and we see him pulling him toward the table set out on the right end of the ring. Hildos taunts and the fans cheer as they expect what is coming.
Steve White: DON'T DO IT YOU SICK FUCK!
Chuck Thompson: NO NO! THAT'S MY PICK DAMN IT!
Thor cames flying from behind Hildos hitting him across the chest. He pulls him over the ropes and connects with a huge parasite eve! Thor slowly stumbles back to his feet looking over at Reminton. He taunts and slowly pulls Remington up onto the top rope looking to hit him with the blood reign through the table!
Steve White: Oh god...this is even worse!
Chuck Thompson: COME ON ALEX!
A rake to the eyes stops Thor in his tracks. We see Alex slowly wrap his arm around the neck of Thor. He looks back at the table and Thor is slowly pulled up the top rope once again! CASH FLOW THROUGH THE TABLE! CASH FLOW THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE!
Chuck Thompson: YES! YES! YES!
Steve White: HOLY SHIT!
Alexander Remington slowly gets to his feet and rolls back into the ring. He sees Rich Hildos laying there and he slowly gets to his feet and picks up Rich Hildos as well. He then nails Rich Hildos with the cashflow! Both men lay there for a second before Alexander Remington rolls over and covers Rich Hildos. 1...2...3! The song "Uprising" hits the ppa. We see Remington slowly starting to move once again. He grabs the title from the ref and pushes him down onto the ring mat. He lifts the title and points at Hildos and Thor in a show of respect. As Alex struggles to walk up the ramp we see Hildos pulling himself up on the ropes. Patricia Downs has her microphone in hand as we see Alex lifting the title above his head again.
Patricia Downs: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION HE IS ALEX REMINNNNGTOOOOON!!
Chuck Thompson: FOR ONCE I GOT IT RIGHT BITCHES! IN YOUR DAMN FACES!
Steve White: Please..don't rub it in...
We fade from the scene as we see some workers trying to clear the weapons out of the way. We go to a brief thank you notice to the song for EHWF War then show highlights of the next match.
The camera comes back inside of the arena as White Trash Millionaire hits the PA system. Patricia Downs has a microphone in her hand and as Eric Cobretti comes out she speaks.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first..he hails from Denver Colorado, he stands at 6 ft 2 inches and weighs 245 pounds! HE IS ERIC COBRETTI!
As Eric gets in the ring the song "Cult of personality" hits the ppa. The arena shines bright as Eric James' music plays. Yet, no Eric James comes out. The music dies and Patricia Downs looks around confused.
Steve White: What?
Chuck Thompson: I'm..lost.
Slowly the lights dim out and Cobretti turns around into a huge haymaker from the man named Sah'Ta Thor. Sah'ta Thor is still bloody from the match he just recently had. Haymaker after haymaker send Eric stumbling into the ropes. As this happens we see two figures on the ramp. Mark Dread with a bloody Eric James in hand. Mark Dread hits his nail in the coffin on the steel flooring on his victim Eric James. In the ring we see Sah'ta Thor nail the Parasite Eve.
Steve White: Holy shit! Who the hell is that guy on the ramp?
Chuck Thompson: I have no fucking clue! But i want to know how Thor is still standing from his brutal match!
Mark Dread slowly lifts up Eric James. He stares over at Sah'ta Thor in the ring and he does a cut throat. Sah'ta Thor does a cut throat motion in return. Sah'ta Thor slowly pulls Cobretti to the outside and lifts him up for another parasite eve. On the ramp Mark Dread pulls James in looking below off the edge of the ramp. Dread lifts James up in a powerbomb!
Chuck Thompson: DAMN I LOVE THESE TWO!
Steve White: Don't do it! You'll kill him!
As Mark Dread powerbombs James off the stage, we see Sah'ta Thor hit a parasite Eve on the outside on Cobretti. As "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays, the lights slowly go back out. The lights come back on and the two men are gone, leaving behind the two Eric's in a complete wreck.
Chuck Thompson: That was sending a message Steve.
Steve White: I don't give a shit what it was! GET SOME MEDICS DOWN HERE NOW!
As we see some paramedics on the ramp slowly lifting Eric James onto a stretcher we see some paramedics also with Cobretti on the outside. Unlike James however they aren't putting him on a stretcher and as we fade out on this scene they are trying to use smelling salt to revive him. We see a highlight video of the main event as they are getting carried out of the arena.
The camera comes back into the arena where the fans are on their feet clapping for the action so far, aching to see the main event. The camera then cuts down to ringside with commentators Steve White and Chuck Thompson.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our main event of the evening! This main event is going to be epic to say the least. All three of these great wrestlers are fighting for the most prestigious prize in EHWF, the Mayhem World Championship. They have all fought in this tournament to get this far and it looks like they all want that gold.
Chuck Thompson: They better want this gold! If they don't, they won't have a chance in hell in this match. This is going to be a great match. I know it.
The camera then goes over to Patricia Downs, who is standing in the ring with the microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is our main event of the evening!
The music "Halls Of Illusions" plays as the lights flicker black and white. Coleman walks out raising his hand in a taunt as he walks down. The fans at the front grabbing at Coleman getting a birdy as he walks by.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from Charlotte, North Carolina, he stands at 7 feet tall and weighs in at 298 pounds, he is "The Icon" Drake Coleman!
The crowd half boos and half cheers him as he climbs up the steel ring steps and goes over the top rope and into the ring. He lifts his hands in taunt as pyro explodes from on top of the stage. He waits in his corner for his opponents.
The One You Left Behind hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving red and white lights strobe threw. The fans cheer as Jaci steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she spreads her legs slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly. Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand threw her hair before tagging some of the fans hands with her own as they reach over the baracade desperatly, trying to be apart of something bigger then them selves.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Burlington, North Dakota, standing at 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighing in tonight at 120 pounds, she is Jaci Sovereign!
As she walks up the steal steps Jaci has a confident smirk on her face as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
The lights dim as "A Modern Way" by The Exies plays over the PA system. David GS walks out on to the top of the entrance ramp. He looks around at the fans, who are mostly cheering for him, though there can be some boos heard in there. He points down to the ring at his opponents and begins to make his way there.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent, hailing from Omaha, Nebraska, standing at 6 feet and 5 inches tall, weighing in tonight at 243 pounds, he is David GS!
David GS is now standing on the ring apron looking at his two opponents. He goes over the middle rope and into the ring. He warms up a little bit in his corner and awaits the bell to start the match.
Main Event: Drake Coleman vs. Jaci Sovereign vs. David GS
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the match is underway! All three opponents stand in their respective corners and look around at each other. They all close in on each other in the center of the ring and have a three way stare down. Both Drake Coleman and David GS then turn their attention to Jaci Soverign and push her out of the way. She falls onto her back by the ring ropes. David GS and Drake Coleman then start a slugfest as they punch each other repeatedly taking turns. They stand there and keep punching each other and while they are doing that, Jaci Sovereign is climbing the ropes. As both men are punching each other in the face, she jumps off and hits a double dropkick on them, kicking them both in the face. Jaci falls onto her back and backs into the corner of the ring as both men shake their head in disbelief.
Steve White: I don't think Drake or David knew what Jaci was actually capable of!
Chuck Thompson: They just got their asses knocked on the mat by a woman! Haha! This is great!
Drake Coleman and David GS both get to their feet and close in on Jaci. She holds onto the second rope in the corner of the ring and as they get close enough she picks herself up and kicks them both at the same time right in the nuts. Both men fall down onto their backs on the ring mat. Jaci gets to her feet and looks down at both of them, not knowing what to do next. She quickly goes for a cover on Drake Coleman. 1...2...NO! Kickout by Drake Coleman! She then quickly turns her attention to David GS and goes for the cover on him. 1...NO! Kickout by David GS! Jaci then decides to slide out of the ring and think about the situation.
Steve White: This is funny because these two men are getting their asses handed to them by a female.
Chuck Thompson: I think i am in love with this woman!
As Jaci stands outside of the ring, both men crawl to their feet again and decide just to go after each other. Drake Coleman runs at David GS, but David GS clothelines him onto his back. He then drops a quick legdrop on him and starts punching him in the head while he is down on the mat. David GS then picks up Drake Coleman and throws him into the turnbuckle. He runs at him and turns around and nails him right in the face with a spinning elbow. Drake Coleman falls to the ring mat, holding his face in pain as he rolls out of the ring. David GS then follows him. Once outside of the ring, David GS picks up Drake Coleman to reveal Drake Coleman has busted his mouth off of David's elbow as blood is coming from it.
Steve White: And the blood seems to be a common theme here in EHWF. One of the reasons i love this place.
David GS picks up Drake Coleman and nails him with a hard scoop slam on the outside of the ring. Drake Coleman lays there with blood coming from his mouth and pain clearly on his face as he holds his back. Jaci climbs up on the steel ring steps right behind the men and she calls for David. David GS turns around and is met by a dropkick straight to the sternum by Jaci. She falls onto the floor and hurts her shoulder with the landing and David GS falls backwards and trips over Drake Coleman, smacking the back of his head off of the concrete floor. Jaci Soveriegn then gets back to her feet and climbs into the ring.
Steve White: Jaci is honestly getting the best of this deal right now. This shows that some women can stand up to men.
Chuck Thompson: Not some women, Steve. Just Jaci. She is one of a kind. I'm in love.
Steve White: She's taken, Chuck.
Drake Coleman crawls to his feet, using the ring commentators table as leverage. David GS also gets to his feet and climbs up onto the ring apron. He stands there and looks at Jaci who is standing in the ring. David is about to get into the ring when his foot is held by Drake Coleman, trying to trip him off of the ring apron. Jaci sees her oppertunity and runs at David GS and hits him with a spinning heel kick. David GS falls off of the ring apron on top of Drake Coleman who was holding him there. Both men lay outside of the ring holding different parts of their bodies in pain. Jaci lets out a smile and then climbs the turnbuckle.
Steve White: Jaci is doing completely fine right now! What is the point of doing this?
Chuck Thompson: She seems to fit in here quite well!
Both men get to their feet and turn around and Jaci launches herself off of the turnbuckle onto both men outside of the ring. All three wrestlers fall to the ground. Jaci Sovereign crawls to her feet first and rolls back into the ring, but David GS quickly follows her. He gets into the ring with her and he stands up first. She gets to her feet and turns around and is met by a superkick by David GS. Jaci Sovereign lays on the ring mat on he back, holding her chin.
Steve White: Hey! You can't hit a woman! You know what happens when you hit a woman, David!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck that. She is in the match she needs hit too!
David GS then picks her up and as he is about to nail another move on her, Drake Coleman gets into the ring and punches him in the back of the head. Jaci falls onto the ring mat and David stumbles into the corner of the ring. Drake Coleman starts punching David GS in the ribs repeatedly while he stands in the corner. David GS falls onto the ring mat where Drake Coleman starts stomping him repeatedly. David GS rolls out of the ring and Drake Coleman turns his attention to Jaci, who is using the ropes to get to her feet. Drake Coleman spits the blood from his mouth and grabs her by the hair as her back is turned to him. He pulls her closer to him and then throws her into the turnbuckle. Jaci hits hard and falls onto the ring mat. Drake Coleman then picks her back up and nails a hard powerbomb on her. She lays there holding the back of her head in pain. David GS crawls back into the ring and hits a chop block on Drake Coleman, sending the big man crashing down onto the ring mat holding his knee, cringing in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Jaci! Are you alright?
Steve White: Oh, now you care!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right, and it’s an open challenge so we have no idea who will show. I doubt a lot of people will, seems as most of the roster is booked on the main card for later on in the evening.
Steve White: Oh, what do you know Chuck? For all you know, a lot of people could show up! There is, after all, a special prize for the winner of this match.
Chuck Thompson: If there is any.
Patricia Downs: Hello, and welcome to War! This pay-per-view is brought to you in part by Verizon Wireless!
The fans cheer, making Reliant Astrodome in Houston, Texas almost shake.
Patricia Downs: This dark match is an open challenge match! Whoever wants to show up can, and whoever the winner is will receive a special prize, compliments of EHWF Owner JT!
Patricia Downs steps out of the ring, not knowing if anyone will show up. There will be no introductions, as this match is purely based off people who want to come out and play.
“Voices” by Rev Theory rips out of the PA, as Scotty Paine walks out onto the stage pushing a shopping cart full of hardcore goodies. He stops at the top of the ramp, and strikes a cross-like pose. He then continues down the ramp, and pushes the cart up to the side of the ring, and rolls in under the ropes. He pops up to his feet, and flips off the fans. He rushes over, climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and crosses his arms in an X fashion. He yells out "I put the X, in Xtreme!”
Chuck Thompson: Looks like newcomer Scotty Paine will be competing.
The lights go dim, as a purple haze covers the stage. ”Angel of Death” by Cradle of Filth blasts over the PA system, as James E. NightWolf walks out onto the stage and then starts down the ramp way. Suddenly a thunder clap shakes the arena, and silver lightning flashes from the rafters. Genocide creeps his way out from the entry way, and then slowly stalks down to the ring. With the arena covered in thick purple smog, NightWolf now stands at ringside. The Angel of Death steps into the ring, and slithers his way to the center of the squared circle. He whips his onyx black hair out of his paled face, and rolls his eyes into the back of his head. As blood rolls out of the corners of his mouth, silver lightning strikes once again and he yells out “I’ll Send You …Straight …To …Hell!”
Steve White: Scotty Paine will be taking on another hardcore newcomer, “The Angel of Death”, Genocide!
The referee is standing between the two men; both looking at each other like they want to murder each other. There is a long pause. The ref has to control both of those men, who at times tried to get in a cheap shot. After a little while…
Chuck Thompson: Okay, we’ve been waiting long enough! Ring the bell, dumbass!
Dark Match #1: Open Invitational Battle Royal
The bell ringer does his job, though a little hesitantly because of Chuck’s choice words. Nevertheless, the match begins and the ref gets the hell out of the way. The two big men waste no time, as they both get set and charge in. They hook arms, break, and hook back up again. Immediately, Scotty Paine hits his Drop Toe Hold finisher on Genocide and goes for the pin, but Genocide immediately kicks out.
Steve White: Going to take more than that to get a big guy like Genocide down.
As Genocide is getting up, Scotty Paine runs over to him and shoves Genocide’s heads between his knees. Scotty picks him up and delivers a sitout piledriver. He goes for the cover, but Genocide kicks out at 1.
Steve White: Wasting no time trying to get a win here.
Chuck Thompson: They’re just warming up.
Both men get up, but Scotty slides out of the ring and he walks over to his shopping cart full of weapons. He looks through then, but Genocide comes up and delivers a clothesline to the back of Scotty’s head. The referee doesn’t know whether to start to count them out or just let it happen.
Chuck Thompson: Let them go!
The referee adheres and stays in the ring to monitor the action. As Scotty was getting up, Genocide took a kendo stick from the chopping cart and cracks it over Scotty’s back. From the ground, Scotty executes a second Drop Toe Hold, this time on the concrete floor surrounding the EHWF squared circle. Genocide rolls over to reveal blood on his face from a busted nose.
Steve White: He’s busted wide open!
Scotty walks over to pick Genocide up, but he punches him in the face and gets up by himself. Both men then get into a fist fight, until Genocide delivers a knee to Scotty’s midsection and an uppercut straight to his face while he was half bent over. Scotty covers his face, and when he removes his hands he reveals a busted nose of his own.
Chuck Thompson: Payback! I like this match already, two hardcore wrestlers bringing the house down before the real show even starts!
A fiery show of fists, kicks and the occasional weapon follows. Genocide knees Scotty in the midsection a second time, but Scotty quickly reacts with an eye poke. The ref sees it, and thinks about calling it, but doesn’t. Genocide brings his hands to face, which is when Scotty takes a step back and delivers a big boot right to Genocide’s face. He falls back against the side of the ring, where Scotty comes crashing in with a clothesline. Genocide falls foreword, his back obviously in pain, but manages a low blow to Scotty.
Steve White: Low blow! That should be a disqualification!
Chuck Thompson: Shut up, this is a great wrestling match.
The two men are on the ground. Scotty crawls over to his carriage and grabs his signature weapon - a barbed wire wrapped steel chair. Genocide gets up and starts to rush him, but Scotty quickly turns around and cracks Genocide in the head with the chair. Genocide immediately staggers back, but is still at a vertical base. Then BAM, another crack from the weapon to Genocide’s head. Nothing. A third whack brings Genocide down to his knees and a kick to the side of Genocide’s head from Scotty lays him out. Scotty picks him up and drags him inside the ring and covers him.
1... 2... THREE!
Ding, ding, ding!
Patricia Downs: And the winner of this match via pinfall, SCOTTY PAINE!
The fans boo the heel wrestler, as he stands in the ring with his hand raised by the ref. The referee sets his hand down and scampers out of the ring.
Then, “Honor Thy Father” by Dream Theater hit’s the p.a. system, and the fans stand to cheer as they know exactly who it is. EHWF Owner, JT walks out from behind the curtains and stands atop the ramp with a microphone in his hand. He looks down and points directly at Scotty.
JT: Scotty Paine!
He pauses.
JT: I just saw your incredible match against Genocide. I promised the victor something special; and I’m here to give it to you Scotty. Being the winner, your special gift is…
He lowers the mic, adding suspense. He smiles and raises the mic back up to his aged mouth.
JT: Scotty, you get a shot at the hardcore championship on the next Mayhem!
JT nods with a smile, the fans boo, and Scotty stands in the ring and smiles. The camera fades on JT as the screen goes black.
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The camera comes back on with the EHWF logo displayed and after a few moments it fades away and the opening theme song of EHWF War begins.
The camera swings around to see the thousands of EHWF fans on their feet jumping up and down and clapping as we go live! After the camera pans around for a few moments, it cuts down to ringside with the ringside commentators, Steve White and Chuck Thompson.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EHWF War! Our first Pay Per View since coming back and Chuck, i am extremely happy to see EHWF last this long and i am sure there are many more Pay Per Views to come for us!
Chuck Thompson: Happy? Yes, absolutely. Surprised? Not really. I had a feeling EHWF would last this long and i knew i would be happy when we made it to this, but Steve, i have goosebumps!
Steve White: You and I both, Chuck. This Pay Per View promises to be a good one! A lot of good fights on the card for tonight and we started off before our broadcast with a dark match. An open invitational to anyone who doesn't have a match for the Pay Per View and two men showed up. Scotty Paine and Genocide. They put on one hell of a show for the fans that were here in time to catch it and i'm sure from there it only gets better!
Chuck Thompson: You are one hundred percent right, Steve! And now it is time for our first contest of the evening to get started!
The camera then cuts down to the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is your opening contest of EHWF War! IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He stands at 6 feet and 5 inches. He comes in tonight weighing at 245 pounds. HE IS QUINTON HUGHES!
"Breaking the Law" comes over the P.A. System, as Rocky J comes out and walks down the ramp and into the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, he hails from Corpus Christy, Texas. He stands at 6 feet and 1 inch. He weighs in tonight at 200 pounds. HE IS ROCKY J!
Chuck Thompson: I believe this match is gonna suck.
Steve White: Must you be so negative?
Match #1: Quinton Hughes vs. Rocky J
We see Rocky J hold out his hand to Quinton. The ref turns to ring the bell and Rocky J kicks Quinton square in the nuts. Quinton howls in pain and at first Rocky J just shrugs at the ref. He then nails a huge dear diary on his opponent!
Chuck Thompson: OH SHIT THE DRUNK JUST PULLED A FAST ONE! YE-HAW!
Steve White: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Rocky J stalks Quinton as he slowly struggles to his feet. Quinton looks up and receives a huge kick to the gut followed by a breaking the law for his trouble. The ref looks up at Rocky and gets down as Rocky covers Quinton.
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The bell rings as "Breaking The Law" hits the ppa. Patricia Downs slowly picks up the microphone and sighs.
Chuck Thompson: A message sent fast..is a message sent loud.
Steve White: What a sorry excuse for a wrestler!
Patricia Downs: Here..is your winner ROCKY J!
Rocky J slowly walks up the ramp. He doesn't look back at Quinton who is slowly struggling back to his feet. The scene fades off as we show a highlight video for the upcoming main event.
The scene comes back to Steve White and Chuck Thompson at ringside.
Steve White: What a match between newcomer Rocky J and Quinton Hughes!
Chuck Thompson: It was pitiful. Quinton should have made an example out of that drunken mess of a wrestler.
Steve White: He looked good in that match, Chuck. You can’t deny him that.
Chuck Thompson: Maybe if I wasn’t gay like you, Steve.
Patricia is now in the ring, as the bell rings and the camera cuts to her.
Patricia Downs: This next contest is scheduled for one fall. Now, weighing in at 217 pounds and standing at 6-foot-1, making his EHWF debut, LORENZO GRIFFIN!
Mixed reactions from the fans as “Worldwide Choppers” begins to play throughout the arena. Ceza's short Turk verse runs through with the lights out. Suddenly, the lights return in a shade of purple as Tech yells in the song.
We started in the midwest,
Now we 'bout to take it,
All over the world, baby.
This is the pinnacle,
Yeah, Griffin!
Lorenzo is seen at the top of the stage and he is excited. He wears his jeans and tee, and is pumped up. He slaps the hands of fans on his way to the ring. Once he's in, he climbs the turnbuckle and pumps up the crowd as they pop unbelievably. He stands in the ring now, jumping and fired up for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his challenger! Weighing in at 180 pounds and standing at 6-foot-1...RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
All the sudden a song cuts over the pa system; Shut the Fuck Up by Prise. The fans start to cheer as Raven Trueblood walks out on the stage. He stands there with a smile on his face as the fans starts chanting “TEO!” over and over again. He walks down the ramp and gets inside the ring as he runs a lap around the ring and then stands in his corner and waits for the bell.
Match #2: Lorenzo Griffin vs. Raven Trueblood
Ding, ding, ding!
The bell goes off, and so do the two men. Lorenzo Griffin quickly shows Raven up with a clothesline. Raven gets up and quickly runs in real close to Lorenzo and grabs him. Raven then hits a belly to belly suplex. Lorenzo is thrown back, hits his back against the top rope and flips over landing on the concrete, in tremendous pain. Raven gets up, hits against the far ropes and springs himself forward, almost landing a suicide dive on Griffin. Griffin, however, dodges it barely, and Raven heads straight into the side of the announcers table.
Chuck Thompson: Watch it, fucko! This costs a lot of money!
Both men are in pain, and Raven is barely breathing. The referee begins to count.
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Lorenzo begins to move, but slowly.
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He crawls toward the ring. Raven hasn’t moved.
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Lorenzo grabs a rope, trying to get back to a vertical base.
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Griffin is back up, but not in the ring yet.
Steve White: Hurry, Lorenzo!
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Lorenzo Griffin slings a leg over onto the apron, and tries to lunge himself forward.
10! The ref yells for the bell a split second before Lorenzo rolls back into the ring. He gets up and gets in the refs face about it, and they argue.
Steve White: Wow!
Chuck Thompson: LORENZO JUST GOT SCREWED OUT OF A VICTORY!
As Lorenzo goes at it with the referee, the scene fades to a video package of the upcoming match.
We camera cuts back to the ring where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand. "Zombies, March" hits the PA system almost right away.
Chuck Thompson: Well, time for Scrambles to add another one to the list. This wet ear punk Seraphiel.
Steve White: Don't be talking shit Chuck, as it is this will be a great match.
Patricia Downs lifts the microphone to her lips and we can hear the fans cheer as the song gets louder.
Welcome once again,
To the bloody pit, my friends!
We're so glad you could attend,
Come and die, come and die!
Yes, the Bloody Pit of Horror!
It is sick as is Gomorrah queer!
It's purpled purpose quickly clear
As Zombies, March continues over the arena P.A., the lights become a dark red, the masked mad man known as Scrambles the Death Dealer creeps out onto the titantron stage as GWAR play their heavy guitar riffs. Standing tall for a moment, Scrambles scans the crowd before him as they greet him with a mixed reaction before making his march down the ramp. His head sporadically darts left and right at shouting fans, his stance becoming slightly more cautious as his head sinks into his shoulders slightly. He puts bit of a spring in his step as he finally approaches the ring, leaping up onto the apron as he leans back, turning to look back for a moment before pulling himself into the ring, stepping over the second rope. Scrambles wastes little time as he marches his way across the ring to the farthest corner, ascending the turnbuckle he stands on the middle rope, planting one foot on the top as he rests his hand on his knee, his eyes slowly scanning the vocal crowd before him for a moment before quickly leaping off of the turnbuckle, before retreating back to his corner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from Zombieland, he stands at exactly 6 feet tall and weighs at exactly 200 pounds..he is SCRAMBLES THE DEATH DEALER!!!
Chuck Thompson: This man is a sick freak. That is why you gotta love him.
Steve White: I don't know where you lost your marbles Chuck, but you need them back.
When I quest my flashing sword and my hand takes hold of judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies and I will have paid those who haze me, Oh Lord raise me to thy right hand and count me among thy saints…. “Revenge I Seek” by Bleeding Through continues to blare through the auditorium, in that same moment there is a total blackout followed by a static screen, as a small light enlightens the entrance ramp, a man covered in a Black mantel emerges from behind the curtains, he stands atop the ramp, looking at the ground, he raises his head and removes the hood of the mantel, revealing his white colored braided red striped hair.
Patricia Downs: On his way to the ring weighing in at 195lbs. he stands approximately 5’11” inches he hails from Dragararia. He is “The Cure” Seraphiel De Valentine!!!
Seraphiel stands at the top of the entrance ramp looking out into the darkness that surrounds him, the words "T_H_E__C_U_R_E" are spelled out across the static being displayed across the screen as he starts his walk towards the ring without caring much about the fan reaction seeing how their mostly boos anyways. The Black Mantel is thrown away as soon as the music dies and he stares at his opponent who is already in the ring.
Chuck Thompson: These two men are both undefeated coming into this match. My bet is, however, Scrambles will kick this kids ass and chew him up like a piece of cheese in a grinder.
Steve White: I don't know what to think about this confrontation. They both have proven themselves ever since their debut last Mayhem. I mean Seraphiel took on 3 other guys and Scrambles destroyed his opponent.
Match #3: Scrambles the Death Dealer vs. Seraphiel de Valentine
The bell rings and we see Scrambles back up letting Seraphiel enter the ring. Scrambles and Seraphiel slowly come into the middle of the ring and tie up. Scrambles locks Seraphiel in a headlock and Seraphiel slowly inches into the ropes using it to send Scrambles into the ropes and sends him down to the mat with a Judo slam.
Chuck Thompson: Oh fuck that!
Steve White: Mad your boy just got made a fool of?
Seraphiel runs into the ropes and catches Scrambles with a huge dropkick to the temple. Seraphiel then runs into the ropes and goes for a flying forearm smash! Scrambles ducks and Seraphiel crashes into the mat. Scrambles runs into the ropes and nails Seraphiel with a huge springboard roundhouse! Scrambles immediately gets on top of Seraphiel aiming several punches to the top of his head. The ref starts a count on him!
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Chuck Thompson: Gotta love it when people get vicious!
Steve White: Pull him off ref!
Scrambles gets off and he is getting a little fussed out by the ref. As Seraphiel gets up Scrambles slowly gets around him and locks in a sleeper. Seraphiel squirms and he elbows Scrambles in the ribs twice. Scrambles lets go and nails an enzuiguri and he stumbles as Seraphiel slowly gets back up. Scrambles goes forward to attack Seraphiel, but gets a forearm smash for his troubles. Scrambles stumbles back and Seraphiel runs into the ropes only to get caught by Scrambles with a Fireman's Carry which turns into a huge gut buster!
Steve White: Seraphiel was mounting some offense, but Scrambles turns it around again!
Chuck Thompson: Let's not get to excited, Steve. Scrambles has this in the bag.
Seraphiel slowly struggles to his feet and Scrambles kicks him in his hurt ribs. Seraphiel gets tossed into the ropes and Scrambles nails him with a knee to the ribs and follows up with a half nelson suplex! Scrambles slowly gets up and looks at Seraphiel who is rolling out of the ring. Scrambles runs into the ropes and does a huge baseball slide to Seraphiel who crashes face first into the rails!
Steve White: Aw shit that hurt!
Chuck Thompson: I TOLD YOU SON!
Scrambles slowly exits the ring and he hits Seraphiel in the ribs again before lifting him up and sending him crashing across the rails. Seraphiel curses and we see Scrambles lift him and do it again. Seraphiel collapses on the cement and Scrambles taunts. The ref begins his count.
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Scrambles turns and he looks back at the steps. He goes to irish whip Seraphiel, but is countered and hits the steps head first! The fans cheer and we Seraphiel slowly stand up and nailing a huge spear right into the barricade! The barricade breaks and both men are laid out!
Chuck Thompson: NO! SCRAMBLES YOU IDIOT!
Steve White: It looks like Scrambles may have screwed himself over.
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Seraphiel is slowly rolling into the ring and we can see Scrambles slowly beginning to move. Seraphiel tries to get up in the ring, but he fails to do so. Scrambles starts to crawl and we can hear the fans chanting. "Scrambles, Scrambles, Scrambles!"
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Scrambles slowly rolls into the ring a meer second before he could be counted out. Seraphiel struggles to his feet and wraps his arms around Scrambles in a sleeper. Scrambles counters with a Jawbreaker. The fans cheer as Scrambles slowly gets up. He hits a huge Shoryuken!
Steve White: Damn, what a match!
Chuck Thompson: Scrambles can't be beat by this punk man. He's just too damn good!
Scrambles runs into Seraphiel and hits a huge Running Liger Bomb! Scrambles goes for the cover! 1......2....NO! Seraphiel inches the shoulder up! Scrambles shakes his head and slowly gets up kicking Seraphiel's back three times. Each time Seraphiel screams in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Scrambles has taken complete control of Seraphiel.
Steve White: Don't count the youngster out Chuck.
Scrambles taunts and he pounds on Seraphiels head till the ref begins a count. Scrambles gets right off and this time he simply backs up a second allowing a now bleeding Seraphiel to stand up. Scrambles had broken the young man's nose. Scrambles nails him with a Chop Suey causing Seraphiel to fall into a corner. Scrambles goes for the Running Arched Big Boot but Seraphiel moves out of the way! Scrambles lands badly on his neck as Seraphiel cuts out his other leg! Seraphiel then nails a huge springboard leg drop!
Steve White: TOLD YOU CHUCK!
Chuck Thompson: Oh shut up you dumbass hypocrite!
Seraphiel slowly gets up and he runs into the ropes and does a huge springboard into a Tornado DDT! Scrambles slowly turns his body and Seraphiel runs into the ropes only to get nailed with a huge springboard headbutt by Scrambles! Scrambles stumbles up and slowly gets up on the top rope as Seraphiel struggles to his feet!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, now shut your mouth Steve!
Steve White: Great comeback move by Scrambles.
Scrambles nails a huge Diving Double Foot Stomp on Seraphiel! Scrambles slowly struggles to his feet and taunts. He nails three parts of the Death Stroke but misses the running leg strike which Seraphiel counters into a huge Worship Me! Both wrestlers are down!
Chuck Thompson: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Steve White: Yeah, and you called me a hypocrite?
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The two wrestlers slowly start to struggle to their feet. The ref continues his count and we see Seraphiel trying to regain some air as he holds on to his ribs.
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Seraphiel gets up first and Scrambles is a very close second. Seraphiel slowly wraps an arm around Scrambles and hits him with the redeemer! Slowly Seraphiel pulls Scrambles into a pin! 1.....2.....NO! Scrambles gets the shoulder up! Seraphiel curses and he slowly gets to the ropes. He runs into the ropes hitting a huge dropkick to Scrambles' face! Seraphiel slowly gets to the top rope. He taunts!!
Chuck Thompson: YOU BASTARD! DON'T YOU DO IT!
Steve White: This might be taking too long for Seraphiel!
Seraphiel dives for the broken halo, but Scrambles gets his knees up! Seraphiel pops up screaming in pain and his feet hit the mat several times as he holds his injured ribs. Slowly, Seraphiel struggles to his feet and his hands are still clenched on his ribs. Scrambles nails him with a huge scrambicide!
Steve White: That's gotta be it.
Chuck Thompson: Awesome move! I told all you dumbass fuckers didn't I?
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Seraphiel's shoulder sneaks out to kickout. Scrambles' hands clench over his head and he can't believe it! He gets up and walks toward the ref who he clenches with his right hand. He starts screaming at him. Seraphiel comes from below Scrambles' with a huge low blow! Scrambles drops and the ref hits the corner pretty stiff. The ref however is confused as he has no clue what happend. Scrambles stumbles to his feet and gets nailed with the Antidote!
Chuck Thompson: Great move...but I still hate the kid.
Steve White: What the fuck was that??
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Scrambles' foot lays on the bottom rope. Seraphiel can't believe it as he slowly stands up. He looks at the ref and shakes his head. He taunts as Scrambles slowly struggles to his feet. When Scrambles turns around he nails a second antidote and this time it's in the middle of the ring!
Steve White: This has got to be it!
Chuck Thompson: KICK OUT SCRAMBLES! KICK OUT YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKA!!
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Scrambles gets his shoulder up just in time. This time Seraphiel shows more frustration and he screams out in pure anger. He looks at the ref and he shakes his head looking at Scrambles. He taunts as Scrambles struggles to his feet! Scrambles counters into a huge Chop Suey! He then nails his second finisher..the Death Stroke! Scrambles however is unable to cover as he has collapsed from exhaustion. Seraphiel starts to move, but Scrambles is already waiting for him.
Chuck Thompson: I told you man..I told you!
Steve White: Don't push it.
Scrambicide! NO! The Antidote for the third time in the middle of the ring! Seraphiel struggles to his feet and the fans cheer as he gets on the top rope again! He connects with the broken halo!!
Chuck Thompson: NO! NO!
Steve White: HELL YES!
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The bell rings and the song "Revenge I Seek" hits the ppa. Seraphiel lays on top of Scrambles..not even really holding a cover. The beutiful announcer Patricia Downs is seen on the outside with her trusty microphone.
Chuck Thompson: I..I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner.."The Cure" SERAPHIEL DE VALENTINNNE!!
Seraphiel gets his hand raised in the ring as the scene fades to a video package of the upcoming match.
The camera cuts back to the ring where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, coming from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing at 5 feet and 5 inches tall, weighing in at 124 pounds, she is Marissa Taylor!
"Beautiful Dangerous" begins to play through out the arena as a crowd full of boo's begin to fill the arena. Marissa makes her way out from backstage, sporting a huge smirk across her lips. After posing at the top of the ramp, Marissa would make her way down the ramp as if she owned the place. As Marissa approaches the ring, she hops onto the apron and enters the ring via bottom rope. After posing on the nearest turnbuckle, she hops down and awaits for her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And her opponent, coming from Aspen, Colorado, standing at 5 feet and 4 inches tall, weighing in at 125 pounds, she is Hilarie Cobretti!
I Wanna Go by Britney Spears starts to play through the PA system and the arena is filled with pink and light blue lights. Hilarie Cobretti emerges at the top of the stage. She walks to the top of the ramp. She raises her arms in front of her as she rolls her wrists and then spreads her arms apart all the way to her side where she raises her arms above her head. She proceeds down the ramp blowing kisses to various male fans. She hops up onto the ring apron and lifts her right leg onto the top and runs her hand down the length of her leg before stepping through the top and second ropes. She then walks to the corner and climbs up onto the second turnbuckle as she raises her arms and takes in the fans support. She then hops down to start her match.
The referee is just about to call for the bell, but before he does "Step Up" by Drowning Pool blasts over the PA system and Scorpion steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp with a microphone in his hand. He looks around at the crowd who are all cheering and begins to talk.
Scorpion: Ladies, ladies, ladies. I'm deeply sorry if i interrupted your little pillow fight in the ring, but i have some news for you. You see, EHWF staff have decided we don't need you sluts around here anymore. In fact, we don't WANT you sluts around here anymore. Ladies, i wish you luck in your future endeavors.
Scorpion then smiles and begins to walk back to the backstage area. Both women are left in the ring looking at each other wondering why they just got fired.
Steve White: What in the hell just happened?
Chuck Thompson: I think Scorpion just fired them! This is a great night after all!
The camera is still on the girls complaining as someone slides into the ring behind them. It is Raven Trueblood. He has a steel chair in his hand. He smacks Marissa Taylor over the back with it and she falls on the ring mat with pain and agony on her face. Hilarie Cobretti then turns around and he dents the chair square over her head. Raven Trueblood looks down at both women and laughs. He then picks up the steel chair and hits Marissa Taylor and Hilarie Cobretti both multiple more times. Both women lay motionless in the ring and Raven Trueblood looks down at the carnage he has caused. He laughs again and then gets out of the ring, leaving the steel chair and the two destroyed bodies behind him.
Steve White: Why in the fuck did he do that?! That was unbelieveable! And i have no other choice but to think that Scorpion had something to do with it as well! Why?!
Chuck Thompson: This is awesome! Two women just got beat down uncouncious with a steel chair! I love this company!
The scene then fades to a video package of the upcoming match, leaving everyone in the arena stunned.
The scene comes back and the cameras are on Steve White and Chuck Thompson at ringside.
Steve White: We still havn't made sense of what just happened, but regardless, both women have been cleared from the ring and the show must go on.
The camera then cuts to the ring, where Patricia Downs is once again standing.
Patricia Downs: The following match is for the HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! AND IT IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!
The opening riff to "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch blares through the arena speakers as the black trench coat, black and red mask wearing form of Sah'ta Thor step out from the back. Around his waist was the FWF Universal Championship. As the music continues to play he struts arrogantly towards the ring. As he walks down to the ring he ignores the fans as he was intent on getting to the ring. Once in the ring he takes of his title and passes it to the time keeper then removes his trench coat to reveal a black t-shirt and jeans combo. His hands were covered with strikers gloves which he raises into the air in an X as a red and black pyros shoot from the ring posts. He lowers his arms and steps back while awaiting his opponent.
Chuck Thompson: Now this guy..he's a man to look out for.
Steve White: Ya, he's dangerous.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from Parts Unknown, he stands at 5 feet 9 inches, he weighs at 175 pounds. HE IS SAH'TA THORRRR!
Suddenly the lights begin to fade, the soft beginning tones of "Uprising" by Muse beginning to play. Multi-colored lights begin to stream across the top of the stage, looking for the one whose music this belongs to. With a huge explosion of pyro, Alexander Remington stands at the top of the stage, the lights converging on his position as he cracks a smile at the fans who are either choosing to boo or cheer for him. Walking down to the ring, he jumps up onto the side apron, taking a look at the crowd before entering into the ring in between the top and middle rope. His eyes staying fixed on Sah'ta Thor.
Chuck Thompson: Now this guy, he's my bet to win this.
Steve White: Really?
Chuck Thompson: Yeah!
Patricia Downs: Introducing his first opponent, he hails from Los Angeles, California. He stands at 6 feet 4 inches and weighs 255 pounds. HE IS ALEX REMINGTON!
“I Came to Play” by Downstait begins to blare over the PA as the lights turn blue and silver with various spotlights going around the arena. Shortly after the song picks up in speed, Rich walks out with a hooded vest with the hood up, covering his eyes. He lifts the hood a smidge to see the crowd, which has erupted into a chorus of boos, smirks, and begins walking down to the ring.
Patricia Downs: From St. Louis, Missouri, weighing 215 pounds, “The Star” Rich Hildos!
Rich stops midway down the ramp and points to the sky, then to himself, then slaps the ramp hard, making pyroes explode behind him in the form of a star. He continues towards the ring and slides in. He removes his vest and throws it into the crowd, which then gets thrown back into the ring. He kicks the vest out of the ring and hops onto the left turnbuckle nearest to the announce team as the song fades into a silence and the lights return to normal.
Chuck Thompson: Now this guy? He needs his mouth shut!
Steve White: No way! He deserves to talk shit!
Match #5: Sah'ta Thor vs. Alexander Remington vs. Rich Hildos
The bell rings and we see Alexander Remington slowly go toward Hildos. Hildos nods as Alex whispers something into his ear. Alex and Hildos turn towards Sah'ta Thor. Thor looks between the two and as Hildos walks in toward Thor. Alex grabs his arm, pulling him back and catching him full in the jaw with a forearm. This sends Hildos into Thor who sends him flying out of the ring into the railing! Thor turns toward Alex and they grapple. Alex gets the better of it getting a headlock.
Chuck Thompson: Outsmarted Hildos there.
Steve White: You could say that twice.
As Alex gets ran into the ropes Thor breaks the headlock and the two collide with shoulder blocks. Nither man budges and they run back into the ropes again before colliding again. This time Remington crashes into the mat. Thor smiles and he hits an elbow drop on Alex. Alex squirms out of the way and Thor runs into the ropes going for a running high knee! He misses and Alex smiles watching Thor scream in pain as he landed horribly on his his knee. Alex kicks Thor in the leg twice and runs into the ropes. Thor counters it into a spinning back fist! Remington stumbles back and Thor hits him with a following Kessagari Chop! Remington curses grabbing his chest and Thor knees him in the nuts. Remington groans in pain and Thor wraps his arms around him. EMERALD FUSION!
Chuck Thompson: Damn, already a lot of back and fourth here.
Steve White: I want to see who wins this thing. So please don't be so distracting Chuck.
Thor taunts as Alex gets up and hits him with an Olympic Slam. Alex squirms in pain as his back is arched into the air. We see Hildos re enter the ring and nail Thor in the leg with a chair! Thor cringes in pain and stumbles! Chair shot across the head! Thor lays flat on his back and we see Alex come from behind with a kendo stick! Shot to the back of Hildos! A shot straight to his head! Hildos rolls back out and Alex looks back at Thor who is busted wide open and cracks it over his head!
Steve White: AW SHIT THAT HURT!
Alex looks back and we can see Hildos setting up a table on the outside. Alex however isn't allowed to react as Thor comes from behind hitting him with the chair! Alex stumbles and recieves a chair shot across his head as well. Thor tosses the chair out and we can see him stalking the dazed Remington! Reign of Blood! Thor turns to cover Alex but recieves a shot across the back by Hildos with a trash can! Hildos follows this with two more trash can shots to Thor's head. Hildos covers thinking this could do it! 1........2.....NO WAY! Thor kicks out!
Steve White: Almost a huge upset.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, when hell freezes over is when I'll see Hildos pin Thor.
Remington struggles to his feet and nails Hildos with a huge neckbreaker from behind. Remington begins hitting Hildos with shot after shot to the head. As Thor gets up we see Hildos is busted wide open now. Thor nails Remington in the temple with his foot. As Hildos stands up Thor sends Remington down to the mat with a Roundhouse Kick. Thor does a back-flip kick nailing it perfect on Hildos! Hildos collapses onto the mat and we see Thor struggle to his feet as Remington is slowly lifting himself up. Thor gets hit with a chop block sending him crashing back to the mat. Thor cringes in pain and Remington slowly crawls over covering the unmoving Hildos! 1........2.....NO!
Steve White: Thank god, that would have been a horrible finish.
Chuck Thompson: Remington is just the smartest man in the ring..deal with it.
Remington sighs and he slowly gets back to his feet. Thor nails him with a kendo stick right in the jingle bells! Remington howls in pain and Thor cackles as he slowly wraps his arms around Remington's neck following his kendo shot with a big neck breaker!
Chuck Thompson: Damn, that did hurt.
Steve White: YEAH.
Hildos struggles to his feet and we see Thor slowly pick him up. Hildos struggles but at this point the young man is too weak to fight back. Thor nails the parasite eve on him and the crowd erupts in furious boos! Thor places his hands across his opponent! 1.......2......NO! Remington hits him across the back with a chair. Thor cringes and we see him slowly stumble up. Hildos slowly rolls out of the ring and Remington is landing hard haymakers on Thor.
Chuck Thompson: Thor might have set himself up here.
Steve White: And you said Hildos needs his mouth shut Chuck?
Thor pushes Alex off and Alex jumps up his face red in anger. Thor and Alex start hitting big haymaker's on one another. Each shot for Thor resulting in boos and each shot for Alex resulted in cheers. Thor gained the advantage sending Alex back into the ropes. Thor catches him with a huge Standing Frankensteiner! Alex struggles back to his feet and Thor nails a huge russian leg sweep! Alex howls and grabs the back of his head. Thor taunts but he is limping noticably. Thor struggles to pick Remington up and suddenly Remington hits him with a low blow! Cashflow!
Steve White: THIS COULD BE IT!
Chuck Thompson: Oh god, please!
1......2.....NO! Sah'ta Thor kicks out with a split second to spare. Remington looks over at the ref and he spits at him in disgust. He slowly picks Thor up by his hair as he stood up. Alex nailed a huge spinebuster on Thor and he turns to get a huge kick to his ribs. Hildos runs into the ropes and gets caught by Remington with a spinebuster aswell! Remington stumbles to his feet and taunts as Hildos gets up! He nails the cashflow in the middle of the ring! 1......2.....NO! Thor breaks it up!
Chuck Thompson: Aw come on! THAT WAS IT!
Steve White: Triple Threat Chuck.
Thor slowly stands up and he pulls a iron pipe from under the ring. Remington slowly struggles to his feet and Thor nails him straight across his head! Remington crashes into the mat, holding his head in pain. Hildos came from behind Thor kicking his right leg. Thor howled and Hildos ran into the ropes! ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM THOR! Thor stumbles in pain and we see Hildos roll out of the ring.
Chuck Thompson: Jesus christ, this is an animal.
Thor struggles to his feet holding his right leg in pain. Remington struggles to his feet and he catches Thor with a spinebuster again! A COVER! 1....2....NO NO NO! THOR KICKS OUT!
Chuck Thompson: What the fuck man?
Steve White: COME ON THOR!
As Thor rolls out we see Hildos struggle back into the ring. Remington gets up, getting a huge chair shot for his trouble. As Hildos rains down shot after shot on Alex we hear the ref screaming at him to get off.
Chuck Thompson: I don't understand why all of this is such a cluster fuck.
Steve White: It's for the hardcore title!
Hildos covers Alex but we see Thor come back in and pull him off at 2. Hildos hits Thor with a huge low blow and Thor falls into the corner. Remington slowly struggles to his feet. Hildos runs at him! ROOTS OF EVIL! Hildos screams in pain as he is locked in Alex Remington's submission hold. Thor comes in to break it up and we hear Remington cuss loudly. Remington is a bloody mess from his incident with the iron pipe earlier. Thor nails him with 4 haymakers back to back. Remington counters the next one and nails a huge flapjack across the top rope on Thor! Thor stumbles into the corner again and Remington stumbles back to his feet. Hildos nails him with the chair once again! Hildos slowly pulls Remington out and we see him pulling him toward the table set out on the right end of the ring. Hildos taunts and the fans cheer as they expect what is coming.
Steve White: DON'T DO IT YOU SICK FUCK!
Chuck Thompson: NO NO! THAT'S MY PICK DAMN IT!
Thor cames flying from behind Hildos hitting him across the chest. He pulls him over the ropes and connects with a huge parasite eve! Thor slowly stumbles back to his feet looking over at Reminton. He taunts and slowly pulls Remington up onto the top rope looking to hit him with the blood reign through the table!
Steve White: Oh god...this is even worse!
Chuck Thompson: COME ON ALEX!
A rake to the eyes stops Thor in his tracks. We see Alex slowly wrap his arm around the neck of Thor. He looks back at the table and Thor is slowly pulled up the top rope once again! CASH FLOW THROUGH THE TABLE! CASH FLOW THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE!
Chuck Thompson: YES! YES! YES!
Steve White: HOLY SHIT!
Alexander Remington slowly gets to his feet and rolls back into the ring. He sees Rich Hildos laying there and he slowly gets to his feet and picks up Rich Hildos as well. He then nails Rich Hildos with the cashflow! Both men lay there for a second before Alexander Remington rolls over and covers Rich Hildos. 1...2...3! The song "Uprising" hits the ppa. We see Remington slowly starting to move once again. He grabs the title from the ref and pushes him down onto the ring mat. He lifts the title and points at Hildos and Thor in a show of respect. As Alex struggles to walk up the ramp we see Hildos pulling himself up on the ropes. Patricia Downs has her microphone in hand as we see Alex lifting the title above his head again.
Patricia Downs: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION HE IS ALEX REMINNNNGTOOOOON!!
Chuck Thompson: FOR ONCE I GOT IT RIGHT BITCHES! IN YOUR DAMN FACES!
Steve White: Please..don't rub it in...
We fade from the scene as we see some workers trying to clear the weapons out of the way. We go to a brief thank you notice to the song for EHWF War then show highlights of the next match.
The camera comes back inside of the arena as White Trash Millionaire hits the PA system. Patricia Downs has a microphone in her hand and as Eric Cobretti comes out she speaks.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first..he hails from Denver Colorado, he stands at 6 ft 2 inches and weighs 245 pounds! HE IS ERIC COBRETTI!
As Eric gets in the ring the song "Cult of personality" hits the ppa. The arena shines bright as Eric James' music plays. Yet, no Eric James comes out. The music dies and Patricia Downs looks around confused.
Steve White: What?
Chuck Thompson: I'm..lost.
Slowly the lights dim out and Cobretti turns around into a huge haymaker from the man named Sah'Ta Thor. Sah'ta Thor is still bloody from the match he just recently had. Haymaker after haymaker send Eric stumbling into the ropes. As this happens we see two figures on the ramp. Mark Dread with a bloody Eric James in hand. Mark Dread hits his nail in the coffin on the steel flooring on his victim Eric James. In the ring we see Sah'ta Thor nail the Parasite Eve.
Steve White: Holy shit! Who the hell is that guy on the ramp?
Chuck Thompson: I have no fucking clue! But i want to know how Thor is still standing from his brutal match!
Mark Dread slowly lifts up Eric James. He stares over at Sah'ta Thor in the ring and he does a cut throat. Sah'ta Thor does a cut throat motion in return. Sah'ta Thor slowly pulls Cobretti to the outside and lifts him up for another parasite eve. On the ramp Mark Dread pulls James in looking below off the edge of the ramp. Dread lifts James up in a powerbomb!
Chuck Thompson: DAMN I LOVE THESE TWO!
Steve White: Don't do it! You'll kill him!
As Mark Dread powerbombs James off the stage, we see Sah'ta Thor hit a parasite Eve on the outside on Cobretti. As "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays, the lights slowly go back out. The lights come back on and the two men are gone, leaving behind the two Eric's in a complete wreck.
Chuck Thompson: That was sending a message Steve.
Steve White: I don't give a shit what it was! GET SOME MEDICS DOWN HERE NOW!
As we see some paramedics on the ramp slowly lifting Eric James onto a stretcher we see some paramedics also with Cobretti on the outside. Unlike James however they aren't putting him on a stretcher and as we fade out on this scene they are trying to use smelling salt to revive him. We see a highlight video of the main event as they are getting carried out of the arena.
The camera comes back into the arena where the fans are on their feet clapping for the action so far, aching to see the main event. The camera then cuts down to ringside with commentators Steve White and Chuck Thompson.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our main event of the evening! This main event is going to be epic to say the least. All three of these great wrestlers are fighting for the most prestigious prize in EHWF, the Mayhem World Championship. They have all fought in this tournament to get this far and it looks like they all want that gold.
Chuck Thompson: They better want this gold! If they don't, they won't have a chance in hell in this match. This is going to be a great match. I know it.
The camera then goes over to Patricia Downs, who is standing in the ring with the microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is our main event of the evening!
The music "Halls Of Illusions" plays as the lights flicker black and white. Coleman walks out raising his hand in a taunt as he walks down. The fans at the front grabbing at Coleman getting a birdy as he walks by.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, he hails from Charlotte, North Carolina, he stands at 7 feet tall and weighs in at 298 pounds, he is "The Icon" Drake Coleman!
The crowd half boos and half cheers him as he climbs up the steel ring steps and goes over the top rope and into the ring. He lifts his hands in taunt as pyro explodes from on top of the stage. He waits in his corner for his opponents.
The One You Left Behind hits the speakers as the arena dims leaving red and white lights strobe threw. The fans cheer as Jaci steps out from behind the curtain. Standing in the center of the ramp she spreads her legs slightly as she extends her arms out to the side with her elbows bent slightly. Walking down the ramp, she runs her hand threw her hair before tagging some of the fans hands with her own as they reach over the baracade desperatly, trying to be apart of something bigger then them selves.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, hailing from Burlington, North Dakota, standing at 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighing in tonight at 120 pounds, she is Jaci Sovereign!
As she walks up the steal steps Jaci has a confident smirk on her face as she walks along the apron's edge. Wiping her feet off before entering the ring under the second rope, she stands back up , flipping her hair over her shoulder before walking to the furthest side of the ring where she warms up for her match.
The lights dim as "A Modern Way" by The Exies plays over the PA system. David GS walks out on to the top of the entrance ramp. He looks around at the fans, who are mostly cheering for him, though there can be some boos heard in there. He points down to the ring at his opponents and begins to make his way there.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent, hailing from Omaha, Nebraska, standing at 6 feet and 5 inches tall, weighing in tonight at 243 pounds, he is David GS!
David GS is now standing on the ring apron looking at his two opponents. He goes over the middle rope and into the ring. He warms up a little bit in his corner and awaits the bell to start the match.
Main Event: Drake Coleman vs. Jaci Sovereign vs. David GS
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the match is underway! All three opponents stand in their respective corners and look around at each other. They all close in on each other in the center of the ring and have a three way stare down. Both Drake Coleman and David GS then turn their attention to Jaci Soverign and push her out of the way. She falls onto her back by the ring ropes. David GS and Drake Coleman then start a slugfest as they punch each other repeatedly taking turns. They stand there and keep punching each other and while they are doing that, Jaci Sovereign is climbing the ropes. As both men are punching each other in the face, she jumps off and hits a double dropkick on them, kicking them both in the face. Jaci falls onto her back and backs into the corner of the ring as both men shake their head in disbelief.
Steve White: I don't think Drake or David knew what Jaci was actually capable of!
Chuck Thompson: They just got their asses knocked on the mat by a woman! Haha! This is great!
Drake Coleman and David GS both get to their feet and close in on Jaci. She holds onto the second rope in the corner of the ring and as they get close enough she picks herself up and kicks them both at the same time right in the nuts. Both men fall down onto their backs on the ring mat. Jaci gets to her feet and looks down at both of them, not knowing what to do next. She quickly goes for a cover on Drake Coleman. 1...2...NO! Kickout by Drake Coleman! She then quickly turns her attention to David GS and goes for the cover on him. 1...NO! Kickout by David GS! Jaci then decides to slide out of the ring and think about the situation.
Steve White: This is funny because these two men are getting their asses handed to them by a female.
Chuck Thompson: I think i am in love with this woman!
As Jaci stands outside of the ring, both men crawl to their feet again and decide just to go after each other. Drake Coleman runs at David GS, but David GS clothelines him onto his back. He then drops a quick legdrop on him and starts punching him in the head while he is down on the mat. David GS then picks up Drake Coleman and throws him into the turnbuckle. He runs at him and turns around and nails him right in the face with a spinning elbow. Drake Coleman falls to the ring mat, holding his face in pain as he rolls out of the ring. David GS then follows him. Once outside of the ring, David GS picks up Drake Coleman to reveal Drake Coleman has busted his mouth off of David's elbow as blood is coming from it.
Steve White: And the blood seems to be a common theme here in EHWF. One of the reasons i love this place.
David GS picks up Drake Coleman and nails him with a hard scoop slam on the outside of the ring. Drake Coleman lays there with blood coming from his mouth and pain clearly on his face as he holds his back. Jaci climbs up on the steel ring steps right behind the men and she calls for David. David GS turns around and is met by a dropkick straight to the sternum by Jaci. She falls onto the floor and hurts her shoulder with the landing and David GS falls backwards and trips over Drake Coleman, smacking the back of his head off of the concrete floor. Jaci Soveriegn then gets back to her feet and climbs into the ring.
Steve White: Jaci is honestly getting the best of this deal right now. This shows that some women can stand up to men.
Chuck Thompson: Not some women, Steve. Just Jaci. She is one of a kind. I'm in love.
Steve White: She's taken, Chuck.
Drake Coleman crawls to his feet, using the ring commentators table as leverage. David GS also gets to his feet and climbs up onto the ring apron. He stands there and looks at Jaci who is standing in the ring. David is about to get into the ring when his foot is held by Drake Coleman, trying to trip him off of the ring apron. Jaci sees her oppertunity and runs at David GS and hits him with a spinning heel kick. David GS falls off of the ring apron on top of Drake Coleman who was holding him there. Both men lay outside of the ring holding different parts of their bodies in pain. Jaci lets out a smile and then climbs the turnbuckle.
Steve White: Jaci is doing completely fine right now! What is the point of doing this?
Chuck Thompson: She seems to fit in here quite well!
Both men get to their feet and turn around and Jaci launches herself off of the turnbuckle onto both men outside of the ring. All three wrestlers fall to the ground. Jaci Sovereign crawls to her feet first and rolls back into the ring, but David GS quickly follows her. He gets into the ring with her and he stands up first. She gets to her feet and turns around and is met by a superkick by David GS. Jaci Sovereign lays on the ring mat on he back, holding her chin.
Steve White: Hey! You can't hit a woman! You know what happens when you hit a woman, David!
Chuck Thompson: Fuck that. She is in the match she needs hit too!
David GS then picks her up and as he is about to nail another move on her, Drake Coleman gets into the ring and punches him in the back of the head. Jaci falls onto the ring mat and David stumbles into the corner of the ring. Drake Coleman starts punching David GS in the ribs repeatedly while he stands in the corner. David GS falls onto the ring mat where Drake Coleman starts stomping him repeatedly. David GS rolls out of the ring and Drake Coleman turns his attention to Jaci, who is using the ropes to get to her feet. Drake Coleman spits the blood from his mouth and grabs her by the hair as her back is turned to him. He pulls her closer to him and then throws her into the turnbuckle. Jaci hits hard and falls onto the ring mat. Drake Coleman then picks her back up and nails a hard powerbomb on her. She lays there holding the back of her head in pain. David GS crawls back into the ring and hits a chop block on Drake Coleman, sending the big man crashing down onto the ring mat holding his knee, cringing in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Jaci! Are you alright?
Steve White: Oh, now you care!