Post by La Familia Gómez on Aug 18, 2012 16:41:24 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another great edition of Friday Night Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: Another great card on tap tonight like always. With a great main event to cap it all off. The Mayhem World Champion, Michael Rissi, will be teaming up with the Divas Champion, Catastrophic Katniss, to take on the team of contenders for their respective titles, David Ashburn and Destiny Michaels.
Steve White: It will be an awesome main event for sure. We also have the semi-finals of the King of Bereavement tournament. Cody will be facing Travis Leigh Carter in a somewhat odd semi-final match. Since Cody was attacked last week by Quinton, Quinton has been kicked out of the tournament and Cody has been given another chance. And since the winner of the other tournament match, Jason Dave, suffered a mild concussion, he is out of the tournament and will be replaced by a man who has not gotten along with Cody since coming to EHWF, Travis Leigh Carter.
Chuck Thompson: That should be a good match and rest of our matches should be great as well. Let's start it all off right now with Patricia Downs!
The camera pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to call the first match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: The first match is a divas singles match and is scheduled for one fall!
Violet spotlights shined bright upon the stage. Interestingly, though, a coffin was standing vertically. What was the meaning of this? BOOM! An even greater display of pyrotechnics lit up the EHWF arena, while the lid of the coffin flew open and a pair of violet eyes opened for viewers worldwide to gaze open! And without hesitation, a body stepped forth out of the coffin. Decked out in a black mini-skirt, fishnet stockings, a black top, violet nail-polish and black lipstick to compliment her flowing black hair with violet streaks, this vuluptuous vixen was none other than Whitney Wyld! She begins heading down to the ring and when she finally enters it, she walks to the center and paused for a moment. She looks around at the fans and smiles as she awaits her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Whitney Wyld!
Fly by Nicki Minaj and Rihanna hits the P.A. System. The fans instantly begin to cheer as out from the ramp entrance beams Joanna. She raises her arm up and keeps the other on her hip smiling towards the fans. She plays around a bit keeping her smile and highfives the fans as she runs down to the ring. She steps up the steel steps and wipes her boots on the apron before happily entering the ring and preparing to fight.
Patricia Downs: And From New York, Joanna Isabella!
Chuck Thompson: I enjoy a good Divas match. This one looks to be pretty intense here tonight.
DING DING DING!
The Bell Rings and Joanna and Whitney quickly lock up in the center of the ring. Whitney easily over powers Joanna. Whitney lifts Joanna up and slams her into the mat. Whitney then goes to hit some hard strikes into Joanna. Joanna quickly rolls out of the attack and gets to her feet. Joanna locks up with Whitney once again but Whitney easily overpowers her once again and slams her into the corner a few times.
Steve White: Whitney is quickly dominating this match right here.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, Joanna Isabella has to think of a different method if she wants to win this match.
Whitney whips Joanna into the ropes. Joanna bounces back and runs towards Whitney. Whitney goes to clothesline Joanna but Joanna ducks her attempt. Joanna bounce off the other side and slides through Whitney' legs. Joanna bounces of the ropes once more and hits a big dropkick on Whitney, knocking her to the mat.
Chuck Thompson: But Joanna can win a game of speed in this match it seems.
Steve White: Whitney is still dangerous, Joanna needs to watch out.
Chuck Thompson: Whitney is back up!
Whitney gets back up. Joanna tries to hit a roundhouse kick on Whitney but Whitney ducks it. Whitney grabs Joanna and scoopslams her onto the mat then hits an elbow drop. Whitney picks up Joanna and tries to get her ready for her finisher. Joanna is able to get out of it but Whitney grabs her and throws her down.
Steve White: Whitney is showing some impressive domination. She is surely proving that she has some skills.
Chuck Thompson: True...
Joanna quickly dropkicks her. Whitney is pissed off and runs at Joanna but Joanna hits her with another dropkick. Whitney gets up and whips Joanna into the ropes. Joanna ducks a clothesline attempt and bounces off the ropes again. Joanna comes back and locks around Whitney hitting her Wheelbarrow Bulldog. Whitney is out as the crowd cheers and Joanna goes for a cover.
Steve White: That's it!
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KICK OUT!
Whitney kicks out and both Divas get up. Joanna goes to get Whitney in a headlock but Whitney elbows Joanna in the gut and whips her against the ropes. Whitney grabs a running Joanna and lifts her up, ready for a slam. Joanna quickly knees Whitney in the head while she's up there. Whitney is stunned and drops Joanna. Joanna hits the mat and acts quickly by hitting Wyld with a roundhouse kick. Wyld goes down and Joanna covers.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, Joanna Isabella!
Joanna gets back up to her feet and gets her hand rasied in victory. She celebrates inside of the ring as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs is in the middle of the ring with a microphone, about to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This next tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Birmingham, Alabama, Jack and Evan Hicks, The 'Shiners!!!
As "For The Outlawz" blares through the arena's PA system, Jack and Evan emerge through the curtains, riding their ATVs flying the rebel flag as usual. Both men park their ATVs on opposite side of the stage and dismount. They grab the rebel flags of the back of the ATVs and walk to the ring waving them while playing to the crowd. Evan walks around the ring to the other side and both men ascend the stairs toward the ring. They insert the flags into the turnbuckle post and climb to the top.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents; First, from Laredo, Texas, Storming Ravennnn!!!
The lights go out and thunder and lightning is heard before Desperado begins to play, as the lyrics start a spot light shines on the entrance stage. Storming Raven steps out on to the stage with his head bowed before jerking his head up to stares intently at The Shiners and points at them. Lightning strikes behind him as he points at Jack with his left hand then runs his thumb across his throat, before sprinting down to the ring and sliding in.
Patricia Downs: And his partner, from Parts Unknown, Red Dragonn!!!!
The arena fades to almost complete darkness as lightning flashes on the tron. Thunderclaps are heard as David Draiman's "FORSAKEN" begins to play throughout the arena. Lightning continues to flash on the tron as a cemetery is panned through. Movement is seen near the entrance as Red Dragon pushes the curtain aside with the end of his ever present femur and steps into the arena. Scanning the crowd he grins and begins a slowly walk towards the ring. Once at ringside he slides under the bottom rope and rolls up to his feet, resting the Femur on his shoulder.
Steve White: This tag team bout seems like it should be a good one!
Chuck Thompson: It sure does! The Shiners are looking to get the Tag Team Championships, and this match could be a stepping stone for them.
Jack and Storming Raven start off in the ring for the beginning of this match.
DING DING DING!
Jack and Raven lock up as the match starts. Jack quickly gets the upper hand, kicking him in the stomach and then hitting hit with a jab to the face. Raven staggers backwards then comes back with a quick clothesline sending Jack to the canvas.
Steve White: A hard clothesline! Raven doesn't even seem fazed by the jab he just took!
Raven waits for Jack to get up then hits him with another clothesline. The crowd boos as Jack gets up again. Raven goes for another clothesline and Jack ducks. Jack then follows up with 3 right jabs and then connects with a hard left, sending Raven to the ground!
Chuck Thompson: The Road Dogg Combo! It sends Raven to the canvas!
Steve White: It sure did!
Jack then gets on top of Raven and starts pummeling him with rights and lefts. Raven finally pushes him off and rushes to the corner and tags in Red Dragon. Red Dragon rushes towards Jack and grabs him then flips him for a belly-to-belly suplex! Red Dragon climbs to the top turnbuckle and drops onto Jack with an elbow drop. He goes to the pin.
Steve White: Red Dragon could easily win it here!
1..2..Evan runs in and breaks it up! The referee makes him get back to the corner and as his back is turned, Raven comes in and kicks Jack multiple times. The referee begins to turn around and Raven rushes out before he could see him.
Chuck Thompson: What a cheap move by Raven!
Dragon then gets Jack up, and hits a piledriver! He climbs to the top turnbuckle.
Steve White: This could be the Nail In The Coffin!
Before Dragon can jump, Evan rushes over and pushes him off, right to the canvas! The crowd begins to cheer and Jack gets to the corner and tags in Evan! Evan comes in and hits a falling knee drop on Dragon. He goes for the pin, but Red Dragon gets a shoulder up before 1. Evan gets up and waits for Dragon. Dragon is staggered, and Evan kicks him in the leg. Evan then hits a dropkick that sends Dragon to the mat. Evan then locks in the Southern Discomfort!
Steve White: Southern Discomfort!
Chuck Thompson: Red Dragon has to get out of this to have any chance of still winning this match!
Raven steps in, but as soon as Jack notices, he runs in and hits Dixie Driveby!
Chuck Thompson: Jack saves the match there by preventing Raven of stopping that submission!
Dragon eventually breaks out of the hold, but then as soon as he gets up, Jack and Evan hit the Southern Impact, knocking him out cold! Jack rolls out of the ring as Evan goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Chuck Thompson: What an amazing match! That's what you call teamwork!
Steve White: The Shiners are well on their way to becoming the next Tag Team Champions!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match by pinfall, The 'Shiners!!!
Jack and Evan then raise their hands up in the air as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs in the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
Everything goes quiet in the arena then a slow drum beat starts, it gets louder, and louder. The lights go gold and "Wong Fei Hung" by Jackie Chan hits over the pa-system, that is when The Dragon King in his royal blue King attire comes walking out onto the ramp, once there he stops and crosses his arms looking from side to side. The crowd boo's him but he pays them no mid and heads to the ring making no further interactions with the EHWF crowd, he walks up the steel steps, then a long the ring apron, and finally he leaps over the ropes landing in his corner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Japan, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in at 215 pounds, The Dragon King!
"Bullets" by Creed begins playing over the PA system as Sujir Thorn steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. The spot lights are going everywhere as he makes his way down the entrance ramp. Suddenly, Scorpion comes running down the ramp and attacks Sujir Thorn from behind! The crowd boos this heavily as Sujir's theme song slowly stops and the lights come back to normal. The two men begin brawling down the entrance ramp towards the ring.
Steve White: Not again! Are you kidding me?!
Chuck Thompson: Scorpion keeps ruining these matches!
The two men are throwing fists at a fast pace before Scorpion gets caught with a big right hand. He stumbles backwards and then begins backing away from Sujir Thorn. Scorpion slides into the ring and Sujir comes in after him, but Scorpion stomps him right away. The Dragon King is in the corner of the ring, shielding himself.
Chuck Thompson: What is Dragon King doing?! He should be attempting to stop Scorpion!
Steve White: I don't see that happening, Chuck. He isn't exactly...a man.
Sujir fights up to his feet and runs at Scorpion, but Scorpion ducks and Sujir goes over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Scorpion then turns at The Dragon King and yells at him to get out of the ring right now. Dragon King curls up in the corner, hoping he doesn't get attacked. Finally, he slides out of the ring and runs up the entrance ramp, almost crying.
Chuck Thompson: Are you serious right now?
Sujir Thorn slides back into the ring and runs at Scorpion again, but Scorpion catches him with a spinebuster! Scorpion then hurries out of the ring before Sujir can get back up to his feet and grabs a steel chair. He slides back into the ring with the chair and waits for Sujir to get up. When he does, Scorpion swings the chair at him as hard as he can, but Sujir dodges the chair shot and grabs the chair off of Scorpion and blasts in him the head with it!
Steve White: What a shot!
Sujir then begins smashing the chair over Scorpion's back repeatedly until multiple referees come running down to the ring and pull the chair away from him. They finally get Sujir away from the downed Scorpion and begin helping Scorpion. Sujir exits the ring and backs up the entrance ramp as medical personnel begin helping Scorpion and the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as some blue lights come on in the arena as Nobody Likes Me hits the PA system. Cody is seen on the ramp with a mic as he sings along with the song.
Patricia Downs: THE following match is a singles match and the SEMI-FINALS OF THE MAYHEM KING OF BEREVAEMENT! Introducing first from LAKELAND FLORIDA....CODDYYY!
Cody smirks then walks down the ramp, flipping the people off as he enters the ring and waits for his challenger.
Steve White: Cody got LEVELED and almost DESTROYED last week by Quinton Hughes, shows how much heart the Hall of Famer and EHWF legend he has.
The beginning of "Sexy And I Know It" begins to play all across the arena, and green pyros drop from the ceiling above the entrance ramp. The pyros stop and Travis Leigh Carter appears from behind them, he stays at the top of the ramp until the song kicks in before throwing his arms wildly to the side and copying the moves off the video.
"When I walk on by girls be looking like damn he fly,
I pimp to the beat walking down the street in my new la'freak,
this is how I roll animal print pants outta control,
it's redfoo with the big ass 'fro and like Bruce Lee boy I got the glow"
Patricia Downs: AND HIS OPPONENT...hailing from the United Kingdom....TRAVIS LEIGH CARTTER!
He carries on dancing down to the ring and the crowd are enjoying his energetic entrance. He slides into the ring and dances around all four corners playing up to the crowd and lapping up the attention he's getting.
Chuck Thompson: For a debuting guy whose first opponent IS a legend he seems to have zero cares.
Steve White: But he has energy and the crowd is cheering him.
"When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
everybody stops and they staring at me
I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it"
Travis reaches down and pulls off his trousers, revealing the green leopard print speedo he always wears while wrestling. "I'm sexy and I know it" He shouts out and begins to wiggle in the middle of the ring, he does this for around a minute before the music stops and he catches his breath in the corner. Cody is flabbergausted and it shows on his face.
Steve White: Cody doesn't know what to think!
Chuck Thompson: Well me either! Kick his ass Cody!
Finally a ref enters the ring and the bell is rung!
DING DING DING!
Cody fires right out of the gate charging TLC cutting him short of trying to defend himself with a crazy clothesline, however TLC comes up quick stunned but smiling. Cody gives a pissed smile before returning his assualt with crazy lefts and right breaking from that Cody jumps onto the nearest middle rope throwing himself backward planting a hard elbow into TLC's eye!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe stepping into the ring with a EHWF legend will take some of that, what is the word Rissi uses?
Steve White: Swag.
Chuck Thompson: Yea thats right, maybe it will unswagger him?
TLC never hit the ground but he yelled out a curse word holding his eye but Cody wasn't letting off, the hall of famer was on TLC again this time whipping him towards the ropes but as TLC comes back he dives between Cody's legs quickly scrambling up to his feet turning and hitting Cody with a release German suplex! The crowd cheer TLC as he stands up clapping but not before kicking Cody in the side two or three times. TLC then hops to the top of the turnbuckle hitting a quick moonsault on the back of a downed Cody, rolling up to his bottom TLC rolls over flipping Cody to his back going for the pin.
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ROPE BREAK! Cody has a foot on the bottom rope and the ref is telling TLC the count is broke. Both men go to get up TLC grabs Cody by his short hair bringing down a couple blows he kicks Cody in the gut once they are on their feet and he attempts a quick suplex but Cody wiggles twisting his body landing feet flat behind TLC. As TLC goes to turn around Cody hits a bulldog! TLC goes face first into the ring as Cody goes to the top rope hitting a quick back flip senton on TLC and he hooks a leg...
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TLC KICKS! Cody frustrated mounts TLC raining blows down on the kicking man, but somehow TLC hooks his legs under Cody's arm pits pushing Cody back, and into a pin...
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Cody rolls over this time pinning TLC...
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Finally TLC rolls again but this time he doesn't attempt a pen on Cody instead he rolls up to his feet taking a step back he balances out and KICKS CODY IN THE FACE! The pop from the blow sends a 'OHHHHH' throughout the crowd.
Steve White: Holy shit Travis just cleaned Cody's clock!
TLC skips going for the pin instead he pulls a dazed Cody to his feet and hits a snap suplex, rolling his feet (a la Eddie G) he doesn't let go of Cody instead he hits another snap suplex. The crowd cheer as the smiling TLC gets to his feet.
Chuck Thompson: Wow Travis Leigh Carter showing some talent!
Steve White: Oh lord but what is he doing now?
Playing off to the crowd by doing a few pelvis thrusts, flipping his tongue in and out of his mouth, and all this while rubbing his nipples. The crowd eats it up starting a 'TLC! TLC! TLC!' chant.
Chuck Thompson: He is doing what he signed up to do Steve.
Steve White: Parade around like a sexual deviant?
Chuck Thompson: ENTERTAIN!
TLC stops but as he turns around Cody drops him with a leaping super man punch! TLC staggers though before he falls flat on his back and with a last effort he tries to sit up but falls back again.
Steve White: I knew show boating would blindside the ROOKIE!
Chuck Thompson: Agreed but the crowd loved it.
Cody signals for 'The Spear of the Dragon' as he lowers himself in the corner waiting for TLC to rise, which eventually he stirs standing with his back turned but slowly he turns around just as Cody takes off with his shoulder lowered, BUT TLC jumps over the rushing Cody landing low on his feet, Cody turns around and POP! TLC HITS THE SHI-TIING! The crowd 'OHHS' at the pop of the super kick. TLC however quick as a flash grabs Cody by his limp wrist pulling him hard into the clutches of the BANG TIDY!! TLC pushes the limp Cody off of him as the crowd cheers him on.
Steve White: Through the back door Travis popped Cody with a super kick and catches him hitting the devastating Bang Tidy! Amazing talent! He could have a future here!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe but winning this doesn't send him on to easier greener pastures!
TLC lays across Cody propping his head up on his hand smiling and blow kisses into the nearest camera...
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, and moving on to the finals of the King of Bereavement tournament, Travis Leigh Carter!
Steve White: A very impressive debut by Travis Leigh Carter.
Travis Leigh Carter gets up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He begins showing off to the crowd as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
After some commercials Mayhem returns, and the cameras are all on Travis Leigh Carter beside him is Lisa Caliber who looks slightly put off by TLC who is rubbing his nipples.
Lisa Caliber: You pull--
TLC: Yeah and it made you hot didn't it?
Lisa Caliber: What?
TLC only smiles putting an arm around Lisa's shoulder pulling her in tighter.[/color]
TLC: It made you all hot and bothered when I beat Cody a EHWF hall of famer, didn't I? Hmm?
TLC looks at the camera now a cocky smirk on his face.[/color]
TLC: I know I turned America on and all those back home, back there I could hear those PANTIES drop! TLC is now a finalist for the KoB tournament and I look forward to taking on the North American champion Korey Kill in less then a week
Winking TLC returns his attention back to Lisa where he puts a finger to her lips shushing her.[/color]
TLC: If you want a real shagging later Lisa come look for me, I'll give you a interview and a little more until I'm going to celebrate baby
With that TLC walks away taking his finger off of Lisa's lips because his arm couldn't stretch any further. Walking through the back TLC hummed and whistled a tune, playing air drums with his pointer fingers, and he even smiled at a few of the female staff members before he got to his locker room. Pushing the door open TLC stopped dead in his tracks as a white box with a red bow is sitting in a steel chair. Closing his door TLC approaches the box with caution and once he is near he picks the box up lightly.[/color]
TLC: Hmm?
TLC sits down pulling on the red bow and then lifts the white lid tossing it over his shoulder. Inside he pulled out a single red rose which he rolled between his fingers, sitting the rose aside he pulled out what looked like a burnt metal pipe that had one end blown out, and wires dangled from the other end but hey were mainly all melted together.[/color]
TLC: I've had some secret admirers before and they've sent some gifts...but this?
Shaking his head TLC replaced the weird burnt object back into the box and last he pulls out a letter. Sitting the box down he reads the letter out loud.[/color]
TLC: Dear Mister Travis Leigh Carter, I write this because you beat Cody and have moved on to face Korey at King of Bereavement. If you meet me later at Shady Hotel just on the outskirts of town I'll fill you in on how to have an edge over Korey. With this information I know for a fact you could GET WHATEVER YOU WANT and Korey will be the one to deliver it on a silver platter just to keep his self image intact. Korey is a snake which I'm sure you and EHWF know but he is also a monster who needs to DIE! The inside, Miss K
Taking a moment to re-read, 'This information could GET WHATEVER YOU WANT and Korey will be the one to deliver it on a silver platter...', and so he smelled the perfume purposefully sprayed on the latter which made him smile then he looked off into the distance in thought. The cameras return to inside the arena back on Steve White and Chuck Thompson.[/color]
Steve White: I wonder who Miss K is?! And what does she know about Korey Kill?
Chuck Thompson: I don't have a clue Steve but Travis Carter seemed to enjoy the fact that he might have something over on the North American champion
Steve White: Intense! I can't wait to see how this unfolds!
The scene then fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand once again.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen the following main event is a mixed tag team match and it is scheduled for one fall.
The song I'm Mortal by Skinny Puppy starts to blast over the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, the lady known as "The Blonde Bitch of EHWF" Destiny Michaels, begins to come out. She evily smiles at the fans and walks past them while trash talking to them. She gets in the ring and starts trash talking into the camera about her opponent. She waits with a devilish smile for her opponent to come out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing, first... Destiny Michaels!
Troublemaker hits the arena as the fans give a jaded reaction to the entrance of Ashburn Gold and blue pyro goes off as David makes his way through the ramp and down to the ring looking calm and cool. Ashburn gets in and raises his arms to the fans and begins to prepare getting himself psyched up for the forth coming match.
Patricia Downs: And her partner, from Killa Kali, weighing in at 220 Pounds... DAVID ASHBURN!
The tron blares Catastrophic Katniss' theme song as she walks out onto stage. She stands there, staring at the crowd for a moment before she shrugs them off and walks down the ramp. She runs and slides in the ring quickly jumping up to her feet. She gives a nasty grin as the camera focuses in on her face. As her music fades, she stands close to the ropes, stretching as she watched the tron for her opponent to come out.
Patricia Downs: And the Divas Champion... CATASTROPHIC KATNISS!
"I Might Be Too Strung Out On Confidence"
"Overdosed On Compliments"
"Started Not To Give A Fuck"
"And Stopped Fearing The Consequence"
The Fans break out into a cheer as Rissi performs some theatrics at the top of the ramp then bolts down into the ring.
Steve White: Here he is Chuck!
Patricia Downs: And From Miami Florida... Weighing in at 225 Pounds! He is The Mayhem World Champion, MICHAEL RISSI!
DING DING DING!
Destiny Michaels hits Katniss with the back of her elbow. Katniss is taken back but runs up and quickly takes down Destiny to the mat. Katniss and Destiny fall and they start fighting down on the floor as Rissi and Ashburn watch from their corners. Katniss starts slamming Destiny’s head down into the mat continuously then they both get up. Destiny tries to clothesline Katniss but Katnisis fresh and ducks it Katniss bounces off the ropes and bots towards Destiny with incredible speed, hitting Destiny with a massive running STO. Destiny struggles up all groggy; when Destiny turns around she is met with a dropkick from Katniss. Destiny is down and Katniss covers quickly.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Katniss still appears to be the dominant female force in EHWF Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Yes well, Katniss is a part of a great team here tonight. Katniss is a leader in the women’s division and Rissi is a leader of his division.
Steve White: Ashburn and Destiny have to work together closely and cleverly if they plan on taking out Rissi and Katniss...
Destiny dashes to the corner and tags in Ashburn. Ashburn runs in and Katniss tags in Michael Rissi. The crowd goes crazy and Rissi launches himself over the ropes and onto Ashburn. Rissi and Ashburn get into a massive brawl on the mat. Rissi gets up and knocks Ashburn down with a hard right. Ashburn gets back up but is knocked down again. Rissi backs off and hits a lariat when Ashburn rises.
Steve White: This place just got so damn loud!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi is on fire, every fan is behind him and it is showing in the ring right now Steve! Ashburn gets a second chance at the PPV though!
The crowd continues to go wild as Rissi waits for Ashburn to get up. Ashburn and Rissi start hitting each other in the head with hard lefts and rights. Ashburn boots Rissi in the gut then dropkicks him to the mat. Ashburn starts to get back some vitality as he goes over to Katniss in the corner. Ashburn attempts to intimidate her but Rissi comes from behind and drives a knee into Ashburn’s back then rolls him up.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: The crowd goes wild! Ashburn almost lost it Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Let’s see what happens now. Wait, what’s Destiny doing?
Destiny drops off from her corner and runs around to the other side. She comes behind Katniss and starts to take her on. Destiny then picks Katniss up and slams her into the ringpost as the ref yells at her. Rissi and Ashburn continue to fight inside the ring. Ashburn hits Rissi with some rights but Rissi gets back in the game by hitting a spinebuster. Ashburn is out on the mat and Rissi is going to go for a cover but notices Destiny assault on Katniss. Rissi slides out of the ring and pulls Destiny off of Katniss. Destiny is pissed off and swings at Rissi but misses. Rissi rolls back into the ring as Ashburn gets up. Destiny goes to follow but Katniss pulls her down and the two women go on to brawl on the outside. Katniss slaps Destiny and then hits her with a massive suplex on the outside.
Steve White: By Gawd.
Chuck Thompson: Chick fight! And my cock’s out!
Rissi gets ready to hit his superkick. Ashburn turns around and ducks the kick. Rissi turns around and gets kicked in the gut. Ashburn pulls Rissi in and goes to hit the Breaker Lock but Rissi spins out of it as the crowd roars and hits big kick to the head on Ashburn. Ashburn flips around to try and maintain his composure. Rissi spears Ashburn. Ashburn gets up in pain and gets speared a second time. Rissi then back off into the corner and starts hyping up the crowd as Ashburn struggles up to his feet slowly. Rissi runs up for the End of Discord but Ashburn drops Rissi and locks him in the Breaker lock. The crowd goes wild!
Steve White: By Gawd, this could be the end for Rissi!
Rissi gets out of Breaker lock and pushes Ashburn out of the ring. Rissi follows. Rissi goes to hit the superkick on Ashburn but Ashburn grabs Destiny and Rissi superkicks her instead as Ashburn uses her as a shield. Ashburn smiles and locks up with Rissi. Destiny slowly gets up to the apron, bleeding from the mouth. Rissi and Ashburn spill back into the ring and continue to brawl. Rissi goes to hit the Superkick again but Ashburn ducks and tags in Destiny. Rissi gets up and tags in Katniss. Destiny yells at Ashburn and Katniss comes from behind and easily picks her up, slamming Destiny into the mat a few times until she is unresponsive. Katniss covers Destiny.
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DING DING DING!
Chuck Thompson: It’s over.
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners, Michael Rissi and Catastrophic Katniss!
Rissi and Katniss get their title belts and celebrate in the ring. Suddenly Ashburn is at the top of the ramp and grabs a mic.
David Ashburn: Hey. Good job tonight but on Sunday this is what’s going to happen to you.
Ashburn drops the mic and grabs a limping Destiny Michaels and locks her in the Breaker lock at the top of the ramp. He holds her in it for a while then drops her, gesturing around his waist that he will in fact be the new champion after next Sunday. Rissi stares out at Ashburn as we fade out and are shown the EHWF logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another great edition of Friday Night Mayhem!
Chuck Thompson: Another great card on tap tonight like always. With a great main event to cap it all off. The Mayhem World Champion, Michael Rissi, will be teaming up with the Divas Champion, Catastrophic Katniss, to take on the team of contenders for their respective titles, David Ashburn and Destiny Michaels.
Steve White: It will be an awesome main event for sure. We also have the semi-finals of the King of Bereavement tournament. Cody will be facing Travis Leigh Carter in a somewhat odd semi-final match. Since Cody was attacked last week by Quinton, Quinton has been kicked out of the tournament and Cody has been given another chance. And since the winner of the other tournament match, Jason Dave, suffered a mild concussion, he is out of the tournament and will be replaced by a man who has not gotten along with Cody since coming to EHWF, Travis Leigh Carter.
Chuck Thompson: That should be a good match and rest of our matches should be great as well. Let's start it all off right now with Patricia Downs!
The camera pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to call the first match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: The first match is a divas singles match and is scheduled for one fall!
Violet spotlights shined bright upon the stage. Interestingly, though, a coffin was standing vertically. What was the meaning of this? BOOM! An even greater display of pyrotechnics lit up the EHWF arena, while the lid of the coffin flew open and a pair of violet eyes opened for viewers worldwide to gaze open! And without hesitation, a body stepped forth out of the coffin. Decked out in a black mini-skirt, fishnet stockings, a black top, violet nail-polish and black lipstick to compliment her flowing black hair with violet streaks, this vuluptuous vixen was none other than Whitney Wyld! She begins heading down to the ring and when she finally enters it, she walks to the center and paused for a moment. She looks around at the fans and smiles as she awaits her opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First... Whitney Wyld!
Fly by Nicki Minaj and Rihanna hits the P.A. System. The fans instantly begin to cheer as out from the ramp entrance beams Joanna. She raises her arm up and keeps the other on her hip smiling towards the fans. She plays around a bit keeping her smile and highfives the fans as she runs down to the ring. She steps up the steel steps and wipes her boots on the apron before happily entering the ring and preparing to fight.
Patricia Downs: And From New York, Joanna Isabella!
Chuck Thompson: I enjoy a good Divas match. This one looks to be pretty intense here tonight.
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Whitney Wyld vs. Joanna Isabella
The Bell Rings and Joanna and Whitney quickly lock up in the center of the ring. Whitney easily over powers Joanna. Whitney lifts Joanna up and slams her into the mat. Whitney then goes to hit some hard strikes into Joanna. Joanna quickly rolls out of the attack and gets to her feet. Joanna locks up with Whitney once again but Whitney easily overpowers her once again and slams her into the corner a few times.
Steve White: Whitney is quickly dominating this match right here.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, Joanna Isabella has to think of a different method if she wants to win this match.
Whitney whips Joanna into the ropes. Joanna bounces back and runs towards Whitney. Whitney goes to clothesline Joanna but Joanna ducks her attempt. Joanna bounce off the other side and slides through Whitney' legs. Joanna bounces of the ropes once more and hits a big dropkick on Whitney, knocking her to the mat.
Chuck Thompson: But Joanna can win a game of speed in this match it seems.
Steve White: Whitney is still dangerous, Joanna needs to watch out.
Chuck Thompson: Whitney is back up!
Whitney gets back up. Joanna tries to hit a roundhouse kick on Whitney but Whitney ducks it. Whitney grabs Joanna and scoopslams her onto the mat then hits an elbow drop. Whitney picks up Joanna and tries to get her ready for her finisher. Joanna is able to get out of it but Whitney grabs her and throws her down.
Steve White: Whitney is showing some impressive domination. She is surely proving that she has some skills.
Chuck Thompson: True...
Joanna quickly dropkicks her. Whitney is pissed off and runs at Joanna but Joanna hits her with another dropkick. Whitney gets up and whips Joanna into the ropes. Joanna ducks a clothesline attempt and bounces off the ropes again. Joanna comes back and locks around Whitney hitting her Wheelbarrow Bulldog. Whitney is out as the crowd cheers and Joanna goes for a cover.
Steve White: That's it!
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KICK OUT!
Whitney kicks out and both Divas get up. Joanna goes to get Whitney in a headlock but Whitney elbows Joanna in the gut and whips her against the ropes. Whitney grabs a running Joanna and lifts her up, ready for a slam. Joanna quickly knees Whitney in the head while she's up there. Whitney is stunned and drops Joanna. Joanna hits the mat and acts quickly by hitting Wyld with a roundhouse kick. Wyld goes down and Joanna covers.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, Joanna Isabella!
Joanna gets back up to her feet and gets her hand rasied in victory. She celebrates inside of the ring as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs is in the middle of the ring with a microphone, about to announce the next match.
Patricia Downs: This next tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Birmingham, Alabama, Jack and Evan Hicks, The 'Shiners!!!
As "For The Outlawz" blares through the arena's PA system, Jack and Evan emerge through the curtains, riding their ATVs flying the rebel flag as usual. Both men park their ATVs on opposite side of the stage and dismount. They grab the rebel flags of the back of the ATVs and walk to the ring waving them while playing to the crowd. Evan walks around the ring to the other side and both men ascend the stairs toward the ring. They insert the flags into the turnbuckle post and climb to the top.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents; First, from Laredo, Texas, Storming Ravennnn!!!
The lights go out and thunder and lightning is heard before Desperado begins to play, as the lyrics start a spot light shines on the entrance stage. Storming Raven steps out on to the stage with his head bowed before jerking his head up to stares intently at The Shiners and points at them. Lightning strikes behind him as he points at Jack with his left hand then runs his thumb across his throat, before sprinting down to the ring and sliding in.
Patricia Downs: And his partner, from Parts Unknown, Red Dragonn!!!!
The arena fades to almost complete darkness as lightning flashes on the tron. Thunderclaps are heard as David Draiman's "FORSAKEN" begins to play throughout the arena. Lightning continues to flash on the tron as a cemetery is panned through. Movement is seen near the entrance as Red Dragon pushes the curtain aside with the end of his ever present femur and steps into the arena. Scanning the crowd he grins and begins a slowly walk towards the ring. Once at ringside he slides under the bottom rope and rolls up to his feet, resting the Femur on his shoulder.
Steve White: This tag team bout seems like it should be a good one!
Chuck Thompson: It sure does! The Shiners are looking to get the Tag Team Championships, and this match could be a stepping stone for them.
Jack and Storming Raven start off in the ring for the beginning of this match.
DING DING DING!
Match #2: The 'Shiners (Jack & Evan Hicks) vs. Storming Raven & Red Dragon
Jack and Raven lock up as the match starts. Jack quickly gets the upper hand, kicking him in the stomach and then hitting hit with a jab to the face. Raven staggers backwards then comes back with a quick clothesline sending Jack to the canvas.
Steve White: A hard clothesline! Raven doesn't even seem fazed by the jab he just took!
Raven waits for Jack to get up then hits him with another clothesline. The crowd boos as Jack gets up again. Raven goes for another clothesline and Jack ducks. Jack then follows up with 3 right jabs and then connects with a hard left, sending Raven to the ground!
Chuck Thompson: The Road Dogg Combo! It sends Raven to the canvas!
Steve White: It sure did!
Jack then gets on top of Raven and starts pummeling him with rights and lefts. Raven finally pushes him off and rushes to the corner and tags in Red Dragon. Red Dragon rushes towards Jack and grabs him then flips him for a belly-to-belly suplex! Red Dragon climbs to the top turnbuckle and drops onto Jack with an elbow drop. He goes to the pin.
Steve White: Red Dragon could easily win it here!
1..2..Evan runs in and breaks it up! The referee makes him get back to the corner and as his back is turned, Raven comes in and kicks Jack multiple times. The referee begins to turn around and Raven rushes out before he could see him.
Chuck Thompson: What a cheap move by Raven!
Dragon then gets Jack up, and hits a piledriver! He climbs to the top turnbuckle.
Steve White: This could be the Nail In The Coffin!
Before Dragon can jump, Evan rushes over and pushes him off, right to the canvas! The crowd begins to cheer and Jack gets to the corner and tags in Evan! Evan comes in and hits a falling knee drop on Dragon. He goes for the pin, but Red Dragon gets a shoulder up before 1. Evan gets up and waits for Dragon. Dragon is staggered, and Evan kicks him in the leg. Evan then hits a dropkick that sends Dragon to the mat. Evan then locks in the Southern Discomfort!
Steve White: Southern Discomfort!
Chuck Thompson: Red Dragon has to get out of this to have any chance of still winning this match!
Raven steps in, but as soon as Jack notices, he runs in and hits Dixie Driveby!
Chuck Thompson: Jack saves the match there by preventing Raven of stopping that submission!
Dragon eventually breaks out of the hold, but then as soon as he gets up, Jack and Evan hit the Southern Impact, knocking him out cold! Jack rolls out of the ring as Evan goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Chuck Thompson: What an amazing match! That's what you call teamwork!
Steve White: The Shiners are well on their way to becoming the next Tag Team Champions!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match by pinfall, The 'Shiners!!!
Jack and Evan then raise their hands up in the air as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs in the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
Everything goes quiet in the arena then a slow drum beat starts, it gets louder, and louder. The lights go gold and "Wong Fei Hung" by Jackie Chan hits over the pa-system, that is when The Dragon King in his royal blue King attire comes walking out onto the ramp, once there he stops and crosses his arms looking from side to side. The crowd boo's him but he pays them no mid and heads to the ring making no further interactions with the EHWF crowd, he walks up the steel steps, then a long the ring apron, and finally he leaps over the ropes landing in his corner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Japan, standing at 5 feet and 10 inches tall and weighing in at 215 pounds, The Dragon King!
"Bullets" by Creed begins playing over the PA system as Sujir Thorn steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. The spot lights are going everywhere as he makes his way down the entrance ramp. Suddenly, Scorpion comes running down the ramp and attacks Sujir Thorn from behind! The crowd boos this heavily as Sujir's theme song slowly stops and the lights come back to normal. The two men begin brawling down the entrance ramp towards the ring.
Steve White: Not again! Are you kidding me?!
Chuck Thompson: Scorpion keeps ruining these matches!
The two men are throwing fists at a fast pace before Scorpion gets caught with a big right hand. He stumbles backwards and then begins backing away from Sujir Thorn. Scorpion slides into the ring and Sujir comes in after him, but Scorpion stomps him right away. The Dragon King is in the corner of the ring, shielding himself.
Chuck Thompson: What is Dragon King doing?! He should be attempting to stop Scorpion!
Steve White: I don't see that happening, Chuck. He isn't exactly...a man.
Sujir fights up to his feet and runs at Scorpion, but Scorpion ducks and Sujir goes over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Scorpion then turns at The Dragon King and yells at him to get out of the ring right now. Dragon King curls up in the corner, hoping he doesn't get attacked. Finally, he slides out of the ring and runs up the entrance ramp, almost crying.
Chuck Thompson: Are you serious right now?
Sujir Thorn slides back into the ring and runs at Scorpion again, but Scorpion catches him with a spinebuster! Scorpion then hurries out of the ring before Sujir can get back up to his feet and grabs a steel chair. He slides back into the ring with the chair and waits for Sujir to get up. When he does, Scorpion swings the chair at him as hard as he can, but Sujir dodges the chair shot and grabs the chair off of Scorpion and blasts in him the head with it!
Steve White: What a shot!
Sujir then begins smashing the chair over Scorpion's back repeatedly until multiple referees come running down to the ring and pull the chair away from him. They finally get Sujir away from the downed Scorpion and begin helping Scorpion. Sujir exits the ring and backs up the entrance ramp as medical personnel begin helping Scorpion and the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as some blue lights come on in the arena as Nobody Likes Me hits the PA system. Cody is seen on the ramp with a mic as he sings along with the song.
Patricia Downs: THE following match is a singles match and the SEMI-FINALS OF THE MAYHEM KING OF BEREVAEMENT! Introducing first from LAKELAND FLORIDA....CODDYYY!
Cody smirks then walks down the ramp, flipping the people off as he enters the ring and waits for his challenger.
Steve White: Cody got LEVELED and almost DESTROYED last week by Quinton Hughes, shows how much heart the Hall of Famer and EHWF legend he has.
The beginning of "Sexy And I Know It" begins to play all across the arena, and green pyros drop from the ceiling above the entrance ramp. The pyros stop and Travis Leigh Carter appears from behind them, he stays at the top of the ramp until the song kicks in before throwing his arms wildly to the side and copying the moves off the video.
"When I walk on by girls be looking like damn he fly,
I pimp to the beat walking down the street in my new la'freak,
this is how I roll animal print pants outta control,
it's redfoo with the big ass 'fro and like Bruce Lee boy I got the glow"
Patricia Downs: AND HIS OPPONENT...hailing from the United Kingdom....TRAVIS LEIGH CARTTER!
He carries on dancing down to the ring and the crowd are enjoying his energetic entrance. He slides into the ring and dances around all four corners playing up to the crowd and lapping up the attention he's getting.
Chuck Thompson: For a debuting guy whose first opponent IS a legend he seems to have zero cares.
Steve White: But he has energy and the crowd is cheering him.
"When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
everybody stops and they staring at me
I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it"
Travis reaches down and pulls off his trousers, revealing the green leopard print speedo he always wears while wrestling. "I'm sexy and I know it" He shouts out and begins to wiggle in the middle of the ring, he does this for around a minute before the music stops and he catches his breath in the corner. Cody is flabbergausted and it shows on his face.
Steve White: Cody doesn't know what to think!
Chuck Thompson: Well me either! Kick his ass Cody!
Finally a ref enters the ring and the bell is rung!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Cody vs. Travis Leigh Carter
Cody fires right out of the gate charging TLC cutting him short of trying to defend himself with a crazy clothesline, however TLC comes up quick stunned but smiling. Cody gives a pissed smile before returning his assualt with crazy lefts and right breaking from that Cody jumps onto the nearest middle rope throwing himself backward planting a hard elbow into TLC's eye!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe stepping into the ring with a EHWF legend will take some of that, what is the word Rissi uses?
Steve White: Swag.
Chuck Thompson: Yea thats right, maybe it will unswagger him?
TLC never hit the ground but he yelled out a curse word holding his eye but Cody wasn't letting off, the hall of famer was on TLC again this time whipping him towards the ropes but as TLC comes back he dives between Cody's legs quickly scrambling up to his feet turning and hitting Cody with a release German suplex! The crowd cheer TLC as he stands up clapping but not before kicking Cody in the side two or three times. TLC then hops to the top of the turnbuckle hitting a quick moonsault on the back of a downed Cody, rolling up to his bottom TLC rolls over flipping Cody to his back going for the pin.
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ROPE BREAK! Cody has a foot on the bottom rope and the ref is telling TLC the count is broke. Both men go to get up TLC grabs Cody by his short hair bringing down a couple blows he kicks Cody in the gut once they are on their feet and he attempts a quick suplex but Cody wiggles twisting his body landing feet flat behind TLC. As TLC goes to turn around Cody hits a bulldog! TLC goes face first into the ring as Cody goes to the top rope hitting a quick back flip senton on TLC and he hooks a leg...
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TLC KICKS! Cody frustrated mounts TLC raining blows down on the kicking man, but somehow TLC hooks his legs under Cody's arm pits pushing Cody back, and into a pin...
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Cody rolls over this time pinning TLC...
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Finally TLC rolls again but this time he doesn't attempt a pen on Cody instead he rolls up to his feet taking a step back he balances out and KICKS CODY IN THE FACE! The pop from the blow sends a 'OHHHHH' throughout the crowd.
Steve White: Holy shit Travis just cleaned Cody's clock!
TLC skips going for the pin instead he pulls a dazed Cody to his feet and hits a snap suplex, rolling his feet (a la Eddie G) he doesn't let go of Cody instead he hits another snap suplex. The crowd cheer as the smiling TLC gets to his feet.
Chuck Thompson: Wow Travis Leigh Carter showing some talent!
Steve White: Oh lord but what is he doing now?
Playing off to the crowd by doing a few pelvis thrusts, flipping his tongue in and out of his mouth, and all this while rubbing his nipples. The crowd eats it up starting a 'TLC! TLC! TLC!' chant.
Chuck Thompson: He is doing what he signed up to do Steve.
Steve White: Parade around like a sexual deviant?
Chuck Thompson: ENTERTAIN!
TLC stops but as he turns around Cody drops him with a leaping super man punch! TLC staggers though before he falls flat on his back and with a last effort he tries to sit up but falls back again.
Steve White: I knew show boating would blindside the ROOKIE!
Chuck Thompson: Agreed but the crowd loved it.
Cody signals for 'The Spear of the Dragon' as he lowers himself in the corner waiting for TLC to rise, which eventually he stirs standing with his back turned but slowly he turns around just as Cody takes off with his shoulder lowered, BUT TLC jumps over the rushing Cody landing low on his feet, Cody turns around and POP! TLC HITS THE SHI-TIING! The crowd 'OHHS' at the pop of the super kick. TLC however quick as a flash grabs Cody by his limp wrist pulling him hard into the clutches of the BANG TIDY!! TLC pushes the limp Cody off of him as the crowd cheers him on.
Steve White: Through the back door Travis popped Cody with a super kick and catches him hitting the devastating Bang Tidy! Amazing talent! He could have a future here!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe but winning this doesn't send him on to easier greener pastures!
TLC lays across Cody propping his head up on his hand smiling and blow kisses into the nearest camera...
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, and moving on to the finals of the King of Bereavement tournament, Travis Leigh Carter!
Steve White: A very impressive debut by Travis Leigh Carter.
Travis Leigh Carter gets up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He begins showing off to the crowd as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
After some commercials Mayhem returns, and the cameras are all on Travis Leigh Carter beside him is Lisa Caliber who looks slightly put off by TLC who is rubbing his nipples.
Lisa Caliber: You pull--
TLC: Yeah and it made you hot didn't it?
Lisa Caliber: What?
TLC only smiles putting an arm around Lisa's shoulder pulling her in tighter.[/color]
TLC: It made you all hot and bothered when I beat Cody a EHWF hall of famer, didn't I? Hmm?
TLC looks at the camera now a cocky smirk on his face.[/color]
TLC: I know I turned America on and all those back home, back there I could hear those PANTIES drop! TLC is now a finalist for the KoB tournament and I look forward to taking on the North American champion Korey Kill in less then a week
Winking TLC returns his attention back to Lisa where he puts a finger to her lips shushing her.[/color]
TLC: If you want a real shagging later Lisa come look for me, I'll give you a interview and a little more until I'm going to celebrate baby
With that TLC walks away taking his finger off of Lisa's lips because his arm couldn't stretch any further. Walking through the back TLC hummed and whistled a tune, playing air drums with his pointer fingers, and he even smiled at a few of the female staff members before he got to his locker room. Pushing the door open TLC stopped dead in his tracks as a white box with a red bow is sitting in a steel chair. Closing his door TLC approaches the box with caution and once he is near he picks the box up lightly.[/color]
TLC: Hmm?
TLC sits down pulling on the red bow and then lifts the white lid tossing it over his shoulder. Inside he pulled out a single red rose which he rolled between his fingers, sitting the rose aside he pulled out what looked like a burnt metal pipe that had one end blown out, and wires dangled from the other end but hey were mainly all melted together.[/color]
TLC: I've had some secret admirers before and they've sent some gifts...but this?
Shaking his head TLC replaced the weird burnt object back into the box and last he pulls out a letter. Sitting the box down he reads the letter out loud.[/color]
TLC: Dear Mister Travis Leigh Carter, I write this because you beat Cody and have moved on to face Korey at King of Bereavement. If you meet me later at Shady Hotel just on the outskirts of town I'll fill you in on how to have an edge over Korey. With this information I know for a fact you could GET WHATEVER YOU WANT and Korey will be the one to deliver it on a silver platter just to keep his self image intact. Korey is a snake which I'm sure you and EHWF know but he is also a monster who needs to DIE! The inside, Miss K
Taking a moment to re-read, 'This information could GET WHATEVER YOU WANT and Korey will be the one to deliver it on a silver platter...', and so he smelled the perfume purposefully sprayed on the latter which made him smile then he looked off into the distance in thought. The cameras return to inside the arena back on Steve White and Chuck Thompson.[/color]
Steve White: I wonder who Miss K is?! And what does she know about Korey Kill?
Chuck Thompson: I don't have a clue Steve but Travis Carter seemed to enjoy the fact that he might have something over on the North American champion
Steve White: Intense! I can't wait to see how this unfolds!
The scene then fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand once again.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen the following main event is a mixed tag team match and it is scheduled for one fall.
The song I'm Mortal by Skinny Puppy starts to blast over the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, the lady known as "The Blonde Bitch of EHWF" Destiny Michaels, begins to come out. She evily smiles at the fans and walks past them while trash talking to them. She gets in the ring and starts trash talking into the camera about her opponent. She waits with a devilish smile for her opponent to come out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing, first... Destiny Michaels!
Troublemaker hits the arena as the fans give a jaded reaction to the entrance of Ashburn Gold and blue pyro goes off as David makes his way through the ramp and down to the ring looking calm and cool. Ashburn gets in and raises his arms to the fans and begins to prepare getting himself psyched up for the forth coming match.
Patricia Downs: And her partner, from Killa Kali, weighing in at 220 Pounds... DAVID ASHBURN!
The tron blares Catastrophic Katniss' theme song as she walks out onto stage. She stands there, staring at the crowd for a moment before she shrugs them off and walks down the ramp. She runs and slides in the ring quickly jumping up to her feet. She gives a nasty grin as the camera focuses in on her face. As her music fades, she stands close to the ropes, stretching as she watched the tron for her opponent to come out.
Patricia Downs: And the Divas Champion... CATASTROPHIC KATNISS!
"I Might Be Too Strung Out On Confidence"
"Overdosed On Compliments"
"Started Not To Give A Fuck"
"And Stopped Fearing The Consequence"
The Fans break out into a cheer as Rissi performs some theatrics at the top of the ramp then bolts down into the ring.
Steve White: Here he is Chuck!
Patricia Downs: And From Miami Florida... Weighing in at 225 Pounds! He is The Mayhem World Champion, MICHAEL RISSI!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Michael Rissi & Catastrophic Katniss vs. David Ashburn & Destiny Michaels
Destiny Michaels hits Katniss with the back of her elbow. Katniss is taken back but runs up and quickly takes down Destiny to the mat. Katniss and Destiny fall and they start fighting down on the floor as Rissi and Ashburn watch from their corners. Katniss starts slamming Destiny’s head down into the mat continuously then they both get up. Destiny tries to clothesline Katniss but Katnisis fresh and ducks it Katniss bounces off the ropes and bots towards Destiny with incredible speed, hitting Destiny with a massive running STO. Destiny struggles up all groggy; when Destiny turns around she is met with a dropkick from Katniss. Destiny is down and Katniss covers quickly.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Katniss still appears to be the dominant female force in EHWF Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Yes well, Katniss is a part of a great team here tonight. Katniss is a leader in the women’s division and Rissi is a leader of his division.
Steve White: Ashburn and Destiny have to work together closely and cleverly if they plan on taking out Rissi and Katniss...
Destiny dashes to the corner and tags in Ashburn. Ashburn runs in and Katniss tags in Michael Rissi. The crowd goes crazy and Rissi launches himself over the ropes and onto Ashburn. Rissi and Ashburn get into a massive brawl on the mat. Rissi gets up and knocks Ashburn down with a hard right. Ashburn gets back up but is knocked down again. Rissi backs off and hits a lariat when Ashburn rises.
Steve White: This place just got so damn loud!
Chuck Thompson: Rissi is on fire, every fan is behind him and it is showing in the ring right now Steve! Ashburn gets a second chance at the PPV though!
The crowd continues to go wild as Rissi waits for Ashburn to get up. Ashburn and Rissi start hitting each other in the head with hard lefts and rights. Ashburn boots Rissi in the gut then dropkicks him to the mat. Ashburn starts to get back some vitality as he goes over to Katniss in the corner. Ashburn attempts to intimidate her but Rissi comes from behind and drives a knee into Ashburn’s back then rolls him up.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: The crowd goes wild! Ashburn almost lost it Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Let’s see what happens now. Wait, what’s Destiny doing?
Destiny drops off from her corner and runs around to the other side. She comes behind Katniss and starts to take her on. Destiny then picks Katniss up and slams her into the ringpost as the ref yells at her. Rissi and Ashburn continue to fight inside the ring. Ashburn hits Rissi with some rights but Rissi gets back in the game by hitting a spinebuster. Ashburn is out on the mat and Rissi is going to go for a cover but notices Destiny assault on Katniss. Rissi slides out of the ring and pulls Destiny off of Katniss. Destiny is pissed off and swings at Rissi but misses. Rissi rolls back into the ring as Ashburn gets up. Destiny goes to follow but Katniss pulls her down and the two women go on to brawl on the outside. Katniss slaps Destiny and then hits her with a massive suplex on the outside.
Steve White: By Gawd.
Chuck Thompson: Chick fight! And my cock’s out!
Rissi gets ready to hit his superkick. Ashburn turns around and ducks the kick. Rissi turns around and gets kicked in the gut. Ashburn pulls Rissi in and goes to hit the Breaker Lock but Rissi spins out of it as the crowd roars and hits big kick to the head on Ashburn. Ashburn flips around to try and maintain his composure. Rissi spears Ashburn. Ashburn gets up in pain and gets speared a second time. Rissi then back off into the corner and starts hyping up the crowd as Ashburn struggles up to his feet slowly. Rissi runs up for the End of Discord but Ashburn drops Rissi and locks him in the Breaker lock. The crowd goes wild!
Steve White: By Gawd, this could be the end for Rissi!
Rissi gets out of Breaker lock and pushes Ashburn out of the ring. Rissi follows. Rissi goes to hit the superkick on Ashburn but Ashburn grabs Destiny and Rissi superkicks her instead as Ashburn uses her as a shield. Ashburn smiles and locks up with Rissi. Destiny slowly gets up to the apron, bleeding from the mouth. Rissi and Ashburn spill back into the ring and continue to brawl. Rissi goes to hit the Superkick again but Ashburn ducks and tags in Destiny. Rissi gets up and tags in Katniss. Destiny yells at Ashburn and Katniss comes from behind and easily picks her up, slamming Destiny into the mat a few times until she is unresponsive. Katniss covers Destiny.
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DING DING DING!
Chuck Thompson: It’s over.
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners, Michael Rissi and Catastrophic Katniss!
Rissi and Katniss get their title belts and celebrate in the ring. Suddenly Ashburn is at the top of the ramp and grabs a mic.
David Ashburn: Hey. Good job tonight but on Sunday this is what’s going to happen to you.
Ashburn drops the mic and grabs a limping Destiny Michaels and locks her in the Breaker lock at the top of the ramp. He holds her in it for a while then drops her, gesturing around his waist that he will in fact be the new champion after next Sunday. Rissi stares out at Ashburn as we fade out and are shown the EHWF logo, ending the show.