Post by La Familia Gómez on Oct 12, 2012 22:26:16 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another great edition of Friday Night Mahem! As always, i'm Steve White along with Chuck Thompson and we have a great show for tonight.
Chuck Thompson: That's right! Tonight is our first Mayhem with all the superstars on the roster since May! After Anarchy was forced to shut it's doors, all those superstars have been moved here to Mayhem and everybody is excited to see how the superstars stack up against each other now.
Steve White: They are all on an even playing field now. No more home field advantage, so to speak. And our first main event with both rosters will be the new Mayhem World Champion, and EHWF Chairman, Scorpion, taking on a man who tends to lose his cool quite often. Quinton Hughes.
Chuck Thompson: Look, i think Quinton Hughes is definitely a decent superstar, but he is not nearly as good as he makes himself out to be. Think about it. He is only feared because he attacks people backstage and before matches and stuff. If he actually fought all of his matches 100% fairly, he would probably have no wins right now. Anyway, our co-main event will also be a good one, if it happens that is. Black Man versus David Arnold. Thoughts on that one?
Steve White: Well, like you said IF it happens. Because Black Man has threatened all week long that he will not show up for this match because he did not get what he wanted. I wonder if he will show up. And on top of those two matches we have the Hardcore Champion, Jason Dave, going one on one against Frank Finelli. That will be another great one.
Chuck Thompson: So much to look forward to tonight! Let's quit talking and get this shit started!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to call the first match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his tag team partner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, Rockin' Lunatic!
Troublemaker plays the arena as the fans give a jaded reaction to the entrance of Ashburn. Gold and blue pyro goes off as David makes his way through the ramp and down to the ring looking calm and cool. Ashburn gets in and raises his arms to the fans and begins to prepare getting himself psyched up for the forth coming match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his tag team partner, hailing from Killa Kali, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 220 pounds, David Ashburn!
The lights go green as Hang Yourself hits the PA system. Out walks Sheamus and he looks behind him, but no Raven. All of a sudden, raven is lowered to the ground as he has a rope wrapped around his neck and they walk to the ring. Raven takes off the rope as they wait for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponents, the team of Raven Trueblood and Sheamus Moses, Insidious Souls!
Steve White: The newest tag team of EHWF. And i'll tell you what, they look very promising.
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Raven Trueblood and David Ashburn in the ring first. Trueblood shakes his arms a few times to loosen up a little bit. Both men slowly begin circling the ring, and Raven Trueblood makes the first move by diving at David Ashburn, but Ashburn sidesteps him just in time and begins stomping him down before Trueblood can even get the chance to get back up to his feet. He lets off a little bit and Raven Trueblood spins on his knees and hurries back up to his feet and right away gets in a fighting stance. David Ashburn backs off and Trueblood cringes and holds his back for a second before the two men begin circling each other once again. This time, it is David Ashburn who dives at Raven Trueblood, but unlike Trueblood, he connects with a takedown! He begins pummeling Raven Trueblood on the ring mat. Raven Trueblood fights off the assault, but David Ashburn is back on him in a matter of seconds.
Steve White: Ashburn is not letting Raven Truebood back up to his feet at all.
Chuck Thompson: And why would he? I mean, he is clearly dominating. So why give Raven Trueblood the potential chance of turning the tables?
Steve White: Oh, i agree. I was just saying..
Finally, Ashburn lets up and lets Trueblood stumble back up to his feet. Ashburn then jumps at Trueblood, trying to catch him off guard, but Trueblood sidesteps him and Ashburn hits the turnbuckle. Trueblood then turns Ashburn around and begins ramming knees into the gut of Ashburn. After almost ten knees to the stomach, Ashburn can no longer stand and falls into the corner of the ring. Trueblood then gets down and begins choking Ashburn in the corner! The referee counts to four before Trueblood gets off of Ashburn. He then picks Ashburn back up to his feet and irish whips him into his corner of the ring. He then walks over and tags in his partner, Sheamus Moses. Both men begin elbowing Ashburn in the sides of the head back and fourth until the referee once again counts to four, and Trueblood exits the ring.
Chuck Thompson: They just broke the rules!
Steve White: Oh come on, Chuck. That type of stuff always happens in tag team matches!
Sheamus then goes for a move, but Ashburn hits a quick eye poke on him and rolls over to his corner of the ring and tags in Rockin' Lunatic. Lunatic comes in and bolts straight at Sheamus Moses, but Moses hits a quick powerslam on him! Lunatic lands hard on his back and Sheamus gets up and quickly begins laying some stomps to the chest of Lunatic. He then picks him back up and hits a quick scoop slam on him. He climbs to the top rope and without hesitating he jumps off and hits a perfectly executed elbow drop right onto the chest of Lunatic. He then picks Lunatic back up to his feet and throws him into the ring ropes and when he comes running back, Moses backdrops him up and over his head! Lunatic lands hard on his back once again. Sheamus Moses is all fired up right now. He calls over to Trueblood, who enters the ring and the hit the Death From Above on Lunatic! Trueblood then walks over to guard Ashburn from getting into the ring while Sheamus Moses goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, the team of Sheamus Moses and Raven Trueblood, Insidious Souls!
Steve White: Well, the new team passed test one.
Chuck Thompson: Good job to them, but the tests just keep getting harder from here. Just ask The 'Shiners. They were top of the tag division for a while, then just fell off as they went higher up and now look, they are unemployed.
"Hang Yourself" by Cryptic Wisdom begins playing over the PA system once again as Raven Trueblood and Sheamus Moses give each other a high five before getting their hands raised in victory by the referee. They then begin showing off as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Jessica Seaton already inside of the ring as her theme song is still going on in the background. Patricia Downs is also inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a triple threat divas match and it's scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from London, England, standing at 5 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 125 pounds, Jessica Seaton!
Violet spotlights shined bright upon the stage. Interestingly, though, a coffin was standing vertically. What was the meaning of this? BOOM! An even greater display of pyrotechnics lit up the EHWF arena, while the lid of the coffin flew open and a pair of violet eyes opened for viewers worldwide to gaze open! And without hesitation, a body stepped forth out of the coffin. Decked out in a black mini-skirt, fishnet stockings, a black top, violet nail-polish and black lipstick to compliment her flowing black hair with violet streaks, this vuluptuous vixen was none other than Whitney Wyld! She begins heading down to the ring and when she finally enters it, she walks to the center and paused for a moment. She looks around at the fans and smiles as she awaits her final opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her opponent, hailing from Denver, Colorado, standing at 5 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 120 pounds, Whitney Wyld!
The lights dim, and the song "Bad Girl" starts to play over the speakers. Madison makes her way on top of the ramp, dressed in all of her ring attire. She slides into the ring, jumping up three times, then thrusting her right hand into the air. The fans all boo, as she pumps up the crowd while waiting for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Queens, New York, standing at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 110 pounds, she is the Divas Champion, Madison Murdock!
Steve White: Madison Murdock definitely looked impressive in her big title win at War, and now she looks to continue her winning ways tonight.
DING DING DING!
The three divas start the match by looking around the ring at each other. They slowly begin walking towards the center all at once, and then suddenly out of no where Whitney Wyld goes straight at Madison Murdock! She takes her down to the ring mat and grabs two handfuls of hair and begins smacking the back of Madison's head off of the ring mat. Jessica Seaton looks like she is about to jump on Whitney to save Madison, but decides not to and let Whitney weaken Madison because she is the Divas Champion. But when Madison turns over and now begins smacking the back of Whitney's head off of the ring mat, Jessica jumps on Madison and begins kneeing her in the ribs. Madison falls off of Whitney and soon she has both of her opponents stomping her on the ring mat.
Steve White: Well, i can't say i didn't see this coming. Madison is the Divas Champion so of course she has a target on her back.
Chuck Thompson: Of course. And honestly, i don't think either of her opponents are good enough to beat her one on one anyway.
Madison rolls out of the ring to get out of harms way, but her two opponents follow her out and begin beating on her on the outside of the ring! Whitney irish whips her into the crowd barrier and then Jessica runs at her and hits a spinning back elbow straight to her face, making her fall down to the floor. Whitney then begins barking out orders to Jessica, and for some reason, Jessica listens! Jessica walks over to the ringside commentators table and grabs a steel chair. She folds it up and then slides it into the ring. Madison begins fighting back against Whitney, but Jessica sees this happening and runs over to save Whitney. Both divas soon get the upper hand on Madison again. Whitney pushes the top set of ring steps off of the bottom set and then drags Madison over to them and smacks her head off of the bottom set! Madison rolls on the ground, holding her head in pain. Whitney and Jessica both then pick her back up and toss her back into the ring.
Steve White: Now this is quite unfair. It has basically been a two on one match since the bell rang!
Chuck Thompson: You're right, Steve. I knew Madison would have a target on her back for being Champion, but damn this is kind of ridiculous right now.
Whitney and Jessica both pick Madison back up to her feet and hit a double suplex on her! Whitney goes for the pin, but Jessica pushes her off. The two divas begin argueing in the corner of the ring, while Madison crawls over to the steel chair Jessica slid into the ring. The two arguing divas decide to put their differences behind them and believe to have a plan as to who will win the match. They turn around and Madison jabs the chair into the stomach of Whitney then does the same to Jessica! Whitney rolls out of the ring, holding her stomach while Jessica is stuck in the ring. The crowd is going crazy as Madison lifts the chair up high and brings it down hard onto the back of Jessica! She then tosses the chair out of the ring, and she doesn't know it, but it lands right beside Whitney. Madison climbs to the top rope and jumps off, hitting a Swanton Bomb right onto Jessica! She then pins her. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, the EHWF Divas Champion, Madison Murdock!
The crowd cheers as Whitney slides into the ring with the steel chair in hand. She lifts it up and brings it down, but Madison rolls off of Jessica and the chair blasts Jessica right in the face! A big "ooohh" is heard from the crowd as Jessica lays on the ring mat, uncouncious. Madison rolls out of the ring and gets the Divas Championship handed to her. She smiles and raises the Championship high above her head as Whitney is in the ring steaming about the loss.
Steve White: Oh my God! What a brutal chair shot right to the face of Jessica! Hopefully she is still alive!
The scene then fades out to a commercial break with Madison backing up the entrance ramp, still holding the Divas Championship up high, with Whitney staring at her from the ring, still steaming about the loss.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a singles match and it is scheduled for one fall!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... SUJIR THORN!
The Pride" by Five Finger Death Punch begins on the PA system as the lights dim down.
'Welcome To The Pride!'
The crowd begins to cheer as Casey Bond steps out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp, clapping a few hands on the way down, then slides into the ring, awaiting the bell.
Patricia Downs: And from Panama City, Florida... CASEY BOND!
DING DING DING!
Bond and Sujir lock up in the center of the ring. Bond gets Sujir in a head lock and then hits him with a big right hand in the face. Sujir goes back and Bond takes him down hard with a big running boot to the chest.
Steve White: Nice start by Bond here. He’s been off lately but he’s looking to pick a win up over Sujir.
Chuck Thompson: True. Bond just needs that big break to get back on his feet. I wonder if Sujir’s mind is completely in this one, he did watch his father get buried alive after all!
Bond picks up Sujir and scoopslams him back down to the mat. Sujir reels in pain and holds his back as Bond stares out to the crowd. He goes to grab Sujir but Sujir kicks him in the head and gets up. Thorn boots Bond in the gut then takes him down with a clothesline.
Steve White: Sujir fighting his way in control of this one.
Chuck Thompson: Sujir has just come into the light of EHWF. He needs this win to continue that momentum.
Sujir makes his way back to Bond but Bond grabs him. Sujir quickly grabs Bond and hits him with a big spinebuster. The crowd cheers as both men are hurt on the mat. Sujir gets up first and hits a small splash on Bond. Thorn covers but Bond instantly kicks out.
Steve White: Coming up against Bond must be scary though Chuck, he’s an EHWF veteran and legend.
Chuck Thompson: Thorn is in control still though.
Both men go to lock up again. Bond gets Thorn in a headlock but Thorn runs and jumps up on the second rope them bounces back and hits a cutter on Bond. This time Thorn is able to hook the far leg of Bond.
1...
2...
KICK OUT!
Steve White: Bond was quick to kick out right there. It looks like Thorn is gaining more of the upper hand slowly though.
Chuck Thompson: Thorn has shown impressive skills thus far but Bond has experience in an EHWF ring. Don’t count him out.
Bond sits up and grabs Sujir. Bond dishes out big lefts and rights on Sujir then scoops him up on his shoulder once again. Bond takes a second then hits Sujir with a big powerslam, destroying Sujir into the mat. Bond covers.
1...
KICK OUT!
Steve White: A one count... So heartbreaking for Bond.
Chuck Thompson: Now Thorn is back to the mat. He has to get up and start to take Bond out quickly now if he hopes to have a chance of winning.
Thorn and Bond get up. Thorn boots Bond in the gut then takes him down hard with a massive dropkick to the chest. Bond gets up only to get taken down with a flying forearm from Sujir. Bond eventually struggles back to his feet. Thorn runs up for a lariat or clothesline but Bond grabs him by the throat and slams him into the corner. When Sujir comes back, Bond hits him with a dropkick.
Steve White: Impressive from Sujir but Bond put a stop to him before he could get started.
Chuck Thompson: Thorn is tough, he's shown us that but can he pull it off here?
Sujir gets up and Bond goes to grab him but Thorn boots Bond in the gut. Thorn then taunts around and bounces off the ropes. He goes to hit a running move on Bond but Bond hits Thorn with a big knee to the gut. Thorn goes flying over Bond's knee and flips in the air, crashing into the mat. Bond then waits behind a struggling Sujir and gestures for him to get up.
Steve White: This could be it for Sujir Thorn right here.
Thorn gets up and Bond gets him up on his back. Sujir drops of the back of Bond and hits a massive neckbreaker. Bond is out on the mat and the crowd cheers as Sujir covers after his reversal.
1...
2...
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... SUJIR THORN!
Sujir gets his arm raised but Bond is pissed off and starts kicking the turnbuckle. He walks over to Sujir and extends his hand. Sujir is weary and doesn’t shake it. Bond orders Sujir to shake his hand and Sujir shakes it as the crowd cheers. Bond boots Sujir in the groin and he goes down. Bond laughs as he goes to the outside to get a chair.
Steve White: The match is over someone get Bond out of here... Wait, what the hell!
David Ashburn comes out of nowhere and rushes in. He grabs Bond from behind and rolls him back into the ring. Sujir springs up, grabs Bond and hits him with a Samoan drop in the ring. Ashburn gets in and Sujir gets his guard up, ready to fight him.
Steve White: Sujir and Ashburn have had their share of issues together over the past few weeks...
Ashburn gestures to Sujir to let his hands down and to relax. Bond gets up and Ashburn grabs him, locking him in the Breaker Lock as Sujir watches. Sujir looks around and shakes his head as he gets out of the ring and makes his way back up the ramp.
Steve White: That was weird...
We fade out to commercial as Ashburn tightens the hold on Bond.
We come back from commercial as Lisa Caliber is backstage with Sheamus Moses and Raven Trueblood in the interview area.
Lisa Caliber: I'm here with the newest tag team in EHWF, Sheamus Moses and Raven Trueblood, the Insidious Souls.
Raven Trueblood: Listen, don't even think about asking a question Lisa. I'll be conducting my own interview here. You just hold the mic and look pretty, got it?
Lisa nods as Raven laughs with Sheamus.
Raven Trueblood: Insidious Souls are the new dominant tag team in EHWF. We're not EoB or UGK or anyone else for that matter. We're better then all of those guys and we're going to show that with this new alliance we're created. There is no team better than the Insidious Souls.
Lisa Caliber: Alright, who do you have your sights set on first?
Sheamus goes to say something but Raven puts his hand up and ushers for Sheamus to keep their plans on the down low.
Raven Trueblood: That's for us to know and you to find out. Until then everyone in the EHWF and on Friday Night Mayhem should have eyes in the back of their damn heads! Remember that!
Raven and Sheamus walk off leaving Lisa standing there by herself.
We come back into the arena where Patricia Downs is in the ring with a microphone.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a singles match and it is scheduled for one fall!
As "Bad to the Bone" begins to come over the speakers, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echo’s with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment then steps through the ropes and enters. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing, first From Pittsburgh PA, Weighing in at 285 Pounds... Frank Finelli!
Above The Law by Bad Meets Evil hits the PA and the fans lose it in their seats. They rage into a series of boos as Jason Dave steps out into the vicinity. He nods in approval of the crowd's recognition of him. He struts down the ramp, ignoring the degrading comments coming from each of the crowd members. He slides into the ring and taunts the crowd as he waits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And From Cameron North Carolina, Weighing in at 215 Pounds... Jason Dave!
DING DING DING!
The Bell tolls and Finelli and Dave start brawling immediately. Finelli gets some good right hands and powerful strikes in as Jason Dave tries to keep up in the brawl. Finelli however, gets fed up and nails Dave with a huge lariat. Dave crashes down to the mat with full force. Eventually Jason gets up and starts striking Finelli. Finelli swings at Dave but Dave ducks every attempt. Eventually Dave follows up with a big dropkick, taking Finelli down to the mat. Finelli gets back up and hits Dave with a big forearm to the back of his neck. Dave rolls up quickly and Finelli goes to clothesline him but Dave ducks it and takes Frank out with a swinging back kick.
Steve White: Jason Dave starts this one out strong but Finelli equally as dominant.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, he's doing a pretty good job tonight.
Finelli gets up and takes Jason Dave down, punching him repeatedly while he's down on the mat. Finelli then powers out and grabs Dave, hitting him with a huge powerslam. Finelli picks up Dave again and hits a big powerbomb on him, also attempting a cover. Before the ref can count Jason Dave reverses his attempt into a small package but Finelli gets out of it and both men get up ready to brawl again. Finelli tries to take Dave out but can't match his speed. Dave dropkicks Finelli again and then starts stomping him out fast.
Steve White: I think Dave can pull it out here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out for Finelli though, he’s shown us he is a great threat in EHWF!
Finelli gets up and Dave goes to kick him but Finelli ducks and Frank comes from behind Dave and hits him with a reverse STO. Dave rolls up to his feet quick and then proceeds over to Finelli. Dave goes to pick up Finelli but Finelli props up on his back and hits a huge Samoan Drop.
Steve White: Damn, that's impact right there!
Chuck Thompson: Jason Dave may be broken in half!
Finelli goes to pick up Dave on his back again but Dave elbows him in the head a few times. Jason Dave then hits a few big knees on Finelli's ribs and stomach. Dave then backs off and hits Finelli with a big boot, taking Frank down to the mat hard.
Steve White: Jason is back!
Chuck Thompson: This one has gone up and down ladies and gents, I can't pick a winner.
Jason Dave runs up and hits a bulldog on an unsuspecting Finelli. Finelli gets his face driven into the mat as Jason Dave covers him.
1...
2...
NO!
Frank Finelli pulls Dave off of him and tosses him on the other side of the ring. Finelli then goes to hit a running STO on Jason Dave. Before Finelli can even get it, Dave ducks and nails him in the head with a running boot. Finelli is down and Dave picks him up and slams him hard down on the mat. The highflyer Dave goes on the top rope. Dave flies off and hits Finelli with a flying kick. Frank scrambles back up to his feet, Dave is still on the mat but when he get up Frank takes off running towards him, Finelli comes out of nowhere and hits a spear on Dave!
Steve White: Oh My God! Jason was just speared in half.
Chuck Thompson: Dave may be out cold Steve... Watch out, Jason Dave!
Jason Dave gets up and turns to an unsuspecting Finelli. When Finelli notices him Dave jumps up and goes for his Reality Check II, Finelli gets out of it and tries for the Finelli Fatality, but Dave gets out of the attempt and hits the Reality Check I! He then goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, by pinfall, the EHWF Hardcore Champion, Jason Dave!
Jason Dave climbs up to his feet and gets the Hardcore Championship handed to him and then gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. Dave then begins showing off with the Hardcore title as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back into the arena as EHWF interviewer Alexander Corvis is in the ring with a mic.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gents as you know EHWF Anarchy was put on hiatus this week which means all Mayhem Superstars will welcome Anarchy Superstars as apart of Friday Night's roster. Now there was one man who got a dud in this whole thing and that was the former Anarchy GM, Michael Rissi who had a unique deal with Scorpion that seems to have not been held up. I've heard that Rissi is pissed off and I've asked him to be here tonight for an interview but I haven't sighted him. So without any more delay I'd like to call Michael Rissi out if he's here tonight. Please welcome Michael Rissi!
Nothing happens and the crowd falls silent as Corvis shakes his head.
Alexander Corvis: ...Michael... Rissi...
Still nothing happens and Corvis goes to leave. Suddenly some random rock music takes hold across the arena. The fans give a mixed reaction. Scotty Paine walks out and makes his way down the ramp as people start pelting him with objects from the crowd.
Scotty Paine: Get the fuck out of the ring Corvis... That handsome motherfucker Rissi isn't here, fuck off!
Corvis gets out of the ring as Scotty brings the mic to his mouth.
Scotty Paine: Looks like I'm back and just in time to take what's mine. A world title that is. You see...
Insidious Soul's music goes off and Sheamus and Raven walk down to the ring. Scotty Paine shakes his head as they get in.
Raven Trueblood: Scotty, I don't know why you're back here to be honest. We both know that you're a terrible wrestler and a legit homosexual so why don't you go back to that amateurish suck fest of TNA and make your amateurish legacy in a poser company you fuck.
Scotty Paine: Listen here you ungrateful little cu...
Sheamus Moses rushes over and hits Scotty Paine with a running big boot to the head. Sheamus then goes to stomp him out as the crowd cheers. Trueblood runs over and punts Paine in the ribs. They both pick him up and hit him with a double suplex. Scotty is in pain and struggles on the mat. Sheamus and Raven pick him up and toss him out of the ring and onto the outside. Paine is bleeding and crying on the outside as Trueblood and Sheamus laugh.
Raven Trueblood: Let's hear it for Scotty Paine ladies and gents!
The crowd boos and throws stuff at Scotty. Suddenly, Quinton Hughes' music goes off and he comes out in a rage and stops at the bottom of the ramp.
Quinton Hughes: You faggots need to get the fuck out of here. You're taking my TV time up and wasting my match time for when I beat the champion and finally earn my title shot that I deserve. Get the fuck out of here now!
Raven and Sheamus tell Quinton to fuck off and Quinton just gets more angry. He sees Scotty Paine stumbling in pain and grabs him. Quinton gets him up and hits Scotty Paine with a big powerbomb on the floor, knocking him out. Quinton laughs and walks up the ramp as his music goes off and Trueblood and Sheamus stare out at him. We cut to the backstage area.
We come into the backstage area and we see Eric Draven knocking on the door of EHWF Champion and Chairman, Scorpion. Draven bangs and bangs and no one comes out. After about 30 seconds of knocking Scorpion bursts out of his office and gets in Draven's face.
Scorpion: Why are you banging down my door for faggot?
Draven pathetically answers.
Eric Draven: Listen, Mr. Scorpion. I'm sorry to be a bother but Michael Rissi promised me a position in EHWF staff back when he was GM of Anarchy. All he had me do was take his clothes to the dry cleaners and clean the arena toilets in which he took it upon himself to defecate in before he made me do it. I demand a proper staff position.
Scorpion: You want a staff position... Get the fuck out of here faggot.
Scorpion turns away but Draven holds him.
Eric Draven: Please, you can't turn you back on me Scorpion. Please.
Scorpion thinks for a second.
Scorpion: Hmm. Well, you're basically a fucking puppet now aren't you, you fag? So I'll tell you what, I'll use you as my puppet for now but when I get bored of you, I'm going to kick your fucking ass got it?
Eric Draven: Got it!
Scorpion: Good! You are now the EHWF Legal Consultant and Director of Authority. Now, shine my fucking title belt!
Scorpion shoves the title belt into Draven's gut and gives him a rag. We fade out back to the arena as Scorpion slams his door.
Back in the arena we see Patricia Downs get into the ring with a microphone.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a singles match and it is scheduled for one fall! Unfortunatly Black Man has departed from EHWF so Local Athlete Kevin Tates will take his place tonight.
The lights in the arena suddenly dim down to a deep dark blue color and the opening of "Ain't no rest for the Wicked" by Cage the Elephant is heard starting to play. The fans start cheering loudly as out from the backstage area comes none other then "The One and Only" David Arnold.
David's standing there, wearing his usual ring attire along with a Tates striped fedora with a blue stripe around it, a pair of aviator sunglasses, and a Tates hooded sweatshirt zipped partway up. He stands there, a smile on his face, and looks out at the fans who are cheering like crazy. He then throws his hands out from his side and red, white, and blue pyro explodes from the stage in three different bursts. He then slowly moves his hands to in front of him, doing a "gun" taunt with one hand. He "takes aim" at the ring, then after a few seconds, "pulls the trigger" and a fourth and bigger burst of pyro goes off.
David starts heading down the ramp, high-fiving different fans along the way. He stops to sign a couple of things for the fans before getting to the bottom of the ramp. He starts to walk over to the steps, then runs to the other corner and hops up on the apron, grabbing the middle rope and kneeling on the apron and leaning out, listening to the roar of the crowd during this. He pulls himself up and walks down the apron to the corner where the stairs are near, then climbs up on the cornerpost, posing for the fans while getting thousands of camera flashes in response. He flips into the ring and runs across it, hopping up on the opposite corner and posing, getting the same fan response. He hops down and takes his hat, glasses, and sweatshirt off, handing them to a ringside worker, before walking to the middle of the ring and standing there. He then slowly raises his arms up and blue pyro begins gently raining down from the ceiling around the ring itself. He then slowly puts his hands in front of him again like on the stage and pulls the trigger again, this time causing an explosion of pyro from the cornerposts. He then goes to a corner and leans against it, waiting for the bell to ring for the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, from Columbus Ohio... DAVID ARNOLD!
Kevin Tates runs down the ramp and gets into the ring with a stupid grin on his face.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, local athlete... KEVIN TATES!
DING DING DING!
The Bell rings. Kevin Tates and Arnold lock up in the center. Arnold tackles Kevin Tates down to the mat. Arnold starts a ground and pound on Kevin Tates with hard lefts and rights. Kevin Tates rolls up to his feet but Arnold boots him in the gut and whips him into the corner and hits him with a lariat against said corner to follow up. David goes for another one but Kevin Tates jumps up and hits a scissor kick on Arnold, taking him down hard.
Steve White: David Arnold starting off good but Tates came back pretty hard.
Chuck Thompson: Arnold is on a winning streak here in EHWF.
Arnold hits Kevin Tates in the gut a few times as he gets up. Arnold goes for a big right hand swing but Tates blocks it and boots Arnold in the gut then hits him with a European uppercut. Kevin Tates grabs Arnold and hits him with a big Suplex. Arnold goes down but gets up and gets Kevin Tates in a headlock then knees Kevin Tates in the head. Kevin Tates ends up hitting Arnold with a side winding kick straight to the face. Arnold hits the mat and his good run comes to a halt.
Steve White: Kevin Tates just stopped Arnold’s good run there.
Chuck Thompson: Arnold is one of the best superstars in EHWF today. He is also the NA champion.
Arnold gets up and hits Kevin Tates with a big boot to the chest. Kevin Tates gets up quickly but Arnold is pissed off and hits him with a big clothesline. Kevin Tates takes the hit hard and struggles. Arnold is still in control and puts Tates on his back again with a Scoopslam on the mat.
Steve White: Arnold is getting in the zone now!
Chuck Thompson: The momentum has shifted so many times here!
He picks up Kevin Tates. Kevin Tates acts quick and rakes Arnold in the eyes then hits him with a DDT. Arnold gets up but Kevin Tates takes him out with a big side kick to the face. Arnold is down but tries to get up. Tates bounces off of the ropes and punts Arnold in the ribs hard! He bounces off the ropes again and hits a senton splash on the NA Champion.
Steve White: Kevin Tates back on top now!
Chuck Thompson: A great match here tonight! Kevin Tates is in control but that can change quickly.
Kevin Tates starts stomping out Arnold before picking him up and hitting him with a big suplex. Kevin Tates picks up Arnold. Kevin Tates goes for another suplex but Arnold hits Kevin Tates with a right hand and knees him in the gut. Kevin Tates comes back Arnold scoops up Kevin Tates to hit him with a scoopslam but Kevin Tates falls behind and rolls Arnold up!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Kick out from Arnold!
Chuck Thompson: Awesome match right here Steve!
Arnold gets up and Kevin Tates hits him in the gut with kick. Tates then dropkicks him in the head and Arnold stands up again. Kevin Tates goes to finish him off with a suplex but Arnold gets out of it and grabs Tates from behind. Arnold hits Kevin Tates with a big German suplex!
Steve White: Arnold's back now!
Chuck Thompson: The momentum shifts once again! What a match up this has been!
Kevin Tates is hurt. Arnold picks him up and tries to suplex Tates but Kevin Tates knees him in the gut and headbutts him. Arnold bends down in pain and Kevin Tates grabs Arnold and starts pounding him on the top of the head with right hands.
Steve White: Right hands to the head, Arnold is looks to be in bad shape now.
Kevin Tates picks Arnold up and knees him in the ribs again. Tates goes and tries to hit a roundhouse kick but Arnold ducks it. They both bounce off the ropes and both go for a clothesline but instead they take each other out! Both men are down but look to get up first as they struggle up on their knees. Tates gets up and Arnold grabs him and hits him with a powerbomb then covers him.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, the North American Champion... David Arnold!
David Arnold gets the North American Championship handed to him by the referee as he throws his hands up in the air. Kevin Tates rolls out of the ring and begins getting objects thrown at him by the fans, much like what Scotty had happen to him earlier in the night. David Arnold begins taunting the crowd with the Championship as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial break and back in the arena we can see Patricia Downs get into the ring with a microphone once again.
Patricia Downs: This following is our main event and is a singles match and it is scheduled for one fall!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring.
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Scorpion rushes out of the entrance and blasts Quinton over the head with a steel chair. Quinton goes down and whales in pain as Scorpion hits him another 5 times until the chair breaks. Scorpion grabs Quinton and rolls him in the ring.
Steve White: Scorpion... What the hell!
Quinton gets to his knees in the ring and Scorpion gets in the ring. He orders the ref to right the bell and the ref does.
DING DING DING!
Scorpion grabs Quinton and tosses him into the turnbuckle. Quinton is hurt but in a rage he tackles Scorpion to the mat and starts hitting him with rights and lefts. Scorpion throws him off of him and when they get up, Scorpion hits Quinton with a powerbomb.
Steve White: Scorpion hand picked Quinton as his opponent. That was questionable but why did he assault him with a damn chair before the match!
Chuck Thompson: Scorpion is in control in this match, just watch Steve!
Quinton is hurt and Scorpion starts stomping him out on the mat. Quinton gets up in another fit of rage and hits Scorpion with some rights. Scorpion comes back with a boxing combo and then clotheslines Quinton Hughes. Hughes gets up only to be taken out by Scorpion's running STO.
Steve White: Scorpion is cutting Quinton off at ever corner here.
Chuck Thompson: Scorpion is in the lead here. I agree it is quite questionable of Scorpion to book himself against this jobber...
Quinton gets up and Scorpion boots him in the gut. Quinton hooks Scorpion in the face. Scorpion takes a second to recover and then takes Quinton down with a lariat. Quinton gets up and reverses a headlock from Scorpion but Scorpion reverses it into an armdrag.
Steve White: Quinton's in trouble now!
Chuck Thompson: Scorpion looks to put Quinton away here...
Quinton gets up and Scorpion scoopslams him. Scorpion starts laughing as Quinton gets more and more pissed off. Quinton get up and spears Scorpion. Scorpion rolls back up to his feet and the two lock up. Scorpion hits Quinton with an uppercut but Quinton knees Scorpion in the gut and bounces off the ropes.
Steve White: Quinton could come back here!
Chuck Thompson: Here he comes!
Quinton runs off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Scorpion ducks it. When Quinton comes back Scorpion grabs him and hits him with the Scorpion Drop! Scorpion hooks the far leg of Quinton.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... THE MAYHEM WORLD CHAMPION... SCORPION!
Scorpion celebrates, but he stops and tells the guys to cut his music as he grabs a mic from the outside.
Scorpion: I am a fair champion and owner. There are hundreds of contenders who deserve a shot at my title...which is why next week I will be facing this man!
Whitney Wyld's music goes off and she comes out standing at the top of the stage looking nervous. Scorpion is laughing and starts dancing to Whitney's music. Scorpion continues to bust a move with the title belt. As Scorpion dances and the fans boo, we fade out to the EHWF logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another great edition of Friday Night Mahem! As always, i'm Steve White along with Chuck Thompson and we have a great show for tonight.
Chuck Thompson: That's right! Tonight is our first Mayhem with all the superstars on the roster since May! After Anarchy was forced to shut it's doors, all those superstars have been moved here to Mayhem and everybody is excited to see how the superstars stack up against each other now.
Steve White: They are all on an even playing field now. No more home field advantage, so to speak. And our first main event with both rosters will be the new Mayhem World Champion, and EHWF Chairman, Scorpion, taking on a man who tends to lose his cool quite often. Quinton Hughes.
Chuck Thompson: Look, i think Quinton Hughes is definitely a decent superstar, but he is not nearly as good as he makes himself out to be. Think about it. He is only feared because he attacks people backstage and before matches and stuff. If he actually fought all of his matches 100% fairly, he would probably have no wins right now. Anyway, our co-main event will also be a good one, if it happens that is. Black Man versus David Arnold. Thoughts on that one?
Steve White: Well, like you said IF it happens. Because Black Man has threatened all week long that he will not show up for this match because he did not get what he wanted. I wonder if he will show up. And on top of those two matches we have the Hardcore Champion, Jason Dave, going one on one against Frank Finelli. That will be another great one.
Chuck Thompson: So much to look forward to tonight! Let's quit talking and get this shit started!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to call the first match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his tag team partner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, Rockin' Lunatic!
Troublemaker plays the arena as the fans give a jaded reaction to the entrance of Ashburn. Gold and blue pyro goes off as David makes his way through the ramp and down to the ring looking calm and cool. Ashburn gets in and raises his arms to the fans and begins to prepare getting himself psyched up for the forth coming match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his tag team partner, hailing from Killa Kali, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 220 pounds, David Ashburn!
The lights go green as Hang Yourself hits the PA system. Out walks Sheamus and he looks behind him, but no Raven. All of a sudden, raven is lowered to the ground as he has a rope wrapped around his neck and they walk to the ring. Raven takes off the rope as they wait for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponents, the team of Raven Trueblood and Sheamus Moses, Insidious Souls!
Steve White: The newest tag team of EHWF. And i'll tell you what, they look very promising.
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Rockin' Lunatic & David Ashburn vs. Insidious Souls (Raven Trueblood & Sheamus Moses)
The match starts out with Raven Trueblood and David Ashburn in the ring first. Trueblood shakes his arms a few times to loosen up a little bit. Both men slowly begin circling the ring, and Raven Trueblood makes the first move by diving at David Ashburn, but Ashburn sidesteps him just in time and begins stomping him down before Trueblood can even get the chance to get back up to his feet. He lets off a little bit and Raven Trueblood spins on his knees and hurries back up to his feet and right away gets in a fighting stance. David Ashburn backs off and Trueblood cringes and holds his back for a second before the two men begin circling each other once again. This time, it is David Ashburn who dives at Raven Trueblood, but unlike Trueblood, he connects with a takedown! He begins pummeling Raven Trueblood on the ring mat. Raven Trueblood fights off the assault, but David Ashburn is back on him in a matter of seconds.
Steve White: Ashburn is not letting Raven Truebood back up to his feet at all.
Chuck Thompson: And why would he? I mean, he is clearly dominating. So why give Raven Trueblood the potential chance of turning the tables?
Steve White: Oh, i agree. I was just saying..
Finally, Ashburn lets up and lets Trueblood stumble back up to his feet. Ashburn then jumps at Trueblood, trying to catch him off guard, but Trueblood sidesteps him and Ashburn hits the turnbuckle. Trueblood then turns Ashburn around and begins ramming knees into the gut of Ashburn. After almost ten knees to the stomach, Ashburn can no longer stand and falls into the corner of the ring. Trueblood then gets down and begins choking Ashburn in the corner! The referee counts to four before Trueblood gets off of Ashburn. He then picks Ashburn back up to his feet and irish whips him into his corner of the ring. He then walks over and tags in his partner, Sheamus Moses. Both men begin elbowing Ashburn in the sides of the head back and fourth until the referee once again counts to four, and Trueblood exits the ring.
Chuck Thompson: They just broke the rules!
Steve White: Oh come on, Chuck. That type of stuff always happens in tag team matches!
Sheamus then goes for a move, but Ashburn hits a quick eye poke on him and rolls over to his corner of the ring and tags in Rockin' Lunatic. Lunatic comes in and bolts straight at Sheamus Moses, but Moses hits a quick powerslam on him! Lunatic lands hard on his back and Sheamus gets up and quickly begins laying some stomps to the chest of Lunatic. He then picks him back up and hits a quick scoop slam on him. He climbs to the top rope and without hesitating he jumps off and hits a perfectly executed elbow drop right onto the chest of Lunatic. He then picks Lunatic back up to his feet and throws him into the ring ropes and when he comes running back, Moses backdrops him up and over his head! Lunatic lands hard on his back once again. Sheamus Moses is all fired up right now. He calls over to Trueblood, who enters the ring and the hit the Death From Above on Lunatic! Trueblood then walks over to guard Ashburn from getting into the ring while Sheamus Moses goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, the team of Sheamus Moses and Raven Trueblood, Insidious Souls!
Steve White: Well, the new team passed test one.
Chuck Thompson: Good job to them, but the tests just keep getting harder from here. Just ask The 'Shiners. They were top of the tag division for a while, then just fell off as they went higher up and now look, they are unemployed.
"Hang Yourself" by Cryptic Wisdom begins playing over the PA system once again as Raven Trueblood and Sheamus Moses give each other a high five before getting their hands raised in victory by the referee. They then begin showing off as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Jessica Seaton already inside of the ring as her theme song is still going on in the background. Patricia Downs is also inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a triple threat divas match and it's scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from London, England, standing at 5 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 125 pounds, Jessica Seaton!
Violet spotlights shined bright upon the stage. Interestingly, though, a coffin was standing vertically. What was the meaning of this? BOOM! An even greater display of pyrotechnics lit up the EHWF arena, while the lid of the coffin flew open and a pair of violet eyes opened for viewers worldwide to gaze open! And without hesitation, a body stepped forth out of the coffin. Decked out in a black mini-skirt, fishnet stockings, a black top, violet nail-polish and black lipstick to compliment her flowing black hair with violet streaks, this vuluptuous vixen was none other than Whitney Wyld! She begins heading down to the ring and when she finally enters it, she walks to the center and paused for a moment. She looks around at the fans and smiles as she awaits her final opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her opponent, hailing from Denver, Colorado, standing at 5 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 120 pounds, Whitney Wyld!
The lights dim, and the song "Bad Girl" starts to play over the speakers. Madison makes her way on top of the ramp, dressed in all of her ring attire. She slides into the ring, jumping up three times, then thrusting her right hand into the air. The fans all boo, as she pumps up the crowd while waiting for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from Queens, New York, standing at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 110 pounds, she is the Divas Champion, Madison Murdock!
Steve White: Madison Murdock definitely looked impressive in her big title win at War, and now she looks to continue her winning ways tonight.
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Jessica Seaton vs. Whitney Wyld vs. Madison Murdock
The three divas start the match by looking around the ring at each other. They slowly begin walking towards the center all at once, and then suddenly out of no where Whitney Wyld goes straight at Madison Murdock! She takes her down to the ring mat and grabs two handfuls of hair and begins smacking the back of Madison's head off of the ring mat. Jessica Seaton looks like she is about to jump on Whitney to save Madison, but decides not to and let Whitney weaken Madison because she is the Divas Champion. But when Madison turns over and now begins smacking the back of Whitney's head off of the ring mat, Jessica jumps on Madison and begins kneeing her in the ribs. Madison falls off of Whitney and soon she has both of her opponents stomping her on the ring mat.
Steve White: Well, i can't say i didn't see this coming. Madison is the Divas Champion so of course she has a target on her back.
Chuck Thompson: Of course. And honestly, i don't think either of her opponents are good enough to beat her one on one anyway.
Madison rolls out of the ring to get out of harms way, but her two opponents follow her out and begin beating on her on the outside of the ring! Whitney irish whips her into the crowd barrier and then Jessica runs at her and hits a spinning back elbow straight to her face, making her fall down to the floor. Whitney then begins barking out orders to Jessica, and for some reason, Jessica listens! Jessica walks over to the ringside commentators table and grabs a steel chair. She folds it up and then slides it into the ring. Madison begins fighting back against Whitney, but Jessica sees this happening and runs over to save Whitney. Both divas soon get the upper hand on Madison again. Whitney pushes the top set of ring steps off of the bottom set and then drags Madison over to them and smacks her head off of the bottom set! Madison rolls on the ground, holding her head in pain. Whitney and Jessica both then pick her back up and toss her back into the ring.
Steve White: Now this is quite unfair. It has basically been a two on one match since the bell rang!
Chuck Thompson: You're right, Steve. I knew Madison would have a target on her back for being Champion, but damn this is kind of ridiculous right now.
Whitney and Jessica both pick Madison back up to her feet and hit a double suplex on her! Whitney goes for the pin, but Jessica pushes her off. The two divas begin argueing in the corner of the ring, while Madison crawls over to the steel chair Jessica slid into the ring. The two arguing divas decide to put their differences behind them and believe to have a plan as to who will win the match. They turn around and Madison jabs the chair into the stomach of Whitney then does the same to Jessica! Whitney rolls out of the ring, holding her stomach while Jessica is stuck in the ring. The crowd is going crazy as Madison lifts the chair up high and brings it down hard onto the back of Jessica! She then tosses the chair out of the ring, and she doesn't know it, but it lands right beside Whitney. Madison climbs to the top rope and jumps off, hitting a Swanton Bomb right onto Jessica! She then pins her. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, the EHWF Divas Champion, Madison Murdock!
The crowd cheers as Whitney slides into the ring with the steel chair in hand. She lifts it up and brings it down, but Madison rolls off of Jessica and the chair blasts Jessica right in the face! A big "ooohh" is heard from the crowd as Jessica lays on the ring mat, uncouncious. Madison rolls out of the ring and gets the Divas Championship handed to her. She smiles and raises the Championship high above her head as Whitney is in the ring steaming about the loss.
Steve White: Oh my God! What a brutal chair shot right to the face of Jessica! Hopefully she is still alive!
The scene then fades out to a commercial break with Madison backing up the entrance ramp, still holding the Divas Championship up high, with Whitney staring at her from the ring, still steaming about the loss.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a singles match and it is scheduled for one fall!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... SUJIR THORN!
The Pride" by Five Finger Death Punch begins on the PA system as the lights dim down.
'Welcome To The Pride!'
The crowd begins to cheer as Casey Bond steps out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp, clapping a few hands on the way down, then slides into the ring, awaiting the bell.
Patricia Downs: And from Panama City, Florida... CASEY BOND!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Sujir Thorn vs. Casey Bond
Bond and Sujir lock up in the center of the ring. Bond gets Sujir in a head lock and then hits him with a big right hand in the face. Sujir goes back and Bond takes him down hard with a big running boot to the chest.
Steve White: Nice start by Bond here. He’s been off lately but he’s looking to pick a win up over Sujir.
Chuck Thompson: True. Bond just needs that big break to get back on his feet. I wonder if Sujir’s mind is completely in this one, he did watch his father get buried alive after all!
Bond picks up Sujir and scoopslams him back down to the mat. Sujir reels in pain and holds his back as Bond stares out to the crowd. He goes to grab Sujir but Sujir kicks him in the head and gets up. Thorn boots Bond in the gut then takes him down with a clothesline.
Steve White: Sujir fighting his way in control of this one.
Chuck Thompson: Sujir has just come into the light of EHWF. He needs this win to continue that momentum.
Sujir makes his way back to Bond but Bond grabs him. Sujir quickly grabs Bond and hits him with a big spinebuster. The crowd cheers as both men are hurt on the mat. Sujir gets up first and hits a small splash on Bond. Thorn covers but Bond instantly kicks out.
Steve White: Coming up against Bond must be scary though Chuck, he’s an EHWF veteran and legend.
Chuck Thompson: Thorn is in control still though.
Both men go to lock up again. Bond gets Thorn in a headlock but Thorn runs and jumps up on the second rope them bounces back and hits a cutter on Bond. This time Thorn is able to hook the far leg of Bond.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Bond was quick to kick out right there. It looks like Thorn is gaining more of the upper hand slowly though.
Chuck Thompson: Thorn has shown impressive skills thus far but Bond has experience in an EHWF ring. Don’t count him out.
Bond sits up and grabs Sujir. Bond dishes out big lefts and rights on Sujir then scoops him up on his shoulder once again. Bond takes a second then hits Sujir with a big powerslam, destroying Sujir into the mat. Bond covers.
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Steve White: A one count... So heartbreaking for Bond.
Chuck Thompson: Now Thorn is back to the mat. He has to get up and start to take Bond out quickly now if he hopes to have a chance of winning.
Thorn and Bond get up. Thorn boots Bond in the gut then takes him down hard with a massive dropkick to the chest. Bond gets up only to get taken down with a flying forearm from Sujir. Bond eventually struggles back to his feet. Thorn runs up for a lariat or clothesline but Bond grabs him by the throat and slams him into the corner. When Sujir comes back, Bond hits him with a dropkick.
Steve White: Impressive from Sujir but Bond put a stop to him before he could get started.
Chuck Thompson: Thorn is tough, he's shown us that but can he pull it off here?
Sujir gets up and Bond goes to grab him but Thorn boots Bond in the gut. Thorn then taunts around and bounces off the ropes. He goes to hit a running move on Bond but Bond hits Thorn with a big knee to the gut. Thorn goes flying over Bond's knee and flips in the air, crashing into the mat. Bond then waits behind a struggling Sujir and gestures for him to get up.
Steve White: This could be it for Sujir Thorn right here.
Thorn gets up and Bond gets him up on his back. Sujir drops of the back of Bond and hits a massive neckbreaker. Bond is out on the mat and the crowd cheers as Sujir covers after his reversal.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... SUJIR THORN!
Sujir gets his arm raised but Bond is pissed off and starts kicking the turnbuckle. He walks over to Sujir and extends his hand. Sujir is weary and doesn’t shake it. Bond orders Sujir to shake his hand and Sujir shakes it as the crowd cheers. Bond boots Sujir in the groin and he goes down. Bond laughs as he goes to the outside to get a chair.
Steve White: The match is over someone get Bond out of here... Wait, what the hell!
David Ashburn comes out of nowhere and rushes in. He grabs Bond from behind and rolls him back into the ring. Sujir springs up, grabs Bond and hits him with a Samoan drop in the ring. Ashburn gets in and Sujir gets his guard up, ready to fight him.
Steve White: Sujir and Ashburn have had their share of issues together over the past few weeks...
Ashburn gestures to Sujir to let his hands down and to relax. Bond gets up and Ashburn grabs him, locking him in the Breaker Lock as Sujir watches. Sujir looks around and shakes his head as he gets out of the ring and makes his way back up the ramp.
Steve White: That was weird...
We fade out to commercial as Ashburn tightens the hold on Bond.
We come back from commercial as Lisa Caliber is backstage with Sheamus Moses and Raven Trueblood in the interview area.
Lisa Caliber: I'm here with the newest tag team in EHWF, Sheamus Moses and Raven Trueblood, the Insidious Souls.
Raven Trueblood: Listen, don't even think about asking a question Lisa. I'll be conducting my own interview here. You just hold the mic and look pretty, got it?
Lisa nods as Raven laughs with Sheamus.
Raven Trueblood: Insidious Souls are the new dominant tag team in EHWF. We're not EoB or UGK or anyone else for that matter. We're better then all of those guys and we're going to show that with this new alliance we're created. There is no team better than the Insidious Souls.
Lisa Caliber: Alright, who do you have your sights set on first?
Sheamus goes to say something but Raven puts his hand up and ushers for Sheamus to keep their plans on the down low.
Raven Trueblood: That's for us to know and you to find out. Until then everyone in the EHWF and on Friday Night Mayhem should have eyes in the back of their damn heads! Remember that!
Raven and Sheamus walk off leaving Lisa standing there by herself.
We come back into the arena where Patricia Downs is in the ring with a microphone.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a singles match and it is scheduled for one fall!
As "Bad to the Bone" begins to come over the speakers, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echo’s with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment then steps through the ropes and enters. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing, first From Pittsburgh PA, Weighing in at 285 Pounds... Frank Finelli!
Above The Law by Bad Meets Evil hits the PA and the fans lose it in their seats. They rage into a series of boos as Jason Dave steps out into the vicinity. He nods in approval of the crowd's recognition of him. He struts down the ramp, ignoring the degrading comments coming from each of the crowd members. He slides into the ring and taunts the crowd as he waits for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And From Cameron North Carolina, Weighing in at 215 Pounds... Jason Dave!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Frank Finelli vs. Jason Dave
The Bell tolls and Finelli and Dave start brawling immediately. Finelli gets some good right hands and powerful strikes in as Jason Dave tries to keep up in the brawl. Finelli however, gets fed up and nails Dave with a huge lariat. Dave crashes down to the mat with full force. Eventually Jason gets up and starts striking Finelli. Finelli swings at Dave but Dave ducks every attempt. Eventually Dave follows up with a big dropkick, taking Finelli down to the mat. Finelli gets back up and hits Dave with a big forearm to the back of his neck. Dave rolls up quickly and Finelli goes to clothesline him but Dave ducks it and takes Frank out with a swinging back kick.
Steve White: Jason Dave starts this one out strong but Finelli equally as dominant.
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, he's doing a pretty good job tonight.
Finelli gets up and takes Jason Dave down, punching him repeatedly while he's down on the mat. Finelli then powers out and grabs Dave, hitting him with a huge powerslam. Finelli picks up Dave again and hits a big powerbomb on him, also attempting a cover. Before the ref can count Jason Dave reverses his attempt into a small package but Finelli gets out of it and both men get up ready to brawl again. Finelli tries to take Dave out but can't match his speed. Dave dropkicks Finelli again and then starts stomping him out fast.
Steve White: I think Dave can pull it out here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Watch out for Finelli though, he’s shown us he is a great threat in EHWF!
Finelli gets up and Dave goes to kick him but Finelli ducks and Frank comes from behind Dave and hits him with a reverse STO. Dave rolls up to his feet quick and then proceeds over to Finelli. Dave goes to pick up Finelli but Finelli props up on his back and hits a huge Samoan Drop.
Steve White: Damn, that's impact right there!
Chuck Thompson: Jason Dave may be broken in half!
Finelli goes to pick up Dave on his back again but Dave elbows him in the head a few times. Jason Dave then hits a few big knees on Finelli's ribs and stomach. Dave then backs off and hits Finelli with a big boot, taking Frank down to the mat hard.
Steve White: Jason is back!
Chuck Thompson: This one has gone up and down ladies and gents, I can't pick a winner.
Jason Dave runs up and hits a bulldog on an unsuspecting Finelli. Finelli gets his face driven into the mat as Jason Dave covers him.
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NO!
Frank Finelli pulls Dave off of him and tosses him on the other side of the ring. Finelli then goes to hit a running STO on Jason Dave. Before Finelli can even get it, Dave ducks and nails him in the head with a running boot. Finelli is down and Dave picks him up and slams him hard down on the mat. The highflyer Dave goes on the top rope. Dave flies off and hits Finelli with a flying kick. Frank scrambles back up to his feet, Dave is still on the mat but when he get up Frank takes off running towards him, Finelli comes out of nowhere and hits a spear on Dave!
Steve White: Oh My God! Jason was just speared in half.
Chuck Thompson: Dave may be out cold Steve... Watch out, Jason Dave!
Jason Dave gets up and turns to an unsuspecting Finelli. When Finelli notices him Dave jumps up and goes for his Reality Check II, Finelli gets out of it and tries for the Finelli Fatality, but Dave gets out of the attempt and hits the Reality Check I! He then goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, by pinfall, the EHWF Hardcore Champion, Jason Dave!
Jason Dave climbs up to his feet and gets the Hardcore Championship handed to him and then gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. Dave then begins showing off with the Hardcore title as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back into the arena as EHWF interviewer Alexander Corvis is in the ring with a mic.
Alexander Corvis: Ladies and Gents as you know EHWF Anarchy was put on hiatus this week which means all Mayhem Superstars will welcome Anarchy Superstars as apart of Friday Night's roster. Now there was one man who got a dud in this whole thing and that was the former Anarchy GM, Michael Rissi who had a unique deal with Scorpion that seems to have not been held up. I've heard that Rissi is pissed off and I've asked him to be here tonight for an interview but I haven't sighted him. So without any more delay I'd like to call Michael Rissi out if he's here tonight. Please welcome Michael Rissi!
Nothing happens and the crowd falls silent as Corvis shakes his head.
Alexander Corvis: ...Michael... Rissi...
Still nothing happens and Corvis goes to leave. Suddenly some random rock music takes hold across the arena. The fans give a mixed reaction. Scotty Paine walks out and makes his way down the ramp as people start pelting him with objects from the crowd.
Scotty Paine: Get the fuck out of the ring Corvis... That handsome motherfucker Rissi isn't here, fuck off!
Corvis gets out of the ring as Scotty brings the mic to his mouth.
Scotty Paine: Looks like I'm back and just in time to take what's mine. A world title that is. You see...
Insidious Soul's music goes off and Sheamus and Raven walk down to the ring. Scotty Paine shakes his head as they get in.
Raven Trueblood: Scotty, I don't know why you're back here to be honest. We both know that you're a terrible wrestler and a legit homosexual so why don't you go back to that amateurish suck fest of TNA and make your amateurish legacy in a poser company you fuck.
Scotty Paine: Listen here you ungrateful little cu...
Sheamus Moses rushes over and hits Scotty Paine with a running big boot to the head. Sheamus then goes to stomp him out as the crowd cheers. Trueblood runs over and punts Paine in the ribs. They both pick him up and hit him with a double suplex. Scotty is in pain and struggles on the mat. Sheamus and Raven pick him up and toss him out of the ring and onto the outside. Paine is bleeding and crying on the outside as Trueblood and Sheamus laugh.
Raven Trueblood: Let's hear it for Scotty Paine ladies and gents!
The crowd boos and throws stuff at Scotty. Suddenly, Quinton Hughes' music goes off and he comes out in a rage and stops at the bottom of the ramp.
Quinton Hughes: You faggots need to get the fuck out of here. You're taking my TV time up and wasting my match time for when I beat the champion and finally earn my title shot that I deserve. Get the fuck out of here now!
Raven and Sheamus tell Quinton to fuck off and Quinton just gets more angry. He sees Scotty Paine stumbling in pain and grabs him. Quinton gets him up and hits Scotty Paine with a big powerbomb on the floor, knocking him out. Quinton laughs and walks up the ramp as his music goes off and Trueblood and Sheamus stare out at him. We cut to the backstage area.
We come into the backstage area and we see Eric Draven knocking on the door of EHWF Champion and Chairman, Scorpion. Draven bangs and bangs and no one comes out. After about 30 seconds of knocking Scorpion bursts out of his office and gets in Draven's face.
Scorpion: Why are you banging down my door for faggot?
Draven pathetically answers.
Eric Draven: Listen, Mr. Scorpion. I'm sorry to be a bother but Michael Rissi promised me a position in EHWF staff back when he was GM of Anarchy. All he had me do was take his clothes to the dry cleaners and clean the arena toilets in which he took it upon himself to defecate in before he made me do it. I demand a proper staff position.
Scorpion: You want a staff position... Get the fuck out of here faggot.
Scorpion turns away but Draven holds him.
Eric Draven: Please, you can't turn you back on me Scorpion. Please.
Scorpion thinks for a second.
Scorpion: Hmm. Well, you're basically a fucking puppet now aren't you, you fag? So I'll tell you what, I'll use you as my puppet for now but when I get bored of you, I'm going to kick your fucking ass got it?
Eric Draven: Got it!
Scorpion: Good! You are now the EHWF Legal Consultant and Director of Authority. Now, shine my fucking title belt!
Scorpion shoves the title belt into Draven's gut and gives him a rag. We fade out back to the arena as Scorpion slams his door.
Back in the arena we see Patricia Downs get into the ring with a microphone.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a singles match and it is scheduled for one fall! Unfortunatly Black Man has departed from EHWF so Local Athlete Kevin Tates will take his place tonight.
The lights in the arena suddenly dim down to a deep dark blue color and the opening of "Ain't no rest for the Wicked" by Cage the Elephant is heard starting to play. The fans start cheering loudly as out from the backstage area comes none other then "The One and Only" David Arnold.
David's standing there, wearing his usual ring attire along with a Tates striped fedora with a blue stripe around it, a pair of aviator sunglasses, and a Tates hooded sweatshirt zipped partway up. He stands there, a smile on his face, and looks out at the fans who are cheering like crazy. He then throws his hands out from his side and red, white, and blue pyro explodes from the stage in three different bursts. He then slowly moves his hands to in front of him, doing a "gun" taunt with one hand. He "takes aim" at the ring, then after a few seconds, "pulls the trigger" and a fourth and bigger burst of pyro goes off.
David starts heading down the ramp, high-fiving different fans along the way. He stops to sign a couple of things for the fans before getting to the bottom of the ramp. He starts to walk over to the steps, then runs to the other corner and hops up on the apron, grabbing the middle rope and kneeling on the apron and leaning out, listening to the roar of the crowd during this. He pulls himself up and walks down the apron to the corner where the stairs are near, then climbs up on the cornerpost, posing for the fans while getting thousands of camera flashes in response. He flips into the ring and runs across it, hopping up on the opposite corner and posing, getting the same fan response. He hops down and takes his hat, glasses, and sweatshirt off, handing them to a ringside worker, before walking to the middle of the ring and standing there. He then slowly raises his arms up and blue pyro begins gently raining down from the ceiling around the ring itself. He then slowly puts his hands in front of him again like on the stage and pulls the trigger again, this time causing an explosion of pyro from the cornerposts. He then goes to a corner and leans against it, waiting for the bell to ring for the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, from Columbus Ohio... DAVID ARNOLD!
Kevin Tates runs down the ramp and gets into the ring with a stupid grin on his face.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent, local athlete... KEVIN TATES!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: David Arnold vs. Kevin Tates (local athlete)
The Bell rings. Kevin Tates and Arnold lock up in the center. Arnold tackles Kevin Tates down to the mat. Arnold starts a ground and pound on Kevin Tates with hard lefts and rights. Kevin Tates rolls up to his feet but Arnold boots him in the gut and whips him into the corner and hits him with a lariat against said corner to follow up. David goes for another one but Kevin Tates jumps up and hits a scissor kick on Arnold, taking him down hard.
Steve White: David Arnold starting off good but Tates came back pretty hard.
Chuck Thompson: Arnold is on a winning streak here in EHWF.
Arnold hits Kevin Tates in the gut a few times as he gets up. Arnold goes for a big right hand swing but Tates blocks it and boots Arnold in the gut then hits him with a European uppercut. Kevin Tates grabs Arnold and hits him with a big Suplex. Arnold goes down but gets up and gets Kevin Tates in a headlock then knees Kevin Tates in the head. Kevin Tates ends up hitting Arnold with a side winding kick straight to the face. Arnold hits the mat and his good run comes to a halt.
Steve White: Kevin Tates just stopped Arnold’s good run there.
Chuck Thompson: Arnold is one of the best superstars in EHWF today. He is also the NA champion.
Arnold gets up and hits Kevin Tates with a big boot to the chest. Kevin Tates gets up quickly but Arnold is pissed off and hits him with a big clothesline. Kevin Tates takes the hit hard and struggles. Arnold is still in control and puts Tates on his back again with a Scoopslam on the mat.
Steve White: Arnold is getting in the zone now!
Chuck Thompson: The momentum has shifted so many times here!
He picks up Kevin Tates. Kevin Tates acts quick and rakes Arnold in the eyes then hits him with a DDT. Arnold gets up but Kevin Tates takes him out with a big side kick to the face. Arnold is down but tries to get up. Tates bounces off of the ropes and punts Arnold in the ribs hard! He bounces off the ropes again and hits a senton splash on the NA Champion.
Steve White: Kevin Tates back on top now!
Chuck Thompson: A great match here tonight! Kevin Tates is in control but that can change quickly.
Kevin Tates starts stomping out Arnold before picking him up and hitting him with a big suplex. Kevin Tates picks up Arnold. Kevin Tates goes for another suplex but Arnold hits Kevin Tates with a right hand and knees him in the gut. Kevin Tates comes back Arnold scoops up Kevin Tates to hit him with a scoopslam but Kevin Tates falls behind and rolls Arnold up!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Kick out from Arnold!
Chuck Thompson: Awesome match right here Steve!
Arnold gets up and Kevin Tates hits him in the gut with kick. Tates then dropkicks him in the head and Arnold stands up again. Kevin Tates goes to finish him off with a suplex but Arnold gets out of it and grabs Tates from behind. Arnold hits Kevin Tates with a big German suplex!
Steve White: Arnold's back now!
Chuck Thompson: The momentum shifts once again! What a match up this has been!
Kevin Tates is hurt. Arnold picks him up and tries to suplex Tates but Kevin Tates knees him in the gut and headbutts him. Arnold bends down in pain and Kevin Tates grabs Arnold and starts pounding him on the top of the head with right hands.
Steve White: Right hands to the head, Arnold is looks to be in bad shape now.
Kevin Tates picks Arnold up and knees him in the ribs again. Tates goes and tries to hit a roundhouse kick but Arnold ducks it. They both bounce off the ropes and both go for a clothesline but instead they take each other out! Both men are down but look to get up first as they struggle up on their knees. Tates gets up and Arnold grabs him and hits him with a powerbomb then covers him.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner, the North American Champion... David Arnold!
David Arnold gets the North American Championship handed to him by the referee as he throws his hands up in the air. Kevin Tates rolls out of the ring and begins getting objects thrown at him by the fans, much like what Scotty had happen to him earlier in the night. David Arnold begins taunting the crowd with the Championship as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial break and back in the arena we can see Patricia Downs get into the ring with a microphone once again.
Patricia Downs: This following is our main event and is a singles match and it is scheduled for one fall!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring.
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Scorpion rushes out of the entrance and blasts Quinton over the head with a steel chair. Quinton goes down and whales in pain as Scorpion hits him another 5 times until the chair breaks. Scorpion grabs Quinton and rolls him in the ring.
Steve White: Scorpion... What the hell!
Quinton gets to his knees in the ring and Scorpion gets in the ring. He orders the ref to right the bell and the ref does.
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Quinton Hughes vs. Scorpion
Scorpion grabs Quinton and tosses him into the turnbuckle. Quinton is hurt but in a rage he tackles Scorpion to the mat and starts hitting him with rights and lefts. Scorpion throws him off of him and when they get up, Scorpion hits Quinton with a powerbomb.
Steve White: Scorpion hand picked Quinton as his opponent. That was questionable but why did he assault him with a damn chair before the match!
Chuck Thompson: Scorpion is in control in this match, just watch Steve!
Quinton is hurt and Scorpion starts stomping him out on the mat. Quinton gets up in another fit of rage and hits Scorpion with some rights. Scorpion comes back with a boxing combo and then clotheslines Quinton Hughes. Hughes gets up only to be taken out by Scorpion's running STO.
Steve White: Scorpion is cutting Quinton off at ever corner here.
Chuck Thompson: Scorpion is in the lead here. I agree it is quite questionable of Scorpion to book himself against this jobber...
Quinton gets up and Scorpion boots him in the gut. Quinton hooks Scorpion in the face. Scorpion takes a second to recover and then takes Quinton down with a lariat. Quinton gets up and reverses a headlock from Scorpion but Scorpion reverses it into an armdrag.
Steve White: Quinton's in trouble now!
Chuck Thompson: Scorpion looks to put Quinton away here...
Quinton gets up and Scorpion scoopslams him. Scorpion starts laughing as Quinton gets more and more pissed off. Quinton get up and spears Scorpion. Scorpion rolls back up to his feet and the two lock up. Scorpion hits Quinton with an uppercut but Quinton knees Scorpion in the gut and bounces off the ropes.
Steve White: Quinton could come back here!
Chuck Thompson: Here he comes!
Quinton runs off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Scorpion ducks it. When Quinton comes back Scorpion grabs him and hits him with the Scorpion Drop! Scorpion hooks the far leg of Quinton.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner... THE MAYHEM WORLD CHAMPION... SCORPION!
Scorpion celebrates, but he stops and tells the guys to cut his music as he grabs a mic from the outside.
Scorpion: I am a fair champion and owner. There are hundreds of contenders who deserve a shot at my title...which is why next week I will be facing this man!
Whitney Wyld's music goes off and she comes out standing at the top of the stage looking nervous. Scorpion is laughing and starts dancing to Whitney's music. Scorpion continues to bust a move with the title belt. As Scorpion dances and the fans boo, we fade out to the EHWF logo, ending the show.