Post by La Familia Gómez on Nov 10, 2012 14:13:06 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Welcome to EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White along with my commentating partner, Chuck Thompson, and we are ready to bring you a night full of great action!
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about that! One thing for sure about EHWF is we never fail to dissapoint. Action always happens. And with the matches on tap for tonight, there is no doubt in my mind it will happen again tonight.
Steve White: And our main event tonight is going to be explosive! A triple threat match with all three champions in it! Two of three are undefeated! Somebody is going to finally lose tonight, and you never know, Sujir Thorn might pull it off and upset them both!
Chuck Thompson: After being in EHWF for all of these years, i can say i have seen a lot of crazy shit happen. Sujir Thorn winning the main event would not be all that crazy. He is a great superstar, but he is facing two other really great superstars as well. But, he can still win. Anybody in that match can win for sure. But we do also have our co-main event which will be just as good. Two more undefeated superstars will go face to face, one on one, in a singles match. One of them will also lose their undefeated streak. Michael Rissi, with an EHWF record thirty three-zero-and one will face off against Sheamus Trueblood. Just like the main event, i believe either man can win this match, but the edge would have to go with Rissi.
Steve White: Yes, it would go to Rissi because he has been in EHWF a lot longer than Sheamus Moses has. But still, just as you said, it's anyones match to win, really. We also have other great matches like the Mystery man facing off against Madison Murdock. Will we finally find out who Mystery really is? And the returning Sah'ta Thor facing off against Raven Trueblood. Will we get answers as to why he teamed with arch rival Michael Rissi and Revenge last week? A lot of questions to be answered. Let's get on with the action!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to begin calling the matches.
Patricia Downs: The first match of the evening is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, Rockin' Lunatic!
The lights go out and thunder and lightning is heard before Shoots And Ladders begins to play, as the lyrics start a spot light shines on the entrance stage. Storming Raven steps out on to the stage with his head bowed before jerking his head up to stare intently at his opponent and point at his opponent. Lightning strikes behind him as he points at his opponent with his left hand then runs his thumb across his throat, before sprinting down to the ring and sliding in.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Lorado, Texas, standing at 6 feet and 5 inches tall and weighing in at 260 pounds, Storming Raven!
DING DING DING!
The match starts and Storming Raven is eager to get the action started. He bolts straight at Rockin' Lunatic, catching him off guard, and hitting him with a huge clotheline down to the ring mat! He then begins stomping him repeatedly until Lunatic rolls out of the ring to get out of harms way. Storming Raven doesn't allow him to get anywhere though as he grabs the top rope and launches himself over it, hitting a corkscrew right onto Lunatic! Lunatic smacks the back of his head off of the crowd barrier hard and lays on the ground, holding his head and groaning in pain. Storming Raven feels no compassion for him, he throws him back into the ring then goes in after him.
Steve White: Storming Raven is basically tearing apart Lunatic right now. After what happened at Revenge, i can see why he wants to destroy him so badly.
Chuck Thompson: And ya know, both of these men are true veterans of EHWF, and neither has had that much luck thus far here, but it looks like Storming Raven really wants to turn that around and start that winning streak he wants so badly.
Storming Raven then picks Rockin' Lunatic back up to his feet and scoop slams him. He then does the same thing one more time. He then continues picking him up and hitting him with scoop slams three more times! Lunatic lays on the ring mat, holding his back in pain. Storming Raven stands over him and taunts him while he is down. He then picks him up again and irish whips him into the corner of the ring. He sets him up on the top rope and then climbs up after him. He then hits a DDT off of the top rope down to the ring mat! Lunatic lays motionless inside of the ring. Storming Raven signals for the end and climbs back up to the top rope. He jumps off and hits the Eye of the Storm! He then goes for a cover. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Storming Raven!
Storming Raven climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He then taunts Lunatic a little bit more before the referee pushes him away and he exits the ring. The scene then fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring, ready to call the next match.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is set for one fall and is a tag team match.
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, Quinton Hughes!
Violet spotlights shined bright upon the stage. Interestingly, though, a coffin was standing vertically. What was the meaning of this? BOOM! An even greater display of pyrotechnics lit up the EHWF arena, while the lid of the coffin flew open and a pair of violet eyes opened for viewers worldwide to gaze open! And without hesitation, a body stepped forth out of the coffin. Decked out in a black mini-skirt, fishnet stockings, a black top, violet nail-polish and black lipstick to compliment her flowing black hair with violet streaks, this voluptuous vixen was none other than Whitney Wyld! She begins heading down to the ring and when she finally enters it, she walks to the center and paused for a moment. She looks around at the fans and smiles as she awaits her opponents.
Patricia Downs: And his tag team partner, Whitney Wyld!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. After a slight pause, the sound of the face paced guitar, and pounded drums of "115" by Elena Siegman. The music pursues to the rhythm of the lights as they begin to flicker and Aphazel can be seen under the empty screen of the tron system.
As she walks towards the ring, purple haze begins to mist behind her and follow her to the ring. Her walk is swift, and delicate with the sway of a nurse trying to overdo her cliché. In her hands she carries a giant syringe. As she climbs the side of the ring, by leaping up she takes the syringe and pumps it twice on each side of her face, causing a purple haze around her as she laughs out around time the lights open, she enters the ring.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents, first out is Aphazel!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays its soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to its bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
Patricia Downs: And next is Pandora!
DING DING DING!
The two teams take their corners following the ref’s instructions and some jawing by Hughes and Aphazel. The bell then rings with Pandora and Quinton Hughes starting the match off. The two lock up before Hughes takes advantage with a side headlock. Pandora quickly walks backwards towards the ropes to shove Hughes off. She then ducks as he rebounds before leapfrogging over him on his next rebound, then hitting Hughes with a crooked arm lariat, knocking Hughes down.
Steve White: Whoa! Huge lariat to take down Hughes!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, gotta be a huge surprise for the big man, too. Wait, what’s Aphazel doing?
Steve White: Looks like she’s distracting the ref!
Aphazel distracts the ref as Pandora elbow drops Hughes between the legs. The ref turns around too late to catch it, but promptly catches an earful from Wyld. While Wyld jaws at the ref, Aphazel sneaks into the ring and helps Pandora drag Hughes to their corner before getting back out of the ring to tag in as the ref turns back around. Aphazel then picks up Hughes, getting behind him and connecting with the Patriot Buster.
Steve White: A huge move from Aphazel! How did she even pick Hughes up?
Chuck Thompson: It’s Aphazel, deal with it. I guess…
Aphazel then tags Pandora in, who kicks Hughes in the side as he tries to crawl back towards Wyld. She then attempts to use Bad Pony, only for Hughes to stand up with her on his back, then rush to the middle of the ring, and fall backwards, effectively knocking them both down with Wyld trying to pump up the crowd. Hughes begins to crawl towards Wyld with Pandora reaching Aphazel, who spots Wyld making the successful tag. Wyld then rushes towards Aphazel, only to be hit with a crowd silencing swinging back fist. Wyld drops to the mat with Aphazel taunting the crowd before hitting Rolling Thunder after dragging Wyld to the back center portion of the ring. Hughes attempts to enter the ring to stop the attempted pin, only for the ref to stop his count at two and argue with Hughes. Aphazel drags Wyld to her corner, tagging Pandora back in.
Steve White: The heels have dominated this match so far, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Yes they have, Steve, yes they have.
Pandora pulls Wyld up by her hair before raking her eyes, prompting warnings from the ref. She then rolls into a ball, luring Wyld into the Lady of the Lake for an arm lock. Wyld fights through the arm lock, picking Pandora up into a standing position and hitting her Kiss of Death DDT. She then locks Pandora into an armbar of her own before Aphazel breaks up the submission, getting sent back to her corner as Pandora attempts a quick roll-up for a two count. Pandora then picks Wyld up to a standing position, only to be hit with an Enzuigiri. Wyld then drags Pandora to Hughes, tagging him back in to deal with Pandora.
Steve White: This is what Hughes has been waiting for, a chance at revenge against Pandora!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe he’ll succeed!
Hughes looks to the crowd, getting cheers of approval as Pandora starts to try to beg Hughes off. Hughes shakes his head before picking Pandora up and clotheslining her. He then fires up the crowd, only for Aphazel to distract the ref before Hughes can pin Pandora. Pandora then hits a low blow on Hughes with the ref distracted. She shoves Hughes down near the center of the mat before locking in her Sleepy Time submission as Aphazel blocks an attempt by Wyld to save Hughes. Hughes then quickly taps out.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winners, the team of Aphazel and Pandora!
Pandora and Aphazel both begin to celebrate their victory inside the ring as Quinton Hughes rolls out of it in pain and anger. The scene then fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as "Bad to the Bone" begins to come over the speakers, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echo’s with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment then steps through the ropes and enters. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And Introducing From Pittsburgh PA, Weighing in at 285 Pounds... Frank Finelli!
Troublemaker plays the arena as the fans give a jaded reaction to the entrance of Ashburn
Gold and blue pyro goes off as David makes his way through the ramp and down to the ring looking calm and cool. Ashburn gets in and raises his arms to the fans and begins to prepare getting himself psyched up for the forth coming match.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… David Ashburn!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Finelli and Ashburn lock up. Finelli picks Ashburn up and slams him down on the mat. Ashburn goes to get up but gets taken down again with a lariat from Finelli. Finelli picks up Ashburn but Ashburn drops down and boots Finelli in the gut hits Finelli with a swinging neckbreaker. Ashburn then goes on to stomp Finelli into the mat then take a rest on the ropes.
Steve White: Both men off to strong starts.
Chuck Thompson: Ashburn's trying to put Finelli away quick. If he wants to win he will have to.
Finelli grabs Ashburn's legs and throws him down to the mat. Ashburn struggles back up to his feet and grabs Finelli but Finelli picks up Ashburn and hits him with a spinebuster. Finelli makes a quick cover.
1...
2…
KICK OUT!
Steve White: Finelli is going to have to do more damage then that.
Chuck Thompson: Finelli has a lot riding on this match tonight Steve. He needs to put Ashburn away to show he’s still in the title hunt.
Finelli stands Ashburn up but Ashburn quickly strikes him in the head with some quick punches. Finelli swings at Ashburn but Ashburn ducks his attempts. Ashburn boots Finelli in the chest then suplexes Finelli on the mat. Ashburn quickly tries to lock Finelli into the Breaker Lock but Finelli is still heathy enough to wriggle out of it. Finelli and Ashburn stand up. Ashburn boots Finelli in the chest again and starts hammering Finelli in the back with hard forearms. Finelli picks Ashburn up out of desperation and drives him in the mat with another spinebuster, hooking Ashburn's leg in the process.
1...
2...
KICK OUT!
Steve White: Ashburn kicks out again!
Chuck Thompson: Finelli is hurting and Ashburn just got rocked.
Steve White: Finelli has beaten the shit out of Ashburn.
Ashburn gets up with Finelli. Finelli grabs Ashburn by the hair and headbutts him back down to the mat. Finelli then goes on stomping Ashburn for a while. Ashburn rolls out of harms way and gets up using the ropes. Finelli runs and Ashburn and gets him in a hard headlock. Ashburn winces out in pain as Finelli yells to Ashburn to tap out. Ashburn is in pain but doesn't tap. Ashburn can't get out of the hold as it's locked in too tight so he grabs the ropes for a rope break. The ref breaks the hold up and Ashburn gets a second to rest. Finelli quickly goes back on the assault, trying to hoist Ashburn up but Ashburn hits some big shots to Finelli's back and hits Finelli with a high knee.
Steve White: Oh my god! Knee to the head out of no where!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are down. Ashburn can't make the cover!
Both men twitch and move towards the ropes slowly. Ashburn gets up first and runs at a downed Finelli, dropping a hard falling knee on his back. Finelli fights his way back up to his feet but Ashburn hits him with some quick kicks and punches. Finelli shoves Ashburn away. Ashburn runs at Finelli only to get destroyed by Finelli's big boot.
Steve White: Ashburn's down! Ashburn's down!
Chuck Thompson: Make the cover Frank! Make the cover!
Ashburn gets up but Frank grabs him and hits him with the Finelli Fatality. For good measure he waits and then spears Ashburn and makes the cover.
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner…Frank Finelli!
Steve White: Finelli WINS!
Frank Finelli begins to celebrate his victory inside of the ring as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from the commercial break as the lights turn bloody red as the whole arena turns black. Where's God hits the speakers as Raven Trueblood walks out. He has a cold look on his face. He puts his arms out to the side and pyros go off. He then walks down to the ring and rolls into it as he then leans against the lower turnbuckle and waits for his challenger.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arenas speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown. In Thor's right hand is a royal sceptre studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the the lyrics start up, the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring, Thor hands the crown and sceptre to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt, revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits the bell.
Patricia Downs: And from Parts Unknown, Weighing in at 170 pounds... SAH'TA THOR!
DING DING DING!
Thor and Raven lock up. Thor knees Raven in the gut then hits him with an arm drag. Raven gets up and gets met with a boot to the gut then Thor takes Raven down with a hard lariat!
Steve White: Thor giving Raven a beating right now.
Chuck Thompson: Raven might lose this one tonight
Raven gets up and punches Thor a few times but Thor scoopslams Raven then drops a hard knee on his head. Thor picks up Raven and hits him with a hard DDT then waits for him to recover.
Steve White: DDT!
Chuck Thompson: Raven got fucked up!
Raven gets up and Thor boots him in the gut. Thor whips him into the corner then hits him with a clothesline.
Steve White: Raven is in a bad way.
Chuck Thompson: Thor's getting ready to put him away!
Raven gets up and Thor hits him with the Parasite Eve, destroying Raven. Thor covers.
1...
2...
3!
DING DING DING!
Partricia Downs: Here is your winner... SAH'TA THOR!
Steve White: Thor did it!
Chuck Thompson: Yep, wait... What the hell!
Sujir Thorn comes out of no where and lays Thor out with a steel chair!
Steve White: Thor's son just came out here and knocked him out with a steel chair!
Thorn stares down at a knocked out Thor as we fade out to a commercial break with everyone surprised.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and the camera is panning around the arena, showing all of the EHWF fans. It then pans down to ringside with Steve White and Chuck Thompson.
Steve White: Well, we were supposed to see Mystery versus Madison Murdock right now, but it seems Scorpion has cancelled this match because something is going on backstage that is appearantly more important than a match.
Chuck Thompson: Can we get cameras back there? I wanna see this.
The scene cuts to the backstage area, where Scorpion is trying to talk with multiple FBI agents. There are also a lot of SWAT members surrounding a door leading to the basement of the EHWF arena. Scorpion seems to be calling them idiots.
Scorpion: Kony? Are you fucking kidding me right now?
FBI Agent: Sir, please step back and let us do our job.
Scorpion: How can you even think that guy is in the basement of this arena? You are interrupting my show, faggot.
The SWAT members then kick in the door and form a line and head to the basement.
Scorpion: It was unlocked you know.
The SWAT members and FBI agents fill the basement and begin searching around. One SWAT member is heard yelling "freeze!" and everyone runs over to him. The camera shows the hands of somebody hiding in a box, putting their hands up in surrender.
FBI Agent: It's Kony! Get him!
A few SWAT members then tackle the dirty man down to the ground and handcuff him. They stand him up and the light shines on him. He is obviously dirty from being in the basement, but he looks nothing like Kony.
Scorpion: Death Bed?! What the hell are you doing here!?
Death Bed: Please, Scorpion! Let me have my job back!
FBI Agent: Death Bed? Is that a nickname? I didn't know people called Kony that.
Scorpion: Kony? That is not Kony you fool.
FBI Agent: Hmm. He sure looks like Kony. I'm taking him in for questioning.
Scorpion: Seriously? You guys are fucking retards. Whatever, Death Bed is a faggot anyway.
The SWAT members lead Death Bed out of the basement as everyone follows. The camera then cuts back into the arena.
Chuck Thompson: Hahahaha!
Steve White: How the fuck do they think Death Bed even begins to resemble Kony? What the hell is wrong with this world?!
The scene then fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The lights dim in the arena as "So What I Lied" by Sick Puppies hits the PA system. Sheamus Moses is seen on the ramp with the attractive looking Blonde business associate Jessica Hyde. Moses turns his back with a grin to the audience and then he walks down the ramp, Miss Hyde jots writing down on her clip board while addressing the shouting fans. Sheamus does not hardly notice any of the fans as he climbs the ring apron and enters the ring. Miss Hyde stops at the edge of the ring while the announcer speaks.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Chalmette, Louisiana, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall and weighing in at 267 pounds, Sheamus Moses!
Miss Hyde claps her hands at the announcer's words as Moses is standing on the second turnbuckle, he hopes down and the big man paces as his theme song quiets and waits for the bell and Miss Hyde climbs back out of the ring.
The lights in the arena begin to flash and smoke emerges from the ramp. Headlines by Drake then hits the PA system.
"I Might Be Too Strung Out On Confidence"
"Overdosed On Compliments"
"Started Not To Give A Fuck"
"And Stopped Fearing The Consequence"
The Fans break out into a cheer as Rissi performs some theatrics at the top of the ramp then bolts down into the ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 11 inches tall and weighing in at 235 pounds, he is Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: The match is underway!
The match starts out and both men make their way to the center of the ring and begin the match in a classic tie up way. Rissi gets the upper hand and puts Sheamus Moses in a headlock. Sheamus fights his way out of it, but Rissi hits him hard with a right hand to the face, rocking Sheamus Moses. While Sheamus is stumbling backwards, Rissi hits him with a clotheline down to the ring mat. Rissi then waits for Sheamus to get back up to his feet and gets behind him and hits him with a reverse DDT! Sheamus begins to climb back up to his feet, but while he is on all fours, Rissi hits a swift kick right to his face! Sheamus falls back down to the ring mat as Rissi shows off and the crowd cheers.
Steve White: What a kick by Rissi! Hopefully Sheamus can recover. So far, he is on the losing end.
Chuck Thompson: Rissi is laying a beatdown right now, but i still won't count Sheamus Moses out of this.
Sheamus Moses gets up to his feet and Rissi runs at him again, this time, Sheamus ducks it and when Rissi turns around, Sheamus superkicks him in the face! Rissi falls to the ring mat, holding his chin. Sheamus goes down to one knee to regain his composure and then gets up and when Rissi stands up, he dropkicks him, sending him falling backwards through the ring ropes and out of the ring. He grabs the top rope and waits for Rissi to get back to his feet and when he does, Sheamus flips over the top rope right onto him! Both men lay on the outside of the ring in pain.
Steve White: And the tide shifts! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: These two men are going back and fourth and both of them are looking at a potential future title match for winning this one.
Both men get up at the same time and Sheamus charges at Rissi, trying to catch him off guard, but Rissi backdrops him up and over his head into the first few rows of fans! The fans push Sheamus off of them to get out of the way as Rissi climbs over the crowd barrier to go after Sheamus. He picks him up and powerbombs him onto the chairs that are scattered! Sheamus lands awkward and shows sharp pain on his face. Rissi picks him up and throws him back over the crowd barrier then climbs back over himself. He throws him into the ring and then climbs to the top rope and hits a perfectly executed elbow drop right to the chest of Sheamus. He then picks up Sheamus Moses and hits the End of Discord! He goes for a pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Michael Rissi!
Steve White: And Rissi adds on another win to his amazing record. Will this man ever be stopped?
Rissi gets his hand raised in victory by the referee as he begins to show off. He then exits the ring and begins making his way back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
Silence emits from the crowd, a roar of cheering and booing breaks the silence as Above The Law by Bad Meet's Evil hits the PA. Jason Dave emerges from the back with a microphone in his left hand. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, keeping his head hung down low. He enters the ring and stands in the center as his music fades and the fans fade out as well. He looks down at his waist and glides his hand across it. He is championship less.
Jason Dave: "Ladies and gentlemen of EHWF, those of you watching around the world and those of you who are sitting here in Portland, Maine..."
He lowers the microphone to allow a roar of cheers fill the arena as they fans are excited to be here. He raises a hand for their attention.
Jason Dave: "I understand your all excited about what we got going on tonight. But, for right now, the spotlight needs to be on me for a moment or two."
Jason lowers the microphone once more as the lights dim and a spotlight radiates on him.
Jason Dave: "That's better. Now, in case some of you have not noticed, but I haven't been 100% for awhile. Frankly, it's because I've been losing my mind. My head hasn't been in the game so to say for awhile, and for the sake of the fans and EHWF, I've been single handedly trying to keep this place alive."
A rage of boos emits from the audience.
Jason Dave: "Don't deny it, I have been. But that takes a toll on people and frankly, I can't take it anymore. And not that any of you care, but there have been constant thoughts of suicide in my head, day and night these thoughts haunt me. Frankly, I can't take it anymore. I've been advised by my therapist and doctors to take time off. I need to clear my head."
Jason lowers the microphone slowly and takes a deep breath before speaking once more.
Jason Dave: "I don't know when or if I'll be back. If I do come back, you will be looking at a new and improved and better Jason Dave. You will be looking at God's Gift to Pro Wrestling and you will see he is better than ever. I just want to say, to EHWF and the fans, thank you for making this an incredible experience and I promise, I will be back."
Jason turns and point to the entrance ramp.
Jason Dave: "Michael Rissi, my man, thank you so much for making all this worth it. You've helped me through so much, and now, man, I got your back for sure. Kick some ass nigga."
He lowers the microphone and lowers his arm. He kneels down and places the microphone on the mat. The crowd roars with cheers for Jason.
Crowd: "Thank you Jason! Thank you Jason! Thank you Jason!"
A tear slowly drips down on Jason's cheek. He wipes it away before exiting the ring and walking up the ramp. He stops at the top and turns to the crowd. He takes his fingers and presses them to his lips and then turns his hand towards the crowd, as his way of saying thank you. He turns back around and heads into the back as it fades to commercial.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand once again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall and is our main event of the evening!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Denver, Colorado, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall and weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the Hardcore Champion, Sujir Thorn!
The lights in the arena suddenly dim down to a deep dark blue color and the opening of "Ain't no rest for the Wicked" by Cage the Elephant is heard starting to play. The fans start cheering loudly as out from the backstage area comes none other then "The One and Only" David Arnold.
David's standing there, wearing his usual ring attire along with a black striped fedora with a blue stripe around it, a pair of aviator sunglasses, and a black hooded sweatshirt zipped partway up. He stands there, a smile on his face, and looks out at the fans who are cheering like crazy. He then throws his hands out from his side and red, white, and blue pyro explodes from the stage in three different bursts. He then slowly moves his hands to in front of him, doing a "gun" taunt with one hand. He "takes aim" at the ring, then after a few seconds, "pulls the trigger" and a fourth and bigger burst of pyro goes off.
David starts heading down the ramp, high-fiving different fans along the way. He stops to sign a couple of things for the fans before getting to the bottom of the ramp. He starts to walk over to the steps, then runs to the other corner and hops up on the apron, grabbing the middle rope and kneeling on the apron and leaning out, listening to the roar of the crowd during this. He pulls himself up and walks down the apron to the corner where the stairs are near, then climbs up on the cornerpost, posing for the fans while getting thousands of camera flashes in response. He flips into the ring and runs across it, hopping up on the opposite corner and posing, getting the same fan response. He hops down and takes his hat, glasses, and sweatshirt off, handing them to a ringside worker, before walking to the middle of the ring and standing there. He then slowly raises his arms up and blue pyro begins gently raining down from the ceiling around the ring itself. He then slowly puts his hands in front of him again like on the stage and pulls the trigger again, this time causing an explosion of pyro from the cornerposts. He then goes to a corner and leans against it, waiting for his last opponent.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Columbus, Ohio, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 210 pounds, he is the North American Champion, David Arnold!
The lights in the arena go out as a cool breeze brushes across the crowd. A gong is heard lightly over the PA system as footsteps quickly follow. Another gong is heard as the footsteps grow louder finally blaring over the sound system. The words “Black Man Walking” echoes from beam to beam as finally “Rollin” by Limp Bizket hit the PA system sending the crowd to their feet. Black Man storms the stage with both hands thrown into the air above his head. With his signature black leather pants, grey tank top, and yellow Oakley’s draped over his eyes, Black Man strolls down the ramp and slides into the ring. Black Man rushes to each and every corner raising his hands to the crowd trying to draw a reaction from each individual.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from New York, New York, standing at 6 feet and 7 inches tall and weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
Steve White: This main event is going to be epic! And we are ready to finally get it underway!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings to begin the match and all three men look around at each other, all wondering who will be the first one to strike. Black Man turns out to be that first one, as he goes right after fellow undefeated superstar David Arnold. They exchange hard punches back and fourth multiple times while Sujir Thorn climbs to the top rope. While they are punching each other, Sujir does a moonsault off of the top rope right onto the top of both of them! All three men go down to the ring mat, but Sujir quickly gets back up as he had the best landing. Sujir then picks up Black Man and irish whips him into the corner of the ring. He runs at him and hits a clotheline, smashing Black Man in the corner of the ring. Black Man falls down onto the ring mat and Sujir holds onto the top rope as he begins stomping Black Man repeatedly. The referee finally forces Sujir off and he steps backwards.
Steve White: Already some great action in this match. All three of these men have a great chance to win this match. I mean, they are three of the best superstars in EHWF today.
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about that. They wouldn't be champions if they weren't three of the best in EHWF.
As Sujir Thorn is stepping backwards because the referee told him to get back, David Arnold gets up behind him and hits a backbreaker! Sujir falls to the ring mat, rolling and holding his back in pain. Black Man gets back up in the corner of the ring, but has no time to react as David Arnold is already running at him and hits him with a huge jumping forearm smash to his face. David then pulls Black Man out of the corner and irish whips him against the ring ropes and when Black Man comes running back at him, he hits a big backdrop up and over his head. Black Man holds his back and rolls out of the ring. Sujir is back up to his feet and runs up behind David and hits a swinging neckbreaker! Sujir then stands back up and picks up David and throws him over the top rope on the opposite side of the ring as Black Man.
Chuck Thompson: Sujir is the final man in the ring. I must say, i am a little bit surprised he has been doing this well tonight. I take nothing away from his wrestling ability, but i thought that David Arnold and Black Man would be in charge of this match since they are both undefeated and such.
Steve White: In my honest opinion, Sujir Thorn has just of good of a chance to win this match as David Arnold or Black Man do.
Sujir Thorn watches as Black Man gets up to his feet. He runs at the opposite ring ropes and then runs back at Black Man and hits him with a baseball slide straight to the chest, sending Black Man stumbling backwards and falling to the ground. He then looks at the other side of the ring and notices David Arnold getting back up to his feet. He runs at him and does the same thing, knocking David Arnold into the side of the commentators table. Sujir Thorn then gets himself and the crowd fired up inside of the ring for a few moments before exiting it and going back after Black Man.
Steve White: I believe Sujir Thorn is sending a straight forward message about how he is one of the best in EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: He's getting the job done right now, that's for sure. Can he keep it up though?
He picks Black Man up to his feet and sets him up for a suplex on the ramp, but Black Man knees Sujir in the gut multiple times and turns around and ends up suplexing him onto the ramp instead! Both men lay there for a few moments as David Arnold recovers on the other side of the ring and goes after them. By the time he reaches them, Black Man is back up to his feet and the two begin exchanging punches on the entrance ramp just like at the start of the match, except now they are both a little bit more tired. David Arnold gets the upperhand and then ducks a big right hand by Black Man. Black Man's momentum makes his arm swing further than he wanted it to, and David Arnold picks him up and backdrops him on the entrance ramp. Sujir Thorn then gets up to his feet and runs at David Arnold and as Arnold turns around, he is blasted with a clotheline! All three men lay on the entrance ramp, trying to recover.
Steve White: This is an amazing match! All three of these men want this win!
Chuck Thompson: It's so close, Steve! I don't even know who to pick to win it!
Sujir Thorn and Black Man are the two first ones to get up as they exchange punches slowly from being fatigued. Black Man gets the upper hand and Sujir stumbles up the entrance ramp to the stage area. Black man then hits a snap suplex on Sujir on the stage! David Arnold gets back up to his feet and walks up towards Black Man and Sujir Thorn and comes up behind Black Man and hits him with a neckbreaker! He then picks up Sujir Thorn and they fight towards the side of the stage. David Arnold has Sujir Thorn teetering on the very edge, but Black Man comes up behind David and throws him off of the stage! David Arnold goes through two tables set up beside each other with equipment on them. Black Man and Sujir Thorn then begin fighting back down to the ring area.
Steve White: Oh my God! I hope David is alright.
At the ringside area, Sujir has Black Man up against the ring post as he runs at him and jumps, but Black Man moves out of the way and Sujir smashes his knee off of the steel ring post! Sujir rolls on the ground, holding his knee in pain, while Black Man recovers. He throws Sujir back into the ring and then slides in after him. He signals for the end and picks up Sujir Thorn. He sets him up and hits him with the Black Stunn! He then goes for a pinfall attempt. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
Steve White: What a match that was!
Black Man climbs back up to his feet and gets the Mayhem World Championship handed to him by the referee. He begins showing off with the title as the fans are cheering him. Medics check on David Arnold, who still has not moved from going through the two tables. The scene fades out to the EHWF logo with Black Man still showing off to end the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Welcome to EHWF Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White along with my commentating partner, Chuck Thompson, and we are ready to bring you a night full of great action!
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about that! One thing for sure about EHWF is we never fail to dissapoint. Action always happens. And with the matches on tap for tonight, there is no doubt in my mind it will happen again tonight.
Steve White: And our main event tonight is going to be explosive! A triple threat match with all three champions in it! Two of three are undefeated! Somebody is going to finally lose tonight, and you never know, Sujir Thorn might pull it off and upset them both!
Chuck Thompson: After being in EHWF for all of these years, i can say i have seen a lot of crazy shit happen. Sujir Thorn winning the main event would not be all that crazy. He is a great superstar, but he is facing two other really great superstars as well. But, he can still win. Anybody in that match can win for sure. But we do also have our co-main event which will be just as good. Two more undefeated superstars will go face to face, one on one, in a singles match. One of them will also lose their undefeated streak. Michael Rissi, with an EHWF record thirty three-zero-and one will face off against Sheamus Trueblood. Just like the main event, i believe either man can win this match, but the edge would have to go with Rissi.
Steve White: Yes, it would go to Rissi because he has been in EHWF a lot longer than Sheamus Moses has. But still, just as you said, it's anyones match to win, really. We also have other great matches like the Mystery man facing off against Madison Murdock. Will we finally find out who Mystery really is? And the returning Sah'ta Thor facing off against Raven Trueblood. Will we get answers as to why he teamed with arch rival Michael Rissi and Revenge last week? A lot of questions to be answered. Let's get on with the action!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand, ready to begin calling the matches.
Patricia Downs: The first match of the evening is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Tampa, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 165 pounds, Rockin' Lunatic!
The lights go out and thunder and lightning is heard before Shoots And Ladders begins to play, as the lyrics start a spot light shines on the entrance stage. Storming Raven steps out on to the stage with his head bowed before jerking his head up to stare intently at his opponent and point at his opponent. Lightning strikes behind him as he points at his opponent with his left hand then runs his thumb across his throat, before sprinting down to the ring and sliding in.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Lorado, Texas, standing at 6 feet and 5 inches tall and weighing in at 260 pounds, Storming Raven!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Rockin' Lunatic vs. Storming Raven
The match starts and Storming Raven is eager to get the action started. He bolts straight at Rockin' Lunatic, catching him off guard, and hitting him with a huge clotheline down to the ring mat! He then begins stomping him repeatedly until Lunatic rolls out of the ring to get out of harms way. Storming Raven doesn't allow him to get anywhere though as he grabs the top rope and launches himself over it, hitting a corkscrew right onto Lunatic! Lunatic smacks the back of his head off of the crowd barrier hard and lays on the ground, holding his head and groaning in pain. Storming Raven feels no compassion for him, he throws him back into the ring then goes in after him.
Steve White: Storming Raven is basically tearing apart Lunatic right now. After what happened at Revenge, i can see why he wants to destroy him so badly.
Chuck Thompson: And ya know, both of these men are true veterans of EHWF, and neither has had that much luck thus far here, but it looks like Storming Raven really wants to turn that around and start that winning streak he wants so badly.
Storming Raven then picks Rockin' Lunatic back up to his feet and scoop slams him. He then does the same thing one more time. He then continues picking him up and hitting him with scoop slams three more times! Lunatic lays on the ring mat, holding his back in pain. Storming Raven stands over him and taunts him while he is down. He then picks him up again and irish whips him into the corner of the ring. He sets him up on the top rope and then climbs up after him. He then hits a DDT off of the top rope down to the ring mat! Lunatic lays motionless inside of the ring. Storming Raven signals for the end and climbs back up to the top rope. He jumps off and hits the Eye of the Storm! He then goes for a cover. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Storming Raven!
Storming Raven climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He then taunts Lunatic a little bit more before the referee pushes him away and he exits the ring. The scene then fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring, ready to call the next match.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is set for one fall and is a tag team match.
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, Quinton Hughes!
Violet spotlights shined bright upon the stage. Interestingly, though, a coffin was standing vertically. What was the meaning of this? BOOM! An even greater display of pyrotechnics lit up the EHWF arena, while the lid of the coffin flew open and a pair of violet eyes opened for viewers worldwide to gaze open! And without hesitation, a body stepped forth out of the coffin. Decked out in a black mini-skirt, fishnet stockings, a black top, violet nail-polish and black lipstick to compliment her flowing black hair with violet streaks, this voluptuous vixen was none other than Whitney Wyld! She begins heading down to the ring and when she finally enters it, she walks to the center and paused for a moment. She looks around at the fans and smiles as she awaits her opponents.
Patricia Downs: And his tag team partner, Whitney Wyld!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. After a slight pause, the sound of the face paced guitar, and pounded drums of "115" by Elena Siegman. The music pursues to the rhythm of the lights as they begin to flicker and Aphazel can be seen under the empty screen of the tron system.
As she walks towards the ring, purple haze begins to mist behind her and follow her to the ring. Her walk is swift, and delicate with the sway of a nurse trying to overdo her cliché. In her hands she carries a giant syringe. As she climbs the side of the ring, by leaping up she takes the syringe and pumps it twice on each side of her face, causing a purple haze around her as she laughs out around time the lights open, she enters the ring.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents, first out is Aphazel!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays its soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to its bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
Patricia Downs: And next is Pandora!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Quinton Hughes & Whitney Wyld vs. Pandora & Aphazel
The two teams take their corners following the ref’s instructions and some jawing by Hughes and Aphazel. The bell then rings with Pandora and Quinton Hughes starting the match off. The two lock up before Hughes takes advantage with a side headlock. Pandora quickly walks backwards towards the ropes to shove Hughes off. She then ducks as he rebounds before leapfrogging over him on his next rebound, then hitting Hughes with a crooked arm lariat, knocking Hughes down.
Steve White: Whoa! Huge lariat to take down Hughes!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah, gotta be a huge surprise for the big man, too. Wait, what’s Aphazel doing?
Steve White: Looks like she’s distracting the ref!
Aphazel distracts the ref as Pandora elbow drops Hughes between the legs. The ref turns around too late to catch it, but promptly catches an earful from Wyld. While Wyld jaws at the ref, Aphazel sneaks into the ring and helps Pandora drag Hughes to their corner before getting back out of the ring to tag in as the ref turns back around. Aphazel then picks up Hughes, getting behind him and connecting with the Patriot Buster.
Steve White: A huge move from Aphazel! How did she even pick Hughes up?
Chuck Thompson: It’s Aphazel, deal with it. I guess…
Aphazel then tags Pandora in, who kicks Hughes in the side as he tries to crawl back towards Wyld. She then attempts to use Bad Pony, only for Hughes to stand up with her on his back, then rush to the middle of the ring, and fall backwards, effectively knocking them both down with Wyld trying to pump up the crowd. Hughes begins to crawl towards Wyld with Pandora reaching Aphazel, who spots Wyld making the successful tag. Wyld then rushes towards Aphazel, only to be hit with a crowd silencing swinging back fist. Wyld drops to the mat with Aphazel taunting the crowd before hitting Rolling Thunder after dragging Wyld to the back center portion of the ring. Hughes attempts to enter the ring to stop the attempted pin, only for the ref to stop his count at two and argue with Hughes. Aphazel drags Wyld to her corner, tagging Pandora back in.
Steve White: The heels have dominated this match so far, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Yes they have, Steve, yes they have.
Pandora pulls Wyld up by her hair before raking her eyes, prompting warnings from the ref. She then rolls into a ball, luring Wyld into the Lady of the Lake for an arm lock. Wyld fights through the arm lock, picking Pandora up into a standing position and hitting her Kiss of Death DDT. She then locks Pandora into an armbar of her own before Aphazel breaks up the submission, getting sent back to her corner as Pandora attempts a quick roll-up for a two count. Pandora then picks Wyld up to a standing position, only to be hit with an Enzuigiri. Wyld then drags Pandora to Hughes, tagging him back in to deal with Pandora.
Steve White: This is what Hughes has been waiting for, a chance at revenge against Pandora!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe he’ll succeed!
Hughes looks to the crowd, getting cheers of approval as Pandora starts to try to beg Hughes off. Hughes shakes his head before picking Pandora up and clotheslining her. He then fires up the crowd, only for Aphazel to distract the ref before Hughes can pin Pandora. Pandora then hits a low blow on Hughes with the ref distracted. She shoves Hughes down near the center of the mat before locking in her Sleepy Time submission as Aphazel blocks an attempt by Wyld to save Hughes. Hughes then quickly taps out.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winners, the team of Aphazel and Pandora!
Pandora and Aphazel both begin to celebrate their victory inside the ring as Quinton Hughes rolls out of it in pain and anger. The scene then fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as "Bad to the Bone" begins to come over the speakers, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echo’s with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment then steps through the ropes and enters. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And Introducing From Pittsburgh PA, Weighing in at 285 Pounds... Frank Finelli!
Troublemaker plays the arena as the fans give a jaded reaction to the entrance of Ashburn
Gold and blue pyro goes off as David makes his way through the ramp and down to the ring looking calm and cool. Ashburn gets in and raises his arms to the fans and begins to prepare getting himself psyched up for the forth coming match.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… David Ashburn!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Frank Finelli vs. David Ashburn
The bell rings and Finelli and Ashburn lock up. Finelli picks Ashburn up and slams him down on the mat. Ashburn goes to get up but gets taken down again with a lariat from Finelli. Finelli picks up Ashburn but Ashburn drops down and boots Finelli in the gut hits Finelli with a swinging neckbreaker. Ashburn then goes on to stomp Finelli into the mat then take a rest on the ropes.
Steve White: Both men off to strong starts.
Chuck Thompson: Ashburn's trying to put Finelli away quick. If he wants to win he will have to.
Finelli grabs Ashburn's legs and throws him down to the mat. Ashburn struggles back up to his feet and grabs Finelli but Finelli picks up Ashburn and hits him with a spinebuster. Finelli makes a quick cover.
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Finelli is going to have to do more damage then that.
Chuck Thompson: Finelli has a lot riding on this match tonight Steve. He needs to put Ashburn away to show he’s still in the title hunt.
Finelli stands Ashburn up but Ashburn quickly strikes him in the head with some quick punches. Finelli swings at Ashburn but Ashburn ducks his attempts. Ashburn boots Finelli in the chest then suplexes Finelli on the mat. Ashburn quickly tries to lock Finelli into the Breaker Lock but Finelli is still heathy enough to wriggle out of it. Finelli and Ashburn stand up. Ashburn boots Finelli in the chest again and starts hammering Finelli in the back with hard forearms. Finelli picks Ashburn up out of desperation and drives him in the mat with another spinebuster, hooking Ashburn's leg in the process.
1...
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Ashburn kicks out again!
Chuck Thompson: Finelli is hurting and Ashburn just got rocked.
Steve White: Finelli has beaten the shit out of Ashburn.
Ashburn gets up with Finelli. Finelli grabs Ashburn by the hair and headbutts him back down to the mat. Finelli then goes on stomping Ashburn for a while. Ashburn rolls out of harms way and gets up using the ropes. Finelli runs and Ashburn and gets him in a hard headlock. Ashburn winces out in pain as Finelli yells to Ashburn to tap out. Ashburn is in pain but doesn't tap. Ashburn can't get out of the hold as it's locked in too tight so he grabs the ropes for a rope break. The ref breaks the hold up and Ashburn gets a second to rest. Finelli quickly goes back on the assault, trying to hoist Ashburn up but Ashburn hits some big shots to Finelli's back and hits Finelli with a high knee.
Steve White: Oh my god! Knee to the head out of no where!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are down. Ashburn can't make the cover!
Both men twitch and move towards the ropes slowly. Ashburn gets up first and runs at a downed Finelli, dropping a hard falling knee on his back. Finelli fights his way back up to his feet but Ashburn hits him with some quick kicks and punches. Finelli shoves Ashburn away. Ashburn runs at Finelli only to get destroyed by Finelli's big boot.
Steve White: Ashburn's down! Ashburn's down!
Chuck Thompson: Make the cover Frank! Make the cover!
Ashburn gets up but Frank grabs him and hits him with the Finelli Fatality. For good measure he waits and then spears Ashburn and makes the cover.
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner…Frank Finelli!
Steve White: Finelli WINS!
Frank Finelli begins to celebrate his victory inside of the ring as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from the commercial break as the lights turn bloody red as the whole arena turns black. Where's God hits the speakers as Raven Trueblood walks out. He has a cold look on his face. He puts his arms out to the side and pyros go off. He then walks down to the ring and rolls into it as he then leans against the lower turnbuckle and waits for his challenger.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!
The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arenas speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown. In Thor's right hand is a royal sceptre studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the the lyrics start up, the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring, Thor hands the crown and sceptre to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt, revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits the bell.
Patricia Downs: And from Parts Unknown, Weighing in at 170 pounds... SAH'TA THOR!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Sah'ta Thor vs. Raven Trueblood
Thor and Raven lock up. Thor knees Raven in the gut then hits him with an arm drag. Raven gets up and gets met with a boot to the gut then Thor takes Raven down with a hard lariat!
Steve White: Thor giving Raven a beating right now.
Chuck Thompson: Raven might lose this one tonight
Raven gets up and punches Thor a few times but Thor scoopslams Raven then drops a hard knee on his head. Thor picks up Raven and hits him with a hard DDT then waits for him to recover.
Steve White: DDT!
Chuck Thompson: Raven got fucked up!
Raven gets up and Thor boots him in the gut. Thor whips him into the corner then hits him with a clothesline.
Steve White: Raven is in a bad way.
Chuck Thompson: Thor's getting ready to put him away!
Raven gets up and Thor hits him with the Parasite Eve, destroying Raven. Thor covers.
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DING DING DING!
Partricia Downs: Here is your winner... SAH'TA THOR!
Steve White: Thor did it!
Chuck Thompson: Yep, wait... What the hell!
Sujir Thorn comes out of no where and lays Thor out with a steel chair!
Steve White: Thor's son just came out here and knocked him out with a steel chair!
Thorn stares down at a knocked out Thor as we fade out to a commercial break with everyone surprised.
The scene comes back from a commercial break and the camera is panning around the arena, showing all of the EHWF fans. It then pans down to ringside with Steve White and Chuck Thompson.
Steve White: Well, we were supposed to see Mystery versus Madison Murdock right now, but it seems Scorpion has cancelled this match because something is going on backstage that is appearantly more important than a match.
Chuck Thompson: Can we get cameras back there? I wanna see this.
The scene cuts to the backstage area, where Scorpion is trying to talk with multiple FBI agents. There are also a lot of SWAT members surrounding a door leading to the basement of the EHWF arena. Scorpion seems to be calling them idiots.
Scorpion: Kony? Are you fucking kidding me right now?
FBI Agent: Sir, please step back and let us do our job.
Scorpion: How can you even think that guy is in the basement of this arena? You are interrupting my show, faggot.
The SWAT members then kick in the door and form a line and head to the basement.
Scorpion: It was unlocked you know.
The SWAT members and FBI agents fill the basement and begin searching around. One SWAT member is heard yelling "freeze!" and everyone runs over to him. The camera shows the hands of somebody hiding in a box, putting their hands up in surrender.
FBI Agent: It's Kony! Get him!
A few SWAT members then tackle the dirty man down to the ground and handcuff him. They stand him up and the light shines on him. He is obviously dirty from being in the basement, but he looks nothing like Kony.
Scorpion: Death Bed?! What the hell are you doing here!?
Death Bed: Please, Scorpion! Let me have my job back!
FBI Agent: Death Bed? Is that a nickname? I didn't know people called Kony that.
Scorpion: Kony? That is not Kony you fool.
FBI Agent: Hmm. He sure looks like Kony. I'm taking him in for questioning.
Scorpion: Seriously? You guys are fucking retards. Whatever, Death Bed is a faggot anyway.
The SWAT members lead Death Bed out of the basement as everyone follows. The camera then cuts back into the arena.
Chuck Thompson: Hahahaha!
Steve White: How the fuck do they think Death Bed even begins to resemble Kony? What the hell is wrong with this world?!
The scene then fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The lights dim in the arena as "So What I Lied" by Sick Puppies hits the PA system. Sheamus Moses is seen on the ramp with the attractive looking Blonde business associate Jessica Hyde. Moses turns his back with a grin to the audience and then he walks down the ramp, Miss Hyde jots writing down on her clip board while addressing the shouting fans. Sheamus does not hardly notice any of the fans as he climbs the ring apron and enters the ring. Miss Hyde stops at the edge of the ring while the announcer speaks.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Chalmette, Louisiana, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall and weighing in at 267 pounds, Sheamus Moses!
Miss Hyde claps her hands at the announcer's words as Moses is standing on the second turnbuckle, he hopes down and the big man paces as his theme song quiets and waits for the bell and Miss Hyde climbs back out of the ring.
The lights in the arena begin to flash and smoke emerges from the ramp. Headlines by Drake then hits the PA system.
"I Might Be Too Strung Out On Confidence"
"Overdosed On Compliments"
"Started Not To Give A Fuck"
"And Stopped Fearing The Consequence"
The Fans break out into a cheer as Rissi performs some theatrics at the top of the ramp then bolts down into the ring.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida, standing at 5 feet and 11 inches tall and weighing in at 235 pounds, he is Michael Rissi!
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Sheamus Moses vs. Michael Rissi
Steve White: The match is underway!
The match starts out and both men make their way to the center of the ring and begin the match in a classic tie up way. Rissi gets the upper hand and puts Sheamus Moses in a headlock. Sheamus fights his way out of it, but Rissi hits him hard with a right hand to the face, rocking Sheamus Moses. While Sheamus is stumbling backwards, Rissi hits him with a clotheline down to the ring mat. Rissi then waits for Sheamus to get back up to his feet and gets behind him and hits him with a reverse DDT! Sheamus begins to climb back up to his feet, but while he is on all fours, Rissi hits a swift kick right to his face! Sheamus falls back down to the ring mat as Rissi shows off and the crowd cheers.
Steve White: What a kick by Rissi! Hopefully Sheamus can recover. So far, he is on the losing end.
Chuck Thompson: Rissi is laying a beatdown right now, but i still won't count Sheamus Moses out of this.
Sheamus Moses gets up to his feet and Rissi runs at him again, this time, Sheamus ducks it and when Rissi turns around, Sheamus superkicks him in the face! Rissi falls to the ring mat, holding his chin. Sheamus goes down to one knee to regain his composure and then gets up and when Rissi stands up, he dropkicks him, sending him falling backwards through the ring ropes and out of the ring. He grabs the top rope and waits for Rissi to get back to his feet and when he does, Sheamus flips over the top rope right onto him! Both men lay on the outside of the ring in pain.
Steve White: And the tide shifts! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: These two men are going back and fourth and both of them are looking at a potential future title match for winning this one.
Both men get up at the same time and Sheamus charges at Rissi, trying to catch him off guard, but Rissi backdrops him up and over his head into the first few rows of fans! The fans push Sheamus off of them to get out of the way as Rissi climbs over the crowd barrier to go after Sheamus. He picks him up and powerbombs him onto the chairs that are scattered! Sheamus lands awkward and shows sharp pain on his face. Rissi picks him up and throws him back over the crowd barrier then climbs back over himself. He throws him into the ring and then climbs to the top rope and hits a perfectly executed elbow drop right to the chest of Sheamus. He then picks up Sheamus Moses and hits the End of Discord! He goes for a pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Michael Rissi!
Steve White: And Rissi adds on another win to his amazing record. Will this man ever be stopped?
Rissi gets his hand raised in victory by the referee as he begins to show off. He then exits the ring and begins making his way back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
Silence emits from the crowd, a roar of cheering and booing breaks the silence as Above The Law by Bad Meet's Evil hits the PA. Jason Dave emerges from the back with a microphone in his left hand. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, keeping his head hung down low. He enters the ring and stands in the center as his music fades and the fans fade out as well. He looks down at his waist and glides his hand across it. He is championship less.
Jason Dave: "Ladies and gentlemen of EHWF, those of you watching around the world and those of you who are sitting here in Portland, Maine..."
He lowers the microphone to allow a roar of cheers fill the arena as they fans are excited to be here. He raises a hand for their attention.
Jason Dave: "I understand your all excited about what we got going on tonight. But, for right now, the spotlight needs to be on me for a moment or two."
Jason lowers the microphone once more as the lights dim and a spotlight radiates on him.
Jason Dave: "That's better. Now, in case some of you have not noticed, but I haven't been 100% for awhile. Frankly, it's because I've been losing my mind. My head hasn't been in the game so to say for awhile, and for the sake of the fans and EHWF, I've been single handedly trying to keep this place alive."
A rage of boos emits from the audience.
Jason Dave: "Don't deny it, I have been. But that takes a toll on people and frankly, I can't take it anymore. And not that any of you care, but there have been constant thoughts of suicide in my head, day and night these thoughts haunt me. Frankly, I can't take it anymore. I've been advised by my therapist and doctors to take time off. I need to clear my head."
Jason lowers the microphone slowly and takes a deep breath before speaking once more.
Jason Dave: "I don't know when or if I'll be back. If I do come back, you will be looking at a new and improved and better Jason Dave. You will be looking at God's Gift to Pro Wrestling and you will see he is better than ever. I just want to say, to EHWF and the fans, thank you for making this an incredible experience and I promise, I will be back."
Jason turns and point to the entrance ramp.
Jason Dave: "Michael Rissi, my man, thank you so much for making all this worth it. You've helped me through so much, and now, man, I got your back for sure. Kick some ass nigga."
He lowers the microphone and lowers his arm. He kneels down and places the microphone on the mat. The crowd roars with cheers for Jason.
Crowd: "Thank you Jason! Thank you Jason! Thank you Jason!"
A tear slowly drips down on Jason's cheek. He wipes it away before exiting the ring and walking up the ramp. He stops at the top and turns to the crowd. He takes his fingers and presses them to his lips and then turns his hand towards the crowd, as his way of saying thank you. He turns back around and heads into the back as it fades to commercial.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand once again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall and is our main event of the evening!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Denver, Colorado, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall and weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the Hardcore Champion, Sujir Thorn!
The lights in the arena suddenly dim down to a deep dark blue color and the opening of "Ain't no rest for the Wicked" by Cage the Elephant is heard starting to play. The fans start cheering loudly as out from the backstage area comes none other then "The One and Only" David Arnold.
David's standing there, wearing his usual ring attire along with a black striped fedora with a blue stripe around it, a pair of aviator sunglasses, and a black hooded sweatshirt zipped partway up. He stands there, a smile on his face, and looks out at the fans who are cheering like crazy. He then throws his hands out from his side and red, white, and blue pyro explodes from the stage in three different bursts. He then slowly moves his hands to in front of him, doing a "gun" taunt with one hand. He "takes aim" at the ring, then after a few seconds, "pulls the trigger" and a fourth and bigger burst of pyro goes off.
David starts heading down the ramp, high-fiving different fans along the way. He stops to sign a couple of things for the fans before getting to the bottom of the ramp. He starts to walk over to the steps, then runs to the other corner and hops up on the apron, grabbing the middle rope and kneeling on the apron and leaning out, listening to the roar of the crowd during this. He pulls himself up and walks down the apron to the corner where the stairs are near, then climbs up on the cornerpost, posing for the fans while getting thousands of camera flashes in response. He flips into the ring and runs across it, hopping up on the opposite corner and posing, getting the same fan response. He hops down and takes his hat, glasses, and sweatshirt off, handing them to a ringside worker, before walking to the middle of the ring and standing there. He then slowly raises his arms up and blue pyro begins gently raining down from the ceiling around the ring itself. He then slowly puts his hands in front of him again like on the stage and pulls the trigger again, this time causing an explosion of pyro from the cornerposts. He then goes to a corner and leans against it, waiting for his last opponent.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Columbus, Ohio, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 210 pounds, he is the North American Champion, David Arnold!
The lights in the arena go out as a cool breeze brushes across the crowd. A gong is heard lightly over the PA system as footsteps quickly follow. Another gong is heard as the footsteps grow louder finally blaring over the sound system. The words “Black Man Walking” echoes from beam to beam as finally “Rollin” by Limp Bizket hit the PA system sending the crowd to their feet. Black Man storms the stage with both hands thrown into the air above his head. With his signature black leather pants, grey tank top, and yellow Oakley’s draped over his eyes, Black Man strolls down the ramp and slides into the ring. Black Man rushes to each and every corner raising his hands to the crowd trying to draw a reaction from each individual.
Patricia Downs: And introducing their opponent, hailing from New York, New York, standing at 6 feet and 7 inches tall and weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
Steve White: This main event is going to be epic! And we are ready to finally get it underway!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Sujir Thorn vs. David Arnold vs. Black Man
The bell rings to begin the match and all three men look around at each other, all wondering who will be the first one to strike. Black Man turns out to be that first one, as he goes right after fellow undefeated superstar David Arnold. They exchange hard punches back and fourth multiple times while Sujir Thorn climbs to the top rope. While they are punching each other, Sujir does a moonsault off of the top rope right onto the top of both of them! All three men go down to the ring mat, but Sujir quickly gets back up as he had the best landing. Sujir then picks up Black Man and irish whips him into the corner of the ring. He runs at him and hits a clotheline, smashing Black Man in the corner of the ring. Black Man falls down onto the ring mat and Sujir holds onto the top rope as he begins stomping Black Man repeatedly. The referee finally forces Sujir off and he steps backwards.
Steve White: Already some great action in this match. All three of these men have a great chance to win this match. I mean, they are three of the best superstars in EHWF today.
Chuck Thompson: No doubt about that. They wouldn't be champions if they weren't three of the best in EHWF.
As Sujir Thorn is stepping backwards because the referee told him to get back, David Arnold gets up behind him and hits a backbreaker! Sujir falls to the ring mat, rolling and holding his back in pain. Black Man gets back up in the corner of the ring, but has no time to react as David Arnold is already running at him and hits him with a huge jumping forearm smash to his face. David then pulls Black Man out of the corner and irish whips him against the ring ropes and when Black Man comes running back at him, he hits a big backdrop up and over his head. Black Man holds his back and rolls out of the ring. Sujir is back up to his feet and runs up behind David and hits a swinging neckbreaker! Sujir then stands back up and picks up David and throws him over the top rope on the opposite side of the ring as Black Man.
Chuck Thompson: Sujir is the final man in the ring. I must say, i am a little bit surprised he has been doing this well tonight. I take nothing away from his wrestling ability, but i thought that David Arnold and Black Man would be in charge of this match since they are both undefeated and such.
Steve White: In my honest opinion, Sujir Thorn has just of good of a chance to win this match as David Arnold or Black Man do.
Sujir Thorn watches as Black Man gets up to his feet. He runs at the opposite ring ropes and then runs back at Black Man and hits him with a baseball slide straight to the chest, sending Black Man stumbling backwards and falling to the ground. He then looks at the other side of the ring and notices David Arnold getting back up to his feet. He runs at him and does the same thing, knocking David Arnold into the side of the commentators table. Sujir Thorn then gets himself and the crowd fired up inside of the ring for a few moments before exiting it and going back after Black Man.
Steve White: I believe Sujir Thorn is sending a straight forward message about how he is one of the best in EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: He's getting the job done right now, that's for sure. Can he keep it up though?
He picks Black Man up to his feet and sets him up for a suplex on the ramp, but Black Man knees Sujir in the gut multiple times and turns around and ends up suplexing him onto the ramp instead! Both men lay there for a few moments as David Arnold recovers on the other side of the ring and goes after them. By the time he reaches them, Black Man is back up to his feet and the two begin exchanging punches on the entrance ramp just like at the start of the match, except now they are both a little bit more tired. David Arnold gets the upperhand and then ducks a big right hand by Black Man. Black Man's momentum makes his arm swing further than he wanted it to, and David Arnold picks him up and backdrops him on the entrance ramp. Sujir Thorn then gets up to his feet and runs at David Arnold and as Arnold turns around, he is blasted with a clotheline! All three men lay on the entrance ramp, trying to recover.
Steve White: This is an amazing match! All three of these men want this win!
Chuck Thompson: It's so close, Steve! I don't even know who to pick to win it!
Sujir Thorn and Black Man are the two first ones to get up as they exchange punches slowly from being fatigued. Black Man gets the upper hand and Sujir stumbles up the entrance ramp to the stage area. Black man then hits a snap suplex on Sujir on the stage! David Arnold gets back up to his feet and walks up towards Black Man and Sujir Thorn and comes up behind Black Man and hits him with a neckbreaker! He then picks up Sujir Thorn and they fight towards the side of the stage. David Arnold has Sujir Thorn teetering on the very edge, but Black Man comes up behind David and throws him off of the stage! David Arnold goes through two tables set up beside each other with equipment on them. Black Man and Sujir Thorn then begin fighting back down to the ring area.
Steve White: Oh my God! I hope David is alright.
At the ringside area, Sujir has Black Man up against the ring post as he runs at him and jumps, but Black Man moves out of the way and Sujir smashes his knee off of the steel ring post! Sujir rolls on the ground, holding his knee in pain, while Black Man recovers. He throws Sujir back into the ring and then slides in after him. He signals for the end and picks up Sujir Thorn. He sets him up and hits him with the Black Stunn! He then goes for a pinfall attempt. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, the Mayhem World Champion, Black Man!
Steve White: What a match that was!
Black Man climbs back up to his feet and gets the Mayhem World Championship handed to him by the referee. He begins showing off with the title as the fans are cheering him. Medics check on David Arnold, who still has not moved from going through the two tables. The scene fades out to the EHWF logo with Black Man still showing off to end the show.