Post by La Familia Gómez on Jan 12, 2013 18:44:56 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Happy New Years ladies and gentlemen! This is the first Mayhem of the new year and i can not wait to get this year started with a bang!
Chuck Thompson: A very good card for the first one of 2013 and i know this year is going to bring great things to the EHWF world. Hell, just a few days ago EHWF renewed its contract with Versus to continue to be shown on TV for another year! So we all know this place isn't going anywhere but up.
Steve White: Many memorable moments were made in 2012 and i'm sure we'll have even more in 2013. Starting with tonight. Our main event is going to be Sah'ta Thor versus Drake Coleman. One match that everyone is looking forward to. After Thor didn't show up for the tag team match last week because he was arrested for getting in a bar fight, Drake Coleman, who was one of his opponents in the tag match, was very critical of his decision to get involved in a bar fight so close to the show. Tonight, they get to settle their issues like it should be done, inside the ring.
Chuck Thompson: And our co-main event will be amazing as well. Divas will be one of the spotlights of the night as Pandora and Munin take on the team of Madison Murdock and EHWF newcomer, Heather Helmsley. Heather may be new, but obivously she is a great wrestler or else she would not be in the co-main event in her very first match. Madison is reigning diva of the year for 2012 so that speaks for itself. Pandora and Munin have both looked great so far in their EHWF careers. Anything can happen in this match! And no doubt, all of these divas would love to pick up a win tonight.
Steve White: And The Arbiter versus Sujir Thorn! Arbiter just lost his first match since showing up in EHWF last week, but i don't know how many people actually consider it a loss. He never got pinned or tapped out. He was choked out because he refused to tap to Drake Coleman after their tag match turned into a singles match. No doubt Arbiter has heart. I would have tapped for sure.
Chuck Thompson: Ya well that is why you are a commentator and not a wrestler. You're a pussy. It's ok though.
Steve White: Fuck yourself, Chuck. Let's get the show going.
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand ready to call the first match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is an over the rope battle royal!
The lights dim as Beer and Gasoline blasts throught out the arena. Finally pink and blue light flood the darkness leading the a stage area. Brandy steps out into the lights as fans give her a mixture of boos and cheers. She energetically makes her way to the ring as she smiles to the fans.
Patricia Downs: First, making her way down to the ring, all the way from Lexington, Kentucky, Brandy Allen!
She slides in under the bottom rope as the arena lights come back on.
Walk by pantera rings through the speaker systems, a slow cocky walk is seen as Insane Compatabilty emerges from the backstage. He stops and looks at his opponent standing in the ring. Pyrotechnics are seen sparking from the ramp as a slow paced walk is made down it. Insane compatibility stops at end of the ramp once again staring his opponent down.
Patrica Downs: And making his way to the ring, all the way from Estacada Oregon, he is Insane Compatabilty!
Insane dives into the ring circles his opponent and then proceeds to raise his arms in victorious fashion to the crowd on the side of each turnbuckle. He then goes to his chosen side of the ring and awaits the starting bell.
Suddenly "Saint" by Marilyn Manson start to play, and Kyle the Hitch makes his way on top of the ramp.
Patricia Downs: And all the way from Denver Colorado, Kyle the Hitch!
He slides into the ring, going to an opposite corner than Insane and Brandy.
Smoke starts to fill the EHWF entrance ramp as "Comign In Hot" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the sound system. The fans start to chant and cheer as Krayzie Death can be seen at the top of the smoke filled entrance ramp. He looks around the arena and then begins his way down the ramp. Fans reaching out to grab and touch him Krayzie makes it down to the bottom of the ramp and stops.
Patrica Downs: And making his way down at this time from Hollywood, California, he is Krazie Death!
Looking around the arena Krayzie walks over to the steel steps and gets into the ring as his theme song slowly fades.
The guitar solo from Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down begins to play over the pa system. As the group begins to sing Justice Orton walks out onto the top of the ramp looking around at the fans pointing her finger to a few of them at a time before running down the ramp towards the ring.
Patricia Downs: And making her way down to the ramp, from St Louis Missouri, Justice Orton!
Once at the ring she begins to slide under the bottom rope and goes to each corner standing up on the turnbuckle to pose for the fans to take pictures. Justice then hops down off the last turnbuckle turning to face the ramp and awaits her opponent.
The arena goes dark. The word Nightmare flashes across the screen as "Fatal" by The RZA begins to play. Red lights begin to flash and as the music starts to get heavier you see a very large figure begin to emerge from underneath the stage. The arena is now filled with blood red light as Gabriel stands at the top of the stage. He raises his right arm several bolts of lighting strike the stage behind him.
He slowly begins his ascent from the stage to the ring making sure to take his time entering the ring as he stares his opponent down.
Patricia Downs: And from Pine Ridge South Dakota, he is Gabriel Creed!
He climbs up on the apron and then over the ropes never breaking eye contact with his opponent. He lets out a menacing and bellow roar as he raises his fist in the air bolts of lighting hitting each ring post.
The six competitors stare at each other, as they await the bell.
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds as all six wrestlers begin to circle one another. They suddenly all crash into each other in the center of the ring. Everyone, that is, except Insane Capatibilty.
Steve White: Look at that idiot. Hiding in the corner like a coward.
The group continues to fight it out as Allen hits a neck breaker on Insane. Hitch clotheslines Creed as Allen hammers away at Justice in the corner. Allen whips Insane into the corner where Capatibilty is standing, forcing him to duck out and run into the other.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like Capatibilty wants nothing to do with any of these guys!
All of a sudden, Capatibilty rushes into the mob and bounces off Allen, Allen, and Hitch with a pump handle. Unfazed, all three men turn to Capatibilty and stare at him as the crowd erupts.
Chuck Thompson: Uh oh! Looks like Capatibilty is about to..
Steve White: Get the piss knocked out of him!
Allen motions to the rest of the wrestlers who all stop dead in their tracks. Capatibilty's eyes widen as he tries to run, but to no avail. Hitch catches him by the arm and decks him with a clothesline. The entire mob leaps on him and begins pounding away.
Steve White: Holy Hell! They just ganged up on Insane Capatibilty!
Chuck Thompson: I've never seen this before in all my years in wrestling. Every single person in that ring just stopped what they were doing and ganged up on one guy.
Steve White: Any wonder why? Hell, even I wanted to get in there and beat the living hell out of this kid.
Hitch pulls the battered Capatibilty to his feet and tosses him into the corner. Everyone else in the ring steps to the side, clearing out the center.
Chuck Thompson: What are they doing?
Krayzie Death steps forward and tugs at his tights. He walks over to the corner and pushes Insane into a sitting position. He then pulls down his tights and....
Steve White: Oh the ref interrupts!
The crowd erupts! The rest of the group pull Capatibilty to his feet and together, tosses him over the top rope. Capatibilty crashes hard on the floor.
Patricia Downs: Insane Capatabilty has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: And so we have our first elimination of the night...
Steve White: Well I'm glad that's over. Maybe now we can get on with the real match...
Back on the inside, the remaining 5 wrestlers crash back into one another. Allen gets nailed with a back elbow by Hitch. Meanwhile, Krazie and Gabriel begin double teaming the others. They sneak up behind Hitch and spin him around. They hook him and flip him overhead with a double suplex. Both men spring back up and lunge at Allen with a double clothesline.
Chuck Thompson: Look at that. Great teamwork by Krazie and Gabriel!
Steve White: Oh c'mon now. Even you could get in there and mix it up if you glued yourself to my hip.
Chuck Thompson: It's just smart wrestling. Why fight alone when you have a partner in the ring with you?
Steve White: Or, why fight alone when you'd get your ass kicked, you mean.
Creed and Allen together perform a double DDT to Justice Orton. Unfinished with her, they pick her up and whip her into the corner. Justice puts up a small blocking attempt before being overpowered by the duo. They wail away at her with a series of right and left hands, before finally tucking her under and hitting a double downward spiral!
Steve White: Those two are really getting on my nerves...
Chuck Thompson: I told you, its a great strategy!
Steve White: C'mon, Thompson....Look at Creed! He's hanging off Allen like his left nut!
Chuck Thompson: ....
Together once again, Creed and Allen hoist Justice up into the air and literally toss her over the top rope and onto the mat outside.
Patricia Downs: Justice Orton has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Ouch, the other youngster having a very disappointing first showing in EHWF.
Steve White: Stick a fork in that girl too, her days in EHWF are just about done.
Gabriel and Brandy high five one another, and hang over the ropes, taunting and laughing at Justice.
Chuck Thompson: Hey, they better be...look OUT!
Kyle the Hitch rushes over and performs a clothesline, Gabriel up and over the top rope and onto the floor.
Patricia Downs: Gabriel has been eliminated!
Hitch mocks Gabriel as he was taunting Justice a few moments ago. On the far side of the ring, Brandy hits Krayzie Death with a back elbow and forces him up against the ropes.
Chuck Thompson: Uh oh, Krayzie Death could be in trouble here. The rookie, Brandy Allen, is about to eliminate him!
Krayzie's feet leave the ground and he is flipped backwards over the top rope.
Chuck Thompson: Krayzie Death is elimin--NO!
Steve White: He hangs on!
Using the top rope, he just barely manages to keep his feet from touching the floor. Brandy , thinking Krayzie Deathis gone, turns his back as Krayzie Death slides back inside.
Hitch and Brandy now begin to exchange blows back and forth in the far corner. Brandy hits a rising knee to the gut of Hitch, forcing him to double over in pain. Brandy bounces off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker, laying Hitch out. Meanwhile, Krayzie, growing more confident, dives at Allen's knee with a shoulder block. Allen falls on the attacked knee, as Krayzie now hits a dropkick to knock him onto the mat.
Chuck Thompson: Holy hell! Krayzie actually took Brandy down.
Krazyie raises his arms in celebration as he slowly backs up to where Hitch standing. As he backs into him, his eyes widen. Krayzie turns around only to be decked with a stiff right hand from Brandy. Brandy takes him by the back of the neck and tosses him over the top ropes and onto the floor below.
Patricia Downs: Krayzie Death has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Ouch, eliminated by a country flying hog!
Steve White: Call it a flying hog if you want, but it doesn't change the fact that Krayzie is gone, and we are looking at our final two.
Chuck Thompson: Whatever White. But you're right, one of these will win this battle royal!
Allen hits a right hand but seems not to phase Hitch. Hitch comes back with a right hand of his own, which also seems not to effect Allen. Both competitors trade blows for several seconds as neither is willing to lose the exchange. Finally, Allen gains the upperhand with a swift kick to the midsection.
Chuck Thompson: And now the real match is about to get underway!
Steve White: Didn't you say that a minute ago?
Allen then plants Hitch a straightaway DDT. Feeling his moment is about to come, Allen waits for Hitch rise to his feet. As he does, she attempts to whip Hitch into the far ropes. Anticipating that Brandy will be heading in his direction, Hitch suddenly jumps up on the apron and pulls down on the ropes. Brandy, however, manages to reverse the Irish whip and instead send Hitch to flip down over the ropes and spill onto the floor below. The bell sounds.
Chuck Thompson: Oh my God! Brandy Allen has won the match!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Brandy Allen!
Brandy's theme song begins to play over the PA system as she celebrates her victory in the ring, not even letting the referee raise her hand. She shows off on the turnbuckle then jumps down and continues to celebrate as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentleman, the following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing 203 pounds, Chance Davis!
"Glory" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the p.a system of the EHWF. The fans are all standing on there feet. Out to the top of the stage stands the greatest man alive stands on the stage. Chance Davis walks down the ramp slapping the fans hands and letting the fans slap him on the back. He walks up the steps and then gets onto the apron. He jumps over the ropes and stands in the ring ready for a fight.
Chuck Thompson: Last week Chance was beat by Rockin' Lunatic. Let's see if he can turn his luck around this week.
Steve White: For his sake.
"Wretches and Kings" by Linkin Park begins to play over the sound system.
Patricia Downs: Introducing second, from Sydney, Austrailia... "The Enigmatic Creature" Ray Austin!
Ray Austin makes his entrance and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring to try and get a jump on Chance Davis.
Chuck Thompson: Well it looks like these two are fired up already.
Steve White: He didn't even wait for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Ray runs at Chance delivering a shoulder block sending Chance to the mat. Chance pops back up and Ray begins running at him again, and again another shoulder block sending his opponent to the mat. Chance pops up and Ray tried for a third but Chance counters with a backflip this time sending Ray to the mat.
Chuck Thompson: That was a nice reversal, to stop the attacks from Ray.
Chance doesn't allow Ray the time to get up before he runs and bounces of the ropes and gives a elbow drop. He then mounts Ray and beings a series of punches. Chance picks Ray up and whips him to a corner turnbuckle and runs towards him. Chance jumps and lands on mid-turnbuckle and begins punching Ray. Ray fights Chance off and pushes him away sending him to the middle of the ring. Ray tries to climb the turnbuckle but Chance is already over there, and fights his way up the turnbuckle too.
Chuck Thompson: Now both men are up on the top turnbuckle, not sure why Ray gave Chance that chance.
Steve White: Yeah, Chance wasn't even down before he started climbing.
Both men exchance a few punches, before Chance gets the upper hand. He locks Ray by the head and hits him with a suplex from the top rope. Both men are now on the ground, but Chance is able to get up and try for a pin.
Chuck Thompson: And now Chance has the opportunity to pull off a win here.
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Kickout!
Both men are both slow to get to their feet but waste no time getting back into it. Again Chance gets the upper hand and whips Ray towards the turnbuckle. He tries for a clothesline but Ray ducks and bounces off the ropes and lands a leaping forearm.
Chuck Thompson: Ray Austin with a counter followed by a nice forearm smash.
Steve White: Chance wasn't expecting that now was he.
Ray picks up Chance and hits him with a ddt. While Chance is laying on the mat Ray again climbs the turnbuckle.
Chuck Thompson: Ray heading to the top again.
Steve White: This time Chance is actually down.
Ray dives off the top turnbuckle and Chance is able to lift his knees. Ray hits hard and both men are both on the mat. The referee begins counting both men down. 1...2...3...4...5... Both men slowly begin moving. 6...7... Both men are slowly using the ropes to climb back up to their feet. 8...9... Chance gets up and turns around and Ray runs at him and clothelines him over the top rope and goes out with him! Both men lay on the floor and this time they don't look like they can get up. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7... Both men are trying to get to their feet, but can't seem to do it! 8...9...10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: This match has been declared a double count out!
The fans heavily boo at this as Chance and Ray Austin slowly climb to their feet and exit the arena as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from break to see Steve White and Chuck Thompson providing a bit of help to the announcer Patricia Downs as she comes up the ring steps. They both seem to be very happy to be here tonight as they make their ways back to the announce table. They both are very lively as they clap the hands of a few of the very kind fans on the first row. As they sit down Patricia Downs lifts the microphone to her mouth and the fans go quiet.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen we are approaching our next contest of the night! The following match is a single fall contest!
Steve White: Well Chuck this isn't one of our favorite matches tonight by any means. However, we have a second new comer making their debut in this contest and he will be fighting a man who had a shot at Black Man's Mayhem World Championship at our last pay per view. One can only believe that Tyler Gates could make a great debut if he can pull off the upset over Frank Finelli here tonight. It should be a good match to say the least!
Chuck Thompson: I wouldn't bet either way when it comes to this match myself, but I will say that I am hoping Frank pulls out the win here. He is fighting someone who is a new guy to this company. He was able to beat the North American Champion last week in a squashing fashion. If he can't follow up against this kid then what does he need to push him any further? A god damn title handed to him in the ring?
Patricia Downs: The first of the two wrestler's in this contest is a man who is out here tonight to prove he belongs in this company. He comes in tonight hailing from Denton Texas. He comes in weighing at two hundred and twenty four pounds. He comes in standing at six feet and a inch. He IS THE MAN KNWON AS TYLER GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES!
A silence is broken by a voice over as music begins to play, "Let me give you a little advice, there's a force in the universe that makes things happen. All you have to do is get in touch with them." The chorus of Scraped by Guns N' Roses begins to play as Tyler Gates makes his way out on the entrance ramp with his arms raised trying to get the crowd louder. He then throws his signature two middle fingers pointed towards the ceiling as pyros shoot up from the floor. He then makes his way to the ring pointing at and greeting fans. As he gets halfway down the ramp, he runs and slides into the ring. He runs over and jumps on a middle turnbuckle corner and again gets the crowd behind him.
Steve White: As the new guy in the company you have to wonder how Tyler has prepared himself for this match against a pro like Frank. One must believe that this kid is a little wet behind the ears. How can you say that this guy has a chance against a full grown competitor in Frank when you have never even heard of this kid? It's just like the match Heather Helmsley is going to be in later tonight. You have to wonder if these kids are ready to fight the professionals.
Patricia Downs:Introducing the opponent of Tyler Gates. He comes in tonight as a man who is by far the fan favorite between these two. The veteran of the contest he comes in with much experience inside this company. He comes in tonight from his hometown of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He comes in weighing in at two hundred and eighty five pounds. He comes in standing at a incredible height of six feet and six inches. He is the man we know as the executioner. HE IS FRANK FINNNNNEEEEEEELLLLIIII!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for the bell.
Chuck Thompson: I still am going to place all my money on the veteran here tonight. Simply because his a veteran. I don't expect a kid to come in and beat a ring vet in his first week. This guy isn't a joke like some of our roster like in the first contest that Brandy Allen was victorious in. This is the real deal. Frank has been here before and this kid hasn't. I just think that is to big of a advantage for the guy to make up for.
The two men look at one another as the young announcer is taken outside of the ring. Tyler goes toward the man known as Frank to shake his hand and the older man looks up at him with a eyebrow raise. He takes his hand and shakes it. Tyler turns and goes to walk away from Frank but Frank pulls him back into a huge clothesline. This flips Tyler inside out and Tyler lands harshly on the mat! Tyler tries to lift himself up as the ref is trying to get a hold of Frank who stomps on Tyler's hand and then on his head! Tyler rolls out of the way as the ref pulls Frank into the opposite corner as the match has not even started yet. Frank runs his hands across the top of his head.
Steve White: WHOA! WHOA! What a cheap shot right there by Frank! That may have just knocked Tyler for a complete loop! I have never seen Frank as quick on the attack as he has been in the past couple of weeks! That could have just started the end of this contest and the bell hasn't even rang yet!
DING DING DING!
Frank comes across the ring as Tyler is lifting himself up using the ropes and lands a solid blow to the gut with a kick. Another! A forearm across Tyler's jaw causes Tyler's eyes to roll into the back of his head. Frank pulls him out and tosses him half way across the ring with a loud thud! Tyler yells out and Frank gets on top of him landing shots across the head of Tyler with the ref quickly aiming to pull him off! After succeeding in doing so the man known as Tyler is trying to lift himself up. Frank runs at him for a boot and catches a nice lariat after Tyler ducks under him! Another one! Tyler starts landing blows across Frank's head as the fans start going wild for the youngster!
Chuck Thompson: Frank may have just gotten a can opened all over his face Steve! This match just turned around on him quicker then white on rice! Tyler is landing huge shots and Frank can't cover himself up against all that he is throwing! It's fucking impossible to pull this shit off without some sort of prior experience! He came back from a nice cheap shot in only a matter of a few moments. How do you do that in such a fast fashion like this one!?
Tyler begins landing kicks to the gut of Frank. He pulls Frank out of the corner and he Irish whips him..counter! Frank pulls his opponent back into a huge hook across the face that knocks Tyler on his back! Frank lands a nice kick across the face! Tyler tries to roll to his feet but as soon as he does so Frank lands a boot across his nose! Tyler stumbles back into the corner and he gets nailed with a clothesline! Frank pulls him into a power slam and the fans let out loud boos! Frank taunts to them as he is laughing at their dislike for him. Frank tilts his head at Tyler as he is getting up. Frank lands a very nice clothesline that sends him out onto the apron. Frank backs up as he is is motioning for a spear.
Steve White: WAIT A MINUTE! DON'T DO IT FOR GOD'S SAKE. Frank could seriously injure this kid if he does what I'm thinking his gonna try to do Chuck! The ref needs to stop him right now before he injures this kid in front of this English crowd! We don't need a fucking lawsuit!
Frank charges at Tyler and in the last moment it seems that Tyler doesn't get hit with the spear! Instead he catches Frank by his head and drops it down across the apron with a DDT! The fans go crazy as Tyler is on the outside holding his back. The ref is checking on Frank as Tyler is slowly climbing onto the top rope. Taunting to the fans with a big smile crossing his face. The rookie seems to finally have a upper hand over the pro in this contest!
Chuck Thompson: Whoa! Tyler may have just sealed the deal here against Frank Steve! I have never seen anybody connect with a shot like that on Frank! He may be out cold here! I just hope his alright! Lord only knows how much damage that could have done! Is the game plan to try and get out of the ring if your Frank? I just can't wrap my head around what he can do to come back from that DDT! It was way to vicious Chuck! I don't know what he can do!
Tyler points into the air and he lands a diving elbow drop which catches the attention of the fans. Tyler doesn't go for the pin as Frank begins lifting himself off his back. Tyler quickly climbs back up the ropes as he waits for Frank to turn around. Lifting his hands into the air as Frank turns around. He dives off for a crossbody! NO! HE GETS CAUGHT BY FRANK INTO A SPINEBUSTER THAT SHAKES THE ENTIRE RING SIDE! The ref jumps up from the impact and Frank hooks a leg as the ref drops down for the pin attempt.
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NO! Tyler smoothly pushes the shoulder up!
Chuck Thompson: Amazing resiliency shown by the newcomer here tonight! Tyler may have just shown the entire company that he is more then just the new guy. I have never seen a kid come in and kick out of something like that in his very first match. What do you think Steve? The kid seems to have some heart doesn't he? I don't know many wrestler's who could kick out of a mid air catch like that one do you?
Frank wraps his hands in Tyler's hair and as he lifts Tyler up we see Tyler is a little limp. Frank wraps his arms around Tyler's arms and he pushes forward for the Finelli Fatality but Tyler is able to hang onto the ropes to avoid being dropped onto his face! Tyler is able to catch him on his way back to his feet with the Gate's Suplex! Frank's right arm wrapping around the back of his head as Tyler is also on his back for multiple moments. Frank begins to lift himself up while trying to shake off the damage done to his back. Tyler on the other hand is getting up holding his back. Tyler connects with a very nice jumping clothesline! Tyler lands on his feet and he slowly leans back against the ropes as he is motioning to the fans for the finish. Frank slowly lifts himself back up and Tyler comes running at him and jumps up to connect with another one of his clotheslines. This time he isn't as lucky as Frank lifts up his boot and turns him inside out once again! Tyler rolls to the outside holding his head in sure pain.
Steve White: It seems like every single time that Tyler starts landing offense that Tyler is pushed off like a fly. Frank just keeps landing one huge shot that sends him reeling out of the momentum that he has gained. He just can't seem to find any possible way to keep Frank down long enough to land any big moves of his own that can keep Frank down long enough for a three.
Tyler is slowly lifting himself up on the apron when he gets pulled over it and onto his back in the ring by Frank! Frank starts landing kicks across Tyler's head which quickly is responded to with chagrin by the ref who pushes him into the ropes. Frank shrugs at the ref and he pushes him out of his way. Tyler lands a nice uppercut and Frank falls into the ropes and Frank stumbles straight into a dropkick to his face!! Tyler drops onto his back and begins lifting himself back up as his opponent Frank is lifting himself out of the corner and this gets him hit with a boot across his face! Frank stumbles back into the corner and Tyler jumps up onto the top rope landing blows across Frank's head! Frank lifts him up over his head! Dropping him down across the top turnbuckle!
Chuck Thompson: Whoa what a move by Frank! This is what I mean by a veteran having such a advantage in a contest like this Steve! I have never seen a man get lifted up like that and drop on his nose quite like that. We will have to see just how much Tyler can do to come back from that one. I am not so sure he can do it!
Frank is holding onto his head as he lifts himself off the mat as Tyler starts to slowly move out of the corner. Tyler ducks under a boot thrown by Frank! Frank gets caught with a kick across the side of his head by Tyler that sends him stumbling into the corner. He comes flying at him for a clothesline and Frank moves out of the way! For the second time in the contest Tyler is the one who eats the turnbuckle! Frank stumbles into the hold on his arms. Finelli Fatality! The boos fill the arena! Frank pulls Tyler into a double leg hook!
Steve White: That is gonna be the nail in the coffin for this contest! Tyler was a great opponent for this veteran in his first match in the company. There is simply no way the guy can kick out of this after all the other crap his gone through. It's simply the end of this match to me. I don't see any other way to describe what we've just seen. It's game over and the fans saw a good match tonight.
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NO! NO! Frank's eyes go wide as the man named Tyler Gate's kicks out of the Finelli Fatality! Frank hits the mat and screams out loud with his eyes wide. He slowly picks himself up as he stalks after Tyler who is yet to even start moving so far!
Chuck Thompson: WHOA! What a showing of resiliency! I wasn't expecting it to say the least! I have to admit the kid has some heart if he doesn't have anything else! Someone needs to check this kid for a concussion after this contest. He is over doing this with the kicking out.
Frank slowly wraps his hands in Tyler's hair. Pulling him up and wrapping his hands around the arms. Frank calls for the end and suddenly Tyler is able to roll through the hold sending him head first into the ring post! Frank slowly bounces back from this as his eyes roll into the back of his head and he is nailed with a Down to Earth! The fans go nuts and Tyler is on top of Frank with a leg hook!
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Chuck Thompson: Well I guess I have bit my own tongue. The kid not only shows heart, but he also was able to push Frank in a matter of a minute to were Frank was barley able to kick out! How does some new guy pull this off in his first match?
Frank slowly picks himself back up but he is countered as he goes for a spine buster! A knee across his nose is able to cause him to drop Tyler who hits the second Down to Earth! Only moments after the first one!
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Steve White: WAIT! WAIT! WHAT? Frank lost to Tyler? Frank Finelli has lost to Tyler Gates? The new guy just pulled off the upset over a man who was in a title shot position against Black Man only a month ago? WHAT AM I WATCHING?
Tyler Gate's is celebrating off the top rope as the fans are cheering for the new comer. In his very first match he had pulled off one of the best victories any rookie could ask for.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner by pin fall..TYLER GATES!
As "Scraped" plays on the PA the form of Tyler Gates is seen going up the ramp clapping the hands of a few fans as he is grinning from ear to ear. The scene cuts to break as he is taunting to the fans on top of the ramp.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: This following Tag Tean match is scheduled for one fall!
The lights go out making the Arena pitch Black. then a red light floods the arena as smoke fills the arena. a Gong echoes and then "Undead" by Hollywood Undead blares the PA. 2D comes out holding hands with Alina Bullard followed by Rockin' Lunatic and Ashley Bullard. They all come down the ramp giving fans high 5's and once they get to the ring…
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Featuring 2Dope and Rockin Lunatic, The Undead Army!
They make their way into the ring and walk around the ropes pointing and pumping up the crowd as they cheer.
The crowd dies back down as The lights go green as Hang Yourself hits the PA system. Out walks Sheamus. Shemus raises his arms as fire explodes out each side of him. All of a sudden, raven is lowered to the ground with a rope wrapped around his neck before they walk to the ring. Raven taking the rope off his neck slowly as they walk down the ramp..
Patricia Downs: Their opponents…Sheamus Moses and North American Champion Raven Trueblood,making up The Insidious Souls!
Sheamus makes his way under the ropes as Raven looks at him a little irriatedly as Sheamus shows a little cowardness. Raven then focusing on 2dope who has decided to stay in the ring.
DING DING DING!
Raven charges at 2dope, spearing him into the turnbuckle. 2Dopes head falls back accidently hitting the turnbuckle. Raven clibs the second rope and starts hammering his first into 2Dope. Rockin runs to the left corner on their side and closelines Raven over the rope and 2Dope falls face forward into the mat.
Chuck Thompson: Powerful closeline by Rockin!
Steve White: He had to do something. Raven is balls out tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Looks like we might have a scuffle out of the ring!
Sheamus comes down from corner and helps Raven up to the ground. Rockin tho has leaped up onto the top turnbuckle and connects a twisted moonsault sending Sheamus and Raven to the mat. 2Dope holds his head and rolls around in pain as his head bleeds from smacking the turnbuckle but the ref doesn’t notice as he tries to get Raven back in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: I think 2 Dope might really be hurt in there!
Steve White: Don’t be a faggot, Chuck. That’s why they are in the ring. To hurt each other.
Sheamus and Raven begin to over turn the odds with Rocking Lunatic as they double team him out of the ring as the ref begins to sound the disqualify count.
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Rockin is slugging his first at the two men as we watch a true brawl outside the ring, usually only seen in sports like hockey. Sheamus points to the ring before Raven nods and slides in. The ref tries to get Sheamus and Rockin in their corners, still not noticing that 2 Dope split his head open in a accident. Raven pulls him up by his hair and sends him back down with a closeline. Raven bounces on the mat and rases his arms and roars as the crowd yells and screams.
Chuck Thompson:We need to get 2 Dope out of there!
Steve White: Raven looking to pull off big move here..
Raven leans back down grabing 2 Dope as Sheamus and Rocking are still going at it. Rockin starts to counter Sheamus and take the upper hand, not knowing his partner is half unconscious in the ring. The crowd cheers louder as Raven pumps up the crowd causing the ref to focus on the competitors in the ring.
Chuck Thompson: It’s about fucking time!
Steve White: Do it Raven!
Chuck Thompson: For God Sake!
Raven delivers Night Screams! 2 Dopes head goes flying back, instantly knocking him out cold as Raven slides in for the count! Rockin' looks over to see his partner knocked out and tries to climb into the ring but Sheamus grabs his foot.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner by pinfall, Raven Trueblood and Sheamus Moses, The Insidious Souls!
Raven and Sheamus begin to celebrate. Shemus is holding his stomach a little as he had started taking quite a beating by Rockin out of the ring. Rockin' is by his team mates side as he is laid out cold. The ref squats down beside 2 Dope and notices the blood from behind his head. The ref starts to signal for the paramedics as a couple of doctors come running down from backstage.The Insidious Souls taunt them from the ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring and a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match set for one fall!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Denver, Colorado, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall and weighing in at 250 pounds, Sujir Thorn!
The lights begin flickering, and a cloud of steam precludes the arrival of the Arbiter. He steps out onto the stage and stands there for a moment, surveying the crowd through his mask. He then makes his way down to the ring, ascending the steel steps and entering through the ring ropes. Walking a slow circle around the inside of the ring, he turns to stare at his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Unknown, standing at 6 feet and 5 inches tall and weighing in at 247 pounds, he is The Arbiter!
Steve White: Oh man! This is going to be a great match, i can feel it!
DING DING DING!
The match starts off with both men not moving at all, just staring across the ring at each other. They both begin circling the ring at the same time, keeping eye contact the whole time. Finally, Arbiter makes the first moves and tackles Sujir Thorn down to the ring mat. Sujir fights it, but Arbiter begins raining fists down onto the face and head of Sujir. Arbiter then quickly locks an armbar in on Sujir, but Sujir rolls over onto his side, gets up onto his knees, then up onto his feet. He picks up Arbiter and slams him on his head back on the ring mat! He then jumps on Arbiter and begins kneeing him in the top of the head. He rolls him over and quickly goes for a pin. 1...2...kickout! Arbiter rolls Sujir over and then jumps up to his feet and Sujir is quick to follow as the fans cheer.
Steve White: Very good match so far. These two men definitely know what they are doing in there.
Chuck Thompson: Both men really need a win tonight too. They have huge matches coming up in a few weeks at Sudden Death and they want momentum going into those matches i'm sure.
Arbiter arm drags Sujir down to the ring mat and then stomps him a few times before Sujir rolls out of the ring and out of harms way. Arbiter then grabs the top rope and when Sujir turns around on the outside of the ring to face him, Arbiter launches himself up and over the top rope and hits a cross body on Sujir! The fans cheer again as Arbiter just back up to his feet. Sujir climbs back up to his feet and Arbiter runs full speed at him and spears him! Sujir falls backwards and smacks his head off of the steel ring steps, temporarily knocking him out cold. Arbiter attempts to pick up Sujir's limp body, but the referee jumps out of the ring to check on Sujir first and stops Arbiter from picking him up. Arbiter rolls back into the ring and gets the crowd pumped up again as the referee checks on Sujir.
Steve White: Sujir definitely took a bump there. Can he continue?
Chuck Thompson: I wouldn't say CAN he. I would say WILL he. We know from past matches that Sujir Thorn can take some serious punishment. I don't think a bump on the head will stop him in this match either.
Sujir comes to and tells the referee he can continue the match. The referee slides back into the ring and waits a few short moments before starting to count Sujir out. 1...2...3...4...Sujir is getting up and certainly looks like he can make it back into the ring, but instead Arbiter goes out of the ring after him, breaking the count. He grabs Sujir by the head and smacks his face off of the ring mat. He then rolls Sujir partly into the ring so that his head is hanging off of the ring apron. He elbows Sujir multiple times in the face before letting him roll fully back into the ring. Arbiter follows and goes for a pin. 1...2...kickout! Sujir gets a shoulder up and holds the back of his head, obviously still feeling the pain from the steel ring steps.
Chuck Thompson: I told you. Sujir isn't some low card jobber. He can take a beating.
Steve White: I never doubted the heart and ability of Sujir. He is making this a good match.
Arbiter shows off a little bit and picks up Sujir, but Sujir hits him in the gut a few times with some good right hands and then gets him right in the chin with an uppercut. Arbiter stumbles backwards into the ring ropes and Sujir gets up. Arbiter runs at him and Sujir catches him and powerslams him! Sujir then jumps up to his feet, feeling the momentum swing his way. Arbiter gets up and runs at him again and Sujir backdrops him up over his head! Arbiter hurries back to his feet and Sujir is right on him, pushing him into the corner of the ring and raining elbows and fists down on him. Arbiter falls down into the corner and Sujir begins choking Arbiter with his foot right on his neck. The referee counts to 4 before sujir lets go of the choke, then does it again.
Chuck Thompson: Come on ref! Get him off!
Steve White: While i do agree with you, Sujir isn't doing anything illegal here. He is breaking the choke at the count of four. He isn't being disqualified.
Again the referee counts to four and again Sujir lets go of the choke, this time for good. He picks up Arbiter and hits a snap suplex on him near the center of the ring. Sujir then climbs up to the top rope and taunts the crowd a little bit, giving Arbiter a little bit of time to recover. Sujir then jumps off of the top rope, going for an elbow drop, but Arbiter rolls out of the way just in time! Sujir crashes down to the ring mat and Arbiter uses the ring ropes to climb back up to his feet. Sujir does the same thing and Arbiter comes up behind him and hits a belly to back suplex on him. Sujir stumbles back up to his feet where Arbiter then hits him with a Black 13! He then pins him! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, The Arbiter!
Arbiter climbs up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee, but quickly pulls it away and raises it himself.
Steve White: This guy sure can wrestle. Will we ever find out who he is?!
Chuck Thompson: How do you know we would even know him if we did find out? He could be a new guy, never in EHWF before.
Steve White: I don't know. Maybe.
Arbiter shows off inside of the ring as Sujir rolls out of it. The scene then fades out to a commercial break with Arbiter still celebrating his victory.
We come back from break to see that the commentators are both walking back to the table with water bottles. Having used the break to get beverages. They are setting up for multiple moments until Patricia Downs starts going up the steps to the ring in which we hear the microphones activate in the commentator's headset.
Steve White: Well the next match is what most people would call the defining moment for the diva division. For the first time Madison and Pandora will meet in this very ring. When they do so there will be no doubt in the matter that whichever beats the other here will be known as the most dominate woman currently in our company. This being without a shadow of doubt in the minds of any fans out here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: This contest will be a very interesting one to say the least as it's the first time we can say Pandora is the under dog of the contest. Madison is a legend in the company and doesn't have any wish in relinquishing her dominance to the girl we know as Pandora. Neither wants to lose to the other and I have to admit that it will not be a easy contest for either of them to win. The question is if they will be the ones to actually lose in the match. As there partners could decide the contest for them.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tag team match. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first she hails from Hartford, Connecticut. She comes in tonight standing at the height of five feet and seven inches. She weighs in at one hundred and sixty five pounds. She is the one and only Heather..Helmsley!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up , with thumbs out, she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Steve White: As the new girl you have to believe that Heather has a lot to prove in this contest. Munin and Pandora both believe she is the easier prey in this contest and she may very bell. Heather is coming in against two of the toughest divas in the business. We have had a night of new comers coming in and having quite good showings.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her partner in this contest. She comes from the city of Boston Massachusetts. She comes in tonight weighing in at one hundred pounds. She comes in standing at five feet and five inches. She is the undefeated legend of EHWF. She is the one the men know as Maddie Murdock!!!!
The crowd goes wild when "Maneater" starts to play over the intercom, and she makes her way on top of the ramp, as the fans cheer for the Diva of the Years return! She smiles as she stands on top of the ramp, looking out into the crowd. She then begins to make her way down the ramp, waving to tall the thousands of people in attendance.
Chuck Thompson: A very fine woman to say the least. Thing is one has to wonder just how much these two plan on making a example out of the opponents they have tonight. No matter what we know they don't intend on this being a easy contest. I'm hoping that it'll be a fun match to watch!
Patricia Downs: Introducing one of their opponents! Representing the Devil's Rejects! She comes in tonight weighing in at one hundred and twenty pounds. She hails from Hachiooji, Japan. She stands at the height of five feet and three inches.She is the one we all know as MUUUUUUUNNNIIIN!
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along.
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremely bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature Cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is eerie, unearthly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder ashedoes so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
"Let us entertain you."
Steve White: I have to admit that Munin has such a way about her that she sends chills down the spines of every person she gets in the ring with. If she isn't trying to kill you she is trying to somehow permanently scar you anyway. It's quite sick how people in this company get away with acts they would never even think of doing in the world if they were not famous wrestlers.
Patricia Downs: Introducing Munin's tag team partner! She hails from the unknown. She is at the height of five feet and fie inches with a weight of a mere one hundred and dive pounds. She is the dominant woman of the Devils Rejects team. She is the one known as Pandora!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titanration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays it's soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to it's bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
Chuck Thompson: Now comes in the only really dominant character in the diva's division. She is just like her partner but she is so much better at it. I don't know how she pulls all of this crap off in the ring. It's like she just aims to do the most demonic shit she can think of into action in her matches and it just works for her. It's beyond the set of being creepy.
The eyes of Pandora hold the eyes of her partner as Munin steps outside of the ring. Maddie steps out of the ring leaving Heather in the ring with Pandora. The bell rings.
DING DING DING!
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Happy New Years ladies and gentlemen! This is the first Mayhem of the new year and i can not wait to get this year started with a bang!
Chuck Thompson: A very good card for the first one of 2013 and i know this year is going to bring great things to the EHWF world. Hell, just a few days ago EHWF renewed its contract with Versus to continue to be shown on TV for another year! So we all know this place isn't going anywhere but up.
Steve White: Many memorable moments were made in 2012 and i'm sure we'll have even more in 2013. Starting with tonight. Our main event is going to be Sah'ta Thor versus Drake Coleman. One match that everyone is looking forward to. After Thor didn't show up for the tag team match last week because he was arrested for getting in a bar fight, Drake Coleman, who was one of his opponents in the tag match, was very critical of his decision to get involved in a bar fight so close to the show. Tonight, they get to settle their issues like it should be done, inside the ring.
Chuck Thompson: And our co-main event will be amazing as well. Divas will be one of the spotlights of the night as Pandora and Munin take on the team of Madison Murdock and EHWF newcomer, Heather Helmsley. Heather may be new, but obivously she is a great wrestler or else she would not be in the co-main event in her very first match. Madison is reigning diva of the year for 2012 so that speaks for itself. Pandora and Munin have both looked great so far in their EHWF careers. Anything can happen in this match! And no doubt, all of these divas would love to pick up a win tonight.
Steve White: And The Arbiter versus Sujir Thorn! Arbiter just lost his first match since showing up in EHWF last week, but i don't know how many people actually consider it a loss. He never got pinned or tapped out. He was choked out because he refused to tap to Drake Coleman after their tag match turned into a singles match. No doubt Arbiter has heart. I would have tapped for sure.
Chuck Thompson: Ya well that is why you are a commentator and not a wrestler. You're a pussy. It's ok though.
Steve White: Fuck yourself, Chuck. Let's get the show going.
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand ready to call the first match of the evening.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is an over the rope battle royal!
The lights dim as Beer and Gasoline blasts throught out the arena. Finally pink and blue light flood the darkness leading the a stage area. Brandy steps out into the lights as fans give her a mixture of boos and cheers. She energetically makes her way to the ring as she smiles to the fans.
Patricia Downs: First, making her way down to the ring, all the way from Lexington, Kentucky, Brandy Allen!
She slides in under the bottom rope as the arena lights come back on.
Walk by pantera rings through the speaker systems, a slow cocky walk is seen as Insane Compatabilty emerges from the backstage. He stops and looks at his opponent standing in the ring. Pyrotechnics are seen sparking from the ramp as a slow paced walk is made down it. Insane compatibility stops at end of the ramp once again staring his opponent down.
Patrica Downs: And making his way to the ring, all the way from Estacada Oregon, he is Insane Compatabilty!
Insane dives into the ring circles his opponent and then proceeds to raise his arms in victorious fashion to the crowd on the side of each turnbuckle. He then goes to his chosen side of the ring and awaits the starting bell.
Suddenly "Saint" by Marilyn Manson start to play, and Kyle the Hitch makes his way on top of the ramp.
Patricia Downs: And all the way from Denver Colorado, Kyle the Hitch!
He slides into the ring, going to an opposite corner than Insane and Brandy.
Smoke starts to fill the EHWF entrance ramp as "Comign In Hot" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the sound system. The fans start to chant and cheer as Krayzie Death can be seen at the top of the smoke filled entrance ramp. He looks around the arena and then begins his way down the ramp. Fans reaching out to grab and touch him Krayzie makes it down to the bottom of the ramp and stops.
Patrica Downs: And making his way down at this time from Hollywood, California, he is Krazie Death!
Looking around the arena Krayzie walks over to the steel steps and gets into the ring as his theme song slowly fades.
The guitar solo from Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down begins to play over the pa system. As the group begins to sing Justice Orton walks out onto the top of the ramp looking around at the fans pointing her finger to a few of them at a time before running down the ramp towards the ring.
Patricia Downs: And making her way down to the ramp, from St Louis Missouri, Justice Orton!
Once at the ring she begins to slide under the bottom rope and goes to each corner standing up on the turnbuckle to pose for the fans to take pictures. Justice then hops down off the last turnbuckle turning to face the ramp and awaits her opponent.
The arena goes dark. The word Nightmare flashes across the screen as "Fatal" by The RZA begins to play. Red lights begin to flash and as the music starts to get heavier you see a very large figure begin to emerge from underneath the stage. The arena is now filled with blood red light as Gabriel stands at the top of the stage. He raises his right arm several bolts of lighting strike the stage behind him.
He slowly begins his ascent from the stage to the ring making sure to take his time entering the ring as he stares his opponent down.
Patricia Downs: And from Pine Ridge South Dakota, he is Gabriel Creed!
He climbs up on the apron and then over the ropes never breaking eye contact with his opponent. He lets out a menacing and bellow roar as he raises his fist in the air bolts of lighting hitting each ring post.
The six competitors stare at each other, as they await the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Gabriel Creed vs. Justice Orton vs. Krayzie Death vs. Kyle the Hitch vs. Brandy Allen vs. Insane Compatability
The bell sounds as all six wrestlers begin to circle one another. They suddenly all crash into each other in the center of the ring. Everyone, that is, except Insane Capatibilty.
Steve White: Look at that idiot. Hiding in the corner like a coward.
The group continues to fight it out as Allen hits a neck breaker on Insane. Hitch clotheslines Creed as Allen hammers away at Justice in the corner. Allen whips Insane into the corner where Capatibilty is standing, forcing him to duck out and run into the other.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like Capatibilty wants nothing to do with any of these guys!
All of a sudden, Capatibilty rushes into the mob and bounces off Allen, Allen, and Hitch with a pump handle. Unfazed, all three men turn to Capatibilty and stare at him as the crowd erupts.
Chuck Thompson: Uh oh! Looks like Capatibilty is about to..
Steve White: Get the piss knocked out of him!
Allen motions to the rest of the wrestlers who all stop dead in their tracks. Capatibilty's eyes widen as he tries to run, but to no avail. Hitch catches him by the arm and decks him with a clothesline. The entire mob leaps on him and begins pounding away.
Steve White: Holy Hell! They just ganged up on Insane Capatibilty!
Chuck Thompson: I've never seen this before in all my years in wrestling. Every single person in that ring just stopped what they were doing and ganged up on one guy.
Steve White: Any wonder why? Hell, even I wanted to get in there and beat the living hell out of this kid.
Hitch pulls the battered Capatibilty to his feet and tosses him into the corner. Everyone else in the ring steps to the side, clearing out the center.
Chuck Thompson: What are they doing?
Krayzie Death steps forward and tugs at his tights. He walks over to the corner and pushes Insane into a sitting position. He then pulls down his tights and....
Steve White: Oh the ref interrupts!
The crowd erupts! The rest of the group pull Capatibilty to his feet and together, tosses him over the top rope. Capatibilty crashes hard on the floor.
Patricia Downs: Insane Capatabilty has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: And so we have our first elimination of the night...
Steve White: Well I'm glad that's over. Maybe now we can get on with the real match...
Back on the inside, the remaining 5 wrestlers crash back into one another. Allen gets nailed with a back elbow by Hitch. Meanwhile, Krazie and Gabriel begin double teaming the others. They sneak up behind Hitch and spin him around. They hook him and flip him overhead with a double suplex. Both men spring back up and lunge at Allen with a double clothesline.
Chuck Thompson: Look at that. Great teamwork by Krazie and Gabriel!
Steve White: Oh c'mon now. Even you could get in there and mix it up if you glued yourself to my hip.
Chuck Thompson: It's just smart wrestling. Why fight alone when you have a partner in the ring with you?
Steve White: Or, why fight alone when you'd get your ass kicked, you mean.
Creed and Allen together perform a double DDT to Justice Orton. Unfinished with her, they pick her up and whip her into the corner. Justice puts up a small blocking attempt before being overpowered by the duo. They wail away at her with a series of right and left hands, before finally tucking her under and hitting a double downward spiral!
Steve White: Those two are really getting on my nerves...
Chuck Thompson: I told you, its a great strategy!
Steve White: C'mon, Thompson....Look at Creed! He's hanging off Allen like his left nut!
Chuck Thompson: ....
Together once again, Creed and Allen hoist Justice up into the air and literally toss her over the top rope and onto the mat outside.
Patricia Downs: Justice Orton has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Ouch, the other youngster having a very disappointing first showing in EHWF.
Steve White: Stick a fork in that girl too, her days in EHWF are just about done.
Gabriel and Brandy high five one another, and hang over the ropes, taunting and laughing at Justice.
Chuck Thompson: Hey, they better be...look OUT!
Kyle the Hitch rushes over and performs a clothesline, Gabriel up and over the top rope and onto the floor.
Patricia Downs: Gabriel has been eliminated!
Hitch mocks Gabriel as he was taunting Justice a few moments ago. On the far side of the ring, Brandy hits Krayzie Death with a back elbow and forces him up against the ropes.
Chuck Thompson: Uh oh, Krayzie Death could be in trouble here. The rookie, Brandy Allen, is about to eliminate him!
Krayzie's feet leave the ground and he is flipped backwards over the top rope.
Chuck Thompson: Krayzie Death is elimin--NO!
Steve White: He hangs on!
Using the top rope, he just barely manages to keep his feet from touching the floor. Brandy , thinking Krayzie Deathis gone, turns his back as Krayzie Death slides back inside.
Hitch and Brandy now begin to exchange blows back and forth in the far corner. Brandy hits a rising knee to the gut of Hitch, forcing him to double over in pain. Brandy bounces off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker, laying Hitch out. Meanwhile, Krayzie, growing more confident, dives at Allen's knee with a shoulder block. Allen falls on the attacked knee, as Krayzie now hits a dropkick to knock him onto the mat.
Chuck Thompson: Holy hell! Krayzie actually took Brandy down.
Krazyie raises his arms in celebration as he slowly backs up to where Hitch standing. As he backs into him, his eyes widen. Krayzie turns around only to be decked with a stiff right hand from Brandy. Brandy takes him by the back of the neck and tosses him over the top ropes and onto the floor below.
Patricia Downs: Krayzie Death has been eliminated!
Chuck Thompson: Ouch, eliminated by a country flying hog!
Steve White: Call it a flying hog if you want, but it doesn't change the fact that Krayzie is gone, and we are looking at our final two.
Chuck Thompson: Whatever White. But you're right, one of these will win this battle royal!
Allen hits a right hand but seems not to phase Hitch. Hitch comes back with a right hand of his own, which also seems not to effect Allen. Both competitors trade blows for several seconds as neither is willing to lose the exchange. Finally, Allen gains the upperhand with a swift kick to the midsection.
Chuck Thompson: And now the real match is about to get underway!
Steve White: Didn't you say that a minute ago?
Allen then plants Hitch a straightaway DDT. Feeling his moment is about to come, Allen waits for Hitch rise to his feet. As he does, she attempts to whip Hitch into the far ropes. Anticipating that Brandy will be heading in his direction, Hitch suddenly jumps up on the apron and pulls down on the ropes. Brandy, however, manages to reverse the Irish whip and instead send Hitch to flip down over the ropes and spill onto the floor below. The bell sounds.
Chuck Thompson: Oh my God! Brandy Allen has won the match!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Brandy Allen!
Brandy's theme song begins to play over the PA system as she celebrates her victory in the ring, not even letting the referee raise her hand. She shows off on the turnbuckle then jumps down and continues to celebrate as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentleman, the following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing 203 pounds, Chance Davis!
"Glory" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the p.a system of the EHWF. The fans are all standing on there feet. Out to the top of the stage stands the greatest man alive stands on the stage. Chance Davis walks down the ramp slapping the fans hands and letting the fans slap him on the back. He walks up the steps and then gets onto the apron. He jumps over the ropes and stands in the ring ready for a fight.
Chuck Thompson: Last week Chance was beat by Rockin' Lunatic. Let's see if he can turn his luck around this week.
Steve White: For his sake.
"Wretches and Kings" by Linkin Park begins to play over the sound system.
Patricia Downs: Introducing second, from Sydney, Austrailia... "The Enigmatic Creature" Ray Austin!
Ray Austin makes his entrance and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring to try and get a jump on Chance Davis.
Chuck Thompson: Well it looks like these two are fired up already.
Steve White: He didn't even wait for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Chance Davis vs. Ray Austin
Ray runs at Chance delivering a shoulder block sending Chance to the mat. Chance pops back up and Ray begins running at him again, and again another shoulder block sending his opponent to the mat. Chance pops up and Ray tried for a third but Chance counters with a backflip this time sending Ray to the mat.
Chuck Thompson: That was a nice reversal, to stop the attacks from Ray.
Chance doesn't allow Ray the time to get up before he runs and bounces of the ropes and gives a elbow drop. He then mounts Ray and beings a series of punches. Chance picks Ray up and whips him to a corner turnbuckle and runs towards him. Chance jumps and lands on mid-turnbuckle and begins punching Ray. Ray fights Chance off and pushes him away sending him to the middle of the ring. Ray tries to climb the turnbuckle but Chance is already over there, and fights his way up the turnbuckle too.
Chuck Thompson: Now both men are up on the top turnbuckle, not sure why Ray gave Chance that chance.
Steve White: Yeah, Chance wasn't even down before he started climbing.
Both men exchance a few punches, before Chance gets the upper hand. He locks Ray by the head and hits him with a suplex from the top rope. Both men are now on the ground, but Chance is able to get up and try for a pin.
Chuck Thompson: And now Chance has the opportunity to pull off a win here.
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Both men are both slow to get to their feet but waste no time getting back into it. Again Chance gets the upper hand and whips Ray towards the turnbuckle. He tries for a clothesline but Ray ducks and bounces off the ropes and lands a leaping forearm.
Chuck Thompson: Ray Austin with a counter followed by a nice forearm smash.
Steve White: Chance wasn't expecting that now was he.
Ray picks up Chance and hits him with a ddt. While Chance is laying on the mat Ray again climbs the turnbuckle.
Chuck Thompson: Ray heading to the top again.
Steve White: This time Chance is actually down.
Ray dives off the top turnbuckle and Chance is able to lift his knees. Ray hits hard and both men are both on the mat. The referee begins counting both men down. 1...2...3...4...5... Both men slowly begin moving. 6...7... Both men are slowly using the ropes to climb back up to their feet. 8...9... Chance gets up and turns around and Ray runs at him and clothelines him over the top rope and goes out with him! Both men lay on the floor and this time they don't look like they can get up. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7... Both men are trying to get to their feet, but can't seem to do it! 8...9...10!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: This match has been declared a double count out!
The fans heavily boo at this as Chance and Ray Austin slowly climb to their feet and exit the arena as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from break to see Steve White and Chuck Thompson providing a bit of help to the announcer Patricia Downs as she comes up the ring steps. They both seem to be very happy to be here tonight as they make their ways back to the announce table. They both are very lively as they clap the hands of a few of the very kind fans on the first row. As they sit down Patricia Downs lifts the microphone to her mouth and the fans go quiet.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen we are approaching our next contest of the night! The following match is a single fall contest!
Steve White: Well Chuck this isn't one of our favorite matches tonight by any means. However, we have a second new comer making their debut in this contest and he will be fighting a man who had a shot at Black Man's Mayhem World Championship at our last pay per view. One can only believe that Tyler Gates could make a great debut if he can pull off the upset over Frank Finelli here tonight. It should be a good match to say the least!
Chuck Thompson: I wouldn't bet either way when it comes to this match myself, but I will say that I am hoping Frank pulls out the win here. He is fighting someone who is a new guy to this company. He was able to beat the North American Champion last week in a squashing fashion. If he can't follow up against this kid then what does he need to push him any further? A god damn title handed to him in the ring?
Patricia Downs: The first of the two wrestler's in this contest is a man who is out here tonight to prove he belongs in this company. He comes in tonight hailing from Denton Texas. He comes in weighing at two hundred and twenty four pounds. He comes in standing at six feet and a inch. He IS THE MAN KNWON AS TYLER GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES!
A silence is broken by a voice over as music begins to play, "Let me give you a little advice, there's a force in the universe that makes things happen. All you have to do is get in touch with them." The chorus of Scraped by Guns N' Roses begins to play as Tyler Gates makes his way out on the entrance ramp with his arms raised trying to get the crowd louder. He then throws his signature two middle fingers pointed towards the ceiling as pyros shoot up from the floor. He then makes his way to the ring pointing at and greeting fans. As he gets halfway down the ramp, he runs and slides into the ring. He runs over and jumps on a middle turnbuckle corner and again gets the crowd behind him.
Steve White: As the new guy in the company you have to wonder how Tyler has prepared himself for this match against a pro like Frank. One must believe that this kid is a little wet behind the ears. How can you say that this guy has a chance against a full grown competitor in Frank when you have never even heard of this kid? It's just like the match Heather Helmsley is going to be in later tonight. You have to wonder if these kids are ready to fight the professionals.
Patricia Downs:Introducing the opponent of Tyler Gates. He comes in tonight as a man who is by far the fan favorite between these two. The veteran of the contest he comes in with much experience inside this company. He comes in tonight from his hometown of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He comes in weighing in at two hundred and eighty five pounds. He comes in standing at a incredible height of six feet and six inches. He is the man we know as the executioner. HE IS FRANK FINNNNNEEEEEEELLLLIIII!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for the bell.
Chuck Thompson: I still am going to place all my money on the veteran here tonight. Simply because his a veteran. I don't expect a kid to come in and beat a ring vet in his first week. This guy isn't a joke like some of our roster like in the first contest that Brandy Allen was victorious in. This is the real deal. Frank has been here before and this kid hasn't. I just think that is to big of a advantage for the guy to make up for.
The two men look at one another as the young announcer is taken outside of the ring. Tyler goes toward the man known as Frank to shake his hand and the older man looks up at him with a eyebrow raise. He takes his hand and shakes it. Tyler turns and goes to walk away from Frank but Frank pulls him back into a huge clothesline. This flips Tyler inside out and Tyler lands harshly on the mat! Tyler tries to lift himself up as the ref is trying to get a hold of Frank who stomps on Tyler's hand and then on his head! Tyler rolls out of the way as the ref pulls Frank into the opposite corner as the match has not even started yet. Frank runs his hands across the top of his head.
Steve White: WHOA! WHOA! What a cheap shot right there by Frank! That may have just knocked Tyler for a complete loop! I have never seen Frank as quick on the attack as he has been in the past couple of weeks! That could have just started the end of this contest and the bell hasn't even rang yet!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Tyler Gates vs. Frank Finelli
Frank comes across the ring as Tyler is lifting himself up using the ropes and lands a solid blow to the gut with a kick. Another! A forearm across Tyler's jaw causes Tyler's eyes to roll into the back of his head. Frank pulls him out and tosses him half way across the ring with a loud thud! Tyler yells out and Frank gets on top of him landing shots across the head of Tyler with the ref quickly aiming to pull him off! After succeeding in doing so the man known as Tyler is trying to lift himself up. Frank runs at him for a boot and catches a nice lariat after Tyler ducks under him! Another one! Tyler starts landing blows across Frank's head as the fans start going wild for the youngster!
Chuck Thompson: Frank may have just gotten a can opened all over his face Steve! This match just turned around on him quicker then white on rice! Tyler is landing huge shots and Frank can't cover himself up against all that he is throwing! It's fucking impossible to pull this shit off without some sort of prior experience! He came back from a nice cheap shot in only a matter of a few moments. How do you do that in such a fast fashion like this one!?
Tyler begins landing kicks to the gut of Frank. He pulls Frank out of the corner and he Irish whips him..counter! Frank pulls his opponent back into a huge hook across the face that knocks Tyler on his back! Frank lands a nice kick across the face! Tyler tries to roll to his feet but as soon as he does so Frank lands a boot across his nose! Tyler stumbles back into the corner and he gets nailed with a clothesline! Frank pulls him into a power slam and the fans let out loud boos! Frank taunts to them as he is laughing at their dislike for him. Frank tilts his head at Tyler as he is getting up. Frank lands a very nice clothesline that sends him out onto the apron. Frank backs up as he is is motioning for a spear.
Steve White: WAIT A MINUTE! DON'T DO IT FOR GOD'S SAKE. Frank could seriously injure this kid if he does what I'm thinking his gonna try to do Chuck! The ref needs to stop him right now before he injures this kid in front of this English crowd! We don't need a fucking lawsuit!
Frank charges at Tyler and in the last moment it seems that Tyler doesn't get hit with the spear! Instead he catches Frank by his head and drops it down across the apron with a DDT! The fans go crazy as Tyler is on the outside holding his back. The ref is checking on Frank as Tyler is slowly climbing onto the top rope. Taunting to the fans with a big smile crossing his face. The rookie seems to finally have a upper hand over the pro in this contest!
Chuck Thompson: Whoa! Tyler may have just sealed the deal here against Frank Steve! I have never seen anybody connect with a shot like that on Frank! He may be out cold here! I just hope his alright! Lord only knows how much damage that could have done! Is the game plan to try and get out of the ring if your Frank? I just can't wrap my head around what he can do to come back from that DDT! It was way to vicious Chuck! I don't know what he can do!
Tyler points into the air and he lands a diving elbow drop which catches the attention of the fans. Tyler doesn't go for the pin as Frank begins lifting himself off his back. Tyler quickly climbs back up the ropes as he waits for Frank to turn around. Lifting his hands into the air as Frank turns around. He dives off for a crossbody! NO! HE GETS CAUGHT BY FRANK INTO A SPINEBUSTER THAT SHAKES THE ENTIRE RING SIDE! The ref jumps up from the impact and Frank hooks a leg as the ref drops down for the pin attempt.
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Chuck Thompson: Amazing resiliency shown by the newcomer here tonight! Tyler may have just shown the entire company that he is more then just the new guy. I have never seen a kid come in and kick out of something like that in his very first match. What do you think Steve? The kid seems to have some heart doesn't he? I don't know many wrestler's who could kick out of a mid air catch like that one do you?
Frank wraps his hands in Tyler's hair and as he lifts Tyler up we see Tyler is a little limp. Frank wraps his arms around Tyler's arms and he pushes forward for the Finelli Fatality but Tyler is able to hang onto the ropes to avoid being dropped onto his face! Tyler is able to catch him on his way back to his feet with the Gate's Suplex! Frank's right arm wrapping around the back of his head as Tyler is also on his back for multiple moments. Frank begins to lift himself up while trying to shake off the damage done to his back. Tyler on the other hand is getting up holding his back. Tyler connects with a very nice jumping clothesline! Tyler lands on his feet and he slowly leans back against the ropes as he is motioning to the fans for the finish. Frank slowly lifts himself back up and Tyler comes running at him and jumps up to connect with another one of his clotheslines. This time he isn't as lucky as Frank lifts up his boot and turns him inside out once again! Tyler rolls to the outside holding his head in sure pain.
Steve White: It seems like every single time that Tyler starts landing offense that Tyler is pushed off like a fly. Frank just keeps landing one huge shot that sends him reeling out of the momentum that he has gained. He just can't seem to find any possible way to keep Frank down long enough to land any big moves of his own that can keep Frank down long enough for a three.
Tyler is slowly lifting himself up on the apron when he gets pulled over it and onto his back in the ring by Frank! Frank starts landing kicks across Tyler's head which quickly is responded to with chagrin by the ref who pushes him into the ropes. Frank shrugs at the ref and he pushes him out of his way. Tyler lands a nice uppercut and Frank falls into the ropes and Frank stumbles straight into a dropkick to his face!! Tyler drops onto his back and begins lifting himself back up as his opponent Frank is lifting himself out of the corner and this gets him hit with a boot across his face! Frank stumbles back into the corner and Tyler jumps up onto the top rope landing blows across Frank's head! Frank lifts him up over his head! Dropping him down across the top turnbuckle!
Chuck Thompson: Whoa what a move by Frank! This is what I mean by a veteran having such a advantage in a contest like this Steve! I have never seen a man get lifted up like that and drop on his nose quite like that. We will have to see just how much Tyler can do to come back from that one. I am not so sure he can do it!
Frank is holding onto his head as he lifts himself off the mat as Tyler starts to slowly move out of the corner. Tyler ducks under a boot thrown by Frank! Frank gets caught with a kick across the side of his head by Tyler that sends him stumbling into the corner. He comes flying at him for a clothesline and Frank moves out of the way! For the second time in the contest Tyler is the one who eats the turnbuckle! Frank stumbles into the hold on his arms. Finelli Fatality! The boos fill the arena! Frank pulls Tyler into a double leg hook!
Steve White: That is gonna be the nail in the coffin for this contest! Tyler was a great opponent for this veteran in his first match in the company. There is simply no way the guy can kick out of this after all the other crap his gone through. It's simply the end of this match to me. I don't see any other way to describe what we've just seen. It's game over and the fans saw a good match tonight.
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NO! NO! Frank's eyes go wide as the man named Tyler Gate's kicks out of the Finelli Fatality! Frank hits the mat and screams out loud with his eyes wide. He slowly picks himself up as he stalks after Tyler who is yet to even start moving so far!
Chuck Thompson: WHOA! What a showing of resiliency! I wasn't expecting it to say the least! I have to admit the kid has some heart if he doesn't have anything else! Someone needs to check this kid for a concussion after this contest. He is over doing this with the kicking out.
Frank slowly wraps his hands in Tyler's hair. Pulling him up and wrapping his hands around the arms. Frank calls for the end and suddenly Tyler is able to roll through the hold sending him head first into the ring post! Frank slowly bounces back from this as his eyes roll into the back of his head and he is nailed with a Down to Earth! The fans go nuts and Tyler is on top of Frank with a leg hook!
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Chuck Thompson: Well I guess I have bit my own tongue. The kid not only shows heart, but he also was able to push Frank in a matter of a minute to were Frank was barley able to kick out! How does some new guy pull this off in his first match?
Frank slowly picks himself back up but he is countered as he goes for a spine buster! A knee across his nose is able to cause him to drop Tyler who hits the second Down to Earth! Only moments after the first one!
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Steve White: WAIT! WAIT! WHAT? Frank lost to Tyler? Frank Finelli has lost to Tyler Gates? The new guy just pulled off the upset over a man who was in a title shot position against Black Man only a month ago? WHAT AM I WATCHING?
Tyler Gate's is celebrating off the top rope as the fans are cheering for the new comer. In his very first match he had pulled off one of the best victories any rookie could ask for.
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner by pin fall..TYLER GATES!
As "Scraped" plays on the PA the form of Tyler Gates is seen going up the ramp clapping the hands of a few fans as he is grinning from ear to ear. The scene cuts to break as he is taunting to the fans on top of the ramp.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: This following Tag Tean match is scheduled for one fall!
The lights go out making the Arena pitch Black. then a red light floods the arena as smoke fills the arena. a Gong echoes and then "Undead" by Hollywood Undead blares the PA. 2D comes out holding hands with Alina Bullard followed by Rockin' Lunatic and Ashley Bullard. They all come down the ramp giving fans high 5's and once they get to the ring…
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Featuring 2Dope and Rockin Lunatic, The Undead Army!
They make their way into the ring and walk around the ropes pointing and pumping up the crowd as they cheer.
The crowd dies back down as The lights go green as Hang Yourself hits the PA system. Out walks Sheamus. Shemus raises his arms as fire explodes out each side of him. All of a sudden, raven is lowered to the ground with a rope wrapped around his neck before they walk to the ring. Raven taking the rope off his neck slowly as they walk down the ramp..
Patricia Downs: Their opponents…Sheamus Moses and North American Champion Raven Trueblood,making up The Insidious Souls!
Sheamus makes his way under the ropes as Raven looks at him a little irriatedly as Sheamus shows a little cowardness. Raven then focusing on 2dope who has decided to stay in the ring.
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Insidious Souls (Raven Trueblood & Sheamus Moses) vs. Undead Army (2 Dope & Rockin' Lunatic)
Raven charges at 2dope, spearing him into the turnbuckle. 2Dopes head falls back accidently hitting the turnbuckle. Raven clibs the second rope and starts hammering his first into 2Dope. Rockin runs to the left corner on their side and closelines Raven over the rope and 2Dope falls face forward into the mat.
Chuck Thompson: Powerful closeline by Rockin!
Steve White: He had to do something. Raven is balls out tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Looks like we might have a scuffle out of the ring!
Sheamus comes down from corner and helps Raven up to the ground. Rockin tho has leaped up onto the top turnbuckle and connects a twisted moonsault sending Sheamus and Raven to the mat. 2Dope holds his head and rolls around in pain as his head bleeds from smacking the turnbuckle but the ref doesn’t notice as he tries to get Raven back in the ring!
Chuck Thompson: I think 2 Dope might really be hurt in there!
Steve White: Don’t be a faggot, Chuck. That’s why they are in the ring. To hurt each other.
Sheamus and Raven begin to over turn the odds with Rocking Lunatic as they double team him out of the ring as the ref begins to sound the disqualify count.
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Rockin is slugging his first at the two men as we watch a true brawl outside the ring, usually only seen in sports like hockey. Sheamus points to the ring before Raven nods and slides in. The ref tries to get Sheamus and Rockin in their corners, still not noticing that 2 Dope split his head open in a accident. Raven pulls him up by his hair and sends him back down with a closeline. Raven bounces on the mat and rases his arms and roars as the crowd yells and screams.
Chuck Thompson:We need to get 2 Dope out of there!
Steve White: Raven looking to pull off big move here..
Raven leans back down grabing 2 Dope as Sheamus and Rocking are still going at it. Rockin starts to counter Sheamus and take the upper hand, not knowing his partner is half unconscious in the ring. The crowd cheers louder as Raven pumps up the crowd causing the ref to focus on the competitors in the ring.
Chuck Thompson: It’s about fucking time!
Steve White: Do it Raven!
Chuck Thompson: For God Sake!
Raven delivers Night Screams! 2 Dopes head goes flying back, instantly knocking him out cold as Raven slides in for the count! Rockin' looks over to see his partner knocked out and tries to climb into the ring but Sheamus grabs his foot.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner by pinfall, Raven Trueblood and Sheamus Moses, The Insidious Souls!
Raven and Sheamus begin to celebrate. Shemus is holding his stomach a little as he had started taking quite a beating by Rockin out of the ring. Rockin' is by his team mates side as he is laid out cold. The ref squats down beside 2 Dope and notices the blood from behind his head. The ref starts to signal for the paramedics as a couple of doctors come running down from backstage.The Insidious Souls taunt them from the ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring and a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match set for one fall!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Denver, Colorado, standing at 6 feet and 4 inches tall and weighing in at 250 pounds, Sujir Thorn!
The lights begin flickering, and a cloud of steam precludes the arrival of the Arbiter. He steps out onto the stage and stands there for a moment, surveying the crowd through his mask. He then makes his way down to the ring, ascending the steel steps and entering through the ring ropes. Walking a slow circle around the inside of the ring, he turns to stare at his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Unknown, standing at 6 feet and 5 inches tall and weighing in at 247 pounds, he is The Arbiter!
Steve White: Oh man! This is going to be a great match, i can feel it!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Sujir Thorn vs. The Arbiter
The match starts off with both men not moving at all, just staring across the ring at each other. They both begin circling the ring at the same time, keeping eye contact the whole time. Finally, Arbiter makes the first moves and tackles Sujir Thorn down to the ring mat. Sujir fights it, but Arbiter begins raining fists down onto the face and head of Sujir. Arbiter then quickly locks an armbar in on Sujir, but Sujir rolls over onto his side, gets up onto his knees, then up onto his feet. He picks up Arbiter and slams him on his head back on the ring mat! He then jumps on Arbiter and begins kneeing him in the top of the head. He rolls him over and quickly goes for a pin. 1...2...kickout! Arbiter rolls Sujir over and then jumps up to his feet and Sujir is quick to follow as the fans cheer.
Steve White: Very good match so far. These two men definitely know what they are doing in there.
Chuck Thompson: Both men really need a win tonight too. They have huge matches coming up in a few weeks at Sudden Death and they want momentum going into those matches i'm sure.
Arbiter arm drags Sujir down to the ring mat and then stomps him a few times before Sujir rolls out of the ring and out of harms way. Arbiter then grabs the top rope and when Sujir turns around on the outside of the ring to face him, Arbiter launches himself up and over the top rope and hits a cross body on Sujir! The fans cheer again as Arbiter just back up to his feet. Sujir climbs back up to his feet and Arbiter runs full speed at him and spears him! Sujir falls backwards and smacks his head off of the steel ring steps, temporarily knocking him out cold. Arbiter attempts to pick up Sujir's limp body, but the referee jumps out of the ring to check on Sujir first and stops Arbiter from picking him up. Arbiter rolls back into the ring and gets the crowd pumped up again as the referee checks on Sujir.
Steve White: Sujir definitely took a bump there. Can he continue?
Chuck Thompson: I wouldn't say CAN he. I would say WILL he. We know from past matches that Sujir Thorn can take some serious punishment. I don't think a bump on the head will stop him in this match either.
Sujir comes to and tells the referee he can continue the match. The referee slides back into the ring and waits a few short moments before starting to count Sujir out. 1...2...3...4...Sujir is getting up and certainly looks like he can make it back into the ring, but instead Arbiter goes out of the ring after him, breaking the count. He grabs Sujir by the head and smacks his face off of the ring mat. He then rolls Sujir partly into the ring so that his head is hanging off of the ring apron. He elbows Sujir multiple times in the face before letting him roll fully back into the ring. Arbiter follows and goes for a pin. 1...2...kickout! Sujir gets a shoulder up and holds the back of his head, obviously still feeling the pain from the steel ring steps.
Chuck Thompson: I told you. Sujir isn't some low card jobber. He can take a beating.
Steve White: I never doubted the heart and ability of Sujir. He is making this a good match.
Arbiter shows off a little bit and picks up Sujir, but Sujir hits him in the gut a few times with some good right hands and then gets him right in the chin with an uppercut. Arbiter stumbles backwards into the ring ropes and Sujir gets up. Arbiter runs at him and Sujir catches him and powerslams him! Sujir then jumps up to his feet, feeling the momentum swing his way. Arbiter gets up and runs at him again and Sujir backdrops him up over his head! Arbiter hurries back to his feet and Sujir is right on him, pushing him into the corner of the ring and raining elbows and fists down on him. Arbiter falls down into the corner and Sujir begins choking Arbiter with his foot right on his neck. The referee counts to 4 before sujir lets go of the choke, then does it again.
Chuck Thompson: Come on ref! Get him off!
Steve White: While i do agree with you, Sujir isn't doing anything illegal here. He is breaking the choke at the count of four. He isn't being disqualified.
Again the referee counts to four and again Sujir lets go of the choke, this time for good. He picks up Arbiter and hits a snap suplex on him near the center of the ring. Sujir then climbs up to the top rope and taunts the crowd a little bit, giving Arbiter a little bit of time to recover. Sujir then jumps off of the top rope, going for an elbow drop, but Arbiter rolls out of the way just in time! Sujir crashes down to the ring mat and Arbiter uses the ring ropes to climb back up to his feet. Sujir does the same thing and Arbiter comes up behind him and hits a belly to back suplex on him. Sujir stumbles back up to his feet where Arbiter then hits him with a Black 13! He then pins him! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, The Arbiter!
Arbiter climbs up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee, but quickly pulls it away and raises it himself.
Steve White: This guy sure can wrestle. Will we ever find out who he is?!
Chuck Thompson: How do you know we would even know him if we did find out? He could be a new guy, never in EHWF before.
Steve White: I don't know. Maybe.
Arbiter shows off inside of the ring as Sujir rolls out of it. The scene then fades out to a commercial break with Arbiter still celebrating his victory.
We come back from break to see that the commentators are both walking back to the table with water bottles. Having used the break to get beverages. They are setting up for multiple moments until Patricia Downs starts going up the steps to the ring in which we hear the microphones activate in the commentator's headset.
Steve White: Well the next match is what most people would call the defining moment for the diva division. For the first time Madison and Pandora will meet in this very ring. When they do so there will be no doubt in the matter that whichever beats the other here will be known as the most dominate woman currently in our company. This being without a shadow of doubt in the minds of any fans out here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: This contest will be a very interesting one to say the least as it's the first time we can say Pandora is the under dog of the contest. Madison is a legend in the company and doesn't have any wish in relinquishing her dominance to the girl we know as Pandora. Neither wants to lose to the other and I have to admit that it will not be a easy contest for either of them to win. The question is if they will be the ones to actually lose in the match. As there partners could decide the contest for them.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a tag team match. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first she hails from Hartford, Connecticut. She comes in tonight standing at the height of five feet and seven inches. She weighs in at one hundred and sixty five pounds. She is the one and only Heather..Helmsley!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up , with thumbs out, she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Steve White: As the new girl you have to believe that Heather has a lot to prove in this contest. Munin and Pandora both believe she is the easier prey in this contest and she may very bell. Heather is coming in against two of the toughest divas in the business. We have had a night of new comers coming in and having quite good showings.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her partner in this contest. She comes from the city of Boston Massachusetts. She comes in tonight weighing in at one hundred pounds. She comes in standing at five feet and five inches. She is the undefeated legend of EHWF. She is the one the men know as Maddie Murdock!!!!
The crowd goes wild when "Maneater" starts to play over the intercom, and she makes her way on top of the ramp, as the fans cheer for the Diva of the Years return! She smiles as she stands on top of the ramp, looking out into the crowd. She then begins to make her way down the ramp, waving to tall the thousands of people in attendance.
Chuck Thompson: A very fine woman to say the least. Thing is one has to wonder just how much these two plan on making a example out of the opponents they have tonight. No matter what we know they don't intend on this being a easy contest. I'm hoping that it'll be a fun match to watch!
Patricia Downs: Introducing one of their opponents! Representing the Devil's Rejects! She comes in tonight weighing in at one hundred and twenty pounds. She hails from Hachiooji, Japan. She stands at the height of five feet and three inches.She is the one we all know as MUUUUUUUNNNIIIN!
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along.
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremely bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature Cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is eerie, unearthly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder ashedoes so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
"Let us entertain you."
Steve White: I have to admit that Munin has such a way about her that she sends chills down the spines of every person she gets in the ring with. If she isn't trying to kill you she is trying to somehow permanently scar you anyway. It's quite sick how people in this company get away with acts they would never even think of doing in the world if they were not famous wrestlers.
Patricia Downs: Introducing Munin's tag team partner! She hails from the unknown. She is at the height of five feet and fie inches with a weight of a mere one hundred and dive pounds. She is the dominant woman of the Devils Rejects team. She is the one known as Pandora!
The crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titanration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays it's soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to it's bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
Chuck Thompson: Now comes in the only really dominant character in the diva's division. She is just like her partner but she is so much better at it. I don't know how she pulls all of this crap off in the ring. It's like she just aims to do the most demonic shit she can think of into action in her matches and it just works for her. It's beyond the set of being creepy.
The eyes of Pandora hold the eyes of her partner as Munin steps outside of the ring. Maddie steps out of the ring leaving Heather in the ring with Pandora. The bell rings.
DING DING DING!