Post by La Familia Gómez on Jan 19, 2013 0:14:05 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello and welcome to Friday Night Mayhem! As always, i'm Steve White alongside my partner here at ringside, Chuck Thompson. Chuck, i can not wait for tonights matches!
Chuck Thompson: Oh my God! Me either! An amazing card with an amazing main event! Black Man in a one on two handicap match against two members of the Undead Army! 2 Dope and Chance Davis! These guys have been running around beating up random wrestlers around EHWF for a while now and the whole roster is getting fed up with it. This has turned into more like a Undead Army versus EHWF type thing. Black Man was put out of action for one week because of them and tonight, he looks to get sweet revenge.
Steve White: I would want revenge too! But hopefully the Mayhem World Champion isn't biting off more than he can chew tonight. He has to fight two guys at one time and honestly, neither of these guys are pushovers. This won't be easy for him i'm sure. We also have Drake Coleman versus Tyler Gates set up for tonight. Tyler just came into EHWF last week, but he made one hell of an impact and he is quickly bolted up the card to fight one of the longest tenured superstars in EHWF today, Drake Coleman. Should be a great match.
Chuck Thompson: And what about the diva division?! We have a growing diva division once again and i heard that later tonight, EHWF Chairman, Scorpion will make some kind of announcement about the divas. I hope it's another strip match! I loved that match!
Steve White: And we have other great stars in action as well like Sah'ta Thor, Sujir Thorn, The Arbiter, Raven Trueblood and more! You do not want to miss a thing! Let's get the show started with the lovely Patricia Downs!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The first contest of the night is a mixed tag team match scheduled for one fall!
"Fatal" by The RZA blasts over the PA system as both Gabriel Creed and Ray Austin walk out onto the top of the entrance ramp. They begin showing off while they walk down to the ring when suddenly they are attacked from behind by Quinton Hughes! Hughes begins throwing both men around on the entrance ramp. Quinton picks up Ray Austin over his head and throws him off of the side of the ramp into the crowd! He then grabs Gabriel Creed by his head and drags him down to the ring and throws him in. He slides in after him and forces the referee to ring the bell.
DING DING DING!
Steve White: What the hell is this?! Why did the referee ring the bell? Where is Cadence Stone at?!
Chuck Thompson: I don't even know what the hell is going on anymore!
Quinton Hughes begins throwing Gabriel Creed around the ring like a rag doll. He picks him up off the ring mat and begins smashing his face repeatedly off of the turnbuckle. He keeps going and going even after he smashes his head off of it 20 times! Finally, he rages and throws Gabriel backwards. Gabriel tries to get back up to his feet, but is too dizzy to get up. Quinton runs over and smashes his foot in Gabriel's face. Quinton Hughes then dominates Gabriel Creed for about five more minutes before finally hitting the Fallback Bomb and pinning him. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, by pinfall, Quinton Hughes and Cadence Stone!
Steve White: What?! Cadence Stone didn't even appear!
Chuck Thompson: This crazy ass monster has ruined another match! I can't believe it!
"I Need A Doctor" by Eminem ft. Dr. Dre begins to play over the PA system as Quinton smirks and exits the ring as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as the fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Rockin’ Lunatic!
What you Want by Evanescence blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring . Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And… Mike Maddox!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: And we will find out right now which EHWF vet is the better man!
The match starts out at a quick pace as Mike Maddox bolts straight at Rockin’ and begins landing some hard leg kicks. Rockin’ stumbles backwards while trying to block the kicks. He falls into the corner of the ring where Mike Maddox mercilessly jumps on him and knees him in the stomach repeatedly. Finally, the referee pulls him off and Rockin’ hurries back up to his feet. Mike Maddox lets him get no further, though, as he runs at him and hits him with a huge forearm smash to the face! Rockin’ leans against the ring ropes to regain his composure and Mike Maddox begins pushing down on his head, choking Rockin’ over the top rope. The referee counts to four and Mike Maddox lets go of Rockin’ so he doesn't get disqualified. Rockin’ turns around and is dropkicked out of the ring by Mike Maddox! The crowd loves the action, but most of them still boo Mike Maddox.
Chuck Thompson: Come on Rockin’! Don't prove me wrong!
Steve White: Maddox has this in the bag.
Mike Maddox stands in the ring with his hands on the top rope, waiting for Rockin’ to get back up to his feet on the outside of the ring. When he does, Mike Maddox launches himself over the top rope and hits a perfectly executed cross body onto Rockin’. Maddox gets back up to his feet quickly and picks Rockin’ up right away. He attempts to irish whip Rockin’ into the ring post, but Rockin’ reverses it and instead irish whips Mike Maddox into the ring post! Mike's shoulder smashes hard off of the ring post as he falls to the ground, rolling in pain while holding his shoulder. Rockin’ Lunatic kneels down to one knee to shake off the pain and then goes back after Mike. He picks him up over his head and drops him on his chest across the crowd barrier. Mike Maddox falls back to the floor, holding his chest and his shoulder.
Steve White: Rockin’ is taking charge now.
Chuck Thompson: Yes! Go Rockin’!
Rockin’ rolls into the ring and then back out to break up the referee's count. Mike Maddox uses the crowd barrier to pull himself back up to his feet, but when he turns around he is clotheslined over it and into the first two rows of fans! The fans quickly get out of the way as Rockin’ comes over the barrier into the crowd as well. He picks up Mike Maddox and powerbombs him on the floor that is scattered with chairs! The referee does not disqualify Rockin’ because he is standing inside of the ring and does not see that Rockin’ powerbombed Maddox onto chairs. The fans quickly boo that decision as Rockin’ picks Maddox back up and throws him back over the crowd barrier. He climbs up onto the crowd barrier and just when Mike Maddox gets back onto his hands and knees, Rockin’ jumps off and hits a closed fist shot right to the back of the head! Maddox falls to the floor and holds the back of his head, kicking his feet in pain.
Steve White: What a powerbomb!
Chuck Thompson: Maddox is a redneck piece of shit.
Steve White: Maddox will redeem himself in EHWF starting with Rockin’.
Rockin’ picks Maddox back up and rolls him back into the ring and then slides in after him. He rolls him over onto his back and pins him. 1...2...kickout! Mike Maddox gets a shoulder up just in time! Rockin’ begins punching Mike Maddox straight in the face multiple times until the referee warns him. He gets off and picks Mike Maddox up, but quickly plants him back down with a brainbuster!
Steve White: What a match!
Chuck Thompson: Brainbuster!
Rockin’ then picks Maddox up once more and throws him back into the ring. Once in the ring, he signals for the end and picks the mostly limp Mike Maddox up, but Maddox hurries in a reverse to a DDT! Both men lay on the ring mat trying to regain their composure. The referee begins the count. 1...2...3...4...5...neither man is up yet. 6...7...8...both men are now getting up to their feet! They begin to exchange punches back and fourth before Maddox ducks a punch and hits a snap neckbreaker on Rockin’! He then covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Mike Maddox!
Mike Maddox gets up and shows off as the crowd cheers him. He then exits the ring and slaps some fans' hands as he makes his way back up the entrance ramp towards the backstage area and the scene fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is an intergender singles match scheduled for one fall!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 285 pounds, Frank Finelli!
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along."
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremly bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is errie, unearhly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder ashedoes so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
"Let us entertain you."
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, fighting out of Hachiooji, Japan, standing at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 120 pounds, Munin!
Steve White: Well, Munin is definitely making a step up tonight in competition. She is about to fight a past North American Champion. This should be a good one to watch.
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Frank walking towards Munin, with a big grin on his face thinking this will be an easy win for him. He gets a huge surprise when he comes toe to toe with Munin, though, as she knees him in the gut and then slaps him in the face. Frank stumbles backwards and Munin stays on the assault, kicking him repeatedly in the stomach until he falls into the corner of the ring. She then kicks him in the right leg multiple times and then hits a spinning back elbow right to his face! Frank holds his jaw while leaning over the top rope, completely caught off guard. Munin runs against the opposite ring ropes and runs back at him. She grabs his head and jumps over the top rope, choking Frank on the top rope! Frank falls backwards onto the ring mat and holds his neck as he rolls around in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Haha! Frank is getting his ass kicked by a woman!
Steve White: I never count out anyone. And that includes females.
Munin slides back into the ring and kicks Frank a few times in the ribs while he is still down on the ring mat. She climbs up to the top rope and raises her hands up in the air to get a reaction from the fans before she flips off of the top rope right onto the chest of Frank! She then goes for a pin. 1...2...kickout! Frank gets a shoulder up and Munin hurries to continue the attack. She puts Frank in a sleeper hold! Frank is fighting it and uses the ring ropes to help him climb back up to his feet with her latched onto his back. He swings his arms around a little bit, but finally grabs her by the hair and throws her violently over his shoulder and down to the ring mat. The fans' reactions quickly change as he shakes off the attack he just withstood.
Steve White: Well, Frank finally caught a break.
Chuck Thompson: Yes, but now what can he do with it?
Frank Finelli walks over to Munin and picks her up off of the ring mat by her hair. He smashes her face off of the turnbuckle three times and then lets her fall back down to the ring mat. He looks very pissed off as he pulls her up and puts her on his shoulder. He then runs and hits a running powerslam! Munin holds her back in pain as Frank sits on his knees, looking down at her. He picks her up again and hits a belly to back suplex on her, making her do a backflip in the air and landing on her stomach! Frank then gets back up to his feet and picks her up one more time before hitting the Finelli Fatality! He looks down at her body on the ring mat again, and pins. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Frank Finelli!
Frank sits in the ring beside the body of Munin and then begins pulling her back up to her feet! The crowd begins booing him heavily for this. He looks at the face of the semi-councious Munin and is setting her up for another Finelli Fatality!
Steve White: Oh come on! Enough is enough!
Right as he is setting her up, Aphazel comes walking down to the ring quickly. She slides into the ring and Frank tosses Munin to the side. He taunts Aphazel and walks towards her. She kicks him right in the balls! Frank gets a look of shock and pain on his face and falls backwards, holding his groin. Aphazel smirks at him and helps Munin back up to her feet and out of the ring. They make their way back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades to a commercial break with Frank laying in the ring, in deep pain.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as the crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays it's soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to it's bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Pandora!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And the EHWF Hardcore Champion… SUJIR THORN!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Pandora and Sujir lock up. Sujir quickly dodges around Pandora and comes behind her. Sujir grabs Pandora and quickly starts choking her out. Pandora reverses it and locks Sujir's arm up. Sujir yells out in pain but turns the tables and gets out of the lock, getting Pandora in a headlock. Pandora struggles and tries to go back for Sujir's arm but can't. Sujir flips Pandora and lands him on the mat. Sujir tries to cover Pandora but Pandora won't let up.
Chuck Thompson: The action is quick here Steve.
Steve White: Both competitors know the importance of this match.
Pandora pushes Sujir off her and gets up. Pandora goes to clothesline Sujir but Sujir ducks it and comes back at Pandora with a high kick. Sujir bounces off the ropes for a high running move but instead gets dropkicked by Pandora. Pandora then takes advantage of a hurt Sujir and starts stomping him out on the mat. Sujir tries to roll away but is booted in the face by Pandora.
Chuck Thompson: Oh damn! Massive boot to the face by Pandora!
Steve White: It could be lights out for Sujir but he is desperately fighting his way back up, using the ropes.
Sujir tries to get his own back by getting up with the ropes assist. Pandora charges at Sujir but Sujir ducks and rolls and Pandora slams into the corner. Sujir takes advantage and dropkicks Pandora in the back. Sujir quickly covers Pandora but Pandora kicks out straight away.
Chuck Thompson: Not even a one count Steve...
Steve White: Pandora wants it, but don't count out Sujir.
Pandora waits for Sujir to get up and when he does she picks him up and tries to suplex him but Sujir is too heavy and elbows Pandora in the head to buy some time. Sujir jump kicks Pandora in the chest and then hits her with some quick kicks to the legs. Sujir goes to swing a right hook at Pandora but Pandora blocks it and hooks Sujir in the face. Pandora headbutts Sujir and then sets him up for a piledriver. Pandora can't get the piledriver though and instead opts for a swinging neckbreaker. Sujir is hurt on the mat and Pandora starts to recover.
Chuck Thompson: Sujir is struggling! He just got rocked!
Steve White: Yes but he is fighting desperately to get up, quickly right here!
Sujir rolls back up to his feet, Pandora boots him in the gut but Sujir fights back and punches Pandora in the face. Sujir then dropkicks Pandora's right leg. Sujir uses that time to capitalize and springs off the ropes and bounces off the other set top ropes and soars towards Pandora. Pandora quickly gets up and boots Sujir in the chest as he is in mid-air. Sujir slams on the mat hard and Pandora takes a breath. Sujir tries to keep his dream alive as he gets to one knee and stumbles around in pain and disorientation. Pandora grabs Sujir and hits a huge piledriver on him. Pandora struggles and makes the cover on Sujir.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Pandora!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t believe it, Pandora beat the Hardcore Champion!
Steve White: Haha, this is hilarious. Sujir will have to do far better next week if he wants to keep any shred of dignity!
Pandora celebrates as Sujir rolls out of the ring. The scene then fades to a commercial break with Pandora continuing the celebration.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The lights turn bloody red as the whole arena turns black. Where's God hits the speakers as Raven Trueblood walks out. He has a cold look on his face. He puts his arms out to the side and pyros go off. He then walks down to the ring and rolls into it as he then leans against the lower turnbuckle and waits for his challenger.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from The Mad House, standing at 5 feet and 8 inches tall and weighing in at 180 pounds, he is the North American Champion, Raven Trueblood!
The lights begin flickering, and a cloud of steam precludes the arrival of the Arbiter. He steps out onto the stage and stands there for a moment, surveying the crowd through his mask. He then makes his way down to the ring, ascending the steel steps and entering through the ring ropes. Walking a slow circle around the inside of the ring, he turns and stares at his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Unknown, standing at 6 feet and 5 inches tall and weighing in at 247 pounds, he is The Arbiter!
DING DING DING!
The match starts and Raven Trueblood runs at The Arbiter and attempts a quick clotheline, but Arbiter ducks it and when Trueblood turns around, Arbiter begins laying lefts and rights into the face of Trueblood. Trueblood falls back against the turnbuckle and then Arbiter begins hitting hard elbow smashes to his face. Arbiter then pulls Trueblood out of the corner of the ring and hits a hard scoop slam on him in the center of the ring. He runs against the ring ropes and comes back and hits a leg drop right on the throat of Trueblood. Arbiter then picks him up again and irish whips him against the turnbuckle. He walks over to him and climbs up onto the second rope and begins raining punches down on Raven Trueblood as the crowd counts with every punch that lands. 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! Arbiter gets down and Trueblood swings blindly a few times before falling on his face in the ring.
Steve White: Arbiter has quick control of this one. Trueblood is already disoriented in there.
Chuck Thompson: He does, but we both know how the tide can turn very fast here in EHWF. Especially in Raven Trueblood's matches. He isn't the North American Champion for nothing ya know.
Arbiter cockily picks up Trueblood and slaps him in the face and that sets off a rage in Trueblood. He grabs Arbiter by the throat and throws him into the corner of the ring! He then begins hitting some huge body shots on the stomach and ribs of Arbiter. Arbiter fights out of it and pushes Trueblood away, but Trueblood bull rushes back at him and knocks him through the ring ropes and out of the ring! Raven Trueblood then holds the top rope and waits for Arbiter to get back up to his feet on the outside and then he launches himself over the top rope and flips right onto Arbiter!
Steve White: Just like you said, the tide has turned again.
Chuck Thompson: Now Arbiter is on the bad end of this match! Trueblood seems to be fired up.
Trueblood then gets a ton of momentum on his side and the fans are going crazy. He waits for Arbiter to get back up to his feet and then charges at him, going for a spear, but Arbiter moves out of the way and trips Trueblood, sending him face first into the steel ring steps! The crowd makes and "oooh" noise at the sound his face makes as it smashes off the steel ring steps. Arbiter regains his composure and picks up Trueblood and punches him in the face a few times before rolling him back into the ring. He slides in after him and continues the assault inside of the ring hitting multiple back suplexes on him in a row! Arbiter then signals for the end and picks him up and hits the Black-13 on him! Trueblood lays on the ring mat, motionless, as Arbiter goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, The Arbiter!
Chuck Thompson: A HUGE win for The Arbiter tonight!
Arbiter climbs back up to his feet and the referee attempts to raise his hand in victory, but The Arbiter pulls it away and swats away the referee. He then shows off inside of the ring while the fans boo him. He exits the ring and heads back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as the lights dim as Beer and Gasoline blasts throught out the arena. Finally pink and blue light flood the darkness leading the a stage area. Brandy steps out into the lights as fans give her a mixture of boos and cheers. She energetically makes her way to the ring as she smiles to the fans. She slides in under the bottom rope as the arena lights come back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Brandy Allen!
Let's Go Out Intro to Cinema start's Smoke Machine going off Multi Color lights going back and forth as Cinema play out Say Cause your Alexis wearing Candy Metallic Red Robe with her face on it Saying Beautiful Nightmare with glow stick spinning around fast as fireworks going off as through the as Cinema as Alexis make her Entrance way as spot light shining down on Alexis as she get to the ring side she go to kiss a young kid on the chick but that last second she pulls away the as walk up the ring steps get the ring under the top rope slowly as she blow a to her opponent as she laying on her side.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… Alexis!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up (together), with thumbs out, she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents, Heather Helmsley!
Madison Murdock comes out onto the stage as her pyro goes off. She makes her way down the ramp as the fans cheer. She slides into the ring and celebrates up on the turnbuckle as the match begins.
Patricia Downs: And Finally… Madison Murdock!
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Alexis and Maddie in the ring first. The two women walk in circles around the ring a few times, trying to stare each other down. When they realize it isn't going to work, they tie up in the center and Alexis quickly gets the upper hand with a headlock. Maddie pushes her way out if by pushing Alexis against the ring ropes. Alexis comes running back at her and Maddie hits a swift drop toe hold. Alexis falls to the ring mat and smacks her face off of it. Maddie then jumps back up to her feet and kicks Alexis a few times while she is down. She then picks her up and irish whips her into a vacant corner of the ring. She runs at her, but Alexis lifts up and throws her legs around the neck of Maddie. She then pushes off of the top rope and hits a hurricanrana on Maddie! Alexis shakes her head a few times to clear before getting back up to her feet.
Steve White: The last diva you want to be in the ring with is Maddie Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Alexis is getting her ass beat.
Alexis waits until Maddie gets back up to her feet and then she hits a quick dropkick straight to the chest of Maddie. Alexis then stomps her while she is down on the ring mat a few times before picking her up and throwing her down right away with a quick scoop slam. Alexis then begins climbing the turnbuckle to the top rope. She gets there and as soon as Maddie gets back up to her feet inside of the ring, Alexis jumps off of the top rope and hits a crossbody on Maddie, but Maddie rolls back over and ends up on top of Alexis and she goes for the pin! 1...2...kickout! Alexis pushes Maddie off of her.
Steve White: No way this match was going to end that fast. Alexis is still going strong but this is Maddie’s ring. Alexis is new here don’t forget.
Alexis and Maddie both get back up to their feet and begin throwing slaps and punches at each other, only about half of them hitting. Maddie pushes Alexis into the corner of the ring and knees her in the stomach a few times. Alexis falls down onto the ring mat and Maddie steps on her throat while holding the ring ropes, choking her. Maddie then gets off of her, picks her up, and drags her to her own corner of the ring. Maddie tags in Heather and both women begin kicking and stomping Alexis in their own corner. Finally, the referee makes Maddie exit the ring so it is only Heather and Alexis in it. Heather picks up Alexis, but she squirms out of it and hurries to her own corner and tags in the fresh Brandy Allen! Brandy comes in gunning. She hits some huge forearm shots the face of Heather, knocking her into the corner of the ring. She kicks her in the stomach a few times and then hits a spinning back elbow to the side of the head of Heather. Heather falls into the corner, holding her head.
Chuck Thompson: And just like that, everything changes.
Steve White: It has been a great match so far. No way one team is going to just dominate this.
Brandy picks Heather up off of the ring mat, but Heather breaks the grip and hits a few huge forearms of her own. Brandy stumbles backwards and Heather hurries at her and hits her a few good times in the face and stomach. Heather then grabs Brandy by the hair and knees her in the gut a few times, causing her to cough badly. Heather then begins landing a number of moves on Brandy, hurting her more and more with every one she lands. After about five minutes of Heather having the upper hand and Brandy not looking to well, Heather signals for the end. She grabs Brandy and goes for her finishing move but Brandy reverses it and throws Heather in the corner. Alexis runs in to get one over on Heather but Maddie comes in and hits Alexis with a powerslam. Brandy turns her attention to Maddie. Heather comes from behind and hits a neckbreaker on Brandy and covers quickly.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, by submission, Heather Helmsley and Maddie Murdock!
Steve White: What a match that was!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah I love hot diva action!
From out of nowhere, Justice Orton and Undead Army manager Ashley Bullard come from out of the crowd and ambush Maddie Murdock, Hitting her with a bulldog and stomping her out until Heather notices. Ashley and Justice roll out of the ring and run back up the ramp laughing. Maddie gets helped up by Heather but she looks angry.
The match ends and the scene suddenly shifts to the backstage area. Once there the focus quickly comes into to show the beaten and bloodied form of Insane Compatibility laying on the floor.A loud crash draws the camera across the room where two barely visible men were engaged in an all brawl.
Steve White: What the hell is going on here?
Chuck Thompson: Looks like someone is getting their as kicked.
The two as of yet unknown men continue to brawl using anything and everything to go at each other. Suddenly one of the men is sent flying and is revealed to be none other than Sah'ta Thor. He lands with a loud thud on the floor and writhes from the impact. Yet, he has no time to recover as the other man, who is none other than Sujir Thorn, keeps up the attack using a lead pipe like to brutalize his father's body.
Steve White: Well that answers that. Though what happened with Insane Compatibility?
Chuck Thompson: I don't know Steve but I am guessing he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Steve White: Well I do know we need to have someone come stop this before someone gets seriously hurt.
Sujir had managed to bring the pipe down on Thor's torso a few times with good solid shots with the pipe. Knowing that further hits would prevent the match at Sudden Death results in Sujir tossing the pipe towards where Insane Compatibility was laying. Sujir then lifts his father up and then slams him down in the ground in a vicious powerbomb. This attack was followed up by a series of savage lefts and rights.
Steve White: Thor is getting his ass kicked here.
Chuck Thompson: Sujir is looking to do as much damage as he can to his father before their meeting at Sudden Death.
Attention is drawn back to the form of Insane Compatibility as he starts to stir. The man suddenly gets up and grabs the lead pipe that was a few feet away from him. Sujir is still brutally beating his father with his fists. Out of nowhere Insane Compatibility slams the lead pipe into Sujir's back. this causes Sujir to stop his attack on Thor as he tries to roll out of the way from the pipe.
Chuck Thompson: I thought Insane Compatibility was out cold.
Steve White: Apparently so did Sujir.
Chuck Thompson: But will Thor be able to show some signs of life here?
Thor uses the moment to roll out of the way. He gets up and turns to look at the other two men with a strangely serene yet demonic look in his eyes. It was the look of a man who was about to engage in a calm yet savage act of violence. While Sujir is distracted by the enraged Insane Compatibility, Thor readies himself for his counter attack. This takes a few seconds but then Thor rushes forward with an intense barrage of lefts and rights. This staggers Sujir as he tries to fight off both men.
Steve White: Sujir getting what is coming to him.
Chuck Thompson: He earned it and frankly Sujir shouldn't have taken his anger at losing to Pandora out on these two men.
The brawl quickly breaks down into a free-for-all as all three men fight to be the only one left standing. Thor gets an advantage by tossing Insane Compatibility into Sujir. This cause the causes the two men to lock up while Thor struggles to catch his breath. Sujir soon has Insane Compatibility on the ground with his head being used as a basketball. Thor watches this then hits Sujir with a clothesline as he stands back up. Both men fall to the ground while Thor begin to beat Sujir senseless.
Steve White: This thing has totally broken down.
Chuck Thompson: have to say this is bound to have been better than seeing Thor squash Insane Compatibility.
Steve White: That may be right but it looks like someone has finally show up to get a hand on this situation.
At this point nearly a dozen EHWF security personnel enter the ring and pull the three men apart. As it goes to commercial break the medical staff come out to check on the three men.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
A silence is broken by a voice over as music begins to play, "Let me give you a little advice, there's a force in the universe that makes things happen. All you have to do is get in touch with them." The chorus of Scraped by Guns N' Roses begins to play as Tyler Gates makes his way out on the entrance ramp with his arms raised trying to get the crowd louder. He then throws his signiture two middle fingers pointed towards the ceiling as pyros shoot up from the floor. He then makes his way to the ring pointing at and greeting fans. As he gets halfway down the ramp, he runs and slides into the ring. He runs over and jumps on a middle turnbuckle corner and again gets the crowd behind him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Denton, Texas, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 224 pounds, Tyler Gates!
"River of Time" hits the PA and fireworks explode across the stage. Drake Coleman's form rises through the smoke. His hand taking off his shades as he looks around. Walking very slowly down to the ring he lifts himself to the apron and he slowly enters the ring. Staring at the ref with a tilted head. He laughs for a moment and turns around before sitting back against the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina, standing at 6 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 298 pounds, Drake "The Icon" Coleman!
Steve White: Tyler Gates looked very impressive in his debut last week, but this week he is put up against a very tough test in Drake Coleman.
Chuck Thompson: With how long he has been out of in ring action and just came back last week, this might be too much for Tyler. But we'll see i guess.
DING DING DING!
The match starts out as Drake Coleman and Tyler Gates both go to the center of the ring and get in a tie up. They struggle for a few short seconds, but Drake powers Tyler away from him and onto his back on the ring mat. Tyler hurries back up to his feet and Drake is already on him, punching away at his face. Tyler hits a few quick body shots as a counter and then hits a european uppercut on Drake as he leans down. Drake stumbles backwards and Tyler dropkicks him, knocking him down to the ring mat. Drake begins to climb back up to his feet, but once he gets on one knee, he is kicked in the head by Tyler! Drake falls over back down to the ring mat, holding his head in pain. Tyler goes for a quick pin. 1...2...kickout! Drake kicks out right after the referee counts 2.
Steve White: Not really a close fall there, but Tyler is doing a pretty good number on Drake so far.
Chuck Thompson: Ya, but he has to keep this up until Drake is unable to continue and that is never an easy thing to do.
Tyler Gates pulls Drake Coleman back up to his feet and hits him in the face a few times before irish whipping him into the corner of the ring. Tyler then runs at Drake, runs up the first and second rope and knees Drake right in the face! Tyler then stands on the second rope and continually smashes his knee into the face of Drake Coleman. He finally hops off the rope and Drake falls down onto his knees on the ring mat, his nose now bleeding from the brutal knees. Tyler shows off to the fans, who cheer him in response. He then walks back over to Drake Coleman and grabs him by his head, but Coleman reverses it and hits some good shots to the stomach of Tyler. Drake then grabs Tyler by the head and throws him through the ropes and out of the ring.
Steve White: Never show off during a match! I don't know how many times i have seen people get caught doing that.
Chuck Thompson: Well i guess when you get things going your way, your mind loses track of the match. I don't know.
Drake Coleman rolls out of the ring and once Tyler Gates gets up, Drake hits a huge uppercut on him, sending him rolling over the announcers table. Drake then walks around and begins choking Tyler with the headset cord of one of the commentators. The referee warns him not to try that again and Drake throws Tyler back over the announce table beside the ring as Steve White and Chuck Thompson begin to fix their commentating area. Drake Coleman then picks up Gates and smashes his head off of the ring apron. Tyler Gates falls down to one knee and Drake stands back. Once Tyler recovers and stands back up and turns around, Drake hits a big boot right to his face! Tyler goes down hard and Drake rolls into the ring then back out again to break the referees count.
Chuck Thompson: Oh how things have changed. Now Drake Coleman has complete control of this match.
Steve White: Well, remember it turned this way when Gates began showing off during the match. That really messed him up.
Coleman picks up Gates and throws him hard into the crowd barrier. He runs at him, looking for another big boot, but Gates ducks and Drake gets stuck on the crowd barrier. Tyler, using a sudden boost of momentum, gets onto the ring apron and jumps off, dropkicking Drake over the crowd barrier! Tyler falls hard to the floor and lays there as the fans are cheering. The referee jumps out of the ring to check on the two downed men and once he sees that they are alright, he slides back into the ring to begin a count. Both men roll around a little bit, but don't get up to their feet right away.
Steve White: Come on guys! Get in the ring! Don't let this great match end like this!
Chuck Thompson: It isn't so great to me! Those fuckers messed up our whole area over here!
The count is now up to 5 as Drake is now back over the crowd barrier near the ring. 6...7... Tyler is now sliding back into the ring and Drake is almost there. 8...9...Drake rolls into the ring just in time! Drake uses the turnbuckle to climb back up to his feet and Tyler runs at him and elbows him in the back of the head! He knees Drake in the ribs a few times before pulling him out of the corner of the ring and suddenly hitting a D2E! He then rolls over onto Drake for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Tyler Gates!
Steve White: What a HUGE win for Tyler Gates tonight! He has shown that he has what it takes to hang with the top guys here.
Chuck Thompson: I don't say this much, but i will admit it now. I am impressed.
Tyler Gates climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He then begins showing off inside of the ring as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as the lights go out making it pitch black in the arena. A gong is heard echoing through the arena. It rings TWO times. Then thunder and lightning is heard. As it continues, 12 druids walk out down the ramp carrying torches. They line up on each side of the ring 6 per side. The storm sounds then go quiet and Been to Hell blares through the PA flooding the arena in a black light.
Once the lyrics of the music begin to Play 2D emerges in a slow walking pace from behind the curtain and stops on the stage. He looks up and around the crowd the ciggerette style burn holes around the eye sockets of his mask glowing with a fierce intensity. 2 Dope raises his arms and a fog begins to fill the arena. 2 Dope then begins to walk down the ramp under the torches of the Druids. Once he reaches the ring he climbs the stairs and enters the ring through the top and middle rope and stands center of the ring. 2 Dope then raises his right arm and lightning strikes the ring causing fireworks to shoot out of each turnbuckle causing the lights to come on. The Druids return up the ramp as 2 Dope's music fades and 2 Dope awaits his opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… 2 Dope!
"Glory" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the pa system of the EHWF. The fans are all standing on there feet. Out to the top of the stage stands the greatest man alive stands on the stage. Chance Davis walks down the ramp slapping the fans hands and letting the fans slap him on the back. He walks up the step[s and then gets onto the apron. He jumps over the ropes and stands in the ring ready for a fight.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Chance Davis!
The lights in the arena go out as a cool breeze brushes across the crowd. A gong is heard lightly over the PA system as footsteps quickly follow. Another gong is heard as the footsteps grow louder finally blaring over the sound system. The words “Black Man Walking” echoes from beam to beam as finally “Rollin” by Limp Bizket hit the PA system sending the crowd to their feet. Black Man storms the stage with both hands thrown into the air above his head. With his signature black leather pants, grey tank top, and yellow Oakley’s draped over his eyes, Black Man strolls down the ramp and slides into the ring. Black Man rushes to each and every corner raising his hands to the crowd trying to draw a reaction from each individual.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent… The EHWF Champion… BLACK MAN!
DING DING DING!
The match starts. 2 Dope runs up and dropkicks Black Man down to the mat. They both get up but 2 Dope dropkicks him again. Black Man goes to get up but Dope holds him in a headlock and refuses to let up. Dope tightens his hold as much as he can to try and get Black Man to submit but it only makes Black Man angry.
Steve White: 2 Dope could prove a lot here tonight if he can get a win over the champion, albeit a handicap match.
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think Black Man plans on losing here tonight. Especially not to Chance Davis and 2 Dope.
Black Man powers out of the damn headlock and hits Dope with a scoopslam. Dope gets up and boots Black in the gut. Black Man hits Dope with a mean clothesline then goes to hit 2 Dope with the Black Stunn but Dope jumps away and tags in Chance Davis!
Steve White: Here comes Davis!
Chuck Thompson: Davis switched sides to the Undead Army and Black Man wants to make him pay for it tonight.
Chance comes in and clotheslines Black Man. Black Man gets up and hits Chance with a spinebuster. Chance rolls around in pain as Black Man taunts out to him and 2 Dope.
Steve White: Spinebuster. Chance just got fucked up!
Chuck Thompson: Aw heck! Black Man is just getting started...
Black Man clothelines Chance back down to the mat once again. Chance struggles to his feet but unexpectedly 2 Dope comes in the ring and low blows Chance Davis. 2 Dope then proceeds to yell “You’re not good enough, you’re not in the Undead Army!” then 2 Dope rolls out of the ring.
Steve White: What the hell was that. Dope just betrayed his own partner. This match is ruined now!
Chuck Thompson: Well that’s messed up but I guess we all knew how the outcome of this match was going to go anyway...
Black Man shakes his head and hits Chance with the BMF! That’s not enough though, Black Man picks him up and hits him with a mean Black Stunn then covers him as 2 Dope watches on the outside.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner...The EHWF Mayhem World Champion...BLACK MAN!
Out of nowhere, Rockin’ Lunatic Slides in and low blows Black Man. 2 Dope comes in and they starts stomping him. Suddenly Trey Weston comes out and lays out Chance Davis then goes over and starts stomping out Black Man with the rest of them.
Steve White: Less than spectacular superstar Trey Weston just come out and laid out Chance now he’s helping in the 3 on 1 assault on the Champ!
Chuck Thompson: What’s this?!
The Arbiter’s Music hits and Arbiter makes his way down to the ring. 2 Dope and Rockin’ hold Black Man up and offer him to the Arbiter. Arbiter nods as they hold Black Man for him… Arbiter walks closer but stops and he takes his mask off revealing it to be Rissi just impersonating Arbiter!
Steve White: Imposter! Rissi!
Chuck Thompson: He’s back and he’s looking for some pay back!
Rissi helps Black Man and he starts fighting Rockin’ and 2 Dope. Black Man joins the fight and it looks like the World Wide Nigga’s are doing a good job until the Real Arbiter rushes to the ring and attacks Black Man! Rockin, 2 Dope and Trey help Arbiter and 2 on 4 breaks out against Rissi and Black Man!
Steve White: Rissi! He’s back but the numbers game is too much for the WWN!
Chuck Thompson: 4 on 2!
Rissi and Black Man roll out of the ring. 2 Dope, Trey, Arbiter and Rockin’ try to keep them out. Rissi grabs a mic from the outside.
Michael Rissi: Y’know. You Undead Army pieces of Trash might think you’re damn good for doing what you do but in actual reality you’re just psychotic faggots! That’s right… I know that Black Man has to take on this Arbiter queer at Sudden Death which would leave me all alone against you Undead losers. I would be fine with that but in my down time I’ve assembled a team which will fuck you losers up. That’s right, at Sudden Death I will have a tag team partner and we will have a match with you assholes…
The Fans Cheer!
Chuck Thompson: A tag team partner?!
Michael Rissi: You might know my partner for Sudden Death as...God’s gift to pro fucking wrestling...JASON DAVE!
Jason Dave’s music hits, the fans go wild and the Undead Army are furious. Jason Dave walks down the ramp and shakes hands with Rissi and Black Man. Jason Dave waves out to the crowd.
Michael Rissi: That’s right, he’s back bitches. JASON DAVE! And on Sunday at Sudden Death… Black Man is going to fuck up the Arbiter and Jason Dave and I are going to clean the floor with the Undead Army!
The fans cheer. Rissi, Black Man and Jason Dave run back into the ring. Trey, Arbiter and the Undead Army run out and the two groups shout at each other as the fans cheer. We fade out to the EHWF logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello and welcome to Friday Night Mayhem! As always, i'm Steve White alongside my partner here at ringside, Chuck Thompson. Chuck, i can not wait for tonights matches!
Chuck Thompson: Oh my God! Me either! An amazing card with an amazing main event! Black Man in a one on two handicap match against two members of the Undead Army! 2 Dope and Chance Davis! These guys have been running around beating up random wrestlers around EHWF for a while now and the whole roster is getting fed up with it. This has turned into more like a Undead Army versus EHWF type thing. Black Man was put out of action for one week because of them and tonight, he looks to get sweet revenge.
Steve White: I would want revenge too! But hopefully the Mayhem World Champion isn't biting off more than he can chew tonight. He has to fight two guys at one time and honestly, neither of these guys are pushovers. This won't be easy for him i'm sure. We also have Drake Coleman versus Tyler Gates set up for tonight. Tyler just came into EHWF last week, but he made one hell of an impact and he is quickly bolted up the card to fight one of the longest tenured superstars in EHWF today, Drake Coleman. Should be a great match.
Chuck Thompson: And what about the diva division?! We have a growing diva division once again and i heard that later tonight, EHWF Chairman, Scorpion will make some kind of announcement about the divas. I hope it's another strip match! I loved that match!
Steve White: And we have other great stars in action as well like Sah'ta Thor, Sujir Thorn, The Arbiter, Raven Trueblood and more! You do not want to miss a thing! Let's get the show started with the lovely Patricia Downs!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The first contest of the night is a mixed tag team match scheduled for one fall!
"Fatal" by The RZA blasts over the PA system as both Gabriel Creed and Ray Austin walk out onto the top of the entrance ramp. They begin showing off while they walk down to the ring when suddenly they are attacked from behind by Quinton Hughes! Hughes begins throwing both men around on the entrance ramp. Quinton picks up Ray Austin over his head and throws him off of the side of the ramp into the crowd! He then grabs Gabriel Creed by his head and drags him down to the ring and throws him in. He slides in after him and forces the referee to ring the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Quinton Hughes & Cadence Stone vs. Gabriel Creed & Ray Austin
Steve White: What the hell is this?! Why did the referee ring the bell? Where is Cadence Stone at?!
Chuck Thompson: I don't even know what the hell is going on anymore!
Quinton Hughes begins throwing Gabriel Creed around the ring like a rag doll. He picks him up off the ring mat and begins smashing his face repeatedly off of the turnbuckle. He keeps going and going even after he smashes his head off of it 20 times! Finally, he rages and throws Gabriel backwards. Gabriel tries to get back up to his feet, but is too dizzy to get up. Quinton runs over and smashes his foot in Gabriel's face. Quinton Hughes then dominates Gabriel Creed for about five more minutes before finally hitting the Fallback Bomb and pinning him. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, by pinfall, Quinton Hughes and Cadence Stone!
Steve White: What?! Cadence Stone didn't even appear!
Chuck Thompson: This crazy ass monster has ruined another match! I can't believe it!
"I Need A Doctor" by Eminem ft. Dr. Dre begins to play over the PA system as Quinton smirks and exits the ring as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as the fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Rockin’ Lunatic!
What you Want by Evanescence blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring . Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And… Mike Maddox!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Rockin' Lunatic vs. Mike Maddox
Steve White: And we will find out right now which EHWF vet is the better man!
The match starts out at a quick pace as Mike Maddox bolts straight at Rockin’ and begins landing some hard leg kicks. Rockin’ stumbles backwards while trying to block the kicks. He falls into the corner of the ring where Mike Maddox mercilessly jumps on him and knees him in the stomach repeatedly. Finally, the referee pulls him off and Rockin’ hurries back up to his feet. Mike Maddox lets him get no further, though, as he runs at him and hits him with a huge forearm smash to the face! Rockin’ leans against the ring ropes to regain his composure and Mike Maddox begins pushing down on his head, choking Rockin’ over the top rope. The referee counts to four and Mike Maddox lets go of Rockin’ so he doesn't get disqualified. Rockin’ turns around and is dropkicked out of the ring by Mike Maddox! The crowd loves the action, but most of them still boo Mike Maddox.
Chuck Thompson: Come on Rockin’! Don't prove me wrong!
Steve White: Maddox has this in the bag.
Mike Maddox stands in the ring with his hands on the top rope, waiting for Rockin’ to get back up to his feet on the outside of the ring. When he does, Mike Maddox launches himself over the top rope and hits a perfectly executed cross body onto Rockin’. Maddox gets back up to his feet quickly and picks Rockin’ up right away. He attempts to irish whip Rockin’ into the ring post, but Rockin’ reverses it and instead irish whips Mike Maddox into the ring post! Mike's shoulder smashes hard off of the ring post as he falls to the ground, rolling in pain while holding his shoulder. Rockin’ Lunatic kneels down to one knee to shake off the pain and then goes back after Mike. He picks him up over his head and drops him on his chest across the crowd barrier. Mike Maddox falls back to the floor, holding his chest and his shoulder.
Steve White: Rockin’ is taking charge now.
Chuck Thompson: Yes! Go Rockin’!
Rockin’ rolls into the ring and then back out to break up the referee's count. Mike Maddox uses the crowd barrier to pull himself back up to his feet, but when he turns around he is clotheslined over it and into the first two rows of fans! The fans quickly get out of the way as Rockin’ comes over the barrier into the crowd as well. He picks up Mike Maddox and powerbombs him on the floor that is scattered with chairs! The referee does not disqualify Rockin’ because he is standing inside of the ring and does not see that Rockin’ powerbombed Maddox onto chairs. The fans quickly boo that decision as Rockin’ picks Maddox back up and throws him back over the crowd barrier. He climbs up onto the crowd barrier and just when Mike Maddox gets back onto his hands and knees, Rockin’ jumps off and hits a closed fist shot right to the back of the head! Maddox falls to the floor and holds the back of his head, kicking his feet in pain.
Steve White: What a powerbomb!
Chuck Thompson: Maddox is a redneck piece of shit.
Steve White: Maddox will redeem himself in EHWF starting with Rockin’.
Rockin’ picks Maddox back up and rolls him back into the ring and then slides in after him. He rolls him over onto his back and pins him. 1...2...kickout! Mike Maddox gets a shoulder up just in time! Rockin’ begins punching Mike Maddox straight in the face multiple times until the referee warns him. He gets off and picks Mike Maddox up, but quickly plants him back down with a brainbuster!
Steve White: What a match!
Chuck Thompson: Brainbuster!
Rockin’ then picks Maddox up once more and throws him back into the ring. Once in the ring, he signals for the end and picks the mostly limp Mike Maddox up, but Maddox hurries in a reverse to a DDT! Both men lay on the ring mat trying to regain their composure. The referee begins the count. 1...2...3...4...5...neither man is up yet. 6...7...8...both men are now getting up to their feet! They begin to exchange punches back and fourth before Maddox ducks a punch and hits a snap neckbreaker on Rockin’! He then covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Mike Maddox!
Mike Maddox gets up and shows off as the crowd cheers him. He then exits the ring and slaps some fans' hands as he makes his way back up the entrance ramp towards the backstage area and the scene fades to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is an intergender singles match scheduled for one fall!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 285 pounds, Frank Finelli!
The arena lights go out leaving only the running lights on. Black smoke starts creeping out across the stage and ramp while Manson's "New Shit" starts to play.
"Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name."
Munin steps out onto the stage letting the smoke coil around her shapely leather clad form. She takes a moment to look over the crowd with a small smirk, before making her way down the ramp in time with the music.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: Everybody sing along."
Strobe lights start to go off as the chorus is repeated once more.
"Babble babble bitch bitch Rebel rebel party party Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your STUPID SLOGAN IN Everybody sing along."
Her step is light but sure and confident. Her movements fluid and graceful as she walks through the smoke. A small smile still touching the corner of her mouth. Strobes stop and extremly bright lights follow her small form down the ramp as the song continues on from the chorus. By this point the audience has started to sing along, and Munin spares some of them her signature cheshire smile. The black smoke continues to cling to her during her walk. Causing her to look like some beautiful shadow come to life walking down a road of light. The effect is errie, unearhly, and yet entrancing.
"Are you motherfuckers ready For the new shit? Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming. This is the new shit. Stand up and admit. Do we get it? No. Do we want it? Yeah. This is the new shit, Stand up and admit."
Reaching the ring she climbs in, giving the fans a wink over her shoulder ashedoes so. Then standing in the ring she looks out over the crowd, as the song ends with Manson crooning.
"Let us entertain you."
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, fighting out of Hachiooji, Japan, standing at 5 feet and 3 inches tall and weighing in at 120 pounds, Munin!
Steve White: Well, Munin is definitely making a step up tonight in competition. She is about to fight a past North American Champion. This should be a good one to watch.
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Frank Finelli vs. Munin
The match starts out with Frank walking towards Munin, with a big grin on his face thinking this will be an easy win for him. He gets a huge surprise when he comes toe to toe with Munin, though, as she knees him in the gut and then slaps him in the face. Frank stumbles backwards and Munin stays on the assault, kicking him repeatedly in the stomach until he falls into the corner of the ring. She then kicks him in the right leg multiple times and then hits a spinning back elbow right to his face! Frank holds his jaw while leaning over the top rope, completely caught off guard. Munin runs against the opposite ring ropes and runs back at him. She grabs his head and jumps over the top rope, choking Frank on the top rope! Frank falls backwards onto the ring mat and holds his neck as he rolls around in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Haha! Frank is getting his ass kicked by a woman!
Steve White: I never count out anyone. And that includes females.
Munin slides back into the ring and kicks Frank a few times in the ribs while he is still down on the ring mat. She climbs up to the top rope and raises her hands up in the air to get a reaction from the fans before she flips off of the top rope right onto the chest of Frank! She then goes for a pin. 1...2...kickout! Frank gets a shoulder up and Munin hurries to continue the attack. She puts Frank in a sleeper hold! Frank is fighting it and uses the ring ropes to help him climb back up to his feet with her latched onto his back. He swings his arms around a little bit, but finally grabs her by the hair and throws her violently over his shoulder and down to the ring mat. The fans' reactions quickly change as he shakes off the attack he just withstood.
Steve White: Well, Frank finally caught a break.
Chuck Thompson: Yes, but now what can he do with it?
Frank Finelli walks over to Munin and picks her up off of the ring mat by her hair. He smashes her face off of the turnbuckle three times and then lets her fall back down to the ring mat. He looks very pissed off as he pulls her up and puts her on his shoulder. He then runs and hits a running powerslam! Munin holds her back in pain as Frank sits on his knees, looking down at her. He picks her up again and hits a belly to back suplex on her, making her do a backflip in the air and landing on her stomach! Frank then gets back up to his feet and picks her up one more time before hitting the Finelli Fatality! He looks down at her body on the ring mat again, and pins. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Frank Finelli!
Frank sits in the ring beside the body of Munin and then begins pulling her back up to her feet! The crowd begins booing him heavily for this. He looks at the face of the semi-councious Munin and is setting her up for another Finelli Fatality!
Steve White: Oh come on! Enough is enough!
Right as he is setting her up, Aphazel comes walking down to the ring quickly. She slides into the ring and Frank tosses Munin to the side. He taunts Aphazel and walks towards her. She kicks him right in the balls! Frank gets a look of shock and pain on his face and falls backwards, holding his groin. Aphazel smirks at him and helps Munin back up to her feet and out of the ring. They make their way back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades to a commercial break with Frank laying in the ring, in deep pain.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as the crowd begins to die down when the lights go out. There is a slight pause as the scene goes stagnate in quiet darkness. As the titration begins to flicker a quiet tune begins to play as a purple light begins to slowly form at the entrance way. The quiet tune of a sweet lullaby plays it's soft, gentle tune.
As the screen begins to constantly flicker more, a silhouette of a women appears dragging a little treasure chest behind her. As the purple light begins to lift the light in arena to better visibility is the appearance of Pandora clear as she slowly walks down to the ring. Her right hand down, grasping the handle of a locked chest with four wooden wheels, her left by her breast cuddling a gory stained teddy bear, that was sure to fall apart at any given minute.
As she gets close to the ring she leaves the chest up against the guard rail, placing her stuffed animal on the middle of the chest after a sickly kiss to it's bloody nose. Turning to use the stairs, Pandora seems innocent enough as she softly takes steps and sneaks into a turnbuckle, shyly.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Pandora!
A white fog starts to cover the ramp as the opening notes to Bullets by Creed start to play. A series of bright red spot lights turn on illuminating the smoke as Sujir's silhouette is seen at the top of the ramp. The smoke slowly clears as Sujir wearing a red leather trench coat slowly steps down the ramps striding slowly towards the ring nodding to the fans as he does so. Once to the ring he climbs the steel steps and slides into the ring under the ropes and then rises to his knees kneeling to the center of the ring staring at the top of the entrance ramp his arms spread. About halfway through the song he jumps to his feet he rises to his feet and strides confidently to his corner. Once there he pulls off his trench coat tossing it towards the ring announcers before he rises to the top ropes as the lights return to normal and he awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And the EHWF Hardcore Champion… SUJIR THORN!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Sujir Thorn vs. Pandora
The bell rings and Pandora and Sujir lock up. Sujir quickly dodges around Pandora and comes behind her. Sujir grabs Pandora and quickly starts choking her out. Pandora reverses it and locks Sujir's arm up. Sujir yells out in pain but turns the tables and gets out of the lock, getting Pandora in a headlock. Pandora struggles and tries to go back for Sujir's arm but can't. Sujir flips Pandora and lands him on the mat. Sujir tries to cover Pandora but Pandora won't let up.
Chuck Thompson: The action is quick here Steve.
Steve White: Both competitors know the importance of this match.
Pandora pushes Sujir off her and gets up. Pandora goes to clothesline Sujir but Sujir ducks it and comes back at Pandora with a high kick. Sujir bounces off the ropes for a high running move but instead gets dropkicked by Pandora. Pandora then takes advantage of a hurt Sujir and starts stomping him out on the mat. Sujir tries to roll away but is booted in the face by Pandora.
Chuck Thompson: Oh damn! Massive boot to the face by Pandora!
Steve White: It could be lights out for Sujir but he is desperately fighting his way back up, using the ropes.
Sujir tries to get his own back by getting up with the ropes assist. Pandora charges at Sujir but Sujir ducks and rolls and Pandora slams into the corner. Sujir takes advantage and dropkicks Pandora in the back. Sujir quickly covers Pandora but Pandora kicks out straight away.
Chuck Thompson: Not even a one count Steve...
Steve White: Pandora wants it, but don't count out Sujir.
Pandora waits for Sujir to get up and when he does she picks him up and tries to suplex him but Sujir is too heavy and elbows Pandora in the head to buy some time. Sujir jump kicks Pandora in the chest and then hits her with some quick kicks to the legs. Sujir goes to swing a right hook at Pandora but Pandora blocks it and hooks Sujir in the face. Pandora headbutts Sujir and then sets him up for a piledriver. Pandora can't get the piledriver though and instead opts for a swinging neckbreaker. Sujir is hurt on the mat and Pandora starts to recover.
Chuck Thompson: Sujir is struggling! He just got rocked!
Steve White: Yes but he is fighting desperately to get up, quickly right here!
Sujir rolls back up to his feet, Pandora boots him in the gut but Sujir fights back and punches Pandora in the face. Sujir then dropkicks Pandora's right leg. Sujir uses that time to capitalize and springs off the ropes and bounces off the other set top ropes and soars towards Pandora. Pandora quickly gets up and boots Sujir in the chest as he is in mid-air. Sujir slams on the mat hard and Pandora takes a breath. Sujir tries to keep his dream alive as he gets to one knee and stumbles around in pain and disorientation. Pandora grabs Sujir and hits a huge piledriver on him. Pandora struggles and makes the cover on Sujir.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, Pandora!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t believe it, Pandora beat the Hardcore Champion!
Steve White: Haha, this is hilarious. Sujir will have to do far better next week if he wants to keep any shred of dignity!
Pandora celebrates as Sujir rolls out of the ring. The scene then fades to a commercial break with Pandora continuing the celebration.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand again.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The lights turn bloody red as the whole arena turns black. Where's God hits the speakers as Raven Trueblood walks out. He has a cold look on his face. He puts his arms out to the side and pyros go off. He then walks down to the ring and rolls into it as he then leans against the lower turnbuckle and waits for his challenger.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from The Mad House, standing at 5 feet and 8 inches tall and weighing in at 180 pounds, he is the North American Champion, Raven Trueblood!
"You must FIGHT ... "
The lights begin flickering, and a cloud of steam precludes the arrival of the Arbiter. He steps out onto the stage and stands there for a moment, surveying the crowd through his mask. He then makes his way down to the ring, ascending the steel steps and entering through the ring ropes. Walking a slow circle around the inside of the ring, he turns and stares at his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Unknown, standing at 6 feet and 5 inches tall and weighing in at 247 pounds, he is The Arbiter!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Raven Trueblood vs. The Arbiter
The match starts and Raven Trueblood runs at The Arbiter and attempts a quick clotheline, but Arbiter ducks it and when Trueblood turns around, Arbiter begins laying lefts and rights into the face of Trueblood. Trueblood falls back against the turnbuckle and then Arbiter begins hitting hard elbow smashes to his face. Arbiter then pulls Trueblood out of the corner of the ring and hits a hard scoop slam on him in the center of the ring. He runs against the ring ropes and comes back and hits a leg drop right on the throat of Trueblood. Arbiter then picks him up again and irish whips him against the turnbuckle. He walks over to him and climbs up onto the second rope and begins raining punches down on Raven Trueblood as the crowd counts with every punch that lands. 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! Arbiter gets down and Trueblood swings blindly a few times before falling on his face in the ring.
Steve White: Arbiter has quick control of this one. Trueblood is already disoriented in there.
Chuck Thompson: He does, but we both know how the tide can turn very fast here in EHWF. Especially in Raven Trueblood's matches. He isn't the North American Champion for nothing ya know.
Arbiter cockily picks up Trueblood and slaps him in the face and that sets off a rage in Trueblood. He grabs Arbiter by the throat and throws him into the corner of the ring! He then begins hitting some huge body shots on the stomach and ribs of Arbiter. Arbiter fights out of it and pushes Trueblood away, but Trueblood bull rushes back at him and knocks him through the ring ropes and out of the ring! Raven Trueblood then holds the top rope and waits for Arbiter to get back up to his feet on the outside and then he launches himself over the top rope and flips right onto Arbiter!
Steve White: Just like you said, the tide has turned again.
Chuck Thompson: Now Arbiter is on the bad end of this match! Trueblood seems to be fired up.
Trueblood then gets a ton of momentum on his side and the fans are going crazy. He waits for Arbiter to get back up to his feet and then charges at him, going for a spear, but Arbiter moves out of the way and trips Trueblood, sending him face first into the steel ring steps! The crowd makes and "oooh" noise at the sound his face makes as it smashes off the steel ring steps. Arbiter regains his composure and picks up Trueblood and punches him in the face a few times before rolling him back into the ring. He slides in after him and continues the assault inside of the ring hitting multiple back suplexes on him in a row! Arbiter then signals for the end and picks him up and hits the Black-13 on him! Trueblood lays on the ring mat, motionless, as Arbiter goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, The Arbiter!
Chuck Thompson: A HUGE win for The Arbiter tonight!
Arbiter climbs back up to his feet and the referee attempts to raise his hand in victory, but The Arbiter pulls it away and swats away the referee. He then shows off inside of the ring while the fans boo him. He exits the ring and heads back up the entrance ramp as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as the lights dim as Beer and Gasoline blasts throught out the arena. Finally pink and blue light flood the darkness leading the a stage area. Brandy steps out into the lights as fans give her a mixture of boos and cheers. She energetically makes her way to the ring as she smiles to the fans. She slides in under the bottom rope as the arena lights come back on.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Brandy Allen!
Let's Go Out Intro to Cinema start's Smoke Machine going off Multi Color lights going back and forth as Cinema play out Say Cause your Alexis wearing Candy Metallic Red Robe with her face on it Saying Beautiful Nightmare with glow stick spinning around fast as fireworks going off as through the as Cinema as Alexis make her Entrance way as spot light shining down on Alexis as she get to the ring side she go to kiss a young kid on the chick but that last second she pulls away the as walk up the ring steps get the ring under the top rope slowly as she blow a to her opponent as she laying on her side.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… Alexis!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up (together), with thumbs out, she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents, Heather Helmsley!
Madison Murdock comes out onto the stage as her pyro goes off. She makes her way down the ramp as the fans cheer. She slides into the ring and celebrates up on the turnbuckle as the match begins.
Patricia Downs: And Finally… Madison Murdock!
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Brandy Allen & Alexis vs. Maddie Murdock & Heather Helmsley
The match starts out with Alexis and Maddie in the ring first. The two women walk in circles around the ring a few times, trying to stare each other down. When they realize it isn't going to work, they tie up in the center and Alexis quickly gets the upper hand with a headlock. Maddie pushes her way out if by pushing Alexis against the ring ropes. Alexis comes running back at her and Maddie hits a swift drop toe hold. Alexis falls to the ring mat and smacks her face off of it. Maddie then jumps back up to her feet and kicks Alexis a few times while she is down. She then picks her up and irish whips her into a vacant corner of the ring. She runs at her, but Alexis lifts up and throws her legs around the neck of Maddie. She then pushes off of the top rope and hits a hurricanrana on Maddie! Alexis shakes her head a few times to clear before getting back up to her feet.
Steve White: The last diva you want to be in the ring with is Maddie Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Alexis is getting her ass beat.
Alexis waits until Maddie gets back up to her feet and then she hits a quick dropkick straight to the chest of Maddie. Alexis then stomps her while she is down on the ring mat a few times before picking her up and throwing her down right away with a quick scoop slam. Alexis then begins climbing the turnbuckle to the top rope. She gets there and as soon as Maddie gets back up to her feet inside of the ring, Alexis jumps off of the top rope and hits a crossbody on Maddie, but Maddie rolls back over and ends up on top of Alexis and she goes for the pin! 1...2...kickout! Alexis pushes Maddie off of her.
Steve White: No way this match was going to end that fast. Alexis is still going strong but this is Maddie’s ring. Alexis is new here don’t forget.
Alexis and Maddie both get back up to their feet and begin throwing slaps and punches at each other, only about half of them hitting. Maddie pushes Alexis into the corner of the ring and knees her in the stomach a few times. Alexis falls down onto the ring mat and Maddie steps on her throat while holding the ring ropes, choking her. Maddie then gets off of her, picks her up, and drags her to her own corner of the ring. Maddie tags in Heather and both women begin kicking and stomping Alexis in their own corner. Finally, the referee makes Maddie exit the ring so it is only Heather and Alexis in it. Heather picks up Alexis, but she squirms out of it and hurries to her own corner and tags in the fresh Brandy Allen! Brandy comes in gunning. She hits some huge forearm shots the face of Heather, knocking her into the corner of the ring. She kicks her in the stomach a few times and then hits a spinning back elbow to the side of the head of Heather. Heather falls into the corner, holding her head.
Chuck Thompson: And just like that, everything changes.
Steve White: It has been a great match so far. No way one team is going to just dominate this.
Brandy picks Heather up off of the ring mat, but Heather breaks the grip and hits a few huge forearms of her own. Brandy stumbles backwards and Heather hurries at her and hits her a few good times in the face and stomach. Heather then grabs Brandy by the hair and knees her in the gut a few times, causing her to cough badly. Heather then begins landing a number of moves on Brandy, hurting her more and more with every one she lands. After about five minutes of Heather having the upper hand and Brandy not looking to well, Heather signals for the end. She grabs Brandy and goes for her finishing move but Brandy reverses it and throws Heather in the corner. Alexis runs in to get one over on Heather but Maddie comes in and hits Alexis with a powerslam. Brandy turns her attention to Maddie. Heather comes from behind and hits a neckbreaker on Brandy and covers quickly.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winners of this match, by submission, Heather Helmsley and Maddie Murdock!
Steve White: What a match that was!
Chuck Thompson: Yeah I love hot diva action!
From out of nowhere, Justice Orton and Undead Army manager Ashley Bullard come from out of the crowd and ambush Maddie Murdock, Hitting her with a bulldog and stomping her out until Heather notices. Ashley and Justice roll out of the ring and run back up the ramp laughing. Maddie gets helped up by Heather but she looks angry.
The match ends and the scene suddenly shifts to the backstage area. Once there the focus quickly comes into to show the beaten and bloodied form of Insane Compatibility laying on the floor.A loud crash draws the camera across the room where two barely visible men were engaged in an all brawl.
Steve White: What the hell is going on here?
Chuck Thompson: Looks like someone is getting their as kicked.
The two as of yet unknown men continue to brawl using anything and everything to go at each other. Suddenly one of the men is sent flying and is revealed to be none other than Sah'ta Thor. He lands with a loud thud on the floor and writhes from the impact. Yet, he has no time to recover as the other man, who is none other than Sujir Thorn, keeps up the attack using a lead pipe like to brutalize his father's body.
Steve White: Well that answers that. Though what happened with Insane Compatibility?
Chuck Thompson: I don't know Steve but I am guessing he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Steve White: Well I do know we need to have someone come stop this before someone gets seriously hurt.
Sujir had managed to bring the pipe down on Thor's torso a few times with good solid shots with the pipe. Knowing that further hits would prevent the match at Sudden Death results in Sujir tossing the pipe towards where Insane Compatibility was laying. Sujir then lifts his father up and then slams him down in the ground in a vicious powerbomb. This attack was followed up by a series of savage lefts and rights.
Steve White: Thor is getting his ass kicked here.
Chuck Thompson: Sujir is looking to do as much damage as he can to his father before their meeting at Sudden Death.
Attention is drawn back to the form of Insane Compatibility as he starts to stir. The man suddenly gets up and grabs the lead pipe that was a few feet away from him. Sujir is still brutally beating his father with his fists. Out of nowhere Insane Compatibility slams the lead pipe into Sujir's back. this causes Sujir to stop his attack on Thor as he tries to roll out of the way from the pipe.
Chuck Thompson: I thought Insane Compatibility was out cold.
Steve White: Apparently so did Sujir.
Chuck Thompson: But will Thor be able to show some signs of life here?
Thor uses the moment to roll out of the way. He gets up and turns to look at the other two men with a strangely serene yet demonic look in his eyes. It was the look of a man who was about to engage in a calm yet savage act of violence. While Sujir is distracted by the enraged Insane Compatibility, Thor readies himself for his counter attack. This takes a few seconds but then Thor rushes forward with an intense barrage of lefts and rights. This staggers Sujir as he tries to fight off both men.
Steve White: Sujir getting what is coming to him.
Chuck Thompson: He earned it and frankly Sujir shouldn't have taken his anger at losing to Pandora out on these two men.
The brawl quickly breaks down into a free-for-all as all three men fight to be the only one left standing. Thor gets an advantage by tossing Insane Compatibility into Sujir. This cause the causes the two men to lock up while Thor struggles to catch his breath. Sujir soon has Insane Compatibility on the ground with his head being used as a basketball. Thor watches this then hits Sujir with a clothesline as he stands back up. Both men fall to the ground while Thor begin to beat Sujir senseless.
Steve White: This thing has totally broken down.
Chuck Thompson: have to say this is bound to have been better than seeing Thor squash Insane Compatibility.
Steve White: That may be right but it looks like someone has finally show up to get a hand on this situation.
At this point nearly a dozen EHWF security personnel enter the ring and pull the three men apart. As it goes to commercial break the medical staff come out to check on the three men.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs standing inside of the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
A silence is broken by a voice over as music begins to play, "Let me give you a little advice, there's a force in the universe that makes things happen. All you have to do is get in touch with them." The chorus of Scraped by Guns N' Roses begins to play as Tyler Gates makes his way out on the entrance ramp with his arms raised trying to get the crowd louder. He then throws his signiture two middle fingers pointed towards the ceiling as pyros shoot up from the floor. He then makes his way to the ring pointing at and greeting fans. As he gets halfway down the ramp, he runs and slides into the ring. He runs over and jumps on a middle turnbuckle corner and again gets the crowd behind him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, hailing from Denton, Texas, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 224 pounds, Tyler Gates!
"River of Time" hits the PA and fireworks explode across the stage. Drake Coleman's form rises through the smoke. His hand taking off his shades as he looks around. Walking very slowly down to the ring he lifts himself to the apron and he slowly enters the ring. Staring at the ref with a tilted head. He laughs for a moment and turns around before sitting back against the turnbuckle.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina, standing at 6 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 298 pounds, Drake "The Icon" Coleman!
Steve White: Tyler Gates looked very impressive in his debut last week, but this week he is put up against a very tough test in Drake Coleman.
Chuck Thompson: With how long he has been out of in ring action and just came back last week, this might be too much for Tyler. But we'll see i guess.
DING DING DING!
Match #8: Tyler Gates vs. Drake Coleman
The match starts out as Drake Coleman and Tyler Gates both go to the center of the ring and get in a tie up. They struggle for a few short seconds, but Drake powers Tyler away from him and onto his back on the ring mat. Tyler hurries back up to his feet and Drake is already on him, punching away at his face. Tyler hits a few quick body shots as a counter and then hits a european uppercut on Drake as he leans down. Drake stumbles backwards and Tyler dropkicks him, knocking him down to the ring mat. Drake begins to climb back up to his feet, but once he gets on one knee, he is kicked in the head by Tyler! Drake falls over back down to the ring mat, holding his head in pain. Tyler goes for a quick pin. 1...2...kickout! Drake kicks out right after the referee counts 2.
Steve White: Not really a close fall there, but Tyler is doing a pretty good number on Drake so far.
Chuck Thompson: Ya, but he has to keep this up until Drake is unable to continue and that is never an easy thing to do.
Tyler Gates pulls Drake Coleman back up to his feet and hits him in the face a few times before irish whipping him into the corner of the ring. Tyler then runs at Drake, runs up the first and second rope and knees Drake right in the face! Tyler then stands on the second rope and continually smashes his knee into the face of Drake Coleman. He finally hops off the rope and Drake falls down onto his knees on the ring mat, his nose now bleeding from the brutal knees. Tyler shows off to the fans, who cheer him in response. He then walks back over to Drake Coleman and grabs him by his head, but Coleman reverses it and hits some good shots to the stomach of Tyler. Drake then grabs Tyler by the head and throws him through the ropes and out of the ring.
Steve White: Never show off during a match! I don't know how many times i have seen people get caught doing that.
Chuck Thompson: Well i guess when you get things going your way, your mind loses track of the match. I don't know.
Drake Coleman rolls out of the ring and once Tyler Gates gets up, Drake hits a huge uppercut on him, sending him rolling over the announcers table. Drake then walks around and begins choking Tyler with the headset cord of one of the commentators. The referee warns him not to try that again and Drake throws Tyler back over the announce table beside the ring as Steve White and Chuck Thompson begin to fix their commentating area. Drake Coleman then picks up Gates and smashes his head off of the ring apron. Tyler Gates falls down to one knee and Drake stands back. Once Tyler recovers and stands back up and turns around, Drake hits a big boot right to his face! Tyler goes down hard and Drake rolls into the ring then back out again to break the referees count.
Chuck Thompson: Oh how things have changed. Now Drake Coleman has complete control of this match.
Steve White: Well, remember it turned this way when Gates began showing off during the match. That really messed him up.
Coleman picks up Gates and throws him hard into the crowd barrier. He runs at him, looking for another big boot, but Gates ducks and Drake gets stuck on the crowd barrier. Tyler, using a sudden boost of momentum, gets onto the ring apron and jumps off, dropkicking Drake over the crowd barrier! Tyler falls hard to the floor and lays there as the fans are cheering. The referee jumps out of the ring to check on the two downed men and once he sees that they are alright, he slides back into the ring to begin a count. Both men roll around a little bit, but don't get up to their feet right away.
Steve White: Come on guys! Get in the ring! Don't let this great match end like this!
Chuck Thompson: It isn't so great to me! Those fuckers messed up our whole area over here!
The count is now up to 5 as Drake is now back over the crowd barrier near the ring. 6...7... Tyler is now sliding back into the ring and Drake is almost there. 8...9...Drake rolls into the ring just in time! Drake uses the turnbuckle to climb back up to his feet and Tyler runs at him and elbows him in the back of the head! He knees Drake in the ribs a few times before pulling him out of the corner of the ring and suddenly hitting a D2E! He then rolls over onto Drake for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Tyler Gates!
Steve White: What a HUGE win for Tyler Gates tonight! He has shown that he has what it takes to hang with the top guys here.
Chuck Thompson: I don't say this much, but i will admit it now. I am impressed.
Tyler Gates climbs back up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee. He then begins showing off inside of the ring as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break as the lights go out making it pitch black in the arena. A gong is heard echoing through the arena. It rings TWO times. Then thunder and lightning is heard. As it continues, 12 druids walk out down the ramp carrying torches. They line up on each side of the ring 6 per side. The storm sounds then go quiet and Been to Hell blares through the PA flooding the arena in a black light.
Once the lyrics of the music begin to Play 2D emerges in a slow walking pace from behind the curtain and stops on the stage. He looks up and around the crowd the ciggerette style burn holes around the eye sockets of his mask glowing with a fierce intensity. 2 Dope raises his arms and a fog begins to fill the arena. 2 Dope then begins to walk down the ramp under the torches of the Druids. Once he reaches the ring he climbs the stairs and enters the ring through the top and middle rope and stands center of the ring. 2 Dope then raises his right arm and lightning strikes the ring causing fireworks to shoot out of each turnbuckle causing the lights to come on. The Druids return up the ramp as 2 Dope's music fades and 2 Dope awaits his opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… 2 Dope!
"Glory" By Hollywood Undead starts to play over the pa system of the EHWF. The fans are all standing on there feet. Out to the top of the stage stands the greatest man alive stands on the stage. Chance Davis walks down the ramp slapping the fans hands and letting the fans slap him on the back. He walks up the step[s and then gets onto the apron. He jumps over the ropes and stands in the ring ready for a fight.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Chance Davis!
The lights in the arena go out as a cool breeze brushes across the crowd. A gong is heard lightly over the PA system as footsteps quickly follow. Another gong is heard as the footsteps grow louder finally blaring over the sound system. The words “Black Man Walking” echoes from beam to beam as finally “Rollin” by Limp Bizket hit the PA system sending the crowd to their feet. Black Man storms the stage with both hands thrown into the air above his head. With his signature black leather pants, grey tank top, and yellow Oakley’s draped over his eyes, Black Man strolls down the ramp and slides into the ring. Black Man rushes to each and every corner raising his hands to the crowd trying to draw a reaction from each individual.
Patricia Downs: And their opponent… The EHWF Champion… BLACK MAN!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Black Man vs. 2 Dope & Chance Davis
The match starts. 2 Dope runs up and dropkicks Black Man down to the mat. They both get up but 2 Dope dropkicks him again. Black Man goes to get up but Dope holds him in a headlock and refuses to let up. Dope tightens his hold as much as he can to try and get Black Man to submit but it only makes Black Man angry.
Steve White: 2 Dope could prove a lot here tonight if he can get a win over the champion, albeit a handicap match.
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think Black Man plans on losing here tonight. Especially not to Chance Davis and 2 Dope.
Black Man powers out of the damn headlock and hits Dope with a scoopslam. Dope gets up and boots Black in the gut. Black Man hits Dope with a mean clothesline then goes to hit 2 Dope with the Black Stunn but Dope jumps away and tags in Chance Davis!
Steve White: Here comes Davis!
Chuck Thompson: Davis switched sides to the Undead Army and Black Man wants to make him pay for it tonight.
Chance comes in and clotheslines Black Man. Black Man gets up and hits Chance with a spinebuster. Chance rolls around in pain as Black Man taunts out to him and 2 Dope.
Steve White: Spinebuster. Chance just got fucked up!
Chuck Thompson: Aw heck! Black Man is just getting started...
Black Man clothelines Chance back down to the mat once again. Chance struggles to his feet but unexpectedly 2 Dope comes in the ring and low blows Chance Davis. 2 Dope then proceeds to yell “You’re not good enough, you’re not in the Undead Army!” then 2 Dope rolls out of the ring.
Steve White: What the hell was that. Dope just betrayed his own partner. This match is ruined now!
Chuck Thompson: Well that’s messed up but I guess we all knew how the outcome of this match was going to go anyway...
Black Man shakes his head and hits Chance with the BMF! That’s not enough though, Black Man picks him up and hits him with a mean Black Stunn then covers him as 2 Dope watches on the outside.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner...The EHWF Mayhem World Champion...BLACK MAN!
Out of nowhere, Rockin’ Lunatic Slides in and low blows Black Man. 2 Dope comes in and they starts stomping him. Suddenly Trey Weston comes out and lays out Chance Davis then goes over and starts stomping out Black Man with the rest of them.
Steve White: Less than spectacular superstar Trey Weston just come out and laid out Chance now he’s helping in the 3 on 1 assault on the Champ!
Chuck Thompson: What’s this?!
The Arbiter’s Music hits and Arbiter makes his way down to the ring. 2 Dope and Rockin’ hold Black Man up and offer him to the Arbiter. Arbiter nods as they hold Black Man for him… Arbiter walks closer but stops and he takes his mask off revealing it to be Rissi just impersonating Arbiter!
Steve White: Imposter! Rissi!
Chuck Thompson: He’s back and he’s looking for some pay back!
Rissi helps Black Man and he starts fighting Rockin’ and 2 Dope. Black Man joins the fight and it looks like the World Wide Nigga’s are doing a good job until the Real Arbiter rushes to the ring and attacks Black Man! Rockin, 2 Dope and Trey help Arbiter and 2 on 4 breaks out against Rissi and Black Man!
Steve White: Rissi! He’s back but the numbers game is too much for the WWN!
Chuck Thompson: 4 on 2!
Rissi and Black Man roll out of the ring. 2 Dope, Trey, Arbiter and Rockin’ try to keep them out. Rissi grabs a mic from the outside.
Michael Rissi: Y’know. You Undead Army pieces of Trash might think you’re damn good for doing what you do but in actual reality you’re just psychotic faggots! That’s right… I know that Black Man has to take on this Arbiter queer at Sudden Death which would leave me all alone against you Undead losers. I would be fine with that but in my down time I’ve assembled a team which will fuck you losers up. That’s right, at Sudden Death I will have a tag team partner and we will have a match with you assholes…
The Fans Cheer!
Chuck Thompson: A tag team partner?!
Michael Rissi: You might know my partner for Sudden Death as...God’s gift to pro fucking wrestling...JASON DAVE!
Jason Dave’s music hits, the fans go wild and the Undead Army are furious. Jason Dave walks down the ramp and shakes hands with Rissi and Black Man. Jason Dave waves out to the crowd.
Michael Rissi: That’s right, he’s back bitches. JASON DAVE! And on Sunday at Sudden Death… Black Man is going to fuck up the Arbiter and Jason Dave and I are going to clean the floor with the Undead Army!
The fans cheer. Rissi, Black Man and Jason Dave run back into the ring. Trey, Arbiter and the Undead Army run out and the two groups shout at each other as the fans cheer. We fade out to the EHWF logo, ending the show.