Post by La Familia Gómez on May 17, 2013 23:14:05 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello and welcome to another sure to be great edition of Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White along with Chuck Thompson here at ringside and Chuck, after what took place at the end of Mayhem last week with Black Man being stripped of the Mayhem World Championship then laying out Swaggah with the Black Stunn, you have to wonder what will happen.
Chuck Thompson: I am really looking forward to finding out, Steve. You can't just lay out an authority figure and get away with it. I'm sure Black Man will be punished in some way, but he is not here at Mayhem tonight so it will have to wait if he is. But aside from that big story, we have other stories to follow throughout the night. Including the great matches set up! David Arnold and Madison Murdock, who will be fighting each other at Aces High for the North American Championship will team up once again to face the team of Chris Styles and Katrina Mazzarato.
Steve White: And that should definitely be an interesting match to watch. Last week Arnold and Murdock actually teamed up very well in their tag match and won it. Can they do the same this week when their title match is coming up soon? We also have two matches that will decide the next Hardcore Championship contender. If The Professor can defeat Domenic Mazzio tonight, he will get a Hardcore title match at Aces High. However, if he loses to Mazzio, then the winner of Cody versus Frank Finelli will get the next title shot! That will be an interesting thing to watch for sure.
Chuck Thompson: And how about Drake Coleman versus Devi? And James Serenity taking on an EHWF newcomer, The Enigmatic Creature? Or Heather Helmsley facing Quinton Hughes, who is just now coming off of an almost 2 month long suspension! So much to watch for tonight, Steve!
Steve White: No doubt about that. So let's get the show started with the lovely Patricia Downs! She's in the ring right now.
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The first match of the evening is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First Rockin’ Lunatic!
What you Want by Evanescence blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The: Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring. Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent Mike Maddox!
DING DING DING!
The match starts out with Mike Maddox and Rockin’ Lunatic circling each other in the center of the ring. They get into a lockup position, but Mike Maddox quickly knees Rockin’ in the stomach and begins hitting him with hard punches to the face and forearms to the back. He pushes him into the corner of the ring and continues raining punches with both hands down upon Rockin’. The referee finally has to pull Mike Maddox off of Rockin’ and Maddox goes to the center of the ring to cool off.
Steve White: Like Mike Maddox said, he is a new man and a changed man. He’s been racking up some wins and a win this week against a vet like Rockin’ will solidify him as a serious competitor in EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: Maddox has been showing a new approach to his competition an its paying off.
Rockin’ walks to the center of the ring and him and Mike Maddox begin to exchange punches. Rockin’ gets the upper hand this time and then hits a sudden european uppercut on Maddox! Rockin’ irish whips Maddox into the corner of the ring and runs at him and hits him with a forearm smash to the face! Maddox falls to the ring mat, holding his face. Rockin’ stomps him a few times and then picks him up and scoop slams him. Rockin’ then begins climbing to the top rope. Mike Maddox gets up in time though, and runs up onto the second rope and monkey tosses Rockin’ off of the top rope back down to the ring mat! Both men lay there for a few moments trying to recover.
Steve White: Great move by Mike Maddox right there.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin’ just got rocked.
Mike Maddox is first up to his feet, but Rockin’ Lunatic isn’t far behind. Mike runs at Rockin’ and attempts a spear, but Rockin’ sidesteps him and throws him in between the ring ropes and out of the ring! Rockin’ then goes out after him. Maddox gets up to his feet and Rockin’ hits a huge upper cut on him, sending him flailing backwards onto the floor hard. He then picks Maddox back up and irish whips him into the steel ring steps. Maddox lies on the floor, holding his back and grimacing in pain. Rockin’ then picks Maddox back up and puts him on his shoulder. He runs at the ring post, but Maddox squirms out of the hold and pushes Rockin’ face first into the ring post! Maddox then picks Rockin up and tosses him back in the ring. He notices that Rockin’ is out cold and covers
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Mike Maddox!
Maddox celebrates in the ring as we fade out to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial into the parking garage as Swaggah is getting out of a limo. As he gets out, Rissi is standing by. Swaggah looks around and shakes his head trying to avoid him.
Michael Rissi: What the hell was that shit last week Swaggah? You just fired Joanna because Armando claimed that she was in a conflict of interest type relationship with me? You know Armando is a no good piece of trash…
John Swaggah: There’s nothing I could have done, he said he showed them evidence of you two out at dinner a few weeks back.
Michael Rissi: Yeah a business dinner. This is bullshit man and there’s no way she should have lost her job and on top of it that idiot becomes the new Assistant GM! What the hell?
We hear footsteps and then a shadow emerge from the darkness. Armando Cortez approaches both men.
Armando Cortez: See Rissi, its simple. I got the job, I got Joanna overthrown and I outsmarted the both of you because I’m simply better than you and I always have been. I haven’t forgot about when you crushed my team at Aces High around this time last year banishing me to that hellhole Anarchy! I’M in control because I give people something to talk about. I give them something to talk about and love me or hate me that’s what they want… Conversation.
Michael Rissi: You’re a piece of shit man… I’m not going to let you get away with this. I wouldn’t get to comfortable with that job if I were you because I’ll take it way from your stupid ass very damn soon!
Cortez and Rissi get in each other’s faces. Swaggah interrupts and separates both men aggressively.
John Swaggah: Enough of this shit. I have enough problems with you having to take time off because of the envy here Rissi... To top it off my other main guy Black Man is out with an injury and hit Stunned me last week which I’m still pissed about, so I’m not in the mood for either of you guys bullshit. Tonight I plan to make an announcement about what happens with the EHWF title plus the state of EHWF management. Now Cortez you’re expected to be there and Rissi since you have a vested interest in this thing, you can be there too but please bring Joanna with you.
Rissi smiles and nods. Armando gives an arrogant wink.
Michael Rissi: No problem!
Armando Cortez: I’ll be there because... I give people something to talk about... See you later cupcake.
Both men walk off leaving Swaggah alone shaking his head.
We cut back to the ring where the teams of Country Thunder and Alexis Rodriguez and Rick Man are already in the ring. Both teams find their corners and begin to talk. As both teams figure out who will start the ref makes his way to the center of the ring. Xander and Rick Man decide they are starting the match off and they come to the center of the ring.
DING DING DING!
The match starts. Rick Man and Xander lock up. Xander hits Rick Man with a scoopslam and then stomps on him on the mat. Rick Man gets up but Xander boots him in the gut and then takes him down with a hard lariat!
Steve White: Xander and Brandy are looking to rebound with and important win here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Xander is fighting tough right now and is showing that he has what it takes.
Xander picks Rick Man up but Rick Man elbows him in the head. Rick Man swings at Xander but he ducks it and knees Rick Man in the gut. After kneeing him in the gut Xander hits him with a huge uppercut. Rick Man dashes to the corner and tags in Alexis! Xander tags in Brandy!
Steve White: Here come the women!
Chuck Thompson: Nice Steve... Nice!
Alexis and Brandy run at each other but Alexis gets hit with a massive spear. Brandy picks her up and Alexis tries to fight out of her grasp but Brandy is too powerful for her. Brandy hoists Alexis up on her back and hits her with a side toss right onto the hard mat!
Steve White: Damn! Brandy dominating Alexis right now!
Chuck Thompson: She needs to get up and make a tag Steve!
Alexis gets up and tries to run to her corner but Brandy is faster and takes her down to the mat hard. Brandy picks her up and hits her with White Thunder! Brandy covers.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Country Thunder!
Country Thunder celebrates in the ring as their music hits. We fade to a commercial break with Alexis on the mat in pain.
We come back from the commercial break and Patricia Downs is announcing the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Quinton Hughes!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up (together), with thumbs out; she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent Heather Helmsley!
DING DING DING!
The match starts off and Quinton instantly clotheslines Heather hard down to the mat. To follow up he drops a hard elbow and then taunts to the crowd. They boo him and he gets angry.
Steve White: Quinton is pissed!
Chuck Thompson: He just flattened Heather!
Quinton picks Heather up and he hits her in the face with some hard right hands. He eventually lets go of her and she drops down to the mat. He is about to follow up when a fan yells something out. He looks out at the crowd and starts raging.
Steve White: What the hell is Quinton’s problem!
Chuck Thompson: Does he want to get suspended again?
This gives Heather time to recover. Quinton turns around and she dropkicks him. He hits the mat, gets back up but gets dropkicked again. Quinton gets up and swings at her but she hits the big man with a knee to the gut!
Steve White: That’s why you should pay attention in matches!
Chuck Thompson: I agree…
Heather runs up and hits Quinton with the Cardiac Unrest and covers him.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner...Heather Helmsley!
Heather celebrates in the ring to her music as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come backfrom the break and Patricia is in the ring announcing the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
"Wretches And Kings" by Linkin Park begins playing over the PA system as The Enigmatic Creature steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He looks around at all of the fans, then runs down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He runs back and fourth in the ring, shows off a little bit, and waits.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Enigmatic Creature!
The guitar riff at the intro of “Hunt You Down” by Saliva starts to play leading into the full theme. James Serenity walks out, looking out to the crowd before motioning his hands up and down his body, pointing out his muscular definition. He smirks as flicks his hands a couple of times as he lifts his arms out from his body, slowly turning for the crowd. He flicks his hands again away from his body as he turns around aggressively and starts walking to the ring. As he reaches the ring, he runs and slides under the bottom rope. He jumps up to his feet and walks over to the corner, climbing up to the second turnbuckle and motioning again as his muscular physique before extending his arms out, posing for the crowd. He smirks as he leaps down and leans back in the corner, waiting for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… James Serenity!
DING DING DING!
Creature slowly comes to the middle of the ring and Serenity is scratching his beard in the corner as Creature offers him his hand. Serenity walks up toward Creature and slowly his hand wraps around Creature. Serenity pulls him back into a huge spine buster! Creature yells out in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Hot damn! Massive Spinebuster to start off the match. Serenity is looking to pick up a win here tonight to bounce back from last week!
Serenity begins stomping on Creature as he tries to lift himself off the mat. Serenity continues to stomp him into the mat with no let up. As the ref pulls Serenity off Creature begins to lift himself up holding his chest in pain. Serenity jumps on him with a boot full to the face! Creature falls on his back! Serenity picks up Creature by his hair and swings him over the top rope, holding him by his neck! Creature screams in pain as he is dangling by his neck over the ropes. Serenity pulls his opponent to were his stomach is on the top rope and knees him across the face sending him crashing across the apron and onto the floor with a hard thud! The ref pulls Serenity back off the ropes to give Creature a moment to recover.
Steve White: Is Enigmatic Creature okay? That doesn't look like he landed very well on his head. I think he may as well have just been knocked completely unconscious in this contest Chuck!
As Creature gets up he slowly rolls into the ring but he is caught with a boot full to his head. Creature stumbles to his feet only to be lifted and dropped on his head with a big DDT. Creature begins trying to get up but Serenity is right on top of him with a stomp across the back of his head. Creature yells out in pain. Serenity lifts Creature up and hits him with a clothesline! Serenity grabs him and hits him with the Age of Serenity. He pulls Creature onto his back and hooks both legs!
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Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, James Serenity!
DING DING DING!
James Serenity’s music goes off. He hits Creature with one last Age of Serenity before getting up to the turnbuckle and raising his arms. We fade to a commercial break.
We come back from break as The Professor is already in the ring waiting on his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent THE HARDCORE CHAMPION DOMENIC MAZZIO!
Beautiful Lie hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Steve White: The hardcore champion has come to the ring looking to make a example of his opponent in the professor tonight!
DING DING DING!
Mazzio tilts his head at the form of his opponent who runs at him and attempts a clothesline. Though he literally doesn't do anything. Mazzio pushes the form of the professor into the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a Ride. Lifting him up and into a very nice Superplex maneuver which gets the ref to pull Mazzio away from the professor. Checking on the beaten man who was being used as Mazzio's rag doll, but it wasn't any use.
Chuck Thompson: Now this tells you just what Mazzio's attitude in the ring is ladies and gents. He doesn't play games these days. He just kicks the living shit out of people.
Mazzio hooks the professor as he stands up and lands a Infinite Dismisall into a cover!
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Steve White: A victory in almost record setting time Chuck!
Patricia Downs: Your winner via pinfall, the Hardcore Champion, DOMENIC MAZZIO!
Mazzio grabs his belt from the ref who raises his hand as he stares at his opponent who is laying on his own back. Exiting through the ropes he begins to back his way up the ramp way. A grin forming on his face as we cut to a commercial break.
We come back from break and the tension is in the air as we wait for the announcer whose voice suddenly picks up as the fans are all standing up.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first..he is a EHWF hall of famer. HE IS "THE ICON" DRAKE COLEMAN!
"Coma Black" hits the PA and fireworks explode across the stage. Drake Coleman's form rises through the smoke. His hand taking off his shades as he looks around. As he does so the form of James White appears behind him. Drake looks back and slowly puts his shades in the man's hands. His hazel eyes looking around at the fans as he shakes his head. His head turns slowly to look at his former doctor and the two exchange a brief conversation, but it isn't loud enough to listen in over the music. His form then turns back toward the ring as his right arm raises and pyro begins to fall down from the ceiling onto the ramp way.
As Drake heads down to the ring we see him looking at every fan across the front rows. His eyes closing as he shakes his head before looking into the ring at the announcer Patricia Downs. Slowly climbing up onto the apron before going in between the ropes. Drake slowly leans against the corner as James White slowly turns on the ramp way and walks out through the curtains. Drake's eyes close as he awaits the magic sound for the start of the match. His body tensed up and ready for the fight.
Steve White: Now I will admit that Drake has started with a very rough turn of events this month. Having turned his back on the group he created and going as far as to threaten the roster. He has guaranteed that his first victim shall be tonight. Let's just hope that he is wrong eh Chuck?
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent..she is known as DEVI!
The slow overture of "Unbreakable" by Fireflight serenades the P.A. system. Upon the moment of Dawn Michele harmonic voice in unison with the lead guitar and drums, Devi rockets out from behind the curtains and into the welcoming cheers of the crowd. "Come on!" Devi shouts out to the crowd, more excited than a girl overlooking the world. "She" does a relatively obscene 'V-sign' taunt, licking in between "her" hands after posing in whatever female attire "she" has on at the time. The Zombie Princess proceeds to high fives, hug, and kiss any fans in the front row who wants one. Purposely, "she" seeks out the cameraman and messes with the equipment, wiggling it back in forth with Devi being the main focus in the lens. Before entering the ring, "she" mockingly humps the ring post while head banging to the music.
Chuck Thompson: This girl better prove everyone home at wrong tonight because if she can't pull an upset out here tonight...well this could be her last match.
DING DING DING!
Drake watches as Devi gets in the middle of the ring and she talks to the ref briefly. Drake catches her turning around with a nice hay maker. She stumbles up to her feet and he begins landing huge hay makers in the corner as the ref tries to pull him off. He spits in her face as the ref pulls him away and Devi falls onto her knees. Drake runs into the ropes and hits a nice clothesline that cause her to roll out of the ring. Drake rolls out of the ring after her and Devi hits him with a ensuguri that causes him to stumble to the side a bit. She runs dead at Drake who lifts her up in a back body drop across the steel steps! Drake runs his hand across his nose and he looks at the ref who yells at him to get it back into the ring.
Steve White: A decisive shot against Devi there by Coleman who looks to be in very fine condition here. I got to be a bit sorry that she got signed up for this. Especially with Drake's current attitude.
Chuck Thompson: I find it funny how HE wants to be a SHE. That's fucked up though.
Drake slowly lifts himself up onto the apron and then enters the ring as Devi is laid across the steps in pain. Drake slowly climbs onto the steel steps. His form jumping over the ring post with a foot stomp across Devi's head! Devi falls limp onto the floor. Drake picks her up and throws her into the ring. As he rolls into the ring the ref begins to check on Devi who isn't very responsive as she lifts herself up. Drake pulls her in by her arms and nails a reality spike without any problem. He hooks the legs and the ref drops down to count
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Patricia Downs: Your winner via pin fall..DRAKE COLEMAN!
Chuck Thompson:Now that is what you have to call a squash match right there. Quick and real easy.
Drake rolls out as the ref is checking on Devi and begins to scramble with something under the ring. Pulling out a hammer from underneath the ring. Drake enters the ring with hammer in hand and watches Devi pull herself to her knees with her eyes still in the back of her head.
Steve White: WAIT A MINUTE DRAKE! WAIT! YOU'VE PROVED A POINT! YOU'VE PROVED YOUR POINT!
Drake takes the hammer in his right hand lowering in toward the floor. Pointing a finger into the air before slowly pointing at Devi. He mouths the words to the camera "number one". Then he slings it into the air with both hands and brings it down across her head. Devi's form collapses and security pours into the ring as Drake backs into the ropes laughing. He points to the camera and we can hear him yell "FIRST ONE! I EXPECT YOU TO SHOW UP SOON!" he yells as the camera cuts off to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring and a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is an anywhere falls match and will decide the number one contender for the Hardcore Championship!
The song "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA system as Cody walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He's wearing a grey snow hat with a baby blue hoody and he poses before he begins to make his way down to the ring. He hits the fans' hands on the way down and slides into the ring. He shows off a little bit and then waits.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Lakeland, Florida, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 180 pounds, Cody!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for the bell.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, fighting out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 285 pounds, Frank Finelli!
DING DING DING!
The two men walk to the center of the ring and Cody puts out his hand for Frank to shake. Frank grabs his hand and begins shaking it, but suddenly pulls Cody at him and blasts him down to the ring mat with a huge clotheline! Frank drops down for the very quick pin. 1...2...kickout! Cody gets a shoulder up! Frank grabs Cody by the head and pulls him back up to his feet. He throws him into the corner of the ring and walks over to him and begins smashing elbows to his face! Cody falls down into the corner and Frank begins stomping him repeatedly. The referee pulls him away from Cody, but he immediately runs back at him and smashes a knee to his face! He is then pulled away by the referee again and scolded for his actions.
Steve White: What a fucking cheap shot by Frank to start off the match! That was bullshit.
Chuck Thompson: Hey, Steve, all is fair in love and war. You have to be ready for that kind of stuff. The second that bell rings, it's on.
Frank pulls Cody back to his feet, but Cody smashes some forearms into his gut and then dropkicks him. Frank stumbles backwards, but does not go down. Cody runs against the ropes and runs back at Frank and jumps and hits a spinning back elbow to Frank's face, knocking him down to the ring mat! The fans cheer as Cody begins gaining some momentum. Frank quickly gets back to his feet and Cody runs at him again, but Frank lifts up his foot and hits a big boot right to Cody's face. Frank then pulls Cody back up to his feet and throws him in between the ropes and out of the ring. He climbs out after him. When Cody gets to his feet on the outside, Frank spinebusters him hard on the concrete floor! He then jumps back up to his feet and screams as the fans boo him.
Steve White: And now this match has spilled out to the outside of the ring. It's all perfectly legal in this match though.
Chuck Thompson: It is. And you can bet your ass that both Frank Finelli and Cody will take full advantage of that.
Cody slowly begins climbing back up to his feet, but is quickly leveled back down with another brutal clotheline from Frank! Frank then looks under the ring and pulls out a table! The crowd goes crazy as Frank sets the table up beside the ring and then walks back over to Cody, who is once again climbing back up to his feet. Frank grabs Cody and attempts to throw him into the ring post, but Cody reverses it and instead throws Frank into it! Frank falls to the ground, holding his head in pain. Cody catches his breath for a minute, but then walks over and picks up Frank and rolls him back into the ring. He grabs a steel chair and slides into the ring with it.
Steve White: And now Cody has a steel chair and there is a table set up on the outside of the ring. This is getting intense.
Chuck Thompson: Damn right it is! I love matches like this! Cody looks like he is getting the upper hand right now. But how long will that last?
Frank crawls back up to his feet and Cody swings the chair and connects right to the head of Finelli! He's down and the crowd is cheering. Cody then begins to ruthlessly beat Frank Finelli on the back with the steel chair. Finally, Cody throws the bent chair to the side and drags Frank back up to his feet. He throws him into the corner of the ring and runs full speed at him, but Frank puts an elbow out and smashes Cody in the face! Frank then slowly climbs up onto the second rope, but Cody is quick to go after him. Both men begin fighting and climb to the top rope! Frank Finelli grabs Cody and superplexes him off of the top rope and through the table on the outside of the ring! The crowd goes crazy as both men lay there, motionless. Frank has just enough strength to slap his arm over the chest of Cody. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: What a finish! Great match by both men!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Frank Finelli!
Some medical personnel from the backstage area come running down to the ring as Frank Finelli's music plays over the PA system. They begin checking on both men as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial break as the fans are all still and standing as they wait on the main event to begin. The voice of the announcer is yet to sound as the announcers are just sitting down after what looks like a brief water break. As Chuck gets situated the form of Steve White is where the first voice seems to hail from. His movement very little which seems to make things a bit calmer.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen we have had one hell of a night following what happened last week on Mayhem. Things are just rolling up for our huge Aces High pay per view. This main event promises to be a fantastic contest and we are ready to get started!
Patricia Downs: The following contest is the main event of the evening! This contest is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first he hails from Tampa Florida, coming in standing at five feet and nine inches. Weighing in at one hundred eighty five pounds. HE IS CHRIS STYLES!!
New Divide by Linkin Park blasts through out the arena as Chris Styles makes his way down the ramp looking at the fans and smirking before climbing into the ring he walks over and poses in the corner and waits for his opponent.
Chuck Thompson: Now everyone in this match knows that this little bastard doesn't deserve to be in the Main Event tonight. He is probably one of if not the biggest jobber in the company today since he got here. They've given Maddie and David a bone.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his partner..she comes in tonight hailing from New York City. She comes in standing at the height of five feet and eleven inches tall. She comes in weighing at one hundred and twenty nine pounds. She is the new york bad ass bitch named Katrina Mazzarato!
You Think You Know by Device plays as she comes to the ramp as the crowd boos, and she smirks and shakes her head and she comes down to the ramp, She then slides in the ring and then makes a sexy pose and the boos continue.
Steve White: This chick is trying to find her way to the top of the diva's division, but that doesn't make much difference. She has bitten off more than she can chew by getting in this contest. Or so I believe now.
Patricia Downs: Introducing their opponents first she hails from Boston, Massachusetts. Standing at five feet and five inches tall. She weighs in at one hundred pounds. She is the only double champion in EHWF...SHE IS MADISON MURDOCK!
As "maneater" plays the form of Madison Murdock comes out and she doesn't waste any time getting to the ring as you can tell she isn't in the best of moods. She pushes her back against the turnbuckle and stares at the ref with a sigh.
Chuck Thompson: For the second week in a row this woman is going to be teaming with her opponent at the Pay Per View in David Arnold. The two have been getting along as of late for tag team competition, but I wonder it will last Steve.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her tag team partner..he hails from Columbus Ohio. Coming in standing at exactly six feet and a inch. She comes in weighing at two hundred and fifteen pounds. He is known as "the nightmare"! HE IS DAVID ARNOLD!
Katrina and Chris are near each other talking strategy as Maddie waits in the ring patiently with a nervous look on her face. That's when the lights go out in the arena and the people start booing. The lights stay out for a few moments before suddenly a navy blue light baths the arena and the ring. Some light thunder is heard and the people get confused by it when suddenly a thunderclap is heard and a lightning bolt comes out of nowhere, striking the titontron which causes nothing but static on it.
After a moment or two, suddenly "All American Nightmare" by Hinder starts playing and the crowd suddenly starts cheering out of shock as Maddie just looks up the ramp in complete shock. The music continues as the red, white, and blue pyro begins raining down from the bottom of the titontron and the smoke starts pouring out from the sides of the entrance. That's when a figure emerges from the back through all of it, walking through it all slowly with a smirk on his face and the fans in the arena go berserk at what they're seeing.
Chuck Thompson: Is that.... is that David?
Steve White: Damn right that's him! And he's using an entrance that hasn't been seen in years by him!
David stands there on the stage staring out at the people with a smirk on his face as the people in the arena who have seen him in other companies before the EHWF can't believe they're hearing this song for him.
Patricia Downs: And her tag team partner, from Columbus Ohio, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is "The Nightmare" David Arnold!
Maddie still looks at David in shock as he comes down the ramp, actually smiling a little bit, before running down the rest of the way and sliding into the ring under the bottom rope. He rolls over and kips up, then runs over and jumps up onto a corner, doing his infamous taunt to roars of cheers and camera flashes galore. He hops down and walks by Maddie, looking her in the eyes and actually smiling at her, before hopping up on the opposite corner and doing his taunt again to the same crowd reaction. He hops down as the lights come back to normal in the arena and walks over to the corner where Maddie is standing and sits on the top rope of the corner, waiting for the match to start.
DING DING DING!
Each team breaks into their own separate conversations as they decide who is going to start off. David allows Maddie to turn around as he takes a syrp out of the ring as Katrina does the same. The two tie up and Maddie pushes her into the corner. Slapping her across the face so hard that Katrina literally falls onto her ass. As Maddie stomps on her chest the form of the ref pulls on her arm until she is pulled away. She begins to argue with the ref as Katrina stumbles to her feet. David hooks his hands into her hair as she tries to run forward. Causing her to slam onto the back of her head as Maddie puts the ref out of her way. Walking toward the rising Katrina and landing a kick to her nose. Then kicking again.
Chuck Thomposn: Things breaking down quickly on the head of Katrina as these two again show that they are here to be a tag team tonight. The world is watching as these two are in so much limelight. Just waiting for one to turn on the other.
Maddie pulls the form of Katrina into the corner and tags in David who rakes across her eyes. They grab onto Katrina's arms and slings him into the ropes and catches her on the way back with a nice double flapjack. David then kicks her form over to the corner were her partner Chris Styles is standing. David motions for him to tag in and Styles is very timid as he does so. Entering the ring and walking toward his opponent before taking a huge clothesline. David pulls him into the middle of the ring and the ref pushes him away as he begins to choke him. As the ref is talking to David in the corner the form of Chris Styles picks itself up and Maddie grabs him by his legs and pulls him all the way to their corner and groin first into the ring post!
Steve White: OUCH! Poor Chris Styles. These two are so good at thinking of how to sneak a few good tag maneuvers in that there opponents have yet to mount any offense whatsoever. Got to wonder if there going to mount any offense before its over.
Chris begins to lift himself up and David lands a knee to his nose as he is still bending over. He pushes Chris back into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a nice forearm! Chris pulls himself up and David rushes him and is countered with a nice flapjack across the top rope! He grabs David by his legs and pulls him down into a roll up. Maddie lands a kick on the tip of his forehead that sends him stumbling to the corner. Katrina on the other hand rushes Maddie and they both go over the top rope.
Chuck Thompson: This is quickly falling apart Ladies and gentlemen as the tag team offensive is getting the better of the two very inexperienced rookies in this situation. They just don't know how to stop this very well oiled machine tonight.
Maddie Murdock is able to throw Katrina into the ring post head first with ease and she catches her as she gets off the ground with a nice clothesline that knocks her onto the back of her head. In the ring the form of David Arnold is climbing to the top rope. He jumps off and Chris Styles rolls out of the way. Rebounding with a twist of fate like maneuver. He stumbles to his feet and he catches David on his way up as he lifts him into a Styles Drop maneuver. Turning his back to the ropes as he yells at the ref.
Steve White: He needs to hurry up and connect with his move while he has the chance Chuck! David Arnold isn't someone that you fuck with in this business! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS KID THINKING? I MEAN REALLY?
Chris is caught in surprise by a rake to the eyes from Maddie who is now on the apron. David gets loose and Maddie does a reverse hot shot on Chris who bounces forward into David who lifts him up. HE NAILS CHRIS WITH THE SHOCK OF FEAR! COVER!!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Your winners via pinfall...MADDIE MURDOCK AND DAVID ARNOLD!!
Chuck Thompson: What a showing of team work by these two here tonight Steve. I wasn't expecting them to work this well together before Aces High.
The match is over and David and Maddie are standing there with their hands raised by the referee.
Chuck Thompson: What a great match! For the second week in a row, they actually got along as a team!
The referee drops their hands and David and Maddie look at each other as the referee grabs the EHWF North American and Divas championships for Maddie, handing them to her. David looks at the North American title and takes a couple of steps towards Maddie.
Steve White: Uh oh, here we go.
David stops as Maddie looks at David, unsure of what will happen. David then actually reaches out and gently grabs Maddie's wrist and lifts it into the air, causing a big pop of cheers from the crowd and confusion on Maddie's face. David points at Maddie, mouthing something along the lines of "Here's who you should be cheering for" before slowly lowering her arm with his hand slipping up against hers. He stands there for a moment, looking at his hand touching hers, when suddenly a little bit of a smile comes across his face. He looks up at her, that little bit of a smile still there, before he mouths something to her that the camera misses. Maddie just looks in shock at what he just said to her as he lets go of her and quickly exits the ring, heading up the ramp and into the backstage area without looking back at all. The scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial as Swaggah's music goes off and he struts down the ramp and to the ring with a mic. He gets a mixed reaction from the fans but with him he carries the EHWF Championship. He places the title belt on the turnbuckle facing out at the crowd.
John Swaggah: As you all saw last week I couldn't let Black Man compete anymore, I just couldn't do it. Black Man is on of Mayhem's biggest superstars and I couldn't risk him getting a serious injury. He's been in Hell in a Cell matches, Hardcore matches, I Quit matches and even Buried Alive matches and they all took their toll on his body. He was already injured and I couldn't risk one of my main guys to be sidelined for a large amount of time just like I couldn't let an envious mob run one of my other main guys Rissi out of Mayhem so I did the right thing and inactivated them.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Swaggah paces inside the ring.
John Swaggah: So you're all probably asking yourselves what's going to happen with the EHWF Championship. I've got a great plan. See last year at Aces High we didn't have a World Title match. Instead we had an 8 man tag team match. This year I plan on picking out 3 men for Aces High and letting them fight in a match for the EHWF Championship!
The crowd gives a hearty cheer as Swaggah nods in approval.
John Swaggah: I promise that the three men in the match at Aces High will hate each other enough to put on one hell of a bloody, disgusting and ruthless match for the most prestigious title in the world, the EHWF Championship!
The crowd starts a massive cheer and they get louder and louder!
John Swaggah: Onto other business though... See I also promised that I'd address one of the most contentious issues in EHWF right now and that's the current issue of Assistant GM in EHWF. As you've all seen in the past month, Armando Cortez had been trying to prove that Joanna Isabella was in a relationship that brought a conflict of interest upon EHWF and last week she lost her job. Cortez claimed that the relationship was with Michael Rissi but they denied it. Cortez also claimed the position of Assistant GM last week. Introducing now... Armando Cortez!
Conteo hits the PA system and Armando comes out with an arrogant smile upon his face. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic.
Armando Cortez: Thank you John... I just want to say that I'm the new assistant GM and no one can do anything about it. Joanna and Rissi got themselves into a situation in which I saved EHWF and the superstars from. I ousted Joanna and got made the REAL Assistant GM... Because... I give you all something to talk about and that's why you love me.
The fans boo Cortez but he doesn't care.
Joanna Isabella: Stop!
Joanna comes down the ramp.
Armando Cortez: Oh... Look who it is!
Joanna Isabella: Just stop... You got what you wanted... You won just leave us alone.
Armando Cortez: Leave you alone? You guys are just jealous that I outsmarted you all and got the job! I'm the damn Assistant GM now and everyone will have to accept it!
Swaggah steps in between Joanna and Armando.
John Swaggah: Actually Armando... You're not the Assistant GM quite yet. I talked to HQ and I put you on a probation period seeing as I'm not convinced with your stories. I think Joanna did a fine job as the Assistant GM whereas you just wanted worm your way back into EHWF! I think if I can dispel your crap that I can reinstate her as the Assistant GM!
The fans cheer!
Armando Cortez: What! You can't do this to me! I am the Assistant GM and that's that! She doesn't deserve another shot at my job! All because of that pitiful piece of nothing son of a bitch Rissi that fu...
Headlines hits the PA System and the fans go wild, tearing the roof off the joint with amazing cheers. Rissi walks down the ramp, grabs a mic, gets in the ring and comes face to face with Cortez.
Michael Rissi: I'm over your shit Cortez... You won't talk anymore smack about me, you won't belittle the fans anymore and you definitely won't bully Joanna anymore!
The fans cheer. Cortez becomes aggressive.
Armando Cortez: You're a has-been Rissi! You think these fans make you more than you are? You're pathetic; they don't care about you anymore because I'm back now! I give them something to talk about unlike all the other pieces of crap in EHWF!
Rissi looks around...
Michael Rissi: You give these people something to talk about? You're the has-been here. If you want to believe your own crap and if you want to give people something to talk about... Then this is how you do it!
Rissi turns to Joanna... He looks at her as the fans build up to a cheer. He leans in and kisses her. Cortez backs off and Swaggah watches as the fans go wild. They continue to make out, Joanna isn't fighting it but eventually they stop and she's flustered, surprised and speechless.
Michael Rissi: That's how y...
Joanna grabs Rissi's shoulder and swings him around. She jumps up and they start making out again much to the fans delight who keep cheering!
Steve White: Damn that's hot! Woo!
Rissi and Joanna stop making out once again. She sits in the corner and Rissi turns back to Armando and Swaggah.
Armando Cortez: Swaggah! You can't consider giving her this job back! You just saw it yourself you black asshole, she has a relationship with Rissi and that's a conflict of interest!
John Swaggah: Rissi is an inactive member of the roster and he's switched to his Hall of Fame contract now for the time being... It doesn't matter if she is or not... This is how it's going to work. At Aces High there's going to be a 6 man tag match. Team Joanna vs Team Armando... You will pick your teams and the winning team will have their representative become the new EHWF Assistant GM!
The crowd goes wild and gives a Swaggah chant!
Armando Cortez: No! Wait!
Rissi turns to Cortez.
Michael Rissi: Seeing as you're not the Assisstant GM right now Cortez, I guess that means that I can do this!
Rissi hits a takedown on Cortez and starts hitting him with hard lefts and rights down on the mat! Cortez gets up and makes a run for it but Swaggah hits him with the Swag DDT!
Steve White: Ha Ha... Even Swaggah getting involved, I love it!
Rissi picks up a dazed Cortez and stands him on his knees. He points at Joanna any the crowd starts cheering her. She looks around apprehensive but Rissi encourages her. She smiles and runs up, hitting Cortez with the Shinning Wizard! The crowd goes wild!
Steve White: Now we have to wait until Aces High to see who the real Assistant GM will be!
Rissi and Joanna walk back up the ramp as her music plays. The fans cheer as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers in the business, Steve White and Chuck Thompson, are both sitting.
Steve White: Hello and welcome to another sure to be great edition of Friday Night Mayhem! I'm Steve White along with Chuck Thompson here at ringside and Chuck, after what took place at the end of Mayhem last week with Black Man being stripped of the Mayhem World Championship then laying out Swaggah with the Black Stunn, you have to wonder what will happen.
Chuck Thompson: I am really looking forward to finding out, Steve. You can't just lay out an authority figure and get away with it. I'm sure Black Man will be punished in some way, but he is not here at Mayhem tonight so it will have to wait if he is. But aside from that big story, we have other stories to follow throughout the night. Including the great matches set up! David Arnold and Madison Murdock, who will be fighting each other at Aces High for the North American Championship will team up once again to face the team of Chris Styles and Katrina Mazzarato.
Steve White: And that should definitely be an interesting match to watch. Last week Arnold and Murdock actually teamed up very well in their tag match and won it. Can they do the same this week when their title match is coming up soon? We also have two matches that will decide the next Hardcore Championship contender. If The Professor can defeat Domenic Mazzio tonight, he will get a Hardcore title match at Aces High. However, if he loses to Mazzio, then the winner of Cody versus Frank Finelli will get the next title shot! That will be an interesting thing to watch for sure.
Chuck Thompson: And how about Drake Coleman versus Devi? And James Serenity taking on an EHWF newcomer, The Enigmatic Creature? Or Heather Helmsley facing Quinton Hughes, who is just now coming off of an almost 2 month long suspension! So much to watch for tonight, Steve!
Steve White: No doubt about that. So let's get the show started with the lovely Patricia Downs! She's in the ring right now.
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The first match of the evening is a singles match scheduled for one fall!
The fans are all in their seats as Freedom by Clenchfist is heard throughout the arena and Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out on the stage. He looks around at the fans, who are on their feet screaming. Lunatic signals as pyro shoots out of the stage and he then makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and poses in the corner, then waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First Rockin’ Lunatic!
What you Want by Evanescence blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The: Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring. Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent Mike Maddox!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Rockin’ Lunatic vs. Mike Maddox
The match starts out with Mike Maddox and Rockin’ Lunatic circling each other in the center of the ring. They get into a lockup position, but Mike Maddox quickly knees Rockin’ in the stomach and begins hitting him with hard punches to the face and forearms to the back. He pushes him into the corner of the ring and continues raining punches with both hands down upon Rockin’. The referee finally has to pull Mike Maddox off of Rockin’ and Maddox goes to the center of the ring to cool off.
Steve White: Like Mike Maddox said, he is a new man and a changed man. He’s been racking up some wins and a win this week against a vet like Rockin’ will solidify him as a serious competitor in EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: Maddox has been showing a new approach to his competition an its paying off.
Rockin’ walks to the center of the ring and him and Mike Maddox begin to exchange punches. Rockin’ gets the upper hand this time and then hits a sudden european uppercut on Maddox! Rockin’ irish whips Maddox into the corner of the ring and runs at him and hits him with a forearm smash to the face! Maddox falls to the ring mat, holding his face. Rockin’ stomps him a few times and then picks him up and scoop slams him. Rockin’ then begins climbing to the top rope. Mike Maddox gets up in time though, and runs up onto the second rope and monkey tosses Rockin’ off of the top rope back down to the ring mat! Both men lay there for a few moments trying to recover.
Steve White: Great move by Mike Maddox right there.
Chuck Thompson: Rockin’ just got rocked.
Mike Maddox is first up to his feet, but Rockin’ Lunatic isn’t far behind. Mike runs at Rockin’ and attempts a spear, but Rockin’ sidesteps him and throws him in between the ring ropes and out of the ring! Rockin’ then goes out after him. Maddox gets up to his feet and Rockin’ hits a huge upper cut on him, sending him flailing backwards onto the floor hard. He then picks Maddox back up and irish whips him into the steel ring steps. Maddox lies on the floor, holding his back and grimacing in pain. Rockin’ then picks Maddox back up and puts him on his shoulder. He runs at the ring post, but Maddox squirms out of the hold and pushes Rockin’ face first into the ring post! Maddox then picks Rockin up and tosses him back in the ring. He notices that Rockin’ is out cold and covers
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Mike Maddox!
Maddox celebrates in the ring as we fade out to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial into the parking garage as Swaggah is getting out of a limo. As he gets out, Rissi is standing by. Swaggah looks around and shakes his head trying to avoid him.
Michael Rissi: What the hell was that shit last week Swaggah? You just fired Joanna because Armando claimed that she was in a conflict of interest type relationship with me? You know Armando is a no good piece of trash…
John Swaggah: There’s nothing I could have done, he said he showed them evidence of you two out at dinner a few weeks back.
Michael Rissi: Yeah a business dinner. This is bullshit man and there’s no way she should have lost her job and on top of it that idiot becomes the new Assistant GM! What the hell?
We hear footsteps and then a shadow emerge from the darkness. Armando Cortez approaches both men.
Armando Cortez: See Rissi, its simple. I got the job, I got Joanna overthrown and I outsmarted the both of you because I’m simply better than you and I always have been. I haven’t forgot about when you crushed my team at Aces High around this time last year banishing me to that hellhole Anarchy! I’M in control because I give people something to talk about. I give them something to talk about and love me or hate me that’s what they want… Conversation.
Michael Rissi: You’re a piece of shit man… I’m not going to let you get away with this. I wouldn’t get to comfortable with that job if I were you because I’ll take it way from your stupid ass very damn soon!
Cortez and Rissi get in each other’s faces. Swaggah interrupts and separates both men aggressively.
John Swaggah: Enough of this shit. I have enough problems with you having to take time off because of the envy here Rissi... To top it off my other main guy Black Man is out with an injury and hit Stunned me last week which I’m still pissed about, so I’m not in the mood for either of you guys bullshit. Tonight I plan to make an announcement about what happens with the EHWF title plus the state of EHWF management. Now Cortez you’re expected to be there and Rissi since you have a vested interest in this thing, you can be there too but please bring Joanna with you.
Rissi smiles and nods. Armando gives an arrogant wink.
Michael Rissi: No problem!
Armando Cortez: I’ll be there because... I give people something to talk about... See you later cupcake.
Both men walk off leaving Swaggah alone shaking his head.
We cut back to the ring where the teams of Country Thunder and Alexis Rodriguez and Rick Man are already in the ring. Both teams find their corners and begin to talk. As both teams figure out who will start the ref makes his way to the center of the ring. Xander and Rick Man decide they are starting the match off and they come to the center of the ring.
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Country Thunder (Xander Morton & Brandy Allen) vs. Alexis Rodriguez & Rick Man
The match starts. Rick Man and Xander lock up. Xander hits Rick Man with a scoopslam and then stomps on him on the mat. Rick Man gets up but Xander boots him in the gut and then takes him down with a hard lariat!
Steve White: Xander and Brandy are looking to rebound with and important win here tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Xander is fighting tough right now and is showing that he has what it takes.
Xander picks Rick Man up but Rick Man elbows him in the head. Rick Man swings at Xander but he ducks it and knees Rick Man in the gut. After kneeing him in the gut Xander hits him with a huge uppercut. Rick Man dashes to the corner and tags in Alexis! Xander tags in Brandy!
Steve White: Here come the women!
Chuck Thompson: Nice Steve... Nice!
Alexis and Brandy run at each other but Alexis gets hit with a massive spear. Brandy picks her up and Alexis tries to fight out of her grasp but Brandy is too powerful for her. Brandy hoists Alexis up on her back and hits her with a side toss right onto the hard mat!
Steve White: Damn! Brandy dominating Alexis right now!
Chuck Thompson: She needs to get up and make a tag Steve!
Alexis gets up and tries to run to her corner but Brandy is faster and takes her down to the mat hard. Brandy picks her up and hits her with White Thunder! Brandy covers.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Country Thunder!
Country Thunder celebrates in the ring as their music hits. We fade to a commercial break with Alexis on the mat in pain.
We come back from the commercial break and Patricia Downs is announcing the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
I Need A Doctor starts playing over the PA system and Quinton Hughes steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp met with a huge amount of boos from the crowd. He is wearing his usual gangster stuff with bling around his neck. He makes his way down to the ring and goes up the steel steps and stands on the ring apron for a minute before going over the middle rope and into the ring. He shows off on a turnbuckle and then gets down and lets the fans boo him some more.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Quinton Hughes!
Heather creeps out onto ramp and stands there, arms stretched out side by her side. She raises her arms up with two fingers up (together), with thumbs out; she takes in the cheers, and struts down to the ring. She then does the same thing on the ring apron before entering the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent Heather Helmsley!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Heather Helmsley vs. Quinton Hughes
The match starts off and Quinton instantly clotheslines Heather hard down to the mat. To follow up he drops a hard elbow and then taunts to the crowd. They boo him and he gets angry.
Steve White: Quinton is pissed!
Chuck Thompson: He just flattened Heather!
Quinton picks Heather up and he hits her in the face with some hard right hands. He eventually lets go of her and she drops down to the mat. He is about to follow up when a fan yells something out. He looks out at the crowd and starts raging.
Steve White: What the hell is Quinton’s problem!
Chuck Thompson: Does he want to get suspended again?
This gives Heather time to recover. Quinton turns around and she dropkicks him. He hits the mat, gets back up but gets dropkicked again. Quinton gets up and swings at her but she hits the big man with a knee to the gut!
Steve White: That’s why you should pay attention in matches!
Chuck Thompson: I agree…
Heather runs up and hits Quinton with the Cardiac Unrest and covers him.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner...Heather Helmsley!
Heather celebrates in the ring to her music as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come backfrom the break and Patricia is in the ring announcing the next match.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
"Wretches And Kings" by Linkin Park begins playing over the PA system as The Enigmatic Creature steps out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He looks around at all of the fans, then runs down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He runs back and fourth in the ring, shows off a little bit, and waits.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Enigmatic Creature!
The guitar riff at the intro of “Hunt You Down” by Saliva starts to play leading into the full theme. James Serenity walks out, looking out to the crowd before motioning his hands up and down his body, pointing out his muscular definition. He smirks as flicks his hands a couple of times as he lifts his arms out from his body, slowly turning for the crowd. He flicks his hands again away from his body as he turns around aggressively and starts walking to the ring. As he reaches the ring, he runs and slides under the bottom rope. He jumps up to his feet and walks over to the corner, climbing up to the second turnbuckle and motioning again as his muscular physique before extending his arms out, posing for the crowd. He smirks as he leaps down and leans back in the corner, waiting for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… James Serenity!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: James Serenity vs. The Enigmatic Creature
Creature slowly comes to the middle of the ring and Serenity is scratching his beard in the corner as Creature offers him his hand. Serenity walks up toward Creature and slowly his hand wraps around Creature. Serenity pulls him back into a huge spine buster! Creature yells out in pain.
Chuck Thompson: Hot damn! Massive Spinebuster to start off the match. Serenity is looking to pick up a win here tonight to bounce back from last week!
Serenity begins stomping on Creature as he tries to lift himself off the mat. Serenity continues to stomp him into the mat with no let up. As the ref pulls Serenity off Creature begins to lift himself up holding his chest in pain. Serenity jumps on him with a boot full to the face! Creature falls on his back! Serenity picks up Creature by his hair and swings him over the top rope, holding him by his neck! Creature screams in pain as he is dangling by his neck over the ropes. Serenity pulls his opponent to were his stomach is on the top rope and knees him across the face sending him crashing across the apron and onto the floor with a hard thud! The ref pulls Serenity back off the ropes to give Creature a moment to recover.
Steve White: Is Enigmatic Creature okay? That doesn't look like he landed very well on his head. I think he may as well have just been knocked completely unconscious in this contest Chuck!
As Creature gets up he slowly rolls into the ring but he is caught with a boot full to his head. Creature stumbles to his feet only to be lifted and dropped on his head with a big DDT. Creature begins trying to get up but Serenity is right on top of him with a stomp across the back of his head. Creature yells out in pain. Serenity lifts Creature up and hits him with a clothesline! Serenity grabs him and hits him with the Age of Serenity. He pulls Creature onto his back and hooks both legs!
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Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, James Serenity!
DING DING DING!
James Serenity’s music goes off. He hits Creature with one last Age of Serenity before getting up to the turnbuckle and raising his arms. We fade to a commercial break.
We come back from break as The Professor is already in the ring waiting on his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent THE HARDCORE CHAMPION DOMENIC MAZZIO!
Beautiful Lie hits the PA system. The whole arena goes pitch black for a moment but dim blue lights come on and offer some illumination. We see the big sillouette of Domenic Mazzio as he slowly raises his arms up. He walks out onto the stage and the lighting becomes brighter. He raises his arms up two more times then throws them down sending a massive explosion of blue pyro rocketing out of the stage. Mazzio then proceeds down the ramp and shakes hands with the fans. He gets in the ring and takes off his tank top and throws it into the crowd before raising his arms while climbing the turnbuckle.
Steve White: The hardcore champion has come to the ring looking to make a example of his opponent in the professor tonight!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Domenic Mazzio vs. The Professor
Mazzio tilts his head at the form of his opponent who runs at him and attempts a clothesline. Though he literally doesn't do anything. Mazzio pushes the form of the professor into the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a Ride. Lifting him up and into a very nice Superplex maneuver which gets the ref to pull Mazzio away from the professor. Checking on the beaten man who was being used as Mazzio's rag doll, but it wasn't any use.
Chuck Thompson: Now this tells you just what Mazzio's attitude in the ring is ladies and gents. He doesn't play games these days. He just kicks the living shit out of people.
Mazzio hooks the professor as he stands up and lands a Infinite Dismisall into a cover!
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Steve White: A victory in almost record setting time Chuck!
Patricia Downs: Your winner via pinfall, the Hardcore Champion, DOMENIC MAZZIO!
Mazzio grabs his belt from the ref who raises his hand as he stares at his opponent who is laying on his own back. Exiting through the ropes he begins to back his way up the ramp way. A grin forming on his face as we cut to a commercial break.
We come back from break and the tension is in the air as we wait for the announcer whose voice suddenly picks up as the fans are all standing up.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first..he is a EHWF hall of famer. HE IS "THE ICON" DRAKE COLEMAN!
"Coma Black" hits the PA and fireworks explode across the stage. Drake Coleman's form rises through the smoke. His hand taking off his shades as he looks around. As he does so the form of James White appears behind him. Drake looks back and slowly puts his shades in the man's hands. His hazel eyes looking around at the fans as he shakes his head. His head turns slowly to look at his former doctor and the two exchange a brief conversation, but it isn't loud enough to listen in over the music. His form then turns back toward the ring as his right arm raises and pyro begins to fall down from the ceiling onto the ramp way.
As Drake heads down to the ring we see him looking at every fan across the front rows. His eyes closing as he shakes his head before looking into the ring at the announcer Patricia Downs. Slowly climbing up onto the apron before going in between the ropes. Drake slowly leans against the corner as James White slowly turns on the ramp way and walks out through the curtains. Drake's eyes close as he awaits the magic sound for the start of the match. His body tensed up and ready for the fight.
Steve White: Now I will admit that Drake has started with a very rough turn of events this month. Having turned his back on the group he created and going as far as to threaten the roster. He has guaranteed that his first victim shall be tonight. Let's just hope that he is wrong eh Chuck?
Patricia Downs: Introducing his opponent..she is known as DEVI!
The slow overture of "Unbreakable" by Fireflight serenades the P.A. system. Upon the moment of Dawn Michele harmonic voice in unison with the lead guitar and drums, Devi rockets out from behind the curtains and into the welcoming cheers of the crowd. "Come on!" Devi shouts out to the crowd, more excited than a girl overlooking the world. "She" does a relatively obscene 'V-sign' taunt, licking in between "her" hands after posing in whatever female attire "she" has on at the time. The Zombie Princess proceeds to high fives, hug, and kiss any fans in the front row who wants one. Purposely, "she" seeks out the cameraman and messes with the equipment, wiggling it back in forth with Devi being the main focus in the lens. Before entering the ring, "she" mockingly humps the ring post while head banging to the music.
Chuck Thompson: This girl better prove everyone home at wrong tonight because if she can't pull an upset out here tonight...well this could be her last match.
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Drake Coleman vs. Devi
Drake watches as Devi gets in the middle of the ring and she talks to the ref briefly. Drake catches her turning around with a nice hay maker. She stumbles up to her feet and he begins landing huge hay makers in the corner as the ref tries to pull him off. He spits in her face as the ref pulls him away and Devi falls onto her knees. Drake runs into the ropes and hits a nice clothesline that cause her to roll out of the ring. Drake rolls out of the ring after her and Devi hits him with a ensuguri that causes him to stumble to the side a bit. She runs dead at Drake who lifts her up in a back body drop across the steel steps! Drake runs his hand across his nose and he looks at the ref who yells at him to get it back into the ring.
Steve White: A decisive shot against Devi there by Coleman who looks to be in very fine condition here. I got to be a bit sorry that she got signed up for this. Especially with Drake's current attitude.
Chuck Thompson: I find it funny how HE wants to be a SHE. That's fucked up though.
Drake slowly lifts himself up onto the apron and then enters the ring as Devi is laid across the steps in pain. Drake slowly climbs onto the steel steps. His form jumping over the ring post with a foot stomp across Devi's head! Devi falls limp onto the floor. Drake picks her up and throws her into the ring. As he rolls into the ring the ref begins to check on Devi who isn't very responsive as she lifts herself up. Drake pulls her in by her arms and nails a reality spike without any problem. He hooks the legs and the ref drops down to count
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Patricia Downs: Your winner via pin fall..DRAKE COLEMAN!
Chuck Thompson:Now that is what you have to call a squash match right there. Quick and real easy.
Drake rolls out as the ref is checking on Devi and begins to scramble with something under the ring. Pulling out a hammer from underneath the ring. Drake enters the ring with hammer in hand and watches Devi pull herself to her knees with her eyes still in the back of her head.
Steve White: WAIT A MINUTE DRAKE! WAIT! YOU'VE PROVED A POINT! YOU'VE PROVED YOUR POINT!
Drake takes the hammer in his right hand lowering in toward the floor. Pointing a finger into the air before slowly pointing at Devi. He mouths the words to the camera "number one". Then he slings it into the air with both hands and brings it down across her head. Devi's form collapses and security pours into the ring as Drake backs into the ropes laughing. He points to the camera and we can hear him yell "FIRST ONE! I EXPECT YOU TO SHOW UP SOON!" he yells as the camera cuts off to a commercial break.
The scene comes back from a commercial break with Patricia Downs inside of the ring and a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The following contest is an anywhere falls match and will decide the number one contender for the Hardcore Championship!
The song "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA system as Cody walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He's wearing a grey snow hat with a baby blue hoody and he poses before he begins to make his way down to the ring. He hits the fans' hands on the way down and slides into the ring. He shows off a little bit and then waits.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Lakeland, Florida, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 180 pounds, Cody!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for the bell.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, fighting out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 285 pounds, Frank Finelli!
DING DING DING!
Match #7: Cody vs. Frank Finelli
The two men walk to the center of the ring and Cody puts out his hand for Frank to shake. Frank grabs his hand and begins shaking it, but suddenly pulls Cody at him and blasts him down to the ring mat with a huge clotheline! Frank drops down for the very quick pin. 1...2...kickout! Cody gets a shoulder up! Frank grabs Cody by the head and pulls him back up to his feet. He throws him into the corner of the ring and walks over to him and begins smashing elbows to his face! Cody falls down into the corner and Frank begins stomping him repeatedly. The referee pulls him away from Cody, but he immediately runs back at him and smashes a knee to his face! He is then pulled away by the referee again and scolded for his actions.
Steve White: What a fucking cheap shot by Frank to start off the match! That was bullshit.
Chuck Thompson: Hey, Steve, all is fair in love and war. You have to be ready for that kind of stuff. The second that bell rings, it's on.
Frank pulls Cody back to his feet, but Cody smashes some forearms into his gut and then dropkicks him. Frank stumbles backwards, but does not go down. Cody runs against the ropes and runs back at Frank and jumps and hits a spinning back elbow to Frank's face, knocking him down to the ring mat! The fans cheer as Cody begins gaining some momentum. Frank quickly gets back to his feet and Cody runs at him again, but Frank lifts up his foot and hits a big boot right to Cody's face. Frank then pulls Cody back up to his feet and throws him in between the ropes and out of the ring. He climbs out after him. When Cody gets to his feet on the outside, Frank spinebusters him hard on the concrete floor! He then jumps back up to his feet and screams as the fans boo him.
Steve White: And now this match has spilled out to the outside of the ring. It's all perfectly legal in this match though.
Chuck Thompson: It is. And you can bet your ass that both Frank Finelli and Cody will take full advantage of that.
Cody slowly begins climbing back up to his feet, but is quickly leveled back down with another brutal clotheline from Frank! Frank then looks under the ring and pulls out a table! The crowd goes crazy as Frank sets the table up beside the ring and then walks back over to Cody, who is once again climbing back up to his feet. Frank grabs Cody and attempts to throw him into the ring post, but Cody reverses it and instead throws Frank into it! Frank falls to the ground, holding his head in pain. Cody catches his breath for a minute, but then walks over and picks up Frank and rolls him back into the ring. He grabs a steel chair and slides into the ring with it.
Steve White: And now Cody has a steel chair and there is a table set up on the outside of the ring. This is getting intense.
Chuck Thompson: Damn right it is! I love matches like this! Cody looks like he is getting the upper hand right now. But how long will that last?
Frank crawls back up to his feet and Cody swings the chair and connects right to the head of Finelli! He's down and the crowd is cheering. Cody then begins to ruthlessly beat Frank Finelli on the back with the steel chair. Finally, Cody throws the bent chair to the side and drags Frank back up to his feet. He throws him into the corner of the ring and runs full speed at him, but Frank puts an elbow out and smashes Cody in the face! Frank then slowly climbs up onto the second rope, but Cody is quick to go after him. Both men begin fighting and climb to the top rope! Frank Finelli grabs Cody and superplexes him off of the top rope and through the table on the outside of the ring! The crowd goes crazy as both men lay there, motionless. Frank has just enough strength to slap his arm over the chest of Cody. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Steve White: What a finish! Great match by both men!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Frank Finelli!
Some medical personnel from the backstage area come running down to the ring as Frank Finelli's music plays over the PA system. They begin checking on both men as the scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial break as the fans are all still and standing as they wait on the main event to begin. The voice of the announcer is yet to sound as the announcers are just sitting down after what looks like a brief water break. As Chuck gets situated the form of Steve White is where the first voice seems to hail from. His movement very little which seems to make things a bit calmer.
Steve White: Ladies and gentlemen we have had one hell of a night following what happened last week on Mayhem. Things are just rolling up for our huge Aces High pay per view. This main event promises to be a fantastic contest and we are ready to get started!
Patricia Downs: The following contest is the main event of the evening! This contest is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first he hails from Tampa Florida, coming in standing at five feet and nine inches. Weighing in at one hundred eighty five pounds. HE IS CHRIS STYLES!!
New Divide by Linkin Park blasts through out the arena as Chris Styles makes his way down the ramp looking at the fans and smirking before climbing into the ring he walks over and poses in the corner and waits for his opponent.
Chuck Thompson: Now everyone in this match knows that this little bastard doesn't deserve to be in the Main Event tonight. He is probably one of if not the biggest jobber in the company today since he got here. They've given Maddie and David a bone.
Patricia Downs: Introducing his partner..she comes in tonight hailing from New York City. She comes in standing at the height of five feet and eleven inches tall. She comes in weighing at one hundred and twenty nine pounds. She is the new york bad ass bitch named Katrina Mazzarato!
You Think You Know by Device plays as she comes to the ramp as the crowd boos, and she smirks and shakes her head and she comes down to the ramp, She then slides in the ring and then makes a sexy pose and the boos continue.
Steve White: This chick is trying to find her way to the top of the diva's division, but that doesn't make much difference. She has bitten off more than she can chew by getting in this contest. Or so I believe now.
Patricia Downs: Introducing their opponents first she hails from Boston, Massachusetts. Standing at five feet and five inches tall. She weighs in at one hundred pounds. She is the only double champion in EHWF...SHE IS MADISON MURDOCK!
As "maneater" plays the form of Madison Murdock comes out and she doesn't waste any time getting to the ring as you can tell she isn't in the best of moods. She pushes her back against the turnbuckle and stares at the ref with a sigh.
Chuck Thompson: For the second week in a row this woman is going to be teaming with her opponent at the Pay Per View in David Arnold. The two have been getting along as of late for tag team competition, but I wonder it will last Steve.
Patricia Downs: Introducing her tag team partner..he hails from Columbus Ohio. Coming in standing at exactly six feet and a inch. She comes in weighing at two hundred and fifteen pounds. He is known as "the nightmare"! HE IS DAVID ARNOLD!
Katrina and Chris are near each other talking strategy as Maddie waits in the ring patiently with a nervous look on her face. That's when the lights go out in the arena and the people start booing. The lights stay out for a few moments before suddenly a navy blue light baths the arena and the ring. Some light thunder is heard and the people get confused by it when suddenly a thunderclap is heard and a lightning bolt comes out of nowhere, striking the titontron which causes nothing but static on it.
After a moment or two, suddenly "All American Nightmare" by Hinder starts playing and the crowd suddenly starts cheering out of shock as Maddie just looks up the ramp in complete shock. The music continues as the red, white, and blue pyro begins raining down from the bottom of the titontron and the smoke starts pouring out from the sides of the entrance. That's when a figure emerges from the back through all of it, walking through it all slowly with a smirk on his face and the fans in the arena go berserk at what they're seeing.
Chuck Thompson: Is that.... is that David?
Steve White: Damn right that's him! And he's using an entrance that hasn't been seen in years by him!
David stands there on the stage staring out at the people with a smirk on his face as the people in the arena who have seen him in other companies before the EHWF can't believe they're hearing this song for him.
Patricia Downs: And her tag team partner, from Columbus Ohio, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is "The Nightmare" David Arnold!
Maddie still looks at David in shock as he comes down the ramp, actually smiling a little bit, before running down the rest of the way and sliding into the ring under the bottom rope. He rolls over and kips up, then runs over and jumps up onto a corner, doing his infamous taunt to roars of cheers and camera flashes galore. He hops down and walks by Maddie, looking her in the eyes and actually smiling at her, before hopping up on the opposite corner and doing his taunt again to the same crowd reaction. He hops down as the lights come back to normal in the arena and walks over to the corner where Maddie is standing and sits on the top rope of the corner, waiting for the match to start.
DING DING DING!
Main Event: David Arnold & Madison Murdock vs. Chris Styles & Katrina Mazzarato
Each team breaks into their own separate conversations as they decide who is going to start off. David allows Maddie to turn around as he takes a syrp out of the ring as Katrina does the same. The two tie up and Maddie pushes her into the corner. Slapping her across the face so hard that Katrina literally falls onto her ass. As Maddie stomps on her chest the form of the ref pulls on her arm until she is pulled away. She begins to argue with the ref as Katrina stumbles to her feet. David hooks his hands into her hair as she tries to run forward. Causing her to slam onto the back of her head as Maddie puts the ref out of her way. Walking toward the rising Katrina and landing a kick to her nose. Then kicking again.
Chuck Thomposn: Things breaking down quickly on the head of Katrina as these two again show that they are here to be a tag team tonight. The world is watching as these two are in so much limelight. Just waiting for one to turn on the other.
Maddie pulls the form of Katrina into the corner and tags in David who rakes across her eyes. They grab onto Katrina's arms and slings him into the ropes and catches her on the way back with a nice double flapjack. David then kicks her form over to the corner were her partner Chris Styles is standing. David motions for him to tag in and Styles is very timid as he does so. Entering the ring and walking toward his opponent before taking a huge clothesline. David pulls him into the middle of the ring and the ref pushes him away as he begins to choke him. As the ref is talking to David in the corner the form of Chris Styles picks itself up and Maddie grabs him by his legs and pulls him all the way to their corner and groin first into the ring post!
Steve White: OUCH! Poor Chris Styles. These two are so good at thinking of how to sneak a few good tag maneuvers in that there opponents have yet to mount any offense whatsoever. Got to wonder if there going to mount any offense before its over.
Chris begins to lift himself up and David lands a knee to his nose as he is still bending over. He pushes Chris back into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a nice forearm! Chris pulls himself up and David rushes him and is countered with a nice flapjack across the top rope! He grabs David by his legs and pulls him down into a roll up. Maddie lands a kick on the tip of his forehead that sends him stumbling to the corner. Katrina on the other hand rushes Maddie and they both go over the top rope.
Chuck Thompson: This is quickly falling apart Ladies and gentlemen as the tag team offensive is getting the better of the two very inexperienced rookies in this situation. They just don't know how to stop this very well oiled machine tonight.
Maddie Murdock is able to throw Katrina into the ring post head first with ease and she catches her as she gets off the ground with a nice clothesline that knocks her onto the back of her head. In the ring the form of David Arnold is climbing to the top rope. He jumps off and Chris Styles rolls out of the way. Rebounding with a twist of fate like maneuver. He stumbles to his feet and he catches David on his way up as he lifts him into a Styles Drop maneuver. Turning his back to the ropes as he yells at the ref.
Steve White: He needs to hurry up and connect with his move while he has the chance Chuck! David Arnold isn't someone that you fuck with in this business! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS KID THINKING? I MEAN REALLY?
Chris is caught in surprise by a rake to the eyes from Maddie who is now on the apron. David gets loose and Maddie does a reverse hot shot on Chris who bounces forward into David who lifts him up. HE NAILS CHRIS WITH THE SHOCK OF FEAR! COVER!!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Your winners via pinfall...MADDIE MURDOCK AND DAVID ARNOLD!!
Chuck Thompson: What a showing of team work by these two here tonight Steve. I wasn't expecting them to work this well together before Aces High.
The match is over and David and Maddie are standing there with their hands raised by the referee.
Chuck Thompson: What a great match! For the second week in a row, they actually got along as a team!
The referee drops their hands and David and Maddie look at each other as the referee grabs the EHWF North American and Divas championships for Maddie, handing them to her. David looks at the North American title and takes a couple of steps towards Maddie.
Steve White: Uh oh, here we go.
David stops as Maddie looks at David, unsure of what will happen. David then actually reaches out and gently grabs Maddie's wrist and lifts it into the air, causing a big pop of cheers from the crowd and confusion on Maddie's face. David points at Maddie, mouthing something along the lines of "Here's who you should be cheering for" before slowly lowering her arm with his hand slipping up against hers. He stands there for a moment, looking at his hand touching hers, when suddenly a little bit of a smile comes across his face. He looks up at her, that little bit of a smile still there, before he mouths something to her that the camera misses. Maddie just looks in shock at what he just said to her as he lets go of her and quickly exits the ring, heading up the ramp and into the backstage area without looking back at all. The scene fades out to a commercial break.
We come back from commercial as Swaggah's music goes off and he struts down the ramp and to the ring with a mic. He gets a mixed reaction from the fans but with him he carries the EHWF Championship. He places the title belt on the turnbuckle facing out at the crowd.
John Swaggah: As you all saw last week I couldn't let Black Man compete anymore, I just couldn't do it. Black Man is on of Mayhem's biggest superstars and I couldn't risk him getting a serious injury. He's been in Hell in a Cell matches, Hardcore matches, I Quit matches and even Buried Alive matches and they all took their toll on his body. He was already injured and I couldn't risk one of my main guys to be sidelined for a large amount of time just like I couldn't let an envious mob run one of my other main guys Rissi out of Mayhem so I did the right thing and inactivated them.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Swaggah paces inside the ring.
John Swaggah: So you're all probably asking yourselves what's going to happen with the EHWF Championship. I've got a great plan. See last year at Aces High we didn't have a World Title match. Instead we had an 8 man tag team match. This year I plan on picking out 3 men for Aces High and letting them fight in a match for the EHWF Championship!
The crowd gives a hearty cheer as Swaggah nods in approval.
John Swaggah: I promise that the three men in the match at Aces High will hate each other enough to put on one hell of a bloody, disgusting and ruthless match for the most prestigious title in the world, the EHWF Championship!
The crowd starts a massive cheer and they get louder and louder!
John Swaggah: Onto other business though... See I also promised that I'd address one of the most contentious issues in EHWF right now and that's the current issue of Assistant GM in EHWF. As you've all seen in the past month, Armando Cortez had been trying to prove that Joanna Isabella was in a relationship that brought a conflict of interest upon EHWF and last week she lost her job. Cortez claimed that the relationship was with Michael Rissi but they denied it. Cortez also claimed the position of Assistant GM last week. Introducing now... Armando Cortez!
Conteo hits the PA system and Armando comes out with an arrogant smile upon his face. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic.
Armando Cortez: Thank you John... I just want to say that I'm the new assistant GM and no one can do anything about it. Joanna and Rissi got themselves into a situation in which I saved EHWF and the superstars from. I ousted Joanna and got made the REAL Assistant GM... Because... I give you all something to talk about and that's why you love me.
The fans boo Cortez but he doesn't care.
Joanna Isabella: Stop!
Joanna comes down the ramp.
Armando Cortez: Oh... Look who it is!
Joanna Isabella: Just stop... You got what you wanted... You won just leave us alone.
Armando Cortez: Leave you alone? You guys are just jealous that I outsmarted you all and got the job! I'm the damn Assistant GM now and everyone will have to accept it!
Swaggah steps in between Joanna and Armando.
John Swaggah: Actually Armando... You're not the Assistant GM quite yet. I talked to HQ and I put you on a probation period seeing as I'm not convinced with your stories. I think Joanna did a fine job as the Assistant GM whereas you just wanted worm your way back into EHWF! I think if I can dispel your crap that I can reinstate her as the Assistant GM!
The fans cheer!
Armando Cortez: What! You can't do this to me! I am the Assistant GM and that's that! She doesn't deserve another shot at my job! All because of that pitiful piece of nothing son of a bitch Rissi that fu...
Headlines hits the PA System and the fans go wild, tearing the roof off the joint with amazing cheers. Rissi walks down the ramp, grabs a mic, gets in the ring and comes face to face with Cortez.
Michael Rissi: I'm over your shit Cortez... You won't talk anymore smack about me, you won't belittle the fans anymore and you definitely won't bully Joanna anymore!
The fans cheer. Cortez becomes aggressive.
Armando Cortez: You're a has-been Rissi! You think these fans make you more than you are? You're pathetic; they don't care about you anymore because I'm back now! I give them something to talk about unlike all the other pieces of crap in EHWF!
Rissi looks around...
Michael Rissi: You give these people something to talk about? You're the has-been here. If you want to believe your own crap and if you want to give people something to talk about... Then this is how you do it!
Rissi turns to Joanna... He looks at her as the fans build up to a cheer. He leans in and kisses her. Cortez backs off and Swaggah watches as the fans go wild. They continue to make out, Joanna isn't fighting it but eventually they stop and she's flustered, surprised and speechless.
Michael Rissi: That's how y...
Joanna grabs Rissi's shoulder and swings him around. She jumps up and they start making out again much to the fans delight who keep cheering!
Steve White: Damn that's hot! Woo!
Rissi and Joanna stop making out once again. She sits in the corner and Rissi turns back to Armando and Swaggah.
Armando Cortez: Swaggah! You can't consider giving her this job back! You just saw it yourself you black asshole, she has a relationship with Rissi and that's a conflict of interest!
John Swaggah: Rissi is an inactive member of the roster and he's switched to his Hall of Fame contract now for the time being... It doesn't matter if she is or not... This is how it's going to work. At Aces High there's going to be a 6 man tag match. Team Joanna vs Team Armando... You will pick your teams and the winning team will have their representative become the new EHWF Assistant GM!
The crowd goes wild and gives a Swaggah chant!
Armando Cortez: No! Wait!
Rissi turns to Cortez.
Michael Rissi: Seeing as you're not the Assisstant GM right now Cortez, I guess that means that I can do this!
Rissi hits a takedown on Cortez and starts hitting him with hard lefts and rights down on the mat! Cortez gets up and makes a run for it but Swaggah hits him with the Swag DDT!
Steve White: Ha Ha... Even Swaggah getting involved, I love it!
Rissi picks up a dazed Cortez and stands him on his knees. He points at Joanna any the crowd starts cheering her. She looks around apprehensive but Rissi encourages her. She smiles and runs up, hitting Cortez with the Shinning Wizard! The crowd goes wild!
Steve White: Now we have to wait until Aces High to see who the real Assistant GM will be!
Rissi and Joanna walk back up the ramp as her music plays. The fans cheer as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.