Post by La Familia Gómez on Nov 24, 2013 23:15:07 GMT -5
The scene opens up with the opening fireworks shooting up from all around the titan tron to all around the stage area to down both sides of the entrance ramp and finally all around the top of the ring. All this while the official theme song of EHWF Last Rites plays in the background.
The camera then pans around the entire arena, showing all of the EHWF fans in the sold out Mohegan Sun Arena, in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania! After about a minute of panning around the arena and showing all the fans on their feet, the camera pans down to ringside where the EHWF commentating team is ready to call a night full of action.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to EHWF Last Rites! This is no doubt one of the most highly anticipated events of the year! I can not wait for it all to start and Chuck, it all gets capped off with a huge main event for the Mayhem World Championship.
Chuck Thompson: It's going to be great, Steve! A triple threat TLC match for the Mayhem World Championship! The man, the myth, the legend, Black Man! He will be facing both Wilmer Patacky and TQ Smooth in triple threat action and these three men will nearly kill themselves for the title. But Black Man will win because he's just that damn good!
Steve White: I don't agree Black Man will win, but i do agree that it will be a great match. I think all three men have a real legit chance to win this match and i won't count any one of them out of it until the final bell rings and the winner gets his hand raised in victory. However, i'm also looking forward to the co-main event. Hardcore Champion Silver Electro versus Blaise in a steel cage match.
Chuck Thompson: Blaise has been on a tear since coming to EHWF. She has defeated every single person put in her way. Can Silver Electro be the first one to defeat her tonight? I think so.
Steve White: I don't know. It will be a tough match for both i'm sure. We also have Frank Finelli putting the Jr. Heavyweight Championship on the line against Jackson Frost. And Madison Murdock putting the North American Championship on the line against Mike Maddox. Plus, remember, every match has a stipulation tonight. This card is sure to be nothing short of great! Let's get it started with the lovely Patricia Downs!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The first contest of the evening is a hair versus hair match! Whoever loses must get their head shaved by their opponent!
Fall Apart by Twiztid erupts on the arena PA system, just as the lights begin to flicker. The crowd begins to boo as Alicia Frost emerges first from the black curtain, followed by Frost. They walk a few steps before stopping as Alicia leans her head against Frost side and gentle rubs his lower back. Frost raises his arm and slowly cuts his throat with his thumb, and then throws his hand towards the ground. He takes Alicia by her hand and begins his walk to ringside as he lets out this loud roar of anger. He pulls Alicia in front of him and picks her up and lifts her up onto the ringside apron, before pulling himself up and following. Frost takes a stance in the middle of the ring, and lets out one louder roar of anger. Music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Unknown, standing at 6 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 338 pounds, Frost!
The song "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA system as Cody walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He's wearing a grey snow hat with a baby blue hoody and he poses before he begins to make his way down to the ring. He hits the fans' hands on the way down and slides into the ring. He shows off a little bit and then waits.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, fighting out of Lakeland, Florida, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 180 pounds, Cody!
DING DING DING!
The match begins with the two men coming to the center of the ring. They start off with a classic tie up and Cody quickly gets the upper hand, putting Frost in a headlock. Frost quickly gets out of it though and when Cody turns back around, he is superkicked right in the face by Frost! Cody slowly gets back up, holding his jaw in pain. As soon as Cody gets back up to his feet, he is speared back down by Frost as Frost begins to pummel away at his face. Cody slides out of the ring to regain his composure. Frost doesn't allow him to though, as he slides out after him. He chases Cody and Cody slides back into the ring. Frost slides in after him and Cody begins stomping him before he can get back up to his feet. Cody pulls Frost up, which proves to be a mistake as Frost breaks his grasp and clothelines Cody hard down to the ring mat. He then drops down and puts Cody in an armbar!
Steve White: Armbar! Cody may tap out right now!
Chuck Thompson: The thing about this match is Cody barely has hair to begin with so even if he loses it will basically be like just another loss for him. Regardless, i don't think he wants to lose another match.
Cody grabs the bottom rope, forcing Frost to break the submission hold. Cody shakes his arm a few times and Frost pulls him back up. Frost irish whips him into the ropes and when Cody comes running back at him, Frost nails him with a powerslam! Frost goes for the quick pin. 1...2...kickout! Cody gets his shoulder up in time. Frost pulls him back up and pushes him into the corner of the ring. He chops Cody in the chest three times before setting him up onto the top rope. Frost climbs up onto the second rope and is looking for a superplex, but Cody punches Frost's ribs a few times and pushes him off the ropes! Frost falls down to the ring mat and Cody slowly stands up on the top rope. Frost gets up and Cody jumps off, landing on Frost with a cross body! Cody lands right into a pin! 1...2...kickout! Frost kicks out just in time. Both men slowly climb back up to their feet.
Steve White: This is a fast paced match. Both men are pretty worn out already.
Chuck Thompson: Who can last longer though? So far it looks fairly even.
Cody and Frost exchange punches. Cody gets the upper hand, but then Frost blocks a few punches and he gets the upper hand. He throws one huge haymaker, but Cody ducks and backdrops Frost. Cody drops down and lands some hard knees to the ribs of Frost. Frost tries to roll out of the ring to escape the knees, but Cody keeps him in and continues kneeing him. Frost finally is able to roll out of the way of a knee just in time and Cody's knee smashes against the ring apron. Both men get up again, Cody first. Cody runs at Frost and lands a jumping knee right to his face, knocking Frost down to the ring mat. Cody then slowly pulls him back up and irish whips him into the ropes. Cody ducks, looking to try and backdrop Frost, but Frost stops and kicks Cody right in the chest! He then nails Cody with a swinging neckbreaker! Cody hurries up and runs at Frost, but Frost ducks to the side and nails Cody with a forearm to the back of his head. Cody stumbles and turns back around right into a Frost Bite! Frost covers him! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Frost!
Steve White: Frost did it!
Chuck Thompson: Ya and Cody's losing streak continues.
Frost climbs back up to his feet and is handed the razor by the referee. Frost holds it up as the fans boo him heavily. He ducks down and slowly begins shaving what hair Cody does have. Cody comes to and scrambles into the corner of the ring. Frost begins to corner him, but Cody launches out of the corner and spears Frost down to the ring mat. Cody feels his head and slides out of the ring in frustration. Cody curses as he walks back up the entrance ramp. Frost holds his ribs, but climbs up against the second rope and laughs up at Cody. The scene then fades out to a highlight video of the upcoming matches for rest of the night.
The scene is on the tron in the arena as words appear.
"WARNING - Mercury has landed."
The scene then comes back to the ring where Patricia Downs is standing.
Patricia Downs: The following is a submission match and it’s set for one fall!
Lift Me Up By Five Finger Death Punch blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The :Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring . Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first the challenger… Mike Maddox!
Madison Murdock’s music hits the PA System. She comes out on the stage and raises her arms to the crowd. She has the North American title with her and raises it up high above her head. She runs down the ramp and gets in the ring, facing her opponent. She raises the title again before moving to her corner and waiting for the bell.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent the EHWF North American Champion… Madison Murdock!
DING DING DING!
The bell tolls and Madison tries to create distance between her and Mike. Mike dives down, trying to grab her legs but she moves out of it. They tie up with Mike still partially on the mat and Madison knees him in the jaw! Mike moves backwards to the ropes where Madison charges him and clotheslines him to the outside. She rolls out herself and picks Mike up, slamming his head off of the apron then rolling him back in the ring. Madison gets in herself and sees Mike slowly getting up. She grabs him by his back and twists his arm over going for an arm breaker but Mike breaks out if the hold and rolls to his feet. Madison gets up only to get clotheslined back down by Mike!
Steve White: Mike Maddox has a massive opportunity here tonight can he do it?!
Chuck Thompson: The only way to win this match is via submission and neither of these wrestlers are top submissionists so I guess the playing field is almost even.
Mike grabs Madison and tosses her against the corner then hits her with a corner clothesline! Mike grabs Madison and bearhugs her, trying to make her tab but she powers out. Madison grabs Mike and tosses him against the ropes and when he comes back she hits him with a modified powerslam! She runs up and springs off of the ropes, hitting Mike with a big moonsault! She grabs Mike and picks him up. She runs up and swings around for a chick kick but Mike ducks it and hits her with a big back bodydrop! Mike grabs Madison and suplexes her across the mat! Mike then grabs her legs and attempts to lock her into a sharpshooter as the fans cheer on at the action in the ring!
Steve White: He’s going for a sharpshooter! It looks like Maddox has it here! Can he lock it in?!
Chuck Thompson: The sharpshooter could win it for Mike Maddox here right now and we all know how much he’s looked for a title belt since losing the Jr Heavyweight title a few months ago!
Madison kicks Maddox away and she gets up she leaps up to the top rope and jumps off, hitting Maddox with a hurricanrana! Maddox is hurt but gets up and ties up with Madison. Madison knees Maddox in the gut and follows up with a big suplex! Madison dives down to the mat and clasps her arm around Maddox’s neck, trying to get him to tap out. Maddox struggles in the hold and looks like he’s about to tap but he reaches over to the ropes and gets up, elbowing her in the face. He turns Madison around and hits her with an explosive spinebuster! The fans cheer as Maddox recovers in the corner.
Steve White: Spinebuster! Maddox stays alive and this one isn’t over yet!
Chuck Thompson: They need to understand that the only way to win this match is by submission! Someone needs to make someone else tap right now!
Maddox runs up and kicks Madison in the side! He grabs her and turns her over going for a full nelson but he can’t get it. Maddox gets dropkicked to the mat, Maddox gets up but gets dropkicked down to the mat once again. Maddox gets up and hits her with an atomic drop and goes to grab her against the ropes but Madison knees him in the gut and slaps him. Maddox goes for a clothesline but Madison ducks it and bounces off of the ropes and comes running back at Maddox. She dropkicks his leg, taking it out from under him. She then runs up behind him and hits the Beautiful Bulldog! She goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL North American Champion, Madison Murdock!
Madison's music plays as she gets up with the title belt and cheers from the crowd. They get up and raise the belt in the air as we begin to fade out to the next video package.
We come back and Patricia Downs is ready to announce the next match as we pan from the image of a stretcher on the bottom of the ramp to the image of Patricia with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The Following is a Stretcher Match and it’s for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The lights begin to flicker as the mores code like opening of "Image of the Invisible" by Thrice starts so play. As the guitar hits, filling the arena, a blue and white light show starts on stage. Next come the vocals, and with it, Jackson Frost in his signature long black tights with the words "Frost" in white inside of a thick blue stripe down his right leg. Frost stops at the stage with smile on his face as he looks around at the explosive crowed as his secretary, Julia McKean, comes out from behind the curtain. The two of them walk down the ramp, Jackson more than happy giving high fives and raising his arms every now and then. As they get to the ring, He begins to run and slides in. The obviously annoyed Julia takes walks over to Jackson's corner as he hops onto one of the turnbuckle and lets out a huge roar. He then drops down and leans against the turnbuckle, resting his arms on the ropes as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challenger… Jackson Frost!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Frank Finelli!
DING DING DING!
The match starts off with both men going to the center of the ring and tieing up. J Frost quickly gets the upper hand, putting Frank Finelli in a headlock. Frank Finelli easily powers out of it and pushes him off sending J Frost runing against the ropes. He comes running back at Finelli and hits Frank down to the mat with a diving shoulder block. He then runs off of the ropes and Finelli turns onto his stomach and J Frost jumps over him and hits the opposite side of the ropes. When he comes running back at Finelli, Finelli catches him and tosses him with a powerslam! Finelli isn’t impressed and picks up Jackson. He lifts him high and slams him back down to the mat. Frank looks out to the crowd as they cheer for the stretcher. Jackson Frost slowly rolls across the ring and gets up using the ropes.
Steve White: A great start to a stretcher match here tonight. Frank Finelli has been on a roll these past few weeks and has been a dominant Jr Heavyweight Champion. Jackson Frost may be hungry but it will be hard to overthrow the champion here at Last Rites.
J Frost runs at Frank and spears him through the middle ropes. Both men crash to the outside. Frank holds his back as Frost gets up and holds onto the apron. He looks under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick. He tosses it down and looks for something else. He pulls out a fire extinguisher. He tosses that down as well and pulls out one more weapon, a trash can. He picks up the extinguisher and when Frank Finelli gets to his feet, he smacks it over his head. Finelli crumbles back down onto the floor, looking dazed. Frost is angry now and he grabs a steel chair, smashing it over the back of Frank! Frank yells in pain but Jackson doesn’t care as he starts chocking Frank out with the top of the chair much to the fans delight! Frank pushes Jackson off and both men get up. Frank grabs Jackson and tosses him into the steel steps. Frank grabs the steel chair and waits for Jackson to get up. Frank goes to nail Jackson in the head with the chair but Jackson ducks it and spears Frank to the ground!
Steve White: What a brutal damn match! This one is really getting the crowd going Chuck and it’s all for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: Frank has been the Jr Heavyweight Champion for a while now and he’s been a very successful one. Jackson Frost has been around EHWF for a while now and he should know what to expect but Frank’s experience is what gives him the advantage tonight.
J Frost tosses the steel chair out of the way. Jackson picks up Frank but the hair but Frank rakes him in the eyes then bounces his head off of the apron! Frank boots Frost in the gut then goes to irish whip him but Frost but Frost reverses it and tosses Frank into the barricade head first! Frank holds his head as we begin to see blood. Jackson picks him up and knees him in the gut. Frank comes back with and elbow to the face then Frank pushes Frost into the apron, back first! Frank goes to grab him but J Frost comes out of nowhere with the Frostbite!
Steve White: Oh My Gawd! Jackson Frost hits the Frostbite on Frank Finelli and it looks like Frank is hurt after that one. I guess it looks like Jackson Frost has a real shot at the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship now! What a match we have here!
Chuck Thompson: That Frostbite came out of nowhere and I have to say I think that this one is going to be closer than I thought! Jackson could be the new champion here tonight but I won’t ever count out Frank!
J Frost grabs Frank by the head and starts dragging him to the bottom of the ramp where the stretcher is! Jackson moves Frank to the stretcher and begins to place him on it but Frank elbows Frost in the side and smacks his head off of the stretcher! Frank hoists Frost up and hits him with a running STO right on top of the metal part of the ramp! The fans are shocked as Frost yells in pain and rolls over in a pool of his own blood. Frank looks under the ring and pulls out an alarm clock. He faces a struggling Frost. Jackson Frost slowly begins to get to his feet but when he gets on one knee Frank smashes the alarm clock right over Jackson’s head, sending him collapsing back down to the ground and the crowd cheering!
Steve White: Frank just woke Jackson up with that alarm clock! By Gawd what a shot. There are pieces of that alarm clock all over the place and Frost is a bloody mess on the ramp right now!
Chuck Thompson: What do you mean he woke him up? He just put him to sleep! Frank hit the snooze button with Frost’s head and now Frost looks like he’s out!
Finelli grabs Frost and puts him up on the stretcher as the fans go wild. Finelli lifts both Frost’s legs and hoists them onto the stretcher. The fans cheer as Frank takes a deep breath and starts to wheel Jackson up the ramp. Frank picks up speed to the top of the stage where the line is but Jackson sits up and pokes Frank in the eyes and throws himself off of the stretcher. Frank gets up and grabs Frost. Kneeing him in the gut. Both men begin to fight on the middle of the ramp and Frank has the upper hand until Jackson boots Frank right in the groin! Frank falls to his knees in pain and Frost kicks him right in his bleeding head!
Steve White: J Frost fighting back here! He was so close to losing but he doesn’t want to lose this opportunity! What a bloody match this has turned out to be! Last Rites has been completely amazing!
Chuck Thompson: I agree, it’s been one hell of a night! EHWF is putting on one hell of a show for its last PPV of the year!
Frank grabs J Frost’s legs but J Frost knees him right in the face! Frost picks Frank up and tosses him into the stretcher! Frost goes to put him on the stretcher but Frank punches Frost and Frost falls off of the edge of the ramp! The fans try to touch him as he holds his bleeding face on the ground. Frank shakes his head in disgust as he goes up and grabs Jackson by the hair. Jackson grabs a strobe light from the ramp edge and smacks Frank in the head with it when he turns him around. The fans go nuts as Frank falls back into the stretcher! Jackson runs up and clotheslines Frank right onto the stretcher! Frost grabs the stretcher and tries to hold down Frank with all his remaining strength. Jackson runs up with the stretcher and holds onto Frank on top of it, running it past the line on the stage!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And the NEW EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Jackson Frost!
Jackson Frost gets up all groggy like and gets handed the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt he holds it up to a mixed reaction as his music plays and we fade out to a video package for the next match.
We come back to the arena.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a bra and panties match!
Let's Go All The Way by Insane Clown Posse starts to blast throughout the PA system. That's when the beautiful Samantha Ferrari is seen coming on out to wrestle. She has a beautiful smile on her face as she's seen walking on down to the ring. She gets inside of the ring and waves to the fans. She stands in the middle of the ring waiting on who'll she be facing.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Samantha Ferrari!
The Lights inside the arena dim and 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' performed by TaTa Young; The theme of Aubree Celeste blasts over the PA System. Much to the arena the crowd get to their feet to witness Your Sweetest Nightmare; Aubree Celeste make her way through the black curtain as the crowd begin to have mixed reactions a smirk appeared on the beautiful blondes face as she raised her hands up to ignore the comments that are being heard as she made her way to the ring walking up the steels steps and walking along the ropes as she climbs into the ring and walks to the ropes she looks out at the crowd as the crowd boo her she smirks blowing a kiss and turning her back on them as her theme fades out…
Patricia Downs: And next… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings as Aubree and Samantha lock up. Samantha attempts to put Aubree into a side headlock, but is countered as Aubree hits Samantha with a lifting reverse STO. Aubree shakes her head as she picks up Samantha and irish whips her into the ropes, attempting to grab her top and rip it off as the fans go nuts. Aubree pulls at the shirt with all of her might but Samantha screams and pushes Aubree off of her.
Chuck Thompson: Wow, Aubree aggressively trying to strip Samantha down to her bra and panties! Samantha isn’t really what I want to see though Steve… I want to see Aubree in her bra and panties!
Steve White: Alright, Chuck, Try and just call the match and try and hide your desires here at the commentators table please…
Chuck Thompson: Shut your damn big fat mouth Steve! This is the match of the night! This is what the fans came to see and as much as I love Aubree I want her to lose so I can see her in her bra and panties! My life has culminated this moment! I’ve waited so long!
The match continues despite the Chuck Thompson’s outlandish behaviour as Aubree tosses Samantha into another turnbuckle then hits a spear while Samantha is still against the turnbuckle. She then gets up on the turnbuckle and starts to hit Samantha as the fans count!
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Aubree backs off before charging at Samantha, only to be caught by a boot to the face! Samantha runs up and grabs Aubrees’s shorts, trying to pull them off but Aubree fights it and knees Samantha in the head. Aubree backs off as Samantha climbs the turnbuckle and attempts a bulldog, but Aubree sidesteps and slams Samantha sending her to the mat. She then picks Samantha up and hits her with a hurricanrana!
Steve White: Aubree almost losing her shorts there but counters with a big move! One of these girls has to make a move here and try and strip the other one right now!
Chuck Thompson: Keep that dirty dick of yours in your pants Steve. I’m warning you…
Samantha and Aubree lock up and Samantha pokes Aubree in the eyes and then kicks her in the gut. Samantha runs up and makes a go for Aubree’s shirt once again. The fans go wild as Aubree tries to struggle away from her but Samantha is able to grab Aubree’s shirt and pull it off, revealing Aubree in her bra! The fans tear the roof off of the arena with cheers!
Chuck Thompson: Yes!!!!
Steve White: The beautiful Aubree Celeste loses her top but keeps her bottoms! The fans are going absolutely wild right now and are loving this match!
Samantha moves to pick Aubree up, but Aubree pushes her back into the corner then hits an enzuigiri, knocking Samantha down with Aubree then going towards a turnbuckle. She waits for Samantha to get up and when she does Aubree yanks Samantha’s shirt off revealing her in her bra this time. The fans aren’t as excited this time but they begin to cheer more and more for Aubree. Aubree boots Samantha in the gut and goes to whip her into the corner but pulls her down to the mat by her hair as the crowd cringes! Aubree goes for Samantha’s pants but Samantha shoves her away and goes for Aubree’s shorts. Aubree pushes Samantha off of her and hits her with a superkick! The fans cheer as Aubree finishes up with a Beautiful Goodbye! Aubree goes down to a knocked out Samantha and pulls off her pants, stripping her to her bra and panties!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: And the winner... Aubree Celeste!
Aubree gets up and rolls Samantha out of the ring. She gets up to the turnbuckle and raises her arms in victory as the fans go wild. As Aubree’s music plays we fade out to a video package for the Hardcore Championship.
The lights in the arena dim, the gentle breath of the fans fills the empty atmosphere, the ring remains invisible to everyone. Suddenly, from the PA comes Legacy by Eminem. The fans remain silent for the lights are still dimmed and the ring remains unseen. The lights are turned back up, revealing Jason Dave in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand. He smiles out to the crowd and chews on a piece of gum before raising his arms up in the air approving the crowd’s reaction. Jason extends a finger in the air and brings it down to his lips to silence the crowd. He slowly rotates his body around to take visual of the audience in attendance. The music fades out into the wind, leaving a silent audience in preparation for Jason to speak. Consistently appearing here at EHWF events was starting to get to Scorpion’s head and that’s exactly what Jason had been going for. He offers a kind smile out to the audience and shushes them once more. He lengthens his arm and brings the microphone up towards his lips. He licks them clean before adjusting his stance in the center of the ring.
Jason Dave: It seems that my words and my actions have clearly made a mark on a man who continues to cower behind his faithful companions. This man claims to have EHWF under his control, but clearly actions speak louder than words. The board of directors had to call the shots for tonight’s main event, because if the man I’m talking about had it his way, he would have re-hired Death Bed to a one-night contract and had Black Man have an easy…more than easy, title defense tonight. You all know who I am speaking about. Last week he finally addressed what I have been doing in his interview with Alexander Corvis. You guys guessed it; I’m talking about the big fat fuck that runs this shit, Scorpion.
The audience in attendance boos once Scorpion’s name was mentioned; the fans at home probably weren’t taking too kindly to Scorpion’s name being mentioned either.
Jason Dave: Now, I know that Scorpion and I aren’t on the best of grounds right now, that’s not new news. He and I used to be tight, but now because I’m simply speaking freely as I can because I am an American. Scorpion finds me annoying, a critical thorn in his side, dead in his eyes, things around that nature. I’ve become so irrelevant in his eyes I’m at that status where if someone said I was alive Scorpion would probably say something like: ‘that stupid fuck ain’t dead yet?’ However, in the eyes of other EHWF superstars, I’ve reached the status where they have to mention my name just for people to turn their heads. But that’s irrelevant to the situation at hand.
Jason steps forward and stops at the ropes facing the ramp. He places his forearm across the top rope and leans on the rope. He rotates his neck in a circle causing a few bones to create a crack like noise.
Jason Dave: Scorpion, wherever the hell you are in the back I hope you’re sitting back there with the most uncomfortable feeling in your gut right now, but just be sure to listen to me. I don’t believe you’re a bad person; I don’t hate you, hell you and I used to be good friends. But now because of simple contract disputes and me doing what I get to do as a free American angers you. It angers you because you’re like a stereotypical white girl, you bitch, moan and complain when you don’t get your way and then blame it on the other fuckers around here. You’re the Chairman of EHWF yet all you do is kiss the black fucking ass of the mayhem champion and that’s all you do. You’re the biggest ass kisser that anyone has ever known. You kiss his ass like he’s the best in the world. But clearly, that faggot is far from the best there is. You don’t respect me because of my actions and you also don’t respect me because Michael Rissi saw something in me that others didn’t. Everyone knows that when Rissi sees something in you, you’re the real fucking deal. The only difference between the guys Rissi saw something in and I is I haven’t retired from the ring nor have I shown disloyalty to my workplace.
Jason strokes the top rope gently and offers a sly smile out to the cameras.
Jason Dave: It pains you, it drives you to the brink of absolute aggravation and pure rage when you see the likes of Rissi and myself step into this ring and do what we do best because your career never truly took off so you had to sit your fat ass behind a desk and ruin the lives and careers of people with REAL talent in the ring, on the microphone even on fucking commentary! It drove you absolutely insane! And if you couldn’t have a successful career in wrestling, then nobody with talent could. Your emotions boiled up like a volcano because of the failure that you are. You’re a joke, a sham, a con…you’re nothing. Now be a man, and answer me pussy…I’ll be waiting.
Jason drops the microphone and catches it before it hits the ground. He looks at it in his hands and exits the ring, still carrying the microphone. Legacy by Eminem hits the PA and Jason continues to walk to the beat of the music before stopping at the top of the ramp. He looks at the microphone in hand and looks up at the titantron. He chucks the microphone at the titantron and the microphone breaks on contact while the screen starts to become fuzzy.
Chuck Thompson: Somebody needs to get this asshole out of that ring!
Jason turns out to the crowd and offers a crude smile as the scene fades out to more highlights of tonight's action so far.
We come to the ring where the steel cage is set up around the ring with the door open to let the two competitors in.
Patricia Downs: This following Steel Cage Match is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
After the first guitar riff of the song, Blaise emerges from the curtains. The arena is swallowed is darkness. She doesn't exactly look pleased to be there from what everyone can see by the spotlight that is entirely focused on her because that's how things should be after all. Blaise turns and motions for someone to come forward and a large figure emerges from the back. It's Jax Jensen. He walks and stops behind her, towering over her small frame. He punches his fist into his palm with a foul look on his face. He's looking unhappy while Blaise smirks. It's clear that Jax is here to do more than just manage Blaise.
The brunette shoots one leg forward as she stands sideways, raising her arms slowly before deciding she doesn't need the fans approval and throwing her arms down with a face as sour as Jax's. Blaise begins to descend down the ramp, not bothering sparing any of the fans a glance. However, as she gets closer to the ring she walks closer to the fans as if she was going to hit one of their hands. However, that obviously doesn't happen. She raises her hand last minute and laughs at the sad expression the fan wears on his face. The fans boos grow louder as she mocks them. Jax walks to the side where the announcing table is and stands there with his arms crossed. Blaise walks to the right side of the ring and swings herself on the apron, shooting the crowd a glare. Before pulling herself up and climbing the turnbuckle. Blaise doesn't pose for the fans. She has no interest in what they want. She turns and sits on the turnbuckle, letting her legs swing as she awaits for her match to start with a small smirk on her lips.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Blaise!
The main lights in the arena go out as green and white strobe lights illuminate the stage area. "Fight Like This" by Decyfer Down hits over the PA System, the lights flashing in time with the guitar. As the first verse starts, the black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Electro can be seen walking out onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he yells and panders to the crowd. He repeats the process on the right side of the stage before walking back towards the ramp.
Stepping down the ramp, Silver slaps hands with as many of the front row fans as he can before sliding into the ring and jumping onto the top turnbuckle, taunting and pandering to the crowd once more. He jumps down and then walks towards the middle of the ropes, climbing on the second rope and throwing his arms out to his sides once more to the roaring approval from the crowd. He steps down and pulls his shirt up over his head before throwing it into the crowd as "Fight Like This" fades out of earshot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And next… The Hardcore Champion… Silver Electro!
DING DING DING!
The bell tolls and Blaise and Silver just stare at each other from across the ring. Eventually they begin to meet in the center of the ring and tie up! Blaise quickly moves behind Silver and powers him into the corner but he elbows her in the head and pushes her off. Silver spots Blaise and hoists her up, going to slam her down but Blaise reverses it and lands on her feet. Blaise runs up and boots Silver in the gut then dropkicks his thigh out, sending him falling to his knees on the mat. Blaise slaps the hell out of Silver then makes a break for the cage as the fans cheer. Blaise gets a few steps up the cage but Silver runs up and pulls her down then drops her with a lariat!
Steve White: An amazing start to this great match right here. Blaise is undefeated and is the first woman to challenge for the Hardcore Championship! Blaise is also undefeated while Silver Electro has only lost to Black Man. These two are seriously elite!
Chuck Thompson: As you know I’m only really here for Blaise Steve…
Silver grabs Blaise from the mat and tosses her against the cage then hoists her up and hits her with a big flapjack! Blaise eats the mat and Silver this time makes a go at the cage, running for it and climbing it. Silver makes good headway and gets halfway up as the fans cheer. Blaise gets up and rams herself into the side of the cage, making Silver lose balance. Silver bounces off of the cage once again and this time Silver falls down to the mat as the fans cheer. Blaise grabs Silver by the hair and drags him to the cage. She presses his face against it then starts to boot his head off of the cage wall! The fans continue to cheer as Blaise lets go. She steps on Silver and goes to climb the cage but Silver grabs onto her ankle. Silver pulls her down and takes her down with an STO as we get a look at Silver’s bloody face.
Steve White: This match is taking its toll on both of these competitor’s but they’re both tough!
Chuck Thompson: They look hurt and exhausted! Silver is bleeding and Blaise is limping. Steel cage matches always take a lot out of a comptetitor.
Silver picks Blaise up and whips her to the corner but she leaps up the turnbuckle and begins to climb the cage, surprising the fans and Silver. Blaise uses her intellect and realizes that Silver is still on his feet and will pull her down so she gets halfway up the cage and springs off, hitting Silver with a sky high crossbody! The fans go wild, as Silver and Blaise lie hurt on the mat. Blaise slowly gets to her feet but Silver grabs her from behind and hits her head off of the cage wall. Blaise falls to the mat and Silver grabs onto the cage. Blaise realizes she’s in trouble so she leaps onto Silver, pulling him down slowly. Silver scoops Blaise up and drives her into the cage! The fans cheer at the hardcore action but Silver realizes that Blaise isn’t just a normal competitor so her hoists her up this time putting her on the turnbuckle! The fans cheer as Silver grabs her and hits a massive superplex from the top rope! The fans go wild as both lie hurt on the mat! The impact of the superplex has opened the Steel Cage door and Silver notices it, crawling to his feet as he sees Blaise still hurt on the mat!
Steve White: Superplex! Superplex! By Gawd! Both competitors are down and they might be out! The force of that Superplex has flung the door wide open here in front of us!
Chuck Thompson: The door is open! The door is open! Blaisey is hurt and Silver sees the exit! There’s no one there to stop him!
Silver gets to the cage door and goes to exit to win but Blaise’s comrade Jax runs past on the outside and slams the cage door right onto Silver’s face! Silver slams on the mat as the cage door is sealed again and we see blood flowing from the face and head of Silver! Silver was so close but Jax cut him short. Blaise gets up, oblivious to anything that just happened. She quickly jumps onto the cage and springs off, hitting Silver with a moonsault! Silver looks very groggy but he’s tough and tries to fight up to his feet. Blaise swings a slap but Silver blocks it. He grabs her and lifts her by her legs, raking her face against the cage!
Steve White: This is the definition of a steel cage match! There has been no hiding, no holds barred just a straight up amazing hardcore showcase!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise! That’s it! That’s enough… I’m climbing that damn cage and I’m checking if she’s alright! Damn you Silver you better not hurt her!
Blaise makes a run for the cage but as she climbs it a bleeding Silver dishes out a forearm to her back! Silver scrambles on top of her and climbs the cage over her. He almost gets to the top when Blaise grabs his leg and pulls at it. She pulls herself up on top of Silver and both begin to fight for the top of the cage. Both get on top and get one leg over. They both aggressively try to throw themselves over but they both still hold onto each other preventing it. As both stand on the top rung of the cage. Silver holds Blaise back and looks like he’s going to climb down. He pushes her and she looks like she’s going to lose her balance but she grabs onto him and hits him with a modified version of the Soporose onto the top of the cage rung! The fans cheer as Silver goes to drop backwards into the ring! As Silver falls to the ring, Blaise holds onto the cage and grabs his arm!
Steve White: W… What?! Blaise just saves Silver from dropping from the top of the cage to the ring… Why?!
Chuck Thompson: Silver looks knocked out from that modified Soporose on the rung rail of the top of the cage! Why did she grab him!?
Blaise holds Silver up and lets him down on the turnbuckle/corner cage, back in the ring which breaks most of Silver’s fall. The crowd is a little confused as she looks down at him from the top of the cage. Blaise climbs down to the outside and the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: And the winner and NEW EHWF Hardcore Champion... Blaise!
A tired and hurt Blaise gets up with the Hardcore Championship and holds it up to a mixed reaction from fans. Blaise’s music blares as she makes her way up the ramp and exits as we fade out to a video package for the main event.
The scene comes back into the arena with the fans awaiting the main event. But instead, the same words that came across the tron earlier in the night come across it once again.
"WARNING - Mercury has landed."
Steve White: What is that message about?
Chuck Thompson: I don't know, Steve. But i can't wait to find out!
The fans continue to wonder as the scene cuts back to more highlights of the careers of Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, and Black Man.
We open back up to the arena where Patricia is there ready to introduce the main event!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following main event contest is a TLC Match and it’s for the EHWF Championship!
“Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and boo continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man acts like he is going to raise him hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, but instead flips the fans off as he chuckles to him self. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction of hatred towards their once hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man taunts the fans in attendance and only laughs at their pathetic gestures towards him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Being accompanied by Madison Murdock… The EHWF Champion… Black Man!
Black Man gets to the ring and snatches the mic from Patricia Downs.
Black Man: Before we begin this pointless match tonight I just want to make sure that everyone in EHWF and all the fans know that after I win tonight, I will continue to be the champion for as long as I say! After I win this match there will be no one that can stop me and the Corporate Powers will make sure of that. Furthermo…
The crowd was on their feet as "Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi began to blare throughout the arena.
Push me.
And then just touch me.
'Til I can get my,
Satisfaction.
As the song continues...Wilmer does not explode out from behind the curtain as he usually does. The cheering starts to die down, as confusion starts to rise throughout the crowd. The song suddenly cuts off, as different music takes it's place.
Put on your warpaint!
"The Phoenix" by Fall Out Boy then began to replace "Satisfaction," as the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, as he finally explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange "H" on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the "H" on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the bass drum of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottome rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. He would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "The Phoenix" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Challenging for the EHWF Championship… He is… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
T.Q's music blast throughout the area as the fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and begins to walk down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner, climbing on the middle rope and just looking out into the crowd.
Patricia Downs: And next… Also challenging for the EHWF Championship tonight… TQ Smooth!
TQ Smooth: Ladies and Gentlemen. Before we start tonight… I promised someone to be in my corner for this match to even out the odds from Scorpion and Black Man’s alliance and I kept my promise… The person that will be in my corner has been personally affected by Scorpion and the Corporate Losers recently… He is none other than… MICHAEL RISSI!
Steve White: By Gawd! It’s Michael Rissi! Rissi is back! Rissi is here and no doubt he has a score to settle against this monstrosity that Scorpion has created. Scorpion fired his girlfriend and put his cousin in the hospital this past week on Mayhem! Rissi is here for vengeance! By Gawd What A NIGHT!
The fans break out into a wild cheer as Rissi come out and stands next to Smooth. Black Man is pissed off and starts yelling at a ref. Rissi goes out and stands next to the apron as Wilmer cuts in and tells the ref to just start the match.
DING DING DING!
The camera then pans around the entire arena, showing all of the EHWF fans in the sold out Mohegan Sun Arena, in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania! After about a minute of panning around the arena and showing all the fans on their feet, the camera pans down to ringside where the EHWF commentating team is ready to call a night full of action.
Steve White: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to EHWF Last Rites! This is no doubt one of the most highly anticipated events of the year! I can not wait for it all to start and Chuck, it all gets capped off with a huge main event for the Mayhem World Championship.
Chuck Thompson: It's going to be great, Steve! A triple threat TLC match for the Mayhem World Championship! The man, the myth, the legend, Black Man! He will be facing both Wilmer Patacky and TQ Smooth in triple threat action and these three men will nearly kill themselves for the title. But Black Man will win because he's just that damn good!
Steve White: I don't agree Black Man will win, but i do agree that it will be a great match. I think all three men have a real legit chance to win this match and i won't count any one of them out of it until the final bell rings and the winner gets his hand raised in victory. However, i'm also looking forward to the co-main event. Hardcore Champion Silver Electro versus Blaise in a steel cage match.
Chuck Thompson: Blaise has been on a tear since coming to EHWF. She has defeated every single person put in her way. Can Silver Electro be the first one to defeat her tonight? I think so.
Steve White: I don't know. It will be a tough match for both i'm sure. We also have Frank Finelli putting the Jr. Heavyweight Championship on the line against Jackson Frost. And Madison Murdock putting the North American Championship on the line against Mike Maddox. Plus, remember, every match has a stipulation tonight. This card is sure to be nothing short of great! Let's get it started with the lovely Patricia Downs!
The camera then pans up into the ring, where Patricia Downs is standing with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: The first contest of the evening is a hair versus hair match! Whoever loses must get their head shaved by their opponent!
Fall Apart by Twiztid erupts on the arena PA system, just as the lights begin to flicker. The crowd begins to boo as Alicia Frost emerges first from the black curtain, followed by Frost. They walk a few steps before stopping as Alicia leans her head against Frost side and gentle rubs his lower back. Frost raises his arm and slowly cuts his throat with his thumb, and then throws his hand towards the ground. He takes Alicia by her hand and begins his walk to ringside as he lets out this loud roar of anger. He pulls Alicia in front of him and picks her up and lifts her up onto the ringside apron, before pulling himself up and following. Frost takes a stance in the middle of the ring, and lets out one louder roar of anger. Music fades out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first, fighting out of Unknown, standing at 6 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at 338 pounds, Frost!
The song "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA system as Cody walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp. He's wearing a grey snow hat with a baby blue hoody and he poses before he begins to make his way down to the ring. He hits the fans' hands on the way down and slides into the ring. He shows off a little bit and then waits.
Patricia Downs: And introducing his opponent, fighting out of Lakeland, Florida, standing at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and weighing in at 180 pounds, Cody!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Cody vs. Frost
The match begins with the two men coming to the center of the ring. They start off with a classic tie up and Cody quickly gets the upper hand, putting Frost in a headlock. Frost quickly gets out of it though and when Cody turns back around, he is superkicked right in the face by Frost! Cody slowly gets back up, holding his jaw in pain. As soon as Cody gets back up to his feet, he is speared back down by Frost as Frost begins to pummel away at his face. Cody slides out of the ring to regain his composure. Frost doesn't allow him to though, as he slides out after him. He chases Cody and Cody slides back into the ring. Frost slides in after him and Cody begins stomping him before he can get back up to his feet. Cody pulls Frost up, which proves to be a mistake as Frost breaks his grasp and clothelines Cody hard down to the ring mat. He then drops down and puts Cody in an armbar!
Steve White: Armbar! Cody may tap out right now!
Chuck Thompson: The thing about this match is Cody barely has hair to begin with so even if he loses it will basically be like just another loss for him. Regardless, i don't think he wants to lose another match.
Cody grabs the bottom rope, forcing Frost to break the submission hold. Cody shakes his arm a few times and Frost pulls him back up. Frost irish whips him into the ropes and when Cody comes running back at him, Frost nails him with a powerslam! Frost goes for the quick pin. 1...2...kickout! Cody gets his shoulder up in time. Frost pulls him back up and pushes him into the corner of the ring. He chops Cody in the chest three times before setting him up onto the top rope. Frost climbs up onto the second rope and is looking for a superplex, but Cody punches Frost's ribs a few times and pushes him off the ropes! Frost falls down to the ring mat and Cody slowly stands up on the top rope. Frost gets up and Cody jumps off, landing on Frost with a cross body! Cody lands right into a pin! 1...2...kickout! Frost kicks out just in time. Both men slowly climb back up to their feet.
Steve White: This is a fast paced match. Both men are pretty worn out already.
Chuck Thompson: Who can last longer though? So far it looks fairly even.
Cody and Frost exchange punches. Cody gets the upper hand, but then Frost blocks a few punches and he gets the upper hand. He throws one huge haymaker, but Cody ducks and backdrops Frost. Cody drops down and lands some hard knees to the ribs of Frost. Frost tries to roll out of the ring to escape the knees, but Cody keeps him in and continues kneeing him. Frost finally is able to roll out of the way of a knee just in time and Cody's knee smashes against the ring apron. Both men get up again, Cody first. Cody runs at Frost and lands a jumping knee right to his face, knocking Frost down to the ring mat. Cody then slowly pulls him back up and irish whips him into the ropes. Cody ducks, looking to try and backdrop Frost, but Frost stops and kicks Cody right in the chest! He then nails Cody with a swinging neckbreaker! Cody hurries up and runs at Frost, but Frost ducks to the side and nails Cody with a forearm to the back of his head. Cody stumbles and turns back around right into a Frost Bite! Frost covers him! 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: The winner of this match, by pinfall, Frost!
Steve White: Frost did it!
Chuck Thompson: Ya and Cody's losing streak continues.
Frost climbs back up to his feet and is handed the razor by the referee. Frost holds it up as the fans boo him heavily. He ducks down and slowly begins shaving what hair Cody does have. Cody comes to and scrambles into the corner of the ring. Frost begins to corner him, but Cody launches out of the corner and spears Frost down to the ring mat. Cody feels his head and slides out of the ring in frustration. Cody curses as he walks back up the entrance ramp. Frost holds his ribs, but climbs up against the second rope and laughs up at Cody. The scene then fades out to a highlight video of the upcoming matches for rest of the night.
The scene is on the tron in the arena as words appear.
"WARNING - Mercury has landed."
The scene then comes back to the ring where Patricia Downs is standing.
Patricia Downs: The following is a submission match and it’s set for one fall!
Lift Me Up By Five Finger Death Punch blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in cheer, Mike Maddox enters the ramps and here the whole crowds females chanting his name. Maddox struts his stuff with his trademark leather jacket engraved with "The :Ladies Man on it. Mike then runs down to the ring and slides into the ring . Maddox then runs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms then cuts his throat the crowd erupts even louder. Maddox then steps in his corner with a confident and determined look on his face as he awaits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first the challenger… Mike Maddox!
Madison Murdock’s music hits the PA System. She comes out on the stage and raises her arms to the crowd. She has the North American title with her and raises it up high above her head. She runs down the ramp and gets in the ring, facing her opponent. She raises the title again before moving to her corner and waiting for the bell.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent the EHWF North American Champion… Madison Murdock!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Madison Murdock (c) vs. Mike Maddox
The bell tolls and Madison tries to create distance between her and Mike. Mike dives down, trying to grab her legs but she moves out of it. They tie up with Mike still partially on the mat and Madison knees him in the jaw! Mike moves backwards to the ropes where Madison charges him and clotheslines him to the outside. She rolls out herself and picks Mike up, slamming his head off of the apron then rolling him back in the ring. Madison gets in herself and sees Mike slowly getting up. She grabs him by his back and twists his arm over going for an arm breaker but Mike breaks out if the hold and rolls to his feet. Madison gets up only to get clotheslined back down by Mike!
Steve White: Mike Maddox has a massive opportunity here tonight can he do it?!
Chuck Thompson: The only way to win this match is via submission and neither of these wrestlers are top submissionists so I guess the playing field is almost even.
Mike grabs Madison and tosses her against the corner then hits her with a corner clothesline! Mike grabs Madison and bearhugs her, trying to make her tab but she powers out. Madison grabs Mike and tosses him against the ropes and when he comes back she hits him with a modified powerslam! She runs up and springs off of the ropes, hitting Mike with a big moonsault! She grabs Mike and picks him up. She runs up and swings around for a chick kick but Mike ducks it and hits her with a big back bodydrop! Mike grabs Madison and suplexes her across the mat! Mike then grabs her legs and attempts to lock her into a sharpshooter as the fans cheer on at the action in the ring!
Steve White: He’s going for a sharpshooter! It looks like Maddox has it here! Can he lock it in?!
Chuck Thompson: The sharpshooter could win it for Mike Maddox here right now and we all know how much he’s looked for a title belt since losing the Jr Heavyweight title a few months ago!
Madison kicks Maddox away and she gets up she leaps up to the top rope and jumps off, hitting Maddox with a hurricanrana! Maddox is hurt but gets up and ties up with Madison. Madison knees Maddox in the gut and follows up with a big suplex! Madison dives down to the mat and clasps her arm around Maddox’s neck, trying to get him to tap out. Maddox struggles in the hold and looks like he’s about to tap but he reaches over to the ropes and gets up, elbowing her in the face. He turns Madison around and hits her with an explosive spinebuster! The fans cheer as Maddox recovers in the corner.
Steve White: Spinebuster! Maddox stays alive and this one isn’t over yet!
Chuck Thompson: They need to understand that the only way to win this match is by submission! Someone needs to make someone else tap right now!
Maddox runs up and kicks Madison in the side! He grabs her and turns her over going for a full nelson but he can’t get it. Maddox gets dropkicked to the mat, Maddox gets up but gets dropkicked down to the mat once again. Maddox gets up and hits her with an atomic drop and goes to grab her against the ropes but Madison knees him in the gut and slaps him. Maddox goes for a clothesline but Madison ducks it and bounces off of the ropes and comes running back at Maddox. She dropkicks his leg, taking it out from under him. She then runs up behind him and hits the Beautiful Bulldog! She goes for the pin. 1...2...3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL North American Champion, Madison Murdock!
Madison's music plays as she gets up with the title belt and cheers from the crowd. They get up and raise the belt in the air as we begin to fade out to the next video package.
We come back and Patricia Downs is ready to announce the next match as we pan from the image of a stretcher on the bottom of the ramp to the image of Patricia with her mic.
Patricia Downs: The Following is a Stretcher Match and it’s for the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship!
The lights begin to flicker as the mores code like opening of "Image of the Invisible" by Thrice starts so play. As the guitar hits, filling the arena, a blue and white light show starts on stage. Next come the vocals, and with it, Jackson Frost in his signature long black tights with the words "Frost" in white inside of a thick blue stripe down his right leg. Frost stops at the stage with smile on his face as he looks around at the explosive crowed as his secretary, Julia McKean, comes out from behind the curtain. The two of them walk down the ramp, Jackson more than happy giving high fives and raising his arms every now and then. As they get to the ring, He begins to run and slides in. The obviously annoyed Julia takes walks over to Jackson's corner as he hops onto one of the turnbuckle and lets out a huge roar. He then drops down and leans against the turnbuckle, resting his arms on the ropes as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… The Challenger… Jackson Frost!
As "Bad To The Bone" begins to play over the PA system, Frank Finelli walks out onto the stage. Black and gold spotlights shine down and illuminate him and the ramp leading to the ring. The crowd greets him with mostly boos as he stands there for a moment and smirks at their response to his appearance. He slowly starts to walk down the ramp, the metal plating echos with each step of his boots as they come in contact with the ramp. As he reaches the ringside area he ascends the steps and stands on the apron for a moment and then steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd as black and gold pyro erupts from the ring posts and into the air. They continue to shower him with boos, then he hops back down to the mat and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Frank Finelli!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Frank Finelli (c) vs. Jackson Frost
The match starts off with both men going to the center of the ring and tieing up. J Frost quickly gets the upper hand, putting Frank Finelli in a headlock. Frank Finelli easily powers out of it and pushes him off sending J Frost runing against the ropes. He comes running back at Finelli and hits Frank down to the mat with a diving shoulder block. He then runs off of the ropes and Finelli turns onto his stomach and J Frost jumps over him and hits the opposite side of the ropes. When he comes running back at Finelli, Finelli catches him and tosses him with a powerslam! Finelli isn’t impressed and picks up Jackson. He lifts him high and slams him back down to the mat. Frank looks out to the crowd as they cheer for the stretcher. Jackson Frost slowly rolls across the ring and gets up using the ropes.
Steve White: A great start to a stretcher match here tonight. Frank Finelli has been on a roll these past few weeks and has been a dominant Jr Heavyweight Champion. Jackson Frost may be hungry but it will be hard to overthrow the champion here at Last Rites.
J Frost runs at Frank and spears him through the middle ropes. Both men crash to the outside. Frank holds his back as Frost gets up and holds onto the apron. He looks under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick. He tosses it down and looks for something else. He pulls out a fire extinguisher. He tosses that down as well and pulls out one more weapon, a trash can. He picks up the extinguisher and when Frank Finelli gets to his feet, he smacks it over his head. Finelli crumbles back down onto the floor, looking dazed. Frost is angry now and he grabs a steel chair, smashing it over the back of Frank! Frank yells in pain but Jackson doesn’t care as he starts chocking Frank out with the top of the chair much to the fans delight! Frank pushes Jackson off and both men get up. Frank grabs Jackson and tosses him into the steel steps. Frank grabs the steel chair and waits for Jackson to get up. Frank goes to nail Jackson in the head with the chair but Jackson ducks it and spears Frank to the ground!
Steve White: What a brutal damn match! This one is really getting the crowd going Chuck and it’s all for the Jr Heavyweight Championship!
Chuck Thompson: Frank has been the Jr Heavyweight Champion for a while now and he’s been a very successful one. Jackson Frost has been around EHWF for a while now and he should know what to expect but Frank’s experience is what gives him the advantage tonight.
J Frost tosses the steel chair out of the way. Jackson picks up Frank but the hair but Frank rakes him in the eyes then bounces his head off of the apron! Frank boots Frost in the gut then goes to irish whip him but Frost but Frost reverses it and tosses Frank into the barricade head first! Frank holds his head as we begin to see blood. Jackson picks him up and knees him in the gut. Frank comes back with and elbow to the face then Frank pushes Frost into the apron, back first! Frank goes to grab him but J Frost comes out of nowhere with the Frostbite!
Steve White: Oh My Gawd! Jackson Frost hits the Frostbite on Frank Finelli and it looks like Frank is hurt after that one. I guess it looks like Jackson Frost has a real shot at the EHWF Jr Heavyweight Championship now! What a match we have here!
Chuck Thompson: That Frostbite came out of nowhere and I have to say I think that this one is going to be closer than I thought! Jackson could be the new champion here tonight but I won’t ever count out Frank!
J Frost grabs Frank by the head and starts dragging him to the bottom of the ramp where the stretcher is! Jackson moves Frank to the stretcher and begins to place him on it but Frank elbows Frost in the side and smacks his head off of the stretcher! Frank hoists Frost up and hits him with a running STO right on top of the metal part of the ramp! The fans are shocked as Frost yells in pain and rolls over in a pool of his own blood. Frank looks under the ring and pulls out an alarm clock. He faces a struggling Frost. Jackson Frost slowly begins to get to his feet but when he gets on one knee Frank smashes the alarm clock right over Jackson’s head, sending him collapsing back down to the ground and the crowd cheering!
Steve White: Frank just woke Jackson up with that alarm clock! By Gawd what a shot. There are pieces of that alarm clock all over the place and Frost is a bloody mess on the ramp right now!
Chuck Thompson: What do you mean he woke him up? He just put him to sleep! Frank hit the snooze button with Frost’s head and now Frost looks like he’s out!
Finelli grabs Frost and puts him up on the stretcher as the fans go wild. Finelli lifts both Frost’s legs and hoists them onto the stretcher. The fans cheer as Frank takes a deep breath and starts to wheel Jackson up the ramp. Frank picks up speed to the top of the stage where the line is but Jackson sits up and pokes Frank in the eyes and throws himself off of the stretcher. Frank gets up and grabs Frost. Kneeing him in the gut. Both men begin to fight on the middle of the ramp and Frank has the upper hand until Jackson boots Frank right in the groin! Frank falls to his knees in pain and Frost kicks him right in his bleeding head!
Steve White: J Frost fighting back here! He was so close to losing but he doesn’t want to lose this opportunity! What a bloody match this has turned out to be! Last Rites has been completely amazing!
Chuck Thompson: I agree, it’s been one hell of a night! EHWF is putting on one hell of a show for its last PPV of the year!
Frank grabs J Frost’s legs but J Frost knees him right in the face! Frost picks Frank up and tosses him into the stretcher! Frost goes to put him on the stretcher but Frank punches Frost and Frost falls off of the edge of the ramp! The fans try to touch him as he holds his bleeding face on the ground. Frank shakes his head in disgust as he goes up and grabs Jackson by the hair. Jackson grabs a strobe light from the ramp edge and smacks Frank in the head with it when he turns him around. The fans go nuts as Frank falls back into the stretcher! Jackson runs up and clotheslines Frank right onto the stretcher! Frost grabs the stretcher and tries to hold down Frank with all his remaining strength. Jackson runs up with the stretcher and holds onto Frank on top of it, running it past the line on the stage!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And the NEW EHWF Jr Heavyweight Champion… Jackson Frost!
Jackson Frost gets up all groggy like and gets handed the Jr Heavyweight Championship belt he holds it up to a mixed reaction as his music plays and we fade out to a video package for the next match.
We come back to the arena.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a bra and panties match!
Let's Go All The Way by Insane Clown Posse starts to blast throughout the PA system. That's when the beautiful Samantha Ferrari is seen coming on out to wrestle. She has a beautiful smile on her face as she's seen walking on down to the ring. She gets inside of the ring and waves to the fans. She stands in the middle of the ring waiting on who'll she be facing.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Samantha Ferrari!
The Lights inside the arena dim and 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' performed by TaTa Young; The theme of Aubree Celeste blasts over the PA System. Much to the arena the crowd get to their feet to witness Your Sweetest Nightmare; Aubree Celeste make her way through the black curtain as the crowd begin to have mixed reactions a smirk appeared on the beautiful blondes face as she raised her hands up to ignore the comments that are being heard as she made her way to the ring walking up the steels steps and walking along the ropes as she climbs into the ring and walks to the ropes she looks out at the crowd as the crowd boo her she smirks blowing a kiss and turning her back on them as her theme fades out…
Patricia Downs: And next… Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Samantha Ferrari vs. Aubree Celeste
The bell rings as Aubree and Samantha lock up. Samantha attempts to put Aubree into a side headlock, but is countered as Aubree hits Samantha with a lifting reverse STO. Aubree shakes her head as she picks up Samantha and irish whips her into the ropes, attempting to grab her top and rip it off as the fans go nuts. Aubree pulls at the shirt with all of her might but Samantha screams and pushes Aubree off of her.
Chuck Thompson: Wow, Aubree aggressively trying to strip Samantha down to her bra and panties! Samantha isn’t really what I want to see though Steve… I want to see Aubree in her bra and panties!
Steve White: Alright, Chuck, Try and just call the match and try and hide your desires here at the commentators table please…
Chuck Thompson: Shut your damn big fat mouth Steve! This is the match of the night! This is what the fans came to see and as much as I love Aubree I want her to lose so I can see her in her bra and panties! My life has culminated this moment! I’ve waited so long!
The match continues despite the Chuck Thompson’s outlandish behaviour as Aubree tosses Samantha into another turnbuckle then hits a spear while Samantha is still against the turnbuckle. She then gets up on the turnbuckle and starts to hit Samantha as the fans count!
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Aubree backs off before charging at Samantha, only to be caught by a boot to the face! Samantha runs up and grabs Aubrees’s shorts, trying to pull them off but Aubree fights it and knees Samantha in the head. Aubree backs off as Samantha climbs the turnbuckle and attempts a bulldog, but Aubree sidesteps and slams Samantha sending her to the mat. She then picks Samantha up and hits her with a hurricanrana!
Steve White: Aubree almost losing her shorts there but counters with a big move! One of these girls has to make a move here and try and strip the other one right now!
Chuck Thompson: Keep that dirty dick of yours in your pants Steve. I’m warning you…
Samantha and Aubree lock up and Samantha pokes Aubree in the eyes and then kicks her in the gut. Samantha runs up and makes a go for Aubree’s shirt once again. The fans go wild as Aubree tries to struggle away from her but Samantha is able to grab Aubree’s shirt and pull it off, revealing Aubree in her bra! The fans tear the roof off of the arena with cheers!
Chuck Thompson: Yes!!!!
Steve White: The beautiful Aubree Celeste loses her top but keeps her bottoms! The fans are going absolutely wild right now and are loving this match!
Samantha moves to pick Aubree up, but Aubree pushes her back into the corner then hits an enzuigiri, knocking Samantha down with Aubree then going towards a turnbuckle. She waits for Samantha to get up and when she does Aubree yanks Samantha’s shirt off revealing her in her bra this time. The fans aren’t as excited this time but they begin to cheer more and more for Aubree. Aubree boots Samantha in the gut and goes to whip her into the corner but pulls her down to the mat by her hair as the crowd cringes! Aubree goes for Samantha’s pants but Samantha shoves her away and goes for Aubree’s shorts. Aubree pushes Samantha off of her and hits her with a superkick! The fans cheer as Aubree finishes up with a Beautiful Goodbye! Aubree goes down to a knocked out Samantha and pulls off her pants, stripping her to her bra and panties!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: And the winner... Aubree Celeste!
Aubree gets up and rolls Samantha out of the ring. She gets up to the turnbuckle and raises her arms in victory as the fans go wild. As Aubree’s music plays we fade out to a video package for the Hardcore Championship.
The lights in the arena dim, the gentle breath of the fans fills the empty atmosphere, the ring remains invisible to everyone. Suddenly, from the PA comes Legacy by Eminem. The fans remain silent for the lights are still dimmed and the ring remains unseen. The lights are turned back up, revealing Jason Dave in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand. He smiles out to the crowd and chews on a piece of gum before raising his arms up in the air approving the crowd’s reaction. Jason extends a finger in the air and brings it down to his lips to silence the crowd. He slowly rotates his body around to take visual of the audience in attendance. The music fades out into the wind, leaving a silent audience in preparation for Jason to speak. Consistently appearing here at EHWF events was starting to get to Scorpion’s head and that’s exactly what Jason had been going for. He offers a kind smile out to the audience and shushes them once more. He lengthens his arm and brings the microphone up towards his lips. He licks them clean before adjusting his stance in the center of the ring.
Jason Dave: It seems that my words and my actions have clearly made a mark on a man who continues to cower behind his faithful companions. This man claims to have EHWF under his control, but clearly actions speak louder than words. The board of directors had to call the shots for tonight’s main event, because if the man I’m talking about had it his way, he would have re-hired Death Bed to a one-night contract and had Black Man have an easy…more than easy, title defense tonight. You all know who I am speaking about. Last week he finally addressed what I have been doing in his interview with Alexander Corvis. You guys guessed it; I’m talking about the big fat fuck that runs this shit, Scorpion.
The audience in attendance boos once Scorpion’s name was mentioned; the fans at home probably weren’t taking too kindly to Scorpion’s name being mentioned either.
Jason Dave: Now, I know that Scorpion and I aren’t on the best of grounds right now, that’s not new news. He and I used to be tight, but now because I’m simply speaking freely as I can because I am an American. Scorpion finds me annoying, a critical thorn in his side, dead in his eyes, things around that nature. I’ve become so irrelevant in his eyes I’m at that status where if someone said I was alive Scorpion would probably say something like: ‘that stupid fuck ain’t dead yet?’ However, in the eyes of other EHWF superstars, I’ve reached the status where they have to mention my name just for people to turn their heads. But that’s irrelevant to the situation at hand.
Jason steps forward and stops at the ropes facing the ramp. He places his forearm across the top rope and leans on the rope. He rotates his neck in a circle causing a few bones to create a crack like noise.
Jason Dave: Scorpion, wherever the hell you are in the back I hope you’re sitting back there with the most uncomfortable feeling in your gut right now, but just be sure to listen to me. I don’t believe you’re a bad person; I don’t hate you, hell you and I used to be good friends. But now because of simple contract disputes and me doing what I get to do as a free American angers you. It angers you because you’re like a stereotypical white girl, you bitch, moan and complain when you don’t get your way and then blame it on the other fuckers around here. You’re the Chairman of EHWF yet all you do is kiss the black fucking ass of the mayhem champion and that’s all you do. You’re the biggest ass kisser that anyone has ever known. You kiss his ass like he’s the best in the world. But clearly, that faggot is far from the best there is. You don’t respect me because of my actions and you also don’t respect me because Michael Rissi saw something in me that others didn’t. Everyone knows that when Rissi sees something in you, you’re the real fucking deal. The only difference between the guys Rissi saw something in and I is I haven’t retired from the ring nor have I shown disloyalty to my workplace.
Jason strokes the top rope gently and offers a sly smile out to the cameras.
Jason Dave: It pains you, it drives you to the brink of absolute aggravation and pure rage when you see the likes of Rissi and myself step into this ring and do what we do best because your career never truly took off so you had to sit your fat ass behind a desk and ruin the lives and careers of people with REAL talent in the ring, on the microphone even on fucking commentary! It drove you absolutely insane! And if you couldn’t have a successful career in wrestling, then nobody with talent could. Your emotions boiled up like a volcano because of the failure that you are. You’re a joke, a sham, a con…you’re nothing. Now be a man, and answer me pussy…I’ll be waiting.
Jason drops the microphone and catches it before it hits the ground. He looks at it in his hands and exits the ring, still carrying the microphone. Legacy by Eminem hits the PA and Jason continues to walk to the beat of the music before stopping at the top of the ramp. He looks at the microphone in hand and looks up at the titantron. He chucks the microphone at the titantron and the microphone breaks on contact while the screen starts to become fuzzy.
Chuck Thompson: Somebody needs to get this asshole out of that ring!
Jason turns out to the crowd and offers a crude smile as the scene fades out to more highlights of tonight's action so far.
We come to the ring where the steel cage is set up around the ring with the door open to let the two competitors in.
Patricia Downs: This following Steel Cage Match is for the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
After the first guitar riff of the song, Blaise emerges from the curtains. The arena is swallowed is darkness. She doesn't exactly look pleased to be there from what everyone can see by the spotlight that is entirely focused on her because that's how things should be after all. Blaise turns and motions for someone to come forward and a large figure emerges from the back. It's Jax Jensen. He walks and stops behind her, towering over her small frame. He punches his fist into his palm with a foul look on his face. He's looking unhappy while Blaise smirks. It's clear that Jax is here to do more than just manage Blaise.
The brunette shoots one leg forward as she stands sideways, raising her arms slowly before deciding she doesn't need the fans approval and throwing her arms down with a face as sour as Jax's. Blaise begins to descend down the ramp, not bothering sparing any of the fans a glance. However, as she gets closer to the ring she walks closer to the fans as if she was going to hit one of their hands. However, that obviously doesn't happen. She raises her hand last minute and laughs at the sad expression the fan wears on his face. The fans boos grow louder as she mocks them. Jax walks to the side where the announcing table is and stands there with his arms crossed. Blaise walks to the right side of the ring and swings herself on the apron, shooting the crowd a glare. Before pulling herself up and climbing the turnbuckle. Blaise doesn't pose for the fans. She has no interest in what they want. She turns and sits on the turnbuckle, letting her legs swing as she awaits for her match to start with a small smirk on her lips.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Blaise!
The main lights in the arena go out as green and white strobe lights illuminate the stage area. "Fight Like This" by Decyfer Down hits over the PA System, the lights flashing in time with the guitar. As the first verse starts, the black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Electro can be seen walking out onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he yells and panders to the crowd. He repeats the process on the right side of the stage before walking back towards the ramp.
Stepping down the ramp, Silver slaps hands with as many of the front row fans as he can before sliding into the ring and jumping onto the top turnbuckle, taunting and pandering to the crowd once more. He jumps down and then walks towards the middle of the ropes, climbing on the second rope and throwing his arms out to his sides once more to the roaring approval from the crowd. He steps down and pulls his shirt up over his head before throwing it into the crowd as "Fight Like This" fades out of earshot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And next… The Hardcore Champion… Silver Electro!
DING DING DING!
Match #6: Silver Electro (c) vs. Blaise
The bell tolls and Blaise and Silver just stare at each other from across the ring. Eventually they begin to meet in the center of the ring and tie up! Blaise quickly moves behind Silver and powers him into the corner but he elbows her in the head and pushes her off. Silver spots Blaise and hoists her up, going to slam her down but Blaise reverses it and lands on her feet. Blaise runs up and boots Silver in the gut then dropkicks his thigh out, sending him falling to his knees on the mat. Blaise slaps the hell out of Silver then makes a break for the cage as the fans cheer. Blaise gets a few steps up the cage but Silver runs up and pulls her down then drops her with a lariat!
Steve White: An amazing start to this great match right here. Blaise is undefeated and is the first woman to challenge for the Hardcore Championship! Blaise is also undefeated while Silver Electro has only lost to Black Man. These two are seriously elite!
Chuck Thompson: As you know I’m only really here for Blaise Steve…
Silver grabs Blaise from the mat and tosses her against the cage then hoists her up and hits her with a big flapjack! Blaise eats the mat and Silver this time makes a go at the cage, running for it and climbing it. Silver makes good headway and gets halfway up as the fans cheer. Blaise gets up and rams herself into the side of the cage, making Silver lose balance. Silver bounces off of the cage once again and this time Silver falls down to the mat as the fans cheer. Blaise grabs Silver by the hair and drags him to the cage. She presses his face against it then starts to boot his head off of the cage wall! The fans continue to cheer as Blaise lets go. She steps on Silver and goes to climb the cage but Silver grabs onto her ankle. Silver pulls her down and takes her down with an STO as we get a look at Silver’s bloody face.
Steve White: This match is taking its toll on both of these competitor’s but they’re both tough!
Chuck Thompson: They look hurt and exhausted! Silver is bleeding and Blaise is limping. Steel cage matches always take a lot out of a comptetitor.
Silver picks Blaise up and whips her to the corner but she leaps up the turnbuckle and begins to climb the cage, surprising the fans and Silver. Blaise uses her intellect and realizes that Silver is still on his feet and will pull her down so she gets halfway up the cage and springs off, hitting Silver with a sky high crossbody! The fans go wild, as Silver and Blaise lie hurt on the mat. Blaise slowly gets to her feet but Silver grabs her from behind and hits her head off of the cage wall. Blaise falls to the mat and Silver grabs onto the cage. Blaise realizes she’s in trouble so she leaps onto Silver, pulling him down slowly. Silver scoops Blaise up and drives her into the cage! The fans cheer at the hardcore action but Silver realizes that Blaise isn’t just a normal competitor so her hoists her up this time putting her on the turnbuckle! The fans cheer as Silver grabs her and hits a massive superplex from the top rope! The fans go wild as both lie hurt on the mat! The impact of the superplex has opened the Steel Cage door and Silver notices it, crawling to his feet as he sees Blaise still hurt on the mat!
Steve White: Superplex! Superplex! By Gawd! Both competitors are down and they might be out! The force of that Superplex has flung the door wide open here in front of us!
Chuck Thompson: The door is open! The door is open! Blaisey is hurt and Silver sees the exit! There’s no one there to stop him!
Silver gets to the cage door and goes to exit to win but Blaise’s comrade Jax runs past on the outside and slams the cage door right onto Silver’s face! Silver slams on the mat as the cage door is sealed again and we see blood flowing from the face and head of Silver! Silver was so close but Jax cut him short. Blaise gets up, oblivious to anything that just happened. She quickly jumps onto the cage and springs off, hitting Silver with a moonsault! Silver looks very groggy but he’s tough and tries to fight up to his feet. Blaise swings a slap but Silver blocks it. He grabs her and lifts her by her legs, raking her face against the cage!
Steve White: This is the definition of a steel cage match! There has been no hiding, no holds barred just a straight up amazing hardcore showcase!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise! That’s it! That’s enough… I’m climbing that damn cage and I’m checking if she’s alright! Damn you Silver you better not hurt her!
Blaise makes a run for the cage but as she climbs it a bleeding Silver dishes out a forearm to her back! Silver scrambles on top of her and climbs the cage over her. He almost gets to the top when Blaise grabs his leg and pulls at it. She pulls herself up on top of Silver and both begin to fight for the top of the cage. Both get on top and get one leg over. They both aggressively try to throw themselves over but they both still hold onto each other preventing it. As both stand on the top rung of the cage. Silver holds Blaise back and looks like he’s going to climb down. He pushes her and she looks like she’s going to lose her balance but she grabs onto him and hits him with a modified version of the Soporose onto the top of the cage rung! The fans cheer as Silver goes to drop backwards into the ring! As Silver falls to the ring, Blaise holds onto the cage and grabs his arm!
Steve White: W… What?! Blaise just saves Silver from dropping from the top of the cage to the ring… Why?!
Chuck Thompson: Silver looks knocked out from that modified Soporose on the rung rail of the top of the cage! Why did she grab him!?
Blaise holds Silver up and lets him down on the turnbuckle/corner cage, back in the ring which breaks most of Silver’s fall. The crowd is a little confused as she looks down at him from the top of the cage. Blaise climbs down to the outside and the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: And the winner and NEW EHWF Hardcore Champion... Blaise!
A tired and hurt Blaise gets up with the Hardcore Championship and holds it up to a mixed reaction from fans. Blaise’s music blares as she makes her way up the ramp and exits as we fade out to a video package for the main event.
The scene comes back into the arena with the fans awaiting the main event. But instead, the same words that came across the tron earlier in the night come across it once again.
"WARNING - Mercury has landed."
Steve White: What is that message about?
Chuck Thompson: I don't know, Steve. But i can't wait to find out!
The fans continue to wonder as the scene cuts back to more highlights of the careers of Wilmer Patacky, TQ Smooth, and Black Man.
We open back up to the arena where Patricia is there ready to introduce the main event!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… This following main event contest is a TLC Match and it’s for the EHWF Championship!
“Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and boo continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man acts like he is going to raise him hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, but instead flips the fans off as he chuckles to him self. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction of hatred towards their once hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man taunts the fans in attendance and only laughs at their pathetic gestures towards him.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Being accompanied by Madison Murdock… The EHWF Champion… Black Man!
Black Man gets to the ring and snatches the mic from Patricia Downs.
Black Man: Before we begin this pointless match tonight I just want to make sure that everyone in EHWF and all the fans know that after I win tonight, I will continue to be the champion for as long as I say! After I win this match there will be no one that can stop me and the Corporate Powers will make sure of that. Furthermo…
The crowd was on their feet as "Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi began to blare throughout the arena.
Push me.
And then just touch me.
'Til I can get my,
Satisfaction.
As the song continues...Wilmer does not explode out from behind the curtain as he usually does. The cheering starts to die down, as confusion starts to rise throughout the crowd. The song suddenly cuts off, as different music takes it's place.
Put on your warpaint!
"The Phoenix" by Fall Out Boy then began to replace "Satisfaction," as the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, as he finally explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange "H" on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the "H" on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the bass drum of the song. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottome rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. He would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "The Phoenix" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And next… Challenging for the EHWF Championship… He is… ‘Wacky’ Wilmer Patacky!
T.Q's music blast throughout the area as the fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and begins to walk down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner, climbing on the middle rope and just looking out into the crowd.
Patricia Downs: And next… Also challenging for the EHWF Championship tonight… TQ Smooth!
TQ Smooth: Ladies and Gentlemen. Before we start tonight… I promised someone to be in my corner for this match to even out the odds from Scorpion and Black Man’s alliance and I kept my promise… The person that will be in my corner has been personally affected by Scorpion and the Corporate Losers recently… He is none other than… MICHAEL RISSI!
Steve White: By Gawd! It’s Michael Rissi! Rissi is back! Rissi is here and no doubt he has a score to settle against this monstrosity that Scorpion has created. Scorpion fired his girlfriend and put his cousin in the hospital this past week on Mayhem! Rissi is here for vengeance! By Gawd What A NIGHT!
The fans break out into a wild cheer as Rissi come out and stands next to Smooth. Black Man is pissed off and starts yelling at a ref. Rissi goes out and stands next to the apron as Wilmer cuts in and tells the ref to just start the match.
DING DING DING!