Post by EHWF Management on Nov 16, 2014 4:40:21 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Friday Night Mayhem. Tonight we’re going to see all the amazing fallout of the incredible night we saw last week. Nick Rissi made a huge return back to EHWF but not as the admirable young rookie as we knew him as – he returned as Brandon Bash’s Operating Director and not only ambushed Silver and DGS but also broke up the main event and curb-stomped Blaise!
Chuck Thompson: Nick Rissi and Brandon Bash are some douchebag motherfuckers for the shit they pulled last week but at least this week on Mayhem we’ll get some explanations. Last week we saw the Tag Team Championships change hands when Mazzio and Aubree defeated Masturbation Nation in a badass contest. This week they take on The Dodo and Boobs LaRue in their first match as Tag Champs. And don’t forget the incredible Conner Creed vs. David Smith champion vs. champion showcase.
Steve White: I can’t wait for those two matches Chuck but you’re forgetting out main event. Nick Rissi will actually guest referee a tag contest between Blaise and Silver taking on Savannah and Daniel Carter. This main event is going to go off the hook and with Nick as referee that leaves The Champion at a serious disadvantage!
Chuck Thompson: Very true Steve, that’ll be a match not to miss. I’m personally excited to see Alexandria Kendrick return to the ring to face off against Handsome Devil in a Hardcore Championship Qualifier match for Last Rites. Can she make a successful return here tonight?
Steve White: Looks like an amazing night as always! I wonder how Nick Rissi and the rest of the competitors he attacked last week will play out? Enough waiting around, lets start this show!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
Mr Krause’s music hits. He does some theatrics at the top of the ramp then walks down to the ring with an arrogant look on his face. He waits for his partner to come out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Mr. Krause!
"The Real Deal" Chris Smith surfaces from behind the black curtain to a mixed reaction from the fans. He smirks, before heading down the ramp in full sprint just before he slides into the ring. He taunts, smiles, and embraces the crowd. He patiently rests his back against the turnbuckle and awaits his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Chris Smith!
Some sort of evil and dark music starts playing as the lights go out in the arena. David Arnold then walks out from the back, dressed in nothing but black, a spotlight shining on him. He heads down the ramp and slowly goes up the steps, then into the ring. He stands there in the ring, looking around with no emotion on his face as he takes his outer wear off and waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… David Arnold!
Maddie’s music and we’re left waiting. Maddie doesn’t appear just like David Arnold did last week. The fans give a mixed reaction and Arnold looks unimpressed.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Maddie Murdock!
Steve White: Well… Now Maddie Murdock is leaving David Arnold hanging in retaliation for last week… I saw this coming.
Maddie still doesn’t emerge.
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Arnold has to go it alone just like Maddie did last week. He starts the match off with Chris Smith who goes to lock up with him but he knees him right in the midsection! Arnold beats down Chris Smith with left and right hands. He starts hitting him with knees to the chest then follows up with a big lariat! Chris Smith goes down and Arnold goes to cover him but Mr. Krause instantly breaks it up. Chris Smith tackles Arnold and starts beating him with left and right hands on the mat. They both get up and Arnold ducks a swing then comes back with a shoulder block!
Steve White: Arnold is going it alone right here right now just like he left Maddie alone for most of her match last week. I guess you can call it karma.
Chuck Thompson: Yes you can. David Arnold has had a rough time lately and I doubt this will help him feel any better. Maddie just ditched him all over again but will she return to the match like he did last week?
Arnold gives Chris Smith a mean right hand that sends him into the corner. He hits him with a running corner clothesline. Arnold pulls Smith back then pulls him in and tosses him up on the turnbuckle! Chris Smith gets up and walks around, hurt and dazed. Arnold bounces off of the ropes and heads for Chris Smith but Mr. Krause runs in and clotheslines Smith down to the mat! Smith gets up and starts stomping Arnold out with Krause!
Steve White: Damn, look at this. Krause and Smith are stomping the shit out of Arnold here right now in this… well pretty much handicap contest now. The ref is doing his best to control this one.
Chuck Thompson: Hey! Maddie Murdock is just returning the favour from last week. Arnold is copping a beating from karma right now.
Arnold gets up and shoves Chris Smith off of him. He turns around and locks up with him. The two trade blows until Arnold knees him in the gut and then scoops him up and slams him hard on the mat! Arnold runs up and bounces off of the second rope, hitting him with a moonsault! Arnold goes to hook Chris Smith’s left leg!
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Mr. Krause runs in and breaks up the cover! Mr. Krause reacts and they two start trading blows before Chris Smith punches Arnold in the back of the head and takes him down! Both Mr. Krause and Chris Smith start double teaming him and start stomping him out on the mat again!
Steve White: We’re seeing the double team again! It’s not looking good for David Arnold right now. If he can’t get at least one of these guys off of him, he’s done for!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe if Arnold didn’t ditch Maddie we would have seen them work together tonight…
Chris Smith and Krause don’t let up! They start stomping the shit out of Arnold as he rolls to the apron! Arnold begins to bleed from his head when suddenly all of the lights go out.
Chuck Thompson: Yep! Called it. Here we go…
The lights come back on and the fans give a mixed reaction as Maddie Murdock is in the ring, standing in between a hurt Arnold and their opponents this week, just as Arnold did last week. Krause lunges at Maddie but she knees him in the gut then tosses him into the corner!
Chuck Thompson: Maddie Murdock is repeating exactly what happened last week. This match is like a part 2 I guess…
Mr. Krause runs up and goes to take Maddie out but she trips him up and grabs him by the hair then tosses him into his corner! Chris Smith hits Maddie from behind! He waits until she turns around and goes for a swing but Maddie ducks it and she hits him with a Beautiful Bulldog! Smith is destroyed on the mat! Krause reaches in and tags himself in then vaults over the top rope only to be caught by Maddie and destroyed with a powerslam! Arnold gets up and turns back around coming face to face with Maddie – in her shoes from last week…
Maddie Murdock: No Thanks...
Maddie walks off and leaves the ring, walking back up the ramp. We see Arnold alone in the ring with Krause. Arnold looks off back up the stage at Maddie who leaves before covering Mr. Krause!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are you winners… Maddie Murdock and David Arnold!
We fade out to a promo for Last Rites and the Last Rites DVD Collection.
We return back to an empty ring as the fans wait eagerly.
Suddenly the PA System kicks in and the fans all look around with a mixed reaction.
Nick Rissi, Brandon Bash and Nick Rissi’s mystery female associate from last week all appear out on the stage. Brandon Bash leads the way down the ramp as Nick dances down it behind him. The boos start as they go to get in the ring and grab some mics.
Brandon Bash: So… We get that last week some of you guys didn’t like the way we conducted ourselves on Mayhem… So we’re gonna have a fresh start, a clean start with you guys!
The fans boo louder as Brandon Bash smirks.
Nick Rissi: That’s right! There’s no reason for you assholes to be booing us right now! Everything I do I do for you. Personally I love the fans, it’s guys like Faggot GS, Silver Queerlectro and that bitch Blaise that you should be booing.
Brandon Bash: That’s right man! I mean, all of you are looking at greatness in this ring right now! You’re looking at a new faction, a corporate faction…
The booing spirals louder as the fans start to throw shit at the ring.
Steve White: Oh jeez… Did he say corporate? Right now our Board Member and his Director of Operations are pissing off this crowd tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Last week these guys fucked Mayhem up and even punked out Blaise.
Nick Rissi steps forward and leans on the ropes.
Nick Rissi: We’re not just any new faction like the queer as fuck ones you see nowadays. We’re not bitch ass niggas like the rest of the roster… NO! We are The Corporate Powers: Flashy Lifestyle extraordinary Louis, Gucci, Balmain, cocaine realest motherfuckers up in this bitch!
Brandon Bash: You heard him… So let me introduce this incredibly good-looking, powerful new emergence of talent… I am Brandon Bash – the guy who’s defeated these so-called “top guys”, the industry veteran, the emissary to the Board and the greatest EHWF Board Member to have ever existed. I’m a successful entrepreneur, millionaire, and captain of industry! I am… Brandon Bash.
Bash holds his arms out to the fans with an arrogant expression.
Nick Rissi: And you’ve got me! The greatest wrestler to have ever stepped foot in EHWF! I’m the guy who came back after that faggot DGS threw me off of the stage and hit all he’s faggy moves on me and whatnot. I’m the guy who laughs in the face of that fake ching chang chong Silver Kazama. I’m the guy who makes Blaise crave this here dick! I am the soon to be new EHWF Champion and there’s nothing any of those complete idiots in the back can do about it!
Brandon Bash: And to my right here, introducing the beautiful Miss Katerina Milani. Nick Rissi’s personal minder and his head of security!
The male fans actually cheer for her while she smirks and looks straight ahead.
Chuck Thompson: Personal minder!? Head of security!? Dayyymm, she can secure my ass any day of the week Steve.
Brandon Bash: Right, but that’s not all… No, that’s not it son! We have a whole Corporate Crew running with us right now! You peasants might not get to meet all of them tonight but there’s just one more guy I think we need to get out here and introduce to you all as one of our bodyguards… Come on out! Come on out Van!
The fans look out at the ramp as the spotlight shines out.
Steve White: Van? Wait!? What?
Van Jameson emerges from the curtain and comes down the ramp. The fans go back to booing as they pelt him with garbage on his way to the ring. He slides in and gives Brandon Bash and Nick Rissi a hug then grabs a mic.
Steve White: Van Jameson! Bah Gawd Van Jam has joined Nick Rissi and Brandon Bash… Why would they want him?
Van Jam gets comfortable in the ring and waits for the boos to quiet down. Van brings the mic back up to his lips.
Van Jam: It feels so good to be ba…
Just before Van Jam finishes speaking, Blaise’s music hits and the fans all get to their feet and cheer! Blaise comes out and stands at the stage with a mic as the fans go nuts. She looks down back in the ring in disgust.
Blaise: Let me just stop you there before you make the rest of us sick…
The fans laugh at the corporate crew in the ring who don’t take it well. Blaise begins to walk down the ramp slowly as she speaks.
Blaise: So some no brained failed loser is returning to try and take my title and he’s going to do it by getting into bed with management? You’re really reaching there Nicky boy… The saddest part though, is the fact that you actually think you can beat me.
Blaise slides in the ring and an offended Nick Rissi goes to confront her but Van Jam calms him down and holds him back. Blaise just smiles at them.
Van Jam: Wait… Nick, chill bro. I know how she plays these games. I was just seconds from beating her ass a few weeks ago until that fat fuck Megasho slowed me down. Give me another shot, I’ll kick her ass for you right here right now!
Blaise: Right here right now? Van, you’re just as much a pathetic failure as Nick is here. You’re not booked against me tonight anyway and I’m not even ready or dressed to kick your asses right now so why don’t you take a few steps back and take a chill pill...
Brandon Bash cuts in and pulls Van and Nick back.
Brandon Bash: Hold up! Maybe Van’s right. Maybe he can beat Blaise and if it weren’t for Megasho a few weeks back he would have done so… So lets have a match… Right here right now!
The fans cheer but Blaise objects.
Blaise: A match right now? I’m booked in the main even and I’m not even prepared to fight yet. I’m wearing a dress and I just got here not too long ago. You can’t just make a match…
Brandon Bash: Oh but I can! Ring that bell! Van Jam vs. Blaise right now!
DING DING DING!
Nick Rissi, Katerina and Brandon leave the ring and go to ringside while Blaise shakes her head. Nick quickly jumps back up on the apron!
Nick Rissi: Just remember you still got a match tonight with me as guest ref!
Van Jam takes the distraction and hits Blaise in the back with a hard forearm! Blaise goes down and Van Jam starts to stomp her out until she trips him up! Blaise gets up and so does Van Jam. They trade some blows until Van Jam knocks Blaise in the corner with an elbow to the face!
Steve White: This is completely unfair! This match wasn’t on the card, Bash just abused his power and made this match to get at Blaise!
Chuck Thompson: These corporate guys know what they’re doing but they really couldn’t get anyone better than Van Jam?
Van grabs Blaise and whips her hard into the corner! He runs at her to follow up with a clothesline but she dodges him and Van runs right into the corner hard! He falls to his knees and tries to recover but Blaise dropkicks him right in the face! Van Jam rolls around in pain but gets up quickly using the ropes. He looks across from Blaise who explodes with a rush of speed. Van Jam’s eyes widen as Blaise appears in front of him at an incredible speed! She boots him in the gut then runs up, hitting Van Jam with a Soporose! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Soporose! Soporose! Blasie already took Van Jam out!
Chuck Thompson: She’s champion for a reason. Blaise is one of the greatest fighters EHWF has ever seen. Perhaps Nick Rissi is biting of a lot more than he can chew…
Blaise climbs up to the top rope and the fans all get to their feet as Nick Rissi and Brandon Bash start raging at the fans! Blaise springs off of the top rope and hits Van Jam with a massive Phoenix Splash! The fans break out into cheers as Blaise covers Van Jam and stares at Nick Rissi on the outside while she does so.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The EHWF Champion… Blaise!
Steve White: Well she did it… They tried to soften Blaise up early tonight but I don’t think that really phased her much.
Bash pulls Van Jam out of the ring and the new corporate crew back up the ramp. Blaise slides out of the ring and taunts Nick Rissi who yells back at her. Her music begins to fade out as the corporate faction leaves.
We pan back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the 2nd match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
Titties and Beer begins as fans start to sing along. you here a horn as the drunk redneck rides out on a motorised chair, smoking and drinking as he lifts up the beer and joint he then speeds to the ring and gets out while beer cans fall to the floor. as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Steve Jessup!
The opening dialogue of "Bad Religion" by Godsmack starts and out comes Aaron with a local woman on each of his arms and a beer in his hand. He makes his way down the ramp to the ring. As he gets there he kisses each of the woman and leads them to a seats next to the commentators. Once the ladies were seated Arron slips into the ring in a Shawn Michealesque knee slide. He stays still as his music comes to an end his eyes on the ramp as he watches he opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… Aaron Fredrick Hudson!
DING DING DING!
As the bell rings, Jessup stumbles towards the middle of the ring where Hudson meets with him. Jessup groggily goes to lock up with Hudson, but Hudson quickly ducks underneath his arms and hooks his arms around Jessup's waist. He looks around with a cocky grin before pulling backwards. Hudson releases halfway through the move, as Jessup lands hard on the back of his head and neck.
Steve White: Aaron Frederick Hudson starts this match off with a big release German suplex!
Chuck Thompson: I think Steve Jessup took a few too many shots before this match, Steve. Either shots of Jack, or a few too many chair shots. I honestly can't tell which one it is, Steve.
Steve White: Well, I can smell from here that it was probably the Jack, Chuck.
Hudson is back to his feet and fights to hold back laughter while Jessup is having trouble stumbling back up to his feet. Hudson readies himself as Jessup finally stands to his feet. As he stumbles towards Hudson, Hudson swings his right leg up at Jessup's face, looking for a roundhouse kick. But, Jessup hiccups and hunches over as if he's a bout to hurl...just barely dodging the kick. This angers Hudson, who bounces off the ropes and comes back with a knee lift right into the side of Jessup's face!
Chuck Thompson: Did Jessup seriously dodge that kick by dry heaving, Steve!?
Steve White: I think so, Chuck. But Hudson answered that with a knee right to the side of the face.
Hudson didn't waste any time, as he quickly locked Jessup into an inverted STF. It didn't even look like Jessup was conscious enough to even try to fight it.
Chuck Thompson: Did he pass out from the pain, or simply from possible alcohol poisoning?
Steve White: I don't think it matters, Chuck...just ring the bell already, ref!
The ref checked on Jessup, but he was out like a light. The ref called for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Your winner, as a result of a knockout...Aaron Frederick Hudson!
Hudson kept the inverted STF locked in for a few more moments, as the referee pretty much had to threaten to reverse the decision to pull Hudson off of Jessup. Hudson stood over the fallen Jessup, raising his arms into the air as his music played overhead.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like Jessup truly was a drunken sacrifice tonight, Steve.
Hudson stands over Jessup looking out at the fans as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall and it is a qualifier for the EHWF Hardcore Championship match at Last Rites!
A hush goes over the crowd as the lights lower to a level that is just above off. The sound of a woman's voice can be heard over the loud speakers. "Help me Handsome Devil! You're my only hope!" With that, "Invincible" by OK GO hits the loud speaker and the once quite crowed bursts into a earth shaking roar as Handsome Devil bursts from out behind the curtain. A huge smile spreads across his face as he looks around at all the screaming fans. He then runs down the ramp, high fiving some of the fans along the way. Not showing any sign of slowing down as he approaches the ring, Devil slides under the bottom rope and continues his way to the opposite ropes where he jumps on to the middle rope and raises his fist with a battle cry. The masked man then jumps off and heads to the middle of the ring and strikes a heroic pose. With a wink to the ladies and a thumbs up to the kids, he turns to and walks over to his corner where he takes a seat on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Handsome Devil!
The lights fade out, as "I Miss the Misery" by Halestrom begins to play throughout the arena. The crowd begin to cheer loudly as the lights pick back up in a purple hue. Alex steps out onto the stage, looking out at the crowd as she flashed a small grin. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. Tucked into her tights on the right side of her hip are a pair of gloves. Alex drops her arms to her side as she makes her way down the ramp, holding her arms out so her hands glided across the hands of the fans sitting front row as she did so. Once she is at the ring, she turns around to face the ramp. She reaches up and grabs the middle rope, before pulling herself up and flipping her legs through the top and middle ropes, to where she is standing inside of the ring. She flashes another grin as the purple hue goes away as the normal lights are on, now. She backs into the closest turnbuckle, pulling the gloves from the waist of her tights, and begins to put them onto her hands. She pulls them on tight before pulling the velcro on. opening and closing her fist to make sure they are on tightly as she awaits the sound of the bell.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… Alexandria Kendrick!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are on their feet. Alexandria and Handsome lock up. They struggle in the center of the ring for a moment before Handsome powers her into the corner. Handsome pulls Alexandria back then pulls her in for a big belly to belly in the center of the ring! Handsome springs up and Alexandria gets to her feet. Handsome boots her in the midsection then follows up with a perfect DDT! The fans love the action as Handsome gets up and dances to the corner, climbing to the top rope!
Steve White: This match has just begun but already Handsome Devil is on fire. He’s going to the top rope!
Chuck Thompson: Handsome Devil always puts his best forward for the fans. He may have lost a couple matches these last couple weeks but before that he was on a great run. He’s looking to get that back by going to Last Rites and fighting for the title!
Handsome gets to the top rope then flies off at amazing speed, hitting Alexandria with a big axe handle! Alexandria stumbles back and falls into the corner. Handsome sprints at her to follow up but she jumps up and he runs right into her boot! Alexandria springs out and hits Handsome with a big bulldog right into the mat! Handsome rolls up to his feet but Alexandria knows she needs to act quick so she gets Handsome in a headlock. Handsome hits her in the side with wild elbows but she doesn’t release the hold, instead she pulls him up and flips him down on the mat then gets him in a butterfly hold.
Steve White: Alexandria is fighting back tough right now but Handsome won’t go down that easy and she doesn’t have that hold locked in all the way!
Chuck Thompson: Handsome is scouting almost every move of Alexandria’s right now and I don’t think she knows it.
Handsome stands and gets out of the hold then twists her arm around and gets her into a chicken wing. Alexandria screams out in pain and Handsome whips her back into the corner then runs up for a big corner high knee but when he jumps on her, Alexandria blocks his knee then grabs his legs and slams him down hard on the mat from the top rope! Alexandria buys herself some time as the two competitors are down on the mat, hurt and exhausted.
Steve White: An incredible reversal from a desperate Alexandria right there! She bought herself just a few seconds to think right there!
Chuck Thompson: Tonight is the night where she proves herself. Can she do it or will she fall back into irrelevance?
They both get up. Handsome gets a mean kick to the head from Alexandria! She bounces off of the ropes and charges him but he sidesteps her and sends her over the top rope! Handsome takes a second, thinking that Alexandria hit the outside but she clings to the ropes and stands on the apron. Handsome turns around and Alexandria leaps over the top rope, diving on Handsome who catches her! The fans go nuts as Handsome goes to slam her but Alexandria maneuvers around him and hits him with the Perfect Shot! The fans all cheer as Alexandria quickly hooks both of Handsome’s legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Moving on to the Hardcore title match at Last Rites… Alexandria Kendrick!
Alexandria’s music hits and she gets up, celebrating her win as she gets her arm raised. We fade out to backstage.
We come into the backstage area as we see Blaise walking away back up the hallway. Alexander Corvis comes into the scene as the camera frame follows him. He pulls out his mic and stops Blaise.
Alexander Corvis: Blaise… Blaise can we just have a quick word about what we saw out there?
Blaise: All right… You’ve got 10 seconds.
Alexander Corvis: How do you feel about what went down out there just before and what do you think about Nick Rissi pretty much admitting that he’s here for your title now?
Blaise: Nick Rissi and his whole little gang are pathetic. Where did this guy even come from and what makes him think he’s even good enough to speak my name let alone challenge me. It’ll take more than a group of untalented fools and a comfy staff job to take this title from me.
Alexander Corvis: You still have another match tonight and Nick Rissi will be the guest referee in that contest. How does that sit with you?
Blaise: Let him have his fun. If he wants to take my title then he’s going to have to fight me for it and I guarantee I’ll kick his ass if that time comes...
Blaise walks off as we fade back into the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following tag team contest is set for one fall!
The odd couple of The Dodo and Boobs LaRue walks down to the ring with mixed reactions from the fans. They get in but don’t acknowledge anything or anyone around them, event themselves
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Dodo & Boobs LaRue!
The fans go wild as Aubree and Mazzio’s music hits. They come out on the stage and their pyro goes off. They make their way down the ramp as all the fans cheer for them. They tag the hands of fans before getting to the ring. Mazzio helps Aubree into the ring and they face their opponents, waiting for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… The EHWF Tag Team Champions… Mazzio & Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and the fans are cheering for Aubree as she steps in the right with Boobs. Aubree and Boobs lock up and Aubree dishes out a knee to her midsection! Aubree pulls Boobs back and tosses him into the corner. Boobs springs back out and rushes at Aubree with a flurry of punches but she ducks it. She swings rights and lefts but Aubree maneuvers out of them and boots Boobs in the gut then hits her with a hurricanrana! The fans are going wild as Boobs rolls on the mat screaming and flailing all over the place. Aubree bolts back to the ropes and springs off of them, hitting Boobs LaRue with a springboard elbow to the boobs! She covers her!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: The new tag team champions are looking to make quick work out of these two new strange rookies tonight and it looks like that’s what’s going to happen.
Chuck Thompson: Seeing Aubree become Tag Team Champion was one of the best moments in my life… Actually seeing Aubree at anytime is a great moment in my life!
Aubree picks up Boobs LaRue and hits her with a roundhouse kick to the head! Boobs falls back into the ropes, with her eyes rolling into the back of her head. She regains herself and lunges at Aubree screaming at the top of her lungs, this time! Aubree dropkicks Boobs LaRue in the head sending her back down to the mat! The fans are going crazy. Aubree picks up Boobs and looks for Beautiful Goodbye but Boobs pushes her off of him and dives, to the corner, tagging in The Dodo!
Steve White: Here comes The Dodo! This guy is really strange!
Chuck Thompson: Why do they hire these fuckwits? This guy looks like a ghost.
Dodo gets in the ring. Aubree dashes back and tags in Mazzio who springs over the top rope and dives into Dodo with a shoulder block! The fans love it. Dodo hits the mat and yells in pain! Dodo rams into Mazzio but Dodo comes off second best and hits the mat hard! The fans are cheering as Dodo gets up and looks nervous. Dodo swings at Mazzio but Mazzio weaves around each strike! Mazzio starts hitting Dodo with big right hands that devastate him. Dodo falls into the corner then collapses on the mat!
Steve White: Mazzio is beating the shit out of this poor debuting rookie here tonight! It looks like their first match as tag champs is going to be a successful one!
Chuck Thompson: The Dodo and Boobs LaRue suck ass. Fire these motherfuckers next week please!
Mazzio hits Dodo with a powerslam! Dodo is all over the place as Mazzio hoists him up and hits him with a massive Infinite Dismissal! The fans are going nuts as Boobs LaRue covers her eyes on the apron. Mazzio picks Dodo back up only to plant him back down with a scoopslam. Mazzio walks over to Aubree and tags her in! The fans go wild as Mazzio hoists Aubree up and she stands on his shoulders. Mazzio walks her to the center of the ring where she leaps off and hits The Dodo with a massive splash! Everyone goes wild as she hooks both of his legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The EHWF Tag Team Champions…. Mazzio and Aubree Celeste!
Before any music can even go off. The light dim down and random images of shadows and darkness appear on the tron. The fans and Mazzio and Aubree are confused as this goes on for a while then suddenly stops. Everyone looks on confused as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a champion vs. champion match and it’s set for one fall!
“Take em Out” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
"It's the End of an Empire..."
Spotlights in the rafters and strobe/laser combinations on-stage come alive, pulsing bright white in time with Celldweller's "End of an Empire". David Gideon Smith, garbed in a white hooded longcoat, slowly makes his way out onto the stage, coming to a halt at the top of the ramp and slowly lifting his hands to the hood concealing his face.
"A start... an end... a rise, and fall,
No system eternal and no one immortal.
Creation all... must end... in destruction.
WE CANNOT CHANGE THE FATE OF CIVILIZATION."
DGS tosses back his hood, exposing his face and triggering rows of white pyro columns on either side of him (a' la Brock Lesnar). He remains atop the ramp as his music approaches fever-pitch, impassively surveying the arena, and as the first verse hits he at last starts down the ramp. Reaching ringside, he ascends the steel steps and enters through the ropes, crosses the ring and goes up onto the second turnbuckle. From there he surveys the crowd, standing tall, his face a mask of stoicism and contempt; after a few moments he shrugs out of his longcoat, tossing it down to ringside, and hops back down to the mat, where he begins to pace calmly back and forth, loosening up his upper body.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… The Northern American Champion… David Smith!
DING DING DING!
The match begins with Creed and David meeting in the middle of the ring then wildly trading blows! Creed wins out and punches Smith into the corner then continues his assault, hammering the Northern American Champion in the head continuously! Creed pulls Smith back and whips him into the opposing corner then follows up on with a big corner clothesline! Smith falls to the mat but when Creed goes to grab him, Smith responds with a massive elbow to the face! Creed falls back into the ropes. They both lock up and Smith knees Creed in the gut then follows up with a DDT!
Steve White: These two champions are fighting a tough match here tonight but only one can be the winner. Who will prove to be the better champion tonight!?
Chuck Thompson: David Smith has a lot on his mind. He’s got Silver to worry about, these new Corporate assholes and he has a kid now. He should take some personal days and figure some stuff out.
Smith pick Creed up and moves him to the center of the ring but Creed pushes him off of him and boots Smith right in the face with a big boot! Smith goes down and Creed bounces off of the ropes, hitting Smith with a senton splash! Smith rolls up to the ropes and uses them to get up. Smith and Creed lock up again and go right back to trading blows in a fistfight! Smith headbutts Creed away then lines him up and goes for a Spear but Creed dodges him! Creed turns Smith around and hits him with a massive suplex! The fans cheer for the action in the ring as Creed gets up and waits for DGS!
Steve White: Creed claws back control of the match from DGS and now he’s laying a beating on the Northern American Champion!
Chuck Thompson: David Smith doesn’t need to lose this big champion vs. champion encounter. I think he needs to loosen up and put his mind away from all his other shit and just focus on the match right now Steve!
Smith gets a right hand to the head as soon as he gets up! Creed grabs Smith from behind and hits him with a big German Suplex! He keeps hold of him then hits him with another then finally a third! Smith is hurt on the mat as Creed covers him!
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Creed picks DGS up and tosses him back into the corner then runs at him but DGS dashes out of the way and Creed hits the turnbuckle! Creed falls to his knees and DGS runs up and dropkicks him in the head! DGS goes to follow up but the PA System kicks in and distracts everyone…
Steve White: Oh what now…
Chuck Thompson: These guys are halfway through this co-main event! Don’t do this!
Nick Rissi makes his way onto the stage, cursing at DGS. DGS turns his attention and yells back at Nick, inviting him to come and fight. Nick takes off his jacket and loosens his tie up as he marches down the ramp. He stops halfway and DGS turns around back to Creed! Creed hits DGS with a massive Clothesline From Hell off of the distraction! The fans go wild and Nick Rissi starts laughing hysterically as he leaves. Creed covers DGS!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
Steve White: Damn it! Nick Rissi is really fucking shit up around here now!
Creed grabs his title belt and celebrates over DGS as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the main event.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall! Introducing your special guest referee… Nick Rissi!
We zoom in on Nick Rissi dresses as a ref in the ring as he waves out to fans who boo him.
The intro to Drown In You by Daughtry echoes throughout the arena. The crowd becomes restless and changes their attention to the entrance ramp. Out comes Daniel Carter with his signature devious smirk. The crowd begins to boo Daniel as he turns to his left and right and waves to the crowd. Daniel makes his way down the entrance ramp, maintaining his devious smirk on his face. He stops at the ring steps and looks around one more time before chuckling to himself and making his way into the ring. He stands in the center of the ring and bows to the audience before he steps to his corner and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Dan Carter!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… The Wild Cat… Savannah
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “Not Gonna Die" by Skillet hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “Not Gonna Die” fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… Silver Kazama!
A song begins to blare throughout the arena and the fans look on in confusion. Nothing in playing on the tron and then suddenly Blaise's name appears on the screen and the fans begin to cheer. Every now and then the fans would cheer for Blaise because they truly appreciated her talent despite the sour attitude she had. She appears from the back and the arena is swallowed in darkness with one small spotlight that follows the diva's every move. She has a dark black hoodie on and is wearing a pair of black gloves, a different attire than usual the fans take notice as she stands on top of the ramp for a moment. She begins to decide down the ramp, paying no attention to the fans. Her eyes solely focused on the ring in front of her.
Blaise walks around to the side of the ring and jumps up. She swings her leg as she gets on the apron, before going into the ring. She walks to the other side of the ring and makes her way to the turnbuckle where she takes off her hood. Blaise appears to be slightly different looking. She's sporting darker make up and her hair seems to be a couple of shades darker. It appears a lot of has changed in the last few months, and not just in EHWF in Blaise's time apart from the company. She takes her jacket off that has the letters "QB" sowed into the back and tosses it at the ring announcer. And then a vintage moment of Blaise happens in which she demands the referee to help her down from the turnbuckle, displaying that she still is in fact the same handful she was not too long ago. She looks on with her arms crossed on her chest, unimpressed.
Patricia Downs: And finally… His partner… She is the EHWF Champion… Blaise!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Silver starts off with Dan Carter. Silver has a staredown with Nick Rissi for a moment before aggressively locking up with Carter! They trade some blows but Carter hits Silver with an armdrag! Silver gets up but gets another one! They both get to their feet and lock up once again. Carter gets the upper hand again, this time by kneeing Silver in the gut and flipping him on the mat! Carter bounces off of the ropes and hits Silver with a big running dropkick to the face!
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Steve White: Carter hasn’t proven to be impressive yet but he’s always put in the effort and he’s impressing right now. Remember he may be at the advantage tonight with Nick Rissi as referee.
Chuck Thompson: Carter is knocking around Silver Kazama right now! Can Carter pull off a huge win here tonight?
Carter picks Silver up but Silver hits him with a surprise sunset flip and covers him! Nick Rissi doesn’t count the fall however and Carter kicks out! Silver gets up and argues with Nick who argues back and Carter comes from behind and nails Silver in the back with a hard forearm!
Steve White: We should have known Nick wouldn’t call this one down the middle! He’s not even counting Silver or Blaise’s covers how are they expected to win?
Chuck Thompson: Well if the ref isn’t going to count your covers and look at your submissions then you can’t win!
Carter starts to stomp out Silver then tags in Savannah! They pull Silver back then bounce him off of the ropes. They catch him and hit him with a big flapjack! The fans cheer as Savannah covers Silver and Nick Rissi does a fast count!
12thr…
Blaise jumps on them and breaks up the count at the last second! Blaise and Nick Rissi start to argue. Savannah also argues with Nick Rissi and tells him to keep the match trill and that she doesn’t want the win handed to her. Nick Rissi shakes his head and hits Savannah with a right hand! The fans are in shock as she falls back to her corner and Carter tags his ass back into the match.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Nick Rissi just hit Savannah with a right hand! Why the fuck would he do that!?
Chuck Thompson: She wasn’t co-operating. She should have just gone with it Steve!
Carter comes in and starts to stomp out Silver! Silver grabs his boot and trips up Carter then gets on top of him and starts dishing big right hands to him! Carter isn’t having it and tosses Silver off of him! They get up and lock up and Carter hits Silver with a suplex! Carter waits until a groggy Silver gets u and he springs off of the second rope for a side kick but Silver grabs Carter and hits him with a powerbomb on his way down! The fans love it and Silver dashes to his corner and tags in Blaise!
Steve White: Here comes Blaise! Here she comes!
Chuck Thompson: Why are you excited! They can’t win if Nick Rissi wont play fair!
Blaise comes into the match but Savannah out of nowhere hits her with Pounce! Dan Carter gets up and she hits him with Pounce as well! The fans are confused but Savannah just flips Nick Rissi off and rolls out of the ring, walking back up the ramp and leaving the match…
Steve White: What!? Savannah took both Blaise and Carter down and now she’s leaving the match. I guess I can respect that she wanted no part of this but she’s left Carter alone there.
Chuck Thompson: She knew she couldn’t hit Nick with Pounce seeing as he’s technically staff so she just flipped him off. That’s class. She should still remember that she has Conner Creed at Last Rites.
Blaise and Carter get up and she dropkicks him right in the head! He goes down and Blaise covers him but Nick refuses to count. The fans suddenly break out into cheers as Joanna Rissi runs down the ramp, ready to count the fall but Carter kicks out just as she slides in.
Steve White: It’s Joanna Rissi! She’s going to bring justice to this match and Nick Rissi isn’t happy!
Chuck Thompson: Wait… She’s the GM not the guest ref tonight! This is unfair! This is unfair for Carter! Get her out of here!
Nick stops Joanna from getting any closer to the match and the two argue. Blaise picks up Carter but Carter unloads some big lefts and rights on her! Carter takes her out with a big lariat then springs off of the top rope and hits her with a moonsault! He hooks her legs and Nick slides over to make a quick count!
12thr…
Silver leaps over the top rope and lands on them just in time! Nick Rissi is furious that Silver just ruined everything! Nick Rissi starts stomping out Silver Kazama and the fans all start booing him! Nick bounces off of the ropes then curbstomps Silver’s head right into the mat! Silver rolls over, hurt and bleeding as Nick goes back to stomping him out near the apron!
Steve White: This is too much! We’re supposed to be having a main event here!
Suddenly DGS’ music hits and he starts to come down the ramp, looking directly at Nick Rissi! Nick backs off then gestures for DGS to come inside and get his ass whipping! DGS gets closer to the ring but Nick Rissi rolls out of the ring and vaults the barricade, escaping through the crowd! The fans boo him as DGS comes up to the apron and looks at the beaten, bleeding and semi conscious Silver Kazama struggling on the apron. Silver is incapable of defending himself so DGS turns his back on him for now and leaves…
Steve White: DGS came out and pretty much saved Silver from Nick Rissi! This is confusing folks… Our ref is gone though!
Chuck Thompson: The match is still going Steve!
Carter gets up and sees Nick Rissi gone. He turns around to see what’s going on but Blaise is there to greet him with a Soporose! The fans go wild and all get to their feet! Blaise covers him and Joanna makes the count!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Silver Kazama and the EHWF Champion… Blaise!
Steve White: She did it! Bah Gawd she did it! She over came the odds and still won! She’s incredible!
Blaise gets up and gets her arm raised as her music plays. She looks around and Nick Rissi is nowhere to be seen. She spots a struggling and bloody Silver on the edge of the ring. The fans cheer as Blaise chooses to help him up.
Steve White: Well it’s been an incredible night! It’s been amazing coming off of Revenge but next week will be the last week before Last Rites!
Chuck Thompson: I’d like to see that bitch ass Nick Rissi bounce back from this!
Steve White: It’s been an incredible night ladies and gents. Thanks for joining us! Don’t miss next week! Goodnight!
We fade out from Blaise celebrating with the crowd to the EHWF Logo ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Friday Night Mayhem. Tonight we’re going to see all the amazing fallout of the incredible night we saw last week. Nick Rissi made a huge return back to EHWF but not as the admirable young rookie as we knew him as – he returned as Brandon Bash’s Operating Director and not only ambushed Silver and DGS but also broke up the main event and curb-stomped Blaise!
Chuck Thompson: Nick Rissi and Brandon Bash are some douchebag motherfuckers for the shit they pulled last week but at least this week on Mayhem we’ll get some explanations. Last week we saw the Tag Team Championships change hands when Mazzio and Aubree defeated Masturbation Nation in a badass contest. This week they take on The Dodo and Boobs LaRue in their first match as Tag Champs. And don’t forget the incredible Conner Creed vs. David Smith champion vs. champion showcase.
Steve White: I can’t wait for those two matches Chuck but you’re forgetting out main event. Nick Rissi will actually guest referee a tag contest between Blaise and Silver taking on Savannah and Daniel Carter. This main event is going to go off the hook and with Nick as referee that leaves The Champion at a serious disadvantage!
Chuck Thompson: Very true Steve, that’ll be a match not to miss. I’m personally excited to see Alexandria Kendrick return to the ring to face off against Handsome Devil in a Hardcore Championship Qualifier match for Last Rites. Can she make a successful return here tonight?
Steve White: Looks like an amazing night as always! I wonder how Nick Rissi and the rest of the competitors he attacked last week will play out? Enough waiting around, lets start this show!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
Mr Krause’s music hits. He does some theatrics at the top of the ramp then walks down to the ring with an arrogant look on his face. He waits for his partner to come out.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Mr. Krause!
"The Real Deal" Chris Smith surfaces from behind the black curtain to a mixed reaction from the fans. He smirks, before heading down the ramp in full sprint just before he slides into the ring. He taunts, smiles, and embraces the crowd. He patiently rests his back against the turnbuckle and awaits his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Chris Smith!
Some sort of evil and dark music starts playing as the lights go out in the arena. David Arnold then walks out from the back, dressed in nothing but black, a spotlight shining on him. He heads down the ramp and slowly goes up the steps, then into the ring. He stands there in the ring, looking around with no emotion on his face as he takes his outer wear off and waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… David Arnold!
Maddie’s music and we’re left waiting. Maddie doesn’t appear just like David Arnold did last week. The fans give a mixed reaction and Arnold looks unimpressed.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Maddie Murdock!
Steve White: Well… Now Maddie Murdock is leaving David Arnold hanging in retaliation for last week… I saw this coming.
Maddie still doesn’t emerge.
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Maddie Murdock & David Arnold vs. Mr Krause & Chris Smith
The bell rings and Arnold has to go it alone just like Maddie did last week. He starts the match off with Chris Smith who goes to lock up with him but he knees him right in the midsection! Arnold beats down Chris Smith with left and right hands. He starts hitting him with knees to the chest then follows up with a big lariat! Chris Smith goes down and Arnold goes to cover him but Mr. Krause instantly breaks it up. Chris Smith tackles Arnold and starts beating him with left and right hands on the mat. They both get up and Arnold ducks a swing then comes back with a shoulder block!
Steve White: Arnold is going it alone right here right now just like he left Maddie alone for most of her match last week. I guess you can call it karma.
Chuck Thompson: Yes you can. David Arnold has had a rough time lately and I doubt this will help him feel any better. Maddie just ditched him all over again but will she return to the match like he did last week?
Arnold gives Chris Smith a mean right hand that sends him into the corner. He hits him with a running corner clothesline. Arnold pulls Smith back then pulls him in and tosses him up on the turnbuckle! Chris Smith gets up and walks around, hurt and dazed. Arnold bounces off of the ropes and heads for Chris Smith but Mr. Krause runs in and clotheslines Smith down to the mat! Smith gets up and starts stomping Arnold out with Krause!
Steve White: Damn, look at this. Krause and Smith are stomping the shit out of Arnold here right now in this… well pretty much handicap contest now. The ref is doing his best to control this one.
Chuck Thompson: Hey! Maddie Murdock is just returning the favour from last week. Arnold is copping a beating from karma right now.
Arnold gets up and shoves Chris Smith off of him. He turns around and locks up with him. The two trade blows until Arnold knees him in the gut and then scoops him up and slams him hard on the mat! Arnold runs up and bounces off of the second rope, hitting him with a moonsault! Arnold goes to hook Chris Smith’s left leg!
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Mr. Krause runs in and breaks up the cover! Mr. Krause reacts and they two start trading blows before Chris Smith punches Arnold in the back of the head and takes him down! Both Mr. Krause and Chris Smith start double teaming him and start stomping him out on the mat again!
Steve White: We’re seeing the double team again! It’s not looking good for David Arnold right now. If he can’t get at least one of these guys off of him, he’s done for!
Chuck Thompson: Maybe if Arnold didn’t ditch Maddie we would have seen them work together tonight…
Chris Smith and Krause don’t let up! They start stomping the shit out of Arnold as he rolls to the apron! Arnold begins to bleed from his head when suddenly all of the lights go out.
Chuck Thompson: Yep! Called it. Here we go…
The lights come back on and the fans give a mixed reaction as Maddie Murdock is in the ring, standing in between a hurt Arnold and their opponents this week, just as Arnold did last week. Krause lunges at Maddie but she knees him in the gut then tosses him into the corner!
Chuck Thompson: Maddie Murdock is repeating exactly what happened last week. This match is like a part 2 I guess…
Mr. Krause runs up and goes to take Maddie out but she trips him up and grabs him by the hair then tosses him into his corner! Chris Smith hits Maddie from behind! He waits until she turns around and goes for a swing but Maddie ducks it and she hits him with a Beautiful Bulldog! Smith is destroyed on the mat! Krause reaches in and tags himself in then vaults over the top rope only to be caught by Maddie and destroyed with a powerslam! Arnold gets up and turns back around coming face to face with Maddie – in her shoes from last week…
Maddie Murdock: No Thanks...
Maddie walks off and leaves the ring, walking back up the ramp. We see Arnold alone in the ring with Krause. Arnold looks off back up the stage at Maddie who leaves before covering Mr. Krause!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are you winners… Maddie Murdock and David Arnold!
We fade out to a promo for Last Rites and the Last Rites DVD Collection.
We return back to an empty ring as the fans wait eagerly.
Suddenly the PA System kicks in and the fans all look around with a mixed reaction.
Nick Rissi, Brandon Bash and Nick Rissi’s mystery female associate from last week all appear out on the stage. Brandon Bash leads the way down the ramp as Nick dances down it behind him. The boos start as they go to get in the ring and grab some mics.
Brandon Bash: So… We get that last week some of you guys didn’t like the way we conducted ourselves on Mayhem… So we’re gonna have a fresh start, a clean start with you guys!
The fans boo louder as Brandon Bash smirks.
Nick Rissi: That’s right! There’s no reason for you assholes to be booing us right now! Everything I do I do for you. Personally I love the fans, it’s guys like Faggot GS, Silver Queerlectro and that bitch Blaise that you should be booing.
Brandon Bash: That’s right man! I mean, all of you are looking at greatness in this ring right now! You’re looking at a new faction, a corporate faction…
The booing spirals louder as the fans start to throw shit at the ring.
Steve White: Oh jeez… Did he say corporate? Right now our Board Member and his Director of Operations are pissing off this crowd tonight.
Chuck Thompson: Last week these guys fucked Mayhem up and even punked out Blaise.
Nick Rissi steps forward and leans on the ropes.
Nick Rissi: We’re not just any new faction like the queer as fuck ones you see nowadays. We’re not bitch ass niggas like the rest of the roster… NO! We are The Corporate Powers: Flashy Lifestyle extraordinary Louis, Gucci, Balmain, cocaine realest motherfuckers up in this bitch!
Brandon Bash: You heard him… So let me introduce this incredibly good-looking, powerful new emergence of talent… I am Brandon Bash – the guy who’s defeated these so-called “top guys”, the industry veteran, the emissary to the Board and the greatest EHWF Board Member to have ever existed. I’m a successful entrepreneur, millionaire, and captain of industry! I am… Brandon Bash.
Bash holds his arms out to the fans with an arrogant expression.
Nick Rissi: And you’ve got me! The greatest wrestler to have ever stepped foot in EHWF! I’m the guy who came back after that faggot DGS threw me off of the stage and hit all he’s faggy moves on me and whatnot. I’m the guy who laughs in the face of that fake ching chang chong Silver Kazama. I’m the guy who makes Blaise crave this here dick! I am the soon to be new EHWF Champion and there’s nothing any of those complete idiots in the back can do about it!
Brandon Bash: And to my right here, introducing the beautiful Miss Katerina Milani. Nick Rissi’s personal minder and his head of security!
The male fans actually cheer for her while she smirks and looks straight ahead.
Chuck Thompson: Personal minder!? Head of security!? Dayyymm, she can secure my ass any day of the week Steve.
Brandon Bash: Right, but that’s not all… No, that’s not it son! We have a whole Corporate Crew running with us right now! You peasants might not get to meet all of them tonight but there’s just one more guy I think we need to get out here and introduce to you all as one of our bodyguards… Come on out! Come on out Van!
The fans look out at the ramp as the spotlight shines out.
Steve White: Van? Wait!? What?
Van Jameson emerges from the curtain and comes down the ramp. The fans go back to booing as they pelt him with garbage on his way to the ring. He slides in and gives Brandon Bash and Nick Rissi a hug then grabs a mic.
Steve White: Van Jameson! Bah Gawd Van Jam has joined Nick Rissi and Brandon Bash… Why would they want him?
Van Jam gets comfortable in the ring and waits for the boos to quiet down. Van brings the mic back up to his lips.
Van Jam: It feels so good to be ba…
Just before Van Jam finishes speaking, Blaise’s music hits and the fans all get to their feet and cheer! Blaise comes out and stands at the stage with a mic as the fans go nuts. She looks down back in the ring in disgust.
Blaise: Let me just stop you there before you make the rest of us sick…
The fans laugh at the corporate crew in the ring who don’t take it well. Blaise begins to walk down the ramp slowly as she speaks.
Blaise: So some no brained failed loser is returning to try and take my title and he’s going to do it by getting into bed with management? You’re really reaching there Nicky boy… The saddest part though, is the fact that you actually think you can beat me.
Blaise slides in the ring and an offended Nick Rissi goes to confront her but Van Jam calms him down and holds him back. Blaise just smiles at them.
Van Jam: Wait… Nick, chill bro. I know how she plays these games. I was just seconds from beating her ass a few weeks ago until that fat fuck Megasho slowed me down. Give me another shot, I’ll kick her ass for you right here right now!
Blaise: Right here right now? Van, you’re just as much a pathetic failure as Nick is here. You’re not booked against me tonight anyway and I’m not even ready or dressed to kick your asses right now so why don’t you take a few steps back and take a chill pill...
Brandon Bash cuts in and pulls Van and Nick back.
Brandon Bash: Hold up! Maybe Van’s right. Maybe he can beat Blaise and if it weren’t for Megasho a few weeks back he would have done so… So lets have a match… Right here right now!
The fans cheer but Blaise objects.
Blaise: A match right now? I’m booked in the main even and I’m not even prepared to fight yet. I’m wearing a dress and I just got here not too long ago. You can’t just make a match…
Brandon Bash: Oh but I can! Ring that bell! Van Jam vs. Blaise right now!
DING DING DING!
Match: Blaise vs. Van Jam
Nick Rissi, Katerina and Brandon leave the ring and go to ringside while Blaise shakes her head. Nick quickly jumps back up on the apron!
Nick Rissi: Just remember you still got a match tonight with me as guest ref!
Van Jam takes the distraction and hits Blaise in the back with a hard forearm! Blaise goes down and Van Jam starts to stomp her out until she trips him up! Blaise gets up and so does Van Jam. They trade some blows until Van Jam knocks Blaise in the corner with an elbow to the face!
Steve White: This is completely unfair! This match wasn’t on the card, Bash just abused his power and made this match to get at Blaise!
Chuck Thompson: These corporate guys know what they’re doing but they really couldn’t get anyone better than Van Jam?
Van grabs Blaise and whips her hard into the corner! He runs at her to follow up with a clothesline but she dodges him and Van runs right into the corner hard! He falls to his knees and tries to recover but Blaise dropkicks him right in the face! Van Jam rolls around in pain but gets up quickly using the ropes. He looks across from Blaise who explodes with a rush of speed. Van Jam’s eyes widen as Blaise appears in front of him at an incredible speed! She boots him in the gut then runs up, hitting Van Jam with a Soporose! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Soporose! Soporose! Blasie already took Van Jam out!
Chuck Thompson: She’s champion for a reason. Blaise is one of the greatest fighters EHWF has ever seen. Perhaps Nick Rissi is biting of a lot more than he can chew…
Blaise climbs up to the top rope and the fans all get to their feet as Nick Rissi and Brandon Bash start raging at the fans! Blaise springs off of the top rope and hits Van Jam with a massive Phoenix Splash! The fans break out into cheers as Blaise covers Van Jam and stares at Nick Rissi on the outside while she does so.
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The EHWF Champion… Blaise!
Steve White: Well she did it… They tried to soften Blaise up early tonight but I don’t think that really phased her much.
Bash pulls Van Jam out of the ring and the new corporate crew back up the ramp. Blaise slides out of the ring and taunts Nick Rissi who yells back at her. Her music begins to fade out as the corporate faction leaves.
We pan back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the 2nd match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall!
Titties and Beer begins as fans start to sing along. you here a horn as the drunk redneck rides out on a motorised chair, smoking and drinking as he lifts up the beer and joint he then speeds to the ring and gets out while beer cans fall to the floor. as he waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Steve Jessup!
The opening dialogue of "Bad Religion" by Godsmack starts and out comes Aaron with a local woman on each of his arms and a beer in his hand. He makes his way down the ramp to the ring. As he gets there he kisses each of the woman and leads them to a seats next to the commentators. Once the ladies were seated Arron slips into the ring in a Shawn Michealesque knee slide. He stays still as his music comes to an end his eyes on the ramp as he watches he opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… Aaron Fredrick Hudson!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Steve Jessup vs. Aaron Fredrick Hudson
As the bell rings, Jessup stumbles towards the middle of the ring where Hudson meets with him. Jessup groggily goes to lock up with Hudson, but Hudson quickly ducks underneath his arms and hooks his arms around Jessup's waist. He looks around with a cocky grin before pulling backwards. Hudson releases halfway through the move, as Jessup lands hard on the back of his head and neck.
Steve White: Aaron Frederick Hudson starts this match off with a big release German suplex!
Chuck Thompson: I think Steve Jessup took a few too many shots before this match, Steve. Either shots of Jack, or a few too many chair shots. I honestly can't tell which one it is, Steve.
Steve White: Well, I can smell from here that it was probably the Jack, Chuck.
Hudson is back to his feet and fights to hold back laughter while Jessup is having trouble stumbling back up to his feet. Hudson readies himself as Jessup finally stands to his feet. As he stumbles towards Hudson, Hudson swings his right leg up at Jessup's face, looking for a roundhouse kick. But, Jessup hiccups and hunches over as if he's a bout to hurl...just barely dodging the kick. This angers Hudson, who bounces off the ropes and comes back with a knee lift right into the side of Jessup's face!
Chuck Thompson: Did Jessup seriously dodge that kick by dry heaving, Steve!?
Steve White: I think so, Chuck. But Hudson answered that with a knee right to the side of the face.
Hudson didn't waste any time, as he quickly locked Jessup into an inverted STF. It didn't even look like Jessup was conscious enough to even try to fight it.
Chuck Thompson: Did he pass out from the pain, or simply from possible alcohol poisoning?
Steve White: I don't think it matters, Chuck...just ring the bell already, ref!
The ref checked on Jessup, but he was out like a light. The ref called for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Your winner, as a result of a knockout...Aaron Frederick Hudson!
Hudson kept the inverted STF locked in for a few more moments, as the referee pretty much had to threaten to reverse the decision to pull Hudson off of Jessup. Hudson stood over the fallen Jessup, raising his arms into the air as his music played overhead.
Chuck Thompson: Looks like Jessup truly was a drunken sacrifice tonight, Steve.
Hudson stands over Jessup looking out at the fans as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following match is set for one fall and it is a qualifier for the EHWF Hardcore Championship match at Last Rites!
A hush goes over the crowd as the lights lower to a level that is just above off. The sound of a woman's voice can be heard over the loud speakers. "Help me Handsome Devil! You're my only hope!" With that, "Invincible" by OK GO hits the loud speaker and the once quite crowed bursts into a earth shaking roar as Handsome Devil bursts from out behind the curtain. A huge smile spreads across his face as he looks around at all the screaming fans. He then runs down the ramp, high fiving some of the fans along the way. Not showing any sign of slowing down as he approaches the ring, Devil slides under the bottom rope and continues his way to the opposite ropes where he jumps on to the middle rope and raises his fist with a battle cry. The masked man then jumps off and heads to the middle of the ring and strikes a heroic pose. With a wink to the ladies and a thumbs up to the kids, he turns to and walks over to his corner where he takes a seat on the top rope.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Handsome Devil!
The lights fade out, as "I Miss the Misery" by Halestrom begins to play throughout the arena. The crowd begin to cheer loudly as the lights pick back up in a purple hue. Alex steps out onto the stage, looking out at the crowd as she flashed a small grin. Her long, black hair was tied back into a braided ponytail. Tucked into her tights on the right side of her hip are a pair of gloves. Alex drops her arms to her side as she makes her way down the ramp, holding her arms out so her hands glided across the hands of the fans sitting front row as she did so. Once she is at the ring, she turns around to face the ramp. She reaches up and grabs the middle rope, before pulling herself up and flipping her legs through the top and middle ropes, to where she is standing inside of the ring. She flashes another grin as the purple hue goes away as the normal lights are on, now. She backs into the closest turnbuckle, pulling the gloves from the waist of her tights, and begins to put them onto her hands. She pulls them on tight before pulling the velcro on. opening and closing her fist to make sure they are on tightly as she awaits the sound of the bell.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… Alexandria Kendrick!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Alexandria Kendrick vs. Handsome Devil
The bell sounds and the fans are on their feet. Alexandria and Handsome lock up. They struggle in the center of the ring for a moment before Handsome powers her into the corner. Handsome pulls Alexandria back then pulls her in for a big belly to belly in the center of the ring! Handsome springs up and Alexandria gets to her feet. Handsome boots her in the midsection then follows up with a perfect DDT! The fans love the action as Handsome gets up and dances to the corner, climbing to the top rope!
Steve White: This match has just begun but already Handsome Devil is on fire. He’s going to the top rope!
Chuck Thompson: Handsome Devil always puts his best forward for the fans. He may have lost a couple matches these last couple weeks but before that he was on a great run. He’s looking to get that back by going to Last Rites and fighting for the title!
Handsome gets to the top rope then flies off at amazing speed, hitting Alexandria with a big axe handle! Alexandria stumbles back and falls into the corner. Handsome sprints at her to follow up but she jumps up and he runs right into her boot! Alexandria springs out and hits Handsome with a big bulldog right into the mat! Handsome rolls up to his feet but Alexandria knows she needs to act quick so she gets Handsome in a headlock. Handsome hits her in the side with wild elbows but she doesn’t release the hold, instead she pulls him up and flips him down on the mat then gets him in a butterfly hold.
Steve White: Alexandria is fighting back tough right now but Handsome won’t go down that easy and she doesn’t have that hold locked in all the way!
Chuck Thompson: Handsome is scouting almost every move of Alexandria’s right now and I don’t think she knows it.
Handsome stands and gets out of the hold then twists her arm around and gets her into a chicken wing. Alexandria screams out in pain and Handsome whips her back into the corner then runs up for a big corner high knee but when he jumps on her, Alexandria blocks his knee then grabs his legs and slams him down hard on the mat from the top rope! Alexandria buys herself some time as the two competitors are down on the mat, hurt and exhausted.
Steve White: An incredible reversal from a desperate Alexandria right there! She bought herself just a few seconds to think right there!
Chuck Thompson: Tonight is the night where she proves herself. Can she do it or will she fall back into irrelevance?
They both get up. Handsome gets a mean kick to the head from Alexandria! She bounces off of the ropes and charges him but he sidesteps her and sends her over the top rope! Handsome takes a second, thinking that Alexandria hit the outside but she clings to the ropes and stands on the apron. Handsome turns around and Alexandria leaps over the top rope, diving on Handsome who catches her! The fans go nuts as Handsome goes to slam her but Alexandria maneuvers around him and hits him with the Perfect Shot! The fans all cheer as Alexandria quickly hooks both of Handsome’s legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Moving on to the Hardcore title match at Last Rites… Alexandria Kendrick!
Alexandria’s music hits and she gets up, celebrating her win as she gets her arm raised. We fade out to backstage.
We come into the backstage area as we see Blaise walking away back up the hallway. Alexander Corvis comes into the scene as the camera frame follows him. He pulls out his mic and stops Blaise.
Alexander Corvis: Blaise… Blaise can we just have a quick word about what we saw out there?
Blaise: All right… You’ve got 10 seconds.
Alexander Corvis: How do you feel about what went down out there just before and what do you think about Nick Rissi pretty much admitting that he’s here for your title now?
Blaise: Nick Rissi and his whole little gang are pathetic. Where did this guy even come from and what makes him think he’s even good enough to speak my name let alone challenge me. It’ll take more than a group of untalented fools and a comfy staff job to take this title from me.
Alexander Corvis: You still have another match tonight and Nick Rissi will be the guest referee in that contest. How does that sit with you?
Blaise: Let him have his fun. If he wants to take my title then he’s going to have to fight me for it and I guarantee I’ll kick his ass if that time comes...
Blaise walks off as we fade back into the arena.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following tag team contest is set for one fall!
The odd couple of The Dodo and Boobs LaRue walks down to the ring with mixed reactions from the fans. They get in but don’t acknowledge anything or anyone around them, event themselves
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Dodo & Boobs LaRue!
The fans go wild as Aubree and Mazzio’s music hits. They come out on the stage and their pyro goes off. They make their way down the ramp as all the fans cheer for them. They tag the hands of fans before getting to the ring. Mazzio helps Aubree into the ring and they face their opponents, waiting for the bell to ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… The EHWF Tag Team Champions… Mazzio & Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Mazzio & Aubree Celeste vs. The Dodo & Boobs LaRue
The bell sounds and the fans are cheering for Aubree as she steps in the right with Boobs. Aubree and Boobs lock up and Aubree dishes out a knee to her midsection! Aubree pulls Boobs back and tosses him into the corner. Boobs springs back out and rushes at Aubree with a flurry of punches but she ducks it. She swings rights and lefts but Aubree maneuvers out of them and boots Boobs in the gut then hits her with a hurricanrana! The fans are going wild as Boobs rolls on the mat screaming and flailing all over the place. Aubree bolts back to the ropes and springs off of them, hitting Boobs LaRue with a springboard elbow to the boobs! She covers her!
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Steve White: The new tag team champions are looking to make quick work out of these two new strange rookies tonight and it looks like that’s what’s going to happen.
Chuck Thompson: Seeing Aubree become Tag Team Champion was one of the best moments in my life… Actually seeing Aubree at anytime is a great moment in my life!
Aubree picks up Boobs LaRue and hits her with a roundhouse kick to the head! Boobs falls back into the ropes, with her eyes rolling into the back of her head. She regains herself and lunges at Aubree screaming at the top of her lungs, this time! Aubree dropkicks Boobs LaRue in the head sending her back down to the mat! The fans are going crazy. Aubree picks up Boobs and looks for Beautiful Goodbye but Boobs pushes her off of him and dives, to the corner, tagging in The Dodo!
Steve White: Here comes The Dodo! This guy is really strange!
Chuck Thompson: Why do they hire these fuckwits? This guy looks like a ghost.
Dodo gets in the ring. Aubree dashes back and tags in Mazzio who springs over the top rope and dives into Dodo with a shoulder block! The fans love it. Dodo hits the mat and yells in pain! Dodo rams into Mazzio but Dodo comes off second best and hits the mat hard! The fans are cheering as Dodo gets up and looks nervous. Dodo swings at Mazzio but Mazzio weaves around each strike! Mazzio starts hitting Dodo with big right hands that devastate him. Dodo falls into the corner then collapses on the mat!
Steve White: Mazzio is beating the shit out of this poor debuting rookie here tonight! It looks like their first match as tag champs is going to be a successful one!
Chuck Thompson: The Dodo and Boobs LaRue suck ass. Fire these motherfuckers next week please!
Mazzio hits Dodo with a powerslam! Dodo is all over the place as Mazzio hoists him up and hits him with a massive Infinite Dismissal! The fans are going nuts as Boobs LaRue covers her eyes on the apron. Mazzio picks Dodo back up only to plant him back down with a scoopslam. Mazzio walks over to Aubree and tags her in! The fans go wild as Mazzio hoists Aubree up and she stands on his shoulders. Mazzio walks her to the center of the ring where she leaps off and hits The Dodo with a massive splash! Everyone goes wild as she hooks both of his legs!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… The EHWF Tag Team Champions…. Mazzio and Aubree Celeste!
Before any music can even go off. The light dim down and random images of shadows and darkness appear on the tron. The fans and Mazzio and Aubree are confused as this goes on for a while then suddenly stops. Everyone looks on confused as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is getting back in to introduce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: This following match is a champion vs. champion match and it’s set for one fall!
“Take em Out” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
"It's the End of an Empire..."
Spotlights in the rafters and strobe/laser combinations on-stage come alive, pulsing bright white in time with Celldweller's "End of an Empire". David Gideon Smith, garbed in a white hooded longcoat, slowly makes his way out onto the stage, coming to a halt at the top of the ramp and slowly lifting his hands to the hood concealing his face.
"A start... an end... a rise, and fall,
No system eternal and no one immortal.
Creation all... must end... in destruction.
WE CANNOT CHANGE THE FATE OF CIVILIZATION."
DGS tosses back his hood, exposing his face and triggering rows of white pyro columns on either side of him (a' la Brock Lesnar). He remains atop the ramp as his music approaches fever-pitch, impassively surveying the arena, and as the first verse hits he at last starts down the ramp. Reaching ringside, he ascends the steel steps and enters through the ropes, crosses the ring and goes up onto the second turnbuckle. From there he surveys the crowd, standing tall, his face a mask of stoicism and contempt; after a few moments he shrugs out of his longcoat, tossing it down to ringside, and hops back down to the mat, where he begins to pace calmly back and forth, loosening up his upper body.
Patricia Downs: And next… His opponent… The Northern American Champion… David Smith!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Conner Creed vs. David Smtih
The match begins with Creed and David meeting in the middle of the ring then wildly trading blows! Creed wins out and punches Smith into the corner then continues his assault, hammering the Northern American Champion in the head continuously! Creed pulls Smith back and whips him into the opposing corner then follows up on with a big corner clothesline! Smith falls to the mat but when Creed goes to grab him, Smith responds with a massive elbow to the face! Creed falls back into the ropes. They both lock up and Smith knees Creed in the gut then follows up with a DDT!
Steve White: These two champions are fighting a tough match here tonight but only one can be the winner. Who will prove to be the better champion tonight!?
Chuck Thompson: David Smith has a lot on his mind. He’s got Silver to worry about, these new Corporate assholes and he has a kid now. He should take some personal days and figure some stuff out.
Smith pick Creed up and moves him to the center of the ring but Creed pushes him off of him and boots Smith right in the face with a big boot! Smith goes down and Creed bounces off of the ropes, hitting Smith with a senton splash! Smith rolls up to the ropes and uses them to get up. Smith and Creed lock up again and go right back to trading blows in a fistfight! Smith headbutts Creed away then lines him up and goes for a Spear but Creed dodges him! Creed turns Smith around and hits him with a massive suplex! The fans cheer for the action in the ring as Creed gets up and waits for DGS!
Steve White: Creed claws back control of the match from DGS and now he’s laying a beating on the Northern American Champion!
Chuck Thompson: David Smith doesn’t need to lose this big champion vs. champion encounter. I think he needs to loosen up and put his mind away from all his other shit and just focus on the match right now Steve!
Smith gets a right hand to the head as soon as he gets up! Creed grabs Smith from behind and hits him with a big German Suplex! He keeps hold of him then hits him with another then finally a third! Smith is hurt on the mat as Creed covers him!
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Creed picks DGS up and tosses him back into the corner then runs at him but DGS dashes out of the way and Creed hits the turnbuckle! Creed falls to his knees and DGS runs up and dropkicks him in the head! DGS goes to follow up but the PA System kicks in and distracts everyone…
Steve White: Oh what now…
Chuck Thompson: These guys are halfway through this co-main event! Don’t do this!
Nick Rissi makes his way onto the stage, cursing at DGS. DGS turns his attention and yells back at Nick, inviting him to come and fight. Nick takes off his jacket and loosens his tie up as he marches down the ramp. He stops halfway and DGS turns around back to Creed! Creed hits DGS with a massive Clothesline From Hell off of the distraction! The fans go wild and Nick Rissi starts laughing hysterically as he leaves. Creed covers DGS!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Conner Creed!
Steve White: Damn it! Nick Rissi is really fucking shit up around here now!
Creed grabs his title belt and celebrates over DGS as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the main event.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall! Introducing your special guest referee… Nick Rissi!
We zoom in on Nick Rissi dresses as a ref in the ring as he waves out to fans who boo him.
The intro to Drown In You by Daughtry echoes throughout the arena. The crowd becomes restless and changes their attention to the entrance ramp. Out comes Daniel Carter with his signature devious smirk. The crowd begins to boo Daniel as he turns to his left and right and waves to the crowd. Daniel makes his way down the entrance ramp, maintaining his devious smirk on his face. He stops at the ring steps and looks around one more time before chuckling to himself and making his way into the ring. He stands in the center of the ring and bows to the audience before he steps to his corner and waits for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Dan Carter!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… The Wild Cat… Savannah
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “Not Gonna Die" by Skillet hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “Not Gonna Die” fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… First… Silver Kazama!
A song begins to blare throughout the arena and the fans look on in confusion. Nothing in playing on the tron and then suddenly Blaise's name appears on the screen and the fans begin to cheer. Every now and then the fans would cheer for Blaise because they truly appreciated her talent despite the sour attitude she had. She appears from the back and the arena is swallowed in darkness with one small spotlight that follows the diva's every move. She has a dark black hoodie on and is wearing a pair of black gloves, a different attire than usual the fans take notice as she stands on top of the ramp for a moment. She begins to decide down the ramp, paying no attention to the fans. Her eyes solely focused on the ring in front of her.
Blaise walks around to the side of the ring and jumps up. She swings her leg as she gets on the apron, before going into the ring. She walks to the other side of the ring and makes her way to the turnbuckle where she takes off her hood. Blaise appears to be slightly different looking. She's sporting darker make up and her hair seems to be a couple of shades darker. It appears a lot of has changed in the last few months, and not just in EHWF in Blaise's time apart from the company. She takes her jacket off that has the letters "QB" sowed into the back and tosses it at the ring announcer. And then a vintage moment of Blaise happens in which she demands the referee to help her down from the turnbuckle, displaying that she still is in fact the same handful she was not too long ago. She looks on with her arms crossed on her chest, unimpressed.
Patricia Downs: And finally… His partner… She is the EHWF Champion… Blaise!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Blaise & Silver Kazama vs. Savannah & Dan Carter
The bell rings and Silver starts off with Dan Carter. Silver has a staredown with Nick Rissi for a moment before aggressively locking up with Carter! They trade some blows but Carter hits Silver with an armdrag! Silver gets up but gets another one! They both get to their feet and lock up once again. Carter gets the upper hand again, this time by kneeing Silver in the gut and flipping him on the mat! Carter bounces off of the ropes and hits Silver with a big running dropkick to the face!
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Steve White: Carter hasn’t proven to be impressive yet but he’s always put in the effort and he’s impressing right now. Remember he may be at the advantage tonight with Nick Rissi as referee.
Chuck Thompson: Carter is knocking around Silver Kazama right now! Can Carter pull off a huge win here tonight?
Carter picks Silver up but Silver hits him with a surprise sunset flip and covers him! Nick Rissi doesn’t count the fall however and Carter kicks out! Silver gets up and argues with Nick who argues back and Carter comes from behind and nails Silver in the back with a hard forearm!
Steve White: We should have known Nick wouldn’t call this one down the middle! He’s not even counting Silver or Blaise’s covers how are they expected to win?
Chuck Thompson: Well if the ref isn’t going to count your covers and look at your submissions then you can’t win!
Carter starts to stomp out Silver then tags in Savannah! They pull Silver back then bounce him off of the ropes. They catch him and hit him with a big flapjack! The fans cheer as Savannah covers Silver and Nick Rissi does a fast count!
12thr…
Blaise jumps on them and breaks up the count at the last second! Blaise and Nick Rissi start to argue. Savannah also argues with Nick Rissi and tells him to keep the match trill and that she doesn’t want the win handed to her. Nick Rissi shakes his head and hits Savannah with a right hand! The fans are in shock as she falls back to her corner and Carter tags his ass back into the match.
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Nick Rissi just hit Savannah with a right hand! Why the fuck would he do that!?
Chuck Thompson: She wasn’t co-operating. She should have just gone with it Steve!
Carter comes in and starts to stomp out Silver! Silver grabs his boot and trips up Carter then gets on top of him and starts dishing big right hands to him! Carter isn’t having it and tosses Silver off of him! They get up and lock up and Carter hits Silver with a suplex! Carter waits until a groggy Silver gets u and he springs off of the second rope for a side kick but Silver grabs Carter and hits him with a powerbomb on his way down! The fans love it and Silver dashes to his corner and tags in Blaise!
Steve White: Here comes Blaise! Here she comes!
Chuck Thompson: Why are you excited! They can’t win if Nick Rissi wont play fair!
Blaise comes into the match but Savannah out of nowhere hits her with Pounce! Dan Carter gets up and she hits him with Pounce as well! The fans are confused but Savannah just flips Nick Rissi off and rolls out of the ring, walking back up the ramp and leaving the match…
Steve White: What!? Savannah took both Blaise and Carter down and now she’s leaving the match. I guess I can respect that she wanted no part of this but she’s left Carter alone there.
Chuck Thompson: She knew she couldn’t hit Nick with Pounce seeing as he’s technically staff so she just flipped him off. That’s class. She should still remember that she has Conner Creed at Last Rites.
Blaise and Carter get up and she dropkicks him right in the head! He goes down and Blaise covers him but Nick refuses to count. The fans suddenly break out into cheers as Joanna Rissi runs down the ramp, ready to count the fall but Carter kicks out just as she slides in.
Steve White: It’s Joanna Rissi! She’s going to bring justice to this match and Nick Rissi isn’t happy!
Chuck Thompson: Wait… She’s the GM not the guest ref tonight! This is unfair! This is unfair for Carter! Get her out of here!
Nick stops Joanna from getting any closer to the match and the two argue. Blaise picks up Carter but Carter unloads some big lefts and rights on her! Carter takes her out with a big lariat then springs off of the top rope and hits her with a moonsault! He hooks her legs and Nick slides over to make a quick count!
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Silver leaps over the top rope and lands on them just in time! Nick Rissi is furious that Silver just ruined everything! Nick Rissi starts stomping out Silver Kazama and the fans all start booing him! Nick bounces off of the ropes then curbstomps Silver’s head right into the mat! Silver rolls over, hurt and bleeding as Nick goes back to stomping him out near the apron!
Steve White: This is too much! We’re supposed to be having a main event here!
Suddenly DGS’ music hits and he starts to come down the ramp, looking directly at Nick Rissi! Nick backs off then gestures for DGS to come inside and get his ass whipping! DGS gets closer to the ring but Nick Rissi rolls out of the ring and vaults the barricade, escaping through the crowd! The fans boo him as DGS comes up to the apron and looks at the beaten, bleeding and semi conscious Silver Kazama struggling on the apron. Silver is incapable of defending himself so DGS turns his back on him for now and leaves…
Steve White: DGS came out and pretty much saved Silver from Nick Rissi! This is confusing folks… Our ref is gone though!
Chuck Thompson: The match is still going Steve!
Carter gets up and sees Nick Rissi gone. He turns around to see what’s going on but Blaise is there to greet him with a Soporose! The fans go wild and all get to their feet! Blaise covers him and Joanna makes the count!
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Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Silver Kazama and the EHWF Champion… Blaise!
Steve White: She did it! Bah Gawd she did it! She over came the odds and still won! She’s incredible!
Blaise gets up and gets her arm raised as her music plays. She looks around and Nick Rissi is nowhere to be seen. She spots a struggling and bloody Silver on the edge of the ring. The fans cheer as Blaise chooses to help him up.
Steve White: Well it’s been an incredible night! It’s been amazing coming off of Revenge but next week will be the last week before Last Rites!
Chuck Thompson: I’d like to see that bitch ass Nick Rissi bounce back from this!
Steve White: It’s been an incredible night ladies and gents. Thanks for joining us! Don’t miss next week! Goodnight!
We fade out from Blaise celebrating with the crowd to the EHWF Logo ending the show.