Post by EHWF Management on Jul 12, 2015 7:14:57 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off in the arena and the official opening theme song of EHWF Friday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Mayhem! After last week we have a lot that needs to be explained and answered! SCORPION RETURNED! He came back and he put Jason Dave down for ruining our main event at Trial of Tears! Now it looks like they’re on a crash course for Scars and Stripes and unfortunately it looks like because of Dave, Ryan Morgan is headed to the biggest stage of all as our champion!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right! Our former illustrious leader returned to save us from the asshole tsunami that is Jason Dave and now heads are gonna roll! The only one that walked out scot-free was Ryan Morgan but tonight he’ll team with Savannah to take on the tag team champions Blaise and Scott Wilson in a Champions vs. Champions main event! That is going to be incredible!
Steve White: That it is but we can’t forget Chris Dunn’s triumphant return to EHWF last week when he attacked both Sykes and Hannah Walters and embarrassed them after Sykes’ big win! Dunn will team with his wife Ella Caan to take on Zoe McDraven and James Champ in our co main event which should be amazing!
Chuck Thompson: The EHWF has announced it will introduce a new title at Scars and Stripes in a big Feast or Fired match! After Silver returned last week he’ll compete in a qualifier for that very match against Luciano Capasso and Van Jam while Conner Creed will also try to qualify against Judge!
Steve White: I wonder who will qualify! I wonder how many will compete in Feast or Fired! I wonder what the new title will be! Anyway Chuck, I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop before Scars and Stripes! Lets start the show!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the opening match.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
Madison Murdock comes out as her music plays. She makes her way down the ramp and gets in the ring waiting for her opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Madison Murdock!
Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… Jason Dave!
Clear eyes are quickly getting blurry
The arena would become pitch black - while black and red strobe lights danced throughout the arena. The opening chords to "Dead Soul" would bellow throughout the arena, as the fans began to stir in excitement. Stepping through the single slitted black curtain would be a man who needed no introduction, "The Blue Eyed Devil", Bill Ryder. He stood at the base of the ramp, his eyes remained focused and pointed forward - sending a direct message that he was here for a war. His dark blue eyes took a moment, scanning the packed arena, just before the Devil himself slid a smirk across his poisonous lips. He was seen in a black "The Blue Eyed Devil" t-shirt. His lower body was shown displaying red and black tights, black and red fox motor cross gloves, black knee pads that stretched over both knees which connected to his black and red kick-padded boots. He also wore plain red bandana - which was stretched over his mouth and nose. The once two-time North American Champion would make his way slowly down the ramp. He showed no emotion, and absolutely zero fear, as he slowly entered the ring by sliding in underneath the bottom rope. He would slowly crawl to the center of the ring - where he prompted himself to one knee, while keeping his head lowered. From here he would slowly spread his arms, raising them slowly, along with his head. His eyes now piercing forward in the direction of the entrances ramp, as he eagerly awaited his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… first… Bill Ryder!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the black curtain out onto the stage with his arms opened wide followed by Hannah Walters, who is holding the EHWF Junior Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two begin making their way down the ramp as a wave of boos comes crashing over them. Eli Sykes embraces the hate from the fans with a smile on his face. The pair reach the ring, and make their way towards the corner. Sykes and Walters climb the steel steps and walk along the apron. Sykes sits on the middle rope and grips the top rope, opening the ropes so Hannah can easily access the ring. Sykes steps between the middle and top ropes himself and stops in the middle of the ring. He spreads his arms out again as Hannah Walters stands beside him holding the Junior Heavyweight Championship high above her head. Hannah than hands the championship belt over to Eli Sykes and he hoists the title into the air before handing it over to the referee. Hannah and Eli share a brief embrace followed by Hannah planting a kiss of his cheek before exiting the ring. Eli Sykes menacingly stalks the ring, back and forth while waiting for the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… He is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Madison locks up with Bill! Madison knees Bill in the gut then proceeds to smack him in the back with big forearms! Bill elbows Madison in the face then rams her in the corner and starts hitting her with big corner thrusts! Eli Sykes encourages Bill Ryder as Bill hits back hard! Madison pounds Bill on the back and gets out of it! Bill runs at her again but she jumps up in the corner and Bill runs into a boot! Madison gets out of the corner and follows up on Bill with a big swinging neckbreaker then takes time to recover.
Steve White: These two teams have a lot going for them right now but the winner of this one will walk away with a lot of momentum!
Chuck Thompson: Jason Dave and Madison Murdock are hall of famers if Bill Ryder and Eli Sykes can pick up a win over them then this place is going to go off the hook! Eli Sykes and Bill Ryder will prove a lot if they can win here!
Madison picks Bill up and knees him in the gut the pulls him in, hitting a big DDT! Madison wants a cover but Bill rolls around on the mat avoiding it! She picks him up and gets him in a headlock but he comes back with big elbows to the side and Madison lets go. Bill presses her off of the ropes then hits her with a mighty lariat when she comes running back! Bill walks over and stomps Madison out for a moment before holding her up and tagging in Eli Sykes!
Steve White: Madison controlling many aspects of this match but here comes Eli Sykes! This match is looking great Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: There is a lot of action in this one! Two villainous asshole teams fighting each other! It’s a unique match and it’s not disappointing Steve!
Eli comes in as Bill holds Madison and Eli hits Madison with a big right hand to the face! Madison drops to the mat and Eli holds his arms out to booing fans. Eli stands on Madison’s hair and pulls her up by her arms as she screams! The ref stops Eli and they go to the corner and argue as Madison gets to her feet! Eli comes over and swings a lariat but she ducks it and boots Eli in the gut! Madison bounces off of the ropes and follows up with a diving shoulder block!
Steve White: Eli Sykes was creating some distance in this one but Madison just slowed him down right there! This is an action packed opener Chuck, you gotta be happy with this one!
Chuck Thompson: I love to hate both of these teams and so do these fans and I think that’s what makes this so interesting to watch. Eli Sykes is looking pissed off right now. That’s the last look you want to see in this guy!
Madison gets up and pulls Eli to his feet. She goes for a DDT but he lifts her up and tosses her over with a big back bodydrop! Eli takes a moment to recover. Both get up but both don’t tag out! They lock up in the center of the ring and Madison scoops Eli up on her shoulder but he slides off her back and shoves her into the corner then follows up with a running backsplash! Madison falls out of the corner and Sykes tags in Bill Ryder!
Steve White: Bill Ryder coming back into this one after a quick tag from Eli Sykes! They’re working together really well and that might be the difference maker in this contest!
Chuck Thompson: Eli was able to bring control back to his team and now he’s releasing Ryder to follow up for him!
Bill runs in and kicks Madison in the side on the mat while Sykes holds her. Sykes gets out of the ring and Bill picks Madison up but she elbows him in the face and makes a desperate dash to the corner! She tags in Dave and Dave springs over the top rope and starts bashing Bill in the head with big right hands on the mat! Bill tosses him off of him! They get up and run at each other with Bill swinging but missing! Dave turns him around and boots him in the gut then follows up with a big snap suplex! Jason Dave flips off the fans then bounces off of the ropes and hits Bill with a big legdrop! Bill rolls on the mat in pain as Jason comes to cover him but Bill swats a quick kick to Jason’s head as he leans down! Bill rolls to the corner and tags in Eli Sykes! Jason turns around and Eli vaults over the top rope onto Jason and takes him down to the mat as the two trade blows!
Steve White: Dave and Sykes are trading huge shots! Neither man can get one over on the other and I think Sykes is a little shocked right now!
Chuck Thompson: He should be! Jason Dave has balls and he shouldn’t be underestimated! After all he’s a guy who picked a fight with one of the most powerful forces in EHWF!
Sykes gets up and swings at Jason but Jason ducks him and hits Sykes with a neckbreaker! Jason covers Sykes quickly!
1…
KICK OUT!
Sykes gets up and Jason pulls him in for a power move but Sykes flips his legs out and drops him back first on the mat then pulls him up and hits him with a catapult in the corner! The fans love the action as Sykes goes to follow up by choking Jason against the ropes but the ref comes over and stops him. Eli and the ref argue and Jason gets up but Bill runs over as the ref is distracted and blindsides Jason, clotheslining him from the apron! The fans boo and Madison tries to tell the ref but he isn’t hearing it. Jason gets up and Eli boots him in the gut then hoists him on his back!
Steve White: No! Eli’s got him! This is it! This is it!
Chuck Thompson: It’s all over!
Jason slides off of Eli’s shoulders then turns him around and goes for Shattered Dreams but Eli twists out of it and gets Jason up for Syke Out only to have Dave drop down and try and reverse it into Reality Check! Sykes struggles before impact and the two hit the turnbuckle! Sykes quickly reverses Dave’s grasp into Brain Drill! The fans love the action as Sykes covers Dave!
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Bill Ryder and the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Eli Sykes!
Steve White: A great match! Bill Ryder and Eli Sykes prove a lot tonight!
Bill and Eli get up and celebrate but their celebration is cut short as Step Up by Drowning Pool hits and every fan in the arena goes berserk with cheers! Bill and Eli look at each other and decide they want no part of Scorpion just yet so they slide out of the ring and make their way to the barricade.
Steve White: SCORPION! Scorpion’s music has hit but where is he! Listen to how loud these fans are Chuck!!
Scorpion’s music continues as Madison tries to revive Dave on the mat! Dave somewhat regains his bearings but Scorpion’s music just stops and Dave and Madison look out confused as the former EHWF owner doesn’t appear.
Steve White: WHAT THE FUCK!
Chuck Thompson: OH SHIT!
The fans start to scream as sand and little black specks fall from the roof above Dave and Madison! Dave and Madison get covered in the flying contents and as the camera pans closer to them we see that the little black specks are actual scorpions!
Steve White: BAH GAWD!!
Fans: Ohhh shiiit!
Dave and Murdock notice the scorpions covering them and they freak out. Violently brushing them off and trying to escape the ring but the sand prevents them from doing so efficiently! Madison rolls out of the ring and drops to the outside, making her way to the bottom of the ramp as she brushes scorpions off of her and out of her hair! Dave is still in the ring, struggling in the sand as it buries him! Dave is able to dive out of the ring and roll to safety as he shakes scorpions off of him!
Chuck Thompson: Scorpion! You sick, sick man! He’s trying to get inside Jason Dave head and I think he just scared everyone half to death!
Dave and Murdock back up the ramp together away from the ring. They look up as the tron booms to life and Dave’s shock turns to anger. Scorpion’s mask surrounded by darkness is the only thing that appears on the screen as the fans go nuts.
Scorpion: If you can’t take a sting… Stay out of the Scorpion’s nest…
The tron flickers off and Dave rages on the ramp. The fans go wild as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is ready to announce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall and it is the first qualifier for the Scars and Stripes... Feast or Fired Match!
The lights in the arena go dim as “I Don’t Work Hard” by Kevin Gates begins to blare through the sound system as Judge blasts through the curtain with tremendous energy. He runs back and forth on the stage interacting with the hyped up crowd before he begins walking at a steady pace down the ramp.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first from Yuilee, Florida, weighing in at three hundred and one pounds… Judge!
The fans erupt into a cheer, but the cheers stop suddenly when Judge is thrown to the ground by his opponent, Conner Creed. Judge rolls over to the barricade to try and help himself up, but Creed is unrelenting in his assault.
Steve White: Oh, come on! Creed with the sneak attack to get one up on Judge. What a coward!
Chuck Thompson: Hey, always watch your back around here. Hey, if you want my personal opinion, I’d say Creed is being smart.
Steve White: But to blindside your opponent before the match has even started? Give me a break, Chuck.
Creed begins burying his boot into the side of Judges head, over and over. Creed stops momentarily and begins rummaging underneath the ring, in search of something. Finally, Creed retreats from under the ring with a steel chain in hand. He begins whipping the chain along any easily hittable target, whether it be Judges head, ribs, back, or legs. Creed eventually wraps the chain around Judge’s throat pulls it back until his eyes rolled into the back of his head. Judge lies motionless, but Creed continues the abuse before lifting the carcass up and dragging him to the ring.
Steve White: This is hard to watch, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Maybe for you, Steve. Me? This is entertainment. Conner Creed was screwed out of the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship at Trial of Tears and he’s letting all of these people, especially Judge, know how unhappy he is about it.
In the ring, Conner Creed tosses Judge into the corner and approaches the referee, yelling at the top of his lungs.
Conner Creed: Start the fucking match!
The referee insists that Judge isn’t able to compete and tries to reason with Creed, who instead shoves the referee and demands that the match be started. In fear of his own well-being, he signals to the timekeeper to ring the bell.
DING DING DING!
Before the third ring, Creed was already on top of the already battered Judge.
Chuck Thompson: Pure brutality! That is what I love to see out of these EHWF superstars!
Steve White: Well, it’s sickening if you ask me. Did Creed really want to qualify for Feast or Fired like this?
Conner Creed doesn’t allow a single breath to escape Judge's lungs. Constant attack, stomps to the body and kicks to the side of the head. Creed grabs a handful of Judges hair and lifts him to his feet, only to send him face first back into the match. While Judge lies face down on the mat, Creed raises his right foot and slams his boot right into the back of Judge’s skull. He does it once more, then a third time. Using the same foot, Creed kicks Judge in the side, turning him over on to his back. Again, Creed lifts Judge to his feet, but this time Judge attempts to fight back by throwing very weak, fatigued shots at Creed who just eats them with a smile. Creed slaps Judge across the face causing him to stumble back. Creed takes off in a sprint towards the ropes, bouncing off and deflecting right back at Judge who has recovered from the slap only to get nearly decapitated by a Clothesline from Hell. The velocity of the clothesline causes Judge to flip twice while in flight before all three hundred pounds came crashing back down to Earth.
Steve White: Bah God! Quite possibly the most devastating Clothesline from Hell we have ever seen from Conner Creed. He nearly killed judge with that one!
Chuck Thompson: What do you mean nearly, Steve? Judge isn’t moving. This is awesome!
Creed rests against the ropes before going for a cover. The referee slides down next to them, making sure Judges shoulders are on the mat.
1...
2...
...
Before the referee could strike the mat for the third time, Conner Creed lifts Judges left shoulder from the mat, causing the match to continue.
Steve White: You have got to be kidding me. You have the damn match won! Just end it already! You qualified, why continue to kill this guy!
Chuck Thompson: What are you talking about Steve? Don’t listen to him Creed. We want blood!
Conner Creed shakes Judge with his foot, but there is no reaction from Judge. Creed laughs happily with what he has done. He hooks his arms underneath Judges and lifts the big man back to his feet once again. Judge, who is barely standing on his own, stumbles back and forth for a moment only to be railed by another huge Clothesline from Hell. Judges head violently snaps back, his crown nearly touching his back. He falls to the mat, unconscious. Creed stands to his feet and bends down to where he is face to face with judge. He yells some disparaging remarks to judge before spitting in his face. Creed then falls over onto his back across the torso of Judge. The referee hesitates to count, but Creed signals him. The referee slides down and makes a quick count.
1...
2...
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the first entrant into Feast or Fired! Conner Creed!
Conner Creed celebrates in the middle of the ring with a smile on his face.
Steve White: I apologize ladies and gentlemen. That was extremely hard to watch.
Chuck Thompson: Judge is a piece of shit. He had this one coming! Creed is the first entrant into Feast or Fired and he'll get to see his first Scars and Stripes opponent later tonight!
Conner Creed rolls Judge out of the ring to waiting EMT's as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!!
RNRG’s music hits and he instantly sprints out to the ring, trying to avoid the boos and garbage the fans pelt at him! RNRG trips before he gets to the ring and gets covered in garbage, food and beverages and even gets a battery to the head. RNRG slides in the ring and calls out his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... RNRG!
Problem' by Natalia Kills begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And next... Hannah Walters!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and RNRG starts taunting around Hannah Walters as she stares at him. RNRG swings but Hannah tilts out of the way then uppercuts him in the chest! RNRG coughs out some blood as he falls to his knees and the fans cheer! Hannah follows up with some quick kicks and knees to his face and head while he's down! Hannah pulls RNRG to his feet then tosses him in the corner and follows up with a perfectly executed backflip elbow! The fans cheer as RNRG falls face down on the mat!
Steve White: Son of a bitch! Hannah Walters is brutalising RNRG right here! She's freaking breaking him in half!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah has no respect! RNRG was her old boss and look at what she's doing to him right now! No respect at all!
Hannah picks RNRG up and headbutts him back into the corner! He runs up and leaps onto him then brings him down for a hurricanrana! RNRG screams in pain as he rolls out of the ring and starts limping up the ramp. The fan boo him and pelt him with garbage. They start cheering as Hannah Walters slides out of the ring and gives chase! RNRG sees and starts sprinting up the ramp but Hannah is much faster and elbows him in the back of the neck! RNRG falls down and she grabs him by his dirty hair and pulls him up, scooping him on her back. She takes a run up and runs RNRG's head into the ringpost!
Steve White: RNRG's head is bleeding horribly right now! He has a head would all across his forehead! This is horrible!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah isn't the only one showing RNRG disrespect. These fans are hating on him right now!!
Hannah rolls a bleeding RNRG back into the ring. She slides in and runs up, kicking him hard in the ribs! RNRG coughs and chokes on the mat, trying to control his bleeding forehead! Hannah hoists him up on her shoulders and hits him with a powerslam as RNRG yells in pain. Hannah Walters looks down at him and shakes her head in disgust as the fans cheer at a hurt RNRG.
Steve White: That's enough! Just end this Hannah, this is really too much. RNRG is crying right now.
Chuck Thompson: RNRG IS CRYING! She made his bitch ass cry Steve!
RNRG gets to a knee, begging for Hannah to end the match. Hannah nods and grabs RNRG by the jaw and hits him with a right hand! RNRG stumbles against the ropes then eventually falls victim to Hannah's Lullaby! RNRG is out on the mat and Hannah sits on top of him, bashing his head with rights and lefts until the ref comes over and stops it.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: RNRG is no longer able to compete therefore… your winner… Hannah Walters!
Steve White: Well... Hannah Walters just easily beat RNRG to a bloody pulp without breaking a nail…
Chuck Thompson: And she looked damn fine doing it as well. Fuck RNRG he’s a cocksucker.
Hannah shakes her head in disgust as she leaves the ring to her music and medics rush in to check on RNRG’s condition. We fade out.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a ladder match and the winner will qualify for Feast or Fired at Scars and Stripes!!
All the lights in the arena go out as it's pitch black. Better Than You by "Metallica" hits hard over the PA system as Luciano walks out from behind the stage. He then walks down the ramp way flexing his muscles as he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Luciano then walks up the steps and enters inside the ring through the middle ropes. Once he is in the ring all the lights come on has he just stands in the middle of the ring awaiting his opposition.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Luciano Capasso!
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “Back For More" by Five Finger Death Punch hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “Back For More" fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And next... Silver Kazama!
Van Jam’s music hits and he runs out down the ramp! He gets in the ring and does some theatrics, completely ignoring his opponents then waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Van Jam!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and Van Jam quickly runs out of the ring and grabs a ladder. He slides in the ring and gets up but Luciano clotheslines him to the mat and steals the ladder. Luciano hoists the ladder up but Silver dropkicks the ladder into him! Silver gets up and locks up with Luciano! Luciano hits Silver with big shots but Silver elbows Luciano in the face with a big elbow then whips Luciano into the corner and follows up with a big corner clothesline! Silver sets up the ladder under the case and starts to climb! Luciano notices and approaches the ladder but Silver catches him in the corner of his eye and leaps off the ladder about half way up and hits Luciano with a crossbody!
Steve White: Silver Kazama leaping off of that ladder with a crossbody right onto Luciano! It’s good to see Silver back in EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: Tonight he gets a big opportunity to enter Feast or Fired but it wont be easy! Van Jam will make sure he fails.
Silver picks up Luciano and scoopslams him right onto the fallen ladder. Silver follows up by springing off of the second rope and hitting a moonsault on Luciano while he’s on the ladder! The fans scream with cheers as Luciano rolls out in pain and Silver picks up the ladder! Silver sets up the ladder but as he gets his boot on the first rung…
…VAN JAMINATOR!
Steve White: Ohhh! SHIT! Man! Van Jaminator out of nowhere and Silver is done and finished! He wont be going to Scars and Stripes let alone Feast or Fired after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Van Jam out of nowhere with that career ender and it looks like VJ is going to get that qualification to be in that match at Scars and Stripes!
Van Jam triumphantly climbs the ladder but Luciano runs over and pushes the ladder over! Van Jam screams and plummets down to the outside, hitting the ground and knocking himself out! Luciano looks pleased with himself as he pushes the ladder back up! Silver comes back in from the outside and the fans look on in shock, unclear how he survived the Van Jaminator. Silver tosses a small step ladder at Luciano! Luciano catches it and Silver fly-kicks it in his face! The fans cheer as Luciano falls to his knees! Silver picks up the step ladder and bashes it over his head! Luciano is down and bleeding and Silver rolls him out of the ring and starts adjusting the ladder under the briefcase!
Steve White: Ohhh! Silver just beat Luciano over the damn head and kicked his ass! Silver is gonna do it!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t just beat Silver down like that man! He’s a hall of famer and a former world champion. He wants this match and redemption more than anything right now!
Silver finishes adjusting the ladder and starts climbing. Just as he gets to the top Van Jam starts climbing and the fans go nuts! Silver is an inch away from unhooking the case but Van Jam reaches the top and hits Silver with a big blow to the head! Silver punches back but Van Jam grabs the case and pushes it into Silver’s head! They teeter on top of the ladder and continue to fight but Luciano sets up a ladder right next to them and starts climbing!
Steve White: Luciano is going around the other way while Silver and Van Jam fight! This guy is gonna get that case Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: All three men are up there! It looks like it’s going to get messy!
As Van Jam and Silver continue to hit each other, Luciano sneaks up on his own ladder and grabs the case! Silver fires a kick at him and slows him down but Van Jam hits Silver! Silver hits Van Jam back and their ladder falls over! Van Jam goes down with the ladder but Silver leaps off and jumps onto Luciano’s ladder, knocking Luciano off the ladder! The briefcase swings back and Silver grabs it and unhooks it as the fans go nuts!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and qualifying for Feast or Fired… Silver Kazama!
Chuck Thompson: He did it! I knew he could do it!
Silver holds the briefcase high above his head on the top of the ladder as the fans cheer…
Chuck Thompson: WAIT! WAIT!
Bill Ryder slides in the ring with Eli Sykes! The fans boo. Silver notices but he can’t do anything as Bill grabs the ladder and pushes it over, sending Silver crashing on the outside! Eli Sykes laughs maniacally as Bill looks down as a hurt Silver on the outside.
Steve White: Eli Sykes and Bill Ryder just crashed the damn party and took out Silver!
Chuck Thompson: Bill Ryder didn’t even think twice when he sent Silver flying off that ladder!
Refs and producers check on Silver as he tries to get to his feet. Bill and Eli back up the ramp as Bill stares out at the scene he just caused. We fade out to a commercial.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen... Please welcome... Your EHWF Champion... Ryan Morgan!
Morgan's music hits as every fan starts to boo wildly! Morgan appears at the top of the stage and they throw garbage at him. Morgan shrugs it off and continues to the ring. He snatches the mic from Patricia and stands in the center, waiting a while for the boos to quiet down.
Ryan Morgan: How ya doin' EHWF? How is everyone out there!?
Steve White: Oh please...
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a fucking douche. He spends more time flapping his gums than actually fighting.
Ryan Morgan waits until the deafening boos start to quiet down but they take a while.
Ryan Morgan: Who out there saw EHWF Trial of Tears huh!? Who saw that idiot Jason Dave try and jack my win and who saw Scorpion return and kick his arse!? Huh!?
The fans cheer for that but go back to wildly booing Morgan as he sways around in the ring with the EHWF Championship belt.
Ryan Morgan: Bottom line mates... I did EXACTLY what I said I was gonna fuckin' do and walked out of Trial of Tears the EHWF Champion and NO ONE could do a damn thing about it! Not one pathetic little insect backstage could do anything to stop the most talked about and popular superstar in EHWF!
Steve White: Most popular? Does he hear these boos right now, Chuck?
Morgan laughs in the ring as he gets more and more boos.
Ryan Morgan: Think about it! I'm all anyone talks about! The fans on social media all talk about ME! All these superstars and divas all talk about ME! On Twitter in Facebook, in interviews on EHWF.com and in their dull and boring depressing crap they force feed you each week they call promos! It all revolves around RYAN MORGAN!
Chuck Thompson: H-He... Well he makes a good point there but he's still a douche...
We can barely hear the broadcast team as the fans go apeshit with boos in their rage.
Ryan Morgan: You all know it's true and this title here us enough to prove that! That's why there is no reason to ever defend this title again! I proved everything and everything and that is why I will not be defending this baby at Scars and Stripes! Instead I'm putting in for a personal day!
Steve White: What? He hasn't proven a thing! He can't just say he's not defending at the biggest event of the year...
Morgan smirks as he holds onto the ropes.
Ryan Morgan: And if any of you have a problem with that you can go and fu...
Suddenly Headlines hits the PA and the fans completely change to berserk cheers as they jump to their feet! Michael and Joanna Rissi make their way out and down the ramp as Morgan stops and backs himself back in the ring.
Steve White: It's Michael and Joanna! The Rissi Family are out here finally and they're confronting Morgan!
Michael and Joanna get in the ring and they both grab mics as Morgan leans up against the ropes with an arrogant smirk on his face.
Joanna Rissi: Clearly you'll have to defend the EHWF Championship at Scars and Stripes 7... You can't be that stupid Morgan... Really...
Morgan shakes his head and raises his finger with a smile as the fans laugh.
Ryan Morgan: Why's that love? I've shown that I'm undefeatable for this chunk of gold. I own this title now. Just let everyone from Silver Kazama to Eli Sykes keep obsessing over Ryan Morgan and raise my stock and give me the night off at S&S 7...
Joanna Rissi: No... I think you're going to defend... Whether you want to or not... Every match you've had either defending the title or with the title involved somehow has been a mess. I mean, you even lost it briefly for a night! You haven't proven a thing!
The fans cheer and laugh as Morgan slumps back onto the ropes with an arrogant expression on his face.
Michael Rissi: Morgan... EHWF is facing the biggest boom of it's time right now. Guys like DGS, David Arnold and Mike Maddox are gone for good and the elite spots on the roster are brimming with real talent now! Of course you're going to have to defend at Scars and Stripes... What are you, fucking stupid?
Morgan rolls his eyes.
Joanna Rissi: And who better to defend against than...
Michael suddenly stops Joanna.
Michael Rissi: Whoa... Hold up... You don't get to pick, I get to pick! I run this joint...
Joanna Rissi: But... I'm General Manager...
Michael Rissi: But I'm technically the Owner...
Joanna Rissi: But... I'm your wife...
Steve White: Hmm... She got him there!
Michael Rissi stops for a second and thinks as Morgan looks at both of them, very confused.
Michael Rissi: Ok wait... I've got an idea hun. You pick someone and I pick someone. We have two top talents go to the main event with Morgy here.
Ryan Morgan: You wot? Are you havin' a fucking laugh mate? I gotta defend against two muppets? Seriously...
Joanna Rissi: Hmm... That's a good idea. You pick one... I pick one and we have a triple threat in the main event of Scars and Stripes! I love it.
Ryan Morgan: Oi... Come on love. Don't do this. Talk some sense into your man, he's clearly not thinking straight.
Michael and Joanna fail to acknoledge a desperate Morgan beside them in the ring.
Joanna Rissi: All right, you pick first.
Michael Rissi: FINE! My choice... Going to the Scars and Stripes main event to fight Morgan for the EHWF Championship is a man who has tried longer than anyone else in this company to accomplish this goal! Is a man who has been here the longest and is a hall of famer with the drive and ambition of a warrior... That man is... SCOTT WILSON!
The fans cheer and roar with excitement as Morgan raises his eyebrow and grins.
Steve White: What!? Scott Wilson! The Tag Team Champion who has been on a roll lately and even defeated James Champ last week at Trial of Tears is going to face Ryan Morgan for the EHWF Championship! What an announcement!
Chuck Thompson: Morgan and Wilson are opponents tonight in that big Champions vs Champions tag team match! Now they're going to both go to the biggest stage of them all for the biggest prize of them all! The fans are going nuts!
Morgan rolls his eyes and shakes his head, completely fed up.
Joanna Rissi: Good choice... I have to say that is a very good choice darling.
Joanna brushes Michael's shoulder and sarcastically nods at Morgan as she makes her way out of the ring. Morgan and Michael are both confused as are the fans.
Michael Rissi: Where are you going? Choose someone...
Joanna Rissi: Oh I'm going to choose someone. Someone very good but right now I'm going to figure some things out. I'm going to let these fans anticipate it and most of all I'm going to make Ryan Morgan sweat for a little while, while he wonders who it is I'm going to pick...
Ryan Morgan: I don't care...
Morgan looks a little antsy as Joanna walks off up the ramp.
Ryan Morgan: JUST TELL ME WHO IT IS!
Joanna walks off as Headlines starts playing again. Michael Rissi shrugs at Morgan as he leaves the ring. Morgan is left inside with the title belt looking pissed off.
Steve White: Well there you have it... Morgan will defend the EHWF Championship in a triple threat match. One of his opponents will be Scott Wilson and the other is TBA!
Chuck Thompson: Morgan doesn't look happy but that already sounds like a sweet match! I can't wait to find out who that final participant is!
Morgan flips off the fans as we pan to Patricia Downs.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a mixed tag team match set for one fall!!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Zoe McDraven!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK – SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And next her partner... James Champ!
"Top of the World" – CFO$ begins to play over the speakers of the arena's PA system and the arena is filled with pink, orange and yellow lights. The people get onto their feet and start cheering loudly as they await the arrival of an amazing starlet. Ella Caan comes bounding out from backstage with her hands raised high above her head and a huge smile upon her face. She reaches the top of the stage and poses but jutting her right leg out to the side with her left knee bent and pointing her right finger high into the sky as her golden yellow hair cascades down past her shoulders.
Ella puts her arms down but her huge smile doesn't fade as she walks down the ramp towards the ring, pointing out to the fans before slapping the hands of a few at the bottom of the ramp. She then heads off to the right side of the ring and hops onto the ring apron, puts her back to the ropes and smiles as she points out to the crowd before stepping through the middle and top ropes. Ella then heads over to the turnbuckle and climbs onto the second rung, kissing her two fingers before raising her hand in the air again with a wink. She then hopes down off the turnbuckle as her theme fades.
Patricia Downs: And now… their opponents… First… Ella Caan!
The opening roar of "Say it to My Face" by Downstait is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Joining him on the stage is none other than his wife – Ella Caan as she claps for Chris seen wearing a beautiful dress. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and both of them proceed to twerk – to the delight of both the female and male fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet bleach blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum before taking a quick look over at Ella. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Ella followed closely behind Chris waving at the fans and blowing the occasional kiss towards them. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark black and pink "Show Stealer" muscle shirt and matching hoodie and threw the shirt into the crowd before beginning to strut around the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… Chris Dunn!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Chris Dunn goes to lock up with James Champ but instead dropkicks him in the chest and sends him down to the mat! James Champ scrambles back up to his feet only to get a superkick to the head! Champ is down, the fans scream with cheers and Dunn covers Champ!
1…
2…
NO!
Zoe McDraven quickly breaks it up, as Champ is shocked. Dunn gets up and waits for Champ. Champ is pissed and the two lock up as Champ hits Dunn with big knees to the gut! Dunn elbows Champ in the face then springs off of the rope, hitting Champ with a big springboard elbow!
Steve White: Chris Dunn was off to an amazing start right there but Zoe McDraven managed to save her team from a quick loss!
Chuck Thompson: Dunn got one over on Eli Sykes and his Ex Hannah Walters last week and he’s looking to build huge momentum for when he takes Eli on again! Can he and Ella get the job done tonight!
Champ gets up as Dunn brings him to the corner! Champ puts his boot up then bounces Dunn’s head off of the corner! The fans cheer as Champ keeps bouncing Dunn’s head off the corner but Dunn elbows Champ in the face and sidekicks him in the gut! Dunn wants Heartbreaker but Champ avoids it Champ follows up on Dunn with a big lariat! Champ lines him up for a finisher of his own but Dunn hits Champ with an Enziguri! Champ is down again and the fans love the action as Dunn builds huge momentum! Dunn lines Champ up as he gets up but Champ sprints off and takes Dunn down with a massive spear! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Spear! Spear!
Chuck Thompson: Champ damn near speared Dunn in half bah gawd! He creates some distance with that one!
Champ is able to stop Dunn’s control of the match and is able to dive to Zoe for the tag! Zoe runs in and takes Dunn down with a shoulder block then gets back up and takes him down again! Zoe lines Dunn up but he gets behind her and goes for Heartbreaker! She’s able to grab onto the ropes and avoid being brought down to her demise! Dunn hits the mat and Zoe runs at him but they clothesline each other! Zoe gets back up and goes to grab Dunn but he somersaults over her back and tags in Ella! The fans are going wild!
Steve White: Here comes Ella Caan!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe and Ella! Finally! Shut up Steve and let me watch these two go at it!
Ella slaps Zoe across the face and boots her in the midsection! Zoe comes back with a rough roundhouse to the back of Ella’s head and sends her to her knees! Zoe grabs Ella and follows up with a big DDT into the mat then covers her!
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
Ella kicks out much to the surprise of Zoe who shakes her head as she picks Ella up!
Steve White: She couldn’t put Ella down!
Chuck Thompson: Big offence from both ladies but Zoe smells blood in the water here!
Zoe gets Ella up on her shoulder but Ella elbows her in the head then drops down and dropkicks Zoe to the mat! They get up and Ella gets Zoe in a headlock then right hands Zoe in the forehead! Zoe pushes Ella into the corner hard then runs at her but Ella jumps up and boots Zoe in the face! Zoe falls back and Ella grapples with her but Zoe slaps Ella and is able to tag in Champ! The fans cheer as Champ goes to attack Ella but the lights go out!
Steve White: What?! The lights are out dammit!
Chuck Thompson: What is this!? I can’t see a thing!
The lights flicker back on and Brandon Bash stands in-between Champ and Ella! Champ looks shocked as Brandon boots him in the gut and starts pounding him with big right hands! Brandon gets Champ on the mat and starts digging the boots in with big stomps!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners via Disqualification… James Champ and Zoe McDraven!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Brandon Bash! Brandon Bash! He ruined this damn match!
Chuck Thompson: This has been coming for a long time though! Bash wants Champ and Champ wants Bash! It’s on!
Zoe runs in to help out Champ but she gets taken out with a clothesline! Brandon starts stomping Champ again but a pissed off Dunn and Caan confronts the former Board Member! Before Dunn is able to throw a punch, Eli Sykes music hits and Eli and Hannah come down the ramp!
Steve White: Eli and Hannah are out here! Again! It’s on like Donkey Kong now!
Chuck Thompson: Bash is getting out of here!
Bash spits on a downed Champ and rolls out of the ring, escaping through the barricade as Zoe crawls over to Champ and checks on him. As Dunn and Caan go to scale the ramp to confront Sykes and Hannah a sneaky Bill Ryder comes behind them from the crowd and smacks Ella in the back with a steel chair! Dunn turns around to see what happened but Bill cracks Dunn in the skull with the steel chair! The fans boo as Eli Sykes stands at the top of the ramp with a mic
Eli Sykes: Oh boy… What’s wrong Dunn? What happened here? What’s the matter, you don’t like it when you’re ambushed? WELL TOO BAD! You dug your grave last week and now you and your little trick there have to live with it!
The fans boo Eli, Hannah and Bill but Bill wildly flips them all off.
Eli Sykes: You made the biggest mistake of your life last week Dunn! I’m pissed off that tonight isn’t the night that I end you for good… I’m pissed off that I didn’t destroy you when I had the chance… but most of all I’m pissed off that you did what you did last week… I could easily end you right here right now… but I’m going to play with your head first… You’re not going to know when the end is and when it comes you’ll know that crossing me was the biggest mistake you’re your meaningless life…
The PA System hits with Eli’s music as the fans boo and they walk off with the scene fading to commercial.
We come back to the scene where Patricia is ready to introduce the final match of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following main event contest is a champion vs. champion mixed tag team match set for one fall!!
The fans erupt with cheers as Blaise and Scott Wilson make their way down to the ring. They interact with fans on the way down then get in the ring and eye down their opponents waiting for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The Tag Team Champions… Blaise & Scott Wilson!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And now… their opponents… First… The Hardcore Champion… Savannah!
“Shepherd of Fire (Instrumental)" begins to play on the audio system. Boos echo around the arena. Ryan Morgan steps out onto the entrance ramp with the EHWF Championship around his waist. He is wearing black wrestling tights, neon green wrestling boots and a pair of black MMA gloves. He has a black EHWF Mayhem t-shirt on. He strolls down to the ring arrogantly, ignoring the fans who try to pat his back. He enters the battleground and removes the EHWF Championship from his waist. He passes it to the referee and then removes his t-shirt, throwing it onto the outside floor. He has a quiet word with the official and waits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… The EHWF Champion… Ryan Morgan!
DING DING DING!
Savannah and Scott Wilson start things off. They grapple in the middle of the ring and fight for early momentum. Savannah pushes Wilson forwards and then leap frogs him! She comes back off the ropes and goes for a bulldog but Scott Wilson ducks it and hits a reverse neckbreaker! He goes to cover her but she gets an arm up straight away.
Steve White: Interesting start here, Chuck. No doubt Morgan will want to take on his contender for Scars and Stripes Scott Wilson right here right now!
Chuck Thompson: I'm a big fan of Savannah now. That bitch can wrestle and deservedly holds the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
Scott Wilson drags Savannah over and tags in Blaise. The former EHWF Champion enters the ring and stomps Savannah a few times. She climbs to the middle ropes on the turnbuckle and drops off, connecting with a knee to the chest. She stands Savannah up and swings but Savannah drops behind her and dropkicks her towards Ryan Morgan. The EHWF Champion hits Blaise to the ground from the outside of the ropes! Savannah meanwhile dropkicks Scott off the apron!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan and Savannah are working well tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I fucking hate Ryan Morgan but Savannah is my favourite right now, so I want them to get the win!
Savannah approaches Morgan and tags him in. Blaise gets to her feet and looks at Morgan with pure hatred. He smiles and then tags Savannah back in! Blaise is fuming and goes for Savannah with big right hands! Savannah throws them back!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan has caused a situation yet again! I can see him eyeing off Wilson, wanting to take him out before Scars and Stripes!
Savannah jumps on Blaise and starts throwing big hands. Blaise rolls over and starts throwing them back. They keep swapping dominance and throwing big hands, the crowd are loving it, they sound their appreciation. Savannah gets separation from Blaise and stands up. She runs at Blaise but misses the attempted clothesline, as Blaise manages to duck. Blaise catches her on the rebound from the ropes, before hoisting her up and nailing a huge falling botched DDT! She quickly covers Savannah!
1...
2...
Kick out!
Blaise stands Savannah up and goes for Soporose but Savannah counters with a complete shot! Blaise drops to the canvass and Savannah goes for the cover. Blaise gets a quick arm up and then rolls towards the now standing Scott Wilson. She jumps and makes the tag, just before Savannah can stop her. Scott Wilson races into the ring and starts stomping Savannah out. He lifts her up and throws her into the far turnbuckle, near Ryan Morgan. He walks over to her and stops. He looks at Ryan Morgan and starts pointing in his face. Savannah goes for Wilson but Blaise rushes the ring and grabs Savannah, turning her around and hitting a dirty DDT!
Steve White: Shit is going down! By Gawd!
Wilson turns to his partner and whilst he is distracted, Morgan springboards off the ropes and hits a dropkick to both of them, sending them flying! He looks at Savannah and lifts her up. The pair walk towards Blaise and Wilson, looking to end things. Blaise shoots out of nowhere, hitting Soporose on Savannah! Scott Wilson flies at Morgan and hits a Wilson Kick!
Steve White: Soporose! Wilson Kick! These two are incredible!
The crowd roar and Scott Wilson covers the out cold Ryan Morgan!
1...
2...
The referee is taken out by a lad, one of Morgan's minions from back in Leeds! 3 or 4 more lads in tracksuits emerge from the crowd and start beating Blaise and Wilson down!
Steve White: By Gawd! What is going on!?
Chuck Thompson: The lads! That cheating bastard said he had plans and it's obviously these lads!
Ryan Morgan signals to the lads to release Scott Wilson. Savannah with Pounce to Wilson! Ryan Morgan grabs the referees lifeless hand and slams it on the mat three times!
The referee feels Morgan trying to count for him! He shakes himself awake and pulls his arm away. He signals to the sides!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman, the referee has disqualified Ryan Morgan and Savannah! Therefore your winners... The Tag Team Champions... Blaise and Scott Wilson!
Ryan Morgan orders the lads to administer a further beat down. Savannah leaves the ring feeling slightly confused. Ryan Morgan gets the lads to stand up Wilson. He smirks and then hits a White Stunn!
Scott Wilson drops to the mat and the lads swarm him and start kicking him. Morgan looks over at Blaise, who is now on her knees. He grins and bounces off the ropes, hitting a skull shattering Soccerball kick!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan is picking apart the EHWF Tag Team Champions!
He smirks before walking over to the beaten pair. He orders the lads to do one more thing. Two lads pick Blaise up and two pick Scott Wilson up. One lad kicks Blaise in the stomach and the other nails a White Stunn! Then the other pair replicate the action on Scott Wilson! Stomach Kick and a White Stunn!
Steve White: By Gawd! Morgan's minions are White Stunning everything and everyone!
Chuck Thompson: WHITE STUNN! WHITE STUNN! What a move!
Ryan Morgan orders the lads to stand aside. He grins and shouts to the official to bring the EHWF Championship to him. He holds the belt up in the air and his music plays.
Morgan celebrates with some lad as they break out some beers. Morgan turns around though... Somehow Blaise is standing behind him, exhausted but still ready to fight! Morgan can't believe it! Morgan smirks and orders the lads out of the ring as he follows.
Ryan Morgan: Not here... Not now...
Morgan and his boys leave. on the other side of the ring Wilson and Savannah have recovered. Wilson gets Savannah on his back but Blaise leaps into action and hits her with an inverted Soporose right off of Wilson's back! Wilson turns around not expecting it. The fans cheer. Wilson is pissed off and argues with Blaise.
Blaise: Get your head in the game next time!
Scott Wilson: What's your damn problem!
The Main Event aftermath was coming to an end and the long unheard opening notes of Shaman's Harvest' "Broken Dreams" begins to echo through the arena. As the music begins to play several of the figures step out from behind the curtain. Each figure one of the long unseen albino warriors that had been part of Insidious' legacy. Blaise shakes her head at the scene then at Wilson as she rolls out and leave the scene.
Steve Thompson: Where did these guys come from? I thought we had seen the last of them at Sudden Death.
Chuck : Who knows Steve but they are back now."
Indeed they were back and as the warriors move down to the ring one last figure stands on top of the ramp watching for just a moment. This being no other than the returning Aaron Frederick Hudson. After the warriors take place around the ring Aaron steps down the ramp in a cocky self assured manner. A manner that many would actually find to be arrogant.
Steve: Well look who it is.
Chuck: As we heard last week this man was part of an attack that left his tag team partner brutalized.
Steve: We also saw that said partner was still in a coma.
As the competitors in the ring slide out out of the way the warriors move to stop just one. The current EHWF Hardcore Champion Savannah. Once she was the last one in the ring the four albinos jump up onto the ring apron all the while Aaron struts down the ramp and into the ring his eyes looking at her intently. After a moment of glancing about she returns that glare.
Steve: Things are getting interesting Chuck.
Chuck: I am not sure interesting is a good thing with these guys involved.
Aaron climbs the steps and enters the ring with a microphone in hand. Once in the ring he walks towards Savannah until he is only a few feet from her. Once there he lifts the microphone to his lips.
Aaron Frederick Hudson: Congratulations Champ. Looks like we may still get our match after all. Which from what I have heard is something you would love nothing more that to do after what I did at Sudden Death. Well Savannah, you never once tried to track me down to find out why I did it. I haven't seen you in months and I thought we were friends. I can live with that though since things change. One thing will remain a crystal clear fact and that is I did something you once tried to do and couldn't. I am the one who ended Nathaniel Grant's career and I know how much that must bother you.
He stops speaking having started this verbal sparring match with a brutal right hook. The crowd had grown silent in expectation while they waited for the response. Savannah reaches out, and a long hard.. microphone was press into her hand by a stage hand. She brings the mic up to her mouth, looking non plussed about it all.
Savannah: If you remember Th- Nathaniel had pulled that little suicide trick of his when I needed him the most. HE was the one who ended our friendship, not me! All because I'd managed to get some success in this business, where he'd pissed off the wrong people!
Anyway, doesn't matter. What I gave him in the ring- in a match- was what he would have asked me to. Did he ask you to put him into a fucking coma? Did he?
Savannah was starting to tremble as long held rage was brought up to the surface.
Aaron Frederick Hudson: Water under the bridge but what is done is done. The coma is something that wasn't planned but it happened. If you had been part of Insidious at Sudden Death you would have been told what was really happening. Alas we all know what happened with that don’t we even after Nathaniel came to you to mend the broken fences between you guys.
Savannah: You know.. I never got that waste of jizz Remi for what he did to Tim- and then the hell he put me through over it….
Aaron starts to laugh in a mocking fashion that left none of his contempt for the situation hidden.
Aaron Frederick Hudson: I am not Remington so you can’t turn me into his surrogate so easily. No Savannah, what we have between us is a more personal issue. I have heard that you want to make me pay. You want to make me bleed for what happened at Sudden Death. Yet, let me ask you this? If you really gave a damn about Nathaniel Grant where the hell were you when he was being beaten down? You did nothing to help the man who unleashed the wrestler you are today. Let’s face it Savannah, deep down inside you were cheering every hit that was given in that post match betrayal. I know how you think Savannah and you can lie to yourself and the fans all you want but in the end you are nothing more than a beast who wants to see others bleed.
Aaron lowers the microphone with a strangely serene smile on his lips as he waits for a reaction to his words. His overall posture an invitation for something to happen. Savannah shakes her head,
Savannah: You know exactly where I was, Aaron! I was backstage being looked over by the EMTs after I went through my first Hardcore Championship match! After I bled for that belt and won it!
She closes the gap, snarling in his face.
Savannah: When you and that bitch Kyuubi started your shit, I tried to get back out there to help- but those EMT's have learned. I wasn't going to be getting away from them even if they had to hurt me even more to stop me!
Aaron takes the rage directed at him without even moving as he had known what to expect. Already things were going as he wanted them to. As she stares him down she is suddenly hit from behind by the suddenly appearing Kyuubi. Kyuubi uses the distracted to connect with an Oni Drop on the EHWF Hardcore Champion. As Kyuubi locks in the arm lock Aaron kneels down so that there would be no miscommunications- as there might have been since Savannah was already fighting to escape the painful hold.
Aaron Frederick Hudson: Savannah, I am back and if you recall I told the world at Sudden Death that I would be coming for the Hardcore Championship as the number one contender. Yet, due to the events in the wake of that event I lost that chance. However, Savannah we will have our match soon one day and when we do I want you to hate me with every fiber of your being. I want to see the venom in your and eyes and feel the violence pouring out of your every pore. When we meet I want there to be nothing holding you back from trying to kill me.
Kyuubi was holding the lock as best she could while not forcing it to the point it broke bones. It was more a way to send a message that they meant business and would not be ignored.
Aaron Frederick Hudson: I told you at Sudden Death that things were changing. Now Insidious is back in the EHWF and this is the first of many messages you will be receiving as time goes on. Yet, as it is a new incarnation of the group, a change of name is in order. I am Aaron Frederick Hudson and this is Kyuubi, we are The Embassy. If you aren’t with us you are against us. If you are against us expect to be destroyed.
With those words Aaron stands back up and seems to turn away from Savannah before suddenly turning to slam his boot into the center of her face before Kyuubi breaks the hold. As Kyuubi rises to her feet she grabs the EHWF Hardcore Championship then mockingly lifts it into the air before dropping on the prone form of the current champion. Both Aaron and Kyuubi leave the ring as “Broken Dreams” by Shaman’s Harvest begins to once again play in the arena. Once both of them had left the ring the four albino warriors drop down and follow the pair back up the ramp.
Savannah: A.. anytime.. anyplace… any.. any stip.
The camera cuts to the ring, where Savannah is leaning on the ropes after making it to her feet. She's wobbly from being booted in the face and her nose bleeds but she's getting her strength back even as we watch.
Savannah: You hear me? You want this show down then fine! You name the match and I'll be there! And as for your little bitch- Ky? I don't give a shit if you're in the EHWF officially or not. Name any time, any place- any dark alley or abandoned lot and I'll kick all of your tails in!
She then flips them both off, having recovered her feet fully- although one arm does move a bit slower than the other.
Micahel Rissi: Ohhh heeeeelllll nahh!
Michael Rissi appears at the top of the ramp.
Michael Rissi: You think you vamps can just show back up. Smack some guys around and make demands of matches and shit... I don't think so. Where you been at all this time Aaron? Sucking some dick? Huh?
Michael looks at Kyuubi.
Michael Rissi: And I don't even know who you are... Let me break it down for you. We already have an army of delusional motherfuckers in EHWF don't become one of them by thinking that you're going to get a shot at the Hardcore Championship... Either of you! No... Instead I'm going to give you another opportunity! Aaron... I'm putting you in the Feast or Fired ladder match where a new title will be up for grabs! That's right, you're the third entrant! You want to prove yourself? Do it in this match!
Michael drops the mic and leaves as everyone looks at each other.
Steve White: Aaron Fredrick Hudson returns and gets put in Feast or Fired! What a bizarre ending to the night. Nevertheless, thank you for watching EHWF Mayhem, we will see you all... next week! Be safe and goodnight!
We fade out as Scott Wilson who was still on the outside of the ring looks over the whole scene. We fade to the EHWF Logo ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Mayhem! After last week we have a lot that needs to be explained and answered! SCORPION RETURNED! He came back and he put Jason Dave down for ruining our main event at Trial of Tears! Now it looks like they’re on a crash course for Scars and Stripes and unfortunately it looks like because of Dave, Ryan Morgan is headed to the biggest stage of all as our champion!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right! Our former illustrious leader returned to save us from the asshole tsunami that is Jason Dave and now heads are gonna roll! The only one that walked out scot-free was Ryan Morgan but tonight he’ll team with Savannah to take on the tag team champions Blaise and Scott Wilson in a Champions vs. Champions main event! That is going to be incredible!
Steve White: That it is but we can’t forget Chris Dunn’s triumphant return to EHWF last week when he attacked both Sykes and Hannah Walters and embarrassed them after Sykes’ big win! Dunn will team with his wife Ella Caan to take on Zoe McDraven and James Champ in our co main event which should be amazing!
Chuck Thompson: The EHWF has announced it will introduce a new title at Scars and Stripes in a big Feast or Fired match! After Silver returned last week he’ll compete in a qualifier for that very match against Luciano Capasso and Van Jam while Conner Creed will also try to qualify against Judge!
Steve White: I wonder who will qualify! I wonder how many will compete in Feast or Fired! I wonder what the new title will be! Anyway Chuck, I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop before Scars and Stripes! Lets start the show!
We pan to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic to introduce the opening match.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is a tag team match and it’s set for one fall!
Madison Murdock comes out as her music plays. She makes her way down the ramp and gets in the ring waiting for her opponents.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Madison Murdock!
Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… Jason Dave!
Clear eyes are quickly getting blurry
The arena would become pitch black - while black and red strobe lights danced throughout the arena. The opening chords to "Dead Soul" would bellow throughout the arena, as the fans began to stir in excitement. Stepping through the single slitted black curtain would be a man who needed no introduction, "The Blue Eyed Devil", Bill Ryder. He stood at the base of the ramp, his eyes remained focused and pointed forward - sending a direct message that he was here for a war. His dark blue eyes took a moment, scanning the packed arena, just before the Devil himself slid a smirk across his poisonous lips. He was seen in a black "The Blue Eyed Devil" t-shirt. His lower body was shown displaying red and black tights, black and red fox motor cross gloves, black knee pads that stretched over both knees which connected to his black and red kick-padded boots. He also wore plain red bandana - which was stretched over his mouth and nose. The once two-time North American Champion would make his way slowly down the ramp. He showed no emotion, and absolutely zero fear, as he slowly entered the ring by sliding in underneath the bottom rope. He would slowly crawl to the center of the ring - where he prompted himself to one knee, while keeping his head lowered. From here he would slowly spread his arms, raising them slowly, along with his head. His eyes now piercing forward in the direction of the entrances ramp, as he eagerly awaited his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… first… Bill Ryder!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the black curtain out onto the stage with his arms opened wide followed by Hannah Walters, who is holding the EHWF Junior Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two begin making their way down the ramp as a wave of boos comes crashing over them. Eli Sykes embraces the hate from the fans with a smile on his face. The pair reach the ring, and make their way towards the corner. Sykes and Walters climb the steel steps and walk along the apron. Sykes sits on the middle rope and grips the top rope, opening the ropes so Hannah can easily access the ring. Sykes steps between the middle and top ropes himself and stops in the middle of the ring. He spreads his arms out again as Hannah Walters stands beside him holding the Junior Heavyweight Championship high above her head. Hannah than hands the championship belt over to Eli Sykes and he hoists the title into the air before handing it over to the referee. Hannah and Eli share a brief embrace followed by Hannah planting a kiss of his cheek before exiting the ring. Eli Sykes menacingly stalks the ring, back and forth while waiting for the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… He is the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Jason Dave & Madison Murdock vs. Eli Sykes & Bill Ryder
The bell sounds and Madison locks up with Bill! Madison knees Bill in the gut then proceeds to smack him in the back with big forearms! Bill elbows Madison in the face then rams her in the corner and starts hitting her with big corner thrusts! Eli Sykes encourages Bill Ryder as Bill hits back hard! Madison pounds Bill on the back and gets out of it! Bill runs at her again but she jumps up in the corner and Bill runs into a boot! Madison gets out of the corner and follows up on Bill with a big swinging neckbreaker then takes time to recover.
Steve White: These two teams have a lot going for them right now but the winner of this one will walk away with a lot of momentum!
Chuck Thompson: Jason Dave and Madison Murdock are hall of famers if Bill Ryder and Eli Sykes can pick up a win over them then this place is going to go off the hook! Eli Sykes and Bill Ryder will prove a lot if they can win here!
Madison picks Bill up and knees him in the gut the pulls him in, hitting a big DDT! Madison wants a cover but Bill rolls around on the mat avoiding it! She picks him up and gets him in a headlock but he comes back with big elbows to the side and Madison lets go. Bill presses her off of the ropes then hits her with a mighty lariat when she comes running back! Bill walks over and stomps Madison out for a moment before holding her up and tagging in Eli Sykes!
Steve White: Madison controlling many aspects of this match but here comes Eli Sykes! This match is looking great Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: There is a lot of action in this one! Two villainous asshole teams fighting each other! It’s a unique match and it’s not disappointing Steve!
Eli comes in as Bill holds Madison and Eli hits Madison with a big right hand to the face! Madison drops to the mat and Eli holds his arms out to booing fans. Eli stands on Madison’s hair and pulls her up by her arms as she screams! The ref stops Eli and they go to the corner and argue as Madison gets to her feet! Eli comes over and swings a lariat but she ducks it and boots Eli in the gut! Madison bounces off of the ropes and follows up with a diving shoulder block!
Steve White: Eli Sykes was creating some distance in this one but Madison just slowed him down right there! This is an action packed opener Chuck, you gotta be happy with this one!
Chuck Thompson: I love to hate both of these teams and so do these fans and I think that’s what makes this so interesting to watch. Eli Sykes is looking pissed off right now. That’s the last look you want to see in this guy!
Madison gets up and pulls Eli to his feet. She goes for a DDT but he lifts her up and tosses her over with a big back bodydrop! Eli takes a moment to recover. Both get up but both don’t tag out! They lock up in the center of the ring and Madison scoops Eli up on her shoulder but he slides off her back and shoves her into the corner then follows up with a running backsplash! Madison falls out of the corner and Sykes tags in Bill Ryder!
Steve White: Bill Ryder coming back into this one after a quick tag from Eli Sykes! They’re working together really well and that might be the difference maker in this contest!
Chuck Thompson: Eli was able to bring control back to his team and now he’s releasing Ryder to follow up for him!
Bill runs in and kicks Madison in the side on the mat while Sykes holds her. Sykes gets out of the ring and Bill picks Madison up but she elbows him in the face and makes a desperate dash to the corner! She tags in Dave and Dave springs over the top rope and starts bashing Bill in the head with big right hands on the mat! Bill tosses him off of him! They get up and run at each other with Bill swinging but missing! Dave turns him around and boots him in the gut then follows up with a big snap suplex! Jason Dave flips off the fans then bounces off of the ropes and hits Bill with a big legdrop! Bill rolls on the mat in pain as Jason comes to cover him but Bill swats a quick kick to Jason’s head as he leans down! Bill rolls to the corner and tags in Eli Sykes! Jason turns around and Eli vaults over the top rope onto Jason and takes him down to the mat as the two trade blows!
Steve White: Dave and Sykes are trading huge shots! Neither man can get one over on the other and I think Sykes is a little shocked right now!
Chuck Thompson: He should be! Jason Dave has balls and he shouldn’t be underestimated! After all he’s a guy who picked a fight with one of the most powerful forces in EHWF!
Sykes gets up and swings at Jason but Jason ducks him and hits Sykes with a neckbreaker! Jason covers Sykes quickly!
1…
KICK OUT!
Sykes gets up and Jason pulls him in for a power move but Sykes flips his legs out and drops him back first on the mat then pulls him up and hits him with a catapult in the corner! The fans love the action as Sykes goes to follow up by choking Jason against the ropes but the ref comes over and stops him. Eli and the ref argue and Jason gets up but Bill runs over as the ref is distracted and blindsides Jason, clotheslining him from the apron! The fans boo and Madison tries to tell the ref but he isn’t hearing it. Jason gets up and Eli boots him in the gut then hoists him on his back!
Steve White: No! Eli’s got him! This is it! This is it!
Chuck Thompson: It’s all over!
Jason slides off of Eli’s shoulders then turns him around and goes for Shattered Dreams but Eli twists out of it and gets Jason up for Syke Out only to have Dave drop down and try and reverse it into Reality Check! Sykes struggles before impact and the two hit the turnbuckle! Sykes quickly reverses Dave’s grasp into Brain Drill! The fans love the action as Sykes covers Dave!
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Bill Ryder and the Jr Heavyweight Champion… Eli Sykes!
Steve White: A great match! Bill Ryder and Eli Sykes prove a lot tonight!
Bill and Eli get up and celebrate but their celebration is cut short as Step Up by Drowning Pool hits and every fan in the arena goes berserk with cheers! Bill and Eli look at each other and decide they want no part of Scorpion just yet so they slide out of the ring and make their way to the barricade.
Steve White: SCORPION! Scorpion’s music has hit but where is he! Listen to how loud these fans are Chuck!!
Scorpion’s music continues as Madison tries to revive Dave on the mat! Dave somewhat regains his bearings but Scorpion’s music just stops and Dave and Madison look out confused as the former EHWF owner doesn’t appear.
Steve White: WHAT THE FUCK!
Chuck Thompson: OH SHIT!
The fans start to scream as sand and little black specks fall from the roof above Dave and Madison! Dave and Madison get covered in the flying contents and as the camera pans closer to them we see that the little black specks are actual scorpions!
Steve White: BAH GAWD!!
Fans: Ohhh shiiit!
Dave and Murdock notice the scorpions covering them and they freak out. Violently brushing them off and trying to escape the ring but the sand prevents them from doing so efficiently! Madison rolls out of the ring and drops to the outside, making her way to the bottom of the ramp as she brushes scorpions off of her and out of her hair! Dave is still in the ring, struggling in the sand as it buries him! Dave is able to dive out of the ring and roll to safety as he shakes scorpions off of him!
Chuck Thompson: Scorpion! You sick, sick man! He’s trying to get inside Jason Dave head and I think he just scared everyone half to death!
Dave and Murdock back up the ramp together away from the ring. They look up as the tron booms to life and Dave’s shock turns to anger. Scorpion’s mask surrounded by darkness is the only thing that appears on the screen as the fans go nuts.
Scorpion: If you can’t take a sting… Stay out of the Scorpion’s nest…
The tron flickers off and Dave rages on the ramp. The fans go wild as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is ready to announce the next match of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall and it is the first qualifier for the Scars and Stripes... Feast or Fired Match!
The lights in the arena go dim as “I Don’t Work Hard” by Kevin Gates begins to blare through the sound system as Judge blasts through the curtain with tremendous energy. He runs back and forth on the stage interacting with the hyped up crowd before he begins walking at a steady pace down the ramp.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first from Yuilee, Florida, weighing in at three hundred and one pounds… Judge!
The fans erupt into a cheer, but the cheers stop suddenly when Judge is thrown to the ground by his opponent, Conner Creed. Judge rolls over to the barricade to try and help himself up, but Creed is unrelenting in his assault.
Steve White: Oh, come on! Creed with the sneak attack to get one up on Judge. What a coward!
Chuck Thompson: Hey, always watch your back around here. Hey, if you want my personal opinion, I’d say Creed is being smart.
Steve White: But to blindside your opponent before the match has even started? Give me a break, Chuck.
Creed begins burying his boot into the side of Judges head, over and over. Creed stops momentarily and begins rummaging underneath the ring, in search of something. Finally, Creed retreats from under the ring with a steel chain in hand. He begins whipping the chain along any easily hittable target, whether it be Judges head, ribs, back, or legs. Creed eventually wraps the chain around Judge’s throat pulls it back until his eyes rolled into the back of his head. Judge lies motionless, but Creed continues the abuse before lifting the carcass up and dragging him to the ring.
Steve White: This is hard to watch, Chuck.
Chuck Thompson: Maybe for you, Steve. Me? This is entertainment. Conner Creed was screwed out of the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship at Trial of Tears and he’s letting all of these people, especially Judge, know how unhappy he is about it.
In the ring, Conner Creed tosses Judge into the corner and approaches the referee, yelling at the top of his lungs.
Conner Creed: Start the fucking match!
The referee insists that Judge isn’t able to compete and tries to reason with Creed, who instead shoves the referee and demands that the match be started. In fear of his own well-being, he signals to the timekeeper to ring the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Conner Creed vs. Judge
Before the third ring, Creed was already on top of the already battered Judge.
Chuck Thompson: Pure brutality! That is what I love to see out of these EHWF superstars!
Steve White: Well, it’s sickening if you ask me. Did Creed really want to qualify for Feast or Fired like this?
Conner Creed doesn’t allow a single breath to escape Judge's lungs. Constant attack, stomps to the body and kicks to the side of the head. Creed grabs a handful of Judges hair and lifts him to his feet, only to send him face first back into the match. While Judge lies face down on the mat, Creed raises his right foot and slams his boot right into the back of Judge’s skull. He does it once more, then a third time. Using the same foot, Creed kicks Judge in the side, turning him over on to his back. Again, Creed lifts Judge to his feet, but this time Judge attempts to fight back by throwing very weak, fatigued shots at Creed who just eats them with a smile. Creed slaps Judge across the face causing him to stumble back. Creed takes off in a sprint towards the ropes, bouncing off and deflecting right back at Judge who has recovered from the slap only to get nearly decapitated by a Clothesline from Hell. The velocity of the clothesline causes Judge to flip twice while in flight before all three hundred pounds came crashing back down to Earth.
Steve White: Bah God! Quite possibly the most devastating Clothesline from Hell we have ever seen from Conner Creed. He nearly killed judge with that one!
Chuck Thompson: What do you mean nearly, Steve? Judge isn’t moving. This is awesome!
Creed rests against the ropes before going for a cover. The referee slides down next to them, making sure Judges shoulders are on the mat.
1...
2...
...
Before the referee could strike the mat for the third time, Conner Creed lifts Judges left shoulder from the mat, causing the match to continue.
Steve White: You have got to be kidding me. You have the damn match won! Just end it already! You qualified, why continue to kill this guy!
Chuck Thompson: What are you talking about Steve? Don’t listen to him Creed. We want blood!
Conner Creed shakes Judge with his foot, but there is no reaction from Judge. Creed laughs happily with what he has done. He hooks his arms underneath Judges and lifts the big man back to his feet once again. Judge, who is barely standing on his own, stumbles back and forth for a moment only to be railed by another huge Clothesline from Hell. Judges head violently snaps back, his crown nearly touching his back. He falls to the mat, unconscious. Creed stands to his feet and bends down to where he is face to face with judge. He yells some disparaging remarks to judge before spitting in his face. Creed then falls over onto his back across the torso of Judge. The referee hesitates to count, but Creed signals him. The referee slides down and makes a quick count.
1...
2...
3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the first entrant into Feast or Fired! Conner Creed!
Conner Creed celebrates in the middle of the ring with a smile on his face.
Steve White: I apologize ladies and gentlemen. That was extremely hard to watch.
Chuck Thompson: Judge is a piece of shit. He had this one coming! Creed is the first entrant into Feast or Fired and he'll get to see his first Scars and Stripes opponent later tonight!
Conner Creed rolls Judge out of the ring to waiting EMT's as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!!
RNRG’s music hits and he instantly sprints out to the ring, trying to avoid the boos and garbage the fans pelt at him! RNRG trips before he gets to the ring and gets covered in garbage, food and beverages and even gets a battery to the head. RNRG slides in the ring and calls out his opponent.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... RNRG!
Problem' by Natalia Kills begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And next... Hannah Walters!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: RNRG vs. Hannah Walters
The bell rings and RNRG starts taunting around Hannah Walters as she stares at him. RNRG swings but Hannah tilts out of the way then uppercuts him in the chest! RNRG coughs out some blood as he falls to his knees and the fans cheer! Hannah follows up with some quick kicks and knees to his face and head while he's down! Hannah pulls RNRG to his feet then tosses him in the corner and follows up with a perfectly executed backflip elbow! The fans cheer as RNRG falls face down on the mat!
Steve White: Son of a bitch! Hannah Walters is brutalising RNRG right here! She's freaking breaking him in half!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah has no respect! RNRG was her old boss and look at what she's doing to him right now! No respect at all!
Hannah picks RNRG up and headbutts him back into the corner! He runs up and leaps onto him then brings him down for a hurricanrana! RNRG screams in pain as he rolls out of the ring and starts limping up the ramp. The fan boo him and pelt him with garbage. They start cheering as Hannah Walters slides out of the ring and gives chase! RNRG sees and starts sprinting up the ramp but Hannah is much faster and elbows him in the back of the neck! RNRG falls down and she grabs him by his dirty hair and pulls him up, scooping him on her back. She takes a run up and runs RNRG's head into the ringpost!
Steve White: RNRG's head is bleeding horribly right now! He has a head would all across his forehead! This is horrible!
Chuck Thompson: Hannah isn't the only one showing RNRG disrespect. These fans are hating on him right now!!
Hannah rolls a bleeding RNRG back into the ring. She slides in and runs up, kicking him hard in the ribs! RNRG coughs and chokes on the mat, trying to control his bleeding forehead! Hannah hoists him up on her shoulders and hits him with a powerslam as RNRG yells in pain. Hannah Walters looks down at him and shakes her head in disgust as the fans cheer at a hurt RNRG.
Steve White: That's enough! Just end this Hannah, this is really too much. RNRG is crying right now.
Chuck Thompson: RNRG IS CRYING! She made his bitch ass cry Steve!
RNRG gets to a knee, begging for Hannah to end the match. Hannah nods and grabs RNRG by the jaw and hits him with a right hand! RNRG stumbles against the ropes then eventually falls victim to Hannah's Lullaby! RNRG is out on the mat and Hannah sits on top of him, bashing his head with rights and lefts until the ref comes over and stops it.
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: RNRG is no longer able to compete therefore… your winner… Hannah Walters!
Steve White: Well... Hannah Walters just easily beat RNRG to a bloody pulp without breaking a nail…
Chuck Thompson: And she looked damn fine doing it as well. Fuck RNRG he’s a cocksucker.
Hannah shakes her head in disgust as she leaves the ring to her music and medics rush in to check on RNRG’s condition. We fade out.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a ladder match and the winner will qualify for Feast or Fired at Scars and Stripes!!
All the lights in the arena go out as it's pitch black. Better Than You by "Metallica" hits hard over the PA system as Luciano walks out from behind the stage. He then walks down the ramp way flexing his muscles as he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Luciano then walks up the steps and enters inside the ring through the middle ropes. Once he is in the ring all the lights come on has he just stands in the middle of the ring awaiting his opposition.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Luciano Capasso!
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “Back For More" by Five Finger Death Punch hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “Back For More" fades out of ear shot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And next... Silver Kazama!
Van Jam’s music hits and he runs out down the ramp! He gets in the ring and does some theatrics, completely ignoring his opponents then waits for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Van Jam!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Silver Kazama vs. Luciano Capasso vs. Van Jam
The bell rings and Van Jam quickly runs out of the ring and grabs a ladder. He slides in the ring and gets up but Luciano clotheslines him to the mat and steals the ladder. Luciano hoists the ladder up but Silver dropkicks the ladder into him! Silver gets up and locks up with Luciano! Luciano hits Silver with big shots but Silver elbows Luciano in the face with a big elbow then whips Luciano into the corner and follows up with a big corner clothesline! Silver sets up the ladder under the case and starts to climb! Luciano notices and approaches the ladder but Silver catches him in the corner of his eye and leaps off the ladder about half way up and hits Luciano with a crossbody!
Steve White: Silver Kazama leaping off of that ladder with a crossbody right onto Luciano! It’s good to see Silver back in EHWF.
Chuck Thompson: Tonight he gets a big opportunity to enter Feast or Fired but it wont be easy! Van Jam will make sure he fails.
Silver picks up Luciano and scoopslams him right onto the fallen ladder. Silver follows up by springing off of the second rope and hitting a moonsault on Luciano while he’s on the ladder! The fans scream with cheers as Luciano rolls out in pain and Silver picks up the ladder! Silver sets up the ladder but as he gets his boot on the first rung…
…VAN JAMINATOR!
Steve White: Ohhh! SHIT! Man! Van Jaminator out of nowhere and Silver is done and finished! He wont be going to Scars and Stripes let alone Feast or Fired after that one!
Chuck Thompson: Van Jam out of nowhere with that career ender and it looks like VJ is going to get that qualification to be in that match at Scars and Stripes!
Van Jam triumphantly climbs the ladder but Luciano runs over and pushes the ladder over! Van Jam screams and plummets down to the outside, hitting the ground and knocking himself out! Luciano looks pleased with himself as he pushes the ladder back up! Silver comes back in from the outside and the fans look on in shock, unclear how he survived the Van Jaminator. Silver tosses a small step ladder at Luciano! Luciano catches it and Silver fly-kicks it in his face! The fans cheer as Luciano falls to his knees! Silver picks up the step ladder and bashes it over his head! Luciano is down and bleeding and Silver rolls him out of the ring and starts adjusting the ladder under the briefcase!
Steve White: Ohhh! Silver just beat Luciano over the damn head and kicked his ass! Silver is gonna do it!
Chuck Thompson: You can’t just beat Silver down like that man! He’s a hall of famer and a former world champion. He wants this match and redemption more than anything right now!
Silver finishes adjusting the ladder and starts climbing. Just as he gets to the top Van Jam starts climbing and the fans go nuts! Silver is an inch away from unhooking the case but Van Jam reaches the top and hits Silver with a big blow to the head! Silver punches back but Van Jam grabs the case and pushes it into Silver’s head! They teeter on top of the ladder and continue to fight but Luciano sets up a ladder right next to them and starts climbing!
Steve White: Luciano is going around the other way while Silver and Van Jam fight! This guy is gonna get that case Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: All three men are up there! It looks like it’s going to get messy!
As Van Jam and Silver continue to hit each other, Luciano sneaks up on his own ladder and grabs the case! Silver fires a kick at him and slows him down but Van Jam hits Silver! Silver hits Van Jam back and their ladder falls over! Van Jam goes down with the ladder but Silver leaps off and jumps onto Luciano’s ladder, knocking Luciano off the ladder! The briefcase swings back and Silver grabs it and unhooks it as the fans go nuts!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and qualifying for Feast or Fired… Silver Kazama!
Chuck Thompson: He did it! I knew he could do it!
Silver holds the briefcase high above his head on the top of the ladder as the fans cheer…
Chuck Thompson: WAIT! WAIT!
Bill Ryder slides in the ring with Eli Sykes! The fans boo. Silver notices but he can’t do anything as Bill grabs the ladder and pushes it over, sending Silver crashing on the outside! Eli Sykes laughs maniacally as Bill looks down as a hurt Silver on the outside.
Steve White: Eli Sykes and Bill Ryder just crashed the damn party and took out Silver!
Chuck Thompson: Bill Ryder didn’t even think twice when he sent Silver flying off that ladder!
Refs and producers check on Silver as he tries to get to his feet. Bill and Eli back up the ramp as Bill stares out at the scene he just caused. We fade out to a commercial.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen... Please welcome... Your EHWF Champion... Ryan Morgan!
Morgan's music hits as every fan starts to boo wildly! Morgan appears at the top of the stage and they throw garbage at him. Morgan shrugs it off and continues to the ring. He snatches the mic from Patricia and stands in the center, waiting a while for the boos to quiet down.
Ryan Morgan: How ya doin' EHWF? How is everyone out there!?
Steve White: Oh please...
Chuck Thompson: This guy is a fucking douche. He spends more time flapping his gums than actually fighting.
Ryan Morgan waits until the deafening boos start to quiet down but they take a while.
Ryan Morgan: Who out there saw EHWF Trial of Tears huh!? Who saw that idiot Jason Dave try and jack my win and who saw Scorpion return and kick his arse!? Huh!?
The fans cheer for that but go back to wildly booing Morgan as he sways around in the ring with the EHWF Championship belt.
Ryan Morgan: Bottom line mates... I did EXACTLY what I said I was gonna fuckin' do and walked out of Trial of Tears the EHWF Champion and NO ONE could do a damn thing about it! Not one pathetic little insect backstage could do anything to stop the most talked about and popular superstar in EHWF!
Steve White: Most popular? Does he hear these boos right now, Chuck?
Morgan laughs in the ring as he gets more and more boos.
Ryan Morgan: Think about it! I'm all anyone talks about! The fans on social media all talk about ME! All these superstars and divas all talk about ME! On Twitter in Facebook, in interviews on EHWF.com and in their dull and boring depressing crap they force feed you each week they call promos! It all revolves around RYAN MORGAN!
Chuck Thompson: H-He... Well he makes a good point there but he's still a douche...
We can barely hear the broadcast team as the fans go apeshit with boos in their rage.
Ryan Morgan: You all know it's true and this title here us enough to prove that! That's why there is no reason to ever defend this title again! I proved everything and everything and that is why I will not be defending this baby at Scars and Stripes! Instead I'm putting in for a personal day!
Steve White: What? He hasn't proven a thing! He can't just say he's not defending at the biggest event of the year...
Morgan smirks as he holds onto the ropes.
Ryan Morgan: And if any of you have a problem with that you can go and fu...
Suddenly Headlines hits the PA and the fans completely change to berserk cheers as they jump to their feet! Michael and Joanna Rissi make their way out and down the ramp as Morgan stops and backs himself back in the ring.
Steve White: It's Michael and Joanna! The Rissi Family are out here finally and they're confronting Morgan!
Michael and Joanna get in the ring and they both grab mics as Morgan leans up against the ropes with an arrogant smirk on his face.
Joanna Rissi: Clearly you'll have to defend the EHWF Championship at Scars and Stripes 7... You can't be that stupid Morgan... Really...
Morgan shakes his head and raises his finger with a smile as the fans laugh.
Ryan Morgan: Why's that love? I've shown that I'm undefeatable for this chunk of gold. I own this title now. Just let everyone from Silver Kazama to Eli Sykes keep obsessing over Ryan Morgan and raise my stock and give me the night off at S&S 7...
Joanna Rissi: No... I think you're going to defend... Whether you want to or not... Every match you've had either defending the title or with the title involved somehow has been a mess. I mean, you even lost it briefly for a night! You haven't proven a thing!
The fans cheer and laugh as Morgan slumps back onto the ropes with an arrogant expression on his face.
Michael Rissi: Morgan... EHWF is facing the biggest boom of it's time right now. Guys like DGS, David Arnold and Mike Maddox are gone for good and the elite spots on the roster are brimming with real talent now! Of course you're going to have to defend at Scars and Stripes... What are you, fucking stupid?
Morgan rolls his eyes.
Joanna Rissi: And who better to defend against than...
Michael suddenly stops Joanna.
Michael Rissi: Whoa... Hold up... You don't get to pick, I get to pick! I run this joint...
Joanna Rissi: But... I'm General Manager...
Michael Rissi: But I'm technically the Owner...
Joanna Rissi: But... I'm your wife...
Steve White: Hmm... She got him there!
Michael Rissi stops for a second and thinks as Morgan looks at both of them, very confused.
Michael Rissi: Ok wait... I've got an idea hun. You pick someone and I pick someone. We have two top talents go to the main event with Morgy here.
Ryan Morgan: You wot? Are you havin' a fucking laugh mate? I gotta defend against two muppets? Seriously...
Joanna Rissi: Hmm... That's a good idea. You pick one... I pick one and we have a triple threat in the main event of Scars and Stripes! I love it.
Ryan Morgan: Oi... Come on love. Don't do this. Talk some sense into your man, he's clearly not thinking straight.
Michael and Joanna fail to acknoledge a desperate Morgan beside them in the ring.
Joanna Rissi: All right, you pick first.
Michael Rissi: FINE! My choice... Going to the Scars and Stripes main event to fight Morgan for the EHWF Championship is a man who has tried longer than anyone else in this company to accomplish this goal! Is a man who has been here the longest and is a hall of famer with the drive and ambition of a warrior... That man is... SCOTT WILSON!
The fans cheer and roar with excitement as Morgan raises his eyebrow and grins.
Steve White: What!? Scott Wilson! The Tag Team Champion who has been on a roll lately and even defeated James Champ last week at Trial of Tears is going to face Ryan Morgan for the EHWF Championship! What an announcement!
Chuck Thompson: Morgan and Wilson are opponents tonight in that big Champions vs Champions tag team match! Now they're going to both go to the biggest stage of them all for the biggest prize of them all! The fans are going nuts!
Morgan rolls his eyes and shakes his head, completely fed up.
Joanna Rissi: Good choice... I have to say that is a very good choice darling.
Joanna brushes Michael's shoulder and sarcastically nods at Morgan as she makes her way out of the ring. Morgan and Michael are both confused as are the fans.
Michael Rissi: Where are you going? Choose someone...
Joanna Rissi: Oh I'm going to choose someone. Someone very good but right now I'm going to figure some things out. I'm going to let these fans anticipate it and most of all I'm going to make Ryan Morgan sweat for a little while, while he wonders who it is I'm going to pick...
Ryan Morgan: I don't care...
Morgan looks a little antsy as Joanna walks off up the ramp.
Ryan Morgan: JUST TELL ME WHO IT IS!
Joanna walks off as Headlines starts playing again. Michael Rissi shrugs at Morgan as he leaves the ring. Morgan is left inside with the title belt looking pissed off.
Steve White: Well there you have it... Morgan will defend the EHWF Championship in a triple threat match. One of his opponents will be Scott Wilson and the other is TBA!
Chuck Thompson: Morgan doesn't look happy but that already sounds like a sweet match! I can't wait to find out who that final participant is!
Morgan flips off the fans as we pan to Patricia Downs.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a mixed tag team match set for one fall!!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Zoe McDraven!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK – SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And next her partner... James Champ!
"Top of the World" – CFO$ begins to play over the speakers of the arena's PA system and the arena is filled with pink, orange and yellow lights. The people get onto their feet and start cheering loudly as they await the arrival of an amazing starlet. Ella Caan comes bounding out from backstage with her hands raised high above her head and a huge smile upon her face. She reaches the top of the stage and poses but jutting her right leg out to the side with her left knee bent and pointing her right finger high into the sky as her golden yellow hair cascades down past her shoulders.
Ella puts her arms down but her huge smile doesn't fade as she walks down the ramp towards the ring, pointing out to the fans before slapping the hands of a few at the bottom of the ramp. She then heads off to the right side of the ring and hops onto the ring apron, puts her back to the ropes and smiles as she points out to the crowd before stepping through the middle and top ropes. Ella then heads over to the turnbuckle and climbs onto the second rung, kissing her two fingers before raising her hand in the air again with a wink. She then hopes down off the turnbuckle as her theme fades.
Patricia Downs: And now… their opponents… First… Ella Caan!
The opening roar of "Say it to My Face" by Downstait is heard throughout the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Chris Dunn makes it out onto the stage as you can feel the energy radiating off of him as a more upbeat guitar is heard. Joining him on the stage is none other than his wife – Ella Caan as she claps for Chris seen wearing a beautiful dress. Chris points down to the ground, before he is seen flailing his arms up and down as he spins around so his back is facing the ring, before jumping up and down a bit as Ella joins him her back facing the ring, a big smile on her face before Chris points towards the crowd and both of them proceed to twerk – to the delight of both the female and male fans, before Chris runs his hands through his wet bleach blonde slicked back hair and throwing his arms out as he lets out a loud battle cry. He spins back around and does a small fist pump, you can see a smirk on Chris' face as he chews his gum before taking a quick look over at Ella. Once again Chris points downwards and pointing towards himself and then to the crowd before you can hear him yell out: "You know what time it is!" before this time pointing down over to the ring, running his hands through his hair a bit before slapping the back of his thighs a few times, flailing his arms up and down once more a bit. Ella followed closely behind Chris waving at the fans and blowing the occasional kiss towards them. Chris made his way around the ring as he hopped up onto the other ring apron and went to enter the ring, however he hesitated and just sat on the middle rope and once again pointed downwards before then pointing out towards the crowd. Chris entered the ring completely as he walked around the ring, still chewing his gum as he stopped, looking out at the crowd another smirk appearing on his face as he removed his trademark black and pink "Show Stealer" muscle shirt and matching hoodie and threw the shirt into the crowd before beginning to strut around the ring, as he awaited the arrival of his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… Chris Dunn!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Chris Dunn & Ella Caan vs. James Champ & Zoe McDraven
The bell sounds and Chris Dunn goes to lock up with James Champ but instead dropkicks him in the chest and sends him down to the mat! James Champ scrambles back up to his feet only to get a superkick to the head! Champ is down, the fans scream with cheers and Dunn covers Champ!
1…
2…
NO!
Zoe McDraven quickly breaks it up, as Champ is shocked. Dunn gets up and waits for Champ. Champ is pissed and the two lock up as Champ hits Dunn with big knees to the gut! Dunn elbows Champ in the face then springs off of the rope, hitting Champ with a big springboard elbow!
Steve White: Chris Dunn was off to an amazing start right there but Zoe McDraven managed to save her team from a quick loss!
Chuck Thompson: Dunn got one over on Eli Sykes and his Ex Hannah Walters last week and he’s looking to build huge momentum for when he takes Eli on again! Can he and Ella get the job done tonight!
Champ gets up as Dunn brings him to the corner! Champ puts his boot up then bounces Dunn’s head off of the corner! The fans cheer as Champ keeps bouncing Dunn’s head off the corner but Dunn elbows Champ in the face and sidekicks him in the gut! Dunn wants Heartbreaker but Champ avoids it Champ follows up on Dunn with a big lariat! Champ lines him up for a finisher of his own but Dunn hits Champ with an Enziguri! Champ is down again and the fans love the action as Dunn builds huge momentum! Dunn lines Champ up as he gets up but Champ sprints off and takes Dunn down with a massive spear! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Spear! Spear!
Chuck Thompson: Champ damn near speared Dunn in half bah gawd! He creates some distance with that one!
Champ is able to stop Dunn’s control of the match and is able to dive to Zoe for the tag! Zoe runs in and takes Dunn down with a shoulder block then gets back up and takes him down again! Zoe lines Dunn up but he gets behind her and goes for Heartbreaker! She’s able to grab onto the ropes and avoid being brought down to her demise! Dunn hits the mat and Zoe runs at him but they clothesline each other! Zoe gets back up and goes to grab Dunn but he somersaults over her back and tags in Ella! The fans are going wild!
Steve White: Here comes Ella Caan!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe and Ella! Finally! Shut up Steve and let me watch these two go at it!
Ella slaps Zoe across the face and boots her in the midsection! Zoe comes back with a rough roundhouse to the back of Ella’s head and sends her to her knees! Zoe grabs Ella and follows up with a big DDT into the mat then covers her!
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
Ella kicks out much to the surprise of Zoe who shakes her head as she picks Ella up!
Steve White: She couldn’t put Ella down!
Chuck Thompson: Big offence from both ladies but Zoe smells blood in the water here!
Zoe gets Ella up on her shoulder but Ella elbows her in the head then drops down and dropkicks Zoe to the mat! They get up and Ella gets Zoe in a headlock then right hands Zoe in the forehead! Zoe pushes Ella into the corner hard then runs at her but Ella jumps up and boots Zoe in the face! Zoe falls back and Ella grapples with her but Zoe slaps Ella and is able to tag in Champ! The fans cheer as Champ goes to attack Ella but the lights go out!
Steve White: What?! The lights are out dammit!
Chuck Thompson: What is this!? I can’t see a thing!
The lights flicker back on and Brandon Bash stands in-between Champ and Ella! Champ looks shocked as Brandon boots him in the gut and starts pounding him with big right hands! Brandon gets Champ on the mat and starts digging the boots in with big stomps!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners via Disqualification… James Champ and Zoe McDraven!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Brandon Bash! Brandon Bash! He ruined this damn match!
Chuck Thompson: This has been coming for a long time though! Bash wants Champ and Champ wants Bash! It’s on!
Zoe runs in to help out Champ but she gets taken out with a clothesline! Brandon starts stomping Champ again but a pissed off Dunn and Caan confronts the former Board Member! Before Dunn is able to throw a punch, Eli Sykes music hits and Eli and Hannah come down the ramp!
Steve White: Eli and Hannah are out here! Again! It’s on like Donkey Kong now!
Chuck Thompson: Bash is getting out of here!
Bash spits on a downed Champ and rolls out of the ring, escaping through the barricade as Zoe crawls over to Champ and checks on him. As Dunn and Caan go to scale the ramp to confront Sykes and Hannah a sneaky Bill Ryder comes behind them from the crowd and smacks Ella in the back with a steel chair! Dunn turns around to see what happened but Bill cracks Dunn in the skull with the steel chair! The fans boo as Eli Sykes stands at the top of the ramp with a mic
Eli Sykes: Oh boy… What’s wrong Dunn? What happened here? What’s the matter, you don’t like it when you’re ambushed? WELL TOO BAD! You dug your grave last week and now you and your little trick there have to live with it!
The fans boo Eli, Hannah and Bill but Bill wildly flips them all off.
Eli Sykes: You made the biggest mistake of your life last week Dunn! I’m pissed off that tonight isn’t the night that I end you for good… I’m pissed off that I didn’t destroy you when I had the chance… but most of all I’m pissed off that you did what you did last week… I could easily end you right here right now… but I’m going to play with your head first… You’re not going to know when the end is and when it comes you’ll know that crossing me was the biggest mistake you’re your meaningless life…
The PA System hits with Eli’s music as the fans boo and they walk off with the scene fading to commercial.
We come back to the scene where Patricia is ready to introduce the final match of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following main event contest is a champion vs. champion mixed tag team match set for one fall!!
The fans erupt with cheers as Blaise and Scott Wilson make their way down to the ring. They interact with fans on the way down then get in the ring and eye down their opponents waiting for the bell to sound.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The Tag Team Champions… Blaise & Scott Wilson!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And now… their opponents… First… The Hardcore Champion… Savannah!
“Shepherd of Fire (Instrumental)" begins to play on the audio system. Boos echo around the arena. Ryan Morgan steps out onto the entrance ramp with the EHWF Championship around his waist. He is wearing black wrestling tights, neon green wrestling boots and a pair of black MMA gloves. He has a black EHWF Mayhem t-shirt on. He strolls down to the ring arrogantly, ignoring the fans who try to pat his back. He enters the battleground and removes the EHWF Championship from his waist. He passes it to the referee and then removes his t-shirt, throwing it onto the outside floor. He has a quiet word with the official and waits for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: And her partner… The EHWF Champion… Ryan Morgan!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Ryan Morgan & Savannah vs. Blaise & Scott Wilson
Savannah and Scott Wilson start things off. They grapple in the middle of the ring and fight for early momentum. Savannah pushes Wilson forwards and then leap frogs him! She comes back off the ropes and goes for a bulldog but Scott Wilson ducks it and hits a reverse neckbreaker! He goes to cover her but she gets an arm up straight away.
Steve White: Interesting start here, Chuck. No doubt Morgan will want to take on his contender for Scars and Stripes Scott Wilson right here right now!
Chuck Thompson: I'm a big fan of Savannah now. That bitch can wrestle and deservedly holds the EHWF Hardcore Championship!
Scott Wilson drags Savannah over and tags in Blaise. The former EHWF Champion enters the ring and stomps Savannah a few times. She climbs to the middle ropes on the turnbuckle and drops off, connecting with a knee to the chest. She stands Savannah up and swings but Savannah drops behind her and dropkicks her towards Ryan Morgan. The EHWF Champion hits Blaise to the ground from the outside of the ropes! Savannah meanwhile dropkicks Scott off the apron!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan and Savannah are working well tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I fucking hate Ryan Morgan but Savannah is my favourite right now, so I want them to get the win!
Savannah approaches Morgan and tags him in. Blaise gets to her feet and looks at Morgan with pure hatred. He smiles and then tags Savannah back in! Blaise is fuming and goes for Savannah with big right hands! Savannah throws them back!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan has caused a situation yet again! I can see him eyeing off Wilson, wanting to take him out before Scars and Stripes!
Savannah jumps on Blaise and starts throwing big hands. Blaise rolls over and starts throwing them back. They keep swapping dominance and throwing big hands, the crowd are loving it, they sound their appreciation. Savannah gets separation from Blaise and stands up. She runs at Blaise but misses the attempted clothesline, as Blaise manages to duck. Blaise catches her on the rebound from the ropes, before hoisting her up and nailing a huge falling botched DDT! She quickly covers Savannah!
1...
2...
Kick out!
Blaise stands Savannah up and goes for Soporose but Savannah counters with a complete shot! Blaise drops to the canvass and Savannah goes for the cover. Blaise gets a quick arm up and then rolls towards the now standing Scott Wilson. She jumps and makes the tag, just before Savannah can stop her. Scott Wilson races into the ring and starts stomping Savannah out. He lifts her up and throws her into the far turnbuckle, near Ryan Morgan. He walks over to her and stops. He looks at Ryan Morgan and starts pointing in his face. Savannah goes for Wilson but Blaise rushes the ring and grabs Savannah, turning her around and hitting a dirty DDT!
Steve White: Shit is going down! By Gawd!
Wilson turns to his partner and whilst he is distracted, Morgan springboards off the ropes and hits a dropkick to both of them, sending them flying! He looks at Savannah and lifts her up. The pair walk towards Blaise and Wilson, looking to end things. Blaise shoots out of nowhere, hitting Soporose on Savannah! Scott Wilson flies at Morgan and hits a Wilson Kick!
Steve White: Soporose! Wilson Kick! These two are incredible!
The crowd roar and Scott Wilson covers the out cold Ryan Morgan!
1...
2...
The referee is taken out by a lad, one of Morgan's minions from back in Leeds! 3 or 4 more lads in tracksuits emerge from the crowd and start beating Blaise and Wilson down!
Steve White: By Gawd! What is going on!?
Chuck Thompson: The lads! That cheating bastard said he had plans and it's obviously these lads!
Ryan Morgan signals to the lads to release Scott Wilson. Savannah with Pounce to Wilson! Ryan Morgan grabs the referees lifeless hand and slams it on the mat three times!
The referee feels Morgan trying to count for him! He shakes himself awake and pulls his arm away. He signals to the sides!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman, the referee has disqualified Ryan Morgan and Savannah! Therefore your winners... The Tag Team Champions... Blaise and Scott Wilson!
Ryan Morgan orders the lads to administer a further beat down. Savannah leaves the ring feeling slightly confused. Ryan Morgan gets the lads to stand up Wilson. He smirks and then hits a White Stunn!
Scott Wilson drops to the mat and the lads swarm him and start kicking him. Morgan looks over at Blaise, who is now on her knees. He grins and bounces off the ropes, hitting a skull shattering Soccerball kick!
Steve White: Ryan Morgan is picking apart the EHWF Tag Team Champions!
He smirks before walking over to the beaten pair. He orders the lads to do one more thing. Two lads pick Blaise up and two pick Scott Wilson up. One lad kicks Blaise in the stomach and the other nails a White Stunn! Then the other pair replicate the action on Scott Wilson! Stomach Kick and a White Stunn!
Steve White: By Gawd! Morgan's minions are White Stunning everything and everyone!
Chuck Thompson: WHITE STUNN! WHITE STUNN! What a move!
Ryan Morgan orders the lads to stand aside. He grins and shouts to the official to bring the EHWF Championship to him. He holds the belt up in the air and his music plays.
Morgan celebrates with some lad as they break out some beers. Morgan turns around though... Somehow Blaise is standing behind him, exhausted but still ready to fight! Morgan can't believe it! Morgan smirks and orders the lads out of the ring as he follows.
Ryan Morgan: Not here... Not now...
Morgan and his boys leave. on the other side of the ring Wilson and Savannah have recovered. Wilson gets Savannah on his back but Blaise leaps into action and hits her with an inverted Soporose right off of Wilson's back! Wilson turns around not expecting it. The fans cheer. Wilson is pissed off and argues with Blaise.
Blaise: Get your head in the game next time!
Scott Wilson: What's your damn problem!
The Main Event aftermath was coming to an end and the long unheard opening notes of Shaman's Harvest' "Broken Dreams" begins to echo through the arena. As the music begins to play several of the figures step out from behind the curtain. Each figure one of the long unseen albino warriors that had been part of Insidious' legacy. Blaise shakes her head at the scene then at Wilson as she rolls out and leave the scene.
Steve Thompson: Where did these guys come from? I thought we had seen the last of them at Sudden Death.
Chuck : Who knows Steve but they are back now."
Indeed they were back and as the warriors move down to the ring one last figure stands on top of the ramp watching for just a moment. This being no other than the returning Aaron Frederick Hudson. After the warriors take place around the ring Aaron steps down the ramp in a cocky self assured manner. A manner that many would actually find to be arrogant.
Steve: Well look who it is.
Chuck: As we heard last week this man was part of an attack that left his tag team partner brutalized.
Steve: We also saw that said partner was still in a coma.
As the competitors in the ring slide out out of the way the warriors move to stop just one. The current EHWF Hardcore Champion Savannah. Once she was the last one in the ring the four albinos jump up onto the ring apron all the while Aaron struts down the ramp and into the ring his eyes looking at her intently. After a moment of glancing about she returns that glare.
Steve: Things are getting interesting Chuck.
Chuck: I am not sure interesting is a good thing with these guys involved.
Aaron climbs the steps and enters the ring with a microphone in hand. Once in the ring he walks towards Savannah until he is only a few feet from her. Once there he lifts the microphone to his lips.
Aaron Frederick Hudson: Congratulations Champ. Looks like we may still get our match after all. Which from what I have heard is something you would love nothing more that to do after what I did at Sudden Death. Well Savannah, you never once tried to track me down to find out why I did it. I haven't seen you in months and I thought we were friends. I can live with that though since things change. One thing will remain a crystal clear fact and that is I did something you once tried to do and couldn't. I am the one who ended Nathaniel Grant's career and I know how much that must bother you.
He stops speaking having started this verbal sparring match with a brutal right hook. The crowd had grown silent in expectation while they waited for the response. Savannah reaches out, and a long hard.. microphone was press into her hand by a stage hand. She brings the mic up to her mouth, looking non plussed about it all.
Savannah: If you remember Th- Nathaniel had pulled that little suicide trick of his when I needed him the most. HE was the one who ended our friendship, not me! All because I'd managed to get some success in this business, where he'd pissed off the wrong people!
Anyway, doesn't matter. What I gave him in the ring- in a match- was what he would have asked me to. Did he ask you to put him into a fucking coma? Did he?
Savannah was starting to tremble as long held rage was brought up to the surface.
Aaron Frederick Hudson: Water under the bridge but what is done is done. The coma is something that wasn't planned but it happened. If you had been part of Insidious at Sudden Death you would have been told what was really happening. Alas we all know what happened with that don’t we even after Nathaniel came to you to mend the broken fences between you guys.
Savannah: You know.. I never got that waste of jizz Remi for what he did to Tim- and then the hell he put me through over it….
Aaron starts to laugh in a mocking fashion that left none of his contempt for the situation hidden.
Aaron Frederick Hudson: I am not Remington so you can’t turn me into his surrogate so easily. No Savannah, what we have between us is a more personal issue. I have heard that you want to make me pay. You want to make me bleed for what happened at Sudden Death. Yet, let me ask you this? If you really gave a damn about Nathaniel Grant where the hell were you when he was being beaten down? You did nothing to help the man who unleashed the wrestler you are today. Let’s face it Savannah, deep down inside you were cheering every hit that was given in that post match betrayal. I know how you think Savannah and you can lie to yourself and the fans all you want but in the end you are nothing more than a beast who wants to see others bleed.
Aaron lowers the microphone with a strangely serene smile on his lips as he waits for a reaction to his words. His overall posture an invitation for something to happen. Savannah shakes her head,
Savannah: You know exactly where I was, Aaron! I was backstage being looked over by the EMTs after I went through my first Hardcore Championship match! After I bled for that belt and won it!
She closes the gap, snarling in his face.
Savannah: When you and that bitch Kyuubi started your shit, I tried to get back out there to help- but those EMT's have learned. I wasn't going to be getting away from them even if they had to hurt me even more to stop me!
Aaron takes the rage directed at him without even moving as he had known what to expect. Already things were going as he wanted them to. As she stares him down she is suddenly hit from behind by the suddenly appearing Kyuubi. Kyuubi uses the distracted to connect with an Oni Drop on the EHWF Hardcore Champion. As Kyuubi locks in the arm lock Aaron kneels down so that there would be no miscommunications- as there might have been since Savannah was already fighting to escape the painful hold.
Aaron Frederick Hudson: Savannah, I am back and if you recall I told the world at Sudden Death that I would be coming for the Hardcore Championship as the number one contender. Yet, due to the events in the wake of that event I lost that chance. However, Savannah we will have our match soon one day and when we do I want you to hate me with every fiber of your being. I want to see the venom in your and eyes and feel the violence pouring out of your every pore. When we meet I want there to be nothing holding you back from trying to kill me.
Kyuubi was holding the lock as best she could while not forcing it to the point it broke bones. It was more a way to send a message that they meant business and would not be ignored.
Aaron Frederick Hudson: I told you at Sudden Death that things were changing. Now Insidious is back in the EHWF and this is the first of many messages you will be receiving as time goes on. Yet, as it is a new incarnation of the group, a change of name is in order. I am Aaron Frederick Hudson and this is Kyuubi, we are The Embassy. If you aren’t with us you are against us. If you are against us expect to be destroyed.
With those words Aaron stands back up and seems to turn away from Savannah before suddenly turning to slam his boot into the center of her face before Kyuubi breaks the hold. As Kyuubi rises to her feet she grabs the EHWF Hardcore Championship then mockingly lifts it into the air before dropping on the prone form of the current champion. Both Aaron and Kyuubi leave the ring as “Broken Dreams” by Shaman’s Harvest begins to once again play in the arena. Once both of them had left the ring the four albino warriors drop down and follow the pair back up the ramp.
Savannah: A.. anytime.. anyplace… any.. any stip.
The camera cuts to the ring, where Savannah is leaning on the ropes after making it to her feet. She's wobbly from being booted in the face and her nose bleeds but she's getting her strength back even as we watch.
Savannah: You hear me? You want this show down then fine! You name the match and I'll be there! And as for your little bitch- Ky? I don't give a shit if you're in the EHWF officially or not. Name any time, any place- any dark alley or abandoned lot and I'll kick all of your tails in!
She then flips them both off, having recovered her feet fully- although one arm does move a bit slower than the other.
Micahel Rissi: Ohhh heeeeelllll nahh!
Michael Rissi appears at the top of the ramp.
Michael Rissi: You think you vamps can just show back up. Smack some guys around and make demands of matches and shit... I don't think so. Where you been at all this time Aaron? Sucking some dick? Huh?
Michael looks at Kyuubi.
Michael Rissi: And I don't even know who you are... Let me break it down for you. We already have an army of delusional motherfuckers in EHWF don't become one of them by thinking that you're going to get a shot at the Hardcore Championship... Either of you! No... Instead I'm going to give you another opportunity! Aaron... I'm putting you in the Feast or Fired ladder match where a new title will be up for grabs! That's right, you're the third entrant! You want to prove yourself? Do it in this match!
Michael drops the mic and leaves as everyone looks at each other.
Steve White: Aaron Fredrick Hudson returns and gets put in Feast or Fired! What a bizarre ending to the night. Nevertheless, thank you for watching EHWF Mayhem, we will see you all... next week! Be safe and goodnight!
We fade out as Scott Wilson who was still on the outside of the ring looks over the whole scene. We fade to the EHWF Logo ending the show.