Post by break on Dec 11, 2011 15:43:56 GMT -5
*Nameless is seen laying on the dry dirt with no shirt on, holding a low-quality video camera in one hand, and rubbing his hands through his hair in an almost psychotic yet calm manner with the other. He looks up at the camera now*
Nameless: So I lay here in a small town near Arena del Mexico or whatever the fuck it's called. *Somewhat heavy breathing* I sit here...... and I think of nothing but how I can beat each of my soon-to-be opposers in different ways. I don't want it to be boring. But one man I can't *In trembling voice* STAND... Is Chris Ashton. So I'm gonna tell you all how I'm going to eliminate...his little cocky-ass. *Stands up with camera. Speaks calmly* First, I'm going to take my cigarette and immediately embed it into his nose. Yes, I'll make sure he can't smell out of one of those nostrils if even breathe out of it later that night. Then, I'll probably wear him down with a few submissions, you know. The usual. But now comes the fun part. I'm going to punch him in the nose, hitting whichever nostril I burn with the cig...drop a knee on it, you get the idea. I'll kick him in the mouth, making sure at least three of his teeth make it into the lining of his esophagus. Then maybe I'll get him in the camel clutch or some other neck-abrogating submission, I don't care. I doubt he'll be able to breathe the next day without little tubes and an oxygen tank. *Genuine chuckling* And you'll all know who I am, without even knowing my name! *Smile* Nameless...trust me, it'll be the toughest thing to watch since I came out of my dead mother's vagina. *Another long smile before he headbutts the camera, sending it to the ground with a few seconds of static before the tape ends*
Nameless: So I lay here in a small town near Arena del Mexico or whatever the fuck it's called. *Somewhat heavy breathing* I sit here...... and I think of nothing but how I can beat each of my soon-to-be opposers in different ways. I don't want it to be boring. But one man I can't *In trembling voice* STAND... Is Chris Ashton. So I'm gonna tell you all how I'm going to eliminate...his little cocky-ass. *Stands up with camera. Speaks calmly* First, I'm going to take my cigarette and immediately embed it into his nose. Yes, I'll make sure he can't smell out of one of those nostrils if even breathe out of it later that night. Then, I'll probably wear him down with a few submissions, you know. The usual. But now comes the fun part. I'm going to punch him in the nose, hitting whichever nostril I burn with the cig...drop a knee on it, you get the idea. I'll kick him in the mouth, making sure at least three of his teeth make it into the lining of his esophagus. Then maybe I'll get him in the camel clutch or some other neck-abrogating submission, I don't care. I doubt he'll be able to breathe the next day without little tubes and an oxygen tank. *Genuine chuckling* And you'll all know who I am, without even knowing my name! *Smile* Nameless...trust me, it'll be the toughest thing to watch since I came out of my dead mother's vagina. *Another long smile before he headbutts the camera, sending it to the ground with a few seconds of static before the tape ends*