Post by EHWF Management on Nov 23, 2015 6:51:06 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the beach setting where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole picturesque beach, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit at the table on the sand.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Mayhem! Last week we witnessed a massive return when Blaise came back and made the ol’ save on Elysia and Zoe against Bloodline! Now it seems the anti-Bloodline alliance is stronger than ever with the shocking boost they received last week! This week however its all on all as Blaise, Gallows, Walters and Sykes take each other on in a main event battle royal where there can only be one damn winner!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right and it’s just one week out from the big 6 man tag team match at Last Rites! The arena almost crumbled to the ground last week at the return of Blaise but will she be enough to take Bloodline down at Last Rites or have Bloodline really got this one in the bag? Also don’t forget about the other quality matches we have tonight and the huge one taking on our co-main event position!
Steve White: Very true! The Frenzy’s are back on Harris and Dave’s tail as this week they challenge for the Tag Team Titles! Harris has been vocal not only about Team Epic but also his own partner. Can Harris and Dave work together as a united Bloodline or will their relationship fall apart in the ring and will Team Epic finally claim another title belt?
Chuck Thompson: Zoe McDraven will also get to flaunt more of her hardcore prowess and skill that she has become so famous for when she takes on Luciano Capasso one on one! Can Luciano live up to his claims of being one of the best up and comers or will the Hardcore Champion decimate him and send a message to Bloodline a week before their big main event clash at Last Rites?
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop in the lead up to one of the best PPV’s of the year! Lets start the show now Chuck!
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the opening contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is set for one fall!
"Now or Never" hits the arena as Brad Valley hits the stage with a cocky smirk wiped on his face. In his right hand is a Yale Law Book that he proudly shows the fans as he refuses to slap their hands. Brad makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring and proceeds to the turnbuckle where he parades his law book to the booing crowd. Upon leaping backing to the mat, Brad tosses his law book out of the ring and prepares to fight.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Brad Valley...
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent… The Wild Cat… Savannah!
DING DING DING!
The two superstars stare each other down. Each one with something to prove. They circle around the ring three times and lunge in at each other. As they tie up, Savannah quickly drops to one knee placing Brad in a headlock. She wrenches it a few times before standing back up and hip tossing him to the mat. Valley is quick to get up and charges back in for more, clotheslining Savannah to the mat. He taunts the crowd, becoming a little distracted, Savannah gets to her feet, runs to the ropes, rebounding and drop kicking Valley in the back sending him through the ropes to the outside. As Valley makes it to his feet, Savannah runs and dives through the ropes, hitting him with a flying shoulder block, and both of them hit the floor. Savannah gets up and grabs Valley by the head. She nails him with big right hands, one after the other, and then whips him into the ring steps before sliding back into the ring. Valley rolls around in pain on the outside of the ring.
Steve White: Savannah is all over Brad Valley right now and she’s treating him like a child in that ring! Brad Valley was so promising but now it seems like his career is all but finished for good!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah picked up a win last week but another win against Brad Valley here would really do a lot for her claim to gold on Mayhem. She had a rough couple of months but now she’s looking focused and she’s really beating Valley up!
Valley slowly rolls back into the ring just before the ten count. Savannah picks him up and suplexes him to the mat. She gets back up and drags him to the center of the ring. Then heads for the turnbuckle. Valley makes it to his feet after a minute or so and turns to face Savannah. She hits the Pounce and goes for the pin.
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ROPE BREAK!
Steve White: Pounce! Valley would be destroyed and he would have lost this one if it weren’t for those damn ropes right next to him! What an effort by Savannah right now! She’s all over him!
Chuck Thompson: Valley wants to fight but he can’t really get much in! Savannah is just beating him to a pulp right now! She’s controlling this match and treating Valley like he’s nothing!
Savannah has had enough of Brad’s shit and starts to beat him with big blows and stomps on the mat! Brad scrambles up but she hits him with ruthless punches and tosses him into the corner only to run at him and hit him with a corner elbow! She pulls him forward and knife-edge chops him to the canvas! The fans cheer! Valley begs for a time out but Savannah boots him in the gob! Valley makes a beam for the ropes but Savannah twists him around into a slap then hits him with a sunset flip into a cover!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Valley barely kicks out from that one! If I were him I’d just let Savannah beat me, I mean come on, she’s physically destroyed this man tonight and she’s still got a lot left in the tank! Savannah is really finding her groove again!
Chuck Thompson: That she is and she’s also impressing and sending a message! I think those rough couple of months are behind her for good now! Valley is in real trouble now, just end it Savannah, this is getting hard to watch!
Valley kicks out and rolls over onto his stomach. Savannah slides over and locks in the Cat’s Cradle. Valley screams out in agony as the hold is tightened. He pushes himself up, attempting to crawl towards the ropes. Valley reaches out as far as he can but is still a few feet away. He manages to inch a little closer with each second. Savannah tightens the hold once more and Valley drops to his stomach, squirming around. He attempts to lift himself up once again but it’s to no avail and he slaps his hand on the mat. Valley submits!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… “The Wild Cat” Savannah!
Savannah stands tall as her music hits! A pissed off Brad Valley backs off up the ramp, swearing and limping as Savannah celebrates inside the ring to her music. We fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage where Michael Rissi is at his desk. He watches the show on the monitor right before Tyler Gates limps into the room with his Jr Heavyweight title belt on his shoulder. Michael Rissi looks at him and shake his head.
Tyler Gates: You wanted to see me brah?
Michael Rissi: Yeah, I just wanted to tell you to re-up because next week you’re defending the Jr Heavyweight Championship at Last Rites.
Tyler Gates is outraged and points at the bandage on his arm.
Tyler Gates: Can’t you see I’m still hurt brother? There’s no way I can defend next week at Last Rites! Not happening bro!
Michael Rissi: It is happening. You’ll defend against Savannah or you’ll be stripped of the title! Now get the fuck out of here before I shove a bong down your throat!
Tyler Gates shakes his head wildly as Rissi takes a step back and looks uncomfortable.
Tyler Gates: There’s no fucking way! Did you hear me!? I can’t defend! Where’s Joanna, she’s the one who said I didn’t have to defend last time due to injuries! Get her out here!
Michael Rissi: She’s still in Pennsylvania on business! You’re defending that title and its not just going to be against Savannah now seeing that you’ve pissed me off! It’s going to be a 10 man battle royal you dumb fuck! AND if you lose you won’t only lose the title… you’ll lose your job!
Tyler Gates: THAT’S NOT FAIR! THAT’S NOT FAIR! I’M STILL INJURED!!
Michael Rissi punches Tyler Gates in the face and drops him! Rissi boots Gates in the chest a few times then picks him up, slamming his head and face off the table a few times then tossing him out the door!
Michael Rissi: You’re defending next week whether you like it or not! I gave you more than enough time to recover from your stubbed index finger! Do not make me fucking enable you! Get your ass to Texas NOW!
Rissi slams the door behind him as we pan down to the hurt Tyler Gates on the floor of the hall. Silver Kazama comes through and steps over Tyler Gates carcass, slowly opening the door.
Silver Kazama: Hey, Rissi… This isn’t a bad time is it?
Michael Rissi: Eh? No, I was just giving a briefing on next week to a superstar, what’s up?
Silver Kazama: I’m certain that Bloodline will interfere in the main event tonight…
Michael Rissi looks up deep in thought.
Michael Rissi: Ah yes… The main event. You better have known what you were doing with that one – personally I wouldn’t have booked it myself but you seemed adamant it was a good idea.
Silver Kazama: I think it’ll come together… Provided Bloodline don’t interfere which I know they will… Joanna was going to sign some papers when I came up with the card last week outlining that Dave and Harris are banned from showing up in the main event.
Michael Rissi: She’s still on business in Pennsylvania…
Rissi looks down at the papers, one with Dave’s face on it and one with Harris’.
Michael Rissi: Fine... I’ll sign this shit… Dave and Harris are banned from showing up in the main event match. If they do they’ll be stripped of their respective titles.
Rissi takes out his pen and scribbles his signature on that shit and Silver files them away.
Silver Kazama: Sounds good... I’ll be back here when it’s main event time to see how it all pans out. At least it’ll be a fair one.
Silver walks out of the room and Rissi looks out in the hallway with a suspicions look on his face as we fade out back to the ring.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is an intergender match and it is set for one fall!
All the lights in the arena go out as it's pitch black. Better Than You by "Metallica" hits hard over the PA system as Luciano walks out from behind the stage. He then walks down the ramp way flexing his muscles as he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Luciano then walks up the steps and enters inside the ring through the middle ropes. Once he is in the ring all the lights come on has he just stands in the middle of the ring awaiting his opposition.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Luciano Capasso!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent... The Hardcore Champion... Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds as Zoe and Luciano circle each other for a while. Luciano and Zoe quickly come into the center but Luciano boots Zoe in the midsection then tries to toss her into the corner but she stops herself with her boot and snaps a kick right into Luciano's face before stepping up on the turnbuckle, flipping off behind Luciano and booting him in the back into the corner! Luciano turns Zoe around and smacks her with a big right hand which destroys her as the shot from the much bigger man sends her crashing to the canvas in the corner! Luciano stands her up and rams Zoe against the corner and weakens her with corner hard thrusts, each one with more authority than the last! Luciano backs off and bolts at Zoe but Zoe jumps up and Luciano runs into her knee! She grabs Luciano and headbutts him against the ropes! He comes back with a running move but Zoe ducks it then hits him with a bulldog from behind! The fans go wild but Luciano is enraged as he gets up from the mat! He gets up and swings! Zoe ducks him and bounces off the ropes! Luciano runs at her as well but she slides down between his legs and bounces off the bottom ropes then leaps in the air and takes Luciano out with a corkscrew body dive!
Steve White: Bah Gawd what fast paced action! We've seen a lot go down here already tonight but it looks like Zoe wants to pick up a big win here and steal the show before her big PPV main event next week!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe is doing a lot of damage and she's really fast but that's only because she knows if she stops moving or let's Capasso catch her, then she's as good as dead!
Luciano and Zoe get up. Zoe runs up at high speed and dropkicks Cowbell right in the chest, sending him down to the mat! Luciano gets up in a rage and knocks her down with a big shoulder block! Zoe yells in pain as Luciano lifts her up and tosses her like a sack of potatos into the center of the ring! Zoe cries out in pain but let's out a growl of determination as Luciano advances on her! She springs up and bolts across the ring, sliding through Luciano's legs and getting up, bouncing off of the second and bottom ropes then leaping through the air with a running high knee to the face! Luciano stumbles around. He's groggy but reletively unhurt from Zoe. Luciano turns around and knocks his head the smiles at Zoe who looks horrified! Zoe backs off and grinds her teeth knowing she has to do something quick! Luciano turns around and snarls, lunging at Zoe who ducks him once more! Zoe wants a Shockwave but Luciano tosses her into the corner hard and Zoe cries out in pain right as Luciano flattens her with a big curbed clothesline!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Now Luciano has turned the tables in this match and it seems like he's really hurting Zoe with these massive shots and ruthless offense! Zoe might not make it to Last Rites!
Chuck Thompson: You're damn right about that one! Luciano is freaking destroying Zoe right here! He should join Bloodline! This is hard to watch and I don't know if she can take much more!
Luciano advances on Zoe who fires a desperate slap to his face! Zoe stumbles up using the ropes and hits Luciabo with a jumping sidekick to the neck! Luciano isn't very hurt but it gives her time to recover and dash to the opposite end of the ring! Zoe runs at Luciano! She swings at him but he ducks her and hoists her up, hitting her with a massive Alabama Slam! The fans go nuts but start to boo as Luciano covers Zoe!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Zoe refuses to give it up there! The determination, effort and resiliency of this girl is amazing!
Chuck Thompson: Much respect for Zoe McDraven, she's the Hardcore Champion for a reason but she has to think about her big match next week. Is trying to win this here really worth being hurt for the showdown with Bloodline at Last Rites? I mean, Luciano wants to obliterate her tonight!
Zoe swats Luciano in the head with a quick kick! Luciano flails off of Zoe and she springs up! Luciano tackles her back down to the mat and gets a few shots in but she’s able to squirm out and get behind him, hoisting Luciano up and slamming him down into the mat! Zoe locks in Kinetic Energy and Luciano struggles and screams out in pain as his arm extends to tap out!
Steve White: She’s gonna do it! Zoe is gonna do it she’s gonna make Luciano tap out right here and now!!
Chuck Thompson: She’s got him locked in and he’s in pain! There’s no way out for Capasso, this one is over!!
Zoe has it locked in tight and wrenches with everything she has left! Luciano yells in pain and holds his arm out! He goes to bring his hand down to the canvas but Calvin Harris and Jason Dave slide in the ring and both topple on top of Zoe and Luciano, stomping them on the mat!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Due to outside interference… This match has been declared a no contest!
Chuck Thompson: What!?! Bloodline is here and they just fucked up this damn match! They might not be able to target Blaise and Elysia in their match tonight but I guess Zoe is a sitting duck!
Jason Dave clotheslines Zoe over the top rope to the outside while Calvin Harris stomps Luciano Capasso out! The fans boo wildly as Dave grabs Zoe on the outside and tosses her into the steel steps! Calvin Harris rams an off guard Capasso into the apron and raises his arms in celebration!
Chuck Thompson: Damn Bloodline are trying to soften up their rivals and send a message tonight!
Dave and Harris back up the ramp as the fans boo them and throw garbage at them as we fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage where Alexandria Kendrick is standing in the Operations Manager’s office with a mic as she looks down the camera with a serious expression.
Alexandria Kendrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for joining me for this announcement tonight. This won’t take very long and we’ll get back to the action very soon.
The tron booms on in the arena and all the fans watch on with intent as Alexandria speaks with a serious tone of voice.
Alexandria Kendrick: Last week Brandon Bash made several threats towards myself, Wilmer Patacky and the rest of the EHWF Roster. I realize that Brandon has the intent of targeting Wilmer and myself now and at Last Rites so we’ve both decided that we’re not going to wait for him to do something… Instead Wilmer is going to take the fight to Bash himself.
The fans back in the arena cheer!
Alexandria Kendrick: Next week at Last Rites, I’ve approved the match – Wilmer Patacky vs. Brandon Bash. It’s going to be a Street Fight that holds the stipulations that if Brandon Bash wins I will hand back all power to Brandon Bash including all of his assets and the Operation Manager title BUT if Wilmer wins the contest, Brandon Bash will be forced to retire after the next match he wins!
Alexandria nods as the tron flickers off and the fans go nuts!
We pan back down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall and it's for the Tag Team Championships!
The Greatest thing is wrestling today is back... Get on your feet for something awesome, something amazing, SOMETHING EPIC!!!!! A voice from backstage can be heard as Ben Stiller from Dodgeball says "We're better than you and we know it." then Bad Horsie hits...
Mark and Chris Frenzy walk out with their hands raised. They come out dressed in matching blue and gold wrestling attire. They have on black t-shirts with no sleeves and the team epic logo on the front of it. Mark stands with arms folded as Chris spins slowly around. They stop and say Epic Baby!! at the top of their lungs as they then look out to the crowd and smirk. "YOU HAVE COME HERE TO SEE US!" the fans boo louder as the fans begin to chant "You're Not Epic!" Mark and Chris smile big as they take in all the boos. They go down the ramp and tear up fan signs and then continue. They stop at the bottom of the ramp and look around then they walk up the ring step one after the other. Mark and Chris pose against the ropes and then climb through the ropes. Mark and Chris pose in center ring with Chris kneeling down the flexing while Mark holds his fist high in the air. Team Epic then looks to the entry way and awaits their opponents to come out from the back.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The challengers... Mark and Chris Frenzy… Team Epic!
Bloodline members Calvin Harris and Jason Dave appear at the top of the ramp as their music plays. They are quickly flooded with boos as they arrogantly make their way down the ramp and approach the ring. They get inside and taunt the pissed off fans as they wait for their opponents to show their face
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… They are the Tag Team Champions… Jason Dave and the Showtime Champion Calvin Harris… Bloodline!
DING DING DING!
The match begins with Dave and Mark locking up. Dave knees Mark in the gut then tosses him into the corner where Harris holds him and Dave gets a running knee to him midsection! The ref tells Harris off but he argues his case as Dave scoops Mark up and drops him on the damn turnbuckle! Dave pulls Mark away from the ropes and wraps him into an abdominal stretch! Mark elbows Dave in the back of the head and gets out of the hold then springs Dave off of the ropes! Dave comes back and Mark jumps up and tackles Dave down to the mat! The fans cheer as Mark jumps up and tags in Chris!
Steve White: Mark takes Dave down and quickly tags in Chris into this contest! I think the Frenzy’s can really get it done here tonight and finally take out Harris and Dave!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think they can. Harris and Dave are too strong even though they don’t seem to like each other. The Frenzy’s aren’t experienced enough for gold yet.
Chris dashes into the ring and takes Dave down with a big shoulder block! The fans cheer as Chris gets up and takes Dave down once more! Chris gets up and picks Dave up, booting him into the damn corner! Chris Frenzy runs up and hits a big corner clothesline on Dave who falls on the mat destroyed! Chris quickly hooks Dave’s leg!
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ROPE BREAK!
Chris gets up and grabs Dave going for a butterfly submission but Dave elbows Chris in the face and gets up, hitting Chris in the head with a big Enziguri! Both men are down as the fans cheer!
Chris and Dave get up and Dave hits Chris with some big shots but Chris takes Dave down with an STO! Both men get up only for Chris to pick Dave up off his feet and ram him into the corner then slam him down on the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex! Chris starts to take control!
Steve White: A massive move there from Chris Frenzy! Do you really think Team Epic can get this done and chip away at Bloodline before Last Rites? They’re looking really good here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Bloodline really want to take down the Team Epic here tonight and bring more power to Bloodline. Bloodline only see Epic as fodder and scum who should be put down but it must be hurting their image to be struggling against Team Epic like they are now!
Dave gets up but Chris wraps him up and tries to get him in a submission hold. Dave elbows Chris in the groin then hoists Chris up on his back and drops him on the middle rope to buy time! Chris gets to his feet but Dave dives across the ring and tags in Calvin Harris! Harris jumps in the ring and takes Chris out with a big elbow! Chris gets to his knee but Harris kicks him in the side! Chris springs up and belts Harris in the face! When he goes for another, Harris hoists Chris up and plummets him with a big firemans carry! The fans go nuts as Harris goes for a cover but Chris gets Harris in a small package when he goes for it!
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KICK OUT!
Harris is pissed off and embarrassed! He rages out and headbutts Chris square in the face then takes him down but Chris locks up with him on the mat and the two start to wrestle for dominance!
Steve White: It looked like Harris had Frenzy there but Frenzy still had a bit of fight left in him and almost stole this one with a surprise! Harris only grew angrier though!
Chuck Thompson: Harris and Dave are working together quite well albeit with little communication between the two! At least they’re putting their differences aside for the sake of Bloodline!
Harris runs up and boots Chris square in the side! Chris tries to get up but Harris picks Chris up and hits him with a scoopslam in the center of the ring! Harris covers Chris!
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KICK OUT!
Harris starts stomping out Chris in a rage until the ref comes over and stops him! Chris gets up and rams Harris in the gut then quickly DDTs him to the mat out of nowhere! The fans go nuts! Chris can barely move and Harris is getting up! Chris dives to his corner and tags in Mark! Mark runs in and hits Harris in the back with a dropkick! Mark lines Harris up as the fans cheer!
Steve White: Harris is in a bad spot now! Are Bloodline going to lose it right here!?
Chuck Thompson: It’s been a good match so far but I think Harris is finished now! This is it! Watch out!!
Mark hoists Harris up as Chris comes past for Epicness Prevails! Right before they can hit it, Dave hits Mark with a big Reality Check outta nowhere and saves Harris! Harris falls on Mark and Dave locks up with Chris as they wrestle in the corner! The ref makes sure all is good and goes down to count as Harris is out on top of a knocked out Mark!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and STILL the Tag Team Champions… Jason Dave and the Showtime Champion… Calvin Harris… Bloodline!
The fans boo wildly. Harris looks shocked on the ring, still a little out of it as he looks up at Dave. Dave kicks Harris’ title belt towards him. Harris stares up at Dave, realizing he saved the match. Harris gets up but Dave rolls out of the ring and makes his way back up the ramp by himself.
Steve White: Harris may have done most of the work but Dave really saved this one tonight! He saved Harris after all of Harris’ naysaying and comments week in and week out. What do you think is going though his mind?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know but what I do know is Jason Dave and Calvin Harris are still partners and they are still the Tag Team Champions!!
Harris stares out at the entrance as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is an over the top rope battle royal!
'Problem' by Natalia Kills begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Hannah Walters!
As soon as the music starts the arena goes black, at 8 seconds in lights slowly fade in for 4 seconds then fade out for 4 seconds then again in and out just enough to see the smoke that is now surrounding the ramp as well as the ring. At 23 seconds into the song the lights begin to strobe and you can see Elysia Gallows making his way down the ramp and into the ring. When he enters the ring he stands in the center staring straight up, eyes closed, and his arms crossed in an X against his chest. it's 38 seconds in, and in sync with the music the lights come back on instantly as fireworks go off starting at one corner of the ring and wrapping completely around it to finish where it started. (Think HBK but starting, going all the way around the ring, and then stopping.) When the fireworks stop he paces the ring side to side staring at the stage waiting for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next... Elysia Gallows!
“Earthquake” by Family Force 5 begins to blare through the PA system. Pink fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face. She’s wearing a dark black hoodie with the words, “deceiving beauty” on it as she looks off to the crowd. The words couldn’t sum up the diva more, she was probably one of the smallest competitors on the roster, but had so much fight. She walked to the corner of the ramp, exciting the crowd with her words as she urged them to get loud and on their feet. She then began to descend down the ramp. The diva makes her way to the fans, appearing as if she’s about to hit some hands before sliding right past them with a chuckle. She jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips a bit to the music as she looks at the crowd with her mischievous eyes. The diva then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. Blaise raises her hands, pointing her two index fingers to the ceiling, before taking her hood off. She gives the crowd a toothy grin as she then motions for the title around her waist. Of course the diva had not forgotten what her eyes were set on.
Patricia Downs: And next… Blaise!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And Finally… He is the EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and all four competitors are apprehensive of each other. Blaise and Elysia walk up to each other and start talking. Eli and Hannah talk amongst themselves and grow impatient. They approach Blaise and Gallows and start to berate them. They get into an argument until Blaise and Gallows strike Eli and Hannah and a brawl breaks out! Blaise and Hannah start firing hard shots at each other, Gallows takes Eli down to the damn mat! A massive brawl ensues as the 4 get closer to the ropes!
Steve White: And the action is on right now! Eli and Gallows at one end, Hannah and Blaise at the other! These people may be in an alliance with each other but it’s all for themselves tonight!
Chuck Thompson: This is a real main event if it goes well! This is a showcase of real talent and ability! We have 4 massive names in the ring ready to set the night on fire but who will win!!
Hannah blasts Blaise in the face with some big shots then takes her down with a big dropkick! Eli swings Gallows around to the ropes and tries to toss him over but Gallows hooks on the ropes and stops himself! Gallows boots Eli in the face and gets off the ropes then tackles Eli to the mat and starts ground and pounding him! Hannah comes over and grabs Gallows from behind, running him up with a bulldog! Blaise shoots across and takes Hannah out with a massive running STO only to have Eli come over and take Blaise down with a clothesline! Eli then bounces off of the ropes and drops a leg on Blaise then goes to check on Hannah!
Steve White: Eli slithering through this match, taking every opportunity he has! This guy can win it!!
Chuck Thompson: My money is on Eli! I don’t think Elysia and Blaise can work together in the all on al environment whereas Hannah is willing to lose for her nigga!
Gallows gets up and locks up with Eli! Eli knees Gallows in the gut then cracks him with an elbow in the face! Gallows responds by booting Eli in the gut then scoops him up and slams him hard down on the mat! Hannah Walters flies off of the top rope and takes Gallows out with a massive missile dropkick! The fans go nuts, Hannah gets up but Blaise hits her with a roundhouse to the side of the head from behind! Hannah hits the ropes and Blaise dropkicks her over the top to the outside as the fans break out into cheers for the action!
Patricia Downs: Hannah Walters has been eliminated!
Steve White: Hannah Walters has been eliminated! She got some good shots in there, I thought there was a chance she could have one this one!!
Chuck Thompson: And all of a sudden it doesn’t look good for Eli Sykes. He’s in a position he isn’t familiar with… Alone!
Eli runs up from behind and tries to eliminate Blaise. Gallows sits up in the corner and watches. Blaise elbows Eli off of her but Eli knees her in the midsection then hits her with a sideslam! Gallows comes from behind, knocking Eli in the neck with a forearm then tries to set him up for a signature but its not good! Eli and Gallows trade blows for a moment before Eli plummets Gallows with a big Russian legsweep!
Steve White: Eli Sykes is taking out some trash right now! This guy can do it! He’s the champ afterall!
Chuck Thompson: Eli needs to watch Blaise as much as he’s watching Gallows right now!
Eli gets to his feet but Blaise knocks him down! Blaise starts wildly stomping out Eli. Elysia gets up and Blaise wildly turns around, thinking he’s aiming for her but they both freeze. Eli knocks Blaise down and dives on Elysia! Elysia and Sykes brawl until Sykes hoists Elysia up on his damn back and hits him with Syke Out! Elysia takes the full impact and falls over the top rope, crashing to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Elysia Gallows has been eliminated!
Steve White: And there goes Gallows! It’s down to Eli and Blaise! This is amazing! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: These fans are getting so loud I can’t even hear myself!!
The fans are going absolutely nuts as Blaise and Eli circle each other in the ring! They lock up and trade blows! Eli goes low and knees Blaise in the midsection the forces her against the ropes and tries to get her over but she swats a kicks and the two come back to the center of the ring! Blaise hammer throws Eli and he hits the ropes! Blaise then superkicks Eli over the top rope but he hits the apron! The fans are going nuts but before Blaise can follows up, Bill Ryder runs in the ring and knocks Blaise down! The fans go wild!
Steve White BILL RYDER! BILL RYDER! He’s back Bah Gawd he’s returned!!
Chuck Thompson: Bill is back and Rissi didn’t sign anything banning him from this match! He only signed Dave and Harris to be banished tonight! Bill is back and it doesn’t look good for Blaise!
Bill Ryder picks Blaise up! Eli orders Bill to dispose of her! The crowd gets amazingly loud! Bill runs Blaise over to the ropes and tries to toss her over but she holds the ropes and elbows Bill off of her! Eli comes up and forearms her against the ropes! Eli hits her with a high knee then tries for a bulldog but Blaise propels him against the ropes then takes Eli out with Soporose! The fans are going nuts but Blaise can’t do anything about it as Bill grabs her from behind once more!
Steve White: Bill and Eli are all over Blaise and it looks like she can’t keep up! Can anyone do anything?!
Chuck Thompson: This is perfectly legal! Bill seems to be getting in Eli’s way though don’t your think?
Blaise struggles as Bill pushes Blaise away and goes for Ryde of Your Life but Blaise grabs his leg and hits him with Trail Blaiser! The fans go nuts as Bill hits the ropes! Eli comes from behind but Blaise senses him and hits him with a drop toe-hold sending him into Bill Ryder! Blaise goes for a double clothesline! She misses Bill and gets Eli but Eli holds onto the ropes and hits the apron! Blaise turns around, scrambling to find Bill! Bill fires Ryde of Your Life but Blaise ducks it and he accidentally hits Eli Sykes, kicking him off the apron to the outside!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Blaise!
Steve White: She did it! Ryder fucked up, that idiot! It thought Eli had this one for sure!
Chuck Thompson: Bill shoulda stayed away! I think Eli had this one but Bill couldn’t keep away, why choose tonight to return!? Resident HR for Bloodline, Calvin Harris won’t be happy with Bill that’s for sure!
Eli and Hannah are on the outside regrouping as Bill Ryder slides out, pissed off. Eli Sykes shakes his head, not even raging as Bill tries to apologize. Eli looks up at Blaise in the ring as he clutches his title. Elysia Gallows and Zoe McDraven run out and slide in the ring.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents this has been one amazing night but it’s far from over! We’ll see you at Last Rites next week! Be safe ladies and gents and good night!
We fade out at a close up of Eli Sykes looking up at the ring then cut to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole picturesque beach, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit at the table on the sand.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Mayhem! Last week we witnessed a massive return when Blaise came back and made the ol’ save on Elysia and Zoe against Bloodline! Now it seems the anti-Bloodline alliance is stronger than ever with the shocking boost they received last week! This week however its all on all as Blaise, Gallows, Walters and Sykes take each other on in a main event battle royal where there can only be one damn winner!
Chuck Thompson: That’s right and it’s just one week out from the big 6 man tag team match at Last Rites! The arena almost crumbled to the ground last week at the return of Blaise but will she be enough to take Bloodline down at Last Rites or have Bloodline really got this one in the bag? Also don’t forget about the other quality matches we have tonight and the huge one taking on our co-main event position!
Steve White: Very true! The Frenzy’s are back on Harris and Dave’s tail as this week they challenge for the Tag Team Titles! Harris has been vocal not only about Team Epic but also his own partner. Can Harris and Dave work together as a united Bloodline or will their relationship fall apart in the ring and will Team Epic finally claim another title belt?
Chuck Thompson: Zoe McDraven will also get to flaunt more of her hardcore prowess and skill that she has become so famous for when she takes on Luciano Capasso one on one! Can Luciano live up to his claims of being one of the best up and comers or will the Hardcore Champion decimate him and send a message to Bloodline a week before their big main event clash at Last Rites?
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop in the lead up to one of the best PPV’s of the year! Lets start the show now Chuck!
We come to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the opening contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this opening contest is set for one fall!
"Now or Never" hits the arena as Brad Valley hits the stage with a cocky smirk wiped on his face. In his right hand is a Yale Law Book that he proudly shows the fans as he refuses to slap their hands. Brad makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring and proceeds to the turnbuckle where he parades his law book to the booing crowd. Upon leaping backing to the mat, Brad tosses his law book out of the ring and prepares to fight.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Brad Valley...
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent… The Wild Cat… Savannah!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Savannah vs. Brad Valley
The two superstars stare each other down. Each one with something to prove. They circle around the ring three times and lunge in at each other. As they tie up, Savannah quickly drops to one knee placing Brad in a headlock. She wrenches it a few times before standing back up and hip tossing him to the mat. Valley is quick to get up and charges back in for more, clotheslining Savannah to the mat. He taunts the crowd, becoming a little distracted, Savannah gets to her feet, runs to the ropes, rebounding and drop kicking Valley in the back sending him through the ropes to the outside. As Valley makes it to his feet, Savannah runs and dives through the ropes, hitting him with a flying shoulder block, and both of them hit the floor. Savannah gets up and grabs Valley by the head. She nails him with big right hands, one after the other, and then whips him into the ring steps before sliding back into the ring. Valley rolls around in pain on the outside of the ring.
Steve White: Savannah is all over Brad Valley right now and she’s treating him like a child in that ring! Brad Valley was so promising but now it seems like his career is all but finished for good!
Chuck Thompson: Savannah picked up a win last week but another win against Brad Valley here would really do a lot for her claim to gold on Mayhem. She had a rough couple of months but now she’s looking focused and she’s really beating Valley up!
Valley slowly rolls back into the ring just before the ten count. Savannah picks him up and suplexes him to the mat. She gets back up and drags him to the center of the ring. Then heads for the turnbuckle. Valley makes it to his feet after a minute or so and turns to face Savannah. She hits the Pounce and goes for the pin.
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Steve White: Pounce! Valley would be destroyed and he would have lost this one if it weren’t for those damn ropes right next to him! What an effort by Savannah right now! She’s all over him!
Chuck Thompson: Valley wants to fight but he can’t really get much in! Savannah is just beating him to a pulp right now! She’s controlling this match and treating Valley like he’s nothing!
Savannah has had enough of Brad’s shit and starts to beat him with big blows and stomps on the mat! Brad scrambles up but she hits him with ruthless punches and tosses him into the corner only to run at him and hit him with a corner elbow! She pulls him forward and knife-edge chops him to the canvas! The fans cheer! Valley begs for a time out but Savannah boots him in the gob! Valley makes a beam for the ropes but Savannah twists him around into a slap then hits him with a sunset flip into a cover!
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Steve White: Valley barely kicks out from that one! If I were him I’d just let Savannah beat me, I mean come on, she’s physically destroyed this man tonight and she’s still got a lot left in the tank! Savannah is really finding her groove again!
Chuck Thompson: That she is and she’s also impressing and sending a message! I think those rough couple of months are behind her for good now! Valley is in real trouble now, just end it Savannah, this is getting hard to watch!
Valley kicks out and rolls over onto his stomach. Savannah slides over and locks in the Cat’s Cradle. Valley screams out in agony as the hold is tightened. He pushes himself up, attempting to crawl towards the ropes. Valley reaches out as far as he can but is still a few feet away. He manages to inch a little closer with each second. Savannah tightens the hold once more and Valley drops to his stomach, squirming around. He attempts to lift himself up once again but it’s to no avail and he slaps his hand on the mat. Valley submits!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… “The Wild Cat” Savannah!
Savannah stands tall as her music hits! A pissed off Brad Valley backs off up the ramp, swearing and limping as Savannah celebrates inside the ring to her music. We fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage where Michael Rissi is at his desk. He watches the show on the monitor right before Tyler Gates limps into the room with his Jr Heavyweight title belt on his shoulder. Michael Rissi looks at him and shake his head.
Tyler Gates: You wanted to see me brah?
Michael Rissi: Yeah, I just wanted to tell you to re-up because next week you’re defending the Jr Heavyweight Championship at Last Rites.
Tyler Gates is outraged and points at the bandage on his arm.
Tyler Gates: Can’t you see I’m still hurt brother? There’s no way I can defend next week at Last Rites! Not happening bro!
Michael Rissi: It is happening. You’ll defend against Savannah or you’ll be stripped of the title! Now get the fuck out of here before I shove a bong down your throat!
Tyler Gates shakes his head wildly as Rissi takes a step back and looks uncomfortable.
Tyler Gates: There’s no fucking way! Did you hear me!? I can’t defend! Where’s Joanna, she’s the one who said I didn’t have to defend last time due to injuries! Get her out here!
Michael Rissi: She’s still in Pennsylvania on business! You’re defending that title and its not just going to be against Savannah now seeing that you’ve pissed me off! It’s going to be a 10 man battle royal you dumb fuck! AND if you lose you won’t only lose the title… you’ll lose your job!
Tyler Gates: THAT’S NOT FAIR! THAT’S NOT FAIR! I’M STILL INJURED!!
Michael Rissi punches Tyler Gates in the face and drops him! Rissi boots Gates in the chest a few times then picks him up, slamming his head and face off the table a few times then tossing him out the door!
Michael Rissi: You’re defending next week whether you like it or not! I gave you more than enough time to recover from your stubbed index finger! Do not make me fucking enable you! Get your ass to Texas NOW!
Rissi slams the door behind him as we pan down to the hurt Tyler Gates on the floor of the hall. Silver Kazama comes through and steps over Tyler Gates carcass, slowly opening the door.
Silver Kazama: Hey, Rissi… This isn’t a bad time is it?
Michael Rissi: Eh? No, I was just giving a briefing on next week to a superstar, what’s up?
Silver Kazama: I’m certain that Bloodline will interfere in the main event tonight…
Michael Rissi looks up deep in thought.
Michael Rissi: Ah yes… The main event. You better have known what you were doing with that one – personally I wouldn’t have booked it myself but you seemed adamant it was a good idea.
Silver Kazama: I think it’ll come together… Provided Bloodline don’t interfere which I know they will… Joanna was going to sign some papers when I came up with the card last week outlining that Dave and Harris are banned from showing up in the main event.
Michael Rissi: She’s still on business in Pennsylvania…
Rissi looks down at the papers, one with Dave’s face on it and one with Harris’.
Michael Rissi: Fine... I’ll sign this shit… Dave and Harris are banned from showing up in the main event match. If they do they’ll be stripped of their respective titles.
Rissi takes out his pen and scribbles his signature on that shit and Silver files them away.
Silver Kazama: Sounds good... I’ll be back here when it’s main event time to see how it all pans out. At least it’ll be a fair one.
Silver walks out of the room and Rissi looks out in the hallway with a suspicions look on his face as we fade out back to the ring.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is an intergender match and it is set for one fall!
All the lights in the arena go out as it's pitch black. Better Than You by "Metallica" hits hard over the PA system as Luciano walks out from behind the stage. He then walks down the ramp way flexing his muscles as he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Luciano then walks up the steps and enters inside the ring through the middle ropes. Once he is in the ring all the lights come on has he just stands in the middle of the ring awaiting his opposition.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Luciano Capasso!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: And next... His opponent... The Hardcore Champion... Zoe McDraven!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Zoe McDraven vs. Luciano Capasso
The bell sounds as Zoe and Luciano circle each other for a while. Luciano and Zoe quickly come into the center but Luciano boots Zoe in the midsection then tries to toss her into the corner but she stops herself with her boot and snaps a kick right into Luciano's face before stepping up on the turnbuckle, flipping off behind Luciano and booting him in the back into the corner! Luciano turns Zoe around and smacks her with a big right hand which destroys her as the shot from the much bigger man sends her crashing to the canvas in the corner! Luciano stands her up and rams Zoe against the corner and weakens her with corner hard thrusts, each one with more authority than the last! Luciano backs off and bolts at Zoe but Zoe jumps up and Luciano runs into her knee! She grabs Luciano and headbutts him against the ropes! He comes back with a running move but Zoe ducks it then hits him with a bulldog from behind! The fans go wild but Luciano is enraged as he gets up from the mat! He gets up and swings! Zoe ducks him and bounces off the ropes! Luciano runs at her as well but she slides down between his legs and bounces off the bottom ropes then leaps in the air and takes Luciano out with a corkscrew body dive!
Steve White: Bah Gawd what fast paced action! We've seen a lot go down here already tonight but it looks like Zoe wants to pick up a big win here and steal the show before her big PPV main event next week!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe is doing a lot of damage and she's really fast but that's only because she knows if she stops moving or let's Capasso catch her, then she's as good as dead!
Luciano and Zoe get up. Zoe runs up at high speed and dropkicks Cowbell right in the chest, sending him down to the mat! Luciano gets up in a rage and knocks her down with a big shoulder block! Zoe yells in pain as Luciano lifts her up and tosses her like a sack of potatos into the center of the ring! Zoe cries out in pain but let's out a growl of determination as Luciano advances on her! She springs up and bolts across the ring, sliding through Luciano's legs and getting up, bouncing off of the second and bottom ropes then leaping through the air with a running high knee to the face! Luciano stumbles around. He's groggy but reletively unhurt from Zoe. Luciano turns around and knocks his head the smiles at Zoe who looks horrified! Zoe backs off and grinds her teeth knowing she has to do something quick! Luciano turns around and snarls, lunging at Zoe who ducks him once more! Zoe wants a Shockwave but Luciano tosses her into the corner hard and Zoe cries out in pain right as Luciano flattens her with a big curbed clothesline!
Steve White: Bah Gawd! Now Luciano has turned the tables in this match and it seems like he's really hurting Zoe with these massive shots and ruthless offense! Zoe might not make it to Last Rites!
Chuck Thompson: You're damn right about that one! Luciano is freaking destroying Zoe right here! He should join Bloodline! This is hard to watch and I don't know if she can take much more!
Luciano advances on Zoe who fires a desperate slap to his face! Zoe stumbles up using the ropes and hits Luciabo with a jumping sidekick to the neck! Luciano isn't very hurt but it gives her time to recover and dash to the opposite end of the ring! Zoe runs at Luciano! She swings at him but he ducks her and hoists her up, hitting her with a massive Alabama Slam! The fans go nuts but start to boo as Luciano covers Zoe!
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Steve White: Zoe refuses to give it up there! The determination, effort and resiliency of this girl is amazing!
Chuck Thompson: Much respect for Zoe McDraven, she's the Hardcore Champion for a reason but she has to think about her big match next week. Is trying to win this here really worth being hurt for the showdown with Bloodline at Last Rites? I mean, Luciano wants to obliterate her tonight!
Zoe swats Luciano in the head with a quick kick! Luciano flails off of Zoe and she springs up! Luciano tackles her back down to the mat and gets a few shots in but she’s able to squirm out and get behind him, hoisting Luciano up and slamming him down into the mat! Zoe locks in Kinetic Energy and Luciano struggles and screams out in pain as his arm extends to tap out!
Steve White: She’s gonna do it! Zoe is gonna do it she’s gonna make Luciano tap out right here and now!!
Chuck Thompson: She’s got him locked in and he’s in pain! There’s no way out for Capasso, this one is over!!
Zoe has it locked in tight and wrenches with everything she has left! Luciano yells in pain and holds his arm out! He goes to bring his hand down to the canvas but Calvin Harris and Jason Dave slide in the ring and both topple on top of Zoe and Luciano, stomping them on the mat!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen… Due to outside interference… This match has been declared a no contest!
Chuck Thompson: What!?! Bloodline is here and they just fucked up this damn match! They might not be able to target Blaise and Elysia in their match tonight but I guess Zoe is a sitting duck!
Jason Dave clotheslines Zoe over the top rope to the outside while Calvin Harris stomps Luciano Capasso out! The fans boo wildly as Dave grabs Zoe on the outside and tosses her into the steel steps! Calvin Harris rams an off guard Capasso into the apron and raises his arms in celebration!
Chuck Thompson: Damn Bloodline are trying to soften up their rivals and send a message tonight!
Dave and Harris back up the ramp as the fans boo them and throw garbage at them as we fade out to backstage.
We come in backstage where Alexandria Kendrick is standing in the Operations Manager’s office with a mic as she looks down the camera with a serious expression.
Alexandria Kendrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for joining me for this announcement tonight. This won’t take very long and we’ll get back to the action very soon.
The tron booms on in the arena and all the fans watch on with intent as Alexandria speaks with a serious tone of voice.
Alexandria Kendrick: Last week Brandon Bash made several threats towards myself, Wilmer Patacky and the rest of the EHWF Roster. I realize that Brandon has the intent of targeting Wilmer and myself now and at Last Rites so we’ve both decided that we’re not going to wait for him to do something… Instead Wilmer is going to take the fight to Bash himself.
The fans back in the arena cheer!
Alexandria Kendrick: Next week at Last Rites, I’ve approved the match – Wilmer Patacky vs. Brandon Bash. It’s going to be a Street Fight that holds the stipulations that if Brandon Bash wins I will hand back all power to Brandon Bash including all of his assets and the Operation Manager title BUT if Wilmer wins the contest, Brandon Bash will be forced to retire after the next match he wins!
Alexandria nods as the tron flickers off and the fans go nuts!
We pan back down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall and it's for the Tag Team Championships!
The Greatest thing is wrestling today is back... Get on your feet for something awesome, something amazing, SOMETHING EPIC!!!!! A voice from backstage can be heard as Ben Stiller from Dodgeball says "We're better than you and we know it." then Bad Horsie hits...
Mark and Chris Frenzy walk out with their hands raised. They come out dressed in matching blue and gold wrestling attire. They have on black t-shirts with no sleeves and the team epic logo on the front of it. Mark stands with arms folded as Chris spins slowly around. They stop and say Epic Baby!! at the top of their lungs as they then look out to the crowd and smirk. "YOU HAVE COME HERE TO SEE US!" the fans boo louder as the fans begin to chant "You're Not Epic!" Mark and Chris smile big as they take in all the boos. They go down the ramp and tear up fan signs and then continue. They stop at the bottom of the ramp and look around then they walk up the ring step one after the other. Mark and Chris pose against the ropes and then climb through the ropes. Mark and Chris pose in center ring with Chris kneeling down the flexing while Mark holds his fist high in the air. Team Epic then looks to the entry way and awaits their opponents to come out from the back.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The challengers... Mark and Chris Frenzy… Team Epic!
Bloodline members Calvin Harris and Jason Dave appear at the top of the ramp as their music plays. They are quickly flooded with boos as they arrogantly make their way down the ramp and approach the ring. They get inside and taunt the pissed off fans as they wait for their opponents to show their face
Patricia Downs: And their opponents… They are the Tag Team Champions… Jason Dave and the Showtime Champion Calvin Harris… Bloodline!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Team Epic vs. Bloodline (c)
The match begins with Dave and Mark locking up. Dave knees Mark in the gut then tosses him into the corner where Harris holds him and Dave gets a running knee to him midsection! The ref tells Harris off but he argues his case as Dave scoops Mark up and drops him on the damn turnbuckle! Dave pulls Mark away from the ropes and wraps him into an abdominal stretch! Mark elbows Dave in the back of the head and gets out of the hold then springs Dave off of the ropes! Dave comes back and Mark jumps up and tackles Dave down to the mat! The fans cheer as Mark jumps up and tags in Chris!
Steve White: Mark takes Dave down and quickly tags in Chris into this contest! I think the Frenzy’s can really get it done here tonight and finally take out Harris and Dave!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t think they can. Harris and Dave are too strong even though they don’t seem to like each other. The Frenzy’s aren’t experienced enough for gold yet.
Chris dashes into the ring and takes Dave down with a big shoulder block! The fans cheer as Chris gets up and takes Dave down once more! Chris gets up and picks Dave up, booting him into the damn corner! Chris Frenzy runs up and hits a big corner clothesline on Dave who falls on the mat destroyed! Chris quickly hooks Dave’s leg!
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Chris gets up and grabs Dave going for a butterfly submission but Dave elbows Chris in the face and gets up, hitting Chris in the head with a big Enziguri! Both men are down as the fans cheer!
Chris and Dave get up and Dave hits Chris with some big shots but Chris takes Dave down with an STO! Both men get up only for Chris to pick Dave up off his feet and ram him into the corner then slam him down on the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex! Chris starts to take control!
Steve White: A massive move there from Chris Frenzy! Do you really think Team Epic can get this done and chip away at Bloodline before Last Rites? They’re looking really good here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: Bloodline really want to take down the Team Epic here tonight and bring more power to Bloodline. Bloodline only see Epic as fodder and scum who should be put down but it must be hurting their image to be struggling against Team Epic like they are now!
Dave gets up but Chris wraps him up and tries to get him in a submission hold. Dave elbows Chris in the groin then hoists Chris up on his back and drops him on the middle rope to buy time! Chris gets to his feet but Dave dives across the ring and tags in Calvin Harris! Harris jumps in the ring and takes Chris out with a big elbow! Chris gets to his knee but Harris kicks him in the side! Chris springs up and belts Harris in the face! When he goes for another, Harris hoists Chris up and plummets him with a big firemans carry! The fans go nuts as Harris goes for a cover but Chris gets Harris in a small package when he goes for it!
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Harris is pissed off and embarrassed! He rages out and headbutts Chris square in the face then takes him down but Chris locks up with him on the mat and the two start to wrestle for dominance!
Steve White: It looked like Harris had Frenzy there but Frenzy still had a bit of fight left in him and almost stole this one with a surprise! Harris only grew angrier though!
Chuck Thompson: Harris and Dave are working together quite well albeit with little communication between the two! At least they’re putting their differences aside for the sake of Bloodline!
Harris runs up and boots Chris square in the side! Chris tries to get up but Harris picks Chris up and hits him with a scoopslam in the center of the ring! Harris covers Chris!
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Harris starts stomping out Chris in a rage until the ref comes over and stops him! Chris gets up and rams Harris in the gut then quickly DDTs him to the mat out of nowhere! The fans go nuts! Chris can barely move and Harris is getting up! Chris dives to his corner and tags in Mark! Mark runs in and hits Harris in the back with a dropkick! Mark lines Harris up as the fans cheer!
Steve White: Harris is in a bad spot now! Are Bloodline going to lose it right here!?
Chuck Thompson: It’s been a good match so far but I think Harris is finished now! This is it! Watch out!!
Mark hoists Harris up as Chris comes past for Epicness Prevails! Right before they can hit it, Dave hits Mark with a big Reality Check outta nowhere and saves Harris! Harris falls on Mark and Dave locks up with Chris as they wrestle in the corner! The ref makes sure all is good and goes down to count as Harris is out on top of a knocked out Mark!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners and STILL the Tag Team Champions… Jason Dave and the Showtime Champion… Calvin Harris… Bloodline!
The fans boo wildly. Harris looks shocked on the ring, still a little out of it as he looks up at Dave. Dave kicks Harris’ title belt towards him. Harris stares up at Dave, realizing he saved the match. Harris gets up but Dave rolls out of the ring and makes his way back up the ramp by himself.
Steve White: Harris may have done most of the work but Dave really saved this one tonight! He saved Harris after all of Harris’ naysaying and comments week in and week out. What do you think is going though his mind?
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know but what I do know is Jason Dave and Calvin Harris are still partners and they are still the Tag Team Champions!!
Harris stares out at the entrance as we fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this main event contest is an over the top rope battle royal!
'Problem' by Natalia Kills begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... Hannah Walters!
As soon as the music starts the arena goes black, at 8 seconds in lights slowly fade in for 4 seconds then fade out for 4 seconds then again in and out just enough to see the smoke that is now surrounding the ramp as well as the ring. At 23 seconds into the song the lights begin to strobe and you can see Elysia Gallows making his way down the ramp and into the ring. When he enters the ring he stands in the center staring straight up, eyes closed, and his arms crossed in an X against his chest. it's 38 seconds in, and in sync with the music the lights come back on instantly as fireworks go off starting at one corner of the ring and wrapping completely around it to finish where it started. (Think HBK but starting, going all the way around the ring, and then stopping.) When the fireworks stop he paces the ring side to side staring at the stage waiting for his opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next... Elysia Gallows!
“Earthquake” by Family Force 5 begins to blare through the PA system. Pink fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face. She’s wearing a dark black hoodie with the words, “deceiving beauty” on it as she looks off to the crowd. The words couldn’t sum up the diva more, she was probably one of the smallest competitors on the roster, but had so much fight. She walked to the corner of the ramp, exciting the crowd with her words as she urged them to get loud and on their feet. She then began to descend down the ramp. The diva makes her way to the fans, appearing as if she’s about to hit some hands before sliding right past them with a chuckle. She jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips a bit to the music as she looks at the crowd with her mischievous eyes. The diva then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. Blaise raises her hands, pointing her two index fingers to the ceiling, before taking her hood off. She gives the crowd a toothy grin as she then motions for the title around her waist. Of course the diva had not forgotten what her eyes were set on.
Patricia Downs: And next… Blaise!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then exits the ring while Sykes waits for his match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And Finally… He is the EHWF Champion… Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Eli Sykes vs. Blaise vs. Elysia Gallows vs. Hannah Walters
The bell rings and all four competitors are apprehensive of each other. Blaise and Elysia walk up to each other and start talking. Eli and Hannah talk amongst themselves and grow impatient. They approach Blaise and Gallows and start to berate them. They get into an argument until Blaise and Gallows strike Eli and Hannah and a brawl breaks out! Blaise and Hannah start firing hard shots at each other, Gallows takes Eli down to the damn mat! A massive brawl ensues as the 4 get closer to the ropes!
Steve White: And the action is on right now! Eli and Gallows at one end, Hannah and Blaise at the other! These people may be in an alliance with each other but it’s all for themselves tonight!
Chuck Thompson: This is a real main event if it goes well! This is a showcase of real talent and ability! We have 4 massive names in the ring ready to set the night on fire but who will win!!
Hannah blasts Blaise in the face with some big shots then takes her down with a big dropkick! Eli swings Gallows around to the ropes and tries to toss him over but Gallows hooks on the ropes and stops himself! Gallows boots Eli in the face and gets off the ropes then tackles Eli to the mat and starts ground and pounding him! Hannah comes over and grabs Gallows from behind, running him up with a bulldog! Blaise shoots across and takes Hannah out with a massive running STO only to have Eli come over and take Blaise down with a clothesline! Eli then bounces off of the ropes and drops a leg on Blaise then goes to check on Hannah!
Steve White: Eli slithering through this match, taking every opportunity he has! This guy can win it!!
Chuck Thompson: My money is on Eli! I don’t think Elysia and Blaise can work together in the all on al environment whereas Hannah is willing to lose for her nigga!
Gallows gets up and locks up with Eli! Eli knees Gallows in the gut then cracks him with an elbow in the face! Gallows responds by booting Eli in the gut then scoops him up and slams him hard down on the mat! Hannah Walters flies off of the top rope and takes Gallows out with a massive missile dropkick! The fans go nuts, Hannah gets up but Blaise hits her with a roundhouse to the side of the head from behind! Hannah hits the ropes and Blaise dropkicks her over the top to the outside as the fans break out into cheers for the action!
Patricia Downs: Hannah Walters has been eliminated!
Steve White: Hannah Walters has been eliminated! She got some good shots in there, I thought there was a chance she could have one this one!!
Chuck Thompson: And all of a sudden it doesn’t look good for Eli Sykes. He’s in a position he isn’t familiar with… Alone!
Eli runs up from behind and tries to eliminate Blaise. Gallows sits up in the corner and watches. Blaise elbows Eli off of her but Eli knees her in the midsection then hits her with a sideslam! Gallows comes from behind, knocking Eli in the neck with a forearm then tries to set him up for a signature but its not good! Eli and Gallows trade blows for a moment before Eli plummets Gallows with a big Russian legsweep!
Steve White: Eli Sykes is taking out some trash right now! This guy can do it! He’s the champ afterall!
Chuck Thompson: Eli needs to watch Blaise as much as he’s watching Gallows right now!
Eli gets to his feet but Blaise knocks him down! Blaise starts wildly stomping out Eli. Elysia gets up and Blaise wildly turns around, thinking he’s aiming for her but they both freeze. Eli knocks Blaise down and dives on Elysia! Elysia and Sykes brawl until Sykes hoists Elysia up on his damn back and hits him with Syke Out! Elysia takes the full impact and falls over the top rope, crashing to the outside!
Patricia Downs: Elysia Gallows has been eliminated!
Steve White: And there goes Gallows! It’s down to Eli and Blaise! This is amazing! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: These fans are getting so loud I can’t even hear myself!!
The fans are going absolutely nuts as Blaise and Eli circle each other in the ring! They lock up and trade blows! Eli goes low and knees Blaise in the midsection the forces her against the ropes and tries to get her over but she swats a kicks and the two come back to the center of the ring! Blaise hammer throws Eli and he hits the ropes! Blaise then superkicks Eli over the top rope but he hits the apron! The fans are going nuts but before Blaise can follows up, Bill Ryder runs in the ring and knocks Blaise down! The fans go wild!
Steve White BILL RYDER! BILL RYDER! He’s back Bah Gawd he’s returned!!
Chuck Thompson: Bill is back and Rissi didn’t sign anything banning him from this match! He only signed Dave and Harris to be banished tonight! Bill is back and it doesn’t look good for Blaise!
Bill Ryder picks Blaise up! Eli orders Bill to dispose of her! The crowd gets amazingly loud! Bill runs Blaise over to the ropes and tries to toss her over but she holds the ropes and elbows Bill off of her! Eli comes up and forearms her against the ropes! Eli hits her with a high knee then tries for a bulldog but Blaise propels him against the ropes then takes Eli out with Soporose! The fans are going nuts but Blaise can’t do anything about it as Bill grabs her from behind once more!
Steve White: Bill and Eli are all over Blaise and it looks like she can’t keep up! Can anyone do anything?!
Chuck Thompson: This is perfectly legal! Bill seems to be getting in Eli’s way though don’t your think?
Blaise struggles as Bill pushes Blaise away and goes for Ryde of Your Life but Blaise grabs his leg and hits him with Trail Blaiser! The fans go nuts as Bill hits the ropes! Eli comes from behind but Blaise senses him and hits him with a drop toe-hold sending him into Bill Ryder! Blaise goes for a double clothesline! She misses Bill and gets Eli but Eli holds onto the ropes and hits the apron! Blaise turns around, scrambling to find Bill! Bill fires Ryde of Your Life but Blaise ducks it and he accidentally hits Eli Sykes, kicking him off the apron to the outside!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Blaise!
Steve White: She did it! Ryder fucked up, that idiot! It thought Eli had this one for sure!
Chuck Thompson: Bill shoulda stayed away! I think Eli had this one but Bill couldn’t keep away, why choose tonight to return!? Resident HR for Bloodline, Calvin Harris won’t be happy with Bill that’s for sure!
Eli and Hannah are on the outside regrouping as Bill Ryder slides out, pissed off. Eli Sykes shakes his head, not even raging as Bill tries to apologize. Eli looks up at Blaise in the ring as he clutches his title. Elysia Gallows and Zoe McDraven run out and slide in the ring.
Steve White: Well ladies and gents this has been one amazing night but it’s far from over! We’ll see you at Last Rites next week! Be safe ladies and gents and good night!
We fade out at a close up of Eli Sykes looking up at the ring then cut to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.