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This interview with Alexander Corvis and EHWF superstar Luciano Capasso is completely raw and uncut. Viewer discretion is advised. This interview is not sponsored by the EHWF in anyway. This interview has been sponsored, presented and paid for by Quality Productions.
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Calvin Harris Jerk's Off In His Momma's Sock
Part. 2: Off The Record
Alexander Corvis
“I know you seen the “Last Rites” promo that was posted on EHWF.com that was released by Calvin Harris. Give me some of your thoughts on that.”
Luciano Capasso
“Well first off this Calvin decided to shoot his promo inside a church of all places. I would say just by the beginning of it that he could have chosen a better place. A back alley, a black room full of barrels with fire pits or something. Then he wants to give the world a lecture on the meaning of Last Rites, which nobody gave a fuck to even listen too, honestly. The only reason he felt the need to give us a description of the meaning on the word was so he could max out on his promo. That was a waste of five hundred and seventeen words. That is the problem with Calvin he doesn’t understand that it is quality over quantity in this company. Anybody can type 4,924 words of complete shit, just as he did. Calvin has no real logic as to what he just did. He is disrespecting the Catholic Church by saying and promoting sinful acts under its roof.”
Alexander Corvis
“Calvin alleged that you were gay. Would you like to comment about that?”
Luciano Capasso
“Calvin only said that I was gay because I made real claims about him doing gay porn before he ever thought of being a professional wrestler. Seriously, if you just watch my promo and watch his you will see that he stole my whole format, just to get up a decent promo. I talk about how he was gay and then he talks about how I was gay. The guy has no originality at all. He waited nearly 18 hours after my interview was published on EHWF.com to post his. The first reason is that he had no good ideas for attacking my character because truthfully there are none. He talked about how I am submission expert because I like to put people in submissive holds, preferable dudes according to him. Everyone knows that is a fabricated tale. There is solid proof that Calvin was once gay in his lifetime and the world knows it. There is no proof of Luciano ever being gay because I never have been.”
Alexander Corvis
“Calvin really takes his Showtime championship reign serious.”
Luciano Capasso
“Calvin acts like he has never won a title in his life. He has some mental complex were he believes the Showtime title is the World title, which it is not. He believes that he is bringing some meaning to the championship. Nobody can say that he is not defending the title but at what cost is he doing it? Calvin needs to understand that he can beat a thousand jobbers repeatedly and people will still look at him as if he is nothing. There are major players out there that he would have a difficult time defeating. He brags about defending his title, yet he defeats scrubs, individuals that are never going to be anything but a dud. If he defended that title against Blaise, Maddie Murdock, David DGS, T.Q Smooth or Michael Rissi then he would have a point to argue. The guy is undefeated, yet he has only had one high profile match and that was against Silver Kazama. Now he thinks he is some kind of god. Calvin has a long way to go until he is truly respected. Even though he has been wrestling since he fell out of his mother’s stinky pussy, he is still wet behind the ears.”
Alexander Corvis
“He has even gone on record to say that he is going to kill you. I think he really means it.”
Luciano Capasso
“Lets be honest with ourselves, Alexander. Calvin is not going to kill anything or anybody. The worst thing that can happen to me at Last Rites is me passing out from a submission hold but I don’t see that happening and Calvin knows it won’t happen. Calvin says statements like that so he can hype himself up and make people think that he is crazy when if fact he is a very normal person. Nothing is crazy about that man. He does not intimidate me whatsoever, and he knows that. I am more powerful than Calvin in every aspect of strength from physical strength and mental strength.”
Alexander Corvis
“He think’s that you’re worthless and useless.”
Luciano Capasso
“This is coming from a guy that has more to lose than he does to gain. He is fighting to keep is reputation in tact. Calling a guy like me worthless is like saying the EHWF isn’t the greatest company out there right now. It’s a lie.”
Alexander Corvis
“I know you have had the chance to sit back and review a lot of Calvin’s promo’s. What do you think about his work, so far?”
Luciano Capasso
“I went back and looked at some of his earlier work whenever he first came into the EHWF and then I looked at his most recent work and it is the same to me. I have noticed that Calvin says the same thing every week he just replaces his opponents names as he faces them. For a guy that thinks highly of himself he really needs to think about switching it up before he catches himself on the sideline soon due to lack of creative content.”
Alexander Corvis
“Lack of creative content?”
Luciano Capasso
“I already know were this is going with Calvin. He will build up this impressive win streak and then later fall do to his stagnate work. There is going to come a period where nobody is really interested in what Calvin has to say because it’s going to be a repeat of what he said the week before. I have seen this happen to many superstars for many years. They get to a certain point in their career were they just cannot produce anymore. It is almost as if their flame is put out. As if their brain can’t function to learn new words or something.”
Alexander Corvis
“I’ve been in this business long enough to know the pro’s and con’s of being original. Calvin seems to think that you are protected. Do you feel as if you’re protected?”
Luciano Capasso
“We know I’m not protected. This is only my second title match ever in the EHWF. If I were being protected, I would be holding the world title as we speak but I am not. Everything that I receive in this company I have worked hard to receive. Even whenever I was running with the Corporate Power Billionaires, I had some protection but that still did not stop superstars from attacking me and costing me chances at titles. The first person that comes to mind is Scott Wilson. He cost me my shot at being in the Elimination Chamber match, I think that is what that match was called. Every time I was going to be in situations were I would be in the spotlight, I suffered a injury.”
Alexander Corvis
“Calvin said that you don’t get underneath his skin. That he is not affected by anything you have to say regarding him. Do you believe this to be true or just another tactic he uses to make everything seem as if you didn’t do anything to affect his mental state?
Luciano Capasso
“Of course, I know I get underneath his skin. Calvin’s face was so red in his last promo I thought a blood vessel was going to burst in his head. Anybody could see by watching “Your Last Rites,” that he was extremely pissed off to the point he wanted to rip my head off immediately. He thought that I did not know about his dealings with WeW and those other bullshit ass companies he was an employee of for a period of time. Even though most might think that his past is completely irrelevant to his present, it is not because many people I spoke with said, “Calvin is soft like a marshmallow inside.” I already had a plan on how I was going to attack his character even before previous opponents of his told me how to attack him. I spoke with Ryan Jackson and he told me that Calvin would sit back and wait to see what I had to say then make a reply. Ryan told me to wait until Calvin responded first until I responded but I did not listen. This is a business and in this business, it is about strategy. Even though our match is four or five hours away this is still a feeling out process.”
Alexander Corvis
“What do you mean by a feeling out process?”
Luciano Capasso
“I mean this is a test for Calvin more so than it is for me. I want to see how he performs under extreme scrutiny, when everyone is looking for him to fail and when he feels his back is against the wall. Win, lose or draw this is only the beginning for Calvin taking that trip down hell’s lane. There are only a selective few who know what I’m talking about while others will just have to wait and find out.”
Alexander Corvis
“Do you feel as if Calvin could ever be World champion or that you could ever be World champion?”
Luciano Capasso
“I don’t think Calvin will last that long in the EHWF honestly, most people don’t. Once they get their first taste of defeat, their ego shrinks and they begin to question themselves. I honestly believe Calvin will lose his cool before he ever gets the opportunity to get a World title shot. His future consists of losing then getting a rematch only to lose again and then he will start complaining to management. They will give him another shot and he will lose again, then that will be the moment he walks away from the EHWF for good and goes back to one of those Class-D wrestling companies he came from. As far as me being about to hold the World title I could but with no problem but it depends on the circumstances. I mean look who is the current world champion now, Eli Sykes. If Eli can become World champion then anybody on the roster could do so as well.”
Alexander Corvis
“Speaking of Eli, you two were exchanging some words yesterday. You two guys were really at each other’s throats. What is the problem?”
Luciano Capasso
“Eli is riding a high just because he became the world champion. The only reason he is the world champion is because Blaise’s body was tired and she needed a vacation, so Blaise was forced to lose her title in order to heal. I mean she was going strong for like 4 months straight without a fucking break that is a lot of wear and tear on your body. Every since Eli got his hands on the title he has not defended it one time. He does not have plans of defending the time until he is forced to defend it, then he will cry as to why he has to defend the title. Eli knows his days a champion are numbered. He was sparred tonight by competing in that six-man elimination tag match. If that match was never booked, he would be facing Blaise and Blaise would be walking away with that title. Alexander you know how this business is. The last person to be able to go on a lengthy vacation as the World champion was Black Man. When Black Man did it he had ever right to do so because of the matches he was competing in.”
Alexander Corvis
“Does this match mean anything to you or did Calvin just make up that statement that this is the biggest match of your career while it’s the most meaningless match of his?”
Luciano Capasso
“This is by far not the biggest match of my career. That is what Calvin wants people to think. This match has no significance to my career in any shape, form or fashion. I would be lying if I said that I did not want to make Calvin tap out. I would be lying if I said that I did not did not want to take that Showtime title away from him but on the other hand I could careless about a championships title. Championship titles do not define who Luciano Capasso really is, they never have. I have held like twenty different World titles and when I say World titles, I mean that not some second, third or fourth hand title that nobody really gives a fuck about. This will be Calvin’s toughest challenge since joining the EHWF. He has not faced anybody worth mentioning. This match will be a chain of events that will end with Bloodline finally being disband when its all said and done. Once Calvin loses and then loses his little rematch, he will leave Bloodline. Once Calvin leaves Bloodline then the only person left to really break up the group will be Bill Ryder, since he is the only other person in the group with some talent.”
Alexander Corvis
“How do you think Bill will play a role in keeping this group in a position of power?”
Luciano Capasso
“Well Bill made his return and already fucked up by striking Eli costing him that match last week. Bill is a guy that at one moment can be on top and at the other moment can fall off terribly depending on what kind of mood in his in. I remember him and T.Q beefing whenever he first came to the EHWF. T.Q felt as if Bill was trying to be the nice guy backstage and he did not like that. They’ve had three matches in which they hold one victory over each other, while one match they wrestled to a draw. Bill has the power to keep this Bloodline wave going for as long as possible. Well for as long as him and Eli get along. They both are stubborn and hot headed so I would not expect them to get along for that much longer until they try to tear each other apart.”
Alexander Corvis
“I wonder where Jason Dave fits into all of this.”
Luciano Capasso
“Jason Dave once had a purpose in the EHWF but once he retired, left and came back he was never the same. Way before I even considered joining the EHWF, I would read the wrestling newspapers and see Jason Dave’s names all over the front page but I don’t see that anymore as it’s clear that he does not care about pro wrestling like he once did. The only reason Jason is with Bloodline is so he does not have to do much work in order to get a victory. That explains why he choose to go into the tag team division instead of compete in the singles division. The tag team division is much easier as superstars know they do not have to try as hard on their promos as long as they have a partner that will pick up their slack. In Jason’s case he has a partner that will pick up slack whenever he feels the need so.”
Alexander Corvis
“On a scale of your toughest to your weakness opponents. How would you rate Calvin Harris? I know you haven’t fought against him yet but where do you see him on that list?”
Luciano Capasso
“I would rate Calvin among the weakest opponents. I’ve watched this guy wrestle and most of the time he wrestles out of desperation. He has never been dominate in any match, which is a problem for him because I dominate matches.”
Alexander Corvis
“Thanks for you time Luciano. Wish you the best of luck tonight.”
Luciano Capasso
“You’re welcome, Alexander. Don’t be surprise if you interview Calvin after our match and he has tears in his eyes.”
End of Interview
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Calvin Harris Jerk's Off In His Momma's Sock
Part. 2: Off The Record
Alexander Corvis
“I know you seen the “Last Rites” promo that was posted on EHWF.com that was released by Calvin Harris. Give me some of your thoughts on that.”
Luciano Capasso
“Well first off this Calvin decided to shoot his promo inside a church of all places. I would say just by the beginning of it that he could have chosen a better place. A back alley, a black room full of barrels with fire pits or something. Then he wants to give the world a lecture on the meaning of Last Rites, which nobody gave a fuck to even listen too, honestly. The only reason he felt the need to give us a description of the meaning on the word was so he could max out on his promo. That was a waste of five hundred and seventeen words. That is the problem with Calvin he doesn’t understand that it is quality over quantity in this company. Anybody can type 4,924 words of complete shit, just as he did. Calvin has no real logic as to what he just did. He is disrespecting the Catholic Church by saying and promoting sinful acts under its roof.”
Alexander Corvis
“Calvin alleged that you were gay. Would you like to comment about that?”
Luciano Capasso
“Calvin only said that I was gay because I made real claims about him doing gay porn before he ever thought of being a professional wrestler. Seriously, if you just watch my promo and watch his you will see that he stole my whole format, just to get up a decent promo. I talk about how he was gay and then he talks about how I was gay. The guy has no originality at all. He waited nearly 18 hours after my interview was published on EHWF.com to post his. The first reason is that he had no good ideas for attacking my character because truthfully there are none. He talked about how I am submission expert because I like to put people in submissive holds, preferable dudes according to him. Everyone knows that is a fabricated tale. There is solid proof that Calvin was once gay in his lifetime and the world knows it. There is no proof of Luciano ever being gay because I never have been.”
Alexander Corvis
“Calvin really takes his Showtime championship reign serious.”
Luciano Capasso
“Calvin acts like he has never won a title in his life. He has some mental complex were he believes the Showtime title is the World title, which it is not. He believes that he is bringing some meaning to the championship. Nobody can say that he is not defending the title but at what cost is he doing it? Calvin needs to understand that he can beat a thousand jobbers repeatedly and people will still look at him as if he is nothing. There are major players out there that he would have a difficult time defeating. He brags about defending his title, yet he defeats scrubs, individuals that are never going to be anything but a dud. If he defended that title against Blaise, Maddie Murdock, David DGS, T.Q Smooth or Michael Rissi then he would have a point to argue. The guy is undefeated, yet he has only had one high profile match and that was against Silver Kazama. Now he thinks he is some kind of god. Calvin has a long way to go until he is truly respected. Even though he has been wrestling since he fell out of his mother’s stinky pussy, he is still wet behind the ears.”
Alexander Corvis
“He has even gone on record to say that he is going to kill you. I think he really means it.”
Luciano Capasso
“Lets be honest with ourselves, Alexander. Calvin is not going to kill anything or anybody. The worst thing that can happen to me at Last Rites is me passing out from a submission hold but I don’t see that happening and Calvin knows it won’t happen. Calvin says statements like that so he can hype himself up and make people think that he is crazy when if fact he is a very normal person. Nothing is crazy about that man. He does not intimidate me whatsoever, and he knows that. I am more powerful than Calvin in every aspect of strength from physical strength and mental strength.”
Alexander Corvis
“He think’s that you’re worthless and useless.”
Luciano Capasso
“This is coming from a guy that has more to lose than he does to gain. He is fighting to keep is reputation in tact. Calling a guy like me worthless is like saying the EHWF isn’t the greatest company out there right now. It’s a lie.”
Alexander Corvis
“I know you have had the chance to sit back and review a lot of Calvin’s promo’s. What do you think about his work, so far?”
Luciano Capasso
“I went back and looked at some of his earlier work whenever he first came into the EHWF and then I looked at his most recent work and it is the same to me. I have noticed that Calvin says the same thing every week he just replaces his opponents names as he faces them. For a guy that thinks highly of himself he really needs to think about switching it up before he catches himself on the sideline soon due to lack of creative content.”
Alexander Corvis
“Lack of creative content?”
Luciano Capasso
“I already know were this is going with Calvin. He will build up this impressive win streak and then later fall do to his stagnate work. There is going to come a period where nobody is really interested in what Calvin has to say because it’s going to be a repeat of what he said the week before. I have seen this happen to many superstars for many years. They get to a certain point in their career were they just cannot produce anymore. It is almost as if their flame is put out. As if their brain can’t function to learn new words or something.”
Alexander Corvis
“I’ve been in this business long enough to know the pro’s and con’s of being original. Calvin seems to think that you are protected. Do you feel as if you’re protected?”
Luciano Capasso
“We know I’m not protected. This is only my second title match ever in the EHWF. If I were being protected, I would be holding the world title as we speak but I am not. Everything that I receive in this company I have worked hard to receive. Even whenever I was running with the Corporate Power Billionaires, I had some protection but that still did not stop superstars from attacking me and costing me chances at titles. The first person that comes to mind is Scott Wilson. He cost me my shot at being in the Elimination Chamber match, I think that is what that match was called. Every time I was going to be in situations were I would be in the spotlight, I suffered a injury.”
Alexander Corvis
“Calvin said that you don’t get underneath his skin. That he is not affected by anything you have to say regarding him. Do you believe this to be true or just another tactic he uses to make everything seem as if you didn’t do anything to affect his mental state?
Luciano Capasso
“Of course, I know I get underneath his skin. Calvin’s face was so red in his last promo I thought a blood vessel was going to burst in his head. Anybody could see by watching “Your Last Rites,” that he was extremely pissed off to the point he wanted to rip my head off immediately. He thought that I did not know about his dealings with WeW and those other bullshit ass companies he was an employee of for a period of time. Even though most might think that his past is completely irrelevant to his present, it is not because many people I spoke with said, “Calvin is soft like a marshmallow inside.” I already had a plan on how I was going to attack his character even before previous opponents of his told me how to attack him. I spoke with Ryan Jackson and he told me that Calvin would sit back and wait to see what I had to say then make a reply. Ryan told me to wait until Calvin responded first until I responded but I did not listen. This is a business and in this business, it is about strategy. Even though our match is four or five hours away this is still a feeling out process.”
Alexander Corvis
“What do you mean by a feeling out process?”
Luciano Capasso
“I mean this is a test for Calvin more so than it is for me. I want to see how he performs under extreme scrutiny, when everyone is looking for him to fail and when he feels his back is against the wall. Win, lose or draw this is only the beginning for Calvin taking that trip down hell’s lane. There are only a selective few who know what I’m talking about while others will just have to wait and find out.”
Alexander Corvis
“Do you feel as if Calvin could ever be World champion or that you could ever be World champion?”
Luciano Capasso
“I don’t think Calvin will last that long in the EHWF honestly, most people don’t. Once they get their first taste of defeat, their ego shrinks and they begin to question themselves. I honestly believe Calvin will lose his cool before he ever gets the opportunity to get a World title shot. His future consists of losing then getting a rematch only to lose again and then he will start complaining to management. They will give him another shot and he will lose again, then that will be the moment he walks away from the EHWF for good and goes back to one of those Class-D wrestling companies he came from. As far as me being about to hold the World title I could but with no problem but it depends on the circumstances. I mean look who is the current world champion now, Eli Sykes. If Eli can become World champion then anybody on the roster could do so as well.”
Alexander Corvis
“Speaking of Eli, you two were exchanging some words yesterday. You two guys were really at each other’s throats. What is the problem?”
Luciano Capasso
“Eli is riding a high just because he became the world champion. The only reason he is the world champion is because Blaise’s body was tired and she needed a vacation, so Blaise was forced to lose her title in order to heal. I mean she was going strong for like 4 months straight without a fucking break that is a lot of wear and tear on your body. Every since Eli got his hands on the title he has not defended it one time. He does not have plans of defending the time until he is forced to defend it, then he will cry as to why he has to defend the title. Eli knows his days a champion are numbered. He was sparred tonight by competing in that six-man elimination tag match. If that match was never booked, he would be facing Blaise and Blaise would be walking away with that title. Alexander you know how this business is. The last person to be able to go on a lengthy vacation as the World champion was Black Man. When Black Man did it he had ever right to do so because of the matches he was competing in.”
Alexander Corvis
“Does this match mean anything to you or did Calvin just make up that statement that this is the biggest match of your career while it’s the most meaningless match of his?”
Luciano Capasso
“This is by far not the biggest match of my career. That is what Calvin wants people to think. This match has no significance to my career in any shape, form or fashion. I would be lying if I said that I did not want to make Calvin tap out. I would be lying if I said that I did not did not want to take that Showtime title away from him but on the other hand I could careless about a championships title. Championship titles do not define who Luciano Capasso really is, they never have. I have held like twenty different World titles and when I say World titles, I mean that not some second, third or fourth hand title that nobody really gives a fuck about. This will be Calvin’s toughest challenge since joining the EHWF. He has not faced anybody worth mentioning. This match will be a chain of events that will end with Bloodline finally being disband when its all said and done. Once Calvin loses and then loses his little rematch, he will leave Bloodline. Once Calvin leaves Bloodline then the only person left to really break up the group will be Bill Ryder, since he is the only other person in the group with some talent.”
Alexander Corvis
“How do you think Bill will play a role in keeping this group in a position of power?”
Luciano Capasso
“Well Bill made his return and already fucked up by striking Eli costing him that match last week. Bill is a guy that at one moment can be on top and at the other moment can fall off terribly depending on what kind of mood in his in. I remember him and T.Q beefing whenever he first came to the EHWF. T.Q felt as if Bill was trying to be the nice guy backstage and he did not like that. They’ve had three matches in which they hold one victory over each other, while one match they wrestled to a draw. Bill has the power to keep this Bloodline wave going for as long as possible. Well for as long as him and Eli get along. They both are stubborn and hot headed so I would not expect them to get along for that much longer until they try to tear each other apart.”
Alexander Corvis
“I wonder where Jason Dave fits into all of this.”
Luciano Capasso
“Jason Dave once had a purpose in the EHWF but once he retired, left and came back he was never the same. Way before I even considered joining the EHWF, I would read the wrestling newspapers and see Jason Dave’s names all over the front page but I don’t see that anymore as it’s clear that he does not care about pro wrestling like he once did. The only reason Jason is with Bloodline is so he does not have to do much work in order to get a victory. That explains why he choose to go into the tag team division instead of compete in the singles division. The tag team division is much easier as superstars know they do not have to try as hard on their promos as long as they have a partner that will pick up their slack. In Jason’s case he has a partner that will pick up slack whenever he feels the need so.”
Alexander Corvis
“On a scale of your toughest to your weakness opponents. How would you rate Calvin Harris? I know you haven’t fought against him yet but where do you see him on that list?”
Luciano Capasso
“I would rate Calvin among the weakest opponents. I’ve watched this guy wrestle and most of the time he wrestles out of desperation. He has never been dominate in any match, which is a problem for him because I dominate matches.”
Alexander Corvis
“Thanks for you time Luciano. Wish you the best of luck tonight.”
Luciano Capasso
“You’re welcome, Alexander. Don’t be surprise if you interview Calvin after our match and he has tears in his eyes.”
End of Interview