Post by EHWF Management on May 9, 2016 8:34:15 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The lighting in the arena goes dim for a moment. An ominous quake like sound emits through the entire area for some time as all of the past Mayhem logos are shown on the tron.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem episode #200! It’s an amazing and historic night for us all but a somber cloud is cast over tonight as 2 weeks ago at Retribution Michael Rissi was tragically killed in a limo explosion. The world is shocked and grieving and so is the EHWF Family but the show must go on and Mayhem 200 is dedicated to Michael Rissi tonight. Nonetheless police are treating the limo explosion as suspicious and an investigation will take place!
Chuck Thompson: That’s true. It’s a very sad time here for all of us but in memory of Rissi we’re going to make tonight great and positive. Unfortunally as reported by EHWF.com Joanna Rissi who is now our main owner will not be attending tonight and will not be making a return to EHWF out of grief for this recent tragedy. That means that Michael Rissi’s son; Ryan Morgan Rissi will be leading us for the time being. I know that all seems suspicious given the timing but we still have a great night and an action packed card set out for all of you tonight!
Steve White: That’s right! Last week Blaise and James Champ both won the first ever Retribution Royale earning joint number one contender shots at the title and Eli. Tonight they’ll have to work together in our main event as Champ and Blaise take on Eli and Hannah for the EHWF Tag Team Championships! I don’t know if they can do it I think Eli will get the last laugh here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I have to agree with you there… But our massive co main event is a match that everyone and their mother have been waiting for! Zoe McDraven gets her big rematch against Lord Raab for the Hardcore Championship and she is more than ready! Last time she was defeated by the seemingly indestructible Corporate Monster but when Raab fell to Blaise she proved he was defeatable. No doubt that will give Zoe the motivation she needs tonight but Raab isn’t about to let that title go!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop heading into Aces High! Mayhem 200 baby! We did it Chuck, MAYHEM 200! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome... The Heir to EHWF... Ryan Morgan Rissi!
The ring is set up with Michael Rissi merchandise and there is a big picture of him in the middle of the squared circle, on a portrait board. There is a table in the ring too. "Better than you" plays and RMR walks out to heavy boos. He has a folder in his hands. He is wearing a black suit with a black tie and pretends to wipe a tear from his eye. He walks down to the ring and fans pelt garbage. He enters and snatches Patricia Downs microphone.
RMR: You stupid idiot! I'm not the Heir to EHWF you dumb SLAG! I'm the mothefucking Corporate King, the motherfucking owner! MY DADS DEAD and I'm going through a tough time. Yet, you, a stupid woman cant even get my job title right! SAY IT AGAIN! PROPERLY!
Patricia Downs: I thought there was a will and you weren't confirmed yet...
RMR: You horrible bitch! Mocking my fathers death! I'm very sad, you ignoramus! Say it or you're FIRED! RESPECT MY FAMILY!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman... your acting owner Ryan Morgan Rissi...
RMR: That's better, now get your bitch ass ringside LASS.
The crowd boo and pelt garbage. Ryan Morgan Rissi opens the folder and sets it out on table. He starts to cry and points to the sky, the crowd boo.
RMR: Ladies and gentleman, at EHWF Retribution MY FATHER Michael Rissi passed away. He was killed, blown up in his limousine by some evil bastard. I stand here today to praise him, to let the world know how great of a man he was. You see, he deserved this eulogy. He deserved it for being undefeated. He deserved it for being a fair chairman and owner. He deserved it for being a great dad...
Steve White: Oh jeez… C’mon…
Ryan Morgan Rissi looks at the picture of Michael Rissi stood up in the center of the ring. He begins to cry and the crowd boo like fuck.
RMR: He always looked out for me. Growing up, he was tough but fair. Nice but never too nice. He was the perfect father, a perfect role model. Also, he managed to produce me, despite being two years old. That's some good spunk! He excelled at everything he ever did. I will miss him so much... IT'S BEEN A LOOONG DAY, WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND AND I'LL... Erm, Anyway...
The crowd boo. Ryan opens the folder and sets out various pieces of paper on the table.
Steve White: I wonder what is in the folder Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: Plenty of P45's probably!
RMR: ANYWAAAAAAAAY...This folder, it contains important information. The most important bit is this sheet right here. It says that the immediate Rissi Family will become owners upon Michaels passing. Now, seeing as I'm the only Rissi left these days since Joanna is off crying or whatever she's doing, that makes me EHWF owner. So bow down... gulp it LADS! RMR is EHWF KING!
Steve White: Fuck this! Ryan Morgan as boss… I might as well just quit here and now! This asshole couldn’t wait until after Mayhem 200 to do this?
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi’s body isn’t even cold yet, this Morgan asshole his really a fuckstick!
The atmosphere is so hostile! Ryan Morgan Rissi looks around and grins.
RMR: I will make a new era here in EHWF and it will be in the name of my amazing, once in a lifetime father Michael Rissi. God bless his soul... without him... I wouldn't be where I am today... Your EHWF King! CROWN ME PATRICIA! FUCKING CROWN ME NOW!
Patricia Downs begrudgingly gets back in the ring and places a Blue crown with gold studs on RMR's head. The crowd boo and RMR adds a blue cape over his suit.
RMR: Now boys and girls... I have another huge announcement! There is a new championship title here in the EHWF and it's coming out now... LOOK AT THE DAMN RAMP HERE IT COMES!
Steve White: A new Championship title?! What the fuck is he talking about? A new Championship?
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan is calling the shots and he’s doing whatever he feels like! He’s finna fuck this company up faster than RNRG fucks up ECWF!
Cadance walks out with a black case. The crowd sit in anticipation. She struts down to the ring and gets in provocatively. She places the case down on the table and opens it. She lifts a new championship belt up into the air, which seems to have the United Kingdom flag on it!
RMR: I GIVE YOU.... THE UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPIONSHIP!
Steve White: By Gawd! A new title! Why!?
Chuck Thompson: What the fucking shit! What a fucking joke, what a fucking daft piece of shit. Who does he think he is, turning this company into his personal play thing! Fucking Anglo Saxon asswhipe!
The crowd are like wut and they all boo.
RMR: This will be the belt of belts. The title of titles. Now, I think it's only fair the first United Kingdom Title match happens right now, to celebrate Michael Rissi. So, come out challenger number one!
Cowbell walks out and the crowd boo. He gets into the ring and looks pumped up for his first title match.
Steve White: What the fuck is this?! The UK title? Cowbell? Get this shit off the fucking screen and out of the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan is fucking this night up! No one cares about the Monarchy or the UK title! Get the fuck out of the ring asshole we want to see Thor and Hunter tear each other apart!
RMR: Cowbell, you earned this match! Good luck. Your opponent is a former two time EHWF Champion. A badass. A living, breathing legend. Your opponent deserves this... your opponent is... ME!
The crowd boo like fuck. RMR grins and Cowbell laughs too.
DING DING DING
Cowbell lays down. Ryan Morgan Rissi puts his foot on him.
Steve White: WHAT?!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the first EVER United Kingdom Champion, Ryan Morgan Rissi!
The crowd boo and hiss. Ryan Morgan Rissi is handed the belt by Cadance. They kiss and RMR puts the belt around his waist. He grins.
RMR: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HISTORY IS MADE! YOUR NEW UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPION! GULP IT DOWN LADS!
Steve White: This is ridiculous… This asshole couldn’t get the EHWF Championship so he used his power in EHWF to make a new title and give it to himself! Man things are gonna be tough on Mayhem from here on out…
Aubree Celeste's music hits and she storms down to the ring! The crowd roar! She slides in and kicks the table over before being handed a mic from Patricia. Ryan Morgan Rissi stands behind Cadance looking scared as shit.
Steve White: Aubree Celeste? I'm excited to see where this is going!
Aubree Celeste: What a joke this company is becoming under your stupid leadership Ryan. The United Kingdom title, really? The first champion, you… really? This is messed up. I hope they get evidence that it was YOU that killed Michael Rissi and they put you in jail.
RMR: How very dare you! Accusing me of killing my own DAD! You sick BITCH!
Aubree Celeste: The whole world knows you did it... It’s a bit coincidental that he’s blown up just around the time you weasel your way into power?
RMR: How dare you! You and your husband are nothing more than scum! I see you’re out here tonight instead of him because we all know that ape can’t control his temper and if Mazzio lays ONE finger on me I’ll fire him!
Aubree Celeste: You’re not even 0.1% the man my husband is and that’s what kills you. You couldn’t beat him so you joined him and when you realized you’ll never be anything but a joke to him you wormed your way into another scheme like the dirty little pig you are!
RMR: So bring your husband out here right now so he can fight me and I can fire him for touching the OWNER of this company! Go on Aubree… Do it!
Aubree Celeste: Trust me Ryan… You don’t want that – because you’ll never breathe again!
Morgan loses it and rages inside the ring as Cowbell and Cadance try to calm him down.
RMR: Enough of your threats Aubree… Get back to the back right now! Cut her fucking mic! Start the show! I will not be disrespected like this! START THE SHOW! NOW!
They cut Aubree’s mic and she shakes her head and smirks, disappearing to the back. Ryan gets Cadance and Cowbell to help him out of the ring as the new UK Champion leaves the area and yells at the broadcast team on his way out.
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall and it is for the Junior Heavyweight Championship!
Hunter looks around. He nods and comes to the ring as the fans boo him. He gets in and waits for the bell.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenger… Kevin Hunter!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And finally his opponent… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Sah’ta Thor!
DING DING DING!
Thor and Hunter both come into the middle of the ring and meet nose to nose, still with unfinished business. A conversation between the two begins to get more and more heated until Kevin punches Thor in the face! The two begin trading huge lefts and rights and Thor hits Kevin with a headbutt before landing a nice uppercut right to the chin! Thor whips him into the ropes and lands a nice running corner clothesline on Kevin! Kevin picks himself back up but Thor greets him with a second clothesline! Thor runs into the ropes again but this time he gets caught with the big boot from Hunter! Kevin grabs Thor by his arm as he gets back up and whips him as hard as he can back first into the corner! Kevin runs up and catches a staggering Thor and hits him with a big belly to belly suplex!
Steve White: These two have had an up and down relationship from the start and now things have gotten intense between the two. It looks as if Thor has been on top of Hunter since he stepped up to him a few weeks back and now Thor is here to put him down!
Kevin lands a nice knee to the gut of Thor and throws him into the ropes to land a big dropkick to the running man. Kevin runs into the ropes again and lands a shoulder block on Thor, taking him back down to the mat! Hunter bounces off of the ropes again but Thor comes back and hits him with a quick back body drop! Thor picks Hunter up and scoopslams him back down onto the mat! Thor bounces off of the ropes and hits Hunter with a senton splash right across his chest! Thor hooks Hunter’s leg!
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Chuck Thompson: Thor coming back in this contest and really fighting it tough here tonight! Thor wants to retain and he’s showing that here tonight by giving Hunter quite the whipping and pulling away with control!
Kevin and Thor meet in the middle of the ring once again. The tie up doesn't last long as neither of the two get an advantage from it. Thor lands a nice and loud chop across Kevin's chest, but he receives a forearm to the face in response! These two begin trading big blows again to the cheering fans. Thor is the one who loses this contest thanks to the nice knee to the gut that quickly follows from the Hunter. Kevin throws Thor into the ring ropes and catches him and lifts him high into the air, dropping Thor stomach first across the top rope! Kevin grins from ear to ear as Thor stumbles and is leaning on the ropes. Kevin Hunter comes running and dives into Thor, driving him into the corner and follows up with some big corner thrusts!
Steve White: This match is really heating up now! These fans are going wild for these two and they’re putting on one amazing opening contest! Hunter wants to impress his Corporate counterparts by winning a title here tonight!
Kevin begins to land multiple forearms to Thor's head now! Kevin runs into the ropes and Thor catches him coming at him with a block in his right knee! Kevin falls from the impact and screams out loudly in pain. Thor catches Kevin on the way to his feet with a second block on that right leg! Kevin curses out and Thor sees his opportunity arising for him right now! He pulls Kevin by his bad leg into a corner and motions to the fans. Thor gets some boos but he runs up and drops a knee right onto Kevin’ shin! Kevin yells out in pain but Thor shows now mercy, stomping him out afterwards!
Chuck Thompson: And Thor really trying to fuck Hunter up here tonight on Mayhem 200! Thor has no respect for this man, that’s for sure!
Thor cracks Kevin in the back of the head with a boot! Thor wants to roll Hunter over to cover him but Hunter elbows Thor in the face and buys some time! Both men get to their feet! They lock up and Thor appears to be winning the struggle until Hunter sneakily thumbs him in the eye! Thor lets go and holds his eye in pain but Hunter isn’t finished! Kevin hoists Thor up and hits him with a Huntplex!
Steve White: Hunter is the one turned ruthless now, doing anything to hurt Thor and win! That sneaky thumb to the eye and that big Huntplex! Amazing combat here tonight!
Kevin Hunter slowly lifts himself up using the ropes and is grabbing at his bad knee. Thor begins to lift himself up using the ropes but he’s too concerned with his eye and neck and Hunter takes the opportunity to run up and kick Thor right in the ribs! Thor drops to the mat and Hunter picks Thor up once again, bringing him to the corner and smacking his head off of the turnbuckle! Thor falls back down to the mat and Hunter goes down with him, sitting him up and getting him in a headlock! The fans go wild but Thor is able to power out of it! Hunter lines up Thor for his finisher but Thor acts out of desperation and hits a running Hunter with a big boot to the head! Hunter falls to the mat but Thor doesn’t capitalize and nurses his eye in the corner instead…
Chuck Thompson: Thor’s eye has taken damage, they look like they’re really hurting him! Hunter should have been fucking disqualified for that one! It’s slowed Thor down and he might have sustained an injury. Right when it looks like he was going to finisher Hunter too…
Kevin Hunter jolts up and hits Thor in the back with a forearm! Kevin then turns Thor around and starts booting him in the corner giving the former world champion a right beating! Thor looks exhausted and beat up! Hunter backs off as Thor crawls on the mat trying to get up! Hunter lines Thor up and yells at him to get to his feet! Thor, still holding his eye, gets up and Hunter lunges at Thor for his finisher but Thor pushes Hunter off of him and against the ropes! When Hunter bounces back Thor hits him with a surprise boot to the gut out of nowhere! Thor goes for Parasite Eve but Hunter low blows Thor and follows up with Killer Effect! The fans go wild as Kevin gets on Thor and uses the ropes with his cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
Hunter gets to his feet and grabs his title. He looks around and smirks as he slides out of the ring and celebrates.
Steve White: Hunter wins the title with a cheap one! But what’s this?
Hannah Walters’ music hits and the fans watch on. She comes out on the stage wearing an elegant flourishing red dress. She has a small box in her hand as she comes into the light.
Chuck Thompson: Look at Hannah Walters! She looks AMAZING! But what is she doing out here?
The fans are going nuts as Hannah looks irresistible, security have to hold guys in the crowd back. She smirks and brings a mic to her face.
Hannah Walters: Many of you know that only greatness can be inducted into the EHWF Hall of Fame – that’s why you see me there as one of the first people to set foot on such an accomplishment. Well tonight we welcome more names to that honor and I have the honor of welcoming the greatest one!
The fans give a mixed reaction as they know where this is going.
Hannah Walters: Ladies and gentlemen, your first inductee into the 2016 EHWF Hall of Fame… The LONGEST reigning EHWF Champion and the current EHWF Champion… ELI SYKES!
The fans give off a mixed reaction as Eli’s music hits. He takes a moment to come out as Hannah hands him his Hall of Fame ring from the box and they embrace and make out before Eli turns back to the fans and gestures at them.
Steve White: Eli Sykes! Hall of Fame! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Wait? What happened? I was too distracted by Hannah!
Eli Sykes: I deserve this. I deserve this more than anyone else and anyone else that may get inducted tonight will pale in comparison to the greatness that is Eli Sykes. I am your EHWF Champion and now I am the Longest Reigning and greatest EHWF World Champion in history. I deserve to be a hall of famer and regardless of what any of you insignificant fans think - I am the best in the world and NO ONE will ever be as great as me… Tonight proves that…
The fans boo Eli wildly as he makes out with Hannah once more. Eli turns back to the mic and the fans and smirks.
Eli Sykes: Witness absolute greatness, for you shall never experience it for yourselves.
The fans boo the house down as Eli and Hannah leave and we fade to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a triple threat tag team match and it is set for one fall!
REACH FOR THE SKY! is heard through the speakers before "Carry on my Wayward Son" by Kansas hits over the speakers as the fans rise to there feet, first through the camera was the younger brother, Dallas who came out like a bat out of hell, running straight onto one of the corners of stage letting out a scream. Until the older brother Jamin walked through the curtain, Dallas ran to the other side of the stage letting out another roof shattering scream. Jamin made his walk down the ramp, Dallas darted past Jamin and slide into the ring under the ropes, stepping up onto the turnbuckle and screaming out "IT'S TIME FOR DAT ASS WHOOPIN'!" as Jamin stepped through the middle ropes tossing his hands up into the air, letting out a screaming of his own.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The Outlaws!
The song Im'Mortal by Skinny Puppy starts to blats through out the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, Destiny Hunter starts to come on out and the fans boo her.. She walks past the fans while smiling sexy into the camera. She get in the ring and she talks trash into the camera as she waits on who she'll be facing
Patricia Downs: And next... Their opponents... Destiny Hunter!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next... Her partner... ‘The Wild Cat’ Savannah!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And next... Their opponents... First... TQ Smooth!
“Rollin” by Limp Bizket hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and cheer continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man raises hisd hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, as he shows his respect for the fans that made him a legend. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction towards their hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man again raises both hands into the air and embraces the love that is showered upon him.
Patricia Downs: And finally... Black Man!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Jamin locks up in the center of the ring with TQ Smooth! Savannah comes up behind them but they swat her away with their size advantage! TQ knees Jamin aggressively in the ribs over and over but Jamin pulls TQ back and levels him with a massive clothesline! The fans cheer and get to their feet as Jamin clotheslines Savannah over the top rope to the outside! TQ gets up and Jamin boots him in the gut then pulls him into a headbutt and drops him in the corner! Jamin runs up for a big corner move but TQ dives out of the way and Jamin's back hits the corner hard! TQ dashes up and snaps a kick perfectly into Jamin's chest, sending him to the mat! Savannah runs in from behind and takes TQ’s leg out! Jamin gets up but Savannah is hot and turns and dropkicks Jamin in the head! TQ is up but Savannah springs off the middle rope and collides with TQ!
Steve White: And this one is heating up already! Savannah on fire! TQ hitting harder and Jamin debuting with intensity! These three tag teams are hungry and a win here will speak volumes and volumes for the victors!
Chuck Thompson: All three are tag teams that want to get into the center of the spotlight! They’re tired of looking in on the lights and fame and now they want to get somewhere! This is the place to do it!
Jamin and TQ come to lock back up! TQ knees Jamin in the gut wildly then whips Jamin into the corner hard and follows up with a big corner clothesline! TQ lines Jamin up but Jamin bursts out of the corner and great speed and knocks TQ Smooth down to the damn mat! Jamin grabs TQ Smooth and scoops him up hitting him with a big slam in the center of the ring! The fans are going nuts! Savannah runs back in only to get a running STO from Jamin! Jamin lines TQ up for a Spike-Jamin Driller but TQ hits Jamin with a desperate diving shoulder block! TQ dives to the corner and tags in Black Man!
Steve White: And there is the damn tag! Black Man coming into this one! Jamin looking really impressive and fending off a hall of famer while Savannah was looking good but is shouldering too much for her team!
Chuck Thompson: It just takes one cover to win this damn match! Come on Jamin! You want to make a name for the Outlaws the this is how kid!
Black Man runs in and starts to hit Jamin with quick jabs and strikes! Jamin swings but Black Man ducks and takes Jamin’s leg out! Jamin tries to reach of a tag to Dallas but Black Man boots Jamin in the face! Black Man covers Jamin but Jamin throws Black Man off of him! Black Man runs up and gets on the mat with Jamin getting him in a sleeper while he’s there! Jamin fades and the fans go nuts but Jamin is able to get up and break out of the hold! Both men get up and Jamin levels Black Man with a big clothesline! Jamin gets enough time to get up and tag in Dallas!
Steve White: And here comes Dallas, ready to take out Black Man for his buddy!
Chuck Thompson: This one is heating up but Savannah looks hurt and she isn’t close to her corner to make a tag! Can she bypass these guys before they notice her?
Dallas knocks down Black Man with a big shoulder block! They get up and Dallas hits Black Man with another shoulder block! Dallas hypes up the fans as Black Man gets to his feet but Dallas trips him up with a drop toehold then locks him up and gets him in an STF! The fans go nuts! Black Man struggles in the hold until TQ Smooth leaps off of the top rope onto Dallas! The fans go nuts! The ref berates TQ Smooth but Jamin runs up and clotheslines Smooth over the top rope as both men go crashing to the outside!
Steve White: TQ Smooth interfered in this one and it cost him big time! Jamin just took him out! The Outlaws are a tough side for sure
Chuck Thompson: Jamin may have taken himself out too! Both Smooth and Jamin are out on the outside! They’re not moving very much!
Black Man gets up but Dallas takes him out with a big boot! Savannah runs in and tags in Destiny but on her way back she leaps up and takes Dallas out in the head with a diving punch! The ref tells Savannah to get out but she ignores him! Savannah calls for a tag move and goes to grab Dallas but Dallas hits her with a big Dallasplex! The fans are going nuts! Destiny runs in from behind but Dallas ducks her and she hits the corner! Savannah gets up but Dallas dives on her and clotheslines her over the top rope! Both Dallas and Destiny fall to the outside crashing onto Jamin and TQ Smooth below! Destiny gets to his feet slowly and turns around right into Black Man who boots her in the gut and slaps her on the back of the head!
Steve White: It’s Black Man ! Everyone else is out on the outside!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man is alone with Destiny in the ring and Black Man showing no respect or mercy right now!!
Black Man holds Destiny up and smirks then hits her with Black Stunn! The fans go wild and Black Man laughs at the carnage outside. He slides down and hooks Destiny’s far leg and puts his hand over her face as the ref comes through!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… TQ Smooth and Black Man!
The fans give a mixed reaction as TQ runs in and jumps on Black Man and the two celebrate in an embrace in the ring! TQ berates the fans and they boo them but Black and TQ get to the ropes and raise their hands, taunting their opponents and the fans as we fade to an Aces High promo.
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a singles match and it’s scheduled for one fall!
"Machine Gun" by Portishead plays through the PA Boxes, Dave Romero comes out with an evil smirk, he walks down the ramp in his black shades and his long puffy jacket. The fans touch him as he walks down, he yells at them and pushes one of the fans as he's walking. Dave runs up to the steps and takes off his shades, he takes off his shades and gets in the ring and struts to the top rope, he takes his jacket off and drops it on the rope and climbs the top rope and then jumps off and waits in the corner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… David Romero!
Victor Abel: Mesdames et Messieurs, ladies and gentleman...
Victor appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is a plump bald man with a long black beard. He is wearing a black suit. He pats the booing crowd down and speaks again.
Victor Abel: Please welcome... Andre Pierre!
"French Patriot" begins to play on the audio system. Andre Pierre walks out to loud boos from the crowd. He is wearing a pair of shiny blue trunks and black knee pads, elbow pads and boots. He makes his way down to the ring with Victor following behind him closely, applauding his prized asset. Andre gets into the ring and holds his arms up to the crowd. He does a few stretches and waits.
Patricia Downs: And finally his opponent… Andre Pierre!
DING DING DING!
David Romero and Andre Pierre lock up. They wrestle in the centre of the ring and try to get the advantage. David slips behind Pierre and goes for a suplex but Pierre slips through Romero's legs and hits a clothesline to the back of the head. He jumps on David and starts throwing punches, David manages to withstand and block the shots before turning Andre over and landing shots of his own. David wraps his arms around Andre's head and locks in a sleeper, trying to fade Andre out.
Steve White: A solid start here by both athletes.
Chuck Thompson: Victor Abel has yet again been running his mouth on behalf of Andre Pierre. I hope David Romero can beat Andre and shut the Frenchman's annoying fat mouth!
David releases the sleeper and locks in a bear hug. Andre Pierre is getting the life squeezed out of him slowly. He rolls about and manages to get out of it. David goes to lock in another sleeper but Andre hits an uppercut from his knees and then a suplex! He jumps on David and goes for a quick cover but it's an easy kick out. He drops an elbow on David and then bounces off the ropes, going for another. David moves and then catches Andre from behind with a boot to the knee. He grabs Andre and hits a German suplex. He stands Andre up and throws him into the ropes and out of the ring. He climbs out and throws Andre Pierre into the barricade!
Steve White: David Romero has just stepped it up a level!
David lifts Pierre and throws him back into the ring. He slides in and Andre catches him with a step up Enzuguiri! Both men drop to the mat. The crowd start to cheer for both men to get up. They get up slowly and eventually stand at the same time. Andre goes for a clothesline but David dodges it and hits a few right hands. Andre comes back with some of his own. David kicks Andre in the stomach and goes to end it but Andre grabs David's arms and hits a belly to belly suplex!
Steve White: Great counter by Pierre!
David stands up and walks into a Super Kick from Andre Pierre! Victor cheers from the side-lines! Andre Pierre sees blood and jumps down, going for the French Disarmer! David counters and pulls Andre in for a roll up but Andre gets out and both men get to their feet. David goes for a knee but Andre Pierre hits The French Kick! David drops and Andre locks in the French Disarmer! David taps!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman, here is your winner... Andre Pierre!
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Andre Pierre holds his arms up in the centre of the ring. Victor Abel joins him and pats him on the back. His music plays as we fade to commercial.
We come back to the arena from commercial to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
SON OF A BITCH!
That was heard as "Witness" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites. Alex could then be seen walking out onto the stage wearing a pair of black capris with a black Misfits tanktop with the skull logo on the chest, with "The Misfits" above it. She flashes a big grin before she steps aside with her arms pointing at the curtain as Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, leaned in to let Alex kiss him on the cheek and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song, while Alex turned around and headed to the backstage area. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Witness" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Wilmer Patacky!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
The match starts with Creed and Patacky testing each other. Creed lunges at Patacky but Patacky sidesteps and avoids Creed. The two come back to the center and Creed goes to lock up but Patacky boots him in the gut and starts hammering him with right hands as Handsome Devil cheers him on! Creed fires back with right hands of his own but Patacky drives a big knee into Creed’s chest! Patacky whips Creed into the corner then runs up and splashes a big right elbow into Creed’s face! Creed stumbles around and Patacky swings a kick but Creed blocks it with his forearm and boots Patacky in the gut! Creed hoists Patacky up and hits him with a suplex then gets up with Patacky still locked up and hits him with another suplex! Creed then starts to choke Patacky on the canvas but Handsome Devil grabs Creed by the hair and pulls him off! Creed spins around and argues with Handsome but Handsome points to his refs uniform!
Steve White: He won’t be able to get anything by Handsome D here tonight! These two have had a checkered past and it looks like HD isn’t going to make Creed’s return to Mayhem a simple one!
Chuck Thompson: Patacky fighting with intensity but Creed is hitting hard and taking control right now! I’ve always wanted to see these two fight it out!
Creed picks Patacky up and dishes out a big elbow to his back! Patacky responds with an elbow to Creed’s face then bounces off of the ropes and nails Creed with a crossbody! They both get up and lock up once more! They trade some big lefts and rights but Creed drops Patacky! He picks Patacky up and hits him with a scoopslam! Creed bounces off of the ropes then hits Patacky with a splash right across the chest! Patacky tries to get up but Creed stays on him and gets him in a rear choke! Patacky elbows Creed in the gut until he lets go! Patacky sidekicks Creed in the gut but Creed responds with a right hand! Creed whips Patacky against the ropes then bends down ready for a body drop but Patacky kicks Creed square in the head! Patacky runs up and hits Creed with a spinning heel kick to the face! Patacky covers
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Steve White: I thought Patacky had him right there! This is turning into a real wrestling contest with no bullshit!
Chuck Thompson: Handsome Devil is staying out of this one it seems but he is right there in the middle of it! I think he’s trying to get to Creed and before it seemed like it was working.
Creed gets kicked right in the ribs on the mat from Patacky and Patacky wants to go for another cover but Creed grabs his head and tosses him off of him! Handsome Devil gets up close to Creed and makes him uncomfortable, distracting him for a moment as Wilmer recovers. The two get back up and lock up again! They trade some rights and lefts but again Creed wins the fistfight and forces Patacky in the corner! Creed starts stomping out Patacky in the corner until Patacky has enough and grabs Creed around the neck! Patacky slams Creed back into the corner and starts hitting him with knife-edge chops! Creed headbutts Patacky away and the two take a moment before locking back up in the center of the ring! Patacky locks up Creed’s arm but Creed gets out of it and gets Patacky in a full nelson! Patacky reverses that into a headlock and chokes Creed out but Creed is able to twist Patacky’s arm around, get behind Patacky! Patacky spins around and hits Creed with a sunset flip!
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Steve White: Wilmer was SO close there!
Chuck Thompson: What a technical contest! These two have really impressed here tonight!
Handsome Devil gets in Creed’s face and starts telling him off for kicking out too hard! Creed is pissed off. He shakes his head and powers past Handsome only for Wilmer to take advantage and boot Creed in the gut! The fans go wild as Wilmer hoists Creed in and goes for Lubrication Twist! Creed pushes Wilmer off of him before impact and Wilmer bounces off the ropes! Creed pulls back and takes Wilmer out with a massive Clothesline From Hell on rebound! The fans shrill at the impact and Creed covers! Handsome Devil reluctantly makes a slow count!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Conner Creed!
Conner Creed gets up and celebrates in the ring as Handsome Devil shakes his head. Suddenly they’re all interrupted as Brandon Bash’s music hits the PA System!
Steve White: Brandon Bash?! What’s he doing out here now?
Brandon is dressed in a tux and steps out with a Hall of Fame ring box as the fans go nuts! Brandon grabs a mic and stands tall on the stage.
Brandon Bash: Well I’m glad that’s over… If I had to watch another second of Wilmer Patacky in the ring I think I’d gouge my eyes out with a fork!
The fans boo Bash.[/color]
Brandon Bash: I’m out here tonight to induct another member for the Hall of Fame Class of 2016! I’m here to induct the ONLY actual deserving member tonight!
Steve White: Shots fired at Eli Sykes!
Bash smirks as he looks around the arena at the booing fans.
Brandon Bash: This man is a former world champion! He’s a determined man who has worked his ass off in EHWF for years! He’s a man who rose to the greatest lengths of achievement and rose to power as one of the best personalities of all time!
The fans watch on intently.
Brandon Bash: Ladies and Gents… Joining me in the EHWF Hall of Fame and the most deserving inductee… RYAN MORGAN RISSI!
The fans lose their shit and go apeshit! They start pelting the stage with garbage and the boos drown everything out as Morgan Rissi’s music hits and he comes out onto the stage. He goes to talk but the boos are too powerful!
Steve White: These fans are pissed! Ryan Morgan getting inducted into the EHWF Hall of Fame!
Chuck Thompson: Under different circumstances maybe I could have accepted it but this guy is a fuck hole! Fuck Ryan Morgan! Fuck him to hell! Fucking douche!
Morgan comes out and holds the UK title up as he hugs Bash and gets the Hall of Fame ring.
RMR: What can I say to all of you ungrateful dirty muppets!? First let me dedicate this to my father… MICHAEL RISSI!
The fans go apeshit and Morgan Rissi can’t get a word out!
RMR: I am the EHWF owner! I am the UK Champion! I am YOUR FUCKING KING AND NOW I’M A HALL OF FAMER!! I’M BETTER THAN YOU!
Security is forced to rush Morgan Rissi and Bash and get them out to the back as too much garbage throwing and rioting is occurring in the arena. Patricia Downs makes it back in the ring and attempts to calm things down!
We come back to the ring where Patricia is ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a hardcore match and it is for the Hardcore Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challenger... Zoe McDraven!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… The Hardcore Champion... Lord Raab!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds as Raab signals around his chest he will retain! Zoe runs up at high speed and dropkicks Raab right in the chest, sending him down to the mat to start the contest! The fans go wild with cheers! Lord Raab gets up in a rage and yells and knocks her down with a big right hand! Zoe yells in pain as Lord Raab lifts her up and tosses her into the center of the ring! Zoe cries out in pain as Lord Raab advances on her! She springs up and bolts across the ring, sliding through Lord Raab's legs and getting up, bouncing off of the second and bottom ropes then leaping through the air with a fire extinguisher shot to the monsters face! Lord Raab stumbles around. He's groggy but relatively unhurt from Zoe’s assault Lord Raab turns around and knocks his head and fixes his mask! Lord Raab turns around and snarls with rage, lunging at Zoe who ducks him once more! Zoe wants a Shockwave but Lord Raab tosses her into the corner hard and Zoe cries out in pain right as Lord Raab flattens her with a big corner clothesline! Zoe stumbles around and Raab comes into view and snaps a Kendo Stick over Zoe’s back! She falls and screams in pain!
Steve White: Zoe wants that damn title back and she’s going to do anything to get it Bah Gawd! She isn’t going to give up! She knows that Lord Raab is beatable and she’s going to do what she does best and fight!!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe is one of the greats in EHWF now! She’s worked hard and created a great career here and now she’s looking to not only take down a monster but also get another reign as Hardcore Champ!
Zoe and Lord Raab circle each other for a while. Lord Raab and Zoe quickly come into the center but Lord Raab boots Zoe in the midsection then tries to toss her into the corner but she stops herself with her boot and snaps a kick right into Lord Raab's face before stepping up on the turnbuckle, flipping off behind Lord Raab and booting him in the back into the corner! Lord Raab turns Zoe around and smacks her with a monstrous right hand, which destroys her as the shot from the much bigger man sends her crashing to the canvas in the corner! The scary Lord Raab stands her up and rams Zoe against the corner and weakens her with corner hard thrusts and elbows, each one with more authority than the last! Lord Raab backs off and bolts at Zoe but Zoe jumps up and Lord Raab runs into her boot! She grabs Lord Raab and headbutts him against the ropes! He comes back with a running move but Zoe ducks it then hits him with a drop toehold to buy some time! The fans go wild but Lord Raab is enraged as he gets up from the mat! He gets up and swings! Zoe ducks him and bounces off the ropes! Lord Raab runs at her as well but she slides down between his legs and bounces off the bottom ropes then leaps in the air and hits Lord Raab with a body dive! Lord Raab is unaffected and tosses Zoe against the corner! Raab runs at her but she bashes him in the head with a steel chair that was placed on the apron!!
Steve White: Raab was going to destroy Zoe in this Hardcore contest but Zoe fights back with that steel chair! This one is getting bloody!!
Chuck Thompson: Raab fighting like he fought Zoe last time and Zoe trying to not make the same mistakes when Raab took the title from her! This one is heating up! An instant classic!
Raab lunges at Zoe and she jumps up and swings around him and locks him in Kinetic Energy! The fans go nuts! Raab goes nuts and swings her around but she’s locked it in tight! Just as Raab fades he tosses Zoe off of him! Zoe runs back up with a kendo stick and swats Raab in the head with it then snaps it over his back! The fans are going nuts! The Corporate Monster runs up and boots Zoe square in the face! Zoe gets up disoriented and Raab lines her up, cracking a trash can over her head! Zoe goes down and Raab covers her!
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Steve White: Raab just cracked Zoe good and somehow Zoe just kicked out of that one! Amazing! Zoe wants this more than anything right now!!
Chuck Thompson: Raab is ruthless! He doesn’t care who he’s fighting he just wants to hurt and maim!
Raab picks Zoe up and tosses her into the corner! Raab runs for a corner clothesline but she ducks him and he hits the corner! The fans go nuts again! Zoe spins around and tosses the steel chair into Raab’s head! Raab falls back and stumbles around as Zoe springs up on the second rope and hits Raab with Shockwave! Both hit the mat and Raab is down! Zoe slowly stirs to her feet as the fans suddenly go nuts!
Steve White: Raab is down! Zoe with that amazing combo and amazing comeback! What a competitor!
Chuck Thompson: Wait! WATCH OUT!
Zoe stands up but Raab’s Corporate partner Kevin Hunter slides in with his Jr Heavyweight Championship and cracks Zoe in the back of the head with it! Kevin quickly slides out again and the fans wildly boo! Raab suddenly sits up and looks at the bleeding and barely conscious Zoe from behind his mask! Raab stands up off the ambush and the fans boo! Raab grabs her throat and picks her up then chokeslams her onto the steel chair! Boos flood the arena as Raab covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And STILL the Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
Steve White: I can’t believe this Zoe had this won! Restart this match she had this won! How unfair!
Chuck Thompson: Damn Corporate Monarchy! Fucking cheats! Zoe took down the monster and the CPM just swerved this one!
Raab gets up and raises the Hardcore Championship over Zoe as the fans boo him wildly. Before Raab can react Jason Dave’s music hits and everyone looks confused as it stops everything.
Chuck Thompson: Jason Dave?!
Jason Dave appears at the top of the stage with two hall of fame ring boxes.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the final inductees in the EHWF Hall of Fame, is the Underground Kings!
Steve White: Oh my god! No way!
Chuck Thompson: This is history in the making!
Underground Kings by Drake hits the PA and the memories of the UGK flow like a river through the audience. Everyone gives a standing ovation and applauds for the legendary team of The Underground Kings, for they are about to be immortalized forever in the EHWF Hall of Fame. Jason Dave walks out, sporting a tuxedo with a what looks to be a visible tear in his eye. He wipes it away from beneath his eyes and waves out to the fans. He rests his forearms on the podium and listens to the reaction from the fans as the music fades out. He nods in approval to the crowd before leaning in towards the microphone.
Jason Dave: This honor, this honor of being a two time inductee to the EHWF Hall of Fame is amazing. I thought that the first time that I was inducted that I’d never experience a rush or a feeling like that, but I was wrong. Before Bloodline existed, before Bloodline took over and abolished the competition, the Underground Kings were the hottest tandem in EHWF history. It consisted of myself and the late Michael Rissi.
The fans weep at the sound of Michael Rissi’s name being mentioned. Eventually those weeps turn into cheers when the memories of Rissi floods through their heads.
Steve White: Everyone is still feeling the blow from the ending of Retribution. Michael Rissi was an icon and a fucking legend in EHWF history. It’s a shame to see him go.
Chuck Thompson: Personally, I think that Ryan Morgan Rissi is behind this all. The kid is eager for power and he couldn’t wait. It's all too coincidental.
Jason Dave: Michael Rissi was there when I joined EHWF and he was the man that saw something in me that nobody did. He aided me for the beginning of my career and then he helped create the man that I am today. After the Underground Kings, we both went our separate ways but were both inducted together in 2013. Now, here I am, honoring the legacy that him and I created and unfortunately he was forced to leave behind.
The fans remain quiet. Jason closes his eyes and leans in closer to the microphone.
Jason Dave: Michael Rissi, you were the reason I joined EHWF and your legacy is forever cemented in EHWF history. You’re in a better place now. You may be gone, but your spirit lives on forever in all of us. Thank you, Michael, and I am proud to enter the EHWF Hall of Fame again with you.
Steve White: That was a beautiful speech from Jason. Michael and him have always been close and the Underground Kingz really was the beginning of everything great EHWF has accomplished.
The fans go wild as Jason steps back from the microphone. The fans erupt into a chant: “Thank you Michael.” Jason nods in approval to the crowd and sheds a tear as he stands there on stage waving out to the crowd. A picture of Michael and Jason appears on the titantron. Michael is holding the EHWF championship high above his head while Jason holds the Hardcore championship above his. Under the picture, in cursive writing: “Underground Kingz.” Underground Kings picks back up on the PA has Jason waves out to the audience, turning his back to the audience and heading into the back. He stops in his tracks as his hand grazes the curtain. He looks back out to the audience and heads back over to the podium and grabs the microphone and pulls it in close. He closes his eyes and places the tips of his middle and index finger against his temple.
Jason Dave: This atrocity is something that cannot go unpunished. Someone has murdered EHWF’s greatest superstar there is, there was, and there ever will be. The only man to go undefeated in EHWF history, his streak remains unbroken due to his death. Every single one of you in this building, whether you’re part of management, a superstar, or one of you fucking fans out here in the building or at home, you’re all suspects. Every single person had a motive in ending the life of Michael Rissi.
The fans offer a mixed reaction to Dave as he continues his speech.
Jason Dave: Everyone knows that EHWF had been on a decline since the ending of Bloodline, ratings have been low recently and the fans could have decided to add their creativity to the business by ending Rissi’s life. You’re sick and twisted if that’s the case, but fortunately for you criminals you people aren’t the only suspects. Black Man, Smooth, Eli, all three of you and the rest of the roster are suspects. After Rissi tore apart the entire roster in the opening of the pay per view, everyone on the roster had a motive. Black Man and Smooth, you both were credited as has beens way past your time and that you’re not in the main event anymore. That’s a fact and it pained you to listen to Rissi say that. The two of you are way past your prime and you’re trying to salvage your careers on a roster full of mid-carders and three or four true main event talents. What kind of men does that make you? You weren’t agreeing with Rissi’s decisions and you knew that if he was out of the picture then whoever would be next in line would hopefully give you guys a fresh slate. You’re still the cock sucking losers that you guys are and I’m going to keep a close eye on the two of you.
Steve White: Jason was right about Michael’s spirit living through us all. You can hear almost hear Michael’s voice through Jason. This is a Hall of Fame induction that I think is well deserved - UGK as a group.
Chuck Thompson: I still can’t believe Jason isn’t even considering Ryan Morgan Rissi as a suspect.
The fans remain quiet; Jason opens his eyes and places his hand on the podium.
Jason Dave: Eli Sykes, your EHWF champion and I believe he is close if not the longest reigning EHWF champion in history as of right now. I know you and I know you well, Eli. I know you’ve done unspeakable actions along with your old friend Bill Ryder, murdering your once manager. When people call you out for what you really are and insult your name, I know that eats at your psyche. I know that hurts you and you have every desire to prove those words wrong. I commend you too, because week after week you do prove everyone’s words wrong. You plow through the roster and you make them your bitches, I commend you for that. What bothered you was Rissi’s words at Retribution. You did as he asked a grew a pair, but the result of that was the murder of Michael Rissi. You’re just as much of a suspect as everyone else on the roster.
Jason adjusts his position on the podium and raises one finger up.
Jason Dave: However, I don’t think you’re the one that did it.The one that I think is responsible for the murder of Michael Rissi is someone whose career I ended, or so I thought. The man whose neck I broke at Meltdown back in February: Bill fucking Ryder. It was no secret that Michael Rissi and I were best friends since day one of entering EHWF, we’ve always had each other’s backs and we’ve always openly criticized one another because that’s how we made each other better. Bill, you took the life of my best friend just so you could get even with me. I practically took away the latter half of your life and placed you on the shelf. I broke your fucking neck and in return you decided to take my best friend’s life. This cannot go unpunished.
Chuck Thompson: Are you fucking kidding me?! He thinks Bill did this?! Fucking idiot. Bill can't tie his shoes or go longer than a month without retiring how could he have killed Rissi?
Steve White: I wouldn’t go that far to call him an idiot Chuck, Jason offered a sensible argument. He did break Bill’s neck back at Meltdown. It’s a stretch idea, but you can’t rule it out.
Jason lowers his head down and takes a deep breath. The audience remains silent, awaiting Jason’s response. He slowly raises his head back up. His eyes were filled with fire and intensity, the look on his face was that of a mad man, someone who belonged in a cage and locked away from the world.
Jason Dave: Bill, you better get your fucking ass in gear and get your fucking ass off of the shelf. At Ace’s High we will settle this, it’s going to be you and me, one on one in a Barbed Wire Cage Match. No pinfalls, no submissions, no escaping of the cage. There is only two ways of winning the match: knock your opponent out or make your opponent utter the words: I quit.
The fans roar in approval of Jason.
Jason Dave: Just know this, I’m not doing it for the fans, I’m not doing it for management, I’m doing this because this is personal. You took my best friend’s life and now I’m going to take yours. I expect a response from you Bill, if you don’t, well, just know that it doesn’t matter where you are, you won’t be safe.
Underground Kings his the PA once more as Jason steps away from the podium.
Steve White: Well, the challenge has been made now all we have to do is wait to hear from Bill Ryder. What do you think of the match Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: I think Jason is looking at the wrong suspect, but did you hear Jason’s proposed match?! Jason is a loose cannon right now, he’s not here to wrestle he’s here to fucking murder someone!
Jason turns his back to the audience and heads into the back as the scene fades to black.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following main event contest is a tag team match and it is for the EHWF Tag Team Championships!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the challengers... First... James Champ!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next... His partner... She is the Showtime Champion... Blaise!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And now... Introducing their opponents... They are the EHWF Tag Team Champions... Hannah Walters and the EHWF Champion... Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and both men lock up! Eli elbows James in the face and gets some quick jabs in! James lunges at Eli but Eli boots James in the gut then hits him with a big elbow to the face! The fans are going wild as Eli bounces off of the ropes and hits James with a sunset flip! James rolls out of it before Eli can get the cover! James bounces off of the ropes and goes to dropkick a sitting Eli in the face! It looks like he gets it but Eli grabs his legs and pulls James up! Eli gets James in a one legged Boston Crab and the fans cheer! James struggles in pain for a quick moment before powering out of the hold and toppling Eli! Both men emerge to their feet!
Steve White: And the fans are going NUTS! Eli and James competing against each other in the same ring since back in Angelheart days! James Champ really wants to take Eli down but Eli wants to take Champ out!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are fighting with rage and intensity! These two brothers want to tear each other apart and they want to prove something to the other tonight!!
Both are back up and they start to trade big rights and lefts! The fans go wild as a massive fist fight ensues in the center of the ring! Eli hits hard but Champ hits harder then Eli hits harder than that! Champ comes out on top so Eli boots him in the gut then then brings Champ's face across his knee! Champ stumbles around! Blaise asks for the tag but Champ refuses. Champ turns around and drops Eli with a right hand! Eli gets up, Champ wants a kick but Eli ducks and knees Champ in the side! Champ elbows Eli in the side of the head then whips him against the ropes! The fans are going nuts! Champ swings a clothesline at a running Eli but Eli ducks it! Champ spins around as Eli bounces off of the ropes once more but Eli nails Champ square in the head with a running high knee! The fans pick up! Champ rolls around holding his head and tries to tag in Blaise but Blaise refuses and backs off! Champ looks pissed.
Blaise: Hmm I offered you my help before and you didn't want it...
Steve White: Blaise refusing to tag in with Champ, seeing as he snubbed her earlier. The realization that both are number one contenders in competition has set in and it is affecting their team right now!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise and Champ have a dislike for each other ad they're not working together well as a team at all tonight whereas Eli and Hannah are one of the closest teams ever and that is their advantage!
Eli and Hannah work together well as Eli tags Hannah in! Hannah grabs Champ by his hair and pulls him up into a massive scoopslam! Hannah goes and covers James Champ!
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Hannah picks Champ back up and knees him in the gut! She slings him around but he breaks loose of her grasp and shoves Hannah into the corner hard! The fans go wild and Champ falls to his knees! Eli starts to shout taunts at Champ as Champ gets to his feet, exhausted!
Steve White: James Champ tryna fight back into this one but a tag out would be great right now! Blaise wasn't co-operating though!
Chuck Thompson: This one is heating up now! The only thing that Blaise and Champ have in common is their hatred for Eli! Other than that their common interests end!
Champ leaps up and tags in Blaise! Blaise runs in and knocks down Hannah! Hannah gets up but gets a lariat back down to the canvas from Blaise! They get up and Hannah explodes off, goring Blaise down to the mat! Blaise gets up but Hannah follows up on her with a bulldog! Hannah gets going and hoists Blaise up but Blaise elbows Hannah in the face then spins a kick into Hannah midsection! Blaise wants a DDT but Hannah hoists Blaise up and dumps her on her back! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Hannah and Blaise are incredible competitors! They are tearing that ring up right now!
Chuck Thompson: I had a dream about these two once…
Hannah tosses Blaise in the corner and runs at her but Blaise jumps up and Hannah runs into her boot! Blaise rockets off out of the corner and blasts Hannah in the face with a flying forearm smash! Blaise kicks up and then goes for Soporose on Hannah but Hannah shoves Blaise against the ropes and Eli grabs Blaise! Blaise elbows Eli in the face and off of the apron but as she gets free Hannah explodes at incredible speed and takes Blaise out with a massive spear! The fans go nuts as Hannah covers her!
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Steve White: Hannah’s spear was nothing short of superhuman right there! Blaise could barely kick out of that one!
Chuck Thompson: These two are putting on one amazing match right now!
Blaise gets up to her feet but Hannah hoists her up for a body drop! Blaise lands on her feet and boots Hannah in the midsection! Blaise bounce off of the ropes and takes Hannah out with a massive diving shoulder block! Eli yells for the tag but Blaise lines Hannah up for the end! Before Blaise can do anything, James Champ blind tags back in and Blaise isn’t happy!
James Champ: Go on! Get out!
Steve White: James Champ blind tagging right when it looked like Blaise was going to get somewhere!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise isn’t happy right now!
The ref forces Blaise out! Champ lines Hannah up! She gets up and Champ wants a Certain Death but as he grasps Hannah, Kevin Hunter and Lord Raab slide in the ring and take out Champ and Walters! The fans boo and go nuts as Morgan and Bash follow behind them!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Due to outside interference this match is declared a no contest!
Steve White: WHAT?! FUCKING MORGAN! FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHY RUIN THIS ON MAYHEM 200!
Chuck Thompson: I’m gonna kill this fucking British faggot right here right now! What the fuck?!
Raab, Hunter, Morgan and Bash start giving Champ and Walters a beating before Eli and Blaise rush in and help out! Raab grabs both Champ and Sykes around the neck and looks for a double chokeslam but they both boot him in the gut and take him out with a massive suplex together!
Steve White: Eli and Champ working together to take out the Corporate Monster!
The partnership doesn’t last long as Sykes hoists Champ up on his back and hits him with Syke Out! The fans go nuts with boos as Ryan screams at his guys to fuck them up! Suddenly, Black Man and TQ Smooth come barreling down the ramp!
Steve White: What the fuck are Black Man and TQ doing out here now?!
Chuck Thompson: Who the fuck knows! Someone just kick Morgan’s ass!!
Black Man and TQ enter the ring! TQ shoves Eli down to the mat and Black Man comes in and boots Champ while he’s down! The boos come harder and harder as Morgan directs traffic!
Steve White: Black Man and TQ are working with Morgan! These sellouts are working with the Corporate Monarchy!
Chuck Thompson: I should have expected it!
TQ turns and swings at Hannah but she grabs his arm and twists it then crushes him into the mat with a fallout legsweep! The fans go nuts! Hannah gets up but gets a Black Stunn from Black Man! Black Man turns around and gets hit with Trail-Blaiser from Blaise only for Blaise to turn around and get hit with Texas Chin Massecre from Brandon!
Steve White: It’s going off here!
Chuck Thompson: Everyone is down! What’s happening?! Fucking Corporate Monarchy!
Brandon turns around and Eli is on his feet! He hoists Brandon up and hits him with Syke Out! Sykes checks on Hannah then stands up and raises his arm as the last one standing! He bends down to help Hannah but Morgan Rissi runs in and cracks Eli in the back of the head with the steel chair! Eli is down and bleeding but Morgan Rissi cracks him once more with it and the fans boo! Everyone is down. Ryan is the last one left standing and he raises the chair and the UK title high before demanding a mic!
Steve White: Fucking asshole! To end Mayhem 200 like this?!
RMR: Tonight was meant to be about ME! This isn’t Mayhem 200 it’s Ryan Morgan Rissi 200! I’m better than you! Better than all of you!
The fans are losing it! They trash the stands, boo loudly and pelt the ring with garbage as Morgan berates them!
RMR: All of you are scum! I am YOUR KING! I am the owner of EHWF! The KING and nothing can stop me! I am Ryan Morgan and I am great… I mean Ryan Morgan Rissi! I am your KING! BOW DOWN MUPPETS!
Morgan points at the tron. An image of Morgan in a frame in the center and the Queen and Prince Charles beside him flicker on and the English national anthem plays! He fans go APESHIT and lose it as they riot!
Steve White: Ladies and Gents we thank you for joining us for this historic Mayhem 200! What a night it’s been! No doubt shit is going to hit the fan next week from the fall out of all of this! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
The fans start to tear the arena apart as the music plays and we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The lighting in the arena goes dim for a moment. An ominous quake like sound emits through the entire area for some time as all of the past Mayhem logos are shown on the tron.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to Saturday Night Mayhem episode #200! It’s an amazing and historic night for us all but a somber cloud is cast over tonight as 2 weeks ago at Retribution Michael Rissi was tragically killed in a limo explosion. The world is shocked and grieving and so is the EHWF Family but the show must go on and Mayhem 200 is dedicated to Michael Rissi tonight. Nonetheless police are treating the limo explosion as suspicious and an investigation will take place!
Chuck Thompson: That’s true. It’s a very sad time here for all of us but in memory of Rissi we’re going to make tonight great and positive. Unfortunally as reported by EHWF.com Joanna Rissi who is now our main owner will not be attending tonight and will not be making a return to EHWF out of grief for this recent tragedy. That means that Michael Rissi’s son; Ryan Morgan Rissi will be leading us for the time being. I know that all seems suspicious given the timing but we still have a great night and an action packed card set out for all of you tonight!
Steve White: That’s right! Last week Blaise and James Champ both won the first ever Retribution Royale earning joint number one contender shots at the title and Eli. Tonight they’ll have to work together in our main event as Champ and Blaise take on Eli and Hannah for the EHWF Tag Team Championships! I don’t know if they can do it I think Eli will get the last laugh here tonight!
Chuck Thompson: I have to agree with you there… But our massive co main event is a match that everyone and their mother have been waiting for! Zoe McDraven gets her big rematch against Lord Raab for the Hardcore Championship and she is more than ready! Last time she was defeated by the seemingly indestructible Corporate Monster but when Raab fell to Blaise she proved he was defeatable. No doubt that will give Zoe the motivation she needs tonight but Raab isn’t about to let that title go!
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop heading into Aces High! Mayhem 200 baby! We did it Chuck, MAYHEM 200! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome... The Heir to EHWF... Ryan Morgan Rissi!
The ring is set up with Michael Rissi merchandise and there is a big picture of him in the middle of the squared circle, on a portrait board. There is a table in the ring too. "Better than you" plays and RMR walks out to heavy boos. He has a folder in his hands. He is wearing a black suit with a black tie and pretends to wipe a tear from his eye. He walks down to the ring and fans pelt garbage. He enters and snatches Patricia Downs microphone.
RMR: You stupid idiot! I'm not the Heir to EHWF you dumb SLAG! I'm the mothefucking Corporate King, the motherfucking owner! MY DADS DEAD and I'm going through a tough time. Yet, you, a stupid woman cant even get my job title right! SAY IT AGAIN! PROPERLY!
Patricia Downs: I thought there was a will and you weren't confirmed yet...
RMR: You horrible bitch! Mocking my fathers death! I'm very sad, you ignoramus! Say it or you're FIRED! RESPECT MY FAMILY!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman... your acting owner Ryan Morgan Rissi...
RMR: That's better, now get your bitch ass ringside LASS.
The crowd boo and pelt garbage. Ryan Morgan Rissi opens the folder and sets it out on table. He starts to cry and points to the sky, the crowd boo.
RMR: Ladies and gentleman, at EHWF Retribution MY FATHER Michael Rissi passed away. He was killed, blown up in his limousine by some evil bastard. I stand here today to praise him, to let the world know how great of a man he was. You see, he deserved this eulogy. He deserved it for being undefeated. He deserved it for being a fair chairman and owner. He deserved it for being a great dad...
Steve White: Oh jeez… C’mon…
Ryan Morgan Rissi looks at the picture of Michael Rissi stood up in the center of the ring. He begins to cry and the crowd boo like fuck.
RMR: He always looked out for me. Growing up, he was tough but fair. Nice but never too nice. He was the perfect father, a perfect role model. Also, he managed to produce me, despite being two years old. That's some good spunk! He excelled at everything he ever did. I will miss him so much... IT'S BEEN A LOOONG DAY, WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND AND I'LL... Erm, Anyway...
The crowd boo. Ryan opens the folder and sets out various pieces of paper on the table.
Steve White: I wonder what is in the folder Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: Plenty of P45's probably!
RMR: ANYWAAAAAAAAY...This folder, it contains important information. The most important bit is this sheet right here. It says that the immediate Rissi Family will become owners upon Michaels passing. Now, seeing as I'm the only Rissi left these days since Joanna is off crying or whatever she's doing, that makes me EHWF owner. So bow down... gulp it LADS! RMR is EHWF KING!
Steve White: Fuck this! Ryan Morgan as boss… I might as well just quit here and now! This asshole couldn’t wait until after Mayhem 200 to do this?
Chuck Thompson: Michael Rissi’s body isn’t even cold yet, this Morgan asshole his really a fuckstick!
The atmosphere is so hostile! Ryan Morgan Rissi looks around and grins.
RMR: I will make a new era here in EHWF and it will be in the name of my amazing, once in a lifetime father Michael Rissi. God bless his soul... without him... I wouldn't be where I am today... Your EHWF King! CROWN ME PATRICIA! FUCKING CROWN ME NOW!
Patricia Downs begrudgingly gets back in the ring and places a Blue crown with gold studs on RMR's head. The crowd boo and RMR adds a blue cape over his suit.
RMR: Now boys and girls... I have another huge announcement! There is a new championship title here in the EHWF and it's coming out now... LOOK AT THE DAMN RAMP HERE IT COMES!
Steve White: A new Championship title?! What the fuck is he talking about? A new Championship?
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan is calling the shots and he’s doing whatever he feels like! He’s finna fuck this company up faster than RNRG fucks up ECWF!
Cadance walks out with a black case. The crowd sit in anticipation. She struts down to the ring and gets in provocatively. She places the case down on the table and opens it. She lifts a new championship belt up into the air, which seems to have the United Kingdom flag on it!
RMR: I GIVE YOU.... THE UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPIONSHIP!
Steve White: By Gawd! A new title! Why!?
Chuck Thompson: What the fucking shit! What a fucking joke, what a fucking daft piece of shit. Who does he think he is, turning this company into his personal play thing! Fucking Anglo Saxon asswhipe!
The crowd are like wut and they all boo.
RMR: This will be the belt of belts. The title of titles. Now, I think it's only fair the first United Kingdom Title match happens right now, to celebrate Michael Rissi. So, come out challenger number one!
Cowbell walks out and the crowd boo. He gets into the ring and looks pumped up for his first title match.
Steve White: What the fuck is this?! The UK title? Cowbell? Get this shit off the fucking screen and out of the ring!
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan is fucking this night up! No one cares about the Monarchy or the UK title! Get the fuck out of the ring asshole we want to see Thor and Hunter tear each other apart!
RMR: Cowbell, you earned this match! Good luck. Your opponent is a former two time EHWF Champion. A badass. A living, breathing legend. Your opponent deserves this... your opponent is... ME!
The crowd boo like fuck. RMR grins and Cowbell laughs too.
DING DING DING
Cowbell lays down. Ryan Morgan Rissi puts his foot on him.
Steve White: WHAT?!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the first EVER United Kingdom Champion, Ryan Morgan Rissi!
The crowd boo and hiss. Ryan Morgan Rissi is handed the belt by Cadance. They kiss and RMR puts the belt around his waist. He grins.
RMR: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HISTORY IS MADE! YOUR NEW UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPION! GULP IT DOWN LADS!
Steve White: This is ridiculous… This asshole couldn’t get the EHWF Championship so he used his power in EHWF to make a new title and give it to himself! Man things are gonna be tough on Mayhem from here on out…
Aubree Celeste's music hits and she storms down to the ring! The crowd roar! She slides in and kicks the table over before being handed a mic from Patricia. Ryan Morgan Rissi stands behind Cadance looking scared as shit.
Steve White: Aubree Celeste? I'm excited to see where this is going!
Aubree Celeste: What a joke this company is becoming under your stupid leadership Ryan. The United Kingdom title, really? The first champion, you… really? This is messed up. I hope they get evidence that it was YOU that killed Michael Rissi and they put you in jail.
RMR: How very dare you! Accusing me of killing my own DAD! You sick BITCH!
Aubree Celeste: The whole world knows you did it... It’s a bit coincidental that he’s blown up just around the time you weasel your way into power?
RMR: How dare you! You and your husband are nothing more than scum! I see you’re out here tonight instead of him because we all know that ape can’t control his temper and if Mazzio lays ONE finger on me I’ll fire him!
Aubree Celeste: You’re not even 0.1% the man my husband is and that’s what kills you. You couldn’t beat him so you joined him and when you realized you’ll never be anything but a joke to him you wormed your way into another scheme like the dirty little pig you are!
RMR: So bring your husband out here right now so he can fight me and I can fire him for touching the OWNER of this company! Go on Aubree… Do it!
Aubree Celeste: Trust me Ryan… You don’t want that – because you’ll never breathe again!
Morgan loses it and rages inside the ring as Cowbell and Cadance try to calm him down.
RMR: Enough of your threats Aubree… Get back to the back right now! Cut her fucking mic! Start the show! I will not be disrespected like this! START THE SHOW! NOW!
They cut Aubree’s mic and she shakes her head and smirks, disappearing to the back. Ryan gets Cadance and Cowbell to help him out of the ring as the new UK Champion leaves the area and yells at the broadcast team on his way out.
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall and it is for the Junior Heavyweight Championship!
Hunter looks around. He nods and comes to the ring as the fans boo him. He gets in and waits for the bell.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The Challenger… Kevin Hunter!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And finally his opponent… The Jr Heavyweight Champion… Sah’ta Thor!
DING DING DING!
Match #1: Sah’ta Thor (c) vs. Kevin Hunter
Thor and Hunter both come into the middle of the ring and meet nose to nose, still with unfinished business. A conversation between the two begins to get more and more heated until Kevin punches Thor in the face! The two begin trading huge lefts and rights and Thor hits Kevin with a headbutt before landing a nice uppercut right to the chin! Thor whips him into the ropes and lands a nice running corner clothesline on Kevin! Kevin picks himself back up but Thor greets him with a second clothesline! Thor runs into the ropes again but this time he gets caught with the big boot from Hunter! Kevin grabs Thor by his arm as he gets back up and whips him as hard as he can back first into the corner! Kevin runs up and catches a staggering Thor and hits him with a big belly to belly suplex!
Steve White: These two have had an up and down relationship from the start and now things have gotten intense between the two. It looks as if Thor has been on top of Hunter since he stepped up to him a few weeks back and now Thor is here to put him down!
Kevin lands a nice knee to the gut of Thor and throws him into the ropes to land a big dropkick to the running man. Kevin runs into the ropes again and lands a shoulder block on Thor, taking him back down to the mat! Hunter bounces off of the ropes again but Thor comes back and hits him with a quick back body drop! Thor picks Hunter up and scoopslams him back down onto the mat! Thor bounces off of the ropes and hits Hunter with a senton splash right across his chest! Thor hooks Hunter’s leg!
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Chuck Thompson: Thor coming back in this contest and really fighting it tough here tonight! Thor wants to retain and he’s showing that here tonight by giving Hunter quite the whipping and pulling away with control!
Kevin and Thor meet in the middle of the ring once again. The tie up doesn't last long as neither of the two get an advantage from it. Thor lands a nice and loud chop across Kevin's chest, but he receives a forearm to the face in response! These two begin trading big blows again to the cheering fans. Thor is the one who loses this contest thanks to the nice knee to the gut that quickly follows from the Hunter. Kevin throws Thor into the ring ropes and catches him and lifts him high into the air, dropping Thor stomach first across the top rope! Kevin grins from ear to ear as Thor stumbles and is leaning on the ropes. Kevin Hunter comes running and dives into Thor, driving him into the corner and follows up with some big corner thrusts!
Steve White: This match is really heating up now! These fans are going wild for these two and they’re putting on one amazing opening contest! Hunter wants to impress his Corporate counterparts by winning a title here tonight!
Kevin begins to land multiple forearms to Thor's head now! Kevin runs into the ropes and Thor catches him coming at him with a block in his right knee! Kevin falls from the impact and screams out loudly in pain. Thor catches Kevin on the way to his feet with a second block on that right leg! Kevin curses out and Thor sees his opportunity arising for him right now! He pulls Kevin by his bad leg into a corner and motions to the fans. Thor gets some boos but he runs up and drops a knee right onto Kevin’ shin! Kevin yells out in pain but Thor shows now mercy, stomping him out afterwards!
Chuck Thompson: And Thor really trying to fuck Hunter up here tonight on Mayhem 200! Thor has no respect for this man, that’s for sure!
Thor cracks Kevin in the back of the head with a boot! Thor wants to roll Hunter over to cover him but Hunter elbows Thor in the face and buys some time! Both men get to their feet! They lock up and Thor appears to be winning the struggle until Hunter sneakily thumbs him in the eye! Thor lets go and holds his eye in pain but Hunter isn’t finished! Kevin hoists Thor up and hits him with a Huntplex!
Steve White: Hunter is the one turned ruthless now, doing anything to hurt Thor and win! That sneaky thumb to the eye and that big Huntplex! Amazing combat here tonight!
Kevin Hunter slowly lifts himself up using the ropes and is grabbing at his bad knee. Thor begins to lift himself up using the ropes but he’s too concerned with his eye and neck and Hunter takes the opportunity to run up and kick Thor right in the ribs! Thor drops to the mat and Hunter picks Thor up once again, bringing him to the corner and smacking his head off of the turnbuckle! Thor falls back down to the mat and Hunter goes down with him, sitting him up and getting him in a headlock! The fans go wild but Thor is able to power out of it! Hunter lines up Thor for his finisher but Thor acts out of desperation and hits a running Hunter with a big boot to the head! Hunter falls to the mat but Thor doesn’t capitalize and nurses his eye in the corner instead…
Chuck Thompson: Thor’s eye has taken damage, they look like they’re really hurting him! Hunter should have been fucking disqualified for that one! It’s slowed Thor down and he might have sustained an injury. Right when it looks like he was going to finisher Hunter too…
Kevin Hunter jolts up and hits Thor in the back with a forearm! Kevin then turns Thor around and starts booting him in the corner giving the former world champion a right beating! Thor looks exhausted and beat up! Hunter backs off as Thor crawls on the mat trying to get up! Hunter lines Thor up and yells at him to get to his feet! Thor, still holding his eye, gets up and Hunter lunges at Thor for his finisher but Thor pushes Hunter off of him and against the ropes! When Hunter bounces back Thor hits him with a surprise boot to the gut out of nowhere! Thor goes for Parasite Eve but Hunter low blows Thor and follows up with Killer Effect! The fans go wild as Kevin gets on Thor and uses the ropes with his cover!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and the NEW Jr Heavyweight Champion… Kevin Hunter!
Hunter gets to his feet and grabs his title. He looks around and smirks as he slides out of the ring and celebrates.
Steve White: Hunter wins the title with a cheap one! But what’s this?
Hannah Walters’ music hits and the fans watch on. She comes out on the stage wearing an elegant flourishing red dress. She has a small box in her hand as she comes into the light.
Chuck Thompson: Look at Hannah Walters! She looks AMAZING! But what is she doing out here?
The fans are going nuts as Hannah looks irresistible, security have to hold guys in the crowd back. She smirks and brings a mic to her face.
Hannah Walters: Many of you know that only greatness can be inducted into the EHWF Hall of Fame – that’s why you see me there as one of the first people to set foot on such an accomplishment. Well tonight we welcome more names to that honor and I have the honor of welcoming the greatest one!
The fans give a mixed reaction as they know where this is going.
Hannah Walters: Ladies and gentlemen, your first inductee into the 2016 EHWF Hall of Fame… The LONGEST reigning EHWF Champion and the current EHWF Champion… ELI SYKES!
The fans give off a mixed reaction as Eli’s music hits. He takes a moment to come out as Hannah hands him his Hall of Fame ring from the box and they embrace and make out before Eli turns back to the fans and gestures at them.
Steve White: Eli Sykes! Hall of Fame! Bah Gawd!
Chuck Thompson: Wait? What happened? I was too distracted by Hannah!
Eli Sykes: I deserve this. I deserve this more than anyone else and anyone else that may get inducted tonight will pale in comparison to the greatness that is Eli Sykes. I am your EHWF Champion and now I am the Longest Reigning and greatest EHWF World Champion in history. I deserve to be a hall of famer and regardless of what any of you insignificant fans think - I am the best in the world and NO ONE will ever be as great as me… Tonight proves that…
The fans boo Eli wildly as he makes out with Hannah once more. Eli turns back to the mic and the fans and smirks.
Eli Sykes: Witness absolute greatness, for you shall never experience it for yourselves.
The fans boo the house down as Eli and Hannah leave and we fade to a commercial.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the next contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a triple threat tag team match and it is set for one fall!
REACH FOR THE SKY! is heard through the speakers before "Carry on my Wayward Son" by Kansas hits over the speakers as the fans rise to there feet, first through the camera was the younger brother, Dallas who came out like a bat out of hell, running straight onto one of the corners of stage letting out a scream. Until the older brother Jamin walked through the curtain, Dallas ran to the other side of the stage letting out another roof shattering scream. Jamin made his walk down the ramp, Dallas darted past Jamin and slide into the ring under the ropes, stepping up onto the turnbuckle and screaming out "IT'S TIME FOR DAT ASS WHOOPIN'!" as Jamin stepped through the middle ropes tossing his hands up into the air, letting out a screaming of his own.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first... The Outlaws!
The song Im'Mortal by Skinny Puppy starts to blats through out the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, Destiny Hunter starts to come on out and the fans boo her.. She walks past the fans while smiling sexy into the camera. She get in the ring and she talks trash into the camera as she waits on who she'll be facing
Patricia Downs: And next... Their opponents... Destiny Hunter!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next... Her partner... ‘The Wild Cat’ Savannah!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And next... Their opponents... First... TQ Smooth!
“Rollin” by Limp Bizket hits the PA system as the fans stand to their feet and cheer continuously as Black Man steps to the stage. Black Man raises hisd hand to the fans, a very custom move by the veteran, as he shows his respect for the fans that made him a legend. Slowly but surely Black Man proceeds down the ramp taking in the crowds reaction towards their hero. As he reaches the ropes, he hops onto the ring apron and then under the second rope before stops in the dead center of the ring. Black Man again raises both hands into the air and embraces the love that is showered upon him.
Patricia Downs: And finally... Black Man!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Black Man & TQ Smooth vs. The Outlaws vs. Savannah & Destiny Hunter
The bell sounds and Jamin locks up in the center of the ring with TQ Smooth! Savannah comes up behind them but they swat her away with their size advantage! TQ knees Jamin aggressively in the ribs over and over but Jamin pulls TQ back and levels him with a massive clothesline! The fans cheer and get to their feet as Jamin clotheslines Savannah over the top rope to the outside! TQ gets up and Jamin boots him in the gut then pulls him into a headbutt and drops him in the corner! Jamin runs up for a big corner move but TQ dives out of the way and Jamin's back hits the corner hard! TQ dashes up and snaps a kick perfectly into Jamin's chest, sending him to the mat! Savannah runs in from behind and takes TQ’s leg out! Jamin gets up but Savannah is hot and turns and dropkicks Jamin in the head! TQ is up but Savannah springs off the middle rope and collides with TQ!
Steve White: And this one is heating up already! Savannah on fire! TQ hitting harder and Jamin debuting with intensity! These three tag teams are hungry and a win here will speak volumes and volumes for the victors!
Chuck Thompson: All three are tag teams that want to get into the center of the spotlight! They’re tired of looking in on the lights and fame and now they want to get somewhere! This is the place to do it!
Jamin and TQ come to lock back up! TQ knees Jamin in the gut wildly then whips Jamin into the corner hard and follows up with a big corner clothesline! TQ lines Jamin up but Jamin bursts out of the corner and great speed and knocks TQ Smooth down to the damn mat! Jamin grabs TQ Smooth and scoops him up hitting him with a big slam in the center of the ring! The fans are going nuts! Savannah runs back in only to get a running STO from Jamin! Jamin lines TQ up for a Spike-Jamin Driller but TQ hits Jamin with a desperate diving shoulder block! TQ dives to the corner and tags in Black Man!
Steve White: And there is the damn tag! Black Man coming into this one! Jamin looking really impressive and fending off a hall of famer while Savannah was looking good but is shouldering too much for her team!
Chuck Thompson: It just takes one cover to win this damn match! Come on Jamin! You want to make a name for the Outlaws the this is how kid!
Black Man runs in and starts to hit Jamin with quick jabs and strikes! Jamin swings but Black Man ducks and takes Jamin’s leg out! Jamin tries to reach of a tag to Dallas but Black Man boots Jamin in the face! Black Man covers Jamin but Jamin throws Black Man off of him! Black Man runs up and gets on the mat with Jamin getting him in a sleeper while he’s there! Jamin fades and the fans go nuts but Jamin is able to get up and break out of the hold! Both men get up and Jamin levels Black Man with a big clothesline! Jamin gets enough time to get up and tag in Dallas!
Steve White: And here comes Dallas, ready to take out Black Man for his buddy!
Chuck Thompson: This one is heating up but Savannah looks hurt and she isn’t close to her corner to make a tag! Can she bypass these guys before they notice her?
Dallas knocks down Black Man with a big shoulder block! They get up and Dallas hits Black Man with another shoulder block! Dallas hypes up the fans as Black Man gets to his feet but Dallas trips him up with a drop toehold then locks him up and gets him in an STF! The fans go nuts! Black Man struggles in the hold until TQ Smooth leaps off of the top rope onto Dallas! The fans go nuts! The ref berates TQ Smooth but Jamin runs up and clotheslines Smooth over the top rope as both men go crashing to the outside!
Steve White: TQ Smooth interfered in this one and it cost him big time! Jamin just took him out! The Outlaws are a tough side for sure
Chuck Thompson: Jamin may have taken himself out too! Both Smooth and Jamin are out on the outside! They’re not moving very much!
Black Man gets up but Dallas takes him out with a big boot! Savannah runs in and tags in Destiny but on her way back she leaps up and takes Dallas out in the head with a diving punch! The ref tells Savannah to get out but she ignores him! Savannah calls for a tag move and goes to grab Dallas but Dallas hits her with a big Dallasplex! The fans are going nuts! Destiny runs in from behind but Dallas ducks her and she hits the corner! Savannah gets up but Dallas dives on her and clotheslines her over the top rope! Both Dallas and Destiny fall to the outside crashing onto Jamin and TQ Smooth below! Destiny gets to his feet slowly and turns around right into Black Man who boots her in the gut and slaps her on the back of the head!
Steve White: It’s Black Man ! Everyone else is out on the outside!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man is alone with Destiny in the ring and Black Man showing no respect or mercy right now!!
Black Man holds Destiny up and smirks then hits her with Black Stunn! The fans go wild and Black Man laughs at the carnage outside. He slides down and hooks Destiny’s far leg and puts his hand over her face as the ref comes through!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… TQ Smooth and Black Man!
The fans give a mixed reaction as TQ runs in and jumps on Black Man and the two celebrate in an embrace in the ring! TQ berates the fans and they boo them but Black and TQ get to the ropes and raise their hands, taunting their opponents and the fans as we fade to an Aces High promo.
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: This following contest is a singles match and it’s scheduled for one fall!
"Machine Gun" by Portishead plays through the PA Boxes, Dave Romero comes out with an evil smirk, he walks down the ramp in his black shades and his long puffy jacket. The fans touch him as he walks down, he yells at them and pushes one of the fans as he's walking. Dave runs up to the steps and takes off his shades, he takes off his shades and gets in the ring and struts to the top rope, he takes his jacket off and drops it on the rope and climbs the top rope and then jumps off and waits in the corner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… David Romero!
Victor Abel: Mesdames et Messieurs, ladies and gentleman...
Victor appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is a plump bald man with a long black beard. He is wearing a black suit. He pats the booing crowd down and speaks again.
Victor Abel: Please welcome... Andre Pierre!
"French Patriot" begins to play on the audio system. Andre Pierre walks out to loud boos from the crowd. He is wearing a pair of shiny blue trunks and black knee pads, elbow pads and boots. He makes his way down to the ring with Victor following behind him closely, applauding his prized asset. Andre gets into the ring and holds his arms up to the crowd. He does a few stretches and waits.
Patricia Downs: And finally his opponent… Andre Pierre!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Andre Pierre vs. Dave Romero
David Romero and Andre Pierre lock up. They wrestle in the centre of the ring and try to get the advantage. David slips behind Pierre and goes for a suplex but Pierre slips through Romero's legs and hits a clothesline to the back of the head. He jumps on David and starts throwing punches, David manages to withstand and block the shots before turning Andre over and landing shots of his own. David wraps his arms around Andre's head and locks in a sleeper, trying to fade Andre out.
Steve White: A solid start here by both athletes.
Chuck Thompson: Victor Abel has yet again been running his mouth on behalf of Andre Pierre. I hope David Romero can beat Andre and shut the Frenchman's annoying fat mouth!
David releases the sleeper and locks in a bear hug. Andre Pierre is getting the life squeezed out of him slowly. He rolls about and manages to get out of it. David goes to lock in another sleeper but Andre hits an uppercut from his knees and then a suplex! He jumps on David and goes for a quick cover but it's an easy kick out. He drops an elbow on David and then bounces off the ropes, going for another. David moves and then catches Andre from behind with a boot to the knee. He grabs Andre and hits a German suplex. He stands Andre up and throws him into the ropes and out of the ring. He climbs out and throws Andre Pierre into the barricade!
Steve White: David Romero has just stepped it up a level!
David lifts Pierre and throws him back into the ring. He slides in and Andre catches him with a step up Enzuguiri! Both men drop to the mat. The crowd start to cheer for both men to get up. They get up slowly and eventually stand at the same time. Andre goes for a clothesline but David dodges it and hits a few right hands. Andre comes back with some of his own. David kicks Andre in the stomach and goes to end it but Andre grabs David's arms and hits a belly to belly suplex!
Steve White: Great counter by Pierre!
David stands up and walks into a Super Kick from Andre Pierre! Victor cheers from the side-lines! Andre Pierre sees blood and jumps down, going for the French Disarmer! David counters and pulls Andre in for a roll up but Andre gets out and both men get to their feet. David goes for a knee but Andre Pierre hits The French Kick! David drops and Andre locks in the French Disarmer! David taps!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentleman, here is your winner... Andre Pierre!
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Andre Pierre holds his arms up in the centre of the ring. Victor Abel joins him and pats him on the back. His music plays as we fade to commercial.
We come back to the arena from commercial to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is set for one fall!
SON OF A BITCH!
That was heard as "Witness" by Mindless Self Indulgence began to blare throughout the arena while the titan tron lit up in a bright yellow with "Wacky" Wilmer Patacky then showing in a bold, orange font. Clips then began to play from his matches since his debut in the EHWF, beginning with his big dive from the top of the ladder to the outside during the main event TLC match at Last Rites. Alex could then be seen walking out onto the stage wearing a pair of black capris with a black Misfits tanktop with the skull logo on the chest, with "The Misfits" above it. She flashes a big grin before she steps aside with her arms pointing at the curtain as Wilmer explodes from behind the curtain with his big, goofy grin on his face making the crowd pop. He is wearing yellow wrestling trunks with an orange male sex symbol on the crotch. Across the buttocks it read "WACKY" in the same orange font as the male sex symbol on the crotch. His trademark yellow and orange jester-syle wrestling boots were on his feet, along with his orange kneepads that had a "W" on the left kneepad, and a "P" on the right kneepad both in orange font. He threw his right fist into the air, pointing at the sky with his right index finger, as the crowd exploded with cheers. The grin on his face easily grew into a big smile as he looked around at the crowd, leaned in to let Alex kiss him on the cheek and began to stomp his way down the ramp to the beat of the beat of the song, while Alex turned around and headed to the backstage area. He held his arms out wide to slap high fives with the kids and other fans who reached out as he made his way down the ramp. Once he was at the end of the ramp, he suddenly broke into a sprint as he slid into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He would then use the momentum to push himself up, flipping forward and landing right on his feet. Next, he would then bounce off the ropes, and slow to a stop while leaping up and balancing himself on the middle rope, throwing his right fist into the air and yelling out into the cheers from the crowd as "Witness" began to fade away. Wilmer pushed himself off of the middle rope, easily landing on his feet with a small bounce, then began to do a few last minute stretches while awaiting for the match to start.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Wilmer Patacky!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And his opponent… Conner Creed!
DING DING DING!
Match #4: Conner Creed vs. Wilmer Patacky
The match starts with Creed and Patacky testing each other. Creed lunges at Patacky but Patacky sidesteps and avoids Creed. The two come back to the center and Creed goes to lock up but Patacky boots him in the gut and starts hammering him with right hands as Handsome Devil cheers him on! Creed fires back with right hands of his own but Patacky drives a big knee into Creed’s chest! Patacky whips Creed into the corner then runs up and splashes a big right elbow into Creed’s face! Creed stumbles around and Patacky swings a kick but Creed blocks it with his forearm and boots Patacky in the gut! Creed hoists Patacky up and hits him with a suplex then gets up with Patacky still locked up and hits him with another suplex! Creed then starts to choke Patacky on the canvas but Handsome Devil grabs Creed by the hair and pulls him off! Creed spins around and argues with Handsome but Handsome points to his refs uniform!
Steve White: He won’t be able to get anything by Handsome D here tonight! These two have had a checkered past and it looks like HD isn’t going to make Creed’s return to Mayhem a simple one!
Chuck Thompson: Patacky fighting with intensity but Creed is hitting hard and taking control right now! I’ve always wanted to see these two fight it out!
Creed picks Patacky up and dishes out a big elbow to his back! Patacky responds with an elbow to Creed’s face then bounces off of the ropes and nails Creed with a crossbody! They both get up and lock up once more! They trade some big lefts and rights but Creed drops Patacky! He picks Patacky up and hits him with a scoopslam! Creed bounces off of the ropes then hits Patacky with a splash right across the chest! Patacky tries to get up but Creed stays on him and gets him in a rear choke! Patacky elbows Creed in the gut until he lets go! Patacky sidekicks Creed in the gut but Creed responds with a right hand! Creed whips Patacky against the ropes then bends down ready for a body drop but Patacky kicks Creed square in the head! Patacky runs up and hits Creed with a spinning heel kick to the face! Patacky covers
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Steve White: I thought Patacky had him right there! This is turning into a real wrestling contest with no bullshit!
Chuck Thompson: Handsome Devil is staying out of this one it seems but he is right there in the middle of it! I think he’s trying to get to Creed and before it seemed like it was working.
Creed gets kicked right in the ribs on the mat from Patacky and Patacky wants to go for another cover but Creed grabs his head and tosses him off of him! Handsome Devil gets up close to Creed and makes him uncomfortable, distracting him for a moment as Wilmer recovers. The two get back up and lock up again! They trade some rights and lefts but again Creed wins the fistfight and forces Patacky in the corner! Creed starts stomping out Patacky in the corner until Patacky has enough and grabs Creed around the neck! Patacky slams Creed back into the corner and starts hitting him with knife-edge chops! Creed headbutts Patacky away and the two take a moment before locking back up in the center of the ring! Patacky locks up Creed’s arm but Creed gets out of it and gets Patacky in a full nelson! Patacky reverses that into a headlock and chokes Creed out but Creed is able to twist Patacky’s arm around, get behind Patacky! Patacky spins around and hits Creed with a sunset flip!
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Steve White: Wilmer was SO close there!
Chuck Thompson: What a technical contest! These two have really impressed here tonight!
Handsome Devil gets in Creed’s face and starts telling him off for kicking out too hard! Creed is pissed off. He shakes his head and powers past Handsome only for Wilmer to take advantage and boot Creed in the gut! The fans go wild as Wilmer hoists Creed in and goes for Lubrication Twist! Creed pushes Wilmer off of him before impact and Wilmer bounces off the ropes! Creed pulls back and takes Wilmer out with a massive Clothesline From Hell on rebound! The fans shrill at the impact and Creed covers! Handsome Devil reluctantly makes a slow count!
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Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Conner Creed!
Conner Creed gets up and celebrates in the ring as Handsome Devil shakes his head. Suddenly they’re all interrupted as Brandon Bash’s music hits the PA System!
Steve White: Brandon Bash?! What’s he doing out here now?
Brandon is dressed in a tux and steps out with a Hall of Fame ring box as the fans go nuts! Brandon grabs a mic and stands tall on the stage.
Brandon Bash: Well I’m glad that’s over… If I had to watch another second of Wilmer Patacky in the ring I think I’d gouge my eyes out with a fork!
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Brandon Bash: I’m out here tonight to induct another member for the Hall of Fame Class of 2016! I’m here to induct the ONLY actual deserving member tonight!
Steve White: Shots fired at Eli Sykes!
Bash smirks as he looks around the arena at the booing fans.
Brandon Bash: This man is a former world champion! He’s a determined man who has worked his ass off in EHWF for years! He’s a man who rose to the greatest lengths of achievement and rose to power as one of the best personalities of all time!
The fans watch on intently.
Brandon Bash: Ladies and Gents… Joining me in the EHWF Hall of Fame and the most deserving inductee… RYAN MORGAN RISSI!
The fans lose their shit and go apeshit! They start pelting the stage with garbage and the boos drown everything out as Morgan Rissi’s music hits and he comes out onto the stage. He goes to talk but the boos are too powerful!
Steve White: These fans are pissed! Ryan Morgan getting inducted into the EHWF Hall of Fame!
Chuck Thompson: Under different circumstances maybe I could have accepted it but this guy is a fuck hole! Fuck Ryan Morgan! Fuck him to hell! Fucking douche!
Morgan comes out and holds the UK title up as he hugs Bash and gets the Hall of Fame ring.
RMR: What can I say to all of you ungrateful dirty muppets!? First let me dedicate this to my father… MICHAEL RISSI!
The fans go apeshit and Morgan Rissi can’t get a word out!
RMR: I am the EHWF owner! I am the UK Champion! I am YOUR FUCKING KING AND NOW I’M A HALL OF FAMER!! I’M BETTER THAN YOU!
Security is forced to rush Morgan Rissi and Bash and get them out to the back as too much garbage throwing and rioting is occurring in the arena. Patricia Downs makes it back in the ring and attempts to calm things down!
We come back to the ring where Patricia is ready to introduce the next contest of the night.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a hardcore match and it is for the Hardcore Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… The challenger... Zoe McDraven!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… The Hardcore Champion... Lord Raab!
DING DING DING!
Match #5: Lord Raab vs. Zoe McDraven
The bell sounds as Raab signals around his chest he will retain! Zoe runs up at high speed and dropkicks Raab right in the chest, sending him down to the mat to start the contest! The fans go wild with cheers! Lord Raab gets up in a rage and yells and knocks her down with a big right hand! Zoe yells in pain as Lord Raab lifts her up and tosses her into the center of the ring! Zoe cries out in pain as Lord Raab advances on her! She springs up and bolts across the ring, sliding through Lord Raab's legs and getting up, bouncing off of the second and bottom ropes then leaping through the air with a fire extinguisher shot to the monsters face! Lord Raab stumbles around. He's groggy but relatively unhurt from Zoe’s assault Lord Raab turns around and knocks his head and fixes his mask! Lord Raab turns around and snarls with rage, lunging at Zoe who ducks him once more! Zoe wants a Shockwave but Lord Raab tosses her into the corner hard and Zoe cries out in pain right as Lord Raab flattens her with a big corner clothesline! Zoe stumbles around and Raab comes into view and snaps a Kendo Stick over Zoe’s back! She falls and screams in pain!
Steve White: Zoe wants that damn title back and she’s going to do anything to get it Bah Gawd! She isn’t going to give up! She knows that Lord Raab is beatable and she’s going to do what she does best and fight!!
Chuck Thompson: Zoe is one of the greats in EHWF now! She’s worked hard and created a great career here and now she’s looking to not only take down a monster but also get another reign as Hardcore Champ!
Zoe and Lord Raab circle each other for a while. Lord Raab and Zoe quickly come into the center but Lord Raab boots Zoe in the midsection then tries to toss her into the corner but she stops herself with her boot and snaps a kick right into Lord Raab's face before stepping up on the turnbuckle, flipping off behind Lord Raab and booting him in the back into the corner! Lord Raab turns Zoe around and smacks her with a monstrous right hand, which destroys her as the shot from the much bigger man sends her crashing to the canvas in the corner! The scary Lord Raab stands her up and rams Zoe against the corner and weakens her with corner hard thrusts and elbows, each one with more authority than the last! Lord Raab backs off and bolts at Zoe but Zoe jumps up and Lord Raab runs into her boot! She grabs Lord Raab and headbutts him against the ropes! He comes back with a running move but Zoe ducks it then hits him with a drop toehold to buy some time! The fans go wild but Lord Raab is enraged as he gets up from the mat! He gets up and swings! Zoe ducks him and bounces off the ropes! Lord Raab runs at her as well but she slides down between his legs and bounces off the bottom ropes then leaps in the air and hits Lord Raab with a body dive! Lord Raab is unaffected and tosses Zoe against the corner! Raab runs at her but she bashes him in the head with a steel chair that was placed on the apron!!
Steve White: Raab was going to destroy Zoe in this Hardcore contest but Zoe fights back with that steel chair! This one is getting bloody!!
Chuck Thompson: Raab fighting like he fought Zoe last time and Zoe trying to not make the same mistakes when Raab took the title from her! This one is heating up! An instant classic!
Raab lunges at Zoe and she jumps up and swings around him and locks him in Kinetic Energy! The fans go nuts! Raab goes nuts and swings her around but she’s locked it in tight! Just as Raab fades he tosses Zoe off of him! Zoe runs back up with a kendo stick and swats Raab in the head with it then snaps it over his back! The fans are going nuts! The Corporate Monster runs up and boots Zoe square in the face! Zoe gets up disoriented and Raab lines her up, cracking a trash can over her head! Zoe goes down and Raab covers her!
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Steve White: Raab just cracked Zoe good and somehow Zoe just kicked out of that one! Amazing! Zoe wants this more than anything right now!!
Chuck Thompson: Raab is ruthless! He doesn’t care who he’s fighting he just wants to hurt and maim!
Raab picks Zoe up and tosses her into the corner! Raab runs for a corner clothesline but she ducks him and he hits the corner! The fans go nuts again! Zoe spins around and tosses the steel chair into Raab’s head! Raab falls back and stumbles around as Zoe springs up on the second rope and hits Raab with Shockwave! Both hit the mat and Raab is down! Zoe slowly stirs to her feet as the fans suddenly go nuts!
Steve White: Raab is down! Zoe with that amazing combo and amazing comeback! What a competitor!
Chuck Thompson: Wait! WATCH OUT!
Zoe stands up but Raab’s Corporate partner Kevin Hunter slides in with his Jr Heavyweight Championship and cracks Zoe in the back of the head with it! Kevin quickly slides out again and the fans wildly boo! Raab suddenly sits up and looks at the bleeding and barely conscious Zoe from behind his mask! Raab stands up off the ambush and the fans boo! Raab grabs her throat and picks her up then chokeslams her onto the steel chair! Boos flood the arena as Raab covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… And STILL the Hardcore Champion… Lord Raab!
Steve White: I can’t believe this Zoe had this won! Restart this match she had this won! How unfair!
Chuck Thompson: Damn Corporate Monarchy! Fucking cheats! Zoe took down the monster and the CPM just swerved this one!
Raab gets up and raises the Hardcore Championship over Zoe as the fans boo him wildly. Before Raab can react Jason Dave’s music hits and everyone looks confused as it stops everything.
Chuck Thompson: Jason Dave?!
Jason Dave appears at the top of the stage with two hall of fame ring boxes.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and gentlemen, the final inductees in the EHWF Hall of Fame, is the Underground Kings!
Steve White: Oh my god! No way!
Chuck Thompson: This is history in the making!
Underground Kings by Drake hits the PA and the memories of the UGK flow like a river through the audience. Everyone gives a standing ovation and applauds for the legendary team of The Underground Kings, for they are about to be immortalized forever in the EHWF Hall of Fame. Jason Dave walks out, sporting a tuxedo with a what looks to be a visible tear in his eye. He wipes it away from beneath his eyes and waves out to the fans. He rests his forearms on the podium and listens to the reaction from the fans as the music fades out. He nods in approval to the crowd before leaning in towards the microphone.
Jason Dave: This honor, this honor of being a two time inductee to the EHWF Hall of Fame is amazing. I thought that the first time that I was inducted that I’d never experience a rush or a feeling like that, but I was wrong. Before Bloodline existed, before Bloodline took over and abolished the competition, the Underground Kings were the hottest tandem in EHWF history. It consisted of myself and the late Michael Rissi.
The fans weep at the sound of Michael Rissi’s name being mentioned. Eventually those weeps turn into cheers when the memories of Rissi floods through their heads.
Steve White: Everyone is still feeling the blow from the ending of Retribution. Michael Rissi was an icon and a fucking legend in EHWF history. It’s a shame to see him go.
Chuck Thompson: Personally, I think that Ryan Morgan Rissi is behind this all. The kid is eager for power and he couldn’t wait. It's all too coincidental.
Jason Dave: Michael Rissi was there when I joined EHWF and he was the man that saw something in me that nobody did. He aided me for the beginning of my career and then he helped create the man that I am today. After the Underground Kings, we both went our separate ways but were both inducted together in 2013. Now, here I am, honoring the legacy that him and I created and unfortunately he was forced to leave behind.
The fans remain quiet. Jason closes his eyes and leans in closer to the microphone.
Jason Dave: Michael Rissi, you were the reason I joined EHWF and your legacy is forever cemented in EHWF history. You’re in a better place now. You may be gone, but your spirit lives on forever in all of us. Thank you, Michael, and I am proud to enter the EHWF Hall of Fame again with you.
Steve White: That was a beautiful speech from Jason. Michael and him have always been close and the Underground Kingz really was the beginning of everything great EHWF has accomplished.
The fans go wild as Jason steps back from the microphone. The fans erupt into a chant: “Thank you Michael.” Jason nods in approval to the crowd and sheds a tear as he stands there on stage waving out to the crowd. A picture of Michael and Jason appears on the titantron. Michael is holding the EHWF championship high above his head while Jason holds the Hardcore championship above his. Under the picture, in cursive writing: “Underground Kingz.” Underground Kings picks back up on the PA has Jason waves out to the audience, turning his back to the audience and heading into the back. He stops in his tracks as his hand grazes the curtain. He looks back out to the audience and heads back over to the podium and grabs the microphone and pulls it in close. He closes his eyes and places the tips of his middle and index finger against his temple.
Jason Dave: This atrocity is something that cannot go unpunished. Someone has murdered EHWF’s greatest superstar there is, there was, and there ever will be. The only man to go undefeated in EHWF history, his streak remains unbroken due to his death. Every single one of you in this building, whether you’re part of management, a superstar, or one of you fucking fans out here in the building or at home, you’re all suspects. Every single person had a motive in ending the life of Michael Rissi.
The fans offer a mixed reaction to Dave as he continues his speech.
Jason Dave: Everyone knows that EHWF had been on a decline since the ending of Bloodline, ratings have been low recently and the fans could have decided to add their creativity to the business by ending Rissi’s life. You’re sick and twisted if that’s the case, but fortunately for you criminals you people aren’t the only suspects. Black Man, Smooth, Eli, all three of you and the rest of the roster are suspects. After Rissi tore apart the entire roster in the opening of the pay per view, everyone on the roster had a motive. Black Man and Smooth, you both were credited as has beens way past your time and that you’re not in the main event anymore. That’s a fact and it pained you to listen to Rissi say that. The two of you are way past your prime and you’re trying to salvage your careers on a roster full of mid-carders and three or four true main event talents. What kind of men does that make you? You weren’t agreeing with Rissi’s decisions and you knew that if he was out of the picture then whoever would be next in line would hopefully give you guys a fresh slate. You’re still the cock sucking losers that you guys are and I’m going to keep a close eye on the two of you.
Steve White: Jason was right about Michael’s spirit living through us all. You can hear almost hear Michael’s voice through Jason. This is a Hall of Fame induction that I think is well deserved - UGK as a group.
Chuck Thompson: I still can’t believe Jason isn’t even considering Ryan Morgan Rissi as a suspect.
The fans remain quiet; Jason opens his eyes and places his hand on the podium.
Jason Dave: Eli Sykes, your EHWF champion and I believe he is close if not the longest reigning EHWF champion in history as of right now. I know you and I know you well, Eli. I know you’ve done unspeakable actions along with your old friend Bill Ryder, murdering your once manager. When people call you out for what you really are and insult your name, I know that eats at your psyche. I know that hurts you and you have every desire to prove those words wrong. I commend you too, because week after week you do prove everyone’s words wrong. You plow through the roster and you make them your bitches, I commend you for that. What bothered you was Rissi’s words at Retribution. You did as he asked a grew a pair, but the result of that was the murder of Michael Rissi. You’re just as much of a suspect as everyone else on the roster.
Jason adjusts his position on the podium and raises one finger up.
Jason Dave: However, I don’t think you’re the one that did it.The one that I think is responsible for the murder of Michael Rissi is someone whose career I ended, or so I thought. The man whose neck I broke at Meltdown back in February: Bill fucking Ryder. It was no secret that Michael Rissi and I were best friends since day one of entering EHWF, we’ve always had each other’s backs and we’ve always openly criticized one another because that’s how we made each other better. Bill, you took the life of my best friend just so you could get even with me. I practically took away the latter half of your life and placed you on the shelf. I broke your fucking neck and in return you decided to take my best friend’s life. This cannot go unpunished.
Chuck Thompson: Are you fucking kidding me?! He thinks Bill did this?! Fucking idiot. Bill can't tie his shoes or go longer than a month without retiring how could he have killed Rissi?
Steve White: I wouldn’t go that far to call him an idiot Chuck, Jason offered a sensible argument. He did break Bill’s neck back at Meltdown. It’s a stretch idea, but you can’t rule it out.
Jason lowers his head down and takes a deep breath. The audience remains silent, awaiting Jason’s response. He slowly raises his head back up. His eyes were filled with fire and intensity, the look on his face was that of a mad man, someone who belonged in a cage and locked away from the world.
Jason Dave: Bill, you better get your fucking ass in gear and get your fucking ass off of the shelf. At Ace’s High we will settle this, it’s going to be you and me, one on one in a Barbed Wire Cage Match. No pinfalls, no submissions, no escaping of the cage. There is only two ways of winning the match: knock your opponent out or make your opponent utter the words: I quit.
The fans roar in approval of Jason.
Jason Dave: Just know this, I’m not doing it for the fans, I’m not doing it for management, I’m doing this because this is personal. You took my best friend’s life and now I’m going to take yours. I expect a response from you Bill, if you don’t, well, just know that it doesn’t matter where you are, you won’t be safe.
Underground Kings his the PA once more as Jason steps away from the podium.
Steve White: Well, the challenge has been made now all we have to do is wait to hear from Bill Ryder. What do you think of the match Chuck?
Chuck Thompson: I think Jason is looking at the wrong suspect, but did you hear Jason’s proposed match?! Jason is a loose cannon right now, he’s not here to wrestle he’s here to fucking murder someone!
Jason turns his back to the audience and heads into the back as the scene fades to black.
We come back to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic, ready to introduce the main event contest of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following main event contest is a tag team match and it is for the EHWF Tag Team Championships!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: Introducing the challengers... First... James Champ!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next... His partner... She is the Showtime Champion... Blaise!
The entire arena goes black. The only thing that can be heard is the sound of a faint, ritualistic chant spoken in Latin along with the sound of wind chimes dancing in a storm. Suddenly, the opening line of Misery Cloud by I Declare War roars thunderously through the arena.
THEY CAME, THEY FUCKING CONQUERED.
The earth shattering tempo shakes the rafters as Eli Sykes makes his way from behind the curtain and out on to the stage, followed by Hannah Walters, who has the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship firmly in her grasp. The two make their way down the ramp, bombarded by a wave of boo's from the crowd. Sykes and Walters ignore the crowd and stay on their path. When they reach ringside, Eli Sykes hops up onto the apron while Hannah Walters makes her way around, climbing the steel steps. Eli Sykes sits on the middle rope and lifts the top rope, and Hannah Walters steps through them. Eli Sykes follows her between the ropes and the two meet in the center of the ring. Hannah Walters hands Eli Sykes the EHWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hoists it above his head and proceeds to yell inaudible things at the crowd, who continue to boo him. He hands the World Heavyweight Championship back to Hannah Walters, who then displays it while Eli Sykes taunts the crowd some more. Hannah Walters plants a kiss on Eli Sykes' cheek, then waits for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: And now... Introducing their opponents... They are the EHWF Tag Team Champions... Hannah Walters and the EHWF Champion... Eli Sykes!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Eli Sykes & Hannah Walters (c) vs. James Champ & Blaise
The bell sounds and both men lock up! Eli elbows James in the face and gets some quick jabs in! James lunges at Eli but Eli boots James in the gut then hits him with a big elbow to the face! The fans are going wild as Eli bounces off of the ropes and hits James with a sunset flip! James rolls out of it before Eli can get the cover! James bounces off of the ropes and goes to dropkick a sitting Eli in the face! It looks like he gets it but Eli grabs his legs and pulls James up! Eli gets James in a one legged Boston Crab and the fans cheer! James struggles in pain for a quick moment before powering out of the hold and toppling Eli! Both men emerge to their feet!
Steve White: And the fans are going NUTS! Eli and James competing against each other in the same ring since back in Angelheart days! James Champ really wants to take Eli down but Eli wants to take Champ out!
Chuck Thompson: Both men are fighting with rage and intensity! These two brothers want to tear each other apart and they want to prove something to the other tonight!!
Both are back up and they start to trade big rights and lefts! The fans go wild as a massive fist fight ensues in the center of the ring! Eli hits hard but Champ hits harder then Eli hits harder than that! Champ comes out on top so Eli boots him in the gut then then brings Champ's face across his knee! Champ stumbles around! Blaise asks for the tag but Champ refuses. Champ turns around and drops Eli with a right hand! Eli gets up, Champ wants a kick but Eli ducks and knees Champ in the side! Champ elbows Eli in the side of the head then whips him against the ropes! The fans are going nuts! Champ swings a clothesline at a running Eli but Eli ducks it! Champ spins around as Eli bounces off of the ropes once more but Eli nails Champ square in the head with a running high knee! The fans pick up! Champ rolls around holding his head and tries to tag in Blaise but Blaise refuses and backs off! Champ looks pissed.
Blaise: Hmm I offered you my help before and you didn't want it...
Steve White: Blaise refusing to tag in with Champ, seeing as he snubbed her earlier. The realization that both are number one contenders in competition has set in and it is affecting their team right now!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise and Champ have a dislike for each other ad they're not working together well as a team at all tonight whereas Eli and Hannah are one of the closest teams ever and that is their advantage!
Eli and Hannah work together well as Eli tags Hannah in! Hannah grabs Champ by his hair and pulls him up into a massive scoopslam! Hannah goes and covers James Champ!
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KICK OUT!
Hannah picks Champ back up and knees him in the gut! She slings him around but he breaks loose of her grasp and shoves Hannah into the corner hard! The fans go wild and Champ falls to his knees! Eli starts to shout taunts at Champ as Champ gets to his feet, exhausted!
Steve White: James Champ tryna fight back into this one but a tag out would be great right now! Blaise wasn't co-operating though!
Chuck Thompson: This one is heating up now! The only thing that Blaise and Champ have in common is their hatred for Eli! Other than that their common interests end!
Champ leaps up and tags in Blaise! Blaise runs in and knocks down Hannah! Hannah gets up but gets a lariat back down to the canvas from Blaise! They get up and Hannah explodes off, goring Blaise down to the mat! Blaise gets up but Hannah follows up on her with a bulldog! Hannah gets going and hoists Blaise up but Blaise elbows Hannah in the face then spins a kick into Hannah midsection! Blaise wants a DDT but Hannah hoists Blaise up and dumps her on her back! The fans go wild!
Steve White: Hannah and Blaise are incredible competitors! They are tearing that ring up right now!
Chuck Thompson: I had a dream about these two once…
Hannah tosses Blaise in the corner and runs at her but Blaise jumps up and Hannah runs into her boot! Blaise rockets off out of the corner and blasts Hannah in the face with a flying forearm smash! Blaise kicks up and then goes for Soporose on Hannah but Hannah shoves Blaise against the ropes and Eli grabs Blaise! Blaise elbows Eli in the face and off of the apron but as she gets free Hannah explodes at incredible speed and takes Blaise out with a massive spear! The fans go nuts as Hannah covers her!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: Hannah’s spear was nothing short of superhuman right there! Blaise could barely kick out of that one!
Chuck Thompson: These two are putting on one amazing match right now!
Blaise gets up to her feet but Hannah hoists her up for a body drop! Blaise lands on her feet and boots Hannah in the midsection! Blaise bounce off of the ropes and takes Hannah out with a massive diving shoulder block! Eli yells for the tag but Blaise lines Hannah up for the end! Before Blaise can do anything, James Champ blind tags back in and Blaise isn’t happy!
James Champ: Go on! Get out!
Steve White: James Champ blind tagging right when it looked like Blaise was going to get somewhere!
Chuck Thompson: Blaise isn’t happy right now!
The ref forces Blaise out! Champ lines Hannah up! She gets up and Champ wants a Certain Death but as he grasps Hannah, Kevin Hunter and Lord Raab slide in the ring and take out Champ and Walters! The fans boo and go nuts as Morgan and Bash follow behind them!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Due to outside interference this match is declared a no contest!
Steve White: WHAT?! FUCKING MORGAN! FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHY RUIN THIS ON MAYHEM 200!
Chuck Thompson: I’m gonna kill this fucking British faggot right here right now! What the fuck?!
Raab, Hunter, Morgan and Bash start giving Champ and Walters a beating before Eli and Blaise rush in and help out! Raab grabs both Champ and Sykes around the neck and looks for a double chokeslam but they both boot him in the gut and take him out with a massive suplex together!
Steve White: Eli and Champ working together to take out the Corporate Monster!
The partnership doesn’t last long as Sykes hoists Champ up on his back and hits him with Syke Out! The fans go nuts with boos as Ryan screams at his guys to fuck them up! Suddenly, Black Man and TQ Smooth come barreling down the ramp!
Steve White: What the fuck are Black Man and TQ doing out here now?!
Chuck Thompson: Who the fuck knows! Someone just kick Morgan’s ass!!
Black Man and TQ enter the ring! TQ shoves Eli down to the mat and Black Man comes in and boots Champ while he’s down! The boos come harder and harder as Morgan directs traffic!
Steve White: Black Man and TQ are working with Morgan! These sellouts are working with the Corporate Monarchy!
Chuck Thompson: I should have expected it!
TQ turns and swings at Hannah but she grabs his arm and twists it then crushes him into the mat with a fallout legsweep! The fans go nuts! Hannah gets up but gets a Black Stunn from Black Man! Black Man turns around and gets hit with Trail-Blaiser from Blaise only for Blaise to turn around and get hit with Texas Chin Massecre from Brandon!
Steve White: It’s going off here!
Chuck Thompson: Everyone is down! What’s happening?! Fucking Corporate Monarchy!
Brandon turns around and Eli is on his feet! He hoists Brandon up and hits him with Syke Out! Sykes checks on Hannah then stands up and raises his arm as the last one standing! He bends down to help Hannah but Morgan Rissi runs in and cracks Eli in the back of the head with the steel chair! Eli is down and bleeding but Morgan Rissi cracks him once more with it and the fans boo! Everyone is down. Ryan is the last one left standing and he raises the chair and the UK title high before demanding a mic!
Steve White: Fucking asshole! To end Mayhem 200 like this?!
RMR: Tonight was meant to be about ME! This isn’t Mayhem 200 it’s Ryan Morgan Rissi 200! I’m better than you! Better than all of you!
The fans are losing it! They trash the stands, boo loudly and pelt the ring with garbage as Morgan berates them!
RMR: All of you are scum! I am YOUR KING! I am the owner of EHWF! The KING and nothing can stop me! I am Ryan Morgan and I am great… I mean Ryan Morgan Rissi! I am your KING! BOW DOWN MUPPETS!
Morgan points at the tron. An image of Morgan in a frame in the center and the Queen and Prince Charles beside him flicker on and the English national anthem plays! He fans go APESHIT and lose it as they riot!
Steve White: Ladies and Gents we thank you for joining us for this historic Mayhem 200! What a night it’s been! No doubt shit is going to hit the fan next week from the fall out of all of this! We’ll see you next week! Good night and be safe!
The fans start to tear the arena apart as the music plays and we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.