Post by EHWF Management on May 22, 2016 8:56:42 GMT -5
The scene opens up as the fireworks begin to go off on the stage where the ramp, tron and ring are all setup outside and the official opening theme song of EHWF Saturday Night Mayhem, "Hurt Somebody" by Akon, is playing over the PA system.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw a HUGE Mayhem last week that seemed to be dominated by Ryan Morgan Rissi and the Corporate Power Monarchy! The CPM interfered in two big matches and even cost Blaise the Showtime Championship in the main event with a dirty ambush. Tonight Blaise will get the opportunity to get the title back in a fatal four way match against TQ Smooth but will the CPM stay out of it or is this is how Morgan Rissi is going to run everything on Saturday nights now?
Chuck Thompson: Someone needs to step up and fuck Ryan Morgan Rissi up! This guy has gone way to far. Everything is in his favour. He’s employed a bunch of goons and even made himself a title! Ryan Morgan Rissi only has his and the CPM’s personal gain in mind and doesn’t care about EHWF at all! Tonight might be a saving grace for EHWF thought as the CPM Captain will go one on one with two men the CPM have tried to screw over – Conner Creed and James Champ! That should be a massive main event worth watching! Lets just hope Morgan Rissi’s lackeys stay out of it!
Steve White: I doubt they will! We also have the returning Silver Kazama and Jason Dave taking on the CPM teaming of Lord Raab and Kevin Hunter! Raab and Hunter have been on a role in singles competition but have now built amazing momentum as a tag team as well! Can Silver and Jason work together or will their partnership tonight fall apart and lead to even more momentum for the Corporate Monarchy!?
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan Rissi continues to dominate the night as he puts Mazzio and Aubree in a handicap match against Sah’ta Thor, Savannah and Destiny Hunter! Now doubt Ryan Morgan Rissi is looking to stack the deck against Mazzio and Aubree especially for them both humiliating him last week and for Mazzio taking out the CPM solo after the main event. Can they overcome this obstacle or will Ryan Morgan Rissi get the last laugh on them tonight?
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop following one week out from Aces High! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome EHWF Owner… Ryan Morgan Rissi!
The fans instantly change their cheers and spiral into a rush of wild boos as Ryan Morgan Rissi appears on the stage with Cadance! They pelt garbage at him as he holds up the UK Championship and walks down the ramp with Cadance holding up his long cape from touching the floor. Morgan adjusts his crown before getting inside the ring with Cadance.
Steve White: Oh god… Every night now? Every damn Saturday Night Mayhem Ryan Morgan has to start the damn night off? This guy is going to ruin EHWF the way he is running things and always putting himself in the spotlight!
"Better than you" plays on the audio system and Ryan Morgan Rissi walks out with Cadance. The crowd boo as the Corporate King flaunts his Blue Cape and Crown. Cadance is wearing a tight red dress and is holding the United Kingdom Championship. They get with each other and the crowd pelt garbage. They saunter down to the ring and get inside. Ryan Morgan Rissi grabs a microphone. He pats down the booing crowd, raging at them and shouting.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SCUMBAGS! I AM YOUR CORPORATE KING BOW DOWN! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
The crowd pelt garbage into the ring. RMR rages and starts throwing it back at the fans, whilst sticking ones up. Cadance shakes her head in pure disgust at the volatile, undeserving crowd.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT I AM YOUR KING! SO SLAP THAT DOWN YOUR BIG FAT STUPID AMERICAN GULLETS AND ENJOY THE EVENING OF ENTERTAINMENT YOU UNGRATEFUL YANKEE CUNTS!
The crowd are extremely hostile, one fan tries to throw a brick at RMR but gets jumped on by security.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: ARREST THAT MAN! BAN HIM FOREVER! Now... down to business. I came out here today for two reasons. To kick some ass and drink some milk... well, where's my DAMN milk!!!
The Corporate King rages and shouts at the ringside operations staff. One of the staff passes a glass of milk to RMR and he gulps it all down.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: I've finished my milk... which means, without any further shenanigans... get out here VICTOR ABEL and ANDRE PIERRE!
Steve White: Why is he calling those guys out?!
"French Patriot" plays and Victor Abel walks out with Andre Pierre. The fans give a mixed reaction as they walk to the ring and enter. Victor takes a mic and stands in front of his client.
Victor Abel: What is this about? Surely it's an apology after your CAPTAIN Black Man hit Andre Pierre with a Black Stunn last week!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Black Man is my Captain, he is the destroyer of dreams and he is not my responsibility. He is his OWN man and I am not apologizing because he Black Stunned that gormless French cunt stood behind you! However, I have an idea. A proposition. Wanna hear it?
Victor Abel: We are listening...
Ryan Morgan Rissi: I would like Andre Pierre to join the Corporate Monarchy. I would like him to join my vision... think about it. All he has to do is forfeit his match against Black Man at Scars and Stripes and he will become VICE Captain of the Corporate Monarchy. He will be placed in the main event of Scars and Stripes instead, to go one on one with Eli Sykes for the EHWF Championship. What do you think to that?
Victor Abel: Well, I think when you put it like that; it's a very good deal. Ok, fine. We accept...
Andre Pierre looks at Victor Abel with confusion. He grabs Victors mic and shakes his head.
Andre Pierre: We are a team, Victor. We make decisions together, right? Well, I’d like to hear out Ryan's proposal a little more. Ryan, why should we trust you?
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Why should YOU trust ME? Why should I trust YOU! You're French! You're a frog bastard! You're as treacherous and disgusting as they come!
Victor Abel has to hold Andre Pierre back! Ryan Morgan Rissi gets in Andre's face and starts shouting at him. Andre tells Victor it's fine and he lets go.
Andre Pierre: I would rather shit in my hands and clap, Ryan. I'm not joining the Corporate Monarchy.
Victor Abel: ANDRE! What are you thinking?! This is a stupid decision you're making. If you reject his offer, we're done! I am joining the monarchy regardless!
Andre Pierre: Well... in that case I have the same message to both of you. Fuck you!
Andre flattens Victor with a clothesline! RMR doesn't know what to do and slides out of the ring! He shouts into the microphone like a Hollywood movie star!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: MONARCHY ASSEMBLE!!!!!
Steve White: Well, this doesn't sound good for Andre...
The lights go out! As they come back on, Black Man and Kevin Hunter, along with Lord Raab are stood in the ring. Kevin has a steel chair in hand. They all swarm around Andre Pierre. The Frenchman tries to go for Black Man but Kevin Hunter nails him in the back with the steel chair! Andre drops to the canvass and Lord Raab takes the chair and starts bashing him in the back with it. He lifts Andre Pierre up and hits a Chokeslam! The crowd boo as Kevin Hunter stands him up and DDT's him onto the chair. Black Man signals for them to pick Andre up. They oblige and Black Man hits a huge Black Stunn, laying out Pierre in the middle of the ring! He is covered in blood and bruises!
Steve White: This is an all out assault! Somebody stop it!
Chuck Thompson: The Monarchy have assembled and it doesn't look good for Pierre!
Ryan Morgan Rissi slides into the ring and grins. He kneels down next to Andre and shouts in his face. He gets the United Kingdom Championship and straps it around his skull. He shouts at the booing crowd and bounces off the ropes, nailing Andre Pierre in the head with a devastating Soccerball Kick! The Monarchy stand tall!
Steve White: Andre Pierre has just been destroyed Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Forget the avengers, the Monarchy are the best squad in the world!
Ryan Morgan Rissi celebrates in the ring with his Monarchy teammates. "Monarchy GB remix" plays and the fans boo and pelt garbage. We cut to Patricia on the outside as the CPM leave the ring.
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is a fatal four way match and it is for the Showtime Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Zoe McDraven!
'Smoke' by PVRIS begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And next… Hannah Walters!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And making her way to the ring… Blaise!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And finally… He is the Showtime Champion… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and TQ instantly lunges at Blaise but she ducks him and TQ hits the ropes! TQ goes to fly back into action but Hannah Walters superkicks the shit out of him! The fans go nuts! Zoe McDraven springs off of the second rope and hits TQ with a massive moonsault! TQ scrambles to his feet holding his midsection as Hannah and Zoe try to keep him down but he powers out of their grasp. Blaise shoves Hannah and Zoe out of the way and grabs TQ, lifting him up on her back then hitting him with a massive fireman’s carry! The fans are going nuts as TQ struggles in pain on the mat!
Steve White: Would you look at this! The three divas are working together sort of… They’re giving TQ a taste of his own medicine and targeting him in this match! Blaise, Hannah and Zoe are the last people you want to face alone!
Chuck Thompson: Even if they triple team Smooth they’ll have to turn on each other eventually! The Showtime Championship is on the line after all!
Zoe comes over and starts stomping TQ Smooth out! TQ has had enough and jumps up, taking her down to the mat hard and starts beating on her! Hannah Walters follows up on Smooth with a big sidekick to the head and Zoe breaks free, punching Smooth in the face! The fans are going nuts! Zoe gets on TQ and quickly gets him in a Kinetic Energy hold! The fans go nuts as TQ struggles but Hannah pulls Zoe off of TQ and confronts her! Zoe shoves Hannah and Hannah drops Zoe with a big right hand! TQ gets up and levels Hannah with a surprise clothesline until Blaise runs over and clotheslines both her and TQ to the apron!
Steve White: Zoe and Hannah couldn’t get along for too long and now it looks like it’s all on all! TQ Smooth got leveled though! If I were him I’d think of a new strategy because the rest of these competitors hate him and the Monarchy!!
Chuck Thompson: TQ has relied on the CPM constantly since he joined them and now he’s facing karma because of it!
Zoe gets up and grabs Hannah, tossing her shoulder first into the ring post then pulling her out and slamming her down on the canvas! Blaise gets off of the apron then slams TQ’s head off of the apron, rolling him back in the ring! She gets back in and Zoe picks TQ up but he rakes her eyes! Zoe responds with a high jump kick, taking TQ down! Zoe goes to follow up but Blaise levels her with a massive clothesline! Blaise turns back to TQ and helps him up only to bounce his head off of the turnbuckle three times then let him fall to the mat on the fourth! Blaise wants to cover the champion only for Hannah to stop her with a big dropkick! Hannah covers TQ!
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2…
KICK OUT!
Steve White: I thought Hannah had it there for sure!
Chuck Thompson: TQ has been beaten from all three sides in this match! I love seeing TQ get the shit kicked out of him!
TQ elbows Hannah in the side of the head then picks her up and scoopslams her in the center of the ring! Zoe stumbles to her feet only to get a big sideslam from TQ Smooth! TQ is pissed! He yanks Hannah up to her feet and pulls her into a big STO! TQ then helps Zoe up and puts her down with a massive headbutt! Blaise gets to her feet only to get a big boot, which puts her in the corner! TQ follows up with big corner thrusts and Blaise yells in pain! TQ backs off and runs up for a massive corner clothesline but Blaise dives out of the way and TQ runs right into the corner! He falls down hard and yells in pain as he holds his neck and face!
Steve White: TQ wanted to hurt Blaise but Blaise is just too smart and too fast! TQ may have really hurt himself then!
Chuck Thompson: TQ did damage to Blaise but Blaise made him pay and now it looks like he’s bleeding pretty bad!
Hannah runs up and dumps Blaise over the top rope to the outside! Hannah turns around and cops a Shockwave, which sends her through the middle ropes to the outside floor! Zoe then turns and lines up TQ Smooth! She tries for Kinetic Energy but it’s no good! Smooth gets some big shots in and bounces off of the ropes taking her down with a big shoulder block! TQ wants a power move but she elbows him directly in the face and TQ starts bleeding! Zoe lines TQ up and knocks him down with Shockwave! The fans go nuts but as she covers him Angus Murphy pulls her out of the ring!
Steve White: NO!! FUCKING COCKSUCKING CORPROATE MONARCHY! AGAIN!?
Chuck Thompson: Every fucking night now?! Angus Murphy stopping Zoe from sure victory there!
The fans are booing wildly! Zoe tosses Angus into the barricade but TQ Smooth slides out and levels Zoe with a huge running STO! Hannah creeps up behind TQ and wants Hannah’s Lullaby but before she can get it Cowbell grabs her and tosses her over the barricade! The fans are booing wildly as TQ starts directing traffic! Angus and Cowbell hold Zoe up and TQ punches her twice in the face with big right hands! The boos are getting louder! TQ goes for a third knockout punch but Blaise grabs his arm and turns him around then tosses him into the ring post!
Steve White: Blaise saving Zoe from knockout there and smashing TQ’s face into that steel ring post!
Chuck Thompson: The Monarchy is out here to help Smooth retain! This shit is getting old! Can these girls pull together and stop them?!
They drop Zoe in a heap then both Angus and Cowbell swarm on Blaise! They start beating on her until she tosses them off of her then takes out Cowbell and Angus with superkicks! TQ comes behind Blaise and cracks her in the head with a steel chair! Blaise goes down and the fans start pelting him with garbage as TQ raises the chair and cracks her in the head once more while she’s down! TQ picks Blaise up and rolls her in the ring and directs Cowbell and Angus! They put a chair around her leg then TQ stomps it! Blaise yells in pain as Angus and Cowbell stop her from rolling out then hold her still again as TQ stomps on it again and again and again! Blaise is screaming as the fans are shocked! TQ pulls the chair off of her leg then slams her leg into the mat! A ref comes over to stop TQ but TQ hits him with a right hand!
Steve White: TQ and The Monarchy are just brutalizing Blaise’s leg now with that chair! Somebody stop this! This has gone too far even for The Monarchy!!
Chuck Thompson: They’re gonna really hurt her here! This is too much! They’re gonna break her damn leg!!
Blaise is badly hurt on the mat and can’t get up. TQ stomps her leg once more then grabs her by the hair and gets in her face.
TQ Smooth: You want this title back huh? You will NEVER get this title back! You’re NOT better than me! You’ll never be as good as me! EVER!
The struggling Blaise glares at TQ and headbutts him, breaking his nose! TQ falls back but Blaise is too hurt to get up! TQ is cursing and bashing the mat on the other side of the ring as Angus goes to help him. Zoe gets back up on the apron! Angus goes to stop her but she pulls the top rope down and Angus goes flying to the outside! TQ gets up and boots Zoe off of the apron and she hits the announce table! The fans are going nuts and booing at the same time! Hannah slides in the ring and takes TQ’s leg out with a dropkick but Cowbell runs up behind her and dumps her over the top rope! Blaise is limping back up on her boots! She almost falls and is too hurt to continue! Cowbell runs up and lifts her overhead but she reverses it into a falling Soporose! Cowbell is completely KO’d but Blaise screams out in pain as she holds her leg! She gets up only for TQ to smack her in the head with the Showtime Championship! TQ covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Showtime Champion… TQ Smooth!
Chuck Thompson: The Monarchy have done it again and screwed another title match their way! This is ridiculous now! Fuck RMR! Fuck the Monarchy!
Blaise is badly hurt in the ring! TQ stomps on her leg once more until refs pull him off of her and break it up! Some medical staff come in and checks on the downed Blaise and her leg as TQ backs up the ramp holding the Showtime title belt high! We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall and it is a two on three handicap match!
The song Im'Mortal by Skinny Puppy starts to blats through out the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, Destiny Hunter starts to come on out and the fans boo her.. She walks past the fans while smiling evilly sexy into the camera. She get in the ring and she talks trash into the camera as she waits on who she'll be facing.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Destiny Hunter!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next her partners… First… Savannah!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Sah’ta Thor!
After some eerie tones are heard billowing on the PA System, we see smoke build as the lights dim. Suddenly the PA and lights burst into life and the fans go nuts as Divinity's theme plays. Golden sparks fly around the stage and the tron as the shadows of the divine fighters are shown through silhouettes on the entrance. The fans go berserk with cheers and get to their feet, causing the announce team to be drowned out. After a moment the Divinity members come into the light and the fans lose it! They step out onto the stage and gold pyro goes off before red and blue pyro meet behind them! Divinity makes their way down the ramp interacting with fans as they approach the ring and get inside causing more gold glowing pyro to explode from the corners of the ring! The fans are still deafening with cheers as the Divinity members get around the corners of the ring to celebrate their entrance and perform theatrics for a while until the lights begin to even out and their theme begins to fade.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… Introducing the team of Mazzio and Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Aubree starts in the ring with Destiny Hunter. She walks over to her but she backs away and tags in Savannah. Savannah climbs in and looks ready for Aubree. Aubree shakes her hand and runs up, taking her down to the mat! She drops an elbow on her and quickly covers but she gets an arm up instantly! They both spring up but Aubree takes Savannah down again with a big dropkick to the chest! Savannah is down and Aubree bounces off of the ropes and hits her with a senton! Aubree picks Savannah up but Savannah follows with a jawbreaker and both go down!
Steve White: Aubree is having none of it tonight! Ryan Morgan Rissi wants to take all of these people in this match out of the equation but its going to be much harder than he thinks!
Chuck Thompson: Maz/Aub and Tho/Sav have no beefs with each other. They’re fighting this match for competition not for Ryan Morgan. They hate Ryan Morgan!
Thor shouts at Savannah from the side and she focuses! Aubree rolls Savannah up from behind and gets a one count! Savannah gets to her feet and swings wildly, Aubree drops down to her knees and then slaps her, before standing back up and hitting a Celeste Snap DDT! She kicks her on the ground and then stands her up. She hits a clothesline and then a quick cover again. Savannah gets an arm up and manages to elbow Aubree in the face them leap to Thor for a big tag!
Steve White: Here comes the pain! The big man Thor is in the match! Thor is looking good and ready and ready to send a message to the CPM who are on his case!
Thor launches himself into the ring and charges at Aubree, she dodges him! He stumbles onto his knees and Aubree runs up, hitting an Enzuguiri right on the chops from behind but Thor is barely affected! Aubree tags Mazzio in and the crowd roar! Mazzio lifts Thor up and goes for Infinite Dismissal but Destiny Hunter shouts up on the apron and goes to run in! Mazzio drops Thor and charges at Hunter, hitting a shoulder block! Hunter drops onto the hard floor from the apron and Savannah tries to storm the ring! Mazzio is so fast he pretty much vanishes while evading Savannah! Savannah gasps at his speed then trips out of the ring through the middle rope! Destiny Hunter and Savannah lay out cold! Aubree looks over in shock as Mazzio’s speed!
Steve White: Mazzio is a fucking superhuman! This guys ability is scary!
Mazzio hoists Thor up on his back and hits him with a fireman's carry! The fans are going nuts as Mazzio doesn't leave it there! He grabs Thor by the hair and yanks him to his feet then palms him in the back and tosses him in the corner with authority! The fans are going wild! Mazzio runs at Thor in the corner but Thor jumps up and Mazzio runs into his boot! Thor dives out of the corner and takes Mazzio down with a forearm smash! Thor gets up and grabs Mazzio’s head, hitting him with big knees to the face!!
Chuck Thompson: Thor fighting back right now with his unique offense and it looks like he might be actually getting control of this one right now!!
Thor tries to get the upper hand, tossing Mazzio away before he gets going again! Thor boots Mazzio in the gut, it has no effect and Mazzio punches Thor in the ribs! Thor spits up some blood but amazingly keeps going, raking Mazzio in the eyes then diving down and taking out the back of his knee! Destiny and Savannah swarm the ring and pulls Aubree in and start beating her down as they see this as their chance while Thor secures control! Mazzio explodes away from and hits both Destiny and Savannah with a HUGE double clothesline that sends them through the air! They hit the mat hard and both roll out of the ring! This gave Thor enough time to get back up! He goes to hit Mazzio from behind with a king hit to the back of the head! Mazzio tilts his head and looks at Thor with a glare!
Chuck Thompson: Mistake! Mazzio looks pissed now! Shit! Everyone hit the deck!!
Mazzio lifts Thor and hits infinite Dismissal! He goes for the cover but!?
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!!
Thor elbows and knees Mazzio in the face and jaw while he’s up there! Thor falls to his feet with great effort and looks at Mazzio turning around just in time for Thor to clothesline him! Mazzio doesn't move or flinch though as the clothesline isn’t enough to take down the 400 pounder! Mazzio then hits back with a huge uppercut! Thor is dazed and falls to his knees! He goes to get up bit he grabs his head and his chest. Mazzio suddenly stops as the ref checks on Thor! Thor stumbles around and cluches his head before falling, knocked out! The fans gasp and the ref throws up the X for assistance!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners via knockout... Aubree and Mazzio!
Steve White: What’s wrong! What happened to Thor! Mazzio hit him with that punch and now what?! Get an ambulance!
Chuck Thompson: Was it his head? Was it his heart?! He clutched his chest, did Mazzio give him a heart attack or just knock him out?
Mazzio helps Aubree up and they look on as refs and EMTs rush in and look over Thor! Savannah runs in and checks on him but refs pull her away. Mazzio looks distraught.
Chuck Thompson: Get an ambulance I have no idea what’s happened but Thor isn’t moving!
They get Thor on a stretcher. Thor starts moving his head a little and his eyes are in the back of his head. He looks like he’s in a trance or another world… They start wheeling Thor out of the arena up the ramp until the CPM’s music hits and everyone looks on intently!
Steve White: Thor has been badly hurt here! This isn’t the time for the Corporate Monarchy! What the hell are they doing?
Chuck Thompson: This really isn’t the time they have to get Thor some help!
Lord Raab, Angus Murphy, Cowbell and Kevin Hunter come down the ramp. The EMT’s and stretcher stop. Thor is still in a daze and looks up as Kevin Hunter runs down the ramp and pulls a hurt Thor off of the stretcher and starts pummeling him! Refs and EMTs try to stop him but Raab and Cowbell prevent them! Savannah tries to get to Thor but Angus gets in her way!
Steve White: What the FUCK!? They’re beating up a barely conscious Thor! Thor talks shit about the CPM and this is how they handle it! This is SICK!
Chuck Thompson: We have to do something! This is attempted murder Steve! RMR and the CPM are SICK FUCKS! Thor can’t even defend himself, he needs to go to the hospital!
Savannah is in peril as she watches Hunter beat up the hurt Thor! In an instant Cowbell and Raab are toppled over! Mazzio explodes through the crowd and sends them both flying! Angus looks up and falls to the ramp, holding his arms out not wanting to fight Mazzio again! Savannah hits him with Pounce as Mazzio explodes up the ramp and hits Kevin Hunter with an Iron Punch!
Steve White: Mazzio with the save! Mazzio saving Thor from this sick and dangerous beating!
Chuck Thompson: Now get him some help!
Savannah helps Thor up! The EMTs try to get to Thor but Thor himself still in a daze lays out a couple of refs and EMTs! Thor doesn’t want to hear it! He’s still very hurt but doesn’t want assistance! His rage takes over and he turns to Angus Murphy who is rolling around from the Pounce. The other CPM members slowly retreat up the ramp as Thor handles Angus and hits him with Parasite Eve on the ramp! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Thor woke up!?
Chuck Thompson: His rage took over and he just took out one of the CPM guys!
Savannah and Destiny sling Thor over their arms. They help him up the ramp but he stops and nods at Mazzio and Aubree and pats Mazzio on the shoulder before they take him away. EMT’s rush up the ramp to help Thor as the fans go wild. We fade out to backstage.
Backstage we come in to find TQ Smooth barking orders at some catering staff. He's unhappy with his meal and tosses his plate of food in a womans face. He begins to continue down the hallway but a shadow steps behind him and stops him in his tracks.
Aprila: I can't let you help the rest of the Corporate Monarchy tonight. I'll take out as many of you as I have to before I get to Ryan Morgan.
TQ Smooth: Eh? Another woman? You've got to be joking me.
Aprila: I'm doing the curtesy of letting you know I'm about to attack you before I actually do it. A skill you don't seem to familiar with. You dirty mongrel.
TQ Smooth: Ha! A joke right! You're five foot nothing and a WOMAN! Didn't you see what I just did!
Aprila: Regardless, I can't let you help the Corporate Monarchy tonight. Prepare yourself!
Aprila begins to sprint full pace down the hall at Smooth until a rush of speed explodes past her. Aprila's eyes widen and she stops! She looks up and sees the blur of Blaise, rocket her head into TQ's midsection! TQ coughs up some blood then faints on the floor! Blaise falls to her knees and holds her damaged leg. Aprila is still in shock but runs up to check on Blaise.
Aprila: I... I was going to...
Blaise: Yeah, but you were too slow. Plus he wasn't your opponent, he was mine... Look what he did to my leg.
Blaise can't get back up as she winces in pain but smirks over the downed TQ.
Aprila: Ugh... And you probably made it twice as worse, running up on us like that!
Blaise: I can't help that I'm so much faster than you, even with a damaged leg can I?
Aprila rolls her eyes and fixes her mask as she goes to leave.
Blaise: Wait!
Aprila turns back around.
Blaise: What's your beef with the Corporate Assholes and Ryan Morgan anyway?
Aprila just walks off. Blaise tries to get up but she can't. An EMT comes over and helps her up then calls for help for TQ.
EMT: We told you NOT to leave the medical area!
Blaise rolls her eyes as they help her up and pick TQ up. We fade back into the arena.
We cut to Patricia Downs in the ring with her mic ready to introduce the next match of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits and he comes down the ramp then gets in the ring waiting for his partner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Kevin Hunter!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… His partner… Lord Raab
"You want a martyr? I'll be one, because enough's enough. You're done."
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “King For A Day" by Pierce The Veil hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “King For A Day" fades out of earshot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… First… Silver Kazama
Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Jason Dave!
DING DING DING!
Dave demands to Silver that he start and Silver isn’t in the mood to argue. Dave starts the match with Hunter. Hunter quickly gets Dave in a headlock and starts to pound him with big fists! The fans cheer as Hunter taunts Dave but Dave starts to elbow Hunter in the side and breaks free of his grasp! Dave pushes Hunter off of the ropes and when he comes back, Hunter knocks down Dave with a shoulder! Hunter jumps up and lands on Dave with a massive elbow drop!
Steve White: Dave and Hunter fighting a good bout here right now! Both men know that momentum is on the line in this one! Momentum for when Dave faces Bill next week or momentum for the CPM!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is looking good in there now! He’s really taking it to Dave and even though Dave is hitting hard it looks like Hunter is in control!
Hunter picks Dave up and plummets some big shots to his back! Hunter knees Dave into the corner then lines him up but Dave hits an oncoming Hunter with an enziguiri! The fans cheer as Hunter falls into his corner! Hunter tags in Lord Raab Raab and Raab runs up and nails Dave with a big monster clothesline! Lord Raab picks up Dave and powers him away from the corner and knees him in the ribs a few times! Dave kicks Raab’s knee out then bounces off of the ropes and hits Raab with a dropkick right to the face! The fans go wild as Dave leapfrogs over Lord Raab and tags in Silver!
Steve White: A beautiful tag right there! Hunter did a lot of damage and Dave wasn’t really getting much in on Raab so Dave takes a rest!
Chuck Thompson: Silver gets the tag and I have to say Silver and Dave are working better together than I thought they would!
Hunter comes in to help out a dazed Lord Raab but Silver hits both of them with a double dropkick! The fans go wild as the ref comes over and argues with Hunter! Lord Raab gets back up and Silver runs over to him but Lord Raab hits Silver with a big boot to the skull and the fans go nuts! Lord Raab goes to grab Silver on the mat but Silver kicks him in the head quickly with fast swats! Lord Raab falls back into the corner and Silver runs up and hits him with a running corner knee! Lord Raab stumbles to the center of the ring and Silver hits Lord Raab with Devil Trigger but Raab STILL doesn’t go down! The fans go nuts at Silver runs over and tags Dave back into the match!
Steve White: And now Dave coming back into this one after Silver did a lot of damage there! Quick tags are what very well may make this match for them!
Chuck Thompson: Don’t count out the CPM they can do anything at anytime and these two have proven to be a great team in their own right!
Dave gets to the top rope knowing Raab won’t go down any other way! Dave does some Rissiesque theatrics while he’s up there and the fans go wild! Lord Raab is down in the center of the ring as Kevin yells for a tag! Dave leaps off of the top rope and hits Lord Raab with a missile dropkick! The fans go wild and Dave crawls to his feet! Raab sits up almost immediately! The move took a lot out of Dave so he tags in Silver!
Steve White: Massive dropkick from Dave! Huge! Amazing but it still didn’t put Raab down for long!
Chuck Thompson: Silver coming back in!
Kevin rages and runs in! He swings at Silver but Silver ducks and runs into Dave who hits him with Transendance! The fans are going wild! Raab gets up and isn’t sure who is legal! He faces Dave! Dave stances but rolls out to the apron! Raab turns around and gets cracked with the Devil Trigger as Dave slides on the canvas and takes his legs out! Silver lands on Raab and grabs both legs as he sits on him!
1…
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Silver Kazama and Jason Dave!
Steve White: Well there you go! They did it! These two hall of famers and I guess you could say rivals actually did it!!
Chuck Thompson: What a match that was! It could have gone either way but Dave and Silver were able to work together really well!
Hunter slides in and knocks Silver to the mat! He goes to stomp Silver out but Dave king hits him in the back of the head! Silver tosses Hunter on the mat and Dave runs up and punts Hunter in the ribs! Dave goes to put Hunter once more but Raab reaches in from the outside and drags Hunter out, saving him! Raab and Hunter back up the ramp as Raab gestures threats to Dave and Silver!
Steve White: These guys aren’t letting the CPM get anything over them tonight and with Blaise and Aprila taking out TQ Smooth, I don’t think we’ll see an ambush right now!
Chuck Thompson: You got that right! Black Man isn’t going to tire himself out before his match just to ambush these two!
Dave stops in the ring and glares at Silver. Silver stops and stares back as the two come close and the fans go wild with the intensity building.
Jason Dave: Next week… When it comes to Bill and I… Stay the FUCK out of my way… Bitch…
Silver Kazama: …I ain’t in it…
Dave shoots one final glare then rolls out of the ring. We fade out backstage.
We fade in outside of the CPM Locker Room. Cowbell is outside the door with Angus Murphy. Angus is entering the room while Cowbell is fist bumping him.
Cowbell: Aight den… You go and have a shower and Imma go hang around Black Man like I’m guarding him or some shit. After you finished come catch up with us.
Angus Murphy: You got it man!
Angus gets in the locker room as he parts with Cowbell. He makes his way through the spacious and luxurious locker room to the back where the showers and bathrooms are set. He opens a bathroom door and walks inside. He turns on the light and sees in the reflection of the mirror Aprila hanging upside down from a rail behind him! He turns around and she drops down with a Kendo Stick in hand! Aprila starts beating the shit out of Angus with it! Constantly cracking the Kendo Stick over his head face and back until it is snapped and splintered, Aprila then boots Angus in the balls as he falls to a bloody heap on the floor!
Steve White: What the!? What is Aprila doing! She’s taking it to another CPM Member! First TQ now Angus! What is her beef with the CPM!? Why is she doing this?!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know what her beef is but I salute her! Remember last week when she tore into Ryan Morgan Rissi on the mic and made him rage? Maybe she has some underlying issues we don’t know about!
A bloody Angus tries to get up but Aprila boots him in the mouth then grabs the clothes hanging, the rails, the shower curtain and the products on the sink and shelves and pushes them all on him! After a while Angus is buried! We hear some moaning from under the pile of debris but Aprila just stomps on it! The fans watching on the tron are going nuts with cheers as Aprila exits the bathroom and closes the door behind her. We fade back to the arena.
We come back to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following main event contest is a triple threat match and it is set for one fall!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Conner Creed!
"Demons" by Imagine Dragons blares over the PA as Black Man struts out from behind the curtain and snickers at the fans who shower him with boos and jeers. Black Man gives the finger to the fans on the right, then the fans on the left, before proceeding down the ramp shaking his head in disgust. As he reaches the ring, he slowly walks up the steel steps and under the middle rope. Black Man stands dead center of the ring and throws his hands up into the air causing the fans to once again pick up in intensity of hate for the former champion.
Patricia Downs: And next… Black Man!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
*BUZZ STATIC*
CYHNK - SLIKKJIJJ
Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Making his way to the ring… James Champ!
DING DING DING!
The bell sounds and Champ and Black Man instantly lock up! They start trading lefts and rights! A big fistfight breaks out and Black Man starts winning until James Champ boots him in the gut! James gets some jabs in but Black Man comes back with an uppercut! They trade blows again until Conner Creed runs up and takes both men down with a double clothesline! The fans go wild as Creed stands over both men! He looks down at Black Man and punts him in the ribs a few times while he’s down!
Steve White: These three men have a lot of animosity towards each other but Champ and Conner have been personally targeted by the CPM
Chuck Thompson: No doubt they’ll try to target Black Man here tonight then!
Conner picks Black Man up and dives massive fists into his gut! Black Man falls in a heap and coughs and splutters all over the place! Conner helps Black Man up only to headbutt him back down! Champ slides in from behind and picks Conner up, hitting him with a big back bodydrop! Champ turns to Black Man and tries for a standing moonsault but Black Man raises his knees and Champ lands right on them! Champ rolls off in pain as Black Man gets up and scoopslams him in the center of the ring!
Steve White: Black Man fighting back hard and taking down James Champ. Black Man wants to keep control here now.
Chuck Thompson: Easier said than done. I just hope the CPM guys don’t show up in the main event this time!
Black Man tosses Champ in the corner but when he runs at him Champ raises his legs and Black Man runs face first into his boots! Champ ducks down and takes Black Man’s legs out! Conner runs in and powerslams Champ! Champ gets up only to get another powerslam from Conner! Black Man gets up and trades punches with Conner only to have Conner take him down with a big lariat! Black Man gets up and rakes Conner’s eyes then bounces Conner off of the ropes! James Champ superkicks Conner but falls victim to a spinebuster from Black Man! The fans go nuts for the action!
Steve White: It’s heating up now! Big moves, quickness and a lot of rage in this one now!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man is having a hard time keeping control of these guys! I think Creed might be coming away with the lead now and James Champ just won’t stay down!
Black Man covers Champ but Creed pulls Black Man to his feet then pulls him into a massive running STO! The fans go wild! Creed tries to cover Black Man but Black Man swats a kick! Black Man gets up and knees Creed in the gut! Creed responds with a big scoopslam on Black Man right in the corner! Black Man yells in pain as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Creed with those heavy shots and powerful moves! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: Creed is brutalizing Black Man here tonight probably for revenge for last week! Creed is pissed!
Creed boots Black Man in the head while he’s down! Champ gets up! Creed lines him up! Creed sprints at Champ for the Clothesline From Hell but Champ ducks! Creed turns around into a superkicks from Champ! Creed stumbles around until Champ finishes Creed with A Certain Death! Creed is done and rolls out of the ring, squirming in pain! Champ turns round! Black Man with a boot but Champ catches it and pushes Black off the ropes! Champ with a superkick! Black ducks it! Black Man with another boot but Champ dodges with a set up for A Certain Death! Black Man spins out of his grasp and boots Champ in the gut then hits a Black Stunn! The fans wildly boo and pelt the ring with garbage as Black Man covers!
1…
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3!
DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Black Man!
Steve White: Black Man did it!? I don’t believe it!?
The fans boos are overwhelming! Black Man gets up and laughs! He raises his arms as he signals to the stage! The CPM’s music hits and Ryan, Hunter and Raab all come out!
Steve White: Shit! The CPM! The Captain already won the match what else do they want!
They look to swarm the ring but Sah’ta Thor runs from behind and cracks Hunter in the back of the head! They start to brawl and the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Thor is here! THOR’S BACK AND HE WANTS PAYBACK!
Chuck Thompson: I thought they took his ass to the hospital!
Thor and Hunter brawl and spill out to the crowd! Ryan signals for Raab to help Black Man! Raab gets in the ring and they surround Champ! Creed has already left as Champ gets up! Raab grabs Champ around the throat and chokeslams him! Black Man laughs hysterically but suddenly Eli Sykes’ music hits!
Steve White: Raab fucking up Champ! Eli is here! The EHWF Champ is here but why!?
Chuck Thompson: Certainly not here to save James!
Eli gets in the ring. Ryan shakes his head! Raab isn’t having it! Raab grabs Eli around the throat! Champ stumbles up and Raab gets him around the throat as well! Eli and Champ look at each other! They have to work together! The fans go nuts! Eli and Champ boot Raab in the gut and drop him! Black Man rolls out of the ring and takes refuge with Ryan on the ramp!
Steve White: Champ and Eli strong together!
The fans go wild! They get up and Champ and Eli raise their arms to the crowd at opposite ends of the ring! Champ turns a back to the center of the ring only to get a Syke Out from Eli! The fans boo him!
Steve White: Double crossing dog!
Chuck Thompson: Did you expect any less from Eli Sykes!
Eli looks proud of himself as Champ is laid out. Ryan has a mic and points at Eli.
RMR: You guys think you’re tough? Think you can take the CPM? Think you’re better and that you can come out here and disrespect us and talk all this shit about me? Well fine… Lets see just who is better! At Aces High, it’s going to be the best – Eli Sykes, Blaise and James Champ taking on the CPM – Black Man, TQ Smooth and Lord Raab in a traditional Aces High elimination tag team match!
The fans go wild as Black Man flips Eli off. Eli stares out at Black and Ryan.
Steve White: What a HUGE announcement! That match is going to be MASSIVE!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait now Steve!
Steve White: We thank you for your time ladies and gents! We’ll see you next week at Aces High! Thank you, good night and be safe!
Eli and Black Man threaten each other with gestures as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.
The camera pans around the whole arena, showing all the screaming fans on their feet ready for another night full of action. After a few moments of the fans going crazy, the camera pans down to ringside, where the best announcers to have ever lived, Steve White and Chuck Thompson sit.
Steve White: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another amazing edition of Saturday Night Mayhem! Last week we saw a HUGE Mayhem last week that seemed to be dominated by Ryan Morgan Rissi and the Corporate Power Monarchy! The CPM interfered in two big matches and even cost Blaise the Showtime Championship in the main event with a dirty ambush. Tonight Blaise will get the opportunity to get the title back in a fatal four way match against TQ Smooth but will the CPM stay out of it or is this is how Morgan Rissi is going to run everything on Saturday nights now?
Chuck Thompson: Someone needs to step up and fuck Ryan Morgan Rissi up! This guy has gone way to far. Everything is in his favour. He’s employed a bunch of goons and even made himself a title! Ryan Morgan Rissi only has his and the CPM’s personal gain in mind and doesn’t care about EHWF at all! Tonight might be a saving grace for EHWF thought as the CPM Captain will go one on one with two men the CPM have tried to screw over – Conner Creed and James Champ! That should be a massive main event worth watching! Lets just hope Morgan Rissi’s lackeys stay out of it!
Steve White: I doubt they will! We also have the returning Silver Kazama and Jason Dave taking on the CPM teaming of Lord Raab and Kevin Hunter! Raab and Hunter have been on a role in singles competition but have now built amazing momentum as a tag team as well! Can Silver and Jason work together or will their partnership tonight fall apart and lead to even more momentum for the Corporate Monarchy!?
Chuck Thompson: Ryan Morgan Rissi continues to dominate the night as he puts Mazzio and Aubree in a handicap match against Sah’ta Thor, Savannah and Destiny Hunter! Now doubt Ryan Morgan Rissi is looking to stack the deck against Mazzio and Aubree especially for them both humiliating him last week and for Mazzio taking out the CPM solo after the main event. Can they overcome this obstacle or will Ryan Morgan Rissi get the last laugh on them tonight?
Steve White: I can’t wait to start this night and see just what is going to develop following one week out from Aces High! Lets start the show and stop wasting time Chuck!
The scene pans down to the ring with Patricia Downs standing inside with a microphone in her hand.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome EHWF Owner… Ryan Morgan Rissi!
The fans instantly change their cheers and spiral into a rush of wild boos as Ryan Morgan Rissi appears on the stage with Cadance! They pelt garbage at him as he holds up the UK Championship and walks down the ramp with Cadance holding up his long cape from touching the floor. Morgan adjusts his crown before getting inside the ring with Cadance.
Steve White: Oh god… Every night now? Every damn Saturday Night Mayhem Ryan Morgan has to start the damn night off? This guy is going to ruin EHWF the way he is running things and always putting himself in the spotlight!
"Better than you" plays on the audio system and Ryan Morgan Rissi walks out with Cadance. The crowd boo as the Corporate King flaunts his Blue Cape and Crown. Cadance is wearing a tight red dress and is holding the United Kingdom Championship. They get with each other and the crowd pelt garbage. They saunter down to the ring and get inside. Ryan Morgan Rissi grabs a microphone. He pats down the booing crowd, raging at them and shouting.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SCUMBAGS! I AM YOUR CORPORATE KING BOW DOWN! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
The crowd pelt garbage into the ring. RMR rages and starts throwing it back at the fans, whilst sticking ones up. Cadance shakes her head in pure disgust at the volatile, undeserving crowd.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT I AM YOUR KING! SO SLAP THAT DOWN YOUR BIG FAT STUPID AMERICAN GULLETS AND ENJOY THE EVENING OF ENTERTAINMENT YOU UNGRATEFUL YANKEE CUNTS!
The crowd are extremely hostile, one fan tries to throw a brick at RMR but gets jumped on by security.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: ARREST THAT MAN! BAN HIM FOREVER! Now... down to business. I came out here today for two reasons. To kick some ass and drink some milk... well, where's my DAMN milk!!!
The Corporate King rages and shouts at the ringside operations staff. One of the staff passes a glass of milk to RMR and he gulps it all down.
Ryan Morgan Rissi: I've finished my milk... which means, without any further shenanigans... get out here VICTOR ABEL and ANDRE PIERRE!
Steve White: Why is he calling those guys out?!
"French Patriot" plays and Victor Abel walks out with Andre Pierre. The fans give a mixed reaction as they walk to the ring and enter. Victor takes a mic and stands in front of his client.
Victor Abel: What is this about? Surely it's an apology after your CAPTAIN Black Man hit Andre Pierre with a Black Stunn last week!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Black Man is my Captain, he is the destroyer of dreams and he is not my responsibility. He is his OWN man and I am not apologizing because he Black Stunned that gormless French cunt stood behind you! However, I have an idea. A proposition. Wanna hear it?
Victor Abel: We are listening...
Ryan Morgan Rissi: I would like Andre Pierre to join the Corporate Monarchy. I would like him to join my vision... think about it. All he has to do is forfeit his match against Black Man at Scars and Stripes and he will become VICE Captain of the Corporate Monarchy. He will be placed in the main event of Scars and Stripes instead, to go one on one with Eli Sykes for the EHWF Championship. What do you think to that?
Victor Abel: Well, I think when you put it like that; it's a very good deal. Ok, fine. We accept...
Andre Pierre looks at Victor Abel with confusion. He grabs Victors mic and shakes his head.
Andre Pierre: We are a team, Victor. We make decisions together, right? Well, I’d like to hear out Ryan's proposal a little more. Ryan, why should we trust you?
Ryan Morgan Rissi: Why should YOU trust ME? Why should I trust YOU! You're French! You're a frog bastard! You're as treacherous and disgusting as they come!
Victor Abel has to hold Andre Pierre back! Ryan Morgan Rissi gets in Andre's face and starts shouting at him. Andre tells Victor it's fine and he lets go.
Andre Pierre: I would rather shit in my hands and clap, Ryan. I'm not joining the Corporate Monarchy.
Victor Abel: ANDRE! What are you thinking?! This is a stupid decision you're making. If you reject his offer, we're done! I am joining the monarchy regardless!
Andre Pierre: Well... in that case I have the same message to both of you. Fuck you!
Andre flattens Victor with a clothesline! RMR doesn't know what to do and slides out of the ring! He shouts into the microphone like a Hollywood movie star!
Ryan Morgan Rissi: MONARCHY ASSEMBLE!!!!!
Steve White: Well, this doesn't sound good for Andre...
The lights go out! As they come back on, Black Man and Kevin Hunter, along with Lord Raab are stood in the ring. Kevin has a steel chair in hand. They all swarm around Andre Pierre. The Frenchman tries to go for Black Man but Kevin Hunter nails him in the back with the steel chair! Andre drops to the canvass and Lord Raab takes the chair and starts bashing him in the back with it. He lifts Andre Pierre up and hits a Chokeslam! The crowd boo as Kevin Hunter stands him up and DDT's him onto the chair. Black Man signals for them to pick Andre up. They oblige and Black Man hits a huge Black Stunn, laying out Pierre in the middle of the ring! He is covered in blood and bruises!
Steve White: This is an all out assault! Somebody stop it!
Chuck Thompson: The Monarchy have assembled and it doesn't look good for Pierre!
Ryan Morgan Rissi slides into the ring and grins. He kneels down next to Andre and shouts in his face. He gets the United Kingdom Championship and straps it around his skull. He shouts at the booing crowd and bounces off the ropes, nailing Andre Pierre in the head with a devastating Soccerball Kick! The Monarchy stand tall!
Steve White: Andre Pierre has just been destroyed Chuck!
Chuck Thompson: Forget the avengers, the Monarchy are the best squad in the world!
Ryan Morgan Rissi celebrates in the ring with his Monarchy teammates. "Monarchy GB remix" plays and the fans boo and pelt garbage. We cut to Patricia on the outside as the CPM leave the ring.
We pan down to the ring where Patricia Downs is waiting with her mic.
Patricia Downs: This opening contest is a fatal four way match and it is for the Showtime Championship!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp, glancing from side to side at the crowd with a smile.
I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning us into a monster
And eating us alive
As the chorus pops, she lifts her arms into the air in a 'v' palms turned to the sky then makes her way to the ring, climbing in and posing in the middle of it.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Zoe McDraven!
'Smoke' by PVRIS begins to play and automatically, different shades of pink lights fill the arena, as boos begin to pour. Just a few seconds into the chorus, Hannah Walters emerges from the back with a smirk across her lips. Hannah pauses at the top of the stage, with her legs and feet slightly apart from each other, she swings her arms in the air - striking a pose for the flashing camera's, all with a little shake in her hips. The gorgeous blonde then proceeds to bring one hand down and blows a kiss to the camera, followed by a wink - before strutting her way down the ramp - both arms swaying at side - and into the ring. Once in the ring, she climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle, striking another pose before hoping down and making her way to her corner.
Patricia Downs: And next… Hannah Walters!
“Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez hits the PA system and the fans rise to their feet. Purple fireworks shoot up into the air, illuminating the dark arena. The diva that ever has been waiting to see then walks through the curtains after the music plays for a small moment, making the fans wonder if she ever was going to come out. Blaise glides through the curtain with a smirk on her face, chewing a some gum. She wears an oversized jean jacket over her ring gear and stands at the middle of the start of the ramp, with a grin. Slowly, but surely Jax makes his way out from the back and stands behind her, with his arms crossed. Blaise looks back at him, her grin growing wider. Blaise blows a bubble and pops it, before beginning to descend down the ramp. She skips sideways along to the beat of the music. She walks past the fans and makes her way to the side of the arena, throwing her jacket to the ground. Jax walks up the stairs as the diva jumps on the side of the apron, swaying her hips to the music as she climbs up. Blaise enters then walks to the outside of the turnbuckle and climbs on top of it, facing the crowd. She raises her hands, pointing her index fingers to the ceiling. The fans give her a somewhat mixed reaction, but they cheer because it wasn't like they had many options for people to root for. Blaise gives the crowd another toothy grin as she then jumps off the turnbuckle and begins to stretch in the ring.
Patricia Downs: And making her way to the ring… Blaise!
T.Q's music blasts throughout the arena as fireworks begin to explode from the stage. T.Q comes out and walks down the ramp way with a cocky smirk on his face. Dressed in his typical black Timberland boots, and black Polo jeans, he enters into the ring and goes over to the corner and climbs onto the middle rope, just to look out into the crowd for a brief second. T.Q then jumps off the middle rope and walks over to the referee and starts to bad mouth him before his music is cut and his opponents music starts to play.
Patricia Downs: And finally… He is the Showtime Champion… TQ Smooth!
DING DING DING
Match #1: TQ Smooth (c) vs. Blaise vs. Hannah Walters vs. Zoe McDraven
The bell sounds and TQ instantly lunges at Blaise but she ducks him and TQ hits the ropes! TQ goes to fly back into action but Hannah Walters superkicks the shit out of him! The fans go nuts! Zoe McDraven springs off of the second rope and hits TQ with a massive moonsault! TQ scrambles to his feet holding his midsection as Hannah and Zoe try to keep him down but he powers out of their grasp. Blaise shoves Hannah and Zoe out of the way and grabs TQ, lifting him up on her back then hitting him with a massive fireman’s carry! The fans are going nuts as TQ struggles in pain on the mat!
Steve White: Would you look at this! The three divas are working together sort of… They’re giving TQ a taste of his own medicine and targeting him in this match! Blaise, Hannah and Zoe are the last people you want to face alone!
Chuck Thompson: Even if they triple team Smooth they’ll have to turn on each other eventually! The Showtime Championship is on the line after all!
Zoe comes over and starts stomping TQ Smooth out! TQ has had enough and jumps up, taking her down to the mat hard and starts beating on her! Hannah Walters follows up on Smooth with a big sidekick to the head and Zoe breaks free, punching Smooth in the face! The fans are going nuts! Zoe gets on TQ and quickly gets him in a Kinetic Energy hold! The fans go nuts as TQ struggles but Hannah pulls Zoe off of TQ and confronts her! Zoe shoves Hannah and Hannah drops Zoe with a big right hand! TQ gets up and levels Hannah with a surprise clothesline until Blaise runs over and clotheslines both her and TQ to the apron!
Steve White: Zoe and Hannah couldn’t get along for too long and now it looks like it’s all on all! TQ Smooth got leveled though! If I were him I’d think of a new strategy because the rest of these competitors hate him and the Monarchy!!
Chuck Thompson: TQ has relied on the CPM constantly since he joined them and now he’s facing karma because of it!
Zoe gets up and grabs Hannah, tossing her shoulder first into the ring post then pulling her out and slamming her down on the canvas! Blaise gets off of the apron then slams TQ’s head off of the apron, rolling him back in the ring! She gets back in and Zoe picks TQ up but he rakes her eyes! Zoe responds with a high jump kick, taking TQ down! Zoe goes to follow up but Blaise levels her with a massive clothesline! Blaise turns back to TQ and helps him up only to bounce his head off of the turnbuckle three times then let him fall to the mat on the fourth! Blaise wants to cover the champion only for Hannah to stop her with a big dropkick! Hannah covers TQ!
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KICK OUT!
Steve White: I thought Hannah had it there for sure!
Chuck Thompson: TQ has been beaten from all three sides in this match! I love seeing TQ get the shit kicked out of him!
TQ elbows Hannah in the side of the head then picks her up and scoopslams her in the center of the ring! Zoe stumbles to her feet only to get a big sideslam from TQ Smooth! TQ is pissed! He yanks Hannah up to her feet and pulls her into a big STO! TQ then helps Zoe up and puts her down with a massive headbutt! Blaise gets to her feet only to get a big boot, which puts her in the corner! TQ follows up with big corner thrusts and Blaise yells in pain! TQ backs off and runs up for a massive corner clothesline but Blaise dives out of the way and TQ runs right into the corner! He falls down hard and yells in pain as he holds his neck and face!
Steve White: TQ wanted to hurt Blaise but Blaise is just too smart and too fast! TQ may have really hurt himself then!
Chuck Thompson: TQ did damage to Blaise but Blaise made him pay and now it looks like he’s bleeding pretty bad!
Hannah runs up and dumps Blaise over the top rope to the outside! Hannah turns around and cops a Shockwave, which sends her through the middle ropes to the outside floor! Zoe then turns and lines up TQ Smooth! She tries for Kinetic Energy but it’s no good! Smooth gets some big shots in and bounces off of the ropes taking her down with a big shoulder block! TQ wants a power move but she elbows him directly in the face and TQ starts bleeding! Zoe lines TQ up and knocks him down with Shockwave! The fans go nuts but as she covers him Angus Murphy pulls her out of the ring!
Steve White: NO!! FUCKING COCKSUCKING CORPROATE MONARCHY! AGAIN!?
Chuck Thompson: Every fucking night now?! Angus Murphy stopping Zoe from sure victory there!
The fans are booing wildly! Zoe tosses Angus into the barricade but TQ Smooth slides out and levels Zoe with a huge running STO! Hannah creeps up behind TQ and wants Hannah’s Lullaby but before she can get it Cowbell grabs her and tosses her over the barricade! The fans are booing wildly as TQ starts directing traffic! Angus and Cowbell hold Zoe up and TQ punches her twice in the face with big right hands! The boos are getting louder! TQ goes for a third knockout punch but Blaise grabs his arm and turns him around then tosses him into the ring post!
Steve White: Blaise saving Zoe from knockout there and smashing TQ’s face into that steel ring post!
Chuck Thompson: The Monarchy is out here to help Smooth retain! This shit is getting old! Can these girls pull together and stop them?!
They drop Zoe in a heap then both Angus and Cowbell swarm on Blaise! They start beating on her until she tosses them off of her then takes out Cowbell and Angus with superkicks! TQ comes behind Blaise and cracks her in the head with a steel chair! Blaise goes down and the fans start pelting him with garbage as TQ raises the chair and cracks her in the head once more while she’s down! TQ picks Blaise up and rolls her in the ring and directs Cowbell and Angus! They put a chair around her leg then TQ stomps it! Blaise yells in pain as Angus and Cowbell stop her from rolling out then hold her still again as TQ stomps on it again and again and again! Blaise is screaming as the fans are shocked! TQ pulls the chair off of her leg then slams her leg into the mat! A ref comes over to stop TQ but TQ hits him with a right hand!
Steve White: TQ and The Monarchy are just brutalizing Blaise’s leg now with that chair! Somebody stop this! This has gone too far even for The Monarchy!!
Chuck Thompson: They’re gonna really hurt her here! This is too much! They’re gonna break her damn leg!!
Blaise is badly hurt on the mat and can’t get up. TQ stomps her leg once more then grabs her by the hair and gets in her face.
TQ Smooth: You want this title back huh? You will NEVER get this title back! You’re NOT better than me! You’ll never be as good as me! EVER!
The struggling Blaise glares at TQ and headbutts him, breaking his nose! TQ falls back but Blaise is too hurt to get up! TQ is cursing and bashing the mat on the other side of the ring as Angus goes to help him. Zoe gets back up on the apron! Angus goes to stop her but she pulls the top rope down and Angus goes flying to the outside! TQ gets up and boots Zoe off of the apron and she hits the announce table! The fans are going nuts and booing at the same time! Hannah slides in the ring and takes TQ’s leg out with a dropkick but Cowbell runs up behind her and dumps her over the top rope! Blaise is limping back up on her boots! She almost falls and is too hurt to continue! Cowbell runs up and lifts her overhead but she reverses it into a falling Soporose! Cowbell is completely KO’d but Blaise screams out in pain as she holds her leg! She gets up only for TQ to smack her in the head with the Showtime Championship! TQ covers her!
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DING DING DING!
Steve White: SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner and STILL the Showtime Champion… TQ Smooth!
Chuck Thompson: The Monarchy have done it again and screwed another title match their way! This is ridiculous now! Fuck RMR! Fuck the Monarchy!
Blaise is badly hurt in the ring! TQ stomps on her leg once more until refs pull him off of her and break it up! Some medical staff come in and checks on the downed Blaise and her leg as TQ backs up the ramp holding the Showtime title belt high! We fade out to a commercial.
We come back to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following bout is scheduled for one fall and it is a two on three handicap match!
The song Im'Mortal by Skinny Puppy starts to blats through out the PA system. When the lead singer starts to sing, Destiny Hunter starts to come on out and the fans boo her.. She walks past the fans while smiling evilly sexy into the camera. She get in the ring and she talks trash into the camera as she waits on who she'll be facing.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Destiny Hunter!
The Mayhem entrance ramp is bathed in green light as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to rock the PA. As the music begins to swell Savannah appears onstage while green pyro surrounds her, shooting up in a jungle of fire. As she's announced Savannah moves toward the ring, taking the time to enjoy the trip, high fiving and hugging along the way- not seeming to mind the one or two male fans who get carried away in the arms of a beautiful bitch like her. On reaching the ring she'll slip in, then start to crawl toward the entrance while the pyros surround her again- like she's 'stalking' her opponent.
Patricia Downs: And next her partners… First… Savannah!
The opening riff to "Turn Down for What" by DJ Snake echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before an almost demonic looking Sah'ta Thor exits from the back. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. Over this is a black biker jacket with the words "The Dark Messiah" Emblazoned in red on the back. After a moment of standing at the top of the ramp he slowly starts towards the ring with a purposeful stride. Getting to the ring he enters it with a look that promises impending pain and suffering. After a moment he pulls off his biker vest and shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents much like a caged animal as he waits for the starting bell.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Sah’ta Thor!
After some eerie tones are heard billowing on the PA System, we see smoke build as the lights dim. Suddenly the PA and lights burst into life and the fans go nuts as Divinity's theme plays. Golden sparks fly around the stage and the tron as the shadows of the divine fighters are shown through silhouettes on the entrance. The fans go berserk with cheers and get to their feet, causing the announce team to be drowned out. After a moment the Divinity members come into the light and the fans lose it! They step out onto the stage and gold pyro goes off before red and blue pyro meet behind them! Divinity makes their way down the ramp interacting with fans as they approach the ring and get inside causing more gold glowing pyro to explode from the corners of the ring! The fans are still deafening with cheers as the Divinity members get around the corners of the ring to celebrate their entrance and perform theatrics for a while until the lights begin to even out and their theme begins to fade.
Patricia Downs: And now their opponents… Introducing the team of Mazzio and Aubree Celeste!
DING DING DING!
Match #2: Mazzio & Aubree vs. Sah’ta Thor & Savannah & Destiny Hunter
Aubree starts in the ring with Destiny Hunter. She walks over to her but she backs away and tags in Savannah. Savannah climbs in and looks ready for Aubree. Aubree shakes her hand and runs up, taking her down to the mat! She drops an elbow on her and quickly covers but she gets an arm up instantly! They both spring up but Aubree takes Savannah down again with a big dropkick to the chest! Savannah is down and Aubree bounces off of the ropes and hits her with a senton! Aubree picks Savannah up but Savannah follows with a jawbreaker and both go down!
Steve White: Aubree is having none of it tonight! Ryan Morgan Rissi wants to take all of these people in this match out of the equation but its going to be much harder than he thinks!
Chuck Thompson: Maz/Aub and Tho/Sav have no beefs with each other. They’re fighting this match for competition not for Ryan Morgan. They hate Ryan Morgan!
Thor shouts at Savannah from the side and she focuses! Aubree rolls Savannah up from behind and gets a one count! Savannah gets to her feet and swings wildly, Aubree drops down to her knees and then slaps her, before standing back up and hitting a Celeste Snap DDT! She kicks her on the ground and then stands her up. She hits a clothesline and then a quick cover again. Savannah gets an arm up and manages to elbow Aubree in the face them leap to Thor for a big tag!
Steve White: Here comes the pain! The big man Thor is in the match! Thor is looking good and ready and ready to send a message to the CPM who are on his case!
Thor launches himself into the ring and charges at Aubree, she dodges him! He stumbles onto his knees and Aubree runs up, hitting an Enzuguiri right on the chops from behind but Thor is barely affected! Aubree tags Mazzio in and the crowd roar! Mazzio lifts Thor up and goes for Infinite Dismissal but Destiny Hunter shouts up on the apron and goes to run in! Mazzio drops Thor and charges at Hunter, hitting a shoulder block! Hunter drops onto the hard floor from the apron and Savannah tries to storm the ring! Mazzio is so fast he pretty much vanishes while evading Savannah! Savannah gasps at his speed then trips out of the ring through the middle rope! Destiny Hunter and Savannah lay out cold! Aubree looks over in shock as Mazzio’s speed!
Steve White: Mazzio is a fucking superhuman! This guys ability is scary!
Mazzio hoists Thor up on his back and hits him with a fireman's carry! The fans are going nuts as Mazzio doesn't leave it there! He grabs Thor by the hair and yanks him to his feet then palms him in the back and tosses him in the corner with authority! The fans are going wild! Mazzio runs at Thor in the corner but Thor jumps up and Mazzio runs into his boot! Thor dives out of the corner and takes Mazzio down with a forearm smash! Thor gets up and grabs Mazzio’s head, hitting him with big knees to the face!!
Chuck Thompson: Thor fighting back right now with his unique offense and it looks like he might be actually getting control of this one right now!!
Thor tries to get the upper hand, tossing Mazzio away before he gets going again! Thor boots Mazzio in the gut, it has no effect and Mazzio punches Thor in the ribs! Thor spits up some blood but amazingly keeps going, raking Mazzio in the eyes then diving down and taking out the back of his knee! Destiny and Savannah swarm the ring and pulls Aubree in and start beating her down as they see this as their chance while Thor secures control! Mazzio explodes away from and hits both Destiny and Savannah with a HUGE double clothesline that sends them through the air! They hit the mat hard and both roll out of the ring! This gave Thor enough time to get back up! He goes to hit Mazzio from behind with a king hit to the back of the head! Mazzio tilts his head and looks at Thor with a glare!
Chuck Thompson: Mistake! Mazzio looks pissed now! Shit! Everyone hit the deck!!
Mazzio lifts Thor and hits infinite Dismissal! He goes for the cover but!?
Chuck Thompson: Watch out!!
Thor elbows and knees Mazzio in the face and jaw while he’s up there! Thor falls to his feet with great effort and looks at Mazzio turning around just in time for Thor to clothesline him! Mazzio doesn't move or flinch though as the clothesline isn’t enough to take down the 400 pounder! Mazzio then hits back with a huge uppercut! Thor is dazed and falls to his knees! He goes to get up bit he grabs his head and his chest. Mazzio suddenly stops as the ref checks on Thor! Thor stumbles around and cluches his head before falling, knocked out! The fans gasp and the ref throws up the X for assistance!
DING DING DING
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners via knockout... Aubree and Mazzio!
Steve White: What’s wrong! What happened to Thor! Mazzio hit him with that punch and now what?! Get an ambulance!
Chuck Thompson: Was it his head? Was it his heart?! He clutched his chest, did Mazzio give him a heart attack or just knock him out?
Mazzio helps Aubree up and they look on as refs and EMTs rush in and look over Thor! Savannah runs in and checks on him but refs pull her away. Mazzio looks distraught.
Chuck Thompson: Get an ambulance I have no idea what’s happened but Thor isn’t moving!
They get Thor on a stretcher. Thor starts moving his head a little and his eyes are in the back of his head. He looks like he’s in a trance or another world… They start wheeling Thor out of the arena up the ramp until the CPM’s music hits and everyone looks on intently!
Steve White: Thor has been badly hurt here! This isn’t the time for the Corporate Monarchy! What the hell are they doing?
Chuck Thompson: This really isn’t the time they have to get Thor some help!
Lord Raab, Angus Murphy, Cowbell and Kevin Hunter come down the ramp. The EMT’s and stretcher stop. Thor is still in a daze and looks up as Kevin Hunter runs down the ramp and pulls a hurt Thor off of the stretcher and starts pummeling him! Refs and EMTs try to stop him but Raab and Cowbell prevent them! Savannah tries to get to Thor but Angus gets in her way!
Steve White: What the FUCK!? They’re beating up a barely conscious Thor! Thor talks shit about the CPM and this is how they handle it! This is SICK!
Chuck Thompson: We have to do something! This is attempted murder Steve! RMR and the CPM are SICK FUCKS! Thor can’t even defend himself, he needs to go to the hospital!
Savannah is in peril as she watches Hunter beat up the hurt Thor! In an instant Cowbell and Raab are toppled over! Mazzio explodes through the crowd and sends them both flying! Angus looks up and falls to the ramp, holding his arms out not wanting to fight Mazzio again! Savannah hits him with Pounce as Mazzio explodes up the ramp and hits Kevin Hunter with an Iron Punch!
Steve White: Mazzio with the save! Mazzio saving Thor from this sick and dangerous beating!
Chuck Thompson: Now get him some help!
Savannah helps Thor up! The EMTs try to get to Thor but Thor himself still in a daze lays out a couple of refs and EMTs! Thor doesn’t want to hear it! He’s still very hurt but doesn’t want assistance! His rage takes over and he turns to Angus Murphy who is rolling around from the Pounce. The other CPM members slowly retreat up the ramp as Thor handles Angus and hits him with Parasite Eve on the ramp! The fans go nuts!
Steve White: Thor woke up!?
Chuck Thompson: His rage took over and he just took out one of the CPM guys!
Savannah and Destiny sling Thor over their arms. They help him up the ramp but he stops and nods at Mazzio and Aubree and pats Mazzio on the shoulder before they take him away. EMT’s rush up the ramp to help Thor as the fans go wild. We fade out to backstage.
Backstage we come in to find TQ Smooth barking orders at some catering staff. He's unhappy with his meal and tosses his plate of food in a womans face. He begins to continue down the hallway but a shadow steps behind him and stops him in his tracks.
Aprila: I can't let you help the rest of the Corporate Monarchy tonight. I'll take out as many of you as I have to before I get to Ryan Morgan.
TQ Smooth: Eh? Another woman? You've got to be joking me.
Aprila: I'm doing the curtesy of letting you know I'm about to attack you before I actually do it. A skill you don't seem to familiar with. You dirty mongrel.
TQ Smooth: Ha! A joke right! You're five foot nothing and a WOMAN! Didn't you see what I just did!
Aprila: Regardless, I can't let you help the Corporate Monarchy tonight. Prepare yourself!
Aprila begins to sprint full pace down the hall at Smooth until a rush of speed explodes past her. Aprila's eyes widen and she stops! She looks up and sees the blur of Blaise, rocket her head into TQ's midsection! TQ coughs up some blood then faints on the floor! Blaise falls to her knees and holds her damaged leg. Aprila is still in shock but runs up to check on Blaise.
Aprila: I... I was going to...
Blaise: Yeah, but you were too slow. Plus he wasn't your opponent, he was mine... Look what he did to my leg.
Blaise can't get back up as she winces in pain but smirks over the downed TQ.
Aprila: Ugh... And you probably made it twice as worse, running up on us like that!
Blaise: I can't help that I'm so much faster than you, even with a damaged leg can I?
Aprila rolls her eyes and fixes her mask as she goes to leave.
Blaise: Wait!
Aprila turns back around.
Blaise: What's your beef with the Corporate Assholes and Ryan Morgan anyway?
Aprila just walks off. Blaise tries to get up but she can't. An EMT comes over and helps her up then calls for help for TQ.
EMT: We told you NOT to leave the medical area!
Blaise rolls her eyes as they help her up and pick TQ up. We fade back into the arena.
We cut to Patricia Downs in the ring with her mic ready to introduce the next match of the night!
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen this following contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
Kevin Hunter’s music hits and he comes down the ramp then gets in the ring waiting for his partner.
Patricia Downs: Introducing first… Kevin Hunter!
"Monster" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain with Henry Losak wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start with Henry standing outside of the ring.
Patricia Downs: And next… His partner… Lord Raab
"You want a martyr? I'll be one, because enough's enough. You're done."
The lights go out in the arena as blue and white strobe lights light up the stage. “King For A Day" by Pierce The Veil hits over the PA System with the lights flashing in time with the rhythm. The black curtain is pushed aside and Silver Kazama steps out from behind it onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers as Silver walks over to the left side of the stage, his arms extended out to his sides as he panders to the fans.
He walks over to the right side of the stage and taunts to the fans again to another chorus of cheers. He moves back towards the center of the stage and begins to make his way down the ramp as he slaps the hands of fans on his way down to the ring.
He slides into the ring and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, throwing both of his arms into the air, and pointing to the sky. He climbs down before walking over to the far set of ropes, climbing on the middle rope before holding his arm up again and calling out to the fans. He climbs down once more and walks towards his corner. He pulls his shirt up over his head and throws it into the crowd as “King For A Day" fades out of earshot and the lights return to normal.
Patricia Downs: And next… Their opponents… First… Silver Kazama
Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the PA and from out behind the curtains, Jason Dave slowly makes his way out onto the stage. Sporting a pair of athletic shorts and a white tang top, he makes his way down the ring slowly, making eye contact with nearly every member of the EHWF universe. He stops when he reaches ring side and takes a lap around the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and grazes his palm across the top rope and looks out to the crowd with his signature smirk. He enters through the middle rope and then reaches the center of the ring. He smiles and chuckles softly before removing his tang top and tossing it to the side of the ring. He perches himself on one of the far corners of the ring and waits for his opponent to come out to the ring.
Patricia Downs: And his partner… Jason Dave!
DING DING DING!
Match #3: Silver Kazama & Jason Dave vs. Kevin Hunter & Lord Raab
Dave demands to Silver that he start and Silver isn’t in the mood to argue. Dave starts the match with Hunter. Hunter quickly gets Dave in a headlock and starts to pound him with big fists! The fans cheer as Hunter taunts Dave but Dave starts to elbow Hunter in the side and breaks free of his grasp! Dave pushes Hunter off of the ropes and when he comes back, Hunter knocks down Dave with a shoulder! Hunter jumps up and lands on Dave with a massive elbow drop!
Steve White: Dave and Hunter fighting a good bout here right now! Both men know that momentum is on the line in this one! Momentum for when Dave faces Bill next week or momentum for the CPM!
Chuck Thompson: Hunter is looking good in there now! He’s really taking it to Dave and even though Dave is hitting hard it looks like Hunter is in control!
Hunter picks Dave up and plummets some big shots to his back! Hunter knees Dave into the corner then lines him up but Dave hits an oncoming Hunter with an enziguiri! The fans cheer as Hunter falls into his corner! Hunter tags in Lord Raab Raab and Raab runs up and nails Dave with a big monster clothesline! Lord Raab picks up Dave and powers him away from the corner and knees him in the ribs a few times! Dave kicks Raab’s knee out then bounces off of the ropes and hits Raab with a dropkick right to the face! The fans go wild as Dave leapfrogs over Lord Raab and tags in Silver!
Steve White: A beautiful tag right there! Hunter did a lot of damage and Dave wasn’t really getting much in on Raab so Dave takes a rest!
Chuck Thompson: Silver gets the tag and I have to say Silver and Dave are working better together than I thought they would!
Hunter comes in to help out a dazed Lord Raab but Silver hits both of them with a double dropkick! The fans go wild as the ref comes over and argues with Hunter! Lord Raab gets back up and Silver runs over to him but Lord Raab hits Silver with a big boot to the skull and the fans go nuts! Lord Raab goes to grab Silver on the mat but Silver kicks him in the head quickly with fast swats! Lord Raab falls back into the corner and Silver runs up and hits him with a running corner knee! Lord Raab stumbles to the center of the ring and Silver hits Lord Raab with Devil Trigger but Raab STILL doesn’t go down! The fans go nuts at Silver runs over and tags Dave back into the match!
Steve White: And now Dave coming back into this one after Silver did a lot of damage there! Quick tags are what very well may make this match for them!
Chuck Thompson: Don’t count out the CPM they can do anything at anytime and these two have proven to be a great team in their own right!
Dave gets to the top rope knowing Raab won’t go down any other way! Dave does some Rissiesque theatrics while he’s up there and the fans go wild! Lord Raab is down in the center of the ring as Kevin yells for a tag! Dave leaps off of the top rope and hits Lord Raab with a missile dropkick! The fans go wild and Dave crawls to his feet! Raab sits up almost immediately! The move took a lot out of Dave so he tags in Silver!
Steve White: Massive dropkick from Dave! Huge! Amazing but it still didn’t put Raab down for long!
Chuck Thompson: Silver coming back in!
Kevin rages and runs in! He swings at Silver but Silver ducks and runs into Dave who hits him with Transendance! The fans are going wild! Raab gets up and isn’t sure who is legal! He faces Dave! Dave stances but rolls out to the apron! Raab turns around and gets cracked with the Devil Trigger as Dave slides on the canvas and takes his legs out! Silver lands on Raab and grabs both legs as he sits on him!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here are your winners… Silver Kazama and Jason Dave!
Steve White: Well there you go! They did it! These two hall of famers and I guess you could say rivals actually did it!!
Chuck Thompson: What a match that was! It could have gone either way but Dave and Silver were able to work together really well!
Hunter slides in and knocks Silver to the mat! He goes to stomp Silver out but Dave king hits him in the back of the head! Silver tosses Hunter on the mat and Dave runs up and punts Hunter in the ribs! Dave goes to put Hunter once more but Raab reaches in from the outside and drags Hunter out, saving him! Raab and Hunter back up the ramp as Raab gestures threats to Dave and Silver!
Steve White: These guys aren’t letting the CPM get anything over them tonight and with Blaise and Aprila taking out TQ Smooth, I don’t think we’ll see an ambush right now!
Chuck Thompson: You got that right! Black Man isn’t going to tire himself out before his match just to ambush these two!
Dave stops in the ring and glares at Silver. Silver stops and stares back as the two come close and the fans go wild with the intensity building.
Jason Dave: Next week… When it comes to Bill and I… Stay the FUCK out of my way… Bitch…
Silver Kazama: …I ain’t in it…
Dave shoots one final glare then rolls out of the ring. We fade out backstage.
We fade in outside of the CPM Locker Room. Cowbell is outside the door with Angus Murphy. Angus is entering the room while Cowbell is fist bumping him.
Cowbell: Aight den… You go and have a shower and Imma go hang around Black Man like I’m guarding him or some shit. After you finished come catch up with us.
Angus Murphy: You got it man!
Angus gets in the locker room as he parts with Cowbell. He makes his way through the spacious and luxurious locker room to the back where the showers and bathrooms are set. He opens a bathroom door and walks inside. He turns on the light and sees in the reflection of the mirror Aprila hanging upside down from a rail behind him! He turns around and she drops down with a Kendo Stick in hand! Aprila starts beating the shit out of Angus with it! Constantly cracking the Kendo Stick over his head face and back until it is snapped and splintered, Aprila then boots Angus in the balls as he falls to a bloody heap on the floor!
Steve White: What the!? What is Aprila doing! She’s taking it to another CPM Member! First TQ now Angus! What is her beef with the CPM!? Why is she doing this?!
Chuck Thompson: I don’t know what her beef is but I salute her! Remember last week when she tore into Ryan Morgan Rissi on the mic and made him rage? Maybe she has some underlying issues we don’t know about!
A bloody Angus tries to get up but Aprila boots him in the mouth then grabs the clothes hanging, the rails, the shower curtain and the products on the sink and shelves and pushes them all on him! After a while Angus is buried! We hear some moaning from under the pile of debris but Aprila just stomps on it! The fans watching on the tron are going nuts with cheers as Aprila exits the bathroom and closes the door behind her. We fade back to the arena.
We come back to the arena where Patricia Downs is waiting with a mic in the ring.
Patricia Downs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this following main event contest is a triple threat match and it is set for one fall!
“State Of My Head” by Rev Theory suddenly blares through the speakers and the titantron comes to life as Daniel Creed appears out from backstage and walks to the top of the entrance ramp with his signature bat in his hand, dragging behind him. Dressed in a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt complete with the leather biker vest and wrapped hands he looks more like he is ready for a street fight then a wrestling match, he lifts the bat from the ground and points it down at the ring before bringing the bat down to rest on his shoulder and starts his march down to the ring. Once at ringside he takes a couple of practice swings at the steel steps and a clank rinks trough the arena with every strike, once he is done he lays his weapon down by the steps and makes his way into the ring where he removes his vest and shirt dropping them outside on top of the steel steps and waits in his corner for the match to begin.
Patricia Downs: Introducing First… Conner Creed!
"Demons" by Imagine Dragons blares over the PA as Black Man struts out from behind the curtain and snickers at the fans who shower him with boos and jeers. Black Man gives the finger to the fans on the right, then the fans on the left, before proceeding down the ramp shaking his head in disgust. As he reaches the ring, he slowly walks up the steel steps and under the middle rope. Black Man stands dead center of the ring and throws his hands up into the air causing the fans to once again pick up in intensity of hate for the former champion.
Patricia Downs: And next… Black Man!
The house lights go pitch black and the crowd falls into a hushed silence. Cell phone bulbs begin to illuminate the arena as the
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Crowd POP.
A shadow appears on the tron and steps forward, revealing James Champ's face to the crowd to another tremendous POP. He smiles and the tron cuts out as "End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage begins to blast throughout the arena and white strobes begin to flash. The camera flies around the arena until one centers on James Champ standing at one of the fan entrances. The crowd POPS again as Champ makes his way down the stairs.
James gets to the barricade and leaps over with cat like agility. He somersaults to his feet and slides into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet and hops up on the second rope, taunting to the crowd with his arms extended. He leans against the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.
Patricia Downs: And finally… Making his way to the ring… James Champ!
DING DING DING!
Main Event: Black Man vs. Conner Creed vs. James Champ
The bell sounds and Champ and Black Man instantly lock up! They start trading lefts and rights! A big fistfight breaks out and Black Man starts winning until James Champ boots him in the gut! James gets some jabs in but Black Man comes back with an uppercut! They trade blows again until Conner Creed runs up and takes both men down with a double clothesline! The fans go wild as Creed stands over both men! He looks down at Black Man and punts him in the ribs a few times while he’s down!
Steve White: These three men have a lot of animosity towards each other but Champ and Conner have been personally targeted by the CPM
Chuck Thompson: No doubt they’ll try to target Black Man here tonight then!
Conner picks Black Man up and dives massive fists into his gut! Black Man falls in a heap and coughs and splutters all over the place! Conner helps Black Man up only to headbutt him back down! Champ slides in from behind and picks Conner up, hitting him with a big back bodydrop! Champ turns to Black Man and tries for a standing moonsault but Black Man raises his knees and Champ lands right on them! Champ rolls off in pain as Black Man gets up and scoopslams him in the center of the ring!
Steve White: Black Man fighting back hard and taking down James Champ. Black Man wants to keep control here now.
Chuck Thompson: Easier said than done. I just hope the CPM guys don’t show up in the main event this time!
Black Man tosses Champ in the corner but when he runs at him Champ raises his legs and Black Man runs face first into his boots! Champ ducks down and takes Black Man’s legs out! Conner runs in and powerslams Champ! Champ gets up only to get another powerslam from Conner! Black Man gets up and trades punches with Conner only to have Conner take him down with a big lariat! Black Man gets up and rakes Conner’s eyes then bounces Conner off of the ropes! James Champ superkicks Conner but falls victim to a spinebuster from Black Man! The fans go nuts for the action!
Steve White: It’s heating up now! Big moves, quickness and a lot of rage in this one now!
Chuck Thompson: Black Man is having a hard time keeping control of these guys! I think Creed might be coming away with the lead now and James Champ just won’t stay down!
Black Man covers Champ but Creed pulls Black Man to his feet then pulls him into a massive running STO! The fans go wild! Creed tries to cover Black Man but Black Man swats a kick! Black Man gets up and knees Creed in the gut! Creed responds with a big scoopslam on Black Man right in the corner! Black Man yells in pain as the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Creed with those heavy shots and powerful moves! What a match!
Chuck Thompson: Creed is brutalizing Black Man here tonight probably for revenge for last week! Creed is pissed!
Creed boots Black Man in the head while he’s down! Champ gets up! Creed lines him up! Creed sprints at Champ for the Clothesline From Hell but Champ ducks! Creed turns around into a superkicks from Champ! Creed stumbles around until Champ finishes Creed with A Certain Death! Creed is done and rolls out of the ring, squirming in pain! Champ turns round! Black Man with a boot but Champ catches it and pushes Black off the ropes! Champ with a superkick! Black ducks it! Black Man with another boot but Champ dodges with a set up for A Certain Death! Black Man spins out of his grasp and boots Champ in the gut then hits a Black Stunn! The fans wildly boo and pelt the ring with garbage as Black Man covers!
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DING DING DING!
Patricia Downs: Here is your winner… Black Man!
Steve White: Black Man did it!? I don’t believe it!?
The fans boos are overwhelming! Black Man gets up and laughs! He raises his arms as he signals to the stage! The CPM’s music hits and Ryan, Hunter and Raab all come out!
Steve White: Shit! The CPM! The Captain already won the match what else do they want!
They look to swarm the ring but Sah’ta Thor runs from behind and cracks Hunter in the back of the head! They start to brawl and the fans go nuts!
Steve White: Thor is here! THOR’S BACK AND HE WANTS PAYBACK!
Chuck Thompson: I thought they took his ass to the hospital!
Thor and Hunter brawl and spill out to the crowd! Ryan signals for Raab to help Black Man! Raab gets in the ring and they surround Champ! Creed has already left as Champ gets up! Raab grabs Champ around the throat and chokeslams him! Black Man laughs hysterically but suddenly Eli Sykes’ music hits!
Steve White: Raab fucking up Champ! Eli is here! The EHWF Champ is here but why!?
Chuck Thompson: Certainly not here to save James!
Eli gets in the ring. Ryan shakes his head! Raab isn’t having it! Raab grabs Eli around the throat! Champ stumbles up and Raab gets him around the throat as well! Eli and Champ look at each other! They have to work together! The fans go nuts! Eli and Champ boot Raab in the gut and drop him! Black Man rolls out of the ring and takes refuge with Ryan on the ramp!
Steve White: Champ and Eli strong together!
The fans go wild! They get up and Champ and Eli raise their arms to the crowd at opposite ends of the ring! Champ turns a back to the center of the ring only to get a Syke Out from Eli! The fans boo him!
Steve White: Double crossing dog!
Chuck Thompson: Did you expect any less from Eli Sykes!
Eli looks proud of himself as Champ is laid out. Ryan has a mic and points at Eli.
RMR: You guys think you’re tough? Think you can take the CPM? Think you’re better and that you can come out here and disrespect us and talk all this shit about me? Well fine… Lets see just who is better! At Aces High, it’s going to be the best – Eli Sykes, Blaise and James Champ taking on the CPM – Black Man, TQ Smooth and Lord Raab in a traditional Aces High elimination tag team match!
The fans go wild as Black Man flips Eli off. Eli stares out at Black and Ryan.
Steve White: What a HUGE announcement! That match is going to be MASSIVE!
Chuck Thompson: I can’t wait now Steve!
Steve White: We thank you for your time ladies and gents! We’ll see you next week at Aces High! Thank you, good night and be safe!
Eli and Black Man threaten each other with gestures as we fade out to the EHWF Logo, ending the show.